Name: Terry Ellington

Stats

Strength: Average
Dexterity: Above average
Agility: Above average
Reflex: High
Toughness: Average
Intelligence: High
Intuition: High
Willpower: Above average
Wisdom: High
Charisma: Below average

Stats

Wrestling: Above average
Stealth: Above average
Sleight of hand: Above average
Swimming: Above average
Mimicry: Above average
Musical instrument: Above average
Psychology: High
Tactics: High


Strengths

Moot: Unless proven otherwise (sometimes on multiple occasions) you will not be viewed as a threat. This makes it easier for you to create opportunities due to the carelessness of others

Omnidexterous: You are capable of preforming several basic tasks with both hands and a few with your feet

On the fly: You are capable of creating and using both melee and ranged makeshift weaponry


Weaknesses

Out of sight: Gains a -2 ranked shift on vision based rolls. (Looking for small details or objects in the distance)

Unacceptable: NPCs will be less inclined to provide aid or advice. In addition, gaining companions will be much more difficult

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>>3908721
Will this have the "gangbang" tag? I like it when guys share.

>>3908721
Name: Dave Hooper

Stats

Strength: Below Average
Dexterity: Average
Agility: Below Average
Reflex: High
Toughness: Below Average
Intelligence: Below Average
Intuition: High
Willpower: High
Wisdom: Low
Charisma: Below average

Skills

Cooking: Below Average
Bullshit: Above Average
First Aid: Below Average
Board Games: High
Video Games: Average
Trivia: High
Botany: Below Average
Animal Handling: Below Average
Long Term Social Interaction: Minuscule
Memory: Minuscule/High


Strengths

Fool: You are a complete and utter dumbass who's skills make one question how you've been able to live for so long. Somehow you're still alive, as if the world itself bends in a way that you don't instantly die horribly.

Citizen of the internet: You are considered to have Below average knowledge skill in pretty much everything except the most esoteric and vague topics. This sometimes backfires as this is mostly information you learned browsing the internet or reading light novels which COULD be bullshit but whatever,

The most depraved/nutless clarity: Due to your time in the darkest parts of the internet, normal women pretty much don't do it for you. Anybody trying to seduce you gains a massive penalty and you find it hard to romantically or sexually be attracted to people.

Weaknesses


Bored now/I'll do it later: You find it hard to actually focus on something for an extended period of time. Generally you start multiple projects or read multiple stories, become bored mid way then say you're going to do later but a year passes and you figure it's pretty much too late.

Partially Sociopathic, Fully Autistic: You're REALLY bad at talking to people. Generally you can fake short term interactions, even seem charming however the longer you spend time with people the longer your awkward silences between each other lasts, the longer people realize there's something not exactly "right" about you. You also have a tendency to spout innocently inappropriate phrases that are either rapey, racist or straight savage.

Didn't think that through: A lot of times you do incredibly stupid shit that seemed like a good idea at the time. Generally with your luck you actually succeed for the first half before your realize maybe mixing dangerous chemicals in your house because you wanted to see if your amazon gas mask worked was a bad idea.

>>3908721
"I want some magic powers Satan. Give me like in Magos Grandson and let me nuke cities or shoot something partially the speed of light with science fiction bullshit."

Up for any suggestions but here's what I have so far.

Name: Alex Smith

Stats

Strength: High
Dexterity: Below average
Agility: Average
Reflex: Average
Toughness: Above Average
Intelligence: Below Average
Intuition: High
Willpower: Below average
Wisdom: Average
Charisma: High

Stats

Martial Arts: Above average
Disguises/Cosplay: High
Survival: Average
Swimming: Below average
Slight of Hand: Average
Persuasion: Average
Math: Below Average
Gambling/Games: High


Strengths

Lady Luck: For some reason, things just work out for you in the end. Even at you're lowest there always a chance to turn things around and make it back on top.

Passionate Madman: Whenever you're motivated, you find yourself going past the distance and making the impossible possible. When you set your mind on to something or get in the mood, there's no limit to what you can achieve.

It's Showtime: Whenever you commit to an identity you find yourself immersed in the act. Up to the point where you're able to perfectly perform the role your current disguise demands of you.

Weaknesses

Sadistic Savant: You have an unfortunate habit of getting into situations where you show your more destructive side. Be it a fight or sporting of dominance, you are always feeling the need to release the beast.

Narcolepsy: At the worst or unexpected of times you have a habit of falling asleep. Otherwise, when not motivated you feel frequently empty and disinterested.

Androgynous: Because of your appearance you're often mistaken for another gender. More incline to get involved with wacky hijinks in regard to gender-bend slapstick on the dime.

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All around you lies an empty darkness that manages to be impossibly vast and crushingly claustrophobic at the same time. There is no sense of direction or sanity here, only anticipation of adventures to come and the idle amusements of primordial madness. For a moment, each wonder what lies in the shadows but a momentary glimpse of true horror quells your curiosity. A voice gurgles, squelching with mirth at its newfound visitors.

>"DOHOHOHOHO! THREE, SO SOON? MAYBE THERE WON'T BE A WAIT AFTER ALL! LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE TO WORK WITH HERE..."

>>3908790
>"A CUNNING BASTARD, TOO MUCH FOR HIS OWN GOOD!"

>>3908793
>"A BASED POST DESU SENPAI!"

>>3908806
>"TEAMWORK IS WHAT MAKES OR BREAKS A PARTY! I THINK I'LL KEEP IT TO THE DOUJINS FOR AD MONEY BUT I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY NOT!"

>>3908820
>"AHA, I SEE, I SEE... LIKELY THE MOST DANGEROUS HERE!"

>>3908823
>"SATAN? HA, NOTHING SO PEDESTRIAN! YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE AT POWER SOON ENOUGH!"

>>3908912
>"I THINK THIS ONE WILL DIE THE SOONEST OR LAST THE LONGEST, BUT I HAVE BEEN WRONG BEFORE!"

>"LET'S WAIT ANOTHER FEW HOURS FOR STRAGGLERS! THE BUDGET FOR HIRING JAPANESE VOICE ACTORS FOR THE DUB IS ONLY SO LARGE!"

>>3908721

>Stats
Strength: Above average or even High
Dexterity: Average
Agility: Above average
Reflex: Average
Toughness: Average
Intelligence: High
Intuition: Above Average
Willpower: Below average
Wisdom: Above Average
Charisma: Low

>Skills
Programming
Soccer
Basketball
Board games/Deckbuilding
Fishing
House economics
Maybe teamwork

>Strengths
If someone talks to me I can keep talking like if I wasn't that autistic

>Weaknesses
Now in a kind of Depression or silent panicking

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>>3908956
>"THIS IS GOOD, BUT I NEED YOU TO RANK YOUR SKILLS!"

>"ONE MORE ISEKAI VICTIM, AND WE CAN BEGIN THE SECOND PHASE!"

Name: Orion

Stats

Strength: Average
Dexterity: Average
Agility: Average
Reflex: Average
Toughness: Above Average
Intelligence: High
Intuition: High
Willpower: High
Wisdom: above Average
Charisma: Average

Skills

Wilderness survival: above Average
Lying: Above Average
First Aid: Average
Musical ability: high
Strengths

Leader: good at being a leader pretty seld explanatory

Smarty pants: Has always been smarter than average. Never once studied(or tried) in school still ranked top in all classes. Has a vast knowledge of random things just from the internet and national gepgraphic


Weaknesses


Did I do that?: has a tendency to be impulsive. Will do or say things without thinking about it. Can be for the better in some situations.

Careless: tends to look at the whole picture and not the small details. This causes careless, simple mistakes. Did I forget to turn the oven off?

>>3909011
I will go with all average

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>>3909019
>"SO MANY CLEVER, CUNNING, LITTLE SOULS!"

>>3909049
>"SO BE IT!"

>"GOOD! WE CAN BEGIN! ANY LATECOMERS WON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF DIVING INTO THE BRAVE NEW WORLD TOGETHER, BUT THEY'LL HAVE THE SAME DILEMMA YOU FACE NOW! THE GUARANTEE OF ADMIRABLE STRENGTH, OR THE GAMBLE FOR AN EQUAL CHANCE OF PATHETIC TRIFLES AND UNMATCHED POWER? NONE ARE USELESS BUT SOME... SOME ARE BETTER."

Information floods into your minds as a series of options appears before you. The first seems to be a series of classic archetypes and the second, a numbered list of short titles for something you can't help but wonder.

> CLASSES:
> Warrior - A mundane master of martial combat, you receive a significant boost to your Strength and Toughness and are considered to have High skill in every weapon and armour you choose to wield.
> Rogue - An accomplished savant of subterfuge and guile, you receive a boost to your Agility and Dexterity and are considered to have High skill in both sneaking and the arts of thieving, lockpicking, and pickpocketing.
> Sorcerer - A magic user tapping into your own mind, you may attempt to visualise spells and cast them in accordance to your imagination. Sorcery is fickle and often backfires or works in unexpected ways.
> Priest - A champion of a deity of your choice, you may invoke them to lend you miraculous aid from above or below. Your deity doesn’t always answer and members of rival religions shall hate or shun you.

> CHEATS:
> 1) Brick Phone
> 2) The Time Anon Reincarnated as a Monster!
> 3) Cosmic Vending Machine
> 4) [Catch Phrase]
> 5) Edgelord
> 6) Moneychanger
> 7) Chaos Factor
> 8) Sweet Ride
> 9) Death Count
> 10) Harem Protag
> 11) True Sight
> 12) A E S T H E T I C
> 13) Anonymous
> 14) [Make a Stand]
> 15) Strange Aeons
> 16) Omae wa mou shindeiru
> 17) Vice/Virtue
> 18) After-Effect
> 19) Electric Conduit
> 20) Dragon Soul

More knowledge enters your psyche, and the potential options are revealed to you. You may choose a class, guaranteed to grant great power and eventually supernatural competency in its specialty and roll a single d20 on the Isekai cheat chart for a boon ranging from mediocre to gamebreaking, you can decide not to take a class and roll dual d20s on the Isekai cheat chart, or you can refuse to roll on the Isekai cheat chart and gain access to a specialty subclass straight away. Each available class is only at its starting point. Alternatively if you are a big-dicked megachad you can refuse to take any class or cheat power, and make you accomplishments that much more impressive.

>"CHOOSE! NO REROLLS, NO SECOND CHANCES, FOR I AM THE GOD OF CHAOS! IF YOU ASK NICELY THOUGH I MIGHT LET YOU TRADE!"

>>3909054
Magic sounds cool so sorcerer for me
I wonder what my cheat will be

Rolled 14, 3 = 17 (2d20)

>>3909054
"Can I trade my rolls for your sweet Loli ass?"

>>3909068
Why didn't my die roll

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3909068
For my cheat

Rolled 13, 11 = 24 (2d20)

>>3909054

So, the first dice chooses the cheat and the second dice is the number in which that specific cheat would work for me right?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3909054
> Rogue - An accomplished savant of subterfuge and guile, you receive a boost to your Agility and Dexterity and are considered to have High skill in both sneaking and the arts of thieving, lockpicking, and pickpocketing.

