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For the next three days, you travel northwest, although the travel is somewhat infuriating. Not only are you stuck riding with Bulma, who was still angry about the panties situation, but Goku's Nimbus turned out to be, while amazing for Goku, incredibly annoying for the two of you. You already know you couldn't ride it, but the realization that Bulma couldn't only served to piss her off more, and Goku's continued speed infuriated Bulma.

Even as the next Dragon Ball grew ever and ever closer on the radar, Bulma's mood hardly improved. Even now, as Goku soars overhead, she keeps her eyes focused on him, grumbling to herself.

Soon, Goku looks back, and seeing you lagging behind, slows down. "You guys are real slow, y'know!" he says, before speeding off again, flipping in mid-air, cheering and laughing as he does so.

"Hey, twerp! You better pay attention to where you're going! You're going way too fast!" She says, leaning out the car window to yell at Goku. As she does, you watch as the car careens away from the already bumpy dirt road and over a decently large hill, sending the car flying. After a crash landing, you and Bulma crawl from the wreckage of another of her destroyed capsule cars. With a wail, Bulma falls down onto the dirt where she sits down and lets out a groan. "Not again..."

"Whoa! Are you guys alright?" Goku soars down to the two of you, earning a cry of frustration from Bulma.

"Does it look like I'm alright, you idiot?!" She snaps, glaring up at Goku, who shrugs, before hopping down off his Nimbus.

"I guess not," He says as he approaches the two of you, before noticing one of the Dragon Balls had fallen from Bulma's bag, and was now laying in the dirt, where it had begun to glow.

"That means another one must be nearby!" You grin, thrilled to hopefully be done with travelling with Bulma as the driver. You turn towards her to see her mood completely changed, with a big grin across her face as she starts pulling out and checking the radar.

Bulma grins, before point off towards the west. "It's somewhere in that direction!"

"I can see a village!" Goku shouts, and once he points it out, you can see a blurry speck on the horizon that might be a village, but you're amazed that Goku can pick it out from that distance.

> Go after the Dragon Ball directly.
> Pay a visit to the village.
> Let Bulma search while you and Goku train.
> Write-in.

>>4064910
>> Go after the Dragon Ball directly.

>>4064910
>> Pay a visit to the village.

>>4064910
>> Pay a visit to the village.
Get a grasp of what it's like there first. Need to find a vehicle anyway, unless Bulma has even more capsule cars.

>>4064910
>> Pay a visit to the village.

>>4064910
>> Pay a visit to the village.

>Pay a visit to the village and along the way think about Ki.

>>4064947
All of my this.

>>4064947
Sure

>>4064947
...I get that Ki is a big priority but I really don't think going this far is going to do anything.

>>4065033
Talking about going too far to get ki, what if we slap a T-Rex and then run or die? That would surely unlock ki from the sheer terror and adrenaline rush

>>4065040
Didn't work with the tiger, though. Maybe we just weren't scared enough. You're right, let's try it with a T-Rex. Worst case scenario, we wait until they get the dragonballs to be revived!

>>4065040
>>4065049
Guys, we're not Gohan. I don't think being chased by a T-rex is going to work out for us.

>>4064910
>Pay a visit to the village.

>>4064910
> Pay a visit to the village.
We could probably use some supplies anyhow

>>4065033
We dont transform when the moon is full, we dont get stronger when we almost die, nor do we spit out eggs or grow super big. Kazuma needs every edge he can get and ki mastery seems like a good equalizer no?

>>4065105
Yeah but "Think about Ki" isn't really all that helpful

>>4065110
Master Roshi literally told us to meditate on our Ki for an hour every day if we want him to train us.

That's basically just us thinking about Ki.

>>4065110
IC our character does not even know what ki is. Thinking about it can lead to perhaps a lower DC when trying to use it. And plus it gives a chance for QM to world build before the next scene.

>>4065114
I wouldn't say "Meditate" is the same "go for a walk and think about stuff"
>>4065117
That's just reaching. Freebies by the QM should be given for clever write-ins, not vague ones.

>>4065114
Anon, you sound like a stereotypical delinquent. I don't think "thinking" about Ki is the same as "meditating" about it. I imagine there are two different levels of focus involved.

>>4065117
I can appreciate this line of thinking more.

>>4065117
Maybe ask people we encounter on our travels about ki. Eventually someone will know and hopefully help us.

>>4065131
I don't know about a lowered DC for using it but I can see a lowered DC for meditating about Ki if we realize what Ki actually is and thus have a clearer vision of the concept to focus on. Of course, we have to actually know what it is first, and regarding that:

>>4065154
Maybe the Shapeshifting Oolong does involves Ki? If not maybe he'd still know about it. It's gonna be our first real look at the esoteric abilities in the setting.

>>4065131
>>4065132
Of course it isn't the same, but we have to start somewhere.

>>4064947
This

>>4065154
Not a bad idea. That will probably lead up to Mt frying pan's kamehameha.

>>4065157
I'm pretty sure shapeshifting is just magic.

>>4065213
>I'm pretty sure shapeshifting is just magic.
we can learn magic

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> Pay a visit to the village.
> Try to think about Ki.

"Let's head to the village first," You say. "We can use the chance to regroup and gather supplies."

Bulma nods, "Good thinking! I might wanna get some more capsules, and we can ask around to see if anyone knows about the Dragon Ball."

The three of you begin your long trek towards the village, although you linger somewhat, falling behind the pace of Goku and Bulma as you start to ponder Ki. It's been bothering you ever since Master Roshi first mentioned it days ago, and you feel like you still haven't made any progress on it whatsoever! You've never been good at focusing on any one thing for too long, but you've got to figure out this Ki thing. Another problem is, in all honesty, you don't know the first thing about meditating.

Of course, you've seen plenty of old martial arts movies, and you know the legends of great martial artists like Master Mutaito, but it's not like any of that stuff is real, right? Plus, in those movies all the main characters are super serious tough guys who find inner peace, and you don't know if you could ever be like that. Of course, Roshi didn't seem anything like that at all. Wait!

Suddenly, as if a bolt of lightning struck you and ran through your entire body, an idea hits you. What if you've been going about this all wrong? You've been trying to think of it is you needing to learn more about what Ki is, but you have no idea how to learn anything about that, since you don't know anyone who knows about Ki. Except for one person. Master Roshi, the supposed greatest martial artist of his day, surely he must know the secrets of whatever this Ki thing is, and while you can't exactly ask him for clarification himself, you can attempt to emulate his lifestyle.

