>>3811549
>roll up your sleeves, get up, and tell her to lead the way, she can fill us in while we walk

Orphan flashman takes this kind of shit seriously

>>3811549
>OK I'm going to need details, who is the evil bitch, why is she trying to get the orphanage closed down like she was a villain from a comic strip and how is she doing it?

>>3811549
>>3811571
+1

>>3811571
support

>>3811571
This.

>>3811549
>welp, time to get shit done
>I need more details to work with, who's this Mokuyobi bitch?

>>3811571
Support

K Paste updated. i need a trip for Sheep-kun for their crit... also BP Please be aware we are at 9 Crits atm.

>>3811758
I say 1 more crit and we should be able to purchase an awakened weapon

I vote pistols being we need a hardboiled detective to reign in our dumbasses

>>3811766
our weapons are close to awakening on their own, no need to spend crits on that

>>3811766
Im with >>3811771 on that.

>>3811766
Sory im with them.

>>3811571
Support

>>3811844
oi you get a trip or spend your crit!

Can use to get +1 in anything we already have as far as im aware. so if you did wana speed up awakening it could be used on that.

>>3811862
Okay! Put it in Chemistry if I can use it on that. One day we wil poision someone or BS a miracle cure either or.

>>3811870
Confirming.

>>3811870
That's incredibly wasteful.

>>3811893
Who cares im not mutch for efecency or long term planing realy in quests. As long as Im having fun its fine.

>>3811893
well chemistry is all about the atomic bonds of atoms and molecules, so maaybe a higher chemitry skill will let us do some cool things with our fruit for dealing with the more anoying and esoteric fruits out there

>>3811893
Hell a better udnerstanding on the free form movement of electrons witin metallic compounds should make phasing through metals easier, and a better understanding of shit like Covalent and ionic bonds should let us do some crazy shit like disintegrating something with fine electron manipulation, thought thats prob like S rank shit

>>3811899
Isn't our chemistry rank really low right now though?
Wouldn't it be better to put it in something that wouldn't be easy to level?

>>3811901
well i think the crit is jsut set for it to be a crit next tiem we study chemistry? either way is their crit, hell am using mine to make sure Ta-sis Smoboss and the others in the white mist have a denden conveniently placed to hear Robins Ohara speech if it does happen

>>3811895
Honestly? Not a bad attitude to take. And if it results in us having some odd skills we might not otherwise have picked up, I can't see it as a bad thing.

Optimising the hell out of things isn't always necessary

>>3811893
Due to out body were basically a walking chem set.

>>3811978
Dude our*

Apologies

>>3812040
Due to our*
Apologies

>>3812053
Doot hour*
Apollo Jeez

>>3812065
Dud taur*
Apple Cheese

>>3812107
Dead Deer
Bone Apple Teeth.

>>3812206
Detour
Apprentice jeans.

>>3812564
Desu
Apply juice.

Sorry guys, just got home and I need to up in six hours for hospital appointment, yaaaaay (not). I'll sort out a plus to chemistry for that crit in th morning, it'll probably be more than a +1 because you're very low on it at the moment. Might also figure out some cool stuff to buy with crits, probably Haki tricks or rapid improvement with techniques, if the guys have any suggestions.

Heading to sleep now, but just so you know, Mokuyobi has already been introduced. I'm shocked you don't remember her name! Shocked!

Night all!

>>3812694
Sugar bulle- wait we already have bullet time. SUGAR OVERLOAD PRECOG

>>3812694
>she's already been introduced
Flashy can't remember a name to save his life, we're just being IC (and totally didn't forget ourselves).

>>3812694
Clearly the name was never spoken. We would have remembered someone with such a stupid name. We all have perfect memory after all.

So we're looking for a nickname that would indicate some orphan-hating-bitch. Probably like, Karen or something.

Good luck at the hospital. Don't die!

>>3812694
I assumed they meant "who" as in, not her name but, hmm, y'know, who IS she? What does that name mean to us? What does she have to her name?

>>3812717
To be fair for a lot of anons it was a decent while back.

>>3812694
If we get good enough with chemistry, engineering and possibly decent in electricity and meteorology, we could we make a functioning cloud bike for our Baby Snek?

Also, with a high enough chemistry we could probably figure out how sea stone works. And how devil fruits manage to attach themselves to every cell of the body. Do devil paramecia's work because the human body is constantly flaking, and that's why they don't require energy but also don't move as quick as the user wills it? Could we science gravity to death????

Also o a serious note, I hope the hospital appointment is nothing serious BPQM.

>>3812694
Fan Lady? Or was it someone else?

We should adopt all the orphans. That way we can say we have kids everywhere.

>>3813310
>tfw it's the children's crusade all over again

>get up at 6am
>coming down with something, feel like shit anyway
>get to hospital
>'lol ur radiographer's called in sick, come back in october'

Guess it's EARLY UPDATE TIME, YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH haha goodbye taxi fare

>>3812937
shhhh

>flashman protec. he attac. but most importantly, he snac.

What the what the what.

Whaaaaaaat.

Your eyes narrow. "OK, I'm going to need details; who is the evil bitch, why is she trying to get the orphanage closed down like she's a villain from a comic strip and how is she doing it?"

Bad-hair girl twitches, head still bowed in a miserable scowl. "Her mom's some rich-bitch who owns a lotta land, and apparently our island's orphanage is, like, 'prime real estate' or some shit. And 'cos we only have a lease on the place, and don't own it, every time the lease comes up..."

