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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, hot-shit destroyer of anime pussy and 422,000,000,000,000,000 time champion of the North High quiz bowl.

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Season 2/3/4 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)
Season 1 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/rkSCNTEa

Season 1 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Season 2 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/iDiki7kt
Season 3 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/FAC5emid
Season 4 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/0LwgLaHB
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy

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Episode 1 ("Five Petabytes per Second"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3757772

Episode 2 ("Galatea Trick"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3775200

Episode 3 ("2MI DA"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3787986

Episode 4 ("Fooly Chloe"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3818053

Episode 5 ("Jigglypuff"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3832845

Episode 6 ("Ghost in the Shell: Little Sister Complex"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3845974

Episode 7 ("Bubblegum Crisis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3891623

Episode 8 ("Keki's Delivery Service"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3915096

Interlewd 7 ("Fuck x Sis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3915096#p3927685

Episode 9 ("Neon Weeaboo Catachresis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3938754

Episode 10 ("David Darkbloom is a Hero"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3957632

Episode 11 ("Cool Devices"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3972889

Episode 12 ("Comic Market"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3983792

Episode 13 ("Chloe Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3993152

Episode 14 ("No Matter How I Look at It, It's Sand Reckoner's Fault the World is Ending!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4003099

Finale ("The Disappearance of Alabaster Soliloquy"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4017335

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AND NOW, THE OVA:
"No Fuck No Life"
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>>4047909
First for I can't believe it's over
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It is time.
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Folks, it's been an honour fucking with you.
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>>4047909
Vivian. Forever and ever.
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IT'S FINALLY HERE
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One last ride!
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Noelle Handholding
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>>4047909
>busy and can't interact with the thread much
I hope I can make the voting at least
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Unofficial Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyI635o2pmk
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>>4047909
10th for GOD I'M SO GLAD IT'S BACK.
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>>4047922
But you're gonna miss Quiz Bowl, anon!
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Some brief notes on structure.

First, remember that we'll be taking a break in about an hour, to head over to chartanon's Twitch stream, and duke it out with Fuck Quest trivia!

(I won't participate in the contest since it wouldn't be fair, but I'll be there.)

The OVA will continue throughout tonight, and into tomorrow -- and into the next week or two, also. I'll be making posts off and on for a little while!

I'll be posting up some votes for scenarios suggested by some of you, as well as things I myself have conceived. I want the atmosphere to be easygoing and laid-back.

Feel free to suggest some things here in the thread, too. If I like them, or if they gain traction, I'll see what I can whip up.

Let's have fun!
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>>4047931
>-- and into the next week or two, also.
holy fucking christ
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>>4047931
>and into the next week or two, also.
>and into the next week or two, also.
>and into the next week or two, also.
>and into the next week or two, also.
>and into the next week or two, also.

What the fuck did we do to deserve such a based individual as you.
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>>4047931
>Suggestions
I don't think anyone mentioned it, but Rose Soliloquy protecting her brother's supposed chastity!
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>>4047933
fug kwest 4eva
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>>4047931
Truly the honeymoon we've been waiting for.
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>>4047931
>The OVA will continue throughout tonight, and into tomorrow -- and into the next week or two, also. I'll be making posts off and on for a little while!
Fuck yeah

>>4047937
This sounds fun
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"--to their new reality."

You slowly nod as you stroke her cheek. "It's gonna be great. We'll be able to do things right this time... we can finally--"

Rose falls to the side.

She leaves your sight so fast that for a split moment you worry she simply vanished into thin air. The bookbag's buckles, rebounding off her skull, sound literally like a klonk. Rose scuffs her wrists and knees in the little xeriscaped rock garden beside the footpath leading to your door.

"What are you doing at Ally's house!!" roars Whitney. "Get the fuck out of here, President Hitler! No one likes you!"

"Urrrgh..." Rose groans, trying, and failing, to climb to her feet. She props a hand against Whitney's bookbag lying beside her, give herself some purchase. But she slips, and falls back onto her chin in the rocks. A clean TKO in one hit -- Whitney is once again the undisputed world champion.

"I banish thee!" Whitney says, making the sign of the cross with her forefingers. "Banished!"

She may have just assaulted Rose, but her penchant for assaulting Rose is a known quantity -- in this universe or any other. You're so beyond joyous to see her that you don't even stop to help Rose to her feet -- you just stride towards Whitney, swiftly, and purposefully.

This is something new to her, in this world. She backpedals, one, two, three small steps -- taken literally aback by your forwardness, and the gleam in your eyes. "--Ally--?" Is all she can get out, before you take the sides of her face in your hands, and pull her close, and kiss her. Full on, forcefully, hungrily. You press your mouth to hers, enjoy the sweet taste of her breath and the tang of her sweat, the pliable fullness of her lips and the utterly clueless irresistance of her tongue as you probe her soft, wet mouth. She pulls off you just long enough to choke out a second "Al-ly?" the second syllable catching, lilting upwards, in a mixture of trepidation, surprise, joy and uncertainty. When again you kiss her, this time holding her by the sides of her arms, those lean, toned, tanned, warm arms of hers, you tug her bodily closer to you, as if trying to merge yourself into her. She trembles in your embrace like a starling after a storm, and exhales hard through her nostrils as her eyes go half-lidded. She doesn't know where this is all coming from, but she'll roll with it. She lets you kiss her as you will. You're vaguely aware of Rose, finally on her feet again, behind you, watching, and most probably approving (despite having taken a beating); and of Mom and Cerise, still inside, also watching, and most probably not.

You neck her a little too. Can't help yourself. You trail kisses up and down her slender neck, making her draw a sharp breath through her teeth at this new, even more unexpected, intimacy. She's jelly in your grip. You breathe her scent deeply, that unique earthy smell of Whitney's you've been so long without, and by the time you're done sucking on her skin the hickey is already forming.
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>>4047931
Seriously, OP, you've always had a knack for resolving would-be unfortunate eventualities like tie votes and now the lack of time to do every last idea. Top-tier storytelling.

I'm staying up all night to participate in this one last hoorah.
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>>4047949
FUCK YES
ROSEFAGS BTFO
I still love you guys and her
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>>4047949
Absolutely based
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>>4047949
Straight from the fucking jump. That's my girl.
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>>4047931
>suggest some things here
Alabaster and Mom on a day out, as she proudly flaunts her baby bump to anyone she can while leaving her relationship with Ally and his responsibility for said bump awkwardly vague
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>>4047949
>Whitney is once again the undisputed world champion.
>neck kisses
You are a god, OP
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>>4047949
New beginning or last thread's ending, this scene is a perfect fit for any of the two scenarios.
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"Oh my God, Ally," is all Whitney can say. "You... you..."

"Come with me," you say. You take her by her hand, and lead her past the threshold into your home.

You say to Rose as you pass, "I'll be right out, okay?" -- to which she responds with a knowing nod. She rubs the welt on her chin -- but isn't at all upset at what you're clearly about to do. She knows she'll get her turn, too.

She is, though, as always, a stickler for time:

"But, you know -- we really shouldn't be late on our first day of--" Rose begins.

You ignore her.

"Is this just the harem house now?" Cerise demands, spinning on her heels and following you as you lead Whitney upstairs.

"Yes," you say.

"Where are you taking her?" Mom calls, as you bring a now full-on giggling Whitney upstairs.

"Bed," you say.

"You'll get diseases!" Mom howls. "That girl is a hussy!"

Whitney struggles to keep pace with you as you hurry upwards.

Cerise is following you.

"You're seriously going to have sex with Whitney, out of -- fucking nowhere -- at 8 AM in the goddamn morning, when both of you should be at school--"

"Yes."

"Oh my GOD," Cerise harrumphs. "You've got to be--" But you're not joking, and Cerise realizes this as you pull Whitney past the threshold of your bedroom door, gently close and lock it behind you. Cerise's voice, through the door, is muffled: "Freak!"
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>>4047949
>You neck her a little too. Can't help yourself.
Oh Alabaster. Never change.

Aren't we, like, way older than her now? Not that that's ever stopped us before, I guess
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Ally made mistakes
https://youtu.be/l9EWx0FxHNs
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>>4047930
It can't be helped
>>4047949
>direct continuation
I was hoping for this.
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>>4047974
BASED.
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>>4047975
Only mentally. Physically, we're our old self too.

>>4047974
>Whitney taking our virginity again
The timeline remains intact.

PAINT HER GREEN.
PAINT HER GREEN.
PAINT HER GREEN.
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>>4047974
(clueless) "Today I will fuck Alabaster Soliloquy"
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>>4047949
Jesus Whitney calm down. Glad to see the rise of Chadabaster
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>>4047981
Surely that's the more important part, though!
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>>4047974
>straight for it
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>>4047986
Alabaster is technically legal. He's over 422 trillion years old after all!
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>>4047974
What a fucking legend
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>>4047974
>"Is this just the harem house now?" Cerise demands, spinning on her heels and following you as you lead Whitney upstairs.

>"Yes," you say.

Nail House ver 2
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>>4047974
>"Where are you taking her?" Mom calls, as you bring a now full-on giggling Whitney upstairs.
>"Bed," you say.
>"You'll get diseases!" Mom howls. "That girl is a hussy!"

Well, Mom had better protect her beloved son by making sure that he pours all his love into her.
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>>4047974
>"Oh my GOD," Cerise harrumphs. "You've got to be--" But you're not joking, and Cerise realizes this as you pull Whitney past the threshold of your bedroom door, gently close and lock it behind you. Cerise's voice, through the door, is muffled: "Freak!"

this really is the best timeline.
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>>4047974
>"But, you know -- we really shouldn't be late on our first day of--" Rose begins.
Ah, so this is why Gal got Alabaster's seat.
We're not making it to school today, are we?
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>>4048003
We've got a counter to fulfill. Alabaster is gonna speedrun this shit for the 422.
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Greatest timeline
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>>4047974
I'M LATE BUT IM BURSTING WITH JOY NONETHELESS
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>>4048008
The Fuck Quest speedrun memes were real after all
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>>4048015
If we fuck her hard and fast enough, we can clip through the floor and wrongwarp to class mid-coitus
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>>4048023
Only if we got the first frame door-entry, otherwise it fucks with the load order.
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>>4048024
IT'S HERE
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>>4048024
>https://pastebin.com/aCQsZBXd
ALWAYS
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>>4048024
These callbacks are so beautiful. I fucking missed her, bros.
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>>4048024
Goddamn that was cute
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>>4048024
THE UNIVERSAL CONSTANT, ACROSS ALL TIME AND SPACE
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>>4048024
>always first
THE STREAK
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>>4048024
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>>4048024
Oh boy, so many callbacks. Sadly no Green but that would of been overkill.
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>>4048024
ALWAYS
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GIRLS FUCKED: 1/?

You roll off Whitney, content. You're not tired, but you need a couple moments to catch your breath. Whitney, legs stippled with your genetic material and equally worn out, crawls over to you and strokes your chest.

"Where... did that come from...?"

You just suck down air.

"You weren't a virgin... were you?" Whitney asks. "Who were you fucking, you dork? It wasn't Rose, was it? Even you wouldn't stoop that low! Who taught you that? I'll thank her and then beat her ass!"

You think about that.

"I guess I was a virgin," you conclude.

"What? How can you guess that you're a virgin--"

You cut her off with a kiss. "I was. Hentai teaches you things, you know?"

She huffs. There's a brief lull, one that grows just a little ruminative.

"What did you mean?" Whitney asks you softly. "A few minutes ago, when you said you realized something... what did you mean?"

"I'm in love with you," you tell her.

The smile flickers on her face like TV static. She isn't sure how to take such a revelation. She seems half-convinced you're joking, or lying, or that she's hearing things. But the happiness refuses to go away.

"Fucking dick munch!" She finally says, punching you in the shoulder.

"Ow," you grunt. "Jesus. Why are you hitting me? I love you."

"Why couldn't you have figured that out sooner!" She shouts. She buries her face in your chest. "I... I love you too, Ally... I always did."

"Let's have the best school year ever," you tell her, ruffling her hair.

Face obscured, she nods. Her nose tickles your nipple.

As you rise to your butt, her eyes follow you. "What was Rose Mallory doing at your front door?" She asks.

You pause. How should you approach this?

"Well... what do you think of her?" you ask.

"Kind of a bitch. Which is why--"

"Do you think she's hot?"

"Well. Yeah. Too bad she's got a stick the size of Texas up her ass."

"Let's fuck her," you say.

This is the moment of truth. Is Whitney going to reject your proposal?

Whitney stares at you. Her eyes glimmer. Slowly, a grin spreads across her lips. "But-- what if she doesn't want to?"

"Oh," you say, "she will. Trust me."

Whitney tosses your jeans at you. "Get dressed, you fuckin' pervert."
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>>4048024
This poor girl must be so confused
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>>4048057
>1/?
Oh fuck
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>>4048057
>GIRLS FUCKED: 1/?
o
fuq

I can't believe Alabaster is this universe's Whitney.
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>>4048057
>"Let's have the best school year ever," you tell her, ruffling her hair.
I'm dead
I'm deceased
I'm no longer bound to this plane of existence
Nothing more is necessary
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Remember to vote responsibly, lads.

Didn't have time to change Makoto and Sable's icons, but it should be obvious they're not dead.

Didn't have time to add a certain universal AI, either
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>>4048057

The speedrun continues
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>>4048057
>Let's fuck her
I don't have enough reaction images for this OP
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>>4048057
That copy and paste from S1. Beautiful
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>>4048057
>Hentai teaches you things, you know?
Real sly excuse there, Alabaster
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"So my fucking parental units got Obamacare and-- huh huh huh--" Stackleford gasps to catch his breath as he waddles behind you, Whitney, and Rose. "So these fucking fascist doctors want to tell me I'm like, prediabetic or-- huh huh -- or something? Fucking nignog president, I swear to god..."

"I don't think Barack Obama is the reason you have diabetes," Rose says. Sherlock Holmes over here.

"Pre diabetes," Stackleford is quick to correct.

Rose checks the time on her cell. "We are... so, so late."

Whitney keeps an arm looped around you, and stares at Rose suspiciously the entire way to school, like a fussed mother might eye a pervert lurking near her kid in a park.


It's Stackleford who broaches the most obvious question: "So, uh -- huh, huh -- when did you two become, like, friends? I -- huh -- thought you were enemies or something?"

"It's complicated," Rose says, glancing back his way with a smile. She reaches for Stackleford's greasy forehead, and pulls his pussy deflector off.

"Hey--!"

"StuCo's instituting a new rule," Rose tells him. "No bandanas on school grounds." She tosses the thing down a gutter in the curb as you pass.

"What the fuck!" Stackleford shouts. "Bitch!"

"Do you have to be in cunt-mode all the time?" Whitney glowers.

"Do you really want to defend Boyd over his unfortunate choice of apparel?" Rose retorts. "Choose your battles."

Whitney flips her off.
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>>4048077
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"If you want to resume your quest to be the next hokage," you tell Stackleford winningly, "then make sure to vote for me this fall. I'll protect your right to free speech and expression."

"--Vote?" Rose says, voice catching.

"Yeah. For president."

She stops dead in her tracks. You stop just a couple paces on, turn.

"You wouldn't," she says.

"Why not?" You say. "Just a friendly competition, right? May the best candidate win."

"You're gonna run for prez?" Whitney says, grinning. "Hell yes. Now that's change we can believe in!"

"My nigga!" Stackleford says, holding his palm up for a hi-five, but you leave him hanging. He awkwardly lets his ham-hand fall to his side.

"No cheating!" Rose warns you, pointing at you.

"Of course not."

"I mean it!"

"We'll cheat our asses off!" Whitney tells her, sticking out her tongue. "Ya done, Rose. Buh-bye!"

"We don't need to cheat," you tell Whitney, turning and resuming your unhurried trot towards the school. "We'll beat her fair and square."

"Heeh. President Soliloquy! So cool."

Rose huffs. But you can tell that, beneath the facade of anger she wears, she's excited for the chance to have it out again.
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>>4048090
Ohhh man.
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>>4048068
>Whitney half dead.
I mean, I know she got well and truly fucked just now, but gawd.
>>4048057
While it might break the universe, I do want to see Whitney throw down with Whitney. I think they'd be game for it too.
>>4048077
>>4048090
Good to see Rose stepping her game up too. Fuck Boyd, in a friendly, you can be better, kind of way.
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>>4048090
>"We'll cheat our asses off!" Whitney tells her, sticking out her tongue.
Oh, how I missed this.

I'm sure we'll be cheating our asses off, just maybe not in the way she meant it...
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Stackleford will always be the best character.
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>>4048100
Rule number 5, Anonymous-dono. No rules.
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>>4048098
Whoops! This is what happens when I spend too much time preparing for the stream and neglect my chart duties.
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"Oh," Whitney says, remembering something. "Watch your back today. I've got a stalker."

You frown. "What do you mean?"

"I mean what I said! This creepy little goth bitch was stalking me on my way to your house today."

This time, Rose isn't the only one stopped dead in her tracks.

"Crazy, right?" Whitney says. "She rolled up in this fancy as shit limousine all decked out like she was on her way to a funeral. Couldn't have been older than like 10. Maybe 11. She was raw-dogging me halfway to your house--"

"Raw dogging?" Rose cuts in.

"--Her car followed behind me for like 10 minutes before I finally yelled at her and scared her off!"

"Did she... say who she was?" You ask.

"No, and I hope I don't ever see that creepy little shit again!" Whitney says.

You're pretty sure she's going to see a whole lot more of her.

Stackleford trudges past. "Speaking of psychos... huh... we really better get going... we're super late, and I've got a psycho for first period computer class... she'll cut my head off or something if I'm much tardier."

"I don't think you could get any tardier, Stacks," Whitney tells him.

You continue walking, Stackleford now in the lead, as he looks back and says: "Well, I don't want to get on Ms. Guiteau's bad side... I'd be a goner for sure."

Rose's breath catches. Yours, too. You give each other a knowing glance.

Now that she's been mentioned, you recall her -- the her of 422, that is -- Ms. Guiteau, the tyrant who teaches programming at North High.

It's going to be an interesting school year.
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>>4048111
Ohhh man.
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>>4048077
>She reaches for Stackleford's greasy forehead, and pulls his pussy deflector off
Good

>>4048090
Can't wait to see one of Chadabaster based speeches
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>>4048111
ooohohoho fuck oh man
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>>4048111
>"She was raw-dogging me halfway to your house--"
>"I don't think you could get any tardier, Stacks," Whitney tells him.
Oh Jesus I have missed this girl.
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Oh shit, the time is flying.

Let's quiz!

https://www.twitch.tv/chartanon
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>>4048127
AHHHHH
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>>4048127
H*cky to the yeah!
Time to kick some ass!
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>>4048127
H-have fun guys
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It is so surreal to hear someone actually speaking FQ-related names and terms aloud. It's like my first anime con all over again.
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carte422 is running away with it.

This is fantastic
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>>4048213
I told you fuckers I had this.
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>>4048327
Who?
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Good game lads, that was fun.
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>>4048336
Cheers. I'd like to throw down with you again under better conditions one day.
But that was a well deserved W
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>>4048336
That was fun! Nice job on first, I'll take my second place.
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>>4048336
Unlike Vivian playing ringfit you didn't break a sweat wiping the floor with everyone.
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>>4048327
How could you forget the one and only Rose? Rose Mallory that is
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Thanks for coming out, everyone!

Gonna acquire those stats real quick. Please wait warmly.
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>>4048347
Thanks for hosting! It was a great time!
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>Some months later.

Ms. Carte sits across the kitchen table from Mr. Carl Price in his ramshackle tin trailer home. On Ms. Carte's left stands David Darkbloom, who despite being nothing but a shady financier in this configuration of the cosmos, still gives you the creeps in a major way. But his creep factor is getting deployed to a worthwhile end this afternoon:

"...and violating the NDA will invite terrible legal consequences that, I assure you, you will not weather."

Sitting beside Ms. Carte is Whitney. Ms. Carte is hugging her tightly to her bosom.

"This what you want?" Carl asks her.

Whitney nods. "She's my mom, right?" She stares at her lap. "And... it's not like you'll miss me."

Carl looks at Darkbloom. "You gonna hold your end of the bargain?"

"I am a man of my word," Darkbloom says. "$2 million wired into your bank account this evening, as soon as you sign away custodian rights."

Charlotte, who is serving as counsel and notary alike, slides the paperwork across the table. "With this, Whitney Price will become Whitney Carte," Charlotte explains. "You will waive all rights to guardianship, visitation, and power of attorney. You will be barred from contacting her unless she seeks out contact with you first. Do you consent to these terms?"

"I don't have a bank account," he tells Darkbloom.

Darkbloom sighs. "I will deliver it in cash on a flatbed truck if that's what needs be done. Just sign the goddamn papers, Carl."

He huffs, even as he takes the pen and signs below the signature of Ms. Carte and above the signature of Charlotte. "Don't think I won't sue if you don't hold up your end."

With the stroke of a pen, Whitney now has the name of the woman who gave birth to her.

"Guess she'll move out tonight?" Carl says.

"That is the intent," Darkbloom says. "She will go and live with her mother."

"Go pack your bags, baby," Ms. Carte tells her. Whitney nods, stands, and goes.

When she's out of sight, only then -- Ms. Carte lunges across the table and grabs Carl by the collar.

"What the--" he gasps.

"Yyyyyou motherfucker!" Ms. Carte screams. "That's all you care about? The money? You raised her for 18 years -- not very fucking well, I might add! -- and you don't give a shit about her?!"

"Renee," Darkbloom says firmly.

Carl struggles against the surprisingly strong grip of the beet-faced Ms. Carte. "What the fuck, lady! You're getting what you want, ain't you?"

"You worthless, sniveling, awful little--"

"RENEE," Darkbloom booms, laying a hand on her shoulder up by her neck. Ms. Carte slowly, and hesitantly, lets Whitney's surrogate father go. She settles back in her chair.

"Mr. Price is correct," Darkbloom says. "He has what he wants, and you and Whitney have what you want. The past is the past. We all can now move on from it like civilized people."

Still, she grumbles.
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>>4048347
A better bar trivia experience than I've had in a while. Good shit.
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>>4048351
>With the stroke of a pen, Whitney now has the name of the woman who gave birth to her.
RENEE WINS
WHITNEY WINS
WE WIN
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>>4048351
>Whitney Carte
How many surnames can this girl take? I love it.
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>>4048351
A blessing.
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>>4048356
Just this one, it's the only one she needs, and the one she deserves!
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>>4048359
What about Soliloquy
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>>4048352
I know, I moved away from my bar trivia team so this was nice,
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Vivian deigns to come into the squalid dump that Whitney grew up in. Whitney must have texted her that everything is a go. She strides past the kitchen without even glancing in, straight for Whitney's bedroom, there to help her older sister pack her things. You join the pair.

"I might actually miss this place," Whitney says, scooping a hamper of clothes haphazardly into a duffel.

"Why on Earth would you miss a living situation as... dreary... as this?" Vivian asks. She carefully folds Whitney's bedsheets: first the topsheet, and then, impressively, also the fitted sheet. You didn't expect a girl who relies so much on the help to actually know such difficult domestic chores.

"I 'unno," Whitney admits. "It's how I grew up."

"I can solemnly assure you that you will be happier with Ms. Carte," she says.

"Oh, for sure, I'll be happier at Mom's apartment," she says. You stack her soccer trophies and other meager knick-knacks into a cardboard box, but Whitney apparently doesn't like your packing skills, because she bumps your hip to scooch you aside, and horns in on it.

"Why don't you move in with us too?" Whitney asks her sister.

"I must help father run his company."

Whitney rolls her eyes. "Help father run his company... good Christ, Viv. He doesn't need help from a pint-sized loli who thinks she's queen of the universe."

"Please refrain from using the lurid language of Alabaster's pornographic comic books."

"They're not comics--" you begin.

"Apologies. Manga."

The way she deploys air quotes is downright vicious.

"In any case," Vivian says, "I will still be close to you and Ms. Carte -- every day in point of fact."

"Yeah?" You say. "How?"

"I have applied for and successfully received a zone variance. I will attend North High as a freshman for the balance of this school year."

"What!" Whitney yowls. She drops the geode she was holding, into her box of trinkets, where it clunks against her cherished dildo.

Even in this universe, Vivian's laughter is a haughty "ufufufu."

"You're not old enough, you fucking brat!" Whitney says, grinning with an open mouth.

"Do you truly believe skipping grades is some great object for me?" Vivian asks. "I could be attending college at the moment, should I so choose-- there are many such cases."

"It's true," you agree. "I was just reading the other day, about this 11 year old girl who's at Berkley -- Ebony something --"

Vivian goes red in the face. "Let us not speak of such matters. The point remains that I am more than capable to enter high school now."

Whitney hugs her -- suddenly, and tightly. Vivian lets out a little "hup" of surprise.

"You should join quiz bowl with us!" Whitney says, hopping up and down.

"I intend to. Your team needs the help."

Oh boy.
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>>4048361
All in good time
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>>4048363
>Ebony something
Oh boy.
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>>4048363
I'm glad to see them getting along right out of the gate.
And a Darkbloom and a Carte on Quiz Bowl? The NERVs don't stand a chance.
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>>4048363
>"You should join quiz bowl with us!" Whitney says, hopping up and down.

>"I intend to. Your team needs the help."

Are we getting a rematch with that chink quiz bowl team against our dream team? Bonus if Chloe is somehow in it.
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>>4048367
A Darkbloom, a Carte, a Soliloquy, and a Mallory. Fuck winning the Nationals, we're going global.

>>4048363
Best girl.
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Choose one of each.

>Wholesome
[ ] Cerise notices her senpai!
[ ] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
[ ] Ms. Guiteau and Ms. Carte do battle for club members!
[ ] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!
[ ] Your imouto has a buddy! She's really shy!
[ ] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?

>Lewd
[ ] Alex forced you. It was practically rape. You're not gay.
[ ] Kay teases Noelle a little too much... and gets a nasty surprise.
[ ] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
[ ] Quiz bowl drilling. Quiz bowl drilling never changes. Or... does it?

(And from here on out, feel free to add suggestions, too.)
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>>4048368
I'm half-expecting a stealth Makoto if Boise is OVA relevant.
>>4048371
I wonder if there's a world where Quiz Bowl is like that Sliders episode 'Eggheads', where mathaletes are demi-gods and trivia dorks get to be on wheaties boxes.
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>>4048385
>[x] Ms. Guiteau and Ms. Carte do battle for club members!
Ms. Carte loses, then segues into,
>[x] Quiz bowl drilling. Quiz bowl drilling never changes. Or... does it?
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>>4048385
>[x] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
>[x] Ms. Guiteau and Ms. Carte do battle for club members!
THESE I WANT THESE
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>>4048385
>[ ] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?
Kay being Kay is always worth watching

>[ ] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
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>>4048385
>[x] Ms. Guiteau and Ms. Carte do battle for club members!

>those lewd options
mmmotherfucker
We better get another option at voting for these, because I definitely need to come back for that drilling one

>[x] Kay teases Noelle a little too much... and gets a nasty surprise.
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>>4048385
>Kay is after a scoop
>Quiz Bowl Drilling
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>>4048385
>Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!

>Alex forced you. It was practically rape. You're not gay.
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>>4048385
>[X] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
>[X] Alex forced you. It was practically rape. You're not gay.
I know what I like goddamn it
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>>4048385
>[ ] Ms. Guiteau and Ms. Carte do battle for club members!
>[ ] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?

Need some more Rose2 in my life.
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>>4048385
>[ ] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!
This is way to funny not to pick
>[ ] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
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>>4048385
>[X] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
>[X] Kay teases Noelle a little too much... and gets a nasty surprise.
More cute moments with two criminally underserved couples, please!
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>>4048385
>[X] Ms. Guiteau and Ms. Carte do battle for club members!
>[X] Quiz bowl drilling. Quiz bowl drilling never changes. Or... does it?

I really hate that I have to work tomorrow, I mean, in a few hours.
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>>4048385
Fuck there are too many good choices.
Uhhhhhh.

>Wholesome
>[x] Ms. Guiteau and Ms. Carte do battle for club members!

>Lewd
>[x] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
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>>4048385
Wholesome
>[x] Ms. Guiteau and Ms. Carte do battle for club members!
Lewd
[x] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
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>>4048385
>[X] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!
>[X] Quiz bowl drilling. Quiz bowl drilling never changes. Or... does it?
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>>4048385
>[x ] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?
>[ x] Kay teases Noelle a little too much... and gets a nasty surprise.
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>>4048393
>>4048385
Welp, nasty surprise is losing, so I'll have to come back to THAT later. Gotta help out
>[X] Quiz bowl drilling. Quiz bowl drilling never changes. Or... does it?
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>>4048385
Oh man, I'm conflicted on the wholesome votes.

>[ ] Ms. Guiteau and Ms. Carte do battle for club members!

>[ ] Quiz bowl drilling. Quiz bowl drilling never changes. Or... does it?
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>>4048385
>[x] Your imouto has a buddy! She's really shy!
>[x] Quiz bowl drilling. Quiz bowl drilling never changes. Or... does it?
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>>4048385
>[ ] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?
[ ] Kay teases Noelle a little too much... and gets a nasty surprise.

sorry everyone, but the cakes have become my favorite
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>>4048408
It's tough, man. Sable vs Renee sounds really promising, but I never knew just how much I wanted to see Sable being cute for Alex until this moment
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>>4048385
this better not be the last we see of some of these
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>>4048385
>[x] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!
>[x] Quiz bowl drilling. Quiz bowl drilling never changes. Or... does it?
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blessed bot
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>[ ] Ms. Guiteau and Ms. Carte do battle for club members!
>[ ] Quiz bowl drilling. Quiz bowl drilling never changes. Or... does it?

Closing.

Please wait warmly.
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>>4048427
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>>4048385
>[X] Ms. Guiteau and Ms. Carte do battle for club members!
>[X] Quiz bowl drilling. Quiz bowl drilling never changes. Or... does it?
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The hardest vote and most split vote in fq history.
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>>4048427
Fun stuff~.
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>>4048432
nah, that was the one in season 1 where we had to say whether or not we loved Whitney while at the dinner table with her. It was so intense that OP had to resort to using strawpoll
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>>4048434
The strawpoll that got proxied to death and back and turned over the vote. What a time.
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>>4048427
You know, I'm usually completely fine with with not winning a vote but I'm genuinely pretty sad about the living arrangement one losing
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>>4048450
I'm sure we'll at least hear about it in some capacity. I'm more just curious about what the hell is going on with that because of the strange implication. Believe me this was a tough vote for me, but seeing Sable in a new context has me sold.
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>>4048385
(Suggestions)

Rose reveals how much she knows about her parents swinging and debauchery to them.

Scarlett can't take it anymore. Her son can't be this much of a Sexual Tyrannosaurus! He didn't even stop when she accidentally caught him balls deep in that floozy Whitney's awful mother!

Saul and Alabaster bond over through going to the gym and getting /fit/.
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>>4048430
>Carte stronk
I can't complain.
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While waiting, I've considered the 'Rose problem' for a week or so now and think I have come to a reasonable conclusion: Rose doesn't actually remember anything from 421. OP just determined that the best thing to provide Alabaster with would be a companion who understands some measure of the challenge, and used Ally's memories of his time together with Rose to make it happen.
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>>4048472
It's less grim than the thought of 421 Rose and Ally essentially Daltblooming their 422 counterparts.
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>>4048477
It's not really Daltblooming since their memories are merging. It's more like what happened with Amber and Scarlett in 421.
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>>4048454
But the scene playing out was the funny part. I'm curious, has Rose won a single one of these scene choices since the wedding? I don't remember any
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Oh fuck me I forgot to mention

A big thank you to my good friend @elbyboxus for doing this fantastic quizmaster Renee art! He doesn't post his art a lot, but he's really good at what he does.
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>>4048486
I want more! I love it!
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>>4048486
It's super good! Bully him into making more!
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>>4048486
Tell 'em it's really cute art. Could've sworn I've seen that artstyle in a quest when viewing the catalog.
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It's nearing the end of November, and the deadline for club applications is thus also nearing. Normally that deadline would pass completely unnoticed, but this year is different. Because at either end of the school's sciences wing, Sable and Ms. Carte have both set up shop, to pamphleteer and tout the benefits of joining their respective clubs.

They have helper elves, too.

Sable of course is using Alex, now as always her right-hand boy. And she even managed to rope in Cerise, who has an equally strong interest in robotics, and has become an assistant helping program the robots.

Sable, who sagely told you when she hatched her scheme that "sex sells," has decked both of them out in maid uniforms, to patrol the school and hand out the fliers for FIRST Robotics.

Ms. Carte, not to be outdone, has dressed Whitney and Vivian up in bunnygirl outfits. Outfits which are way too risque to be legal -- sending her girls forth to lure in hapless hormone-addled adolescents to the transhumanism club.

Each day before first bell, and again at lunch, and again for a little while after last bell (club times permitting), Sable and Ms. Carte sit at little ad-hoc booths with blank signup sheets, just outside their classrooms, waiting for newcomers.

The bone of contention is this: both clubs have exactly 22 members at the moment, but both women believe their own club should have the greater membership.

Of course, despite the solicitous, verging on pornographic advertising their helpers have conducted across the North High campus, these women are, in the end, chairing a couple of capital-D Dork clubs -- big, big, big time dork clubs (and you say that as a card-carrying member of the quiz team). The school's dorks have already self-selected into one or the other. Since both clubs meet on a Tuesday/Thursday schedule, it's not possible to be a member of both at once -- and so these 44 social pariahs who compose the vast majority of North High students who would be into these sorts of things, are all accounted for.

This means the daily wait for new members these teachers conduct is always fruitless... and always devolves, first from mutual scowling at one another, to occasional hurled insults, and finally, sometimes, into light-to-moderate violence. Foxy boxing, Whitney calls it, as she roots for her mother from the sidelines.
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>>4048477
We've had a couple discussions about the Ship of Theseus before, but I think the OP was pretty clear in declaring that all Alabasters are equally real. For him at least, the question is thrown out the window because there can only ever be one Alabaster Soliloquy.

Where it gets hairy is when you consider that 422 Rose's perception of herself from 421 is radically dependent upon how Alabaster felt towards her. Because that's all the OP had on hand.

Not that they could 'prove' any of this because to Rose the things she did when Alabaster wasn't around for would still feel real. And there's no one around to say differently. But still, it's neat to consider.
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>>4048499
>maids vs bunnygirls
oh my GOD
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>>4048499
Ohhh man this is already great.
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>>4048499
>Foxy boxing
B-but, they're bunny girls, not foxes!
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>>4048499
>44 social pariahs
>both clubs have exactly 22 members

AHHHHH
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>>4048506
Which haremite has the fluffiest tail?
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>>4048509
Samantha.
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They're trying to woo you, too. In fact, you're the most-coveted catch.

When you get to school in the morning: there's Alex, dressed like the happiest whore to ever live, ready to force another pamphlet into your hands and coo: "robots are cooool, Ally~" He holds his hands up and wiggles all ten fingers in the air. "Joooooinnnn usssss~"

Cerise, hungover and pallid, is less friendly. "Join the club or I'll kick your ass."

"You wish," you tell her.

"Are you gonna join the club?" Alex wants to know. "C'mooon."

"I'll think about it," you say noncommittally.

"Rose?" Alex says. "Rose?" He looks from Rose to Rose.

"If we build a robot, can we send it to the moon?" your little sister wants to know.

"For the last fucking time, there is no space program in FIRST Robotics--" Cerise begins.

"You could put a rocket on it," she counters, trying to be helpful.

Rose gasps and sputters as Cerise grabs her by her candy-pink hair and drags her away, to goodness only knows where, to dole out goodness only knows what punishment.

"I'll come if Alabaster does," the other Rose says, when your sisters are out of sight.

Alex smiles. "Of course. The vice president should always follow her president!"

Rose's face twitches. She balls up the blank application that Alex handed her and throws it at him. He meekly covers her head with both white-gloved hands as she stomps off.

"Did I say something wrong?" He asks you.

"Not at all," you say.
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>>4048509
Well, obviously Smatters. She takes very good care of it! The shower in Whitney's bathroom is full of tailcare products that keep it light, bouncy, and very fluffy. Just don't mistake it for shampoo!
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>>4048512
>Alabaster won again
Oh fucking lmao
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>>4048512
>Alex smiles. "Of course. The vice president should always follow her president!"

>Rose's face twitches. She balls up the blank application that Alex handed her and throws it at him. He meekly covers her head with both white-gloved hands as she stomps off.

>"Did I say something wrong?" He asks you.

>"Not at all," you say.

Ahahaha, good shit Alex
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>>4048512
>Of course. The vice president should always follow her president!
Hah! Ally won again!
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>>4048512
>Alex
>Gloves
You found me out. How did you do that?
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>>4048512
>Chadabaster won again
He's going for the 100% speedrun
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>>4048512
SUKI DA
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Whitney's advertising tack is more boisterous, as expected. She stands on a cafeteria table during the pre-bell breakfast hour, megaphone in hand, crowing: "Transhumanism!"

And standing on the ground below her, also holding a megaphone, Vivian softly repeats: "Transhumanism."

"Transhumanism!"

"Transhumanism."

"Sign-ups are with Ms. Carte outside her classroom!"

"Please sign up promptly."

"We'll kick your butts if you don't!"

"Your horizons will expand immeasurably if you do."

"Transhumanism!"

When none of the bedraggled, sleep-deprived students milling around seem to care about the pitch -- this being their 7th consecutive schoolday doing it -- Whitney takes to pointing at random people and exhorting them personally:

"You! Yeah you, fag! Join Transhumanism club! ... Don't look at me like that! ... Fucker."

Vivian puts her bullhorn down when she sees you coming in. "Alabaster Soliloquy. Have you reconsidered your terrible mistake of not joining our organization?"

"Organization?" You sputter. "What the fuck is this, the mafia? It's a school club. You -- ow!"

You grunt in pain as a paper airplane sails straight into one of your eyes.

"Heeeh~" Whitney laughs. "Gotcha."

You pick it up and unfold it. It's a signup application for the club.
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>>4048512
>Alex smiles. "Of course. The vice president should always follow her president!"
Absolute kek
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>>4048525
>You grunt in pain as a paper airplane sails straight into one of your eyes.
Oh yeah oh yeah.
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>>4048533
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>>4048535
Great aim, Anonymous-dono.
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>>4048351
Just realized we missed the reunion again.
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On the last day of November, just after final bell, Vivian sends you a text:

>To Alabaster Soliloquy: Please come at once to Ms. Carte's room. It is a matter of urgent importance. Sincerely, Vivian.

A matter of urgent importance. Yeah, right. You and Rose laugh over it together as you hang out in the StuCo room. How stupid does Vivian think you are? She obviously just wants to make a last-second pitch for her club.

A few minutes later, Alex also texts:

>Ally! You gotta come quick! It's an emergency! AAAAAA!

Rose sighs. "Goodness. He's so good at suckering peop--"

"We should go see what's up," you cut in. "It sounds important."

---

You hurry to the hallway for the school's science classes. The bland beige walls here are lined with informational posters about mitochondria, chemical periodicity, geologic strata, and such. As you round the corner at a jog, your tennis shoes squeak on the tile. Rose hurries after you.

You wonder what the emergency could be. A medical episode? A fight? A horrifying robotics malfunction? You need to protect Alex at all costs!

As you draw nearer to Sable's classroom, Alex steps forth, and stops you with a hand to your chest. He's in his full maid getup; but, alluringly, the hem is cut extra short, and you think that he might not be wearing panties underneath, as he usually does.

Between his hand and your chest, is one of those damned signup sheets. He must be responsible for the death of a thousand redwoods by now with as many of these things as he's forced on you.

