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OH SHIT NIGGER, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!

In the last episode you and your younger siblings ventured into the neighboring island to confront your Grandma, who also happened to be an ancient evil that you unleashed, to rescue one of your younger brothers. But she was too strong and the dice hates you so you nabbed your brother and escaped by boat.

Shieeeeet.
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4119767
Should we call dad and tell him about our fuck up, or let him find out on his own?
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>>4119772
Hmmmm, which one leads to the least amount of getting your ass spanked
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4119775
He'll spank us even if we defeated her because we touched his stuff, so there really is no escape.
He'll even spank Simon
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4119775
Let's call him to get this conflict resolved sooner. But it totally wasn't our fault.
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>>4119781
Right. Time to call papa and inform him of your failures. I mean, things that happened that you totally had nothing to do with
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4119782
Totally. One thing led to another that was totally out of our control which caused grandma to get released.
How's mom doing?
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4119782
yeah thinking about it let's not do that *destroy the phone*
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4119782
>>4119778
Yeah, pretend that her release had literally nothing to do with us and we tried everything.
If all else fails, we blame someone else
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>>4119787
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4119792
So what are our options now?
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4119792
Grandma's leaving anyway
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>>4119793
Well, since Grandma told you she'll leave her island to begin her own conquest. Dad'll probably find out by himself anyway. Or Uncle Simon could tell him when he leaves your party. So you COULD just return home and resume normal operations like nothing happened and wait until this blows over.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4119800
The latter
Let's scheme an evil act of terror. RASPUTIN, ideas?
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4119800
Uncle Simon would rather keep his mouth shit and not be involved since he'll be spanked for failing to keep her sealed
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>>4119803
What is this anon's obessesion with Simon being spanked? SOmething you wanna tell us?
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>>4119803
Shut, I mean
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>>4119805
It's a condition, ok?
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>>4119805
>>4119803
Indeed anon. When did these fantasies about Simon getting spanked start?
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4119819
"You could say it started when I was a kid. I was such a piece of shit that my parents would spank me every day."
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4119819
It started when he got bullied by Texas and Lolisniffer in VILLAIN QUEST, NOW IN BLU-RAY
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>>4119821
Interesting. Who would spank you more? Your mother or father?
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4119819
"I remember that every night my father always came to my room disguised as goofy yelling with all his might "it's goofy time" he spanked me for hours I think at the end I just develop some sexual think to avoid the pain"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4119837
We leave this intriguing interview behind and return to regular scheduling
>>4119802
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4119837
"Both, even my uncle he was living with us at that time he was more harsh on the spanking, maybe I just taking my revenge on a weird way on the poor uncle Simon maybe because he reminds me of him too much"
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>>4119845
"Well. Usually upstart villains either start small or go in big with a massive attack on a city or something. Attract one or two heroes, fight em off, establish reputation, that kinda thing."
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4119854
Lets rob a convenience store.
Everyone puts on their bandit masks and
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4119854
Time to give everyone their rewards first.
Lilly's will have to wait a bit because Grandma still needs to pack her things
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4119854
let's rob the bank
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4119854
Lets find a bank and rob it in great style using Picasso masks
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>>4119859
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4119866
We dress in a shady coat and black wool hat in preparation to rob a human gas store. Rasputin and Betty do the same
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4119866
Nah, we rob the bank, we use artist mask, we rich
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4119866
ROB THE BANK
WE MUST PROVE OURSELVES
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>>4119868
"A gas station? We have an army and you want to rob a gas station?"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4119876
We have to start somewhere.............
Put on this wool hat
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4119876
>”I was testing your attention, I meant the chemicals industry. We need to step our game now.”
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4119876
>>4119883
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>>4119886
"Huh. Alright then. So what's the target?"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4119891
the Nuclear plant
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4119891
Using our spy satellite network, THAT BETTER FUCKING WORK MARIAN, we're going to find the biggest dairy farm we can and steal all their milk.
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>>4119896
Ah, the city's Nuclear Power Plant. What's the goal here? Stealing the nuclear materials? Causing a meltdown? Create your own monster by exposing a creature to radiation?
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4119904
No. We steal the plant itself.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4119904
>Stealing the nuclear materials
That can be used to give us a LOT of energy on the island.
>>4119906
YES, LET US STEAL THE WHOLE BUILDING
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4119891
Grupp Corp
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>>4119909
"Alright. When we get back to base. We can go develop our plan of attack" said Betty

"And I'll go ready the troops" said Rasputin

"There's also that human intruder you caught a while back. Apparently he's woken up. But still isn't talking though" said The Chosen one
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4119918
We shall interrogate him.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4119918
Someone check if Grandma left so that Lilly can move in, it's time to interrogate the prisoner
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4119918
Let’s see this intruder first
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4119918
"Also, the intruder has been put in a thong and brought to your bedchamber. Not- not sure whose idea that was."
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4119866

Get Lilly a 17th-18th Century Admiral's Uniform, and promote her to Admiral
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>>4119923
"Wait....move in? You're giving Lilly Grandma's island?"
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4119942
Yes, we promised Lilly her own Kingdom and castle.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4119942
We did promise her that castle in an island, did you not remember
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4119942
No, it’s still mine, but she can live there for now. Now prepare my latex gloves, we have a prisoner to interrogate
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4119942
spit more margaritas in green's eye. as a goof.
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>>4119949
Olessa then promotes Luke to "Grand Architect". A honorable position where he gets to....do 80% of the work building Lilly's new castle. Quattro and Marian silently resents the fact that they don't get new territories.

Anyway. Gloves, equipped.
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4119976
Marian, you're getting Simon to help you with your damn robot, you don't get the right to complain.
Quattro...yeah.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4119976
Enter inter'o Gation chamber
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4119976
Now let’s practice diplomacy
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4119976
Quattro runs a resort and Marian is in charge of R&D, its close enough
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4119976
Tell you boys what, I'll just have Equality Prime bulldoze Quattro's resort/grill and Marian's skyscraper, then you can build on the ruins after my troops are done salting it. That "new" enough for ya?!
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>>4119980
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4119998
Resort, you have a resort
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>>4119998
"Quattro. You are a disappointment."
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4119998
He got a bird friend and a chance to duel with Rasputin out of it though
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4119998
Shotasniffer hugs Quattro and Bobby
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4119998
Proceed the fucking plot jaysus christ
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>>4120003
"Wait, bird?"
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4120009
That albatross that's hanging around your neck
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4120009
That bird who comforted you and was part of your attack
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4120008
>>4120009
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>>4120013
Right right. Interrogation, of course.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4120024
Do we still have his camera
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>>4120024
Since when does he have a mask?
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4120024
first things first remove that stupid helmet is MINE NOW!!!!!!!
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4120031
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4120024
Intruder begins immediately talking when Shotasniffer shows up, turns out he has a message for her ears only
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>>4120031
"Oh, he's actually a new guy we captured. He was trying to bust out the first guy"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4120053
Ask them how old they are
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4120053
Ask them what was their plan, while rubbing our gloves hands
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4120053
>>4120026
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4120053
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4120053
Well we only need ONE of them to speak. So how about it boys, who wants to talk and who wants to be tortured?
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4120053
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"
Then we slap them botha them across their faces with one swipe.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4120053
so what are you doing on this hood fuck boys *cracks his knuckles and all his sketal body*
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>>4120067
WOAH
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>>4120067
>cracks his knuckles

