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Super Robot pilot thing, part (...) 12/21/19(Sat)00:47:58 No.3982045

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Super Robot pilot thing, part 17 Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)00:47:58 No.3982045 Archived

OH SHIT NIGGA, you're Fester Winchester, the rootin' tootin' space cowboy, owner of the Marshal. A giant super robot that is also a rootin' tootin' space cowboy. You also died once and is now a cyborg. Shit happens. You're part of a space pirate crew lead by your buddy, Edward Roberts.

Since the last episode, your enemy, the anti space cowboy/pirate Alliance, has fallen on its last legs as you convinced one of them, your long lost brother, to your side. Now you are entering the final phase of the war between you and those assholes. After splitting up with Edward and sowing dissent among the enemy ranks, you await the return of Edward to enact the next step of this Alliance's total destruction.

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)00:53:29 No.3982053

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)00:53:29 No.3982053

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3982045
How's that coming along?

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)00:54:37 No.3982056

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)00:54:37 No.3982056

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3982045
Grow pompadour through sheer anticipation

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)00:54:57 No.3982057

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)00:54:57 No.3982057

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>>3982053
Well, in the last thread. Your team disguised yourself as Alliance troops and attacked their Alien allies. The battle went well for everybody except you. Who could not get a single kill the entire time.

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)00:55:08 No.3982059

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)00:55:08 No.3982059

>>3982056
what kind of super mech is this with out a pompadour!? I ask yall!?

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)00:56:29 No.3982063

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)00:56:29 No.3982063

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3982057
I bet having a pomp would help our chances.... right bandit?

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)00:57:32 No.3982067

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)00:57:32 No.3982067

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3982057
Punch self in face to figure out how to get that Ace bonus before the final battle.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)00:59:24 No.3982071

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)00:59:24 No.3982071

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>>3982063
Dogs are not known for their fashion sense so Bandit is a bit confused by your question

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:01:06 No.3982075

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:01:06 No.3982075

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3982071
>>3982067

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:01:20 No.3982076

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:01:20 No.3982076

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3982071
ok bandit, think of having meat with no bone inn the middle... its like that

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)01:04:26 No.3982086

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)01:04:26 No.3982086

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>>3982075
Of course! Self harm solves everything!

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:05:21 No.3982087

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:05:21 No.3982087

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3982086
punched so hard a pompadour pops out!

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:05:59 No.3982089

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:05:59 No.3982089

>>3982087
TWO!?

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:08:10 No.3982094

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:08:10 No.3982094

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3982086
You get a Spark from it, because SaGa is fun.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)01:08:37 No.3982096

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)01:08:37 No.3982096

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>>3982087
I dunno anon, 2 is a pretty low number for a pomp to pop out

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:10:36 No.3982105

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:10:36 No.3982105

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3982096
Male or itsy-bitsy to appease him.

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:11:54 No.3982110

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:11:54 No.3982110

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3982096
No pomp, sorry.

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:12:05 No.3982111

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:12:05 No.3982111

>>3982105
*make it

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:13:27 No.3982116

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:13:27 No.3982116

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3982096
is it low enough for a small Pomp?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)01:14:09 No.3982120

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)01:14:09 No.3982120

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>>3982110
How unfortunate

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:15:20 No.3982124

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:15:20 No.3982124

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3982120
but why?!

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:16:02 No.3982126

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:16:02 No.3982126

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3982120
>>3982094

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)01:18:15 No.3982127

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)01:18:15 No.3982127

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>>3982124
Because God hates Fester apparently

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:18:31 No.3982128

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:18:31 No.3982128

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3982120
Foster seeks one last victim to kill so he can get his Ace status

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:19:59 No.3982131

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:19:59 No.3982131

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3982127
anon kills this anon for making god hate fester>>3982128

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:20:49 No.3982132

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:20:49 No.3982132

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3982127
An opportunity arises.

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:21:14 No.3982135

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:21:14 No.3982135

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3982131
It's not my fault everybody hates Fester.

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:22:19 No.3982137

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:22:19 No.3982137

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3982135
but it is tho, you rolled it so

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:23:09 No.3982139

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:23:09 No.3982139

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3982137
No, you did.

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:23:19 No.3982141

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:23:19 No.3982141

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3982137
Was my roll the cause... or merely the medium?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)01:23:55 No.3982143

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)01:23:55 No.3982143

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>>3982131
Kill anon?...Hm yes, of course! You need to find one enemy to take down. Then you can gain your awesome Ace bonus. Maybe then life wont suck so much.

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:24:32 No.3982146

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:24:32 No.3982146

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3982141
Simply the cause, you are the ground zero to this death stranding

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:25:10 No.3982149

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:25:10 No.3982149

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3982143
very well kill this >>3982135
anon. Right now!

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:30:55 No.3982157

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:30:55 No.3982157

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3982143
Kill >>3982149 instead.

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:32:56 No.3982159

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:32:56 No.3982159

>>3982157
my plans foiled!

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:34:07 No.3982161

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:34:07 No.3982161

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3982143
THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN, I AM BLESSED BY THEIR FAVOR

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)01:34:40 No.3982163

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)01:34:40 No.3982163

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>>3982157
>>3982149
Waitasec...the Marshal has 2 guns....

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:35:33 No.3982165

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:35:33 No.3982165

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3982163
Now niether of us will be a virgin

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:36:49 No.3982166

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:36:49 No.3982166

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3982163
Point them both at >>3982165 to be sure.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)01:38:45 No.3982169

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)01:38:45 No.3982169

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3982166
Now roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:39:31 No.3982171

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:39:31 No.3982171

Rolled 46, 70 = 116 (2d100)

>>3982169

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:39:56 No.3982172

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:39:56 No.3982172

Rolled 94, 52 = 146 (2d100)

>>3982169
ACE FOR THE ACE GOD

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj)
12/21/19(Sat)01:40:47 No.3982173

Anonymous (ID: 3GdoTbVj) 12/21/19(Sat)01:40:47 No.3982173

Rolled 58, 56 = 114 (2d100)

>>3982169

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)01:44:32 No.3982177

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)01:44:32 No.3982177

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>>3982172
you have successfully murdered a random anon!

With 50 kills, Fester is now an ACE PILOT. He will now get his ACE BONUS

Now roll 2d100.First roll is for pickings

Second roll is quality of the Ace Bonus:
1-10: Eh
11-30: Meh
31-60: Yey
61-89: Yes
90-100: YES

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:46:23 No.3982181

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:46:23 No.3982181

Rolled 48, 6 = 54 (2d100)

>>3982177

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:48:08 No.3982184

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:48:08 No.3982184

>>3982181
oh no

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:49:24 No.3982185

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:49:24 No.3982185

Rolled 27, 93 = 120 (2d100)

>>3982177
ahah!

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:49:46 No.3982187

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:49:46 No.3982187

SOMEBODY ELSE ROLL PLEASE

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:50:26 No.3982189

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:50:26 No.3982189

>>3982185

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)01:51:22 No.3982190

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)01:51:22 No.3982190

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>>3982181
Fester's ACE PILOT status gives him.....a d105 during combat. woohoo

very on-brand

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:51:31 No.3982191

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:51:31 No.3982191

>>3982185
i did my part for that poor dead anon

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:52:39 No.3982193

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:52:39 No.3982193

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3982190
Fester is disappointed, Bandit consoles

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:52:58 No.3982194

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:52:58 No.3982194

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3982190
I hear that anon wanted a pompadour.
maybe we should give it to fester, you know as a sign of dead respect

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)01:53:40 No.3982195

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)01:53:40 No.3982195

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3982190
NO, PUT A GUN TO DICE GOD'S HEAD. WE WILL NOT BE DENIED.

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:56:56 No.3982199

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:56:56 No.3982199

>>3982190
an anon was sacraficed for this!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)01:57:47 No.3982202

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)01:57:47 No.3982202

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>>3982193

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)01:58:26 No.3982203

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)01:58:26 No.3982203

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3982202
Fester enters the anger stage and proceeds to do >>3982195

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0)
12/21/19(Sat)02:03:58 No.3982205

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0) 12/21/19(Sat)02:03:58 No.3982205

>>3982202
Depression kicks in

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)02:04:51 No.3982206

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>>3982203
You can't fight Fate, Fester.

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0)
12/21/19(Sat)02:05:03 No.3982207

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0) 12/21/19(Sat)02:05:03 No.3982207

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3982205
>>3982202

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)02:05:56 No.3982209

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)02:05:56 No.3982209

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3982206
I'm fighting it right now, ain't I?

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)02:06:14 No.3982210

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)02:06:14 No.3982210

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3982206
why you sweating bullets dice god?

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)02:06:30 No.3982211

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)02:06:30 No.3982211

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3982206
Then it's a good thing your name's not Fate, uh...

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0)
12/21/19(Sat)02:06:45 No.3982212

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0) 12/21/19(Sat)02:06:45 No.3982212

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3982206
What if fester actually goes and fights fate?

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)02:08:10 No.3982215

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)02:08:10 No.3982215

>>3982212
>100
OH SHI

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)02:12:04 No.3982219

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)02:12:04 No.3982219

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>>3982212

poof! Your Fate, given physical form, has manifested!

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)02:12:57 No.3982222

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)02:12:57 No.3982222

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3982219
Shoot him in the fucking head.

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)02:14:19 No.3982225

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)02:14:19 No.3982225

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3982219
defy fate grow that Pomp and do the impossibru! Ro Row fight dah power

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)02:14:49 No.3982227

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)02:14:49 No.3982227

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3982219
Time to libera ourselves from hell.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)02:15:34 No.3982228

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)02:15:34 No.3982228

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Rolled 99 (1d105)

>>3982225
Roll 2d100 against fate itself!...While I step out for a bit, gotta head to the uh, hospital. Will return in an hour or something. shiet

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0)
12/21/19(Sat)02:15:44 No.3982230

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0) 12/21/19(Sat)02:15:44 No.3982230

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3982219
Fate, why do you always have to fuck me over? Can't we be friends?

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO)
12/21/19(Sat)02:17:34 No.3982232

Anonymous (ID: JIMETvMO) 12/21/19(Sat)02:17:34 No.3982232

Rolled 47, 8 = 55 (2d100)

>>3982228

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)02:17:50 No.3982233

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)02:17:50 No.3982233

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3982228
wow fate is a high roller

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)02:18:18 No.3982234

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)02:18:18 No.3982234

Rolled 83, 20 = 103 (2d100)

>>3982228

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)02:19:03 No.3982236

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)02:19:03 No.3982236

Rolled 91, 92 = 183 (2d100)

>>3982228

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0)
12/21/19(Sat)02:23:09 No.3982240

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0) 12/21/19(Sat)02:23:09 No.3982240

Rolled 58, 89 = 147 (2d100)

>>3982228

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)02:53:46 No.3982263

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)02:53:46 No.3982263

>anons fruitlessly try to fight fate
>not fighting the enemy alliance instead

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)02:54:51 No.3982266

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)02:54:51 No.3982266

>>3982263
It's Fester.

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)02:55:51 No.3982268

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)02:55:51 No.3982268

>>3982266
It's my first in your bumhole

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)03:09:04 No.3982278

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)03:09:04 No.3982278

>>3982263
>>3982268
>t. fate

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)04:18:38 No.3982328

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)04:18:38 No.3982328

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Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)04:19:08 No.3982329

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)04:19:08 No.3982329

lets rewind to our roll to the ace buff.

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)04:19:46 No.3982330

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)04:19:46 No.3982330

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3982328
reroll ace buff
your doctor demands it

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)04:23:53 No.3982332

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>>3982330
There is no need to reroll. Destiny has ran its course. This is the path you must walk

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)04:25:25 No.3982333

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)04:25:25 No.3982333

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3982332
is it tho?

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)04:29:53 No.3982339

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)04:29:53 No.3982339

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3982332
No. I'm going to punch you in the face until I get a real Ace buff.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)04:29:56 No.3982340

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)04:29:56 No.3982340

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>>3982333
Yessss

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)04:30:37 No.3982341

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)04:30:37 No.3982341

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3982340
okay then. proceed

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)04:30:52 No.3982343

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)04:30:52 No.3982343

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3982340
what if I make a deal with Dice Satan?

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)04:36:16 No.3982345

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)04:36:16 No.3982345

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3982340
"No!"

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)04:37:26 No.3982347

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)04:37:26 No.3982347

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>>3982343
You dare seek the dark powers of Dice Satan? Beware of the consequences

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/21/19(Sat)04:39:17 No.3982348

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/21/19(Sat)04:39:17 No.3982348

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3982347
nyeh

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)04:40:21 No.3982350

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)04:40:21 No.3982350

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3982347
>we spend 20 hours just shitposting
>quest never proceeds

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)04:41:02 No.3982352

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)04:41:02 No.3982352

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3982347
dice sata instead of re rolling
I want to flip the winnings on the ace chart. So lowest number was the best out come rather than the highest.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)04:44:54 No.3982358

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)04:44:54 No.3982358

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>>3982352
Sign your name in blood and the pact will be sealed.

>>3982350
Bold of you to assume it will only be 20 hours

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)04:47:14 No.3982359

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)04:47:14 No.3982359

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3982358
Nah we aren't signing

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)04:48:14 No.3982361

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)04:48:14 No.3982361

>>3982359
>Jew in the id
FUCK

busyorc (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)04:48:20 No.3982362

busyorc (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)04:48:20 No.3982362

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3982358
Ok signed BusyOrc
in blood

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/21/19(Sat)04:51:27 No.3982363

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/21/19(Sat)04:51:27 No.3982363

>>3982361
Ah, the chosen ID.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)04:55:16 No.3982366

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)04:55:16 No.3982366

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>>3982359
>>3982361
>>3982363
Ah, God's Chosen anon. No wonder you rejected this vile being's dark magics of fate fuckery

rejectedorc (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)04:57:04 No.3982367

rejectedorc (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)04:57:04 No.3982367

>>3982366
jews get all the fun....

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)04:57:25 No.3982368

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)04:57:25 No.3982368

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3982366
START QUEST

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)04:57:26 No.3982369

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)04:57:26 No.3982369

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3982366
Now we g back to the story ~~we're bleeding money as it is you goyim~~

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)05:02:41 No.3982377

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)05:02:41 No.3982377

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>>3982368
Of course of course. Now let's recap. You ahve obtained the Ace Pilot bonus through meta fuckery. Unfortunately it wasn't a particularly good bonus. All you got was a d105 for combat rolls. Unfortunate. But better than nothing, I suppose.

Anyway. You're waiting for Edward's team to return.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)05:03:32 No.3982378

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)05:03:32 No.3982378

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3982377
They return and it was a success

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)05:04:21 No.3982379

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)05:04:21 No.3982379

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3982377
Have Bandit give some sage advice

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)05:08:05 No.3982381

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)05:08:05 No.3982381

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>>3982378
Edward returns! He informs you of their success. Destroying the Alliance's mech factory and rescuing the Mechanic's mentor would deal a serious blow to their forces. Edward even brought back some EXP to share with everyone

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw)
12/21/19(Sat)05:09:43 No.3982383

Anonymous (ID: +iCl0RRw) 12/21/19(Sat)05:09:43 No.3982383

>>3982381
Party time! Such success should be noted

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)05:09:59 No.3982384

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)05:09:59 No.3982384

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3982381
We don't need any, let the rest have it.
We must prepare for the next step of our master plan...

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)05:10:30 No.3982385

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)05:10:30 No.3982385

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3982381
Huzzah! Any level ups?

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)05:11:28 No.3982386

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)05:11:28 No.3982386

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3982381
>>3982383

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)05:19:11 No.3982394

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)05:19:11 No.3982394

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>>3982386
A quick celebration, to raise morale, before the final battle against the Alliance. Edward breaks out his secret stash of booze and shared it with the rest of the crew while Dai fixed up a feast.

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)05:21:35 No.3982396

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)05:21:35 No.3982396

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3982394
Roight, so Lester, what was your motivation again?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)05:26:07 No.3982399

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)05:26:07 No.3982399

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>>3982396
"Yes, of course. Brotherrrr. Why did I join the Alliance and sought vengeance against you. Well you see, it's---"

Suddenly, the loudest part of the song comes on and drowns out Lester's voice. You couldn't hear what he said

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)05:27:22 No.3982402

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)05:27:22 No.3982402

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3982399
Everyone else does and cries about how your parents were dumb assholes

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)05:28:01 No.3982403

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)05:28:01 No.3982403

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3982399
...fair enough

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)05:34:06 No.3982405

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)05:34:06 No.3982405

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>>3982402
"I'm sorry for your loss"

"Thank you, captain"

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)05:36:12 No.3982407

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)05:36:12 No.3982407

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3982405
Soooo...what do we know of the Alliances HQ?

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)05:36:12 No.3982408

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)05:36:12 No.3982408

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3982405
Enough partying!.... we have preparations to make. For the next step of our plan

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)05:57:41 No.3982426

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)05:57:41 No.3982426

OP? Have the Anti-Fester Cursed Mega Illuminati God Mason Jews taken you?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)05:58:32 No.3982427

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)05:58:32 No.3982427

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>>3982408
"Of course. party's over. Now let's get back to it"

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)05:59:49 No.3982429

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)05:59:49 No.3982429

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3982427
Right, so, their defenses, what can we expect?
Also Lester, one more thing just to be sure, Chester was your disguise, right?

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)05:59:59 No.3982430

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)05:59:59 No.3982430

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3982427
Why the mask, brother

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)06:01:10 No.3982432

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)06:01:10 No.3982432

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>>3982430
"No reason. I just think masks are cool"

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)06:01:52 No.3982433

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)06:01:52 No.3982433

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3982432
It looks like it could fly off by a strong wind

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)06:06:57 No.3982438

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)06:06:57 No.3982438

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>>3982433
"Yeah it's just a piece of cloth. But there's no wind inside a cockpit so it's okay"

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)06:08:37 No.3982439

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)06:08:37 No.3982439

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3982438
cry because he has a better mustache

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)06:09:21 No.3982440

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)06:09:21 No.3982440

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3982438
Wait since when did you get a mustache?...nevermind, what's the HQ attack plan?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)06:17:50 No.3982451

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)06:17:50 No.3982451

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>>3982440
"Well, it's simple. The Alliance HQ is hidden inside a system that's officially dead as long as the space gubment is concerned. Naturally, since we've sown dissent among their ranks. The alien side and human side will fight eachother, wrecking up the place. We'll hide out in the area. Waiting until only one is left, then we go in and wipe 'em out"

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)06:19:40 No.3982453

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)06:19:40 No.3982453

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3982451
Alright, still not sure why aliens attacked my home tho, but that's a plothole for later...do we just eat crisps and watch until one or the other is finished?

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)06:20:12 No.3982454

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)06:20:12 No.3982454

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3982451
And what do we do if one side goes down too fast? Do we help them out?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)06:25:27 No.3982460

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)06:25:27 No.3982460

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>>3982454
"Eh, maayyyybe"

"We could fire off shots from afar at whoever is having the advantage without revealing ourselves to keep the power level balanced"

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)06:26:52 No.3982461

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)06:26:52 No.3982461

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3982460
We still have those alliance mechs, right?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)06:32:22 No.3982466

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)06:32:22 No.3982466

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>>3982461
"So you're saying we'll join the fight pretending to be on the side of the Alliance humans? Then after the aliens are done we discard those mechs and get into our actual ones, then mop up?"

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)06:34:52 No.3982467

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)06:34:52 No.3982467

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3982461
Nah. forget all that. We'll just go there and SHOOT

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)06:35:44 No.3982468

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)06:35:44 No.3982468

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3982466
My idea was covering them is black sludge from the kitchen and pretending to be aliens, but that works too

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)06:35:53 No.3982469

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)06:35:53 No.3982469

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3982466
Or, we could check our cash in the mean-time, and look into getting some upgrades before we head in. It's going to be a tough fight even with part of the alliance side taken down.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)06:57:14 No.3982481

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>>3982469
"Of course. Lester did say there might be hiding secret weapons inside there. So it's best we're as ready as we can be. Talk to Chester. The mechanic's mentor we rescued. He'll know what to do"

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)07:00:13 No.3982483

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)07:00:13 No.3982483

>>3982481
Alright
Off to Chester it is then.

Anonymous (ID: 4CU08iUI)
12/21/19(Sat)07:00:29 No.3982485

Anonymous (ID: 4CU08iUI) 12/21/19(Sat)07:00:29 No.3982485

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3982481
Chester? I have a really hazy recollection of this dude who looked down at me, and there was a rattle in my hand...

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)07:01:09 No.3982486

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)07:01:09 No.3982486

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3982481
Chester? Wasn't that a disguise by Lester? Or was that just a paid actor?

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)07:01:16 No.3982487

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)07:01:16 No.3982487

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3982483
Forgot to roll

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)07:13:27 No.3982493

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)07:13:27 No.3982493

>>3982487
OH NO

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)07:21:00 No.3982500

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)07:21:00 No.3982500

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>>3982487

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)07:24:00 No.3982505

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)07:24:00 No.3982505

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3982500
Loading complete, Fester is now ready to meet Chester once more

Anonymous (ID: Wlec2goi)
12/21/19(Sat)07:24:51 No.3982508

Anonymous (ID: Wlec2goi) 12/21/19(Sat)07:24:51 No.3982508

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3982500
All done!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)07:30:37 No.3982514

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)07:30:37 No.3982514

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>>3982508
"Ah, you must be Fester"

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)07:31:07 No.3982517

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)07:31:07 No.3982517

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3982514
Ayyy Chester, we meet again

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)07:31:50 No.3982520

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)07:31:50 No.3982520

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3982514
So, you have any upgrades for me Mr. Chester Bester Pester Mester?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)07:43:41 No.3982528

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)07:43:41 No.3982528

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>>3982520
"Hmmmmm....interesing. You know my family name?"

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)07:45:25 No.3982529

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)07:45:25 No.3982529

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3982528
Uhh yeah. My auntie knows damn near everyone in this galaxy and she likes to chat so I learn bout many people

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)07:45:53 No.3982530

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)07:45:53 No.3982530

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3982528
Yes, Lester was very thorough when he stole your identity to try to kill me

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro)
12/21/19(Sat)07:50:33 No.3982534

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro) 12/21/19(Sat)07:50:33 No.3982534

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3982528
I can kill men with my own teeth

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)08:00:41 No.3982537

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>>3982534

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro)
12/21/19(Sat)08:01:54 No.3982539

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro) 12/21/19(Sat)08:01:54 No.3982539

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3982537
yes

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)08:02:53 No.3982541

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)08:02:53 No.3982541

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3982537
You never heard of it? "Icankillmenwithmyownteeth.spess" a website that tracks the personal info of all mechanics. I checked for u just out of curiosity. Boy I had no idea you lived such a wild life, you gotta tell me about what happened back in that planet, what was it's name?

