>>4059096
>Your sister seems to like him and he appears to understand his place, grab his tail and calmly tell him that if he does anything underhanded to her that you will shove his tail so far up his ass that there will be fur in his gums. Your judgment has reached a fairly reasonable end point, but your father will definitely have a chance to test his character when he comes along with his harem when you introduce the girls to your parents.
He is out of the frying pan for now but soon he will face the flames.

>>4059096
>Ask him if he's joking

Hi. Glad to see you back.

>>4059096
>Ask him if he's joking

>>4059160
Glad to BE back
With all that IRL shit going on like my laptop choking and dying or my dad going to the hospital due to a kidney stone

Anyways
>writing

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The saiyan remains silent as he stands in front of you, clearly waiting for some sort of reaction from you.
And boy is he going to get one. There is a question pressing on your mind and you need to let it out NOW.
Walking up to him you start leering at the boy as you slowly but steadily tower over him and stare him in the eye as you get in his face.

Even his iron will is starting to falter as you continue to stare into his eyes without saying a word and he begins to sweat a little.
Deciding that you've built enough tension, you finally break the silence.
"Is that true? Or are you just trying to piss me off?"

"A-And what if it is?! Huh?
Yes, I said it! And I don't even care if you don't approve! I-"

Not letting him finish you grab him by the tail and squeeze it hard enough that strength leaves his muscles.
Cabba practically falls to his knees and he only manages to keep his head perked up with a little help from you.
"I don't care."

"H-Huh?"

"Elena seems to like you and that's all that matters. I got no say in the matter.
But I'm telling you this now, if you hurt her in ANY capacity I'm ripping this off and shove it so far up your ass you can brush the back of your teeth with it!
Got that?!"

He nods dumbly and you let go of his tail, at which point he does fall down and only barely manages to hold himself up before eating a face-full of dirt.
Wiping some sweat off his brows, Cabba stands up and dusts himself off.
"Y'know... I expected you to react worse to that."

"Oh I assure you that my disappointment is immeasurable and now my day is ruined!
But I'm not going to step out of line here. If she said she's willing to enter a *shudder* foursome with you then I got no say in the matter.
Just know that if this blows up in your face... and those girls eat you alive, I'll be there! Filming, judging and laughing all the way!"

Turning your back to him, you start walking back to the others before giving Cabba one final word.
"By the way, enjoy the party."

As you stomp back to the tables the mood of the place drastically drops as the people that actually care about you start noticing how miffed you are.
Right on queue just about the only two people that could cheer you up sit down next to you and start asking questions.
"A-Are you okay Eric?"
Kale asks as she touches your shoulder.

You look over her and try to find some enjoyment in her princess outfit but fail miserably.
"No..."

*sigh*
"What did that dumbass Cabba do now?"
Caulifla asks and she leans on one of the big, hairy arms of her gorilla outfit.

"He went ahead and railed my sister..."

"Oh no..."
"Ouch."

"Alongside the two Princesses."

"O-Oh my...."
Kale blushes and covers her face while Caulifla starts hissing.

"Niccce!
I-I mean damn. That bastard!"
She then leans over your back and starts whispering to Kale behind you.
"Yo that's actually kinda hot! Didn't know the little twerp got it in him!"

"Could you just... please... stop talking about him doing my sister?
I'm disgusted enough as is!"

"Okay okay! Sorry!"
"We're very sorry Eric!"

You let out a sigh and return to moping as Caulifla grumbles.
"Mmmmmmokay! You wanna be like that? Fine!
But when you decide to grow a pair, you could... I dunno! Let off some steam!"

"Let off some steam?
That's your solution?"

"Well it's better than just sitting here and looking depressed!
Come on! Do something fun!"

>You're right... I should do that. Hey Hit! Let's blow this joint and do that job of yours! I need to kill something. Slowly
>Okay. Let's do something silly then. Maybe that'll lift my spirits
>Any recommendations?
>Other?

>>4059220
>You're right... I should do that. Hey Hit! Let's blow this joint and do that job of yours! I need to kill something. Slowly

Yay for acceptable targets!

>>4059220
>You're right... I should do that. Hey Hit! Let's blow this joint and do that job of yours! I need to kill something. Slowly

>>4059220
>You're right... I should do that. Hey Hit! Let's blow this joint and do that job of yours! I need to kill something. Slowly

>>4059223
>>4059225
>>4059226
>sister gets railed in foursome
>our girlfriends (plural) recommend letting off some steam
>hell yeah!
>leave our girlfriends (plural) to go kill someone or something
"...he officially has no room to complain."
"I-I’m sure he just isn’t really in the right mood for it..."
"I guess I probably would have made the same call in his shoes."
"D’aw, Sis!"

>>4059220
>>Any recommendations?
I really want them to just shove Eric down at this point.

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>>4059255
Fuck Eric really IS turning into a Saiyan isn't he?

>>4059264
>>4059265
Sadly, the girls aren’t desperate roasties and are no doubt content with being spoiled by our cooking, sparring, amateur masseuse work, and cuddling. Still, the two putting their heads together over our newfound Saiyan-like blockheadedness might make for a fun omake.

>>4059270
>sadly
Weird way of spelling "luckily"

>>4059270
Eh the consequences of competatively large part of Eric's social circle being sayans.

>>4059271
Absolutely, it just also means that they aren’t likely to be pushing us down just yet.

>>4059270
>Caulifla
I say we get naked, get these BIG neon arrows pointing at our privates saying: BREED US!!!
>Kale
I-I'm not sure I can... that-that's too lewd
How about we just use more innuendos?
>Caulifla
Oh good idea! We'll just keep telling him how hungry we are and when he goes cooking we tell him we're not that kind of hungry!
>Kale
That's it! That's brilliant!

>Eric then proceeds to bake cakes because the girls CLEARLY want something sweet instead of meat

Anyway... I guess it's time to end this little diversion
ADVENTURE, HO!
Now buckle up kids. This one's gonna be wild

>writing

>>4059279
>Eric then proceeds to bake cakes because the girls CLEARLY want something sweet instead of meat
"Caulifla, Kale, I’m so sorry - I can’t apologize enough. I’d gotten so used to seeing the two of you as these beautiful Amazons, two of the most powerful warriors in the universe, that I completely forgot that deep down you’re still girls. Girls with needs and Saiyan appetites. You must’ve felt frustrated and ridiculous trying to get me to take a hint... Which is why I’m going to make it up to you, all in one fell swoop! I hope your bodies are ready for this, because when I’m through with you you girls won’t even remember your own damn names!"
>the girls were later discovered comatose and sick to their bloated stomachs after having been served a super Saiyan portion of the single most decadent chocolate cake ever conceived, half of it smeared across their faces
>true to his word, they could not remember anything that happened the night before, but felt both a deep longing for a repeat of their chocolatey demise and strange satisfaction of their "other" appetites for a few days
Time to nail them with the shokugeki foodgasm special!

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"Yeah, I guess you're right!"
Leaning away from them you start shouting.
"HEY HIT! HOW ABOUT THAT JOB?"

He looks up from his taco which is currently in the process of falling apart in his hands.
"What, now?"

"Yes now!
I want to kill something...
And do it very slowly."

"Okay."

What proceeds would be the most amazing thing to shout out loud, were it not for Hits murderous gaze stopping you dead in your tracks.
By using his time-skip he shoves the entire shell with everything inside into his mouth.
After some brief chewing he reaches for a napkin, cleans himself up and proceeds to take off his King Crimson outfit, under which lies his typical assassin gear.
At that point the time-skip ends and he nonchalantly turns away.
"Let's go."

It's equal parts amazing and hilarious that he just operates like that but you can't blame the guy.
Following his example, you hastily change out of your costume and don some more traditional clothes before following him.
Moving up to his cube ship, you enter the weird construct which received some alterations since the last time you've seen it.
The once transparent glass like shell of the ship has been replaced with a metallic substance. Either that or he got a simple paintjob.
On the inside you see a few items of convenience, like a toilet, a pair of comfy armchairs, a bed and a well stocked kitchen complete with a fridge packed to the brim.

*Wheeew*
"Not bad.
Did you turn this thing into a mobile home?"

"Yes.
It's much easier to be on the job when you don't have to worry about lodging or food constantly.
Mind you, my supplies are not infinite so I don't rely on them too much. They are mostly for emergencies."

"Gotcha.
So... now that we're out of earshot can you tell me something about the job?"

"Certainly-"
Hit continues to boot up the "ship" which still boggles your mind as he explains the contract.
"I get a feeling you're going to enjoy this one. From what I heard you had a run in with this one."

"Oh no...."

"It's a witch, named Towa.
She needs to be eliminated."

"God fucking damnit...
So, where did that bitch flee? Which universe?"

"The Seventh."

>>4059338
>Eric that's not what we meant-
Eric casually Messatsus the girls
>You are already fed!
Hokuto! Hundred Course Meal!

>>4059357
The question is, are we talking about The Towa from this timeline, native to Universe 6 or 7, or the time jumping one with Super Mira?

Because if its Mira I think we need Moar Guns. Mostly because of Towa. Dunno if we can take her solo.

>>4059386
Indeed infinite timeliness mean infinite Thots.

>>4059386
>>4059393
Eeeeeeeeeh....
As far as I'm concerned there is just 1 of her
And this is the same one you btfo'd last time and made her go "Nope, not dealing with this"
But Imma still need you to elaborate on that because I genuinely don't know what you're referencing

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"Wait... The 7th Universe?"