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>>3909068
>"ROLL THE DICE, DON'T DO IT TWICE!"

>>3909073
>"YOU HAVE TO PUT "dice+1d20" IN THE OPTIONS FIELD!"

>>3909072
>"NO, BUT YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY ENOUGH OF THAT!"

You feel your soul shear into two as your subconscious manifests into a form of your choosing and you gain the innate knowledge of how to access a trove of potentially infinite bounty.

> (14) [Make a Stand] You have your own Stand, as seen in Jojo’s bizarre adventure. This can be customised as you see fit, but can’t wield powers over space or time. It starts at E in everything but Developmental Potential and grows stronger over time. Magic users and other Isekai victims can sense it.
> (3) Cosmic Vending Machine You and only you can access a cosmic vending machine that can take any object or currency and exchange it for a random item exactly identical in value. The item is summoned from across the multiverse and impossible to predict.

>>3909082
>"SORCERY, ALWAYS A GOOD CHOICE! AHHH, THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!"

You sense your coordination double, no, triples and you instinctively shift into a combative stance that feels more comfortable than any other posture. This isn't an innate improvement, you grasp, but the result of instant mastery of a supernatural skill that at the moment, only you know.

> (16) Omae wa mou shindeiru You are a master of a hyperlethal martial art unique to you, specialising in a specific kind of kill, counter, and takedown determined by you. You can teach this to others but it will take time. This doesn’t necessarily give you the physical fitness to use it to its full potential, but it does provide the motivation to get there.

>>3909090
>"NO! BOTH DICE COUNT AS CHEATS THAT ARE ACTIVE 24/7! IF YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE RULES AND WANT TO CHOOSE A CLASS, YOU CAN FLIP A COIN BETWEEN BOTH OF YOUR ROLLS, OTHERWISE YOU SHALL KEEP THEM! BEFORE YOU MAKE A DECISION YOU SHOULD KNOW, THESE AREN'T BAD, BUT THEY'RE MORE UTILITY FOCUSED THAN THE OTHERS!"

>>3909092
>"I AM UNSURPRISED AT YOUR CHOICE!"

You feel your pocket grow much heavier, and when you reach inside, you pull out what seems to be a brick with a screen and primitive keyboard. Instinctively, you understand this is far more than it seems.

>(1) Brick Phone You possess a nokia heavy enough to crack a skull. It is indestructible, needs no charge, and needs no maintenance. If you know any being’s name, you can call them to have a conversation that they cannot trace, at any time. They don’t have to answer.

>>3909104
"Ahh shit so if I shove one of your gay ass brothers up my Vending machine and you pop out does that mean I own you?"

>"space or time"
"Ohh boy, I'll just assume you left that for me to exploit Satan."

Stand: [Dr. Stone]
Power: Control over energy and matter.

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>"IF YOU WANT TO EXCHANGE ONE OF YOUR CHEATS WITH ANOTHER OR ASK ABOUT THE SYSTEM YOUR UNCONSCIOUS MIND WILL BE USING TO DETERMINE TO OUTCOME OF YOUR STRUGGLE, NOW IS THE TIME TO DO IT!"
>"OTHERWISE, IF YOUR CHEAT MERITS, YOU MAY CHOOSE ITS SPECIFICS AS YOU FIT!"


>>3909117
>"NO, PRIMORDIAL GODS ARE IMPOSSIBLE BUT YOU WOULD OWN WHATEVER ELSE SPRUNG OUT! LIVING THINGS BRING LIVING THINGS AND UNLIVING LIKEWISE, BUT BEYOND THAT EVEN I CANNOT FATHOM WHAT IS TO COME FROM THE SHIMMERING GLASS! DIO IS AS DIO DOES! I DARE NOT INTERVENE!"

>>3909104
I'm gonna try and spec into body strengthening magic to make use of my cheat

>>3909104

>"NO! BOTH DICE COUNT AS CHEATS THAT ARE ACTIVE 24/7!

Ahh, is ok. I take them both

>>3909125
Mr. frog God dude, if it's not to much to ask now that I have my sick ass kungfu and magical powers I would like to meet the big tiddy girls this world has to offer

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>>3909132
>"THAT IS DOABLE! MOST SORCERY IS TEMPORARY BUT ENCHANTMENTS ARE POSSIBLE! WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS MARTIAL ART YOU'VE LEARNED? WHAT IS IT CALLED? WHAT DOES IT DO? I AM CURIOUS!"

>>3909136
>"AN EXCELLENT CHOICE! YOU COULD BE A SAGE IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE IF YOU SO WISHED!"

You pause as something deep within changes. In one moment, the sense of who you are is confined to you and you alone, and so detached from the idle lies of the cosmos, the truth of reality is open to you.

> (13) Anonymous You are impossible to remember when you’ve left someone’s sight, you can’t be recorded in any way, and you leave no evidence of your existence. This doesn’t apply to other Isekai victims. In addition, you can still post on 4chan but trying to prove you’ve been Isekai’d will get you laughed at.
> (11) True Sight You can see, smell, feel, hear, and touch everything exactly as it is, your five senses are perfected, and it is impossible for someone to lie or hide their intentions from you. Lying leaves the taste of bubbling soap in your mouth.

>>3909141
>"SOON, SOON! I'M WAITING TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE COMES! LINEAR TIME DOESN'T EXIST HERE AND I HAVE A HUNCH ONE OR TWO MORE MIGHT ARRIVE FOR AN EVEN SIX OR SEVEN TOMORROW!"

>>3909155
My martial art is called the kerak. It focuses on breaking bones and getting things to bend the wrong way.

>>3909155
>"SOON, SOON! I'M WAITING TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE COMES! LINEAR TIME DOESN'T EXIST HERE AND I HAVE A HUNCH ONE OR TWO MORE MIGHT ARRIVE FOR AN EVEN SIX OR SEVEN TOMORROW!"

"Personally I want a strong as shit Tomboy reverse trap but we all know if you're give out female character's
they're gonna be boring ass one note fantasies who's only used for smut and wish fulfillment."

"That said though if they get too boring, even if they're a princess and/or some king's whore then I'm shoving
them into the Vending machine regardless of political implication."

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3909155
Does this look right magic frog in my head?
>Going for Warrior and a random Cheat

Name: Jake Black

Stats

Strength: Weak
Dexterity: Weak
Agility: Average
Reflex: Below Average
Toughness: Below Average
Intelligence: Average
Intuition: Average
Willpower: Above Average
Wisdom: Low
Charisma: Low

Skills
Tae-Kwon-Do (Mostly forgotten, still remember a tad)
Swordsmanship (Mostly forgotten, still remember a tad)
Video Games
Roleplaying
Accounting
Office Skills


Strengths

Fast Study: Able to retain large amounts of information quickly.

Bright Side: Tends to try and assume the best in people/in situations.

Stubborn..: Able to continue on despite adversity out of spite.


Weaknesses

...And Stupid: When pushing on against adversity, prone to short sighted decision making.

Anxious: Generalized anxiety makes sleep difficult and paranoia frequent.

Thin: Low weight and thin frame means hunger comes faster and hits harder.

Bad Neck: Years of shitty posture has left a gnawing feeling in the neck, can be mitigated with regular stretches though.

>>3909216
>Left Trip on
Dammit, I need to pay attention to that harder.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3908924

"I'm not sure if you're praising me or insulting me, either way, fuck you."

>>3909054

Magic Swordsman, but if not then Sorcerer. I'll be the greatest muscle wizard around.

>>3909224

> The Time Anon Reincarnated as a Monster!

Well RIP me, Androgynous strikes again.

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>>3909203
>"SUPERB! STUPENDOUS! SIMPLY SALACIOUS! I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING IT IN ACTION! YOU MIGHT WANT TO WEAR A NAME FOR THE CONTINGENCY OF AN IP CHANGE!"

>>3909209
>"ISEKAI IS AS ISEKAI DOES, BUT TROPES NOTWITHSTANDING, THE WOMEN WILL BE AS VARIED AS THE SAND ON THE PRISMATIC SEASHORE!"

>>3909216
>"THAT IS ACCEPTABLE AND I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND THE WAY OF THE WARRIOR TO YOUR LIKING!"
>"HOWEVER, THE GIFT OF TRUE SIGHT HAS ALREADY BEEN BESTOWED UPON ANOTHER! WOULD YOU PREFER THAT I BREAK FATE AND REPLICATE IT ON YOUR SOUL, OR WOULD YOU ROLL THE DICE AGAIN TO RETRIEVE ONE THAT IS UNSPOKEN FOR, NOW AND FOREVERMORE?"

>>3909224
>"DOHOHOHO, YOU ARE ONE WITH GREAT COURAGE AND UNMATCHED POTENTIAL! SOON-TO-BE-INHUMAN, YOU HAVE MY CONSOLATIONS FOR THE BOONS AND DOOMS OF CHAOS ARE MANIFOLD, AND WHILE YOU SHALL BEGIN AMONG THE WEAKEST OF YOUR PARTY, YOU HOLD THE FATE TO SEE NATIONS TREMBLE!"

> (2) That Time Anon Reincarnated as a Monster! You are reincarnated as a trash mob, roll 1d6, (1) Goblin, (2) Spider, (3) Fungus, (4) Slime, (5) Wisp, (6) Imp. At first you’re as weak as any member of the species but if you survive these early days, you'll regain your former stats and much more, becoming a powerful monster lord.

>"NOT TO WORRY, YOUR SORCERY IS UNTOUCHED AND WITH TIME AND EFFORT, YOU MIGHT BECOME A SPELLSWORD IN ADDITION TO YOUR MONSTROUS STATE!"
>"THE VISAGE IS CUTE, I MUST ADMIT, BUT I DOUBT THE LOCALS WILL SEE IT THE SAME WAY!"

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>3909234

Rolling, come on lord kek. Bless me.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3909234
I'll take a reroll, wouldn't be as fun if we had two of the same people running around would it?

>>3909237
>>3909234

"Do you have to do the laugh? Your booming voice alone is bothersome to deal with. Whatever, fine change me into a monster. With me being the weakest I'll be least likely a target. Especially if its something cute-"

>Imp

"Well fuck my life...I'm a semen demon."

>>3909239
>Make a stand
Someone already has this as well, should I roll again?

Give A E S T H E T I C to >>3909250 is between 11 and 14 and hasn't been taken yet

Thank me later

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>>3909237
>"YOU ARE EITHER THE MOST FORTUNATE OR MISFORTUNATE ISEKAI VICTIM HERE, FOR, FAR, FAR OUT OF YOUR GRASP LIES THE POTENTIAL TO BECOME A DEMON LORD!"

>>3909239
>>3909250
>"IT SEEMS THAT YOU TOO HAVE A STAND, AS SEEN IN JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE! THAT'S VARIED ENOUGH THAT YOU SHALL NOT REROLL BUT I ADVISE DELVING INTO SOMETHING DISTINCT FROM YOUR PEER'S! AS THE STAND IS THE MANIFESTATION OF YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS, YOU MAY CUSTOMISE AS YOU SEE FIT!"

