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Today has been an exhausting day for you. You had to leave your NEET cave to restock your milk, but right as you left you found a package addressed to you. Inside was a green CD. You pocketed it, deciding to check it later, and continued your trek for milk. On your way you heard what sounded like a gang fight. Against your better judgement, you investigated further. You could barely believe your eyes. It was like something out of a cartoon. Some mutant black guy in a green shirt with a baseball bat was fighting what looked like a blue power ranger with a lowercase t on their chest.

You seemed to catch the tail end of the fight, as the blue power ranger is clocked over the head with the bat and knocked them to the ground. Some device on their belt opened up and spat out a similar looking disk to the one you found. Suddenly, you felt a stir in your pocket. The disk you got was glowing. In that moment, you felt something. A desire. And when you heard the screams of the next victim, you found the will to act on it. In a swift motion you ran over to the hopefully unconscious person and grabbed the device. It came off like a clip on tie. As you hastily examined it, you realized it looked just like a playstation. You brought it to your waist, a belt shot out and wrapped itself tightly around your waist.
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>>3760574
All that lead to this moment, where you insert your green disk into the device. A womans voice rings in your ears from seemingly nowhere when you close it. "Press Start to begin!" It repeats itself over and over. Moving your hand in the prime pressing position, a thought pushes its way in your brain.

What's the first meme that comes to mind when you think of /qst/?

>Dice: Something present in most, if not all Quests. so many memes surrounding these vengful pieces of digital plastic.
>Harems: More Quests than you can count have had sizable groups of girls pining for the protagonist. Practically a staple of the medium.
>Drawfags: These guys make the best Quests. Always a new piece of art with each update.
>Write-In: (Describe the meme in the best detail you can.)
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>>3760580
>Dice: Something present in most, if not all Quests. so many memes surrounding these vengful pieces of digital plastic.

The primordial chaos shall herald our salvation/doom!
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>>3760580
>>Drawfags: These guys make the best Quests. Always a new piece of art with each update.
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>>3760580
>Dice: Something present in most, if not all Quests. so many memes surrounding these vengful pieces of digital plastic.
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>>3760580
>>Write-In: (Describe the meme in the best detail you can.)
Eschatological predictions about the future, despaired whines about the present and nostalgia inebriating delusions about the past; of questing in general and /qst/ in particular.
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>>3760580
>Dice

Give me dice or give me dice-death.
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>>3760598
>>3760609
You've finally made up your mind: Dice. CLICK! The voice is cut off, and for a moment everything goes completely still. Suddenly you're engulfed in a bright green light. When your eyes adjust, things look more red than before. You bring your hand up to your face, and feel something akin to plastic. Then it hits you, you've transformed! Your body is covered in black armor with light blue lines running through it. Two big dice hang off your shoulders as pads. One reads "20" on the front, the other "1" You feel your face further, and you find four big clover leaves jut out of the corners of your face. The voice returns

"Endless Creativity! Infinite Shitposts! /qst/ Chan!"

The mutant seems to have heard it to, as its attention is diverted away from the girl and on to you. It approaches. "You picked the wrong fight, fool!" It raises its bat to you. You need to think fast. How do you engage?

Attack directly: Run up and try socking it in the face.
Defend: That bat looks dangerous, you should protect yourself.
Try to pin it down: You could help give that girl a chance to run away.
Use your... Meme: Doesn't make much sense, but the thought kind of feels natural.
Write In: You need to think of something else, all this options suck!
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>>3760625
>Attack directly: Run up and try socking it in the face.
Rider kick!
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>>3760625
>Attack directly: Run up and try socking it in the face.

Anon! Remember the basics of cqc!
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>>3760625
>Try to pin it down: You could help give that girl a chance to run away.
We wouldn't be an Ally of Justice otherwise.
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>>3760640
>>3760634
The best defense is a good offense! You run up to meet the monster half way. Unfortunately for you, this gives him the prime chance to knock your block off. He lifts his bat up, swings it directly at you! 9! It's not enough to beat your AC: 16! You dodge under it, and go in for an upper cut!

Roll a d20!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3760669
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3760669
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3760669
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>>3760698
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>>3760696
(This is best of 3 BTW)
>>3760696
17! Add in your current strength and divide it by 2, 10/2=5, and you get a total of 22 to hit him! And since you're just using your fists, it's just your raw STR for damage. You do 10 total damage to the monster! "OH FUCK!" It screams in pain!

It certainly looked like enough to stagger it, and you think you heard something crack. It's gonna be a second before he regains his footing. What do now?

>Keep attacking: We got 'em on the ropes! Don't let up!
>Go help the girl escape: Now's our chance, get out of here now!
>Seriously, use the meme: This itch in your brain is really pissing you off.
>Write In: You need to think of something a bit more creative!
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>>3760711
>Keep attacking: We got 'em on the ropes! Don't let up!

Keep up the pressure!
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>>3760711
>>Seriously, use the meme: This itch in your brain is really pissing you off.
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>>3760711
>>Keep attacking: We got 'em on the ropes! Don't let up!
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>>3760711
>ADDITIONAL AGGRESSION
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>>3760711
>Seriously, use the meme: This itch in your brain is really pissing you off.
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>>3760722
>>3760732
You don't use your special attack on a generic enemy. Save it for a dramatic moment!
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>>3760719
>>3760722
>>3760728
Damn. We really doin Big Smoke like that, huh.
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>>3760719
>>3760724
>>3760728
You ain't letting this fatass get out of this alive. You go in for another strike while he looks like he's about to fall on his ass. This time aiming straight for the nose.

ROLL AGAIN BOYS!
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

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>>3760749
19! 24 total!

You take the extra time you got from staggering him to really put some thought into your punch. You focus on his disfigured face, where it looks like it might hurt most. Take a step back, wind up, and then you put all your might into caving it's skull in. If it even has a skull. It certainly feels like it, you connect your fist and the world briefly seems to slow down. A small shock wave erupts from your punch. You notice the fat on its face takes a moment to catch up with the rest of him. Multiple teeth fly out of its mouth before it lands on the ground with a resounding THUD. Cracking the pavement.

