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PREVIOUSLY ON FUCK QUEST:
-Alabaster went to Palau with the rest of the Soliloquys -- Cerise, Rose, Anna, and Mom -- plus reporter Kay Vera.
-Kay met with former DBA CTO Gustav and pressed for info on the mysterious lighthouse she had heard mention of. She did not learn much, other than that it's a concept David Darkbloom became obsessed with in the past, concerning a reality-altering facility deep in Russia's arctic claim. But Gustav could not confirm its existence, and seemed doubtful himself.
-The island festivities in Palau were fun, albeit (blessedly) short, and included a luau that got interrupted by giving Gal a BOOSTO in a very, very public fashion.
-Less happily, Alabaster ran into freshly-minted DBA CTO Qiangxiang "Chloe" Xi, who directly announced her intention to honeypot him, and then engaged in a disturbing, sexually-tinged back-and-forth with him.
-Chloe pledged to help Alabaster with the fight against Mara, but it remains to be seen how trustworthy that promise is, and what strings come attached.
-Watching fireworks with the girls, Alabaster at last decided firmly against having his ocular implant removed; so too did Gal.
-Alabaster fucked his mother. (You dog, you.) And not only that, but Cerise fucked her too. It must be something about that island air.
-Gustav's carpet got ruined. At least this time, Alabaster isn't responsible.
-At home, David Darkbloom finally made progress on tracking down Mara. He arranged a meeting with Mara's middleman in Palo Alto, Rowan Hamilton. He also discovered that Rowan intends to travel to Mara's location afterwards. Amber and company decided on a plan of action: to follow Rowan back to Vail when the time comes.
-David also determined that Mara's scheme involves DBA turning on Sand Reckoner's full capacity, for reasons unspecified. Whitney was suitably sobered by the realization of how close she came to playing right into Mara's hands.
-Amber and Noelle got to know one another; Amber and Rose2 had some more tanoshii; Amber convinced Vivian that her gay idiot friend Will would be a good wheelman for the Vail mission.
-In captivity, Renee tried to raise Alex's spirits with a hope of freedom, but Alex is acting strangely, and doesn't seem to be himself.
-Returning from Palau in record time, Alabaster got immediately hit with unwelcome news. Palo Alto's congressman, Devin Isstein, was killed in a hit-and-run car accident. And Whitney thinks Cerise should run for the newly open seat.
-In bonus flashback lewds, Alabaster had a completely wholesome and heterosexual toy-sharing session with Alex; and Whitney and Dr. Carte tried to find exactly how many shots fit in Alabaster's cartridge, so to speak.
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>>3818053
First for deflowering Chloe
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>>3818053
first for oh god i hope vivian's not a murderer
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nth for terrified!
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Season 2/3/4 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/u/CeriseSoliloquy (content not allowed on /qst/ will go here)
Season 1 Smut Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/rkSCNTEa

Season 1 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/u/DirtyCeriseFaggot
Season 2 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/iDiki7kt
Season 3 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/FAC5emid
Season 4 Episode Index: https://pastebin.com/0LwgLaHB
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CeriseSoliloquy

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Episode 1 ("Five Petabytes per Second"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3757772

Episode 2 ("Galatea Trick"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3775200

Episode 3 ("2MI DA"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3787986

Bonus lewds from last episode:
(Alex) https://pastebin.com/NNgXrz3R
(Renee/Whitney) https://pastebin.com/QsuWmA4W

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AND NOW, EPISODE 4 OF THE END OF FUCK QUEST:
"Fooly Chloe"
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THE BEST IS HERE
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AAAAAA
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April 22, 2012

Alex sits on the honeycombed back platform of a fire engine, a heavy blanket wrapped around him like a shawl. He stares at the ground, watching the little rivulets of water running from the bottom of a fire hydrant, over the lip of the curb and across the blacktop's cracks. The sweet smell of charred lumber hangs in his nostrils. The house, half caved-in, has only bits of the frame remaining above the first floor, and even this is singed black. The predawn air is partly opaque with all the smoke. It stings his eyes.

A gray hand grabs his shoulder. He can't meet its owner's gaze.

She sneers: "you did this, didn't you."

Alex doesn't move a millimeter.

"So this is why they wanted to get rid of you. God, you're so fucked up. I never should have let your mother talk me into letting you stay."

Alex doesn't move a millimeter.

"You can forget about ever coming back. I don't care where you go, but you won't be with us. Go die for all I care. Worthless little shitstreak. You're no grandson of mine."
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Time to make life-altering decisions that we will regret.
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>>3818074
W-w-w-w-what
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>>3818074
Aaaand off to an awful start!
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May 21, 2012

It's the first warm meal Alex has had in weeks. How pathetic, to be over-the-moon for steamed green beans, pasty mac 'n' cheese, a gelatinous loaf of meat product and hardtack cookie, all on a stained, cracked, segmented tray. Still he wolfs it down.

"I saw you."

Alex, sporkful of green beans in his mouth, looks up in confusion.

"I saw you drawing that bird at the window. What kind of bird was it?"

Alex swallows, and takes a sip of his milk. "What do you want?"

"An answer to my question, gosh. What kind of bird was it?" The girl swings her legs over the bench and sits facing him. Alex notices that all ten of her fingers are wrapped in gauze at the tips.

"It was a kingfisher."

"Can I see?" She motions for the notebook sitting next to Alex on the bench. He picks it up, flips it to the page in question, and slides it across the laminated tabletop. She spins it 180 degrees using the frictionless surface of the table; then, picking it up, she wolf-whistles. She gazes at the sketch, holding the pad with her elbows locked, twisting it back and forth like a steering wheel.

"I didn't finish it," Alex says.

"This is good shit. You an artist or something?"

"Can I please have that back?"

She hands it to him. He closes it, puts it under his butt for safekeeping.

"What brings you here?" She asks.

"Got kicked out."

"Well assumably. Why?"

"Who are you? I don't want to talk about that."

The girl puts both hands on top of her head, holding one of her wrists with thumb and forefinger like a bracelet. "I'm no one. Been here for a while."

"What's your name?"

Now it's the girl's turn to pull out a notepad, hers much smaller. She takes it from her the right butt pocket of her shorts, opens it up to a certain page, and makes a tally mark -- one among many. Then, counting the sets of five, she finally announces: "30. New record. Went a whole month."

"...What?"

She swings the notepad closed with one hand holding it by the back, like a chef flipping an omelete. "Days since someone asked me my name. It's an interesting stat to keep track of around here. Don't though. It'll just make you depressed."

"That doesn't -- well, what's your name?"

"I don't like names. I don't like people knowing who I am."

He furrows his brow. Then, trying to force the matter by introducing himself instead, he says: "I'm Alex."

"Nice to meet you Alex," she says, and shakes his hand. She swings it theatrically up and down a few times, her arm forming a sine wave with his. "Hey. Listen. If you do decide to keep of track that stat, you don't get to reset it to zero now. You blew your wad too early. You didn't wait for me to actually ask."

"What should I call you? Don't you have anything like a nickname or something, at least?"

"Persistent. I like it. Well, I've been called L.A. Blue Girl." She twirls a bang around her finger to indicate the obvious reason why.

"That's kinda weird."

"True, true. Hmm. If you don't like that, you can always call me Camelia."
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>>3818074
Please protect our fellow gay arsonist
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>>3818074
WHAT THE FUCK?
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>>3818083
WHAT
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"So are you an artist?" Camelia asks.

"I'm not really anything. I like to draw, that's all."

"I mean. Do you wanna be an artist?"

"It doesn't pay the bills."

Camelia laughs. She points at Alex with a bandaged finger. "Those don't sound like your words. Those sound like the words of someone who told you not to be an artist."

"My dad."

"Dads are the worst. Fuck dads."

Alex eats his green beans.

"What do you wanna be if not an artist, then?" Camelia asks.

Alex shrugs. "I haven't thought about it."

"You're what, 14? And homeless. You might want to think about it, is all I'm saying."

"You know..." Alex begins. His frustration is apparent on his face, but he's too non-confrontational to tell her to go away. Instead he tries the diplomatic option: "I just got here. I don't want to think about stuff like that right now. I just want to eat."

"Are you good with computers, Alex?"

"Huh?"

Camelia pantomimes typing. "Ticketty tack. Coding. That's what they tell folks nowadays, right -- learn to code? And we're right next door to Silicon Valley so hey."

"Yeah. I'm good with computers. I did FIRST Robotics and took a class on programming, too. It was fun." He frowns. "What made you think I'm good with that stuff?"

"It's your style, you know? The way you draw isn't like some hippy dippy INFP type. You just straight up drew that bird exactly as it was -- like your hands are photocopiers. What I mean to say is you've got an analytical eye. Like me." She bows her head slightly forward and quirks an eyebrow, the one above the eyepatch, as if sharing an inside joke, but Alex is at a loss. She leans back again and stretches luxuriously, spine forming a right angle with the chair. Speaking through a yawn, she adds: "It's no surprise you're into techy stuff... if you're too much of a wuss to chase your passion, you'd make a really good code monkey. For sure, for sure."
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>>3818083
EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?
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>>3818083
Well Camelia's been at this for a while, huh?
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>>3818099
H-how fucking deep does this go?
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>>3818083
>>3818099
Hello, I'm Confused.
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...oh boy. Time to dig.
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"Well I want to do something I'm passionate about," Alex says. "Sure, I could make a good living as a programmer or something, but what's the use if I'm not happy?"

"Fair. Totally fair! I like you, Alex. You don't want to sell your soul for a buck. So... if that's the case, go be an artist. Nothing's stopping you."

"But..."

"But you're a pussy. No, that's fine, I get it."

Alex winces and looks away.

"Let's lick this pickle. You want to be passionate but you're afraid to fail. It's a classic catch-22."

"I guess."

"But you only think there's nothing in a nice, safe technical field that you can be passionate for," Camelia says. "You haven't even looked, have you? You haven't pushed yourself. You haven't done your research. You haven't found someone to aspire to!"

"Someone to aspire to? What, I should go and try to be like Bill Gates?"

"Fuck Bill Gates. There are so many cooler people in the world. Better people." Camelia stoops way in, supporting herself on one arm against the tabletop. "Find a person who's doing something really world-shaking. Someone who's got fire in them... someone who has passion. Someone who's got so much passion for what they do that it's actually crazy. And let her be your inspiration."

Alex nods, considers this. After a beat, he says quizzically: "Her?"

"Or him. Or xir or who cares. Whatever." She stands. "Man alive. I've been yammering at you way too long. Sorry. It's kind of my way."

"No, that's fine. I haven't really had a conversation with anyone in a while." He ruffles the hair on the back of his head, laughing. "I guess I kinda forgot how to talk to people!"

"You're sweet," Camelia says. "Watch yourself around here. There are people with a sweet tooth lurking. And keep an eye on your possessions too."

"Oh... yeah." Alex takes a sip of his milk. "Hey... we talked so much about me, but what about you? What are you passionate for?"

Camelia's friendly demeanor vanishes. Her face and voice alike go utterly blank. "I'm passionate about revenge."

"Re... venge...?"

She turns and goes. Alex watches her leave the little mess hall.

He stays in the shelter for several months, and never sees her there again.

SEASON 4 OP: https://vimeo.com/354421891
SEASON 4 OP (Creditless): https://vimeo.com/354421989
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>>3818099
Wait, Alex used to be homeless? O-ok?
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>>3818115
> I want to do something I'm passionate about
> I did FIRST and programming in high school
Alex...
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>>3818115
Everything
EVERYTHING
Has gone according to Camelia's keikaku.

But why? What the fuck? What the hell else has she been responsible for?
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>>3818083
>>3818099
>>3818115

It's been a while since S2. Has Alex and Camelia ever had a scene together?

>>3818124
That explains his utter devotion to Sable. She was the probably the first person that ever gave a shit about him.
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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, porn protag with a penchant for paizuri and international man of incestery. You survived Palau, and all you got was a qt shut-in wearing this T-shirt.

As you approach Whitney's office, you can hear voices beyond the closed door. It's precisely what you expected, and feared:

"...to select a campaign manager. One who can keep her focused on the issues--"

"Oh, sure, sure. I've got someone in mind--"

You burst in. At Whitney's desk sits David Darkbloom. Both stop talking, and look at you in surprise, Darkbloom swiveling in his chair.

"Alabaster--" he starts.

You grab him by the shoulders of his blazer and tug him back. His chair tips, and him along with it. He flails his arms to no effect -- topples, spills across the ground with a thud. You swing your legs over his supine form, wrapping his tie around your fist. Stooped over, with Darkbloom on the floor between your feet, you crabwalk him from the office, using the tie as a leash. You drag him into the C-suite hallway and down towards the conference room at the other end. He kicks and tries to fight himself free, but can't.

"Alabaster--!"

"You motherfucker!" You scream, still dragging him. "You're in jail, Darkbloom. You hear me? You're back in jail! I'm putting you back in the fucking superjail!"

Whitney briskly follows, and stands at the threshold of her office; Kay, Nelson and Armstrong are already at theirs -- all watch on with bewildered expressions. Noelle races up, hand on her holster, but she isn't sure what to do in this instance. She was charged with protecting you from danger; what should she do when you are the danger?

You stop at a random spot in the hallway. Darkbloom grabs your arm and uses it to haul himself up to his butt. "What the hell are you--"

You punch him in the teeth, knocking him flat onto his back again. "It wasn't enough for you to live inside my sister's head for a year! You have to fuck with her life even more now?"

"For god's sake! Stop!"

"Did you just murder a congressman, Darkbloom? You fuck! Answer me!" You're on your knees on the floor, straddling his chest, as you wail on him.
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>>3818115
deeper than the fucking marianas trench
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>>3818115
Which Camelia is even the original? I don't know what to think anymore
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>>3818147
Both.
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Darkbloom, bloody and battered, manages to spin himself onto his side, dumping you to the ground. He wrenches his now ruined tie free of your grip and rises punch-drunk to his feet. You're upright too -- just in time for Darkbloom's fist to make contact with your forehead. You go stumble-hopping backwards; Darkbloom charges. He barrels into you and knocks you down, looms over you: "You utter depraved buffoon!" He thunders. "You out of control brat!"

With gritted teeth you grab his ankles and trip him. Somehow it pops into your head to take off one of your shoes, and climb atop him, and beat him with it. You slap him over the skull again and again, leaving dirty streaks in the shape of your sole's treads on his cheeks and forehead. Darkbloom, grunting like an enraged caveman, swats at the air between the two of you in an attempt to fend off the vicious shoe-slaps and protect his face. He finally catches it with the back of his palm and knocks it loose. It spins like a frisbee into the nearby wall. Seizing the advantage, Darkbloom hauls back and punches you two times in quick succession, square in the eye socket.

Reeling, literally seeing red, you wrap your hands around his throat and press down with your thumbs. Darkbloom grabs at your wrists and tries to pry your fingers away. His face turns colors, first a harsh crimson, then a deepening purple. Sweat pours down his forehead and mingles with the blood and grime.

"I'll kill you," you growl. "I'll kill you every single day from now until the end of time, until it sticks, you piece of shit. I promise that I will not leave this fucking Earth until I SEE you die!"

Your vision fills with stars. When it clears you're staring straight up at the ceiling.

Then, delayed, there suddenly comes the crackle of pain radiating like a fireball from the back of your skull, all the way around your head. Whitney is holding a fire extinguisher like a golfer after teeing off, her chest heaving, face a grimace of anger. After a moment she lowers the makeshift weapon, then drops it entirely. It clangs against the thinly carpeted floor.

Your speech is slurred and you just know a concussion is already beginning. "Yoooou--" you say, glaring up at her from where you lie.

"ME?!" She wails. "YOU! You stupid fucking fuckshit! If you kill Dalton's body, we're all dead! All of us! Are you trying to get us killed, Ally? Jesus fucking crimminy Christ!"

You sit up. "What did you know about this?" You demand. "Did he tell you that he was doing this? Did you help him murder a sitting member of congress?"

"You're bucking fughouse, Ally. Crazy. Crazy!"

Darkbloom is on his feet. He circles you, pulls his jacket straight by the lapels. "Whitney is right. You are completely off the reservation. Get yourself together."

You're bounding after him again -- it's Noelle now who comes between the two of you, gun drawn and held down at her legs, other hand pressing against your chest with thumb and forefinger. "Step back. Calm down."
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>>3818141
Damn, Darkbloom's getting fucked up
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>>3818156
oh, i get it now. his implant is overlaying darkbloom onto dalton's body.
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From behind you, Rose's voice, as she comes stomping into the C-suite: "I am for certain fu--"

She trails off, as she realizes what a scene she just walked into. Striding up and standing by your side, she finishes the thought: "I am for certain fucking hallucinating right now, because there is no way in hell that David Darkbloom was allowed to murder a congressman while we were in Palau."

"Apparently so," you fume.

Rose looks from your face, to Darkbloom's hiding behind Noelle. "Did he attack you, Alabaster?" She asks, appalled.

You point at him over Noelle's shoulder. "You're in jail, Darkbloom! You're in jail!"

"This is a farce," Darkbloom says. "You are a paranoiac and a lunatic."

"Oh!" Rose shouts. "That's pretty goddamn funny coming from the king of mass surveillance. The rank hypocrisy--"

"Are you really gonna let this happen?" You ask Whitney. "Are you seriously letting David Darkbloom manipulate you like this?"

"Manipulate--" Whitney says. She balls her fists and stomps. "You dickweasel. Manipulate me!"

"What else should I call it," you say, "when you're just going right along with this-- ludicrous idea of his, to run Cerise for congress--"

"It's my idea!" Whitney snaps. "It's my fucking idea, Alabaster!" You wince at hearing her deploy your full name. "You think I'm some sort of idiot. No, I get it. You don't think Whitney, stupid little Whitney can come up with anything on her own. You don't trust me. You think I'm going traitor just because I have a two second convo with bio-dad. Asshole! You stupid asshole! You're the stupid one!" Her eyes are welling up and her voice is shaking.

"Whitney," Rose begins.

"You shut up, too! Fuck you both!"

Darkbloom tries to lay a consoling hand on Whitney's shoulder; she slaps it away. "Go to hell," she sneers. "This isn't your in, David." She wheels and returns to her office, slams the door.

"Should I ask why everyone is treating Dalton Cantor as if he's David Darkbloom?" Noelle asks. No one responds to her.

"You killed him," you say. "I know you killed Isstein, David. And somehow or another you put that idea in Whitney's head. This has your name written all over it."

"I did no such thing," Darkbloom says.

"You're in jail!--"

"I am not in any goddamned jail," Darkbloom roars, stepping past Noelle. He squares up to you. You stand your ground, ready for round 2, and this time you've got Rose on your side, who's just itching to go as well. "You had better adjust to your new reality, Alabaster, or you will alienate yourself from everyone around you. Even your insufferable shrew of a wife here. I am trying my very best to help you all save this company, and yourselves, from utter ruin. That means working with me. Cease these temper tantrums and violent outbursts."

