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Super Robot pilot thing, part (...) 10/02/19(Wed)10:35:01 No.3852954
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Super Robot pilot thing, part 14 Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)10:35:01 No.3852954 Archived
OH SHIT NIGGER, you're Fester Winchester, the rootin' tootin' space cowboy, owner of the Marshal. A giant super robot that is also a rootin' tootin' space cowboy. You also died once and is now a cyborg with a huge pompadour. Shit happens.

Now, you and your Space Pirate buddy is planning to ambush some aliens who were responsible for the destruction of the colony you were living in. what do
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)10:38:03 No.3852958
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)10:38:03 No.3852958
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3852954
now lets go over the game plan with top of the line action figures. Mechanic thinks they are dolls.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)10:43:23 No.3852965
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)10:43:23 No.3852965
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>>3852958

Alright so, you'll be represented by the limited collector's edition Gunslinger Joe the Space Cowboy. While Ed will be represented by Scurvy Steve, the Pirate
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/02/19(Wed)10:45:05 No.3852968
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/02/19(Wed)10:45:05 No.3852968
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3852965
We lay a food trap to lure in the aliens
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)10:48:58 No.3852973
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>>3852968
Right, and the trap will be presented as this limited edition piece of cheese
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/02/19(Wed)10:53:20 No.3852981
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/02/19(Wed)10:53:20 No.3852981
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3852973
Now the aliens come and swoop in on the food
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)10:57:03 No.3852985
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)10:57:03 No.3852985
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>>3852981
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/02/19(Wed)10:58:30 No.3852992
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/02/19(Wed)10:58:30 No.3852992
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3852985
Now take Fester and Edward figurines and start wildly trashing them at the alien "And then we beat the shit out of them!"
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Anonymous (ID: NuYDLKDb)
10/02/19(Wed)11:01:37 No.3853000
Anonymous (ID: NuYDLKDb) 10/02/19(Wed)11:01:37 No.3853000
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3852985
Little did they know that the food had a bomb in it. And they have eaten the bomb
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)11:04:37 No.3853002
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)11:04:37 No.3853002
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>>3852992
WITH A BOOM! AND A POW! AND A KAPOW! PEW PEW PEW! KSSCHOWWW! PSSSHHHHHBOOOOM!
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/02/19(Wed)11:07:00 No.3853009
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/02/19(Wed)11:07:00 No.3853009
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3853002
It's a flawless plan, Edward!!!
I'm off to a 12 hour wagie shift cya OP
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)11:11:39 No.3853015
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)11:11:39 No.3853015
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>>3853009

Good luck anon
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Anonymous (ID: NuYDLKDb)
10/02/19(Wed)11:21:17 No.3853026
Anonymous (ID: NuYDLKDb) 10/02/19(Wed)11:21:17 No.3853026
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3853015
it turns out the bomb was fester's idea
and he put a firecracker in there. it goes off
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)11:25:05 No.3853029
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>>3853026
>>3853026
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Anonymous (ID: NuYDLKDb)
10/02/19(Wed)11:28:20 No.3853034
Anonymous (ID: NuYDLKDb) 10/02/19(Wed)11:28:20 No.3853034
>>3853029
Ed, considering the state of the action figures, vetos the bomb idea.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)11:35:22 No.3853046
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)11:35:22 No.3853046
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>>3853034
"Considering that the figures are now basically ash. Let's not use the bomb if we are to get into a scrap with the xenos"
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Anonymous (ID: NuYDLKDb)
10/02/19(Wed)11:39:35 No.3853053
Anonymous (ID: NuYDLKDb) 10/02/19(Wed)11:39:35 No.3853053
>>3853046
AI restores the action figures for further simulation. This time we will try poison, using a space rat as the alien
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)11:40:36 No.3853056
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)11:40:36 No.3853056
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3853046
food time
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)11:45:06 No.3853061
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)11:45:06 No.3853061
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>>3853056
"Yes, time to find a suitable bait for the aliens....Or do you mean you're hungry?"
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)11:47:07 No.3853064
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)11:47:07 No.3853064
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3853061
both.....
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)11:52:01 No.3853073
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)11:52:01 No.3853073
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>>3853064
"Alright. You go research for what we can use at bait, while I'll have Dai whip up some of those cyborg compatible veggie sludge"
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/02/19(Wed)11:53:35 No.3853075
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/02/19(Wed)11:53:35 No.3853075
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3853073
mess that job up
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)11:53:38 No.3853076
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)11:53:38 No.3853076
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3853073
wait... these aliens... they consume... Matter... what if ... they ate ...ANTI-MATTER?!
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/02/19(Wed)11:55:16 No.3853078
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/02/19(Wed)11:55:16 No.3853078
>>3853073
>trusting fester with anything that's not cowboy stuff
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)11:57:16 No.3853083
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)11:57:16 No.3853083
>>3853078
cyborgow boy stuff
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)11:59:25 No.3853086
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)11:59:25 No.3853086
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>>3853076
Of course! If we trick the aliens into eating anti-matter, then they'll probably get a bad case of indigestion from matter meeting anti-matter and explode! Or implode! Whichever!

or some random bullshit could happen and they get empowered or something, but what are the chances of that happening?
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:01:03 No.3853090
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:01:03 No.3853090
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3853086
Very few because Fester came up with a fool proof plan involving a dyson sphere.
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:01:44 No.3853091
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:01:44 No.3853091
>>3853086
when did fester get so fat?
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/02/19(Wed)12:02:16 No.3853093
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/02/19(Wed)12:02:16 No.3853093
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3853086
>meanwhile, in the alien hq
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Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA)
10/02/19(Wed)12:04:07 No.3853096
Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA) 10/02/19(Wed)12:04:07 No.3853096
>>3853091
it's just his poncho, makes him look fat
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:05:12 No.3853100
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:05:12 No.3853100
>>3853096
just like my old highschool pictures. Why would they schedule poncho day with picture day!?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)12:08:14 No.3853105
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>>3853090
Of course! It's perfect! First you just need a dyson sphere. a star and an antimatter bomb! You lure the aliens into the star, but you would have secretly placed the bomb there, disguised as food! When the aliens realize what has happened, the sphere has already encompassed the star, trapping the aliens inside! When the bomb goes off, whatever happens will be contained inside the sphere, and since a star is in there, it'll probably get destroyed and turn into a black hole, thus sucking up everything giving you no hassle!

Clearly there's nothing wrong with this plan
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:12:36 No.3853115
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:12:36 No.3853115
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3853105
make it so, we just need to Dyson Dimsome Dyson Sphere expo, Sure he has a couple lying around after that Half Life 3 sale. Its like having a Humvee lot after 9/11!
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Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA)
10/02/19(Wed)12:18:49 No.3853128
Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA) 10/02/19(Wed)12:18:49 No.3853128
>>3853115
>Dyson Sphere expo
I'm not sure we have the stock footage for that.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)12:19:38 No.3853130
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>>3853115
Yeah. You still can't believe they actually put the HL3 demo on sale back then. The full game's gonna come out any day now, you just know it.

Anyway, time to convince Edward to buy us one.
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:20:22 No.3853132
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:20:22 No.3853132
>>3853128
just enlarge a death star
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:21:03 No.3853134
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:21:03 No.3853134
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3853130
add pretty please at the end of your sales pitch
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/02/19(Wed)12:22:23 No.3853142
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/02/19(Wed)12:22:23 No.3853142
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3853130
Everyone else is astonished by the brillance of your cunning plan
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Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA)
10/02/19(Wed)12:22:45 No.3853144
Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA) 10/02/19(Wed)12:22:45 No.3853144
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3853130
>The full game's gonna come out any day
Hey, Duke Nukem Forever came out, so anything's possible.
Granted that was a massive pile of shit, but still.
Also I say we convince Edward with a musical number.
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:23:48 No.3853148
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:23:48 No.3853148
>>3853144
my god you are a genius
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)12:26:14 No.3853155
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>>3853144
Alright, let's start writing down the lyrics then.
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Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA)
10/02/19(Wed)12:26:57 No.3853157
Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA) 10/02/19(Wed)12:26:57 No.3853157
>>3853155
Bruv you got me kinda on the spot here. Let's go for an interpretive dance instead.
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:28:49 No.3853163
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:28:49 No.3853163
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3853155
a dyson sphere is what we need
anti matter bomb to rupture the alien spleen
Suck them in a black whole then
just like your momma got her men!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)12:31:33 No.3853168
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)12:31:33 No.3853168
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>>3853163
hm hm yes. WHat else?
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/02/19(Wed)12:31:47 No.3853171
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/02/19(Wed)12:31:47 No.3853171
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3853155
>>3853163
>your momma got her men
Everyone else suddenly gets the feeling of incoming dread
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:33:35 No.3853172
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:33:35 No.3853172
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3853168
Have bandit write the rest he is a musical genius
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/02/19(Wed)12:35:36 No.3853178
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/02/19(Wed)12:35:36 No.3853178
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3853168
>>3853172
He actually saves the song and turns it imnto an opera
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:37:35 No.3853181
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:37:35 No.3853181
>>3853178
better not be german. Those sound horrible
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)12:37:50 No.3853183
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>>3853172
*contemplative bork*
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Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA)
10/02/19(Wed)12:38:00 No.3853185
Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA) 10/02/19(Wed)12:38:00 No.3853185
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3853168
>>3853178
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/02/19(Wed)12:38:45 No.3853186
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/02/19(Wed)12:38:45 No.3853186
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3853183
>>3853178
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Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA)
10/02/19(Wed)12:39:18 No.3853188
Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA) 10/02/19(Wed)12:39:18 No.3853188
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3853183
Bandit writes the greatest and most tragic lyrics to be conceived by an intelligent mind, but they're all written in pawprints. That's the tragedy
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)12:43:32 No.3853196
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>>3853186
>>3853186
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:44:48 No.3853200
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:44:48 No.3853200
>>3853196
harder Bandit
Gamubate!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)12:51:40 No.3853215
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>>3853200

Finally, it is finished. Bandit wipes the sweat off his brow after a job well done.
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)12:53:45 No.3853219
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)12:53:45 No.3853219
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3853215
gather the gospel robot group we got a show to put on
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)12:57:56 No.3853229
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>>3853219
What gospel robot group? Edward doesn't have one of those lying around
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)13:02:18 No.3853241
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)13:02:18 No.3853241
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3853229
fine looks like we are gonna have to use the crew
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)13:06:36 No.3853251
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>>3853241
Of course, now, how can you convince them to join in your musical number?

"Hey Fester, your food's ready. Come to the dining hall" you here Edward over the ship's intercom
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Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA)
10/02/19(Wed)13:08:38 No.3853257
Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA) 10/02/19(Wed)13:08:38 No.3853257
>>3853251
I say we call their masculinity into question if they don't help in the production
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)13:11:33 No.3853260
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)13:11:33 No.3853260
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3853251
head over to vegetarian slop only to catch Mechanic and her passable singing voice
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)13:18:25 No.3853275
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>>3853260
>>3853260
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)13:19:20 No.3853276
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)13:19:20 No.3853276
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3853275
convince mechanic.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)13:21:16 No.3853279
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3853276

Roll 2d200 to try and add her to your singing troupe
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)13:24:00 No.3853283
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)13:24:00 No.3853283
Rolled 115, 126 = 241 (2d200)

>>3853279
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Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA)
10/02/19(Wed)13:24:10 No.3853284
Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA) 10/02/19(Wed)13:24:10 No.3853284
Rolled 149, 55 = 204 (2d200)

>>3853279
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)13:32:35 No.3853301
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>>3853284
"Alright, i'll join your musical group. As you said, it's his birthday, right?"
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Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA)
10/02/19(Wed)13:34:02 No.3853303
Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA) 10/02/19(Wed)13:34:02 No.3853303
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3853301
"Yup, it's his dang ol' birthday. What a neat coincidenceI mean-- we gotta find more people ta finish this posse."
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)13:34:30 No.3853305
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)13:34:30 No.3853305
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3853301
yes, but its a surprise dont mention this to anyone.
Head to the food court, Meet jester as he has a nice baritone.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)13:43:01 No.3853319
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>>3853303
Let's keep moving until we do
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)13:47:00 No.3853323
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)13:47:00 No.3853323
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3853319
grab the two brothers, they can sing a nice duet
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)13:51:13 No.3853332
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)13:51:13 No.3853332
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3853323
"Yeah? You need what?"

Roll 2d200
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)13:52:50 No.3853337
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)13:52:50 No.3853337
Rolled 152, 24 = 176 (2d200)

>>3853332
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Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA)
10/02/19(Wed)13:53:29 No.3853340
Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA) 10/02/19(Wed)13:53:29 No.3853340
Rolled 54, 42 = 96 (2d200)

>>3853332
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)13:56:36 No.3853348
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>>3853337
>>3853337
"Sorry pal, not interested"
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)13:57:50 No.3853351
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)13:57:50 No.3853351
>>3853348
try again but add chocolate to the negotiating table
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Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:00:21 No.3853360
Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:00:21 No.3853360
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3853348
Hmmm...hey Jester!
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Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:00:47 No.3853361
Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:00:47 No.3853361
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3853348
Tell them it's for Edward's birthday.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)14:02:21 No.3853369
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)14:02:21 No.3853369
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>>3853360
"Ah! Hello Fester! Back in action eh? Are you prepared to take down the evil doers that threatens the peace of the galaxy?"
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Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:04:35 No.3853373
Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:04:35 No.3853373
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3853369
That is correct! Can you sing? All I have is synthesizer voice, listen, "BWAAAAA"
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Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:05:01 No.3853377
Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:05:01 No.3853377
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3853369
"Our collective assholes are gonna look like a Bad Dragon catalog if you don't help with our opera."
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)14:05:15 No.3853378
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)14:05:15 No.3853378
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3853369
yes and we have a musical number that will act as a birthday song and help us fight the aliens of injustice, we need your musical voice talents to pull it off!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)14:07:03 No.3853381
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)14:07:03 No.3853381
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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3853377
"wut"

Roll 2d200
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)14:08:40 No.3853383
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)14:08:40 No.3853383
Rolled 68, 112 = 180 (2d200)

>>3853381
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Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:08:45 No.3853384
Anonymous (ID: ku8KsKKA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:08:45 No.3853384
Rolled 30, 104 = 134 (2d200)

>>3853381
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Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:09:37 No.3853387
Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:09:37 No.3853387
>>3853381
Basically were making an opera to
>>3853383
Nevermind
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)14:13:30 No.3853393
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)14:13:30 No.3853393
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>>3853383
"The fate of the universe lies in this musical?! Ok, I'll help"
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Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:16:32 No.3853396
Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:16:32 No.3853396
>>3853393
Now to janitor and luchadore bot...luchabot
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)14:23:00 No.3853405
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)14:23:00 No.3853405
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>>3853396
"Sorry, I'll take no part in your shenanigans. I got a ship to clean" says the Janitor
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Anonymous (ID: nv0iAn2q)
10/02/19(Wed)14:23:14 No.3853407
Anonymous (ID: nv0iAn2q) 10/02/19(Wed)14:23:14 No.3853407
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3853396
>>3853393
dis since anon forgot to roll
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Anonymous (ID: nv0iAn2q)
10/02/19(Wed)14:24:24 No.3853410
Anonymous (ID: nv0iAn2q) 10/02/19(Wed)14:24:24 No.3853410
>>3853405
roll to convince
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Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:27:55 No.3853413
Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:27:55 No.3853413
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3853405
How 'bout you luchabot?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)14:30:28 No.3853417
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)14:30:28 No.3853417
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3853413
"Welll...."

Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:32:39 No.3853420
Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:32:39 No.3853420
Rolled 40, 78 = 118 (2d100)

>>3853417
El Santo would do it
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)14:38:10 No.3853424
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)14:38:10 No.3853424
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>>3853420
"THEN I WILL JOIN YOU" Luchabot is added to the music troupe
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Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:40:32 No.3853426
Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:40:32 No.3853426
>>3853424
and onwards towards somebody who can actually help set up a fucking stage
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Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:45:34 No.3853435
Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:45:34 No.3853435
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3853424
Off to the...uhhhh, who else is left? Dai?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)14:47:35 No.3853437
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)14:47:35 No.3853437
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>>3853435
Dai's probably in the kitchen or the dining hall, since the cyborg ninja's the one who made you the sludge that's waiting for you
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Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA)
10/02/19(Wed)14:49:33 No.3853440
Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA) 10/02/19(Wed)14:49:33 No.3853440
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3853437
Ah shit! Random encounter
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)14:54:49 No.3853450
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)14:54:49 No.3853450
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>>3853440
Space Slime appeared!
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)14:56:56 No.3853454
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)14:56:56 No.3853454
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3853450
Fester uses Bang
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Anonymous (ID: eDwOlZMx)
10/02/19(Wed)14:59:54 No.3853461
Anonymous (ID: eDwOlZMx) 10/02/19(Wed)14:59:54 No.3853461
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3853450
Fester use Punch self in face
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)15:02:18 No.3853465
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)15:02:18 No.3853465
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3853461
Ouch! Fester did damage to himself!