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/21/19(Sat)08:05:08 No.3982549

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/21/19(Sat)08:05:08 No.3982549

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3982537
Look: I'm a recently revived cyborg with probable brain damage, I can't get drunk, and I just botched my only roll to be a viable hero is the masochistic odyssey that is my life. Is there ANYTHING you can do to my robot to help me at least not fuck things up for my friends?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)08:07:31 No.3982554

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>>3982549
"Of course, my man. That's my specialty. So, you have anything specific in mind or do you want me to work as I like?"

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)08:11:17 No.3982571

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)08:11:17 No.3982571

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3982554
Just make Marshal shootier and able to dodge well, I also have plans I made with crayon if you want

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)08:12:32 No.3982577

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)08:12:32 No.3982577

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3982554
Do as you want

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/21/19(Sat)08:13:43 No.3982580

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/21/19(Sat)08:13:43 No.3982580

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3982554
Some bonuses to hit with non-machine gun pistols would go a long way, I like to try to mix up combat with the Marshal Beam and Marshal Kick.

You got any kind of support functions you could install? I might be better off handing out buffs or debuffs rather than fighting, I get the shit kicked out of me a lot.

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro)
12/21/19(Sat)08:14:06 No.3982581

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro) 12/21/19(Sat)08:14:06 No.3982581

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3982554
give it neon lights and up the amount of spiral bullets i can fire.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)08:16:07 No.3982587

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)08:16:07 No.3982587

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>>3982580
"Alright, I'll see what I can do"

Anonymous (ID: URyl3THa)
12/21/19(Sat)08:17:28 No.3982591

Anonymous (ID: URyl3THa) 12/21/19(Sat)08:17:28 No.3982591

>>3982554
A button that when pushed unleashes an absurd amount of violence in the form of missiles, rockets, and fireworks.

Anonymous (ID: URyl3THa)
12/21/19(Sat)08:18:30 No.3982596

Anonymous (ID: URyl3THa) 12/21/19(Sat)08:18:30 No.3982596

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3982591

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/21/19(Sat)08:20:46 No.3982604

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/21/19(Sat)08:20:46 No.3982604

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3982587
Go make Dai a veggie sludge smoothie while Chester works. It's only fair after all the times she's made us one.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)08:23:59 No.3982613

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)08:23:59 No.3982613

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>>3982604
Alright. Surely you can do this right

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/21/19(Sat)08:26:59 No.3982617

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/21/19(Sat)08:26:59 No.3982617

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3982613
I'm not encouraged by the fact that one of the vegetables is a rectangle, but ok. Let's make this happen!

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro)
12/21/19(Sat)08:27:57 No.3982619

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro) 12/21/19(Sat)08:27:57 No.3982619

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3982613
Add ribbs, ribbs is a vegtable right?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)08:31:03 No.3982622

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)08:31:03 No.3982622

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>>3982617
It's THE VEGETABLE OF THE FUTURRRRREEEEEEEEEE.

A block of pureed veggies.

Actual contents unknown

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro)
12/21/19(Sat)08:32:50 No.3982626

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro) 12/21/19(Sat)08:32:50 No.3982626

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3982622
check if they have expired

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)08:36:06 No.3982632

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)08:36:06 No.3982632

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>>3982626
Hm, The expiry date's still good. You got a couple of decades left.

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro)
12/21/19(Sat)08:38:30 No.3982635

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro) 12/21/19(Sat)08:38:30 No.3982635

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3982632
ask chef Bandit how to make this a meal to enjoy

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/21/19(Sat)08:41:11 No.3982639

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/21/19(Sat)08:41:11 No.3982639

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3982632
Trick Anna into cutting up the vegetables by telling her it'll be good practice for fighting Edward

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)08:41:43 No.3982640

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)08:41:43 No.3982640

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>>3982635
Such wise wisdom

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro)
12/21/19(Sat)08:42:22 No.3982643

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro) 12/21/19(Sat)08:42:22 No.3982643

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3982640
yes, bone marrow makes excellent soda

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)08:44:18 No.3982648

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)08:44:18 No.3982648

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>>3982643

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)08:44:33 No.3982649

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)08:44:33 No.3982649

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3982640
We don't gotta time fo this. Lets go see the mechanic

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)08:45:36 No.3982652

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)08:45:36 No.3982652

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3982648
>>3982649

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/21/19(Sat)08:45:52 No.3982654

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/21/19(Sat)08:45:52 No.3982654

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3982648
finish making Veggie sludge, making sure to taste test before serving to Dai

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)08:45:58 No.3982656

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)08:45:58 No.3982656

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3982648
nod respectfully

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro)
12/21/19(Sat)08:46:39 No.3982658

Anonymous (ID: BHreh3ro) 12/21/19(Sat)08:46:39 No.3982658

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3982648
ok lets make this meal

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)08:49:10 No.3982663

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)08:49:10 No.3982663

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>>3982656
Such wisdom

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/21/19(Sat)08:52:40 No.3982673

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/21/19(Sat)08:52:40 No.3982673

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3982663
>he's actually telling us that Dai's a liar

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/21/19(Sat)08:53:36 No.3982674

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/21/19(Sat)08:53:36 No.3982674

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3982663
Reminisce about the first time you met Dai while you cook

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)08:59:36 No.3982685

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)08:59:36 No.3982685

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>>3982674

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/21/19(Sat)09:05:04 No.3982700

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/21/19(Sat)09:05:04 No.3982700

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3982685
Finish making that sludge and serve it, making sure not to forget the all-important edible sheriff star garnish.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)09:08:29 No.3982711

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)09:08:29 No.3982711

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>>3982700
Not too shabby, suprisingly

Anonymous (ID: P1Jfyv5r)
12/21/19(Sat)09:16:29 No.3982725

Anonymous (ID: P1Jfyv5r) 12/21/19(Sat)09:16:29 No.3982725

>>3982711
Find Dai--OSHIT SHE FOUND US

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)09:17:17 No.3982727

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)09:17:17 No.3982727

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3982725

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw)
12/21/19(Sat)09:17:31 No.3982728

Anonymous (ID: EkEbfYuw) 12/21/19(Sat)09:17:31 No.3982728

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3982711
Deliver the goods to Dai.

Anonymous (ID: P1Jfyv5r)
12/21/19(Sat)09:17:55 No.3982730

Anonymous (ID: P1Jfyv5r) 12/21/19(Sat)09:17:55 No.3982730

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3982725

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)10:00:47 No.3982817

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)10:00:47 No.3982817

OP is fucking dead

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)10:16:34 No.3982859

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)10:16:34 No.3982859

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my fucking power went out goddamnit, who's still in here

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2)
12/21/19(Sat)10:19:36 No.3982876

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2) 12/21/19(Sat)10:19:36 No.3982876

>>3982859
me

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/21/19(Sat)10:20:05 No.3982879

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/21/19(Sat)10:20:05 No.3982879

>>3982859
nyeh

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)10:22:02 No.3982886

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)10:22:02 No.3982886

>>3982859
I'am

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)10:22:52 No.3982890

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)10:22:52 No.3982890

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>>3982876
>me
>>3982876
>>3982879
>3982879
>>3982879
>>3982886
>>3982886
Aight cool

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)10:23:31 No.3982894

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)10:23:31 No.3982894

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3982890
So Dai, what'd'ya think?

Anonymous (ID: quUq3ET+)
12/21/19(Sat)10:25:38 No.3982897

Anonymous (ID: quUq3ET+) 12/21/19(Sat)10:25:38 No.3982897

>>3982859
I yet live

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)10:27:01 No.3982903

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)10:27:01 No.3982903

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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3982894
"Well, it certainly looks okay. Now let's see how it taste"

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)10:29:09 No.3982911

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)10:29:09 No.3982911

Rolled 52, 23 = 75 (2d100)

>>3982903
good

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)10:31:39 No.3982921

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)10:31:39 No.3982921

Rolled 22, 74 = 96 (2d100)

>>3982903
Shite

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)10:33:34 No.3982924

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)10:33:34 No.3982924

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>>3982911
"...I gotta be honest Fester. This is pretty crap"

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2)
12/21/19(Sat)10:33:56 No.3982926

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2) 12/21/19(Sat)10:33:56 No.3982926

Rolled 72, 73 = 145 (2d100)

>>3982903
ofug

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)10:36:43 No.3982932

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)10:36:43 No.3982932

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3982924
Well I guess cowboys are best at space rabbit and kidney beans.
Sorry Dai.

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2)
12/21/19(Sat)10:37:23 No.3982935

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2) 12/21/19(Sat)10:37:23 No.3982935

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3982924
lament our incompetence

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)10:38:43 No.3982938

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)10:38:43 No.3982938

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3982924
Awww, wait, how did you taste with that helmet? Are there holes or is it an elaborate hologram?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)10:42:35 No.3982945

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)10:42:35 No.3982945

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>>3982932
"It's okay. Sometimes, it's the thought that counts"

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)10:43:38 No.3982948

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)10:43:38 No.3982948

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3982945
You're a great friend Dai.

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)10:44:07 No.3982949

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)10:44:07 No.3982949

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3982945
Hmmm...what if I use beans instead, hang on, I'll make something that'll knock your boots off

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)10:53:13 No.3982960

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)10:53:13 No.3982960

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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3982949
Roll 2d100 to make a bean drink

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)10:54:56 No.3982965

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)10:54:56 No.3982965

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Rolled 55, 25 = 80 (2d100)

>>3982960
Beana Colada time

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)10:54:59 No.3982966

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)10:54:59 No.3982966

Rolled 18, 11 = 29 (2d100)

>>3982960
You just need the right kinds of beans

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2)
12/21/19(Sat)10:56:45 No.3982967

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2) 12/21/19(Sat)10:56:45 No.3982967

Rolled 35, 76 = 111 (2d100)

>>3982960

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)11:03:09 No.3982978

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)11:03:09 No.3982978

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>>3982965
The drink exploded

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)11:04:32 No.3982980

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)11:04:32 No.3982980

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3982978
Hmmm...space exploding bean is not for consumption, why has no one warned me about that?

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)11:05:58 No.3982982

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)11:05:58 No.3982982

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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3982978
Well that was pretty sublima

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)11:12:00 No.3982985

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)11:12:00 No.3982985

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>>3982982
...it;s time to kill anon

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)11:12:46 No.3982987

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)11:12:46 No.3982987

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3982985
Its a voice in your head Fester, you can't do anything about us

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)11:16:56 No.3982990

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)11:16:56 No.3982990

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>>3982987

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)11:17:48 No.3982993

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)11:17:48 No.3982993

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3982985
>>3982990

no please, I'm sorry for the way I've bean acting!

don't go for the kidneys!

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)11:19:09 No.3982994

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)11:19:09 No.3982994

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3982990
Yes...dunno, Dai what do you make your vegetable smoothies out of?
>>3982993
I demand you to stop

Anonymous (ID: MWap9ShA)
12/21/19(Sat)11:19:43 No.3982995

Anonymous (ID: MWap9ShA) 12/21/19(Sat)11:19:43 No.3982995

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3982990
Kill him, Fester, and become a super ace!

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)11:21:29 No.3982999

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)11:21:29 No.3982999

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>>3982994
I can't
i'm a beaner.

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/21/19(Sat)11:21:37 No.3983001

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/21/19(Sat)11:21:37 No.3983001

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3982993
IT'S TIME TO S T O P !

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)11:24:24 No.3983004

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)11:24:24 No.3983004

>>3982999
Jesus Christ reverse Satan what the fuck is that?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)11:25:28 No.3983006

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)11:25:28 No.3983006

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>>3982994
"Naturally. Vegetables. Anyway. Don't dwell on this too much. It's not important. Go and check on the Marshal to see if it's ready"

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)11:27:29 No.3983011

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)11:27:29 No.3983011

>>3983004
Didn't know so I looked it up. It was a shitty netflix reboot of the original series that beaned the character designs and replaced phoebe with an indian girl.

So basically it's shit.

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA)
12/21/19(Sat)11:27:50 No.3983012

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA) 12/21/19(Sat)11:27:50 No.3983012

>>3983006

Go and check Marshal while eating can of bean.

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/21/19(Sat)11:28:03 No.3983013

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/21/19(Sat)11:28:03 No.3983013

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3983006
Guess you are right...WATCH OUT A THROWN BEAN WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
>And then we throw a bean at her and run off to Marshal

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA)
12/21/19(Sat)11:28:56 No.3983015

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA) 12/21/19(Sat)11:28:56 No.3983015

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3983012

Derp...

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)11:29:16 No.3983016

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)11:29:16 No.3983016

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3983006
Skateboard down to the Marshall like a cool kid.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)11:31:12 No.3983018

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)11:31:12 No.3983018

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>>3983013

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)11:32:58 No.3983020

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)11:32:58 No.3983020

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3983018
Oh fuck stairs
Better be careful to slow down once we get to them.

Ignoring safety is UNCOOL.

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2)
12/21/19(Sat)11:33:32 No.3983022

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2) 12/21/19(Sat)11:33:32 No.3983022

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3983018
Marshall

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)11:56:14 No.3983040

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)11:56:14 No.3983040

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>>3983022

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2)
12/21/19(Sat)12:00:02 No.3983046

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2) 12/21/19(Sat)12:00:02 No.3983046

>>3983040
So what's new?

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)12:00:41 No.3983047

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)12:00:41 No.3983047

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3983040
status report on upgradeyes

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2)
12/21/19(Sat)12:01:30 No.3983049

Anonymous (ID: 5EaP/Hj2) 12/21/19(Sat)12:01:30 No.3983049

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3983046

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)12:04:54 No.3983053

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)12:04:54 No.3983053

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>>3983047
The belt buckle is replaced with another start, allowing for Double Marshal Beams. For one thing.

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/21/19(Sat)12:07:55 No.3983057

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/21/19(Sat)12:07:55 No.3983057

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3983053
Oh shit that's cool keep going.

Anonymous (ID: ongKOGV9)
12/21/19(Sat)12:13:03 No.3983067

Anonymous (ID: ongKOGV9) 12/21/19(Sat)12:13:03 No.3983067

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3983053
>>3983057

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)12:24:55 No.3983079

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)12:24:55 No.3983079

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>>3983067

All its parameters have increased. Now, without the machine gun revolver, you have a +30 bonus while attacking. With that out you have a +80 bonus.

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)12:26:14 No.3983082

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)12:26:14 No.3983082

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3983079
So we're ready then.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)12:32:00 No.3983085

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)12:32:00 No.3983085

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>>3983082
In addition, since you asked for support capabilities. Chester has configured the Marshal's advanced sniping targeting system to be able to share its data with allies. Giving them a +15 to hit

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)12:33:03 No.3983088

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)12:33:03 No.3983088

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3983085
Yeah... thats great. Do I owe you anything?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)12:39:51 No.3983096

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)12:39:51 No.3983096

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>>3983088
"Nothing much. Saving me means I owe you guys actually"

Anonymous (ID: U2jHn9oB)
12/21/19(Sat)12:47:03 No.3983102

Anonymous (ID: U2jHn9oB) 12/21/19(Sat)12:47:03 No.3983102

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3983096
Alright...say, can you find a way to make an undead cyborg be able to consume meat?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)12:56:54 No.3983115

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)12:56:54 No.3983115

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>>3983102
"Hmmm. Never tried that before. I'll look into it"

Anonymous (ID: U2jHn9oB)
12/21/19(Sat)13:05:43 No.3983121

Anonymous (ID: U2jHn9oB) 12/21/19(Sat)13:05:43 No.3983121

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3983115
Thank you, don't be afraid of experimenting on me if you have to

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)13:14:50 No.3983132

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)13:14:50 No.3983132

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>>3983121
"Eh, we're going into the final battle soon. Tell ya what, if you survive, I'll make sure you get to enjoy meat again, yeah?"

Anonymous (ID: U2jHn9oB)
12/21/19(Sat)13:18:29 No.3983139

Anonymous (ID: U2jHn9oB) 12/21/19(Sat)13:18:29 No.3983139

>>3983132
Thanks pardner

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)13:22:44 No.3983144

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)13:22:44 No.3983144

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>>3983139

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)13:28:29 No.3983151

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)13:28:29 No.3983151

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3983144
Time for final battle. Lets go smash this stupid alliance

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)13:44:31 No.3983166

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)13:44:31 No.3983166

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>>3983151
whoosh

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/21/19(Sat)13:47:30 No.3983170

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/21/19(Sat)13:47:30 No.3983170

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3983166
Survey the situation

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)13:56:28 No.3983183

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)13:56:28 No.3983183

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>>3983170
You arrived in the ruined system. Hidden among the debris of long dead planets is the Alliance Space Fortress. Seems like they're already fighting

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)14:05:09 No.3983198

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)14:05:09 No.3983198

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3983183
aww man
lets see if we can launch an asteroid into the station, we can stay incognito that way.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)14:15:19 No.3983216

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)14:15:19 No.3983216

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3983198
Alright, Let's hide our ships inside this asteroid and launch ourselves into the station.

Roll 2d100

+40 bonus

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)14:17:55 No.3983220

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)14:17:55 No.3983220

Rolled 31, 20 = 51 (2d100)

>>3983216
well I was thinkin push it till it starts flying towards the station but this works too.

At least the asteroid should take the brunt of the impact... hopefully.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)14:25:03 No.3983227

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)14:25:03 No.3983227

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>>3983220
THE BLACK HORSE SLAMS INTO THE ASTEROID! BUT ACCIDENTALLY SLAMMED INTO IT SO HARD THAT IT WAS LAUNCHED STRAIGHT INTO THE STATION BEFORE THE SHIPS COULD FOLLOW IT

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)14:29:41 No.3983232

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)14:29:41 No.3983232

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3983227
Not the worst thing in the world.

Fire off a shot where the meteor hit the station.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)14:36:49 No.3983240

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)14:36:49 No.3983240

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>>3983232
You widen the hole. Fortunately, the Alliance goons are too busy fighting eachother to notice where that blast came from, they assumed it was a stray shot form one of their own

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)14:46:52 No.3983252

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)14:46:52 No.3983252

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3983240
Alright, now lets send the mechs into the hole at max speed, while the ship covers them.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)14:50:43 No.3983256

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)14:50:43 No.3983256

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>>3983252
The enemy has noticed your ships! While the mechs infiltrate the Alliance space fort, outside it's a three way between alien grunts, alliance mechs and the two space pirate ships!

And it will be resolved.....later. As now I gotta suspend thread a bit for a spell. shieeet

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/21/19(Sat)14:53:05 No.3983257

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/21/19(Sat)14:53:05 No.3983257

>>3983256
See ya op

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/21/19(Sat)14:56:08 No.3983262

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/21/19(Sat)14:56:08 No.3983262

>>3983257
Goodbye anon, may we meet again

Anonymous (ID: +PjHGzjT)
12/21/19(Sat)21:09:18 No.3983729

Anonymous (ID: +PjHGzjT) 12/21/19(Sat)21:09:18 No.3983729

>>3983256
Fester being killed is a kindness by now

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)10:00:11 No.3984522

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)10:00:11 No.3984522

>>3983729
OR IS IT

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/22/19(Sun)10:04:12 No.3984523

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/22/19(Sun)10:04:12 No.3984523

>>3984522
depends, is it going to be a stupid death

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)10:05:02 No.3984525

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)10:05:02 No.3984525

>>3984523
It's a matter of perspective, really

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/22/19(Sun)10:08:36 No.3984526

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/22/19(Sun)10:08:36 No.3984526

>>3984525
so not today then

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)10:10:31 No.3984528

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)10:10:31 No.3984528

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>>3984526
"Not today" as in "No death today" or "No thread today"

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/22/19(Sun)10:12:18 No.3984530

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/22/19(Sun)10:12:18 No.3984530

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3984528
"not today" as in "no death today" because we know it won't be resolved today

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)10:12:58 No.3984531

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)10:12:58 No.3984531

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3984528
Vow to finally finish the quest!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)10:13:21 No.3984532

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)10:13:21 No.3984532

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>>3984530
Ah, you know me so well

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/22/19(Sun)10:14:59 No.3984535

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/22/19(Sun)10:14:59 No.3984535

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3984532
of course, ~~goyim~~

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)10:16:35 No.3984537

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)10:16:35 No.3984537

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>>3984535
Anyway, thread is now suspended for 60 years

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/22/19(Sun)10:18:43 No.3984542

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/22/19(Sun)10:18:43 No.3984542

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3984537
so 60 seconds in our time

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)10:18:43 No.3984543

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)10:18:43 No.3984543

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3984537
I built a robot that has analyzed every single word OP has posted, it can decipher the true meaning behind his estimates.
Robot, get working! How much is 60 years truly?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)10:21:47 No.3984548

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)10:21:47 No.3984548

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>>3984543
"120 years"

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/22/19(Sun)10:22:50 No.3984550

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/22/19(Sun)10:22:50 No.3984550

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3984548
travel 120 years into the future

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)10:23:35 No.3984551

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)10:23:35 No.3984551

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3984548
My god.... it's worthless.... my entire life's work and my supposed-to-be magnum opus..... IT'S FAULTY!!!!
>smash smash smash smash thwack thumwp CLANG

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)10:30:28 No.3984559

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)10:30:28 No.3984559

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>>3984550
It is now 120 years in the future. 10 years after the Great Machine Wars that ravaged the Solar system. The world no longer have countries but one unified nation due to all the landmass being destroyed except for one. Video Game DLC prices are at an all time high and Half Life 3 is 5 years away from release.

Anyway let's continue thread

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/22/19(Sun)10:31:18 No.3984561

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/22/19(Sun)10:31:18 No.3984561

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3984559
Man, sure sucks to be on Earth, good thing we are in SPESS

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)10:36:25 No.3984567

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)10:36:25 No.3984567

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3984559
SHOOT

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)10:42:14 No.3984577

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)10:42:14 No.3984577

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>>3984561
Yes, good thing 4chan was launched into space in the future and all anons had their consciousness transferred into the space cloud in order to shitpost for all eternity.

