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The frenzied sound of axes can be heard reverberating through your abode as the red robed strangers hack at the witch's door, rushing you to don your black armor fast as you can. Had you a squire, this deed would have been easier, but as Ser Hector said, "How can a knight teach his squire how to don his armor if he himself doesn't know how to do it?"

After fastening the leather strips, you give one last test to see that everything is moving properly before donning your skull helmet and pacing yourself for the coming melee. Gripping your greatsword, you go out of the door and...

>[Say nothing]: No screams, only dreams.
>[Hippity Hoppity]: "Get off my property"
>[Ancapistan]: "This looks like a violation of the NAP."
>[WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM]: "DEUS VULT!"
>[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!"
>[WRITE-IN]: WOT?!?

>>4049005
>[WRITE-IN]: WOT?!?
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

>>4049005
>[WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM]: "DEUS VULT!"

>>4049005
>[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!"

>>4049005
>[WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM]: "DEUS VULT!"

>>4049005
>[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!"

>>4049005
>[WRITE-IN]: WOT?!?
"Die Heretics!"

Chivalry is on the menu again comrades!

can we post attack patterns in advance?

>>4049048
Sure, what are you going for exactly?

>>4049074
cleave the 3 infront of us hacking the door at 0,KLM

>>4049005
>>[Ancapistan]: "This looks like a violation of the NAP."
Don't let the memes just be dreams.

>>4049005
>[WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM]: "DEUS VULT!"

>>4049005
>>[WRITE-IN]: WOT?!?
кaтиcь oтcюдa!

>>4049005
>[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!"

>>4049005
>>[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!"

>>4049005
>[WRITE-IN]: WOT?!?
"YOO LOT WONNA FOIGHT? O'LL GLOSS THE LOT OF YA CUNTS!"

>>4049005
>>[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!"

>>4049005
>[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!"

>>4049005
>[BEGONE FOUL HERETICS!]: "SIGMAR WILLS IT!"
I mean, how can you even respond to a mastercraft full plate neighborhood watch- you cannot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxGefgT3F-s

Alright give me some 4d6 for the fighting tests for first turn.

Rolled 5, 4, 2, 4 = 15 (4d6)

>>4049368

Rolled 3, 3, 1, 4 = 11 (4d6)

>>4049368
FOR SIGMAR!

Rolled 1, 4, 5, 3 = 13 (4d6)

>>4049368

Rolled 5, 5, 1, 5 = 16 (4d6)

>>4049368

Rolled 2, 5, 5, 4 = 16 (4d6)

>>4049368
IT'S TIME!

Rolled 4, 1, 1, 2 = 8 (4d6)

>>4049368

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>>4049370
>1st swing (2 degrees of success) = 18 damage ( Very Dead )
>>4049376
>2nd swing (2 degrees of success) = 18 damage ( Very dead )

You lift out the barricade from your door and emerge in full plate with your greatsword.
"BEGONE FOUL HERETICS! SIGMAR WILLS IT!"

You cleave the first red-robed freak in two as you bring down your greatsword upon him before he had even a chance to turn around.
As his friends turn around to see the black-plated visage of death, you took a second swing, sending two red chunks flying to the pavement.

The third one, immediately panics and begins heading for safety in numbers as what seems to be the leader of these folks pulls out a sword which ignites in flames.

"Forget the Apostate! Kill the servant of night. For the Fire and Dawn!"

"For the fire and dawn"
"For the fire and dawn"
"For the fire and dawn"

The Robed maniacs begin repeating their chant with each step as they begin approaching you carefully.

>What do you do?

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2nd turn map

Rolled 4, 1, 1, 6 = 12 (4d6)

>>4049368
fuck me. late again.

>>4049399
Dash to 2,E to cleave 123,D group
Kill the leader. A worthy opponent to bleed upon our blade.

>>4049408
This but also call his wildfire trick gay.

>>4049399
>Smash their leader's faggot face in

>>4049399
move to engage the leader, it looks like the mooks will flee if we bring him down.

>>4049408
also yell
**"FOR SIGMAR!"**

>>4049410
nah
call it "Foul sorcery!"

>>4049399
Gun straight for the leader! Sigmar Blessed!

>>4049399
Wordlessly turn around and mysteriously retreat through the door. It will act as a choke point, preventing then from ganging up on us, as we slay them one after another

>>4049399
>>4049408
Support this.

>Shout «Face me! Servant s of the Daemons!!!»

>>4049410
"Thy flamming wildfire sword is a mark of equally flamming faggotry!"

>>4049399
>"Though the darkness will be rent by noise and flame. Let not men's souls be broken in the crucible of war."

Advance on the leaderless unit. Easier to tankshock the fuckers and clear them out.

>>4049423
If I was a fire cultist the only thing keeping me from burning it down is if I have to retrieve something not fireprooy from it...

