> Welcome to my Dragon Ball quest!> You’ll be playing a human at the start of Dragon Ball, and the quest will follow your adventures up through DBZ and beyond.> The beginning of the quest will be fairly similar to early Dragon Ball, but further down the line the changes in canon will become more apparent. Although I have changed a few things regarding canon, most of those won’t become apparent or relevant for a long while.> Rolls will be done primarily using 1d100, Bo3 because I’m not particularly creative when it comes to mechanics.> Have fun, and please, cut me a little bit of slack if I make any mistakes, this is my first quest.> Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Dragon%20Ball%20Origins> Character: https://pastebin.com/TQL8VcjvYou are Kazuma, a teenage delinquent and student at West City High School. Although you worked hard to become the toughest delinquent in your class, your position was ripped away from you when you first clashed with rival delinquent, Urameshi. He has beaten you every time the two of you have fought, and you've sworn to yourself to get stronger over summer break. To do this, you've joined up with fellow classmate Bulma Briefs on her quest to collect all seven of the mysterious Dragon Balls, believing that whoever gathers all of them will be granted a wish. As her bodyguard, you have not only gathered three Dragon Balls so far, but you've also been joined by Son Goku, a strange boy with a tail and immense, inhuman power. You and Goku have been training together, and after helping a seaturtle return to the sea, you were offered a place in Master Roshi's Turtle School if you can find and master the secrets of a strange, mysterious force known as Ki. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNWoAWYAXE8
>>4064909For the next three days, you travel northwest, although the travel is somewhat infuriating. Not only are you stuck riding with Bulma, who was still angry about the panties situation, but Goku's Nimbus turned out to be, while amazing for Goku, incredibly annoying for the two of you. You already know you couldn't ride it, but the realization that Bulma couldn't only served to piss her off more, and Goku's continued speed infuriated Bulma. Even as the next Dragon Ball grew ever and ever closer on the radar, Bulma's mood hardly improved. Even now, as Goku soars overhead, she keeps her eyes focused on him, grumbling to herself. Soon, Goku looks back, and seeing you lagging behind, slows down. "You guys are real slow, y'know!" he says, before speeding off again, flipping in mid-air, cheering and laughing as he does so. "Hey, twerp! You better pay attention to where you're going! You're going way too fast!" She says, leaning out the car window to yell at Goku. As she does, you watch as the car careens away from the already bumpy dirt road and over a decently large hill, sending the car flying. After a crash landing, you and Bulma crawl from the wreckage of another of her destroyed capsule cars. With a wail, Bulma falls down onto the dirt where she sits down and lets out a groan. "Not again...""Whoa! Are you guys alright?" Goku soars down to the two of you, earning a cry of frustration from Bulma."Does it look like I'm alright, you idiot?!" She snaps, glaring up at Goku, who shrugs, before hopping down off his Nimbus."I guess not," He says as he approaches the two of you, before noticing one of the Dragon Balls had fallen from Bulma's bag, and was now laying in the dirt, where it had begun to glow. "That means another one must be nearby!" You grin, thrilled to hopefully be done with travelling with Bulma as the driver. You turn towards her to see her mood completely changed, with a big grin across her face as she starts pulling out and checking the radar. Bulma grins, before point off towards the west. "It's somewhere in that direction!" "I can see a village!" Goku shouts, and once he points it out, you can see a blurry speck on the horizon that might be a village, but you're amazed that Goku can pick it out from that distance. > Go after the Dragon Ball directly.> Pay a visit to the village. > Let Bulma search while you and Goku train.> Write-in.
>>4064910>> Go after the Dragon Ball directly.
>>4064910>> Pay a visit to the village.
>>4064910>> Pay a visit to the village.Get a grasp of what it's like there first. Need to find a vehicle anyway, unless Bulma has even more capsule cars.
>Pay a visit to the village and along the way think about Ki.
>>4064947All of my this.
>>4064947Sure
>>4064947...I get that Ki is a big priority but I really don't think going this far is going to do anything.
>>4065033Talking about going too far to get ki, what if we slap a T-Rex and then run or die? That would surely unlock ki from the sheer terror and adrenaline rush
>>4065040Didn't work with the tiger, though. Maybe we just weren't scared enough. You're right, let's try it with a T-Rex. Worst case scenario, we wait until they get the dragonballs to be revived!
>>4065040>>4065049Guys, we're not Gohan. I don't think being chased by a T-rex is going to work out for us.
>>4064910>Pay a visit to the village.
>>4064910> Pay a visit to the village.We could probably use some supplies anyhow
>>4065033 We dont transform when the moon is full, we dont get stronger when we almost die, nor do we spit out eggs or grow super big. Kazuma needs every edge he can get and ki mastery seems like a good equalizer no?
>>4065105Yeah but "Think about Ki" isn't really all that helpful
>>4065110Master Roshi literally told us to meditate on our Ki for an hour every day if we want him to train us.That's basically just us thinking about Ki.
>>4065110IC our character does not even know what ki is. Thinking about it can lead to perhaps a lower DC when trying to use it. And plus it gives a chance for QM to world build before the next scene.
>>4065114I wouldn't say "Meditate" is the same "go for a walk and think about stuff">>4065117That's just reaching. Freebies by the QM should be given for clever write-ins, not vague ones.
>>4065114Anon, you sound like a stereotypical delinquent. I don't think "thinking" about Ki is the same as "meditating" about it. I imagine there are two different levels of focus involved.>>4065117I can appreciate this line of thinking more.
>>4065117Maybe ask people we encounter on our travels about ki. Eventually someone will know and hopefully help us.
>>4065131I don't know about a lowered DC for using it but I can see a lowered DC for meditating about Ki if we realize what Ki actually is and thus have a clearer vision of the concept to focus on. Of course, we have to actually know what it is first, and regarding that:>>4065154Maybe the Shapeshifting Oolong does involves Ki? If not maybe he'd still know about it. It's gonna be our first real look at the esoteric abilities in the setting.
>>4065131>>4065132Of course it isn't the same, but we have to start somewhere.
>>4064947This
>>4065154Not a bad idea. That will probably lead up to Mt frying pan's kamehameha.
>>4065157I'm pretty sure shapeshifting is just magic.
>>4065213>I'm pretty sure shapeshifting is just magic.we can learn magic
>>4064919>>4064921>>4064927>>4064932>>4064938>>4064947>>4064998>>4065025>>4065063>>4065083>>4065168> Pay a visit to the village.> Try to think about Ki."Let's head to the village first," You say. "We can use the chance to regroup and gather supplies." Bulma nods, "Good thinking! I might wanna get some more capsules, and we can ask around to see if anyone knows about the Dragon Ball." The three of you begin your long trek towards the village, although you linger somewhat, falling behind the pace of Goku and Bulma as you start to ponder Ki. It's been bothering you ever since Master Roshi first mentioned it days ago, and you feel like you still haven't made any progress on it whatsoever! You've never been good at focusing on any one thing for too long, but you've got to figure out this Ki thing. Another problem is, in all honesty, you don't know the first thing about meditating. Of course, you've seen plenty of old martial arts movies, and you know the legends of great martial artists like Master Mutaito, but it's not like any of that stuff is real, right? Plus, in those movies all the main characters are super serious tough guys who find inner peace, and you don't know if you could ever be like that. Of course, Roshi didn't seem anything like that at all. Wait! Suddenly, as if a bolt of lightning struck you and ran through your entire body, an idea hits you. What if you've been going about this all wrong? You've been trying to think of it is you needing to learn more about what Ki is, but you have no idea how to learn anything about that, since you don't know anyone who knows about Ki. Except for one person. Master Roshi, the supposed greatest martial artist of his day, surely he must know the secrets of whatever this Ki thing is, and while you can't exactly ask him for clarification himself, you can attempt to emulate his lifestyle. Of course, that poses different problems. You don't know the first thing about seaturtles, and you're not exactly the best swimmer, so you're not exactly looking to go live on some island in the middle of the ocean. So, there's only one thing you know for certain about Master Roshi that you can emulate, and that's his perverted nature. But, is it worth risking your reputation as a cool delinquent and getting branded a creepy pervert? How much are you willing to give in your pursuit of power? You are interrupted from your thoughts as you arrive at Aru Village, only to find it oddly deserted. You don't see a single person in the streets of the village, or any real signs of life. "It's pretty quiet here..." Bulma says, looking around. "Maybe it's a ghost town.""No," Goku shakes his head, "I can definitely sense people here."You look around skeptically, "Really? It looks deserted." "Hello?" Goku asks, striding up to a nearby door, "I know you're in there! Why won't you come out?" > Investigate the door with Goku.> Explore the quiet village.> Perv on Bulma. For training.> Write-in.
>>4065241>> Investigate the door with Goku.
>>4065241> Explore the quiet village.
>>4065241>> Explore the quiet village.
>>4065241> Investigate the door with Goku.Kazuma has a truly incredible thought process
>>4065241>Do karate chops in the air while yelling at the top of your lungs just like those movie kung fu masters do! Surely that has something to do with it.
>>4065241>Perv on Bulma. For training.
>>4065241>> Perv on Bulma. For training.This is obviously going to work.
>>4065241> Investigate the door with Goku.>"You wanna open this door before I kick it to splinters?"
>>4065296This right here fits perfectly.
>>4065296+1
>>4065296ThisAlso when we learn how to power ourself with Ki, how should it look like? because im thinking it should look like the ki is overflowing from our body like flames, like in the yakuza series
>>4065241>Perv on Bulma. For training.Training is important. Roshi 2.0!
>Perv on Bulma. For training.Increasing our Vigor, Body, and Courage is vital
>>4065241>>4065271Let's do it.
>>4065359I can work with that honestly. Gives us a better excuse to use heat moves as well.
>>4065249>>4065252>>4065256>>4065257>>4065262>>4065266>>4065271>>4065275>>4065296>>4065303>>4065319>>4065359>>4065369>>4065390>>4065406> Investigate the door with Goku.You decide, for now at least, you should focus on the task at hand, and that is figuring out what's going on with this village. You approach the house where Goku has begun knocking incessantly at the door, although to no answer whatsoever. It looks pretty abandoned, you'd assume there was no one in there, but Goku seems certain that people are still living in this village, for whatever reason. "Hello, anyone in there?" Goku asks as he pounds on the door, to no answer. It doesn't seem like his approach is working. "Hey, kid," you say, stepping up to the door and patting Goku on the shoulder. "Let me have a shot." He nods, "Sure! I can definitely sense people in there, but they're real scared for some reason...""Oh yeah, they're scared?" You grin, before pounding on the door as hard as you possibly can without breaking it. "You wanna open this door before I kick it to splinters?" You yell, putting on your most gruff delinquent voice possible. You pound on the door for a few more seconds, and although you expect them to crack under the pressure, somehow, they don't do anything. Bulma frowns, "You could try being a little nicer about it! We're not trying to rob them!" She complains, but you ignore her, waiting instead for any sign of life from inside. As the silence continues, your frustration grows. "You don't wanna come out? Fine, have it your way!" You yell, before charging forward, slamming your foot into the door, bursting it open. You stop to turn back at Bulma and Goku, posing proudly in front of the now open doorway. Goku seems thoroughly amused, although Bulma is less impressed. The inside of the house is completely dark, and as you take a few steps inside and allow your eyes to begin adjusting to the interior, suddenly, you notice a figure moving inside. "Who's there?" You ask, but as soon as you let on that you're aware of their presence, the figure springs into action! Jumping at you and swinging an axe directly towards your head! > Dodge out of the way. > Counter the attack with a lowblow.> Use Goku as a shield!> Write-in.
>>4065464>> Use Goku as a shield!
>>4065464> Dodge out of the way.DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
>>4065464>> Dodge out of the way.
>>4065464>> Dodge out of the way.As funny as it would be to use Goku as a shield...
>>4065464> Counter the attack with a lowblow.
>>4065464>Dodge out of the way. No need to destroy the dude's balls now.
>>4065464>Catch the blade of the axe between your hands. Smirk cockily and say something amazing and above all else, cool. You have to be a proper role model for Goku afterall.
>>4065464>> Dodge out of the way.Delinquent Dodge!
>>4065464>Catch the blade
>>4065481Are we going to name every regular move we do? I'm all for it honestly.
>>4065483Support
>>4065464Changing my vote>>4065470to>>4065483This is a good opportunity to show off.
>>4065469>>4065470>>4065472>>4065474>>4065475>>4065479>>4065480>>4065481>>4065483>>4065486>>4065488>>4065497>Catch the blade.Roll 1d100, bo3!
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4065504Catch it with our head
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4065504
>>4065504Here we go
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4065504Here's hoping.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4065504
>>4065512>>4065513I am disgusted with myself.
>>4065505>>4065507>>4065512We're about to catch nothing but air, aren't we? And then we're gonna get an axe to the head. And the worst part? It's gonna be embarrassing as hell!
>>4065516Hopefully our speed is good enough that a 63 still passes.
>inb4 QM pulls a som and we fucking die ending the quest
>>4065541
>>4065505>>4065507>>4065512> 63You stop for a second, certain that your newfound enhanced speed is far more than enough for you to grab the blade of your attacker in midair with plenty of time to spare, so you decide to take your time. You turn towards Goku and Bulma once again, offering a smirk and a thumbs-up to them both, "It's no use," You say cockily, "No one can get the jump on a Master Delinquent!" You yell, turning back towards the man in midair as he brings his axe down. You throw your hands up and clap them together just in time for the blade to soar right past your closing hands, resulting in you clapping a few inches above the axe as it plummets down and embeds itself in your forehead. Your eyes go wide and you let out a scream as you stumble backwards, blood gushing out of the wound. "Ow! Oh god I'm gonna die!" You panick, holding your hands on the headwound and desperately trying to halt the bleeding. Bulma rushes over towards where you're sitting while Goku pulls out his pole and leaps forward to confront whoever attacked you. Bulma applies a bandage to the wound as she checks up on you, "You'll be alright... Don't scare me like that again! Quit trying to act cool if it's just gonna get you killed!" She gripes at you, soundingly shockingly concerned.Your attacker, now stood in the light of the doorway, is revealed to be what appears to be a fairly average middle aged man, still clutching the axe desperately to his chest, although your reaction seems to have thrown him off somewhat. "W-wait, you're not Oolong?" Goku doesn't respond to the man, simply extending his Power Pole and slamming it into the man's crotch, felling him instantly. "You hurt my friend!" Goku growls, sounding angrier than you've ever heard him. "What'd you do that for!?" He demands an explanation, standing over the man and managing to somehow seem menacing. He's distracted however, as a young girl rushes out from the shadow over towards him. "Wait," She cries, "Please! He didn't mean to hurt anyone, my father is just trying to protect me from Oolong the Terrible!"Goku starts to relax, "Well, he got us mixed up with that guy! We're just passing through." Now having heard the commotion, a group of the villagers have left their hiding places in their homes and begun to gather around the doorway. > Ask about the Dragon Ball.> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.> Ask for monetary compensation.> Write-in.
