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Super Robot pilot thing, part (...) 09/07/19(Sat)01:46:34 No.3800701

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Super Robot pilot thing, part 13 Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)01:46:34 No.3800701 Archived

AW SHIT NEGRO, you're...Edward Roberts, space pirate, mecha pilot and owner of one of the galaxy's most unemotional faces, seemingly perpetually stuck in an expression of slight anger. Your closest buddy and crew mate, a literal space cowboy, Fester Winchester, was killed during your last mission. You then delivered his corpse to a wacko doctor to turn him into a cyborg as a method of resurrection, losing you 1 billion monies.

In order to recoup your losses, you decided to take up a bounty to assassinate a rebel leader. But that plan went tits up and you were captured. Now your crew is attacking the rebel base in order to bust you out. What do?

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/07/19(Sat)01:47:55 No.3800703

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/07/19(Sat)01:47:55 No.3800703

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3800701
pucnh self in the face

Anonymous (ID: Ay93+yoQ)
09/07/19(Sat)01:49:37 No.3800705

Anonymous (ID: Ay93+yoQ) 09/07/19(Sat)01:49:37 No.3800705

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3800701
Spit out lockpick, pick the lock on your manacles. Then punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)01:53:38 No.3800713

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)01:53:38 No.3800713

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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3800705
Now. Roll 2d100 to unlock manacles using the lockpick in your mouth

+20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/07/19(Sat)01:57:04 No.3800716

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/07/19(Sat)01:57:04 No.3800716

Rolled 65, 44 = 109 (2d100)

>>3800713
just don't ask where bonus come from

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)01:59:04 No.3800720

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)01:59:04 No.3800720

Rolled 67, 4 = 71 (2d100)

>>3800713
check

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)02:01:25 No.3800723

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)02:01:25 No.3800723

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>>3800716
Where else? Murder.

Killing enemies has qualified you as an Ace pilot last thread. Landing you a bunch of abilities. One of which is a +20 to any roll you make.

Anonymous (ID: 91pQ9e+x)
09/07/19(Sat)02:03:40 No.3800728

Anonymous (ID: 91pQ9e+x) 09/07/19(Sat)02:03:40 No.3800728

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3800723
Start murdering any rebels you see, starting with the one coming up

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)02:03:46 No.3800729

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)02:03:46 No.3800729

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3800723
Now we must make a decoy, not to raise suspicion

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)02:04:31 No.3800730

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)02:04:31 No.3800730

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3800723
Male a mental note to not trust batmen.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)02:09:09 No.3800737

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)02:09:09 No.3800737

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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3800728
Such a shame too. They were fans of you when you still pretended to work with them in order to get to their leader. Keyword: were.

Anyway, roll 2d200 to murderize the rebel running up to your cell to check on you

+20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)02:09:58 No.3800738

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)02:09:58 No.3800738

Rolled 19, 30 = 49 (2d100)

>>3800737

Anonymous (ID: kkpJRWCs)
09/07/19(Sat)02:11:38 No.3800740

Anonymous (ID: kkpJRWCs) 09/07/19(Sat)02:11:38 No.3800740

Rolled 53, 85 = 138 (2d200)

>>3800737

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)02:11:51 No.3800741

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)02:11:51 No.3800741

Rolled 82, 15 = 97 (2d100)

>>3800737

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)02:14:28 No.3800743

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)02:14:28 No.3800743

>>3800741
Nice going.

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)02:16:36 No.3800746

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)02:16:36 No.3800746

>>3800743
you are welcome

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)02:19:16 No.3800749

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)02:19:16 No.3800749

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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3800741
GOnna hit 'em with the ol' neck snap....Of course. You get that one rebel that forgot to strap in her helmet. The rebel slipped out and is about to shoot you!

Roll 2d200

+20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)02:19:55 No.3800750

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)02:19:55 No.3800750

Rolled 42, 98 = 140 (2d100)

>>3800749

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)02:20:57 No.3800752

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)02:20:57 No.3800752

>>3800750
coming back with the save

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)02:27:24 No.3800758

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)02:27:24 No.3800758

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>>3800750
Unfortunately for the rebel, no helmet means no head protection. So you disarmed the rebel and kicked her in the face.

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)02:29:42 No.3800762

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)02:29:42 No.3800762

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3800758
A quick curbstomp for good measure.

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)02:33:09 No.3800765

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)02:33:09 No.3800765

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3800758
now disguise your self roberts

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)02:35:01 No.3800766

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)02:35:01 No.3800766

I just realized that we're supposed to be rolling d200s.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)02:36:16 No.3800768

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)02:36:16 No.3800768

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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3800762
Special Pirate Attack: The curbstomp

Roll 2d 200

+20 bonus

>>3800766
Yes. But only for combat rolls.

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)02:37:33 No.3800771

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)02:37:33 No.3800771

Rolled 193, 64 = 257 (2d200)

>>3800768
Knock her out, because killing females in in bad taste

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)02:38:56 No.3800772

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)02:38:56 No.3800772

>>3800771
This.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)02:44:02 No.3800775

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)02:44:02 No.3800775

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>>3800771
Alr4ight. You curbstomped her.

Non-lethally

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)02:44:58 No.3800776

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)02:44:58 No.3800776

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3800775
Loot the body.

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)02:45:27 No.3800777

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)02:45:27 No.3800777

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3800775
now DISGUISE yourself this armor is one size fits all. Made from Space Yoga Pants.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)02:50:14 No.3800781

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)02:50:14 No.3800781

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>>3800776
You got some spare change. Ammo for the gun. And a keycard.

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)02:52:01 No.3800784

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)02:52:01 No.3800784

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3800781
Try to find an actual guy minion to kill

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)02:55:21 No.3800786

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)02:55:21 No.3800786

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3800781
What's the clearance level?

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)02:57:50 No.3800790

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)02:57:50 No.3800790

>>3800784
>>3800786
We can probably do both.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)02:58:47 No.3800792

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)02:58:47 No.3800792

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>>3800786
1. This rebel is just a regular one, so she doesn't have anything higher than that.

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)03:00:20 No.3800793

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)03:00:20 No.3800793

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3800792
very well, use her as a decoy and use her outfit as a freaking DISGUISE

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)03:01:53 No.3800795

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)03:01:53 No.3800795

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3800792
>>3800793
We would probably need a male rebel to do that.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)03:07:06 No.3800803

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)03:07:06 No.3800803

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>>3800795
Now where would you find one at this time.

"WHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON HERE?!"

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)03:07:51 No.3800806

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)03:07:51 No.3800806

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3800803
Hello, question, are you a man?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)03:14:24 No.3800818

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)03:14:24 No.3800818

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>>3800806
"Well yeah I mea--WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT REBEL OVER THERE?! STEP AWAY FROM HER WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)03:16:21 No.3800821

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)03:16:21 No.3800821

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3800818
Now, there's no need for us to get rash... I'm only inches away from your friend, what happens if you miss?

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)03:16:39 No.3800822

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)03:16:39 No.3800822

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3800818
Punch self in face.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)03:20:48 No.3800825

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)03:20:48 No.3800825

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>>3800821
"mmmrrrmmmm....THen..I'll HAVE YOU KNOW! IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HER, THEN YOU WON'T MAKE IT OUT OF THIS CELL ALIVE!"

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)03:21:52 No.3800826

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)03:21:52 No.3800826

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3800825
Correction, YOU won't make it out of this cell alive.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)03:23:31 No.3800828

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)03:23:31 No.3800828

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>>3800826
"wait what"

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)03:23:37 No.3800829

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)03:23:37 No.3800829

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3800825
this your girl friend?
She told me she liked you...
"oh that rebel soldier" she said

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)03:24:22 No.3800830

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)03:24:22 No.3800830

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3800828
BLAST HIS HEAD OFF

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)03:24:38 No.3800831

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)03:24:38 No.3800831

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3800828
you are already dead

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)03:24:51 No.3800833

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)03:24:51 No.3800833

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3800828
Ignore that,
>>3800829

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)03:26:26 No.3800836

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)03:26:26 No.3800836

>>3800833
why it was on the wrong post anyways. I had a plan!

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)03:28:59 No.3800841

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)03:28:59 No.3800841

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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3800830
Fester always did like the quick draw, Lesse if you can channel him

Roll 2d 200

+20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)03:29:48 No.3800842

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)03:29:48 No.3800842

Rolled 132, 128 = 260 (2d200)

>>3800841

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)03:31:27 No.3800846

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)03:31:27 No.3800846

Rolled 107, 49 = 156 (2d200)

>>3800841
good thing he is a space pirate or this wouldnt be easymode

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)03:39:41 No.3800853

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)03:39:41 No.3800853

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>>3800842

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)03:41:37 No.3800856

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)03:41:37 No.3800856

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3800853
Loot his body and wear his suit, then wear the girl's helmet and start to carry her for an alibi

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)03:41:59 No.3800857

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)03:41:59 No.3800857

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3800853
How many more until Tomino personally congratulates us?

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT)
09/07/19(Sat)03:43:10 No.3800859

Anonymous (ID: XGscF/dT) 09/07/19(Sat)03:43:10 No.3800859

>>3800856
>Loot his body
~~inb4 pictures or something similar~~

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)03:51:24 No.3800864

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)03:51:24 No.3800864

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>>3800856
You got some spare change, another level 1 key card and a photo of two kids playing in a field. Anyway, you don your disguise and picked up the KO'd rebel. This should allow you to move through the base unhindered, especially with your crew still attacking it.

Also remember to get back your sweet pirate coat

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)03:53:44 No.3800867

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)03:53:44 No.3800867

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3800864
Suddenly, PLOT

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)03:54:17 No.3800869

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)03:54:17 No.3800869

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3800864
take her to sick bay, I have a feeling we need a better key card to get our stuff back.

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)03:56:48 No.3800870

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)03:56:48 No.3800870

>>3800864
He was also one week from retirement
>>3800869
Yeah a leader might be there getting treated

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)03:59:33 No.3800876

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)03:59:33 No.3800876

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>>3800869
You head to the sick bay, the rebel doctor is there tending to the wounded.

"Oh shit! Another casualty? Quickly, bring her inside. What happened?"

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)03:59:47 No.3800877

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)03:59:47 No.3800877

>>3800870
or the doctor may have higher clearance, I mean its a rebel base right? they might be making bioweapons and what not.

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)04:02:10 No.3800878

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)04:02:10 No.3800878

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3800876
she fought off a prisoner valiantly and blew his head off, but after she took a blow to the back of the head. She passed out right after she made the kill.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)04:11:22 No.3800890

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)04:11:22 No.3800890

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>>3800878
"Oh alright. Get back to the battle, soldier. I'll take care of it from here"

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)04:12:59 No.3800893

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)04:12:59 No.3800893

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3800890
Snap his neck

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)04:13:56 No.3800894

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)04:13:56 No.3800894

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3800890
roll for pick pocket

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F)
09/07/19(Sat)04:17:41 No.3800897

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F) 09/07/19(Sat)04:17:41 No.3800897

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3800890
Pretend to get back to the battle, but actually look for the rebel leader.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)04:19:14 No.3800899

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)04:19:14 No.3800899

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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3800894
Roll 2d100

+20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)04:19:41 No.3800900

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)04:19:41 No.3800900

Rolled 86, 91 = 177 (2d100)

>>3800899
Do the Skyrim thing where we pickpocket him naked

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)04:19:50 No.3800901

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)04:19:50 No.3800901

Rolled 79, 1 = 80 (2d100)

>>3800899

Anonymous (ID: Kcdq+1/n)
09/07/19(Sat)04:20:11 No.3800902

Anonymous (ID: Kcdq+1/n) 09/07/19(Sat)04:20:11 No.3800902

Rolled 49, 70 = 119 (2d100)

>>3800899

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)04:20:12 No.3800903

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)04:20:12 No.3800903

Rolled 19, 158 = 177 (2d200)

>>3800899
Somehow steal everything, including his clothes and his life

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)04:21:50 No.3800905

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)04:21:50 No.3800905

Rolled 5, 97 = 102 (2d100)

>>3800899
>>3800903
Oops wrong dice

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)04:27:46 No.3800915

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)04:27:46 No.3800915

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>>3800900
"...wait a minute"

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)04:28:47 No.3800917

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)04:28:47 No.3800917

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3800915
Continue with ze plot

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)04:28:48 No.3800918

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)04:28:48 No.3800918

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3800915
smoke bomb!

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)04:29:25 No.3800919

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)04:29:25 No.3800919

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3800915
NAKED PERSON TRYING TO KIDNAP A GIRL ALERT, STOP HIM

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)04:36:07 No.3800928

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)04:36:07 No.3800928

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>>3800917
"DOCTOR! THE ENEMY HAS BREACHED OUR DEFENSES! WE'LL HAVE TO MOVE THE W----what the fuck is going on here"

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)04:37:13 No.3800933

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)04:37:13 No.3800933

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3800928
well my plan is tits up
ok throw the naked doctor into the troops and run!

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F)
09/07/19(Sat)04:37:19 No.3800934

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F) 09/07/19(Sat)04:37:19 No.3800934

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3800928
"The enemy is deploying illegal exotic weaponry to disintegrate our clothes. Those cheating bastards!"

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)04:37:39 No.3800935

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)04:37:39 No.3800935

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3800928
The doctor is stripping naked in front of the girl for some evil purpose, fellow rebels!

Anonymous (ID: Kcdq+1/n)
09/07/19(Sat)04:38:35 No.3800939

Anonymous (ID: Kcdq+1/n) 09/07/19(Sat)04:38:35 No.3800939

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3800934
Those BASTARDS!

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F)
09/07/19(Sat)04:39:39 No.3800942

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F) 09/07/19(Sat)04:39:39 No.3800942

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3800939
>*ahem*
THOSE BASTARDS!

Anonymous (ID: Kcdq+1/n)
09/07/19(Sat)04:40:49 No.3800944

Anonymous (ID: Kcdq+1/n) 09/07/19(Sat)04:40:49 No.3800944

>>3800942
Thank you.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)04:42:56 No.3800948

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)04:42:56 No.3800948

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>>3800933
"AH! MAN ASS!"

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)04:43:58 No.3800951

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)04:43:58 No.3800951

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3800948
RUN like that time when your ex caught you with her sister

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)04:44:14 No.3800953

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)04:44:14 No.3800953

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3800948
Grab tjhe girl and RUN TO THE ARMORY

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)04:48:37 No.3800957

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)04:48:37 No.3800957

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3800948
smoke bomb your way out and find your coat!

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)04:49:54 No.3800958

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)04:49:54 No.3800958

>>3800953
I thought servers ate my post

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)04:50:13 No.3800959

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)04:50:13 No.3800959

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>>3800953
You grabbed the rebel, for some reason, perhaps as a hostage, maybe? I dunno. And run towards the armory. The doc's key card says 2 on it so you should be able to get in.

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)04:52:26 No.3800962

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)04:52:26 No.3800962

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3800959
Be able to get in and try to find your coat and loot some weapons in the meantime

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)04:59:18 No.3800968

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)04:59:18 No.3800968

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>>3800962
You got your sweet coat back. The down side is that moving around the base will immediately trigger alarms. The upside is that you look sick

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)05:00:37 No.3800973

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)05:00:37 No.3800973

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3800968
Well, they did say the base has been breached so try to find out what your friends are doing

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)05:11:42 No.3800990

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)05:11:42 No.3800990

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>>3800973
Listening to the blaring alarms with live updates across the base. It seems Jester managed to smash through a section of the base with his mech while The Black Horse bombards the area and distract the base's fighter planes. But it seems the rebels are gonna send out their own mechs soon to deal with this.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)05:12:55 No.3800994

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)05:12:55 No.3800994

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3800990
Send them a signal of your location, and ask them to pick you up

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)05:14:38 No.3800996

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)05:14:38 No.3800996

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3800990
>>3800994
This, also try to find the map while you hold your ground in the armory

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)05:21:36 No.3801004

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)05:21:36 No.3801004

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>>3800994
Luckily your coat is where you put your communicator. Jester will get to you in about 10 minutes. Hopefully nothing will hinder you by then

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)05:22:52 No.3801005

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)05:22:52 No.3801005

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3801004
Shout to the rebels that if they shoot, the girl dies with you

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)05:24:33 No.3801007

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)05:24:33 No.3801007

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3801004
YO I GOT THE BITCH, YOU GUYS GET IN HERE THE BITCH GET IT YAHEAR?!!!!

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)05:27:06 No.3801010

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)05:27:06 No.3801010

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>>3801005
"Damnit he's got a hostage"

"Then use flash or smoke first!"

"Maybe we can hold of this end and send somebody through the vents"

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)05:28:29 No.3801011

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)05:28:29 No.3801011

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3801010
YOU GUYS THINK I'M FOOLING AROUND? IF ANY OF YOU SO MUCH AS TOUCHES THE DOOR I'M GONNA STUFF THIS PIECE OF PIZZA IN HER MOUTH

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)05:28:59 No.3801013

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)05:28:59 No.3801013

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3801010
>>3801011
IT'S HAWAIIAN

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/07/19(Sat)05:45:17 No.3801027

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/07/19(Sat)05:45:17 No.3801027

>>3801013
jesus christ, have a mercy

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)05:46:03 No.3801028

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)05:46:03 No.3801028

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>>3801013
"NO!"

"YOU MONSTER!"

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq)
09/07/19(Sat)05:47:24 No.3801034

Anonymous (ID: UuD0eHZq) 09/07/19(Sat)05:47:24 No.3801034

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3801028
thats right with extra ham!

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)05:48:03 No.3801035

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)05:48:03 No.3801035

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3801034
>>3801028
AND PINEAPPLE

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)05:51:43 No.3801039

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)05:51:43 No.3801039

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>>3801034
"Well actually the ham part aint so bad"

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)05:52:44 No.3801042

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)05:52:44 No.3801042

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3801039
AND TWICE THE PINEAPPLE

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F)
09/07/19(Sat)05:54:50 No.3801043

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F) 09/07/19(Sat)05:54:50 No.3801043

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3801039
Ignore >>3801042, it's actually triple.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)06:02:11 No.3801051

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)06:02:11 No.3801051

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>>3801042
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)06:03:51 No.3801054

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)06:03:51 No.3801054

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3801051
Some of the rebels immediately try to barge in while others try to stop them, resulting in a massive fight outside

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/07/19(Sat)06:09:24 No.3801055

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/07/19(Sat)06:09:24 No.3801055

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3801051
inb4 hostage is okay with hawaian pizza

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)06:12:06 No.3801056

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)06:12:06 No.3801056

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>>3801055
In her delirium, the unconscious rebel mutters in her sleep "mmm...pinapple...ham....yuuuummm..."

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)06:13:09 No.3801057

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)06:13:09 No.3801057

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3801056
Entire rebell cell breaks down

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)06:14:08 No.3801060

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)06:14:08 No.3801060

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3801056
YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? LISTEN HOW THE VERY NOTION OF THAT PIZZA SENDS HER INTO A DELIRIOUS FRIGHT!! NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTS TO TRY ME?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)06:18:38 No.3801063

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)06:18:38 No.3801063

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>>3801057
YOu can here them yelling from outside

"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! THIS MONSTER HAS NO MERCY! WE'LL HAVE TO KILL HIM!"

"NO YOU FOOL! DONT YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S CAPABLE OF WITH THAT KIND OF PIZZA! CALM YOURSELF!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORRREEEEEE"

"PINEAPPLE ISN"T SUPPOSED TO GO ON A PIZZA! FRUIT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO GO WITH SAVORY STUFF! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!NO!"

"I'M ONLY 1 WEEK AWAY FROM RETIREMENT!"