"She tries to buy you out?"

Bad-hair nods sullenly. "Yeah. The owner doesn't care who's there as long as they pay, and all the lawyers say it's legal an' shit. We just have to outbid her every couple'a years."

Nuts. That sounds... well, legal, like the lawyers say.

>There's only one choice. I'mma have'ta beat this real-estate woman up.
>Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out...
>Damn. Guess I'm gonna have to adopt you all.
>Other?

Also Bob, please put Chemistry to +12 rather than +6 on the pastebin for Sheep-kun's crit, mercy-buckets (that is le french).

>>3813706
It's always something with hospitals, no matter the region you live in, I guess.

>Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out...
>Failing that, I'll adopt you all.

>>3813706
>>There's only one choice. I'mma have'ta beat this real-estate woman up.

>>3813706
>Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out...

>>3813706
>>Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out...
A dangerous gleam is in the eye of the marine-rules-lawyer.

>>3813706
>Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out...
Is it time for dread lawyer flashy? Scourge of the litigorial seas?

>i am the one who lawyers

"Ha! There's no-one who can beat ME in contract law, probably, maybe, not really! Get me a copy of your lease to look over, and I'll figure something out..."

Bad-hair looks up at you over her ice cream, obviously suspicious. "You're a Marine. Wha'dd'YOU know about contracts?"

Well, probably not a lot about leases. But that can easily be rectified! Wiiiiith a quick book or two.

"Plenty!"

She squints at your confident face. "Okay... I guess I can get you a copy?"

You shoot her a quick thumbs up with one hand, the other retrieving more delicious sugar-cream. Ice cream. Whatever. "I should be on the White Mist soon, Commodore Smoker's ship. Just address it to Commander Flashman."

"Uh, yeah. I'm -"

>Listen to her name.
>mmmmmmm ice cream yes good

>>3813737
>>try to Listen to her name. fail.
>mmmmmmm ice cream yes good

>>3813737
>>mmmmmmm ice cream yes good
Man the seagulls sure are loud today.

>>3813737
>Listen to her name.

>>3813737
>Listen to her name.

>>3813737
>>mmmmmmm ice cream yes good
We already know her name and it's bad hair girl

>>3813737
>Listen to her name.

>>3813737
>Listen to her name.

>>3813737
>>Listen to her name.

>>3813737
>Listen to her name.

>>3813737
>>mmmmmmm ice cream yes good

>>3813737
>>Listen to her name.

>>3813862
>>Listen to her name.
Orphans get specal rember your name privelige. Our orgins demands it.

>>3813737
>Listen to her name.

>>3813737
>Listen to her name.

As a by the way, the orphanage-buying lady is probably. Miss Thursday. Mokuyoubi is Japanese for Thursday. Very subtle disguise.

>>3813913
It is Miss Thursday. She had told us her name back in Mock Town but we all pulled a Flashy and forgot it.

>>3813737
>>Listen to her name.
Need to know what part of canon we are breaking over our knee

>>3813737
>Listen to her name.

>>3814069
All of it.

>be some kind of loser nerd who actually listens to people's names (laaaaaame)

As a fellow orphan, you owe it to the shampoo-deprived victim to actually hear her name, so go keep your ears pricked.

"- Ihatsu."

That's a terrible name.

"That's a terrible name."

Crap! You'd said it out loud!

"Your name's Flashman!"

"Moving on," you quickly continue, when's the lease next up?"

"Not for another year, but it's more expensive very time, so we need to start getting money early," Bedhead says, returning to her ice cream. "I dunno if we'll make it this time..."

"You can count on me," you how, with the honor of JUSTICE and the Marines at stake. And an orphanage, you guess. "I'll get this sorted!"

"... Yeah, sure. At least I got free ice cream, I guess."

It's almost like she doesn't believe you can fix this. Well, she'll see...

>Anything else to do/say to Bedhead?
>Amble over to the camera store.
>Other?

>>3814658
>>Amble over to the camera store.

>>3814658

>Amble over to the camera store.

>>3814658
>Anything else to do/say to Bedhead?
>Turn her into our new waifu
>Hold hands

>>3814675
dude shes like 12

>>3814677
That just means she's flashy's height

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>>3814675
You done fucked up mate.

>>3814677
Not him, but you're right
>Pinkie promise instead
>>3814658
Orphans gotta look out for each other

>>3814658
>If you meat a guy in top hat and godly har that has a pipe say I sent you. He might be able to help. (With your hair because damn she needs shampoo fast.)
>Amble over to the camera store.

Well misunderstanding incoming.

>>3814658
>"By the way, don't try to pick any more pockets. If you get caught again it probably won't end in ice cream."
We need to scold her you fools.

>>3814732
Support

>>3814732
Supporting

>>3814687
Lmao

>>3814658
>>3814732

Better yet
> Take her with us to make sure she doesn't steal more stuff for now.

>>3814823
You dumbass ,we can't take a child to the shitshow that is ennies lobby

>>3815012
Damn. Sorry Mina but we're leaving you here with the street urchin.

>>3815139
Well yeah obviously.

I FINALLY RETURN, are we agreed on scold and then wander off to camera store?

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3817044
sure

rolling for camera luck.

>>3817044
Remember children, thieves get sent to work in the salt mines. And they have to extract the salt with their teeth.

