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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, harem master.

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Season 2/3/4 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)
Season 1 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/rkSCNTEa

Season 1 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Season 2 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/iDiki7kt
Season 3 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/FAC5emid
Season 4 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/0LwgLaHB
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy

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Episode 1 ("Five Petabytes per Second"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3757772

Episode 2 ("Galatea Trick"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3775200

Episode 3 ("2MI DA"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3787986

Episode 4 ("Fooly Chloe"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3818053

Episode 5 ("Jigglypuff"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3832845

Episode 6 ("Ghost in the Shell: Little Sister Complex"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3845974

Episode 7 ("Bubblegum Crisis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3891623

Episode 8 ("Keki's Delivery Service"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3915096

Interlewd 7 ("Fuck x Sis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3915096#p3927685

Episode 9 ("Neon Weeaboo Catachresis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3938754

Episode 10 ("David Darkbloom is a Hero"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3957632

Episode 11 ("Cool Devices"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3972889

Episode 12 ("Comic Market"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3983792

Episode 13 ("Chloe Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3993152

Episode 14 ("No Matter How I Look at It, It's Sand Reckoner's Fault the World is Ending!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4003099

Finale ("The Disappearance of Alabaster Soliloquy"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4017335

OVA Part 1 ("No Fuck No Life"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4047909

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AND NOW, THE CONCLUSION OF THE OVA:
"No Fuck No Life"
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THE END IS NIGH
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>>4113425
FIRST FOR THE REALLY REAL FOR REAL ENDING.
FIRST FOR VIVIAN.
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>>4113425
I can't believe Fuck Quest is ending for the final time
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AAAAAAA
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>>4113425
And we're back
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Let's take it easy and enjoy ourselves, everyone. This thread won't end this weekend, but I do intend for it to be the final FQ thread for the foreseeable future.
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>>4113439
The best vibes.
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Imagine almost forgetting that fuck quest was happening for the last-ish time
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Your quest for quiz bowl greatness hits some snags, like all the best plans always do.

The problem is: not all of this has happened before. You know the basic contours of history but it varies in the details. That's why, although you're at the same national tournament you rollicked through in the previous universe, you don't have a guaranteed path to victory in this one. You and Rose recognize some of the questions, yes, but the vast majority are different. You can't rely on past experience to see you through. You have to use good old-fashioned quiz nerdery instead.

So as the second and far more grueling day of matches marches onward, the competition becomes stiffer. You have a particularly close scrape with a school from Montana at the end of the pools stage, emerging victorious 5,520-4,590. For any other team, a win by nearly 1k points would be seen as a drubbing. For the Mindbreakers, who have made a habit of shutting the opposition out entirely, it's a bit close for comfort.

Some of the fault lies on you. There's the special present you gave to Vivian to wear today, for example -- let's call it an undergarment served extra creamy -- that left her less focused on answering questions and more focused on vacantly squeezing her thighs together and drooling, looking a bit like the mindbroken mind of your team's logo.

Then there's the special game you played with Rose and Whitney, who were seated on either side of you during the match -- let's call it mutual dual-wielding underneath the podiums -- which left the three of you somewhat distracted, too.

Actually it was Alex and, surprisingly, Hank, who scored a lot of the points in that match, and kept disaster at bay (thank god for questions about big game hunting). But the experience of "nearly" losing has left the team chastened -- plus also Ms. Carte afterwards, hammering the point home by beating you all about the head and neck, backstage:

"How many times do I have to tell you little shits?!" She shouts. "Quiz now! Dick later!"

"Am I missing something?" Mr. Langley asks, oblivious as always.

"This team needs discipline! Things are only going to get harder from here on out!"

"Harder... how wonderful..." Vivian mutters, eyes rolling to the back of her skull. Her big sister has to keep her steady with an arm looped over her shoulder.

"You don't have to beat us, ma," Whitney grouses as she keeps Vivian from fainting. "We hear you loud and clear. Less handies during matches."

"Fewer," you correct.

"NO handies during matches!" Ms. Carte clarifies. She wheels, pointing at Vivian. "And you! Change your underwear! You smell like an oyster farm!"

Vivian, woozy, slurs: "Will you change them for me?"

Ms. Carte makes a disgruntled purr that actually sounds like "grrr," then grabs Vivian by one wrist. "Come with me," she barks, dragging her in the direction of a nearby restroom.

"Oh, I will..." Vivian promises.

(And she does. Inhuman sounds emerge from that restroom for many minutes hence.)
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Friendly reminder that Rose Soliloquy is an animal and does not know how to eat these properly.

When you see the Pink Menace, be sure to shame her.
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>>4113448
heh
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>>4113448
>let's call it an undergarment served extra creamy
god
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>>4113448
fucking lol

What a great post to start the thread with
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>>4113448
>playing DJ during the quiz bowl
Alabaster you fool
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>>4113450
>actually wasting time peeling these
I bet you snap apart your kitkats too, you uncultured swine.
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"Gosh, my Mom is such a freaking Nazi," Whitney says, only when Ms. Carte is well out of earshot. "We won, didn't we? So what's the big deal?"

"She's right, though," Alex says. "The next school is gonna be really tough. We need to keep our eyes on the prize--"

The clack of approaching footsteps on the slick finished concrete ground backstage draws your collective attention. Turning, you see Sable. So she finally decided to show.

"Ms. Guiteau...?" Alex marvels, clearly unable to believe what he's seeing. But he's really seeing her, in all her mismatched spats-with-pants, labcoat-with-tie, mussed-hair glory, this strange nigh-bipolar woman he idolizes.

"Am I too late?" She asks, looking from face to face. "Have you already lost?"

"What?" Alex says. "No -- we -- just won our last match... what are you doing h--"

Sable cuts him off by shoving a small wrapped package to chest. "Take this," she demands.

Alex, hesitantly taking the package foisted upon him, examining the snowmen and penguins on the wrapping paper, can only sputter: "Ch-Christmas...?"

"No."

"...A present for winning the game?" He asks.

"No."

"..."

"Birthday," Sable says. Her voice is so soft as to be nearly inaudible. She's crimson.

"My birthday was last m--"

"Shut up!" Sable shouts, face contorting in anger. "Shut up!"

"Do you... want me to open it?" Alex asks, timid.

Sable balls her fists and stomps. "Of course I do! Why would I give you a gift I don't want you to open!"
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>>4113460
Finally, Sable, yeesh.
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>>4113448
Hank 'Pop the Clutch'... I forget his last name.
>>4113460
Hehe, cute..

>>4113458
Ugh, don't talk to me about pigs you farm animal.
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>>4113439
Hey, OP? Just out of curiosity, what were Scarlett and Charlotte's maiden names?
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Alex begins to tear at the paper. Sable's wrapping is a complete botch job, with the seams uneven, the folds thick and bulky, and bits of scotch tape adhered in odd places. Alex has trouble getting in. But when at last he has one end of the package shredded enough to reach inside, he slides the little box of gourmet chocolates out.

He doesn't recognize the name stamped on the box, but you do: Alegio, a high-end chocolatier out of Palo Alto, once a favorite of Rose's back when you had your billions. That Sable would splurge her meager teacher's salary on such an extravagant gift is...

"Chocolate," Alex mutters.

"You had better not lose here," Sable warns him. "If you lose this tourmaline after abandoning our robotics team, I will--"

Whatever threat Sable had in store is lost the moment Alex tenderly hugs her. He wraps his arms around her waist, still clutching the box of chocolates, and nuzzles her chest. Sable, clearly unsure what to do with her own hands, startles, and stares down at him.

"Thank you so much, Ms. Guiteau... this means so much to me! We'll all do our best!"

When he pulls back, Sable is blushing even more madly than before. As Alex opens the box's lid and surveys the bonanza of chocolate within, he does the only thing he can think to: he offers to share. "Would you like some, too, Ms. Guiteau?"

"No. I hate chocolate."

"O-oh," Alex says, a bit deflated. "Well... thanks again, anyway. I love chocolate."

"I know you do. That's what I got them," Sable says -- then snatches the box from him.

Alex squeaks in surprise.

"I see a couple white chocolates in here," she says. "I do like those." She takes one of the bonbons out, and bites into it, leaving a little strand of the raspberry filling to drizzle down her bottom lip. She hands the box back to Alex then, who happily takes a peanut butter cup for himself and eats it with her.

For that moment, with their mouths full, they just silently enjoy one another's company.

Sable spends the rest of the tournament as a spectator, perched at the very front row. She even wears a pink Mindbreakers shirt like the others.
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>>4113467
EXTREMELY CUTE
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>>4113467
Ohhh man. Happy vibes.
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>>4113467
>She even wears a pink Mindbreakers shirt like the others.
cute!
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>>4113467
My bipolar sensei can't possibly be this cute
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"Gimme an M!" Rose shouts, waving her pom poms to one side.

By this late stage of the tournament, none of your friends and loved ones are enthused by Rose's pre-game cheerleader act. The only person to respond to her call for an M is Sable, and only because she probably thinks she's obliged to:

"M," she says robotically.

"Gimme an I!"

"I," Sable says.

"I can't heeeeearrrrr yooooouuuuu!" Rose calls, cupping a pom-pom to her ear and leaning way in.

"...I."

"I still can't heeeeeearrrrr youoooouuuuu!" (Rose nearly loses her balance trying to lean in even further, and has to windmill her arms to stay standing.)

"...I."

Rose pouts, be-pommed hands on her hips. "You guys have no team spirit! What the hecky!"

"Sit down, honey," Mom tells her. "Root for your brother with the rest of us."

Rose, still pouting, blows a bang from her face. "Hmmph."

"I have team spirit," Sable insists, sounding a bit hurt. She looks at Mom. "I have team spirit, don't I?"

"Of course you do," Mom says.

Rose plops down in her seat, still clearly upset. Sable turns to her. "Say. Would you like to cheer for our FIRST Robotics team next month?" She asks.

"Oh no," Cerise cuts in, suddenly haunted by visions of Rose's cringe-inducing cheering following her for the subsequent weeks leading up to that event. Rose's caterwauling practice every night in preparation for this tournament, conducted in her bedroom adjoining Cerise's, was enough. Cerise can't bear any more. "We don't need a cheering section in Vegas--"

"Yes we do," Sable says. "We need to broaden our appeal beyond only the intelligent."

"I'd be totally honored to help out!" Rose says, having obviously missed that last bit.

"Thank you, young lady," Sable says. Cerise looks like she already has PTSD, as she contemplates more sleepless nights listening to Rose practice.
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>>4113467
E-even if she's probably borderline or something, I still love her
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>>4113482
god yes FINALLY
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>>4113482
>Rose's caterwauling practice every night in preparation for this tournament, conducted in her bedroom adjoining Cerise's, was enough.
Oh no... I guess she'll have to sleep in our room instead...
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Your margins of victory grow thinner and thinner. But that's no problem -- winning is winning, whether by 10,000 points or 100 points. You're still confident.

And although the contours of history can vary in the details, some parts remain fated. In the grand championship, you go up against that magnet school from New York and their showboating little shit of a team captain.

To strike the fear of God into that shitter, you do a little showboating of your own, when the host comes by to interview you before the game.

"It all hinges on this match, Alabaster," he says. "What would you say is your gameplan tonight?"

"Well, my gameplan is to win," you say simply, with a smug grin.

"Confident!" The host says. "...Overconfident?"

"Not at all. We've been prepping for this moment all year. We know we're going to win."

Your teammates nod along in agreement.

"And -- it's more than that," you add. "More than winning, that is. Because it's not enough for me to succeed--"

But the host takes the microphone back from you and turns towards the other team's captain.

"And you, Ji? What's your gameplan?"

"My gameplan is also to win," he says, from behind his dorky spectacles and buck teeth and pimply face and button-down shirt and khakis. "May the best mind come out on top." Fucking asshole.

"The host didn't let me finish..." you mutter, aggrieved.

"It's okay, honey," Rose says soothingly. "You'll get another shot." Behind that smile of hers is a hatred of the rival team to surpass even your own. The thing you love most about Rose is that when you truly hate something, she truly hates it too.

"Stop calling him 'honey,'" Whitney says. "It's creepy. You'd think you two were married."
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>>4113496

>Honey

This is adorable.
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>>4113496
>he didn't get to say it

Pack it up, boys. This timeline's cancelled.
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>>4113496
>Alabaster's ego cancelled
M-maybe a good thing, in the long run.
>honey
Heh.

Time already, huh?
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>>4113496
>He didn't finish saying the thing
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>>4113503
>>4113509
It's okay, you know he's going to say it while the Mindbreakers win by 100 points while simultaneously bringing every member of the team to orgasm
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I hope Mom will celebrate Alabaster's win at the quizbowl in the manner we have become accustomed to

Or comforts her son upon his defeat.

Either/or.
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When the match begins, it becomes immediately apparent that you've gotten more than you bargained for. Your rival captain is quicker on the buzzer than you. So are all his teammates. Quicker than they were even in 421. Quick enough to beat out not only you and Rose but the dork all-star team, the dork dream team, the dork MVPs. On this lavishly lit stage in the sleepy city of Boise, watched on by nearly everyone you care about, you're getting trounced. And it isn't close.

"COBOL is an acronym for what?" Common Business-Oriented Language, answers one of the Marduk Acaemdy Nerves, before Alex can buzz in. He hides his face in shame from the teacher who came a thousand miles to watch him.

"Of all integers larger than 5 and smaller than 90, what is the largest integer relatively prime to 422?" The answer, an asthmatic manlet from the Nerves shouts loud enough to make him wheeze, is 89. A question that's a complete layup, Rose tells you in anger at herself, although you're not so sure.

"Who scored the winning goal in the 1999 FIFA Women's World Cup?"

For the first time all tournament, Whitney answers. Or tries to. She's pounding her buzzer so hard you think the thing will explode in a shower of plastic shards. But the buzzer on the other side of the stage registers first, lighting up with a steady blue glow: Ji Shin himself is ready to respond.

"Goddamn it!" Whitney howls. "But I know this one! I totally know it!"

"We ask that all contestants please keep calm," the host chides.

"I know it, though--"

"Brandi Chastain," Ji says.

"Correct. 500 points to the Nerves."

"FUCK!" Whitney howls, even louder.

"Any further outbursts and you will be ejected from the competition," the host intones.

Fuel to the fire: Ms. Carte shouts from the audience, hands cupped to her mouth, "try it, you little bitch! Try to kick her out and see what happens!"

But what actually sobers the host, it seems, is the truly frightening expression the mute David Darkbloom, sitting beside Ms. Carte, wears. Seeing that glare, the host tugs at his collar, gulps -- and then play continues.

"Who wrote Ballad of the Goodly Fere?" Ezra Pound, answers not Vivian, but a 300 pound simulacra of Vivian on the Nerves' side of the aisle, a greasy girl in a too-small dress.

Not even Hank can get a lick in. "Plugs, jigs, spinners, spoons, and flies are all examples of what?" Fishing lure, apparently -- but Ji Shin grabs the bait first, and answers correctly.
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>>4113520
Oh god. Panic.
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Forgot to post this in the archive thread, but here's an alt version for Rose
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>>4113520
I can't believe the Chinese are going to ruin everything for the second time this quest
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>>4113520
Nani the fuck?
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In the second half of the championship match, you and Rose adopt a bold strategy of play: you buzz in at the first possible instant, no matter what, relying not on your recall but on your reaction time. The reason it's a bold strategy is because wrong answers penalize the team. And although you sacrifice some points, it pays dividends: together, you claw the Mindbreakers back to within spitting distance of the win.

The 422nd scenario giveth, and the 422nd scenario taketh away. You hammered oology back into Whitney's brain in preparation for this moment. But the final question, the one that can bridge the 400-point gap remaining between your teams, is not "what is the study of eggs commonly called?" -- but rather: "What is the study of time commonly called?"

Whitney doesn't buzz in. So you do. You don't know the answer.

"...Fuck," you heave.

The announcer frowns. "I ask once again that you please refrain from using foul language."

"Just -- give me a second..." you plead.

"You have five seconds," the announcer says.

You could be given a billion seconds. You still don't know the answer. So you take a stab in the dark: "Temporology?"

"Sorry," the host says. That's 500 points down the drain, and with it all hope of your win. "Nerves -- you have a chance to steal."

Ji Shin, the FUCKING COCKSUCKER, buzzes in, even though his team has already won. "Horology," he says, triumphant.

The announcer replies with a cold stare. But over the course of a few moments his steely expression breaks into a Cheshire grin.

"Congratulations!"

An uproar of adulation and applause from the crowd. But not for you. Confetti streaming down from the rafters. But not for you.

The Mindbreakers have lost it all, right at the very end.
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>>4113538
RESET
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>>4113538
WE HAVE TO GO BACK

LET ME IN

LET ME IIIIN
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>>4113538
FUCK.

But you know what, does it REALLY matter? We got the most important thing out of it with our loved ones, cheesy as it might be.
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>>4113538
BURN IT DOWN
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>>4113538
Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout,
But there is no joy at North High... Alabaster totally beefed it.
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>>4113538
Does Coronavirus exist in 422?
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>>4113538
I DO NOT LIKE THIS
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Your friends and loved ones crowd the stage to palliate the sting of defeat, while simultaneously the friends and loved ones of the Nerves crowd the stage to celebrate along with them.

As the shock of not coming out on top rapidly subsides, you find yourself feeling strangely... zen.

You lock eyes with Rose, and shrug. Winning isn't everything. It was an experience anyway -- a better experience, even, than the time you did win this tournament so many eons ago.

If only the others could say they felt the same way. Vivian is openly sobbing, and Charlotte has to physically restrain Whitney from charging the rival team and single-handedly beating them to a pulp. Sable, in a burst of speed you didn't think she was capable of, jumps on top of Alex and prevents him from fleeing the stage in shame; together with Cerise, she hugs him and promises better times ahead at the national robotics competition in Vegas in a few weeks. Ms. Carte is so shellshocked she's mute and ashen-faced, like a researcher exposed to Lovecraftian cosmic horrors; Darkbloom requires a tissue from Mom to hide his tear-stained face and preserve what little dignity remains to him. Mr. Langley is the best-composed, on balance; he's glum, but masks it by asking your little sister: "C'mon, Rosie -- give us one last cheer."

Rose, voice hoarse, and face dripping tears of her own, sniffles and says: "Gi... give... give me a -- an M--" and then dissolves into horrible weeping, burying her face in the multicolored pompoms.

"Don't be sad, everyone," you tell them. "We had fun. Didn't we? That's what counts."

"Second best in the whole country ain't too bad!" Hank agrees, but you can tell it's a put-on.

"We should cherish our memories," Rose tries. "The time we all had together here--"

"Oh, fucking BULLSHIT," Whitney shouts. "Shut the fuck up!"

"This is the worst day of my entire existence..." Vivian snivels, wiping the snot from her nose with the back of her wrist.

You sigh. Such drama queens in your harem. Oh well. You'll make them feel better on the ride(s) back.

The camera crews are already surrounding the winning team, and you figure it's probably time to move on. "I guess we should be headed back to the--" you begin. But whatever train of thought you had is derailed, the moment you see... her.
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>>4113538
IS THIS CHLOE RUNNING INTERFERENCE
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>>4113552
Oh fuck Chloe coached them
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>>4113552
>her

oh fuck
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>>4113552
HABBENING
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>>4113552
Ohhhhhhh fuck.
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Rose notices her at the same time. Her breath catches. She clasps a hand to her chest, and takes a stumbling, shrinking step backwards.

Qiangxiang Xi has climbed up onto the stage, and is walking towards you.

"No, no, no..." Rose mumbles, shaking her head violently, wrenching her eyes closed; trying to wish the nightmare aware.

Your heart is palpitating, your mouth is dry. You're literally shaking. You never truly comprehended what it meant when veterans spoke of getting war flashbacks; now you do. So many horrible images are flashing through your mind that you're paralyzed, stopped dead in place, unable even to scream. You want to vomit, to pass out, to run -- you can do nothing.

Right now, in the year 2015, Qiangxiang cannot be much older than 11 or 12. She looks even younger than that. But the all-consuming fear she strikes in your heart is as real as anything, no matter her age or looks.

The others around you are so consumed with their own small-fry worries that they don't notice the panic that has suddenly gripped both you and Rose.

When at last you find the strength to move, you step forward, not back, to interpose yourself between the people you love and this utter psychopath walking towards you with obviously ill intent. Rose joins you, ready to strike, too. Ready to murder this child in public, if needs be. You'd do it in a heartbeat, without remorse. You both would.
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>>4113580
hahaha what a great timeline 422 is
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>>4113580
Careful lads. She's done nothing wrong in this timeline. She's not even the same person. Make good choices.
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>>4113580
Haha time for prison.
>>4113591
Bro we let her live in 421. We're not gonna kill her here
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>>4113594
That's not what I'm worried about.
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But Qiangxiang isn't walking towards you, after all. She's walking towards the game's host -- and in her hands is a sheaf of papers.

She beckons for the host's attention. He has to stoop pretty low, to hear her over the din of the crowd. She whispers something in his ear, something you can't hear.

The Nerves' captain, finally noticing her too, breaks away from his hangers-on and starts to curse at her in Mandarin. Qiangxiang is not fazed in the slightest. When Ji starts to stride towards her, an older Chinese man steps to him and pushes him firmly back with a palm to his chest -- a man you recognize from Rose's old oppo research document as Qiangxiang's late father. Not-so-late, in this version of the universe, as it turns out.

As Qiangxiang whispers into the host's ear, the host's eyes go wide. He steps back from her, peering at her disbelievingly. Qiangxiang nods, and hands him the papers.

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An agonizingly long review period follows. The victory celebration for Marduk Academy is put on hold as the moderators and judges go over the evidence. An hour, two hours, three hours pass; the crowd at the Morrison Center thins, leaving only some scattered press, including ESPN-3 (+/- 1). The air on your side of the stage is bated hope; on the Nerves' side, fittingly enough, agitated nervousness.

Finally the host appears again from backstage, tugs at his bow tie, and announces haltingly into the microphone:

"Folks, we've gotten some late-breaking evidence of cheating. It seems that questions and answers were illicitly sent to the team from Marduk Academy prior to the tournament. We have reviewed the evidence and believe these accusations to be founded. In light of this -- unfortunate revelation -- we are left with no choice but to disqualify the Nerves, and name the second-place team, North High's Mindbreakers, the champions."
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>>4113598
OH FUCK
OH SHIT
GET FUCKING DESTROYED
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>>4113598
REDEMPTION
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>>4113598
That's a bitter W*
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>>4113598
>they were cheating
I FUCKING KNEW that might be the case.
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>>4113598
OH SHIT

Alright Chloe we're cool, just leave us the fuck alone now thanks
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Immediately upon the host's declaration of your default victory, Whitney pumps her fists and screams: "WOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOO! EAT IT, FUCKERS! EAT MY ASS!"

Ms. Carte is similarly overjoyed. As Whitney turns around, moons the Nerves and spanks her own ass -- Ms. Carte grabs either side of Whitney's hips and shakes them so that the globes jiggle. "Eat it!" Ms. Carte mimics. "Eat it!"

"EAT THE WHOLE ENTIRE ASS!"

Rose, the pink one, spontaneously breaks out into song, waving her pompoms spastically: "Miiiiindbreakers, with the guts to thrill! Miiiiiindbreakers, with the brains and will!"

Bust most of the rest of them, exhausted, are just smiling wanly. Sure, winning isn't everything. But winning is sweet all the same.

You pose for the cameras, hoist the trophy overhead, wave and smile and self adulate.

But you, and Rose too, feel a peptic sourness underneath the facade of joy.

And as you file out of the venue, you pass by the source of your indigestion: Ji Shin, or more properly, Xi Shin -- or more properly still, Shin Xi, a distant cousin of Qiangxiang's -- is shouting angry recriminations at her along with a number of his branch of the Xi family, in the lobby leading to the outside. Qiangxiang's father is defending her, the only one of the Xis willing to do so it appears, shouting back at them, and bodily shielding her small frame from them. You don't understand a whit of the words exchanged, of course, but you don't need language to get what's going on. They're apoplectic that she would betray them by snitching.

Qiangxiang locks eyes with you as you and the others pass. But she stays mute, and only clutches her father's pantleg a bit tighter.

[ ] Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.
[ ] Don't approach her.
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>>4113620
>[x] Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.

Let's get some closure here.
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>>4113620
>[ ] Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.
Oh, so he's the rape-uncle's boy.
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>>4113620
>[x] her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.

And maybe even thank her for her honesty.
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>>4113620
>[x] Don't approach her.
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>>4113620
>[X] Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.
I almost want it to be left ambiguous whether or not she actually remembers.
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>>4113620
>assisted mooning
I love it

>[x] Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.

Fuck it, alright. We already know to not get involved any further than that.
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>>4113620
>[x]Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.
Confront the demons
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>>4113620
>[X] Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.
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>>4113620
>[X] Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.
She's like 12 right now, isn't she? There's still hope for her
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>Qiangxiang's cousin is Shinji.

Lol
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>>4113620
>[x] Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.
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>>4113620
>Renee and Whitney
Best combo

[X] Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.
Chloe's probably cool now that she's not getting diddled by her uncle.
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>>4113620
>[x] Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.

Let's send her some borgars after
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>>4113620
>[x] Ask her why she revealed the rival team's cheating.
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Qiangxiang's father whisks her away, striding with her down the semicircular expanse of the lobby towards a set of exit doors on the opposite side. You pause in place, watching them, as Qiangxiang's now-estranged family curses after her. Rose stops with you, too.

"Alabaster..." Rose says softly, taking your hand, and trying to get you to come.

"C'mon," Whitney says, less subtle about it, as she passes you up. Hands on her head with her pits bared to the world, she spins 180 degrees and walks backwards towards the doors, calling after you. "Let's goooo. You don't wanna get the stink of losers all over you. Come get the stink of winners on ya instead~"

"I'll catch up," you tell her. "I, uh-- gotta use the bathroom."

Whitney snorts. "Want me to hold your dick for you?"

You're not sure whether that's sarcastic or genuine. But when you meet her question with silence, she moseys on out with the rest.

You stride towards Qiangxiang and her father, Rose fast on your heels.

"Chloe," you call. "Chloe!"

But of course, here and now, she has no recognition of that name. She and her father keep walking.

"Qiangxiang," Rose says as the two of you draw closer.

She stops, turns. So does her father. He's a grim-faced, imposing man -- and he stands between you and his girl, partially shielding her, just as he did against his own kin.

"I'm... sorry," you begin. "But I just have to ask. Why? Why did you --"

Qiangxiang's father clears his throat. Qiangxiang is still half-hiding behind him. But when he steps aside, she stands straight-spined and confident before you, chin held high.

"They cheated," she says.

"But why did you tell the judges?" You ask. "Isn't the captain... isn't he family of yours?"

"Family or not," Qiangxiang says, "he does not deserve to win if he only can do it by cheating. There is no honor in lies -- or trickery and deceit."

"I... see," you say.

Rose adds, voice quavering: "thank you." And you can tell she really means it. It's a thank you not only for what Qiangxiang did just now. It's a thank you for so much more.

"Alabaster Soliloquy," Qiangxiang says. "You mentioned prior to the start of the match, something... about success. The host interrupted you. It was very rude of him. You said..." She stares at the high-vaulted ceiling, thinking back. "It's not enough for you to succeed..." She looks back down at you. "What was the rest?"

You swallow hard. "No," you say softly. "I was wrong."

Qiangxiang cocks her head.

"It's enough to succeed," you tell her.

"If you do it the right way," Qiangxiang adds.

You nod. "If you do it the right way."

"You played well tonight. You almost beat them even despite their cheating. I was rooting for you the entire time."

You smile at her.

"May we meet again," she says, and departs holding her father's hand.

You hope you never do.
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>>4113672
I'm satisfied with this.

>There is no honor in lies -- or trickery and deceit.
Of fuckin course she'd say that.
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>>4113672
>You hope you never do.
a-men.
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>>4113672
>You hope you never do.
Too late, she's coming back for that dick.
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>>4113672
... damn. That's... Wow. I never even put her actions into that context before.

Fuck.

>>4113675
For all of Qiangxiang 421's shortcomings, she never once lied.
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>>4113672
I kinda like Chloe without the child abuse and yandere tendencies
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>>4113682
Really? It was the one thing that kept me on board after episode 13.
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>Sable as 2B and Alex as her 9S

AAAAA CUTE THEY CAN EVEN MAKE SMALL POD-SHAPED DRONES
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>>4113691
As much as I love this, the idea of Cerise raiding Rose Imouto's hair dye supply for her Riamu cosplay is entirely too amusing.
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As you climb aboard the waiting bus, you immediately notice that someone's missing. You glance around, confused.

"Pff," Whitney chortles. "What, is your gaydar not going off? Is that it?"

"I--" you begin.

"Don't even. You're, like, immediately missing Alex right now. Don't even joke us. Don't even lie."

"Well... where is he?"

"He's riding back to the hotel with his sensei!" Rose tells you, excited.

"In her free-candy rape van and everything," Cerise says with a wry grin. "My boy's growing up... forcibly."

"Cerise!" Rose squeaks from beside her, swatting her shoulder. "You hentai!"

"I will circle of shame you, Rose," Cerise growls, spinning in her seat to glare menacingly at her. "Right here, right now."

"Do it," Rose says, apparently in a cheeky mood after the vicarious high of victory. "You won't."

She will. Cerise gets her in a headlock and gives her a vicious noogie. It's the perennial Cerise special. She's given Rose so many noogies over the years that you're surprised the poor girl doesn't have a permanent bald spot. Rose whines and cries, but doesn't have the strength to get free. And although she pitifully screams, "Mooooommmmm!" -- Mom tacitly ignores it. She accepts that sometimes Rose needs a bit of bullying.

Rose -- err, the other one, the one you're slightly less related to -- walks to the back of the bus and settles down on the gravy-brown plastic bench seat back there. You sit beside her, serenaded by the wailing of your little sister. It makes you hard... you're not sure whether that's a bad thing.

"What's on your mind?" Rose asks. She strokes your arm and leans in. "Are you still upset about-- you know... seeing... her?"

You shake your head. "Actually? I'm thinking more about that, uh... 'free-candy rape van' Sable's got going."

Rose laughs, the tension draining from her face. "You're the worst."

She goes from stroking your arm to stroking your leg. She can already feel the monster there. She surreptitiously glances forward, to check on what the parents are up to; Saul and Charlotte are distracted, gabbing with Mom about something or other, up front.

"We've got an opening," Rose whispers. "Or do you want to go and mark your territory with Alex?"

"You wouldn't be upset?"

Rose laughs again, low and husky. "God. You really are the worst. But no. If you want to go be gay--"

"--I am not gay--"

"If you want to go and be bi-curious, I can bully your little sister instead."

[ ] Go celebrate the win with Alex and Sable.
[ ] Stay and celebrate the win with the Roses.
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>>4113709
>[x] Go celebrate the win with Alex and Sable.
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>>4113709
>[x] Stay and celebrate the win with the Roses.
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>>4113709
>[x] Go celebrate the win with Alex and Sable.

I'm feeling incredibly not-gay right now.
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>>4113709
>[x] Go celebrate the win with Alex and Sable.
There can never be enough of these two
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>>4113709
>[x] Go celebrate the win with Alex and Sable.
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>>4113709
>[x] Go celebrate the win with Alex and Sable.
Never enough
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>>4113709
>Sable only comes as a package deal with Alex
If we must
>[x]Go celebrate the win with Alex and Sable.
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>>4113709
>[ ] Stay and celebrate the win with the Roses.
Wherever I go, I must bully.
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>>4113709
>[X] Go celebrate the win with Alex and Sable.
For purely straight reasons, of course. We simply need to ensure that Sable doesn't cruelly molest our good, heterosexual friend.
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>>4113709
>[ ] Go celebrate the win with Alex and Sable.
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>>4113709
>[X] Stay and celebrate the win with the Roses.
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>>4113709
>[ ] Stay and celebrate the win with the Roses.
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>[x] Go celebrate the win with Alex and Sable.

Please wait warmly.
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Oh, and what's this?

Say hi to the implant bitches!

Thanks once again to Elby for this tremendous work, and chartanon for helping.
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>>4113743
oh boy oh boy~
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>>4113747
MY DICK JUST EXPLODED
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>>4113747
I coloured this batch!

Now that we have the full harem done, here's a full height chart in ascending order! Measurements made from the bottom of the ankle to the top of the scalp.

Please take note of Kay about to get a handful of bunny booty
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>>4113743
G A A A A A A A Y
Oh well, hope you all enjoy
>>4113747
Those girls are cute and 100% real! But, that Amber... what kind of parent lets their daughter go out like that?
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>>4113747
I DIDN'T WANNA BE THIS HARD BEFORE THE ALES SCENE AND YOU GIVE HER FRECKLES GOD YES
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>>4113756
You're all amazing. Good stuff~.
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>>4113747
>Say hi to the implant bitches!
Hey, don't shame their flatness, OP.
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>>4113756
And here's a version with the cast divided into various factions. I tried to position them so they had some association with whoever they were adjacent to, but some Chloes had to be left on their own.

Here's some higher resolution versions of those images too, in case 7600x1300 isn't fuckhuge enough for you: https://imgur.com/a/oyhb7Le
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>>4113756
>5'11
OP couldn't have given our boy an extra inch?
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>>4113773
Seems it's a tender subject for him
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>>4113773
He has extra inches where it counts.
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>>4113771
Here's team bad bitches, Stasi's around 5'6 and Mara's 6' iirc
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>>4113788
Surprised Stasi is that small
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>>4113771
It's beautiful! It's hard for me to pick a favorite, but fluffy Whitney is just so special to me.

>>4113788
From Russia with love. Love your work too.

You know, your Stasi looks a lot like I always envisioned the protag of the putative Christmas Cake Assassin, too.

Maybe we'll see more!
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>>4113788
David doesn't happen to have Stasi's number lying around somewhere, does he?
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>>4113788
Gaudy Stasi is a gift
>>4113792
I blame the breadlines.
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>>4113788
Oh and I mentioned it before of course, but I fuckin love these

>>4113803
There's a lot to love about all of them, but floofy Whitney is a gift of the universe
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>>4113526
>>4113788
Same drawfriend? Coz I'm loving the thiccness.
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>>4113803
Both Stasi and Kay were in Afghanistan?
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>>4113829
Same place, different wars.
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>>4113829
Yes. At different times, though. Stasi during the soviet-afghan conflict in the late 80s, Kay during gulf war 2 in the 00s.
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>>4113827
Yeah, I'm just on mobile rn
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>>4113841
Plus they probably had vastly different experiences due to specialization and role. Kay was a pilot while Stasi was a ground pounder?
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>>4113841
>Stasi could've had a run in with Venom Snake
Thats a fun lil crossover
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As I write this scene, I'm a bit conflicted! So...

[ ] Passing Sable between you like a couple of good friends do.
[ ] Passing Alex between you like a good student-teacher duo do.
[ ] Just fuck everyone's shit up, senpai.
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>>4113874
>[x] Just fuck everyone's shit up, senpai.
Now bring me that horizon.
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>>4113874
>[x] Just fuck everyone's shit up, senpai.
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>>4113874
>[x] Passing Alex between you like a good student-teacher duo do.
Our boy loves to be used, and he's earned it.
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>>4113874
>[x] Passing Sable between you like a couple of good friends do.
Alex not being bottom for once is a novel concept.
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>>4113874
>[X] Passing Sable between you like a couple of good friends do.
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>>4113877
Actually, changing to
>[x] Passing Sable between you like a couple of good friends do.
Alex topping someone who isn't Smatters is a very rare occurence
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>>4113874
[X] Passing Sable between you like a couple of good friends do.

Its been a while since we've shared an onahole with Alex, and that Smatters scene was very nice.
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>>4113874
>[X] Passing Alex between you like a good student-teacher duo do.
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Okay! Back to writing.
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>>4113874
[X] >Passing Sable
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>>4113874
>[x] Passing Sable between you like a couple of good friends do.
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>>4113979
It probably won't be tonight. I'm sorry!

In light of that, let's also get the vote up for the scene(s) to follow after this lewd.

[ ] Alabaster and Rose keep predicting the future. It's weirding everyone out.
[ ] Charlotte confronts Alabaster over his intentions with her daughter!
[ ] Mom gets to know this odd Anna girl who Cerise is always hanging out with.
[ ] Sable might regret asking Rose to cheerlead for her...
[ ] Cerise couldn't stay a NEET forever. But is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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>>4114001
>[x] Mom gets to know this odd Anna girl who Cerise is always hanging out with.
Oh how I need this
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>>4114001
>[x] Mom gets to know this odd Anna girl who Cerise is always hanging out with.

Gotta see it. Badly.

Have a good night, OP-sama!
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>>4114001
>Mom gets to know gal
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>>4114001
>[x] Charlotte confronts Alabaster over his intentions with her daughter!
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>>4114001
>[ ] Sable might regret asking Rose to cheerlead for her...
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>>4114001
>[ ] Alabaster and Rose keep predicting the future. It's weirding everyone out.
This is A+++
>[ ] Charlotte confronts Alabaster over his intentions with her daughter!
This too
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>>4114001
>[x] Alabaster and Rose keep predicting the future. It's weirding everyone out.
I'm curious!
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>>4114001
>[X] Alabaster and Rose keep predicting the future. It's weirding everyone out
Ended up forgetting about the whole leap year thread.
It was rather fun to see 422 Chloe somewhat redeeming herself and I hope she shows up more often. The OVA can’t end without everyone getting the D.
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>>4114001
>[ ] Charlotte confronts Alabaster over his intentions with her daughter!
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>>4114001
>[ ] Charlotte confronts Alabaster over his intentions with her daughter!
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>>4114001
>[X] Alabaster and Rose keep predicting the future. It's weirding everyone out.
>[X] Charlotte confronts Alabaster over his intentions with her daughter!
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>>4114001
>[ ] Alabaster and Rose keep predicting the future. It's weirding everyone out.
>[ ] Charlotte confronts Alabaster over his intentions with her daughter!
Sucks I missed the first session but I'm glad I'm here now
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So now that we have the full collection of harem art, I made some icons for each of them (plus our other drawfriend's Stasi and Mara) in case anybody wanted to use them for diagrams, avatars, etc.

Album: https://imgur.com/a/gmBpSig

Full zip: tinyurl dot com slash vz4s3xa
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>>4114001
[X] Mom gets to know this odd Anna girl who Cerise is always hanging out with
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>>4114001
>[x] Mom gets to know this odd Anna girl who Cerise is always hanging out with.
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>>4114001
[x] Alabaster and Rose keep predicting the future. It's weirding everyone out.
More ammo for Kay
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>>4114001
>[X] Charlotte confronts Alabaster over his intentions with her daughter!
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>>4114001
Oh gosh, how are we supposed to choose?
>[ ] Cerise couldn't stay a NEET forever. But is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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>>4113882

Chartanon gets it, I really would like to see more of Alex with some of the other girls

>>4114001
>[ ] Mom gets to know this odd Anna girl who Cerise is always hanging out with.
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>>4113874
PASS.HER BACK AND FORTH, BREAK DIS BITCH
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>>4114001
[X] Alabaster and Rose keep predicting the future. It's weirding everyone out.
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>>4114001
>[X] Alabaster and Rose keep predicting the future. It's weirding everyone out.
And if we can pick more than one
>[X] Charlotte confronts Alabaster over his intentions with her daughter!
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Back home now. I woke up late and then had to run some errands, but I'll be writing again and finishing up some scenes. The good news is I'm off work tomorrow so I can go late.

To apologize for the lengthy wait, I think I'll do a lewd twofer. The Alex/Sable lewd, plus another that's been with me for a long time. I think it could go immediately into the hall of fame if I do it to spec. The only question is... this second lewd would involve some watersports, so is there still any interest in doing a with/without version?

[ ] I don't need no stinkin' without!
[ ] I'm a germophobic wilting lily, please give me a version without!
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>>4114885
>[x] I don't need no stinkin' without!
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>>4114885
>[x] I don't need no stinkin' without!

What an incredibly unbiased vote.
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>>4114896
I kid because I love. But if there are people who don't like that fetish, I'm happy to oblige them as before.
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>>4114885
For some reason " I'm a germophobic wilting lily, please give me a version without!" made me think of this comic, funnily enough.
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>>4114885
>[ ] I don't need no stinkin' without!
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>>4114885
>[ ] I'm a germophobic wilting lily, please give me a version without!
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>>4114885
>[x] I'm no coward
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>>4114885
>[ ] I don't need no stinkin' without!
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>>4114885
>[x] I'm a germophobic wilting lily, please give me a version without!
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>>4114885
>[X] I'm a germophobic wilting lily, please give me a version without!
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>>4114885
>>[ ] I'm a germophobic wilting lily, please give me a version without!
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>>4114885
>[ ] I don't need no stinkin' without!
Don't rightly care, but if it takes it to the next level, I'd be a fool to turn it down.
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>>4114885

>[x] I don't need no stinkin' without!
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>>4114885
>[x] I'm a germophobic wilting lily, please give me a version without
You already slapped a dick on Noelle, cut a cherry boy some slack
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>>4115091
Hey now, that was basically non-canon! And this is separate from Alex! (most likely)
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>>4115101
Yeah, the watersports is separate from the Alex lewd. But I see there's appetite for a "without" version, so I will oblige.
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>>4115104
I get what I want either way, so have fun~.
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>>4113747
Amber is cute! cute!
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>>4113788
>mara is 6'

jesus christ

OP I demand Mara lewds
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>>4115312
Elby sends his regards

https://i.imgur.com/xxPpQov.png
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>>4115431
Oh. Oh my.
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>>4115431
>https://i.imgur.com/xxPpQov.png

Excellent.