Anonymous (ID: t8F1PZj5)
09/07/19(Sat)06:19:59 No.3801064

Anonymous (ID: t8F1PZj5) 09/07/19(Sat)06:19:59 No.3801064

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3801063
Throw one holopiece of hawaiian pizza into the corridor to show that you're not joking

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/07/19(Sat)06:20:01 No.3801065

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/07/19(Sat)06:20:01 No.3801065

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3801063
aaand commercial break for pineapple pizza, while time skips to point of Jester arrival only to find place of massacre.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)06:23:20 No.3801067

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)06:23:20 No.3801067

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>>3801064
[Indescribable screaming]

[gunshots]

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)06:24:41 No.3801068

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)06:24:41 No.3801068

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3801067
Well that will get them distr-~~OH SHIT IT'S THE REBEL CAPTAIN~~

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/07/19(Sat)06:25:12 No.3801070

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/07/19(Sat)06:25:12 No.3801070

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3801067
and now we wait

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)06:38:39 No.3801083

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)06:38:39 No.3801083

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>>3801068
Of course! The captain of this squad, obviously the leader due to the horn on his helmet. He's the only survivor!

"YOU MONSTER! YOU KILLED MY MEN! YOU WON'T LEAVE HERE ALIVE!"

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)06:39:58 No.3801087

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)06:39:58 No.3801087

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3801083
Who are you referring to when you say "you"? Do you mean, me and myself or is it merely you subconsciously referring to yourself in third person, knowing that you stand no chance to leave this place a live?

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F)
09/07/19(Sat)06:40:07 No.3801089

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F) 09/07/19(Sat)06:40:07 No.3801089

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3801083
"HERE, HAVE SOME HAWAIIAN"

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)06:40:43 No.3801091

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)06:40:43 No.3801091

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3801083
>>3801087
>>3801089

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/07/19(Sat)06:41:02 No.3801093

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/07/19(Sat)06:41:02 No.3801093

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3801083
I didn't do nuffin'

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)06:46:25 No.3801100

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)06:46:25 No.3801100

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>>3801091

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)06:47:51 No.3801103

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)06:47:51 No.3801103

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3801100
Check our watch, Jester should be arriving any time soon right?

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)06:48:38 No.3801104

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)06:48:38 No.3801104

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3801100
Throw him a "pineapple" aka a grenade

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/07/19(Sat)06:48:45 No.3801105

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/07/19(Sat)06:48:45 No.3801105

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3801100
Call Gespe..! I mean Call Jester!
For dramatic appearance!

Anonymous (ID: t8F1PZj5)
09/07/19(Sat)06:48:49 No.3801106

Anonymous (ID: t8F1PZj5) 09/07/19(Sat)06:48:49 No.3801106

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3801100
KEELHAUL

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)06:54:21 No.3801113

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)06:54:21 No.3801113

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>>3801105
Jester then suddenly crushes the captain with the Justiciar. All is well and I gotta go for a while brehs. Will resume later. shit

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/07/19(Sat)06:55:36 No.3801116

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/07/19(Sat)06:55:36 No.3801116

>>3801113
By later do you mean midnight

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/07/19(Sat)06:56:00 No.3801118

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/07/19(Sat)06:56:00 No.3801118

>>3801113
thanks for bread so far, OP
Good luck with your daily routine in gulag

Anonymous (ID: t8F1PZj5)
09/07/19(Sat)06:56:36 No.3801119

Anonymous (ID: t8F1PZj5) 09/07/19(Sat)06:56:36 No.3801119

>>3801113
And by later he means come back next week

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)11:44:34 No.3801383

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)11:44:34 No.3801383

>>3801116
>>3801119
>>3801119
ssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/07/19(Sat)11:51:09 No.3801387

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/07/19(Sat)11:51:09 No.3801387

Think I'm gonna start trying to kill of Edward soon

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)12:09:35 No.3801415

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)12:09:35 No.3801415

just sat down and suddenly everything started spinning and I saw my life flashed before my eyes

the shit

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F)
09/07/19(Sat)12:34:32 No.3801465

Anonymous (ID: wKvlWB7F) 09/07/19(Sat)12:34:32 No.3801465

>>3801415
they must not clean out the fungus very often in your gulag cell

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/07/19(Sat)12:36:37 No.3801470

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/07/19(Sat)12:36:37 No.3801470

>>3801465
>assuming there's even gonna be any cleaning at all

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/07/19(Sat)14:45:16 No.3801681

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/07/19(Sat)14:45:16 No.3801681

>>3801415
OP don't go dying on us.
We need you roundy and healthy.
Don't eat rabid dogs anymore.

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/08/19(Sun)01:01:56 No.3803039

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/08/19(Sun)01:01:56 No.3803039

>>3801387
He'll probably kill you off

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/08/19(Sun)11:45:37 No.3803692

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/08/19(Sun)11:45:37 No.3803692

>>3801465
Goddamnit this post is actually prophetic. Went to the doc today and I've been unwell because I got an ear infection, and there is indeed fungus in there.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/08/19(Sun)11:50:33 No.3803699

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/08/19(Sun)11:50:33 No.3803699

>>3803692
OP....

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/08/19(Sun)11:51:23 No.3803700

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/08/19(Sun)11:51:23 No.3803700

>>3803699
what, my son?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/08/19(Sun)11:52:23 No.3803704

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/08/19(Sun)11:52:23 No.3803704

>>3803700
You need to start taking care of yourself. how many times now has this hpapened

Anonymous (ID: 4Kphv1oq)
09/08/19(Sun)11:52:39 No.3803705

Anonymous (ID: 4Kphv1oq) 09/08/19(Sun)11:52:39 No.3803705

And then OP died in the flames of the nuclear apocalypse, along with 7 billion others.

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/08/19(Sun)11:56:28 No.3803711

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/08/19(Sun)11:56:28 No.3803711

>>3803692
Did he give you any medicine

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/08/19(Sun)11:58:16 No.3803717

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/08/19(Sun)11:58:16 No.3803717

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otomycosis
OP spent too much time in the water

Anonymous (ID: ethq+4c+)
09/08/19(Sun)11:59:47 No.3803718

Anonymous (ID: ethq+4c+) 09/08/19(Sun)11:59:47 No.3803718

>>3803692
In a shocking twist, OP was the gulag all along

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/08/19(Sun)11:59:58 No.3803719

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/08/19(Sun)11:59:58 No.3803719

>>3803704
Technically this is only the second time I have an ear infection that has grown fungus.

The last time was in the other ear

Anonymous (ID: V/VPNvpa)
09/08/19(Sun)12:01:20 No.3803722

Anonymous (ID: V/VPNvpa) 09/08/19(Sun)12:01:20 No.3803722

>>3803700
You need to go easy on the Shrooms if you getting fungus in the ears, OP.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/08/19(Sun)12:01:26 No.3803723

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/08/19(Sun)12:01:26 No.3803723

>>3803711
Hosed out my ear with...some stuff and gave me...pills

>>3803718
Perhaps the real gulag is the friends me arrested along the way

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/08/19(Sun)12:02:51 No.3803727

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/08/19(Sun)12:02:51 No.3803727

>>3803723
Turns out op is the oppresser
He at least you have excuse to not whip people

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/08/19(Sun)12:08:13 No.3803736

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/08/19(Sun)12:08:13 No.3803736

>>3803727
I'm not oppressing anybody. We're all equal here

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI)
09/08/19(Sun)12:18:16 No.3803754

Anonymous (ID: RaEoMnhI) 09/08/19(Sun)12:18:16 No.3803754

>>3803736
The oppressed would say nothing because they're too busy being oppressed

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/09/19(Mon)19:13:31 No.3806663

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/09/19(Mon)19:13:31 No.3806663

>edward will revolt against the players every time they try to get him killed

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/10/19(Tue)10:22:33 No.3807503

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/10/19(Tue)10:22:33 No.3807503

>5 years
so I'm not expecting a thread until I'm 70 then

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/10/19(Tue)10:44:30 No.3807536

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/10/19(Tue)10:44:30 No.3807536

>>3807503
Let's ;push for 90 instead!

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/12/19(Thu)10:44:25 No.3811532

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/12/19(Thu)10:44:25 No.3811532

>>3807536
yay

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)10:34:19 No.3816443

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)10:34:19 No.3816443

time

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/14/19(Sat)10:36:05 No.3816447

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/14/19(Sat)10:36:05 No.3816447

Rolled 74 (1d100)

Punch self

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)11:57:59 No.3816585

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)11:57:59 No.3816585

op stop oppressing people and do what you promised

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)12:15:24 No.3816606

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)12:15:24 No.3816606

>>3816585
I was stuck in traffic, there's a storm going on here, jeez

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/14/19(Sat)12:16:45 No.3816609

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/14/19(Sat)12:16:45 No.3816609

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3816606
you miss my orc birthday too.

Anonymous (ID: CH5AIJOq)
09/14/19(Sat)12:19:10 No.3816613

Anonymous (ID: CH5AIJOq) 09/14/19(Sat)12:19:10 No.3816613

>>3816606
Is the storm called the 'Surge of Communism'?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)12:22:22 No.3816618

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)12:22:22 No.3816618

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>>3816609
much apologies, here cake

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/14/19(Sat)12:26:10 No.3816628

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/14/19(Sat)12:26:10 No.3816628

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3816618
you are not dying anymore, OP?
Stop doing that.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)12:28:44 No.3816634

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)12:28:44 No.3816634

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>>3816628
I make no promises.

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/14/19(Sat)12:29:37 No.3816636

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/14/19(Sat)12:29:37 No.3816636

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3816634
The drones need you, OP.
They look up to you.
Don't leave them.

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)12:30:01 No.3816638

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)12:30:01 No.3816638

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3816634
Back to story

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/14/19(Sat)12:30:28 No.3816640

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/14/19(Sat)12:30:28 No.3816640

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3816634
anyway, continuing with the plot...

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)12:37:36 No.3816652

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)12:37:36 No.3816652

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>>3816638
Right. Jester just used the Justiciar to stomp a hole in the hallway, squishing the squad leader and giving you a chance to regroup with your crew!

Anonymous (ID: mPY9ivIY)
09/14/19(Sat)12:38:50 No.3816653

Anonymous (ID: mPY9ivIY) 09/14/19(Sat)12:38:50 No.3816653

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3816652
Caress own face
Fast
Using knuckles

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)12:38:57 No.3816654

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)12:38:57 No.3816654

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3816652
Ask Jester to give both you and the girl you "saved" a lift

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/14/19(Sat)12:39:13 No.3816656

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/14/19(Sat)12:39:13 No.3816656

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3816652
regroup but also punch self in the face

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)12:45:43 No.3816665

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)12:45:43 No.3816665

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>>3816654
"Captain! She's bleeding! Good of you to save her then!"

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)12:47:45 No.3816672

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)12:47:45 No.3816672

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3816665
Yes...because I'm totally a good guy and not an amoral pirate lord with psychotic tendencies

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)12:49:21 No.3816676

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)12:49:21 No.3816676

>>3816665
>>3816672
Now hurry up and carry her to the ship and tell me if you know where the mech bay is

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)12:50:25 No.3816678

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)12:50:25 No.3816678

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3816665
>>3816676

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)12:50:57 No.3816680

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)12:50:57 No.3816680

>>3816678
Jesus anon, calm down

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)12:56:05 No.3816688

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)12:56:05 No.3816688

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>>3816678
"Alright, cap'n. Returning to ship. And I think their mech bay is over yonder on the other side of their base"

Anyway, Jester is carrying you back to the ship. Since that's where you're keeping your own mech too. Let's hope amidst all this boom boom explosions, nothing terrible happens that would hinder your progress

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/14/19(Sat)12:57:03 No.3816690

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/14/19(Sat)12:57:03 No.3816690

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3816688
something terrible happens ~~to Fester~~ ~~again~~

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)12:57:54 No.3816691

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)12:57:54 No.3816691

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3816688
Something terrible happens, BANDIT ATE ALL THE SAUSAGES!!!

Anonymous (ID: VWSNYVdl)
09/14/19(Sat)12:58:38 No.3816692

Anonymous (ID: VWSNYVdl) 09/14/19(Sat)12:58:38 No.3816692

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3816688
Something nice happens to Fester for once

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)13:06:29 No.3816703

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)13:06:29 No.3816703

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>>3816692
MEANWHILE, OVER AT THE MAD DOCTOR'S SPACE BACK ALLEY CLINIC

"hmmmm....interesting"

The doc is making a breakthrough on Fester's procedure! Success chances are up

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)13:07:36 No.3816705

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)13:07:36 No.3816705

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3816703
Back to Edward, where we reach the ship without incident

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/14/19(Sat)13:07:52 No.3816706

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/14/19(Sat)13:07:52 No.3816706

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3816703
plot advances

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)13:13:58 No.3816713

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)13:13:58 No.3816713

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>>3816705
Ah, the power of offscreen travelling

"Yo Ed! You okay? And who the hell's that?"

Anonymous (ID: VWSNYVdl)
09/14/19(Sat)13:15:22 No.3816717

Anonymous (ID: VWSNYVdl) 09/14/19(Sat)13:15:22 No.3816717

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3816713
"A rebel. We're going to interrogate her."

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)13:15:37 No.3816718

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)13:15:37 No.3816718

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3816713
Punch self to avoid questions

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)13:16:43 No.3816720

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)13:16:43 No.3816720

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3816713
>>3816717
But don't tell Jester that.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)13:19:08 No.3816724

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)13:19:08 No.3816724

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>>3816720
"Alright, gotta put her into medical first to wake her. Anyway, you jumping in the Davy Jones and joining the fight?"

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)13:21:04 No.3816733

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)13:21:04 No.3816733

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3816724
Yes, and order the ship to blast the mech bay on the other side of the base

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/14/19(Sat)13:21:04 No.3816734

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/14/19(Sat)13:21:04 No.3816734

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3816724
No, sound the retreat instead. There's nothing left for us here

Anonymous (ID: VWSNYVdl)
09/14/19(Sat)13:21:24 No.3816736

Anonymous (ID: VWSNYVdl) 09/14/19(Sat)13:21:24 No.3816736

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3816724
yeah ok

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)13:22:51 No.3816740

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)13:22:51 No.3816740

>>3816734
except for the bounty

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)13:33:11 No.3816753

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)13:33:11 No.3816753

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>>3816734
What this anon >>3816740 said. Since we already betrayed the rebels. They're gonna be hostile from now on and we got no other chances to get close to the Leader

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)13:35:15 No.3816756

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)13:35:15 No.3816756

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3816753
Very well then, throw her into medical and call the crew, were going after the fucker!

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)13:35:18 No.3816757

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)13:35:18 No.3816757

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3816753
Sound out to the rebels attacking the ship that we have women on board and if the ship is destroyed they die.
Governments will come down hard on them for being girlkillers

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)13:39:46 No.3816764

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)13:39:46 No.3816764

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>>3816756
Alright cap'n, what are ye orders?

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)13:40:18 No.3816767

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)13:40:18 No.3816767

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3816764
>>3816757

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)13:41:34 No.3816769

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)13:41:34 No.3816769

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3816764
...FUCK 'EM UP...after finding their leader

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)13:53:12 No.3816786

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)13:53:12 No.3816786

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>>3816769
"Aye aye captain." your crew answered

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)13:56:06 No.3816794

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)13:56:06 No.3816794

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3816786
Not, to preparations montage!

Anonymous (ID: VWSNYVdl)
09/14/19(Sat)13:57:49 No.3816798

Anonymous (ID: VWSNYVdl) 09/14/19(Sat)13:57:49 No.3816798

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3816794
He means "now", so please don't skip it.

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe)
09/14/19(Sat)14:07:22 No.3816814

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe) 09/14/19(Sat)14:07:22 No.3816814

>>3816618
aw and the candles make a 3d tusks as well

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)14:07:49 No.3816817

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)14:07:49 No.3816817

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>>3816794
Alright. The Davy Jones got tuned to maximum output by the mechanic, weapons are ready, energy tanks are full and you're getting up into the cockpit

Anonymous (ID: VWSNYVdl)
09/14/19(Sat)14:10:11 No.3816819

Anonymous (ID: VWSNYVdl) 09/14/19(Sat)14:10:11 No.3816819

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3816817
Play your theme song

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)14:13:20 No.3816828

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)14:13:20 No.3816828

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3816817
Put on our hat and to battle!

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)14:24:47 No.3816846

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)14:24:47 No.3816846

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>>3816828
Edward Roberts! Launching

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP)
09/14/19(Sat)14:36:54 No.3816869

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP) 09/14/19(Sat)14:36:54 No.3816869

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3816846
Some people might say "that's too gaudy for a pirate hat", but fuck 'em.

Anonymous (ID: 5I+u740s)
09/14/19(Sat)14:40:46 No.3816876

Anonymous (ID: 5I+u740s) 09/14/19(Sat)14:40:46 No.3816876

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3816846
THEME SONG

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)14:45:31 No.3816884

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)14:45:31 No.3816884

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>>3816876
Alright. So what's your theme song then, cap'n?

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD)
09/14/19(Sat)14:57:04 No.3816908

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD) 09/14/19(Sat)14:57:04 No.3816908

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3816884

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRh-dzrI4Z4&ab_channel=Sunderbraze

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP)
09/14/19(Sat)15:01:33 No.3816917

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP) 09/14/19(Sat)15:01:33 No.3816917

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3816884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5gP5YDDeGg but slightly different to avoid copyright.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)15:02:30 No.3816919

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)15:02:30 No.3816919

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>>3816908
The enemy has deployed their own mechs! But they are taken aback by the loud sweeping orchestral music overriding their intercoms as you make your descent! How you gonna start this thing? Perhaps a diving kick straight into one of em?

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)15:06:14 No.3816927

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)15:06:14 No.3816927

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3816919
No need to play fair against the rebels, FIRE THE MAIN CANNON OF THE SHIP INTO THEIR BIGGEST CONCENTRATION...arrrr

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)15:13:25 No.3816940

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)15:13:25 No.3816940

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Rolled 17, 42, 37, 93, 88, 53, 29, 30, 11, 25 = 425 (10d100)

>>3816927
As the Davy Jones makes it way down, you ordered the crew to fire The Black Horse's main cannon at the biggest group of rebel mechs. The front of the ship opens up, the skull emblem dislocates its jaws as the hidden cannon is revealed, charging up massive amount of energy for a devastating blast!

Roll 2d100

+20 Ace bonus for you

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)15:14:34 No.3816944

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)15:14:34 No.3816944

Rolled 18, 71 = 89 (2d100)

>>3816940
This might've been a bad idea in retrospect, maybe some sneaking, hmmm do we have governments number?
Either way, FIRE

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)15:21:17 No.3816963

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)15:21:17 No.3816963

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>>3816944
The beam cuts through the air and hits straight in the middle of the largest enemy mech squad. The massive explosion took out all of them except one lone rebel who managed to boost away in time! Now the main cannon gotta recharge

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)15:22:24 No.3816967

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)15:22:24 No.3816967

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3816963
Jester! Lets go after this guy!

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)15:32:08 No.3816992

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)15:32:08 No.3816992

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>>3816967
Jester, after taking out a couple of rebel mechs that were obstructing him, links up with you to take down the remaining rebel mech. But this guy is staying in the air zipping around, suppressing you both with machine gun fire

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)15:32:52 No.3816994

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)15:32:52 No.3816994

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3816992
You got a gun? As I only have a sword, Fester was the gun dude who went into melee fight for some reason

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)15:42:49 No.3817024

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)15:42:49 No.3817024

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>>3816994
"My Justiciar got a chest blaster, captain. It's powerful but not very accurate"

"Captain, the Black Horse is also equipped with a laser gun for long ranged encounters" your ship AI reminded you.

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)15:46:24 No.3817029

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)15:46:24 No.3817029

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3817024
Oh yeah, do that

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)15:49:55 No.3817036

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)15:49:55 No.3817036

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>>3817029
do wut

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP)
09/14/19(Sat)15:50:34 No.3817038

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP) 09/14/19(Sat)15:50:34 No.3817038

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3817036
Fire your chest laser.

Anonymous (ID: 3QNkjRfB)
09/14/19(Sat)15:51:30 No.3817040

Anonymous (ID: 3QNkjRfB) 09/14/19(Sat)15:51:30 No.3817040

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3817036
We have to use
"That."

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)15:51:36 No.3817041

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)15:51:36 No.3817041

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3817036
Fire the horse lasers

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)15:53:52 No.3817046

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)15:53:52 No.3817046

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>>3817040

NO! Not...."that"!

