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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part (...) 01/25/20(Sat)12:53:40 No.4046636

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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part 2 Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)12:53:40 No.4046636 Archived

OH SHIT NIGGER, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!

In the last episode you unleashed an ancient super evil that is also your grandma in a neighboring island. One of your second in command, your younger brother, had to stay behind to hold her down while you bombed the island to smithereens. Sucks.

Anyway, you're now back to your island base of operations, preparing for future conquest.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/25/20(Sat)12:55:25 No.4046642

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/25/20(Sat)12:55:25 No.4046642

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4046636
also known as shopping

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)12:56:26 No.4046645

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)12:56:26 No.4046645

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4046642
This, shopping can be interpreted as conquest

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)13:00:35 No.4046658

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)13:00:35 No.4046658

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>>4046642
"Uh, shopping for what, sis?" asked Luke, one of your younger brothers.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/25/20(Sat)13:03:52 No.4046667

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/25/20(Sat)13:03:52 No.4046667

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4046658
School supplies as you said in >>4031041

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)13:04:43 No.4046668

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)13:04:43 No.4046668

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4046658
You said Lilly needs school supplies. I wanted to buy her a new outfit. She has been wearing that piece of armor for months, it can't be good for her

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)13:11:10 No.4046682

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)13:11:10 No.4046682

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>>4046668
"But she likes LARPing"

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)13:12:44 No.4046685

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)13:12:44 No.4046685

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4046682
Knights, castles and feudalism are a thing of the past. We've gotta slowly grow her out of it - a nice outfit should work!

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/25/20(Sat)13:12:46 No.4046686

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/25/20(Sat)13:12:46 No.4046686

>>4046682
Can't she LARP in other suits of armor

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/25/20(Sat)13:13:47 No.4046689

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/25/20(Sat)13:13:47 No.4046689

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4046682
>>4046686

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)13:21:11 No.4046704

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)13:21:11 No.4046704

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>>4046685
"Aw, okay. You're the boss. But all this medieval stuff aint so bad, once you get used to it" - skeleman who once was the only guy in the entire LARPing kingdom who wore a biker suit because he cou0ldn't get used to the medieval stuff

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/25/20(Sat)13:22:49 No.4046707

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/25/20(Sat)13:22:49 No.4046707

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4046704
Even now he still looks more like a biker

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)13:24:41 No.4046713

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)13:24:41 No.4046713

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4046704
Onwards to the mall!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)13:29:22 No.4046717

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)13:29:22 No.4046717

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>>4046707
"A biker wearing plate armor"

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/25/20(Sat)13:30:41 No.4046718

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/25/20(Sat)13:30:41 No.4046718

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4046717
To the mall

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)13:36:36 No.4046731

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)13:36:36 No.4046731

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>>4046718
Ah yes, the good ol' Skelemall.

Also controlled by the United Shota Sniffing Republic

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)13:39:31 No.4046739

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)13:39:31 No.4046739

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4046731
The perks of being the leader of the USSR - free stuff at the mall.
Lets go buy a new outfit for Lilly, Luke

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)13:46:35 No.4046753

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)13:46:35 No.4046753

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>>4046739
"Uh, sure. Whaddaya have in mind?"

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)13:48:10 No.4046756

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)13:48:10 No.4046756

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4046753
Something red

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)13:48:21 No.4046757

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)13:48:21 No.4046757

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4046753
Well, she likes larping, but also maids, how about we buy her a maid costume or sumfin to wear on top of her armor, or a schoolgirl one

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)13:49:59 No.4046760

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)13:49:59 No.4046760

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>>4046756
"Yeah, of course"

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)13:50:57 No.4046764

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)13:50:57 No.4046764

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4046760
Like a red...schoolgirl outfit...several sizes bigger to fit a top of armor

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)13:51:11 No.4046765

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)13:51:11 No.4046765

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4046760
Also, something she can wear to school.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)14:01:36 No.4046791

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)14:01:36 No.4046791

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>>4046764

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)14:03:03 No.4046798

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)14:03:03 No.4046798

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4046791
What? She likes maids and it won't make her looks like a weirdo to the same degree, and do maids have? Skirts!

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)14:04:42 No.4046804

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)14:04:42 No.4046804

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4046791
uhh.. maybe something without armor

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)14:12:04 No.4046827

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)14:12:04 No.4046827

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>>4046804
>>4046804

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)14:12:43 No.4046833

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)14:12:43 No.4046833

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4046827
Ehhh give her the helmet

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)14:14:38 No.4046840

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)14:14:38 No.4046840

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4046827
Perfection. Buy it

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)14:15:05 No.4046841

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)14:15:05 No.4046841

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>>4046833

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)14:16:13 No.4046846

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)14:16:13 No.4046846

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4046841
Perfect, enough Lilly to be Lilly but also different for some character progression and stuff

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)14:21:23 No.4046861

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)14:21:23 No.4046861

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4046841
Ditch helmet and buy it

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)14:24:27 No.4046875

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)14:24:27 No.4046875

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>>4046846
School girl outfit bought! The helmet is what she's always wearing anyway so if you want her to ditch it you could just tell her.

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)14:26:10 No.4046880

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)14:26:10 No.4046880

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4046875
Excellent!...pssst, shopkeeper, out of purely academic interest, do you have maid outfits, but, y'know, for little boys?

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)14:27:12 No.4046886

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)14:27:12 No.4046886

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4046875
Take the outfit.
Now, Luke, is there anything you want?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)14:36:29 No.4046916

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)14:36:29 No.4046916

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>>4046880
"Uh, n-no?"

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)14:37:03 No.4046917

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)14:37:03 No.4046917

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4046916
Okay...*cough* so Luke! Tell me, what's a biker without a bike?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)14:43:20 No.4046931

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)14:43:20 No.4046931

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>>4046917
"I dunno, a hiker?"

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)14:44:56 No.4046936

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)14:44:56 No.4046936

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4046931
~~RANDOM ENCOUNTER~~

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)14:45:21 No.4046939

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)14:45:21 No.4046939

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4046931
Yes...so do you want a motorbike while were here?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)14:49:58 No.4046955

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)14:49:58 No.4046955

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>>4046936
Random encounter, in the mall?!

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)14:51:20 No.4046959

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)14:51:20 No.4046959

Rolled 76, 98 = 174 (2d100)

>>4046955
OH NO ITS THE PAPARAZZI

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)14:51:22 No.4046960

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)14:51:22 No.4046960

Rolled 21, 79 = 100 (2d100)

>>4046955

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)14:57:41 No.4046973

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)14:57:41 No.4046973

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>>4046959
>98

Luckily, it's only 1 guy trying to catch some sneaky photos of you

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/25/20(Sat)14:58:23 No.4046976

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/25/20(Sat)14:58:23 No.4046976

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4046973
piledrive him

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)14:58:37 No.4046978

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)14:58:37 No.4046978

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4046973
...wait are those...like actual eyes? IS THAT A FUCKING HUMAN!?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)15:06:06 No.4046998

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)15:06:06 No.4046998

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>>4046978
OH SHIT! A HUMAN GOT ONTO THE ISLAND!

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/25/20(Sat)15:06:52 No.4046999

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/25/20(Sat)15:06:52 No.4046999

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4046998
HOW DID HE GET IN
INTERROGATE HIM IMMEDIATELY

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)15:13:23 No.4047019

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)15:13:23 No.4047019

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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4046999
ROLL 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/25/20(Sat)15:13:45 No.4047021

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/25/20(Sat)15:13:45 No.4047021

Rolled 50, 45 = 95 (2d100)

>>4047019
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)15:14:17 No.4047023

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)15:14:17 No.4047023

Rolled 6, 46 = 52 (2d100)

>>4047019
He's slippery!

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)15:15:28 No.4047026

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)15:15:28 No.4047026

Rolled 43, 1 = 44 (2d100)

>>4047019

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)15:18:08 No.4047033

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)15:18:08 No.4047033

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>>4047021
HE JUMPED OUTTA THE WAY! GET HIM!

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/25/20(Sat)15:18:46 No.4047034

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/25/20(Sat)15:18:46 No.4047034

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4047033
Order Luke to intercept while we give chase!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)15:25:51 No.4047048

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)15:25:51 No.4047048

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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4047034
ROOLLL 2d100!

Intercepting Luke gives a +30 bonus!

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/25/20(Sat)15:26:15 No.4047050

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/25/20(Sat)15:26:15 No.4047050

Rolled 61, 43 = 104 (2d100)

>>4047048
LET'S DO THIS

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/25/20(Sat)15:27:16 No.4047053

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/25/20(Sat)15:27:16 No.4047053

>>4047050
let's fucking go, holy shit I did it

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)15:37:45 No.4047073

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)15:37:45 No.4047073

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>>4047050
LUKE INTERCEPTS THE INTRUDER! SHOULDER CHECKING HIM AND MAKING HIM DIZZY! ALLOWING YOU TO SLAM HIS FACE STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND!

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/25/20(Sat)15:38:43 No.4047076

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/25/20(Sat)15:38:43 No.4047076

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4047073
interrogate this punk, where did he come from, how did he get onto the island?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)15:42:00 No.4047081

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)15:42:00 No.4047081

>>4047076
OLL 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/25/20(Sat)15:42:34 No.4047083

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/25/20(Sat)15:42:34 No.4047083

Rolled 93, 85 = 178 (2d100)

>>4047081
oh god where's the image

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)15:42:52 No.4047084

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)15:42:52 No.4047084

Rolled 15, 6 = 21 (2d100)

>>4047081
Oll?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)15:43:03 No.4047085

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)15:43:03 No.4047085

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4047081
whoops

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/25/20(Sat)15:44:43 No.4047089

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/25/20(Sat)15:44:43 No.4047089

>>4047085
Skele-Jesus!

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)15:45:00 No.4047091

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)15:45:00 No.4047091

Rolled 60, 94 = 154 (2d100)

>>4047085

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)15:48:35 No.4047097

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)15:48:35 No.4047097

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>>4047085
>>4047083
Whoops is right. This dude aint one of your siblings. Your head slam knocked him the fuck out. Can't really answer questions right now

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/25/20(Sat)15:49:09 No.4047101

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/25/20(Sat)15:49:09 No.4047101

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4047097
check his pockets if he's got like an ID or something

Anonymous (ID: A3I3YIgZ)
01/25/20(Sat)15:52:24 No.4047108

Anonymous (ID: A3I3YIgZ) 01/25/20(Sat)15:52:24 No.4047108

WTF this quest is amazing

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/25/20(Sat)15:53:33 No.4047110

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/25/20(Sat)15:53:33 No.4047110

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4047097
Call for soldiers to detain human for future questioning. Get Luke to go buy you a pretzel.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)15:57:21 No.4047116

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)15:57:21 No.4047116

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>>4047101
"He has nothing like that on him, sis. Guess he doesn't want anybody to know who he is in case he gets caught"

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/25/20(Sat)15:58:56 No.4047118

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/25/20(Sat)15:58:56 No.4047118

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4047116
Imprison him then, we'll question him when he's awake. For now, let's get you an ACTUAL motorcycle.

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/25/20(Sat)15:59:32 No.4047119

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/25/20(Sat)15:59:32 No.4047119

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4047116
Summon some grunts and have him tossed in the dungeon. We can question him later

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/25/20(Sat)16:00:33 No.4047122

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/25/20(Sat)16:00:33 No.4047122

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4047116
"So how old do you think he is? 13, 14? *gag* Over 18?"

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/25/20(Sat)16:15:22 No.4047164

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/25/20(Sat)16:15:22 No.4047164

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>>4047119
The intruder is taken away, meanwhile...I gotta uh, suspend things right now. Something came up, will continue later, shit

ipdates here:
https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/25/20(Sat)16:16:28 No.4047169

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/25/20(Sat)16:16:28 No.4047169

>>4047164
damn, come back soon OP

Anonymous (ID: zy0j8kci)
01/25/20(Sat)16:25:42 No.4047199

Anonymous (ID: zy0j8kci) 01/25/20(Sat)16:25:42 No.4047199

>>4047164
Good luck dude

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)04:26:49 No.4048785

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)04:26:49 No.4048785

Continuing in about 4 hours

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)04:58:31 No.4048827

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)04:58:31 No.4048827

>>4048785
*gasp*
threads at that hour are always the best ones

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)05:02:48 No.4048838

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)05:02:48 No.4048838

FINALY a human to self insert as.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)08:33:20 No.4049022

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)08:33:20 No.4049022

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it has been 4 hours

Anonymous (ID: 4fw49ZUQ)
01/26/20(Sun)08:40:42 No.4049026

Anonymous (ID: 4fw49ZUQ) 01/26/20(Sun)08:40:42 No.4049026

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4049022
So what do you want to buy, Luke?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)08:46:23 No.4049035

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)08:46:23 No.4049035

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>>4049026
"Me? Uh well, Lilly does need some school supplies. Notebooks, pencils and whatnot"

Anonymous (ID: 4fw49ZUQ)
01/26/20(Sun)08:49:55 No.4049036

Anonymous (ID: 4fw49ZUQ) 01/26/20(Sun)08:49:55 No.4049036

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4049035
I meant for yourself

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)08:55:44 No.4049039

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)08:55:44 No.4049039

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>>4049036
"Welll, didn't really think about it. I dunno"

Anonymous (ID: YDoukJaa)
01/26/20(Sun)08:59:12 No.4049042

Anonymous (ID: YDoukJaa) 01/26/20(Sun)08:59:12 No.4049042

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4049039
Think hard about your favorite things, like biking and wieners

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)09:03:32 No.4049046

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)09:03:32 No.4049046

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>>4049042

Anonymous (ID: YDoukJaa)
01/26/20(Sun)09:08:36 No.4049053

Anonymous (ID: YDoukJaa) 01/26/20(Sun)09:08:36 No.4049053

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4049046
Tell him that Quattro will be reopening his grill at the resort so that he can grill wieners to his heart's content

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)09:10:39 No.4049055

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)09:10:39 No.4049055

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>>4049053

Anonymous (ID: YDoukJaa)
01/26/20(Sun)09:11:31 No.4049057

Anonymous (ID: YDoukJaa) 01/26/20(Sun)09:11:31 No.4049057

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4049055
Go buy the school supplies while Luke keeps thinking

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)09:19:01 No.4049068

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)09:19:01 No.4049068

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>>4049057

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)09:21:42 No.4049073

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)09:21:42 No.4049073

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4049068
might as well buy two of everything since you should have Boy get new school supplies for...reasons

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)09:27:31 No.4049080

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)09:27:31 No.4049080

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>>4049073
Of course, reasons.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)09:29:13 No.4049081

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)09:29:13 No.4049081

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4049080
How's our uncle and Rasputin by the way

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY)
01/26/20(Sun)09:30:10 No.4049082

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY) 01/26/20(Sun)09:30:10 No.4049082

>>4049081
RASPUTIN??
why rasputin?

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)09:31:33 No.4049083

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)09:31:33 No.4049083

>>4049082
>>4030598

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY)
01/26/20(Sun)09:34:26 No.4049088

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY) 01/26/20(Sun)09:34:26 No.4049088

>>4049083
Huh, okay

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)09:47:34 No.4049101

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)09:47:34 No.4049101

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>>4049081
Your people reports that the area is now covered in a weird impenetrable maelstrom. No visuals can be had of what's happening inside and none of our siege copters can get through

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)09:48:20 No.4049103

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)09:48:20 No.4049103

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4049101
think about how your father would react to this

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/26/20(Sun)09:48:47 No.4049105

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/26/20(Sun)09:48:47 No.4049105

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4049101
Get a cinnabon, ponder world domination

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY)
01/26/20(Sun)09:53:25 No.4049108

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY) 01/26/20(Sun)09:53:25 No.4049108

>>4049105
You have my support fellow anon!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)09:56:30 No.4049109

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)09:56:30 No.4049109

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>>4049105

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)09:58:11 No.4049111

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)09:58:11 No.4049111

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4049109
and then finally you will get that pony dad always promised you

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)10:06:57 No.4049119

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)10:06:57 No.4049119

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>>4049111

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/26/20(Sun)10:09:19 No.4049123

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/26/20(Sun)10:09:19 No.4049123

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4049119
Then you can meet someone you're not related to, have an island's worth of kids, divide them by color to fight over your empire...

Geez, that's a lot of pressure. Do you even want that?

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY)
01/26/20(Sun)10:10:50 No.4049124

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY) 01/26/20(Sun)10:10:50 No.4049124

>>4049123
...Also ponder why your dad did it.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)10:11:50 No.4049126

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)10:11:50 No.4049126

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>>4049123
Probably not the divide your children by color and have them fight part.

Why give over your rule to anyone else when you can be in power, FOREVERRRRRRR

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)10:12:21 No.4049128

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)10:12:21 No.4049128

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4049126
>>4049124

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)10:16:30 No.4049136

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)10:16:30 No.4049136

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>>4049128
Well obviously it's because....uh......actually Dad never told you the reason, did he?

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY)
01/26/20(Sun)10:17:49 No.4049140

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY) 01/26/20(Sun)10:17:49 No.4049140

>>4049136
Slightly related note do we even have a mom?
We know dad is dad, but who is mom?

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY)
01/26/20(Sun)10:18:50 No.4049143

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY) 01/26/20(Sun)10:18:50 No.4049143

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4049140
Oh yeah forgot to roll my bad.

Anonymous (ID: 0eSN5SWf)
01/26/20(Sun)10:19:30 No.4049145

Anonymous (ID: 0eSN5SWf) 01/26/20(Sun)10:19:30 No.4049145

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4049136
What about mommy ?

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)10:21:01 No.4049146

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)10:21:01 No.4049146

>>4049140
Haven't you played the first skeleton island?

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)10:21:34 No.4049147

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)10:21:34 No.4049147

>>4049136
>>4049140
Shadowboss Jr, introduced in Villain Quest 2, sequel to Villain Quest and has a role in the first Skeleton Island.
~~WE DON'T TALK ABOUT ZEBRA QUEST.~~

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY)
01/26/20(Sun)10:21:53 No.4049148

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY) 01/26/20(Sun)10:21:53 No.4049148

>>4049146
Read a good bit of it, didn't catch the whole thing so i've probably missed on vital details.

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/26/20(Sun)10:21:53 No.4049149

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/26/20(Sun)10:21:53 No.4049149

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4049136
Call up the other ~~important~~ siblings, casually bring up the topic of why Dad was getting a successor in the first place.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)10:28:48 No.4049160

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)10:28:48 No.4049160

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>>4049145
She didn't seem to opposed to the idea. As long as Dad doesn't wreck the house then it's probably okay

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)10:29:59 No.4049163

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)10:29:59 No.4049163

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4049160
Also Dad was kind of a jerk

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/26/20(Sun)10:36:29 No.4049176

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/26/20(Sun)10:36:29 No.4049176

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4049160
Assign some siblings to dig through whatever records Mom and Dad have about how this island's been run. We at least need to know if there are anymore eldritch family members sealed in tombs around here.

also>>4049163

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)10:39:13 No.4049182

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)10:39:13 No.4049182

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>>40491631
"That's a matter of perspective!"

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/26/20(Sun)10:41:18 No.4049187

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/26/20(Sun)10:41:18 No.4049187

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4049176
>>4049182

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)10:41:36 No.4049188

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)10:41:36 No.4049188

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4049182
Let's finish up our shopping at the mall.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)10:41:45 No.4049189

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)10:41:45 No.4049189

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4049182
>>4049176

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)10:45:15 No.4049193

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)10:45:15 No.4049193

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>>4049189
USSR personnel has been dispatched to collect mom and dad's records of island upkeep. While the memory of dad keeps insisting he's not THAT big of a jerk, honest

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)10:45:49 No.4049195

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)10:45:49 No.4049195

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4049193
Whatever dad.
Lets go back to Lilly's

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)10:47:27 No.4049197

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)10:47:27 No.4049197

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4049193
>>4049195

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)10:50:28 No.4049202

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)10:50:28 No.4049202

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>>4049197
"Ah, so you're done?" asks Luke

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)10:51:35 No.4049204

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)10:51:35 No.4049204

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4049202
Yes, we gotta give her this new outfit. Unless you have any last minute concerns hmmm?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)10:53:14 No.4049207

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)10:53:14 No.4049207

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>>4049204
"Nah, not really. I'm good"

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)10:54:16 No.4049209

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)10:54:16 No.4049209

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4049207
Knock on Lilly's door

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)11:00:02 No.4049214

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)11:00:02 No.4049214

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4049209
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)11:00:49 No.4049215

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)11:00:49 No.4049215

Rolled 29, 1 = 30 (2d100)

>>4049214
It's yo favorite sister, let us into the room

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)11:00:53 No.4049216

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)11:00:53 No.4049216

Rolled 17, 90 = 107 (2d100)

>>4049214
BANG BANG BANG

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/26/20(Sun)11:01:19 No.4049217

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/26/20(Sun)11:01:19 No.4049217

Rolled 27, 14 = 41 (2d100)

>>4049214
suuuup, I'm here with presents

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)11:02:14 No.4049219

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)11:02:14 No.4049219

Rolled 85, 46 = 131 (2d100)

>>4049214

Anonymous (ID: Dpiuk/fz)
01/26/20(Sun)11:03:34 No.4049223

Anonymous (ID: Dpiuk/fz) 01/26/20(Sun)11:03:34 No.4049223

>>4049214
Wazzuuuuuuuup, L-dawg.

Anonymous (ID: Dpiuk/fz)
01/26/20(Sun)11:04:51 No.4049227

Anonymous (ID: Dpiuk/fz) 01/26/20(Sun)11:04:51 No.4049227

Rolled 61, 39 = 100 (2d100)

>>4049223
Oops.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)11:13:21 No.4049243

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)11:13:21 No.4049243

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>>4049219

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)11:14:12 No.4049246

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)11:14:12 No.4049246

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4049243
Show Lilly her new outfit

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/26/20(Sun)11:17:37 No.4049249

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/26/20(Sun)11:17:37 No.4049249

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4049243
Interrogate Lilly if she made any new friends in school.
Specifically boys. And why they don't visit

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)11:22:20 No.4049253

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)11:22:20 No.4049253

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>>4049249
"wuh"

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/26/20(Sun)11:23:28 No.4049254

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/26/20(Sun)11:23:28 No.4049254

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4049253
...I mean, *cough*, I bought you a new outfit

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)11:23:34 No.4049255

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)11:23:34 No.4049255

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4049253
Ahem, show Lilly the school uniform we got for her.