>>4049423
they will torch us.
also choke point means we can only kill one at a time
time that one of them will go get more help to kill us and break down the witch's door

Going at the leader it seems.
Alright, pick one.

>Charge: Increase your base damage by +2 and take -1D on the fighting test.
>Move + Standard attack: no bonuses nor penalties.

>>4049442
>Move + Standard attack: no bonuses nor penalties

>>4049442
>Move + Standard attack: no bonuses nor penalties.

>>4049442
>Charge: Increase your base damage by +2 and take -1D on the fighting test.
(Dragonforce Intensifies)

>>4049442
>Move + Standard attack: no bonuses nor penalties

>>4049442
>Move + Standard attack: no bonuses nor penalties.
Chad stride vs. virgin charge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDPMhxGeTRw

Give me 4d6

Rolled 3, 2, 5, 5 = 15 (4d6)

>>4049458

Rolled 1, 2, 6, 5 = 14 (4d6)

>>4049458
hmm

Rolled 6, 6, 1, 4 = 17 (4d6)

>>4049458

Rolled 3, 4, 2, 2 = 11 (4d6)

>>4049458
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!

Oof!
Lemme check the crit table

Rolled 3, 3, 3, 2, 3 + 2 = 16 (5d6 + 2)

Rolled 1 (1d6)

Hold on, missed 1 dice.

Rolled 4, 5, 1, 6 = 16 (4d6)

>>4049458

Discord server kaput.

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Ah, sorry, his CD is just a bit too high for crits with that roll.
He isn't having a good day though.
>2 degrees of success, 18 damage
>Your opponent is wounded and will consequently take -1D for all actions
>Your opponent uses a fatigue point to ignore his wounds for the turn and performs a reckless attack
>The Cultists assist their leader granting him +4 to his roll
>The Leader rolls 13 (Totaling to 17 with modifiers)
>Attacks you with two degrees of success

You stride towards the fool with confidence of a true alpha male, bring down your sword upon him as his lackeys begin to swarm you from the sides. A textbook overhead swing, but your foe was not so inexperienced as to let it connect so easily. Swapping to half-swording, you slip through his guard and give him a nasty injury on his left bicep.

Upon doing this, the goons began to grab and hinder you to the best of their abilities, managing to distract you just enough for him to strike at you with his sword with a mighty blow. Not mighty enough to defeat your armor however, but mighty nonetheless.

What was however more problematic was that his flaming sword could burn you through your armor.
>You take 2 damage from the flaming sword
>Your health is now at 19/21

>Resume wailing at the Leader?
>Y/N

>>4049530
>N
Take care of a few mooks, taunting the leader for his weakness as we do so.

>>4049530
>Y
Finish the fool and call his sword fake and gay

>>4049530
>Resume wailing at the Leader?
>N
Time to kill the flies distracting us.
wide arc swing to attack
1,G H
2,G
3,G H

>>4049530
Y

Leader should be dead soon.
We also can’t kill the mook faster than they renforce.

>>4049530
We also get 1 bonus dice against the leader because he used up a fatigue point.

>>4049552
No, fatigue just means he gets -1 to all rolls until he rests.

>>4049542
You get one attack per half-action, this isn't dnd sadly.

>>4049530
>Y
With him dead, the rest will scatter. Plus he is the only credible threat anyway.

>>4049530

Y

Right, give me 2 sets of 4d6 rolls, bo3 for both.

Rolled 3, 5, 5, 5 = 18 (4d6)

>>4049567

Rolled 1, 5, 6, 2 = 14 (4d6)

>>4049567
1

Rolled 4, 1, 1, 2 = 8 (4d6)

>>4049567

Rolled 2, 5, 5, 4 = 16 (4d6)

>>4049567
2

Rolled 3, 1, 4, 2 = 10 (4d6)

>>4049567
2

Rolled 2, 1, 3, 6 = 12 (4d6)

>>4049567

>>4049569
>>4049573
Ill just fucking stop rolling then.

Rolled 6, 6, 6, 6 = 24 (4d6)

>>4049567

>>4049569
>>4049573
Looks like someone is gonna have a bad time.

>>4049585
noice

>>4049585
NANI?!

Rolled 6, 1, 5, 2 = 14 (4d6)

>>4049567

>>4049585
What a shame

>>4049588

late lucks wtf

Do you guys wanna spend a Fatigue point in order to use that 6 6 6 6 roll for a third attack?

>>4049597
Yis.

>>4049597
definitely, finish the fight fast with RIP AND TEAR

>>4049597
Damn, that is tempting

>>4049597
100% yes

>>4049597
Bloody rain of organs and body parts made with an attack that we mastered after decades of training (or something like that)

>>4049597
Y

Alrighty then, thanks to his Reckless attack debuff that's five degrees of success for total of 45 damage.
With a single blow.

>>4049613
Contextualize that number.

>>4049597
Spend it.