"That's correct."

"Who, if I may ask, the fuck had the brains to hire you?
Last time I checked this scantily clad whore is pretty sneaky."

"Beerus himself."

"Oh..."

"Apparently the she-witch has been a thorn in his side for a considerable amount of time.
He was delighted to hear her finally leave his realm in favor of ours, so you can imagine his disappointment when she returned.
I was contacted by his attendant to track down and deal with her. Permanently."

"But why you?
Why not go after her himself?"

"From what I gathered she's very skilled at hiding from the the god of destruction.
After all, she did survive this long without being erased."

"Or Beerus is just a lazy bum and can't be bothered to look for her."

"Or that, yes.
Regardless which one it is, we got a job.
We find her, take out anybody guarding her, deliver a body and get paid."

"Sounds neat.
Any leads?"

"None what so ever.
And I asked them several times.
Apparently she's been laying low ever since your dealings.
I guess you don't have a reputation for scarring demons for nothing."
As he finishes his sentence the ship takes off and after a few minutes it already signals its pilot with a warning.
"You better sit down."

"Oh please, I'm nowhere near as squishy as I was during our last jo-
URK!"
The cube pierces the barrier separating the seventh universe from the Void and you feel like a nail got hammered into your chest.

"Told you."

"It's not that."
You wheeze a little as your chest recovers.
"Don't you feel that?"

"Feel what?"

You calm yourself down and give the place a thorough scan.
Closing your eyes, you start getting a better picture which you describe to Hit.
"It feels... I'm not sure how this feels. Like the Universe is on fire. Millions of voices crying out in fear and... pain. Then being silenced.
Plus there are some CRAZY power levels all over the place. Ones big enough that I can feel all the way from the other end of the universe!
The hell is going on here?"

"Hmmmmm... strange."

"You can't feel it?"

"No. But it doesn't make sense.
Last time I was here I detected no such anomalies."

"You were here before?"

"Once.
To kill Goku."

"Did you succeed?"

"Yes. From a certain point of view."
Hit then pauses and starts thinking about your current predicament.
"But this is bad. If some sort of great galactic conflict happened then it'll be much harder to track her down than I anticipated."

>Does this place have some sort of... central governemnt like a republic? Might be a good idea to start there
>How about these fuckhueg powers. You can't tell me the bitch has nothing to do with them!
>Shot in the dark. Earth?
>Other?

>>4059397
Council of Towa (or less commonly bigger gathering of time breakers in general) is popular concept in fandom. I tought you knew about that.

>Does this place have some sort of... central governemnt like a republic? Might be a good idea to start there

>>4059406
>Shot in the dark. Earth?

is this the moro situation?

>>4059406
>>Shot in the dark. Earth?
Yeah it makes sense we can feel Freeza from the other end of the universe, well its either him, or....Broly.

>>4059397
Basically Towa is Demon King Dabura's Little Sister. So she's the princess of the Universe 7 Makai. Since Universe 6 and 7 are Twin Universes, there should be a version of Towa in Universe 6, like how we HAD Frost and Universe 7 has Freeza.

Towa Time Travels, depending on how that works, she might just create alteranative timelines, similiar to how Trunks Time Machine did.

There for its entirely possibly for an infinite amount of towas to be time traveling across infinite timelines at once.

>>4059431
didn't we kill the 6!towa when we killed the demon prince?

>>4059406
>Shot in the dark. Earth?

>>4059406
>Shot in the dark. Earth?

>>4059435
We didn't kill either of them. We beat both their asses, then carved The Majin M into the princes head with his own blood, and told him if he ever swung at us again we'd kill his aunt right in front of him, and make him beg for death.

>>4059471
Just demon slayer things.

>>4059475
Hey, there's a reason the entire demon race is scared shitless of The Slayer, turns out a human going into The Demon Realm and making the darkness there a part of them is absolutely terrifying. Who know?

A'ight! I'm back home
And it seems like Earth won
>writing

>>4059431
It's both
You HAVE a Towa equivalent, only she's much less impressive than her.
She's the Demon Princes aunt

>>4059408
Like the Council of Reeds?
No I wasn't aware of it. I know there is like an entire Time Breaker organization but that's it.
Don't know much about the Online/Xenoverse or god forbid the Heroes timelines

>>4059435
No, but you scarred them for life

>>4059406
>>Shot in the dark. Earth?

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>>4059478
Yeah the council is pretty much everywhe. Some people had a blast with the concept. Like TFS had their wacky Xenoverse adventures in their gaming Chanel and that's hilarious. Deamon Lord Dumplin is funny concept.

>>4059503
Majin fags need to die
Frost Demon chads rise up!
Seriously, some of the best quips are reserved for when you play as a Frieza race trooper in both games

>>4059428
We are still pre-goat
I have no intentions of covering that

"Shot in the dark. Earth?"

"I was thinking the same thing.
For some reason it seems to be a common theme between both versions that weird things tend to get attracted to your planet."

"No argument there."
As Hit turns the vehicle around, you continue surveying the place.
"Jeez. This place feels like the Wild West on PCP and Meth... Or Space-Florida."

"This place is the second lowest rated universe out of all of them so it is to be expected."

"How did it GET like this?!"

"I didn't gather much on the subject but what I know is that it's mismanaged.
Champas brother is notoriously lazy, even moreso than our destroyer. And the fact that most of the Supreme Kais were wiped out didn't help them one bit."

"I'll say..."
You look out through the dim, half-transparent wall of the ship and into the void.
Within your minds eye a Universe on fire spreads out before you. Many fear for their lives... and the odd thing is that some of them fear that it won't be taken away, that a fate worse than death awaits them. Slavery.
You put on a jacket as you feel a cold shiver hit you on the back.
You have a feeling it won't be going away anytime soon.

Desperate to turn your attention away from the raging war outside you sit down next to Hit who seems to catch on and speaks up.
"I'm glad you agreed to join. Visiting Earth will be much easier with you around."

"Why?
You were there before, haven't you?"

"Yes. But I stick out.
You'll blend in without trouble.
That is invaluable when we want to remain undetected."

"A'ight.
Then what can you tell me?
What should I expect from this other Earth?"

"Not yours."

"Care to go into detail?"

"The world has a one world government.
A monarchy to be specific... Actually, now that I think about it the entire universe is run by a monarchy.
Those seem to be very popular around here."

On one hand, the idea of an entire UNIVERSE being run by a King or something like that is ridiculous, on the other...
"Maybe it's because the place is filled with idiots and the few intelligent individuals can easily take over control of them."

"Hmmmm.
That certainly seems like a possibility."

We can't let our earths furrys discover Universe 7s earth has a bipedal dog as a king.

>>4059540
So PTO should have guessed by the Pic. They really did the universe a dirty reviving a God lvl tyrant.

Also sadly the theory on U7 and monarchies seems sadly plausible.

I would imagine that the reason the whole universe is scared, is because frieza is back in town?

>>4059572
Reviving Frieza is easily the most retarded thing the crew ever did.
As much as I adore Nu-Frieza, they should've backstabbed him
Seriously, this is worse than the Cell-Senzu debacle

With the ludicrous speed of the cube, you arrive at Earth in no time.
And looking at it fills you both with a certain calmness born of familiarity and longing, as well as slight nervousness like there's something wrong with it.
Upon closer inspection it IS like looking into a distorted mirror, all the pieces are there but there are enough differences to make it look uncanny.
It's roughly the same size with the familiar, vast blue oceans surrounding the green landmasses.
But where you'd see the familiar shape of the continents you only see landmasses with only the vaguest of resemblance.

"It's so bizarre..."

"Do you need a minute?
Adjusting to something like that can take a lot of time."

"No... let's rip off this bandaid and get it over with.
Take us down."

"Understood.
Just brace yourself for further shock."
You don't know what he means by that and frankly, don't want to.

Making sure to avoid detection as much as possible, Hit lands in an uninhabited area and thanks to the speed of your vehicle you bypass all of the planets monitoring systems before they could pick you up.
Leaving the cube, you take a deep breath to acclimate to the new atmosphere.
"The air feels nice. Very fresh...
You know, it feels a lot better than it looks."

"I wouldn't know about it."
Hit then rummages through his equipment before tossing you a pair of binoculars.
"Here. There's a city in that direction. You should take a look."

"Whoa..."
As you look through the binocs you see what could only be described as "retrofuturistic".
Spherical buildings both on the land, raised high as skyscrapers into silo like structures, or globes stuck on the top of large spires like you were in the Jetsons... or Cloud City.
"A-Are those... conventional PLANES?!"

"No. Flying cars."

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"They have regular four wheeled vehicles as well but the upper class have access to flying ones as well.
From what I observed they got quite large of an operational range, capable of flying from one continent to another."

"THIS IS INSANE!"

"And that's just the surface-"

"HOW DID THESE GUYS INVENT FLYING CARS?!"

Hit, confused by your reaction tries his best to explain it to you.
"To me it seems like these humans are different from you. The average intelligence seems to be lower and there are a lot more erm... less mentally capable individuals.
But in turn they got a fair few more geniuses as well."

"This is such BULLSHIT!
Just because we went the jack of all trades route we don't get flying cars?!
I CALL HACKS!"

"Calm down...
You need to focus on the job."

"Right right..."
You take a few deep breaths and steady yourself.
"So how do we do this?"