And that is what you did. Grabbing his hand, you squeezed hard, and his bones cracked beneath your hand. He visibly flinches. But still says nothing.
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>>4120062
CONGRATULATIONS, NOW WHAT’S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN ?
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4120085
Blush, because you're holding hands with someone you're not related to
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4120085
You know what, this calls for desperate measures.
Bring in the photo of zebra
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4120085
>>4120088
And make loud rubbing noises with our gloves
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4120085
>>4120094
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4120108
Roll 2d100 to see if your question and intense glove rubbing gets through
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Rolled 65, 32 = 97 (2d100)

>>4120135
give us your secrets
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Rolled 29, 48 = 77 (2d100)

>>4120135
Try sniffing him to weird him out
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Rolled 42, 96 = 138 (2d100)

>>4120135
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>>4120142
We were on the verge to greatness. We were this close
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Rolled 71, 25 = 96 (2d100)

>>4120135
Prepare the P music
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4120137
He seems unaffected.

For no particular reason. Roll 2d100
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Rolled 27, 48 = 75 (2d100)

>>4120150
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Rolled 43, 32 = 75 (2d100)

>>4120150
If his visor is a laser I swear!
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Rolled 62, 21 = 83 (2d100)

>>4120150
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Rolled 50, 30 = 80 (2d100)

>>4120150
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Rolled 58, 26 = 84 (2d100)

>>4120150
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Rolled 31, 84 = 115 (2d100)

>>4120150
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Rolled 100, 40 = 140 (2d100)

>>4120150
Take his visor off
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>>4120156
OH SHIT, HE HAD A HIDDEN ENERGY BLADE IN HIS GAUNTLET! HE CUTS THROUGH HIS CUFFS AND LUNGES AT YOU!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN ABOUT, i dunno, 18 hours or something. It's 3AM, I gotta sleep to not fuck up my liver and work schedule.

THREAD BREAK
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>>4119998
>>4120009
even when Quattro wins he loses
should have asked for more
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>>4120199
o fuk
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NOW THERE IS NO END
THE CURSE WILL GO MY FRIEND
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4120199
Beat him up and give him a handjob
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>>4123271
but he's not a little boy
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joke about OP disappearing goes here
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>>4123619
How dare you
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Unfunny, downright retarded joke goes here
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>>4123634
How did you get a copy of the script
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Reference to old adventure goes here
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Super Robot Pilot Gaiden goes here
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*please insert shitpost here*
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insert rest of thread here
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4123696
Insert bread (black bread)
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>>4123698
You fool! This bread is burned!
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4123702
dat's racist
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4123702
That's your problem buddy
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>>4123705
Shut up whitebread
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4123709
The breads are actually just sockpuppets controlled by Marian
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4123709
no
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4123709
white bread that bullshit man we all know he is a cracker
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>>4123711
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4123722
back to the plot, let's deal with this energy blade wielding goon that's about to kill us
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4123722
The moral of this little segment is that Marian is an actual retard. So retarded he plays with sockpuppets in private
With that out of the way, let us return to regular scheduling.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4123722
Quattro decides to call dad and tell him about grandma
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4123724
Aw shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

roll 2d120

+20 bonus 4 U
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Rolled 7, 53 = 60 (2d120)

>>4123728
ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISH THIS DUDE
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Rolled 95, 69 = 164 (2d100)

>>4123728
weaksauce
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Rolled 98, 31 = 129 (2d120)

>>4123728
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>>4123737
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4123742
NOW INTERROGATE HIM WITH MAXIMUM INTIMIDATION
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4123742
check if you accidentally killed him
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4123745
2spooky4me

Roll 2d120

+40 Bonus for you
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Rolled 13, 111 = 124 (2d120)

>>4123755
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Rolled 53, 116 = 169 (2d120)

>>4123755
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>>4123758
"AH! FUCK! FINE! I'LL TALK"
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4123776
Who sent you both?
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4123776
Got milk?
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>>4123778
"E-erm, alright. We're agents of...."

A. A government organization
B. A rival villain
C. A government organization ran by a villain
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4123791
B
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4123791
An evil fast food chain megacorp
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4123791
>>4123798
at least it wasn't coldgate
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>>4123798
"...Galaxy Burgers. Our meat is outta this world!"
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4123820
Why is Galaxy Burgers taking pictures of me
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4123820
the fuck is their problem
we all know pizza is superior tho
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4123820
Okay. But what meat do you guys use for your burgers? As in, which suppliers should I destroy to bankrupt your food chain?
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>>4123831
"Naturally. The burger thing is more or less both a front and what funds our actual criminal activities. And since we're part of the villain league, word on the metaphorical street is that Lolisniffer had named a new heir. Since he's exiled from the league due to well.....too long a list of infractions to cover right now, any big moves he makes or relating to him is a cause for concern. So we...were sent to scout and gather information on you"
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4123845
That's great. But instead of doing that, you're going to spread misinformation about us, on our regard.
>Free them from their flesh
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>>4123848
"hhrrr--rkkkk...o-of course....there's a-also the matter of ---hrrghhh---why I can divulge such information...from the moment I t-talked--my life is forfeit"

His gauntlet starts to light up and beeps loudly!
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4123854
Tear off his arm and toss it outside
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4123854
>>4123856
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4123857
ROLL 2D120!
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Rolled 41, 98 = 139 (2d120)

>>4123860
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>>4123860
>>4123862
aw shit nigga
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4123862
You rip out the agent's arm from its socket and throws it out the window! It explodes in a giant fiery ball of fire! But then, the OTHER captured agent lunges at you!

"TWO AGENTS MEANS TWO BOMBS YOU BONY BIIIIIIITCH!" He yells!

ROLL 2d120!