>>4065541 I thought about it for the meme desu
>>4065548> Ask for monetary compensation.Then after> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.
>>4065548>> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.
>>4065548>> Ask for monetary compensation.Time to act like we failed on purpose just to make him feel guilty and get money when in reality we just fucked up.then> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.> Ask about the Dragon Ball.
>>4065548>> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.>> Ask about the Dragon Ball.
>>4065548> Ask for monetary compensation.> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.
>>4065552>>4065553>>4065554>>4065557>>4065558>>4065559>>4065567> Ask for monetary compensation.> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.Feeling a bit better, you stand up, with Bulma's assistance, and interrupt Goku and the man. "Now, hold on a second. Before anything else, I think I deserve some zeni, since you just tried to kill me!" The man holds up his hands desperately. "Now, look, I was just trying to protect my daughter! Oolong's been taking girls from this village for months now! He said he'll take my girl next!" You roll your eyes exageratedly, "Cool it with the sob story, maybe I'd be more sympathetic if you didn't just hit me in the head with an axe!" You say, before holding out your hand expectently. Grumbling, and with eyes seemingly glued to the floor, the man reaches into his pocket and hands you a stack of zeni, totalling up to 20,000 zeni. You nod appreciatively before shoving the cash into your pocket. "Now," you grin, "Let's talk business. Who's this Oolong guy?" At the same time, Goku begins examining the man's daughter, first looking her up and down, as she apologizes for her father, before he suddenly bends down and pats her right on the crotch. Bulma immediately rushes over and smacks him on the back of the head. "Don't do that!" She hisses at him, although he seems more confused than anything.The girl rushes into her father's arms, and he turns towards you as he holds her. "Oolong? Oolong's our worst nightmare! He's a monster who treats us like toys!" You blink, "He's really that bad?" "He's even worse!" He snaps, "He's a shapeshifting monster, no one knows his true form really is! He arrived months ago, and each month he's taken another daughter from the village! He's taken three so far, and mine is going to be the fourth, he warned us yesterday! But, I'd rather die than give up my daughter!" Goku laughs, "We'll just beat him up when he comes! No big deal." The priest scoffs, "Yeah, right! He's huge, bigger than any building in our village! Even if you did somehow manage to defeat him, you'd have to find out where he took the girls he kidnapped." Bulma taps her chin, "Wait, I have an idea! If one of us dressed up as your daughter, and managed to trick this monster, we just have to follow them to his lair, and then Goku and Kazuma can beat him and rescue the girls, no problem!" The priest looks incredulous, "You make it sound so easy, I'm not sure I believe you. But, I don't seem to have any other choice... Which of you will be the decoy?" He asks, as he sends his daughter to begin gathering her clothes. > Tell Goku to play the girl.> Offer yourself as bait.> Convince Bulma to do it. > Just beat the information out of him.> Write-in.
>>4065600>> Just beat the information out of him.Nice and simple. Let's set up an ambush. Goku will have to be the primary fighter, though. With us being injured and all. The most we can do is throw pocket sand.
>>4065600>Offer yourself as bait.
>>4065600> Convince Bulma to do it.Although if that fails, than yeah beat the shit out of him.
>>4065600> Convince Bulma to do it.>"I'm too obvious of a man to play the part and I'm not sure Goku can give a decent performance."
>>4065600>> Tell Goku to play the girl.''Me and Bulma are too tall so Goku's the only one that could reasonably do it''>Think how the axe wound is gonna look cool after it leaves a scar
>>4065621Oh fuck Kazuma is literally cursed to be Yamcha
>>4065625Hey, our scar is completely original and badass!Yamcha probably got his fucking around with his sword.
>>4065621Only if it's just over the forehead, if it's beyond, we'll end up with a scar that forces a reverse mohawk. That would be a truly terrible fate.
>>4065627while we got it from an old man by fucking around and trying to look coolbut yes, Yamcha is a brother from another mother it seems
Guys ask for at the very least info about a dragon ball that's near, if they don't ooloong might
>>4065633>while we got it from an old man by fucking around and trying to look coolIf anybody asks, he tried to kill us. WHICH HE DID!
>>4065636''And there i was in the abandoned village looking around when suddenly! a crazy man with an axe came and struck me right in the head! it was really crazy man, but i managed to beat him in the end''
>>4065635We have the radar and Bulma's obsessed. Even if we don't say anything, Bulma will. As for Oolong, I'm pretty sure he doesn't know about them at this stage but even if he does, we still have the radar.
>>4065600> Sweet talk Bulma into doing it. Appral to her vanity.
>>4065720>>4065620Support on both account
>>4065600>Just beat the information out of him.
>>4065600>> Just beat the information out of him.
>>4065600>> Convince Bulma to do it.
>>4066320Support.
Rereading the manga, Roshi was on some real shit back then. I'd forgotten how badass he was. What PL do we need to fucking throw someone with a wave of our hand?
>>4066672Just higher than the one you are using it against. Frieza does it later too, and probably more characters.
>>4065608>>4065611>>4065618>>4065620>>4065621>>4065720>>4065792>>4066167>>4066296>>4066320>>4066346> Convince Bulma to do it.You tap your chin, looking between the three of you. You definitely couldn't pull off a convincing girl, you don't even think you could get your voice high enough, let alone fit into a dress. Your delinquent pride would absolutely never let you do anything like that. Goku, on the other hand is about the same size as the old priest's daughter, but he's also Goku. He'd almost certainly blow the whole operation one way or another. "It has to be Bulma," You say, decisively, although Bulma herself doesn't seem too thrilled at that.What!?" Bulma protests, shaking her head and holding her hands up, "I can't even protect myself like you two can! Why me?!""I'm too obvious of a man to play the part, and I'm not too sure Goku can give a decent performance." You explain, and even Bulma starts to calm down, arguing less. "Besides, if this guy's a real pervert, he'll definitely like you the most!" You continue, and as soon as it's out of your mouth, Bulma immediately grows furious again."And just what the hell is that supposed to mean?!" She glares, holding a fist up menacingly."I just mean you're a beautiful young woman, blossoming in the springtime of your youth! Any shapeshifting monster would immediately want you, right?" You desperately try to flatter her desperately, attempting to avoid her opening up your wound again. She looks at you suspiciously, "I guess so, but... how am I supposed to pretend to be her?" She asks, pointing at the priest's daughter. "She's way younger than me!""You can just do what you did with Roshi again, right?" Goku chips in, "That could distract him!" For his input, he earns a hard smack to the head from Bulma. "Shut up! I'm never doing anything like that ever again!" You interject, "He's kind of right..." Before Bulma can hit you, you hold up your hands and begin to explain desperately. "I mean, obviously don't do the same thing, but... you're smart, right? I'm sure you can convince him, and he'll probably want a hot babe like you over a young girl like her!" "Fine," She sighs, "I guess I'll do it. But I'm not gonna do anything, y'know! As soon as things get too rough, you guys need to come save me, alright?" Goku nods, "Sure! I'm glad you're finally doing something Bulma!" He cheerfully adds, only for Bulma to shoot him a deadly glare. However, before she can do anything or argue further, a low, distant rumbling is felt in a rhythmic pattern. The villagers start to panic, the few lingering around the doorway begin rushing off to their own homes to hide. "He's here! Oolong's coming!" The priest gasps, looking at Bulma desperately. "Thank you, young woman! Your bravery will save our village! Your sacrifice will always be remembered!" Bulma blinks, "Wait, sacrifice?" Before anything further, the priest shoves Bulma outside the house and slams the door shut. > cont.
>>4066771You and Goku watch through the hole you kicked in the door as Bulma stands in the now deserted town square, looking utterly terrified as a massive monster stomps closer to her. Although he's huge and monstrous, he doesn't look too intimidating, especially considering he's wearing a suit and carrying a bouqet of flowers. "Heh, hey! I've come for-" Oolong lets out a deep rumble of a voice, but he stops when he notices Bulma is standing there rather than the girl he was promised. "Wait, you're not my bride..."Bulma stands, shivering with her eyes wide, staring up at the menacing figure standing over her. "I-I'm Bulma..." she manages to stammer out, and at first you cringe, thinking she might already have blown the whole operation.However, Oolong lets out a grin, "Oh, are you scared of the way I look?" He nod, "Well, for a hot girl like you, I guess I could..." he pauses, before shouting out, "Transform!"A large cloud of smoke appears in place of the demon that was standing there previously, but as the smoke clears, a handsome man with a long coat appears in his stead. Bulma's attitude immediately changes as the man bows, "How about this form, my lady?"She almost drools, "Oh, uh... yeah!" The man seems pleased with her reaction, and then glances down at her chest. "Hm... what's your bust size?" You expect her to react violently, but to your surprise, she immediately pulls open her jacket and pushes out her chest. "85!" She proclaims proudly, and Oolong grins to himself perversely."Well," he says, approaching her and reaching his hands out, "How about you let me feel? Just to make sure this isn't some sort of trick!" She just nods, "Whatever you say, Oolong-sama!" The shapeshifter approaches and nods perversely."Perfect! Perfect! Just as soon as I do my patented Oolong authenticity test, I'll take you to my mansion! An experienced older girl like you will be great for me!" He murmurs as he begins pawing at her chest. Just then, Goku whispers to you, "I gotta pee! Let me out, while he's distracted!" You blink, there's no way he won't notice if Goku goes out there, and that could ruin the entire plan! You need to act fast, as Goku immediately starts to push open the door.> Intervene now, you don't like how friendly he's getting with her!> Let Goku go out to take a piss.> Stop Goku from ruining the plan!> Write-in.
>>4066772> Offer him an empty capsule. Lookaway
>>4066772>> Let Goku go out to take a piss.
>>4066772>> Stop Goku from ruining the plan!
>>4066772>> Intervene now, you don't like how friendly he's getting with her!>> Let Goku go out to take a piss
>>4066772>Intervene now, you don't like how friendly he's getting with her!
>>4066772> Offer him an empty capsule. Lookaway>''I just mean you're a beautiful young woman, blossoming in the springtime of your youth!''damn i guess Might guy is our role model
>>4066794support
>Let Goku out to take a piss. "I Kazuma the delinquent has got this"
>>4066772>Offer him an empty capsule. Lookaway
>>4066772> Intervene now, you don't like how friendly he's getting with her!
>>4066778>>4066781>>4066782>>4066790>>4066792>>4066794>>4066797>>4066813>>4066934> Offer him an empty capsule. LookawayYou put a hand out to stop Goku, "Just... hold on!" You think rapidly, before remembering Bulma's capsules, which just happen to be in the bag he left with you. You reach into her bag and pull out the capsule case and quickly search for an empty one. As soon as you find one, you pop it open and hand it to Goku. "Use this," you tell him, and he immediately starts to drop his shorts. "Not right here you idiot!" You groan, smacking him on the head. "Go do it in the corner or something!" He sighs, "Fine, fine... You city folk sure are weird." As Goku goes about his business, you go back to watching through the hole in the door, only to see Bulma and Oolong are gone! You curse, before opening the door and looking around the empty townsquare. If she already left with Oolong, and you aren't following her, who knows what might happen! You're in the midst of panicking when Goku walks over, "What's wrong, Kazuma?" he asks, nonchalantly. "Are you kidding? Bulma's gone! That Oolong guy must have taken her!" You groan, but Goku just laughs at your misfortune."Oh, is that all?" He asks, "I can hear 'em, just follow me!" You have no idea how on earth he can hear anything, since to your ears the town is just eerily silent except for you and Goku, with most of the villagers still in their hiding spots. You sigh, and begin following Goku as he leads you out of the village and down a path towards a huge mansion. "Wait, this is Oolong's place?" You ask, looking around, impressed as you follow Goku up the tall stone stairs and through the large, imposing gates. As you enter, you see Bulma and the man from before, kissing one another. Just as you and Goku enter, the man stands and turns towards you, startled. "W-wait, you mean this really was a trap!? The Oolong Authenticity Test failed me?" He demands, looking between you and Bulma furiously. "Fine then, Transform!" he shouts, before transforming into a massive imposing figure clad in dark armor and wielding a bowl of ramen and chopsticks. "The great Oolong the Terrible will not be made a fool of!" > Charge Oolong.> Go check on Bulma and let Goku handle him.> Throw the piss capsule.> Write-in.
>>4066953> Throw the piss capsule.It's too good an opportunity to pass up.
>>4066953> Throw the piss capsule.> pull out our pistolWe still have that on us, right?
>>4066953>> Charge Oolong with Goku.i think the Piss capsule might be too much, but if Akira himself wrote it then he prolly would have used it.
>>4066953>> Throw the piss capsule.
>>4066967You do, actually. Although it's technically Bulma's pistol.
>>4066953>> Charge Oolong.Bulma got tainted by Oolong, we are never going to fuck her now. (Good riddance)
>>4066968The piss capsule is actually the smartest thing since all we have to do is look for whoever is covered in piss if he tries to fool us with another transformation.
>>4066953> Throw the piss capsuleIa that our new pocket sand move?
>>4066953> Use the piss capsule.> Call it "Golden Shower Attack!"
I guess we are doing this the Death Stranding way.
>>4066994This then>Pull out pistol and try real hard not to shoot this prick.
>>4066967Support.
>>4066953>>4066994100% support
Just an idea. But if we learn a bit of transformation from Oolong and Puar, we could do shit like what Piccolo does with stretchy arms, only turning our fists gigantic. Sure it might not increase our power, but it gives us sudden reach and a chance to surprise our enemies.
>>4067092gotta go to school for that, and delinquents dont do school
>>4066994Support
>>4067092That would be cool, but we might be able to do it with just Ki. If Tien can grow new limbs then is not a stretch to say we could grow the ones we already have.I was thinking we should ask Bulma for one of these https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Micro_Band and become the Ant Man of Dragon Ball, or that one bug in the ToP except we are cool.