I'm editing the lewds now, so it shouldn't be long.
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How can Vivian be such an adorably autistic cinnamon bun when her parents and both her maternal and paternal grandfathers are just the worst ever to live?
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>>4115441
>lewds
>s

Oh golly gosh, this gon' be good.
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>>4115448
Because we caught her while she was young. As she got older, her sperger tendencies and coldness would definitely have manifested into borderline sociopathy.
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>>4115448
She had Renee! The best mother figure a girl could ask for.
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>>4115452
Oh yeah, good point, Renee's influence probably helped to stave it off as well.
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>>4115431
Send Elby my regards in return

>>4115441
We're waiting warmly
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>>4115452
>Renee Carte is an incestuous lesbian rapist
>Still a better mother than Mara Darkbloom
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>>4115475
You say that as if it's a bad thing!
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>>4115431
I shouldn't be swayed from the Holy MILF Trinity, but DAMN!
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>>4115501
IT'S TIME.
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>>4115501
It's time!

Reminder that it's been several trillion years since the last sable lewd. Both in universe and out
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>>4115501
Y-yeah, that was the good stuff. Wew lad.
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>>4115501
>that final exchange

I needed that
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>>4115501
oh yes, this was good. buttsluts are bestsluts.
>that cheesy joke
>mfw i dont understand
>...
>mfw i understand
wow op, just wow, that almost hertz
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>>4115538
>buttsluts are bestsluts.
Can't wait for the wedding so they can actually both become Bestsluts

Or at least they would, but we all know Alex is gonna end up taking Sable's name
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With: https://pastebin.com/kKWfKnaZ

Without: https://pastebin.com/vTN9q9sV
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>>4115501
Fucking awesome, man.
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>>4115554
>Rosemouto
Oh yes
>Dark Souls II
Oh no
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>>4115554
>Dark Souls II
Oh, Alabaster. You poor soul.
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>>4115554
>getting casualfiltered by goddamn Dragonrider
Alabaster should stick to his sisterfucker VNs.
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>>4115554
>"Are you winning, son?"
And with that, I lost it. This is brilliant.
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>>4115554
>And having been hit with this revelation of incest like a schoolgirl getting isekai'd by a semi truck, there's no going back for your dear sweet onee-sama.

Truck-Kun is a fucking menace! Will nobody stop Truck-Kun's murderous rampage?!
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>>4115501
>well, no... you... only need to check some.
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Very good. Bonus points for the much wanted cerise.
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>>4115554
>"Hazel?" You say. "That butt-ugly squirrel with a unibrow--"
Rose knows Hazel Cantor?
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>>4115586
https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Hazel_(New_Leaf)

It's just OP being cheeky.
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>>4115586
Delete this
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>>4115586
Not sure if you're joking, but Hazel is a villager in Animal Crossing.

https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Hazel_(New_Leaf)

She immediately came to my mind a villager Rose would really like. I didn't remember her name at first, and had to google "unibrow villager in animal crossing."

Wew lad. Blessed?
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>>4115592
You realize that you're the sole reason I stopped believing in coincidence, right?
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>>4115592
I swear, I can't keep up with all this Cambodian electronic paraphernalia.
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>>4115593

The subconscious remembers a lot that the conscious mind doesn't, and is always drawing associations. You just gotta open yourself up to them!
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>>4115554
That was fucking hilarious
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>>4115554
So...

Odds on Scarlett knowing exactly what Rose and Alabaster were doing on the couch?
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>>4115554
>Dark Souls II is a hard game. Really hard. Really, really hard.
Alabaster is more shitty at game than I thought
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>>4115601
To be fair, DS2 is literally artificial difficulty compared to the rest of the series.
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>>4115431
OH FUG
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>mfw OP-sama awakened my dormant water sports fetish with literally a single pastebin
Jesus, OP. Honestly, how can you do it?
Rose has been one of my favorite characters (sexually) ever since she's been introduced, but this scene really went all out with hitting all my tastes.
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>>4115613

It's only natural that Rose was born to be her big bro's toilet! I'm glad you liked it. This was a scene I'd been envisioning for a while.
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>>4115613
It's that OP Studios magic. Let it surround you. Guide you. Penetrate you.
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>>4115614
I could tell by all the jokes and how tightly-knit, that it was bouncing around your head for a while!
Really happy to be here for the End of Fuck Quest. I'm the anon that caught you voting for lewding Vivian, and that has been a while! It was a wild ride, and I am glad I trusted you to have our best interests at heart.
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>>4115601
>>4115603
Ruin Sentinels I can understand, but fucking Dragonrider? It's a 1v1 and you can knock him off the damn arena.
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>>4115623
>I'm the anon that caught you voting for lewding Vivian
But how can that be you when it was me?
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You leave Rose -- uh, wife Rose, not sister Rose -- slumbering in your bed one evening, around 1 AM, to go downstairs and grab a drink of water. Not just any water: cucumber water. It's been a recent addiction of Rose's -- uh, sister Rose, not wife Rose -- and it's rubbing off on you. You crave the stuff constantly.

You make your way groggily to the kitchen, fish through the fridge, pull the pitcher out. But as you swing the door closed, you jump in terror as a human form reveals itself. In the pale pool of light from the moon, you can barely make her out: Charlotte fucking Mallory.

"What the f--" you yelp. "Mrs. Mallory...?! How the hell did you-- why are you in my house?"

"Why am I in your house?" She repeats. "Why is my daughter in your house!"

"You can't break into my house--"

"Don't turn this around on me, you little twerp!"

You calm yourself before this can blow up, set the pitcher on the center island, and invite her to sit at one of the stools there. If Charlotte is anything like her girl, and you know she is, she won't be deterred.

You grab two glasses from the overhead cabinets. Pouring one for yourself, you offer the other to Charlotte: "cucumber water?"

"What is your intention with Rose?" She demands.

You slide her a glass of water, regardless of her refusal -- but she doesn't take a sip.

As you settle in on a stool across from her, you fold your arms and regard her for a silent moment -- thinking how best to play this. You decide honesty in the best policy. "I'm in love with her, Mrs. Mallory. When we're both 18, we're going to get married. So I guess you could say my intention is to be her husband."

Charlotte obviously doesn't like this response, but you can tell from the look on her face that she believes in your sincerity -- even if she disbelieves in the probability of the relationship being successful.

"You're children," Charlotte says. "You don't know about love."

You shake your head. How could you possibly even begin to explain?

"It's like Mom told you," you try. "Rose and I -- we're doing okay, aren't we? Good grades, scholarships lined up... we're using protection--"

Charlotte turns crimson. "Y-you-- oh my God--"

"TMI. Sorry. Well anyway, we're not exactly an episode of 16 And Pregnant here. Right? So what's the harm?"

"The harm is that she's practically a runaway!" Charlotte says. "And on top of that, she's your cousin--"

"No. You're my cousin."

"--fine, once removed. Regardless. You're closely related! It's not right."

"It's right," you tell her. "Just give it time. You'll see."

Charlotte lays a hand on yours, leans in. "I believe you. I believe you mean it. But you don't know it -- you don't! And this kind of thing is only going to end horribly. For both of you!"

You stare at the ceiling as you take a long, ruminative sip of water. What to do?

[ ] Tell her the entire truth.
[ ] Tell her your version of the truth -- sans the timeline jumping and universe resetting.
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>>4115635
>[x] Tell her your version of the truth -- sans the timeline jumping and universe resetting.
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>>4115635
>[x] Tell her the entire truth.
Fuck it, why not. She'll believe us once we start mentioning her relationship with Saul after all.

... maybe leave out the fucking her parts. For now.
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>>4115635
>sans the timeline jumping and universe resetting.
how do you even explain it without the timeline/universe stuff?

[X] Tell her the entire truth.
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>>4115635
>[X] Tell her the entire truth.
Rent-a mommy is for gentle lovemaking, and existential dread
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>>4115640
>how do you even explain it without the timeline/universe stuff?

The implication is that Alabaster would try to explain the special connection he shares with her without delving into the story of 421. Just to be clear.
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Goodnight, Anonymous-tachi~. Make good choices while I'm gone.
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>>4115635
>[ ] Tell her your version of the truth -- sans the timeline jumping and universe resetting.
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>>4115635
>[ ] Tell her the entire truth.
And get subjected to another therapy session! With a different and eerie perspective for the good doctor this time!

I could only make it for this vote, but having Sable back after all this time and Rose [Sister] getting some attention has been a blessing.
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>>4115635

>[x] Tell her the entire truth.

Either way she doesn't trust us, might as well go for broke here.
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>>4115635
>[x] Tell her your version of the truth -- sans the timeline jumping and universe resetting.
There is no universe where she's taking that full story as anything but an admission of insanity. Or at least, not with how she feels about Alabaster at the moment.
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>>4115635
>[ ] Tell her your version of the truth -- sans the timeline jumping and universe resetting.
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Gonna sleep on this and let discussion continue, since it's close! Goodnight FQ.
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Was discussing Renee's time in jail with OP, so I made myself sad by making this meme
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>>4115554
Mutual bullying is a sign of love and affection between siblings! Encourage it!
But man, Rose Soliloquy is full of surprises. I don't know if it's my favorite Rose Lewd, but it really brought some things I didn't know I wanted to the table.
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>>4115789
>vote's still open
Sheeeeit...

>>4115635
>[ ] Tell her the entire truth.
I can see how this has potential to go horribly wrong, but at the same time I really do want to read My Daughter's Boyfriend Can't Be This Much Of A Chuunibyou!

>>4115970
I just want to say, that this is precious. >>4114170 this too. Thanks for the work you put in, Chartanon.
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>>4115431
I can't believe I wish this were me.
>>4115635
>[x] Tell her the entire truth.
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>>4116017
Just happy that I can contribute to the quest
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>>4115635
>[x] Tell her your version of the truth -- sans the timeline jumping and universe resetting.

There are characters this could work with, I don't think Charlotte is there yet.
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>>4115501

Oh that was precious.
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>>4115635
>[ ] Tell her the entire truth.
Chaos vote
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Should we wake up Rose and have her corroborate out story either way? I almost feel like she should be part of this conversation.
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>>4115635
>>4115789
Oh shit, almost slept through an important vote.
>[x] Tell her your version of the truth -- sans the timeline jumping and universe resetting.
I like the idea of 421 being out in the open but I don't think telling Charlotte at this point will get us anything more than a statutory rape charge.
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>>4115635
>Tell her the entire truth

Charolette has always wanted to be our mommy.

And who knows, if Kaa-san can remember a previous iteration across a gulf of trillions of years maybe Charolette can as well. Maybe anyone can.
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>>4116171
This is a thought I'm holding onto, as well. Even if it's just some vague urge, a gut feeling, or a deja vu, I'm sure there's some little inkling that'll dawn in her.
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>>4115635
>[ x] Tell her the entire truth.
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>>4116171
>>4116201
I think you're both grossly overestimating what happened to Scarlett in 421. Not that it wouldn't be nice, but you shouldn't gamble on nice
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>>4115635
>[x] Tell her your version of the truth -- sans the timeline jumping and universe resetting.
That's not something you just drop out of nowhere
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>>4115635
>[X] Radical honesty.
We're gonna look insane for a few minutes, but it's not hard to completely, unequivocally prove ourselves. I'd be more concerned about Charlotte's psyche, but... I mean, she's gonna find out eventually. And she's a big girl; she can probably handle it better than us, if anything.
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>>4116561
I'm sure she can handle it. 421 Charlotte and Saul had no issue accepting that Scarlett had been resurrected, after all.
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>>4116561
This too. >>4116162

>>4116564
Oh, that's a good point, Anon. I think this pill might be a little bit harder to swallow, but if she was willing to accept that, I'm sure she can handle this.
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>>4116561
At this point it really feels like a non-choice, because she's clearly not going to accept the cover. Not that anyone is really buying it, but they're at least somewhat okay with it. Charlotte and Saul are very much not, and they deserve something more than "tru lub".
Plus, lying, or even trying to be evasive, to a lawyer and a mother just seems like a recipe for trouble.
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>>4115635
>[X] Tell her the entire truth.
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>>4116584
You act like "hey we've lived this reality 421 bazillion times and the closest thing to God let the two of us keep our memories this time" is going to make things peachy. If OP didn't have the kid gloves on because this is the victory lap I'd be real worried with how this will turn out.
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>>4116658
It's more than that. I get the feeling this is really straining the Mallory family in their relationships and worry about the tipping point.
A worst case scenario is that they opt to keep Alabaster and Rose separated forcibly, and then have no idea what to do when Rose starts having night terrors and panic attacks. Institutionalization follows shortly thereafter and they try to make her understand that it wasn't real.

I don't believe it would go that far, but I'd hedge my bets on Ally being seen as the slightly unhinged and/or dillusional partner being more palatable than having to watch your daughter having fits and being helpless to stop them.
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>>4116658
>>4116678
The one thing that can 100% be certainly communicated between the two is that they both want what's best for Rose. Charlotte simply doesn't realize that what Alabaster is doing for her is objectively the best thing right now because she's lacking the perspective we have - Alabaster understands fully where she's coming from, and that's only due to our incredibly extraordinary circumstances.. It simply needs to be communicated to her that that's the case, and what better way to do that than with the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? We have the most honest intentions that Alabaster has literally ever had about anything.
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>>4115554
while the whole paste was good, the cherry on top was cerise keeping her pants on at the very end. i dont know why but this is something you see very rarely
>>4115635
>[ ] Tell her the entire truth.
but as >>4115638 im going to suggest not going into too much detail about the amount of incest in one way or another we are dealing with here
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>>4115635
>[X] Tell her the entire truth.
I've got a feeling OP is about to throw us one last curveball.
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Scenario concept: A young 422 Amber asks for a BB gun for Christmas. Shenanigans ensue.
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>>4116917
>Alabaster manages to talk Rose out of buying one
>Saul buys her one anyway.
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>>4116921
>"She'll shoot her eye out!"
>"The third time's gotta be the charm, right?"
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but Charlotte has the ability to discern lies, lying would just bridge the relationship further even if with NG+ stats
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>>4116924
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>>4115635
>Tell her the entire truth.

Ive been thinking all day at work and I can't make up my mind completely one way or the other
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>>4115635
>[X] Tell her the entire truth.
What's the worst that could happen?
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>[x] Tell her the entire truth.

You meet her eyes. "What would you say -- if I told you that I'm not 18, but 24 -- and that Rose is not 16, but 22?"

"I'd call to have you committed!" Charlotte says. "What are you even talking about?"

You take another sip, and then gently drum the table a bit, mustering up the words. History might vary in the details, but you think this one should be the same. You hope it is, anyway.

"The universe comprises strange curvatures," you say, and Charlotte recoils. "Stranger than the human mind can comprehend even as we travel through them in the course of our lives. How absurd it is to plan for the future when the path ahead is not only invisible but incomprehensible! How fearful it is to travel along knowing no compass rose can ever orient us. Our existence itself becomes strange as the curves we are bound to. I could never possibly have guessed the curvatures of our lives would converge. We tried to veer them apart. No use. Now inescapably we are fellow travelers, in our little two-passenger boxcar, together. I will never fear the unforeseeable path as long as I have that."

Charlotte's face is bloodless and slackened, and she looks at you like a woman haunted. Which is great news.

"How...? How do you know about that?" Charlotte finally asks.

"You showed it to me."

"I haven't shown that letter to anyone-- he'd kill me!--"

"You showed it to me. On the night I married Rose. It was a very, very long time ago."

Charlotte shakes her head. "The night you married Rose? This is crazy... you're speaking complete nonsense."

"How else could I know about a letter that only you and your husband have ever read?" You take a sip. "It's a really nice letter, by the way. Saul has quite a way with words... then again, I guess you bring it out in him. He's a lucky man."
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>>4117051
This is already better than the 'no means yes, yes means anal' joke I was planning on. Saul is a fucking ace.
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>>4117051
Ohhhhh
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>>4117051
Holy fuck, Saul.
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"What are you trying to tell me?"

"I'm telling you that Rose and I -- are, in layman's terms, reincarnated. We remember a prior life in a world very much like this one. At least through about the year 2020. In that world, we were married... and you, Mrs. Mallory, were like a second a mother to me. I called you Mom. You wanted me to."

"Ridiculous," she mutters. "This is insane."

You take a notepad and a pen from a junk drawer nearby, and begin to write.

"I ought to have you sent to a psych ward," Mrs. Mallory is saying. "Listen to yourself. You aren't well--"

"If you don't believe me--"

"You're psychotic!--"

"--If you don't believe me," you repeat, much louder, and firmer. "Then try this." You slide the paper across the countertop towards her. She takes it and reads it. "In about a week, you'll be invited to attend a gala for the local humane society, since you're such a big booster. It hasn't been announced publicly yet, but it'll take place on that date, at that address. And while you're there, the keynote speaker, Malcolm Turnwater, will get sick during his remarks. Some bad vegetarian pizza from the buffet. He'll throw up right there at the lectern." Charlotte begins to say something, but you cut off her obvious question: "I know because I was there. I went with you last time this happened, since Saul was out of town on business."

"Do you really understand what you're saying?" Charlotte asks. "--What you're asking me to believe?"

"What I've just told you isn't even the half of it. The really crazy stuff is yet to come. But don't take my word for it. Go to that gala, on that date. See for yourself. All I'm asking is for you to withhold judgement until then."

---

A few minutes later, Charlotte and Rose are conferring over the darkened kitchen's center island while you chug another glass of cucumber water by the fridge. Rose echoes everything you've said. She's sore at you for not getting her involved before you blabbed. But she does back you up.

The longer Charlotte has to mull the concept of lovers reincarnated, the more violently she rejects it. She begs Rose to tell her that she's joking -- that it's all a farce, or a trick, or a flight of fancy. She accuses you both of being on drugs. But you -- you and Rose -- stand firm, and hang your hats on the promise of that gala.

You prophecy a few other upcoming events, too, just in case. You're pretty sure these things should happen as foretold... if they don't, you're fucked. You'll be sent to the nuthouse for sure.

Rose, as a little bit of collateral, goes back to stay in the Mallory home full-time until your predictions come to pass. In exchange for that, Charlotte agrees to keep this all a secret, pending the outcome.

That Thursday -- Rose tells you at school, that Charlotte has received an invitation in the mail for a gala hosted by the Gilroy Humane Society. And that Charlotte just about fainted when she opened the letter.

She wants you to go with her.
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>>4117051
>>4117073
Well, the ride begins anew
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>>4117073
Sorry, Charlotte. It's for Rose's sake more than anything.
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>>4117051
>>4117073
GOOD
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>>4117073
That went marginally better than expected. But what an excellent segue into Alabaster and Rose predicting the future, weirding everyone out.
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>>4117073
Man, I would not have expected Charlotte to be the person we confide in first.
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>>4117086
It makes sense in a way, her and saul are very much used to keeping secrets. Its better than Rose or Ally waking everyone up with their screaming night terrors.
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>>4117086
Chalk it up to pragmatism. Why do two separate writeups when you can roll them together?
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>>4117092
This is also a possible first step in h e a l i n g.

They don't have to share the full burden of their reality alone any more.
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>>4117086
She was pretty high on my list, if only out of necessity. I didn't like the strain the relationship was placing on the Mallory dynamic. And, I would argue, she was regularly in Alabaster's top three biggest supporters throughout 421.
Not having Charlotte in his corner felt very noticeable.
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Genie's out of the bottle now. Guess we'll see where this ends up.
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"Saul's gonna be mad," you tell Charlotte as you step out of the Uber, to meet her on the curb outside the little conference hall, and take her gloved hand. You never enjoyed these white tie affairs, but you've had plenty of practice to get used to them. Charlotte's sequined cocktail dress is easy on the eyes, anyway. And her hand, even through the glove, is warm to hold.

"Mad about what?" Charlotte asks. "His wife going on a date with the boy who stole his daughter?"

"Is this a date?"

"I'm speaking strictly of how he might characterize it."

"He might be mad about that," you say. "I'm thinking about something else, though."

"Oh?"

"He'll definitely be mad about the fact that Rosencrantz v. Gilroy Public Schools isn't going to get picked up by Scootus -- um -- SCOTUS -- this term. It's going to die in the 9th Circuit. For want of a substantial constitutional question."

"So you say," Charlotte says, rolling her eyes.

"So I know. But I hope he has fun in San Fransisco this weekend."

"Oh, I'm sure he will," Charlotte tells you. "As for you -- enough playing Miss Cleo for one night. I don't want to hear anymore fortune tellings. Understood?"

"Yes ma'am," you say with mock deference.
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>>4117213
These two are so cheeky together. Feels like 421-2 Scarlett all over again. I like this.
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>>4117213
Oh shit, we never got to go on a proper 1-on-1 date with Charlotte did we?

Circumstances aren't ideal, but I hope this is a nice time
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You sit in the gently lit hall at a small round table near the room's periphery, admiring, as you did last time, the charcoal grey and cream striped wallpaper more than you admire the interminable presenters and their interminable presentations. Charlotte sits with you. An elderly couple occupy the table's other two chairs. Charlotte knows the couple, the husband an accountant for one of her firm's clients (or something). She introduces you to them: "This is Alabaster. He's my -- daughter's boyfriend. He's... erm, an animal lover. So I thought I'd take him along."

You shake their hands and ignore their plaudits for being such a socially conscious young man. Here it comes: the servers are carrying out trays of food to line the buffet table at the back. You watch, clutching and unclutching the linen napkin in your hands. It's hard not to be nervous. Charlotte is intently focused too, and equally in a tizzy. The trays get lined neatly up, and then the chrome tops come off, and the servers arrange the little placards at each serving station. Build your own salad, whitefish in cream sauce, vegan tofu quiche. And vegetarian pizza. The codger hosting the night's event is first in line: Malcolm Turnwater grabs three slices of the pizza and dumps them on his plate, commenting to his wife that he simply cannot resist.

Charlotte looks like she's going to be ill before Malcolm is.

"Want anything?" You ask her, standing. You feel a renwed confidence and energy. "Quiche? Salad? ... Pizza?"

"I'm not hungry," Charlotte tells you.

You are, though. You eat the whitefish, and some Caesar salad, and enjoy the fireworks. Malcolm's remarks begin with a little slideshow of recently adopted pets out of their no-kill shelter -- "this is what we do it for!" He says enthusiastically, fighting back some indigestion. Among the adoptees is an animal you recognize. A rottweiler with distinctive markings on his fur, male. Underneath the photo, in comic sans, the footer says, "Found his forever home with: Kay." You smile to yourself.

He grows greener as the speech progresses. Charlotte is on tenterhooks -- the only person actually absorbed in this little self-congratulatory speech. Then it happens. Malcolm is barely through thanking all the donors for their generosity before he projectile vomits all over his own wife sitting beside, and faints.

Amid the rush and shock and gasping guests and people calling for a medic, Charlotte grabs your hand, and whisks you away -- straight out of the hall, into the calm night, and down the sidewalk at a full-bore jog. She kicks off her heels and tosses her handbag. You have no idea what's going through her mind as you run with her, but you run with her, holding her hand. And finally near a public park about a block down the street she's out of breath, and stops, clutching her knees, gulping down air.

"How did you get reincarnated?"

You begin to explain.
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Charlotte deserves a nice date, and a nice gentle night in the rumpus room
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>>4117224
>"Found his forever home with: Kay."
YES
YES
YES
YES
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>>4117224
>Lady
The heckin' good pupperino is back. Also Charlotte is taking this well.
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>>4117224
>Lady's back
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>>4117224
Kay continues her avid interest in ladies with dicks.
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>>4117213
>"He'll definitely be mad about the fact that Rosencrantz v. Gilroy Public Schools isn't going to get picked up by Scootus -- um -- SCOTUS -- this term."
Ha
>>4117224
>"Found his forever home with: Kay."
Doggy smile: restored
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>>4117224
>"Found his forever home with: Kay."

Oh golly gosh
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>>4117224
>"Found his forever home with: Kay."
I D E A L R E A L I T Y
D
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Just because
>A block down the street
>out of breath... clutching her knees, gulping down air
Rose is her mother's daughter
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That's it for the evening.

Tomorrow, a little more, some other interstitial material before the next big event, and possibly a lewd.

I'll let you vote on the next lewd. Among the choices is one that I committed to writing to after taking a gamble with chartanon's prompt bot.

[ ] Family Movie Night Mk. 2
[ ] As decreed by chartanon's bot -- Characters: Alex & Cerise, Tags: orgasm denial, urination, shimapan
[ ] Kay and Noelle, minus penis
[ ] Sable discovers sapphism
[ ] Rose and Alabaster decided to combine Mom's sweets with Vivian's aphrodisiacs. Has science gone too far?
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>>4117254
>[x] As decreed by chartanon's bot -- Characters: Alex & Cerise, Tags: orgasm denial, urination, shimapan
I gotta back it. My bot has given us some absolutely cursed prompts, but this is not one of them.
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>>4117254
Rose and Alabaster decided to combine Mom's sweets with Vivian's aphrodisiacs. Has science gone too far?
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>>4117254
>[ ] Rose and Alabaster decided to combine Mom's sweets with Vivian's aphrodisiacs. Has science gone too far?
THIS I NEED IT THIS PLEASE

DOMMY MOMMY CERISE AMBER NEVER SO PLEASE THIS
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>>4117254
I would gladly vote for the bot in most cases, having witnessed the roll, but you put it up against

>[x] Rose and Alabaster decided to combine Mom's sweets with Vivian's aphrodisiacs. Has science gone too far?

AN OPIATE FOR THE MASSES
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>>4117254
>[ ] Rose and Alabaster decided to combine Mom's sweets with Vivian's aphrodisiacs. Has science gone too far?
rolling for mode.
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>>4117254
>[x] Family Movie Night Mk. 2
If Scarlett is being involved in debauchery.

If not
[x] Rose and Alabaster decided to combine Mom's sweets with Vivian's aphrodisiacs. Has science gone too far?
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>>4117254
>[x] Family Movie Night Mk. 2
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>>4117254
>Family Movie Night Mk2

I hope Gal is invited!
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>>4117271

Gal is invited.
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>>4117254
[X] Family Movie Night Mk. 2
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>>4117254
>[x] Family Movie Night Mk. 2

Tfw no Kay and Noelle, plus Alabaster's penis.
>>4117272
Doubling down
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>>4117272
F-fuck, don't make me waver at this crucial juncture.
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>>4117272
Oh fuck

Well considering nobody's jumping on board with the prompt just yet, gonna change >>4117257 to
>[X] Family Movie Night Mk. 2
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>>4117272
This is the most difficult choice I have ever faced.
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Guys, what if
WHAT IF

We invite everyone over for family movie night
And serve them those chocolates.
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>>4117284
Now this is a big brain play
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>>4117284
Fool, you'll destroy the timeline!
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>>4117284
I'm not sure which combination makes for more horny. The cocaine chocolate or this post.
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>>4117286
I'M WILLING TO TAKE THIS RISK FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE
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>>4117254
>[X] Family Movie Night Mk. 2
Only for more GalxCerise
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>>4117254
>[ ] Rose and Alabaster decided to combine Mom's sweets with Vivian's aphrodisiacs. Has science gone too far?
Doing science without the science bitches? What's the worst that could happen?
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>>4117284
This might be it
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>>4117254
>[ ] As decreed by chartanon's bot -- Characters: Alex & Cerise, Tags: orgasm denial, urination, shimapan

The bot commands, we but obey.
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>>4117254
>[X] Family Movie Night Mk. 2
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>>4117284
I can say that if we roll with the science experiment, Rose and Alabaster will not be the only subjects.
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>>4117314
Well fudge. Will it still be in the lewd rotation after this?
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>>4117314
As expected of any decent science experiment.
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Elby's here to deliver you all a healthy dose of floof! Such a classic scene

https://i.imgur.com/5qxpphV.png
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>>4117335
>[x] Paint her green

This is amazing.
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>>4117335
OH MY GOD
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>>4117335
God I love Whitney.
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>>4117335
0% safe

100% diamonds
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>>4117335
Also here's Whitney finally being painted green, ft. Elby's OC
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>>4117455
Delicious.
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>>4117284
This anon is thinking ahead
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>>4117254
>[ ] Family Movie Night Mk. 2
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>>4117284
Just to clarify; aphrodisiac chocolates, not Rose's menstrual chocolates right?
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>>4117542
Yes, horny drugs + mommy chocolate
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Gonna post a few charts. Feel free to suggest your own.
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>>4117598
>>4117600
>>4117601
>>4117602
Best boy
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>>4117595
Some that come to mind

>Enjoyment of committing rape vs enjoyment of being raped

>Skill at video/board games vs how invested/salty they get

>Preference of men vs women, and preference of older vs younger romantic partners
(Obviously none of the haremites are exclusively homo/heterosexual or exclusively like older/younger partners, but there might still be some interesting insights into whether they tend to enjoy one more than the other)

Also, I just noticed that Smatters is absent from all of those charts except the ass one.
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>>4117602
I know it's just the token used but i find it amusing how Sable always looks miffed at her placement on these charts no matter where it is
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>>4117692
To quote OP, "Sable's portrait here is an example of her attempt at poker face"
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>>4117335
Wow. I think something just broke inside me.
This is really good. It really captures her, eagerness.
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Has Whitney had a bodypainting scene?
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>>4117818
Nope. Must be rectified.
In fact, the only bodywriting we've done has been on Kay during her slut walk.
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>>4117595
>Feel free to suggest your own.

^Stonks
vBroke
<Casually burns money
>Gotta be thrifty
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>>4115554
Tell me for real, was I the only one who panicked thinking Dad's Malaysia flight might have been 370?
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>>4118025
Lucky for us, that happened way earlier. Two days before the original Season 1 airing, eerily enough.
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>>4118139
I guess.
It was close enough to make me check.
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>>4117595
Also since Corona-chan fucked up my familys travel plans this year

X - Stick to the Plan / Just Wing It
Y - Tourist Traps / Off the Beaten Path
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>>4117595
In honor of the next major section of thier loves, lets do work!

Driven/Lazy
ONE JOB/Part Octopus
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Hmm...
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>>4117602
^ The Simpsons
v Family Guy
< Old
> New
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>>4118439
Is there an issue, Anonymous-dono?
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>>4118498
What she waving at?
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>>4118595
You!
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Kaa-san is best girl!
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>>4118693
A bold choice. But she has yet to compete with true superiority!
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>>4118750
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>>4118693
Don't tell me that whoever designed Rinko Iori did not know what they were doing or what they were unleashing upon the world
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I don't know if any will come up, but make good choices tonight, lads.
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>>4118815
Well, on the bright side, we're not helping Cerise cover up a murder when we get back from Quiz Bowl. Spilling our beans to Charlotte obviously comes with its own complications, but I'm sure she'll understand our relationship with Rose far better at this point.

What's next? Prom?
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>>4118815
No
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>>4118817
>>4118818
All I mean to say is that if I wake up and Whitney's got an impromptu tracheotomy again, I'm going to be in a foul mood.

As an aside, I've been thinking about this since last night:
>>4117051
>How fearful it is to travel along knowing no compass rose can ever orient us.
Was this implication intentional?
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>>4118845
I don't think there's any fear of that, Anonymous-dono. The 422 is nothing but blessings~.

I mean, sure, it won't be perfect - nothing can be, and the OP is doing her best - but it won't be 421 bad.
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>>4118845
Just some light choking, I promise.
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>>4118845
>How fearful it is to travel along knowing no compass rose can ever orient us.
>Was this implication intentional?

Well yes, it's a deliberate allusion to Rose's name. And in the context it carries a lot of implications, for all the characters involved.

You all surprised me by rolling with the Tell Charlotte option, so I thought I'd go full ham (via Saul, so I can blame the bathos on him)

Just got back. Gonna write some more now.
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Who's the cast member most likely to get through Doom 2016's Ultra Nightmare difficulty?
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>>4119022
Probably Anna and Rose.
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>Alabaster has to wait an extra six years for Girls und Panzer das Finale episode 2

Poor guy.
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>>4119032
At least subs get released in 422.
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After school one day, you're in the StuCo room, stonily standing at the window, staring down at the quad below. You watch the students leaving for the day -- all of them oblivious to what's happening... you sort of envy them.

"This is the hardest decision... we'll ever have to make here," Rose says, voice choked.

"I know," you tell her, not looking back.

"Nothing is ever going to be the same after this... do you think they'll forgive us?"

"Why would they be mad at us?" You ask. But you feel like you know the answer already. Of course they'll be mad. How could they not be? Cerise, most of all...

You clear your throat, turn around. "Well. I guess it's best to rip the bandaid off now. We have to tell them one way or another. So let's get it over with."

Rose shakes her head. "They're going to blame me. I know they will."

"I'll take the blame," you tell her, going to her, and hugging her. "It's my fault anyway."

"No it isn't... no, it isn't..."

The truth is that the blame lies on neither of you. You just hope the others will understand. They have to, right? They have to understand why you made the decisions you did. Still, you can't believe it came to this.

Fartin' Franklin reported the anime club for showing pirated material at meetings, and now the school administration is pressuring you to disband the club entirely. Even if you refuse, you'll just get booted from the council, and anime club will be disbanded regardless. It's a no-win situation.
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>>4119220
FUCKING FRANKLIN
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>>4119220
Oh god
It's back
The TCAC is back.

FUCK YOU FRANKLIN
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>>4119220
turkish appreciation here we come
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As expected, Cerise is apoplectic when you and Rose go to tell her. "That egg sandwich smelling little freak!" She shrieks. She grabs a stapler from the teacher's desk and savagely hurls it across the clubroom. Rose, who was in its flight vector, barely dodges it -- scoring some graze points, there.

"Could you please not assault me--" Rose begins.

"I'll show you some fucking assault!" Cerise says. She grabs her own head with both hands and scratches her scalp like she's been doused in itching powder. "AAAAGGH. Franklin! Fuckin' Franklin!" She stomps, balls her fists. "This is all because Anna told him that he's got bad taste in anime, isn't it? Isn't it!"

"Did she really say that?" You ask.

"yes" Anna says.

You startle, shirking away from her. As if from nothing, she's appeared at your side. "Jesus. Don't sneak up on me."

She sticks her tongue out at you -- just ever so slightly -- just the very tip.

"I'm impressed," Rose tells her. "You stood up to that shitlord, huh?"

"He's not a shitlord," you tell her. "Let's be precise. He's a fartlord."

Rose ignores you. "Assertiveness is the key to success!" She tells Anna.

Cerise throws another stapler at her.

"Will you stop?" Rose says, after successfully clearing this unexpected QTE for a second time.

"This is all your fault!" Cerise tells her. (There it is.) "This has your stink all over it."

"Are you sure that's not Franklin?" You say. You sniff at the air. "Man, does he have a way of making his presence felt after he leaves a room."

"Don't defend her just because she sucks your dick!" Cerise says. She points at Rose. "You don't want anime club operating at North High anymore. Because it's objectifying towards women or some shit. Don't lie."

"Well--" Rose begins.

"some women like being objectified you know" Anna offers.

Cerise who was ready to toss a third stapler, instead freezes. She gives Anna a look tinged with surprise, curiosity, and barely-constrained lust. Ultimately, though, the horribleness of the moment wins out over her mounting horny level. Groping for the rolling chair at the teacher's desk, she pulls it towards her and sits as if she'll faint otherwise. She props her elbows on the desktop, cradles her head in her hands. "I'm such a pathetic fucking loser," she mutters.

You frown. "Are you day-drunk?" You ask her. She always gets depressed when she is.

"Fuck you." She sniffles back tears. And doesn't fight your soothing palm on her back. "Look at me. Sad because a high school anime club got banned. I'm not even in high school anymore. What the hell is wrong with me? If these fucking faggots want to kick me out of their precious club so bad, that they'll destroy it to keep me out... all because I tried to show them some culture? Then whatever. I don't care anymore. Let anime club die."

"i care" Anna tells her.

That alone seems to give Cerise some solace.
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>>4119257
I love Anna!
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>>4119257
>"some women like being objectified you know" Anna offers.
>Cerise who was ready to toss a third stapler, instead freezes. She gives Anna a look tinged with surprise, curiosity, and barely-constrained lust.
I love them
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Rose sighs sadly.

Rose, on the other hand, is peppy:

"Aaaactually -- maybe we can save this thing!"

You jump in fright, as she draws alongside you. "Do you guys live in this clubroom or something?"

"Just because anime club died, doesn't mean we can't start a new one!" Rose says, holding up an index finger. "Cultural clubs are all the rage. How about one of those?"

Cerise looks at her younger sister through rheumy eyes. The pieces are coming into place inside her mind. "A cultural club?... yeah... a Japanese cultural club! Rebranding!"

Rose nods.

"You're a genius!" Cerise says, without a hint of irony. Rose beams like the sun.

"Now hold on a moment," Rose says -- the one who's (marginally) closer to being a genius. "North High has a Japanese cultural appreciation club already. And as far as I know, everyone in it despises you people."

"most people despise us" Anna says.

"For good reason," Cerise says.

"Can't blame 'em!" sister-Rose says.

Cerise sighs and lets the backs of her palms fall flat to the desk. "...Fuck. Well there goes that idea, then."

"So anime club is doomed after all?" Rose asks, toying with one of her pink bangs. "Mou~ ... and I thought I was a genius for a sec..."

"Maybe you are," you say, thinking aloud. (If Rose beamed like the sun when Cerise called her a genius, now she's Sirius A.) "Why does it have to be a club focused on Japan? You guys could be a Mongolian cultural club, or a Thai cultural club, or a Laotian cultural club, or--"

"Turkey?" The yellow Rose asks.

"...Turkey," you say. "And I just so happen to know a young Turk who'd be happy to help."

Rose the Lesser claps excitedly, and Rose the Fatter smiles.

But Cerise and Anna aren't sold:

"i don't want to turn into a turkey club" Anna says -- giving you unhappy flashbacks to /gg/'s resident shitposter who fantasized about Galatea magically transforming him into a sandwich.

"If we become a club dedicated to the nation of Turkey," Cerise says, interrupting herself to add: "Fucking Turkey? Really? ... Then how does that leave space for anime?"

"All you have to do is make token appearances at the winter and spring cultural festival," you tell her. "What you guys actually do during club time is up to you."

"But get a few Turkish-to-English dictionaries," Rose adds. "You'll need them. All cultural appreciation clubs are required to do language practice, too."

"We actually have to learn Turkish?" Cerise says, plainly frustrated.

"That's not too bad! I've always wanted to know a foreign language!" Rose says. She starts hopping up and down, clapping even harder. "Sugoi!"

"Inanılmaz," you correct.

"Bless you!" She replies.

---

A few hours later, you come in clutch for the newly Christened Turkish Cultural Appreciation Club. You've secured a huge endowment: Vivian agreed to purchase brand-new translation dictionaries for the entire club, out of her own deep pockets.

You'll never tell anyone the awful toll she took in exchange for her charity.
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>>4119294
>giving you unhappy flashbacks to /gg/'s resident shitposter who fantasized about Galatea magically transforming him into a sandwich.

Fucking lol, did every girl's board have one resident transformation fetishist?

Boy, you really aren't making things easy on yourself by including both Roses in a single scene, are you?
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>>4119294
>"i don't want to turn into a turkey club" Anna says -- giving you unhappy flashbacks to /gg/'s resident shitposter who fantasized about Galatea magically transforming him into a sandwich.

O-oh. Oh my.

>You'll never tell anyone the awful toll she took in exchange for her charity.
But now I HAVE to know.
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>>4119306
>Boy, you really aren't making things easy on yourself by including both Roses in a single scene, are you?

I made it hard on myself by creating two main characters with the same name, but gave myself a crutch by having everyone use Rose2 or Rosie for the pink one. Now in 422 I've deliberately upped the difficulty!

That's gonna be all for tonight, unfortunately. Just a little vignette to tide you all over. Sorry for not coming through on more.

Still have some more ground to cover before we get to prom.
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>>4119306
I, for one, want to be Vivian's boots. /vdg/ ww@?

>>4119314
>prom
Hype.
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>>4119314
>prom

I'm so ready.
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>>4119314
>prom
Whitney in a dress!
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>>4119306
Rose the (lesser/fatter) is just another example of OP's milieu of ways to circumvent this "problem."

>>4119294
Heartwarming that my two favorite lesbians each have their own brand of highly-specific-but-equally-degenerate transformation fetishist.
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>>4118855
>anime club dead
I never should have trusted you.
>>4118864
Tomboy headlocks are a gift from the universe! You will never be closer to her heart than when she's trying to wrestle you into submission!

I am very much not excited about prom. I never asked the question of why Alabaster didn't take Whitney, and I never considered the joy of seeing her walk around in arm awkward outfit, loving and hating every moment of being stared at. I'm about to explode desu senpai
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>>4119609
>I never should have trusted you
TCAC is better anyway. Her şey düzelecek!
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>>4118960
There's a lot to dig into with that snippit, for sure. Was the decision to name Rose mutual, or an executive decision to delight Charlotte?

Honestly she was in my top three of who to tell first, behind Scarlett and in front of Rose/Whitney. She seemed to come across as romantic enough to be enchanted by the idea of the reuniting of lovers, despite her outward reluctance.
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*at the prom, the tune of Dancing Queen plays*
"YOU CAN DANCE, YOU CAN DANCE, EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR PANTS"
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>>4119609
>I never asked the question of why Alabaster didn't take Whitney

I didn’t cry right away when Whitney died. But following it with the flashback about how bad it hurt for Whitney when Alabaster snubbed her for prom made me cry like a bitch. Alabaster has never deserved such a wonderful girl.
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>>4120307
Oh. Oh my. Oh myyy.
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>>4120290
Sorry, I totally did all of those things. Prom with Whitney was like a hail mary for me.

