>you’re a poet, and you weren’t aware of it, CA-CAW

You gaze upon your precious shiny-boi, his proud blade and elaborate hilt and guard a testament to quality blacksmithing.

“The Ray pierces
the hearts of men
like the sun.”

....... You’re a genius. A poetic genius, caw. You should write a book. Of poetry.

About SHINY THINGS.

Caw.

... Or - maybe not. Instead, you canwsider your freshly-cleaned rapier with due reverance, Ray-san’s glorious shininess a sight to behold.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3

Apologies for lack of thread yesterday, got stuck on a train for six hours due to three separate people deciding to commit suicide, and can’t start new threads from phone. Wonderful day off!

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3886441
hoo boy

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3886441

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3886441

>>3886445
>>3886458
hmmm needs more sugar

>87, Ray-san has shit taste in poetry

(Ray-san awakening +1! I’m so ashamed.)

You feel a warm cawntentment in your magnificent avian soul, as if Ray-san himself approves of your blessed words. Which he does, naturally, caw, as your haiku is beautiful. Like everything else you do.

Why are you so amazing?

Deciding it must be the blessings of your cawvid ancestors as they smile upon you (hard to do with a beak, but crows are cawpable of anything) you cawfully resheathe your blade.

With Wado retrieved, and your Cawptain’s cawffin sorted, there really isn’t anything to do at Ennies Lobby. Not unless you count repeatedly kicking Smilopath in his undoubtedly small penis, caw, and while that would be satisfying, it’s probably also suicidal. You’ll hold off for now.

Aqua Laguna should hit Water 7 tomorrow evening or so, but as long as you take the morning train back there, caw, you’re sure you cawn all hole yourselves up and ride it out in a hotel there.

That still leaves you this evening for whatever you want to do, though...

>How to spend this evening? Several hours so you can do multiple things if you want.

Rolled 90, 55 = 145 (2d100)

Rolling for Stuff.

>>3886468
Can we do Ray-san training here without injuring ourselves?If so then Swordsmanship with Ray-san please. BTW is his awakening +4 or +4.5?

>>3886473
I have no idea re. Awakening, I leave that to Bob. I believe there’s should be a thingy on the pastebin saying which comment the skills were last updated on.

You can do Ray-san training as it’s one-handed, can’t do dual-wielding due to arm still being injured.

>>3886469
Hat has rolled spectacularly for training while on EL, good job Hat.

>Locate kitchens and acquire shugar and food coloring to crystalize in to rock candy. (Lets use that +12 chemistry skill)

https://youtu.be/HvKJz4M585c

>>3886504
>>3886506
Damn it I thought one got eaten do to my internet lag...

>>3886504
>>3886506
>takes at least 2-3 days to grow
At that point just make some normal candies, its all the same ingredients anyway.
>boil the syrup
>occasionally dump a little bit into a bowl of cold water to check the way it hardens, the longer it boils the less water there is and the harder the candy ends up
>when the desirable hardness is met, pour into form and let cool down
>enjoy
The only difficulty is that as far as I understand there is a pretty slim margin of error in the upper edge between medium-hard, hard and burned sticky mess, you have to keep an eye on it at all times and know what you are doing.
Using a thermometer and temperature guide for various types of candies instead of cold water test brings the process down to science and numbers.

>>3886529
Your right my bad.
>Boil syrup and make candies.

>>3886529
Also, I would wait with culinary extravaganza for when we are back at W7.
>>3886468
>Library, look up maybe some other stuff like the thing from the note you've found. There has to be more to this.

>Generally wander around (random encounter)
In no way that could go wrong, right?

>>3886468
>Look for more books in the library

Rolled 30 (1d100)

Looks like library wins.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for
library search
-10 malus, and you only get ONE search for the library.

Ignore my roll.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3886559

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3886559
Lets go

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3886559

>>3886561
>88 total
Noice

Heading to work though, so please vote on finding:

>Weapon improvement book (+5 skill to selected weapon, choose which)
>Unarmed combat improvement book (+8 unarmed skill}
>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)
>~ mystery box book uwu ~ (a regrettable option)

>>3886583
Mystery box all the way.

>>3886583
>Mystery box

>>3886583
>mystery box book uwu ~
THE BOX THE BOX

Why did you type the other options?

>>3886583
>Mystery Box

>>3886583
MYSTERY

I’m gonna be totally honest with you guys before I head out, you WILL regret it if you pick the mystery box, it is incredibly dumb. Be warned.

Updates tonight, don’t know when I’m finishing.

>>3886583
>Mystery Box its BL novel that has exelent instructions for CP9 lvl fitnes building... Just have to manualy divorce it from unspeakable stuff.

>>3886595
>you get double the future gains to General Fitness
but
>you gain appreciation to the subtle themes of MxM romance
A fine trade-off.
At least we would have something to talk about with that spy-paranoid guy on Onichans subpirate.

>>3886583
>giving a mystery option and expecting people to not take it
It was a doomed endeavor before it even begum.
Just give us the box, spider, and nobody gets hurt.

>>3886593
You make that sound as if there are any actions I have taken in my entire life that I do not regret. It's just another step in my miserable metamorphosis.

>>3886583
>>~ mystery box book uwu ~ (a regrettable option)

>>3886583
>~ mystery box book uwu ~ (a regrettable option)
Weapons kill and unarmed we can pretty much work on in our own time anywhere.

>>3886583
>>~ mystery box book uwu ~

>>3886593
>you WILL regret it if you pick the mystery box

That sounds like a challenge.

>>3886583
Mystery box

>>3886593
I know you're a spider and all, but you should know better than to tempt the 4chan hivemind that is Flashy's (currently corvid) subconscious with a Mystery Box. Did you really expect anything else to win?

>>3886583
>Weapon improvement book (+5 skill to Weapon)
Fans

>>3886583
>>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)
A book on self restraint.

>>3886593
BP plz, you know if you offer a mystery box people are going to pick it no matter what you say. That said,

>>3886583
>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)

Gibs me dat Soru

>>3886583
>>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)
Soru or geppo.