>>4066953So it's agreed once oolong's jig is up we're going to tease Bulma for kissing and getting to second base with a pig right.>>4066968Toriyama most certainly would've used it. So >>4066967 supporting this. And
>>4067092The future is ki, old man. Your shapeshifting will die out for big laser blasts. In all seriousness, shapeshifting would be great to have but I don't know if it's right at our current stage. Kazuma's all about gaining strength right now and shapeshifting doesn't change your strength. We'd need to spend time in the academy and that's time away from training with Roshi later. We can always do it after we finish training and reclaim our throne from Urameshi though.>>4067127Tien's apparently from some weird ass bloodline or some shit, ki's unrelated to it.
>>4067092>>4067127Also, why not use both. They basically most likely use the same source of energy if similar. We can use our cunning mind to deceive our enemies and make ourselves one hell of a tricky fighter.
>>4067141Well, the Multi-form can be copied by others so we can start from there instead.
>>4067144Turn into a tiny mouse or something to get in close, then return to normal size for a dick punch.
Wait a damn second. If transformation involves any kind of Ki manipulation, we can probably figure out a hint or two from Oolong. Just in that he'll know it exists but not all of its uses.
>>4067146Multi-form doesn't get enough love, I definitely want to learn it.>>4067092I'm not sure how good Oolong would be in teaching anything, being who he is. I can see it as preparation for Roshi though, probably sell a lesson for Bulma's panties. As for Puar, he's super loyal to Yamcha and according to the QM, Yamcha would hate current Kazuma.>>4067152Someone brought up the possibility of it being magic, but I think magic and ki are both weird esoteric skills that it wouldn't be a stretch to get a hint from him.
>>4066953>Throw the piss capsule.
i think it would be funny if we tried to get oolong to teach us transformation to learn ki, but because its magic and not ki we make literally zero progress on ki learning
>>4066965>>4066967>>4066968>>4066969>>4066972>>4066975>>4066984>>4066994>>4067068> Throw the piss capsule.Although Goku began preparing for a fight, you instantly think of a different way to immediately put an end to Oolong's shapeshifting and trickery. You grab the capsule that Goku used earlier, and throw it with all your might towards Oolong. Only yelling a "Bulma, look out!" as warning. "Golden Shower Attack!" Not only does the capsule erupt into a plume of smoke, but Oolong himself does as well, as the smoke begins to clear, in place of the massive, menacing monster sits an unhappy looking pig that is now soaked. "Alright, alright! God, you didn't have to do that..." He grumbles, "I can't believe this! I'm supposed to be the bad guy here, but it's not like I've ever covered anyone in urine before! You animals..." Bulma on the other hand, seems disgusted for an entirely different reason. "Y-you mean... I was... letting a filthy, disgusting pig do all of that?!" You ignore both of them, pulling out the pistol you've had tucked in your jacket for several days now. You march up to Oolong and point it at him. "I'm sick and tired of these stupid games! Show us where the girls are, and quit transforming!" Desperately his hands go up, and Oolong the Terrible trembles before you, "H-hey, now! No need for all this violence! I can explain myself!" He stammers desperately, as he begins leading you through his mansion. "See, I just couldn't get dates like this! So, I went to shapeshifting school, but, uh... due to unfortunate circumstances outside of my own control, I couldn't finish my course, so I can't stay in any one form for more than five minutes! My plan to finally get chicks totally backfired, and I had to start capturing them!" Finally, Oolong beckons you into a room filled with the young girls presumably from the village. Although you expected them to be locked up in some horrific dungeon, instead they all seem to be living life in the lap of luxury. "I was hoping to get girls that would listen and help take care of my house, but these ones have cost me a fortune!" Oolong complains, "Please, take them back!" After you all take the girls back to Aru Village and Oolong washes off, he apologizes for kidnapping their daughters, and although the villagers seem pissed off, his true form was too pathetic for them to really take their anger out on him. As you, Bulma and Goku begin deciding what to do next, one of the village elders approaches, the little old lady approaches with a grin. "You've saved our village! Here, take this as thanks!" Before handing Bulma the Six-Star Dragon Ball."Perfect!" Bulma cheers, "Now, we can finally move on, I never want to see that stupid pig again!" Goku pauses, "Well, actually I figured his powers might be pretty handy, actually..."> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.> Leave Oolong to work for the village.> Write-in.
>>4067174Multi-form isn't that great of a technique though. Completely useless in a 1-on-1 fight, and only useful if you're taking on a big group of much weaker opponents, who you would probably one shot without it anyways.
>>4067185> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.
>>4067185> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.> Make Oolong join.Hey. I actually like the pig, plus it gives us a chance to watch the antics that woll ensue with Bulma.Also. Scary thought... what're the chances we're not dealing with Anime Yamcha, but Fighterz Yamcha?
>>4067185>> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.>> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.
>>4067185> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.>Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.And>Tease Bulma on the way about the kiss for payback for all the times she messed with you.
>>4067193What's the difference aren't they both still jobbers?
>>4067185> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.>>4067193It will actually just be Abridged Yamcha. A stiff breeze will beat him.
>>4067189Good for training
>>4067193>Also. Scary thought... what're the chances we're not dealing with Anime Yamcha, but Fighterz Yamcha?Could be worse. Could be dealing with pic related.
>>4067185>> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.>> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.>>4067193oh god
>>4067202Fighterz Yamcha is a damn good character - I think he went through a few nerfs actually. But checkout gameplay of him; he's pretty badass from what I recall.
>>4067207well thankfully that only happens after Pilaf and oozaru goku so we have time to be better then him
>>4067185>Take Oolong along and ask about ki.
>>4067200Support
>>4067185> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.
>>4067185>> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.>> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.>>4067189>>4067205Pretty much this. I remember a quest a long time back before /qst/ where the players got hold of Multi-form and constantly used it to train the weaker versions of themselves and reformed for a nice boost. There's plenty of uses to a numbers advantage as well, especially for a dirty trickster fighter like Kazuma. Like spamming the shit outta Solar Flare in a cycle system.
>>4067200All my yes. What goes around comes around
>>4067185> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.we can do both
>>4067240>I remember a quest a long time back before /qst/ where the players got hold of Multi-form and constantly used it to train the weaker versions of themselves.That was I think SOM's first Dragon Ball quest. We abused the fuck out of multiform and completely jobbed Frieza to the point where Goku didn't go SSJ.
>>4067240That character, Kaguya, was also absurdly broken. His main power was that he grew stronger mid-fight by fighting stronger opponents, and we learned early on that multi-form helped abuse that. Beat Freeza that way.
>>4067249We also bullet helled him with Destructo Discs letting Vegeta Galick Gun him into Namek's core.
>>4067253Didn't we kill Vegeta in that? or was that the one with Tofoo?I just remember Nappa being awesome from the Kaguya quest.
>>4067256The Sayians died with Tofoo, because we had literally everyone fight them. Ox King, Roshi, Shen, and Chi-chi all helped. Super Human Quest Nappa and Yamcha were absolutely the best. So was keeping 16 alive.
>>4067262The Toffo fight with the saiyans was my favorite part of that quest.
>>4067262Oh right, and we had a chance to harden Goku before Raditz and the Saiyans showed up so he was okay with completely murdering them.
>>4067269Vegeta threw dicks at Kori. He couldn't be allowed to live after that.
>>4067271the absolute best typo ever.
>>4067262Who were the androids in that quest, i remember lapis and lazuli were recruited to capsule corp before they were Gerofied
>>4067274See, I thought it would have been cooler if it was Vegeta and Nappa as the androids, but IIRC it was just Gero and 19.
>>4067200SupportAlso, I was initially against waifuing Bulma but I think I'm starting to change my mind...
>>4067277We never found out who 17 and 18 were. I remember finding a tunnel under Gero's lab with three empty pods, implying a 17, 18, and 21. SOM kept hinting that 17 and 18 would be Vegeta and Nappa though.
>>4067285All it took you was watching her makeout with a pig huh? Odd tastes but I won't judge. Anyways, I'm still rooting for my girl Mai. Whew.
>>4067285But Bulma's been a waifu in like three quest now. Can't it be someone else?
>>4067309join the Launch gang
>>4067309i have only read Som's tofoo quest, and Bulma got waifud in that so id like someone else be waifud
>>4067312Launch or Mai are my top picksgotta get that bad girl puss you know?
>>4067305
>>4067309I personally am in favor of waifuing 18
>>4067309join the no waifus gang
>>4067305>>4067322Mai's cute. And apparently more jacked than us.
>>406732418 best waifu.But can we please not waifu Bulma? She is the easy option because she is the first female that appears and is around constantly, and there are just better options. I feel Chi-chi and Kazuma would end up killing each other, with how disreputable we are.
>>4067324Isn't she like ten at this point? I imagine Kazuma is around 16 or 17 in age.
>>4067329THOSE POWERLEVELS MEAN NOTHING.They're arbitrary measurements from the anime guidebooks that fluctuate wildly from issue to issue.They're about as meaningless as anime filler in terms of determining strength.
>>4067329thats hot
We should really learn how to use our sword. Then people could talk about that warrior from West City. He has a curved sword. CURVED. SWORD.
>>4067339
>>4067338QM's using the 10 for Goku. It's canon here, anon. There's nothing you can do.
>>4067341That would look pretty cool.
>>4067345There is no way Mai has ever been physically stronger than Goku.
>>4067349I mean we've never seen her fight before she might have potential.
>>4067349Personally, they make more sense when you assume that power level includes equipment and weapons.
>>4067331Chi-Chi hates delinquency so her and Kazuma is a no-go.
>>4067354Then with our gun, sword and POCKET SAND!! we have a huge power level
>>4067354That's what I'm assuming, because there's no way base Pilaf is four times stronger than Goku.
>>4067360Actually true, I'll have to adjust Kazuma's PL to account for that.
>>4067354But that doesn't make sense either, weapons can't make a dent on Goku. Oh, unless you are talking about their robots, then it makes more sense.
>>4067363but i realized that our fighting style has one weakness, we lose like half of our power when in a tournament because weapons are banned
>>4067371true
>>4067371Can still throw pocket sand
>>4067367It makes more sense when you assume that Goku has a PL of 10, meanwhile a shotgun has a PL of 5. Suddenly him taking bullets to the face makes sense. Which is pretty impressive as that means a punch from us packs a wallop equivalent to a shotgun blast.
>>4067374i dont think the arena has enough dust to make it effective and its propably an illegal move, gotta ask the announcer just to be sure
>>4067379We should make a move caled "Sandstorm Whirlwind". We twirl our arms at such speeds (think Flash moving his arms to create tornado's) and gather all the dust in the area, before sending it at our opponent and blinding them.
>>4067379but it would be funny if Kazuma continues to be the moust effective fighter in the adventure, but he cant even make it to the tournament because he gets disqualified in the pre-elims
>>4067191>>4067193>>4067197>>4067200>>4067203>>4067209>>4067216>>4067217>>4067227>>4067231>>4067240>>4067245> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.> Tease Bulma on the way about the kiss for payback for all the times she messed with you."We should take him along with us, he'll definitely be useful." You decide. Bulma grumbles, but begins fishing around in her capsules before tossing out a boat capsule into the nearby river. "Fine," Bulma sighs, "But only if he doesn't try to pull anything else perverted!" You roll your eyes, "I mean, from our viewpoint it wasn't exactly like you looked unhappy about it." "Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!""I don't mean nothing by it, just looked like you were the one shoving your boobs in his face." You smirk, "For such a delicate, upstanding girl, that was some shockingly lewd behavior." "Sh-shut up! You're just a dirty, lowlife delinquent, you don't know anything!" She shouts, blushing a deep, deep scarlet. "Maybe I am a lowlife, but I've never made out with a pig. No offense, Oolong." "None taken," Oolong snickers from the backseat of the boat with Goku. "Trust me, she'll definitely come around one of these days! The ladies learn to love Oolong!" "I will not you disgusting pig!" Bulma shouts furiously. Oolong starts to retort, but he's interrupted as Goku reaches over and pats his groin. "So, you're a boy!" Goku notes, as Oolong begins squealing furiously."Of couse I am! I love girls and hate guys, got that?! Don't ever touch me there again!" > Ask Oolong about Ki.> Teach Goku the difference between boys and girls.> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.> Write-in.
>>4067393>> Ask Oolong about Ki.
>>4067393> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.
>>4067393> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.> Ask Oolong about Ki.we can ask him while we're traveling.
>>4067393> Teach Goku the difference between boys and girls.>Also tell him to stop patting peoples groins, thats rude, and i know i am rude also but i do things on purpose.> Ask Oolong about Ki.
>>4067393> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.> Ask Oolong what else he can do besides shapeshifting?
>>4067393>> Ask Oolong about Ki.Friendly reminder that in canon the boat runs out of gasoline. The perfect opportunity to finally use that fuckhuge sword... as a paddle.
>>4067393>> Ask Oolong about Ki.>> Teach Goku the difference between boys and girls.
>>4067393> Ask Oolong about Ki.> Teach Goku the difference between boys and girls. How girls drool and boys rule.> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.
>>4067404if Bulma asks why were paddling and not swimming tease her that she would like to see us half naked (and not because we cant swim)
Fuck... we really should give Goku the sex talk soon. Along with some like basic common sense shit. Otherwise he'll keep patting girls pussies.
>>4067411I think you mean being a player
>>4067411But if we teach him how to do that then he won't tap chichi
>>4067415>But if we teach him how to do that then he won't tap chichiEXACTLY
>>4067393>Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.
>>4067415I meaaaaan... I kinda wanna fuck up shipping anyways tbf. Like putting Goku with Bulma? Could be fun. Besides didn't Chi-Chi like Yamcha first but switched to Goku for reasons?
>>4067416kek
>>4067418So what happened was Bulma caught Yamcha with another woman (which I can see happening since Yamcha was the Michael Jordan of baseball when he was playing) and that relationship promptly ended.Afterwards in between that and getting with Vegeta, she pondered on her love life and came to the conclusion that while Goku wouldn't be a terrible partner, she missed out on that by a few years.
>>4067418Yamcha gets Chi-Chi, Kazuma gets Launch/Mai/18/Zangya so Bulma is left with Goku
>>4067418She was gullible and thought he loved her and then forgot about him when Goku touched her.I'd rather we don't do any "shipping." I don't want us to get involved with other people's relationships, that's just fucking weird.
>>4067421>>4067421Which means chances are decent we can set the two up early on. Just gotta help Goku get there... I mean, there's always the fact that marrying Bulma = A lifetime supply of food and training tools.
>>4067424Agreed. I don't see Kazuma playing matchmaker, either.
>>4067430I'm okay with it if only because we already took on the role of partial mentor and therefore it gives us a reason to offer dating advice.