He has +10 surprise bonus
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Rolled 59, 41 = 100 (2d120)

>>4123875
KICK HIM OUT THE WINDOW
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Rolled 90, 47 = 137 (2d120)

>>4123875
rip his arm off too
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>>4123881
nice-
>>4123886
...you got lucky

>>4123875
>calling Shotasniffer a bitch
Boy, you gonna get cuddled
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>>4123886
AND SO YOU DID! You rip his arm off too and threw it outside so it can explode!
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4123891
now bash their heads in
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4123891
add some more stock footage
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4123891
restrain the two men before they try any other tricks
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4123891
Enjoy being called a bitch due to your massive daddy issues
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>>4123893
You must have mistaken, anon. Out here wee don't use any damn stock footage whatsover. This adventure have integrity
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4123903
yeah okay, OP

bash the two agent's heads together
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4123903
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4123903
Demand the villain league's location
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4123903
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4123903
call a medic then berate your guards for not thoroughly checking your prisoners
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>>4123904
Ker-squish
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4123914
See if we can get the location of the villain league from them
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4123914
berate your guards for not thoroughly checking your prisoners
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4123914
>>4123918
This and do a penis inspection on them for security, while playing penis music
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>>4123918
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4123928
Does anyone know anything about the villain league?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4123928
Anyways, shake down everyone in a face obscuring clothing to make sure they are not humans! Including you Luke!
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4123928
Get our analysis specialist, Jhonson. We need him to analyze all the info we have on Galaxy Burgers
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>>4123928
Where’s the penis inspection ? My vote was the highest one >>4123924
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>>4123935
you were 3 minutes too late
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>>4123935
You posted too late, OP was already finishing the update. It should be really easy to tell fool
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>>4123939
>>4123941
It’s literally this and the penis inspection as well, just and additional thing
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>>4123930
"Dad always referred to them as "assholes" and no other names, if that helps"

>>4123935
What this anon said >>4123939
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4123950
Ask Simon about them
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4123950
Right, we must figure out where they are from, quick, look into their clothing, where was it made?
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4123950
Ok, I’ve never met a swiss QM before.
Gouge our eyes out since we’re a skeleton and don’t need them. Use this to scare them and get more answers.
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>>4123952
"No markings....Buuut if I have to guess, probably in a sweatshop. Or a secret lab. Or a secret sweatshop lab"

>>4123953
>swiss
what gave you that idea
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4123958
>>4123951
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4123958
Do we have a skelehound?
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4123958
Google "galaxy burgers" and try to find their location there
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4123958
Go to Galaxy Burgers and order a queen size meal.
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>>4123965
Well, they got a bunch of branches around the world. That's something.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4123968
Wait were this far north? How come we aren't frozen?
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4123968
The one in the Amazon forest. It's the perfect to place to hide a secret criminal org
Fly there in our private jet, bring along Betty and Rasputin
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4123958
>what gave you that idea
Because you ignored my roll for not being early enough
>>4123968
Go to Vladivostok
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4123968
Invade Greenland
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4123968
Go to the one in Japan because we're weebs. Don't forget to bring our waifu pillow.
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>>4123970
Oh that red skull aint your island. I just like skulls.

Your actual island is somewhere in.....psssh, I dunno. Where the geography and weather makes sense. Whereever that may be

>>4123971
"What about the plan to steal a nuclear power plant?"
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4123982
Ah yes, the Neverland
Anyways, we'll steal it on the way
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4123982
Actually, steal the power plant first, Marian's getting antsy over it
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4123982
Does Quattro have his own island?
Also let's get that power plant first.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4123982
I figured we had to wait three weeks or something for somebody to invent some piece of technology so we can steal it, because somebody always wants to delay my plans with some weird bullshit.

But fine, if Rasputin wants to steal the power plant first, we'll do that and get burgers on the way back.
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>>4123988
>Does Quattro have his own island?
Not anymore he doesn't. He hasn't own his own little island ever since he lost to you in SKELETON ISLAND 1. AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD NOW, ONLY AT http://www.mediafire.com/file/4j7j24a8o0doqmn/Skeleton_Island.zip
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4123990
We should forget the power plant while we have more pressing business, i.e. rival villains spying on us.
Fly to the amazon rainforest
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4123990
Right, Chosen One, make plans to build a big waterpark there
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4123990
Get to the powerplant first, it's closer and there's a Galaxy Burgers near it
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4123990
We should give Quattro a pity island. Maybe one day he'll grow to be more powerful. But that time isn't now.
Onto the nuclear power plant!
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4123990
Let's steal the powerplant, that'll show these weird burger people who's boss
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4123990
Gouge our eyes out before stealing the powerplant
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>>4123998
"Alright sis. What's the plan? And will we be taking the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC plane or blimp"
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4124006
Blimp, we need to send a message, and that message is: I have a blimp
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4124006
Blimp of course, its intimidating and cool
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4124006
The blimp.
Marian somehow invites himself inside because he's been following us since he heard nuclear
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4124006
Strike fast, aiming for the nuclear core. We’ll increase our perception by gouging our eyes out, so we can flawlessly deal with their defenses
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>>4124014
What's with you and your fetish for gouging your own eyes out?
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>>4124008
THE BLIMP IS CHOSEN. AND NOW......gotta suspend thread for health reasons yo. It's 3:30 AM where I am. shieeeet.

Continuing when the heat death of the universe comes. updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

>>4124018
Plus. What eyes? We're skeletons
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>>4124022
Thanks OP. I enjoy our time together.
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>>4124025
That's pretty gay
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>>4124027
Get some sleep you nerd
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>>4124018
Blindness = precision
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We need a Quattro-focused sequel where he redeems himself in the eyes of his siblings.
Or fucks it up for himself
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>>4125564
>another skeleton quest
How about no. Market is oversaturated, and quattro is shit anyway
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>>4125564
That would be as bad as bringing Fester back. The answer is no pal.
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>>4125564
yes
let's call it Quattro's CounterAttack
nothing can possibly go wrong
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>>4125567
>as bad as bringing Fester back
Now that's perfection if I ever saw one
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>>4125566
>>4125567
>>4125610
is there a skeleton more pathetic than Quattro or Bobby
besides Zebra
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>>4125657
It's a 50/50 tossup between Marian and Zebra
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>>4125661
Marian doesn't come close to Zebra
He's a contender for second most
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>>4125657
Quattro is pretty well off as far skellies go
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>>4125667
through begging his sis for handouts
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Marian is such a fuckup holy shit
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>>4125668
could be worse
could be Marian
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>>4125673
Marian's a successful businessskele
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>>4125760
the heat death of the universe has not come yet
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>>4125774
That's true. Sleep.
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>>4125777
then why are you here
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>>4125784
Dropping in for a quick shitpost.
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>>4125760
he let communism win
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>>4125792
>dropping in the middle of the night to shitpost
madlad OP
>>
#FESTERDIDNOTHINGWRONG
#QUATTRODIDNOTHINGWRONG
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>>4126206
Quattro and Fester crossover when
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>>4127023
do you want the respect to tank that badly for quattro
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Let's settle this once and for all
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>>4127418
The most important of all polls
https://www.strawpoll.me/19502656
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>>4127419
excuse me, where is the Marian option?
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>>4127419
I mean at least Quattro didn't get himself killed
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>>4127419
If I vote Fester will OP start thread later
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>>4127462
perhaps
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Fester worst
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>>4127462
trick question, what type of later are you talking about
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>>4127465
Indeed. Later can mean anywhere from "5 minutes later to 5 years later" and so on
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>>4127468
voting fester anyway, quattro's not as bad as zebra
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4127468
Shotasniffers nemesis
Shotasniffersniffer
Someone that smells Shotasniffer
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