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP)
09/14/19(Sat)15:57:54 No.3817055

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP) 09/14/19(Sat)15:57:54 No.3817055

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3817046
Yes

THE MYSTERY BOX

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)16:09:20 No.3817093

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)16:09:20 No.3817093

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>>3817055
The mystterious mystery box that you got form a space merchant long ago. Dare you open it and peer into its mysterious contents?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/14/19(Sat)16:18:15 No.3817118

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/14/19(Sat)16:18:15 No.3817118

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3817093
Spare gi m dinm a drunken lapse ofjugementm fl y wayay

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)16:21:44 No.3817131

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)16:21:44 No.3817131

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>>3817118
what

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/14/19(Sat)16:26:59 No.3817144

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/14/19(Sat)16:26:59 No.3817144

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3817131
open(and leave rest to anonsm im going noodnight)

Anonymous (ID: 3QNkjRfB)
09/14/19(Sat)16:27:42 No.3817146

Anonymous (ID: 3QNkjRfB) 09/14/19(Sat)16:27:42 No.3817146

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3817131
Consume the mystery box

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP)
09/14/19(Sat)16:27:48 No.3817147

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP) 09/14/19(Sat)16:27:48 No.3817147

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3817131
Dewit.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)16:33:37 No.3817163

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)16:33:37 No.3817163

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>>3817147
Inside you find......a coupon that gives you 50% off on your next purchase of novelty boxes with dumb symbols on them

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP)
09/14/19(Sat)16:40:02 No.3817177

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP) 09/14/19(Sat)16:40:02 No.3817177

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3817163
Okay, now fire the chest beam.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)16:47:26 No.3817195

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)16:47:26 No.3817195

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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3817177
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 3QNkjRfB)
09/14/19(Sat)16:52:22 No.3817211

Anonymous (ID: 3QNkjRfB) 09/14/19(Sat)16:52:22 No.3817211

Rolled 4, 76 = 80 (2d100)

>>3817195

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)17:13:26 No.3817262

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)17:13:26 No.3817262

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>>3817211
The blast hit the rebel and he went down

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)17:15:30 No.3817266

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)17:15:30 No.3817266

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3817262
Now, where's the lead?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)17:24:15 No.3817292

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)17:24:15 No.3817292

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>>3817266
Naturally, the rebel leader has gotten into his own mech to fight you

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP)
09/14/19(Sat)17:27:38 No.3817299

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP) 09/14/19(Sat)17:27:38 No.3817299

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3817292
Would you believe me if I said we genuinely believed he had information to help you?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)17:32:45 No.3817309

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)17:32:45 No.3817309

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>>3817299

"Doesn't matter, now that you've already killed my men and destroyed base"

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP)
09/14/19(Sat)17:35:25 No.3817315

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP) 09/14/19(Sat)17:35:25 No.3817315

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3817309
Well that wouldn't have happened if you actually let me explain, would it? :^)

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)17:35:49 No.3817316

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)17:35:49 No.3817316

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3817309
Well they started it...either way...prepare to be captured and returned to authorities

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)17:46:56 No.3817350

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)17:46:56 No.3817350

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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3817315
"Unlikely"

He's gonna fire off a volley of missiels at you!

Roll 2d200

He has a +70 Bonus
You have a +60 bonus

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)17:48:19 No.3817355

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)17:48:19 No.3817355

Rolled 7, 10 = 17 (2d100)

>>3817350
NOT THE MISSIELS!

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP)
09/14/19(Sat)17:51:00 No.3817362

Anonymous (ID: nfFR/GWP) 09/14/19(Sat)17:51:00 No.3817362

Rolled 9, 57 = 66 (2d100)

>>3817350

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)18:00:38 No.3817385

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)18:00:38 No.3817385

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>>3817362
Thanks to your counter skill, you fired off your pistol at the rebel leader. Causing him unbalance and interrupting his missile launch

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)18:05:31 No.3817398

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)18:05:31 No.3817398

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3817385
NOW JESTER, ALL OUT

Anonymous (ID: t8F1PZj5)
09/14/19(Sat)18:13:09 No.3817418

Anonymous (ID: t8F1PZj5) 09/14/19(Sat)18:13:09 No.3817418

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3817385
KEELHAUL

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)18:16:33 No.3817427

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)18:16:33 No.3817427

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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3817398
Roll 2d100

He has +35
Jester has +25

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)18:20:43 No.3817442

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)18:20:43 No.3817442

Rolled 39, 50 = 89 (2d100)

>>3817427
Ffffuggg

Anonymous (ID: 3QNkjRfB)
09/14/19(Sat)18:20:58 No.3817443

Anonymous (ID: 3QNkjRfB) 09/14/19(Sat)18:20:58 No.3817443

Rolled 6, 25 = 31 (2d100)

>>3817427

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ)
09/14/19(Sat)18:25:00 No.3817447

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ) 09/14/19(Sat)18:25:00 No.3817447

Rolled 28, 53 = 81 (2d100)

>>3817427

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)18:28:53 No.3817453

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)18:28:53 No.3817453

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>>3817447
He dodged it!

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)18:30:42 No.3817457

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)18:30:42 No.3817457

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3817453
Will he dodge my sword?

Anonymous (ID: t8F1PZj5)
09/14/19(Sat)18:33:03 No.3817464

Anonymous (ID: t8F1PZj5) 09/14/19(Sat)18:33:03 No.3817464

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3817453
Edwards eye burns bright red ruh roh

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)18:46:23 No.3817501

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)18:46:23 No.3817501

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3817457

Roll 2d200 to find out!

He has +35 bonus
You have +30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)18:47:14 No.3817505

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)18:47:14 No.3817505

Rolled 48, 50 = 98 (2d100)

>>3817501
Maybe

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/14/19(Sat)18:48:54 No.3817510

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/14/19(Sat)18:48:54 No.3817510

>>3817501
>>3817505
SLICE HIM IN HALF

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)18:49:46 No.3817513

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)18:49:46 No.3817513

I feel like Edward is Dice Gods favorite while Fester is hated by him

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ)
09/14/19(Sat)18:50:47 No.3817517

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ) 09/14/19(Sat)18:50:47 No.3817517

>>3817505
We're not even using d200s.

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)18:52:27 No.3817519

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)18:52:27 No.3817519

>>3817517
Ah fuck, forgot, got too used to 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)18:53:49 No.3817525

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)18:53:49 No.3817525

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>>3817505
>>3817513
Edward managed to slip through the rebel leader's defenses and give his mech a good slash while still not using the d200 for combat he gained from becoming an ACE pilot.

Meanwhile Dice God denies all accusations of having a pirate bias

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)18:55:01 No.3817531

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)18:55:01 No.3817531

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3817525
Try to take his cockpit with the pilot inside, alive

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)19:04:57 No.3817563

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)19:04:57 No.3817563

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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3817531
Roll 2d200

He has +35 bonus
You have +30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)19:06:14 No.3817567

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)19:06:14 No.3817567

Rolled 40, 178 = 218 (2d200)

>>3817563
Come oooon

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)19:15:32 No.3817607

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)19:15:32 No.3817607

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>>3817567
You ripped out the cockpit! Leaving the mech still relatively intact!

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)19:17:21 No.3817615

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)19:17:21 No.3817615

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3817607
Alright, haul mech into the shit and throw him into a cell, set course to the [Insert nations name here] capital...or wherever we can drop him off, were done here...arrrrr

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ)
09/14/19(Sat)19:20:06 No.3817631

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ) 09/14/19(Sat)19:20:06 No.3817631

>>3817607
Tell Jester to take the mech after checking for explosives and take the leader into the brig.

What was the requirement the gubmint give us for the bounty again?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/14/19(Sat)19:22:29 No.3817643

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/14/19(Sat)19:22:29 No.3817643

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>>3817615
With their leader taken. The remaining rebels lost all morale and dispersed. Their base is lost and their rebellion is a failure. You put the leader in the Black Horse's brig and stored his mech in your hangar. Then you blasted off towards the ruling government's capital planet to collect your reward!

I feel like im dying again so a break now is needed. Will resume in about 50 years later.

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ)
09/14/19(Sat)19:22:38 No.3817645

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ) 09/14/19(Sat)19:22:38 No.3817645

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3817631

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE)
09/14/19(Sat)19:23:52 No.3817648

Anonymous (ID: QS0S/EnE) 09/14/19(Sat)19:23:52 No.3817648

>>3817643
F

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/14/19(Sat)23:47:02 No.3818420

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/14/19(Sat)23:47:02 No.3818420

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3817643
cut to rebel leader crying over having shitty rolls

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/16/19(Mon)10:03:34 No.3822110

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/16/19(Mon)10:03:34 No.3822110

does anyone have a revive spell for op and fester

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)10:23:52 No.3822143

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)10:23:52 No.3822143

>>3822110
No

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/16/19(Mon)10:28:51 No.3822148

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/16/19(Mon)10:28:51 No.3822148

>>3822143
ok

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)13:36:19 No.3822359

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)13:36:19 No.3822359

I can't believe OP is fucking dead again

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)13:52:27 No.3822379

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)13:52:27 No.3822379

yeah

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)14:00:18 No.3822391

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)14:00:18 No.3822391

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>>3822359
damn i cant believe it

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)14:01:35 No.3822392

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)14:01:35 No.3822392

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3822391
Awaken OP, your 70 years of slav-, I mean GLORIOUS help to the communist Party is not done yet!

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)14:03:38 No.3822395

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)14:03:38 No.3822395

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3822391
No time to waste! We must proceed with PLOT so that we can end robots forever!

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)14:04:46 No.3822398

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)14:04:46 No.3822398

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>>3822392

Damnit

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)14:05:37 No.3822399

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)14:05:37 No.3822399

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3822398
Drop off the rebel leader to the govurnmint for a fat check

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)14:05:45 No.3822400

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)14:05:45 No.3822400

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3822398
Now BACK TO PLOOOOOOOT

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe)
09/16/19(Mon)14:08:07 No.3822404

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe) 09/16/19(Mon)14:08:07 No.3822404

>>3822391
what a dead op

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)14:19:36 No.3822424

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)14:19:36 No.3822424

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>>3822399
And so you hand the rebel leader over to the ruling government of this system. He curses your name and his own shitty dice rolls, he is dragged away, to be transported into the system's maximum security prison planet wherein he will spend the remainder of his days, when he dies, his closest living relative will take his place in order to pay for his sins. He questions why a space pirate would work for the government. And to be fair, privateers were a thing back on Old Earth so you're merely practicing that in space, for phat loot.

"Payment received, captain" the Black Horse's AI informs you as millions of credits are transferred into your account. Maybe you're finally be able to pay off that mysterious phone bill you had. Nevertheless. This bounty is completed and Dai informs you that Fester's procedure is halfway complete. Time to find something else to do in the meantime.

Oh and the female rebel is still in the brig, but you can deal with that later.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)14:21:08 No.3822428

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)14:21:08 No.3822428

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3822424
Yeah, we can "deal with that" later. Yes
For now, it's time to pick a new bounty

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)14:22:10 No.3822431

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)14:22:10 No.3822431

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3822424
As turn out the government isn't even that evil, just has an image problem
Either way, check on Fester

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)14:27:01 No.3822443

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)14:27:01 No.3822443

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>>3822428
And the only one left on the list is that one guy that kicked both yours and Fester's ass when you tried to go after him the first time. But that was back then. Now you are better. Stronger. Have another mech backing you up. Your psychopathic tendencies are controlled and you also have that rebel leader mech in the hangar. Could probably use that thing to upgrade the Davy Jones.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)14:29:51 No.3822451

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)14:29:51 No.3822451

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3822443
Accept bounty and set course for his location!
Now in the meantime, lets see that rebel in the brig

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)14:30:32 No.3822453

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)14:30:32 No.3822453

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3822443
Hmmm. lets go after the clown who tried to assassinate us, Smith is for buddy fight with resurrected Fester

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)14:40:39 No.3822467

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)14:40:39 No.3822467

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>>3822453
Yes. Chuckles. Clown Warlord from the Pierrot Sector. He must have gone after you on the behalf of the Intergalactic Clown Parliament. On account of all the clown murders you committed during you pre-Fester days of piracy.

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)14:42:05 No.3822468

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)14:42:05 No.3822468

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3822467
Lets fuck him up, there must be a reward for his head posted by the Mime Federation

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)14:42:21 No.3822470

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)14:42:21 No.3822470

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3822467
Thoughts, mechanic?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)14:51:44 No.3822483

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)14:51:44 No.3822483

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>>3822470
"Well first of all captain, I'm just a mechanic, why are ya asking for my thoughts on the matter. Secondly, if he already sent an assassin after you, no doubt he'll send more until you're dead. So taking him out would make future ventures less complicated. We already have a race of hostile xenos gunning for us, afterall. We don't need to add a legion of clowns to that."

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)14:53:31 No.3822487

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)14:53:31 No.3822487

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3822483
Lets do it then
Set course for... clown world

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)14:53:40 No.3822488

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)14:53:40 No.3822488

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3822483
Hmmmmyes, we kill him! Dai! Check is Mime Federation has a bounty on him!

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)14:57:40 No.3822493

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)14:57:40 No.3822493

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>>3822488
"Yes captain. Chuckles is wanted dead or alive by the Mime Federation for....."

Roll 2d200

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)14:58:51 No.3822495

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)14:58:51 No.3822495

Rolled 40, 27 = 67 (2d100)

>>3822493

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)14:58:55 No.3822496

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)14:58:55 No.3822496

Rolled 3, 40 = 43 (2d100)

>>3822493
Bet he repainted a group of them again

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)15:00:53 No.3822503

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)15:00:53 No.3822503

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>>3822495
>>3822496
OP looks at your illiteracy with disdain

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)15:03:27 No.3822506

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)15:03:27 No.3822506

Rolled 77, 118 = 195 (2d200)

>>3822503
I have the power

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)15:04:21 No.3822507

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)15:04:21 No.3822507

Rolled 173, 192 = 365 (2d200)

>>3822503
I'am the cheese

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)15:06:20 No.3822511

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)15:06:20 No.3822511

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>>3822507
"19 million and 200 thousand credits. That's the price on Chuckles' head"

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)15:07:44 No.3822514

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)15:07:44 No.3822514

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3822511
Its time for Chuckles, to meet my knuckles, eh? Eh?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)15:12:00 No.3822518

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)15:12:00 No.3822518

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>>3822514
The Black Horse travels, SILENTLY, through hyperspace. Not one of the crew made a sound.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)15:14:31 No.3822525

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)15:14:31 No.3822525

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3822518
Lets see to that prisoner in the meantime

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)15:25:41 No.3822539

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)15:25:41 No.3822539

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>>3822525
You head to the brig

*elevator music. in space*

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)15:28:58 No.3822545

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)15:28:58 No.3822545

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3822539
Dumdedumdedum...SO PRISONER! YOUR LEADER IS IMPRISONED! YOUR FORCES DESTROYED! YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT!...JOIN ME OR....hmmm...no, maybe more insidious speech

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)15:37:45 No.3822556

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>>3822545
Yes, big bad evil space pirate needs a better evil villain speech

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)15:40:08 No.3822560

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)15:40:08 No.3822560

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3822556
HURRY FASTER ELEVATOR

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe)
09/16/19(Mon)15:41:11 No.3822563

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe) 09/16/19(Mon)15:41:11 No.3822563

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3822556
Roll for it

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO)
09/16/19(Mon)15:43:19 No.3822567

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO) 09/16/19(Mon)15:43:19 No.3822567

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3822556
>>3822563

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)15:46:54 No.3822573

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)15:46:54 No.3822573

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>>3822560
Damnit, this thing was always slow. Gotta have the mechanic look at it later

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)15:47:48 No.3822577

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)15:47:48 No.3822577

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3822573
>>3822563
Either that or OP is delaying for some reason

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)15:47:53 No.3822579

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)15:47:53 No.3822579

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3822573
Use this time to contemplate mortality of cowboys , what to even do with the prisoner and the word of the MegaBlackbeard

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)15:58:51 No.3822602

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>>3822577
It' actually because OP needed a filler post to go take a shit.

Anyway you've reached the brig. The rebel is safe and secured inside her cell. Staring at you with the intensity of a person trying to explode your head with her mind

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe)
09/16/19(Mon)15:59:47 No.3822605

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe) 09/16/19(Mon)15:59:47 No.3822605

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3822602
stare back
make her think you can do the same

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)16:04:26 No.3822614

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)16:04:26 No.3822614

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>>3822605

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)16:05:27 No.3822619

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)16:05:27 No.3822619

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3822614
So...[Insert evil pirate speech here]

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)16:06:03 No.3822620

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)16:06:03 No.3822620

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3822614
Join me

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO)
09/16/19(Mon)16:07:51 No.3822622

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO) 09/16/19(Mon)16:07:51 No.3822622

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3822614
So, what are we gonna do with her? Does she even have a place to go to? She'd probably be a burden if we don't dump her somewhere.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)16:09:31 No.3822625

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)16:09:31 No.3822625

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>>3822620
Your quick and simple offer is met with silence from inside the jail cell

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO)
09/16/19(Mon)16:10:16 No.3822628

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO) 09/16/19(Mon)16:10:16 No.3822628

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3822625
>>3822622

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)16:11:05 No.3822631

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)16:11:05 No.3822631

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3822625
Welp! I tried, I really did. Guess we have no option but to sell her as a slave to space elfs. You have no idea the kind of shit those fuckers do

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO)
09/16/19(Mon)16:19:32 No.3822647

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO) 09/16/19(Mon)16:19:32 No.3822647

>>3822631
Anon, why do you even want her to join?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)16:24:35 No.3822659

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)16:24:35 No.3822659

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>>3822631
Yes. Things such as...forcing you to express your emotions, making you solve problems without violence and eating a healthy diet.

You shudder at the thought

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO)
09/16/19(Mon)16:27:35 No.3822667

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO) 09/16/19(Mon)16:27:35 No.3822667

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3822659
Is she of any real use or would it be better to dump her on planet Bu-M4K in the Nowhere system?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)16:32:31 No.3822672

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)16:32:31 No.3822672

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3822659
Sell her to slavery no further use of her. Just keep it hush-hush

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO)
09/16/19(Mon)16:33:16 No.3822674

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO) 09/16/19(Mon)16:33:16 No.3822674

>>3822672
I'm pretty sure Jester would have issue that.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)16:34:01 No.3822677

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)16:34:01 No.3822677

>>3822674
That's why we keep it hush-hush anon

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)16:34:56 No.3822679

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)16:34:56 No.3822679

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>>3822667
Lessee, pros and cons.
Pros:
- Soldier, so has combat experience
- Female, fills out diversity quota
- Probably will constantly trying to kill you if not fully turned. Keeps you on your toes. Honing your skills.

Cons:
- Constantly trying to kill you

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)16:36:48 No.3822683

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)16:36:48 No.3822683

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3822679
that's actually not bad. CONGRATULATIONS you are now conscripted into my crew

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD)
09/16/19(Mon)16:38:21 No.3822685

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD) 09/16/19(Mon)16:38:21 No.3822685

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3822679

Ask Bandit for opinion about the rebel.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)16:39:50 No.3822688

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)16:39:50 No.3822688

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>>3822685
Hmmm, interesting

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)16:43:12 No.3822695

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)16:43:12 No.3822695

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3822688
>>3822683
we need to make plot happen

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)16:46:18 No.3822702

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)16:46:18 No.3822702

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>>3822695
"wait what"

That made her talk

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)16:47:51 No.3822704

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)16:47:51 No.3822704

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3822702
Here's your space pirate uniform. Door's unlocked, I expect you to be ready for duty in 2 hours. Also, here is your complimentary chainsword

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO)
09/16/19(Mon)16:49:01 No.3822705

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO) 09/16/19(Mon)16:49:01 No.3822705

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3822702
You heard me. You havw nowhere else to go, since the gubmint is probably looking for stragglers, so might as well.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)16:49:49 No.3822707

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)16:49:49 No.3822707

>>3822704
>>3822705
hory shet

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO)
09/16/19(Mon)16:50:11 No.3822708

Anonymous (ID: F65wuGIO) 09/16/19(Mon)16:50:11 No.3822708

>>3822704
>>3822705
Gattai?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)16:57:05 No.3822714

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)16:57:05 No.3822714

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>>3822704
>>3822705
>>3822707
>>3822708
Explaining that the government is looking for rebel remnants while you were looking for new members, her rebel soldiering is just the kind of moxie this crew needs. So you unlocked her cell, handed her a uniform alongside the complimentary chainsword and told her to be on deck in 2 hours.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)16:58:28 No.3822716

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)16:58:28 No.3822716

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3822714
Now proceed towards Chuckles

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/16/19(Mon)17:07:55 No.3822728

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/16/19(Mon)17:07:55 No.3822728

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>>3822716
Soon you are back on the bridge. Joined by the newest addition to the crew. Still confused and silently questioning her life choices.