You feel your soul is sheared in two and another presence, separate but malleable and subservient to your will incarnates.

> (14) [Make a Stand] You have your own Stand, as seen in Jojo’s bizarre adventure. This can be customised as you see fit, but can’t wield powers over space or time. It starts at E in everything but Developmental Potential and grows stronger over time. Magic users and other Isekai victims can sense it.

>>3909245
>"WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME IS YOUR OWN BUSINESS! BEING AN IMP MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD..! FOR ALL I KNOW, THEY'RE COMMON FAMILIARS IN THE WORLD... OR HUNTED ON SIGHT! IT LIKELY VARIES! THERE IS A SORCERER AMONG YOU AND A FEW OTHERS WITH SUPERNATURAL POWER, I'M SURE YOU CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT!"

>>3909261
"How much is an Isekai character worth in terms of value?"

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>>3909260
>"CHAOS IS AS CHAOS DOES, IT IS THE WHIM OF NAKED CHANCE THAT KICKS THE GAME INTO MOTION! REMEMBER, WITHIN MY DOMAIN YOU MAY TRADE YOUR CHEATS IF YOU SO WISH! IT IS IN POOR TASTE BUT SO IS MINE AND I DO NOT MIND!"

>>3909269
>"THEY ARE WORTH THE SUM OF THEIR EXISTENCE BUT FIRST YOU WOULD HAVE TO KILL THEM, CAPTURE THEIR SOUL, AND AVOID THE RETRIBUTION OF YOUR PEERS, WHO I MIGHT REMIND YOU, ALSO HAVE CLASSES AND CHEAT POWERS! COOPERATION IS NOT REQUIRED BUT IT MIGHT MAKE YOUR LIVES MUCH EASIER, AND MINE MORE ENTERTAINING!"

>>3909261

"I know-how Isekai harems usually go. It doesn't help that I'm literally walking embodiment of sin and temptation. Well whatever, I'll just [b]pretend[/b] to be a familiar to the sorcerer long enough till my Demon Lordness kicks in. Better have a bag for me to hide in if I get religious zealots trying to kill me. Also...what kind of imp am I?"

>>3909261
In that case, it's a good thing I have this lying around...distinct enough from Dr. Stone, right?

>Develop the Stand 「Receive You」
>Receive You takes on the form of a robotic exoskeleton that forms on the user's arms and legs when activated. On the simplest of levels, it allows the user to mitigate a portion of the oncoming energy that they choose to actively clash against.

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>>3909278
"David is what David does and we all know some of them'll go catatonic later or you'll throw some other weirdos our way to make contrasting archetype you quirky faux mysterious cliche"

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>>3909282
>"TRUE, TRUE, BUT EVIL IS QUITE DIVERSE AND IF YOU WERE SO INCLINED, YOU COULD TAKE YOUR TINY, DARK AMBITION DOWN ANY NUMBER OF RUINOUS PATHS! THE CHAOS WENT INTO DETERMINING WHICH CHEAT YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN, BUT NOW THAT IT IS A PART OF YOU THE FRESHLY MALLEABLE ENERGIES ARE YOURS TO SHAPE AS YOU SEE FIT!"
>"GO AHEAD, CHOOSE ONE AND I'LL SMOOTH OVER THE TRANSITION! NORMALLY THERE'S MUCH MORE GNASHING OF TEETH AND LAMENTS OF THE DAMNED INVOLVED! THESE ARE SELF-EXPLANATORY AND YOU'RE SMART, I'M SURE YOU CAN PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER! THINK OF THEM AS 'SOFT' CLASSES, YOU AREN'T BOUND TO YOUR CHOICE BUT IT WILL TAKE A HEAVY INVESTMENT TO SELECT ANOTHER!"

> Choose an Imp type:
> Fire Imp
> Iron Imp
> Frost Imp
> Shadow Imp
> Rust Imp
> Gold Imp
> Dire Imp

>>3909283
>"CERTAINLY SO! PLENTY OF POTENTIAL HERE, BUT I DETECT A WHIFF OF PARANOIA..! ALWAYS A HEALTHY TRAIT FOR A TRAVELER IN AN ALIEN WORLD! THAT'S THE GOOD THING ABOUT STANDS, IF THE DEVELOPMENTAL POTENTIAL IS HIGH THERE'S NO END TO THEMATICALLY APPROPRIATE ASSPULLS!"

>>3909294
>"AHAHAHA, CLEVER LITTLE SHIT AREN'T YOU? I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THAT WIT PUT TO USE! JUDGING BY YOUR NUMBERS AND BARRING AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF COMPETENCY ON YOUR DISPARATE PARTS, THE INITIAL DEATH TOLL SHALL NOT BE SMALL!"
>"YOU AREN'T THE ONLY ISEKAI VICTIMS TO ENTER THIS WORLD, BUT THEY'RE MYTHICALLY RARE, USUALLY SENT OUT CENTURIES APART, AND YOU'RE THE LARGEST BATCH IN QUITE SOME TIME!"

>>3909338

"Dire or Shadow, either of those would be fine enough I guess. I'm not greedy enough to want both and taking a heavy investment loss. I'm gimped enough as it is."

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>>3909342
>"DIRE FOR AN IMP WOULD LEAVE YOU THE SIZE OF A TWELVE-YEAR OLD CHILD! DIFFICULT TO HIDE, CHALLENGING TO DISGUISE, BUT OH SO VICIOUS IN A FIGHT! ASSUMING HOLY MAGIC, THICK ARMOUR, OR LEGITIMATE SKILL IS ABSENT IN YOUR FOES! THE FUTURE POTENTIAL IS EVEN STRONGER BUT REACHING IT IS THE CHALLENGE! OTHERWISE, NEWLY SPAWNED IMPS ARE GENERALLY THE SIZE OF A MID-RANGING FLOWERPOT!"
>"A SHADOW IMP WOULD HAVE AN ELEMENTAL CONNECTION TO DARKNESS AS POWERFUL AS A FROST IMP TOWARD ICE, OR A FIRE IMP TOWARD... FIRE! IDEAL FOR HIDING OR DISTRACTING, BUT NOT MUCH HEAD-ON DAMAGE TO BEGIN! I'M SURE IT WOULD BE OF TREMENDOUS USE TO A NUMBER OF ROGUES AND CRIMINALLY INCLINED TYPES, BUT IT IS YOUR DECISION TO MAKE!"
>"UNLESS YOU WOULD PREFER TO LEAVE IT TO CHANCE, AND FLIP THE FABLED FROG COIN?"

> Choose:
> (1) Shadow Imp
> (2) Dire Imp
> Roll d2 to choose

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3909366

"Might as well leave it to chance. I might get something extra for trusting it to the frog."

>>3909373

"Fuck, I'm the dummy thicc now."

>>3908721
>>3909155
Name: Lie Alius (Pronounced "Lee" as in "Lie Algebra")

Stats:
Strength: Below Average
Toughness: Below Average
Willpower: Above Average
Dexterity: Average
Agility: Average
Reflex: Average
Intelligence: Exceptional
Intuition: High
Wisdom: Weak
Charisma: Low

Skills:
Math:
--Arithmetic: Above Average
--Algebra: High
--Logic: High
--Analysis: Above Average
--Geometry: Average
--Topology: Above Average
--Number Theory: High
Physics:
--Mechanical: Above Average
--Electromagnetic: Above Average
--Thermal: Below Average
--Relativistic: Average
--Quantum: Average
Computers:
--Usage: Average
--Programming: Average
--Repair: Miniscule
--Gaming: Average
Sarcasm: Above Average
Creative Writing: Below Average
Improv: Low
Singing: Low

Strengths:
Abstract Thinker - You have a penchant for understanding abstract systems.
Good Singer - Your natural singing voice has been likened to that of angels.
Loner - No man is an island. Except you. You are most comfortable when completely alone.

Weaknesses:
No Common Sense - You live in your own world. One very much different from the real one.
No Popular Culture Knowledge - Penalty to "getting" references. Even ones that should be obvious.
No Social Skills - You just don't "get" people.
Who Are You Again? - You have trouble remembering the names and faces of those you meet.
No Poker Face - You can't keep a straight face when trying to fool someone.


Class: Sorcerer
Instead of a cheat, gimme the specialty subclass.
Do I get a list to choose from?

The power creep in this quest is going to be outrageous

>>3909391
Well yeah, it's an Isekai, what did you expect?

>>3909397
I’m not surprised but you could say I’m deeply concerned. If the anons here play their cards right entire kingdoms could collapse within a real time day or so

>>3909408
Fair enough, I don't really have too much interest in that sort of thing though.

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>>3909373
>"CONGRATULATIONS! OR NOT! THE CHOICE WAS ITS OWN MERIT, THE FROG COIN A MERE SUGGESTION! YOU MAY KEEP A REPLICA THOUGH, WORTH ONE COPPER IN THE WORLD TO COME BUT QUITE VALUABLE TO LUNATICS BEST LEFT AVOIDED! I SUPPOSE A WIDE-BRIMMED HAT AND LONG COAT WOULD HELP WITH THE HORNS AND TAIL! I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S LIKELY YOU'LL RUN INTO A SHOTACON WITH AN IMP FETISH BUT THE MYTHIC DICE ARE STRANGE AND STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED!"

> +1 Frog Coin

>>3909382
>"DOHOHOHOHO! HERE WE HAVE A MAN OF INTEGRITY, WITH THE FORTITUDE TO FORGO CHEATING IN FAVOUR OF FURTHERING HIS CAREER! A COMMENDABLE CHOICE AND ONE I CAN RESPECT! YOU DO INDEED, MARVEL AT THE POSSIBILITIES BEFORE YOU!"

>Choose one Sorcerer Specialty Class:

>Arch-Sorcerer- You are able to channel elemental spells of such raw power and impunity lesser sorcerers would be stunned with envy. However, for all your firepower, you aren't anymore durable behind the forcefields.
>Spellsword- You are not necessarily skilled with the sword, but are an accomplished combatant of Strength, Toughness, and experience able to match any petty warrior while retaining your sorcery.
>Necromancer- You have delved into the forbidden arts and so, can animate the dead to do battle in your name and drain the life from your foes, but you are vulnerable to holy men and those without life.
>Summoner- You have forsaken improving your own sorcery to bind and shackle entities from different planes of existence to your will, calling forth all manner of elementals, demons, and spirits.
>Wizard- You realise now that sorcery is wild and crude, not befitting an erudite of your capacity, and have learned to cast spells of indirect support and imposing defense rather than wonton onslaught after onslaught.

>>3909391
>"YOU ARE SUSPENDED ABOVE THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL BUT YOU ARE NOWHERE NEAR THE SIGHT OF THE TOP! YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WITH MAGIC OR ESOTERIC MEANS, AND THERE ARE ANCIENT FORCES AND VENERABLE HEROES AT PLAY THAT COULD SMITE THE WHOLE OF YOUR PARTY IN MOMENTS! DO AS YOU WILL, I AND THE MYTHIC DICE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING IT!"