>>3817047
m e d i o c r e :\

>bad girl no biscuit

You finish your ice cream quickly, thoughts of finally getting your camera speeding you up, before pointing at Bedhead. "Okay, so send me the stuff, BUT - you gotta stop stealing."

"But if the lease-!"

"Noooope." You cross your arms. "I'll get it sorted, but you do NOT wanna be arrested when you inevitably get caught by someone else. You're okay for everyday cash?"

She scowls again. "Yeah, we get enough funding for that..."

"Then that's good! Just wait until I look over those papers." You stand up, adjusting your coat of JUSTICE, and say a goodbye (she's still eating, but you're fairly sure that muffled grunting was one as well), and head off.

The camera store isn't all that hard to get to, and your camera is safely fixed up and functional.

"I'm amazed I got it working," the bent-backed proprietor tells you. "It was knocked about harder and took more damage than any camera I've ever seen."

"Ha ha ha imagine that," you say, smiling wide. "I have no idea whose fault that would be ha ha ha."

He glares at you suspiciously as you quickly leave.

Well - with that done, it should be time to meet up with everyone and get on the train. The SEA train. Which sounds, y'know, pretty freaking awesome.

>Who to track down first?

>>3817178
>Ace
Mihawk is probably already there waiting. And Klaus will do whatever Klaus does to teleport behind u to Flashy.

>>3817178
>Hat & Sunglasses

>>3817178
>M'bird

>>3817178
>Our minions, Hat & Sunglasses

>minions

>Roll 1d100, best of 3

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3817270

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3817270

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3817270

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3817270
rip

>>3817273
Noice

>95

Mibird and Klaus are creep- talented, right, talented enough that they'll probably find you, and Abs can have a few more minutes with his brother. Instead, you track down Hat and Sunglasses.

... Surprisingly quickly.

It's sheer luck that as you make casual progress towards the train station, thanks to some locals' directions, you see the two dorks bickering about something on a street corner.

>Pull a Klaus and appear from the depths of hell... (stealth roll)
>Actually approach them like a regular human being.
>Other?

>>3817320
>Pull a Klaus and appear from the depths of hell... (stealth roll)

>>3817320
>>Pull a Klaus and appear from the depths of hell... (stealth roll)

>>3817320
>>Pull a Klaus and appear from the depths of hell... (stealth roll)
We need to practice so we can do it to Klaus someday.

>I'm going to be doing these quickly because need sleep

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to become the night

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3817340

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3817340

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3817340

>>3817343
Flashman more like Batman amiright?

>93 + 17 = 110 OH YEAH

With both of them distracted, there's only one possible option.

Sneak up behind them and scare the crap outta 'em.

While they babble at each other (something to do with the upcoming officer exams), you carefully edge your way around the street and near the walls, moving as quietly as possible.

With your minions distracted, it's almost too easy to slowly, gently, approach from behind, and -

"HEY GUYS HOW'V'YA BEEN?"

(Stealth increased to +19!)

The ensuing twin screeches are as beautiful as they are loud. The jumping and flailing only add to it, like a.painting contained within an exquisite frame.

"Man, you guys sure are jumpy~" you tell them sweetly, eyes wide as they gasp for breath.

"Y-you... You did that on purpose! Asshole!" Sunglasses points at you, face furious.

"Aah~? But I just walked up...?"

"THERE'S A WALL BEHIND YOU, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY MESSING WITH US! YOU DICK!"

"What a strange way to tall to your superior... hmm..."

"Ah - apologies. I meant 'you dick, SIR.'"

That's better. "Sounds about right. Now! If you two are actually functional, how about we head to the station before Mibird gets bored and leaves without us?"

Apparently this is a believable enough threat that your minions quickly fall in line still bickering, but can't win 'em all.

>Conversation topics along the way?

Going to sleep before I pass out, night all! Early start but early finish tomorrow!

>>3817448
>Conversation topics along the way?
"What were you guys so busy talking about?"

>>3817448
>"Where did you guys grow up?"

>>3817448
>Did you know Mibird bit me when we sparred? >I’ve been reallly thirsty lately and can’t get the thought of cherrry flavored drinks out of my head.

>>3817448
>>3817460
Support.

>>3817460
Support
Plus
>"So plain or buble water?" Shugar waters better obiously but let them be wrong together (QM did a roll one prefers plain other buble)

>>3817460
support

>>3817737
>>3818694
+support

>>3818694
>>"So plain or buble water?" Shugar waters better obiously but let them be wrong together (QM did a roll one prefers plain other buble)
support this is perfect

so we pretending to be a vamp?
suport

>questions for the ages

"So," you say, fixed on the most important question you can think of. "Regular or sparkling wate- uh, I mean, what were you arguing about?"

"Regular," Sunglasses says.

Hat is less enthused. "Sparkling! You gotta add a little fizz!"

"That stuff's disgusting, aniki!"

"I'm not making YOU drink it..."

"Aaanyway," Sunglasses redirects, "Aniki thinks I should see if I can eat that Devil Fruit we found. Then we'll get more say in getting assigned together, y'know? "

>Sounds fine to me. Klaus has it right now, you can eat it at the station.
>We'll have to go through Smoboss for that, at least if you're gonna be public with it...
>Other?

>>3819668
>>Sounds fine to me. Klaus has it right now, you can eat it at the station.
the hardest part of having all of our minions be devil fruit users is no one can save all of us when we get dropped in water

>>3819668
>We'll have to go through Smoboss for that, at least if you're gonna be public with it...