"There you are!" He cries. "You just have to join! Right away!"

You snatch the application from him. "This is what you brought me running for? Oh my God."

"OH!" Whitney shouts, from across the hall. She stomps with one of her stilettos. "So you'll come running for the twink, but not for my little sis! That's how it is?"

"I am intolerably offended," Vivian adds.

"Ally!" Alex says, clutching your chest, hopping up and down. Yep, definitely nothing on under that dress. "Please! Pleasepleaseplease!"

"It is the last day," Sable reminds you. "Your skills -- would be such a boon."

"For the last time, Sable--" you begin.

"Stop with that!" Sable shouts. "Show me some respect. I am a faculty member here. Call me Ms. Guiteau."

"Call her bitch!" Ms. Carte shouts. "That's what she is! Come join the transhumanism club already!"

Sable's neck vein twitches, a sign that a freakout is brewing.

"You're not helping, Ms. Carte!" You shout.

"Call me Renee, you stupid pervert!"

Rose, behind you, is nothing but smugness. "I told you," she says. "Never should have come here."

"He got honeydicked! Again!" Whitney says. "Unbelievable! Alex spreads his butt open for you one time and he has you wrapped around his pinky!"

Alex turns crimson.

"Excellent work," Sable tells him.

"I suppose he would rather make love to a fellow homosexual than indulge in two sisters at once," Vivian murmurs.

[ ] Join FIRST.
[ ] Join Transhumanism Club.
[ ] Join neither.
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>>4048581
Let's see.
We're already Stuco pres.
We have Quiz Bowl to take care of.

Such a busy life you lead, Alabaster Soliloquy.

>[x] Join Transhumanism Club.
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>>4048581
>[X] Join FIRST.
I've missed Sable too much to pick anything else.
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>>4048581
>[x] Join Transhumanism Club.
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>>4048581
>Transhumanism
Righting our original sin
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>>4048581
>[x] Join FIRST.
I love Renee and Vivian and Whitney but I love Cerise just a little more.
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>>4048581
[x]Join Transhumanism Club
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>>4048581
>[x] Join Transhumanism Club.
FINALLY
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>>4048581
>[x]Join Transhumanism Club
Gotta go with Renee
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>>4048581
>[X] Join FIRST.
I am 100% getting honeydicked and that's fine by me
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>>4048613
How am I just now noticing your ID
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>>4048616
Shit, you're right

>You need to protect Alex at all costs!
This made me smile, btw
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>>4048581
>[ ] Join Transhumanism Club.
It is written in stone.
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>>4048581
>I suppose he would rather make love to a fellow homosexual than indulge in two sisters at once
Well, Ally already has two sisters back home. But this family trio though.

>[ ] Join Transhumanism Club.
Sorry Sable! But maybe Whitney's mechanical wizardry can still be of help down the line?
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>>4048581
>[ ] Join Transhumanism Club.
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>>4048581
>[x] Join Transhumanism Club.
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Congrats again to carte422 for his landslide victory. This is for you, courtesy of my good friend Elby!

If you guys had any specific requests for other draws, let me know! Explicit draws are okay, but I'll probably veto any particularly niche fetishes. (Sorry OP, no watersports)

Also, no Alabaster, sorry. He's not too interested in drawing a male character that isn't a trap.
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>>4048645
absolutely perfect
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>>4048645
Oh my golly gosh you're wonderful. Thank you and your friend so much!
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>>4048645
Noelle and Kay handholding and blushing profusely
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>>4048581
>[X] Join neither.
>[X] Make them work for it.
A contentious vote.
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>[x] Join Transhumanism Club.

"It is such a sad state of affairs--" Vivian begins, but loses her wind as Whitney hauls her up, onto the little booth Ms. Carte has set up.

"Hey Ally!" Whitney calls. "Viv is right! Get a load of what you're missing in our club, huh?"

She grabs the crotch of Vivian's bunnygirl costume and tugs it to one side -- giving you and everyone else a beautiful view of a pair of your favorite openings.

"W-Whitney--!" Vivian gasps -- too weak to close her thighs, as Whitney holds them apart.

Ms. Carte is scandalized, too, and looks away... but a little hesitantly, it seems.

"Hmmph," Sable sighs. "That undeveloped slut is no match for this, is she?"

She grabs Alex's dress and hikes it up. No more doubt whatsoever: nopan. Alex stands there trembling, knees knocking as his thin legs shake.

As if materializing from nothing, Cerise is in the hallway, there to appreciate the view.

Such a hard decision. Literally, and in more ways than one. But in the end, you've got a bigger weakness for bunnygirls than for maids.

"Sorry," you tell Alex. "You can have this back." You hand him the blank application.

His sniffling, sniveling despair is heartbreaking. But you can soothe that vicarious sadness with some loli pussy, so it's all fine.

It seems that Rose has differing tastes. Or maybe she takes pity on the boy she was just warning you not to get suckered by. "I think I'll sign up for FIRST," she says.

"Really?" Alex says -- still standing there exposed, as Sable's angry eyes follow you down the hall.

Rose slaps his ass.

He jolts, yipping in pain. "Rose--!"

Cerise slaps Rose's hand back -- and swats Alex's ass, too. "Hands off. Gayboy's mine."

"We can fight over him," Rose coos.

"This is no good!" Sable shrieks. "We're just tied again now!"

"Oh, one of us will be tied..." Cerise says, licking her chops.

"This is no time for perversion... a tie is as good as letting that awful old hag win--"

"Fuck you too!" Renee snarls.

"Please unhand me..." Vivian begs her sister, even though her lower half is more honest about how much she likes to be exposed.

But Whitney finally relents as you draw near, letting Vivian cover her shame -- shabbily, since the bunnysuit only barely covered it to begin with.

"Great job, Viv!" Whitney tells her. "You honeycunnied him."

"Never say that again," you tell her.

"You'll have to find some way to shut me up, then~" Whitney says, grinning at you.

As Sable, Rose, and Cerise retreat with Alex back into Sable's classroom; you retreat with your slutty bunnies into Ms. Carte's. Ms. Carte herself stands uncertainly out in the hall. You wag your eyebrows at her.

"Err... have fun, you three," she says meekly. "I, uh... I'll organize the booth a little."

You're sure the noises the three of you make carry well into the hall. And you're sure they ignite some uncomfortable feelings in the good doctor.
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>>4048666
What a win.
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>>4048666
Beautiful post
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>>4048666
>honeycunny
Okay, that's a good one

Sad to let down my boy, but in the end, I'm sure there's nothing he'd ever want more than to be in a club with three dominant women, anyway
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The lewd will come tomorrow. I'll post up some brief non-lewd scenes next.
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>>4048666
>"Great job, Viv!" Whitney tells her. "You honeycunnied him."

>"Never say that again," you tell her.
Amazing.
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>>4048686
Cool beans.
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Had to leave for a bit, glad you guys made the right choice. Transhumanism all the way
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>>4048690
At least post the less boring background one.
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>>4048696
But that's the version without the swastika and hammer+sickle!
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>>4048697
I didn't notice!
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>>4048703
much better, thank you for this
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You've barely settled into your room for some much-needed me-time before you hear an unholy racket from the next bedroom over. It sounds like Cerise is trying to beat her walls to death.

Rose, underneath your desk, looks up at you from between your legs. "Are you gonna go deal with that?"

"I think I should."

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You barge into Cerise's room without knocking. Her shit's all fucked up; her PC monitor lies on its face, her clothes and circuit bending gear are strewn all around the floor, her bed's mattress is lying diagonally cocked and half pulled off the box-springs. She's even now in the midst of ripping her bedside lamp from the wall by its cord, when you shout:

"Cerise! What the hell!"

She stops, panting, turns and looks at you.

"What?" She says.

"What the fuck do you mean, what? You're in the middle of a tard rage, that's what!"

"...Am I?" She says, as if this is a fact she could have mistaken.

"Yes! You are!"

"I didn't realize," Cerise says. And then, without looking away from you or dropping her pained smile, she punches her wall hard enough to put a hole in the plaster. Arm fully extended, she twists her fist back and forth in the little divot made by the punch, causing dust and crumbs of drywall to waterfall down to her carpet.

"Good lord," you huff. "Talk to me. What's the matter?"

"Nothing's the matter!" She insists. "Love is blooming in anime club! I'm so happy!"

Though she graduated a couple years ago, Cerise chairs the anime club for want of a real faculty advisor. She just got back from a meeting.

"Love between... who?"

"Connor, gentleman he is, asked Anna to prom! And--" Cerise smiles so hard you think her skin will pull back and reveal her skull. "Anna said yes!"

You swallow hard. Connor, the fedora-wearing, fingerless-glove-donning, trenchcoat-sporting freak? That Connor? No way.

"Oh, she's so excited about it!" Cerise says. "Not. She said yes because -- Get this, Alabaster! -- she said yes, because she didn't know how to say no! That's what she told me!"

She punches her wall again -- still without glancing back at the property damage she wreaks.

You nod. When Cerise turns, and picks up her lamp again, and hefts with obviously violent intent for it -- you gently pry it from her hands.

"M'lady!" Cerise says. "Will you come to prom with me, m'lady? M'lady?"

"Are you jealous?" You ask.

"W-what? Jealous of Anna? Do you really think I'd--"

"No. Are you jealous that he's taking her? Rather than you taking her?"

Cerise laughs. "Don't be crazy. This shit again? I am not in love in Anna, Alabaster. Okay? Get it through your thick skull. This isn't some moeshit yuri anime. She's got the shittiest taste of all of them. And she's half-mute, and she's so fucking clingy, and she... she..."

Tears trickle down Cerise's cheek.

[ ] Get involved. Stop this disastrous prom date from happening.
[ ] Cerise needs to experience this jealousy to come to grips with her feelings for Anna. Don't intervene.
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>>4048712
>[x] Get involved. Stop this disastrous prom date from happening.
Time for Assholebaster to penetrate through the problems!
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>>4048712
>[ ] Cerise needs to experience this jealousy to come to grips with her feelings for Anna. Don't intervene.
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>>4048712
>[x] Get involved. Stop this disastrous prom date from happenings.
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>>4048712
>[x] Get involved. Stop this disastrous prom date from happening.
422 has failed, abort scenario
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>>4048712
Let Conner experience the jealousy and pain to turn him into an actual human
[X] Get involved. Stop this disastrous prom date from happening.
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>>4048712
>[ ] Get involved. Stop this disastrous prom date from happening.
Seems like fun
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>>4048712
>[x] Cerise needs to experience this jealousy to come to grips with her feelings for Anna. Don't intervene.
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>>4048712
>[X] Cerise needs to experience this jealousy to come to grips with her feelings for Anna. Don't intervene.
I want to see Cerise herself be the one to go berseker mode
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>>4048712
Get involved. Save Gal.
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>>4048712
>[ ] Get involved. Stop this disastrous prom date from happening.
Are we going to have to burn down North High again?
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>>4048712
>[ ] Get involved. Stop this disastrous prom date from happening.
But we need to do it in such a way that it's Cerise who shuts down Connor in the same manner she handled herself as a candidate during that open forum.
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>>4048712
[X] Cerise needs to experience this jealousy to come to grips with her feelings for Anna. Don't intervene.
Cerise and Gal are my OTP. It must hurt before it gets better.
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I don't think you guys understand the potency of Cerise stealing Connor's prom date during the actual night of prom

It would be fuckin glorious
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>>4048743
The more I think about it the more I want this >>4048727
I want Cerise to be the absolute Stacy I know she can be.

>[X] Cerise needs to experience this jealousy to come to grips with her feelings for Anna. Don't intervene.
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>>4048712
You know what? I'm in for this >>4048743
Changing my vote from >>4048716 to
>[x] Cerise needs to experience this jealousy to come to grips with her feelings for Anna. Don't intervene.
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>>4048743
I just think it would be fun to try and mess with things man
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Looks like we have ourselves a good old-fashioned tie.
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>>4048712
>[ ] Get involved. Stop this disastrous prom date from happening
Probably too late
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>>4048754
Ohhhhhh man.
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>>4048756
I hate when I'm right
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You walk with Anna back from school the following day. Just the two of you: Anna with some of her books clasped in front of her and her bag looped over one shoulder, you with nothing (backpacks are awful to tote around, and it's not like you ever do your homework anyway).

"thanks for helping me Sir"

Anna calls you "Sir" ever since you beat the shit out of an asshole who was harassing her. It's a tic she developed with no prompting from you whatsoever. Guess some things never change.

You invited her over to your house today, on the premise of helping her with her final project in Sable's programming class. But you never had any intention of helping her -- that's going to be Cerise's job, tonight. Neither of them know it yet, though.

"Heard you were going to prom," you say airily.

She nods, huge bespectacled eyes fixed firmly forward. "mm"

"Pretty lucky for a freshman girl to get asked to senior prom," you muse.

"mm"

"But you're going with kind of a weirdo, aren't you?"

Anna stops. You turn and face her.

"i'm sorry Sir... you don't approve"

Is that a question? A statement? Hard to say with that inflection... or lack thereof.

"Well, no, I don't," you admit, in any case. "Connor is... eugh."

She stares at her sneakers.

You scrutinize her. And as you do, it finally dawns on you: "You did it on purpose, didn't you?"

She winces.

"You want to make Cerise jealous, is that it? So you said yes... not because you didn't know how to say no... but because you wanted to get under her skin."

Anna finally meets your eyes. She puts her index finger to her lips in the universal signal of "quiet."

"You little slut!" You laugh.

She grins slyly. Being called degrading names is no deterrent at all for her, you know.

"Well, it worked," you tell her. "She played demolition derby in her room all night last night."

"was it that bad"

"Oh, it's worse than you could imagine. Mom about had a heart attack when she saw the damage."

She grins again. Cheeky bitch.

"For the sake of her sanity," you say, "call it off already. You're going to give her hypertension at the ripe old age of 20."

"i will call it off just as soon she tells me to," Anna says.

You step to her.

"are you going to bully me into changing my mind" she asks, quirking an eyebrow and tilting her head as if daring you to try.

"Whether you change your mind on this or not, I'll definitely bully you."

Right there on the sidewalk, you wrap a hand around her throat. Through the merciless constriction on her airways, she grips your forearm and smiles at you.
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>>4048767
o o f
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>>4048767
g o d
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The time is now 4:22 AM.
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OVA boop!
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I don't know where my booppost went but it sure as fuck isn't here.
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>>4048776
>>4048783
this fucking site is broken
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Waiting with every iterations smartest girl!
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>>4048767
>Through the merciless constriction on her airways, she grips your forearm and smiles at you.
Throughout Anna's existence you've just enhanced my latent choking fetish, hope you're happy OP.
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Whitney took an after-school job at a daycare center. At the time, you'd thought it was a horrible idea to put her in charge of young, rambunctious, and impressionable children -- but Ms. Carte saw something different in her, and encouraged her to do it.

You have to hand it to the old lady... she was right. Whitney has a rapport with these kids that you'd never have suspected. And she barely ever swears around them.

The main room of the daycare center has interlocking foam jigsaw pieces for flooring, and crude artwork by the children papering the walls; it smells like sour milk and poop in here, despite the frequent applications of Febreeze and anti-bacterial wipes. It's noisy, and hectic, and confusing; every time you visit, you leave nursing a nascent migraine. But this is Whitney's element. The caregivers in charge of the place frequently remark that they've never seen these pre-K demons as well-behaved as they are for the few hours a weekday when Whitney is there to assist.

Usually you avoid the place like the plague (and plague hotspot it really is, as Whitney's recent bout of flu attests to). Today, though, you visit for a particular purpose. You missed Whitney during the school day, since she cut out of auto shop early. And doing this conversation over text would be... well, it wouldn't be right. So here you are.

She's at the head of the room, the toddlers sitting criss-cross-applesauce around her in a rough semicircle. She doesn't notice you come in, because she's so involved with the singing game she's playing, a call-and-response number with the children. So you stand there appreciatively and watch her.

She sings, voice a pitch-perfect contralto as she bobs from side to side: "A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man runnin' the stand -- HEY!"

She points at the children, who, off-key and out-of-sync, sing back: "bum-bum-bum!"

She shrugs, both palms held up facing the ceiling. "Got any grapes?" She points at the kids again, who take their cue:

"Bum-bum-bum!"

It's at this point Whitney finally notices you. She turns your way and smiles toothily at you. Looking back towards her charges, and says: "Shoot! My boyfriend's here. Sit tight, okay?"

This draws a sitcom-audience style "oooooohhhhhhh" from the little snots, plus also croons of "Ms. Carte has a boooooyyyyyyfrieeeeennnnnddddd!"

"I do!" She says, unembarrassed. "And he's cute! Cute!"

They giggle derisively at her. It sort of hurts your feelings that calling you cute is a laugh line, to be perfectly frank.

"Let's count, okay?" Whitney tells them. "Gimme to 60 Mississippi! Be right back!"
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>>4048797
oh golly gosh this is great
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We've come full circle and are having a victory lap, I still can't believe we're actually here.

You're the best OP. You already were a magnificent bastard in 2014, back when I thought that painting whitney green could never be topped. But now you have ascended to the god of smut and actual quest finisher.

Whatever happens next, however this ends and whenever you decide to write something again, I will be there, waiting warmly.

Thank you
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>>4048797
I can't believe Whitney is teaching herself how to become the perfect mommy for little baby Amber
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>>4048767
>a new, more assertive Anna
I love it
>>4048797
>Whitney is good with children
[x]impregnate
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She steps into the hall with you, just outside the door so she can continually look back into the room through the porthole window and make sure no one's getting into trouble.

"All right," she says. "I have a bunch of brats counting Mississippis for me, so make it quick."

"You're really good with these kids," you tell her.

She sort of half-shrugs. "It's nothing special," she insists.

"Sure it is. You're a natural leader."

"You're misoverexaggerating. It's not like I'm running bio-dad's company or something."

"Maybe one day."

"Yeah right," she laughs. "I'm just a glorified babysitter here. You sing songs and play dinosaurs with them and keep them quiet until their mom and dad come to pick 'em up. Anyone could do it. I don't know why everyone makes such a big deal."

"I'm just surprised at how little you curse around them," you say.

"It's because of that," Whitney tells you, nodding at a jar on top of a cabinet just inside the room. You crane your neck to peer up at it. It's full of quarters.

"Swear jar," she tells you. "Not that money matters to me anymore, since I'm basically a billionaire at this point. I mean, I could give a shit about money these days. But it keeps me on my toes."

You give her a meaningful look.

"What?" She says. Then, blinking: "...Oh. Shit. ... Shit! Fuck! Goddamn -- agghhh! You asshole! Oop-- f-- aghhh!"

She clutches her hair with both hands and shakes her head violently. Without swear words, she's down a good 50% of her vocab.

"Why don't you just empty your pockets on this one," you tell her.

She slugs you in the chest. "What do you want, you effing A?"

"You," you tell her.

"What else is new?" She giggles.

You give her a single curt nod: "You -- at prom."

"...What."

"Go to prom with me."

Whitney swoons -- literally -- and you have to catch her in your arms.

"You're S'ing me," she says. "No effing way."

"Yes effing way." You help her back upright again, and abashedly rub the back of your head. "I... uh... had a sign, and some flowers... but you left school early, so."

From your pocket, you pull a little jewel case, inside of which is a ring. Not the kind of ring a billionaire could buy, but you did go a little beyond your means. The diamond is pretty, anyway.

You slide it onto her finger, despite the leaflike trembling of her hand.

"Ally... I'm... I'm not crying, am I?"

"A little."

She wipes her face with the back of her wrist. "Eff. They're gonna make so much fun of me back in there."

"Let 'em." You kiss her. "So is it a date?"

"Eff yes it's a date."
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>>4048806
Now now, Amber is our kid with Rose.
Whitney's kid is this timeline's Will.
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>>4048809
She can still be the mommy!
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>>4048808
Hnnnnnng.
My heart.
My effing heart.
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>>4048808
>From your pocket, you pull a little jewel case, inside of which is a ring. Not the kind of ring a billionaire could buy, but you did go a little beyond your means. The diamond is pretty, anyway.
I can't fucking believe we just literally proposed to Whitney before prom.
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>>4048808
A ring? I thought we were asking her to prom, not proposing marriage.
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>>4048817
Rings for everyone, now.
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Bedtime. Pick a couple more scenarios overnight:

>Wholesome
[ ] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
[ ] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!
[ ] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?
[ ] I want to get /fit/ with Saul! I really, really want to!
[ ] Rose needs help with her math homework! And Rose is the perfect person to help!
[ ] The StuCo campaign got kinda heated...
[ ] Is it really a good idea for Mom to bring dessert to a parent-teacher conference?

>Lewd
[ ] Alex forced you. It was practically rape. You're not gay.
[ ] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
[ ] Family movie night Mk.422
[ ] Whatever universe Whitney goes to, she must also rape.
[ ] Seems like Cerise and Anna made up.
[ ] Vivian's evil scheme!
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>>4048830
>Wholesome
>[x] Alabaster and Rose's living arrangement causes a stir!

>Lewd
>[x] Vivian's evil scheme!
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>>4048830
>[ ] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?
>[] Vivian's evil scheme!
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>>4048830
[x] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!
[x] Family movie night Mk.422 (I'd choose Cerise x Anna but maybe doing this first will unlock a special event)

The quiz bowl drilling still takes priority
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>>4048797
>[ ] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!
>[ ] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
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>>4048830
Oh right and goodnight, OP-sama! And all the rest of you!
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>>4048808
Goddamnit OP, you already emotionally did me in with Cerise and Gal's wedding vows, now you pull this off.

>>4048830
> ] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?

>[ ] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
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>>4048830

>Wholesome
[x] Is it really a good idea for Mom to bring dessert to a parent-teacher conference?

>Lewd
[x] Family movie night Mk.422
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>>4048830
Nighty, OP~

>[x] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
>[x] I want to get /fit/ with Saul! I really, really want to!

>[x] Alex forced you. It was practically rape. You're not gay.
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>>4048830
>[X] Is it really a good idea for Mom to bring dessert to a parent-teacher conference?

>[X] Family movie night Mk.422
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>>4048830
>[ ] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!
>[ ] Seems like Cerise and Anna made up.

fuck it was a tough choice between cerise and ann and whitney rape but i love cerise and anna too much and we're already getting whitney prom so i'm fullfilled there
close third in impressionable imouto
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>>4048830
[X] unique living arrangement
[X] Kay is after a scoop!
[X] The StuCo campaign got kinda heated...

[X] Alex forced you.
[X] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
[X] Whatever universe Whitney goes to, she must also rape.
[X] Vivian's evil scheme!
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>>4048830
>[x] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!

>[x] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?

I really want to see more of our new little sister.
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>>4048808
God. I love this so much.

>>4048830
>[x] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
>[x] Seems like Cerise and Anna made up.
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As requested, here's some blushing and handholding with no ulterior motives whatsoever.

haha

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>>4048906
holy shit holy fuck jesus yes
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>>4048906
Cute girls doing cute things
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>>4048830
>Wholesome
>[ ] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?
>Lewd
>[ ] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
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>>4048830
Oh boy oh boy

>Wholesome
[ ] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!

>Lewd
[ ] Family movie night Mk.422
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>>4048797
>>4048808
Always, always let your tomboys know how precious they are to you, FQ.
I'm not crying. Shut up!

>>4048830
>[ ] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?
>[ ] Vivian's evil scheme!
I already enjoy her, but I want to learn to like Vivian more!
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>>4048830
>[x] Rose needs help with her math homework! And Rose is the perfect person to help!
>[x] Vivian's evil scheme!
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>>4048830
>[x] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?
>[x] Family movie night Mk.422
>>4048906
LEWD
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>>4048808
All right with the world.

>>4048830
>[X] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?
>[X] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
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>>4048830
>[x] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!
>[x] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
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>>4048830
>[X] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
>[X] Seems like Cerise and Anna made up.
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>>4048830
>Kay wants a scoop
>Unique living situation

>family movie night.
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Just joined this a End of the story party Shit I don't even know who we were playing as and what happen throughout this story . Sigh
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>>4048906
Amazing. Wonderful. Brilliant.
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>>4049264
It's a quest board, Anonymous-dono. All the previous threads are archived at the top of the page. Enjoy the read.
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>>4049264
Technically this is a different universe, only 2 people remember everything that has happened in the last 50+ episodes
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Yes there is many, which one is first . Thx I will enjoy
>>4049279
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Oh could i get it in order so I wont get confused Thx.
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>>4048830
>I want to get /fit/ with Saul! I really, really want to!
>Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?

>Family movie night Mk.422
>Whatever universe Whitney goes to, she must also rape.
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OP, can you do more snuff? Still jerkin' it to Whitney's last moments.
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>>4048830
>[x] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!
>[x] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?

>[x] Alex forced you. It was practically rape. You're not gay.
>[x] Family movie night Mk.422
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>>4048830
>[X] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
>[X] Alex forced you. It was practically rape. You're not gay.

More snuff please! Watching the light go out of someone's eyes while their face twists in pain and betrayal is the best, but not the Best!
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>>4049388
>>4049400
Have a (You) from OP himself and run along.

>>4048645
I love these images your friend is doing! I was going to let more people do requests, but you're getting fewer than I thought. So before I get back to writing, I'll lodge one:

I want to see Cerise lovingly choking Gal while fingering her with her other hand and staring deeply into her eyes! I really want to! Maybe while Gal has a pair of panties stuffed in her mouth (optional)
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>>4049409
>I was going to let more people do requests, but you're getting fewer than I thought.
I thought that was only a thing for the quiz bowl winner and top scorers or something.

Maybe I'll join Trackman in his quest to get his borger munching Chloe.
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I want to see Cerise lovingly choking Gal while disemboweling her with the knife in her other hand and staring deeply into her eyes! I really want to! Maybe while Gal has a cadre of vape pens stuffed in her mouth (optional)
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>>4049415
The drawing came as a surprise to me too, actually I'm glad Chart knows what I like .

I would like to second this motion for a capitalism devouring chink.
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>>4048830
>[ ] Alabaster and Rose's unique living arrangement causes a stir!
>[ ] Your imouto is a little too impressionable, isn't she?
YES YES YES

God, why can't we pick multiple...
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>>4048645
Requesting Rose2 harassing Makato
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Speaking of Rose2, it's a miracle Alabaster hasn't called his sister that yet
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>>4049443
Reality merge, yo. Ally might carry the memories of his previous life, but as far as he's concerned now, Rose has been his kawaii imouto for at least the past 14 years at the same time.
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>>4049443
She prefers bara wa bara wa kedakaku saite
bara wa bara wa utsukushiku chiru
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>S and M session with Rose S and Rose M
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>>4048830
>Wholesome
>[x] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?

>Lewd
>[x] Vivian's evil scheme!
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>>4049446
She will always be Rose2, that is an indisputable fact
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>>4049501
Nah, she earned her name. Rose and Rose Imouto forever.
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>>4049409
I've been sitting on a request idea as well, but was waiting for chartanon to come online. I've sent it to him now though, so he'll see it later.
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OP, I didn't put an answer to your questions in the last thread, but the quiz bowl flashbacks in Seasons 2-4 were my favorite parts. What does quiz bowl look like this time around?
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I'm sad I can't play it but the OVA is great so far. Only complaint is that it's a little too Whitney focused, there are other girls and all
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>>4048830
>[X] Kay is after a scoop! But can she suffer the dorkiness of everyone in your orbit to interview David Darkbloom's bastard daughter?
>[X] Vivian's evil scheme!
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>>4049779
This suspicious vote brings a two-way tie for wholesomes and a three-way tie for lewds. Gonna close the vote here.
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>>4049796
Oh that's funny.
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>>4049796
Guess this is my way for making up after I ruined that tiebreak back in season 1.
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There should be a bondage scene with your waifu all done up in shibari and ball-gagged, and the rope is tied to a stake stuck in a beach and Alabaster just leaves your waifu there and the tide is coming in.

I love the beach!
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>>4048830
>[X] Sable wants to impress Alex
and
>[X] Alex wants to "impress" Alabaster
Forgot to vote last night, hopefully it's not too late
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>>4049899
Voting's closed. A two-way and a three-way tie
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>>4048581
>"He got honeydicked! Again!" Whitney says. "Unbelievable! Alex spreads his butt open for you one time and he has you wrapped around his pinky!"
>Alex turns crimson.

Yeah, we're definitely going to need this one. For science.
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>>4048797
>>4048808
This is everything best about FQ. I missed the comfy slice of life antics, and the smiles we saved.
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>>4048830
>[X] I want to get /fit/ with Saul! I really, really want to!

We might still be able to be on good terms with him in this life. Also fit so we can keep up with Whitney

>[X] Alex forced you. It was practically rape. You're not gay.

>David Darkbloom
>nothing but a shady financier in this configuration of the cosmos

Uh, is this David supposed to be modeled on some other certain shady financier who may or may not have had a predisposition towards younger women?
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hey so who are the gal and ceris characters
like what’s their designs or what are they based from

asking for a friend
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>>4050158
Touka Takanashi from Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai is Cerise.

Gal is represented by Futaba Sakura from Persona 5.
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>>4049796
>five things instead of two
At least more choices will cycle in when OP finishes writing all this stuff on Tuesday.
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>>4048024
>you are mine
Everything I hoped for, glad OP went with shy Shit, aggressive Baster
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>>4050123
I can't believe David Darkbloom didn't kill himself.
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>>4049409
Glad you like em! I'll definitely pass that along.

Unfortunately, I did already request a Cerise x Gal pic from him last night on Trackman's behalf, so he might want to draw some other girls before coming back to these two. Regardless, here's drunk NEET wife with her loving shy wife.

https://i.imgur.com/zyn5e9L.png
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>>4050229
O-oh my.
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>>4050229
Blessed and pure.
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>>4049426
i only have mspaint right now but here's a lil somethin
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>>4050349
You're beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
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>>4050349
IT'S PERFECT
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>>4049409
Welp, disregard that! Turns out the madman was browsing the thread of his own volition while I was asleep, and had already started working on your request without me asking!

https://i.imgur.com/SarC2ru.png

This might be the last one he can do, though. Weekend's almost over, which means busy times ahead.
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>>4050391
Bueno.
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>>4050349
Absolutely tickles my fancy.
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I said that was the last one but then he did this, so here we are
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>>4050499
what a legend
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>>4050499
YES
YES
YOUR FRIEND IS AMAZING
THANK YOU BASED ANONS
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Is it time?
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>>4050499
Oh boy, we got a great 2-for-1 deal for this request. Your drawpal's a total blessing.
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>>4050499
And a Spongebob joke on top of that
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>>4050530
How does it keep getting better

Does your friend realize that he is now fully responsible for 2/3s of all images on the internet related to Kaguya Shinomiya and hamburgers?
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>>4050535
>How does it keep getting better
The pics can be stitched all together into some kind of reaction panel.
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The Mindbreakers are going to Boise!

It's an all-star lineup: you and Rose, joined by Vivian, Whitney, and -- after much poking and prodding -- Alex.

In the last universe, when only you and Rose were there to carry the team, even making it out of the state championship was dicey, and you only just eked out victory on the big stage in nationals. This time around, state was a cakewalk -- there were only a few matches where the losing school's score was within 10k points of yours. Many were complete shutouts. You and the team trounced the very best talent that the very best private schools of California had to offer, and so became the Cinderella story of the academic quiz bowl circuit. The plucky public school kids from unassuming Gilroy, kicking ass and taking names -- who doesn't like to root for the underdog?

There's a few weeks yet to go before you all hop aboard a bus destined for Idaho. Although Mr. Langley is still your coach, and a good one at that, his coaching is now supplemented by the extracurricular efforts of Ms. Carte, whose trivia hounding verges on the legendary. Numerous have been the days recently when you and the team decamped from your practice sessions with Mr. Langley only to head directly to Ms. Carte's apartment and drill all night long.

Ms. Carte is a harsh taskmistress. With coffee a-brewing to keep you all alert, and a stack of trivia almanacs to rifle through, she crams factoids at high speed down your caffeine-lubricated noggins:

First appearance of Bugs Bunny? Porky's Hare Hunt, Alex is quick to reply. Smallest prime number larger than 4,228? You're convinced it's just an educated guess, but Rose immediately and correctly replies 4,229. Date of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand? Vivian knows: June 28th, 1914. Fifth man on the moon? Alan Shepard, of course -- you know that one off the top of your head.

The name of the game, on these nights you spend at Ms. Carte's place, is not so much to prepare for your competition -- your competition is fucking doomed -- it's to compete against one another, for bragging rights. To see who among you can accumulate the most points. Ms. Carte keeps track on a big whiteboard. 100 points for correct responses -100 for incorrect responses. It's hot and heavy. First Rose leads, then Alex, then you, then in swoops Vivian. Back and forth and back and forth, you all battle for the crown. A literal crown. A cardboard crown from Burger King, granted. But a crown nonetheless -- and one of the most jealously coveted in all world history, you would hazard to guess, with as desperate as you all get in fighting for the right to wear it.

It's some of the most fun you've ever had that didn't involve getting your dick wet.
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>>4050586
>and -- after much poking and prodding -- Alex.
>after much poking and prodding

heh.
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>>4050586
>They added Alex to the team.
Holy fuck, they really are doomed. Poor rest of the team being literal benchwarmers.
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>>4050586
T R I V I A
I'm glad to see Alex is enjoying his high school years this time.
>including Whitney in the all-star lineup.
I'm cautiously curious.
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But if it sounds like someone's missing out here, it's because they are. Whitney is on the team at your invitation, but she really isn't cut out for it. She never answers questions. Though sometimes she privately tells you: "I knew that one" after someone else answers. You believe her when she says so. It's a lack of self-confidence that prevents her from ever trying to answer herself, even when she thinks she knows. Brash as she is in most things, she feels keenly a sense of limitation and inadequacy here. The more nights like these you all spend at Ms. Carte's flexing your brainiac muscles, the more it seems that Whitney suffers the sting of not fitting in.

As long and as well as you've known her... you don't know how to make her feel any better about it.

Her mother does, though.

It's a night like so many others, all of you crowded around Ms. Carte's minimalistically decorated living room, laughing and joking. Rose is on her knees in front of the coffee table with a scrap of scratch paper for those damn math questions she's so good at, pantyhose-clad toes digging into the shag carpet as she thinks. Alex is next to her on the ground, also with scratch paper, eating Pringles one at a time -- using his superhuman skill of making a can last all night with as slowly as he snacks. Vivian is half-sunk into a beanbag chair, casually reading a brick-thick history of the Eastern Roman Empire as she answers questions. Ms. Carte herself is pouring you all a new round of coffee, much appreciated, it being 12:24 AM on a Friday (well technically Saturday... but... you know.) You sit on the loveseat, wielder of The Crown™ (for now), and Whitney is curled around you, sleepy, morose, and mute, but adoring you nonetheless.

"How long have you had that thing?" Ms. Carte asks you.

You open your mouth to say, but Vivian, turning the page of her Byzantine history book, interjects: "7 hours, 15 minutes, and..." she checks her cell's clock. "...49 seconds."

"We need to strip you of your crown!" Ms. Carte says. "That's way too long."

"I agree. I totally agree," Rose says.

"No one asked you, pig," you say gruffly. From where you sit, lightly nudge the small of her back with your foot. Face curling in anger, she turns and hurls a pen at you. Whitney's response in defense of you is disproportionate, to say the least: she kicks Rose square in the forehead, knocking her onto her back on the carpet. You can't help laughing, although it looks like it really hurt. Rose is gonna make Whitney pay for that one, you're sure.

Pulling herself back into a sitting position, Rose sighs: "it's because Alex and I keep splitting the vote on these math questions, so to speak... he should make way for me."

"I can't help it if I'm faster at answering than you are!" Alex says, smiling viciously politely. "Haven't you been in last place for a while tonight? Isn't it you who should be making way for me?"

Rose's face turns a shade of red never before documented before by Pantone.
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>>4050611
extremely comfy vibes from this scene
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>>4050611
I mean, solo quizzing with Renee is what I really wish for but this is great and comfy too. Carry on.
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>>4050611
Anna and Alex are so savage in this timeline.
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taking drawfren reqs btw, back on my usual pc
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>>4050629
Whitney giving Vivian a noogie while Vivian makes the biggest >:T face possible!
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Ms. Carte sighs. "It's no use. I'm gonna have to go in."

She picks up her thickest almanac and dumps it in Whitney's lap. The thing lands with an audible slap, the book's paperboard binding colliding hard against the exposed skin left by Whitney's short-cut spats. Whitney unlatches herself from you as she doubles forward, clutching her groin and wheezing in pain.

"Jesus fuck, ma! You hit my coochie!"

"I need your help, baby," Ms. Carte says.

"With what? Calculating how many joules of force you can smack me with before I lose my family jewels?"

(Joules are a unit of energy, not force, but you won't nitpick. It's a witty reference to make on the fly. These nights of drilling are leaving a mark on her brain, whether she thinks so or not.)

Ms. Carte swiftly walks to the whiteboard in front of the coffee table where she's keeping track of the score. She erases Whitney's name, to make way for her own: RENEE - 0. No handicapping here, even though you've all got hours of accumulated points on her.

"Don't test me, old woman," you warn her. "I'll beat your ass too, same as all these other idiots."

She ignores your braggadocio. "I need you to be the quizmaster for a while," she tells her daughter.

"Ooooh, quizmaster," she says sarcastically. "Guess I better put on my robe and wizard hat."

"Do you want me to grab you a robe and wizard hat?" Ms. Carte asks, tone seemingly genuine.

"...Do you actually have a robe and wizard hat?" Whitney asks in return, taken by surprise at this offer.

"...Should I not have a robe and wizard hat?" Ms. Carte asks -- now suddenly uncertain.

"Why on Earth would you own a robe and wizard hat?" Rose demands, aghast.

"I... wore a robe and wizard hat for Halloween the other year..." Ms. Carte meekly explains.

"Well, I for one think it's super cool that you own a robe and wizard hat," Alex says, trying to be supportive.

"Ms. Carte does look quite bewitching in her robe and wizard hat, pardon the pun," Vivian says from over on the beanbag chair. "I am certain that Whitney would look even more fetching in the robe and wizard hat."

"I am going to go literally insane if I hear those words one more time," you half-shout. "Oh my God."

Whitney laughs. "Don't get me wrong -- I agree with Alex. That's super cool, Mom!"

"Really?"

"Hell yes! Go get me your robe and wizard--"

You kick the coffee table, making everyone else in the room startle. Everyone looks at you reproachfully.

"Sorry," you say.

A few moments later, Whitney is wearing a robe and wizard hat.

And like that, she becomes the designated quizzard -- her turn of phrase -- the Merlin to your Burger King Arthur. While meanwhile Ms. Carte joins the others in pursuit of a treacherous usurpation plot. Heavy lies the head that wears The Crown™...
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>>4050641
How long.
How long have you been waiting to use this?
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>>4050641
>"Do you want me to grab you a robe and wizard hat?" Ms. Carte asks, tone seemingly genuine.

>"...Do you actually have a robe and wizard hat?" Whitney asks in return, taken by surprise at this offer.

>"...Should I not have a robe and wizard hat?" Ms. Carte asks -- now suddenly uncertain.

>"Why on Earth would you own a robe and wizard hat?" Rose demands, aghast.