>I didn’t cry right away when Whitney died.
I was a mess, it brought up a lot of things I'd been ignoring. But somehow the snub scene made it not so bad. He realized that he had hurt Whitney and turned the entire conversation to be about her, even when it revolved around him.
It felt like a moment where Alabaster passed the stage of 'getting dangerously close' and actually learned something about love and friendship.

>>4120307
Danger, Danger! I really want to touch the rougher lines of Stasi's body.
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>>4120307
It's so GOOD
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>>4120307
I'd be curious to find out how Reailty iteration 422 has treated Stasi.

Is she a Russian Merc, doing Russian Merc things in Syria?

Has she become a drug Lord in some South East Asian hell hole?

Has she become a Russian Babushska, surrounded by her loving family?

Is she lying in an unmarked grave in Afghanistan?
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>>4120307
Well, now I want to run into Stai as she works as a bodyguard or security guard for Darkbloom. Maybe have Darkbloom assign her to Vivan after he finds out about /Vg/
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>>4120659
The funniest thing happened in 422, America went into World Wars immediately and helped the Entente and Allies steamroll which didn't bankrupt them and cause them to decolonize, which also lead to America not policing the world in those parts, instead setting up equitable trade between the allied powers. And also nukes don't exist and for the most part the Earth is peaceful.
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>>4120680
And Turkey is a Superpower.
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>>4120307
Hey, OP. David REALLY needs to find Stasi's number. The ancestral echoes of Alabaster's magic jizz from season one will do the rest.
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>>4120307
Is there a full version
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>>4120307
D I A M O N D S
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>>4120307
Okay, hear me out here

a threesome with Stasi, Mara, and either a very lucky or very unlucky Ally
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Now I'm imagining "aunt" Stais showing up when she hears about Vivian falling into a debauched lifestyle, Stais and Renee butting heads over brains vs brawn. All this while Ally slowly corrupts Stais into accepting the D
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>>4120966
I somehow doubt this very much. Surely Darkbloom would try to sever his mob ties ASAP as soon as Mara was buried. Possibly even before once the writing was on the wall.
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>>4120972
True but this is 422, we don't know if Stais even exists. Maybe she never got involved with the mob after her time in the army she just went Private Military
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What would Rose Mallory be like as part of the PTA?

You know, for when she evolves from plump teen to THICC milf??
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>>4121008
>Rose as a member of the PTA
>when fucking Amber is attending school

I think it's best that neither of them get involved at that point.
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Nothing tonight, but I took a few minutes to make a shitpost for you all.
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Good enough for me
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>>4121079
I'll take it.
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>>4121079
Perfect
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>>4121079

Heh. We have /fq/ memes now.
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>>4121092
>now
/fq/ memes were always the best memes.
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>>4121079
>walking away from Stasi
Cowardly lolicon
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sorry for omitting Smatters from some of these.
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>>4121272
>Renee

lmao
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>>4121272
Oh this is great.
I want Anna to kick my ass in Smash Bros.! I really really want her to!
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One last before bed.
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>>4121342
Damn, I'm surprised at how many hard workers we have

Unless it's just the bottom four skewing the data
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>>4121272
How is Sable both a saltmine and a "If I win, I win. If I lose, I lose, I lose." kind of gal? Does it depend on the game?
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>>4121398
She's incredibly bipolar
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>>4121342
Shy is Alex literally the fucking best ALL THE TIME. He's actually PERFECT personality wise.
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>>4121580
Prone to breakage. Small parts, choking hazard. Keep out of reach of children under 3.
>>4121087
Oh yeah, great aim.
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The date's rolled over here in Aus, so I've finally achieved the coveted status of Christmas Cake! Glad to be able to spend my birthday with you, /fq/
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>>4121666
Cheers lad. I don't miss working your hours but you're a fun bunch for sure.
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>>4121342
Hey, OP? Is 422 Galatea still a gifted mimic like her 421 counterpart? (Though perhaps not as preternaturally gifted due to never having an implant.)
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>>4121666
Happy Birthday~!
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>>4120307
I seriously want OP studios to write a Stasi lewd now.
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>>4117595
>>4117598
>>4117600
>>4117601
>>4117602
>>4121272
>>4121342

How is Alex so based? God he's so Best boy.
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>>4121744
Literally the only thing I'd complain about Alex so far is he hasn't got a big butt, whether muscle or marbled. Either way, good shit.
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We're approaching the peak, lads.
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>>4121272
I almost didn't see Renee up there
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Work is close to killing me, guys. I hate to use that as an excuse but I'm really having a tough time keeping up these weekday runs. Gonna focus on writing some tonight and having it up for Friday, and having a good run Friday/Saturday/Sunday.

In the meantime, any other 2-axis graphs you'd like to see? Categories added THE CHART?

Questions to lob my way?

>>4121706
She is! Gal could be an excellent voice actress if she applied herself.
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>>4122995
Wow OP, I can't believe you're not jeopardizing your source of income so you can keep giving us free smut. How selfish.

Seriously though, just take it easy! I don't think anyone here is blaming you for having to prioritise work.

I definitely had some questions for you, but as is usually the case I've forgotten what they were going to be.
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>>4117595
>FQ dangerous

How do the girls/boys handle things when shit gets real?

Risk averse/axe crazy
Surgical/collateral ahoy!

Some are obvious like kay being a suicide guided missile.
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>>4122995
We don't take it as an excuse, OP-sama, we know that real life is more important. You are performing admirably, continue doing your best!

>2-axis graphs
Swimming ability vs how long they can hold their breath!
Cleanliness vs Godliness!

>Categories added to THE CHART
Dream Vacation Destination!
Name of favorite sex toy!
Favorite archaic weapon!
Most common shower thought!
Favorite philosopher!

>Questions to lob my way?
Are you aware that our nickname of "Cerisebloom" quite literally can be interpreted as "cherry blossom"? This was on my mind during a walk this evening!
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Number 1 Idol / Makes your ears bleed
Sings in front of a crowd / sings in the shower
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>>4123016
>Renee will never make your ears bleed in the shower
It's an abstract kind of feel.
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>>4123010
>Are you aware that our nickname of "Cerisebloom" quite literally can be interpreted as "cherry blossom"? This was on my mind during a walk this evening!

I never thought of that, but I dig it. Did you ever think about how even before we did omorashi and non-con fellatio with David Darkbloom, we did orgasm denial with him in season 1?
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>>4123039
>omorashi
I wasn't aware of that term until now, and now I'm going to associate it with Darkbloom forever.
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>>4123039
... I... can't think of when that may have happened. With a great amount of apprehension, I would ask that you elaborate.
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>>4123051
You lean in to glance at Cerise's monitor. The window is divided into a pane for the cam feed -- which is now a black screen that says "OFF AIR" -- and a pane for the chat feed. You read some lines from the chat:

>Benderman1840: oh yeaaah baby fuck that furby up
>iodine__: use the soldering iron
>tom_servo: thats so hot i wish i had a wife like you
>janis12: i love the way you bite your lip when your concentrating
>purple_people_eater: huh? what just happened?
>Benderman1840: whered she go?
>kylereese: interrupted??
>DavidDB: Looks like someone walked in on her. How disappointing. I was approaching climax.
>pupacious: Probably her faggot brother -_-
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>>4123053
Ohhh right, of course. How could I forget.
Was pupacious Stackleford?
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>>4122995
The chart

Comfort object
Favorite tea/coffee
Max. Anal circ.
D&D class
Retro game

Axis
>family edition
Happy childhood/hello CPS?
Stable/Unstable

Broodmother/secret birth control
Strict parent/Anything goes

Alex can compete in spirit! Just because its physically difficult doesnt mean he doesnt WANT Ally to impregnate him!
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>>4123057
Naw, Stacks is too dim to appreciate such a cultured fetish as circuit bending.
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>>4123053
>DavidDB: Looks like someone walked in on her. How disappointing. I was approaching climax.
Would you believe me if I told you I was going to make that my chaturbate account name to stack memes on top of memes only to find out it was already taken?
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Some discussion with chart on twitter inspired another shitpost. Sorry.

https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy/status/1235806253026291712
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>>4123127
Fucking good
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>>4123127
Adulthood is realizing that OP was truly the biggest shitposter in /fq/ all along.
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>>4123039

I was thinking about that exact scene from season 1 the other day, and the keen eyed reader who caught the details.
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>>4122995
>Axis

>Drives Miss Daisy<-----> Drives like they stole it.
>Can't change a tire<----->Builds engines for fun.

>Rules Lawyer<----->Lore Nerd
>Murderhobo<------>Diplomancer

>Questions
What's the relationship between Saul and Scarlett like? Was Saul weirded out by his wife's aunt acting more like her sister?

Seeing as Scarlett is married to a pilot, has she joined the mile high club?
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>>4122995
Weekend updates are the best! Weekday content feels like a pleasant bonus.
Questions, questions... I'm on a Darkbloom family kick this morning:
Has Whitney found a dress/suit for prom yet?

On a scale of 1 to 5, between from a distance to aggressively making up for lost time (awkwardly), how much does David actually want to be involved in Whitney's life?

Is Vivian going to help her sister with prom dress shopping? Will she ultimately be disappointed in the decision!?

Despite her lackluster showing in Nerd Bowl 422.1, is Whitney still the smartest girl in the universe? Or should we consider her committed to the Quizzard class?

Does Vivian visit the Cartes for movie night? Do she and Renee weird out Whitney with their brilliant cinematic banter?
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>>4123421
>Has Whitney found a dress/suit for prom yet?
Body Paint.
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>>4123571
I want to slow dance with a body painted Whitney as much as anyone else, but there is a time and a place!
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>>4115554
Is this the first lewd ever where Ally wears a condom?
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>>4123889
Yes! Notably, Alabaster didn't even know how to wear a condom throughout 421.
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>>4123896
It was sexy. I didn’t think I would ever clamor for more safe sex but I want to see Pink Rose’s condom belt! I really want to! She can wear it as evidence of how good she does at being his onahole.

Or, a scene where Cerise insists on safe sex with Rose again but really she just wants to take the condom from Ally whenever he’s done and use it for her own sick ends!

So many opportunities!
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>>4123919
We're both the same, you and I.
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>>4123919
>Pink Roser
>Protection
I don't understand. Ally is the only thing Rose needs to keep her safe!
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If I remember correctly Renee in the past iterations had a prominent gag reflex. Yet in 422 she claims to not have one. Is that part of the optimizing parameter making 422 the ultimate reboot?
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>>4124054
...423 sounding pretty good right now. Imperfections are part of who they are.
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Hey OP, any decisions regarding the next quest yet? I originally voted for Christmas Cake Assassin, but this coronavirus hysteria has been hilarious to keep track of and now I'm even more curious than before to see how you'd handle the proposed pandemic presented in your pitch for Memento Vivere in light of things. Your dark mirror of the CURRENT YEAR was already pretty effective in FQ after all.
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Saul unlocks and opens the cabinet in his garage. "Take your pick," he tells you.

You immediately reach for the Colt 1911. It's a model you carried with you for months in Alaska. You became used to the way it handles. Easily concealed, but more than capable of killing -- and you've gotten pretty good at aiming it, too.

"Pussy," Saul says.

"--Excuse me?"

"You heard me." He takes a shotgun off the rack on the other side of the cabinet, and checks the breech, mostly to call your attention to his choice's signature feature: its three barrels. "Now this is a personal defense weapon. Chiappa triple barrel. If a horse became a cat burglar and tried to rob my house, this sucker would take him out."

"Horses aren't cat burglars, Saul."

"Am I seriously to believe that you kept my little girl safe from an army of Chinese mercenaries, armed only with sidearms like that? That's the most unrealistic aspect of this entire story, as far as I'm concerned."

(Of course, Saul had to find out eventually. You knew when you told Charlotte that the news would have to make its way back to him. If for no other reason than practicality.)

"Rose was the shtogunner. I guess it's not hard to figure out where she gets it."

"You're supposed to wear the pants in the relationship," Saul tells you with a frown.

"That's a bit patriarchal, don't you think?"

"Smash patriarchy!" Myrna shrieks from the corner. "Smash! Smash!"

Saul sighs. "Kids these days. Listen to yourself! I can't believe you let your once-and-future wife bend you over like that."

"Only figuratively," you say. "It's not like we have a special dungeon in our basement or anything."

Saul sputters, and blushes, and falls silent for a turn. He clears his throat. "Ah -- well. Rose can handle herself pretty well with a firearm, but she's got some bad habits I never weaned her of. And you're obviously beyond incompetent. Now... I mean it when I say that I had goddamn better not become a grandfather before my 40th birthday. But when that day far in the future comes, you send your kids to me to learn how to shoot."

Ohhh man.

You move the conversation quickly on. "If you want to teach me some real skills, why don't we shoot some real guns?"

Saul arches an eyebrow. "Whatever do you mean?" He says, faux-ignorant.

"You know what I mean."

Saul goes to hands and knees, and triggers a hidden catch under the cabinet. A compartment in the cabinet's back wall comes open. Inside is some more weaponry. All of it illegal in the state of California, and most of it illegal federally.

"M1919 or minigun?" He asks, standing, folding his arms, and admiring his own cache.

"I'm thinking the grenade launcher, myself."

"Now you're talking like a man."

The drive to the desert takes longer than you actually spend firing. But it's ample opportunity to get to know Saul Mallory again, this time as something like a peer; and, more critically, for him to get to know you.

That night, he allows Rose to return to your house.
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>>4124898
Hell to the fuck yes.
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>>4124898
Can we make Saul our godfather? I'm making him our godfather.
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>>4124898
I missed Saul ;-;
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>>4124898
Saul a good boy. We might have missed out on the gym, but at least we got the gun.
>secret rumpus room
>hidden weapon caches
What other after market features does the Mallory house have?
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>>4123264
>What's the relationship between Saul and Scarlett like? Was Saul weirded out by his wife's aunt acting more like her sister?

Saul and Scarlett only got to know each other in season 3. Charlotte and Scarlett drifted apart after high school, and so Scarlett never met Saul.

He wasn't weirded out by their relationship. Scarlett and Charlotte may be aunt & niece, but they're very close in age. So it's natural that their relationship would be more sororal than not.

>Seeing as Scarlett is married to a pilot, has she joined the mile high club?

What do you think?

>>4123421
>Has Whitney found a dress/suit for prom yet?

No!

>On a scale of 1 to 5, between from a distance to aggressively making up for lost time (awkwardly), how much does David actually want to be involved in Whitney's life?

The major redeeming feature Darkbloom has in my eyes, is his sincere and abiding love for his children. His megalomaniacal aspirations still came second to his attempts to keep Vivian and Whitney safe in 421. That same love exists in 422. He wants to be close with Whitney. But he also understands that Whitney isn't necessarily ready to be close to him. So he keeps a respectful distance, and lets her be closer with her mother.

However, I do see them being much more reconciled in 422 than they were in 421. Assuming Alabaster can accept it, and doesn't get in the way, Darkbloom and Whitney will be able to have something resembling a normal father-daughter bond.

So I'm gonna go with 4/5.

>Is Vivian going to help her sister with prom dress shopping? Will she ultimately be disappointed in the decision!?

I didn't consider it, but you got my noggin joggin.

>Despite her lackluster showing in Nerd Bowl 422.1, is Whitney still the smartest girl in the universe? Or should we consider her committed to the Quizzard class?

Whitney would have answered one question in the tournament if the other team wasn't cheating! So her performance matches what she did in 421.

But yes, Whitney works better as a quizzard.

>Does Vivian visit the Cartes for movie night? Do she and Renee weird out Whitney with their brilliant cinematic banter?

Yes. Whitney would definitely jump into the "oh yeah, good aim" joke without reserve and without needing to understand where it came from!

>>4123889

Yep.

>>4123919
>>4123923
...Ooof. Stop giving me great ideas for lewds.

>>4124054
I would chalk it up to a continuity error on my part.

>>4124289
I'm still struggling with the choice. I was leaning towards MV for a while, now I'm leaning towards CCA, but the truth is I'm really torn!
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>>4124927
>>4124927
>Darkbloom and Whitney will be able to have something resembling a normal father-daughter bond.
>So I'm gonna go with 4/5.

Ideal reality.


>...Ooof. Stop giving me great ideas for lewds.
The greatest ideas are the ones that are made real.

>:T
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>>4124898
Fuck yeah, Saul
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>>4124927
Good answers all.
>I didn't consider it, but you got my noggin joggin.
I just wanted to know if Whitney has a second opinion. Finding the right prom dress is a challenge!
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>>4124962
>Qiangxiang
Oh no, she's the literal worst. She's THAT GIRL.
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>>4124975
Oh, nb: I'm using Amber's childhood here, not Camelia's.
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>>4124975
>Renee and Kay below Gal
Damn
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>>4124975
It's amazing how Smatters turned out so... well, relatively stable considering her origins.
And the fact that Qiangxiang's origins are somehow worse than being born as a science experiment and having your womb removed by the government is... wew lad.
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>>4124986
Is it really that surprising? Smatters seems like the type who would bounce back from anything.
>>4124975
Siblings! All in a row! Scarlett is a good mom!
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>>4124981

Gal had a relatively happy childhood until she lost her parents when she was a teenager. She was a hard one to rank for that reason. So I put her in the center.

Renee didn't have a terrible childhood, but she wasn't well off. She had to make her own way in life.
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I surprised myself a little on these. Like with the fact that Whitney is in the middle of the axis for her desire to be a mother - I think she'd want what Ally wants, so she's agnostic on having a child herself.

Or that Cerise is a little north of the median line there... or how hard Rosie fantasizes about getting knocked up by her onii-chan!
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>>4125022
I want to impregnate Alex!
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>>4125022
I can't believe half the harem has less desire to be a mother than Alabaster
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>>4125022
Here's a question: If we hadn't taken Noelle to Vail with us, did you have plans for how her pregnancy subplot would have developed?
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>>4125022
I don't know when to use Ally as a baseline, so the girls below the x could be very cold to the idea, or the ones above it, very very hot. Alex wanting a big family is cute.

>all mommies in the top fifth
W O O F
>Rose dominating that upper right corner
That's exhausting just considering.

I'm a little surprised to see Noelle south of the border, although her mixed feelings towards the baby makes sense in that context. Probably a proud member of the one and done club.
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>>4125041
I don't know. It would have been pretty momentous to have her come out with it, and if I gave the thread a choice, I'm sure they would have vouched to keep it. It would have been an interesting subplot. But I expected it to go down the way it did in the end.
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>>4125047
>I'm a little surprised to see Noelle south of the border
She was just checking up on Kay!

>>4125108
Ah well. Follow-up question, when you do eventually get around to novelizing Fuck Quest, do you plan to explore other choices that could have been made, or do you envision yourself sticking more to the story that was told here? Or have you not quite thought that far ahead yet?
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>>4125125
The FQ novelization would begin pretty much with Scarlett's death and Alabaster/Cerise moving into the Mallory house. I picture a first novel centering on Alabaster's final year of high school which we only saw in flashback. The events of season 2 wouldn't even begin until a putative third novel. So there's plenty of opportunity to diverge from the story we've seen. There will probably be a ton that's essentially the same, and much that gets reworked.
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>>4125129
>begin pretty much with Scarlett's death and Alabaster/Cerise moving into the Mallory house.
my heart can only take so much suffering OP
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>>4125140
But at least you'd know there's a happy ending waiting for you in the end!
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>>4122995
Here's an artsy fartsy, mythological reference question, OP: If Anna Healy is Galatea, who would you consider her Pygmalion?
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>>4125221
I'm interested in this is as well. Cerise seems like the obvious answer, but arguments could be made for Alabaster, Darkbloom, and even Renee to an extent.
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>>4125230
>>4125221
Oh, and Camelia of course.
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>>4125125
Dios mio, I walked right into that one.

Hmm, questions~ questions~
How much of Sable's time is consumed by school work/FIRST? I can't imagine North High would look favorably on her overnighting on campus 3-4 times a week, so how does she fill the time she would have spent working on Sand Reckoner?

How often does Alex get wrapped up in volunteering to help out other clubs or groups? Has he built up his own fanclub yet?

What is Stackleford up to now that his friend rules the school with a 2D fist? Has he found a way to cash in?
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>>4124898
Glad we're pals this time.
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>>4125022
>a scene where Alex is actually a girl and is easily the best most purest girlfriend we knock up
IF WE CAN HAVE A FUCKING FUTA SCENE WE CAN HAVE THIS OP

DON'T MAKE ME RAPE YOU LIKE I'LL RAPE DARKBLOOM

AND WHAT ABOUT MARABLOOM MINDBREAK EHHHH?
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>>4125022
Considering that Alabaster never used a condom until recently I figured he'd be up with Scarlet or rather on her.
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>>4125453
>Marabloom
Speaking of, how'd Viv come about? Did David hate Mara from the get go?
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Another Elby special! Here's one Mrs. Mallory: https://i.imgur.com/QqEhC9V.png
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>>4125555
>Rose 3
ohh myyy
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>>4125555
These are a few of my favorite things.
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A question and a possible chart row. What would Noelle of named her kid?
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>>4125555
Oh god yes
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>>4115554
Im loving the Rosemouto scenes
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>>4125555
MOMMY

Ahem. That's a hot mom.
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>>4125555
Excellent content
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>>4125555
Welp, now I want to see this scene, and the aftermath when Saul and Rose find out that Ally knocked up the Mallory mom.
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This right here. This one's my favourite.

https://i.imgur.com/vTm5t7F.png

And here's a cursed variation, based on the line "You bite her shoulder to keep from yelling anything further, so hard that it draws blood": https://i.imgur.com/w6jvdsq.png
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>>4126625
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>4126625
Loving the MILF chain combos we're getting.
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>>4126625
I can't believe Chart is fucking dead.
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Whitney lies across your bed, on her belly. She's snacking on chips, kicking her feet back and forth in the air. Her ankles make a satisfying fleshy scruffing noise as they scrape against each other. She has her phone laid out in front of her, and browses it with her thumb.

You sit at your PC. Rose (blondie ver.) is underneath your desk -- keeping busy.

"Whoaaa," Whitney gasps all of a sudden. "This is wild! ... Guess who just announced that they're running for President!"

Rose chokes on you, and tries to pull off of you, but you force her back down. "I already know," you grunt over your shoulder. Rose repeatedly smacks your knees, but your palms are pressing too hard on her scalp for her to get away.

"Dorkus malorkus," Whitney laughs. "Of course you already know. Is there anything you don't know, smartass?"

"Very little."

Whitney takes a potato chip and eats it. "Uh huh... know-it-all." She grabs the edge of your bed and uses it to pull herself forward on her belly. She cranes her neck, to get a glimpse at the difficulty Rose is having between your legs. "Ally -- you're gonna knock her out if you don't let her breathe once, you know?"

You let her breathe. She comes up amid an arc of flying spittle, gasping: "ASSHOLE!!" But her voice is hoarse and whispery, and she gets nothing else out before she starts coughing and choking. Eyes wrenched shut, she props her weight on one wrist between her splayed-together knees as she covers her hacking mouth with the other.

"Heeeh," Whitney wheezes. "So hot." She scoots herself off the mattress, toned butt jiggling against her tight spats as she stumbles standing. Then she gets down on her knees beside Rose. "Need some help with that thing, bitch?"

"No--" Rose begins.

"Too bad," she replies, grasping you, "you're getting it."
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Afterwards, while Rose is on her back recuperating, and Whitney is on hands and knees licking the remnants of the festivities out of Rose's mouth, you get dressed again.

"Excited for prom?" You ask.

"Oh hell yes," Whitney says between slurps. "How about you?"

"Why wouldn't I be excited to have a prom date with the cutest girl in the universe?"

Whitney, some of your genetic material dangling in a pearly strand off her lower lip, whips her head around to meet your eyes. A deep blush is spreading across the bridge of her nose. "Y-you -- you liar! Don't make fun of me, you fag!"

"Don't talk with your mouth full."

Whitney grins like a fiend and giggles. She turns back towards Rose and continues her cleanup duty.

"Errrgghhh..." Rose moans, out-of-it. And yet still with enough cognizance to swirl her tongue around to meet Whitney's.

"Do you have a dress picked out?" You ask as you sit next to the girls. You part Rose's meaty thighs and begin to idly molest her.

Whitney gulps. "Dress?"

"You know, those long frilly things that girls occasionally wear?"

"Sometimes boys..." Rose mutters.

"Mostly girls though," you add. You add another finger, too, to keep her quiet.

"I've never worn a dress!" Whitney complains.

"Yeah. I know. You weren't planning on wearing one for prom?"

"No. I was just gonna... wear what I usually wear..."

"A tanktop and spats?" You say with a frown.

Whitney grows indignant. "Yeah! Why the heck not, huh?"

"Language, language, language..." Rose murmurs. You make her lick herself off your fingers.

"This is senior prom, Whitney," you tell her as Rose holds your wrist and her tongue slithers all around your invading digits. "You have to wear something more -- formal -- you know?"

"Hmph," Whitney says. "Dresses are gay as shit. You wouldn't catch me dead in one!"

"Don't talk about dying," you say severely.

"God, you're so touchy sometimes. I don't want to wear a stinkin' gay-ass dress! Okay? It's my date too, shouldn't I get to pick?"

[ ] Okay, Whitney. I'll take you to prom in the cutest, sluttiest tank and spats you've got!
[ ] If you won't wear a dress, how about a tux?
[ ] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
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>>4126680
>Whitney grows indignant. "Yeah! Why the heck not, huh?"
>"Language, language, language..." Rose murmurs
fucking lol

>[x] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
Sorry Whitney, but this has been a long time coming.
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>>4126680
>[x] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.

>Don't talk about dying
oof
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>>4126680
>"Don't talk about dying," you say severely.
Oof.

>[x] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
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>>4126625
>alabaster is a vampire
knew it.

>>4126670
>>4126680
Gee Alabaster, how come the Optimizing Parameter lets you have TWO girlfriends?

>[ ] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
I regret everything and nothing.
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>>4126686
>>4126687
oofmind
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>>4126680
>[ ] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
This is the only path.
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>>4126680
>[x]Sorry babe, cute dress for a cute girl.
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>>4126680
>[x] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
>[x] cutest girl in the universe
>[x] cutest dress in the universe
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>>4126680
All great options but their is only one correct option

>Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
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>>4126680
>[X] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.

A tomboy in a dress is a miracle.
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[ ] If you won't wear a dress, how about a tux?
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>>4126680
>[ ] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
A nice red dress
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>>4126680
>[ ] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
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>>4126680
>[ ] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
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>>4126680
>[ ] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
Get a second, third, and fourth opinion from Vivian, Renee, and David respectively, if we have to.
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And besides, if Whitney REALLY doesn't wanna wear the dress, we can always hint at how much fun it'll be for her to take it off later.
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Oh, while I write, here's some music I never had the chance to share.

Ben Caplan got a warm reception for that song that's so reminescent of Darkbloom. This one, "Conduit," is great as a theme for Sand Reckoner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk_6UVIrutw

Fittingly(?) Ben Caplan also has a song I really love for Alabaster's final journey at the end of the series.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWvwjNiOpwk

I originally intended Grimes' "Kill v Maim" to be the theme for Whitney in season 3. It works great for season 3/4 Whitney!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooWkA_-lOHA

K Flay's "Blood in the Cut" was one I listened to a lot in season 2 for Rose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMA4vDwP7n4

...Meanwhile, even way back in season 1, I thought "Cosmic Wanship Avengers" by You Say Party! We Say Die! was perfect for Rose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcOZHV6vrtY

Whereas The Wrecks' "I Don't Like You" and "Favorite Liar" are both great for season 2 Alabaster's mindset towards Rose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Wh6rIkVP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLg6XqtyFs

I always liked Sylvan Esso's "Die Young" for Cerise and Gal, and it inspired the wedding vows they had.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X57QA15sc9k

Before settling on a theme for Chloe, I considered "Bad Dreams" by Joywave, which fits surprisingly well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc7SwI18KBo

With Stasi getting some attention of late because of Santa's excellent art, here's a good theme for her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkBmfHHnezc
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>>4126783
/mu/ quest is best quest~
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>>4126680
>[x] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.
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>[x] Sorry, babe. The cutest girl in the universe has to wear the cutest dress in the universe.

Whitney chuffs. "You are such a fucking dweeb." (She can hurl insults, but she can't hide the color she turns every time you call her cute.) "Anyway, I would look like complete ass in a dress."

"No you wouldn't," you insist. To which Rose adds, slurring: "You look good in a dressh..."

"Would look good in a dress," you correct, giving your wife(?) a sour look.

"P'yeah right." Whitney gets up onto her knees, and draws up close to where you sit, way close -- so close that you can feel her body heat and she has to tilt her head practically all the way back just to look you in the eyes. Her chin is almost touching your chest. You suppose this is supposed to come off as intimidating. "What are you gonna do if I say no? Huh?"

You shrug.

"Gonna call it all off?" She goads. "Gonna take your fatass cousin to prom instead? Or -- maybe you'll stoop even lower than that! -- Maybe you'll have to take your little sister! Hahaha--"

"I won't have to," you tell her. "You're going to wear a dress. That's all there is to it."

"No."

"Then I'll be forced to discipline you," you tell her flatly.

"Yeah? How?"

You push her flat on her back and then flip her over so she's lying on top of Rose. You execute the maneuver so quickly that she has no time to launch a counteroffensive. Climbing over top of the pair, you reach for Whitney's spats and yank them down. You pull the spandex just far enough to bare that wonderful butt of hers.

"We'll start like this," you say.

"Oh-- ohhhhhh--" Whitney breathes, as you get inside her -- before Rose wraps her arms around her, and draws her into a deep tongue kiss that cuts off any further protests.
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>>4126846
hnnnng
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>>4126846
Whitney is both perceptive and precious! She also has a boyfriend AND a girlfriend. How lucky!
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>>4126783
Are there any songs that spring to mind for Fuck scenes, either in general or for specific characters?
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As you enter the hallway with Whitney and Rose in tow, you run into Mom right at the head of the stairs.

"O-oh!" Mom says, surprised but somehow already naggy. "Are you all done having sex for the night?"

"Probably not," you tell her.

She sputters.

"What's for dinner, Mrs. Soliloquy?" Whitney wants to know. "I super worked up an appetite."

"Something you won't be eating!" Mom tells her.

"Heeeh. That's a myth."

"...A myth?" Rose says, drawing a strand of hair behind her ear, and checking that her skirt is straight.

"If either of these skanks gets pregnant, I'm not paying for the abortion!" Mom tells you.

"Then start coming up with good names," you tell her, brushing past, and hurrying downstairs. Your girls follow.

"I -- tch! I cannot believe you, Alabaster--"

"So what's for dinner?" You ask, nonchalant, as Mom turns and also descends the stairs.

"You tell me!" Mom says. "I've been trying all day to get Cerise out of her cave. But she won't come! And I need some help with this cake."

"Geez. What's her deal now?" You ask, stopping at the foyer to let Mom catch up to you.

"Probably listening in on us with a glass against the wall," Whitney says, literally elbowing you. Then she pantomimes it for effect.

"Disgusting," Mom says.

"That's n--" you begin, then stop, thinking, and ask Mom: "Wait a second. Why were you outside my bedroom just now, anyway?"

Mom can't say.

You turn and set towards the dining room. That's when you see her, sitting alone at the table.

"hello Sir"

"Oh," you say, nodding. "That explains it. Cerise is hiding from her wife."

Anna blinks rapidly, and looks away.
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>>4126904
Oh boy oh boy
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>>4126904
Ohhh man, here we go.
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>>4126904
Oooooooh shit
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>>4126904
>"hello Sir"
Oh, I didn't realize this was a thing (yet)
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"This strange little redhead has been lurking around all day asking for Cerise!" Mom says. "It's absurd. The least Cerise could do is talk to her club members when they come over!"

You slide into a chair across from Anna. "What's going on?"

"cerise won't talk to me"

"I gathered. Is this about your upcoming prom date with you-know-m'who?"

She half shrugs, half nods, and refuses to meet your gaze.

You glance up at Mom: "Well. As long as she's here, why don't you put her to work?"

"What do you m--"

"Teach her how to cook. One of them should know how. They can't eat ramen for the rest of their lives."

"Anna is a girl," Mom says. "Stop it with these perverted jokes about her marrying your older sister."

"You think I'm joking."

Anna fiddles with her own hands in her lap.

"Besides, I can't teach her what she's clearly incapable of!" Mom says, motioning at Anna with one hand. "Everyone knows that girls from this generation are awful at cooking. All they know how to do is play on their darn phones!"

"that's not true," Anna lies. "i can cook"

She nervously begins to nibble on a spicy Cheeto.

"It's no use," Mom tells you. "You and Rose2 have to help. At least then I'll have some halfway competent support."

"I wish I could," you say sincerely, "but I have to take Whitney dress shopping."

"Dress shopping!" Mom says. She swats her own apron. "Whoever would put this rampant lesbian in a dress?"

"Beats the snot out of me, Mrs. Soliloquy," Whitney says. "But Ally really wants it. He raped me until I agreed to it."

Mom clenches her fists and locks her elbows, shocked beyond words. Then, grimacing, she barks at Anna: "You! Missy! Come over here and make yourself useful! If you're going to come into my home uninvited, you won't be slouching around!"

Anna, unable to refuse, gets timidly up and follows her future mother-in-law to the kitchen.

"...I suppose I should help too," Rose says, sighing. "Have to keep on her good side as long as I'm living here rent-free, huh."

"Well, it's what a good tradwife would do," you say. Rose slugs you.

You follow Whitney towards the living room. "Hey -- aren't we going?" You ask her.

"I'm gonna need some serious help with this..." Whitney says, plopping down on the couch. She almost doesn't see the other Rose, who's already lying there playing Brain Age on her DS and struggling with mental arithmetic. Only at the last moment does Whitney alter the trajectory of her plop, to avoid landing butt-to-butt with the pink menace.

"Ohayou!" Rose says.

"Michigan," Whitney says. She turns to you. "Look -- I don't know shit about dresses. Viv, though..."

"You're going to wait for Vivian to drive all the way out here from Palo?"

"Nah. She's at Mom's place. I'll text 'em."

Oh boy.

[ ] Stay home and help Mom, Rose, and Anna cook dinner.
[ ] Go out dress shopping with Whitney, Vivian, and Renee.

Secondly:
[ ] Make Cerise go dress shopping too.
[ ] Have them surprise Cerise by bringing back a prom dress for her.
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>>4126929
>[x] Go out dress shopping with Whitney, Vivian, and Renee.
>[x] Make Cerise go dress shopping too.
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>>4126929
>[ ] Go out dress shopping with Whitney, Vivian, and Renee.
>[ ] Have them surprise Cerise by bringing back a prom dress for her.
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>>4126929
>"Besides, I can't teach her what she's clearly incapable of!" Mom says, motioning at Anna with one hand. "Everyone knows that girls from this generation are awful at cooking. All they know how to do is play on their darn phones!"

>"that's not true," Anna lies. "i can cook"

>She nervously begins to nibble on a spicy Cheeto.

i'm dying

>[x] Stay home and help Mom, Rose, and Anna cook dinner.

>[x] Make Cerise go dress shopping too.
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>>4126929
oh fuck this is tough

>[x] Go out dress shopping with Whitney, Vivian, and Renee.
I do think we've been getting more than our fair share of these three lately, but god damn do I want to see Renee's enthusiasm for putting her daughter in a cute dress against her will

>[x] Make Cerise go dress shopping too.
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>>4126929
>[x] Go out dress shopping with Whitney, Vivian, and Renee.

>[x] Make Cerise go dress shopping too.
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>>4126929
>[ ] Go out dress shopping with Whitney, Vivian, and Renee.
>[ ] Make Cerise go dress shopping too.

"Put on the prom dress, Whitney."
- David from his phone, probably
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>>4126929
[X] Go out dress shopping with Whitney, Vivian, , Renee and Cerise.
[X] Make Cerise go dress shopping too. + [X] Have them surprise Cerise by also getting a prom dress for her.
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>>4126929
>[ ] Go out dress shopping with Whitney, Vivian, and Renee.


>[ ] Have them surprise Cerise by bringing back a prom dress for her.
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>>4126670
>>4126680
>>4126846
>>4126904
>>4126929
Shit I' been out drinking tonight gimme a minute
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>>4126929
>[X] Go out dress shopping with Whitney, Vivian, and Renee.
>[X] Make Cerise go dress shopping too.
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>>4126929
Go dress shopping and bring cerise. Annnnd but her a dress.
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>>4126951
Ganbatte, drunk-Anon.
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>>4126929
>[x] Go out dress shopping with Whitney, Vivian, and Renee.

>[x] Make Cerise go dress shopping too.
I am going to be greedy and I am going to like it.
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>>4126929
>[X] Go out dress shopping with Whitney, Vivian, and Renee.
>[X] Make Cerise go dress shopping too.
>>4126943
I like the way you're thinking, Anon
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>not wanting to help make proper tradwives of Rose and Anna

O-okay, /fq/-tachi... I see how it is...
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>>4126929
>Stay home and help Mom, Rose, and Anna cook dinner.
>Make Cerise go dress shopping too.
Fuxk capcha
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>>4126783
>>4126900
To help contribute to /mu/ quest:
I posted this first in episode 13 in the middle of everyone freaking out but this song really fits with everything once Chloe gains control.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykq5i5Jlllc

Just the line "Upgrade your grey matter, cause one day it may matter" sounds like something DBA would use as a slogan if it mass produced Sand Reckoner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HYzv1jFbFQ
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>>4126929
>Help mom, Rose and Anna cook
>Surprise Cerise with a prom dress.
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>>4126929
>[X ] Stay home and help Mom, Rose, and Anna cook dinner.
[ ] Make Cerise go dress shopping too.
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>>4126929
Internet is acting up, might not have posted, if so disregard this but.
>Cooking with Kaa-San and send the NEET out to shop
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>>4126929
>[ ] Stay home and help Mom, Rose, and Anna cook dinner.
>[ ] Have them surprise Cerise by bringing back a prom dress for her.
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>>4126929
>>4126972
Wait shit wrong rose
Oh well other ones going to win anyway
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I got the inspiration for the family movie night lewd and started working on that while the votes were coming in. Then I had to take a break... now I'm a little wiped. I'll try to have the lewd up tonight/this morning but it'll be really late when it comes.

Sunday night, dress shopping!
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>>4127125
Ohhhhh man, looking forward to em
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>>4127125
Exciting!
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>>4127125
Just got done watching one of the worst fights I've ever paid for, and I need to nut out some disappointment. Looking forward to it.
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>>4127137
If you don't feel like waiting, look up a cosplayer who goes by Shirogane-sama, you'll see what I mean.
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A chart to tide you over.
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>>4127171
That's a spicy twitter feed
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>>4127137
Have you been paying hobos to fight again?
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One more.
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>>4127180
Actually surprised that Charlotte lands on the introverted side.
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>>4127188
It's even better when you find what she doesn't post.

>>4127211
You didn't need to post this to tell me Amber is the absolute best girl.
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>>4117595
Subs / Dubs
Supports the Official Release / A Pirate's Life for me!
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Shitpost ahoy!
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>>4127211
Since there was some /mu/ discussion earlier
< > Easy Listening / BWOOOOOM
^v Curated Playlists / Shuffle and Go
And for the chart, fav 2hu track? Metal subgenre? If they could be a virtuoso at an instrument (or a second one in Gal's case)
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The time is 4:22 AM!
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>>4127234
I want to fuck that bike
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>>4127293
Sorry Chart, she's two-tired.
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>>4127295
Okay so that was a good one, but you made me curious. Against my better interests I went and looked up the bike transformation tag.

I immediately regret doing so.
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>>4127211
More two axis charts!

Fq vengeance

Live and let live/for hate's sake i spit my last breath at thee
Immediate consequences/best served cold

Crime and punishment

Lawful/Criminal
Never suspected/Always blamed
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>>4127298
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>>4126670
Five, or is it six, hours later and I realized this wasn't D.T., but Bernie.
>Two weeks out from prom and she still doesn't even have anything nice picked out
I love how low maintenance she can be but Jesus, Whitney.
>>4126904
>>4126929
I should have stayed up.
>"Ohayou!" Rose says.
>"Michigan," Whitney says.
These two just started a war.

>>4126963
I'll miss spending time with Scarlett and Gal, but at least Whitney won't show up looking like Morticia Addams. Probably.

>>4127211
This might be my favorite chart since the breast one.
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>>4127304
I'm split on dressing up our tomboy as a gothloli. Mostly because half the appeal of the tomboy is the tan and half the appeal of the gothloli is the pale. So perhaps it's for the best that we intervene with whatever Vivian's desires are but only after parading Whitney in front of us and giving us ample time to tease her.
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>>4127306
Setting aside the suspicious math, my one concern is that Vivian bullies Ally into supporting her ideas. If she hasn't already cashed in all her bennies for the TAC. the chance for girls to bully Whitney was my entire logic behind suggesting prom dress shopping in the first place!