Next stop: Clown World

Continuing in:18 hours

OP gotta die again

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/16/19(Mon)17:10:03 No.3822733

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/16/19(Mon)17:10:03 No.3822733

>>3822728
gud bread

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT)
09/16/19(Mon)17:44:59 No.3822783

Anonymous (ID: nrWunekT) 09/16/19(Mon)17:44:59 No.3822783

>>3822728
She shall be...Bandit 2, with Bandit being her direct supervisor

Anonymous (ID: WJNqfvcV)
09/17/19(Tue)02:50:40 No.3823539

Anonymous (ID: WJNqfvcV) 09/17/19(Tue)02:50:40 No.3823539

Been missing threads since we first upgraded Fester's mech

glad I missed fucking everything

Anonymous (ID: jQh3EeQ7)
09/17/19(Tue)05:25:57 No.3823638

Anonymous (ID: jQh3EeQ7) 09/17/19(Tue)05:25:57 No.3823638

>>3822728
>inb4 the rebel makes mechanic jealous when Fester comes back

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)08:51:59 No.3823766

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)08:51:59 No.3823766

>>3823539
Unfortunately Fester is no longer with us

>>3823638
Why would she be jealous

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)09:05:27 No.3823783

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)09:05:27 No.3823783

>>3823766
>Why would she be jealous
technically she can become Marshal's pilot while Fester is out and then Fester gets mech back and she becomes jelly
~~or I don't know that Marshal was destroyed cause I didn't keep with the plot~~

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)09:12:21 No.3823790

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)09:12:21 No.3823790

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>>3823783
Well it wasn't destroyed, just heavily damaged.

But we did just captured the rebel leader mech. We can use that to fix up the Marshal instead of upgrading our own mech.

And we do need another pilot....

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)09:13:59 No.3823791

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)09:13:59 No.3823791

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3823790
Intrasting
I mean one thing giving rebel chainsword, it'll keep you entertained, sure.
But giving her a mech, now that sounds like a proper training routine

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)09:18:25 No.3823794

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)09:18:25 No.3823794

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3823790
Is this the surprise early bread? those are my favorite

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)09:22:17 No.3823801

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)09:22:17 No.3823801

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>>3823791
hmmmmm

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)09:22:55 No.3823802

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)09:22:55 No.3823802

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3823801
It'll also add to her growing confusion for hilarious sake

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)09:25:04 No.3823808

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)09:25:04 No.3823808

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3823801
Where the is lamb sauce

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)09:27:20 No.3823813

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)09:27:20 No.3823813

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>>3823802
Of course. Who knows, maybe you'll get a space pirate outta her.

So give her the Marshal to operate in battle?

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R)
09/17/19(Tue)09:27:45 No.3823814

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R) 09/17/19(Tue)09:27:45 No.3823814

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3823801
Don't actually do that, you're supposed to be the straight man.

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)09:28:25 No.3823815

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)09:28:25 No.3823815

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3823813
Let's do it
I'm sure Fester will understand.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)09:28:39 No.3823816

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)09:28:39 No.3823816

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3823813
Sure. But if we give her the marshal, we must do the initiation ceremony! Strap her to a chair

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)09:30:56 No.3823819

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)09:30:56 No.3823819

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>>3823817
Hmm, that is also a possibility. She was a mere grunt rebel after all.

Oh and her confusion's wearing off - here comes her first attempt on your life.

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)09:31:50 No.3823820

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)09:31:50 No.3823820

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3823819
humor her with some fencing

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)09:33:09 No.3823823

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)09:33:09 No.3823823

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3823819
Strap her to a chair, it's time for her initiation ceremony

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i)
09/17/19(Tue)09:35:19 No.3823826

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i) 09/17/19(Tue)09:35:19 No.3823826

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3823819
While you're fending her off internally consider the merits of setting her up with Fester, he could use a girlfriend to drag him back from the deep end.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)09:36:05 No.3823828

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)09:36:05 No.3823828

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Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3823820
Roll 2D200

+20 bonus for ya

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i)
09/17/19(Tue)09:36:27 No.3823829

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i) 09/17/19(Tue)09:36:27 No.3823829

Rolled 52, 65 + 20 = 137 (2d100 + 20)

>>3823828

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)09:36:42 No.3823830

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)09:36:42 No.3823830

Rolled 64, 72 = 136 (2d200)

>>3823828

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)09:38:26 No.3823832

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)09:38:26 No.3823832

Rolled 70, 56 = 126 (2d100)

>>3823828

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)09:41:56 No.3823834

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)09:41:56 No.3823834

good things anons are illeterate

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)09:45:55 No.3823839

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)09:45:55 No.3823839

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>>3823834
Shut the fuck up
>pic related: its u

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)09:48:18 No.3823842

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)09:48:18 No.3823842

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>>3823830
The secret to why you kept gifting newcomers chainswords is that you secretly have a beam cutlass that can cut through them. But for now you use your backup chainsword to keep up the ruse

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)09:50:21 No.3823847

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)09:50:21 No.3823847

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3823842
Make a mental note to take Fester's chainsword away, we all remember what he uses it for

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i)
09/17/19(Tue)09:50:41 No.3823848

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i) 09/17/19(Tue)09:50:41 No.3823848

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3823842
parry effortlessly, wonder internally if she would make a good girlfriend for fester
because fester needs SOMEONE to replace you

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)09:50:52 No.3823849

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)09:50:52 No.3823849

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3823842
perfect plan
when is time for lunch again? I don't have all day to use on fencing

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)09:56:21 No.3823853

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)09:56:21 No.3823853

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>>3823847
FLAAAAASHBAAAACK

"mmmm.....my ass kinda itches, and I don't wanna dirty my fingers, hmmmmm"

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)09:57:04 No.3823855

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)09:57:04 No.3823855

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3823853
wrong flashback
it was toothbrush replacement

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i)
09/17/19(Tue)09:57:20 No.3823856

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i) 09/17/19(Tue)09:57:20 No.3823856

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3823853
Try not to go deeper into the mental scene.
Go deeper anyway.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)09:57:28 No.3823857

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)09:57:28 No.3823857

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3823853
I thought he used it as an automatic toothbrush

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)09:59:24 No.3823860

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)09:59:24 No.3823860

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>>3823857
Being the captain's buddy means you get 2 chainswords, the toothbrush was the other one

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)10:00:30 No.3823862

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)10:00:30 No.3823862

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3823860
reminisce about all the times your past female crew members tried to kill you and the good times you had defending against them and not killing them
~~as compared to the male crew members, whose best fate was getting stabbed in the stomach~~

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)10:01:06 No.3823865

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)10:01:06 No.3823865

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3823860
absent-mindedly spar with one hand against the rebel while we wait to arrive at Clown World

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)10:07:20 No.3823875

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)10:07:20 No.3823875

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>>3823865
Space looks pretty nice tonight

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)10:08:01 No.3823876

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)10:08:01 No.3823876

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3823875
Sip some Earl Grey tea

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)10:08:07 No.3823877

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)10:08:07 No.3823877

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3823875
Eventually she gets exhausted

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/17/19(Tue)10:12:01 No.3823880

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/17/19(Tue)10:12:01 No.3823880

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3823875
reminisce with violent new crewmember about the time you beat the crap out of her and shanghaied her.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)10:17:55 No.3823883

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)10:17:55 No.3823883

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>>3823876
>>3823876

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)10:18:26 No.3823885

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)10:18:26 No.3823885

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3823883
talk with the AI for a bit, it's been quite a long time since you actually had a conversation with it

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)10:18:42 No.3823887

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)10:18:42 No.3823887

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3823883
offer rebel a cookie

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i)
09/17/19(Tue)10:19:11 No.3823888

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i) 09/17/19(Tue)10:19:11 No.3823888

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3823883
consider the merits of earl grey vs darjeeling

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)10:19:13 No.3823889

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)10:19:13 No.3823889

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3823877
>>3823883

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe)
09/17/19(Tue)10:30:31 No.3823897

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe) 09/17/19(Tue)10:30:31 No.3823897

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3823883
i miss fester.... so does bandit

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)10:32:11 No.3823899

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)10:32:11 No.3823899

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>>3823885
"Greetings captain, I see you;ve found a new recruit"

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)10:34:07 No.3823904

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)10:34:07 No.3823904

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3823899
Hello, AI. I heard Fester thought we didn't know we had an AI

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)10:34:19 No.3823907

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)10:34:19 No.3823907

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3823899
how long till we reach clown world? we must advance PLOT

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)10:40:59 No.3823912

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)10:40:59 No.3823912

>>3823907
>>3823907
"About an hour or two, cap'n. The coordinates are hidden behind a honking field"

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R)
09/17/19(Tue)10:42:14 No.3823914

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R) 09/17/19(Tue)10:42:14 No.3823914

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3823912
Has the girl tired out yet?

Anonymous (ID: Gbwsv/g2)
09/17/19(Tue)10:43:16 No.3823915

Anonymous (ID: Gbwsv/g2) 09/17/19(Tue)10:43:16 No.3823915

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3823912
Blackmail the rebel with her love of hawaiian pizza

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i)
09/17/19(Tue)10:43:43 No.3823916

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i) 09/17/19(Tue)10:43:43 No.3823916

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3823912
Do >>3823915

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)10:52:56 No.3823925

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)10:52:56 No.3823925

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>>3823914
"hufff...huf....g-giving up yet?"

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)10:54:19 No.3823926

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)10:54:19 No.3823926

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3823925
Remember, I expect to be killed at least 4 times a day, no less.
You can rest now, see you after lunch

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R)
09/17/19(Tue)10:56:17 No.3823930

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R) 09/17/19(Tue)10:56:17 No.3823930

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3823925
You alright?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)11:00:44 No.3823933

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)11:00:44 No.3823933

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>>3823926
"Dddd---damn you, Robertssss...."

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)11:01:21 No.3823937

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)11:01:21 No.3823937

>>3823933
Wait, I didn't even introduce myself

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)11:01:52 No.3823939

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)11:01:52 No.3823939

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3823937
>>3823933

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/17/19(Tue)11:02:07 No.3823940

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/17/19(Tue)11:02:07 No.3823940

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3823933
Lunch is at 12:00, don't be late.
Proper nutrition is a must.

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i)
09/17/19(Tue)11:10:14 No.3823948

Anonymous (ID: 3lUXI49i) 09/17/19(Tue)11:10:14 No.3823948

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3823933
Bandit consoles

Anonymous (ID: Gbwsv/g2)
09/17/19(Tue)11:11:26 No.3823953

Anonymous (ID: Gbwsv/g2) 09/17/19(Tue)11:11:26 No.3823953

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3823933
Tell her you have hawaiian pizza

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)11:14:22 No.3823960

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)11:14:22 No.3823960

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>>3823939

The rebels already know who you are when you worked for them for a while in order to get to their leader

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)11:17:09 No.3823967

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)11:17:09 No.3823967

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3823960
PLOT

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)11:17:50 No.3823968

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)11:17:50 No.3823968

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3823960
Oh look it's the clown planet

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)11:22:14 No.3823974

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)11:22:14 No.3823974

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>>3823968
[OMINOUS HONKING]

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)11:27:14 No.3823979

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)11:27:14 No.3823979

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3823974
Everyone be on guard. This place can drive a man crazy. Don't laugh, don't smile

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R)
09/17/19(Tue)11:35:52 No.3823987

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R) 09/17/19(Tue)11:35:52 No.3823987

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3823974
>>3823979
And whatever you do, do not blink!

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe)
09/17/19(Tue)11:37:01 No.3823988

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe) 09/17/19(Tue)11:37:01 No.3823988

>>3823987
dont eat

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)11:39:53 No.3823991

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)11:39:53 No.3823991

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>>3823979
entering Clown World atmosphere

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)11:45:00 No.3823995

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)11:45:00 No.3823995

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3823991
INCOMING MESSAGE FROM CLOWN PLANET

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe)
09/17/19(Tue)11:45:35 No.3823996

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe) 09/17/19(Tue)11:45:35 No.3823996

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3823991
atmosphere annoys harmful rays away with clown puns

Anonymous (ID: vqoTERYt)
09/17/19(Tue)11:49:35 No.3823999

Anonymous (ID: vqoTERYt) 09/17/19(Tue)11:49:35 No.3823999

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3823991
Signs point the way toward a circus

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)11:53:29 No.3824002

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)11:53:29 No.3824002

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>>3823995
The message is a sound file of circus music on loop.

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)11:54:51 No.3824004

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)11:54:51 No.3824004

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3824002
Jester is the only one enjoying it

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/17/19(Tue)11:55:28 No.3824005

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/17/19(Tue)11:55:28 No.3824005

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3824002
Well that's to be expected, make landing, everyone, don the makeup and wigs, don't forget the noses

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)11:58:26 No.3824008

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)11:58:26 No.3824008

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>>3824005
What makup and wigs. You're here to murder clowns, not join em

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)11:59:23 No.3824009

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)11:59:23 No.3824009

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3824008
>>3824004

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)11:59:30 No.3824010

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)11:59:30 No.3824010

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3824008
See if you can locate Chuckles! That's what we're here for.

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/17/19(Tue)12:00:13 No.3824011

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/17/19(Tue)12:00:13 No.3824011

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3824008
Its called disguise!

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)12:08:52 No.3824015

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)12:08:52 No.3824015

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>>3824010
Chuckles resides inside the Big Top of his War Circus

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)12:09:46 No.3824018

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)12:09:46 No.3824018

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3824015
We should destroy the planet with it
How much is the bounty for the entire planet

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)12:09:48 No.3824019

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)12:09:48 No.3824019

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3824015
All guns on target! FIRE!

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)12:12:38 No.3824021

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)12:12:38 No.3824021

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Rolled 172 (1d200)

>>3824019
Roll 2d200 to eradicate these clowns

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)12:13:03 No.3824022

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)12:13:03 No.3824022

Rolled 80, 135 = 215 (2d200)

>>3824021

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)12:16:02 No.3824026

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)12:16:02 No.3824026

Wait, NOW everybody is scared to roll?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)12:16:13 No.3824028

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)12:16:13 No.3824028

Rolled 176, 72 = 248 (2d200)

>>3824021

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R)
09/17/19(Tue)12:17:56 No.3824032

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R) 09/17/19(Tue)12:17:56 No.3824032

Rolled 7, 132 = 139 (2d200)

>>3824021

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)12:20:49 No.3824037

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)12:20:49 No.3824037

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>>3824022
The Black Horse fires off a volley of gunfire and missiles. But they were ineffective against the Clown Barrier

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)12:23:11 No.3824042

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)12:23:11 No.3824042

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3824037
It retaliates with more annoying clown music

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R)
09/17/19(Tue)12:23:44 No.3824043

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R) 09/17/19(Tue)12:23:44 No.3824043

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3824037
Drop the Antijoke Bomb.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)12:28:54 No.3824051

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)12:28:54 No.3824051

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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3824042
The Big Clown Head atop the Big Top opens up its pointy hair to reveal sonic cannons! It's blasting annoying clown music straight at the Black Horse!

Roll 2d200!

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)12:30:05 No.3824052

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)12:30:05 No.3824052

Rolled 64, 17 = 81 (2d200)

>>3824051
RESIST

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R)
09/17/19(Tue)12:30:22 No.3824054

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R) 09/17/19(Tue)12:30:22 No.3824054

Rolled 11, 54 = 65 (2d200)

>>3824051

Anonymous (ID: sGVAlrcr)
09/17/19(Tue)12:31:23 No.3824057

Anonymous (ID: sGVAlrcr) 09/17/19(Tue)12:31:23 No.3824057

Rolled 170, 59 = 229 (2d200)

>>3824051

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R)
09/17/19(Tue)12:32:06 No.3824058

Anonymous (ID: Trj///2R) 09/17/19(Tue)12:32:06 No.3824058

>>3824057
Nice save.

Anonymous (ID: sGVAlrcr)
09/17/19(Tue)12:33:21 No.3824060

Anonymous (ID: sGVAlrcr) 09/17/19(Tue)12:33:21 No.3824060

>>3824058
Someone will fuck it up

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)12:35:50 No.3824062

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)12:35:50 No.3824062

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>>3824057
The Black Horse deploys its own shields and blocks the attack!

The circus is now alerted!

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/17/19(Tue)12:36:54 No.3824064

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/17/19(Tue)12:36:54 No.3824064

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3824062
Get down there with our mechs, its showtime

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/17/19(Tue)12:41:04 No.3824071

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/17/19(Tue)12:41:04 No.3824071

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3824062
Time to call down jester

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/17/19(Tue)12:52:31 No.3824082

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/17/19(Tue)12:52:31 No.3824082

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>>3824064

You and Jester drops down in your mech. Ready for battle. The battle that will commence....tomorrow. As OP gotta die again. shit

Anonymous (ID: sGVAlrcr)
09/18/19(Wed)03:50:01 No.3825401

Anonymous (ID: sGVAlrcr) 09/18/19(Wed)03:50:01 No.3825401

>>3824082
>commence....tomorrow
Aka next year

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)10:18:45 No.3825661

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)10:18:45 No.3825661

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>>3825401
>>3825401

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)10:20:49 No.3825662

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)10:20:49 No.3825662

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3825661
Have we started the fire?

Anonymous (ID: DqxYgNYT)
09/18/19(Wed)10:23:02 No.3825663

Anonymous (ID: DqxYgNYT) 09/18/19(Wed)10:23:02 No.3825663

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3825662
Nah, it was always burning since the world's been turning

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL)
09/18/19(Wed)10:30:35 No.3825669

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL) 09/18/19(Wed)10:30:35 No.3825669

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3825661
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)10:35:29 No.3825674

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)10:35:29 No.3825674

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>>3825669
How dare you

Anonymous (ID: qjgVo6IP)
09/18/19(Wed)10:38:35 No.3825680

Anonymous (ID: qjgVo6IP) 09/18/19(Wed)10:38:35 No.3825680

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3825674
wait a second, where are those fireballs coming from?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)10:43:08 No.3825685

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)10:43:08 No.3825685

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>>3825680
Oh that's just the apocalypse dragon, here to kill us all in 2020, but that's not important right now

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL)
09/18/19(Wed)10:44:15 No.3825686

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL) 09/18/19(Wed)10:44:15 No.3825686

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3825680
Remember the old russian reversal meme?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)10:44:26 No.3825687

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)10:44:26 No.3825687

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3825685
So. Lets kick start this circus show

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)10:44:30 No.3825688

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)10:44:30 No.3825688

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3825685
back to the plot with you and the guy most likely to be killed by you fighting clowns

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL)
09/18/19(Wed)10:45:18 No.3825689

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL) 09/18/19(Wed)10:45:18 No.3825689

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3825685
Luckily, the communist overlords were the first to die, so OP can continue with the plot

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)10:48:08 No.3825690

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)10:48:08 No.3825690

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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3825689
Anyway, the circus' defenses activate and massive cannons sprouts up!

Roll 2d200

+20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)10:48:47 No.3825692

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)10:48:47 No.3825692

Rolled 123, 32 = 155 (2d200)

>>3825690

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)10:48:51 No.3825693

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)10:48:51 No.3825693

Rolled 116, 91 = 207 (2d200)

>>3825690

Anonymous (ID: DqxYgNYT)
09/18/19(Wed)10:51:13 No.3825695

Anonymous (ID: DqxYgNYT) 09/18/19(Wed)10:51:13 No.3825695

Rolled 175, 91 = 266 (2d200)

>>3825690

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)11:01:19 No.3825700

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)11:01:19 No.3825700

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>>3825695
The cannons fire off exploding pies! You dodged the projectiles successfully.