Of course, that poses different problems.

You don't know the first thing about seaturtles, and you're not exactly the best swimmer, so you're not exactly looking to go live on some island in the middle of the ocean. So, there's only one thing you know for certain about Master Roshi that you can emulate, and that's his perverted nature. But, is it worth risking your reputation as a cool delinquent and getting branded a creepy pervert? How much are you willing to give in your pursuit of power?

You are interrupted from your thoughts as you arrive at Aru Village, only to find it oddly deserted. You don't see a single person in the streets of the village, or any real signs of life.

"It's pretty quiet here..." Bulma says, looking around. "Maybe it's a ghost town."

"No," Goku shakes his head, "I can definitely sense people here."

You look around skeptically, "Really? It looks deserted."

"Hello?" Goku asks, striding up to a nearby door, "I know you're in there! Why won't you come out?"

> Investigate the door with Goku.
> Explore the quiet village.
> Perv on Bulma. For training.
> Write-in.

>>4065241
>> Investigate the door with Goku.

>>4065241
> Explore the quiet village.

>>4065241
>> Explore the quiet village.

>>4065241
> Investigate the door with Goku.
Kazuma has a truly incredible thought process

>>4065241
>> Investigate the door with Goku.

>>4065241
>Do karate chops in the air while yelling at the top of your lungs just like those movie kung fu masters do! Surely that has something to do with it.

>>4065241
>Perv on Bulma. For training.

>>4065241
>> Perv on Bulma. For training.
This is obviously going to work.

>>4065241
> Investigate the door with Goku.
>"You wanna open this door before I kick it to splinters?"

>>4065296
This right here fits perfectly.

>>4065296
+1

>>4065296
This
Also when we learn how to power ourself with Ki, how should it look like? because im thinking it should look like the ki is overflowing from our body like flames, like in the yakuza series

>>4065241
>Perv on Bulma. For training.

Training is important. Roshi 2.0!

>Perv on Bulma. For training.
Increasing our Vigor, Body, and Courage is vital

>>4065241
>>4065271
Let's do it.

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>>4065359
I can work with that honestly. Gives us a better excuse to use heat moves as well.

>>4065241
> Investigate the door with Goku.
>"You wanna open this door before I kick it to splinters?"

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> Investigate the door with Goku.

You decide, for now at least, you should focus on the task at hand, and that is figuring out what's going on with this village. You approach the house where Goku has begun knocking incessantly at the door, although to no answer whatsoever. It looks pretty abandoned, you'd assume there was no one in there, but Goku seems certain that people are still living in this village, for whatever reason.

"Hello, anyone in there?" Goku asks as he pounds on the door, to no answer. It doesn't seem like his approach is working.

"Hey, kid," you say, stepping up to the door and patting Goku on the shoulder. "Let me have a shot."

He nods, "Sure! I can definitely sense people in there, but they're real scared for some reason..."

"Oh yeah, they're scared?" You grin, before pounding on the door as hard as you possibly can without breaking it. "You wanna open this door before I kick it to splinters?" You yell, putting on your most gruff delinquent voice possible. You pound on the door for a few more seconds, and although you expect them to crack under the pressure, somehow, they don't do anything.

Bulma frowns, "You could try being a little nicer about it! We're not trying to rob them!" She complains, but you ignore her, waiting instead for any sign of life from inside. As the silence continues, your frustration grows.

"You don't wanna come out? Fine, have it your way!" You yell, before charging forward, slamming your foot into the door, bursting it open. You stop to turn back at Bulma and Goku, posing proudly in front of the now open doorway. Goku seems thoroughly amused, although Bulma is less impressed. The inside of the house is completely dark, and as you take a few steps inside and allow your eyes to begin adjusting to the interior, suddenly, you notice a figure moving inside. "Who's there?" You ask, but as soon as you let on that you're aware of their presence, the figure springs into action! Jumping at you and swinging an axe directly towards your head!

> Dodge out of the way.
> Counter the attack with a lowblow.
> Use Goku as a shield!
> Write-in.

>>4065464
>> Use Goku as a shield!

>>4065464
> Dodge out of the way.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

>>4065464
>> Dodge out of the way.

>>4065464
>> Dodge out of the way.
As funny as it would be to use Goku as a shield...

>>4065464
> Counter the attack with a lowblow.

>>4065464
>Dodge out of the way.
No need to destroy the dude's balls now.

>>4065464
>Catch the blade of the axe between your hands. Smirk cockily and say something amazing and above all else, cool. You have to be a proper role model for Goku afterall.

>>4065464
>> Dodge out of the way.
Delinquent Dodge!

>>4065464
>Catch the blade

>>4065481
Are we going to name every regular move we do? I'm all for it honestly.

>>4065483
Support

>>4065464
Changing my vote
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>>4065483

This is a good opportunity to show off.

>>4065464
>Catch the blade

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>Catch the blade.

Roll 1d100, bo3!

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4065504
Catch it with our head

Rolled 63 (1d100)

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>>4065504
Here we go

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4065504

Here's hoping.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

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>>4065513
I am disgusted with myself.

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>>4065512
We're about to catch nothing but air, aren't we? And then we're gonna get an axe to the head. And the worst part? It's gonna be embarrassing as hell!

>>4065516
Hopefully our speed is good enough that a 63 still passes.

>inb4 QM pulls a som and we fucking die ending the quest

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> 63

You stop for a second, certain that your newfound enhanced speed is far more than enough for you to grab the blade of your attacker in midair with plenty of time to spare, so you decide to take your time. You turn towards Goku and Bulma once again, offering a smirk and a thumbs-up to them both, "It's no use," You say cockily, "No one can get the jump on a Master Delinquent!" You yell, turning back towards the man in midair as he brings his axe down.

You throw your hands up and clap them together just in time for the blade to soar right past your closing hands, resulting in you clapping a few inches above the axe as it plummets down and embeds itself in your forehead.

Your eyes go wide and you let out a scream as you stumble backwards, blood gushing out of the wound. "Ow! Oh god I'm gonna die!" You panick, holding your hands on the headwound and desperately trying to halt the bleeding. Bulma rushes over towards where you're sitting while Goku pulls out his pole and leaps forward to confront whoever attacked you.

Bulma applies a bandage to the wound as she checks up on you, "You'll be alright... Don't scare me like that again! Quit trying to act cool if it's just gonna get you killed!" She gripes at you, soundingly shockingly concerned.