The Space Slime attacks! Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA)
10/02/19(Wed)15:04:46 No.3853470
Anonymous (ID: sn2WHBZA) 10/02/19(Wed)15:04:46 No.3853470
Rolled 20, 69 = 89 (2d100)

>>3853465
Cast laser eyes
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)15:06:10 No.3853474
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)15:06:10 No.3853474
Rolled 182, 164 = 346 (2d200)

>>3853465
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/02/19(Wed)15:29:35 No.3853515
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/02/19(Wed)15:29:35 No.3853515
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>>3853474
Thr Slime is defeated! And so is thread! Session on hold for now!
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/02/19(Wed)15:35:14 No.3853523
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/02/19(Wed)15:35:14 No.3853523
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3853515
we need to practice Bandit will help. He is a genius
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/03/19(Thu)16:44:13 No.3855476
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/03/19(Thu)16:44:13 No.3855476
So when is OP rising from the grave again?
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/03/19(Thu)17:15:24 No.3855538
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/03/19(Thu)17:15:24 No.3855538
>>3855476
A food trap should bring him out
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/06/19(Sun)13:25:10 No.3860355
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/06/19(Sun)13:25:10 No.3860355
>>3855538
You'll never catch me
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Anonymous (ID: 2Va3DxaZ)
10/06/19(Sun)13:28:50 No.3860365
Anonymous (ID: 2Va3DxaZ) 10/06/19(Sun)13:28:50 No.3860365
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3860355
OP gets caught
now he must decide: which bait has a firecracker in it?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)13:33:23 No.3861990
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)13:33:23 No.3861990
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>>3860365
thinking's hard tho
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/07/19(Mon)13:37:38 No.3861995
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/07/19(Mon)13:37:38 No.3861995
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3861990
Eeeyah-eeeyah-ooh!
>>
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)13:44:52 No.3862004
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)13:44:52 No.3862004
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>>3861995
>>3861995
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/07/19(Mon)13:46:35 No.3862005
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/07/19(Mon)13:46:35 No.3862005
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3862004
Picking up where we left off...
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/07/19(Mon)13:52:10 No.3862011
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/07/19(Mon)13:52:10 No.3862011
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3862004
take his hat and rip the d off, now he is an unce
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)13:52:13 No.3862012
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)13:52:13 No.3862012
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>>3862005
Of course. You've just slain a space slime.
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)13:53:31 No.3862013
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)13:53:31 No.3862013
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3862012
We get 3xp and 5 gold
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)13:57:02 No.3862015
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)13:57:02 No.3862015
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>>3862013
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)13:58:28 No.3862017
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)13:58:28 No.3862017
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3862015
Now onward, to lunch!
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/07/19(Mon)13:58:34 No.3862018
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/07/19(Mon)13:58:34 No.3862018
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3862012
gamehax
>>
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/07/19(Mon)13:59:11 No.3862019
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/07/19(Mon)13:59:11 No.3862019
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3862015
gameshark code
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)14:07:18 No.3862022
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)14:07:18 No.3862022
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>>3862017

Dining Hall has been reached. Let's hope there's no more random battles
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)14:10:15 No.3862026
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)14:10:15 No.3862026
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3862022
We catch goo monster attempting to steal our vaggie paste-thing Dai cooked up
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Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM)
10/07/19(Mon)14:18:16 No.3862036
Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM) 10/07/19(Mon)14:18:16 No.3862036
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3862022
>>3862026
But it's Metal.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)14:20:52 No.3862040
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)14:20:52 No.3862040
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>>3862026
! Robber Slime appears!
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)14:23:14 No.3862042
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)14:23:14 No.3862042
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3862040
Why do they keep stealing mah food, AAAAAH
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/07/19(Mon)14:25:03 No.3862044
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/07/19(Mon)14:25:03 No.3862044
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3862040
"pretend" to let it get away
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)14:29:17 No.3862048
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)14:29:17 No.3862048
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>>3862044
>>3862044
Robber Slime slips away!
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Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM)
10/07/19(Mon)14:33:35 No.3862057
Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM) 10/07/19(Mon)14:33:35 No.3862057
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3862048
Metal King Slime?
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/07/19(Mon)14:36:08 No.3862061
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/07/19(Mon)14:36:08 No.3862061
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3862048
Proceed with the singing thing already
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)14:38:00 No.3862064
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)14:38:00 No.3862064
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>>3862057
Metal King Slime appears!
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)14:40:12 No.3862068
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)14:40:12 No.3862068
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3862064
Use the SUPER ULTRA WOMBO COMBO MEGA ONE-TIME-ONLY MOVE to defeat him
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)14:45:10 No.3862071
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)14:45:10 No.3862071
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Rolled 484622 (1d2000000)

>>3862068
OH SHIT HE'S ALREADY USING HIS POWER TO PHASE OUT OF REALITY! QUICKLY ROLL 2D100 TO DEFEAT HIM AND GET MASSIVE LOOT
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Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM)
10/07/19(Mon)14:46:21 No.3862073
Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM) 10/07/19(Mon)14:46:21 No.3862073
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3862071
Thunder Thrust
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)14:47:01 No.3862074
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)14:47:01 No.3862074
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3862071
Goddammit
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Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM)
10/07/19(Mon)14:47:27 No.3862075
Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM) 10/07/19(Mon)14:47:27 No.3862075
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3862071
>>3862073
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)14:51:29 No.3862080
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)14:51:29 No.3862080
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>>3862075
How unfortunate, the Metal King Slime ascended into another plane of existence just as your move was about to hit.
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/07/19(Mon)14:52:54 No.3862082
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/07/19(Mon)14:52:54 No.3862082
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3862080
Make fucking plot happen
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)14:56:52 No.3862087
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)14:56:52 No.3862087
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>>3862082
Anyway, you;ve reached Edward
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Anonymous (ID: YKUINo+k)
10/07/19(Mon)14:56:58 No.3862088
Anonymous (ID: YKUINo+k) 10/07/19(Mon)14:56:58 No.3862088
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3862080

Look sad...
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/07/19(Mon)15:06:14 No.3862099
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/07/19(Mon)15:06:14 No.3862099
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3862087
Everyone ready? And one, and two and three...
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)15:15:18 No.3862104
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)15:15:18 No.3862104
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>>3862099
"wut" says the captain

Before you start, you notice that bandit rewrote some of your lyrics. Namely removing that line about Edward's mom
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Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM)
10/07/19(Mon)15:20:24 No.3862109
Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM) 10/07/19(Mon)15:20:24 No.3862109
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3862104
Go through with it anyway!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)15:22:49 No.3862110
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>>3862109
Go through with it as in keep the line about his mom or decide to keep with Bandit's script?
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Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM)
10/07/19(Mon)15:32:43 No.3862119
Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM) 10/07/19(Mon)15:32:43 No.3862119
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3862110
Believe in Bandit.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)15:38:06 No.3862126
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)15:38:06 No.3862126
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Rolled 134 (1d200)

>>3862119
Now roll 2d100 to engage in an elaborate musical number about buying a dyson sphere
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Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM)
10/07/19(Mon)15:40:45 No.3862129
Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM) 10/07/19(Mon)15:40:45 No.3862129
Rolled 22, 90 = 112 (2d100)

>>3862126
>d200
Wait--THIS ISN'T COMBAT!
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)15:42:19 No.3862132
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)15:42:19 No.3862132
Rolled 72, 66 = 138 (2d100)

>>3862126
Okay
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Bullshit OP excuse (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)15:43:20 No.3862133
Bullshit OP excuse (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)15:43:20 No.3862133
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>>3862129
Edward takes music very seriously
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)15:44:58 No.3862135
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)15:44:58 No.3862135
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3862133
Any constructive criticism?
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Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM)
10/07/19(Mon)15:49:54 No.3862143
Anonymous (ID: apQemcdM) 10/07/19(Mon)15:49:54 No.3862143
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3862133
>>3862135
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)15:53:16 No.3862149
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)15:53:16 No.3862149
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>>3862143
"Well, you could do to work on your singing. Jester, you're very eager and energetic, but your enthusiasm had you singing out of sync with everyone. Mechanic, work on that pitch, my ears hurt. Fester....keep practicing. Luchabot, get a better autotune program. The lyrics could use less borks in it"

Bandit takes offense to that last one
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)15:56:33 No.3862153
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)15:56:33 No.3862153
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3862149
I see, you heard him gang, where's Dai btw?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)15:59:04 No.3862156
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>>3862153
"You need something? Your veg sludge is ready"
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/07/19(Mon)16:01:55 No.3862160
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/07/19(Mon)16:01:55 No.3862160
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3862156
P L O T
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)16:02:46 No.3862161
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)16:02:46 No.3862161
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3862156
Why can't goo aliens steal that?
Ahem, yeah, wanna join our troupe?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)16:17:31 No.3862184
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>>3862160
SUDDENLY THE SHIP HITS SOMETHING! WHABAM! The hull shakes as the Black Horse attempts to regain balance.
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)16:23:17 No.3862198
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)16:23:17 No.3862198
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3862184
Did the bait work?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)16:30:52 No.3862208
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)16:30:52 No.3862208
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>>3862198
The upside is that turns out the aliens are baited by terrible singing, it also meant you didn't have to look for them.

The downside is that you didn't even prepare a trap
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Anonymous (ID: YKUINo+k)
10/07/19(Mon)16:40:06 No.3862228
Anonymous (ID: YKUINo+k) 10/07/19(Mon)16:40:06 No.3862228
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3862208

No problem!! Take the prettiest boy and make him wear dress then BAM! We got our trap!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)16:45:39 No.3862236
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)16:45:39 No.3862236
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>>3862228
"Too bad we got no boys on this ship. Only MEN! HYUAARRGHH!!!!!" Then Edward does a flexing motion

"But for real though. Battle stations! Fester, Jester! You're with me, get to the hangar. Everyone else, to the bridge and man the Black Horse's weapons"
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Anonymous (ID: lvWjS/Ye)
10/07/19(Mon)16:47:14 No.3862240
Anonymous (ID: lvWjS/Ye) 10/07/19(Mon)16:47:14 No.3862240
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3862236
Deploy all 3!
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/07/19(Mon)16:47:48 No.3862244
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/07/19(Mon)16:47:48 No.3862244
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3862236
Ayeaye captain!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/07/19(Mon)16:58:43 No.3862254
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/07/19(Mon)16:58:43 No.3862254
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>>3862240
The mechs are battle ready. Combat will commence!...in 20-ish hours. Work day's gonna start soon and communist overlords are bursting down my door any minute now.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/08/19(Tue)15:55:15 No.3863436
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/08/19(Tue)15:55:15 No.3863436
I can't believe OP is fucking dead
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/08/19(Tue)16:17:04 No.3863468
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/08/19(Tue)16:17:04 No.3863468
>>3863436
>finally run times and work times align for a perfect thread
>OP dies
It's not fair
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/08/19(Tue)22:26:43 No.3863922
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/08/19(Tue)22:26:43 No.3863922
RIP OP
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/09/19(Wed)01:36:22 No.3864060
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/09/19(Wed)01:36:22 No.3864060
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3863922
wait a minute...
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/09/19(Wed)08:39:48 No.3864206
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/09/19(Wed)08:39:48 No.3864206
>>3864060
Nope, he ded
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Anonymous (ID: g5t9in8w)
10/09/19(Wed)08:40:47 No.3864207
Anonymous (ID: g5t9in8w) 10/09/19(Wed)08:40:47 No.3864207
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3864206
Unless.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)09:59:59 No.3865304
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)09:59:59 No.3865304
>>3864207
Unless
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Anonymous (ID: eV3zloBi)
10/10/19(Thu)10:02:46 No.3865306
Anonymous (ID: eV3zloBi) 10/10/19(Thu)10:02:46 No.3865306
>>3865304
¿ya es hora?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)10:08:43 No.3865307
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)10:08:43 No.3865307
>>3865306
Almost, almost.

Soon
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/10/19(Thu)15:11:58 No.3865474
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/10/19(Thu)15:11:58 No.3865474
>>3865307
Soon.tm
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)15:22:31 No.3865478
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)15:22:31 No.3865478
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>>3865474
>>3865474
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/10/19(Thu)15:26:48 No.3865481
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/10/19(Thu)15:26:48 No.3865481
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3865478

Bandit are reading Shakespeare and developing video game at the same time.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)15:36:28 No.3865492
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)15:36:28 No.3865492
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>>3865481
Of course, with this combo, the game this dog is making will be...Shakespearean
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/10/19(Thu)15:50:18 No.3865503
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/10/19(Thu)15:50:18 No.3865503
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3865492
>Playtesting Fester tells him concerns over Romeo and Juliet now being a dark action fantasy game where you mow down legions of italians
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)15:56:02 No.3865507
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)15:56:02 No.3865507
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>>3865503
"bork"

TL note: "Bork" means "You don't understand, Fester. The story of Romeo and Juliet can only be told sufficiently if between the tragic love scenes Romeo was doing sick 500 hits SSS rank combos"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/10/19(Thu)15:57:55 No.3865508
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/10/19(Thu)15:57:55 No.3865508
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3865507
Fair enough...oh right, we're fighting a giant goo squid, what are you doing in my cockpit?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)16:00:08 No.3865510
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)16:00:08 No.3865510
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>>3865508
He was communicating through one of the screens
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/10/19(Thu)16:01:36 No.3865513
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/10/19(Thu)16:01:36 No.3865513
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3865510
Ah I see...shoot the squid
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)16:10:51 No.3865520
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)16:10:51 No.3865520
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3865513
Jumping into battle!

Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/10/19(Thu)16:12:08 No.3865522
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/10/19(Thu)16:12:08 No.3865522
Rolled 91, 54 = 145 (2d100)

>>3865520
YOU WILL NOT STEAL MY VEGGIE PASTE!!!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)16:19:41 No.3865536
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)16:19:41 No.3865536
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>>3865522
YOur shots hit the giant alien, it is seemingly unfazed
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/10/19(Thu)16:27:01 No.3865545
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/10/19(Thu)16:27:01 No.3865545
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3865536
Uhhhh...Edward ideas? Shooting is about all I can do without kicking someone in the shins?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)16:36:31 No.3865553
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)16:36:31 No.3865553
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>>3865545
"Obviously, this thing's HP bar is huge. We gotta try and distract and harm it as much as possible while the Black Horse repositions itself so we can fire the main ship cannon at it"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/10/19(Thu)16:42:13 No.3865558
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/10/19(Thu)16:42:13 No.3865558
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3865553
Alright...
>And so we fly, annoying it by shooting it in the eyes
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)16:50:45 No.3865565
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)16:50:45 No.3865565
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3865558
Alright. Roll 2d100 to execute maneuver

The giant alien has +30 bonus
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/10/19(Thu)16:51:27 No.3865567
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/10/19(Thu)16:51:27 No.3865567
Rolled 16, 62 = 78 (2d100)

>>3865565

Rollingu
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)16:59:18 No.3865573
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)16:59:18 No.3865573
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3865567
You shot out its left pair of eyes! It'll try to retaliate against you! Roll 2d100!