Doubling back
>>4126929
Even in 422, Pleasant Rose is invisible but this
>lying there playing Brain Age on her DS and struggling with mental arithmetic
is cute. Heckin cute. Did she ever get help on her math homework?
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>>4127313
I hope she did. I didn't even realize we had sprung forward!
Set your clocks, /fq/!
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>>4127298
Excuse me?
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>>4127298
>>4127324
I don't even want to know what you thought you would find. Don't play with fire like that.
>>4127318
I'd ask who is usually late/early to school on the first Monday after DST, but that's not really a thing anymore.
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>>4127740
THE TIME HAS COME
AND SO HAVE I
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>>4127748
Let me know how I did with a complex lewd scene featuring both Roses being referred to primarily as just "Rose." I hope it wasn't too confusing.
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>>4127740
Oh yes
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>>4127751
The only confusing thing is that you stopped when you did! Revengeance 2 when???
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>>4127740
Part 2 when?
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>>4127740
Part of the way through, very pleased. But when should we start worrying about the question mark that's been hanging around Rose?
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>>4127796
Which question mark is that?
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>>4127802
>>4126842
>wife(?)
>>4127740
>line 171
>wife(?)
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>>4127804
I think it's just a matter of Alabaster still internalizing her as his wife but it's gonna be a few years before we can fix that.
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>>4127809
It just stood out that the first two instances >>4115635 are certain. The following two instances are not.
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>>4127740

Fuck I could go for some calzones
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>>4127740
Holy shit rose
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>>4127887
Which one?
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>>4127919
The cuter one
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>>4127930
But anon, both Rose’s are the cuter one!
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>>4127740
Wouldn't mind a scene where, after Scarlett has seen what a degenerate her son is, starts swanning around the house in open bath robes with her tits hanging out, raiding Cerise's wardrobe for slutty clothes and generally dressing like a super thirsty milf, just to see how long before her son breaks and rapes her silly.
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Is Rose one of the rare individuals who don't mind Stackleford?
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>>4128069
I'll add that Charlotte should start acting like the flirty aunt. Always asking for help around her house while she watches and drinks wine, sunbathing as we mow the lawn.
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You are now aware that Alabaster can unironically pull a "When I was your age..." on his older sister.
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>>4128069
>>4128110
Scarlett and Charlotte are mature, responsible women who would never behave so inappropriately!
I wonder how bad this is messing with Charlotte since we spilled the beans.
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>>4128110
Rose's mom has got it going on!

>>4128157
>I wonder how bad this is messing with Charlotte since we spilled the beans.

I should have specified that, so far, Alabaster and Rose left out all the hyper-degenerate sexual escapades from their retelling of events.
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>>4128160
So Smatters was just omitted entirely, huh?
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>>4128160
I kind of figured that, but now that the depravity is out in the open, the bug is in her ear and she's got to be wondering about it.
Which just kind of puts things to how they were prior to the wedding.
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Take your bets, lads, how awful is it gonna be?
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>>4128201
Mara falls, everyone dies.
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>>4128207
I'm pretty new to this, so that's basically what I expect. Will report back (much) later.
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>>4128201
>pyromaniac
it was nice knowing you anon
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>>4128217
I-is it that bad?
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You jimmy the lock on Cerise's door. Thank you, Rose, for finally imparting that skill.

Cerise is surprisingly content with you trespassing. Sitting at her PC in just panties -- nothing else whatsoever -- she grumps at you: "go away, asshole." But it's a halfhearted demand and she makes no real move to oust you.

"You've got an admirer waiting for you downstairs."

"No I don't. I've got a slut who's gagging for weeaboo dick waiting for me downstairs. Excuse the holy fuck out of me if I don't rush to go meet up with her." She cranes her neck down to look at her own naked tits. Frowning, jaw and lower lip jutting out, she notices a single long strand of her hair stuck in her cleavage. She takes a moment to pull it out, examines it for a moment, then tosses it unheeded onto her messy carpet. Such a high-class lady, your sister.

"Look at yourself," you tell her. "You're jealous of Connor for godsakes."

"I'm not jealous of anybody," Cerise says flatly.

"Just a few days from now, Connor is going to get Anna's dress hiked up in the back of a limo and deflower her. And all you c--"

Cerise does that thing where she scratches her scalp madly with both hands as if infected with lice while groaning like a fatally wounded animal.

"Right," you say. "You're not jealous."

"I AM NOT JEALOUS, ALABASTER, YOU COCK! YOU ABSOLUTE COCK!"

You go to her desk, reach behind it, and unplug her PC tower. The gentle LED glow from the tower dies, and the gentle whir of the fans along with it. You can hear the monitor cut out, too -- a high-pitched electric ca-liiiick of dissipating static.

"I was in the middle of something important!" Cerise shouts. "What is wrong with you?"

"You were shitposting on *chan," you say. "That's the opposite of important."

"Who the hell are you to define what's important to me?"

"If you spend too long on there, it'll rot your brain," you tell her. "And sooner or later, a girl like you is gonna get those weirdos all obsessed with her."

Cerise snorts. "Yeah, right. I don't reveal any personal info on *chan. The last thing I want is their thirst coming through my monitor. I'm not stupid. I know they'd trip over their cocks to get at a cute girl like me."

"Cute," you repeat. You make a show of looking her from head to toe, as if skeptical. Grimacing, Cerise grabs a stapler from her desktop.

"If you toss that thing at me," you warn her, "I am going to beat you black and blue with your own dildo."

Cerise's face goes slack as she notices her favorite pet dildo has been left out in the open. It's standing tall and proud just beside her PC monitor. She drops the stapler, and grabs the sex toy instead, rolling it under her bed like a SWAT member rolling a canister of tear gas. So smooth.
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>>4128223
Brutal, Ally. Guess you need to kick her into gear though.
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>>4128223
This is some impressive denial

I feel bad for enjoying this
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"Get dressed, tits," you tell her. "We're going shopping."

"Fuck off."

You take it in stride. "We're both fucking off. And while we're gone, I'll have Rose and Rose try to febreeze the pussy funk out of here. You live like a pig. Do you know that?"

Cerise spins in her chair to face you, unashamed of her tits hanging out, as she obscenely cups her crotch. "Suck my dick."

"Your degenerate media has got you confused over your own gender now," you say in mock sadness.

"You'd love it," Cerise insists.

"Suck my dick," you rejoin.

Cerise arches an eyebrow.

"Later," you add, and Cerise just barely can't hide the whiff of disappointment that crosses her face. You glance around her sty of a room before continuing: "Whitney and I are going dress shopping. I thought it would be a good chance for you to get out of the house too, and away from Anna. Since you're so not-jealous and not-upset at her that you're hiding from her like America's most wanted. Besides, we can get you a dress while we're out, too."

"Why do I need a dress?" Cerise asks.

"You're a chaperone."

Cerise looks at you like a particularly dull cow.

"Chaperones should be presentable..." you say, as if explaining numbers to a kindergartner. "It's important."

"I'm getting my strap-on. Suck my dick, Alabaster, for real. Suck it."

"Why do you even own something like that?" You ask. "Got some big plans for it?" But Cerise won't answer. You move on. "Ms. Carte is coming, too. Maybe she can help you with all the latest trends in underage drinking, like usual."

Cerise's face lights up, just a little. She loves hanging out with the science teachers in your life: Sable and Ms. Carte alike. The two older women are in the midst of a minor war over the affections of both Cerise and Alex. Well... minor is a bit of an understatement.

"I'll get dressed," Cerise says.

"Oh, that's too bad. I was looking forward to parading you around town fully tits-out."

Cerise threateningly hefts her stapler.

You rub your chin. "Arms ziptied behind your back... embarrassed look on your face... maybe a little something else all over your face, too... no?"

"Get out of my room, you fucking prick!"

Well. She's going, anyway. Which is the important thing.
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>>4128237
>"Ms. Carte is coming, too. Maybe she can help you with all the latest trends in underage drinking, like usual."

>Cerise's face lights up, just a little. She loves hanging out with the science teachers in your life: Sable and Ms. Carte alike.

d'aww
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>Cerise's face lights up, just a little. She loves hanging out with the science teachers in your life: Sable and Ms. Carte alike. The two older women are in the midst of a minor war over the affections of both Cerise and Alex.

I love it.
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Fōtsūtsū is a designer boutique Ms. Carte insists is perfect for the occasion. You're skeptical. You seem to remember this place, or one quite like it, from a world before. And back then, all it sold was slutty cosplay apparel.

"Trust me," Ms. Carte tells you, petting your arm as she drives you all towards the destination. (Snagging shotgun from the three girls currently sitting in the back of the car took quite some doing.) "This place has such an amazing selection. We'll turn these hos into knockouts."

"I'm not a ho!" Whitney whines.

Ms. Carte meets her daughter's eyes in the rearview. "Oh you know I love you, baby, but you're a ho."

It seems Whitney's unique patois is rubbing off on her mother -- and now is being weaponized against her. Whitney rears back and repeatedly kicks the back of her mother's seat. Ms. Carte just laughs at the assault.

Vivian says: "I agree with Ms. Carte. You are a slattern, Whitney. No shame in that." She glances from her sister, towards her surrogate mother. "And it isn't your fault. Being a slattern runs in your genes."

Ms. Carte gives Vivian an unimpressed glare. "Are you calling me a ho?"

"More than that. I believe I am calling you a dirty whore."

Whitney cups her hands over her mouth: "Shots fiiiired!" She says in her deepest voice, like a ringside announcer. She jumps up in her seat as if caught in the radius of an exploding landmine: "Kapow!"

"Pot calling the kettle whore, don't you think?" Cerise asks Vivian, cheek-on-fist, elbow-on-windowsill. "I've seen some of the stuff you and my brother do."

Vivian is cool and collected. She examines her fingernails. "I already said that there is no shame in being a dirty whore. The sooner the rest of you come to accept that, the more fun we can all have..."

Cerise rolls her eyes.

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"All this place sells is slutty cosplay apparel!" Cerise groans as she looks through the racks at Fōtsūtsū.

"That's not all of it!" Ms. Carte says. "There are some wonderfully elegant dresses along the walls. You just have to look in the right place for what you want."

Making a disgusted face, Cerise tugs a gyaru-style seifuku from the racks: the blouse cropped mega short and tied off like a do-rag at the chest, the skirt cut even shorter. It comes with a free pair of baggy kneesocks and all.

"That's not the right place to look," Ms. Carte admits.

"We sure about that?" You ask.

"In your fucking dreams," Cerise says.

"But you'd look great as a gyaru--"

Ms. Carte takes the thing from her and examines it appreciatively. "Is that what's it called? A gyrau style?" She holds against her chest. It's pitifully small for her build, in all dimensions. "What do you think? Would it accentuate my youthful beauty or what?"

Whitney puts her thumb and forefinger between her lips and literally wolf-whistles. Vivian's impression of a wolf, meanwhile, amounts only to silently gazing at Ms. Carte like one -- she even licks her chops.

This trip could be interesting.
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>>4128289
>Ms. Carte takes the thing from her and examines it appreciatively. "Is that what's it called? A gyrau style?" She holds against her chest. It's pitifully small for her build, in all dimensions. "What do you think? Would it accentuate my youthful beauty or what?"
Oh god oh fuck
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>>4128289
oh golly goodness
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>>4128289
>Fōtsūtsū
Don't think I'm not on to you, OP.
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>>4128289
>"Is that what's it called? A gyrau style?" She holds against her chest. It's pitifully small for her build, in all dimensions. "What do you think? Would it accentuate my youthful beauty or what?"
NO. STOP. OP YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
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>>4128296
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Seems I came back at a good time.
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Vivian and Ms. Carte, neither of whom need a dress for prom, while away the time trying on slutty cosplay apparel. Ms. Carte forces her buxom body into that gyaru seifuku. The cropped blouse strains against her tits, the single black button threatening to pop at any moment. If not for her bra underneath, you're pretty sure her nipples would be visible. And if not for her panties, you're certain her cunt and ass would be. You're intensely interested in seeing her wear the outfit like that, braless and pantsuless, as God intended.

Vivian, on the other hand, dresses as a succubus. It's an outfit not dissimilar from the one you used to make Alex wear.

Now there's an idea... Vivian would be the perfect person to initiate Alex into the seedy world of succubus-ing. Vivian's tiny body looks amazing in the form-fitting leather onepiece, and the fishnets make her twig-like legs somehow infinitely sexier. You're curious about the possibility of an aftermarket mod on the demon tail. You did that for Alex once upon a time, too -- and you know it would be even easier to convince Vivian to use the same solution for affixing the tail to her rear end...

"What do you think?" Ms. Carte asks Vivian. She slowly twirls through a full 360 degrees, admiring her body in a full-length mirror. "Do we look like hos?"

"Oh yes," Vivian says slyly. "Wouldn't you agree, Alabaster? Do we not look like cheap sluts?"

You nod, mouth dry.

"His head is full of indecent images," Vivian says. "He wants nothing more than to pin me to the wall, and rip my fishnets to shreds --"

Ms. Carte boxes her ears, making her wince and clutch her head like a scolded child. "Don't get carried away. We're in public."

"All the better..." Vivian murmurs as the pain subsides. "Would you like to punish me some more?"

You tug your collar. Turning and heading towards the dressing room where Whitney is cooped up, you raise your hand to knock on the wooden-slatted door. But the delinquent known as Renee Carte pulls you back.

"Ah-ah-ah," she chides. "You don't get to see."

"The hell?" You sputter.

"You heard me. You don't get to see Whitney in her dress before the big night."

"Don't tell me you believe it's bad luck or something," you say.

"God no," Ms. Carte says, disgusted at the mere implication she would be so superstitious. She circles you and strokes your chest. Then she raises her leg, and gently presses your crotch with her knee. The absurdly baggy sock around her calf jiggles with the motion. "I just want your first glimpse of her to blow your mind." She perches her chin on your shoulder and whispers: "If you don't fuck my little girl in the back of the limo on your way to the dance, I've failed as a mother."

As Ms. Carte pulls back, you flap your lips, but no words escape.

Ms. Carte giggles, low and smoky. "Run along now, baby. Go help your sister pick her dress out. But don't get your dick too wet. Dressing like a horny teenager made me feel like one, too. I'm calling dibs tonight."
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>>4128347
>"He wants nothing more than to pin me to the wall, and rip my fishnets to shreds --"
My absolute dick.
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>>4128347
>"You heard me. You don't get to see Whitney in her dress before the big night."
These mothers are perfectly imperfect in every way. Deciding on one over the other is impossible.
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>>4128347
>this entire post
Jesus Christ OP you're going to be the death of me
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>>4128347
Wouldn’t it be funny if Alabaster also dressed as a succubus to make Alex more comfortable with the idea

haha jk

unless?
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>>4128347
>gyaru Renee
NO ONE MILF SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER
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>>4128385

>not posting the scan from the full color decensor
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>>4128393
Now this is a quality Chinese cartoon.
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>>4128393
Can we timeline cycle to GyaruQuest?
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>>4128223
>"Look at yourself," you tell her. "You're jealous of Connor for godsakes."
I'm having flashbacks of our [X] PANIC over Stackleford x Cerise in S1
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>>4128418
>day 31001 in GyaruQuest
>try to develop sand reckoner
>a horde of gyaru of various stripes demand sexual attention
>the day ends with nothing done, again
>at least there's always tomorrow
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You sneak into the dressing room where Cerise is hiding. She has a number of dresses hanging off a small rack on the wall -- ones she hand-picked as potentials. You watch her rifle through them as she searches for an outfit you'll find acceptable. She's wearing only her bra and panties.

"I usually charge for a show like this," she tells you over her shoulder. She pulls out a plain carnation-pink evening gown from the riot of dresses and holds it up for your appraisal. You give her a thumbs down. She tosses the dress aside and goes back to rooting around.

Finally she pulls a stunner out. It's a long, sweeping white dress with ornate pearl-like baubles around the chest, a wide hip, and a flowing skirt. Playing aloof, you meet this with a shrug rather than a thumbs down, which is good enough for her. She begins to put it on.

"You're putting that thing on over your dirty underwear?" You demand. "Are you the grossest human being to ever live or what?"

She pauses, one arm inside the selected dress. "You want the panties to come off too? I definitely charge for that."

"Do I seriously have to be your fucking daddy, Cerise? Put it on nude."

She uses her index finger to make the universal signal for "turn around," and you oblige her at least that level of dignity. She changes in relative privacy.

"You know that this is nothing I haven't seen before, right?" You ask. "No need for modesty now."

"Shut up."

"You literally drank my sperm out of a used onahole the other night--"

"Shut up. Shut up."

"I'm just saying. It's not like I'm never going to see that fat ass of yours again. But that's fine... play it prudish if you want--"

"You can turn around now."

You do. She makes a half-heated "ta-da" motion, showing off her dress. Rather than refined, she looks uncomfortable, all itchy and hot.

"Do you have a brooch?"

A few moments later, you're pinning a brooch for her in front of the mirror. She sits in a chair as you lean over her shoulder, your cheek against her cheek. Your fingers are quick and nimble.

You like the way her perfume smells.

As you work, the two of you fuss and bicker without fully forming any real sentences. It's just a back-and-forth of: "come h- will you- stop- for the- Ala- Ceri- just stop mov- tch- hss-"

You have to swat her hands away every time she tries to move them towards her collar. You can tell she's mortified.

Finally, it's over. "I could have done that myself," she grumbles.

"The first five minutes of watching you try was more than enough," you say. "We don't have all day."

Cerise turns and examines herself in the mirror. "...Do I look presentable?" She asks, worrying her lower lip.

"Just barely. Presentable enough to make a weeaboo go full dyke for you -- we'll see."
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>>4127740
Goodness I almost missed this. Quick question, is this the first time Alabaster and Cerise did the nasty in 422 or did I miss a lewd somewhere?
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>>4128443
Oh yes, that's the recursion I like to see.
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>>4128443
So fucking sweet
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>>4128443
>She pulls out a plain carnation-pink evening gown
Rose? Here?
That's cute. Seriously wholesome.
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>>4128443
>Do I seriously have to be your fucking daddy, Cerise?
I see you OP
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>>4128448
While we're here, I'd like to shout out 7Eq for landing this one
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>>4127740
Just read this. God damn was it a good one. I wish we could see the moms PoV as they discovered the scene.
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One day, Alex rides to school on a pogo stick. You see him cross through the front gates at North High as you and some of the others are just getting to campus yourselves.

As he hops around like a methed-up bunny, with apparent ease, Whitney goes agog and stares at him like she's hallucinating. She literally rubs her eyes with the balls of her fists. "Is that a fucking pogo stick?" She says.

"Yep!" Alex says, laughing, as he crosses in front of her.

"Ehhhhh?" Rose says. "Sugoi!"

Alex glances over his shoulder, back at Whitney. "What do you think?"

"It's nucking futs, it what I think!" Whitney says.

He keeps hopping back and forth, and all around, as you walk through the quad. He's drawing no small amount of attention from his peers. They watch him, murmuring among themselves. Not in a mocking way, either. Such a strange sight is sincerely impressive to them. (It doesn't hurt that Alex is far from a typical nerd. A cute boy doing something so quirky is as fun for the other students to witness as it is for you.)

"Isn't that kind of... tiring?" You ask him.

"Nope! Using a pogo stick is actually easier than walking, once you get the hang of it."

Rose snickers. "My, my. I suppose you are rather acquainted with bouncing up and down on sticks."

Alex almost falls over.

"What compelled your decision to act in such a bizarre fashion?" Vivian asks.

"I told Ms. Guiteau yesterday that a spring-assisted hopping mechanism for our robot would be the perfect solution, but she thinks jumping is inefficient!" He finally comes to a halt, and gets down off his stick. He hefts it over his shoulder like a soldier toting his rifle. In an almost apologetic tone, he tells you: "Ms. Guiteau is a genius, but she doesn't have a solid grasp of physics... she doesn't understand at all the stored potential energy of springs! So I'm proving to her how efficient it is!"

There's a brief, awkward silence.

"...Good luck," you finally tell him.

"I'll need it!"

As he hurries towards his first period class, you notice Anna watching him with a curious look on her face.
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>>4128511
Oh my. Ohhh myyyy.
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Thus begins a two-week war of unusual locomotion.

You don't know why she wants to best him. Anna is the precise opposite of an attention hog. But she comes to school the next day on a pogo stick, too -- and hops literal circles around him, ten times faster than the poor boy. He's humiliated by the spectacle, and the students hooting and hollering over it. Anna, though remaining her usual quiet self, is plainly exultant in her cruel one-upsmanship. When, at lunch, you ask her why -- she only shrugs. But a sly grin is visible on the edges of her lips.

The next day, Alex returns having obviously trained in the hyperbolic pogo chamber. He's a speed demon -- and he even does a few sick stunts, pogoing up and down stairs, across the outdoor tables in the quad, and over some low railings. If Anna was exultant yesterday, she's downright sullen and pouty now.

After that, Anna comes to school on a velocipede. Apparently her mother works in a museum, and found a way to steal such an artifact just for her daughter to outdo her twink rival. Anna isn't amused when you ask where her bowler and handlebar mustache are. Alex is even less amused at her hijinks. Whereas fellow students were gaga for his pogo, now they're all paying much more attention to Anna's old-tymey contraption. He hates it.

So the next day he blazes in on rollerblades. Olympic-quality rollerblades -- complete with a spandex racing suit (pink). He vaults into the air and rollerblades across the walls a little. Rose claps; Rose gasps. Whitney shrieks with laughter. And Anna -- is so mad she's red.

So she comes into school on a razor scooter. Terrible miscalculation. Razor scooters are lame no matter how you ride them. And she flubs it anyway, missing a jump down a short flight of limestone stairs, scuffing her knee. As you kneel to tend to her booboo, Alex looms over you: "Oof... that looks like it really hurt."

"Fuck you," Anna says -- voice crystal clear with hate.

"Oh well," Alex says, smiling. "There's always tomorrow!"

Alex has the advantage now. He presses it by arriving on campus the next day riding a motherfucking, goddamn unicycle. He's obviously been practicing for this... it's his coup de grace in this battle of iron wills. As he circles the campus, he's a virtual pied piper. Dewy-eyed girls and suddenly-bicurious boys alike go following him around as he performs for them.

But it doesn't end. The next day, Anna comes to school on a unicycle of her own. And she's pedaling it with her hands. Upside-down, legs high in the air.

She doesn't maneuver the thing as well or as quickly as Alex does. But the fact that she can ride it at all, like this, is enough. Alex at last must concede defeat. He can't top her. He stomps off, ego injured.

At lunch, Anna is smug in victory: "theres always tomorrow"

Whitney slaps her back, making her jolt. "You're a laugh riot, Gal!"

"That nickname is silly," Alex grouses.

"You're silly," Whitney tells him.

He chews a french fry and simmers.
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>>4128525
>"Fuck you," Anna says -- voice crystal clear with hate.
Fuck Quest (Right Version.) when?
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>>4128511
>>4128525
I gotta confess I have no idea where this is going
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>>4128525
Hey guys, remember the time Gal totally beefed it?
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>>4128532
Stop talking about that!

>>4128525
This is great, though. Gal is a right cunt.
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>>4128525
>Anna's mother.

My goodness, another Milf to play with, Op?
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>>4128525
I don’t know what’s happening. But I’m always down for some Gal.
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>>4128511
>>4128525
Oh fuck yes
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>>4128541
>Inb4 its Stasi
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After programming class, Sable asks you to stay back. "There's something important that I need to speak with you about," she tells you.

You wait for the other students to file out. Stackleford is the only one who doesn't.

"'Sup?" He asks Sable, drawing up alongside you.

Sable stares at him blankly.

"I said 'sup?" Stackleford repeats.

Sable stares at him blankly.

"...I think this is meant to be a one-on-one conversation," you tell him.

"Oh."

"Just us," you add. "Us as in Sable and I."

"Oh -- ohhh. Yeah. Uhhh. Sure. See you in Turkey club!"

He finally leaves. But his smell lingers.

Sable frowns at you. "Why are you friends with that boy?"

"That's really overstating the case," you say. "Hey -- at least he lost weight this semester."

Sable goes to the window. She's a little downcast. More than usual. "Alex has taken an interest in unusual forms of locomotion," she says, as if announcing that he has terminal cancer.

"No shit? It's not like I saw him riding to school on a unicycle today or anything."

"Sarcasm is not appreciated," Sable says. She turns, and looks at you. "I can tell when love is in the air. It's a seasonal phenomenon... springtime infatuation. He's vying for the love of one Anna Healy by trying to impress her... and her him."

You think she's severely misunderstanding this situation. Their battle is just one of two cheeky cunts being cheeky at each other. But you understand why she would see it the way she does. Especially when her own perspective is clouded by infatuation.

"What's the problem with that?" You ask. "They're your two best students. Wouldn't it be neat if they dated?"

"No!" Sable shrieks, so shrill it could shatter glass, as she pounds the desk with a fist. You jump back. Sable clears her throat, and brings her voice level again. "I want to learn to ride a unicycle. You have sex with Alex often enough -- do you know how to unicycle, too?"

"Having sex isn't like Megaman," you tell her. "Why the fuck would having sex with Alex make me into a unicyclist too?"

Sable sneers at you. "So you can't help. As expected. Useless boy."

You suspect something is missing in her baseline knowledge here. So before things move any further, you ask: "do you even know how to ride a bike?"

"No," she says.

"Shouldn't you learn how to ride a bike first?"

"Doesn't it make sense to begin with one wheel before moving on to two wheels?" Sable replies.

Alex was right. Sable does not have a good grasp on physics.

"Do you own a bike?" You ask her.

She shakes her head, just barely enough to be discerned.

"All right. Let's begin there. We'll buy you a bike."

"I don't need--"

"Do you want to impress Alex or not?" You damnd. "Do you want to win him back from the clutches of that redhaired slut, or not?"

"I don't need to impress -- I don't care ab -- this isn't --"

You pull out your phone and look up a local bike shop. "Here... The Blue Sprocket. Sounds promising. Do you have some time to go shopping?"
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>>4128567
IT'S TIME
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>>4128511
>>4128525
>>4128567
Oh fuck yes

>You pull out your phone and look up a local bike shop. "Here... The Blue Sprocket. Sounds promising. Do you have some time to go shopping?"

Oh FUCK YES
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>>4128571
IT'S TIME.

But... tomorrow. That's it for tonight.
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>>4128574
Good stuff tonight, OP-sama. Thanks for running!
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>>4128567
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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>>4128574
I can't believe I got home just in time for this fucking post.
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>>4128577

Infinitely gomenesai, Trackman. Enjoy getting caught up.
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>>4128574
Good fucking thread.

I know the unicycle thing is something we've talked about before, but I can't find it since Twitter is shit. Here's something else that's very good instead

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OP: I like the idea of kid vivian asking her dad to buy an ice cream store.

C: and he'd just do it

K: "Father, may we acquire a Baskin Robbins on the way home?"

OP: "Father. Please buy an ice cream store."

"So you can have all the ice cream you want?"

"W-what? No... no, of course not."

"Then why?"

"Because... ... ...Johann says it is a foolproof investment."

"Is that so."

"Yes. Penguins love ice cream. It is an untapped market. Tell him, Johann." -- "It is an untapped market."
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>>4128567
>Smatters
Nice. I hope Noelle happens to be at the same bike shop for no reason at all so she can finally meet Alabaster.

Also, jealous Sable is cute. Cute!
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>>4128582
I had mentioned seeing some guy getting around my campus on a unicycle like it was no thing, then we started running away with the craziness. That OP has used it to segue into The Blue Sprocket is amazing.
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>>4128588
>>4128582

Readers are the engine that makes FQ what it is! So much of the good stuff is taken from things suggested or inspired by you all. I'm just a conduit.
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>>4128600
And that's why we love you~
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>>4128600
>>4128588
I'm gonna put 'Fuck Quest Collaborator' on my resume.
Also, I found it!

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K: Man, I forgot the kind of characters you wind up seeing on college campuses
Saw this absolute Apex Chad riding a unicycle to class today

C: legend

OP: My school had a unicycler too!
He had an old tymey mustache

K: so did this one lmao
are they like, a species separate from ours?

C: same actually, though it was back in high school so the moustache wasn't an option
does every school across all cultures just have a unicycler

K: A constant of the universe, it must be.
Who in the harem is most likely to secretly own a unicycle?

OP: in high school I bought a pogo stick at a yard sale and thought I could become my school's pogo sticker... but I never got good enough at it to use it for locomotion

K: lmfao

C: ahaha
that feels very Rose2

K: the pogostick part does for sure
for some reason Renee and unicycle goes together in my head

C: i'm sure alabaster would be happy to encourage his sister to pogo stick more often

OP: Rose2 would want to but she would never be able to do it
I think Alex, Amber and Chloe are the best candidates for secret unicyclers

K: >Chloe
lmfao

C: alexfag thinks "while the odds of Galatea being a unicycler are very low, her aptitute for it would presumably be very high"

K: Only in 421 lol

C: perhaps
maybe she'd be naturally gifted at it regardless of implant

K: I see Anna as more of a scooter gal lol

OP: Alex unicycles to school to impress the kinds of dorks who would be impressed by that, so the next day Gal unicycles to school upside-down, using her hands to pedal, to flex on him

K: lmfao

C: perfection
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>>4128567
If Gal finds out that Sable is jealous of her for hogging Alex's attention, Gal will be utterly and insuffrably smug.

And Sable would completely lose her shit if Gal starts mimicking her and claiming she's a better Sable than Sable.
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>>4128683
Clearly we just need to lock Alex, Sable, Cerise, and Gal all in a room together to smug it out once and for all.
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>>4128683
>Sable tries to get back at Gal by attempting to seduce Cerise
It would fail so hard, but it'd be hilarious to see
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>>4128443
Sweet

>>4128567
Finally
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>>4128567
>See you in Turkey club!
Oh Stacks... After Gal's initial reaction, I will never be able to get enough of these lines.
>>4128697
Of course if she succeeds, or Cerise allows her to succeed, this 'prom war' will only escalate.
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>>4128600
Oh yeah OP, got a suggestion for THE CHART.

>Their respective board's transformation fetish

So couch for Cerise and sandwich for Anna, for instance. I don't think every girl would necessarily have one, but I think it'd be funny to see what they get associated with.
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>>4128948
That's awful. Now I can't stop thinking about it. Too far. DDG has their loli android tf fetishist
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>>4128948
Can't believe I'm fueling this with a response, but Vivian, Makoto, and Kay are very likely.
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>>4128948
>>4128964
>>4128967
And we know for certain Whitney had a general dedicated to her. Buncha zoomers, those guys.
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>>4129383
Still and forever unzoomable.
>>4128967
>kay vera spotted with a federal agent getting ice cream
>playing both sides?
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>>4129719
Kay always plays both sides, to ensure that she gets to be on top!
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Guys guys guys

Fuck Quest turns 6 in only a few hours!
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>>4129829
Oh good, I was looking for a reason to drink.
Happy birthday FQ
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>>4129899
Hmmmm...

Is this a Lizard Wizard or a Wizard Lizard?
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>>4129829
>6 years
I feel like I just aged a decade.
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moo
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>>4130165
C-careful, Anonymous-dono...
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Only just got to catch up from last night. Coming back to the thread and seeing the unicycle wars play out was a beautiful surprise

>>4128683
Y E S
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>>4128237
Cerise is so lewd once you start pumping loads in her
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>>4130244
I love my lewd wife (S1/422) so much.
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>>4128289
Can we have slutty schoolgirls sable and Renee PLEASE
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>>4130250
Literally got mad she couldn't mindlessly suck our cock for hours, oof.
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Rimworld is one hell of a drug.
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https://pastebin.com/BpsMph8p

Happy birthday, FQ.

Mama loves you.
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>>4130370
Oh FUCK
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>>4130370
I was gonna wait a half hour, but may as well say it now.

Happy Birthday, /fq/-tachi! I love you all!
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>>4130370
Holy fuck, OP
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>>4130370
Now you're just teasing on purpose. >:T
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>>4130370
Happy 6th birthday, FQ!

>>4130398
The longest waits are the ones that never come.
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[party noises]
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And now it's official to the second. Six years of Fuck Quest. Amazing.
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Happy birthday Fuck Quest!
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>>4130370
excellent

thank you op

you're the best
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>>4130370
It's been a ride. I'll always have warm memories of the nights I spent in the live threads.
And, as always, thanks for all your work OP.
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>he added it

OP you legend
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>>4130459
>all Camelia General posters are vanillfags
It's too perfect.
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>>4130370
Scarlett is truly a treasure.
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>>4130370
>gyrau Carte teasing last night
>Scarlett sex (de)education tonight
OP is trying to kill us.
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Fun fact:

At 4:22 AM during Episode 1 of Season 1 of Fuck Quest, we were all debating on whether or not to respond to Vivian's... ostentatious class introduction. In the very next post, but 11 minutes later, the (historically) single most important vote in the entire quest was put to us. You all know the one.
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>>4130548
It's surreal to think how different the series would have gone if we had just made slightly different choices during those first episodes
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>>4130561
It's my favorite "what-if" to think about that I'm so glad OP managed to fuel over the reboot, even if not quite. Thinking of how season 1 would have progressed purely from a conceptual level with Pink Rose in place of Yellow Rose changes literally everything about the narrative as we knew it then and know it today. It's simply not the same quest.
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>>4130564
It is the one single example you can point to for a choice that made Fuck Quest into "Fuck Quest". Every other choice since, every sentence, every pastebin, every interaction, is built on the harem that came into existence the very next thread as a result of that choice.
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>>4130548
[X] Go say hi.
[ ] Go eat your lunch.

This was the single most important choice we made? How so?
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>>4130616
Rose Mallory doesn't exist.
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>>4130165
Have we had any lactation scenes post-reboot? I only remember the one with Mom and Cerise at the end of the original run.

Rose mommydom/breastfeeding when
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Checked the CHART again for first time in a while and
>Mom's best cosplay: Revy
ohhh man
>Charlotte: Lucoa
OHHHH MAN
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>>4130722
More importantly have we had any Renee X Cerise scenes ever.
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>>4130370
Jesus tapdancing Christ.
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>>4130468
Thinking about how all posters in that thread probably just fantasize about reforming the most feared terrorist in the world. And making her into a wholesome girl. “I want to show Camelia that violence isn’t the answer! I really, really want to!”
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>>4130370
RIP in piece dad. you had a good run.
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Am I the only one who wants a Chloe 422 H-scene?
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>>4130616
Had we gone to eat our lunch, OP would have introduced us to the president of the anime club, who was some weeby dork - this metaplot would, of course, be reintroduced in the reboot in the form of our dear imouto. However, this precluded the very existence of Rose Mallory, who wasn't conceived until the third episode because of our decision there. Rose's existence, of course, butterflied out to interacting with nearly the entire harem (only Scarlett's season 1 portrayal really stays in isolation) that painted the season 1 we all know and love.

OP has also gone notably on record as stating that Rose is the primary reason the reboot was Fuck Quest at all and not some other tertiary quest. Of course, so many decisions regarding her specifically are the entire reason the reboot has turned out the way it has, further reinforcing the idea that Rose is secretly the best girl.
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>>4130998
Also, leave the little girl alone. She's innocent now.
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>>4130998
Chloe and Stasi (Mara probably right out though) scenes would be neat, dunno how OP'd work them in though
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>>4130754
Renee and Cerise have shared fourH-scenes together:

Season 3, Episode 9: Oral Exam
Season 3, Episode 13: The Bachelorette
Season 4, Episode 9: Here Cum the Brides
Season 4, Episode 13: Lewd-est

Notably, however, they have only made direct sexual contact in ONE of these scenes, all the way back in Oral Exam. Every other time they were separated by at least one degree of lewdness.
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>>4131068
I need that sweet 1 on 1 or shared with alabaster scene. Ever since the concept of them bonding in season 2 it’s my favorite concept that hasn’t been explored much except recently with the mention of them drinking and the teachers fighting over their affection.
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>>4131137
Agreed, it surprises me this hasn't come to fruition yet.
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>>4131137
>>4131139
Cerise decreees that the teacher who can service her the best will win her affection! Watch in awe as Sable and Renee come up with increasingly perverted pleasure toys to drive Cerise to sexual ecstasy!
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>>4131139
During season 1 my biggest thing was getting Whitney and Renees double date. Look at us now, we’re swimming in Renee Whitney. Hope is our shield brother.
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310422~
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>>4131173
What does LaQuinta’s prisoner ID have to do with anything?
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>>4131173
>>4131195
I thought it was a six-digit number for a certain website at first. I'm disappointed it's not.
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>>4130370
now THIS is education
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>>4130370
Between this and the earlier thing about Cerise sucking Ally's dick, I want a scene where we have some 1 on 1 with her and make her pledge that her pussy belongs to Alabaster
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>>4131211
Well we ARE up to 304679 now, so it's only a matter of time.
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>>4130993
The cycle continues for yet another turn.
>>4131050
Would it really have been Rose Pink tho? All I know is that Whitney would have seemed more thirsty than rapey without Rose.
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>>4131353
Same personality and avatar that OP was planning for, who knows on the name. The divergence would have been pretty wide though from that point on.
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>>4131353
>Would it really have been Rose Pink tho?
It's exactly why Rose the Pink was chosen as the glitch in the matrix for the Gateway to Heaven scene. OP told us beforehand that Rose was always supposed to be Alabaster's opposite, but instead of being the power-hungry SJW feminist extremist, she was going to be a cringy, super-mega-turbo weeb who openly broadcasted her power level and was the head of the anime club (not Cerise).

When we got to that scene, we all already knew that That Choice was a big one, and since we were replaying a version of S1E, we decided that we should take the alternate route to see what would happen. In-canon, this brought a broken, glitched Rose2 into the simulation, and later, that experience was taken to the extreme after the shift to 421.422 which made her into an actual person. Then she became really real in 422.
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>>4131518
>>4131529
I gathered most of that, just still wrapping my head around it being Sotone. But there was/is a precedent for it. I'm still wrestling with the whole GtH because it was the first 'encounter' with the Optimizing Parameter.

In other news, I look forward to how Charlotte will raise the stakes in the apparent MILF showdown going on.
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I think I may have missed some reader questions upthread, so if there's something you want to know, feel free to ask. No material planned for tonight, sorry. May put up a couple of 2-axis charts and add things to THE CHART later on.
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>>4131770
Did you ever imagine for a moment six years ago that you'd be doing this still?
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>>4131770
The pogo stick incident covered most of mine, but I do need to ask.

How's Hank?
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>>4131777
I didn't think it would last more than a couple threads. But I was overwhelmed by the response and fell in love with the setting and characters!

I knew when I came back to it in 2018 that I would have to finish for real no matter what, but I had no idea what the story would grow into, or how long it would take.

I'm glad I did it.

>>4131784
Hank is just fine. And he's still just Hank.
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>>4131809
Was there any one thing that persuaded you to finally canonize Smatters in the reboot? Is Samantha's silliness as fun for you to write as other characters?
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>>4131809
Is there any stuff you would have gone back and changed in retrospect? I know not including Makoto was one, but I forget if there were any other things you would have liked to do differently.
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>>4131770
Singing talent axis chart would be appreciated. We know Renee Whitney and makoto skill level but not the others.
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>>4131871
>but not the others
We know David's, but too bad he's not in the axis charts.
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>>4131901
>Smatters sings in public
Something about that image is incredibly cute. What does she like to sing?
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>>4131901
The Tone Police WHEN?
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>>4131901
I feel bad for our science bitches.

On the other hand, I have a great urge to make Whitney climb right into Makoto's zone.
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>>4131050
You may preach the ways of the prophet Rose, but I will always believe in our original lord and savior Whitney Christ.

>>4131770
Kind of a strange one but does Papa Soliloquy have any actual character traits, or was he just never developed beyond the sitting gag that carried over from season 1?

Now that he's not future Alabaster and/or dead, I find myself curious about him before the lethal Printed Media Parasite fused with him.
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>>4131915
I have a theory that involves certain character bios in Christmas Cake Assassin. OP never names things by coincidence.
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>>4131921
...Oh. Oooooooooh. Maybe Alabaster should be a bit more cautious about slinging dick at his mom.
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>>4131905
I like to imagine Samantha singing this on stage in a seedy lounge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhP_8MUS-ro
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A bit late but I really want to wish you a happy birthday /FQ/. This became so much more than anybody would've ever thought originally. Thank you so much OP for all you've given us. I'll definitely keep my eye out if you ever actually do a novelization. I'm so glad I could be a part of this
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>>4131921
>OP never names things by coincidence.

Well it's not quite the same thing, but this post is kind of an example of that happening >>4115592

>>4131934
God damn, that's not the kind of song I was expecting her to sing at all. Beautiful though.
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>>4131944
>A bit late
You made it with 17 and a half minutes to spare!

>>4131934
It only just dawned on me that Samantha would have a slight country-girl twang. My dick grew three sizes this day.

>>4131946
I believe I've established that OP is the reason I don't believe in coincidence anymore. We are all bound by the red shibari of fate.
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>>4131946
I'd say that's just the universe auto-correcting itself for another layer of OP fuckery
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>>4131934
...Is that where Smatters being from Omaha comes from?
It's till bizarre to me that my hometown is mentioned in FQ.
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>>4131901
Renee is going to have to work on Whitney’s confidence! And now we need Gal forced into karaoke. Thanks OP!
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>>4131944
Thank you for being a part of it. Without you all, it never would have been anything at all. You've been so wonderful over the years! I love you all.

>>4131946
It's one of my favorite albums.

I don't think I've ever talked about this, but I considered the possibility of Rose dying in season 2. The idea didn't ever get anywhere, and I don't know how it even would have happened, but I pictured using this as an ending song if it happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crr6OPOa0P4

On a slightly less depressing note, here's another song from the album I can picture Samantha singing. I could picture Rose singing it too, now that I think of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs08QNTCZsw

>>4131960
Nah, just another one of those strange FQ coincidences.
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>>4131969
Correction Gal Cerise and Renee all singing a song together. Now that’s perfection.
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>>4131970
I can't believe OP almost killed Rose by hitting her with Kay's car.
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>>4131977
How do you know I didn't? Anime girls get isekai'd by speeding cars every day. Quite curious that we wound up in a timeline where Rose wins.
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>>4131981
Because you already confirmed they both died in the first DA explosion, silly! So technically, you DID kill Rose in Season 2. We just didn't notice at the time.
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How would Renee react if she Alabaster Eskimo kissing someone else?
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>>4132001
Was there ever a character you were more excited to introduce or reintroduce more than others? Any specific reactions from us you were excited to see?
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>>4132047
I was intensely excited to introduce Alex and Rose2 in the reboot. I knew people would love them both. Not much to say about it beyond that -- they're just fun characters.