>>4067431>dating adviceKazuma is a delinquent. And I don't think Goku will ever care about that shit.
>>4067418>Like putting Goku with Bulma?Toriyama actually regrets not doing that. I’d say let’s go for it.
>>4067431We're about as experienced with dating as Yamcha is.
>>4067399>>4067400>>4067401>>4067402>>4067403>>4067404>>4067406>>4067408>>4067417> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.> Ask Oolong about Ki.After a long while of travelling, you look back towards the pig in the backseat. "Hey, Oolong. What you use to Transform, that wouldn't happen to be Ki?" Oolong nods, "Yeah, of course. Why, you lookin' to enroll in Shapeshifter's Academy?" You shake your head, "No, a Master offered to train me if I could train my Ki, but I don't even know what it is..." "Well, I could help you, but... what's in it for me?" He asks, rubbing his hands together as he looks up at you slyly. "I won't turn you into bacon, how's that?" He groans, "You drive a hard bargain, but alright! Look, I can't really help you much in terms of fighting," You feel your hopes dashed, but Oolong continues, "But I can at least tell you what they told me in school. Ki is an energy that exists in all living things, although most people never know it exists, it's what gives us life. With training, meditation and focus, people can use and manipulate their Ki." "Thanks," you nod. It's more than you thought you'd get from Oolong, but not as much as you'd hoped. Now you at least somewhat know what Ki is, although you're still not exactly sure how to use it. Hopefully, you get to a place where you can meditate soon and try to figure out this Ki thing. "How far until the next Dragon Ball?" You turn to ask Bulma, who looks down at both her Dragon Radar and her map, cross referencing the two with one another. "We're still pretty far!" She says, "It'll be another three days until we get there." Oolong sighs, "Damn, that's far. Where the hell are we goin', anyways?" "Frypan Mountain!" Bulma announces, and Oolong immediately starts to panic."Wh-wh-whaaat?!" Oolong squeals, shaking in the back seat. "You guys are seriously going to Frypan Mountain?!"Goku blinks, "What's so scary about this mountain?" "A better question would be, what isn't so scary about it! For starters, the place is always on fire! It's the home of the demonic, monstrous Ox-King! Frypan is one of the only places in the entire world that's still sovereign, independent world outside the Earth Government!" Bulma chuckles, "Relax Oolong! Goku and Kazuma are definitely strong enough to take care of some big ox!""Don't be stupid! The Ox-King is the strongest fighter in the world! He's over ten feet tall, and weighs over five hundred pounds! He's always on the hunt for poor, unfortunate souls that try to climb his mountain! He carries a giant battle axe, and he knows how to use it! He's been terrorizing this side of the country for years!" "Is that stuff really true?" You ask, trying not to sound too nervous."I'm certainly not gonna stick around to find out!" He says, before he transforms into a fish and dives into the river. > Dive in after him.> Have Goku go tailfishing for him.> Let Bulma tempt him back on the boat.> Write-in.
>>4067442> Let Bulma tempt him back on the boat.> Time to go fishing with her panties!
>>4067442> Dive in after him.Ah yes, underwater. The poor man's gravity chamber>>4067431>>4067432>>4067434>Listen, Goku, women are all about appearances. Style is important.>...You're just talking about my hair again, aren't you? I told you, Kazuma, your hair is the weird one.>What the fuck did you say about my hair?And so Kazuma vowed to never give dating advice to Goku ever again.
>>4067442> Let Bulma tempt him back on the boat.
>>4067442>> Dive in after him.
>>4067442> Dive in after him.
>>4067442> Have Goku go tailfishing for him.>Threaten to Gun him down if he doesn't return
>>4067442>Dive in after him.
>>4067442>Dive in after him and look around under the water for Anything
>>4067452>>4067454>>4067455>>4067457>>4067459>>4067461>>4067492>Dive in after him.You instantly stand up, looking down into the waters of the river that Oolong just escaped into. "Damn. I'll go in and catch him!" You announce. Bulma looks at you somewhat hesitantly, but if she had something to suggest, she decides against it. You dive into the cold, rushing waters, and although you felt a moment of hesitation to leap into the rushing waters, your increased strength and stamina from your training allows you to withstand the waters fairly easily. After a quick glance around the waters of the river, you spot the distinctive red fish that Oolong transformed into, rushing desperately back in the direction of Aru Village. You swim after him, and soon he's within reach, although in your early attempts to grab the fish, he barely slips out of your grasp, using his fish form to escape from your grip. > Roll 1d100 to catch Oolong.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4067520
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4067520
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4067520please don't let me fuck up again.
>>4067527I'm just gonna never roll again.
>>4067529It’s okay. You tried your best.
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4067520It's BO3, but, what the hell.
>>4067524Oolongs a slippery bitch
>>4067524Honestly, we're doing surprisingly well for someone who took an axe to the head only a short while ago.
>>4067523>>4067524>>4067527> 54You bolt your hand out to grab Oolong, and you feel a great sense of pride as you just barely manage to close your grip around his flailing, slippery form just in time to hold on to him. You swim up out of the water, but just as you hold him up in celebration, he escapes from your grasp again, this time jumping from your hand and into the water on the other side of the boat again.Just as you're about to dive down again, Bulma sighs. "Hold on, I've got this." Goku helps you back into the boat, but Bulma interrupts, "Turn around, both of you!" She demands, and after she tells you both to look again, she's holding up a fishing rod with her panties attached. "We'll use this!" She says, grinning nefariously, before casting the line out into the waters. Although you're dubious about this plan at best, soon enough, "He bit!" Bulma cheers, as she pulls the fishing rod back up, with the panties still attached, with an added Oolong biting onto the panties."D-dammit!" Oolong curses, and Goku looks at him skeptically. "What were you thinking was gonna happen?"As Oolong returns to his pig form and the four of you continue your journey, you turn to Oolong and hold up your pistol. "If you try something like that again, I won't go so easy on you, got it?" He grumbles, "Fine, fine... but I want those panties!" Bulma shakes her head, then begins rummaging through her bag, before pulling out a small candy. "Here, take this instead!" He looks at it curiously. "Just candy?" "Eat it! If you prove yourself useful from her on out, I'll reward you with panties." Bulma explains, and Oolong considers after popping the candy into his mouth."Fine enough. It's a deal, okay?!" He demands, and Bulma nods. "Hey! I want some candy too!" Goku says enthusiastically, but she shakes her head."None for you!" Bulma says, but before she can say anything further, the engine suddenly stops and the boat slows to a halt, only moving along with the now gentle waves of the river. "We're out of gas..." You note, glancing down at the meters and dials on the front panel. Bulma turns back to Oolong, "Say, you wouldn't happen to be able to transform into gasoline, would you?" He shakes his head incredulously. "Of course not!" Well, one way or another, you'll be stuck there until you find some way to propel yourself forwards. "We just need to get to shore so I can use a fuel capsule," Bulma explains.> Have Oolong transform into an oar.> Use your big bear sword as an oar.> Get out and push the boat with Goku.> Write-in.
>>4067547> Use your big bear sword as an oar.It'll be a bit awkward to use, but we should be able to get to shore.
Honestly I think Goku can do him self but since we are already wet.>Get out and push the boat with Goku. It's just like some training
>>4067547>Get out and push the boat with Goku.Stamina training.
>>4067547>> Use your big bear sword as an oar.
>>4067547>> Have Oolong transform into an oar.
>>4067547> Have Oolong transform into an oar.
>>4067547>Use your big bear sword as an oar.
Tied ey then seem reasonable > Have Oolong transform into an oar.
>>4067547> Use your big bear sword as an oar.
>>4067547And also > Get out and push the boat with Goku if the previous plan fails.Btw guys, we should learn shapeshifting, not only because is a fucking great ki control exercise, but also because it probably gets upgrades like any other ki related stuff. Just imagine Kaguya with Aku lvl shapeshifting and multiform, the trickiest fighter alive. We can also train against our clones in different forms so we get used to different types of enemies (big ones, short ones, green guys with One Piece arms...)
>>4067547> Get out and push the boat with Goku.STAMINA
>>4067547> Use your big bear sword as an oar.GET FIT
>>4067552>>4067556>>4067557>>4067559>>4067560>>4067565>>4067572>>4067585>>4067587>>4067593>>4067595>>4067601>>4067614>>4067662> Use your big bear sword as an oar.>(Strength increased slightly)A brilliant idea occurs to you, and you hold up the massive sword you got from the bear thief triumphantly. You haven't actually gotten to use it in a fight yet, but at least this way you get the opportunity to use it at all. Plunging it into the water, you start to paddle your way towards the shore, and you're somewhat pleased to find that the sword actually does works as a fairly effective paddle. "Great job, Kazuma!" Bulma claps her hands together as the boat reaches shore. You stay and tie the boat to a nearby tree trunk while Goku walks off to pee into the river and Bulma and Oolong start to chat. "Well, what a shame," Oolong says sarcastically, "Guess we aren't headed for Frypan Mountain after all!" Bulma grins, "Hate to disappoint you, but we're practically there already!" She begins reaching into her jacket pocket only for her face to turn pale, her eyes to go wide, as she starts searching all her pockets frantically. "I-It's gone..." Bulma says shakily, "The case with my capsules..." She leads out a loud, ear-piercing scream and rushes back towards the coast. "I must've dropped it in the river!" She turns desperately towards Oolong, "I'll give you my panties, just transform into a fish and go look for it!" Oolong looks up at her incredulously. "Are you crazy? This river's huge."Goku looks up at you curious, as Bulma continues to have a mental breakdown on the shore of the river. "What's wrong? Why's she so upset?" "Without the capsules, we don't have any fuel which means the boat won't work, we don't have any cars, any houses, any food... We'll be stuck out here in the middle of nowhere..." You explain, trying not too sound too worried yourself. Being this far out in the middle of nowhere without any supplies? "Why don't you just walk?" Goku asks, floating up into the air on the Nimbus."That's easy for you to say when you have that!" Bulma cries.You look around, noticing a presence missing from the group. "Hey, where's Oolong?" You ask, noting the pig is missing. Bulma looks around, before getting a devious look on her face. "Oh, he's run away again? Alright then, I'll have to do this..." Then, she begins calling out "Pii! Pii!" Soon after, you can hear Oolong's distant cries of agony. "Hey, Oolong! What's wrong?!" Bulma calls out, "That candy you ate was actually one of my inventions! It's called PP Candy, and whenever I call, whoever eats it will have diarrhea! You better do what I say, or else!" Soon after, the pig returns, looking disgruntled. "A-alright, I-I'm sorry. I won't run anymore."Bulma crosses her arms over her chest and grins. "If you don't do what I say, I'll do it again!"You turn towards Bulma confused. "Why even invent something like that?" >cont.
>>4067682>PP candyHoly shit I forgot about that.That'd be so useful in the future.
>>4067682After hours of walking, you've departed the comfortable forests and hills of the Western Mountains, and at this point all you can see around you is dry, deserted desert stretching out for miles in every direction. Bulma sighs, looking out across the desert. "Where are we? It's all desert..." Oolong nods, "Of course. This is Diablo Desert, you have to pass through it to get to Mount Frypan..." Bulma lets out a distraught wail before falling to her knees in the sand. "I can't take it anymore! This is horrible! I hate this! I wanna bath! I need air conditioning! I can't sleep without a bed!" She starts to push herself backwards, until she covers herself in shade from one of the bone structures, where she promptly falls asleep. Goku sighs, "She fell asleep while screaming all that stuff..."You nod, "We should probably try to get some sleep too." Oolong nods and lays down, leaning against the bone structure, but Goku turns, "Do you guys hear that?" You turn to look, and although you don't hear anything, it would be impossible to miss the figure approaching you across the desert sands, or rather the massive plume of sand left in its wake. The figure arrives and reveals itself to be a guy about your age on a hoverbike. He steps off and nods, only greeting you with a simple, "Yo." Internally, you can't help but curse. His entrance was so damn cool!"Who are you?" You ask. He chuckles to himself, "I am Yamcha! The Hyena of the Diablo Desert! This wasteland is my citadel!" A tiny creature floating next to him makes itself known, "And I'm Puar!"Yamcha smirks, "I won't hurt any of you, so long as you give me any zeni or capsules you have on you! If you don't, well..." his hand falls to his own sword. "You won't leave her with your lives."Oolong interjects, "Wait, Puar! We went to Academy together!"Puar's eyes go wide, "I remember you! You were a loudmouth bully and a pervert!" Yamcha looks at Oolong "So, how does it feel to have the tables turned, piglet?" Oolong grits his teeth, clearly unhappy with the position he's in. The pig hides behind you and Goku. "So, how strong are you guys, really?" Goku shrugs. "We're super strong." Oolong nods, "Great! Let's teach this guy a lesson." He pushes past you and Goku to yell out at Yamcha and Puar, "Alright big shot! You may think you're lookin' at an easy haul, but my boys are more than strong enough to slap you silly! We aren't going to be giving you any capsules or zeni, and if you knew what was good for ya, you'd scram!"Yamcha grins, unsheathing his sword slowly. "Oh, I see. If a trip to heaven is what you truly want..." He points his sword at you and Goku, "I can help speed up the process!" Oolong immediately rushes back towards the bone structure where Bulma is still sleeping, "I'll leave it to you guys!" > Rush him with a Sandstorm Barrage.> Challenge him to a swordfight.> Let Goku fight him.> Try to reason with this guy.> Write-in.
>>4067593I agree with this. We can even branch into stuff like changing our size and going all giant bancho on our enemies. Or shrink ourselves to make them think we know teleportation/instant transmission when really we're just hiding in plain sight.
Sidenote: If you guys had caught Oolong yourselves, Bulma would never have taken off her panties, which is when she lost her capsule case, which would have meant could have avoided running into Yamcha entirely.
>>4067691>> Try to reason with this guy.>> And if all that fails, challenge him to a sword fight and make a wager
>>4067691> Challenge him to a swordfight.>And cheat like a motherfucker, Pocket sand, dick kicks and other dirty tricksOperation Bully Yamcha Go!
>>4067691>Challenge him to a swordfight.
>>4067691> Challenge him to a swordfight.> Keep the pistol in our jacketAnything goes in a fight!
>>4067703Yes, if we somehow fuck up just pull up our pistol!
>>4067691>>4067700>>4067703Glorious, now if we lose the fight we can pocket sand the motherfucker, pull the gun and rob him. Prove that we are the alpha criminal
>>4067691> Challenge him to a swordfight.
>>4067710Yamcha may have the whole desperado schtick on lock, but Kazuma is born gangster.It's really a clash between two ends of the piece of shit spectrum.
