OH SHIT NIGGER, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!In the last episode you unleashed an ancient super evil that is also your grandma in a neighboring island. One of your second in command, your younger brother, had to stay behind to hold her down while you bombed the island to smithereens. Sucks.Anyway, you're now back to your island base of operations, preparing for future conquest.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4046636also known as shopping
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4046642This, shopping can be interpreted as conquest
>>4046642"Uh, shopping for what, sis?" asked Luke, one of your younger brothers.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4046658School supplies as you said in >>4031041
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4046658You said Lilly needs school supplies. I wanted to buy her a new outfit. She has been wearing that piece of armor for months, it can't be good for her
>>4046668"But she likes LARPing"
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4046682Knights, castles and feudalism are a thing of the past. We've gotta slowly grow her out of it - a nice outfit should work!
>>4046682Can't she LARP in other suits of armor
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4046682>>4046686
>>4046685"Aw, okay. You're the boss. But all this medieval stuff aint so bad, once you get used to it" - skeleman who once was the only guy in the entire LARPing kingdom who wore a biker suit because he cou0ldn't get used to the medieval stuff
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4046704Even now he still looks more like a biker
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4046704Onwards to the mall!
>>4046707"A biker wearing plate armor"
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4046717To the mall
>>4046718Ah yes, the good ol' Skelemall.Also controlled by the United Shota Sniffing Republic
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4046731The perks of being the leader of the USSR - free stuff at the mall.Lets go buy a new outfit for Lilly, Luke
>>4046739"Uh, sure. Whaddaya have in mind?"
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4046753Something red
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4046753Well, she likes larping, but also maids, how about we buy her a maid costume or sumfin to wear on top of her armor, or a schoolgirl one
>>4046756"Yeah, of course"
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4046760Like a red...schoolgirl outfit...several sizes bigger to fit a top of armor
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4046760Also, something she can wear to school.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4046791What? She likes maids and it won't make her looks like a weirdo to the same degree, and do maids have? Skirts!
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4046791uhh.. maybe something without armor
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4046827Ehhh give her the helmet
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4046827Perfection. Buy it
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4046841Perfect, enough Lilly to be Lilly but also different for some character progression and stuff
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4046841Ditch helmet and buy it
>>4046846School girl outfit bought! The helmet is what she's always wearing anyway so if you want her to ditch it you could just tell her.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4046875Excellent!...pssst, shopkeeper, out of purely academic interest, do you have maid outfits, but, y'know, for little boys?
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4046875Take the outfit. Now, Luke, is there anything you want?
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4046916Okay...*cough* so Luke! Tell me, what's a biker without a bike?
>>4046917"I dunno, a hiker?"
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4046931RANDOM ENCOUNTER
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4046931Yes...so do you want a motorbike while were here?
>>4046936Random encounter, in the mall?!Roll 2d100
Rolled 76, 98 = 174 (2d100)>>4046955OH NO ITS THE PAPARAZZI
Rolled 21, 79 = 100 (2d100)>>4046955
>>4046959>98Luckily, it's only 1 guy trying to catch some sneaky photos of you
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4046973piledrive him
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4046973...wait are those...like actual eyes? IS THAT A FUCKING HUMAN!?
>>4046978OH SHIT! A HUMAN GOT ONTO THE ISLAND!
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4046998HOW DID HE GET ININTERROGATE HIM IMMEDIATELY
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4046999ROLL 2d100
Rolled 50, 45 = 95 (2d100)>>4047019URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 6, 46 = 52 (2d100)>>4047019He's slippery!
Rolled 43, 1 = 44 (2d100)>>4047019
>>4047021HE JUMPED OUTTA THE WAY! GET HIM!
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4047033Order Luke to intercept while we give chase!
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4047034ROOLLL 2d100!Intercepting Luke gives a +30 bonus!
Rolled 61, 43 = 104 (2d100)>>4047048LET'S DO THIS
>>4047050let's fucking go, holy shit I did it
>>4047050LUKE INTERCEPTS THE INTRUDER! SHOULDER CHECKING HIM AND MAKING HIM DIZZY! ALLOWING YOU TO SLAM HIS FACE STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND!
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4047073interrogate this punk, where did he come from, how did he get onto the island?
Rolled 93, 85 = 178 (2d100)>>4047081oh god where's the image
Rolled 15, 6 = 21 (2d100)>>4047081Oll?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4047081whoops
Rolled 60, 94 = 154 (2d100)>>4047085
>>4047085>>4047083Whoops is right. This dude aint one of your siblings. Your head slam knocked him the fuck out. Can't really answer questions right now
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4047097check his pockets if he's got like an ID or something
WTF this quest is amazing
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4047097Call for soldiers to detain human for future questioning. Get Luke to go buy you a pretzel.
>>4047101"He has nothing like that on him, sis. Guess he doesn't want anybody to know who he is in case he gets caught"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4047116Imprison him then, we'll question him when he's awake. For now, let's get you an ACTUAL motorcycle.
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4047116Summon some grunts and have him tossed in the dungeon. We can question him later
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4047116"So how old do you think he is? 13, 14? *gag* Over 18?"
>>4047119The intruder is taken away, meanwhile...I gotta uh, suspend things right now. Something came up, will continue later, shitipdates here:https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4047164damn, come back soon OP
>>4047164Good luck dude
Continuing in about 4 hours
>>4048785*gasp*threads at that hour are always the best ones
FINALY a human to self insert as.
it has been 4 hours
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>4049022So what do you want to buy, Luke?
>>4049026"Me? Uh well, Lilly does need some school supplies. Notebooks, pencils and whatnot"
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4049035I meant for yourself
>>4049036"Welll, didn't really think about it. I dunno"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4049039Think hard about your favorite things, like biking and wieners
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4049046Tell him that Quattro will be reopening his grill at the resort so that he can grill wieners to his heart's content
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4049055Go buy the school supplies while Luke keeps thinking
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4049068might as well buy two of everything since you should have Boy get new school supplies for...reasons
>>4049073Of course, reasons.