Rose was really fun to reintroduce. Probably my favorite reboot reintroduction. As you pointed out, bringing her back (and the whole background plot of Alabaster having had to live with her), was a huge impetus for rebooting the series. I knew I was going the right way when people in the premiere thread were like "I don't remember Rose being this good"!

I was pretty excited to introduce Mara as Vivian's mother. I knew people would have some intense fear of her! The realization that David Darkbloom isn't Vivian's worst parent was perversely funny.

Among characters I wasn't as sure of was Chloe. I think she turned out really well (in my opinion, she's the most interesting antagonist in the series) but at the time I conceived her and introduced her, I wasn't really sure what I wanted to do with her character.

And I wish I had done better with reintroducing Renee. I kept her status shrouded in mystery, and the reveal of what was going on with her late in season 2 was really fun to execute. But then when she actually showed up in season 2, she was a vehicle for exposition, and we couldn't really reconnect.
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I think this counts as a happy birthday from Elby! Renee didn't want to buy the gyaru seifuku, so she just ended up 'borrowing' the one Elby's OC wears.

https://imgur.com/a/TR0tgsX
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>>4132102
I'll admit I was apprehensive about Qiangxiang's introduction as well ("Another new character? After Makoto?") but I think she was a great addition to the story.

>>4132110
why the h*ck is imgur telling me I need to sign in to see this
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>>4132112
It is? That's never happened before. I know imgur requires you to sign in to see mature images, but I didn't mark the album as that.
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>>4132116
>>4132110
Either way, I now have exploding-dick-itus. I hope Elby takes responsibility!
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>>4132127
>>4132110

Weird.

If that link doesn't work for you folks, try this: https://mega.nz/#F!uRhTyBxD!e6qYunJQG6E5hLO2XixyWw
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>>4131831
It was inspired, I think, by people asking to see her again. But I had intended her scene in season 3 to be a one-off. I didn't decide to bring Samantha back permanently until after season 4 began. It was kind of on a whim, I think maybe even the day I introduced her again. I figured she deserved her day in the sun.

>>4131846
You know, I was thinking the other day about what a radically different direction I could have taken everything. If instead of veering into increasingly metaphysical sci-fi, I made season 3 a story more in line with season 2.

Whitney and the others take over DBA, but now have to deal with an incipient terrorist movement targeting them and the whole Big Data ecosystem, inspired by the actions of Camelia. Plus the lingering threats of organized crime in the form of Mara and Tyrus. Having to navigate the corporate world and the world of politics at the same time. Trying to figure out the ethics of the technology they've got control over. Etc. We saw a lot of this in season 3, even season 4, but the questions around Sand Reckoner's real power were dominant. But what if SR was just a really powerful spying/data knowledgebase and the last part of the story was more around being in control of the societal sea-change it would represent?

I don't know if I'd want to do that. But it could have been interesting. I was pretty committed to Sand Reckoner being a reality-warping technology even in season 2, I was just building to it. I knew early on that season 2 would end with Sand Reckoner somehow altering the universe.
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>>4132137
Good stuff

As for recommending a new chart category: preferred name of their firstborn child!
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>>4132157
A man of taste
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W e ' r e. A l l. C o n n e c t e d.
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>tfw awkward mommy dream
T-thanks OP
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>>4132455
Lucky you. The only /fq/ related dreams I get are ones where I'm late to the thread for some reason
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>>4132130
>seifuku renee

Oh god oh fuck
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Well I still don't understand how imgur just detected that the images I posted were NSFW (a certain percentage of pixels being skin colour? shrug), but I think I figured out how to bypass it at least. Just have to hotlink to each image directly.

https://i.imgur.com/GH7Z5Ut.png
https://i.imgur.com/NzndH5U.png
https://i.imgur.com/rcHaOkE.png
https://i.imgur.com/0IgBXmK.png
https://i.imgur.com/MlY1YZG.png
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I still can't believe this is actually ending
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>>4132463
Tangentially fq only, unfortunately. Lots of recent elements coming together at once into a parent-teacher conference. I still blame OP.
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>>4131770
Hey, I still haven't caught up through season 3, too many words. First time posting to say that this is a nice quest.
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>>4131770
Did you always the "it's not enough for me to win" speech in mind for Chloe or did you come up with that one day? That shit really hit hard when I first read that
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Can someone do a drawing of Makoto foaming jizz from her mouth while ahegao'd, one with a dick in frame and one without. and in one version can the jizz be red instead of white?
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>>4132137
Hey, OP?
In Reality 421, was humanity able to recover from the events that led to Alabaster and Rose contacting the Optimizing Parameter or did those events herald a slow, sad decline into extinction?

Was 422 Mara the same evil bitch as her 421 counterpart? Judging from the text, Vivian seems to genuinely mourn her passing, though it's implied she was too young to understand what her mother truly was.
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>>4132475
M U H
Well done again, Elby.
>>4132981
bruh.
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Page 5 is upon us, lads. The beginning of the end.
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>>4133909
Please don't.
It hurts to know.
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>>4133178

>was humanity able to recover from the events that led to Alabaster and Rose contacting the Optimizing Parameter or did those events herald a slow, sad decline into extinction?

Hard to say. The Optimizing Parameter directly states that humans must reach the stars for her to gain access to technology prerequisite for seeding the next universe's initial condition.

Remember that she creates the initial state of the next universe by manipulating the cosmic background radiation, whose data passes through the permeable boundary between universes. She does this by moving supermassive black holes into precise positions just before the entropic heat death of the universe.

But maybe humanity is not her only route to long-term survivability. Maybe humanity goes extinct, but she can persist long enough for another intelligent species to evolve on Earth and ferry her to the stars. Or maybe a species from some other planet comes to visit and she hitches a ride. Or maybe there is a mechanism in place for her to become reconstructed far in the distant future. Much of how she works in the details is a mystery.

But it's possible that she came quite close to a failure state so catastrophic that she almost didn't make it out of 421:421.421.421.422 herself. Sobering to think about! Her destruction would mean the eternal destruction of the human race too, across all future universes. This close call could have been another impetus for her to begin a new scenario rather than give another iteration of 421.

Still, I tend to think that humanity is her vehicle to the stars. So in other words, almost by definition, humanity survives the events of season 4. Maybe there is a long dark age like that which followed the fall of Rome, but I think of the species as continuing on. Maybe Sand Reckoner technology is even what ultimately sets the human race off the path to total destruction.

>Was 422 Mara the same evil bitch as her 421 counterpart?

I think Mara was a very nasty person in 422. Maybe not to the extent of 421. But deeply tied to Russian organized crime, and probably still a sociopath.
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>>4134034
I want to keep the Optimizing Parameter company during her long, lonely wait for the end of the universe! I really, really want to!
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>>4134034
>I think Mara was a very nasty person in 422. Maybe not to the extent of 421. But deeply tied to Russian organized crime, and probably still a sociopath.

Well, now you got me in the mood for assassinating Alyosha's henchmen and lackeys, maybe contributung to Mara's messed up upbringing in the process!
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>>4134041
I always knew it, but this made it hit home. Optimizing Parameter spends aeons watching reruns of Alabaster's lives to pass the time.
>>4134034
There's a lot to chew on in that answer. Catcheresis really was a broken implant, in terms of power and the physical sense, wasn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebmwYqoUp44
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>>4119257
>"yes" Anna says.
>You startle, shirking away from her. As if from nothing, she's appeared at your side. "Jesus. Don't sneak up on me."
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I can't believe Fuck Quest was designated a quarantine zone.
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>>4134846
OP wanted to try a viral marketing campaign for Memento Vivere and this was the result.
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>>4134847
I guess we were the walking dead all along.
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>>4134034
In the next iteration of 422 will alabaster and rose retain their memories again? Will they be able to bring an additional harem member along to the Optimizing Parameter and have them also retain their memories?
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>>4134874
Alabaster doesn't have an implant in 422, tho. Probably.
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>>4134874
I would assume the same memories would be brought over. Alabaster gets to fuck his harem for trillions upon trillions of years
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>>4135459
He doesn't really remember the first go does he?
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>>4135461
I'm pretty sure he has everything from 421 and can recollect things about 422 up until the point he became cognizant of his reincarnation.
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>>4131770
Fq destiny 2axis

The Chosen One! / Who?
My destiny is inevitable / Fight the power

The chart

Lucky charm or lucky superstition
Favorite day of the week
How many kids is too many
Favorite salad dressing
Addictive vice
Worst halloween costume
OP's % rating
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>>4135638
I like a lot of these but
>OP's % rating
What did you mean by this?
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>>4135247
The more often Alabaster remembers, the greater the risk to the Optimizing Parameter. She's probably watching very closely to determine at what point to cut off the tap.
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D-did OP get got by Corona?
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>>4136788
I'd prefer liquor, but beer isn't a bad way to go.
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>>4136788
He's likely just busy at work again. This thing's got a lot of businesses on edge. Optimism for the weekend!
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>>4137004
You would be correct. I've been busy at work, although not a lot of it is due to the beer virus. Only in the second half of the week have we really ramped up some of our response within our company to this. I was hoping I'd get forced to work from home like some of my colleagues have been, but my position really requires me to be on-site, so nothing will fundamentally change about my responsibilities. I want to try to run a little bit more during the week this upcoming week regardless.

Having said all that, I don't plan to run tonight, but I will be posting another vote up soon to help me decide my next project. Think of it as a runoff between the top 2 vote-getters with some more factors to consider for each.

Saturday evening we'll visit with Smatters, and enjoy some other major events.

By the way, when this thread eventually does die, I'll be a regular fixture in the ghost thread. I will probably post sporadic omakes and lewds, especially if there is request for them.
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>>4137140
Thanks for the reassurances, OP-sama.
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>>4137140
Bless you OP. Keep those hands clean.
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Memento Vivere
https://pastebin.com/R4ciBQpz

PROS:
+Pre-exisitng, high quality character art. Not a ton, but it's there.
+MemViv started as a visual novel project and shares some of its DNA with Fuck Quest -- in the sense that a lot of the plot is focused on romance, and ero scenes were planned for it. It's not a harem style, so you would eventually be expected to pick a girl and stick with her.
+I have a strong grasp on individual characters within the story and I think all the main girls are intensely interesting. The protgaonist himself is also a really interesting character -- a much different person from Alabaster. He's not such a miserable asshole, but he has some latent Chad tendencies. In any case, he's not a blank slate VN protag for sure.
+A story like this opens the door for strong character-focused writing, which is a strength of mine. I plan to keep focused on how the characters play off each other instead of trying to pin everything on "oh cool, zombies"
+Having said that, the zombies are pretty unique. I don't think I've ever seen a piece of zombie fiction do zombies the way I have them planned.
+Very topical!

CONS:
-Very topical.
-I don't have a strong vision for the story. Only some thumbnail sketches of how I want the overarching plot of societal chaos to play in general.
-I picture it beginning pretty slow. We might not even see any zombies for several threads. I want it to be a slow burn with the intensity ramping up over the course of weeks as it would in real life. But that could turn people off who come for action.
-With the expectation that it won't be a harem (although anything could change, I guess) -- having to choose a girl is essentially alienating to people who are partisans of the other girls. I myself pretty strongly favor one of the girls in particular, since I was her route writer in the VN project, but I'll try to keep my bias out of play. (They're all great, anyway).
-Kinda edgy?
-Less room for shadowrunning and speculah.
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Christmas Cake Assassin
https://pastebin.com/nK67fSYp
PROS:
+I have a very strong vision, not only of the major characters, but also the "superplot" driving the narrative. I also have tons of strong ideas for individual threads (since the content is more episodic in nature, with fulfilling contracts against targets). I could easily run 3-4 "seasons" worth of content with the ideas I have.
+Along with the point above, I think some of the plot arcs I have planned out are extremely arresting and truly epic (in the literal sense of the word).
+I plan for Fuck Quest characters to make cameo appearances. I could even see a major role for some characters you already know, but that's not guaranteed.
+I consider this quest to be more in line with my strengths as a writer because it will have more comedy/satire in it. MemViv is horror/suspense played fairly straight, whereas CCA is a black comedy.
+Tons of room for shadowrunning and speculah.

CONS:
-I don't have a strong baseline knowledge of firearms, so some of the details I will need to buff up on, and still will get things wrong. Even though I consider the technical details secondary to character and setting, realism in the details nonetheless helps establish those things.
-It's a huge departure from Fuck Quest. The metaplot is not about romance at all. There would be opportunities for romance but that's not the motivating force behind the story's events.
-No character art currently exists. Does not mean it never would, though.
-The episodic format could turn people off who want to see major story movements every single thread.
-The episodic format and the nature of the story also mean that it may be more plot-focused than character-focused.
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>>4137202
Can we see some of this character art.
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>>4137202
>I myself pretty strongly favor one of the girls in particular, since I was her route writer in the VN project, but I'll try to keep my bias out of play.
Oho! If we do end up going with this one, it'll be interesting to try and work out which of the girls it was. My vote still goes to CCA though.

That point about alienating the readers is a fair one. It's obviously not the same, but I'm imaging the chaos that would have ensued if the original series of FQ had it so we could only choose a single girl to be with. The Cerise VS Whitney war would have driven every thread into chaos. (Even moreso than it already did)
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>>4137213
I don't want to bias the vote towards MemViv just because it has the benefit of preexisting art. But for now, here's your protag.
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>>4137223
Damn, that is quality.

If you don't mind me asking, what stopped the VN project from going ahead?
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>>4137228

Like so many volunteer projects, people just didn't deliver and it eventually decayed.
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>>4137223
Fuuuuuckkk I’m so conflicted. On one hand I think I would prefer the story structure of MV more as opposed to episodic but not having the typical comedy that I love would be a shame. But having the non harem defining romance could definitely kill it for a lot of readers.

I think I’m leaning towards CCA. Honestly I’m happy with either. With hopes that FQ novelization eventually happens.

But I do hope we can see the rest of the art at some point or it reused for cca if any of it would be suitable.
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>>4137202
>>4137207
After putting more thought into it, I think I'll sustain my original vote for CCA, although I'd love to to read both stories whenever possible.

Having said that, I don't think anything being a departure from FQ is a real con! We just want more from you in general, OP-sama!
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>>4137202
>>4137207
>Very topical
while the thought of the corona virus becoming a zombie holocaust is entertaining I'm leaning towards CCA due to
>I don't have a strong vision for the story

[X] CCA

Also not too sure on the FQ cameos
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>>4137202
> MemViv
I feel with a little bit of SoL to start things off the story can build itself and I like the idea of actually only getting one waifu
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>>4137140
Someone have a link to the ghost thread?
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>>4137202
I'm a huge zombie fan so I'm going with
>Memviv
Also mifly Gorden is right up my alley
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>>4137595
It's all fun and games until the girl you really like loses.
>>4137615
I assume he means the archive of this thread
>>4137202
>>4137207
Dunno if this is the call to vote, but based on the fact that your sense of humor is what made me take note of FQ back in the day, I'll probably go with CCA plus I want to find out if Thomas is more than a coincidence.
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Chart:
"Hm, today I will
Cause Problems/Solve Problems
On Purpose"/By Accident"
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>>4137900
Amazingly, one of the few where I can envision Vivian and Amber winding up in the same far corner.
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Full can be found at: https://i.imgur.com/By436id.png
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>>4138702
Excellent.
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>>4138702
That's the good stuff. Role reversal when?
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>>4138702
Spectacular.

>>4137900
Here you go~
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>>4137207
I find myself leaning towards Christmas Cake Assassin, if only because I find myself fascinated by the potential backstory of the years between Karen becoming an office lady and getting back into the life of an assassin at 30.

What forced Karen to become an office lady? If she was one of the world's top assassins, she would have been paid possibly millions of dollars for her work. Did she squander all her money and she left herself flat broke at 20? Or were her accounts frozen, for whatever reason?

So Karen made zero friends after about a decade of office work? Did she want to, but her past makes it difficult for her to relate with ordinary civilian problems? Or had her formative years as an assassin leave her contemptuous of ordinary people and she just couldn't give a flying fuck about what they think?

Would you say it's likely that Karen, at least at the start of the quest, has let herself go fitness wise, since office work doesn't really call for top fitness and the drudge of 9 to 5 office work has left her feeling drained and exhausted? Or has she been working out after work hours because... well, she honestly has nothing else to occupy her time?

With Karen pledging to kill herself at 30, does she not go through with that because she comes to the conclusion that was a pledge made by a stupid edgy teen who didn't know what she was talking about? Or has the OL life left her so listless and depressed she can't even muster the energy needed to enact a 9mm retirement plan?
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>>4138842
I'd be answering pretty much all of these questions in short order in the premiere! We'd begin with Karen in her OL life on the day of her 30th birthday.
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>>4137202
>>4137207
I'm at an impasse here, because I like both ideas, and I hope both are realised in due time.

However, I know you want a vote, so I flipped a coin, and Christmas Cake Assasin won.

Bring on the OLs
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Was favorite Radiohead song always on the chart or is that new?

Also Op preferred first child name/gender when
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Alex is already waiting, sitting on the curb, when you step out of Sable's van with her.

"Alex--!!" Sable gasps, noticing him, as she closes the driver's side door. "What are you doing here?"

Alex hops to his feet, and brushes the dirt from the back of his shorts. "Ally texted me that you were going bike shopping. I wanted to help out!"

"Yoouuu..." Sable drawls, obviously angry at you. "This was all set up to embarrass me, wasn't it? Admit it."

"Yes," you admit.

Sable's face goes livid both figuratively and literally. And it only gets worse when Anna pulls up on her unicycle.

She's pedaling with her feet this time, at least. "hello Sir. hello ms. guiteau."

(She conspicuously leaves out Alex, and doesn't even glance his way. Alex shoots her a sour look.)

Sable's head swivels this way and that as Anna rides in tight circles around you and her.

"This is cruel," Sable says, voice tinged by despair. "You've all come to mock and denigr--"

"whoaa-oaa-oaaa," Anna cuts in, struggling to maintain her balance for a moment. She just barely rights herself and continues to circle you.

"Be careful!" Alex tells her -- in a voice dripping sarcasm.

"hey ms. guiteau, can you tell alex to please regrade wednesday's quiz. he marked me down because he didn't understand how i set up the recursion function."

"Maybe you should start commenting your code!" Alex offers, face twitching.

"hey ms. guiteau, can you explain to alex that good coders don't need comments to understand code."

"You didn't comment the code in your quiz?" Sable asks, just before Anna slips out of view behind the two of you.

"not enough time" Anna says as she draws back around towards your front side.

"Good coders make time," Sable says sternly. "You're lucky Alex graded that quiz. I would have failed you immediately."

Anna stops pedaling, and fumbles her way down from her unicycle. With unsteady hands she hoists the contraption up and holds it under her armpit, the ultralight frame no trouble for even her anemic ass to tote around. "i..." she mutters, surprised and embarrassed.

"I can definitely regrade it, though, if you want!" Alex tells her.

Anna pouts.

"No one is obligated to make sense of your code," Sable tells her. "If you did something in an unorthodox way, explain it! Otherwise you're wasting everyone's time. Not commenting your code is your way of saying that your time is more valuable than Alex's. It isn't!"

(You can only smile bemusedly. You've lost count of the number of times Alex has bemoaned to you, in this universe and in the last, how Sable never comments her labyrinthine, meandering, byzantine code.)

Sable brushes past Anna, towards the shop's entrance.

"ms. guiteau -- i..." Anna begins.

You shrug at her.

"aren't you going to say something, Sir?" Anna asks, having come to expect that you'll leap to defend her whenever she faces bullying.

"No comment," you say. You follow Sable and Alex into the bike shop. Anna glumly brings up the rear.
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>>4139016
It's new. I was thinking last night about how absurdly perfect a lot of Radiohead's discography is for FQ. Pyramid Song is literally The End of Fuck Quest!
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>>4139025
>bullying Anna.
Yesssss...
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>>4139025
It's actually time!
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>>4139025
Ally white knighting for Gal is beautiful. We know he punched someone for her hope we get something else like that
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>>4139025
>"No comment," you say. You follow Sable and Alex into the bike shop. Anna glumly brings up the rear.

That whole exchange was just a setup for that punchline, huh?

I love it
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You enter the cozy little shop. Bicycles and assorted gear line the four walls. An assortment of racks in the middle have even more bikes for perusal. As you step in, the bell over the door announces that customers have arrived. A figure hops up from behind the counter.

"Hello! Welcome to the world-famous Blue Sprocket! An easy ride for everyone!"

You feel a world-warping sense of shock. Samantha Smatters is here, in the flesh -- bunny ears and bunny tail and bunny suit and all.

"Is this place really world-famous?" Sable asks, skeptical, as she glances all around.

"I'd like to think so!" Samantha says.

"You would know whether or not you're world famous," Sable tells her.

Samantha giggles.

"Is she wearing a..." Alex begins, half-whispering to you.

"Yep," you affirm. What sight for sore eyes. She's got the best rack here.

"unf," Anna breathes, unable to contain herself.

"Are you just here to look, or do you need some service?" Samantha asks.

Alex is here to look, that's for sure. He's staring unashamedly at Samantha's considerable cleavage. And as Samantha steps out from behind the counter, his eyes drift down to her fishnet stockings, admiring the way the criss-crossed nylon bites into her thighs.

Sable notices Alex noticing Samantha. She looks from him to her. "Yes, I'm here for a bicycle," Sable says, in a tone of barely-concealed jealousy.

"Wonderful!" Samantha says. She's unable to register the jealousy in Sable's voice. "What sort of biking do you want to do? Mountain biking? Courier service? Or just riding around town?"

"She's never ridden a bike before," you tell Samantha.

Samantha blinks. "Oh! Oh my goodness! That's no good! You need to fix that right away. Riding a bike is so fun... the very best, even!"

"I think I'm done, actually," Sable says, turning away. She beckons for Alex: "Alex -- let's go."

But Alex is firmly rooted in place. So is Anna for that matter. So are you for that matter.

Samantha stops Sable by putting a hand on her shoulder. "Come on now, miss! You don't want to disappoint your son, do you?"

"...My son?" Sable says.

Samantha nods at Alex.

"Alex is not my son!!!" Sable shrieks.

Samantha shirks back, hands clasped over her ears. She stares at Sable in sudden fright. "I-- I'm so sorry, miss! I just thought... well, you're both so cute, and the way you called after him-- you-- must be siblings, then, right?"

[ ] Tell Samantha that they're lovers.
[ ] Tell Samantha that Alex really is Sable's son and that Sable is just self-conscious about her age.
[ ] Let Sable and/or Alex answer on their own.
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>>4139102
>[X] Tell Samantha that they're lovers.
Maximum embarassment
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>>4139102
Tell Samantha they are lovers!
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>>4139102
There she is!

>[x] Tell Samantha that they're lovers.

Sable's never going to admit it herself. Alex might, but this is how we ensure it.
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>>4139102
>[X] Tell Samantha that they're lovers.
the ONLY choice
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>>4139102
>[ ] Tell Samantha that Alex really is Sable's son and that Sable is just self-conscious about her age.
I like the lovers line, I do.
But I also want Sam to make Sable even more uncomfortable through unintentional flirting.
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>>4139102
[X]Tell Samantha that they're lovers
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Additionally introduce Anna as your GF and hold her hand.
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>>4139102
The way I see it, these choices also decide the bike Samantha would recommend, so...

>[ ] Tell Samantha that they're lovers.
Give us the tandem bike, Samantha!
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>>4139102
>[x] Tell Samantha that they're lovers
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>>4139102
>[ ] Tell Samantha that they're lovers.
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>>4139102
>[x] Tell Samantha that they're lovers.
>[x] Tell Samantha that Alex really is Sable's son and that Sable is just self-conscious about her age.

OP, you're gonna have to choose for me, because I'm voting for the first but will accept the second if Alex calls Sable "mommy" out loud.
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>>4139158
Better yet, just tell her that she's both Alex's mother and lover
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>>4139174
Some sort of Mothver.
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>>4139102
>[x] Tell Samantha Alex really is Sable's son but she's self conscious about the age gap.
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>>4139174
Seconding this
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Ooof. I'm having some serious writer's block right now.

The only thing I can think to do is work on a couple lewd ideas I've got, including the resolution to the encounter with Samantha, and another one from the punchlist I've got upthread. >>4117254

But that'll take me a little time, as always, so don't wait up.

Prom on Sunday.

In the meantime, for one of the lewds I'll be cooking up, here's a vote. Please choose which of the following you'd like to see!

[ ] Dommymommy Cerise
[ ] Dommymommy Cerise
[ ] Dommymommy Cerise
[ ] Dommymommy Cerise
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>>4139282
Hmm. This is a tough one. I think I'll have to abstain and think on it a bit.
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>>4139282
I just can't decide...
>[X] Dommymommy Cerise
>[X] Dommymommy Cerise
>[X] Dommymommy Cerise
>[X] Dommymommy Cerise
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>>4139282
>[ ] Dommymommy Cerise
I'm all about that third one. It speaks to me in a way the others don't.
>Prom on Sunday
ANTICIPATION
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>>4139282
Dommymommy Cerise, but on the other hand, Dommymommy Cerise. Then again Dommymommy Cerise

Guess I'll compromise and choose
>Dommymommy Cerise
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>>4139282
Damn, sorry to hear that. Hope it works out.

>[x] Dommymommy Cerise
I bet a lot of you will disagree with me on this one, but I just feel like it's the best option to go with.
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>>4139282
>[X] Dommymommy Cerise
Pissing, wind, etc.
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>>4139297

Why would Dommymommy Cerise piss into the wind if she could use Alabaster's mouth instead?

Just kidding. Unless...?
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Whoops, I missed this last night
>>4137202
>>4137207
>[X] Christmas Cake Assassin

>>4138702
Ohhhhhhh yes.
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>>4139282
If we die the vote can we get dommy dommy mommy dommy mommy mommy dommy mommy cerise?
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>>4139282
>[x] Dommymommy Cerise
This but also Dommymommy Cerise.

I hope this isn't too greedy.
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>>4139282
>[ ] Dommymommy Cerise
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>>4139282
>[ ] Dommymommy Cerise

If this doesn't involve Alex I will be shocked, and frankly, kind of disappointed.
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>>4139282
>expecting the readers to choose only one
I hope you decide to rectify this in one of your omakes.
>[X] Dommymommy Cerise
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>>4139282
>[ ] Write in: Dommymommy Cerise

>>4137202
>>4137207
Still in favor of CCA, but you got me curious on your take for zombies.

>+I plan for Fuck Quest characters to make cameo appearances.
I personally think that the FQ character cameos should be one degree of familiarity away from the characters that Karen interacts with. Only alluded to, but never "on-screen" so to speak.
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>>4138836
Big McThankies from McSpankies, OP!
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Reading the chart can be overwhelming. I always notice a new joke or find something that I really want. Like taking Renee to the tunnel of love at an amusement park. Or having cerise, Vivian, and Johanne at a penguin exhibit at a zoo.

The chart is too powerful for its own good. And really gives the characters a sense of individuality knowing all this random information.
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>>4139526
It's great, isn't it?
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>>4137202
>>4137223
As fun as CCA sounds I would really like to see MemViv. I'm interested to see how you would pull off horror and the art looks really nice
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>>4139282
Wow, these are all great.

Hmmm.
>[X] Dommymommy Cerise
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>>4138702
This picture is shit and fake. She's wearing panties.
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>>4138836
Based Amber and Whitney. Also, I really like this kinda prankster character that Anna has become. It's super fun. I want to run pranks/do improv with her now!

That gangbang scene was the best.
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>>4138836
I really like TEAM D E V I L I S H in the bottom right. Surprised, and very pleased, to see Makoto there.
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>>4139102
Tell her they're lovers.
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A seasonal bug has decided to stop over in Palo Alto

<Twenty-four hour recovery - A full week of bed rest>
^"I'm fine, I promise!" - "Please, kill me"v
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>>4140094
>Alex, Whitney and Amber
It's always them in the fucking winners circle.

Also liking Noelle, Cerise, Anna and Vivian here.
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>>4140094
Ace. I had questions about Vivian's reaction to it, but I figured she'd be one of the bedridden ones. Others
>Noelle
I knew there would be at least one, and I should have known it would be her.
>Whitney & Amber
Not surprised, walking petri dishes.
>MILF Club
I want to take care of the immune-compromised mommies! I really want to!
>Rose
Stay genki, girl.
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>>4140094
Taking care of bedridden Noelle!
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>>4140094
Good to know that most of the Soliloquy family has a strong immune system. Get it together, imouto-chan. Vivian and Qiangxiang obviously just need to eat more.


... please do not die, Anna.
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>>4140180
Snuggling with your pet bunny during a trying time to keep her morale up! Healing her with routine injections of medicine!
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>>4140186
You know, I've never done a "sick sex" scene. It could be cute.

Would you risk a nasty virus to comfort a haremite, /fq/?
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>>4140197
Alabaster will take any sickness onto himself. But in particular Cerise, Noelle, and Gal. But sadly with gal they would just both end up sick while Noelle and Cerise would make a speedy recovery.
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>>4140197
Yes. Repeatedly.
t. left side
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>>4140197
As much as I absolutely despise being sick, I do usually recovery pretty quickly. Bottom left gang. So the answer is: most likely.
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Alrighty, who was it? Fess up.
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>>4140197
>when she sneezes and tightens up and causes Alabaster to come instantly
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>>4140248
Imagine how cute Vivian's and Anna's sneezes must sound!
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>>4140239
Not it. But you mad you didn't get to do it yourself?
>>4140250
ANNA SNEEZES LIKE A HORSE.
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>>4140253
Legitimately, yes, it was half the reason I entered the thread. But I'm still proud of whoever it was.

>>4140253
YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
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>>4140258
>>4140253
Sneeze cuteness chart when. This must be settled.
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>>4140258
I figured as much.

If it's any consolation, I'm sure Vivian sounds like a kitten. But Gal is totally one of those people who sneezes and then whines that she almost blew her chest out and needs icy hot for her shoulders.
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>>4140261
Sneeze cuteness versus how they look when they first wake up in the morning.

>>4140262
... okay, I can actually envision that. Whitney sneezes are probably intense too.
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>>4140197
Yes.
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>>4140261
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>>4140290
RIP Gal.
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>>4140290
I want to watch Vivian grow increasingly frustrated as that sneezy feeling refuses to leave her nasal regions for minutes on end! I really, really want to!
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>>4140265
>>4140290
I fully accept that Whitney's sneezes can make the glassware shake the next room over. I bet she gives a cough/grunt/wheeze afterwards too.
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>>4140300
Betting Samantha gets rows of little mini-sneezes all lined up in a row.

Imagine how distraught she looks after a half-dozen mini-sneezes with her eyes all puffed up and that exasperated, slightly annoyed look on her face! The redness in her cheeks! The slight moisture around her eyes! The way she waves you off assuring you that she's okay as she reaches for another tissue!
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>>4140290
Love it.

How about
Completely photogenic <-> Not the slightest bit photogenic
Loves being in photos <-> Loathes being in photos
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>>4140290
Also
How they look in the morning vs How well they dress up
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>>4140313
That's cute.
Doing grocery runs for Sam and taking out her garbage! Burning soup for Sam! Switching out Sam's sticky bed clothes and washing them!
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>>4140351
Perfect.
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>>4140239
What thread is this?
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>>4140369
>>>/a/200324265
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New chart entry: Favorite Windows 95 screensaver!
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>>4140426
You could choose a favorite?
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>>4140437
The maze is the best. Bouncy flag that NEVER FUCKING TOUCHES THE CORNER can suck my dick.
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>>4140439
Maze was good, but I preferred pipes, lines, and toasters.
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>>4140426
I didn't think there was enough variety in that, but it did inspire me to add another similar category.
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>>4140476
Oh you're cheeky, I'll take it.
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>>4140476
>most of my favorite girls have some of my favorites
Nice.
>David has my most favorite
Shit. Looking through his list again, you really can't take the holler out of the boy no matter how far he runs.
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>>4140351
>Anna chads out again
Okay between these charts and, recently, the new threads, is converting me into an Anna fag. I fucking love Galatea now.

We should make a combination of what harem members we haven't seen paired together yet, then force OP to do it.
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>>4140588
OP made that chart himself at the end of the finale. He's probably working off of that already!
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>>4140588
You mean like this?
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>>4140594
>whitney half-greyed out
Still not over it.
I do want another Whitney and notRenee Mommy scene tho.
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>>4140594
Vivian and Scarlett WHEN
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>>4140588
Writing Anna as a bit of a cheeky bitch has been a lot of fun. /csg/ was right about her being a Stacy, they just had the wrong universe. (Well, some of her latent Stacy tendencies do start to come out in the back half of season 4. I always saw her having a side like that, but it was so repressed and beaten-down by her depression and her tragic life.)
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>>4140594
Kay and Noelle need to be whored out it seems. Cerise too. And Anna.

>>4140630
I want Anna to become our bullying Consigliere, like Whitney used to be. Using her talents, subservience and voice changing to bully the other girls.
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>>4140642
Kay and Noelle being shibari tied together while everyone has their way with them!

Incidentally, I just realised that if they end up getting married, Kay may very well become Kay Keki.
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>>4140594
>>4140642
Woah woah... Whitney hasn't had a direct scene with either of the two more-than-gal-pal lesbos? I'm honestly shocked. Especially Noelle. There ought to have been plenty of opportunities once she became the bodyguard.

>bullying Consigliere
Supreme taste.
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>>4140654
And I'm surprised our resident lesbian in denial never got to have her way with the slutty bunny.
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>>4140653
I regret hovering over that spoiler with a drink in my mouth, holy shit.
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>>4140657
Mildly understandable, she obviously had flashbacks to the Darkbloom parties.
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>>4140653
>Kay and Noelle being shibari tied together while everyone has their way with them!

That's exactly where my mind went, too. Tied up like a couple of Thanksgiving turkeys, face down and ass up! $1 for the mouth, $2 for either lower hole!

(It might sound cheap, but there's a tip jar for each of the girls, too. Although with those special dildos Vivian has, the jars may end up filled with more than just change.)
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>>4140668
Alright, who's been fucking the tip jar?
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Excluding masturbation, how many possible permutations of haremites in sexual situations are possible? I'm trying to find an easier way of solving this than manually counting, but I'm really out of practice when it comes to math.

Keep in mind that, counting Alabaster, there are 18 members of the harem!
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>>4140672

b-but you said "just the tip"...
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>>4140674
Isn't it a factorial? 18! ?
I mean, that's a fucking lot of permutations. Maybe you should put a cap on the number of participants.
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>>4140674

Why exclude masturbation?
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>>4140688
I was actually about to redact that, after remembering certain scenes such as Laundry Day. This is a fucking great stat though.
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>>4140692
The Skype calls were also exclusively masturbation and hardcore fantasy and they're in my eternal top 5 forever.
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>>4140701
I always internally counted those as still being Cerise x Gal scenes, just through proxy.
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>>4140688
But, you know... I did confirm that Ebony, Kim, and Olivia all exist in universe.
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>>4140707
Ohhh man.

Assuming one sexual encounter a day, it would take the harem 5745.62 years to get through every single combination!

... is there a way to figure out the speedrun strat?
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>>4140713
The speedrun strat involves abusing loading zones to cut off a pastebin halfway through, and then continue with it once another haremite has been added or removed from the scene. This lets you knock off multiple combinations through minimal coitus.

It's also important to have several different groups operating at once to get combinations checked off simultaneously, since not doing so would just be a waste of time.
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>>4140716
The secret here is figuring out how many possible combinations can be run simultaneously without overlapping. Assuming an average encounter time of approximately 18 minutes (utilizing Vivian's math from Interlewd 7), there should be a definite answer in here somewhere.
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>>4140680
Not quite.
My assumption here is that any (natural) number of haremites in a pairing is possible, barring one. To get the number of pairings for n haremites, we have to use a formula called the binomial coefficient. For short, we can call it "18 choose n" -- that is, we have 18 haremites, and we're going to figure out how many different ways there are to pick n of them.

For 2-haremite pairings, then, we would take 18 choose 2 = 18!/((2!)(16!)) = 153 possible pairings. For 3-haremite pairings, we find 18 choose 3 = 18!/((3!)(15!)) = 816 possible pairings. The general formula here is 18!/((n!)(18-n)!), and if we sum up the results for every n from 2 to 18, we'll get the total number.

And just for completeness: 18! would be the number of different ways to order the haremites. For instance, if you were going to rank them from best to worst: you would have 18 choices for best girl, and in each of those scenarios you would have 17 choices left for second-best girl, so there would be 18x17 possibilities... but then in each of THOSE possibilities, you would have 16 choices for third best, and so on, until you pick the last girl and get to 18!.

Figuring out what proportion of these pairings constitutes incest is left as an exercise to the reader.

>>4140688
Aww, OP beat me to it. But well done
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>>4140713
Intuition tells me that there should be a way to bin the sexual encounters such that if each haremite has an upper limit of, say, 5 sexual encounters per day (or whatever) you can find 5 unique encounters for every haremite every day until you work through the entire set. Which in theory would mean you could work through the list n*18 times faster than that, where n is the upper limit per day.

But that problem is a bit beyond my ability.
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>>4140721
I think the trick here is to use superpermutations. Maybe go ask that anon that was establishing bounds on the superpermutation for Haruhi episodes?
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>>4140721
We need the help of the madman who proved how long it would take to watch every Haruhi episode in every possible watch order, years before actual mathematics professors did.

>>4140727
Yeah that
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>>4140719
>>4140720
This is just the Haruhi problem but expanded, isn't it?
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>>4140721
Okay, so assuming a reasonable refactory period that allows for 5 encounters per haremite per day, and Vivian's calculation of an average of 18 minutes per encounter, we can establish that each haremite spends 90 minutes per day within a sexual encounter.

With 525,600 minutes in a year, 5840 minutes will be spent per haremite each year in a state of coitus.

>>4140727
>>4140729
I was starting to think this as well lmfao
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>>4140727
>>4140729
>>4140730
>>4140732
Haruhimind
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>>4140729
Even they could only establish upper and lower bounds, sadly. And that's just for 14 episodes... for 18 haremites, you might actually need to be Haruhi or in this case, Yuki to solve it.
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>>4140720
I haven't touched a math book in a decade. But I understood that. Cheers.
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>>4140720
>Figuring out what proportion of these pairings constitutes incest is left as an exercise to the reader.

I fucking love you guys.
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>>4140741
Are we counting step sibling incest, cousin incest, and/or incest between timelines?
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>>4140734
I fucking love you stupid nerds.
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>>4140743
Math is fun!
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>>4140743
Surely every pairing in FQ is incest if you go back far enough.

Since the Optimising Parameter is essentially responsible for the structuring of the entire universe, does that make her the Ultra-MILF?
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Where can I find the spreadsheet?
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Why not make this problem especially vexing with yet another condition: each haremite is capable of a different maximum number of sexual encounters per day! A fun new chart category and a new frontier for sexual mathematics.
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>>4140773
Can't wait for Sable to bring this problem up in Hazel's maths class.
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>>4140743
I want Scarlett to tell her son Alabaster that she's pregnant with his new brother or sister, I really, really do!
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>>4140770
Well now that it's relevant again, it's right here!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-etEnD8e0Y6-6hyJe5uBni11x8Po7vQrNv0CCiCjwmk/view#gid=0

>>4140773
This is a level of mean that I absolutely love.

>>4140774
>"You should be able to solve this."
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>when you accidentally click on FORMULA QUEST instead
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>>4140779
>>4140780
'Solve this' mind
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>>4140784
>You are Alabaster Soliloquy, mathematical prodigy and Haruhi fan.
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>>4140780
>Renee's best cosplay
>Motoko Kusanagi
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>>4140795
The one I personally most want to see if Charlotte as Lucoa.

Cerise as Riamu and Sable as 2b are close runners-up.
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>>4140799
I'll accept it
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>>4140799
Same. It's easy enough to see Vivian's cosplay!
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Now to go back through the archives and see if Ally ever actually exceeded this limit
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>>4140799
>Cerise as Riamu
With or without the stimulants?
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>>4140813
Glancing over the pastebin lists, I can confidently say it at least didn't happen on-screen if it did. Although that one scene of Renee and Whitney wringing him dry may have aided in pushing that to or over the edge that night...
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One day at lunch, right in the middle of the cafeteria at North High, the discussion becomes a long and protracted debate over the question of who's best at orally servicing you.

You're not sure why it became such a heated point of contention. But you won't try to quell the spirited back-and-forth.

"I bought a dildo off of www.Amazon.com in seventh grade just to practice!" Whitney says, beaming proudly. "I haven't had a gag reflex since I was 13! Of course I'm the best!"

"Alabaster enjoys making girls gag," Vivian says between sips of a little carton of strawberry milk. "A gag reflex is not a malus to one's overall technique. In fact, it is a benefit. It increases his sense of male dominance, and adds to the tableau of perversity inhering to irrumatio... put simply, it makes his pleasure all the greater."

"I can gag if I want," Whitney says. "I know he likes to gag a bitch! It's not like I can't gag. I just don't have to. So if he wants to go all the way in and really pound my--"

"I don't care if I gag or not!" your little sister proudly says. "He's even made me puke before and everything, and it's fine!"

"Not on purpose--" you add hastily. "And that's not really--"

"Plus," Rose adds, "since I'm his imouto, that automatically makes my blowies ten times better! No, a hundred times! Nothing compares to having sex with your little sister's mouth! Tell 'em, Ally!"