>>4049613
oof. don't know if his relatives felt that.

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>>4049597
>"Do eet"

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>>4049613

>>4049613
>With a single blow.
Fucking hell.

>>4049614
A average person has 2-3 Endurance. This means they have health of 6-9. We just did enough damage to basically kill 5 people in a single blow.

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Rolled 6, 6, 5 + 5 = 22 (3d6 + 5)

Instead of wasting time calculating damage, I'm just gonna post this.

Time to roll some motherfucking willpower.

>>4049597
No!
That’s a malus for the entire fight!

Didn't meant for it to be + 5, it was supposed to be - 5

Anyway, the pass. Looks like these goons still want to fucking fight, hold on, lemme move them about a bit.

>>4049633
they are zealots as well. time to purge them.

>>4049633
"Look Ma, no hands!"

Rolled 6, 3, 6, 2 + 7 = 24 (4d6 + 7)

This is probably gonna do jack shit, but here goes.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

Oh, right, forgot, I can do reckless attack.

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>The Cultist mob swarms you!
>They assist eachother in order to allow one of their number to perform a reckless attack against you!
>He rolls 26 against your Combat defense of 10!
>He attacks with 4 degrees of success!
>That's 12 whole damage!
>Sadly, your armor rating is 12, so despite their best efforts, it doesn't really phase you.

Give me some 4d6-1 so I can roll another willpower test for them.

Rolled 4, 6, 2, 4 + 1 = 17 (4d6 + 1)

>>4049667

Rolled 4, 6, 2, 6 + 1 = 19 (4d6 + 1)

>>4049667

Rolled 4, 6, 6, 6 = 22 (4d6)

>>4049672

Rolled 5, 6, 6, 1 - 1 = 17 (4d6 - 1)

>>4049667

>>4049672
nice one

Rolled 1, 2, 4, 4 - 1 = 10 (4d6 - 1)

>>4049667

Rolled 2, 6, 3, 6 + 1 = 18 (4d6 + 1)

>>4049667

>>4049679
Dat's right!

Rolled 1, 3, 1, 1 = 6 (4d6)

>>4049667
I completely forgot how to add the subtraction part to my rolls.

>>4049689
Don't worry, you forgot how to add the rolling high numbers part too, so it evens out.

>>4049689
Also, nice ID
>RApe

Rolled 5 + 1 (1d6 + 1)

>>4049693
I'm no good at going backwards, fault's on you for assuming I can't go forwards.

Right, I presume you guys don't necessarily wanna take another fatigue point for a third swing, yea?

>>4049698
dice+4d6+-1

>>4049700
Nah.

>>4049700
nope

>>4049700
Nah

>>4049700
Correct

>>4049700
nope

>>4049700
No, let's not stack up to many of those

Rolled 4 - 1 (1d6 - 1)

>>4049701
Thanks m8, I knew that there was a special trick to it, just couldn't for the life of me remember what it was.

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Rolled 1, 5, 1 + 7 = 14 (3d6 + 7)

>>4049679
>4 degrees of success
Yep, that's a bisection

>>4049680
>2 degrees of success
Still a bisection

Let's see how they feel about fighting after some more butchery.

Shit, that was meant to be again -7, which meant they rolled 0 on willpower.
This means that after the death of their leader and 6 of their compatriots, the remaining cultists have chosen to flee the scene.

You may choose to let them run or to give chase and run them down.

>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third
>Give chase and keep killing
>Write-in

>>4049745
>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third
No point doing a Benny Hill through town.

>>4049745
>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third
We've shed enough blood this night unfortunately.

>>4049745
>Give chase and keep killing
The fewer witnesses the better, we are still in good shape, the loot won't be gone before we get back and more dead cultists means more loot anyway.

>>4049745
>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third
> «Get back here filthy Heretics! Where is your Zealous in your dark Daemons!?»

>>4049745
>Give chase and keep killing

>>4049745
>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third

>>4049745
>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third

>>4049745
>Write-in
Grabs one to interrogate

>>4049780
>>4049745
Seconded, smart Idea

>>4049780
support good idea

>>4049780
Supporting the fuck out of this.

>>4049780
Support!

>>4049780
Support

>>4049780
What are we hoping ro find out from him?

>>4049837
Whatever we can get. Maybe perform some mad science as well, for the more... dubious experiments.

>>4049845
true, he'd made for a good test subject while he lasts, get that Urchin boy to infect him with the pox even.

>>4049845
I mean, we already know why they are here and who they are.
Also, do we really want to make enemy with the faith capable of sending shadow assassins after us by torturing one of their own for our experiment?

>>4049865
It's not torture if there's a reason for it!

>>4049865
lol, that's one person. And we apparently have "protection" from this witch.

>>4049867
No, it’s totally torture and we aren’t convincing the faith otherwise, which is what really matter.

>>4049874
We don't give two fucks about the red faith, and we need to torture/experiment on this guy.