Y-you did it! You're actually a bit surprised you beat that thing without a scratch on you. You begin to celebrate, but your sudden cheers are cut off by a groan from the monster. "I ain't finished yet." This can't be, that punch practically ruined its face! Well, what's left to ruin. How is that thing still standing? A voice chirps up from behind the creature. It's that girl who was being attacked a moment ago.

"A finisher! Use your finisher!" A finisher? What's that? What are you going to do now?

>Keep hitting it: That was already working so well.
>Now actually run: You might not be able to beat this thing. But you can certainly escape
>MEME!: Shut up! I'm trying to think!
>Use a finisher?: You're not sure what that is, maybe the girl can help you figure that out?
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>>3760779
>MEME!: Shut up! I'm trying to think!
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>>3760779
>>MEME!: Shut up! I'm trying to think!
TOH!
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>>3760779
>Meme

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>3760779
>>MEME!: Shut up! I'm trying to think!
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"JESUS CHRIST, FINE! IF IT WILL SHUT YOU UP! USE THE MEME!" You shout loudly, fed up with this damn instinct. You don't even know what you're doing, but you try to use the mem-SHWING! Your shoulder dice light up, one pops off and starts spinning in the air rapidly. The monster finally got up, and runs towards you, bat swinging wildly. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" The dice stops on "15"! The monsters movements suddenly get more sluggish. You anticipate a swing to the head, and roll out of the way! The dice returns to your shoulder while the mutant reorientates himself. He looks ready to come at you swinging again.

"Seriously, you can't beat it without using your finisher!" The girl screams again, pulling you out of the moment. What do?

(You can now make yourself or enemies roll a flat d20 for a dice based action on command. You think there's a cost, but you're not sure exactly what right now.)

>Use your finisher: Maybe that girl has a point, if that meme worked out so well, maybe this finisher will too.
>Hit him again: You feel confident. Attack him this time, he's going down!
>Run: You've pushed your luck, time to cut your losses and get out of here!
>Write In: Put that thick skull of yours to work.
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>>3760814
>Use your finisher: Maybe that girl has a point, if that meme worked out so well, maybe this finisher will too.
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>>3760814
>>Use your finisher: Maybe that girl has a point, if that meme worked out so well, maybe this finisher will too.
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>>3760814
>>Use your finisher: Maybe that girl has a point, if that meme worked out so well, maybe this finisher will too.
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>>3760814
>>Use your finisher: Maybe that girl has a point, if that meme worked out so well, maybe this finisher will too.
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>>3760817
>>3760818
>>3760819
>>3760826
Listening worked once before, maybe it can work again. Once you figure out how. "How do I do a finisher?" You shout back at her, nervously eyeing the angry gangster racing towards you. She looks shocked for a brief moment, and thinks to herself.

"Uhh. How many buttons are on your belt?!"

You check. "Two! One says Start the other says Eject!" Times running out. It's halfway to you.

"PRESS START! PRESS START!" She screams. You press start, once again your dice lift off your shoulders. Both of them settle back on your shoulders on 20. The mysterious nowhere woman's voice speaks up once more. "CRITICAL SUCCESS STRIKE!" You feel full of energy! Like you're about to burst! Mostly around your fist. It comes naturally, you rear back like before, and right as the monster is about to knock your block off you hit it square in the chest. All the energy is released! It's rocketed backwards with a small explosion.

"Aw shit nigg-" KABOOM! It errupts in a firely explosion a few yards away from you! You can feel the heat through your mask, and you stumble back from the shock wave. When the smoke clears, you see no monster. Just an old woman lying face first on the ground. Oh shit, you hope she wasn't caught up in the explosion! Meanwhile the girl's cheering at the top of her lungs.

What do?

>Help granny now: She might seriously be hurt.
>Confront the girl and thank her: She was really helpful.
>Confront the girl and insult her: I didn't need your help!
>Run off: Your job is done, you don't wanna be seen like this.
>Write in: Maybe something else?
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>>3760840
>Confront the girl and thank her: She was really helpful.
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>>3760862
Maybe she knows how to take the suit off so I don't spook the lady.
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>>3760840
>Confront the girl and thank her: She was really helpful.
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>>3760840
>Help granny now: She might seriously be hurt.
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>>3760870
You're not sure you could've figured out how to beat that thing without that girls help. You run over to her, man you feel kind of winded. "hey thanks for your help. That was really handy back theeeeeeeeee-" You drone on as you finally get a good look at the girl. Her black hair, which looks dyed judging by the brown roots, is pulled up into two pigtails, she's caked in makeup to the point where her skin looks like pale plastic. She's wearing a Japanese school uniform, but the skirt looks way to small. And she has a colorful backpack. You note to yourself that it's currently Sunday. She's like a foot shorter than you. With a big smile on her face, you realize. She's a weeaboo. "-eeere...."

She puts her hand to her mouth as she almost forces a "cute" giggle out. "Thanks! It was Watashi Kawa Ingo! What's your name!?" Her shout is definitely more painful up close. Maybe she didn't need help with that monster. But, your name? It's been a while since you've told anyone your name.

>Tell her your real name: Tokuza Sagi.
>Lie and tell her a fake name: Write in your own name (Your real name is still your real name).
>Just don't tell her your name at all:

And how do you react:
>Positively: It's nice that people can be so interested in Japan
>Negative: Oh god, not a weeaboo
>Brush her off, go help the old lady.
>Walk away and go home: You just can't handle the rest of today.
>Write In: Optional special path #0298 may await you here.
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>>3760903
>Just don't tell her your name at all
>Brush her off, go help the old lady.
Nope.
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>>3760903
>Just don't tell her your name at all
>Brush her off, go help the old lady.
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>>3760903
>>Just don't tell her your name at all:
>Brush her off, go help the old lady.
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>>3760919
>>3760946
Yeah... you don't have time for this. Rolling your eyes behind your mask, you turn away and lightly jog to the old lady. Much to the dismay of Kawa. "H-hey! Wait! Matte! You haven't told me your name." She tripped in her hurry, you're not sure if that was intentional or not.