shotasniffer's nemesis should be a shota

haha, w-wouldn't that be funny, guys? :)
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>>4128195
M A K E. T H I S. H A P P E N!!!!
Her only weakness!
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>>4128195
If it doesn't happen like that, are you going to unleash a can of Choc Fu on OP?
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>>4128710
Can you imagine? Shotasniffer curled up on the ground as some ten year old whaps her with a stick? They wouldnt even be that strong and she just take the hits for fear of accidentally killing the little boy.
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float
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4129038
Fly over to the nuclear thing and just steal it with some ropes
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>>4129041
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4129045
Attach ropes to nuclear power plant and lift it into the air!
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>>4129050
"Right, of course. Betty. Tell the troops to prepare the "Ropes"
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4129054
Wait, that's fucking stupid, we're just doing a hostile takeover with emphasis on the hostile
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>>4129057
"Cancel that order Betty, tell them to prepare weapons instead"
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4129059
ROPES ROPES ROPES!
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4129059
Marian we're not stealing the factory through-WHY ARE YOU HERE
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>>4129060
"Cancel that cancellation, "Ropes" it is"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4129061
>>4129062
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>>4129063
"C'mon sis! Me and the boys down at the lab just developed these mechanical ropes based on my Mecha Squid tentacles! Use 'em!"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4129068
You know we still have to clear the plant of its management right, and aren't you supposed to watch over your mech
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>>4129069
"VP forced me to go outside and get some air. But then I tripped and fell into your blimp's cargo"
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4129074
Let's hope your subordinates don't do funny stuff like programming your mech to only play cute idol songs or incest
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>>4129079
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4129080
Moving on, Rasputin, how much fighting power do you have, Grandma must have drained you of quite a bit while you were possessed
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4129080
Let's get to stealing this power plant
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>>4129082
"Quite a bit is an understatement. It will take some time for me to regain my full powers before being drained. But rest assured sister. I still have more than enough to complete any mission you give me"
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4129087
ACTIVATE THE ROPES
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4129087
Great, let's go beat some heads in
Definitely not a villain hideout or anything
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>>4129089
"AW YEEEAHH"
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4129096
Hit that button
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4129096
Time to link to the roofs, we're doing a rapid attack from there
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>>4129098
In the skies above the power plant, your massive war blimp emerges from the cloud! Numerous mechanical tentacles are launched from the blimp, ramming into the grounds below. The tentacles engage their drill mode and begin to burrow into the rock, preparing the power plant for extraction. Naturally, the personnel inside the plant are now alerted. They will surely call the authorities. So prepare for cops. Or the military. Or even heroes to come and stop you
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4129104
Pose menacingly while we wait for opposition
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4129104
>Naturally, the personnel inside the plant are now alerted. They will surely call the authorities.
That is, unless they ARE the people to fight
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>>4129106
Anyyyy minute now
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4129115
The attack comes from the power plant itself
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>>4129116
From the plant itself?! Which means....
A. The plant has its own security forces
B. It's actually a secret testing ground to create a Nuke powered hero
C. Same thing as above....but it's a giant monster instead
D. The power plant itself is the threat. It's a giant nuke powered mech
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4129121
A and B, except we're attacking a villain hideout with a nuke-powered villain
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4129121
B
It's Quattro's mom figure
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>>4129126
>Quattro's mom figure
Quattro get out
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>>4129124
The plant's doors burst open as workers storm out, each holding a weapon or tool to destroy your "ropes"! Now those don't look like standard issue.

"Sis! A huge energy reading is coming from the plant!"
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4129135
Deploy troops to go down and defend the ropes!
We stay to defend the blimp
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4129135
Of course they are, that's it whole purpose!
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>>4129140
"No, this one's different! It's concentrated into one spot! The size is much smaller than an actual reactor, like...person-sized! It's..."

Hi, OP here. Uh. Much apologies but gotta suspend things for now. I got a family thing to deal with over here so this sesh has to be cut short. Sorry.
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>>4129147
Basterd
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>>4129149
no bulli
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4129147
Fingers crossed for shota hero
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>>4129152
You disappoint Easy Pete OP
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>>4129474
it's just lighting the fuse and throwing it right
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Quattro was here
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OH GOD
IM GONNA BOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
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>>4134250
>>4134259
This is what happens to those who don't get their fix of skeletons
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>>4134259
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH IM BOOONIIIING AAAAAAAH!
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look at those fucking BONES................
whoever this was consumed a FUCKING LOT of calcium. Holy shit
I'm a BONE-HEAD
I CRAVE BOOOONE
I'M BONING OFF!
SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOESSSSSSSS
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>>4129147
AAAAH!!
HHHHHHNNNN!
IM GONNA!
NNNNNNNN!
IM GONNA BOOOONE AAAAAAH!
IM BOOONNNIIIINNNNGG AAAAAAAH!
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yeah ok
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>>4135875
soon (tm)
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>>4135923
Son (ish)
>>
Oh wow. I like how you just dropped in a random "lol I don't care about anything" comment - without bothering to capitalize any letters, of course, as a means to further express your careless altitude. I bet you think that you come across as real cool and funny with quips like these. Excellent work, retard
SR4 when?
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>>4135934
With that kind of attitude, probably immediately you fucking boner
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>>4135936
Watch your altitude with me. The human skull is pretty durable but we have invented creative tools to ensure that we may reliably crack them at our leisure whenever some rattler decides to be an annoyance
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>>4135934
wat
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>>4135950
What I meant to say is IM GONNA BOOONE
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someone's blood is burning red
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fucking terrible meme
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Ready for bread
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Alright, thread starts in about 20 minutes

I gotta shit
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bread
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4135995
Marian, not again
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4135995
you shit bread?
that's impressive
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4135995
Toasted bread
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>>4135996
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4136003
Back to the power plant attack. What are we up against?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4136003
Marian gets scolded about getting bread crumps into circuits again
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>>4136006
Oh yes of course. A nuke-powered warrior is bursting forth from the power plant!
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4136014
OH SHIT NIGGA
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4136014
Send troops down the ropes to combat the security forces while OP thinks of a design for a nuclear-powered warrior
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4136014
>>4136018
I bet it's another cameo
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>>4136018
There it is! Leading the enemy troops! Some sort of Nuke Powered Armor! It's blasting your men!
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4136033
Jump down from the blimp and make a huge impact! We must engage this dude in battle
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4136033
While it's distracted, jump down and locate its power source.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4136033
ram it
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4136034
"Sister! Do you need any assistance?"