It has a +15 bonus!
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/10/19(Thu)17:03:28 No.3865576
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/10/19(Thu)17:03:28 No.3865576
Rolled 68, 88 = 156 (2d100)

>>3865573

Can't touch me
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)17:13:52 No.3865583
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>>3865576
It missed!
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/10/19(Thu)17:13:58 No.3865584
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/10/19(Thu)17:13:58 No.3865584
>>3865573
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/10/19(Thu)17:15:00 No.3865587
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/10/19(Thu)17:15:00 No.3865587
>>3865584
Fucking hell I don't know why capitals matter so much
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)17:24:08 No.3865600
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>>3865587

syntax, I suppose
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/10/19(Thu)17:36:07 No.3865623
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/10/19(Thu)17:36:07 No.3865623
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got work in 2 hours and thread is also dead. So it;s time for OP to die again. Much apologies.
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/11/19(Fri)08:22:06 No.3866562
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/11/19(Fri)08:22:06 No.3866562
Maybe I can finally make it to next thread
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/11/19(Fri)10:22:50 No.3866597
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/11/19(Fri)10:22:50 No.3866597
>>3866562
maybe, maybe
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)01:12:59 No.3867716
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)01:12:59 No.3867716
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)01:15:32 No.3867720
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)01:15:32 No.3867720
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3867716
Rise
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)01:17:46 No.3867721
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)01:17:46 No.3867721
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Wait no, get back dfown there
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/12/19(Sat)01:20:56 No.3867724
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/12/19(Sat)01:20:56 No.3867724
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3867721
I SAID RISE AND SHINE, COMRADE, THE DAY HAS JUST BEGUN
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)01:24:05 No.3867728
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)01:24:05 No.3867728
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3867724
Fine geez....OH SHIT WATCHOUT A SNEAK ATTACK

ROLL 2D100

+20 FOR THE ALIEN
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/12/19(Sat)01:26:28 No.3867732
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/12/19(Sat)01:26:28 No.3867732
Rolled 17, 30 = 47 (2d100)

>>3867728
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Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB)
10/12/19(Sat)01:27:26 No.3867734
Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB) 10/12/19(Sat)01:27:26 No.3867734
Rolled 74, 86 = 160 (2d100)

>>3867728
Oh shit!
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)01:30:55 No.3867740
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)01:30:55 No.3867740
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3867721
RISE!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)01:31:29 No.3867743
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)01:31:29 No.3867743
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>>3867734
oh no the marshal is destroyed and u died

so sad
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Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB)
10/12/19(Sat)01:34:34 No.3867744
Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB) 10/12/19(Sat)01:34:34 No.3867744
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3867743
No it didn't.
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/12/19(Sat)01:35:41 No.3867745
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/12/19(Sat)01:35:41 No.3867745
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3867743
Luckily, the alien separated the head cleanly, so it can deploy its rockets and reattach itself to the body.
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)01:38:16 No.3867747
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)01:38:16 No.3867747
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3867743
clearly the Marshal has a detachable head that is great for duel fighting like Gurren Lagaan.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)01:38:42 No.3867750
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>>3867745
Unluckily, the strike messed up the rocket's system and this ability can never be used ever again.

Also the Marshal lost some HP
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)01:45:22 No.3867762
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)01:45:22 No.3867762
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3867750
activate spiral power!
hype thrusters at maximum
set parameters to ludicrously high impossibility
FIGHT DAH POWAH!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)01:49:00 No.3867771
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)01:49:00 No.3867771
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>>3867762
Wait, do you even have that?

Roll 2d100 to find out

1-75: No
76-100: Yes
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)01:51:09 No.3867773
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)01:51:09 No.3867773
Rolled 26, 19 = 45 (2d100)

>>3867771
HYPE
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)01:53:19 No.3867777
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)01:53:19 No.3867777
>>3867773
common anons! spiral bullet!
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Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB)
10/12/19(Sat)01:53:51 No.3867780
Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB) 10/12/19(Sat)01:53:51 No.3867780
Rolled 69, 81 = 150 (2d100)

>>3867771
Why would we?
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)01:54:57 No.3867786
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)01:54:57 No.3867786
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>>3867780
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)01:56:33 No.3867789
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>>3867780
You're right. Why would you have that? Better remove it to keep balance
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)01:58:37 No.3867792
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)01:58:37 No.3867792
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3867789
Wait OP think of the possibilities! Think of the impossibilities! its perfect in the fight against eldrich horror xeno!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)02:01:53 No.3867797
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>>3867792
Yeah but where did you get this tho
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Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB)
10/12/19(Sat)02:02:02 No.3867798
Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB) 10/12/19(Sat)02:02:02 No.3867798
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3867789
What about the Ide?
Please don't actually do that. Just make something up if your not comfortable with Spiral Power, keep it otherwise.
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)02:03:24 No.3867801
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)02:03:24 No.3867801
>>3867797
some dude in the back ally behind a Shakey's Pizza. He said that was pure spiral energy, Skinny guy, with a white complexion, like BONE white and triangle sunglasses.
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Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB)
10/12/19(Sat)02:03:45 No.3867803
Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB) 10/12/19(Sat)02:03:45 No.3867803
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3867797
>>3867798
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)02:03:55 No.3867804
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)02:03:55 No.3867804
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3867801
>>3867797
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)02:12:16 No.3867817
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)02:12:16 No.3867817
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>>3867803
SUDDENLY, A FLAAAAAAAAASSHBAAAACK

When Edward was off doing stuff during your 2 month operation. THe crew were given some down time occasionally. And in one of theose outings, the mechanic was made an offer by a mysterious weeaboo
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)02:12:20 No.3867818
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)02:12:20 No.3867818
>>3867804
i think Op is broken by the spiral power or he took it and got high.
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Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB)
10/12/19(Sat)02:14:11 No.3867820
Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB) 10/12/19(Sat)02:14:11 No.3867820
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3867817
What's yer offer?
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)02:14:44 No.3867821
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)02:14:44 No.3867821
>>3867817
Look mechanic this is the good shit, have your main character the cowboy or pirate what ever, I've been watching other shows to pay attention, but put this shit in your mechs. Maaaaaan it will make you trip!
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)02:15:41 No.3867823
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)02:15:41 No.3867823
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3867821
>>3867817
fcuck
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)02:19:15 No.3867825
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>>3867823
"Trust me, it'd be dope. I won't even need money. It's practically free!"
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)02:20:36 No.3867826
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)02:20:36 No.3867826
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3867825
and that's how we got spiral energy and 1 extra twitter follower who is a weeb.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)02:31:26 No.3867833
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>>3867826
He also followed the Mechanic on social media. Kept asking her to show him her feet. But let's not talk about that.
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)02:36:49 No.3867838
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)02:36:49 No.3867838
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3867833
ACTIVATE SPIRAL POWER
THINK OF YOUR OLD BIG BRO!
>fuck off fag stop coming into my room!
ah good times, fester misses big stand offish bro
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)02:44:29 No.3867844
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)02:44:29 No.3867844
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>>3867838
Which is kinda weird since you're an orphan
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)02:46:41 No.3867845
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)02:46:41 No.3867845
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3867844
oh yeah....
shoot some spiral powered bullet barrages at the xeno
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/12/19(Sat)02:50:21 No.3867850
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/12/19(Sat)02:50:21 No.3867850
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3867844
"YO, EDWARD, AHM GODDAMN GLOWIN'! LEHS DO A COMBO!"
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)02:50:53 No.3867852
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)02:50:53 No.3867852
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3867845
Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/12/19(Sat)02:51:28 No.3867853
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/12/19(Sat)02:51:28 No.3867853
Rolled 41, 27 = 68 (2d100)

>>3867852
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)02:52:03 No.3867856
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)02:52:03 No.3867856
Rolled 84, 79 = 163 (2d100)

>>3867852
Belieeeeeeevvvve the bullet will hit!
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)02:52:34 No.3867858
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)02:52:34 No.3867858
>>3867856
YEAH SPIRAL POWER!
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Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB)
10/12/19(Sat)02:53:37 No.3867859
Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB) 10/12/19(Sat)02:53:37 No.3867859
>>3867856
Not bad...
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/12/19(Sat)02:54:05 No.3867860
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/12/19(Sat)02:54:05 No.3867860
>>3867856
mvp, right here. good job.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)03:02:10 No.3867866
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>>3867856
The spiral shot took out a huge chunk of the creature!
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)03:05:48 No.3867868
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)03:05:48 No.3867868
>>3867866
Edward did you see! How cool we looked!?
Now activate Gun Fu mode you saw from that movie Equilibrium.
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/12/19(Sat)03:08:08 No.3867871
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/12/19(Sat)03:08:08 No.3867871
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3867866
Reposition while Jester opens fire with his beam, don't let the beast focus only on us
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)03:09:36 No.3867874
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)03:09:36 No.3867874
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3867868
>>3867866
commom guys throw in some ideas!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)03:14:27 No.3867887
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)03:14:27 No.3867887
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>>3867871
Jester distracts the oncoming tentacles, allowing you to reposition!
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)03:18:41 No.3867890
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)03:18:41 No.3867890
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3867887
have Edward Flank, so we can fire another spiral bullet into its back.
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/12/19(Sat)03:20:29 No.3867892
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/12/19(Sat)03:20:29 No.3867892
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3867887
convince Edward to finally do a team attack with you, it'll be cooooolllll!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)03:25:36 No.3867899
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)03:25:36 No.3867899
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>>3867892
"Alright. What's the plan?"
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/12/19(Sat)03:27:43 No.3867901
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/12/19(Sat)03:27:43 No.3867901
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3867899
You hold it down and I'll shoot it in its weak point! Or that huge gaping wound.
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)03:28:01 No.3867902
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)03:28:01 No.3867902
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3867899
I make a HUUUUGE gun with my spiral energy and fire you at the Alien imbued with spiral power....SPIRAL!
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/12/19(Sat)03:29:44 No.3867904
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/12/19(Sat)03:29:44 No.3867904
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3867899
I'll shoot to keep it distracted, then you catch it in your beam chains, and we finish off by both doing the Marshal Kick. Or maybe yours is the Davy Jones Kick? We'll need somebody to come up with a cool name for it though, that's crucial.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)03:30:35 No.3867906
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)03:30:35 No.3867906
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3867901
"Got it. I'll get that wound for ya"

Roll 2d200 for Edward

+15 For the Alien
+30 For Edward
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/12/19(Sat)03:31:54 No.3867907
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/12/19(Sat)03:31:54 No.3867907
Rolled 141, 179 = 320 (2d200)

>>3867906
let's do this
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)03:32:40 No.3867909
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)03:32:40 No.3867909
Rolled 135, 114 = 249 (2d200)

>>3867906
make yah squeal like a space piggie illeagal alien! SUUUUWWEEEEEEEE
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/12/19(Sat)03:39:13 No.3867913
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/12/19(Sat)03:39:13 No.3867913
Rolled 148, 44 = 192 (2d200)

>>3867906
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)03:40:19 No.3867914
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)03:40:19 No.3867914
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3867907
Edward zips through the tentacles and stabs the alien right in the missing chunk of its body! Twisting his beam cutlass, he causes the beast to shift its positioning! Giving you a clear shot!

ROLL 2D100

+20 for yoU!
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/12/19(Sat)03:42:13 No.3867918
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/12/19(Sat)03:42:13 No.3867918
Rolled 62, 64 = 126 (2d100)

>>3867914
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/12/19(Sat)03:44:12 No.3867923
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/12/19(Sat)03:44:12 No.3867923
>>3867918
nice
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)03:46:36 No.3867924
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)03:46:36 No.3867924
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>>3867918
Your spiral shot went straight into the wound....and right through the other side of the alien! Obliterating its insides! yay!

anywya, I gotta go and live in a society for 3 ish hours, be abck soon, pls wait
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)03:48:47 No.3867929
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)03:48:47 No.3867929
>>3867924
kay
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/12/19(Sat)04:29:09 No.3867962
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/12/19(Sat)04:29:09 No.3867962
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>wake up
>only to find out I missed a bread
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)06:44:46 No.3868022
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)06:44:46 No.3868022
>>3867962
Sad
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)06:46:02 No.3868023
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)06:46:02 No.3868023
>>3868022
now back to the gayme
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)07:03:38 No.3868026
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)07:03:38 No.3868026
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>>3868023
Yes. Bcckt to regular prgraming.

alien man has defeat cowboy fester man and the garaxy is doomed
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Anonymous (ID: d5SMAOXn)
10/12/19(Sat)07:06:05 No.3868027
Anonymous (ID: d5SMAOXn) 10/12/19(Sat)07:06:05 No.3868027
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3868026
That's alien propaganda, cut to the real victory
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)07:06:29 No.3868029
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)07:06:29 No.3868029
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3868026
More alien propaganda after their defeat on npr radio broad cast of the fight
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)07:09:28 No.3868031
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)07:09:28 No.3868031
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>>3868027
"Damn racist humans, always trynna keep the xenos down."
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)07:10:27 No.3868032
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)07:10:27 No.3868032
>>3868031
take him Op get him out my sight, ITS THE HOOSCOW FOR YOU YAH SEE?
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)07:11:36 No.3868034
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)07:11:36 No.3868034
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3868032
>>3868031
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)07:15:54 No.3868035
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)07:15:54 No.3868035
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>>3868034
"YOU WILL NOT SILENCE OUR VOICES HUMANS! ALIENS RISE UP!"
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/12/19(Sat)07:18:16 No.3868038
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/12/19(Sat)07:18:16 No.3868038
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3868035
Meanwhile, Anna the commie rebel has ambushed Edward in his cockpit.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)07:24:32 No.3868040
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)07:24:32 No.3868040
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>>3868038
"Ey. Good work Fester! Get back to the Black Horse. I'll have the crew loot the cors---Ey! Ey! Don't touch that! That's the cup holder!"

"DIE PIRATE SCUM!"
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)07:32:45 No.3868044
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)07:32:45 No.3868044
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3868040
m'k wanna play smash bros while strategize our next plan?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)07:39:12 No.3868048
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)07:39:12 No.3868048
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>>3868044

"...You sure? Every time you play that it always ended with you shooting the screen"
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)07:45:52 No.3868049
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)07:45:52 No.3868049
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3868048
fuck you I am always in control!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)07:47:42 No.3868050
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)07:47:42 No.3868050
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>>3868049
"Sure sure. Get back to the ship and set things up then. I'll be right after ya"
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)07:49:35 No.3868051
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)07:49:35 No.3868051
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3868050
get in the dock, go to mess hall and eat a tub of veggie slop in protest, of our fat thighs.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)07:58:08 No.3868053
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)07:58:08 No.3868053
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>>3868051
If course, being a cyborg, your fat thighs are artificial. Which means the mad doctor made you this way, that monster
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)08:01:59 No.3868057
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)08:01:59 No.3868057
>>3868053
What am i doing with my LIIIIIFE
thought fester while Bandit mixes him cocktail.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)08:04:36 No.3868059
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)08:04:36 No.3868059
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>>3868057
Hopefully it's not also veggie slop
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)08:06:49 No.3868061
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)08:06:49 No.3868061
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3868059
reminds me the coast of california with my beach babe, soaking in the rays
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)08:15:12 No.3868062
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)08:15:12 No.3868062
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>>3868061
Which is strange because you were never in California. Or had a beach babe. But the drink made you felt like you did.
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)08:24:08 No.3868068
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)08:24:08 No.3868068
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3868062
wait? is that karaoke i see!? WRESTLE THE MIC AWAY FROM LUCHABOT!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)08:28:08 No.3868069
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)08:28:08 No.3868069
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>>3868068

Unfortunately you tripped on the way over
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)08:29:57 No.3868070
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)08:29:57 No.3868070
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3868069
look at what I tripped over.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)08:35:03 No.3868071
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)08:35:03 No.3868071
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>>3868070
One of them techno thingamajigs that's a part of the floor
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/12/19(Sat)08:35:59 No.3868072
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/12/19(Sat)08:35:59 No.3868072
>>3868071
Luchabot, what's that? Doesn't look like the usual techno things.
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)08:36:39 No.3868073
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)08:36:39 No.3868073
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3868071
rip that sucker open could lead to a secret so juicy we could hold over edwards head. You know just in case...
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)08:43:15 No.3868077
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)08:43:15 No.3868077
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>>3868072
"It;s just one of the electrical plugs covering, Fester. People in the mess hall can open it up to charge their phones and whatnot"
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)08:44:29 No.3868078
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)08:44:29 No.3868078
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3868077
rip it open, there must be treasure inside
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)08:45:59 No.3868079
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)08:45:59 No.3868079
>>3868078
my answers feel like from auqa teen hunger force.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)08:47:56 No.3868080
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)08:47:56 No.3868080
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>>3868078
"Sir I don't think that's a good idea....mostly because you don't need to rip it open, just press the button on it."
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)08:51:50 No.3868082
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)08:51:50 No.3868082
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3868080
>too late
hmmm?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)08:54:16 No.3868083
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)08:54:16 No.3868083
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3868082
You are already trying to rip out the covering.

Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)08:56:14 No.3868084
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)08:56:14 No.3868084
Rolled 97, 21 = 118 (2d100)

>>3868083
These artificial muscles must be of some good!
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/12/19(Sat)08:56:21 No.3868085
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/12/19(Sat)08:56:21 No.3868085
Rolled 50, 37 = 87 (2d100)

>>3868083
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)09:01:21 No.3868087
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)09:01:21 No.3868087
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>>3868084
AND INSIDE YOU FOUND...a bunch of electricity sockets
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)09:20:46 No.3868096
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)09:20:46 No.3868096
>>3868087
Hmmm...darn, what a cheap ass, couldn't even give xray vision
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)09:24:22 No.3868099
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)09:24:22 No.3868099
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>>3868096

As Edward tells it, apparently the doc tried to give your cyber body a bunch of stuff, but most were rejected in favour of random crap. Like the ability to connect wirelessly to pirate film sites, or a toothpaste dispenser, or an internal radio that only plays the soundtrack to "The Good the Bad and the Ugly"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)09:25:34 No.3868100
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)09:25:34 No.3868100
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3868099
Last part makes up for it tho, so I forgive him...still Dai, your doc is a massive hack
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)09:29:26 No.3868108
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)09:29:26 No.3868108
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>>3868100

"He brought you back to life, that's good enough"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)09:31:42 No.3868109
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)09:31:42 No.3868109
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3868108
I was about to find out who my parents were! But fair enough, this is much better than being a square doing square dances in hell
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)09:34:56 No.3868113
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)09:34:56 No.3868113
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>>3868109
"Oh you'll be back soon enough, Fester. I've even saved a special fire, juuust for you, ehehehehhee"

begone, satanic apparition
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)09:36:33 No.3868116
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)09:36:33 No.3868116
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3868113
Satanic, more like sanic
Either way, your veggie gel sucks, can't I get fruits at least?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)09:39:10 No.3868118
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)09:39:10 No.3868118
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>>3868116
"Well, according to the doc's notes: Remember that he can only eat veggie slop from now on. And not a good tasting one either. It needs to taste terrible. Because it's the only way that uh....the mechanical systems can disgest it, yea. Also not even fruits are allowed, because the, uh.....acidic juices ruin the metals, yea. That's it."
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)09:48:43 No.3868124
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)09:48:43 No.3868124
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3868118
Sounds fishy
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)09:53:02 No.3868126
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)09:53:02 No.3868126
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>>3868124

"PS: no fish either"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)09:54:34 No.3868127
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)09:54:34 No.3868127
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3868126
Make mental note to eat an apple 'cause I think the doc just dislikes us...like majority of people we met for some reason
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)09:58:25 No.3868131
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)09:58:25 No.3868131
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>>3868127

The number of people that likes you could probably be counted on one hand! There's Edward, Dai, Bandit, and....uh.....hm...
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)10:01:43 No.3868135
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)10:01:43 No.3868135
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3868131
Jester seems to like us, and maybe Luchabot
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)10:05:28 No.3868138
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)10:05:28 No.3868138
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>>3868135
And that makes 5! One hand! Yaayyy?
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)10:08:24 No.3868140
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)10:08:24 No.3868140
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3868138
That's four more than we initially had!
Sorta, maybe we met Dai before and just didn't notice, did you ever work in that asteroid mining company I did?
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/12/19(Sat)10:12:41 No.3868143
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/12/19(Sat)10:12:41 No.3868143
Rolled 34 (1d100)

I MADE IT TO BREAD
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)10:15:56 No.3868145
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)10:15:56 No.3868145
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>>3868140
"I did some jobs for em before"
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/12/19(Sat)10:17:58 No.3868148
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/12/19(Sat)10:17:58 No.3868148
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3868145
PLOT
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Anonymous (ID: 8qEb3Y3w)
10/12/19(Sat)10:21:45 No.3868150
Anonymous (ID: 8qEb3Y3w) 10/12/19(Sat)10:21:45 No.3868150
Fucking phone twatter notifications popping 3 hours after the post.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)10:30:18 No.3868156
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)10:30:18 No.3868156
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>>3868148
Suddenly the ships' intercomm sounds up

"WARNING, INCOMING UNKNOWN SHIP"
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/12/19(Sat)10:31:34 No.3868157
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/12/19(Sat)10:31:34 No.3868157
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3868156
Rush to cockpit (the one with the cocks)
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)10:35:11 No.3868162
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)10:35:11 No.3868162
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>>3868157
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/12/19(Sat)10:36:51 No.3868163
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/12/19(Sat)10:36:51 No.3868163
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3868162

The cock is not your average cock, it is an cock kickboxer.
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)10:36:58 No.3868164
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)10:36:58 No.3868164
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3868162
Cute...who is it?
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/12/19(Sat)10:45:27 No.3868168
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/12/19(Sat)10:45:27 No.3868168
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3868162
Shit went to the cockfighting ring again
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)10:48:22 No.3868170
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)10:48:22 No.3868170
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>>3868163
Oh shit
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)10:50:11 No.3868172
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)10:50:11 No.3868172
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3868170
Darn...so who's calling us?
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/12/19(Sat)10:50:26 No.3868173
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/12/19(Sat)10:50:26 No.3868173
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3868170
We meet again Jean Cluck Van Damn
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Anonymous (ID: 8qEb3Y3w)
10/12/19(Sat)10:55:03 No.3868174
Anonymous (ID: 8qEb3Y3w) 10/12/19(Sat)10:55:03 No.3868174
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3868170
Oh no, his eyes are glowing bright red
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)10:58:48 No.3868176
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)10:58:48 No.3868176
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>>3868174
>>3868174
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/12/19(Sat)10:59:46 No.3868177
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/12/19(Sat)10:59:46 No.3868177
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3868176
well Jean you called me here what do you want?
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)10:59:48 No.3868178
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)10:59:48 No.3868178
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3868176
Shine a flashlight in his eyes
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/12/19(Sat)11:03:16 No.3868180
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/12/19(Sat)11:03:16 No.3868180
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3868176
Tell him we need his help in repelling an attack
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/12/19(Sat)11:26:26 No.3868203
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/12/19(Sat)11:26:26 No.3868203
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>>3868178
Much apologies for lateness
Building is having problems
I must go
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/12/19(Sat)11:27:48 No.3868206
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/12/19(Sat)11:27:48 No.3868206
>>3868203
Ded 2.0
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)01:31:24 No.3869636
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)01:31:24 No.3869636
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>>3868206
RIP
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Anonymous (ID: 3h4oKC6D)
10/13/19(Sun)01:32:49 No.3869638
Anonymous (ID: 3h4oKC6D) 10/13/19(Sun)01:32:49 No.3869638
>>3869636
RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)01:33:31 No.3869640
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)01:33:31 No.3869640
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3869636
well well well
look who comes ghosting back
Says Fester
I think I need to review my contract with my Goblin Lawyer
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)01:36:07 No.3869643
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)01:36:07 No.3869643
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>>3869640
The contract also doesn't cover kickboxing chickens
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)01:38:19 No.3869647
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)01:38:19 No.3869647
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3869643
Jean Cluck.... tell me where Edward hides his best strategy guides. HE MUST CHEAT AT SMASH i know it!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)01:39:40 No.3869648
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)01:39:40 No.3869648
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>>3869647
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)01:43:26 No.3869655
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)01:43:26 No.3869655
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3869648
not talking eh.... Maybe this will loosen that tongue of yours
start showing him pictures of KFC
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)01:46:19 No.3869657
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)01:46:19 No.3869657
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>>3869655
*nervous bwock*
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)01:47:17 No.3869658
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)01:47:17 No.3869658
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3869657
deep fried...
all those spices...
or would you prefer something slower...
like grilled
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)01:49:58 No.3869661
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)01:49:58 No.3869661
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>>3869658
Yo dont agitate it too much
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)01:51:41 No.3869663
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)01:51:41 No.3869663
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3869661
Then tell us what is on the message! Or else I will grind you in to cyborg paste and feed you to bandit
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)01:53:38 No.3869664
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)01:53:38 No.3869664
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>>3869663
What message?
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)01:54:51 No.3869665
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)01:54:51 No.3869665
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3869664
we were going to the cockpit because there was a message!
Now hand it over Jean Cluck VanDam
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)01:58:17 No.3869669
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)01:58:17 No.3869669
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>>3869665
*very confused bwock to signify that there is no message*
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)02:00:00 No.3869672
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)02:00:00 No.3869672
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3869669
.... One of our voices said there was a message or and emergancy and we had to go to the cock pit. So here we are! You know what get bandit in here, he'll know what to do
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)02:02:30 No.3869674
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)02:02:30 No.3869674
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>>3869672
TL note: Bork means "There's no message in the cockpit, FEster. You're just a dumbass. But there is an unidentified ship approaching the Black Horse tho"
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)02:03:53 No.3869676
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)02:03:53 No.3869676
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3869674
Oh shit! we better head over to the place that responds to such things!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)02:10:43 No.3869679
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)02:10:43 No.3869679
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>>3869676
Bandit directed you to the bridge, where the crew has gathered.

"Cap'n, the unknown ship isn't responding to us. But it keeps getting closer"

"Ready weapons, just in case then"
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)02:12:39 No.3869680
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)02:12:39 No.3869680
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3869679
It could be all part of Jean Cluck's plot... But we should hold some doubt to that thought...
Ready the Our mech, we should sortie just in case!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)02:18:03 No.3869682
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)02:18:03 No.3869682
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>>3869680
Alright, sending out the Marshal to investigate. Let's hope that ship isn't hostile or something
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)02:19:46 No.3869683
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)02:19:46 No.3869683
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3869682
Bring Bandit as back up, he can sniff out trouble no problem
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)02:27:09 No.3869692
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>>3869683
NOw roll a d10 to see what it is

9-10: An abandoned ship, has loot
7-8: Your long lost brother, non-hostile
4-6: Your long lost brother, hostile
2-3: A bomb
1: A BIG bomb
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)02:28:36 No.3869694
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)02:28:36 No.3869694
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3869692
oh jeeze
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/13/19(Sun)02:29:48 No.3869695
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/13/19(Sun)02:29:48 No.3869695
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3869692
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)02:36:51 No.3869705
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)02:36:51 No.3869705
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>>3869695
OH MY GOD FESTER A BOMB
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)02:37:58 No.3869707
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)02:37:58 No.3869707
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3869705
shoot it with spiral bulleto!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)02:44:45 No.3869712
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)02:44:45 No.3869712
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>>3869707
"Shooting a bomb is not a good idea Fester, get outta there!" You can hear Edward yelling over the comms
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)02:48:17 No.3869714
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)02:48:17 No.3869714
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3869712
Do so!
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)02:48:47 No.3869715
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)02:48:47 No.3869715
>>3869714
>>3869712
meaning run for it
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)02:51:01 No.3869718
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)02:51:01 No.3869718
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3869714
Can ye make it in time?

2d100
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)02:52:20 No.3869721
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)02:52:20 No.3869721
Rolled 87, 2 = 89 (2d100)

>>3869718
One can only HOPE!
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)02:54:48 No.3869722
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)02:54:48 No.3869722
>>3869721
oh no bandit save us!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)02:57:43 No.3869726
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)02:57:43 No.3869726
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>>3869721
>>3869722
Roll 2d100 to have bandit seize the controls
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:01:07 No.3869728
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:01:07 No.3869728
Rolled 68, 99 = 167 (2d100)

>>3869726
common little buddy!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)03:05:40 No.3869730
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)03:05:40 No.3869730
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>>3869728
Got away jsut in time
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:07:38 No.3869731
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:07:38 No.3869731
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3869730
Good boy Bandit
but who "set us up the bomb?"
"main screen turn on"
contact edward
"how are you gentlemen?"
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)03:08:14 No.3869732
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)03:08:14 No.3869732
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3869730
Investigate the remains, somebody tried to blow up the Black Horse.
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:09:16 No.3869733
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:09:16 No.3869733
>>3869732
though my joke is "funneh"
we should go with this anon, because I have been in control for a while.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)03:11:38 No.3869737
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)03:11:38 No.3869737
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3869733
Aint that an understatement. Anyway

>>3869732
You head back down to where the bomb was.

Roll 2d100 to pick up clues
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:14:50 No.3869739
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:14:50 No.3869739
Rolled 5, 52 = 57 (2d100)

>>3869737
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)03:20:27 No.3869741
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)03:20:27 No.3869741
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>>3869739

In the wreckage you found a piece of the bomb with some markings on it, could be a logo of some sort. It's too badly damaged from the blast, but if you bring it back to the ship it could be examined.
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:21:36 No.3869742
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:21:36 No.3869742
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3869741
do that
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)03:25:02 No.3869744
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)03:25:02 No.3869744
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>>3869742
And so you head back to the ship and engage...another thread break. Way too low energy right now aint it?
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:27:27 No.3869746
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:27:27 No.3869746
>>3869744
Yeah, as much as I love my dumb ideas being played out, I dont want to go as far as ruin the game for everyone.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)03:29:40 No.3869748
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)03:29:40 No.3869748
>>3869746
>everyone
More like, one, cuz it's only you here right now. heyooooooooooooooo
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:31:41 No.3869750
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:31:41 No.3869750
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>>3869748
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)03:33:12 No.3869751
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)03:33:12 No.3869751
>>3869748
just come back in time for a thread break why me
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)03:34:48 No.3869752
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)03:34:48 No.3869752
>>3869751
Because life sucks. BUt hey, if there's at least 2 dudes present then we can continue. YEa?
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)03:36:08 No.3869754
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)03:36:08 No.3869754
>>3869752
>>3869750
maybe
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:36:20 No.3869755
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:36:20 No.3869755
>>3869752
yeah
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)03:39:02 No.3869756
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>>3869754
>>3869755
Whoosh, flying back to ship

Roll 2d100 and not get a number from 1 to 10 in order to not get blown up by a stray asteroid
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)03:39:36 No.3869757
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)03:39:36 No.3869757
Rolled 79, 77 = 156 (2d100)

>>3869756
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:40:06 No.3869758
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:40:06 No.3869758
Rolled 56, 71 = 127 (2d100)

>>3869756
maneuver
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)03:41:27 No.3869760
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)03:41:27 No.3869760
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>>3869757
"Damnit, i'll get you next time" - asteroid
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)03:43:00 No.3869761
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)03:43:00 No.3869761
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3869760
have someone invest the piece and see if they can recognize it
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:43:06 No.3869762
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:43:06 No.3869762
>>3869760
Haha! silly asteroid! take fragment for analysis
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)03:47:05 No.3869763
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)03:47:05 No.3869763
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>>3869761
Luchabot will now take the piece down to the lab for analysis
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)03:49:19 No.3869766
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)03:49:19 No.3869766
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3869763
must have been either aliens or the bounty
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:49:27 No.3869767
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:49:27 No.3869767
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3869763
hmmmm, maybe we should look into more bounties while this is getting analyzed
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)03:56:23 No.3869771
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)03:56:23 No.3869771
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>>3869767

"Well, the only big target we left is Smith. That rival hunter who kicked our asses the first time around"
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)03:57:31 No.3869772
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)03:57:31 No.3869772
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3869771
Does he have a face that's not his giant robot suit
And who posted that bounty
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)03:59:55 No.3869773
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)03:59:55 No.3869773
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3869771
we need to find his weakness
bet its something sinister
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)04:03:09 No.3869777
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)04:03:09 No.3869777
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>>3869773
"Yes. A secret weakpoint, perhaps? A weakspot in his mech? SOme...family members that I can choke, maybe? A spouse? Or child? That I can use as hostages? hmmmm"
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)04:06:19 No.3869781
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)04:06:19 No.3869781
>>3869777
Or maybe we could just find out through the internet
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)04:09:22 No.3869785
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)04:09:22 No.3869785
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3869777
>>3869781
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)04:09:37 No.3869786
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)04:09:37 No.3869786
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>>3869781

"Yesss, find out where his family lives"
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)04:10:42 No.3869788
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)04:10:42 No.3869788
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3869786
You haven't been yourself every since you visited the skeleton mafia, haven't you
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)04:10:48 No.3869789
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)04:10:48 No.3869789
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3869786
dox him on the chinese internet forums
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)04:17:39 No.3869794
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)04:17:39 No.3869794
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3869789

Connecting to secret chinese dark web forums

Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)04:18:45 No.3869795
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)04:18:45 No.3869795
Rolled 79, 72 = 151 (2d100)