>"I... wore a robe and wizard hat for Halloween the other year..." Ms. Carte meekly explains.

absolutely fucking based oh my god
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>>4050643
I just came up with this scene. But I thought it was pretty cute, too.
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>>4050648
I love it.
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>>4050611
So we're engaged to Whitney and she's super protective? Amazing
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>>4050641
>that entire exchange
>You hit my coochie!
I'm dying
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>All this SoL
My cup runneth over.
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I can't believe Alabaster Soliloquy actually has an active, even thriving, social life during his final year of high school.
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>>4050689
Does it count when it's 95% chicks you boned in a past life and 5% Stackleford?
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>>4050697
Remember that Fazil and Ken were in at least one of his classes now too. Willing to bet Fazil is still in anime club with Ken in FIRST as well, and probably even one of them in Transhumanism Club. So there's still room for time with the bros as well.


Having said that, I now request a scene of straight up BRO-TIME with Alabaster and Alex helping Fazil and Ken pick up chicks.
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I wonder if 422 Fazil will still pick up 2 doctorates and speak fluent Mandarin.
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>>4050701
I know they're both based but I don't think they ever hung out with Alabaster enough to be considered friends.

I agree that this needs to be fixed.
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>>4050709
Probably a volunteer firefighter too, and sharing his love of the Turkish Culture.

>>4050710
To be fair Alabaster was spending way too much time either being a cunt or trying to save the world. But now we have all the time in this cycle of the universe!
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>>4050641
>And like that, she becomes the designated quizzard -- her turn of phrase -- the Merlin to your Burger King Arthur
heh
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Those dirty bitches try, but they can't strip you of your Crown™, nor your lands and titles. All hail King Soliloquy, first of his name. One by one, down they go, despite being practically wired up to an IV drip of coffee: Alex nods off, head in Rose's lap, enjoying the softness of her meaty thighs for a pillow (face-down, check). Then out goes Rose herself, head resting on her arms atop the coffee table. After her, Vivian, mewling like a tired kitten as gets onto the loveseat between you and Whitney and literally paws at Whitney's legs, then circles around on all fours, curls up, and finally passes out on her sister in much the same way Alex did on Rose. Finally your quizzard herself flags, the almanac slipping from her limp grip as she trails off mid-sentence trying to read another question. She slumps backward, jaw hanging open, with the brim of her oversized hat covering her eyes, like a magical Mexican taking a siesta. Her snoring sets in double-quick, and has the volume of Leer jet.

It's after 4 AM. You could use a little sleep yourself. But you've got this thing... you hate sleeping in lighted spaces. It's too bright out here in Ms. Carte's living room. "Could you get the lights for me?" You ask her, turning your head on the loveseat's backrest to peer at her where she sits cross-legged on her recliner. "I'm dozing off, too..."

"Weak," Ms. Carte says.

"...What?"

"Pathetic."

"Ms. Carte--"

"I expected better of you, Alabaster!"

"It's 4 in the goddamn morning."

"The night is young!"

"It literally isn't even nighttime anymore. It's morning -- 4 in the morning."

"Semantics. Technicalities. If you go to sleep now, you concede defeat!"

She stands, and reaches for your Crown™. You swat her hand away. She reaches for it again. You swat her hand away again.

"I'm 5,000 points ahead of you," you sneer. "At the current rate, even if it's just the two of us playing, it would take you about 10 hours to catch up--"

"I'm up for the challenge! Guess you aren't."

"No. I'm not. I win, Ms. Carte. Get over it."

"You lose by forfeit!" Ms. Carte says, pounding a palm in her fist.
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>>4050746
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>>4050746
Oh no. I guess they'll have to play a penalty game. What a shame. It just can't be helped.
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>>4050746
I like where this is going.
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>>4050746
I hope this is going where I think it is
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>>4050746
5,000 point blowjob incoming?
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This time, when she reaches for the Crown™ and you try to swat her hand away, she's ready. She grabs your wrist and pries it back. Thinking quick, you try to gently, but firmly, push her away with one of your knees. But she counters this by tugging on your arm -- wrenching you into an awkward half-standing, half-sitting posture that leaves you unbalanced. She intends to use this to her advantage, but it backfires. Because you topple forward -- and she comes along, stumbling a couple steps backwards before falling to the floor with you. She lands on her back, and you land on top of her.

Your precious Crown™ falls from your head, landing perfectly on her face; you see her features ringed by the cardboard circle, cast in shadow, peering surprisedly back up at you. You peer surprisedly back down at her. She's very soft to lie on.

Her hand shoots up, and grasps the Crown™; your hand grasps the other side. There's a brief tug-o-war, which is spectacularly inadvisable to attempt with a material as flimsy as cardboard. The thing rips in half, leaving each of you holding now just the tatters of the ruined Quiz Kingdom. You lie there together for a brief moment, peering at the destroyed crown in your clutches -- and realizing how silly this all really is. Then Ms. Carte drops the half she's holding, and kisses you.

You roll around on the floor of her living room kissing each other desperately, while her daughter, and her surrogate daughter, and Rose and Alex, all obliviously sleep. This is the first time, at least as far as she knows, that you've crossed this rubicon. But she leaps into this breach of teacher-student propriety joyfully, with both feet.

"Alabaster-- Alabaster--" she whispers between searching kisses. She holds two tufts of your hair down by the roots, and roots her tongue around your mouth.

You gulp for air as best you can. "Ms. Carte -- I really want you... I really, really want you..."

"My room," she pants.

"Right here," you counter, trying to pull her labcoat off.

"No -- my room -- come on--"

She gets you on your back, with her atop -- then helps you unsteadily upright. Holding your hands, walking backwards while stooping, she quickly guides you to her darkened bedroom.

Giggling like an excited schoolgirl, she says: "Let's make it a game..."

"A game?"

"Let's drill, Alabaster~"

[ ] Solo drill.
[ ] It's bound to wake someone up. [1 / 2 / 3 / 4 others (choose who)]
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>>4050766
ANONYMOUS-DONO, DAISUKE!
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>>4050772
>[x] Solo drill.
THE TIME HAS CUM
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>>4050772
>[x] Solo drill.
YES

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
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>>4050772
[x] Solo drill.
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>>4050772
... You know what? It's been far too long.

>[x] Solo drill.
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>>4050772
>[X] Solo drill.
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>>4050772
>[ ] Solo drill.
No other way
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>>4050772
Solo Drill, the only proper way in tender 422
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>>4050772
>[X] Solo drill.

1v1 me fgt
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>>4050772
Solo drill

Season 1 was 6 years ago, but I still remember.
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>>4050772
>[ ] Solo drill.
Hopefully she doesn't reveal some weird child-experimentation thing.
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>>4050772
>[x]Solo drill
It's the only way
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>>4050772
>[ ] Solo drill.
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I understand perfectly. The vote is clear. Please get ready for the most hardcore, degenerate, 6-way orgy ever committed to text.
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>>4050800
Oh you.
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>>4050800
Oi
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>>4050800
Our reverse psychology worked. You've been bested by our wit once again, OP.
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>>4050800
We love you too

Now give us the tender and loving sex just like at the beginning, onegai
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>>4050800
>:(
Mean OP.
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>Miss the vote for the thing I've wanted most
>FQ anons did not fail me
I'm gonna cry, you guys
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>>4050811
We know what we all want, Anonymous-dono. Through dick, unity.
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>>4050800
Oh good, we're all on the same page
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>>4050800
You're a funny guy OP
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>>4050820

For you.
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I just found this while scouring my image folder, anyone remember the context? It's from S1
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>>4050840
The foodfight from Season 1 Episode 9, IIRC
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>>4050840
Looks like a vote responding to the food fight (in progress) during episode 9, just after the /tg/ exodus.
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>>4050840
A Certain Dinner Disaster.
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>>4050845
>>4050844
>mode decides how many people leave angry
Fun times
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>>4050629
Well if nobody else wants to request anything, I can keep going.

Rose Imouto and Makoto hula hooping!
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>>4050629
Yandere Vivian taking her cock for a walk
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>>4050862

That's a good wholesome drawing to request.

If I could request another lewd drawing: Renee and Whitney spitroasting Vivian! +Ejaculating dildos?

Back to writing something a little less depraved than that.
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>>4050862
pardon my lack of power level but what's Rose The Younger's character reference from?

>>4050863
can a brother get a link to the FQ Yandere edition? was on mobile when thread was running and i dont remember the pages
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>>4050866
Drawing request: a rare moment of Sable being physically affectionate towards someone.
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>>4050873
Satone Shichiniya, also from Chuunibyou demo Koi ga Shitai.


Here's the yandere quest!:

https://fiction.live/stories/YANDERE-SURVIVAL-QUEST-EPISODE-7/XHzQLHTF6YqcgArti
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>>4050873
chuunibyou demo koi ga shitai ren
Satone Shichimiya
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>>4050866
Does 422 Alabaster have magic cum or did the optimizing parameter decide that it causes more problems than it solves?
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guys
I knew magireco was gonna be bad
but FUCK this sucks man
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>>4051035
yeah but nice
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>>4051036
nice
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>>4051035
I dropped it at ep 3 for a reason, that thing doesn't seem to be going anywhere
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>>4051044
At least episode 3 gave me false hope of Mami showing up.
Absolutely fucking nothing in 4. 22 minutes of girls literally walking circles until one of them remembers she has to buy pasta. A minute of action then WHOOPS WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS AT NIGHT INSTEAD TO ADVANCE THE PLOT.

It's all so tiresome.
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>>4051044
They fooled me with Mami and her fat thighs in the epilogue of the last episode, and then just showed and end card and an ad for the game this time around. No mention of the Holy Quintet or the witch-gathering superplot(?) at all. Dropped after this, gonna pick up Eizouken or something next week maybe.
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>>4051046
>one of them remembers she has to buy pasta.
She didn't even FUCKING GET the goddamn pasta.
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>>4051053
I know she didn't.
I know.
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I hope when I wake up the mystery of why we fuck will be solved.
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Anyone else getting the sense that OP couldn't contain himself with just the solo drill?
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>>4051081
Still working, sorry for the wait!
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>>4051087
Don't be sorry! You know we love you!
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>>4051087
Take your time. It might be selfish of me, but this is one pastebin I really don't want you to rush.
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>over 3 hours now
It's getting awfully warm in here
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>>4051071
That truly is the greatest mystery in FQ
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Been a while since I pulled this one out.
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On one hand I have work in 5 hours. On the other I have what I suspect to be the greatest pastebin in the entire reboot about to drop. Priorities clearly belong with the eternal curse to wait warmly.
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https://pastebin.com/bFaJh7Jp
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>>4051189
>Get back just in time for it
Fucking perfect
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>>4051189
god
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>>4051189
aw yiss
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Goodnight, everyone. More on Monday evening. We'll be playing all week!
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>>4051189
Mein gott.
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>>4051189
>eskimo kissing the dick
ho lawdy
>>4051195
Sweet dreams OP
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>>4051189
oh my god
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>>4051189
Jeeeeeeeesus
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>>4051189
This was definitely DEFINITELY worth the wait. God fucking damn.

>>4051195
Sweet dreams, OP-sama. See you soon.
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>>4051195
Sleep tight
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>>4051189
It's beautiful
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>>4051189
Absolutely worth the wait.
>>4051195
Looking forward to it. Get yourself some well earned rest, OP.
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>>4051189
That's nice and all OP but WHERE THE FUCK are my actual eskimo kisses?!

No, dick doesn't count!
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>>4051278
>You pass out with each other, nuzzling and necking and nutting.
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>>4051280
Sorry for being a bitch about it, but this is our last first time with Renee. I've been saying she's best girl since season 1 (or at least from the point in season one where I believed she's not our enemy after all) and was just hoping that the highlight reel would include the best parts of her.

Yea, eskimo dick is a cute perversion, but it rings hollow to me when compared to wholesome, tender nose-on-nose action.
... Sorry to be so negative, especially to our saviour OP, you're a wonferful being, but I was waiting for the full circle closure with Renee especially hard and I just wanted more... Tbh I'm probably alsi griefing about this possible being the last time, since I still have problems in processing that FQ is truly over...

Again, sorry for being a bitch, I love you OP!
>>4050873
To make myself feek better, I'd like to request: Ally and Renee eskimo kissing after lovemaking, Carte still dazed but smiling with deep hapiness! Depending on how zoomed-in/out it is, a lingering leglock is also an option!
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>>4051302
Preaching to the choir, man. I've been a diehard Renee fan ever since she was in her car drunkenly offering to take us to a sub shop. Eskimo kisses are my lifeforce.
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>>4051280
>>4051308
Season 1 Renee is based. More Eskimo kisses.
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>>4051329
Truest words ever spoken.

The people demand eskimo kisses!
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>>4048797
I think this is a promposal and not an actual proposal
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Easy solution boys. In the morning when they wake up Whitney and Vivian walk in on the two of them Eskimo kissing.
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Guys, I think I know what the problem us.

OP is overdosing on vanilla! Every single one of the past three pastebins has been pure vanilla! We're drowning the poor OP on the white stuff! It's a veritable vanilla bukkake!

We just have to make sure the next scene is EXTRA degenerate to get it all out of his system.
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We're back to Whitneyquest again. Where's my Rosequest?
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>>4051430
He may over correct and give us a pastebin featuring Mara, Stasi, or Stackleford.
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>>4051430
It's decided then.
Time to get Fazil to fuck us in the ass
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>I said I would acquire these 'real quick'
ahem

So here are those stats from the Trivia Bowl. Each question shows the percentage of people who chose each answer, with the number in (brackets) being the correct one. Questions marked with a [*] are ones that OP himself submitted to the quiz.

https://pastebin.com/faSAsxA9

Sorry there were so many easy questions! I touted this quiz as being difficult, but clearly I underestimated your collective ability. I don't see myself ever doing one of these again, but if it ever did happen for whatever reason then I'd turn up the difficult several notches.
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>>4051439
>Stasi pastebin
I still unironically want this
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>>4050878
thanks fellas

>>4050875
>>4051302
added

>>4050866
OP Studios gets prio though

i gotta head to bed but i'll add Whitney to this in the morn
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>>4051437
See prior timeline
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>>4051514
I really like how you draw those curves

I do think its pretty weird that Renee is ahegaoing from having her strap-on fellated though
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>>4051430
So the Gal/Cerise hatesex was the real option to choose all along
Although if we keep a steady drip of MILFs, wouldn't that be a reasonable solution?
>>4047931
You've probably considered this already, but:
SHOWDOWN AT THE BLUE SPROCKET!
Sable Versus Samantha.
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>>4051521
yknow what, fair

i probably shouldnt be using futa pics as ref on this since they've got actual dicks lul
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>>4051514
very noice
>>4051521
>>4051533
Maybe there's a little something for her on the interior of the strap-on?
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>>4051514
Oh golly gosh gee willikers. I'm REALLY looking forward to the final production now.
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>>4051437
I just want to see more of all the other girls in general. Feels like season 1 with how much more Whitney we're getting
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>>4051581
We've got a week to go, and we all missed Whitney with all the circumstances of the finale and buildup. We already have plenty of scenes lined up with the others.

Besides, if we're really fast-forwarding through high school at the current pace, we'll be in college again in no time! Maybe we can get some Olivia and Ebony scenes even. And the Amberfriends are gonna have to wait a looooong time.
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>>4051581
>>4051437
>just get done with some fantastic Renee vanilla
>Vivian, Rose Imouto, and Family Movie Night on the way for lewds and Kay and Rose for wholesome
>y so much Whitney tho?
The thread hasn't even started to autosage, calm down.
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>>4051615
I was exaggerating a little but it does feel weird because it almost feels like we don't plan on marrying rose again with how we're ignoring her. And she's just taking it, extremely out of character. Rubs me the wrong way.
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>>4051647
I see it as, she lost all those people too, and she loves them just as much as Alabaster did. but she’s not in the good position Alabaster is to quickly develop a close relationship to most of them in the 422 world. He can just run up to Whitney and be like “lol let’s fuck” and Whitney will do it, but no one in Alabaster’s harem likes Rose to begin with in this universe. So she’s letting Alabaster take the lead to get the band back together, so she can also start to forge those bonds too. My take
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>>4051647
We've personally witnessed a handful of scenes from the new timeline so far, that doesn't mean they're the only things that have happened. This isn't the thread to lament about waifu screentime, we're all gonna make it. Relax.
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>>4051647
We've gone through, at most, 8 months of the intervening 5 years that led to their marriage. Already Alabaster and Rose's relationship is leaps and bounds beyond what it ever was in the past (casually hanging out in the StuCo room laughing at a text from Vivian? The implication alone is adorable.) Really what's going on unsaid between the two between these scenes is just as powerful as what was already outright stated trillions of years ago. All in good time, Anonymous-dono~.
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>>4051647
We've seen some hints of familiar intimacy, like the 'me-time' before Cerise exploded and the dangling thread that Rose and Alabaster are involved in some actions that make their respective families very uncomfortable. I'm sure a good taste of that is coming soon.
But, and I'm not saying Alabaster and Rose shouldn't be married, but what if Rose decides to focus more on harem management in this scenario? She certainly has the knowledge and means to usurp Whitney's usual position this time around, but you can't be at the 'top' of the heap, and still be the cornerstone. It would be a radically different experience, and allow Rose to appreciate the people who died for her in a different way.
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>>4051437
See prior timeline, the one where everything went to shit.
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So i've been reading Which I think is the 1st thread, tell me if i'm wrong the story starts with us waking up by our Onee-Chan to go to school then we meet bad mom?, then clingy childhood friend who ask for us to tutor her in response we ask for moner in exchange correct? Just want to make sure im on track
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>>4052021
Tell me truthfully, Anonymous-dono. Is English your first language? And are you at least 18? Because it's very simple to figure out.
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Not gonna get personal because its the Internet ( Im not that much of a baka) and I just wanted to make sure since im very new to this thread and would like to enjoy the story without any confusion. «°~°»
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Can't believe OP made Rose2 into a real poster.
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>>4051584
>>4051615
The others are present but Whitney is by far getting the most attention out of everyone. They all died except for Kay and Smatters, they all deserve their focus too

>>4052044
>Namefag
>baka
>«°~°»
So you're not 18
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>>4052044
What are you doing here, child?
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>>4051452
Even if it wasn't mindbendingly difficult, getting to play trivia with you lot was a treat. Thank you agai for taking the time to put all of this together.
>>4052084
It's so realistic that I'm fighting the urge to bully right now!
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>>4051514
This is really fucking hot. I can't wait for the full version.
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>>4052172
>"Whitney's getting too much focus"
Now I'm really feeling the nostalgia.
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>>4052021
>>4052044
Analockman is that you?
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>>4052610
Analockman was a legend, don't sully his name like that.
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>>4051452
Oh yeah, whoops, I saw this earlier today and meant to respond to it/

Thanks for everything, Chart-dono, even if you think it was too easy What can I say? I'm just that smooth ;) . Those stumpers really were stumpers though. The color of Smatters (the rabbit's) fur still shocks me!
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>>4052759
69 FUCK QUEST Facts You Probably Didn't Know! Number 25 Will Shock You!

Thanks again for the stream, chart. It was super fun to watch. And to contribute to!
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>>4052709
more like anal cock man
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>>4052770
And thank YOU, Ms. Vera.
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It's not a good idea to fuck someone when you're both exhausted and other people, who you don't want knowing, are in the next room over. Because those other people can tend to wake up before you do, and discover that you've been fucking.

That's what happens that Saturday, when you awaken around 11 AM to the sound of Whitney's voice: "Ally? Mom? Where you guys at? We should shoot up a Denny's!"

(What she means is that you should "hit" up a Denny's, as in eat at one, and this unfortunate verbal flub is one you've had a tough time weaning her of.)

You're up and alert when you hear this clarion call. Unluckily, Ms. Carte isn't. And there's an even bigger issue to contend with: she's on top of you. You're pinned.

This damn nympho. No wonder her daughter is the way she is -- it's inherited. Ms. Carte wanted to fuck you while you were asleep... and so she got you into a reverse missionary and rode you all through the early morning hours as you phased in and out of consciousness. Now, with her weight pressing down on you, it isn't possible to leap from bed and don your clothes, or hide in the closet. You can't even cover your nakedness with the blanket because you're lying on top of it.

Your only real chance is to nudge her and desperately hiss: "Ms. Carte-- Ms. Carte--"

"Mmmm?" She murmurs, body jostling, butt all jiggly, her head resting against your sweat-slick chest. She smacks her lips.

"Wake up."

"Oooh-- ohhhh... you're inside me..."

She starts to ride.

"Wake up!" You whisper. "Whitney--"

Her eyes are still closed, and she's still obviously half-asleep, as she gyrates on your morning wood, and slurs: "She's not here right now... let me take care of you..."

Footsteps approach. "Mom? Where did you go?"

Finally, Ms. Carte snaps out of it. She stops stone-still. Her eyes bulge. She props herself up on her palms, to climb off of you and stop the door from opening -- but it's far too late. She gets no further before Whitney and Vivian step into the bedroom to find her butt-ass naked atop you. They've got the perfect vantage, and receive and eyeful of how your dirty bits are connected, plus the evidence of a long, long, long session pooling around you both.

Whitney gasps; Vivian giggles. Just as quickly as they made their entrance, they take their exit: Whitney slams the door closed, leaving you alone with Ms. Carte again.

Since Ms. Carte had her back to the pair -- or more aptly, had her ass to the pair -- she didn't actually see them come in and go out. She only heard the reaction. So, timidly, she asks: "Did they see?"

You try a white lie -- a white whale of a lie. "No, I don't think they saw."

Ms. Carte falls back against you, and lets out a groan of despair, her voice muzzled by your chest. "They saw," she cries.
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>>4052860
Ohhh man.
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>>4052860
Fuckin glorious
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>>4052860
Oh this is going to be good
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>>4052860
>they don't jump into the fuckpile
Whoa
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You stroke the back of her head in a consoling way, until she can bring herself to look you in the eyes again.

"Guess there's no going back," you tell her.

"I'm so sorry, Alabaster."

"For what?"

She shrugs. She's so embarrassed, and sad, too -- you guess she feels like she's done something awful that will make everyone hate her.

You push your face forward and nuzzle her in a special way. It's something she taught you many trillions of years ago -- but she doesn't know that.

Her face turns pink. Her jaw parts and her eyes glimmer as they turn to saucers. She lets out a choked "--ghh--" of surprise.

But then you feel her erratic pulse go steady again. And at last, understanding the game, she returns the gesture in kind.

Together you lie there for many long minutes, doing just that, bonding in that special way.

You eventually go another round in her -- why not? -- but you never stop rubbing your noses together, and giggling lowly at how tickly it feels, like two little kids who just found out they like-like each other.

Although Ms. Carte takes you all to Denny's, Whitney pouts the entire time. She keeps asking the waitress if Ms. Carte qualifies for the senior discount; and repeatedly calls her mother "Boyfriend Fucker."

Ms. Carte is over her earlier mortification, though. Now she finds her daughter's jealousy quaint. "Your boyfriend fucks a lot of girls," she's quick to point out. (News gets around.)

"But you're my Mom!"

Ms. Carte strikes a cheeky pose, one wrist behind her head, her buxom chest jutting out to show off her assets. "Yep. I'm a bona fide MILF. Sorry, baby."

Whitney throws a piece of sauteed red pepper at her.

Ms. Carte winks. "We can share, you know."

"I agree," Vivian tells her sister. She laboriously finds the straw in her glass of orange juice and sucks down a dainty sip, before adding: "sharing is caring."

"Hmmph."

But it's fine. Whitney is only pretending to be upset. You know what her real beef is: that she didn't get to take part. But there will be time for that, too.
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>>4052875
>eskimo fucking
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
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>>4052875
All perceived transgressions are forgiven.
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>>4052875
>Together you lie there for many long minutes, doing just that, bonding in that special way.

>You eventually go another round in her -- why not? -- but you never stop rubbing your noses together, and giggling lowly at how tickly it feels, like two little kids who just found out they like-like each other.
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>>4051278
Laugh at this man for doubting OP
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>>4052887
I'd rather praise this person >>4051383 for the constructive suggestion.
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>>4051553
>>4051536
>>4051521
>>4052408
Here you go: https://i.imgur.com/aEPh5rS.png
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>>4052898
Glorious.
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>>4052898
Now that's some good shit
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>>4052898
... I have to return some video tapes.
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>>4052898
>waited for the perfect moment to strike
Very nice
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>>4052875
>You push your face forward and nuzzle her in a special way. It's something she taught you many trillions of years ago -- but she doesn't know that.
And it comes full circle
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>>4052325
>>4052759
>>4052770
Thank you for the kind words! I hope I can keep making contributions to the quest until it finally comes to a close. Love you guys.

I promised it in the stream, so here's a list of all the songs I had playing in the background during the trivia.

Masquerade: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txOrU38Tc5E
Skeleton Boomerang - Disco Necropolis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cunKMWkE1yI
Danganronpa 2 - Beautiful Ruin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-fMDaPFXME
Katawa Shoujo - Red Velvet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REP6cOsjsJg
Persona 5 - Sunset Bridge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3395PPzVW3Y
Ace Attorney - Courtroom Revolutionnaire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fia7PLOF7yw
Persona 5 - Price: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnHqMeGR-rE
Persona 5 - Life Goes On: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEeVrR4IVA
Persona 5 - Life Will Change: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3DIrB43ZMA
999 - Septenary Game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwb2D0IqWD4
Smash Bros Ultimate - Lost Painting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nlc6WyYgwA
Umineko - Far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5Vt_qct0sv=QAZ1XcR-J_A
Smash Bros Ultimate - Snake Eater: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPlKNnY1FR8
Pokemon Diamond & Pearl - Route 216 (Night): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgPJ3Tf1EC8
Sorairo Days - Tokyo Brass Style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdDse20abI
King For Another Day - DOUBLE DECKER!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFWb7CLhKzw
King For Another Day - Every Day is Night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adKLdw2_b-g
King For Another Day - World IIDX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3XJmWSv4B4
King For Another Day - Cave Story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi-8QxcVBSU
King For Another Day - Flame Core ~Cavern Lights~: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kn64GMtvCs
King For Another Day - Fool's Journey Across an Eastern Story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?
King For Another Day - 4 Minutes Before Death: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F-M7uu4d4Y

Vice - POP ETC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIHHetqD9hM
Mili - Camelia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOcCu31oi7Q
Mili - Painful Death for the Lactose Intolerant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbn3q0qe16Q
Mili - world.execute(me): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESx_hy1n7HA
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>>4052958
Welp, not sure how I fucked that up. Here are the two links that I somehow broke in that post

Umineko - Far: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5Vt_qct0s
King For Another Day - Fool's Journey Across an Eastern Story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAZ1XcR-J_A
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>>4052898
This is the best quest fanbase ever.
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Jesus fuck that's a lot of KFAD2 Law and Disorder for life baybee
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>>4052985
I love those boys, but Missingno's my #1.
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>>4052898
This is perfect. It cannot be improved in any way. I love the way Vivian can somehow look smug while getting raped. And that skindentation from Renee's strap-on. Unf.
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>>4052973
>>4052910
>>4052908
>>4052905
>>4052902
thanks m8s, glad yall liked it
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https://pastebin.com/zVP1RzY9

Don't get too excited. This is only the first part -- you need to make a choice!
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>>4053076
OH GOD IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>[x] "Submit"
>[x] "Submit"
>[x] "Submit"
>[x] "Submit"
>[x] "Submit"
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>>4053076
>Submit
Gotta be nice to the poor kid.
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>>4053076
FINALLY
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

>[x] "Submit"
>[x] "Submit"
>[x] "Submit"
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>>4053076
>[X] "Submit".
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>>4053076
OH NO

OH YES

>[x] "Submit"
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>>4053076
>[x]Submit
It's finally happening
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>>4053076
>[x] "Submit"
Wanna watch her continue to struggle
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>>4053076
[x]Submit
inb4 pegging
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>>4053107
... Have we caught the girls of this universe up on tenderness?
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>>4053110
Oh dear.
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Understood. I guess Alabaster is going to have to brutally overpower her.
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>>4053130
OP-sama, dame~
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>>4053130
You've been awfully cheeky lately.
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>>4053130
So many unanimous decisions
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>>4053155
422 is truly the time of peace.
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Well gee, would you look at the time. Checklist is back on the menu, boys!

(Hollow tick = fucked offscreen)
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>>4053178
May as well throw Olivia and Ebony on there too for the hell of it.
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>>4053178
>Amber
Mighty optimistic, ain't we?
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>>4053187
Her pic is laughing at the fact that we'll never get to fuck her
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>>4053187
>>4053196
I am in eternal pain but dealing with it. The blessings of 422 Should not be questioned. The sacrifices that must be made for them are great and numerous, this is but one of them.
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>>4053197
why 422 ?
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Sorry, but I'm flagging, and want to do fumbling lolidom right. I'm about halfway through so far.

Let's have a more substantial run on Tuesday evening. See you then.

In the meantime, vote for a couple more wholesome scenarios too:

[ ] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
[ ] I want to get /fit/ with Saul! I really, really want to!
[ ] Rose needs help with her math homework! And Rose is the perfect person to help!
[ ] The StuCo campaign got kinda heated...
[ ] Is it really a good idea for Mom to bring dessert to a parent-teacher conference?
[ ] Things always get weird at Transhumanism Club.
[ ] Sakura and Besuto ride again.
[ ] Take a favored girl out on a date. (Your choice of who.)
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>>4053237
>[x] Things always get weird at Transhumanism Club.

Sleep well OP. I've waited this long, I can wait a little bit longer~. I have to be up for class anyway.
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>>4053237
I'm going to take this literally and vote for two
>[x] Is it really a good idea for Mom to bring dessert to a parent-teacher conference?
>[x] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
Sable and Mom need some love
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>>4053237
>>4053240
>>4053242
Oh well if people are gonna be THAT way about it, then I'll toss in a vote for
>[x] Sakura and Besuto ride again
too while I'm at it.
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>>4053237
>[ ] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
>[ ] I want to get /fit/ with Saul! I really, really want to!
Pls muscle
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>>4053237
>[ ] Sakura and Besuto ride again.
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>>4053237
>[x] Sakura and Besuto ride again.
>[x] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?

Sleep tight, OP
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>>4053237
[X] I want to get /fit/ with Saul! I really, really want to!

[X] Is it really a good idea for Mom to bring dessert to a parent-teacher conference?
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>>4053237
>[ ] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
>[ ] The StuCo campaign got kinda heated...
Finally got here in time for a vote.
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>>4053237
[x] Rose needs help with her math homework! And Rose is the perfect person to help!
[x] The StuCo campaign got kinda heated...
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>>4053237
>[X] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
I'm torn between more circuit bending and Rose2 math fun for #2, but it seems like the rest of the thread isn't, so
>[X] Sakura and Besuto ride again.
Let's show those furbies we mean business.
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>>4053237
[x] Is it really a good idea for Mom to bring dessert to a parent-teacher conference?
[x] Things always get weird at Transhumanism Club.
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>>4050875
Who do you want Sable to be with, fren?
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>>4053269
I vote for Dalton :^)
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>>4053277
Or it could be anyone else
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>>4053281
Alright, if you insist.

Mara.
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>>4053283
I would honestly take that. Arent you #1 Stasifag, though? Why not her?
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>You push your face forward and nuzzle her in a special way. It's something she taught you many trillions of years ago -- but she doesn't know that.

>Her face turns pink. Her jaw parts and her eyes glimmer as they turn to saucers. She lets out a choked "--ghh--" of surprise.

>But then you feel her erratic pulse go steady again. And at last, understanding the game, she returns the gesture in kind.

>Together you lie there for many long minutes, doing just that, bonding in that special way.

>You eventually go another round in her -- why not? -- but you never stop rubbing your noses together, and giggling lowly at how tickly it feels, like two little kids who just found out they like-like each other.

Op-sama daisuki!
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>>4053284
I was just going for the cruel joke angle, and as far as I can recall, Stasi and Sable never actually met. Stasi was already long dead by the time Mara's goons killed Sable.
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>>4053237
>[ ] Is it really a good idea for Mom to bring dessert to a parent-teacher conference?
>[ ] The StuCo campaign got kinda heated...
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>>4053277
uh

sable tutoring hazel, best i can do
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>>4053299
That sounds great actually
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>>4053237
>[X] Things always get weird at Transhumanism Club.

At one poing I'm hoping that there will be be an option of spanking Chloe for all the shit she did in 421, preferably with all the girls getting a turn. Even when this Chloe is innocent, I'd still want to see her punished.
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>>4053237
>[ ] Is it really a good idea for Mom to bring dessert to a parent-teacher conference?
>[ ] I want to get /fit/ with Saul! I really, really want to!
Maybe next time, Sable.
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>>4053237
>[X] Wholesome and Lewd: Whitney's really gotten into bodypainting and ENF. paint her green so you may paint her white
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>>4053237
>[ ] Is it really a good idea for Mom to bring dessert to a parent-teacher conference?
Keeping fingers crossed that this leads to the path of Vivian being Mommy'd.

>[ ] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
BIKE SHOP!
SAMANTHA!

Also making up for lost time and chances for Sable.
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>>4053326
>Even when this Chloe is innocent, I'd still want to see her punished.
Holding hope for a catfight with Makoto or Noelle. Or an appearance with Chloe as Jian Shi's teammate in a global quizbowl championship.
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>>4053237
welp OP, would the timelines match up for >>4053299 this to happen
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>Sub shop date with Renee Whitney and Vivian!

>getting fit
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>>4053237
>[X] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
>[X] Take a favored girl out on a date. (Your choice of who.)
Whitney and Renee - it's oyakodon time.

>>4053269
I was the one who suggested >>4050875, and I fully support >>4053299. Sable and Hazel interacting is something I'd never considered before and now I want it.
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>>4053237
>[X] I want to get /fit/ with Saul! I really, really want to!
>[X] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
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>>4053076
Oh boy, the time had come.
>>4053237
And the dream is deferred yet again! OP can't keep getting away with it!
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>>4053237
>[ ] Ms. Guiteau secretly wants to impress Alex?
>[ ] Take a favored girl out on a date. (Your choice of who.)
Optimizing Parameter
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>>4053237
[x] Take a favored girl out on a date. (Alex)
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>>4053954
You know what? I bet Alex would be really cute out on a date.

Not to mention the doubtless jealousy it would draw from literally every girl.
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>>4054006
And every other guy too
Fuck now I want this
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>>4053237
>[ ] Rose needs help with her math homework! And Rose is the perfect person to help!
>[ ] Is it really a good idea for Mom to bring dessert to a parent-teacher conference?
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>>4053237
>[X] I want to get /fit/ with Saul! I really, really want to!
>[X] Rose needs help with her math homework! And Rose is the perfect person to help!
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>>4053237
>[x] Sakura and Besuto ride again.
>[x] Take a favored girl out on a date. (Your choice of who.)
I want to date a boy! I really do!
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Autosage in 4 hours and 40 minutes, everyone panic
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>>4054206
We'll last two weeks after, it's the image limit I'm worried about. The only reason the finale fell off so fast was because we breezed past the bump limit by the time the ending came.
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>>4054206
Oh wait, also, despite the sticky saying 72 hours, it's actually been closer to 5 days for the past year or so. Autosage won't kick in for a while yet (bump limit pending).
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>>4053950
I only just now realized that Optimizing Parameter is a backronym for OP.

>>4053237
>[x] I want to get /fit/ with Saul! I really, really want to!
It's about time Ally became a proper muscleman to really please his girls.
>[x] Date Alex. Tease everyone else with him.
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I mean, after 422 cycles of trillions upon trillions upon TRILLIONS of years, the Optimizing Parameter's GOTTA wonder what makes these girls so gaga for Ally's dick, right?
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>>4054254
But OP already knows. The universe is built from the ground up with the assumption that Alabaster Soliloquy will fuck and they will like it
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>>4054366
That's a far cry from having a personal taste for her artificially intelligent self, though.
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did OP died?
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OP Studios is doing his best and preparing now. Please wait warmly until it is done.
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>>4054742
I'm writing!
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>>4054755
What a way to go. I'm jealous.
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>>4054755
Death by nut
>>4054756
Okay nevermind
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>>4053266
If it's not too late I want to change #2 to
>[X] Date Alex
Sorry Sakura
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>>4054868
>selling out cerise for boipussy
Homobro...
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>>4054896
Cerise herself would approve.
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>>4054906
streaming with Alex > fucking Alex > stream fucking Alex
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https://pastebin.com/zVP1RzY9
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>>4054949
oh god after all this time it's HERE
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>>4054949
Oh no she's evolving
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>>4054949
The beast has been unleashed.
Vivian's evil scheme indeed.
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>>4054949
This is every bit as adorable as I hoped
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>>4054949
So now she wears cummy panties to school the next day right?
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>>4054949
Perhaps Vivian has a lot more of her mother in her than we believed...
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>>4054949
I'm dead. I am deceased. I proceed happily into the next realm now. 422 take me. Blessed is the Operating Parameter that guides us through the cosmos.
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Rose lives with you. Not officially. But she spends a good 80-90% of her nights sleeping in your bedroom rather than in hers. The proportion of her time spent at your house grew quickly over the course of the school year's first months, while her appearances at her own house became increasingly infrequent and token. She'd already run out of plausible lies and excuses to her parents about her absence by the end of the first week. By the end of the second, she could no longer keep sneaking out without her parents knowing. Groundings didn't work, nor revocations of inessential belongings and privileges, and Saul proved too much of a softie for his little girl to follow through on putting bars over her bedroom windows (although, you heard, Charlotte tried to browbeat him into doing it.)

Since everyone knew what was going on, and no one could put the kibosh on it, the two of you finally forewent all pretense -- you stopped acting like Rose wasn't running for your bed practically every night. And this caused a scandal, of course.

First of all: because it made no sense to anyone. Why would the two of you, who never spoke a word to one another before the start of the school year, suddenly start acting like goddamn Romeo and Juliet? For deflecting those questions, you cleaved to the false supposition Cerise had first made, that you and Rose developed a summertime romance over the internet. It's an alibi that rings hollow. No one believes you. Except what other explanation could there be?

Second of all, and more scandalously: you're just teenagers. You're 17 and Rose is 15. Her becoming a de facto runaway living in your house, looks an awful lot like teenage delinquency driven by puppy love. You will marry her again when you can. But right now, to those watching, it looks like the hormonal irrationality of adolescence has taken the wheel.

Rose is well aware, and you are too, that saying something like -- "but Mom, I love him! We're gonna get married when he turns 18!" -- would sound exactly as lame and unrealistic as it would coming from the mouth of any normal teen girl. You don't bother justifying yourselves. They'll come to accept it with the passage of time.

You might have been willing to wait patiently under a semi-separate living arrangement until the two of you came of age. After all, you also have to put up with not being under the same roof as Whitney, and Vivian, and Ms. Carte, and even Charlotte for that matter. You don't even know where some of them are -- will you ever even see Noelle Keki again, or Samantha Smatters? You miss the Nail House so, so bitterly; both of you do. It stings not having everyone with you on a round-the-clock basis. So what's the problem with suffering a short year or so of living in a different house from Rose too?

There's a reason she stays with you. And not only sex. Well, okay, sex is part of it. It's just that there's something more valuable than that in sharing a bed with her as often as you can.
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>>4055042
Oh gosh here we go.
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These are the things you're considering that evening when you leave your room intending to visit the kitchen for a bite to eat and a glass of water. As you approach the head of the staircase, you can discern Charlotte's voice from down in the living room -- she's back again to try and talk some sense into your mother. You stand there, eavesdropping:

"Is Rose here?"

"I believe so," Mom replies.

"Why?"

"They're helping each other study and do homework."

"You know," Charlotte says, "I was just reading about how the average American teenager today has 500% more homework than we did as teenagers. But... somehow... I just can't imagine there's ever been a homework project that takes two months of living in a different house to complete."

"Are you calling your daughter a liar?" Mom asks.