When you reach the old lady, you notice she's sat herself up. She's wearing normal people clothes, a white T-shirt with black pants and sunglasses on. You Kneel down and help support her sitting up. "Are you OK ma'am?"

In her dazed state, she slightly slurs "oh, that's the last time I drink the hard shit."

Your confused look manages to come through your mask. "Uhh, excuse me?"

Her eyes finally seem to clear up as she gets a good look at you. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there dear." She gives you a once over, with a minorly surprised look. "Oh, are you out in your Halloween costume? Did I pass out in the parking lot of a grocers again?"

You feel slightly insulted by her calling your armor a Halloween costume, even though that's pretty much what it looks like. "Uhh..."

"HEY!" You're cut off by Kawa finally catching up to you. She bends waist forward, putting out a foot to make sure she doesn't fall on her face, and meets your eye level. "It's rude to just walk away from a lady like that!"

How do you respond?

>Insult her: You're not a lady.
>Ignore her again: That's gotta hurt
>Apologize: It was kind of mean
>Write In: Explain in detail why.

What do you tell the old lady?
>The truth: There was some monster here that blew up. I think you might've been caught in the explosion.
>The lie: Probably, you should get home as soon as possible
>Ignore Granny: You need to deal with this loud girl now.
>Write In: Make up your own lie/way of telling the truth or whatever.
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>>3760967
>Apologize in an insulting manner
"Sorry, sir."

>Ignore Granny
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>>3760967
>Apologize: It was kind of mean

>The lie: Probably, you should get home as soon as possible
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>>3760967
>>3760994
On second thought,
>Ignore her again
>Tell the old lady the truth
She's prolly gonna think we're just making shit up anyways
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>>3761015
>>3761021
Oh me oh my, it's a tie. Looks like I'll need to fix this. Random roll, which ever it lands on, will be the winner. GO!
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>>3761015
You sigh heavily, dealing with this girl is a bit of a pain. But still, "I'm sorry for walking away like that. OK?"

Her brow furrows as she hmms to herself. "Are you really sorry?" She asks, pointing directly between your eyes.

"Yes." Maybe.

"OK!" Wow, she was easy to convince.

You turn your attention back to the old lady. Not only are you not sure she'd really believe the crazy shit you just went through. But she might freak out if she thought she almost died. "Uhh, yeah. Sure. You should probably get home soon." You say while helping her up and then patting her on her back.

"Oh, of course. Now I'm ready for round two." She chuckles to herself and walks off at a pace faster than you'd expect from some one her age.

Kawa pipes up once the old ladies out of ear shot, "why did you lie to her?"

"Because," you reply, becoming increaasingly exhausted. "it's not like she'd believe that she was hit by an exploding mutant gangster who was killed by some power ranger."

A look of confusion grows on her face. "Wait, that's wrong."

"Excuse me?"

"What you just said, that's wrong. That wasn't a mutant. She wasn't hit by it, and you're NOT a power ranger!" She explains, growing slightly frustrated at the last part.

"And what makes you so sure?" You ask, with your irritation growing by the fucking second.

"Because," she continues, her voice gettin louder with each word. "I've seen this all before! Like 20 times!" Her smile's a mile wide again.

NEXT TIME! ON KAMEN RIDER CHAN!

Finally get some answers, next session! This Tuesday, 4:10PM Central Standard Time!
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>>3761131
She scares me QM.
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>>3761131
Shit, missed the rest of the session. Thanks for running.
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You rub the side of your helmet, trying to nurse your growing headache. You don't get out much in the first place, but already today, hell the past ten minutes have been really exhausting. "OK, so let's start from the beginning." You take a moment to let out a long sigh. "How was I wrong, exactly?"

Kawa's face lights up like a christmas tree, as she leans back to take in a deep breath, "so first of all, that probably wasn't a mutant. Mutants are stuck the way they are after they've mutated. That was more like a specialized monster that a person turns into on command, likely against their will. They're always called something different." She greatly exhales from all that talking and slumps over.

You're stunned for a brief moment. ".... Uh-huh... so w-"

"-As for the old lady" she cuts in "she was probs the one turned into that thing. Her memory loss of what happened means she was turned against her will." You try to insert an additional question, but before you can even open your mouth, Kawa just keeps talking. "And you're a Kamen Rider! Not a power ranger! Power rangers are made by americans using redubbed Super Sentai footage. Kamen Rider's exclusive to Japan, outside of around two adaptations." She breathes in and drops to sit on the ground.

You give her a second to continue, in case she wants to interrupt you again.... Nothing?... "OK, can you tell me-"

"Also" OH COME THE FUCK ON! "cool suit! I like your henshin too!" She smiles once more.

"Thanks." You say, rolling your eyes and joining her on the ground. Oh good lord it feels good to take a load off.

"Got any more questions?!" she asks, not unlike a fan ready to keep droning on about their favorite TV show.

(continued)
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"Sure." What questions would you like to ask her?

>What is Kamen Rider, exactly?
>What did you mean when you said you've seen this 20 times?
>Know anything about me?
>Write in: Ask anything you want, all questions will be answered.

After questions are done, what do you want to do next?
>Offer to escort her home?
>Say your goodbyes and go home?
>Say your goodbyes and go somewhere else?
>Ask her to go somewhere else with you?
>Write in: I'm just a narrator, not a day planner.

"Sooooo...." She shuffles, slightly anxious while you're thinking.

"What?"

"Are you gonna... you know?" She asks, bitting her lip and leaning towards you.

You lean back, far back in response. "No, I don't know."

"De-henshin, baka!"

You take a moment to recover from that. "What? What's a henshin?"

She puts her whole body into rolling her eyes and sighing. "Your suit." She points at your belt. "Are you going to take it off? You look tired. Taking it off might help."

It is pretty hot out. Even though that doesn't really feel like that much of a problem. But you do feel exhausted.
>Reveal your identity and face to her and take your suit off
>Don't, it'd be kind of awkward anyway. You're not even sure you can entirely trust this girl.
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>>3766447
>What did you mean when you said you've seen this 20 times?