>people actually opposing mystery box
Spoilsports.
Fine,>>3886583 put me for
>New skill book
as well instead of mystery box, dammit.

>>3886788
>or soru/geppo
Not as good as self control, but still useful.

>>3886583
>>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)
Give us that Soru. It works so well with our fruit. Imagine everytime we use it we disappear with a crack of thunder

>Weapon improvement (fans)

>>3886583
>>New skill book (subject to veto, but will provide a big boost to whatever the new skill is)
The mystery box is definitely going to be gay porn.

Hi boss just updated the paste, also it appears sandra has written some Smut involving that new Cabin boy Karasu and our most recent shichibukai. it has unfortunately been send off and is having a print release...

>>3886593
Always Mystery Box, all the time.

>>3886595
I'm pretty sure that as long as no explicit sex was involved, oblivious shonen hero Flashy would think it was a nice, happy book about two bros doing bro things. Affectionately.

>>3886761
I thought people might exercise basic logic but that was clearly stupid of me.

>>3886923
I gotta be honest, mystery box was gonna be a d2 roll between finding a major clue towards the location of either the Crow Crow Fruit or a strange island of forbids, just to fuck with you. I suspect Soru has won, but I'll close vote here and tally soon.

>>3886942
Mysterious Cawbin-Bird Karasu: [cries in crow)

>>3886956
>strange island of forbids

I’m going to assume you meant corvids and auto-correct screwed you over?

>>3886956
Corvids, not forbids. Goddamn autocorrupt.

Also, I think mystery box is at 8 votes... soru at 6... fans have a couple of votes as well. So - it looks like mystery box still actually wins. Stupid crows pecking at the shiny option.

Do you guys want to pick one of
>Clue to Crow Fruit
>Clue to weird corvid island
Or shall I roll a d2?

>>3886970
Yes, although Flashy should be forbidden from doing a lot of things, so an island of forbids would be pretty good for him.

>>3886972
>>Clue to weird corvid island

Mostly because this will help solidify the character saying he's from X island is better than a mysterious corvid island for anyone looking into him.

>>3886972
>Clue to weird corvid island

Maybe we can learn some sort of weird bird techniques over there, at the very least. Dammit guys, we could’ve picked up Soru.

>>3886972
>Clue to weird corvid island
I see no way for this to go horribly wrong

>>3886972
>>Clue to Crow Fruit
>>Clue to weird corvid island
Both are good, so Im ok with either one.
Crow Fruit info gives us a plausible explanation as to why Karasu isn't traveling with Mibird anymore. Also, if we actually manage to find it it opens up an old option.
Weird corvid island sounds like an interesting place to visit and more background info to Karasu crowsona.

>>3886972
>Clue to weird corvid island

>>3886972
>>Clue to weird corvid island

>go to crow island as karasu
>enter annual poetry contest
>3 100 in row
>become crow King\God
>destroy word government with superior crow race as God emperor of crowkind
>???
>profit

>>3886976
Ancient bird technique Cawru!

>ca-caw muthasquawkers

The rest of the day goes with a surprising amount of ease, caw, and no reappearance from Smilopath. Everyone seems happy to go back to Water 7 as you suggest (except for your Cawptain, who never seems to be happy except when he's being sadistic - but he DOES want his new boat, so he cawsually agrees as well).

Deciding to rest your body a little, cawnsidering your arm and still somewhat aching feet, the evening is spent in the library, caw, making a cawful perusal of all these books you may never see again. Books on law and protocol, ships and seamanship, navigation and weather, new and old maps-

You pause at the sight of one map, caw, perhaps a century out of date, of Paradise. You've had to stuff enough maps into your head at the Acawdemy to know that you don't recognize several islands on it - ones that have been 'forcawtten' by the Government for whatever reason.

It's the one with a badly-scrawled black bird taking wing over it, caw, with a bold 'hear be crowes' (great spelling, dumbass humans) that attracts your attention, though.

Holy cawrap.

This cawn't be an actual island of crows, though. That's just stupid, caw. And besides, why would the World Government want to hide an island of birds? (Except so the humans didn't realize how inferior they are, obviously, caw.)

... Okay. Kind of weird. But it's not like you have a Pose to that island, so no big deal, caw. It probably got sunk by volcawnic eruption or something.

You shrug, shoving the musty old book back into its slot, caw, and putting the later from your mind. You're sure this will never cawme up again.

Never.

NEVER.

N E V E R.

And then, as you leave the library, considering an early night, you're accawsted by a pair of wack-jobs.

They emerge from the shadows ahead of you (having apparently turned off some of the lights, a serious trip hazard and health and safety breach, caw) meeting in the middle to...

Pose dramatically.

"To protect the world from revolution!"

Okay.

"To ascend the peak of evolution!" The female idiot-human points at the ceiling, caw, which is apparently where the peak is. It seems to be a very low peak.

You just want to get past, caw.

"To inflict our skills on the scum of the earth!" The male idiot-human changes position, to a yet more ridiculous posture, caw.

"To destroy the trash that have no wo-!"

"Get out of my way before I stab you, caw," you politely request, in the style of your beloved Cawptain.

They have the nerve to pause, looking at each other in offended silence, an odd, silent cawnversation ensuing, before the female human steps forth, glare fixed once more upon you. "Karasu. We challenge you to a duel!"

>No.
>Why?
>I don't speak human.
>Other?

>>3887014
>>No.
Oh seasus why.

>>3887014
>No
>Convince a cat mink to join your group and I may accept your challenge.

>>3887014
>Why?

>>3887014
>No.

>>3887020
Because I enjoy your suffering.

>>3887014
>>No.
Hah, morons.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>3887014
>>No.

>>3887014
>>Why?
Man I wish we could use our devil fruit right now. It would be perfect.

>>3887014
>No.
check out these losers

>>3887014
>No

>the evils of team rufu

You answer with the accawmulated wisdom of your cawvid ancestors. "No."

Their eyes narrow as one - the woman's hands dipping slightly towards the daggers at her waist; the young man's towards his twin pistols.