He pushes past you, and goes to his office now, and like his daughter, he slams the door.
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>>3818156
>"I'll kill you," you growl. "I'll kill you every single day from now until the end of time, until it sticks, you piece of shit. I promise that I will not leave this fucking Earth until I SEE you die!"
I can kind of understand his frustration, Darkbloom literally won't stay dead
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>>3818147
One of the neat things is that she doesn't seem to be aging from 2012 to 2018, at least not noticeably. Amber would be a preteen, so it's a bit odd. Maybe there's an issue with everyone's memories?
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>>3818171
... fuck.
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>>3818171
>making Whitney cry
this is not ok
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Watersports have always been a controversial topic in Fuck Quest, but it's one of my fetishes. In view of that, and considering the utility of having lewds in pastebins, here's something unprecedented. A scene with and without, for those to choose their own magical realm.

With: https://pastebin.com/KndgcNMn
Without: https://pastebin.com/1eJu8MB1
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>>3818185
Oh fuck me please god yes
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>>3818171
>You don't trust me
She shouldn't be talking desu
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>>3818171
>You had better adjust to your new reality, Alabaster
Why bother when we can make reality adjust to us?
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>>3818185
Oh. Ohhh.
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>>3818185
This is great
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>>3818185
Vivian's enjoying being the dom here, isn't she?
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>>3818185
>With
I have been enlightened
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Rose and Darkbloom are seated directly facing one another beside the boardroom conference table. Rose holds a small clear tube of concealer up next to Darkbloom's cheek, comparing the tones. She shakes her head, puts the tube back in her purse on the table, and digs noisily through it for another. Finding what she wants, she compares his skin to the new shade now, and this time she comes away satisfied. She uncaps the tube so she can start applying the concealer to Darkbloom's twin black eyes.

But you, standing over your wife's shoulder, disagree with the selection: "That's too dark."

"Just a hair," she says. "And the other shade was too light, so this one will have to do."

"You should go lighter if you have to go one way or the other."

"What are you talking about?" She glares at you over her shoulder. "Do you know how faces work, Alabaster? It's more natural-looking if the skin around the eye is darker, not lighter. I'm going to blend it anyway."

"I know how faces work. Fuck. The whole point is to cover up his black eyes. Not accentuate them."

"This is how you do it. It's so much more natural if-- God. Do you honestly have to stand there and give me makeup advice, too? Could you maybe let me do one fucking thing without trying to one-up me?"

"I'm just saying. I always go a little lighter. And no one ever noticed---"

"Well I go darker and no one ever noticed mine, either."

She turns, and puts the brush to Darkbloom's orbit, and applies the makeup. The expression on Darkbloom's face could not possibly be more judgmental -- of both of you.
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>>3818258
This is somehow adorable in the worst kind of way.
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>>3818224
Lolidom runs through her veins
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>>3818258
Heh he.
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>>3818258
Haha, I love this. Rose is right though
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>>3818258
Kek
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>>3818133
Alex and Camelia have been in the same room literally once in the entire reboot - during WhitneyQuest while Ally was locked up by the FBI, when they were sent to retrieve Penelope. We didn't get to see them interact with each other at all from any point of view.
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>>3818273
>Rose is right though
Agreed
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>>3818280
>>3818273
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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>>3818296
Darker is way more discreet, if somebody's face looks brighter you're gonna instantly know it's make-up
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>>3818296
They're right, it's why brighter colors are used to highlight features in stage makeup.
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Darkbloom leaves the room, headed, he says, for his office.

"You're in jail!" You warn him on his way out. He grumbles.

"Well, Ally," Rose says when you're in private again. "I guess in Whitney's brain we both fucked up, somehow."

"Darkbloom did this, right? I'm not crazy?"

"Of fucking course he did it," Rose says. "There's no such thing as a coincidence. Awfully suspicious that convenient deaths just keep happening whenever they benefit Darkbloom financially or politically, isn't it?"

You arch an eyebrow.

"Do not even. I am not in the fucking mood."

You move on. "Do you think Whitney--"

"Based on her reaction? No. She's oblivious, as usual. Where's Cerise?"

"Took an early day. Having a congressional campaign dumped in your lap is pretty tough to deal with."

"Is she running?" Rose asks.

"Is she -- fuck, I don't know. No? She shouldn't. A, it plays right into Darkbloom's insane... whatever the fuck it is he's planning. B, she would be a shitty congresswoman. C... no. Just no."

"You don't want her to move to DC," Rose says.

You massage the bridge of your nose. "That's assuming she wins. Which she wouldn't. She'd be a total loser. It would be a disaster, believe me."

Rose puts her things back in her purse. "Well, flip a coin. Who wants to go play cleanup duty with Whitney?"

[ ] Go talk to Whitney. [On your own / with Rose / don't go yourself, send only Rose]
[ ] Let her cool down.
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>>3818316
>[x] Go talk to Whitney on your own
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>>3818316
>[x] Go talk to Whitney. [On your own]
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>>3818316
>Send only Rose
We go back in there in any capacity and this situation is not getting defused.
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>>3818316
>[x] Go talk to Whitney. [On your own]
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>>3818316
>[X] Talk to whitney on our own
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>>3818316
Why the fuck am I getting Hanako route vibes?

>[x] Let her cool down.
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>>3818316
>[ ] Let her cool down.
Would rather not have a repeat of Sable/Alex. We should definitely talk to her later though, we haven't been great to her recently.
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>>3818316
>[ ] Go talk to Whitney. [don't go yourself, send only Rose]
Whitney's not the one who needs to cool down.
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>>3818340
>Would rather not have a repeat of Sable/Alex
Oh THAT'S why I'm getting Hanako route vibes.
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>>3818316
>[X] Let her cool down.
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Isn't it a bad idea for Cerise to run for congress, when she's the face of that massive DA scandal?
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>>3818316
Talk to Whitney alone.
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>>3818316
>[ ] Go talk to Whitney (With Rose)
Even if we're arguing for 20 minutes and want to kill each other we all need to be on the same page and talk to each other about this before it's too late
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>>3818351
There are a lot of reasons why it's a terrible idea for Cerise to run for congress.

On that same token, there are a lot of reasons why it's a great idea for Cerise to run for congress.

Most of those reasons are the same reasons, if you catch my drift.
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>>3818316
>[x] Let her cool down.
The ones you trust etc.
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>>3818316
[x] Go talk to Whitney. [send only Rose]
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>>3818354
I think we should go talk to her, but yelling is going to make things worse. We should go and apologize
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>>3818351
Probably. I'd say maybe we could bank on /csg/ but they aren't in the most supportive state right now to say the least
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>>3818371
And it's fine, any alleged videos of her allegedly sucking her alleged brother's alleged dick were obviously deepfakes created by the competition!
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>[x] Go talk to Whitney. [On your own]

Closing and writing.
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>>3818378
Motherfucker. God dammit you guys.
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>>3818378
Yeah, I already regret this. Should have changed to [x] cool off.
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>>3818378
Haha, fuck.
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>>3818378
Time to eat I guess. Fuck Quest was fun.
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>>3818369
I'm not saying we should yell at her or her to us, I'm saying, even if arguing is unavoidable, it's better to get to the heart of this issue instead of dilly dallying. Have you ever had something bad happen to a you and a friend/family member leading you both argue for a while to vent everything for like 20 minutes and then after you both get everything off your chest you both work out a solution together? Kind of like that, I believe we're close enough with Whitney to have our fights and still be able to talk to each other after
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>>3818378
This is the fucking worst out of all of them, fuck whoever voted for this
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>>3818378
P-play nice Ally...
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>Alabaster has really matured as a person
>>3818378
I'm not holding my breath this time, even though I'll still hope.
But it wouldn't be Fuck Quest if Alabaster wasn't dead set on making the same mistakes.
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The worst part is, sending Rose alone and Letting her cool down were tied at one vote under each ;_;
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>>3818403
I was really liking our choices up until this point to, I don't remember one time where I was disappointing in /fq/ this whole season. Most people see how stupid this is so I don't even know how this won. The only good thing I could possible see coming from this is hate sex
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>>3818416
Plurality can be a bitch.
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>[x] Go talk to Whitney. [On your own]

Whitney didn't lock her door, so that's a positive sign. She stands at her window with one hand behind her back in that extremely executive pose she adopts whenever she's ruminative. You wonder whether it's an affectation she picked up to act her part a little better, or whether it just comes natural.

"Take a look," she says, not glancing back at you, but jerking her head in the direction of the wall-mounted TV.

You turn and look. A reporter is speaking: "...stunning footage captured by a bystander of this PIT maneuver being executed on the suspect's vehicle." A shaky vertically-shot cell phone video shows exactly what the reporter describes, a police cruiser forcing a black SUV with a totaled frontend to fishtail and spin out at a 90 degree angle. Then, rushing from the vehicle, the driver gets all of about 20 feet before going down, dogpiled by policemen.

The anchor is still speaking. "...identified as Deshawn Washington, who police describe as a known associate of wanted gangster Tyrus Kang. Kang, who was ousted from the board at tech giant Darkbloom Analytics when his criminal associations came to light, is currently wanted in connection to a shootout that happened at a property he owns."
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>>3818440
Oh holy fucking motherfucker.
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"Tyrus?" You breathe. "Why would Tyrus do this...?"

Whitney strides to her desk and shuts the TV off with the remote. She sits. "Think about it."

"I am thinking about it."

"Two reasons, maybe. A, it's a message. Everyone called Isstein our bitch-boy, right?"

"Not in those terms, usually."

"So he kills our bitch-boy because he wants us to know he's coming for us. Or option B... you said Tyrus has a freaky eye implant now, right?"

"Probably. I saw him pick it up in the Sapphire Club."

She motions at you with a palm. "There you go. If he's got an implant, he's got, like, a data uplink. He's playing 4D chess with the rest of us now. Probably knows bio-dad's alive. Probably wants to drive a wedge between us. What better way, than to do some crazy shit using bio-dad's same mopus on a Hyundai?"

"Modus operandi," you correct.

"Fuck you, Ally. Fuck you. You almost ruined everything just now." Real anger drips off her every syllable.

"I still don't believe it. This is too convenient -- maybe Darkbloom is working with Tyrus, somehow--"

Whitney pounds the desk. "Fuck you! And do you think I'm working with him, too? You accused me of murder just now! Fuck you! How dare you! You know who I've killed, Ally? One person. Vasily fucking Kerimov. I killed him for you. How dare you. How dare you!"

"You need to look out around Darkbloom," you say. "We need to keep our eyes on him. He can't be trusted. Just remember that."

"You do think I'm stupid! How many times are you going to tell me not to trust David Darkbloom? You think 'cause I've got his DNA, I'm like, under his spell? Or you don't think I'm bright enough to talk to him without him pulling Darth Vader mind tricks on me. As if you're so much smarter. Get out of my office, Alabaster, I swear to fucking god."

She's sobbing.

Instead of leaving, you go over to her and hug her. She weakly tries to push away, but you won't relent. "I love you," you tell her, over and over. You kiss the crown of her head. "I love you."

"I'm so fucking scared," Whitney sobs into your stomach, hands to her face. "I'm so scared of everything. I'm losing it... I can't take this anymore. I need my mom. I need everything to be normal again. I need you... I need you to fucking trust me... I'm gonna fall apart if you don't trust me, Ally. You're like the only person I can trust, so... if you think that of me... if you think I'd be like that... why... you stupid fucking asshole..."

You rub her back. "I trust you," you say.

"I'm losing it," she sobs.

"We'll get your mom back. Alex, too."

She cries for a long time, and you do your best to soothe her.
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>>3818450
Everything went better than expected? Maybe?
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>>3818450
;_;
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>>3818450
Proud that Ally could pull the stick out of his ass for one moment
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>>3818450
>You know who I've killed, Ally? One person. Vasily fucking Kerimov. I killed him for you.

This statement is gonna haunt us down the line, isn't it? Someone's gonna find a way to use it as leverage.

Well, what's one more murder to take the fall for? Ally's got experience on that at least.
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>>3818450
Muh heart
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>>3818450
He really has grown up a lot.
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"Was it really your id--" you begin, but think better of asking that. Instead, you try: "Why do you want Cerise in congress?"

"Bio-dad had this plan, right, for me to run the company and Viv to be President. That was his idea. But the truth is, he thought too much of me. Way too much. I can't run this place. I can't even work the fucking coffee makers. I need Viv right here, and I need her here forever. She's the real CEO. I'm just sitting here playing Freecell." You glance at her monitor -- she really does have a Freecell game open. "I need Viv's help. Now more than ever. So my idea was different. Maybe our girl in Washington could be Cerise, instead... right?"

"But why her? Of all people."

"She's got everything... people love her. They wouldn't shut up about her after she testified at the Senate. She's the one and only person connected to us who has anything like popularity. Isn't she? She'd win liberals with the whole gay wife thing. She'd win the alt-righty *chan types with the NEET feet thing. She'd win men by being cute, women by being all, this-is-my-fight-song. Silicon Valley dorks with circuit bending. Idiots by being smart. Smart people by being cool. Cool people by not really being cool at all and so not actually a threat to their own coolness. Politics is all about, like, triangulation, right? Cerise is the Bermuda fucking triangle, Ally."

Whitney has rarely made a more startlingly cogent series of points. You're awestruck.

"Tell her to think about it, at least," Whitney says, snorting back her snot, and wiping her nose with the back of her hand. You grimace.

"Sure," you say.
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>>3818523
Smartest girl in the universe
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>>3818523
Why the fuck does this make so much sense? Why do I love it more and more?
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>>3818523
>I'm just sitting here playing Freecell
Ew
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>>3818523
>Whitney has rarely made a more startlingly cogent series of points. You're awestruck.
I realize we've had two weeks to stew on this, but come on Alabaster. Total power play and totally Whitney.
>Whitney says, snorting back her snot, and wiping her nose with the back of her hand.
What a fuckin champ.
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"Are you feeling any better?" You ask after she seems somewhat composed. You want to be sure.

"You're an assmunch."

"Okay, but are you--"

"I'll tell you what'll make me feel better. Let me fuck your sister tonight."

"Which one?"

"The gay one."

"That doesn't narrow it down."

"Cerise, fuckwit."

"Love pile's not canceled?"

"I fuck even when I'm mad. Especially when I'm mad. Anyway, Cerise didn't piss me off. So yeah. Love pile is still a go."

---

Whitney needed some space, and you needed some lunch, so you're riding the elevator down. At the lobby, as you step forth, you encounter a spongy barrier; you step face-first into Charlotte's sweater puppies.

Rebounding off them, you step back, and cock your head. Her arms are folded, and she's got a look on her face that you recognize. You've seen it on her daughter countless times, but never on her. That blank, dull-eyed gaze that signals violent jealousy.

"M-Mrs. Mallory?" You stammer.

She leans forward, squints at you.

"Are you--" you begin.

"You can call me Mom," she says flatly. "We've been over that. Haven't we?"

"Y-yeah."

She stares.

"...Mom?" You try.

But she doesn't say anything. After a few moments, you turn, and step sidewise past her. Only as you pass does she turn, and only to track you with her suspicious eyes.

You hurry off, feeling freaked out.

You eat your lunch, and by the time you're done, your freaked-out mood has been replaced by antsy energy. You've got a bit of time to kill before the end of the day.

[ ] Find Mom in the kitchen.
[ ] Find Rose2 in the theater area.
[ ] Find Noelle in the gym.
[ ] Find Charlotte in her office.
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>>3818599
Oh.

>[x] Find Mom in the kitchen.
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>>3818599
>[x] Find Noelle in the gym.
I will drink from this fountain until it is dry.
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>[x] Find Charlotte in her office.
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>>3818599
>[X] Find Noelle in the gym.
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>>3818599
Oh.
Oh my.

>[x] Find Noelle in the gym.

Sweaty cake thighs please.
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>>3818599
>[x] Find Charlotte in her office.
Guys, we can't let our mother down.
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>>3818599
D-does she know about Palau?
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>>3818607
>Cockona
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>>3818599
>[ ] Find Charlotte in her office.
She hasn't had enough screentime this season
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>>3818599
>>3818603
>Noelle vote actually picking up steam

Well shit, I thought it was a lost cause.
Changing vote to [x] Find Noelle in the gym.
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>>3818599
Oh man.

>[x] Find Noelle in the gym.
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>>3818607
>Cockona
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>>3818599
>[x ] Find Charlotte in her office.
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>>3818599
>[ ] Find Noelle in the gym.
Time for gains, brother.
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>>3818599
>[X] Find Charlotte in her office.
Can you guys not read the mood? She wants some attention
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>>3818599
>Noelle
Always.
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>>3818631
I can read the mood. The mood is that Noelle is in the gym. And I'm very thirsty.

The fact that you nerds aren't trying to manipulate this in favor of a tie between Noelle and Rose2 is the part that surprises me most, you candy-craving motherfuckers are usually more relentless than this.
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>>3818631
Yeah, and if we keep her wanting, that's only going to make her more jealous.
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>>3818645
I like the way this man thinks.
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>>3818616
It's the scent of a rival woman. I expect the mothers to be setting up territories soon.
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>>3818645
Don't bully our mom anon
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>[x] Find Noelle in the gym.

OK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOcwgAmKIqM
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>>3818671
It's not about bullying either or our moms, it's about baiting the trap so that they can bully us!
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>>3818680
Anime of the fucking Year
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>>3818683
Depriving her of attention and fucking someone else as bait is bullying anon
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>>3818680
N I C E

B U L K
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By the way, I made a tangentially-fq related Smash Ultimate stage
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>>3818731
... fuck, guess I'm downloading it.
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>>3818599
>[ ] Find Noelle in the gym.
Definitely. Even if it means dealing with her knowing about Daltonbloom
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>>3818764
Anon...
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>>3818770
W-what?
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>[x] Find Noelle in the gym.

You stand and walk to the windows separating cafeteria from gym. What a sick joke it was to construct the building this way, taunting the indulgers with this constant view of the self-deniers.

Inside, a sight you didn't expect. Noelle is jogging on a treadmill. Well, that makes sense, on reflection. She's a former agent, and current bodyguard; she needs to keep in shape. You never thought of her as particularly fit, but then again, you've never seen her physicality put to the test. Right now she's maintaining pretty well at a cruising pace of what's got to be a 6-minute mile or so, not too shabby -- and other than the sweat pouring off her, she doesn't seem any worse for the wear. The expression on her face is serene and untroubled.

She seems to be winding down. The machine slows automatically, and she adopts a looser, less determined form to match the slower rate. Then, a shark circling in the water. That absolute motherfucker. Saul gets on the treadmill next to hers, and strikes up a conversation as he begins to jog. Doesn't he pull enough action from this gym without edging in on your own personal bodyguard?

She tugs the earbuds out of her ears and perks up as he talks to her. You feel ill.