>Say your goodbyes and go somewhere else?
Makes sure she isn't following

>Don't, it'd be kind of awkward anyway. You're not even sure you can entirely trust this girl.
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>>3766447
>What is Kamen Rider, exactly?

>Ask her to go somewhere else with you?
Anywhere we can sit down and discuss this?

>Don't, we're still getting used to this weird Power Ranger transformation thing.
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>>3766459
>>3766473
Welp, since I don't think we're gonna be getting any more votes, let's b-break this tie on where you go!
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>>3766473
You try to wipe some sweat off your brow, forgetting your helmet for a moment. "Nah, I'm good. Wearing this suit ain't that bad. I think I just need to sit down for a bit."

Kawa drops her over excited act for a moment. "Are you sure? A bunch of riders get exhausted after their first henshin."

"Yeah, I'm fine. I need to get used to it anyway." You lay back on the concrete, and discover the inside of this helmet has cushions! Nice. "What is a Kamen Rider, exactly?"

Once again, Kawa's back to her normal self. As normal as she's been the past few minutes that is. "I'm so glad you asked! Kamen Rider is a Japanese Tokusatsu series that aired back in 1971! It's about this guy who's experimented on and turned into a mutant cyborg. But Kamen Rider escaped before they could brain wash him into being a soldier, and used his powers for good! There was tons of other riders after him!"

You're stunned for a brief moment, processing all of that information. "I'm not a mutant cyborg, am I?" Is the first thing that comes to your mind.

This time Kawa's giggle seems a bit genuine, if exaggerated. "Of course not, baka! You're probably just enhanced from your driver, the thing on your belt."

Oh yeah, your belt. You haven't given it too much thought yet. Makes sense, you guess. "So what did you mean when you said you've seen this 20 times before."

This shocks Kawa briefly, almost like she was hoping you wouldn't ask that. "Well.... not EXACTLY twenty times. More like... seven or so..." She seems genuinely embarrassed by this.

You let out a solid chuckle "not much of a super fan you make yourself out to be, ain'tchya?"

She puffs her cheeks out in anger. "Hey give me a break!" Ah jeez your ears again. "I got school to deal with, and I only got into the series last year! I don't have all the free time in the world!"

"Alright, alright! I'm sorry!" You apologize while desperately trying to cover your ears through your helmet.
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>>3766541
Enough questions, you should leave her alone now. "Alright, I'm not gonna bother you anymore. Nice meeting you, Kawa." You sit up and hold your hand out for her to shake it. She eagerly takes it with both of her hands, swinging it up and down.

"Oh no, the pleasure is all mine!" You manage to pry your hand away from her, then get up and start walking out of the parking lot you were hanging out in. "Hey wait!" She shouts before you can really gain some distance to her. "Where are you going?!"

"Somewhere!" You're not entirely sure yourself. But you don't want her following you. You round the corner of a nearby grocery store and wait a second, before peaking out your head around the corner. She's chasing you. She isn't very fast. "HEY!" You shout, startling her. "Don't follow me!" You see her stomp her foot in anger, before continuing your dash to... somewhere.

You're now in the middle of the small town you live in, the sun will be setting in a few hours. Where do you go?
>Home: today's been absolutely exhausting, you're ready for a nap.
>The store: You were supposed to get milk after all.
>Go check out some motorcycles: Those Riders she showed you had motorcycles, maybe you should get one too in case.
>Stroll about: See what happens?
>Write In: Something I haven't thought of.

Also, now that you're alone do you finally take your suit off?
>Yes: It'll be too weird to be seen walking around like this.
>No: I need to be on my toes no matter what.
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>>3766545
>Home: today's been absolutely exhausting, you're ready for a nap.
>Yes: It'll be too weird to be seen walking around like this.
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>>3766545
>The store: You were supposed to get milk after all.

I'll be damned if we let this tiny distraction prevent us from accomplishing our one task for the day! Also, we're going to need all the calcium we can get now that we're a mutant powerranger

>Yes: It'll be too weird to be seen walking around like this.

When was the last time YOU saw a guy with two d20s for paldrons walk into your local Publix?
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>>3766545
>The Store
>Yes
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>>3766545
>The store: You were supposed to get milk after all.

>Yes: It'll be too weird to be seen walking around like this.

But end it with a pose!
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>>3766591
We're also going to need a catchphrase.
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>>3766600
My suggestion?

>Start Session, Henshin!
>Eject Session, Power Down!

Based around the two buttons /qst/ rider has.
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>>3766590
>>3766591
Finally, you can strip now that you're alone. How do you get this thing off? You try to take your helmet off the old fashioned way. No good, this thing is connected to the rest of the suit. No zipper on the back either. This thing is really well sealed. You could probably head into space or underwater and not need oxygen. Heh, as if.

Maybe your "driver" as Kawa called it can get you out of this thing. You examine it again. Still only two buttons. Start probably won't work. That just made you stronger. There's the other one, Eject? You press it-WAP! The top of it opens and shoots out your disk. It nails you between the eyes. Fuck that kind of hurt. Thankfully, you're able to rub your sore head this time. The suit's finally off. And the disk is on the ground, face down.

You pick it up and notice it's different. It's got the 4chan logo on it and the title "/qst/". Guess you... fixed it? Upgraded it? You're not sure, hopefully it still works. You pocket it and take your driver off. As easy as before when you took it off that gu-OH SHIT! You forgot about him! The dude who looked kinda like you that got their ass beat. Hope he's OK.

Still, you have your priorities. The thing you came out to get in the first place. Milk. With a quick pose, pointing in the direction you intend to go, you set off on your quest for milk. It's a short quest, and within a few minutes you manage to walk into a nearby convenience store. Milk here's cheap enough, won't eat into your budget that much. A half gallon should do.

As you make your way to the counter, you suddenly stop. Your stomach rumbles, and the snack sections looking pretty tasty. You feel yourself wavering to your own hunger. What do?