If yes. Roll 1d100 and your action

If no, roll 2d100 to jump
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Rolled 19, 48 = 67 (2d100)

>>4136042
so close
>>4136045
and yet so far
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Rolled 62, 14 = 76 (2d100)

>>4136045
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4136045
>99
Yes, Rasputin, I need you to jump with me first
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Rolled 16, 1 = 17 (2d100)

>>4136045
Let er riiiip! Go bayblade on his ass
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>>4136053
"Alright. So how do you wanna do this? We jump at the same time, one after another, I carry you, you carry me, what?"
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4136061
atom bomb this dude back into the stone age, jump at the same time
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4136061
Same time, hopefully
>>4136064
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4136061
"I'm gonna izuna drop you into the atomic armored machine thing and you beat up whoever is inside it"
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4136061
ram it
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4136066
Roll 2d100

+50 bonus
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Rolled 71, 21 = 92 (2d100)

>>4136076
nyeah
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Rolled 2, 12 = 14 (2d100)

>>4136076
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Rolled 78, 97 = 175 (2d100)

>>4136076
COWABUNGA
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Rolled 11, 99 = 110 (2d100)

>>4136076
>>4136079
THAT ROLL AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH NIGGA
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>>4136084
that >>4136083 one is
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>>4136083
The impact has took out most of the security forces! Now it's only the nuke-powered leader left!
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4136090
Demand his identity
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4136090
Rasputin engages the leader while Shotasniffer looks for a weak point or power source.
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4136090
order blimp to ram it
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>>4136094
While Rasputin is keeping 'em busy, roll 2d100 and get at least 84 for the second number
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Rolled 90, 35 = 125 (2d100)

>>4136109
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Rolled 89, 11 = 100 (2d100)

>>4136109
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Rolled 85, 20 = 105 (2d100)

>>4136109
LETS GO
>>4136112
>>4136113
Not looking very good right now
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>>4136112
Damn, couldn't find any
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4136123
PUNCH IT
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4136123
PUNCH
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4136123
Get Marian to run an analysis on it.
Heh, analysis.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4136127
ROLL 2D120
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Rolled 19, 83 = 102 (2d120)

>>4136147
Someone's hungry for a knuckle sandwich
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>>4136152
Your mighty punch sent it crashing into a nearby wall! Your enemy is dazed!
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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4136163
SUPLEX
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4136163
Force it to cough up its identity
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4136169
ROLL 2d120!

THE ENEMY HAS +30 BONUS
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Rolled 20, 51 = 71 (2d120)

>>4136182
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>>4136188
As you reach for its helmet, the nuke powered enemy blasts you away with his energy beam!
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4136205
Well, we still have the "ropes", continue stealing the plant while the enemy demands why you're stealing his plant
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4136205
Get behind it and SUPLEX
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>>4136216
>>4136218
Keeping him busy should give your men enough time to finish the drilling and cutting.

You dash towards 'em, aiming to get behind the thing and suplex it! A robotic voice comes from the Nuclear Power Armored warrior, demanding you explain yourself.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4136232
We're villains and we need your plant for our nefarious deeds, what is there to explain?
Grab him.
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4136232
"Explain why you have a nuclear powered mecha suit first".
Get into position for the suplex.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4136240
"Because IT'S FUCKING COOL"

ROLL 2D120!
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Rolled 117, 24 = 141 (2d120)

>>4136244
I can respect that.
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Rolled 56, 31 = 87 (2d120)

>>4136244
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Rolled 6, 59 = 65 (2d120)

>>4136244
let's see how cool it is in smashed pieces
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>>4136248
It fires a massive beam from its chest, sending you flying!

But ah, I gotta suspend things right now. Net's kinda fucked up right now over here. Will continue later.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4136281
thanks for bread
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4136281
Tear open to suit and pray for a shots hero
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4137599
>>4136281
Alright, let's get back to the action.
Ask Marian if he can hack into that dude's power armor
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4137599
What an ugly little fellow. Rolling to slay him.
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>>4137602
"I'll try. Gimme a bit. Keep him busy until then!"
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4137607
Try and trip the nuclear mech!
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4137608
Roll 1d120!

The nuke power armor has +20 bigness
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Rolled 31 (1d120)

>>4137616
Heh, easy
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>>4137616
Where my shota! >>4136800
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>>4137617


>>4137618
My basement
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4137623
kick him while he down
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4137623
Now tie it's shoelaces. And if it doesn't have any, grab some wires and make it some.
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4137628
He will try to retaliate!

Roll 2d120 !
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Rolled 21 (1d120)

>>4137632
naaah
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4137623
Break the knee caps and demand a shota
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Rolled 32, 33 = 65 (2d120)

>>4137632
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Rolled 64, 80 = 144 (2d120)

>>4137632
WHEREA MY SHOTA
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Rolled 110, 13 = 123 (2d120)

>>4137632
>>4137633
oh right, 2d
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>>4137640
...
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>>4137641
what
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>>4137638
"what"
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4137645
what
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4137645
what
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4137645
SHOTA
GIVE UNTO ME YOUR SHOTAS
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Wait why does Shotasniffer have tits? Shes a skeleton.
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>>4137646
During the confusion, Rasputin throws him away!

>>4137654
Yes
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4137658
Marian, are you still hacking the armor?
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4137658
Jump after him and break his legs mid air, because why not
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4137658
Rolling for how well Lilly is doing on her homework. She gets another island if she rolls a flat 100
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4137658
Give Rasputin a gold star for his good work.
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>>4137667
"Oh...Uh thanks, sis"
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4137667
Give him two, but put them on his chest plate so they look like nipplue covers.
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4137670
>>4137660
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4137670
Tack on on HIS MASK
It will be his new nose...
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>>4137673
He's currently inside the cyberspace right now
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4137682
Marian Cyberspace Adventures minigame time~!
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>>4137682
Find the armor. Its ours now. We can give it to our bro.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4137682
While he's breaking through, Betty passes the time writing an essay about how shit Quattro and Bobby are
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>>4137689
"Alright. Everything seems to be under control. The troops are guarding the "Ropes", Marian's in cyberspace and Big sis and Rasputin is keeping the nuke guy busy. Time to work on my essay on why Quattro and Bobby are shit"
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Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4137697
>>4137686
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4137697
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>>4137703
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>>4137703
"Chapter 1: 100 reasons why Quattro sucks"
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4137705
Back to Marian and his hacking
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>>4137708
Marian's infiltrating the systems, maaaan
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4137717
what's at the end
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>>4137719
Ah, the antivirus
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4137721
Cue faux-mega man boss music as you shoot at his eye
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4137723
Roll 2d100 for marian
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Rolled 19, 57 = 76 (2d100)

>>4137726
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4137727
The antivirus took damage! And now it's gonna punch the shit outta Marian!