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4049080How's our uncle and Rasputin by the way
>>4049081Your people reports that the area is now covered in a weird impenetrable maelstrom. No visuals can be had of what's happening inside and none of our siege copters can get through
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4049101think about how your father would react to this
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4049101Get a cinnabon, ponder world domination
>>4049105You have my support fellow anon!
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4049109and then finally you will get that pony dad always promised you
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4049119Then you can meet someone you're not related to, have an island's worth of kids, divide them by color to fight over your empire...Geez, that's a lot of pressure. Do you even want that?
>>4049123...Also ponder why your dad did it.
>>4049123Probably not the divide your children by color and have them fight part.Why give over your rule to anyone else when you can be in power, FOREVERRRRRRR
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4049126>>4049124
>>4049128Well obviously it's because....uh......actually Dad never told you the reason, did he?
>>4049136Slightly related note do we even have a mom?We know dad is dad, but who is mom?
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>4049140Oh yeah forgot to roll my bad.
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4049136What about mommy ?
>>4049140Haven't you played the first skeleton island?
>>4049136>>4049140Shadowboss Jr, introduced in Villain Quest 2, sequel to Villain Quest and has a role in the first Skeleton Island.WE DON'T TALK ABOUT ZEBRA QUEST.
>>4049146Read a good bit of it, didn't catch the whole thing so i've probably missed on vital details.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4049136Call up the other important siblings, casually bring up the topic of why Dad was getting a successor in the first place.
>>4049145She didn't seem to opposed to the idea. As long as Dad doesn't wreck the house then it's probably okay
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4049160Also Dad was kind of a jerk
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4049160Assign some siblings to dig through whatever records Mom and Dad have about how this island's been run. We at least need to know if there are anymore eldritch family members sealed in tombs around here.also>>4049163
>>40491631"That's a matter of perspective!"
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4049176>>4049182
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4049182Let's finish up our shopping at the mall.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4049182>>4049176
>>4049189USSR personnel has been dispatched to collect mom and dad's records of island upkeep. While the memory of dad keeps insisting he's not THAT big of a jerk, honest
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4049193Whatever dad.Lets go back to Lilly's
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4049193>>4049195
>>4049197"Ah, so you're done?" asks Luke
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4049202Yes, we gotta give her this new outfit. Unless you have any last minute concerns hmmm?
>>4049204"Nah, not really. I'm good"
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4049207Knock on Lilly's door
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>4049209Roll 2d100
Rolled 29, 1 = 30 (2d100)>>4049214It's yo favorite sister, let us into the room
Rolled 17, 90 = 107 (2d100)>>4049214BANG BANG BANG
Rolled 27, 14 = 41 (2d100)>>4049214suuuup, I'm here with presents
Rolled 85, 46 = 131 (2d100)>>4049214
Rolled 61, 39 = 100 (2d100)>>4049223Oops.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4049243Show Lilly her new outfit
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4049243Interrogate Lilly if she made any new friends in school.Specifically boys. And why they don't visit
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4049253...I mean, *cough*, I bought you a new outfit
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>4049253Ahem, show Lilly the school uniform we got for her.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4049253Forcefully dress her
>>4049255"But this isn't armor...""Aw, c'mon Lilly. It's just a school uniform. You can still wear your armor at home"
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4049273Do it for the boys LillyDo it for the boys*drool*
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4049273Come ooon, you will become popular, and I would say you wouldn't be bullied but I'm pretty sure Luke just beats them up after school every time one tries to bully you
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4049273>>4049274>>4049276
Wait, is Luke a shadowspawn too?
>>4049277"That's true. I'll beat up the whole school for Lilly">>4049280He's a skelly, it's just his helmet
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4049288Including Boy?
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4049288Daddy and Uncle Texas would be proud...nevertheless, put on the uniform
>>4049296>Daddy and Uncle TexasThey would be disappointed that he only beat them up
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4049306Juh uh
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4049306yeah huh
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4049317roll to intimidate
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4049319Roll 2d100You have a +50Lilly has a +20
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4049333POWERRRR!!
Rolled 98, 6 = 104 (2d100)>>4049333quads, check em
Rolled 12, 6 = 18 (2d100)>>4049333pretty please, or I'll prohibit larping on MY island
Rolled 1, 25 = 26 (2d100)>>4049333>>4049338oh god
>>4049340>tfw roll three 98s in a row
>>4049341>tfw it backfires
>>4049319Holy shit, we wanted to scare her into getting changed, not pissing in her greaves.
>>4049338"NO! I WON'T WEAR THAT! AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" Lilly then pulls out her Skull Sword and takes up a fighting stance
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4049353YOU ARE CHALLENGING ME? LET'S FIGHT THEN
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4049364let's take it outside and not thrash Lilly's room, also a large crowd of our siblings gather to watch too
>>4049367>Cue jojo walk towards each other as crowd gathers outside.
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4049389This should be easy.Rush and disarm her
>>4049405That's not how this works fag
Rolled 920 (1d1000)>>4049395"We better stop this before it gets outta hand, Luke. Lilly's gonna get stomped""Ey! Don't count her out just yet! Lilly's tough! She won't go down that easy"ROLL....2d1020
Rolled 54, 800 = 854 (2d1020)>>4049419
Rolled 727, 623 = 1350 (2d1020)>>4049419
Rolled 938, 174 = 1112 (2d1020)>>4049419
Rolled 952, 131 = 1083 (2d1020)>>4049419
Rolled 61 (1d1000)>>4049435"OH SHIT" goes the crowdROLL 2D1020 TO DEFEND AGAINST HER COUNTER ATTACK!