He says something that makes himself laugh, but Noelle's face is just mildly perturbed, perhaps a bit annoyed to have her music interrupted. A quick back-and-forth ensues, then, followed by another laugh from Saul, this one obviously more awkward. Noelle says something quick, that leaves Saul momentarily speechless. Then he's rambling as Noelle's machine draws to a stop. He rubs the back of his head, laughing, eyes closed; and Noelle uses the opportunity to walk away. He's still talking by the time he opens his eyes to find that she's gone.

---

You find Noelle at the benchpress machine, doing reps. You circle and stand over her.

"Oh boy," she says, peering up as her muscles heave and flex with the load. "I guess the entire Mallory family is gonna try to fuck me today."

"I'm not a Mallory," you huff, insulted. "I'm a Soliloquy. Always have been, always will be." You watch for a moment. "Don't you need a spotter or something?"

She laughs at you. "Okay, fine. Spot me."

You puzzle over how to spot her on a machine like this. The weights are all contained inside a rack and move on a connected steel pulley.

"You don't need a spotter on a machine like this, dumbass," Noelle finally informs you. "Wow. How have you gone your entire life without knowing that? Don't you ever work out?"

"I work out all the time," you lie.

She sits up, and uses the terrycloth rag around her neck to wipe the copious sweat from her brow. The black leather of the seat she was lying on is coated with her perspiration too. She stinks -- in a way that's not unpleasant. "All right. Show me."

You eye the weights. She was lifting 100 pounds. That's not too hard, right?

[ ] Show her.
[ ] Uh, this is my rest day. Hey, let's relax in the sauna.
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>>3818783
Ahaha
Ahahahahahaha


>[x] Sauna
Please don't hurt yourself, Alabaster. This is a /fit/ meme waiting to happen.
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>>3818783
>[ ] Show her.
Now's as good a time as any. I always kind of wondered what would have happened if Alabaster had joined the soccer team.
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>>3818792
I'm willing to bet it's a double pully machine.
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>>3818783
>[ ] Show her.
I mean, even Alabaster can do 100lbs

... Right?
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>>3818783
>[x] Uh, this is my rest day. Hey, let's relax in the sauna.
We've already embarrassed ourselves more than enough here
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>>3818539
It's the Sport of Kings and obviously of the SGITU
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>>3818783
>[x] Show her.
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>>3818783
>[ ] Show her.
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>>3818783
>[X] Uh, this is my rest day. Hey, let's relax in the sauna.
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>>3818783
>[x] Uh, this is my rest day. Hey, let's relax in the sauna.
Imagine if we, Alabaster Soliloquy, Fuck Quest protagonist fucking died at the gym of all places.
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>>3818783
>[x] Show her.
Think of it as an opportunity to train for future BOOSTOS.
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>>3818796
If it's a double pull, then it's weighted for 100 pounds PER ARM.

Of course, Ally sure as fuck wouldn't know the difference.
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>>3818783
>[x] Show her.
I'm ready
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>>3818779
The vote was called like 20 minutes before

>>3818783
Ouch, Saul must be feeling that sting

>[ ] Show her.
The ultimate irony would be if Alabaster actually pulls it off
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>>3818783
>[x] Show her
100 pounds isn't that much all things considered. just gotta train up that BOOSTO
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>>3818783
>[x]show her
this ought to be good for a laugh
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>[x]show her

Here we go.
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>>3818827
I can't believe this quest ends with a hernia.
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>>3818827
Peperony and chease, Alabaster Soliloquy. It was a good run while it lasted.
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>>3818831
Aha, but now Noelle has to accompany Alabaster to treat his "aches".
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>>3818783
WAIT

>the entire Mallory family

Did Charlotte preposition her too?
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>>3818827
I doubt anybody her is actually expecting him to do it
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>>3818840
... Proposition.
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>>3818815
I hadn't updated in a while, we've all done that.
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>>3818840
that also implies rose as well right?
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>>3818862
I don't think Rose would be up to that. But it could easily back-engineer yet another of a multitude of possibilities for Charlotte to have... That... Reaction towards us.
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>>3818862
Rose is a Soliloquy, don't be mistaken!
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>>3818874
>taking her husband's name
How trad.
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>>3818827
I can't believe we perma four episodes into the season.
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>>3818963
Ohhh man
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>>3818963
>>3818963
ooooooohooohhhh yes
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>>3818963
God yes.
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>>3818963
Damn, you really are going all out with the exhibitionism stuff. I approve.
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>>3818963
I'm seriously wanting this impregnation.
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You eat ice cream with Noelle in the cafeteria. Hey, you burned enough calories for a little extra snack, right?

"So I take it that somehow David Darkbloom lives inside Dalton Cantor's brain now," she says. "In an implant?"

"Yeah."

"You need to tell me these things if I'm supposed to protect you and Whitney and the rest." She stirs the ice cream with her tiny spoon and frowns at you, cheek on fist. "How am I supposed to keep you safe if you're not giving me all the info?"

"Excuse me for not trusting you--"

She groans. "Oh, get bent with this trust spiel. Either retain me as your bodyguard or fire me, but if you retain me, trust me."

"Fine," you agree. It's maybe a bad time to be responding to ultimatums, because you're definitely not going to fire the owner of a pussy that nice right after you just got done fucking it.

"And I gather that you're planning a half-cocked mission to Vail to rescue Renee and Alex," she adds.

You nod.

"I'm coming," she says. "I'd like to see Mara dead myself, anyway."

[ ] Okay.
[ ] No, you're not.
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>>3818987
>[x] Okay.
She's got a particular set of skills that we can use.
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>>3818987
>[x] Okay.
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>>3818987
>[X] Okay
Can't think of a reason not to.
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>>3818987
[x] Okay.
We'd be insane to deny a pussy that nice
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>>3818987
>[x] Okay.
Can't see how she could be a liability. Though maybe by making these decisions we're just unknowingly choosing all the cast members who are going to die
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>>3818963
Oh my god

That was phenomenal
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>>3818987
>[x] Okay.
What'll she need?
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>>3818987
>[ ] Okay.
It'd be dumb if we didn't bring our bodyguard for this
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>>3818987
>[x] Okay.
Hell yeah
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>>3818996
D-don't say things like that.
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You're naked in the back of Vivian's limousine. Not for any particularly sexual reason -- just because your clothes are ruined.

Still, you idly play with each other while you talk. You get a bit lovey-dovey sometimes.

"Hey," you say. "Why are you so obsessed with me, anyway?"

"You're an interesting girl, Amber. That is all."

"I think it's because you've got daddy issues."

She paws at your tits. "I am thinking of stones and glass houses at the moment."

"Haha. No, really. You think I killed your dad... and what's more rebellious than shacking up with the bitch who iced pops?"

"Perhaps," Vivian agrees. "Or perhaps I just adore this little orifice of yours..." she pets you down there, and you have to push her hand away. You're too ticklish from all the use earlier to go again for real.

You keep her at bay by kissing her, and she hungrily returns the gesture. Skipping school to dyke it up with her was a pretty swell idea, if you do say so yourself... but you just know you're going to be sore tomorrow.

When you pull back from the kiss, a little trickle of blood is coming down Vivian's cheek, from her tear duct. She doesn't seem to notice. You can't help gasping in fright.

"Viv -- your eye..."

She blinks, and rubs her cheek with her thumb. The blood smears across her skin. She pulls her thumb away now, and glances down at it. "Oh. Pardon me."

"For what? Your eyeballs exploding?"

"It's... these terrific migraines I've been getting. Along with that I'm also getting a terrible pressure behind my eyes... I apologize if you're worried. It is really nothing to be concerned over."

"Worried, shit. YOU should be worried. You should, I dunno, go to a doctor if your eyes are bleeding. Just a thought."

She only shrugs, and wipes the rest of the blood away.

"Are you seriously not gonna get that checked out?"

"I know why it happens," Vivian says. "A doctor cannot help."

You feel more than a little uneasy, but you know well enough to drop the subject.

The limo pulls up to the gates of Darkbloom Analytics, and she steps out. She turns and leans in through the rolled-down window. "My chauffeur will take you back to Alabaster's," she says. "...Unless you would like to spend the night with me, at my home?"

"Mom would be too worried. Anyway, it's Alabaster's turn with my pussy tonight."

"Mm. Then I will reserve it for tomorrow."

[ ] "Hey, wait -- skip work and hang out with me today."
[ ] Go back to D-- to Alabaster's for now.
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>>3819048
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. I hope she's going to be okay. ;_;

>[x] Go back to Daddy's house for now.

Important stuff happening, Vivian should be kept up to speed. Especially if she's making this sacrifice along with Ally and Anna.
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>>3819048
DEEPLY concerned.

>[x] "Hey, wait -- skip work and hang out with me today."
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>>3819048
>[ ] "Hey, wait -- skip work and hang out with me today."
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>>3819048
>[ ] "Hey, wait -- skip work and hang out with me today."

Suddenly concerned with letting Vivian go offscreen for too long.
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>>3819048
>[ ] Accompany Vivian to her office. Maybe greet Mom and Rose2 on the way, and more importantly INFORM THE RELEVANT PEOPLE ABOUT VIVIAN'S EYE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.
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>>3819048
>[ ] Go back to D-- to Alabaster's for now.
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>>3819059
This is actually also a pretty good idea
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>>3819048
>[x] "Hey, wait -- skip work and hang out with me today."
Reminder that Amber has no idea there's in implant in Vivian
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>>3819066
Amber doesn't. Camelia might.
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>>3819059
>[X] "Hey, wait -- skip work and hang out with me today."

>>3819066
You think she'd be able to put that together, though, right?
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>>3819067
Camelia is dead, though. I don't doubt that Camelia probably knew this would happen, but unless Amber remembers what she knows, she's not gonna have a clue what's causing it.

>>3819068
The only ones she knows about are the Penelope, Catachresis, and Camelia. I don't think she knows about any of the clones, Galatea, or Diegesis.
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>>3819066
And you think she's retarded enough not to realize what's going on?
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>>3819048
>[ ] "Hey, wait -- skip work and hang out with me today."
>>3819059
There's just one problem with that. We're butt fucking naked.
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>[x] Hey, wait -- skip work and hang out with me today.

You get dressed at Vivian's house -- or try to, between her attempts to fuck you. This girl is insatiable, a total slut. And her wardrobe is utterly bizarre. There is nothing even close to normal -- or comfy -- to be found in her many closets. Only business formal and her weird gothic Lolita gear. You decide to doll yourself up, and go for a ritzy dress. You don't get the chance to wear stuff so audacious -- or expensive. This outfit has got to cost north of $10k. Vivian is only too happy to help you with it, and even does your makeup for you. You look like Pippi Longstocking got crossed with Wednesday Addams in a freak teleportation incident, but hey, you pull it off.

You spend a few hours together at an arcade. It feels like a date -- you're not sure you've ever had an honest to goodness date before. Unfortunately, no one else seems to realize it's a date, because about two dozen different guys try to hit on either you or her, or both, during the excursion. Oh well. You've got a pretty mean tongue, but nothing can measure up to the way Vivian turns potential suitors down. She can say volumes with a withering stare, and if the guy is too dull to get the message from that, she can end his entire life with a few choice words, delivered properly. "How disgusting," is a favorite of hers. You'll have to use that one.

Vivian is bizarrely good at claw games. She wins you three stuffed penguins before you have to inform her that you're all penguined up for life and don't require any further penguins. No more penguins. Really.

You get the chance, in turn, to show her that you're a monster at DDR. Even in a dress, you've got it. She watches transfixed as you perfect clear several songs.
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>>3819105
We can find a new pair of clothes, this situation probably happens a lot here
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>>3819110
>Kimochi warui
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>>3819110
>You get the chance, in turn, to show her that you're a monster at DDR.
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>>3819110
scary
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At the end of it all, you take her somewhere you think she ought to see. Vivian isn't particularly athletic, and she struggles to climb the tree, but you help her up.

You're perched together at a distant remove from Dalton Cantor's sprawling backyard, and you watch through binoculars. Dalton, or the man his family assumes is Dalton, plays and tussles out there with a young boy, while his wife tends a grill.

"Have you been spying on him like this since day one?" Vivian asks, more curious than anything.

"Someone's got to keep an eye on him."

"Whitney is doing so," she says. "She keeps him bugged around the clock."

"Never hurts to have a second set of eyes on him," you say.

But the truth is, you feel weirdly disturbed by it all, and can't take your eyes away even if you wanted to. It feels unfair. This man who ruined your life, in two different timelines apparently, or whatever -- gets to have a second chance with a loving family. You wanted Vivian to see it because you wanted to know you weren't alone in feeling this way. She watches as he tosses the old pigskin back and forth with the kid, who's all of about 8. They laugh and joke and play-tussle.

"Father never showed such affection to me," Vivian says.

That's all you needed to hear -- you're not alone.

"Of course, it is part of the role he has to play," Vivian says, reasoning it out to herself, to justify it. "Dalton was always a... very loving father."

"What an asswipe," you mumble.

She looks at you. "Would you hate me, Amber, if I told you that I still love him?"

"I dunno. He's your dad. Can't help that." But you feel a pang of resentment in your heart regardless.

"I try not to," she adds.

"Do you have an implant?" You ask her. "Is that why your eye -- you know."

"Yes." She clasps your hand, and holds it tight. "Please do not tell anyone. Some suspect -- none know. It can be between us."

"Okay," you say, and kiss her.
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>>3819110
>Vivian is bizarrely good at claw games. She wins you three stuffed penguins before you have to inform her that you're all penguined up for life and don't require any further penguins. No more penguins. Really.
This is adorable
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>>3819116
;_;
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>>3819116
>"Okay," you say, and kiss her.
this romance will only end in tragedy
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>>3819116
>But the truth is, you feel weirdly disturbed by it all, and can't take your eyes away even if you wanted to. It feels unfair. This man who ruined your life, in two different timelines apparently, or whatever -- gets to have a second chance with a loving family. You wanted Vivian to see it because you wanted to know you weren't alone in feeling this way. She watches as he tosses the old pigskin back and forth with the kid, who's all of about 8. They laugh and joke and play-tussle.
>"Father never showed such affection to me," Vivian says.
oof
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>>3819116
>Some suspect -- none know
Is she really this confidant I'm her acting skills? It's the most obvious thing ever
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Gonna go to bed.

Sunday at 9 PM EST: Gal arrives! Chloe strikes! The gathering storm! A key decision.
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>>3819134
sleep tight OP
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>>3819134
Night OP
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>>3819134
>A key decision
Oh boy
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>>3819134
Goodnight OP.
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>>3819134
Sleep well, OP-sama. Good work as always.

Boop, 4:21
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>>3819134
Time to die. It's 4:21.

'night OP.
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>>3819134
>Chloe strikes
Was wondering what Chloe's up to considering the episode title.

See ya OP.
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>>3819134
nini
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>>3818171
Hasn't she broken our trust like twice over now?
>attacking carmelia without asking us
>helping Vivian acquire darkbloom's assets and bust us out
What the shit Whitney? She's already been manipulated like three times
>By Darkbloom
>By the idol
>By Mara (almost)

Why shouldn't we be sceptical
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>>3819250
There’s a world of difference between not trusting due to low competency and not trusting due to thinking the other person is a murderer. Ally accused Whitney of conspiring to kill an innocent. That’s the main reason why she’s so fucked up over it.
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>>3819269
We accused Darkbloom of killing him, we didn't say shit about Whitney doing it.
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>>3819285
>You sit up. "What did you know about this?" You demand. "Did he tell you that he was doing this? Did you help him murder a sitting member of congress?"
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>>3819116
FAMILY MAN
>>3818987
>>3819048
This was a good decision. Although I have to wonder, who are we leaving behind to keep DA secure?
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>>3818099
Camelia scenes are Kino
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>>3818523
If cerise actually ran for president I would vote for her!
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>>3818996
haha.... ha
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>>3819134
BEST GIRL IS COMING!
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>>3819269
He thought she was being manipulated into doing it though, that would fall under a lack of competency
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>>3819116

Jesus, is there anyone in Fuck Quest that doesn't have serious issues with their parents?
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>>3819467
Rose and her parents get along pretty well
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>>3819467
If that's the case, I'm terrified about the prospect of knowing Chloe's parental hangups.

On the other hand, we never got to learn about the parents of Noelle, Kay, Sable, and Makoto so maybe there's still a chance at least one of them got lucky? Okay, maybe not for the last two considering how they turned out.
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>>3819596
>Noelle, Kay, Sable, and Makoto

>Noelle
Going to assume something to do with why she became a fed

>Kay
She up and joined the military pretty young, probably was trying to get out of the house

>Sable
There's no way that there's anything normal behind that

>Makoto
Japanese people don't actually have parents present in their house. Just watch any anime
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>>3819596
You can't have parental hangups if you don't have parents in the first place.
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Couple things about the flashback with Alex.

First part takes place on 4/22 but mentions it’s predawn so likely his house burned down on 4/21.

On 5/21 Camelia says the last time was asked her name is 30 days ago so that means it was also 4/21.

The date Camelia sets Alex on a path towards Sable is 5/21, Sable’s birthday.
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>>3820679
Good observations, Anonymous-dono. Very very good.

How much of everything we've done has played right into Camelia's hands? Is anything even straying a little bit?
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>>3820765
I want Camelia to plan my death in excruciating detail
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So did we ever figure out what Charlotte was so peeved about?

Did she find out about Palau?
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>>3821077
Oh, most certainly. There's no way Kay (or Scarlett) wouldn't relish the chance to rub it in.
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>>3821086
Bio-mom rubbing in the face of ersatz mother the fact that she fucked her son and daughter.
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>>3821172
What’s the exchange rate on Charlotte’s good boy points to Scarlett’s good boy points? Need to know if we made a good deal or not.
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Alex lies on his cot in the cell he shares with Renee, staring at the ceiling. "What's your happiest memory?" He asks.

Renee, sitting on the edge of her own cot, doesn't need to think. "Seeing Whitney and Vivian after I got out of prison," she answers. "Seeing how beautiful they were... how much they had grown and all the things they had accomplished."

"That's so nice."

"What's yours?" Renee asks. This is a positive sign, she thinks, and she wants to encourage it -- to lift Alex's spirits.

"Did I ever tell you that I was homeless? As a teenager."

"No... no, you didn't. But that can't be a happy memory, can it?"

"Why not?" Alex asks. "I was at this one shelter for a little while. Homeless youths, you know. A lot of mixed-up kids... well, I guess I was a mixed-up kid too. They wanted to keep us occupied so we wouldn't get into trouble. Every few months as a charity kind of thing, they had a bake sale. Proceeds going to funding for the shelter. And we had to bake a bunch of goodies and then sell them out front of a grocery store. I was only there long enough to do one bake sale, myself."

"How did it go?"

He smiles at the recollection. "It was amazing. I'm no good with cooking, but apparently I'm good with selling. I got more sales than anyone else... more than anyone at the shelter had EVER gotten at any bake sale. Everyone was so happy and proud of me for that. And then because of that, the manager of the store gave me a job, and when I went into the foster program, he took me in."