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/)
01/26/20(Sun)11:38:18 No.4049270

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/) 01/26/20(Sun)11:38:18 No.4049270

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4049253
Forcefully dress her

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)11:40:56 No.4049273

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)11:40:56 No.4049273

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>>4049255
"But this isn't armor..."

"Aw, c'mon Lilly. It's just a school uniform. You can still wear your armor at home"

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/26/20(Sun)11:42:18 No.4049274

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/26/20(Sun)11:42:18 No.4049274

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4049273
Do it for the boys Lilly
Do it for the boys
*drool*

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/26/20(Sun)11:43:19 No.4049276

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/26/20(Sun)11:43:19 No.4049276

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4049273
Come ooon, you will become popular, and I would say you wouldn't be bullied but I'm pretty sure Luke just beats them up after school every time one tries to bully you

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)11:43:43 No.4049277

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)11:43:43 No.4049277

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4049273
>>4049274
>>4049276

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/26/20(Sun)11:45:36 No.4049280

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/26/20(Sun)11:45:36 No.4049280

Wait, is Luke a shadowspawn too?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)11:50:49 No.4049288

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)11:50:49 No.4049288

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>>4049277
"That's true. I'll beat up the whole school for Lilly"

>>4049280
He's a skelly, it's just his helmet

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)11:51:17 No.4049289

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)11:51:17 No.4049289

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4049288
Including Boy?

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/26/20(Sun)11:52:52 No.4049296

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/26/20(Sun)11:52:52 No.4049296

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4049288
Daddy and Uncle Texas would be proud...nevertheless, put on the uniform

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)11:54:13 No.4049298

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)11:54:13 No.4049298

>>4049296
>Daddy and Uncle Texas
They would be disappointed that he only beat them up

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/26/20(Sun)11:55:04 No.4049300

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/26/20(Sun)11:55:04 No.4049300

>>4049298
Baby steps

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)11:59:11 No.4049306

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)11:59:11 No.4049306

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>>4049296
"nuh uh"

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/26/20(Sun)12:00:51 No.4049308

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/26/20(Sun)12:00:51 No.4049308

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4049306
Juh uh

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)12:01:16 No.4049310

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)12:01:16 No.4049310

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4049306
yeah huh

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)12:05:42 No.4049317

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)12:05:42 No.4049317

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>>4049310

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)12:06:23 No.4049319

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)12:06:23 No.4049319

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4049317
roll to intimidate

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)12:15:20 No.4049333

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)12:15:20 No.4049333

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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4049319
Roll 2d100

You have a +50
Lilly has a +20

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY)
01/26/20(Sun)12:15:45 No.4049337

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY) 01/26/20(Sun)12:15:45 No.4049337

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4049333
POWERRRR!!

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)12:15:55 No.4049338

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)12:15:55 No.4049338

Rolled 98, 6 = 104 (2d100)

>>4049333
quads, check em

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/26/20(Sun)12:16:09 No.4049339

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/26/20(Sun)12:16:09 No.4049339

Rolled 12, 6 = 18 (2d100)

>>4049333
pretty please, or I'll prohibit larping on MY island

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)12:16:45 No.4049340

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)12:16:45 No.4049340

Rolled 1, 25 = 26 (2d100)

>>4049333
>>4049338
oh god

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)12:17:05 No.4049341

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)12:17:05 No.4049341

>>4049340
>tfw roll three 98s in a row

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/26/20(Sun)12:18:47 No.4049344

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/26/20(Sun)12:18:47 No.4049344

>>4049341
>tfw it backfires

Anonymous (ID: A3I3YIgZ)
01/26/20(Sun)12:21:31 No.4049345

Anonymous (ID: A3I3YIgZ) 01/26/20(Sun)12:21:31 No.4049345

>>4049319

Holy shit, we wanted to scare her into getting changed, not pissing in her greaves.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)12:26:40 No.4049353

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)12:26:40 No.4049353

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>>4049338
"NO! I WON'T WEAR THAT! AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!" Lilly then pulls out her Skull Sword and takes up a fighting stance

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)12:27:19 No.4049355

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)12:27:19 No.4049355

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4049353
YOU ARE CHALLENGING ME? LET'S FIGHT THEN

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)12:31:46 No.4049364

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)12:31:46 No.4049364

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>>4049355

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)12:32:44 No.4049367

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)12:32:44 No.4049367

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4049364
let's take it outside and not thrash Lilly's room, also a large crowd of our siblings gather to watch too

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY)
01/26/20(Sun)12:36:07 No.4049374

Anonymous (ID: Mo7CqgKY) 01/26/20(Sun)12:36:07 No.4049374

>>4049367
>Cue jojo walk towards each other as crowd gathers outside.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)12:52:56 No.4049389

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)12:52:56 No.4049389

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>>4049367
>>4049374

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)12:59:36 No.4049395

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)12:59:36 No.4049395

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4049389
This should be easy.
Rush and disarm her

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)13:05:48 No.4049405

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)13:05:48 No.4049405

>>4049395
+1

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)13:11:54 No.4049418

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)13:11:54 No.4049418

>>4049405
That's not how this works fag

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)13:12:02 No.4049419

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)13:12:02 No.4049419

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Rolled 920 (1d1000)

>>4049395
"We better stop this before it gets outta hand, Luke. Lilly's gonna get stomped"

"Ey! Don't count her out just yet! Lilly's tough! She won't go down that easy"

ROLL....2d1020

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)13:15:51 No.4049428

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)13:15:51 No.4049428

Rolled 54, 800 = 854 (2d1020)

>>4049419

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)13:17:22 No.4049433

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)13:17:22 No.4049433

Rolled 727, 623 = 1350 (2d1020)

>>4049419

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/)
01/26/20(Sun)13:17:23 No.4049434

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/) 01/26/20(Sun)13:17:23 No.4049434

Rolled 938, 174 = 1112 (2d1020)

>>4049419

Anonymous (ID: VTehFJ1F)
01/26/20(Sun)13:17:23 No.4049435

Anonymous (ID: VTehFJ1F) 01/26/20(Sun)13:17:23 No.4049435

Rolled 952, 131 = 1083 (2d1020)

>>4049419

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)13:24:28 No.4049449

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)13:24:28 No.4049449

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Rolled 61 (1d1000)

>>4049435
"OH SHIT" goes the crowd

ROLL 2D1020 TO DEFEND AGAINST HER COUNTER ATTACK!

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)13:25:05 No.4049452

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)13:25:05 No.4049452

Rolled 159, 411 = 570 (2d1020)

>>4049449
COUNTER HER COUNTER ATTACK

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/)
01/26/20(Sun)13:29:14 No.4049461

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/) 01/26/20(Sun)13:29:14 No.4049461

Rolled 411, 13 = 424 (2d1020)

>>4049449

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)13:30:22 No.4049465

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)13:30:22 No.4049465

Rolled 814, 451 = 1265 (2d1020)

>>4049449
Lilly, this island is mine and when YOU go to school you represent ME. So put on the uniform.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)13:38:11 No.4049489

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)13:38:11 No.4049489

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>>4049452

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)13:42:06 No.4049495

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)13:42:06 No.4049495

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4049489
IT'S ALL OVER NOW LILLY! TAKE THIS TAKE THIS TAKE THIS

Anonymous (ID: VTehFJ1F)
01/26/20(Sun)13:45:57 No.4049499

Anonymous (ID: VTehFJ1F) 01/26/20(Sun)13:45:57 No.4049499

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4049489
>>4049495
This is how we dress her.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)13:55:16 No.4049518

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)13:55:16 No.4049518

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Rolled 103 (1d1000)

>>4049495
ROLL 2D1020

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/)
01/26/20(Sun)13:56:57 No.4049520

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/) 01/26/20(Sun)13:56:57 No.4049520

Rolled 620, 182 = 802 (2d1020)

>>4049518

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)14:00:07 No.4049527

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)14:00:07 No.4049527

Rolled 257, 757 = 1014 (2d1020)

>>4049518
We are #1

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)14:07:55 No.4049543

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)14:07:55 No.4049543

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>>4049520

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)14:10:32 No.4049550

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)14:10:32 No.4049550

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4049543
Somehow we ended up dressing her up like a miniature version of us

Anonymous (ID: VTehFJ1F)
01/26/20(Sun)14:16:31 No.4049557

Anonymous (ID: VTehFJ1F) 01/26/20(Sun)14:16:31 No.4049557

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4049543
She's wearing the clothes now.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)14:16:46 No.4049558

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)14:16:46 No.4049558

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>>4049550
"Damnit"

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)14:17:55 No.4049560

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)14:17:55 No.4049560

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4049558
Cute

But try again

Anonymous (ID: JjyLyvpc)
01/26/20(Sun)14:20:47 No.4049564

Anonymous (ID: JjyLyvpc) 01/26/20(Sun)14:20:47 No.4049564

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4049558
>>4049560

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)14:27:16 No.4049583

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)14:27:16 No.4049583

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>>4049564

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)14:30:26 No.4049596

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)14:30:26 No.4049596

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4049583
She is now dressed up in sci-fi gear

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)14:40:05 No.4049623

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)14:40:05 No.4049623

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>>4049596

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)14:42:05 No.4049628

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)14:42:05 No.4049628

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4049623
third times the charm

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)14:46:19 No.4049631

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)14:46:19 No.4049631

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>>4049628

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)14:48:43 No.4049634

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)14:48:43 No.4049634

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4049631
Put her in the uniform already

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s)
01/26/20(Sun)14:49:12 No.4049638

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s) 01/26/20(Sun)14:49:12 No.4049638

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4049631
Its the old outfit again *cue tortured laughttrack*

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)14:49:23 No.4049640

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)14:49:23 No.4049640

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4049631
She is properly dressed now.

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/)
01/26/20(Sun)14:54:23 No.4049647

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/) 01/26/20(Sun)14:54:23 No.4049647

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4049631
Halloween skeleton costume

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)14:58:19 No.4049655

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)14:58:19 No.4049655

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>>4049634

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)15:01:28 No.4049659

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)15:01:28 No.4049659

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4049655
put on her knight hat

Anonymous (ID: VTehFJ1F)
01/26/20(Sun)15:03:29 No.4049664

Anonymous (ID: VTehFJ1F) 01/26/20(Sun)15:03:29 No.4049664

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4049655
Put the helmet back on...

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)15:03:38 No.4049665

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)15:03:38 No.4049665

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4049655
Perfect.
You're all set now, Lilly! It looks good

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)15:05:03 No.4049670

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)15:05:03 No.4049670

>>4049665
anon is a heartless monster

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/)
01/26/20(Sun)15:06:32 No.4049676

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/) 01/26/20(Sun)15:06:32 No.4049676

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4049655
Check her bloomers

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)15:11:08 No.4049694

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)15:11:08 No.4049694

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>>4049665
Lilly has became grumpy and now refuses to talk to anyone.

Luke is trying to talk to her, but so far no luck.

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/26/20(Sun)15:13:00 No.4049703

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/26/20(Sun)15:13:00 No.4049703

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4049694
She'll get over it! Now lets go see if the human has recovered enough to be interrogated

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s)
01/26/20(Sun)15:14:47 No.4049715

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s) 01/26/20(Sun)15:14:47 No.4049715

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4049694
Fine, you can keep the helmet

Anonymous (ID: VTehFJ1F)
01/26/20(Sun)15:15:40 No.4049716

Anonymous (ID: VTehFJ1F) 01/26/20(Sun)15:15:40 No.4049716

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4049694
Put her helmet on.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)15:18:03 No.4049723

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)15:18:03 No.4049723

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>>4049703
HAS THE HUMAN WAKE UP!? ROLL 2D100 TO FIND OUUUTTT

SECOND ROLL IS THE RESULT:

70-100: YES
1-69: NO
>0: IT'S 3 AM IN OP'S TIMEZONE SO I GOTTA GO TO SLEEP TO NOT FUCK UP MY LIVER

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)15:18:10 No.4049724

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)15:18:10 No.4049724

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4049694
She lost her hat privileges when she tried to fight back.

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/26/20(Sun)15:19:15 No.4049726

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/26/20(Sun)15:19:15 No.4049726

Rolled 90, 33 = 123 (2d100)

>>4049723
he's alive

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s)
01/26/20(Sun)15:20:42 No.4049730

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s) 01/26/20(Sun)15:20:42 No.4049730

Rolled 89, 5 = 94 (2d100)

>>4049723
He better not be a canadian

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/)
01/26/20(Sun)15:22:07 No.4049732

Anonymous (ID: b5V9V16/) 01/26/20(Sun)15:22:07 No.4049732

Rolled 6, 19 = 25 (2d100)

>>4049723

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)15:27:22 No.4049742

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)15:27:22 No.4049742

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Rolled 99, 41 = 140 (2d100)

>>4049723

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)15:31:39 No.4049754

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)15:31:39 No.4049754

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>>4049742
>>4049732
>>4049730
>>4049726
The Chosen One reports that the intruder is still alive. But he has not woke up. You beat his ass too hard

Anyway. It's 3AM in my timezeon right now so I gotta sleep to not fuck up my liver. TO BE CONTINUED

Anonymous (ID: 0eSN5SWf)
01/26/20(Sun)15:39:02 No.4049769

Anonymous (ID: 0eSN5SWf) 01/26/20(Sun)15:39:02 No.4049769

>>4049754
Are you Asian ?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/26/20(Sun)15:41:36 No.4049776

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/26/20(Sun)15:41:36 No.4049776

>>4049769
I do love eating dogs

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s)
01/26/20(Sun)18:25:59 No.4050132

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s) 01/26/20(Sun)18:25:59 No.4050132

>>4049754
GOOD, you should watch your sleep cycle

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/26/20(Sun)19:13:20 No.4050249

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/26/20(Sun)19:13:20 No.4050249

>>4050132
I disagree, he started posting when I went to sleep and I was happy to see it was still going by the time I got up.

In fact, I think OP should stay up even later

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s)
01/26/20(Sun)19:24:40 No.4050281

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s) 01/26/20(Sun)19:24:40 No.4050281

>>4050249
OP should upload his consciousness into a robot

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/27/20(Mon)03:56:08 No.4051261

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/27/20(Mon)03:56:08 No.4051261

24 ish hours til thread continues

Anonymous (ID: +5YrF5e0)
01/27/20(Mon)17:07:13 No.4052083

Anonymous (ID: +5YrF5e0) 01/27/20(Mon)17:07:13 No.4052083

yo, do you guys have any links to the previous Skeleton Island Thing?

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/27/20(Mon)17:42:05 No.4052153

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/27/20(Mon)17:42:05 No.4052153

>>4052083
You can find it yourself easy anon. Find OP's twitter for starters, it's linked in this thread

Anonymous (ID: iYoo/dpU)
01/27/20(Mon)20:51:52 No.4052626

Anonymous (ID: iYoo/dpU) 01/27/20(Mon)20:51:52 No.4052626

>>4052153
Thanks anon.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)01:42:36 No.4053223

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)01:42:36 No.4053223

>>4052083
Check the ol' pastebin

Anonymous (ID: A7lmnglf)
01/28/20(Tue)04:25:28 No.4053322

Anonymous (ID: A7lmnglf) 01/28/20(Tue)04:25:28 No.4053322

inb4 Wuhan got OP

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)04:33:17 No.4053327

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)04:33:17 No.4053327

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>>4053322
ssssssh

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)04:34:59 No.4053329

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)04:34:59 No.4053329

>>4053327
Here lies OP, he never scored

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)04:35:04 No.4053330

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)04:35:04 No.4053330

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4053327
Alright, let's check in on our satellite, is it almost ready to launch?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)04:36:01 No.4053332

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)04:36:01 No.4053332

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>>4053329
aw man

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)04:36:36 No.4053334

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)04:36:36 No.4053334

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4053332
>>4053330

Anonymous (ID: A7lmnglf)
01/28/20(Tue)04:36:46 No.4053335

Anonymous (ID: A7lmnglf) 01/28/20(Tue)04:36:46 No.4053335

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4053327
Stop hiding your ill-gotten gains

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)04:40:20 No.4053336

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)04:40:20 No.4053336

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>>4053334
"Almost, big sis. Should take about...."

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)04:40:37 No.4053337

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)04:40:37 No.4053337

Rolled 7, 13 = 20 (2d100)

>>4053336

Anonymous (ID: MwvHBCB0)
01/28/20(Tue)04:41:33 No.4053338

Anonymous (ID: MwvHBCB0) 01/28/20(Tue)04:41:33 No.4053338

Rolled 80, 69 = 149 (2d100)

>>4053336

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)04:46:18 No.4053341

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)04:46:18 No.4053341

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>>4053338
"...69 years"

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)04:47:12 No.4053342

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)04:47:12 No.4053342

Rolled 38 (1d100)

thread active? during workday? Not at night?
What sorcery is this
>>4053341
no one bites the eye at "69" because we all know there is no sex in USSR

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)04:47:19 No.4053343

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)04:47:19 No.4053343

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4053341
Can we pour resources into it to go faster?

Anonymous (ID: MwvHBCB0)
01/28/20(Tue)04:48:02 No.4053344

Anonymous (ID: MwvHBCB0) 01/28/20(Tue)04:48:02 No.4053344

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4053341
>>4053342

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)04:50:30 No.4053347

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)04:50:30 No.4053347

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4053341
Tell Marian to get those satellites up and running by the end of the week or I'm melting his skyscraper into a statue of me breaking his robot

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)04:53:26 No.4053349

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)04:53:26 No.4053349

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>>4053347
The Chosen One makes a quick phone call...

"Ah, sorry, sis. There was an error in calculation. The actual completion time is 5 days"

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/28/20(Tue)04:54:58 No.4053351

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/28/20(Tue)04:54:58 No.4053351

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4053349
Check to-do list

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)04:55:09 No.4053352

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)04:55:09 No.4053352

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4053349
look at your schedule for rest of the day

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)04:55:13 No.4053353

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)04:55:13 No.4053353

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4053349
Execute the phone for spreading false information.

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)04:55:14 No.4053354

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)04:55:14 No.4053354

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4053349
>>4053351

Anonymous (ID: FdN1y44W)
01/28/20(Tue)04:57:34 No.4053355

Anonymous (ID: FdN1y44W) 01/28/20(Tue)04:57:34 No.4053355

So we're basically controlling Mariam by fear, Quattro by bribery and Lilly by...something.

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)05:00:17 No.4053357

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)05:00:17 No.4053357

>>4053355
Lilly by violence? Overbearing-ness?

I think SS wants Marian to get his groove back, but has no patience for his bullshit.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)05:01:35 No.4053358

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)05:01:35 No.4053358

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>>4053351

>>4053355
As demonstrated above, violence, apparently. Then get Luke to sate her. Like a carrot and stick kinda deal

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)05:02:05 No.4053359

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)05:02:05 No.4053359

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4053358
Let's do the last one, PLAN BIG CRIME

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)05:02:10 No.4053360

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)05:02:10 No.4053360

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4053358
Let's get Rasputin back

Anonymous (ID: FdN1y44W)
01/28/20(Tue)05:05:30 No.4053361

Anonymous (ID: FdN1y44W) 01/28/20(Tue)05:05:30 No.4053361

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4053358
>>4053360
And Simon too

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)05:05:32 No.4053362

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)05:05:32 No.4053362

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4053358
First, we correct our spelling. "Aquire?"

But nah, let's plan crime

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)05:09:16 No.4053364

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)05:09:16 No.4053364

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>>4053360
Right, time to plan the rescue operation then

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)05:10:46 No.4053366

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)05:10:46 No.4053366

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4053364
Can we call our other Uncles to help?

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)05:10:48 No.4053367

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)05:10:48 No.4053367

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4053364
Well since we ordered to cease production and start salvaging giant robots, I propose just to throw forces at problem till problem goes away.
All of the forces

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)05:12:09 No.4053368

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)05:12:09 No.4053368

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4053364
First we need to get through the impenetrable maelstrom. Could we go under it? Like use a big drill or something.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)05:19:02 No.4053374

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)05:19:02 No.4053374

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>>4053368
"We could start building one. That means Marian will have to postpone the satellites though"

Anonymous (ID: FdN1y44W)
01/28/20(Tue)05:20:13 No.4053375

Anonymous (ID: FdN1y44W) 01/28/20(Tue)05:20:13 No.4053375

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4053374
For how long?

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/28/20(Tue)05:21:05 No.4053377

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/28/20(Tue)05:21:05 No.4053377

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4053374
Okay, a few days delay will be worth it

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)05:28:39 No.4053382

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)05:28:39 No.4053382

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>>4053375
"Well....Hey, Marian. Hypothetically. If Big Sis orders you to stop building that satellite and instead divert all factory workers and robots to building a giant subterranean drill, how long would that take? And let's say that, hypothetically, the threat of melting down your skyscraper into a statue depicting her destroying Gunbuster G is still on the table"

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)05:31:20 No.4053383

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)05:31:20 No.4053383

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4053382
Continue!

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)05:31:57 No.4053384

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)05:31:57 No.4053384

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4053382
Did Lilly's larping include any magical stuff? Can she like, make me an enchantment to get through or something?

I'd ask about Quattro, but I don't see how alcohol or chill vibes are going to solve this.

Anonymous (ID: FdN1y44W)
01/28/20(Tue)05:33:09 No.4053386

Anonymous (ID: FdN1y44W) 01/28/20(Tue)05:33:09 No.4053386

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4053382
Tell him if he does it quick enough I will ask Simon to help him in his robot dreams

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)05:35:09 No.4053388

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)05:35:09 No.4053388

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4053386
"Oh and if you can do it real quick, she'll let Uncle Simon help you with your robot dreams. Rebuilding Gunbuster G and all that stuff"

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)05:35:34 No.4053389

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)05:35:34 No.4053389

Rolled 1, 14 = 15 (2d100)

>>4053388
maybe this won't work

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)05:36:42 No.4053390

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)05:36:42 No.4053390

Rolled 61, 52 = 113 (2d100)

>>4053388
C'mon Marian

Anonymous (ID: FdN1y44W)
01/28/20(Tue)05:37:14 No.4053392

Anonymous (ID: FdN1y44W) 01/28/20(Tue)05:37:14 No.4053392

Rolled 64, 27 = 91 (2d100)

>>4053388
>95
Jesus

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)05:43:34 No.4053396

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)05:43:34 No.4053396

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>>4053392
"errrrr.....sis? Marian got too excited and accidentally smacked the factory controls. The production robots are now going haywire and he gotta fix that before doing anything else"

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)05:44:29 No.4053397

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)05:44:29 No.4053397

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4053396
Damn it, Marian

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)05:44:59 No.4053398

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)05:44:59 No.4053398

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4053396
>>4053384

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)05:55:09 No.4053406

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)05:55:09 No.4053406

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>>4053398
"Nuh uh, no we don't have any of those"

"We don't?"

