OH SHIT NIGGER, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!In the last episode you and your younger siblings ventured into the neighboring island to confront your Grandma, who also happened to be an ancient evil that you unleashed, to rescue one of your younger brothers. But she was too strong and the dice hates you so you nabbed your brother and escaped by boat. Shieeeeet.
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4119767Should we call dad and tell him about our fuck up, or let him find out on his own?
>>4119772Hmmmm, which one leads to the least amount of getting your ass spanked
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4119775He'll spank us even if we defeated her because we touched his stuff, so there really is no escape.He'll even spank Simon
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4119775Let's call him to get this conflict resolved sooner. But it totally wasn't our fault.
>>4119781Right. Time to call papa and inform him of your failures. I mean, things that happened that you totally had nothing to do with
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4119782Totally. One thing led to another that was totally out of our control which caused grandma to get released.How's mom doing?
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4119782yeah thinking about it let's not do that *destroy the phone*
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4119782>>4119778Yeah, pretend that her release had literally nothing to do with us and we tried everything.If all else fails, we blame someone else
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4119792So what are our options now?
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4119792Grandma's leaving anyway
>>4119793Well, since Grandma told you she'll leave her island to begin her own conquest. Dad'll probably find out by himself anyway. Or Uncle Simon could tell him when he leaves your party. So you COULD just return home and resume normal operations like nothing happened and wait until this blows over.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4119800The latterLet's scheme an evil act of terror. RASPUTIN, ideas?
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4119800Uncle Simon would rather keep his mouth shit and not be involved since he'll be spanked for failing to keep her sealed
>>4119803What is this anon's obessesion with Simon being spanked? SOmething you wanna tell us?
>>4119803Shut, I mean
>>4119805It's a condition, ok?
>>4119805>>4119803Indeed anon. When did these fantasies about Simon getting spanked start?
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4119819"You could say it started when I was a kid. I was such a piece of shit that my parents would spank me every day."
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4119819It started when he got bullied by Texas and Lolisniffer in VILLAIN QUEST, NOW IN BLU-RAY
>>4119821Interesting. Who would spank you more? Your mother or father?
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4119819"I remember that every night my father always came to my room disguised as goofy yelling with all his might "it's goofy time" he spanked me for hours I think at the end I just develop some sexual think to avoid the pain"
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4119837We leave this intriguing interview behind and return to regular scheduling >>4119802
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4119837"Both, even my uncle he was living with us at that time he was more harsh on the spanking, maybe I just taking my revenge on a weird way on the poor uncle Simon maybe because he reminds me of him too much"
>>4119845"Well. Usually upstart villains either start small or go in big with a massive attack on a city or something. Attract one or two heroes, fight em off, establish reputation, that kinda thing."
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4119854Lets rob a convenience store.Everyone puts on their bandit masks and
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4119854Time to give everyone their rewards first.Lilly's will have to wait a bit because Grandma still needs to pack her things
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4119854let's rob the bank
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4119854Lets find a bank and rob it in great style using Picasso masks
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4119866We dress in a shady coat and black wool hat in preparation to rob a human gas store. Rasputin and Betty do the same
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4119866Nah, we rob the bank, we use artist mask, we rich
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4119866ROB THE BANKWE MUST PROVE OURSELVES
>>4119868"A gas station? We have an army and you want to rob a gas station?"
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4119876We have to start somewhere.............Put on this wool hat
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4119876>”I was testing your attention, I meant the chemicals industry. We need to step our game now.”
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4119876>>4119883
>>4119886"Huh. Alright then. So what's the target?"
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4119891the Nuclear plant
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4119891Using our spy satellite network, THAT BETTER FUCKING WORK MARIAN, we're going to find the biggest dairy farm we can and steal all their milk.
>>4119896Ah, the city's Nuclear Power Plant. What's the goal here? Stealing the nuclear materials? Causing a meltdown? Create your own monster by exposing a creature to radiation?
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4119904No. We steal the plant itself.
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4119904>Stealing the nuclear materialsThat can be used to give us a LOT of energy on the island.>>4119906YES, LET US STEAL THE WHOLE BUILDING
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4119891Grupp Corp
>>4119909"Alright. When we get back to base. We can go develop our plan of attack" said Betty"And I'll go ready the troops" said Rasputin"There's also that human intruder you caught a while back. Apparently he's woken up. But still isn't talking though" said The Chosen one
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4119918We shall interrogate him.
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4119918Someone check if Grandma left so that Lilly can move in, it's time to interrogate the prisoner
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4119918Let’s see this intruder first
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4119918"Also, the intruder has been put in a thong and brought to your bedchamber. Not- not sure whose idea that was."
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4119866Get Lilly a 17th-18th Century Admiral's Uniform, and promote her to Admiral
>>4119923"Wait....move in? You're giving Lilly Grandma's island?"
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4119942Yes, we promised Lilly her own Kingdom and castle.
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4119942We did promise her that castle in an island, did you not remember
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4119942No, it’s still mine, but she can live there for now. Now prepare my latex gloves, we have a prisoner to interrogate
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4119942spit more margaritas in green's eye. as a goof.
>>4119949Olessa then promotes Luke to "Grand Architect". A honorable position where he gets to....do 80% of the work building Lilly's new castle. Quattro and Marian silently resents the fact that they don't get new territories.Anyway. Gloves, equipped.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4119976Marian, you're getting Simon to help you with your damn robot, you don't get the right to complain.Quattro...yeah.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4119976Enter inter'o Gation chamber
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4119976Now let’s practice diplomacy
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4119976Quattro runs a resort and Marian is in charge of R&D, its close enough
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4119976Tell you boys what, I'll just have Equality Prime bulldoze Quattro's resort/grill and Marian's skyscraper, then you can build on the ruins after my troops are done salting it. That "new" enough for ya?!
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4119998Resort, you have a resort
>>4119998"Quattro. You are a disappointment."
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4119998He got a bird friend and a chance to duel with Rasputin out of it though
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4119998Shotasniffer hugs Quattro and Bobby
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4119998Proceed the fucking plot jaysus christ
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4120009That albatross that's hanging around your neck
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4120009That bird who comforted you and was part of your attack
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4120008>>4120009
>>4120013Right right. Interrogation, of course.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4120024Do we still have his camera
>>4120024Since when does he have a mask?