Roll 2d100!
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Rolled 25, 76 = 101 (2d100)

>>4137729
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>>4137705
betty is just tsundere
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>>4137731
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4137738
pew pew pew
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4137738
more bullet to its eye
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4137738
Convince the antivirus you're not a threat, so it stops attacking
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4137739
Can Marian TRIUMPH?!

ROLL 2D100!
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Rolled 83, 95 = 178 (2d100)

>>4137744
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Rolled 38, 54 = 92 (2d100)

>>4137744
It's not airman or woodman, he'll be fine.
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>>4137746
what a shitty antivirus, should have upgraded to pro
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>>4137746
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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4137754
faux-megaman victory music plays
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>>4137755
Marian has done it! Now surely there won't be another hidden boss or something that would come out and wreck him
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4137758
there isn't
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4137758
Even Marian deserves a break every now and then.
Go hack the thing now
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4137758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY starts playing
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>>4137761
Another program appears. With a fan in his chest.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4137765
Get em' Marian!
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4137765
uh oh
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>>4137768
Oh no! His wind is too strong!
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4137771
Don't give up, Marian!
Remember your training!
*flashbacks ensues*
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>>4137773
*FLAAAAAAAAASHBAAAACK*

"Man, I gotta stop watching chinese cartoons all day"
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4137777
ah yes, the time when Marian got off his lazy ass and was conforted by his older brother Quattro via retro videogame challenge
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4137777
>quads
MARIAN GET OFF THE TV
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>>4137783
"OHSHIT"
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4137786
Sis is going to watch Swan Lake ballet again isn't she
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>>4137790
>100
ah yes, shotasniffer took those ballet lessons
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>>4137790
"And then she kicked me in the face for hogging the TV......wait how does this help defeating this boss"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4137795
just move the the side and walk, passing through him
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4137795
probably via remembering that kick you can avoid the kick which currently flying in your general direction
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>>4137797
OH SHIT MARIAN WATCHOUT
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4137799
dodge
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4137799
bite it
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4137800
ROLL 2d100
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Rolled 38, 73 = 111 (2d100)

>>4137802
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Rolled 50, 39 = 89 (2d100)

>>4137802
see, it helped
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>>4137805
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4137808
pssh...nothin personnel..kid
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4137808
Now continue on while it's confused
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>>4137811
"w-WHAT?!"
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4137813
BLAM
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4137813
Hissatsu! Marian BEEAAAAM!
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>>4137818
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>>4137819
Hacking - complete! Do a victory pose!
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4137819
>>4137820
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4137819
fug >>4137820
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>>4137822
>>4137823
"I CONTRIBUTED!"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4137825
Now take control and eject the pilot out
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4137825
Marian good points:
Being useful in digital enviroment, as long there is no porn nearby

So who was inside the suit anyway
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4137825
You managed to defeat.... a free version of some shitty antivirus. Well done, Marian!
Now back to regular scheduling...
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>>4137828
Who knows? What's important is...

"Sis! Marian has succesfully hacked that armor!"
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4137832
Guy is forced to ejected from the armor
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4137832
power it off and get it for research to mass produce for your troops later
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>>4137833
And so the Nuclear Power Plant leader is ejected from their power armor
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4137837
capture armor for reverse engineering and pilot for interrogation
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4137837
he looks like some villain
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>>4137838
Just in time for your ropes to haul the entire plant back to the island
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4137845
meanwhile, heroes argue whether the theft of an entire nuclear plant was villainous or heroic
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4137845
do a stereotype villian laugh
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>>4137847
"This is theft right?! And destruction of property! They stole the city's power plant!"

"But that plant was actually a secret villain lab!"

"Who knows what they're gonna do with it now though!"
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4137852
And so do the villains
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4137852
is that Mark in background?
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>>4137855
Dunno who this Mark guy is, but he sounds like a dick. So it's probably not him
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4137852
>>4137854
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4137857
>>4137854
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4137857
Yeah, would've made no sense to have a hero be a dick.
Check your to do list
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4137857
Is that explosarina?
Oh well, lets return home
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>>4137860
Now let's see here....
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4137865
how do we gain daddy's love or at least avoid daddy's ass whooping for letting grandma free
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4137865
Wait until Marian gets in the shower and then take ALL of his pants... for "collectivization"
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4137865
>gain daddy's love
impossible
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>>4137868
I, uh, gotta head outta the house for some IRL stuff. Will continue in like, 4 hours?-ish.

In the meantime. Roll 1d1000 until you get 999 to collecting all 999 Marian pants. if you get 1000 it counts as a zero
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Rolled 75 (1d1000)

>>4137872
take care OP
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Rolled 935 (1d1000)

>>4137872
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Rolled 352 (1d1000)

>>4137872
>when 4chan fucks up the server and delays the post
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>>4137878
A common occurrence
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>>4137880
weird that it only happens in /qst/
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Rolled 185 (1d1000)

>>4137872
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Rolled 502 (1d1000)

>>4137872
*Intermission music*
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Rolled 569 (1d1000)

>>4137872
We should bring Quattro to do some adventuring with us
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>>4137955
just bring the assistants without their leader
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it's (not) time
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>>4138063
OR IS IT
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4138069
let us ask quattro
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>>4138070
Ssssh, Quattro is thinking
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4138078
while he's doing that, bobby plots with his alternative universe self
hidden from everyone else of course
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4138078
I think it's time for a drink
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>>4138083
"Of course....It's ALWAYS time for a drink.....But better not tell anybody that"
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4138092
>>4138082
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4138092
take a shot while no one looks and think where it all gone wrong
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Rolled 732 (1d1000)