Yamcha is REALLY gonna hate us
>>4067716The only difference is that one has shown ambition, a desire to improve and some semblance of competence. The other is valled Yamcha
>>4067726*called
>>4067719Yamcha is nothing but a stepping stone on the way to defeating our true rival.
>>4067726Yamcha hasn't had his ass kicked hard enough yet. THAT CHANGES TODAY!
>>4067692Ironically, one of the most effective randos of the tournament of power (DBS) was that supersmall insect fighter. I don't think that being gigantic has many uses in high lvl fights (because the whole "bigger target" thing and people spamming beams) but charging, turning small to avoid damage or get through our enemies ward, and then suddenly growing and punching our enemies (think of antman) would be great, especially if we compress ourselves to became small (because all that mass expanding can probably create a shockwave to stun our foes)
>>4067735That's pretty much why I want to push for shapeshifting to branch out to size control. But I wouldn't completely cut off gigantic. A surprise giant fist just seconds after dodging a regular punch can lead to an effective countermeasure. Being able to become smaller will probably have a higher priority in high-level fights, but just imagine cheating in a beam struggle by enlarging our hands to influence the mass. Dragon Ball has let stranger phenomena happen and plays it straight even by super standards, so I see this being doable.
>>4067769Dear lord anon, just let things evolve naturally. Kazuma learned what ki was only a few days ago.
>>4067771I didn't say it was an immediate route. Ki learning and improving our fighting style based on story narrative takes top priority. I'm only looking at our potential for bancho mischief.
>>4067691> Challenge him to a swordfight.> Throw Bulma's panties at him for a surprise attack. How did you get Bulma's panties? That's classified.
>>4067708Unfortunately pistols will only sting at his level. He's about equal with Goku currently and unless you're involving explosives and stuff (which does indeed fuck up Mercenary Tao), sidearms ain't doing shit.
>>4067791My problem with Shapeshifting is that it might risk spreading Kazuma's training too thin. I'd rather we focus on mastering Ki so that if/when we learn the Kaioken, it won't fuck our body up as much as it did Goku.
>>4067794I figure it'd still hurt like a bitch if we shot him in the back. Also he seemed to think firearms were a decent enough weapon to use them in one of his early appearances, so maybe he's not aware that it's possible to tank bullets.
>>4067797whoops, meant to quote>>4067780
>>4067797I'd also like to state again for clarity, the Kaioken isn't a bad technique. Goku was just using it wrong.And even then only at first. He finally got the hang of using it properly during his fight with Frieza.You don't just keep it up constantly. You gotta use it in the exact moment you need it to conserve energy and minimize muscle strain as much as possible.Keeping your Ki sealed and only raising it to the maximum the instant you move is just good practice in general anyhow.
>>4067807That doesn't however mean that we can't or shouldn't try and make it into something akin to a transformation; work on adjusting our body to the strain similar to how Goku and Gohan train their SSJ forms in the HTC.
>>4067837Honestly speaking I think Kaioken works just fine as an amplification technique.Trying to use it constantly like a transformation just isn't something it's designed to do, and only leads to bodily harm.Now maybe if we get good enough at Ki control, one day it might be possible. But I sincerely doubt we'd ever get to the point of fundamentally remaking techniques created by literal gods.
>>4067844Chances are it would actually work better for Piccolo. Someone with inherent regeneration to counter the active tearing apart of the body.
>>4067847At a low level, maybe.That said, it's all about proper control and usage.Goku managed to shatter nearly every bone in his body by using x4.I can see Piccolo managing prolonged usage of it if he trains properly though
>>4067852Meanwhile by Namek though, he's consecutively using ×20 and is in a way better condition before his ascension to SSJ. That kinda leads me to believe that it's also directly tied to how tough/powerful you are.
>>4067867To be fair, he specifically focused on conditioning his body and only used the x20 in short bursts.Can't really do much damage to you if you're built like a brick wall and only use it for seconds at a time.
>>4067312LAAUNNCHHH GAAAAANG
>>4067416We need Gohan. He’s super important. Especially in the perfect cell fight.
>>4068750Not really? Goku could just kill him by himself. Or we could prevent Cell from turning perfect (If the QM doesn't fuck us over)
>>4067691Quick question qm, what are you basing the dialogue off of? The dubs? If so which one? I know it seems silly, but it just bothers me for some reason.
>>4068759Or we can befriend Cell after beating him and have him join the Z-Fighters, like in that one Supersonic Warriors 2 What If? ending.
>>4068771Mostly the English dub, but also taking some dialogue from the sub and the manga, along with some stuff that I'm just making up.Also, unfortunately, I'll be too busy today to update. I'll check in on the thread and answer questions if people have them, but the next update won't be until tomorrow.
>>4068847I thought si, I just thought it was weird because you used Mt. Frypan instead of Fire Mountain
>>4068847Can we suplex demon king piccolo? And make him cry? Like a bitch?
>>4068847Is Spirit Control going to be a thing as well as you only going to incorporate just from the anime/manga for concept and techniques or are we talking other stuff like Heroes or the games? https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Spirit_Control
>>4068933I'm usually going with English names, since that's what I grew up with, but I think we can all agree Mt. Frypan is a way better name than just Fire Mountain. >>4068989Better start getting jacked.>>4068993Probably, I'm not at all opposed to using filler/non-canon sources for things presuming they make sense with both the lore and tone of Dragon Ball/DBZ.
>>4069201Of course, I wouldn't want anything that doesn't fit dragon ball in it. I'm just asking cause like Spirit Control there's some really decent to incredibly interesting stuff that honestly feels like it fits dragon ball lore. Like the animification drug that turned countless people into animals. That's so classic dragon ball it hurts from laughter. Also Spirit Control is essentially what Ki originally was or should've branched into by Z.
>>4069226I agree this should be our edge. No transformations or gimmicks just pure skill and technique.
>>4068989>suplex demon king piccolo Hey, that's my thing.
>>4069241I can agree with that, maybe do learn some transformations and gimmicks tho. I was thinking we should use the time in between sagas to train more esoteric skills like Shapeshifting and improving our Intelligence with Bulma's help, and leave the more heavy training for the times with more plot-required powercreep like the Saiyan saga and the Hyperbolic time chamber, which would bring several times more gains than other times.>>4069289OH hey, I had completely forgotten about you. Now we just need the lets rock guy to complete the ensemble.
>>4069396I'm not the let's rock guy, but I can start uttering prayers to Olmec again.It might actually help my rolls.
>>4069396I’m the 2nd lets rock guy, (first one stopped doing it). Currently am unable to post the pic due to range ban preventing me from posting images.
>>4069241>>4069396Agreed but if I had my way I'd push to learn magic or refine our ki to reach a similar level. Just imagine pulling off the stuff Jenimba or Merged Zamasu in the super manga. Portal punching people is absolute kino.
>>4069532Eh, there's already a quest mc who does that. I'd rather keep our dirty fighting style as our thing, imagine pulling a Naruto on Roshi, or transforming into Dodoria and backstabbing Freeza in his first form.
>>4069604>Learning how to transform + do multiformYou absolute madlad
>>4069604Holy shit i just had an amazing ideawe transform into the Ginyu team to fool frieza
>>4069617I'm pretty sure his scouter or our lack of dancing/posing will give us away
>>4069604I'd argue redirecting attacks and opening up an opportunity for sneak attacks is a core part of dirty fighting but if someone else is doing that then no thanks.>>4069625Only the Ginyu force dance/pose. Otherwise I don't think Doodoria and Zarbon would be as high as they are in comparison.
Pffft. Imagine rigging the tournament. Throwing our multiforms transformed into the ring. Taking out people early on and making sure even if we lose, we just regain our strength by absorbing the form. This only cements in my mind that we should talk to Puar about teaching us to transform. Too good to pass up.
>>4069974That would require us to split and by chance be put in separate match-ups for the preliminary, upon which we'd need to beat our opponents - whom we could face anyway by normally going through the tournament. To put it in another way: beat 3 fighters at full power or beat 3+ fighters with at least half power.Sounds less like rigging and more like training.
>>4069974I honestly don't understand this obsession with multi-form and shapeshifting.
>>4070089Me either lol. I think should just focus on training ki for now.
>>4070089Cuz we want to do something different and not end up being Tofoo 2.0?
>>4070049Which we also like doing. But the idea was more take out the small fry early on and then even when we lose, get our power back
>>4070117The tournament works through a 1-on-1 preliminary matchup system to weed out enough to get 8 people for the main tournament phase. If we go in and split for the preliminaries and beat the small fries, it's kinda pointless because they would've been beaten by some other guy anyway and the stronger fighters still go through.Like I said, it could make for good training but there's no real advantage to it otherwise.
Personally I like the idea of going towards weapons training. Transformation and magic just sounds a bit too gimmicky to me.
Newfag here, i wonder if QM will let us wish for the dragonballs because there are some fun shit we could do with a wish like for example we could wish to be always in ou physical prime cap america style or to have a instictual knowledge of how to fight (maybe start learning UI).
>>4070239Even if the QM let's us, no one ever wishes for powerups of any kind, ever.
>>4070246For good reason. Makes everything kinda dumb and boring. I'd wish for regeneration personally.
>>4070239Thats is even better why should we be JUST be another DB quest when everybody wants something new, either way there are other mcguffins we could use to get stronger.
>>4070231We could always go for Ki blades + brawling and become the perfect fusion of both of our namesakes.
If we get so good at ki and size manipulation we can go picture related.
>>4070253Race-change to majin is my fetish
>>4070512If we go to Yardrat after the Cell saga that could be us in the Buu saga. Maybe we could go just as soon as Goku lands on earth before the androids.
>>4070512Imagine Suplexing Oozaru Vegeta during the Saiyan fight.
>>4068993How are we even going to learn spirit control if our pc doesn’t even know what it is? We could ask Goku about how he’s able to use instant transmission. That’s the only plausible way I can think of
>>4070520Becoming the spirit bomb is legit baller. >>4070329This is pretty good. >>4070231Do you even know what kind of quest we're in? Dragon ball is all about those wacky gimmicks.>>4070114What is Tofoo move set/gimmick btw
>>4070550Supposedly his gimmick is BeAr sTyLe (Tanking hits and hitting back harder) but really it's just Kuma-Ken plus Energy Sword. Kuma ken is Kaio-ken without the drawbacks and without the multipliers (So just a plain old powerup)He liked throwing beams from his mouth too. Sometimes he used electricity but we never really trained it that much.
Talking about fighting styles i think that using unusual technics like flashbangs, sonicboons and ki swords maybe even drills to go with te ttgl idea.
>>4070550>What is Tofoo move set/gimmick btwInitially his gimmick was tanking damage and retaliating with beam moves.Eventually his stats evened out a little and he learned the Kaioken.Eventually he developed a higher version of the Kaioken call the Kumaken that mitigated all the downsides on the original technique and allowed for constant usage. He also used Ki Blades and Multiform quite often, usually with mixed results on the latter.
>>4070548It was a comparison to how flexible/moldable Ki is. We can do some really crazy stuff with Ki down the line so we shouldn't follow the Saiyan's example and just brute force our way to victory. As for Spirit Control, we'll worry about that once we finally reach that point.Although...we could cuck oolong out of his wish and make ourselves know everything there is about Ki. Thus knowing spirit control by association.
>>4070685Yeah, that makes sense for Kazuma. After spending so much time trying to learn ki control and what ki even is I'm sure he'll just say fuck it and just wish for it.
>>4070685Wait fuck. That makes sense. If we can cutoff Oolong in the rush to make the wish, we can just ask, "Let me know how to use my Ki!"
>>4070685Only nerds wish for powerups.
>>4070707C'mon, it's only a small handicap. How else are we going to keep up with those Saiyans?
>>4070717We'll use our GUTS
>>4070717Ha good luck with that, best we can hope for is to still be relevant
>>4070727We have to go even further BEYOND
>>4070722So did yamchaAnd his ended up splattered on the ground
>>4070707That's not a power-up, that's wishing for a handbook so you can train like a proper madman without worry.
>>4070667Then he became Kami, he started being able to use God Ki.
I guess Saiba is busy tonight as well.
Fun fact: there's a fucking cyborg bear somewhere in the world.
>>4067697>>4067708>>4067700>>4067701>>4067703>>4067709>>4067711>>4067791>Challenge him to a swordfight.You grin, stepping forward. "Goku," you say, keeping your eyes locked with Yamcha. "You make sure they don't try to pull any tricks, keep Oolong and Bulma safe. I can handle this guy, no problem." You pose dramatically, as you slowly pull the giant sword from where it was held, strapped to your back. "You sure?" Goku asks, and you turn back, flashing him a cocky grin and a thumbs-up. "Of course!" You say, "I'm a Master Delinquent, after all!" You turn back towards Yamcha, hefting the huge weapon up and pointing it at your would-be robber. "Alright, Yam-chan," you taunt him, disrespectfully, although he simply grins back at you. "You'd better know how to use that sword!" "And who are you supposed to be?" He asks, looking at you with a smirk, "Some punk with an oversized blade doesn't scare me." "I guess I'll just have to beat some sense into you, then!" You say before dashing forward towards him, dragging the massive sword behind you. The weapon, despite how powerful it is, is slowing you down, allowing Yamcha to dash backwards and escape, leaving a cloud of sand in his place before you can even attack. You hesitate, taking a moment to gauge the distance between the two of you, not wanting to get caught off guard by the sand, a trick you've used plenty of times in the past, but your caution turns out to be a mistake, as suddenly, and with no audible warning, Yamcha emerges from the sand, with a deadly slash aimed directly at his neck.> Dodge!> Try to counter the attack.> Use pocket sand.> Write-in.
>>4071229>> Use pocket sand.
>>4071229>> Dodge!You mean "your neck".
>>4071229>Dodge
>>4071229> Dodge!
>>4071236Oops I forgot to mention I'm illiterate.
>>4071229>Dodge then pocket sand
>>4071229>> Dodge!gotta get more buff before we can use the sword better
>>4071229>> Dodge!
>>4071229> Dodge!You got our stats yet?
>Dodge! Counter attack
>>4071233>>4071236>>4071237>>4071239>>4071250>>4071263>>4071285>>4071291>>4071292>>4071297>>4071298> Dodge! > Roll 1d100 Bo3!>>4071292https://pastebin.com/TQL8Vcjv
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4071303DOOOOODGE!!!
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4071303Witness my power
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4071303
>>4071307>>4071309>>4071310It's official. we're the comic relief.