Your attacker, now stood in the light of the doorway, is revealed to be what appears to be a fairly average middle aged man, still clutching the axe desperately to his chest, although your reaction seems to have thrown him off somewhat. "W-wait, you're not Oolong?" Goku doesn't respond to the man, simply extending his Power Pole and slamming it into the man's crotch, felling him instantly.

"You hurt my friend!" Goku growls, sounding angrier than you've ever heard him. "What'd you do that for!?" He demands an explanation, standing over the man and managing to somehow seem menacing. He's distracted however, as a young girl rushes out from the shadow over towards him.

"Wait," She cries, "Please! He didn't mean to hurt anyone, my father is just trying to protect me from Oolong the Terrible!"

Goku starts to relax, "Well, he got us mixed up with that guy! We're just passing through." Now having heard the commotion, a group of the villagers have left their hiding places in their homes and begun to gather around the doorway.

> Ask about the Dragon Ball.
> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.
> Ask for monetary compensation.
> Write-in.

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>>4065541
I thought about it for the meme desu

>>4065548
> Ask for monetary compensation.
Then after
> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.

>>4065548
>> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.

>>4065548
>> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.

>>4065548
>> Ask for monetary compensation.
Time to act like we failed on purpose just to make him feel guilty and get money when in reality we just fucked up.
then
> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.
> Ask about the Dragon Ball.

>>4065548
>> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.
>> Ask about the Dragon Ball.

>>4065548
>> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.

>>4065548
> Ask for monetary compensation.
> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.

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> Ask for monetary compensation.
> Ask about this Oolong the Terrible.

Feeling a bit better, you stand up, with Bulma's assistance, and interrupt Goku and the man. "Now, hold on a second. Before anything else, I think I deserve some zeni, since you just tried to kill me!"

The man holds up his hands desperately. "Now, look, I was just trying to protect my daughter! Oolong's been taking girls from this village for months now! He said he'll take my girl next!"

You roll your eyes exageratedly, "Cool it with the sob story, maybe I'd be more sympathetic if you didn't just hit me in the head with an axe!" You say, before holding out your hand expectently. Grumbling, and with eyes seemingly glued to the floor, the man reaches into his pocket and hands you a stack of zeni, totalling up to 20,000 zeni. You nod appreciatively before shoving the cash into your pocket. "Now," you grin, "Let's talk business. Who's this Oolong guy?"

At the same time, Goku begins examining the man's daughter, first looking her up and down, as she apologizes for her father, before he suddenly bends down and pats her right on the crotch. Bulma immediately rushes over and smacks him on the back of the head. "Don't do that!" She hisses at him, although he seems more confused than anything.

The girl rushes into her father's arms, and he turns towards you as he holds her. "Oolong? Oolong's our worst nightmare! He's a monster who treats us like toys!"

You blink, "He's really that bad?"

"He's even worse!" He snaps, "He's a shapeshifting monster, no one knows his true form really is! He arrived months ago, and each month he's taken another daughter from the village! He's taken three so far, and mine is going to be the fourth, he warned us yesterday! But, I'd rather die than give up my daughter!"

Goku laughs, "We'll just beat him up when he comes! No big deal."

The priest scoffs, "Yeah, right! He's huge, bigger than any building in our village! Even if you did somehow manage to defeat him, you'd have to find out where he took the girls he kidnapped."

Bulma taps her chin, "Wait, I have an idea! If one of us dressed up as your daughter, and managed to trick this monster, we just have to follow them to his lair, and then Goku and Kazuma can beat him and rescue the girls, no problem!"

The priest looks incredulous, "You make it sound so easy, I'm not sure I believe you. But, I don't seem to have any other choice... Which of you will be the decoy?" He asks, as he sends his daughter to begin gathering her clothes.

> Tell Goku to play the girl.
> Offer yourself as bait.
> Convince Bulma to do it.
> Just beat the information out of him.
> Write-in.

>>4065600
>> Just beat the information out of him.
Nice and simple. Let's set up an ambush. Goku will have to be the primary fighter, though. With us being injured and all. The most we can do is throw pocket sand.

>>4065600
>Offer yourself as bait.

>>4065600
> Convince Bulma to do it.

Although if that fails, than yeah beat the shit out of him.

>>4065600
> Convince Bulma to do it.
>"I'm too obvious of a man to play the part and I'm not sure Goku can give a decent performance."

>>4065600
>> Tell Goku to play the girl.
''Me and Bulma are too tall so Goku's the only one that could reasonably do it''
>Think how the axe wound is gonna look cool after it leaves a scar

>>4065621
Oh fuck Kazuma is literally cursed to be Yamcha

>>4065625
Hey, our scar is completely original and badass!
Yamcha probably got his fucking around with his sword.

>>4065621
Only if it's just over the forehead, if it's beyond, we'll end up with a scar that forces a reverse mohawk. That would be a truly terrible fate.

>>4065627
while we got it from an old man by fucking around and trying to look cool
but yes, Yamcha is a brother from another mother it seems

Guys ask for at the very least info about a dragon ball that's near, if they don't ooloong might

>>4065633
>while we got it from an old man by fucking around and trying to look cool
If anybody asks, he tried to kill us. WHICH HE DID!

>>4065636
''And there i was in the abandoned village looking around when suddenly! a crazy man with an axe came and struck me right in the head! it was really crazy man, but i managed to beat him in the end''

>>4065635
We have the radar and Bulma's obsessed. Even if we don't say anything, Bulma will. As for Oolong, I'm pretty sure he doesn't know about them at this stage but even if he does, we still have the radar.

>>4065600
> Sweet talk Bulma into doing it. Appral to her vanity.

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Support on both account

>>4065600
>Just beat the information out of him.

>>4065600
>> Just beat the information out of him.

>>4065600
>> Convince Bulma to do it.

>>4065600
> Convince Bulma to do it.
>"I'm too obvious of a man to play the part and I'm not sure Goku can give a decent performance."

>>4066320
Support.

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Rereading the manga, Roshi was on some real shit back then. I'd forgotten how badass he was. What PL do we need to fucking throw someone with a wave of our hand?

>>4066672
Just higher than the one you are using it against. Frieza does it later too, and probably more characters.

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> Convince Bulma to do it.

You tap your chin, looking between the three of you. You definitely couldn't pull off a convincing girl, you don't even think you could get your voice high enough, let alone fit into a dress. Your delinquent pride would absolutely never let you do anything like that. Goku, on the other hand is about the same size as the old priest's daughter, but he's also Goku. He'd almost certainly blow the whole operation one way or another.