Mom has been condoning your apparent delinquency. Rose, conniver she is, made sure to get on her good side from the very beginning. She portrayed herself as a sweet, earnest, honest, and diligent girl -- one who has an appreciation for baking, to boot. Many of these sleepover nights kick off with Rose retreating into the kitchen, accompanying your mother, to add a new dessert to her growing repertoire. Rose hates cooking, with a passion, but Mom is turning her into a pastry expert nonetheless. And because of that, Mom defends you from her niece.

"Scarlett, I don't want to have to get the police involved in this--"

"Then don't."

"--You do know what they're doing up there, right?"

"Studying and doing homework," Mom repeats, a little wryly.

"For the love of -- and, by the way, let's not forget that they're cousins."

"No they aren't," Mom says. "Cousins would be if you and I were sisters. You're my niece, not my sister."

"One generation of separation hardly makes it any less--" Charlotte begins, then trails off. "Do you have anything to add, Thomas?"

There's a silent turn. If your father says anything at all, it's not audible. Big believer in Teddy Roosevelt's prescription of speaking softly, he is.

"Alabaster and Rose are both mature--" Mom begins.

"They are teenage children, Scarlett! And do you think they're using protection? I would put dollars to donuts they're not! Who's going to support the accident they make? It won't be me, I'll tell you that!"

There's another, longer, and more awkward pause in the conversation down below.

"They're good kids," Mom says at last. "Just look at them. Straight A's, all while heading up so many different extracurriculars -- uh -- n-not that Alabaster isn't an awful brat sometimes, too, but... well, anyway, their little fling isn't hurting their lives. Why not let them have it? You're only young once."

Charlotte lets you be for the night. But she isn't any more enthused than when it began.
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>>4055045
>Alabaster a straight A student.
Good on you, buddy.
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>>4055045
Can't wait to see the transition from Charlotte's heavy disapproval to fucking us herself.
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>>4055045
>Who's going to support the accident they make?
Awfully rude way to talk about Amber
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The reason why, is what happens in the night.

Every once in a while, it happens to Rose, and every once in a while, it happens to you. Tonight it's Rose's turn: she wakes up beside you all clammy, her breaths shallow and rapid, and she's sobbing so hard that it makes her halfway asphyxiate.

Her trembling is full-body and violent as you pull her into an embrace. You lie there in bed on your side with her, half atop her, pressing your body firmly to hers, while you nuzzle her and kiss her face.

"It's okay," you softly repeat, "it's okay," as meanwhile she begs in a voice so choked it's close to unintelligible: "Don't leave me. Don't leave me. Don't leave me."

"I'm not leaving -- it's okay --"

"Oh my god," she gulps. She emphatically shakes her head, rotates in your strong grip to face you, hugs you back. "Don't leave me... don't leave me..." she cries into your chest.

You brush her hair from her eyes and stroke her shoulders, as she sheds the vestiges of her night terror. Her breathing, along with her frayed mind, settle over the course of a long five minutes. She goes still and quiet.

"I'm sorry," she mutters when it's over at last, her customary apology. And this gets your customary response: "don't be."

You wonder what will come of the night when it happens to both of you at once. So far, your cycles have synced well enough. Whenever it's your turn, Rose is always there at your side, awake already and calm, just as you have been for her -- there to hug you, and talk you down. To tell you that she's here to stay -- that everyone is here to stay -- that It's All Okay.

You've debated with each other the pros and cons of telling the others the truth. For now, you agree it's best to shoulder these things yourselves. It would be hard not to sound crazy if you explained it out loud, anyway. Then what do they all do with this knowledge even granting they accept its truth? How does it benefit them to know? It might perversely do harm to them. They might ruin relationships before they can blossom, if they go in knowing they "should" love each other before they've had a chance to grow the love within them. Would there be any worse irony than losing the people you love the most because you know you love them beforehand?

You also sometimes wonder what the you of your high school days in a universe before this would have thought, had he glimpsed a scene like this. Funny world we live in, isn't it?
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Reminder for alabaster to meet Noelle again we need to go down the Kay interview path. For the 422 speed run boys.
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>>4055063
Take care of each other, you two.
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>>4055063
oh no I wanted wholesome not feels

I'm lying this is real good
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All right folks, goodnight. More tomorrow.
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>>4055069
Sleep well, OP. Thanks for this.
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>>4055063
I can't help but think Alabaster's and Rose's trip through Alsaka must have been like something out of The Long Dark or some shit like that.
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>>4055063
Sad vibes

>>4055069
See ya, OP. It's really nice having Fuck Quest to look forward to every day.
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>>4055046
He's got the mind of a 20-something college grad(?) multimillionaire tech executive, high school should be pretty easy for him. Especially given that he already did it once.
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>>4055064
It's up next on the wholesome list, now that this is done.
>>4055069
Now I too can sleep
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>>4055074
Yeah, but he never did the homework ever, and thus never graded higher than a C average. Now he's actually putting in the effort.
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>>4055074
tfw Alabaster has 41 years of life experience
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>>4055074
I wonder if he still has the eidetic memory
>>4055069
Night night OP
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>>4055069
Good night, OP.
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>>4055063
Oh my god this is so real. It's good that they have each other, at least. It's the only thing that helps.
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>Rose teaching her daughter Amber the ins and outs of looting homes for valuable survival items.
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>>4055045

>Wholesome
Alabaster and Charlotte have a proper discussion about her daughter Rose's well being and his intentions going forward with her.

>Lewd
Alabaster shows his de facto mother in law how much he wants her to be a part of his life. With Vigor and Gusto.
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>>4055069
Really though, thank you for all your hard work. I feel I don't say it enough
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>>4055069
Thanks for this exploration on Vivian's potential for TENDERNESS and transitioning to a legit very tender moment for Rose and Ally.
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>>4055042
She's 15? Fuck, didn't realise she was that much younger
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>>4055267
Youngest StuCo president!

>>4055063
I knew something like this was coming, but that doesn't make it any easier. At least Rose is getting along with Mom and picking up some neat skills.
The future of the Soliloquy kitchen is looking sweet. And tradwifey
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The realization that Rose re-losing her virginity in 422 is likely the first time it wasn't rape (in either direction.)
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>>4055042
>You will marry her again when you can.

Rose wins.

>>4055063
But at what cost?

>>4055086
>Rose teaching young Amber how to operate
>Alabaster teaching young Amber how to track game and forage
>Amber finding a weird sack full of supplies in the front closet and then being taught what a bugout bag is

>>4055267
>>4055375
I’m surprised. Did she skip a grade? OP said she’s a sophomore but sophomores are typically 16. Alabaster is only 17 as a senior, too but his birthday is in November so he’d be turning 18 soon.

>>4055441
>implying Rose didn’t rape him as punishment for giving his virginity to Whitney AGAIN
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>>4055514
Depends on if it's a 3/4 year school and when her birthday falls. If you're born in July, you could be stuck as one of the youngest people in your grade forever.
>Alabaster asked his 14 year old sister to prom
That will never fail to make me laugh.
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We're back to Rosequest again. Where's my Noellequest?
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>>4055734
I won't rest until SableQuest!
You guys are silly.
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>>4055745
Momquest please (unironically)
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>>4055734
>Noelle Quest
A strong second, if only because we already got Makoto Quest.
I'm fine with Rose Quest, but the other side of Rose Quest with the Best Rose.
>>4055802
This incest is good too.

Whitney Quest is the greatest. Lovey Dovey bullies a best.
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>>4055514
>as punishment for giving his virginity to Whitney AGAIN
Wasn't she completely cool with it?
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>>4055852
Yes, but why pass up an excuse to fuck?
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>>4055745
'We're back to Xquest again. Where's my Yquest?' will be a powerful shitposting tool.
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>>4055942
I'll have to add that to the bot
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>>4055849
>We never got to that part of Season 1 where Whitney stole control of the narrative from Darkbloom, making Whitney Quest real

It haunts me to this day
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>>4056204
But we did see Whitney's POV during Season 2! And it was glorious.

Another day in the life of Whitney Carte would be amazing.
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>>4055063
Thinking a bit more on this, it would make my day if one (or more) of the girls from 422 somehow gets to interact with Alabaster/Rose's trauma. The SoL stuff is god tier but the weight of the prior timeline manifesting is also nifty as fuck
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>>4056241
My list of girls who would be good in this instance very similar to OP's 'why am I not pregnant yet?' list.
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>>4056241
>>4056258
I agree. Knowing that they can share the burden at some point will likely be a great comfort to them, even if they have very good reasons for keeping it hidden for at least a short while.

Who would you confide in first, /fq/-tachi? I actually have to think pretty hard on this one.
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>>4056263
Just for the purposes of reactions? Rose.
Somewhere between not understanding, trying to help, getting frustrated, starting to cry because she can't understand OR help and is now completely frustrated, and eventually just realizing her presence is enough, I think there's a really tender moment. I also enjoy seeing cute girls get worked up and cry
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>>4056263
>Who would you confide in first, /fq/-tachi?
Sable or Mom.

The former has got the intellect to not dismiss their story outright. The latter would love Ally and Rose no matter what, in a manner similar to Mom's situation back in the 421 timeline.

The true answer is this universe's Dr. Isakai.
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>>4056241
I personally think it's much more interesting if they try to keep it a secret
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>>4056292
See, Sable makes this really interesting. Her tenuous grip on reality definitely seems to allow her to peek behind the curtain of its true nature without getting the full picture.
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>>4056263
I vote Smatters, since I think she'd be liable to believe it without questioning it.
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>>4056263
In terms of who could figure out something is up, I have a few ideas:

Whitney because she's always being misunderestimated in how sharp she can be and based on some of the things OP said in the Q&A it would run a nice parallel to some of the S4 tensions between her and Ally regarding trust.

Rosemouto is a perfect candidate to idiot savant her way into figuring something is up with her onii-chan (plus we haven't gotten much of her so far)

Cerise because she's always cared more than she lets on, saw the first moments of rebirthed Alabaster, and has to be suspicious as fuck as to why such a drastic change occurred after he had a bad dream.

Dad probably knows already and is graciously keeping quiet, and Mom is already drinking the Kool-Aid (but she has a better shot of sussing it out than anyone not mentioned)

Anyone could figure it out if they witnessed one of their PTSD moments, though. I'll wait warmly to see what OP does with it.
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>>4056320
That does bring up a good point. Alabaster is, historically, a terrible liar (as Renee keeps reminding him.) It's almost guaranteed that at least a few of the people around him know something is up. You don't just live being the biggest asshole on the planet for 17 years and literally change over night heh, season 1 joke here and the girls have always proven to be insightful. Surely those closest to him know something is up, and when it all comes out, they'll likely be more accepting than we think even now.
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Shorter run tonight since I had a 13 hour day at work. Gonna post up a couple interlude scenes, nothing from the choices -- sorry. Hope it's interesting, though.
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>>4056437
>13 hour day at work
Oof, that's fuckin rough.
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>>4056437
>13 hour day at work
Fucking oof, my man. Get the rest you need~.
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>>4056437
>13 hour days
Never fun. Get some good rest OP.
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>>4056437
Being a wagie is suffering
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Reminder that 422 Alex is a shota.
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One day not long before you leave for Boise, you and the Mindbreakers receive word that David Darkbloom wants to endow you all with funds from one of his Infinity Grants -- his merit-based scholarship for excelling high school students. Mr. Langley delivers the news after practice.

"Did he use the grants to destroy the grants?" You ask.

"...What?" Alex says.

"You're so weird sometimes these days," Whitney says.

You shake your head. "Guess you're not ready for that. ... But your kids are gonna love it."

"Stop saying that," Whitney tells you.

"It's a reference--"

She sighs in exasperation.

You'll get full-ride scholarships, all. It comes as a surprise even to Vivian and Whitney (who don't need it themselves, since they've got a direct tap into Darkbloom's billions anyway). On the flipside, it's especially fortuitous for Hank, who lives in the same trailer park Whitney once hailed from; and also for Alex, whose living situation is not much better. Hank's tears of joy are few and stoic, Alex's many and effusive.

You and Rose never needed these scholarships yourselves -- you'll have plenty to pick from -- but you'll both take them regardless. Taking money from Darkbloom is always a net good.

The scholarship comes with a totally-optional invitation to dinner at Darkbloom's manor, which of course doesn't feel very optional after the man just paid your entire college tuition for free.
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>>4056610
Ohhhh man, here we go.
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>>4056610
>Alex's many and effusive.
:')
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>>4056610
>Hank made it
wtf I love Darkbloom now
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The limousine he sends to North High to pick you all up is driven by a familiar face, too. It's the same chauffeur he had in the world before this one.

Rose holds your hand, squeezing tightly, the entire ride there. You're not sure whether it's to calm you, or to clam herself. You're both freaking out internally. This will be your first ever visit to his home in this timeline.

Darkbloom's home is exactly as you remember it: grimly stately, imposing and gothic. It's hard to wonder where Vivian got her fashion sense considering this is the place she grew up in. Sure, the exterior is nice enough. The emerald green lawn and multi-tiered fountain and Disneyworld-esque cobbled carpath past the brass front gates are as glamorous as can be -- but it's a lie, and it does nothing to ease your mind when you pass through into the dimly lit interior with its mahogany flooring and walls, its ornate candelabras on its long galley tables, its crystal chandeliers and authentic artpieces lining the walls, each worth more than the GDP of a small island nation.

This place is old-hat for Vivian, who lives here, and for Whitney, who has been here several times before. They wander off together to hang out in a gazebo in the backyard, leaving the rest of you to peruse the decadent wealth within. Hank whistles appreciatively as he passes the surround-sound theater system in the living room -- which is the size of a literal theater -- while Alex is much more interested in the working ENIAC replica in one of Darkbloom's showrooms.

Darkbloom, seeing Alex's interest, enters into a long, involved discussion on the history of mechanical programming and the ENIAC's role in the Manhattan Project. You lurk on the conversation's periphery, interjecting yeahs and oh reallys where appropriate. Of course you're not there to have a nerdgasm, you're there to keep a close eye on Alex. To try somehow to keep him out of Darkbloom's clutches. But the trap is sprung: by the end of the conversation, Darkbloom is already speaking of giving Alex an internship at Darkbloom E-Pay when the time for it is right...

The semi-guided tour continues. The Citizen Kane opulence of this mansion has a Citizen Kane tragedy about it, too, you find. Darkbloom has no one, really, to share this with. His only family in the house is Vivian, who will move out in a couple years once she's of age. From then on, he'll have only his maids and servants for company in his house the size of a village. His ingenuity in crossbreeding French maid costumes with bunnysuits deserves unequivocal praise. And judging by the way he gets a little handsy with one when he thinks no one else is watching, his favored employees may even be keeping him warm in bed at night. But they'll never cure the hollowness you know exists inside his heart.
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>>4056624
I want to talk about how so many common computing standards of today are just holdovers from punch-card programming traditions and habits of the 60s with Alex and Darkbloom! I really really want to!
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At dinner, Whitney clears her throat and announces to both her sister and her bio-dad: "I've got a joke for you."

"Oh?" Darkbloom says. "Let's hear it."

Her voice is a little trembly as she begins, but picks up a steady confidence as she goes:

"So a businessman is on a business trip to Boston, right? He's big into seafood. Like, big. Always tries the seafood places wherever he goes. And he knows Boston is one of the best places for seafood in the whole country. But he's so busy on his trip, that he doesn't get the chance to find any of the good local restaurants. So when he gets a cab from hotel back to the airport, he asks his cabbie, he asks him -- 'hey buddy... I'm leaving town tonight, but I'll probably be back. Do you know any good places in Boston where I could have gotten scrod?' So then the cabbie turns and says, he says,"

(Here, Whitney shifts perfectly into an exaggerated Boston accent):

"--'buddy... I've heard that question about a billion times over the years, but that's gotta be the first time I ever heard it in the past pluperfect subjunctive!'"

Vivian and her father both stare at her blankly. Whitney begins to wilt, thinking she told a dud -- but then Darkbloom lets out a soft little "--snrrk--" and Vivian's mouth twitches; the pair burst into raucous laughter at the same moment.

"That's awful!" Darkbloom says. "In the very best way. I will need to use that one... how funny."

Whitney beams.

It's not her joke. It's yours. Well... that's not fair -- it isn't "yours," either. You didn't make it up. But you're the one who first told it to her. Or more precisely, you told it to Ms. Carte while in Whitney's vicinity, and it got a huge belly laugh from the former. Whitney, seeing how her mother reacted to the joke, feigned laughter. And she feigned laughter each and every time that she asked you to repeat your "scrod joke" to her in the subsequent few weeks. You had been getting a little exasperated with it, because even though you dissected the frog by explaining to her what makes the joke funny, it obviously wasn't the kind of thing she'd appreciate.

Now you know why she kept having you retell it. She was committing it to memory.
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>>4056633
D'aww
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>>4056633
... whoa. Whooooaaaa.
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>>4056633
What has anyone done to deserve this girl?
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>>4056633
smartest
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I wrote out a quite long one on one interaction between Alabaster and David, but I think I might shelve it.

So with those short few posts, I'll head for bed. Let's do lewd things with family members tomorrow.
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>>4056661
>But I think I might shelve it
Awww, may we ask why?

If you're not up for answering, that's fine. Sleep tight~.
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>>4056666
It's not the violent hatred they have for each other in 421, but it's a sort of fraught interaction. And 422 is meant to be a time of peace.
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>>4056678
Understandable. Rest well!
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>>4056661
>>4056678
You should post it. One on one interactions between Alabaster and David are interesting, especially now with the twist that only Alabaster remembers. One bad interaction doesn't make 422 any less peaceful and it'd be a shame not to see
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>>4056661
I respect your decision to shelve it but it is something I would have liked to see, even if it isn't something that 'canonically' happens
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>4056624
Meh, the Babbage Machine replica is more fun. And have fun replacing all those vacuum tubes.
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>>4056661
>>4056678
I can understand it, however it is still something I would like to see.
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>>4056795
>One on one interactions between Alabaster and David are interesting, especially now with the twist that only Alabaster remembers.
Such as scene would be a good indicator on how Ally might try to handle future interactions such as with Qiangxiang.
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>>4056633
I understand all the words in that joke and I still think I missed it. Nice to see Whitney working hard!

>>4056678
>422 is meant to be a time of peace
>>4056624
>Darkbloom is already speaking of giving Alex an internship at Darkbloom E-Pay when the time for it is right...
I'm still going to be exceptionally suspicious. And what as Renee doing at an e-commerce company anyway? Things to ponder.
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>>4057227
I think the punchline is that “scrod” sounds like “screwed” in a Boston accent?
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>>4056610
>On the flipside, it's especially fortuitous for Hank, who lives in the same trailer park Whitney once hailed from; and also for Alex, whose living situation is not much better. Hank's tears of joy are few and stoic, Alex's many and effusive.

The boys are gonna be okay, lads.
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>>4056633
How can other girls even compete with the pure, earnest effort this girl puts into remembering a dorky joke because she thinks her estranged father will like it?
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>>4057363
My appreciation of this joke has increased immensely.
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>>4057363
>>4057227
The joke is that "scrod" would I guess be the past pluperfect subjunctive of "screw", but is also a type of young small fish, and that's what the foodie guy was actually looking for but forgot about. So he was asking for fish, but the cabbie thought he was asking where he could have gotten some fuck but in a really weird way.
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>>4057390
Hank is probably my favorite literally who in all of Fuck Quest. He's just so earnest and upbeat. Hopefully he doesn't get steamrolled this time
>>4057401
I'm getting (even) more excited for Boise with this subtle hint of foreshadowing.
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>>4057559
>Qiangxiang Xi in as an exchange student alongside Ji Shin
>Rose and Alabaster beyond triggered
>the rest of the team has to carry them with Whitney leading the charge

Boise is going to be so fucking kino this time around.
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>>4056633
I'm glad to see that even after the universe reset, Alabaster is still making dumb ass dad jokes
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>>4057630
His dad switch has been flipped. Girls look out, the Dadbaster is coming with his Batterblaster.
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>>4057649
Alabaster "Abe" Soliloquy rides again

Building on this, one thing that still makes me uncomfortable about NG+ 422, is that Amber's parents more or less had their daughter swiped away. I'm sure there's a balancing act somewhere down the line, but it's just something that plucks away at the back of my mind. I mean, Ally and Rose/Mystery Girl X will undoubtedly be good parents, but it also delayed Will and Auburn too, and who knows if there was anyone else? That's a couple families at least who aren't fully whole as they could be
But, I get it. Metaphysics.
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>>4056661
What's Stasi up to in 422?
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I wonder, without being maimed, is he entirely without reason to get /fit/?

Will this timeline forever be devoid of Snackleford?
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Rose dumpstered his pussy deflector for him, maybe he has a chance now.
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Speaking of Stackleford, I hope we get to anime club sometime during the ova. I need to see Cerise bully some weebs with Gal.
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>>4057996
Saaaame. Bullying Rose in the Circle of Shame!
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>>4057649
How often does Alabaster read the paper now?
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>>4057761
>>4057795
Anything is possible, believe it.
>>4058004
Rose gets the circle! Gal gets the circle! Everyone's getting circled, it's a veritable coliseum of bad taste!
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>>4058283
Anna secretly likes being circled and keeps finding excuses for Cerise to put her in there. Afterwards she literally gets off on it.
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>>4058296
>using Rose to find out what irritates Cerise the most
>then going right ahead and doing it anyway
The buddy code does not support this action.
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>>4058310
Totally permissible under the gal pal charter, however.
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>>4058325
Sometimes referred to as the Gala Carta.
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>>4058330
I would have also accepted the Manga Carta, the Cerisetitution, the Dorklaration of Whitneypendance, or getting called for yuri duty.

>>4056661
I fell asleep after work today. These midweek runs are a little hectic for me to adhere to! I can post this David interaction if people would like to see it, and can accept its questionable canonicity.I'll also be working on some stuff with Rose the Younger, including possibly also the lewd you voted for, tonight.
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>>4058446
Excitement~.
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During dessert, Darkbloom asks if he can show you something -- just the two of you. You share a worried look with Rose, but you allow him to spirit you away. It's better to know what he's up to than to get blindsided.

As he leads you down the parqueted halls, he makes idle small-talk with you: "Are you excited for Boise?"

"I guess."

"You only guess? Vivian will not stop talking about it. It will be the highlight of her existence... I hope you make it memorable for her."

"I intend to," you tell him.

He smiles wryly. He stinks of aftershave and cologne -- gussied himself up for you all. "You know, Alabaster... I was more than a little perturbed when I first met you."

You come to a stop together outside a certain door in the hall. "Why?" You ask him.

"A boy like you, dating my eldest daughter? I did not like the idea whatsoever."

You set your jaw. Is this why Darkbloom pulled you away? To talk shit about your relationship with Whitney?

"I had no idea what she saw in you. What Vivian saw, for that matter." He arches his eyebrows, tilts his head just slightly forward. "In case you were unaware -- she is smitten with you, by the way. Vivian, that is."

"I know," you tell him. Boy, do you.

"But I found you to be a brash, overconfident, pompous, mean-spirited and ego-driven know-it-all," Darkbloom helpfully explains.

"Are you for f--" you begin.

"--But as I've gotten to know a little bit more of you... I am starting to realize how much you remind me of myself. The faults I see in you are the faults I see in me. If you had the opportunity... with a little bit of mentorship, you could become a great man."

"Like you?" You say, sarcastically.

"Yes," he replies, unsarcastically.
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He leads you into the room beyond the door. It's a little den, with a sturdy oak dining table and chairs, like a cozier version of his main dining hall. At a prominent spot on the wall, far above the fireplace there, is a painting he's shown you before.

"Have you see this piece?" He asks.

You close your eyes. "Yes."

"I think about it so much. Adam's curse... was not knowledge... but incomplete knowledge. He--"

"He knew only enough to know that he knew nothing," you complete.

"Yes!" Darkbloom says, eyes widening. "Yes, Alabaster, precisely. Incomplete knowledge is the unique burden of mankind. Beasts have a blissfully eclipsing ignorance. Gods have omniscience. We, who inhabit the in-between, have neither."

"You want to become a god, Darkbloom?" You spit.

"No." He tears his view from the painting to look at you. "I just want to bring us back their fire."

You shake your head. The bile in your stomach churns like choppy seas. This can't be happening.

"I want to let you in on something I have not told anyone else yet," he says. "I am going to pivot Darkbloom E-Pay away from financial services... towards artificial intelligence. I have a novel concept. A mind-machine interface -- drawing on the awesome power of modern data analytics-- well, I had better not say too much more, but I think it will change the world."

You need to grip the back of a tall chair on your left to keep yourself standing. The world feels like it's going to shatter into a billion pieces. Your searching eyes fall upon a scimitar mounted to a plaque on the wall -- and every atom of your being is screaming, "do it now! Do it now while you have the chance!" But you can't stab David Darkbloom to death in his own home while his daughters eat cake in the dining room. You'd ruin everything like that. But Darkbloom is going to ruin everything if you don't...

He's been droning for some time now. You force yourself to focus. This is important. You need to know what this motherfucker will do. "--which was my initial plan for the company, but... other things... got in the way. Those barriers have been removed now, and now at last I can do with my life's work what I truly want to do."

You swallow hard, and steel yourself. You stand tall, with your chin held up. "Barriers?" You say. "Like your wife?"

Darkbloom gives you a severe frown.

"Or your wife's father?" You add. "He died recently, didn't he? That seems to correspond to all these changes, I'd say... bringing Whitney back into your life, and now making this... pivot."

"There's something you think of me that would be better left unstated," Darkbloom intones.

"'Think' is a soft way of putting it," you tell him. "Do you regret getting into bed with the Kerimovs?"

"You've done your research," Darkbloom says, impressed more than he is frightened or put off.
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>>4058507
Ohhhh man. Careful, Alabaster. Carefuuuul.
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>>4058495
I don't know about you OP, and I might be speaking too soon, but this scene had me giggling.

>>4058507
Ok, I did speak too soon. But I also live for these scenes that tie my stomach in knots.
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>>4058507
Oh. Ooooohhhhh.
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"I care about Whitney," you tell him. "Vivian now too. And I care about the world you've brought them into. Yeah, I've done my research. I know so much about you that it would make your head spin."

"I had such a strong hunch about you," Darkbloom says, "but in that, I even still underestimated you. You -- are a formidable young man." He goes to a shelf on the wall and begins to pour some brandy. No worrying over the fact that you're well underage -- he gives you a tumbler, too. You sip with him. "This valley is swimming in prodigies," he continues. "Even your high school. Alex, back there, he has a brilliant career ahead of himself... and your teacher, Ms. Guiteau -- oh how Renee despises her -- but do you know she was once one of the most promising young rising stars in AI? Her own erratic mind got the better of her, but I think she has a generational genius to impart. Something I could corral towards blessed ends. And you. If you treat my daughters well, Alabaster... there will be a place in my organization for you as soon as you graduate from college. You'd be on the fast track to the Forbes billionaires list."

"I don't want your fucking money," you tell him, and take a gulp of his thousand dollar a bottle liquor.

"That attitude is precisely why I want you."

"Big Data is a quagmire," you tell him. Here comes your best sales pitch: "People are turning against it. Do you really want to make yourself the face of the new millenium's Big Brother? Stick to what you're best at. Just keep running the world's second-best Paypal, and keep on being one of those billionaires who no one's ever heard of. Your daughters will have much better lives that way, than if you make yourself into a fucking supervillain that everyone slings hatred at."

He sets his empty tumbler down. "This is the ego-driven and overconfident part of your personality shining through. I've just told you some sensitive information and praised your intellect. So now you see fit to give me high-level strategic advice on my business." He tilts his head slightly like a displeased father dressing down a son who failed to do his chores. "I didn't solicit, and won't consider advice from a teenage boy. Even if he's fucking my daughters." (You feel the five-alarm 'oh shit' bell go off in your gut, at the deployment of that plural, there). "When you've been through school and have climbed the ladder at my company and I have given you a merit-based promotion to the board -- which I am sure you will earn in due time -- then, and only then, should you think of telling me how to run my affairs. And only if you ask permission first." His voice goes rougher still: "Never presume to tell me what to do again."

Do it now, Alabaster! Do it now!

---

When you return to dessert with Darkbloom, Rose pulls you aside at an opportune moment.

"What did he do?"

"He offered me a job."

Rose is mute.

"I think I'd better take it," you tell her.

"Why?"

"If I don't, he's going to build Sand Reckoner again."
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>>4058524
It's okay, Alabaster. You've got this. You can prevent it better than anyone else.
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>>4058524
>"If I don't, he's going to build Sand Reckoner again."
Let's build it first and make it into a form of a newspaper.
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>>4058495
>>4058507
>>4058524
Hoooo boy, this is spicy stuff OP
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>>4058524
This is making me want a scene between Darkbloom and Sand Reckoner/OP, just so David can see the true results of his success (failure?).
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How did we activate bites the dust ?
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>>4058524
Oh maaaan. God, I love the dynamic these two have.
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>>4058524
Alphabaster check: FAILED
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>Darkbloom still Darkbloomin
>he knows we're fucking Vivian
>autosage finally kicked in
EVERYONE PANIC
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>>4058619
The autosage is the worst part. The end is officially nigh, lads.
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>>4058619
>>4058624
We'll make it two more weekends, probably. Plenty of time.
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>>4058636
Eh, I ain't gonna panic, but I can't help that wistful feeling, ya know? With the finale it was one thing, because we all knew the OVA was inevitable. But now after this, all that's left is the ghost thread.
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>>4058638
I thought the same thing when Fuck Quest died, but here we are.
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One lazy Saturday, while Cerise is at North High planning the next week's programming schedule for anime club with Anna (meetings that always run really long), and Whitney is visiting with Vivian in Darkbloom's manor (you don't even want to think about it), and Alex is helping Sable paint her tiny apartment (it's a step up from a van, at least), and Rose is spending the day in her ostensible home with her family (she invited you, but the last time you were there, Saul spent a long time cleaning his guns in the dining room, and you felt kind of awkward), and Dr. Carte is catching up on grading papers (and/or performing unethical bunny experiments) -- you have a rare couple hours to yourself.

That is, until Mom's shadow falls across you where you sit on the living room couch.

You look up from your book. She folds her arms. You don't know why yet, but you know you're about to get your ass reamed. But even knowing she's gonna be pissy, can't prepare you for the absurdity of what she says:

"Why aren't you cleaning your little sister's bedroom?"

You wait for her to say something else. She doesn't.

"Where's the punchline?" You ask.

"Her room is a pigsty, Alabaster!"

You exhale, and sputter wordlessly for a few moments, before gaining rhetorical traction: "It's my fault now that Rose is a lazy pig?" You demand.

"Yes!"

"Still waiting for that punchline," you grouse.

Mom blows a bang from her face. "It's because she's taking after you. She looks to you as her role model -- and you're the laziest pig in the world. You'd think having a live-in bimbo like Rose2 would motivate you to at least pick the laundry up off your floor!"

"That bimbo made the best mille-feuille you ever ate last week. Your words."

"Don't change the subject! You said you would help Rose spruce up. So go do it!"

"When did I say that?" You demand. "I didn't say that. I would remember saying that, I'm pretty sure."

Her upper lip curls. "Don't try to lie your way out of this one, bucko. She already told me."

You narrow your eyes. "Rose told you that I promised to help her clean her room?"

Mom nods.

"You believed her?"

"Rose is a good girl! Of course I believe her." She shifts her weight, making her mom jeans strain deliciously to constrain her meaty thighs. You hate how her perfume, her voice and her thick body tends to give you an erection -- not because you're ashamed but because for now, it's still awkward. For now. Her body does things to you.

But that weighs on you somewhat less right now than your exasperation... Rose, you fucking cute little liar. She shanghaied you into being her bitchboy today with this shit.

"Help" her clean her room? Yeah right. You know what it'll really be. She intends to loaf around on her tablet while you do all the work.

You toss your book down on the couch cushions and breeze past Mom, on your way upstairs, to lay down the law.

"Don't you bully her!" Mom calls after you.
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>>4058658
This is now officially a bully zone.
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>>4058658
The woman is demanding the impossible!
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>>4058658
Also just picked up on mom calling Rose Once Removed Rose2, that's funny.
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>>4058658
>"Don't you bully her!" Mom calls after you.
Totally going to bully her.

This whole bit is adorable.

>>4058524
And this is spooky. David's still almost twenty years behind schedule, but that's really like five to eight at this point.
But then again I love David being David.
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>>4058658
>Mom calling Rose Mallory Rose2

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>>4058524
Oh boy, this is a lot. We might be in a uniquely good position to deal with it, though.

Does /fq/ think that our slider powers would be enough to teach David a lesson? Rose and Alabaster combined might be able to pull off some kind of superhuman-level insider trading, with their knowledge of the past universe, and they probably know enough critical technical secrets to bring R&D leaps and bounds ahead, with no immoral child surgery. But on the other hand, given what it took to teach David a lesson last time, I kind of don't want to find out.

>>4058658
Look at the time! Bully'o'clock already?
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>>4058658
Oh Rose2--you don't even know what you've done.

>>4058672
Considering David, it's inevitable.
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>>4058674
Oh yeah, and come to think of it...

What happens if we reach the light house again? Either with or without Sand Reckoner. Can we daisy chain these NG+s?
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>>4058658
Oh I am looking forward to this
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>>4058658
>Rosemouto
This is gonna be good
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>>4058658
>Rose is now Rose2 to the Soliloquys
Wherever she is, Rose2 Original Recipe is smiling
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>>4058699
>wherever she is
Obviously the OP just re-used the data from the glitch to format her into the Rose we know now. So yes, she's definitely smiling where she is right now. Probably with a piece of pocky sticking out of her meowth while she watches some insipid and cutesy youtube video on her tablet.

The REAL question is if she'll still be smiling once Alabaster's belt comes off. Yes.
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Bulli zone tomorrow. Sorry guys.

Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, I should have much more time to get through some of these scenarios. I've been running on fumes all week.

I'd also like to get us all to Boise this weekend!

I also stupidly left out a planned part of the interaction with Mom in the last post, so accept this light retcon:
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>>4058754
Cheers, OP. You get done the things that need to happen, that should probably take priority.
>we're going to boise
AHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm way too excited about NERD BOWL
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One lazy Saturday, while Cerise is at North High planning the next week's programming schedule for anime club with Anna (meetings that always run really long), and Whitney is visiting with Vivian in Darkbloom's manor (you don't even want to think about it), and Alex is helping Sable paint her tiny apartment (it's a step up from a van, at least), and Rose is spending the day in her ostensible home with her family (she invited you, but the last time you were there, Saul spent a long time cleaning his guns in the dining room, and you felt kind of awkward), and Dr. Carte is catching up on grading papers (and/or performing unethical bunny experiments) -- you have a rare couple hours to yourself.

That is, until Mom's shadow falls across you where you sit on the living room couch.

You look up from your phone. She folds her arms. You don't know why yet, but you know you're about to get your ass reamed. But even knowing she's gonna be pissy, can't prepare you for the absurdity of what she says:

"Why aren't you cleaning your little sister's bedroom?"

You wait for her to say something else. She doesn't.

"Where's the punchline?" You ask.

"Her room is a pigsty, Alabaster!"

You exhale, and sputter wordlessly for a few moments, before gaining rhetorical traction: "It's my fault now that Rose is a lazy pig?" You demand.

"Yes!"

"Still waiting for that punchline," you grouse.

Mom blows a bang from her face. "It's because she's taking after you. She looks to you as her role model -- and you're the laziest pig in the world. You'd think having a live-in bimbo like Rose2 would motivate you to at least pick the laundry up off your floor!"

"That bimbo made the best mille-feuille you ever ate last week. Your words."

"Don't change the subject! What's so much more important than helping your sister, anyway?"

"I'm reading the news. Keeping up on current events is important. You admire that trait in a man, don't you?"

She reaches for your phone and grabs it out of your hands.

"Hey--!" You shout.

Mom reads aloud: "The 25 Most Spooky Amusement Parks on Earth? ... Number 7 Will Scare Your Socks Off?" Mom looks up at you. "This isn't news!"

You snatch your phone back. "Sure it is. It's by one of my favorite reporters."

"Do you think I'm dumb? As if you're hanging off the every word of some hack blogger's listicles! You're just frittering away your time with random garbage on the internet instead of doing something productive! You said you would help Rose spruce up. So go do it!"

---

(The rest proceeds as written)
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>>4058754
You've done a lot this week already, OP-sama. Take your time, there's no rush.

>I'd also like to get us all to Boise this weekend!
Oh golly gosh, it really is gonna happen.
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>>4058765
This was not at all what I was expecting, nor was I expecting to find it so heartwarming.

Good shit, OP. See ya tomorrow.
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>>4058765
Ganbatte, Kay. We'll see you soon.
Fuck that's adorable.

Sleep tight, OP-sama.
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>>4058765
>It's by one of my favorite reporters
S O O N
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Remember when FQ was about Darkbloom needing our magical cum for his androids to run? When we and an increasing part of the harem were becoming superhuman robbuts, and we were getting threatened/lured with artificial versions of our girls?

That guy is scarier the less idiotic supervillan he is. I am unconvinced we should attempt blocking his research in tgis timeline, as we might just be ruining everything because of paranoia.

>>4058754
Why do you ways have to post between 4 am and 6 am my time?

Still love you.
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>>4058754
>I'd also like to get us all to Boise this weekend!
Hype! Just putting this out there as well. In the event that Whitney inevitably clutches the championship, Ally should give her the biggest BOOSTO ever put in FQ.

Just imagine her embarrassed face and Vivian being jelly about it.
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>>4058658
>Her body does things to you.
It needs to be said that this is one of the best Mom-associated lines and I always look forward to it
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>>4059231
By the way, what happened to our dad ?
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>>4059251
Nothing? He's just reading the paper like always.
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>>4059251
Dad's in a better place, Anonymous-dono.
The finance page.
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>>4059256
>>4059259
Is he ok with being a cuck or are they divorced ?
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>>4059310
I mean, in 422 Alabaster and Mom aren't fucking (so far). Are you new here?
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>>4059310
Dad also may or may not be Alabaster himself. It's complicated.
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>>4059310
>he hasn't read season 1
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>>4059314
I missed the bites the dust part and some others
>>4059316
Ok
>>4059317
Unfortunately no
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>>4059310
It's the eternal battle of father versus son. Cuck and counter cuck. Everytime Alabaster makes forward movement, Dad is there to blow Scarlett's mind all over again. She just can't deny the D[ad].
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>>4058701
Who do you think Rose2’s favorite youtubers are?

Does she sub to pewdiepie?
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>>4059462
Trick2g
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>>4059524
Nah, definitely moe. Rose2 is a snake through and through.
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>>4059340
>>4059316
>>4058765
>"I'm reading the news. Keeping up on current events is important. You admire that trait in a man, don't you?"
i feel as if this may confirm it
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>>4059310
I'm wondering how OP is gonna play this, honestly.
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>>4059310
I just remembered that FQ started before cuck entered the vernacular of every single 4chan user.

What an absolute ride, lads.
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Part of me feels that the best way to fix david is to pack him onto an ice breaker and drag him over to the Lighthouse.

Nothing cures someone of megalomania faster than meeting the closest substitute for God. Especially if they can show you your other fucked up lives.

Of course, this isnt a kindness. Theres a reason the last curse is to get exactly what you want.
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>>4060019
On the other hand, it can be argued that sand reckoner is a 422 trillion times over certainty. Seen this way even trying to stop its existance runs counter to the starting conditions of the universe.