Snacks!
>Resist the temptation: Pay only for the milk. You have food at home!
>Give in: You're so hungry, you can't help yourself! (Write in what snacks you want. Or just go hog wild and get anything)

Where to after this?
>Home: This milk's feeling kinda heavy.
>Look for that other Rider: They could be hurt.
>Wander: See where your legs take you.
>Write In: You know the drill.
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>>3766617
Those sound like something the belt would say. I meant a catchphrase like "count up your sins" or "just a passing through Kamen Rider".
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>>3766638
>Resist the temptation: Pay only for the milk. You have food at home!

>Home: This milk's feeling kinda heavy.

A Ranger must have discipline if he is to fight for Justice!
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>>3766638
>Give in: a nondescript candy bar.

>Home: This milk's feeling kinda heavy.
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>>3766638
>Resist the temptation
>Home
Gotta get our priorities straight.
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>>3766638

>Resist the temptation: Pay only for the milk. You have food at home!
While the fight and transformation took a lot of energy we can wait.

>Home: This milk's feeling kinda heavy.

Don't want it to spoil and we need food.

>>3766643
I suggest that Sugi binge watches Kamen Rider (since it appears to be a form of media in this universe) to figure out what he wants.

Though he does seem to know what a power ranger is. So he does have some sentai knowledge.

Bet he's a Tommy fan.
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>>3766638
>>Resist the temptation: Pay only for the milk. You have food at home!

>Write In: You know the drill.
Go home and spend time on 4chan
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>>3766662
Sagi*
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>>3766638
>>Look for that other Rider: They could be hurt.
Gotta skwad up!
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>>3766658
>>3766662
>>3766663
It all looks soooooo yummy. But, you're on a budget! You will stay strong in the face of delicious evil! You march on, to the counter. The clerk looks ready to die. You sympathize with him as you pay for your milk. Then, you walk home at a brisk pace. Can't let your milk go bad already. Then about ten minutes in you resolve on walking. Definitely exhausted.

By the time you make it home, you feel ready to drop on the ground. It wasn't even that long of a walk, and it was mostly at night. But you're still utterly pooped. However, the inviting sight of your probably abandoned house helps you relax before you even sit down. You approach it from the front, then go around back for your own door. You wish you lived in the upper part, but instead you've found it better to squat in the basement. It's a lot cooler down there, and there's no direct door into the house. You've lived here for about three years and haven't been bothered once. At the moment, you'd like to keep that streak going.

You take off the padlock you personally added to the door and then descend into your home. It's a bit gross, there's cobwebs everywhere. And most of the basement is filled with old junk. But you have your own corner that's kept relatively clean. A small fridge that you found down here, an old bed with new sheets. And your desk, which holds a computer you actually spent a pretty penny building. It's your most prized possession.

You shove your milk in the fridge, then swiftly drop on your bed. Kicking up a lot of dust. Today was so exhausting. You feel like sleeping, but there's a few other things you could do.
>Sleep now: No, no other things. Let's just sleep now and do them tomorrow.
>Browse 4chan: A bit of shitposting before bed never hurt. (What board do you wanna browse?)
>Research Kamen Riders a bit more: Kawa was helpful, but you think you could find more out on your own.
>EAT: You could probably squeeze in a meal before bed time.
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>>3766706
>>Research Kamen Riders a bit more: Kawa was helpful, but you think you could find more out on your own.
Knowledge is power.
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>>3766706
>Sleep now: No, no other things. Let's just sleep now and do them tomorrow.
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>>3766706
>Research Kamen Riders a bit more: Kawa was helpful, but you think you could find more out on your own.

Sleep deprivation is a /qst/ tradition!
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>>3766706

>Research Kamen Riders a bit more: Kawa was helpful, but you think you could find more out on your own.
>>Browse 4chan: A bit of shitposting before bed never hurt. (What board do you wanna browse?)

Check for info and shitposting on /m/
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>>3766724
>>3766728
Sleep... man sleep sounds really nice. But, it helps to not be completely in the dark. Maybe you could get some more answers without having to deal with that girl again. You roll yourself out of bed, only barely catching yourself before you fall flat on your face. Then make your way to boot up your computer.

What should you look up next? Maybe, just "Kamen Rider" would work. There's a number of results. One of which being a video called "an introduction to Kamen Rider." You check it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znIA-I3O5PA

It's pretty handy in giving you the run down on what Kamen Rider is, and you even think you can see some parallels with some of the riders and yourself. But nothing that helps with your specific situation. You then search for the name you heard your belt call you. "Kamen Rider /qst/ Chan" Still nothing. Just a bunch of info about other riders. At least now you're not entirely ignorant on what Kamen Rider is.

You can probably only manage to do one thing before you pass out. What do?
>Grrrrrrrr: You're really hungry. Maybe eating could give you a better idea on what to do
>Sleep: Time to call it a night, you can figure this all out when you're not exhausted
>Browse 4chan: Take a load off and shitpost a bit.
>Try something new to research: Write in on what to research
>Write In action: Try something new.
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>>3766746
>Sleep: Time to call it a night, you can figure this all out when you're not exhausted
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>>3766746
>>Sleep: Time to call it a night, you can figure this all out when you're not exhausted

I wonder whats the story behind our boy living in this abandoned building, Apart from being generally unsuccessful I mean.
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>>3766766
That's probably the limit of what you're going to find for now. Plus, you just wanna get some fucking sleep already. You turn your computer off, and go back to your bed. The blankets are pretty thin, but comforting none the less. Easily, you drift into sleep. And dream.

In your dream you're just walking around town, enjoying the sights. When suddenly, dice. Being thrown at you from all sides. You can't see who's throwing them. You just keep getting pelted. You run, but you can't escape. The dice keep hitting you. Dice of all kinds, D6, D4, D20, D100's. All slamming into you. One nails you really hard in the back of the knee and you drop down. The dice won't let up. They keep hitting you. They're starting to pile up. More and more. You're now buried in dice. You can't feel them hitting you anymore. Dice.

You wake up in a cool sweat, hyperventilating from the nightmare. You pat your body, no bruises. You're fine. It was just a dream. You fall back to your pillow, staring at the ceiling. You get the feeling today's going to be even longer than yesterday.