"It has to be Bulma," You say, decisively, although Bulma herself doesn't seem too thrilled at that.

What!?" Bulma protests, shaking her head and holding her hands up, "I can't even protect myself like you two can! Why me?!"

"I'm too obvious of a man to play the part, and I'm not too sure Goku can give a decent performance." You explain, and even Bulma starts to calm down, arguing less. "Besides, if this guy's a real pervert, he'll definitely like you the most!" You continue, and as soon as it's out of your mouth, Bulma immediately grows furious again.

"And just what the hell is that supposed to mean?!" She glares, holding a fist up menacingly.

"I just mean you're a beautiful young woman, blossoming in the springtime of your youth! Any shapeshifting monster would immediately want you, right?" You desperately try to flatter her desperately, attempting to avoid her opening up your wound again.

She looks at you suspiciously, "I guess so, but... how am I supposed to pretend to be her?" She asks, pointing at the priest's daughter. "She's way younger than me!"

"You can just do what you did with Roshi again, right?" Goku chips in, "That could distract him!" For his input, he earns a hard smack to the head from Bulma.

"Shut up! I'm never doing anything like that ever again!"

You interject, "He's kind of right..." Before Bulma can hit you, you hold up your hands and begin to explain desperately. "I mean, obviously don't do the same thing, but... you're smart, right? I'm sure you can convince him, and he'll probably want a hot babe like you over a young girl like her!"

"Fine," She sighs, "I guess I'll do it. But I'm not gonna do anything, y'know! As soon as things get too rough, you guys need to come save me, alright?"

Goku nods, "Sure! I'm glad you're finally doing something Bulma!" He cheerfully adds, only for Bulma to shoot him a deadly glare. However, before she can do anything or argue further, a low, distant rumbling is felt in a rhythmic pattern. The villagers start to panic, the few lingering around the doorway begin rushing off to their own homes to hide.

"He's here! Oolong's coming!" The priest gasps, looking at Bulma desperately. "Thank you, young woman! Your bravery will save our village! Your sacrifice will always be remembered!"

Bulma blinks, "Wait, sacrifice?" Before anything further, the priest shoves Bulma outside the house and slams the door shut.

> cont.

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You and Goku watch through the hole you kicked in the door as Bulma stands in the now deserted town square, looking utterly terrified as a massive monster stomps closer to her. Although he's huge and monstrous, he doesn't look too intimidating, especially considering he's wearing a suit and carrying a bouqet of flowers.

"Heh, hey! I've come for-" Oolong lets out a deep rumble of a voice, but he stops when he notices Bulma is standing there rather than the girl he was promised. "Wait, you're not my bride..."

Bulma stands, shivering with her eyes wide, staring up at the menacing figure standing over her. "I-I'm Bulma..." she manages to stammer out, and at first you cringe, thinking she might already have blown the whole operation.

However, Oolong lets out a grin, "Oh, are you scared of the way I look?" He nod, "Well, for a hot girl like you, I guess I could..." he pauses, before shouting out, "Transform!"

A large cloud of smoke appears in place of the demon that was standing there previously, but as the smoke clears, a handsome man with a long coat appears in his stead. Bulma's attitude immediately changes as the man bows, "How about this form, my lady?"

She almost drools, "Oh, uh... yeah!"

The man seems pleased with her reaction, and then glances down at her chest. "Hm... what's your bust size?"

You expect her to react violently, but to your surprise, she immediately pulls open her jacket and pushes out her chest. "85!" She proclaims proudly, and Oolong grins to himself perversely.

"Well," he says, approaching her and reaching his hands out, "How about you let me feel? Just to make sure this isn't some sort of trick!"

She just nods, "Whatever you say, Oolong-sama!" The shapeshifter approaches and nods perversely.

"Perfect! Perfect! Just as soon as I do my patented Oolong authenticity test, I'll take you to my mansion! An experienced older girl like you will be great for me!" He murmurs as he begins pawing at her chest.

Just then, Goku whispers to you, "I gotta pee! Let me out, while he's distracted!" You blink, there's no way he won't notice if Goku goes out there, and that could ruin the entire plan! You need to act fast, as Goku immediately starts to push open the door.

> Intervene now, you don't like how friendly he's getting with her!
> Let Goku go out to take a piss.
> Stop Goku from ruining the plan!
> Write-in.

>>4066772
> Offer him an empty capsule. Lookaway

>>4066772
>> Let Goku go out to take a piss.

>>4066772
>> Stop Goku from ruining the plan!

>>4066772
>> Intervene now, you don't like how friendly he's getting with her!
>> Let Goku go out to take a piss

>>4066772
>Intervene now, you don't like how friendly he's getting with her!

>>4066772
> Offer him an empty capsule. Lookaway
>''I just mean you're a beautiful young woman, blossoming in the springtime of your youth!''
damn i guess Might guy is our role model

>>4066794
support

>Let Goku out to take a piss. "I Kazuma the delinquent has got this"

>>4066772
>Offer him an empty capsule. Lookaway

>>4066772
> Intervene now, you don't like how friendly he's getting with her!

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> Offer him an empty capsule. Lookaway

You put a hand out to stop Goku, "Just... hold on!" You think rapidly, before remembering Bulma's capsules, which just happen to be in the bag he left with you. You reach into her bag and pull out the capsule case and quickly search for an empty one. As soon as you find one, you pop it open and hand it to Goku. "Use this," you tell him, and he immediately starts to drop his shorts.

"Not right here you idiot!" You groan, smacking him on the head. "Go do it in the corner or something!"

He sighs, "Fine, fine... You city folk sure are weird."

As Goku goes about his business, you go back to watching through the hole in the door, only to see Bulma and Oolong are gone! You curse, before opening the door and looking around the empty townsquare. If she already left with Oolong, and you aren't following her, who knows what might happen!

You're in the midst of panicking when Goku walks over, "What's wrong, Kazuma?" he asks, nonchalantly.

"Are you kidding? Bulma's gone! That Oolong guy must have taken her!" You groan, but Goku just laughs at your misfortune.

"Oh, is that all?" He asks, "I can hear 'em, just follow me!" You have no idea how on earth he can hear anything, since to your ears the town is just eerily silent except for you and Goku, with most of the villagers still in their hiding spots. You sigh, and begin following Goku as he leads you out of the village and down a path towards a huge mansion.