Rose goes for a direct appeal to you, too. She puts a hand on your shoulder. "I've been having oral sex with you for so long that I know every square millimeter of your dick. Tell them, honey... there's simply no comparison... right? Especially when I add my breasts to the mix..."

Alex is faux apologetic. He rubs the back of his head, smiling. "I'm sorry, but... none of you can compete on my level! Since I'm a guy, I know exactly what feels best to a penis, so..."

"So?" Whitney demands.

"My technique just can't be beaten! Don't be upset. It's no one's fault. That's just how it is..."

"Alabaster may use you as a sperm receptacle when there are no girls at hand," Vivian says, "but he much prefers to fuck the mouth of a girl. That is not your fault, either, of course..." She gives him a pointed smile as she sups her milk.

Anna's eyes drift from face to face as debate continues. She says nothing, just keeps picking daintily at her fruit cup. She's the only one not taking part in the discussion.
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>>4140858
Gal about to go in for the kill.
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"You have to factor in tongue action!" Whitney says, pounding her fist in her palm. "Mom's been showing me so many advanced techniques. Stuff that you bitches can't even begin to master... it's not even close! My mouth is basically a pussy with a tongue!"

"Is that supposed to be a sexy image?" Rose says. "How vile."

You shrug. "Actually, it is kind of sexy to me..."

Rose tuts at you. Whitney smirks at her.

"There is nothing too far advanced for my able mouth," Vivian says. "I have on multiple occasions made Alabaster climax just by orally stimulating his anus. Once I turn my attention to his penis, it practically melts. On average, he ejaculates in less than five minutes' time under my superior oral service... if I let him..."

"Ha! Sucking Ally off is like making minute rice for me!" Whitney crows. She points at herself with her thumb. "And I can make minute rice in 57 seconds!"

"One time, Ally got on top of my face and counted to a hundred before he pulled out!" Rose says. "And I let him use my face as a urinal, which makes me even better!"

"That's hardly unique!" Alex says. "I let Ally pee in my mouth all the time--"

"That is more or less prerequisite," Vivian agrees. "If you cannot do that much, you don't even deserve consideration in this arena..."

"Maybe we need a neutral arbiter," you suggest.

"We could make a day of it," Rose agrees. "Excellent suggestion. Although we would need to rig up a glory hole, to make it anonymous -- therefore objective --"

"Pff," Whitney chuffs. "Of course you'd want to do it glory hole style. That's one of your strong suits. You're rigging the game just like you try to rig everything else!" They get into a little kicking fight under the table.

Anna clears her throat. Since she's been mute for so long, it draws everyone else's attention. They expectantly look her way.

She shoves a whole cherry past her pale pink lips. Her face is still as stone for about 10 seconds. Then she slowly opens her mouth and lets her tongue unfurl like the red carpet. Sitting atop it, tied into not one, not two, but three concentric Celtic knots, is the stem of the cherry.

So ends the debate.

(Although you're intensely interested in having that neutral arbitration, anyway.)
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>>4140866
>cherry stem knot
Hey, that only proves that Gal's very likely the best kisser! Neutral arbitration is still open!
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>>4140858
>>4140866
My absolute dick.

(I too am interested in that neutral arbitration)
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>>4140866
Going to need a reminder on what scenes Gal may have demonstrated such skills with Ally.
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>>4140866
Not gonna lie, I was expecting someone to prove their ability right here in the middle of the cafeteria.
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>>4140866
S T A C Y
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You lie with Rose in bed together, on your sides, facing each other. The nights when you fuck other girls are numerous nowadays, but you still usually wind up in your bed with Rose at the end of the night. It shook out like this in the Nail House too, of course. Although in 422 there's an even better reason for it. You never know when one of those nightmares will strike. They're starting to taper off... but only just.

This isn't the time for such a morbid train of thought. You haven't seen Rose since the afternoon, and so as you sweetly kiss, you break the good news. "I saw Samantha today."

Rose's eyes light up in joy. "No! You saw Sam again? Really?"

You nod.

"Oh my goodness." Rose's voice is fluttering with happiness. "I thought for sure we would never find her..."

"Blessed be the Optimizing Parameter, I guess," you say wryly. "Hallowed be her name."

Rose isn't in the mood for jokes. She wants details, quick. "How did you find her? How is she?"

"She's doing really well," you say. "She's working at a bike shop not too far away. It suits her. I didn't expect to see her when I went there... but... there she was."

"Why were you at a bike shop?" Rose asks, confused.

"Long story."

She moves on. There's a lot of long stories in this carefree day and age. "Did you have sex with her?"

"I saw Samantha Smatters for the first time in trillions of years. You do the math, math genius."

She tuts at you. "Prick. You should have called me or something."

"Calm your tits. Fuck. We'll get another crack at her. It's not like she disappeared. And it's not like it's particularly hard to get her to spread her legs, in case you forgot." You turn through a full 180, and reach down over the side of the bed for your backpack. From inside you produce a little something special. "Here. I brought back a souvenir to whet your appetite until we can go back to the shop together."

Rose grabs the G-string from you, pulling it towards herself like a child handed their favorite toy. She presses it to her face and joyfully inhales Samantha's unique scent. You can hear the rush of air past the silky underwear and straight into her lungs.

This isn't her typical brand of fetishism, but when it comes to Samantha, Rose makes an exception... well, pretty much everyone does. The familiar smell of Samantha's pussy is both fruity and musky, sweet and sexy, clean and dirty. It's an intoxicating blend that overwhelms the brain with all its complex notes and undertones. As Rose presses the crotch of the undergarment against her nose, her eyes roll to the back of her skull and she seems to be practically cumming just from that.
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>>4141046
Oof.
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Still, you can't resist the opportunity to rib her. "You're a real pervert. You know that?"

Rose nods, blushing, and closes her eyes as she huffs and huffs.

"You gonna hog that thing all night?" You ask her.

Eyes still closed, she nods again.

"Selfish slut," you say with a smile.

Through the garment, Rose replies: "You had Sam's actual pussy all to yourself, and didn't even tell me. Don't give me that. Let me have this..."

"I didn't have it all to myself," you grouse. "Alex, Anna, and Sable were all there too. We passed her around."

"Not my problem," is Rose's muffled reply between deep inhales.

"Well, what are you gonna do for me?" You ask.

She starts to knead your manhood with her knee, as she suckles on Samantha's g-string.

"That's a start," you allow, shifting to allow her better access. "But that's not good enough."

Rose sighs in frustration. "You're so demanding. Can't ever let a girl have the fun, huh?"

"I believe in equality, that's all..."

You feel the blankets shift around and hear the smooth noise of Rose's legs moving one over the other, as she gets one foot's toes in the elastic band of her other leg's kneesock. She takes the sock off like that, reaches down under the covers, and pulls it up. "Here," she says.

You snatch it from her. Unfortunately, over the years, the scent of Rose's used socks have gone from being a torture for you to being a perverted pleasure of yours... is this what Stockholm syndrome feels like?

She has your number, anyway. You hate and love her for it. What can you say about this dirty thrill? This girl who has become your wife gets off on taunting you with it: the tart, sweaty, slightly nutty aroma of her socks after a long day spent confined inside her flats. As you press the sole of this strangely alluring, slightly damp thing to your nostrils, your cock get a little harder. And Rose laughs lowly at you, feeling it twitch against her leg. "Who's the pervert?" She asks.

"We both are," you say. It's true. Who else other than a pair of perverts would lie in bed together sniffing underwear? Oh well. You roughly grab her and twist her to her other side.

"Alabaster--!" she grunts, still holding Samantha's underwear to her face.

"Shut up," you tell her, still holding hers to yours.

You enter her. You and Rose fuck like animals, just like that.

Afterwards, lying spent in each other's arms, trading the G-string and the sock between yourselves (Rose is nothing if not vain) -- kissing one another from between them, even -- you mention an idea of yours:

"We've got all the ingredients, you know. Whatever strange pheromone cocktail Samantha has... my Mom's cooking... and whatever the hell it is Vivian likes to drug us with... if any of those work on their own, then..."

"That's dangerous, isn't it?" Rose says, gulping.

"Danger is fun," you say, as your tongues swirl around one another's past cotton soaked variously with sweat and cream.
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>>4141046
Nice. Looking forward to seeing that pastebin.

>>4141054
oh boy oh boy
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>>4141054
Surely nothing will go wrong.
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At school, you and Rose find Vivian in the library reading Marx. It's an interesting discovery.

"Know thy enemy," is Vivian's explanation when you ask her about it.

While it's true that politics makes strange bedfellows, maybe one day in the future Vivian will find that bedfellows make strange politics, too.

"I have a question for you," you tell her, settling in across from her at the long study table.

"Out with it, then," Vivian says. "I am deep in contemplation, and would like to return to my research."

"Uh huh. What do you drug me with when you want to get me in the mood?"

Vivian at last puts her book down, and perches her cheek on her fist. "I've no idea what you're talking about. I think you're delusional."

"A spectre is haunting our love life," you tell her. "The spectre of aphrodisiacs."

"Very droll. Consider a career in standup."

"We're asking for a good cause," Rose tells her, standing at your shoulder.

"We want to conduct a... scientific experiment, on my family," you explain.

Vivian smiles with one side of her mouth. "I see. You want to drug your mother and your sisters, then have your rapacious way with them."

"Me too," Rose says.

Vivian nods at her.

"So what do you use?" You ask.

"To reveal that would be to ruin the magic, would it not?" Vivian asks.

"Look -- I can ask you nicely, or I can beat it out of you," you say.

"You are a terrible negotiator, Alabaster. You have just weakened your position by making an even better counteroffer on my behalf."

Rose grins sadistically. "We'll beat you in appreciation, then."

"I expect you to. But I must demand something more than that."

You wait for her to say.

"If I tell you the secrets of how I ply my trade... and provide you with a source for my ingredients... you will promise to use it on me."

"...Promise to use it on you?" You say.

"Mm. You must deploy it against me, without my foreknowledge. Then, at the moment when I am at my weakest and most desperate, take sexual advantage of me. These are my conditions. Do you accede?"

"I accede," you say solemnly.
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>>4141062
I'm already drooling.
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>>4141062
This girl is such a masterful negotiator
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>>4141062
Fingers crossed that Whitney shows up for dessert night as usual.
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She nods. "Wonderful. The concoction I use on you is a roughly one-to-one-to-one mixture of heroin, cocaine, and MDMA -- aka ecstasy -- cut with microdoses of PCP, LSD, and methamphetamine."

You feel a sick revulsion in your chest. You push your chair back from the table, jumping to your feet, as if blown back by an invisible force. "Oh my -- oh my god--"

Rose meanwhile has her hands tented across her nose like a person frozen in the moment of sneezing. Her eyes, from either side of her knuckles, are saucers, and she's gone completely pale. "You used -- that on us--? Without our consent--?"

"Consent?" Vivian says, cocking her head. "How quaint."

Revulsion turns to rage. This horrific breach of trust is something you'd never expected. "How could you... how could you do something like that to us! What the fuck, Vivian?!"

"It's not as awful as you make it seem," Vivian says. "The mixture I use carries a quite small risk of fatal overdose... less than 1 in 100, perhaps, if administered with care."

You want to beat her. For real. Rose seems right there with you. And it's made all the worse when Vivian begins to laugh at your sense of betrayal.

"Ufufuf--"

"Fuck you, you horrible... horrible... raper!" you scream. "You raper! You drug dealing raper!"

"Go to hell!" Rose adds. "How on Earth could you do that?"

She wipes mirthful tears from her eyes. "Please... please, sit. I am only joking."

"...Joking?" you sputter, mid-rant, caught off-guard for the second time in as many minutes.

"Yes. I wanted to see your reaction. Of course I would never dream of trafficking in such highly illegal narcotics. To say nothing of the risks and immorality. Pervert I may be, but entirely mad I am not. Sit. You are both making a scene."

Temples throbbing, you grope your way to your seat and practically fall to your butt. "Holy shit," you whisper, as your heart slowly returns to its normal pace.

Rose sits beside you, with equal difficulty, wiping the cold sweat from her brow. "Don't fuck with us like that," she says.

Vivian giggles. "What I really use is a serum of Spanish fly, ground rhinoceros horn -- ethically obtained, never you worry -- bull's testicles -- aka Rocky Mountain oysters -- ambergris, yohimbine, rabbit pheromones--"

"Doubling up a little, then," Rose mutters.

"Hmm?"

"Nothing."

"--and sildenafil. All of which is legal, nonaddictive, impossible to overdose on, and quite horny-making."

"Horny-making," you repeat flatly.

"Yes. Horny-making." She reaches past the collar of her dress, and produces the pendant of her necklace -- which isn't a pendant at all, but a phial. "1/16th of a teaspoon is enough to drive even the most frigid person to insatiable sexual frenzy."

"You carry it with you?" Rose marvels.

"I am ever prepared." She yanks the phial, snapping her necklace, and hands it to you. "Enjoy, Alabaster. May you think of me when you have a gaggle of overstimulated blood relatives clambering over one other to mount you."
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>>4141078
God I love this girl. That's funny as shit.
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In the kitchen that Sunday, when Mom excuses herself to take a restroom break, you quickly swoop into the kitchen. The Soliloquy family kitchen is already awash in the heavenly scent of rendering chocolate and freshly whipped batter. Rose is using a handheld wire whisk to beat that chocolate and that batter together -- creating a finely grainy mixture that will be just perfect as brownies, once baked.

Mom has taught her so well. It's the only reason she was even willing to leave the room for so short a time as to go pee. She trusts the night's main course is safe in Rose's hands.

"Did you do it?" You ask, sidling up to her. You watch while she whisks. The widening gyre of the brownie mix is as hypnotic as a swinging pendulum.

"Mm, not yet," she says. "I was waiting on an opening."

From the pocket of her apron, she produces Vivian's phial.

You go searching through the little fob of measuring spoons sitting on top of the counter. "The smallest they go is 1/8th of a teaspoon," you report, glum.

"Let's eyeball it, then," Rose suggests. "We don't have much time anyway."

She unscrews the black cap. Maybe it's only the placebo effect manifesting itself, but you swear simply being close to the uncorked serum is enough to make your dick lurch.

Rose slowly tips the thing towards the mixing bowl. A tiny droplet the color of bromine comes viscously out, like a drop of melted tar, and lands on top of the batter. You and she eye it.

"Is that enough, do you think?" She asks.

"Try a little more."

She adds another couple droplets.

Then a couple more. And a few more after that.

Then finally, she just upends the entire thing. Glug-glug. Fully a tablespoon or more seeps out before the supply is spent.

You take another pair of Samantha's panties from your back pocket and rinse it a little under the sink's tap. You wring a tiny bit of the water into the bowl, too. You're just putting the panties back into your pocket when Mom returns.

"So you've decided to help after all!" Mom says. "Finally learning that a husband's place is at his wife's side?"

"I think you two have got it from here, actually," you tell her. Rose starts to whisk again.

"Hmmph," she says as you draw past her. "You'd better be thankful for all this hard work!"

You know you will be. You leave the kitchen again.

From the living room couch, your other Rose watches you coming out. She's gripping the headrest, chin resting atop -- obviously sitting on her knees.

"Smells oishii in there," she tells you. "What's good in the neighborhood, Ally?"

"Brownies," you say as you sit beside her.

She twists around and sits on her butt again. "My favorite!" She pips.

"They'll be especially good tonight, I think," you tell her -- just as the doorbell rings.
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Ok, I teased a lot tonight. But for now bed.

I'll have to circle back around and finish the Smatters scene! Plus the ending of this one.

I just wanted to tide you all over with a little something for now.
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>>4141098
I am going to die.
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>>4141096
>just as the doorbell rings.
The SUSPENSE

>>4141098
Thanks, OP! Have a good night.
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Thanks for running, i've been busy and i still need to finish this but here it goes
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>>4141096
Oh god I can't fucking wait.

>>4141098
Oh god I have to fucking wait.

Thanks for the foreplay, OP-sama. Sleep well.

In the meantime, a small present I put together for you all, /fq/:

I sorted all of the pastebins by character! Now you have a one-stop shop for figuring out every single lewd that your favorite haremite featured in! I kept them in chronological order as best as I could, but if you see any mistakes, please let me know!

https://pastebin.com/neMvTdG9
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>>4141101
I-is that

Oh god, this is precious, I love you.
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>>4141101
Nice!

>>4141103
Ayy. Thanks for compiling that!

I like how many Noelle and Scarlett got in S4 to follow up the total drought from the prior two seasons
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>>4141106
>>4141103
Actually, I already fucked up, and forgot to sign in when I created it, so here's a new link to a fixed and editable version:

https://pastebin.com/DaEyZ7Vk
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>>4141098
>blueballed
Damn you, OP. Have a good sleep.

>>4141103
>Sable, Chloe, and Makoto
Poor girls
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>>4141110
Well while we're at it, how about including the S1 lewds? We have pastebins for all of those too.
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>>4141101
This is one of the most precious things I've ever seen! It's just way too good. Just to be clear, are you SantaHavelyn? Elby? This is the first post by your ID here.

I want to give credit where it's due when I tweet it. It's too good not to share.

>>4141103
>>4141110
Thanks for this, too. A great resource.
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>>4141114
I plan to do that soon, probably tomorrow. Too much free time on my hands this week anyway. Stupid virus.
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>>4141115
That'd probably be Santa. Elby has a different artstyle.
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>>4141117
(or it could be a different artist entirely!)
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>>4141115
sorry i'm neither of those, i've been doing some draws for some quest in the past but always anonymously, some people who recognize me call me Digital though
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>>4141098
Looking forward to it, as well as dommymommy Cerise! Sleep well, OP!

>>4141101
Top stuff
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>>4141122
All drawfriends are precious, so thank you lots~!
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>>4141122
I can't believe Fuck Quest has three drawfriends.

You did this one too, I take it?
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>>4141182
yup
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>>4141188
Good shit.
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>>4141190
thanks m8
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>>4141096
how terrifying.
>>4141098
Cheers OP. Looking forward to the rest of the threads hanging out there too!
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A lot of people play fuck, marry, kill... but fellas, which Fuck Quest Waifu would you Fuck, Marry, AND Kill?
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>>4141312
Well I wouldn't marry Qiangxiang, and I wouldn't kill any of the rest, so none of them I guess.
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>>4141312
Whitney...
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>>4141322
Too soon
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>>4141312
Darkbloom already completed this game though.
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>>4141322
O O F
Never going to be long enough

>>4141312
Can I Fuck Marry Kill Sam while making a foolhardy and ultimately futile rescue attempt from the sinister reach of President Carter where we go out Thelma and Louise style?
Or is it more cut and dry?
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>>4141380
The only ones allowed to go full Thelma and Louise are Kay and Noelle when they're on the run from the upper echelons of the alphabet agencies after they run their expose that manages to turn public opinion against the shadow agencies dragging our country through the mud once and for all!
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>>4140866
Have we had a blowjob from Anna in a scene yet?
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>>4141398
There was a scene with Amber where Anna’s oral is so good it makes Amber wet herself and then pass out.
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>>4141415
Okay but what about Alabaster and her
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>>4141385
>popcorn.gif
This summer...

>>4141521
The blanks kind of fill themselves in after a certain point. I'm afraid she'd gag herself unconscious.
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>>4141544
I don't jerk off to the blanks filling themselves, I want to fucking see her passed out on our cock, still mindlessly sucking even as her throat's bulged around it.
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>>4141398
Oh yeah, I asked myself this exact question, and it's the entire reason I put together my list at
>>4141110

After a quick perusal, the answer is no!

Having said that,
>I don't jerk off to the blanks filling themselves

You need a better imagination! Not that I disagree with the rest of your post or anything...
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>>4141680
>not savoring the rush of dropping the I-block in tetris
Pity that.
But you raise a good point.
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>>4141312
Mara

Assuming she doesn't kill me first
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You guys and your blowjob talk got me curious, so I made this template. Who's interested in tackling the FETISH CHART?

Naturally, the list of fetishes is incomplete, so I'll need some suggestions. I'll also need help with it, since doing it all by myself would be hell. Thankfully though, we just got a sorted list of pastebins by haremite >>4141110 so if we could assign specific haremites for readers to check off, we'd have a much easier time of getting it all done.
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>>4142050
We could mark Darkbloom off for three of these!
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>>4142050
This was surprisingly easy to fill out, although some of the results caught me off guard. Noelle also has yet to suck our dick!
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>>4142099
Oh shit, I wasn't expecting you to get it done alone, let alone that quickly! Thank you!

I should have added more categories though, since checking more off means reading through all of them again anyway.
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>>4142099
Rose wins :^)
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>>4142099
I would say that Renee should get the [Rape victim] square checked off though, since there was that moment in Lewd-est where she wanted Alabaster or Whitney but got Rose instead.
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>>4142103
>>4142107

Going through and compiling the pastebin helped give me a refresher on the contents of every entry, so I was able to mentally check off most of them with a quick scroll. Having said that, the two rape categories are pretty open to interpretation depending on the situation. (example: an argument could be made both for and against Amber's participation in Lewd-est as a rape victim).

Renee's is a good point too, so I'll likely fix that one in a future version if other categories are added.
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>>4142050
Great work!~

Some other fetishes to potentially add off the top of my head...

>bondage
>rimming (received)
>rimming (given)
>incest
>orgasm denial (denied)
>orgasm denial (denier)
>paizuri
>handjob
>mutual masturbation
>smell
>femdom-on-male
>vanilla
>hand holding
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>>4142115
Nice, I'll add these.

>incest

That one did come to mind, but it would essentially amount to "Does this haremite have a family member in the harem?" Since anyone who could theoretically have committed incest by now has already done so.
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>>4142118
And then we can play Incest Golf (figure out how to make everyone incestuous by introducing the smallest possible number of new relatives/adoptions)
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>>4142118
Fair enough point! Those were just potentials I was rattling off, no need to add all.

Some more...

>Heavy verbal abuse (given)
>Heavy verbal abuse (received)
>Roleplay
>Pregnancy play (directly talking about/attempting to get pregnant in an erotic context)
>Aphrodisiac
>Filming/photos
>Cumplay (doing something more with cum than just taking a load, like swapping it with another girl or licking it from the ground etc.)

Add any that strikes your fancy.
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>>4142135
Eh, might as well include it anyway. It does at least put into perspective how many haremites have some relation to another haremite.

Here's the updated chart. It's gotten very big very quickly.
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>>4142161
Oh! One more super basic one - voyeurism.
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>>4142130
If we count in-law relationships as incest, then the quickest way to Total Incest is for haremites to marry into the various families.
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>>4142186
Alabaster would never accept that.
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>>4142171
Done, and added a few more categories too.
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>>4142191
Fantastic, I'll get to work on this shortly. Going over all those scenes has put me in a mood.
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>>4142191
The all important vanilla check box.
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Okay, this is what I have. If there's any major discrepancies, let me know and I'll fix it as we move forward through the OVA.
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>>4142306
Aaaaand already found one after uh... finishing some business that built up over this project. Welp.
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>>4142319
>pregnancy play
>Vivian hasn't done it
If there's anyone in the harem that would cause more oh shit with a pregnancy scare, its Vivian
She's ridiculously under-aged in 422, and is so small
Make it happen OP
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Where can I find updates on *THE CHART*, lads?
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>>4142388
see
>>4140780
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>>4142389
Danke, anon.
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>>4142186
Will Vivian stay petite and smol as she reaches her late teens, or will she grow quickly into a 6 foot beauty like her mother?
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>>4142506
Presumably she was about the same size at 18 as she is at 13, give or take a couple of inches. Then again, she's getting a lot more protein in her diet this time around...
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>>4142506
Alternate(cursed?) timeline where Vivian just elongates like a cat meme picture.
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>>4140780
What trends do you notice for each character?

It seems like David really shows his hillbilly roots, Alabaster is a pleb, Vivian likes edgy shit, and Samantha is really sexed up (obviously).
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>>4142506
>long vivian isn't real, she can't hurt you
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>>4143424
Could be worse
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>>4143424
>>4143478
Is this what Vivian dreams about? Is this what lies in the hearts of eternal lolis?
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>>4143485
Just be thankful we're not in the Eldritch Quest timeline
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>>4143554
This is genuinely terrible and I do not like it.
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>>4143554
chart why
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>>4143554
>>4143561
Oh hey, something for the chart.

Favorite Eldritch Being
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>>4143566
I'll bet Whitney's is Shub Nwordath
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>>4143569
Does the Pass transfer through timelines or is that power too strong for even the Optimizing Parameter
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Saw a great color combination for Cerise’s first kids room while I was at work today.
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>>4143600
That's a really dark Cerise. Closer to scarlet, even.
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>>4143608
Phone camera doesn't help it but it definitely is too dark.
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>>4143566
This one is pretty good. I want to know who would be the basic bitch and pick Cthulhu
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>>4143824
Ally's is probs Nyarly since Persona and all unless he started with 3
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>>4143850
Ally's is probs Nyarly because he's a degenerate.
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>>4143893
Alex's is going to be Hastur then.
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>>4143898
And Amber is dead just like Kuuko
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>>4143899
I was going to make this joke too but it made me sad
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>>4143899
Why you gotta hurt me like that man?

Since you now reminded me that there will never be another Carnival Phantasm Hisui, here's a somewhat related chart suggestion.

>Most Likely Servant Class
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>>4143899
What a bad joke :(
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>>4143917
>she was hisui too
It always gets worse...
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>>4143919
Someone had to rip the bandaid. I waited years for F just to be hit by literally never again a couple months later. ;_;
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>>4143566
Scarlett for Shub-Niggurath
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>>4143917
No Shimoneta S2 either
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THE CHART

Favorite holiday (surprised its not on there)
Jizz in my _____
Least favorite fetish
If you have to do it amputate my _____
Favorite type of apocalypse
Favorite shampoo
Weapon of choice
Favorite car

2 axis

Metal/whatever the opposite of metal is for wusses
Quiet/loud
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>actually no imouto buttfucking so far
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>>4144240
Ally hasn't even eaten her candy-coated ass yet! His wife had to do it for him!
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>>4144246
Its just like i feared.
422 is truly the Dark Souls of timelines.
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>>4144246
Should have celebrated with the run to the roses.
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All right bois

Post your final rankings

Whitney > Rose2 > Gal > Amber > Alex > Cerise = Rose > Noelle > Renee > Samantha > Kay > Scarlett > Charlotte > Vivian >>>> Makoto > Sable >>>> Mara > Stasi >>>>> dog shit >>>>> Chloe

Rose2 and Gal have gained a TON in this OVA.
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Cerise / Noelle / Renee / Whitney in no particular order. The whole cast are all great in their own way but these 4 are really great.
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>>4144499
Whitney > Noelle >= Rose > Alex > Kay > Charlotte > Rose > Renee > Scarlett > Amber > Gal > Cerise > Sam > Makoto > Sable > Hank
That's sixteen. Ask me again tomorrow.
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>>4144499
All our girls are beautiful, and I could never place one above the others.

But boys are another story. Alex is the best, obviously.
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>>4144499
I still don't like the idea of ranking literally every haremite since that's bound to make someone feel bad, so I'll just list off my personal favourites in no particular order besides the top one.

Renee, Alex, Cerise, Noelle, Whitney, Vivian

This isn't to say I don't love the other haremites, of course.
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Fun fact on the chart I just realized myself. For the "favorite president" category, 9 selections are clustered within a run of just 12 consecutive presidents from the 20th century.

>Coolidge (Anna)
>Hoover
>FDR (Rose)
>Truman (Scarlett)
>Eisenhower (Alex)
>Kennedy (Sable)
>LBJ
>Nixon (Kay, Chloe)
>Ford
>Carter (Samantha)
>Reagan (Noelle)
>Bush (Whitney)

I realized this because I had considered LBJ for David, and was reconsidering it again today! That would make 10 of 12.
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>>4144775
Let's be real though, the only "people" who could possibly actually like LBJ are CIA spooks.
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>>4144499
Whitney > Renee > Rosemouto > Noelle > Cerise >= Scarlett = Charlotte > Kay = Sable > Rose = Vivian > Amber > Samantha > Stasi > Alex > Chloe >= Makoto > Mara

My greatest regret is that Noelle got the shaft (ho ho) in the OVAs. Maybe in the afterthread...
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>>4144783

That doesn't disqualify David, necessarily!

(I kid)

LBJ has a pretty fascinating personal history and personality that reminds me a lot of David. His legacy as president is the kind of mixed bag of genuine accomplishments, horrible shit done with malicious intent, bad shit done with well-meaning intent, and good shit done with questionable intent, that characterizes a lot of David's arc too.

Teddy Roosevelt is the kind of guy David would aspire to be, but LBJ is more the kind of guy David actually is.
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>>4144768
That pretty much tracks with most peoples' knowledge of presidents, anyway. You've got the first couple, Lincoln, and then things pick up again with Teddy. (Not that I'm any better in that regard!)

>>4144798
>His legacy as president is the kind of mixed bag of genuine accomplishments, horrible shit done with malicious intent, bad shit done with well-meaning intent, and good shit done with questionable intent
This is such a great summary of LBJ's presidency. It arguably works for a couple other presidents, too.
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>>4144829
Yes, Chartanon's waifu opinions track perfectly with peoples' knowledge of American presidents.

Whooops
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>>4144830
8 years of Carte, 8 years of Best, 4 years of Soliloquy, 4 years of Keki, 4 more years of Soliloquy, 8 more years of Carte, then the eternal reign of God-Empress Darkbloom. The future we all deserve.
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>>4144830
>Renee, Alex, Cerise, Noelle, Whitney, Vivian

I mean, if you had to select which members of the harem to become President, I'm not sure you could draft a better list.
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>>4144837
(Plus, a Keki administration would mean a President with truly unprecedented levels of press access!)
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>>4144499
>Mara and Stasi on the list
Did I miss something? When did Alabaster give them the d
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>>4144837
Rose would be so mad to hear that.

I gotta say, it would be great to have two consecutive presidencies of women vehemently denying that they're gay while holding hands with their wives.

>>4144859
Canonically never, but we do have fanart of each one that depicts that.
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>>4144798
Didn't LBJ nickname his dick Jumbo?
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>>4144902
I love Rose to pieces, but her presidency would be a complete disaster. Believe me.

>it would be great to have two consecutive presidencies of women vehemently denying that they're gay while holding hands with their wives.

Followed by a president who stands out in the rose garden all like "yeah I'm a rug muncher, so what? Sometimes I wanna get dicked down, sometimes I wanna snack on some clam chowder, if you get what I mean. Anyway I gotta focus on the economy and shit, you guys are getting me off track."
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>>4144929
Vivian would probably just have to demolish the White House and build a new one at the start of her term, huh?
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>>4144929
God, I need it so badly.

Meanwhile Renee's presidency would make massive improvements to quality of living just so she can rub it in the faces of foreign countries who were previously doing better than the US.
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>>4144929
Can I vote for a third term president yet?
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>>4144929
>Fucking Rose (both of them) in the Rose Garden
That's one for the history books
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>>4145010
>Fucking Whitney in the Green Room.
heh
heheh
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>>4144929
Presidential Quest when?

>You are Alabaster Soliloquy, chief advisor to the President of the United States and West Wing Weeaboo.
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>>4145014
The Ovum Office.
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>>4145014
Tour guides will be getting questions about it for generations!

Whitney is definitely Best President (not to be confused with President Best, who is Second Best President)
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>>4144775
>Nixon (Kay, Chloe)

absolutely based

>>4145016
>West Wing Weeaboo.
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Anyone else going on an island vacation on Friday?
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>>4145168
I wish. I get to be forced out of the dorms instead. Go figure I get forced back into neetdom as soon as I try doing something for myself, eh?
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>>4144798
>Teddy Roosevelt is the kind of guy David would aspire to be, but LBJ is more the kind of guy David actually is.


I think this says a lot more about David than people are treating it as.
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>>4145168
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_Palau

Claim your island's name, /fq/

Shout out to Tobi, which has a population about on par with what NH's actual island population will end up being.
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>>4145186
I really want Babeldaob, hopefully the trumpbux come in soon.
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>>4145168
Nope, just getting days off work until things get worse and the place just shuts down. I've been meaning to finish Sengoku Rance though so it's not all bad.
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>>4145186
I was planning on naming my island Utopiosphere for Mili or Heavens Fence if it will allow that many characters.
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>>4145273
10 characters, I'm afraid. Time to get creative.
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>>4140094
I can’t believe Chloe spread the Chinese Wuhan Coronavirus Covid-19 to Palo Alto and forced the entire Bay Area into lockdown.
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>>4146025
>dodges isekai truck, gets the flu instead
Oh no, Hank!
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>>4142135
No raceplay? Shame
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I don't understand how Cerise managed the NEET life. One day in and I've already almost lost my mind.
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>>4146597
Clear that backlog senpai. Open a window.
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>>4146597
I have to admit, seeing all these normal, well-adjusted people go stir-crazy behind closed doors has been fairly amusing. They merely adapted the neetlyfe. I was born in it. Molded by it. I hadn't seen the light until I was already a man.
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>>4146597
Day 4 here, it's not getting any better. Actually started drinking in the morning.
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>>4146597
It's not so bad. Work from home is pretty much the same routine I've always had.
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Don't die on me, Fuck Quest
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>>4148145
Fuck Quest will be SARS2's next casualty.
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>>4146880
I can't believe I forgot the most important part.
>>4146605
>Open a window.
Actually a good idea.
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With all the craziness in the world, I'm still alive, and still planning a run this weekend to tie up the loose ends of the OVA.

A few shorter scenes tonight, and some more content the last two days of the weekend.

In the meantime, some more /mu/ quest:

I considered this song for Alex in season 3, and it still fits him very well. "Intermission" by Scissor Sisters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgeGZTZ9NTg

OK Go's "Upside Down and Inside Out" was considered for the theme of season 3, fitting with the radical transition from being schlubs to being billionaires. Plus, the zero-grav plane in this famous music video is exactly the kind of thing Whitney would drag the others to for a weekend outing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWGJA9i18Co

"He Lied About Death" by Stars was almost used instead of "Mama's Gun" in the big reveal of season 2 when Alabaster watches the videotapes from the desert. It's about as strongly fitting for the moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGMc3tWhuY0

I intended to use "In Cold Blood" by Alt-J as the ending theme in the episode where Darkbloom tells Alabaster to kill Camelia, but forgot to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI-kdwSk_Qc

"Black Mirror" by Arcade Fire was originally going to be the closer for S4E4 just before the events as Vail. But, "Dahlia" was too perfect not to use instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iHk6f6vvS4

Finally, "Total Entertainment Forever" by Father John Misty is a great theme for the reboot in general. Also one of my favorite music videos of 2017.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHpV08wI-bw
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>>4148566
Thanks a lot, here's something else in the meantime
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>>4148566
Waiting warmly~
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>>4148566
Excited!
>>4148573
I want Scarlett to pout at me, I really do.
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>>4148573
Oh my god this is great
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>>4148573

Oh that's hecking cute and wholesoime

Any chance we can get a version with Dad?
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>>4148594
i dont see why not
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>>4148573
This is fantastic. I wanna post this and the other ones you've done to Twitter. I know you mentioned going by the name Digital, but do you have an account I can also credit? I love this series of illustrations more than I can say. You've captured every character so perfectly.

>>4148585
She's pouting at Alabaster because he doesn't fuck his sisters enough! What a rude and inconsiderate brother!
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>>4148609
I understand the dilemma, but they can't all be tomboy, sassy, abusive, gothic lolita MILFs.
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>>4148620
Thanks, now I'm imagining.
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>>4148641
Just imagine an older Vivian hiking up her ostentatious dress to reveal that she borrowed a pair of Whitney's spats, and forcing you to become very acquainted with them!
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>>4148643
Thanks, I'm dead now.
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>>4148609
sorry, i've got no account in anything to give credit, but i'm gonna make a twitter fot this kinda stuff now, it's not the first time someone ask me about an account
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>>4148643
Spats night at the Carte household
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One day when you come home with Cerise, you find Rose sitting at the dining room table, writing. Since this is the Rose who once refused to write an essay by shouting at Mom, "I'll write when I'm dead!" -- you find her sudden turn towards the authorly a little strange, and tell her so.

"I have a penpal," she tells you, rather imperiously. "Sugoi desu ne."

Cerise karate chops Rose over the top of her head. "Shut the fuck up desu ne," she says.

Rose hunches forward, elbows propped on the table, clutching at her head where Cerise struck her. "Cerise nee-sama... itai! Onegai don't hit watashi!"

You frown. "Pidgin Jap is taking up an even bigger fraction of your vocabulary now... is your penpal from glorious Nippon, by any chance?"

Rose is all smiles again. She bolts upright. "Hai!"

You nod sagely. So -- that explains that.

"Don't tell me that you're exposing some poor Japanese person to that butchery of their language," Cerise says, from over by the fridge, having wandered kitchenward in search of beer.

"Uh... well, no..." Rose admits. "My new penpal wants me to use English, so she can learn better."

You sit at the table too. "That's for the best," you say. "I'm sure your penpal is better at English than you are at Japanese."

Cerise is back with a bottle of Kirin, cracking it open by hand. She tosses the bottlecap over her shoulder, where it lands with a swish in the bin behind her -- an old trick of hers that she never fails to demonstrate in her faux-nonchalant way. She takes a swig of the beer and then points at Rose with the hand holding the bottle. "Why not choose a penpal who speaks a foreign language you're actually practicing to learn?"

"I've got Fazil for that," Rose says. "I want to broaden my horizons."

"Baka," Cerise says.

"Siktir!" Rose retorts.

Cerise begins to say something, but Rose turns her attention to you: "Did you know! My penpal used to be a famous idol!"

Your heart skips a beat. Could it be?

But you have a more immediate concern: "you're not still under the impression that you'll be a famous idol one day, are you?"

Rose abashedly looks away, and biting her lower lip, focuses again on the letter she's penning.

"Oh, you know she is," Cerise says. "You hear her in her bedroom in front of her mirror, yowling into her hairbrush every night, same as me. She thinks she's a Japanese pop star already. But what Puffy CummyCunny doesn't seem to understand is that she's a disgusting gaijin."

"I'm keeping my options open!" Rose insists. "You never know!"

"We're gonna need to do an impromptu circle of shame tonight," Cerise says severely between guzzles. "I'll call Anna over... maybe we can get Mom and Whitney, too, for backup."

"Don't mock me!" Rose says bitterly. "You're so mean, Cerise!"

"Let her dream," you tell Cerise. As always, it ends up being big bro who's the slightly lesser bully as compared to big sis. Cerise rolls her eyes.
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>>4148729
This.
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>>4148730
>My penpal used to be a famous idol!
D'aww.
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"Me and my penpal both have dreams," Rose says. "She's such a major inspo."

...Rose tries so hard to punish you whenever you stand up for her. "Don't say inspo," you tell her.

You reach across the table, for the trifolded paper sitting beside Rose's letter-in-progress. Arching your eyebrows and tilting your head forward in the universal signal for "can I?" -- Rose allows you to take her penpal's letter in hand, and begin to read it.

>To Rose.

>It is a big joy to see your letter today! I am so happy to make a friend from America. America is so big country! I want to have a dream as big as America one day.

"Isn't that beautiful?" Rose asks.

"It's meaningless," you say. But Rose isn't so convinced... you aren't, either. Maybe it's not so meaningless:

>My dream used to be as a idol singer on the stage. I could not succeed at my first dream and my new dream is to travel all around the world as a scientist. I want to help the people of the world who do not have so much. There are so many sad and sick people in the world. It would be a good thing to help.

>To answer your questions. I am not much often watching cartoons but there is recently a show of the name Rabu Raibu to which I enjoy. I have also seen many times the shows, Sailor Moon and Pretty Cure. I do not much often play video games but my elder brother has lost to me a lot at Tekken (LOL). My favorite kind of candy is a type of melon flavored hard candy with a name I do not know of English. In Japan we are calling it, おおきなメロン飴. Maybe you can find it on a shelf in one of America's large stores. I read that in America there are stores called Wallmartu which are so large, you need to rent a special car when you go there and drive it around inside. Have you drove this car? Does it go fast?

>Do you read the series of Harry Potter? I am a big fan. My favorite character is Draco. I think he is misunderstood.

>I want to go to America one day. Are you close to Hollywood? Let's star in a movie together! (LOL)

>Dieng your hair pink is so brave! I want to see a picture. I think you are probably so cute that way! A girl with pink hair is ready to break a lot of hearts! (LOL)

>Please criticize my grammer. It will make me better to speak with you if you "hate" on it. I will not be sad. One day we can speak face to face when I am better with English! This letter took so long to write because I want to choose the best words!

>Sincerely
>Kikuchi Makoto
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>>4148730
>Puffy CummyCunny
Their cover of Hito ni Yasashiku is great desu.
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>>4148742
>I read that in America there are stores called Wallmartu which are so large, you need to rent a special car when you go there and drive it around inside. Have you drove this car? Does it go fast?

Fuck this is great. Godspeed, Makoto. Be the best scientist ever.
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>>4148573
This is adorable
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>>4148573
ABSOLUTELY PRECIOUS
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>>4148573
Fuckin quality, as usual.