Anyway, you are inside the Alliance Space Fortress. Like outside, the Alliance aliens and humans are fighting eachother in here. Hopefully to a degree that they didn't notice you slipped in

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)10:44:44 No.3984582

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)10:44:44 No.3984582

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3984577
Make sure not to get spotted by John

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/22/19(Sun)10:44:46 No.3984583

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/22/19(Sun)10:44:46 No.3984583

>>3984577
Alright...what now? Is there some HQ within the HQ where their Boss' are in or sumfin? Lester, where are the CEO's, criminals and some dumb plot twist villain all located in?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)10:51:23 No.3984589

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)10:51:23 No.3984589

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>>3984582
YES! JOHN!....Who the fuck is john, my memory's busted

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/22/19(Sun)10:52:26 No.3984593

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/22/19(Sun)10:52:26 No.3984593

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3984589
Y'know...John Johnny Johnson

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)11:01:04 No.3984604

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)11:01:04 No.3984604

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>>3984593

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/22/19(Sun)11:02:56 No.3984607

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/22/19(Sun)11:02:56 No.3984607

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3984604
A big guy who guards the leadership of the human part of Alliance or something, I swear you have same brain power as Fester

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)11:03:05 No.3984609

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)11:03:05 No.3984609

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3984604
John the Janitor did you forget already OP? geez

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)11:03:55 No.3984611

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)11:03:55 No.3984611

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>>3984609
Who the fuck is OP

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/22/19(Sun)11:04:27 No.3984613

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/22/19(Sun)11:04:27 No.3984613

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3984611
Me

Anonymous (ID: cXkiZFuh)
12/22/19(Sun)11:12:26 No.3984624

Anonymous (ID: cXkiZFuh) 12/22/19(Sun)11:12:26 No.3984624

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3984611
If you meet OP on the road, cut him down because the OP who can be spoken of is not the true OP. Also because OP is a faggot

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)11:17:53 No.3984634

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)11:17:53 No.3984634

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>>3984613
Of course! Omega Protector Model SAMX2Y2X! The latest Alliance Automated Defense Mech!

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/22/19(Sun)11:23:40 No.3984643

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/22/19(Sun)11:23:40 No.3984643

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3984634
Lets be careful about that guy, I heard he's pretty tought

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)11:33:25 No.3984662

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)11:33:25 No.3984662

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>>3984643
Right, so how do you wanan do this

Anonymous (ID: cXkiZFuh)
12/22/19(Sun)11:35:39 No.3984667

Anonymous (ID: cXkiZFuh) 12/22/19(Sun)11:35:39 No.3984667

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3984662
call him a fag

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)11:41:27 No.3984677

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)11:41:27 No.3984677

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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3984667
The AI is offended by your homophobia.

Roll 2d105 to defend against its opening attack

It has a +40 Bonus
You have a +30 Bonus

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE)
12/22/19(Sun)11:43:33 No.3984678

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE) 12/22/19(Sun)11:43:33 No.3984678

Rolled 35, 46 = 81 (2d105)

>>3984677

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)11:53:02 No.3984691

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)11:53:02 No.3984691

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>>3984678
SHIT! YOU GOT HIT!

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA)
12/22/19(Sun)11:53:03 No.3984692

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA) 12/22/19(Sun)11:53:03 No.3984692

Rolled 2, 65 = 67 (2d100)

>>3984677

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA)
12/22/19(Sun)11:54:17 No.3984693

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA) 12/22/19(Sun)11:54:17 No.3984693

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3984691

You hit me like an fag faggot!!!

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)11:57:43 No.3984697

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)11:57:43 No.3984697

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3984691
You know Stratego, right?
The tank is stronger than the soldier, and tanks are weak against mines.
In this fashion, guns are mightier than swords

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)12:01:07 No.3984698

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)12:01:07 No.3984698

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>>3984697
Yes. That sounds about right. Probably.

So how are you gonna shoot this dude?

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)12:04:17 No.3984704

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)12:04:17 No.3984704

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3984698
Just shoot the nigga. What is he gonna do, wave his knife around?

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE)
12/22/19(Sun)12:05:16 No.3984706

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE) 12/22/19(Sun)12:05:16 No.3984706

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3984698
In the nuts.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)12:06:59 No.3984709

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)12:06:59 No.3984709

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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3984704
Of course. Roll 2d105 to shoot that nigga

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)12:09:36 No.3984714

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)12:09:36 No.3984714

Rolled 44, 28 = 72 (2d105)

>>3984709
Ya knife twirlers gotta learn your place, see!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)12:22:31 No.3984727

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)12:22:31 No.3984727

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>>3984714
HIT!

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA)
12/22/19(Sun)12:27:03 No.3984733

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA) 12/22/19(Sun)12:27:03 No.3984733

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3984727

Give him a real smug grin.

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)12:27:20 No.3984734

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)12:27:20 No.3984734

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3984727
Feint a need to reload and give him an opening, but it's all a trap. We will anticipate his attack, dodge it, and fire a volley at his back

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)12:47:19 No.3984754

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)12:47:19 No.3984754

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3984734
>>3984734
ROLL 2D105 TO ENACT YOUR MASTERFUL PLAN

+30 bonus also +10 to good plan stuffs

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)12:49:59 No.3984755

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)12:49:59 No.3984755

Rolled 95, 95 = 190 (2d105)

>>3984754
Like stealing candy from a kid

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)12:58:11 No.3984762

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)12:58:11 No.3984762

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>>3984755
SUCCESS!

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)13:00:29 No.3984763

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)13:00:29 No.3984763

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3984762
>swordfags
Put it out of it's misery

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)13:14:35 No.3984771

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)13:14:35 No.3984771

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3984763
Roll 1d105 for EXECUTION

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA)
12/22/19(Sun)13:26:11 No.3984793

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA) 12/22/19(Sun)13:26:11 No.3984793

Rolled 54 (1d105)

>>3984771

Edgy time

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/22/19(Sun)13:32:37 No.3984807

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/22/19(Sun)13:32:37 No.3984807

We gotta speedrun this quest bros.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/22/19(Sun)13:33:04 No.3984808

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/22/19(Sun)13:33:04 No.3984808

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>>3984793
You finished off the robotic guard. Now the way inside is open. And the way to sleep as well. OP must now pass out. Thread will continue later. Toodles

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA)
12/22/19(Sun)13:35:42 No.3984812

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA) 12/22/19(Sun)13:35:42 No.3984812

>>3984808

Sleep well and hail to Communist Santa.

Anonymous (ID: 3zusLAKi)
12/23/19(Mon)07:42:58 No.3986202

Anonymous (ID: 3zusLAKi) 12/23/19(Mon)07:42:58 No.3986202

where the post

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)07:45:34 No.3986204

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)07:45:34 No.3986204

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>>3986202
Perhaps it's over there! C'mon, let's go find it

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)07:47:45 No.3986206

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)07:47:45 No.3986206

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3986204
cue indiana jones music

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/23/19(Mon)07:48:09 No.3986207

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/23/19(Mon)07:48:09 No.3986207

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3986204
No thanks

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)07:50:56 No.3986210

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)07:50:56 No.3986210

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>>3986206
And so you scoured the world, in search of post

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)07:55:14 No.3986212

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)07:55:14 No.3986212

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3986210
>plane flying around world map
cue Street Figher II theme
We must fight bison to find the post

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)08:02:16 No.3986216

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)08:02:16 No.3986216

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>>3986212

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/23/19(Mon)08:04:57 No.3986217

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/23/19(Mon)08:04:57 No.3986217

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3986216
Shoryuken Bison out of here and just grab the post so we can continue the damn story

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)08:05:34 No.3986218

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)08:05:34 No.3986218

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3986216
Fester accidentaly steps on him while proceeding inside station
RIP random cosplayer

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)08:07:33 No.3986219

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)08:07:33 No.3986219

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>>3986217
Anyway, you have destroyed the robotic guard. Now you and your comrades can make your way deeper into the station. Where no doubt the super secret alien mecha final boss lies in wait

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/23/19(Mon)08:08:24 No.3986220

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/23/19(Mon)08:08:24 No.3986220

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3986219
Roll for encounters.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)08:11:09 No.3986222

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)08:11:09 No.3986222

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3986219
How many BP we have atm?
Will we get true boss or not, look up the wiki.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)08:12:38 No.3986224

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)08:12:38 No.3986224

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>>3986220
Roll 2d100
First is for pickings. Second is what the encounter is:

1-10: Uh-oh spaghetti-o
11-50: Dang
51-70: Okay
71-99: EZ PZ
100: Path is completely cleared

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/23/19(Mon)08:13:19 No.3986225

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/23/19(Mon)08:13:19 No.3986225

Rolled 61, 87 = 148 (2d100)

>>3986224
uh oh spaghetti o

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)08:15:27 No.3986226

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)08:15:27 No.3986226

>>3986225
I'm fine with this one

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/23/19(Mon)08:17:35 No.3986227

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/23/19(Mon)08:17:35 No.3986227

>>3986225
nice

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)08:24:13 No.3986229

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)08:24:13 No.3986229

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>>3986225
You found a squad of Alliance grunts! These guys shouldn't be any trouble to an ACE PILOT such as yourself. You could probably take 'em all on without the help of your friends, really.

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/23/19(Mon)08:25:05 No.3986230

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/23/19(Mon)08:25:05 No.3986230

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3986229
High noon, pard'ner.
Line em all up in slow motion and aim for their heads.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)08:25:56 No.3986231

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)08:25:56 No.3986231

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3986229
do that and regret that you got your ace kill via killing some bystander instead of other giant robot.
Wait, did that even count then? Maybe shit Ace bonus was just a fever dream

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/23/19(Mon)08:28:42 No.3986234

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/23/19(Mon)08:28:42 No.3986234

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3986229
Test out the Double Marshal beam, a good sweep should take 'em out quickly

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)08:49:04 No.3986240

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)08:49:04 No.3986240

is OP ded

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)08:49:50 No.3986242

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)08:49:50 No.3986242

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Rolled 85, 74, 41 = 200 (3d100)

>>3986234
ROLL 2D100!

+35 BONUS!

Sidenote: My internet is fucking up

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)08:50:54 No.3986243

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)08:50:54 No.3986243

Rolled 45, 12 = 57 (2d100)

>>3986242
isn't it always?

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/23/19(Mon)08:52:01 No.3986244

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/23/19(Mon)08:52:01 No.3986244

Rolled 37, 13 = 50 (2d100)

>>3986242
MARSHARUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BEAMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/23/19(Mon)08:53:58 No.3986245

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/23/19(Mon)08:53:58 No.3986245

Rolled 29, 85 = 114 (2d100)

>>3986242
jesus

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/23/19(Mon)08:55:17 No.3986246

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/23/19(Mon)08:55:17 No.3986246

Rolled 97, 38 = 135 (2d100)

>>3986242
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/23/19(Mon)08:57:19 No.3986248

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/23/19(Mon)08:57:19 No.3986248

grunts are laughing at us

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)08:58:26 No.3986249

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)08:58:26 No.3986249

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>>3986246
Jesus fucking christ.

You somewhow manage to only hit one of them in your sweep.

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/23/19(Mon)08:59:11 No.3986251

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/23/19(Mon)08:59:11 No.3986251

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3986249
Alright, now use the Coffin to block their counter attacks!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)09:00:58 No.3986252

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)09:00:58 No.3986252

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3986249
at least the one you hit wasn't left with 1 hp, right?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)09:06:49 No.3986256

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)09:06:49 No.3986256

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Rolled 59, 67 = 126 (2d100)

>>3986251
Roll 2d105!

+30 Bonus for you!

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/23/19(Mon)09:07:35 No.3986257

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/23/19(Mon)09:07:35 No.3986257

Rolled 28, 57 = 85 (2d105)

>>3986256
SHIT'S MADE OUT OF PLASTIC

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)09:08:02 No.3986258

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)09:08:02 No.3986258

Rolled 60, 73 = 133 (2d105)

>>3986256
why didn't we roll 105 during attack phase

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)09:14:09 No.3986260

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)09:14:09 No.3986260

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>>3986258
>>3986258
I...forgot. basically. OP's brain dont work so good. But the shield do tho! It blocks their attacks

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/23/19(Mon)09:14:32 No.3986261

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/23/19(Mon)09:14:32 No.3986261

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3986260
Bangity bangity BANG

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/23/19(Mon)09:15:14 No.3986262

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/23/19(Mon)09:15:14 No.3986262

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3986260
COUNTER ATTACK WITH PRECISION SHOTS TO THEIR COCKPIT

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE)
12/23/19(Mon)09:15:53 No.3986263

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE) 12/23/19(Mon)09:15:53 No.3986263

Rolled 45 (1d105)

>>3986260
Where are the others?

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)09:16:38 No.3986264

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)09:16:38 No.3986264

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3986260
OP's brain just wanted to give Fester better Ace bonus.
I mean he could've gotten his kill now.
but look at him, miserable, killing random anon.

anyway, marshal kick their asses

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)09:25:38 No.3986273

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)09:25:38 No.3986273

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Rolled 18, 100 = 118 (2d100)

>>3986264
ROLL 2d105!

+30 Bonus!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)09:26:32 No.3986274

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)09:26:32 No.3986274

Rolled 40, 18 = 58 (2d105)

>>3986273
SHOUT NOW

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE)
12/23/19(Mon)09:28:10 No.3986275

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE) 12/23/19(Mon)09:28:10 No.3986275

Rolled 69, 82 = 151 (2d105)

>>3986273

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)09:31:33 No.3986276

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)09:31:33 No.3986276

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>>3986275
DOUBLE MARSHAL KICK! Both of the grunts are rekt!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)09:39:27 No.3986288

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)09:39:27 No.3986288

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3986276
Strike a pose

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE)
12/23/19(Mon)09:40:00 No.3986289

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE) 12/23/19(Mon)09:40:00 No.3986289

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3986276
How are the others doing?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)09:45:14 No.3986292

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)09:45:14 No.3986292

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>>3986288

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)09:46:56 No.3986293

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)09:46:56 No.3986293

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3986292
Everyone is clapping and says "congratulations" for some reason.
Unless they already engaged with enemies and want you to stop acting important and start helping

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/23/19(Mon)09:47:51 No.3986295

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/23/19(Mon)09:47:51 No.3986295

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3986292
Now how are the others doing?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)09:53:34 No.3986300

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)09:53:34 No.3986300

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>>3986295
My god, 50 millions dead

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)09:55:37 No.3986301

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)09:55:37 No.3986301

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3986300
we are not talking about 5Toubun manga fans who never expected Yotsuba to win

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE)
12/23/19(Mon)09:57:15 No.3986303

Anonymous (ID: XKbjCYGE) 12/23/19(Mon)09:57:15 No.3986303

>>3986301
ha

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)10:11:35 No.3986313

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)10:11:35 No.3986313

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>>3986301
Going straight for the jugular huh

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)10:14:41 No.3986319

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)10:14:41 No.3986319

>>3986313
sometimes late at night you could still hear their screams about how Nino is best girl.
>jugular
I learned a new word today
anyway, onward with plot.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)10:23:22 No.3986326

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)10:23:22 No.3986326

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>>3986319
Yes, enter that elevator they were guarding to move deeper into the fort

Anonymous (ID: oadjynZ+)
12/23/19(Mon)10:28:39 No.3986332

Anonymous (ID: oadjynZ+) 12/23/19(Mon)10:28:39 No.3986332

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3986326
My God! The elevator music is It's Not Unusual by Tom Jones, the only track other than cowboy music to survive into [PRESENT DATE]!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)10:31:24 No.3986334

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)10:31:24 No.3986334

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3986326
>>3986332
as long it's not Dark Prison BGM it's all good regardless of music

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)10:34:52 No.3986338

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)10:34:52 No.3986338

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>>3986334

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)10:36:31 No.3986339

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)10:36:31 No.3986339

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3986338
But what are we gonna do if space station was a giant robot final boss all along and lift was actually cannon loading mechanism which will shoot us into the sun?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)10:44:15 No.3986344

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)10:44:15 No.3986344

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3986339
Now anon. That's preposterous.

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)10:45:03 No.3986345

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)10:45:03 No.3986345

Rolled 94, 62 = 156 (2d100)

>>3986344
Yeah, how silly of me.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)10:48:37 No.3986349

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)10:48:37 No.3986349

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>>3986345

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/23/19(Mon)10:49:39 No.3986352

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/23/19(Mon)10:49:39 No.3986352

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3986349
I'm sure its nothing, just take a sip of a mech brand juice from mech shaped cup

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)10:51:36 No.3986355

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)10:51:36 No.3986355

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3986349
I mean I doubt these "AMMO LOADING BAY" mean anything honestly

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)10:52:39 No.3986356

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)10:52:39 No.3986356

>>3986355
*caution signs

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)10:54:36 No.3986357

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)10:54:36 No.3986357

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>>3986352

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)10:56:59 No.3986362

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)10:56:59 No.3986362

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3986357
do a small talk with the party

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)11:03:45 No.3986369

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)11:03:45 No.3986369

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>>3986362
Aight, so wahtchu wanna talk about

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/23/19(Mon)11:06:20 No.3986371

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/23/19(Mon)11:06:20 No.3986371

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3986369
Uhhh...nice space weather huh, recent nebula really makes the picture

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA)
12/23/19(Mon)11:06:25 No.3986372

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA) 12/23/19(Mon)11:06:25 No.3986372

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3986369

Talk about their wishes for christmas presents from Communist Santa.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)11:06:37 No.3986373

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)11:06:37 No.3986373

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3986369
about how dead this thread is mostly.
But actually what do we know about final boss.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)11:12:14 No.3986381

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)11:12:14 No.3986381

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>>3986371
"Yeah"

"Uh huh"

"Yep"

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)11:14:02 No.3986383

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)11:14:02 No.3986383

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3986381
Sometimes you wonder why they keep you around

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)11:20:22 No.3986389

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)11:20:22 No.3986389

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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3986383
Roll 2d100 against anxiety

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)11:21:37 No.3986390

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)11:21:37 No.3986390

Rolled 3, 66 = 69 (2d100)

>>3986389
would suck to start final battle with morale debuff

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)11:26:05 No.3986392

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)11:26:05 No.3986392

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>>3986390
Phew. It's cool. You can still keep it together.

"Anyway. You guys all ready for this?" Edward asks

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/23/19(Mon)11:27:35 No.3986395

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/23/19(Mon)11:27:35 No.3986395

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3986392
Eyup, now we will finally avenge our colony...I think

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)11:27:36 No.3986396

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)11:27:36 No.3986396

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3986392
Let's knock them dead and befriend them afterwards.
Business as usual

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)11:32:13 No.3986400

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)11:32:13 No.3986400

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>>3986395
"Yes! You're right Fester. We will avenge all who perished on our colony when these aliens attacked. Moe. Larry. Cliff. Luka with the peg leg. Shitpants Jimmy. Dingleberry Tim. And even Barn Door Lara"

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/23/19(Mon)11:33:46 No.3986401

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/23/19(Mon)11:33:46 No.3986401

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3986400
Ehhhh I never liked Jimmy to be honest, but others yes! We will avenge them!...wait, weren't the aliens those who did it?

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)11:35:19 No.3986402

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)11:35:19 No.3986402

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3986400
You forgot Kenny.
Those bastards killed him.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)11:36:55 No.3986405

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)11:36:55 No.3986405

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>>3986401
"Yes Fester, that's why I said "these aliens". The Alliance aliens are the same ones that attacked our colony"

"How can you tell?"

"They're black"

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)11:38:42 No.3986407

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)11:38:42 No.3986407

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3986405
Checks out it my book.
Let's go blew them up.

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/23/19(Mon)11:42:12 No.3986408

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/23/19(Mon)11:42:12 No.3986408

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3986405
Sounds racist, but they are made of goo too so they are not people

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)11:45:37 No.3986411

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)11:45:37 No.3986411

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>>3986407
And so the massive elevator brings your party closer and closer to your destiny.

Which will be continued in about 12 hours. Doctor mandates OP gotta sleep early in order to not fuck up my liver. Toodles.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)11:47:03 No.3986412

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)11:47:03 No.3986412

>>3986411
>Doctor mandates OP gotta sleep early in order to not fuck up my liver
I feel ya OP, I have my body trying to kill me on regular basis.
get some rest, thanks for bread

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)11:48:51 No.3986415

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)11:48:51 No.3986415

>>3986412
My lifetime of dog eating has came back to haunt me. I am in danger of gout and my liver enzyme count is high.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)11:54:32 No.3986417

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)11:54:32 No.3986417

>>3986415
sounds pretty tough, I hope you'll pull thru this quickly.
I didn't have it this bad, but had to switch to diet meat and mostly buckwheat for like few years. No fried food, no fast food. Not even some chicken legs.
Well in brighter news you'll learn new recipes you never thought of.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/23/19(Mon)11:57:05 No.3986419

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/23/19(Mon)11:57:05 No.3986419

>>3986417
Yes. Mostly veggies. Mostly veggies. Only meat I can eat now is fish

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/23/19(Mon)12:00:47 No.3986424

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/23/19(Mon)12:00:47 No.3986424

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>>3986419
fish is pretty good tho. especially dried one.
as long it won't give you parasites.
I would recommend you some potatoes, boil them then slightly fry so they'll get crisp on outside a bit. Maybe throw some greenery and such. Simple and real nice food.
Just boiled is okay too I guess, depends how much you allowed oil.

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/23/19(Mon)14:19:24 No.3986531

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/23/19(Mon)14:19:24 No.3986531

>>3986419
But fish isn't meat...hey wait a second, is that why Fester is only able to eat veggies?