Anonymous (ID: psh3kV/z)
01/28/20(Tue)05:56:11 No.4053408

Anonymous (ID: psh3kV/z) 01/28/20(Tue)05:56:11 No.4053408

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4053406
Wait, Luke did you say something

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)05:56:22 No.4053410

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)05:56:22 No.4053410

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4053406
Let's ask Quattro anyway, maybe he'll redeem himself a little bit
He did have some abouts with Rasputin if I recall correctly

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)05:59:15 No.4053412

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)05:59:15 No.4053412

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4053406
Darn, because I was going to build Lilly a castle on Great Grandma's island. I guess I'll just have to see if Quattro can help..."

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)06:06:07 No.4053413

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)06:06:07 No.4053413

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>>4053410
"Aaaah. Rasputin. My brother. My sweet, sweet brother. Did you know I was the first to win against him? It was me that took his champion's title away and inspired him to grow stronger. It was me who promised him we'd have a drink when he came back. Look at that, that's me when I won the tournament. Back when I was a contender. So young. So strong. So full of vigor"

Anonymous (ID: psh3kV/z)
01/28/20(Tue)06:07:45 No.4053417

Anonymous (ID: psh3kV/z) 01/28/20(Tue)06:07:45 No.4053417

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4053413
>>4053412

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)06:11:33 No.4053421

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)06:11:33 No.4053421

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4053413
Cool, cool, depressing, cool. So you wanna help me go save Rasputin? And maybe Uncle Simon?

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/28/20(Tue)06:13:13 No.4053423

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/28/20(Tue)06:13:13 No.4053423

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4053413
It's not too late to get that drink with him. Just need your help saving him first

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)06:19:18 No.4053427

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)06:19:18 No.4053427

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>>4053417
"A castle, you say?"

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)06:20:06 No.4053429

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)06:20:06 No.4053429

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4053427
The BIGGEST castle, you can imagine.

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/28/20(Tue)06:20:39 No.4053430

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/28/20(Tue)06:20:39 No.4053430

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4053427
Ah, yes. It was supposed to be a gift. But now that the island is off-limits, what can I do?...

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)06:21:21 No.4053432

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)06:21:21 No.4053432

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4053427
just make them both compete, if Lilly saves Rasputin - she gets a castle
If Quattro saves rasputing - he gest resort back

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)06:21:51 No.4053433

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)06:21:51 No.4053433

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4053427
Yep, towers, moat, throne room, the works. Too bad there's no way to get there...

Anonymous (ID: psh3kV/z)
01/28/20(Tue)06:28:49 No.4053438

Anonymous (ID: psh3kV/z) 01/28/20(Tue)06:28:49 No.4053438

>>4053432
>If Quattro saves rasputing - he gest resort back
We already gave his resort back

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)06:32:22 No.4053442

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)06:32:22 No.4053442

>>4053438
With the amount he drinks, I bet we could trick him into accepting his own resort twice

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)06:34:30 No.4053444

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)06:34:30 No.4053444

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>>4053430
"THEN NO WORRIES! I CAN CALL UPON MY LOYAL MAID KNIGHTS AND RESCUE RASPUTIN IN NO TIME! THAT ISLAND IS AS GOOD AS OURS! LET'S GO, LUKE!"

Anonymous (ID: psh3kV/z)
01/28/20(Tue)06:35:57 No.4053445

Anonymous (ID: psh3kV/z) 01/28/20(Tue)06:35:57 No.4053445

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4053444
What does Quattro even have

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)06:38:27 No.4053449

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)06:38:27 No.4053449

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4053444
You wanna come to Quattro? Maybe stop lying around and do something? Maybe have an emotional journey that leaves you a bit wiser? Maybe try and earn some respect? Maybe punch Great Grandma in her Euclidean mouth to prove that just because you lost, you're not a loser?

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)06:41:08 No.4053450

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)06:41:08 No.4053450

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4053444
>>4053445
Quattro needs a mother figure
>>4053438
I thought that was mostly grill place, not all resort

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)06:43:15 No.4053452

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)06:43:15 No.4053452

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>>4053445
"Style"

Anonymous (ID: psh3kV/z)
01/28/20(Tue)06:44:31 No.4053454

Anonymous (ID: psh3kV/z) 01/28/20(Tue)06:44:31 No.4053454

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4053452
Beat him up

Anonymous (ID: m0LpM4Pu)
01/28/20(Tue)06:45:46 No.4053456

Anonymous (ID: m0LpM4Pu) 01/28/20(Tue)06:45:46 No.4053456

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4053452

"and Alcoholism..."

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)06:47:16 No.4053460

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)06:47:16 No.4053460

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4053452
Alright, now that Lilly's handling the maelstrom, we gotta figure out what to about Greater Gram Gram. She's too powerful and soul eat-y to fight head on, so we'll need a distraction.

Hey Quattro, you busy?

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)06:48:07 No.4053461

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)06:48:07 No.4053461

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4053452
Can't argue with that

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)06:52:43 No.4053467

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)06:52:43 No.4053467

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>>4053456
"Ey! I can quit anytime I want!"

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)06:53:53 No.4053470

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)06:53:53 No.4053470

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4053467
>>4053460

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)06:54:19 No.4053471

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)06:54:19 No.4053471

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4053467
well skeletons don't have liver, so non-issue

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)06:55:08 No.4053473

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)06:55:08 No.4053473

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4053467
Tell Mariam that Lilly is doing the rescue and if he doesn't go an support her RIGHT NOW, he'll miss his chance

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)07:01:44 No.4053476

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)07:01:44 No.4053476

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>>4053471
"Exactly!"

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)07:02:21 No.4053477

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)07:02:21 No.4053477

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4053476
>>4053473

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/28/20(Tue)07:02:40 No.4053479

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/28/20(Tue)07:02:40 No.4053479

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4053476
Well he WAS considered to be the strongest fighter on the island before Rasputin came back from hell, with drunken fist and all

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)07:05:05 No.4053480

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)07:05:05 No.4053480

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4053476
now stop drinking and go help us rescue rasputin

Anonymous (ID: McOaY3Nc)
01/28/20(Tue)07:08:12 No.4053483

Anonymous (ID: McOaY3Nc) 01/28/20(Tue)07:08:12 No.4053483

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4053476
"Brother no, that's Bone-ooze, you'll be jello!"

Anonymous (ID: XFMTx6bK)
01/28/20(Tue)07:10:12 No.4053485

Anonymous (ID: XFMTx6bK) 01/28/20(Tue)07:10:12 No.4053485

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4053476
Show us your moves

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)07:15:25 No.4053486

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)07:15:25 No.4053486

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>>4053479
"DAS RIGHT!....Never mind these times...These times don't count"

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)07:16:33 No.4053487

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)07:16:33 No.4053487

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4053486
Redeem yourself by helping us fight Great Grandma! I'll even throw in some VERY expensive vodka.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)07:17:10 No.4053488

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)07:17:10 No.4053488

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4053486
BEHIND YOU QUATTRO, SHE'S ABOUT TO TICK SOMETHING OFF HER TODO LIST

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/28/20(Tue)07:17:09 No.4053489

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/28/20(Tue)07:17:09 No.4053489

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4053486
So you in or what?

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)07:17:29 No.4053490

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)07:17:29 No.4053490

>>4053486
>>4053487
vodka"Stolichnaya"

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)07:19:18 No.4053492

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)07:19:18 No.4053492

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4053486
>>4053490
and samogon

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)07:20:09 No.4053494

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)07:20:09 No.4053494

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4053488
>>4053486

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)07:21:57 No.4053497

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)07:21:57 No.4053497

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>>4053487
"So you'd let me help?!"

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)07:23:46 No.4053501

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)07:23:46 No.4053501

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4053497
Yes
but you have to wear red shirt with long sleews

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)07:24:14 No.4053502

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)07:24:14 No.4053502

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4053497
Yeah, go and charm the enemy, bring Bobby along and make him go first

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)07:32:29 No.4053507

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)07:32:29 No.4053507

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>>4053501
Quattro takes critical damage

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)07:33:05 No.4053508

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)07:33:05 No.4053508

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4053507
Revive him by pouring alcohol on him

Anonymous (ID: 3VW/PBys)
01/28/20(Tue)07:34:27 No.4053511

Anonymous (ID: 3VW/PBys) 01/28/20(Tue)07:34:27 No.4053511

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4053507
>>4053508

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)07:34:36 No.4053512

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)07:34:36 No.4053512

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4053507
You can always go and save him on your own, prove yourself that way.
Because going with us is easy mode.
I'll give you your boat back if you decide to do that.

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)07:35:24 No.4053513

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)07:35:24 No.4053513

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4053507
I bought that shirt for your birthday. You're not going to refuse my gift, are you?
*use death glare*

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)07:38:18 No.4053514

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)07:38:18 No.4053514

>>4053512
"I AINT NO HARDCORE GAMER. MY FAVORITE GENRE IS LIFE SIMS. ALL I DO IN THEM IS MAKE MY CHARACTERS GET DRUNK AND SLEEP"

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)07:40:15 No.4053515

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)07:40:15 No.4053515

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4053514
>Life Sims
ok time to beat you up for that

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)07:40:15 No.4053516

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)07:40:15 No.4053516

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4053514
so that's what amounts your respect to Rasputin
I'll let him know when I save him without you. That you chickened out.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)07:42:34 No.4053518

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)07:42:34 No.4053518

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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4053514
>>4053516
"NYYEEEEEEEEHHH"

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)07:42:53 No.4053519

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)07:42:53 No.4053519

Rolled 29, 33 = 62 (2d100)

>>4053518
URAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)07:43:02 No.4053520

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)07:43:02 No.4053520

Rolled 63, 34 = 97 (2d100)

>>4053518

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)07:43:13 No.4053521

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)07:43:13 No.4053521

Rolled 71, 28 = 99 (2d100)

>>4053518
Silently believe in Quattro.
Cause you still have some respect for him as brother.

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)07:43:27 No.4053522

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)07:43:27 No.4053522

Rolled 7, 74 = 81 (2d100)

>>4053518

Anonymous (ID: IT/A2f3I)
01/28/20(Tue)07:44:23 No.4053523

Anonymous (ID: IT/A2f3I) 01/28/20(Tue)07:44:23 No.4053523

Rolled 20, 88 = 108 (2d100)

>>4053518

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)07:44:50 No.4053524

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)07:44:50 No.4053524

>>4053520
>>4053519
>>4053521
oh boy

Anonymous (ID: C/NGcftu)
01/28/20(Tue)07:45:38 No.4053525

Anonymous (ID: C/NGcftu) 01/28/20(Tue)07:45:38 No.4053525

Rolled 82, 18 = 100 (2d100)

>>4053518

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)07:48:07 No.4053527

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)07:48:07 No.4053527

>>4053524
our only hope now is that lower means Quattro beats us up and gets his shit together

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)07:55:30 No.4053531

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)07:55:30 No.4053531

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>>4053525
oh no! Quattro has taken extreme emotional damage and had a nervous breakdown! He's now in a despair induced coma! How pathetic!

~~Actually nah he's enraged and lost all rational thought~~

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)07:56:34 No.4053532

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)07:56:34 No.4053532

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4053531
Time for us to fulfill our todo list.
BEAT UP QUATTRO
LET'S FUCKING FIGHT

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)07:57:29 No.4053533

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)07:57:29 No.4053533

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4053531
Beat the shit out of Quattro, make him wear red

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)07:57:34 No.4053534

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)07:57:34 No.4053534

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4053531
Probably long sleeves were pushing it.
Engage in combat.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)07:58:48 No.4053535

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)07:58:48 No.4053535

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4053531
>>4053532
>>4053533
>>4053534

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)08:09:39 No.4053545

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)08:09:39 No.4053545

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Rolled 732 (1d1000)

>>4053533
Roll 2d1020!

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)08:10:04 No.4053547

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)08:10:04 No.4053547

Rolled 945, 641 = 1586 (2d1020)

>>4053545
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)08:10:09 No.4053548

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)08:10:09 No.4053548

>>4053545

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)08:10:41 No.4053550

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)08:10:41 No.4053550

Rolled 146, 769 = 915 (2d1020)

>>4053545

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)08:10:43 No.4053552

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)08:10:43 No.4053552

Rolled 513, 109 = 622 (2d1020)

>>4053545

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)08:11:08 No.4053555

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)08:11:08 No.4053555

Rolled 249, 263 = 512 (2d1020)

>>4053545
>>4053547
~~good~~

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)08:26:19 No.4053572

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)08:26:19 No.4053572

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>>4053547
OH SHITZ

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)08:28:04 No.4053574

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)08:28:04 No.4053574

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4053572
Quattro wasn't the best for nothing

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)08:30:00 No.4053578

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)08:30:00 No.4053578

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4053572
Put on the shirt!

Anonymous (ID: nT/5No/A)
01/28/20(Tue)08:30:40 No.4053581

Anonymous (ID: nT/5No/A) 01/28/20(Tue)08:30:40 No.4053581

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4053572
OH SHIT, HE'S ANGRY DRUNK

Anonymous (ID: m0LpM4Pu)
01/28/20(Tue)08:32:05 No.4053584

Anonymous (ID: m0LpM4Pu) 01/28/20(Tue)08:32:05 No.4053584

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4053572

Somebody calmed down Quattro with cute sisters in swimsuit.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)08:32:38 No.4053585

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)08:32:38 No.4053585

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>>4053574
That's debatable

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)08:33:48 No.4053586

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)08:33:48 No.4053586

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4053585
shush

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)08:34:19 No.4053589

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)08:34:19 No.4053589

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4053585
Roundhouse kick this drunk back to submission

Anonymous (ID: 3VW/PBys)
01/28/20(Tue)08:35:24 No.4053591

Anonymous (ID: 3VW/PBys) 01/28/20(Tue)08:35:24 No.4053591

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4053585
back to the fight with a KAIZA WAVE

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)08:40:46 No.4053596

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)08:40:46 No.4053596

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>>4053586

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)08:41:40 No.4053599

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)08:41:40 No.4053599

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4053596
>>4053589

Anonymous (ID: VJieuaJG)
01/28/20(Tue)08:42:46 No.4053600

Anonymous (ID: VJieuaJG) 01/28/20(Tue)08:42:46 No.4053600

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4053596
>>4053591

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)08:43:49 No.4053602

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)08:43:49 No.4053602

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4053596
back to the fight, try to make Quattro remember his worth thru sheer punching his weak self out of him

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)08:44:26 No.4053605

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)08:44:26 No.4053605

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4053596
kite the enraged Quattro all the way to Grandma's place

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)08:45:25 No.4053606

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)08:45:25 No.4053606

>>4053605
this is good

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)08:49:00 No.4053610

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)08:49:00 No.4053610

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Rolled 554 (1d1000)

>>4053605
Roll 2d1020

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)08:49:52 No.4053613

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)08:49:52 No.4053613

Rolled 1010, 430 = 1440 (2d1020)

>>4053610
look Quattro, a kite!

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)08:50:21 No.4053614

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)08:50:21 No.4053614

Rolled 2, 703 = 705 (2d1020)

>>4053610
Red people are great at retreats and kiting, trust my Siberian blood
>>4053613
jesus christ

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)08:52:12 No.4053616

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)08:52:12 No.4053616

Rolled 156, 431 = 587 (2d1020)

>>4053610

>>4053613
crap

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)08:53:04 No.4053617

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)08:53:04 No.4053617

Rolled 394, 893 = 1287 (2d1020)

>>4053610

>>4053613
godamnit

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/28/20(Tue)08:54:52 No.4053621

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/28/20(Tue)08:54:52 No.4053621

Rolled 604, 53 = 657 (2d1020)

>>4053610
DICE GOD
>>4053613
WHY

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)09:00:07 No.4053628

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)09:00:07 No.4053628

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Rolled 146 (1d1000)

>>4053613
QUATTRO THROWS A WALL AT YOU!

ROLL 2D1020

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/28/20(Tue)09:01:09 No.4053631

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/28/20(Tue)09:01:09 No.4053631

Rolled 461, 514 = 975 (2d1020)

>>4053628
Try to kick him towards grandma

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)09:01:32 No.4053633

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)09:01:32 No.4053633

Rolled 266, 842 = 1108 (2d1020)

>>4053628
cast fist on a wall

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)09:11:08 No.4053645

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)09:11:08 No.4053645

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>>4053631
YOU SENT HIM FLYING!....Just across your island though, Grandma's island a bit far away

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)09:12:09 No.4053648

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)09:12:09 No.4053648

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4053645
well that will cool him down eventually.
Proceed to go and save Rasputin

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/28/20(Tue)09:12:16 No.4053649

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/28/20(Tue)09:12:16 No.4053649

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4053645
Alright...sent out a team to follow him

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)09:12:45 No.4053651

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)09:12:45 No.4053651

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4053645
Conscript Marian to help us fight Grandma too, he needs the training.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)09:13:37 No.4053653

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)09:13:37 No.4053653

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4053645
>>4053651
Also tick kicking Quattro's ass off your to-do list

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)09:14:34 No.4053655

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)09:14:34 No.4053655

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4053645
Send Betty to collect Quattro. Head to grandma island. Bring Bob along as Grandma bait, he's got objectively the most pinchable cheekbones.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)09:27:07 No.4053670

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)09:27:07 No.4053670

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>>4053655
"DAMN TYRANTS"

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)09:27:51 No.4053671

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)09:27:51 No.4053671

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4053670
>>4053651
Bring MARIAN, we need him so we can fight with all the four main siblings

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/28/20(Tue)09:28:14 No.4053673

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/28/20(Tue)09:28:14 No.4053673

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4053670
Come on Bobby, what happened to bright eyes chill skelly who decided to hug all his opponents before battle after he already lost...unless you are the mirror universe one

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/28/20(Tue)09:31:14 No.4053676

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/28/20(Tue)09:31:14 No.4053676

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4053670
Pinch his cheekbones, their irresistible!

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)09:31:42 No.4053677

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)09:31:42 No.4053677

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4053670
>>4053673
this

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)09:40:14 No.4053694

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)09:40:14 No.4053694

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>>4053677
"That was Quattro tho. I don't remember hugging anybody"

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/28/20(Tue)09:41:51 No.4053696

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/28/20(Tue)09:41:51 No.4053696

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4053694
No that was you, in that tournament only sidekicks fought

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)09:42:46 No.4053697

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)09:42:46 No.4053697

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4053694
>>4053696
This is mirror universe Bobby then

Anonymous (ID: 3VW/PBys)
01/28/20(Tue)09:42:56 No.4053698

Anonymous (ID: 3VW/PBys) 01/28/20(Tue)09:42:56 No.4053698

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4053694
>>4053676
also we're here.

Anonymous (ID: m0LpM4Pu)
01/28/20(Tue)09:43:22 No.4053700

Anonymous (ID: m0LpM4Pu) 01/28/20(Tue)09:43:22 No.4053700

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4053694

Put him a sunglasses. He shall be Fake Quattro.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)10:01:57 No.4053707

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)10:01:57 No.4053707

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>>4053697
"No it aint"

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/28/20(Tue)10:03:22 No.4053708

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/28/20(Tue)10:03:22 No.4053708

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4053707
Weird, gonna investigate it later
>We say, as we push the mirror one back with a kick on the face

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)10:03:38 No.4053709

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)10:03:38 No.4053709

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4053707
quickly, grab him and capture

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)10:03:45 No.4053710

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)10:03:45 No.4053710

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4053707
>>4053671

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)10:04:30 No.4053711

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)10:04:30 No.4053711

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4053707
Let's get Marian on our grandma beatdown squad already

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/28/20(Tue)10:06:56 No.4053712

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/28/20(Tue)10:06:56 No.4053712

Doesn't grandmother drain power? Why would we send little sister there? Where is our uncle? Shouldn't we deal with the rampaging worker bots?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)10:16:51 No.4053716

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)10:16:51 No.4053716

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>>4053711
"FACTORY IS CURRENTLY NOT UNDER CONTROL. PLEASE WAIT"

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)10:18:04 No.4053717

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)10:18:04 No.4053717

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4053716
GOD DAMN IT MARIAN
Call in Equality Prime, it's motherfucking the final part of skeleton island 1 all over again

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)10:18:56 No.4053719

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)10:18:56 No.4053719

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4053716
Marian, never ceases to dissappoint
go with current party

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)10:33:32 No.4053730

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)10:33:32 No.4053730

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>>4053717

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)10:34:29 No.4053732

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)10:34:29 No.4053732

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4053730
Problem solved, Marian let's fucking go
Gather up your main siblings and HEAD TO GRANDMA ISLAND

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/28/20(Tue)10:35:08 No.4053734

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/28/20(Tue)10:35:08 No.4053734

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4053730
Fucks sake, it looks depressed too, Marian, what did you do!

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)10:35:32 No.4053735

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)10:35:32 No.4053735

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4053730
weren't all giant robots supposed to be dissasembled or something

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)10:43:58 No.4053741

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)10:43:58 No.4053741

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>>4053732
Of course, and you'll do it by.....boat.

Lilly's forces have constructed a huge ass ship with a horn at the front to pierce through the magical maelstrom

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/28/20(Tue)10:44:47 No.4053742

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/28/20(Tue)10:44:47 No.4053742

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4053741
Holy shit, that's badass
We need an entire navy just like this

Anonymous (ID: Dpiuk/fz)
01/28/20(Tue)10:45:45 No.4053743

Anonymous (ID: Dpiuk/fz) 01/28/20(Tue)10:45:45 No.4053743

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4053741
Time to give a rousing speech for our maiden voyage/invasion.