How do you spend your morning?
>Eat breakfast: Most important meal of the day.
>Shitpost on 4chan: Get it out of your system before having to deal with anything today.
>Mess around with your driver and disk: See if you can figure out anything special about them.
>Check the news: See if there's anything important in the world you missed
>Write In: How do YOU all spend your mornings?
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>>3766789
>Eat breakfast: Most important meal of the day.
>Shitpost on 4chan: Get it out of your system before having to deal with anything today.
I know that I've done both before.
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>>3766789
>Eat breakfast: Most important meal of the day.
>Shitpost on 4chan: Get it out of your system before having to deal with anything today.
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>>3766832
You feel like you're starving. The hunger's really getting to ya. You throw yourself out of bed, and get to what you call the kitchen. Though it's really just a hot plate, microwave, and a fridge. You opt for the simplier meat, a nice hearty bowl of Generic-Os breakfast cereal. Then make your way back to your computer. You need something to calm your nerves. Shitposting usually helps that. You browse your favorite board while enjoying your cereal. Tastes generic. Much like the threads live today.

As you put your bowl in your sink, you turn your head to your front door. Normally, you'd spend another week or so hulled up in this room. But, you get the feeling maybe you should go outside again today. There is still that guy who went missing. And maybe more monsters have shown up.

What do?
>Go outside and wander: See where your legs take you.
>Go patrolling for a monster: Who knows when something like that last one will show up.
>Look for the other Rider: They might be in trouble.
>Write In: What do you feel like doing?
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>>3766838
>Go outside and wander: See where your legs take you.
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>>3766838
>>Look for the other Rider: They might be in trouble.
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>>3766838
>>Look for the other Rider: They might be in trouble.
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>>3766846
>>3766928
Many apologies for the delay, something suddenly came up and took me away from writing. We continue.

Maybe some sunshine would do you good. You put on some new clothes, a simple T-shirt and some jeans, then make you way out the door. When suddenly you're reminded, you almost forgot you're driver. You get the sense that you shouldn't leave it behind. You run back and snatch it and the disk up before making you way outside finally. It seems you've slept for a long time, it's already the afternoon. Hopefully you can find that other Rider soon. You're not sure how you'll find them, but maybe a bit of wandering will lead you in the right direction.

You finally make you way into town. It's a lot busier than yesterday. Where could that other Rider be hiding? Where you fought your first monster? No, they're not a criminal, they wouldn't return to the scene of a crime. Perhaps they made their way to the hospital. That seems like a good place to start

As you stroll along through town a strange sight falls upon your eyes. A taxi cab that's crashed in the front of a Wendy's. That seems bad. You briefly wonder to yourself if your powers might be of help. Only one way to find out. With a sudden burst of conviction, you rush over to the crash site, people piling up trying to get a look at the wreckage. You part through the sea of onlookers and come face to face with a surreal sight. A man steps out from the wreckage, arms absolutely full of fast food. Fries dropping from his haul. You catch a look at his face, his eyes are as red as the sun, his hair looks like it hasn't been washed in months. The uncut beard he's rocking doesn't fare much better. His clothes look like he just pulled them fresh out of a dumpster. To top it all off, he somehow manages to look both overweight and skinny at the same time. Could he be a-

"You dudes ain't gettin' none of my snacks! I got the munchies something fierce!" He shouts in a dulled tone suddenly as he blows a huge cloud of smoke that completely envelops the crowd. You catch a strong wiff of it. Oh god, it smells like weed. "LMAO!"

This has to be a monster. This smoke should provide yourself some good cover. You pull out your driver, and slap it straight on your waist. It hugs you tightly as you insert the disk. A familiar voice pipes up: "Press Start to begin!" And you're left with only one question:

Do you say "henshin!"?
>Yes
>No

See the answer, NEXT TIME ON KAMEN RIDER CHAN!

Tokuza faces off against the dazed destroyer, this friday at 4:00PM CST!

Thanks for playing!
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>>3767068
>Yes
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>>3767068
>Inhale
>Exhale

>"Yes."
Henshin ago ago baby!
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>>3767068
>>Yes

Session start!
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>>3767068
>specifically >>3767227
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>>3767406
I appreciate the reference but am against using it.
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>>3767068
If we beat this guy will we get the Kamen Rider 420 chan mode?
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>>3768710
I don't think we're going to be copying full imageboards, anon.
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>>3768717
Just /weed/ then?
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>>3768718
I don't think we'll get anything, now that I think about it. Did we get anything like a Disc from killing Granny Smoke?
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>I don't think we'll get anything
Don't be such a spoil sport, Anon. Hard hero work is always rewarded.
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>>3767068
LET'S KICK THINGS BACK IN GEAR!

The air is stagnant, full of smoke. You can't see past a foot in front of you. Doesn't stop you from activating your belt. Your drivers voice is cut off. In the sudden silence you sneak in a word. "Henshin!" In a flash your suit materializes on you, your dice slam themselves on your shoulders. The shock wave from your transformation blowing all the smoke away. The attention of the crowd is suddenly on you, camera flashes fire off from it. Your driver quiets them down briefly once more.

"Endless creativity! Infinite shitposts! /qst/ Chan!"

The crowd mummers excitedly, seeing your debut. They part fully to give you a straight shot to the monster. You gotta say, all eyes on you like this, it's giving you a bit of a rush. You put your whole body into pointing at the monster. "Hey ugly!" The monster turns his attention directly to you. Dazed and trying to properly see you. "I won't let you endanger these people, or steal food anymore!" Bit basic, but it seems to get across with the people, as a few of them clap for you.

The monster sets his food down on a nearby table, then limbers up preparing to throw down. "This is so bogus dude."

You've engaged DUDE WEED LMAO. How would you like to

ENGAGE:
>Full on assault: Chance for multiple attacks depending on the roll
>Defensive assault: Single attack, But you take less damage if hit
>Full defense: You don't attack, but take a lot less damage if hit
>Grapple: See if you can hold him down in all this.
>Write In: Take your own custom action

And side options. You can make these independent of engaging options
>Use a meme: You only have DICE right now, which reduces any action to a pure dice roll. Raw chance
>Taunt (Write In on how you taunt him)
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>>3772299
>Offensive assault: Single attack, But you take less damage if hit

Save the taunt for the middle of the fight.
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>>3772299
>Defensive assault: Single attack, But you take less damage if hit
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>>3772379
>>3772391
This guy seems like he might be a bit stronger than the monster before. Playing things a bit safer seems like the better option for now. You dash from the crowd, rapidly closing the gap between you and the monster. He's ready though, and takes a strong swing at you. It's not fast enough to catch you. You deflect it with your left arm and go in for the hit with your right.