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)02:11:01 No.3987369

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)02:11:01 No.3987369

>>3986411
12 hours is a year in OPland

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)02:27:38 No.3987372

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)02:27:38 No.3987372

>>3987369
Time is funny there.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)02:37:13 No.3987379

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)02:37:13 No.3987379

>>3986531
Using meeat is the wrong word. More like, source of protein

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)02:40:51 No.3987382

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)02:40:51 No.3987382

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>>3987369
yes

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)02:42:32 No.3987384

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)02:42:32 No.3987384

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3987382
lift music still plays

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)02:45:55 No.3987387

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)02:45:55 No.3987387

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>>3987384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvbJsB0OBc

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/24/19(Tue)02:48:44 No.3987392

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/24/19(Tue)02:48:44 No.3987392

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3987387
Let's get this party started

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop)
12/24/19(Tue)02:50:23 No.3987395

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop) 12/24/19(Tue)02:50:23 No.3987395

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3987387
~~suddenly action music starts playing~~

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)02:53:13 No.3987400

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)02:53:13 No.3987400

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>>3987395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hwiCkU73NA

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)03:00:50 No.3987407

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)03:00:50 No.3987407

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3987400
lift arrives to huge empty space in space station, made after wild west but giant sized
with one lone robot standing at the manmade sunset

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)03:04:34 No.3987409

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)03:04:34 No.3987409

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>>3987407
"What kinda asshole would build an artificial desert inside a space station"

"Gotta be some sort of hologram simulation"

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)03:07:50 No.3987413

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)03:07:50 No.3987413

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3987382
It's ~~an enemy cameo~~

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop)
12/24/19(Tue)03:08:06 No.3987414

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop) 12/24/19(Tue)03:08:06 No.3987414

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3987409
"How good of you to notice that its a simulation, actually you have been baited to ~~final destination, no items~~ "

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)03:08:37 No.3987415

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)03:08:37 No.3987415

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3987409
Final bosses are weird like that.
They love weird reveals and shit.
Now cue in dramatic wild west music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV0wPBYDQ6Y
>>3987413
also this

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)03:10:22 No.3987416

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)03:10:22 No.3987416

>>3987415
!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)03:19:54 No.3987419

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)03:19:54 No.3987419

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>>3987415
GASP! A MECHA MADE FROM DATA GATHERED FROM THE MARSHAL AND LESTER'S MECH. ARMED WITH ALL THE HUMAN AND ALIEN TECH THEY HAVE! TEXASBOT!

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)03:22:06 No.3987424

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)03:22:06 No.3987424

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3987419
why does it look like it wants to kill children

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)03:22:15 No.3987425

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)03:22:15 No.3987425

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3987419
Incoming transmission from the enemy pilot.
Oh no, this pompadour. These sideburns!
it's an original Super Robot Pilot!
This can't be!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)03:26:38 No.3987428

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)03:26:38 No.3987428

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>>3987424
Incoming transmission from Lester, who is part of the outside team of the two ships. fighting the Alliance forces outside the space fort.

"Yeah, dunno how or why, but even with multiple clean installs. It's OS always develop children killing protocols. It's why it's kept in there most of the time"

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)03:28:10 No.3987431

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)03:28:10 No.3987431

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3987428
Did you happen to buy the OS from a skeleton cowboy

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)03:29:30 No.3987434

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)03:29:30 No.3987434

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3987428
But who is the pilot, or it's entirely AI controlled?

I wonder if we have enough BP for true ending

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop)
12/24/19(Tue)03:29:35 No.3987435

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop) 12/24/19(Tue)03:29:35 No.3987435

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3987428
He has some more skeletal cameo goons supporting him that popped out of nowhere!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)03:40:22 No.3987443

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)03:40:22 No.3987443

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>>3987435
"Watch out tho! It has a sub unit that acts as its support mech! The Zebrabot!"

"Why is a cowboy mech's support unit a....I dunno what that is. Some sort of....cyber punk with blades? Or some shit?"

"....We ran out of ideas when we made it"

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)03:41:41 No.3987444

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)03:41:41 No.3987444

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3987443
just start shooting at them already

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/24/19(Tue)03:42:42 No.3987446

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/24/19(Tue)03:42:42 No.3987446

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3987443
He seems pretty cool. Though does he have any more cronies, or is that it?

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/24/19(Tue)03:43:07 No.3987447

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/24/19(Tue)03:43:07 No.3987447

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3987443
One shot KO the zebrabot with a MARSHAL KICK

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)03:45:00 No.3987449

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)03:45:00 No.3987449

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3987443
Well at least it's not a child molester

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)03:54:09 No.3987454

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)03:54:09 No.3987454

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Rolled 158 (1d200)

>>3987444
ROLL 1D105

+30 Bonus for you
+50 For the Texasbot

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/24/19(Tue)03:55:10 No.3987455

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/24/19(Tue)03:55:10 No.3987455

Rolled 16 (1d105)

>>3987454

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)03:55:31 No.3987456

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)03:55:31 No.3987456

Rolled 3 (1d105)

>>3987454
welp

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)03:56:34 No.3987457

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)03:56:34 No.3987457

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3987454
PERSON WITH CHILD'S BRAIN DETECTED

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)03:58:24 No.3987460

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)03:58:24 No.3987460

dice god having a laugh

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)04:00:06 No.3987463

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)04:00:06 No.3987463

Rolled 52 (1d105)

>>3987454

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)04:03:32 No.3987467

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)04:03:32 No.3987467

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Even with the auto loss, these rolls, oh man.

The Texasbots fires off its own giant revolver and clocks your bullets with his bullets! What is this shit!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)04:04:35 No.3987468

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)04:04:35 No.3987468

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3987467
now that's just showing off.
marshal kick that zebra abomination

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)04:06:50 No.3987469

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)04:06:50 No.3987469

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3987467
This seems like a job for Ed, activate the support targeting thingy and cover him

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)04:11:37 No.3987476

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)04:11:37 No.3987476

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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3987468
Yes, let's take out the weaker shitter while the rest of the party deals with the boss

Roll 2d105

+30 Bonus For you
+15 Bonus for Zebrabot

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)04:12:39 No.3987477

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)04:12:39 No.3987477

Rolled 45, 15 = 60 (2d105)

>>3987476
Truly the work worthy of main protagonist

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop)
12/24/19(Tue)04:13:07 No.3987478

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop) 12/24/19(Tue)04:13:07 No.3987478

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3987476
RIP HIS MOHAWK OFF

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)04:13:55 No.3987479

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)04:13:55 No.3987479

Rolled 28, 74 = 102 (2d105)

>>3987476
do a very weak kick that destroys him completely

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop)
12/24/19(Tue)04:14:09 No.3987480

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop) 12/24/19(Tue)04:14:09 No.3987480

Rolled 77, 20 = 97 (2d105)

>>3987478
>>3987476
hurr durr

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)04:15:07 No.3987481

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)04:15:07 No.3987481

imagine the embarrassment of getting less than 5 on that one

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)04:17:11 No.3987484

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)04:17:11 No.3987484

>>3987481
Dice god hates zebra more than Fester confirmed

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)04:17:50 No.3987485

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)04:17:50 No.3987485

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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3987480
The Zebrabot receives bbeeeeeg damage!

ROLL 2D105 TO DEFEND AGAINST ITS COUNTERATTACK!

IT HAS A +20 BONUS

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)04:18:27 No.3987487

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)04:18:27 No.3987487

Rolled 75, 42 = 117 (2d105)

>>3987485
86!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)04:18:49 No.3987488

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)04:18:49 No.3987488

Rolled 32, 59 = 91 (2d105)

>>3987485
I see production values didn't gone to gooks attack animations

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)04:19:08 No.3987489

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)04:19:08 No.3987489

Rolled 9, 73 = 82 (2d105)

>>3987476
Fuck this asshole.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)04:19:45 No.3987491

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)04:19:45 No.3987491

Rolled 41, 2 = 43 (2d105)

>>3987485
IMAGINE THE EMBARASSMENT

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)04:20:14 No.3987492

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)04:20:14 No.3987492

Rolled 101, 9 = 110 (2d105)

>>3987485
Ah shit 4chan's shitting itself on updates.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)04:20:36 No.3987493

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)04:20:36 No.3987493

>>3987484
well everyone hates zebra anyway

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)04:21:15 No.3987495

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)04:21:15 No.3987495

>>3987492
Oh well fuck me I guess

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)04:21:58 No.3987497

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)04:21:58 No.3987497

>>3987492
Christ, I'm glad you already rolled
~~I'm pretty sure that's how it works...~~

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/24/19(Tue)04:22:40 No.3987498

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/24/19(Tue)04:22:40 No.3987498

Rolled 27, 88 = 115 (2d105)

>>3987485
aw shit niggas

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)04:23:28 No.3987500

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)04:23:28 No.3987500

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>>3987492
Production values are way high up in here

>>3987497
He rolled, but was quoting a different post. So this one still counts.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)04:24:19 No.3987501

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)04:24:19 No.3987501

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3987500
shoot marshal beam at him

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)04:24:33 No.3987502

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)04:24:33 No.3987502

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3987500
"Ok, what the fuck are you doing Fester"

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)04:24:44 No.3987504

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)04:24:44 No.3987504

>>3987497
I wish I did.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)04:25:31 No.3987506

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)04:25:31 No.3987506

>>3987498
>25
goddamnit why didn't you roll earlier

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)04:26:00 No.3987507

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)04:26:00 No.3987507

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3987500
Fuck.

Use the machine gun pistol it's our best shot!

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/24/19(Tue)04:26:19 No.3987508

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/24/19(Tue)04:26:19 No.3987508

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3987500
where's our fuckin' budget, OP

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)04:31:23 No.3987514

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)04:31:23 No.3987514

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>>3987502
Your insults against yourself manifest as a tinier Fester, here to call you a bitch

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)04:32:45 No.3987517

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)04:32:45 No.3987517

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3987514
What's better than voices in your head? Additional voice in your head which clearly this time is your imagination.
Morale +5

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)04:34:42 No.3987519

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)04:34:42 No.3987519

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3987514
Wait! If these bots are based on the Marshal, they must have combat data from Fester, which means they have his weaknesses!

TELL THE ZEBRA TO PUNCH ITSELF IN THE FACE!

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)04:35:19 No.3987522

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)04:35:19 No.3987522

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3987514
>>3987517
>>3987519

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)04:36:57 No.3987525

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)04:36:57 No.3987525

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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3987522
>+5
There are now 5 tiny Festers telling you to tell the Zebrabot to punch itself in the face.

Roll 1d105 to tell the Zebrabot to punch itself in the face
+20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/24/19(Tue)04:37:25 No.3987527

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/24/19(Tue)04:37:25 No.3987527

Rolled 28 (1d105)

>>3987525
HEY FUCKING DO IT

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)04:38:04 No.3987528

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)04:38:04 No.3987528

Rolled 36 (1d105)

>>3987525
>>3987527
MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)04:38:24 No.3987529

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)04:38:24 No.3987529

Rolled 90 (1d105)

>>3987525
43!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)04:46:33 No.3987532

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)04:46:33 No.3987532

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>>3987529

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)04:48:29 No.3987535

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)04:48:29 No.3987535

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3987532
do same on texasbot

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)04:49:30 No.3987537

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)04:49:30 No.3987537

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3987532
do a dance of victory

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop)
12/24/19(Tue)04:51:39 No.3987539

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop) 12/24/19(Tue)04:51:39 No.3987539

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3987532
this time 10 little festers pester texas to punch himself in the face

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)04:51:44 No.3987540

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)04:51:44 No.3987540

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3987532
"How's it feel Zebrabot? To have all that incompetence flowing through you? I've had to deal with it all my life, but you? You don't know how to handle it. You wanna be a support unit with MY shit rolls? Here, go HELP!"

Marshall Kick Zebra into Texasbot

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)04:54:29 No.3987548

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>>3987539
Texasbot is unaffected due to already having his antifacepunching software updated

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)04:55:15 No.3987549

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)04:55:15 No.3987549

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3987548
GODDAMMIT.
THROW ZEBRABOT INTO TEXASBOT.

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop)
12/24/19(Tue)04:57:18 No.3987550

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop) 12/24/19(Tue)04:57:18 No.3987550

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3987548
Engage hacking subroutines to breach antifacepunching software

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)04:57:44 No.3987552

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)04:57:44 No.3987552

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3987548
I'm sure there must be some weakness left to exploit.
what it could be.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)04:58:43 No.3987553

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)04:58:43 No.3987553

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Rolled 66 (1d200)

>>3987549
ROLL 2D105
+30 Bonus for you
+50 For the Texasbot

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)04:59:39 No.3987555

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)04:59:39 No.3987555

Rolled 11, 39 = 50 (2d105)

>>3987553
nyeh

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop)
12/24/19(Tue)04:59:46 No.3987556

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop) 12/24/19(Tue)04:59:46 No.3987556

Rolled 12, 27 = 39 (2d105)

>>3987553
Immediately prepare to shoot while he's trying to deal with Zebrabot flying at him

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)05:01:29 No.3987559

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)05:01:29 No.3987559

Rolled 105, 77 = 182 (2d105)

>>3987553

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)05:02:12 No.3987560

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)05:02:12 No.3987560

>>3987559
GOD DAMNIT

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)05:05:16 No.3987561

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)05:05:16 No.3987561

>>3987559
SONOFABITCH
You did better than any of my rolls, so I can't hold it against you.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)05:05:38 No.3987562

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)05:05:38 No.3987562

Rolled 21, 92 = 113 (2d105)

>>3987553

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)05:06:37 No.3987563

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)05:06:37 No.3987563

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>>3987559
The Texasbot grabs the Zebrabot and whirls it at Heath and Cliff!

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)05:08:12 No.3987564

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)05:08:12 No.3987564

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3987563
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT FESTER," your friends yell at you

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)05:09:12 No.3987565

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)05:09:12 No.3987565

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3987563
>>3987564
that actually debuffs texasbot, because he has still some insecurities left after copying your battle data

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)05:13:31 No.3987568

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)05:13:31 No.3987568

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Rolled 50 (1d105)

>>3987565
OF COURSE! YOUR BRAIN PROBLEMS CAN NEVER TRULY BE ERASED! ROLL 2D105

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)05:14:40 No.3987569

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)05:14:40 No.3987569

Rolled 69, 3 = 72 (2d105)

>>3987568
That's the spirit.

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)05:15:05 No.3987571

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)05:15:05 No.3987571

Rolled 23, 74 = 97 (2d105)

>>3987568
I BELIEVE IN OUR INCOMPETENCE

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)05:15:12 No.3987572

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)05:15:12 No.3987572

Rolled 82, 72 = 154 (2d105)

>>3987568

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)05:20:11 No.3987573

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)05:20:11 No.3987573

>>3987569
Unfortunately, Lester's data acts as a counter to any stray Fester code inside Texasbot. It was unaffected

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)05:20:34 No.3987574

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)05:20:34 No.3987574

Rolled 105, 14 = 119 (2d105)

>>3987568
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)05:21:37 No.3987575

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)05:21:37 No.3987575

>>3987574
GPD FUCKING DAMMIT I'm never rolling again.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)05:21:39 No.3987576

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)05:21:39 No.3987576

>>3987574
YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)05:22:59 No.3987577

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)05:22:59 No.3987577

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>>3987573
>>3987574

OP, like Fester, is also affected by brain problems and forgot pic

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)05:24:15 No.3987578

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)05:24:15 No.3987578

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3987573
you are not goint to tell this roll was too late >>3987572 but I guess >>3987574 nevermind

>>3987577
just do good old combo attack after casting strike and valor.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)05:25:05 No.3987580

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)05:25:05 No.3987580

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3987577
>>3987573
wait was he just invincible because >>3987572

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)05:25:10 No.3987581

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)05:25:10 No.3987581

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3987573
>>3987577
Use targeting systems to boost Jester, who's about to fire off his tank mode's arsenal

>>3987575
>>3987576
eh, time over anyway

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)05:26:15 No.3987583

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)05:26:15 No.3987583

>>3987577
>>3987581
Supporting.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)05:32:16 No.3987585

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)05:32:16 No.3987585

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Rolled 176 (1d200)

>>3987581
FEEDING ADVANCED TARGETING DATA TO THE JUSTICIAR!

CANNON READY! ROLL 2D140 TO FIRE!

+25 BONUS FOR JESTER! AND ANOTHER +15 DUE TO THE MARSHAL'S DATA FEED. so in total it's +40

+50 FOR TEXASBOT

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)05:33:37 No.3987586

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)05:33:37 No.3987586

Rolled 62, 7 = 69 (2d140)

>>3987585
>AUTOLOSS
OK WHO DID YOU BUY THE AI FROM, LESTER

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)05:34:16 No.3987587

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)05:34:16 No.3987587

Rolled 6, 129 = 135 (2d140)

>>3987585
>hurr durr tanks in space

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)05:34:26 No.3987588

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)05:34:26 No.3987588

>>3987585
>autoloss
Man, we just got that tank mode

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)05:35:28 No.3987590

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)05:35:28 No.3987590

>>3987585
What the actual fuck is this autoloss bullshit? At least I can roll without feeling like shit, I guess.

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/24/19(Tue)05:39:38 No.3987595

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/24/19(Tue)05:39:38 No.3987595

Rolled 110, 104 = 214 (2d140)

>>3987585
Yo Dice God, what the fuck?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)05:39:58 No.3987596

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)05:39:58 No.3987596

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>>3987586
"Some dude with a pompadour. BUt also, uh,...before I left the Alliance. We kinda, uh, gave it battle data from everyone in your crew. Edward, Jester, Heath and Cliff,....so it kinda got a read on the pilots of the Black Horse.....yeah"

>>3987587
It's okay, we're in the middle of a simulated desert

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)05:42:03 No.3987597

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)05:42:03 No.3987597

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3987596
Are you sure it didn't go self-aware and took over the whole Alliance?

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)05:43:14 No.3987598

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)05:43:14 No.3987598

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3987596
Goddammit Lester. Nobody told you that creating super powerful AI is not a good look.
What if they gonna want to wipe up humanity or create a lot of deepfake wild west movies so actors will turn in their graves.
>It's okay, we're in the middle of a simulated desert
I'm all for tanks in space tho.

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/24/19(Tue)05:45:03 No.3987599

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/24/19(Tue)05:45:03 No.3987599

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3987596
Alright, uhhhh, this does not look good...lets just pepper him from behind our tomb shield with our rifle and hope for the best

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)05:45:36 No.3987600

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)05:45:36 No.3987600

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3987596
Even Bandit?!!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)05:50:37 No.3987601

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)05:50:37 No.3987601

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Rolled 135 (1d200)

>>3987599
Cover shooter mode engaged!

ROLL 2D105!
YOU HAVE +35!
TEXASBOT HAS +50!

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/24/19(Tue)05:51:33 No.3987602

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/24/19(Tue)05:51:33 No.3987602

Rolled 8, 89 = 97 (2d105)

>>3987601
Yo Dice God what the fuck?

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)05:52:28 No.3987604

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)05:52:28 No.3987604

Rolled 86, 95 = 181 (2d105)

>>3987601
I think solo attacks just won't work, especially without valor and strike
we need to use EN drain and armor break

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)05:52:36 No.3987605

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)05:52:36 No.3987605

Rolled 51, 32 = 83 (2d105)

>>3987601
he just literally went behind you and kicked you in the head
you sure he didn't become self aware and become the final boss

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)05:54:26 No.3987606

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)05:54:26 No.3987606

>>3987601
>autoloss x2

>>3987604
we need a team attack, Ed for the dice, Fester for the bonus, and Jester to debuff Texasbott (music)

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)05:55:57 No.3987608

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)05:55:57 No.3987608

>>3987601
>>3987606
Supporting this change of tactics.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)06:03:37 No.3987612

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)06:03:37 No.3987612

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Rolled 161 (1d200)

>>3987604
"THAT BASTARD IS TOO SLIPPERY!"

"WE'LL HAVE TO CHANGE TACTICS"

"WATCH OUT FOR ITS COUNTER ATTACK!"

OH SHIT ROLL 2D105 TO DEFEND YOURSELF!

+30 FOR YOU
+50 FOR TEXASBOT

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)06:05:02 No.3987613

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)06:05:02 No.3987613

Rolled 81, 3 = 84 (2d105)

>>3987612
where is support defend when you need it

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)06:05:08 No.3987614

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)06:05:08 No.3987614

Rolled 155, 392 = 547 (2d1055)

>>3987612
OH COME ON.
HE'S LITERALLY TAUNTING US

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)06:05:08 No.3987615

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)06:05:08 No.3987615

Rolled 7, 101 = 108 (2d105)

>>3987612
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)06:05:40 No.3987616

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)06:05:40 No.3987616

Rolled 24, 97 = 121 (2d105)

>>3987612
>>3987614
AND I MISTYPED TOO

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/24/19(Tue)06:06:56 No.3987617

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/24/19(Tue)06:06:56 No.3987617

Rolled 24, 57 = 81 (2d105)

>>3987612
What in the actual fuck is this? Y'know what, we need to think of something to make him go off balance, Dai, can you infiltrate the stations controls and make its security cannons shoot him or something

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop)
12/24/19(Tue)06:08:58 No.3987618

Anonymous (ID: iCs2aQop) 12/24/19(Tue)06:08:58 No.3987618

Rolled 63, 92 = 155 (2d105)

>>3987612
Cowboy god please put some sense into dice god, I've been faithful to ya pardner

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)06:11:48 No.3987622

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)06:11:48 No.3987622

>>3987612
>3 autolosses in a row
it keeps happening

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)06:16:12 No.3987625

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)06:16:12 No.3987625

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>>3987613
Seeing that your defenses have failed, Heath and Cliff jumped in and tanked Texasbot's attacks against you.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)06:17:33 No.3987626

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)06:17:33 No.3987626

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3987625
Engage spirit commands like strike, valor etc, do a team attack with support team attack follow up

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)06:17:48 No.3987627

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)06:17:48 No.3987627

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3987625
he's fucking taunting us, we need a distraction, maybe throw a child-like decoy at him

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/24/19(Tue)06:17:56 No.3987628

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/24/19(Tue)06:17:56 No.3987628

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3987625
Plan...we need a plan...hey Dai, infiltration is your thing, right? Can ya go to their control center as see if we can turn the station against this guy?

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)06:20:58 No.3987631

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)06:20:58 No.3987631

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3987625
>>3987628
Supporting this while we buff our allies.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)06:28:37 No.3987636

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)06:28:37 No.3987636

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>>3987631
"Copy that. Beginning infiltration" Dai breaks off from the outside team and begins the mission of breaking into the station's command center.

OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE UNTIL THAT HAPPENS

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)06:29:29 No.3987637

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)06:29:29 No.3987637

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3987636
heath and cliff use wall on themselves to tank damage

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/24/19(Tue)06:29:39 No.3987638

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/24/19(Tue)06:29:39 No.3987638

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3987636
How long do we hate to?