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)10:45:59 No.4053744

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)10:45:59 No.4053744

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4053741
not enough guns /10

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/28/20(Tue)10:46:12 No.4053745

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/28/20(Tue)10:46:12 No.4053745

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4053741
She does know she can wear her armor outside of school, right? Either way, great job Lilly, I knew you are my second favorite sister right after Betty, speaking of, how's Quarro?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/28/20(Tue)10:49:49 No.4053750

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/28/20(Tue)10:49:49 No.4053750

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AND NOW.....suspending thread. Gotta get outta the house on some bizness. will continue later. Toodles.

Updatesasdsadsa: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/28/20(Tue)10:50:23 No.4053751

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/28/20(Tue)10:50:23 No.4053751

>>4053750
Thanks for the bread OP, glad I was able to catch it
have a good rest

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/28/20(Tue)11:11:50 No.4053759

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/28/20(Tue)11:11:50 No.4053759

So could we tick "Beat Up Quattro" off our list

Anonymous (ID: yaZfrg5m)
01/28/20(Tue)23:43:59 No.4054837

Anonymous (ID: yaZfrg5m) 01/28/20(Tue)23:43:59 No.4054837

So which skeleton siblings haven't been focused on yet

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/29/20(Wed)07:10:43 No.4055223

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/29/20(Wed)07:10:43 No.4055223

>>4053486
>Quattro getting the shit beaten out of him was all in one part
>the part where he lost everything

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/29/20(Wed)07:19:14 No.4055226

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/29/20(Wed)07:19:14 No.4055226

>>4055223
Quattro will rise up from the ashes

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/29/20(Wed)07:19:59 No.4055227

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/29/20(Wed)07:19:59 No.4055227

>>4055226
when he gets his own wine brand maybe

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/29/20(Wed)10:04:14 No.4055347

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/29/20(Wed)10:04:14 No.4055347

12 hours

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/29/20(Wed)11:32:31 No.4055414

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/29/20(Wed)11:32:31 No.4055414

I figured it out! OP forgot Bobby's entire personality, maybe

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/29/20(Wed)12:45:42 No.4055501

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/29/20(Wed)12:45:42 No.4055501

>>4055414
Bobby just haven't had a Snickers yet

Anonymous (ID: TDoqaEhB)
01/29/20(Wed)16:32:54 No.4055879

Anonymous (ID: TDoqaEhB) 01/29/20(Wed)16:32:54 No.4055879

Oh shit there's a part 2 now? I was part of the OG Quattro boys. Gonna have to start catching up on this shit.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/29/20(Wed)17:38:55 No.4055977

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/29/20(Wed)17:38:55 No.4055977

>>4055414
he'll probably retcon it as Bobby hiding his true personality
or maybe he just really hates shotasniffer that much

Anonymous (ID: 9FjIcZQb)
01/29/20(Wed)22:09:53 No.4056390

Anonymous (ID: 9FjIcZQb) 01/29/20(Wed)22:09:53 No.4056390

An update on Thursday morning?

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
01/29/20(Wed)22:27:04 No.4056435

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 01/29/20(Wed)22:27:04 No.4056435

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>>4055879
Caught up with what's happening so far. I miss coming to these threads, expect to see me in these threads again.

Anonymous (ID: 9FjIcZQb)
01/29/20(Wed)22:39:45 No.4056464

Anonymous (ID: 9FjIcZQb) 01/29/20(Wed)22:39:45 No.4056464

OP ran away with the money

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/29/20(Wed)22:40:12 No.4056466

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/29/20(Wed)22:40:12 No.4056466

where's OP

Anonymous (ID: 1q5rSnlv)
01/29/20(Wed)23:49:31 No.4056573

Anonymous (ID: 1q5rSnlv) 01/29/20(Wed)23:49:31 No.4056573

>more than 12 hours

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)00:32:46 No.4056635

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)00:32:46 No.4056635

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Anonymous (ID: 8MKOZfeD)
01/30/20(Thu)00:34:35 No.4056641

Anonymous (ID: 8MKOZfeD) 01/30/20(Thu)00:34:35 No.4056641

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4056635
Wake up OP, it's time for your daily rations

Anonymous (ID: D+GXnf53)
01/30/20(Thu)00:36:33 No.4056644

Anonymous (ID: D+GXnf53) 01/30/20(Thu)00:36:33 No.4056644

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4056635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq8G4tZbMmw

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)00:38:43 No.4056651

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)00:38:43 No.4056651

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>>4056641

Anonymous (ID: D+GXnf53)
01/30/20(Thu)00:39:45 No.4056656

Anonymous (ID: D+GXnf53) 01/30/20(Thu)00:39:45 No.4056656

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4056651
GRAB 'IM

Anonymous (ID: 8MKOZfeD)
01/30/20(Thu)00:40:33 No.4056660

Anonymous (ID: 8MKOZfeD) 01/30/20(Thu)00:40:33 No.4056660

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4056651
>>4056656

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
01/30/20(Thu)00:40:59 No.4056663

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 01/30/20(Thu)00:40:59 No.4056663

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4056651
Hey guys I think he's actually dead this time. Let's all go home.

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd)
01/30/20(Thu)00:43:36 No.4056673

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd) 01/30/20(Thu)00:43:36 No.4056673

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4056651
>is seen eating a Snickers

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)00:44:49 No.4056676

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)00:44:49 No.4056676

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>>4056656

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)00:45:13 No.4056680

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)00:45:13 No.4056680

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4056676
Now back to the boat!

Anonymous (ID: 8MKOZfeD)
01/30/20(Thu)00:46:24 No.4056686

Anonymous (ID: 8MKOZfeD) 01/30/20(Thu)00:46:24 No.4056686

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4056676
What changed Bobby? Or was he just a sociopath from day one and is only now showing his power level

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd)
01/30/20(Thu)00:47:05 No.4056688

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd) 01/30/20(Thu)00:47:05 No.4056688

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4056676
Now - wrest a rousing Shotasniffer speech from the aether

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)00:51:48 No.4056696

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)00:51:48 No.4056696

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>>4056686
Well, you see, it's because....

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
01/30/20(Thu)00:54:14 No.4056698

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 01/30/20(Thu)00:54:14 No.4056698

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4056696
The chillsaders one. I remember it like it was yesterday. Quite the tragedy.

Anonymous (ID: D+GXnf53)
01/30/20(Thu)00:54:57 No.4056700

Anonymous (ID: D+GXnf53) 01/30/20(Thu)00:54:57 No.4056700

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4056696
scroll down that list

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)00:55:37 No.4056703

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)00:55:37 No.4056703

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4056696
I feel like 3rd and 4th option has something in common

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)00:57:23 No.4056707

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)00:57:23 No.4056707

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>>4056698
spoosh

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)00:58:17 No.4056709

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)00:58:17 No.4056709

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4056707
oh shit your hand slipped

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
01/30/20(Thu)00:59:03 No.4056713

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 01/30/20(Thu)00:59:03 No.4056713

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4056707
Now let's hurry and get on that boat and tackle that maelstrom

Anonymous (ID: hK0OqeYk)
01/30/20(Thu)00:59:57 No.4056715

Anonymous (ID: hK0OqeYk) 01/30/20(Thu)00:59:57 No.4056715

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4056707
Scroll down

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)01:00:36 No.4056717

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)01:00:36 No.4056717

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4056707
Lock in

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd)
01/30/20(Thu)01:04:09 No.4056724

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd) 01/30/20(Thu)01:04:09 No.4056724

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4056707
Press all the buttons to annoy the other passengers

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)01:05:31 No.4056728

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)01:05:31 No.4056728

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>>4056715

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)01:07:13 No.4056730

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)01:07:13 No.4056730

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4056728
decide via dice god

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
01/30/20(Thu)01:07:21 No.4056731

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 01/30/20(Thu)01:07:21 No.4056731

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4056728
What's that at the bottom? Could it be a mystery box?

Anonymous (ID: txIOqslf)
01/30/20(Thu)01:07:55 No.4056733

Anonymous (ID: txIOqslf) 01/30/20(Thu)01:07:55 No.4056733

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4056728
Probably all of them + alternate Bobby whispering to him every night
Back to ship

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)01:10:54 No.4056738

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)01:10:54 No.4056738

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>>4056731

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/30/20(Thu)01:11:41 No.4056741

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/30/20(Thu)01:11:41 No.4056741

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4056738
pick the ??? option, dark souls tier lore

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)01:11:43 No.4056742

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)01:11:43 No.4056742

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4056738
dice god to rescue

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
01/30/20(Thu)01:12:12 No.4056743

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 01/30/20(Thu)01:12:12 No.4056743

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4056738
Open it and see what's inside

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)01:22:31 No.4056755

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)01:22:31 No.4056755

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>>4056741
Of course. The real reason, is a mystery. An unknown piece of knowledge, unfortunately lost to the passage of time. Something that we might never know

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)01:25:09 No.4056757

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)01:25:09 No.4056757

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4056755
Let's pierce through the Maelstrom now.

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)01:25:11 No.4056758

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)01:25:11 No.4056758

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4056755
I bet he is just cranky cause someone ate his muffin like years ago
~~or he is secretly in love in Shotasniffer and it comes out that way~~

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/30/20(Thu)01:25:31 No.4056759

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/30/20(Thu)01:25:31 No.4056759

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4056755
Better tie him to the ships mast and sail to the island.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)01:36:14 No.4056777

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)01:36:14 No.4056777

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>>4056759

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)01:37:43 No.4056779

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)01:37:43 No.4056779

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4056777
off we go

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)01:44:28 No.4056788

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)01:44:28 No.4056788

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>>4056779
Aaaand yer off

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)01:45:45 No.4056789

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)01:45:45 No.4056789

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4056788
do the titanic scene

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)01:48:58 No.4056793

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)01:48:58 No.4056793

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4056788
Keep an eye out for all the terrible monsters that live in the ocean around your island

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)01:56:42 No.4056799

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)01:56:42 No.4056799

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>>4056789
Ah yes, that scene.

You assert dominance against the ocean

Anonymous (ID: KDDdmXPT)
01/30/20(Thu)01:57:31 No.4056801

Anonymous (ID: KDDdmXPT) 01/30/20(Thu)01:57:31 No.4056801

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4056799
Feel sad because there is no shota to hold you from behind

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)01:57:38 No.4056802

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)01:57:38 No.4056802

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4056799
See if the boat has an armory so we can take a cutlass or something

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA)
01/30/20(Thu)01:58:23 No.4056803

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA) 01/30/20(Thu)01:58:23 No.4056803

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4056799
And then a megalodon attacks

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)01:58:40 No.4056804

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)01:58:40 No.4056804

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4056799
order all non-essential crew to lift you, so you might tower over the ocean that much more

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)02:00:45 No.4056808

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)02:00:45 No.4056808

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>>4056801

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)02:01:41 No.4056809

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)02:01:41 No.4056809

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4056808
>>4056802

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)02:01:51 No.4056811

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)02:01:51 No.4056811

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4056808
time for random encounter roll

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA)
01/30/20(Thu)02:03:04 No.4056813

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA) 01/30/20(Thu)02:03:04 No.4056813

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4056808
And then two megalodons attack

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)02:05:10 No.4056816

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)02:05:10 No.4056816

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>>4056809
Let's go check

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)02:06:00 No.4056818

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)02:06:00 No.4056818

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4056816
Let's see if we can get a new outfit too if the budget allows it

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA)
01/30/20(Thu)02:06:57 No.4056819

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA) 01/30/20(Thu)02:06:57 No.4056819

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4056816
Let's get a bigger hat to really showcase our authority

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)02:07:46 No.4056820

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)02:07:46 No.4056820

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4056816
Lilly's very excited to deck out her sister in pirate gear

Anonymous (ID: KDDdmXPT)
01/30/20(Thu)02:07:57 No.4056822

Anonymous (ID: KDDdmXPT) 01/30/20(Thu)02:07:57 No.4056822

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4056816
Who's with us by the way, we need a roll call

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)02:08:46 No.4056824

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)02:08:46 No.4056824

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4056816
t-pose glitch stays for a bit

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)02:13:32 No.4056830

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)02:13:32 No.4056830

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>>4056819
So the bigger yer hat, the better yer authority

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)02:15:04 No.4056833

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)02:15:04 No.4056833

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4056830
No bigger the sister, bigger the authority. I just like big hats.

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA)
01/30/20(Thu)02:15:36 No.4056834

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA) 01/30/20(Thu)02:15:36 No.4056834

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4056830
Precisely, it needs to be at least bigger than the qms head. Maybe have a rocket it can shoot too.

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq)
01/30/20(Thu)02:16:16 No.4056838

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq) 01/30/20(Thu)02:16:16 No.4056838

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4056830
>>4056833
So what does that make Lily

Anonymous (ID: mD5wUeLA)
01/30/20(Thu)02:19:06 No.4056842

Anonymous (ID: mD5wUeLA) 01/30/20(Thu)02:19:06 No.4056842

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4056833

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd)
01/30/20(Thu)02:19:08 No.4056843

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd) 01/30/20(Thu)02:19:08 No.4056843

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4056833
So when did these quests become a big game of dress-up exactly

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq)
01/30/20(Thu)02:20:16 No.4056845

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq) 01/30/20(Thu)02:20:16 No.4056845

>>4056843
When it started

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)02:20:37 No.4056847

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)02:20:37 No.4056847

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>>4056834
QM? The hell's that? Sounds kinda gay

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq)
01/30/20(Thu)02:21:49 No.4056850

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq) 01/30/20(Thu)02:21:49 No.4056850

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4056847
Ok who the hell are you

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)02:22:00 No.4056851

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)02:22:00 No.4056851

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4056847
>>4056820

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)02:22:24 No.4056852

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)02:22:24 No.4056852

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4056847
Quality Manager
We don't have those here.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)02:22:51 No.4056853

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)02:22:51 No.4056853

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>>4056850
A vision, from the voiiiidddd

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/30/20(Thu)02:22:50 No.4056854

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/30/20(Thu)02:22:50 No.4056854

Rolled 37 (1d100)

Sail our ship over to collect the final brother and our really big hat

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA)
01/30/20(Thu)02:24:17 No.4056856

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA) 01/30/20(Thu)02:24:17 No.4056856

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4056853
Does this spook us? Can skeletons get spooked if skeletons are supposed to spook?

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq)
01/30/20(Thu)02:24:24 No.4056857

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq) 01/30/20(Thu)02:24:24 No.4056857

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4056853
>>4056822

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)02:24:37 No.4056859

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)02:24:37 No.4056859

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4056853
Before we do anything else, let's check and make sure someone actually knows how to sail a ship is on board

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd)
01/30/20(Thu)02:26:59 No.4056863

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd) 01/30/20(Thu)02:26:59 No.4056863

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4056850
Okay this: >>4056854 - but make sure the hat can shoot rockets so we can use it to shoot the maelstrom or great-grandma or whatever
Then roll-call

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)02:29:06 No.4056865

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)02:29:06 No.4056865

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>>4056856
Of course not! Always the spooker, never the spooked!

Anonymous (ID: cv104xUl)
01/30/20(Thu)02:30:08 No.4056867

Anonymous (ID: cv104xUl) 01/30/20(Thu)02:30:08 No.4056867

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4056865
Exven if it's Lolisniffer?

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd)
01/30/20(Thu)02:30:43 No.4056868

Anonymous (ID: pLlUd3Fd) 01/30/20(Thu)02:30:43 No.4056868

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4056865
Bitchin'.
>>4056863

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)02:31:14 No.4056869

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)02:31:14 No.4056869

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4056865
Shotasniffer's been unspookable since her mom taught her about skeleton puberty

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)02:44:47 No.4056879

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)02:44:47 No.4056879

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>>4056868
Let's see. Aside from the generic soldiers and underlings you've brought, with you are:
- Chosen One and Betty
- Lilly, Luke and Olessa
- Quattro down in the brig after Betty found him knocked out in a ditch and Bobby tied to the ship's mast
- Marian, the VP and the Director has just finished cleaning up the factory and resumed production. They'll be following you later on their own boat

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)02:46:53 No.4056882

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)02:46:53 No.4056882

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4056879
Talk to Olessa, she doesn't get much screen time

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)02:54:29 No.4056887

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)02:54:29 No.4056887

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>>4056882
"It's okay. I don't like to talk much anyway."

Anonymous (ID: cv104xUl)
01/30/20(Thu)02:56:46 No.4056890

Anonymous (ID: cv104xUl) 01/30/20(Thu)02:56:46 No.4056890

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4056887
You prefer fishing and telling Luke to do his chores?

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)02:57:21 No.4056891

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)02:57:21 No.4056891

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4056887
Oh ok. You wanna fish with me while we wait to get to the island?

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)02:57:42 No.4056893

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)02:57:42 No.4056893

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>Quattro caught off screen
huh
>>4056887
I don't even know who she is

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)02:59:12 No.4056896

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)02:59:12 No.4056896

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>>4056890
"Yeah, and hitting things. And just generally telling Luke to do things"

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)03:00:18 No.4056897

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)03:00:18 No.4056897

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4056896
so when is the wedding

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)03:04:07 No.4056900

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)03:04:07 No.4056900

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4056896
So is this boat really going to get us through the maelstrom? Or is Lilly just kind of hoping?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)03:04:38 No.4056901

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)03:04:38 No.4056901

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>>4056897
"I'm sorry what"

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)03:06:12 No.4056905

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)03:06:12 No.4056905

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4056901
It's a joke Olessa, I'm hilarious. Every one says so, usually while looking terrified.

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA)
01/30/20(Thu)03:08:06 No.4056907

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA) 01/30/20(Thu)03:08:06 No.4056907

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4056901
You look more like a sasquatch than you do a skelewoman

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)03:12:43 No.4056914

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)03:12:43 No.4056914

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>>4056907
"Eh. I was always bigger than the rest of our sisters. Armor probably didn't help. But eh. Doesn't really bother me"

Anonymous (ID: 7NbPp5gw)
01/30/20(Thu)03:14:15 No.4056915

Anonymous (ID: 7NbPp5gw) 01/30/20(Thu)03:14:15 No.4056915

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4056914
Well at least you know incest is wrong, unlike certain green people

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)03:16:54 No.4056918

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)03:16:54 No.4056918

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4056914
>>4056900

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA)
01/30/20(Thu)03:23:01 No.4056922

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA) 01/30/20(Thu)03:23:01 No.4056922

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4056914
Can you punch us? I want to see how hard you could punch us.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)03:23:55 No.4056923

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)03:23:55 No.4056923

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>>4056918
"Well, hopefully it'll get the job done. The giant horn at the front of the ship was made using unicorn bones and bone kingdom magic. Lilly's planning to ram it through the barrier"

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)03:24:30 No.4056924

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)03:24:30 No.4056924

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4056923
but can it be a drill?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)03:27:27 No.4056926

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)03:27:27 No.4056926

>>4056924
"Probably"

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)03:29:48 No.4056928

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)03:29:48 No.4056928

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>>4056926

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)03:30:28 No.4056931

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)03:30:28 No.4056931

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4056926
Random Event

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)03:30:52 No.4056932

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)03:30:52 No.4056932

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4056926
>>4056928
Call ship "Black Iron" if it can.

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA)
01/30/20(Thu)03:31:33 No.4056934

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA) 01/30/20(Thu)03:31:33 No.4056934

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4056926
Can we put explosives inside of it and launch it as a missile drill though?

Anonymous (ID: 7NbPp5gw)
01/30/20(Thu)03:31:48 No.4056935

Anonymous (ID: 7NbPp5gw) 01/30/20(Thu)03:31:48 No.4056935

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4056928
Eh, good enough, too bad the engineering team is not here right now, how are they doing?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)03:40:27 No.4056944

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)03:40:27 No.4056944

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>>4056935
"The Submarine is almost ready, Marian"

"Good, we'll catch up to them in no time"

Anonymous (ID: 7NbPp5gw)
01/30/20(Thu)03:43:14 No.4056947

Anonymous (ID: 7NbPp5gw) 01/30/20(Thu)03:43:14 No.4056947

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4056944
Man, Mariam has been improving ever since the stare, looks like he want to get Simon's help that badly.

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)03:45:58 No.4056948

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)03:45:58 No.4056948

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4056944
Hey, whatever happened to that Cyber Squid green used to have?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)03:49:33 No.4056953

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)03:49:33 No.4056953

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>>4056947
Soon, the Robopocalypse shall begin, then they'd all be sorry.

Anonymous (ID: 7NbPp5gw)
01/30/20(Thu)03:50:54 No.4056956

Anonymous (ID: 7NbPp5gw) 01/30/20(Thu)03:50:54 No.4056956

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4056953
"What was that, boss?"

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)03:53:20 No.4056958

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)03:53:20 No.4056958

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4056953
Shotasniffer texts Marian: "We are cancelling the Robobpocalypse. :P"

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)03:57:04 No.4056965

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)03:57:04 No.4056965

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>>4056958
In any case. Your ship is making its way closer and closer to the battle zone.

Hope nothing bad happens along the way!

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)03:57:41 No.4056966

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)03:57:41 No.4056966

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4056965
roll for encounter

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)03:57:53 No.4056967

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)03:57:53 No.4056967

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4056965
something bad happens along the way
~~To Marian~~

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq)
01/30/20(Thu)03:59:00 No.4056968

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq) 01/30/20(Thu)03:59:00 No.4056968

>>4056967
>Marian
At least let him have his fun untill we beat the shit out of him and his robot overlords again

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)04:05:12 No.4056973

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)04:05:12 No.4056973

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>>4056967
As you make your way towards the island, by sheer coincidence, Marian fell down the stairs

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)04:07:19 No.4056976

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)04:07:19 No.4056976

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4056973
>>4056966

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq)
01/30/20(Thu)04:07:49 No.4056977

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq) 01/30/20(Thu)04:07:49 No.4056977

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4056973
>>4056966

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)04:15:13 No.4056983

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)04:15:13 No.4056983

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>>4056976
And as he kept falling down the stairs and regretting the fact that he made the stairs to be so high in the first place, you see...something in the distance ocean.

What's that?!