Be responsible for once flashman, you're gonna be a captain soon

>>3819668
>>We'll have to go through Smoboss for that, at least if you're gonna be public with it...

>>3819668
>Sounds fine to me. Klaus has it right now, you can eat it at the station.
Everyone gets froot.
This crew is such bullshit.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3819714
Rolling for Tashigi to get the Anti-Sword Froot that repels all swords from her.

>>3819668
>>We'll have to go through Smoboss for that, at least if you're gonna be public with it...

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3819728
Rolling for Tashigi to get the sword magnetism fruit?

>>3819737
Tashigi confirmed top tier at getting stabbed.

>>3819748
She is a sworddere after all.

>>3819668
>>>Sounds fine to me. Klaus has it right now, you can eat it at the station.

>>3819737
>>3819748
RIP Ta-sis...

>actually being responsible, ugh

"We'll have to go through Smoboss for that, at least if you're gonna be public with it...," you suggest, considering there's already you and Mina aboard keeping your Fruits secret.

Okay, you're not doing too well with your own... but the Brass don't know, and that's the important thing!

Sunglasses nods. "Yeah, that's what I thought. And I don't wanna get in trouble for eating it without permission, you know?"

"The only permission you need is dibs," Hat insists, slapping his aniki on the back.

Man, those two are really dedicated to the pure and beautiful Marine ideal of dibs, huh? Unfortunately, you don't think the paper-pushers would agree with him.

The train station is just as clean and aesthetically pleasing as the rest of Water 7, with the unfortunate complaint of currently containing Mibird, Abs and a sword-hobo.

"You didn't get lost?" Klaus looks amazed from where he sits, flicking through a newspaper. "Incredible! Amazing! I'm so proud!"

>My enemy is gravity, not directions. Jerk.
>Hi Klaus, guess who sexually harassed me today? Spoiler, it was Fireplace.
>If you're looking for a thank you for getting me my swords, you can forget it now.
>Other?

>>3819774
SCREW YOUR LATE VOTE

>>3819800
>My enemy is gravity, not directions. Jerk.

>>3819800
>>Other?
>"THANKS DAD!"
>Roll your eyes

>>3819800
>>Hi Klaus, guess who sexually harassed me today? Spoiler, it was Fireplace.
Show him on the bear where we were touched.
We need a seat need a table or something so we can hit up all this paperwork.

>>3819800
>>My enemy is gravity, not directions. Jerk.

>>3819800
>My enemy is gravity, not directions. Jerk.

>>3819800
>>My enemy is gravity, not directions. Jerk.

>>3819800
>>Hi Klaus, guess who sexually harassed me today? Spoiler, it was Fireplace.
Sworddad hasn't stabbed anyone for a while. I think he might be in withdrawal.
Really, this is the only humane choice.

>not setting an angry papa on fireplace?
shocking

You scowl at the smug hobo, while he just smirks back. "My enemy is gravity, not directions. Jerk."

"You enemy is-? Actually, that makes sense..."

"Now you've arrived," Mibird butts in from where he was lurking dramatically by a wall, "come with me."

You pause, surprised, as he strides past you, one hand reaching out to grab you. "Isn't the train gonna- URK OKAY."

Well, then. All right.

Mibird drags you a few steps before you get your legs working, the others watching you go with mild curiosity - or, in Abs' case, a look of amusement. Suspiciouuuuus.

"Where are we-?"

"Bathroom," Mibird states, emotionless.

"... That's a little weird." Then you shut up as he fixes a creepy semi-glare on you, walking you into the (thankfully empty) men's bathroom.

"Answer me this." The way-too-tall Shichibukai stares you in the eyes as he crosses his arms. He's... carrying a bag of something. "You want to retrieve Roronoa's sword, or at least test it's wielder, yes? So - how much trouble are you going to cause?"

.... Bwuh?

>????????

>>3819896
"It's less about causing trouble, and more just seeing how the situation develops.

Perhaps setting things up such that roronoa has the opportunity to fight the new wielder himself, uninterrupted? After all, the strawhats will be in the area soon. And they're even worse than me at not getting into trouble. "

>>3819916
Support

>>3819896
> I? ZERO. My 'dramatis personae' considerable amount of trouble.

>>3819896
>Well hopefully I don't have to cause any trouble. But knowing my luck - a lot of trouble.

>>3819896
"Hopefully none. Probably a lot."

>>3819896
>>3819949
Support

>>3819896
>>3819916
Support.

Zolo is gonna be pissed if we don't get the sword for ourselves. I really think we should listen to Mibirds plan.

>>3819896
>>3819916
supporting this, adding on something along the lines of
>"All I want is for a rival to train against and continuously prove myself again, and letting him acquire will better me in his standing and give him more ferocity to whet myself on."

I don't think dueling people for swords is illegal so I'm not sure why everyone is so afraid of the idea. It's not like we have to duel them to the death.

>>3819896
>>3819949
Support

Writing soon, just doing some boring house stuff, in case anyone has anything else to add.

>the mibird cometh

You pull a face as the bathroom door swings closed. "Well, hopefully I don't have to cause any trouble. But knowing my luck - a lot of trouble. I mean, It's less about causing trouble, and more just seeing how the situation develops. Perhaps setting things up so that Lolonoa has the opportunity to fight the new wielder himself, uninterrupted? I mean, the Strawbrats will be in the area soon. And they're even worse than me at not getting into trouble."