Rolled 159, 411 = 570 (2d1020)>>4049449COUNTER HER COUNTER ATTACK
Rolled 411, 13 = 424 (2d1020)>>4049449
Rolled 814, 451 = 1265 (2d1020)>>4049449Lilly, this island is mine and when YOU go to school you represent ME. So put on the uniform.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4049489IT'S ALL OVER NOW LILLY! TAKE THIS TAKE THIS TAKE THIS
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4049489>>4049495This is how we dress her.
Rolled 103 (1d1000)>>4049495ROLL 2D1020
Rolled 620, 182 = 802 (2d1020)>>4049518
Rolled 257, 757 = 1014 (2d1020)>>4049518We are #1
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4049543Somehow we ended up dressing her up like a miniature version of us
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4049543She's wearing the clothes now.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4049558CuteBut try again
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4049558>>4049560
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4049583She is now dressed up in sci-fi gear
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4049623third times the charm
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4049631Put her in the uniform already
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4049631Its the old outfit again *cue tortured laughttrack*
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>4049631She is properly dressed now.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4049631Halloween skeleton costume
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4049655put on her knight hat
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4049655Put the helmet back on...
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4049655Perfect.You're all set now, Lilly! It looks good
>>4049665anon is a heartless monster
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4049655Check her bloomers
>>4049665Lilly has became grumpy and now refuses to talk to anyone.Luke is trying to talk to her, but so far no luck.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>4049694She'll get over it! Now lets go see if the human has recovered enough to be interrogated
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4049694Fine, you can keep the helmet
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4049694Put her helmet on.
>>4049703HAS THE HUMAN WAKE UP!? ROLL 2D100 TO FIND OUUUTTTSECOND ROLL IS THE RESULT:70-100: YES1-69: NO>0: IT'S 3 AM IN OP'S TIMEZONE SO I GOTTA GO TO SLEEP TO NOT FUCK UP MY LIVER
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>4049694She lost her hat privileges when she tried to fight back.
Rolled 90, 33 = 123 (2d100)>>4049723he's alive
Rolled 89, 5 = 94 (2d100)>>4049723He better not be a canadian
Rolled 6, 19 = 25 (2d100)>>4049723
Rolled 99, 41 = 140 (2d100)>>4049723
>>4049742>>4049732>>4049730>>4049726The Chosen One reports that the intruder is still alive. But he has not woke up. You beat his ass too hardAnyway. It's 3AM in my timezeon right now so I gotta sleep to not fuck up my liver. TO BE CONTINUED
>>4049754Are you Asian ?
>>4049769I do love eating dogs
>>4049754GOOD, you should watch your sleep cycle
>>4050132I disagree, he started posting when I went to sleep and I was happy to see it was still going by the time I got up. In fact, I think OP should stay up even later
>>4050249OP should upload his consciousness into a robot
24 ish hours til thread continues
yo, do you guys have any links to the previous Skeleton Island Thing?
>>4052083You can find it yourself easy anon. Find OP's twitter for starters, it's linked in this thread
>>4052083Check the ol' pastebin
inb4 Wuhan got OP
>>4053327Here lies OP, he never scored
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4053327Alright, let's check in on our satellite, is it almost ready to launch?
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4053332>>4053330
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4053327Stop hiding your ill-gotten gains
>>4053334"Almost, big sis. Should take about...."Roll 2d100
Rolled 7, 13 = 20 (2d100)>>4053336
Rolled 80, 69 = 149 (2d100)>>4053336
Rolled 38 (1d100)thread active? during workday? Not at night?What sorcery is this>>4053341no one bites the eye at "69" because we all know there is no sex in USSR
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4053341Can we pour resources into it to go faster?
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4053341>>4053342
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4053341Tell Marian to get those satellites up and running by the end of the week or I'm melting his skyscraper into a statue of me breaking his robot
>>4053347The Chosen One makes a quick phone call..."Ah, sorry, sis. There was an error in calculation. The actual completion time is 5 days"
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4053349Check to-do list
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4053349look at your schedule for rest of the day
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4053349Execute the phone for spreading false information.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4053349>>4053351
So we're basically controlling Mariam by fear, Quattro by bribery and Lilly by...something.
>>4053355Lilly by violence? Overbearing-ness?I think SS wants Marian to get his groove back, but has no patience for his bullshit.
>>4053351>>4053355As demonstrated above, violence, apparently. Then get Luke to sate her. Like a carrot and stick kinda deal
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4053358Let's do the last one, PLAN BIG CRIME
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4053358Let's get Rasputin back
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4053358>>4053360And Simon too
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>4053358First, we correct our spelling. "Aquire?"But nah, let's plan crime
>>4053360Right, time to plan the rescue operation then
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4053364Can we call our other Uncles to help?
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4053364Well since we ordered to cease production and start salvaging giant robots, I propose just to throw forces at problem till problem goes away.All of the forces
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4053364First we need to get through the impenetrable maelstrom. Could we go under it? Like use a big drill or something.
>>4053368"We could start building one. That means Marian will have to postpone the satellites though"
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4053374For how long?
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4053374Okay, a few days delay will be worth it
>>4053375"Well....Hey, Marian. Hypothetically. If Big Sis orders you to stop building that satellite and instead divert all factory workers and robots to building a giant subterranean drill, how long would that take? And let's say that, hypothetically, the threat of melting down your skyscraper into a statue depicting her destroying Gunbuster G is still on the table"
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4053382Continue!
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4053382Did Lilly's larping include any magical stuff? Can she like, make me an enchantment to get through or something?I'd ask about Quattro, but I don't see how alcohol or chill vibes are going to solve this.