>>3869794
oh no
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)04:25:04 No.3869798
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)04:25:04 No.3869798
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>>3869795
Alright, bypassed the 50 million proxies, horse porn links and malware
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)04:26:21 No.3869799
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)04:26:21 No.3869799
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3869798
so much horse porn too
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)04:27:26 No.3869800
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)04:27:26 No.3869800
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3869798
see his profile through the leaks
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)04:32:32 No.3869804
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)04:32:32 No.3869804
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>>3869800
This is supposedly the only known photo of his actual face, but it's very blurry and is basically worthless. Dude got very little details of what he did or who he was before bounty hunting. No family records, dental, former employment, no nothing. So that either means he was basically a nobody before his bounty hunter career, an orphan, or the records were deliberately scrubbed off the archives.
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)04:34:55 No.3869806
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)04:34:55 No.3869806
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3869804
the orphanage... look into that, what orphanages had orphans....?
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)04:37:35 No.3869809
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)04:37:35 No.3869809
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3869804
Find out the bounty poster's info
Surely he must know a bit about him
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)04:40:14 No.3869811
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)04:40:14 No.3869811
>>3869809
And so you looked into who posted Smith's bounty in the first place. And it turned out to be not one source. But multiple. It's a collective of groups that he musta fucked over during his career. In here we have both governmental, criminal, corporation, and private organizations
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)04:43:22 No.3869813
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)04:43:22 No.3869813
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3869811
any of them linked besides his name alone? Heists? Hits? Habitual Resistance?
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)04:44:09 No.3869814
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)04:44:09 No.3869814
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3869811
Look into their crimes.
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)04:45:14 No.3869815
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)04:45:14 No.3869815
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3869811
Notice that one of the bounties Smith has accepted looks exactly like Edward's ex-girlfriend
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)04:48:41 No.3869816
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)04:48:41 No.3869816
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>>3869815
wuh oh spaghetti-o. Seems like he just accepted this one recently and hasn't gone after her yet....and the ones who posted this...are the same guys who posted Smith's own bounty, but under a disguise. Thanks anonymous austist hackers for finding that out
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)04:49:43 No.3869817
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)04:49:43 No.3869817
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3869816
Bing Bong
Analysis Complete Seniors!
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)04:50:04 No.3869818
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)04:50:04 No.3869818
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3869816
And they just posted Edward's
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)04:51:06 No.3869820
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)04:51:06 No.3869820
>>3869816
>wuh oh spaghetti-o
There it is
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)04:53:08 No.3869822
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)04:53:08 No.3869822
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>>3869817
Alright, now time to tell Ed of your findings
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)04:54:26 No.3869823
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)04:54:26 No.3869823
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3869822
Ed is already behind you and fuming.
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)04:55:13 No.3869824
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)04:55:13 No.3869824
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3869822
ooh, but first, click that link promising a secret upgrade for the Marshal. It seems legit!
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)04:56:10 No.3869825
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)04:56:10 No.3869825
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3869822
maybe the bomb, this bounty, and smith are linked some how
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)04:56:22 No.3869826
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)04:56:22 No.3869826
>>3869823
>>3869824
How about both
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)04:57:30 No.3869827
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)04:57:30 No.3869827
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>>3869823
>>3869824
>>3869826
Sure, now let's check this totally non-shady link for secret mecha upgrades
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)04:58:42 No.3869829
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)04:58:42 No.3869829
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3869827
Ed you ok buddy? looks like you have something you wanna say
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)05:00:10 No.3869830
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)05:00:10 No.3869830
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3869827
SUDDEN INCOMING CALL FROM EDWARD'S PROBABLY BUT MAYBE NOT EX-GF
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)05:01:42 No.3869831
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)05:01:42 No.3869831
>>3869827
looking a bit lolisniffer there edward
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)05:03:36 No.3869833
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)05:03:36 No.3869833
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>>3869829
"OH what? Ah it's nothing buddy! Just, ah. Return to that screen that shows Smith's current active bounties."
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)05:03:38 No.3869834
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)05:03:38 No.3869834
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3869827
Ed, you should probably see a doctor about your red eye thing. It doesn't seem healthy.
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)05:04:49 No.3869835
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)05:04:49 No.3869835
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3869833
Ok man
Everyone else suddenly gets a sense of dread
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)05:06:08 No.3869836
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)05:06:08 No.3869836
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3869833
Sure thing, just a... huh? That bounty kind of looks like me. And that's Dai... the mechanic... Jester...

Ed, I think we got a serious problem here.
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)05:13:24 No.3869840
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)05:13:24 No.3869840
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3869833
what did the anaylizing metal piece say?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)05:13:47 No.3869842
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)05:13:47 No.3869842
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>>3869835

"Oh hey look! That's Rachelle, my ex! And hey! That's me. Then there's you. And the rest of the crew. Even bandit too! All given to him by the same source too, what a coincidence huh?"
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/13/19(Sun)05:15:23 No.3869843
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/13/19(Sun)05:15:23 No.3869843
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3869842
yeahhhh... so lets go find smith now
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)05:17:15 No.3869844
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)05:17:15 No.3869844
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3869842
well if we analyze where that part came from we could have some leads?
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)05:17:15 No.3869845
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)05:17:15 No.3869845
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3869842
The analysis report comes in and it turns out those were the same people that put up all those bounties under the name of some alliance
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)05:17:27 No.3869846
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)05:17:27 No.3869846
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3869842
Black Horse's AI and Luchabot both try to inform Ed of results from analyzing bomb fragments
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)05:23:29 No.3869849
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)05:23:29 No.3869849
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>>3869844
"Yes. And if the ones who's sending Smith after us are the same ones sending us after him, then maybe we're being played. Find out more about them, see if they're really screwing us."
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/13/19(Sun)05:25:20 No.3869850
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/13/19(Sun)05:25:20 No.3869850
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3869849
Delve in and attempt to find out
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)05:30:54 No.3869852
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)05:30:54 No.3869852
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>>3869850
Alright, looking through a bunch of backlinks, hidden proxies, techno mumbo jumbo, yadda yadd, you're beginning to reach the source. The one that posted Smith's bounty and your bounties are one and the same, and they were both fake, disguises used by the actual one behind this
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/13/19(Sun)05:34:52 No.3869857
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/13/19(Sun)05:34:52 No.3869857
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3869852
WHO IS IT?? I MUST KNOW
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)05:38:19 No.3869860
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)05:38:19 No.3869860
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3869852
They're one step ahead of us. Some sort of security AI starts trying to hack the Fester & the Black Horse
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)05:40:00 No.3869861
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)05:40:00 No.3869861
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Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3869860
Son of a bitch! Roll 2d100! Quickly!
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)05:41:21 No.3869862
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)05:41:21 No.3869862
Rolled 78, 83 = 161 (2d100)

>>3869861
I bet we can still fuck this up somehow!
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)05:41:48 No.3869863
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)05:41:48 No.3869863
Rolled 80, 2 = 82 (2d100)

>>3869861
gasp
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/13/19(Sun)05:42:04 No.3869864
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/13/19(Sun)05:42:04 No.3869864
Rolled 71, 86 = 157 (2d100)

>>3869861
sloppy job
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)05:42:32 No.3869865
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)05:42:32 No.3869865
Rolled 10, 71 = 81 (2d100)

>>3869861
>1
Ship AI literally strangles the hacker to submission
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)05:43:35 No.3869866
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)05:43:35 No.3869866
>>3869863
>2
>1 fucking roll difference from death
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)05:44:34 No.3869867
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)05:44:34 No.3869867
>>3869866
this happened last time when I rolled the spiral energy bullet
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)05:45:48 No.3869868
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)05:45:48 No.3869868
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>>3869863
>2
The ship's AI manged to defeat the sec AI....but it wasn't like a cool cyber Ai battle with sick laser beams or anything.

They both engaged in a nerd slapfight with the ship's AI winning by 1 extra slap
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/13/19(Sun)05:46:37 No.3869869
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/13/19(Sun)05:46:37 No.3869869
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3869868
Attempt to track it's location
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)05:51:46 No.3869871
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)05:51:46 No.3869871
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3869868
Heath & Cliff report that the entire ship's intercom is currently playing the world's saddest slap fight.

And also we're on the news as wanted space terrorists.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)05:54:16 No.3869873
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)05:54:16 No.3869873
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>>3869869
AND THE SOURCE IS....

A. An anti-pirate and cowboy alliance
B. Your long-lost brother who has a death grudge against you and Edward
C. The damn aliens, turns out they knew how to work tech all along!
D. Some asshole that thought it'd be funny
E. Your mom lmao
F. OP
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/13/19(Sun)05:57:20 No.3869875
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/13/19(Sun)05:57:20 No.3869875
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3869873
roll for it
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)05:57:24 No.3869876
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)05:57:24 No.3869876
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3869873
A, B, C, & D
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)05:58:55 No.3869877
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)05:58:55 No.3869877
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3869873
A+B+C+D
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)05:59:56 No.3869878
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/13/19(Sun)05:59:56 No.3869878
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>>3869875
OH MY GOD IT WAS THE DICE THE WHOLE TIME
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)06:04:43 No.3869879
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)06:04:43 No.3869879
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3869878
my god...
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/13/19(Sun)06:05:42 No.3869880
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/13/19(Sun)06:05:42 No.3869880
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3869878
It was Fester's mom all along. This was her idea of a belated birthday present
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)06:05:50 No.3869881
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)06:05:50 No.3869881
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3869878
Edward's Fester's glitching again
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)06:09:53 No.3869882
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)06:09:53 No.3869882
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3869878
DICE: Developing Interstellar Criminal Enterprises
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/13/19(Sun)06:11:49 No.3869884
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>>3869881
Anwyay, roll 2d60 for the result. Do taht while I gotta go and be forced to participate in socializing. Toodles

1-9: Some asshole
10-19: Long lost evil brother
20-30: Damn aliens
31-49: Anti-pirate and cowboy alliance
50-60: All of the above
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/13/19(Sun)06:13:37 No.3869885
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/13/19(Sun)06:13:37 No.3869885
Rolled 22, 30 = 52 (2d60)

>>3869884
good luck, OP. We're all counting on you.
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Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4)
10/13/19(Sun)06:14:50 No.3869886
Anonymous (ID: 3VcYFUS4) 10/13/19(Sun)06:14:50 No.3869886
Rolled 57, 58 = 115 (2d60)

>>3869884
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/13/19(Sun)06:17:48 No.3869887
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/13/19(Sun)06:17:48 No.3869887
Rolled 27, 9 = 36 (2d60)

>>3869884
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Anonymous (ID: 3h4oKC6D)
10/13/19(Sun)06:43:50 No.3869897
Anonymous (ID: 3h4oKC6D) 10/13/19(Sun)06:43:50 No.3869897
>>3869884
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Anonymous (ID: 3h4oKC6D)
10/13/19(Sun)06:45:09 No.3869899
Anonymous (ID: 3h4oKC6D) 10/13/19(Sun)06:45:09 No.3869899
Rolled 46, 64 = 110 (2d100)

>>3869897
for crying out loud
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Anonymous (ID: 3h4oKC6D)
10/13/19(Sun)06:51:31 No.3869901
Anonymous (ID: 3h4oKC6D) 10/13/19(Sun)06:51:31 No.3869901
Rolled 13, 42 = 55 (2d60)

>>3869899
Wait, I'm rarted.
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Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5)
10/13/19(Sun)06:58:10 No.3869904
Anonymous (ID: 80qKMtH5) 10/13/19(Sun)06:58:10 No.3869904
Rolled 13, 36 = 49 (2d60)

>>3869884
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)08:51:01 No.3869947
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)08:51:01 No.3869947
Rolled 46, 46 = 92 (2d60)

>>3869884
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/13/19(Sun)08:51:59 No.3869949
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/13/19(Sun)08:51:59 No.3869949
>>3869886
shit it was all of them all along
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/13/19(Sun)09:22:32 No.3869958
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/13/19(Sun)09:22:32 No.3869958
Goddamit, I missed it again!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/14/19(Mon)10:44:24 No.3871711
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/14/19(Mon)10:44:24 No.3871711
24 hours until OP fucking dies, again
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/15/19(Tue)12:14:19 No.3873285
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/15/19(Tue)12:14:19 No.3873285
>>3871711
Dead maybe
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)12:23:14 No.3873291
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)12:23:14 No.3873291
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>>3873285
Quiet, you
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/15/19(Tue)12:24:40 No.3873293
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/15/19(Tue)12:24:40 No.3873293
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3873291
Back to the reveal
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)12:24:55 No.3873294
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)12:24:55 No.3873294
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3873291
No u
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)12:34:59 No.3873309
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)12:34:59 No.3873309
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>>3873293
Of course! All your links and clues brings you to this! The Alliance! Some sort of anti-space pirate and cowboy coalition! Name and logo deliberately chosen to be generic and forgettable in order to slip under the radar
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)12:36:48 No.3873314
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)12:36:48 No.3873314
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3873309
That's a very specific alliance, do we have a list of who's in it?
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/15/19(Tue)12:41:22 No.3873323
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/15/19(Tue)12:41:22 No.3873323
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3873309
Look up who the leader of the alliance is these days
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)12:42:59 No.3873326
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)12:42:59 No.3873326
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>>3873314
There are many, some, famous corps, some, criminals. But the 3 that is apparently at the top are.....Lester Winchester, Xyrk'Orakk and....Steve
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)12:45:23 No.3873332
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)12:45:23 No.3873332
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3873326
Huh, never knew there were actual Winchesters out there...hey wait a second! Wasn't Steve the guy we tried to kidnap?
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/15/19(Tue)12:46:58 No.3873336
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/15/19(Tue)12:46:58 No.3873336
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3873326
Mechanic calls, apparently somebody claiming to be a Legendary Mech-Smith is here to deliver some upgrades. Something about clicking a link?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)12:52:05 No.3873342
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)12:52:05 No.3873342
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>>3873336
"Wait what"

"Yeah, cap'n. Says somebody here ordered his services online"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)12:54:37 No.3873348
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)12:54:37 No.3873348
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3873342
Bandit shows up with a coupon and phone
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/15/19(Tue)12:55:17 No.3873349
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/15/19(Tue)12:55:17 No.3873349
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3873342
mechanic tracked down her long-lost mentor and wanted to talk to him again
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)13:03:45 No.3873359
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)13:03:45 No.3873359
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>>3873349
"Anh uh, cap'n. I think we should at least, uhm, hear him out for a bit. Yea."
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)13:04:29 No.3873361
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)13:04:29 No.3873361
>>3873359
Okay, why not
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)13:05:30 No.3873362
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)13:05:30 No.3873362
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3873361
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/15/19(Tue)13:05:33 No.3873364
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/15/19(Tue)13:05:33 No.3873364
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3873359
"Alright, but only because you seem to trust him."
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/15/19(Tue)13:05:58 No.3873366
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/15/19(Tue)13:05:58 No.3873366
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3873359
Download the profiles on the Alliance's leaders and head to the Mech Bay.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)13:17:32 No.3873381
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)13:17:32 No.3873381
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>>3873364
"Greetings. Now who here needs their mech upgraded?"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)13:20:00 No.3873386
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)13:20:00 No.3873386
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3873381
Oooh me me!...well all of us really
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/15/19(Tue)13:22:09 No.3873390
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/15/19(Tue)13:22:09 No.3873390
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3873381
waitaminute...
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)13:29:59 No.3873399
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)13:29:59 No.3873399
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>>3873386
"Alright sir, please, show me to your mech. And if you can, give me a quick rundown on it and what you''re looking for"
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/15/19(Tue)13:32:59 No.3873407
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/15/19(Tue)13:32:59 No.3873407
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3873399

He look awful shady.... Hmmmmm...
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)13:41:14 No.3873424
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)13:41:14 No.3873424
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>>3873407

Waaaaat? This guy? This guy. This guy? He's shady? Whaaaat? Pffft. Nah man. Nah. No. Now way.
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/15/19(Tue)13:43:35 No.3873431
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/15/19(Tue)13:43:35 No.3873431
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3873424
Look if you can't trust shady people you find on the internet, who can you trust? Take him to the Marshal.
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Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx)
10/15/19(Tue)13:43:40 No.3873433
Anonymous (ID: p9/+qFyx) 10/15/19(Tue)13:43:40 No.3873433
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3873424
Wait a second.
That beard.
The way he handles his cap.
The shiteating grin.
it's fester's dad
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)13:44:15 No.3873435
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)13:44:15 No.3873435
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3873424
He reaaaaly reminds me of someone, can't put my finger of whom tho...search the database on his face by using our internet access brain and space google image search
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)13:51:06 No.3873452
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)13:51:06 No.3873452
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>>3873431

"Heath, Cliff. Keep an eye on this guy."