"That's really sweet of him."

"Well he..." Alex trails off. Instead of elaborating, he moves on. "The sale itself was just so fun. I think about it a lot." He pulls himself up into a sitting position and faces Renee. "I keep thinking that some day I might want to set up another bake sale. You know?"

Renee smiles. He's talking about the future -- a future beyond the walls of this cell. "That's a wonderful idea, Alex."

But Alex is deathly serious. "Ms. Carte... Renee... would you want to be in a bake sale?"

"Why not? I mean, I've never been much of a chef myself either but--"

"You have to be careful when you cook," Alex says, "or you might end up burned."

"Sure. I'm not that bad of a--"

"Are you sure you'd be okay with being in the bake sale I set up?"

It finally clicks in Renee's head. Her heart drops. She steadies her voice and says: "Well, we need to think about logistics. We want to make sure it works with everyone else's schedule too."

"Sure," Alex says, "but I don't want to wait too long."

"I understand. We've still got a bit of time to sort it out."

"Okay," Alex agrees. "Just let me know, though. I wouldn't want to set up a bake sale if you're not on board."

"Thank you, Alex."

Alex lies back down and moves the conversation on -- this exchange is a brief interlude among many other normal topics, slipped in as discreetly as possible so that any eavesdroppers might miss its real import. Renee feels ill for the rest of the night regardless.
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>>3821185
Oh fuck.
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>>3821185
So much Alex backstory in this episode.

I'm afraid of what's coming next.
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>>3821188
Full Life Consequences.
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The next morning, while Alex and Renee work at their stations, Mara visits.

"Give me a status update," she demands of Renee.

Renee answers, with hate in her eyes: "I am still several weeks out."

"Bullshit," Mara sneers. "You have your project files from Penelope, you should be more than capable to adapt those in a shorter period of time. You are purposely delaying."

"Think what you want."

The armed men surrounding Mara do not have a friendly demeanor to begin with, and Renee's impudence only makes things worse. Renee knows she's on thin ice, but isn't sure how to proceed.

"You will be ready by Tuesday or I will kill you," Mara says simply.

"I guess you're going to kill me, then," Renee says, shrugging. "You're asking the impossible. I can't be ready by--"

"I will kill Whitney and Vivian, too."

Renee exhales. "Vivian -- oh my God. You would. Even your own daughter, Mara."

"You said it yourself. She is more yours than mine. She cast her lot in with you people. So she can die with you too. It makes no difference. Will you be ready to operate by Tuesday or not?"

Alex pipes up: "We'll be ready."

Mara wheels on him. "You. I heard your sneaky little code speak. You are plotting something."

"Huh?" Alex says. "The codebase for Diogenes is nearly complete... it will be ready to go by Tuesday. I promise."

Mara motions at a man behind her: "This is Lev. He will be helping you debug your code. If he finds any discrepancies or errors, he will report them directly to me. The people you love will pay for your mistakes. Remember that."

"He's welcome to take a look," Alex says. "I could use the help anyway. The rest of the programmers here are awful."

Lev, an unbelievably corpulent and pigfaced and odorous man, circles and sits beside Alex in a wheeled chair that creaks beneath his heft.

"You are trying to be too clever by half," Mara warns Alex. "You are not ready for the retribution that stepping out line brings. You will finish your work and hand it over like the servile worker bee you are."

Alex turns wordlessly towards his keyboard and begins again to work.

"Are we understood?" Mara demands. When Alex does not reply, she adds: "You are just begging to get someone killed, Alex. Answer me."

He turns to her again. "I know what I am now," he says. "Maybe you don't."

Mara smiles. "You're just a brainy little fairy in over his head. Nothing more. Don't forget yourself."

"See? You're wrong." He leers at her. Her breasts. "Maybe before I kill you, I'll show you how wrong you are."

It turns out even Mara Darkbloom can be taken aback sometimes. After all her threats and vicious treatment, he would say even something like that without compunction.

"Lev can look at my code all he wants," Alex says. "He won't find anything out of bounds. The thing I'm planning involves slipping a knife into your eyeballs after Ally comes here and frees me. I don't need malicious code for that."

"I will enjoy watching you die," Mara says, voice quaking with rage.
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>>3821195
J-Jesus Christ, Alex.
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>>3821195
My boy's a scrapper
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>>3821195
Fuck yeah, Alex
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>>3821195
I have been waiting for this scene.
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Alex, unbelievably, befriends Lev.

Although Lev personally heard Alex threaten Mara with rape and death, although Lev is charged with sniffing out the subterfuge that Mara believes lurks in Alex's work, although Lev is not meant to trust Alex even one iota, it is hard to resist the charm. Alex has that effect on people. Because the person Lev actually discovers banging away at the architecture of the Diogenes platform is totally different from that first impression: he's a sweet, toothless, harmless, jovial -- feminine -- young boy. Not a mutineer.

Lev does his job, though. He reviews Alex's work in keen and painstaking detail. But he finds nothing untoward; hovers over Alex's shoulder day and night to watch the boy work and never sees him do anything besides diligently add to the program logic of Diogenes.

Lev is quite clearly impressed with Alex's vision and efficiency as a coder, and soon finds himself frequently praising the work. Alex turns pink and smiles at the praise every time, batting his eyelashes, giggling -- stroking Lev's arm, saying it's really nothing special. Lev takes to calling Alex "little bird," a nickname Alex warms to and blushes to hear. Sometimes Lev comes out with an idea of his own, usually a stupid or unworkable one; Alex unfailingly praises it as a great one, and thanks Lev for the help.
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>>3821077
isn't she peeved about Saul's nonstop pickup train?
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>>3821212
Reminds me of the strategy that Alex used on that server farm employee.
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>>3821213
Doubt it. I think it was established that they're both all in with the swinger arrangement, kek
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>>3821222
>strategy
That was accidental. But Alex is fully aware of his charms. Lev won't survive long.
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On Saturday evening, the blooming relationship hits a minor snag. As Alex types, Lev notices what Mara might call a discrepancy. "Go back up to that line," Lev commands, pudgy finger streaking the screen. His voice is harsher than it's been in quite some time.

Alex shows him.

"What is the purpose of this?" He asks. "Explain yourself. I am not following."

"It's a placeholder for now," Alex says. He sounds oblivious to Lev's suspicion. "Ugh... I should comment my code better! Hee hee. I'm so awful at that kind of thing. I'm sorry if you're confused here. It's all my fault. Anyway, it's going to monitor the clock speed of the grain and lower the amperage draw if it goes too high. That's all."

"Have you not already put that protection in place? I saw you working on similar code days ago."

"It needs redundancy. The worst thing would be if the processor overheats and burns your eye. That could ruin the device and maim the user... anyway, I need a little bit more progress on Ms. Carte's design to know where the right limits should be."

Renee, from across the table, at her own station, frowns at him. She wonders what he's playing at.

Lev suspiciously reviews the code for several long minutes, looking for the trick. He can't discern it. It's finally Alex who interrupts, asking: "Are you hungry, Lev?"

"A bit."

"I'm starving! Look, I know it isn't when they usually give me lunch, but -- I would be SO appreciative if you could--"

"Hmmph."

"Lev?"

"I can feed you, little bird," he says. "I have a cabin here. Plenty of food. You are right, we should take a break."

"Oh -- thank you! You're too nice to me, Lev."

Lev stands, and uncuffs Alex from the table. The other programmers in the work area seem a bit uneasy with the favored treatment being bestowed upon the hostage, but they don't dare to speak out of line. There's an organizational hierarchy at play; Lev is way too high up the food chain to countermand or so much as question his decrees. He leads Alex out by the hand. "Let's go get you a worm, little bird."

"Hee hee."

Renee watches Alex leave, speechless.

He doesn't return until much, much later that night, dropped back off at his cell by Lev himself. And he won't speak when he does get back, although after Lev is gone, he passes the sleepless Renee three packs of cigarettes plus a lighter before lying down.
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>>3821195
Our boy isn't down for the count. There might just be something of him left to save after all.
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>>3821233
This hurts. I'm sure it's a ruse, but it hurts.
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>>3821233
oh
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>>3821213
I was thinking the game, but Saul hadn't started hitting on Noelle when we first saw them in the gym, so it's not likely she saw them interacting
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>>3821233
>"It needs redundancy. The worst thing would be if the processor overheats and burns your eye. That could ruin the device and maim the user... anyway, I need a little bit more progress on Ms. Carte's design to know where the right limits should be."
Neat. Wonder if this is where the Chinese are getting hung up?
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Darkbloom Analytics has a small auditorium which is used for media functions and pressers. Today at a dais stands the new CIO, Anna Soliloquy. Although Darkbloom Analytics is one of the most important companies on the planet, the constant shuffling of its C-suite is only a minor news item in and of itself by this point, par for the course that it is. And so the outside interest in Gal's ascension is pretty low-level. There is only a smattering of reporters here to ask some softball questions. The entire thing is slated to last 10 minutes or so.

To support Mrs. Soliloquy, at her side stands Mrs. Soliloquy -- Cerise, that is -- as well as the rest of the board. You and Rose are way off to the side, ancillary to the ancillary; here to be quiet and observe, Armstrong made abundantly clear.

Gal stares doe-eyed and thunderstruck at the maybe two dozen journalists sitting randomly dispersed in metal folding chairs in the otherwise empty room. It's even weirder, you think, seeing Gal in a dress suit, than it was the first time you saw Cerise in one. It just simply doesn't look right. Like seeing a linebacker in a tutu.

They lob a couple questions her way: Are you excited to accept the position? What can you tell us about DBA's new pivot towards the restaurant industry? How will you beef up cybersecurity? Are you worried about foreign interest in Sand Reckoner?

A couple flashbulbs go pop. The questions subside, replaced by silence. Gal is quivering, and gripping the edges of the dais so hard her knuckles blanche.

"We're all super excited!" Whitney says, to fill the silence. "Ga-- Anna is going to be great. Just fantastic."

"She's a brilliant woman," Armstrong agrees. "A real super lady."

"I bet -- but we'd love to hear from her!" A journalist jokes.

"i--" Gal begins, leaning forward to speak into a small mic mounted in front of her. It shrieks feedback through the room. You, Rose, Cerise and the rest of the board bodily wince -- all save Spancer, who seems unfazed.

Gal turns whiter, if that's possible, and her head recoils like she just touched her forehead against a hot stovetop. She tries again: "i--" A beat passes. Attempt #3: "i-- i... BLEGHH" She vomits all over the dais, the floor, and herself.
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>>3821245
Oof.
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>>3821245
That actually wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. Gal IS making progress!
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>>3821251
She didn't hide under the dais, so I guess you're probably right.
She probably even made eye contact with one or two of them.
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Inside the executive dining hall, Gal sips hot cocoa, which Cerise even put marshmallows in. She's wearing a fresh change of clothes and seems not okay again after her little vomming episode.

"im sorry" she tells you all.

"It's fine. You did fine," Armstrong insists. "Believe it or not? Not in the top 5 worst press conferences I've ever personally witnessed. Not even top 20."

"thank you"

"You're not PR," Whitney says. "That was the flast time you'll ever have to face the public."

"THANK you," Gal says, much more emphatic and actually putting a bit of affect into her usually affectless voice.

"We have much to discuss before Chloe's arrival," Vivian says. "Your main task will be to ensure that her access is suitably restricted -- and to countervail any trickery she might deploy to get around it."

"yes"

"We're all counting on you," Nelson says. "Good luck."

Gal sips her drink and keeps her eyes cast firmly down. She picks a marshmallow out and chews it sadly. She doesn't particularly like to hear that she's being counted on, even if she knows it.

Into the room bursts Fazil -- rushing towards you all. "Yes! Hello! May I introduce myself?"

He holds out his hand for Gal to shake. She reluctantly accepts the gesture.

"I am Fazil, yes, pleased to be meeting! I wanted to avail myself right away of anything you might require. But! More to the point! I am gathering that you, yes you, Mrs. Soliloquy, you are Galatea?"

"i..." Gal murmurs, looking from face to face, unsure whether Fazil is a person who should be kept in the loop. You intercede for her: "Yes, she's Galatea."

"My goodness!" Fazil says. "Let me tell you, this is not the countenance I expected to match to the name! You caused no end of ruckus, you know, back in the day!" Gal blushes. Fazil laughs it off. "No matter! That is not meant to be taken harshly. We are meeting today as friends after all. Yes? Oh, I am so excited. You simply must tell me your methods, how you devised them -- to remain anonymous despite my very most studious efforts to demask you! Are you really Galatea? How fantastic. I was picturing a 200 kilo man in his mother's basement in New Jersey. You are maybe the opposite of that! Please do not be shy, there is so much I want to learn from you! I am your student, Mrs. Soliloquy, or should I say Galatea? I am in your tutelage!"

Gal is looking like she might vomit again, so you gently lead Fazil from the room. "Let's give her a bit of time to onboard before we overwhelm her with lots of questions, huh?" You get him back out into the hallway.

"Oh. Yes, of course!" Fazil is genuinely remorseful: "I am being so impatient and inconsiderate. Tell Gal to forgive me, if you can. Please understand, this moment for me is as if I am a novice basketball player who has met Scotty Pippin!"

You're not the world's biggest sports buff, but you think there are probably better NBA superstars to have used in that analogy instead of Scotty Pippin. Michael Jordan? LeBron James?
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>>3821254
>"You're not PR," Whitney says. "That was the flast time you'll ever have to face the public."

Flast time? I know that this is probably a typo, but this is Whitney we're talking about here.
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>>3821254
Ohhh Fazil. Thank you for lightening things up after everything else that's happened tonight
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>>3821261
I think she meant "first and last"
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>>3821261
You're right that it's a typo, I meant to say "first and last" but the post hit the character limit so I was going to shorten it.

But, I can retcon it to say that Whitney decided at the last second to say "last" instead of "first and last" and her brain fucked it up on the way out of her mouth.
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>>3821254
Scottie Pippen is a fuckin ace. Alabster again confirmed for shit-taste.
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>>3821267
I'll take it as part of the "Whitney-isms" dictionary.
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>>3821267

I think the only thing that made me feel like it wasn't Whitney doing it on purpose was the fact that no one called her out on the use.

Literally the least Whitney thing about it is how people other than Whitney reacted.
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>>3821185
>"Well he..." Alex trails off.
god damn it
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Back in the dining hall, Whitney wants an answer to the question: "So, Cerise? Are you gonna be a congresscritter or what?"

"Erm," Cerise says.

"I don't wanna push," Whitney says, "and plus we've got time to figure it out. We'll hold the announcement until after Operation Jigglypuff, even if you decide to go for it."

"Would you please stop calling it Operation Jigglypuff?" You grouse.

"No."

"Do you know me?" Cerise asks Whitney. "I hate the public almost as much as Gal does."

"it's true" Gal says.

"So how am I supposed to be a politician?" Cerise asks.

"That's fine," Armstrong says. "Politicians all hate the public. That's bog standard. The few freaks who care about serving the public good always end up burning out."

"I think you'd make an excellent congresswoman," Nelson says. "And it would be so historic. You'd be the youngest woman ever elected to the House!"

"That's all well and good," Rose says, "but we need to do what's right for the family. It has to be Cerise's choice."

But Cerise is uncertain. "Alabaster?" She says. "What do you think?"

[ ] You should run.
[ ] You shouldn't run.
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>>3821284
>[x] You should run.
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>>3821284
>[X] You should run.
Not a smart choice, but an interesting one.
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>>3821284
>[x] You should run.

A congress critter that fucks her brother, that fucks her mom.

Sure, why not?
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>>3821284
>[ ] You should run.
I think Whitney is actually right on this one.
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>>3821284
>[ ] You should run.
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>>3821293
Let's be real here, that probably doesn't even reach the top 100 list of worst things members of Congress have done.
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>>3821185
This is the most obvious secret code ever
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>>3821284

[x] You should run.
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>>3821284
>[x] You should run.
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>>3821284
>congresscritter
Another Whitney quip for the books.

>[x] You should run.
I reckon it's up to Ally to make this run into a win.
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>>3821284
>[X] You should run.
As if we would ever turn this down
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>>3821284
>[ ] You should run.
Fuck it, I'm curious to see where this goes
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>>3821284
>[x] You should run.
I'm going to be honest here and admit I'm voting for this to see more /csg/ autism at work.

>>3821300
Alex, baking, and shenanigans go hand-in-hand.
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>>3821284
If we're going to do this congress-style, we need a protest vote.
>[ ] You shouldn't run.
Even though I think she'd do a great job.
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>>3821284
>[x] You should run.
the dream
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>[x] You should run.

Cerise sighs. "I guess I'm outvoted."

"You've got exactly the kind of shitty personality that goes far in Washington," you say. "We'll have a President Soliloquy sometime soon. Exciting, right?"

She flips you off. You flip her off.

"Think of the frequent flier miles though," Whitney says. "You'll be jetting back and forth between DC and Palo like every couple days."

"You're doing a great job of talking me out of this," Cerise says.

"Heeh."

"I'll get the necessary preparations made for your announcement," Armstrong says. "We want things squared away when we decide to pull the trigger. There's a lot of scandals we'll be playing whack-a-mole against."

"Scandals? Like what?" Whitney asks.

Armstrong wildly, frustratedly just motions at all of you with both his hands as if that alone is enough elaboration. And it is.

"Congratulations," Rose says, laying a hand atop Cerise's. "You'll need a campaign manager, of course. I volunteer."

"Fuck no," you say. "You can't even win a high school student council election. If any of us should manage her campaign, it's me."

"What? You cheated. That hardly counts. I know you cheated--"

"Blah, blah, blah with the cheating shit. Christ. Get a new act, Rose."

"I'm gonna prove it, Alabaster, you fucker, watch me. I'll have you retroactively impeached."

"You have got to be shitting me. You're still going on about impeachment? Five years later? Does it drive you up the wall that bad to know you couldn't get it done? To know you lost--"

"I didn't lose--"

"You lost--"

"I won. I fucking won that election. I got more votes--"

Armstrong bangs the table with his fist. "Shut the fuck up," he barks.

You shut up.

"I'm gonna manage her campaign. Me and Vivian."

Vivian nods. "A professional campaign requires professionals to run it," she says. She looks from you, to Rose. "Your talents, such as they are... would be better suited to... other things."
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>>3821333
This is gonna be tanoshii as fuck.
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>>3821333
Based Armstrong
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>>3821333
Impressive, so many of my favorite Fuck Quest things in one post.
>Fighting over campaign management
But why don't they just ask Gal to hack the election?
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>>3821338
>implying we won't later
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"Our best path is to clear the primary field of opponents," Armstrong says. "Keep them out of the race so you clinch the nomination uncontested. Pure warchest fundraising, gladhanding, backroom kind of battling, nothing public. Since you'll be running as a Democrat, it'll be a cakewalk come the general. You'll hardly have to campaign at all. If you don't win it by at least 70 points, it's because I'm rusty."