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4120024first things first remove that stupid helmet is MINE NOW!!!!!!!
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4120031
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4120024Intruder begins immediately talking when Shotasniffer shows up, turns out he has a message for her ears only
>>4120031"Oh, he's actually a new guy we captured. He was trying to bust out the first guy"
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4120053Ask them how old they are
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4120053Ask them what was their plan, while rubbing our gloves hands
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4120053>>4120026
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4120053WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4120053Well we only need ONE of them to speak. So how about it boys, who wants to talk and who wants to be tortured?
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4120053"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"Then we slap them botha them across their faces with one swipe.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4120053so what are you doing on this hood fuck boys *cracks his knuckles and all his sketal body*
>>4120067>cracks his knucklesAnd that is what you did. Grabbing his hand, you squeezed hard, and his bones cracked beneath your hand. He visibly flinches. But still says nothing.
>>4120062CONGRATULATIONS, NOW WHAT’S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN ?
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4120085Blush, because you're holding hands with someone you're not related to
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4120085You know what, this calls for desperate measures.Bring in the photo of zebra
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4120085>>4120088And make loud rubbing noises with our gloves
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4120085>>4120094
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4120108Roll 2d100 to see if your question and intense glove rubbing gets through
Rolled 65, 32 = 97 (2d100)>>4120135give us your secrets
Rolled 29, 48 = 77 (2d100)>>4120135Try sniffing him to weird him out
Rolled 42, 96 = 138 (2d100)>>4120135
>>4120142We were on the verge to greatness. We were this close
Rolled 71, 25 = 96 (2d100)>>4120135Prepare the P music
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4120137He seems unaffected.For no particular reason. Roll 2d100
Rolled 27, 48 = 75 (2d100)>>4120150
Rolled 43, 32 = 75 (2d100)>>4120150If his visor is a laser I swear!
Rolled 62, 21 = 83 (2d100)>>4120150
Rolled 50, 30 = 80 (2d100)>>4120150
Rolled 58, 26 = 84 (2d100)>>4120150
Rolled 31, 84 = 115 (2d100)>>4120150
Rolled 100, 40 = 140 (2d100)>>4120150Take his visor off
>>4120156OH SHIT, HE HAD A HIDDEN ENERGY BLADE IN HIS GAUNTLET! HE CUTS THROUGH HIS CUFFS AND LUNGES AT YOU!WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN ABOUT, i dunno, 18 hours or something. It's 3AM, I gotta sleep to not fuck up my liver and work schedule. THREAD BREAK
>>4119998>>4120009even when Quattro wins he losesshould have asked for more
NOW THERE IS NO ENDTHE CURSE WILL GO MY FRIEND
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4120199Beat him up and give him a handjob
>>4123271but he's not a little boy
joke about OP disappearing goes here
>>4123619How dare you
Unfunny, downright retarded joke goes here
>>4123634How did you get a copy of the script
Reference to old adventure goes here
Super Robot Pilot Gaiden goes here
*please insert shitpost here*
insert rest of thread here
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4123696Insert bread (black bread)
>>4123698You fool! This bread is burned!
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4123702dat's racist
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4123702That's your problem buddy
>>4123705Shut up whitebread
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4123709The breads are actually just sockpuppets controlled by Marian
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4123709no
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4123709white bread that bullshit man we all know he is a cracker
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4123722back to the plot, let's deal with this energy blade wielding goon that's about to kill us
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4123722The moral of this little segment is that Marian is an actual retard. So retarded he plays with sockpuppets in privateWith that out of the way, let us return to regular scheduling.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4123722Quattro decides to call dad and tell him about grandma
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4123724Aw shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetroll 2d120+20 bonus 4 U
Rolled 7, 53 = 60 (2d120)>>4123728ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISH THIS DUDE
Rolled 95, 69 = 164 (2d100)>>4123728weaksauce
Rolled 98, 31 = 129 (2d120)>>4123728
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4123742NOW INTERROGATE HIM WITH MAXIMUM INTIMIDATION
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4123742check if you accidentally killed him
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>41237452spooky4meRoll 2d120+40 Bonus for you
Rolled 13, 111 = 124 (2d120)>>4123755
Rolled 53, 116 = 169 (2d120)>>4123755
>>4123758"AH! FUCK! FINE! I'LL TALK"
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4123776Who sent you both?
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4123776Got milk?
>>4123778"E-erm, alright. We're agents of...."A. A government organization B. A rival villainC. A government organization ran by a villain
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4123791B
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4123791An evil fast food chain megacorp
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4123791>>4123798at least it wasn't coldgate
>>4123798"...Galaxy Burgers. Our meat is outta this world!"
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4123820Why is Galaxy Burgers taking pictures of me
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4123820the fuck is their problemwe all know pizza is superior tho
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4123820Okay. But what meat do you guys use for your burgers? As in, which suppliers should I destroy to bankrupt your food chain?
>>4123831"Naturally. The burger thing is more or less both a front and what funds our actual criminal activities. And since we're part of the villain league, word on the metaphorical street is that Lolisniffer had named a new heir. Since he's exiled from the league due to well.....too long a list of infractions to cover right now, any big moves he makes or relating to him is a cause for concern. So we...were sent to scout and gather information on you"
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4123845That's great. But instead of doing that, you're going to spread misinformation about us, on our regard. >Free them from their flesh
>>4123848"hhrrr--rkkkk...o-of course....there's a-also the matter of ---hrrghhh---why I can divulge such information...from the moment I t-talked--my life is forfeit"His gauntlet starts to light up and beeps loudly!
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4123854Tear off his arm and toss it outside
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4123854>>4123856
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4123857ROLL 2D120!
Rolled 41, 98 = 139 (2d120)>>4123860
>>4123860>>4123862aw shit nigga
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4123862You rip out the agent's arm from its socket and throws it out the window! It explodes in a giant fiery ball of fire! But then, the OTHER captured agent lunges at you!"TWO AGENTS MEANS TWO BOMBS YOU BONY BIIIIIIITCH!" He yells!ROLL 2d120!He has +10 surprise bonus
Rolled 59, 41 = 100 (2d120)>>4123875KICK HIM OUT THE WINDOW
Rolled 90, 47 = 137 (2d120)>>4123875rip his arm off too
>>4123881nice->>4123886...you got lucky>>4123875>calling Shotasniffer a bitchBoy, you gonna get cuddled
>>4123886AND SO YOU DID! You rip his arm off too and threw it outside so it can explode!