>>4049874
This is Experimentation! It's for SCIENCE! it turns into torture when we start asking questions and expecting answers unrelated to the testing.

>>4049869
Still not a reason to waste an update on something that give us absolutely no benefit when we have others things to do.
Also we just had to save her ass.

>>4049884
Oh please, so you want to suck up to the red faith to somehow get into the Apostates pants? Fuck off.

We can capture this guy and use him to advance our actual research.

>>4049890
I don’t want to waste our fucking time doing utterly pointless stuff, especially as getting that guy for experimentation is illegal compared to us killing those guys.
And I am still hoping we can hide our identity by getting out of armor and going back to our house.
I don’t care about the Red faith, but picking a fight for almost inexistant benefit isn’t the smartest things to do, especially as we have a family too.

>>4049917
No one cares about the legality of this, we're literally part of a gang and our boss can cover our ass, this is about getting results and we need live test subjects.

And the sooner we get them, the better.

You do not possess a dungeon btw
Niiro may have a place to keep prisoners, but he probably wouldn't be aboard with bringing disease to his house.

>>4049922
Again, what fucking results do you expect from one fucking test subjects? Where are going to fucking hold him? Who is going to fucking guard him?

We are not part of the fucking gang, we just heal their wounded.

>>4049942
Who needs a dungeon when we have a windowless room?

>>4049942
That's fair, we don't have to tell him we're infecting him with the pox though, and we can likely rent a house for awhile if need be.

>>4049745

>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third

>>4049953
smart

>>4049745
>>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third

>>4049745
>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third
we gonna need to move after this.now they know there is someone they need to murder.
loot as much as we can,burn the robes,hide the bodies,pick clean them of anything(gold,silver,copper,steel and etc). wash the blood away with water

>>4049953
You have one room apartment.

>>4049780
Supporting

>>4049745
>Let them go, mocking first, looting second, killing third

>Oi! Come back panzees dere's more dan half of you still left!
>>4051366
>>4050693
>>4050159
>>4050083
>>4049752
>>4049748
>Hippity Hoppity, you're Okran's property
>>4051166
>>4049823
>>4049822
>>4049798
>>4049793
>>4049791
>>4049780

>I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!
>>4049751

Looks like I need to check the rules for actually pinning a dude.

Oh for fucks sake.
Not grapple rules.

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Don't worry, grappling is actually a greater action, so you can't move and grapple them.

However, attempting to knock them out is a lesser action, so you can totally chase and attempt to knock one of them out.

Give me 4d6 fighting roll. If you get 2 or more degrees of success, he's knocked out.

Rolled 4, 3, 5, 3 = 15 (4d6)

>>4051393

Rolled 4, 2, 6, 1 = 13 (4d6)

>>4051393
Accidentally break his neck.

Rolled 5, 4, 4, 3 = 16 (4d6)

>>4051393

>>4051401
That'll do

Rolled 3, 4, 4, 4 = 15 (4d6)

>>4051393
for luck

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>Hippity hoppity, you're Sigmar's property

>2 degrees of success

[1/2]

After watching their leader fall, the red robed freaks dogpiled on you hard. There were eigh men on top of you trying to yank, pull and hook you with their axes in order to create an opening for the eight and despite breaking your guard and delivering a mighty blow with their swarm tactics, seeing the black knight be unphased and proceeding to cleave more of them in two caused them to rethink their chances.

There was no weak spots in your armor, no dents, no chinks and every blow dealt by you seemed to lead to being cut in half by the combination of your monstrous strength and top of the line gear.
Pools and piles of gore made the street smell like shit, more so than usual.

The chanting had stopped since you cleft their leader from head to groin and the flame in his sword had sputtered out, leaving only the smell of smoke and death in the air. The robed man in front of you hesitates, barely capable of holding his axe as hears the men behind him turning tail and sprinting at different directions at full speed.

He turns around and tries to follow his friends. You run after him and grab him by his shoulder, seeing only terror in his eyes through his mask before delivering a well placed gauntlet to his jawline, knocking him out cold.

>Acquired a red robed prisoner!

You drag your victim back to the dark alley of blood and gore, using the scraps of his friend's robes to bind his arms and legs to the best of your ability to make sure he doesn't immediately run away if he comes to his senses.

Your armor makes audible rattle as you plant your ass on the sidewalk to take a short breather. You can still feel the rush of adrenaline in your veins as you ride the high of victory midst the carnage you wrought, watching the stars in the night sky. The Moon is full tonight.

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[2/2]

After a short breather, you decide to begin to liberate the stinky cadavers from their belongings, looting six serviceable battle axes. None of them had a coin purse with them save for the leader, who was carrying a hefty bag of Myrish silver coins. Will have to find out about the exchange rates later. The Robes were obviously quite unusable save as rags, beyond that, the cultist all were wearing charred, wooden masks colored black with soot and cheap looking wooden pendants shaped in form of R'hllor's flaming heart.