>>4071309oh boy
>>4071312It's okay. Joke characters who are secretly super strong are common in dragon ball
>>4071312
>>4071317Time to reveal we are originally from penguin village and get the strongest power boost in all of dragonball, Gag manga powers!
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4071303
>>4071312>>4071323This is exactly the kind of cosmic karma I expected after people were shitting on Yamcha and hyping up kicking his ass. It's all a big fucking joke, which fits perfectly well with DB.
>>4071323Looks like my dice are sufficiently warmed up for the next roll
>>4071323Toriyama is laughing at us.
>>4071329
>>4071323
oh god we are the new Krillin
>>4071323Maybe the QM will take pity on us and accept it after our bullshit luck for so long.
>>4071323PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU JUST THIS ONCE JUST THIS FUCKING ONCE PLEASE TAKE THIS ROLL PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU WE CANT BE BEAT BY FUCKING YAMCHA NOT YAMCHA ANYBODY BUT YAMCHA AHHHHHH
>>4071359Getting jobbed is a door to future victory anon
>>4071359We brought a gun for this exact reason ya know.
Remember guys, conflict builds character. We’ve got nowhere to go but up from here.
>>4071369Not yamcha, not yamcha. that guy, really? please anything but that this is a blow to the small amount of pride I still left I can't accept this I won't accept this fuckshitfuckassfuck
>>4071307>>4071309>>4071310>51Your eyes go wide as Yamcha emerges from the dust cloud, and although you will yourself to move desperately, as you start to leap out of the way of the blade, you're weighed down, just like you'd been before, by the oversized sword. Attempting to drag it behind you as you dodged slows you down enough that, although Yamcha's attack isn't the fatal blow it possibly could have been, his sword rips through your jacket and shirt, leaving a bleeding would across your chest and shoulder. You try to strike back, swinging the massive sword overhead, but by the time you bring it down to where Yamcha had been, he had already moved, rushing around to hit you with a powerful blow, slamming you backwards into the sand. You feel drained and weak, and you struggle to keep from collapsing entirely. This guy definitely isn't a pushover, whoever he is. "Ha!" Yamcha gloats, "Where's all that bravado now, huh? I didn't even need to use my Wolf Fang Fist! Give up now, or this will only get worse!" Goku rushes to you, checking to ensure that you're alright before turning towards Yamcha, pulling the staff from the sling he carries it in. "I won't let you hurt my friend!" > Get back up and fight!> Let Goku handle him.> Pull your gun!> Write-in.
>>4071376If it makes you feel any better, Goku jobbed in this fight originally too.
>>4071388>Get back up and fightWe are NOT jobbing to Yamcha
>>4071388>> Get back up and fight!
>>4071388> Get back up and fight!Just think of this guy as Urameshi!>>4071376Too bad, anon. This is your fate. You should take this chance to understand that this is how Yamcha feels. Sympathize with him.And then we'll rise with him and Krillin and go full humanist.
>>4071388>> Get back up and fight!>>team up with Goku to take him down
>>4071388> Get back up and fight!>Ditch the sword
>>4071388> Get back up and fight!
>>4071388> Get back up and fight!> Ditch the sword
>>4071396>>4071406Switching to supporting this. We're clearly not ready for a sword fight but hand to hand is another story.
>>4071388> Get back up and fight!>Ditch the swordI wanna start using weapons, but that things too big for us right now.
>>4071388> Let Goku handle him.
>>4071415Agreed. We gotta bulk up or train with the damn thing before we actually use it in a fight.
>>4065241>"No," Goku shakes his head, "I can definitely sense people here."Can he smell/hear them?
>>4071459from what i remember he has a super good sense of smell and hearing
Why are we even using the sword? We've never fought with a sword before and we can fucking punch trees into firewood, just pocketsand and maul him
>>4071474Because it's a cool toy we just got. You gotta start thinking like a dumbass highschool student.
>>4071474Because we’re a dumb kid trying to impress everyone
And I know that Yamcha is...is stronger than us right now (I can't believe it), but so were the bear and goku (they were at least twice our powerlvl). We can handle this if we plan something up
>>4071476The MC is not retarded, I can accept he did it because "muh bravado", but when you see a fucking sword attack from a mile you dodge, no matter if you need to drop the metal slab weigthing you down. Let's just assume that we rolled like ahit and move on
>>4071388>Pull your gun!He won't expect our Neutral Special!
>>4071388> Pull your gun!
>>4071391>>4071392>>4071393>>4071394>>4071396>>4071399>>4071406>>4071415>>4071416>>4071450>>4071546>>4071614> Get back up and fight!From your spot on the ground you stare up in disbelief and shame as Goku faces off against Yamcha. Why does this always happen? As soon as you feel as if you've gotten strong enough, something else comes and knocks you back down! Why aren't you strong enough!? You pound your fists into the sand, shakily forcing yourself back up to your feet. "No... Goku," you say, as you stand up. You grip the tattered remains of your shirt and throw it to the side, before locking eyes with Yamcha once again. As you feel the wind blow through your hair, you know for sure, you must look totally badass. "Let me take this one!""Wait, Kazuma! You're bleeding! Are you sure you can handle this?" Goku asks, the question is innocent enough, but it sparks a fire of rage within you. "I already told you, this is my fight!" You yell, turning back. "And a delinquent never goes back on his word!" You hear Yamcha laugh from behind you. "Cut the dramatics already, punk! If you wanna die so badly, let's get this over with!" You turn back and lock eyes with him again. He's stood with his guard down arrogantly, your blood still dripping from his sword. You take a few paces towards where your own blade landed in the sand, you lift if up, but hesitate as you realize you won't have a chance of matching him in swordsmanship, it's slowing you down too much. "Hurry up!" Yamcha complains again, as you contemplate the sword. "I haven't got all day!" With no warning, you turn suddenly, hurtling the massive blade directly towards Yamcha's stupid, ugly face. His eyes go wide and he dodges, the sword instead colliding with his hoverbike that he'd been leaning against, smashing his vehicle into pieces in the sand, as well as kicking up a massive sand storm around where the sword landed. "No way! That sword was... that heavy?!" Yamcha cries as he dodges through the air, but you're quick to pursue him. "This speed--!" Is all he manages to say before you strike, lunging out with a vicious strike, he barely manages to get his hand up to block in time. You follow up with a series of further blows, with each one, his defense slowing down or weakening, until finally you nail him, slamming your fist into his jaw with a satisfying crack, sending him hurtling backwards through the sand. When the dust clears unfortunately, he's still on his feet, although definitely worse for wear. "I guess I'll have to use my Wolf Fang Fist after all! Congratulations, not everyone makes me break a sweat to kill them." Yamcha says, sarcastically, although you've pulled the same trick plenty of times yourself in the past. He's reeling, and trying to look confident, which means you're starting to take back some advantage.> You have him off-balance, charge after him!> Try to use your Sandstorm Barrage technique.> Taunt him into lowering his guard.> Write-in.
>>4071632>You have him off-balance, charge after him!
>>4071632> Taunt him into lowering his guard.> "Wolf Fang Fist? What are you, a furry?"
>>4071632Seconding >>4071640
>>4071632> You have him off-balance, charge after him!>>4071640I highly doubt anyone in the Dragonball universe even knows what that is.
>>4071632> You have him off-balance, charge after him!
>>4071651>I highly doubt anyone in the Dragonball universe even knows what that is.Of course they do!
>>4071638>>4071640Both of these.
>>4071640Seconding.
>>4071660Obviously they have anthros there, but that’s precisely why the term wouldn’t come about. They are seen as normal within the universe so at best “furry” wouldn’t register as an insult and at worst the term wouldn’t mean anything to Yamcha.
>>4071693Apparently a lot of the anthros have been retconned as people who drank some type of animal serum when it was a fad, King Furry included.
>>4071632> You have him off-balance, charge after him!Hell yeah the shirt is off, now this is a Yakuza moment
>>4071699I'd say only a handful of the beastmen in total are due to the drug thing. Like I don't hate it, but it's stupid to make all the anthros due to a drug thing, especially King Furry.
>>4071693Well, apparently no human women liked Wolfmen, so maybe it's still a big taboo.
>>4071699Well that’s an interesting move by the writers. This changes things a bit but I still doubt that the term furry would be used in dragonball. No one seems to particularly fetishize them as far as we’ve seen but I’d be lying if I said I was 100% sure.>>4071712I’m not saying the two groups would readily hookup but the anthros are well interfrated into the setting. Yamcha isn’t likely to overreact to such a comment to the point where he’d let it distract him in a life or death situation.
>>4071632>Try to use your Sandstorm Barrage technique.Instead of calling him a furry, let's mock is martial art.Maybe something along the likes of:>"Wolf Fang Fist? Wow, you come up with that yourself?"...I'm not actually very good at insulting people.
>>4071725*Integrated
>>4071706Supposedly King Furry doing it is what kicked off the dad in the first place.
>>4071632>> Try to use your Sandstorm Barrage technique.
>>4071632Use your own special move! Delinquent... Claw... ummm.... Punch! Genius Kazuma, genius!
>>4071640Support
>>4071632>> You have him off-balance, charge after him!>>4071701tfw everything before was just the intro combat cutscene
>>4071883I can already see the name drop YamchaBandit Of Diablo Desert
>>4071632>> You have him off-balance, charge after him!
>>4067418>>4067421>>4067423>>4067424>>4067427>>4067433Bulma x Oolong is a way better pairing than with Yamcha or Goku.
>>4072060I mean... sure why not. Pretty sure there's some r34 of that.
>>4072060I've heard worse. They're both pigs.
>Grab sand for Sand Pocket move, charge after him and when in reach throw the sand at his face, leaving you an opportunity to strike his right side, Hopefully a gut punch
No.4071699This also points out that Earth had the tech to add another species DNA before Gero did it that is something we could exploit with bulma's help, and from that get some sweet sweet bio-bullshit for us.
No.4072195Adding up on that its a good ideia to get bulma to like us even if we don't waifu her as this way we could have capsule corp tech to help and like it was said in the previus thread get 17&18 implants or even in research on ki/Magic Bullshit
>>4071891
>>4072410Nice.
Kunio-kun!
>>4072438The dude in white is almost exactly how I imagine Kazuma looks like. Just without the bandage and with his hair in a short pompadour.
>>4071632Throw sand in his eyes and then pull down his pants. While he is busy pulling them back up, punch him in the back of the head. Gotta fight dirty people.
No.4072438Is that Launch on the left?
>>4071638>>4071640>>4071642>>4071651>>4071655>>4071679>>4071680>>4071685>>4071701>>4071731>>4071811>>4071822>>4071826>>4071841>>4071883>>4072038>>4072046>>4072181>>4072493> You have him off-balance, charge after him!"If you really have this damn technique, you'd better start using it instead of talking about it!" You're sick of talking, you're sick of this guy, and you're sick of his stupid attempts to sound cool. You rush forward, "Because you're not gonna have a chance, pretty soon!" Yamcha sees the attack coming, and gets his arms up to block the hefty, dangerous kick you leverage at him, but you already knew he was going to do that. You use his held up arms as a springboard, leaping up into the air. As you fall, you rock Yamcha with a double axe handle, knocking him down to his knees.You stand proudly over him for a moment, prepared to gloat, but Yamcha, less hurt than he'd let on, shocks you by slamming his fists into your exposed, already wounded chest. You're sent backwards, but you manage to steel yourself and remain up on your feet. It's a good thing too, because Yamcha is immediately almost upon you, ready to respond with a flurry of attacks of his own.> Roll 1d100, bo3!
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4072529DORARARARARARARARARARA!
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4072529I got this.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4072529
>>No.4072531>>No.4072533Nice near dubs.
>>4072522>>4072537Good efforts, newfriend. You should click the post number at the top right of a post to reply, though. Also, you can highlight text and click a post number. This will greentext the highlighted text for you.
>>4072531>>4072533Probably needing 80's or high 70's to top Yamcha at our current level unfortunately. But a good showing nonetheless. Unfortunately there's a current skill and power gap existent between us.
>>4072551Yeah i got it thanks man.
Rolled 55 (1d100)Just warming up my dice
>>4072060I support your pairing anon.
>>4072060Bulma's son Toranksu with his main squeeze~
>>4072857
>>4072410That's rad
>>4072531>>4072533>>4072535> 72You manage to dodge out of the way just in time, leaving Yamcha with nothing but empty sand. You try to strike back at him before he can gather his bearings, but as you ready a powerful downwards blow, you hear the squeaky voice of that shapeshifter shout out "Yamcha, look out!" Yamcha turns instantly, trusting the creature so much he doesn't even hesitate to look behind him. He parries your blow, and begins striking back at you, hoping to wear down your defenses with several slower, more powerful blows. You don't give him the opportunity, grabbing his outstretched forearm and using it to catch him off balance, then it's a simple sweep of the legs to knock him down into the sand-floor. This time, you don't hesitate to gloat, instantly raining down blows onto the downed Yamcha, driving your foot into his ribs as hard as you can. "What was that move again?!" You demand, laughing in between kicks. "C'mon! I thought you had some awesome technique to show me!" You're almost ready to knock him out once and for all with a decisive blow to the back of his head as he starts struggling to get back up to his feet. You're interrupted once again, by the interference of that creature "Yamcha!" It cries, before transforming into a massive hammer. If it hadn't given it's own position away, you wouldn't have noticed, apparently this one doesn't have to yell out Transform. But even still, the sheer size of the hammer it turns into means there's no escape, and you're slammed backwards, buying the creature enough room to check up on Yamcha, who struggles back up to his feet."Fine then!" Yamcha cries, "You're putting up a good fight, but... I'm still gonna beat you! It's time for," he shifts into a fighting stance, and you can almost feel the energy and power pulsating from him. "Wolf..." He begins, before he starts charging towards you. Finally! This must be his big technique!> Dodge his attack!> Wait for his approach and use Sandstorm Barrage!> Hold that annoying shapeshifter hostage!> Write-in.
> Wait for his approach and use Sandstorm Barrage!
>>4072896> Wait for his approach and use Sandstorm Barrage!
>>4072896>Meet him blow for blow! Like the total badass you are.I'll be the first to say, I kinda wanna do this without tricks. Weird as that is to say.
>>4072896>> Hold that annoying shapeshifter hostage!
>>4072896>> Wait for his approach and use Sandstorm Barrage!>Try to observe his technique, it might give you insight in Ki
>>4072896>> Wait for his approach and use Sandstorm Barrage!