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4123891now bash their heads in
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4123891add some more stock footage
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4123891restrain the two men before they try any other tricks
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4123891Enjoy being called a bitch due to your massive daddy issues
>>4123893You must have mistaken, anon. Out here wee don't use any damn stock footage whatsover. This adventure have integrity
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4123903yeah okay, OPbash the two agent's heads together
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4123903riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4123903Demand the villain league's location
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4123903WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4123903call a medic then berate your guards for not thoroughly checking your prisoners
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4123914See if we can get the location of the villain league from them
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4123914berate your guards for not thoroughly checking your prisoners
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4123914>>4123918This and do a penis inspection on them for security, while playing penis music
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4123928Does anyone know anything about the villain league?
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4123928Anyways, shake down everyone in a face obscuring clothing to make sure they are not humans! Including you Luke!
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4123928Get our analysis specialist, Jhonson. We need him to analyze all the info we have on Galaxy Burgers
>>4123928Where’s the penis inspection ? My vote was the highest one >>4123924
>>4123935you were 3 minutes too late
>>4123935You posted too late, OP was already finishing the update. It should be really easy to tell fool
>>4123939>>4123941It’s literally this and the penis inspection as well, just and additional thing
>>4123930"Dad always referred to them as "assholes" and no other names, if that helps">>4123935What this anon said >>4123939
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4123950Ask Simon about them
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4123950Right, we must figure out where they are from, quick, look into their clothing, where was it made?
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4123950Ok, I’ve never met a swiss QM before.Gouge our eyes out since we’re a skeleton and don’t need them. Use this to scare them and get more answers.
>>4123952"No markings....Buuut if I have to guess, probably in a sweatshop. Or a secret lab. Or a secret sweatshop lab">>4123953>swisswhat gave you that idea
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4123958>>4123951
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4123958Do we have a skelehound?
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4123958Google "galaxy burgers" and try to find their location there
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4123958Go to Galaxy Burgers and order a queen size meal.
>>4123965Well, they got a bunch of branches around the world. That's something.
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4123968Wait were this far north? How come we aren't frozen?
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4123968The one in the Amazon forest. It's the perfect to place to hide a secret criminal orgFly there in our private jet, bring along Betty and Rasputin
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4123958>what gave you that ideaBecause you ignored my roll for not being early enough>>4123968Go to Vladivostok
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4123968Invade Greenland
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4123968Go to the one in Japan because we're weebs. Don't forget to bring our waifu pillow.
>>4123970Oh that red skull aint your island. I just like skulls.Your actual island is somewhere in.....psssh, I dunno. Where the geography and weather makes sense. Whereever that may be>>4123971"What about the plan to steal a nuclear power plant?"
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4123982Ah yes, the NeverlandAnyways, we'll steal it on the way
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4123982Actually, steal the power plant first, Marian's getting antsy over it
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4123982Does Quattro have his own island?Also let's get that power plant first.
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4123982I figured we had to wait three weeks or something for somebody to invent some piece of technology so we can steal it, because somebody always wants to delay my plans with some weird bullshit.But fine, if Rasputin wants to steal the power plant first, we'll do that and get burgers on the way back.
>>4123988>Does Quattro have his own island? Not anymore he doesn't. He hasn't own his own little island ever since he lost to you in SKELETON ISLAND 1. AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD NOW, ONLY AT http://www.mediafire.com/file/4j7j24a8o0doqmn/Skeleton_Island.zip
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4123990We should forget the power plant while we have more pressing business, i.e. rival villains spying on us.Fly to the amazon rainforest
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4123990Right, Chosen One, make plans to build a big waterpark there
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4123990Get to the powerplant first, it's closer and there's a Galaxy Burgers near it
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4123990We should give Quattro a pity island. Maybe one day he'll grow to be more powerful. But that time isn't now.Onto the nuclear power plant!
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4123990Let's steal the powerplant, that'll show these weird burger people who's boss
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4123990Gouge our eyes out before stealing the powerplant
>>4123998"Alright sis. What's the plan? And will we be taking the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC plane or blimp"
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4124006Blimp, we need to send a message, and that message is: I have a blimp
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4124006Blimp of course, its intimidating and cool
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4124006The blimp.Marian somehow invites himself inside because he's been following us since he heard nuclear
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4124006Strike fast, aiming for the nuclear core. We’ll increase our perception by gouging our eyes out, so we can flawlessly deal with their defenses
>>4124014What's with you and your fetish for gouging your own eyes out?
>>4124008THE BLIMP IS CHOSEN. AND NOW......gotta suspend thread for health reasons yo. It's 3:30 AM where I am. shieeeet.Continuing when the heat death of the universe comes. updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin>>4124018Plus. What eyes? We're skeletons
>>4124022Thanks OP. I enjoy our time together.
>>4124025That's pretty gay
>>4124027Get some sleep you nerd
>>4124018Blindness = precision
We need a Quattro-focused sequel where he redeems himself in the eyes of his siblings.Or fucks it up for himself
>>4125564>another skeleton questHow about no. Market is oversaturated, and quattro is shit anyway
>>4125564That would be as bad as bringing Fester back. The answer is no pal.
>>4125564yeslet's call it Quattro's CounterAttacknothing can possibly go wrong
>>4125567>as bad as bringing Fester backNow that's perfection if I ever saw one
>>4125566>>4125567>>4125610is there a skeleton more pathetic than Quattro or Bobbybesides Zebra
>>4125657It's a 50/50 tossup between Marian and Zebra
>>4125661Marian doesn't come close to ZebraHe's a contender for second most
>>4125657Quattro is pretty well off as far skellies go
>>4125667through begging his sis for handouts
Marian is such a fuckup holy shit
>>4125668could be worsecould be Marian
>>4125673Marian's a successful businessskele
>>4125760the heat death of the universe has not come yet
>>4125774That's true. Sleep.