"Hold on," Cerise says. "Can't I run as an independent?"

"Why?" Armstrong says.

"Becuase... that's what I am?"

"Okay, but why?" Armstrong repeats.

"Because -- now hold on a second," Cerise says. "I can't just join a political party I've never been a part of, to win an election--"

Armstrong laughs like he's hearing a favorite joke. "Okay. Okay. You've got a lot to learn. That's fine. Listen, let's talk later, all right? Meanwhile I'll fill out the paperwork for the Dem primary."

"Wait--" Cerise says, but Armstrong is already on his way out the door.

"Learn to dodge the concerns of your constituents like that," Nelson says as he watches Armstrong depart. "You'll be well on your way if you can master that."
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>>3821077
She is Alabaster's real mother.

>"I guess the entire Mallory family is gonna try to fuck me today."

>"I'm not a Mallory," you huff, insulted. "I'm a Soliloquy. Always have been, always will be."
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>>3821349
This is great.
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>>3821349
Based Armstrong
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Everything's going to be okay, Anonymous-tachi.
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In her first act after arriving on campus, Qiangxiang had all the employees in her department from VP to coffee boy line up in the lobby like enlisted men at boot camp awaiting room inspection. Now, she walks down the line with clipboard in hand, checking off names, asking the occasional question, and doling out the occasional firing. It's more than a little bit creepy. Whitney accompanies her to countermand any decisions she doesn't like.

"Kenichi Takagawa," Qiangxiang says with a frown, coming to Ken Smith.

"Howdy."

She looks him slowly up and down, from his Stetson hat to his bolo tie to his snakeskin boots. "I see you've traded one degenerate culture for another," is her assessment.

"Horse apiece I reckon."

"What do you do?" She asks.

"I work with our robotic units. SMATTERS in particular."

"We will not require your services any longer," she says. "You may go."

"You're not firing Ken," Whitney tells her. "I like him too much. He's such a character."

"Retaining employees for sentimental reasons is precisely why there is so much organizational rot within this company."

"Suck my asshole," Whitney sneers.

Qiangxiang ticks Ken's name off the list -- but there will be no firing for him today.

She begins towards the next person down the line, but Ken speaks up, staying her. "I got me some mighty impressive units down in the R&D labs. I suppose seein' 'em might change your tune about how useful I am."

"I sincerely doubt it."

"Never say never, little lady. I've got over 1,000. There's bound to be one you're fond of, too."

"Mm."

"Me? My favorite is unit 731."

He grabs his belt buckle with both hands and tugs it a bit from side to side, to straighten it. He smiles at her. Qiangxiang isn't fazed, but nor does she find a biting insult to lob back; she just moves on.
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>>3821376
>Unit 731 (Japanese: 731部隊 Hepburn: Nana-san-ichi Butai), also referred to as Detachment 731, the 731 Regiment, Manshu Detachment 731, The Kamo Detachment[3]:198, or the Ishii Company, was a covert biological and chemical warfare research and development unit of the Imperial Japanese Army that undertook lethal human experimentation during the Second Sino-Japanese War (1937–1945) of World War II. It was responsible for some of the most notorious war crimes carried out by Imperial Japan. Unit 731 was based at the Pingfang district of Harbin, the largest city in the Japanese puppet state of Manchukuo (now Northeast China).

Holy fuck, Ken, calm down.
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>>3821376
>Me? My favorite is unit 731.
Oh Ken
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>>3821376
Ken the fucking champ
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>>3821376
I kind of wish Makoto were here to see this.
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>>3821376
Ken, destroyer of chinks
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You watch the proceeding from atop the second level hallway overlooking the lobby. Most of the rest of the board is there, too, to scope out the scene -- only Gal, who's busy with the tasks set out for her, and who anyway doesn't like open-air public spaces, is missing.

"Ice bitch," Armstrong mutters. "Fuck, she creeps me out."

"She's 16," Nelson says. "How bad can she be?"

"She is extremely dangerous," Spancer answers. "I advise maximal caution."

"Let us stay our assessment until we meet formally," Vivian says. "She should be up in the conference room presently."

Down below, Qiangxiang stops in place, to tip back a small tin of mints to her mouth, and chew them. As she chews, she looks up, and makes eye contact with you. And the way she chews something as innocuous as a breath mint is at once disturbing and alluring... you get the eerie sensation that it's a gesture directed specifically at you. Then turning, she continues with her quest to rival Whitney for the highest rate of employee termination at Darkbloom Analytics.

"I should be there at the meeting as well," Darkbloom says.

"No," you sneer. "Fuck you. You're in jail."

"The last thing we need is for Chloe to suspect the truth of our current situation," Darkbloom says. "As far as she knows, Dalton Cantor is a normal board member in good standing. To bar me from a board meeting, the first in which she takes part -- would raise suspicions--"

"We'll come up with an excuse," you say. "We'll say you've got important business, or something."

"Vivian," Darkbloom pleads. "Tell your obstinate boyfriend to be reasonable."

"I will not intervene," Vivian says. "Fight your own battles, father."

[ ] Let Darkbloom attend the meeting.
[ ] Bar him from coming.
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>>3821376
fucking destroyed
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>>3821392
>Even Darkbloom is calling her Chloe
Oh, this is rich.

>[x] Let Darkbloom attend the meeting.

It's finally time for the full board to have it out.
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>>3821392
>[x] Let Darkbloom attend the meeting.
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>>3821392
>[x] Let Darkbloom attend the meeting.
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>>3821392
>>[x] Let Darkbloom attend the meeting.
I don't know if it's what Alabaster would do based on recent events(?), but it makes sense.
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>>3821392
[ ] Let Darkbloom attend the meeting.

Has Ken shown up since the tennis debacle? I honestly thought he moseyed on down the trail after that mess.
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>>3821392
>[x] Let Darkbloom attend the meeting.
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>[X] Let Darkbloom attend
We really have to get over this already
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>>3821392
>[ ] Bar him from coming.
At some point, someone in the board is gonna end up accidentally calling him David. Then the jig will really be up.
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>>3821408
My stats tell me he showed up in 3 episodes after the tennis tourney. I forget his role in the first two, but he piloted the drone that was at the bachelor party, that Whitney rode on top of.

>[X] Let Darkbloom attend

Closing.

Something has come up, so I'm going to need to stop for a couple hours. I'll post on Twitter when I'm ready to come back.
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>>3821392
>[ ] Let Darkbloom attend the meeting.
If he's on our side he needs to now what's going on or else it's all pointless. Alabaster are gonna have to learn to put their differences aside, at least for the time being
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>>3821417
Well shit. See you soon, OP~.
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>>3821417
>Something has come up, so I'm going to need to stop for a couple hours. I'll post on Twitter when I'm ready to come back.
Normally, I'd be upset, but this is perfect timing for me
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>>3821417
I guess I'd forgotten. Good to see him spitting fire.
Cheers.
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>>3821416
Oh god I hope this doesn't happen.
>>3821417
See you in a few.
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>>3821417
>finally get back
>OP steps out
Well consarn it all
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Anybody up for a game of Cards while we wait? It's been a while since we've done it

https://doushio.com/cards/
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>>3821172
clearly the only solution is to fuck both mothers

there hasn't been a Charlotte / Mom scene, has there?
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>>3821513
Now I'm picturing Charlotte walking in on Ally and Rose's violent sex play and Domming them both.
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>>3821513
Deleted my last post. Technically not penetrative with both together (if i remember correctly), so far.
But Scarlett masturbated while watching us with Charlotte when she "tried us out" for Rose before the ceremony.
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>>3821524
I was thinking more a threesome with Charlotte and Mom desu

But Charlotte / Rose oyakodon might be fun too!
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>>3821233
Jesus christ its getting dark. Poor Alex.
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>>3821547
OP willing, we'll get both the lewd Judgment of Solomon and the Charlotte/Rose oyakodon.
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>>3821547
>Not going for both
Coward
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>>3821392
>[ ] Let Darkbloom attend the meeting.
I mean fuck Darkbloom, but he's really not the main enemy here.
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>>3821553
I believe in OP Studios!

>>3821554
I never said I wasn't willing to go for both
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"s-suck m-my dick, m-m-m-m-mother... m-m-motherfucker" Gal says.

"Good try," Armstrong says. He's giving Gal some last second coaching before the meeting, sitting together with her in the boardroom. "Now some people -- some people put emphasis on the 'suck' and some people put emphasis on the 'motherfucker'. It's a matter of personal taste. For instance, I'm a motherfucker guy. Suck my dick, motherfucker. Nelson, he likes to put emphasis on the suck."

"Suck my dick, motherfucker," Nelson says.

"Like that."

"You're both idiots," Kay says. When the fuck did she show up? She freaks you out worse than Qiangxiang. "Suck my dick, motherfucker." She cups her crotch obscenely. "That's how you do it."

"Okay, that's another option," Armstrong says. "Kay puts emphasis on the dick. It's a bit unusual. But valid."

"s-s-suck my dick.......... motherfucker"

"Good, good," Armstrong says. "We'll keep working on it."

"does anyone put emphasis on the word my" Gal asks.

"Huh?" Armstrong says. "No. That would be... very strange. No one does that."

"maybe that can be my thing"

"Your thing?"

"you know like my gimmick"

"That's pretty advanced territory. Maybe once you master the basics."

"but hear me out"

"Fine. Sure."

"you put emphasis on the word my -- because then it's like they've been sucking so many dicks that you need to tell them which dick specifically to focus on"

Armstrong nods. "Huh. Well, I see your point. But that's kind of a stretch, for the other person to figure out."

"It's all in how you say it, I guess," Nelson tries.

Vivian enters. "She is on her way. Are we ready?"

As ready as you'll all ever be, you suppose.
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>>3821563
Okay this is cute as fuck.
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>>3821563
Oh man, is Armstrong gonna go full father figure on her?
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>>3821563
I'm really happy with how much more prominent Armstrong and Nelson are this season
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>>3821569
Theyre blessings
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>>3821563
I want Gal to be mean!
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>>3821563
This is surprisingly adorable

>>3821569
Same
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"It is a pleasure to finally meet you all," Qiangxiang says as she shakes your hands each in turn. When she gets to Gal -- who's her typical flighty and frightened self -- and takes her hand, she grips it so hard that Gal's knuckles shift one over the other and it looks like Qiangxiang is only seconds away from shattering the bones. Gal squeaks. "Are you going to keep your eye on me?" Qiangxiang asks in a mocking tone. "I suppose you are up to the task."

You lay your hand on Qiangxiang's arm and scowl at her. "You won't make friends here by pulling this power move bullshit."

Next she shakes Armstrong's hand. Armstrong is maybe taking a sort of fatherly shine to Gal, or maybe he just likes to one-up people, because the iron grip he gives Qiangxiang actually causes an audible crunch. Qiangxiang just smiles at him, and doesn't let on even a hint of pain. After a few moments, Armstrong finally lets go. Qiangxiang steps back, hand already bruising badly. From her purse she pulls that same tin of mints, and eats another couple, maybe as a way to distract from the pain she must be feeling.
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Armstrong and Gal are really cute together, somehow
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>>3821578
I've been looking forward to this.
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"Restaurants," she says, pulling the hem of her dress forward and sitting at her chair. The rest of the board seats themselves too, you included. "I hear this company has decided to waste its time and energy on restaurants."

"It's a pivot," Whitney says. "Oh, yeah -- meeting is in session." She bangs a little gavel on the table. You have no idea why she got it in her head to start doing this, but she did; she formally announces meeting by gavelling them in and out.

"You needn't concern yourself with those things," Vivian tells her. "Your task is to help us complete Diogenes. This will take 100% of your time and energy. All else will remain under our auspices."

"Why am I to take orders from a girl who is little taller than a thimble?" Qiangxiang says. "What shall you do, Vivian, if I refuse your directives? Gnaw at my ankle?"

This is going to be rough. You've had the sense for a while now that Qiangxiang is a sort of mirror-universe Vivian -- Vivian through a scanner darkly. Their clash is going to threaten the rocky partnership before it even truly begins.

"I am your COO," Vivian says. "If you refuse my directives, you will be replaced. We are partnering with Broad Dynamics on a purely voluntary basis. Such partnership can be ended voluntarily as well."

See -- there it is.

"i will onboard you with all the needed project files," Gal offers, speaking as if from a memorized script, which you assume it probably is.

"Speak when spoken to, slave," Qiangxiang says without glancing her way.

"She can speak whenever she goddamn w--" Whitney begins. But it's Gal who cuts her off, speaking on her own behalf:

"everything is routed through me -- chloe. your workstation, your personal cell phone, all of it. in hacker terms: i own you. so in that sense... in that sense it's you who is the slave"

Armstrong arches an appreciative eyebrow. Darkbloom, who is far from thrilled to have to work alongside the girl whose hacking led to his ruin and death, is less impressed.

"Did Sir give you permission to wear that outfit?" Qiangxiang asks with a smirk. "It is so awfully conservative. I thought he liked to show you off."

"suck my dick motherfucker"

Qiangxiang titters in her smug, self-satisfied way. Gal blinks rapidly, holding back tears -- it was a nice try, but Armstrong was right, it's a weird way to say that.
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>>3821582
Ohhh man.
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>>3821582
blessed Gal
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>>3821580
It's a nice mentor-mentee relationship.
>>3821582
She's already moving to advanced territory--basics be damned.
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Whitney is more straightforward. "Go fuck yourself, Chloe. If you want to come here and play Roast Me with us, we can just get rid of you, like Viv said."

"You cannot get rid of me," Qiangxiang tells her. "I understand that the investors are already running scared, now that Mara has left the board. Imagine how scared they will be once I make clear to them that I intend to tank every single company in their portfolio if they do not divest of their holdings in this firm."

"I--" Whitney begins.

"We can crash and burn whole sectors of the American economy just by calling in debt -- and directly shutter our own domestic firms on our shores that so many of your investors hold stock in. Even suggesting that we could do it will make every single one of your investors dump you like a sack of refuse. Do you even understand what I am saying, right now, Ms. Darkbloom, or have you lost all focus like the ADHD sufferer that you are?"

"We understand perfectly well," Vivian says. "We understand that if this company fails, your own research will falter. We are in a MAD scenario, to speak in game-theoretic terms."

Whitney glowers.

"This is the carrot," Qiangxiang says. "Working together. If we do not come to an amicable relationship, there is the stick. I can order you all killed on my whim."

"I'll beat your ass before you make the call," Whitney thunders.

Qiangxiang ignores her. "Let us discuss the terms of our agreement to help against Mara."

"She's a common enemy," you say. "The terms are that we all kill her because it benefits us all."

Qiangxiang smirks. "Hmm. What reason is there for me to ally with you, Ally, rather than ally with Mara?"

"Because we're the winners," Whitney says.

"I believe that Mara has a great deal of research of her own," Qiangxiang says, "conducted by people under her command, as well as Renee Carte, and Alex Best -- probably they are working on a new generation of ocular implant. The fruit of that work, when we seize it, will belong to me, and to Broad Dynamics. Those are our terms."

"No," Vivian says. "We will mediate your access to those materials the same as any other. Moth-- Mara's work products, if she has any, are developed from ours as a basis, and belong to Darkbloom Analytics."

"I have a small strike team of 10 well-armed and well-trained men, augmented by our Xi Shi implant, at the ready to assist you," Qiangxiang says. "They are the favored black operations team that Broad Dynamics uses for risk-fraught, time-sensitive assassinations. Mara can be dead by this time tomorrow if only you agree to grant me unmediated access to the future of the Diogenes project. Otherwise, you can continue with whatever ill-conceived shoot-em-up scheme you have planned."

[ ] Deal.
[ ] No deal.
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>>3821590
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
The stakes keep getting higher and higher and the options keep getting worse and worse. I hate it. I hate it!

>[x]No deal.
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>>3821590
>[ ] No deal.

fuck you, commie
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>>3821590
god fucking damn it OP, I'm not ready for this
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>No deal.
This is the mother of all traps
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>>3821590
>[ ] No deal.

No fucking way. This girl thinks she has us over the barrel. Not happening.
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>[x] No deal.
Fuck outta here
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>>3821590
>Mara can be dead by this time tomorrow
It's the things left unmentioned that makes this decision slightly easier. She never mentioned getting Renee and Alex back alive to get this task done.

>[ ] No deal.
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>>3821590
>[X] No deal.
I thought this was "Fooly Chloe," not "Chloe tries to fuck everyone in the United States over."
As if Chinese ocular implants even work at all. It's a bluff, and we should call it.
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>>3821590
>[X] No deal.
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>>3821590
>"Hmm. What reason is there for me to ally with you, Ally, rather than ally with Mara?"

>Chloe called us Ally
I'll beat your ass with my fucking car, you goddamn commie.

>[x] No deal.
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>>3821582
Damn, Chloe is going for blood

>>3821590
>[ ] No deal.
Don't play her dumb game, bitch is getting nothing but a good slap
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>>3821590
>I have a small strike team of 10 well-armed and well-trained men, augmented by our Xi Shi implant, at the ready to assist you

Well, too bad we're turning her down, These guys aren't going to be so good for much longer.
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>>3821590
>[ ] No deal.
chicoms gonna chicom jesus fuck
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>[x] No deal.

"We've got all the strike team we need," Whitney says. "You're not getting your hands on our shit, Chloe, unless we say you can."

Anger shadows Qiangxiang's face. "You are so confident for a girl who is so unbelievably beyond her mental capacity. You could hardly succeed as a cashier at a grocery store last year. Now you think you can run a company with costs to rival a small nation's GDP. No wonder your organization lies in ruin -- it has you at the helm."

She takes her little tin of mints out again, and dispenses another couple into her mouth.

Drawing his line of sight from the tin in her hand, up to her face, Darkbloom regards her wryly. "Freshening up?" He says.

Qiangxiang doesn't respond, does not even acknowledge him. She continues to Whitney: "I should not be surprised that you refuse my help. Why should I even waste the energy to threaten you, when you will ruin yourselves of your own initiative? I am--"

"Does your uncle still make you suck his cock?" Darkbloom asks.

You have never seen Qiangxiang wince until this moment. She snaps her head in his direction. Her voice is shaky: "Pardon me?"

"I said does your uncle still make you suck his cock. Does he still ejaculate down your throat the way he did when you were little?"

Qiangxiang stands, trembling all over, and tears are streaming down her face. She spins, and exits the room without even an "excuse me." She just goes.

The boardroom is awash in stunned silence for several long moments before Whitney finally breathes: "holy shit."

Darkbloom sips at a glass of filtered water before turning to Whitney and saying with the air of a tutor: "know your adversaries. Surface-level insults can only try the weak. For those like Chloe, you must find the things from their personal history that hurt the most -- and twist it into their gut like a dagger."

"How did you know that?" Whitney asks.