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)06:30:23 No.3987639

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)06:30:23 No.3987639

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3987636
>>3987627

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)06:34:13 No.3987640

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)06:34:13 No.3987640

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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3987639
Quick! Roll2d105 to use your Crafting skills to make a decoy!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)06:35:24 No.3987641

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)06:35:24 No.3987641

Rolled 69, 62 = 131 (2d105)

>>3987640
that art school really paid off

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)06:35:26 No.3987642

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)06:35:26 No.3987642

Rolled 23, 49 = 72 (2d105)

>>3987640
okay

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)06:36:13 No.3987643

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)06:36:13 No.3987643

>>3987640
>25
Man, this thing LOVES to shoot kids

>>3987641
glad I saw that before rolling

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)06:42:04 No.3987646

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)06:42:04 No.3987646

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>>3987641
Texasbot saw your child figure and unloads a whole full burst into it!

QUICK! WHILE IT'S DISTRACTED!

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)06:43:54 No.3987648

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)06:43:54 No.3987648

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3987646
Buff and team attack GO!

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/24/19(Tue)06:44:16 No.3987650

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/24/19(Tue)06:44:16 No.3987650

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3987646
use machinegun pistol to destroy it's pistol!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)06:44:19 No.3987651

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)06:44:19 No.3987651

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3987646
Activate every spirit command and do team combo followed by support team combo
with animations showing in one split screen like good old Super Robot Pilot Alpha times.

Anonymous (ID: uKzMTKo+)
12/24/19(Tue)06:46:16 No.3987653

Anonymous (ID: uKzMTKo+) 12/24/19(Tue)06:46:16 No.3987653

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3987646
The most powerful member of the team takes a stab at him

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)06:52:47 No.3987655

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)06:52:47 No.3987655

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Rolled 38 (1d200)

>>3987650
ROLL 2D105!
+80 BONUS!

Anonymous (ID: uKzMTKo+)
12/24/19(Tue)06:54:55 No.3987657

Anonymous (ID: uKzMTKo+) 12/24/19(Tue)06:54:55 No.3987657

Rolled 67, 99 = 166 (2d105)

>>3987655
>an autowin
Spray and pray

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/24/19(Tue)06:55:17 No.3987658

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/24/19(Tue)06:55:17 No.3987658

>>3987657
Fucking nice.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)06:56:17 No.3987659

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)06:56:17 No.3987659

Rolled 8, 20 = 28 (2d105)

>>3987655
yey

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)07:05:47 No.3987664

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)07:05:47 No.3987664

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>>3987657

Anonymous (ID: 2wZ/9Lp2)
12/24/19(Tue)07:07:12 No.3987665

Anonymous (ID: 2wZ/9Lp2) 12/24/19(Tue)07:07:12 No.3987665

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3987664
Texasbot continues punching the child decoy.
Heath and Cliff get a horrible sense of deja vu

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/24/19(Tue)07:07:36 No.3987666

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/24/19(Tue)07:07:36 No.3987666

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3987664
Break his knees!
With bullets!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)07:08:01 No.3987667

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)07:08:01 No.3987667

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3987664
shoot his hat off

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)07:12:59 No.3987670

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)07:12:59 No.3987670

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>>3987665
Having lost one of its revolver, the robot starts punching the child decoy instead. Then it pulls out its other revolver and shot at the decoy some more. Now that the child decoy is in pieces, it finally lets up and turns its attention back to the party

"Bro, I feel like we've seen this somewhere before"

"Yyyyeaaah, I just can't quite put my finger on it"

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)07:14:52 No.3987673

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)07:14:52 No.3987673

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3987670
"LOOK! AN INNOCENT CHILD!" - Edward, pointing randomly at a spot

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)07:18:36 No.3987675

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>>3987673
It immediately turns around and started blasting

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)07:20:54 No.3987678

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)07:20:54 No.3987678

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3987675
Should someone mention to the bot that the alien invaders attacking the station might be technically children?

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/24/19(Tue)07:21:12 No.3987680

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/24/19(Tue)07:21:12 No.3987680

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3987675
What's his problem?...lets shoot his knees!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)07:23:16 No.3987682

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)07:23:16 No.3987682

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3987675
if texasbot is basically few years old as AI doesn't that make him a kid?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)07:32:55 No.3987688

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)07:32:55 No.3987688

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>>3987678
Hmmmm, yes. I mean. You don't really know how these aliens' physiology works. They could very well be xeno children

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)07:34:31 No.3987692

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)07:34:31 No.3987692

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3987688
Say that at the completely wrong time as everyone else is trying to pull out a sneak attack on him

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/24/19(Tue)07:36:57 No.3987694

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/24/19(Tue)07:36:57 No.3987694

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Rolled 175 (1d200)

>>3987692
Roll 2d105 to mention this fact, while the others are setting up a sneak attack.

ROLL. ROLL! ROLL AND....wait. Since I gotta head out on an emergency, Dunno when will be back, shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/24/19(Tue)07:38:39 No.3987695

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/24/19(Tue)07:38:39 No.3987695

Rolled 80, 58 = 138 (2d105)

>>3987694
The others are already stabbing him, punching him and shooting him on the knees by the time you said it

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/24/19(Tue)07:38:47 No.3987696

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/24/19(Tue)07:38:47 No.3987696

Rolled 68, 89 = 157 (2d105)

>>3987694
Dice God why?

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/24/19(Tue)07:51:39 No.3987706

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/24/19(Tue)07:51:39 No.3987706

Rolled 86, 67 = 153 (2d105)

>>3987694
hopefully all is well, OP, only half of domesticated dogs are on fire

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/25/19(Wed)13:28:21 No.3988877

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/25/19(Wed)13:28:21 No.3988877

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Merry Christmas OP, have this drawing I made

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/25/19(Wed)19:44:18 No.3989257

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/25/19(Wed)19:44:18 No.3989257

>>3988877
thanks anon

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/26/19(Thu)06:57:10 No.3989666

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/26/19(Thu)06:57:10 No.3989666

thread when
i have a dog ready-to-eat

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/26/19(Thu)09:18:26 No.3989698

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/26/19(Thu)09:18:26 No.3989698

>>3989666
About 3 hours from now

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/26/19(Thu)13:25:06 No.3989843

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/26/19(Thu)13:25:06 No.3989843

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Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/26/19(Thu)13:25:51 No.3989844

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/26/19(Thu)13:25:51 No.3989844

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3989843
What is existence?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/26/19(Thu)13:30:24 No.3989854

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/26/19(Thu)13:30:24 No.3989854

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>>3989844
Interesting question, let's ponder this for a while

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj)
12/26/19(Thu)14:05:27 No.3989884

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj) 12/26/19(Thu)14:05:27 No.3989884

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3989854
space deer!

Anonymous (ID: BgApxwT6)
12/26/19(Thu)14:10:29 No.3989887

Anonymous (ID: BgApxwT6) 12/26/19(Thu)14:10:29 No.3989887

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3989854
>>3989884
Space deer butts Texasbot causing massive damage

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/27/19(Fri)12:19:27 No.3990913

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/27/19(Fri)12:19:27 No.3990913

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Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj)
12/27/19(Fri)12:20:26 No.3990914

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj) 12/27/19(Fri)12:20:26 No.3990914

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3990913
now about that space deer

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0)
12/27/19(Fri)12:21:13 No.3990915

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0) 12/27/19(Fri)12:21:13 No.3990915

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3990913
Tactical self face punch

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/27/19(Fri)12:22:57 No.3990918

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/27/19(Fri)12:22:57 No.3990918

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>>3990915

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj)
12/27/19(Fri)12:23:25 No.3990919

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj) 12/27/19(Fri)12:23:25 No.3990919

>>3990918
my god... I missed christmas!

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj)
12/27/19(Fri)12:24:17 No.3990921

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj) 12/27/19(Fri)12:24:17 No.3990921

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3990919

Anonymous (ID: g1Rp5k3v)
12/27/19(Fri)12:25:55 No.3990923

Anonymous (ID: g1Rp5k3v) 12/27/19(Fri)12:25:55 No.3990923

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3990918
>>3990919

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/27/19(Fri)12:27:17 No.3990924

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/27/19(Fri)12:27:17 No.3990924

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>>3990921
It's okay. You're on Space Santa's naughty list anyway

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj)
12/27/19(Fri)12:33:07 No.3990929

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj) 12/27/19(Fri)12:33:07 No.3990929

>>3990924
but I was extra good for the old boys

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj)
12/27/19(Fri)12:33:49 No.3990931

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj) 12/27/19(Fri)12:33:49 No.3990931

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3990924
>>3990929

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/27/19(Fri)12:36:20 No.3990934

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/27/19(Fri)12:36:20 No.3990934

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>>3990931
Not good enough, it seems

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/27/19(Fri)12:37:46 No.3990936

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/27/19(Fri)12:37:46 No.3990936

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3990934
Whatever. Who needs gifts.
Lets go back on track

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj)
12/27/19(Fri)12:43:16 No.3990945

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj) 12/27/19(Fri)12:43:16 No.3990945

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3990934
why does santa have chees on his chest

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/27/19(Fri)12:44:16 No.3990946

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/27/19(Fri)12:44:16 No.3990946

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>>3990936
Right rightm, let's resume

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/27/19(Fri)12:46:46 No.3990948

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/27/19(Fri)12:46:46 No.3990948

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3990946
rifle unload at texasbot

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA)
12/27/19(Fri)12:51:43 No.3990955

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA) 12/27/19(Fri)12:51:43 No.3990955

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3990946

Aim at Texasbot's groin with our rifle.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/27/19(Fri)12:51:53 No.3990956

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/27/19(Fri)12:51:53 No.3990956

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Rolled 45 (1d200)

>>3990948
ROLL 2D105!

+30 bonus!

Texasbot is behind held down by the others, so it gets no bonus!

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj)
12/27/19(Fri)12:53:12 No.3990957

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj) 12/27/19(Fri)12:53:12 No.3990957

Rolled 79, 94 = 173 (2d105)

>>3990956

Anonymous (ID: g1Rp5k3v)
12/27/19(Fri)13:01:10 No.3990968

Anonymous (ID: g1Rp5k3v) 12/27/19(Fri)13:01:10 No.3990968

>>3990957
naisu

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/27/19(Fri)13:01:44 No.3990970

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/27/19(Fri)13:01:44 No.3990970

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Rolled 106 (1d200)

>>3990957
Hit!

It's no longer distracted! PREPARE FOR ITS COUNTERATTACK!

ROLL 2d105

+30 You
+50 Texasbot

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj)
12/27/19(Fri)13:03:24 No.3990973

Anonymous (ID: Fl3dKGcj) 12/27/19(Fri)13:03:24 No.3990973

Rolled 31, 8 = 39 (2d105)

>>3990970
pew pew

Anonymous (ID: g1Rp5k3v)
12/27/19(Fri)13:06:24 No.3990978

Anonymous (ID: g1Rp5k3v) 12/27/19(Fri)13:06:24 No.3990978

>>3990970
>autolose
cmon

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA)
12/27/19(Fri)13:15:47 No.3990987

Anonymous (ID: XrYAyTXA) 12/27/19(Fri)13:15:47 No.3990987

Rolled 92, 103 = 195 (2d105)

>>3990970

Aw nuts!

Anonymous (ID: 8hvlpTbu)
12/27/19(Fri)13:48:25 No.3991033

Anonymous (ID: 8hvlpTbu) 12/27/19(Fri)13:48:25 No.3991033

Rolled 8, 26 = 34 (2d105)

>>3990970
Poot

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/27/19(Fri)14:36:28 No.3991104

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/27/19(Fri)14:36:28 No.3991104

>OP went for a shit and then threw up immediately
calling it here

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/27/19(Fri)17:43:23 No.3991315

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/27/19(Fri)17:43:23 No.3991315

>>3991104
i uh, passed out

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/27/19(Fri)17:49:44 No.3991325

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/27/19(Fri)17:49:44 No.3991325

>>3991315
get some sleep man

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/27/19(Fri)18:35:50 No.3991360

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/27/19(Fri)18:35:50 No.3991360

>>3991315
Get back to work, boss

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/27/19(Fri)22:03:21 No.3991623

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/27/19(Fri)22:03:21 No.3991623

2 hours, goddamnit

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)00:59:11 No.3991821

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)00:59:11 No.3991821

>>3991623
It's been 2 hours

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)01:19:47 No.3991843

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>>3991821
I had to take a huge shit, much apologies

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)01:22:24 No.3991845

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)01:22:24 No.3991845

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3991843
naturally, texasbot took a huge shit on our team by using fester as a bludgeon

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)01:23:01 No.3991846

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)01:23:01 No.3991846

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3991843
you can pay us back with a Bandit super mech that doubles as awesome GATAI armor!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)01:29:50 No.3991852

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>>3991845
OH MA GAWWWD. TEXASBOT HAS GRABBED ONTO THE MARSHAL AND IS USING IT AS A BLUDGEON! OH THE BRUTALITY!

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+)
12/28/19(Sat)01:29:59 No.3991853

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+) 12/28/19(Sat)01:29:59 No.3991853

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3991843
Ah yes. The classic 12 hour shit.

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)01:30:52 No.3991854

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)01:30:52 No.3991854

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3991852
Please stop commentating on your own fights, Texasbot

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)01:32:37 No.3991855

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)01:32:37 No.3991855

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3991846
>>3991852

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+)
12/28/19(Sat)01:34:31 No.3991859

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+) 12/28/19(Sat)01:34:31 No.3991859

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3991852
I assume a luchabot is commentating?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)01:43:56 No.3991874

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)01:43:56 No.3991874

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>>3991855
WHAT'S THIS?! SUDDENLY APPEARING ON THE BATTLEFIELD! IT'S A DOGGO MECH!

>>3991853
It's a very harrowing experience. My asshole will never be the same

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)01:45:31 No.3991878

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)01:45:31 No.3991878

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3991874
Morale has been raised for all allied units ~~except for Fester~~

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)01:46:05 No.3991879

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)01:46:05 No.3991879

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3991874
Now... GATTAI TO Bork Bork BARK! Marshal Mode!

Anonymous (ID: mdUX0u7K)
12/28/19(Sat)01:47:15 No.3991881

Anonymous (ID: mdUX0u7K) 12/28/19(Sat)01:47:15 No.3991881

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3991874
Bandit's robot borfs, giving allies a boost.

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+)
12/28/19(Sat)01:47:29 No.3991882

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+) 12/28/19(Sat)01:47:29 No.3991882

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3991874
Time to combine our robots!

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)01:48:00 No.3991883

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)01:48:00 No.3991883

>>3991878
damn it its gattai time! do you not know how these super mecha are done!?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)01:53:48 No.3991889

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)01:53:48 No.3991889

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>>3991881

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)01:55:12 No.3991890

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)01:55:12 No.3991890

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3991889
Now we gattai to Bork Bork Bark!?

Anonymous (ID: mdUX0u7K)
12/28/19(Sat)01:58:19 No.3991894

Anonymous (ID: mdUX0u7K) 12/28/19(Sat)01:58:19 No.3991894

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3991889
>>3991890
CHANGE GET--almost got cnd

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)02:03:37 No.3991899

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>>3991894
>>3991890
Yes, and the combining style would be....

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)02:06:16 No.3991907

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)02:06:16 No.3991907

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3991899
Dog Centaur!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)02:06:27 No.3991908

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)02:06:27 No.3991908

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3991899
Dog Rider

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)02:06:30 No.3991909

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)02:06:30 No.3991909

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3991899
Dog armor! And he gets the Howler Canon! Which is Revolver with a large barrel. Like the caster from outlaw star. But shaped like a star.

Anonymous (ID: mdUX0u7K)
12/28/19(Sat)02:07:04 No.3991911

Anonymous (ID: mdUX0u7K) 12/28/19(Sat)02:07:04 No.3991911

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3991899
Armor. Would've chosen Rider if we were melee.

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)02:07:50 No.3991913

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)02:07:50 No.3991913

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3991907
Wait I change my mind, this one is funnier

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)02:12:03 No.3991920

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>>3991908
WHAT'S THIS?! THE TWO ROBOT MERGE! WITH HE COWBOY'S LOWER BODY MERGING WITH THE DOG'S BACK! FORMING.....MARSHAL DOG RIDER!

MERCHANDISING HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)02:13:24 No.3991922

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)02:13:24 No.3991922

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3991920
can we just get the cool dog armor combination, OP

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)02:14:29 No.3991924

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)02:14:29 No.3991924

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3991920
Yes! now show off your mad shooting and riding skills at the same time via new attack
>>3991922
no

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)02:15:03 No.3991926

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)02:15:03 No.3991926

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3991920
Team Attack time: Ed binds Texasbot with beam chain, then Marshal Dog Rider drags him across the station

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)02:15:52 No.3991927

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)02:15:52 No.3991927

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>>3991922

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)02:16:06 No.3991928

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)02:16:06 No.3991928

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3991920
"wtf fester get off my back you're ruining it"

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)02:16:50 No.3991930

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)02:16:50 No.3991930

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3991927
common op give him a Cape or something

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)02:17:08 No.3991931

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)02:17:08 No.3991931

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3991927
>>3991928

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)02:17:33 No.3991933

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)02:17:33 No.3991933

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3991927
what if it's like an alternate fusion/combination
like how in dragon ball z you can use the fusion dance or the potra earrings?

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)02:18:14 No.3991936

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)02:18:14 No.3991936

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3991927
time to yell chesto and use guns as sword via our new GunSword which for some reason appears only when we are riding.
yes

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)02:18:23 No.3991937

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)02:18:23 No.3991937

>>3991930
>giving fester a cape
It's like you're tryong to make him cool or something

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)02:19:29 No.3991938

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)02:19:29 No.3991938

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3991927
>>3991930
more of a poncho

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)02:19:39 No.3991939

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)02:19:39 No.3991939

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3991927
>>3991926
dammit, that was a good roll too

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)02:20:16 No.3991940

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)02:20:16 No.3991940

>>3991937
a poncho that has a taco on it?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)02:30:08 No.3991960

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>>3991938
Combining also generate a mecha poncho. Made out of beam resistant materials to increase defense

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)02:31:26 No.3991964

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)02:31:26 No.3991964

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3991960
Bandit is not happy and wishes for your painful death.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)02:32:02 No.3991965

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)02:32:02 No.3991965

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3991960
classy
Now execute special attack!
which is just riding and shooting but more fancier

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)02:32:03 No.3991966

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)02:32:03 No.3991966

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3991960
Focus and Alert then use one of the new range options!

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)02:33:15 No.3991969

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)02:33:15 No.3991969

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3991960
Gattai Rider! Fighter or the Xenomorphs! Parry Dog of the Galaxy!
GATTAI RIDER!
Rebels against the Allied Force
Sailing the Cosmos Sea!
GATTAI RIDER!

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)02:33:34 No.3991971

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)02:33:34 No.3991971

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3991960
Edward mocks our gattai, by standing on Jester's tank mode. ~~He also gets a stat boost.~~

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)02:35:28 No.3991972

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)02:35:28 No.3991972

>>3991969
Noice

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)02:42:05 No.3991982

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)02:42:05 No.3991982

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Rolled 159 (1d200)

>>3991965
ROLL 2D150!

YOU HAVE +40 BONUS!
TEXASBOT HAS +50!

>>3991969
Imagine those lyrics, but to this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td7zqlvRUqo

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)02:43:11 No.3991983

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)02:43:11 No.3991983

Rolled 2 (1d150)

>>3991982
>autoloss
pew pew pew

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)02:43:46 No.3991985

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)02:43:46 No.3991985

Rolled 45, 47 = 92 (2d150)

>>3991982
What do I need to do to convince you guys to use Focus Seishin?

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)02:44:14 No.3991986

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)02:44:14 No.3991986

Rolled 41, 80 = 121 (2d150)

>>3991982
>>3991983

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)02:44:24 No.3991987

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)02:44:24 No.3991987

Rolled 7, 12 = 19 (2d150)

>>3991982
nigga how we gonna win if it's an autoloss

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)02:44:46 No.3991988

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)02:44:46 No.3991988

Rolled 54, 15 = 69 (2d150)

>>3991982
Ok I have to admit I didnt know that even existed, are the 80s channeling through me?

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)02:45:33 No.3991989

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)02:45:33 No.3991989

>>3991987
Focus. Always use Focus when we attack.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)02:45:41 No.3991990

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)02:45:41 No.3991990

Rolled 131, 64 = 195 (2d150)

>>3991982
Great tunes

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)02:46:44 No.3991992

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)02:46:44 No.3991992

>>3991985
Make each play SRW all day everyday

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)02:49:30 No.3991994

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)02:49:30 No.3991994

>>3991989
>Focus
fester has ADD

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)02:50:02 No.3991995

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)02:50:02 No.3991995

>>3991985
have a theme song to it?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)02:51:21 No.3991996

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)02:51:21 No.3991996

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>>3991990
YOUR BARRAGE WAS UNSUCCESSFUL AS THE ROBOT DODGES THE GUNFIRE! BUT IT NO LONGER DOES THE WHOLE "SHOOT DOWN YOUR BULLETS WITH ITS OWN BULLETS" MANEUVER.

>>3991987
Take it up with the Dice God

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)02:52:00 No.3991997

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)02:52:00 No.3991997

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3991996
H-he's fast!

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)02:53:12 No.3991999

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)02:53:12 No.3991999

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3991996
Dog tackle!

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)02:53:20 No.3992000

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)02:53:20 No.3992000

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3991996
ACTIVATE FOCUS SEISHIN!

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)02:53:20 No.3992001

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)02:53:20 No.3992001

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3991996
this will slow him down, maybe!
>>3991926

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)02:53:41 No.3992002

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)02:53:41 No.3992002

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3991996
shoot harder and cast seishins
all of them

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)02:57:04 No.3992007

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)02:57:04 No.3992007

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>>3991997
!

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)02:57:46 No.3992008

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)02:57:46 No.3992008

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3992007
LEAD YOUR SHOTS TO HIT HIM!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)02:58:22 No.3992009

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)02:58:22 No.3992009

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3992007
do some inertia drifting to catch up with his speed
seishin accel, focus, strike
add some eurobeat

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)02:59:34 No.3992012

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)02:59:34 No.3992012

>>3992009
>wild west eurobeat is a thing
huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW70nye_eG0

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)02:59:41 No.3992013

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)02:59:41 No.3992013

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3992007
>>3992002
>>3992000

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:00:32 No.3992014

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:00:32 No.3992014

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3992007
At least it wasn't a child molester

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:00:44 No.3992015

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:00:44 No.3992015

>>3991982
I gotta admit I was taken back by saber rider's song had the whip crack. Pretty awesome.