"I was thinking we split up.
You cover Earth, I'll scour the rest of the universe for potential clues.
We keep up communications and notify the other.
Sounds good?"

>Sure
>I think we both better stick to Earth
>Let's not split up. That only invites trouble
>Other?

>>4059584
>Sure

>>4059584
>Sure

>>4059584
>Sure

>>4059584
>Other?
"How quiet do you want to keep this? Would it be problematic if I get a hold of the boys and girls from the Tournament to help me get my bearings?"
"Actually, come to think of it, I DO know one other person that could potentially provide a lead if Towa's been deviating from her usual modus operandi... If we're willing to deal with time travel red tape."

>>4059584
>Sure

>>4059598
I think she needs to be the last resort if we cannot pick up anything.

>>4059598
I'll say no to Time Loli for now
The other? Well... I was going to do that anyway
>writing

>>4059635
>I was going to do that anyway
Hah. Who needs psychic powers when you’ve got Common Sense?

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>>4059637
Sadly one of these is rarer than the other.
Can you guess which?

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Oh and since the universe has been shafting me so much recently, I thought I might share the love a bit
Don't know if y'all have seen it. I just think it's funny
>>4054546

Big think

>>4059657
Som is just that despised huh. I wasn't around for his quests but i heard something about gary-stu Cell and ignoring dice or something?

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>>4059661

>>4059657
He really proposed a knock-off quest?

>>4059662
He ran his quests with the mindset that he was competing against the players, not working with them to make a story and this created a lot of problems.

>>4059666
Better
>>4058196

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"Nah. That's a solid idea.
Got a scouter on you that I can use or something?"

"Better."
Reaching into his utility belt Hit hands over something that looks like an earplug.
"It's a communicator. Lacks the scanner functionality of the Saiyan scouters but much more conspicuous and doesn't muffle your hearing.
We can talk over long range with these. Just tap it if you want to talk.
Oh and... take this as well."
He hands over a pair of sunglasses for you and points at your eyes.
"Those stand out."

"Okay. So I'll handle Earth, you search elsewhere.
How should we handle it? Whoever finds it handles it?"

"Depends. If there's time we should probably wait for the other.
However if you think the opportunity is going to slip away feel free to act."

"Got it.
And how loud do you want this?"

"As necessary.
Keep a low profile until we find her so you don't scare her away.
Afterwards? As loud as you please."

"A'ight. I'm heading out then."

"Stay safe."

As the space ship leaves the planet in the blink of an eye so do you make your way to the nearest city at blinding speed with the intent of jumping in head first and get used to your new environment quickly. And BOY was that a mistake!
It seems like such a simple plan: Go in, find the nearest place where you can exchange precious metals for cash, then proceed to someplace where you can get some information.
Easy, tried and true...
But you severely underestimated the culture shock.

Almost immediately you spot more than a few... oddities.
For a moment it seems like your eyes are playing tricks on you, so you rub them clean and... nope. Those are DEFINITELY furries. Well, anthropomorphic animals but still!
And... are those FUCKING DINOSAURS?! What sort of a loopy land IS THIS?!

Feeling an uncontrollable urge, you immediately press the button on your communicator and start shouting.
"HIT!
What the hell is this?!"

"What do you mean?
What's wrong?"

"I'm going to fit in?
I'm freaking out over here! There are beast men everywhere!
Living, walking, talking DINOSAURS! One of them is on a mobility scooter!
I'm going fucking insane man! How did you think I'd fit in here?!"

"..."
No answer.

"Hit...
Did you think... that these creatures look like me?"

"...No?"
That pause. That fucking pause.
You cut the line.

"Purplepenisheadedracistass-"
You mumble to yourself as you desperately try to keep your cool.

>>4059657
Everyone is justified in voting No.
He's truly the worst QM, and an absolutely trash person.

"Okay... calm down Eric, calm down!
No need to be weirded out! They are just furries...
Oh god it's so weird!"

Luckily nobody, or at least very few people seem to care about your slight panic attack.
But with a few breathing exercises you regain control over your actions and exhale with relief.
"Right... Back to work!"

After overcoming the initial shock actually navigating around isn't that hard, since for some reason the people here also developed english. Lucky.
Just like back home you find the first trader that you can get and dump an entire bar of solid gold on him in exchange for some cash.
But unlike back home you don't know if he's scamming you or not. Honestly, it doesn't even matter since you're not going to spend too much time here anyway.
In the end you get a spiffing briefcase filled to the brim with fat stacks of hard cash, the so called Zeni.
It's hard to estimate just how much they are worth but judging by the large numbers on the bills, you'd guess its value is somewhere around the japanese Yen.
And if you were a weeb you'd know how much that is.
Oh well.

The guy behind the counter barely seems to care or notice your apparent confusion with the currency so you can leave without any interruptions.
"Okay. Dosh acquired. Now I can actually do stuff.
But what to do, what to do..."

>If playing D&D taught you anything, it's that a pub is the best place for gathering information!
>You could ask some locals for help. Shouldn't be too hard finding them with power sensing alone
>Start looking through recent events to see if you can find something out of the ordinary. A newspaper or a library would do fine
>Other?

>>4059712
>>You could ask some locals for help. Shouldn't be too hard finding them with power sensing alone

>>4059712
>You could ask some locals for help. Shouldn't be too hard finding them with power sensing alone

>>4059712
>You could ask some locals for help. Shouldn't be too hard finding them with power sensing alone

>>4059712
>You could ask some locals for help. Shouldn't be too hard finding them with power sensing alone

Kinda wonder if the Pub option is Launch

>>4059712
>You could ask some locals for help. Shouldn't be too hard finding them with power sensing alone

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>>4059721

>>4059728
Does this mean I'm an idiot?

>>4059712
>You're not a master psion for nothing. See if you can glean any unusual information from the collective consciousness of the people in this city.

>>4059731
No, it means I am
But yes, yes it's Launch

Well can't say I didn't expect this
Though it still hurts somewhere deep inside
>writing

But over all I think y'all are gonna enjoy this

>>4059775
tbf, who were the characters in the other options?

>>4059782
think launch was in the pub, Maybe gohan is doing a book signing in the library for his new book on KI?

>>4059782
Launch was the pub, the other was Mister Satan and his family

>>4059782
I'm almost certain powerlevels are gonna give us Tien, Piccolo, or Vegeta since they're the ones most likely to be flexing their ki while training.
I left out Goku because he's probably on King Kai's planet ignoring his flexible Chinese wife for whatever reason.

>>4059782
>>4059786
>>4059788
>>4059792
Could’ve been interesting running into Krillin on the clock doing police work when we moved to lend a hand, or 18 while she’s out shopping.

God, imagine running into Yamacha who freaks out at seeing us outside of training?

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>>4059788
>Launch was the pub
oh no
>the other was Mister Satan and his family
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

>>4059792
To be honest Chichi aged like milk.
While she was still very hot after birthing Gohan, after Goten she started undergoing the asian aging where all those years of aging she managed to skip hit her at once

>>4059803
I'm pretty sure Bulma started aging backwards at some point

>>4059814
D-Did you not watch Broly?
That's literally what she did. DOES!
Every so often she gathers the dragon balls to age herself back one or two years

>>4059814
>I'm pretty sure Bulma started aging backwards at some point
Well she did want to use the Dragon Balls to look 5 years younger in the Broly movie. Wouldn't be surprising if she's done it a few times before then

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>>4059803
This is her during the Buu saga when she bothers to actually dress up a bit.
She may be a bitch, but she's a decent looking bitch.

>>4059823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0N2HluuoeQ
And the rest of the time she looks like this

Bulma might be vain but she's always classy...
Well except when she rocked the afro. That was a bit stupid. And funnily enough that's when she looked the oldest.
*sigh*
She's still such a babe though. The manlet was lucky

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>>4059803
>To be honest Chichi aged like milk.
A shame she didn’t dress casually more often.

>>4059832
What is it with Dragon Ball wives being stupid and trying to scold people who could crush them like ants? Feels like Videl is the only one who has the common sense to not fuck with someone like Buu or Beerus

>>4059838
I think you got it wrong. She dressed casually TOO often.
This is her trying to look good like >>4059823
said

>>4059832
Most women look like shit without a little makeup anyhow, so I'm not surpised.
She cleans up nice though and that counts for something.
Bulma's got it going on though.

>>4059840
That's mostly Chichi
At least Bulma has the brains to not confront them directly. Still, her trying to seduce ZAMASU is equally as retarded... but to her credit it worked with everyone before so... eh.

And Videl still CHOSE to stay in the ring with Spopovich. Remember that

>>4059846
Bulma straight up slapped Beerus cause he ruined her birthday so I doubt she has as much brains as you think

>>4059841
I mean, that’s what she calls it when she opts for that getup over yet another cheongsam or whatever she was holding.

>>4059856
Oh riiiiiight.
Slipped my mind. And that was right after he whooped every Z fighters ass too...
Carry on then

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Well... as tempting as doing the traditional hitman things of gathering info are, it's kinda impossible when you are so out of your element you're literally in another universe. So rather than doing that you decide to cheat a little and get some "insider help".
Closing your eyes you focus and send out a psychic ping which functions as a sonar. The wave washes over the entire planet before circumventing the world, turning back and hitting you on arrival.