Roll 2d100

90-100: Eh, just some fish
60-89: Oh shit it's a big assfish
40-59: Oh shit it's 2 big assfishes
20-39: A legion of hostile fishmen patrolling the waters with their bigass fishes
10-19: Ancient sea monsters, roused from their slumber due to your great grandma
1-9: Rasputin

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq)
01/30/20(Thu)04:15:54 No.4056984

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq) 01/30/20(Thu)04:15:54 No.4056984

Rolled 26, 15 = 41 (2d100)

>>4056983

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)04:17:15 No.4056986

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)04:17:15 No.4056986

Rolled 98, 41 = 139 (2d100)

>>4056983

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq)
01/30/20(Thu)04:18:03 No.4056987

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq) 01/30/20(Thu)04:18:03 No.4056987

>>4056986
Olessa's going to be happy

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq)
01/30/20(Thu)04:19:04 No.4056988

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq) 01/30/20(Thu)04:19:04 No.4056988

>>4056983
>rasputin is the lowest dice roll
This does not sound good

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/30/20(Thu)04:19:13 No.4056990

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/30/20(Thu)04:19:13 No.4056990

Rolled 81, 25 = 106 (2d100)

>>4056983

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)04:23:20 No.4056992

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)04:23:20 No.4056992

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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4056986
OH SHIT TWO HUGE FISHIES! THEY'RE ATTACKING THE SHIP!

ROLL 2D100

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/30/20(Thu)04:24:09 No.4056995

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/30/20(Thu)04:24:09 No.4056995

Rolled 38, 27 = 65 (2d100)

>>4056992
That's a big fish.

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq)
01/30/20(Thu)04:25:44 No.4056996

Anonymous (ID: QSeUSCOq) 01/30/20(Thu)04:25:44 No.4056996

Rolled 47, 10 = 57 (2d100)

>>4056992

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)04:26:28 No.4056999

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)04:26:28 No.4056999

Rolled 70, 37 = 107 (2d100)

>>4056992
bonus, if we tame them, they can drag the ship

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)04:28:05 No.4057001

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)04:28:05 No.4057001

Rolled 60, 19 = 79 (2d100)

>>4056992
OH SHIT NIGGA CAN I SAVE IT

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)04:31:42 No.4057005

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)04:31:42 No.4057005

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>>4056999
The creatures slammed into the ship! We're taking damage!

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)04:32:15 No.4057006

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)04:32:15 No.4057006

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4057005
GRAB A HARPOON AND DIVE AFTER ONE

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)04:39:44 No.4057012

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)04:39:44 No.4057012

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Rolled 207 (1d900)

>>4057006
ROLL 2D1020

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)04:40:20 No.4057013

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)04:40:20 No.4057013

Rolled 39, 597 = 636 (2d1020)

>>4057012
STRIKE WITH THE POWER OF POSEIDON BY OUR SIDE
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)04:50:43 No.4057025

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)04:50:43 No.4057025

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>>4057013

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)04:51:55 No.4057029

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)04:51:55 No.4057029

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4057025
NOW SCARE THE OTHER OFF USING INTIMIDATION

Anonymous (ID: EQdQIC7g)
01/30/20(Thu)04:52:08 No.4057030

Anonymous (ID: EQdQIC7g) 01/30/20(Thu)04:52:08 No.4057030

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4057025
THIS IS HOW YOU FISH FOR SHARKS

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/30/20(Thu)04:52:20 No.4057031

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/30/20(Thu)04:52:20 No.4057031

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4057025
Wedge that straight through into his brain

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)04:53:28 No.4057032

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)04:53:28 No.4057032

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4057025
Intimidate the other fish to serve as your steed

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)05:00:55 No.4057041

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)05:00:55 No.4057041

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Rolled 831 (1d900)

>>4057029
ROLL 2D1020

+50 bonus

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)05:01:30 No.4057043

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)05:01:30 No.4057043

Rolled 292, 801 = 1093 (2d1020)

>>4057041
SUFFER ME NOW

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/30/20(Thu)05:01:48 No.4057044

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/30/20(Thu)05:01:48 No.4057044

Rolled 753, 805 = 1558 (2d1020)

>>4057041

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)05:03:26 No.4057046

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)05:03:26 No.4057046

>>4057043
>>4057044
nice

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)05:07:38 No.4057052

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)05:07:38 No.4057052

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>>4057044

Anonymous (ID: Rg76wvr/)
01/30/20(Thu)05:08:49 No.4057053

Anonymous (ID: Rg76wvr/) 01/30/20(Thu)05:08:49 No.4057053

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4057052
We're eating shark tonight

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)05:10:38 No.4057054

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)05:10:38 No.4057054

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4057052
Can we turn the dead shark into an undead ocean steed?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)05:14:00 No.4057059

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)05:14:00 No.4057059

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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4057054
Roll 2d100 to have the Bone Kingdom personnel work their magic

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)05:14:47 No.4057061

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)05:14:47 No.4057061

Rolled 44, 12 = 56 (2d100)

>>4057059
That magic is proving useful!

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)05:15:16 No.4057063

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)05:15:16 No.4057063

Rolled 88, 6 = 94 (2d100)

>>4057059
C'mon...

Anonymous (ID: Rg76wvr/)
01/30/20(Thu)05:15:16 No.4057064

Anonymous (ID: Rg76wvr/) 01/30/20(Thu)05:15:16 No.4057064

>>4057059
dice+2d100

Anonymous (ID: Rg76wvr/)
01/30/20(Thu)05:16:18 No.4057065

Anonymous (ID: Rg76wvr/) 01/30/20(Thu)05:16:18 No.4057065

Rolled 98, 28 = 126 (2d100)

>>4057059
>>4057064
Oops.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)05:18:43 No.4057069

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)05:18:43 No.4057069

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>>4057065
Ah shit they accidentally overcharged it. The giant shark corpse exploded

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)05:19:27 No.4057070

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)05:19:27 No.4057070

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4057069
Oh well, let's go to grandma island now.

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)05:20:37 No.4057073

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)05:20:37 No.4057073

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4057069
maybe this is why Dad never gave you a pony

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)05:28:53 No.4057083

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)05:28:53 No.4057083

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>>4057073
Suddenly, you have a vision, of a distant conversation your dad had with your mom, a long time ago

"I can't get her a pony! She'll just explode it!"

Perhaps this could be the reason! Perhaps you decided to NOT remember this to justify your actions!

OR PERHAPS you're remembering it wrong, this memory is wrong! You will get that pony!

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)05:30:13 No.4057086

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)05:30:13 No.4057086

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4057083
holy shit, this is why Dad will never give us the pony

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)05:33:09 No.4057088

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)05:33:09 No.4057088

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4057083
Screw you Dad, I'll get that pony even if I have to kill every other pony on the planet!

To Grandma's Island!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)05:41:38 No.4057096

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)05:41:38 No.4057096

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>>4057086
Nevertheless, the voyage can now resume

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)05:42:19 No.4057097

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)05:42:19 No.4057097

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4057096
Ram through the Maelstrom surrounding the island now

Anonymous (ID: Rg76wvr/)
01/30/20(Thu)05:43:09 No.4057098

Anonymous (ID: Rg76wvr/) 01/30/20(Thu)05:43:09 No.4057098

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4057096
Has marian reached us yet

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)05:46:11 No.4057103

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)05:46:11 No.4057103

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>>4057098
No

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)05:46:42 No.4057104

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)05:46:42 No.4057104

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4057103
PUSH THROUGH WITH ONE FINAL URAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)05:49:39 No.4057107

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)05:49:39 No.4057107

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Rolled 127 (1d1000)

>>4057104
ROLL 2d1020

The maelstrom has a +100 bonus

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/30/20(Thu)05:50:29 No.4057110

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/30/20(Thu)05:50:29 No.4057110

Rolled 769, 788 = 1557 (2d1020)

>>4057107
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)06:02:48 No.4057122

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)06:02:48 No.4057122

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>>4057110
You got through!

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)06:03:56 No.4057124

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)06:03:56 No.4057124

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4057122
make a cheeky one liner like "there is nothign I can't pierce thru"

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/30/20(Thu)06:04:34 No.4057125

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/30/20(Thu)06:04:34 No.4057125

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4057122
Our ram seems excited, give it a treat of calcium

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/30/20(Thu)06:05:04 No.4057126

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/30/20(Thu)06:05:04 No.4057126

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4057122
It's worse on the inside

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)06:09:50 No.4057127

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)06:09:50 No.4057127

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>>4057125
The crew gives the ship's head some milk. It is pleased.

AND NOW.....I will have to leave for a bit, holiday season aint over so relatives are still visting, will continue later.

fack

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)06:11:24 No.4057129

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)06:11:24 No.4057129

>>4057127
Thanks for bread OP

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/30/20(Thu)06:12:05 No.4057130

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/30/20(Thu)06:12:05 No.4057130

>>4057129
Watchout tho, it's kinda moldy

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/30/20(Thu)06:14:43 No.4057132

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/30/20(Thu)06:14:43 No.4057132

>>4057130
It's a bonebread
Solid Calcium
it doesn't mold

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/30/20(Thu)11:07:31 No.4057426

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/30/20(Thu)11:07:31 No.4057426

>>4057127
Just how many relatives do you have?

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/30/20(Thu)11:23:30 No.4057449

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/30/20(Thu)11:23:30 No.4057449

>>4057426
He has mentioned a grandma and a brother

Anonymous (ID: povGT9Kx)
01/30/20(Thu)18:53:25 No.4058123

Anonymous (ID: povGT9Kx) 01/30/20(Thu)18:53:25 No.4058123

Truly Bobby's turn to jerkassery will never be known
~~But we all know that it's because Super Robot Season 3 was terrible due to new writers~~

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/30/20(Thu)19:55:31 No.4058230

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/30/20(Thu)19:55:31 No.4058230

>>4058123
Fork off it was entertaining eve if it did outstay its welcome due to Curse and OP forgetting the entire plotline

Anonymous (ID: 0ygrR/MG)
01/30/20(Thu)21:27:01 No.4058388

Anonymous (ID: 0ygrR/MG) 01/30/20(Thu)21:27:01 No.4058388

>>4058230
It was pretty shart

Anonymous (ID: WrCMeULf)
01/30/20(Thu)21:35:13 No.4058402

Anonymous (ID: WrCMeULf) 01/30/20(Thu)21:35:13 No.4058402

>>4058230
>liking Fester
Fester was the cancer of the show

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)02:28:16 No.4058825

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)02:28:16 No.4058825

>>4057426
An entire extended family, basically

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
01/31/20(Fri)02:31:30 No.4058827

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 01/31/20(Fri)02:31:30 No.4058827

>>4058825
thread soon?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)02:37:37 No.4058833

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)02:37:37 No.4058833

>>4058827
In about 6 years

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/31/20(Fri)03:15:27 No.4058865

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/31/20(Fri)03:15:27 No.4058865

>>4058230
Character bloat was real. Heath & Cliff barely did anything relevant and anon participation was low. But there were some good moments. Fester-Edward interactions were the best part

Anonymous (ID: 9FjIcZQb)
01/31/20(Fri)03:30:36 No.4058872

Anonymous (ID: 9FjIcZQb) 01/31/20(Fri)03:30:36 No.4058872

>>4058865
That's because Edward carried it

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)08:45:57 No.4059088

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)08:45:57 No.4059088

>>4058865
I agree, bringing characters other than original 4 was a mistake, even then Dai was just kinda there

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)09:28:24 No.4059129

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)09:28:24 No.4059129

>>4058872
After SRP3, Edward was admitted into Space Hospital. Due to spinal complications, arisen from having to carry the entire quest on his back

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)09:29:57 No.4059131

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)09:29:57 No.4059131

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Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)09:30:15 No.4059132

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)09:30:15 No.4059132

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4059129
back to regularly scheduled story

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)09:30:46 No.4059133

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)09:30:46 No.4059133

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4059131
>>4059132

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)09:32:15 No.4059137

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)09:32:15 No.4059137

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4059129
weed song intensifies

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)09:32:27 No.4059138

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)09:32:27 No.4059138

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4059131
Drink milk

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)09:33:05 No.4059140

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)09:33:05 No.4059140

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>>4059133

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)09:33:55 No.4059142

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)09:33:55 No.4059142

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4059140
what does the sail have to say about it

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)09:36:27 No.4059147

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)09:36:27 No.4059147

>>4059142
Welp. There goes our 100

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)09:42:38 No.4059153

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)09:42:38 No.4059153

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>>4059142

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/31/20(Fri)09:44:37 No.4059154

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/31/20(Fri)09:44:37 No.4059154

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4059153
OP comes back after remembering his self-esteem is directly tied to strangers on the internet rolling fake dice at him while screaming

Anonymous (ID: yN7R7/p0)
01/31/20(Fri)09:45:50 No.4059156

Anonymous (ID: yN7R7/p0) 01/31/20(Fri)09:45:50 No.4059156

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4059153
Well? Get him back!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)09:48:42 No.4059157

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)09:48:42 No.4059157

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>>4059154
No it isn't

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)09:49:21 No.4059158

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)09:49:21 No.4059158

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4059157
GET HIM

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)09:49:32 No.4059159

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)09:49:32 No.4059159

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4059157
lure OP with some fanart

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/31/20(Fri)09:50:10 No.4059161

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/31/20(Fri)09:50:10 No.4059161

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4059157
Yeah, yeah. You do this because for "art practice" and "creativity". Just take the dice roll.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)09:53:37 No.4059165

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)09:53:37 No.4059165

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>>4059161
Shaddup. I can quit anytime I want.

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/31/20(Fri)09:55:49 No.4059167

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/31/20(Fri)09:55:49 No.4059167

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4059165
Of course you can. But in the meantime, let's see how the skeletons are doing now that they're past the maelstrom.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)09:56:02 No.4059168

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)09:56:02 No.4059168

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4059165
Just like Quattro and his wine addiction

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)09:56:45 No.4059170

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)09:56:45 No.4059170

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4059165
suuuuuuuuuuuuure

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)09:59:45 No.4059171

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)09:59:45 No.4059171

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>>4059167
OH MY GOD THEY'RE DEAD!

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)10:01:27 No.4059173

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)10:01:27 No.4059173

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4059171
looks like OP needs to be lynched

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)10:01:53 No.4059174

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)10:01:53 No.4059174

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4059171
Again? Time to start over as Simon.

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
01/31/20(Fri)10:02:05 No.4059175

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 01/31/20(Fri)10:02:05 No.4059175

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4059171
I mean yeah, they're skeletons. But what are they DOING?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)10:12:24 No.4059180

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)10:12:24 No.4059180

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>>4059175
Sailing to that beach over there

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)10:13:08 No.4059181

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)10:13:08 No.4059181

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4059180
search for simon and rasputin

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)10:13:34 No.4059182

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)10:13:34 No.4059182

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4059180
seems like a good place for beach house

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)10:14:07 No.4059183

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)10:14:07 No.4059183

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4059180
Uncle Siiiiiiimon!
Raaaaaasppuuuuutiiiin!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)10:20:33 No.4059190

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)10:20:33 No.4059190

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>>4059181
Well, obviously. Just follow the sound of epic battle! Surely Uncle Simon and Rasputin is still holding out!

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)10:21:01 No.4059191

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)10:21:01 No.4059191

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4059190
Follow the noise!

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)10:22:03 No.4059192

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)10:22:03 No.4059192

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4059190
get quattro out of cage too before following

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)10:22:39 No.4059193

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)10:22:39 No.4059193

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4059190
If they're still battling it's a good sign
>>4059192

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)10:30:01 No.4059195

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)10:30:01 No.4059195

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>>4059193
"Ooooh geez....what did I do last night?...Oh hey, Chosen One, Betty. I got a pretty big hangover right now...where am I?"

Roll 2d100 to listen for the sounds of battle

70-100: Over that hill! A battle is raging!
30-69: Silence! Oh no
1-29: Something's coming over here!

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)10:30:43 No.4059197

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)10:30:43 No.4059197

Rolled 9, 88 = 97 (2d100)

>>4059195

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/31/20(Fri)10:30:55 No.4059198

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/31/20(Fri)10:30:55 No.4059198

Rolled 90, 14 = 104 (2d100)

>>4059195

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)10:31:12 No.4059199

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)10:31:12 No.4059199

Rolled 70, 79 = 149 (2d100)

>>4059195
being a wuss mostly

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)10:31:23 No.4059201

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)10:31:23 No.4059201

>>4059198
...

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)10:32:53 No.4059202

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)10:32:53 No.4059202

>>4059198
YOU DOOMED US ALL

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)10:38:33 No.4059206

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)10:38:33 No.4059206

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>>4059198
oh hey something's coming over here

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)10:39:03 No.4059207

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)10:39:03 No.4059207

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4059206
duck!

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)10:39:29 No.4059208

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)10:39:29 No.4059208

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4059206
DOOODGE

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)10:39:47 No.4059209

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)10:39:47 No.4059209

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4059206
OH SHIT IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US
DODGE DODGE DODGE

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)10:46:44 No.4059211

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)10:46:44 No.4059211

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4059206
Fire cannons!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)10:47:26 No.4059214

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)10:47:26 No.4059214

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Rolled 165 (1d1000)

>>4059208
Roll 2d1000

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)10:47:54 No.4059215

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)10:47:54 No.4059215

Rolled 933, 490 = 1423 (2d1000)

>>4059214

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)10:48:03 No.4059216

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)10:48:03 No.4059216

Rolled 469, 802 = 1271 (2d1000)

>>4059214
we could probably fuck up a roll like this

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)10:48:06 No.4059217

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)10:48:06 No.4059217

Rolled 24, 92 = 116 (2d1000)

>>4059214

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
01/31/20(Fri)10:48:26 No.4059219

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 01/31/20(Fri)10:48:26 No.4059219

Rolled 677, 479 = 1156 (2d1000)

>>4059214
ez dodge

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)11:08:16 No.4059233

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)11:08:16 No.4059233

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>>4059215
Woah shit, something swooped past!

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)11:08:49 No.4059235

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)11:08:49 No.4059235

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4059233
What was that?

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
01/31/20(Fri)11:10:57 No.4059236

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 01/31/20(Fri)11:10:57 No.4059236

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4059233
Was it the kraken?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)11:13:12 No.4059240

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)11:13:12 No.4059240

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>>4059235
IT'S....Roll 2d100

80-100: The Kraken
50-79: Simon
10-49: Rasputin
1-9: All of the above

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)11:14:07 No.4059243

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)11:14:07 No.4059243

Rolled 9, 97 = 106 (2d100)

>>4059233

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)11:14:40 No.4059244

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)11:14:40 No.4059244

Rolled 58, 94 = 152 (2d100)

>>4059240
How can that be all of the above?

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)11:15:55 No.4059245

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)11:15:55 No.4059245

>>4059244
the enemy being so powerful that it took on all three and won

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/31/20(Fri)11:16:43 No.4059246

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/31/20(Fri)11:16:43 No.4059246

Rolled 21, 22 = 43 (2d100)

>>4059240

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)11:22:50 No.4059253

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)11:22:50 No.4059253

>all the above

Oh no

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)11:31:30 No.4059261

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)11:31:30 No.4059261

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i am experiencing tech difficulties, please hold

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)11:37:35 No.4059266

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)11:37:35 No.4059266

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4059261
stupid viet internet

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)11:44:56 No.4059278

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)11:44:56 No.4059278

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Alright, it's probably okay now. Shieeet.

Anyway, it's the GSG's Cyber Kraken. Marian's pet!

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)11:49:58 No.4059288

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)11:49:58 No.4059288

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4059278
From far away, Marian suddenly gets a bad feeling

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)11:55:19 No.4059296

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)11:55:19 No.4059296

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4059278
Is it possessed? It's possessed isnt it?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)11:57:29 No.4059298

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)11:57:29 No.4059298

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>>4059288
"I suddenly have a bad feeling" - Marian, who is having a bad feeling

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)11:58:16 No.4059301

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)11:58:16 No.4059301

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4059298
TAKOYAKI TIME

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)11:58:43 No.4059302

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)11:58:43 No.4059302

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4059298
Is he on the way yet

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)12:00:17 No.4059306

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)12:00:17 No.4059306

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4059298
Punch kraken

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)12:04:41 No.4059311

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>>4059302
The GSG Sub is a go!

Boy wouldn't this would have helped during Skeleton Island 1

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/31/20(Fri)12:06:58 No.4059315

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/31/20(Fri)12:06:58 No.4059315

>>4059311
leave the kracken for martin to find and go deeper into the island

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/31/20(Fri)12:08:00 No.4059319

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/31/20(Fri)12:08:00 No.4059319

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4059315

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)12:09:55 No.4059323

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)12:09:55 No.4059323

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4059311
>>4059315
Let's hope it's just knocked out

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)12:11:19 No.4059325

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)12:11:19 No.4059325

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>>4059319
>>4059315
MArtin? Who the hell's Martin?

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/31/20(Fri)12:12:55 No.4059328

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/31/20(Fri)12:12:55 No.4059328

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4059325
the green one, whos name is not worth remembering correctly

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)12:12:59 No.4059329

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)12:12:59 No.4059329

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4059325
Ship's cook, specialized in seafood

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)12:13:15 No.4059331

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)12:13:15 No.4059331

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4059325
Afro Skeleton

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)12:15:24 No.4059332

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)12:15:24 No.4059332

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4059325
Continue on

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)12:27:37 No.4059344

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)12:27:37 No.4059344

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4059329
Of course.

Anyway, the cyber Kraken is attacking. Oh shit ROLL 2D100!