The leader's sword was quite frankly, shit. Not even properly tempered, a simple iron weapon what you presumed to be coated with some sort of flaming liquid prior the battle. Maybe some cheap knockoff Wildfire, didn't burn green and half as long nor as hot as the real deal. Whatever the man used, the sword itself seems to be pretty junky, but you looted it nevertheless.

>Gained 6 x Normal Quality Battle Axes
>Gained 1x Poor Quality Longsword
>Gained 7x Wooden Red Faith pendants
>Gained 70x Myrish Silver coins

Even after a bit of plundering, it didn't seem like the red robed lunatics were heading back.
Question is, what to do now?

>Go home and swap back to civilian clothing
>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive
>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning
>Report this incident to the guards
>Try to hide the bodies
>Do nothing, just wait till Niiro and his boys show up. They'll sort this out.
>Write-in

>>4051487
>>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive
Hello witch fren

>>4051487
>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive
Check up on her and tell her that we are about to:
>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning

>>4051487
>Go home and swap back to civilian clothing

We can say the black knight was a client if asked.

>>4051487
>Go home and swap back to civilian clothing
Lets first get out of the skullmonstrosity plate so we do not give further people nightmares about a dreadskull knight.

>>4051487
>Go home and swap back to civilian clothing
whodunnit?

>>4051487
>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive
After that
>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning

>>4051487
>>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive
then
>>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning

>>4051487
>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive
After that
>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning
"It s me Arkan how could you tell ?"

>>4051487
>Go home and swap back to civilian clothing

>>4051487
>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive
>Do nothing, just wait till Niiro and his boys show up. They'll sort this out.

>>4051487
>knock on witch
>torture time for redboi

>>4051487

>Go home and swap back to civilian clothing
First we change from the Halloween costume into something more civilized for the plebeians around who do not make a habit of walking around in full war raiment of plate armor.

>>4051487
>>Write-in
try to wake the prisoner up and then start questioning him.

>>4051487

>Go home and swap back to civilian clothing
Then
>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive
Thereafter
>Drag your prisoner to Niiro's cellar for future questioning

>>4051487
>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive

>>4052230
She may be a witch, but still, opening the door to the unknown Skullbedecked steel Behemont caked in the blood of half the Rhllorites that were after her is not something even people of questionable sanity would do...
Just saying.

>>4053356
Wasting time to take off are amour while she might be hurt or missing doesn't make a lot of sense either. There may also be more enemies around or maybe even an assassin its better to keep the amour on till we're absolutely sure it's safe.

>>4051487
>>Go knock on Hallayn's door, see if she's alive

The age of democracy is over. You will now be held accountable.

>Hello neighbar
>>4051492
>>4051497
>>4051510
>>4051534
>>4051562
>>4051643
>>4051841
>>4052230
>>4053411


>You shouldn't sleep outside fren
>>4051497
>>4051510
>>4051534
>>4051562
>>4051685
>>4051841


>STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!
>>4051503
>>4051506
>>4051509
>>4051571
>>4051832
>>4051841


>Party at the CIA
>>4051839

>10 votes without remove armor
>6 votes remove armor

Not removing armor

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> Go check on Hallayn
> Dump the isolated incident at Niiro's place

[ 1/2 ]


You knock on the witch's door.
"Hey, you still alive in there? Fighting's done."
You hear latches on her window being opened as she looks to the street, her face going blank and eyes widening at 14 chunks of gore and no doubt the stench of their ruptured and vacated bowels.
You raise your skeletal visor to show your face.
"Little thank you would be nice."
She closes the window, you hear her rushing to open the door before she frantically walks outside, looking at the dead leader, stunned.
"I am grateful for your assistance Arkan."
Her eyes wander to the bisected chunks of man
"You seem to be very proficient at killing."
"I get by. So what was the deal with these goons anyhow?"
"I have served many gods in my time, many of them jealous gods. Or so men say... Although, never have I heard of this Sigmar."
Mildly embarrassed, you dodge the question
"Why were they after you?"
"Long ago, I was slave for R'hllor in Myr, the Lord of Light was the first God I served. I was to be a temple prostitute, yet in those days I craved for more and fled. When they hunted for me, I became the possession of a man they could not touch."
She looks at the chunks of the leader who was cleft from head to groin.
"Still they have not forgotten the insult it seems."
"Think they will hold a grudge against me now?"
"...Yes, though they know to fear you now. I have seen aftermath of many a battle, yet rarely have I seen men suffer such blows. Did many survive?"
"About two thirds ran."
She turns to face you with a smile, her eyes longingly scanning your figure before they stop on the burn marks on your plate.
"You are hurt."
"Minor burns from the main guy's sword. I got ointment for that back home, I'm a physician by trade after all."
"I must repay you somehow..."
"It will have to wait, I've a prisoner to mind to and a night's worth of surgeon work to go through. Good night Hallayn."
You shake off the witch person before she starts try and unbuckle your codpiece and throw your new pet goon over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

"Arkan!"
You turn around to see the witch leaning at the frame of her door.
She bares her breast and blows you a kiss before sliding inside her home.

