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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, Premium Pixiv Porn Pic Plunderer and step-orphan.

PREVIOUSLY:
-Rose met some old friends from high school -- but they're miles apart now, and the reunion was less than happy.
-Cerise learned that when you're a candidate for public office, the skeletons in your closet don't stay locked up.
-Amber made the decision to drop out of school, to spare her friend Will the dangers inherent to knowing her. Maybe it's for the best -- Stackleford has a job as a teacher at North High now.
-Ken Smith revealed that the Japanese government is trying to get info on Sand Reckoner from him. At Chloe's suggestion, the board elected to use him as a willing double agent, feeding him false info, which will worm its way back to the Chinese government also.
-Alex needed Sable's old notes to install the SR-blocking implant, Tiresias. Kay revealed that the notes are under FBI lockup -- and suggested enlisting the help of Noelle to get at them.
-Noelle agreed, and a plan was hatched to catfish slimy FBI agent Hugh Thurston, conning him into getting the notes for her.
-Cerise's bad habits are rubbing off on Gal; Alabaster learned firsthand that she's developed an interest in traps, for example.
-Renee told Amber she would be a good candidate for an eye transplant, but Amber was indifferent. Meanwhile Darkbloom raged at the suggestion that Amber should keep her Sand Reckoner implant, but was overruled.
-Amber joined Alabaster and Cerise as the third of Mom's children to get at that MILFy booty.
-At breakfast, Saul and Charlotte pushed for Cerise and Gal to have an (un)official wedding ceremony. The young couple reluctantly agreed.
-Catfishing Hugh was a success. He arranged to pass Sable's notes to the group during a routine court hearing in the ongoing battle between Darkbloom Analytics and the FBI.
-Tragically, the handoff went south. The Russians somehow knew; and, trying to steal the notes, they shot Saul. They didn't get the notes, but the Mallory family patriarch died.
-For safety, the entire harem is now living at the Nail House.
-Alabaster and Amber had a bizarre episode together in which their implants got caught in a feedback loop and warped their perception of reality.
-Alex successfully installed Tiresias, but when he saw Rose2, he freaked: "she's... she's not real."
-In an interlewd, Alabaster peed inside Vivian (or not), Charlotte was a gamer girl (sans pee), Noelle shared a funny joke with Kay (you had to be there), Amber had a perfectly wholesome tea party (also sans pee), Renee raped a bunny (it was consensual), Gal raped Alabaster and Cerise's self-esteem (it was non-consensual), we saw that Gal has hidden talents (heeeh~), and Vivian made a case for lewding her more often (supported with hard data).
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>>3938754
And here we go again
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I can't believe FIuck Quest is over. ;_;
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>>3938754
First for what even is real anymore
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Season 2/3/4 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)
Season 1 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/rkSCNTEa

Season 1 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Season 2 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/iDiki7kt
Season 3 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/FAC5emid
Season 4 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/0LwgLaHB
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy

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Episode 1 ("Five Petabytes per Second"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3757772

Episode 2 ("Galatea Trick"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3775200

Episode 3 ("2MI DA"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3787986

Episode 4 ("Fooly Chloe"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3818053

Episode 5 ("Jigglypuff"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3832845

Episode 6 ("Ghost in the Shell: Little Sister Complex"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3845974

Episode 7 ("Bubblegum Crisis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3891623

Episode 8 ("Keki's Delivery Service"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3915096

Interlewd 7 ("Fuck x Sis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3915096#p3927685

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AND NOW, EPISODE 9 OF THE END OF FUCK QUEST:
"Neon Weeaboo Catachresis"
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Ready, but also unprepared.
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What did he mean by this?
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I trust in Chloe and you all will regret not believing in her.
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>>3938765
Get on the train and ride.
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When Darkbloom gets home from work that evening, just as he's setting his satchel down on the end table in the foyer, Dalton's wife Karen strolls up to intercept him. It's obvious that she isn't happy. Darkbloom asks: "What's the matter, darling?"

This is the matter: she leads him to the living room where Dalton's 9 year old son is sitting on a recliner, his arms folded, his face red, and his frown deep. Petulant.

Darkbloom kneels to get at eye level with him. He puts a hand on the boy's knee, but the boy refuses to meet his gaze.

"Your mother told me that you got into a fight at school this afternoon."

The boy remains mute and unwilling to look at the man he thinks is his father. To underline the point, he theatrically deepens his frown.

"I want to hear your side of what happened," Darkbloom says. "Please."

"Just ground me!" The boy yells. His voice cracks, like a block of styrofoam snapping. "I don't care!"

"Was it something to do with Hazel?" Darkbloom asks. "I heard that's what your teacher said."

At last, the boy meets his eyes. His explanation comes at dizzying speed, and all in one breath: "Aiden said he saw Hazel steal Harper's joycons but she didn't and so I said so, and then he said that Hazel is ugly and stupid and that she's a thief and said she likes to kiss with Brody who's so annoying and has booger problems and everyone hates him and Aiden only said all that because he's lying and he's jealous that Hazel got a better score than him in the spelling test so he wanted to get her in trouble and make her embarrassed and like everyone thinks she kisses with Brody even if she doesn't because he's gross!"
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>>3938780
Well, I've heard all I need to.

>[x] Kill Aiden
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>>3938780
>playground drama
Is Daddy Darkbloom gonna have to choke a 5th grader?
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>>3938780
Not the first time we killed a child, right?
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>>3938780
What a good brother Hazel has. How worrying.
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"I see," Darkbloom says when the boy's tirade ends. "So what did you do?"

The boy scoots forward in his seat and gets his ruddy face right in Darkbloom's. "I told Aiden to stop spreading lies about Hazel and he said it wasn't a lie so I punched him! And I'm not sorry and I would do it again and I'll punch him again tomorrow if I see him and he doesn't take it back!"

"You're not sorry?" Darkbloom says.

The boy pounds a limp fist against the leather cushion upon which he sits. "I'm not! I won't let Aiden tell lies about Hazel and I don't care if you want to put me on grounded because I don't even need to play video games!"

Darkbloom slowly strokes the boy's arm a few times, from his shoulder down to his elbow, to calm his rage. "You protected your sister's honor. I'm proud of you, Finn."

Dalton's wife begins to say something, but Darkbloom, still watching for Finn's next reaction, cuts her off by holding up his hand.

"So I'm not on grounded?" Finn asks, hopeful.

"Oh, yes -- of course you are," Darkbloom says, and can't help smiling, if only a little. "I'm revoking your privileges for a week. No television, no video games, and no computer or tablet except when you do homework. You may still go outside, or read."

"But you said I was right! That's not fair!"

"Sometimes in this life you get punished for doing the right thing, Finn." He stands. "Yes, I am proud of you. But fighting can get you kicked out school -- I pay good money to send you there. Don't hit that boy again. You taught him a lesson he won't soon forget, and I think you'll find that this is the end of it if you leave the matter alone."

"I hate you! I hate you!"

"I'm sure you do," Darkbloom says. The cell phone in his pocket vibrates. Grimacing, he takes it out and checks the screen; as meanwhile Finn's blurred form zips past -- to thud and patter up the stairs and into his room and slam his door.

>Calling: Alabaster Soliloquy

Darkbloom sighs. He would dearly love to leave Alabaster hanging, that wanton moron. But he can't. What implicates Alabaster also implicates his beloved daughters -- all four of them. He picks up the call, but says nothing into the receiver. No matter -- it's Alabaster who speaks right away.

"You need to come here. We have a serious problem."

SEASON 4 OP: https://vimeo.com/354421891
SEASON 4 OP (Creditless): https://vimeo.com/354421989
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>>3938787
Time will tell if it'll evolve into an Ally/Cerise relationship, or Vasily/Mara.
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Special announcement:

I'm currently projecting that the final episode will be somewhere between episode 13-15, depending on how things develop. This estimate could change, however.

Please wait warmly.

Here is a song I considered using for season 4's OP or ED at one point. The imagery in the video is spookily on point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9EWsmaIwTs
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>>3938780
>[Hazel[ likes to kiss with Brody who's so annoying and has booger problems and everyone hates him
Finn did nothing wrong.
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>>3938807
>fq will likely end in 2020
Fuck
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"But I feel real..."

Rose2 sucks nervously on a Capri Sun, the tiny yellow straw between her lips, both her hands squeezing the foil bag. She sits upon the couch in the living room, all eyes on her, and she obviously doesn't like being the center of attention in this way. The annoying "dah-DAH, dah-DAH" of the Smash Bros results screen plays on the TV on a continuous loop in the background, as every single person in the Nail House stares her down. (At least she finally beat Noelle's Ganondorf.)

"You're real," Amber tells her. She sits down next to her older sister and loops an arm around her shoulder. "Don't let any of these fuckers tell you otherwise."

Rose2 makes a nervous, but appreciative, murmur.

Amber lifts her eyepatch and takes a quick peek at Rose2, through grain and through the pain. She delivers her assessment: "Yep. Real."

"I'm so sorry, but..." Alex begins.

Amber, hugging her sister even tighter, growls at him. Literally, she growls. Guess that's an inherited trait. You've seen Mom do the same to threatening people.

"What do you see, when you look at her?" You ask. "You say she's not real -- but what does that mean? Do you think she's, what, a robot? A hallucination? What?"

"I don't know..." Alex says. "I mean, I see her. I see her perfectly fine. Rosie is right there on the couch for me, same as for all of you. She's fine. She's --" He turns and looks at her. "Rosie, you're fine. You're the same nice, sweet, cute girl I've always known!"

"T-thank you..." she replies. She sucks her straw.

"But when I look at you, something's wrong. It's the same way I can spot a deep fake. I can't explain it." He kneels and takes her hand. "I don't know what it means. I wish I did. It's not your fault..."

Cerise folds her arms. "Well I disagree."

"What do you mean?" He asks.

She shifts her weight, and puts her hands on her hips. She speaks past Alex, to Rose2: "You've got shit taste in everything and you're an obnoxious fuck about it, too." (Rose2 winces visibly at this). "But I've gotten used to thinking of you as my little sister. Little sisters are supposed to be annoying anyway."

"Hai..." she mumbles. It was impossible any longer to conceal from Rose2 the truth of the relationship between you and her; and while Cerise may have had months to adjust to thinking of Rose2 as a sister, Rose2 has had only a few minutes for the same. This is all too much for the poor girl to process.

"So you have no memory of anything other than the life you've always known?" Dr. Carte asks. "No flashes of anything else?"

"No," Rose2 says softly. She's done with her Capri Sun, and now she blows the empty drink sac up with air, and sucks the air back out, over and again, like a traveler with an airsickness bag. "I'm just-- just Rose2."

"You're Rose, dear," Mom says firmly.

"R-right. Sorry. I got used to Rose2."

"Stay used to it," Rose says. You slap her across the back of the head. She shoves you.

"will you two please stop" Gal says. "so annoying"
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>>3938807
Fuck Quest is going to save/ruin Christmas, this is actually unbelievable.

>>3938822
>"will you two please stop" Gal says. "so annoying"
I can't WAIT for the day Gal actually forces someone to suck her dick.
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>>3938822
>"will you two please stop" Gal says. "so annoying"
Gal channeling Armstrong will be most entertaining
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>>3938822
Also, can't help but notice he didn't say anything about Mom, so that's that.
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>>3938780
>>3938789
Darkbloom's family life is really adorable

>>3938807
Fuck yeah
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Unhappy intrusion, now: David Darkbloom enters via the front door, having apparently been let in by the guards outside. Tugging the lapels of his blazer, he strides purposefully into the living room and asks: "What's going on?"

"Let yourself in why don't you," you mutter.

"Do not start," he says. "You are the one who told me to come."

Alex fills him in. He nods along.

"And Mom," you add grimly. "He thinks Mom is a deep fake, too."

Alex turns back and glances her way now; Mom's expression is steely and skeptical. "I'm sorry, Ms. Catachresis, but yes--"

"Bullshit," Amber says. "How can they be fake, but not me? I'm her daughter for fuck's sake."

"Or Camelia..." Charlotte says. Amber flips her off.

"Don't be crude," Charlotte says. "Either way, I do consider you family -- and as your elder, I have the authority to punish you..."

"This all goes back to Sable Guiteau," Kay says, drawing the room's attention. "You remember -- that day at Gal's apartment. What she told you, Alabaster. That the world changed on the night of June 1st, 2018. When David Darkbloom died and Cerise got Penelope put inside her skull. That night... something shifted. Sable thought she knew what. Well, of course she did. She had that thing inside her telling her what." Kay sits on a beanbag chair, tents her fingers in her lap as she leans forward. "For a brief moment before she went into a coma, Cerise had the entire power of Sand Reckoner at her disposal. It's the only time any person ever has. According to Sable, she would have had the power to alter reality -- potentially. And what did Cerise Soliloquy want more than anything in the world? Her family back." She meets Cerise's gaze. Cerise slowly nods, agreeing to the premise. "Maybe --" Kay says, "imperfectly -- maybe you conjured the Catachresis family from whole cloth." Then, looking Darkbloom's way: "is that possible?"

"Nothing is impossible at this juncture," he says, his voice deflated, like a soldier with shellshock.

"It could be why the Russians are so hellbent on them," Noelle says. "If they're some sort of nexus for all of Sand Reckoner's... weird bullshit... for lack of a better word."

"Mom..." you say. "Is it-- do you really think you could be-- fake--?"

Her reply is instant. She hugs you tight. "As if I care what a bunch of egoistic eggheads playing God would tell me! I'm your mother. You're my son. That's all there is to it, and nothing is going to change that!" She drags Cerise into the embrace, too -- beckons Amber and Rose2 to join it, also: mama bear with the cubs. "And -- and if any darn Russians or anyone else thinks they can hurt any of you -- they'll have to go through me first!"

That is Mom's final decision on the matter, it seems.
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>>3938822
You can't just come out and tell a girl she's not real. Yeesh.

>>3938832
>mom too
Figured as much. Oof.

... does this mean the Rose2 Ally took to prom is dead?
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>>3938832
;_;
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Clattering and voices from the backyard draw everyone's attention. With trepidation gripping you, you peek out the sliding glass doors -- but what you find is just a work crew. They're busy setting up a portable gazebo, folding chairs, a dancefloor, bunting and other decorations.

They're the crew that Rose hired for Cerise and Gal's wedding, almost immediately after you had all agreed with Saul to have it on Tuesday. Amid all the horror and craziness after that conversation at breakfast, you'd almost forgotten. Now, Tuesday is only two days away.

"Fuckin' A," Whitney grumbles. "Jimbo needs to start letting me know when he buzzes people through. Noelle does."

"I do," Noelle agrees.

"You do! Exactly. Go out there and kick his ass for me, yeah? Teach him how to guard better."

"I'll tell them to get out of here," you say, starting towards the backyard door.

But Cerise stops you. "No," comes her voice, firm and decisive.

You furrow your brow. "Are you kidding? You mean you actually want to have the wedding?"

"It's what Mr. Mallory wanted," Cerise says. "Yes."

Her tone makes clear that she won't be swayed.

"Thank you, Cerise," Rose tells her softly. "I know it would mean a lot to him."

Of course, the bride-to-already-be is less enthused. Gal stares at her feet.
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>>3938845
;_;7
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Darkbloom gets everyone's attention. "Glad tidings to the newlyweds, but we need to stay focused. Somehow, there is an unaccountable aberration in the fabric of reality -- tracing back to Sand Reckoner. We would do well to figure out what the hell it is, and how our enemies intend to exploit it..."

"Our implants," Amber says, to you. "That night when we saw into each other-- didn't you feel like--"

You know what she'll say: like you needed more manpower. It's true. Everyone you know with a Sand Reckoner implant is here, now: you, Amber, Gal, Vivian, and her father. Could you daisy chain them together and learn something more?

Then again, that comes with so many unknowns, and that equals risk. Even when it was only you and Amber -- and earlier, when you used to have similar experiences with Gal -- you felt like you might drown in the influx of data that came with linking implants. Who's to say that adding more to the mix wouldn't be fatal, rather than revelatory?

[ ] Try it -- link your implants together.
[ ] Pursue a more traditional approach, and try to track down the Russians targeting you using your wealth and influence instead. Meanwhile, have Alex research deeper into what's going on.
[ ] Some other strategy?
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>>3938865
>[x] Try it -- link your implants together.
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>>3938865
>[x] Try it -- link your implants together.
This feels like a terrible idea, but fuck it. Let's become a human centipede of knowledge
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>>3938865
>[x] Try it -- link your implants together.
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>>3938865
>[x] Try it -- link your implants together.
DO IT DO IT DO IT
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>>3938865
I
Fuck
I'm so fucking curious.
This feels so fucking dangerous.

We've basically already been doing the second option, and our backs are to the wall at this point. We don't know how long we have more more bodies start piling up?

But last time we were offered the choice to turn on SR, it was a total trap. Is there any way the Russians can turn this against us?
...
>[x] Try it -- link your implants together.
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>>3938865
>[ ] Try it -- link your implants together.
How terrifying.
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>>3938865
>[x] Try it -- link your implants together.
feeling D I E tonight
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>>3938886
I don't think it could be a Russian trap, but there are plenty of ways it could lead to tragedy.

>[X] Try it -- link your implants together.
So let's do it anyway
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>>3938865
>[ ] Try it -- link your implants together.
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>>3938865
>[ ] Try it -- link your implants together.
Fuck, maybe the intricacies of Alex's SR cloaking chip, or Chloe's SR setup are small pieces of a puzzle that can help, but I just have no idea how to apply them with what I know.

Which is next to nothing.
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>[x] Try it -- link your implants together.

Closing and writing.
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>>3938897
The only thing I can think of is turning Penelope back on to full power and linking it up as the master unit in the master-slave dynamic that Xi Shi has going on - but that puts Darkbloom in charge of the rest of us, and fuck that.
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>>3938898
Also if this is the decision that winds up fucking us, let it be known that we charged into it unanimously.
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>>3938898
Nothing ominous. Which has me concerned that something terrible is going to happen.
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>>3938789
>Darkbloom sighs. He would dearly love to leave Alabaster hanging, that wanton moron. But he can't. What implicates Alabaster also implicates his beloved daughters -- all four of them.

Wait wut?
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>>3938916
Remember, he considers everyone with an implant one of his children. So in this case, Vivian, Whitney, Amber, and Gal.
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What'll it be tonight, /fq/? I've got a backlog of Mario Maker levels to make, and finally watching Kobayashi's Maid Dragon. I really want to get /ss/'d by Lucoa!
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>>3938954
Stardew Valley, grinding to endgame on a new file before the update in a couple days.
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>>3938954
Playing Natdex OU on Pokemon Showdown dynamax ban when
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>[x] Try it -- link your implants together.

"Idiot! Idiot! Don't do this!" Rose is repeatedly pounding your shoulders with balled-up fists as you pull away from a hug with her and get down on your knees on the living room floor. She's the only person who's seen, from the outside, the effect that doing this has on a person; and she's worried for your well-being. Over her protests, you insist that this is the only way -- you need information.

Mom, Cerise, and Rose2 watch on with an equal measure of concern, although they're not so violent about it; Whitney massages Vivian's shoulders and doesn't seem any more confident in this scheme, either.

"We'll break the chain if it gets too intense," Dr. Carte assures you. "No matter what happens, we won't let any of you get hurt."

"How can you promise that?" Rose yells. "You don't know anything! You're all idiots!"

You array yourselves like a human sine wave: two facing every one, from either direction, in a closed circle.

Your eyes are closed. You hold each other by the arms, and you draw deep, bracing breaths. It feels like an occult ritual, honestly -- and in a way, maybe it is.

"Are you ready?" Darkbloom asks.

As if reading one another's minds, you all respond by opening your eyes, all at the same time -- and focusing.
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>>3938975
Isn't that game just Harvest Moon without the cute anime girls? What does endgame entail?

>>3938980
I haven't played competitive Pokemon since the weather cancer of Gen V, how is it now? The shitshow that is the actual games notwithstanding.
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>>3938981
Is it bad that the first thing I did after reading this was check the catalog for a second thread?
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LETS GET TARGARYEN ON THIS
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You're falling, again. But this time you're not dropping headfirst like a diver off the North Tower. You're drifting gently down like trained skydivers forming a ring, the wind rippling vicously past you as you bellyflop through the stratosphere. It's cold, bitterly cold, and looking down you see not the warm sea of data awaiting you but a nearly featureless white plain, with only a few dark shadows created by the dunes to tell you that it's an arctic snowscape. What happens when you collide with it?