With that little trick you managed to pinpoint every major player on the board.
Well... their energies. You got no clue which one belongs to whom, with only one or two exceptions.
The things that are certain are as follows: Goku and Vegeta are not present at the moment, and the only ones you can kinda guess are the namekian, that infuriating half-blood and Krillin.
That pretty much settles it as well. While that Piccolo fellow might be dependable you're not exactly on the terms where you'd just pop in and ask a favor from him.
With Krillin however you were much more cordial.

"Guess that's it then...
Hmmmm. He's not even that far from here."

You think for a moment about taking a cab or walking there... but you don't exactly have the luxury of taking things slowly or the know how to hail a cab here.
So that means your only option is to hide in an alleyway and fly up without anyone seeing you.
After taking to the skies, you make your way over to the other city where you can feel the little buddhist moving around.
"Hmmmm... he's quick. Maybe he's in a hurry."

You spot a big billboard with the message "WELCOME TO SATAN CITY!" plastered over it.
Either this is an elaborate joke you're not getting or you're about to see some shit...

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You land a bit away from prying eyes and with a brisk jog make your way to the place where you feel the energy heading.
But way before getting there your other senses start picking up things which offer a bit of clarity to you as the sound of police sirens can be heard blaring in the distance.
Deciding to stop in the middle of the road, you wait patiently while the other pedestrians are warning you to get the hell out of the way.
In a few seconds you spot the cause of all this ruckus: A duo of robbers riding a hoverbike, with one of them driving and the other looking backwards and firing a machine gun indiscriminately.

Behind them is the man you're looking for: Krillin.
Well shit, he really is a police officer. You kinda forgot about that.

As the two lunatics continue to fire wildly the streets empty with people running inside wherever they can, all except you.
The driver notices you and instead of trying to steer clear, he seems intent on running you over... or. No.
In the last moment he changes his course and leans to the side. At this rate he'll pass you by without an issue.
Which is when he fucks up and reaches for your briefcase full of cash. He expertly grabs on but when he zooms past the poor idiot almost ends up dislocating his arm as his bike continues to zoom past you.
The two of them still suffer some rather serious injuries as they tumble on the ground, but you made sure to cushion their fall just enough that they won't die outright.

It's at the moment that the bike crashes into a nearby tree and explodes when the cops arrive.
The cars and the one bike all stop and the busy officers quickly get to work.
Krillin is however hesitates when he spots you. Taking this opportunity, you raise your hand and smile.
"YO!"

"Oh wow! I thought you looked familiar!
Eric is that really you? My..."
He looks you over nervously.
"Y-You got quite jacked!"

"What can I say? I've been busy...
I hope you don't mind but I wanted to lend you a hand."

"Oh no, not at all!
I would've done it myself but... you know.
Gotta make sure nobody gets hurt first."

"Yeap."

"So anyway, what brings you here?
This is quite far from your home..."

>I'm here on "business". Thought you might be able to help
>Not here. Know any place private?
>Other?

>>4059926
>Not here. Know any place private?

>>4059926
>>Remember Gokus long distance frien, eal fondness for the color purple, major obsession with being On Time? I’m helping him on a local contract and thought you might be able to help.

>>4059926
>Not here. Know any place private?

>>4059926
>Not here. Know any place private?

>>4059926
>Not here. Know any place private?

>>4059926
>Not here. Know any place private?

>>4059926
>Not here. Know any place private?

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...part of me really wants someone to ask us for our autograph, forcing us to explore that we are NOT, in fact, Barry Kahn.

>>4059975
explain*

>>4059975
Is Barry even popular anymore or was his career ruined after he turned into a Kaiju?

Anyway
>writing

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"You know, I've been traveling around. Thinking of buying some milk and eggs...
Also helping one of Gokus long distance friends-"

"Which one because there are a lot of those?"

"Oh... you know. Killed Goku?"

"That... didn't narrow it down."

"Likes the color purple, big hard on for being punctual. I guess you could say he likes being on time..."

"Oh. Oooooooooh."

"Yeah. Now you're getting it.
Any chance we could talk somewhere more... private?"

"Y-yeah sure thing."
Turning to his colleagues, whom are busy apprehending the two criminals bleeding out on the floor with several broken bones, Krillin speaks to one of them in particular.
"Hey Sarge! Would it be okay if I left early today?"

"You kidding?
I told you already to go!
Seriously rookie, you're making us look bad!"

"Hehe... Guess my request got approved.
Come! I'll take you somewhere nice and quiet."
Though you're not exactly looking for either of those, if it's safe then it's more than enough for you.

After a brief detour to the precinct and parking down his bike, Krillin lead you through the city which is actually rather small by your standards.
However going by what he said, it's a bit trickier because the city mainly expands vertically and many people prefer keeping their homes "capsuled". Whatever that means.
It doesn't actually take you too long to get the place in question. It's a rather quaint little home, one of the few in the city that's angular and not spherical which is refreshingly familiar.

"Come on. Don't worry, it's safe!"
He leads you up to the door and after unlocking the door he starts shouting.
"Honey! I'm home! And I brought a guest!"

"Oh hey Krillin. You're early."
You hear a voice responding from inside.
"Lunch is not done yet so you'll have to wai-"
As the blonde bombshell walks around the corner and spots you she freezes for a brief moment before returning to normal.
"Oh. Hi kid."

"Miss 18."

"Please. Just call me 18.
Everybody does."

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Aaaaand that's where I'll leave things off for now
And where we shall continue from later
It feels good to be back!

Will post soon when can I run again
Take care until then

>>4060072
thanks for the run nega-son

>>4060072
Looking forward to it man! It was great having you back!

>>4059991
As for Barry... it seems to have gotten swept under the rug, with the idol chick blackmailing him into not being a dick to his coworkers with proof of his transformation and generally douchebaggery. However his career is still intact.

>>4060065
>As the blonde bombshell walks around the corner and spots you she freezes for a brief moment before returning to normal
Oh yeah. It's all starting to come together.

I don't remember. Was this the quest where we got sent on a time patrol/Towa quest and copy of android 18 showed up or was that an Omake?

Neither
You did have a run in with the TP thanks to Towa but I don't recall any fake 18's

>>4060154
We joked about stealing 18s for ourselves from alternate timelines where she stayed single, but that’s about it. We’ve all acknowledged her as best girl ooc though, she just happens to be off the table in this particular quest. Gentlemen’s agreement.

Yo!
I've been meaning to do a little side story this week but as you know I couldn't for obvious reasons
So this may seem like a last minute thing but I actually planned it a while ago
Will write it soon

>>4060121
It seems like U7 Earthlings collectively suffer from Alzheimers because no matter how many times they see crazy shit broadcasted on a worldwide scale, they always seem to forget shit and act just as surprised the fifteenth time as they did the first

>>4060243
>best girl ooc
That's real 21

>>4062924
At the very least the reason they forgot Buu and the planet exploding is cause of the dragons balls.

Dont make me explain how they keep forgetting about the mysterious disappearing and reappearing moon though thing has been destroyed like 2/3 times by now.

>>4062956
How about Cell drinking entire towns like they were fucking Capri Suns

>>4062956
How about Ki or magic mumbo jumbo?
In like the last 5 WMA Tournaments people displayed superpowers, yet everyone acts like they are something new
FUCK! King Piccolo was swinging his big green dick around enslaving the world TWICE! Yet nobody knows who dat green boi wearing a turban is!
Vegeta is not recognized as a terrorist... heck, nobody seems to recall him

OH and I JUST remembered that when Inconscpicuous old mand and Mime showed up NOBODY batted an eye at the fucking Red Ribbon symbols.
That'd be like someone not recognizing a plainly visible Nazi armband on someone IRL

>>4062974
>Mengele comes back from assumed death with superpowers
Truly, they live in the strangest timeline.

>>4062974
I mean. that probably has happened in real life. people would give them dirty looks but not do anything about it so they don't get pulled into a confrontation.

The door of the small house swings open as a pair and their little girl enter.
"Good morning!"
Gohan greets the owner.
"Hello Turtle!"

"Good morning!"
His wife also makes her presence known.

"Oh... Gohan! What a pleasant surprise!
And Videl, it's always good to see you! You know, I was afraid you might end up as Chichi but motherhood looks good on you!"
The old pervy hermit then walks up to the little Pan in Videls arms and begins cooing at her.
"And lookie here? Who came to visit old Master Roshi? Why if it isn't my favorite girl on the whole planet!
Coochie coo!"

While the old guy's busy playing with the toddler, his trusted friend tries his best to take over him as the host.
"To what do we owe this pleasure Gohan?
You don't usually visit us like this..."

"That's right, and I'm sorry.
Master Roshi-"

"Huh?"

"I've come to ask a favor from you."

"Well do go on son.
As far as I'm concerned you're family so ask away!"

"I'd like you to train me!"

"Please Master Roshi! He needs this!"

"Sorry Videl. My answer is no..."

"But why?
Didn't you just say he's like family to you?
Is it really that much to ask?"

"No, that's not it.
The sad truth is that I don't have much to teach him. Gohan is already well past the power I could bestow upon him.
Frankly, he'd be wasting his time being tutored by me."

"You misunderstood me Master-"
The Turtle Hermit awkwardly looks over to him with a slightly surprised expression.
"I said I want to train under you, not that I want to get stronger."

"Come again?"

"All I had up until now is power.
Ever since I was a kid I had more potential strength than anyone else! But I never learned how to use it!
Whenever some new threat showed up we were busy "getting stronger". And look where that got me.
Against the Saiyans, on Namek, with Buu... every time I was trying to get stronger and stronger... and I did. But even now I don't know how to fight, all I know is how to throw my weight around.
So no, I don't want to be "trained". I want to learn martial arts!"