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:01:14 No.3992016

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:01:14 No.3992016

>>3992014
why

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)03:05:50 No.3992025

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)03:05:50 No.3992025

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>>3992014
Yes. Who knows what would happen if that were the case

>>3992015
80s anime and cartoons had some of the dopest music

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)03:06:22 No.3992026

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)03:06:22 No.3992026

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3992025
>>3992008

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:08:30 No.3992027

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:08:30 No.3992027

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3992025
trying to focus since other anons cant take a fucking hint!?

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:10:38 No.3992030

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:10:38 No.3992030

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3992025
shoot harder, shoot stronger
also yes
15 mecha combine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exhYu1BbnzM

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)03:11:45 No.3992033

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)03:11:45 No.3992033

>>3992027
>focusing
>in a NAP thread
Nigga it's been almost 700 posts and we've advanced the plot at a snail's pace

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)03:12:35 No.3992035

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)03:12:35 No.3992035

>>3992033
Correction, it's been 17 threads

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:13:01 No.3992036

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:13:01 No.3992036

>>3992033
wait till he sees anticlimatic ending after huge build up
>>3992035
and about how many years again? 7?

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:13:04 No.3992037

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:13:04 No.3992037

>>3992033
Blame the texasbot, he's literally holding the progress hostage

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:14:12 No.3992040

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:14:12 No.3992040

>>3992033
It used to be much faster in /v/

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:14:33 No.3992041

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:14:33 No.3992041

>>3992037
he wouldnt if you would have just made Fester Focus. I swear I share this mind with the dumbest of voices.

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)03:15:07 No.3992042

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)03:15:07 No.3992042

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3992025
Focus on rolling better so we can shoot him.

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:15:32 No.3992043

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:15:32 No.3992043

>>3992040
those were the days... and completely random. Kungfu journey was hilarious.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:15:35 No.3992044

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:15:35 No.3992044

>>3992040
if we were on /v/ we probably fucked some trees already or texasbot
or both

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)03:16:24 No.3992045

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)03:16:24 No.3992045

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3992025
Gattai isn't just about fusing robots, the pilots' must also fuse souls. Commune with Bandit to boost stats even higher.

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:17:08 No.3992046

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:17:08 No.3992046

>>3992041
The only times we put a dent on him was when we took advantage of his childkilling routines to distract him, so maybe focus on that?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)03:18:23 No.3992050

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)03:18:23 No.3992050

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Rolled 124 (1d200)

>>3992026
ROLL 2D150

+40 FOR YOU
+50 FOR TEXASBUTT

>>3992037
It's the final stage

>>3992040
It's faster and the plot would be even less progressed.

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:18:45 No.3992051

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:18:45 No.3992051

>>3992046
but we get better stats and rolls when we focus, we already gottaied

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)03:19:10 No.3992052

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)03:19:10 No.3992052

Rolled 53, 30 = 83 (2d150)

>>3992050

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:19:23 No.3992053

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:19:23 No.3992053

>>3992044
last time we shoved a chair up sasquatches ass so I wouldnt put it past them.

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)03:19:27 No.3992054

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)03:19:27 No.3992054

Rolled 134, 22 = 156 (2d150)

>>3992050
THIS ONE IS FUCKING POSSIBLE
LET'S FUCKING GO
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:20:01 No.3992055

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:20:01 No.3992055

Rolled 68, 123 = 191 (2d150)

>>3992050
what if we use seishins already

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:20:05 No.3992056

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:20:05 No.3992056

Rolled 47, 137 = 184 (2d150)

>>3992050
lets GOOOOOO

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:20:20 No.3992057

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:20:20 No.3992057

Rolled 50, 144 = 194 (2d150)

>>3992050
We can probably fuck this up somehow

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:21:20 No.3992058

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:21:20 No.3992058

>>3992054
damnit

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:21:26 No.3992059

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:21:26 No.3992059

>>3992054
[picture of bored face goes here because holy shit fuck you]

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)03:22:12 No.3992060

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)03:22:12 No.3992060

Rolled 110, 91 = 201 (2d150)

>>3992050

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:22:27 No.3992062

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:22:27 No.3992062

>>3992050
>It's faster and the plot would be even less progressed
But at least it wouldn't feel so much of a drag

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)03:25:15 No.3992064

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>>3992054

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)03:26:23 No.3992065

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)03:26:23 No.3992065

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3992064
ye, damn
is there anything else we can do with our team to buff our dice roll?

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:26:32 No.3992066

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:26:32 No.3992066

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3992064
Edward has have enough of this blatant bullshittery and decides to take matters into his own hands

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:26:50 No.3992067

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:26:50 No.3992067

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3992064
dice god having a giggle
we needed to equip EWAC on our buddies

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)03:27:09 No.3992068

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)03:27:09 No.3992068

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3992064
Edward's had enough of Dice God bullying Fester and convinces him to weigh the dice.

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)03:27:19 No.3992069

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)03:27:19 No.3992069

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3992064
>>3992066
This

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)03:27:24 No.3992070

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)03:27:24 No.3992070

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3992064
If we keep this up, we're actually going to get killed

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:27:35 No.3992071

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:27:35 No.3992071

>>3992065
Maybe use the one with the most OP ace pilot bonus?

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:28:10 No.3992072

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:28:10 No.3992072

>>3992065
maybe activate our buffs like we have been posting for the past hour?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)03:30:13 No.3992073

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>>3992065

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)03:30:44 No.3992074

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)03:30:44 No.3992074

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3992073
>C. Activate Buffs

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:30:57 No.3992075

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:30:57 No.3992075

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3992073
Activate buffs for fucks sakes

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)03:31:21 No.3992076

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)03:31:21 No.3992076

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3992073
A

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:31:22 No.3992077

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:31:22 No.3992077

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3992073
A+D+C

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:31:28 No.3992078

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:31:28 No.3992078

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3992073
E - Everything from above

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)03:32:15 No.3992079

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)03:32:15 No.3992079

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3992073
B + C, if only to shut up >>3992072

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)03:32:26 No.3992080

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)03:32:26 No.3992080

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3992073
D.

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)03:33:08 No.3992081

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)03:33:08 No.3992081

>>3992080
FUCKING

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)03:34:29 No.3992083

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)03:34:29 No.3992083

>>3992080
that's the funniest thing I've seen all day

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:34:33 No.3992084

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:34:33 No.3992084

>>3992080
Dick.

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+)
12/28/19(Sat)03:35:02 No.3992085

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+) 12/28/19(Sat)03:35:02 No.3992085

>>3992080
Seems about right

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:37:21 No.3992088

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:37:21 No.3992088

>>3992080
common Op he was late

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)03:37:29 No.3992089

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>>3992080

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:39:11 No.3992091

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:39:11 No.3992091

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3992089
surprise him false Genoflect with Buff and shoot

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)03:39:17 No.3992092

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)03:39:17 No.3992092

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3992089
Edward takes the opportunity

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)03:39:18 No.3992093

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)03:39:18 No.3992093

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3992089
OUR ALLIES TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR RETARDATION

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:39:48 No.3992094

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:39:48 No.3992094

>>3992080
fuck you man.

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:39:57 No.3992096

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:39:57 No.3992096

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3992089
Meanwhile, Dice God's chosen one prepares a headshot from behind while Texasbot is distracted

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:40:32 No.3992099

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:40:32 No.3992099

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3992089
Texabot genuflects too
genuflection is hard coded into his AI

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)03:40:47 No.3992100

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)03:40:47 No.3992100

>>3992089
>>3992080
>>3992070
>we're actually going to get killed
you nigger

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:41:00 No.3992102

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:41:00 No.3992102

>>3992099
Oh what

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)03:41:31 No.3992104

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)03:41:31 No.3992104

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Rolled 152 (1d200)

>>3992093
Hey, for seemingly no reason. Roll 2d200

+80 bonus for this seemingly harmless roll
+10 for Texasbot being distracted

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:42:01 No.3992105

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:42:01 No.3992105

>>3992104
>2d200

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)03:42:05 No.3992106

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)03:42:05 No.3992106

Rolled 5, 45 = 50 (2d200)

>>3992104

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)03:42:30 No.3992107

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)03:42:30 No.3992107

Rolled 83, 179 = 262 (2d200)

>>3992104

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:42:30 No.3992108

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:42:30 No.3992108

Rolled 52, 13 = 65 (2d200)

>>3992104

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)03:42:38 No.3992109

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)03:42:38 No.3992109

Rolled 86, 24 = 110 (2d200)

>>3992104
Fester's an amazing distraction

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:43:02 No.3992110

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:43:02 No.3992110

Rolled 119, 79 = 198 (2d200)

>>3992104
whoops

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)03:43:28 No.3992111

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)03:43:28 No.3992111

>>3992110
>>3992104
NOBODY ROLL

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:44:24 No.3992113

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:44:24 No.3992113

>>3992111
DON'T SAY THAT IT MAKES THEM ROLL MORE

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)03:44:42 No.3992115

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)03:44:42 No.3992115

MORE ROLLS! COME ON!

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)03:45:01 No.3992116

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)03:45:01 No.3992116

>>3992111
>159 vs 162
not enough, Texas still has +10

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)03:45:20 No.3992117

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)03:45:20 No.3992117

Rolled 115, 75 = 190 (2d200)

>>3992111
That's 159 VS 162, you dunce.

>>3992104

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)03:45:38 No.3992119

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)03:45:38 No.3992119

Rolled 96, 6 = 102 (2d200)

>>3992116
>>3992104
AW SHIT NIGGERS
I GOTTA ROLL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOOD CATCH

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:46:27 No.3992120

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:46:27 No.3992120

>>3992117
>162
Where the fuck did you get that

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:47:38 No.3992121

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:47:38 No.3992121

>>3992116
>>3992117
>implying the +10 was FOR texas

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:47:46 No.3992122

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:47:46 No.3992122

math is hard

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)03:49:00 No.3992125

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)03:49:00 No.3992125

>>3992120
>Where
Lack of sleep.

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)03:49:36 No.3992126

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)03:49:36 No.3992126

Rolled 131, 31 = 162 (2d200)

>>3992120
The guy rolled 152+10

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:50:29 No.3992127

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:50:29 No.3992127

>>3992126
READ THE FUCKING POST NEXT TIME YOU DIMWIT

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)03:51:33 No.3992128

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)03:51:33 No.3992128

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>>3992110

>>3992121
Yeah, that +10 was for the +80 to make it into +90.

Shoulda worded that better

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)03:52:10 No.3992130

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)03:52:10 No.3992130

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3992128
OH SHIT
ACTIVATE ALL OUR BUFFS AND GO TO TOWN ON TEXAS BOT
URAH

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:52:39 No.3992131

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:52:39 No.3992131

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3992128
Edward never disappoints
just pretend you don't see judgemental looks from rest of the party

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:52:44 No.3992132

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:52:44 No.3992132

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3992128
So when is Dai going to finish up

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)03:53:05 No.3992133

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)03:53:05 No.3992133

>>3992127
Wouldn't have rolled if it was worded better but it didn't matter anyway thankfully.

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)03:53:21 No.3992134

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)03:53:21 No.3992134

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3992128
Wonder what's for dinner

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)03:53:57 No.3992135

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)03:53:57 No.3992135

>>3992128
>>3992132
Also this >>3992131

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)03:54:24 No.3992136

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)03:54:24 No.3992136

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3992128
Everybody uses their offensive seishin and unloads on Texasbot.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)03:58:16 No.3992138

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)03:58:16 No.3992138

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>>3992132
MEANWHILE, IN THE COMMAND CENTER

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)03:59:02 No.3992139

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)03:59:02 No.3992139

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3992138
D.

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)03:59:23 No.3992141

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)03:59:23 No.3992141

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3992138
What's that last one say?

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)03:59:34 No.3992142

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)03:59:34 No.3992142

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3992138
What's the current per balance between the forces?

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)03:59:34 No.3992143

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)03:59:34 No.3992143

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3992138
when in doubt press all the buttons

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)04:00:52 No.3992144

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)04:00:52 No.3992144

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3992138
Change Targeting

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)04:01:05 No.3992145

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)04:01:05 No.3992145

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3992138
>ATE FINAL WEAPON

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)04:01:20 No.3992147

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)04:01:20 No.3992147

>>3992142
*power

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:01:44 No.3992148

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:01:44 No.3992148

quite an arrange of anons today
happy holidays

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:03:11 No.3992151

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:03:11 No.3992151

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>>3992142
Right now, both alien and human Alliance forces are down to about 40% of their original numbers. The station's AI bots are at...70%. But there's a chance that the Alliance forces will.....form an alliance to fight back against our forces.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:04:41 No.3992153

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:04:41 No.3992153

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3992151
what if we forcefully purge everything AI related we have access to?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:06:28 No.3992155

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:06:28 No.3992155

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>>3992153
Depends, what do you mean by "purge"

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)04:07:11 No.3992157

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)04:07:11 No.3992157

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3992151
But for real though what does the 4th option say.
Also we should reroute sentries, deactivate shields, and change targeting.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:07:23 No.3992158

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:07:23 No.3992158

>>3992155
fry their electrical brains out

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:07:37 No.3992159

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:07:37 No.3992159

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3992155
means the screen saver purge. where ypu purge the peasants

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)04:08:25 No.3992160

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)04:08:25 No.3992160

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3992155
Purge the AI of recognising anything as not something to shoot at

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:08:41 No.3992161

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:08:41 No.3992161

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3992155
>>3992158

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)04:08:48 No.3992162

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)04:08:48 No.3992162

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3992155
Set the AI bots to attack the Alliance aliens & humans. Even if they team up, it reduces number for us.

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)04:09:53 No.3992163

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)04:09:53 No.3992163

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3992155
>>3992157

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:14:29 No.3992168

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:14:29 No.3992168

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>>3992163
Dai has changed the targetting system for the station's defenses. The sentries will now target alliance forces instead of being dormant like up to this point. The sentries outside the station has also been activated. The station's shields are also down. Opening it up for more damage.

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)04:15:19 No.3992169

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)04:15:19 No.3992169

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3992168
CLick buttons randomly

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:15:30 No.3992170

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:15:30 No.3992170

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3992168
can you dismantle final weapon

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)04:15:46 No.3992171

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)04:15:46 No.3992171

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3992168
ACTIVATE FINAL WEAPON

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:16:36 No.3992172

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:16:36 No.3992172

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3992168
mean while the battle continues and Gattai Rider uses buffs

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)04:16:42 No.3992173

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)04:16:42 No.3992173

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3992168
Meanwhile, Fester and Friends have just used their Seishin and moved to attack.

>>3992169
Dai'si isn't Fester.

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg)
12/28/19(Sat)04:16:50 No.3992174

Anonymous (ID: HcooBbEg) 12/28/19(Sat)04:16:50 No.3992174

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3992168
The rest of the party fighting outside press inwards into the station

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)04:18:26 No.3992176

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)04:18:26 No.3992176

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3992168
Can we disable final weapon?

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:18:59 No.3992178

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:18:59 No.3992178

>>3992168
has anyone notice how often when there is a decisive roll about to happen, some anon ruins it by getting an unusually high roll at the worst time? This happened before in other series and it keeps happening.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:21:28 No.3992179

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:21:28 No.3992179

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>>3992169
Damnit Fester! Pressing random buttons aint gonna help! The Marshal is firing all of its weapons randomly around the battlefield and wasting its ammo!

>>3992178
It happened back in /v/ too. It happens in every single adventure.

Such is life in the zone

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:22:38 No.3992180

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:22:38 No.3992180

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3992179
fester accidentally pressed Focus and all buffs pertaining and charges Texasbot

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)04:22:41 No.3992181

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)04:22:41 No.3992181

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3992179
FASTER

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)04:22:54 No.3992182

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)04:22:54 No.3992182

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3992179
FOCUS SEISHIN THAT FIRE

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:23:26 No.3992183

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:23:26 No.3992183

>>3992179
I know I am going to be made fun of for this but can you hack the dice here on 4chan?

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)04:23:50 No.3992185

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)04:23:50 No.3992185

>>3992179
>>3992180
FUCKING DO IT

>>3992183
don't be a retard
the dice god decides everything

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)04:23:53 No.3992186

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)04:23:53 No.3992186

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3992179
Edward talks some sense into us:
"Push the button that buffs us!"

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)04:24:14 No.3992187

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)04:24:14 No.3992187

>>3992183
*wheeze*

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:24:35 No.3992188

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:24:35 No.3992188

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3992179
>>3992180
that
yelling YEEEAHHAAAAW

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)04:25:35 No.3992189

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)04:25:35 No.3992189

>>3992183
Yes, send me money

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:25:50 No.3992190

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:25:50 No.3992190

>>3992187
you are doing it arent you? teach us your cheating ways

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:25:52 No.3992191

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:25:52 No.3992191

>>3992183
No, anon.

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)04:26:38 No.3992192

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)04:26:38 No.3992192

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3992190
I dindu nuffing. My rolls are the standard fare, I bow to the will of Dice God
Behold

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)04:26:39 No.3992193

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)04:26:39 No.3992193

>>3992183
PM'd you the "fix" ;)

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)04:27:54 No.3992194

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)04:27:54 No.3992194

>>3992179
>It happened back in /v/ too. It happens in every single adventure
That was hilarious, texas being a child killer was the result of one such roll going completely wrong and /v/ winging it from there.
So was lolisniffer the pedophile and zebra the loser

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:28:01 No.3992195

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:28:01 No.3992195

>>3992193
thanks anon

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)04:28:34 No.3992196

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)04:28:34 No.3992196

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3992192
>I bow to the will of Dice God
HA

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:28:50 No.3992197

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:28:50 No.3992197

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Rolled 20 (1d200)

>>3992180
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Roll 2d105

+50 Texas
+200 You

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:29:21 No.3992199

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:29:21 No.3992199

>>3992192
when being exposed the cheater will over react in defence with memes. Its in the cheaters almanac.

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+)
12/28/19(Sat)04:29:29 No.3992200

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+) 12/28/19(Sat)04:29:29 No.3992200

>>3992194
Plus Canon the barbarian killing almost every NPC in Civ Aftermath

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:29:35 No.3992201

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:29:35 No.3992201

Rolled 29, 7 = 36 (2d105)

>>3992197
*COWBOY NOISES*

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)04:29:47 No.3992202

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)04:29:47 No.3992202

Rolled 34, 64 = 98 (2d105)

>>3992197
hmmm

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:29:52 No.3992203

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:29:52 No.3992203

>>3992194
To be fair, with a name like Lolisniffer, the question isn't "if he's gona be a pedo" but more of a "when"

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)04:29:52 No.3992204

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)04:29:52 No.3992204

Rolled 26, 92 = 118 (2d105)

>>3992197
NIGGER WE WIN LET'S GO

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)04:29:55 No.3992205

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)04:29:55 No.3992205

Rolled 12, 37 = 49 (2d105)

>>3992197
By "charges" he means charges Texas with UNLIMITED POWER

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:29:58 No.3992206

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:29:58 No.3992206

Rolled 35, 32 = 67 (2d105)

>>3992197

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504)
12/28/19(Sat)04:30:08 No.3992207

Anonymous (ID: AIlPt504) 12/28/19(Sat)04:30:08 No.3992207

Rolled 46, 49 = 95 (2d105)

>>3992197
OH FUUUUUUUUCK

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+)
12/28/19(Sat)04:30:35 No.3992208

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+) 12/28/19(Sat)04:30:35 No.3992208

Rolled 24, 75 = 99 (2d105)

>>3992197

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:31:01 No.3992209

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:31:01 No.3992209

>>3992200
Canon was in Civ Aftermath? I don't remember him being in that one. There were plenty of Barbs tho

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)04:31:50 No.3992212

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)04:31:50 No.3992212

>>3992209
I don't think Canon was in civ aftermath. He's the one who tried to kill The King and failed right?

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:32:46 No.3992215

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:32:46 No.3992215

>>3992212
yeah but he also time traveled

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:32:55 No.3992216

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:32:55 No.3992216

>>3992212
Yeah.

Or maybe he's talking about Canon the player, not the character

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:34:06 No.3992217

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:34:06 No.3992217

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3992209
Barbs were the best race with most civilized culture.
Almost united world peacefully at the end too.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)04:37:10 No.3992220

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)04:37:10 No.3992220

>>3992217
yeah, except for the elves because FUCK THEM

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:37:23 No.3992222

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:37:23 No.3992222

>>3992217
Barbs also betrayed their own god and was integrated into the kingdom's population, but one of them did become queen and had a princess tho, so that's something.

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:38:07 No.3992224

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:38:07 No.3992224

>>3992217
except they are just rock throwing but jobs. I miss WanPan orc...

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:39:49 No.3992225

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:39:49 No.3992225

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3992220
literally screwed the ending lilttle fucks
>>3992222
she also was the best girl
>Barbs also betrayed their own god
we had one?
>>3992224
rock throwing led us to have swift and quickest decisions which gave us the edge

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:40:26 No.3992226

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:40:26 No.3992226

>>3992225
Brock.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:41:11 No.3992227

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:41:11 No.3992227

>>3992226
oh yeah
that guy
I honestly remember officially approved by Kingdom jerky more than him.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)04:42:07 No.3992229

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)04:42:07 No.3992229

>>3992227
>>3992226
probably because he died ignominiously

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:43:35 No.3992230

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:43:35 No.3992230

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>>3992207
With the station's defenses turned on it, The Texasbot is under heavy fire from the turrets. You took your chance, and SLAMMED into it. Knocking it down with Bandit's doggo mech ripping out its wires and shit.

All you have to do now is fire the execution shot.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:44:37 No.3992232

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:44:37 No.3992232

>>3992229
Ate all the other tribal gods to grow more powerful but was then squished by the Almighty.

F

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)04:45:12 No.3992233

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)04:45:12 No.3992233

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3992230
Fuck it up because zebrabot called you a fag

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL)
12/28/19(Sat)04:45:54 No.3992234

Anonymous (ID: ztzZVNxL) 12/28/19(Sat)04:45:54 No.3992234

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3992230
Bang.

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)04:46:00 No.3992235

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)04:46:00 No.3992235

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3992230
Execute him

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:46:13 No.3992237

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:46:13 No.3992237

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3992230
Edward we need help because we are too retarded to do it right

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:46:17 No.3992238

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:46:17 No.3992238

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3992230
Do it, what the worst thing possible can happen? killing your love interest which actually pilots texasbot and should be an ally in Super Robot Pilot Season 4?
As we will have budget for that. Or SR points we never gathered

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)04:46:53 No.3992239

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)04:46:53 No.3992239

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3992230
Say a cool one liner.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)04:47:43 No.3992240

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)04:47:43 No.3992240

>>3992238
ok that's even more hilarious

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:49:35 No.3992241

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:49:35 No.3992241

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>>3992238
That reminds me.