Mibird makes a vague humming sound, still fixing you with that intense (and creeeeeeepy) stare-glare. "Flashman. Understand this." He leans down, closer. "Roronoa Zoro is a true swordsman."

... 'k?

"While his skills are still lacking, he has both the correct mindset and the true potential to be the world's greatest swordsman, and surpass even me." He states it as a bland, simple fact. "Do you know how rare that is?"

"I'm... guessing very?"

One of his eyes twitches. "Yes. 'Very'. You... are his chosen rival. For some reason." Rude. "That means you're a valuable stepping stone on his way to me, should his luck and skill get him that far." Eeeeven more rude. "From what I've seen, you have the undeniable ability to stumble into nonsense and chaos wherever you go."

Eeeeeeeeven moooore ru- well, accurate. Still rude, though.

"... maybe-that's-true," you mumble.

Mibird nods sharply. "I have little doubt you're going to end up causing some kind of problem at Ennies Lobby." ... Still accurude. "However, I refuse to end up having my potential successor's growth slowed because his idiotic rival ended up arrested or killed so soon - and thus, Commander Flashman will not be coming to Ennies Lobby."

W H A T

You open your mouth in angry refusal, paused only as Mibird shoves his bag towards you, forcing you to reach up and grab it before it slams into your chest.

"Change into this," he says shortly, a worryingly dangerous smirk growing across his suddenly-terrifying face.

>(look in the bag)
>... W-what's... the plan, here...?
>........ You mean in a stall, right?
>Other?

>>3820287
>(look in the bag)

>>3820287
>>........ You mean in a stall, right?

>>3820287
>>(look in the bag)

>>3820287
>Should I put holes in the bag first? I won't be able to see out of it otherwise. It's a joke please don't stab me.
>(look in the bag)
We're not going to look like a masked Mini-Mihawk are we?

>>3820287
>(look in the bag)

Oh no

>>3820287
>but i already have a pirate persona?

>>3820333
Oh yes

>>3820350
That the Marines know about. Because you decided to include it in your report to them. Damn Flashy.

>look in the baaaaaaaag

IT'S TIME
>Option 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3781750/images/1567029810786.png
>Option 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3781750/images/1567029573201.png

>>3820350
our crew is aware of that persona, so prob dont wanna use it

>>3820357
Option 1 is a jpg (ick), hold on:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3781750/images/1567029810786.jpg

>>3820357
>>3820361
It's gotta be the real Zoro. Option 1 for sure. We even have a rapier to complete the outfit.

>>3820357
>>Option 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3781750/images/1567029573201.png
this, dear god this, also hoping we get introduced as Mibirds cousin or someone auditioning to be his apprentice some shit like that

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>>3820357
Didn't we agree on a fusion? Draw-anon even gave us a picture.

>>3820357
>>3820361
>>Option 1
How many identities are we going to have to juggle by the time we're admiral?

>>3820394
Fusion vote is fine too.

>>3820398
All of them.

>>3820398
given we seem to have just become the revolutionaries favorite marine prob a lot

>>3820417
oh in that case changin vote to
>Fusion
mostly cause we have a mask and the feather cape is doflamingo af

>>3820357
>Fusion

If fusion wins, it WILL be the mask from option 2, by the way. I refuse to give Flashy a flamingo mask.

If anyone disputes this, I will ensnare you in a web and make you eat flies.

>>3820357
Fusion time.

>>3820506
>>Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!

>>3820450
Or wait, are we going with the fusion mask, which is a regular half-mask? Shit, I dunno. Oh well!

>F F F F F U S I O N

Torn between dread and mortal terror, you open the massive bag to see -

Wooowwwww, that's a lotta feathers. Damn. Ooh, and a hat! Also with a feather! Oh, and a sash! And -

Yeah, this is a whole outfit. The hell?

You blink up at Mibird, who continues throwing out limitless smuggery, which is totally a real word. "As a Shichibukai, I haven't taken advantage of my right to have a crew," he muses (also smugly), "but you'll make an adequate -" First mate?! "- cabin boy."

Nuts.

>Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!
>This is the worst idea I've ever heard.
>This is the greatest idea I've ever heard.
>(vibrate in excitement)
>Other?

>>3820357
>>Option 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3781750/images/1567029573201.png

>>3820516
>>Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!

>>3820516
>This is the greatest idea I've ever heard.
>(vibrate in excitement)

>>3820516
>>Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!

>>3820516
>>Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!
>>(vibrate in excitement)
Don't admit how cool it is. Never give him the satisfaction. Does this mean he'll float by sometimes to pick up Flashy to make him do errands for him?

>>3820516
>This is the worst idea I've ever heard.
>This is the greatest idea I've ever heard.

>>3820516
>Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!

>inconceivable!

"Impossible! Everyone knows your coffin boat thing doesn't have a cabin!"

Mibird turns the smug up even higher. "Or does it...?"

Huh. "Wait, it really has-?"

"No. Moving on, hurry and put it on. Whatever trouble you inevitably case, you'll at least have some veneer of protection, being under my command." He gives you a quick, up-down glance. "The fit should be about right... you'll require a name as well."

>How about (name)?
>(let your beloved Captain Mibird pick your name)
>Other?

>>3820630
>>How about Harvey?
We are a bird man.