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4053382Tell him if he does it quick enough I will ask Simon to help him in his robot dreams
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4053386"Oh and if you can do it real quick, she'll let Uncle Simon help you with your robot dreams. Rebuilding Gunbuster G and all that stuff"Roll 2d100
Rolled 1, 14 = 15 (2d100)>>4053388maybe this won't work
Rolled 61, 52 = 113 (2d100)>>4053388C'mon Marian
Rolled 64, 27 = 91 (2d100)>>4053388>95Jesus
>>4053392"errrrr.....sis? Marian got too excited and accidentally smacked the factory controls. The production robots are now going haywire and he gotta fix that before doing anything else"
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4053396Damn it, Marian
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4053396>>4053384
>>4053398"Nuh uh, no we don't have any of those""We don't?"
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4053406Wait, Luke did you say something
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4053406Let's ask Quattro anyway, maybe he'll redeem himself a little bitHe did have some abouts with Rasputin if I recall correctly
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4053406Darn, because I was going to build Lilly a castle on Great Grandma's island. I guess I'll just have to see if Quattro can help..."
>>4053410"Aaaah. Rasputin. My brother. My sweet, sweet brother. Did you know I was the first to win against him? It was me that took his champion's title away and inspired him to grow stronger. It was me who promised him we'd have a drink when he came back. Look at that, that's me when I won the tournament. Back when I was a contender. So young. So strong. So full of vigor"
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4053413>>4053412
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4053413Cool, cool, depressing, cool. So you wanna help me go save Rasputin? And maybe Uncle Simon?
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4053413It's not too late to get that drink with him. Just need your help saving him first
>>4053417"A castle, you say?"
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4053427The BIGGEST castle, you can imagine.
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4053427Ah, yes. It was supposed to be a gift. But now that the island is off-limits, what can I do?...
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4053427just make them both compete, if Lilly saves Rasputin - she gets a castleIf Quattro saves rasputing - he gest resort back
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4053427Yep, towers, moat, throne room, the works. Too bad there's no way to get there...
>>4053432>If Quattro saves rasputing - he gest resort backWe already gave his resort back
>>4053438With the amount he drinks, I bet we could trick him into accepting his own resort twice
>>4053430"THEN NO WORRIES! I CAN CALL UPON MY LOYAL MAID KNIGHTS AND RESCUE RASPUTIN IN NO TIME! THAT ISLAND IS AS GOOD AS OURS! LET'S GO, LUKE!"
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4053444What does Quattro even have
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4053444You wanna come to Quattro? Maybe stop lying around and do something? Maybe have an emotional journey that leaves you a bit wiser? Maybe try and earn some respect? Maybe punch Great Grandma in her Euclidean mouth to prove that just because you lost, you're not a loser?
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4053444>>4053445Quattro needs a mother figure>>4053438I thought that was mostly grill place, not all resort
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4053452Beat him up
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4053452"and Alcoholism..."
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4053452Alright, now that Lilly's handling the maelstrom, we gotta figure out what to about Greater Gram Gram. She's too powerful and soul eat-y to fight head on, so we'll need a distraction.Hey Quattro, you busy?
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4053452Can't argue with that
>>4053456"Ey! I can quit anytime I want!"
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4053467>>4053460
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4053467well skeletons don't have liver, so non-issue
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>4053467Tell Mariam that Lilly is doing the rescue and if he doesn't go an support her RIGHT NOW, he'll miss his chance
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4053476>>4053473
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4053476Well he WAS considered to be the strongest fighter on the island before Rasputin came back from hell, with drunken fist and all
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4053476now stop drinking and go help us rescue rasputin
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4053476"Brother no, that's Bone-ooze, you'll be jello!"
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4053476Show us your moves
>>4053479"DAS RIGHT!....Never mind these times...These times don't count"
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4053486Redeem yourself by helping us fight Great Grandma! I'll even throw in some VERY expensive vodka.
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4053486BEHIND YOU QUATTRO, SHE'S ABOUT TO TICK SOMETHING OFF HER TODO LIST
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4053486So you in or what?
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>4053486>>4053490and samogon
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4053488>>4053486
>>4053487"So you'd let me help?!"
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4053497Yesbut you have to wear red shirt with long sleews
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>4053497Yeah, go and charm the enemy, bring Bobby along and make him go first
>>4053501Quattro takes critical damage
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4053507Revive him by pouring alcohol on him
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4053507>>4053508
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4053507You can always go and save him on your own, prove yourself that way.Because going with us is easy mode.I'll give you your boat back if you decide to do that.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>4053507I bought that shirt for your birthday. You're not going to refuse my gift, are you?*use death glare*
>>4053512"I AINT NO HARDCORE GAMER. MY FAVORITE GENRE IS LIFE SIMS. ALL I DO IN THEM IS MAKE MY CHARACTERS GET DRUNK AND SLEEP"
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4053514>Life Simsok time to beat you up for that
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4053514so that's what amounts your respect to RasputinI'll let him know when I save him without you. That you chickened out.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4053514>>4053516"NYYEEEEEEEEHHH"Roll 2d100
Rolled 29, 33 = 62 (2d100)>>4053518URAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 63, 34 = 97 (2d100)>>4053518
Rolled 71, 28 = 99 (2d100)>>4053518Silently believe in Quattro.Cause you still have some respect for him as brother.
Rolled 7, 74 = 81 (2d100)>>4053518
Rolled 20, 88 = 108 (2d100)>>4053518
Rolled 82, 18 = 100 (2d100)>>4053518
>>4053524our only hope now is that lower means Quattro beats us up and gets his shit together
>>4053525oh no! Quattro has taken extreme emotional damage and had a nervous breakdown! He's now in a despair induced coma! How pathetic!Actually nah he's enraged and lost all rational thought
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4053531Time for us to fulfill our todo list. BEAT UP QUATTROLET'S FUCKING FIGHT
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4053531Beat the shit out of Quattro, make him wear red
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4053531Probably long sleeves were pushing it. Engage in combat.