ROLL D20!
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3772404
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>>3772391
Hey, where did you go?
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>>3772424
I'm right here.

>>3772408
Damn, that's a pretty bad roll.

Your confidence is rising. This guy's about to get destroyed. Your fist rockets into his huge beer belly, the impact sends ripples across his skin. Then, suddenly the ripples come back and thrust your fist back at you, causing you to stumble a few feet away from him. That did nothing! He chuckles to himself, and slurs out a few worlds. "C'mon. Izzat all ya got?!" Damn, that went horrible!

You're now in the middle of a totaled Wendy's, most tables and chairs have been over turned, save for the one the monster set his massive pile of food on. The people are watching you with baited breath, all eyes and phone cameras on you. What do?


ENGAGE:
>Full on assault: Chance for multiple attacks depending on the roll
>Defensive assault: Single attack, But you take less damage if hit
>Full defense: You don't attack, but take a lot less damage if hit
>Grapple: See if you can hold him down in all this.
>Write In: Take your own custom action

And side options.
>Use a meme: You only have DICE right now, which reduces any action to a pure dice roll. Raw chance
>Taunt (Write In on how you taunt him)
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>>3772424
Ah shit, I'm an idiot. You meant this guy >>3772391 Writing's so disorienting.
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>>3772426
>Full on assault: Chance for multiple attacks depending on the roll

If you're not doing damage you just aren't hitting hard enough!
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>>3772426
>Full on assault: Chance for multiple attacks depending on the roll
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>>3772434
>>3772442
Brave, bold. Let's see how it turns out.

You shake your hand lightly, that didn't even really hurt. Better try going in harder! You run up to him, not even caring that he's lining up an attack straight for your head. This time you're going to hit him before he hits you!

Give me the rolls again boys!
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3772450
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Oooo, just barely.

All in! You put your whole body into it this time, slamming blow after blow in his gut, pulling your hand back before the shock wave can reach you. He takes a disoriented swing at your head, but it's so obvious even when you're focused that you duck out of the way. He clips your dice a bit, though you think that hurt him more than your punches. Using your low position, you jump into an upper cut, perfectly connecting with his jaw. You can hear his teeth breaking, a few even fly out. He's launched straight back into his pile of food. It buries him in greasy goods. The onlookers cheer, thinking you've beaten him.

Then he sits up out of the food pile, sending some food in your face to gently slide off your mask. "Not cool, dude." He slowly gets up out of the pile. And now's your chance to make your next move. What do?

ENGAGE:
>Full on assault: Chance for multiple attacks depending on the roll
>Defensive assault: Single attack, But you take less damage if hit
>Full defense: You don't attack, but take a lot less damage if hit
>Grapple: See if you can hold him down in all this.
>Write In: Take your own custom action

And side options.
>Use a meme: You only have DICE right now, which reduces any action to a pure dice roll. Raw chance
>Taunt (Write In on how you taunt him)
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>>3772484
>Defensive assault: Single attack, But you take less damage if hit

>Taunt
Aww, lil' junkie got nothing for his munchies?
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>>3772495
+1
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>>3772495
>>3772505
You're unstoppable! He hasn't even landed a single hit on you. Your feet bounce lightly off the ground, and you hold your arms out. "Aww, what? Little junkie got nothing for his munchies!" He scowls and growls at you, then grabs a chair and throws a chair at you. You swiftly step out of the way letting it smash a window. Then move in for the hard strike.

ROLL D20!
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>>3772509
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>>3772505
You better roll this time.
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>>3772511
Ooooo that's gotta hurt.

You're energy is through the roof! This guy can't hit you, your taunts are sick, the crowd's cheering for you! You have the feeling you can't lose! So why not spice things up!? Once you're in range you throw your lower body up in the air, bracing for the kick that's about to ruin this guys face! Only to completely wiff it, and spin around, landing on your stomach. Your head right at the monsters feet. "I-I meant to do that!" You say as the monster pulls back his leg to kick you like a soccer ball!

This isn't good, you need to think of something quick!

>Full assault: Try to punch his legs and knock him off balance!
Defensive assault: Roll out of the way of his kick then sweep his feet
Full defense: Try to catch his leg as it hits you
>Get up: Try to get up before he can kick your teeth in
>Write In: Find your own way to get out of this

Side options:
Meme: Dice might help prevent your face from caving in
Taunt: You're so confident you can get out of this, you're ready to keep talking shit.
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>>3772539
>Full defense: Try to catch his leg as it hits you

The fuck are these rolls, man. And where's that other anon that just pops in for choices?

>Meme: Dice might help prevent your face from caving in
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>The fuck are these rolls, man.
Don't do weed kids, it gives you bad rolls.
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>>3772518
Sorry. I'm not paying as much attention to the thread as I should. Hey op, is it ok for us to roll again if nobody else is rolling?
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>>3772545
+1
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How about this, everyone rolls 3 D20s for now. I'll do best of three with that. If more people roll, then I'll just use the first of the three rolls. Sound good?
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>>3772572
So you want each player to roll 3d20?
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>>3772578
Yes.
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Rolled 12, 10, 5 = 27 (3d20)

>>3772579
Alright.
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>>3772565
Fuck it, you're sick of trying to look cool! You just want to keep your nose from being shattered! You put your hands up, bracing for impact! And then the foot hits you! It's actually not that tough at all. You've felt nerf foam swords hit harder than that. You look up, and see the monster slightly depressed at his results. You grab on tight, and pull yourself up back to your feet, and knock him on his back. You've got him down on the ground, with one foot in hand. He tries to grab lingering food boxes and fry casings and throw them at you, but they're very ineffective. What do you do with your caught junky?