>>3820630
>>(let your beloved Captain Mibird pick your name)
I'm curious as to what he thinks a good name is.
If he says something like Mieagle or something I'm going to scream.

>>3820630
>>(let your beloved Captain Mibird pick your name)
I really like Harvey Birdman but I also want to see what Mibird comes up with.

>>3820630
>(let your beloved Captain Mibird pick your name)

>>3820677
Sam Mieagle, obviously.

>Vlad Sparrownose

>>3820686
>sam
>not Elucard

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>>3820686
Sam D. Eagle.

>>3820707
+1

>>3820630
>>3820646
>>3820707
>Sam D. Eagle.
Shit, that's so much better. Switching.

>oh no

"Your name," Mibird says slowly, with trait of one bestowing a great honor, "is Karasu."

Karasu? That means... "Crow?"

Mibird nods, looking you dead in the eye. "Yes, it fits with the coloration and feathers of your clothing. Abandoned at birth in a forest, you were raised by crows."

What.

"However, saddened by your inability to fly like your parents and siblings, you finally swore to leave the forest and seek out some manner of flight."

He's fucking with you. He's gotta be fuckin' with you.

"Thus it is that you now sail the seas in search of the Crow-Crow Fruit, which will allow you to return home and win the heart of the glossy female crow that -"

"You're just screwing with me, aren't you?"

Mibird keeps staring at you, eyes studiously blank. "I am devoid of humor. Do you have a problem with my judgement?"

>Yes! That's the most stupid backstory I've ever heard!
>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.
>........ I have a better idea for a name.
>Other?

>>3820707
+1

>>3820717
>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.

>>3820717
>>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.

>>3820717
>>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.
dude is making us retend to be his OC from the book he is totally not writting back in his abandoned castle

>>3820717
>>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.
This is a tough choice. But Mibird gave us a wonderful backstory so I have to pick this.

>>3820740
Don't tempt me

The best part of this is that I'm still not sure whether to have Zolo recognise you and wonder what the hell is going on, or be honestly excited that Mibird apparently has a subordinate swordsman to test himself against. And then he can angst over whether he's betraying his One True Rival for another swordsman.

Ah, decisions, decisions.

>>3820754
roll for it when he sees us, and when he sees we have Wado he realizes wtf iss going on

>>3820754
>Zoro rolls his perception check
>nat 1
>"This bastard is mocking me. I'm going to kick his ass so I can tell Flashman how cool I am."

>>3820754
It would be way funnier if he didn't recognize us. We can pull a Vince on him. Or a Dio

>>3820760
On a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if when Zoro inevitably beats us he takes one of our swords to give us the same incentive we gave him?

>>3820783
Zoro sees wado as a partner and legacy, we see our swords as our children, we wouold prob dedicate our everything to getting them back, also i expect our rival bonus would shoot to something insane

>>3820717
>>... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ij0ehXQdp4

>yes captain mibird you're always right captain mibird

Screw it.

"... No. It's genius, Captain Mibird. Or as we say in Crow, caw ca-caw."

You think you might, MIGHT, have just seen his lip twitch. Yure probably imagining it. "Ah, yes, and that reminds me... finish your sentences with 'caw'. It will help you immerse yourself in the role."

You slump. "You really hate me, huh? ... Caw."

Mibird smiles serenely. It's the most terrifying thing you've seen in at least a month, including Bedhead's hair.

"Go change, Karasu. We have a train to catch."

Your life is suffering.

>Apart from wearing a ridic- HANDSOME and DASHING costume and ending your sentences with 'caw', what kind of tics/personality will Karasu have?

>>3820768
>zolo: I bet Flashman would want that rapier... I'm going to kick his ass, take it, and give it to Flashman!
>robin: everyone around me is an idiot.

>>3820783
Great (or awful) miiiiinds~

>>3820795
>ticks
He should occasionally flap his feathered cape when speaking if he has an idle hand.

>Robin: everyone around me is an idiot
>also robin: I'm going to blackmail this guy who holy shit he decapitated that guy oh fuck oh god

>>3820795
>>3820808
This. Also, even when we're flapping our cape and saying "caw" we should maintain an aura of complete seriousness.

>>3820795
>>3820808
Support

>>3820795
>he laughs like CawCawCawCawCawCaw
>is always twirling a coin around his fingers
>Tends to sway his cape around when making important speeches
>Winks at women a little too much

>>3820831
Should we channel our inner wannabe Mihawk? Staring at things 24/7 to strengthen the eye muscles. That's totally how it works.

>>3820795
He keeps setting his feathered cloak on fire spontaneously. Even when there are no apparent heat sources.

>>3820842
>MiniMibird with ridiculous mannerisms
This sounds amazing. I wonder if we picked up any staring skills from that contest.

>become Karasu (Cawrasu in Ye Olde Crow)

While Mibird saunters out, radiating Smugness Haki, you find a decently clean cubicle and TRANSFORM INTO A PIRATE.

To be precise, a CROW PIRATE.

Smoboss is going to murder you. Or have a heart attack.

... At least the outfit's badass. You kind of want to keep stroking your cape, which is so sleek, and smooth, and shiny, and-

Ah. Right. Gotta stop preening. Or should you? Maybe that's in-character. Or in-cawracter.

Serious. Right.

You are Karasu, the trans-bird cabin-boy of the Shichibukai Mibi- Mihawk. Right. And, uh, caw. You can do this! ... Caw.