You ignore that for now. You look from face to face. They're as bewildered as you are, and they're equally trying to keep their attention away from the oncoming deadly collective thwack against the tundra. Over the roar of your own acceleration through the air, you can hear a steady thrum, a whirring hum, like the gentle whine of a processor getting overtaxed by a certain resource-hungry process. The data in its infinite multitudinous barrage is resolving into the phantom outlines of information you can use.

But you still can't sort it. Vivian blinks rapidly, like a television losing its vertical tracking. Gal vibrates. Darkbloom is trying to speak, but he can't speak at all -- his mouth, when he opens it, is a featureless void. You try to rouse Amber and get her attention, but she's flickering in and out, and whenever she flickers in, she's shrieking; and then she's blue, and then she's red, and then she's blue... you see... you see:

Cerise, at almost 8 AM, knocking you on the forehead and warning you you'll be late...

Dr. Carte sorrowfully explaining that she needed to knock you out to collect a sample of your essence... she has you strapped to a metal table in a closet at school...

Vivian Darkbloom competing with you at quiz bowl... Dr. Carte coaching you...

A foodfight... an airport shootout...

An absurd confrontation with a robotic Dalton Cantor, falling off a roof... dying?...

Waking up in North High, but it's not North High, it's an illusion of North High. You're there, and you're there again in duplicate, but far away, disembodied and unreachable. Like values outside the domain of a function, is Alex's way of putting it. You wouldn't be able to speak to your clones over there even if you tried.
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>>3938998
It's here. It's fucking here.
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>>3938983
Still lots of fun, although singles formats are really starting to show the strain of Gamefreak designing for doubles. Dynamax and Z-moves are both arguably broken in any meta where protect isn't on everything, although at least Dynamax seems to stand a decent chance of getting banned. You probably left right before the best gen for comp desu, megas were/are great and permaweather died a very necessary death.

>>3938981
Fear.
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>>3938983
It’s pretty much just better harvest moon and by end game I just mean the main objective of the game and loads of money and the farm infrastructure to keep producing loads of money. No anime girls, that would be a franchise called Rune Factory
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But beside you, Sable is also here, and she notices you. She turns and looks at you. "Alabaster. Where... are we?"

"You tell me," you beg. "Is this -- is this the lighthouse? Is this what you were telling us about?"

"How could I know?!" She shrieks. "Where have you taken me--"

She's gone again.

You're standing now in the grand lobby of Darkbloom Analytics, reduced to flaming rubble, the enormous oil portrait of David Darkbloom lying amid it and also in flames, dozens of employees dead at your feet, klaxons wailing. It stinks of sulfur and something else, something that smells so strongly you can taste it, bitter and pungent, and sour, metallic. You see you running by. The version of you running neither sees nor acknowledges this version of you.

This is somehow a glimpse of both future and past. Or maybe something aside. An Alabaster aside yourself. The arrow of entropy is all fucked-up here, isn't it? It doesn't point decisively in one direction or another. Then, chasing you, comes a man you can put a name to although you've never met him: Alyosha Kerimov, the father of Mara Darkbloom.

Remember that name, Alabaster Soliloquy, it's probably important.
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>>3938998
Is it time? At long last, are we finally back?
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>>3939006
It happened. I knew it had to happen. And it happened.
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>>3939006
what the fuck
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>>3938998
ABORT BEFORE WE GET STUCK IN PALAU
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>>3939006
WELP
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You snap out of it. Not back to the real world. Back to your rapid descent towards the snow. You're much closer to touchdown now. You can see the contours of the ridges in the ice, the way the wind has blown little dugouts and solid eddies into it. The others aren't so lucid, but still trapped in their own private hells, whatever it is they're seeing. In her sleep, Amber continues to shriek, and Vivian foams at the mouth. They're swapping places, Amber and Vivian are, instantaneously, as if teleporting back and forth. Gal gurgles, and her whole body is melting, like an ice cream cone, the droplets of her trailing behind her falling body. Darkbloom, his voidlike mouth having engulfed most of his face, seems to awaken; he makes the terrible mistake of letting go of Gal's hand to his right, to turn and grip Vivian's to his left, to shake her, and with the last of his strength try to wake her. This puts the foot on the accelerator and hurtles you all like a careening car off a cliff, towards the surface at mach speed. The moon is big and bright and full. Growing like a malignant obelisk from out of the white is a black tower -- a lighthouse -- old and in disrepair, filling your entire field of view. You scream. And microseconds before you splatter against the ground, you wake up again; for real.
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>>3939017
AAAAAAAAAA
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>>3939017
>filename
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khodovarikha
Not necessarily relevant, but possibly worth keeping in mind
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>>3939025
>>3939017
That thing is fucking REAL? It's fucking terrifying looking.
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>>3939028
Fitting for the universe's most cursed object.
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>>3939017
The timing of this post is intentional.

This episode marks the beginning of the end. This is the final hurdle in our quest, and the day is now the 24th of November, 2019.

11/24
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>>3939040
Motherfucker
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>>3939040
I hate it!
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>>3939040
Oh god.
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They pulled the ripcord just in time. Rose pushed you over, Whitney pushed Vivian over, and Cerise pushed Gal over. Now as you shiver and vomit, you see Dr. Carte shoving wads of cotton up Vivian's nostrils, to stem a massive nosebleed; and Mom embraces Amber in a bear hug to still the awful tremors wracking her body. Cerise kisses Gal again and again -- who's probably the best off out of all of you, everything considered, although she's shaking and jabbering incoherently.

Rose is holding onto you like you'll float away the second she lets up, despite the mess you've made by puking. Whitney is crying, weeping in fact, and shouting obscenities at everyone who convinced her this was a great idea.

David Darkbloom has no one to baby him, he just lies there on his back, rocking side to side, his face a mess of blood and snot. It's Kay who finally takes a measure of pity on him, going to his side, and dabbing his face with a handkerchief. As he becomes cognizant again, he thanks her. And then with Kay's assistance he weakly rises to his butt, leaning against the couch to keep himself propped up, and panting, he meets your eyes. With one hand he clutches the fabric of the seat cushion. He grimaces.

"What'd you see?" You ask him.

"Ms. Vera's theory is right. Cerise changed everything."
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>>3939056
You are Cerise Soliloquy, universe manipulator and Furby surgeon
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>>3939056
All she wanted was her family back ;_;
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I REALLY want to know what everyone else saw
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>>3939056
Why is he grimacing.
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>>3939067
Probably because he's in pain like the rest of us?
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>>3939067
He experienced all the times Alabaster had sex with anyone with an implant.
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>>3939073
May have confused grimace with a smirk.
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3 AM, Cerise is sitting at the dining room table by herself, writing on a piece of paper under the dimmed overhead lights. Some sixth sense woke you up and brought you out here; this must be why.

You sit down across from her, cracking open a can of soda. As Cerise focuses on writing, you take a moment to snoop from afar. Cerise's handwriting -- a bizarre amalgam you can only describe as sloppy-neat -- fills the margins. You read aloud, with difficulty since it's upside-down and hard enough to decipher even when rightside-up: "I never thought I would get married, and I definitely never thought I would get married to a--"

Cerise flips the paper over so you can't spy anymore. "Fuck off."

You take a swig. "I should be the one mad at you, here. If the Catachresis family is your doing, that means Rose2 is how you see yourself, and so Amber is how you see me. In other words, your psyche rendered me as a girl. That's fucked up."

"I don't know what I did or didn't do!" Cerise insists. "Anyway, Amber is just Amber. She's not part of whatever I did-or-didn't make that night, at least according to Alex. So quit your bitching."

"Oh, gee, that's so much better. You didn't even recreate me in your ideal world!" She tosses the cap of her beer bottle at you. You laugh. "Anyway, I know you're hard on yourself, and perpetually depressed and everything, but man -- if you think of yourself as Rose2, you've gotta go into therapy or something."

Cerise peers at your, fist on cheek. "Do you think it's true? Did I fuck reality?"

"No," you say. "David Darkbloom fucked reality. Sable Guiteau fucked reality. It just happened to go through you as the conduit. It could have been anyone."

"How's Rose2?" Cerise asks.

"Shaken. But doing better. Sleeping with Mom tonight."

Cerise quirks an eyebrow.

"Chastely," you add.

"How about that little bitch who calls you Daddy?"

"Sleeping with Rose tonight."

Another quirked eyebrow.

"Definitely not chastely."

"Are you glad..." Cerise begins. "...that it worked out, like this?"

"I have to be, right?"

She shrugs. "I even fucked up my reality fuck-up. I couldn't bring Dad back, for instance... and instead of Mom being just our Mom, she's some other family's Mom, too... it's all screwed up."
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>>3939106
>...your psyche rendered me as a girl. That's fucked up.
I have a mighty need.
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>>3939106
>>3939116
>Definitely not chastely.
Same.
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"Excited for the wedding?" You ask, by way of changing subjects.

"God no."

So tsuntsun.

"I still don't know what I'm gonna say... and who's gonna be my maid of honor? There's too much to plan for, and not enough time."

"Dr. Carte, right?" You say. "Isn't she your maid of honor?"

"No," Cerise says. "She's Gal's."

"Oh. Well, how about Whitney?"

"She can't be."

"Why not?"

Cerise cocks her head. "You... don't know?"

You squint suspiciously. "No. Know what?"

She laughs. "You'll see, I guess. In any case no, Whitney can't be my maid of honor."

"How about your trusty sidekick, Besuto?"

She laughs. "I'd love to, but Gal wants him for a bridesmaid. She's a complete freak. Weirds me out."

You frown at her.

"What?" She says, as if she genuinely doesn't see the hypocrisy.

You move on. "Rose?"

Cerise rubs her elbow. "Um... well, maybe -- but..." she's definitely trying to be diplomatic in saying no.

"Why not?" You sputter. "You don't want Rose to be your maid of honor? What's wrong with picking her, huh?"

"I just--" she begins, then seeing the anger in your eyes, she slaps the table and says: "God, don't get so fucking pissy just because I don't want your cuntass wife standing right beside me at my wedding! It's my wedding, Alabaster, not yours!"

"Fine," you grouse. "Well, I don't know who else you've got to work with then. Ask Noelle or someone."

"Helpful as always," Cerise says. "I don't know why I even try to talk about my problems with you."

[ ] "Well -- there is one more option..."
[ ] Keep your trap shut.
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>>3939137
>>[x] "Well -- there is one more option..."
M I G H T Y
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>>3939137
>[x] "Well -- there is one more option..."
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>>3939137
>[x] Keep your trap shut.
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>>3939137
[x] "Well -- there is one more option..."
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>>3939137
>"You... don't know?"
I can only assume this means that Whitney is the best man and is once again organizing the bachelor party. How exciting.

>[x] "Well -- there is one more option..."

Oh my god this had better be leading towards what I think it is.
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Wait, was Cerise the cause of our sewer bomb fuckery at the end of season 2?
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>>3939137
>[X] Smatters
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>>3939137
>[X] Keep your trap shut.
I'm not against the alternative, but I like the idea of free reign, here.
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>>3939150
Cerise is the reason the bombs didn't explode and kill us and everyone else still inside DA. The entire reason she begged Gal to install Penelope into her was to discern the PGP code necessary to disable Camelia's dead man's switch.
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>>3939137
>[ ] "Well -- there is one more option..."
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>>3939137
>[ ] "Well -- there is one more option..."
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>[x] "Well -- there is one more option..."

You suggest it sarcastically, but Cerise takes it seriously, and it makes her so happy that it would break your heart to tell her you didn't mean it. Somehow you've talked yourself into the stupidest decision of your life.

Cerise is smiling, though, and hugging you over and over again, and telling you that now she actually is excited for her wedding.

You aren't.

---

It's been a crazy night -- a crazy past couple of nights. Lots of girls are in need of some healing.

[ ] Mom and Rose2.
[ ] Cerise and Gal.
[ ] Amber and Rose.
[ ] Charlotte.
[ ] Vivian.
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>>3939164
>Cerise is smiling, though, and hugging you over and over again, and telling you that now she actually is excited for her wedding.
D'awww

>[x] Charlotte.
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>>3939164
>[ ] Charlotte.
Hardest vote of the night.
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>>3939164
Random number generator go!
>3
>[x] Amber and Rose.
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>>3939164
>[x] Vivian
I'm voting with my heart, although I don't expect to win.
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>>3939164
>[X] Charlotte.
She needs more healing than most right now.
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>>3939164
>[x] Charlotte.
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>>3939164
Of all of them, this is my absolute favorite Touka image.


>[x] Amber and Rose.
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>>3939164
Cerise and Gal
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>>3939164
Moms are in my mind, but which one though?

>[x] Charlotte.
Next time oyakodon bingo, next time.
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>>3939164
>[ ] Mom and Rose2.
Guys... I have to
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>[x] Charlotte.

Got it. Let's go see our rental mommy.

Do you want to have a hand, or go in solo?
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>>3939186
Solo.
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>>3939186
Rose: Origin

I will never turn down this kind of oyakodon.
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>>3939186
Can we get Rose in here too for some family healing?
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>>3939188
Invite Cerise
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>>3939186
Solo.
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>>3939186
Rose. They both need it in these trying times.
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>>3939186
>[x] Have a hand

There's quite a few girls who haven't had a scene with Charlotte yet. I'll vote
>[x] Whitney
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>>3939186
But Rose is sleeping with Amber! We wouldn't rob her of that comfort would we?

>[x] Both.
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>>3939186
>Noelle
I'm sure they have a couple things to work out.
But I'll be fine with anything.
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>>3939164
Alabaster's the maid of honor, isn't he?
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>>3939186
>[X] Whitney
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>>3939198
>>3939195

I retract this vote in favor of Chart-Anon's knowledge and truth.

>[x] Whitney
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>>3939191
Retracting my losing vote for Whitney.
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>>3939186
>alone
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>>3939186
Solo. She needs some one-on-one
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I've already begun, but I'll cut the voting off here; please wait warmly.
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>>3939186
>[X] Rose
The chicken or the egg, who cums first?
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>>3939238
We already answered this question! They came at the same time!
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>Whitney votes outta nowhere
I sometimes think that everybody's first love-pile should be with Ally and Whitney...
>>3939243
Not according to Vivian!
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>>3939238
>>3939243
>>3939254
If you wanna get technical, the cock what's gotta come first for makin' the egg and all.
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>>3939254
Follower of the commandments of Whitney I see
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>>3939259
I am not sure you know how chickens work.
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Wait hang on did we just have Alabaster go trap mode.
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>>3939290
Can't get anything past you.
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>>3939290
Most likely, yes
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>>3939292
>>3939295
My body is ready, I have acquired more power, I feel like a purple Pikmin, and I am now motivated.
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>>3939303
Calm down, Reggie.
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Going back through the old episodes at the moment

Vivian in Episode 2
>"If you think that lesbian can protect you, you are wrong. This is not the end of our relationship. I am going to hunt you down, Alabaster. I am going to break you like a wild horse. I am going to burn you to embers. I am going to bend you over and make you my bitch."

Vivian in Interlewd 7
>"As you can see, if this pattern of inequity continues, then the annualized semen shortfall projected for fiscal year 2020, assuming a generous interest rate of 13.5% compounded monthly, will be a staggering 2.41 liters."

How far she's come.
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>>3939336
Isn't she great?
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>>3939263
All I know is that Whitney always seems to be more enthusiastic about Alabaster having a bunch of girls to play with compared to Ally himself.
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>>3939393
>them digits
Let us bang them all this night and make her proud
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https://pastebin.com/tr4MAVH0
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>>3939402
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
FUCK THE PAIN AWAY
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>>3939402
Now that's what I call a happy ending
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>>3939402
ENFORCE THE RULES, WHITNEY.
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>>3939410
Okay, Death Grips
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>>3939402
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>>3939402
Meanwhile, Renee's mommy rivalry senses are spiking.
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>>3939402
The good shit
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What did you see, Amber?

You saw the entire history of you.

It's all true: you're Camelia. You're the terrorist who revealed David Darkbloom's crimes to the world and murdered him for everyone to see. He got what he deserved. You'd do it all again.

What else did you see?

Something you haven't revealed to the others yet: that the reason Cerise's little reality-rewriting traipse with Sand Reckoner got so fucked up, is because of you. You interfered with it. Her desire, to have her family back; and yours, to have a normal life - - melded. Like that poor motherfucker in the movie The Fly, they became grafted one to the other, and made this weird amalgamated mess, the Catachresis family.

You feel really guilty.

Was this part of the plan? You can't see that clearly into the heart of your past self, even aided by that implant of yours, which in theory you shared with that version of you. But you suspect that something has gone off the rails. Even the best laid plans always go awry. Now you're really cast adrift, you all are, in a reality that seems to come more and more untethered by the day.

Well, you always wanted revolution. The big one's coming.

It's made you weirdly horny, too. After a long session with Daddy and Mommy (can you call her that? She doesn't object to it anymore) -- you're sapped. They were in a fighting spirit when Daddy came back stinking like Charlotte, and they wound up taking it out on you. But even despite that somewhat painful session, you sneak out of bed, down the hall, and to Cerise's room.

You knock on the door, softly. The girl who answers is the one you wanted: Galatea.

"What did you see?" You ask her, whispering.

"you"

"Me? Or -- me? Which me, I mean."

"just you," Gal says.

You twirl an index finger in your hair. "Not blue Camelia?"

"you were red... i missed you, camelia... or -- do you still want to be amber"

You hold her face. She's about as tall as you, although she's so mousy that it doesn't seem like it. "Call me anything. I missed you, too. I remember enough to know that I really mean it, now... will you kiss me?"

She kisses you. And then she drags you into the room with her.
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>>3939448
o fuck
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>>3939448
i am fully prepared to get nothing after this.
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>>3939448
Precious gays
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I think I'll retire for now. Wedding bells, at last, Sunday night -- for everyone's favorite gal pals. And maybe a few pleasant surprises on top of it.

>>3939452
What do you want, IatM? Maybe I can make it happen.
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>>3939461
Good work tonight, OP-sama. See you soon!
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>>3939461
>What do you want, IatM? Maybe I can make it happen.
I don't even know anymore! The circumstances surrounding this scenario are far removed from anything I could have possibly imagined. This is a different sort of debauchery than what I had in mind.
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The time is 4:21 AM.
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I was trying to think what that trippy Sand Reckoner sequence reminded me of. Now I know.

Alabaster got incepted. Discuss.
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Strange that Alex's implant seems to only detect when an entire person was conjured up and not smaller modifications like how Amber slightly de-aged and re-virgined herself (and there would probably be some detectable residue from her old-new-eye too). Though I guess he could have noticed and commented on it off screen or not at all.
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>>3939597
We should ask him directly about that.
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>>3939597
I think there's more to Red Camelia/Blue Camelia than whatever's going on with Mom and Rose2. I have a vague feeling that Blue Camelia might be the final boss in this story.
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>>3938780
>>3938789
>Finn is an Irish name meaning "fair" or "white"

Oh no. Oh nooo.
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>>3939864
Finn's gonna grow up into a harem protag someday
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>>3938780
>>3938789

God I love seeing Dadbloom
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>>3939864
>>3939903
Fuck Quest Alternative, the tale of a boy who must defeat the charismatic bodysnatcher masquerading as his father while upholding his childhood friend's joycon honor.
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>>3940187
But we all know Hazel's going to be the main character. She's already seen her "father" spring into action at the behest of that strange redheaded woman in the eyepatch, after all.
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>>3940187
>>3940199
Obviously it'll be a split POV like this season.

With the added bonus of switching POVs during an incest scene?
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>>3939461
>And maybe a few pleasant surprises on top of it.
I could use some pleasant surprises after the mindfuck.
>>3939736
I don't know if I would go that far, but I imagine she will pop up again as a stumbling block. At least Camelia's actions around Sand Reckoner are making a little more sense.
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https://pastebin.com/r0LtWQxh
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>>3940541
o fuk
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>>3940541
Fun side note.

While writing this scene, I had a brain fart and couldn't remember the brand name of Hitachi wands, so I googled "japanese magic wand." This is what popped up!
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>>3940547
How deep does this go, OP? What have you unleashed?
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>>3940541
>"no"
Perfect. Gal is killing it this season.
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Coming in to work on Monday is a weird experience. The FBI security checkpoint in the front lobby has been there ever since Whitney took over as CEO; but no longer. Now, for the first time since David Darkbloom's death, you get to step past the badge swipe and the turnstiles without going through the song-and-dance of re-verifying your identity to feds in blue windbreakers on the other side.

You glance heavenward and silently tell Saul thanks.

Down in the R&D dungeon, Alex begins to reconstruct Diogenes in earnest. He and Dr. Carte make a good duo. As they clack away at their computer stations, you gaze at a whiteboard full of Alex's doodles and notes, and ask: "What is the actual difference, anyway -- between Sand Reckoner and Diogenes?"