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4053531>>4053532>>4053533>>4053534
Rolled 732 (1d1000)>>4053533Roll 2d1020!
Rolled 945, 641 = 1586 (2d1020)>>4053545URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 146, 769 = 915 (2d1020)>>4053545
Rolled 513, 109 = 622 (2d1020)>>4053545
Rolled 249, 263 = 512 (2d1020)>>4053545>>4053547good
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>4053572Quattro wasn't the best for nothing
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4053572Put on the shirt!
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4053572OH SHIT, HE'S ANGRY DRUNK
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4053572Somebody calmed down Quattro with cute sisters in swimsuit.
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4053585shush
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4053585Roundhouse kick this drunk back to submission
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4053585back to the fight with a KAIZA WAVE
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4053596>>4053589
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4053596>>4053591
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4053596back to the fight, try to make Quattro remember his worth thru sheer punching his weak self out of him
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4053596kite the enraged Quattro all the way to Grandma's place
>>4053605this is good
Rolled 554 (1d1000)>>4053605Roll 2d1020
Rolled 1010, 430 = 1440 (2d1020)>>4053610look Quattro, a kite!
Rolled 2, 703 = 705 (2d1020)>>4053610Red people are great at retreats and kiting, trust my Siberian blood>>4053613jesus christ
Rolled 156, 431 = 587 (2d1020)>>4053610>>4053613crap
Rolled 394, 893 = 1287 (2d1020)>>4053610>>4053613godamnit
Rolled 604, 53 = 657 (2d1020)>>4053610DICE GOD>>4053613WHY
Rolled 146 (1d1000)>>4053613QUATTRO THROWS A WALL AT YOU!ROLL 2D1020
Rolled 461, 514 = 975 (2d1020)>>4053628Try to kick him towards grandma
Rolled 266, 842 = 1108 (2d1020)>>4053628cast fist on a wall
>>4053631YOU SENT HIM FLYING!....Just across your island though, Grandma's island a bit far away
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4053645well that will cool him down eventually.Proceed to go and save Rasputin
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4053645Alright...sent out a team to follow him
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4053645Conscript Marian to help us fight Grandma too, he needs the training.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>4053645>>4053651Also tick kicking Quattro's ass off your to-do list
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4053645Send Betty to collect Quattro. Head to grandma island. Bring Bob along as Grandma bait, he's got objectively the most pinchable cheekbones.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4053670>>4053651Bring MARIAN, we need him so we can fight with all the four main siblings
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4053670Come on Bobby, what happened to bright eyes chill skelly who decided to hug all his opponents before battle after he already lost...unless you are the mirror universe one
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>4053670Pinch his cheekbones, their irresistible!
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4053670>>4053673this
>>4053677"That was Quattro tho. I don't remember hugging anybody"
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>4053694No that was you, in that tournament only sidekicks fought
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>4053694>>4053696This is mirror universe Bobby then
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>4053694>>4053676also we're here.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4053694Put him a sunglasses. He shall be Fake Quattro.
>>4053697"No it aint"
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4053707Weird, gonna investigate it later>We say, as we push the mirror one back with a kick on the face
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4053707quickly, grab him and capture
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4053707>>4053671
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4053707Let's get Marian on our grandma beatdown squad already
Doesn't grandmother drain power? Why would we send little sister there? Where is our uncle? Shouldn't we deal with the rampaging worker bots?
>>4053711"FACTORY IS CURRENTLY NOT UNDER CONTROL. PLEASE WAIT"
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4053716GOD DAMN IT MARIANCall in Equality Prime, it's motherfucking the final part of skeleton island 1 all over again
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4053716Marian, never ceases to dissappointgo with current party
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4053730Problem solved, Marian let's fucking goGather up your main siblings and HEAD TO GRANDMA ISLAND
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4053730Fucks sake, it looks depressed too, Marian, what did you do!
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4053730weren't all giant robots supposed to be dissasembled or something
>>4053732Of course, and you'll do it by.....boat.Lilly's forces have constructed a huge ass ship with a horn at the front to pierce through the magical maelstrom
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4053741Holy shit, that's badassWe need an entire navy just like this
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4053741Time to give a rousing speech for our maiden voyage/invasion.
Rolled 27 (1d100)>>4053741not enough guns /10
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>4053741She does know she can wear her armor outside of school, right? Either way, great job Lilly, I knew you are my second favorite sister right after Betty, speaking of, how's Quarro?
AND NOW.....suspending thread. Gotta get outta the house on some bizness. will continue later. Toodles.Updatesasdsadsa: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>4053750Thanks for the bread OP, glad I was able to catch ithave a good rest
So could we tick "Beat Up Quattro" off our list
So which skeleton siblings haven't been focused on yet
>>4053486>Quattro getting the shit beaten out of him was all in one part>the part where he lost everything
>>4055223Quattro will rise up from the ashes
>>4055226when he gets his own wine brand maybe
I figured it out! OP forgot Bobby's entire personality, maybe
>>4055414Bobby just haven't had a Snickers yet
Oh shit there's a part 2 now? I was part of the OG Quattro boys. Gonna have to start catching up on this shit.
>>4055414he'll probably retcon it as Bobby hiding his true personalityor maybe he just really hates shotasniffer that much
An update on Thursday morning?
>>4055879Caught up with what's happening so far. I miss coming to these threads, expect to see me in these threads again.
OP ran away with the money
>more than 12 hours
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4056635Wake up OP, it's time for your daily rations
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4056635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8G4tZbMmw
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>4056651GRAB 'IM
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4056651>>4056656
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4056651Hey guys I think he's actually dead this time. Let's all go home.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4056651>is seen eating a Snickers
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4056676Now back to the boat!