>>3909426
I'm honestly curious if my Vending machine's big enough to fit and entire kingdom and if so what'd I get.

>>3909436
The amount of equivalent exchange that would take is staggering.

>>3909438
If I ever own a kingdom I could always shove a deed for the kingdom into the coinslot and hope for the best but that wouldn't be as amusing as throwing an entire kingdom into the void for Gacha.

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>>3909436
An illusory image appears before you, shimmering as it beckons your attention.

>"ANYTHING THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO CARRY WITHOUT ASSISTANCE -OR- INDISPUTABLY OWN AND IS SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT IN A SHIPPING CONTAINER OF STANDARD SIZE, CAN BE SHUNTED INTO THE COSMIC VENDING MACHINE!"

>>3909438
>"STRANGER THINGS HAVE BEEN DONE, SOME IN THIS WORLD! IT SHALL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT DANGERS AWAIT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE YAWNING PORTAL!"

>"FEH, IT IS GETTING LATE AT THE MOMENT AND I THINK I SHALL RETIRE! IN THE MEANTIME, DISCUSS YOUR VARIOUS PLANS, AMBITIONS, AND HOPES FOR THE NEW WORLD! YOU CAN EXPECT ME AGAIN IN TWELVE TO FIFTEEN HOURS, AND THEN, WHEN I'VE PROCESSED ANY LATE ARRIVALS, WE SHALL BEGIN IN EARNEST! THERE SURE ARE A NUMBER OF YOU! REMEMBER, THOUGH I'LL TRY TO KEEP A DATABASE ON MY OWN, IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO MAINTAIN THE FINER DETAILS OF YOUR SHEET AND INVENTORY!"

>>3909434
>>Wizard- You realise now that sorcery is wild and crude, not befitting an erudite of your capacity, and have learned to cast spells of indirect support and imposing defense rather than wonton onslaught after onslaught.

There is only one true choice for someone as intellectually gifted as I.
I shall become a WIZARD!

Several years ahead of schedule to boot. Does this mean I'm free to lose my virginity now?

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>>3909448
>"THAT WOULD INDEED BE EXCEEDINGLY VALUABLE!"

>>3909450
>"IF YOU CAN FIND A WILLING PARTNER OR LIVE WITH THE GUILT OF SEIZING ONE, YOU MAY WITHOUT ISSUE, BUT SUCCUMBING TO THE TEMPTATIONS OF THE FLESH SHALL EARN THE SCORN OF THOSE WHO SHARE YOUR ORDERED UNDERSTANDING OF THE ARCANE! ASSUMING THE NEWS GETS OUT, THAT IS!"

This is going to be such a clusterfuck, and Mythic's scene-building dice won't help matters. If it slogs down from too many players not participating, I'll automate anyone absent following the lead of everyone actively posting in the background. Surprisingly balanced party, barring the fact that there isn't a priest yet.

1 Rogue, 2 Stand Users, one a Warrior and the other a /d/eviant with the keys to a cosmic vending machine, 3 Sorcerers, one an Imp, another a kungfu master, and the third a Wizard, all topped off by a faceless sportsman with perfect perception, an indestructible brick phone with infallible reception, and not a single dedicated priest. Not even counting what comes up tomorrow. This'll be a beautiful clusterfuck.

>>3909449
For inventory, I assume we begin with the clothes we're wearing at least?
>>3909478
I would expect no less.

>>3909450
>Wizard
>lose virginity
Why would you do that? It would be like a barbarian learning to read or write

>>3909449
Anyway, how it is around? in which kind of city we start? I may want to help the citizens fighting a big evil so they, eventually remember my face or name....

>>3909449
"Oof Satan you're gonna have to be more specific with 'carry without assistance'. Does carrying with a stand count? Magic? Does this basically mean if I Xunxia it and lift a mountain I can shove that mountain into the vending machine because TECHNICALLY even if I don't own it, I can carry it without assistance."

>I think we need money and contacts first and foremost.

"We're all a bunch of fucking Autists right now with some hodge podge powers. Even if we can blow up towns or upturn governments, we need resources to live."

"Specifically aside from our 40 year old virgin friend, a lot of us, even with the normal world combat skills, are probably only mid tier right now when it comes to combat excluding me who even with a stand'll probably get my ass kicked."

"I propose we get enough money and contacts that the classed characters get partially into their sub-classes and everybody get some skills to round themselves"

"We gotta aim to at least be able to take on 100 trained soldiers each before we try anything too wild."

>"How would one be considered carrying a planet?"

>>3909482
Correct, along with the absolute barebones, most basic-bitch equipment to fulfill your Class.

>>3909483
I don't know yet, I'll be running this with the Mythic RPG, which randomises scenes, characters, and has a quite lethal nifty combat system. Knowledge of your name and face is fundamentally impossible for anything short of an elder god and even then it's only vague, but the rest of the players aren't effected in the slightest and you can always develop an indirect persona.

Being invisible in plain sight comes effortlessly, and trying to be inconspicuous exponentially improves the effect. Ignoring violence, illegal actions, or presence somewhere that you are most certainly not allowed, you can expect to be overlooked with all of the advantages that confers. The Anonymous Cheat is essentially Terry's Moot on a cocktail of black tar heroin and PCP. Though you don't have his thief skills or improved Agility and Dexterity, or the supernatural power or outright combative skill of the others, your High Strength helps bridge the gap and you're useful in a plethora of other ways.

Asking 4chan for advice is something you can do in-character.

>>3909494
Because [Dr. Stone] is so extremely broad in scope, he'll start out weak as shit but in a century or two of grinding to his full potential, he'll be able to borderline, if not outright warp reality. Antimagic has an extremely reduced effect on Stands, because they're psychic, not magic. Also, what does [Dr. Stone] look like? I'll give your question an in-character response tomorrow. If there isn't some HEAVY amounts of Chaotic corruption specifically channeled to invoke him or a devout priest sacrificing something of immense value, Kek won't be making any more appearances outside of the background.

>>3909449
"Really, all I want is to go on cool adventures, fight for the weak, and hang out with a bunch of cool people, whatever else we're doing doesn't matter one bit. Maybe I'll come up with something meaningful as we go."

>>3909494
"Fortunately, we're autists with a basic awareness of fantasy tropes at the very least. First thing we need to do is check for an adventurer's guild, that's how all these things start right? They can at least get us some basic kit and a place to sleep."

I'm going to sleep for real this time. Looking forward to starting us off.

>>3909511
You say that like I don't know an all around E stand would be weak in direct combat but you forget having a mostly invisible entity who's rules change depending on whatever the OTHER Bizarre god feels like can be abused in plenty of ways if you're creative enough. Mix a magical vending machine that eats anything you can pick up and you've got the greatest thief and fence combo. "

>>3909494
>40 year old virgin friend
Hey, I'm still only 23. My mom says I'm very handsome. I'm just waiting for the right girl. Maybe I can make one with magic.

>>3909494

"Resources? I need a god damn cloak to hide the fact I'm the tallest imp alive. Unlike you guys I can't exactly pass off as a normal human being."

>>3909513

"That might be the smartest thing said here yet. Course there's still the fact until my metamorphosis or at least until I learn how to shapeshift I need to pretend to be someone's familar. Or we get a wooden box and I'll just hide in it for the time being."

>>3909578
"We've got two other Sorcs. If that doesn't work we can just pretend to be a travelling circus or say you're somebody's particularly smart pet sidekick. We form a duo. I'll be batman and you can be detective chimp."

>>3909593

"Well that's at least a higher status quo than being robin. Still, I prefer not getting smited or hound over for demonic favors"

Any spots left?

>>3909766

Go ahead, what's the worst that can happen?

>>3909766
This will most likely be my only post for the next five hours, but yes, eight players is a solid number. Feel free to dive right in.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

Name: Chase Kanoy

Stats:

Strength: Above average
Toughness: Average
Dexterity: Average
Agility: Above average
Reflex: Exceptional
Intelligence: Above average
Intuition: Low
Wisdom: Above average
Willpower: Above average
Charisma: Below average

Skills:

Running: High
Parkour: High
Stealth: Average
Deception: High
Psychology: Above average
Analysis: Above average

Strengths:

Under Pressure: When things are down to the wire you always seem to be composed and confident where others bend and break.

Crunch Time: You're at your best when things are at their worst. All checks are easier when calamity looms.

Born to Run: The result of one of a rare few commitments, short bursts of incredible speed and endless charges across the land are possible. Terrain and encumbrance are meaningless in the face of your lust for speed.

Weaknesses:

Can't be Assed: You find it incredibly difficult to commit yourself to tasks you don't enjoy, even if they would take little effort to complete.

Intense Presence: Your stoic demeanor and curt manner of speaking paired with strongly held convictions make people unfamiliar with you anxious or even fearful.

Hard to Read: Your constant deadpan makes you difficult to understand, often leading to misunderstandings.

Give me Warrior and a Roulette.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3909991
Rolling again due to repeat.

>>3909993
Death Count? Could be good, could be a curse, the only certainties in life are death and edge.

Dear QM, could you accept another player?

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>>3909494
>"THE STAND IS A PART OF YOUR SOUL, SO IT DOES NOT COUNT AS ASSISTANCE! HOWEVER SORCERY IS NOT AND UNLESS YOU ENHANCE YOUR OWN STRENGTH, DOES NOT ASSIST YOUR CARRYING WEIGHT! I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER THIS WORLD RUNS ON CULTIVATION, JRPG RULES, COMMON SENSE OR SOME UNHOLY MIXTURE OF THE THREE! WATCHING YOU FOOLS FIND OUT SHALL BE MOST PLEASANT!"

>>3909496
>"SUCH PATIENCE! SUCH RESTRAINT!"

>>3909501
>"THAT DEPENDS ON THE SIZE, AND IS SUBJECT TO THE SAME STRICTURES!"

>>3909513
>"POSSIBLE, EVEN PLAUSIBLE! IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE SEEN A MORALFAG COME OUT OF THE FOUR CHANS AND SHALL BE INTERESTING TO SEE!"

>>3909991
>"ANOTHER WARRIOR? EXCELLENT! YOUR SPEED SHALL SERVE YOU WELL!"

>>3909993
>"DOHOHOHOHO, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?"

You pause, tendons flexing as the vision of a tally appears in your mind. Currently, it is at [0] but the urge to see it rise is undeniable. Another, sixth sense comes over your psyche, it is predatory, looming over all you see and terrifying in its cunning. The darkness around you seems more impenetrable than before, no mortal blade could hope to pierce it but perhaps...

>(9) Death Count You have a perfect count of every kill you have made organised as you please, and an instinctive understanding of everything you encounter’s weaknesses on every level physical, mental, and spiritual. This applies to people and their psychology.

>"NOW THAT THERE ARE EIGHT ISEKAI VICTIMS, WE ARE ALMOST READY TO BEGIN! FIRST, I'M GOING TO NEED YOUR COLLECTIVE SUB-CONSCIOUSNESSES TO ROLL THREE SETS OF 20d100 TO HELP ME AND THE MYTHIC DICE DECIDE EXACTLY WHERE I'LL BE THROWING YOU!"