"Unacceptable," the male snaps. "You half-blind our little brother, and think we'll let that go?!"

... Oh. Ohhhhh. Yeah. You sort of... did that. Caw.

>In my defence, he seemed fine with it, caw.
>What else should I do to such a pathetic human? Kukukukukuku~!
>I have no idea what you're talking about, strange humans. Caw.
>Other?

>>3887062
>In my defence, he seemed fine with it, caw.

>>3887062
>"You half-blind our little brother, and think we'll let that go?!"
...I have to.
>>Other?
"Cawrasu. That's right!"
I feel unclean.

>>3887062
>"Are you saying your little brother is incapable of settling scores himself? Does he know you're making him seem weak?"

>>3887066
Get thee behind me, Satan!

... Besides, the Meowth is Kirizuma, believe it.

>>3887062
>"Cawrasu. That's right!"

>>3887062
>>In my defence, he seemed fine with it, caw.

Heading to bed, update tomorrow. Thanks for playing!

>>3887062
>What else should I do to such a pathetic human? Kukukukukuku~!

>>3887062
>>In my defence, he seemed fine with it, caw.

>>3887062
>>In my defense, he seemed fine with it, caw.
"Hard to see what I'm aiming at when you're entire tactic is running around like a coward in smoke bombs. Shouldn't have expected anymore from someone who sends their older siblings to win their fights for them though."

>>3887062
>Other?
>Does your brother know you’re trying to avenge him?
They might just be meddling, in which case they should stop.

>>3887071
Didn’t notice this was already here. Changing to
>support

>>3887154
>>3887071
both of these please

>>3887154
supporting

>>3887071
Now, this is an important cawestion.
Support.

>>3887062
>>3887071
Support

>first write-up juuuust beat out the second, but in my defence also got votes without write-in, so I put that in too

You shrug, bobbing your shoulders and glossy, sexy plumage like the magnificent hunk of bird-meat you are. "In my defence, he seemed fine with it, caw.
Are you saying your little brother is incawpable of settling scores himself? Does he know you're making him seem weak?"

The air sparks. In a non-lightning Logia kind of way, caw, as the pair's postures change to something even more aggressive, glares darkening. "Kiri isn't allowed to challenge you again, even if he wanted to," the woman seethes, caw, her weight distribution perfectly balanced for a lunge or dodge. "Just because he's been trained to ambush attacks rather than straight fights doesn't mean he's incapable! For us - the Rufu siblings trained in direct combat - we will avenge our brother's eye!"

And then they strike another pose, caw, because apparently that's what you do on Weirdo Lobby.

>Sounds more like you should have taught your brother to ambush me rather than challenge me to a duel, caw.
>Very well! We shall duel tomorrow afternoon! (At which time you'll already have left Ennies Lobby)
>... So what you're saying is, caw, he doesn't know you're here and he wouldn't cawpprove.
>Other?

>>3887526
>I wonder what your boss would say about this. He seems like he's mad enough as it is.

>>3887526
>>... So what you're saying is, caw, he doesn't know you're here and he wouldn't cawpprove.

>>3887526
>... So what you're saying is, caw, he doesn't know you're here and he wouldn't cawpprove.

>>3887526
>... So what you're saying is, caw, he doesn't know you're here and he wouldn't cawpprove.

>>3887526
>Very well! We shall duel tomorrow afternoon! (At which time you'll already have left Ennies Lobby)

>>3887526
>... So what you're saying is, caw, he doesn't know you're here and he wouldn't cawpprove.

>i really want to make arthur their pikachu somehow, now. thanks anon

You squint at them. "... So what you're saying is, caw, he doesn't know you're here and he wouldn't cawpprove."

The pair shuffle, perhaps a liiiittle uncawmfortably, before the male human puts his hand up. "If we kill you, he doesn't have to know!"

"Yosemune!" His sister seems shocked. "That's dishonorable! We're only going to gouge his eye out, for justice."

... This is not a justice you are familiar with. Caw.

>LUNGE THROUGH THEM AT SPEED, and escawpe!
>Surprise Rancawyaku!
>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.
>"... HELP, HELP, I'M BEING ATTACKED, CAW. THEY WANT MY BEAUTIFUL BIRD EYES."
>Other?

>>3887608
>>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.

>>3887608
>"... HELP, HELP, I'M BEING ATTACKED, CAW. THEY WANT MY BEAUTIFUL BIRD EYES."

>>3887608
>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.
>"... HELP, HELP, I'M BEING ATTACKED, CAW. THEY WANT MY BEAUTIFUL BIRD EYES."

Both of them combined, if possible

>>3887608
>>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.
screaming is more Flash thing that Karasu

>>3887608
>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.

>>3887608
>>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.

>>3887608
>"CAW, you're now in range of my chlorination. Some ninja never learn."

>>3887608
>>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.
It's funny that the dishonorable sneak attacker has more honor than these two. Attacking 2 on 1? At least lil Naru kid only relied on his personal trickery.

>>3887608
>i really want to make arthur their pikachu somehow, now. thanks anon

They somehow learn that Arthur has the Goro Goro no Mi. Rather than tell everybody, they decide to kill him and take it for themselves. So they follow him all around the Grand Line, pulling various stupid schemes to try and get Flashy to drop his guard long enough for them to kill him.

>>3887608
>>Turn around and walk back to the library, they clearly for want witnesses.

>>3887806
If smilopath's name is Giovanni, I will roll up the biggest newspaper I can find and whack you with it BP.

>>3887806
HMMMMMMM

>>3887837
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>Why did I spell 'don't' as 'for'? Probably autocorrupt. I blame you, autocorrectachu!

Mm. Yeah, no, caw. While the idiots are distracted with bickering over their moral cawnundrum, you turn and head back to the library. There's other pitiful humans in there, and these morons cawlearly don't want witnesses, if they're waiting until you're alone to attack.

You saunter birdily through the doors, hearing their cawries indignation behind you as they realize you're gone, and

>politely inform the library staff that you need a message sent to your cawmpanions that you're under attempted assault by a pair of lunatics.
>demand several of the library's agent/marine patrons act as your escawrt to safety.
>jump out of a freakin' window, cawmbatting that wicked foe, gravity.
>Other?