Fully attired, right down to mask and gloves, and equipping your rapier, you bundle your Marine uniform into the shopping bags. Most of your shells (and Mr Speedy), you can hide in your costume fairly easily.

Mr Speedy takes one look at you as you transfer him, shakes his eyestalks in sad disgust, and goes to sleep.

Jerk.

Then - you

(CHOOSE NORMAL WALKING STYLE)
>stride with casual, quiet confidence
>arrogantly saunter
>amble lazily
>Other?

into the main waiting area, where your companions look over at you.

"My gods," Abs whispers, eyes gleaming brightly. "It's full of stars..."

Klaus, eyes still locked on you, speaks to Smugbird, tone reverant. "Mihawk... I don't know whether to kiss you or stab you. Or both."

>(finger-gun) Ca-caw.
>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.)
>I just want you to know that I hate all of you. ... Caw.
>Other?

>>3820873
>arrogantly saunter
>I just want you to know that I hate all of you. ... Caw.

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>>3820873
>>arrogantly saunter
>>(finger-gun) Ca-caw.

>>3820873
>stride with casual, quiet confidence
>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.)
>Caw

>>3820873
>arrogantly saunter
>I just want you to know that I hate all of you. ... Caw.

>>3820873
>>stride with casual, quiet confidence
>>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.)

>>3820873
>arrogantly saunter
Look at all these shitty non-birds, caw.
>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.)

>>3820873
>>arrogantly saunter
>>Ignore them and preen, your captain is the only one worthy of responding too

>>3820873
"I am the terror that flaps in the night, CAW! I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares! CAW!"
"Im Karasu!"

>>3820873
>Twirl like a fucking Ballerina
>>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.) Caw
maybe try to push some conquerors?

>cabin-boy or cabin-bird? We may never know

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for imperious glaring

If you get a nat100, you accidentally release Caw-nqueror's Haki.

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3820913

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3820913
Lets go.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3820913

>>3820795
>Apart from wearing a ridic- HANDSOME and DASHING costume and ending your sentences with 'caw', what kind of tics/personality will Karasu have?

> Head at odd angles (especially when asking or being asked a question)
> When standing idly nuzzling his 'beak' into his feathered arm
>When 'sitting' he perch up first then sits normally.

>>3820918
>When 'sitting' he perch up first then sits normally.
He actually just squats on the chairs.

>>3820873
>(CHOOSE NORMAL WALKING STYLE)
>Other?
From birth Your knees ware bend backwards. When walking you decided to not bend them at all.
>(glare at everyone, Mibird-style. They are beneath you.)

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3820913
Rolling for Caw-nquerors haki if we were actually raised by crows.

Tsk. Tally-Ho, you at least managed to get the same roll as the number of seconds in the time posted, so good effort. Everyone else, shame on you. Doctor Oniichwan is displeased.

>>3820921
>karasu is l
Finally, the sugar makes sense!

>arrogantly saunter
>attempt to glare
>44
>fail at glaring

You glare at all these filthy non-birds (but not your magnificent Captain, naturally, caw), which utterly fails to get any effect except for Fireplace biting his lip in obvious amusement, and Sunglasses letting out a low coo (like a pigeon! How common!).

"I wanna pet his feathers," he sighs, hand twitching as it reaches slowly towards your precious cape...

You quickly dart aside, ducking behind Mibird and glaring suspiciously out at your disappointed minion. Not that you have minions! Being a cabin boy and all! ... Caw.

(Gained Unintimidating Glare! You mostly just look like a pouty prettyboy in a mask. Maybe practice some more.)

"This is the best day of my life," Klaus says, though you interrupt his glee by throwing your bags at him. It's just not in-caw-racter for you to caw-ry them, okay? Klaus (or is it Caws?) seems to agree, from the cheerful way he swings them under one arm, tannoy screeching above to announce the train's imminent arrival.

The time has come.

For a perfectly normal, uneventful trip to a government facility. Where you will see Wado. And maybe enough books to screw the Government into paying for Mibird's boat. And cause (or caws) absolutely no problems whatsoever.

Yes.

You're sure absolutely everything will be fine.

The wonderful thing about travelling with a Shichibukai (or two) is that the occupants of the train-car feel a sudden urge to find a different one when said Shichibukai enter the train. Within a minute of boarding, you and your filthy non-bird cawmpanions (plus Captain Mibi- hawk) have your pick of seats, for the three hour trip to Ennies Lobby. You should get there for mid-evening.

>Sit next to (choose who)

>>3820955
>>Sit next to (choose who)
Caw-ptain Mi-squawk. Obviously.

>>3820955
>Sit next to (choose who)
Perch on the window sill

>>3820955
Our Captain, obviously, caw.

>>3820955
Captain Mihawk. We must watch him to learn how to stare. And totally not just stare out the window looking for sea-kings because sea-train so cool ohmygod

>>3820955
Perch next to Mihawk, duh

>>3820978
this.

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>Mihawk's face when he realizes he created a monster with how in depth Flashy goes with his character

>i just would like to admit i didn't plan all the bird stuff. so i'm blaming all of you.

You sit (like a filthy human, curse your bipedal human body with its freaky legs!) next to your Caw-ptain, still attempting to intimidate everyone with your presence. And failing.

Your Caw-ptain lets out an annoyed huff as he sees your attempts, gaining your attention as the others watch the view.