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>>3909997
>"LATECOMERS ARE WELCOME, BUT WITH THIS MANY OUTSIDE SOULS THE ENTRANCE IS SHAPING UP TO BE PAINFUL! GO AHEAD, TRY YOUR LUCK!"

Rolled 33, 60, 96, 69, 18, 7, 35, 72, 64, 96, 79, 20, 69, 28, 32, 81, 71, 45, 31, 88 = 1094 (20d100)

>>3910004
Wow this is a lot of percentile dice you're about to have to sort through.

>>3910008
I'll likely only be using fifteen or so, but a surplus is always nice. Mythic crits don't work quite like /qst/'s d100s normally do. I have to go handle some erroneous flimflam before I can get to tallying and prepping the intro but that shouldn't take more than forty minutes.

Rolled 98, 97, 35, 2, 9, 70, 8, 65, 31, 18, 54, 26, 76, 51, 42, 47, 4, 81, 46, 5 = 865 (20d100)

>>3910004

>>3909527
Also, I didn't catch this. I'm aware Stands, as seen in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure are some seriously powerful bullshit when used cleverly. That's why they're a Cheat. The Cosmic Vending Machine can be used to launder stolen goods, and that's honestly quite clever.

Rolled 57, 13, 6, 96, 45, 89, 71, 66, 9, 79, 13, 4, 36, 11, 18, 48, 16, 47, 24, 41 = 789 (20d100)

>>3910004
It's a strange and beautiful thing that chaos has given me a trait so fitting. I picked warrior because I wanted to enjoy technical and precise combat that no wild sorcery can provide and now I have been granted the finest scalpel in the land.

>>3910004
So while we wait, how are you doing the combat system?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

Name: Miracle Dieudonne

Stats:

Strength: Average
Dexterity: Below Average
Agility: Above Average
Reflex: Above Average
Toughness: Average
Intelligence: High
Intuition: Average
Willpower: Average
Wisdom: Above Average
Charisma: Below average

Skills
Boxing: Poor but knows the basics
Swordplay: Poor
Strengths:

Obscure History Knowledge:
Years of research has given you knowledge of history including details of mythological creatures and gods.

"Calculated Trajectory":
Your brain seems to calculate mathematical queries at frightening speeds and you can estimate the speed, size or weight of an object with a variable accuracy (To the first significant figure.)
Weaknesses

Actual Autism:
You can sound rude and sometimes you don't take disagreements and transgressions lightly but your intelligence is pretty good.
None of your Business:
You have a tendency of getting into other peoples' business, usually when you want to help them. Even if they don't want/need help.

>>3910034
The roll is for a cheat by the way, sorry for double posting.

>>3910034
Another stand user for the pile I guess. It must be true that stand users attract eachother. I actually had an idea for a bound stand called 666 Kill Chop Deluxe which was basically Emperor in sword term with three acts.

>>3910039
I would reroll but I think the QM is already strapped for time

>>3910039
Form, not term. Autocorrect works in mysterious ways.

>>3910042
Stands are varied enough to not overlap anyways, it's basically just free license to create your own power.

>>3910039
Bravo for the Lisa pick.
>>3910042
Nah, we already have the OK on multiple stand users, no need.

Since we are approaching the precipice it would be wise to do a role call so we all know who's who before things get chaotic.

I'm Chase Kanoy, the warrior who can see the worst in everything and might be a bit too comfortable with his new life of conflict.

Just out of curiosity, what were the rogue subclasses

Alright then.
Conceptual Stand:
Stand Name: Speed Demon
Ability: The Stand can manipulate the velocity of any object it touches.
Appearance: The stand appears as a small humanoid male (think Echoes Act 3 size), has a speedometer on it's chest and has a classical clock as a face. It's "Skin" is metallic and blue.

>>3910056
I'm Jake Black, warrior trying to make the best of this shitty situation.

>>3910056
Shit, I should probably decide my class now.

I am Miracle Dieudonne, a priest chosen by St Michael to be their champion. I am a Stand User who can manipulate velocity.

>>3910056

I'm Alex Smith, currently an imp until I make the transition to evolve into a better humanoid creature.

Aside from that, I am the White Magician, master of disguses.

>>3910004
"Does my killcount tick up if I am responsible for the death of just if I kill someone personally?"

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>>3910034
>>3910065
>"A PRIEST OF THE SAINT MICHAEL? YOU'LL HAVE YOUR HANDS FULL WITH THESE FEW!"

>>3910107
>"YOU MUST SLAY THEM BY YOUR OWN HAND, BUT EXPLOSIVES AND ENVIRONMENTAL CALAMITIES COUNT!"

>"VICTIMS OF ISEKAI, YOU NUMBER NINE IN FULL!"

>>3908790
>"TERRY ELLINGTON, OMNIDEXTROUS ROGUE AND BEARER OF THE BRICK PHONE!"

>>3908820
>"DAVE HOOPER, WIELDER OF [Dr. Stone], ACCESSOR OF THE COSMIC VENDING MACHINE, AND CHAMPION OF DEPRAVITY!"

>>3908912
>"ALEX SMITH, FORTUNE-KISSED SORCERER AND DIRE IMP DESTINED TO DEMONHOOD!"

>>3908956
>"THE NEW GUY, ANONYMOUS SEER OF TRUTH AND PLAYER OF SPORTS!"

>>3909019
>"ORION, CARELESS SORCERER AND MASTER OF THE KERAK MARTIAL ART!"

>>3909216
>"JAKE BLACK, STUBBORN WARRIOR AND WIELDER OF「Receive You」!"

>>3909382
>"LIE ALIUS, SOLITARY ERUDITE, MATHEMATICAL ADEPT, AND WIZARD!"

>>3909991
>"CHASE KANOY, INTENSE WARRIOR AND COUNTER OF DEATH!"

>"AND LATEST BUT LIKELY NOT LAST-"

>>3910034
>"MIRACLE DIEDONNE, ALTRUISTIC PRIEST OF SAINT MICHAEL AND WIELDER OF [Speed Demon]!"

>"YOU HAVE DIED, ONLY TO BE RENEWED IN A NEW WORLD! YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN PHENOMENAL POWER! YOU SHALL GO FORTH! YOU SHALL ENTERTAIN!"

Some of you flinch and others stay staring as the darkness is torn apart, to reveal a hellish portal. From it comes a sense of impending doom but, intent on righteous deeds, exotic pleasure, the pursuit of power, or simple companionship in a new land, you step through...

>Each of you floats in what seems to be surprisingly peaceful shimmering waters as the particulars of your destination are prepared. It seems the hell portal was a bait and switch, though each of you is certain that a nasty fight awaits on the other end.

>>3910032
I'll be running the quest with the Mythic RPG, that has a highly lethal combat system where armour, skill, and strategy are critical to avoid debilitating wounds and ignominious deaths.

>>3910042
I'm not strapped for time at all, I just had to take care of some egregious bullshit.

>>3910058
You'll see them in time, but reaching a specialty subclass takes an enormous amount of effort.

>>3910109
"It's strange isn't it? The waiting I mean. Kind of like standing in line to get punched in the gut, accept instead of being punched it's being stabbed by kobolds or dire badgers or whatever."

>>3910119
"Really it can only be up from the combine harvester, makes it a bit more bearable."

>>3910126
"What if we start facing a stampede of thirteen dire combines?"

>>3910130
"Well, now you're just giving it ideas."

>>3910119

"You're thinking too small, anything smaller than an orc warband all holding two handers is far too easy. Plus you've got to factor in the environment. We might actually be shot into Mordor or in the middle of the ocean. Anything less wouldn't be any fun."

>>3910135
>>3910126
>>3910130
>>3910119

"How about we don't give whatever force that brought us here any ideas? It's bad enough that there's supposedly nine of us. If going by end of days logic, nine might as well be six. And that;s an omen."

>>3910142
"Bah fuck Frog Satan you know he likes it, the little loli slut. And I'll be you'll do great in hell, you can even be our face while we be your pet Monkeys. Win win for everybody."

>>3910142
"I'm not too worried about myself honestly. It's hard to fuck up when you can make a plan to kill anything."

>>3910135
“I’m biased towards the pleasure cruise.”

>>3910146

"Well, I can't really argue with that. If my cheat powers actually make me something like the reincarnation of one of the archdemons or Satan himself."

>>3910151

"Plan sure, excuting it is another story."

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>>3910154
"We can be pirates. Sail the sea finding treasure and ransoming young impressionable heiresses while meeting exotic harkness passable creatures. Somebody needs to learn Necromancy or Conjuration though unless we want to have a bunch of goobers run the ship for us. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

>>3910157
“Sounds like my kind of afterlife”

"I think this is a chance to start my life anew. This time I will not waste my potential. I hope all of you have good luck in your endeavours as we may be split up, after all, you never know if this portal actually follows Euclid's Laws of Geometry."

>>3910008
> Event Meaning: 33, 60
> Stop Misfortune
>>Something terrible is coming to pass
>Q: Is it cult-related?
>Roll: 96
>Critical No, the cult is the victim here
>Q: Is it demon-related?
>Roll: 69
>No, there are none here
>Q: Is it undead-related?
>Roll: 18
>Yes, there are many
>Q: Is it serious?
>Roll: 7
>Yes, there are a dozen wights and a small horde
>Q: Are they led by a grave-knight?
>Roll: 35
>Yes, he made most of the corpses here
>Q: Is the grave-knight present?
>Roll: 72
>No, he is not
>Q: Did the cult manage to hide the artifact?
>Roll: 64
>No, the grave-knight seized it and left
>Q: Has the cult managed to defend themselves so far?
>Roll: 96
>Critical No, there are only a few survivors the grave-knight intends to interrogate

>>3910012
>Q: Is it daytime?
>Roll: 98
>Critical No, it is midnight on a full moon
>Q: Is the environment hospitable?
>Roll: 97
>Critical No, it is knee-deep in snow and freezing
>Q: Have the undead seen the party yet?
>Roll: 35
>No, but the scent of the living is strong and they will soon
>Q: Do any of the surviving cultists have class levels?
>Roll: 2
>Critical Yes, there is a Priestess among them
>Q: Is the religion Benevolent?
>Roll: 9
>Critical Yes, they worship the goddess of healing
>Q: Did the cultists at least manage to do some damage?
>Roll: 70
>No, apart from banishing a handful of zombies their miracles did nothing
>Q: Are the Isekai victims at least dressed for the cold?
>Roll: 8
>Yes, the God of Chaos was considerate and they are all well-bundled
>Q: Do they have any treasure or equipment beyond the bare minimum?
>Roll: 65
>No, the God of Chaos was not that considerate
>Q: Any provisions, at least?
>Roll: 31
>Enough for a week's time, spread between them
>Q: Do they have time to think?
>Roll: 18
>Yes, but they shouldn't take too long to decide if they value their hides

>>3910157
"Hopefully it's high fantasy if we're doing that because I'm not going to sit around eating wevile biscuits and getting scurvy for months on end."

>>3910160
"Whatever it turns out to be, I bet it beats the hell out of becoming an electrician."