>>4125777then why are you here
>>4125784Dropping in for a quick shitpost.
>>4125760he let communism win
>>4125792>dropping in the middle of the night to shitpostmadlad OP
>>4126206Quattro and Fester crossover when
>>4127023do you want the respect to tank that badly for quattro
Let's settle this once and for all
>>4127418The most important of all pollshttps://www.strawpoll.me/19502656
>>4127419excuse me, where is the Marian option?
>>4127419I mean at least Quattro didn't get himself killed
>>4127419If I vote Fester will OP start thread later
>>4127462trick question, what type of later are you talking about
>>4127465Indeed. Later can mean anywhere from "5 minutes later to 5 years later" and so on
>>4127468voting fester anyway, quattro's not as bad as zebra
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4127468Shotasniffers nemesisShotasniffersnifferSomeone that smells Shotasniffer
Rolled 29 (1d100)shotasniffer's nemesis should be a shotahaha, w-wouldn't that be funny, guys? :)
>>4128195M A K E. T H I S. H A P P E N!!!!Her only weakness!
>>4128195If it doesn't happen like that, are you going to unleash a can of Choc Fu on OP?
>>4128710Can you imagine? Shotasniffer curled up on the ground as some ten year old whaps her with a stick? They wouldnt even be that strong and she just take the hits for fear of accidentally killing the little boy.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4129038Fly over to the nuclear thing and just steal it with some ropes
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4129045Attach ropes to nuclear power plant and lift it into the air!
>>4129050"Right, of course. Betty. Tell the troops to prepare the "Ropes"
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4129054Wait, that's fucking stupid, we're just doing a hostile takeover with emphasis on the hostile
>>4129057"Cancel that order Betty, tell them to prepare weapons instead"
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4129059ROPES ROPES ROPES!
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4129059Marian we're not stealing the factory through-WHY ARE YOU HERE
>>4129060"Cancel that cancellation, "Ropes" it is"
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4129061>>4129062
>>4129063"C'mon sis! Me and the boys down at the lab just developed these mechanical ropes based on my Mecha Squid tentacles! Use 'em!"
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4129068You know we still have to clear the plant of its management right, and aren't you supposed to watch over your mech
>>4129069"VP forced me to go outside and get some air. But then I tripped and fell into your blimp's cargo"
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4129074Let's hope your subordinates don't do funny stuff like programming your mech to only play cute idol songs or incest
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4129080Moving on, Rasputin, how much fighting power do you have, Grandma must have drained you of quite a bit while you were possessed
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4129080Let's get to stealing this power plant
>>4129082"Quite a bit is an understatement. It will take some time for me to regain my full powers before being drained. But rest assured sister. I still have more than enough to complete any mission you give me"
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4129087ACTIVATE THE ROPES
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4129087Great, let's go beat some heads inDefinitely not a villain hideout or anything
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4129096Hit that button
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4129096Time to link to the roofs, we're doing a rapid attack from there
>>4129098In the skies above the power plant, your massive war blimp emerges from the cloud! Numerous mechanical tentacles are launched from the blimp, ramming into the grounds below. The tentacles engage their drill mode and begin to burrow into the rock, preparing the power plant for extraction. Naturally, the personnel inside the plant are now alerted. They will surely call the authorities. So prepare for cops. Or the military. Or even heroes to come and stop you
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4129104Pose menacingly while we wait for opposition
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4129104>Naturally, the personnel inside the plant are now alerted. They will surely call the authorities.That is, unless they ARE the people to fight
>>4129106Anyyyy minute now
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4129115The attack comes from the power plant itself
>>4129116From the plant itself?! Which means....A. The plant has its own security forcesB. It's actually a secret testing ground to create a Nuke powered heroC. Same thing as above....but it's a giant monster insteadD. The power plant itself is the threat. It's a giant nuke powered mech
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4129121A and B, except we're attacking a villain hideout with a nuke-powered villain
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4129121BIt's Quattro's mom figure
>>4129126>Quattro's mom figureQuattro get out
>>4129124The plant's doors burst open as workers storm out, each holding a weapon or tool to destroy your "ropes"! Now those don't look like standard issue."Sis! A huge energy reading is coming from the plant!"
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4129135Deploy troops to go down and defend the ropes!We stay to defend the blimp
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4129135Of course they are, that's it whole purpose!
>>4129140"No, this one's different! It's concentrated into one spot! The size is much smaller than an actual reactor, like...person-sized! It's..."Hi, OP here. Uh. Much apologies but gotta suspend things for now. I got a family thing to deal with over here so this sesh has to be cut short. Sorry.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4129147Fingers crossed for shota hero
>>4129152You disappoint Easy Pete OP
>>4129474it's just lighting the fuse and throwing it right
Quattro was here
OH GODIM GONNA BOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
>>4134250>>4134259This is what happens to those who don't get their fix of skeletons
>>4134259AAAAAAAAAAHHHH IM BOOONIIIING AAAAAAAH!
look at those fucking BONES................whoever this was consumed a FUCKING LOT of calcium. Holy shit I'm a BONE-HEADI CRAVE BOOOONEI'M BONING OFF!SONIC HEROOOOOOOOOESSSSSSSS
>>4129147AAAAH!!HHHHHHNNNN!IM GONNA!NNNNNNNN!IM GONNA BOOOONE AAAAAAH!IM BOOONNNIIIINNNNGG AAAAAAAH!
Oh wow. I like how you just dropped in a random "lol I don't care about anything" comment - without bothering to capitalize any letters, of course, as a means to further express your careless altitude. I bet you think that you come across as real cool and funny with quips like these. Excellent work, retardSR4 when?
>>4135934With that kind of attitude, probably immediately you fucking boner
>>4135936Watch your altitude with me. The human skull is pretty durable but we have invented creative tools to ensure that we may reliably crack them at our leisure whenever some rattler decides to be an annoyance
>>4135950What I meant to say is IM GONNA BOOONE
someone's blood is burning red
fucking terrible meme
Ready for bread
Alright, thread starts in about 20 minutesI gotta shit
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4135995Marian, not again
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4135995you shit bread?that's impressive
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4135995Toasted bread
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4136003Back to the power plant attack. What are we up against?