Alex leans his upper half around his monitor. Although even as he looks at you and speaks to you, he doesn't stop typing. "Sand Reckoner can give you information at a glance, but it's only as good as the data it receives. GIGO: garbage in, garbage out. It's like being trapped inside the Chinese Room -- if you have a bad dictionary, you'd never know that you're mistranslating the characters slid under the jamb."

"...What?" You say.

Alex keeps going. "Diogenes mediates what you discern... it filters out the garbage. It tells you what's original, and what isn't."

"Isn't that Tiresias?" You ask.

"Hmm-- no. More powerful. Tiresias just makes Sand Reckoner blind to me. As a side effect, it can show me where Sand Reckoner has been used... but it won't tell me anything more than that. We still don't know the truth of the Catachresises, do we? Only a vague outline."

"It won't... erase them or anything crazy like that, will it?" You ask.

Alex is silent for a turn. He stops typing. "We don't want to erase them," he says.

"Of course not."

"So -- we won't."

That isn't good enough. You press him: "But could it?"

Alex sighs. "In theory, Diogenes can counteract anything Sand Reckoner has wrought. In theory. A basic example: if the Sand Reckoner platform is used to construct a deep fake, Diogenes can be used to remove the video's fictive elements. It can reverse anything assembled by Sand Reckoner."

"What if the wrong person gets their hands on it?" You say.

"The wrong people already have," Alex responds. "And they will again... if we don't get to it first."

"Ever play King of the Hill, Alabaster?" Dr. Carte asks.
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>>3940602
Hoo boy.
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>>3940602
Son of a fuck
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You had intended to find Rose2 in the rec area, the place she usually haunts (seeing as she does nothing useful at this company) -- to check on her and see how she's doing. But on your way past a certain room, you get a certain psychic tingle at the back of your skull, and stop, and peek in. It's the creepy blacklit room of tanning booths, just across from the sauna. Inside, sequestered in one of the windowed sarcophagi, skin lit blue by UV lamps, lies Qiangxiang, wearing a bikini, and sunglasses, on her back, arms at her side, like she's lounging on a towel at a beach in Palau.

You rudely press the emergency release on the outside of the tanning bed. The UV lights cut out and the lid pops open. You lean over the opening. Qiangxiang has no reaction, positive or negative; does not even raise her sunglasses, although you can tell she's looking at you from behind them.

"How tan is too tan?" She asks.

"There's no upper limit."

"Oh? So you would have me charred as black as an Outback Aboriginal?"

"Why not? I've never had sex with a black girl before."

She rises to her butt, and takes her glasses off. "But I would surely develop melanoma."

"That sounds like a you problem - not a me problem."

"A man so consumed by his lusty whims that he would inflict terminal cancer on a woman just for a single night's exotic experience..." The content of what she says is recriminating, but how she says it is dreamy. "Have you come to me for some specific purpose, Alabaster, or are you just making sure that I continue to braise myself to your liking?"

[ ] "Do you know a man named Alyosha Kerimov?"
[ ] Don't ask her for help.
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>>3940617
>[x] "Do you know a man named Alyosha Kerimov?"
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>>3940617
Fuck it. We need the help we can get.

>[x] "Do you know a man named Alyosha Kerimov?"
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>>3940617
>[x] "Do you know a man named Alyosha Kerimov?"
Might as well
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>>3940617
>[X] "Do you know a man named Alyosha Kerimov?"
Fuck it, let's poke the bear.
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>>3940617
>[ ] "Do you know a man named Alyosha Kerimov?"
The connection might be through her uncle, I reckon.
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>>3940626
He was an envoy to the Soviets back in the day. If there's a connection, that's exactly what it is.
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>>3940617
>[ ] "Do you know a man named Alyosha Kerimov?"
In for a penny.
>she's still tanning
Hot, was lamenting that this might have gotten discarded.
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>>3940617
>[ ] "Do you know a man named Alyosha Kerimov?"
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"Do you know a man named Alyosha Kerimov?"

"My late uncle knew him quite well," Qiangxiang says. "Please do not bring up such matters... I am still in mourning..." The wicked smile she wears says otherwise.

"Speaking of that -- who is CEO at Broad Dynamics now that you've gone and murdered the previous one?"

"Another uncle of mine. Uncles, in well-to-do Chinese families, are like cockroaches, Alabaster. Where there is one there are hundreds. You can never be rid of them."

You nod. "How did Li Xi know Alyosha Kerimov?"

Qiangxiang climbs out of the tanning bed and takes a squirt-bottle of lotion, and begins to lather it over her sweat-pearled body. The oily smell of it fills your nostrils. She purposely accentuates her tanned curves as she rubs the lotion in. "They were young diplomats in the tumultuous years of the Beijing Spring. Uncle traveled extensively to Moscow to learn from Mr. Kerimov how best to terrorize and starve people."

You arch an eyebrow.

"A political joke," she says. "Well, anyway: they worked together on the lighthouse."
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>>3940654
Well fuck.
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>>3940654
Well shit.

That's a cute Kag
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Your heart skips a beat. "You... know about the lighthouse?"

"No more than you do. And Uncle no more than me -- may he rest in peace." She spits on the carpeted ground, and rubs it in with the ball of her bare foot. "I think I have mistranslated my words. They were not involved in constructing the lighthouse. They wanted to rediscover its location. But Li Xi, now, is dead -- very, very dead; and Alyosha Kerimov preceded him by nearly two decades."

"...Alyosha Kerimov is dead?" You say.

"Yes. He died in 2002. And his last known protege, a woman of the name Anastasia Lebedev -- you know her -- you snuffed her from existence some weeks ago. His only child, Mrs. Mara Darkbloom: also dead. Congratulations! His other, more distant relatives -- too involved in the vagaries of post-collapse Russian organized crime to involve themselves too deeply in matters of geopolitical intrigue. The Kerimov clan has become degenerate, like so much of Russia today: they would rather launder money, traffic sex slaves and sling heroin than chase the phantoms of Sand Reckoner. Short-sighted animals they are."

"Then who are the Russians who keep trying to fucking murder us?" You demand.

"I wouldn't know. That's why I tried to keep one of them alive, to interrogate, until Camelia's strange little boyfriend ruined everything."

"He is not her boyfriend, for the last time--"

"--but for some reason you have come to suspect the Kerimovs are behind it. Or rather their long-dead patriarch. Why?" Qiangxiang begins to put on her working clothes again, right over her bikini; the idea of her wearing a swimsuit underneath her blouse and skirt is weirdly erotic. "Don't tell me why, I already know. You've violated the law."

Are your goods now forfeit?

Of course, Qiangxiang wouldn't get it. You stay mum. She continues: "You used your implant, in flagrant contradiction of US law, to divine some new information. Now you want my help in tracking down the whereabouts of a man who isn't quite dead after all."

"It's your neck on the line, too," you say. "He's targeting you as much as us."

"He is. And I thank you for coming to me for help. It is a token of trust; and what's more, a milestone in our relationship."

"We have no relationship," you tell her.

"Yes we do," Qiangxiang says. She kisses you. Despite yourself, you kiss her back. Her breath tastes so strongly of mint that it's actually unpleasant. But she leaves the kiss with a warm, sincere smile. "I will set to work at once, and see what I can learn."
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>>3940659
>"...Alyosha Kerimov is dead?" You say.

What the fuck does being dead mean anymore, post Sand Reckoner?
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>>3940659
>his last known protege, a woman of the name Anastasia Lebedev -- you know her -- you snuffed her from existence some weeks ago. His only child, Mrs. Mara Darkbloom: also dead. Congratulations!

We did it, /fq/!
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>>3940659
>she's been vigorously brushing her teeth to get the taste of Western food out

That's both hilarious and sad.
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>>3940663
I think it's cause she scarfs mints.
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>>3940663
I think the implication here is that she's still popping mints like percocet to get the taste of dead uncle dick out of her mouth.
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>>3940659
I get a real complicated feeling whenever you put Ally and Qiangxiang in the same scene, OP.

This information though. Maybe Alyosha (or his consciousness) is in some sort of SR limbo? Which give me a sliver of hope that perhaps Sable's in one too, since she momentarily showed up in the SR sequence.
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>>3940659
Low key best girl.
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>"...Alyosha Kerimov is dead?" You say.
>"Yes. He died in 2002"
This isn't funny.
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>>3940689
The same year that Camelia and Catachresis were installed into Alabaster and Amber. I'm sure this isn't a coincidence. I'm also sure that he's not quite dead anymore.
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Rose2 is at the Morning Anime Club, as expected, sharing pocky with gangly Trenton McHalitosis (who never did recover from his ass-whooping at the tennis tournament) and Hamberly Manlove, who you've heard through the grapevine writes lots of AlabasterxDalton slash fiction -- a fact that makes you want to puke for multiple, complexly intersecting, reasons. The others in the ad-hoc club are hanging around in nearby seats too. Several seasons later, they're getting around to watching Darling in the Franxx. Well, at least they're finally watching something good, right? You were tired of being the only person around here with good taste in anime.

You hang around at the rear of the theater and just watch her. She doesn't know you're here. And she doesn't know this, either, but she's this group's leader, such as it is: they listen to her edicts and gravitate towards her tastes. She's slowly steering them in a positive direction, even. For instance, the MAC no longer watches their anime dubbed. By Rose2's decree, every show they watch must be subbed. Rose2 notoriously despises English voice acting in anime and will throw a temper tantrum if subjected to it. Her "YAAAAAA! YAMATE!!" can be heard on the tenth floor whenever someone tries to smuggle a dub into the rotation.

Some pidgin Japanese from a different source, now. "Subarashii!" Kimberly says as she bites into the wafer of proferred pocky -- and then laughing, pulls an exaggerated, greasy ahegao with dual peace signs. Rose2 giggles at the clown act; Trenton giggles harder, and higher. The other guys in the peanut gallery also encourage this degeneracy. Rose2 loops her scarf around her neck a little tighter and gnaws her own pocky, telling Kimberly sagely that she needs to start working in lewd catchphrases if she's going to make faces like that.

"Like what?" Kimberly wants to know.

"Like..." Rose2 replies, and puts a finger to her chin, thinking. Then, snapping, she comes out with: "You're impregnating me while I'm taking a duuuuump! ... I'm not sure what's going on, but my asshole is in danger! ... like that."

They giggle some more. You'd be a little disturbed at her speaking so lewdly with a room 90% composed of men, but you feel zero threat -- despite the Sahara-level thirst in here. And that's borne out by the fact that, when Trenton sees you back here watching from afar, he startles, and scoots a little bit further away from Rose2. So she finally notices you now, herself, and waves. "Ally! You never come here these days. Nice to see ya!"

Try as she might to maintain her same effusive personality, you can sense that it's a put-on. She's going through the motions, but she's rattled. Scared.

[ ] Heal her with tenderness.
[ ] Heal her with bullying.
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>>3940694
>[x] Heal her with tenderness.
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>>3940694
>[x] Heal her with tenderness.
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>>3940694
>[ ] Heal her with tenderness.
Probably the only chance we'll get.
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>>3940694
Tenderness
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>>3940694
>[ ] Heal her with tenderness.
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>>3940694
>You're impregnating me while I'm taking a duuuuump!
I sure hope this isn't coming from experience

>[x] Heal her with tenderness.
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>>3940694
>[X] Heal her with tenderness.
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>>3940694
>[x] Heal her with tenderness.
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>>3940694
>[ ] Heal her with bullying.
Rose2 doesn't even real.
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[X] Bully her with tenderness
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>>3940694
>[x] Heal her with bullying.

She’s not a real person, she has no rights
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>>3940694
>[x] Heal her with tenderness.
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Please wait warmly.
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>>3940716
Oh boy oh boy.
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>>3940694
>[ ] Heal her with tenderness.
Based
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>[x] Heal her with tenderness.

"I'm taking you out of here," you say.

Her smile drops. "Huh? But Ally, we were just getting to--"

You grab her wrist, haul her upright, and drag her out. Her orbiters impotently watch her depart, as waving, she tells them: "S-sorry -- my boyfriend is such a jerk! -- I'll be back tomorrow, I guess!"

Into spacious area outside the theater now, where there are rings of space-age canvas chairs, and neon ottomans, and HDTV setups with attached video game consoles, and ping-pong tables, and foosball tables, and a rock climbing wall at one end, and all the other Silicon Valley employee-perk bullshit -- all of it lit naturally via the enormous curved glass walls -- you drag Rose2 past it all. "Geez, Ally, you're so rough!"

"Why do you hang out with those idiots?" You ask as you tote her like a sack of turnips.

"I dunno -- they're not too bad -- I--" She's still struggling to keep up with your brisk pace and brusque demeanor. "You're gonna bruise my hand!" She cries. "Geez! You're my big bro now, that means you can't bully me anymore!"

"Actually," you say, "that means I'm supposed to make bullying you my full-time job."

You pull her through a semicircle, depositing her past the threshold of a nearby room, and close the door behind you as you follow her in.

This is one of a set of small rooms on campus labeled "Rest and Relaxation." It's a cozy little space, with nothing but a twin bed, plus bedside table with lamp. There's barely enough floorspace for two people to stand facing one another -- as you do now. The intended use of this place is to take a nap during the workday, should you need it. You lock the door; Rose2 gulps.

"Y-you dragged me away from the MAC just to have sex with me?" She says.

"What?" You say. "No. I -- god, every time I end up in a bedroom with one of you guys, it's instantly with this 'ohhhh no, you obviously want to have sex' shit! Can't I just want to have a normal, private conversation with someone?"

Rose2 frowns. "But... you do want to have sex."

You take her by the shoulders and steer her to sitting position on the tiny bed. You sit beside her. "Are you doing okay?" You ask. "With the whole not being real thing. I need to know how you're feeling."

"How I'm feeling."

"Yeah," you say.

"How I'm feeling?"

You nod, frustrated. And that does it:

"Hidoi yo!" Rose2 shouts, punching the comforter. "It's bad! Real bad! A-durr. What the heck else is there to say about it? But... what am I supposed to do, huh? Curl up and die? Give up? What do you want me to say?" She's working herself up into a lather, her frayed mental state coming to the fore.
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"Alex is wrong," you tell her. "You're real."

Her eyes go dewy. She's uncertain: "Am I, though?"

You lean in, and kiss her softly. She melts in your hands like snow and kisses you back even as she begins to cry. She tastes, as always, like candy. Smells like candy, too. And even looks like candy. Your candy girl: Rose2.

"Was that real?" You ask as you pull back.

"I don't know..." she sniffles. "I couldn't tell. Do it again."

You do it again.

"This is wrong, isn't it?" Rose2 says. "We're brother and sister."

"Rose... you've watched me fuck Cerise SO many times. I like doing it with my sisters. Being my sister just makes you more attractive to me."

Rose2 blinks rapidly, and blushes. You think it's because of your crass endorsement of brother-sister incest. But it's this: "You-- you called me Rose."

"I did? ... I did."

She leans against you, clutching your collar in her little fists, and takes a deep breath. "Ally. You have no idea how much I love you, do you? I don't want to hurt you. The very last thing I want is to hurt you. And the only reason I'm all scared inside isn't because I'm scared for myself, but because I keep thinking that if what everyone's saying is true, then somehow -- somehow this stuff that's been going on is all my fault. Mr. Mallory dying, and Alex getting kidnapped, and what happened on the freeway that night, and everyone being in danger... do you blame me for it? Do you want me to go away? I'm so sorry... I'm sorry, Ally... if it's my fault then I'm sorry... and -- if I go away, maybe that'll fix it, right?"

She's talking herself into a panic attack. What started as gentle tears is full-blown sobbing.

"You can't go away," you say. You tug her back from your chest, force her to let go of your shirt. You peer into her eyes. "You're my little sister."

"Do you believe that?" She asks, grimacing with grief. "Do you really, really, with your whole entire kokoro, believe it?"

"I believe it," you tell her. You pet her soothingly, and put a hand on her knees. "But do you think you can manage it? That's a pretty big job, being a little sister."

She's calming down again. She thinks for a very long time, and as her tears dry up, a smile shines through. "I can do that," she finally says. "Of course I can. No problem. Easy-peasy, squeezy... lemon." She blinks a couple times, confused at her own mistaken phrasing. "Um. Anyway. I can do that... if that's what you want. I can be the best imouto in the world."

"Arigato," you tell her. "Let's go get fed." You stand, as if to make for the door, but she stays you by grabbing your wrist. "Hmm?" You say, turning back.

She scoots her plump little butt backwards, and gets her back propped up against the wall. Spreading her legs in the tempting way she's learned to spread them, she says: "Ally... being an onii-chan is a pretty big job too, isn't it? You dragged me all this way. Aren't you gonna fuck your little sister?"

(Please wait warmlier)
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>>3940771
Ooooof.
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>>3940771
This sex better be tender and wholesome.
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>>3940771
>She blinks a couple times, confused at her own mistaken phrasing
It's happening. The simulation's breaking down.
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>>3940823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ITF4HoRZRY
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>>3940773
ALL ROUGH
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>>3940829
I don't know what I expected
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>>3940829
Cute!

How many girls have we actually attempted to impregnate, now?
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>>3940840
I don't know, Ally doesn't know, the Anons doesn't know, and we never want to know.
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>>3940829
Ganbarimasu.
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>>3940841
>and we never want to know.
Speak for yourself

I do wonder what the implications of impregnating a deep fake are, though.
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>>3940841
>we never want to know
Speak for yourself.
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>>3940843
What would a cross breed between a fake and a 'non-fake' even be in the first place?
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>>3940848
Camelia
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The night before the wedding, you're roused from a dreamy sleep by roaring laughter down in the dining room. You go and check it out.

It's not like the perverted bachelorette party Rose2 got, but it suits Gal and Cerise. The couple sit at the table with Renee -- they're all racing to see who can finish a six-pack of beers the fastest. Samantha Smatters is the referee.

"Drinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrink!" She chatters, pumping her fists. She is, as always, butt-ass naked. You resist the urge to go over and squeeze her cottontail. Daddy's bad habits are corrupting you.

Poor Gal is getting left in the dust, having barely imbibed her way through the first bottle-and-a-half. The seasoned alcoholics on either side of her are the real competitors. Eyeing each other viciously down the bridges of their noses, they pour the beers down their throats as fast as gravity allows, glug-glug, glug-glug.

Cerise, finishing just milliseconds faster, slams the final bottle down on the table with a triumphant belch and proclaims: "Take that, you busted old bitch!"

Renee, also belching, drops her bottle from her lips with a defeated "pwah" and struggles to catch her breath. "No... way..." she heaves.

"The winner by unanimous decision!" Smatters cries, taking Cerise's hand and holding it high aloft. Man, that bunnygirl has got a nice rack...

Gal stops drinking, too, since the contest is over. But her wife isn't going to let her off so easy. "Keep going," she says.

"but"

"No buts. Keep going." Cerise tips the bottle in Gal's hand back towards Gal's lips, forcing her to drink.

It's Smatters who actually first notices you lurking around. "Amber!" She says. "Come here and join us okay!"

Renee giggles drunkenly as you step fully into the room. "Someone wants a repeat of the last bachelorette party, huh?"

You sit down across from her, shrugging. "Are you offering?" You ask.

"For you and your illegal little pussy? Always." She's a lot more brash and bold when she's got some liquor in her.
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>>3940873
oh fuck oh god, oh man oh jeez
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>>3940873
I like where this is going
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>>3940873
Oh geez oh gosh oh golly gee willikers
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>>3940873
>Someone wants a repeat of the last bachelorette party, huh?
Neat.
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Gal, who looks completely miserable, watches you from behind her bottle as she continues to drink. Renee finally snatches the bottle from her. "This is spousal abuse, Cerise. Quit abusing your wife."

"But it's so fun," Cerise slurs.

"thank you..." Gal murmurs to Renee. She burps, too. "excuse me"

"Uh huh," Renee says. "Now -- you were going to show me what this vaping nonsense is all about, weren't you?"

That's all it takes to replace Gal's intoxicated misery with a broad grin. "what flavor do you want to try"

"What flavor do you recommend?" Renee asks.

Cerise rolls her eyes. "Why do you encourage her? This is the most obnoxious shit."

"cerise is upset because she has the lungs of a baby" Gal says.

You laugh. Cerise shoves you. "Who invited you? Go away."

"she can't keep up," Gal tells you. "it's very sad"

Renee nods. "Well unlike Cerise, I can keep up. So -- what flavor is the best?"

"i like banana -- but you might like sour apple, i think"

"Smoking is not supposed to taste like candy," Cerise says. "Fuck."

Renee shushes her. "What do you know about smoking, baby-lung?"

"More than you know about drinking, apparently!" She fires back.

"I let you win," Renee says, dead serious, examining her fingernails.