>>3910161
“Great, so we’re in Zombieland. This trope can’t die soon enough.”

>>3910161
""Fuuuuuccckkkkkkkkkk, Whelp GG boys. I never did any research on how to survive in the cold. We're fucked."

"That being said if we survive this we have a jump board to somebody's Necro Studies. Honestly looks like a lost cause though we should get out before the horde spreads to an actually livable place."

>David tries to use [Dr. Stone] to keep himself in a comfortable temperature.

Do I have to roll?

>>3910173
"Maybe the invisible man can at least get the priestess out? Us fighters need weapons, fast."

>>3910161
>Jake will search any nearby cultist bodies for a weapon.

>>3910173
“I’m actually pretty fine with extreme cold as long as windchill isn’t part of the equation. Even so you have a point, we have nothing to gain by trudging through snow and fighting zombies until our limbs fall off.”

>>3910180
"Our winter clothes should hold alright, once we get moving Dr. Stone could help us keep a fire going as well."

>>3910161
Dear mercy of God! It's cold in the UK when it's Winter but I can't deal with this level! My qualms with the weather aside we need some way of signalling for help. Maybe a large campfire? If it doesn't work as signal it should at least give us a place to cook things.
> Look around for any trees or anything flammable, like a dead person's clothes or something.

>>3910173

"If I was a fire imp I could instinctively cast some fire magic. Wait, do I even need any form of nourishment or protection from the elements?"

>>3910178
"Sure get new guy to do it, we're gonna need that chick to convince the nearest town not to get Zombie raped"

>>3910182
"I dunno about that Jack, I don't think you understand what overall E stand means. Or how hard it is to keep a fire in this weather. Probably best to have the Virgin take care of fires"

"That being said if you can find me some cool shit with the cult I could probably keep throwing them into my vending machine till we have something to burn"

>>3910188
An interesting question, maybe we should also wonder if other monsters will endear themselves to you due to your nature.

Ohh how many actions can I take?

"Remember to steal their books and scrolls if they don't have gems. They've got a lot of sentimental value and we can use them as kindling later."

>>3910182
“Sounds like a plan, if the new guy is up for getting the priestess I’ll go with him and take point. If things get hairy I’ll be there to back him up seeing as the priestess actually knows the lay of the land.”

>>3910192

"Yeah that is an interesting question. Imp or not I got to have some cloud in the monster world."

>>3910198
Maybe I should also go. St Michael is believed to be the a Saint of Healing so maybe I can ask for help as a fellow healer.

>>3910202
“Well, it looks like we’ve got a team of three to retrieve the VIP.”

>I look up at the snow covered trees and the dark sky, then turn my attention back to the group

“While that’s going on what else will we be cooking up?”

Damn, no more spots I'm guessing?
If there isn't, it's still gonna be hilarious seeing what yall do.

"I'll just stay here and give moral support while trying to set up camp I guess."

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Each of you stand in the space between realms, discussing your plans and steeling yourselves for the trials to come. Just when sinking dread has begun to replace their anticipation, they hear a loud popping noise and stumble onto the ground as a new reality snaps into place around them. It is freezing cold and the snow is almost closer to ice but each find themselves wearing gloves, fur scarves, and thick cloaks over their clothes. On their backs are primitive satchels that, when examined, reveal a week's worth of beef jerky, hard cheese, crackers, waterskins, and not much else.

It's the middle of the night. The warriors, Jake Black and Chase Kanoy find a crudely forged rusted shortsword, war-axe, or mace as is their preference, along with a buckler comprised of several stained and splintery boards nailed together with a strap handle. The two sorcerers find that they have a flimsy, cracked wand an eighth grader could've put together in woodworking class, but their wizard counterpart finds that in addition to his wand, he has an appropriately pointy hat. Terry Ellington has a sharp but well-worn copper dagger sheathed at his side, and Miracle Diedonne has a catholic bible and wooden crucifix.

Everyone else is shit out of luck. You turn to one another and begin to discuss, when a loud, feminine screaming attracts your attention from the forest to the center of a wide clearing, where a stone temple stands and around fifty walking corpses gnash their teeth. Most of them are zombies in peasant's rags, the majority of them fresh and exhibiting evidence of blunt trauma, but a handful stand with some measure of intelligence, clutching rusted hatchets and hammers no better than your own tools.

These, the more savvy among you recognize are wights and the screaming came from the center of the horde, near the temple's door. One of them is clutching the hair of a younger woman in red-fringed white robes, who continues shouting. "Y-you're desecrating a holy temple! The Adventurer's Guild will hear about this, and when they do-!"

>*SMACK*

The connection of the backhand is audible, and the snarling moreso. "Silence, whore! Your flock will join our ranks and when the master returns, he will have his due!" Another in solid white robes, this one a man forced on his knees speaks out. "Blasphemer! The three-pronged scepter of martyr's mourning is holy, and you can't ever corru-"

>*WH*CHK*

The brave man's falls dead as the wight rips his hatchet out. Numb, the priestess stares at the corpse and the handful of survivors shiver, but not from the cold. The wight leading them howls above the din. "SEARCH THE REST OF THE GODDESSES' TEMPLE AND PUT THEIR FALSE SCROLLS TO THE BLACK TORCH! YREDELEMNUL DEMANDS IT!"

As far as you know, the mass of undead stumbling into the temple are unaware that you're here but there's no way they won't find out soon enough.

> What do you want to do?

>>3910214
“Black torch huh? That sounds interesting I’ll have to snag one of those if I get the chance. So aside from Miracle and myself who wants to retrieve our tour guide?”

>>3910214
"Smaller horde than I thought but still wayy too much for us."

"Virgin can you set up a barrier to at least slow them down from entering rhe temple"

"Somebody should go inside to make contact with the temple. I suggest new guy and Terry since Terry has the phone. Maybe new guy can take as many warriors as he can into the temple. Some of us should stay here with a call on to monitor the situation and coordinate a counter attack...."

"...That or cut our losses and run"

>>3910173
You don't have to, but without a dedicated effort it's closer to a heat handwarmer than a proper campfire.

>>3910187
You're in the middle of a coniferous forest and there's an abundance of things you could burn, once you've spread out the snow.

>>3910188
As a Sorcerer, you can attempt to cast fire magic regardless. As an Imp, no, no you do not but you can eat, sleep, and bundle up for the fun of it.

>>3910211
There are no slots. You can dive in as an extremely late comer, if you wish to.

>>3910221
"New plan I think. We need to bide our time. If they haven't killed the priestess yet then we can wait but trying to save her now is suicide."

"Virgin or somebody needs to cast false life or something to keep us hidden too before the undead start sensing us."

Forget to mention, both Warriors have had their Strength and Toughness boosted to High, as the only Rogue of the party, Terry's Dexterity and Agility have both received the same enhancement.

>>3910224
Nah. This is already gonna be a hilarious mess without me so I'll stick as a lurker for now

>>3910226
"Yeah, get that rolling. We can take cover in the woods while the sneaky guys try and get a feel for our exact circumstance. Worst case we can probably fight them better in the tree cover anyway, undead aren't smart enough to deal with that."
>>3910214
>Jake will take a shortsword, it's close enough to what he's familiar with.
>He'll try to see if there's any nearby snowbank the group can take cover behind, maybe fool the undead into thinking they're a herd of deer if all they're going off is life sense.
>>3910229
||Gotcha, stats adjusted accordingly.||

>>3910214
>>3910214
I will take up a stilleto(basically a shortsword but stabbier) and strap the shield to my left arm. Using my ability, how can I kill these zombies effectively?

>>3910222
>>3910226
Knowing how this works, I doubt they’ll kill her, at least not anytime soon. The horde views the rest as disposable but they’re keeping her around. Judging by the pleasant conversation we just witnessed I think the horse will entrench themselves here until the grave knight comes back.”

>>3910231
Lurking too. Who's your favorite and who's your most hated character?

"Please for the love of god somebody cast hide from undead before we start faffing about."

>>3910224

Good to know, now begins the inner turnmoil of losing humanity arc

>>3910241

>Atempts to cast Hide from undead

>>3910239
Dunno yet. Wanna see how they all flesh out but for now I think I find
>>3908912
to be my current fave for future shenanigans cause of the mix of Lady Luck and Androgynous

>>3910214
>>3910226
"As much as I want to help the priestess in her time of need I agree that trying now would be a fool's gambit."
" Oh Saint Michael, Healer of Suffering and Vanquisher of Evil, help us gain a foothold in this conflict."
>Attempt to hide from the enemies maybe behind a stack of snow or a big enough tree

>>3910231
>>3910239
Based and respectable.

>>3910233
You sense that Radiant and Holy damage is extremely effective against the undead and that against them, Fire is the most effective of the primary elements. They don't feel pain, fear, or mercy and they want to consume your life force, which is the energy the soul produces to keep living bodies functioning. Undead are resilient toward mundane damage but blunt, disabling attacks are the most effective.

To destroy the zombies, you need to either banish the negative energy filling their bodies, or render even their bodies incapable of functioning. Because you aren't a Priest or Necromancer, you would have to destroy the brainstem. The neck is a more ideal target than the skull, this would run true even if you were wielding a mace.

>>3910254
This power is amazing because I don't have to worry about what metagame solution actually works when it comes to monster lore.

>>3910257
You can get as specific with your questions as you please, so long as they fall under Death Count's purview. It's considered a cheat for a reason.

>>3910248
I'm putting my money on Lie Alius.

"I suggest a plan: We make some noise or do something to lure a large amount of undead outside, they aren't exactly smart, I will then attempt to call upon St. Michael's help and they will hopefully answer. If the first part works then what we will do is essentially rush the temple, our warriors will good at that. If any of you get hurt either me or the temple's staff will try to heal you."
"Does this sound like a good plan? I'm trying my best."

>>3910275
"Sure go ahead. It'll be funny seeing you and the two warriors get mauled by a zombie horde. Honestly if you wanna lure some of them away just cast heal or bless on a rock. The life energy'll attract them."

>>3910232
>>3910247
>>3910251
Roll 10d100 to determine the outcome, and from here on out, do it ahead of time when you attempt an action.

"Don't worry, I've played my share of survival games before. The first thing we need to do is punch a tree to get wood. We can then use that wood to make a Crafting Bench..."

>>3910241
>cast hide from undead
I'll use my magic to try to mask our presence from the undead. Just to be safe I'll also cast a magical barrier around our location.

Rolled 28, 23, 46, 3, 94, 57, 30, 53, 23, 10 = 367 (10d100)

>>3910279
Alright, wasn't sure on what dice to use.

>>3910275
"I would probably go with that if we were dealing with mindless undead rather than these Wight commanders. We'll need to look at this as a more conventional engagement. I would have the mor physically inclined of us go for a sneak attack, and then do a fighting retreat once we lose surprise. Then we can draw their group back into our spellcasters blast zone."

Rolled 88, 52, 62, 62, 98, 43, 48, 71, 25, 49 = 598 (10d100)

>>3910279
>>3910280
Mask our presence from the undead via Magic.