>>4148730
>>4148742
Fuck yeah, Makoto Quest is back on the menu boys!
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>>4148730
>Puffy CummyCunny
Ten out of fucking ten

>>4148742
:')
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>>4148742
Makoto would have bright prospects as a vtuber with this level of adorable engrish.
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>>4148594
Ok, heres a version with Dad, and a twitter account mostly made for archive purposes

https://twitter.com/DigitalArchive5
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>>4148883
Perfect!
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Which girl is most likely to unironically keep an ant farm?
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>>4148909
Top candidate for me would be Alex.
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>>4148917
I was thinking Anna myself, but I can definitely see Alex too.
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Charlotte pesters you with questions about the future. She wants to know everything from the political outlook of the coming six years, to the stocks she should invest in, to the more intimate personal details of your collective lives. You tell her what you can, which is all you know. But caveat emptor: history varies in the details. Buy long calls on Tesla in 2015, yes, but watch out that Muskfucker doesn't do something wacky in 422 that he didn't in 421. You never can tell.

She has you over at the Mallory house all the time nowadays -- seems almost desperate to become close with you. (How fast things have changed from the still very recent days when she hated your guts.)

Maybe more critically, she's fully on-board, and Saul is too, with the idea that David Darkbloom must be prevented from fulfilling whatever plans he may or may not have with regards to Sand Reckoner tech. You intend to do this by exerting a little soft pressure on him -- joining his company and steering him away from the poor choices of the past. But if needs be, there's always the other way. The Camelia way. Charlotte even personally volunteered to assassinate him at the soonest available opportunity, a suggestion you shot down (no pun intended). "Let's get to know the guy first," you had said. "He doesn't seem as bad as he used to be."

Even as you said it, you couldn't believe the words coming from your mouth. But all Charlotte could think of was a world in ruin, a chain of events leading to her husband's death and then to her daughter spending six cold months in the barren far reaches of Alaska running from murderers.

You talked her down from going full Camelia herself, though. Via your shared connection to David Darkbloom's daughters, you were able to engineer several encounters between him and the Mallorys, like the quiz bowl trip to Boise, for instance. Saul and Charlotte's Type A personalities took things from there. Soon they had Darkbloom thinking of them as friends. When they joined Darkbloom E-Pay's legal team this May, they did so at his suggestion.

It never hurts to have friends on the inside.
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Today, though, Charlotte fields a different strategy for the future. As she hands you a drink and sits beside you on the living room sofa at her house, just the two of you, she asks: "should we tell the others?"

"About what?" You take a sip: grapefruit juice. Not your favorite, but Charlotte likes it.

"Everything," Charlotte says.

"I wouldn't even have told you if I didn't think you were about to call the cops on me," you admit. When she looks a little stricken, you explain: "this kind of stuff is traumatic. I don't want to burden everyone if they don't need to know. Rose doesn't either."

"I understand. But it's no burden... or rather... it's better not to shoulder things alone. The ones you love mean more than anything -- remember that. It goes both ways. You mean so much to them, too. They wouldn't want you to suffer with this knowledge. Do you think that Scarlett, or Cerise, or Whitney, or anyone else, would choose to remain ignorant if they could?"

You shake your head and close your eyes. "I don't know. But for now... I don't want to tell anyone else."

You open your eyes again when you feel Charlotte's fingertips against your cheek. She pets you. "You poor thing," she says softly. "I brought up your bad memories again."

"It's fine."

She gently takes the glass of grapefruit juice from you and sets it down. "Let's get your mind off such morbid things."
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>>4149030
Slightly scary, but reasonable.
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>>4149034
Oh. Ohhh.
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>>4149034
Ohh yes
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>>4149030
>She wants to know everything from the political outlook of the coming six years, to the stocks she should invest in, to the more intimate personal details of your collective lives.

Pounced on these opportunities like, well, a cougar really.

>>4149034
Now we get to see this cougardly act (patented Whitney-ism) in action again!
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>>4149034
I've always wondered how Saul would take the whole Charlotte x Alabaster thing, considering they have(?) an open relationship.
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>>4148730
These girls are amazing.
>>4148742
>Makoto
>Rabu Raibu
Oof. I want to believe she can worm her way up to be in the middle of the pack.
>>4149030
>>4149034
Mixed bag of good and bad results from spilling the beans. Telling more people would be interesting but probably still in the harmful stage. Sitting on it is potentially harmful too.
>"Let's get your mind off such morbid things."
I'm not sold on how this will go but M O M M Y
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>>4148883

This is everything I could want in a family portrait.
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https://pastebin.com/XByunveJ
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>>4149136
Oh my. Oh myyyy.
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>>4149136
N I C E. Everything about it. The Mallory's are really something special.
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>>4149136
The good shit™
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Alright lads, as we approach the last weekend for what could be the final FQ thread for a long time, here's an update to the 422 checklist. The number in each character's box is how many times they've been featured in a pastebin in the OVA specifically.
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>>4149172
Good stats. Very nice.

I'll post my updated chart after Sunday, methinks. Just to be sure it's had a chance to be rounded out.
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Now that I've had some time to digest, one of the interesting things for me in this pastebin was Charlotte, and thereby Scarlett and Sam's, age. For some reason I always tagged the mommies to be on the back end of forty throughout 421, even if only just. Suddenly their overall eagerness makes a lot more sense.

And since Charlotte brought it up, under what conditions would you want your favorite (or second, or third) member of the harem to have a serious conversation about 421? For me it's Whitney and after prom-course.
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>>4149225
I don't know how receptive Renee would be to the whole idea of it, but I think my ideal circumstances would just be cuddling up in bed with her.

I sure as hell know we wouldn't tell her about what happened to Whitney, though.
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>>4148573
I love the picture of Alabaster with each family. So good.
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>>4149743
Anna should be in the Soliloquy picture!

(Technically Rose too but she’s already with the Mallory bunch)
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>[X] Tell Samantha that they're lovers.

You smile at Samantha, adopting a cocky tone: "They're lovers." Then you take Anna's hand in yours. "We're on a couple's date, actually."

It's hard to tell who's the most taken aback... Anna, whose clammy hand trembles like one of Cerise's vibrators in your grip; Alex, who's turned a crimson bordering on infrared; or Sable, who's sputtering incoherently.

Samantha draws a sharp inhalation, to register her understanding. "Ahhh -- uh huh! Lovers. How lovely!" She leans way in, one palm bracing her fishnet-clad upper thigh, and cups her other hand over her mouth as if sharing a secret. "I love lovers."

"Alex and I-- are not-- we aren't-- this is absurd-- he's my student!--"

Meanwhile, Alex is waving both hands in front of him. "I-it's not like-- we didn't-- she's my--"

"It's a shame you're taken," Samantha tells him. Or is she talking to Sable? Or to you? Or to Anna? She straightens her posture, the back of her wrists on her hips, her torpedo tits sticking out. "Of course, taken doesn't always mean taken..."

Alex forces a loud, false laugh. "Hahaha! Taken! That's... you're really funny! I mean--"

Sable interposes herself between Alex and Samantha, like a mother fending off a bus pervert. "Taken means taken," she announces. Not so embarrassed anymore, at the threat of a rival.

"Oh sure," Samantha agrees. She winks. "Keep an eye on him, then, okay! He might get gobbled up!" Sable glowers at her, but Samantha doesn't seem to notice or care. She casts a glance at Anna instead, who's staring at the ground, and too timid even to take her hand from yours. "You might get gobbled up, too!" Samantha warns her.

Anna squeaks. Her hand in yours grows sweatier.
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>>4150439
Bunnies are truly terrifying.
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>>4150439
What a dangerous woman.
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>>4150439
Such power...
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"Do you have any tandem bikes?" You ask. "We've recently taken an interest in unusual forms of locomotion... it's what all the cool kids are into."

Samantha nods. "Oh yes, sir! We have bicycles built for two, three, four, or more! The only thing more fun than riding a bicycle is riding it with someone else at the same time!"

Alex pipes up. "Actually -- a tandem bike is a little bit advanced for Ms. Guiteau, I think..."

Rather than react negatively, Sable surprises yet again with an emotional swing, this time towards calm rationality. "I agree. Let's start with the basics." (Maybe she's on her best behavior to make sure she stays in Alex's good graces.) "Do you have a bicycle for beginners?"

"Yes!" Samantha says. She points at a child's bike in a rack in the middle of the room. It has training wheels on it, and little multicolored pastel streamers hanging off the handlebars, and daisies painted on the pink metal frame. Sable is well over a foot taller than the target demo, clearly. Samantha obviously took the word "beginner" quite literally.

"May I test it out?" Sable asks.

"Feel free!"

Dutifully, Samantha then helps Sable don a helmet, kneepads, and elbow pads. It takes some fussing, as Sable is completely unfamiliar with how to do up the straps and catches, and she doesn't make herself very easy to assist. The two make a strange contrast as Samantha presses up against her, and forcibly holds her still as she works to get the protective gear on her. But finally Samantha has Sable all kitted out: ready to face the rigors of piloting baby's first bike.

"You can take it for a spin outside, if you want!" Samantha says. "Ride around the block a couple times, and let me know if you like it! First-timers get a discount!"

"You aren't worried about theft?" You ask.

"You... won't steal it... will you?" Samantha asks, looking suddenly unsure.

"Well -- no," you say. "But--"

She's feeling fully assured again. "Then it's no problem!" She says, swatting at the air and giggling.

"I do not want to be seen in public, struggling to ride a bicycle," Sable says. "It's bad enough being seen by my students like this... and by a slut in a bunnygirl costume..."

Alex coughs. He casts a worried look at Samantha. "Uh -- no offense -- she doesn't mean what she says sometimes..."

"No offense taken!" Samantha replies, obviously sincere. She goes to the shop's entrance, and flips the sign hanging there, to announce to the world that they're closed. She locks the door securely, turns to face you all: "There's plenty of room in here to do a little bike riding!"
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>>4150439
So this is the power of pheromones

>>4150461
>"You... won't steal it... will you?" Samantha asks, looking suddenly unsure.

Smatters confirmed to be the ultimate security system
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Leaning with your tailbone against the checkout counter, you watch Alex guide Sable around the store's perimeter. You figure this will take a little while -- Sable still gasps and nearly falls whenever Alex lets up his grip on her. So you hoist yourself up, using the countertop as an impromptu bench. Anna tries to mimic you. But she's shorter, not to mention weaker, and when she tries to haul herself up, she fails. She lands flat back on her feet almost as soon as they leave the ground. She tries a second time, drawing herself slightly higher, but her butt still doesn't clear the edge of the counter and she ends, again, on her feet.

She gives up, and decides to sit on the floor in front of the counter. Whenever Alex and Sable come by, she draws her knees up towards herself to make way. Then when they pass, she lets her legs stretch out again. With the heels of her tennis shoes touching, she idly swivels her feet towards and away from each other, staring at them.

"Those two make a cute couple," Samantha whispers. She looks from you to Anna: "So do you."

"With Anna and I, it's less like a couple and more like master and slave..."

Anna is over her shyness about meeting a new person, enough at least to elbow you. "i'm your master now?" she says, glancing up at you.

"What? No--"

"that's the order you put it in"

Samantha squats to get at Anna's level. "I saw you on a unicycle earlier! Do you ride it often?"

Anna shrugs. With the way Samantha squats, thighs folded over her calves, balanced precariously on her pumps, legs a little spread... it's hard not to stare at the taut seam of her bunnysuit's crotch. Anna does. So do you.

"It's such a unique skill!" Samantha says. "I don't think I've met a unicycle rider since I was in the ci-- well anyway, it's been awhile!"

On the other side of the store, Sable shouts at Alex: "Don't let go! Don't you dare let go! I'll expel you from the FIRST program if you let go of me!!"

"You're pretty unique, too," you say. Samantha doesn't rise, but does look up. "Your boss lets you dress like that at work?"

Samantha nods. "Mr. Eichmann is understanding! He knows this is how I'm most comfortable."

You blink. Mr. Eichmann... now there's a name you hadn't expected to hear.

"Doesn't it draw a lot of attention?" You ask.

"I don't mind attention," Samantha says.

"Well, you're getting it," you tell her. You nod at Anna. Anna is still staring transfixedly at Samantha's crotch and the cameltoe there. Her glasses are getting fogged. Her lips are slightly parted.

Rather than conceal herself, Samantha just smiles slyly and scooches her stance a bit further akimbo -- giving Anna an even better view.

"Anna," you say firmly.

She shakes her head, at last tearing her eyes off Samantha's barely-concealed cunt. "whuh"

"Are you ogling this poor woman?" You ask.

"huh"

"I said are you ogling Samantha."

Anna blushes.

"I'm sorry," you tell Samantha. "My pet is a slut."

Samantha tilts her head. "Do you mind a slutty pet?"
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>>4150595
God.

With how forward Smatters was back in 421, I had no idea how powerful her teasing could be.
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>>4150595
Is it possible for one's contact lenses to fog up? Because muh.
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>>4150626
I think those are cataracts, you may want to get checked out.
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>>4150629
It was nice knowing you, /fq/-tachi ;_;
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>>4150632
and so the great work of converting Fuck Quest into braille begins
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>>4150595
Dear God, 422 Samantha is out for blood. This bunny is a force to be reckoned with...
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(In case it wasn't obvious, this is the part where you wait warmly. I'm gonna try to get at least 2 or 3 lewds cleared tonight.)
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>>4150760
S-stay hydrated, lads.
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>>4150760
>at least 2 or 3 lewds cleared tonight
C-careful OP, the degree of this warmth might be mistaken for COVID-19 symptoms.
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>>4148729
Now i can't get Whitney trying to get her mom to exercise with her out of my head. Wearing the proper clothes for the workout as well of course.
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>>4150887
I still desperately need a Renee-Whitney outfit swap in my life
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>>4150895
Naked Labcoat Whitney
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>>4150872
I've already had to take my temperature.
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>>4150887
>Morning run with Renee and Whitney where Alabaster just can't seem to keep pace for some mysterious reason
This is good
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>>4150939
It wouldn't be mysterious at all! Clearly Ally's lack of fitness has been him preparing for this moment for trillions of years! It's the perfect cover!
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>>4150939
Two kinds of women.
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>>4150943
Watch Railgun please.
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>>4150905
So this is the kind of scientist Makoto wants to be.
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>>4150979
Dykology is a very important field of science.
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Warm as being smooshed inbetween a post workout Whitney and Renee in here.
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>>4151056
I might die of a heat stroke!
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>>4151078
It's TIME
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>>4151078
Oh yessssss
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>>4151078
>that ending
10/10
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>>4151078
So this is why we fuck.
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One night Cerise decides to go through your sadpanda history at the worst possible time. It's a bad time because recently, for reasons beyond you, you've been on a MILF binge whenever you indulge in a little bit of dueling with the bishop. Moreover, the type of MILF hentai you've been into has been pretty heavy on M part of that acronym. Cerise is getting totally the wrong impression of your tastes here.

"Is this really what you jerk off to?" Cerise, sitting at your computer desk, asks as she scrolls through your favorites.

"Look, I can explain. This isn't my usual h-- wait. Now hold on a second. Why am I even justifying myself to you? Since when did you decide it was okay to snoop on your little brother's porn habits?"

"Since you decided that 'Comic MILF' was the best thing since sliced bread! What the fuck, Alabaster? This is totally wrong! You're supposed to be a lolicon. This is turning my entire concept of the universe upside-down..."

"I thought you hated lolicons."

"I hate you for changing the script!" Cerise shouts. She chews her thumbnail as she browses through a few pages of a recently favorited doujin. Her eyeballs dart around as she reads bits and pieces of the scanlation. "Straight shota is a league of degeneracy so much greater than what I figured you for..."

"I don't want to hear it from Little Miss Trap Rimmer," you roar. "You... you... stone in glass house... throwing... person!"

Cerise spins in your chair to face you. "You've got insults. But I'm hearing a distinct lack of denial over the fact that you jerk off to this shit."

"What, do you think I read it for the story?"

"...Do you?"

"No!"

Cerise frowns, and her voice grows softer. "Is this what you want?" She asks after a short silence.

"What I want is for you to get out of my bedroom. Rose is gonna be back soon and--"

Cerise holds up a palm. Her voice loses its gentleness. "Jeeesus. Go two seconds without mentioning your live-in landwhale. Try it once, for big sister, will you?"

"You're getting the wrong idea. That's all. All that hentai -- this isn't real life. It's just fantasy."

"Oh yeah fucking right," Cerise fumes. "There's a digital goddamn landslide of Mommydom porn on your favorites list! There's no escaping that, Alabaster!"

"Open your eyes!" You shout. "Look up my favorites tab and see. After the MILF stuff, you'll find my perfectly normal tastes--"

She turns back towards the monitor and scrolls some more. "Happiness Milk?"

"After that."

"Kurenai Yuuji?"

"After that."

"Drill Jill?"

You throw your arms up. "So what if I was on a futa kick before my MILF kick! Don't make some big fucking point of it!"

"Oh, you poor boy," Cerise says with mock sympathy. "It can't be easy to cum when you're looking at all these fetishes you hate."
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"Get out of my room!" You yell. But Cerise is heading the wrong way -- towards your bed. Or more specifically, towards your bedside table.

There, in the drawer, she finds what she's looking for. Your prized onahole, and a bottle of silicone lube. She clacks the cap of the lube open. With a lewd splurt, she douses the open end of the toy with an overflowing supply of the slick transparent fluid.

"What are you doing?" You demand.

"Shock therapy." She approaches you, slowly waving the onahole, as lube that missed the mark runs down the sides of it, and across her fingers.

"Stay back--!"

"We're either gonna exorcise your Mommydom fetish or we're gonna help you embrace it. Either/or."

"Cerise--"

"Sit down," she says. Her voice is sterner, and deeper, than you've ever heard.

[ ] I need backup. Get Alex on the case.
[ ] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151205
>[x] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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(There'll be a bit of time to vote. I'm gonna take a little nap and get writing again in the morning/afternoon.)
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>>4151203
Sneaky Bohemian Rhapsody, I like.

>>4151205
[X] I need backup. Get Alex on the case.
[X] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!

Anyway the wind blows, this is going to be gold.
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>>4151205
>[X] I need backup. Get Alex on the case.
Of course
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>>4151205
>[x] I need backup. Get Alex on the case.

I'm always down for solo Cerise, but I would absolutely love to see her go Mommydom on her two boys.
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>>4151205

> [x] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151205
>[X] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151205
>[x] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151205
>[X ] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151205
>[x] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151205
>[x] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151213
Ara Ara
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>>4151078
This bunny is a menace! Her submissive rampage must be stopped before the whole city is stewing in bunny pheromones!
>>4151205
>[ ] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151205
>[x] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151203
>Bohemian Soliloquy

Strangely apt for these Bohemian Solioquys
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>>4149034
>The ones you love mean more than anything

I know we're in a apocaliptic situation, but still...
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>>4151205
>[ ] I need backup. Get Alex on the case.

No one man can handle all this ara
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>>4151205
>[X] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151205
>[X] I need backup. Get Alex on the case.
Der Krieg est verloren
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>>4151205
>[ ] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151205
>[ ] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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>>4151205
>[X] No time for that! I'm about to get ara-ara'd!
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https://pastebin.com/fKsgNx89
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>>4152280
I return just in time.
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>>4152280
Ohh boy

>Touka+was+the+best+part+of+the+show+and+you+_c4eed9e9e2681020fad43dfc1f5b6686.jpg

And we what? And we what???
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>>4152280
I will be sure to enjoy this when I'm not sneaking FQ updates from the bathroom at work.
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>>4151078
Oh geez, Samantha.

>>4152280
As expected of a roller coaster ride that started with Charlotte mommydom to Samantha's forwardness as a sub. We've come full circle.
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As I sit here writing the literal end of Fuck Quest at the literal end of the world, Cerise and Gal's wedding song keeps popping into my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv3YvBf7SHM

I won't have time to get to the aphrodisiac lewd tonight, so if the thread dies before I finish it, it'll have to be the first omake of the post-FQ world.

It's time to go to prom.
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>>4152280
Oh yeah, that's some good stuff.

>>4152293
>As I sit here writing the literal end of Fuck Quest at the literal end of the world
IT'S
>It's time to go to prom.
HAPPENING.
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>>4152293
It still hasn't really sunk in yet.
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>>4152293
Gentlemen, it's been an honor questing with you.
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More Cerise face sitting. A pleasant surprise.
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>>4152303
Cerise face-sitting is eternal.
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>>4152293
FUCK NO, I WANTED TO FUCK CERISE FUCKING STUPID AND FINALLY SNAP HER CUNTING CHOKER

Damn it all
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>>4152305
Shhhh, all in good time, Anonymous-dono. I doubt anyone will be able to hold back once the superdrug goes out.
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This is one for the record books. You're all dressed-up, and Rose is slumming it. Rather than exert the effort of wearing her typical prim pencil skirt + blouse combo, she sits curled up on the living room couch wearing one of your t-shirts (and probably not much else), watching an episode of Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives... suitably trashy TV for such a trashy getup. Since she's got no prom date, she has nothing better to do.

(You promised, after much nagging, to take her to prom in her senior year. Purely because she got so het up over it.)

Mom, standing over your shoulder, fusses with the pin on your lapel in front of the mirror in the foyer. Rose (the other one, that is), watches from the dining room table and giggles at the sight.

"Will you stay still-- geez--" Mom says.

"Will you stop manhandling me?--"

"Just be still!-- GEEZ--"

"I thought you didn't even like Whitney -- so why do you care whether I look nice for her?"

She finishes with your pin and guides you through a 180 to face her head-on. She brushes your hair from your face and takes hold of your shoulders. "If you're going to take that lesbian temptress to prom, you'll darn well look nice for her! I didn't raise a boy without the common decency to look good for his prom date!"

"...So do I look good?" You ask.

Mom pouts at you. Then, licking her palm, she tries to flatten your cowlick. It's humiliating, and infantilizing. But she won't take no for an answer.

It's then the doorbell rings. Rose Too leaps from her seat at the dining room table and rushes to answer it.

"Where's Casanova?" You hear Ms. Carte boom. Rose laughs, and points the way. Ms. Carte strides into the Soliloquy household.

You make a halfhearted ta-dah motion at her. Ms. Carte sizes you up like a buyer at a produce stand -- all but squeezing you to test for ripeness.

"You hardly look presentable," she says.

You let your arms fall to your side. "Seriously? What the fuck."

"Didn't you raise a boy with the common decency to look good for his prom date?" Ms. Carte demands of Mom.

"Don't complain to me!" Mom says. "I did my best! You just worry about your daughter. I hope you taught Whitney at least enough to know that she has to wear a bra under her dress!"

"Of course she's wearing a bra!" Ms. Carte snaps.

"Oh? Well that's a world first, then! She never seems to be wearing one when she comes by to steal the food out of my cabinets!"

They growl at each other.

"Where is she, anyway?" Rose Tou asks, from over by the living room couch. "I just have to see this."

Ms. Carte explains: "She's still in the limo. She's got a little bit of stage fright... typical pre-date nervousness, that's all."

You wonder at the kind of mind that can suck your dick in public but gets all antsy over a prom date. That's Whitney for you.

"Of course," Rose says. "I'll go get her." Before anyone can stop her, she strides from the Soliloquy house, towards the car parked outside... barefoot, clad only in a loosely fitting tee.
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>>4152328
>Ms. Carte explains: "She's still in the limo. She's got a little bit of stage fright... typical pre-date nervousness, that's all."

GOD yes
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>>4152328
It's time. It's finally time.
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>>4152280
I can't wait to fucking die tonight.
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>>4152328
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>4152293
It's been an honor
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As Rose passes, Anna pokes her head in.

"Look what the cat dragged in," you say. You wave for her to come fully inside.

"We picked her up on the way over," Ms. Carte says.

Anna timidly steps into the light of the foyer. Her dress is breathtaking. It's a flowing pastel yellow gown studded with many-faceted sequins that turn complexly opalescent when the light refracts through them. Her hair is done up in a complicated Celtic braid-and-bun. Her makeup makes her porcelain skin blush and almost glow.

"Where's your date?" You ask. Though Anna definitely did not go to all this effort for the sake of the boy she's going with tonight.

"he's ... on his way..."

You sigh. This brinkmanship between Cerise and Anna is about to culminate in a nuclear catastrophe of epic prom-portions. Cerise was too proud to ask Anna to call the date with Connor off. And Anna is too proud to fold her bluff.

"Where is my fellow chaperone, anyway?" Ms. Carte asks. "I can't keep a bunch of horny teenagers under control all on my own."

"Tch--" Mom says. "You're such a nasty woman!"

Ms. Carte smirks at her. "Really, lady? I know how you handle the horny teenagers under your roof. Don't get high and mighty on me."

"She's upstairs," you say. "A little bit of pre-date nervousness herself."

"What date?" Ms. Carte laughs.

"Good question ... I'll go get her."

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Cerise is sitting on her bed, head cradled in her hands. She's equally as breathtaking as Anna. She looks like she's dressed for a wedding, not to chaperone a high school prom.

"Well, Cerise," you say with an air of disappointment. "We're T-minus 10 minutes, give or take, before Connorocalypse 2015. You ready?"

"Fuck off."

"Anna's pussy is dripping at the thought of the fingerless gloves he'll be wearing tonight. Said so herself."

"Sicko! Freak!" Cerise takes a pillow and tosses it at you. You deftly dodge it.

"The truth is that she's almost as miserable as you," you say, sighing.

"Good. She deserves it."

"Fucking hell, Cerise. Are you really going to subject her to this?"

"I'm not subjecting her to anything!"

You stomp. "Goddamn it, you drunk dyke dummy! Yes you are! God you piss me off."

Cerise scowls.

"Did you dress in that outfit because you're super duper excited to be a chaperone?" You demand. "Or because you were hoping that you'd be doing more than chaperoning tonight?"

"I wore it because you made me."

The doorbell rings -- you hear the far-off echo of it through the house. Then come indistinct voices below, one of them male.

"...Fuck," Cerise says, on the verge of hyperventilating.

"You've got about 30 seconds," you warn her. "Make a choice quick. And make it good."

Cerise stares at you with frightened eyes. Only when you nod expectantly at her, arching your brows in a wordless gesture of, "get a move on!" -- does she get a fucking move on.

She jumps to her feet, gathers up the excess of her dress's skirt, and rushes downstairs to avert disaster.
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>>4152367
I can't believe Cerise is about to make Connor literally eat his fedora and wash it down with bleach.
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>>4152367
Atta girl!
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>>4152372
Those teachers need to leave my DFCs alone!
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>>4152374
But I love it when DFCs are out.
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>>4152375
Big words for a man on a mommy kick!
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>>4152375
Well now we need a scene of Renee or Sable exposing Vivian's DFC
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Four months ago I made fun of Alabaster for going to his prom with his sister, then ditching her to hang out with his (once-removed) cousin who he hates instead of taking a perfectly good tomboy.
I'm trying to think if I could be happier.

>>4152367
>It's a long, sweeping white dress with ornate pearl-like baubles around the chest, a wide hip, and a flowing skirt.
> It's a flowing pastel yellow gown studded with many-faceted sequins that turn complexly opalescent when the light refracts through them.
These two are going to fucking kill it tonight.
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>>4152293
I'm going to be missing it because skeleton crew warehouse shifts, but it's been rad OP. See you in the afterworld.
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>>4152367
>Ms. Carte smirks at her. "Really, lady? I know how you handle the horny teenagers under your roof. Don't get high and mighty on me."

I wonder if Renee was the one who crashed the taste test of Scarlett's surprise Brownie's
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>>4152379
We need the flatties all lined up in a row for a noppai/naizuri sampler so Alabaster can finally test whose flat chest really is the best.
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>>4152408
DON'T YOU GUYS DARE TO LINE UP #TeamFlatStack WITHOUT MAKOTO YET!
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>>4152408
>>4152421
>Alabaster inadvertently jokes about their ironing board chests
>Vivian pens him in for an impromptu 4 PM Dick Flattening against them
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You get downstairs in time for the fireworks.

"Oh -- Cerise-sama," Connor says in his reedy voice, turning away from an obviously-repulsed Anna. Anna is holding a bouquet of lilies up by her chest like it's a shield. Connor bows at Cerise in the pose of a Judo contestant, one flattened palm pressing against a fist. "M'lady. You look positively scrumptious... if I might be so forward... I could almost deign to beckon you on a date as well!"

Cerise punches him.

Right in the kisser -- full force, no warning. Just hauls back and klobbers him one.

The foyer of the Soliloquy household dissolves into confused noise. Your little sister cackles, Mom gasps, Ms. Carte vainly tries to pull Cerise away. Connor, nose bloodied, totters back. The fedora falls from his head as he stumbles, revealing his greasy hair, over-applicated with gel and swooped into a curly-Q.

"Fuck off, Connor!" Cerise shrieks. "She's mine!"

"Wh-whad?" Connor sputters, trying to stem the flow of blood with pinched fingers. The crimson drips from both his nostrils, over his philtrum, and down onto the black t-shirt beneath his cheap blazer. Cerise, stepping to him with menace in her eyes, forces him backwards out of the house, onto the doorstep.

Rose is just coming back with Whitney in tow. In all the hubbub, you've no time to appreciate Whitney's beauty. She sidesteps Connor's backwards-going exit as she enters, keeping both her hands raised in front of her and laughing, "whooaa-oaa-oaaa--" as she passes. Connor looks confusedly first from her, to the half-naked Rose beside her, and then to Cerise. Finally he tries to settle his eyes on Anna, who's still inside the house. But Cerise puts herself between them, blocking his line of sight.

"Anna is mine!" Cerise says. She pounds her chest like the alpha baboon warding off a weak upstart. "She belongs to me. Me! So go fuck your hand tonight and leave her alone!"

"Whad are you dawging abou?" Connor says petulantly. "I -- ghe-- dell her, Annda-- we're on a dayde--"

After a brief silence that seems to stretch far beyond its actual duration, like melted taffy being pulled, Anna finally says: "...date's canceled"

"Bud--" Connor begins.

"You heard the lady," Ms. Carte says. "Date's canceled."

"Bud!"

"Do you have a ride home?" Ms. Carte asks. Mom hands her a tissue, and she hands it off to Connor, for him to plug his freely bleeding nose.

"No I dond," he says glumly, once the reality of rejection settles in. "...I doog a daxi."

"I'll give you a ride back," she says with a sigh. "Sorry for the trouble... you've been used as something of a pawn, I think."

He sniffles as Ms. Carte leads him out. Cerise watches him depart with a grimace.

"i... belong to you..." Anna says, repeating Cerise's words in an obvious daze.

Cerise wheels on her. "Shut the fuck up!" She yells, grabs Anna, and kisses her. Anna's hands drop to the side as Cerise grips her shoulders tight and macks on her. She drops the bouquet of lilies to the floor.
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>>4152440
H*cky to the fr*ck yeah.
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>>4152440
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
About time.
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>>4152440
Pure fuckin gold
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>>4152440
Damn, that poor kid
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>>4152481
One's headwear is a personal decision. He has no one to blame but himself.
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>>4152486
He's obnoxious yeah but that was a little much. Poor kid's gonna wind up an incel at this rate. We ought at least get him laid or something
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>>4152486
>>4152500
It's the 422, and the OP likely wants what's better for everyone, so maybe this will be his wake-up call like what happened with Stacks?
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Rose, like a trailer park Vanna White, uses both hands to indicate the splendor of Whitney's dress.

How splendid it really is.

Ms. Carte and Vivian selected only the very best for her. Like Cerise, Whitney looks as if she's dressed for a wedding more than for a prom. It's a gown of pure white, strapless, that shows off her chest without being slutty, and shows off her arms without being classless. The skirt is much longer than she is tall, and lies billowed around her feet in 360 degrees. The whole thing is tied off with an enormous bow in the back, like she's a present wrapped up for you. Her hair is done up with flowers, and she wears a tiara. For one of the only times in history, in this universe or the last, she wears makeup.

Her lips quaver, and she won't look at anyone -- least of all you. Her tan face is blushing darkly red.

"Well?" Rose asks, soliciting your thoughts.

But Rose answers first. "Whitney-chan!" She breathes. "You... you look like a girl! ... Coooool!"

Whitney grunts.

"It's true... you don't look half-bad," Mom allows. "I guess your mother and sister must have helped you quite a bit."

Whitney fiddles with the hem of her dress. She stares at her high-heels.

"Damn," Cerise says. "I thought I had the best dress tonight... oh well. Can't compete with billionaires."

"you're cute whitney" Anna adds.

Whitney huffs and sniffles, and turns her face away.

"What do you think, Alabaster?" Rose asks.

"I think--"

"Shut up," Whitney interjects.

You open your mouth to speak again.

"Shut up!" Whitney repeats, more forcefully. She stomps and looks at you with anger in her eyes. "Don't make fun of me! Okay? I'm not in the mood!"

"You're gorgeous."

She chokes, and draws chin back like you've sprouted a second head. "I... I'm..." She grimaces, and grits her teeth. "Asshole!"

"--What?"

She rubs her shoulders and glances all over her own body like she's just felt a bug crawling on her. "Fuck you. I'm ugly. This dress is itchy. It's too hot. It's gay as shit. I hate it. You're just laughing at me. I can see that smirk! You're fucking laughing! I'll kill you! Shut up. Shut up!"

She's beyond overloaded right now with her own embarrassment. So you do the only thing you can to shut her up: you kiss her. She immediately goes all limp and swoony in your embrace, and you have to support her by holding her around her back, lest she fall to the floor.

"OOOoooOOOoooOOO," your little sister croons, hands clasped over her mouth to amplify it. Whitney, even as she kisses you back, flips her the bird.

"Rude," Rose grumps.

You pull back from the kiss and meet Whitney's limpid eyes. "Let's go to prom, huh?" You say.

"...Yeah," she says with a grin.
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>>4152500
I'd prefer to leave that to Miss Manlove and her creepy-crawly-cooter
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>>4152508
Hnnnng
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>>4152508
>that good shit
That's all I needed, I'll catch up on the rest later. Cheers lads, don't make any choices involving sharp objects.
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>>4152508
g-good
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(Gentle ask: please try to limit image replies as we get to the end here. We're close to the limit, and I'd like to end with images on the updates.)
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A prom is never as interesting as it sounds on paper. Though the planning committee that you helped select, composed of only the best people, tried hard to lend the gymnasium an air of elegance... it is, after all, just a high school gym. The gentle many-colored lights and balloons and bunting and curtains and flower arrangements can only do so much. And the insipid music on tap is far from your style. And having to sway around the dancefloor with a gaggle of other BO-inflicted hormonal teens isn't precisely the cutting image of romance.

But Whitney is smiling, and her arms are warm where you hold her, and that's what matters.

You're a better dancer than Cerise is, at least, that's for sure. Whitney is a better dancer than Anna, too. Neither of you trip. But Cerise and Anna stumble so many times that it becomes almost vaudevillian -- as if they're dancing with four left feet. When they finally almost tip over the punchbowl, they give up the ghost, and resign themselves to being wallflowers for the rest of the night. Whitney chuckles at them, but only a little.

As you and she pass them during one of your revolutions through the gym, you hear them softly speaking.

"Anna... can I tell you something... without you thinking that I'm weird or creepy?"

"of course"

"I think I'm in love with you. Just a little."

Anna hugs her close, wrapping her arms around Cerise's sides, and buries her head in Cerise's bosom. "don't ever stop" Anna says.

Alex is here, too. He was on the planning committee. (See? Only the best people.) And Sable got voluntold to be a chaperone herself. Over the course of the night, they gravitate slowly towards one another. At last, they're standing side by side on the periphery, pretending not to notice each other. Until finally Alex musters up the courage to say: "um... Ms. Guiteau... will you dance with me?"

"...Why would I want to dance with you?" Sable asks.

Alex seems a bit stricken at that.

"Well. Why not?" Is his best argument.

Sable considers it.

Then she takes his hand and goes onto the floor with him. They're weirdly good dancers... and Sable lets Alex guide her without compunction. It's a favorite song of Alex's -- some psychedelic thing entitled Queen. How fitting.
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>>4152541
Understood!

>>4152548
Understood further!
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>>4152548
Cute, cute, and cute!

>>4152541
Gotcha.
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The music towards the end of the night grows slow, and with it your dancing. As always in slow moments, your mind turns to trivia. "Do you know what the word prom is short for?" You ask.

"Promenade?" Whitney answers. She must have seen it written. She says it not how it's supposed to be pronounced, but in a way that rhymes with the word lemonade.

"Promenade," you tell her with the correct pronunciation.

"Oh," Whitney replies, blinking. As you continue to sway with her, she buries her face against your lapel. "I'm so stupid," she says.

"--What?" You reply, taken aback by the sincerity and sadness with which Whitney says it.

She sniffles, and looks up at you, smiling through the tears. "I'm so stupid," she repeats. "That's why you don't love me, right?"

You stop dancing. Though you try to keep her close, she wriggles out of your grip and steps back. In the middle of the crowded dancefloor, among all the noise and bustle of the dance, time nonetheless seems frozen. "What are you talking about? I love you. Of course I love you."

"I get it. It's okay. You love me -- but you don't love me like that. Not the way you love Rose, or Cerise, or Viv, or even Alex... people you can have a conversation with. I can't keep up with you. I never could. I'm so stupid... you can't love me like that because I'm not smart enough for you."

"You're smart," you tell her firmly.

"No I'm not. Don't lie to me, Ally--"

"You're the smartest girl in the universe."

She stomps. "See! You think I'm so stupid that I'll believe you! You're such a liar!"

"You're smarter than me," you tell her.

She shakes her head.

"You're smarter than all of us, really. Ask Rose, she'll tell you the same thing. Ask Alex. Ask your mom and dad. Ask V-- well, uh, ask pretty much anyone."

She wipes her tears with the back of her wrist, but then starts to cry pitifully. "What's gonna happen after school? When you graduate and move away?"

"We'll go to college together. Your dad... wants to hire me... and I know he wants to hire you... it's the family shop, after all. We'll be together."

"Is that what you really want?"

"I can't think of anything I'd want more."

She shakes her head.

You massage the bridge of your nose. "How can I make you understand -- that you're the better part of me? I don't know where I'd be without Whitney Carte. I'd be such a miserable fucking asshole... I mean... I am. But I'd be alone, too. You once told me -- well -- maybe you won't remember. But you said I was your friend when no one else would be. That's wrong, though. You were my friend when no one else would be. You loved me before anyone else. And fuck... I don't deserve it. Not at all. But I'd be the biggest idiot in the universe to turn it down. I love you, Whitney... I really do."

She's a bawling mess now, as you lead her from the floor amid gossipy whispering.

[ ] Tell her you want to start a family with her.
[ ] Tell her you want to start a family with her -- and marry her, too.
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>>4152541
Well, you're gonna have to beg a lot harder than that, motherfucker!
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>>4152581
OH FUCK

>[x] Marry
>[x] Marry
>[x] Marry
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>>4152581
... Can we marry them both? That's a thing, right? I still think Ally and Rose belong together, but Ally and Whitney belong together too and aaaaahhhhh.
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>>4152581
>[x] Marry and grow old together.
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>>4152581
>[ ] Tell her you want to start a family with her -- and marry her, too.

FUCK THA POLICE
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>>4152581
>[x] Tell her you want to start a family with her -- and marry her, too.
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>>4152581
>[x] Tell her you want to start a family with her -- and marry her, too.
MARRY AS MANY AS POSSIBLE
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>>4152581
Marry.

We can marry all the girls but Whitney is always first, no?
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>>4152581
God damn I wasn't ready for this
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>>4152581
>[ ] Tell her you want to start a family with her -- and marry her, too.
So uh...how are we gonna convince Saul to get polygamy legalized?
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>>4152611
Radical Mormon Extremism
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>>4152613
Sand Reckoner has some tablets, right?
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>>4152581
There will be a timeline where it'll happen anyway, as ordained by Optimizing Parameter.

Might as well be this one.

>[ ] Tell her you want to start a family with her -- and marry her, too.
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>>4152581
>[ ] Tell her you want to start a family with her -- and marry her, too.
I'm here in time for arguably the most important vote.
Whitneyquest end, but with multiple wives.
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>>4152581
>Tell her you want to start a family with her -- and marry her, too.

It's her turn.
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>>4152581
>[X] Snap her neck.
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>>4152648
Chloe, please.
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>>4152648
How do you delete other people's posts?
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Stackleford, who got ditched by Kimberly and now is playing with a fidget spinner in a nearby chair, yelps in surprise when you grab the spinner from him.

"Hey-- what the fuck, nigger?"

You ignore him as you take out your keyring and pry one of the bearings loose from the toy using one of your keys. The bearing is shiny, smooth and chrome, and the exact perfect diameter for Whitney's left ring finger.

You get down on one knee.

"A-Ally--?" Whitney breathes.

You're drawing eyes now, all right. A public marriage proposal in the midst of prom is a somewhat usual, although not entirely unprecedented event. So non-unprecedented in fact, that a busybody administrator strides over to say: "Uh -- this isn't allowed during school dances--"

"Oh, fuck off," Ms. Carte tells him. She yanks him back by his collar. "She's my daughter. She can get proposed to at prom if she wants!"

"Well that's a fucking curveball," Cerise says, hands on her hips. She glances at Whitney. "What are you waiting for? Say yes before Alabaster gets cold feet."

"Just so you know," Ms. Carte warns Whitney, "if you don't say yes -- I'm gonna take him from you. Don't make me marry a boy 16 years younger than me!"

Whitney covers her mouth with both hands. "Ally... Ally...! No fucking way--"

"Say yes!" Alex tells her, hand on her shoulder. He's beaming.

"marry that sucker" Anna chimes in.

"I mean, you don't have to say yes--" Stackleford begins. But he stops when Sable glowers at him.

Whitney doesn't say yes. She's too choked with tears to do it. But the way she throws her arms around you and happily slips the ad hoc ring onto her hand, is yes enough on its own.
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>>4152656
[happy_crying.png]

God, I fucking love it
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>>4152656
:')
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>>4152656
>Stackleford ditched even by Kimberly
Jesus, he really can't catch a break can he?