The Night air doesn't feel so cool all of a sudden.

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Though Niiro's house was to be in full lockdown for the night, you knew the people inside. Striding to your neighbor's house in black plate, a red human shaped sack on your shoulder and a greatsword at your back led to a reception you would have expected, suspicious looks, whispers behind the door and sounds of crossbows loading.

That was, until you actually opened your mouth and raised your visor.

"Ashayanne, I know you're in there it's me, Arkan."
The eye slit on the door opened rapidly.
"Arkan? What by the bloody angels of Bakkalon happened? We heard yelling, screaming and fighting!"
You point to your shoulder mounted goon accessory
"Turns out bunch of these robed freaks came at Hallayn's door with axes, so I fought them off and took this one as a prisoner. Was wondering if you could open the way to the cellar, my shoulder is getting bit tired."
"Yes, yes of course, Master Niiro will be most pleased with your work Arkan."
"Should fucking hope so. If not, I will begin to question the nature our friendship."
After some removing of barricades, you were finally let into the house. The frightened staff looked on as you rattled past them in your plate to Niiro's cellar. After locking the man in a cage, you sat down in the garden and took a breather.

After a while Ashayanne, Niiro's favored slave girl approached you.
"Are we under attack?"
"Not anymore. It's been taken care of."
"Good. That is good. The rest of the household will be relieved."

You began to hear the sound of boots and wagon wheels coming off from the street, in no small quantity.

"It's Niiro! He is back!"
Shortly afterwards a rabble of men entered along with the displeased looking Niiro, who watched you sit in his garden with your bloodied plate.
He turns to his household and addresses them.
"You will all be happy to hear we did what we set out to do."
He raises his hands in the air dramatically
"However, when we came back, I was shocked to find a whole slew of corpses in front of my physician's house."
"Anyone here want to tell what the fuck exactly happened when we were gone?"

> Let his concubine break the news
> Tell him yourself
> "Why not ask the guy in the basement?"
> Write-in

>>4053848
> Tell him yourself
"I was waiting for your return when some crazy people in red robes appeared and started chopping at the sorceress door.Seeing this as an attack of my friends turf,I broke out my toys and slew some of them.Why did they attack the sorceress I have no clue.But I got one alive."
> "Why not ask the guy in the basement?"

>>4053848
>Tell him yourself

>>4053862
>>4053848
Supporting this, well said anon

>>4053848
>> Tell him yourself
R'hllor cultists tried to murder your witch. I stepped out and negotiated with them for awhile until I could finally convince them to leave.

>>4053848
> Tell him yourself

>>4053848
> Tell him yourself
Best he hears it from the horse's mouth.

>>4053848
> "Why not ask the guy in the basement?"

>>4053848
> Tell him yourself

>>4053848
> Tell him yourself

>>4053848
>> Tell him yourself
then
> "Why not ask the guy in the basement?"

>>4053848
>> Tell him yourself

>>4053848
> "Why not ask the guy in the basement?"
first, then once the required wise ass move is done :
> Tell him yourself
>"Hope you do not mind the gift, Niiro, but it is custom to bring gifts to victors coming home, is it not?"

>>4053848
>Tell him yourself
"Your new witch was being attacked so I did the neighbourly thing and took care of it."

>>4053862
this

>>4053848
>>4053862
This

I guess it could be said you did a few warmup surgeries.

>>4054860
We did a thorough study of human anatomy.

>>4053985
This

>>4054928

We did some tests on the mechanical resistance to cutting of the average human body.
We have found it to be severely wanting.

>>4055136
You could say that the experts are divided on the matter.

>>4055140
We need a better cross-section of the representative testing group.

Cut through the heart of the matter.

>>4053848
>"Anyone here want to tell what the fuck exactly happened when we were gone?"
We invented long division.

>>4055140
Thus we can conclude that cultists and magic wielders are no different on the insides than normal humans.

Alright voting is done.
Brexit rules, no second referendums, gg.

Give me a healing check.
>7d6

Rolled 2, 6, 4, 6, 2, 1, 6 = 27 (7d6)

>>4055327
Healz

Rolled 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 1, 2 = 21 (7d6)

>>4055327

Rolled 6, 6, 2, 2, 6, 2, 6 = 30 (7d6)

>>4055327

>>4055333
333 Trips gets 3x6 and 3x6
Noice.

>>4055333
333 Trips gets 3x6 and 3x2
Noice.