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4136003Marian gets scolded about getting bread crumps into circuits again
>>4136006Oh yes of course. A nuke-powered warrior is bursting forth from the power plant!
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4136014OH SHIT NIGGA
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4136014Send troops down the ropes to combat the security forces while OP thinks of a design for a nuclear-powered warrior
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4136014>>4136018I bet it's another cameo
>>4136018There it is! Leading the enemy troops! Some sort of Nuke Powered Armor! It's blasting your men!
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4136033Jump down from the blimp and make a huge impact! We must engage this dude in battle
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4136033While it's distracted, jump down and locate its power source.
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4136033ram it
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4136034"Sister! Do you need any assistance?"If yes. Roll 1d100 and your actionIf no, roll 2d100 to jump
Rolled 19, 48 = 67 (2d100)>>4136042so close>>4136045and yet so far
Rolled 62, 14 = 76 (2d100)>>4136045
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4136045>99Yes, Rasputin, I need you to jump with me first
Rolled 16, 1 = 17 (2d100)>>4136045Let er riiiip! Go bayblade on his ass
>>4136053"Alright. So how do you wanna do this? We jump at the same time, one after another, I carry you, you carry me, what?"
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4136061atom bomb this dude back into the stone age, jump at the same time
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4136061Same time, hopefully>>4136064
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4136061"I'm gonna izuna drop you into the atomic armored machine thing and you beat up whoever is inside it"
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4136061ram it
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4136066Roll 2d100+50 bonus
Rolled 71, 21 = 92 (2d100)>>4136076nyeah
Rolled 2, 12 = 14 (2d100)>>4136076
Rolled 78, 97 = 175 (2d100)>>4136076COWABUNGA
Rolled 11, 99 = 110 (2d100)>>4136076>>4136079THAT ROLL AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH NIGGA
>>4136084that >>4136083 one is
>>4136083The impact has took out most of the security forces! Now it's only the nuke-powered leader left!
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4136090Demand his identity
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4136090Rasputin engages the leader while Shotasniffer looks for a weak point or power source.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4136090order blimp to ram it
>>4136094While Rasputin is keeping 'em busy, roll 2d100 and get at least 84 for the second number
Rolled 90, 35 = 125 (2d100)>>4136109
Rolled 89, 11 = 100 (2d100)>>4136109URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 85, 20 = 105 (2d100)>>4136109LETS GO>>4136112>>4136113Not looking very good right now
>>4136112Damn, couldn't find any
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4136123PUNCH IT
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4136123PUNCH
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4136123Get Marian to run an analysis on it.Heh, analysis.
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4136127ROLL 2D120
Rolled 19, 83 = 102 (2d120)>>4136147Someone's hungry for a knuckle sandwich
>>4136152Your mighty punch sent it crashing into a nearby wall! Your enemy is dazed!
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4136163SUPLEX
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4136163Force it to cough up its identity
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4136169ROLL 2d120!THE ENEMY HAS +30 BONUS
Rolled 20, 51 = 71 (2d120)>>4136182
>>4136188As you reach for its helmet, the nuke powered enemy blasts you away with his energy beam!
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4136205Well, we still have the "ropes", continue stealing the plant while the enemy demands why you're stealing his plant
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4136205Get behind it and SUPLEX
>>4136216>>4136218Keeping him busy should give your men enough time to finish the drilling and cutting.You dash towards 'em, aiming to get behind the thing and suplex it! A robotic voice comes from the Nuclear Power Armored warrior, demanding you explain yourself.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4136232We're villains and we need your plant for our nefarious deeds, what is there to explain?Grab him.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4136232"Explain why you have a nuclear powered mecha suit first".Get into position for the suplex.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4136240"Because IT'S FUCKING COOL"ROLL 2D120!
Rolled 117, 24 = 141 (2d120)>>4136244I can respect that.
Rolled 56, 31 = 87 (2d120)>>4136244
Rolled 6, 59 = 65 (2d120)>>4136244let's see how cool it is in smashed pieces
>>4136248It fires a massive beam from its chest, sending you flying!But ah, I gotta suspend things right now. Net's kinda fucked up right now over here. Will continue later.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4136281thanks for bread
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4136281Tear open to suit and pray for a shots hero
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4137599>>4136281Alright, let's get back to the action.Ask Marian if he can hack into that dude's power armor
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4137599What an ugly little fellow. Rolling to slay him.
>>4137602"I'll try. Gimme a bit. Keep him busy until then!"
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4137607Try and trip the nuclear mech!
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4137608Roll 1d120!The nuke power armor has +20 bigness
Rolled 31 (1d120)>>4137616Heh, easy
>>4137616Where my shota! >>4136800
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4137623kick him while he down
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4137623Now tie it's shoelaces. And if it doesn't have any, grab some wires and make it some.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4137628He will try to retaliate!Roll 2d120 !
Rolled 21 (1d120)>>4137632naaah
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4137623Break the knee caps and demand a shota
Rolled 32, 33 = 65 (2d120)>>4137632
Rolled 64, 80 = 144 (2d120)>>4137632WHEREA MY SHOTA
Rolled 110, 13 = 123 (2d120)>>4137632>>4137633oh right, 2d
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4137645what
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4137645what
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4137645SHOTAGIVE UNTO ME YOUR SHOTAS
Wait why does Shotasniffer have tits? Shes a skeleton.
>>4137646During the confusion, Rasputin throws him away!>>4137654Yes
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4137658Marian, are you still hacking the armor?
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4137658Jump after him and break his legs mid air, because why not
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4137658Rolling for how well Lilly is doing on her homework. She gets another island if she rolls a flat 100
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4137658Give Rasputin a gold star for his good work.
>>4137667"Oh...Uh thanks, sis"
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4137667Give him two, but put them on his chest plate so they look like nipplue covers.
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4137670>>4137660
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4137670Tack on on HIS MASKIt will be his new nose...
>>4137673He's currently inside the cyberspace right now
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4137682Marian Cyberspace Adventures minigame time~!
>>4137682Find the armor. Its ours now. We can give it to our bro.