Other than that, beautiful.
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>>4152656
Wait he forgot to actually ask the question. Dont take this from me OP
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>>4152328
>>4152367
>>4152440
>>4152508
>>4152548
>>4152656
Back home just in time. My kokoro is junbi okay.
>fidget spinner ring
literal perfection
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>>4152656
A thing of beauty.
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>this beautiful moment gets interrupted by Whitney getting a bucket of green paint señor puhRANKED all over her
>leading us to burn the school down
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On the ride back to the house in the limo, Whitney lies with her head in your lap, her arm stretched way out in front of her so that her hand is at the level of your face. She stares up at the ring as if in a trance.

"We'll get you a better one," you promise.

"This is the only one I want..."

"I thought you were going to marry Rose," Cerise says, petting a softly dozing Anna -- a girl still at her core an introvert who's sapped after public events like these.

"He obviously came to his senses!" Ms. Carte crows. It's hard to tell whose face is ruddier: hers or her daughter's. They've both been crying nonstop. "And not a moment too soon. He realized that us Carte girls have the goods! Signed, sealed, delivered!"

The truth is that you're going to marry them both.

Not legally, of course. One will have to change their name or be adopted by your Mom, and won't be recognized by the government as your lawfully wedded wife. So while they'll both be Soliloquys, only one of them will have the tax benefits.

Which one? Well, that doesn't matter. Who Uncle Sam thinks is your wife doesn't make any difference at all.

"Whitney Soliloquy..." she murmurs. She looks from the ring, to you. "I always dreamed of this... even on the first day I met you... I walked around all night at home saying, 'Whitney Soliloquy, Whitney Soliloquy' ... so much that I thought Carl would slap me. But even back then I didn't think I'd ever... I didn't think that it would actually be real..."

You kiss her tenderly.

"I love you so fucking much, Ally," she says.

You whisper in Whitney's ear that you want to put the wedding off for a couple more years -- not because of cold feet -- but so that Ms. Carte can enjoy a little bit of time with a girl named Whitney Carte. She deserves that much. And there's all the time in the world for Whitney to be a Soliloquy.

Your entire lives, in fact. And trillions of lives after.
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>>4152685
I'm crying now. ;_;
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>>4152685
>And there's all the time in the world for Whitney to be a Soliloquy.

About time you realised that, you ass. ;_;
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>>4152581
>[X] Tell her you want to start a family with her -- and marry her, too.

We don't deserve Whitney, but she deserves everything she wants in life.
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>>4152685
6 years and a handful of threads away from oblivion, we finally made it. I don't have the words.
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It's time to pay the price.
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>>4152700
No, it's time to fill up the Carte.
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>Sometime in the future.

You find the others waiting in the waiting room. Which makes sense. Does that make sense? Yeah.

...It's been a very long day.

Exhausted, you sit and slump in one of the puke green chairs, the cushion letting out a little wheeze of air as your weight settles upon it.

"How is Rose doing?" Charlotte wants to know.

"Whitney?" Is Renee's concern.

You sigh deeply. "They're both done," you announce.

A ripple of surprise spreads through the room as everyone variously leans in or stands, all eyes on you.

"Good man!" Armstrong bellows. He starts to dole out cigars, despite the disapproving glare of the RN behind the counter at the doors to the delivery ward. Saul takes one, Darkbloom takes one, Nelson takes one -- but you decline with a wave of your hand.

"Come on, now," Darkbloom chides. "Live a little. If not today, then when?"

"I just had Rose shrieking in my left ear and Whitney shrieking in my right ear for the past 10 hours. I'm not in the mood to cough up a lung right now, too."

"Is it our fault that you impregnated two girls at once?" Kay demands. She swipes a cigar for herself, and, winking at the RN, lights it up with a zippo. She blows a ring of smoke, plus a little arrow of smoke to pierce it. "Oh yeah. That's the stuff." She tilts her head. "So? What do we got?"

"Girls."

Her smile disappears. "Girls? Girls as in girls plural? Both girls?"

You nod.

Noelle is at her side immediately -- she makes the international symbol for cash money, rubbing her fingertips together with her thumb. Kay, rolling her eyes, hands over a crisp $50 note. You hadn't known there was a wager.

And it wasn't the only one. Mom hands Charlotte a twenty. Anna hands Cerise a fiver. Nelson, groaning, counts out six Benjamins and hands them to a smug Armstrong.

Renee is beaming -- until suddenly she isn't. A look of horror spreads across her face. "Wait... I'm a grandmother."

"Isn't it wonderful?" Mom says.

"The best!" Charlotte agrees.

"No!" Renee hollers. "I'm too fucking young to be a grandma-- oh Jesus... Alabaster... go put that baby back!"

"You can't put babies back, Renee--"

"Do it!"

You rub your forehead.

"When can we see the little shits?" Cerise asks.

"Cerise..." Alex mutters.

"What? Am I wrong to insinuate that babies are little shits? Because they definitely are."

"I think babies are wonderful," Samantha says, practically swooning. "If you ever need a babysitter, remember me okay!"

You're not sure whether that's the greatest idea.

Vivian smirks at you. "One sister down, and one to go."

"Huh?" You say.

"Do not think I have forgotten all that pillow talk of impregnating me, Alabaster Soliloquy."

Darkbloom takes the cigar from his mouth and awkwardly examines the cherry, pretending he didn't hear what he just heard.

"All right." You stand up. Not like you'll be getting any rest out here anyway. "It's okay to go back there... but only the closest family and friends."

Of course, everyone follows you back.
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>>4152713
>Two
oh fuck it's red and blue
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>>4152713
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4152713
Oh my fucking god it's perfect.
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>>4152713
Beautiful
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>>4152713
>Her smile disappears. "Girls? Girls as in girls plural? Both girls?"
I wins.
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>>4152713
wait

>he finally internalizes her as Renee instead of Ms. Carte

Fucking YES
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>>4152725
Can't believe Trackman made a bet on the babies' genders, too
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>>4152713
>everyone follows you back.
My fuckin heart
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>>4152713
Noelle better be next. We've got to make wrongs right.
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>>4152737
Omake of Noelle and Kay using Alabaster like a living turkey baster when?
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The girls both had tough labors, but Rose's was probably the tougher of them. The doctor had remarked that if he didn't know any better, he'd swear the baby was deliberately kicking, punching and clawing at Rose's uterine walls on its way out the door.

This kid's gonna be a real pain in the ass, you can tell.

By contrast, Whitney's baby didn't put up too much of a fuss. The labor was hard mostly because of Whitney's own slight hips... and also because she probably wasn't ready to give birth quite yet. When Rose's water unexpectedly broke earlier in the morning (at the worst possible moment, right as she was giving a presentation to shareholders), Whitney decided she had better go into labor, too. Via sheer willpower, Whitney broke her own water, determined to get her baby out into the world first. She wants to be the mother of the older "twin."

Rose, on the left, all bedraggled, hair mussed, face unusually pale from the loss of blood, nonetheless glows. She cradles the little bundle of, uh, joy -- who shrieks and cries so hellishly that you'd think the world was ending.

She's got the reddest fucking hair you've ever seen. You and Rose are both reasonably certain you've settled on a name.

"I love her..." Rose says. "I didn't know a love like this was... even possible..."

You love her, too. Even as horribly and obnoxiously as she wails, you love her unconditionally, in a way that makes your heart swell until it aches and you think it will explode. You can hardly believe you made something so amazing and perfect.

Whitney's child is a little harder to place than Rose's. The baby girl is small even for a newborn, with wispy black hair. Staring back at you, not making a single peep, she's got a strange expression on her face. Like somehow she knows you -- like somehow she's been waiting for you, rather than the other way around.

Whitney may well have just gotten some stiff competition for the title of smartest girl in the universe. She cradles the baby, rocking her back and forth, with pure love in her eyes. "What are we gonna call you?" She wonders.

"...How about Ophelia?" You say.

Whitney laughs. "I love it... Ophelia. Ophelia what, though?"

"Penelope?"

"Done. Perfect."

"Ophelia Penelope Soliloquy," you say, testing out how the full name feels on your tongue. You love it, too. You nod at Whitney, and repeat it: "Ophelia Penelope Soliloquy."

"Heeeh."

The end of Fuck Quest. (For real.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m3q7M5zFwM
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>>4152749
OF FUCKING COURSE

I can't believe it's over ;_;
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>>4152749
>OP Soliloquy
YOUUUUU WONDERFUL SUMBITCH!
Thank you, OP, for everything.
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>>4152749
You did it. You crazy sonuvabitch, you did it.
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>>4152749
I-I'm only crying a little... so far, anyway
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>>4152749
You son of a bitch. Happy to be here at the conclusion of this wild ride that started so long ago.
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Amber finds Ophelia in the study (of course). She's studying (of course). A big thick tome about the rise and fall of the Roman empire... actually, that's its name. That Ophelia, such a hoot.

Amber slaps her back. Ophelia lets out a tiny "oof."

"Well!" Amber says. "If it ain't my sister from the same damn mister! How the heck are ya?"

"I am fine."

"Fine," Amber repeats. "Fine is fine. But good is better. And great is spectacular! How can we get you from fine to great?"

"By leaving me alone."

"Nope." Amber sits in a chair beside her.

Ophelia sighs.

"I just got back," Amber says. "Guess from where! Wrong! Mom took me shooting. Pew pew." She makes finger guns, which Ophelia, still reading, doesn't even glance at. "Got me all hyped up like I was double-barreling Monster energy drinks... trademark! ... Now I'm in the mood to do something bad!"

"Mm."

"So what'd you do today? You didn't spend all day reading, I hope."

"Aunt Vivian took me to the museum."

Ophelia has such a hard-on for the local nautical museum, and Aunt Vivian, the big old softie, always indulges it. Ophelia's got every famous ship and every famous captain and the location of every famous lighthouse memorized, just about. It's nuts.

"Listen, Ophie -- I need some help. Put down the book once and do something useful, huh?"

Ophelia finally puts the book down. "What do you want to do?"

"The same thing we do every day..." Amber says, and rubs her hands together. "Try to take over the world! Muwahaha!"

"...Do you have anything more specific in mind than that?"

Amber frowns. "Well... we could always prank Aunt Cerise."

Ophelia considers this. "Hmm. I suppose we have not done that in some time, have we... it could generate useful data."

Amber snorts. "Data... well, whatever you gotta tell yourself to justify it."

The two little girls leave the study together, ready to make some mischief.
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>>4152761
I had no idea I needed this
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>>4152761
My fucking heart.
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>>4152761
This is the greatest reality.
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>>4152749

Thank you, OP. For everything.
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>>4152761
Best timeline, not only is our boys armstrong and nelson back. But this is happening. Something I didn't know I needed.
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>>4152761
Y E S
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>>4152749
>Amber being a shit
>Whitney forcibly giving birth to the OP
>"Heeeh."
I fucking love you OP.

>>4152761
WHOLESOME
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Tomorrow I will post some stats and then make an announcement about the future project.

I love you all, as always.
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>>4152775
Love you, OP-sama! Thank you for everything. From the bottom of my heart.
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>>4152775
I hope the thread survives until then.

Love you too, OP. It's been an honour.
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>>4152775
If the coof gets me, I can say I died with no regrets. Thank you for the last six years.
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>>4152781
Just in case it doesn't, here's a link to the archived thread for when it comes time for spooky posting. I hope to see you all there!

https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4113425
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>>4152775
Love you too, OP. As always, it's been a blast.
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>>4152775
Man, it always feels so weird when you're presencing the end of a quest.. if it even has a proper end. I just wish i had made some more drawfaggorty before the end
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>>4152775
Goodnight, you beautiful bastard. Thanks for everything.
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>>4152787
No reason there can't be more! The ghost party never dies!

... although this one MIGHT once OP posts the new project.
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>>4152790
Love will keep us together!
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>>4152775
We love you more!
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>>4152749
https://youtu.be/ygbE4SgFZvQ
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>>4152790
yeah, you're right. i'm definitely gonna stay for OP's new stuff
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>>4152775
Man, what a ride.
Thank you OP, for sticking it out for us, during the end times.
And everything, in general. Following it to the end especially, and the effort entailed.
Six seasons and a movie though, right? I'll hold you to that.
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>>4152775
I love you too, OP. Thanks for everything.
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>>4152792
Have a good one, OP! Thanks for everything.
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>>4152787
That’s new for me. I’ve lurked here for 3 years and staying since last october. Only end I’ve seen to quest are either one shots or abandonments
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>>4152835
Quest endings are very few and very far between, but I assure you they do exist. That that I've ever seen one live myself until FQ.
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>>4152839
I think I've only been through three - Princess Guard, Hero Quest Rena, and Snakecatcher.
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FQ SS update for anyone who wants it

S1; https://mega.nz/#F!1Z4AQQYK!RMG_uq4adVatcbEfQOvifQ
S2; https://mega.nz/#F!YVhCDara!AcThwczdzJpJuQ-mHr-fpw
S3; https://mega.nz/#F!cBhg0SYD!vkjM98xs6XCg_U4C3fjsvw
S4; https://mega.nz/#F!kRxkkYLJ!S_4z0YWVHcVIN9iusuWusA
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>>4152775
Good night, FQ. It's been a pleasure going on this journey with you all.
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>>4152867
And you're a real MVP, Anonymous-dono.
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>>4152761
I wanna see Aunt Rose get bullied by young Amber!
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>>4152749
>>4152761
What a fucking ride. Thank you OP, for everything
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Wow, I never thought I'd see it. I remember reading the original FQ archives at my old, shitty grocery store job and how excited I was every time the new one got posted as I switched careers. FQ has been there through these big changes in my life. Thanks OP, this was an incredible ride.
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>>4152907
Same here. It's crazy how much my life has lined up with the big FQ transitions. I wonder if that'll continue into the next quest.
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It's 4:22 AM.
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Potentially the final 4:22 of the series, lads. I'll miss you all. You better be in the ghost thread!
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Now it's really over, huh. Shame that Chloe never showed up after that one time.
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it's 03:03 am here and i need to get to work tomorrow even with this fucking quarantine but i had to do something because i wont be available until late, thanks for everything guys
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>>4152985
I can't tell you how adorable this is, Anonymous-dono. I really can't.
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>>4152985
I wish I was that Alabaster.
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>>4152985
Blessed image
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>>4152985
This is absolutely fucking incredible. Bless. And to do this quality work so quickly is impressive as hell! The poses, the expressions, everything. Perfect. I love it. I love you!
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>>4152581
Oh fuck I shouldn't have gone to bed.
>all those replies tho
You guys are a good bunch. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>4152656
So that answers the 'wife(?)' question.
>stackleford playing with a fidget in 2015
How is this man always ahead of the social curve? Bitcoin, fidgets, getting into and out of DA. Is he some kind of trendsetter or part of a government project with a power to rival Sand Reckoner?
>>4152685
>I always dreamed of this... even on the first day I met you... I walked around all night at home saying, 'Whitney Soliloquy, Whitney Soliloquy'
This may have not been the first girlish sentiment Whitney's heart experienced, but it might be the most important. Best girl, all timelines, sorry not sorry.
>>4152713
>>4152749
AAAAAAA!
I could write posts about these posts. I want to give a fair shake to Rose but I need time to digest them fully. I do wonder what Whitney's going to nickname her daughter. My money's on Penny
>"Heeeh."
>last line
You madman.
>>4152761
I reiterate, you madman. Heckin cute.
>>4152985
Absolutely precious.
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Taking a moment to say that I really, really like how there seem to be parallels between the artists chosen at the first wake-up scene, and the preferred intercourse that occurs throughout that iteration of the universe.
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Final checklist.
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And final pairing table.

As usual, let me know if there are any errors. You could argue that I should have added Ophelia, but I'm going to let that ride until we see how the post thread scenes play out.

I'll continue updating and linking to the charts as OP posts more pastebins in the ghost thread, but this is the last time I'll be posting one that's actually visible in the thread itself.

Lads, it's been an honour serving you.
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>>4152749
>"...How about Ophelia?" You say.

I feel like fucking Nostradamus right now. Even if I know it was because there aren't many cute names that start with O.
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>>4152761
>If it ain't my sister from the same damn mister!

I can’t believe the best line of dialogue in Fuck Quest happened in the very last post.
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You just know they both will be getting the Alabaster D in the future.
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Well the thread's still alive, so have another 4:22 boop for good measure! It's probably the really real last one! Maybe!
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Do you think David buys a yacht to try and do awkward bonding with his granddaughter? Or do they just make due with Darkbloom-Mallory-Solilloquy fishing/camping trips?
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>>4153673
Uncomfortable deer hunting trip with grandpa David and grandpa Saul
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i have been reading prom while blasting "what time is love" on repeat. oddly fitting at least for me. thanks for the ride OP, see you on the other side
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>>4153682
An unfortunate hunting accident prevents Sand Reckoner from being created!
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>>4152749
>one final "heeeh"
STOP RIGHT THERE OP IT IS ILLEGAL TO MAKE MY HEART DOKI THIS MANY DOKIS
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>>4152775
Thank you. Stay safe. Keep running. Never trust a Dragon. Eskimo Kisses are the highest tier of love.
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H-how long will we be in Spooksville this time, /fq/-tachi? A few months? A year? Another four?
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>>4152775
Thanks for the tug on my heartstrings, OP.

>>4152985
The most adorable.
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>>4154155
A time for all things, bruv.
>>4152775
I didn't say it before, but thanks OP. You made a difference.
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It took a long time to deliberate, but finally I had to just make a decision. And so I went with my gut, as well as the runoff result. Please stay tuned later this year for the premiere of The Christmas Cake Assassin. The exact date is TBA. I want to take a little break from constantly writing, and I probably won't begin until life starts returning to normal (the old normal or a new normal). Watch Twitter.

Sorry for such an anticlimax, but maybe the "official" announcement will be more exciting.

In the meantime, gonna start putting together some stats.
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>>4154244
Fuck yeah, cake time! Would have been happy with either of course, but very excited for this one in particular.
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>>4154244
What’s your Twitter ?
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>>4154244
Neato. I look forward to twitter's algorithm shafting me out of seeing the announcement.
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>>4154252
https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy
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>>4154253
Enable tweet notifications, not that those work either.
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>>4154244
Excitement! I can't wait!

>>4154253
Don't forget to watch the ghost thread!
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>>4154260
>>4154263
I kid. I'll at least know to check back every so often so that I won't show up years late again.
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>>4152713
>Darkbloom tolerates it and is tolerable
Nice. Gotta say, it's weird OP hates him most. Still really liked what he and Mara had in season 2.
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Finalish word count, bois.
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>>4154291
It's beautiful!
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>>4154291
>the OVA alone was over half as long as season 1
God damn.

So are we not counting the separate OVA threads together? Endless 10 got combined despite being split over many sessions.
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>>4154295
Shhh. I'm juking the stats to keep the Timeless Ten forever the "longest episode."
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>>4154297
Cheeky

Well if the post thread stuff counts as being part of OVA2.2, then we're sure to surpass it.
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>>4154299
Nah, he'll just count them as "Ghost Thread Omake"
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>>4152749
I love how obedient and willing to listen Whitney is with Ally when he takes the lead
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Holy fuck this took forever.
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>>4154375
Amazing. You did it. You actually did it.
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>>4154375
God damn, good fucking job.

Wait, Stasi appeared/was mentoned in both parts of the OVA? Did I just completely forget about that?
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So long, and thanks for all the fucks.
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>>4154379
That's the pratfall of adding rows to an existing table in Excel. I forgot to erase the formatting there.
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>>4154382
The Holy Trinity exactly where they belong.
Alex being competitive with the Original Six.
Holy FUCK Season 4 was lewd.

Impressive. Most impressive.
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>>4154387
Alex being the most lewded member of Harem 2 is completely unsurprising and I would be disappointed if it weren't the case.
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>>4154387
It's especially crazy to me that with season 4 + OVA clocking in at more than 450k words, Whitney and Rose were separated by only 13 mentions. And only about 100 for the entire series.
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>>4154375
I'll be honest coming into this OVA, with Amber being Rose and Alabaster's kid, I was kind of expecting Will to be Whitney's and Auburn to be Vivian's
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>>4154391
Truly the best marriage options. They've both come so far!
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Another 4:22 as we sink into oblivion!
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>>4154427
It all really is tumbling down, funny enough. Never really thought it would actually happen.
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>>4154382
Thank you once again for indulging my inner statistician, OP.

And also for everything else. Godspeed, /fq/-tachi
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Did OP forget to do the end of the Aphrodisiac brownie scene?
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>>4154448
see
>>4152293
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Will you still be here when I wake up, /fq/?
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>>4154481
I'm not liking these odds.
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>>4154503
We've been sitting in the same spot for nine hours.
Which means the end could come swiftly, I guess.
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>>4154503
>those other 3 quests

It’s actually hilarious that this is the company FQ keeps on its way out. Godspeed.
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>>4154509
It's a shame that Fuck Quest will never reach the critical acclaim of quests such as pic related.
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Finally got that new Switch game
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>>4154545
I Apologize for the shitty phone quality only picture I have and I’m at work. But I gotta show off my Gal.
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You both need to stop. That's too cute.
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Oh yeah, before the thread dies, here's a small Noelle draw I did back when I was practicing faces. It's sloppy, but might as well post it.
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>>4152761
God, I want a Whitney wife and an Ophelia daughter so much bros. It hurts.
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>>4154585
I want to help Whitney struggle through not having a spunky tomboy daughter, I really do.
>>4154580
I'm sure once they get used to each other it's fine. Noelle and Ally's first time is still one of my top ten.
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>>4154580
I hope there's a Noelle omake in the cards, I miss her.
>>4154613
I also want to see Whitney trying her best to interface with her nautical nerd of a daughter.
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A few years ago, I was hoping for this Quest to come back. I'm happy that not only dod this come back, but OP went beyond the call.

Once again, thank you and thank you everyone for making this the greatest shit from Drawfags to people hyping it up.
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>>4154613
>tfw will never get to watch as Whitney sings Heart of Oak to her daughter as she falls asleep
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>>4154626
Ophelia loves her mother because she always tries her best! I'm sure they'll find a way to get along, like sea kayaking, wind surfing, pedaling swan boats..
>>4154651
That feel is absolutely uncalled for and I will see you punished.
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>>4154651
>tfw will never get to see David be autistucally proud about how autistically smart his granddaughter is
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>>4154684
while trying to deal with a sassy child who dislikes him for some reason
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>>4154684
>tfw will never get to see David singing songs from The HMS Pinafore with his ecstatic granddaughter
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>>4154704
tfw your granddaughter’s half-sister keeps trying to murder you by spiking your food with Flintstones vitamins and putting legos in your shoes
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>>4154710
>legos in your shoes
That has to be a violation of one of the conventions
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>>4154712
She keeps a 3x2 lego block with David Darkbloom’s name etched on the side
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>>4154684
Is it fair to say little Ophelia may have the most important job in the world?
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>>4154545
This is adorable.
>>4154556
So is this.
>>4154580
... and this.

>>4154710
>>4154712
>>4154722
And this is the funniest thought ever.
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Yet another 4:22! Until the end! I will go down with this ship!
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>>4154783
What do you mean anon?
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>>4154893
Not much longer now. Toot toot.
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Also, for some reason I thought we were over image limit already, but here's this with fixes and updates! Again, if there's anything I missed, lemme know and I'll fix it in the ghost thread as omake get posted!
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>>4154898
>One of our lawfully wedded wives never got eskimo kisses.
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>>4154907
Alabaster would be a moron to pick Rose as his government wife. Gotta marry into those Darkbloom billions. Rose can settle for being the side piece who has to get adopted by Scarlett to become a Soliloquy.
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>>4154918
Honestly, this is the method that makes more sense to me. Not only to give Whitney "her turn", but also Rose technically becoming his Soliloquy sister-wife is a sort of hilarious echo back to Ally's adoption in the 421.
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>>4154895
Being a granddaughter, of course!
But really, helping David come to grips with letting things be out of his control every once in a while. Ophelia is in a weird position where David is simultaneously her theoretical father and practical grandfather in this instance.
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>>4154919
It’s hilarious on like ten levels if Rose became his “wife” by in fact becoming his sister. From the Uno reversal on the adoption plot in the 421 timeline, to the Rose/Rose2 thing, and also them *hating* to admit they’re closely related (ONCE REMOVED)

Plus I love to see Whitney make Rose eat shit.
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As horrible as it was, it's interesting that the fate of 421 Whitney meant that 422 Whitney got the best possible ending. I don't think this prom date and double marriage was at all likely to have happened if the Chloe incident didn't force Ally to come to terms with how much Whitney means to him.
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>>4154939
Chloe did nothing wrong. Unironically.

Alabaster and the rest were being dumb about not using Sand Reckoner, she forced them to, and in so doing led them all to paradise exactly as according to keikaku and as promised.
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>>4154987
We can argue about ends and means until the literal end of the world, Anonymous-dono. I don't think there will ever be a decisive conclusion to that debate, especially within the context of Fuck Quest.

The irony that Alabaster had the cleanest hands at the end of it all is solely on our part, and even that's a miracle in and of itself.
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>>4154992
I would argue Whitney was the most innocent major player. She was quite literally a sacrificial lamb. It’s horrible to think it that way I get it. I’m glad she got her golden ending.
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>>4154995
Actually you're right, I misworded that. "The irony that Alabaster's hands were as clean as they were at the end" is a way better way of phrasing it. Whitney was nearly as innocent as Hazel. Only one confirmed kill on her part, and it was in the defense of the one she loved the most.
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>>4152656
>Renee
man renee is as hot for alabaster as whitney is. rad
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>>4155003
Does oyakodon only get better with age? I think yes.
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>>4154992
>We can argue about ends and means until the literal end of the world, Anonymous-dono.

The ghost thread will still be alive in a month’s time, so we really could if we tried.
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>>4155008
The taste of French oyakodon has always been celebrated for its excellence. There's a California okayodon by Renee D. Carte inspired by that same French excellence. It's fermented in the labcoat and, like the best oyakodon, it's vintage dated. Renee D. Carte's superb taste shouldn't be too surprising. This oyakodon wasn't made in France, but it was created by a woman who did: Renee D. Carte.

Renee D. Carte would probably fuck a girl before her time.
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>>4155022
Is it bad I go watch that clip anytime I see some AHHHHHHHposting?
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>>4154987
Hard disagree. I'm on board with David and Chloe on a lot of points, but this part of their character I could never reconcile.
>>4154939
It isn't the same Fuck Quest without her. MechFQ was my second favorite genre hop (behind Makoto Quest), but it felt a little hollow with the Whitney interactions.
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Soon.
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Not long until a post-/fq/ world.

See you on the other side
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It's been an honor, gentlemen. See you in the frozen time.
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>>4155351
>>4155354
Our memories will last forever, lads.
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I'll miss you all. Take care, /fq/-tachi. I'll always cherish the six years we spent together. See you in the ghost thread.
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>>4154998
Who'd Whitney kill again?
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>>4155454
The President's reelection chances.
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>>4155454
Vasily Kerimov at the end of Season 2.
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Last for everybody wins

Except Mara
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>>4154918
One last shitpost from yours truly. We all know at least one very good reason why Alabaster might feel compelled to select Rose as his legal wife.
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>>4155475
Thanks, OP
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>>4155475
Thanks OP, i cum on rose2, she hiss at penis
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>>4155483
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>>4155503
Cerise flipflops on the issues that matter! Scarlett for Congress!
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>>4155475
would Whitney try to reinflate it by blowing into it?
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>>4155503
It's so hard to decide on the right candidate for me
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>>4154918
Hotter take, Rose has to marry Rose to become a Soliloquy.
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Every girl (and boy) is best girl.
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>>4155521
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>>4155503
I find Scarlett's arguments compelling.
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>>4155552
Fuckin perfect
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>>4155552
As expected of our lovely wives.
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Love you OP
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>>4155602
Love you too.
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>>4155604
Without a doubt, the greatest image board-based quest about sex, rabbits, and an incredibly powerful AI that brought about the end of the world that I've ever participated in.
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Man this thing is taking a while to die, huh?
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>>4155619

Quick! What's everyone's favorite lewd?
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>>4155619
Watching a /qst/ thread fall off the board is like saying bye to one of your friends and then you wind up walking in the same direction to get to your cars for an awkward five minutes.
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>>4155622
Noelle's first. Simple but oh so good.
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>>4155604

Keep on keepin on OP.

You too, /fq/-tachi
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>>4155622
Fuck uh tie between quiz bowl drilling and 422 Whitney's first time
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>>4155622
Definitely Amber in Wonderland.
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This came to me in a dream: a sex scene where a girl in the cowgirl position Flosses. Can you make it happen, OP?
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>>4155622
Shit uh

>Renee, Whitney and Vivian double oyakodon
>Kay and Noelle's first night sharing a room
>Sauna
>Testing Alex's invisibility
>Futa
>Renee in her bed in S1
>Webcam sharing
>Alex turns into a girl
>Showering with Cerise, both original and reboot

Just off the top of my head. I'm gonna go with that top one as my top favourite but I fuckin love all of these
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>>4155635
Can't decide whether it would be Rosemouto being herself or Gal trying to get Alabaster to slap the shit out of her
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>>4155635
More like a nightmare. Yikes, Anonymous-dono.
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Great selections all. As for me, if I had to pick only one lewd that got me going the most, I'd probably run with the bachelorette party! I had to take a couple breaks during it.

Extremely honorable mentions to the laundry day lewd, "Bathroom Break" in S4E4, "Tenderness with Mom" in S4E9, and the family movie night lewd in this here OVA.

>>4155642
Reminder that I have word-of-god canonized that Gal unironically likes Fortnite.
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>>4155650
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>>4155656
Although I guess Alabaster has a chance to avert this sorry fate in 422.
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>>4155622
All vanilla Renee scenes that include Eskimo kisses. And cerise vanilla scenes. Mommydom was very nice.
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>>4155668
Specifically if I had too choose 1 scene it would be season 1 drilling just because of the hype in the thread and the warmest of waits.
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>>4155665
>Alabaster abuse his married-into billions to destroy Epic and Bluehole
>Mobas are uncontested
I'm not sure it's worth it
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>>4155665
>>4155650
Now that she isn't going to spend her time as a depressed NEET spending all her money on whatever their lootboxes are called, we can inject her with taste in good games.
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>>4155665
No, 422 is the world of desires and good ends. Fortnite exists.
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One last bit of lore because I didn't think to stick it in during that epilogue post.

The line should have read,

>"I just got back," Amber says. "Guess from where! Wrong! I went shooting with Mom and Pawpaw. Pew pew."

She calls Saul Pawpaw. He was a little bashful about it at first, but now he embraces it!
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>>4155678
Thanks, I love it
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>>4155678
Please tell me Alabaster and Rose call him that now too
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>>4155678
Thanks it's adorable.
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>>4155681
Rose calls him that to tease him, which always works.

Alabaster is too scared of consequences never being the same to try it.
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>>4155622
Renee telling Scarlett the risks in the kitchen.
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>>4155678
Well, if Amber's this cheeky with Saul, now you got me wondering about Ophie's treatment of her grandparents. And if Hazel is their oneesama.
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>>4155693

Ophie is a good girl. She likes to discuss philosophy with Pop, and only occasionally makes him feel foolish about his priors or inferences on purpose.

Few suspect that she is the real mastermind behind many of Amber's pranks.
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>>4155708
This is the kind of lore I crave

How about school? Do they get along well with their classmates?
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>>4155708
I wanna see Darkbloom being a happy Grandpa! I really really want to!
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>>4155712
The girls go to one of the most expensive and prestigious private elementary schools in the nation, all subsidized by Darkbloom. He was originally only going to pay for Ophie's tuition and let Alabaster/Rose pay Amber's way, arguing that he pays them a good enough salary for them to do it. But Whitney put a stop to that shit real quick and made him pay for Amber, too.

Since it's such a nice school, they do well and don't have much trouble with other students. Amber is the one who keeps Ophie social and forces her to interact with other people.

Amber once saw Ophie getting bullied, but that ended very soon after.
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>>4155721
No Bully Ranger
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>>4155622
Mister.
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Good Night
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>>4155708
>few suspect that she is the real mastermind behind many of Amber's pranks

It's funny how Amber's predisposition towards girls both smarter and quieter than her wound up this way.

>>4155721
Too great.
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>>4155721
:')

Do they get along well with the haremites outside of the immediate family? Does Noelle relish getting to be a cool onee-chan to two sweet girls?
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>>4155734

The girls both utterly adore Aunt Vivian and look up to her. She mischievously helps them commit pranks when they need good ideas.

Amber is pretty fond of Aunt Gal and plays video games with her.

Ophie likes to sit and watch Aunt Cerise circuit bend Furbies. She's learning some techniques.

Ophie takes yoga lessons from Kay, and watch anime with her and Noelle. Amber likes to prank Noelle by rigging the song "Fuck Tha Police" to come on at unexpected moments when she's around. But Noelle is always down to play cops and robbers with her.

It should go without saying that the grandparents all have excellent relationships with them. They are usually exempt from pranking. Usually.

Samantha is a great babysitter. Amber's learned a lot about carpentry from her.
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>>4155747
Perfect. Hope you don't mind that I keep asking this stuff, but I am loving these lore bombs.

Do they go to school with Will and Auburn? Somehow I doubt Will could have got into a prestigious school like that.
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>>4155747
I have the biggest :3 thinking about this.
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>>4155747
Are Amber and Opehlia aware that their father has a very unusually close relationship with their grandmothers that others might consider inappropriate?
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>>4155747

How do the kids feel about Uncle Alex?
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>>4155622
Quiz Bowl Drilling, in either universe

Honorable mention to any scene with Mom, though
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>>4155760
Will and Auburn are around, and are in Amber's age cohort. I don't know whether they go to the same school, but maybe Will gets a scholarship for promising young students!

>>4155761
An FQ TV series would be a lot of fun.

I picture a scene where Noelle is at some board meeting at Darkbloom E-Pay (since of course she eventually becomes private security for Whitney). "Fuck The Police" comes blaring on out of nowhere, interrupting the meeting. And you get a long, long closeup of Noelle just sitting there looking miserable/displeased by it. Then it pulls back and we see little Amber is suddenly in the boardroom, dancing all around Noelle's chair to the music while Noelle sits there.

>>4155766
Maybe later. I was going to add a scene in the epilogue where one of them mentions that they walked by Alabaster's room and it sounds like Mom and Dad must be wrestling again.
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>>4155775
>they walked by Alabaster's room and it sounds like Mom and Dad must be wrestling again.
Which mom?
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>>4155770
Alex is a prime prankee, but Ophie looks up to him and learns a lot about programming from him. He's also one of the better ones at counter-pranking them since they never suspect that he's got it in him.

>>4155779
Yes.
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>>4155775
>maybe Will gets a scholarship for promising young students!
They must have noticed his genius once they learned about GONAD.

>>4155781
D'aww

Here's another link to the ghost thread btw, since the end could still come at any moment. https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4113425
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>>4155781
How does darkbloom handle alabasters relationships with his daughters and Renee in 422. Does he just ignore it like with vivians comment in the epilogue.
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>>4155788

Darkbloom and Alabaster can be kind of okay with each other in 422. I think Darkbloom is weirded out and quite a bit scandalized by the polyamorous thing Alabaster has going with his girls. But we saw even by the time of the OVA that he was all right with his daughters being with him as long as it's what they want and makes them happy. He would just prefer not to know the details.

It's possible he's willfully ignorant that Renee is involved.
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>>4148742
Days later and I'm still thinking about this post. It got me thinking how cute a Makoto x Rose2 relationship could be, and how said relationship could start with a role reversal of how things went in Season 3 - a totally degenerate Rose showing her beloved penpal the wonders of sapphism. Bonus points since neither of them really have a romantic relationship with any other haremite.
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>>4155799

>Remember when you said "let's star in a movie together", Makoto?
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>>4155801
Oh god oh fuck
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>>4155801
... Oof.

So final pair-offs in the end would like something like this then?:

Alabaster x Rose x Whitney
Cerise x Anna
Vivian x Renee
Scarlett x Thomas*
Charlotte x Saul*
Alex x Sable
Noelle x Kay
Rose Imouto x Makoto
Smatters x Everyone
Qiangxiang x some cute chinese boy as far away as physically possible from the rest of us?
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>>4155809
oh and of course Amber and Ophelia the best sisters 4lyfe
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>>4155809
It all works out so well.

Just one thing though.
>Smatters x Everyone
>Qiangxiang x some cute chinese boy as far away as physically possible from the rest of us?

You may hate this, but Smatters x Qiangxiang? Obviously there's no way Ally or Rose would go anywhere near that, but I think if anyone stands a chance at steering her right this time around, it's the lovebunny. This Chloe hasn't done anything wrong yet, after all.
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>>4155815
I'm not discounting the possibility, but it doesn't seem truly feasible in my mind. But as Alabaster and Rose grow older, I suppose anything is possible at that point. Especially once The Nail House 422 is established. The idea that Noelle is still doomed to leave the FBI and serve as Whitney's bodyguard is hilarious to me, but I suppose that's what happens when she starts leaking secrets to her lover in the press.
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>>4155815
This iteration of Chloe should be super based. The real question is if Kay and Noelle ever need help having children in 422 with alabaster at the ready. Or if any of the Soliloquy’s get a little soliloquy, to weird out darkbloom even more.
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>>4155819
>no Amber and Ophelia being big sisters to the Soliloquy brood
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>>4155819
If anyone could penetrate the AlabasterXRoseXWhitney trouple, I think Noelle is a good candidate. The running joke that she's a lesbian in denial is funny, and quite true, but she's into getting dicked. And she really cares about Alabaster. I think she'll probably end up pregnant again.

KayXNoelleXAlabaster deliberately babymaking sex scene where Alabaster fucks Noelle missionary style while her but rests on pillows to keep the semen from flowing back out and her head rests in Kay's lap when
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>>4155828
I have honestly been envisioning that kind of scene for a long-ass time, so I'm glad I'm not the only one.

When indeed?
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>>4155828
posts like this make me miss FQ already
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>>4155831
I want this scene a lot now. Maybe I'll do it as the first Omake of the new world.
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>>4155833
That's the best thing I've heard all day.

Also, this marks 5 hours since /fq/ has been one thread away from archiving.
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>>4155833
A-after the aphrodisiacs!

>>4155834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSXUYsez9sE
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>>4155836
>Amber and Ophelia visit Boyd's house.avi
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>>4155836
>A-after the aphrodisiacs!
Imagine reading the aphrodisiac lewd and then immediately reading Noelle getting fucking bred.
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>>4155833
Hey OP, I just wanted to taje a sevond to slip in under the wire and thank you for being an awesome human being who has provided us with literal years of entertainment. In other words, I love you.
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>>4155839
The term Ghost Thread's about to get a whole lot more appropriate since I'm gonna fuckin die
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>>4155839
hnnnnnng
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>>4155839
You convinced me. Let's do it.
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I wake up at 2:30 with a fever and FQ still isn't dead.
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The Rona may be about to get me but I'll die happy with those omake
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>>4155856
Please do not die, Anonymous-dono. There's so many adventures left ahead of us!
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>>4155856
This thread has now taken the most terrifying possible turn it could have.
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Night, /fq/. See you on the other side.
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>>4155855
Now you've got me thinking about Noelle's child. A girl would make sense obviously, since she fuckin adores them. But a boy would be very good too, since this would lead to him getting mercilessly toyed with by his older half sisters.
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>>4155876
Good night, OP, we love you!
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>>4155876
Night, OP. Thanks for everything.
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>>4155876
<3
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>>4155876
Night OP. Hope you have better luck with sleep than me
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I woke up because I've been meaning to post this for days and figured I'd missed the chance.

Apparently the thread exploded into Amber n Ophie Discussion, so now I have to read all that too. Thanks guys.
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>>4155622
In this singular moment, it's a draw between Laundry Day, Whitney's (422) First, and Scarlett's Sex (De)Education

>>4155678
>>4155708
>the grandfathers have nicknames
Good, the world is as it should be. Ophie saying 'Pop' is cute to imagine.

>>4155799
>>4155801
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>4155828
>when
That's what I want to know! Fuck, OP. You're going to kill me.

>>4155878
Either way, the Kay naming menace will take hold. Possibly beyond too.


Worth it.
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>>4155622
When Whitney got stabbed ded!
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>>4155919
Cease and desist
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>thread still alive
This is getting silly.
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>>4156016
11 hours and counting since the last thread was posted. /qst/ is slow as fuuuuck
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Well since we're still here, here's a blast from the past. I think this was the first ever piece of /fq/ fanart, from all the way back in July 2014.
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>>4156023
Good old Deculture
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>>4156033
Yak deculture.
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How many times can we say goodbye on our way to the parking lot, /fq/-tachi?

>>4156023
MGNQ when?
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Happy twelth hour on death row, everybody!
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>>4156040
Everyday I wake up and Fuck Quest is still around fills me with the smallest of joys.
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>>4156042
Give it up for Hour 12!

>>4156044
On one hand, same. On the other hand, I wanna be here to kick off the ghost thread properly! That's where the real afterparty is!
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>>4156046
NGL, I've had a tab with a post open since this time yesterday
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>>4155855
Well this is a beautiful thing to wake up to.
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Last for
>fapping to Fuck Quest
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Last for Alex is Best girl
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Last for your favourite girl is best girl
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Last for Amber and Ophelia are good girls and anyone who says otherwise is a big jerk and probably named Brantly who cheats at checkers.
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>>4156114
This post made by Camelia gang
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>>4156097
>>4156111
>>4156114
>>4156115

Guys come on, >>4156071
Was a perfect last post. Why'd you have to go and do that?
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>>4156116
It's the endless race to be the bottom!



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