"What!" Cerise howls. "You-- that's the stupidest fucking--"

"I let you win. Sorry, baby-lung, that's just the truth. I would have won if I had really tried."

"I won!" Cerise insists. She motions at the referee: "Smatters said so!"

"Y-yes!" Smatters squeaks. "It was a ruling b-by unanimous decision!"

Renee leans across the tabletop, leering at Cerise. "You might have taken the win, but you'll never be able to convince me that the win was legitimate. So you don't really get to enjoy beating me, do you?"

Cerise huffs, aghast, and angry. She can't think of anything to even say to that.

"Hurts, don't it?" Renee laughs. "Hahaha."

"Holy shit," you breathe. "Remind me never to play a game with you."

"She is a very scary woman," Smatters says sadly.

She should know; Renee's been lewdly groping her the entire time.
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>Renee leans across the tabletop, leering at Cerise. "You might have taken the win, but you'll never be able to convince me that the win was legitimate. So you don't really get to enjoy beating me, do you?"


Holy fuck, Renee.
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>>3940880
>She should know; Renee's been lewdly groping her the entire time.
Pff, nice
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Wanna do the wedding right. So although I promised it for tonight, please understand pushing it back a bit. Join me Tuesday at 11 PM EST / 8 PM PST for the conclusion.

I'm assuming there's probably gonna be interest for the lewd scenario I've just set up as a prelude too. I'll see what I can do.
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>>3940888
>I'm assuming there's probably gonna be interest for the lewd scenario I've just set up as a prelude too.
yyyep

Sleep well, OP! Looking forward to the big gays being big gays.
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>>3940888
But what will I do with all these peanut butter cookies I just baked?

Thanks for the run, OP-sama~. See ya soon!
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>>3940915
Actually holy shit, I posted that before I saw that this was one of the replies
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>>3940917
>>3940915
One of my favorite moments in the reboot was revealing that Vivian's mother is alive and her avatar is Ragyo. When I was planning for s2 and I hit on the idea of having Vivian's mother around, I somehow immediately thought to make her an even worse parent than David. Using Ragyo as her avatar prompts the reader to expect nothing good of her, and so the panic of that reveal was a fun moment. Vivian had a hard life.

Mara's storyline retroactively puts a lot of s1 in a different light, too. In case it wasn't obvious, David is definitely responsible for the crash that kills Vivian and Mara in s1 as well. It goes a ways towards explaining why he's so cucoo bananas in that timeline.
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>>3940922
>>3940917
The amount of panic we felt just from seeing her avatar and realizing the direction the ride was taking was great.
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>>3940880
How does Gal keep yo-yoing between high-mid-tier, and the ass end of the harem? It's astounding.

Looking forward to Tuesday OP.
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>>3940665
I really hope that at some point Alabaster makes her sick his dick.
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>>3940922
Would have liked more Mara desu OP. Her crazy moments always felt more natural and earned than Chloe's.
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>>3939137
>Cerise cocks her head. "You... don't know?"
I missed this the first time, but my excitement is building. I hope this is what I think it is.
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>>3941253
I mean, we could have let her live. But I don't even want to imagine the implications of that.
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Jesus tapdancing christ how long has this quest been “ending” for
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>>3941511
It's the name of the final season, Anonymous-dono! So only about three months or so, but if you wanna be really technical, just over five years!
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>>3941407
No, we couldn't have. I just meant I'd have liked to see her more in the story but really, at that point in time, there was no reason whatsoever anyone would want or be willing to let her live.
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>>3940617
>I've never had sex with a black girl before."
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
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Waiting warmly
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>>3942104
The realization just hit me. The real travesty of S3 is that now Whitney will never have the opportunity to observe the rape of Nan King as reenacted by Chloe and Makoto.
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>>3942213
S-stop...
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>>3942220
Or even just Chloe and Makoto in general. A hyper nationalist, rape-powered Japanese idol throwing down with a cold-blooded, Chinese wunderkind.
Makoto going out like she did was amazing, but I'll always have to wonder.
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>>3942213
Please don't dishonor Nan King's memory like this. What Hitler did to her was awful. ;_;
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>>3942289
At least we still have her diarys which shed the harsh truth on the world.
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>>3942236
>Makoto going out like she did was amazing
It was the most abrupt and anticlimactic death ever
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Guys
Guys
I'm so excited
Guys.
I'm so fucking excited.
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>>3942844
Gal dies
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>>3942879
pls no
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The time has come and so have I.
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>>3942936
Based
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>>3942936
Fuck yeah, just in time
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>>3942936
>it tastes like all of their favorite fruits
>except to Amber it tastes like Vivian's

Gives me an big thonk...
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"Alabaster -- come out already."

"No."

"Alabaster!"

"No!"

Cerise pounds on the bathroom door, so hard you worry it'll come off its hinges. "You little dickweasel! You made me a promise! Come out of there this instant!"

You pick up a can of shaving cream, so recently deployed, and chuck it at the door. It whangs and rebounds off with a metallic clang. Cerise, on the other side, yelps. Then she pounds back even harder. "Don't you make me come in there! I will drag you out by your fucking hair! You're gonna ruin my wedding!"

You clutch at your coiffed hair, panicking. The thought of her ruining hours of hard work by grabbing your hair and tousling is all up? -- no, wait, that's not why you're freaking out. You can't be seen like this, by all the people out there. A small ceremony? Yeah, right. There's like two or three dozen guests out there, and they're not just randos but all the people closest to you. How are you ever going to live this down? The thought of what Armstrong will say alone --

"Alabaster! God fucking damn it! Come out! The ceremony's gonna start in like five minutes!"

God, why does this thing fit you so well? You tug at it, but it clings so form-fittingly to you that you can't pinch up any fabric. (Don't get aroused, don't get aroused). Why did Cerise have one that fits you so well? You didn't need to shop around -- Cerise just whipped it right out from her closet as if she'd been planning this. Fuck. And not that you're not thankful to Alex for all his help in getting you ready, but it all just felt a little fucked-up, you know? The process of it, getting dressed together, like this, with him. Does the hair in these places grow back? It does, right? Now your kokoro's going all doki-doki and it won't settle down. Oh, god -- what will Rose2 say? Fuck, what will Rose say? No, no, no, no, no... Rose can't see this... you will, for sure, pay dearly, if she sees this. What were you thinking? Oh god, oh fuck.

The banging gets louder. "Alabaster!!!"

Through the walls, muffled, comes the swelling sound of live orchestra music in the backyard. Oh my god, oh my god... Vivian Darkbloom is going to see you like this. Vivian fucking Darkbloom is going to -- Amber--!!

"Alabaster!!!!!"

You pull yourself back from the ledge of panic-induced fainting. You slow your rapid, shallow breathing. You gulp hard, and then you step out.

Cerise's angry expression, and her raised fist, both freeze in place as the door swings open. Then the grimace morphs into a broad grin, as she covers her mouth.

"Don't," you tell her.

All she responds with, balling up her fists and shaking them excitedly, is this:

"Aaaaahhhhh!!!"
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>>3942954
>Why did Cerise have one that fits you so well? You didn't need to shop around -- Cerise just whipped it right out from her closet as if she'd been planning this.

Oh my fucking god.
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>>3942954
>Oh god, oh fuck.
Oh god, oh fuck.
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Rose bobs side to side, singing along with the music.

"Here comes the bride, and here comes the bride... here comes the bride, aaaand heeeeere comes the bride..."

"Shut up," you tell her.

"...and here comes the bride, and here comes the briiiiide..."

You punch her in the shoulder.

"Ow! What the frick!" She turns in her seat slugs you back. God, she hits like a freight train when she wants.

"Stop it, you two," Mom chides. "If you ruin this day, I'll make you both sorry you were ever born!"

"Were we born?" You say. "That's in question, isn't it?"

"I said stop it, Amber! You were born. I should know. I still have the stretch marks to prove it!"

You open your mouth and point down your throat in the universal signal of gagging. "Yuch," you say.

"You rude, obnoxious little--!!"

Mom stops as, walking past down the white runner in the grassy aisle between the seats, comes Gal. Or as maybe you should call her on this holy day, Anna -- Anna Soliloquy. It seems a bit backwards to be doing the wedding ceremony after the legal shit, but hey. They're a couple of queers anyway. She's as gussied up as you've ever seen her, her dress's poofy shoulders and bust and long veil and even longer tail, all a pure satiny white, make her already pale beauty look positively albino -- but she pulls it off.

Mom immediately gets misty-eyed. She covers her face with both hands and sobs. Charlotte, smiling, hands her a tissue, and Mom dabs her cheeks.

She isn't the only one crying. Behind you, you hear a nasally, choked sob. You turn in place to find Nelson Berenstoin biting his fist, trying and failing to remain stoic.

"...you okay, dude?" You ask.

Nelson gives up the ghost. He pushes his glasses up with the back of his palm and rubs his eyes. "Sorry... I always get misty eyed at these things..."

"Jesus fucking Christ," Armstrong, next to him, says. "We're at a gay wedding and you're still the gayest person here. What is wrong with you?" He pulls out a handkerchief and offers it to him, as Charlotte did for Mom. Nelson gratefully accepts it, and loudly blows his nose.

Armstrong laughs. But then something off to the side catches his attention. Looking up, and going slackjawed, he says: "I take it back, Nelson. You're the third gayest person here."

You furrow your brow. What is that supposed to mean? You swivel the other way and look -- oh, here come the bridesmaids. Renee is so pretty... and Alex is always much cuter when he's a girl. And-- and.

And.

You rub your good eye.

Daddy...?
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>>3942982
>"Jesus fucking Christ," Armstrong, next to him, says. "We're at a gay wedding and you're still the gayest person here. What is wrong with you?"
This is foreshadowing, and you can't convince me otherwise.

Also, HYPE
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>Alabaster
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You are Cerise Soliloquy, the only actual patrician to ever browse /a/ in its entire history and congressional candidate.

When it comes to traps, you are a gourmand. Or maybe more like a wine connoisseur. You can discern the fine nuances and undertones of the various different vintages and styles... sampling here, dabbling there, tasting as you please from the extensive collection you've accumulated in the wine-cellar of your bookmarks on ex. Yes, like a sommelier, you have a true love of the infinite flavors to discover -- and like a wino, you can gorge until you're blackout drunk and there's nothing left...

You know traps.

Alex is the feminine type. The "I drew a girl and then added a dick" type. His short-cut little dress, which reveals a little too much thigh by design, is nicely complemented by knee high socks and heels with little red bows (how cute). He carries his bouquet with all the poise and confidence of a real woman. He's not a woman, of course. He's got a dick under that dress, and it's hard. Everyone can see it, which is why despite his poise, he's blushing. You lick your lips.

Now, Alabaster, on the other hand. Oh, this is too delicious.

Alabaster is the masculine type. He doesn't want to crossdress. He's made it abundantly clear. (Fatal mistake.) You have foisted it on him, practically blackmailed him into it. He doesn't look girly, he looks like a guy dressed as a girl. His gown is even tighter than Alex's (you made sure of it), and his blush is an even deeper crimson. And since his dick -- that big, meaty, brotherly dick you love -- is much bigger, its hardness is more prominent. Oh Alabaster, what a naughty little brother... getting all worked up like that in front of all these people. Rose is beside herself at the sight of it, so is Amber. Vivian is playing cool, but you can see as plainly as her button nose that she's wigging out internally. But none of these dumb bitches can really appreciate it: the true, unparalleled adorably erotic thrill of a cute boy who's been unwillingly forced to wear the clothes of a girl!!

Now, what else is going on?

Oh yeah, you're getting married. Let's get that taken care of.
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>>3943035
Oh god, oh fuck, oh god, oh fuck.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3942982
I know it's been said over and over, but these guys really do have the best banter.
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Alabasterina is back baby
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"So beautiful it is, to see two young people in the prime of their life, drawn together on a day of love," Fazil says -- rambling a bit there, my guy.

You squint at him. "Isn't this against your religion? You know. Two girls? I'm pretty sure Allah says it's supposed to be like this:" you make a circle with thumb and forefinger, then poke your other hand's forefinger in and out. "...Not like this:" you make a circle with your other hand, two opposing OK signs, and bump them together.

"We are all sinners," Fazil says. "I am happy for the Soliloquys."

What a nice boy.

Vivian is a little more focused on a different matter. "Impossible... no, my eyes deceive me."

"Your eyes do no such thing," you tell her.

"I died when we linked our implants together. That must be it. I have perished and become bodily transported into another realm."

"An isekai?!" Rose gasps.

Vivian takes out her phone and googles that.

"Yes. An iseaki."

"Maaaybe..." Rose says. She puts a finger to her lips. "That'd be so coool."

Mom is similarly agog. She can't focus on whether to be awed by Cerise's spectacular attire, or Daddy's... spectacular-for-a-different-reason attire.

He conspicuously tries to avoid looking at anyone, staring instead at sunset's bright orange sky. Is he hard? What a fuckin' pervert. For real.

"The prospect of the reception just got... much more fun..." Charlotte breathes. Ohhh man.

You kick the back of the seat in front of you. Rose2 spins around, growling: "What is wrong with you? Can't you behave for one second?"

"Hey Mommy, what do you think of Mommy?" You point up towards the wreathed altar.

Rose2's face goes slack for a moment as she thinks. Cautiously, she throws it back on you: "What do you think?"

"Cute. Cute!"

She lowers her voice. "If you can keep him held down in bed for me tonight, I'll pay you a million dollars."

Her tone and expression convey stone-cold, dead seriousness.
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>>3943059
TENDERNESS
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>>3943059
And like that, Alabaster's fate was sealed
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"Sir... ce-cerise...!"

Gal's voice is about as breathy as it's ever been. If a leaf fell off a tree at the same time she spoke, you wouldn't be able to hear her. And as she looks from you, to Cerise, and back, she doesn't know who to focus on.

You clear your throat, shift the bouquet so it covers your crotch.

No, you shouldn't hold it ther -- that looks funny and just draws attention to the fact that you're covering up an erection. But... if you don't, then...

Aaagh, fuck.

"Just get this over with so I can change," you tell your loving sister and sister-wife. You tug at your brooch. Why did you have to wear the underwear, too? Why did you agree to that?

Cerise addresses you from the corner of her mouth. "You aren't getting changed anytime soon, Alabasterina. Strap yourself in."

You really don't want to hear anything about straps or strapping in while you're dressed like this. No sir, you don't like it.

But even Cerise's love for girls who aren't girls pales compared to her love for a particular girl who is a girl. The more she watches Gal standing across from her -- mousy little thunderstruck Gal, whose elaborately huge dress can't even make her look very large -- the more Cerise takes her in, the more Cerise's eyes well up.

Gal's gaze averts itself. She stares at her feet, abashed, and uncomfortable with being at the very center of attention. Even more uncomfortable with being the center of such powerful adoration.

"Gal, baby..." Cerise says.

She reaches out to part the veil, but she gets her hand slapped away.

"You gotta do your vows before you kiss her! Fuck!" Comes the voice of the ceremony's officiant, from the lectern between the two brides.
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>"You gotta do your vows before you kiss her! Fuck!" Comes the voice of the ceremony's officiant, from the lectern between the two brides.

YES
YES
YES
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>>3943092
Seconded. I've been waiting for this.
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You gawp at Whitney. "You -- you're the --"

"What -- surprised?" Whitney says.

"I -- yes--" you hiss.

"Heeeh. You're a smokeshow today, Ally, by the way," Whitney tells you. "Same as last time. The hottest person at the wedding."

"Oh, and I'm just some ugly old lady then?" Dr. Carte pouts.

"Sorry ma. And sorry Cerise -- Gal! But Ally wins the wedding fashion award. Once again! Sausage."

"...Sausage?" You repeat.

"Isn't that how they say it? Sausage?"

"How who says-- what?"

"Rosie always says it. Sausage."

"Sasuga?"

"Yeah..." she shakes her head. "Fuck, you're getting me off track here. You fucking bimbo. Let's see..." she plops her copy of the bible down on the lectern and leafs through it. "Aha- here we go."

"But you're not a reverend," you hiss.

She glances up. "And you're not a girl! Anyway yes I am. I got a ordained online. They mailed me a certificate and everything."

"Seriously?"

"Uh huh. All you gotta do is answer a few questions about Jesus and stuff. Blah blah blah, died for our sins, do unto others," (she does an Arnie impression here:) "I'll be back." She giggles. "All that shit. Well, so, let's kick this pig."

She clears her throat, and addresses the gathering, who all fall instantly silent.

"We are here today to celebrate a union in holy matri-- matrim-- the holy wedding of two women, Cerise Soliloquy, and Galgal Soliloquy--"

Renee makes a pointed "ahem."

"--Anna Soliloquy, in holy wedding -- wait, no I said that part." She rubs the back of her head and glances down. "Okay, okay, yeah." She begins, adopting the same dignified, lilting cadence and boring gravitas of a real pastor at a wedding: "So. Do you, Anna, take this woman, Cerise, to have and to hummina hummina, for better or for even better, stinkin' rich or poor, in sickness and in healthy, to love and to cherish, and to bow chikka wow, chikka wow chikka bow -- for all time, til death do you part?"

Gal's response is a lot more mature than Rose's was at your wedding (how juvenile she was, you're still so upset). She immediately, and resoundingly despite her status as literally-blushing-bride, responds in the affirmative: "I do."

"And do you, Cerise... fuck, this is so much shit to say... have, hold, sick, poor, rich, healthy, et cetera?"

Cerise's voice breaks just a little as, nodding slowly, and staring Gal directly in the eyes, she smiles, and softly says: "I do..."

Whitney slams the bible shut. "Great. Fantastic. Then before you two start necking for everyone to see, I think you had some vows of your own?"
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>>3943131
>"So. Do you, Anna, take this woman, Cerise, to have and to hummina hummina, for better or for even better, stinkin' rich or poor, in sickness and in healthy, to love and to cherish, and to bow chikka wow, chikka wow chikka bow -- for all time, til death do you part?"
fucking perfect
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>>3943131
>"So. Do you, Anna, take this woman, Cerise, to have and to hummina hummina, for better or for even better, stinkin' rich or poor, in sickness and in healthy, to love and to cherish, and to bow chikka wow, chikka wow chikka bow -- for all time, til death do you part?"

I love all of these women so fucking much.
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>>3943131
>I think you had some vows of your own?
This was what I was waiting for.
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>>3943131
The holiest girl in the world
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OP has crafted the most entertaining characters and I will sincerely miss getting to read the banter between everyone.
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>>3943140
Makes sense. She's had a lot of experience with holes.
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Gal is still thunderstruck, so Cerise is the one who takes Gal's hands in hers and begins the vow exchange. A bit haltingly at first, but gaining steam as she speaks:

"I -- I never thought I would... ever get married. And I definitely never thought I would get married to a woman. I didn't... didn't know what I really was before meeting you. I mean, not just about liking girls. Because that's always been-- but I mean-- I didn't know what I was. I was... I was really lost, Gal, before I met you. I was drinking myself to cirrhosis and stuck in a dead-end job and I was, sad, all the time. I was a sad sack. And when we met, we were both a couple of sad sacks, weren't we? Being sad together online. Wallowing in it together. But then something changed. We started bossing each other around. I made you eat more -- you made me drink less. We were so mean about it! Because -- because I didn't care if I was sad -- and you didn't care if you were sad -- or sick, or unhealthy, or anything. But we sure as shit weren't going to let the other one be that way! Isn't that what love is? I really don't know. I don't know anything, anymore, about anything. Life is so weird. And I don't know if that's really love. Who actually knows what love really is? But I do know this feeling in my heart whenever I see your face and when I think about -- how much you've accomplished--" she wipes away her freely flowing tears. "I'm so proud of you... I'm so happy I get to see you where you are now... this warm feeling in my heart, that can't ever go out, I don't care what you call it, but I know for sure that's forever! In this life, and wherever we go after... and no matter what comes... I want to go there with you. So I do love you. I love you so, so fucking much, Gal."

At that, she's apparently done, and silence descends over the crowd in the golden gloom. Silence punctuated only by the sound of Mom, sobbing her goddamn eyeballs out -- and, uh, Nelson, doing the same.
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>>3943175
;_;
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Gal's mouth is hanging open. She's swaying slightly, and she isn't saying a word. Thirty seconds pass, a minute. It grows awkward.

Dr. Carte elbows her. "Psst."

"i..."

"Go on," Dr. Carte whispers. She rubs Gal's shoulders.

"You can do this," Alex whispers. "I believe in you."

She glances back at the crowd. Her eyes are searching... searching for someone. And she finds her: Amber.

Amber, too, is crying -- smiling, hugging herself. When Gal catches her in that moment of softness, Amber quickly looks away, embarrassed.