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)11:02:49 No.3825701

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)11:02:49 No.3825701

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3825700
fire back

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)11:11:32 No.3825705

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)11:11:32 No.3825705

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3825701
Roll 2d200

+20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)11:11:54 No.3825706

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)11:11:54 No.3825706

Rolled 121, 181 = 302 (2d200)

>>3825705

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL)
09/18/19(Wed)11:14:14 No.3825710

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL) 09/18/19(Wed)11:14:14 No.3825710

Rolled 151, 197 = 348 (2d200)

>>3825705

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)11:15:53 No.3825712

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)11:15:53 No.3825712

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>>3825706
>>3825710
You whip out your beam pistol and destroys one of the cannons.

Meanwhile, suspicions against dice god's clear pirate bias continue to rise

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)11:16:34 No.3825714

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)11:16:34 No.3825714

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3825712
Chuckles shows up

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)11:20:29 No.3825716

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)11:20:29 No.3825716

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3825712
Destroy the rest

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)11:24:03 No.3825724

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)11:24:03 No.3825724

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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3825716
Roll 2d200

20 bonoos

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL)
09/18/19(Wed)11:26:10 No.3825726

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL) 09/18/19(Wed)11:26:10 No.3825726

Rolled 160, 162 = 322 (2d200)

>>3825724

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)11:34:53 No.3825730

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)11:34:53 No.3825730

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>>3825726
Cannons are down!

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz)
09/18/19(Wed)11:38:23 No.3825733

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz) 09/18/19(Wed)11:38:23 No.3825733

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3825730
And Bandit borks!

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)11:38:34 No.3825735

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)11:38:34 No.3825735

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3825730
Heeeeres Chuckles

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)11:40:50 No.3825738

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)11:40:50 No.3825738

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>>3825733
>>3825733

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz)
09/18/19(Wed)11:41:20 No.3825740

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz) 09/18/19(Wed)11:41:20 No.3825740

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3825738
Now continue to the attack!

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)11:48:57 No.3825751

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)11:48:57 No.3825751

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>>3825740
Chuckles sends out his troops! Clown Battlecars incoming!

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)11:52:11 No.3825757

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)11:52:11 No.3825757

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3825751
Black horse provides fire support

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)11:58:37 No.3825765

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)11:58:37 No.3825765

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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3825757
The Black Horse provides covering fire across the battlefield! Scrambling the clown car squad and eve taking out some!

Now roll 2d200

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz)
09/18/19(Wed)11:58:53 No.3825767

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz) 09/18/19(Wed)11:58:53 No.3825767

Rolled 170, 64 = 234 (2d200)

>>3825765

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL)
09/18/19(Wed)11:59:54 No.3825770

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL) 09/18/19(Wed)11:59:54 No.3825770

Rolled 179, 75 = 254 (2d200)

>>3825765

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)12:07:19 No.3825785

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)12:07:19 No.3825785

Rolled 155, 60 = 215 (2d200)

>>3825765

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)12:08:20 No.3825787

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)12:08:20 No.3825787

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>>3825770
The remaining clown cars focused their fire on you! The combined barrage was too much and you couldn't dodge in time. The Davy Jones had to block their cannon shots

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)12:08:56 No.3825788

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)12:08:56 No.3825788

Rolled 45, 90 = 135 (2d200)

>>3825765

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)12:09:49 No.3825789

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)12:09:49 No.3825789

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3825787
Look behind you clown cars

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)12:15:17 No.3825796

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)12:15:17 No.3825796

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>>3825789
You told the clowns to look behind themselves, and were met with

[confused honk]

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)12:16:38 No.3825799

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)12:16:38 No.3825799

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3825796
Take the opportunity to jump over the cars and locate Chuckles

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)12:20:53 No.3825806

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)12:20:53 No.3825806

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>>3825799
You engaged thrusters and zips past their defensive line. Jester's Justiciar is more tanky so he'll deal with these clowns while you go after the Chuckles

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz)
09/18/19(Wed)12:23:52 No.3825813

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz) 09/18/19(Wed)12:23:52 No.3825813

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3825806
Call them gay while we run off

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)12:26:22 No.3825821

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)12:26:22 No.3825821

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>>3825813
[sad honk]

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz)
09/18/19(Wed)12:27:45 No.3825824

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz) 09/18/19(Wed)12:27:45 No.3825824

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3825821
Now give chase while we think of a good pun to say when we get there

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)12:30:22 No.3825829

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)12:30:22 No.3825829

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3825821
Think about how you're gonna blast the planet into bits later

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)12:37:35 No.3825838

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)12:37:35 No.3825838

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Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3825824
You blast straight for the Big Top!

Roll 2d200

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz)
09/18/19(Wed)12:38:23 No.3825841

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz) 09/18/19(Wed)12:38:23 No.3825841

Rolled 143, 151 = 294 (2d200)

>>3825838
Chuckle this fucker!

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL)
09/18/19(Wed)12:41:02 No.3825844

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL) 09/18/19(Wed)12:41:02 No.3825844

Rolled 153, 112 = 265 (2d200)

>>3825838
You've had your last laugh!

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)12:43:49 No.3825851

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)12:43:49 No.3825851

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>>3825844
With a mighty blast of your pirate pistol, you blew up the Big Top! The explosion sends the giant clown head atop it flying into the air!

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz)
09/18/19(Wed)12:45:09 No.3825857

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz) 09/18/19(Wed)12:45:09 No.3825857

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3825851
Do a victory pose

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)12:46:21 No.3825859

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)12:46:21 No.3825859

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3825851
GRAB IT

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)12:52:45 No.3825867

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)12:52:45 No.3825867

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>>3825857
The giant clown head comes crashing down onto the ground. But you had your back to it and crossed the Davy Jones' arms in a cool guy pose

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz)
09/18/19(Wed)12:53:48 No.3825868

Anonymous (ID: gKMMNTnz) 09/18/19(Wed)12:53:48 No.3825868

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3825867
Sweet. Check inside the head

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)12:54:08 No.3825870

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)12:54:08 No.3825870

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3825867
Punch it to grab Chuckles

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)13:00:50 No.3825875

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)13:00:50 No.3825875

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>>3825868
As you get closer, your comms suddenly go haywire and laughter fills your cockpit. Chuckles has finally decided to make contact

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)13:01:51 No.3825876

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)13:01:51 No.3825876

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3825875
Yeah?

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)13:02:43 No.3825877

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)13:02:43 No.3825877

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3825875
Think about murdering all the clowns as he speaks

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)13:09:48 No.3825885

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)13:09:48 No.3825885

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>>3825877
"EHEHEHEHE! OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN, SO NICE OF YOU TO VISIT ME, I THOUGHT I WAS GON----"

You stopped paying attention to him as visions of supreme clown genocide fill your mind

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)13:10:56 No.3825887

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)13:10:56 No.3825887

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3825885
Yeah, fuck you! What'd'ya want?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)13:11:02 No.3825888

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)13:11:02 No.3825888

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3825885
That's why you give everyone chainswords, they need to be prepared

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)13:18:17 No.3825896

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)13:18:17 No.3825896

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>>3825887
"...w-what do you mean what do I want. I just told you. Weren't you listening?"

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj)
09/18/19(Wed)13:20:15 No.3825899

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj) 09/18/19(Wed)13:20:15 No.3825899

>>3825896
I have a bad short-term memory so your joke needs to be shorter.

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)13:20:46 No.3825900

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)13:20:46 No.3825900

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3825896
No

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)13:21:36 No.3825901

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)13:21:36 No.3825901

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3825896
Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of gunfire
>start shooting

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)13:21:57 No.3825902

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)13:21:57 No.3825902

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3825896
Oh, did you want to be killed? Let me help you with that.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)13:26:04 No.3825906

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)13:26:04 No.3825906

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>>3825900
"Wow man, that's just rude"

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj)
09/18/19(Wed)13:27:48 No.3825910

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj) 09/18/19(Wed)13:27:48 No.3825910

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3825906
Maybe you should get to the punchline faster.

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)13:28:26 No.3825911

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)13:28:26 No.3825911

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3825906
So is sending an assassin without declaring me your eternal enemy publicly

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)13:29:18 No.3825912

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)13:29:18 No.3825912

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3825906
You're talking to a high-functioning psychopath, being rude is the BEST thing I can be right now.
Also you will now die.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)13:31:56 No.3825915

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)13:31:56 No.3825915

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>>3825911
"With all the clown murder you've committed. By default you're already every clown's public enemy number one"

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj)
09/18/19(Wed)13:33:33 No.3825916

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj) 09/18/19(Wed)13:33:33 No.3825916

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3825915
How was I supposed to know that heckling is lethal to clowns?

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)13:34:18 No.3825917

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)13:34:18 No.3825917

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3825915
That's not fair, my best friend is kind of a clown and I got no letters that declared nemesishood on me

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)13:40:16 No.3825923

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)13:40:16 No.3825923

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>>3825916
"People heckle either by booing loudly, yelling about how the performance sucks or throwing produce. Sometimes all three. You heckle by throwing llive grenades and chainswords at the clowns"

[annoyed honk]

You were only trying to see if they could juggle. Evidently not.

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)13:42:40 No.3825927

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)13:42:40 No.3825927

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3825923
Now then, grenades and chainswords are considered produce in certain worlds and I was said those clowns are top stuff

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL)
09/18/19(Wed)13:43:32 No.3825931

Anonymous (ID: cFnAYgUL) 09/18/19(Wed)13:43:32 No.3825931

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3825923
Any REAL clown could juggle a chainsword or two dozen.

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj)
09/18/19(Wed)13:43:43 No.3825932

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj) 09/18/19(Wed)13:43:43 No.3825932

>>3825927
Were, anon. Past tense.

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)13:44:03 No.3825933

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)13:44:03 No.3825933

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3825923
That clown deserved it. He did the banana peel trick.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)13:48:28 No.3825941

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)13:48:28 No.3825941

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>>3825931
"You launched at least 50 at each clown. But nevertheless. We're losing track here. Coming here saves me the trouble of tracking you and sending assassins, Edward. Show's over for you"

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)13:49:57 No.3825945

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)13:49:57 No.3825945

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3825941
Soooo....anything you wanted?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)13:53:43 No.3825949

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)13:53:43 No.3825949

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>>3825945
"Your life. EhehehehehehahahahahahaHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA!" Then he disconnects

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)13:55:21 No.3825953

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)13:55:21 No.3825953

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3825949
Start blasting the head open

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)13:55:48 No.3825954

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)13:55:48 No.3825954

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3825949
Well that was a waste of time, hey Dai, how possible is it for you to stab him in the dick while were fighting?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)14:03:20 No.3825961

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)14:03:20 No.3825961

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Rolled 20 (1d200)

>>3825953
The ground starts rumbling, better target that thing quick.

Roll 2d200

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)14:03:53 No.3825962

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)14:03:53 No.3825962

Rolled 131, 51 = 182 (2d200)

>>3825961
Shoot off its nose!

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)14:04:00 No.3825963

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)14:04:00 No.3825963

Rolled 5, 71 = 76 (2d200)

>>3825961

Anonymous (ID: bzkTn/1R)
09/18/19(Wed)14:04:04 No.3825964

Anonymous (ID: bzkTn/1R) 09/18/19(Wed)14:04:04 No.3825964

Rolled 113, 94 = 207 (2d200)

>>3825961

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)14:21:03 No.3825985

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)14:21:03 No.3825985

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>>3825962
You blast off the clown head's nose! Just as a mechanical contraption bursts forth from the ground underneath, raising the Clown Head up high! Chuckles reveals his ultimate Clown Battlecar!

Anonymous (ID: LrQq4VRG)
09/18/19(Wed)14:22:07 No.3825989

Anonymous (ID: LrQq4VRG) 09/18/19(Wed)14:22:07 No.3825989

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3825985
He can't shoot us if we shoot him first!

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)14:22:39 No.3825990

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)14:22:39 No.3825990

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3825985
Hmmmm shit...hey Dai, is it possible for you to infiltrate it and stab Chuckles in the dick?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)14:30:57 No.3826005

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)14:30:57 No.3826005

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Rolled 5 (1d200)

>>3825989
A giant tower of guns....You kinda miss Fester and his long-range specialized Marshal right now....Then again, he might try to melee it instead.

Nevertheless, Roll 2d200

+20 Bonus for you

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)14:32:26 No.3826008

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)14:32:26 No.3826008

Rolled 72, 83 = 155 (2d100)

>>3826005

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj)
09/18/19(Wed)14:33:36 No.3826013

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj) 09/18/19(Wed)14:33:36 No.3826013

Rolled 12, 88 = 100 (2d200)

>>3826005
Why aren't we melee'ing it again?

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/18/19(Wed)14:36:25 No.3826023

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/18/19(Wed)14:36:25 No.3826023

Rolled 82, 89 = 171 (2d200)

>>3826005
All of Chuckle's guns somehow jam

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)14:37:15 No.3826024

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)14:37:15 No.3826024

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>>3826008
As one of the thing's cannons were charging up, you fire off a shot right down its barrel, exploding the weapon!

Chuckles looks suspiciously at Dice God

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj)
09/18/19(Wed)14:39:16 No.3826028

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj) 09/18/19(Wed)14:39:16 No.3826028

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3826024
Let's ~~tip~~ the odds further in our favor.
~~tip the car over~~

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)14:48:51 No.3826046

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)14:48:51 No.3826046

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Rolled 139 (1d200)

>>3826028
You boosted towards the thing. Watch out for its defending fire!

Roll 2d200

+20 bonus for ya

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/18/19(Wed)14:50:46 No.3826048

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/18/19(Wed)14:50:46 No.3826048

Rolled 42, 27 = 69 (2d100)

>>3826046
Ah shit!

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj)
09/18/19(Wed)14:51:18 No.3826050

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj) 09/18/19(Wed)14:51:18 No.3826050

Rolled 125, 174 = 299 (2d200)

>>3826046

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)14:54:17 No.3826055

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)14:54:17 No.3826055

>>3826050
Dice God really is a fan of pirates, huh?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)15:03:09 No.3826070

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)15:03:09 No.3826070

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Rolled 149 (1d200)

>>3826050
Chuckles unleashes the entirety of his weaponry at you! But you expertly zip through the barrage and garbs onto the top of the contraption!

Roll 2d200 to push that sumbitch over!

+20 bonus!

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)15:03:49 No.3826072

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)15:03:49 No.3826072

Rolled 40, 24 = 64 (2d200)

>>3826070

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj)
09/18/19(Wed)15:04:26 No.3826074

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj) 09/18/19(Wed)15:04:26 No.3826074

Rolled 199, 51 = 250 (2d200)

>>3826070

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj)
09/18/19(Wed)15:05:30 No.3826078

Anonymous (ID: HNjZoYRj) 09/18/19(Wed)15:05:30 No.3826078

Oh shit, where's that third anon?

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe)
09/18/19(Wed)15:07:26 No.3826082

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe) 09/18/19(Wed)15:07:26 No.3826082

Rolled 181, 16 = 197 (2d200)

>>3826070

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)15:13:36 No.3826090

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)15:13:36 No.3826090

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>>3826074
The mechanical clown abomination blasts you away before you can tip it over!

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/18/19(Wed)15:28:45 No.3826112

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/18/19(Wed)15:28:45 No.3826112

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3826090
go on the defensive and wait for an opening

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/18/19(Wed)15:37:15 No.3826123

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/18/19(Wed)15:37:15 No.3826123

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>>3826112
Clearly losing the Dice God's favor has left all anons dead and gone. And so I will do the same. Continuing tomorrow yet again, woo

But you did get the Davy Jones into defense position though, so that's cool

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe)
09/18/19(Wed)15:54:15 No.3826155

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe) 09/18/19(Wed)15:54:15 No.3826155

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3826123
activate bandit counter measures

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)14:32:43 No.3829478

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)14:32:43 No.3829478

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Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)14:34:14 No.3829481

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)14:34:14 No.3829481

>>3829478
I'm gonna need a think-king.png Chief

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f)
09/20/19(Fri)14:34:20 No.3829482

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f) 09/20/19(Fri)14:34:20 No.3829482

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3829478
OP punch self.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)14:35:16 No.3829485

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)14:35:16 No.3829485

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3829481

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)14:36:16 No.3829487

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)14:36:16 No.3829487

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>>3829485

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)14:39:24 No.3829496

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)14:39:24 No.3829496

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3829487
Ponder if theres an afterlife

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)14:46:11 No.3829512

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)14:46:11 No.3829512

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>>3829496
Pondering

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe)
09/20/19(Fri)14:47:42 No.3829514

Anonymous (ID: U/7pfkBe) 09/20/19(Fri)14:47:42 No.3829514

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3829512
is the king a time traveler?

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/20/19(Fri)14:48:24 No.3829516

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/20/19(Fri)14:48:24 No.3829516

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3829512
Let's get back to the main story.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)14:48:45 No.3829517

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)14:48:45 No.3829517

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3829512
Ponder how to block the latest jab that Chuckles is throwing at us

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)14:50:51 No.3829523

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)14:50:51 No.3829523

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Rolled 106 (1d200)

>>3829516
Chuckles' towering clown tank is gonna fire off another volley!

Roll 2d200

+20 bonus for ya

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)14:51:54 No.3829525

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)14:51:54 No.3829525

Rolled 186, 107 = 293 (2d200)

>>3829523

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)14:59:16 No.3829538

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)14:59:16 No.3829538

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>>3829525
You cut up all the projectiles because that's how anime shit works yeeeeeeee

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)14:59:52 No.3829542

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)14:59:52 No.3829542

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3829538
If we're anime mode then teleport behind him

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)15:06:05 No.3829555

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)15:06:05 No.3829555

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Rolled 196 (1d200)

>>3829542
Roll 2d200 to activate the Davy Jones' short range teleporter

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/20/19(Fri)15:06:41 No.3829556

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/20/19(Fri)15:06:41 No.3829556

Rolled 66, 2 = 68 (2d200)

>>3829555
nigga we ain't advanced enough to do that
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)15:06:56 No.3829557

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)15:06:56 No.3829557

Rolled 48, 75 = 123 (2d100)

>>3829555
Shame its just a prank Fester placed on our mech

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)15:07:38 No.3829560

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)15:07:38 No.3829560

Rolled 69, 1 = 70 (2d200)

>>3829555
what the fuck is this dice

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)15:08:02 No.3829561

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)15:08:02 No.3829561

Rolled 126, 31 = 157 (2d200)

>>3829557
I keep forgetting

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)15:08:55 No.3829562

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)15:08:55 No.3829562

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>>3829560
Ah wait, forgot it was broken. Gotta get it fixed one of these days

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f)
09/20/19(Fri)15:09:01 No.3829563

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f) 09/20/19(Fri)15:09:01 No.3829563

Rolled 83, 149 = 232 (2d200)

>>3829555

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)15:09:20 No.3829564

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)15:09:20 No.3829564

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3829562
Well, might as well just shank him

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/20/19(Fri)15:10:37 No.3829570

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/20/19(Fri)15:10:37 No.3829570

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3829562
Can we do our signature move of ripping the cockpit out of his mech yet?

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f)
09/20/19(Fri)15:10:47 No.3829572

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f) 09/20/19(Fri)15:10:47 No.3829572

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3829562
Doesn't Edward's family line have a rage buff?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)15:15:14 No.3829579

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)15:15:14 No.3829579

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Rolled 67 (1d200)

>>3829564
A more direct aproach

Roll 2d200

+20 bonus for ya

>>3829572
Yea. But rage meter aint, uh, full yet. Or something. yea

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/20/19(Fri)15:15:45 No.3829581

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/20/19(Fri)15:15:45 No.3829581

Rolled 147, 151 = 298 (2d200)

>>3829579
SHANK HIM
YARRRRRRRRRRR

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)15:16:37 No.3829584

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)15:16:37 No.3829584

Rolled 191, 66 = 257 (2d200)

>>3829579
We ain't peeved enough

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)15:24:07 No.3829594

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)15:24:07 No.3829594

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>>3829584
What a shame. You're not quite pissed off enough yet.