"Broad Dynamics has been a thorn in my side for several years now. I am of course well familiar with the peccadilloes of its board -- its CEO in particular. And Chloe has been an up-and-comer for quite some time, herself. A prodigy, that one." He nods at his other daughter: "of course, not as impressive as you were, Vivian."

"Thank you, father."

"Guess I'm chopped liver," Whitney says.

"Now now," Darkbloom says smoothly. "If you were not also impressive, I would not have named you CEO."
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>>3821611
Absolute mad cunt
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>>3821611
Jesus CHRIST Darkbloom! i love it
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>>3821611
nice
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>>3821611
... holy shit.
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>>3821611
god damn man
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>>3821611
I'm getting suspicious about those mints. Some kind of supplement? Is Chloe wearing an implant that's buckling under the strain?
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>>3821611
David Darkbloom: thot destroyer
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>>3821621
Maybe she has bad breath?
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>>3821621
I think it’s a tic developed from washing the taste of fat disgusting uncle dick out of her mouth
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>>3821623
From what?
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>>3821611
We've made a good choice, I think.
>>3821621
At the very least it's a tick. Middling between a thinly disguised drug or, yes, something to counteract an implant.
>>3821624
Also this, referencing the former.
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I just realized this post was a callback to S1 when everyone thought David was making Vivian suck his dick.
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>>3821611
Jesus
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>>3821611
>Chloe has been sucking old uncle dick
Dropped
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Noelle, helpfully, has a map of Vail and its surrounding countryside printed out and lying on the desk in a meeting room, a couple stories down from the C-suite. You stand over it with everyone at the company who's in the know, save Qiangxiang -- this is an all-hands-on-deck powwow.

Amber's here, too.

"Will's Golf seats five if ya squeeze," she says.

Noelle dutifully writes this on a whiteboard with marker: TOYOTA GOLF, SEATS FIVE

"Can't we use something with a little more horsepower?" You say.

"He likes the way it handles. He's used to it. It'll be fine, trust me."

You shake your head. You don't like the idea of fleeing Russian mobsters in a hatchback from 1999.

"It is nondescript," Vivian says. "If you are to be tailing a man all the way from California to Colorado, you would do well to use vehicles that do not draw attention to themselves. Whitney's supercars are... not suited to such a mission."

"Aw, come on," Whitney says. "Every other asshole in the valley drives a Lambo or a Ferrari. The rest drive Teslas. And from what I hear, Vail's the same way."

"Mm. And interceding that is hundreds of miles of hoi polloi who drive hatchbacks from 1999. You do not want to be detected before you get there."

"We'll take our Volt," Rose says. "It seats five."

"We?" You say. Then: "Our?"

"That car is a marital asset now," Rose says. "It belongs to me, too."

"Oh no no nooo you don't," you growl. "It's mine. I paid for it."

"Thank you for paying. You got a lot of value for your half of it."

Noelle is already writing on the board: CHEVY VOLT, SEATS FIVE

And under these two models, she's writing seating arrangements:

>TOYOTA GOLF
Will Levy
Amber Catachresis
Alex/Renee
----
----

>CHEVY VOLT
Kay Vera
Alabaster Soliloquy
Noelle Keki
Alex/Renee
----
----

>Who, if anyone, will fill out the rest?
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>>3821647
>Who, if anyone, will fill out the rest?

Spancer
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>>3821647
Oh god. This is gonna take me a second to parse through.
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>>3821647
I don't remember who all is in play, but I say Rose needs to roll with us. We'll need her and her shotgun.
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>>3821647

Rose and Whitney in the Volt, Spancer in the Golf,
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>>3821647
>>3821652
>Rose should go in the Golf, we don't want her in the same car as Noelle since they're our muscle. We don't want to leave one car effectively unprotected
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>>3821647
>>CHEVY VOLT
>Scarlet and Charlotte
I wanna see the MILFs go at it
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>>3821647
>>TOYOTA GOLF
>Will Levy
>Amber Catachresis
>Alex/Renee
> [x] Spancer
> [x] A shitload of guns

>>CHEVY VOLT
>Kay Vera
>Alabaster Soliloquy
>Noelle Keki
>Alex/Renee
> [x] Rose
> [x] The Mallory arsenal
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>>3821647
David Darkbloom.
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>>3821656
On the other hand I wouldn't want to put either of them in danger. Mom dying once was more than enough for me, thanks.
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>>3821647
Rose is a must
I also highly suggest we take Armstrong and Nelson
>TOYOTA GOLF
Rose
Spancer
>CHEVY VOLT
Armstrong
Nelson
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>>3821657
I think we only need one car full of gats. Who else do we know is a fighter? Saul maybe?
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>>3821653
Add in >>3821660
Dalton is our best bet of getting in there before it goes pear shaped
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>>3821657
Addendum: One of the gun pile can be replaced with Ken + SMATTERS units.
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>>3821660
Seconding this

Also I know we have guns, but do we have any body armor?
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I can't count by the way, and left two slots open in the Volt even though I said it seats five. We'll keep that as-is and say it seats 6, since voting is already going.
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>>3821647
>Rose
>Spancer
>SMATTERS if it would be possible for someone to pilot it remotely?
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>>3821647
Alex should preferably go in the same car as us. With that in mind:

Golf should have Renee, Spancer, and Armstrong.
Volt should have Alex, Rose, and Darkbloom.

Good night FQ, and good luck.
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>>3821668
At least you were the first to notice, kek
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>>3821660
I dunno about that, chief - bringing along Darkbloom means that we're bringing his implant straight to Mara's doorstep. I'm not sure what the implications of that would be but I'm sure that they're not good.
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>>3821656
We can have the milfs go at it without also getting them shot by the Russians

>>TOYOTA GOLF
>Will
>Amber
>Alex/Renee
>Spancer
>Rose
Spancer is obvious, Rose can defend the car that Noelle isn't in. Splitting up Ally and Rose will also keep them from bickering which will otherwise come back to bite us at a critical moment.

>>CHEVY VOLT
>Kay
>Alabaster
>Noelle
>Alex/Renee
>Fazil
Fazil is exactly the wildcard we're going to end up needing. I'm kind of indifferent on the last slot. Daltbloom seems like something Mara would see through immediately, but I guess he could be helpful.
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>>3821647
I'll change >>3821656 to
>Vivian & Whitney
>Rose & Darkbloom
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>>3821647
>TOYOTA GOLF
Will Levy
Amber Catachresis
Alex/Renee
>[x] David Darkbloom
>[x] Vivian Darkbloom


>CHEVY VOLT
Kay Vera
Alabaster Soliloquy
Noelle Keki
Alex/Renee
>[x] Rose Soliloquy
>[x] Spancer Jardan
I hate everything about this.

>>3821679
That implies that we lose, in which case it doesn't even matter anymore.
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>>3821680
This but replace Fazil with David (Dalton).
Let's keep our circle closed tight(ish).
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>>3821662
I'm gonna replace my vote for Nelson with
>Ken + SMATTERS units
if it's possible for us to fit the SMATTERS in the trunk or something
Either way, I'm certain that our cowboy can do some SICK gunplay
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>>3821685
I mean, it's not a huge deal if we lose Daltbloom, except that we lose the implant. Losing just him seems like a pretty likely outcome, honestly.

Also, what does Vivian provide to this mission? I'm not saying she provides nothing, but I can't think of much she could do.
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>>3821694
It's a gut feeling I have. I don't know why. I know it's a stupid reason, but I'm going with it.
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>>3821696
Well, it's only as stupid as your gut is. The real question is, do you have a gut worth trusting?
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>>3821688
Replace Fazil with Ken (and/or SMATTERS) if David doesn't make the cut (for the purposes of duping (possibly) Mara).
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>>3821699
The last time I didn't listen to my gut I got into a car accident and wound up homeless, so yeah.
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Mara picks the grain up from Renee's desk.

"Is it complete?" She asks.

Renee nods.

"A new generation for a new platform of mind-machine augmentation. What have you designated it?"

Renee shakes her head. "I don't know. It doesn't make a difference what you call it, honestly. David always came up with those silly names."

"Oh, don't be so modest," Mara says, setting the grain back down. Suddenly, she kicks her foot up, onto the seat of Renee's chair, right between Renee's legs. Renee startles.

Mara, leaning in, and leering evilly, says: "He let you name one. Didn't he? So nice was he to his favorite mistress. Greek, Greek, Flower, Greek, Greek -- one of these things is not like the other."

Renee glares right back at her. "Yes. You're very smart, Mara, congratulations. One night after we fucked, while he was lying in bed with me instead of you, I told him the name to use. I've always liked camellias. Shame that he misspelled it, but then, I guess he had other things on his mind."

Mara laughs. "Camellias are gauche, though, aren't they? I prefer dahlias." She eyes the grain. "Yes. Dahlia is apt. An upgrade over the inferior model."

---

Mara lies on an operating table. She is sedated, and her eyeball is on her cheek.

Renee has the power of God over her right now. In her surgical mask, with forceps in hand, she knows she can stab Mara right in her brain, and end this nightmare.

But it's not so easy, is it. Of course it means death, instantly, from the coterie of armed goons who surround Mara at all times, now included. Which she would not be so hesitant about -- she would gladly give her life to save the lives of the people she loves in California. But she wouldn't be the only one to die. Alex is assisting the operation, and they would kill him, too. And then... and then after that, the retribution. You can cut the head off a snake and still be poisoned. The people in California won't necessarily be safe just because Mara is dead.

She looks to Alex for guidance. After all, he was thinking in the same desperate terms not too long ago.

Alex locks eyes with her and shakes his head, just ever so slightly. It's a no-go, then.

She installs the grain and puts Mara's face together again.

---

In their cell that night, Alex is frank:

"They'll kill us in a couple days, maybe. As soon as they're reasonably certain there's nothing left for us to debug."

"You're right."

"We don't have a lot of time. What you wanted, back there -- the reason I didn't..." he trails off. "It isn't only Mara. Her servers and all. Do you understand what I'm telling you?"

"Yes."

"What do you think, then?"

"One more day," Renee tells him.

"Okay."
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>>3821703
IMMENSELY STRESSED
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>>3821703
I hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it
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>>3821703
fuck fuck fuck FUCK
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>>3821703
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>>3821703
Welp
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>>3821703
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>>3821703
I'm sure this is fine.
Nobody panic, it's fine.
NOBODY PANIC.
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>>3821703
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You know, it's okay if we die. That's fine. It means the nightmare is over for us.
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>>3821716
It's not Alabaster that I'm afraid will die.
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>>3821717
I meant it as a fully collective "We".
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>>3821721
Fair enough then.

GAME OVER
RETURN OF MARA
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Okay lads! Finally caught up and all I can say is, dear god, oh lord, operation Jigglypuff-puff that Russian bitch to hell is a go!

No more waiting, it's war time now!
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"Well, it's time," Armstrong says after lunch. He stands, and beckons Nelson to stand with him. He glances down at you. "Thanks for eating with us today, instead of down in the mess hall with the commoners. I'd love to stay and chat, but I have to go see a man about a whore."

"We will let you know when the meeting with Rowan has concluded," Darkbloom tells you. "Be ready to tail him."

"Where are you meeting?" You ask.

"He wanted to meet off-site, naturally -- away from Whitney's prying eyes. He suggested a cafe on Middlefield, near Hoover Park--"

"Oh my fucking god," you say.

"Is there a problem?" Darkbloom asks, confused.

"Nevermind. Yeah, we'll be there."

Darkbloom nods. "Amber and her strange little boyfriend--"

"They're just friends," you cut in.

"Amber and her strange little friend who's a boy should get ready, too. First changeover in Gilroy as planned. I will meet back up with them in Bakersfield at changeover two."

Your car and Amber's will leapfrog the journey. One will remain behind Rowan's car for a period of a hundred miles or so, then stop off to refuel. The second car will take the first car's place behind Rowan -- while meanwhile the first car hurries ahead to the next fuel stop, and so forth. This way, Rowan will be less likely to notice that he's being followed.

"Good luck," Darkbloom says, and means it. "See you in Vail."
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>>3821727
Oh no. It's over. It's all over.
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>>3821727
Here we go. Man I hope Ally has been working on his aim in the interim.
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>>3821727
that's it, we're fucked, that's it, we're fucked, that's it, we're fucked this is an awful start
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>>3821727
I'm expecting some more greyed-out boxes in the next lewd chart.
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>>3821727

>The fucking Cafe again

Oh we really are fucked aren't we?
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>>3821727
>"He wanted to meet off-site, naturally -- away from Whitney's prying eyes. He suggested a cafe on Middlefield, near Hoover Park--"
We're doomed
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>>3821727
>He suggested a cafe on Middlefield, near Hoover Park--
Tyrus, please deliver us and monkey wrench the plan already.
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It'll be fine. Everything is fine.
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>>3821738
I want to believe this. I really, really do.
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>>3821734
>>3821736
>>3821737
Maybe this time it will work. What, fifth(?) time's the charm, right?
It's fine. We're all going to be okay. Everything is okay.
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"I don't see what's so important about that thing," Hugh says, handing the bat over to Tyrus. He stands with him in the middle of a deserted lot in San Fran. Deserted save for them, and about a dozen of Tyrus's men. "I had to break my balls to get this out of evidence at the FBI field office. Can't believe you're paying me a million bucks for one Louisville slugger."

Tyrus takes the bat in hand, and practices swinging it a few times. The sonic crack of air is vicious sounding all on its own. "Sentimental value," he says between swings.

"Yeah, I get it. Your gay husband used that sucker to murder people, so you want to pay him some kinda--"

Tyrus takes the bat to Hugh's Achilles heel, with form befitting a PGA golfer. Hugh collapses to the dusty ground, howling in agony.

"You fuck! You broke my fucking heel bone!"

"You show Marquis the respect he deserves," Tyrus sneers. "God rest his soul. I will not have you talking in that tone about him in my presence."

"My fucking heel! Oh Christ, fuck!"

"Say some more shit, and next time it's your skull," Tyrus says. He nods at one of his men. "Get this asshole to a hospital." Then, to his other men: "Let's go. We've got a date in Colorado."
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>>3821745
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
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>>3821745
Y-Yeah anon you're totally right, nothing can go, wrong we're fine, we're daijobu!

>>3821745

WE ARE DAIJOBU, WE AREN'T COMPLETELY FUCKED YET
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>>3821741
...
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>>3821745
AhaHAhaHahA, let's make it a party and have the FBI and the chinks drop in too!
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>>3821745
NOTHING IS FINE
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>>3821750
Everyone is here!
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"Hey, Will?"

"Sup."

You lean over the center console, one hand on that strange robot motherfucker Spancer's shoulder in the passenger seat. "Can you stop at my place before we head to the gas station? There's something I gotta pick up."

"Yeah, no sweat."

---

Your house is so creepy, when you walk through it with no one else inside. You hurry through the foyer, up the stairs, into your room.

You stand in front of a picture of George W. Bush.

You're not sure what it is that's making you do this... but somehow it feels like you need to. You pull the picture back, and open the safe, look down at the glowing red implant.

You stare at it for a long moment, as if expecting it to speak.

"Are you me?" You ask it.

Of course, it can't reply.

"Do you want to take a road trip?" You ask.

Through your window, Will is honking his horn like a madman -- he must have gotten word that Rowan whoever-the-fuck is on his way.

You take the implant and put it in your back pocket.

END OF EPISODE 4.

Special ED: https://vimeo.com/360151238
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>>3821753
Everyone is dead.
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>>3821754
I'm crying.
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>>3821752
WE'RE OKAY. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
>>3821754
THIS IS FINE. EVERYTHING IS DAIJOBU
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>>3821745
>>3821754
hahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAfuck
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>>3821754
Oh God.
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>>3821754
FUCKING WHY?
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>>3821754
I am ready to DIE

I am READY to fucking DIE YEAH

COME ON, FUCKER
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>>3821754
yee haw
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>>3821754
I hope this Saturday never arrives
Yet I can't live until it does.
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>>3821745
You were Alabaster Soliloquy, hollowed-out horndog and break-in bungler.
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>>3821754
Reminder that just one episode ago we were eating Galatea out in the middle of Palau.

Season 4 is so fucking breakneck
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>>3821766
Every episode has been a 2- or 3-parter. We're basically up to 8 at this point.
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Oh man, Jesus Christ, OP's Wild ride is back in full fucking swing, Next episode is going to be a rollarcoaster of pain and suffering I know it.

The worst part is, We're all gonna ride it too, whether we like it or not.

Once I wanted to get off this ride, now I realize this wild ride is the only place I have left to go.
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MEANWHILE...

Whitney anxiously checks the clock on the wall. It's 10 PM, which means that the caravan should be getting close to the halfway point. She hasn't heard anything from them, but that's by design; radio silence until the deed is done. Vivian, under the restaurant's table, squeezes her hand.

It's been a while since they ate at Baumé. Not since Cerise woke up. It was Qiangxiang's suggestion. She's treating the entire board to dinner -- the ones who are here, anyway -- as a way, she says, of smoothing over the difficulties of their first board meeting. They're assembled at a long table in the restaurant's private dining hall.

"And congratulations," Qiangxiang says to Gal, "on your wife's political aspirations. What an excellent cost-saving measure to simply install one of your company's own in the capital, rather than buying your legislators from a third party vendor."

Cerise gives her a feigned smile.

"I want to apologize for my behavior earlier," she tells the assembled guests.

"Don't mention it," Armstrong says, in a way that tells her she literally shouldn't.

"No, I insist," Qiangxiang says. "I am too stern and brash when I am stressed -- and of course, beginning a new job is stressful."

"Well, a free dinner helps," Whitney says, raising her champagne glass. "Cheers and salud and shit. As long as we all know where we all stand."

"Indeed," Vivian agrees, also toasting, and the rest of the room follows suit. All except Qiangxiang
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>>3821776
No,
NO
NO
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>>3821776
IT'S NOT ENDING AAAAAAAA
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She stands. "In my culture, it is customary to use gifts as a way of apologizing for slights. I assume this is a fairly universal cultural practice."

"Sure," Whitney says.

"You have a competitor here in the valley, correct? The Lightflower Corporation?"

Whitney shakes her head. "Oh, man. That Muskfucker. Don't get me started."

Qiangxiang holds up a palm. "Never you worry. As my gift to you, Whitney Darkbloom, I have taken care of it."

"Yeah? How?"

Qiangxiang whistles. Into the private dining room storms a team of men: and they're carrying, hogtied, mouth duct-taped, that guy who Whitney said not to get her started on. His face is beet red and sheened with sweat, and he's wild-eyed, and though he can't speak, he's obviously pleading for help. He writhes around in his bondage, looking from face to face of the board members. He's bleeding a bit from a wound in his head already.

Whitney jumps back from the table. "What the fuck--"

Cerise's jaw is slack; Gal is cowering into her breast. Armstrong is standing too, and Nelson, sitting beside him, has a hand clasped to his mouth. Vivian is oddly passive, and makes eye contact with Qiangxiang; the only signal of what she's feeling right now is her frown of disapproval.