"Can do, cap'n"
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/15/19(Tue)13:52:46 No.3873456
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/15/19(Tue)13:52:46 No.3873456
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3873452

They release the floating spy eye on them.
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)13:54:10 No.3873460
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)13:54:10 No.3873460
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3873452
So where do you come from partner?
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/15/19(Tue)13:54:24 No.3873461
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/15/19(Tue)13:54:24 No.3873461
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3873452
Aww, Ed's jealous that Fester got a new friend
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)13:57:53 No.3873466
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)13:57:53 No.3873466
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>>3873456
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)14:02:14 No.3873470
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)14:02:14 No.3873470
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3873466
So pardner, what's yer name?
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Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW)
10/15/19(Tue)14:02:19 No.3873471
Anonymous (ID: ADersSUW) 10/15/19(Tue)14:02:19 No.3873471
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3873466
"So I was hoping to make the Marshal more durable, I died recently, you know? But I also kinda want a signature move. Ed's always having to bust out his Keelhaul and I want to to support him, right? So you ever seen any of the Django films? Well, the cowboy in that is dragging a coffin..."
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)14:09:06 No.3873478
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)14:09:06 No.3873478
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>>3873470
"Chester"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)14:10:46 No.3873481
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)14:10:46 No.3873481
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3873478
What a coincidence, mah names Fester, Fester Winchester, nice to meetcha
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)14:20:00 No.3873492
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)14:20:00 No.3873492
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>>3873481
"Ey. Nice to meetcha too, Fester.My family name's also Winchester. Maybe we're related? Ahaha> Anyway. Tell me about your mech"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)14:23:00 No.3873495
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)14:23:00 No.3873495
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3873492
Doubt it, picked my surname out of a blue, but yeah, Marshal is a shooty cowboy mech that mostly flies around the foe and stuff, also can kick 'em and use marshal beamâ„¢
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/15/19(Tue)14:26:14 No.3873498
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/15/19(Tue)14:26:14 No.3873498
>>3873495
dis
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Anonymous (ID: 6S6XBzoc)
10/15/19(Tue)14:27:52 No.3873503
Anonymous (ID: 6S6XBzoc) 10/15/19(Tue)14:27:52 No.3873503
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3873492
Naw, Ahm an orphan. All mah family died when an was a babe. Musta been pretty grisly, docs at tha orphanage said ah wuz repressin' what happened, to the point it makes me kinda dumb and socially awkward
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)14:32:12 No.3873508
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)14:32:12 No.3873508
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>>3873495
"Hm hm, anything else? Any specifics on how you want your upgrades to be?"
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/15/19(Tue)14:34:02 No.3873512
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/15/19(Tue)14:34:02 No.3873512
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3873508
put on kick ass triangle shades
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/15/19(Tue)14:34:10 No.3873513
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/15/19(Tue)14:34:10 No.3873513
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3873508
Give us extra protection, being being flattened made me self-conscious about my health
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)14:34:42 No.3873514
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)14:34:42 No.3873514
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3873508
An energy shield could help, uhhh...ooh, hear me out...1000000 gallon hat with missiles in it!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)14:39:23 No.3873523
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)14:39:23 No.3873523
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>>3873512
"riiight"
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Anonymous (ID: 6S6XBzoc)
10/15/19(Tue)14:39:55 No.3873525
Anonymous (ID: 6S6XBzoc) 10/15/19(Tue)14:39:55 No.3873525
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3873508
This >>3873471
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/15/19(Tue)14:40:37 No.3873526
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/15/19(Tue)14:40:37 No.3873526
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3873523
>>3873513
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)14:40:40 No.3873527
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)14:40:40 No.3873527
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3873514
>>3873523
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)14:44:49 No.3873533
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)14:44:49 No.3873533
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>>3873526
"Alright, better armor. Got it"
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/15/19(Tue)14:46:11 No.3873535
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/15/19(Tue)14:46:11 No.3873535
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3873533
Ditch the shades
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)14:47:23 No.3873539
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)14:47:23 No.3873539
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3873533
And a ten gallon hat with missiles in it, but much sized, ah, and one more question
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)14:49:32 No.3873540
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)14:49:32 No.3873540
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>>3873535
"Okay, no shades. Changed your mind huh"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)14:51:11 No.3873543
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)14:51:11 No.3873543
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3873540
A big hat with rockets or sumfin
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/15/19(Tue)14:54:48 No.3873549
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/15/19(Tue)14:54:48 No.3873549
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3873540
no add shades fuck that anon
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)14:57:45 No.3873555
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)14:57:45 No.3873555
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>>3873543
"More armor, giant hat with rockets in it. What else?"
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/15/19(Tue)14:58:28 No.3873558
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/15/19(Tue)14:58:28 No.3873558
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3873555
Nothing else. If I ever ask for shades again ignore me, it's just my dementia kicking in
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)15:00:41 No.3873564
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)15:00:41 No.3873564
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3873555
Cool shades
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/15/19(Tue)15:03:31 No.3873572
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/15/19(Tue)15:03:31 No.3873572
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3873555

Pilot seat with inbuild toilet.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)15:04:40 No.3873573
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>>3873558
"Huh? Only 2 upgrades? Alright then. Keeping it simple"
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/15/19(Tue)15:06:27 No.3873578
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/15/19(Tue)15:06:27 No.3873578
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3873573
All we need you to do is to take off your hat and then we can pay you
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/15/19(Tue)15:09:26 No.3873583
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/15/19(Tue)15:09:26 No.3873583
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3873573
>>3873578
Hey one more upgrade, let's get rocket heels to make our kicking better.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)15:10:22 No.3873585
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)15:10:22 No.3873585
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>>3873578
"HM? Why?"
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/15/19(Tue)15:14:54 No.3873597
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/15/19(Tue)15:14:54 No.3873597
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3873585
Can't have some guy who hides his eyes take my money, my dad always said
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/15/19(Tue)15:17:42 No.3873600
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/15/19(Tue)15:17:42 No.3873600
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3873585

Because I want to see your hairstyle.
>>
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)15:20:18 No.3873606
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>>3873600
"I uh, rather not. My hat's there to hide a huge bald spot. It's quite weird looking"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)15:22:05 No.3873610
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)15:22:05 No.3873610
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3873606
So does mine
>Take off my hat that reveals brains in a jar with several tubes
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/15/19(Tue)15:24:06 No.3873613
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/15/19(Tue)15:24:06 No.3873613
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3873606
But me cowboy dad always said bald people are not to be trusted.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)15:27:11 No.3873623
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>>3873613
"What do your dad have against bald people?"
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/15/19(Tue)15:29:32 No.3873630
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/15/19(Tue)15:29:32 No.3873630
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3873623
A lot of things like how they steal haSNATCH HIS HAT AWAY NOW
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)15:31:08 No.3873637
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)15:31:08 No.3873637
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3873623
That was a joke, I don't have a dad...BANDIT NOW!!!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)15:35:15 No.3873645
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)15:35:15 No.3873645
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3873630
ROLL 2D100
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)15:35:56 No.3873648
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)15:35:56 No.3873648
Rolled 29, 50 = 79 (2d100)

>>3873645
BANDIT GO!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)15:43:05 No.3873659
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>>3873648
OH SHIT
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)15:43:53 No.3873661
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)15:43:53 No.3873661
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3873659
Bandit slaps OP and makes him draw the real scene
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/15/19(Tue)15:46:10 No.3873666
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/15/19(Tue)15:46:10 No.3873666
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3873659
That was Bandit's thought before he punches Chester to death
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)15:50:45 No.3873672
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>>3873661
SHIT OH
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)15:52:33 No.3873680
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)15:52:33 No.3873680
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3873672
Now back to reality of him just snatching his hat, maybe some day Bandit, maybe some day
>>
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/15/19(Tue)15:54:32 No.3873684
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/15/19(Tue)15:54:32 No.3873684
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3873672
Don't notice it, just suddenly see Chester dead with a hole in his chest
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)15:57:24 No.3873689
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)15:57:24 No.3873689
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>>3873680
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)15:59:00 No.3873692
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)15:59:00 No.3873692
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3873689
AHA...not sure what I was gonna gain from it
>>
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/15/19(Tue)16:01:27 No.3873698
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/15/19(Tue)16:01:27 No.3873698
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3873689
He's wearing a bandit mask!
>>
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)16:04:06 No.3873702
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>>3873692
"Not a fucking discount. That's for damn sure"
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)16:05:40 No.3873708
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)16:05:40 No.3873708
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3873702
Use our cyber eyes to analyze his hatless face
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)16:13:00 No.3873722
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/15/19(Tue)16:13:00 No.3873722
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>>3873708

Wow. He really is super bald under there
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/15/19(Tue)16:16:36 No.3873730
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/15/19(Tue)16:16:36 No.3873730
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3873722
Literally everyone else has figured it out by now and are just waiting for Fester to catch up
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)16:20:38 No.3873738
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>>3873730

TL note: Bork means "Of course, it's so simple. This guy is actually an Alliance agent, sent here to sabotage our crew's mechs. When I snatched his hat away inside it was an Alliance logo. Also Fester secretly likes to watch romantic teen comedies and cry to himself.
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/15/19(Tue)16:22:43 No.3873741
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/15/19(Tue)16:22:43 No.3873741
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3873738
Unfortunately, Fester has the brain of a walnut.
>>
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)16:31:24 No.3873755
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)16:31:24 No.3873755
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3873738
I see, also its COWBOY romantic teen comedies...all 3 of them...either way CHESTER WINCHESTER, I KNOW YOU AND LESTER WINCHESTER ARE AT CAHOOTS AGAINST US!!!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/15/19(Tue)16:31:26 No.3873756
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>>3873741
Which lead to Fester deciding to, eh, let the guy work his magic. It's a mech upgrade you got from the internet. HOw bad could it be?

The answer is that it's so bad that thread will continue in about 24 hours or something. Communist overlords do not support giant robots.
>>
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)16:57:19 No.3873808
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)16:57:19 No.3873808
OP is dead again isn't he?
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Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV)
10/15/19(Tue)18:36:19 No.3874053
Anonymous (ID: ix8IhXKV) 10/15/19(Tue)18:36:19 No.3874053
>>3873808
Fucking hell, why is autoupdate not working?
>>
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/17/19(Thu)10:41:38 No.3876379
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/17/19(Thu)10:41:38 No.3876379
continuing tomorrow-ish. Hope nothing happens!
>>
Anonymous (ID: gBzmGqFF)
10/17/19(Thu)11:14:15 No.3876411
Anonymous (ID: gBzmGqFF) 10/17/19(Thu)11:14:15 No.3876411
>>3876379
op, that's a deathflag
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/17/19(Thu)11:30:57 No.3876429
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/17/19(Thu)11:30:57 No.3876429
>>3876411
>>3876411
What's the worst that could happen
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Anonymous (ID: gBzmGqFF)
10/17/19(Thu)11:35:20 No.3876435
Anonymous (ID: gBzmGqFF) 10/17/19(Thu)11:35:20 No.3876435
>>3876429
Internet cuts off
all of it
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/18/19(Fri)11:05:24 No.3877918
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/18/19(Fri)11:05:24 No.3877918
>>3876429
fester dies again
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/18/19(Fri)11:12:13 No.3877924
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/18/19(Fri)11:12:13 No.3877924
>>3877918
he said worst, not best
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)11:55:01 No.3877948
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/18/19(Fri)11:55:01 No.3877948
>>3877924
pls
>>
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/18/19(Fri)12:16:39 No.3877970
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/18/19(Fri)12:16:39 No.3877970
>>3877948
now?
>>
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)12:35:35 No.3877991
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/18/19(Fri)12:35:35 No.3877991
>>3877970
20 minutes
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)12:58:04 No.3878008
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/18/19(Fri)12:58:04 No.3878008
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Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA)
10/18/19(Fri)13:06:13 No.3878015
Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA) 10/18/19(Fri)13:06:13 No.3878015
>>3878008
Fucking shit where are we?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)13:08:04 No.3878016
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>>3878015
>>3878015
Of course, of course. You were about to let the totally not shady mechanic, Chester, upgrade the MArshal
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/18/19(Fri)13:08:52 No.3878018
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/18/19(Fri)13:08:52 No.3878018
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3878016
totally not lester at all
>>
Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA)
10/18/19(Fri)13:09:16 No.3878019
Anonymous (ID: l/CTz4eA) 10/18/19(Fri)13:09:16 No.3878019
>>3878016
Oh man how many bitcoins did we pay for this upgrade?
GET TO WORK CHESTER!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)13:11:02 No.3878021
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>>3878018
Totally
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/18/19(Fri)13:15:56 No.3878025
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/18/19(Fri)13:15:56 No.3878025
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3878021
wait, I just remembered...BALD PEOPLE ARE EVIL
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)13:17:32 No.3878027
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/18/19(Fri)13:17:32 No.3878027
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>>3878025
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/18/19(Fri)13:18:20 No.3878028
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/18/19(Fri)13:18:20 No.3878028
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3878027
Shoot at Lester's hat now!
>>
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/18/19(Fri)13:19:02 No.3878029
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/18/19(Fri)13:19:02 No.3878029
>>3878028
I mean CHESTER...yes
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)13:33:53 No.3878036
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/18/19(Fri)13:33:53 No.3878036
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3878028
Rowl 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/18/19(Fri)13:35:21 No.3878038
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/18/19(Fri)13:35:21 No.3878038
Rolled 68, 86 = 154 (2d100)

>>3878036
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)13:38:07 No.3878042
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>>3878038
You shot his hat off!

Rude
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Anonymous (ID: 6bUwDT+l)
10/18/19(Fri)13:39:14 No.3878043
Anonymous (ID: 6bUwDT+l) 10/18/19(Fri)13:39:14 No.3878043
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3878042
BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)13:41:36 No.3878044
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>>3878043

"You're a cyborg, Fester. You don't even have real hair"
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/18/19(Fri)13:43:42 No.3878045
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/18/19(Fri)13:43:42 No.3878045
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3878044
At least I HAVE hair!
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/18/19(Fri)13:44:31 No.3878046
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/18/19(Fri)13:44:31 No.3878046
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3878044
BADLY MC BALDY SCARY NO LIKE
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)13:56:06 No.3878050
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>>3878046

"Come now, Fester. Is that anyway to talk to...YOUR OWN BROTHER?!" Chester rips off his face to reveal an entire evil space cowboy costume underneath!
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Anonymous (ID: 6bUwDT+l)
10/18/19(Fri)13:58:38 No.3878054
Anonymous (ID: 6bUwDT+l) 10/18/19(Fri)13:58:38 No.3878054
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3878050
[gasps in cyborg]
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/18/19(Fri)13:58:44 No.3878055
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/18/19(Fri)13:58:44 No.3878055
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3878050
hi
>>
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)14:01:07 No.3878056
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/18/19(Fri)14:01:07 No.3878056
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>>3878054
01100111 01100001 01110011 01110000
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Anonymous (ID: 6bUwDT+l)
10/18/19(Fri)14:07:44 No.3878058
Anonymous (ID: 6bUwDT+l) 10/18/19(Fri)14:07:44 No.3878058
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3878056
Everybody else jumps him.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)14:13:55 No.3878061
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>>3878058
"FOOLS! YOU THINK I'D ALLOW MYSELF TO GET JUMPED?!"

Then the ship is rocked by an explosion!

"WARNING. HULL BREACHED" Announced the ship AI
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/18/19(Fri)14:14:45 No.3878063
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/18/19(Fri)14:14:45 No.3878063
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3878061
>get knocked back
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/18/19(Fri)14:16:55 No.3878064
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/18/19(Fri)14:16:55 No.3878064
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3878061
binary ×10
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)14:24:25 No.3878070
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>>3878064
As the hull is breached, he climbed into some kinda mech and blasted off before the crew can get their bearings. By the time the Black Horse puts up its shield to stop the vacuum of space, he's already out of firing range.