BUt you did manage to stab one of the cannons and blowing that shit up

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)15:25:11 No.3829595

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)15:25:11 No.3829595

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3829594
Get into a channel with chuckles, his shitty jokes are sure to make us mad

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)15:33:12 No.3829612

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)15:33:12 No.3829612

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>>3829595
"OH HI CAPTAIN! Trying to keep an EYE on me? AHAHAHAHAHAHA."

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)15:35:39 No.3829616

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)15:35:39 No.3829616

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3829612
I don't get it, how else am I supposed to see you? Through my ass?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)15:38:00 No.3829621

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)15:38:00 No.3829621

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>>3829616
"what, no. It's because you're blind in one eye. It's....it's a crack at your one-eyed-ness"

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)15:39:01 No.3829623

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)15:39:01 No.3829623

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3829621
That's the best joke you have?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)15:44:07 No.3829632

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)15:44:07 No.3829632

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Rolled 115 (1d200)

>>3829623
"No, the best one is..."

Roll 2d200

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)15:46:00 No.3829634

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)15:46:00 No.3829634

Rolled 80, 101 = 181 (2d200)

>>3829632
Will it get us angry?

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/20/19(Fri)15:47:06 No.3829638

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/20/19(Fri)15:47:06 No.3829638

Rolled 84, 155 = 239 (2d200)

>>3829632
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)15:54:59 No.3829647

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)15:54:59 No.3829647

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>>3829638
Chuckles fired off a scathing insult, hitting you deep at your very core. It offended your very being. Causing you to start seeing red and the only thing on your mind right now is to rip out this clown's throat with your bare hands.

But it was pretty funny tho

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/20/19(Fri)15:55:44 No.3829649

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/20/19(Fri)15:55:44 No.3829649

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3829647
ACTIVATE RAGE MODE AND RIP HIS FUCKING THROAT OUT

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)15:57:45 No.3829654

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)15:57:45 No.3829654

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3829647
Now...FUCK HIM UP
GET THE SANDWICH MAKER READY 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WERE GONNA DO WITH HIS CLOWNY ASS

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/20/19(Fri)15:59:46 No.3829658

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/20/19(Fri)15:59:46 No.3829658

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3829647
You know what always makes Edward laugh? A good Keelhauling.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)16:06:57 No.3829672

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)16:06:57 No.3829672

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>>3829654
"EHHAHAHEHHAEHAHEAHEHAHE, WHAT'S THE MATTER EDDY BOY? YA MAD? HUH? YA MAAAAAADDDDD? HU-----what the hell is that?"

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)16:07:42 No.3829673

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)16:07:42 No.3829673

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3829672
I convinced Fester that its for making giant sandwiches, let me show you its true function!

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)16:17:15 No.3829677

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)16:17:15 No.3829677

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Rolled 110 (1d200)

>>3829673

"Fester? Who the hell is Fester?...are those beam chains?"

Roll 2d200

+60 bonus

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/20/19(Fri)16:17:37 No.3829678

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/20/19(Fri)16:17:37 No.3829678

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3829672
The Aristocrats!

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f)
09/20/19(Fri)16:18:03 No.3829679

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f) 09/20/19(Fri)16:18:03 No.3829679

Rolled 135, 63 = 198 (2d200)

>>3829677

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/20/19(Fri)16:19:11 No.3829682

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/20/19(Fri)16:19:11 No.3829682

Rolled 7, 85 = 92 (2d200)

>>3829677
The only guy who could make me laugh

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)16:23:37 No.3829689

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)16:23:37 No.3829689

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Rolled 8 (1d200)

>>3829679
"OH SH--"

Chuckles' yelling is cut short as the beam chain penetrates the giant clown head and attaches itself to his cockpit

Roll 2d200 to pull that shit out

+60 boonoos

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/20/19(Fri)16:24:04 No.3829690

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/20/19(Fri)16:24:04 No.3829690

Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d200)

>>3829689

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f)
09/20/19(Fri)16:24:33 No.3829691

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f) 09/20/19(Fri)16:24:33 No.3829691

Rolled 27, 88 = 115 (2d200)

>>3829689

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)16:24:47 No.3829692

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)16:24:47 No.3829692

Spectacular rolls

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)16:32:43 No.3829704

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)16:32:43 No.3829704

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>>3829691
You rip Chuckle's command module out of his towering clown tank!

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/20/19(Fri)16:33:39 No.3829705

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/20/19(Fri)16:33:39 No.3829705

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3829704
IT'S OVER!
WE CAN FINALLY GET FESTER BACK AFTER THIS

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f)
09/20/19(Fri)16:34:05 No.3829706

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f) 09/20/19(Fri)16:34:05 No.3829706

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3829704
Was the bounty dead or alive? Also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/20/19(Fri)16:39:33 No.3829708

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/20/19(Fri)16:39:33 No.3829708

>>3829706
either >>3822511
but we'll probably need the head

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)16:44:57 No.3829714

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)16:44:57 No.3829714

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Rolled 144 (1d200)

>>3829706
>>3829708
Yes. The mimes need him dead or alive. We just need something as proof.

For now tho...ROLL2D200 TO DRAG THIS CLOWN ACROSS YOUR SHIP'S BLADES AND KEELHAUL HIS FUCKING ASS

+60 BONUS

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)16:45:56 No.3829718

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)16:45:56 No.3829718

Rolled 140, 109 = 249 (2d200)

>>3829714

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f)
09/20/19(Fri)16:51:29 No.3829726

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f) 09/20/19(Fri)16:51:29 No.3829726

>>3829718
EZ

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)16:57:10 No.3829735

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)16:57:10 No.3829735

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>>3829718
The command module is locked in place! The blades whirr to life! They grind down the the outer shell of the cockpit, and as they gradually go through the metallic layers like butter, Chuckles let out a nervous...chuckle

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)16:57:40 No.3829737

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)16:57:40 No.3829737

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3829735
THIS IS THE FATE OF ALL CLOWNS DIE DIE DIE DIE

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f)
09/20/19(Fri)16:58:48 No.3829740

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f) 09/20/19(Fri)16:58:48 No.3829740

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3829735
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/20/19(Fri)16:59:12 No.3829741

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/20/19(Fri)16:59:12 No.3829741

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3829735
PREPARE TO DIE
HAHAHAHA

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/20/19(Fri)17:04:07 No.3829743

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/20/19(Fri)17:04:07 No.3829743

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3829735
Knock Knock

INTERUPPTING CHAINSAW

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)17:10:08 No.3829749

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)17:10:08 No.3829749

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>>3829743
As the grinding blades chews through the cockpit. You do remember that you need him somewhat recognizable in order to get the bounty...so you changed the power to only half of the usual. Mangling Chuckles, but not to the point of making him into mince meat. No. You'll just mangle his corpse. A little bit. of course, this method does have the side benefit of making the death slower than usual. Which allowed Chuckles time to scream. A long, anguished scream that you played over all comm channels in the area. In order to break the morale of Chuckles' remaining forces that Jester is holding back of course. No other particular reason.

Now THIS does put a smile on your face.

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)17:11:44 No.3829751

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)17:11:44 No.3829751

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3829749
This exact smile stays glued to Edward's face for the rest of the day

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/20/19(Fri)17:12:19 No.3829753

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/20/19(Fri)17:12:19 No.3829753

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3829749
>>3829751
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f)
09/20/19(Fri)17:17:17 No.3829760

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f) 09/20/19(Fri)17:17:17 No.3829760

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3829749
>>3829753

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)17:25:42 No.3829771

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)17:25:42 No.3829771

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>>3829760
And so the clown army was broken, you haul up Chuckle's mangled corpse and shove it in the cold storage. The Black Horse exits Clown World's atmosphere and heads off to the nearest Mime world to collect your bounty. For the rest of the day you were more happy than usual. Your...friendly...smiling face would surely surprise your crew!

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)17:28:23 No.3829774

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)17:28:23 No.3829774

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3829771
"Oh and new recruit, what was your name again?"
We say, still smiling

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f)
09/20/19(Fri)17:29:50 No.3829776

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f) 09/20/19(Fri)17:29:50 No.3829776

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3829771
We're coming to getcha, Fester!

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f)
09/20/19(Fri)17:30:58 No.3829778

Anonymous (ID: TCIKFd4f) 09/20/19(Fri)17:30:58 No.3829778

>>3829771
>>3829776
... after we get the bounty. Almost forgot that part.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)17:36:51 No.3829784

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)17:36:51 No.3829784

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>>3829778
>>3829776
A quick stop to drop off Chuckles and your wallet grows fatter

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ)
09/20/19(Fri)17:38:35 No.3829787

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ) 09/20/19(Fri)17:38:35 No.3829787

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3829784
NOW TO FESTER

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)17:38:39 No.3829788

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)17:38:39 No.3829788

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3829784
Now...Fester in hell is resurrected riiight before a devil reveals who our true parents are because we made him laugh

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)17:46:11 No.3829791

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)17:46:11 No.3829791

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>>3829788
"Ahahaha, you're funny, Fester. Now, as thanks for making me laugh, I will reveal who your true parents are. They are--"

[SKWOOOOSSSSHHHH]

"--huh. Guess I don't have to do that then"

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)17:48:19 No.3829796

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)17:48:19 No.3829796

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3829791
Fester comes back to life. His first words are:
~~DAI'SI YOU GOT ANYMORE OF THEM EDIBLE BUDDHAS~~

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD)
09/20/19(Fri)17:49:29 No.3829797

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD) 09/20/19(Fri)17:49:29 No.3829797

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3829791

Fester look like he his old self except that his back look like a clown face.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)17:55:54 No.3829800

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)17:55:54 No.3829800

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>>3829796

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)17:56:37 No.3829803

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)17:56:37 No.3829803

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3829800
...what the devil?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)17:58:07 No.3829807

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)17:58:07 No.3829807

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3829800
Deity's curses, where am I currently located my fellow brother made of steel?

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ)
09/20/19(Fri)17:58:57 No.3829810

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ) 09/20/19(Fri)17:58:57 No.3829810

>>3829800
Wait, this isn't the Black Horse.

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ)
09/20/19(Fri)18:00:13 No.3829811

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ) 09/20/19(Fri)18:00:13 No.3829811

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3829810

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)18:05:22 No.3829821

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)18:05:22 No.3829821

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>>3829807
"You're in my clinic. Fester Winchester. Do you remember your name? You were dead. But thanks to my genius. And also a boatload of cash from your friend. I was able to resurrect you by rebuilding your weak fleshy human body into one of superior metal and machine"

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)18:07:04 No.3829824

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)18:07:04 No.3829824

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3829821
Well how do I know you aren't that not!ork that killed me in a first place and made up all of this in order to recruit me into your cyborg army?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)18:07:11 No.3829825

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)18:07:11 No.3829825

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3829821
BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)18:11:10 No.3829829

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)18:11:10 No.3829829

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>>3829824
"who?"

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)18:12:36 No.3829833

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)18:12:36 No.3829833

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3829829
That's what ah done expected, git me out awf hair

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)18:13:05 No.3829835

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)18:13:05 No.3829835

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3829829
Can I still eat those buddhas, though?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)18:19:07 No.3829840

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)18:19:07 No.3829840

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>>3829833
"Calm down now. You are still getting used to your new body. As your doctor I recommend you lie still and rest until your friend come to pick you up. Then we can start the physical therapy"

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/20/19(Fri)18:20:19 No.3829842

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/20/19(Fri)18:20:19 No.3829842

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3829840
Examine our new body

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)18:21:24 No.3829844

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)18:21:24 No.3829844

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3829840
Really now?
>Touch his face

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)18:22:02 No.3829846

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)18:22:02 No.3829846

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3829840
Start yodeling in the waiting time
Now, back to Edward and his crew...

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)18:25:03 No.3829851

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)18:25:03 No.3829851

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>>3829844
yep, that's a face

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)18:26:19 No.3829854

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)18:26:19 No.3829854

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3829846
>>3829851

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)18:26:30 No.3829855

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)18:26:30 No.3829855

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3829851
...this is boring, Imma gitty-up eend chew sumthin'

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)18:36:17 No.3829867

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)18:36:17 No.3829867

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>>3829854
Edward is having a call with his sister while the rebel once again attempt to take his life

"Ed. Who is that SKANK over there?! Did you get another female crew member again?!"

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)18:37:46 No.3829870

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)18:37:46 No.3829870

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3829867
Don't worry, this one is utterly hostile, also did you hear the news, Fester's dead

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)18:38:29 No.3829871

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)18:38:29 No.3829871

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3829867
No, it's an assassination attempt. Don't worry about it. So how are you holding up? Drinking the medicine your doctor prescribed?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)18:47:40 No.3829886

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)18:47:40 No.3829886

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>>3829871
"Tch, those things just slows me down and stops me from thinking about yo---I uh mean...Of course~! Big bro! Your sweet little sister always remember to take her meds"

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)18:49:00 No.3829892

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)18:49:00 No.3829892

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3829886
Did you know Fester was dead?

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ)
09/20/19(Fri)18:51:29 No.3829899

Anonymous (ID: XiTgavmJ) 09/20/19(Fri)18:51:29 No.3829899

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3829886
Uh huh.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)18:56:59 No.3829904

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)18:56:59 No.3829904

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>>3829899
"Anyway, heard Fester was, ehe, dead. How unfortunate. You, ahem, feeling okay over it, big bro?"

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv)
09/20/19(Fri)18:58:03 No.3829906

Anonymous (ID: FG+tJPiv) 09/20/19(Fri)18:58:03 No.3829906

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3829904
No, we're about to revive him from the robodoctor, sis. We've been working these bounties to pay off the fees.

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)18:59:25 No.3829911

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)18:59:25 No.3829911

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3829904
Yeah, it all good, he should be back to the realm of the living riiiight about now and I will finally be free from the Voices

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)19:00:13 No.3829912

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)19:00:13 No.3829912

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3829904
I'm working on that. Things are under control.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)19:05:15 No.3829921

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)19:05:15 No.3829921

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>>3829911
"...Oh. So he's alive...well congratulations then."

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)19:06:22 No.3829923

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)19:06:22 No.3829923

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3829921
Well he WAS dead, and knowing the guy he will get himself killed soon enough

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)19:06:43 No.3829924

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)19:06:43 No.3829924

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3829921
What's the matter? You don't like Fester Winchester? You should speak to him sometime, he is pretty easy to get along with once you go past the introductions

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)19:18:22 No.3829939

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)19:18:22 No.3829939

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>>3829924
"hhhmmmm.....nah. I'm good, thanks. Every conversation with Fester deletes my a few of my brain cells. So no thanks, big bro. Anyway....when are you gonna visit your little sister huh? My birthday is coming up you know~"

Her birthday is definitely not coming up.

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/20/19(Fri)19:19:57 No.3829941

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/20/19(Fri)19:19:57 No.3829941

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3829939
I will come to your birthday, don't worry, when it actually comes that is

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/20/19(Fri)19:21:27 No.3829945

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/20/19(Fri)19:21:27 No.3829945

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3829939
I haven't forgotten your birthday, it's still quite some time away. I'll be there, of course. Now, is there anything else?

Anonymous (ID: wP3SOVlG)
09/20/19(Fri)19:24:49 No.3829950

Anonymous (ID: wP3SOVlG) 09/20/19(Fri)19:24:49 No.3829950

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3829939
of course I have the kind of surprise you like for your gifts (plant bomb)

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/20/19(Fri)19:27:16 No.3829952

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/20/19(Fri)19:27:16 No.3829952

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>>3829945
"No. Go and get your...bleh...Fester. Hope to see you soon, big bro, Oh and OP's dead again. Thread suspended"

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/21/19(Sat)08:01:55 No.3831112

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/21/19(Sat)08:01:55 No.3831112

>>3829952
F

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/21/19(Sat)12:18:34 No.3831448

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/21/19(Sat)12:18:34 No.3831448

OP will rise from the dead in about 12 hours

To die agaihn

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf)
09/21/19(Sat)18:18:23 No.3832323

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf) 09/21/19(Sat)18:18:23 No.3832323

>>3831448
>OP will rise from the dead in about 12 hours
He'll never rise from the dead, for the spooky scary skeles have taken him from his grave.

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)00:57:04 No.3833396

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)00:57:04 No.3833396

>>3831448
dead

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)02:17:21 No.3833615

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)02:17:21 No.3833615

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>>3832323
>>3833396
This si true, OP is super dead

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)02:19:50 No.3833623

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)02:19:50 No.3833623

>>3833615
It's a shame OP won't live, but then again, who does?

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)02:20:20 No.3833626

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)02:20:20 No.3833626

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3833615
WISE FWOM YOUR GWAVE

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)02:32:40 No.3833644

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)02:32:40 No.3833644

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>>3833626

Ah shit, dirt's packed too tight, can't dig out

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)02:34:22 No.3833647

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)02:34:22 No.3833647

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3833644
eat your way out, tubby

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)02:42:34 No.3833664

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)02:42:34 No.3833664

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3833644
Dig sideways and come out through Fester's grave that they dug just in case

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)02:44:07 No.3833672

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)02:44:07 No.3833672

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>>3833664

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)02:45:08 No.3833674

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)02:45:08 No.3833674

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3833672
hey there buddy c'mmon out

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)02:48:55 No.3833691

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)02:48:55 No.3833691

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>>3833674

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)02:50:39 No.3833692

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)02:50:39 No.3833692

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3833691
Get out of that grave, you'll catch a cold

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)02:53:12 No.3833700

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)02:53:12 No.3833700

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3833691
Watch out, people will think you're Fester if you stay in there

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)02:56:19 No.3833707

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)02:56:19 No.3833707

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>>3833700

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)02:56:48 No.3833709

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)02:56:48 No.3833709

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3833691
throw a biscuits on the ground

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)02:57:39 No.3833712

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)02:57:39 No.3833712

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3833709
>>3833707

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)02:59:53 No.3833721

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)02:59:53 No.3833721

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3833707
On with the show!

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)03:00:23 No.3833724

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)03:00:23 No.3833724

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3833707
OP is grabbed in midair and made to make the plot happen

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)03:02:53 No.3833728

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)03:02:53 No.3833728

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>>3833721
After defeating the rebel in her latest assassination attempt. Edward motions to the crew and set the course towards the space clinic where Fester is

Anonymous (ID: U/IoCrsz)
09/22/19(Sun)03:04:15 No.3833730

Anonymous (ID: U/IoCrsz) 09/22/19(Sun)03:04:15 No.3833730

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3833728
Oh shit FILLER EPISODE

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)03:05:17 No.3833736

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)03:05:17 No.3833736

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3833728
Get call

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)03:05:51 No.3833738

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)03:05:51 No.3833738

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3833728
Edward forces the entire crew to sign a "Get Cyborg'd Soon" card for Fester

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)03:08:13 No.3833744

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)03:08:13 No.3833744

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3833728
>>3833738

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)03:08:17 No.3833745

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)03:08:17 No.3833745

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3833728
>>3833730
ALL KILLER NO FILLER
>>3833738 - - - also this

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)03:12:49 No.3833753

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)03:12:49 No.3833753

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>>3833744
"Captain, is this really necessary?"

"How do we know Fester can even read?"

Anonymous (ID: U/IoCrsz)
09/22/19(Sun)03:15:31 No.3833762

Anonymous (ID: U/IoCrsz) 09/22/19(Sun)03:15:31 No.3833762

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3833753
>How do we know Fester can even read?

dats racist

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)03:15:59 No.3833764

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)03:15:59 No.3833764

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3833753
Good point. Dai, you're in charge of reading it to him.

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)03:16:02 No.3833766

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)03:16:02 No.3833766

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3833753
Status report on Fester's eyesight, IQ, inbuilt firepower etc etc

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)03:18:29 No.3833772

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)03:18:29 No.3833772

>>3833766
>IQ
You can't get a reading on something that doesn't exist

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)03:19:08 No.3833775

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)03:19:08 No.3833775

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>>3833762
Across the galaxy, Cyborg Fester suddenly feels mighty offended

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)03:20:01 No.3833776

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)03:20:01 No.3833776

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3833775
Holy shit a skeleton

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)03:20:56 No.3833779

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)03:20:56 No.3833779

>>3833775
The Black Horse arrives at the Doctor's...
and it's under attack

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)03:21:59 No.3833781

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)03:21:59 No.3833781

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3833779

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)03:26:10 No.3833789

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)03:26:10 No.3833789

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>>3833776

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)03:27:52 No.3833792

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)03:27:52 No.3833792

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3833789
spooky stat aquired

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)03:28:22 No.3833794

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)03:28:22 No.3833794

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3833789
>>3833779

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)03:28:32 No.3833795

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)03:28:32 No.3833795

Rolled 13 (1d100)

Daybread? My favorite
>>3833789
Does cyborg skeletons count as skeletons?