>>3887882
>>jump out of a freakin' window, cawmbatting that wicked foe, gravity.
To survive a fall from great distance just PARRY THE GROUND

>>3887882
>>politely inform the library staff that you need a message sent to your cawmpanions that you're under attempted assault by a pair of lunatics.

>>3887882
>>jump out of a freakin' window, cawmbatting that wicked foe, gravity.

>>3887891
+1 for parry the ground.

>>3887882
>>politely inform the library staff that you need a message sent to your cawmpanions that you're under attempted assault by a pair of lunatics.

>>3887882
>>3887891
Supporting to parry the ground and not land face-first like a filthy cawsual.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3, to parry the ground, FIGHT ON~

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3887904

Rolled 17 (1d100)

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3887904

>>3887910
Holy hecc

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>3887906
top kek

ACCURSED HUMAN LACK OF WINGS

>Roll 1d100, (my roll) of 3 for severity of injury
1 best of
2 middle
3 worst

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3887916

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3887916
I would reccomend some use a crit for this.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3887916
I forgot to parry earlier. And now it is too late.

>>3887925
I'm sure BP appreciates us wasting crits. Too bad this doesn't count as combat. Unless..

>>3887925
Worst of three is good in this situation, right? A 3 isn't that bad.

Oof, is it too late to see if I can use my stored crit to reroll what happened?

>>3887934
If that was the case the "worst" roll would be the highest. Not the lowest. It depends on how lawyer-y the rules are gonna get. Let's just assume a 3 is really really not good.

>>3887934
Yes, a severity of 3 means you only get a few bruises.

Boooooooooo.

>>3887934
I stand corrected. I will now eat my shoe in penitence.

>>3887948
>>3887952

Would you mind doing a quick recap of how this best of/worst of works?

>>3887957
I guess worst of just means lowest of. I may have gotten caught up on worst.

>parry the ground with your FACE

Giving a nod of acawknowledgement to the librarian you pass, you continue past the front desk, the first few rows of books, a reading table, caw, two more rows of books, and then throw yourself out of a window.

As one does.

Alas! Despite your avian soul, your body but that of a mere human, caw - and gravity (obviously evil, it rhymes with depravity, caw) mocks your weak body, dense bones, and cawful lack of wings.

Your plumage sweeps up behind and above you, caw, as you plunge gloriously down to OW FUCK

In an attempt to land dramaticawlly on one bent knee, caw, you may possibly have stumbled and ending up slamming both knees into the hard pavement OW YOUR LEGS DAMMIT this is fine ahahahaha all good here (ow).

You keep your face straight as you rise, cawsually dusting off your legs and pretending not to notice the indentations and cawracks on the pavement. This is exactly as you planned. Yes. You meant to do that, caw.

Time for an early night, you suspect, if you're catching that train tomorrow...

>Any last minute action/talk tomorrow morning before the train leaves?

Congrats on avoiding a fight with Team Rufu! Despite being dumbasses, they would in fact have very likely kicked your arse. Hard.

>>3887957
I roll a (usually) 1d3. The highest roll is considered the best one, middle is... middle, and the lowest score is called worst. In this case it was for 'how bad is the injury' and as the 'worst' (aka lowest) roll was 3, the injury severity was only a 3.

The only issue would be if a nat1 or nat100 was rolled, as crits still override, in which case a nat1 is still a crit failure and nat100 a crit success.

>>3887969
>Escape from Weirdo Lobby
This place is for the birds.

>>3887969
>No, leave the island like the noble Crow you are

>>3887969
>OW FUCK
>not CAW FUCK
Come on, dude.

>>3888032
>Come on
>not Cawm on
Pathetic.

>Bizarre amalgamation of Arthur/Arturia and Gilgamesh vs totally-not-Team-Rocket

Didn't know this was something I needed. Now we just need to somehow shoehorn surfing in on a robotic totally-not-Dracula from the moon.

>>3888103
Enel becawme a cyborg

>>3887969
>No. Just leave

Updates lateish tonight because Friday, apologies.

>>3888730
I lied, updates tomorrow because I feel like crap, sorry. Going to sleep.

“Sad noises”

>>3889132
Good night QM!

Feel better sood qm~

So anyway, if you have a caffeine addiction and then go a day without caffeine, you will basically wish for death. Lesson learned! On the bright side, I had more than 5 hours of sleep last night and feel fantastic. Wow. Thanks for waiting!

>>3888103
Lemme add that to my notes...

>a'ight, imma head on out, caw

Ennies Lobby. Or as you now know it: Weirdo Island, caw.

Seriously, what a bunch of nutjobs! Even more than most pitiful humans! The library was good, caw, getting Wado was even better, and the food was... not cawful, but apart from that?

Yes, you're glad to see the back of the place.

Your group of perfectly rational, normal cawmpanions and Cawptain seat themselves in the sea train, once more heading to Cawter 7. You should make it at least a couple of hours before the Acaw Laguna hits, which should be enough time to find a hotel to ride it out in.

For now, you

>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.
>go to the bathroom and divest yourself of your fursona. Feather-sona? If you ever becawm an expert in such terminology, you may have to cawmit suicide.
>Other?

>>3889959
>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.

>>3889959
>>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.

>>3889959
>>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.

>>3889959
>>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.

>>3889959
>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.

>>3889959
>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.

>>3889959
Caffeine withdrawal headaches are the fucking worst. I was trying to GM through one the other week before I realised what it was. Never again.
>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.
Don't want any inconsistencies in our story.

>>3889959
>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.

>>3889959
>>spend the journey as your roguish crow-self.

>cawntinue as CROW, CA-CAW

Keeping your identity the same for now, you stay cawlad in your magnificent plumage for the duration of the journey, as you admire the travesties of the weather outside.