Our budget just ran out

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:50:46 No.3992243

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:50:46 No.3992243

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3992241
Happy end!
Roll the credits!

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)04:51:15 No.3992244

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)04:51:15 No.3992244

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3992241
Give us the budget back, OP

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)04:52:01 No.3992245

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)04:52:01 No.3992245

>>3992241
Did the producers run away with the cash!?

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:52:29 No.3992247

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:52:29 No.3992247

>>3992245
>implying there was cash in the first place

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)04:54:23 No.3992249

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)04:54:23 No.3992249

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3992241
mention to Ed that you hope one day that you both have kids that go on an amazing space adventure like you did.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)04:58:28 No.3992250

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)04:58:28 No.3992250

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>>3992243
And so. With the Texasbot taken out. The alliance space station lost its strongest weapon. Because it's actual strongest, final, hidden weapon was never activated due to you not unlocking that ending.

Soon enough, the remaining alliance aliens and humans are taken out thanks to the combined forces of The Black Horse's crew. Rachelle's crew, and Rebbeca, Edward's sister, who also showed up to help.

The alliance was defeated and the space station was destroyed. Everybody had a big party to celebrate.

yay

Any unresolved plot holes were left unresolved due to not getting the True End.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)04:59:27 No.3992251

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)04:59:27 No.3992251

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3992250
Except he kicks you in the balls instead

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)04:59:56 No.3992252

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)04:59:56 No.3992252

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3992250
I bet with True Ending we could've eat meat and drink beer.

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)05:00:10 No.3992253

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)05:00:10 No.3992253

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3992250
yay, we can finally move on from this cursed adventure

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)05:01:13 No.3992254

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)05:01:13 No.3992254

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3992250
yep, quest's over. Ignore the fusing of the wrecked Texas and Zebrabots. That's probably not important.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:02:46 No.3992255

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:02:46 No.3992255

>>3992254
>Zebrabots
There was more than one of these guys?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)05:03:27 No.3992256

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)05:03:27 No.3992256

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>>3992252
Yes. indeed.

ANyway. EPILOGUE

Roll 2d100 for Fester's fate

>>3992254
It's something saved for Super Robot Pilot Season 4

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:04:03 No.3992258

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:04:03 No.3992258

>>3992256
He died.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:04:44 No.3992259

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:04:44 No.3992259

Rolled 94, 57 = 151 (2d100)

>>3992256
>>3992258
jew magic ate my dice

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)05:04:43 No.3992260

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)05:04:43 No.3992260

Rolled 48, 26 = 74 (2d100)

>>3992256
He never got recognized as proper ace, but now he eats his veggies

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)05:05:19 No.3992261

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)05:05:19 No.3992261

Rolled 95, 84 = 179 (2d100)

>>3992255
why would they only build one?

>>3992256
I hope it's nice ~~Dai ending or bust!~~

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:07:04 No.3992263

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:07:04 No.3992263

>>3992261
>why would they even build one
That is the real question

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)05:09:59 No.3992264

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)05:09:59 No.3992264

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>>3992261
Ah, 84. That's a pretty good end.

But to get the good Dai end. You must answer this question:

2 men goes camping. No homo. At night they crawl into their tent. Zip it up and go to sleep. But in the middle of the night, one wakes the other up and tells him to look at the starry sky. Looking up, the other man sees that the sky is full of stars, then his friend asks him: "do you know what this means?"

So. What does it mean?

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:10:57 No.3992265

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:10:57 No.3992265

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3992264
Genuflect

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)05:12:02 No.3992266

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)05:12:02 No.3992266

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3992264
I'm a starboy

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)05:12:08 No.3992267

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)05:12:08 No.3992267

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3992264
someone has stolen their tent

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)05:12:27 No.3992269

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)05:12:27 No.3992269

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3992264
>do you know what this means?
that anime is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mum8Fw6MsUw

Anonymous (ID: +GguoGSv)
12/28/19(Sat)05:12:29 No.3992270

Anonymous (ID: +GguoGSv) 12/28/19(Sat)05:12:29 No.3992270

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3992264
Fester dies

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)05:14:11 No.3992272

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)05:14:11 No.3992272

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>>3992267
ciongrats anon, you have answered correctly

here have this cake, it is your prize

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)05:14:55 No.3992273

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)05:14:55 No.3992273

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3992264
They need a new tent?

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:15:30 No.3992275

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:15:30 No.3992275

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3992272
Fester still dies though

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)05:16:48 No.3992278

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)05:16:48 No.3992278

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3992272
Sweet. Now Fester + Dai = Canon. Forever.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)05:16:50 No.3992279

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)05:16:50 No.3992279

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3992272
it's NG+ item isn't it

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)05:19:51 No.3992281

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)05:19:51 No.3992281

I've felt like this edition of Robutts was a bit uninspired and wanted to end it
Anyway. New quest poll WHEN

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)05:23:18 No.3992285

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)05:23:18 No.3992285

>>3992281
I blame the cowboy motif and the lack of pompadour

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)05:23:27 No.3992286

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)05:23:27 No.3992286

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>>3992275
But anon rolled a good end for Fester!

Surely by dying you mean Fester live a full life and dies of old age. After having Dai revealed to be a girl the whole time, and she has taken pity on him, realizing that without someone to look after him, Fester will never survive on his own. So the two got together and had wonderful children who went on to do great things before seeing their father on his deathbed, finally at peace!

Surely by Fester dying, you mean this

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)05:24:30 No.3992288

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)05:24:30 No.3992288

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3992286
Hey, that's pretty good.
Now let's get that new quest poll up

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:24:34 No.3992290

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:24:34 No.3992290

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3992286
No. It's a lie by Texasbot

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)05:25:08 No.3992291

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)05:25:08 No.3992291

>>3992285
It's because nobody likes country music aint it

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)05:25:15 No.3992292

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)05:25:15 No.3992292

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3992286
That's a pretty good end. Fester made it in the end

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)05:25:35 No.3992294

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)05:25:35 No.3992294

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3992286
That's pretty great
But how Edward fares with his situation of a bit crazy gilrs surrounding him

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)05:26:49 No.3992296

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)05:26:49 No.3992296

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3992286
Yay! Edward next

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)05:28:27 No.3992297

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)05:28:27 No.3992297

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And now, roll 2d100 for the Cyclops' fate

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)05:29:02 No.3992298

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)05:29:02 No.3992298

Rolled 26, 85 = 111 (2d100)

>>3992297

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)05:29:28 No.3992300

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)05:29:28 No.3992300

Rolled 79, 36 = 115 (2d100)

>>3992285
also no sideburns
>>3992297
more crazy bitches

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)05:29:55 No.3992301

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)05:29:55 No.3992301

Rolled 33, 24 = 57 (2d100)

>>3992297

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)05:30:08 No.3992302

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)05:30:08 No.3992302

Rolled 13, 75 = 88 (2d100)

>>3992297
>>3992300
bruh
I hope I can roll for a better ending for edward

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:30:58 No.3992303

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:30:58 No.3992303

>>3992297

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:31:41 No.3992304

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:31:41 No.3992304

Rolled 2, 58 = 60 (2d100)

>>3992297

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)05:35:53 No.3992306

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)05:35:53 No.3992306

>>3992286
Shonen Quest next! Make a character who is a warrior blah blah lbah blah big tits blah blah

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)05:38:04 No.3992307

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)05:38:04 No.3992307

>>3992300
man I hope we add his ace bonus to the end roll

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)05:41:18 No.3992311

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)05:41:18 No.3992311

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>>3992300
Of course.

After the final battle. Edward, thinking that maybe reconciliation is in sight. Invited Rachelle up to the Black Horse for dinner. He also invited Anastasia the rebel girl in order to clear things out with her too. Unfortunately some misunderstandings were had and both ladies assumed Edward was trying to rope them into a threesome. This also angered Rebecca, Edward's sister, who was hiding under the floor to spy on him.

He is now once again on the run from Rachelle, but now with Rebecca also in tow and Anastasia doubles her effort in trying to kill him. Giving the captain no rest. On the way, he will manage to somehow attract the ire of even more crazy dames. Including but not limited to an alien queen, an army general, another rival pirate and an abyssal horror from beyond the stars. He would live the rest of his life in constant danger, never again will he get a full good night sleep.

But he does make sure to visit Fester and his kids every once in a while tho. Bearing gifts of loot and plunder.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:42:27 No.3992313

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:42:27 No.3992313

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3992311
And Rachelle's sister also chased him

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)05:43:24 No.3992314

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)05:43:24 No.3992314

>>3992313
Yeah that too. Just pile on the crazies

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)05:44:16 No.3992318

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)05:44:16 No.3992318

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3992311
>But he does make sure to visit Fester and his kids every once in a while tho. Bearing gifts of loot and plunder.
truly the best friend man can wish for

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)05:44:35 No.3992319

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)05:44:35 No.3992319

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3992314
Onwards to Bandit

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)05:46:06 No.3992323

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)05:46:06 No.3992323

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>>3992319
And now. The final epilogue before the end times. As the prologue concerns the original crewmembers of the Black Horse.

Roll 2d100 for bandit's fate

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)05:46:55 No.3992325

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)05:46:55 No.3992325

Rolled 34, 40 = 74 (2d100)

>>3992323
those numbers in his status won't go up, thankfully
also gets a new hat

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)05:47:00 No.3992326

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)05:47:00 No.3992326

Rolled 91, 11 = 102 (2d100)

>>3992323
None of the other crewmembers are even relevant enough for an epilogue anyway

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:47:33 No.3992327

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:47:33 No.3992327

>>3992326
OH GOD

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)05:47:48 No.3992328

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)05:47:48 No.3992328

Rolled 82, 89 = 171 (2d100)

>>3992323
COME ON BANDIT

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)05:51:12 No.3992329

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)05:51:12 No.3992329

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>>3992326
Bandit got lost one day and was never seen again.

Fester is still looking for him

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)05:52:16 No.3992331

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)05:52:16 No.3992331

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3992329
good ending for OP as far I'm concerned

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)05:52:22 No.3992332

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)05:52:22 No.3992332

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3992329
damn it, OP

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)05:53:24 No.3992334

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)05:53:24 No.3992334

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3992329
Any other loose threads left to wrap up? Or can we get our The End image?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)05:57:19 No.3992335

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>>3992332
[insert ending theme here]

And so it is the end.

Now. Who wants to give suggestions for the next cursed adventure

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)05:57:51 No.3992337

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)05:57:51 No.3992337

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3992329
Bandit had his own adventures helping future MCs from their retardation.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:58:04 No.3992338

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:58:04 No.3992338

>>3992335
shotasniffer quest

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)05:58:44 No.3992339

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)05:58:44 No.3992339

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3992335
>Now. Who wants to give suggestions for the next cursed adventure
Supero Robot Pilot Season 3 NG+

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)05:58:50 No.3992340

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)05:58:50 No.3992340

>>3992335
Shounen King the Boobs of Fate

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)05:59:28 No.3992341

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)05:59:28 No.3992341

>>3992335
or simon quest: the search for the holy book of anime wrestling

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)05:59:48 No.3992343

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)05:59:48 No.3992343

>>3992335
>[insert ending theme here]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-fzKLX48Q

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)06:00:10 No.3992344

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)06:00:10 No.3992344

>>3992335
Lilly Quest
best queen. best team. best color.
Now in her very own quest!

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)06:01:13 No.3992345

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)06:01:13 No.3992345

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3992335
>>3992338
>>3992344
how about just a continuation featuring all of the skeleton siblings?
I wanna see marian redemption, haha

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)06:01:55 No.3992346

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)06:01:55 No.3992346

>>3992345
>marian redemption
maybe when he stops crying from the bathtub

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)06:01:58 No.3992347

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)06:01:58 No.3992347

>>3992345
No, that would be too much.
Lilly Quest now and fuck Redniggers

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)06:02:15 No.3992348

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Yes. I have taken notes of all your siggestions.

Here is the poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/19142751

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M)
12/28/19(Sat)06:02:17 No.3992349

Anonymous (ID: BLoSqF1M) 12/28/19(Sat)06:02:17 No.3992349

>>3992335
Bandit will be fine, OP doesn't chew.

Beach Quest.
Volleyballs and crabs all year round!

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)06:02:54 No.3992350

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)06:02:54 No.3992350

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3992335
Manlet Rider Green DX adventures

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)06:03:21 No.3992351

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)06:03:21 No.3992351

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>>3992348
OP, this is just giving you money
give us the real poll

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)06:03:58 No.3992352

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)06:03:58 No.3992352

>>3992349
too much boob bounce, our budget won't allow it

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)06:04:15 No.3992353

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)06:04:15 No.3992353

>>3992348
add the Badnits adventure out OPs stomach.

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)06:05:03 No.3992355

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)06:05:03 No.3992355

>>3992351
wait its fake? who did I donate all my money too?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)06:08:15 No.3992356

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)06:08:15 No.3992356

>>3992355
Your contribution is much appreciated, comrade.

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)06:08:20 No.3992357

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>>3992348
Thanks for the bread OP, I didn't catch majority of threads but it was fun.
Get well soon.

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)06:14:30 No.3992360

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)06:14:30 No.3992360

>>3992356
I have been swindled!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)06:16:00 No.3992362

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Anyway. Do I have this right:
- Shotasniffer Quest
- Super Robot Pilot 3, NG+. Replaying this entire cursed thing but with different stats
- Shounen King
- Simon's Quest
- Lilly Quest
- Skeleton Island part deux
- Manlet Rider Green, DX

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)06:17:01 No.3992363

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)06:17:01 No.3992363

>>3992362
yes, deliver us from this cursed quest

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)06:17:01 No.3992364

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)06:17:01 No.3992364

>>3992362
+Gobbo businessman

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)06:17:20 No.3992365

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)06:17:20 No.3992365

>>3992362
yes please

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)06:18:44 No.3992366

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)06:18:44 No.3992366

>>3992364
You mean Business orc and gobbo lawyer

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)06:20:16 No.3992367

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)06:20:16 No.3992367

>>3992362
>- Super Robot Pilot 3, NG+. Replaying this entire cursed thing but with different stats
We can try different routes this TIME! And dying less!

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)06:22:10 No.3992369

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Also. Here's a question.

Next quest. Whatever that is.

Single or Multiplayer? Or do you wanna keep it optional up to the point of the quest start like Skele Island, that had the option to go either way at the start

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)06:23:11 No.3992370

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)06:23:11 No.3992370

>>3992369
single

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)06:23:15 No.3992371

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)06:23:15 No.3992371

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3992369
Optional
multiplayer usually makes it more fun if we have multiple party members tho

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)06:23:21 No.3992372

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)06:23:21 No.3992372

>>3992369
single, multiplayer is very risky with your schedule

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)06:25:57 No.3992373

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)06:25:57 No.3992373

>>3992369
Optional
And if we end up with multiplayer take up cautionary measures so that anons don't force you to draw 10 different events at the same time

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)06:26:20 No.3992374

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)06:26:20 No.3992374

>>3992369
Single, OP take care of yourself first

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)06:26:41 No.3992375

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)06:26:41 No.3992375

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Yes I see. Confirmed.

Next quest will cost 59.99$ to play with plans for 20$ DLC later

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)06:32:52 No.3992378

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)06:32:52 No.3992378

test

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/28/19(Sat)06:33:22 No.3992379

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/28/19(Sat)06:33:22 No.3992379

>>3992375
okay OP

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)06:33:42 No.3992380

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)06:33:42 No.3992380

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3992375
Here

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)06:34:09 No.3992381

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)06:34:09 No.3992381

>>3992378
you there op we see you

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)06:35:01 No.3992382

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>>3992379
>>3992380
Did 4chan messed up for you guys. For a while thread on my side wouldn't update

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)06:36:37 No.3992383

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)06:36:37 No.3992383

>>3992382
It was okay for me

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh)
12/28/19(Sat)06:39:07 No.3992384

Anonymous (ID: 8HaEEpeh) 12/28/19(Sat)06:39:07 No.3992384

>>3992382
nah

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)06:40:53 No.3992385

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>>3992383
Damn.

Anyway. This is the end. End of the line. Super Robot Pilot 3 is finished. Done. The curse is (hopefully) no more.

Here be the ol' twitter: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

I'll put the strawpoll on there and in this thread after this post.

Gotta type down the options

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)06:42:40 No.3992388

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)06:42:40 No.3992388

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3992385
I'll still vote for NG+ option.
Maybe one day.
Tho mainly hope for Dudes vs Xenos winning
those are fun

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)06:47:18 No.3992396

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)06:47:18 No.3992396

Happy holidays to everyone

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)06:47:50 No.3992397

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https://www.strawpoll.me/19142862

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)06:52:20 No.3992400

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)06:52:20 No.3992400

>>3992397
remember when shotasniffer was top before the super robot quest edged it out at the last moment

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)06:54:51 No.3992402

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)06:54:51 No.3992402

>>3992400
Will the samething happen again??????????????

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/28/19(Sat)06:55:11 No.3992404

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/28/19(Sat)06:55:11 No.3992404

>>3992397
She should change out of that armor someday

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)06:58:22 No.3992406

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)06:58:22 No.3992406

wait why are we doing super robot quest again

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)07:01:46 No.3992407

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)07:01:46 No.3992407

>>3992397
also once again simon gets ignored

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/28/19(Sat)08:46:22 No.3992443

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/28/19(Sat)08:46:22 No.3992443

come on guys, rock power
make barbs great again

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/28/19(Sat)09:06:59 No.3992451

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/28/19(Sat)09:06:59 No.3992451

Man never thought I would see the day, we freed ourselves from the curse, FINALLY

Anonymous (ID: zQBAqHeq)
12/28/19(Sat)09:16:02 No.3992455

Anonymous (ID: zQBAqHeq) 12/28/19(Sat)09:16:02 No.3992455

>dudes vs xenos 3
Can't it just be a sequel involving the expansion of the space resort franchise of the general and his men

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)09:59:51 No.3992478

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)09:59:51 No.3992478

>>3992455
Depends if you bought the DLC or not

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)10:01:34 No.3992479

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)10:01:34 No.3992479

Somehow the SRP3 NG+ 10% bar is longer than the 14% bars of the leading winners

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0)
12/28/19(Sat)10:04:50 No.3992480

Anonymous (ID: nUSgBde0) 12/28/19(Sat)10:04:50 No.3992480

>>3992479
This just means that Super Robot Pilot season 3 is coming 100% and the vote is not rigged at all

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/28/19(Sat)10:24:55 No.3992493

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/28/19(Sat)10:24:55 No.3992493

>>3992479
THE CURSE NEVER ENDS

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)10:30:29 No.3992497

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)10:30:29 No.3992497

>>3992478
>the resort management that was an important part of dudes vs xenos 2 is dlc in 3
capitalist pig

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/28/19(Sat)13:21:58 No.3992615

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/28/19(Sat)13:21:58 No.3992615

>>3992497
Sssssshhhhhh

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)20:12:47 No.3993032

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)20:12:47 No.3993032

also this is by far the most anticlimatic ending this year
I love it

Anonymous (ID: Qs9jj3qT)
12/28/19(Sat)20:14:47 No.3993034

Anonymous (ID: Qs9jj3qT) 12/28/19(Sat)20:14:47 No.3993034

>>3993032
It was the only ending this year. This cursed game took the entire year.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)20:15:28 No.3993035

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)20:15:28 No.3993035

>>3993034
I think princess ended this year and was more satisfying

Anonymous (ID: Qs9jj3qT)
12/28/19(Sat)20:20:03 No.3993038

Anonymous (ID: Qs9jj3qT) 12/28/19(Sat)20:20:03 No.3993038

>>3993035
Was princess this year? I thought it was last year.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/28/19(Sat)20:41:00 No.3993057

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/28/19(Sat)20:41:00 No.3993057

>>3993038
It started last year but only finished this year

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/29/19(Sun)00:02:10 No.3993386

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>>3992222
No one checked the quads so
>check'd

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)02:58:53 No.3993604

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)02:58:53 No.3993604

so by when it's ready you mean next week right

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/29/19(Sun)04:04:13 No.3993651

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/29/19(Sun)04:04:13 No.3993651

>>3993032
OP forgot what the plot was gonna be at least once due to Curse, likely several times honestly, but at least Fester is happy ~~and Bandit ate OPs leg and ascended to godhood~~

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/29/19(Sun)04:05:28 No.3993653

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/29/19(Sun)04:05:28 No.3993653

Listen I'm thinking here that Shotasniffer quest is getting a bit samefagged. Which would be cool if I could samefag likewise but I can't so that's bullshit

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
12/29/19(Sun)04:23:32 No.3993664

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 12/29/19(Sun)04:23:32 No.3993664

>>3993653
i don't think it's being samefagged
i think it's people getting tired of a cursed quest lmao

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)04:38:57 No.3993675

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)04:38:57 No.3993675

>>3993604
Next year actually

Anonymous (ID: zulvvlyg)
12/29/19(Sun)04:41:07 No.3993676

Anonymous (ID: zulvvlyg) 12/29/19(Sun)04:41:07 No.3993676

>>3993675
So wednesday

Red Hammer and Sickle (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/29/19(Sun)04:41:57 No.3993678

Red Hammer and Sickle (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/29/19(Sun)04:41:57 No.3993678

>>3993653
I voted for Skelly Island 2, so I got no idea who it could be.

Anonymous (ID: zulvvlyg)
12/29/19(Sun)04:45:15 No.3993681

Anonymous (ID: zulvvlyg) 12/29/19(Sun)04:45:15 No.3993681

>>3993678
But how would you put the band back together when one is depressed, one is at school and one has locked himself in the wine cellars

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/29/19(Sun)04:45:22 No.3993682

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/29/19(Sun)04:45:22 No.3993682

>>3993675
Fucks sake, an entire year, this curse is getting only worse

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/29/19(Sun)04:46:29 No.3993683

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/29/19(Sun)04:46:29 No.3993683

>>3993681
Hear me out...hoomans and paladins

Anonymous (ID: zulvvlyg)
12/29/19(Sun)04:47:28 No.3993685

Anonymous (ID: zulvvlyg) 12/29/19(Sun)04:47:28 No.3993685

>>3993683
They'll just be going after lolisniffer

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)04:50:00 No.3993687

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)04:50:00 No.3993687

>>3993653
Communism is widely known for its generous useage of hackers

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/29/19(Sun)04:50:48 No.3993688

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/29/19(Sun)04:50:48 No.3993688

>>3993681
I dunno, maybe have it branch out to different islands where Lilly, Marian and Quattro tried to start their own civilizations?