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)03:29:12 No.3833797

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)03:29:12 No.3833797

>>3833795
do necrons count as zombie skeleton robots?

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)03:29:48 No.3833798

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)03:29:48 No.3833798

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3833789
Get some artifical skin

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)03:31:05 No.3833802

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)03:31:05 No.3833802

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3833797
they count as filthy xenos

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)03:33:01 No.3833804

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)03:33:01 No.3833804

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>>3833798
"Don't worry, that comes later when your friend arrives. Artificial skin costs extra after all, somebody gotta pay for it"

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)03:34:15 No.3833809

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)03:34:15 No.3833809

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3833804
what about artificial sideburns

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)03:34:22 No.3833810

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)03:34:22 No.3833810

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3833804
How about a beard at least?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)03:39:13 No.3833823

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)03:39:13 No.3833823

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>>3833810
"Artificial skin, artificial hair, artificial facial hair. They come in the same package. When your friend pays for it the procedure will commence"

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)03:40:24 No.3833827

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)03:40:24 No.3833827

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3833823
Seems reasonable. Thanks Robot Mom. Makes becoming an evil robot a little more comfortable.

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)03:42:07 No.3833829

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)03:42:07 No.3833829

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3833823
timeskip till arrival and reunion

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)03:45:23 No.3833837

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)03:45:23 No.3833837

>>3833827
>>3833827
"....mom? Clearly there are still some bugs to work out"

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)03:46:25 No.3833838

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)03:46:25 No.3833838

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>>3833837

Captcha ate my pic

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)03:47:06 No.3833841

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)03:47:06 No.3833841

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3833837
>>3833838
will it hurt?

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)03:47:28 No.3833842

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)03:47:28 No.3833842

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3833837
>>3833838

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)03:48:20 No.3833844

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)03:48:20 No.3833844

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3833837
Naw, see it's like this, ma. Edward paid for me, so he's mah Robot Dad. You made me a body, so you're Robot Mom. Perfectly logical, like the evil robot I am.

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)03:48:53 No.3833845

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)03:48:53 No.3833845

>>3833837
>>3833838
>>3833842
fuck I forgot to post the words
It's ok, that's like his usual intellect

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)03:50:27 No.3833848

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)03:50:27 No.3833848

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3833838
Attempt to shake it off. Remember who you are Fester

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)03:52:03 No.3833850

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)03:52:03 No.3833850

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>>3833842
>>3833845
Just when the doc was about to muse about how Fester managed to live that long, because honestly he should have died way sooner, The Black Horse arrives.

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)03:53:26 No.3833851

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)03:53:26 No.3833851

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3833850
reunion commencess
with extra hugging

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)03:53:32 No.3833852

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)03:53:32 No.3833852

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3833850
So nice of you to visit. Beep

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)03:53:45 No.3833853

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)03:53:45 No.3833853

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3833850
Give doc the money
bring back fester better faster bester

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc)
09/22/19(Sun)03:54:17 No.3833855

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc) 09/22/19(Sun)03:54:17 No.3833855

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3833850
HOLY SHIT A SKELETON COWBOY

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)03:55:08 No.3833857

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)03:55:08 No.3833857

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3833850
Doc did you upgrade that idiot's brain yet or what

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)04:01:10 No.3833868

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)04:01:10 No.3833868

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>>3833857
"Unfortunately, despite my installed programs, his brain rejected all intelligence upgrades. Or anything that would improve his non-combat abilities for that matter"

Yeah that sounds like Fester

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)04:01:53 No.3833869

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)04:01:53 No.3833869

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3833868
Hugs commence

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc)
09/22/19(Sun)04:02:48 No.3833870

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc) 09/22/19(Sun)04:02:48 No.3833870

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3833868
Get him an artifical skin implant before the others see him and attack him on sight

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)04:03:01 No.3833872

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)04:03:01 No.3833872

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3833868
Alright, how much for some artificial skin?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)04:09:10 No.3833880

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)04:09:10 No.3833880

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>>3833870
Edward pays for the extra procedure and the doc gets working

Loading artificial skin selection interface

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc)
09/22/19(Sun)04:10:49 No.3833883

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc) 09/22/19(Sun)04:10:49 No.3833883

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3833880
Edward is finally relieved that those pesky anons won't try to control him any longer

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)04:11:04 No.3833885

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)04:11:04 No.3833885

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3833880
do we have "biggest sideburns and pompadours" dlc?

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)04:11:22 No.3833886

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)04:11:22 No.3833886

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3833880
default customize body is a Batface

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)04:12:57 No.3833888

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)04:12:57 No.3833888

>>3833885
you.. I like you

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)04:14:21 No.3833891

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)04:14:21 No.3833891

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>>3833885
Depends

Are you a boy or are u a grill

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)04:14:54 No.3833893

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)04:14:54 No.3833893

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3833891
we are not just any boy
we are cowboy

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)04:14:55 No.3833894

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)04:14:55 No.3833894

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3833891
Obviously Fester is a boy, lets not make this weird doc

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)04:15:40 No.3833895

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)04:15:40 No.3833895

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3833891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s7_WbiR79E

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)04:15:41 No.3833896

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)04:15:41 No.3833896

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3833891
I'MMA ~~COW~~BOY

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)04:17:58 No.3833901

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)04:17:58 No.3833901

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3833891
He's a MAN.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)04:18:52 No.3833903

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)04:18:52 No.3833903

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>>3833894
Of course, now would you like your old face back, or would you like a new one. or maybe Edward can fork over a few more credits to access further options

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)04:19:39 No.3833906

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)04:19:39 No.3833906

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3833891
boy
lock it

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)04:20:20 No.3833909

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)04:20:20 No.3833909

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3833903
pompadour

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)04:20:19 No.3833910

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)04:20:19 No.3833910

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3833903
old face but with pompadour and sideburns

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)04:20:47 No.3833912

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)04:20:47 No.3833912

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3833903
Old face.

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)04:21:31 No.3833916

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)04:21:31 No.3833916

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3833903
Go bottom left Rebel Girl's doppelganger for extra confusion

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)04:26:06 No.3833927

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)04:26:06 No.3833927

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>>3833910

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)04:27:06 No.3833930

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)04:27:06 No.3833930

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3833927
top right rock in confirm
AESTHETICS

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)04:27:55 No.3833932

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)04:27:55 No.3833932

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3833927
Nah remove the pompadour and the sideburns, they don't fit.

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)04:29:32 No.3833937

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)04:29:32 No.3833937

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3833927
top right

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)04:32:07 No.3833945

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)04:32:07 No.3833945

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>>3833932
Boink

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)04:32:42 No.3833946

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)04:32:42 No.3833946

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3833945
Perfect.

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)04:32:59 No.3833948

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)04:32:59 No.3833948

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3833945

bring back the pomp and side burns top right selection and lock in

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)04:33:15 No.3833949

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)04:33:15 No.3833949

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3833945
go back to pompadours and sideburns

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)04:33:29 No.3833950

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)04:33:29 No.3833950

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3833945
needs more beard

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)04:33:30 No.3833951

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)04:33:30 No.3833951

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3833945
Lock in

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)04:34:02 No.3833952

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)04:34:02 No.3833952

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3833945
More options

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)04:36:08 No.3833955

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)04:36:08 No.3833955

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>>3833950

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)04:37:06 No.3833957

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)04:37:06 No.3833957

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3833955
Put in pompadour and side burns and lock in

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)04:38:33 No.3833960

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)04:38:33 No.3833960

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3833955
Open game files, permanently delete sideburns + pompadour options, then go back and lock this in

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)04:39:17 No.3833961

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)04:39:17 No.3833961

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3833955
also pompadour and sidburns and sunglasses

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)04:40:24 No.3833962

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)04:40:24 No.3833962

>>3833955
lock in

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)04:41:15 No.3833964

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)04:41:15 No.3833964

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>>3833961
"The sunglasses costs extra you know"

Your cyber ears can hear Edward letting out a massive sigh

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)04:41:28 No.3833966

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)04:41:28 No.3833966

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3833962

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)04:42:25 No.3833971

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)04:42:25 No.3833971

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3833964
awesome now character stats

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)04:42:26 No.3833972

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)04:42:26 No.3833972

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3833964
Remove the pompadour and sideburns lock in

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)04:42:30 No.3833973

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)04:42:30 No.3833973

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3833964
Perfect, lock in. Promise Ed that you'll pay for sunglasses in installments.

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)04:43:28 No.3833977

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)04:43:28 No.3833977

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3833964
Bitchin'. Lock in

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)04:48:21 No.3833985

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)04:48:21 No.3833985

>OP starts chargen and suddenly there's a hundred anons
why is this? Or is it becuz OP is running early today?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)04:48:34 No.3833986

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)04:48:34 No.3833986

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>>3833971

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)04:49:48 No.3833989

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)04:49:48 No.3833989

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3833986
bitchin'
I hope Edward doesn't mind

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)04:50:15 No.3833991

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)04:50:15 No.3833991

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3833986
Does that exceed Edward's phone bill? if not, buy it

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)04:50:18 No.3833992

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)04:50:18 No.3833992

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3833986
remove sunglasses, check price

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)04:58:06 No.3834000

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)04:58:06 No.3834000

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>>3833989

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD)
09/22/19(Sun)04:58:38 No.3834001

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD) 09/22/19(Sun)04:58:38 No.3834001

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3834000

Edward dislike Fester's popdadour and sidburns, so he cut it off with his chainsword like he was a professional barber.

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)04:59:26 No.3834002

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)04:59:26 No.3834002

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3834000
dont worry artificial pomp can turn into a cowboy pomp hat too, its a win win Ed!

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)04:59:39 No.3834003

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)04:59:39 No.3834003

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3834000
Pretty please?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)04:59:55 No.3834004

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)04:59:55 No.3834004

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3834000
We can't do this to Edward. Ditch the bitchin' upgrades and stick to the normal self with no beard

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)05:00:15 No.3834005

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)05:00:15 No.3834005

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3834000
Great he loves it. So uhhh how much of our body is still organic?...

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:03:08 No.3834009

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)05:03:08 No.3834009

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>>3834005
"About 80% of your brain, parts of your spine and one toe"

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)05:04:27 No.3834010

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)05:04:27 No.3834010

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3834009
Edward goes back to the ship for a drink

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)05:05:22 No.3834013

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)05:05:22 No.3834013

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3834009
Hug Edward

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)05:05:41 No.3834014

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)05:05:41 No.3834014

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3834009
Meet Dai'si and the Mechanic, you missed them

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)05:06:13 No.3834017

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)05:06:13 No.3834017

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3834009
Cool, do I have cool gadgets now? Extending arms, finger guns, X-ray vision?

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:06:47 No.3834019

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:06:47 No.3834019

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3834009
force pomp through the hat and have the pomp poke out

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:08:44 No.3834024

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)05:08:44 No.3834024

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>>3834017
"Of course. Unfortunately since your brain refused any and all intelligence upgrades. None of them works properly since the controls are all messed up"

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)05:09:23 No.3834025

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)05:09:23 No.3834025

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3834024
Hug Edward tightly

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:09:38 No.3834026

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:09:38 No.3834026

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3834024
Bandit is so happy Fester returned

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)05:10:14 No.3834027

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)05:10:14 No.3834027

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3834024
Go Go Fester Copter!

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)05:10:58 No.3834029

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)05:10:58 No.3834029

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3834024
great so now we have a dangerous idiot

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:14:24 No.3834032

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:14:24 No.3834032

>>3834029
before he was just an idiot

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:17:13 No.3834037

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)05:17:13 No.3834037

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>>3834026
"I have grown more powerful than you can imagine, Fester. You are nothing to me now"

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)05:18:34 No.3834039

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)05:18:34 No.3834039

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3834037
Hug the whole crew, with our new extending robot arms

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)05:18:54 No.3834040

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)05:18:54 No.3834040

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3834037
Blink

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:19:07 No.3834041

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:19:07 No.3834041

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3834037
Bandit ... you were my best buddy!? you were the best out of all of us what happened!?

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)05:19:47 No.3834042

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)05:19:47 No.3834042

>>3834037
Hey no fair, how come the dog gets to be all buff and carbon-based. Also WHAT

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)05:20:28 No.3834043

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)05:20:28 No.3834043

>>3834037
NANI

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:20:30 No.3834044

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)05:20:30 No.3834044

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>>3834040

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)05:20:55 No.3834045

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)05:20:55 No.3834045

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3834042

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)05:21:27 No.3834046

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)05:21:27 No.3834046

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3834044
haha it was just a trick of the light, bandit clearly hasn't changed and doesn't regard me as a disappointment

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:21:29 No.3834047

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:21:29 No.3834047

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3834037
Dam cardboard cut-outs

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)05:21:59 No.3834049

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)05:21:59 No.3834049

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3834044
Greet Dai'si, we missed her. even her militant insistance to eat vegetables

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc)
09/22/19(Sun)05:23:00 No.3834050

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc) 09/22/19(Sun)05:23:00 No.3834050

>>3834049
>her

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD)
09/22/19(Sun)05:23:41 No.3834051

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD) 09/22/19(Sun)05:23:41 No.3834051

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3834044

We must do a very important thing.... Punch on our face!

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)05:25:21 No.3834052

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)05:25:21 No.3834052

>>3834050
of course its a her, what are you talking about anon?

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:26:09 No.3834053

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:26:09 No.3834053

>>3834052
dai is the cyborg ninja mechanic is someone else

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)05:27:15 No.3834054

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)05:27:15 No.3834054

>>3834052
>>3834053
Dai's an it

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:27:46 No.3834055

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)05:27:46 No.3834055

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>>3834049
"Good to see you alive again, Fester. Speaking of which. Doc says your system can't process normal food, especially meat. So for a while you're gonna have to eat nutrient sludge. made out of veggies"

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)05:27:52 No.3834056

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)05:27:52 No.3834056

>>3834053
Dai'si Cho? The female ninja?

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:29:37 No.3834057

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:29:37 No.3834057

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3834055
can it have bacon bits in it?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:31:09 No.3834061

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)05:31:09 No.3834061

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>>3834057
"No"

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)05:31:55 No.3834063

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)05:31:55 No.3834063

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3834061
throw tantrum

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:32:17 No.3834064

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:32:17 No.3834064

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3834061
yes?

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4)
09/22/19(Sun)05:33:11 No.3834067

Anonymous (ID: nEw0tvi4) 09/22/19(Sun)05:33:11 No.3834067

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3834055
So by the sounds after that we can go have some severely hallucinogenic pizzas, cool. More importantly I still have my junk right? This contract says the Doc had to keep my dong attached

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:33:48 No.3834069

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)05:33:48 No.3834069

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>>3834064
"No, Fester. No"

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)05:34:09 No.3834070

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)05:34:09 No.3834070

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3834069
proofs?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)05:34:39 No.3834072

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)05:34:39 No.3834072

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3834069
I already don't miss you any longer! Pfeh!
Greet mechanic

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)05:34:45 No.3834073

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)05:34:45 No.3834073

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3834061
Can we still be best friends, even though I'm an evil robot now?

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD)
09/22/19(Sun)05:36:25 No.3834076

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD) 09/22/19(Sun)05:36:25 No.3834076

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3834069

Bandit is so smart that he already installed Fester with improved system to process normal food but with side effect that Fester will fart more than before.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:39:12 No.3834078

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)05:39:12 No.3834078

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>>3834070
"Fine. Here. Eat this piece of bacon"

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:39:50 No.3834080

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:39:50 No.3834080

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3834078
bandit eats it first

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)05:39:52 No.3834081

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)05:39:52 No.3834081

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3834078
BACON

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)05:40:06 No.3834082

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)05:40:06 No.3834082

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3834078
eat it

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:40:40 No.3834084

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:40:40 No.3834084

>>3834081
fester is gonna die you know that right?
Op pulls no punches

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)05:41:47 No.3834087

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)05:41:47 No.3834087

>>3834084
lil' bit of bacon never hurt anyone

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)05:42:03 No.3834088

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)05:42:03 No.3834088

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3834078
wait a minute, THIS IS ONIONS-BACON

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:44:55 No.3834095

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)05:44:55 No.3834095

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>>3834082

You do not remember what happened afterwards. Only that your systems shut down completely.Later, Edward reactivated you because you were clogging up the hallway

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)05:45:54 No.3834098

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)05:45:54 No.3834098

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3834095
Well the more you know...
But can we eat DIGITAL BACON?

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:46:37 No.3834099

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:46:37 No.3834099

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3834095
ok ok ok
whats the next mission, are we still chasing that ork guy?

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)05:47:27 No.3834100

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)05:47:27 No.3834100

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3834095
Thank Edward for reviving you

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)05:50:51 No.3834108

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)05:50:51 No.3834108

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3834095
Well that sucks, how long before I can eat properly... Also I refer you to the aforementioned dong contract

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:50:57 No.3834110

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)05:50:57 No.3834110

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>>3834099
"Ah, no. He's dead, Fester. While you were gone I took care of 2 more bounties....to pay for your surgery and whatnot. In any case, we still have your Marshal in the hangar, whenever you're ready"

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)05:51:33 No.3834111

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)05:51:33 No.3834111

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3834110
Always ready, Edward buddy!
Hug him!

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)05:52:07 No.3834112

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)05:52:07 No.3834112

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3834110
I was born ready.

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)05:52:40 No.3834115

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)05:52:40 No.3834115

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3834110
oh look everyone except you have gotten stronger

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)05:54:29 No.3834119

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)05:54:29 No.3834119

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3834110
I'm not ready until I work out what the hell has happened to my dong

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:54:29 No.3834120

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>>3834112
"Nice. Oh and of course, while you were out of commission the rest of the crew have gotten stronger. Due to all the exp gain and whatnot. But the doc did give you some upgrades. Look into it when you have the time."

Edward is making a not so subtle nod about the fact that you have level ups in waiting

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)05:55:51 No.3834122

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)05:55:51 No.3834122

>>3834120
Hug and Level up. Fester 2.0 can multi-task.

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)05:55:56 No.3834123

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)05:55:56 No.3834123

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3834120
Level up dong

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)05:56:54 No.3834125

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)05:56:54 No.3834125

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3834122

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)05:57:40 No.3834126

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)05:57:40 No.3834126

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>>3834123
[ERROR: NO DONG DETECTED]

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)05:58:08 No.3834128

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)05:58:08 No.3834128

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3834126
cry

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)05:58:12 No.3834130

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)05:58:12 No.3834130

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3834126
it wasn't that useful anyway
proceed with level ups

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)05:58:50 No.3834132

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)05:58:50 No.3834132

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3834126
Level up

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)05:58:55 No.3834133

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)05:58:55 No.3834133

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3834126
save up for cyborg dong

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)05:59:07 No.3834134

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)05:59:07 No.3834134

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3834126
Rage against the non-machines

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)06:04:40 No.3834138

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)06:04:40 No.3834138

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>>3834132

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)06:06:26 No.3834142

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)06:06:26 No.3834142

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3834138
10 into dodge, 10 into ranged, 10 into skill and 5 into hit and 5 more into dodge, were not getting killed again

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)06:07:32 No.3834146

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)06:07:32 No.3834146

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3834138
Put all into range and lock in

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)06:07:58 No.3834148

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)06:07:58 No.3834148

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3834138
10 to range
10 to skill
10 to dodge
and 10 to hit

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)06:08:49 No.3834149

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)06:08:49 No.3834149

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3834138
12 into ranged
10 each into block/dodge to avoid dying again
8 into genitals

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)06:09:31 No.3834151

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)06:09:31 No.3834151

>>3834149
still got 10 more chief

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)06:10:41 No.3834155

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)06:10:41 No.3834155

>>3834151
10 each I said

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)06:11:52 No.3834156

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)06:11:52 No.3834156

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>>3834149
Sadly there is no genitals stat since you've lost your dong. 8 points were lost to the void

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)06:12:27 No.3834157

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)06:12:27 No.3834157

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3834156
>>3834148

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)06:13:37 No.3834159

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)06:13:37 No.3834159

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3834156
Sexual prowess comes under "skill"

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)06:13:49 No.3834160

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)06:13:49 No.3834160

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3834157
>>3834148
but if its too late ask Edward what is our next plan. chase the black aliens?