Yes, you've grown up in the Grand Line, caw, and sailed in it long enough to be used to the sudden turn from sunny to stormy to a spontaneous tornado in the space of five minutes - but the screaming wings and roaring waves outside are cawlearly the start of something bigger than you've seen before. The way the train cawrriahes rattle and rock is somewhat... ominous.

Regardless, you make it to Cawter 7 without dying horribly, even if Sunglasses keeps muttering darkly about how you should have stopped at a different island and skipped out on the whole storm, caw. Tough luck! Your ancestors would be ashamed if you ran from one measly little raincloud!

Now to not drown tonight.

Your group heads as one out of the station, your Cawptain in the lead towards whatever hotel he knows, Klaus snagging today's cawpy of the World Economic Times that someone's abandoned on a seat.

The city seems... almost deserted. Boarded up, shutters down and sandbags shoved across every book and cawranny. It's cawld, the air chill and heavy, and something in your body seems to almost vibrate with -

Oh, right. That's probably your Devil Fruit. Never mind. Not that you have a Fruit, of cawrse. ... Caw.

"Wouldn't'a expected that," Klaus muses, and you glance back at the swordhobo you barely know, caw. He's flicking through the paper as you walk. "Looks like it was the Revolutionaries that tried to assassinate the local Mayor. Guess they didn't want him building Marine ships, huh?"

>Sounds stupid. They cawn't kill an industry by killing one man, caw. (Honestly, you think less of them for such a dumbass tactic.)
>Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns. (This is way beyond your experience or knowledge.)
>... He probably deserved it. (The Revolutionaries seem to be right about a lot of other stuff...)
>Other?

>Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns. (This is way beyond your experience or knowledge.)
We have no idea what is going on so no judgment for now

>>3890931
>>Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns. (This is way beyond your experience or knowledge.)
Jumping to conclusions is bad.

>>3890931
>Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns. (This is way beyond your experience or knowledge.)

>>3890931
>>Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns. (This is way beyond your experience or knowledge.)

>>3890931
>>Sounds stupid. They cawn't kill an industry by killing one man, caw. (Honestly, you think less of them for such a dumbass tactic.)
Can't kill an industry, but you might make a martyr.

>>3890947
>Jumping to conclusions is IC because Flashy is a dumbass.
Fixed it, you're welcome

>u r so wise mister karasu

"Karasu cares not for petty human cawncerns," you regally inform the swordhobo, caw, to which he responds by rolling the paper up and whacawing you around the head with it.

A violent assault, to be sure, caw.

You don't have enough knowledge to guess at WHY the Revolutionaries would be in town and trying to all killy on the Mayor, caw, so you'll withhold any judgement for now. You've been... better inclined tocawrds them lately, with certain slavery revelations, but that doesn't mean they're angels, or even that they're all marching in step, caw. Every large group has its over-eager recruits or internal bicawering, after all.

... You have way too much to think about, lately.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3
90+ means an encounter, otherwise you make it to the hotel without a problem.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3891000

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3891000
I hope it's a fun encounter!

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3891000

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3891000
Nice trips.

>>3891011
Damn

Rolled 64, 48, 43, 65, 74, 79, 47, 41, 10, 24, 29 = 524 (11d100)

>>3891011
HA HA, MISSED OUT

I mean... gosh darn, no potential Usopp or Zolo meeting... so sad.

Anyway, ignore these rolls. They mean nothing. NOTHING.

>uneventful journey, and boring rolls. boooooo

Despite the terrible wind rattling around the streets, caw, it's a brisk but peaceful walk to the hotel, which - like everywhere else - has shutters pulled down and all but one door boarded shut. A single, shivering member of staff motions your group inside, quickly slamming the door shut behind you once you're in.

"My usual room," yout beloved Cawptain says to the petrified receptionist.

She stares up at him, wide-eyed, in pathetic human terror, caw. "Um, we, sort of, don't have any vacanc-"

"My usual room," says your beloved Cawptain, this time Looking at her.

"YES, SIR!"

... Okay, so that's your Cawptain settled.

>So we'll be sharing the room with you, right, Cawptain?
>I'm sure the rest of us cawn made do with an office or something for the night, caw...
>(look like a sad and pathetic fledgling) ... Caw...?
>Other?

Oh, and Sabo's f'ed up the entirety of the Ennies Lobby arc, just so you know.

>>3891056
>>So we'll be sharing the room with you, right, Cawptain?
I can't wait for the Aokiji vs Sabo fight and for Water 7 to get Buster Called.

>>3891056
>>So we'll be sharing the room with you, right, Cawptain?

>>3891056
>I'm sure the rest of us cawn made do with an office or something for the night, caw...

-

>Oh, and Sabo's f'ed up the entirety of the Ennies Lobby arc, just so you know.

...Sabo, what did you do.

>>3891111
Quads confirm. The fruitless Sabo versus the lazy admiral.

>>3891056
>>So we'll be sharing the room with you, right, Cawptain?
I'm prepared for him to tell us to fuck off.

>>3891056
>>I'm sure the rest of us cawn made do with an office or something for the night, caw...

>>3891056
>>So we'll be sharing the room with you, right, Cawptain?

>

But what about you, caw? And Mr Speedy? And Rodent?

.......... And the pathetic humans, you guess. Whatever.

"So we'll be sharing the room with you, right, Cawptain?" You gaze upon your Cawptain with your most innocent, devoted look, tragically nearly hidden by your mask, caw.

He looks at you, dully.

"... Is that a no, caw?"

He keeps looking.

"That's a no."

"The rat can stay with me," he drawls, and Klaus promptly cawlutches at one of his pockets, eyes narrowing. "No? Very well, then. Have a night."

"You mean a good night?" Hat sounds hopeful, caw.

"No," is your Cawptain's parting word as he strides off down a hallway towards a no-doubt plush set of rooms.

You and the Marines turn somewhat cawkward gazes upon each other, while Firefist leans over the reception desk and smiles pleasantly at the staff-member. "Heeeey..."

"No vacancies, sir," she snaps, caw, apparently less intimidated by the smiley young guy (with visible abs) than the scary sword-guy (with hidden abs).