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/31/20(Fri)12:28:19 No.4059346

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/31/20(Fri)12:28:19 No.4059346

Rolled 21, 15 = 36 (2d100)

>>4059344

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)12:28:25 No.4059347

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)12:28:25 No.4059347

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4059344
PUNCH THE CORRUPTION OUT OF IT

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)12:28:56 No.4059349

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)12:28:56 No.4059349

Rolled 41, 10 = 51 (2d100)

>>4059344
>>4059347

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)12:31:36 No.4059354

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)12:31:36 No.4059354

Rolled 82, 35 = 117 (2d100)

>>4059344
it's so weak, cook Martin could chop it himself

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)12:33:22 No.4059355

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)12:33:22 No.4059355

>>4059354
do you have something against squids

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)12:34:57 No.4059359

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)12:34:57 No.4059359

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o hey it missed

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)12:36:11 No.4059362

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)12:36:11 No.4059362

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4059359
Punch it

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/31/20(Fri)12:36:26 No.4059363

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/31/20(Fri)12:36:26 No.4059363

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4059359
Pinch it

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)12:38:30 No.4059368

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)12:38:30 No.4059368

>>4059355
They are delicious

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)12:44:18 No.4059377

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)12:44:18 No.4059377

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Rolled 928 (1d1000)

>>4059362
Don't do it too hard. Marian may get sad you killed his Cyber Squid when it's being possessed

Roll 2d1020

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)12:45:33 No.4059378

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)12:45:33 No.4059378

Rolled 964, 199 = 1163 (2d1020)

>>4059377
punch the corruption out

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)12:46:43 No.4059380

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)12:46:43 No.4059380

Rolled 924, 522 = 1446 (2d1000)

>>4059377
Nothing for him to worry about then

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/31/20(Fri)12:46:42 No.4059381

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/31/20(Fri)12:46:42 No.4059381

Rolled 332, 451 = 783 (2d1020)

>>4059377

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)12:53:45 No.4059388

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)12:53:45 No.4059388

Rolled 806, 926 = 1732 (2d1020)

>>4059377

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)12:57:12 No.4059392

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)12:57:12 No.4059392

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>>4059378
Ooh, it's a slippery one

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)12:58:23 No.4059394

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)12:58:23 No.4059394

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4059392
Is anyone else going to help with fighting it

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)12:58:41 No.4059395

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)12:58:41 No.4059395

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4059392
Wrap it with its own tentacles

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)12:59:22 No.4059396

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)12:59:22 No.4059396

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4059392
Intimidation

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)13:07:41 No.4059400

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)13:07:41 No.4059400

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Rolled 813 (1d1000)

>>4059396
ROLL 2D1020

It has a +700 Bonus

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
01/31/20(Fri)13:08:24 No.4059401

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 01/31/20(Fri)13:08:24 No.4059401

Rolled 949, 531 = 1480 (2d1020)

>>4059400
Take this

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)13:09:23 No.4059402

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)13:09:23 No.4059402

Rolled 960, 299 = 1259 (2d1020)

>>4059400
dried octopus would go well with beer

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)13:09:35 No.4059403

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)13:09:35 No.4059403

Rolled 709, 220 = 929 (2d1020)

>>4059400
Shieeet

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)13:16:04 No.4059407

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)13:16:04 No.4059407

Rolled 302, 12 = 314 (2d1000)

>>4059400

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)13:20:15 No.4059409

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)13:20:15 No.4059409

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>>4059402
Whatever hold Grandma had on it, it's too strong for you to break through! Betty tackled you out of the way of an oncoming tentacle while you were trying to intimidate it! The rest joined up in attacking the Cyber Quid!

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)13:21:09 No.4059410

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)13:21:09 No.4059410

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4059409
may be it's her way to pickle it?

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)13:22:30 No.4059412

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)13:22:30 No.4059412

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4059409
Call in everyone not imprisoned to subdue the beast

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)13:40:05 No.4059429

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)13:40:05 No.4059429

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>>4059412
>>4059412

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/31/20(Fri)13:40:57 No.4059430

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/31/20(Fri)13:40:57 No.4059430

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4059429
MORE DAKKA!

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)13:45:09 No.4059436

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)13:45:09 No.4059436

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4059429
Beat him up together with Lilly and Quattro

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)13:45:33 No.4059437

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)13:45:33 No.4059437

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4059429
>>4059430
there is no thing which can't be solved with more lead

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)13:53:50 No.4059445

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)13:53:50 No.4059445

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>>4059430

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/31/20(Fri)13:55:22 No.4059446

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/31/20(Fri)13:55:22 No.4059446

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4059445
Surely, this is sufficient dakka to destroy the thing

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)13:55:58 No.4059447

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)13:55:58 No.4059447

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4059445
BIGGER ONE

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
01/31/20(Fri)13:57:06 No.4059449

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 01/31/20(Fri)13:57:06 No.4059449

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4059447
dice god knows the truth

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)14:06:52 No.4059463

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)14:06:52 No.4059463

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>>4059447

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/31/20(Fri)14:07:38 No.4059465

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/31/20(Fri)14:07:38 No.4059465

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4059463
Okay, it's gotta be dead now

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)14:08:16 No.4059468

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)14:08:16 No.4059468

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4059463
Gonna join in Marian?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)14:12:45 No.4059474

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)14:12:45 No.4059474

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Rolled 943 (1d1000)

>>4059468
Marian being here is entirely dependent on whether or not the Cyber Squid is dead. Just so he can witness his siblings murdering his pet.

Is the cyber kraken ded?

ROLL 2D1000

+300 bonus

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)14:13:58 No.4059476

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)14:13:58 No.4059476

Rolled 66, 38 = 104 (2d1000)

>>4059474
Yyyy, naaaaaahhh

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/31/20(Fri)14:18:00 No.4059482

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/31/20(Fri)14:18:00 No.4059482

Rolled 729, 686 = 1415 (2d1000)

>>4059474

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)14:22:09 No.4059486

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)14:22:09 No.4059486

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>>4059476
IT'S STILL ALIVE! SOMEHOW!

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
01/31/20(Fri)14:24:12 No.4059492

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 01/31/20(Fri)14:24:12 No.4059492

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4059486
Good, Marian won't be crying like a lil' bitch and have another nervous breakdown, where is he anyways, also tie it up

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/31/20(Fri)14:24:22 No.4059493

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/31/20(Fri)14:24:22 No.4059493

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4059486
rasputin is inside powering it liek an eldritch battery!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)14:28:17 No.4059500

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)14:28:17 No.4059500

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>>4059492
MEANWHILE, UNDER THE SEA

"Just keep moving forward, don't aggravate it"

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)14:44:41 No.4059521

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)14:44:41 No.4059521

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4059500
Hpw is the sub going to break through the malestorm

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
01/31/20(Fri)14:45:04 No.4059522

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 01/31/20(Fri)14:45:04 No.4059522

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It seems that the giant lizard was 2spooky for anons. Thread is now officially ended. Whoop

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/31/20(Fri)14:59:19 No.4059542

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/31/20(Fri)14:59:19 No.4059542

>>4059522
fug

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/31/20(Fri)15:21:33 No.4059568

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/31/20(Fri)15:21:33 No.4059568

Should have been multiplayer, not gonna lie

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
01/31/20(Fri)15:25:01 No.4059575

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 01/31/20(Fri)15:25:01 No.4059575

>>4059568
fug that, we just need to clean up skele island already. Its time to fuck with the humans

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/31/20(Fri)15:32:35 No.4059585

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/31/20(Fri)15:32:35 No.4059585

>>4059575
Cleaning up skele island will take 20 threads minimum in between anon's nonexistent attention span and OP's fuckery

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)15:42:05 No.4059604

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)15:42:05 No.4059604

>>4059585
I think Great Grandma is the most important issue. Since you know...it corrupted the island in a day... and its already affecting sea life. It will be a global threat unless we appease her... somehow. She's always angry tho.

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
01/31/20(Fri)16:08:10 No.4059644

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 01/31/20(Fri)16:08:10 No.4059644

>>4059604
We don't know if that's really grandma. It's probably a coincidence

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
01/31/20(Fri)16:53:50 No.4059714

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 01/31/20(Fri)16:53:50 No.4059714

>>4059644
Female figure, evil black tentacles, red eyes, hates everyone including her own offspring. Sounds like her.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)19:55:01 No.4060185

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)19:55:01 No.4060185

>>4059714
>hates everyone including her own offspring
So she's Lolisniffer's grandma?

Anonymous (ID: 0ygrR/MG)
01/31/20(Fri)21:01:26 No.4060394

Anonymous (ID: 0ygrR/MG) 01/31/20(Fri)21:01:26 No.4060394

>>4060185
Which makes her great grandma. Yes.

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA)
01/31/20(Fri)21:10:23 No.4060423

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA) 01/31/20(Fri)21:10:23 No.4060423

Don't him I said this, but I heard the QM washes his hair with his own toe jam.

Anonymous (ID: 3bJ9LjCv)
01/31/20(Fri)21:22:15 No.4060451

Anonymous (ID: 3bJ9LjCv) 01/31/20(Fri)21:22:15 No.4060451

>>4059568
>multiplayer
It'll be even more chaotic with having to wait for other players

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
01/31/20(Fri)21:47:40 No.4060498

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 01/31/20(Fri)21:47:40 No.4060498

>>4060394
Well it definitely means she's not related to Shadowboss Jr or Greg, or anyone else really besides maybe Texas

Anonymous (ID: 0ygrR/MG)
01/31/20(Fri)22:00:06 No.4060528

Anonymous (ID: 0ygrR/MG) 01/31/20(Fri)22:00:06 No.4060528

>>4060498
Lolisniffer seems to agree that great grandma is a bad creature.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)01:17:01 No.4060967

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)01:17:01 No.4060967

>>4060423
Lies and propaganda

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA)
02/01/20(Sat)02:25:49 No.4061097

Anonymous (ID: MMlACbqA) 02/01/20(Sat)02:25:49 No.4061097

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>>4060967
Oh yeah? then explain this mister

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)02:30:09 No.4061109

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)02:30:09 No.4061109

>>4061097
Photoshops, obviously

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)02:50:38 No.4061135

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)02:50:38 No.4061135

>>4061109
Thread soon?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)02:58:32 No.4061153

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)02:58:32 No.4061153

>>4061135
How about in 5 hours

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)06:24:37 No.4061389

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)06:24:37 No.4061389

>>4061153
Plus 5 days and 10 years

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)06:28:12 No.4061393

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)06:28:12 No.4061393

>>4061153
>>4061389
>not 5 days, 5 months, 5 years, 5 decades and 5 centuries

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)06:30:39 No.4061397

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)06:30:39 No.4061397

>>4061393
Hey man, I'm not a monster

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
02/01/20(Sat)06:32:29 No.4061399

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 02/01/20(Sat)06:32:29 No.4061399

>>4060451
No

Anonymous (ID: 0phV/T7X)
02/01/20(Sat)06:48:14 No.4061408

Anonymous (ID: 0phV/T7X) 02/01/20(Sat)06:48:14 No.4061408

>>4061153

Lilly has earned PROMOTIONS!

Make her an Admiral, award her spiffy red-and-blue Napoleonic Admiral's uniform. Complete with oversized hat.

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/01/20(Sat)07:07:46 No.4061414

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/01/20(Sat)07:07:46 No.4061414

>>4061397
5 days is pushing it, I agree

Anonymous (ID: jzKmEkZl)
02/01/20(Sat)08:05:18 No.4061436

Anonymous (ID: jzKmEkZl) 02/01/20(Sat)08:05:18 No.4061436

>>4061397
Yeah, it's not enough

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)08:09:10 No.4061438

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)08:09:10 No.4061438

>>4061436
Yeah you're right.

NO thread tonight. Or even this decade. Next thread is when the universe reboots itself

Anonymous (ID: kKiFPLTO)
02/01/20(Sat)08:19:06 No.4061445

Anonymous (ID: kKiFPLTO) 02/01/20(Sat)08:19:06 No.4061445

>>4061438
now you're lolisniffer tier

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)09:53:16 No.4061541

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)09:53:16 No.4061541

>>4061097
Photoshopped. OPs dick is not that big.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)10:13:09 No.4061552

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)10:13:09 No.4061552

>>4061438
goddamnit OP did you have one of your patented illnesses again

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)10:15:54 No.4061556

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)10:15:54 No.4061556

>>4061552
Mostly diarrhea

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)10:23:29 No.4061563

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)10:23:29 No.4061563

>>4061556
damn

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)10:34:29 No.4061575

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)10:34:29 No.4061575

>>4061556
it's go time, OP
let's go

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)11:09:27 No.4061604

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)11:09:27 No.4061604

>>4061575
go where? the toilet?

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)11:10:15 No.4061605

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)11:10:15 No.4061605

>>4059522
>>4061604
I thought you took a huge dump already
I mean back to running the thread, I wanna see more plot

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)11:17:49 No.4061617

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)11:17:49 No.4061617

>>4061605
In like half an hour, im busy wit sumthin here

Anonymous (ID: 0ygrR/MG)
02/01/20(Sat)11:38:30 No.4061652

Anonymous (ID: 0ygrR/MG) 02/01/20(Sat)11:38:30 No.4061652

>>4061617
Put your dick away OP. It's time for other fun!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)11:54:00 No.4061664

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)11:54:00 No.4061664

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>>4061652
Yes I could do that. But why would i

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)11:55:06 No.4061666

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)11:55:06 No.4061666

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4061664
Get back to the story, OP

Anonymous (ID: 0ygrR/MG)
02/01/20(Sat)11:59:14 No.4061677

Anonymous (ID: 0ygrR/MG) 02/01/20(Sat)11:59:14 No.4061677

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4061664
We dont wanna see your wiener

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)12:00:45 No.4061679

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)12:00:45 No.4061679

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>>4061677
But you will

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)12:01:59 No.4061683

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)12:01:59 No.4061683

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4061679
>>4059522
Let's get back to fighting the corrupted giant squid

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)12:02:34 No.4061685

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)12:02:34 No.4061685

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4061679
Back to marian and his submarine adventure

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)12:09:27 No.4061699

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)12:09:27 No.4061699

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>>4061685

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)12:11:24 No.4061702

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)12:11:24 No.4061702

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4061699
Marian wonders why the giant mech squid isn't here to protect his sub as the other siblings tie it up

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/01/20(Sat)12:11:36 No.4061703

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/01/20(Sat)12:11:36 No.4061703

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4061699
he'll be fine, back to shotasniffer

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)12:12:06 No.4061705

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)12:12:06 No.4061705

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4061699
Warn Marian he's about to get eaten by a giant sea monster

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)12:14:21 No.4061707

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)12:14:21 No.4061707

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4061699
>>4061699
Long tube going into something's mouth?
Lewd.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)12:20:46 No.4061713

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)12:20:46 No.4061713

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>>4061702
"Where's my Cyber Squid? It's supposed to be patrolling the waters around our island!"

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/01/20(Sat)12:21:39 No.4061716

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/01/20(Sat)12:21:39 No.4061716

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4061713
he sees parts of it falling down in illuminator, after it was shot down by a lot of dakka

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)12:22:12 No.4061717

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)12:22:12 No.4061717

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4061713
>>4061716
poor poor marian

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)12:22:49 No.4061718

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)12:22:49 No.4061718

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4061713
Cut to Cyber Squid being restrained by the group inside the Maelstorm

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)12:29:36 No.4061731

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)12:29:36 No.4061731

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Rolled 876 (1d1000)

>>4061716
Speaking of which, roll 2d1020

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)12:30:37 No.4061733

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)12:30:37 No.4061733

Rolled 543, 679 = 1222 (2d1020)

>>4061731

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/01/20(Sat)12:32:21 No.4061737

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/01/20(Sat)12:32:21 No.4061737

Rolled 448, 225 = 673 (2d1020)

>>4061731

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)12:32:31 No.4061739

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)12:32:31 No.4061739

Rolled 1008, 192 = 1200 (2d1020)

>>4061731
OH SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)12:32:52 No.4061740

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)12:32:52 No.4061740

>>4061739
rip

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)12:35:48 No.4061743

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)12:35:48 No.4061743

Rolled 609, 331 = 940 (2d1020)

>>4061731

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)12:38:59 No.4061745

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)12:38:59 No.4061745

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>>4061739
THE SQUID HAS BEEN DAMAGED ENOUGH TO STOP MOVING!....BUT NOW IT'S IN SENTRY MODE AND IS NOW BLASTING THE FUCK OUTTA YOUR FORCES WITH EYE BEAMS!

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)12:40:34 No.4061746

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)12:40:34 No.4061746

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4061745
TURN IT AROUND

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)12:41:18 No.4061747

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)12:41:18 No.4061747

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4061745
Marian uses the emergency deactivation code on robo squid

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)12:41:23 No.4061749

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)12:41:23 No.4061749

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4061745
THROW A HARPOON AT ITS EYES

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/01/20(Sat)12:41:30 No.4061751

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/01/20(Sat)12:41:30 No.4061751

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4061745
needs more dakka

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)12:47:19 No.4061757

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)12:47:19 No.4061757

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Rolled 205 (1d1000)

>>4061746
ROLL 2D1020

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)12:47:55 No.4061758

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)12:47:55 No.4061758

Rolled 171, 651 = 822 (2d1020)

>>4061757

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)12:48:03 No.4061759

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)12:48:03 No.4061759

Rolled 355, 902 = 1257 (2d1020)

>>4061757

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/01/20(Sat)12:48:23 No.4061761

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/01/20(Sat)12:48:23 No.4061761

Rolled 159, 742 = 901 (2d1020)

>>4061757

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)12:57:26 No.4061771

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)12:57:26 No.4061771

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>>4061759
POW! You punched the cyber squid head so hard, it spun around and faced the opposite direction!

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)12:58:32 No.4061772

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)12:58:32 No.4061772

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4061771
Marian launches an EMP to shut it down

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)12:58:58 No.4061773

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)12:58:58 No.4061773

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4061771
It starts lasering great grandma

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)13:02:39 No.4061780

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)13:02:39 No.4061780

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Rolled 443 (1d1000)

>>4061772
Going through the hole in the maelstrom you created, Marian's sub surfaces!

"IS THAT MY CYBER SQUID?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"

"IT'S FIGHTING THE OTHERS, MARIAN!"

"SHUT IT DOWN"

Roll 2d1000

+400 bonus

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)13:03:09 No.4061781

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)13:03:09 No.4061781

Rolled 668, 404 = 1072 (2d1000)

>>4061771

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)13:05:34 No.4061784

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)13:05:34 No.4061784

>>4061781
meant for >>4061780

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/01/20(Sat)13:05:53 No.4061785

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/01/20(Sat)13:05:53 No.4061785

Rolled 773, 846 = 1619 (2d1020)

>>4061780
nyeh

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)13:10:36 No.4061793

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)13:10:36 No.4061793

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>>4061785

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)13:12:32 No.4061797

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)13:12:32 No.4061797

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4061793
Good job, Marian!
Now let's group up to take down great grandma

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)13:13:25 No.4061798

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)13:13:25 No.4061798

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4061793
We managed to avert Marian's potential breakdown!
Go for >>4061797

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)13:22:54 No.4061810

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)13:22:54 No.4061810

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>>4061798
Yes, now where could she be? Could she be in that giant evil spire that wasn't there the last time you were on this island?

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)13:24:16 No.4061812

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)13:24:16 No.4061812

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4061810
Depends, do we have anything that can detect beings, livving or otherwise?

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)13:24:20 No.4061813

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)13:24:20 No.4061813

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4061810
That's a big fuckin' tower, time to climb it

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)13:37:39 No.4061831

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)13:37:39 No.4061831

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>>4061813
Right. Time to move!

Hope nothing bad happens

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)13:38:23 No.4061833

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)13:38:23 No.4061833

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4061831
>nothing bad happens
Roll for event

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)13:40:12 No.4061840

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)13:40:12 No.4061840

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4061831
hopefully, we got the entire crew

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/01/20(Sat)13:40:50 No.4061842

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/01/20(Sat)13:40:50 No.4061842

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4061831
>poor quattro still confused

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)13:50:49 No.4061865

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)13:50:49 No.4061865

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>>4061840
Yes, how could anything bad happen!

Roll 2d100

70-100: Simon!
40-69: Simon?
1-39: Rasputin!?

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)13:51:18 No.4061867

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)13:51:18 No.4061867

Rolled 9, 74 = 83 (2d100)

>>4061865

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)13:52:58 No.4061871

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)13:52:58 No.4061871

>>4061865
OH GOD IT'S ALTERING REALITY AROUND US

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)13:53:32 No.4061873

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)13:53:32 No.4061873

>>4061865
>>4061867
oh shit what the hell

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/01/20(Sat)13:53:38 No.4061875

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/01/20(Sat)13:53:38 No.4061875

Rolled 50, 40 = 90 (2d100)

>>4061865
>bearded quattro
intrasting

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)13:53:58 No.4061876

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)13:53:58 No.4061876

>>4061875
thanks

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/01/20(Sat)13:54:19 No.4061877

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/01/20(Sat)13:54:19 No.4061877

Rolled 82, 84 = 166 (2d100)

>>4061865

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/01/20(Sat)13:55:08 No.4061880

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/01/20(Sat)13:55:08 No.4061880

>>4061876
you are welcome

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)14:00:43 No.4061894

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)14:00:43 No.4061894

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>>4061877
"Psst. Hey kids."

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)14:01:57 No.4061901

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)14:01:57 No.4061901

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4061894
Hey.
The only one of the original skeleton brothers that doesn't trigger an alarm every time he enters the island

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)14:02:08 No.4061902

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)14:02:08 No.4061902

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4061894
Uncle Simon!!
What happened??

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/01/20(Sat)14:04:02 No.4061909

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/01/20(Sat)14:04:02 No.4061909

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4061894
Hey Simon, seems like you defeated maybe grandma, huh

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)14:04:29 No.4061914

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)14:04:29 No.4061914

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4061894
What's the situation!?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)14:10:38 No.4061923

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)14:10:38 No.4061923

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>>4061901
"Yea yeah. Now all of you, get down here! Or else he'll find ya!"

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)14:12:10 No.4061925

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)14:12:10 No.4061925

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4061923
He?
Oh crap, TAKE COVER

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/01/20(Sat)14:12:09 No.4061926

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/01/20(Sat)14:12:09 No.4061926

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4061923
do that

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)14:12:20 No.4061927

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)14:12:20 No.4061927

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4061923
He?
*get inside*

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)14:12:33 No.4061928

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)14:12:33 No.4061928

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4061923
Follow simon

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)14:20:20 No.4061948

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)14:20:20 No.4061948

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>>4061926
You climbed into uncle Simon's bunker. A hastily made hiding hole lined with metal plates.

"You'll have to excuse the terrible decor. It's all I could whip up with the parts from my destroyed mech."

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)14:21:52 No.4061950

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)14:21:52 No.4061950

>>4061948
Ok, what happened?

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)14:22:24 No.4061953

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)14:22:24 No.4061953

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4061948
>>4061950

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)14:22:25 No.4061954

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)14:22:25 No.4061954

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4061948
What the hell happened, Uncle?

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
02/01/20(Sat)14:24:13 No.4061959

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 02/01/20(Sat)14:24:13 No.4061959

>>4061948
Uncle has some cool shades

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)14:38:56 No.4061991

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)14:38:56 No.4061991

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>>4061954
"It was going well at first, I thought. I called in the mecha. Started to fight and for a while things seemed to be okay. But when the island started to be engulfed in that weird maelstrom, I realized I may have bit off more than I can chew. Perhaps the fact that she managed to remade the island into her own image despite it being bombed to shit was probably one of the signs I shoulda noticed"

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)14:39:51 No.4061993

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)14:39:51 No.4061993

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4061991
Then what happened?