All you can say is: 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00001010 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/18/19(Fri)14:27:13 No.3878072
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/18/19(Fri)14:27:13 No.3878072
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3878070
bang fist in the ground, crying tears of cyborg, wails of cyborg, was i cyborg all along!?
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/18/19(Fri)14:34:26 No.3878077
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/18/19(Fri)14:34:26 No.3878077
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3878070
Oh great, now he can only speak in binary
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)14:36:52 No.3878080
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>>3878072
"No Fester, you were only a cyborg since you died the first time"
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/18/19(Fri)14:38:06 No.3878082
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/18/19(Fri)14:38:06 No.3878082
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3878080
BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW I WASNT A CONVINCING CYBORG THEN!? IT FELT SO REAAAAAL!
>>
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)14:45:29 No.3878085
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>>3878082
"Does it really matter?"
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/18/19(Fri)14:46:17 No.3878086
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/18/19(Fri)14:46:17 No.3878086
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3878085
"No." - everyone else
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)14:52:47 No.3878090
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>>3878086
"YEah. Nobody cares if you're a cyborg or not"

"Dai's a cyborg and that doesn't change anything"

"In our time, cyberization is the norm. Cyborgs aren't even a minority"

"One day I will kill Edward and avenge the cause"
>>
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/18/19(Fri)14:55:21 No.3878095
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/18/19(Fri)14:55:21 No.3878095
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3878090
GET IN OUR MECH AND CHASE AFTER LESTER
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)14:58:46 No.3878100
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/18/19(Fri)14:58:46 No.3878100
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>>3878095
"Alone?"
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Anonymous (ID: eV3zloBi)
10/18/19(Fri)15:01:46 No.3878105
Anonymous (ID: eV3zloBi) 10/18/19(Fri)15:01:46 No.3878105
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3878100
Yes.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)15:21:03 No.3878123
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>>3878105
"Alright, call for backup or retreat if needed"
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/18/19(Fri)15:34:19 No.3878142
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/18/19(Fri)15:34:19 No.3878142
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3878123
Lester's waiting for us in an asteroid field
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)15:43:46 No.3878151
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/18/19(Fri)15:43:46 No.3878151
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>>3878142
Sure this is not an obvious trap
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/18/19(Fri)15:46:13 No.3878158
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/18/19(Fri)15:46:13 No.3878158
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3878151
Go in even though it might be a trap
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/18/19(Fri)15:53:11 No.3878171
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/18/19(Fri)15:53:11 No.3878171
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3878151
It is a trap, but Lester's not exactly a genius either
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/18/19(Fri)16:14:22 No.3878205
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/18/19(Fri)16:14:22 No.3878205
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3878151
A Boy has a right to dream...
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/18/19(Fri)16:26:24 No.3878227
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>>3878205
What's he dreaming about?Who knows. OP tore his asshole open again due to a massive shit. 12 hours is needed for the anus to heal
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/18/19(Fri)17:31:58 No.3878331
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/18/19(Fri)17:31:58 No.3878331
>>3878227
come on OP keep running
just apply lotion to your ass
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Anonymous (ID: nRQCiITn)
10/19/19(Sat)01:45:10 No.3879186
Anonymous (ID: nRQCiITn) 10/19/19(Sat)01:45:10 No.3879186
>>3878205
God I love Outlaw Star.
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/19/19(Sat)06:25:53 No.3879373
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/19/19(Sat)06:25:53 No.3879373
>>3878227
>12 hours
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/19/19(Sat)06:40:02 No.3879381
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/19/19(Sat)06:40:02 No.3879381
>slept through first bread
>wake up just in time for second one
>it's not happening
OP why
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)06:47:21 No.3879387
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)06:47:21 No.3879387
>>3879381
Communists banned clocks
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)11:49:39 No.3879579
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>>3879387
>>3879381
>>3879373
Much apologies, the gulag doesn't have any watches
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Anonymous (ID: N/Nv9oms)
10/19/19(Sat)11:52:10 No.3879581
Anonymous (ID: N/Nv9oms) 10/19/19(Sat)11:52:10 No.3879581
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3879579
Eat a sandwich
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)11:54:12 No.3879584
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)11:54:12 No.3879584
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3879579
>>3879581
no punch a sandwich
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)11:55:16 No.3879586
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)11:55:16 No.3879586
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>>3879581
Oh, I have your sandwich right here
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)12:03:59 No.3879598
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)12:03:59 No.3879598
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3879586
BROTHEEEER! Are you an orphan too?
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Anonymous (ID: aWJ/AMgb)
10/19/19(Sat)12:04:09 No.3879599
Anonymous (ID: aWJ/AMgb) 10/19/19(Sat)12:04:09 No.3879599
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3879586
DONT GO ITS A TRAP!!!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)12:06:32 No.3879602
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)12:06:32 No.3879602
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>>3879599
But it has bacon in it. You like bacon dontchu Fester?
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)12:07:54 No.3879603
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)12:07:54 No.3879603
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3879602
ye wont tempt me succubus!
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)12:07:56 No.3879604
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)12:07:56 No.3879604
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3879602
I can't eat bacon, Cowboy God knows I tried
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)12:12:52 No.3879616
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)12:12:52 No.3879616
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>>3879604
Oh but this is special bacon, that can be eaten by cyborrrrgs
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)12:13:17 No.3879618
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)12:13:17 No.3879618
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3879616
Prove it, throw it over here
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)12:21:28 No.3879627
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)12:21:28 No.3879627
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>>3879618
Hey man, we're in space. If I throw it it'll be lost
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/19/19(Sat)12:23:36 No.3879631
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/19/19(Sat)12:23:36 No.3879631
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3879627
DON'T DO IT IT'S A DISGUISE OF YOUR EVIL BROTHER
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)12:24:52 No.3879633
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)12:24:52 No.3879633
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3879627
op, where is the beef?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)12:26:57 No.3879636
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)12:26:57 No.3879636
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>>3879631
"I see you're not COMPLETELY retarded. Not quite yet"
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Anonymous (ID: aWJ/AMgb)
10/19/19(Sat)12:27:40 No.3879639
Anonymous (ID: aWJ/AMgb) 10/19/19(Sat)12:27:40 No.3879639
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3879636
"Soon."
(Fester actually means "I'll get you soon")
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)12:28:33 No.3879641
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)12:28:33 No.3879641
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3879636
dont worry I have enough to go around dear brother......
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/19/19(Sat)12:28:45 No.3879642
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/19/19(Sat)12:28:45 No.3879642
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3879636
shut up texas-worshipping evil me
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)12:29:05 No.3879644
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)12:29:05 No.3879644
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Rolled 39 (1d150)

>>3879639
"We'll see"

Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)12:29:43 No.3879646
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)12:29:43 No.3879646
Rolled 9, 55 = 64 (2d100)

>>3879644
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Anonymous (ID: aWJ/AMgb)
10/19/19(Sat)12:31:11 No.3879649
Anonymous (ID: aWJ/AMgb) 10/19/19(Sat)12:31:11 No.3879649
Rolled 88, 95 = 183 (2d100)

>>3879644
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)12:37:34 No.3879658
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)12:37:34 No.3879658
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>>3879649

Nice! You avoided his lasso!
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)12:39:09 No.3879661
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)12:39:09 No.3879661
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3879658
Now I shoot his knees
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/19/19(Sat)12:39:27 No.3879663
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/19/19(Sat)12:39:27 No.3879663
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3879658
Only someone who follows the anti-cowboy texas would do this
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)12:39:52 No.3879664
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)12:39:52 No.3879664
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3879658
Throw spiral hat toss. Like Kung loa but call it cowboy hoedown
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)12:42:18 No.3879668
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)12:42:18 No.3879668
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>>3879663
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)12:43:35 No.3879670
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)12:43:35 No.3879670
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3879668
We must destroy him! Shoot his gun!
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)12:43:54 No.3879671
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)12:43:54 No.3879671
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3879664
>>3879668
Imma cowboy babeh
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)12:48:49 No.3879677
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)12:48:49 No.3879677
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Rolled 110 (1d150)

>>3879670

Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)12:50:46 No.3879679
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)12:50:46 No.3879679
Rolled 34, 23 = 57 (2d100)

>>3879677
Darnation
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)12:51:15 No.3879680
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)12:51:15 No.3879680
Rolled 28, 44 = 72 (2d100)

>>3879677
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)12:53:51 No.3879685
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)12:53:51 No.3879685
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>>3879679
oh no
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Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI)
10/19/19(Sat)12:54:45 No.3879687
Anonymous (ID: hCIDKFxI) 10/19/19(Sat)12:54:45 No.3879687
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3879685
How did he get those d150s
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)12:54:57 No.3879688
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)12:54:57 No.3879688
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3879685
Catch it
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Anonymous (ID: oWBf2wvU)
10/19/19(Sat)12:57:16 No.3879691
Anonymous (ID: oWBf2wvU) 10/19/19(Sat)12:57:16 No.3879691
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3879685
PULL OUT OTHER GUN
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)12:58:18 No.3879692
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)12:58:18 No.3879692
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3879688
>>3879688
Roll 2d100 against the universe
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/19/19(Sat)12:59:26 No.3879694
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/19/19(Sat)12:59:26 No.3879694
Rolled 79, 93 = 172 (2d100)

>>3879692
>we were supposed to hunt down the last bounty
>instead we are now fighting our brother for some reason
Are we doomed to walk this path for all eternity
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)12:59:41 No.3879695
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)12:59:41 No.3879695
Rolled 42, 59 = 101 (2d100)

>>3879692
Come ooon
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)13:07:44 No.3879705
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)13:07:44 No.3879705
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>>3879694
The bounty also has you as HIS target. He'll come for you eventually
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)13:09:44 No.3879709
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)13:09:44 No.3879709
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3879705
call him names under yourbreath
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)13:09:49 No.3879710
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)13:09:49 No.3879710
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3879705
Shoot his hat off
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/19/19(Sat)13:10:10 No.3879712
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/19/19(Sat)13:10:10 No.3879712
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3879705
Wasn't it a setup in the first place or whatever Edward said
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)13:19:33 No.3879739
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)13:19:33 No.3879739
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>>3879709
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)13:21:39 No.3879741
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)13:21:39 No.3879741
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3879739
Say, didn't marshal have grenades or something like that?
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/19/19(Sat)13:23:02 No.3879742
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/19/19(Sat)13:23:02 No.3879742
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3879739
take a wild potshot that kills him in one hit
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)13:29:37 No.3879757
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)13:29:37 No.3879757
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>>3879741
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/19/19(Sat)13:32:03 No.3879761
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/19/19(Sat)13:32:03 No.3879761
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3879757
hey we haven't even seen his mech. is he...behind us!
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)13:32:42 No.3879762
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)13:32:42 No.3879762
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3879757
Throw 'em, and shoot at him at the same time, he can't do two things at the same time
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)13:35:55 No.3879769
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>>3879762
Wait....then can YOU do two things at the same time?
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Anonymous (ID: aWJ/AMgb)
10/19/19(Sat)13:37:11 No.3879772
Anonymous (ID: aWJ/AMgb) 10/19/19(Sat)13:37:11 No.3879772
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3879769
Yeah, we trained for many years back when we were a child with no parents to tell him to do his homework.
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)13:40:59 No.3879781
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)13:40:59 No.3879781
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3879769
We have robot brain and hat plenty of practice throwing rocks AND shooting nerf gun at that weird weeb girl that was running along the trees in the orphanage
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)13:43:54 No.3879788
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)13:43:54 No.3879788
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Rolled 77 (1d150)

>>3879772

Roll 2d100!

You got a +20 bonus!
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/19/19(Sat)13:44:24 No.3879790
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/19/19(Sat)13:44:24 No.3879790
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3879769
try rubbing your belly while patting your head
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/19/19(Sat)13:45:26 No.3879792
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/19/19(Sat)13:45:26 No.3879792
Rolled 20, 75 = 95 (2d100)

>>3879788
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)13:45:38 No.3879795
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)13:45:38 No.3879795
Rolled 76, 30 = 106 (2d100)

>>3879788
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)13:51:09 No.3879808
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)13:51:09 No.3879808
Rolled 89, 62 = 151 (2d100)

>>3879788
HOLD ON CAN I STILL SAVE THIS?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)13:51:35 No.3879812
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)13:51:35 No.3879812
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>>3879795
*teleports behind u*

"psssh, nuthin personel, kid"
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)13:52:42 No.3879816
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)13:52:42 No.3879816
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3879812
Shoot behind us
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)13:54:34 No.3879822
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)13:54:34 No.3879822
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3879812
USE THE MARSHAL KICK AND KICK HIM BACK LIKE A HORSE WOULD
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/19/19(Sat)13:57:20 No.3879825
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/19/19(Sat)13:57:20 No.3879825
Rolled 18, 6 = 24 (2d100)

>>3879812
"not the anti-cyborg emp!"
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)13:59:36 No.3879827
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)13:59:36 No.3879827
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Rolled 137 (1d150)

>>3879822
>>3879822
ROLL 2D100
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)14:00:16 No.3879829
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)14:00:16 No.3879829
Rolled 18, 42 = 60 (2d100)

>>3879827
WHERE'S THE BONUS NIGGA
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/19/19(Sat)14:01:14 No.3879834
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/19/19(Sat)14:01:14 No.3879834
Rolled 16, 51 = 67 (2d100)

>>3879827
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)14:01:23 No.3879835
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)14:01:23 No.3879835
Rolled 6, 98 = 104 (2d100)

>>3879827
Why does Dice God hate us so much?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)14:03:06 No.3879841
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)14:03:06 No.3879841
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>>3879829
It's down here in my basement
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)14:03:55 No.3879847
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)14:03:55 No.3879847
>>3879841
Shine flashlight
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)14:04:04 No.3879850
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)14:04:04 No.3879850
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3879841
>go into OP's basement for the bonus for our dice roll
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)14:08:12 No.3879873
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)14:08:12 No.3879873
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3879847
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)14:13:48 No.3879883
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)14:13:48 No.3879883
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>>3879873
>>3879873
>>3879873
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)14:14:58 No.3879887
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)14:14:58 No.3879887
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3879883
Where's the loicense for that gun?
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)14:15:39 No.3879890
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)14:15:39 No.3879890
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3879883
Get back to the story, OP
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)14:16:03 No.3879894
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)14:16:03 No.3879894
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3879883
rape the op
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)14:25:42 No.3879928
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)14:25:42 No.3879928
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>>3879890

CLANG! Your kick hits something big and heavy!
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)14:26:22 No.3879930
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)14:26:22 No.3879930
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3879928
Look behind us to see what we kicked
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)14:40:01 No.3879967
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>>3879930
>>3879930
A coffin. This dude got a giant coffin as his mech's shield
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)14:40:50 No.3879968
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)14:40:50 No.3879968
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3879967
Aw shit, that's cool but also aw shit
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)14:48:54 No.3879989
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)14:48:54 No.3879989
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3879967
Hey cool...who are you?
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)14:55:54 No.3880012
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)14:55:54 No.3880012
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3d879967
pry open the coffin
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)14:57:23 No.3880019
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)14:57:23 No.3880019
>>3879967
the hell? >>3880012
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/19/19(Sat)14:59:34 No.3880030
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/19/19(Sat)14:59:34 No.3880030
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3879967
tell him he looks like a red
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)15:01:07 No.3880037
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)15:01:07 No.3880037
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>>3879989

"Me?...I....am your BROTHER!"
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)15:02:09 No.3880041
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)15:02:09 No.3880041
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3880037
engage in gun fight duel with your brother by hiding between the asteroids
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)15:02:37 No.3880044
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)15:02:37 No.3880044
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3880037
Lester proceeds to go on a monologue about his past. Killing our parents, wiping memories, noogies, that sort of thing.
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)15:02:48 No.3880045
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)15:02:48 No.3880045
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3880037
Hey wait, how can you know that? I was orphaned as long as I remembered, even my surname wasn't known, I picked it myself when learned about cowboys...
Then I grab his long ass revolver and try to take it away
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/19/19(Sat)15:04:05 No.3880052
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/19/19(Sat)15:04:05 No.3880052
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3880037
thought your outlaw would be more cowboy-like. wanna end this with a quickdraw at high noon?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)15:10:01 No.3880071
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)15:10:01 No.3880071
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Rolled 36 (1d150)

>>3880045
"Correct, Fester. As long as you remembered. You fell on your head after I murdered our parents, losing your memories! Your Winchester name wasn't random. It was merely hidden in your empty-ass skull before your subconcious called out, and no--- Oh you got me monologuing"

Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)15:10:57 No.3880074
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)15:10:57 No.3880074
Rolled 69, 16 = 85 (2d100)

>>3880071
"Damn right, I did."
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)15:11:28 No.3880078
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)15:11:28 No.3880078
Rolled 19, 54 = 73 (2d100)

>>3880071
That raises more questions, how old even are you?
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)15:12:05 No.3880079
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)15:12:05 No.3880079
Rolled 80, 188 = 268 (2d200)

>>3880071
THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO STRIKE
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)15:13:07 No.3880084
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)15:13:07 No.3880084
Rolled 72, 13 = 85 (2d100)

>>3880079
>>3880071
oops I was using edward's dice, my bad
here's my reroll
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)15:22:28 No.3880113
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)15:22:28 No.3880113
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>>3880084
Oof! He smacks you with it
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)15:24:09 No.3880117
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)15:24:09 No.3880117
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3880113
Damn! Hide between the asteroids and engage him guerilla style!
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)15:24:11 No.3880118
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)15:24:11 No.3880118
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3880113
Mechanic calls out on an open frequency, telling Lester her boyfriend not to kill Fester
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)15:24:47 No.3880122
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)15:24:47 No.3880122
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3880113
Try to shoot his face then
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)15:35:19 No.3880159
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)15:35:19 No.3880159
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>>3880118
"THAT FUCKER WHO BLEW A HOLE IN MY SHIP IS YOUR WHAT?"