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4137682While he's breaking through, Betty passes the time writing an essay about how shit Quattro and Bobby are
>>4137689"Alright. Everything seems to be under control. The troops are guarding the "Ropes", Marian's in cyberspace and Big sis and Rasputin is keeping the nuke guy busy. Time to work on my essay on why Quattro and Bobby are shit"
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4137697>>4137686
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4137697
>>4137703"Chapter 1: 100 reasons why Quattro sucks"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4137705Back to Marian and his hacking
>>4137708Marian's infiltrating the systems, maaaan
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4137717what's at the end
>>4137719Ah, the antivirus
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4137721Cue faux-mega man boss music as you shoot at his eye
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4137723Roll 2d100 for marian
Rolled 19, 57 = 76 (2d100)>>4137726
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4137727The antivirus took damage! And now it's gonna punch the shit outta Marian!Roll 2d100!
Rolled 25, 76 = 101 (2d100)>>4137729
>>4137705betty is just tsundere
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4137738pew pew pew
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4137738more bullet to its eye
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4137738Convince the antivirus you're not a threat, so it stops attacking
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4137739Can Marian TRIUMPH?!ROLL 2D100!
Rolled 83, 95 = 178 (2d100)>>4137744
Rolled 38, 54 = 92 (2d100)>>4137744It's not airman or woodman, he'll be fine.
>>4137746what a shitty antivirus, should have upgraded to pro
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4137754faux-megaman victory music plays
>>4137755Marian has done it! Now surely there won't be another hidden boss or something that would come out and wreck him
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4137758there isn't
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4137758Even Marian deserves a break every now and then.Go hack the thing now
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4137758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY starts playing
>>4137761Another program appears. With a fan in his chest.
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4137765Get em' Marian!
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4137765uh oh
>>4137768Oh no! His wind is too strong!
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4137771Don't give up, Marian!Remember your training!*flashbacks ensues*
>>4137773*FLAAAAAAAAASHBAAAACK*"Man, I gotta stop watching chinese cartoons all day"
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4137777ah yes, the time when Marian got off his lazy ass and was conforted by his older brother Quattro via retro videogame challenge
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4137777>quadsMARIAN GET OFF THE TV
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4137786Sis is going to watch Swan Lake ballet again isn't she
>>4137790>100ah yes, shotasniffer took those ballet lessons
>>4137790"And then she kicked me in the face for hogging the TV......wait how does this help defeating this boss"
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4137795just move the the side and walk, passing through him
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4137795probably via remembering that kick you can avoid the kick which currently flying in your general direction
>>4137797OH SHIT MARIAN WATCHOUT
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4137799dodge
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4137799bite it
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4137800ROLL 2d100
Rolled 38, 73 = 111 (2d100)>>4137802
Rolled 50, 39 = 89 (2d100)>>4137802see, it helped
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4137808pssh...nothin personnel..kid
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4137808Now continue on while it's confused
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4137813BLAM
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4137813Hissatsu! Marian BEEAAAAM!
>>4137819Hacking - complete! Do a victory pose!
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4137819>>4137820
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4137819fug >>4137820
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4137825Now take control and eject the pilot out
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4137825Marian good points:Being useful in digital enviroment, as long there is no porn nearbySo who was inside the suit anyway
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4137825You managed to defeat.... a free version of some shitty antivirus. Well done, Marian!Now back to regular scheduling...
>>4137828Who knows? What's important is..."Sis! Marian has succesfully hacked that armor!"
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4137832Guy is forced to ejected from the armor
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4137832power it off and get it for research to mass produce for your troops later
>>4137833And so the Nuclear Power Plant leader is ejected from their power armor
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4137837capture armor for reverse engineering and pilot for interrogation
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4137837he looks like some villain
>>4137838Just in time for your ropes to haul the entire plant back to the island
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4137845meanwhile, heroes argue whether the theft of an entire nuclear plant was villainous or heroic
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4137845do a stereotype villian laugh
>>4137847"This is theft right?! And destruction of property! They stole the city's power plant!""But that plant was actually a secret villain lab!""Who knows what they're gonna do with it now though!"
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4137852And so do the villains
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4137852is that Mark in background?
>>4137855Dunno who this Mark guy is, but he sounds like a dick. So it's probably not him
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4137852>>4137854
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4137857>>4137854
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4137857Yeah, would've made no sense to have a hero be a dick.Check your to do list
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4137857Is that explosarina?Oh well, lets return home
>>4137860Now let's see here....
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4137865how do we gain daddy's love or at least avoid daddy's ass whooping for letting grandma free
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4137865Wait until Marian gets in the shower and then take ALL of his pants... for "collectivization"
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4137865>gain daddy's loveimpossible
>>4137868I, uh, gotta head outta the house for some IRL stuff. Will continue in like, 4 hours?-ish. In the meantime. Roll 1d1000 until you get 999 to collecting all 999 Marian pants. if you get 1000 it counts as a zero
Rolled 75 (1d1000)>>4137872take care OP
Rolled 935 (1d1000)>>4137872
Rolled 352 (1d1000)>>4137872>when 4chan fucks up the server and delays the post
>>4137878A common occurrence
>>4137880weird that it only happens in /qst/
Rolled 185 (1d1000)>>4137872
Rolled 502 (1d1000)>>4137872*Intermission music*
Rolled 569 (1d1000)>>4137872We should bring Quattro to do some adventuring with us
>>4137955just bring the assistants without their leader
it's (not) time
>>4138063OR IS IT
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4138069let us ask quattro
>>4138070Ssssh, Quattro is thinking
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4138078while he's doing that, bobby plots with his alternative universe selfhidden from everyone else of course
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4138078I think it's time for a drink
>>4138083"Of course....It's ALWAYS time for a drink.....But better not tell anybody that"
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4138092>>4138082
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4138092take a shot while no one looks and think where it all gone wrong
Rolled 732 (1d1000)>>4137872
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4138092You reprobate. Where you're olive?
>>4138096"Damnit. Where did it all go wrong? I used ta' be a contenda' . I was a leader! Now I live under the thumb of my own sister.....at least she lets me run my own bar and resort though....so that's something"
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4138116bobby plots with his alternative universe self to overthrow shotasniffer and make quattro the leader
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4138116Quattro should stop sulking and instead start going to the dojo regularly. Can't just sit there growing weak every day, our siblings might need us someday.