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"Some red robed freaks appeared after dark and started wailing at your Sorceress' door with axes. Reckoned it was only neighborly for me to break out my toys and go to town."
His face starts to twitch in anger, as he takes deep breaths through his nostrils to try and calm himself before lashing out and kicking one of his tables on it's side.
"WHO THE HELL DO THEY THINK THEY ARE?!?"
The man roars with so much fury that he is practically foaming at the mouth
"Do I look so fucking weak that they think they can just take what's mine!?!?"
The man stand back from him as he looks for another target to vent his fury on
"No 'Oh, hello, we'd like to buy your freshly acquired slave', oh no! Too fucking cheap to do talk like civilized men are they? This isn't fucking over... I fucking swear this isn't fucking over!"
"Boss, we still got some of the lads who need patching up..."

He gives a violent glare at the man who dared to speak out of term.
"Arkan, you good to work?"
"It's what you paid for. Oh, also, I knocked out one of the goons and stuck him to your cellar. Just in case you'd like to have a word with him."
"Bless your fucking soul Arkan. Right, I'm going to go and have a word with this fuckface. You patch up this sorry lot. We'll have words once we're done, I'll not forget this any time soon."

>30 on healing
>You really are too good for these goons

"Alright ladies, some boiling water if you'd please."
After a brief triage, you begin to clean and suture wounds like a sewing machine, removing barbed arrows and bolts here and there.
"Looks like someone had a crossbow firing bolts dipped in wolfsbane. Not to worry, it's no Basilisk Venom. Aftereffects of this sort of budget poison are easily enough dealt with. Take it easy for a while and treat yourself to some meat. It'll help with the blood loss."
The man nods you quietly with a deathly pallor as he lies on the floor.
"Next one? Anyone left?"
"All done is done Arkan. You really outdid yourself today. Come, Niiro wishes to speak with you."

Ashayanne leads you to Niiro's room where he's drinking heavily.

"This was fucking night and then some wasn't it? Drink with me."
"You know, I don't..."
"You don't drink, you don't fuck, you don't gamble..."
He down's his mug as he chuckles sadly
"Well, at least you fight. Some fucking vice you picked. Bakkalon's balls, I've seen a lot of wetwork, but that was some impressive butchery... That the sword you used to cleave the guy from head to groin?"
"It is."
"Do you mind?"
You hand it over and he carefully inspects it.
"Haven't held a sword this finely made before."
He gives it a swing in the air, feeling it's balance
"You know, they wouldn't sell this sort of stuff to me even if I asked the smiths guild for it. The armor too, absolutely pristine, better take good care of it."
"Thanks."
He hands your sword back to you
"Planning on fighting in the pit of glory?"
"I am."
"I'll have to come and see you fight then. Maybe I'll learn something."

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He sighs tiredly and sits down, refilling his cup.
"Look, I owe for this, big time, like you wouldn't believe. If those red freaks had gotten away with their work, it would have made me look weak. Instead..."
He laughs
"You showed what happens when you try to steal from me."
"Listen, if you need something from me? Just name it. You want a bigger house? Gold? Slaves? Connections? Someone you want gone? If it's within my power, I'll pull some strings and also..."
He gives you a nasty grin
"If you're interested in more wetwork, I think we can work something out."

Pick one

>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."
>[It's free real estate]:"Could do with a bigger house."
>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."
>[Paperwork]: "I'd like some forged letters of recommendation."
>[Seaman]: "I'd like a ship." (Entry-level)
>[Write-in]: what

>>4055392
>>[Seaman]: "I'd like a ship." (Entry-level)
Why don't we return on our often ill-fated attempts of dominating the waves? Maybe this time we can secure the stepstones or go on adventures into Ashai and swim in gold(And learn all the magics)

>>4055392
Well, I'd eventually like to go fight for Bobby B soon, what would best help us out doing that, a Ship maybe?

>>4055392
>[Write-in]: what
"A loan of some gold. I have some investments I believe will have a decent payout in about 3 years. Would you like to invest in this investment? The catch is that it is in Westeros.Been thinking about doing some trading from Essos to there."

>>4055392
>[It's free real estate]:"Could do with a bigger house."
and specify a workshop that we could use to build a plane.

>>4055397
As much as I want a Hammer of the Waters II I think we should move on to inventing planes and shit now

>>4055392
>>4055399
I'd support that, It would likely get us some much needed capitol...but would it bring the wrong kind of attention?

>>4055406
If we planned it correctly,maybe find our old knight mentor.We can cover it as his luck of gamble.

>>4055392
>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."

A chance to get some magic knowledge for our witcher project.

>>4055392
>[It's free real estate]:"Could do with a bigger house."
If it had a small forge that would be swell, there would be some swords and armor like mine in it for you.

>>4055392
>[Paperwork]: "I'd like some forged letters of recommendation."
Specifically marking us out as a great doctor and educated wiseman. Idea is to get us into the upper strata of Westerosi politics and close to rulers so we have some credibility to throw around without needing to be a noble or knight.