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)14:41:20 No.4061996

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)14:41:20 No.4061996

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4061991
Where's Rasputin?

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/01/20(Sat)14:41:20 No.4061997

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/01/20(Sat)14:41:20 No.4061997

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4061991
Soooo you know anything about our maybe grandma?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)15:00:24 No.4062029

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)15:00:24 No.4062029

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>>4061996
"He...was taken by her. She controlled him somehow, took over his mind. Now he's her underling. Rasputin destroyed my mech and took me down. But I think he was able to fight back her control, if only for a little bit, to allow me an escape. But I think she's got full control now"

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)15:01:31 No.4062031

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)15:01:31 No.4062031

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4062029
Maybe we can sever the connection through getting him to remember his family?

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/01/20(Sat)15:03:35 No.4062035

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/01/20(Sat)15:03:35 No.4062035

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4062029
Marian weeps for the mech

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)15:07:24 No.4062040

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)15:07:24 No.4062040

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>>4062031
"Maybe. The other option is to, of course, take down your great grandma. But that may be a bit harder"

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)15:09:00 No.4062045

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)15:09:00 No.4062045

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4062040
Do we know anyone that can take down ancient evils? A hunter perhaps?

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)15:09:19 No.4062047

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)15:09:19 No.4062047

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4062040
>>4062035
Do you know what she really is?

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/01/20(Sat)15:09:37 No.4062048

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/01/20(Sat)15:09:37 No.4062048

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4062040
Like, what's Great Grandma's deal? Does she want world domination? Or just chill on her hell island?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)15:15:42 No.4062064

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)15:15:42 No.4062064

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>>4062047
"An undying ancient monster that drains the strength and power of others to increase her own. Able to take over and reshape the environment to her liking. Something that obviously your dad can't kill so he sealed her here. But right now....she's basically a cranky old lady that got out of the wrong side of the bed"

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)15:17:24 No.4062071

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)15:17:24 No.4062071

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4062064
So basically...she's dad's grandma.
We really don't know how he became your brother.

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)15:18:05 No.4062072

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)15:18:05 No.4062072

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4062064
Whatever the case, we need to rescue Rasputin and get the hell off this island. I think we'll find him at the top of the big tower she made.

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)15:22:30 No.4062083

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)15:22:30 No.4062083

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4062064
I will show my daddy my true power! By beating this old lady!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)15:25:00 No.4062089

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)15:25:00 No.4062089

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>>4062071
"A lifetime's worth of battles that bonded us as battle brothers, and complicated adoption procedures."

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)15:26:11 No.4062093

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)15:26:11 No.4062093

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4062089
Let's rescue Rasputin and BEAT UP GREAT GRANDMA.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)15:27:00 No.4062094

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)15:27:00 No.4062094

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4062089
That's what you kept telling yourself.
Ok, so we have to rescue Rasputin for Quattro to have his duel, get Great Grandma out of the Island for Lilly's castle, and get you to help Marian with his mecha dreams.
Let's go.

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)15:27:02 No.4062095

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)15:27:02 No.4062095

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4062089
Something is coming!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)15:30:27 No.4062098

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)15:30:27 No.4062098

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Rolled 8 (1d1000)

>>4062095
psst, hey, hey.

Roll 2d1000

+500...for whatever is coming

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)15:30:55 No.4062100

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)15:30:55 No.4062100

Rolled 200, 319 = 519 (2d1000)

>>4062098

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)15:31:17 No.4062102

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)15:31:17 No.4062102

Rolled 392, 57 = 449 (2d1000)

>>4062098

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/01/20(Sat)15:32:03 No.4062104

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/01/20(Sat)15:32:03 No.4062104

Rolled 453, 756 = 1209 (2d1000)

>>4062098
Hey hey people

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)15:35:16 No.4062110

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)15:35:16 No.4062110

never in my life has a diceroll of 8 be terrifying

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)15:39:23 No.4062118

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)15:39:23 No.4062118

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>>4062104
Rasputin here. Today, he'll be covering an old childhood classi---i mean....RASPUTIN BROKE THROUGH THE BUNKER! YOU DODGED OUT OF THE WAY BUT HE GRABBED QUATTRO INSTEAD!

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/01/20(Sat)15:40:34 No.4062125

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/01/20(Sat)15:40:34 No.4062125

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4062118
Break off, you beat him once you can probably do it again

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/01/20(Sat)15:40:43 No.4062126

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/01/20(Sat)15:40:43 No.4062126

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4062118
Break Rasputin's arm off, save Quattro

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)15:42:47 No.4062135

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)15:42:47 No.4062135

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4062118
Pull Rasputin down into the bunker. Sibling dog pile!

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)15:43:22 No.4062138

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)15:43:22 No.4062138

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4062118
It's like a horror film where the party dwindles one by one.
Pull him down!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)15:46:22 No.4062146

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)15:46:22 No.4062146

Rolled 656 (1d1000)

>>4062125
ROLL 2D1020 TO FREE THE QUATT

+500 For Ras

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)15:47:22 No.4062149

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)15:47:22 No.4062149

Rolled 134, 657 = 791 (2d1020)

>>4062146
>autoloss
just follow him up instead

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)15:47:26 No.4062150

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)15:47:26 No.4062150

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>>4062146
Whoops

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/01/20(Sat)15:47:27 No.4062151

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/01/20(Sat)15:47:27 No.4062151

Rolled 155, 663 = 818 (2d1000)

>>4062146
Darn, so stronk he even destroyed the image

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/01/20(Sat)15:47:54 No.4062152

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/01/20(Sat)15:47:54 No.4062152

Rolled 318, 684 = 1002 (2d1020)

>>4062146
>autoloss
nice knowing you Quattro

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
02/01/20(Sat)15:48:16 No.4062153

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 02/01/20(Sat)15:48:16 No.4062153

Rolled 993, 468 = 1461 (2d1020)

>>4062146
>>4062150
Quattro Izuna drops Rasputin

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)15:48:37 No.4062156

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)15:48:37 No.4062156

Rolled 650, 549 = 1199 (2d1020)

>>4062146

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)15:57:56 No.4062173

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)15:57:56 No.4062173

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>>4062153
Unfortunately, Rasputin pulled both of you out of the bunker

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)15:58:27 No.4062176

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)15:58:27 No.4062176

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4062173
Goddamnit I knew the strength Rasputin absorbed from the edgy tryhard demon king who no one bothers to take seriously would work against us one day!
EVERYONE GET UP

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/01/20(Sat)15:59:25 No.4062181

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/01/20(Sat)15:59:25 No.4062181

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4062173
USE DRUNKEN FIST

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/01/20(Sat)16:00:41 No.4062185

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/01/20(Sat)16:00:41 No.4062185

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4062173
Hey, Quattro. Remember how you were going off about beating Rasputin? Maybe do that.

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)16:01:13 No.4062188

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)16:01:13 No.4062188

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4062173
Sibling combo attack!

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)16:09:05 No.4062202

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)16:09:05 No.4062202

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Rolled 293 (1d1000)

>>4062181
QUATTRO IS UNLEASHING HIS DRUNKEN BOXING!

"I've beat you once, I can beat you again, brother!"

ROLL 2D1000 FOR HIM!

+500 FOR RASPUTIN
+200 FOR QUATTRO!

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)16:10:59 No.4062203

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)16:10:59 No.4062203

Rolled 288, 236 = 524 (2d1000)

>>4062202

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/01/20(Sat)16:11:25 No.4062204

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/01/20(Sat)16:11:25 No.4062204

Rolled 164, 72 = 236 (2d1000)

>>4062202
c'mon quattro

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/01/20(Sat)16:11:29 No.4062205

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/01/20(Sat)16:11:29 No.4062205

Rolled 590, 353 = 943 (2d1000)

>>4062202
Or not

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)16:12:53 No.4062210

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)16:12:53 No.4062210

Rolled 163, 947 = 1110 (2d1000)

>>4062202
FUCKING DO IT QUATTRO
URAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)16:14:24 No.4062214

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)16:14:24 No.4062214

>>4062210
well shit Quattro's going to be sober real quick

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
02/01/20(Sat)16:17:20 No.4062225

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 02/01/20(Sat)16:17:20 No.4062225

Rolled 999, 792 = 1791 (2d1000)

>>4062202
Am I too late to roll

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)16:18:06 No.4062227

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)16:18:06 No.4062227

>>4062225
HOLY SHIT DUDE
DO IT

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)16:21:17 No.4062234

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)16:21:17 No.4062234

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>>4062205
youch

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)16:22:30 No.4062239

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)16:22:30 No.4062239

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4062234
Quick, does someone know what we can use to break his mental link?

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
02/01/20(Sat)16:25:37 No.4062247

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 02/01/20(Sat)16:25:37 No.4062247

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4062234
Everyone dog pile him, we didnt bring friends so we can fight alone

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)16:32:40 No.4062258

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)16:32:40 No.4062258

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>>4062239
"BEAT HIS ASS!" yelled The VP and Director

"YEAH! MAYBE KNOCKING SOME SENSE INTO HIM WOULD WORK!" Agreed Betty and Olessa

"SIS! WHAT ABOUT YOU?! YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT YOU KNOW RASPUTIN CARED ABOUT?" Suggested Luke and Chosen One

"LET'S FIGHT HIM! I'LL HELP!" Lilly says

"I'll provide emotional support" - Marian

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)16:33:59 No.4062260

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)16:33:59 No.4062260

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4062258
SNEAK ATTACK ON RASPUTIN

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)16:34:24 No.4062261

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)16:34:24 No.4062261

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4062258
And Bobby?

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
02/01/20(Sat)16:36:27 No.4062263

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 02/01/20(Sat)16:36:27 No.4062263

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4062258
Kick him in the head Quattro

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)16:37:06 No.4062264

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)16:37:06 No.4062264

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>>4062261
"BROTHER I'LL SAVE Y---"

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/01/20(Sat)16:38:16 No.4062267

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/01/20(Sat)16:38:16 No.4062267

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4062264
Punch Rasputin with a picture of the Boy taped to your knuckles

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)16:38:45 No.4062269

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)16:38:45 No.4062269

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4062264
Have the whole family dogpile Rasputin

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)16:38:57 No.4062270

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)16:38:57 No.4062270

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4062264
Well I do have a picture of Boy.
~~Everyone else: "what"~~
>>4062267

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
02/01/20(Sat)16:39:08 No.4062272

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 02/01/20(Sat)16:39:08 No.4062272

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4062264
>>4062263

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)16:41:29 No.4062276

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)16:41:29 No.4062276

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4062264
Omae wa no shinderu

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)16:42:46 No.4062279

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)16:42:46 No.4062279

>Bobby is less of an actual sociopath and more of an fervent loyalist who wants Quattro to take over even though Quattro is way too chill
>also really hates Shotasniffer

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)16:45:00 No.4062283

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)16:45:00 No.4062283

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Rolled 428 (1d1000)

>>4062272
CAN QUATTRO KICK?!

ROLL 2D1000
+500 FOR RASPUTIN
+200 FOR QUATTRO!

>>4062279
Possibly due to childhood trauma

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)16:46:50 No.4062287

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)16:46:50 No.4062287

Rolled 569, 783 = 1352 (2d1000)

>>4062283
>childhood trauma
Well Shotasniffer had to vent her daddy issues on SOMEONE

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/01/20(Sat)16:46:55 No.4062288

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/01/20(Sat)16:46:55 No.4062288

Rolled 616, 117 = 733 (2d1000)

>>4062283
729, let's roll

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
02/01/20(Sat)16:47:20 No.4062290

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 02/01/20(Sat)16:47:20 No.4062290

Rolled 319, 864 = 1183 (2d1000)

>>4062283
Show em what you got

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)16:48:30 No.4062291

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)16:48:30 No.4062291

>>4062288
you just ruined it

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/01/20(Sat)16:48:42 No.4062292

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/01/20(Sat)16:48:42 No.4062292

>>4062288
Well fuck me , I guess

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
02/01/20(Sat)16:48:52 No.4062294

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 02/01/20(Sat)16:48:52 No.4062294

Rolled 666, 837 = 1503 (2d1000)

>>4062283
quattro is a failure, he cant do shit.

This double dice system sucks OP, it means I have to roll a really high number twice, reducing the over all probability of success. The more anon roll the more chance at failure

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)16:49:37 No.4062297

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)16:49:37 No.4062297

>>4062294
>he says when he rolls the winning number

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
02/01/20(Sat)16:49:56 No.4062300

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 02/01/20(Sat)16:49:56 No.4062300

>>4062294
Based devil trips saves the day

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)16:49:59 No.4062301

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)16:49:59 No.4062301

>>4062294
>666, 837
well looky here

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)16:51:55 No.4062302

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)16:51:55 No.4062302

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>>4062294
But ya know what. Ya right. 2 dices for combat is too much. Now let's only use 1 dice.

And I pick the lowest number

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)16:53:12 No.4062305

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)16:53:12 No.4062305

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4062302
GO BACK

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)16:53:24 No.4062306

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)16:53:24 No.4062306

>>4062302
The kick lands on Rasputin's face, OP.

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
02/01/20(Sat)16:56:42 No.4062311

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 02/01/20(Sat)16:56:42 No.4062311

>>4062302
op please

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)16:57:19 No.4062312

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)16:57:19 No.4062312

>>4062311
this is the future you chose

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/01/20(Sat)16:58:15 No.4062319

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/01/20(Sat)16:58:15 No.4062319

>>4062305
~~inb4 OP sends us back to skeleton island 1~~

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)16:59:44 No.4062325

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)16:59:44 No.4062325

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>>4062294
THE KICK CONNECTS! QUATTRO HAS ESCAPED THE PUMMELING!

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)17:00:36 No.4062328

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)17:00:36 No.4062328

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4062325
>>4062270

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/01/20(Sat)17:01:25 No.4062330

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/01/20(Sat)17:01:25 No.4062330

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4062325
Betty regains respect for Quattro
then
>>4062270

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
02/01/20(Sat)17:05:07 No.4062338

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 02/01/20(Sat)17:05:07 No.4062338

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4062330
this but she instead gains no respect for quattro

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)17:06:10 No.4062340

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)17:06:10 No.4062340

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>>4062328
Yeah. why do you have a photo of Boy?

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/01/20(Sat)17:07:01 No.4062343

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/01/20(Sat)17:07:01 No.4062343

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4062340
We *are* Shotasniffer after all
NOW SNEAK ATTACK

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/01/20(Sat)17:07:28 No.4062344

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/01/20(Sat)17:07:28 No.4062344

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4062340
I-I know how much he means to Rasputin and it would be nice for him to see his face after we abandoned him or something...y-yeah

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)17:09:04 No.4062349

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)17:09:04 No.4062349

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4062340
YOU DON'T JUDGE FATHER WHEN HE BRINGS LITTLE GIRLS TO HIS SECRET ROOMS

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)17:10:22 No.4062353

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)17:10:22 No.4062353

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Rolled 154 (1d1000)

>>4062343
Roll 2d1000 for the sneaky sneaky

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/01/20(Sat)17:10:55 No.4062355

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/01/20(Sat)17:10:55 No.4062355

Rolled 716, 775 = 1491 (2d1000)

>>4062353
SNEEEEEAKY

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)17:15:00 No.4062371

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)17:15:00 No.4062371

>>4062340
needs more judging faces and a confused Lilly

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)17:17:00 No.4062378

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)17:17:00 No.4062378

>>4062355
Nice

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)17:24:52 No.4062400

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)17:24:52 No.4062400

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Rolled 164 (1d850)

>>4062355
SMACK! IT'S A HIT!

AND NOW....it's 5AM so let's have a final roll for this thread to see if we can end on an advantage

ROLL 2D1020

+500 FOR RASPUTIN
+250 FOR YOU

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
02/01/20(Sat)17:26:56 No.4062407

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 02/01/20(Sat)17:26:56 No.4062407

Rolled 716, 179 = 895 (2d1020)

>>4062400
Good job boys

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)17:27:24 No.4062408

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)17:27:24 No.4062408

Rolled 43, 327 = 370 (2d1020)

>>4062400
Meanwhile, everyone has to explain to Lilly why what her big sis isn't supposed to have this

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)17:30:56 No.4062415

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)17:30:56 No.4062415

please tell me everyone didn't suddenly disappear

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX)
02/01/20(Sat)17:33:27 No.4062424

Anonymous (ID: Ho3UcSsX) 02/01/20(Sat)17:33:27 No.4062424

Rolled 675, 421 = 1096 (2d1020)

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/01/20(Sat)17:34:21 No.4062426

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/01/20(Sat)17:34:21 No.4062426

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>>4062407
Aaaaand you got a punch to the jaw.

EPISODE END. JOIN US NEXT TIME TO SEE IF SHOTASNIFFER WILL BE ABLE TO TURN THIS AROUND! WILL THE SKELETONS PREVAIL?! WILL GREAT GRANDMA BE STOPPED?! HOW HARD WILL QUATTRO'S ASS BE BEAT? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...SKELETON ISLAND 2: PART 3

UPDATES BE HERE: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
02/01/20(Sat)18:41:45 No.4062593

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 02/01/20(Sat)18:41:45 No.4062593

>>4062426
I wonder if we could actually die next thread. Or if that's impossibloe

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX)
02/01/20(Sat)18:50:02 No.4062616

Anonymous (ID: nFOOWrfX) 02/01/20(Sat)18:50:02 No.4062616

>>4062593
OP rewards confidence with humiliation. It's better to assume they have a chance of dying.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/01/20(Sat)22:23:03 No.4063143

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/01/20(Sat)22:23:03 No.4063143

>>4062593
We did get Fester killed once in the previous quest.

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
02/01/20(Sat)22:51:11 No.4063207

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 02/01/20(Sat)22:51:11 No.4063207

>>4063143
Because I, literally, went out of my way to kill him. Remember? Anons found a way to bring him back though

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)00:10:02 No.4063349

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)00:10:02 No.4063349

>>4063207
And that's when we tried to get him killed again, you were right all along.
Also looks like only shotasniffer maybe has pupilless eyes in her human form

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
02/02/20(Sun)00:12:33 No.4063353

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 02/02/20(Sun)00:12:33 No.4063353

>>4063349
okay... then next bread, I'll make sure to kill shotasniffer. Gonna make it happen again

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)00:15:26 No.4063360

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)00:15:26 No.4063360

>>4063353
You won't be satisfied until everyone in the quest lies in a grave somewhere

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)00:16:45 No.4063364

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)00:16:45 No.4063364

Don't worry folks
Quattro will save the day
I believe in him

Anonymous (ID: ORzDi9pG)
02/02/20(Sun)00:20:08 No.4063367

Anonymous (ID: ORzDi9pG) 02/02/20(Sun)00:20:08 No.4063367

>>4063353
Fester turned out to be the weak link and comic relief of the crew
Meanwhile the entire island would collapse if Shotasniffer died and Lolisniffer decides to destroy it

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
02/02/20(Sun)00:20:28 No.4063369

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 02/02/20(Sun)00:20:28 No.4063369

>>4063360
Everyone ~~but the Bone Kingdom and it's glorious Queen, Lilly!~~

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)00:23:40 No.4063374

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)00:23:40 No.4063374

>>4063369
Blu Knight it's time to take your happy pills

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
02/02/20(Sun)00:26:45 No.4063375

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 02/02/20(Sun)00:26:45 No.4063375

>>4063374
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuu the bone kingdom will rise again, glorious and eternal!

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)01:00:03 No.4063413

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)01:00:03 No.4063413

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>Shotasniffer can't be spooked
we all know that's a lie, just ask The Chosen One

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo)
02/02/20(Sun)02:46:30 No.4063540

Anonymous (ID: bEQNTXSo) 02/02/20(Sun)02:46:30 No.4063540

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4063364
If >80 Quattro will save the day

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/02/20(Sun)02:55:10 No.4063551

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/02/20(Sun)02:55:10 No.4063551

>>4063540
Dice God Has Spoken

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)03:22:16 No.4063577

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)03:22:16 No.4063577

>>4063375
yeah ok where's the straitjacket

Anonymous (ID: meBoHZe7)
02/02/20(Sun)04:16:00 No.4063614

Anonymous (ID: meBoHZe7) 02/02/20(Sun)04:16:00 No.4063614

>>4063375
>ragequitted when his entire team kept getting wrecked
>kept metagaming like an ass and complains about metagame
>only claimed the title back to shitpost about reds when he left his team before it actually lost
Can we just send Blue Knight to the sun at this point, the only good thing he did was kill off Fester and even that didn't last

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)07:59:01 No.4063744

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)07:59:01 No.4063744

>>4063540
VICTORY FOR THE CHILLSADERS
>>4063614
To be fair, almost no one was left in Bone Kingdom towards the end ~~except for me~~

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
02/02/20(Sun)08:06:43 No.4063750

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 02/02/20(Sun)08:06:43 No.4063750

>>4063614
>Still mad about skele island 1
Whatever happened I already forgot, I don't remember doing any of the things you listed.
It's just harmless shitposting, you need to calm down and ease on the salt, angry young man!

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)08:09:18 No.4063752

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)08:09:18 No.4063752

>>4063744
To be fair, the rage USSR got from the alien package turned out to be more of a boon than anything as it ment that USSR had to adopt an aggressive playstyle as the strongest team, which forced Bone Kingdom and GSR to endure constant presses while being drained of troops

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)08:21:44 No.4063759

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)08:21:44 No.4063759

>>4063752
Best part of the Bone Island was the one before the punch up began and the cooperative quests, change my mind

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)08:27:28 No.4063761

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)08:27:28 No.4063761

Is this the right timeline for the Lolisniffer saga
Villain Quest -> Z Quest -> Lolisniffer Quest -> Villain Quest 2 -> Skeleton Island -> Skeleton Island 2

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
02/02/20(Sun)08:44:52 No.4063768

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 02/02/20(Sun)08:44:52 No.4063768

>>4063761
Civ Thing was a prequel to the entire NaP timeline UwU

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)08:56:20 No.4063773

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)08:56:20 No.4063773

>>4063768
but how would he explain the cameos

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)09:00:09 No.4063776

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)09:00:09 No.4063776

>>4063761
Yes. But if counting cameos that actually had a bit part and not just a one scene thing then it's

Quest Thing (the multiplayer one) -> Vampire Hunter -> TIME SKIP -> Villain Quest -> Z Quest -> Lolisniffer Quest -> Villain Quest 2 -> Skeleton Island -> Skeleton Island 2

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)09:13:42 No.4063787

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)09:13:42 No.4063787

>>4063776
It's funny how one single quest about a villain sidekick girl produced one of the most monstrous villains ever made, the childkilling asshole with no honor, a disgusting piece of shit, and Simon.