The men dump their hostage onto the long table, right atop their plates and glasses and silverware and food, among clatters and thuds.

"Mmmmf mfff mfff mmmmf--"

Qiangxiang pulls a knife from her purse, and crawls up onto the table, hands and knees. She grins, and slits the hostage's throat. Blood sprays all across the room, over the walls and ceiling, and across Whitney, who starts hyperventilating.

Climbing down from the table now, Qiangxiang smiles. "His yacht has sunk, such a tragedy, a brilliant young magnate and his pop star girlfriend drowned in the Pacific... at least, this is what the world will think." She scans her eyes across the table now. "Oh dear. I've ruined dinner."

END OF EPISODE 4 (For real.)
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>>3821779
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
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>>3821779
Can you just end it already, my man?
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>>3821779
WOW THANKS I HATE IT
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>>3821779
ELON NOOOO!
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>>3821779
Defect to china right now, do it for Qiangxiang.
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>>3821779
I have no words.
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>>3821779
I guess that's what we get for making fun of her sexual abuse.
It's Sun Tzu from here on out, guys.
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>>3821779
that picture is way too apt.
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>>3821779
We should have fucked her in palau before we knew she was a full-blown psychopath
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This season has had some long episodes. I expect the next episode will be a bit shorter, but quite momentous!
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>>3821799
We already figured she was a psychopath in China.

Palau just confirmed her being crazier than Camelia.

This? I don't know what to call this.

Congrats, OP. You've turned me on to many fetishes, and now you've finally found a flavor of crazy that I actually wouldn't fuck.


>>3821800
Why do you enjoy our suffering so much?
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>>3821800
Absolutely terrified.

I only just noticed your ID has 'OP' in it.
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>>3821800
Whoops, forgot to factor in the bonus lewds from last ep.
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>>3821804
Ohhh man. I'm tired. Here's the actually full chart that includes the total word count.
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>>3821806
It's okay, you've been working hard. Was this episode as hard for you to write as it was for us to read? ;_;
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>>3821754
I feel like I need a reminder of the implants every episode, which is this again and why are we freaking out?
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>>3821809
Catachresis. Potentially home to the original Camelia's consciousness, and the only possible clue to unlocking the mystery behind Amber and the Catachresis family.
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PROMINENCE BY MENTION:
Whitney: 315
Rose: 244
Vivian: 208
Mom: 174
Galatea: 171
Renee: 162
Alex: 157
Rose2: 139
Cerise: 124
Kay: 109
Noelle: 91
Qiangxiang: 81
Amber: 73
Smatters: 51
Charlotte: 43
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>>3821811
Hold on, this is wrong. Fuck, I'm tired. Let me fix this.
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>>3821813
I'm hoping that entire last post is also a big sleepy oopsie you haven't caught yet, OP
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>>3821811
>>3821813

PROMINENCE BY MENTION:
Whitney: 415
Rose: 244
Cerise: 225
Vivian: 208
Mom: 174
Galatea: 171
Renee: 162
Alex: 157
Rose2: 139
Kay: 109
Noelle: 91
Qiangxiang: 82
Amber: 73
Smatters: 51
Charlotte: 43
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>>3821817
S-sleep well, OP.
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>>3821779
WELL THATS ONE FUCKING WAY TO ASSERT DOMINANCE
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Thanks for the hard work OP!
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>>3821801
>You've turned me on to many fetishes, and now you've finally found a flavor of crazy that I actually wouldn't fuck
Maybe that's the point. Maybe there's only one man whose enough of a neurotic nutter to tame this fucking lunatic.
Raisin Brant
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Boop of despair. This post brought to you by 421 Gang.
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>>3821828
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>>3821815

There was a different "MEANWHILE" ending that I considered doing with Chloe that would have taken her character in a different, but perhaps just as terrifying, direction. Not because of what the alternate scene would say about Chloe as a character but because of where it would take the story itself.

I really struggled with whether or not to do the scene you saw, to take her character to this extreme point, and I'm not usually so open about these process struggles during the process but, you tell me. I'm rarely dissatisfied after putting up a scene, but I've been sitting here still struggling with it after posting. Maybe I should retcon this and do the alternate ending instead? What do you think, full crazypants Chloe or mystery box? Call in to the Fuck Quest hotline to talk to a Fuck Quest Gameplay Counselor and let us know what you think.
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>>3821830
Tyrus does not appreciate this misappropriation of his crew's name.
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>>3821833
I DON'T WANT TO EXPLORE THE UNKNOWNS
I JUST WANT OFF THIS MOUNTAIN
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>>3821833
Well clearly you just have to make both endings canon and run two simultaneous Fuck Quests from here on out
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>>3821828
I've been waiting for it since the character images came out.
We'll see what develops, going forward.
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>>3821836
It worked GREAT the first time. Even two of the same lewd was great. What could go wrong?
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>>3821838

I gotta ask, IatM, were you a "with" man or a "without" man. Inquiring minds want to know.
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>>3821836
Two, maybe even three more seasons? (The third being the aforementioned movie.)
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>>3821833
As terrible of an idea it is my gut always tells me to vote MYSTERY BOX.
If push comes to shove and you really don't know what to do you can post the other thread ending and let anon vote on which one will be considered cannon going forward
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>>3821839
I mentioned both for this reason.

:^)
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>>3821833
>>3821836
Now to actually answer this, I think I'd rather have the current ending be canon. I can live with Chloe being a crazy fucking psychopath, since she's just one character as opposed to the entire story taking a turn for the worse.

I'm very curious as to what that other ending would have been though.
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>>3821833
I NEED TO KNOW
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>>3821811
lack of Charlotte lewd is disappointing

>>3821828
this was the angle I was expecting OP to go with all the foreshadowing/character matchup, but id love to see OP's twist on a Ally x Chloe yandere route
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>>3821828
Well if he's got the acquired taste for old uncle cock, he can go right ahead.

>>3821833
I guess I haven't had enough of terrifying things happening in Fuck Quest. Hit me.

I'm so gonna regret this.
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I'll just open the lid of the mystery box and let people discuss what they would rather see.

It's funny someone mentioned Raisin Brant in relation to Chloe here because the other alternate ending involved him.

Chloe is 16, and legally has to be in school if she's going to live in the US. The idea in the scrapped ending is that rather than take private lessons to fulfill this requirement, she enrolls at North High.

Auburn, acting in his capacity as StuCo Vice Prez* greets her as she arrives at school, in the scrapped concept for the alternate scene.

*Following a contentious StuCo election in 2014, North High amended its StuCo charter to state that the loser of the presidential election becomes VP; with the goal of fostering good sportsmanship and cooperation.
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>>3821849
100% yes do the box and have a fucked up version of Kaguya-sama happening in the background.
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>>3821849
Let's stick with what's already been presented. There's no undo, there's no repeat, after all. I don't think it makes sense for her to go that route anyway.
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>>3821844
It still focuses on her character. It could be 10 times worse than this because of what it says directly or one of any infinite number of implications, and I'm not prepared for that.
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>>3821849
God, it's really hard to tell if this is better or worse without knowing what Auburn's motivations are. I'm leaning towards it being a better situation, but you seem to consider this just as terrifying so it's tough to say one way or the other.

I guess let's stick with the current ending. It would probably be confusing to the anons who left the thread after seeing the ending and will only be back next week.
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>>3821849
I don't think my heart can handle that right now (which is really saying something given the alternative involves Chloe abducting and murdering a gaggle of gajillionaires)
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>>3821833
I personally didn't like her to go that extreme, it makes her a bit less interesting in a way? Nothing against killing but that was just a bit much. I'd go for that Mystery Box!
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>>3821779
Ah hahahaha...
So, initial read is that the right call was made passing on Chloe's offer of assistance.
Whitney's having a really tough time this season though.
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>>3821779
Jesus tapdancing Christ
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>>3821212
Ahhhh~ Alex I love you <3
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>>3821233
NO!!!!!!!!!

WTF

ALEX PLEASES OLD MEN FOR TACTICAL ADVANTAGE?!
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>>3821849
Can't you do both? Have an affiliate of her deliver Musk and while the guys are like, where the fuck is Chloe they get a call from Amber 'Hey uh, why's the psycho chinese bitch at our school shaking hands with Raisin Brant?'
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>>3821251
OUR GIRL IS GROWING UP!
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>>3821939
Amber's currently on her wait to Vail.

>3821938
I'm happy I'm going to be able to see Chloe-fag's reaction live.
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>>3821284
President-Elect Cerise Soliloquy!

>

Dictator for Life, Victor Imperator Cerise Soliloquy!
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>>3821941
Well yeah but couldn't she say 'Hey Raisin Brant mentioned there's this weird cunt in school and sent me a picture instead?'

There's no reason Chloe can't easily do both.
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>>3821349
Holy fuck I would love a entire episode worth of material dedicated to watching armstrong mentor cerise in US politics.

But imagine the fucking scandles
>Incestuous Soliloquys? Leaked footage of the Soliloquy family's island orgy?!
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>>3821569
Two of my favourite characters. I prefer them to most harem members. Especially because Armstrong is a fucking swole bastard just like the senator. Also, he said that most legendary of lines-

"I handle nothing personnel, kid."
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>>3821949
Deepfakes, obviously. Nobody can prove otherwise!
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>>3821947
Y'know, it might not have the same impact as Chloe's last scene with Elon, but it would be way more nerve-wracking especially when we're on our mission already at this point.
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>>3821947
Maybe? But that would break opsec since they're not communicating until they finish the job.
Even if you're doing 90 the entire time, it's still a 13+ hour trip one way.
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>>3821955
I dunno, having one of her dead, white-eyed men in black just appear and deliver Musk like a fucking pork steak while she's off going to school is super terrifying to me for a number of reasons
>It shows how big fucking ruthless she is while also indicating there's something *more* there because she still wants to go to an every day school
>It lets her connect with Raisin Brant while dissing Darkbloom International; she considered going to school *more* important than delivering Elon Musk to them
>It lets us actually see one of these dead-eyed death troopers she mentioned
>It accentuates her cute-but-psycho vibe OP has been putting across the entire time.

Even better would be if the death-squad member had plastic surgery to look like her uncle but that's neither here nor there.

>>3821957
I feel like Chloe's location would overrule traditional op-sec if she's just shown that she's willing and able to deliver Elon Musk to us disappeared off the map and yet considers that *less* important than the school.

Doesn't Raisin Brant know that Amber has a version of Carmelia? That'd even be a perfect excuse for Chloe to approach him.
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>>3821958
Seeing Chloe perform the act hands-on I think is more impactful - she doesn't just talk a big game, she is all three ready, willing, and completely capable of backing her words up with actions. She's not just crazy, she's dead fucking serious. Also, Raisin Brant may know about the implants, but there's no indication he has any idea what the fuck they are. And to call Catachresis a version of Camelia is patently false.
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>>3821611
>Chloe pleases old men for implants

Fucking DROPPED

Also Darkbloom is redeemed, I want to see Darkbloom and Ally get along now.
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>>3821959
>patently false
There's a lot of implants man, I've been reading this for 6 years. Give us a break.

Also, isn't it already clear she can get her hands dirty? I mean we've seen her walk us around her sweat shop where everyone's got fucked up eyes. She pulled a knife on us last time. She's talked about vivisecting people or animals already I think. It would concern me more if she treated dealing with Musk as something she could delegate rather than a big thing she had to pull off. The less of an etreme action it is for her, the more terrifying it is that she could do it with such ease.

He doesn't have to know what it is for her to ask/inquire/find who has it.

Also, if anything your point about >she doesn't talk a big game would be a pretty good reason to have one of the death trooper guys deliver it. It's easy to *say* she has a death squad who use the implants and are dangerous but if we get to see one in person, it makes it way more real. Even now, I'm not really convinced how dangerous one of those guys could be because they're all apparently blind. If I could see one operating, then I might get a better idea of what exactly we're dealing with.

>>3821961
>His favourite book is Moby Dick
>His favourite torture is Scaphism
>His favourite tag is Mindbreak
Bruh I really wouldn't trust Darkbloom, that motherfucker has warning signs left right and center. I'm starting to worry we're giving him too much slack already.
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>>3821966
Oh also, Scorpios are known for being vengeful, he wants to be a God and his favourite movie is Citizen Kane, a story about an extremely vengeful man. Fuck, Hearst tried to ruin Welles just for making a movie about his life.

Really, really do not want to underestimate how vengeful and bitter he probably is.
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>>3821647
I don't see the logic behind sending in a strike team composed of our loved ones instead of hiring an actual private military? Whitney could absolutely afford something like that. Or is that just not how it works? It's not like every other faction doesn't have armed troops waving their dicks around.
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>>3821779

Chloe is fucking crazy, and I love it!

PICKED BACK UP!
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>>3821806
Ulysses, James Joyce – 265,222 words
Bleak House, Charles Dickens – 360,947 words
Great Expectations, Charles Dickens – 183,349 words
Les Miserables, Victor Hugo – 530,982 words
War and Peace, Leo Tolstoy – 561,304 words
Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy – 349,736 words
Gone with the Wind, Margaret Mitchell – 418,053 words
Moby Dick, Herman Melville – 206,052 words
For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemingway – 174,106 words
Memoirs of a Geisha, Arthur Golden – 186,418 words
Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë – 183,858 words
Catch-22, Joseph Heller – 174,269 words
Sense and Sensibility, Jane Austen – 126,194 words
Atonement, Ian McEwan – 123,378 words
Lonesome Dove, Larry McMurtry – 365,712 words
Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand – 561,996 words
Crime and Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky – 211,591 words
The Grapes of Wrath, John Steinbeck – 169,481 words
One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel Garcia Marquez – 144,523 words


>OP is fucking insane and has written one of the great literary works of the modern era on 4chan.


I am convinced that Fuck Quest will be remembered as one of the great pieces of literature of the modern era
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>>3821958
I guess I'm thinking that everyone has their phones turned off, and has for several hours. Even if RB did send off a message to Amber, it would be a while yet before she would be able to respond.
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I forgot that Kay usually brings her doggo around, so really, the Volt only has 1 extra room.

But if Kay leaves Lady behind, that's a guaranteed death flag.
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>>3821981
It's funny that I was just talking to IatM on Twitter about this! I've mentioned it here, too, but I hope that one day FQ can be looked back on as a sort of artifact of chan culture, and a piece of outsider art.
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>>3821981
I've seen this point made several times in these threads, but I feel like it's misleading. We can't really compare the entirety of Fuck Quest to singular novels like that, since if it ever hypothetically got published it would be split across several books. And regardless, if the Subspace Emissary's World Conquest has taught us anything, it's that you can't judge a story's content by its word count.

I think a better metric to judge OP's storytelling by is how fast he manages to write it, and how consistently engaging it manages to be despite that. Even if some scenes get written ahead of time, it's extremely impressive to be able to adapt to things on the fly given the quest thread format.
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>>3821727
>Darkbloom nods. "Amber and her strange little boyfriend--"
>
>"They're just friends," you cut in.
>
>"Amber and her strange little friend who's a boy should get ready, too.
I just realized how perfect this exchange is. Bravo OP
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>>3821949
Unlikely that anything in Palau was recorded. The most recent circuit bending stream however is a different story. I'd love a scene where Armstrong finds out about that.
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>>3821849
>Auburn, acting in his capacity as StuCo Vice Prez* greets her as she arrives at school

Ohhh fuck, let Raisin Brant with his yellow fever deal with her psycho shit.

I love it.
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I like the alternate more. Killing people at dinner is edgelord tier and should be beneath her. It's too retarded even for the chinese, if only by a little.
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>>3821849
I actually prefer this, it's way more interesting than just her killing Elon. It opens the door for future plot points as opposed to just shutting a possible one (Lightflower) down, we already knew she was fucking insane

It also better warrants the Amber POV as Alabaster can't go to high school to deal with her like Amber can and it will give her even more Vivian vibes
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>>3821647
since OP decided to really do the toyota golf from 99 that thing better be engine swapped with something crazy (maybe a 787B engine) for some surprise highspeed getaway or something...
>>3821779
and fuck, chloe be crazy. im not sure wether i like this or not but the train is rolling already so we can only hope to survive the multi-track drifting that lies ahead
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>>3822201
Let alone killing a celebrity billionaire CEO and pretending he was on a yacht in the middle of the ocean.
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>>3821961
>I want to see Darkbloom and Ally get along now.
Same, I'm pretty unsatisfied with the lack of interaction they've had, there was only like one scene. I was expecting there to be something when he made the decision to trust Darkbloom to attend meetings, but that was just glossed over and replaced with Gal learning how to tell people to suck her dick. This seems like putting them both on the same side in the same space would be the perfect excuse to expand on a plot point that would never be seen otherwise if you ask me
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>>3821998
It's simple, whichever car Rose is in, Lady will also be
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>>3822014
>Subspace Emissary's World Conquest
I will always find it funny that the longest work in the English language is being written by an extremely autistic smashfag
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>>3822309
He's a hero
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>>3822201
>>3822239
Having reread the post and seen that she killed Musk instead of just dumping him at the dinner table? Yeah, what's the point of this scene? She showed us a chinese sweatshop literally filled with dozens of blind people who had been fucked with knock-off implants. It doesn't add anything new to the story, cuts a plot-thread and means she can't go to school.

Plus, the playerbase will refuse to fuck her. Either have a mix of both where she doesn't kill Musk and now we, the players have to deal with him caught while she's at school or else have her just go to the school.
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>>3822266
Alabaster is going to get to make some hard choices next episode, and I'm inclined to believe David will be one of them. So it might be prudent to wait and see if he makes it first.
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I’m just getting caught up. Lots to talk about but I want to point out that in the end credits, Noelle’s name appears right on the line “the seed that you left inside me blooms”
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>>3821981
Unless Season 1 is actually somehow canon, the length of Fuck Quest post-reboot is 534,924 so far.
Still Unbelievably impressive.
But until we can get some confirmation that S1 actually happened then OP's not at 729,185.
>>3822001
OP uhhh
you wanna
confirm for extra bonus words?
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>>3822473
The whole point is how many words FQ as a whole is, you shouldn't just disregard season 1 because we're in an AU
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>>3822406
I also felt this, we already knew she was crazy. All it did was cancel out the Lightflower sub plot, which seems like a much more interesting plot point than something like Cerise running for Congress

>Plus, the playerbase will refuse to fuck her
We both know that's never gonna happen
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>>3822484
I will point out that >>3822014 is right, the reason I track word count is not as a measure of relative success or quality, but rather because I find it interesting of itself. And he's also correct that Fuck Quest is indeed not a single volume work, so would be better compared to a multivolume series such as Harry Potter, LotR, ASoIaF, and so on, which frequently surpass a million words or more all told. I do work pretty quick, certainly more quick than at least one author I've just mentioned.