So, what to do? I suggest a better solution. Alabaster and Rose prove that someone can maintain continuity between kalpa. I say we get ahead of it, enforce peer to peer architecture, and use 422 as a stable base for every subsequent iteration. Just a thought.
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>>4060042
>use 422 as a stable base for every subsequent iteration

You're forgetting. This isn't just 422. This is the first cycle of the 422nd iteration. The first 421 was the basis for TRILLIONS of cycles of 421 that ended with the end of Season 4. 422 is the first of potentially trillions more cycles of 422 using the current seed as a basis. Whether the OP allows Alabaster and Rose to carry their memories forward through further cycles, or implant the currently stored memory into them, or of course neither... Well, it's the nature of her to experiment for the sake of finding that ideal universe in the end, yes? Who's to say she won't try all three at some point or even multiple times? Just more factors to integrate into the seed potential.
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>>4060019
But what if OP doesn't want to be found? They could be on a boat for seven years and still not find anything. And, if they did find the lighthouse, how would David react to Alabaster being the fulcrum of the world rather than anyone else (like David himself)? Would his inner appalachian rise up and insist that he could do it better?

Honestly, I'm hoping 422.1 is a limited offer and that Alabaster and Rose2 can eventually enjoy the fruits of their labor without excess baggage. I mean, can you imagine waking up across multiple universes and the last thing you remember is that almost everyone you loved died? haha what a curse!
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>>4058754
Looking forward to the update, OP!

This OVA has been a treat
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>>4060286
Whew, just woke up from yet another Sleep Yuki® Power Nap™. Gonna start writing now. thank you all for your patience and participation.

>>4057710
I forgot to reply to this yesterday. I had been waiting for someone to point this one out. Amber's parents losing their daughter is one of the tragedies of the transition to this universe.

David's actions mean that the Amber of the universe we saw at the beginning of the reboot never knew her actual parents. When her "glitch" reset things at the end of season 2, she wound up with a new family. In the end, in season 3/4, she got to choose the family she really wanted... but that's so cruel to the parents who never had that chance with her. I like to imagine that they are happy in their ignorance in 422 and get to have a beautiful child of their own, too. Why not?

As for Will and Auburn, they will get to exist. It only takes a couple generations having kids a couple years later to push their births back to a time contemporaneous with Amber.

Back to writing.
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>>4060725
I like to imagine that Amber's former parents had their own daughter that likes to dye her hair blue and wear red contacts.
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>>4060725
>made it back from FFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT and OP hasn't started yet
Time to get comfy
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>>4060786
home along on a fridey nihgt?
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>>4060811
it's saturday morning now, bub
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>>4060828
NOT WHEN I POSTED IT FUCK YOU
Heh
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>>4060786
>>4060811
>>4060828
>>4060835
it's still friday you all just live in the wrong timezone
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Rose's room is the sweetest-smelling sty on the planet. You don't know how she does it, but she manages to make her slovenly lifestyle cute. It really pisses you off.

The decor is pink. Not just some of it. All of it. Carnation pink walls. Coral pink carpet. A hairy flamingo pink rug, barely visible beneath heaps of clothes. A shocking pink comforter (belled up near the bed's center, since she never makes her bed) and cotton candy pink sheets (the top sheet missing, the fitted sheet pulled away from one corner to reveal the Chilean pink mattress beneath). An amaranth pink desk, with rose pink bookshelf beside, stocked entirely by manga (her collection is bigger than yours). A Persian pink pencil holder, containing a French pink set of pens (yes, she does her homework in colored gel pen). A China pink garbage bin beneath the desk. A congo pink dispenser for tissues atop it. Her cherished Barbie pink CRT TV, still in use from her youngest days, that she doesn't want to give up for a flatscreen. A stuffed orchid pink bunny, tickle-me-pink bear, and pastel pink unicorn lining a charm pink shelf on the wall. Pink. Pink. Pink.

It would be a pretty charming. Unfortunately, the entire room is choking beneath detritus: her dirty clothes on the ground, her empty soda bottles on the desk, some dirty plates and silverware on her bedside table as well as stacked on the floor next to it. Her garbage bin overfloweth, mostly with wadded-up tissues. A second full bag of trash sits beside it, tied-off. The walk-in closet is open, one of the sliding doors lying partially off its tracks, and the clothes inside are strewn about. Her dresser's drawers are all half-opened too, because they can't be shut, because rather than folding her clean clothes, she just wads them up and stuffs them inside. The ironing board she ostensibly uses to take care of her wrinkled clothes, is lying tipped on its side, and the iron itself is sitting halfway across the room on her bookshelf of all places. She has a vanity along one wall, but its mirror is half-obscured by the mountain of shit on the tabletop: bottles of hairspray, an open kaboodle, a couple stacks of manga and magazines, papers from school, hairbrushes, more soda bottles -- and tubes of lipstick (some without lids), and tubes of mascara (ditto), and bobby pins, and a couple mannequin heads with wigs for her cosplaying, and a pair of socks, and a pair of panties, and a windup cat doll that says "nyan" and etc., etc., etc. But even if the mirror were more accessible, it wouldn't be very helpful, because it's so streaked that your reflection in it is murky. Her window is similarly streaked, her TV is coated in dust, and her carpet is jammed with crumbs.

So it's nasty in here. But it smells like you walked into a candy store.

And rather than loafing around on her tablet, as you prognosticated, Rose is sitting at her PC -- reading a visual novel you recognize.
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>>4060725
Speaking of parental tragedies, what's the status of Anna's parents?

The possibility of a CincOyakodon rests on your answer.
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>>4060725
Sorry that I sat on it so long in that case; it really started bouncing around during Fooly Chloe when we got to see Blue Camelia show a bit of her own character rather than just being a palette swapped stand-in for Amber.

Now you've got me digging through the archives because I know 'for sure, for sure' only occurs a handful of times, and I wouldn't put it past you to pull one last surprise out of your hat.

>>4060931
It begins!
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>>4060931
Ohhh man.
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>>4060931
>[x] Casually messatsu the the imouto
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>>4060931
>[X] ask her about the VN.
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Rose swivels in her chair, and gives you a salute. "My manservant is here! Let's put you to work!"

You calmly close the door behind you, and approach her chair. She smiles idiotically up at you the whole way.

"We need to get this place clean, pronto!" She chirps. "Okaasan's orders! Glad you could--"

You bring your foot up so that it touches the bottom of the chair's seat -- and then keep bringing it up, so that the chair tips backwards. She flaps her arms wildly and lurches her weight forward to try to prevent the inevitable before she crashes down, and goes "whhooo-ooooo-aahhh!" as gravity overpowers her. She lands among her used clothes with a thud.

"Rude!!" She says, staring up at you reproachfully.

"Serves you right. What's rude is preying on the fact that you're Mom's favorite so that I have to do all your work."

"You totemo promised me that you'd help me clean my room today!" Rose insists. She's lying on her back, limbs entangled with her chair. "Don't you remember?"

"When?"

"I forget."

You nod at her monitor. "Why are you reading this degenerate filth?"

Rose finally wrests herself free from her tipped-over chair, stands and rights it. She smooths out her blouse, then sits again. "You have this game on your computer, too!" She says. "Don't be a hippocrat!"

"I'm older than you."

"By what? A few years? Geez, Ally, that's not--"

"And how do you know I've got this game on my computer?" You add. "Are you spying on me?"

She giggles.

"Are you spying on me?" You repeat.

"This game is a classic," Rose says. "Anyone who considers herself a fan of Japanese culture should read it! It's a modern day Tale of Genji!"

Somehow, you doubt Imouto Paradise will ever rank in the canon of classical literature, even if you love it too. "Do you even know what the Tale of Genji is about?" You ask

She shrugs. "Well, it's what Gal said, anyway."

"Gal--?" Since when did Anna start going by that name again?

"Oh!" Rose pips, and covers her mouth with both hands. Her grin is visible beneath her palms. When she pulls her hands away, she adds: "Oops. I wasn't supposed to use that name with the normies. That's Anna's OC... Galatea!"

Fucking Anna, perverting your little sister with these hentai games. And apparently indulging her chuuni side with quote-unquote OCs. You'll need to punish her.

"I'll shut the VN off if it bothers you so much," Rose says. In the end, she wants to please her onii-chan.

[ ] Don't shut it off. You'd better monitor her VN habits.
[ ] Forget the game. Bully her for lying to get your help today.
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>>4061032
>[x] Don't shut it off. You'd better monitor her VN habits.
This can only go well
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>>4061032
>[x] Don't shut it off. You'd better monitor her VN habits.
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>>4061032
>[X ] Forget the game. Bully her for lying to get your help today.
Naughty girls deserve spanking
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>>4061032
>[x] Forget the game. Bully her for lying to get your help today.
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>>4061032
>[x] Don't shut it off. You'd better monitor her VN habits.
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>>4061032
>Imouto Paradise
Ohhh man.

>That's Anna's OC... Galatea!
Lord give me strength.

>[x] Forget the game. Bully her for lying to get your help today.

BULLY THE DORK.
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>>4061032
>[ x ] Forget the game. Bully her for lying to get your help today.
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>>4061032
Jesus fuck, we're still live
>[x] Don't shut it off. You'd better monitor her VN habits
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>>4061032
>Imouto Paradise
W O O F
>That's Anna's OC... Galatea!"
Oh no no no, you're breaking my heart here!
>[ ] Don't shut it off. You'd better monitor her VN habits.
I still wish to bully.
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>>4061032
>[x] Don't shut it off. You'd better monitor her VN habits.
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>>4061052
I'm hoping for a tie vote, honestly. Best of both worlds.
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It sounds like we should have a talk with Anna
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>>4061056
Actually, changing to >[x] Bully since that would tie the vote if I've counted correctly
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>>4061058
It's true. Clearly she's corrupted our innocent and cute little sister. She'll have to be punished as well.
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>>4061032
>>4061061
QUICK OP CUT IT OFF BEFORE THE EQUILIBRIUM IS BROKEN
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>>4061064
I don't see any chinese girls around here. We're probably okay.
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>>4061064
Tie vote.

Gonna take a while to write this one, and it probably won't be up tonight.

But it'll be pretty long. I want to do a second phase of this scene too.
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>>4061069
oh fuck
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>>4061069
>Tie
nice. I'm proud of you Chartanon.
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>>4061069
Cheers, OP. My anticipation is only growing stronger as the wait warms.
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>>4061069
Ayy. See you then!
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>>4061069
>>4061069
>playing lewd sisterfucker VN while bullying your sister
I can work with this
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Our resident artist Elby drew a few of our girls reimagined based off some descriptions I gave him. I like how it turned out!
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>>4061327
I CANT BELIEVE WE HAVE ACTUAL CANON CHARACTER DESIGNS FOR THE MAIN THREE
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>>4061341
And now the Fuck Quest anime can finally happen without us being sued!

As long as Musk doesn't have any qualms about being brutally murdered, I mean.
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>>4061342
If Plastic Memories could have literal actual Kaji and Asuka clones (complete with hairclips, I might add), I'm sure no one would pursue legal action over a bit of artistic cribbing.
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>>4061349
And now that I mention it, the chick that ran the agency branch was a drunk cake who dated the Kaji clone briefly...


In any case!

With the publishing, licensing, animation, airing, and subsequent dropping by Funimation of Ishuzuko Reviewers, possibly the most degenerate anime to air on Japanese public television with prostitution, trap penis inspection, lesbian loli on loli, and futa on elf, I think it;s perfectly safe to say that a Fuck Quest anime, would not only make it to production, but actually air, and be picked up by stations, and make money.

May I suggest the animation team behind the game SISTERS: ~Natsu no Saigo no Hi~.
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>>4061327
>Cerise
>blue eyes
PANIC
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>>4061379
her eyes are very clearly green
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>>4061327
>Whitney
WE MUST PROTECT THAT SMILE
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If any of you really want to make a VN out of this or whatever we should better start planning.
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>>4056624
>whether it's to calm you, or to clam herself.
I'd clam rose desu.
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>>4061327
>tan lines at the ankles
I wasn't aware this was something people could even enjoy, but here we are.
They're all very nice. A 'well done' for Elby.
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>>4061327
Oh. Oh my. Oh YES.
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>>4061327
Oh my god

Elby you absolute legend
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>>4061327
>Worry
>Fang
>Thicc
3/3
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>>4061032
Wait, did Rose call Alabaster a normie?
What the shit, Gal is a terrible influence.
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>>4062030
She's planting seeds to give Alabaster an excuse to bully her
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I'm here to lick ass and chew bubblegum.
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You leave Rose's room.

This draws from her about the reaction you expected: she follows swiftly, whining: "Ally? Ally-kun? Ally-kuuuuunnnnn!!" She's on your heels all the way down the hall, all the way down the stairs, and into the kitchen. "I thought you were gonna help me c--"

You squat at the cabinet beneath the sink. Inside, you find some garbage bags, a blue bucket, a couple pairs of yellow rubber gloves, some sponges, and some cleaning chemicals. You take these things in hand. It's a lot to carry. Turning, arms full, you foist some of the goods on her, too.

"What the hecky," Rose demands.

"These are things people use to clean," you explain. "Cleaning is a process whereby you organize your belongings, and remove the accumulated dirt from your household surfaces--"

She stomps. "A-durr! What do you need all this stuff for? All we need to do is pick up the junk off my floor!"

"Your room is a biohazard. I ought to call the EPA superfund on you."

"The EPA what?"

"If we don't do a deep clean, pronto--" you give her a meaningful look. "You're gonna catch vaginal trichinosis or something."

"What the kuso is that?" Rose asks.

"Trust me... you don't want to know." You put the sink's tap on full blast, begin to fill the bucket with warm water and suds. "We have to clean your room the right way. We. As in both of us working together. Not we as in me working while you masturbate to anime porn."

Rose gasps. "Not so loud, Ally, geez! Mom could hear that!"

"Rose is masturbating to anime pooooornnnn!" You holler, one hand cupped over your mouth. Rose goes rigid with fright. But with her arms full of supplies, all she can do to shut you up is stomp your foot. In pain, you hop up and down on your unstomped foot.

"Oh, you're gonna pay for that," you warn her.

She sticks out her tongue.

"Let's go," you say.
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>>4062645
Fucking yes.

This is the dynamic I never knew I needed.
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>>4062645
Oh h*cky to the yeah. Let's do this.
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>>4062645
>vaginal trichinosis
I could have lived without that little easter egg
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You begin with Rose's vanity. You open a garbage bag by fwooping it in the air a few times to expand it. Using your arm like a croupier's rake, you sweep the vast majority of the shit on the tabletop into it.

"Hey!" Rose pouts. "You can't just throw my stuff away!"

"Why not?" you demand. "You're not taking care of it. Why would you mind if I toss it out?"

Rose tries feebly to take the bag from you, but you won't let her.

"Give it!" She demands. "I'm not gonna let you throw my stuff away, Ally!"

The tug-o-war she initiates goes only as far as you let it. With all her might, she brings the half-full bag towards her. But right before your elbow locks, you jerk it easily back towards you. Rinse and repeat.

"Alllyyy!" She cries.

"Fine," you say. "Let's go through it, one by one."

You use your foot to clear a spot on the messy floor, kicking clothes and other junk aside, then upend the bag. The stuff inside waterfalls out amid clattering and thumping.

"You're such a jerk!" Rose pouts. "Why are you being such a jerk about this!"

You pick up one of those topless tubes of lipstick, whose sticky part is partially extended and has left a flamingo smear on some of its neighboring items in the tumult. You pinch the tube between thumb and forefinger. "Do you need this?" You ask her.

"Yeah. A-durr. It's my makeup."

You drag it across her cheek in a swift, wide arc like an impassioned artist at his canvas. It streaks her skin. Her eyes widen, her lips quaver.

"It doesn't match your tone," you announce. "Tossing it."

"Wait--!!"

"How about this one?" You ask. You hold up a little inkwell of eyeliner.

"Yes!" She says sourly. She rubs the spot where you smeared her -- accomplishing nothing but spreading lipstick around and staining her fingertips. "And don't you put it on my face like the last one!"

You unscrew the applicator brush and smear her other cheek.

"Allllyyyy!"

"It's all clumpy." You turn the bottle over in your hand, and glimpse the expiration date on bottom. "No fucking wonder. This stuff expired in January. Tossing it."

"Why are you such a bully?" Rose demands, voice trembling, eyes welling.

"Because you're too fun to bully. Do you need this?" You hold up a half-finished container of pocky.

"Those are my snackies," she says.

You take one of the sticks out of the box, and snap it. Instead of a satisfying crack, it just softly bends in half, then breaks noiselessly. "Completely stale," you announce. "Tossing it. How about this guy?" You hoist a piggy bank in the shape of Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.

"Yes!" She says. "Pinkie Pie's my favorite pone!"

"Just for using the word 'pone,' I'm tossing it. How about these?" You hold up some busted-ass Sailor Moon pencils.

"Those are my favorites, too--"

"If everything is your favorite, nothing is. You need to get rid of this fucking clutter, Rose. You're gonna end up on an episode of Hoarders at this rate. And not in the good way."

"There's a good way to--?"

"Tossed."
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>>4062645
>"What the hecky," Rose demands.
I love her!
>"Rose is masturbating to anime pooooornnnn!" You holler, one hand cupped over your mouth.
Him too.
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>>4062667
>"If everything is your favorite, nothing is. You need to get rid of this fucking clutter, Rose. You're gonna end up on an episode of Hoarders at this rate. And not in the good way."
>"There's a good way to--?"


Nice one, Ally.
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>>4062645
>>4062667
There was a conspicuous absence of Little Sister bullying in 421. It's good to see OP fixed this in the 422 patch.
I love it.

>>4062668
They're great
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Rose spins on her heels, plops down on her bed, and throws her arms wide. "If you're not gonna listen to a word I say, then just throw all my stuff away and get it over with!"

"Okay."

You begin to toss things back into the bag at random.

"Wait--!!"

She jumps back up and runs to you.

You force a can of furniture polish into her hands, and a rag as well.

"Dust off your bookshelf and your dresser. Then fold your clothes. If you can finish all that before I'm done Windexing your mirror and your window and fixing your fucked-up closet door -- you can help me with picking through the rest of this shit."

It's a perfect motivator. Rose busts her ass to get done before you and thereby save her belongings from the landfill. When you reconvene, you teach her the concept of asking herself whether a given item sparks joy within her. If it does, she can keep it; if it doesn't, it has to be discarded.

Once you tell her This Is How They Do It In Japan, she's all aboard. You actually manage to reduce the ratio of her unneeded things by over half, filling several fullsize garbage bags in the process.

The next couple hours is the tedious work of vacuuming, scrubbing, and doing laundry. Rose's laziness wins over her bashfulness; she doesn't mind at all when you sort her clothes, including her underwear, into piles for her.

She does, however, go into a panic mode when you find her back massager underneath her bed amid the wadded-up clothes. Dragging it out into the light, you sit up on your knees again, and arch an eyebrow at her.

"Ghh--!" She chokes. "That's..."

"Back problems?" You ask her.

She averts her gaze. "Uh... yeah..."

You click it on. She winces when she hears its buzz.

"Pretty nifty," you tell her. "I didn't know you had chronic back pain. Is that why you conned Mom into making me help you? The pain was too much? I hope you wash this thing more than the rest of your stuff."

"It was..." she mutters glumly. "Nevermind."

"It was what?" You prompt.

"I just... I just wanted to spend some time with you today, nii-chan. I'm sorry I lied."

She looks at you with large, sad eyes. You turn the toy back off, and silence fills the room.

"I wanted this to be the best school year ever! But you have so many girls in your life now, and... sometimes it feels like you're forgetting about me." There's another, longer pause. "But I was there the whole time," she says, "way before Viv-tan, and Gal and... that other girl who lives here... and even Whitney."

You sit at the foot of her bed. "I could never forget you," you tell her. "You have no idea how much I could never forget you."

"You've got a real funny way of showing it," Rose says.

"Get up on the bed," you tell her. "Come on -- like that. Lie down. On your belly."

As she does, you clack the toy back on.

"What are you d-doing?" Rose stutters.

"You said you've got some back pain. That's no good. As your big brother, I can't let that stand. So I have to massage your back, okay?"
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>>4062701
oh god oh fuck
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Another warm wait. Likely a couple hours. Let's see.
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>>4062722
>a couple hours
Damn, Rose's back must be sore as hecky.

looking forward to it
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>>4062726
It's all those VNs she plays. She's probably got really poor posture from sitting at her computer desk all day.
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>>4062701
>"I wanted this to be the best school year ever! But you have so many girls in your life now, and... sometimes it feels like you're forgetting about me." There's another, longer pause. "But I was there the whole time," she says, "way before Viv-tan, and Gal and... that other girl who lives here... and even Whitney."
I'm not crying

>You sit at the foot of her bed. "I could never forget you," you tell her. "You have no idea how much I could never forget you."
I already said I'm not crying!

>>4062722
Cheers. Siblings hurting and caring together is healin good. Cerise had some of her best moments with Ally when they were both suffering, I hope it's genetic.
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>>4062645
>"If we don't do a deep clean, pronto--" you give her a meaningful look. "You're gonna catch vaginal trichinosis or something."
>vaginal trichinosis

Oh I love these throwbacks
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>>4062775
Explain pls
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>>4062792
That would be a violation of a certain, unnamed employee's HIPAA rights.
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>>4062667
So how do you get onto an episode of Hoarders in a favorable manner?
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>>4062912
We'd have to Camelia version 421.421.421.421 the answer to that one.
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>>4062645
>>4062667
>>4062701
>bulli followed by healing
my kokoro
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Can't stop thinking about Whitney's new fang.
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>>4063183
It's time
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>>4063183
It's here!
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>>4063183
oh fuck oh shit
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>>4063183
This is phase one. I was running long, so I'll have to continue phase two in another pastebin.
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>>4063193
W e w

Do you think you'll do that other pastebin right away? Or do some non lewds and then come back to it
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>>4063183
oh baby
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>>4063197

I'll have to do it later. I'm gonna take a little break and then do some Boise stuff.
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>>4063203
Nice
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>>4063193
... holy fuck. Is it finally time for Soliloquy Family Movie Night?

>>4063203
Get fucking hyped.
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>>4063183
not going to sleep and getting the chance to view fuck quest live for the second time was definitely worth it
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>>4063183
Rose is fucking powerful in 422 christ almighty
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>>4063183
>can chain me-time into family movie night
Rose too OP, please nerf.
I'm excited about what could possibly come next in this incestuous romp.

>>4063203
>some Boise stuff
Dorkapalooza here we come!
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>>4063275
>family movie night includes Rosemouto
Fuck me I might have voted for it if I had made that connection. Ah well, I guess it worked out.
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>>4063288
I thought that the echos of Cerise and Alabaster's FMN in S1 in this encounter were pretty neat. I'm honestly interested to see if Rose gets to be the family-corruption-buddy or has a team up with her blonder other half.
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The Pink Ranger, sitting beside Cerise on the bus to Boise, uses her index fingers as drumsticks on the seatback in front of them. "99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer! You take one down, you pass it around -- 99 bottles of beer on the wall!"

"You forgot to subtract one," Alex tells her.

Does that deter her? No. "99 bottles of beer on the wall! 99 bottles of beer! You take--"

Cerise yanks on one of her ears to shut her up. The force of it makes her list painfully to the side.

"Oof-- ow!! What the heck!"

"Shut the fuck up," Cerise growls.

"Rude."

The Yellow Ranger sits at the very back with you, dozing softly against your shoulder. It would be the perfect place for a little funny stuff -- but Saul has been staring you down the entire way there. The man hasn't blinked in almost 200 miles.

Whitney is with Vivian, doing some last-minute quizzarding:

"What part of the cell is responsible for modifying, sorting and packaging proteins for secretion?"

"The Golgi apparatus," Vivian replies without hesitation.

"Hey, Ally!" Whitney calls over her shoulder. "Gimme some secretions from your Golgi apparatus!"

"Do you have some sort of protein deficiency?" Vivian asks her.

"Right now? Yeah, for sure."

"I'm feeling a little protein-starved, too..." Vivian muses, rubbing her chin.

Ms. Carte snaps her fingers, getting the attention of her daughter and her surrogate daughter. "Quiz now. Dick later."

Charlotte is sitting beside Hank, getting some in-depth tips on fly-fishing. Charlotte, you know, is the exact opposite of outdoorsy, and is getting precisely zilch from these tips. But Hank's parents couldn't afford to miss work to come to Boise with him -- so she's giving him some much-needed company.

It would be a nice little tableau, if not for the disturbing fact that David Darkbloom is aboard the bus, too.

He wears a baseball cap, and totes a little triangular flag, both with North High's bobcat logo on them. He's eating chips and queso dip as he discusses the intricacies of server-side encryption with your mother. How he decided to yammer at her, of all people, is beyond you; but although she's humoring him, she's obviously had it up to here with the conversation by this point, and looks about ready to slit his throat.

But you have to give him credit where it's due. He's probably the most excited person here. He can't wait to see his girls perform on the big stage.
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>>4063423
Oh I'm loving these vibes.
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>>4063423
IT'S HERE!

>although she's humoring him, she's obviously had it up to here with the conversation by this point, and looks about ready to slit his throat.
Pfft.
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>>4063423
>Darkbloom in a baseball cap and a little triangle flag
Oh fuck this is such a hilarious image.
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>>4063423
>He's eating chips and queso dip as he discusses the intricacies of server-side encryption with your mother.

Geez, Alabaster, you better watch out if Darkbloom is pulling out that kind of flirtatious banter.
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>>4063423
Oh god, it's worse than I imagined a bus full of nerds could ever be. This is already great. All of it, top to bottom.
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>>4063427
Here's a shitty rush job
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>>4063450
Brilliant.
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>>4063423
>The Pink Ranger
>The Yellow Ranger
>but Saul has been staring you down the entire way there. The man hasn't blinked in almost 200 miles.
>but although she's humoring him, she's obviously had it up to here with the conversation by this point, and looks about ready to slit his throat.
These are hilarious

>Charlotte, you know, is the exact opposite of outdoorsy, and is getting precisely zilch from these tips. But Hank's parents couldn't afford to miss work to come to Boise with him -- so she's giving him some much-needed company.
>He wears a baseball cap, and totes a little triangular flag, both with North High's bobcat logo on them
>But you have to give him credit where it's due. He's probably the most excited person here. He can't wait to see his girls perform on the big stage.
These are adorable

So much in one post
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>>4063423
>But Hank's parents couldn't afford to miss work to come to Boise with him -- so she's giving him some much-needed company.
Hank ;_;
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When, a little past 1 AM, you finally arrive at the Boise Ramada Inn -- lap of luxury -- one of you has faltered. Vivian is sound asleep, and will not stir; Darkbloom has to carry her inside.

She isn't the only sleepy one. You have to wake Rose up. And Cerise has to wake Rose up. But at least they can trudge their way into the lobby and up to their rooms on their own two feet, without needing to be carried.

As you help Mr. Langley grab some of the team's bags from the stowage underneath the bus and tote it in, you pass a van in the parking lot you recognize. Depositing the bags in the lobby, you excuse yourself back out into the balmy Idaho night, and knock on the back doors of the van.

"Sable?" You say.

You know for an absolute fact that she's in there, even if she won't answer. You knock again.

"Sable?"

From inside, muffled, comes her voice: "Call me Ms. Guiteau!"

"Open up."

She opens up. She stares at you, squatting, from the homey interior of her van.

"What the hell are you doing here?" You demand.

"I'm on vacation," she says, stone-cold serious.

"In Boise, Idaho."

"Yes."

"You just so happen to have chosen Boise, Idaho for a vacation destination on the same week when our quiz team is at the national championship."

"Yes."

"And you camped out at the same hotel we're staying at, purely by coincidence."

"You are beginning to get on my nerves," Sable tells you.

"You're getting on my nerves. You're here to see Alex. Just admit it."

"I am not here to visit with that horrible boy. That boy, whose name I will not even utter, can go to hell. He's abandoning his vital duties in the robotics club this week to traipse around the country playing Jeopardy. On the eve of our own trip to nationals! It is beyond egregious. In fact, he may no longer deserve his place in the club. I am thinking of erecting him."

"You mean ejecting him?"

"That's what I said."

"How can you be mad at him for not attending the club this week when you're here, too?"

"Hmmph."

She slams the door shut.
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>>4063463
... I think I actually missed Sable a little bit. Yowza.
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>>4063463
>sneaky Sable/Alex wholesome vote
Oh snap
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>>4063423
Wasn't mom supposed to slit his throat in s1?
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>>4063470
I assume that's the cheeky reference OP is making, yeah
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>>4063470
Yep, that's the joke.
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>>4063463
>I am thinking of erecting him.
Alex finna lose his other virginity when they win, huh?
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>>4063476
>implying he didn't already honeydick us
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>>4063477
The other one
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>>4063479
You can't have two virginities, Anonymous-dono! You have to cycle the entire universe for that!
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>>4063483
Not completely. In FQ, virginities are an unsigned integer value, if you fuck more than a certain number of times you wrap back to 0.
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>>4063483
I read enough porn to know that anal virginity is separate.
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>>4063486
So Fuck Quest has been the story of Alabaster's journey to regain his lost virginity so he can lose it to Whitney again? That's beautiful.
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>>4063463
Super cute
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>>4063463
OP-dono, after I get done with this Sable thing any other alt-versions of the FQ cast you wanna see? I'll have a go at it too
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Early that morning, you sit around a shitty dining area eating a shitty continental breakfast with the rest of the team while Whitney quizzards you. It's nice and all that she's so enthusiastic about helping, but does she really need to wear her R and WH in public?

"First state to hold a Presidential primary?" She asks, reading from an almanac propped open in her lap.

"Iowa," you say, rubbing sleep from your eyes as you pick at your cold bacon. Can't they at least do a better job keeping the shitty breakfast food a little warmer?

"Wrong!" Whitney says.

"What do you mean, wrong?" You demand. "That's not wrong. It's definitely Iowa--"

"The answer is New Hampshire," Rose says.

"Correctamundo," Whitney says.

"Fuck that," you boom. You're fully awake now. "New Hampshire is second. Your book is wrong."

"It says here that New Hampshire is the first primary," Whitney insists. "Iowa is a cow-cuss."

"Caucus," Vivian says.

"Yeah, Ally," Whitney says, grinning slyly. "Caucus good."

Rose is beaming. She loves getting one over on you.

"Fucking technicalities..." you mutter, and shove a piece of bacon into your mouth.

Alex plops down beside you with a bowl of Froot Loops. The milk sloshes around, but doesn't spill. He begins to voraciously shovel the cereal into his mouth -- he always eats the most at breakfast.

"Sleep well?" Rose asks him.

"Uh huh," he says. "Well rested and ready to go! Let's kick some butt today!"

"Alabaster has some news for you," Rose informs him.

You huff. You told Rose about Sable coming all this way, on the assumption she wouldn't blab. You should have made it explicit. You wanted Alex to see Sable at the first match this morning -- where she'll doubtlessly be in attendance -- so he would be surprised by it.

[ ] Tell Alex now, so he can visit with her prior to the beginning of the tournament.
[ ] Don't tell him.
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>>4063506
>[x] Don't tell him.
Surprise time! I feel like this could be a bad idea for the sake of the quiz bowl since it might throw him off his game, but I also think it'd be cute, so that's what's important.
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>>4063506
Ahhh. I have no idea which one is going to frazzle the boy's nerves more. Uhhh.

>[x] Tell Alex now, so he can visit with her prior to the beginning of the tournament.
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>>4063506
[x] Don't tell him.
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>>4063506
God I love Whitney

>[x] Don't tell him.
Besto will power up when he sees Sable in the crowd
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>>4063506
>[ ] Don't tell him.
If just so I can see his reaction when it happens
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>>4063506
>[x] Tell Alex now, so he can visit with her prior to the beginning of the tournament.
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>>4063506
>[ ] Don't tell him.
After Rose, it's only fair we bully little sister (male) in a similar fashion.
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>>4063506
>[x] Don't tell him.
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>>4063506
>[x] Don't tell him
His blush will turn the other team gay and confuse them.
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>>4063506
Gut instinct says that not telling him will hurt, but the votes going the other way already and hoping for cute.

>dont tell him
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>>4063506
>[X] Tell Alex now, so he can visit with her prior to the beginning of the tournament.
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>>4063506
>[X] Don't tell him
I want the scene where he finds out for himself.
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We'll spring the trap on him!

But Sunday. I need a little rest for now.

Please note that if the OVA doesn't cover as much ground as I'd like by the time the thread falls off, I'm totally amenable to just making an OVA part 2 thread. I don't anticipate that, but there is still a lot to get to. Just putting that out there so folks don't get too antsy.
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>>4063557
>OVA part 2 thread
FOUR MORE YEARS OF FUCK QUEST
FOUR MORE YEARS
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>>4063557
>Endless OVA
The 422 Palau!
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>>4063557
Thanks for confirming that! I was admittedly getting a bit worried that we wouldn't get everything covered in time.

Sleep well, OP.
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>>4063557
I foresee this trap going horribly wrong, and then wonderfully right. I'll be on the edge of my seat waiting to see how this goes tits up.

>The never ending Quiz Bowl
The battle for Nerd King rages on...
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>>4063557
You're an actual legend
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>>4063557
Sable never did sample some of Scarlett's deserts, did she? Might be something to rectify.
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>>4063636
I imagine this is gonna be featured in the PTA meeting. And Sable will probably be chewing imouto Rose over her grades in class.

Poor Rose. Everywhere is just a bully zone for her.
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>>4063463
I MISSED YOU SABLE CHAAAAN
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>>4063423
>He wears a baseball cap, and totes a little triangular flag, both with North High's bobcat logo on them.
>But you have to give him credit where it's due. He's probably the most excited person here. He can't wait to see his girls perform on the big stage.

God, Dadbloom is such a dork. It's so wholesome.
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>>4063506
Dang it Rose
>[ ] Don't tell him.
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>>4063836
Who would ever suspect the man has a secret agent/hitman moonlighting as his driver?
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>>4063423
I want to rape and mindbreak femBloom and his slattern of a wife Mara but v. wholesome, gj
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>>4063557
WE ARE GOING TO LIVE FOREVER!
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>>4063506
>[ x ] Tell Alex now, so he can visit with her prior to the beginning of the tournament.
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If no one else will, I'll say it.
I'll say the controversial thing.

I want to see Darkbloom and Renee make up and get together in the 422 universe

I want to see the Darkbloom family whole again
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>>4064775
Go away, Darkbloom. You already threw your chance away.
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>>4064775
It's not just you. Darkbloom being a good father is the pinnacle of gap moe.
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>>4064775
this desu
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>>4064791
>>4064802
It's enough that they've reached a point of amicability at this point for their girls' sakes. I think they both know it wouldn't work out again. For fuck's sake, even if he didn't send her to jail this time, Darkbloom STILL made Renee give Whitney away for 18 years.
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>>4064775
Daily reminder that OP HATES David and will not allow him to be happy for any extensive period of time

Renee is more likely to end up with Boyd
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>>4064775
Darkbloom can give Renee many things. But can he give her the Oklahoma Panhandle?
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>>4064820
We need a David and Vivian quality time pastebin for yesterday. OP please, we need it.
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>>4064775
I'm perfectly happy with them making up and being on good terms again, but naaah. David still impregnated her when she was underage and he was in his thirties. He doesn't deserve her.
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So, heres the real question. When, why, and how will North High burn down in this iteration?
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>>4064861
About twenty years from now. Amber Soliloquy. An anti-transhumanism protest that goes too far.
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>>4064775
Make up? Sure. Get together? Ho ho hell no.
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>>4064861
Some years down the line, Snackleford-sensei tries to get laid (not with a student) in the chemistry lab.

And because 422 is a timeline of peace: No casualties, save for what's left of Stack's dignity. Presiding judge Saul Mallory dismisses the case.
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>>4064775
This.

I just want them to be happy. This David hasn't done anything egregious that we should hate him for, (Hell, he's done a world of good for Alex and Hank) he deserves to be happy as much as anyone does.
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>>4065051
Except, you know, foisting Renee's daughter off onto a deadbeat for 18 years because he literally got into bed with the literal mafia for literal blood money.
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>[x] Don't tell him.

You have to think quick, since Rose just promised exciting news. What you come up with is lame as hell:

"I'm making the team some uniforms."

"...What?" Rose says. "Aren't you going to tell h--"

You stomp her foot under the table. She lets out a tiny grunt of pain, and stomps you back -- but drops it at that.

"They'll have our team logo on them and everything," you add, as you curl your injured toes in your shoe and resist the urge to give Rose a counter-counter-stomp.

But thankfully, Rose gets the message. She lets your white lie stand.

"Really?" Alex says. "That's so cool!"

"Wait -- we have a logo?" Whitney says, glancing up from her book.

"Bobcats, no?" Vivian says.

"I mean, that's the school's logo, yeah," Whitney says. "But that shit's so lame."

"Can we wear wizard costumes too?" Hank wants to know.

"Our team logo is going to be much cooler," you promise. "Cooler than either bobcats or Rs and WHs."

Although in truth, you have no idea what the fuck you're going to make. You give Rose a sour look. A look that says "you're helping me later."

---

The first match of the day begins less than an hour afterwards. You're up against the Eisenhower Memorial Generals, hailing from picturesque Kansas City, Kansas.

Boise's Morrison Center is packed to the gills, but most of the spectators are other competitors and their families. There isn't much of an audience for this thing outside the insular world of quiz dorks. Peering out at the seats from your buzzer-mounted podium, you spy blocks of people in similarly-colored shirts -- folks repping their high schools' colors. Maybe a uniform isn't such a terrible idea, after all.

At the very front, between the foremost row of seats and the stage, Rosepink sets up shop: she marches back and forth in a cheerleader's outfit that she pilfered from North High, waving pompoms she also stole. The shirt is too large on her frame, but too small for her tits, whereas the skirt is just too small for her fat ass, period. The overall look is a bit ridiculous. She doesn't seem to notice.

"Gimme an M!" She shouts.

"M!" shouts Mom, Charlotte, Ms. Carte, and -- ugh -- Darkbloom.

"Gimme an I!"

"I!"

"Gimme an N!"

"N!"

Even they're beginning to grow tired of this, as they slowly realize that the word "Mindbreakers" has a lot of letters.

"Gimme a D!"

"She wishes," the Rose beside you mutters.

"Only wishes?" You ask, quirking an eyebrow.

"Are you fucking your little sister, Ally?" Whitney wants to know. "Wicked..."

Rose purrs in feigned disgust.

The Rose in the rows below Rose is just finishing up her cheer: "What's that spell?!"

But the game's host is coming to his podium between the two teams, and says into his mic: "Enthusiasm is appreciated, but we ask that the families of the competitors please not make any disturbances or outbursts."

"What's that spell?!" Rose shouts over the man.

Only Darkbloom is bold enough to respond. "Mindbreakers!" he gruffly shouts.
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>>4065066
And then killing the connection to said mafia at the earliest opportunity. Granted 422 David still seems to be leaps and bounds ahead of 421 David.
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>>4065067
>"Can we wear wizard costumes too?" Hank wants to know.
Hank asking the important questions here.
>Rosepink sets up shop: she marches back and forth in a cheerleader's outfit that she pilfered from North High
Ah, the dicking was too late, Rose has already turned to a life of petty theft and sluttery.
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>>4065067
Wizard uniform or riot!
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>The Rose in the rows below Rose is just finishing up her cheer:
Dropping the 2 is going to make your prominence count hell. It's great.

>>4065068
Yeah don't get me wrong, 422 Darkbloom is definitely going to be easier to get along with than 421 Darkbloom EVER was, even at the end. But he still did awful things that Renee should never forgive him for, even if they can reconcile to a point. They're both grown up enough to realize how much more important Whitney and Vivian's relationship are at this point.
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>>4065066
I imagine that it's the same conditions as in 421 where Carl's wife was still alive, she was a lovely nurturing woman and he was a bread winner who descended into alcoholism when she died of cancer a few years later.