>>4138122"Maybe I should start going to the Dojo again....but wait. It's no longer my dojo. It's hers now. And Rasputin runs it....no, it'll be too shameful.....But what if I go anyway? Suck up my pride, train under my own younger brother? Maybe, maybe.....But then again, all these alcohol aren't going to drink themselves..."
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4138116Chain shots and practice martial arts. What could go wrong?
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4138126You were promised a duel with him again, not like the karate masters will laugh at you
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4138126This >>4138127We use the power of alcohol to become more powerful.
>4 straight rolls of 10-19my dice are cursed
>>4138135"Hmmm....I did unlock the secrets of Drunken Boxing on my own before...."
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4138126Drink, fight, and smoke the forbidden speed weed
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4138143That's right, you can do it. Show everyone that you can be something!
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4138143Also we need to win Betty back
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4138143Create a crown of empty whiskey bottles
>>4138145"Yeah...YEAH! YEAH! I am Quattro Del Petto Von Jewburner goddamnit! I am somebody! I am a contender! I will regain my former glory!"
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4138156"Thanks, bird that I used for an attack in the last thread!"
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4138156And thus Quattro has regained some self esteem. Good on him.What do we do now.
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4138156windows prompt with advertising of new Quatrro spinoff DLC
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4138156The Quattro DLC gets shelved for all eternity as the responsible company goes bankrupt. We now return to regular scheduling
>>4138162AVAILABLE NOW FOR ONLY 29.99!
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4138174>>4138176
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4138176Alternate Bobby: "Bobby, we'll make this DLC happen if we act now to take out Shotasniffer"
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4138176Anything new with grandma?
>>4138176also is it not a coincidence that Bobby is Char
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4138176I love ya OPpush that buy button
>>4138181"Uh yes. She's beginning to feed. Starting a bit small as if indulging in appetizers. Islands have started to disappear. Oh and sis, dad left a message for you"
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4138193>dad left a message for youUh oh.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4138193play it
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4138193>dad left a message for youThis can't be good. What does it say?
Dad's message is as follows
>>4138225that's surprisingly accurate
>>4138156Clearly that means Lilly will be involved in the next plotline
no one will buy the quattro dlc
>>4139553It's being developed by Activision of course no one will.
>>4139590in collaboration with Gearbox
>>4139596gonna pull out all the stops with "witty" lines and a returning character being killed off-handedly
>>4139598Ummm then explain this Quattrofag????
>>4139614Oh no no no what will Quattrofags do now?
>>4139614photoshopseveryone knows there is no budget for physical release lolyou played yourself
>>4139642yeah this is the real image
>>4139642Stage one, Denial
>>4139643>bethesda>dante>actual budget to pay for reviewssomething doesn't add up
>>4139659OP took out some loans to cover it all.
>>4139659"Dante" as in the one from DmC
>>4139718now that's just mean
>>4139771But it would be fitting for the Quatt
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4138225Send a pic of a reverse uno card to dad
let's (not) hope for the best
My favorite type of bread is sourdough
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4141422Back to Lolisniffer's message
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4141430We really can't tell if he knows or not, since that's generally what he sends
>>4141433"Ah my mistake. That was an older message. This is his newest one"
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4141437Sounds like we're in trouble. What are our possible courses of action?
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4141437uh ohthe talk is never good
>>4141438Alright, uh lesseee. It's cool you can, uh.....- Genuflect- Hide in your room and barricade the door- Go down into the basement and barricade that door instead- Blame Quattro- Blame Marian- Blame Marian AND Quattro- Install one of your underlings as a puppet-leader and have them take the fall- Panic
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4141446>Hope that he only comes at the end of the quest as the final boss
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4141446>Blame Marian
>>4141449Which means.....if the quest never ends.....then you'll be safe!
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4141452But what's the worst that Dad could do? We'll have a talk, he will tell us to be more careful in the future. And it's as simple as that. Nothing to worry about
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4141452Everyone will be safe...except Bobby, who should really be blamed for everything wrong
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4141452rewrite history
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4141461I doubt dad's going to buy any lie we cook'should just get ready for ass whooping
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4141461>>4141462Anyway it's all our asses for being involved in the failure, even Simon
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4141466put bobby into gulag
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4141466Yes, me...and everyone else who tried to stop grandma. He'll have a talk with EVERYONE
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>4141472Meanwhile Alt-Bobby plots to capture Quattro again, this time making a fake alliance with Bobby as cover
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4141472Don't bully my boy Bobby
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4141472he asked for it himselfyou don't insult the stateanyway, think how to counterbalance with some achievement to lessen ass whooping
>>4141477The types of achievement Lolisniffer wants would be so horrendous only Texas would do it
>>4141477Of course. Perhaps if you increase your rep. Gain more power. Expand your influence. Then maybe the ass whooping will be less severe. Who knows. Perhaps you may even....escape it altogether
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4141486That's the spiritwhat if we go to the moon
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4141486Ask Simon about how the villains took our theft of their nuclear plant, since he's literally the only uncle with a membership>escapeAHAHAHA
>>4141488Of course! You could hide on the moon! Dad will never get to you there!
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4141494On second thought, how about no. Tis a silly place
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4141494>>4141490
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4141494I was thinking more of conquering the moon for the state and claiming all for yourself as achievementbut that works too
>>4141499In any case. Conquering the Moon is an apt goal, no matter your reason. Plus, any supervillain gotta have at least a secondary base, and a Moon Base would put you on the map!
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4141504and not on just any mapOn Solar System mapthat's way above any maps out there at the momentTime for Space Program!
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4141504How does the villains react to our theft of one of their nuclear plants by the way.Also other villains will want the moon
>>4141509Naturally, the United Shota Sniffing Republic already had a Space Program and space-faring capabilities. Time to plan a new space mission. Which reminds you. That satelite you tasked Marian to build. To create your own global spy network. He gotta be done by now, or else it's an ass whoopin'. There's also the matter of the chumps running the power plant you stole. Gotta deal with them too.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4141514Lets check the satellite, its the one we used an old mech for, isn't it?