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4056676What changed Bobby? Or was he just a sociopath from day one and is only now showing his power level
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>4056676Now - wrest a rousing Shotasniffer speech from the aether
>>4056686Well, you see, it's because....
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4056696The chillsaders one. I remember it like it was yesterday. Quite the tragedy.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4056696scroll down that list
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4056696I feel like 3rd and 4th option has something in common
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4056707oh shit your hand slipped
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4056707Now let's hurry and get on that boat and tackle that maelstrom
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4056707Scroll down
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>4056707Lock in
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4056707Press all the buttons to annoy the other passengers
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>4056728decide via dice god
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4056728What's that at the bottom? Could it be a mystery box?
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4056728Probably all of them + alternate Bobby whispering to him every nightBack to ship
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4056738pick the ??? option, dark souls tier lore
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4056738dice god to rescue
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4056738Open it and see what's inside
>>4056741Of course. The real reason, is a mystery. An unknown piece of knowledge, unfortunately lost to the passage of time. Something that we might never know
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4056755Let's pierce through the Maelstrom now.
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4056755I bet he is just cranky cause someone ate his muffin like years agoor he is secretly in love in Shotasniffer and it comes out that way
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4056755Better tie him to the ships mast and sail to the island.
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>4056777off we go
>>4056779Aaaand yer off
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4056788do the titanic scene
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4056788Keep an eye out for all the terrible monsters that live in the ocean around your island
>>4056789Ah yes, that scene. You assert dominance against the ocean
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>4056799Feel sad because there is no shota to hold you from behind
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4056799See if the boat has an armory so we can take a cutlass or something
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4056799And then a megalodon attacks
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4056799order all non-essential crew to lift you, so you might tower over the ocean that much more
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4056808>>4056802
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4056808time for random encounter roll
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4056808And then two megalodons attack
>>4056809Let's go check
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4056816Let's see if we can get a new outfit too if the budget allows it
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4056816Let's get a bigger hat to really showcase our authority
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4056816Lilly's very excited to deck out her sister in pirate gear
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4056816Who's with us by the way, we need a roll call
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>4056816t-pose glitch stays for a bit
>>4056819So the bigger yer hat, the better yer authority
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>4056830No bigger the sister, bigger the authority. I just like big hats.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4056830Precisely, it needs to be at least bigger than the qms head. Maybe have a rocket it can shoot too.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4056830>>4056833So what does that make Lily
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>4056833
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4056833So when did these quests become a big game of dress-up exactly
>>4056843When it started
>>4056834QM? The hell's that? Sounds kinda gay
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4056847Ok who the hell are you
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4056847>>4056820
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4056847Quality ManagerWe don't have those here.
>>4056850A vision, from the voiiiidddd
Rolled 37 (1d100)Sail our ship over to collect the final brother and our really big hat
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4056853Does this spook us? Can skeletons get spooked if skeletons are supposed to spook?
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>4056853>>4056822
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4056853Before we do anything else, let's check and make sure someone actually knows how to sail a ship is on board
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4056850Okay this: >>4056854 - but make sure the hat can shoot rockets so we can use it to shoot the maelstrom or great-grandma or whateverThen roll-call
>>4056856Of course not! Always the spooker, never the spooked!
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>4056865Exven if it's Lolisniffer?
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4056865Bitchin'.>>4056863
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4056865Shotasniffer's been unspookable since her mom taught her about skeleton puberty
>>4056868Let's see. Aside from the generic soldiers and underlings you've brought, with you are:- Chosen One and Betty- Lilly, Luke and Olessa- Quattro down in the brig after Betty found him knocked out in a ditch and Bobby tied to the ship's mast- Marian, the VP and the Director has just finished cleaning up the factory and resumed production. They'll be following you later on their own boat
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>4056879Talk to Olessa, she doesn't get much screen time
>>4056882"It's okay. I don't like to talk much anyway."
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4056887You prefer fishing and telling Luke to do his chores?
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>4056887Oh ok. You wanna fish with me while we wait to get to the island?
Rolled 52 (1d100)>Quattro caught off screenhuh>>4056887I don't even know who she is
>>4056890"Yeah, and hitting things. And just generally telling Luke to do things"
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4056896so when is the wedding
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4056896So is this boat really going to get us through the maelstrom? Or is Lilly just kind of hoping?
>>4056897"I'm sorry what"
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>4056901It's a joke Olessa, I'm hilarious. Every one says so, usually while looking terrified.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>4056901You look more like a sasquatch than you do a skelewoman
>>4056907"Eh. I was always bigger than the rest of our sisters. Armor probably didn't help. But eh. Doesn't really bother me"
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>4056914Well at least you know incest is wrong, unlike certain green people
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>4056914>>4056900
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4056914Can you punch us? I want to see how hard you could punch us.
>>4056918"Well, hopefully it'll get the job done. The giant horn at the front of the ship was made using unicorn bones and bone kingdom magic. Lilly's planning to ram it through the barrier"
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>4056923but can it be a drill?
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4056926Random Event
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>4056926>>4056928Call ship "Black Iron" if it can.
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>4056926Can we put explosives inside of it and launch it as a missile drill though?
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>4056928Eh, good enough, too bad the engineering team is not here right now, how are they doing?
>>4056935"The Submarine is almost ready, Marian""Good, we'll catch up to them in no time"
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4056944Man, Mariam has been improving ever since the stare, looks like he want to get Simon's help that badly.
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4056944Hey, whatever happened to that Cyber Squid green used to have?
>>4056947Soon, the Robopocalypse shall begin, then they'd all be sorry.
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4056953"What was that, boss?"