That or a bigger house for a workshop setup.

>>4055392
>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."
>>4055403
can't we use the money to fund our research?
if not i'm all in for the loan

>>4055485
both can be used
but I think a loan with large returns will convince him to shell out more. The Harrenhal thing is the cow we need to feed. Sure,we can make stuff with less. But time was never on our side.

Seeing a really mixed bag here. Did we decide on a main objective for this life? What we do we want to work on first?

If it's an option I'd rather take an IOU because we could use it to fill in whatever gaps remain after we (presumably) win fame and fortune in the upcoming games.

>>4055392
Can we just tell him we'll have to think on it? We should be able to have our answer after the festivities.

And based on how we do at said festivities, we as anons may come to a better agreement on how to spend his favor.

>>4055527
I thought our plan was to cause trouble in westeros for abit, save Rhaegar's wife and kids as an excuse to murder the mountain and then play ruin explorer looking for lost secrets.

>>4055392
>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."
I'd say the obvious choice is after the games to try to start up a printing press again.
Those things do just churn out money.

>>4055392
>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."

If she's worth sending that many people after, she's almost certainly the real deal. We could use a bit of arcane know-how.

>>4055527
Our plan is to get as Swole as possible.

Also, important to note that without backing we may get fucked over with our betting...so I’d be careful with a loan.

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>>4055392
>[Paperwork]: "I'd like some forged letters of recommendation."
Perhaps it is time to form the Lyseni Medical Association, or the L.M.A. for short. We shall lobby for mandatory health insurance, strict regulations on who may become a physician, and other regulations. Get rich off of medicine in this life.

Otherwise we can just make lots of dosh via wetwork, helping and hurting.

>>4055392
>>[Seaman]: "I'd like a ship." (Entry-level)

>>4055392
>>4055719
Actually changing to:
>[Write-in]: An impressionable teenage slave, to be raised by us as our squire until he can be our +1 guard in similarly fuck strong gear. Train as we train ourselves, pain and all.
Even if this is a new life, we are a knight. Training a squire is only natural. Perhaps after our death, a culture of Knight Physicians would emerge, who enforce medicine upon the mindless masses.

>>4055392
>>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."
MAGIC

>>4055719
Those are fake papers, I would think any attempts to create something official with it would get cracked down hard on by the Actual Healer guild.

>>4055392
>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."
Witchfu!

>>4055392
>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."

>>4055392
>[Human trafficking]: "I could take that witch off your hands."

>>4055392
>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."

lmao, all these people wanting to stick their dick in the crazy woman that's over 30 years old

>>4056557
You're the one who so desperately wants us to get laid before we hit 100 years old.
And Arkan isn't exactly the most mentally stable individual around himself.

>>4056560
No, we can't it's obvious our virginity is fueling our immortal wizard powers.... lol.

>>4056557
I mean if they REALLY wanted a fuck pillow, they could just take the money and we can buy one that isn't past her prime and hasn't been passed around every temple in Essos.

>>4056571
But what if they want bad poosy

>>4056575
Then they need to get their priorities straight
>Pass up dancing with pure virgin master tailor's daughter
>Jump at the over 30 used whore

>>4055392
>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."
Seems like witch is leading. We don't have to stick our dick in crazy, but that might get us started on the magical track.

>>4056560
He is fairly stable considering he is being controlled by anons.

>>4055392
>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."
It never hurts to have more resources.

If we reach age 100 as a virgin, we gain wizard powers.

>>4055392
>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."

Are people insane? Wtf are we going too do with a lausty witch slave? We have a small room that doubles as our apothecary office with all our stuff.
No serious money and no connections beyond Niiro.
Plus whamenses endanger our wizardhood as if we make it to 22 this life we get magic powers.
Money can get us to westeros and on the path to abuse our knowledge of future events.
Because everyone talks money.

It is also a decent start capital to some fire arms series that we could again sell...

>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."

because anons want to betray her later by tying her up to a operating table and do a live dissection? magic is a science

>>4055392
>>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
I would also go for
>[Paperwork]: "I'd like some forged letters of recommendation."
if we could have them not be forged, and if they had a chance of winning ofc.

I really don't want to take that slave
Can I just vote against it? I don't really have any other preference
If nothing else, I'll drop my vote for the next highest vote (probably money)
Although, could we do something about bakery license? We could one-up our family and the guild by implementing our efficiency methods and take over the market

>>4056951
We can have all the licenses we want but the Guild will still try and fuck us. Not worth the hassle man. Lets go be a merc/swashbuckler/witcher instead.

Also taking the witch because muh teaching magic wont work. Luwen learned his whole life but was still shit. If we want magic we should focus on artefacts and ancient knowledge from Valyria or similar.

>>4055392
>[Show me the money]:"Money is fine."

>1 posts for money
I smell a samefag.