"Say your vows, you fucking mute dyke!" She yells, concealing her face with one hand.

Gal looks back at Cerise now. Cerise nods.

Gal takes a deep breath, closes her eyes.

"i was going to kill myself"

Cerise's smile drops like a stone -- everyone's does.

Gal opens her eyes again.

"I was going to kill myself before I met you. I didn't care anymore about my life. Not even Amber, when she was -- not even she could make me change my mind about it. I didn't want to live anymore. I had no job. No friends. I hadn't been outside... in so long, even... I was a thief, and a hacker, and I all I ever did, was to hurt people. And I was going to kill myself because the world would have been better without me in it. I had a bottle of pills -- these aren't my vows... I wasn't going to say any of this-- I'm sorry--"

"Keep going," Cerise says.

"I wanted to die so badly... it was all I wanted, but I was a coward, and I couldn't do it. My cowardice... kept me alive, until I met you. And I hurt you too, Cerise--"

"--No--"

"I did. Our whole relationship was built on lies. I'm so sorry. I don't deserve you... I don't deserve -- any of this. But I'm not a sad sack anymore. I'm not that girl anymore who pities herself and wants to die. You made me better... you believed in me even when you shouldn't have, and trusted me even when you should have kept me out. You... love me... even though you should hate me. You're so stupid. And I don't deserve you -- but I'll take it. Because I'm getting there, Cerise, I'm going to make it there. I'm going to be the wife you deserve. I'm going to be the woman who deserves you. It's the only choice I have left. Because I was going to die... but now if I do, that would be the worst thing of anything I've ever done. So I have to keep moving ahead. For you. And -- for me, too. It feels good, to be better. To have all of this. I'll stay with you. Forever. I love you too. Cerise."
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>>3943175
I can't believe I'm vrying over a gay wedding bwtween two girls that don't exist
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I love these two so much.
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>>3943180
:')
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>capital letters
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Whitney uses her wrist and forearm to wipe the snot off her face. Gruffly, she says: "ah-- so. By-- ah-- sorry, there's something in my eye-- ahem-- and, uh, in my throat. By-- fuck. Fall allergies. Y'know? Shitty weather today." (It's 70 degrees and sunny. Pollen count is low.) "So... where was I. By the power invested in my by the dumbasses who run the state of California... I know pronounce you dyke and dyke! You may now kiss the bride. With tongue, prefer-ably."

Cerise sweeps Gal off her feet in the most literal way, holds her and kisses her deep.

Gal kisses back just as forcefully.

The song they share their first dance to is weirdly dirge-like for a song called "I Love You, Honeybear" -- but you suppose it suits them. At least the music selection for when the rest of you join them on the dancefloor is more uptempo.

Amber twirls with Vivian, you with your wife, Whitney with a stuttering and abashed Nelson. Mom and Charlotte gab over cake. The other guests flit to and fro at random, all here together to celebrate a wedding you never really expected to happen. The sun finishes setting, and torches get lit, and the party continues.

As you and Rose slowly revolve around among the others with your hands interlinked, you stare into her eyes, and she stares back at you -- it feels good.

"Should we have done custom vows too?" You ask her.

"It's a little late to ask that question, don't you think?"

"Well. We didn't have time even if we wanted to..." you say.

"And they were so sappy anyway," she adds.

"So, so cheesy," you agree.

"Yeah."

You spin in silence with her for a bit.

"Are you happy we got married?" You ask suddenly.

"N--" she begins, as if by reflex, but stops. She's quiet again for a short turn, then: "It would be too much of a bother to get a divorce at this point."

"Of course. So much paperwork."

"Such a waste of time..."

You kiss.

It's a nice moment of tenderness, until Rose says:

"Does wearing a dress really make you that horny?"

"W-what?"

"I should have done this to you years ago. You're so into it."

"No I'm n--"

"You're going to fuck me through both of our dresses if you get any harder."

"Shut up. Shut the fuck up. I'm not even -- you're hallucinating--"

Her somewhat sadistic grin is a little too smug for your liking.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGJFINIELik
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>>3943200
>"You're going to fuck me through both of our dresses if you get any harder."

Now that just sounds like a challenge.
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Is it just me, or is it getting strangely warm in here?
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>>3943224
I'm working on a post that got longer than I anticipated! Please hang tight.
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>>3943226
Sorry! No rush!
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>>3943226
>Please hang tight
sounds a bit worrying
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All outcomes are acceptable (desired) from what I can imagine, at this point.
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(Space reserved for a lewd I don't have time to get for tonight. Stay tuned. And now, on to the end of the episode.)
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>>3943236
BUY THE BDS!
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>>3943236
I was already going to buy the BDs OP!
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>>3943236
Nice.

>And now, on to the end of the episode.
And now, I'm terrified.
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When everything is dying down again, Charlotte approaches Cerise in the living room, a disk in hand. She passes it off: "I... wanted you to have this."

"Hmm?" Cerise says, confused, but taking it in hand anyway.

Rose, lying next to you on the living couch, perks up. She knows what this is -- you and her both got similar disks on the night of your wedding. For the two of you, at the time, it was merely a nice -- albeit saccharine -- little surprise. For Cerise, you know, it's going to carry so much more weight and import.

"Do I watch this or something?" Cerise asks.

Charlotte nods. "But-- let me go to bed, first." She kisses Cerise on the forehead, then Gal as well. "Goodnight you two. Congrats. And good luck."

She goes.

Cerise looks at you. "Weird..."

"Put it in," Rose prompts.

"Do you want to go to bed?" You ask Rose. "We can go if you want."

"No..." she says. "I want to see it."

"This isn't porn, is it?" Cerise asks.

"God," you say. "No. Just watch it."

Cerise pops it into the BluRay player.
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The screen fills with a hyper closeup on Charlottes face, holding a camera up high and pointing it back at herself: "Hiiii! This is Charlotte Mallory, June 14th, 2014."

She turns the camera around, so quickly that you get a bit motion sick, and reveals Saul sitting impatiently in the dining room of the Mallory house. He grumbles.

Cerise's face, watching the screen, goes wan. She settles back on the couch, and Gal hugs her close.

"We're rolling," you hear Charlotte narrate. "Say hi."

"Hello Cerise," Saul says, waving, although it seems he doesn't want to be a part of this.

Charlotte spins the camera back on herself. "This is your time capsule. We've missed a ton of milestones... first steps, first day of kindergarten, graduation... you came into our life a bit late! But we'll do what we can. You'll get this on the day you find some lucky man to marry!"

"Or woman," comes Saul's voice from off-camera.

Charlotte smiles. "Of course. Or woman. We wouldn't want to assume." She turns the camera back to him. "For now, though: any words to the future Cerise?"

"Get a job!" Saul says, folding his arms.

"Saul!"

"I'm sure you will," he adds.

Back to Charlotte's face: "We love you, Cerise! See you soon."

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"This is Charlotte Mallory for Cerise's time capsule, January 24th, 2015."

This shot is of Charlotte in her car, the Volt that now belongs to you, holding the camera so that she and Saul are both in frame at the same time.

"Congratulations on the first day of your first job!" Charlotte says. "You'll be the best sandwich artist in the world!"

(Cerise, for a period of just a couple weeks, worked at a local Subway. The job went south when she showed up one day drunk... it was months again before she got hired at DBA.)

"She should set her sights a little higher than that," Saul says.

"Of course, of course," Charlotte agrees. "This is just a stepping stone--"

Saul tugs on Charlotte's arm to focus the camera on himself. "Screw Subway, Cerise--"

"Saul--"

"We'll keep interviewing you at better places. Or maybe you'll get into school. Anyway, by the time you watch this, you won't be jumping for joy to remember the day you began working at Subway. Capiche? I've failed in my job as a father-figure if this is actually still a highlight when you watch this video."

"Congratulations, anyway!" Charlotte says. "We knew you could do it!"

"I know you can do better," Saul says before the video cuts out.
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>>3943241
oh fuck I'm crying again
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>>3943241
Oh man.
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>>3943241
Saul is such a cool dad.
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>>3943241
I realize now that I want more Saul and Cerise scenes.
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>>3943241

Aw man, Saul...
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>>3943245
We never knew what we had until it was gone ;_;
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"This is Charlotte Mallory for Cerise's time capsule, June 14th, 2015..."

Sitting on the back patio, she's glum. Saul yanks the camera from her and points it at himself.

"That's no good. You need to have some goddamn energy for this thing, Charlotte--"

"Give that back--"

"You're always telling me to have more energy on these things--"

"Saul!"

There's the sound of scuffling feet against concrete as Saul spins to keep his wife's grasping hands away from the camera. When he's still again, he continues: "She's upset, because an I-told-you-so is in order."

"Saul--!! We're cutting this! This isn't getting in!"

"I told you so," he says to the camera. "I told you. That you could do better. So congrats, Cerise, on getting in at Darkbloom Analytics."

"Yes," Charlotte says, "but--"

"That computer stuff flies right over my head, but I know you'll fit right in. In a few years, you're gonna kick David Darkbloom's ass to the curb and you'll be running the damn place. Bank on it."

"We love you, Cerise!" comes Charlotte's voice.

---

"This is Charlotte Mallory for Cerise's time capsule, December 6th, 2014. Congrats on the lease signing!"

"Thank god you're out of here," Saul says from the couch in the basement. "It's gonna take years to get the smell of beer out of this couch."

"We're cutting that."

"Don't cut that."

"It's not the right tone!" Charlotte says.

"Beer fumes aside... aleast we get to use the rumpus room freely again..." Saul mumbles.

"Cerise, we're so proud!" Charlotte says. "A first apartment is such an accomplishment. Palo Alto is expensive, though! So watch out..." She refocuses, jostling the camera a bit. "Just know if you ever need a little help, all you have to do is ask for it. Our doors are always open!"

"Ours?" Saul says. "Shouldn't you ask me before making this decision? Why do I need to reopen my doors to her? I let her freeload long enough, didn't I?"

"We're cutting that, too."

Saul takes the camera.

"Fine. We're open," he says. "You make a much better freeloader than Alabaster does, anyway. And hey, even if you don't have to move back with us ever again... uh, side note -- please don't have to move back here with us if you can help it, seriously --"

"Saul!"

"Do come back for a visit and talk philosophy with me sometime. Maybe after your wedding. We'll hang out by the pool and get drunk like old times."

"We love you Cerise!"

---

"This is Charlotte Mallory for Cerise's time capsule, July 1st, 2016."

"Promotion!" Saul says, walking past in his signature Spaghetti Friday pink apron. Charlotte swivels the lens to follow him. He sets down the crockpot he's carrying on top of the kitchen's center island. "Give me a high five."

Charlotte bops the lens into her outstretched palm.

"Knock 'em dead," Saul adds. "But I know you will. You're that type. You're going to go so far."

"We love you, Cerise!"
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>>3943248
>"We love you Cerise!"
;__;
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"This is Charlotte Mallory for Cerise's time capsule, June 3rd, 2018."

She's in a hospital ward you know all too well. Sitting on one of those ugly green pleather chairs in the waiting room.

"When you see this," Charlotte says, "this will all be a terrible memory, and nothing more -- s-should we cut this, Saul, do you think?"

She spins the camera on him. He looks bedraggled, and has a scruffy 5 O'clock shadow.

"I have not slept in... about 48? 72? hours," he says. "So -- I don't know."

"Maybe we should cut this."

"Cerise," Saul says. "I'm so sorry for what happened. Listen, you... you're... you're a fighter. You're sick right now. But you'll get better. I'll make goddamn sure of it. I haven't always been so... I don't know. Fatherly? You're not my daughter. To be frank I didn't want you, or Alabaster... but I got stuck with you. And I'm so lucky I did. I'm so thankful. You are my daughter. You're going to be okay again, Cerise, and when you're watching this you'll think this is all so stupid. I'm, uh, not sure we should stick this in your time capsule... but I know we definitely will stick in the day that you kicked Sand Reckoner's ass to the curb. Hang in there, Cerise. Stay strong and we'll bring you back when we can. This is just... a short hiatus."

Charlotte's voice from out of view is thick with tears: "We love you, Cerise."

"We do."

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"This is Charlotte Mallory for Cerise's time capsule, September 2nd, 2019!"

"I'm stuffed... and drunk..." Saul complains.

They're at Baumé. At the time, you had wondered what they were doing off in a corner filming themselves.

"We knew you'd make it," Charlotte says.

"Welcome back. Hey, have fun being a billionaire."

"We love you, Cerise!"

"I'm drunk..." Saul mutters before the camera cuts out.
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>>3943248
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"This is Saul Mallory for Cerise's time capsule, October 21, 2019."

Cerise's face is a mess of hot tears by now. So is Rose's. And... yours too. Only a little.

His face fills the frame. There's soft crying in the background of the video, too. He turns it around to reveal his wife, sitting on the bed in their bedroom. She covers her face, and waves at him angrily: "Don't do that! We're cutting this!"

Saul laughs and gets the camera back on himself.

"I wanted to get this one up on camera right away, so that I don't forget -- because the big day approaches. I'm doing this one in place of Charlotte. Hope that's fine." He whispers: "She got this way when we did this for Rose and Alabaster, too. So don't worry." He begins to walk around the room. "You're downstairs, and you don't know it yet, but you'll be watching this video in, oh, about a week."

He sits beside his wife.

"Cerise -- we're so proud of you. You made a great pick with this Gal girl, too. You sure do know how to pick 'em. Life is a bit crazy, but you need to always set aside a little bit of time to appreciate the good parts. That's my best advice. And what you've got with Gal is definitely a good part! I'm so happy you came into my life -- and I know I can't replace your real father -- but I'll do what I can. I want to be a father to you. And Charlotte wants to be a mother."

"I do!" Charlotte cries. "I really, really do!"

"We love you, Cerise," Saul says. "Congratulations. So, then."

He stands again.

"When you're done cringing at this silly little video, come on out back, and the first beer's on me -- even if you are a billionaire. See you poolside."

Cerise, that night, by herself, without even you or Gal to accompany her, goes out and sits by the pool and drinks her way through a whole 12 pack.

You can't hear her from beyond the glass doors, but you see her lips are moving: she's talking, with long pauses between, carrying on a one-sided conversation.

END OF EPISODE 9.
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How much more do you need to hurt me, OP Studios?
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>>3943256
>"When you're done cringing at this silly little video, come on out back, and the first beer's on me -- even if you are a billionaire. See you poolside."

;_;7


Rest in peace, Saul. You glorious bastard.
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>"When you're done cringing at this silly little video, come on out back, and the first beer's on me -- even if you are a billionaire. See you poolside."
for what purpose
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>"When you're done cringing at this silly little video, come on out back, and the first beer's on me -- even if you are a billionaire. See you poolside."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
It will only get worse from here.
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It's going to be so fucking terrible when this is all over.
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>>3943256
This is too much for my puny human heart
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My fucking kokoro.
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I hope the wedding lived up to expectations! And I know there's some sadness in it, but remember the happy times if you can.

I was planning to, but forgot to stick this part in. During the scene after the vows, when they're dancing, also is this:

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Noelle is her typical wallflower self. She hangs back by the buffet table, arms folding, pouting as she watches the revelers -- the newlyweds in particular. "Fucking lesbians..." you hear her mutter to herself, between swigs of rum and coke.

Kay saunters by her. She holds out her hand. "C'mon."

"C'mon what?"

"C'mon and dance, moron."

"With you? With-- anyone?" Noelle sputters. "No. I'm not a dancer. It's a fucking nightmare, watching me dance -- I've got no sense of rhythm or--"

Kay grabs her wrist and literally drags her out onto the dancefloor. The noise Noelle makes as she surges forward with the momentum of it, is a surprised "hup--!" And then it's too late for her to get away.

The two dance all night long.

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I hope the lewd that I stick in here within the next couple days is as good as all that, too. It's gonna take place just after the wedding. Ideas are welcome, although I've got some things in m ind already.

Goodnight for now.
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>And I know there's some sadness in it, but remember the happy times if you can.
but of course

>Kay x Noelle is setting sail
I fucking love this
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>>3943269
Good night OP! I'm only crying a little
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>>3943269
Sleep well, OP-sama! We'll always rember the happy days!

How do you manage to twist my emotions like this? What kind of sorcerer are you?
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>>3943271
What a beautiful night to have a curse.
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>>3943248
>"Promotion!" Saul says, walking past in his signature Spaghetti Friday pink apron. Charlotte swivels the lens to follow him. He sets down the crockpot he's carrying on top of the kitchen's center island. "Give me a high five."
>Charlotte bops the lens into her outstretched palm.
This is adorable

>>3943256
oof
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>>3943131
I want to officiate weddings with Whitney! I really want to!
>>3943256
That's not the biggest gutpunch, but it's up there. Good shit. I always liked the little flashes of Saul and Cerise and this just drives home their special relationship even more.

Overall a good wedding.
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>>3943240
>Rose, lying next to you on the living couch,

Oh my god, Cerise granted couch anon his ultimate wish

I didn’t cry at any of this. I’m not some girly man. Shut up. Fuck You.
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>>3940602
>"Sand Reckoner can give you information at a glance, but it's only as good as the data it receives. GIGO: garbage in, garbage out. It's like being trapped inside the Chinese Room -- if you have a bad dictionary, you'd never know that you're mistranslating the characters slid under the jamb."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_room

Lots to pick through as far as how it lines up with symbols and themes in FQ. I’ll start here:

>Searle argues that, without "understanding" (or "intentionality"), we cannot describe what the machine is doing as "thinking" and, since it does not think, it does not have a "mind" in anything like the normal sense of the word. Therefore, he concludes that the "strong AI" hypothesis is false.

Welcome to the Human Intentionality Project.
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>>3943592
And, oh god, oh fuck, it’s related to this thought experiment too:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_brain

>In the philosophy of mind, the China brain thought experiment (also known as the Chinese Nation or Chinese Gym) considers what would happen if each member of the Chinese nation were asked to simulate the action of one neuron in the brain, using telephones or walkie-talkies to simulate the axons and dendrites that connect neurons. Would this arrangement have a mind or consciousness in the same way that brains do?
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Continuing my trip through the archives, I can't believe I completely forgot about this scene from the end of season 1 synopsis.

>Rose corners and tries to rape Alabaster at some point, but Vivian knocks her out, in a reversal of a scene that happened way back in Episode 5. Alabaster thanks Vivian profusely -- but she knocks him out, too.

>When you wake up, you're tightly bound -- hand and foot. Groaning, you sit upright. You feel your vision unblur and your pupils adjust to the room's low light. Rose is similarly hogtied, propped naked against the wall on the opposite end of the room.

>Vivian stands in front of you, dressed in a ridiculous form-fitting leather costume that leaves her genitals exposed. She wields a cat-o-nine-tails and a black cat masque.

>Rose gains consciousness not long after you do. "Oh, what the fuck," she says, looking from you to Vivian and back again. "Seriously?"

>You stare up at Vivian. "What are you doing?" you ask.

>"B-be quiet!" she commands. "You will s-speak when spoken to!"

>You frown. "I'm sorry," you say, "but you *do* know that I could break free from these ropes literally at any time I want, right?"

>"I said quiet!" She cracks the whip -- but instead of the sharp snap she's looking for, the tails just flop round uselessly. She tries a second time and gets the same results.

>"This can't be real..." Rose says.

>"This is what you like," Vivian asserts, although it comes out sounding more like a question. "This is what you want. Isn't that right, you, you, you... p-p-p-pervert?"

>"I wish I could hate you to DEATH," Rose says, straining against her bonds. "Both of you! Oh my GOD."

Attempted dom Vivian is so fucking adorable
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I want to talk philosophy with Cerise and Saul! I reallly really want to!

Seriously though, I may be Basic Bitch here but what do you guys think their views would be on Plato's Republic? Is Alabaster, >you or anyone with an implant, anywhere close to the philosopher king he envisioned?
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>>3944017
I'm legitimately curious how deep those two went.

Nobody in Fuck Quest should aspire to be an enlightened monarch. That's how you end up with Davids'.
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>>3943131
While I'm personally disgusted by these cross dressing scenes since that kind of shit makes my dick shrivel, officiant Whitney is the shit.
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>>3944192
suck snackleford-sensei's cock in hell, you rotten faggot
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>>3944194
Wow, that was a bit much, Anonymous-dono.
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>>3944196
well if i said suck armstrong's cock, that'd be a reward if anything
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>>3943269
kay and noelle are gonna get married huh
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>>3944257
That would require them to be lesbians.