At least, I remember that being the train of events. I'm sure someone will correct me if I'm wrong.
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>>4065081
Of course it was. But she died incredibly young and Darkbloom did nothing about it for, at minimum, a decade, despite knowing. Credit given that he was probably waiting for Mara to die off, but that doesn't excuse what he did in the first place.
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>>4065067
Based David with the team spirit
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>>4065067
>"Are you fucking your little sister, Ally?" Whitney wants to know. "Wicked..."
Do we have an in universe explanation for cucking girls and getting a harem as we wish ? I know that we’re MC and all, but do we have some kind of power that helps with that ? Is it all because of our better than average dick ?
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>>4065111
Okay I know you missed Season 1, Anonymous-dono, but are you sure this isn't just your first thread?
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>>4065079
>422 Darkbloom is definitely going to be easier to get along with than 421 Darkbloom EVER was
I'd say that's up in the air. If Sand Reckoner is really going to happen, 422 David might be worse.
But for right now, he gets to be a disapproving father who also fumes about his daughter's boyfriends laying pipe on an old flame of his.
>>4065111
Yes, my dude.
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>>4065120
No, I’ve been to another 3 threads, but I still have this doubt
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>>4065122
Yes what ? Pls explain my dude
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>>4065136
I... don't know what that means, but there's six years worth of lore in the very first post of this thread that should more than adequately explain everything to you. This is the post-finale victory lap, after all. Enjoy the ride~!.
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>>4065111
Wait is Season 1 addictive cum canon?
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>>4065145
It's canon to that iteration.
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>>4065138
Yes to all of the above. For the time being, let's just say that Alabaster knows what the girls want better than they do.
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The match is a complete and utter rout, as expected. The final score is North High: 10,500 - Eisenhower Memorial High: 500.

You're all a little disappointed because you didn't beat them by more than 10,000 points. Mr. Langley has been notching his belt for every time you do it; and his belt, by this point in the season, is more notch than leather.

Throughout the entire game... although Mom whoops and hollers for your victory; although Rose continues to dance and sway in her obviously unchoreographed way; although Cerise pretends to be aloof but smiles to herself every time one of you answers a question; although Saul and Charlotte golfclap for Rose every time she gets one right; although Mr. Langley cries with joy and Ms. Carte pumps her fists like a bettor at the prizefight with everything on the line; although Darkbloom watches from behind tented fingers with the severity of a man watching his daughter receive open-hear surgery -- there's a supporter missing. You strain your eyes and scan them about the dim theater, but she isn't anywhere to be seen. Sable is a no-show.

You're gonna have to march right back to her van and ream her ass after the match. She came all this way, and she couldn't bring herself to come see you all play? That shit is not going to fly.

---

Unfortunately, you have something else pressing to attend to after the game. Your next is in two hours, and you've got uniforms to whip up.

Back at the hotel's lobby in the brief interlude you have before heading back to the big stage, you sit in a lounger there, working on your laptop, and Rose sits on one of the armrests, watching over your shoulder. You quickly pull something together in a graphics editing program to use as a logo for the team. Something you know is sure to give Rose conniptions. And it does:

"We are not going to use that--"

"Yes we are."

"Fuck you, Alabaster, you pig. This is the most degrading--"

"It's just a picture of an overtaxed brain!" You insist. "Degrading? Your dirty mind is seeing things that aren't there."

"Don't you fucking gaslight me. I've known you long enough to know what an ahegao looks like."

"A strand of bedhead?" You ask, reaching for a tuft of her hair near her crown, and pulling it ceilingward, to demonstrate.

She swats your hand away. "That's an ahoge--" she begins. Then glimpsing your quivering lips trying to force back your laughter, she screams: "Asshole!"

She shoves you, making both you and the laptop in your lap sway towards the opposite side of the plush lounger.
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>>4065174
>Sable didn't show
It's a good thing we didn't raise Alex's hopes
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>>4065174
Wow Sable, fucking rude.
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>>4065174
Now give the ahegao-ing brain a robe and wizard hat!

>>4065179
But Alex would have had time to see her beforehand and drag her in!
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>>4065174
>"Don't you fucking gaslight me. I've known you long enough to know what an ahegao looks like."

>"A strand of bedhead?" You ask, reaching for a tuft of her hair near her crown, and pulling it ceilingward, to demonstrate.

>She swats your hand away. "That's an ahoge--" she begins. Then glimpsing your quivering lips trying to force back your laughter, she screams: "Asshole!"

lamo
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>>4065174
Chadabaster soon.
>Rose knows what an ahoge is
Worry...
Still cute.
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Mr. Langley, walking through, grabs your attention. "You two lovebirds better hurry up. We have to be back on the bus in less than an hour."

No more time for squabbling. You and Rose rush to the Kinko's across the street.

The methy, underpaid teen burnout at their screen printer needs your help -- both of you -- to do his fucking job and make the shirts you want. But you manage to get it done just in time. The two of you, arms full of freshly printed shirts, rush back to the bus, and dole them out. Everyone gets theirs, not just the team members.

Your rushjob meets with general approbation from most of them, who see nothing untoward in the design. Mom and Charlotte giggle as they pull theirs over their heads, commenting that it's perfect. Darkbloom, after donning his, pulls the fabric away from his chest to peer appreciatively down at it, smiling. "Mindbreakers indeed," he murmurs.

Among the ones who do see something more than an overtaxed brain: Cerise, who flatly refuses to wear it; Whitney, who tells you it's weirdly hot; and Vivian, who -- in a moment of uncharacteristic exuberance, mimics the expression for your enjoyment, cheek-to-cheek with your little sister who mirrors it.
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>>4065187
oh holy fuck lmfao
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>>4065187
yup, nothing wrong here.
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>>4065187
>"Mindbreakers indeed," he murmurs.
David holy fuck
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>>4065187
oh my god
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>>4065187
Are Vivian and Rose throwing up peace signs? This is important.
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>>4065187
I want to give Whitney the mind breaker! I really want to!
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>>4065195

I can report that the two were holding one another's hands just below their smooshed-together cheeks, but were in fact making peace signs with their free hands.
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>>4065201
Good man.
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>>4065201
>I can report that the two were holding one another's hands

What a pair of sick fucks...
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>>4065201
I'm personally and morally offended.
Have some decency. Please.
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After demolishing a team from New Haven, Connecticut, your matches for the night are through, and you return to the hotel for the last time. But you're far from finished tonight, oh no. Ms. Carte has seen to that. She's going to drill you all, all night long, and not in the fun way. She's got a conference room rented out in the hotel, and wants to make you all stick around until 1 AM for practice.

It's only 6 PM now; and your first game tomorrow is at 7 AM. Absurd... it's absurd, what this woman expects of you.

You dutifully join the team, all the while trying to think of a plausible reason to duck out for a bit. You need to go tear Sable a new asshole, after all. She didn't show to the second match, either.

Hank, who's acutely aware of his status as benchwarmer, excuses himself from the proceedings without needing a real reason:

"Think I'll go find some dinner," he says. "There's a good seafood place up the street. I'll be back in a bit."

He is, after all, a brick shithouse who needs to eat the rations of a small army every day to nourish himself.

"You're excused," Ms. Carte tells him, not looking up from the whiteboard where she's writing.

He leaves. A few silent moments pass as Whitney flips through one of the trivia almanacs and the rest of the team settles in.

You and Rose realize it at the same moment. Your eyes shoot up, bulging, and meet.

---

"Hank!" You wail, running at a full clip down the sidewalk, past confused pedestrians, holding an outstretched arm before you. Rose tries to keep up, but you're majorly outpacing her. "Hank! HAAAAANNNNK!"

You catch up with him at the last possible moment. He's just about to step off the curb as the crosswalk's indicator turns green. But hearing your voice, he stops, and faces you.

"Alabaster?" He says. "What's u--"

A coal-rolling red Trailblazer blazes through the red light, pulling 60, and doesn't slow for even a nanosecond. Hank's clothes billow in the wake it leaves.

Shellshocked, he turns towards the road again, to watch the truck receding. Panting hard, clutching your knees, you draw alongside him.
Hank stands fully a head and half taller than you.

"Holy smokes," he says. "That asshole would have hit me for sure." He holds a palm flat up in front of him: "I'm fricking shaking, man. I could have died."

Rose is several moments delayed, but she catches up, too.

"...So what did you guys want?" Hank asks, already back to normal after his near-maim experience.

"I..." you begin, gulping air. You stretch your back at a sharp angle, gripping your coccyx with both palms, staring at the evening sky. "I forget."

"Yeah," Hank says. "Pretty crazy stuff. I'd forget what I was about to say, too."

Rose begins to tell him something, but can't muster words, either.

"Wanna grab some dinner?" Hank asks.

You do. You and Rose accompany him to the Bonefish Grill. You order the scrod. It's pretty good. More than worth how bad Ms. Carte chews you out when you return to practice two hours later.
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>>4065270
HE MADE IT
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>>4065270
FUCK
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>>4065270
Jesus, Hank almost got sent to Ye Olde FUCK QUEST
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>>4065270
HOLY SHIT WE SAVED HANK


THAT ALSO MEANS IT'S WHITNEY'S BIRTHDAY, YOU FUCKS. DON'T FORGET IT.
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>>4065270
Oh gosh. Oh Geeze.
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>>4065270
Oh my god we barely prevented an isekai-ing

I can't believe the Optimising Parameter wants to maim Hank this badly
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>>4065282
>>4065291
The other worlds just got deprived of the hero they deserve. See this?

>He is, after all, a brick shithouse who needs to eat the rations of a small army every day to nourish himself.
That's a hero build right there.
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>>4065299
>forcing a gentle soul to be a hero
You'd break the poor lad.
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>>4065270
Oh god, Hank almost got sent to 423
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Say hi to the science bitches.

Another HUGE thank you to Elby, as well as chart, for putting these together.
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>>4065329
>Renee
HUOOOOOOOOOH MUH DICK
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>>4065329
The science bitches DLC pack, only $5.99

I coloured Alex!
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>>4065329
GOD
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>>4065329
holy fuck this is great
A shame that Sable's not as /fa/ as Kurisu, but that's really to be expected I suppose.
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>>4065329
RENEE!
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>>4065329
I want renee to step on me
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>>4065329
That, that is really something.
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>>4065331
>tfw will never paint Alex's hair white
thingken of kms myself
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>>4065329
I can't decide whether I want to stare at Renee's cleavage or Alex's.
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>>4065329

>Renee
Oh god my dick, picturing Whitney growing into that

>Alex
Oh god my heart and my dick, made for snuggling
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>>4065329
That boy is in danger.
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>>4065351
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>>4065329
IDK why but I always imagines Sable in Crocs
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>>4065357
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Make good choices.
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>>4065385
Heh. Nice.
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>>4065385
i love it
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>>4065385
>i-it's not like i was waiting for you to come back to club or anything, baka
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>>4065385

Blessed.
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A little after 11 PM, Ms. Carte excuses herself for a smoke break. Such a nicotine freak. She demands your presence with her out front -- claiming that she doesn't feel safe by herself after dark in a strange city like this. Boise doesn't strike you as a particularly crime-ridden area, but you don't argue the point. It's a great opportunity to get away.

Ms. Carte leans with the sole of one shoe against the cobbled wall of the hotel, taking long, appreciative drags, her other arm folded beneath her breasts.

"Give me one," you say, motioning for the pack of cigarettes in her coat pocket.

"No," she instantly replies.

"Come on. Geez."

"No," she repeats. "You're underage."

"Doesn't stop you from letting me cum inside you--"

Ms. Carte hits you upside the head. You grimace.

"Cumming inside doesn't cause cancer," she says.

"It's equally as addictive, though," you say.

"Fair point," she admits. "I'm a woman of vice. What can I say. You're still not getting any cigarettes."

She throws the butt onto the concrete and stamps it out. She narrows her eyes at you.

"You're not leading my girls on, are you?" Ms. Carte asks.

"What do you m--"

"Don't play dumb," she snaps. "Some horny teenage boy like you, out to lay as many girls as he can -- I know your type. How many girls are in your little harem, huh?"

"Counting you?"

She swats you upside the head again. You rub the sore spot with both hands, wincing.

"Do you love them?" She asks.

"Yes," you reply, without hesitation.

"Will you love them forever?"

"Yes! The hell is this, Meatloaf?"

She tries to swat you a third time, but you sidestep it.

"I've got my eyes on you," Ms. Carte tells you. "Whitney's had a hard life. And Vivian might be a billionaire, but she hasn't had a much easier time of it. If you break their hearts, I'll never forgive you."

"They mean the world to me," you tell her. "I love them so much that sometimes I feel like my heart's going to burst out of my chest." You sigh, and glance skyward. "Look -- don't tell them I said this -- but sometimes I have nightmares about one of them dying. And when I wake up, I still think it's real for a second, and I..." you trail off, clear your throat. Ms. Carte's expression, when you finally meet it, is slack, surprised. "I love them," you finish.

Ms. Carte nods.

After a lengthy lull, she turns back for the glass doors of the Ramada Inn's lobby.

"Ms. Carte," you call after her.

She looks at you.

"I love you, too," you say.

Her eyelids flutter. "Y-you--"

"Sometimes the future doesn't seem real. But I know I want all three of you in it."

You step to her, and rub noses with her, and then kiss her tenderly. Her breath tastes like menthol, but that's fine.

"Are you coming back to the practice room?" She asks when she reluctantly pulls away. Her voice is like silk.

"Give me a few."

"Okay..." she kisses you again. She doesn't want to stop, or leave you warm embrace. When at last she does, she's wearing a smile that won't go away.
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>>4065400
;_;

i love this so much
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>>4065400
My heart is about to burst out of MY chest, OP
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>>4065400
:')
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>>4065400
God this is tender.
NOW GO TELL WHITNEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
AND THEN TELL VIVIAN AN HOUR LATER
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>>4065400

Oh god, this is so wholesome, I love it.
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>>4065400
>"Give me one," you say, motioning for the pack of cigarettes in her coat pocket.
>"No," she instantly replies.
>"Come on. Geez."
>"No," she repeats. "You're underage."

I get a sense of deja vu in this exchange, but I'm not so sure anymore. In any case, I love all the sweet moments Renee is getting.
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>>4065423
Season 3 episode 1!
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If OP hates David so much, why is he trying so hard to make me like him?
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>>4065400
Alabaster best marry all these broads this time
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>>4065400
Alabaster's CHAD levels are off the fucking charts
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Reminder
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>>4065462
Tomboys may be for handholding but Noelle has first dibs.
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>>4065462
>He thinks I need to be reminded
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Bedtime. See you all Monday~
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>>4065531
Tah tah for now~
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>>4065531
Good session. See ya then
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Here's one for you guys
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>>4065187
David wants to be mindbroken.
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>>4065807
I think all we'd need to do is tell him the truth.The Truth is Stranger than Fucktion
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>>4065783
Nice! Though her eyes do make it look like she came straight out of Yandere Survival Quest.
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>>4065400
>"Do you love them?" She asks.
>"Yes," you reply, without hesitation.
>"Will you love them forever?"
>"Yes! The hell is this, Meatloaf?"
Get outta my head OP. Paradise by the Dashboard Light is one of my go-to Fuck Quest songs.
That's really sweet tho.

>>4065462
As if I would ever forget.
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>>4065838
>Paradise by the Dashboard Light is one of my go-to Fuck Quest songs.
Love the double meaning there
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>>4065823
>her eyes do make it look like she came straight out of Yandere Survival Quest.

I don’t understand. You say this as if it’s a negative when, in fact, it’s a positive.

>>4065838
The end of this season whole new meaning to the line:

>So now I’m praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive
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>>4065531
Hey, Op?

422 Mara died of cancer, yeah? Did confronting her own mortality like that force her to examine her own life and try to make amends? Or was she a hateful, spiteful bitch right to the end?
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>>4065843
Get you someone who likes some Meatloaf.
>>4065878
There's a lot of layers going on that I've learned to appreciate as the story went on. And it ended up covering a couple different girls, not just Whitney like I thought back in S1.
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>>4065783
Imagine being the furby she's staring at
haha
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>>4066039
Haha, worry!

So, what did Alabaster and Rose get Whitney for her birthday this time? I'm betting they decided to pitch in on a threesome.
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>>4066191
I'll bet Suite 422 at the Boise Ramada Inn is about to be a full on orgy anyway. A threesome at this point would be old hat. At least for anyone not Renee.

Think we can wingman for Hank and find him a honey from one of the other schools?
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>>4066401
Do you really think they've gone full sex pile? Rose still seems to be playing the aloof, mildly disgusted girl. Which is great, but really makes you wonder how far everyone has gone together.

Also, didn't Hank find a sweetheart in Boise?
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>>4066518
That scene from the club war earlier one seemed to cast certain aspersions on the group as a whole. There has thus far been no indication of Hank finding anyone in Boise in either timeline.
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>>4066524
I honestly forgot about the club debacle. The timeline is a little difficult to pin down, since Rose2 hasn't blabbed to Whitney that she's getting the dick too, but it may have happened sometime before Boise.
Hank just learned to like it in Boise. I guess I thought there was more to it. Good luck, Hank.
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>>4065329
I like the designs, especially Renee. Big ara ara energy.

Will we see a remastered Alabaster as well?
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I can't believe there are people, in this very thread, that want to take Whitney to prom when we can take everyone
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>>4067013
We're gonna marry them all after all, why not?
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>>4067013
>still trying to fight it even though it's been in the cards since the end of episode 13
Shhh, anon. Let the tomboy flow through you.
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We Death Note now!
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>>4067150
That was a good one shot. Not at the same level of the manga when it was in its prime, but a hell of a lot better than the later arcs imo.
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Sorry, all. I know I said more Monday, but I needed a break tonight.

>>4067150
This was excellent! Death Note was always one of my favorites, at least before Ladies Night.

But fellas, help me out. Is it gay to wanna fuck Near?
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>>4067243
You take the breaks you need, OP, you've been working hard!
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>>4067243
Do what you gotta do OP, we have days yet

Yeah it kinda is
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somewhat unrelated, but does Revengeance exist in the FQverse?
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>>4067293
Blessed image
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>>4065783
I love this. Thank you so much! The outpouring of OC has been phenomenal.

>>4067293
This is heartwarming as fuck. Thanks for this one too.

And yes, it does.
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>>4067293
This is beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.
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>>4067293
>smiling sable
very cute and wholesome
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>>4067243
Whatever it takes to make sure you don't have an overtaxed brain, OP.

>>4067293
This is more adorable than I imagined.
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>>4067293
This is cute. The possible string of events that would lead to Sable (awkwardly) tutoring elementary-age students always earns a grin.
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>>4067206
>>4067243
I felt they played it too safe by not killing most of Japan at the end.
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>>4067243
No worries OP, take it easy!
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>>4066591
I believe in Hank!
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>>4067116
I'm not going to push it because you can only revisit prom so many times, but I do hope. There is very little in life quite as satisfying as bullying your precious tomboy into a fancy dress for the night.
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Standing outside the hotel, you watch Ms. Carte's backside through the glass doors as she steps past the reception desk and rounds the corner towards the first floor conference room where the rest of the team is sequestered. You smile to yourself.

"Psst. Hey kid."

You startle at the voice to your left. Wheeling, ready to karate chop the snot out of whoever just accosted you, you discover the source: Kay Vera's bespectacled eyes are peeping at you from between the low hedges of some manicured bushes in a planter beside the entrance.

"...Kay?" You breathe, unable to stop yourself.

She squints at you. Maybe she's trying to gauge whether you really said her name, or just expectantly said, 'kay? A beat passes.

"What are you doing?" You finally ask.

As she rises to her feet, leaves and twigs waterfall off her head and shoulders. Since these hedges lining the building's perimeter are kept in a long cedar chip-filled planter, she now stands several feet taller than you. It's an odd vantage. You graciously offer her a hand to help her step back down to the sidewalk, but she brusquely refuses. Instead she tiptoes to the planter's edge before finally hopping down under her own motive force. She lands flat on her boots, making a little "ope" from the force of the impact.

She dusts the clinging bits of foliage off her pantlegs and peacoat, first the right side, then the left.

"How long were you hiding in there listening in on me?" You ask.

"A while."

"You make it a habit to spy on people?"

She extends a hand to shake. You'd rather ravish her with kisses, but you know the forward method you unleashed on Whitney the first time you saw her isn't the right thing for just everyone. You shake Kay's hand -- politely, but firmly.

"Kay Vera," she says. "You're Alabaster Soliloquy, right? I'm a news reporter for -- well -- it doesn't matter. As for the hiding thing. I've been after some dangerous leads on a couple stories -- so diving headfirst into bushes sort of became my new habit. Maybe I was a bit too gung ho. I don't mean to seem like a creep."

"Way too late," you tell her.

She ignores that. "I'm doing a story about David Darkbloom and his daughters. I take it you know them quite well."

You nod. "And I know you."

"So you did mean to call me by name," she says, trying not to look too fazed. "Does David Darkbloom know I've been researching him?"

"I couldn't say. If he does, he didn't tell me. I just know you by your oeuvre."

"My--"

"Your quiz on which Cowboy Bebop character I am was inspired. I didn't take you for an anime fan."

She turns crimson.

"I'm Faye, by the way, Kay," you tell her. "What's the scoop this time, though? America's top 25 most interesting teens? 10 moments of epic win from the national quiz bowl championship? The top 15 most--"

Kay balls her fists. "I'm not here for some stupid blog post! This is a real news story I'm chasing!"

"I think the bar inside's still open. We should grab a drink."
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>>4069156
Ah yes. Perfect. This is perfect.
>Alabaster as Faye
o i am laffin
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>>4069159
Fuck yeah, there she is!
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>>4069159
It's TIME
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The real best part of 422 is how much extra time Alabaster has to catch up on his backlog.
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>>4069159
Yes yes yes.
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>>4069159
Kay gotta be wondering how a nerd is nailing his hot teacher and two kid billionaires
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>>4069208
Oh she'll be finding out soon. And she'll be finding out so much more.
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>Noelle's still an FBI agent in this universe

Hoo boy. Let's hope we can get her before she finds out about us and Vivian.
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>>4069218
I mean, such a combination does open up all sorts of plays.
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"Rico Suave here," Kay giggles, sliding you your glass across the short span of bartop between your stools. "How's that Shirley Temple, Rico?"

You stir the syrup up with the swizzle stick and then take a sip. "Very cherry. I love cherries."

"Uh huh." She sips her Jack and Coke. "So what's it like to be screwing a billionaire?"

"Screwing?" You say in faux shock. "Gee willickers, lady. Whitney and I are going steady, but we aren't ready for anything more than that until marriage!"

"Very funny," Kay says.

You drop the wholesome act. "I'm just trying to look nice," you say, shrugging. You lean in, whisper. "I know people of your generation are less open-minded about sex than us younger folks."

"These little jabs aren't going to put me on the back foot," she says (but she's clutching and unclutching that cocktail napkin in her other hand quite ferociously...) She goes for magnanimous: "I know you've got a long practice to get back to, so I'll leave you my card. I'd like to schedule an in-depth session with you."

"Why me? Wouldn't you rather talk to Whitney or Vivian?"

"Maybe soon," she says. "For now, though. You'll do." She leans against the balls of her palms in between her legs on the stool, hunching forward, and invading your personal space. "Quick. In one word -- how would you describe Vivian Darkbloom?"

"Pale."

"Anyone can see that she's pale," Kay grumps. She straightens her posture.

"Isn't it your job to use a bunch of flashy words to describe people? I'm a simple man. I call it like I see it."

"You're simple all right. Try again."

"Eccentric."

"That's better. Eccentric. I like it. Not strange, not weird -- eccentric. Eccentric is strange plus cute, isn't it?"

"Not always," you say. "Tesla was eccentric. Mike Tyson is eccentric. Diogenes of Sinope was eccentric. None of them rank as cute, to me."

"But Vivian Darkbloom does," Kay says.

You shrug. "Sure. She's an idiosyncratic cutie. Is that what you want to hear?"

"How about Whitney Carte -- one word."

"Good."

"I know high schoolers aren't the most eloquent people, but I seriously thought Mr. Mensa, King of the Quiz Nerds would have a bit more loquaciousness in him than your average pizza-faced adolescent."

"No," you say, "I chose exactly the word I wanted to. Whitney's good. She's everything good, and nothing bad. Vivian too -- just in an eccentric way. They're good. I hope you say good things about them." You stand up, and extend your hand to shake one last time. "Thanks for the drink, Kay, I'll be calling you. I should get back--"

"Wait," she says, and rebuffs the proffered handshake. "David Darkbloom. One word."

"Evil," you say without thinking.

Kay grins. "A tale of good and evil. All right. Maybe this is better than I thought."

"Goodnight," you try.

"Just one more thing."
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>>4069231
Man, she's in top form tonight.
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>>4069231
Good.
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She whisks you to a little alcove just past the hotel bar, where a couple loungers sit facing one another between a small, low, round table. It's not perfectly private, but it affords you some space away from prying ears.

"Why don't you like David Darkbloom?" Kay asks, as she seats herself.

"'Don't like' is a soft way of putting it. I don't like kale. I don't like professional golf. I don't like cleaning. David Darkbloom -- is way beyond 'don't like'."

"Why?" Kay repeats.

"You don't get to know everything," you tell her. "Sorry. I've said too much already. If you publish anything about me calling David Darkbloom evil, I'll wring your neck."

Kay ponders for a moment, the side of her forefinger to her lips.

"I've been watching you all day," she finally says. "And for a while before that. You might not like him, or maybe you even hate him, but the man is just gaga for you. You know that?"

You shrug.

"Maybe you know some things already. I wonder..." She rubs her upper calves as if massaging out a kink. "Full disclosure: I got my sniffer on David Darkbloom because of a different story I was following. Corruption in law enforcement -- that led me to mob elements in silicon valley -- and it seems like all roads lead back to David Darkbloom. Doing a couple soft interest pieces on his daughters is just the in I'm using with my editors so they let me keep working the real story. Now -- you said David Darkbloom is evil. Is there a specific reason for that?"

"I told you I'm not telling you," you insist.

"That's fine. Maybe I'll tell you, and then we can compare notes."
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>>4069256
Ohhhh no, here we go. How silly is her flowchart in this universe going to be?
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>>4069256
Ohh man.

Incidentally, I like how that image actually shows her in a bar. Very immersive.
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>>4069159
>>4069231
>>4069256
I knew I missed Kay. I wasn't aware how much I missed her until she showed up like a fake Gucci hawker on a New York sidewalk. This may be one of Universe 422's top 20 reintroductions.
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>>4069263
>Number 14 Will Blow You Away!
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"Have you ever had an X-ray, Alabaster?" Kay asks you.

You shrug. "Yeah. I broke a finger when I was 12. My little sister accidentally slammed it in a car door."

"Ouch," Kay says, wincing in sympathy. She knocks back a sip of her drink that she stole with her away from the bar. "When you had your X-ray, did you find it at all odd that the technician explained how the device was perfectly safe, then ran and went and hid in a different room before he turned it on?"

"Uh, no," you say. "That's obvious.One small dose of radiation like that is no big deal. But if you're the X-ray tech, doing it every day as your job, you'd get cancer if you didn't shield yourself."

She sets her glass on the table between you. She perches a chin on the back of her palms, across her interlaced fingers. "How precocious. You were a know-it-all even at 12."

"I'm a know-it-all now," you say. "At the time, I wasn't thinking one way or the other about the effects of radiation. I was going back and forth between: 'oh shit this hurts' and: 'I'm gonna kick my little sister's butt.'"

"But you didn't," Kay says with a smirk.

"Kick her butt? How would you know--"

"Big brothers," she snorts. "They're all the same. They talk a big game, but when push comes to shove -- nary an ass kicking in sight. They're too soft to actually do it."

"You have a lot of experience?" You ask.

"Oh, sure. I've got two of my own. They always thought they were bullying me, but in the end, it was always me who was bullying them."

"What's your point?" You ask.

"Right. So you hit the nail on the head with that radiation bit -- or maybe more like the fingernail in the car door?" She waits for your chuckle that doesn't come. "Anyway, do you know very much about David Darkbloom's former wife?"

"No," you lie.

"You know she's dead?" Kay asks.

"Sure," you reply.

"What of?"

"Cancer."

"Correct. But what if I told you that it wasn't just bad luck or genetics? What if I told you David Darkbloom killed his own wife?"

You laugh derisively. "What? How could Darkbloom have killed his wife with cancer? Did he keep her locked up in a tanning booth?"

"Kinda sorta," Kay says cryptically. She's grinning way too hard for a woman who's talking about the wife-murders of the rich and famous. She lays her fingertips on the table and moves them about, like a line coach plotting the defensive line's movements, as she maintains eye contact with you. "He had an X-ray machine installed in secret, in the walls of Mara's office at Darkbloom E-Pay. Every day for ten years, while Mara would check her morning emails, he blasted her with radiation. Pew pew. Ten years. Until, finally, she got sick from it -- and died." She leans back in her seat, one arm's elbow looped over the chairback, and allows you a few moments for this revelation to sink in. Finally, she continues. "David Darkbloom was playing the long game. He wanted his wife gone, at all costs. And David Darkbloom... always gets what David Darkbloom wants."
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>>4069269
Now we're back to unnerving. On multiple levels!
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>>4069269
>Kay has brothers
Huh! I wonder if we'll ever get to meet them.

I wonder if they knew how much of a hero she was.

>What if I told you David Darkbloom killed his own wife?"
Oh god not again
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>>4069269
>David Darkbloom... always gets what David Darkbloom wants."

>>4069256
>You might not like him, or maybe you even hate him, but the man is just gaga for you. You know that?"

This is 422, this means it can only be wholesome, right?
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>>4069269
Now that's some keikaku right there. Who needs the OP to balance the universe by chance?
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>>4069269
>Kay has older brothers
I don't know if this was mentioned and I forgot, or if it's coming up for the first time. But there goes one of my secret gripes about FQ.
>They always thought they were bullying me, but in the end, it was always me who was bullying them.
The true secret of sibling bullying is that it's always mutual.
>Mara
Big oof.
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>>4069269
>nuked his bitch wife
How can you hate this man?
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>>4069284
Kay's mentioned her father in the past, but never any brothers. New news from the newsgirl!
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>>4069287
>through his actions actions, 421 David Darkbloom ended up killing his wife and nuking the world
>in 422 he settles for nuking his wife
Anyone who says the Optimizing Parameter isn't a cheeky cunt is sorely mistaken
>>4069288
Good, so I didn't forget, and it makes perfect sense when you think about it. Now I need to rethink her position on the list.
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>>4069269
>So you hit the nail on the head with that radiation bit -- or maybe more like the fingernail in the car door?
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"Why are you telling me this?" You ask.

"Because I believe you. You want to fuck David David Darkbloom ... over, that is."

"Is that what you think of me?" You ask her. "I know enough about Mara Darkbloom to know that she deserved worse than what she got. She was his mob connection -- but you know that already too."

Kay's eyes glimmer. She likes talking to someone who's got the goods. The more you talk, the more you reveal, despite yourself.

"This is a huge news story, Alabaster, and you could be the pivotal piece I need-- that the world needs-- to see how much of a maniac this man really is. He installed a radiation device in the walls of his own company like a comic book supervillain! But right now, this is all just speculation. No proof. You could break it open. You're David Darkbloom's favorite son... if you asked for a tour of Darkbloom E-Pay, I'm sure he'd be happy to oblige. And if you coincidentally happened to snap a few pictures of Mara Darkbloom's former office in secret while you were there, you could confirm the story. We could put him in prison -- where he belongs."

You lean back, and regard her severely.

This could be a lifeline... for you, for the world. If David Darkbloom goes down in infamy and gets locked up for life before he can even begin his work on Sand Reckoner--

But what about his daughters? Their riches, their legacy, their fragile sense of family?

And what would they think if they ever found out that you were the linchpin of their father's ruin?

"Why should I help you?" You ask her. "It's dangerous -- and maybe illegal, what you're asking... all for what? To put away a man who maybe killed an unrepentant mobster? The father of the girls I'm involved with?"

"It's a sweet deal," Kay says. "Darkbloom E-Pay has a debt-to-equity ratio that would make any investor trip over their dick to fund. Totally amortized and returning consistent year-over-year profits. If David Darkbloom goes to prison, he can't run the place anymore -- but he has secret provisions for that -- key-man clauses in the structure of the company, allowing him to name the next CEO in the advent of his death or incapacitation."

"...Whitney?" You breathe.

"What? Oh, God, no," Kay manages through peals of laughter. "Why on Earth would he name an 18 year old girl with no job experience to head one of the world's most valuable corporations? No, no. That's retarded. In what fucking universe does that make sense?" She points at you. "Her mother, though..."

"He named Ms. Carte his successor?"

"Bingo. Renee Letourneau doesn't know it yet, but she's the next CEO of Darkbloom E-Pay. And since you're so ... chummy ... with her... I'm sure you can see the dollar signs. Plus you'd be doing the world some good. Even his daughters. Do you really want them being raised by an egomaniacal murderer?"

[ ] I'll help you. David Darkbloom has to answer for his crimes.
[ ] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.
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>>4069305
>[x] I'll help you. David Darkbloom has to answer for his crimes.
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>>4069305
>[X] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family
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>>4069305
>David David Darkbloom
Is that his magical girl name?
>choice
...fuck I need to think about this.
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>>4069305
>Why on Earth would he name an 18 year old girl with no job experience to head one of the world's most valuable corporations?
heh

>Ms Carte is his successor
Ffffffuck, that's tough. I definitely trust her more than I do David, but I am worried about the position that would put her in, in regards to the criminal underworld.
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>>4069305
This smells like a trap. I don't like it.
>[X] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.
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>>4069305
>[x] I'll help you. David Darkbloom has to answer for his crimes.
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>>4069305
Every time with this woman. No third choice, huh Kay?
>Letourneau
Am I missing a reference here?

>[x] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.

The last thing Renee wants at this point is to be a CEO, I'm sure of it. And we all know the suffering that comes with all that. Interesting times be damned.
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>>4069305
>[ ] I'll help you. David Darkbloom has to answer for his crimes.
I am NOT letting that fucker go without paying for what he's done, I like him but definitely is need of some much deserved retribution
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>>4069305
>[x] I won't help you.
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>>4069305
>[x]I won't help
Mara deserved to go down, and it's going to hurt Whitney and Vivian if they found out we put their father in jail.
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>>4069305
>[ ] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.

just let the fucking man be with his kids for one timeline
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>>4069305
Thought about it.
>[x] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.

If news got out that Mara's death was anything but an accident, I'm really worried that any remaining members of his family would want to get back at him - and the most obvious way of doing that is by getting to his loved ones. If we want to stop Sand Reckoner, I think we have to do it by getting on David's good side and convincing him ourselves.
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>>4069305
>[X] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.
>"Get fucked." - HEADLINER
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>>4069305
With the dubious canonicity of the sand reckoner 2 thing, DB's only crime is murdering his cunt wife and her dad.
> [x]I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.
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>>4069321
So losing his company, his tech, his daughters, causing the end of the world, getting shuffled from body to body against his will and dying three times over isn't enough retribution for you?
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>>4069305
>[X] When the hell are you going to finish that Battle Royale SI fic? My balls have been blue for years now, lady!
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>>4069305
>[ ] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.
For now.
Ugh, I now remember why Kay didn't get more points to begin with.
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>>4069336
It all comes back around. Funny world we live in, huh?
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>>4069327
This is a good point. Breaks my heart to tell Kay no after not seeing her for so long though.
>>4069305
>[x] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.
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>>4069305
>[ ] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.
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>>4069318
>Am I missing a reference here?
Ditto. I feel like I've seen it before but I can't place it.
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>>4069339
Dawning on me that this might actually, legitimately be our final goodbye to her in this timeline. On one hand, avoiding the mistakes of that dark past, but on the other, it'll be really sad to see her go. At least she'll have Noelle.
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>>4069345
I can't say I'll swear a blood feud on OP after the bounty of 422, but I'll be real cross if this ends up being a Whitney Dies scenario.
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>>4069318
>>4069343
Mary Kay Letourneau was a schoolteacher in Washington state who went to jail for raping one of her students.
Not so subtle threat, or just Kay being Kay.
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>>4069345
Goddamn it anon, why'd you have to go and say that?
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>>4069356
Oh right I REALLY shoulda known that since I was literally reading up on it the other night. I knew it sounded familiar.
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>>4069333
Not really, those were all par for the course
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>>4069305
>[X] I'll help you. David Darkbloom has to answer for his crimes.
I don't want to reject Kay again, she's been shafted enough and not in a good way
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>>4069305
[ ] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.

Let's not get the Russians on our case again just yet
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>>4069305
I’ll help you.
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>>4069360
It's an odd reference in 2014, but topical in 2020.
>>4069345
Kay has a tendency to get what she wants. I wouldn't be surprised if she recruits Whitney or Vivian.
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>>4069378
>another Whitney interview
And now everything is worth it.
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>[x] I won't help you. David Darkbloom should be free with his family.

What you say surprises even yourself:

"I told you that Whitney and Vivian are everything good and nothing bad, didn't I? Well, they came from David Darkbloom. So if they came from him, he can't be the opposite of that -- he can't be everything bad and nothing good. I don't like him. I despise him. You could not possibly comprehend how much I despise him. But I love his girls, and his girls love him, and if they love him... then maybe whatever's good inside him can come out. I won't help you destroy him. I don't think you should keep trying, either. You'll only ruin a lot of lives like this -- and for what -- a Pulitzer? Leave it alone. Just do your soft interest pieces on Whitney and Vivian. And find the next Watergate somewhere else."

Kay scrunches her lips to one side of her face, and furrows her brow, having a good long think on that.

"You're pretty interesting, yourself," she says at last. "Here you are at age -- 17? And you've got this apparently tortured relationship with one of the world's foremost billionaires." She searches her tumbler for more liquor, but finds only half-melted ice at the bottom. She sets it down again. "I'd like to know you and the Darkbloom sisters a bit better. Can I shadow your team at the quiz bowl?"

"Are you going to drop this murder story angle?" You ask.

"Mara Darkbloom was a cunt who got eaten alive by cancer. Happens to better people every day. Anyway, without proof..." Kay shrugs theatrically. "Like I said. It's just speculation. I'm not in the speculation business."

"I'll have to ask my teammates," you tell her. "They wouldn't be too happy if I showed up unannounced with another girlfriend in tow."

"Girlfriend?" Kay says, arching an eyebrow.

"They know I'm weak for older women, so they'd make the assumption."

"Mmm hmm. Well unfortunately for you, Rico Suave, I'm not weak for younger boys."

"Mmm hmm," you retort.

Kay tells you goodnight, stands, and starts down the hall towards the elevators.

"Hey," you call. Kay turns around. "Do you know a woman by the name of Noelle?"

Kay's face goes slack. She's not used to being on the other side of a person who asks unexpected questions. "Yes..." she murmurs. "What's it to you?"

"Nothing," you say. "Just, when you see her again, could you pass along a message for me?"

She's mute for a brief moment, before finally telling you: "I'm listening."

"Tell her that Lillith is best girl -- a thousand times cuter than Lulu. She'll know what I mean."

Kay frowns. "I know what you mean, too... unfortunately." She turns back around and begins to walk off again, waving at you with the back of her palm. "I'll pass it on for you. Even if you're wrong." She glances over her shoulder, one last time: "Lucy is best girl."
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>>4069387
Bullet dodged, phew

>Kay knows anime now
They're fucking already, aren't they?
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>>4069387
Godspeed, Kay.
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>>4069305
I'm at an impasse here. I want to see more Kay, but I also want to see more of Alabaster and Darkbloom. He's a bastard, sure, but I believe there's a good man and caring father in him as well
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>>4069387
This woman is dangerous.
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>>4069387
And so the quiz bowl harem grows.