"Wait, this is Oolong's place?" You ask, looking around, impressed as you follow Goku up the tall stone stairs and through the large, imposing gates. As you enter, you see Bulma and the man from before, kissing one another. Just as you and Goku enter, the man stands and turns towards you, startled.

"W-wait, you mean this really was a trap!? The Oolong Authenticity Test failed me?" He demands, looking between you and Bulma furiously. "Fine then, Transform!" he shouts, before transforming into a massive imposing figure clad in dark armor and wielding a bowl of ramen and chopsticks. "The great Oolong the Terrible will not be made a fool of!"

> Charge Oolong.
> Go check on Bulma and let Goku handle him.
> Throw the piss capsule.
> Write-in.

>>4066953
> Throw the piss capsule.

It's too good an opportunity to pass up.

>>4066953
> Throw the piss capsule.
> pull out our pistol
We still have that on us, right?

>>4066953
>> Charge Oolong with Goku.
i think the Piss capsule might be too much, but if Akira himself wrote it then he prolly would have used it.

>>4066953
>> Throw the piss capsule.

>>4066967
You do, actually. Although it's technically Bulma's pistol.

>>4066953
>> Charge Oolong.
Bulma got tainted by Oolong, we are never going to fuck her now. (Good riddance)

>>4066968
The piss capsule is actually the smartest thing since all we have to do is look for whoever is covered in piss if he tries to fool us with another transformation.

>>4066953
> Throw the piss capsule
Ia that our new pocket sand move?

>>4066953
>> Throw the piss capsule.

>>4066953
> Use the piss capsule.
> Call it "Golden Shower Attack!"

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>>4066994
This then
>Pull out pistol and try real hard not to shoot this prick.

>>4066967
Support.

>>4066953
>>4066994
100% support

Just an idea. But if we learn a bit of transformation from Oolong and Puar, we could do shit like what Piccolo does with stretchy arms, only turning our fists gigantic. Sure it might not increase our power, but it gives us sudden reach and a chance to surprise our enemies.

>>4067092
gotta go to school for that, and delinquents dont do school

>>4066994
Support

>>4067092
That would be cool, but we might be able to do it with just Ki. If Tien can grow new limbs then is not a stretch to say we could grow the ones we already have.
I was thinking we should ask Bulma for one of these https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Micro_Band and become the Ant Man of Dragon Ball, or that one bug in the ToP except we are cool.

>>4066953

So it's agreed once oolong's jig is up we're going to tease Bulma for kissing and getting to second base with a pig right.

>>4066968

Toriyama most certainly would've used it. So >>4066967 supporting this. And

>>4067092
The future is ki, old man. Your shapeshifting will die out for big laser blasts. In all seriousness, shapeshifting would be great to have but I don't know if it's right at our current stage. Kazuma's all about gaining strength right now and shapeshifting doesn't change your strength. We'd need to spend time in the academy and that's time away from training with Roshi later. We can always do it after we finish training and reclaim our throne from Urameshi though.

>>4067127
Tien's apparently from some weird ass bloodline or some shit, ki's unrelated to it.

>>4067092
>>4067127

Also, why not use both. They basically most likely use the same source of energy if similar. We can use our cunning mind to deceive our enemies and make ourselves one hell of a tricky fighter.

>>4067141
Well, the Multi-form can be copied by others so we can start from there instead.

>>4067144
Turn into a tiny mouse or something to get in close, then return to normal size for a dick punch.

Wait a damn second. If transformation involves any kind of Ki manipulation, we can probably figure out a hint or two from Oolong. Just in that he'll know it exists but not all of its uses.

>>4067146
Multi-form doesn't get enough love, I definitely want to learn it.

>>4067092
I'm not sure how good Oolong would be in teaching anything, being who he is. I can see it as preparation for Roshi though, probably sell a lesson for Bulma's panties. As for Puar, he's super loyal to Yamcha and according to the QM, Yamcha would hate current Kazuma.

>>4067152
Someone brought up the possibility of it being magic, but I think magic and ki are both weird esoteric skills that it wouldn't be a stretch to get a hint from him.

>>4066953
>Throw the piss capsule.

i think it would be funny if we tried to get oolong to teach us transformation to learn ki, but because its magic and not ki we make literally zero progress on ki learning

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> Throw the piss capsule.

Although Goku began preparing for a fight, you instantly think of a different way to immediately put an end to Oolong's shapeshifting and trickery. You grab the capsule that Goku used earlier, and throw it with all your might towards Oolong. Only yelling a "Bulma, look out!" as warning.

"Golden Shower Attack!" Not only does the capsule erupt into a plume of smoke, but Oolong himself does as well, as the smoke begins to clear, in place of the massive, menacing monster sits an unhappy looking pig that is now soaked.

"Alright, alright! God, you didn't have to do that..." He grumbles, "I can't believe this! I'm supposed to be the bad guy here, but it's not like I've ever covered anyone in urine before! You animals..."

Bulma on the other hand, seems disgusted for an entirely different reason. "Y-you mean... I was... letting a filthy, disgusting pig do all of that?!"

You ignore both of them, pulling out the pistol you've had tucked in your jacket for several days now. You march up to Oolong and point it at him. "I'm sick and tired of these stupid games! Show us where the girls are, and quit transforming!"

Desperately his hands go up, and Oolong the Terrible trembles before you, "H-hey, now! No need for all this violence! I can explain myself!" He stammers desperately, as he begins leading you through his mansion. "See, I just couldn't get dates like this! So, I went to shapeshifting school, but, uh... due to unfortunate circumstances outside of my own control, I couldn't finish my course, so I can't stay in any one form for more than five minutes! My plan to finally get chicks totally backfired, and I had to start capturing them!"

Finally, Oolong beckons you into a room filled with the young girls presumably from the village. Although you expected them to be locked up in some horrific dungeon, instead they all seem to be living life in the lap of luxury.

"I was hoping to get girls that would listen and help take care of my house, but these ones have cost me a fortune!" Oolong complains, "Please, take them back!"

After you all take the girls back to Aru Village and Oolong washes off, he apologizes for kidnapping their daughters, and although the villagers seem pissed off, his true form was too pathetic for them to really take their anger out on him.

As you, Bulma and Goku begin deciding what to do next, one of the village elders approaches, the little old lady approaches with a grin. "You've saved our village! Here, take this as thanks!" Before handing Bulma the Six-Star Dragon Ball.

"Perfect!" Bulma cheers, "Now, we can finally move on, I never want to see that stupid pig again!"

Goku pauses, "Well, actually I figured his powers might be pretty handy, actually..."

> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.
> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.
> Leave Oolong to work for the village.
> Write-in.

>>4067174
Multi-form isn't that great of a technique though. Completely useless in a 1-on-1 fight, and only useful if you're taking on a big group of much weaker opponents, who you would probably one shot without it anyways.

>>4067185
> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.

>>4067185
> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.
> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.
> Make Oolong join.

Hey. I actually like the pig, plus it gives us a chance to watch the antics that woll ensue with Bulma.

Also. Scary thought... what're the chances we're not dealing with Anime Yamcha, but Fighterz Yamcha?

>>4067185
>> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.
>> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.

>>4067185

> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.
>Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.

And

>Tease Bulma on the way about the kiss for payback for all the times she messed with you.

>>4067193
What's the difference aren't they both still jobbers?

>>4067185
> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.
> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.
>>4067193
It will actually just be Abridged Yamcha. A stiff breeze will beat him.

>>4067189
Good for training

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>>4067193
>Also. Scary thought... what're the chances we're not dealing with Anime Yamcha, but Fighterz Yamcha?
Could be worse. Could be dealing with pic related.

>>4067185
>> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.
>> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.

>>4067193
oh god

>>4067202
Fighterz Yamcha is a damn good character - I think he went through a few nerfs actually. But checkout gameplay of him; he's pretty badass from what I recall.

>>4067207
well thankfully that only happens after Pilaf and oozaru goku so we have time to be better then him

>>4067185
>Take Oolong along and ask about ki.

>>4067200
Support

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Support

>>4067185
> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.

>>4067185
>> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.
>> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.

>>4067189
>>4067205
Pretty much this. I remember a quest a long time back before /qst/ where the players got hold of Multi-form and constantly used it to train the weaker versions of themselves and reformed for a nice boost. There's plenty of uses to a numbers advantage as well, especially for a dirty trickster fighter like Kazuma. Like spamming the shit outta Solar Flare in a cycle system.

>>4067200

All my yes. What goes around comes around

>>4067185
> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.
> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.

we can do both

>>4067240
>I remember a quest a long time back before /qst/ where the players got hold of Multi-form and constantly used it to train the weaker versions of themselves.

That was I think SOM's first Dragon Ball quest. We abused the fuck out of multiform and completely jobbed Frieza to the point where Goku didn't go SSJ.

>>4067240
That character, Kaguya, was also absurdly broken. His main power was that he grew stronger mid-fight by fighting stronger opponents, and we learned early on that multi-form helped abuse that. Beat Freeza that way.

>>4067249
We also bullet helled him with Destructo Discs letting Vegeta Galick Gun him into Namek's core.

>>4067253
Didn't we kill Vegeta in that? or was that the one with Tofoo?

I just remember Nappa being awesome from the Kaguya quest.

>>4067256
The Sayians died with Tofoo, because we had literally everyone fight them. Ox King, Roshi, Shen, and Chi-chi all helped. Super Human Quest Nappa and Yamcha were absolutely the best. So was keeping 16 alive.

>>4067262
The Toffo fight with the saiyans was my favorite part of that quest.

>>4067262
Oh right, and we had a chance to harden Goku before Raditz and the Saiyans showed up so he was okay with completely murdering them.

>>4067269
Vegeta threw dicks at Kori. He couldn't be allowed to live after that.

>>4067271
the absolute best typo ever.

>>4067262
Who were the androids in that quest, i remember lapis and lazuli were recruited to capsule corp before they were Gerofied

>>4067274
See, I thought it would have been cooler if it was Vegeta and Nappa as the androids, but IIRC it was just Gero and 19.

>>4067200
Support

Also, I was initially against waifuing Bulma but I think I'm starting to change my mind...

>>4067185
>> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.
>> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.

>>4067277
We never found out who 17 and 18 were. I remember finding a tunnel under Gero's lab with three empty pods, implying a 17, 18, and 21. SOM kept hinting that 17 and 18 would be Vegeta and Nappa though.

>>4067285
All it took you was watching her makeout with a pig huh? Odd tastes but I won't judge. Anyways, I'm still rooting for my girl Mai. Whew.

>>4067285
But Bulma's been a waifu in like three quest now. Can't it be someone else?

>>4067309
join the Launch gang

>>4067309
i have only read Som's tofoo quest, and Bulma got waifud in that so id like someone else be waifud

>>4067312
Launch or Mai are my top picks
gotta get that bad girl puss you know?

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>>4067309
I personally am in favor of waifuing 18

>>4067309
join the no waifus gang

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>>4067322
Mai's cute. And apparently more jacked than us.

>>4067324
18 best waifu.

But can we please not waifu Bulma? She is the easy option because she is the first female that appears and is around constantly, and there are just better options. I feel Chi-chi and Kazuma would end up killing each other, with how disreputable we are.

>>4067324
Isn't she like ten at this point? I imagine Kazuma is around 16 or 17 in age.

>>4067329
THOSE POWERLEVELS MEAN NOTHING.
They're arbitrary measurements from the anime guidebooks that fluctuate wildly from issue to issue.
They're about as meaningless as anime filler in terms of determining strength.

>>4067329
thats hot

We should really learn how to use our sword. Then people could talk about that warrior from West City. He has a curved sword. CURVED. SWORD.

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>>4067338
QM's using the 10 for Goku. It's canon here, anon. There's nothing you can do.

>>4067341
That would look pretty cool.

>>4067345
There is no way Mai has ever been physically stronger than Goku.

>>4067349
I mean we've never seen her fight before she might have potential.

>>4067349
Personally, they make more sense when you assume that power level includes equipment and weapons.

>>4067331
Chi-Chi hates delinquency so her and Kazuma is a no-go.

>>4067354
Then with our gun, sword and POCKET SAND!! we have a huge power level

>>4067354
That's what I'm assuming, because there's no way base Pilaf is four times stronger than Goku.

>>4067360
Actually true, I'll have to adjust Kazuma's PL to account for that.

>>4067354
But that doesn't make sense either, weapons can't make a dent on Goku. Oh, unless you are talking about their robots, then it makes more sense.

>>4067363
but i realized that our fighting style has one weakness, we lose like half of our power when in a tournament because weapons are banned

>>4067371
true

>>4067371
Can still throw pocket sand

>>4067367
It makes more sense when you assume that Goku has a PL of 10, meanwhile a shotgun has a PL of 5. Suddenly him taking bullets to the face makes sense. Which is pretty impressive as that means a punch from us packs a wallop equivalent to a shotgun blast.