They aren’t lesbians.
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>>3944270
Uh, you don't HAVE to be a lesbian to marry another girl, you bigot. Just look at our #Bicon Cerise Soliloquy.
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>>3944190
>Whitney is the shit.
Yes.
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Happy Thanksgiving, /fq/-tachi! Don't be like Rose and stay cooped up playing Touhou all day!
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>>3944775
Which makes me wonder things like who ends up stuffing themselves beyond capacity at the Nail House Fucksgiven?
and who gets stuffed afterwards, of course
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Happy Thanksgiving, FQ.

THE CHART has been updated.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-etEnD8e0Y6-6hyJe5uBni11x8Po7vQrNv0CCiCjwmk/edit?usp=sharing

Anyone else here maybe interested in doing an /fq/ Turkey Day mini marathon of MST3K movies, later on tonight? Let me know.
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>>3944918
I don't like that Rose2 and Chloe are also missing an eye in this pic.
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>>3944918
what the hell are those 3 shadows anyway
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>>3944978

It's the MST3K crew.
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>>3944918
Count me in! That sounds like a blast!
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>>3944918
Me, being the slow dumbass that I am, only just noticed that Alabaster and Cerise's favourite colours are each other's names. That's really cute.
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>>3944918
Finally OP has invited us to netflix and chill.
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>>3944994
>>3945043
I'm gonna go grab my turkey day turkey and probably aim to set a stream up in about 2 or 3 hours' time.
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>>3945055
See you on the other side! Drive safe!
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>>3945055
Hooray!
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>>3945016
I just noticed that Whitney and Vivian have completely opposite MBTI typings. ESFP vs INTJ.
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I'm new to using this site, but let's try it out.

https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/gc4sxymx9htfkmg85u?lang=en
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>>3944918
>Qiangxiang
>Gangam style
Dropped
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Now showing Space Mutiny.
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>>3945146
>>3945186
Thanks for a super fun time, OP! Hope we can do it again some time!
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>>3945186
Dear OP,

I feel that there are still some last few lingering resentments hanging around between Alabaster and Alex. It wouldnt do to have then remain unresolved during the long awaited comiket arc!

Therefore I will share an old family secret for ridding oneself of lingering resentments. Simply approach the individual you have unsettled feelings for while both of you are dressed like women. Once gathered with him and an assortment of his rapeyer haremites the best way to make your feelings plain is to rape his boy pussy while both his mothers bemoan and praise what a wonderful slut daughter they raised.

If you are particularly backed up with resentment you can recruit a dear friend to collect your last weeks issued seed and face fuck his slutty girl mouth until you both fill him with your jizz and feelings forever staining him as a cum loving slut.

This works every single time with no negative consequences. Happy Thanksgiving.
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>>3945267
I would also add prostate massage to complement the experience, by it via a tongue, a plug, an aneros or a strap on pounding us
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>>3945267
OP went through all the trouble of describing the dresses those two were wearing, if there ends up being no pastebin lewd of them, I'll be real heartbroken.
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Continuing my trip through the archives, noticed these exchanges

>Season 1 Episode 2

"One meeting," you say. "ONE. That's all I promise."

"Tomorrow?"

"You mean today?"

"No, I mean tomorrow."

"It's 3:40 AM."

"Well, not tomorrow tomorrow. I mean like... tomorrow."

"Goddamn it, Stackleford. Fine, whatever. I'll be there. Now write this number down."

>Season 2 Episode 6

"It's 3 in the fucking morning," you grumble.

"...is it that late? I must have lost track of the time. I've been working all night."

"Christ you're annoying. I have work tomorrow, you know. During normal human hours."

"What does tomorrow have to do with it? I want to meet at 10 AM today."

"Not tomorrow," you say. "I mean-- you know what, nevermind. The point is, I have work. So it can't be at 10."


That's a great callback, and nobody seemed to notice it at the time. I'm sure there's plenty more of these that we've been missing, too.
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>>3945267
>It wouldnt do to have then remain unresolved during the long awaited comiket arc!
Comiket never

>>3945323
That was one of the most obvious callbacks
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>>3945267
You had me until we got to the obvious bait and switch. Gonna have to call TENDERNESS on this one, chief.
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>>3941253
I disagree. We never learned about Mara’s motives enough (and iirc OP even said she’s evil just because) so she reminded me a lot of season 1 David. Evil and crazy for no reason. Which is fine I guess but not intensely interesting.

Chloe is CRAZY BANANAS, but you can see exactly why. It’s not just that her craziness is explained by being molested though... it’s that you can see exactly HOW that trauma has completely broken her brain. For example, like how she tormented muskfucker by putting a knife in his mouth to gag him on it. It’s totally fucked, and really interesting. Her psycho bullshit is always linked somehow back to it.
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>>3945663
We might learn a touch more about Mara through any potential interactions with Alyosha, and maybe even find out why her and Vasily were such big cunts.
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The only thing David Darkbloom did wrong was delay Fuck Quest another week.
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So... he's going to die. Again.
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>>3945173
I'll kick off reader Q&A with this not-really-a-question!

I spend way too long on the chart whenever I update it, trying to pick the most perfect thing for every possible category for every character while keeping the responses mostly unique too. I've spent many hours on it, really.

So for Chloe's favorite one hit wonder, I couldn't find a lot of resources for Chinese one hit wonders. I was pretty stumped since she's not the type to consume a lot of pop from the west. But then I thought of some backstory here.

Chloe was raised by her uncle as we know, who is a staid conservative when it comes to matters of culture, a true Chinese nationalist. So of course, pop-cultural items from other countries were strictly forbidden in his household, from fast food (as we've seen) to Hollywood films etc... but if he hates American culture, then certainly he hates other east Asian cultures even more...

Now Chloe would have been around 8-10 when Gangnam Style exploded in popularity. I'm sure all her school friends were listening to it. So I imagine her also listening to it, but not for enjoyment, rather as an act of defiance. Bumping it loudly in her bedroom to piss her uncle off. Defiance which she ultimately paid for... but it ended being a catchy song that grew on her despite herself.
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>>3945969
What a lovely story of horrible child abuse

Speaking of the chart, what's the significance behind Smatter's favourite font? Since you made it an image, I can't even google the name of it
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>>3945991
That's just wingdings, isn't it?
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>>3945991
Wingdings. It's not available on Google sheets.

She likes it because the symbols are funny.
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>>3945998
>>3945997
Wingdings was one of my thoughts, but I remembered from my early 2000s days on the computer that there were several fonts like it. Wasn't sure which one specifically.

>She likes it because the symbols are funny.
Perfect
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What are you going to do after Fuck Quest ends, OP? Will we ever hear from you again? Will we ever explore this world/these characters you've created again or will this be the definitive end? ;_;
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After the finale, I'll make some announcements. I don't want to talk too much until then about what the future holds.
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>>3946037
>some announcements
Ohhh man.
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>>3946037
Finally going to be announcing Fuck Quest: The Animated Series, I see

The perspective on that piece of paper makes it look like Nagato is exposing her midriff
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>>3946042

Don't be absurd, she would never do that.
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>>3946042

really glad I'm not the only one who saw that
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Guess I can get a head-start on the Q&A:

Why a Q&A at this point in the season?
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>>3947337

Because I'm crazy and unpredictable. But also because I want to give y'all something for Saturday even if I'm not putting a new episode up.
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That's fair~
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Who would you main in a /fq/ inspired Smash Bros clone?
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I apologize, but this has been rattling around in my head for weeks.
How does Rose2 feel about people who eat pull-n-peel twizzlers without either pulling or peeling?
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>>3947341
Whose perspective had you enjoyed writing the most now that you have written from Cerise perspective.

Whitneyquest was definitely one of my favorite moments from the pseudo conclusion of original season 1
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Dad. It's so weird that they made him an Alabaster echo, though.
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>>3947378
She's fine with it, because this is how she herself eats them.

>>3947389
There was a scene with Fazil's POV in season 3 if you'll recall that was a lot of fun to write.

But overall, it's been an absolute blast to write from Amber's perspective -- I'm so glad I made that decision.

For the lewd scenes especially it's been a ton of fun. I've written SO much smut from the perspective of Alabaster, which is always cool of course, but being able to flip the script and show it from the perspective of the girl getting fucked, to describe in graphic detail from their own viewpoint how much they love his dick, how much they love to get cummed inside etc, is so hot. The first scene with Alabaster from Amber's perspective was one I definitely needed some me-time for. But she's a ton of fun to write even outside the lewds, too.
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>>3947488
Sorry if this has been asked before, but
Do you have any plans/ideas for /qst/ after Fuck Quest is concluded?
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Vivian is on your lap on the living room sectional, wearing only her bra and panties. Her face, scrunched up by the way you hold it in one hand, is both stupid-looking and sexy -- and her eyes are glazed with lust. With your other arm looped over the small of her back to keep her held close, you grope her butt through the sheer silk fabric of her undergarment. These skivvies are the best kind: the pointless kind, the see-everything-anyway kind.

You slap her.

Her face contorts in agony, but you scrunch it up again before she has a chance to say anything. All she can do is squirm and wiggle against you. Of course, she's wet already. And she tries to speak anyway: "mmmf... Arrrabashterrrr... prreashhh..."

You decide to be nice and let her talk for a moment. You let go of her cheeks. She smiles at you, her eyes twinkling despite the bruise spreading across her face, and her laughter is a low "hmmm~" of pleasure. She strokes your chest. "You are such a cruel man, Mr. Soliloquy.... do you enjoy beating young girls that much?" She grinds against your hardness. "Is this what arouses you... mister?"

(Vivian is taking after Amber, these days... she likes the M word.)

You slap her again. She reels, grimacing and smiling; both at the same time. "Whose fault is that?" You sneer.

Keeping her gaze averted, she admits the truth. "Mine... it's all mine, mister... please, beat me harder."

It really is all her fault: this is the scenario she asked you for. Occasionally her extremely masochistic side rears its head. A little bit ago, she asked you to -- this is verbatim -- "beat the humanity out of me." It seems that Vivian got a glimpse at one of Gal's ryona doujin and took an interest.

Now comes the critical moment when she'll find out if reality is as good as fantasy. Vicious open-handed slaps to the face are one thing, and for Vivian, they're already old hat. Punching her in the tummy is going to be something entirely new, and maybe, even for her, too much. You forced her in advance to agree to the tenderness clause, although she's loath to use a safeword; and you also know you'll have to gauge her reactions closely, ready to pull the plug yourself if need be.

You line your fist up with her tender navel, balling, then unballing, then reballing it for effect. She watches the way your forearm muscles flex, the way the veins bulge, and she's trembling. Haltingly, she wraps both weak hands around your wrist, and holds your hand to her board-flat stomach. The span of your knuckles is half as wide as her torso at her narrowest. This promises to be a short session. You might utterly demolish her with a single punch. But she's so enthusiastic to be ruined: "Please, mister... don't hold back."

You press firmly against her stomach a few times, testing its give; the spongy flesh, and the unshielded organs within. Vivian is still goading you on: "hit me... make me wet myself... bruise and batter my body..."

You pull your arm back, ready to strike, and then--
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>>3947508
oh god oh fuck oh god
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>punches
I know this is consensual, but...
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You're distracted by banging from upstairs before you can throw the first punch. It sounds like someone deploying a hammer: bang-bang, bang-bang. You gaze at the ceiling, then back down at Vivian.

She shrugs, and continues: "hurt me, mister... beat me black and bl--"

bang-bang, bang-bang -- it's impossible to carry on with this fucking racket above your heads.

You lift Vivian up by the armpits and set her aside like a toy. She makes a disgruntled "hup" as you do so. You rise to your feet. She crawls across the couch on hands and knees, after you. She whines: "Alabaster... please... ignore that noise. Come and finish what you have started."

"I'll be right back."

She purrs in anger. "Ridiculous... see a physician. You clearly have ADHD. You and Whitney both need a prescription for Ritalin -- Alabaster -- where are you going? Come back at once. I demand to be abused! Come here!"

She's on her feet now, too, and following you upstairs -- then up another flight again -- to the third floor.

You weren't sure what you did expect to find up here. But if you'd been pressed, this would definitely have been low on the list. It's Samantha -- and she's wearing clothes for the first time since moving here. It's her typically slutty bunnygirl outfit, granted, but this time it comes with some extra flair: a toolbelt, work gloves, steel-tipped boots, safety glasses and a hard-hat (with holes cut out on top for her ears to poke through, check).

The getup isn't just for show, either. She's actually working. The third floor bathroom is half-gutted, with clear plastic tarp laying over the part she isn't working on. The bathtub is out in the hall, having been removed; and Samantha is busily taking a sledgehammer to the wall, revealing the wooden framework and piping within.
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What in the god damn.
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>>3947523
Well then.

This is certainly low on the list of what I was expecting.
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>>3947523
>when you try to watch HBO but end up with HGTV instead
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Whitney is off to the side, drinking a beer and watching this demolition in progress. "Hey Ally," she says nonchalantly.

"I..." you begin. "What the hell?"

"What is the meaning of this?" Vivian demands. "You are letting your pet run rampant. She is destroying our furniture!"

Samantha hears you talking. She turns, tits jiggling, and sees you all standing there. "Oh!" She pips. "I am sorry to be making too much noise! I hope I didn't bother you, masters!"

"You bothered us quite a lot," Vivian grumps. "Why have you been entrusted with dangerous tools? Why are you out of your cage?"

Samantha giggles stupidly. "The hot tub outside is always so full! I told master Whitney that we should have a second one on the inside! Especially for when it gets cold! She says -- she says: heeeeh! If you want one so bad, install it yourself! So here I am! Okay!"

"You're installing a hot tub?" You breathe. "You... you know how to do that?"

"Oh, yes. I build a whole lot. I even built a house once!"

She turns and starts smashing the wall again. Calling over her shoulder, she says: "I will be fast! There are earplugs on the bench over there if you need some!"

That's when you notice the little yellow foam plugs sticking out of either of Samantha's ears.

You glance Whitney's way. "Do you... really think she's capable of this?"

Whitney shrugs. "Ask your mommies. They went to school with her. Said the only class she ever aced was wood shop. Go figure, huh?" She takes a sip, then adds: "Guess she's just really passionate about wood."

Her form with the sledgehammer, at least, is cool and confident; leaving little doubt that she's done similar work in the past. She strikes the wall low, knocking a hole in it; braces her foot against the wall for leverage as she unwedges the hammer's business end; takes a calm step back to recenter her balance, hoists the hammer over her shoulder and swings again. With every swing, she makes a cute little breathy grunt of exertion that sounds like "ha-aahh." And of course it makes her pretty parts jiggle, which is a bonus.

"Got another beer?" You ask Whitney. She hands you one from the cooler at her feet. Then, noticing her kid sister wearing only some very indecent underwear, she quirks and eyebrow and asks: "Did Sammy interrupt?"

"Yes! She did!" Vivian says.

Whitney hands her a can of beer, too. Vivian clacks it open, and takes a swig. The bitterness gets the better of her and she pulls a face, making a semi-disgusted "pwah" before adding: "She will be punished accordingly."

"Sounds fun," Whitney says.

"Yes!" Samantha agrees, between whacks -- not even glancing back. She's working up a nice sweat that's pearling and running down her back and butt. "Punish me lots, master Vivian! But -- later! I am very busy now!"

Vivian frowns. She sips at her beer with you and her sister.
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>>3947488
>She's fine with it, because this is how she herself eats them.
I think I'm going to be sick.
>>3947523
I wasn't aware I wanted bunnygirl construction workers
>and a hard-hat (with holes cut out on top for her ears to poke through, check).
But I want bunnygirl construction workers.
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>>3947534
>"Guess she's just really passionate about wood."
God dammit.
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>"Guess she's just really passionate about wood."
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>>3947534
I never knew just how much I needed this. Looking forward to her business, Smatters & Buns Construction
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>>3947534
Wait a minute...

Which ears were the plugs sticking out of?
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>>3947544

Both.
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>>3947543
She'll take cash, card, and cum as payment.
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>>3947534
>"Guess she's just really passionate about wood."
I now consider it canon that Smatters is an avatar for a really horny TTG player who didn't read the woodsmith skill correctly when creating her character.
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>>3947502

I'm gonna make some announcements at the end of the finale. Don't want to reveal too much until then!
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All right, so I'm already working on the wedding day lewd I skipped. I'll end the night with that.

I've got a couple other pieces of scenes I haven't had the chance to get to that I could pick up also. But I wanted to make this a bit interactive, so...

Anything in particular anyone else wants to see? Lewd or not.
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>>3947549
This seems so fortuitous somehow. Moreso than I'd expect.
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>>3947553
More Noelle/Kay please!
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>>3947553
Vivian's 18th birthday! (lewd or not)
Shibari with Kay! And maybe Noelle!
Gal sitting in on a SakuraDokuhaku stream! (Optional cameo from Besuto)
Amber!
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>>3947534
>Passionate about wood
>Loves a good, hard pounding

Now we just need the resident weebs (or Makoto, if she was alive) to do that holiday with pounding mochi and it'll just add to the bunny motif more.

>>3947553
>Anything in particular anyone else wants to see? Lewd or not.
Missed an opportunity for Vivian to piss on Mara's ashes.
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>>3947553
I'm still holding out for an extended scene based on pic related, though I hope it's not annoying that I keep requesting that.

Barring that, I'm very on board with >>3947559
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>>3947553
Scarlett and Charlotte spending time together.
They've got one more thing in common now after all.
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>>3947559
>>3947560
>>3947566

There's some Noelle/Kay stuff upcoming, but I can work in another scene too.

Keep the suggestions coming as I write, and for those, and the others already made, I'll see what else I can do!
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>>3947575
Cerise Face Sitting. Her ass always gets complimented but never focused.
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>>3947577
>>3947575
Additionally family movie night. With the new extended family via marriages.

And for fun stackleford sensei trying to dodge jailbait left and right.
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>>3947579
Actually, I love the idea of the new extended family movie night, so I'll second this one.
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>>3947575
>>3947553
One of your themes is cycles. We've yet to see our generation's bicycle ala Smatters. For as horny as the main cast is, I'm surprised we've never seen her equivalent yet.
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Here's the updated version of the checklist, for reference. It doesn't include non lewd interactions, but it at least gives us an idea of who hasn't spent time with who yet.

Some thoughts at a glace
>Cerise and Noelle arguing over Traps vs Yuri
>Renee, Charlotte, and Mom in the MILF off of the century
>Alex being bullied by Amber, a girl much younger than he is
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>>3947575
So... do we get to bap Vivian or no?

Anon's Noelle/Kay shibari idea sounds fun too.
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>>3947575
Vivian visiting a sleeping alabaster to extract his essence for use in the ejaculating dildo, and hopefully its subsequent use with the rest of the harem.
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>>3947584
was there a lewd with chloe? i don't recall there being one, did i miss it somehow?
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>>3947681
Nope, there hasn't been one yet.
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>>3947681
No, as Alabaster does not want to fuck her.
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>>3947681
Not yet.

>>3947683
Not yet.
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>>3947682
glad to see i'm not crazy
>>3947686
glad to see anon is with the picture
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>>3947709
OH BOY OH BOY
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>>3947709
oh fuck oh god oh man oh geez
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>>3947709
>If Noelle was honest with her own feelings... she'd be a better, and more prolific, lesbian rapist than even Whitney.
Probably for the best, then.
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>>3947709
Oh fuck. This started off good. Then it got REALLY good.
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>that ending
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>>3943269
>forced into a carpet munching channel subscription
this is rape privilege
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>before getting to the last line
This is a bit harsh...

>that last line
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Here's one for you, OP: Did you have a plan for Darkbloom if we hadn't gone off the rails with body-snatching Dalton? Is it still too soon to reveal it if so?
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"I hope Rose gets pregnant soon," Charlotte says, sipping her tea at the kitchen's center island.

"I agree -- I absolutely agree," Scarlett says as she whisks the melting chocolate into the heating cream on the stovetop. Then, realizing, she says with a frown: "Oh. You mean that Rose."

"Well of course," Charlotte giggles. "She is his wife, after all. Don't tell me you want Alabaster to impregnate Rose2!"

Scarlett shrugs. "Why not? My Rose is just as good as yours! Better, even!"

"Scarlett, please! Rose2 is a dim bulb... not good genetic material, no... and besides... they can have their fun, but siblings bearing children is risky at best."

"As if it's much better to bear children with your cousin!"

"Once r--"

"And anyway, they're not siblings." Scarlett wheels on her niece, points at her with the dripping whisk. "Not really. They're from different timelines... or... or something..." She finds her resolve again as she adds: "Sibling incest between timelines isn't real incest! Everyone knows that!"

"Uh huh," Charlotte says. "Well if you want a bun in Rose2's oven, she's got some catching up to do. My Rose has been off the pill for weeks now."

Haughty, Scarlett puts a hand on her hip and tilts her chin up. "My Rose hasn't been on the pill to begin with!"