>>4137872
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4138092
You reprobate. Where you're olive?
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>>4138096
"Damnit. Where did it all go wrong? I used ta' be a contenda' . I was a leader! Now I live under the thumb of my own sister.....at least she lets me run my own bar and resort though....so that's something"
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4138116
bobby plots with his alternative universe self to overthrow shotasniffer and make quattro the leader
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4138116
Quattro should stop sulking and instead start going to the dojo regularly. Can't just sit there growing weak every day, our siblings might need us someday.
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>>4138122
"Maybe I should start going to the Dojo again....but wait. It's no longer my dojo. It's hers now. And Rasputin runs it....no, it'll be too shameful.....But what if I go anyway? Suck up my pride, train under my own younger brother? Maybe, maybe.....But then again, all these alcohol aren't going to drink themselves..."
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4138116
Chain shots and practice martial arts. What could go wrong?
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4138126
You were promised a duel with him again, not like the karate masters will laugh at you
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4138126
This >>4138127
We use the power of alcohol to become more powerful.
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>4 straight rolls of 10-19
my dice are cursed
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>>4138135
"Hmmm....I did unlock the secrets of Drunken Boxing on my own before...."
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4138126
Drink, fight, and smoke the forbidden speed weed
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4138143
That's right, you can do it. Show everyone that you can be something!
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4138143
Also we need to win Betty back
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4138143
Create a crown of empty whiskey bottles
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>>4138145
"Yeah...YEAH! YEAH! I am Quattro Del Petto Von Jewburner goddamnit! I am somebody! I am a contender! I will regain my former glory!"
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4138156
"Thanks, bird that I used for an attack in the last thread!"
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4138156
And thus Quattro has regained some self esteem. Good on him.
What do we do now.
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4138156
windows prompt with advertising of new Quatrro spinoff DLC
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4138156
The Quattro DLC gets shelved for all eternity as the responsible company goes bankrupt.
We now return to regular scheduling
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>>4138162
AVAILABLE NOW FOR ONLY 29.99!
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4138174
>>4138176
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4138176
Alternate Bobby: "Bobby, we'll make this DLC happen if we act now to take out Shotasniffer"
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4138176
Anything new with grandma?
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>>4138176
also is it not a coincidence that Bobby is Char
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4138176
I love ya OP
push that buy button
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>>4138181
"Uh yes. She's beginning to feed. Starting a bit small as if indulging in appetizers. Islands have started to disappear. Oh and sis, dad left a message for you"
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4138193
>dad left a message for you
Uh oh.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4138193
play it
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4138193
>dad left a message for you
This can't be good. What does it say?
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>thread suspended
fuck
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Dad's message is as follows
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>>4138225
that's surprisingly accurate
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>>4138225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g
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>>4138156
Clearly that means Lilly will be involved in the next plotline
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no one will buy the quattro dlc
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>>4139553
I will
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>>4139553
It's being developed by Activision of course no one will.
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>>4139590
in collaboration with Gearbox
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>>4139591
Fucking Randy...
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>>4139590
>>4139591
fake news
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>>4139596
gonna pull out all the stops with "witty" lines and a returning character being killed off-handedly
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>>4139598
Ummm then explain this Quattrofag????
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>>4139614
Oh no no no what will Quattrofags do now?
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>>4139614
photoshops
everyone knows there is no budget for physical release lol
you played yourself
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>>4139642
yeah this is the real image
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>>4139642
Stage one, Denial
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>>4139643
>bethesda
>dante
>actual budget to pay for reviews
something doesn't add up
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>>4139659
OP took out some loans to cover it all.
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>>4139659
"Dante" as in the one from DmC
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>>4139718
now that's just mean
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>>4139771
But it would be fitting for the Quatt
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4138225
Send a pic of a reverse uno card to dad
>>
let's (not) hope for the best
>>
My favorite type of bread is sourdough
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>>4141405
Yes, let's
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4141422
Back to Lolisniffer's message
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>>4141426
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4141430
We really can't tell if he knows or not, since that's generally what he sends
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>>4141433
"Ah my mistake. That was an older message. This is his newest one"
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4141437
Sounds like we're in trouble. What are our possible courses of action?
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4141437
uh oh
the talk is never good
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>>4141438
Alright, uh lesseee. It's cool you can, uh.....

- Genuflect
- Hide in your room and barricade the door
- Go down into the basement and barricade that door instead
- Blame Quattro
- Blame Marian
- Blame Marian AND Quattro
- Install one of your underlings as a puppet-leader and have them take the fall
- Panic
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4141446
>Hope that he only comes at the end of the quest as the final boss
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4141446
>Blame Marian
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>>4141449
Which means.....if the quest never ends.....then you'll be safe!
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4141452
But what's the worst that Dad could do? We'll have a talk, he will tell us to be more careful in the future. And it's as simple as that. Nothing to worry about
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4141452
Everyone will be safe...except Bobby, who should really be blamed for everything wrong
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4141452
rewrite history
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>>4141457
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4141461
I doubt dad's going to buy any lie we cook'
should just get ready for ass whooping
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4141461
>>4141462
Anyway it's all our asses for being involved in the failure, even Simon
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>>4141462
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4141466
put bobby into gulag
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4141466
Yes, me...and everyone else who tried to stop grandma. He'll have a talk with EVERYONE
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>>4141467
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4141472
Meanwhile Alt-Bobby plots to capture Quattro again, this time making a fake alliance with Bobby as cover
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4141472
Don't bully my boy Bobby
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4141472
he asked for it himself
you don't insult the state
anyway, think how to counterbalance with some achievement to lessen ass whooping
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>>4141477
The types of achievement Lolisniffer wants would be so horrendous only Texas would do it
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>>4141477
Of course. Perhaps if you increase your rep. Gain more power. Expand your influence. Then maybe the ass whooping will be less severe. Who knows. Perhaps you may even....escape it altogether
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4141486
That's the spirit
what if we go to the moon
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4141486
Ask Simon about how the villains took our theft of their nuclear plant, since he's literally the only uncle with a membership
>escape
AHAHAHA
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>>4141488
Of course! You could hide on the moon! Dad will never get to you there!
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4141494
On second thought, how about no. Tis a silly place
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4141494
>>4141490
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4141494
I was thinking more of conquering the moon for the state and claiming all for yourself as achievement
but that works too
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>>4141499
In any case. Conquering the Moon is an apt goal, no matter your reason. Plus, any supervillain gotta have at least a secondary base, and a Moon Base would put you on the map!
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4141504
and not on just any map
On Solar System map
that's way above any maps out there at the moment
Time for Space Program!
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4141504
How does the villains react to our theft of one of their nuclear plants by the way.
Also other villains will want the moon
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>>4141509
Naturally, the United Shota Sniffing Republic already had a Space Program and space-faring capabilities. Time to plan a new space mission. Which reminds you. That satelite you tasked Marian to build. To create your own global spy network. He gotta be done by now, or else it's an ass whoopin'. There's also the matter of the chumps running the power plant you stole. Gotta deal with them too.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4141514
Lets check the satellite, its the one we used an old mech for, isn't it?
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4141514
Ask Simon if he heard about the nuclear plant theft from the villains at their association, one of them must be crying
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4141514
shotasniffer looks happy in thumbnail - I see ^ _ ^ face
anyway, reroute all manpower to space program
all of it
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>>4141519
6 (7 if not late) highest dices in the row
where all that was when it mattered the most.
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>>4141516
Yes. Sometimes. Late at night. Skeleton Islanders can seldom here Marian's girly cries from atop his penthouse, mourning the loss of his sick mecha