>>4067374
i dont think the arena has enough dust to make it effective and its propably an illegal move, gotta ask the announcer just to be sure

>>4067379
We should make a move caled "Sandstorm Whirlwind". We twirl our arms at such speeds (think Flash moving his arms to create tornado's) and gather all the dust in the area, before sending it at our opponent and blinding them.

>>4067379
but it would be funny if Kazuma continues to be the moust effective fighter in the adventure, but he cant even make it to the tournament because he gets disqualified in the pre-elims

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> Take Oolong to use his shapeshifting abilities.
> Take Oolong to ask him about Ki.
> Tease Bulma on the way about the kiss for payback for all the times she messed with you.

"We should take him along with us, he'll definitely be useful." You decide. Bulma grumbles, but begins fishing around in her capsules before tossing out a boat capsule into the nearby river.

"Fine," Bulma sighs, "But only if he doesn't try to pull anything else perverted!"

You roll your eyes, "I mean, from our viewpoint it wasn't exactly like you looked unhappy about it."

"Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!"

"I don't mean nothing by it, just looked like you were the one shoving your boobs in his face." You smirk, "For such a delicate, upstanding girl, that was some shockingly lewd behavior."

"Sh-shut up! You're just a dirty, lowlife delinquent, you don't know anything!" She shouts, blushing a deep, deep scarlet.

"Maybe I am a lowlife, but I've never made out with a pig. No offense, Oolong."

"None taken," Oolong snickers from the backseat of the boat with Goku. "Trust me, she'll definitely come around one of these days! The ladies learn to love Oolong!"

"I will not you disgusting pig!" Bulma shouts furiously. Oolong starts to retort, but he's interrupted as Goku reaches over and pats his groin.

"So, you're a boy!" Goku notes, as Oolong begins squealing furiously.

"Of couse I am! I love girls and hate guys, got that?! Don't ever touch me there again!"

> Ask Oolong about Ki.
> Teach Goku the difference between boys and girls.
> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.
> Write-in.

>>4067393
>> Ask Oolong about Ki.

>>4067393
> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.

>>4067393
> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.
> Ask Oolong about Ki.

we can ask him while we're traveling.

>>4067393
> Teach Goku the difference between boys and girls.
>Also tell him to stop patting peoples groins, thats rude, and i know i am rude also but i do things on purpose.
> Ask Oolong about Ki.

>>4067393
> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.
> Ask Oolong what else he can do besides shapeshifting?

>>4067393
>> Ask Oolong about Ki.
Friendly reminder that in canon the boat runs out of gasoline. The perfect opportunity to finally use that fuckhuge sword... as a paddle.

>>4067393
>> Ask Oolong about Ki.
>> Teach Goku the difference between boys and girls.

>>4067393
> Ask Oolong about Ki.
> Teach Goku the difference between boys and girls. How girls drool and boys rule.
> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.

>>4067404
if Bulma asks why were paddling and not swimming tease her that she would like to see us half naked (and not because we cant swim)

Fuck... we really should give Goku the sex talk soon. Along with some like basic common sense shit. Otherwise he'll keep patting girls pussies.

>>4067411
I think you mean being a player

>>4067411
But if we teach him how to do that then he won't tap chichi

>>4067415
>But if we teach him how to do that then he won't tap chichi
EXACTLY

>>4067393
>Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.

>>4067415
I meaaaaan... I kinda wanna fuck up shipping anyways tbf. Like putting Goku with Bulma? Could be fun. Besides didn't Chi-Chi like Yamcha first but switched to Goku for reasons?

>>4067416
kek

>>4067418
So what happened was Bulma caught Yamcha with another woman (which I can see happening since Yamcha was the Michael Jordan of baseball when he was playing) and that relationship promptly ended.
Afterwards in between that and getting with Vegeta, she pondered on her love life and came to the conclusion that while Goku wouldn't be a terrible partner, she missed out on that by a few years.

>>4067418
Yamcha gets Chi-Chi, Kazuma gets Launch/Mai/18/Zangya so Bulma is left with Goku

>>4067418
She was gullible and thought he loved her and then forgot about him when Goku touched her.

I'd rather we don't do any "shipping." I don't want us to get involved with other people's relationships, that's just fucking weird.

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>>4067421
Which means chances are decent we can set the two up early on. Just gotta help Goku get there... I mean, there's always the fact that marrying Bulma = A lifetime supply of food and training tools.

>>4067424
Agreed. I don't see Kazuma playing matchmaker, either.

>>4067430
I'm okay with it if only because we already took on the role of partial mentor and therefore it gives us a reason to offer dating advice.

>>4067431
>dating advice
Kazuma is a delinquent. And I don't think Goku will ever care about that shit.

>>4067418
>Like putting Goku with Bulma?
Toriyama actually regrets not doing that. I’d say let’s go for it.

>>4067431
We're about as experienced with dating as Yamcha is.

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> Ask Bulma where the next Dragon Ball is.
> Ask Oolong about Ki.

After a long while of travelling, you look back towards the pig in the backseat. "Hey, Oolong. What you use to Transform, that wouldn't happen to be Ki?"

Oolong nods, "Yeah, of course. Why, you lookin' to enroll in Shapeshifter's Academy?"

You shake your head, "No, a Master offered to train me if I could train my Ki, but I don't even know what it is..."

"Well, I could help you, but... what's in it for me?" He asks, rubbing his hands together as he looks up at you slyly.

"I won't turn you into bacon, how's that?"

He groans, "You drive a hard bargain, but alright! Look, I can't really help you much in terms of fighting," You feel your hopes dashed, but Oolong continues, "But I can at least tell you what they told me in school. Ki is an energy that exists in all living things, although most people never know it exists, it's what gives us life. With training, meditation and focus, people can use and manipulate their Ki."

"Thanks," you nod. It's more than you thought you'd get from Oolong, but not as much as you'd hoped. Now you at least somewhat know what Ki is, although you're still not exactly sure how to use it. Hopefully, you get to a place where you can meditate soon and try to figure out this Ki thing.

"How far until the next Dragon Ball?" You turn to ask Bulma, who looks down at both her Dragon Radar and her map, cross referencing the two with one another.

"We're still pretty far!" She says, "It'll be another three days until we get there."

Oolong sighs, "Damn, that's far. Where the hell are we goin', anyways?"

"Frypan Mountain!" Bulma announces, and Oolong immediately starts to panic.

"Wh-wh-whaaat?!" Oolong squeals, shaking in the back seat. "You guys are seriously going to Frypan Mountain?!"