Master Roshi grinned.
"Heee heee heee. Well it's about time! I was wondering when it'd occur to you! So much for bein' a genius ain't that right Turtle?
But before I say yes, tell me... what made you think about it?"
Instead of answering Gohan just gently reaches for the hand of his wife.
"I see... Well I guess your instincts as a father and a husband finally kicked in.
Okay, I see no problem with teaching you the ropes. But I'm warning you, I won't go easy on you just because you're Gokus kid.
In fact... I think I'll go on you extra hard. You still okay with that?"

"Yes Master!"

"Good.
Then I suggest you go home and enjoy yourself for one last day.
Because starting tomorrow... I'm putting you through hell!"

>>4063204
Yeah!

>>4063204
>Cuckhan is training
nothing will come of it

I wonder what the girls are doing now that their attempted initiation of sexytimes encouraged Eric to go on an assassination job in another universe. Knowing Kale she's probably only slightly disappointed but Caulifla is defiantly complaining on 4chan about it.

>>4063314
If he continues to power up, his eventual offspring will put Cuckhan and Pan to shame.

>>4063314
Kale is actually the more upset one
Caulifla finds it hot and the only thing that bothers her is that she doesn't have the time to touch herself

>>4063327
>Caulifla finds it hot and the only thing that bothers her is that she doesn't have the time to touch herself
Not with that attitude she doesn't.

>>4063314
>>4063327
That hilarious moment when they start getting a little desperate and potara up to see if Kefla can think of anything. She wants to go back to the beach because it sounds fun, romantic, and a good excuse to skimp it up without embarrassing themselves. Just one condition: this time Kefla gets to cuddle at sunset with Eric!

>>4063327
I think we could make it worth the wait for them, we could learn multiform while we're here. While I was thinking about how nutting while split into 2(or 4+ for double spitroasting or Bukkake) would work, by complete accident I think I solved the mystery of fusion breeding, I have named my discovery Gappy's law after the 4 testicled wonder himself. When you split the cum in your balls is evenly split between you and your clones until you merge back into a single person. The biology invigorating properties of Ki naturaly increase nut volume by a huge amount and speeds up recovery so theres no concern with the copies having inadequate loads. It was when I applied this property of cellular distribution to females that I discovered the answer to fusion reproduction. When a fusion that had been fertilized de-fuses as long as the zygote devided at least once then half of the cells will be present in each fusee, and the split halves of the zygote will devolp into 2 identical twins with the genetics of all 3 parents carried by 2 different mothers. Another realization is that if a fusion occurs while 2 fetuses that are incompatible of fusion are present, the most likely reason being different sexes, then the fused being would be carrying both offspring as fraternal twins until the fusion ended. The only situation that is not accounted for is if a fusion carried a fetus long enough for it to develop significantly before defusing, but if Kefla could remain fused for that long it wouldn't be a problem. My guess is that there is a 50/50 chance for who will carry the offspring of the fusion when they defuse, possibly even a direct choice by the fused being itself for which of thier component beings carries it, this chance/decision would happen again every time the two fused and defused.

>>4063854
Autism.

>>4063854
Bukkake? What a lame application of Mutiform. Step aside nerd, feast your eyes on the true potential of the Multiform technique. https://youtu.be/cJtrHIMmMy4

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>>4063854
Sometimes I am terrified by the capacity of the human mind
But times like this, it makes my peepee hard and I don't like it

>>4064096
Blessed Binyot

>>4064096
I mean, we’ve already used telekinesis and such to single-handedly do the work of a fully staffed kitchen. Between that and our magic, splitting into multiple selves to cook is kinda redundant.

>>4065874
It's not redundant at all, with multiple bodies we can engage in multi-person kitchen theatrics that we couldn't before! There's probably some other benefits too (like in the bedroom, and social interaction), but the theatrics is the important part!

>>4066110
Let's not go full Dr Manhattan shall we?


Anyway Im planning on running tomorrow see you goys there

>>4066393
Cool. See you then, Nega-Som.

I can't wait to see Towa's face when we show up again like a slasher villain that the protagonists thought was dead and gone.

>>4066409
Especially with our new and improved majin form!

"Okay 18!"
You respond with a bit more confidence this time.
But it's still quite weird referring to someone as a number. Whatever.
"And if it isn't Marron!"
You kneel down and look at the noseless girl.

She pops out from behind her mothers legs while still holding her hand.
"Hi Mister!"

"You've grown taller since last time haven't you?"
She chuckles as you measure her.
"And what's this? Something grew behind your ear as well?"
Reaching past her face you magically pull out a piece of wrapped up candy and present it to her.
"Would you look at that!"

She takes it eagerly and begins fiddling with it but her mother stops her.
"Not before lunch sweetie."

"Okay mommy!"

The blonde woman then turns to you.
"Don't just stand there, come on in.
I'd like to invite you to a meal as well but I didn't expect Krillin to be back so soon, not to mention you.
Though I could get you a drink I might end up charging you for it."
She says half jokingly.

"That's okay.
I was at a party not too long ago so I'm stuffed.
But I'll accept a coffee if it's not too much trouble."

After nodding 18 leaves for the kitchen and begins setting the table for her family.
Meanwhile Krillin is continues to try and invite you inside.
"Don't just stand there! Come on in!"

"Right."
You begin taking off your shoes so you don't make a mess of things inside.
Taking a seat at the table you get served a fresh cup of hot coffee and begin savoring it.
"Thanks."

The family slowly proceed with their meal, during which Krillin starts questioning you.
"So uh... what's with those glasses?
You got a black eye or something?"

>Oh right. (Take them off)
>Sorry, they stay on
>Other?

>>4067821
>Oh right. (Take them off)
HEY 18, MARRON.
DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?

>>4067821
>Oh right. (Take them off)

>>4067821
>Oh right. (Take them off)
I wonder, can our Buu sense Uub?

>>4067821
>Oh right. (Take them off)

>>4067821
I do in fact have black eyes now, they might be disconcerting to people.

I can't believe we're going to terrify a child.
But it's funny.

Did you forget what Super Buu did to the three of them?

>>4067863
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh. It's fine.
We just have to explain how it happened and make sure we clarify that we call the shots, not Buu.
Besides, it's not like we're letting him out to say hi.

>>4067875
Nah, us and buy are partners. He isnt the boss but he isnt our subordinate either.

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>>4067829
But why? Why would you do that?

>writing

>>4067907
Some people just love being the motherfucker going bump in the night.

You realize that you forgot about the thing on your face and now look like that douche who never takes off his shades indoors.
"Oh right, sorry."

Quickly you reach for the thing and attempt to rectify the situation but as soon as you take it off you get interrupted by a girly scream. It's Krillin.
"OH GOD NO!"

His wife and daughter take a moment to realize what freaked him out but when they do their reactions are equally as strange.
Marron immediately breaks out in tears and starts bawling while 18 raises her hands, ready to smack a bitch.
"Okay! What. The HELL?!"

"What?"

"D-Dude... have you looked in a mirror recently?!"

"Oh... that.
Well at least now you get why I was wearing those in the first place.
But I certainly didn't expect a reaction like that..."

Krillin then picks up his daughter and tries desperately to calm her down.
"It's okay baby, it's okay! Everything's fine!"
Turning back to face you he begins explaining himself.
"Dude... c-can you put it back now? It's kinda freaking me out!"

"Why?"

"You mean you don't know?! You look just like Buu!"

"Buu?! You guys have a Buu?"

"Had."
18 answers your question.
"That monster made quite a mess of things."

"Yeah!
That monster... he... he killed everyone!
And when he was done he blew up the planet and THEN he almost blew up the afterlife with everyone in it!
Even after all the crazy things that happened since then nobody managed to dwarf what that... THING did!"
You feel a great amount of dread coming not only from the bald midget but his usually stoic wife and his daughter as well.
Looks like your little buddy, or at least his doppelgänger really wrecked the place.

Sighing you close your eyes and walk up to Marron who snuggles close to her daddy and lets out a fearful whimper.
Giving her as warm of a smile as you can, you pat her head and try to reassure her.
"Don't worry little lady. No monster is gonna hurt you!
I promise!"

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Sitting back in your chair you continue sipping coffee with your eyes closed.
"Dude... I know I said to put the shades back but you don't need to keep them closed."

"Nah.
I don't need eyes to see anyway.
Sorry for bringing up bad memories. I know what it feels like, being reminded of the bad times..."

"It's okay.
Not like you knew.
How did that happen anyhow?"

"I've been working on my relationship with my buddy.
It's slowly improving."

"You mean you tamed it?"

"No... educated it.
And once it knew better I made a deal with it.
Though he's still a wildchild our relationship is more symbiotic now."

"Huh... And if I may be blunt, which Buu is in there?"

"What do you mean "which"?
Buu is Buu. There is only one where I come from. Allegedly."

Krillin starts sweating nervously and adjusts the collar of his shirt to breathe a little easier.
Nervously he starts blabbering in an effort to change the topic.
"S-So anyway! What are you here for? You said you and Hit are here?
May I ask why?"

>Tell him about Towa
>Have you noticed anything strange going on?
>I'm looking for someone and need dudes to help. Got any pointers?
>Other?