Charlotte is aghast. She sets her cup down. "You're joking."

Scarlett shakes her head.

"Does Alabaster know this?"

"Of course he doesn't. He'd doubtlessly object!"

"I should hope so!" Charlotte says. "Anyway, shouldn't he have some say in whether he fathers a child with someone?"

Scarlett folds her arms. "He's the one who's ejaculating inside her without even asking whether she's safe. I had the birds and the bees talk with him when he was younger -- he knows the risks. If there's an accident, that makes it all his fault."

"My goodness," Charlotte says, clasping a hand to her chest. "I rather think Alabaster would like to know this information... should I go t--"

Charlotte jumps in her seat as Scarlett surges forward and pounds a hand on the island's marble countertop. "Butt out, hussy!"

Charlotte regains her composure in the silence that follows. She smooths her blouse, and smiles at her still sneering aunt. "All right. I can see that this is important to you. What is my silence worth to you?"

Scarlett narrows her eyes at her niece. "What do you want?" She finally asks.

"We both have a horse in the race," Charlotte says. "There's no reason Alabaster can't impregnate both girls -- is there?"

"Hmm..."

"If you give me a hand..." Charlotte says slyly, "I'll give you a hand too... a little quid pro quo."

By the time dessert is done, they've already planned every possible combination of double baby shower: boy-boy, boy-girl, and girl-girl.
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>>3947737
oh lordy
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>>3947737
>"Sibling incest between timelines isn't real incest! Everyone knows that!"
Oh my fuck.
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don't let Vivian read Clone Ningen or the moms get it
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Okay,

[ ] Cerise face-sitting
[ ] Family movie night
[ ] Scientifically verifying Alex's visibility
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>>3947749
>[x] Scientifically verifying Alex's visibility
I will die on this hill
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>>3947749
>[X] Family movie night
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>>3947749
>[ ] Family movie night
which family? how many levels legally and genetically? which movie? FIND OUT IN FUCK QUEST
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>>3947749
>[x] Family movie night
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>>3947749
I'm just gonna go ahead and...
>[x] Cerise face-sitting
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>>3947753
It's Dalton's family. And they're watching Cars 3.

>[x] Scientifically verifying Alex's visibility.

I've been pandered too enough this season, and Chart-anon's wanted this for a long time.
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>>3947749
>[ ] Scientifically verifying Alex's visibility
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Thank you, anon
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>>3947749
>[x] Scientifically verifying Alex's visibility.
Of course.

>She finds her resolve again as she adds: "Sibling incest between timelines isn't real incest! Everyone knows that!"
What about parental incest between timelines? In fact, if Alabaster is indeed his own father, that's practically proof that parental incest between timelines is genetically beneficial.
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>>3947749
>[ x] Scientifically verifying Alex's visibility
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>>3947553
Scarlet teaching Rose how to bake and do other housewifey things
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All right, it's time for Mythbusters: FQ edition.

The losing scenes will happen in one way or another. I really, really want Cerise facesitting too.
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Based
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>>3947770
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>>3947770
Based OP
Mommy mode?
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While I write, I'll take a second to answer this.

I did have a plan, and of course that's totally off the rails now as you say. My preexisting plan for Darkbloom this season totally blinded me to the possibility of putting him in Darkbloom during the premiere -- so I'm glad you all wrote it in. This is much better. It's made season 4 so much interesting. My plan would have had him still hidden in Amber's safe, out-of-play, for most of the season.

He wouldn't have stayed there forever, of course; it was a Chekov's Implant situation. One of the first things I wrote for season 4 during the midseason break was a scene involving Darkbloom that I had intended for the finale, or an episode very close to it. That scene almost certainly won't happen, or at least in the form I thought -- it would have to be radically altered if it did.
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>>3947799
(Totally blinded me to putting him in Dalton, rather -- he's been bodyjacking Dalton that the two are basically synonymous at this point!)
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>>3947799
>>3947801
This is why I love this quest. I hope we can see that scene after the finale!
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Questions about the chart:

What HP House is Alex, really?
Why Is Smatters so fond of Jimmy Carter?
Are you making the joke I think you are with her favorite element?
Why did you add Sable and Makoto back?
Any significance to changing Vivian’s tarot arcana and giving hers to Chloe?
Any significance to Sable’s stand being *that song?*
Can we mating press Chloe’s esophagus?
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>>3947737
>"Once r--"
Based

>"Sibling incest between timelines isn't real incest! Everyone knows that!"
Double based
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>>3947770
Blessed
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>>3947873
He didn't even ask us to wait warmly this time, though. I'm freezing my ass off over here
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>>3947874
I have hot chocolate though, so I'm very warm.
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>>3947891
Ohhh yes.
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For the sake of everyone's refractory periods, the finale on Sunday night.
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>>3947895
Sleep well, OP-sama.
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>>3947895
Nighty night, OP~
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i love this

i love you
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>What HP House is Alex, really?
I can see an argument for all 4, which is why the little joke there. But my gut feeling when I initially got to him was Slytherin. You might not expect it, but it somehow fits, right?

>Why Is Smatters so fond of Jimmy Carter?

This came to mind:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident

Also, he may or may not have ordered a secret FBI black operation to free the subjects of cruel human experimentation from their tormentors and reintegrate them back into society under assumed names, in the witness protection program

>Are you making the joke I think you are with her favorite element?

Maybe.

>Why did you add Sable and Makoto back?

It was mean to take them out just because they departed from the story. They belong there.

>Any significance to changing Vivian’s tarot arcana and giving hers to Chloe?

I was struggling with Chloe's, but in the end, The Magician seemed to be the best fit for her. It also wasn't as ominous as the other cards that I thought might fit for her. And since I want responses to be as unique as possible, I tried to find a different card that fit with Vivian, too. It's funny, but the same tarot arcana fit quite well for both characters.

You know, people think "death" is a very ominous card, but it's not, really.

>the Death card symbolises the end of a major phase or aspect of your life that you realise is no longer serving you, opening up the possibility of something far more valuable and essential. You must close one door to open another. You need to put the past behind you and part ways, ready to embrace new opportunities and possibilities. It may be difficult to let go of the past, but you will soon see its importance and the promise of renewal and transformation. If you resist these necessary endings, you may experience pain, both emotionally and physically, but if you exercise your imagination and visualise a new possibility, you allow more constructive patterns to emerge.

Very apt for Vivian!

>Any significance to Sable’s stand being *that song?*

It just fit particularly well for her character.

>Can we mating press Chloe’s esophagus?

Lewd.
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>>3947905
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident
>April 20th, 1979

[nervous laughter]
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>>3947908

Shhhh.
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>>3947737
>"My Rose hasn't been on the pill to begin with!"
Good call, Scarlett.
I really, really like the dynamic between the moms. They're so alike, and becoming more so, but also different that is causes some great conflict.
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>>3945969
>Now Chloe would have been around 8-10 when Gangnam Style exploded in popularity

Oh god, I feel so old.
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>>3947534
>She says -- she says: heeeeh! If you want one so bad, install it yourself! So here I am! Okay!"
I forgot to mention this earlier. People trying to mimic Whitney's wheeze makes me smile.
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>You kiss him on the forehead. "I love you, too."

This gives my heart a happy.
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>>3947891
hes so cute. I want to have more cute romantic moments with Alex.
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>>3947341
The assault on Vail was a real nailbiter. Was there anyone you wish could have come along that didn't make the cut?
Piggybacking off that, were there alternatives to the final showdown with Mara, at least in your head?
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Who's your favourite non-haremite, /fq/?

Back in the early days it would have been Fazil for me, no question. The man exudes charm and is the light of any scene he's present in. But now that we're reaching the endgame, I'm really surprised to find that it's now David motherfucking Darkbloom. This man has gone through such a heel-face turn in my opinion of him - from being an irredeemably evil mad scientist in the original quest, to being a morally complex 'villain' in season 2, to now being a core member of our posse. I fucking love redemption arcs, and Darkbloom is one of the most memorable cases I can think of.
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>>3949036
Darkbloom is so much more fun this time around, it really can't be denied. But I'm also in love with the bantz between Armstrong and Nelson. It's just too good. Even Tyrus had his moments before he was irrefutably against us. It's almost a shame how that was basically destined to happen.
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>>3949041
God, Armstrong and Nelson ARE so good. And Tyrus. And Saul!

My supporting cast can't be this based!
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>>3949045
It's too true. I miss Saul already. Even Spancer ;_;
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>>3949036
That's like asking someone to pick a favorite child.
David is probably the singular most interesting character of the bunch, for obvious reasons, with Saul coming in a close second. On the lesser used side, I was a fan of Gustav, Will and Mara, for varying reasons.
And someone has to mention the love-to-hate for Stackleford.
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>>3949036
The most high-ranking would probably be Darkbloom, and under him would be a three-way tie between Saul, and Armstrong and Nelson. Below that would be Fazil and Ken.
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>>3948985
>Was there anyone you wish could have come along that didn't make the cut?

I came to it without a strong opinion on who should go or stay. Although I did have a particular scene in mind had Vivian gone -- but this wasn't a scenario I was heart-set on realizing, just something I could have done if she was present. Ditto for an idea I had if Chloe had gone.

The team you assembled was fine, and got the job done. It was always going to be a messy extraction, but it was fun to use the team we got.

>Piggybacking off that, were there alternatives to the final showdown with Mara, at least in your head?

Oh several. Of course if you had let Mara slip away, that would have changed the endgame entirely. But once David was on the Vail team, I really wanted him to notch the kill, and I don't think her death could have been any more satisfying.

>>3949036
It's hard for me to name a favorite in terms of a character I'm fondest of - there are characters I like to write for more or less, because of how fun they are, but it's hard for me to cast it in terms of "oh, I like X better than Y as a character."

But if I had to pick a favorite secondary, then probably Saul. He was a good man and a good father. You got him colored through Alabaster's POV (and the mutual animosity they shared) 90% of the time so it wasn't always apparent how strongly he loved his family, even Alabaster himself. His anger at Alabaster, when it arose, was always driven by disappointment and concern.

---

I got a late, late start writing tonight, so it'll be a late posting. Don't keep yourself tied down since it'll just be that lewd scene this evening, and it might not come for a few hours yet. Any other questions and such though, I'm happy to answer.
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>>3949036
>Implying Darkbloom is a non-haremite
For me it's Darkbloom > Saul = Tyrus = Armstrong I think. They're all so good though
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>>3949036
David, Fazil, Armstrong, Nelson, and Spancer (rip) are all great. Saul was a funny guy too but I didn't much attachment to him really
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Here's one for everyone, not just OP:

Was there ever a particular vote that you were initially upset at the result of, but were ultimately pleased with the events that transpired because of it?
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>>3949165
Kinda felt like we were press-ganged into the whole "Marry Rose" choice, but I can't deny it's taken the story in soem interesting directions.
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>>3949165
The one where we chose to comfort Whitney after she got fucking pissed at us. I was one of the people who voted to comfort her, but I got really anxious about it after I saw how everyone else was convinced Alabaster would fuck everything up. Glad it all worked out fine.

>>3949179
OP never actually gave us a choice to that. The scene where we were going to get the choice didn't happen.
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>>3949165
I can't really complain. Every choice we've made so far has had the spectre of something worse waiting on the other side. What we have now is the result of the choices we ended up making even if they did go against what some of us may have wanted, but no one wants to be faced with having been in favor of the choice that kills half the characters.
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>>3949179
>>3949182
>>3949184
For me personally, I was a little salty about answering the door for Vivian back in Season 2 while in the middle of fucking Whitney. I didn't want to expose that not-so-innocent little gothloli to our debauchery in such a way quite yet. But boy oh boy has everything we've learned about her (and Whitney!) since then made me happy I lost that one.
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>>3949165
We should be married to Whitney. Rose doesn’t deserve the win.
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>>3949274
Your tears are delicious
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>>3949165
When Rose2 was first introduced, I was very strongly against having sex with her, because I assumed it would lead to some kind of yandere situation. But once she was okay with it I grew to like her quite a bit.

If Rose2 is Rose2 to Alabaster, but just Rose to Amber, does that make her Amber!Rose?
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>>3949349
>I assumed it would lead to some kind of yandere situation
Still disappointed it never really did, despite all the early hints.
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>>3949349
>>3949356
It came close, I guess the Sapphire Club Shootout defused those particular tensions.
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This is gonna be a good one, guys. I can feel it in my bones.
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>>3949388
I'm just finishing up editing now.
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I'm excited.
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>>3949356
I'm sorry everyone didn't die like you were hoping for, Trackman :'(
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Oops, wrong version.
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>>3949403
She'd hurt herself before hurting anyone else.
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>>3949414
oh god oh fuck oh geez oh shit
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>>3949414
holy fucking shit
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>>3949414
>green silicone
Ayyy
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>>3949414
>OP to ChartAnon.png
You're gonna kill him! But I can't imagine he'd want to go any other way
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>>3949421
ChartAnon confirmed dead, oof.
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>>3949425
>>3949421
>>3949414


Rest in peace, that glorious bastard.
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With this, Season 4 is officially the longest in FQ.

Please endure it until the ending. We are coming around the curve.
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This was STAGGERINGLY lewd episode, too.

PROMINENCE BY MENTION:
Whitney: 787
Cerise: 673
Vivian: 630
Rose: 624
Noelle: 533
Galatea: 493
Kay: 477
Renee: 477
Mom: 448
Amber: 395
Charlotte: 353
Alex: 327
Rose2: 303
Qiangxiang: 198
Smatters: 183
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>>3949434
>>3949436

Holy fucking hell. Have I told you lately that I love you?
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>>3949434
Season 1 is dead. Long live Season 1.
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In fact, by a fair margin, this is the lewdest episode in Fuck Quest. I think it will stay that way, too.
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>>3949436
Shouldn't Rose and Vivian have two hearts due to their contributions to the slut walk?

>>3949439
>Lewder than the Timeless 10
You did it. You crazy bastard, you did it.
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>>3949440
You're right. That'll be rectified on the next chart.

That brings 4.9 to an even 10 over 1.10 in total lewdings.
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>>3949441
That's fucking
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>>3949441
>every single girl* was lewded at least twice in this episode alone

Amazing. How will Chloe even compete?
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>>3949414
Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.

I'm afk at the moment, so I'll have to read this and update the chart later. Sounds like it'll be a hell of an undertaking.
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>>3949274
While I'm mostly in agreement with you, the general happiness of the Nail House seems higher with Whitney focusing on harem management as opposed to wifely duties. Not that she couldn't do both, but asking that, and remaining top dog at Darkbloom Analytics is a lot to ask. Also, I don't want to imagine a world where Rose tries to manage the harem.
But apparently >>3947584 it's prevented a Whitney and Amber combination, which is terrible. And, between Whitney and Rose, I think the former might have liked the family role playing a fair bit more.
>>3949165
Plugging into Stairway to Heaven. That was when I learned to stop worrying about decisions. The only other ones would be the marriage routes and Amber dropping out, which turned out fine as well.
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A while ago I made a post about what types of Mario Maker levels the various members of the harem like.

https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3450226/#3464214

So I thought: why not make a series of levels based on that?

You can imagine the residents of the Nail House have each pitched in to create a level of their own.

First up, I present Kay's entry, "Big Boy Jumps" -- it's a toughie.

3QM-GR0-DXF
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>>3949576
Oh shit, I was actually thinking of suggesting something like this. Nice!

By the way, have you seen the latest update announcement? Does anything stand out to you in particular?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjgg0M_rgzM
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>>3949579

Yeah, I saw! It's really cool. I'm most excited for Spikes and Pokeys. The master sword is cool but I'm not big braineded enough to use it to its full extent in level making.

I'd love more variety in enemies. Chucks, Rexes, swoops and so on.
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>>3949414
Well, I got around to reading it. Holy shit, what a ride.

Now, a wise OP once said:
>I personally would count characters for the pairing chart if they were in the same lewd together even if they weren't shown to directly interact. I say this because the mere act of taking part in sexual acts together fuels the pleasure of either party. For example, Rose2 masturbated while watching the action between girls she didn't interact with; and her role was also part of the eroticism fueling the other girls. Similarly, Kay watching Alabaster fuck Rose in S2 was pleasurable to all three people, even if Kay didn't directly take part. Etc.

>So to me, since these characters helped get each other off, ultimately they've had an interaction sexual enough to qualify.

Operating under these guidelines, the chart now looks like this.

I gotta admit guys, I'm not very satisfied with this. All the chart tells us anymore is that there are three very neglected members of our harem, and two of them are dead.

SO

In the interest of granularity, I want to rework the chart. It's something that I've wanted to revise about it for a long time, but doing so would mean going back through the 120+ pastebins and checking them all individually. With the state the chart's currently in, now seems like the right time to do it.

Wish me luck guys, I might not survive the journey.
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>>3949603
If you're not up to climbing that particular mountain, you can always use a special color code for the wedding lewd if that's the only lewd for a given pairing.
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>>3949603
Are you gonna count full contact lewds with this same color, then just recolor those w/o direct contact involved?

In any case, godspeed with this endeavor.
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>>3949607
Nah, the data autist in me wouldn't be satisfied with that. I'm going all the way with this.

>>3949608
Yep, that's the plan.

That said, it's 2am and I'm fuckin tired. I've done the Bachelorette Party and the Gay Wedding Afterparty scenes, which were the two biggest obstacles I'd have to cover. Tomorrow I'll comb through the rest.
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>>3949633
Ganbatte, Chart Anon! If you need any help, I'm more than willing!
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>>3949349
>>3949403
Yandere Rose2 would've been hilarious
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>>3949204
>For me personally, I was a little salty about answering the door for Vivian back in Season 2 while in the middle of fucking Whitney
Wow, look at this fag
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>>3949434
I really can't believe that we can actually reasonably reach 1,000,000 by the end. This quest would actually reach legendary status
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>>3950205
I'm on track for 1M words. It was going to be close, but an interlewd + an extra long 4.9 is quite possibly going to get it over the line. It would take 5.5 episodes at the current per-episode average for S4 to get us there, but the final episodes are just as likely to run longer than the current average. If we end circa episode 14 or 15, it'll probably happen.
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Also, this episode is going to get just a little longer. It turns out on this chart: >>3949436 I gave Mom 2 hearts when she really should only have had 1. The only possible way to fix this is to whip up a bonus solo scene with her. Please understand.
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>>3950213
Fuck Quest ending forever in 2020 with a word could over a full million would be completely unbelievable.
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>>3950221
Captain, she can't take much more! At this rate, the warmth is going to be too much!
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>>3950221
God, how shameful. I don't know how I could ever forgive you.
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>>3950221
A perfect way to cap off the previous rampant Mommy swapping.
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oh boy
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Well it took forever, but here it is - the updated pairings chart. As usual, let me know if you see any problems with it, but I'd be surprised if I left anything out this time.

My career remains unended.
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>>3950353
Super neat. What does it look like with the wedding lewd given its own category? Just curious~

>>3950252
>rampant Mommy swapping

It's just good maintenance. You need to rotate mommies on a regular basis to prevent uneven wear.
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>>3950353
Not sure what you classify as a "non-pastebin interaction" but Chloe has kissed us twice.
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>>3950353
Most of it looks clean, but I think you missed the entire "Playing with the Pet" pastebin. Gal, Cerise, Amber, and Renee have all had very intimate sexual contact with Smatters!
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>>3950366
Uh, shit. I covered the wedding interactions first, so I didn't note which ones were new to the wedding scene. I THINK this covers it, but I wouldn't be surprised if I missed something.

>>3950370
Fair call, I had forgotten about those. I've checked off orange squares based on haremites kissing, so those scenes qualify too.

>>3950374
Ah son of a bitch, you're right. I've compiled a list of every pastebin, but I somehow missed that one entirely.
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>>3950393
Damn, only one KB off of being a significant number.
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>>3950393
Good work, Anonymous-dono! Take a well deserved break!
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>>3950440
Thanks! But no. I've gotta get back to work on the SeCrEt PrOjEcT
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>>3950448
>SeCrEt PrOjEcT
Ohhhh man.
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>>3950393
Thanks! I was just wondering how many red squares were due to the wedding scene specifically.

Last request, can you post a blank png of this grid?
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>>3950492
Oh, I see - I misunderstood then. Unfortunately it would be too hard to tell which were from the wedding without going back through the whole series of pastebins again, so I'll have to pass on working that out.

And sure! Here you go.
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>>3950221
>Accidentally adds an extra mark
>Instead of going back to fix it he makes another to compensate
Based as fuck
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>>3950539
Thank you.