>>4072896>> Wait for his approach and use Sandstorm Barrage!Match him blow for blow
>>4072909Supporting this
>>4072896>>4072906Pissing in the wind here but I'll support. The good thing about this situation is that Goku can come in and save our ass if we fuck up. We'll get much stronger if we actually fully exert ourselves with no tricks and this is our first time fighting someone with real technique. Probably not gonna beat Urameshi with tricks.Also, Saiba, where the hell is that gif from? First time I've seen the Wolf Fang Fist look badass in animation.>>4072909Sandstorm Barrage involves interrupting his attack with sand, though. I don't think we'd observe anything.
>>4072916Support! Maybe we will forge a respect for one another.
>>4072906Support.
>>4072927Also supporting this along with what I said here >>4072917
>>4072927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE1I1PgFdgkIt's from Path to Power, which is one of the better Dragon Ball movies in general.
>>4072951The only time where Yamcha actually looks pretty cool. Too bad they have him be a comic relief later down in the movie.
>>4072901>>4072903>>4072906>>4072908>>4072909>>4072912>>4072916>>4072917>>4072919>>4072927>>4072929>>4072933>>4072936> Wait for his approach and use Sandstorm Barrage!> Roll 1d100, bo3!
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4072972
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4072972>>4072972I got this
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4072972
>>4072973>>4072974>>4072977Groovy!
>>4072896>Think, if it's called a Wolf Fang, it'll chase you down and tear you to bits if you try to flee. So, you gotta go up in his face. The way to escape the jaws of death is punching the back of the throat.
At this rate, I wonder if Kazuma will end up being more like Majima than Kiryu when he develops his own style?
>>4073243Well considering that he a Master Deliquent (TM), i think it makes sense for him to be more of a tricky fighter, there is a lot of ways to ignore powerlevels as RoF shows shanking someone is great way of beating your enemies, and Roshi along with Shen is the best master for punching above your own weight with hypnosis, battle mindreading, thunder shock and mafuba.
>>4073341Don't forget free movement.
>>4073243Kiryu picks stuff up and throws shit at others all the time. My favorite weapon is still the bix of nails, or maybe the crystal ashtray.
>>4073546Yes but Majimas styles are all about dirty tactics and using weapons.and my favorite ''weapon'' is the electric panel because first the enemy begs you to not attack you and then you crush and electrocute them at the same time
I'm pretty happy with the situation - we have Roshi lined up to teach us soon. Yamcha knows basic Ki usage, Puar could potentially help us learn to transform, and I'm really loving our interactions with Goku. We gotta remember to get used to the weight of our sword though. Chances are we'll be wanting to make them heavier and heavier as time goes on too, and get a jump start on weight training.
>>4073596>Chances are we'll be wanting to make them heavier and heavierDragon Slayer when
>>4073732That's the plan
>>4073764Question is where the *fuck* are we going to get a blade like that. Getting one made would be mad expensive, and last I checked being a delinquent doesn't pay bills very well.The Ox King could possibly have had a gigantic blade but it'll get destroyed by Roshi's Kamehameha(along with everything else the Ox King owned).
>>4073789The dragonballs, clearly! When the dragon comes out and Kazuma searches deep within his heart for what he truly wants... it'll be "a fucking huge sword."
>>4073789Capsule Corp. Not like we befriended the heiress to an insane fortune or anything.
>>4073795HahaNo.
>>4073815Just to be spiteful, I'm voting to wish for a big sword now.
>>4073808If we get a custom made high-tech greatsword, I want it to be able to do some Bloodborne trick weapon type shit.
>>4073817>Wish for a fucking cool sword>Get Future Trunk's swordKAZUMA, YOU CREATED A TIME PARADOX
>>4073823>Raiden's HF Blade drops from the skyYeah I can see it.
>>4073817You want to stunt our growth just to be spiteful?
>>4073861I'd rather use a wish on getting a badass sword while also spiting you.
>>4073871We should wish to be able to suplex anything.
>>4073871Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of getting ki swords? It would be much more beneficial to just wish for the ki handbook.
>>4073875I appreciate your single-mindedness, anon, but unfortunately Kami's weak ass powers just means we can only suplex up to Kami level. We must win the Tournament of Power for maximum suplex capability.
Just wish to look like the ultimate badassYou will win all fights because they will be too scared to fight you
>>4073886I'd rather learn how to use Ki. It's still early Dragonball and I enjoy the journey to the top rather than just wishing for it.
>>4073828>MFW
>>4073886Honestly? Ki swords are so fucking overdone in dragon ball quests that I never want to see another one.
>>4073896I believe the whole idea of the "ki handbook" is that it's a teaching tool, not an instant power-up, to help us learn how to use Ki in the first place. I'm not sure how useful it'd be though since by the time we can wish for it, Goku goes to Roshi for training immediately after.
>>4073892Then we suplex the dragon for not making us cool enough.
>>4073901What about a Ki Katana?
>>4073930What about a ki baseball batSo we can style on yamcha even further and break kneecaps
>>4073930
>>4073935I like this idea. A ki bat would also fit with our delinquent image.
>>4073935Backing up this idea. I’m so sick and fucking tired of dbz quest protags using swords, lets use an appropriate weapon for a delinquent character.
>>4073936a man can dream can't he?
>>4073935Even more ebicI like
>>4073912he would be able to have a lot o knowledge lost on Demon King picolo's rampage on earth including the finer details on Shen's teachings and knowledge of how other species with a PL similar to kami have and maybe magic as it looks to be related to ki but nonetheless by taking upon account sheron's limitations it would be detailed but still low level hanbook that would not have the kind of bullshit that Kais and PTO members, Yadrats and similar have (unless one allowed to share to the Dragon).
>>4073935I also can get behind this.
>>4073819>>4073886>>4073930>>4073935Guys guys don't you see there is no reason we can't have both!
>>4073935Let me get this straight.You'd have Kazuma turn into Metal Bat from OPM?...I can dig it.
>>4073994expanding on that getting bulma to make us a high tech, shapechanging, HF sword-bat and also weight changing would look that hard considering Earth is advanced enough already.
>>4073902Finally, someone gets it. And it's pretty useful considering that we just need Roshi's guidance and training method, At worst we can skip having to kiss up to him and get him lewd things less we pull an oolong and transform into a pretty girl if we somehow learn shapeshifting.>>4073980And that's the real reason why I suggested/push for learning everything we can feasibly know about ki through the dragon ball wish. We may be able to learn how to learn/obtain loss techniques or ones that aren't easy to obtain.
>>4074040You know aside from how funny it'll be cucking pretty much everyone, even Bulma from their wish.
>>4074061Come on, let Oolong wish for panties. Give the poor piggy a break.
>>4074063We can go buy him some panties or get Bulma to give him some. I think there's better ways of helping out the pig then letting him make an impulsive wish just for the sake of it.
>>4074068That wish saved the world!
>>4074075Let's not oversell it. Emperor Pilaf is the least threatening problem the world had ever face. Besides it'll be likely in dragon ball fashion that if he wishes himself to be emperor of the world that he gets sick of it due to all the micromanagement and unable to goof off as evident to his later character development.
>>4073935Imagine being able to reflect ki attacks back at our enemies.
>>4074128>batting Vegeta's Galick Gun back into his faceGOD DAMN I need it!
>>4074061I doubt things will go like they did in canon, so we probably won't even have an opportunity to steal the wish.
>>4074143That doesn't stop us from getting a wish later on anyways
>>4074040Roshi's martial arts training would get us pretty jacked though, right? It would be pretty useful still
>>4074171Yeah it would the wish mainly would help us to diversify and accelerate our growth, furthermore in early dragonball skill matters more than power and there would be not much use to our ki knowledge until we reached budokai levels but then we would be very ahead of the others in skill.
TFS is deadLong live DBO Quest!
METAGAMMING:The Thread.
>>4074198How?
>>4074192Figured those fags would quit before they actually finished it
>>4074220Yeah, real dick move to wait a year and a half to announce it, though. Had to keep milking those patrons dry for as long as they could.
>>4074192Elaborate please.
>>4074217Have you actually read any of the last few hundred posts?
>>4074229TFS announced yesterday that they won't be abridging the Buu saga.
>>4074231Don't answer my question with a question. Explain to me exactly how we're "METAGAMMING".
>>4074229TFS is moving on from DBZA because they don’t feel like doing it anymore and they’re tired of getting DMCA’d.
>>4074237One last question. Are you being entirely serious with these questions?
>>4074231Yeah, it’s just a bunch of swordfags wanting Kazuma to get a sword.
>>4074241No, I'm being completely sarcastic anon. I was only pretending to ask you a question, anon.
>>4074244So you didn’t catch the ki and magic discussions? Or the Android conversation.
>>4074249Good, I thought you were being serious for a second there.
>>4074250Doesn’t look like metagaming to me, just looks like discussion. Care to explain your stance that it’s metagamming?
>>4074250OH its not like its completely resoanable to just theorycraft and discuss what would be fun on the quest, or that the guy who is an fan of xianxia movies and that found the need to get power and discovered this weird thing that does get you stronger and the magic wish granting dragon could be useful for that or that you look to expect the QM to just let us just act OOC.
>>4074271Well technically it isn’t since the opportunity to act on those discussions hasn’t arisen yet. It would be foolish to think that all of these ideas being thrown around won’t be utilized in the future though. >>4074279We’ll just have to see what happens. I doubt I will be proven wrong but who’s to say for sure?
>>4074291Yeah we will se about that and i myself prefer a challenge are doing their best as long as it is reasonable.
>>4074302Agreed, I don’t want this quest to get so wrapped up in powerlevles and hax that everything becomes a bicep polishing event.
>>4074291I wouldn’t worry about the ideas that anons are throwing around, most ideas discussed early on in a quest will never materialize. The only one for sure I can see being acted upon would be wishing to understand Ki.
>>4073935I love the ki baseball bat
>>4073935We can just learn how to make a bat out of Ki if that's what you're after.If we wish for a near unbreakable bat, it'd either be made of Katchin or (more likely given the limitations of Shenron) Orichalcum.
>>4074489What if we wished for an incredibly durable bat that repaired itself?>Swing bat so hard it obliterates itself with a resounding crack against the enemy's skull>It grows back from the handle by the time we're ready for the second swing
Just got caught up. This is going to be a ride.
>>4072973>>4072974>>4072977>74A grin comes across your face as you adjust your position slightly, digging your heels into the sand a little deeper, lowering your center of gravity and preparing to counter his move with a move of his own. He may have the power and energy, but all the energy in the world doesn't mean anything when you can't see what's in front of you. However, your confidence starts to fade just watching the energy around him. You're sure of it now, your eyes aren't just playing tricks on you, you can see wisps of pure energy, like flames, rising up from Yamcha's body, taking on the shape of a snarling wolf. "Fang!" He snarls, before rushing towards you. You thought he was fast before, but now, his speed is on another level. He's picking up greater and greater speed as he goes, you almost can't make out the human shape of Yamcha anymore, amidst the blurring of his speed and the visible energy he's giving off, the man has completely vanished, and in it's place, a wolf, on the hunt. "Fist!" He yells, as he gets within striking range of you. He strikes out with a powerful, but predictable kick. You don't even attempt to block them, instead you leap backwards with as much force as you can, kicking up a cloud of sand to distract him. You grin to yourself, now you've got him! But, you don't have any chance to gloat, and you rush back towards the sand."Sandstorm Barrage!" You shout, before attempting to strike down, laying in a series of blows from every possible angle at Yamcha as fast as you can. However, every single attack you throw into the sand cloud is blocked by one from Yamcha, after a few, he rushes out of the sand with a feral anger you hadn't seen before. He breaks through your defenses and immediately starts pummeling you with a series of strikes and blows, too many and too fast for you to count. Each one seems heavier than the last, and afterwards he brings his fists together before lunging forward with an attack to the torso. His fists stop just short of your body, but the attack somehow doesn't, and you're sent flying backwards.You land in the sand, beaten, battered, and struggling to breathe. You try to climb back up to your feet, but fail to as Yamcha starts walking towards you. He applauds, slowly, as he approaches. "That was a good trick!" He congratulates you, his voice dripping with malice and belittlement. "But, nothing can stand in the way of my Wolf Fang Fist!" He stands above you, before turning back towards where Goku is still standing, his staff in hand. "If you don't want your friend to die, hand over all your valuables, now!" Oolong, eyes wide as a platter reaches into his pocket reluctantly, fishing out a lone capsule. "I was planning to save this for a special occasion, but look, just take it!" > Refuse to stay down!> Let Goku handle him.> Pull your gun.> Write-in.
>>4074839> Pull your gun.> Fire a warning shot.
>>4074839> Pull your gun.
>>4074839>> Let Goku handle him.>>Yell at Bulma to run and hide.
>>4074839> Let Goku handel him.Damn Yamcha is good, i kinda like that we lost against him, because now we have a rival.
>>4074853Well, 2 rivals. Don't forget Urameshi.
>>4074851>>4074853Supporting this, going for the gun shows weakness and hurts our pride as a martial artist. We'll get him next time.
>>4074839>> Let Goku handle him.We put up a good fight, pulling a gun on him now would only show cowardice.
>>4074868>going for the gun shows weaknessWe may have lost, but fuck if we're gonna let our crew get robbed.>and hurts our pride as a martial artistWe're a Punk. Big difference.
>>4074839> Pull your gun.>>4074868>>4074868We aren’t martial artists. We’re playing as a punk kid who was partially train by another kid who hasn’t finished his training himself. Clearly we aren’t about playing dirty and while we have pride, it’s not the “throw Cell a senzu bean” kind of pride.
>>4074839>Pull your gun.
>>4074839> Let Goku handle him.
>>4074839>> Refuse to stay down!No way this punk is a match for a Master Delinquent.
>>4074839>Pull your gunYeah fuck no we are deliquent gotta go with the cheap shot and he still is trying to kill us.
>>4074839>Pull your gun.Time to apply Gun to our situation.
>>4074839>Let Goku handle him.
>>4074839> Pull your gun.HE’S GOT A GUN!
>>4074989Nice to see that most agree on the keep fighting bit, also in any other situation i would have gone for getting up and fight but this is no spar, its kill or be killed.
>>4074839Shoot him while his guard is down! He's about to kill us for god's sake!
>>4075049Heh am i the only one remembering that Indiana Jones scene? He even has a scimitar!
>>4075054The only difference is that Indy was smart enough to shoot instead of fight. I don’t know what gave people the idea that fighting Yamcha was a good idea. The memes must have gotten to their heads. Even in early Z Yamcha was a respectable combatant.