>>4141520
The void
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4141523
Isn't Simon helping him with that
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4141523
Its still with us Marian, in space, soon, doing what I tell it to...wait
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4141523
make robot out of satellite
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>>4141524
Sometimes, it would be a girly laugh of joy instead
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Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4141529
Pl0t happens
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4141529
Let's hope his assistants haven't done something stupid to his new mech
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>>4141531
Oh well, that's his problem
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4141539
Meet Marian and Simon at the hanger
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4141539
let's go to hangar
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4141539
Hangar
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>>4136182
god SS is so fucking hot
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>>4141541
"Ah! Sister! You're here! Just in time! The satellite's done. Prepped up and ready for launch"
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4141554
Launch it
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4141554
>>4141560
with me inside
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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4141560
Roll 2d100 for seemingly no reason
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Rolled 83, 73 = 156 (2d100)

>>4141572
seemingly no reason is my favorite
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Rolled 79, 35 = 114 (2d100)

>>4141572
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Rolled 51, 93 = 144 (2d100)

>>4141572
It better not be a betrayal by the afro skeleton
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>>4141574
The launch commences with no problems. Everything is ready. The rocket blasts off on your command.
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4141580
...LAUCHT...
.
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4141580
Now
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>>4141581
The rocket blasts off! Soon enough it would leave the Earth's atmosphere and enter orbit, from there the satellite will be deployed and you will finally have coverage
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4141589
At last! The oriental little boy films...I mean, spy network, yes
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>>4141599
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4141609
Ask simon about how the villains reacted to us stealing their plant
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4141609
what about manned space rocket launch
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>>4141613
"Well, we already have ships ready. But it'll take some time to prepare another rocket"
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4141616
Do it, we need a garrison on it just in case
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4141616
>>4141617
How long?
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>>4141618
"Lemme just calculate a little bit...."

Roll 2d10
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Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d10)

>>4141621
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Rolled 9, 3 = 12 (2d10)

>>4141621
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>>4141621
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>>4141623
"...eeerrmmmm. It's gonna quiiiite a while. That last launch used up the last of our fuel. Will have to order more. There's also maintenance and materials needed for a new rocket. Hmmm"

The new rocket will be done after 3 non-spess quests or big crimes are completed.
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4141625
Crikey, alright, first, we conquer an oil field or something
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4141625
Hopefully this doesn't involve something bad happening to Quattro.
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>>4141625
investigate our new base
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4141628
If >50 nothing bad happens to Quattro
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Rolled 515 (1d2000)

>>4141628
...Roll 2d1000
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Rolled 325, 723 = 1048 (2d1000)

>>4141632
I hope something bad DOES happen to him
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Rolled 621, 74 = 695 (2d1000)

>>4141632
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Rolled 605, 420 = 1025 (2d1000)

>>4141632
I'm sorry big bro
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>>4141635
>>4141637
"whoops"
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>>4141638
I rolled because of you, so I blame thee
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>>4141635
Quattro's fate is sealed. Just in time for 2AM over here. Gotta sleep. Gotta work. Overlords don't tolerate slackers. Will continue later. Toodles

https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>4141644
Have we considered getting Mom to protect us? Or at least beat Dads ass for not killing Grandma, only locking her away?

Maybe we can get her to cripple him badly enough that he can't beat our ass in turn.
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>>4141757
Might as well just pull Shadowboss back from the dimesons he's training in to beat the shit out of Lolisniffer
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>>4141637
>big bro
Shotasniffer is older, I think.
Not that it matters because no one bothers to give Quattro any respect except Bobby
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>>4141640
it was always gonna end in yellow tears anyway
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don't bully yellows
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfE
Official Green theme
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I see a lot of Green and Yellow bullying. But not Blues. Hmmmmmmm
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4142924
underhanded blue tactics, obviously
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>>4142924
no one wants to be the one who bullies a little girl
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Watch Quattro be kidnapped while training and no ine notices because all his minions have left him, pushing his rescue to the second quest we need for moon invasion
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>>4142816
I do not cry, I endure, and in enduring grow strong
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>>4144325
So like everyone waiting for OP
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Where is OP
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>>4147307
Dead because I killed him
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4147323
Oh no, now Quattro will escape his fate
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>>4147329
Quattro will never escape
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4147337
inb4 Quattro escapes
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4147337
What's in store for him
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>>4147340
Ey, come back here
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4147350
No
You guys are mean
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>>4147353
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Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4147356
Oh no, some unknown assailant Alt-Bobby has kidnapped Quattro with a fishing rod
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4147356
Activate totally not perverted undressing escaping technique
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>>4147359
The what now? Escape from what?
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4147363
your responsibilites
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4147363
nothing important, check on Lilly
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>>4147368
"She's over on her new island right now. Would you like to visit her personally or should we just make a call?"
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4147382
We'll leave her a text message!
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4147382
surprise visit in hopes to catch some of her school friends
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>>4147387
"Why do ya wanna catch her school friends?"
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4147393
I mean meet her school friends
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4147393
So I can tease her in front of them!
I also wanted to treat them all to some of my cooking. Just to spread my culinary reputation
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>>4147399
"Y-your cooking, sis? Errrm....suuuure"
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4147409
It's not like some asshole would come over and ruin everything anyway
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>>4147412
"Hopefully that'd get rid of your cooking to---I uh mean, yes, sister. Hopes nothing goes wrong. So ermmm, you're gonna cook something for dem kids now?"
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4147416
I had a lot of leftovers from the last party we had, no one took them for some reason, maybe they were all full
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4147416
I tried a new recipe! Behold - lasagna
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>>4147419
"Wait. Tried? You mean....you already made it?"
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4147425
Yes! You'll be the first to taste it.
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>>4147429
The Chosen One suddenly started shaking violently.....perhaps he's merely super excited to taste his big sister's cooking?
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4147434
I put on my cooking apron and chef hat
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4147434
>>4147436
Chosen One finds out Betty and Rasputin have suddenly disappeared
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>>4147437
"u-uh...OH SHIT. I JUST RECEIVED A REPORT THAT BETTY AND RASPUTIN ARE MISSING! OH MY GOD THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! SORRY SIS BUT I GOTTA GO SOLVE THIS! THANKSBYE"
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