Goku blinks, "What's so scary about this mountain?"

"A better question would be, what isn't so scary about it! For starters, the place is always on fire! It's the home of the demonic, monstrous Ox-King! Frypan is one of the only places in the entire world that's still sovereign, independent world outside the Earth Government!"

Bulma chuckles, "Relax Oolong! Goku and Kazuma are definitely strong enough to take care of some big ox!"

"Don't be stupid! The Ox-King is the strongest fighter in the world! He's over ten feet tall, and weighs over five hundred pounds! He's always on the hunt for poor, unfortunate souls that try to climb his mountain! He carries a giant battle axe, and he knows how to use it! He's been terrorizing this side of the country for years!"

"Is that stuff really true?" You ask, trying not to sound too nervous.

"I'm certainly not gonna stick around to find out!" He says, before he transforms into a fish and dives into the river.

> Dive in after him.
> Have Goku go tailfishing for him.
> Let Bulma tempt him back on the boat.
> Write-in.

>>4067442
> Let Bulma tempt him back on the boat.
> Time to go fishing with her panties!

>>4067442
> Dive in after him.
Ah yes, underwater. The poor man's gravity chamber

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>>4067434
>Listen, Goku, women are all about appearances. Style is important.
>...You're just talking about my hair again, aren't you? I told you, Kazuma, your hair is the weird one.
>What the fuck did you say about my hair?
And so Kazuma vowed to never give dating advice to Goku ever again.

>>4067442
> Let Bulma tempt him back on the boat.

>>4067442
>> Dive in after him.

>>4067442
> Dive in after him.

>>4067442
> Have Goku go tailfishing for him.
>Threaten to Gun him down if he doesn't return

>>4067442
>Dive in after him.

>>4067442

>Dive in after him and look around under the water for Anything

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>Dive in after him.

You instantly stand up, looking down into the waters of the river that Oolong just escaped into. "Damn. I'll go in and catch him!" You announce. Bulma looks at you somewhat hesitantly, but if she had something to suggest, she decides against it. You dive into the cold, rushing waters, and although you felt a moment of hesitation to leap into the rushing waters, your increased strength and stamina from your training allows you to withstand the waters fairly easily.

After a quick glance around the waters of the river, you spot the distinctive red fish that Oolong transformed into, rushing desperately back in the direction of Aru Village. You swim after him, and soon he's within reach, although in your early attempts to grab the fish, he barely slips out of your grasp, using his fish form to escape from your grip.

> Roll 1d100 to catch Oolong.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

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Rolled 54 (1d100)

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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4067520
please don't let me fuck up again.

>>4067527
I'm just gonna never roll again.

>>4067529
It’s okay. You tried your best.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4067520
It's BO3, but, what the hell.

>>4067524
Oolongs a slippery bitch

>>4067524
Honestly, we're doing surprisingly well for someone who took an axe to the head only a short while ago.

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>>4067523
>>4067524
>>4067527
> 54

You bolt your hand out to grab Oolong, and you feel a great sense of pride as you just barely manage to close your grip around his flailing, slippery form just in time to hold on to him. You swim up out of the water, but just as you hold him up in celebration, he escapes from your grasp again, this time jumping from your hand and into the water on the other side of the boat again.

Just as you're about to dive down again, Bulma sighs. "Hold on, I've got this." Goku helps you back into the boat, but Bulma interrupts, "Turn around, both of you!" She demands, and after she tells you both to look again, she's holding up a fishing rod with her panties attached.

"We'll use this!" She says, grinning nefariously, before casting the line out into the waters. Although you're dubious about this plan at best, soon enough, "He bit!" Bulma cheers, as she pulls the fishing rod back up, with the panties still attached, with an added Oolong biting onto the panties.

"D-dammit!" Oolong curses, and Goku looks at him skeptically.

"What were you thinking was gonna happen?"

As Oolong returns to his pig form and the four of you continue your journey, you turn to Oolong and hold up your pistol. "If you try something like that again, I won't go so easy on you, got it?"

He grumbles, "Fine, fine... but I want those panties!"

Bulma shakes her head, then begins rummaging through her bag, before pulling out a small candy. "Here, take this instead!"

He looks at it curiously. "Just candy?"

"Eat it! If you prove yourself useful from her on out, I'll reward you with panties." Bulma explains, and Oolong considers after popping the candy into his mouth.

"Fine enough. It's a deal, okay?!" He demands, and Bulma nods.

"Hey! I want some candy too!" Goku says enthusiastically, but she shakes her head.

"None for you!" Bulma says, but before she can say anything further, the engine suddenly stops and the boat slows to a halt, only moving along with the now gentle waves of the river.

"We're out of gas..." You note, glancing down at the meters and dials on the front panel.

Bulma turns back to Oolong, "Say, you wouldn't happen to be able to transform into gasoline, would you?"

He shakes his head incredulously. "Of course not!"

Well, one way or another, you'll be stuck there until you find some way to propel yourself forwards. "We just need to get to shore so I can use a fuel capsule," Bulma explains.

> Have Oolong transform into an oar.
> Use your big bear sword as an oar.
> Get out and push the boat with Goku.
> Write-in.

>>4067547
> Use your big bear sword as an oar.
It'll be a bit awkward to use, but we should be able to get to shore.

Honestly I think Goku can do him self but since we are already wet.
>Get out and push the boat with Goku. It's just like some training

>>4067547
>Get out and push the boat with Goku.
Stamina training.

>>4067547
>> Use your big bear sword as an oar.

>>4067547
>> Have Oolong transform into an oar.

>>4067547
> Have Oolong transform into an oar.

>>4067547
>Use your big bear sword as an oar.

Tied ey then seem reasonable
> Have Oolong transform into an oar.

>>4067547
> Use your big bear sword as an oar.

>>4067547
And also > Get out and push the boat with Goku if the previous plan fails.

Btw guys, we should learn shapeshifting, not only because is a fucking great ki control exercise, but also because it probably gets upgrades like any other ki related stuff. Just imagine Kaguya with Aku lvl shapeshifting and multiform, the trickiest fighter alive. We can also train against our clones in different forms so we get used to different types of enemies (big ones, short ones, green guys with One Piece arms...)

>>4067547
>> Use your big bear sword as an oar.

>>4067547
> Get out and push the boat with Goku.

STAMINA

>>4067547
> Use your big bear sword as an oar.
GET FIT

>>4067547
>Use your big bear sword as an oar.