>canonicity of S1

You'll have to wait and see~
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>>3822494
It's fuck quest, if we didn't fuck we'd be making the wrong decision
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>>3822497
>~
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>>3822497
>You'll have to wait and see~
Fear
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Has Chloe been added to The Chart yet?
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>>3822497
compared to some multiwork series
Harry Potter - 1,084,170
LotR - 576,459
ASoIaF (So Far) - 1,842,762
Chronicles of Narnia ~ 338,250
Twilight Saga - 591,434
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>>3818083
>L.A. Blue Girl
SUBTLE
also why is OP mentioning Sine Waves constantly?
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>>3821849
As long as Chloe isn't gonna start sucking Auburn's dick then I'm completely fine with this
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>>3822603

It's interesting you brought that up! I wrote the Alex flashback you saw in this thread first, which mentions Camelia's arm making a sine wave with Alex's when she exaggeratedly shakes it. That was a really interesting analogy to me when I hit upon it. It creates what I think is an evocative mental image.

Soon after that, I wrote the bonus lewd with Alex which mentions his insides undulating like a sine wave. I didn't do that on purpose, reusing the same analogy, but I did realize it after putting it down. I guess that night I was stuck on that particular concept!

I remember considering undoing that wording when I realized the repetition, either one or the other, and replacing it with something else -- to avoid two mentions of the same pretty specific imagery in such a short time span. But I liked both of them too much to remove them.

I did a text search on the entirety of FQ just now and it's the only time the word "sine" has come up. This is something I'm always pretty keenly aware of as I write, when I'm getting stuck on a certain word, image, or way of putting something. Sometimes I'm too lazy (and trying to work too quickly) to change it up so I leave the repetitive writing, other times I leave it not out of laziness but because I think stylistically it works -- but a great deal of the time I do go back and try to find more variety. But if you read through Fuck Quest with a discerning eye, you will find certain specific words, ideas and imagery pop up again and again, or in clumps.
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>>3822407
I mean you can say that about anything. Sure, we'll probably get some more in the future but we're already a quarter of a way through the final season and Darkbloom and Alabaster have had like one scene together when there could easily be a lot more to expand on in a rare situation like this. Like in this episode when it would have been perfect to have another scene with them it's just skipped over and replaced with Gal learning to tell people to suck her dick? That honestly pisses me off. There's this whole important plot point just sitting there but being ignored completely, especially for something as important as the previous main antagonist and main character. It's incredibly unsatisfying and it'll be probably the most wasted opportunity in all of FQ if we continue like this
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>>3822762
With the exception of the flare-up this episode, it's very possible that Alabaster is actively avoiding Darkbloom. This flare-up and its fallout, of course, opens up plenty of avenues for them to be on the same page as each other moving forward, at least. It's freshness will certainly come into play during this climax we've built up to as well.
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>>3822802
I also thought that at first but even after the fight he seems to have no issues interacting with him and telling him that he's in jail. And that also doesn't excuse skipping over the scene where Alabaster agrees to let him join the board meeting with a comedic scene. That's way to important to just be skipped over
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>>3823068
Cute
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>>3823068
This is adorable!
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>>3823068
We don’t deserve artposters.
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>>3823068
Tell your drawfriend that he's great!
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>>3823150
Also, I like that it's either wholesome or lewd depending on how you want to interpret Renee's expression and whether that hand is moving south!
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>>3823068
Does your artist friend have an online presence? I wanna see more!
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>>3823104
>>3823150
>>3823176
Thanks for the kind words!

The artist hasn't made a Twitter account yet, but I suppose I could link to his reddit account. He mostly just draws Fire Emblem related stuff though.
reddit.com/user/elby_boxus
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>>3818130
I’ve been thinking about this all weekend. One thing I’m starting to think is part of Camelia’s grand keikaku? AllyxRose.

Think of all the situations in season 2 where Camelia forced something between them: Stalking Ally to the gas station in ep 1 while Rose was with him, so Ally said they were bf/gf. Choking Rose at her apartment so Ally defended her. Rose tagging along to the desert trip where she killed Russians to protect Ally. Camelia was responsible for Rose and Ally realizing how much they care for each other in season 2.

But biggest of all? Wiring up a deadman’s switch on the bombs at Darkbloom Analytics. If she never intended for them to go off, why did she do it? I see 2 reasons: to force David’s implant into Cerise, but also, force the love confession Rose made in the sewer.

As for why. Rose and Ally are the last two standing in the Alaska flash forward. Bringing them together was necessary for the last phase of the plan, whatever that is. Camelia is LITERALLY playing 4D chess like Whitney said.

I’m convinced this is also all connected to why Amber not only wants Alabaster to be her daddy but soon began to fantasize about Rose being her mommy.

It’s all too perfect. Camelia rigged da Alabasterbowl.
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>>3823267
So we're going back to the 'daughter from the future' theory? Phase 1 was her revenge and now phase 2 is just making sure that she's born in order to prevent a paradox?
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>>3823309
>Alabaster is her brother and her father

BRAVO OP
R
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>>3823267
Eh, seems like a stretch. IIRC she was surprised when we told her that Rose was our girlfriend and Alabaster didn't really defend Rose while she was being choked cause he was at gun point. And saying she orchestrated the car chase and Alabaster being made to defuse the bombs just for Rose and Alabaster to love each other more just for Rose forget about the latter immediately after is tinfoil hat tier
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>>3823328
I won't comment on the theorizing but I am reminded of a favorite S2 OC here.
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>>3823351
>"Alabaster...You're Camelia."
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>>3823351
So three of those are true so far, how many more can we check off?
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>>3823351
>Camelia is Alabaster and Cerise's estranged imouto
The funny thing is that something like this was almost true and a major plot hook of season 3
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>>3823161
Thinking about it, that might be an idea worth considering for a pastebin. Renee failing to stop her hands from wandering across a sleepy Vivian's body.
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>>3823267
I don't think that OP would have Camelia's master plan change on the fly to work with /qst/ voters, and since the end of season 3 saw by OP's own admission two possible forks, either marrying Rose or marrying Whitney, i don't think we can assume one outcome was always a given, unless that outcome is alabaster fucking someone
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I am just now realizing that if Gal had waited the suck MY dick line would have demolished Chloe.

I also REALLY feel like we should have brought Vivian and/or Chloe.

But at least we get to see Noelle be the Bang Bang badass we always knew she could be.

Also, has anyone else suspected that the implants work best as a binary pair? This might explain why the knockoffs arent as potent, the chinese would never consider sharing that kind of power with another.

Oh, and if we kill Mara we likely kill Vivian. Hope everyones ready for that.
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>>3823595
>Oh, and if we kill Mara we likely kill Vivian. Hope everyones ready for that.

Elaborate.
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>>3823595
>>3823601
You're not implying the implants are tied together, are you?
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>>3823595
>Oh, and if we kill Mara we likely kill Vivian. Hope everyones ready for that.
We'll have to trust that Alex would've noticed something like that and took the necessary measures.

I wonder how painful it would be to receive pain feedback that's worth two implants?
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>>3823595
>Also, has anyone else suspected that the implants work best as a binary pair?
That's probably true for Galtea and Camelia. But wouldn't that suggest that Diegesis is the companion to Catachresis?
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>>3823670
Even worse, I'm remembering during one of the Q&A's somebody had asked about the possibility of somebody having two implants installed. OP gave evasive, excited-sounding answers, and it terrifies me.

And we still don't even know what Dahlia is capable of by itself.
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>>3823672
That probably depends on the servers Dahlia has backing it up. It might also be why Mara is dead set on getting Dalton to activate Sand Reckoner.
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What if Chloe activates it while nobody else is looking?
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>>3822494
>>3822500
Dunno, people seem to be calling her 'crazy' and more scared of her then turned on. Maybe I'm wrong but it does seem like the players have some lines.

>>3822497
Well aphrodisiac cum is something in this universe, we already knew that.
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>>3823684
For what purpose? I mean other than that Chloe was working with Mara the entire time, and at that point there's really nothing to be done but trust in Gal.
It could be a worse situation.
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>>3823068
Shit, that's real cute.
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>>3823687
We already knew she was crazy, but we thought the same thing for Camelia and still fucked her. As long as she isn't Mara level, they won't stop
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>>3824025
Camelia didn't murder someone in front of us or have a warehouse full of mutiliated slaves.
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>>3824066
Yeah she only got hyped up about killing cops and murdered a man while the whole world was watching, including his daughter. If it helped her goal, there's no reason to assume she wouldn't
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>>3824094
I think you’re wrong. Camelia didn’t actually kill cops, she shot out their tires. you have to separate the edgy front she puts up from what she really does. Her whole vengeance thing is because of what Darkbloom did to her and wanting to keep people from that same torture/being ruled by Sand Reckoner. I think she would be utterly disgusted by Chloe’s warehouse of salves and would want to liberate it.

As for murdering Darkbloom on TV, he got what he deserved. And his daughter was an adult who needed to learn the truth of her fathers evil. That’s not on Camelia.
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>>3824066
yeah but she wasn't a smol asian girl and c'mon
you know ally's all about that
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I don't think you can equate Camelia and Chloe.

Camelia wanted vengeance and to unseat entrenched power in the world, and to kill the man who mutilated her.

Chloe wants to get a hold of as much Sand Reckoner technology as possible to create a more effective version to put into her corporate slaves. She only ever offered to help against Mara in exchange for that, and upon refusal, chose not to. She doesn't want to kill Mara because it should be done, she wants to kill Mara because she's competition.

Chloe isn't Chinese Camelia
Chloe is Chinese Mara.
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>>3824286
Chloe is genderbent Yang.
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>>3824094
That's after we fucked her you nitwit. Nobody thought she'd torture him to death on live television.

>>3824115
Would be people fuck a murdering psychopath who's mutiliated a ton of her slaves?
>>3824286 This.
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FQ Screenshot update

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>>3824518
i would
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>>3824604
You are a gift in these dark times, Anonymous-dono.
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>>3822155
>Fucking the president of the United States, who is also my sister live on twitch infront of her fans!
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>>3825177
Sakura Dokuhaku probably got more views on Twitch than Bern--- ahem, Benny McDonald ever did.
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>"you put emphasis on the word my -- because then it's like they've been sucking so many dicks that you need to tell them which dick specifically to focus on"

>"suck my dick motherfucker"

>"Does your uncle still make you suck his cock?" Darkbloom asks.
>"I said does your uncle still make you suck his cock. Does he still ejaculate down your throat the way he did when you were little?"

I guess Gal was right. Great foresight on her part.
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>>3821563
Can someone do a Galaxy Brain chart on this?
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Who are your top 5harem members, /FQ/?

For me:
1. Rose
2. Renee
3. Gal
4. Cerise
5. Amber
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>>3825950
1. Whitney
2. Alex
3. Noelle
4. Renee
5. OP Studios
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>>3825950
1. Renee
2. Rose
3. Whitney
4. Amber
5. Cerise
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>>3825950
1. Whitney
2. Amber/Rose
4. Kay
5. Rose2

Honorable non-sexual mention for Alex.
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>>3822603
There's plenty of technical shit, I thought it was because Ally has an engineering degree, and that influences his dictation.
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>>3825950
1. Cerise
2. Rose
3. Gal
4. Alex
5. Vivian
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>>3826144
>Ally has engineering degree.
Neither Ally or Rose have finished their degrees yet.

>>3825950
1. Vivian / Amber
3. Rose
4. Whitney
5. Cerise
6. Alex / Noelle
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>>3825950
1. Rose
(POWERGAP)
2. Rose2
3. Amber
4. Scarlet
5. Charlotte
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1. Cerise
2. Whitney
3. Rose
4. Vivian
5. Shackelford
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>>3826454
>spoiler
Anon...
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>>3826454
>That spoiler
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>>3826454
>>3826483
>>3826514
So Darkbloom Analytics has finally shown their hand...
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>>3825950
1. Amber
2. Cerise
3. Whitney
4. Renee
5. Noelle
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What's Ally's opinion on Epstein?
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>>3826541
What's Noelle's opinion on Epstein?
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>>3825950
1. Renee
2. Cerise
3. Alex
4. Vivian
5. Mom
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I've never been more scared to see the word Jigglypuff in my life.
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>>3826812
The Reunion and Safe Return Sex Party will be called Operation: Wigglytuff
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>>3826812
>>3826899
Gonna have to call it the Pound House from now on.
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>>3826812
Who’s gonna die?
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>>3826960
Alex
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>>3826969
Good
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>>3827001
Fuck youuuu
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>>3827001
Based
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>>3825950
1. Alex
2. Renee
3. Kay
4. Gal (Cerise can share the spot)
5. Vivian
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>>3825950
1. Scarlett
2. Charlotte
3. Renee
4. Kay
5. Noelle
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>>3825950
1. Aigis
2. FemC
3. Metis
4. Elizabeth
5. Ryoji
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>>3827405
>Metis over Ryoji
Shit
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Chloe mentioned her implants are called Xi Shi. It’s also in the credit sequence OP made.

>Xi Shi (Hsi Shih; Chinese: 西施; pinyin: Xī Shī; Wade–Giles: Hsi1 Shih1, literally "(Lady) Shi of the West", 506 BC – ?) was one of the renowned Four Beauties of ancient China.

>Xi Shi's beauty was said to be so extreme that while leaning over a balcony to look at the fish in the pond, the fish would be so dazzled that they forgot to swim and sank below the surface. This description serves as the meaning behind the first two characters of the Chinese idiom 沉魚落雁, 閉月羞花 (pinyin: chényú luòyàn, bìyuè xiūhuā),[clarification needed] referring to the Four Beauties which is used to compliment a woman's beauty, meaning one so beautiful she sinks fish and entices birds to fall, eclipses the moon and shames flowers

Camelia is named after a flower, a fact specifically hammered home this episode.

Alex has been nicknamed “little bird” by his captor and has been repeatedly associated to birds this season.

Who is the moon and the fish?
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>>3827562
Did we not discuss Xi Shi yet? I can't remember.
Mara, Odysseus and Penelope all have sea-like connotations.
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>>3827634
This jogged my memory, and I think you’re on to something. I went and checked to confirm. The diplomatic cable in Amber’s safe in Russian mentioned their project is called “Rusalka”

>In Slavic folklore, the rusalka (plural rusalki) (Russian: pycáлкa, romanized: rusálka; Polish: rusałka) is a female entity, often malicious toward mankind and frequently associated with water.


Wikipedia says they’re the Slavic verision of mermaids.

Lots of water imagery. The much discussed lighthouse is another example. Then there’s the poem OP name dropped in the story last episode and also said was “very relevant” to season 4, The Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock. Tons of water imagery there, and here’s how it ends:

>I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

>I do not think that they will sing to me.

>I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
>Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
>When the wind blows the water white and black.
>We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
>By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
>Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
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>>3827541
You're right, I'm sorry.
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>>3827680
Neat stuff! I'll have to take time to parse it out later when I can actually review the previous threads. I do have some questions about if the beauties could be referring to something as temporal as bodies or individuals.
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>>3827562
moon could be alabaster i suppose, i'm really only going off of the moon is white, alabaster's name is white
it's not really a strong guess
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>>3827767
Cerise’s major tarot arcana according to THE CHART is the moon, so possibly her?

Not sure how, but thinking possibly Whitney is the fish. Or maybe Alabaster since Chloe promised to bait him.
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>>3827769
good looking out
does the chart mention horoscopes? if so are any of them picses?
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>>3825950
Whitney
Amber
Rose
Alex
Gal
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>>3827779
Alex is a Pisces.
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>>3825950
1.Scarlett
2.Charlotte
3.Rose
4.Gal
5.Whitney
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>>3827889
Barring the other lines (as they may not be relevant) it might be simple enough to say that Xi Shi is intended to put the work Alex did on Penelope to shame. The bird parallels may have some credence, but another scene comes to mind when I think about harem members and birds.
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>>3828224
Oh yeah, great aim.
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>>3828224
>but another scene comes to mind when I think about harem members and birds.


Please explain!
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>>3828254
Vivian and Ms. Carte watch a movie together with Alabaster and provide rigorous color commentary the whole while.
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>>3828277
I’m retarded and don’t remember this at all. Got an archive link to the episode/post?
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>>3828290
https://pastebin.com/MKJTzfgp
~Line 970
It's short, but I still really like the bit.
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>>3828293
>>3828290
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/31903036/31903036

The full thread in question, Part 3 of the Never-ending Nine.
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>>3828293
>>3828298
That’s cute as heck. I need to reread the original FQ, it’s been too long. Thank you!
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>>3828293
>>3828298
>>3828332

This was always one of my personal favorite moments from the original, but I'm surprised people remember it. I didn't think it would be something memorable to the readers. It's so lame, almost cringeworthy in the way that in-jokes you're not a part of tend to be - - but in that, it shows the bond between the two of them. I like to explore the relationships among the girls separate from Alabaster like that.
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>>3828458
We just want Renee and Vivian to be happy together, once and for all.
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>>3828293

Oh man, reading this timeline again after all of this season is so weird.
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>>3828458
They're so fucking adorable.
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>>3828458
It is a memorable moment where Vivian finished turning the corner. The girls (and Alex) just hanging out is part of what I like about when there's downtime.
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>>3826960

From most to least likely:

Bunch of black and Russian redshirts + Lev and Rowan
Tyrus
Dalton (but not David)
Alex
David
Spancer
Mara
Will/Raisin Brant
Noelle
Amber (but not Camelia)
Kay
Renee
Alabaster
Anyone else

Honorable mention to our will to live, but OP already killed that!
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>>3829285
If Alex dies we riot
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>>3829422
Honestly, at this point it'd be more of a twist if he DOESN'T die during the raid.
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>>3829285
I wonder if this'll finally be our opportunity to get Spancer's "I know now why you fuck" scene
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>Saturday

>>3826960
Depends on if we get the choices we get. I can see Mara surviving if there's no player input, and by the inverse Alex is screwed if we don't get a choice. Tyrus is probably dead regardless. Renee has a good chance of surviving, but not great, improves dramatically if David tries to save her.
Dalton is probably dead.

Of course if there's a counter raid on DA, all this goes flying out the window.
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>>3831054
Nice visible section of license plate.
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>>3831054
>that screenshot
Oof.

Something important to keep in mind for tonight: Dalton was the one who pulled the trigger on Sable. Alex definitely did not forget this, and he has no idea what's going on with Darkbloom.
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>>3831055
Oh fuck me running, it really is everywhere.
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>>3831059
Wait... you mean you didn't notice?
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>>3831059
What do you think I've been trying to fucking tell you people?
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>>3831060
Totally missed it, but I haven't taken time to look at it in two years.
>>3831062
I guess I wasn't taking Fuck Quest seriously enough.
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How do I stop the fear?
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>>3832462
You don't.
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Here we go, lads.
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>>3832825
knuckles: cracked
body: shaking
pizza: hut
Israel: destroyed
Yep, it's FQ time
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>>3832845



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