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
02/02/20(Sun)09:14:43 No.4063788

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 02/02/20(Sun)09:14:43 No.4063788

>>4063787
Simon to this day still has done nothing wrong.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)09:15:30 No.4063789

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)09:15:30 No.4063789

>>4063788
Well he's probably the only one with an actual villain license.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)09:16:34 No.4063790

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)09:16:34 No.4063790

>>4063788
He mostly succumbs to peer pressure

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)09:19:56 No.4063793

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)09:19:56 No.4063793

>>4063790
The "if you try to leave, we will commit the most horrible punishments you will have ever known in your entire unlife" kind of peer pressure?

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)09:21:01 No.4063795

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)09:21:01 No.4063795

>>4063793
Yes. Said punishment is locking up his anime collection

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)09:28:33 No.4063807

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)09:28:33 No.4063807

>>4063795
Truly Lolisniffer's villainy knows no bounds
Also it's funny how Simon was the loser skeleton until Zebra got PALADIN'D and then suddenly he became the sane one

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
02/02/20(Sun)09:29:41 No.4063810

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 02/02/20(Sun)09:29:41 No.4063810

>>4063807
In the end, everyone but Lolisniffer got molested

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)09:34:46 No.4063814

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)09:34:46 No.4063814

>>4063810
The trick is to molest yourself first

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)09:38:17 No.4063816

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)09:38:17 No.4063816

>>4063773
The only future character that appeared in Civ Thing was The King aint it

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)10:19:46 No.4063841

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)10:19:46 No.4063841

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4063816
>civ thing didn't spawn any long living characters
>even post civ thing quest didn't
barbs didn't du nuffin' wrong

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)10:22:03 No.4063843

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)10:22:03 No.4063843

>>4063841
Greg's mom was from Civ Thing. Also, according to Princess Quest, Princess' mom was also a barbarian.

The King's plans for booty is overtly complicated

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)10:24:25 No.4063846

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)10:24:25 No.4063846

>>4063843
oh, yeah. forgot about them.
skellies pop up so often so I kinda forgot all other strong cameos, my bad

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)10:24:56 No.4063848

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)10:24:56 No.4063848

>>4063776
>Quest Thing (the multiplayer one)
Except for possibly Lolisniffer, I think the skellies were different people who coincidentially had the same name and personality

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)10:29:07 No.4063853

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)10:29:07 No.4063853

>>4063848
Maybe Lolisniffer kept finding the same type of people and remaking them into his party members over the millennia.

Or maybe they are the same people. THey're undead, they can live a long unlife. Alternatively they got defeated by a hero adventuring party somewhere down the line and was then raised from their graves again by Greg before Villain 1. Which gives a convenient excuse for why they started at level 1 again

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)10:30:23 No.4063857

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)10:30:23 No.4063857

>>4063853
hm
did undead anyone existed in super robo pilot universe? I can't remember

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)10:31:59 No.4063859

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)10:31:59 No.4063859

>>4063853
The only one who knows the truth is Lolisniffer, who's not telling

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)10:33:25 No.4063863

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)10:33:25 No.4063863

>>4063857
Simon made a cameo and Texas was still a problem even in the far future

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)10:36:07 No.4063867

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)10:36:07 No.4063867

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4063863
I'll just stop talking then, cause I clearly can't remember shit period

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)10:37:04 No.4063869

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)10:37:04 No.4063869

>>4063867
I mean it only happened last quest, which took ONE WHOLE YEAR

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)10:38:44 No.4063871

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)10:38:44 No.4063871

>>4063869
also the one I always voted for and read

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)10:40:04 No.4063872

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)10:40:04 No.4063872

>>4063871
Yet you can't even remember the very last boss was Texas...bot

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)10:43:10 No.4063875

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)10:43:10 No.4063875

>>4063872
Should have been Texasbot's AI taking over the secret weapon to kill all children that exists

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)10:48:02 No.4063878

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)10:48:02 No.4063878

And it's a wonder that any of Lolisniffer's children was able to survive to young adulthood with Lolisniffer being an abusive asshole and Texas being a child-killing asshole

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)10:49:30 No.4063882

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)10:49:30 No.4063882

>>4063875
Yes, but the budget ran out

>>4063878
Beating up your children is a perfect way to train them to be stronger. Tekken taught me that.

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)10:49:55 No.4063884

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)10:49:55 No.4063884

>>4063872
I mean he was unremarkable honestly. After all we didn't got true ending, so he was a midboss at best.
I miss Sidorovich

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)10:51:25 No.4063886

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)10:51:25 No.4063886

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>>4063884

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)10:52:23 No.4063891

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)10:52:23 No.4063891

>>4063863
Texas is just a boogeyman for space cowboys, with him appearing as a robot that was an AI based on him...and there was Zebra

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)10:52:52 No.4063892

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)10:52:52 No.4063892

>>4063884
>After all we didn't got true ending, so he was a midboss at best.
Some absolute unit wanted to end it right there and he got the highest roll

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)10:54:09 No.4063894

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)10:54:09 No.4063894

>>4063892
It was all Dice god fault
>>4063886
man I forgot how much this one sucked btw, geez
we need a rerun

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)10:54:27 No.4063897

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)10:54:27 No.4063897

>>4063892
To be fair, quest was taking an entire year and we all got a bit burned out due to Curse, but Fester got hooked with Dai and there is always theoretical Edward Quest to unfuck his situation with Rachelle, rebel chick and likely incestious sister

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)10:54:52 No.4063898

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)10:54:52 No.4063898

>>4063891
Yes but we don't talk about Zebra

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)10:55:30 No.4063899

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)10:55:30 No.4063899

>>4063882
>Beating up your children is a perfect way to train them to be stronger. Tekken taught me that.
Yes, surely reenacting the "Break the Bat" with your daughter and giving her 100 across the bum will make her grow up to be a fine upstanding woman with no issues whatsoever.

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)10:56:01 No.4063900

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)10:56:01 No.4063900

>>4063898
But what if its laughing about how much he sucks?

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)10:57:04 No.4063901

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)10:57:04 No.4063901

>>4063899
Worked with Lilly

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)10:57:46 No.4063903

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)10:57:46 No.4063903

>>4063899
Hey, as long as nobody is throwing anybody down into volcanoes, it's cool.

Lolisniffer's parents and grandparents raised him like that and he turned out, uh, fine

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)10:58:13 No.4063904

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)10:58:13 No.4063904

>>4063898
also op tell me which bot of yours you want fanart of. after I done with commission I may whip one for all your troubles of season 3

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
02/02/20(Sun)11:01:27 No.4063910

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 02/02/20(Sun)11:01:27 No.4063910

>>4063816
Pope Holy Bones and Great Grandma :))))

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:01:39 No.4063912

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:01:39 No.4063912

>>4063901
To be fair, by the time she was "born", Lolisniffer was too busy with the rest of his children to pay much attention to her.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:01:47 No.4063913

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:01:47 No.4063913

>>4063904
Every single one. For free. Plus tip.

~~But to be honest any from season 3 is okay. Probably just the Marshal. Or Edward's Kraken. But really it's up to you~~

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)11:02:57 No.4063918

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)11:02:57 No.4063918

>>4063912
He read her a story at least once, and Quattro turned out to be pretty chill

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:04:10 No.4063921

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:04:10 No.4063921

>>4063910
>great grandma
I had the feeling that Greg's Mom and Great Grandma were different people

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)11:04:10 No.4063922

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)11:04:10 No.4063922

>>4063913
gotchu senpai, don't expect soon, but should do during feubrary

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
02/02/20(Sun)11:06:22 No.4063925

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 02/02/20(Sun)11:06:22 No.4063925

>>4063921
It could be Shadowboss' mom for all we know.

I just find it funny.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:06:23 No.4063926

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:06:23 No.4063926

>>4063921
Yeah, OP just like reusing character models with slight changes because he's a cheap hack

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)11:07:36 No.4063927

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)11:07:36 No.4063927

>>4063926
that's called being economical

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:08:17 No.4063929

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:08:17 No.4063929

>>4063925
That would be another reason for Shadowboss to kill Lolisniffer on sight.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:09:39 No.4063931

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:09:39 No.4063931

>>4063918
>Quattro
Lolisniffer really didn't like Shotasniffer then

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:10:41 No.4063933

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:10:41 No.4063933

Also remember that Shadowmom is also half rainbow person on her mother's side.

One of the current named Shadowskellies probably has light powers

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)11:10:51 No.4063934

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)11:10:51 No.4063934

>>4063931
He's called shotsniffer for a reason

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)11:11:10 No.4063935

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)11:11:10 No.4063935

>>4063931
no one likes filthy commies

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:13:29 No.4063938

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:13:29 No.4063938

>>4063931
He gave her the hardest time because she's the heir. Got a lotta responsibilities and expectations to live up to. He's just a father trying his best to prepare his daughter for the future.

This message is definitely not paid by the Lolisniffer Von Jewburner Foundation

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:14:40 No.4063941

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:14:40 No.4063941

>>4063938
P.S. No you're not getting that pony

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
02/02/20(Sun)11:15:18 No.4063942

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 02/02/20(Sun)11:15:18 No.4063942

>>4063938
*blows up the ponies*

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)11:16:39 No.4063948

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)11:16:39 No.4063948

>Quattro started out great
>and fucked up in the end completely
pottery, considering name

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)11:18:27 No.4063951

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)11:18:27 No.4063951

>>4063948
I blame myself

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:19:00 No.4063953

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:19:00 No.4063953

>>4063933
>current named Shadowskellies
There's only two confirmed shadoskellies right

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:19:47 No.4063956

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:19:47 No.4063956

>>4063953
Betty and Lilly, so far.

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)11:19:54 No.4063957

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)11:19:54 No.4063957

>>4063951
shame on you, anon
shame

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:21:27 No.4063962

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:21:27 No.4063962

>>4063948
>thread 13 singlehandly turned Quattro into Shotasniffer's punching bag
>Betty ended up being pressganged while Bobby had a grudge

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
02/02/20(Sun)11:21:44 No.4063963

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 02/02/20(Sun)11:21:44 No.4063963

Blackheart is an underappreciated skelly

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:22:15 No.4063966

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:22:15 No.4063966

>>4063963
The thinking man's choice

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/02/20(Sun)11:22:19 No.4063967

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/02/20(Sun)11:22:19 No.4063967

>>4063956
Is Olessa not a shadow? We've never see under her armor

I'm betting Betty, she's got no other identifying characteristics other than "disappointed in Quattro"

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:22:51 No.4063968

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:22:51 No.4063968

Everyone forgot Rabbit Ears

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:23:17 No.4063969

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:23:17 No.4063969

>>4063967
Hence the "so far" part

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)11:25:03 No.4063973

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)11:25:03 No.4063973

>>4063967
She was loyal enough to fight for his honor after we lost
>>4063957
I don't deserve the calcium
>>4063967
I thought Luke was shadow based on us never seeing him beneath armor and his eyes moving in seemingly empty void inside the helmet, or he just has big ol' eyes

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
02/02/20(Sun)11:25:45 No.4063976

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 02/02/20(Sun)11:25:45 No.4063976

>>4063968
His own parents forgot him.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:25:54 No.4063978

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:25:54 No.4063978

>>4063973
But Luke was shown as a normal skelly before getting into the armor

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)11:26:32 No.4063979

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)11:26:32 No.4063979

>>4063978
Likely forgot that then, either way, Luke best henchman

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:26:44 No.4063981

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:26:44 No.4063981

>>4063973
>Luke
The early part before he donned the biker armor showed he was a normal skellie

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)11:26:51 No.4063982

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)11:26:51 No.4063982

>>4063973
>I don't deserve the calcium
shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:27:47 No.4063987

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:27:47 No.4063987

>>4063979
Has he paid the mercs yet for their services

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
02/02/20(Sun)11:28:00 No.4063988

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 02/02/20(Sun)11:28:00 No.4063988

>>4063973
>Being this behind on Luke lore
>Not having his whole Biker saga memorized
Can't believe what plebs play the adventures nowadays...

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
02/02/20(Sun)11:28:28 No.4063991

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 02/02/20(Sun)11:28:28 No.4063991

Remember when all the henchmen rebelled because none of you could get along? Kek

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)11:28:55 No.4063992

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)11:28:55 No.4063992

OP quests needs his own wiki honestly at this point

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:29:04 No.4063994

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:29:04 No.4063994

>>4063987
Yes.

Offscreen

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)11:29:54 No.4063996

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)11:29:54 No.4063996

>>4063988
Its been 2 years, what'd'ya want from me?
>>4063982
:(

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa)
02/02/20(Sun)11:30:39 No.4063998

Anonymous (ID: sikNrJDa) 02/02/20(Sun)11:30:39 No.4063998

>>4063992
You would need to pay someone full-time for such a job.

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:30:48 No.4063999

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:30:48 No.4063999

>>4063967
Well VP and Director have no identifying characteristics other than "incest"

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:31:05 No.4064000

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:31:05 No.4064000

>>4063992
The lore is 2deep, a mere wiki can't contain it

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)11:31:59 No.4064003

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)11:31:59 No.4064003

>>4063998
only if you accept poak buns
>>4064000
we can settle on surrogat

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)11:32:23 No.4064005

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)11:32:23 No.4064005

>>4063999
And Olessa, so far she has...fishing and...somethingorothergonnashipherwithlukeanyways

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD)
02/02/20(Sun)11:35:39 No.4064008

Anonymous (ID: G2cvHPrD) 02/02/20(Sun)11:35:39 No.4064008

>>4063999
VP had "Sick of Marian's shit" before that became everyone's default

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:35:47 No.4064009

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:35:47 No.4064009

>>4064005
I think the only ones fleshed out were
>Rasputin - parental figure, obessed with strength, part-time DM
>Luke - obessed with biking and wieners, pushed around by Olessa, would beat up a school to protect Lilly
>Bobby - loyalist to Quattro, was never really the same since his defeat by USSR, wants revenge on Shotasniffer

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:38:35 No.4064014

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:38:35 No.4064014

>>4064008
Marian is the great unifying constant. Through him, all siblings can band together and be sick of his shit.

Quattro may have a slightly similar, albeit smaller role

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)11:40:56 No.4064016

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)11:40:56 No.4064016

>>4064014
>Quattro may have a slightly similar, albeit smaller role
no one really hated Quattro until first turn coat tech, then it all went downhill.
Quattro failed to monopize on that, everyone got their own and eventually the most aggressive and ones who actually read shit in bonuses won

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:42:27 No.4064018

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:42:27 No.4064018

>>4064016
He even firgot to make the dojo master his sidekick

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)11:43:14 No.4064020

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)11:43:14 No.4064020

>>4064016
I always thought we should ignore the turncoat tech altogether, except for the afterbattle one, and use the army of drunk ninjas supported by scooter cavalry

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/02/20(Sun)11:45:45 No.4064023

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/02/20(Sun)11:45:45 No.4064023

>>4064018
Such is the folly of Quattro

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)11:47:11 No.4064028

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)11:47:11 No.4064028

>>4064020
anything overpowered puts people on the edge and wanting alternative to be safe
Just remember how people freaked from rock alternative to nuclear missile
>>4064023
to chill for his own good

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c)
02/02/20(Sun)11:48:36 No.4064033

Anonymous (ID: +1I3SB4c) 02/02/20(Sun)11:48:36 No.4064033

>>4064028
Armor was a mistake, once Lilly got it EVERYONE got in on that stuff and it just became battle of blobs

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/02/20(Sun)11:50:37 No.4064034

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/02/20(Sun)11:50:37 No.4064034

>>4064033
battles become way less risky, yeah

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)11:50:50 No.4064035

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)11:50:50 No.4064035

>>4064033
Then rage of red happened and it turned out horribly for Lilly and Marian

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/02/20(Sun)12:00:10 No.4064051

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/02/20(Sun)12:00:10 No.4064051

Also
>Lilly has Jojo's hairstyle under her helmet

Refferson (ID: a/vMSy0s)
02/02/20(Sun)21:36:02 No.4065059

Refferson (ID: a/vMSy0s) 02/02/20(Sun)21:36:02 No.4065059

>>4064035
Shame worst faction won, but ah well it was fun while it lasted

Anonymous (ID: 1Qdagomq)
02/03/20(Mon)03:53:16 No.4065700

Anonymous (ID: 1Qdagomq) 02/03/20(Mon)03:53:16 No.4065700

>>4063776
Didn't Headless Martial Artist from adventure thing have them in a prominent role as well, while Future Boxer had just Lolisniffer as the shady boxing manager.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/03/20(Mon)08:39:42 No.4065905

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/03/20(Mon)08:39:42 No.4065905

>>4065700
Yes, but those maybe considered to be too esoteric compared to the core Lolisniffer experience

Anonymous (ID: 4CkW25PN)
02/03/20(Mon)23:39:21 No.4067225

Anonymous (ID: 4CkW25PN) 02/03/20(Mon)23:39:21 No.4067225

>>4065905
>core Lolisniffer experience
Ah yes.
>mass murderer, unrepenant pedophile, child abuser, insane mastermind, general sociopath, jaywalker

Anonymous (ID: 4CkW25PN)
02/04/20(Tue)03:21:30 No.4067553

Anonymous (ID: 4CkW25PN) 02/04/20(Tue)03:21:30 No.4067553

>read skeleton island 1
>find legitimate salt over how team was metagaming and how their own team were full of idiots
This is why multiplayer is bad

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr)
02/04/20(Tue)03:23:38 No.4067558

Anonymous (ID: 2VTE+5Sr) 02/04/20(Tue)03:23:38 No.4067558

>>4067553
Red team was pretty good since we all agreed and had the best dice rolls.

Anonymous (ID: 4CkW25PN)
02/04/20(Tue)03:32:37 No.4067571

Anonymous (ID: 4CkW25PN) 02/04/20(Tue)03:32:37 No.4067571

>>4067558
>the best dice rolls
>except the time when chosen one decided to surrender after a duel and accidentally won instead, resulting in Lolisniffer making Shotasniffer his bitch

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/04/20(Tue)08:17:18 No.4067798

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/04/20(Tue)08:17:18 No.4067798

>>4067571
You gotta get the humiliation outta the way. After that there were nowhere to go but up

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/04/20(Tue)08:32:11 No.4067809

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/04/20(Tue)08:32:11 No.4067809

>>4067798
It'll never be enough for Lolisniffer.
It's hilarious how the skeletons in Villain Quest had interchangeable personalities until Texas shot Knee-Chan in the head, then it went downhill from here.

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/04/20(Tue)08:35:56 No.4067813

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/04/20(Tue)08:35:56 No.4067813

>>4067809
Down straightt to hell

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/04/20(Tue)08:40:51 No.4067820

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/04/20(Tue)08:40:51 No.4067820

>>4067813
some say you can still hear the screams

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW)
02/04/20(Tue)08:44:08 No.4067823

Anonymous (ID: XcSJzzGW) 02/04/20(Tue)08:44:08 No.4067823

>>4067820
I thought that was Shadowboss laughing

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/04/20(Tue)08:46:07 No.4067825

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/04/20(Tue)08:46:07 No.4067825

>>4067823
Hell's a big place, there are many sounds

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/04/20(Tue)08:49:08 No.4067828

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/04/20(Tue)08:49:08 No.4067828

>>4063853
Alternatively, he was sent to the past in between L Quest and Villain Quest 2 and took the long way back, losing any sense of morals in the interim

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/04/20(Tue)08:52:27 No.4067832

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/04/20(Tue)08:52:27 No.4067832

>>4067828
playing on NG+

Anonymous (ID: Jjp6M9uu)
02/05/20(Wed)02:02:01 No.4069522

Anonymous (ID: Jjp6M9uu) 02/05/20(Wed)02:02:01 No.4069522

>probably about a few more days until bext announcement
I'm already having withdrawal, please help

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/05/20(Wed)11:06:23 No.4069882

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/05/20(Wed)11:06:23 No.4069882

>24 hrs
thanks OP I'm not sleeping tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: Mr5SVI5g)
02/06/20(Thu)11:15:10 No.4071889

Anonymous (ID: Mr5SVI5g) 02/06/20(Thu)11:15:10 No.4071889

THE CURSE CONTINUES

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe)
02/06/20(Thu)17:40:32 No.4072378

Anonymous (ID: zSO0VaGe) 02/06/20(Thu)17:40:32 No.4072378

>>4071889
Princess should have cancelled Super Robot Season 3

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s)
02/06/20(Thu)20:37:01 No.4072601

Anonymous (ID: a/vMSy0s) 02/06/20(Thu)20:37:01 No.4072601

>>4072378
#FesterDidNothingWrong

Anonymous (ID: dzVC6uep)
02/07/20(Fri)00:22:13 No.4072882

Anonymous (ID: dzVC6uep) 02/07/20(Fri)00:22:13 No.4072882

Is OP the most unlucky guy in existence

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl)
02/11/20(Tue)02:30:18 No.4080608

Anonymous (ID: c+v92Hpl) 02/11/20(Tue)02:30:18 No.4080608

>>4072378
It's not that super robot pilot 3 is cursed
it's just world demands true ending

Anonymous (ID: 6DNgaD42)
02/11/20(Tue)05:03:41 No.4080689

Anonymous (ID: 6DNgaD42) 02/11/20(Tue)05:03:41 No.4080689

Is OP dead from coronavirus yet

Anonymous (ID: Mr5SVI5g)
02/11/20(Tue)13:56:02 No.4081172

Anonymous (ID: Mr5SVI5g) 02/11/20(Tue)13:56:02 No.4081172

>>4080689
Just watching fishes

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff)
02/12/20(Wed)03:22:55 No.4082387

Anonymous (ID: w9e9OWff) 02/12/20(Wed)03:22:55 No.4082387

>>4081172
Damn. OP's sleeping with da fishes

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