I'm streaming MST3K again with a couple folks if anyone else wants to come by.

https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/8wv3ibjxeq2ky2zlus?lang=en
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>>3950575
Realised I was being dumb and that there was actually a really easy way to work that out. So here you are - the characters whose very first pastebin together was the wedding scene.
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>>3950781
>Alex and Renee
Chart-anon...
>Kay and Whitney
Chart-anon!
Season 3 Bachelor party
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>>3950785
I'm going to fucking kill myself
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>>3950787
Please do not do that. We appreciate your hard work!
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>>3950790
Thanks, I'm just mad at myself for being so fucking sloppy. That Kay & Whitney square had gone unchecked for so long, and I never noticed it.

The constant corrections I needed from you guys is part of why I wanted to go back through the entire series with a fine-tooth comb.
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So I was just thinking about it, is there any post-reboot action involving Whitney, Ally and Cerise before the wedding?

I'm trying to remember, but I've got nothing, which would make the wedding that much bigger, given how Whitney has wanted to tagteam Cerise with Ally for years.
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>>3951013
The "sharing holes" lewd from this season. They took turns blowing Ally and then snowballed with his load.

They were also in a scene together in season 3, but they didn't have a threesome (Cerise was using Rose while Ally fucked Whitney)

>>3950787
I hate to correct the suicidal, but Cerise and Amber got freaky with Smatters together just before the wedding.
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Here's a random stat. Countries of the world that have been mentioned at least once on Fuck Quest.

Canada has never once been directly mentioned, which was a shock to me, so I started looking for Canada-adjecent terms. The only reason it's colored in is because Quebec has received a mention, so I counted that.

Also kinda surprised at a few other omissions, such as India.

I might do some other random stats like this in the future.
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>>3951098
>tfw your country has been mentioned on Fuck Quest
It's an oddly wholesome feel
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>>3951098
What the fuck OP
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>>3951098
>The only reason it's colored in is because Quebec has received a mention

Huh, now I'm going to have to find where it was mentioned.
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>>3951131
Season 1 OVA!
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>>3951131
Season 1.

---

"This is bullshit," Whitney says. "Renee was the one who raved about how--" she makes finger-quotes in the air and lowers her voice an octave in some faux impression of Ms. Carte -- "'this place has the best food ever, hurr hurr hurr' -- you'd think she'd be more excited about eating here..."

"I think you're TOO excited," you say. "That's the issue. It's just some silly date."

"Just a silly date!" Whitney howls. "Oh my GOD, Ally. Why do I put up with you? I've only been waiting for this for -- like -- well, a really long time."

"She'll be here soon. Cool your tits. Jesus."

"What do you think?" Whitney says. "Should we call and tell her to hurry her butt up?"

[ ] All right, call her.
[ ] Let's wait a little longer.
[X] TIE

"What part of 'cool your tits' did you not comprehend?" you say.

"You're heartless," Whitney says. "Renee could be dying to death in a ditch somewhere and you wouldn't even know it."

"...Dying to death?"

"If we don't get ahold of her, who knows what could happen? What if Quebecois insurgents kidnapped her?"

"...Quebecois-- where did you learn--"

"I'm calling her."

Whitney pulls out her phone again. You lay your hand over hers to stop her from dialing. "She's less than ten minutes late, for fuck's sake," you say. "Give her a little longer. We won't assume anything about ditch-dying or Quebecois separatism until she's at least half an hour past due. Okay?"

Whitney pouts, her lower lip jutting out like a petulant child, but she sets her phone off to the side. She leans back in her seat and folds her arms.

"You both owe me cunnilingus," she says. "Ten minutes' worth for every minute that you're late."

You narrow your eyes. "I thought the purpose here was to gauge whether Ms. Carte is worthy of dating us. Now you're talking about having sex with her?"

"You don't need to be dating someone to have her lick your pussy! What is this, the 1820s?" She pauses, holding a finger to her lips. The anger -- if it was ever genuine to begin with -- drains from her face as she contemplates.
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>>3951098
>Taiwan connected to China
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>>3951135

That's not Taiwan, anonymous, although Taiwan does need to be colored in. I missed it when scrolling by on this list since it doesn't appear like the other entries do.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states
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>>3951133
Holy shit, Of all the fucking things, the FLQ gets Canada a mention in FQ. What a world.
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>>3951142
Canada is just America's hat, Anonymous-dono, it's not THAT big of a deal.
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And since I'd be remiss, here's the US states mentioned in Fuck Quest.
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>>3951148
It's just nice to hear your country get mentioned, okay? We don't get talked about a lot.
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>>3951177
That's fair. Hey, Canadanon-dono, can you answer me this? What is with Quebec and all their fucked up extra laws concerning contests and stuff? Did they huff too much maple or something?
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>>3951162
So David is from eastern Tennessee? I can't remember right off if it's been mentioned or if he's just an escapee from greater Appalachia.
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>>3951208
I'm actually not entirely sure myself, I figure it's because of the language laws. Things here have to be in French or bilingual with French first, so a lot of the groups running the contests just say fuck that because it's easier to just not run them in Quebec than translate all their shit to French.
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>>3951220
Yes. Here's how I put it in a Q&A thread from season 3:

He was the son of a coal miner, but in eastern Tennessee -- very far east, near the border with WV.

Specifically he grew up in the Mountain City area. Go ahead and pull that up on Google Maps!

>Did he ever enjoy any of it?

No, and he's got a lot of daddy issues. A huge part of Darkbloom's psyche is striving to be something more than his upbringing. Here's how I put it in the Q&A at the end of season 2:

>I mentioned this very briefly in supplemental material but Darkbloom is the son of a coal miner. He grew up in poverty and squalor in Appalachia. That kind of upbringing made him constantly strive and climb, to prove that he was better than that, but in his heart, he always sort of felt like a country bumpkin, I think. (I wanted to do a scene where he suddenly slips into a thick southern accent, catches himself, and goes back to his affected west coast dialect.)
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>>3951247
I thought I remembered something along those lines. I couldn't think of another reason why Tennessee might get mentioned. Aside from a Whitney state joke.
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>>3951125
>not once mentioned despite four adjacent mentioned countries
Keeping fingers crossed it stays that way.
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>>3951050
>I hate to correct the suicidal,
Sorry, can't hear you. Dead.
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>>3951139
Didn't Kay or Amber mention Afghanistan once? Or maybe I'm mistaken and it was actually Iraq.
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>>3951558
Chart Anon wants to be choked by OP confirmed. saved
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>>3951565
same tbdesu
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>>3951560
...I have been hoisted by my own petard. I was too confident in my geography skills, and colored in Iran rather than Afghanistan. (Iran has never been mentioned)

Back to lewding mom.
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>>3951584
Sitting snuggly
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https://pastebin.com/x3A8Nctj

Wew lad. This is, in my own opinion, one of the hottest (and most degenerate) things I've ever written in my life. Well, I had to take a break anyway. But as some of you note, I kind of have a bias towards scenes with Alabaster's mommies.
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>>3951682
ffffffuuuuuuuuck
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>>3951682
>family movie night
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>>3951682
This one's a 1,000,000/10 on word count alone.
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Felt like this needed to be posted in here.

is that how we get back to the real world OP? Do we eat the silica gel?
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>>3951682
Okay OP. I love this. it's great. You're great. But I still have a bone to pick with you. After all these years, all these scenes with mommies and sisters and older women...

>still no nursing handjob
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>>3951728
Gomenesai. I'll see if I can fix that.

Oh, and Rose2's Mario level is complete now. Maybe after playing it, you won't feel guilty about Alabaster and Mom discussing how fun it is to sexually bully her.

Atomic Mario![DONT MOVE]
YR9-X9G-42H
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>>3951762
Ohhh man. This is gonna be awful.
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>>3951682
You've outdone yourself OP. This is just what I've been wanting for a solo scene with Kaa-san.

Which is not to say that Kaa san getting involved with the greater debauchery of Alabaster's harem isn't great, just that the intimacy of Alabaster and Scarlett bonding like this is a treat all on its own.
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>>3951682
Dessert for a midnight snack is my favorite.
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>>3951682
This shit right here sustains me
I won’t need to feed for another 3 days
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Okay folks let’s get our Final Boss Of FQ office pool going. Take your pick:

Alyosha
Chloe
Broad Dynamics
David
Blue Camelia
Elon “Muskfucker” Musk
Hazel Cantor
A member of the harem who isn’t Chloe (specify)
That Cerise Guy
Snackleford-sensei
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>>3952003
Sand Reckoner.
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>>3952003
Strait Bering.
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>>3952003
Pregnancy
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>>3952127
Based
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>>3952127
Pregnancy isn’t the final boss, silly. That’s the reward.
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>>3952003
>A member of the harem who isn’t Chloe (specify)
Hope y'all are ready for the fight against Punished Makoto
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>>3952829
Our only hope is to help Noelle break her limits and go super lesbaiyan.

>Noelle can do all this despite her protests of not being into women. If Noelle was honest with her own feelings... she'd be a better, and more prolific, lesbian rapist than even Whitney.
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>>3952872
My friend and I were discussing a potential /fq/ fighting game, and I came up with the concept of all fights being rape battles. You'd have to sexually dominate your foe into submission in order to win.

(Alex is the joke character since he has no offensive capabilities whatsoever.)
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>>3952876

>Rushdown:
Whitney
Amber
Makoto
Chloe

>Grappler:
Kaa-san
Charlotte
Smatters

>Zoner:
Rose
Noelle
Sable

>Glass Cannon:
Vivian
Gal
Camelia

>Shoto/All-Rounder:
Rose2
Kay
Renee

>Trapper
Cerise (can summon Furby familiars and has a super to summon the mysterious succubus minion, Besuto)
Alabasterina
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>>3952971
>Vivian demands to be abused for kicks
Viv is a charge character with armor. She charges up on being hit and is a pressure hound
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>>3952996
>Vivian is Lucario
Ohhh man.
Also, for those few of you who haven't had the pleasure of Smashing with us yet, you've gotta see the FQ collection of Miis. It's gotten pretty great.
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>>3951682
I have to wonder who's going to join in on FMN.
And who's going to try to butt in
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>>3952971
I love how devoted you get to these hypotheticals
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>>3952971
I almost upsets me how easy it is to envision some of their sprites as if this were done as a 2D fighter. I can see Renee's labcoat billowing in the 'wind' while she tosses a lit cigarette to the side while entering the arena way too easily.
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>>3953065
The alt costumes alone! Whitney in her business suit or spats and tanktop; Rose, Cerise, and Gal with wedding dress versions; Rose2 with a catgirl outfit; Vivian with businesswear or full GothLoli regalia; Smatters with nothing at all! Plus special unlockable costumes, too!

And the jiggle physics!

>>3953058
>hypotheticals
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>>3952971
I can't believe it took me this long to realize Amber and Camelia occupy different slots. Big think.
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>>3952971
>>3953344
How might Charlotte and Scarlett differentiate themselves as Grapplers?
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>>3953484
They'd be echo fighters that specialize in the other's weakness
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I just want to point out that Alabaster technically went to prom with his sister. His imaginary sister.
How do you live something like that down?
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>>3953677
And didn’t he do it to avoid going to prom with his cousin? (once removed)

Also OP, are you watching Mrs. Fletcher on HBO? If not, you should be.
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>>3953697
He had a perfectly good tomboy to bully into a dress if he wanted to avoid Rose(s). It just takes Alabaster's pettiness to out of this world levels. I used to think he needed to get past the whole Darkbloom maybe killed my parents thing, but now I see we might only bye approaching the peak.
It's awful. And great.
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>>3953738
I was just pointing out the irony of trying to avoid dating your cousin (once removed!) only to accidentally date your SISTER.

Still, this:

>He had a perfectly good tomboy to bully into a dress if he wanted to avoid Rose(s)

has made me incredibly sad. Alabaster could have gone to prom with Whitney! Why didn’t he? Stupidest MC in history, calling it now.

Imagine it. IMAGINE. Embarrassed about her dress. Trying to dance. Unable to contain her smile when they dance together. Trading jealous barbs with Rose(s). Shotgunning beers with Ally afterwards in the school parking lot. Losing their virginity together So much potential, squandered so he could date dating a candy-coated cringe factory. WHO HE DIDN’T EVEN FUCK.

What was Whitney even doing on prom night, anyway? Rose got stuck dating stacklefuck so at least we know she didn’t suffer that fate. Now I’m curious.
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>>3953774
And I was having a laugh because he found his sister too obnoxious and ditched her at prom to go hang out with the cousin he hates.
>has made me incredibly sad.
You and me both; I always get a little down when I think about Whitney's relationship with Alabaster.
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>>3953697
>Also OP, are you watching Mrs. Fletcher on HBO? If not, you should be.
Is she banging her son?
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>>3953789
Birds fly, cheetahs run, beavers chew wood, dogs chase cars, and childhood friends lose to the tsundere. It’s in their DNA. As sad as it makes me too, it’s an immutable fact of this universe. Sand Reckoner pls help
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>>3942982
>Nelson Berenstoin
>Berenstoin
i never noticed that Mandela reference before
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>>3953946
Really? It was the first new character name we got way back when OP was teasing Season 2.
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>>3953697
He went to prom with Rose2 as part of an extremely elaborate, horribly petty attempt (which was totally successful) to get under Rose's skin. He chose Rose2 entirely because she has the same name as Rose, and so he could make Rose think he was about to ask her out before pulling the rug from under her. Rose then counter-attacked by taking Stackleford to prom.

No one came out of this looking dignified.

>Also OP, are you watching Mrs. Fletcher on HBO?

No, but it doesn't look like my cup of tea. Now, if she was banging her son per >>3953813 then we could talk.

>>3953774
>What was Whitney even doing on prom night, anyway?

Maybe we'll find out someday.

>>3953789
>I always get a little down when I think about Whitney's relationship with Alabaster.

It is bittersweet. But Whitney is happy with what she has. If you think of her role, she's really kind of the queen of the harem, even if Alabaster is legally wed to Rose. And I've tried to make it clear that there's a true love between the two of them (him and Whitney) that's understood and mutually reciprocated.

>>3953946
>>3953963
People caught "Berenstoin" right off but I'm not sure if anyone noticed "Nelson" being also a reference before.
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>>3954005
>>3953963
In season 2 i was still not a reader i was sort-of speed-reading all the episodes to catch up with the start of season 3, as i believe there was a teaser for season 3 but it wasn't going yet when i found FQ
the first time i posted in an active thread was S3E1

I read "all" of the first season in like 3 days (i actually missed the "you're your own dad" goof, and only caught on to it later.)

Season two i read in like 2 days, but uninterrupted because i was too busy reading to sleep.
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>>3954028
It's nice to have you around! I'm always excited to hear of people who became invested by binge reading.
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>>3954028
Totally understandable. In fact, even more understandable when I realize that, while FQ is going to be breaking 1,000,000 words soon in raw text, that number probably isn't even counting all the side material. We've probably already broken it if you count those!
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>>3954005
>But Whitney is happy with what she has
Don't I know it. It feels like all Whitney really wants is to hang out with her best friend for the rest of her life. I think that's a bit of where the feel comes about. Plus Ally's a bit of a dick what with not reciprocating sometimes.
But you've made it pretty clear she's top dog around the harem, and I'm happy she's happy with it, and doing such a fine job. I do want to see Whitney Prom tho.
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>>3953677
Anon, he fucks her constantly and she's probably already got his child inside her. You really think taking her to prom is what he's worried about?
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>>3954266
honestly with the amount he fucks and hasn't impregnated anyone yet

i wonder if he's even fertile

i mean i know he was fertile in the S1 universe, but the changes that occured from at least 2 world alters could have changed that.
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>>3954284
The final boss of FQ >>3952003
Alabaster's narrow urethra.
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>>3952876
>(Alex is the joke character since he has no offensive capabilities whatsoever.)
he's pretty handy with a bat
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>>3954284
It's very likely they're all taking birth control except the the Roses. I wouldn't be surprised if they're both knocked up by now but haven't realized it yet
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>>3954316
Keep in mind, Noelle wasn't either. No clue if that's changed. And Amber likely isn't either, after her talk with her sister. I'm willing to beat nearly all of them have been weaning themselves off of it over the course of the season.
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>>3954331
I think most of the harem understand that now is not the time to have a baby with all this craziness going on. Fair point about Amber though, her sister's definitely corrupted her
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>>3954338
>I think most of the harem understand that now is not the time to have a baby with all this craziness going on.

Two counterpoints, Anonymous-dono!

1. The human body has been shown have an increase in the urge to reproduce in times of extreme danger!

2. Are literally any of our girls somebody you'd consider sane or reasonable?
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So when it's revealed that Alabaster is the father of both Scarlet and Charlotte, he'll be each of his sisters Father, Grandfather, Brother, and Lover. He'll be Rose's Grandfather-Cousin-Husband.
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Is there any legitimacy to the theory that Alabaster altered the timeline by having harem-sex in the primordial ooze?
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>>3954350
Once removed!
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>>3954350
The circle isn’t complete until Alabaster gets a sex change then goes back in time and has his past self impregnate himself and then goes even further back in time to secretly have the zygote implanted in Scarlett so she can give birth to him.
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>>3954369
more realistically i believe Alabasterina might have to become a real girl via deepfaking reality. so that Alabaster and Alabasterina can have a child, go back in time, and raise that child as Scarlet.
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>>3954379
The Bad End time travel timeline would consist of Alabaster taking Finn and Hazel under his wing, going back to the time of Soviet Russia, and assume new identities as Alyosha, Vasily, and Mara, respectively.
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>>3954379
But wait, if Alabaster is his own grandparents, then one of his kids would have to be one of the parents of Charlotte! Is Rose her own grand-grandmother?
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>>3954392
yes
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Another question for you, OP. What was Catachresis!Mom's job back before we hired her to work as DBA's pastry chef? It seems pretty clear that their family didn't have a father, so I'm just curious as to how they got by.
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>>3954603
North High's cafeteria chef. She's the real reason the school burned down.
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>>3954604
I'm a little turned around on the when, but because she left, and the kids rioted?
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>Alyosha is an affectionate diminutive (hypocorism) of the name Alexey

Huh.
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>>3947737
>"And anyway, they're not siblings." Scarlett wheels on her niece, points at her with the dripping whisk. "Not really. They're from different timelines... or... or something..." She finds her resolve again as she adds: "Sibling incest between timelines isn't real incest! Everyone knows that!"
I love how far she's come

>You shrug. "Maybe I'll just have a kid with Rose2. That's what you're campaigning for, right?"
>"I hardly know anymore," Mom says, turning back to the dishes in the sink, resuming scrubbing. Her tone loses its edge. "Maybe that really would be incest."
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>>3954772
I was implying she was a terrible cook, since let's face it, school cafeterias don't serve dessert. It was a joke, son, a joke.
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>>3955190
Ah, a joke. Very clever.

>>3954874
Don't think about that.
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>>3955395
Great aim.

>>3954874
Surely just a coincidence. OP never layers meaning behind the names of his characters, right?
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How do you say Ally? Like the word alley or like the word ally? I’ve always read it alley.
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>>3956036
Same. Nothing else makes sense for a nickname to me.
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>>3956036
It's meant to be read "alley."

>>3953484
I forgot to reply to this!

Charlotte is a half-grappler. She has long-ranger options and projectiles similar to Rose, but they're much weaker, and not ideal. She wants to be close, but she can manage at long distance.

Scarlett is a true grappler. She has no projectiles to speak of, and several moves that can eat projectiles. She always wants to be right up in your face. Her ladle can do some work at mid-range but she's best close-up. Lots of command grabs where she can stun you with her baking, etc.

>>3954603
I never stated this in the text, but I pictured Scarlett working at Whole Foods as a supervisor to make ends meet. You may recall that Whitney worked at a Whole Foods too during season 2 (not the same one, of course).
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>>3956051
>You may recall that Whitney worked at a Whole Foods too during season 2
But of course
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>>3956051
We should buy Whole Foods from Bezos. As a joke.
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>>3956064

Good memory!

Kay turned 30 yesterday, by the way! Huge milestone! Don't mention it to her!
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>>3956080
Kay's birthday gangrape interlewd?
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>>3956080
Today is also a certain former FBI agent's 28th birthday! I'll bet they celebrate together now.
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>>3956117
Like how? With a sleepover and board games and stuff?
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>>3956121
I'll bet they're both really good at Twister. Maybe they can ask Amber nicely to borrow her set.
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>>3956122
Ooh, that sounds fun! Hey, wouldn't it be funny if they played naked you know like as a joke haha. Like if they accidentally touched each other's butts while they were playing.
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>>3956135
Haha or if one of their faces accidentally ended up in another's crotch. Like, oops! There it is! That'd be pretty funny, haha.
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>>3956080
Cheers, Kay. Twenty-five forever.
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Tonight's the night!
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>>3957466
I can't believe David Darkbloom is going to die for the third and final time
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