"Your glares are pathetic," he bluntly tells you. "Do not embarrass me in front of the Government - observe."

>Roll 1d100, best of 3, to mimic the Miglare.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3820995

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3820995
Nat 1 for an ADORABLE glare

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3820995

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3820995

>>3820992
Somewhere, Roci-papa is wiping a tear of pride from his ghostly eye. And falling over.

>>3821003
While on fire. Ghost fire.

>83

With a couple of minutes of careful observation, and terse criticism from Mibird on how to angle your head or hold your body, he finally gives you a sharp nod and settles back in his seat. Apparent you're at least decent enough for him not to promptly disown you if you try to glare at someone.

(Gained Slightly Intimidating Glare! Civilians and low-ranking Marines/Pirates will find it best to steer clear!)

>Three hours to spend aboard! What do?

I need to go to sleep now, so feel free to come up with ideas. Anything you can practice? Conversations to have? Wander the train and glare at terrified civilians? Read? Find the kitchen and try to rescue any eggs?

Night, all!

>>3821007
Spoooooky fire~

>>3821018
>Three hours to spend aboard! What do?
>Improve Glare quality of course

>>3821018
>feel free to come up with ideas
Only one thing.
That 'glossy female crow' we want to win the heart of?
Her name is Caw-roline.

>>3821018
>Civilians and low-ranking Marines/Pirates will find it best to steer clear!
Not good enough. We must become the terror that flaps in the face of danger.
>>Three hours to spend aboard! What do?
>Practice The Glare.

>>3821018
>Practice the glare, see if you can call some of that bullshit haki Abs told you about into it

>>3821018
>Find the kitchen-car and glare at the cooks to hand over the eggs unharmed, caw. Then promptly glare at everything that moves. Especially fish. Like an eagle waiting to snatch its prey from just under the surface.
Do we have to learn to incorporate kicks into the rapier style? Birds of prey have talons after all.

>>3821018
Is there enough space to practice our metal cutting? That bonus has been taunting me for so long.

>>3821018
>glare-provement

>>3821031
Caw-therine the Great

>>3821025
this

>>3821031
Her name is [Unintelligible Squawking Noises]. It means something very deep and meaningful that doesn't have a direct translation in your pitiful human language.

>>3821105
>tfw we meet up with Chopper again and randomly squawk at him
>and it is actual words in the language of the crow
>and he's wondering why we are threatening to eat his eyes

>Practice observation emotion reading by seeing how people react to the glare

>>3821110
Nah, that’s legit crow mood, dude. He’d be like ‘yeah, dude’s a crow, I believe it one hundred percent’.

First off, oh my god, the world's most powerful swordsman is a chuuni, and second, I am loving where this is going.

>>3821551
>be Mihawk
>try to embarrass this frustrating kid
>holy shit he's actually doing it
>wait hold on he's taking it too far
>fuck go back
>I swear if he thinks I'm a weirdo like him
He should have hidden his powerlevel better.

stuff happens

>>3820918
>>3820921
we must do all of that

I just lurk, but QM you have really outdone yourself well fucking done.

>>3822303
Thank you, I feel very a-caw-mplished.

BA DUM SHISH

>>3821551
>the world's most powerful swordsman is a chuuni
Dude, he sails around in a coffin, and wears... well. THAT. How is he not a chuuni?! This is basic canon, dammit. Just look at him. He grew up with freaky eyes and immediately assumed they were sealing an awesome power inherited from his father, the Demon Lord. You know it's true.

>you will likely end up in combat soon, so clearly the priority is to practice glaring

You shift position, fixing your Cawptain with an attempted intense stare.

And stare.

And stare.

And stare.

".... Is there a problem." He speaks!

"Please help me improve my glare further. Caw," you request, intensely. While staring. Intensely.

Mib- Cawptain Mihawk closes his eyes very briefly, almost like he's holding back the urge to stab you in the face. Which is ridiculous, of caws, because why would he stab his cawbin-bird?

"........ I suppose it's best if people are disinclined to interact with you as much as possible," he says, which makes no sense, but whatever. Caw.

You ignore your uncute minions (filthy humans) nodding in agreement, and focus instead on your Cawptain's lessons, and not his magnificent plumage (also called his coat).

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for further glaring. This will take 30 minutes of your time.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3822482
This time we will puppy-dog-eye him into oblivion.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>ROLLING FOR CAWSTICE

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3822482

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3822482

>>3822485
>tfw giving bedroom eyes to your captain by mistake
Damn you, dice. Be cute.

>>3822485
Well this has implication... Nit too big of a one judging from the past but still.

Rolled 63, 83, 67 = 213 (3d100)

>>3822485
Not sure if puppy or sultry...

>69, decentish but nothing impressive

You think you've got a better grasp on glaring, afer a good thirty minutes of practice. Admittedly, you're somewhat distracted by Fireplace and Klaus sniggering over you and your Cawptain's valuable lesson, but the opinions of such plebeian ground-crawlers are beneath you. Scummy mud-apes. Caw.

(Gained Somewhat Intimidating Glare! Ensign and the equivalent will be intimidated by your glare but might power through, but Lieutenants and above will be mostly unaffected.)

Two hours and thirty minutes to Ennies Lobby. The sky outside seems a little darker. Dark... like your feathers. And heart. Ca-caw.

>What now?

ignore this roll. It's totally unimportant. Nothing to see here.