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>4056953Shotasniffer texts Marian: "We are cancelling the Robobpocalypse. :P"
>>4056958In any case. Your ship is making its way closer and closer to the battle zone.Hope nothing bad happens along the way!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4056965roll for encounter
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>4056965something bad happens along the wayTo Marian
>>4056967>MarianAt least let him have his fun untill we beat the shit out of him and his robot overlords again
>>4056967As you make your way towards the island, by sheer coincidence, Marian fell down the stairs
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4056973>>4056966
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4056973>>4056966
>>4056976And as he kept falling down the stairs and regretting the fact that he made the stairs to be so high in the first place, you see...something in the distance ocean.What's that?!Roll 2d10090-100: Eh, just some fish60-89: Oh shit it's a big assfish40-59: Oh shit it's 2 big assfishes20-39: A legion of hostile fishmen patrolling the waters with their bigass fishes10-19: Ancient sea monsters, roused from their slumber due to your great grandma1-9: Rasputin
Rolled 26, 15 = 41 (2d100)>>4056983
Rolled 98, 41 = 139 (2d100)>>4056983
>>4056986Olessa's going to be happy
>>4056983>rasputin is the lowest dice rollThis does not sound good
Rolled 81, 25 = 106 (2d100)>>4056983
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>4056986OH SHIT TWO HUGE FISHIES! THEY'RE ATTACKING THE SHIP! ROLL 2D100
Rolled 38, 27 = 65 (2d100)>>4056992That's a big fish.
Rolled 47, 10 = 57 (2d100)>>4056992
Rolled 70, 37 = 107 (2d100)>>4056992bonus, if we tame them, they can drag the ship
Rolled 60, 19 = 79 (2d100)>>4056992OH SHIT NIGGA CAN I SAVE IT
>>4056999The creatures slammed into the ship! We're taking damage!
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>4057005GRAB A HARPOON AND DIVE AFTER ONE
Rolled 207 (1d900)>>4057006ROLL 2D1020
Rolled 39, 597 = 636 (2d1020)>>4057012STRIKE WITH THE POWER OF POSEIDON BY OUR SIDEURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4057025NOW SCARE THE OTHER OFF USING INTIMIDATION
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4057025THIS IS HOW YOU FISH FOR SHARKS
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>4057025Wedge that straight through into his brain
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4057025Intimidate the other fish to serve as your steed
Rolled 831 (1d900)>>4057029ROLL 2D1020+50 bonus
Rolled 292, 801 = 1093 (2d1020)>>4057041SUFFER ME NOW
Rolled 753, 805 = 1558 (2d1020)>>4057041
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4057052We're eating shark tonight
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>4057052Can we turn the dead shark into an undead ocean steed?
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4057054Roll 2d100 to have the Bone Kingdom personnel work their magic
Rolled 44, 12 = 56 (2d100)>>4057059That magic is proving useful!
Rolled 88, 6 = 94 (2d100)>>4057059C'mon...
Rolled 98, 28 = 126 (2d100)>>4057059>>4057064Oops.
>>4057065Ah shit they accidentally overcharged it. The giant shark corpse exploded
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>4057069Oh well, let's go to grandma island now.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4057069maybe this is why Dad never gave you a pony
>>4057073Suddenly, you have a vision, of a distant conversation your dad had with your mom, a long time ago"I can't get her a pony! She'll just explode it!"Perhaps this could be the reason! Perhaps you decided to NOT remember this to justify your actions!OR PERHAPS you're remembering it wrong, this memory is wrong! You will get that pony!
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>4057083holy shit, this is why Dad will never give us the pony
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>4057083Screw you Dad, I'll get that pony even if I have to kill every other pony on the planet!To Grandma's Island!
>>4057086Nevertheless, the voyage can now resume
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4057096Ram through the Maelstrom surrounding the island now
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>4057096Has marian reached us yet
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>4057103PUSH THROUGH WITH ONE FINAL URAAAAAAAAAH
Rolled 127 (1d1000)>>4057104ROLL 2d1020The maelstrom has a +100 bonus
Rolled 769, 788 = 1557 (2d1020)>>4057107URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>4057110You got through!
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>4057122make a cheeky one liner like "there is nothign I can't pierce thru"
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4057122Our ram seems excited, give it a treat of calcium
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4057122It's worse on the inside
>>4057125The crew gives the ship's head some milk. It is pleased.AND NOW.....I will have to leave for a bit, holiday season aint over so relatives are still visting, will continue later.fack
>>4057127Thanks for bread OP
>>4057129Watchout tho, it's kinda moldy
>>4057130It's a bonebreadSolid Calciumit doesn't mold
>>4057127Just how many relatives do you have?
>>4057426He has mentioned a grandma and a brother
Truly Bobby's turn to jerkassery will never be knownBut we all know that it's because Super Robot Season 3 was terrible due to new writers
>>4058123Fork off it was entertaining eve if it did outstay its welcome due to Curse and OP forgetting the entire plotline
>>4058230It was pretty shart
>>4058230>liking FesterFester was the cancer of the show
>>4057426An entire extended family, basically
>>4058827In about 6 years
>>4058230Character bloat was real. Heath & Cliff barely did anything relevant and anon participation was low. But there were some good moments. Fester-Edward interactions were the best part
>>4058865That's because Edward carried it
>>4058865I agree, bringing characters other than original 4 was a mistake, even then Dai was just kinda there
>>4058872After SRP3, Edward was admitted into Space Hospital. Due to spinal complications, arisen from having to carry the entire quest on his back
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4059129back to regularly scheduled story
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>4059131>>4059132
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>4059129weed song intensifies
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>4059131Drink milk
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4059140what does the sail have to say about it
>>4059142Welp. There goes our 100
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4059153OP comes back after remembering his self-esteem is directly tied to strangers on the internet rolling fake dice at him while screaming
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>4059153Well? Get him back!
>>4059154No it isn't
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>4059157GET HIM
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>4059157lure OP with some fanart
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4059157Yeah, yeah. You do this because for "art practice" and "creativity". Just take the dice roll.