Rolled 6, 64, 67, 68, 30, 19, 33, 78, 71, 63 = 499 (10d100)

>>3910279

>>3910287

Since I'm a demon, a 6 should be like crit for me.

>>3910284
Also, can Death Count give me any information about the tactics of these Wights and how to exploit them?

>>3910284
"You're still thinking wayy too conventional and optimistic Chase. More than half of the group would be a liability in a combat environment especially sneak attacks and especially in such an open area where we can get run down by the Knight or the non-stamina needing undead."

"For shits and giggles I kinda want to defend in the temple and set it to burn but that's just me. Personally I'm in the wait and see or sneak into the temple camp."

>>3910295
"Tactically speaking, we should be at an advantage for as long as their leader doesn't notice our presence. If we can pick off stragglers one by one we shouldn't have as much trouble as compared to an all-out confrontation."

>>3910284
"Hmph, alright, I will continue to hide until we reach a consensus on what plan of action to go with."

>>3910291
Wights are similar to zombies but managed to hold onto some of their memories and intelligence from life, though these are hell-bent toward killing as many of the living as possible. They have much more negative energy than zombies, allowing them to directly drain the life force of those they attack and use it to fuel the recovery of their wounds. Wights can animate corpses into crude zombies and skeletons, though never more than 1-5 a day, depending on the age and strength of the wight. They find sunlight mildly painful and magical sources of light are irritating.

Each is capable of giving simple "one-word" commands to lesser undead but otherwise can't direct them. You sense the zombies sifting through the temple are operating from the search command. Beyond that, you don't know, wights are as varied in tactics as living generals but given their usual followers and tendency toward low intelligence, tend to be straightforward.

>>3910303
If you still want to invoke Saint Michael, refer to >>3910279.

Rolled 48, 77, 85, 4, 58, 11, 90, 4, 21, 48 = 446 (10d100)

>>3910302
"Fine you do that. You or Catholic's probably the best choice with your magic control and his holy magic. Remember to set up your runes into a kill zone before you start drawing in them but I'm sure you already thought of that."

"I'll be twiddling my thumbs and fucking around."

>David in his bored state starts throwing three rations into his vending machine.

>>3910302
"We could just follow behind the hoard, keep hidden with magic, and then just thin them out as we go. It only takes one good hit to the back of the neck to kill one."

"Whatever we choose we need To do it soon, they're not going to wait around for us."

>>3910289
Not quite how the Mythic System works, but if the combined total of your rolls is 666 you can get a banked crit to spend on an action of your choice.

“So what are we going to do, sneak, siege, or a combination of the two?”

>>3910312
"We were thinking we let the rogues scout the place out, maybe let a few more go into the temple before we make a play for the Priestess."

>>3910313
“I’m all for scouting, the new guy looks out of it though. I’m going to need a bit of insurance if I’m scouting the whole temple solo.”

>>3910304
So I know that I can ask questions of this nature but while I'm in combat can I do actions to the effect of "I cut the strap of his armor with it to fall apart" or "I charge forward to exploit an opening in his guard"? Basically just more micro uses of the power to add to a normal action.

>>3910318
"Get the Virgin to cast invisibility on you and keep somebody with good perception on call. We can lead you through where they're least heavy. Get me good shit though, maybe find a Resurrection scroll and maybe I can switch it out in my machine for mass banish undead."

>>3910318
"I'll go with. I'm pretty decent at sneaking and it's not like I'm wearing full plate. Besides, they're fucking zombies."

>>3910318
"Ohh if you're lucky get the mcguffin and I'll shove it into my machine then we can be done with this whole doomsday bullshit plot."

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>>3910312
"Either way, I will make preparations for healing or smiting and invoking Michael if need be."
>Miracle absentmindedly draws The Coat of Arms for the Holy See in the snow. Hoping it will give him strength

>>3910323
>>3910328
“Now that’s something I can get behind, the sooner we get to the “fantasy” the better.”
>>3910327
“Sounds good, but don’t get too overconfident, shit happens.”

>>3910332
“Thanks, I’ll need all the help you can give me.”

>>3910328
"Are you sure you want to risk burning yourself gaining others ire? We have no idea what the Black Torch does if ingested and if it works like a regular torch you may be internally burned. Unless there are some details I'm missing.

Rolled 34, 88, 80, 97, 81, 92, 74, 44, 42, 23 = 655 (10d100)

Guess it's time to roll for sneaking.

>>3910283
>Q: Is there a heavy snowbank nearby?
>Intuition: Average, Odds: Very Likely
>Roll: 28
>Yes, there is enough snow to hide behind
>Q: Is it large enough for the entire party?
>Odds: Likely
>Roll: 23
>Yes, it is behind a small hill and offers some visibility

>>3910285
>Q: Can Lie Alius cast a Hide Undead spell?
>Intelligence: Exceptional, Odds: Unlikely, it isn't his specialty
>Roll: 88
>No, he can't visualise the appropriate incantation
>Q: Do the undead notice the sudden use of magic energy?
>Odds: Very Unlikely
>Roll: 52
>No, the wights are distracted and the zombies are mindless

>>3910287
>Q: Can Alex Smith cast a Hide Undead spell?
>Willpower: Below Average, Odds: Very Unlikely, it isn't his specialty
>Roll: 6
>Yes, he manages to cast a cloak over his life force
>Q: Does it cover the entire party?
>Odds: Unlikely, this is the first spell he's ever cast
>Roll: 64
>No, sadly
>Q: Does the spell cover the sneakier members of the party?
>Roll: 67
>No, tragically

>>3910309
>Q: What does the Cosmic Vending Machine give in exchange?
>Event Meaning: 48, 77
>Release Trials
>A locked pair of handcuffs
>Q: Does the key come with them?
>Roll: 85
>No, but they shouldn't be difficult to unlock with [Dr. Stone]
>Q: Is there anything else?
>Roll: 4
>Critical Yes, a glazed donut appears

>>3910332
>Roll 10d100 to see if Saint Michael notices your need

"Ohh that being said Sorc's if you're not doing anything, start casting self buffs."

>>3910339
"Frog Satan can gain their ire and I'm not eating it. Whatever shit I put into the machine just kinda goes poof and I get something that I technically own. Win win really."

>>3910311

Fair enough, what's my result for my spell.

Rolled 51, 70, 26, 38, 50, 6, 82, 9, 56, 46 = 434 (10d100)

>>3910342
Same here
>>3910339
“The undead aren’t too far removed from humans and they seem to wield it without difficulty, but you’re right we don’t fully know what we’re dealing with but Fence has the right idea.”

Rolled 37, 57, 64, 21, 81, 94, 24, 26, 95, 6 = 505 (10d100)

>>3910345
Fair enough, maybe consuming the Black Torch will give you a bad-ass Divine Weapon.

>>3910354
Ignore that.

>>3910344

Looks like only I get to be the sneaky.

>>3910328
"Unless it's the sort of MacGuffin that needs to remain in existence in order to perform its function."

>>3910339
"Unless I'm mistaken, the black torch is just what the undead are using to burn the scrolls of the temple. The MacGuffin is the three pronged scepter or whatever it was."

>>3910344
I can't quite seem to figure out how to properly conceptualize "Hide from Undead". At least it didn't backfire and make us into undead or reveal our presence. I should make a mental note to save the more experimental and likely dangerous magical tests for after we get to safety.

>>3910323
"I think I can do invisibility. It's difficult for me to imagine something as vague as 'life force', but optics was something I studied in detail. I could probably do something about the noise as well."

>>3910363
"Right I'm bored, if you do Invis and Impy does hide from undead then Terry uses a phone while you guide him from a distance he SHOULD have a decentish chance."

"Decide something quickly though, the more time we waste the likelier Frog Satan'll get bored and throw something at us to make us chose and I'd rather have the initiative."

>>3910374
"Anyone not going oughta get behind the snowbank I found."
>Jake will move behind the snowbank.

>>3910342
>Q: Can Chase sneak into the temple?
>Agility: Above Average, Odds: Very Unlikely
>Roll: 34
>No
>Q: Does he go unseen?
>Odds: Very Unlikely
>Roll: 88
>No, a handful of zombies notice him in the snow
>Q: Can they resist the urge to chase him down?
>Roll: 80
>No, they begin stumbling after him through the snow
>Q: Is their absence noticed by the wights?
>Roll: 97
>Critical No, all of the wights and most of the undead have entered the temple, the priestess is unwatched apart from a handful of zombies

>>3910356
>Q: Can Terry sneak into the temple?
>Agility: High, Stealth: High, Odds: Likely
>Roll: 51
>Yes, under cover of darkness he flits through the scattered undead and reaches the survivors
>Q: Do any of them cry out in surprise?
>Roll: 70
>No, they are silent as the grave and their eyes are closed in thanks
>Q: Is the priestess magically bound?
>Odds: Unlikely
>Roll: 26
>No, she is not
>Q: Are there mundane bindings?
>Odds: A Near Sure Thing
>Roll: 38
>A length of frayed rope binds her wrists
>Q: Can he cut the rope?
>Odds: A Near Sure Thing, he has a dagger, after all
>Roll: 50
>Yes, he manages to remove the ropes and she comes with him
>Q: Do they manage to sneak away?
>Agility: High, Stealth: High, Odds: 50/50, the Priestess isn't skilled in stealth
>Roll: 6
>Yes, and he manages to return to the treeline in little under fifteen minutes

>>3910357
>Q: Does Saint Michael notice Miracle's need?
>Wisdom: Above Average, Odds: Likely
>Roll: 34
>Yes, he notices
>Q: Does he send a miracle?
>Odds: Very Likely
>Roll: 57
>Yes
>Q: What is it?
>Event Meaning: 64, 21
>Spy Messages
>Miracle receives a vision of the Death Knight's whereabouts

Heheh, it almost takes me longer to figure out the rolls than to write the flavour-text.

>>3910381
“Terry to base, I have the package.”

>>3910374
"Right. Who is it I should be making invisible? I haven't gotten used to your names and faces just yet."

>>3910381
"Oh they already went in? How embarrassing. Well, it's their fault for not waiting for me."

>>3910385
“Your accusation offends me deeply, seriously though, we may need that invisibility yet.”

>>3910385
"At least too many undead didn't spot them."

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>>3910344
Realising the importance of not being seen, Jake tries to find somewhere to hide and soon sees it, behind a small hill covered in snow. He sneaks over to the embankment and takes cover from the sight of the undead, along with most of the others, who see no reason not to.

Focusing his intellect and harnessing his will, Lie does his best to shroud himself and his party in a mystical veil but can't clearly visualise something so esoteric with so little experience to operate with.

At the same time, Alex tries to shroud the group and succeeds- in channeling a mystic covering that blocks his life force from their senses. It'll last around thirty minutes but unfortunately, only effects him.

David grows bored of waiting for something to happen, and throws three day's worth of rations into the Cosmic Vending Machine, with an inaudible *CH-UNK* sound inside his head. Five seconds later, a pair of locked modern handcuffs and an uneaten glazed donut appear in his hands. He gets the sense that he has simultaneously ruined and vastly improved someone's day.