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4141514Ask Simon if he heard about the nuclear plant theft from the villains at their association, one of them must be crying
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4141514shotasniffer looks happy in thumbnail - I see ^ _ ^ faceanyway, reroute all manpower to space programall of it
>>41415196 (7 if not late) highest dices in the rowwhere all that was when it mattered the most.
>>4141516Yes. Sometimes. Late at night. Skeleton Islanders can seldom here Marian's girly cries from atop his penthouse, mourning the loss of his sick mecha>>4141520The void
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4141523Isn't Simon helping him with that
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4141523Its still with us Marian, in space, soon, doing what I tell it to...wait
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4141523make robot out of satellite
>>4141524Sometimes, it would be a girly laugh of joy instead
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4141529Pl0t happens
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4141529Let's hope his assistants haven't done something stupid to his new mech
>>4141531Oh well, that's his problem
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4141539Meet Marian and Simon at the hanger
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4141539let's go to hangar
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4141539Hangar
>>4136182god SS is so fucking hot
>>4141541"Ah! Sister! You're here! Just in time! The satellite's done. Prepped up and ready for launch"
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4141554Launch it
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4141554>>4141560with me inside
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4141560Roll 2d100 for seemingly no reason
Rolled 83, 73 = 156 (2d100)>>4141572seemingly no reason is my favorite
Rolled 79, 35 = 114 (2d100)>>4141572
Rolled 51, 93 = 144 (2d100)>>4141572It better not be a betrayal by the afro skeleton
>>4141574The launch commences with no problems. Everything is ready. The rocket blasts off on your command.
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4141580...LAUCHT....
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4141580Now
>>4141581The rocket blasts off! Soon enough it would leave the Earth's atmosphere and enter orbit, from there the satellite will be deployed and you will finally have coverage
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4141589At last! The oriental little boy films...I mean, spy network, yes
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4141609Ask simon about how the villains reacted to us stealing their plant
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4141609what about manned space rocket launch
>>4141613"Well, we already have ships ready. But it'll take some time to prepare another rocket"
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4141616Do it, we need a garrison on it just in case
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4141616>>4141617How long?
>>4141618"Lemme just calculate a little bit...."Roll 2d10
Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d10)>>4141621
Rolled 9, 3 = 12 (2d10)>>4141621
>>4141623"...eeerrmmmm. It's gonna quiiiite a while. That last launch used up the last of our fuel. Will have to order more. There's also maintenance and materials needed for a new rocket. Hmmm"The new rocket will be done after 3 non-spess quests or big crimes are completed.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4141625Crikey, alright, first, we conquer an oil field or something
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4141625Hopefully this doesn't involve something bad happening to Quattro.
>>4141625investigate our new base
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4141628If >50 nothing bad happens to Quattro
Rolled 515 (1d2000)>>4141628...Roll 2d1000
Rolled 325, 723 = 1048 (2d1000)>>4141632I hope something bad DOES happen to him
Rolled 621, 74 = 695 (2d1000)>>4141632
Rolled 605, 420 = 1025 (2d1000)>>4141632I'm sorry big bro
>>4141638I rolled because of you, so I blame thee
>>4141635Quattro's fate is sealed. Just in time for 2AM over here. Gotta sleep. Gotta work. Overlords don't tolerate slackers. Will continue later. Toodleshttps://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4141644Have we considered getting Mom to protect us? Or at least beat Dads ass for not killing Grandma, only locking her away?Maybe we can get her to cripple him badly enough that he can't beat our ass in turn.
>>4141757Might as well just pull Shadowboss back from the dimesons he's training in to beat the shit out of Lolisniffer
>>4141637>big broShotasniffer is older, I think.Not that it matters because no one bothers to give Quattro any respect except Bobby
>>4141640it was always gonna end in yellow tears anyway
don't bully yellows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjedLeVGcfEOfficial Green theme
I see a lot of Green and Yellow bullying. But not Blues. Hmmmmmmm
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4142924underhanded blue tactics, obviously
>>4142924no one wants to be the one who bullies a little girl
Watch Quattro be kidnapped while training and no ine notices because all his minions have left him, pushing his rescue to the second quest we need for moon invasion
>>4142816I do not cry, I endure, and in enduring grow strong
>>4144325So like everyone waiting for OP
Where is OP
>>4147307Dead because I killed him
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4147323Oh no, now Quattro will escape his fate
>>4147329Quattro will never escape
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4147337inb4 Quattro escapes
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4147337What's in store for him
>>4147340Ey, come back here
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4147350NoYou guys are mean
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4147356Oh no, some unknown assailant Alt-Bobby has kidnapped Quattro with a fishing rod
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4147356Activate totally not perverted undressing escaping technique
>>4147359The what now? Escape from what?
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4147363your responsibilites
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4147363nothing important, check on Lilly
>>4147368"She's over on her new island right now. Would you like to visit her personally or should we just make a call?"
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4147382We'll leave her a text message!
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4147382surprise visit in hopes to catch some of her school friends
>>4147387"Why do ya wanna catch her school friends?"
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4147393I mean meet her school friends
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4147393So I can tease her in front of them!I also wanted to treat them all to some of my cooking. Just to spread my culinary reputation
>>4147399"Y-your cooking, sis? Errrm....suuuure"
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4147409It's not like some asshole would come over and ruin everything anyway
>>4147412"Hopefully that'd get rid of your cooking to---I uh mean, yes, sister. Hopes nothing goes wrong. So ermmm, you're gonna cook something for dem kids now?"
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4147416I had a lot of leftovers from the last party we had, no one took them for some reason, maybe they were all full
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>4147416I tried a new recipe! Behold - lasagna
>>4147419"Wait. Tried? You mean....you already made it?"
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4147425Yes! You'll be the first to taste it.
>>4147429The Chosen One suddenly started shaking violently.....perhaps he's merely super excited to taste his big sister's cooking?
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4147434I put on my cooking apron and chef hat
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4147434>>4147436Chosen One finds out Betty and Rasputin have suddenly disappeared
>>4147437"u-uh...OH SHIT. I JUST RECEIVED A REPORT THAT BETTY AND RASPUTIN ARE MISSING! OH MY GOD THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! SORRY SIS BUT I GOTTA GO SOLVE THIS! THANKSBYE"