>>4067953
>Tell him about Towa
>So have you noticed anything strange going on might be related to her?
>Also have you guys noticed the terror basicly radiating off of the universe? It might be related to her as Hit said it was new as he did not sense it before when he was here.

>>4067953
>"Business."
>Tell him about Towa

>>4067953
>I'm looking for someone and need dudes to help. Got any pointers?

>>4067953
>Tell him about Towa
>So have you noticed anything strange going on might be related to her?
>Also have you guys noticed the terror basicly radiating off of the universe? It might be related to her as Hit said it was new as he did not sense it before when he was here.

>>4067953
>Tell him about Towa

>>4067959
Not bad, not bad
>writing

"Well... Like I said I'm here on "business".
Very serious business."

"He means he's here with Hit!"

*sigh*
"Yes Krillin...
Anyway, I'm here about this shewho-"
You look at Marron and stop.
"Lady named Towa. Ring any bells?"

"Can't say it does."

"Yeah, me neither.
Who is she?"

That's odd.
From what you can remember she referenced this universe as being "less of a pain than you are", meaning she was definitely messing with things here.
Either the Time-Patrol handled all of that, or these guys got mindwiped to preserve continuity.
Being a time anomaly really does have its perks.

"A demon. Specifically a demon scientist.
She has a bad tendency of messing with people like pieces on a chessboard and making a mess of things.
Beerus hired us to take care of her. Probably he had enough of her nonsense."

"WAIT! BEERUS?!"

"Yeah.
So you can imagine how big of a problem she is."

"Aw jeez! I can't even think of someone who'd have the guts to mess with him!"

"In her defense she does come across as a person that thinks she's above everyone else, god or not.
I bet even if she had a direct boss it'd only be a matter of time before she backstabbed him for her own gain, but that's just my experience.
Also she has a real penchant for messing with time travel. Still doesn't ring any bells?"

"Hmmmmm... Can't say that it does.
But that bit about time travel, yeah that does sound like it'd get Beerus angry.
Apparently traveling to the past and altering it is a big nono. But what does she look like?
Maybe that'll help narrowing it down."

"Long pointy ears, blue skin, red skin-tight bodysuit and rides around on a staff.
Also has a blue bodyguard named Mira. Similar get-up."

"Still nope."

"Dang it.
And I was hoping you'd be able to help..."

"Sorry about that.
The only demon we knew was a guy named Dabura and he's dead."

"Wait-"
Something just clicked in your head.
"Dead and demon, huh?"

"What's on your mind?"

It may be a stretch but it's as good of a lead as any.
Back during the Rime debacle she said something about her brother.
This might be the guy she was referring to. After all, not many demons COULD be running around the place if the Makai here is similar to your own.
So that might be a potential lead... but the dude being dead could complicate things.

"Nothing.
Just speculating.
But before I go off on a wild goose chase I'd like to eliminate all other avenues first."
You remember that strange feeling that STILL hasn't quite left you.
"Are you guys aware of your universe being practically on fire right now?"

Krillin lets out a mighty groan fused with a sigh and you can feel the will to live drain from his expression as he slowly raises his hand to cover his eyes.
"Yeeeeah... That must be Frieza.
I KNEW we shouldn't have revived him!
What the HELL were they thinking?"

That name doesn't ring a bell but the naming scheme does.
And you don't like it. It makes you angry. Angry about Frost Demons.
"Let me guess... He's one of Frosts people?"

"Yes. We call them Friezas race."

You let out a little chortle.
"Very creative."

"We don't like them enough to give them a proper name so Friezas race it is."

"I'm not judging.
Okay... how about those "power levels" that I've been feeling across the galaxy? And I use the term very loosely because calling it a level is seriously not doing it justice.
Does THAT have to do anything with her?"

"Nope.
That must be Broly, Gokus new favorite playpal."

Your expression darkens. Is everybody in this universe a freak?
Well whatever, at least you can safely rule those out as well.
But this is rather strange. This doesn't feel like her MO. If Towa really was here and active then her presence would definitely be known.

"A'ight.
How about anything with your job? You're a cop right?
Notice anything unusual? A rise in crime statistics? Because I'm basically shooting in the dark right now."

"Hmmmmm... There isn't any more than usual.
Robberies were always fairly common but not much else beyond that."

"Great..."
You respond with a hint of sarcasm.
"Well I'm out of ideas. Got anything that could help? Anything?"

Krillin seems deep in thought as he grabs his chin.
"Well I may not be of much help but I know plenty of guys out there!
She's a demon right? That means she's magic. And Tien has this new witch friend...
There is also Yamcha, he has a much bigger social life than I do so... maybe he noticed something?
Alternatively we could ask Gohan. He's one of the smartest persons I know... Well aside Bulma!
Or... we could try *shudders* Fortune Teller Baba. But the old hag's the most miserly person on the planet!"

>Pick however many you want (Exclude people you don't care about)
>Tien
>Yamcha
>Gohan
>Bulma
>Baba
>Other?

>>4068068
>Bulma
>Baba
>Tien
only ones that seem relevant

>>4068068
>Baba

>>4068068
>Bulma
>Baba
>Tien
>Yamchad.

>>4068068
>Baba
>Tien
>Bulma

I'd like to go with Baba first myself. Mainly because she's a wise old woman and I'm pretty sure we can pay damn near any price she asks, monetarily at least.

>>4068068
>Baba
>Tien
>Yamchad.

A shame we do have a way to find out about Fiend village it has a convenient passage to deamon realm. If only Goku was here he is pretty much the only Z fighter that would know... Well maby Baba would know of the place.

https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Fiend_Village

>>4068068
>Baba
>Tien

>>4068068
>Tien
>Yamcha
>Baba

I wanna trust our pal the Krill-Master's decision to not deal with Baba's shit if we can help it. Besides, it'd be great to finally meet the rest of the human squad! However, Tien's witch friend is definitely the more relevant of the bunch, and if it comes down to it, yeah, Baba's our surest bet, miserly bs notwithstanding.

Okay.
From the looks of it it's the 'umies + Bulma and Baba if and when she becomes necessary.
Glad to see people saying Screw Gohan
>writing

>>4068119
From what I'm seeing Baba and Tien are the main attractions as they are the only ones receiving votes from pretty much everybody. Others are just curiosities for most.

>>4068119
Gohan's busy trying not to be a miserable piece of shit. Best we keep away, lest we contract his failure.

>>4068127
Both Bulma and crater boy got three votes.
So I'd be hard pressed to ignore them.
But you're still absolutely correct. Those two are the ones needed to solve the issue, the rest are for funsies

Well at least you have some options.
"And who is this Baba person?"

"She's a fortune teller. Dresses like a witch and a real penny pincher."

"Sounds like a hack..."

"But she isn't! She's very good at what she does.
The problem is that she knows it and demands a hefty compensation for her services.
We're talking about tens of millions of Zeni just for a simple fortune telling and that's one of her cheaper products!"

Ouch! Even when you consider the value of yen and do a one for one conversion that'd still leave quite a hole in your purse.
Well if push comes to shove you can still ask her, but if possible you'd prefer to avoid needing to rely on her assistance.
"Okay. Then how about those guys you mentioned? I'm intrigued by that Yamcha fellow and especially that Tien guy with the witch helper.
And maybe even Bulma. Some extra brains never hurt."

"Okay!
Let me give them a call first!
Wouldn't wanna freak them out by showing up unannounced.
We'll pick up Tien, Yamcha and Yurin then we head for Capsule Corp and use it as a base of operations!
I'm sure Bulma will be glad to help!"

Well, well, well... the cop in shorty finally decided to show himself. Good.
"What's that Capsule Corp by the way? Is it short for Corporation or is it some sort of a unit?"

"The former. Capsule Corporation is THE largest corporation on Earth and deals in the most high tech stuff.
It was invented by Bulmas dad and is now pretty much run by her. I'd show her how impressive they are but I can't afford any capsules.
That also means we'll have to fly and errrr...."

"What?"

"You'll need to put those glasses back on dude...
Out of everyone only Tien won't freak out from your eyes."

Sighing you put the shades back and head outside after Krillin said goodbye to his family.
Taking off after him you let Krillin lead you.
"Yamcha lives in West City, after we pick him up we head for the Tien-Shin Dojo."

"Lead the way then!"

Okay...
I don't have enough time left from my shift to write something else
So that'll have to wait until I get back home
Will post once I manage to return

You may take this time to think about what to do with / talk about the other humans because I'm not spoiling much when I say that you'll have some free time with them

>>4068167
We are definitely gonna be mirin Tien and Yamcha's gains.
Also are they gonna be able to recognize Eric now that he's bulked up?

>>4068182
Neither of them have ever seen you actually
Or at least I don't think I included them in the Tournament of Destroyers.
Will proofread that on my way home

>>4068192
They didn’t, but there was an omake where they fought a copy of Eric via Pendulum room.

>talking points

Tien’s third eye, offering Bulma or her cooking staff some advice or a paid consultation on which foods Beerus might like the best given previous eating habits, ways of protecting one’s self from magical scrutiny/scrying and how to foil said methods, various fighting techniques, picking Bulma’s brain on how to find a time traveling witch who doesn’t want to be found, and maybe visiting Roshi if our path leads there.

>>4068217
Oh yeeeeeeah! Thanks for reminding me!
God looks like I have to keep tabs on those as well now

>>4068192
Didn't you write the pendilum room omake? They came upon some deacent gains and revelations there.