Anonymous (ID: zulvvlyg)
12/29/19(Sun)04:53:54 No.3993689

Anonymous (ID: zulvvlyg) 12/29/19(Sun)04:53:54 No.3993689

>>3993687
And bribes

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)04:54:00 No.3993690

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)04:54:00 No.3993690

>>3993688
Skeleton Island(s)

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/29/19(Sun)04:57:29 No.3993691

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/29/19(Sun)04:57:29 No.3993691

>>3993689
How do you bribe if there is no money?

Anonymous (ID: zulvvlyg)
12/29/19(Sun)05:02:27 No.3993695

Anonymous (ID: zulvvlyg) 12/29/19(Sun)05:02:27 No.3993695

>>3993691
Everyone knows that the leading communists take the money for themselves and live in gold houses while saying they have to distribute among the people

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/29/19(Sun)05:05:13 No.3993698

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/29/19(Sun)05:05:13 No.3993698

>>3993695
But they do distribute something amongs the poulace, they generously distrobute their own poverty and hunger

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/29/19(Sun)05:07:55 No.3993704

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/29/19(Sun)05:07:55 No.3993704

>>3993685
Lolisniffer is their target because she's a communist, Quattro is targetted because he accidentally gave rise to hippies and beach bums, Marian because he resorted to stealing Popes wine cellar and Lilly because her cosplay embarasses the order

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)05:10:33 No.3993706

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)05:10:33 No.3993706

>>3993704
Shotasniffer. Lolisniffer's their dad

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/29/19(Sun)05:30:56 No.3993722

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/29/19(Sun)05:30:56 No.3993722

>>3993706
Close enough

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/29/19(Sun)05:54:10 No.3993735

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/29/19(Sun)05:54:10 No.3993735

Seriously though, I think you can just change your IP and vote as much as you want. I'm tellin ya you cunts are cheating this vote

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/29/19(Sun)06:13:07 No.3993746

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/29/19(Sun)06:13:07 No.3993746

>>3993691
fanart

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)08:06:27 No.3993784

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)08:06:27 No.3993784

>>3993746
Perhaps

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)08:07:36 No.3993785

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)08:07:36 No.3993785

>>3993735
I think every one of the polls was like that

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+)
12/29/19(Sun)08:30:39 No.3993796

Anonymous (ID: kK4nFXS+) 12/29/19(Sun)08:30:39 No.3993796

>>3993785
It was. No one would have voted for Giant Robots otherwise.

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/29/19(Sun)08:39:15 No.3993798

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/29/19(Sun)08:39:15 No.3993798

>>3993796
I would
>>3993735
An anorphous mass of molecules that sometimes runs quests named Sojourn admitted to do so, which is a shame as Shotasniffer is worst gril

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)08:41:35 No.3993799

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)08:41:35 No.3993799

>>3993798
ORLY

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/29/19(Sun)08:52:17 No.3993806

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/29/19(Sun)08:52:17 No.3993806

>>3993798
What??? How do you know such a thing

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)08:55:03 No.3993807

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)08:55:03 No.3993807

>>3993798
>An anorphous mass of molecules
aren't we all

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)08:55:56 No.3993808

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)08:55:56 No.3993808

>>3993806
he's sojourn

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/29/19(Sun)09:08:08 No.3993812

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/29/19(Sun)09:08:08 No.3993812

>>3993808
I know this guy. I used to play his quest since the first thread on /i/. The most disappointing QM i have ever known

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)09:10:43 No.3993814

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)09:10:43 No.3993814

>>3993812
Oof

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)09:16:16 No.3993818

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)09:16:16 No.3993818

>>3993812
>The most disappointing QM i have ever known
storytime

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/29/19(Sun)09:18:36 No.3993822

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/29/19(Sun)09:18:36 No.3993822

>>3993814
Combined with the fact that he would samefag the vote for the worst possible option - and publicly announce it, I assume, on some discord, where only fags of the ultimate decree would go, I will toast for him to an hero in the upcoming year
>Fuck reds

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)09:21:31 No.3993825

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)09:21:31 No.3993825

>>3993822
C;mon now, what has the reds done wrong?

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)09:22:55 No.3993826

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)09:22:55 No.3993826

>>3993825
everything
>paid for by the alliance to restore mariam's dignity

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)09:24:15 No.3993828

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)09:24:15 No.3993828

>>3993826
Come, my child. Confess your grievances to papa OP.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)09:25:09 No.3993829

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)09:25:09 No.3993829

>>3993828
she kept wrecking everything even after being spanked to death by her dad
it's the devil's luck

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/29/19(Sun)09:29:01 No.3993831

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/29/19(Sun)09:29:01 No.3993831

I just realized that Quattro got literall Char Counter attack ending. Aka fucked up everything in the end.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)09:31:00 No.3993833

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)09:31:00 No.3993833

>>3993831
Minus the whole disappearing into space bit.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)09:31:37 No.3993834

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)09:31:37 No.3993834

>>3993831
Well he was used for resources by alternate Bob, then nearly rekt and ended up being a red convert.
Also Bob is probably a sociopath

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)09:32:08 No.3993835

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)09:32:08 No.3993835

>>3993828
also, she won

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/29/19(Sun)09:33:15 No.3993836

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/29/19(Sun)09:33:15 No.3993836

>>3993833
Space, or mom's basement
same things honestly
>>3993834
was bob quattro from the future undercover?

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)09:34:44 No.3993837

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)09:34:44 No.3993837

>>3993836
Nah, he was bob.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)09:36:00 No.3993839

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)09:36:00 No.3993839

>>3993835
Ah yes, the gravest of sins

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/29/19(Sun)09:37:23 No.3993841

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/29/19(Sun)09:37:23 No.3993841

>>3993818
I don't remember when I stopped playing that quest, but I remember that it was very slow and never explained anything while I played (if anything was ever explained). Like why did the female MC suddenly start kissing a sleeping girl unprompted, besides the QM's blatant desire to draw smut?? On top of that, every update felt like it was purposefully dragged on with lots of pointless filler text for some reason. Boring

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)09:41:32 No.3993842

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)09:41:32 No.3993842

also I fear if we get skeleton island again it'll be multiplayer and we can't coordiante if the curse strikes

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)09:45:43 No.3993845

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)09:45:43 No.3993845

>>3993842
The curse is unending, it will strike no matter the quest

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)09:47:45 No.3993846

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)09:47:45 No.3993846

>>3993845
that is why no one should play multiplayer

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)09:51:33 No.3993847

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)09:51:33 No.3993847

>>3993846
But that's the only time Marian is allowed to go outside!

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)09:52:28 No.3993848

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)09:52:28 No.3993848

>>3993847
He was always allowed, he just doesn't want to for fear Shotasniffer will wreck him again

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/29/19(Sun)10:39:57 No.3993861

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/29/19(Sun)10:39:57 No.3993861

>>3993848
She's too busy trying to get her hands on the Boy, the only ones who try to drag him out are his assistants

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)10:45:25 No.3993866

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)10:45:25 No.3993866

>>3993861
He's that scared

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)10:57:47 No.3993876

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)10:57:47 No.3993876

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reminder

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)10:58:40 No.3993877

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)10:58:40 No.3993877

>>3993876
Keyword: Try

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:04:46 No.3993879

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:04:46 No.3993879

>>3993877
Trying is what Marian is best at

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/29/19(Sun)11:06:17 No.3993880

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/29/19(Sun)11:06:17 No.3993880

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>>3993876

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:09:05 No.3993882

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:09:05 No.3993882

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>>3993861
And I just reread the plot and it turns out his first assistant was a dick to him before he joined.
Wonder if it still applies.

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/29/19(Sun)11:09:06 No.3993883

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/29/19(Sun)11:09:06 No.3993883

>>3993866
If he were scared, he would be fortifying his cellar not trying to steal vodka wigh a fishing rod

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/29/19(Sun)11:14:15 No.3993886

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/29/19(Sun)11:14:15 No.3993886

>>3993882
Think he explained his actions and attempting to have his Boss get his shit together, Bobby best boy anyways and hottest girl was the yelllow shadowspawn that Reds recruited despite Rasputin losing because...dunno

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)11:14:24 No.3993887

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)11:14:24 No.3993887

>>3993882
Perhaps it's because sometimes Marian would try to do gay shit with the VP

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:14:48 No.3993890

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:14:48 No.3993890

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It's hilarious how the skeleton game went from "red got fucking wrecked what a loser" to "holy shit nerf red please"

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/29/19(Sun)11:15:45 No.3993891

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/29/19(Sun)11:15:45 No.3993891

>>3993890
you should reread first civ

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)11:16:32 No.3993893

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)11:16:32 No.3993893

>>3993886
Betty.

And that was because the fighting rolls and the recruitment rolls were two different rolls

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:17:25 No.3993895

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:17:25 No.3993895

>>3993893
>red faggots literally tried to steal all the losers

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)11:18:36 No.3993898

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)11:18:36 No.3993898

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>>3993895
Remember the days when Quattro was not a loser and was the actual one stealing pop from other factions

Those days didn't last

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:20:20 No.3993900

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:20:20 No.3993900

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>>3993887
>>3993886
Not his fault Marian turned out to be a weenie

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK)
12/29/19(Sun)11:20:41 No.3993901

Anonymous (ID: 4YxdN0uK) 12/29/19(Sun)11:20:41 No.3993901

>>3993893
I thought they were fighting so they could recruit her
>>3993898
Don't look at me, my plan was crearing drunken ninjas supported by scooter cavalry and NOT!Noise marines

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/29/19(Sun)11:22:02 No.3993902

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/29/19(Sun)11:22:02 No.3993902

All this remembrance has suddenly made me want to play another skeleton island

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)11:24:20 No.3993906

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>>3993901
No. Reds were hosting an inhouse tournament to train its troops. Yellows had Betty enter it to fight Rasputin in order to regain some honor due the Yellow faction being beaten by Reds before that thread. So the fight was a sort of revenge thing.

The recruitment came after. Mostly because I think the Reds tried 1 recruit roll. It failed so Rasputin was willing to let go and give Betty the prize money. But she decided to punch him instead. Which birthed another roll. That the Yellows then failed.

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:24:51 No.3993907

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:24:51 No.3993907

>>3993900
Also I remember bandit skeleton still sticking out for shotasniffer even after he whooped her ass and she failed to persuade her asshole dad to spare her the hundred spanks combo

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)11:26:50 No.3993908

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>>3993907
Yes, The Chosen One

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/29/19(Sun)11:28:25 No.3993910

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/29/19(Sun)11:28:25 No.3993910

Yellow's hands off approach was what doomed them
too chill for their own good

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:29:23 No.3993911

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:29:23 No.3993911

>>3993908
To be fair, Lolisniffer would find an excuse to torment Shotasniffer anyway because he's Lolisniffer.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)11:30:58 No.3993913

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)11:30:58 No.3993913

>>3993911
It's the burden the Eldest must bear

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:31:26 No.3993914

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:31:26 No.3993914

>>3993910
Bobby will have his revenge in the next skeleton themed quest

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/29/19(Sun)11:33:31 No.3993921

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/29/19(Sun)11:33:31 No.3993921

>>3993906
Ah I see, that was a dumb idea but hey, at least that gave Betty some more time to shine...hey wait a sec, Botty, Bobby, Quattro...BBQ

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:33:49 No.3993922

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:33:49 No.3993922

>>3993913
He'll probably send Texas and Zebra to ruin her day because he's a dick like that.
Simon will be ignored because he's too sane.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)11:36:24 No.3993923

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)11:36:24 No.3993923

>>3993921
You have learned too much

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:38:55 No.3993925

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:38:55 No.3993925

>>3993913
>the next quest would be lolisniffer being a complete dick to her by getting her kicked out of the leadership

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/29/19(Sun)11:40:02 No.3993927

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/29/19(Sun)11:40:02 No.3993927

>>3993925
>In order to regain it she has to convince her three siblings that actually matter to support her

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:43:07 No.3993928

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:43:07 No.3993928

>>3993927
>while controlled by anons who want to see her suffer
She's doomed

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/29/19(Sun)11:44:15 No.3993930

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/29/19(Sun)11:44:15 No.3993930

>>3993928
The only one who really wants that is Knight, I'm all for getting family back together

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:48:05 No.3993935

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:48:05 No.3993935

>>3993930
Everyone wants to put the protagonist through the wringer. Fester should have died again

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/29/19(Sun)11:49:27 No.3993936

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/29/19(Sun)11:49:27 No.3993936

>>3993935
Fester did nothing wrong

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:51:42 No.3993937

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:51:42 No.3993937

>>3993936
He existed.

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)11:54:39 No.3993939

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)11:54:39 No.3993939

>>3993937
Is this deep seated hate for cowboys perhaps stemmed from a troubled childhood, anon

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/29/19(Sun)11:54:48 No.3993940

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/29/19(Sun)11:54:48 No.3993940

>>3993937
And I'm glad

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/29/19(Sun)11:56:06 No.3993942

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/29/19(Sun)11:56:06 No.3993942

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3993937
and got good ending!

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)11:59:48 No.3993945

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)11:59:48 No.3993945

>>3993939
No, just fester in general, for being the stupidest NAP protagonist to exist

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)12:03:14 No.3993947

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)12:03:14 No.3993947

>>3993945
Stupid as in concept-wise or intelligence

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)12:05:02 No.3993948

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)12:05:02 No.3993948

>>3993947
Intelligence, killing him is a kindness to the rest of the crew

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/29/19(Sun)12:05:25 No.3993949

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/29/19(Sun)12:05:25 No.3993949

>>3993945
He was as smart as people controlling him

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/29/19(Sun)12:05:42 No.3993950

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/29/19(Sun)12:05:42 No.3993950

Fester shmester
What about Metal Wizard
now that's controversial death

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)12:10:38 No.3993959

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)12:10:38 No.3993959

>>3993950
No it wasn't

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/29/19(Sun)12:12:43 No.3993965

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/29/19(Sun)12:12:43 No.3993965

>>3993959
only you and me remember it

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)12:21:28 No.3993980

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)12:21:28 No.3993980

>>3993965
Exactly, that's why it's not a big deal

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/29/19(Sun)12:22:51 No.3993984

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/29/19(Sun)12:22:51 No.3993984

>>3993980
he deserved better recognition
gone too soon

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa)
12/29/19(Sun)15:11:28 No.3994264

Anonymous (ID: cnBJ+OCa) 12/29/19(Sun)15:11:28 No.3994264

>>3993822
Hey, don't blame us just because a massive faggot rigged a vote for shotasniffer.

I put way too much work to help run red for it ;-;.

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/29/19(Sun)16:51:22 No.3994402

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/29/19(Sun)16:51:22 No.3994402

>>3993923
I KNOW THE TRUTH, NEXT THE COLORATION WAS BASED OFF OF UNO

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)17:32:30 No.3994465

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)17:32:30 No.3994465

>>3993949
He felt like a complete dumbass compared to the rest of the cast
Princess didn't have that

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/29/19(Sun)18:26:10 No.3994556

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/29/19(Sun)18:26:10 No.3994556

>>3994465
She had respect of her peers from the get go, started out as someone, was SWOLE and had a clear cut motivation and plot, alongside blessing of Dice God, Fester meanwhile is a random schmuck who appears to be despised by the Dice and a general weirdo few people liked, he's the ultimate underdog

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)18:30:20 No.3994569

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)18:30:20 No.3994569

>>3994556
Nobody fucks over Fester but life.
The canon ending would be Fester dying to something stupid just after the final battle ended.

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/29/19(Sun)18:32:13 No.3994575

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/29/19(Sun)18:32:13 No.3994575

>>3994569
I like him getting a happy ending despite life being out to get him, that's what makes the best underdog stories, and there is no underdog bigger than Fester ~~as long as you ignore him being helped by Edward and his near limitless funds~~

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/29/19(Sun)18:37:11 No.3994586

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/29/19(Sun)18:37:11 No.3994586

>>3994575
>do everything
>get a bad ending
It ain't fair Edwardchads and Banditbros

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/29/19(Sun)18:42:25 No.3994592

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/29/19(Sun)18:42:25 No.3994592

>>3994586
Dice God sneezed and is now crying in his bed because he ruined the ending for himself, we have to hope he does not bring his wrath upon us in the next quest

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/29/19(Sun)21:15:13 No.3994802

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/29/19(Sun)21:15:13 No.3994802

>>3994586
Fester's bad luck is so strong it finally spilled over to the other two, leaving him with a good end

Anonymous (ID: uc5KBt1F)
12/29/19(Sun)23:05:22 No.3994990

Anonymous (ID: uc5KBt1F) 12/29/19(Sun)23:05:22 No.3994990

>>3994802
We didn't unlock the real ending that's why

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/30/19(Mon)07:20:35 No.3995420

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/30/19(Mon)07:20:35 No.3995420

>>3994802
that's final and absolute proof that the thread was cursed
shouldn't have rolled credits you dunces

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/30/19(Mon)07:45:34 No.3995430

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/30/19(Mon)07:45:34 No.3995430

>>3995420
worth it

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
12/30/19(Mon)07:56:41 No.3995432

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 12/30/19(Mon)07:56:41 No.3995432

>>3994990
Yes

The Ed End

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
12/30/19(Mon)08:10:10 No.3995436

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 12/30/19(Mon)08:10:10 No.3995436

>>3995432
time to buy dlc for that

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/30/19(Mon)11:00:18 No.3995562

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/30/19(Mon)11:00:18 No.3995562

>>3994586
Thats what theoretical future Edward Quest and Bandit Quest are for

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
12/30/19(Mon)14:08:45 No.3995766

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 12/30/19(Mon)14:08:45 No.3995766

>>3995562
Edward quest to get rid of crazy bitches harem

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
12/30/19(Mon)14:13:16 No.3995778

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 12/30/19(Mon)14:13:16 No.3995778

>>3995766
>realizing the recruited rebel is the best girl and abandoning past relationships to marry her
We should Edward quest a reality to make this happen.

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
12/30/19(Mon)16:52:58 No.3996032

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 12/30/19(Mon)16:52:58 No.3996032

>>3995778
This is why the quest wasn't proposed, happy pirate family with Rachelle is the way to go, alongside convincing Rebecca that incest is bad

Anonymous (ID: Gk4RnAF+)
01/03/20(Fri)07:33:11 No.4000090

Anonymous (ID: Gk4RnAF+) 01/03/20(Fri)07:33:11 No.4000090

>soonish
How soon

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
01/03/20(Fri)08:09:47 No.4000103

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 01/03/20(Fri)08:09:47 No.4000103

how soon is soonish boss?

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
01/03/20(Fri)08:37:17 No.4000109

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 01/03/20(Fri)08:37:17 No.4000109

>>4000103
>>4000090
Soon in Blizzard time

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
01/03/20(Fri)09:07:45 No.4000124

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 01/03/20(Fri)09:07:45 No.4000124

of course at the very last moment skeleton island edges out after a long time being second
hmmm

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v)
01/03/20(Fri)09:19:40 No.4000132

Anonymous (ID: 3wXqn+1v) 01/03/20(Fri)09:19:40 No.4000132

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>>4000124

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
01/03/20(Fri)09:45:42 No.4000143

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 01/03/20(Fri)09:45:42 No.4000143

>>4000124
Yes, very suspiciousss

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
01/03/20(Fri)11:41:03 No.4000219

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 01/03/20(Fri)11:41:03 No.4000219

tinfoils are on the rise

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
01/03/20(Fri)21:30:05 No.4001090

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 01/03/20(Fri)21:30:05 No.4001090

>>4000143
and now knight quest suddenly gets 3 votes

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
01/03/20(Fri)21:32:25 No.4001098

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 01/03/20(Fri)21:32:25 No.4001098

using strawpoll might as well be"which quest will be the most rigged"

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
01/04/20(Sat)09:18:22 No.4001834

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 01/04/20(Sat)09:18:22 No.4001834

AAAAAAnd the Curse goes on

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x)
01/04/20(Sat)09:22:38 No.4001836

Anonymous (ID: samx2Y2x) 01/04/20(Sat)09:22:38 No.4001836

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Also don't forget the REAAAAAL winner

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
01/04/20(Sat)09:41:00 No.4001843

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 01/04/20(Sat)09:41:00 No.4001843

>>4001834
>>4001836
OP needs to live in a bubble at this point
He gets sick too easily

Anonymous (ID: 8hvlpTbu)
01/04/20(Sat)10:00:33 No.4001851

Anonymous (ID: 8hvlpTbu) 01/04/20(Sat)10:00:33 No.4001851

>>4001836
Skeleton island. Yesss

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
01/04/20(Sat)10:01:36 No.4001852

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 01/04/20(Sat)10:01:36 No.4001852

because what we need is another multiplayer game when OP has delays

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
01/05/20(Sun)01:52:10 No.4003766

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 01/05/20(Sun)01:52:10 No.4003766

>>4001836
this anon shows the truth

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
01/06/20(Mon)05:07:02 No.4006072

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 01/06/20(Mon)05:07:02 No.4006072

op died from the curse

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
01/08/20(Wed)00:40:11 No.4009170

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 01/08/20(Wed)00:40:11 No.4009170

>>4006072
If you listen closely, sometimes you can hear his voice

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz)
01/11/20(Sat)01:36:17 No.4014712

Anonymous (ID: NJew/wHz) 01/11/20(Sat)01:36:17 No.4014712

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>tie
now what

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX)
01/11/20(Sat)01:37:30 No.4014713

Anonymous (ID: AEblg1PX) 01/11/20(Sat)01:37:30 No.4014713

>>4014712
combination quest maybe?
shotasniffer's skeleton island part 2

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS)
01/11/20(Sat)01:49:49 No.4014739

Anonymous (ID: usozOkiS) 01/11/20(Sat)01:49:49 No.4014739

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>>4014712
what tie

Anonymous (ID: kQnS99a5)
01/11/20(Sat)02:19:29 No.4014781

Anonymous (ID: kQnS99a5) 01/11/20(Sat)02:19:29 No.4014781

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>>4009170
ill draw you something nice if you do knight quest

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ)
01/11/20(Sat)02:27:56 No.4014796

Anonymous (ID: yCD93ocQ) 01/11/20(Sat)02:27:56 No.4014796

>>4014781
pardon

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