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)06:16:26 No.3834162

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>>3834157

shwoopo

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)06:17:50 No.3834164

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)06:17:50 No.3834164

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3834162
What does hit even do?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)06:17:57 No.3834165

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)06:17:57 No.3834165

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3834162
Lockinwhateva

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)06:18:07 No.3834166

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)06:18:07 No.3834166

>>3834162
lock in

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)06:18:23 No.3834167

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)06:18:23 No.3834167

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3834162
I'll allow it

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)06:18:25 No.3834168

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)06:18:25 No.3834168

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3834162
now next mission, we gotta find us dag gern aliens that keep attack'n our dag gern colonies!
I know lets make a fake Colony and trap dem' critters!

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)06:18:57 No.3834169

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)06:18:57 No.3834169

>>3834164
makes the bullets hit harder

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)06:19:09 No.3834170

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)06:19:09 No.3834170

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3834166

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)06:21:18 No.3834172

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)06:21:18 No.3834172

>>3834169
What purpose does ranged then have?
No wait, I got it, hit points

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)06:23:15 No.3834175

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)06:23:15 No.3834175

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>>3834165
Now, for the rest of the level ups to be doled out

>>3834164
Accuracy in general

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)06:23:54 No.3834176

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)06:23:54 No.3834176

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3834175
all in hit

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)06:24:07 No.3834177

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)06:24:07 No.3834177

>>3834175
10 into melee

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)06:25:48 No.3834180

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)06:25:48 No.3834180

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3834175
10 in melee
6 in ranged
15 in skill
12 in block
7 in hit

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)06:26:14 No.3834181

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)06:26:14 No.3834181

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3834175
10 into skill

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)06:26:57 No.3834182

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)06:26:57 No.3834182

>>3834175
So Edward has a genital stat then right

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)06:27:12 No.3834183

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)06:27:12 No.3834183

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>>3834176
hm?

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)06:27:34 No.3834184

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)06:27:34 No.3834184

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3834177

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)06:28:11 No.3834186

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)06:28:11 No.3834186

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3834183
confrim

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)06:28:32 No.3834187

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)06:28:32 No.3834187

>>3834183
change all into melee

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)06:28:55 No.3834188

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)06:28:55 No.3834188

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3834183
>>3834180

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)06:31:08 No.3834190

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>>3834186

Alright. Now for the last pilot

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)06:31:45 No.3834191

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)06:31:45 No.3834191

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3834190
everything in melee

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)06:32:15 No.3834192

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)06:32:15 No.3834192

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3834190
20 melee and 10 block

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)06:32:54 No.3834194

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)06:32:54 No.3834194

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3834190
>>3834191
lock in

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)06:33:08 No.3834195

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)06:33:08 No.3834195

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3834190
5 to Melee
10 to Block
15 to Hit

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)06:36:03 No.3834197

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)06:36:03 No.3834197

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>>3834192

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)06:36:22 No.3834198

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)06:36:22 No.3834198

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3834197
good next

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)06:36:40 No.3834199

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)06:36:40 No.3834199

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3834197
confirm

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)06:38:03 No.3834201

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)06:38:03 No.3834201

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3834197
Lock it in, and lock all Bandit's points into Bartending

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)06:42:57 No.3834206

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)06:42:57 No.3834206

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>>3834201
"Right. You done? Time to plan our next move"

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)06:43:40 No.3834208

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)06:43:40 No.3834208

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3834206
look out what's her name is attacking

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)06:44:00 No.3834209

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)06:44:00 No.3834209

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3834206
Yeah, fuhrst ah shahwl shoot at thuh sword behahnd ya

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)06:45:19 No.3834211

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)06:45:19 No.3834211

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>>3834209
Roll 2d100!

+30 bonus!

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)06:46:00 No.3834212

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)06:46:00 No.3834212

Rolled 89, 55 = 144 (2d100)

>>3834211

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)06:46:40 No.3834214

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)06:46:40 No.3834214

Rolled 97, 53 = 150 (2d100)

>>3834211
Let's see ifin' thayse cybernetics work

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)06:47:42 No.3834215

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)06:47:42 No.3834215

Rolled 57, 25 = 82 (2d100)

>>3834211
PNAUPNAU*ricochet noise*

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)06:50:51 No.3834217

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)06:50:51 No.3834217

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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3834214
Indeed. Let's see how the dice likes it

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)06:51:55 No.3834219

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)06:51:55 No.3834219

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3834217
Better by three, boojah!

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)06:52:14 No.3834220

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)06:52:14 No.3834220

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3834217
no need tah thank meh

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)06:53:27 No.3834223

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)06:53:27 No.3834223

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3834217

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)07:05:04 No.3834233

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)07:05:04 No.3834233

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>>3834220
"Ah! Fester, I'd like you to meet our newest crewmember. She's an ex-rebel."

"One of these days, "Captain". You'll pay for what you've done"

"Looking forward to it. In the meantime. I'd like you to meet Fester Winchester. Basically, our First Mate"

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)07:06:32 No.3834235

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)07:06:32 No.3834235

>>3834233
Hey thair partner, what's yo-wr nuh-ame?

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn)
09/22/19(Sun)07:06:47 No.3834237

Anonymous (ID: qpT1ADrn) 09/22/19(Sun)07:06:47 No.3834237

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3834233
you should see what Edward does to male traitors

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)07:07:35 No.3834238

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)07:07:35 No.3834238

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3834235

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)07:07:57 No.3834240

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)07:07:57 No.3834240

>>3834233
You should be more careful with your toothbrush, Miss... uh...

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)07:08:59 No.3834244

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)07:08:59 No.3834244

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3834240

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)07:08:59 No.3834245

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)07:08:59 No.3834245

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3834233
Tip hat to the lady, and place it back onto your hair in an even more precarious fashion

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)07:09:11 No.3834246

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)07:09:11 No.3834246

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3834233
inb4 Fester recognizes her

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)07:11:47 No.3834249

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)07:11:47 No.3834249

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>>3834237
indeed.

the screams.

you can still hear the screams

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)07:13:22 No.3834254

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)07:13:22 No.3834254

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3834249
Don't be rude, ask the lady her name

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)07:13:47 No.3834255

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)07:13:47 No.3834255

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3834249
Those theyer were nary sayndwiches 'e done made eend those theyer screams still echo in thuh lower pahrts.... ary way what's yo-wr nuh-ame?

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)07:14:45 No.3834256

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)07:14:45 No.3834256

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3834249
At least you were dead while you lost your dong. Ascertain the lady's name

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)07:18:22 No.3834258

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)07:18:22 No.3834258

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>>3834254
"What? Uh, it's..."

[INSERT NAME HERE]

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)07:20:28 No.3834263

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)07:20:28 No.3834263

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3834258
Celia Scholl

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)07:21:26 No.3834264

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)07:21:26 No.3834264

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3834258
Miss Iniga Montoya

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)07:21:29 No.3834265

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)07:21:29 No.3834265

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3834258
Anastasia Nikolaevna

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)07:21:42 No.3834266

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)07:21:42 No.3834266

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3834258
Tits Bits

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)07:24:07 No.3834267

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)07:24:07 No.3834267

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>>3834265
Sounds like a commie name. Better tell Edward to keep an eye on her

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)07:24:36 No.3834269

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)07:24:36 No.3834269

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3834265
>>3834258
дa
этo

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)07:25:38 No.3834270

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)07:25:38 No.3834270

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3834267
Greet your new comrade

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)07:26:28 No.3834271

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)07:26:28 No.3834271

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3834267
Ans, anna, yeah anna, that's what ah'll cahwl ya...commie

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc)
09/22/19(Sun)07:27:35 No.3834274

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc) 09/22/19(Sun)07:27:35 No.3834274

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3834267
She's surprisingly friendly with everyone else

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD)
09/22/19(Sun)07:27:45 No.3834275

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD) 09/22/19(Sun)07:27:45 No.3834275

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3834267

Anastasia is holding a vodka and communist flag, not a communist!

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)07:27:51 No.3834276

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)07:27:51 No.3834276

>>3834270
URAH

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)07:28:29 No.3834277

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)07:28:29 No.3834277

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>>3834271
"YEah yeah, whatever." She turns around to pick up her chainsword and walks away

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)07:29:13 No.3834279

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)07:29:13 No.3834279

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3834277
And that's why Fester never had luck with any girls

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)07:30:02 No.3834280

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)07:30:02 No.3834280

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3834277
Maybe someday he'll find a girl who responds positively.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)07:30:34 No.3834281

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)07:30:34 No.3834281

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>>3834279
Of course! It all makes sense now! Girls....are communists!

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)07:30:52 No.3834282

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)07:30:52 No.3834282

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3834277
>Write make friendship points with Ann...and Dai, and Jester...and basically everyone who isn't Edward and Bandit

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc)
09/22/19(Sun)07:30:55 No.3834283

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc) 09/22/19(Sun)07:30:55 No.3834283

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3834277
>>3834274

Anonymous (ID: sqVEvOeG)
09/22/19(Sun)07:31:12 No.3834284

Anonymous (ID: sqVEvOeG) 09/22/19(Sun)07:31:12 No.3834284

>>3834126
>nobody decided to pull a "NOOOOOOOOOO" in response to this

I just woke up and I've already lost my daily faith in humanity.

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc)
09/22/19(Sun)07:31:57 No.3834285

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc) 09/22/19(Sun)07:31:57 No.3834285

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3834281
>>3834274

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)07:32:30 No.3834286

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)07:32:30 No.3834286

>>3834284
well its daily so who cares?

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)07:32:37 No.3834287

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)07:32:37 No.3834287

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3834281
Ask Dai'si how you'll ever meet a nice girl now that you're a commie-hating cyborg. SHe's got all the answers.

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)07:33:01 No.3834289

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)07:33:01 No.3834289

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3834281
Now lets find them goddern aliums

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)07:33:26 No.3834290

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)07:33:26 No.3834290

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3834281
Or maybe we are yet to find someone who's into cowboys as much as we are...and alien steals our shades

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)07:33:38 No.3834292

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)07:33:38 No.3834292

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3834281
We haven't even seen the mechabic yet

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)07:34:57 No.3834293

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)07:34:57 No.3834293

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>>3834287
"Everybody has somebody for them out there, Fester. I'm sure you'll meet yours soon enough"

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc)
09/22/19(Sun)07:36:11 No.3834294

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc) 09/22/19(Sun)07:36:11 No.3834294

>fester is a dumbass even without having people talking in his brain
dimwit by protagonist standards

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)07:36:30 No.3834295

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)07:36:30 No.3834295

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3834293
Maybe some else likes cowboys. ary way, edward, done ah miss sumthin' else? like 'em pesky aliens?

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0)
09/22/19(Sun)07:37:07 No.3834297

Anonymous (ID: tHQ0Zzz0) 09/22/19(Sun)07:37:07 No.3834297

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3834293
"Yeah, I guess..."
turns out his tear ducts are still working

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)07:37:23 No.3834298

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)07:37:23 No.3834298

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3834293
Hug Dai

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)07:37:26 No.3834299

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)07:37:26 No.3834299

>>3834293
git down here you

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc)
09/22/19(Sun)07:37:31 No.3834300

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc) 09/22/19(Sun)07:37:31 No.3834300

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3834293
Lie detector trips

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD)
09/22/19(Sun)07:39:07 No.3834303

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD) 09/22/19(Sun)07:39:07 No.3834303

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3834293

But first I need a new genital... a banana and pair of oranges should work out...

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)07:39:11 No.3834304

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)07:39:11 No.3834304

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3834293
We should acquire some sort of robot appendage that would please the girls in some way

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)07:41:52 No.3834307

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)07:41:52 No.3834307

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>>3834295
"Of course. Now we only have 2 things that need to be done left. Take our revenge on Smith, the bounty that got away....due to him kicking our asses at the time. Or those fucking aliens that's been messing up our shit ever since the day they destroyed our colony"

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc)
09/22/19(Sun)07:43:49 No.3834309

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc) 09/22/19(Sun)07:43:49 No.3834309

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3834307
What if smith was also killing the aliens due to being paid?

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD)
09/22/19(Sun)07:43:49 No.3834310

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD) 09/22/19(Sun)07:43:49 No.3834310

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3834307

It must be connection between Smith and aliens..

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)07:44:01 No.3834311

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)07:44:01 No.3834311

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3834307
Lets get that Smith fella, but first
>Hug Edward and Dai because you missed them and they are a better company than those Devils, also Bandit

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf)
09/22/19(Sun)07:44:09 No.3834312

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf) 09/22/19(Sun)07:44:09 No.3834312

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3834293
"The strong shall never fester."

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)07:46:43 No.3834314

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)07:46:43 No.3834314

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>>3834309
"If he is also killing those xenos. Then maybe he could be of use....after we beat him up first at least"

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc)
09/22/19(Sun)07:47:35 No.3834318

Anonymous (ID: Jxse+Svc) 09/22/19(Sun)07:47:35 No.3834318

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3834314
Track the net for any bounty on the aliens

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)07:48:16 No.3834319

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)07:48:16 No.3834319

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3834314
then we find the xenos we find the dude.

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)07:48:56 No.3834321

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)07:48:56 No.3834321

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3834314
Yeah, now hugs

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD)
09/22/19(Sun)07:49:38 No.3834323

Anonymous (ID: 5U2rt3kD) 09/22/19(Sun)07:49:38 No.3834323

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3834314

Check on imageboard for any rumours about aliens.

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg)
09/22/19(Sun)07:52:19 No.3834324

Anonymous (ID: Ltpg+MDg) 09/22/19(Sun)07:52:19 No.3834324

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3834314
Well aliens are always attacking places we've been, wouldn't it be funny if Smith was coming straight to us? *laugh in cowboy*

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)07:52:31 No.3834325

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)07:52:31 No.3834325

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>>3834318
Using your cybernetics, you searched the Galaxy Net. and found a bunch of hits. As the aliens are rampaging across space, multiple sectors have put up bounties in order to take care of them. And you do find a significant amount has been taken and completed by Smith. Dude's been busy making money

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf)
09/22/19(Sun)07:53:40 No.3834326

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf) 09/22/19(Sun)07:53:40 No.3834326

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3834325
>Dude's been busy making money
-steal his moniez

Anonymous (ID: 9P56rI7n)
09/22/19(Sun)07:54:17 No.3834328

Anonymous (ID: 9P56rI7n) 09/22/19(Sun)07:54:17 No.3834328

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3834325
Fester was too busy trying to activate hug protocol though, so Dai'si did it instead

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)07:54:28 No.3834329

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)07:54:28 No.3834329

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3834325
TIME TO KILL FILTHY XENOS
YAY

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)07:56:09 No.3834330

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)07:56:09 No.3834330

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>>3834329
"Right. Time to find some aliens to kill then? You know, for the past months, whenever the Black Horse makes a jump, a huge one would try to intercept. Maybe it's time to let it do that"

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf)
09/22/19(Sun)07:57:29 No.3834332

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf) 09/22/19(Sun)07:57:29 No.3834332

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3834330
>Maybe it's time to let it do that"
"It's never the time to let it do THAT".

Anonymous (ID: 9P56rI7n)
09/22/19(Sun)07:57:41 No.3834333

Anonymous (ID: 9P56rI7n) 09/22/19(Sun)07:57:41 No.3834333

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3834330
Could it be because the aliens are coming from the space used inbetween jumps

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)07:57:53 No.3834334

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)07:57:53 No.3834334

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3834330
Yeah, but save the game
just in case Fester will get killed
again

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)07:59:56 No.3834339

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)07:59:56 No.3834339

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3834330
At least there aren't any aliens on the ship...
>Alien shows up and steals our cool shades

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)08:00:21 No.3834340

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)08:00:21 No.3834340

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3834330
lest start investigation

Anonymous (ID: 9P56rI7n)
09/22/19(Sun)08:00:41 No.3834343

Anonymous (ID: 9P56rI7n) 09/22/19(Sun)08:00:41 No.3834343

>>3834339
fug

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7)
09/22/19(Sun)08:02:02 No.3834345

Anonymous (ID: oRQWW7m7) 09/22/19(Sun)08:02:02 No.3834345

>>3834343
at least we have our pomp bro. Thats what really matters

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4)
09/22/19(Sun)08:02:40 No.3834346

Anonymous (ID: 6B4Ar2Y4) 09/22/19(Sun)08:02:40 No.3834346

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3834330
Rolling for fewer xeno stowaways and more dong replacement

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)08:02:53 No.3834347

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)08:02:53 No.3834347

>>3834345
>Cackling is heard alongside scissors

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)08:02:53 No.3834348

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)08:02:53 No.3834348

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>>3834332
"No, not THAT, Fester. But anyway. Good to have you back. Go rest up and be ready. We'll start the xeno hunt after preparations are done"

AND THAT'S THE END OF EPISODE 13, SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

updates are here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

OP will now go back to the grave, and Fester will die again next thread. See you around.

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)08:03:40 No.3834349

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)08:03:40 No.3834349

>>3834348
Thank for the bread OP, finally I was able to make it for majority of it.
And secured our bitchin' look. The most important part.

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z)
09/22/19(Sun)08:04:28 No.3834351

Anonymous (ID: 1hW7wp5z) 09/22/19(Sun)08:04:28 No.3834351

>>3834349
The next enemy is a barber

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)08:04:47 No.3834352

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)08:04:47 No.3834352

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3834348
I'll double down on my efforts to perma-kill Fester next thread

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)08:04:50 No.3834353

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)08:04:50 No.3834353

>>3834351
oh shit

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf)
09/22/19(Sun)08:05:13 No.3834354

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf) 09/22/19(Sun)08:05:13 No.3834354

>>3834348
Thanks for running, OP NotaPaladin.

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)12:25:23 No.3834601

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)12:25:23 No.3834601

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3834352
Or will you?

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)12:26:36 No.3834603

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)12:26:36 No.3834603

Rolled 718 (1d1337)

>>3834601
Will I?

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)12:28:42 No.3834605

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)12:28:42 No.3834605

>>3834354
Thanks OP™ NotaPaladin® for running this Super Robot pilot thing™ where we play as Edward™ and Fester®

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)12:33:00 No.3834618

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)12:33:00 No.3834618

Rolled 27353 (1d42069)

>>3834603
Will you

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)12:36:27 No.3834630

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)12:36:27 No.3834630

>>3834618
Will?

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf)
09/22/19(Sun)13:18:42 No.3834715

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf) 09/22/19(Sun)13:18:42 No.3834715

>>3834605
>Edward™ and Fester®
You forgot ~~Gar.~~

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5)
09/22/19(Sun)13:24:29 No.3834728

Anonymous (ID: BmTlqUK5) 09/22/19(Sun)13:24:29 No.3834728

>>3834715
Kill yourself name faggot

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf)
09/22/19(Sun)13:40:01 No.3834762

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf) 09/22/19(Sun)13:40:01 No.3834762

>>3834728
You'll have to go to OPNotPaladin's Twitter first. >>3834348
>https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs)
09/22/19(Sun)13:56:22 No.3834795

Anonymous (ID: g03cy4Rs) 09/22/19(Sun)13:56:22 No.3834795

>>3834630
Will Smith, how could you not have heard of the guy?

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/)
09/22/19(Sun)21:37:28 No.3835780

Anonymous (ID: /g8LF2q/) 09/22/19(Sun)21:37:28 No.3835780

>>3834715
GAR WAS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf)
09/22/19(Sun)22:55:11 No.3835994

New_Soviets !!6qMt6lRV7FM (ID: lrpQbMGf) 09/22/19(Sun)22:55:11 No.3835994

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>>3835780
>GAR WAS TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD
Post of the year. [[Attached image not sold separately. Warranty does not include GAR-PENGUIN-PLUSHIE.]]

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