>>4068217
Asking Bulma about if she's thought up any good Cybernetics?
Since our Earth is lacking in super-geniuses of her tier.
And we still have yet to incorporate Technology into our repertoire. Vados included it in the list for a reason. Ki, Magic, Psionics, and Technology. The four paths to power.

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>>4068217
Good points. Most interested in the 3rd eye as it possibly could be what truly gives Tien his edge (plus general psycic talk with him) , I wonder if Yamch could benefit from the ritual where we chose deamon as our totem? He allready has flashes of Wolf totem after all.

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>>4068237

I'm back y'all
>writing

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You fly over to this so called West City and land on the balcony of an actually pretty grandiose apartment.
It's prime real estate with a perfect view at the city, much nicer than the quaint family home of Krillin, though it clearly belongs to a bachelor.
This sort of dick swinging is only in style with people who don't have things like family to worry about and only have to maintain their looks and their opulence.
Krillin knocks on the door and a man dressed in slightly oriental clothing comes out.
"Heeeey Krillster! Long time no see!"

As the two partake in a cheerful reunion with a firm handshake you get to take a closer look at him.
He's rather tall, about the same height as you and has a rather impressive black mane on his head.
In addition he also sports a few scars on his face but they don't appear to be fresh at all.
Indeed he'd be a rather imposing sight if he wasn't so comically underpowered by your standards.

"Hey man! Sorry for calling out of the blue but we got a situation on our hand and we need your help!"

"Awww! Don't mention it man!
I'm a very busy man as you know, being a sports star and all! But I'd make time for you in my schedule any day!"
The guy then gives you a quick glance before turning back to his friend.
"So... this is the guy huh?"

"Yeap. The real deal!"

"Hehe... He uh, he was much smaller in the pendulum room!
Christ all mighty what do they feed him? Growth hormones?"

"Stop miring him already and greet him!"

"Hey dude! Name's Yamcha!
World famous baseball player of the Taitans!
Also part time fighter! Helped my boys save the world a couple of times! No big deal!
And this is Puar! My best bud in the whole world!"
He presents a flying, talking blue cat which WOULD be surprising to you were your boss not one of those.

"Hiya!"
He's trying to portray confidence but the fact that he's avoiding eye contact and flushed with heat betrays his nervousness.

"Eric.
Part time chef, full time dad.
A pleasure!"

You give his hand a little squeeze just to mess with him and he quickly pulls himself free.
"YOWCH! I was just kidding dude! No need to get all serious now!"

"Sorry. You were just shaking in your boots so much I couldn't resist."

"Well what did you expect?
I feel like my fans when they're asking for an autograph!
It's not every day you meet one of your heroes!"

"I'm sorry, what?"

"Oh that-"
Krillin steps up.
"I forgot to mention. Master Roshi's been training both him and Tien the things he learned from you.
They've been making great progress from what I heard!"

"Yeap!
It's really an honor to meet you sir and... Thanks!"

>You're welcome
>Hooooo? Care to show me?
>And you Krillin? You don't train with them?
>We can exchange pleasantries later. We got a bitch-hunt to worry about!
>Other?

>>4068306
>Hooooo? Care to show me?

>>4068306
>Hooooo? Care to show me? I can give you a few pointers, while I’m here.

>>4068306
>Hooooo? Care to show me? I can give you a few pointers, while I’m here.

>>4068306
>Hooooo? Care to show me?

>>4068306
>And you Krillin? You don't train with them?

>>4068306
>You’re welcome
"Always happy to help out my fellow man in this wild wild ride."

>>4068306
>>Hooooo? Care to show me?
>>And you Krillin? You don't train with the

Mild curiosity mixed with arousal it is
>writing

Oh and... let's do one roll shall we?
Best of 5
DC:9 Crit:13

Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>4068353

>>4068354
Well there is only one result that would be better.

Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>4068353

Rolled 12 (1d21)

>>4068353

>>4068353
>>4068354
>>4068355
>>4068356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>4068353

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>>4068356
>>4068354
>>4068355

>>4068356
Ok you win. Dose this mean we awaken his totem fully or somthing?

>>4068356
"The best way to learn something is to teach it to others." - The Protégé Effect
Self-improvement is not a competition. It is to be encouraged in everyone.

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You spread your arms and let out an impressed gasp.
"Hoooooo? Is that right? Then how about you show me a little bit of your progress!
I'd be very interested to learn from your experience!"

"W-Wha? Really?!"

"Why yes! I could even give you some pointers!
I'm an avid believer in self improvement and encourage it for everyone!
So come on! Don't be shy! Show me the fruits of your labor!"

"I don't know man, is this the time or the place?
I mean-"

"Relax Krillin! The man says he wants a demonstration and I'm eager to provide!"
Yamcha then rolls up his sleeves as he gets ready.
"I hope you're prepared man 'cuz I'm currently the best user of the technique in this universe!
So don't be surprised if I accidentally knock your lights out!"

You grin.
"Well what are you waiting for then?
Do it!"

"With pleasure!"
He lowers his posture and assumes some strange fighting stance which you guess is for some highly personalized style and he forms hooks with his fingers.
As he starts regulating his breathing you see trace amounts of his ki forming into fur like patches before dissipating into his body.
True to his word he manages to make his ki completely disappear... but at the same time he's clearly struggling to maintain it.
"Wolf Fang Fist: Awaken!
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He charges you with the image of a wolf surrounding him. Whether it's an illusion or a stand like manifestation of his spirit is impossible to tell and not like you even have the time for it.
The attack is going to hit you and it's packing the strength of a large beam attack focused into the palm of his hands.
If by any chance he misses or you dodge, the energy would level the entire segment of the city behind your back.
But like that'll ever happen!

Grinning you open your own palm and catch his striking hand.
Little more than a slight gust of wind escapes from your little "clap" which manages to leave both of the humans speechless.
Yamcha in particular looks like he's about to choke on his own saliva.
"Not a bad start... not bad at all!"
Then you pull your free hand back and punch him in the chest hard enough to knock the air out of his lungs.

"YAMCHA!"
Krillin cries out but when he sees his friend is just winded he recoils.
"Oh right, I forgot. I just thought you got another hole punched into your chest."

"Fhuchk yhouh!"

>>4068434
Kek thats doubly hilarious.

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>>4068434
Did we knock him on his ass? Is he curled up in the Yamcha Position trying to catch his breath?

>>4068455
Kinda but he's not on the ground, more like on his knees

>>4068455
Probably just staggered and gasping for breath. Atleast he has an updated instance for pendilum room after he is done with the old one in decade or so.

You lean down to him and start speaking slowly and calmly to Yamcha. Whose energy was sapped from tanking that hit.
"Okay. Now breathe.
Feel the air fill your muscles with strength and stand up!"

His legs are shaking quite a bit but slowly with your helping hand he manages to get back on his feet.
"W-What is... this?"

"That is the limit!
And what lies beyond it is your potential! When your strength is exhausted that's when you can train this!
Without all your energy to get in the way you can practice with the last vestiges of your power and learn how to control it all bit by bit!"

"You okay Yamcha?!"
Krillin asks him.

"Y-Yeah.
Though it hurts like hell and I feel tired... It kinda feels like I could keep going like this for hours!
Maybe fight even! This... This is amazing!"

You smile at him.
"Once you're comfortable you can try larger doses and soon you'll be able to control everything.
At that point you'll be able to stand up to others twice your size at the very least! So long as you keep fighting smart that is!"

"Wow... This- This is amazing I feel incredible!
Yes, yes! I feel great! I can win! I! CAN! DO! THIS! HAHAAAAA!
Come on guys! I wanna test how flight feels like this! Let's go to Tien and show this to him!"

>Okay. Let's. Just be careful, you still don't have much energy to spare for flight
>Hold your horses. I got something else to show you (Give him a full demonstration of his end goal)
>Other?

>>4068460
>Okay. Let's. Just be careful, you still don't have much energy to spare for flight

>>4068460
>Okay. Let's. Just be careful, you still don't have much energy to spare for flight

>>4068460
>Okay. Let's. Just be careful, you still don't have much energy to spare for flight

>>4068460
>Okay. Let's. Just be careful, you still don't have much energy to spare for flight

>>4068460
>Okay. Let's. Just be careful, you still don't have much energy to spare for flight
>Explain some of the ways you’ve trained while you fly there.

>writing

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"Okay. Let's go!
Just be careful. You might not feel like it but you don't have the energy to keep flying long distances.
If you feel like you're about to run out do tell us!"

"You can count on me!"

"Okay. BREAK!"

The three of you take off and go on a much longer journey, though with your speed it's still rather quick.
But what you notice is that the energy you're heading for is significantly larger than Yamchas and it has at least two others around it which stand out.
It's located atop a great mountain surrounded by similar, albeit smaller hills.
The serene monastery with a quaint little village around it really reminds you of the old temple that the master martial artist of the Makai called his home.

Krillin and Yamcha take you to the great central temple where several bald guys in green uniforms greet you.
They tell you that their teacher Tien is currently down in the village with most of his students, doing repairs around the settlement. Some big kerfuffle must've happened recently.
After thanking them for directions you head down where you find the man in question, alongside his two companions and they immediately weird you out, perhaps even moreso than the bald midget without a nose.