>... Can we sleep in one of your offices, caw?
>The time has cawme... for mutiny against my Cawptain!
>Any suggestions, worthless humans?
>Guess we'll have to go outside, caw. And die.
>(Go after your Cawptain and attempt to cawnvince him)

>>3891217
>Other
Is also an option, I just accidentally left it off. Go me!

>>3891217
>>Any suggestions, worthless humans?

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3891217
>repeat "Heeeey" with our best impression of Mihawk's death glare and threatening tone.

>>3891274
supporting

>>3891217
If we change then we could visit orphanage

>>3891217
If we change then we could visit orphanage. Maybe they would have spare space

>>3891274
Too bad that roll was wasted. I'm only a little frustrated.

>>3891293
That's on a different island, and the sea train won't be heading out again until he Aqua Laguna is over (except for official transport, which you're not aware of and aren't high-enough rank to pull a place on).

>>3891217
>Any suggestions, worthless humans?

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3891274
Supporting
Don’t mind the roll, just checking if i can do it correctly

>I'm taking this roll because I like it

You bird-saunter over next to the despondent Firefist, caw, and turn your own uniquely avian charm on the receptionist.

By which you mean you loom over her, glare as cold and dark as Smilopath's shrivelled heart, caw. "Heeeeeey," you say.

She squeaks.

Fireplace looks reluctantly impressed.

But hey, at least you get... one room out of it.

(Somewhat Intimidating Glare slightly refined, caw!)

>Roll 1d3 to see whose room you're supposed to be taking. First number to be rolled twice wins.

1 Luffy Sabo Sogeking
2 Vivi Robin Carue
3 Zoro Sanji Kohza Chopper

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>3892281

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>3892281

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>3892281

>3 oh nooooooo

All right, here it is - are you going to meet a pissed off Zolo et al as Karasu, or make excuses to leave and use a bathroom to change into Flashy before you get back?

As a reminder, you're still carrying Wado.

>Stay as Karasu
>Yo I gotta go but my handsome Marine buddy will stay instead ahahahahaha

>>3892290
>>3892294
3 Zoro Sanji Kohza Chopper

Oh dear

>>3892296
Aaaaactually that works out pretty well. Stick with Karasu for a little longer, I suppose. Potential dramatic reveals aside, Zoro will be able to recognise us if we end up fighting anyway.

I'm sure this will all be fine.

>>3892296
>>Stay as Karasu
Caw caw, motherfucker.

>>3892296
We should meet him as Flashy. Otherwise he'll think we just dumped Wado onto some random weirdo.

>>3892299
>be Zoro
>some random fuckwad shows up dressed like a moron with Wado
>which Flashman is supposed to have
>oh no
>killtime is go
>hol up this style seems familiar
>god dammit flashman stop wearing stupid shit every time we meet
At this point Zoro is going to suspect everyone he meets is Flashy.

>>3892296
>>3892302
>>3892299
Actually this anon is right. He's probably going to try and fight us for Wado anyway so we should stay as Karasu.

>>3892312
Who's Zoro?

>CA-CAW, I'M KARASU!

The receptionist slinks off to inform the room's cawrrent residents that they're about to be thrown out onto the streets to die, much like your Cawptain's room's occupants (or they'll be put in a shelter, whichever). Sucks to be them, caw.

Hat and Sunglasses, meanwhile, sidle up to you, looking impressed. "Impressive technique, aniki!"

"Crow-aniki that we've barely met," Hat cawrrects.

"Right, right, that's what I meant."

"Can you... teach us that glare?" Hat gazes at you with all the reverence of a puppy faced with an offered ball, caw.

You cawross your arms, making sure your back is straight and plumage beautiful. Just cawidding, your plumage is always perfect. "Such tecawniques are the domain of the Crow Empire, and cawn't be taught to mere humans!"

The pair of lackeys slump, disappointed, caw, while Firefist raises an eyebrow from where he's busy polishing off the front desk's fruit bowl. "Didn't you learn that from Mihawk?"

........

"No."

"I'm preeetty sure they WATCHED you learn it from Mihawk."

Fortunately, the stomping of multiple people approaching provides a cawnvenient distraction.

"Ah!" You spin to face the cawrridor. "A cawnvenient distraction!"

And then you promptly have a heart attack as a bunch of pissed-off Strawhats appear, caw.

Not Strawbrat himself, but Zolo, Sanji, Sandyboi and aaaaaaaaahhhh Doctor Cuuuuuuttttiieeeeeee no wait can't hug

R- right.

Their gazes flick over you, caw (pissed off, confused, unimpressed), your lackeys - their eyes widen a fraction, probably due to the sight of Marines - and then (missing Klaus, probably due to his lounging over on a nearby cawouch), stop on Firefist.

"Hey, guys," he chirps, caw, waving at the group as he picks another handful of grapes.

It's unfortunate that they start relaxing at the sight of him, caw, becawse that's when Zolo's eyes scan back across to Ray-san and Wado, and he promptly goes bright red.

"THAT-!"

>Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.
>Hello, pathetic humans and adorable deer mink. Thank you for vacawting our room so cawickly. Hopefully you didn't fill it with human-stink.
>(Cawsually step behind your meatshi- Firefist)
>Other?

>>3892332
>>Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.
Let's see if we can make his head explode.

>>3892332
>>Hello, pathetic humans and adorable deer mink. Thank you for vacawting our room so cawickly. Hopefully you didn't fill it with human-stink.
This is beautiful.

>>3892332
>Who's Zoro?
You know, short fuzzy guy, front half of him is metal, kicks a lot? That guy. At least that's what I heard.

>Hello, pathetic humans and adorable deer mink. Thank you for vacawting our room so cawickly. Hopefully you didn't fill it with human-stink.

>>3892332
>>Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.

we must

>>3892332
I'm all for saying we got it from some Cihper Pol agent as well to make Zoro hate them even more.

>>3892332
>Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.
He should recognize our rapier, thats how rivals work, right?
Now the question is whether or not he connects the dots correctly or think that crowman killed his favorite Marine and took his stuff.

>>3892334
>>3892342
I know Zolo's reaction would be funny, but please think about poor Wado's feelings.

>Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.

>>3892354
Wado is a katana.
Wado is also not Ka-tan.
Ergo, Wado is terrible, and deserving of whatever we happen to say about it. I feel bad just carrying it. We'll have to get the really good sword oil out for our babies later as an apology for this gross transgression.

I mean, uh, Flashman will. Not us. That would be silly. Caw.

>>3892332
>>Hello, pathetic humans and adorable deer mink. Thank you for vacawting our room so cawickly. Hopefully you didn't fill it with human-stink.

Upon noticing where Zolo's eyes are going:

>Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw. Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it.

>>3892353
I've gone back and checked through Skypiea threads (via the awesome power of the Find button), but I'm fairly sure you didn't have Ray-san out on that ocassion. If Zoro HAS seen you with Ray-san at any point, please correct me!

>>3892367
Desert island, we fought with him I think.

>>3892332
>Hello, pathetic humans and adorable deer mink. Thank you for vacawting our room so cawickly. Hopefully you didn't fill it with human-stink.

>>3892358
Insulting someone else's weapon child just feels wrong.

>>3892370
y so u did

>mfw i realise i forgot you got ray-san BEFORE alabasta

Looks like Zolo's gonna get ULTRA-pissed!

>>3892375
And your own rival's weapon baby! Wado's like... your niece or something. So rude. Although actually, if Zolo is sworddad2, then Wado is your little sister.

>>3892378
>Although actually, if Zolo is sworddad2, then Wado is your little sister.
Oh, so this is just some classic sibling banter then.

>>3892382
Wadimouto is too precious for big meany Karasu.

>hello zolo

... Oooooh. Yes. You're still, ah, in possession of Wado, caw.

Um.

Screw it.

"Yes, this is indeed an exquisite rapier, caw," you inform the strange green-headed human, with an air of pride, caw. "Shame about the shitty cawtana next to it."

>Roll 1d100, best of 3

(My rolls, so I don't forget - z+100, a+85, k+75)

Also it's 16-16 for Wales v South Africa, so I'm a little distracted.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3892395

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3892395

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3892395

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3892395
This can only end in sadness.

Rolled 46, 82, 61 = 189 (3d100)

89 + 40 = 129, huh? Not bad! My rolls now...

>everyone say 'thank you abs'

You're fast. Mold-head is fast too, by the way he blurs towards you, caw, teeth bared in a rictus snarl, blade screeching through the air, the very air around him seeming pitch-black -

And then, just as you're flinching back a little too slowly, caw, Firefist moves smoothly to place one hand on your shoulder, yanking you out the way, and the other to throw an apple at Mold-head's head-mold.

It makes a satisfying BONK.

"No," Firefist chides, caw, voice half-muffled by the pear he's just taken a bite out of, wagging his finger at the suddenly-stopped, confused Mold-head. "We don't attack weird bird-people! That's racist."

Hat and Sunglasses take one look at each other, and start edging away, caw. The Strawhats seem just as thrilled, although a little more tense.

"Hey! Moss-head, that's your sword on that guy, right?" Sanj- Swirly steps forwards, hands in pockets. Cawnsidering his kicks, you don't find that reassuring.

"And he's got - Arthur's rapier," Mold-head adds dangerously, fingers flexing on his sword-hilt.

Oh. Yeah. Oops.

"Ace," he goes on, voice low, "Get out of my way. I won't kill him yet."

Firefist bites his lip. It might look like indecisiveness to the Strawhats, caw, but you can tell full well he's trying not to laugh his ass (or abs) off. The abshole.

>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!
>This rapier was gifted to me by my beloved Cawptain, after he slew some back-talking Marine, caw! It's my own shiny! Mine!
>That's right! I took these swords off an obnoxious but well-dressed and incredibly handsome pirate by the name of Arthur, caw! He died well, in an appropriately dramatic fashion! Kukukukukuku~!
>Other?

What you can't see in the background: Klaus getting snacks from a vending machine to watch this train wreck.

>>3892413
>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!
This is a cawful trainwreck

>>3892413
>Fire fist this is private only step in if killing blow is to be made by either of us.
>I took the cawtana from the unworty fight me the cabin boy of the best swordsman in the world. Maybe you can take it from me.

>>3892413
>>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!

>>3892418
Yeah it will be.

>>3892413
>>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!

>>3892419
This.

>>3892413
>>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human

Rolled 62 (1d100)

Heading to work, updates in early evening-ish, hopefully.

Rolling for Stuff.

>>3892413
>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!

>>3892413
>Other?
>"Cawthur? Never met him, but he sounds like a very handsome, smart and strong man, caw."

>>3892413
>Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!

"We don't attack weird bird people, that's racist." Might be my favorite line to come out of this quest

>>3892419
support

>>3892568
Fireplace Abs is a big supporter of ecawlity.

>my name is lolonoa zolo. you killed my eternal rival. prepare to die.

You hold your head high, caw, sneering at the pathetic Mold-man, something you feel safe in doing as you're still half-behind Firefist. Ha-ha! Your corvid cunning at work, ca-caw! "Your better has told you to stop, caw! Remain in your place, pitiful human!"

Firefist slowly turns his head to look at you with an expression you can't cawite place. It's somewhere between 'please shut up, you're making things worse' and 'please keep talking, I want to see what happens', caw.

"This man-thing," Firefist says, in a voice filled with mingled pain and glee, "is the cabin-boy of Mihawk."

Moss-man's eyes widen. The other Strawhats tense, the air thickening like your skull, caw. Somewhere to the side, Klaus cawrunches loudly on a handful of chips.

Firefist cawntinues. "So unless you want to make an enemy of Mih-"

"That's fine," Moss-man interrupts.

"-awk, y- wait, what?"

Mossy-mossy readies his blade, and draws another. "This guy doesn't need all his limbs to answer my questions, anyway."

"You're a terrible negotiator, caw," you whisper informatively to the Shichibukai.

"Whose side do you want me on?"

"Shutting up," you correct. "... Caw."