"captain pls, calm down"
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/19/19(Sat)15:38:10 No.3880167
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/19/19(Sat)15:38:10 No.3880167
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3880159
Wait until fester hears of this he will despauir
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)15:40:48 No.3880174
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)15:40:48 No.3880174
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3880159
Fester goes Berserk!
Fester uses IT'S HIGH NOON!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)15:42:30 No.3880186
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)15:42:30 No.3880186
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>>3880167
Oh wait. This is an open channel

"YOU'VE BEEN WITH HIM FOR FUCKING HOWWWWWW LONG?!"

"C'mon, he showed me his sensitive side and we hit off real good. And we've been chatting eachother ever since"

"SO THAT'S HOW THEY KNOW OUR LOCATION EVERY TIME?"

"What? No. All the messages are encrypted to look like they're sent from Mars"
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)15:47:30 No.3880202
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)15:47:30 No.3880202
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3880186
Fester remembers Dai telling him there's someone for everyone. Fester recovers.

Fester starts ricocheting his shots off the asteroids, negating Lester's coffin shield.
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/19/19(Sat)15:47:40 No.3880205
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/19/19(Sat)15:47:40 No.3880205
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3880186
SHOOT
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)15:59:56 No.3880245
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)15:59:56 No.3880245
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>>3880205
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)16:00:45 No.3880249
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)16:00:45 No.3880249
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3880245
>>3880202
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/19/19(Sat)16:05:43 No.3880271
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/19/19(Sat)16:05:43 No.3880271
>>3880245
JUST DO IT
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/19/19(Sat)16:06:31 No.3880275
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/19/19(Sat)16:06:31 No.3880275
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3880245

Bandit pulling away his gun and instead give him a banana instead.
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)16:07:40 No.3880281
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)16:07:40 No.3880281
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3880245
JUST FUCKING DO IT
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)16:11:00 No.3880292
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)16:11:00 No.3880292
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Rolled 138 (1d150)

>>3880249
1d100 , do it!
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)16:12:23 No.3880294
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)16:12:23 No.3880294
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3880292
Nope, dice god hates us, like a LOT
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Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8)
10/19/19(Sat)16:13:16 No.3880296
Anonymous (ID: m29qXcn8) 10/19/19(Sat)16:13:16 No.3880296
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3880292
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)16:13:31 No.3880298
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)16:13:31 No.3880298
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3880292
Apparently Lester can't READ THE FUCKING ROOM!
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)16:14:51 No.3880302
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)16:14:51 No.3880302
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3880292
nah just shoot ourselves
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)16:15:07 No.3880303
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)16:15:07 No.3880303
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>>3880294
"Yeah I actually don't really have a preference of pirates over cowboys. It's specifically Fester that I dislike"
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)16:16:59 No.3880308
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)16:16:59 No.3880308
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3880303
Well at least we have Jester to help us out as Edward is too busy yelling at mechanic
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)16:17:15 No.3880309
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)16:17:15 No.3880309
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3880303
If I roll above 70, dice god doesn't hate us
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)16:20:33 No.3880313
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)16:20:33 No.3880313
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3880303
Lure Lester into arc of the Black Horse's main gun, then have Ed fire so we can use his dice.

>>3880309
Well at least it's official
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)16:34:55 No.3880357
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)16:34:55 No.3880357
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>>3880308
Whooosh
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)16:35:48 No.3880363
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)16:35:48 No.3880363
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3880357
JESTER, COME DISTRACT HIM WHILE I GO IN FOR AN ATTACK!
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/19/19(Sat)16:36:46 No.3880370
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/19/19(Sat)16:36:46 No.3880370
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3880357
combo our brother
We will kill him and then claim mechanic for ourselves. As is custom in the ancient Winchester bloodline ranging back 5000 years
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)16:37:31 No.3880373
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)16:37:31 No.3880373
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3880357
Okay J, now we make up our own wombo combo like the one I have with Edward!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)16:46:34 No.3880392
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)16:46:34 No.3880392
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>>3880363
"Alright! Look for an opening!"
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)16:47:15 No.3880394
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)16:47:15 No.3880394
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3880392
Bring out our rifle and try to line up a headshot!
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)16:50:16 No.3880402
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)16:50:16 No.3880402
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3880392
His mech has no legs, so a shot up his coat/skirt should be devastating.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)16:59:30 No.3880424
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)16:59:30 No.3880424
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Rolled 94 (1d150)

>>3880394
Some would ask, hey OP, isn't that rifle designed changed? Ya forgot how it looked or something?

And the answer is...yes.

Roll 2d100

Beeing distracted reduces Lester's result by 20
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)17:00:07 No.3880425
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)17:00:07 No.3880425
Rolled 94, 9 = 103 (2d100)

>>3880424
.... It's gonna be a clutch shot but I think we got this!
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)17:00:18 No.3880427
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)17:00:18 No.3880427
Rolled 91, 28 = 119 (2d100)

>>3880424
Dice God whyyyyyyy
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)17:01:10 No.3880430
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)17:01:10 No.3880430
>>3880425
>>3880427
MORE NIGGAS ROLL REAL QUICK WE JUST NEED TO BEAT 74 ON OUR SECOND ROLL
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)17:01:55 No.3880434
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)17:01:55 No.3880434
Rolled 78, 82 = 160 (2d100)

>>3880424
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)17:02:41 No.3880438
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>>3880425
"No you don't"

dangit
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)17:02:53 No.3880439
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)17:02:53 No.3880439
>>3880430
Doubt its gonna happen with those90's in the begginin
>>3880434
Oh come on!
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)17:03:26 No.3880440
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)17:03:26 No.3880440
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3880438
come on dice god, give us another chance pard'ner
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)17:04:54 No.3880444
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)17:04:54 No.3880444
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3880438
What did we ever do to you oh mighty?
Either way, he's too fast, Jester! Any tricks your mech can do?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)17:08:52 No.3880452
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>>3880440
"Hush now. No chances. Only tears"
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)17:09:33 No.3880456
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)17:09:33 No.3880456
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3880452
damn, it just show the result
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)17:10:16 No.3880462
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)17:10:16 No.3880462
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3880452
Welp, might as well try to shoot him normally since we have it up, Jester, how you holding up?
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)17:11:05 No.3880468
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)17:11:05 No.3880468
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3880452
Lester's henchmen, easily killable mook suits, pop out from behind the asteroids (we need to get Fester's kill count up)
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)17:15:56 No.3880488
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>>3880462
Jester is punching the asteroids at Lester
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Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP)
10/19/19(Sat)17:17:18 No.3880498
Anonymous (ID: zZijr2AP) 10/19/19(Sat)17:17:18 No.3880498
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3880488
use... SPIRAL POWER
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)17:17:43 No.3880501
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)17:17:43 No.3880501
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3880488
Alright, good enough, we shot Lester at the same time, trying to get his...whatever propels his mech
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/19/19(Sat)17:18:10 No.3880504
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/19/19(Sat)17:18:10 No.3880504
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3880488

Wait... what is that mysterious mecha that came out from our ship...?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)17:21:45 No.3880519
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)17:21:45 No.3880519
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>>3880504
HMM?!
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)17:23:01 No.3880523
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)17:23:01 No.3880523
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3880519
Oh what the hell?
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/19/19(Sat)17:26:28 No.3880532
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/19/19(Sat)17:26:28 No.3880532
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3880519

The janitor are piloting his own retro mecha with retro music theme!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)17:27:18 No.3880533
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>>3880523
Wait, maybe your eye is jsut foggy, let's give em a scrub
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)17:27:51 No.3880538
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)17:27:51 No.3880538
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3880533
ALRIGHT TAKE A CLOSER LOOK NOW
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)17:28:15 No.3880540
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)17:28:15 No.3880540
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3880533
Alright, now IS there a mystery mech or no?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)17:34:01 No.3880558
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)17:34:01 No.3880558
>>3880540
OH MY GOD! IT'S....

A. Bandit in his secretly made mech!
B. Edward in a newly upgraded Davey Jones
C. Anastasia the rebel inside a salvaged rebel mech
D. The Mechanic, given a chance for redemption by Edward.
E. Heath and Cliff in their Axe Wielding mecha
F. In his rage, Edward has unlocked Super Edward Mode and has become the ultimate being
G. Your were mistaken
H. This space for rent
I. It's a new companion mech for the Marshal that Edward secretly commissioned for you
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)17:35:03 No.3880561
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)17:35:03 No.3880561
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>>3880558
whoops, lost the pic
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)17:36:56 No.3880580
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)17:36:56 No.3880580
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3880558
>No Dai now has her own mech
You disappoint me, either way A, the B.O.R.K a small dog mech with a laser turret in its mouth
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)17:38:11 No.3880585
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)17:38:11 No.3880585
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3880558
E. Heath and Cliff in their Axe Wielding mecha
LET'S GO
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)17:41:45 No.3880599
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)17:41:45 No.3880599
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>>3880580
Fine, fine
A. Bandit in his secretly made mech!
B. Edward in a newly upgraded Davey Jones
C. Anastasia the rebel inside a salvaged rebel mech
D. The Mechanic, given a chance for redemption by Edward.
E. Heath and Cliff in their Axe Wielding mecha
F. In his rage, Edward has unlocked Super Edward Mode and has become the ultimate being
G. Your were mistaken
H. Dai in a ninja mech
I. It's a new companion mech for the Marshal that Edward secretly commissioned for you
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/19/19(Sat)17:44:16 No.3880608
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/19/19(Sat)17:44:16 No.3880608
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3880599
>E
Those two fuckers don't get enough screen time. Lets find some or boot them out of the ship
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)17:50:03 No.3880623
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)17:50:03 No.3880623
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3880599
>>3880608
E.
let's go pard'ner
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/19/19(Sat)17:50:05 No.3880625
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/19/19(Sat)17:50:05 No.3880625
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3880599

I agreed this >>3880608
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)17:51:02 No.3880629
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)17:51:02 No.3880629
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3880599
>>3880608
Yeee
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)17:57:41 No.3880639
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)17:57:41 No.3880639
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>>3880608
oh shit
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)18:03:12 No.3880655
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)18:03:12 No.3880655
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3880639
That's pretty big...so anyone has a plan? So far my idea is Jester tackling my bro into asteroid, me shooting im in the chest while he's down and you guys chopping off his arms, I really want him taken alive "so do I" says Mechanic
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)18:10:14 No.3880677
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)18:10:14 No.3880677
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Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3880655
"BACK TO THE BRIG WITH YOU. WHO LET HER OUT?! WAS THAT YOU ANASTASIA?!"

"Yeah pretty much. This is a psychological attack, space pirate scum"

"GODDAMNIT"

Anyway roll 2d100

The plan gives you a +45 bonus
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/19/19(Sat)18:11:16 No.3880678
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/19/19(Sat)18:11:16 No.3880678
Rolled 6, 99 = 105 (2d100)

>>3880677
You are already dead
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)18:11:29 No.3880679
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)18:11:29 No.3880679
Rolled 88, 93 = 181 (2d100)

>>3880677
JOIN US BROTHER!
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)18:11:35 No.3880681
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)18:11:35 No.3880681
Rolled 82, 21 = 103 (2d100)

>>3880677
Try not to kill 'er, lets go!
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/19/19(Sat)18:11:53 No.3880683
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/19/19(Sat)18:11:53 No.3880683
>>3880678

HORY SHET!!!
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)18:22:44 No.3880705
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)18:22:44 No.3880705
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>>3880679

The plan goes off without a hitch! Lester is SLAMMED into an asteroid by JEster, the Justiciar then moved out of the way so you can pepper Lester's mech with bullets. Then Heath and Cliff comes in and chops off both the mech's arms!
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)18:25:20 No.3880713
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)18:25:20 No.3880713
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3880705
Now we grab his head and take him to the Black Horse
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/19/19(Sat)18:27:18 No.3880716
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/19/19(Sat)18:27:18 No.3880716
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3880705
Go for a finishing move. A killing move.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)18:28:46 No.3880724
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)18:28:46 No.3880724
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Rolled 147 (1d150)

>>3880713
>>3880713
Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: 6bUwDT+l)
10/19/19(Sat)18:29:39 No.3880727
Anonymous (ID: 6bUwDT+l) 10/19/19(Sat)18:29:39 No.3880727
>>3880724
What in the goddamn?
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)18:30:01 No.3880729
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)18:30:01 No.3880729
Rolled 68, 100 = 168 (2d100)

>>3880724
Oh ffs
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)18:32:54 No.3880738
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)18:32:54 No.3880738
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>>3880729
You ripped out the head!
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Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm)
10/19/19(Sat)18:33:32 No.3880741
Anonymous (ID: QoXoRikm) 10/19/19(Sat)18:33:32 No.3880741
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3880738
And the other one
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)18:33:47 No.3880742
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)18:33:47 No.3880742
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3880738
I don't understand anything anymore...shake it a bit until he yells to stop
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Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn)
10/19/19(Sat)18:33:51 No.3880743
Anonymous (ID: TXFWoyQn) 10/19/19(Sat)18:33:51 No.3880743
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3880738
Nice!
Let's take him back to the ship now.
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)18:35:02 No.3880748
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)18:35:02 No.3880748
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3880738
Lester's ship, the Silver Stallion, appears to try and save their boss
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)18:37:57 No.3880753
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)18:37:57 No.3880753
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>>3880742
Shook it so hard he probably passed out, as he didn't even scream
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)18:39:12 No.3880758
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)18:39:12 No.3880758
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3880753
he's not in the robot, is he.
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Anonymous (ID: 6bUwDT+l)
10/19/19(Sat)18:39:20 No.3880759
Anonymous (ID: 6bUwDT+l) 10/19/19(Sat)18:39:20 No.3880759
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3880753
Let's head back.
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)18:43:14 No.3880768
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)18:43:14 No.3880768
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>>3880758
My man. Are you implying, that this here head is merely the camera unit. And the actual cockpit was situated deep inside the body. Which allowed him to discreetly eject into an escape pod and made his escape already?
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Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB)
10/19/19(Sat)18:44:56 No.3880773
Anonymous (ID: vcl78EhB) 10/19/19(Sat)18:44:56 No.3880773
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3880768
That's how most Real Robots work, yes.
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)18:45:30 No.3880776
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)18:45:30 No.3880776
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3880768
Are you implying that he is indeed escaping in an escape pod towards his ship?
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)18:58:31 No.3880794
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)18:58:31 No.3880794
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>>3880773
>>3880773
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)18:59:30 No.3880798
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)18:59:30 No.3880798
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3880794
Quick! Maybe we can find his ship!
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Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I)
10/19/19(Sat)19:01:33 No.3880802
Anonymous (ID: j/UVc8/I) 10/19/19(Sat)19:01:33 No.3880802
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3880794
Make sure we secure his robot, we can use it to upgrade the Marshal
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)19:02:00 No.3880804
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)19:02:00 No.3880804
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>>3880798
>>3880798
Aha! THere it is!....Just right when it entered hyperdrive and got away.
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)19:03:53 No.3880807
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)19:03:53 No.3880807
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3880804
Darn, alright, haul head and rest of the mech to the ship, maybe it has info and stuff, take one of long revolvers too
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Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA)
10/19/19(Sat)19:04:40 No.3880809
Anonymous (ID: xZ3ezilA) 10/19/19(Sat)19:04:40 No.3880809
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3880804

Do the Hamlet.
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Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG)
10/19/19(Sat)19:38:32 No.3880870
Anonymous (ID: 10MDUulG) 10/19/19(Sat)19:38:32 No.3880870
Test
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Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v)
10/19/19(Sat)19:43:39 No.3880883
Anonymous (ID: HooRe/5v) 10/19/19(Sat)19:43:39 No.3880883
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>>388080

Anywayhoo.
Thread is now done. We good now.
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