Tien Shinhan the owner of this fine establishment is thankfully not a furry. What he is however is... hard to describe.
He's bald, whether naturally or due to religious or martial artist reasons is unknown to you. But he also has a third eye right in the middle of his forehead.
Chiaotzu, his little buddy looks like a porcelain doll or one of those chinese hopping zombies and the little freak looks like he's staring into your soul. You don't like it.
Easily the most "normal" out of them is the third one, the so called witch but she looks like a jailbait so... yeah, none of them are normal.
At the very least he, moreso than Krillin and Yamcha COMBINED looks and feels like a martial artist who's striving to better himself to this very day.
So that's a plus at the very least.

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After some brief introductions the triclopse speaks up.
"I see. I'm glad I could finally meet you.
But I must say you are... bigger than I anticipated."

"I lift.
But uh... you seem to have me at a disadvantage.
You know me but I don't know you..."

"My apologies.
Master Roshi told me about you, plus we trained against a past version of you with the help of our Guardian.
I must thank you... your lessons allowed me to grow much as a martial artist. You have my gratitude."
He gives you a slight bow before straightening his posture.
"I'm the creator of the New Crane School and the Tien Shin Style Dojo. These people are my trainees though... most of them don't seem to have any affinity with the higher aspects of martial arts."

"Uh-huh. And your friends?"

"Chiaotzu and Yurin? They were members of the old Crane School like me.
But now we belong to this dojo. And as you can see we're trying to rebuild after an *ahem* unfortunate incident with Yurin."

"Really? She did all this damage?"

"I'm sorry!"
The girl speaks up.
"I acted out of malice and caused a lot of trouble... But I swear I'm trying to atone for it!"

"Her intentions are good and she's a talented sorceress, though her abilities are lacking when it comes to Ki.
Chiaotzu is similar but he's a powerful psychic. And me? As you can see I belong to the Three Eyed People..."

"Yeah it's... rather apparent.
It's just that we don't HAVE people with three eyes!"

"Really? Weird.
Anyway, Krillin told me you need some help.
I'd be glad to pay you back for your techniques so... ask away."

"Actually I'm more interested in Yurin if that's alright with you.
But the two of you are free to come as well if you're craving some action!
And who knows? We might do a bit of "exchange" while we're here!"

The grim guy smiles.
"I like the sound of that!"

"Okay! Well that's settled!"
Krillin shouts.
"Now we should head for Capsule Corps to talk business! Much safer there..."

"Hold on Krillin-"
You stop him and they all look at you.
"I'd hate to be an inconvenience so I'll do this first..."
Extending your hands you start concentrating and the various tools the New Crane School students have been using start floating all at once.
The animated tools and raw material move into place and assemble themselves one by one until only fully intact houses remain.
All five of them, as well as the students AND the pedestrians have their jaws hit the ground at your near godlike display.
With a cheeky grin you turn around and wink at them, forgetting your shades are still on.
"Fyi, I'm ALSO a psychic!"

Aaaaaaaaaand that's it for today fellas
Next time we begin the investigation! With either the Queen of the Saiyans help or that of Lady Coronavirus
See you all later!

>>4068579
welp, thanks for the run man

>>4068579
thanks for the run Nega-Som

>>4068573
>"Fyi, I'm ALSO a psychic!"
"And more than just a little magic - though I'm not really good at using it in a fight. My Master wanted me to get as strong as I can ask quickly as possible, so she encouraged me to round out my portfolio before I start specializing. Diminishing returns and all that."
"...Dude, can we please just go live in your Universe? Being a human there sounds awesome right now."

So, thinking about a sequence here for events;

We are going to be visiting Bulma soon. We can try to sell her a consultation as to how to best placate Beerus’ hunger, reminding her that we are a GoD’s personal chef. We don’t have to sell her any secrets, just point out what he might enjoy better than others and what might regain his favor after discovering that he was scarfing down junk food for the better part of a few years. If she doesn’t have any other useful input on how to track Towa nor any breadcrumbs we could follow, we can then use the consultation fee to go towards offsetting Baba’s cost of fortune telling. Alternatively, we could just try to fight and save the money for other purposes.

>>4068837
Shit bro I think we could leverage for something a little better than that, all things considered.
Like some of Bulma’s fantastical inventions for the kids to dismantle and learn from.
Or the something something capsules so we can lug our gold around easier or package up an entire portable lab to give the kids.

>>4068620
>You wouldn't like it. We keep killing ourselves
>Bro. We get killed every other week!
And both halves agree that being human blows

>>4068837
I mean... Yeah you could teach Bulma in exchange for something.
But wouldn't you rather try Yurin first? She has magic. A thing which is much better suited to tracking a demon

>>4069426
Capsules would be busted. Not gonna lie.
But besides those the Briefs still have access to a shitton of nifty stuff.
Imagine: Gravity Chamber, Geros Android research, Space Ships, Dragon Radar
Blutz waves?

>>4070012
Not sure we'd need the ships, radar or android research (We've got a bunch of better androids already), but a gravity chamber would definitely be nice. Imagine trying to practice with the sword in multiplied gravity. We'd be able to give our baneposting that extra edge with all the muscle we'd put on.

>>4070012
Capsules would singlehandedly fix 99% of our Earth’s resource distribution and transportation issues.
Imagine, if you would, a single semi truck hauling a container full of capsules. Every one of these capsules is filled to the brim with raw steel, fully protected from the elements.
Or air dropping a cargo crate of food capsules into Africa or some shit and the capsules actually prevent food spoilage.

>>4070043
Yeah. Those things are busted
But I'm rather scared of them. I mean what'd happen if you put a capsule inside a capsule? Would the universe implode?

>>4070042
But our androids don't have perpetual motion engines.

>>4070068
>I mean what'd happen if you put a capsule inside a capsule?

Going by bag of holding logic, it creates a rift to the astral plane and sucks everything around into said rift.

So basically pocket black holes.

>>4070068
I doubt it, simply because u7 earth wouldn’t exist anymore if that was the case.
Those retards would try it.

>>4070068
>>4070086
The games do reference that actually. Apparently, capsules can't be put inside capsules normally, someone invented a capsule that could be put inside a capsule and it went pretty bad. https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Capsule

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>>4070105
>This info is also in its sequel Dragon Ball Z: Buu's Fury, where an Orange Star High School teacher says at the end of his lesson that a capsule should never, ever been put inside another capsule.

I-I was just memeing wtf

Anyway, I'm planning on doing an omake once I'm done with the work for today
Just to give you a little something

>>4070143
Adventures of Hit? Aka styling on lame space cops.

>>4070012
>But wouldn't you rather try Yurin first? She has magic. A thing which is much better suited to tracking a demon

Oh, I agree. But not offering Bulma something that could save her lots of headaches something down the road in exchange for some neat tech or something is too great of an opportunity to ignore.

Many people will pay out the nose for convenience. More so if it’s concerns placating temperamental cat deities of destruction.

>>4070012
>We keep killing ourselves
Do you mean each other? Because not counting individual examples of Darwinism at work, we only blew ourselves up the one time!

>>4070161
Shit that's good.... hold on I gotta write this down!

>>4070174
True, conveniece does sell

>>4070255
Yeah. You're right

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Were all men of culture here so I thought I should share some quality culture with you all. Your welcome.

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>>4070345
MMPH, very nice.

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>>4070345
RoButts is a global treasure but I kinda hate his art because it makes me face the reality that this is it.
I'll never get my face buried between those thighs
Instead I get to experience this mundane shithole of a reality
fuck it hurts

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Hit never liked these types of jobs, even though they always pay very well.
That's because one needs to put in a disproportionate amount of effort for them.
Finding a big shot in the criminal underworld or a public figure is easy regardless of the universe you're in.
Just find the greatest hive of scum and villainy and start asking questions. Even if nobody can or will answer you, chances are some idiot will be dispatched to take you out for sticking your nose where you shouldn't.
And it's remarkably easy to make those guys talk.

But someone who's completely withdrawn from the public? Yeah, those are a problem and so far Hit hasn't found a surefire way of flushing them out.
The only solution that gets any results is the most sub-optimal of them all: taking wild shots in the dark and hoping you hit something.
Luckily... he seems to have found something.

"Unusually large activity in this sector...
Strange biometric readings... Interesting."
He looked up from his scanner and looked at the space station in front of him.
Seemed little more than a local hub or a pitstop for space travelers. Still, it seemed to harbor some interesting characters.
"Alright, going in."

Luckily the scanners could not pick up the Cube and so he could dock pretty much without anyone realizing.
And with the size of his ship he didn't even need to make use of a landing pad.
After leaving however he bumped into some trouble, the local dock workers started swarming the place.
While their poking won't amount to much Hit can't afford to get caught by them so he did his thing and snuck out without applying time-skip, least he tipped off his mark.

It didn't take him long to find the local bar where he immediately got to work.
"I'm looking for someone. Have you seen her?"
He flashed a picture of Towa.

"No drinks, no talk. Now scram weirdo!"

"Okay. A glass of water please."
He gets served his drink and the bartender without as much as looking at the picture turns away.

"Sorry never seen her."

Typical.
"Hmmmm. Now listen here and listen well-"

Just as he began one of the bouncers walked up to him and tapped Hit on the shoulder.
"Are you deaf pal?
He said he doesn't know! Now take the hint and piss o-"

Without acknowledging the hulking brute the assassin drove his elbow into the tough guys gut, making him fall to his knees and cry for mercy.
"I'm going to ask you one more time.
After that I'll stop being nice. Where is she?"
But he got no answer.

And just as he resigned himself with a sigh another presence approached him.
This one however was... different.