>>4075057Because we don't have many opportunities to fight strong opponents in early DB? If anything he's a good opponent to test ourselves against for our fight with that damn Urameshi.
>>4075057Because nobody thought we would ACTUALLY job to Yamcha. Like losing to Goku is obvious and bumbling against the Giant Tiger just cause we wanted to show off is fine. But we basically hit rock bottom according to the votes.
>>4075074Agreed i didn't expect the fight to be easy anyways and THAT was why i wanted to fight him.>>4075057Yeah i think that some thought he would be easy too even though goku jobbed to him as some pointed out.
>>4075074He is a worthy opponent that’s true.>>4075099You do realize this is the point where he beat Goku right?>>4075138Yamcha is basically the Vegeta of DB. He’s a strong fighter who only loses when the writers want to hype up the arrival of a new fighter. Vegetal loses to people like Frieza, Cell, and Buu. Yamcha loses to Roshi, Tien, and Kami.
>>4075146I made my peace with us losing. I just think busting out the gun now instead of waiting to see how Goku handles it and not take him by surprise is just bad mojo. But I'm also over it so meh.
>>4075154Well we may know he can be a good guy but so does cell (in a what if) and that didn't stop gohan from ending him for trying to kill him and the others, IC the guy is trying to rob us (also use us as hostage) and no seeming reason to not let us to die in the desert or worse.
>>4075154Made peace? You should have expected it. At this point, Goku and Yamcha are on the same level. The QM wanked us just so we could keep up with them.
>>4075176We don't know if Yamcha can tank bullets or not. That's what I'm concerned with. Goku can and that causes his PL is 10 and probably subconsciously keeping his ki out at all times. That's why I felt like we should've waited, tire Yamcha out with Goku AND then pull out the gun when things get dire. The failsafe for all failsafe. but who knows, we may get lucky and K.O Yamcha with a gun.
>>4075178Are you going to make shitting on the QM your pattern? Really? And what decides the results is a combination of choices and rolls not what the players says have some faith, either way i won't lose anymore of my time defending SaibaQM lets just see were things go instead of make assumptions, alright?
>>4075180I think it's safe to say Yamcha can handle a bullet better than the average man, but yeah, probably not as well as Goku.
>>4075195Hopefully. But one more thing I wanted to do by suggesting Goku fight him is WATCH Yamcha and Goku fight. The Wolf Fang Fist seriously give Ki vibes and I'm pretty sure atm he won't be willing to teach us even if we give him the stuff. So, monkey see monkey do. Oh well.
>>4075196Now THAT is a interesting reasoning i could be behind had i seen it before, i would not feel bad if he died though he still is an enemy right now and we already killed the bear guy so its IC and OOC we already know that Yamcha would hate us.
>>4074839>Pull your gun.We Joker now.
>>4075192I’m not shitting on anyone and what do you mean by pattern? I “shat” on the anons who thought we would be Yamcha, and I said that we shouldn’t be as strong as we are right now.
>>4075178>>4075003Really, people are surprised we lost to Yamcha? sure he got shafted in DBZ but repeatedly said in DB he was stronger than Goku originally
>>4075276Yamcha was stronger than a tired and hungry Goku, not the real thing. He's definitely not weak, but this wasn't an unwinnable fight.
>>4075305It's not unwinnable, it's just a high hurdle that we unfortunately probably failed to get over.That said, we probably softened him up enough to where the gun is actually a smart move.
>>4075305He and Goku are pretty much neck and neck at this point. Only rolls in the high 80s would’ve helped us win.
>>4075252i meant to say if you are going to keep doing this.>The QM wanked us just so we could keep up with them.and if THAT is not shitting on the QM i don't know what is, not only that but your excuse on how we should not be Strong enough? if PL was everything we would have been blizted by Goku and would have not even catched his tail not only that but we were very Lucky in the past rolls and this time yamcha who is weaker than Goku even not rolling very bad still gave us trouble AND there was the axe scene, anyways lets just let it die and see how it goes instead of wasting our time.
>>4074839> Let Goku handle him.>Observe Yamcha try to find out what the hell did he do.
>>4074839I’ll second this:>>4075340We are at a point where cunning and tricks alone won’t save us in a fight. Observing what Ki is might give us a good chance to catch up.
Just in case, if Goku loses or we fail, we should hold Puar hostage and point the little fucker with the gun, a weakened and tired Yamcha won'trisk his friend for money
>>4075419Not a bad idea, but i would be careful with dealing with the flying shapeshifter.
Guns don't really work on fighters of Yamcha and Goku's level anymore. At most they'll sting and leave huge welts. So using our gun is kinda... pointless. If we ever wanna implement it into our fighting, we'll need an upgrade from Bulma.
>>4075608Not quite, ki seems to work similar to a force field that is focused according by the owners awareness, that means that its not impossible to kill a ki user with a fast enough suprise attack to kill them.
>>4075632Like a rock to back of their head.
>>4074839>> Pull your gun.
>>4075673Or a ring laser to the chest
>>4074839>> Let Goku handle him.I really like this >>4075419 idea. Puar'll be focused on the fight. We can sneak up on him.
>>4074839>Refuse to stay down!BEYOND
>>4074839>Pull your gun out and fire a shot at Yamcha, Say 'I won't ... Let you." Refuse to stay down.Cmon Kazuma Dig deeper
>>4074849>>4074851>>4074853>>4074857>>4074868>>4074876>>4074882>>4074888>>4074945>>4074982>>4074989>>4074992>>4074996>>4074998>>4075049>>4075340>>4075390>>4075954>>4075986>>4075995>>4076124> Pull your gun.Yamcha strides over towards Oolong confidently, but Goku stands in his path defiantly. Yamcha just laughs, "Look what happened to your friend, kid?" He gestures back towards you, as you start slowly formulating a plan. You may have lost, but you're damn sure not gonna let this asshole rob your friends!Goku shakes his head, "I won't let you hurt anyone!" He says, aiming his staff at Yamcha. The desert bandit rolls his eyes, and starts to approach, only for Goku to shout, "Power Pole: Extend!" The pole slams into Yamcha's stomach, hurtling him backwards. As Yamcha recovers and staggers back up to his feet, you take the opportunity to start reaching into your jacker pocket, clutching the cold, hard steel you find within."That staff... Where'd you get it?" Yamcha asks, in between ragged breaths. Goku looks confused, "This?" He hold up the pole. "My grandpa gave it to me!" Yamcha rubs his chin thoughtfully, "There's only one man that would have that pole... that must mean your grandfather is the legendary master Gohan, right?" Goku nods and Yamcha chuckles, "I guess that would explain why you're all stronger than I expected... Well, if it's a fight you want, I'll just have to kill all of you and take your capsules!" He says, before he calls for Puar, who grabs Yamcha's sword from where it had been tossed in the sand.That means both Yamcha and his shapeshifting sidekick aren't looking at you. You pull your hand from your pocket, taking aim directly at his head. "Not today, you son of a..."BANG! The shot rings out, Yamcha turned just in time to see the shot coming, his head jolts back with such force the rest of his body follows. However, to your horror, somehow, he's still standing. Slowly, he turns back towards you, before flashing you a grin, revealing the bullet you shot at him held between his teeth.He runs towards you, eyes full of rage and sword held high while you start to take aim for another shot, only for both of you to be distracted by the sound of a scream that was all too familiar to you at this point. "Would you guys keep it down?!" Bulma cries, sitting up and rubbing her eyes, seemingly unaware of the current danger you're all in. Yamcha's eyes go wide as soon as he sees her, freezing entirely. "I'm trying to sleep!" She complains, before she looks up and meets Yamcha's gaze. Then, suddenly, Yamcha starts running away at top speed. He only hesitates to grab Puar and then rushes towards the now destroyed wreckage of his hoverbike. However, realizing it's completely unsalvageable, he simply dashes off into the horizon with a high-pitched cry.Bulma blushes, "Who was he? That guy was cute!" She giggles, before looking around and noticing the carnage. "Wait, what happened?" > cont.
>>4076487After tending to your wounds somewhat, Bulma and Goku confront Oolong, demanding the capsule he'd been hiding. The sun was beginning to set, and shelter was needed. Luckily, Oolong hadn't just been holding out a vehicle from the group, but also an entire camper van, with more room than even the capsule houses Bulma had been using thus far.Now, all of you were recovering and (mostly in Goku's case,) eating inside the House-Wagon. "So why didn't you tell us before that you had this capsule again, Oolong?" Bulma asks, refusing to make eye contact with the pig as she sips her coffee. Oolong, in the midst of cooking more food for Goku, sighs."I was saving it for a special occasion! Besides, I didn't want those bandits to steal it!" He adds another plate to the pile in front of Goku, who's rapidly making his way through Oolong's food supplies. "You sure eat a lot, y'know that?!" Goku nods and, with mouthfuls of food, "It's cuz I'm real hungry!" Bulma looks over towards you again, eyes glancing across the scar on your chest left by Yamcha's blade. "Are you gonna be alright?" You nod, trying not to show how exhausted and battered you really feel. "That guy was no match for a Master Delinquent!" Oolong snorts, "That's not what it looked like from my view..." "Maybe next time we'll let you handle them, huh?" You say, glaring at the pig threateningly, and he shuts up. Bulma smiles, "Alright! I'm gonna take a bath then! Oolong, this place does have a bathroom, right?" Oolong nods, and leads her off towards the bathroom, leaving you with Goku, who continues stuffing his face hungrily. > Ask Goku about his grandpa.> Get some light training in.> Get to bed early to recover.> Go outside and meditate.> Write-in.
>>4076488> Go outside and meditate.We actually have a working definition of Ki now, and it's not like we're gonna be able to do much else while recovering.
>>4076491Agreed, supporting this. But also we should use the knowledge we got from the fight and personally experiencing the Wolf Fang Fist to try and replicate that feeling.
>>4076488Oh I also forgot> Peep on Bulma.
>>4076488>Go outside and meditate.
>>4076488>>4076491This.
>>4076488>> Ask Goku about his grandpa.
>>4076488>> Ask Goku about his grandpa.>> Go outside and meditate.
>>4076488>> Go outside and meditate.
>>4076488>Ask Goku about his grandpa.
>>4076491>>4076493>>4076494>>4076497>>4076498>>4076501>>4076512>>4076523>>4076545> Go outside and meditate.> Roll 1d100!
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4076565
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4076565PRAISE OLMEC!
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4076565
>>4076574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAzVYCs4BMY
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4076565
>>4076574Welp, looks like Olmec hasn't abandoned me.
>>4076584
Just caught up again and damn Yamcha, catching a bullet with your mouth!? what is this guy? im kinda miffed that we lost but i also kinda love it
>>4076615It'll make our victories from here and out all the more sweet, you'll see.
>>4076615>>4076621I'm just curious if we actually gained anything from that fight.
>>4076633Scars and important lessons seem to be about it.
>>4076573>>4076574>>4076575> 88> (Ki increased!)"I'm gonna try and meditate," You tell Goku, before standing and walking towards the door. Before you go, you decide to leave your jacket in the house-wagon. You want to look as cool as possible for your meditation, even if no one sees. Goku nods, and you think he might have said good-bye, or maybe good luck, it's difficult to make out with the amount of food in his mouth. You step out onto the desert sands, night having fallen. It had been unbearably hot before, but now it was getting increasingly colder. You wish you'd brought your jacket, now. Still, you've already gone out this far, you need to stick out the cold, a Master Delinquent doesn't fear something as simple as the weather! Once you feel you've walked a decent distance from the camper van, you take a seat in the sands and close your eyes. What are you supposed to think about when you meditate again? You've always struggled with this part, just sitting still and doing nothing really, really doesn't feel like training. Although, now that you think about it, you do have some idea of what you should be going for now. The strange energy that Yamcha was giving off, the fact that even though his fists stopped, the attack still hit you... that must have been Ki. Of course, Yamcha didn't exactly seem like he was some kind of zen master, or like a pervert during that fight. During that move especially, Yamcha was probably the angriest you'd seen him during that whole fight. But is anger really the trick to uncovering Ki? If so, why would Roshi ask you to meditate on it? Wouldn't that be uneffective as training? Or, you think, what if you've been too narrow minded this entire time? Although your expose to Ki's been limited, you think you might have just grasped it. Rather than unlocking your Ki through any specific emotion, you draw it out through whatever thing it is that drives you to carry on and keep going. Whatever emotion it was that convinced you to get back up and keep fighting during your battle with Yamcha, that's what you need to meditate on.> Focus on your urge to protect your newfound friends.> Focus on your rage at being defeated by Yamcha.> Focus on your need to surpass Urameshi.> Write-in.
>>4076686> Focus on your need to surpass Urameshi.
>>4076686> Focus on your need to surpass Urameshi and Yamcha
>>4076686>> Focus on your urge to protect your newfound friends.I get the feeling that we never had any real friends before but people looking to ride off of our success, with these people we have something to fight for, people we will fight for
>>4076686>> Focus on your rage at being defeated by Yamcha.
>>4076693I think Kazuma is going to need more time to realize that he now has actual friends
>>4076693I wouldn't really call them friends, at least not right now. we only joined up with Bulma to get a paycheck and grow stronger, and Goku is only really around because we have his grandfather's Dragon Ball.
>>4076686>> Focus on your need to surpass Urameshi.
>>4076686>Focus on your urge to protect your newfound friends.
>>4076702>>4076700He watched a Goku came willing to his add against a superior enemy one that he can't beat if that doesn't make his friend then anything will. besides, we are meditating this is the time to character development and internal revolations!
>>4076686> Focus on your need to surpass Urameshi.WE'RE GONNA GET THAT FUCKER BACK SOMEDAY!!!
>>4076712Goku might consider us a friend, but Kazuma probably wouldn't.
>>4076722Goku is currently our sparring partner and underling who's "secretly" stronger than us.We really gotta get him some new clothes next time we stop in a city.
>>4076722little dude was about to fight a guy that can punch you with air, only a true friend trys to do that
>>4076700>>4076702Goku has called us his friend several times now, and we've had a few bonding moments with Bulma as well. It really wouldn't be that weird for Kazuma to start thinking of them as friends.
> Focus on your urge to protect your newfound friends.Friends first, revenge on Urameshi and Yamcha second.
>>4076730I just feel it's too early for a punk like Kazuma to start believing in the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! bullshit. Maaybe during Roshi's training if we go that route.
>>4076686>Focus on your desire to beat everyone who defeated you. Urameshi, Yamcha, even Goku someday. You refuse to be weak!
>>4076748Supporting