“Well now that that’s crossed off of our to do list what’s next? Shall we book it or are we sticking around to clean up this mess? I’m fine with either option.”

>>3910385
"Ohh I thought we only had one rogue. I dunno why the warrior thought to start going in. Might wanna buff Chase from a distance since it would be a bad idea to start firing spells from a distance. It'd blow our cover once fire starts flying"

>>3910391
"You're fine for now, can you move in to support Chase? He's being "chased".... pfffttt. Anyway can you and the Priest take out that group while some Sorcs try to buff you before the upper undead realize what's happening?"

>>3910381
Miracle is slightly enthralled by the vision he is given and commits it to memory as fast as possible.
"I have gained a divine vision of The Death Knight's location. I will attempt to estimate his distance from us along with average speed to calculate how much time we have left to escape. In the mean time help Terry escape with the priestess and help Chase escape from the zombies.
The seriousness of the situation counter-acts the comedic irony of a man named Chase being chased.
>My Strength "Calculated Trajectory" may help me figure out how much time until The Death Knight arrives, if I figure it out I will tell the others

>>3910404
"More sensibly we could lure them into the treeline pretty easily and lose them there, they're just the common zombies."
>>3910398
>How many zombies are running after Chase?

Rolled 51, 44, 71, 24, 97, 15, 48, 76, 42, 65 = 533 (10d100)

>>3910404
“I’m on it. Care to take a stroll with me priestess?”

>I make my way towards Chase in order to draw some heat off of him

After I'm done with the estimations:
>Attempt to give Terry a boon from the Saint.
>Try to find a rock or stone to throw, if I do find one, throw it at the zombies and use [Speed Demon] to give it the velocity of a bullet.

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>>3910411
"Sure we can do that too but honestly I'm just impatient. Chase would probably be alright with his Isekai physical stats though I forgot about that."

>David summons [Dr. Stone] to try to pick the handcuffs just to get used to using his stand.

Rolled 7, 89, 44, 67, 11, 63, 85, 27, 13, 85 = 491 (10d100)

>>3910423

Rolled 66, 26, 59, 59, 64, 46, 96, 52, 90, 54 = 612 (10d100)

>>3910404
>support Chase
Undead are weak to fire, right? Or does that just make them into Flaming Undead? Either way, I imagine I would probably give away our location if I dealt with them that way.

Instead I use support magic to buff Terry and Chase. (unless direct intervention proves necessary)

We might want to slow down, I think QM's still on the fluff post about Terry saving the priestess.

>>3910398
I was going to wait for the rest of the text but if everyone is calling actions now I'm going to get to work on these zombies by kiting them and going for decisive thrusts to the neck.

You also haven't gotten back to me on my question yet.

Rolled 47, 48, 49, 99, 32, 50, 99, 8, 42, 61 = 535 (10d100)

>>3910433

>>3910430
Yeah, we should probably take a bit to figure out how rounds work.

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>>3910381
Ever bold, Chase sees no reason to wait and tries to sneak into the temple, either to rescue the priestess or ambush the wights. He would've managed it, too, if he didn't snap a twig with his foot and catch the attention of four undead milling on the fringes. Each groans and starts shambling through the snow, while he stands and readies his shield and blade. They feel comfortable in his hands, like he's wielded them for years.

Slightly annoyed at the sight of this farce to the thief's art, Terry resolves to do it himself and, filled with sudden understanding of how and how not to move, sneaks through the scattered undead so skillfully it's as if he's a ghost. The priestess stares at him with wordless gratitude, and clings to his wrist as they return to the forest. The rest of the cultists understand the difficulties, and are content to remain until they can be rescued or if need be, martyred. As soon as the two reach the treeline, the priestess breaks down and collapses onto the snow, babbling and weeping "Thankyouthankyouthankyou sosososo m-m-much, theyjust- theyjust... there were so many of them, they just-... they just..." She's been severely traumatised and someone will have to knock her out of it to get anything else.

Among the Heavenly Host, far from the debacle at this pagan temple, the Archangel sees his foremost follower in that world is in need, and sends him a vision. Miracle's eyes widen as he catches sight of a massive skeleton in plate armour, menacing with spikes and clutching a golden staff with a triumphant leer. Not much else is visible, but he catches sight of a skeletal horse riding that he thinks is riding away from their current location. Focusing, he hears the grave-knight cackle.

>"NYEHEHEHEHEH! SOON, THE KINGDOM SHALL BE MINE!"

The vision then fades, and lucidity returns.

>>3910430
>>3910437
I appreciate the sentiment but it's fine, I think I'm keeping up well enough. Though... the context might help you make strategic decisions.

>>3910411
Only four, I rolled a d10 behind the scenes to determine. Considering his skill and stats, he could probably rape them in melee combat.

>>3910428
You're confident that they burn but not learned enough in monster lore to deduce anything else.

>>3910433
Which question? I answered two here, >>3910254 and here >>3910304.

>>3910456

This one:>>3910322

Rolled 28, 93, 55, 22, 95, 62, 3, 65, 82, 18 = 523 (10d100)

>>3910439
"Ma'am, we need you to stay calm, alright? We're going to make it to the nearest village or city, and then we'll figure out a way to fix all this, ok? I'm Jake, Jake Black. Can you tell me your name?"
>Attempt to reassure The Priestess, hopefully getting some kind of bonus from Bright Side

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3910439
"Rest easy Priestess we've been sent to help."

>David removes his cloak and wraps it around the priestess to at least keep her comfortable. Then hands her a canteen

>>3910422

"Father, as a holy man I leave her care to you."

Rolled 49, 92, 90, 90, 82, 50, 7, 51, 61, 47 = 619 (10d100)

>>3910465
Whoops

>>3910422
Can you roll 10d100?

>>3910459
My apologies, I didn't catch that.

>>3910322
You can attempt called shots without issue, but Death Count doesn't necessarily improve your ability to make them, only your knowledge of how to do so. For example, it would reveal the chink in a knight's armour, but on its own, it wouldn't make it any easier to pierce it. That's what your innate skills are for.

>>3910468
It's cool, I'll count the 35 and consider this a 9d100.

>>3910470
Gotcha

To avoid confusion it’s probably best if we wait for the cinematic interpretation of events before moving on to the next objective

>>3910439
"Terry, the master of subterfuge has saved the dutiful priestess!"
"Dear Priestess we are here to help you, I am a fellow healer and I am thankful to be blessed with your presence. My name is Miracle, could you give us yours?"
>Attempt to calm The Priestess and ask for her name, she is important and has information we need.
Note: Miracle's knowledge of Mythological Gods allows him to recognise The Priestess' outfit as Shinto in nature.

>>3910484
I agree.
Also QM, what time-zone do you live in?

Davids tries his hardest to contain his laughter at the idea that this many 'nice guys' trying to gain favor with the only NPC introduced all at the same time. Thinking this verbal gangbang will probably backfire and show how autistic this group is.

Rolled 34, 67, 62, 41, 71, 79, 20, 8, 13, 64 = 459 (10d100)

>>3910493
Whoops again

>>3910493
Chicanery like this is why Chase prefers the company of soul eating undead.

>>3910493
Yeah, I was afraid that would happen. I figured if I did it quick enough it wouldn't.

>>3910493
>>3910501
I only invited her to come over to help dispel the zombie chasing Chase (back when I thought it was a mob and not four of them)

>>3910501
Ye I wanted to get Necro powers but I felt it would be more interesting double rolling. Ohh well.

>>3910515
You can probably get it eventually. There was an option to go in with nothing after all.

>>3910526
Ye ye but it'll take a while unless I sell everybody out to the DK... Or rob the shit outta him once he croaks.

Usual was unless I give a tribute to Frog Satan after giving him a booty call needs me to learn Sorcery first then Necromancy. Sneak would be the better skill short term and we've got a good thief right now and no necros to teach me.

Rolled 16, 21, 63, 3, 59, 6, 48, 27, 34, 37 = 314 (10d100)

>>3910470
The Dice
One other detail
>Attempt to use healing magic on the priestess. She might be injured and healing her might help us gain her favour.
QM, do we have to roll a 10d100 for any action?

>>3910534
Did you have to use the exact same wording that David mocked you with?

>>3910415
>Q: Does the Priestess want to go with Terry?
>Odds: Impossible
>Roll: 51
>No, but she assumes he has a rakish sense of humour.
>Q: Does he manage to attract the attention of the zombies lurching toward Chase?
>Odds: Likely
>Roll 44
>Yes, two of the undead peel off the pack and begin stumbling toward him.
>Q: Can they reach him while he strolls backward?
>Agility: High, Odds: Very Unlikely
>No, but their moans sound wet this close

>>3910423
>>3910427
>Q: Can [Dr. Stone] pick the lock on the handcuffs?
>Odds: Very Unlikely, its abilities aren't theft based
>Roll: 7
>Yes, it turns out [Dr. Stone] has a talent for getting into places he shouldn't be, and after a moment's fiddling, the handcuffs crack open.
>Q: Does the Priestess catch sight of [Dr. Stone] when she's coming back with Terry?
>Odds: Unlikely
>Roll: 89
>No, [Dr. Stone] manages to step inside of a tree before she gets over the hillside.

>>3910428
>Q: Can Lie Alius visualise a buffing spell?
>Intelligence: Exceptional, Willpower: Above Average, Odds: Likely, it's his specialty
>Roll: 66
>Yes, he manages to visualise a spell, creating an intangible shield similar to padded leather
>Q: Does he fling it onto Terry or Chase?
>Odds: 50/50
>Roll: 26
>He decides Terry likely needs it more
>Q: Can he visualise another buffing spell for Chase?
>Intelligence: Exceptional, Willpower: Above Average, Odds: Very Likely, it's his specialty and he just cast one
>Roll: 59
>He can and swiftly does, without issue

>>3910433
>>3910434
>Q: Can Chase land a blow on the closest of the two zombies?
>Agility: Above Average, Sword Skill: High, Odds: Very Likely
>Roll: 47
>He manages to thrust with unerring precision into the undead's throat
>Q: Is it a killing blow?
>Zombie's Toughness: High, Chase's Strength: High, Sword Skill: High, Odds: Very Likely
>Its spine is sundered in a decisive strike
>Q: Can he land another stab on the second zombie?
>Agility: Above Average, Sword Skill: High, Odds: Very Likely
>Roll: 99
>Critical No, and it lunges to bite!
>Q: Can he dodge the attack?
>Reflexes: Exceptional, Zombie's Agility: Low, Odds: Very Likely
>Roll: 32
>Yes, he sidesteps without missing a beat
>Q: Can he strike the second zombie?
>Agility: Above Average, Sword Skill: High, Odds: Very Likely
>Roll: 8
>Yes, and the decisive blow ends its foul unlife.

>>3910461
>Q: Does Jake manage to reassure the Priestess?
>Charisma: Low, Odds: Very Unlikely
>Roll: 28
>No, she's borderline catatonic
>Q: Does she tell him her name?
>Odds: Likely
>Roll: 93
>No, she clams up and huddles into a ball, still sobbing

>cont.

>>3910538
Some patterns are easy to read