>>4059161Shaddup. I can quit anytime I want.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>4059165Of course you can. But in the meantime, let's see how the skeletons are doing now that they're past the maelstrom.
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4059165Just like Quattro and his wine addiction
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4059165suuuuuuuuuuuuure
>>4059167OH MY GOD THEY'RE DEAD!
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>4059171looks like OP needs to be lynched
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>4059171Again? Time to start over as Simon.
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4059171I mean yeah, they're skeletons. But what are they DOING?
>>4059175Sailing to that beach over there
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>4059180search for simon and rasputin
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>4059180seems like a good place for beach house
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>4059180Uncle Siiiiiiimon!Raaaaaasppuuuuutiiiin!
>>4059181Well, obviously. Just follow the sound of epic battle! Surely Uncle Simon and Rasputin is still holding out!
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>4059190Follow the noise!
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>4059190get quattro out of cage too before following
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>4059190If they're still battling it's a good sign>>4059192
>>4059193"Ooooh geez....what did I do last night?...Oh hey, Chosen One, Betty. I got a pretty big hangover right now...where am I?"Roll 2d100 to listen for the sounds of battle70-100: Over that hill! A battle is raging!30-69: Silence! Oh no1-29: Something's coming over here!
Rolled 9, 88 = 97 (2d100)>>4059195
Rolled 90, 14 = 104 (2d100)>>4059195
Rolled 70, 79 = 149 (2d100)>>4059195being a wuss mostly
>>4059198YOU DOOMED US ALL
>>4059198oh hey something's coming over here
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>4059206duck!
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>4059206DOOODGE
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>4059206OH SHIT IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR USDODGE DODGE DODGE
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>4059206Fire cannons!
Rolled 165 (1d1000)>>4059208Roll 2d1000
Rolled 933, 490 = 1423 (2d1000)>>4059214
Rolled 469, 802 = 1271 (2d1000)>>4059214we could probably fuck up a roll like this
Rolled 24, 92 = 116 (2d1000)>>4059214
Rolled 677, 479 = 1156 (2d1000)>>4059214ez dodge
>>4059215Woah shit, something swooped past!
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4059233What was that?
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>4059233Was it the kraken?
>>4059235IT'S....Roll 2d10080-100: The Kraken50-79: Simon10-49: Rasputin1-9: All of the above
Rolled 9, 97 = 106 (2d100)>>4059233
Rolled 58, 94 = 152 (2d100)>>4059240How can that be all of the above?
>>4059244the enemy being so powerful that it took on all three and won
Rolled 21, 22 = 43 (2d100)>>4059240
>all the aboveOh no
i am experiencing tech difficulties, please hold
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>4059261stupid viet internet
Alright, it's probably okay now. Shieeet.Anyway, it's the GSG's Cyber Kraken. Marian's pet!
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>4059278From far away, Marian suddenly gets a bad feeling
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>4059278Is it possessed? It's possessed isnt it?
>>4059288"I suddenly have a bad feeling" - Marian, who is having a bad feeling
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>4059298TAKOYAKI TIME
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>4059298Is he on the way yet
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>4059298Punch kraken
>>4059302The GSG Sub is a go!Boy wouldn't this would have helped during Skeleton Island 1
>>4059311leave the kracken for martin to find and go deeper into the island
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>4059315
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4059311>>4059315Let's hope it's just knocked out
>>4059319>>4059315MArtin? Who the hell's Martin?
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>4059325the green one, whos name is not worth remembering correctly
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4059325Ship's cook, specialized in seafood
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>4059325Afro Skeleton
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>4059325Continue on
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>4059329Of course.Anyway, the cyber Kraken is attacking. Oh shit ROLL 2D100!
Rolled 21, 15 = 36 (2d100)>>4059344
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4059344PUNCH THE CORRUPTION OUT OF IT
Rolled 41, 10 = 51 (2d100)>>4059344>>4059347
Rolled 82, 35 = 117 (2d100)>>4059344it's so weak, cook Martin could chop it himself
>>4059354do you have something against squids
o hey it missed
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>4059359Punch it
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>4059359Pinch it
>>4059355They are delicious
Rolled 928 (1d1000)>>4059362Don't do it too hard. Marian may get sad you killed his Cyber Squid when it's being possessedRoll 2d1020
Rolled 964, 199 = 1163 (2d1020)>>4059377punch the corruption out
Rolled 924, 522 = 1446 (2d1000)>>4059377Nothing for him to worry about then
Rolled 332, 451 = 783 (2d1020)>>4059377
Rolled 806, 926 = 1732 (2d1020)>>4059377
>>4059378Ooh, it's a slippery one
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>4059392Is anyone else going to help with fighting it
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>4059392Wrap it with its own tentacles
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4059392Intimidation
Rolled 813 (1d1000)>>4059396ROLL 2D1020It has a +700 Bonus
Rolled 949, 531 = 1480 (2d1020)>>4059400Take this
Rolled 960, 299 = 1259 (2d1020)>>4059400dried octopus would go well with beer
Rolled 709, 220 = 929 (2d1020)>>4059400Shieeet
Rolled 302, 12 = 314 (2d1000)>>4059400
>>4059402Whatever hold Grandma had on it, it's too strong for you to break through! Betty tackled you out of the way of an oncoming tentacle while you were trying to intimidate it! The rest joined up in attacking the Cyber Quid!
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>4059409may be it's her way to pickle it?
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>4059409Call in everyone not imprisoned to subdue the beast
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>4059429MORE DAKKA!
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>4059429Beat him up together with Lilly and Quattro
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>4059429>>4059430there is no thing which can't be solved with more lead
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>4059445Surely, this is sufficient dakka to destroy the thing
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>4059445BIGGER ONE
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>4059447dice god knows the truth
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>4059463Okay, it's gotta be dead now
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>4059463Gonna join in Marian?