"This is a simple matter," Sandyboi speaks from where he stands next to Docawter Cawutie, the mink looking worried and furious. "Just tell us where you got the swords. No-one needs to get hurt."

>????

>>3892701
>I am holding onto these for a former caw-rewmate... If you wish to learn more, meet me at the caw-tinental breakfast tomorrow... Alone.

>>3892701
I dueled a member of cp9 who was in possession of the swords to first blood. I won obviously.

>>3892701
Well, shit.
We tell the truth in an ambiguous way(rapier was a gift and meitou we won in a duel from CP agent) and they think we beaten Flashman and would want revenge.
Lies wont work because Zoro KNOWS there is no way we would part with our babies or let Wado fall into someones hands(lol).
They are too thick to catch onto whats going on by themselves.
I think thats it, there is no way but to reveal ourselves.
Or fight our rival who thinks our alter-ego killed us and currently wants to vivisect answers out of us about ourselves.
I honestly do not know how to proceed.
>>3892758
You know what, sure, good enough, support.

>>3892701
I'm like five caw-ver stories deep at this point and I just spent a weekend trying not to get murded by Mihawk, don't you know Firefist anyway? Can't you just take it on his word that everything is fine at least for one night?

not on topic but
>>3892701
>I won this sword by beating it's previous owner a Ninja!

>>3892777
>They are too thick to catch onto whats going on by themselves.
To be fair, who the hell would come up with the truth?

>>3892787
Its only their fault for not knowing us well enough to recognize the fact that bullshit follows us wherever we go.

>>3892701
>I salvaged them from a battlefield like any good crow

>>3892701
this >>3892758

>>3892787
I mean we were trying to get back our katana while cosplaying as sadistic crow kleptomaniac and none of this would happened if Michawk didn't kidnap Flashy. At this point even if we tell truth none will belive us.

>>3892701
Do this >>3892758 but show Zoro our hands so he's clued in. See how the situation develops after that. That's how he worked out our identity on Skypeia, right? It's a swordsman thing.

>>3892809
You're wearing gloves, and you don't know that's how Zolo recognised you. In fact, you still don't know he realised Flashy and Arthur are the same person. Because you're a dumbass if it's not weapons or paperwork.

>>3892819
He told us, didn't he? When we had that heart to heart. Please tell me I didn't dream that entire thread.

In any case, take off our gloves like we're about to fight?

>>3892833
kinda metagaming I don't remember any hearth to hearth

>>3892777
Supporting that.

>>3892846
No, you're right, it wasn't in-character, I was misremembering.

>there's no continent in One Piece world so I dropped that part.

THINK FAST, KARASU

MAY THE WISDOM OF YOUR AVIAN ANCESTORS DIVEBOMB UPON YOU

"I am holding onto these for a former caw-rewmate," you sort-of-explain-but-not, caw. "If you wish to learn more, meet me at the hotel cawfeteria tomorrow morning... Alone."

Zoro's eyes narrow further, but you can see him picking over the words, caw. What did you tell them as Cawrthur? That your ship had sunk... most of the cawrew was likely dead... but a few had survived. That was it, right? It's been about two weeks since Skypiea, and you didn't really have time for a full cawver story. Still, if he thinks you were part of Arthur's old cawrew.

"Fine," he says, finally. "But I want real answers, then. And I'm taking Wado, right now."

>... Fine. I didn't want the cawtana anyway.
>But it's so shiny...
>Other?

>>3892859
I went back and read through the entire thread, and yeah, didn't happen. Although you DID vote to mentally call him Zoro from then on, so oops.

>>3892882
>>But it's so shiny... you can hold onto it until the morning.

>>3892886
Support

>>3892886
Support

>>3892882
>>3892886
>But it's so shiny...
I really don't want to give him that sword, this is not something to take lightly he must defeat us in Fair fight, even if we are Karasu at the moment. And else I don't want to give impression that Flashy give Karasu wado if he could not guarantee he crept it safe

>>3892882
>I don't want to caw-tch a caw-nnonball to the dome for giving up my friend's precious possession. If you want it, you can speak to it's owner when he gets it back. Weirdo.

>>3892957
also I change my vote
>I will keep it safe for it's rightful owner, if you want it you must first defeat me

>>3892882
>>3892964
Support. Our original plan was for him to take it from us.

>>3892957
>>3892958
Actually point, switching to these.

>>3892964
I’ll support this.

FUCKING STRAWHAAAAAAATS! It’d be so easy to establish specific weapon loadouts for our different identities, except for the fact that this pack of idiots (except doctor cutie, bless his adorable soul) saw so many of our weapons in Skypeia and Zolo is such a weapon’s autist. Such a pain in the ass.

>>3892964
this

>>3892958
Support, better suggestion than mine.

>>3892986
this just means we need more childr-i mean weapons

>>3892882
>>3892964
Support

Can someone tally for me, please? Gotta run and eat, then update incoming.

Are the weapons gonna wake up soon?

>>3892964
this

>inviting Zoro to attack you while you're still injured, great move

"I'm keeping it safe for its rightful owner," you refuse, caw. "If you want it, you must first defeat me."

... Judging by the wide grin slashing its way across Zoro's face, that's all good in his books, caw.

"All right," he agrees. "Let's step outside."

>...... Acawtually, you can take it for now.
>Excellent, caw! Let's go, pathetic human!
>As soon as we have our cawptains' permission, very well!
>Other?

>>3893125
Not soon, but the more you ~conneeeect~ with them, woohoo, te faster they will.

>>3893012
>Sorry sir, we don't sell weapons here.
>"Can you sell me that thresher then?"
Just start grabbing things to swing around. Everything is a weapon.

>>3893142
>>Excellent, caw! Let us go to a location where we shall duel undisturbed, pathetic human!

>>3893142
>There's a storm brewing. We wouldn't want to be cawght out if it decides to come early. There's no rush, I'm not going anywhere.

I forget, has our observation stopped being fucky yet? I also don't want to get beaten like an adopted red-headed child with an achy arm.

>>3893154
Supporting

>>3893154
Your arm and Cawbservation are still on the outs.