Shame Kay couldn't have brought Noelle to the quiz bowl on a date, even though it would have been an incredibly lame one.
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>>4069409
Chart-dono, Noelle's the kind of person whose ideal date is literally standing in line. She's all about lame dates!
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>>4069416
Shit, you're right. Kay could tell her that it's all about the experience, and she'd be all for it.

Honestly I'm pretty sure that Noelle would just be happy to go anywhere with her.
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I can't be the only one who thinks Kay is half-naked without an obnoxious mutt beside her.
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That's it for tonight. Long day at work ahead of me tomorrow, and I'd like to unwind just a bit before bed.

>>4069409
A date? haha like as girlfriends? lol wouldn't that be funny, if they dated, you know, like as a joke?
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>>4069419
She'll be hitting up that LA meme bar soon, I'm sure. Then she'll meet up with Lady and they'll live a long and happy life together this time!

Inb4 woof jokes
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>>4069424
>that fucking file name
I'm dying here.

Sleep well, OP-sama~!
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>>4069424
>filename
Fucking gold.

See ya, OP
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>>4069424
Cheers, OP. Kay seems a bit more sleezy/hungry this time around. It's pretty great.
>>4069425
I didn't get a chance to say this last time, so I'll do it now.
I want to go check out dogs with Kay! I really want to!
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>>4069424
>that filename
Fucking hell OP we need more Noelle in our lives, stat. Thanks for running.
>>4069425
YOU JUST KNOW
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So who is the best Duo. Armstrong and Nelson or Kay and Noelle /fq/?
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>>4069456
>cute girls being cute together
vs.
>not that
Gee, what d'you THINK?
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>>4069460
But Armstrong and Nelson have sick bantz
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>>4069460
>implying Armstrong and Nelson aren't cute
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>>4069456
Armstrong and Nelson. Boardroom only please, no bedroom.
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>>4069456
Unironically Armstrong and Nelson
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>>4069460
The fuck did you say about Armstrong and Nelson?
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>>4069424
What will happen when Kay starts looking into Alabaster's love life and find out about the rampant and unchecked incest?
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>>4069649
Join in, where do you think we are, scrub?
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OP, can you crossover Girls und Panzer and Battle Royale where each contestant is a tank crew?
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wow NG+ is whack
will a whole season's worth of arc take off if we conspire against darkbloom?
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>>4069843
>oh thank god they said no, now I don't have to write Season 5
-OP, probably
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>>4069231
Chadbaster is the fucking best holy shit.

I really missed Kay.
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>>4069843
Probably just seeing how the epilogue plays out if we get a look into the future. Or Ally gets fucked because he gets Mara's old office in the suite.
But I really have to wonder how you could tell if there was an xray machine in a wall/ceiling just by looking at a photo. It seems like some Sophia St. Elizabeth tier reaching.
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>>4069880
Let's be honest, of the characters most likely to unironically wear a tinfoil hat, Sable ranks at number 3 behind Renee and (power gap) Sable.

The only reason Amber doesn't rank as highly is because she'd rather broadcast her thoughts openly just to fuck with whoever is reading them.
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>>4069880
>It seems like some Sophia St. Elizabeth tier reaching.
Well, 421 Kay did assume a Russian mafia connection for Whitney based on her soccer coach. Good times, fun laughs for all.

Glad the vote went the way it did, even if the plausibility of David pulling such a long con is there.
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>>4069883
My first instance of Sable was meant to read as Kay, orz.
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>>4069950
No, no, I'm completely on board with Sable being both the first and third greatest conspiracy nut.
Although now I wonder how many times Kay has stepped into the SSE role.

>>4069885
I don't know if I would have been fine with the vote going the other way, but it would have been interesting, at least until the car accidents start happening.
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>>4067243
>Is it gay to wanna fuck Near?
Are you a woman?
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>>4069999
The more Sable shows up on lists, the more likely she is to show up in story right?
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>>4071021
Soon. There's no way we're letting her miss the final.

Of course we still have plenty of drilling to do. It's the Darkbloom sisters' birthdays after all!
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>>4071021
The more lists Sable shows up on, the sooner Noelle gets introduced.
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>>4071153
Top 7 Sable-Related Lists That Sable Shows Up On (Number 3 is unbelievable!)
1. Sable
2. Sable
3. Sable
4. Sable
5. Sable
6. Sable
7. Sable
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Nothing in the works tonight. Gonna work on a lewd on my own time instead. Which would you like:

[ ] Happy birthday, Vivian and Whitney!
[ ] Rosemouto lewd: phase 2
[ ] Family movie night

I think these are the only lewds currently on the docket, and we'll get to them all, so it's just a question of order.
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>>4071167
>[x] Happy Birthday, Vivian and Whitney!
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>>4071167
>[x] Family movie night
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>>4071167
>[X] Family movie night
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>>4071167
>[x]Happy birthday
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>>4071167
Cerise is the only one left unlewded on this list, so for the sake of fairness:

>[x] Family movie night
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>>4071158
Nine times in 24 hours, that's got to be worth at least a spot on the no-fly list, right?
>>4071167
Oh gosh.
>[ ] Rosemouto lewd: phase 2
I actually favor the other two more, but it's important to finish what you start.
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>>4071167
>[ ] Happy birthday, Vivian and Whitney!
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>>4071167
[ ] Family movie night
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>>4071167
>[x]Rosemouto lewd: phase 2
Fine with any of them so lemme just vote for the underdog
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>>4071167
>[x] Happy birthday, Vivian and Whitney!
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>>4071167
>[x] Family movie night
We do have to get to that birthday celebration, but I want to at least set some other flags for the time being
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>>4071167
>[ ] Family movie night
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>>4071167
>[x] Happy birthday, Vivian and Whitney!
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>>4071167
>[ ] Happy birthday, Vivian and Whitney!
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>>4071167
>[X] Happy birthday, Vivian and Whitney!
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>>4071167
[x] Family movie night
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>>4071167
>[X] Happy birthday, Vivian and Whitney!
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>>4071167
>[ ] Rosemouto lewd: phase 2
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>>4071167
>[X] Happy birthday, Vivian and Whitney!
This is not even a choice.
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>>4071167
>[X] Happy birthday, Vivian and Whitney!
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>>4072657
Sacrifices for summoning OP, huh? Good idea.
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Working a little bit on the winner of our vote,

>[x] Happy birthday, Vivian and Whitney!

But it probably won't be tonight.

I hate to make excuses, but the OVA has coincided with the most stressful couple weeks I've ever had in my career. I'm pulling very long hours and it's safe to say that my job, along with the jobs of everyone at my facility, are at stake in the coming days based on how an upcoming assessment goes. I'm coming home each night physically and mentally wiped. Not looking for any sympathy, but only some patience. That's why I've been slow-going in these updates. It's also why I'm committed to doing a part 2 thread should we need one. There are some tentpole moments I want to get to before we say goodbye one last time.

I'm also thinking of making a couple additional announcements this weekend (nothing bad).
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>>4072863
Please take your time, OP. As much as you need. You've already done so much!

>I'm also thinking of making a couple additional announcements this weekend (nothing bad).


Ohhhhhh man.
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>>4072863
That's rough OP. Good luck and take the time you need, we're not going anywhere.
>announcements
Get hype
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>>4072863
Oh Jesus. Don't worry yourself with the quest when stuff like that is on the line, OP. Your job security and mental wellbeing should absolutely be top priority.
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>>4072863
No worries OP. As long as it isn't another 4 years, you're gucci.
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>>4072863
>I'm also thinking of making a couple additional announcements this weekend (nothing bad).
I see, so finally OP is going to take some vacations on Palau.
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>>4072863
I'm fine with this goodbye taking as long as it needs.
>nothing bad
Worry.
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>>4072863
That sucks man, take your time. You've never let us down before so I'm willing to wait as much as needed. Keep up the hard work

>(nothing bad).
Worry
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Instead of finishing up the lewd tonight, I decided to make my announcement early, to give everyone a chance to mull it over.

I will be doing another large-scale writing project. In true FQ fashion, I leave the project up to you. Start date is TBA.

[ ] Option A: https://pastebin.com/R4ciBQpz
[ ] Option B: https://pastebin.com/nK67fSYp
[ ] Option C: https://pastebin.com/L0Zs1FUJ
[ ] Option D: https://pastebin.com/4xh8Qmyu
[ ] I'm not sold on these options, do something else! (Specify if you have an idea, but not required)
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>>4074686
OH SHIT
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>>4074686
Oh my fuck. I'm gonna have to take a moment to think about these.
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>>4074686
I can't believe OP is making us eat all the eggs
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>>4074686
>>4074693
I've decided that a moment is too little and will have to sleep on it. Ohhh man.
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>>4074686
I have not read any of these yet but jesus christ I can tell this is gonna be hard
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>>4074686
Well, shit. That's quite a momentous choice.
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>>4074686
Wow. I have to say that Culinary School of the Dead has a certain appeal. But I need some time to think.
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>>4074686
Fuck it, I'll be the first to go with my gut and not think about it too hard. Don't really want C or D, because while I fucking love Fuck Quest, I'm ready to let it rest. Not too into Option A, so I'd either go with Option B or something else.
I think you'd do well with the potentially more episodic format of Option B, along with the Christmas Cake shenanigans I know you'd do justice to. Most importantly, I want you to be excited about whatever you do.
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>>4074686
>>4074701
Part of me wants to experience something entirely new and exciting, but I'd hate to choose something that forces an actual, if reworked and renamed, FQ light novel series to be shelved forever, when I also want it to be on a real, actual, physical shelf. We've already gotten years of experience with the archives not doing the one thing they're meant to do, so eventually FQ will probably cease to exist if it's not made physical.
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>>4074686
All of these sound great. Definitely need to sleep on it. Would A/B/D be in quest format?
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>>4074740
A, B, and D would all be in the quest thread format, or at least that's my current plan.

>>4074731
I would be excited to do any of these. These are ideas that I've been toying with off and on for years now. That's why I'm leaving it to you.
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>>4074686
The oldfaggot in me would be delighted to see FQ1 finished, but it does feel bad to quash a new idea. I'm also going to take a bit to think on this.
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>>4074743
Brief question regarding A and B, do you think you'd still include the occasional lewd scenes? Or do you think you'll leave that kinda stuff behind with Fuck Quest?

And for that matter, how much lewd would you incorporate into the novelisation of Fuck Quest? I feel like it wouldn't be in the spirit of the series to leave it behind, but there are definitely some fetishes in particular that would raise the concerns of any potential publishers.

Would it still be called Fuck Quest, anyway? Or would you go for a title that's easier to say in public without turning heads?
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>>4074776
>fapping to Fuck Quest
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>>4074776

Option A definitely leaves the door open on lewd scenes. The MC would probably develop a romance with at least one of the main girls.

Option B could have lewd scenes, but I don't know.

In neither case would lewd stuff be a major focus.

For a novelization of FQ, I wouldn't try to publish through a publisher. I'd self-publish somehow. The series might be called Fuck Quest unofficially, but each book would just bear the name of that book.
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>>4074782
With more information I can say Option C for my official vote.

But with A being my favorite new concept if you wanted to make a new quest.

And D being something that would be awesome but not needed.
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>>4074686
HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING, I LEGIT HAVE GOOSEBUMPS

Calming down I, and I know i'm already biased but so what, am quite fond of C and D. D fits perfectly after finding out about the universe and iterations. While C would be incredibly fun and seeing these characters in a more expanded light, plus this series would be legendary if it actually gets novelized (eat that gay /a/ mods of 2014!). Either way, both of these will allow us more interactions with these characters and put in different scenes that will only expand what was already there, so they're a win in my book

I honestly would've never expected a choice this big, I love you
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>>4074686
D would end after Darkbloom? No college stuff?
Because if that's the case I can't see D taking as long as others so we could put a nail in FQ1 before moving on to one of those new concepts, OP willing.
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>>4074686
Personally I loved the current ending of FQ, and am a little hesitant to pick C or D so early after the conclusion of S4 because of it. Besides, it would be a nice change of pace to try one of the new quests, even if its a one-off before moving back to FQ.

[X] Option A
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>>4074686
Option A
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>>4074686
Option C hands down.

FQ has the potential to become the best web novel ever written, easily dethroning stuff like Worm or translated light novels. It has a distinctly literary quality that all those others lack, that even many published works lack.

I honestly believe that if you polish and publish this quest as a web novel you'll become famous (at the very least within the medium) and I'd rather see that than any of the other options. They aren't particularly appetizing anyway, being rather standard genre fare; I'm sure you could make them work, but I'd rather see something real come out of this, even if that means missing out on what will likely be another amazing quest.
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>>4074686
I'm torn between A and D.
On one hand, an ending to S1 is something I've always been dreaming about. On the other, I think that the open ending after fucking all the girls with the implication we lost in the end works for me somehow.

I'll vote for A now since it seems interesting, but D is so tempting I might come back and change yet.
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Since this is one of the most important choices we'll ever make, I'm gonna lay down my thoughts on the pros and cons of each option.

Memento Vivere

Pros:
MILF teacher characters are never not a good thing.
Sounds like an incredibly high stakes story. Having our choices be this tied to whether characters live or die sounds like it would make for some amazingly tense threads.

Cons:
The overwhelming popularity of the zombie genre as of several years ago has kind of made me tired of the concept. While my zombie fatigue is kind of wearing off by now, I still have to wonder what the story could do to stand out from all those that came before it.

Other:
With such a bleak subject matter, I have to wonder what circumstances could even result in a happy or satisfying conclusion for our main characters.


The Christmas Cake Assassin

Pros:
Cake protags are never not a good thing.
Plot sounds really fun. The monster-of-the-week style of quest makes it sound like the stakes aren't quite as high, which could result in some fun experimentation and write-ins for how to clear contracts.
Potential for a really interesting overarching plot.

Cons:
I'm not totally sold on the other characters yet, though I'm sure that opinion will change by the time we get to know them.


FQ: The Series

Pros:
More Fuck Quest is never not a good thing.
Being able to actually own a copy of Fuck Quest would be so cool, and I'd love to be able to pay you in some form or another for all these years of content you've provided for us.
With it not actually being called Fuck Quest, it's possible that I could get people into the series who would have been a tough sell otherwise.

Cons:
Since it wouldn't be in a quest thread format, it would likely mean that we'd have to say goodbye to the community while it's being written. (Except for the ghost thread, but I doubt everyone's going to be keeping that page open for however long it'd take.)
We would be retreading ground that we've already gone through quite recently. Admittedly this could be a good thing for the sake of you keeping track of continuity and knowing where you want to go with the story, but it might not be the most interesting thing for us old readers.


FQ0

Pros:
More Fuck Quest is never not a good thing.
We can finally get closure for all those years ago.
Would be a relatively small time investment since we were almost done with the story anyway, so we could still potentially do one of the other options after we finish it up.
I could just directly rip the completed script and make a Fuck Quest visual novel

Cons:
The nature of the story means that we'd only have a fraction of our beloved cast.
While you said you'd probably save some surprises for us, we do already have a fairly detailed idea for where you were planning on taking the story, so I have to wonder how much of the threads would just be us following that particular plot outline.


Still haven't decided on one, just getting my thoughts out there.
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>>4074782
Amazon has options for self-publishing. Seems fairly easy to do.
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>>4074686
A sounds like exactly the mix of drama, banter, and affection that I've come to love about FQ, but actually getting Fuck Quest out there as an actual book is too tempting for me to ignore.

I'm honestly torn. Can I vote for both A AND C?
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>>4074686
Okay. I've slept on it. Given it a hard long think. Made my decision.

>[x] Option B

Rationale:
I love the Option A personally, especially for the pre-apocalyptic synopsis, but I do agree that zombies are old hat from a years back. Nothing against it at all, the characters sound fun, definitely something to keep in the back pocket. B just edges it out conceptually. I'm already shadowrunning just off of character bios!

C... I want C to happen. Really, really, really badly. More than anything else on this list, honestly. But let's be totes honest here, OP - you've thought about nothing but work and FQ for the past two years! Even during the hiatuses you were focused on it! I'm not saying I think you're going to burn out - I truly believe you wouldn't - but a new setting and new characters for a while would help relax your "FQ Muscles" so to speak and stretch out in other directions. Then you can come back and work on polishing up FQ again with a fresh perspective on things and make it better than ever before.

Option D, as fun as it would be for the short time it'd happen (assuming you don't stretch into FQ 0-2 afterwards) almost feels like an unnecessary story to tell at this point. I think, if not all of us, the vast majority of us are happy with how the ending of FQ as it is turned out. Maybe as a romp some time in the future we could revisit it, but for now it's kinda whatever.
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>>4074686
Hmmm....
I'm tossing up between Option A and Option B

Would it be safe to assume that the Zombie Shenanigans in Option A will be closer to The Dawn of the Dead remake or World War Z (the original book, not the movie) than Shaun Of The Dead?

With option B, what would some of the influences it draws on be? Stuff like Alias, Nikita, Red, Wanted or the comic Jennifer Blood by Garth Ennis? Also, would Karen be the Ice Queen counterpart to Aurelia's impulsive bravo or would the two be more similar than they would care to admit?
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>>4074686
As much as I would want season 1 to be finished I think that it would be too late for it, that plus the ending of iteration 421 would make things weird.

C could be fun, but it will lack the quest format that it originally started with plus what others have pointed out it might be better do something else first.
And in that case I'd probably like A more than B, it might just be personal preference but I prefer a possible zombie apocalypse and adventures more than a christmas cake assassin fighting a monster of the week.
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>>4074909
I'll wait to see this answered before I vote. I'd dig a quick wrap-up to season one before proceeding to a different option if that's not wanting to have my cake and eat it too.
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>Would it be safe to assume that the Zombie Shenanigans in Option A will be closer to The Dawn of the Dead remake or World War Z (the original book, not the movie) than Shaun Of The Dead?

It would have lots of banter and humor in it, but it wouldn't be straight up horror fare. There would be a focus on romance, too. But I do see it as a serious approach to the genre rather than a send-up like Shaun of the Dead is.

>With option B, what would some of the influences it draws on be? Stuff like Alias, Nikita, Red, Wanted or the comic Jennifer Blood by Garth Ennis? Also, would Karen be the Ice Queen counterpart to Aurelia's impulsive bravo or would the two be more similar than they would care to admit?

I should have stressed that option B would be more about black comedy, social/political satire and of course, the characters themselves. With every contract Karen receives, we get to glimpse a different setting... megachurches, the NFL, Hollywood, big pharma -- etc. So lots of fertile ground.

The action is abundant but the integral thing is how the characters play off each other, particularly Karen's fellow assassins who she competes against. That, and exploring the absurdities of this world of organized murder Karen reenters. So my influences aren't as much from the wheelhouse of action-thriller spy fare than they are what my influences have always been. Less Bourne Identity than... I dunno, Kill Bill meets Burn After Reading meets Crank meets Dr. Strangelove.

At the risk of giving away too much, Karen and Aurelia are similar in personality, yes... but the passage of time has partially extinguished some of that youthful fire in Karen.
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>>4074909

D would be slated to end after resolving the storyline of season 1. I wouldn't transition into anything of the scrapped season 2.
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>>4074686
C > B > D > A
This is where I've come down after thinking about it for a while. I would be more-or-less as excited for B as C (which is to say, very very excited), to be honest. Particularly after reading this >>4075604 description of B
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>>4075607
Well, put me down for Option D then.
Failing that, Option B is the new thing I'm most interested in.
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>>4074686
I'd go A, B, or something else. I think it's time to move on.
>>4074739
I'm concerned with this, as well.
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"Sable. Open up."

You knock on the van's back doors, for the fourth time.

"Sable!"

You start to pound.

"Sa-- Ms. Guiteau! Open this fucking door!"

You're about to start leaving dents in the bodywork.

"...Alabaster?"

Sable's voice, behind you, catches your attention. You turn around. Gravel crunches under her shoes as she uncertainly walks across the parking lot towards you, a white styrofoam carton of food in one hand. "Why are you banging on my car?"

"I -- thought you were inside," you say.

"I'm not inside."

"Obviously."

"I'm out here."

You rub the bridge of your nose between thumb and forefinger.

"What do you want?" She asks. At least she's in a courteous mood tonight.

She takes a key fob from her trouser pocket and brushes past you, using it to unlock the van's back doors that you were so recently (and senselessly) assaulting. Standing aside, you watch her for a quiet moment, the way she tilts her chin slightly downwards and focuses on lining up the key with the hole. In her less psychotic moments, she can be quite cute. Finally you answer her: "why haven't you been at our games?"

Sable twists the key and swings the back doors open. "I'm not here for that," she says. She crawls inside, sets her late-night dinner on the futon mattress, turns 180 degrees to face you again. "Goodnight," she says, and starts to close the doors on you. But you hold one of them ajar against her feeble tugging.

"You drove halfway across the country. Don't waste your chance to see us play because you're too proud to admit you care."

A strange look spreads over her features. Her thin lips and darkly bagged eyes twitch. You're not sure whether you're about to witness one of her signature rages or moments of despair. In the end, it turns out to be neither. She only says, at last: "no one cares about me. I've decided not to care about anyone else, either. Now please let me enjoy my enchilada supreme in peace."

"I care about you," you tell her.

"Lies are horrible things," Sable responds.

"And Alex sure as hell cares about you," you add.

Sitting on her knees, hands folded in her lap, Sable considers that.

"Please come inside," she says.
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You and Sable take turns using the same plastic spork to take nibbles out of a giant beef enchilada. You sit on her mattress, you with your back against one of the van's interior walls, and Sable with her back against the one opposite, the container of food between you.

"We're supposed to go to St. Louis in a few weeks," Sable tells you. "The team has so much work to do... and honestly, Alex is the only one who can do it."

"Don't you rely on him a little too much?" You ask.

"Who else could I rely on?" Sable says. "Everyone else in the robotics club is completely incompetent. I give them simple tasks and they always find a way to disappoint me. Alex has to come in and clean up their messes. Without him, the team falls apart."

"What about Cerise?" You offer.

"Cerise is a great help, but she isn't a student. There's a limit to what she's allowed to do. Anyway, she's here too. Abandoned me right along with Alex."

"They're here because of me," you tell her, and take a bite. Through a full mouth, pointing at her with the spork, you say: "don't blame them."

Sable takes the spork you're using to point at her from you. She takes a bite of her own. Does it count as an indirect kiss when the flavor is completely masked by cayenne peppers and cumin? "I do blame you," she says, also with a full mouth. "I blame you for not joining FIRST to begin with, too. You could have done so well underneath me."

Phrasing, Sable... phrasing.

"Regardless of any of that," you say, "you're here. So since you're here anyway, why not give us a little bit of support?"

"No," Sable says, "I'm going to drive home tonight."

You sigh. "Okay. I guess I'll have to do that, then."

"...That?" Sable says, cocking her head.
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"I'm going to tell Alex you came to see him. Which means if you don't show up--"

"Don't you dare!" Sable shouts.

"--just imagine the pitiful crying, the heartbreak--"

"I don't care if he DOES cry! What difference does that make? Don't you try to guilt me--"

"--the sniveling, the betrayal. For sure he would run into the arms of the first person to give him any sympathy. Who would that be? I bet Ms. Carte would be perfectly happy to let him into her tender embrace..."

Sable kicks you. With the hard rubber heel of her boot, in your shins. You bowl over, almost landing with your forehead in the carton of half-cooled food.

"Fuck!" You snarl. "What the hell was that?"

She kicks you again. This time in your shoulder. You jolt upright, and adopt a defensive stance.

"Go to hell!" Sable shrieks. "I didn't ask you to get involved with my affairs! Alex is an ingrate, you're an obnoxious meddler, and Cerise is a worthless drunk! I don't need any of you!"

You stare at the ceiling and slowly shake your head, your crown rubbing against the cold hard metal of the van's wall. "You don't mean that. You need us."

"No I don't! Idiot! Moron! St--"

"And we need you."

Sable's rage dissolves. You lock eyes.

"We need you in our lives," you repeat. "You're part of what makes North High such an interesting place. When we get back from Boise after winning nationals, we'll work double-time to make sure your team wins the nationals too. It's a group effort. No club left behind."
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>>4075872
I want them both to kiss Alex! I really, really do!
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>>4075865
Oh good, we're finally on the Sable train. I feel a little bad leaving her high and dry with FIRST tho.
>>4075872
He's going to use THAT?
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"You'll help, too?" Sable asks, her voice small, and pinched.

"Of course. I even bet I could drag along most of these other quiz bowl losers. Since our season'll be over, why not?"

Sable crawls towards the front of the van. You're half expecting her to pull a gun out and shoot you. She's calm again, though, with the promise of sticking by her team. What she produces from her glove compartment is something entirely different: a small package wrapped with wrapping paper, and topped by a bow. It has penguins and snowmen on it.

"...You're a little late for Christmas," you tell her, as she settles back down on the mattress across from you, sitting cross-legged again.

"This was all I had in my closet," she says. "But it's not for Christmas... it's for a birthday. Alex's, specifically."

You frown. "You're a little late for that too. Alex's birthday was last month."

"I know. I never gave it to him."

She offers it to you, holding her hand outstretched over the short distance between you.

"Give it to him for me. Tell him I'm sorry I was so late."

"Tell him yourself," you say. You push her hand away. "Give it to him after our games tomorrow."

She nods, but shakily. The idea of gift-giving is foreign to her -- she isn't comfortable doing it, as badly as she wants to.

"It's all right if I show up to the games?" She asks again.

"We'll save a seat for you. And a T-shirt, too. You can show some team spirit."

She nods again. As you make to leave, she calls out, stopping you.

"By the way -- while we're speaking of birthdays. What did you get Whitney for hers?"

Your stomach lurches. In all the hubbub of preparing for the quiz bowl, you neglected to get Whitney anything at all. Now the hour is approaching midnight... which means you're about to miss Whitney's birthday just in time to segue into missing Vivian's birthday too. Fucking fantastic.

"That's... a secret," you tell Sable with an awkward laugh.

"You forgot," Sable says, perceptive as ever.

"I didn't forget. I just -- mentally misplaced it."

"You'd better hurry," Sable says.

"...Yeah."

You hurry out.
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>>4075890
Wherever Alabster goes, no matter how much he knows, he's got to cock it all up somehow.
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>>4075890
I pray that Alex is more receptive of this gift compared to the 421 timeline scene of Sable sharing a sandwich with him.
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>>4075890
Good going, Alabaster. It takes the literal end of the world for you to remember, and then you forget again when you think everything's okay. Somebody get this boy a new Camelia.

Also Sable is cute! CUTE!
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>>4074686
Oh shit! This is a thing! Uhh...

>[ ] I'm not sold on these options, do something else! (Specify if you have an idea, but not required)
Mario Makers all day, everyday :^)

Seriously though, I'm liking the pitch from Option B. I'm fine with the conclusion I got (still getting?) from the Fuck Quest reboot.

Also, no Olivia, no bueno for Option D.
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Lewd stuff a bit later tonight. What flavor of degeneracy is a good birthday gift for /ourgirls/:

[ ] Give the eggs some chicken.
[ ] Crack one egg with the other.
[ ] It's early enough for breakfast: how about some eggs and sausage?
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>>4075936
>[x] Crack one egg with the other.
We haven't had a good old fashioned Whitney and Vivian threesome since Season 3! And that was only on a technicality!
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>>4075936
>[ ] Crack one egg with the other.
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>>4075936
>[X] Give the eggs some chicken.
More Renee is never a bad thing.
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>>4075936
[x] Give the eggs some chicken.
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>>4075936
>give the eggs some chicken.
>tenderly
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>>4075936
Damn, still haven't decided how to vote on the last choice. At least this one is easier
>[x] Give the eggs some chicken.
Been too long since some OYAKODON
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>>4075936
Deleting previous vote >>4075947 since it pretty much arrives at the same idea eventually. Hopefully.

>[ ] Give the eggs some chicken.
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>>4075936
>[X] Give the eggs some chicken.
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>>4075960
I'm sure OP will consider long-term votes on a longer term.
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>>4075936
>>[x] Crack one egg with the other.
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>>4075936
>[ ] Crack one egg with the other.
I do like oyakodon, but I'm holding out for a 'more reddish-pink' flavor.
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>>4075936
[X]Give the eggs some chicken
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Kinda hoping this is A Mom and Witney's threesome like in Season 0
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>>4074686
B sounds fantastic. Your satire in fuck quest for season 2 and 3 was excellent stuff.

B or C please.
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>>4075876
She's precious! Almost as precious as the boy she's buying presents for!

>>4075936
>[X]Give the eggs some chicken
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>>4074686
As for this: fuck it, I'm a nostalgiafag.
>[x]Option D
The Fuck Quest choices don't seem to have as much groundswell compared to the new stuff, though so chalk me up as interested in Option A as well.
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>>4075936
>[ ] Give the eggs some chicken.
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>>4074686
Option A I always loved the news special feature of the Dawn of the Dead remake. The mounting sense of dread as people begin to realize how bad it's getting. Then in the intro all the chaos as it goes from unrest, to reporters being gunned down by special forces in the capital; gives me chills.

Option B Expired Christmas cake in what i can only hope is John Wick/Kill Bill style heightened reality. I assume at least.

Option C One million words worth of editing.
Holy shit OP that's beyond herculean, and I don't doubt you can do it, but I don't believe it should be the next project you work on. Even too much of a good thing like /FQ/ can be bad for you

Option D is the only one I'm against because I honestly prefer it in it's uncompleted form.

I think I'll go with
>A


>>4075936
>Give the eggs some chicken.
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>>4075890
Can we fuck sable? I really missed her. I completely forgot how cute bike riding was. How we had lunch together. The sauna. Based Sable.
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>>4076022
The gun pointed to Ally's then her own head mid coitus?

Best fear boner in this quest. Unless OP decides to do a non-canon Mara or Stasi pastebin.
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As much as I like the idea of Fuck Quest the Novel or Fuck Quest: Zero, I think it would be best to let it sit for a little bit. It isn't going anywhere, and I'd be worried about both reader and audience burnout if you kept doing more or less the same thing with more or less the same characters. That's just my take on it anyways, I could well be wrong.

> [ ] Option A

Is my vote. I think zombies are a bit played out, but I also really like post-apoc stories set in the period where society slowly unravels, like the original Mad Max.
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>>4075936
>[ ] Give the eggs some chicken.
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>>4075890
>He forgot again
Fucking kek, what a catch
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>>4074686
ill go and vote for B.
a female MC that definitely knows how to kick ass is something i may or may not have been into for quite a while
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>>4074686
Going with A > C > B > D. I still really want to see C happen, but taking some time from this huge multi-year project should be good!

I cannot freaking wait for the rest of quiz bowl!
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>>4075936
>[x] Give the eggs some chicken.
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>>4074686
>>4074739
So I'll finally go ahead and choose
>[x]Option B
while also really hoping you go back some time after to tackle an FQ novelization. I really want to see something new, but don't want it to be permanently shut out as a result.
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You guys are all missing the point. If we tie A, B, and C, we can get zombie assassin Fuck Quest books! Featuring such exciting entries as:
> Do You Love Your Zom And Her Instant-Kill Single-Target Attacks?
> Ally Does Not Dream Of Zombie Girl Assassin
and of course,
> My Undead Romantic Comedy Is Lethal, As I Expected
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>>4076257
Anonymous-dono, I looked up into the night sky and swear I could trace the shape of your brain, because it's galaxy-sized.
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While I begin work on the lewd, here's a couple of heterosexuals.
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>>4076315
>white socks with black shoes and pants
Noelle I swear to GOD.

What a cute batch of cakes!
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>>4076315
woh who couldve drawn that
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>>4076315
Noelle being just a teensy bit shorter than Kay is something I always pictured in my mind's eye, so this picture makes me inordinately happy.
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>>4074686
Abbo you son of a bitch. Option A.
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>>4076324
>>4076315

I'm sorry, I should have credited Elby! Who I assume is you. Thank you for all these pieces, and Chart too for his contributions. They've been spot-on the whole time.
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>>4076315
Blessed image

>>4076324
Cursed image
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>>4076324
>Kayluigi will never get into smash
Truly a shame.
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I love zombie stuff, so A seems pretty good. However, B is resembling No More Heroes quite a bit, and if it's similar to that then I would absolutely love it, especially if the people being killed were up on the level of NMH1 bosses. I think that B would focus more on the competition with other assassins rather than the targets and their stories, and I definitely prefer Grey as a main character. So, I'll go with A, but B would probably be great, especially if the targets are the real eccentric No More Heroes type. So, A as a first choice, B as a second choice.
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>>4074686
[x] Option A
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>>4074686
B > C > A > D
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>>4074686
A>C>B>D
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Look at the incredible platonic friendship these two share!
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>>4076397
>hand holding

spoiler that shit

even fuck quest has standards
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>>4076397
haha that's a pretty funny joke they've got going on haha
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>>4076401
what if they were to kiss

you know

as a joke

haha
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>>4074686
[x]Option A
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>>4076315
I want dem boots
>>4076257
see attached
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>>4074686
[X] Option B

Getting some NMH/John Wick vibes from that pitch.

While Fuck Quest: The Official Light Novel would be fuggin great, it's probs a bit too soon since you just got off of finishing the story.
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>>4074686

[x ] Option A: https://pastebin.com/R4ciBQpz
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>>4074686
Alright, I'm gonna throw out my vote for
[X] Option B

Though I really hope we come back to that Fuck Quest stuff somewhere down the line
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A and B are only worth it if somewhere down the line C comes into fruition, the dream of /fq/ since season 1.
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>>4076397
>Noelle blushing
I love these two so much.
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>>4076553

I intend to come back and do option C one day. If it isn't chosen as my next project, then it could be a little while, but someday. I always come back to FQ in the end.
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Lewd's gonna be a bit late, but I'm working on it! I needed some inspiration!
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>>4076643
Take your time~.
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>>4074686
Option C is very exciting, although I feel like the visual novel format would be far more likely to hit FQ's target audience than a novelization that I'd personally buy.

A and B are both interesting in the sense that anything that OP writes is great, so there are only benefits to those winning.

D is probably unnecessary for its own sake, but for the VN script purpose Chartanon mentioned it could be great.

So I guess
[x] Swerve into VN production (not necessarily of S1).


I sure hope that clandestine vote-tying conspiracy comes through for us here though.
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Oh, in the meantime, I stumbled upon the most perfect theme for David Darkbloom. This has been a favorite song of mine for years, but it's been a while since I listened to it. When it came up on shuffle the other day, I thought of how fitting it was in every way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0tYraHb2W4

And on that subject, another song I recently rediscovered, which I think is super fitting for the conflict between Darkbloom and Camelia in Season 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF_C7BvAf_A
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>>4074686
B
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>>4076726
Damn, I would have fully believed you if you said that first song was a direct inspiration for Darkbloom's character.
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>>4076726
Jesus, Darkbloom's theme is literally that huh?
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>>4075936
One egg with the other
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>>4074686
B
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>>4076726
>Birds With Broken Wings
Oh wow, this is excellent. Easily my favorite of the character themes (which is saying something after Tyrus turned me onto Jidenna)
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>>4075936
>[x] It's early enough for breakfast: how about some eggs and sausage?
I like my eggs fertilized.
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>>4075936
>[ ] It's early enough for breakfast: how about some eggs and sausage?
It's their birthday, not ours. Let's give them something fun.
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>>4077129
>implying they wouldn't find oyakodon fun
It's like you've never met our girls
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>>4077133
Obviously they would, but it's pretty clear we're choosing it for us. Also, have they crossed that rubicon in 422 yet?
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>>4077229
Worry. Ah-CHOO.
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>>4077229
Please let me die before our AI overlords Matrix us for real
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>>4077229
I'd rather go back to the Tupac hologram, thanks.
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>>4074686
After reading the last few clarifications on the matter, I'm going to vote for:

>[X] Option A

My reason is twofold. 1) As cool as Jane Wick would be, I'm not sold on the character descriptions. If I'm being completely honest, that kind of story actually depends on antagonists more than anything, and without a more clearly defined opposing force, it troubles me. Getting to eventually cross the competition off the list would be extremely satisfying though, especially Sven.

2) If, as OP has said a few times in this thread, that all roads lead back to FQ, then I don't mind letting it sit and not voting for Option C BUT YOU BETTER BELIEVE I HAVE A BURNING NEED FOR THAT TO EVENTUALLY HAPPEN!

Ahem... so yes. I vote for A=C>D>B
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>>4074686
>[X] Option B
Though A is very tempting I want to see something really new from you.
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>>4074686
I -really- want a physical copy of FQ
But I also really really REALLY love zombies

It's
>[x] Option A
for me

They all sound awesome though
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>>4074686
Hard to Christmas Cake Assassin
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>>4077136
They have not, but in >>4052875 we get the snippet

>But it's fine. Whitney is only pretending to be upset. You know what her real beef is: that she didn't get to take part. But there will be time for that, too.

So it's pretty obvious that Whitney's interested. Vivian's a total pervert too, so I'd be very surprised if she wasn't on board. Renee's the only one I think would still have apprehension about it, which is why I reckon having her essentially 'be' their birthday gift is a good way of coercing her into crossing the point of no return.
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>>4074686
Guess ill throw in my vote too.
B>C>D>>>A

My ideal was following a story for its plot, i mean, thats its essence; yet I lost interest for some episodes shortly before Sauls death(mostly irl reasons and having to get up at 4am for these runs). Anyway, ill never forget FQ for what I realized I love: dorkiness, banter, and comfy shit. I think I crave more same sex interactions like bros broing it out. Noelle-Kay, Rose-Rose, Armstrong-Nelson and more were tremendously fun.

Karen sounds like an intriguing woman id love to get to know better. World building, locations, another format; fresh interactions, faster paced? sign me the fuck up.

About C/D: not sure which order would be the best for the community, and the most beneficial for you and your growth as a writer. Im thankful, really, that you consider giving us a chance to really get them hardcovers. This will be a gargantuan task so I dont mind waiting a few more years.

about A? lets just say im not feelin it.
Even though i just recently discovered my fetish for nuns. Even though you had me at childhood friend.
lets just NOT FUCKIN JINX IT OK

something else? What about ye olde iteration? PnP is a blast. Fancy shittalking gets everyone hard. Also hey a chance for tomboy princesses to gut dragons or bully people into submission
I just need Whitney to fuck aquasi whole castle into the ground ok dont judge my sublime prospects of grandeur

last idea for now: considering how often pregnancy came up lately, how about a loosely FQ-related chapter for each haremite? A dreamy what if, far away from the main worldline.
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>>4078284
>something else? What about ye olde iteration?
Ah yes, Option E: Ye Olde Fuck Queste: Xenoglossia

Medieval Magical Girl Fuck Quest Girls discover the long lost remnants of an ancient stone giant, powered by the magic of a wizard, his books and spells lost to the ages. The only ones who could control it were his followers, but they too have been lost, with no known descendants.

King Darkbloom keeps trying to get Vivian into the fucking golem.

Some haremite obviously can power it, who knows who it is, maybe Whitney through Renee (something would keep Renee from being able to somehow I guess), maybe all things come back to Cerise as usual, maybe it actually is Vivian after it's revealed that the wizard was a dark magician and Vivian inherited her powers through Mara (who ideally is dead)

This isn't actually a real suggestion... unless...
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>>4078306

I came pretty close to offering Ye Olde Fucke Queste as an option. It was by far my favorite FQ spinoff to write during the finale. But I didn't want to split the "continue FQ" vote too hard.

Maybe there could even be new characters, like a mysterious soothsayer!
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>>4078318
Oof. That is all.
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>>4078318
Don't tempt me. On either count.
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>>4078318
How dare you tempt me this way

I do wonder how you would have handled doing an entire quest of Ye Olde speak though.
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>>4078318
Ye Olde Fuck Quest or the novel are tearing me apart. Why must you torment me with a choice
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>>4078318
If I can make a single request it would be this.

Please include at least one delicious brown girl in whatever it is you do next.
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>>4078318
I just wanted to shitpost oh fuck oh shit
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>>4078318
>brown
Damn you OP, I demand a recount
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Hi OP. I just want to say congrats on finishing up FQ. I followed since the very first thread, and I'm so glad you've managed to bring it all to a satisfactory conclusion. As for your next project, I think it may be best to let FQ sit for awhile if you intend to do any of the continuations or edits. give yourself time to mull on what you're created. As for my preferences, I will read whatever you write. Your prose has me hooked, no matter the subject.
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What are the chances we get the birthday bash within the next hour. Gotta head to sleep soon for work.
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>>4078756
Low. I only just started working on it again. Only half done. Really sorry for the delay you guys, my tank has been running on E for a few days and I've spent the weekend fucking off/sleeping instead of being productive.

In less bad news...

>>4078469
There is delicious brown in my future projects.
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>>4078759
No problem, having interaction all week in the threads have been an excellent treat and nobody would fault you for slowing down. Im just happy I can go to sleep desu.
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>>4078759
Now THAT is what I like to hear!
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>>4078318
Dammit OP, now I'm very much tempted to go for this instead.
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Optimizing Parameter won't be outdone by David.
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>>4079441
Legitimately wondering if Nelson's last name changed with the shift now.
Berenstyin? Berenstuin?
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>>4079446

Bearenstoin

He is now the more bara of the two between him and Armstrong.
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>>4079515
Truly a terrifying image.
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Noelle is George Michael to Kay's Maebe Funke

Noelle: I got you a wedding ringtone, you know as a joke, haha
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>>4079746
Have you seen the final season? George Michael and Maebe's relationship is even more hilarious when you figure out what's been revealed. Even funnier with the air-date taken into consideration.
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>>4079749
I'm not sure is that the one where George Michael and Michael both date Rebel?
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>>4079754
Near the end of the latest season, which aired just last year, it's revealed that Lindsey is not, in fact Lucille's daughter, but her sister. Go ahead and trace that family tree real quick.
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>>4079757
ONCE-REMOVED!
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>>4078759
No worries OP, no one can fault you for taking a rest

>There is delicious brown in my future projects.

nice, looking forward to it
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So I've been trying my hand at drawing lately and wanted to do some fanart for FQ, so I drew a nude of our favourite totally heterosexual lesbian

I'm not a great artist by any means, but I hope you guys find it amusing regardless

https://i.imgur.com/0lmyf5b.png

Feedback is appreciated - I'm terrible at telling when things are off until they're pointed out to me
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>>4080078
Chart-anon, if I hadn't already promised my babies to OP, you'd be next on the list.
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>>4080078
On one hand, I feel sorry for Noelle that she's been flanderized as the head-in-the-sand lesbian punchline.

On the other hand, it's still funny every time.
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>>4080116
The fact that she's literally only like this around Kay while being cool and sarcastic with everyone else is what makes it funny and sweet.
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>>4080078
You're great
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>>4080532
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>>4080532
o fuck that's the good stuff
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>>4080532
This makes it into the hall of fame for me.
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>>4080532
Absolutely worth the wait.
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>>4080078
really hard to find something to complain about, maybe her hand is a bit big? oh shit yeah the thumb, the curvature should be outwards, its thickness staying mostly the same. also,
I think from how much is shown from her face her head(and ponytail) should be turned more too.

thats all weapon grade autism can find for now
anyway really fucking lovely stuff ya made there
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>>4080532
Fucking hell this was greaaaat
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>>4080532
LEWD
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>>4080532
>You delight in keeping Whitney on the back heel, sexually... but this takes the cake by far.

Heh
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>>4080532
Rose calling us a child molester should not turn me on so much.

Holding Vivian like a bowling ball should not turn me on so much, or be so hilarious.
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>>4080532
Worth the wait.

>"I brought donuts!" Darkbloom announces, to general approval.
Imagine wanting to send this man to prison.
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>>4080532
Fuckin top quality pastebin

>>4080084
>>4080394
>>4080498
Thanks for the kind words! Was pretty anxious about posting it, so I'm glad it's been well received

>>4080623
Noted! Will do my best to keep that stuff in mind for future draws

>>4080116
I can see a case being made for it being flanderisation, but I just think it's cute that she's only ever like that with Kay. She's proven herself to still be cool and competent in most other scenarios.
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So, bets on whether we actually win the Quiz Bowl this time or not?
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>>4082160
With our all-star lineup this time around, I'd be very surprised if we didn't.
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>>4082160
I'll give a dark horse 5:1 odds
Nerves get 3:1 for possible Chloe
North High Ahegaos at 1.2:1
Whitney flubs the final question, 40:1
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>>4082160
I'm just hoping we end up facing Qiangxiang in the final somehow.
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>>4082441
>>4082613
That's just it, I totally imagine Whitney breaking the Cycle of Oology this time. All her quizzardry has averted the previous instance of her learning the term, and while in this condition, Alabaster and Rose would totally remember it...
>>4082684
I foresee this happening and sending them into conniptions. I can't wait to see how it really plays out.
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>>4082916
Ally can't compete against Chloe and Hank steps up as the alt gets 20:1
Rose can't either and needs to be replaced by Rose has 100:1
All of the above, but the last question is Astro Boy, chances of Samantha getting pregnant:1
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>>4083084
>Rose can't either and needs to be replaced by Rose has 100:1
The odds go up if she keeps the cheerleader outfit on!
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>>4083129
Only if someone else actually knows the answer.
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My work thing went well yesterday, and I'll be back to writing somewhat regularly soon!

I'll also be making a decision on my future projects, but I won't announce that until after the OVA is concluded.

Unrelated: As a coda to the couple months ago when I reviewed the Joker film (congrats Joaquin on the well-deserved Oscar win!) -- I happened to be invited to go see the Harley Quinn movie with a coworker today. It was... not as good as the Joker movie! Thinly plotted, meandering, with a lot of stuff that really went nowhere, and more spectacle than story. Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn is too zany to be interesting (or hot) but there's a qtp2t autismal goth(?) chick in it that was fun. Not as qt as Vivian (pictured, left) but still a lot of fun. Wish she got more screentime.

It also contains the single most fucked-up moment I've seen in any capeshit movie -- maybe I'm going soft, but there's a scene in it that really turned my stomach and is going to stick with me for a while, and the weirdest thing is it goes kinda unrecognized for how fucked-up it is by the movie itself.

Unfortunately, now that I've seen it, I'm an SJW.
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>>4083864
Glad to hear it went well.

As someone who's never planning on seeing that movie, I'm curious what the scene in question was.
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>>4083864
Oh no. Now you'll have to watch the Sonic the Hedgehog movie to turn back into a proper woman-hating gamer.

>>4083882
Same question.
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>>4083864
>It also contains the single most fucked-up moment I've seen in any capeshit movie -- maybe I'm going soft, but there's a scene in it that really turned my stomach and is going to stick with me for a while, and the weirdest thing is it goes kinda unrecognized for how fucked-up it is by the movie itself.

Well? Spoilers?
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>>4083882
>>4083886
>>4083887

Spoilers, obv:

The main villain in the movie is a guy named Black Mask. He's a crime boss who owns a nightclub and is looking to consolidate his grip on Gotham's underworld.

He kidnaps another crime boss, along with that man's wife and teen daughter, and hangs them by their feet from the ceiling of a warehouse. After tormenting/taunting them for a while, he has his top mook take a knife and cut the skin entirely off the rival boss's face -- then repeat the same thing with the wife.

The mook then asks if they should let the teen daughter go. She's like maybe 15 or 16. Black Mask is merciful and says all right. But when the girl (who's crying) pop a snot bubble, Black Mask gets grossed out, changes his mind, and has the mook cut off her face too.

You don't see much, but there's lots of horrible shrieking and a big focus on the suffering of the young girl.
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>>4083909
Well I already didn't wanna watch it, so thanks for that I guess.
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>>4083909
Wow! Awful!
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>>4083864
You're only a SJW if you liked it, OP. I hate to inform you that you're a bigot now, and I will be brigading you on Twitter.
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>>4083917
>>4083919
Yeah. It happens pretty early in the film and it really colored my enjoyment of the rest of it. Especially because it's played for laughs later, when you get a flashback to the rival boss turning Black Mask's offer of partnership down, and Harley Quinn's voiceover is like "he's gonna regret thaaaa" while a cartoon of a peeling-back face superimposes itself over him. Like the movie didn't even get how fucked-up it was, or was just trying too hard to be edgy.
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>>4083928
Sounds like DC to me.
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>>4083928
oh, one last thing, the whole movie left me wondering where the fuck Batman is? The entire main plot is about Black Mask offering every lowlife in the city a $500,000 bounty to bring him a little girl who stole a valuable diamond from him. One would think Batman would know and care about such an incident? Maybe he was busy bonding with Superman over their moms' names.
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>>4083928
Pretty par for the course for that particular franchise, I'm afraid.
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>>4083864
Yo, OP. Didn't make a vote on your next project, but whatever you ended up doing I hope you enjoy it.

Also ended up watching the Lighthouse just because of FQ memes. Absolutely phenomenal movie. First time I've actually been excited to watch a movie in a cinema since John Wick.
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>>4084574
Voting for that was never closed, Anonymous-dono! Feel free to choose Option B with a dash of C to your heart's content!
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>>4084574
I just recently watched The Lighthouse as well. Hell of a ride. About 300% more masturbation than I was expecting.
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>>4084582
What he said, basically!
Except, replace B with A!
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>>4084574
>>4084597
I'm glad I'm not the only one that felt compelled to see it. It was fucking great.
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>>4084597
>>4084574
Also yeah, I've had The Lighthouse downloaded for a bit solely for the sake of FQ memery, so probably gonna fix the fact I haven't watched it yet this weekend.
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I suggested making a tier list of FQ asses, but someone astutely pointed out that the asses can't be truly ranked, only assessed on the aspects of softness/firmness and smallness/largeness. It might be asinine, but I'm asking you to take a look! I did have some assistance.

Now that I have these icons set up in photoshop, I could do a series of these types of charts!
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>>4084662
>Sable with that true neutral badonkadonk
>Vivian (oof)
>Alabaster thiccer than Noelle

This is amazing.
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>>4084662
Look, everyone! Look at the asses!

Trying to think of a way to rank breasts in the same way. Size is an obvious factor, but I'm not sure about the other factor. I kinda want to say Perkiness/Droopiness, though I feel like that's just another factor of size so it wouldn't be the best metric to go by.

Had a Google and found these templates:
>Works very hard <-> Does basically nothing / Somehow fails <-> Somehow succeeds
>Nice person <-> prick / Plays by the rules <-> Does not play by the rules
>Dom <-> Sub / Always horny <-> Only sometimes horny
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>>4084759
yo chart-senpai, is elby doing any more of the cast?
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>>4084910
That's the plan, though we don't currently have an ETA on the next ones
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>>4084662
>alex is closer to itty bitty than thicc
AAAAAAAAAA
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>>4084759
>that last one
You could tip Guam over with how far everyone would be on that side.
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>>4084662
Rose having a firmer ass than average goes against all I know and cherish.

Also weird that Gal’s ass is so firm, you would think a sedentary lifestyle would soften it up.

Surprised at the size of Whitney. Looking solid. Thick. Tight.

Some chart suggestions:
>Breast size/nipple size
>Vag tightness/labia size
>Fetish-vanilla axis/dom-sub axis
>an actual political compass
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>>4085337
The modicum of running Rose M did in 421 paid off.
Gal has perfect posture from playing, so I can see that helping.
Whitney is a beast. The real travesty is anyone thinking Makoto could ever match up to the sheer amount of ass Whitney possesses. What the fuck, Japan?
>breast/nipple
Oh dear.
Size versus Sensitivity would be fine to
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>>4085435
How about size/size preference for breasts? Since they’re all raging dykes.
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>>4085337
Rose's ass is nice and firm and plush, with just the right amount of give to make it ripple nicely while jiggling.

As for Gal, it's less that her ass is firm and more that she's a skeleton.

Whitney's got dem thighs.
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>>4085459
Only in the absence of dick. Which is pretty scarce.
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Imagine spitroasting Alex with Rose. haha
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>>4085464
Good point. I am once again a believer of the Church of Phat Rose.

The important thing to keep in mind is that no matter the size or squishyness of the booty, I would every single one of the booties on this chart. Like groceries.

Like. Groceries.
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>>4084662

Really surprised that Rose is that firm. Or that Alex is that itty/bitty
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>>4084662
Am I the only one surprised to see that Ally is thiccer than Alex?
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>>4085617
Even Alabaster's? Are you sure? That'd be like an indirect kiss with Cerise and that's lewd!

>>4085797
It's the Scarlett Soliloquy Certified Dessert Diet in action!
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>>4084662
>Vivian almost off the bottom of the chart
Poor girl. When's the INT/WIS chart?
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>>4086128
I just want to take time to point out that Mara must have negative ass. Even David and Renee managed to make a girl with an above average derriere. Mara must be the black hole of ass in FQ.
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>>4086191
But Alex and Sable have black hole asses!
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>>4084662
>Scarlett has the plumpest, juiciest ass out of all the girls.
>She squeezes herself into tight mom jeans

Don't tell me she doesn't know.
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Happy Valentine's Day, /fq/-tachi!
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>>4086589
Happy Valentine's Day! Be sure to tell your favourite haremite you love her.
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>>4086639
I love Vivian!
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>>4086639
Also, Elby said the face reminded him of Toad so he did this in like 3 minutes
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>>4086645
o i am laffin
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>>4086639
What if every haremite is my favorite?
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>>4086639
I love you Whitney!
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>>4086639
I miss you Whitney!
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>>4086639
I love Whitney!
I really really do!
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>>4086128
Four corners of the INT/WIS chart:

>High INT,Low WIS: Vivian
>Low INT,High WIS: Whitney
>High INT,High WIS: Renee
>Low INT,Low WIS: Rose2
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>>4087219
>Renee
>High wis

She had to learn some hard lessons to get there, though.
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>>4087219
Nailed it.

Also page 10 soon
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>>4087321
But also Saturday.
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>>4087219
>High INT,Low WIS: Vivian
Vivian may be the corner here, but let's be honest: if such a chart were overlaid over a map of the 48 contiguous states, Sable would be in Alaska.
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Hey guys, Elby wanted me to ask - If he were to draw a lewd featuring Alabaster with one of the girls, which girl would you want it to be, and which pastebin would you want it to be a scene from?

>[ ] Write in
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>>4087463
O-only one of the girls?

Camelia. Massage parlor.
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>>4087463
>>4087501
Addendum: Pastebins with Alabaster and two girls are also fair game
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>>4087562
Then I shall retract my request in favor of Amber in Wonderland!
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>>4087463

I'm gonna put in a vote (and don't count it any higher or lower than any other):

>Soliloquy Family Values
or
>Amber in Wonderland
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>>4087463
Spli between
>[x] Massage Parlor
and
>[x] Amber in Wonderland,
but for that one, while I don't need to see Alabaster, I do need to see the cum dripping down Amber and Vivian's chins
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>>4087576
... did Vivian and Anna ever share a lewd scene together together? I'm starting to think not and feel we need to find a way to rectify this.
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>>4087576
Ally and Rose the Elder need to get off the fence. Noelle is an absolute pro tho.
>Alex being so far away from Sable
I guess Samantha wins this round
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>>4087602
>off the fence
But they're the connoisseurs. True breast lovers who appreciates breasts of all sizes.

It's clearly Noelle who's hopping the fencer faster than a Mexican jumping bean.
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>>4087463
>Massage parlor
or
>Minigolf
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>>4087599
Speaking of Anna scenes, lewd or not, 2/14/2015/422/0 was the first V-day Cerise and Anna could actually spend together. Galentine's Day post when?
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>>4087607
Noelle acknowledges all sizes are best. Ally and Rose fear the judgement of others and hover around the center.
And don't talk about Noelle's very nice friend Kay that way.
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>>4087576
The great wall of Noelle!

>>4087599
According to my chart >>4048068 they have never made sexual contact.
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>>4087663
That's what I thought. This needs to be rectified! We also need to unite the two far corners of the breast chart! Vivian and Scarlett is still the only Season 1 pairing yet to be explored!
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>>4087463
What happened to my request, Chart? ;_;
>how about the scene where Amber examines herself in the mirror on Alabaster's bed, with her leg raised vertical?
>line 297 and/or 299 of https://pastebin.com/su18N2nT
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>>4087741
This was one of the hottest scenes to me, personally. I'd love to see that too!
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>>4087463
If there's one girl, Noelle:
https://pastebin.com/bFCCqZBg
If two, Makoto and PinkRose:
https://pastebin.com/0Dw3WfYH

I've got to do penance for excluding Whitney now.
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>>4087463
Post Op, Cerise portion. Or any Renee scene.
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>>4087463

Alabaster and Scarlett in the kitchen being caught breeding by Renee.

https://pastebin.com/66jbkTMu
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Some roses are pink
Some roses are yellow
That Alabaster guy
Is one lucky fellow
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>>4087619
I am working on a VDay scene, by the way. It's not including Cerise & Anna, but I could do one for them later!
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>>4087913
Exciting either way~
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>>4087741
Sorry about that! It must have got lost somewhere along the line. Here you go: https://i.imgur.com/SrlmUib.png

https://i.imgur.com/lOJ2JA0.png
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>>4087980
nnf
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>>4087980
Just gonna go ahead and oof these.
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>>4087901
Underrated post
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>Oregairu S3 Key Visual

Those fuckin fools left out the two most important characters
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>>4087980
Thanks Chart, Elby! Wonderful work as usual, Elby!
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>>4088073
I'm ready for Yukino's complete victory
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Votes have been tallied, but we think we're gonna put the winner on hold for now. Elby feels like doing a draw featuring girls he's drawn already, and the popular pick features girls he hasn't got to yet.

So for another vote - what pastebin would you want him to tackle featuring Alabaster + girls he's drawn redesigns for? For reference, that's:

>Cerise
>Rose
>Whitney
>Renee
>Alex
>Sable
>Kay
>Noelle
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>>4088153
Sable and Alex in the sauna!
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>>4088153
Alabaster pressing Kay against the window.
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>>4088093
Iroha or Death

>>4088153
Cerise!
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>>4088153

The part from this pastebin where Whitney is sucking Alabaster's cock while Cerise rims him. https://pastebin.com/RtQFxbZm

Or Kay's slut walk from Kay Gets Punished with Noelle helping. https://pastebin.com/xviXGZaA

Or Alabaster and Rose's Me-Time https://pastebin.com/RjHvZU45
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Kay hears the knock on her apartment door, but she doesn't answer. She just stays splayed out on her yoga mat as she slowly finishes with her head-to-knee forward bend exercises -- working at her own pace despite the impatient guest waiting for her answer.

The knock comes a second time, more insistent than the first. Kay sighs to herself. Limbs all limber now, she scoops herself to her feet and strides slowly to her tiny foyer. The knocker is knocking again when she answers.

"Oh!" Noelle squeaks, fist still held up by her head as the wake of the door's opening ruffles her hair. "There you are."

"Here I am," Kay says with a wry frown.

They cut quite a contrast right now. Kay is wearing a getup Noelle's never seen on her: a tight white tee and tight black yoga pants -- and she's a bit flushed and damp from the exertion of her workout. Whereas Noelle herself dressed like she was going out on the town, donning really nice pencil skirt and matching blouse, getting all perfumed and doing her hair... strange choices, since the intent tonight was only to sit down for a brief interview in Kay's apartment.

Kay's eyes drift downward.

Noelle, noticing this, hefts the bottle up so she can get a better look. "Tequila!"

When this draws no noticeable reaction, she appends, a bit halfheartedly, a faux-enthusiastic "wooo-ooo!" noise.

"Why?" Kay asks.

"Well -- to lighten the mood," Noelle says. "And I figured you'd like it."

"Why do you figure I like tequila?"

Noelle is at a loss. "Because... I mean."

"Are you racially profiling me?"

So she's taking the shit again. Noelle makes a face. "The hell is wrong with you? It's tequila. Mexicans don't have a monopoly over tequila."

"I'm not Mexican."

"Half-Mexicans don't have a monopoly either--"

Kay steps aside. "Just shut up and come inside already."

Noelle enters.
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>>4088284
>"When this draws no noticeable reaction, she appends, a bit halfheartedly, a faux-enthusiastic "wooo-ooo!" noise."

Oh god I love them
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>>4088153
I'll stick with Ally and Noelle's first time.
https://pastebin.com/bFCCqZBg
Double fun, Ally and Rose against Princess Whitney Darkbloom herself.
https://pastebin.com/kEmS66aw
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>>4088284
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>>4088284
>Kay steps aside. "Just shut up and come inside already."
God, I wish that were me
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It's the first she's ever been in Kay's apartment. She swivels her head this way and that as she passes the threshold, taking stock. The pictures on the wall are all clippings from Kay's stint as a photog for the Air Force Times. Along with that are some shots she's taken in her spare time, and her diploma for journalism, and couple small shelves bearing some minor awards she's won. The shelves are arranged in a sort of pyramid -- but arrangement's pyramidion, its uppermost shelf, is bare.

"What's up with that?" Noelle asks, nodding at the shelves as she sets the bottle of tequila on Kay's squat black wood coffee table.

"My awards," Kay says unhelpfully, and plops back down on her yoga mat in front of her bookcase.

"You're missing one," Noelle informs her.

"For now. That's where my Pulitzer's going."

Noelle shakes her head. She knew Kay had an exorbitant level of self-regard, but making her living room a shrine to herself crosses into narcissism, doesn't it?

Noelle sits on the loveseat facing Kay's ad-hoc yoga studio. "Anyway, I figured you'd like a little something-something to ease the loneliness," she says, indicating the liquor she brought.

"What loneliness?" Kay asks, and resumes her head-to-knee extensions. Noelle is transfixed by Kay's flexibility for a palpable moment.

"It's -- Valentine's Day," Noelle says, catching herself. "Instead of being out with someone, you're cooped up at home."

"Is there something the matter with that?" Kay asks as she shifts position to stretch herself towards her other knee.

"Well, no, but... some people might find that a little--"

"I'm not some people."

Noelle nods. "Well -- I had to totally blow off my boyfriend to come tonight, so I guess we're both a couple of dateless broads anyway, huh?" She swipes a strand of hair behind her ear, holds her knees and giggles nervously.

"Hmm, good point," Kay says. She rises, then begins a truly bewitching downward-doggy stretch that leaves Noelle dry-lipped and slackjawed. "We've been meeting so much lately. Maybe you could finally introduce me to this boyfriend of yours."

"I -- uh --"

"Who is he, anyway?" Kay asks, hyperextending, getting her face almost level to her crotch and putting her ass way up in the air.

"He's... er... a field agent."

"Oh, interesting. Workplace romance?"

"Y-yeah."

"Hugh?"

"What about me?"

Kay straightens up. Noelle is inwardly crestfallen. "Not you," Kay says. "Hugh. Hugh Thurston."

Noelle can't hide her grimace. "Oh, no... no. No."

"Bill Cheslock? Paul Gunderson?"

Noelle waves her hand anxiously. "No -- it's no one in the San Fran field office. It's... someone from a different field office. Uh. You wouldn't know him."

Kay smiles. "Does he go to a field office in Canada?"

Noelle doesn't get it. "No -- there's only the one office in Ottawa. He isn't there." Desperate to move the conversation on, she grabs the bottle of tequila by its neck and produces a couple shot glasses from her purse. "L-let's get drunk!"
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>Noelle waves her hand anxiously. "No -- it's no one in the San Fran field office. It's... someone from a different field office. Uh. You wouldn't know him."
>Kay smiles. "Does he go to a field office in Canada?"
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"I'll drink, but I'm not really in the mood for drunken revelry," Kay says. She grabs the full shotglass Noelle proffers, and knocks it back. She makes an appreciative "ahh" and smacks her lips as the warmth spreads through her chest. She examines the empty glass, then the bottle that Noelle still holds in her lap. "Whoa. This is the good shit. How much did you spend on it?"

"I always go for broke when it comes to tequila!" Noelle explains, and downs her own glass too. She coughs. "You get what you pay for... the cheap stuff tastes like furniture varnish."

Kay huffs. "Yeah, well. Coming to my place all perfumed-up, with an unopened bottle of Patron on offer -- you better look out, or I'll start thinking that you want to make ME your Valentine's date."

Noelle is silent for a split second as she flushes practically infrared. "...Hahaha!" She laughs, a little too late to be genuine, and obnoxiously loud. "That's -- well that's stupid, I mean -- I -- mean --"

"Hey, top me."

"W-what?"

"Top me off." Kay holds her shotglass out. Noelle nervously pours it, splashing a little bit on the coffee table in the process. Kay jumps back to make sure none hits her.

Noelle is mortified by the faux pas. But Kay, inoffended at the messiness and grinning broadly, repeats that downward doggy pose from earlier. She bends in two, keeping the hand holding her shotglass high aloft, and siphons the tequila from her tabletop using her pursed lips. Slurrrrrp. When the table is dry once again she straightens up, and downs her second shot of the night.

Noelle presses her thighs together, with her hands folded in her lap, and hopes that Kay doesn't notice how aroused she is.

"Careful where you spill," Kay warns her. "This stuff is way too good to go to waste. I want it all in my belly."

Noelle coughs like she's been punched.

"Yeah," Kay says, thinking. "I change my mind... you're right. It's Valentine's Day, we're alone -- let's get drunk."
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>>4088327
Ohhhhhh man.
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More tomorrow.

>>4088292
>Double fun, Ally and Rose against Princess Whitney Darkbloom herself.
>https://pastebin.com/kEmS66aw

I almost requested this one, too! Another favorite of mine.
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>>4088332
Have a good night, OP-sama. New thread then?
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>>4088334
This board goes to 11, we'll probably be able to make it contiguous.
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>>4088336
12 threads to the bottom! And image limit soon!
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>>4088327
Fuckin love it.
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Another one by request. Note that Alabaster and Rose both greatly benefit on their WIS score due to being ranked as their current 422 selves. They'd be an entire quadrant over during the majority of the series.
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And here's Elby's Alabaster! Very nice work, as always -- I'm happy he decided to draw the MC too.
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>>4088541
Sable out in fucking Alaska as expected. Good to see.

>>4088543
Also cool stuff. It's almost scary how much he resembles older pictures of me.
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This was a difficult one. You could say they're all pretty "fetishy" compared to the average person, so consider it a relative ranking.
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>>4088562
I didn't really see Sable as Dominant, I thought she just appeared that way next to the Ultrasub that is Alex.
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>>4088562
It's confirmed, Makoto was stronger than Whitney after all
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>>4088541
Love that Renee and her daughters are all in completely different corners
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Hey guys, Elby fulfilled one of OP's draw requests
>>4088202
>The part from this pastebin where Whitney is sucking Alabaster's cock while Cerise rims him.

https://i.imgur.com/TCM7fQf.png

May or may not be more to come - in his own words, Elby is 'very finckle' about being motivated to do draws like this
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>>4088162

Gonna have to go with this. That scene was such a moment.
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>>4088734
Wew lad
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>>4088734
Part 2, also courtesy of Elby!

https://i.imgur.com/t1jWEEw.jpg

These are both completely amazing. The expressions, the poses, everything is perfect.
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>>4088972
>BRUH
I'm dying here.
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>>4088562
>Makoto that fetishy
Whoa.
>True neutral Cerise
I guess that's where eating ass lands you these days, huh?

>>4088734
>>4088972
I, for one, welcome our new fluffy Whitney overlord.
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>>4088990
Getting unexpectedly interrupted from rimming your little brother by having the tomboy dyke who just finished blowing him drool his jism all over your face is the definition of a bruh moment.
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>>4089027
Especially when a trap is molesting a bunnygirl mere feet away!
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>>4088562
>that's as far down into vanilla as we get
A tragedy
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Jesus, almost 1500 posts
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>>4089139
We had more last thread, but that was with the Q&A keeping it constant, as well as the outpouring of literally everyone there for the finale. This thread's slow burn has been nice though.
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>>4089244
I figured everyone was more or less ready to take it easy for once.
>>4088327
Jesus, Kay can be such a slob.
>>4088332
Out of the stipulations provided, that's one of my favorites that fits!
I almost went for Ally and Rose in the backseat of the shitmobile with Kay looking on, but then that would include Marquis, Camelia, and Lady, which might be a bit much.
>>4088541
>Makoto
Oof. She's not going to make it, bros.
>>4088562
I take it back, she's ABSOLUTELY going to make it.
Interesting takeaways are that Sam isn't (quite as) submissive as she seems, sadism is apparently middle of the road, and gunplay is practically normalfag-tier.

>>4088543
Oh, neat. I could see him pulling off Alabasterina, in the right light.
>>4088734
>>4088972
Okay, maybe not after these scenes. Those girls are heckin cute and I want to rub their cummy cheeks. Very nice.
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>>4087576
>Rose2 more stacked than Cerise
>Carte on par with Charlotte
Huh.
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>>4089279
Let's put it this way:
Noelle is the absolute baseline for vanilla in our harem. Agent Lesbian Rapist in training who watches probably more JAV than Alabaster, is more yuricentric than the Mahou Shoujo genre in its entirety, and is basically a shibari expert.

Really, this only serves to illustrate exactly how freaky our girls can get. OP wasn't kidding about how relative a scale it was.
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>>4089681
You forgot the part where she indulges in public sex and enjoys watching herself in the mirror because
>cute girl
Maybe my sensors are off but most of that, outside of shibari, has been pretty normal in my experience.
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MILF Brigade.

(Sans Renee, of course. Nota bene: Smatters is an honorary inductee.)

Thanks again to chart and Elby for this excellent work. It's such a joy to see these characters brought to life!

I'm close to done with the lewd, too. Please wait warmly.
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>>4090087
Are all of Samantha's ears fully functional?
Also holy FUCK Charlotte is sexy here.
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>>4088562
>rumpus room woman is not higher in fetishy
>alex who likes being called a slut and slapped isn't kinkier
>chloe who almost gave herself skin cancer
wat
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>>4090087
>charlotte has short hair
woah
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>>4090087
It's nice to see aunts and nieces getting along together. Fluffy hair apparently runs in the family, and I'm really digging on Charlotte's frame game.
I want to say nice things about Sam, but all I can think of is 'fishnets and heels, fishnets and heels, fishnets and heels'

there was a lewd?
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>>4090114
OP was just joking about the lewd, haha. It's not like Noelle and Kay would have a sexual with each other just because they drunk and alone together on Valentine's Day. That would be silly haha.

... unless...?
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>>4090087
I like this Smatters better.

>>4090114
Her face is just a beacon that broadcasts "THINKING ABOUT DICKS" very, very loudly. I love it.
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>>4090087
Everything's going according to Charlotte's keikaku
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>>4090150
TL note: keikaku means seducing your adopted son
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>>4090156
I don't think we watched the same version of Death Note
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Realised the version of this I just posted didn't have the heights scaled correctly, so here we are
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>>4090361
I detect between 1 and 5 missing Soliloquys depending on your interpretation!
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>>4090361
God, mom is the best
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>>4090372
I too would like to see a drawing of legs beneath a newspaper
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>>4090372
>Dad
>Rose
>Rose
>Amber
Who's the fif-oh
>Gal

>>4090379
It always bears repeating: Mama's body does things to you doesn't it.
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Boy it got warm in here.
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https://pastebin.com/TNsxTsFQ

Warning: this is a scene that could cause some controversy, and so is of dubious canonicity. If you don't like it, set it aside. Otherwise, enjoy.
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>>4090530
Very dubious canonicity. Not my cup of tea, but a fun read.
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>>4090530
An interesting concept, to be sure. Hot, but I like Noelle better without the extra attachments.
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>>4090552
>>4090559
In the end, I basically agree. This was a fulfillment of a reader's request to whom I promised a lewd of their choice to. I liked how it played out, it's hot to me in isolation, but it's probably not right for Noelle's character.

I might come back and do an alternate version of this scene, too. For now, if you don't like this version as posted, you can just imagine a more vanilla lesbian rape occurred.
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>>4090530
>What does he mean controversy, this is pretty good st-
Ah.
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>>4090530
[ x ] ...tenderness?
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>>4090530

>this is a scene that could cause some controversy
Meh water sports isn't so bad...oh...
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>>4090568
Personal head canon is they passed out drunk cuddled up against each other and had a shared dream. I wouldn’t even say I dislike futa it’s just the departure of a character I am attached to. But when viewed outside of the canon lens hot scene 10/10
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>>4090530
In a vacuum I don't hate futa on female. However, I'm filing this away with the preemptive corpse of Elon Musk.
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>>4090087
>tfw no Mara

well i think i know what i gotta do
OP-dono, does she go around with the fancy dress on the reg or does she have a more casual getup
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>>4090614

I'd say that too-revealing cocktail dress is a favorite of hers!

She doesn't have the disco hair, though.
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>>4090620
In fact, I've always said that MASSEDUCTION era St. Vincent is a better representation of Mara's looks. 3D though she may be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9TlaYxoOO8
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>>4090530
I have a lot of things I could say about this, but suffice to say I enjoyed most of it and possibly the most-right girl was selected.
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>>4090087

>short hair Charlotte

Oh. Oh my.
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>>4090620
howzis for queen bitch
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>>4091069
>David married an unholy incarnation of Lilith and Ragyo
Fitting, I'd say.
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>>4091069
... So about that Vivian oyakodon...
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>>4091079
I'm not usually one to request things, but if there's a possibility of a Marabaster lewd, well...
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>>4091079
>>4091098
You're in the wrong universe, bub.
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>>4088734

God those big eyes of Whitney staring up at you must be the best feeling in the world
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>>4091135
Imagine fluffing her hair in that scenario.
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>>4091211

[X] Fluff the floof
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>>4091069
This is fantastic.

I only just realized that you and Elby are different people (I'm dumb), so we have two drawfags working in the thread! I wish I'd realized sooner so I could give you credit where it's due. I've been hyping up only one of the two people who deserve it.

I'd love to see your interpretations of other characters too. Ones we've seen already, or other secondary characters, it's all good. Your spitroasting scene with Renee/Viv/Whitney was super hot, so lewd stuff is also welcome.

And whether or not you step up to bat with anything else, I might have to rethink my stance on Mara lewds now. That'll go for Elby too, if there's any lewd he'd like to see written.
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...God, I'm going to miss this thread when it's get shuffled off the board.

Thank you OP and others for making this one of the greatest fucking experiences I ever had in a quest.
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>>4091270
We've got at least one more to go!

... but this one has been special. Between the new drawfriends and the trivia bowl and... just everything, this has been a super special thread.

I love you, /fq/-tachi!
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>>4091264
Thanks OP! I'll probably stick to side charas since Elby's got a good thing going with the main cast.

Waifuwise I might take a crack at Stasi next, although Balalaika is a pretty tough act to follow. I'll have to read through her scenes again.

If not that, then Saul, Ken, or Fazil would be fun to do.
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>>4091323

What about Stackleford?

You can do him standing next to Snackleford!
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>>4091347
>before the russian mob
>after
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>>4091069
wtf I want to fuck Mara now
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>>4091264
>And whether or not you step up to bat with anything else, I might have to rethink my stance on Mara lewds now.

>>4091323
You hear that anon? You could have the power to make OP consider a Stasi lewd. I don't think it's any secret how much I'd love you for that.

Disregarding that though, I'd love to see your interpretations of her or any of the other secondary cast! There sure are a hell of a lot of options to choose from.
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>>4091264
>so we have two drawfags working in the thread!
Three. Don't forget our very own chartanon is also dabbling in drawfaggotry.
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>>4090530
yep, i enjoyed this one way too much. but for the sake of being canon, ill vote for >>4090583 this anons idea of it being a dream. it could even make the non-controversial version canon, like them waking up from said shared dream and obviously having to try and check it out for themselves
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>>4091069
Amber or Makoto would be good too.
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We're at the bottom of the board, lads. It was a good time.
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>>4092061
It was. I wanted to finish the Quiz Bowl arc in this thread, but with us about to fall off the board at any minute, I'll call it here.

I'll be taking a couple days off work for a long weekend next week, so let's begin part 2 then: Saturday February 29th at 9 PM EST. Getting the end of the OVA started on a leap day! We'll blow through the end of the quiz bowl and then move to more fun things.
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Carry on /fq/-tachi. Carry on.
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It's been a good ride, boys. See you in the next one.
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>>4092096
Thanks for everything OP-sama. See you soon~.
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>>4092096
>Saturday February 29th

Oh shit, it's a leap year
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>>4092096
Bye, OP!

Bye, /fq/!
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>>4092096
See you, Lewd Cowboy.
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Farewell blue quest ID. See you kids in a few weeks.
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>>4092096
Blessed thread.

See you all in two weeks.
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>>4092096
Oh good, I can stop refreshing.
Later quizdorks!
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>>4092189
>not just setting it to auto-update
C'mon, son.
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Before we fall off the board, one bit of (canon) Noelle lore. It's sometimes mentioned that she's of east Asian heritage, but it's never specified what her actual nationality is. She's actually mixed: Filipino and Taiwanese. This is the description I gave to Elby when he sat down to draw her.
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>>4092329
I want to go out for banh mi with Noelle and Renee! I really, really want to!
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>>4092329
>She's actually mixed: Filipino and Taiwanese.
>Filipino
That explains how she's so fucking cringy.
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>>4074686
>[X ] Option B!
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>>4092335
This.
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>>4092366
Additionally while holding noelles hand underneath the table.
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>>4092329
>Filipino

Hoooh boy.

>>4092337
You're right, but in the (probable) words of Noelle: Tanginamo 'dre wala kang etits gagoooo
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>>4092329
>She's actually mixed: Filipino and Taiwanese.
Now I regret the opportunities missed between Noelle and Chloe even more.

On the flip (heh) side, you'll probably get more Noelle fanart from decu now.
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>>4092096
I'll be waiting warmly, as always.

Until next time, /fq/!
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W-will you still be here when I wake up, /fq/-tachi?
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>>4092471
Only as a ghost. oooOOOooo

https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4047909/
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>>4092477
Wah! Don't spook me like that before bed, Chart-dono!
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i wanted to make something with all the families, but i couldnt, sorry /fq/ i have failed you
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>>4092497
Something that precious is definitely a success.
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>>4092497
This might be one of the best things uploaded to this thread.
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>>4092497
[x] You're great
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Then it gently slips beneath the waves.
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>>4092096
>February 29th
We should try to end it on 3/10, for obvious reasons
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>>4092497
Complete perfection.

I want to be forcibly inducted into Renee's family! I really, really want to!
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>>4092329
>Noelle is a Flip
Well then. A fellow gago.
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How are you still here, /fq/?

>>4092194
you can't auto-update the catalog!
>>4092329
That's interesting. I need to go back and remind myself of any shade she might have thrown at Chloe.
>>4092497
The Carteblooms are cute! CUTE!
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>>4092497
Fucking wonderful. Good stuff, Anonymous-dono.
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>>4092497
Oh god
It's so cute!
>tfw no Whitney to smoosh cheeks with
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>>4092826
Fuck Quest is gradually reminding me of that feel
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>>4092497
That's way too cute, anon.



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