Full assault: Kick him in the balls!
Defensive assault: Slam him around like you're hulk.
Full Defense: Spin him around and throw him to the other side of the building
Ask for a helping hand: Pin him down and let the crowd come up and beat the shit out of him
Write In: Let's have some fun dude!

Side options:
Meme: Bit pointless at the moment, but hey I don't control your life.
Taunt: He's in the perfect position. Write something in to shit talk him! If you want.
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>>3772595
>Jump off a nearby table and elbow drop his face.
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>>3772595
>Defensive assault: Slam him around like you're hulk.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3772616
>>3772619
Having to choose between two great options. So sad. But must be done.
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>>3772616
this
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>>3772648
Good thing I didn't start writing. Haha.
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>>3772616
>>3772648
You just got the BEST idea! You quickly grab a chair, and slam it right on the monsters chest. It didn't seem to physically harm him, but now he's writing on the ground in pain. The perfect amount of time to get to work. You quickly turn a table upright, then grab another table with one hand and place it on top of the first. Then you grab a chair and use that to scale to the top of your small table tower. The crowd watches you intently. You throw your arms up in the air, then you jump off the tables, pushing off of the roof and slam your elbow directly on the chest of the monster. You feel his ribs give away under your weight as he screams in absolute agony. The crowd cheers and claps at your display, you feel powerful! Energized! You feel you've gained... momentum in the fight.

+10 momentum!

You pull yourself off the monster, having done a bit of damage to yourself from the fall. But it was totally worth it. The monster himself is stumbling to get back up. He tries to use a chair for leverage, but it just gives way under him. Then he uses a table and finally finds his feet. He looks sick of all this. He'll probably try to rush and pin you. What do you do?

Your current Momentum is: 35

Engage:
>Full assault: Meet his rush and give your own swing fest
>Defensive assault: Try to use his own weight against him and redirect him into a pile of rubble, could do some decent damage
>Full Defense: Just dodge. Don't let him get the chance to grab you.
>No U: Try to pin him instead!
>Use a finisher: This guy's near his end. You should finish him (Cost's 40 momentum)
>Write in:

Side option:
>Use a meme: Dice might actually cost something now. Like 3 momentum.
>Taunt: This guy's nothing, you could talk shit easily.
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>>3772696
>Anticipate his overzealous charge and suplex him, then position yourself for a finisher!
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>>3772696
>Dice
Let's make him fumble.
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>>3772710
Add to this: >Taunt, "Stop trying to hit me and hit me you tired old druggie!"
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>>3772712
+1
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>>3772710
>>3772714
You know I gotta support this
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Oh no, that's not good. This is going to be interesting. Writing now.
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>>3772726
But there was an equal tally to taunt. I'm definitely not saying this to weasel my way out or anything.
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Side options can all be taken together. That's their nature. Speaking of which.

>>3772710
How pathetic, an animalistic attack like that only puts you in the prime position to suplex the bastard! You widen your stance. And hold out your hands. "Come on man! Stop trying to hit me and actually hit me you tired old druggie!" Then, you activate your dice! Shing! It flies off and floats above the monsters head. Spinning spinning spinning! Ding! It lands on a... oh god.

A 20. His movements sharply increase in speed, by the time you register this fully he's already on you! He grabs you by the throat and slams you firmly into a table against a wall, littering it with cracks starting from your head! He winds his fist back and BAM! BAM! He nails you in the mask, the padding not helping with the force of these punches ratting your brain! He grins as smoke leaks from the sides of his face "aww, lil' Tommy get in water too deep playing dress up?" Damn, it was weak but that's still like adding salt into your new wounds. -8 total momentum.

You're now pinned by DUDE WEED LMAO, roll to escape his clutches.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3772755
ffs
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3772755
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Rolled 10, 18 = 28 (2d20)

>>3772764
Shit, forgot the other two.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3772755
For Justice!
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NICEU ROLL!

You seethe in anger, you will not be defeated like this! You pull your free hand out and grab the arm against your throat. You manage to whisper out "For justice." With all your might, against the crashing your head or the burning of your lungs you push him off yourself, giving you enough of a free moment to slip to the side. More like fall over. You do the only thing you can do in that position. Roll away. You've put enough distance between yourself and the monster to get back up on your feet. You say it for the crowd this time. "For justice!" and gain a meager amount of momentum back at the shock of the crowd. +2 momentum. The monster's probably going to try and tackle you, what do you do in response?

Current Momentum: 29
Finishing Move Cost: 40 Momentum

Engage: main move
>Full assault: This time you're going to make sure he doesn't get a chance to hurt you by caving his face in
>Defensive assault: Slowly position yourself in front of a wall. At the last second, dodge so he hits the wall
>Full Defensive: Just avoid him as best you can. Get into a better position.
>No YOU!: You're going to make sure you get him and grapple him this time!
>Write In: I got a better idea! Let's do this other thing!

Side options: Can be taken all at once and is independent of engage options
Meme: Use your dice again, on yourself, or him, I don't know. You just feel lucky. (Cost 3 Momentum)
Taunt: Now you really feel like you can win!
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>>3772803
>No YOU!: You're going to make sure you get him and grapple him this time!
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>>3772803
>Defensive Grapple: Trip him as he lunges and go for a pin as he falls.

>Taunt: "You won't get anywhere trying the same trick twice!"
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3772823
>>3772813
You boys force my hand once more. Deciding the truth.
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>>3772813
>>3772823
Again with this shit? "You won't get anywhere trying the same trick twice!" He doesn't respond. So you put yourself in position to try what you did before, minus your meme. BANG BANG BANG, boy his legs are really working.

Time to see how things work out for y'all this time. Roll me the 3d20s! I'll use those for best of 3 if we don't get enough rolls. If we do, then I'll use the first of the rolls.
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Rolled 3, 10, 9 = 22 (3d20)

>>3772859
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3772859
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Rolled 8, 18, 14 = 40 (3d20)

>>3772862
wait wrong dice fuck
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Rolled 5, 17, 5 = 27 (3d20)

>>3772859
Fate shall not betray us again!
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>>3772867
A winner, juuuust barely. But good enough.

You brace this time, prepared for whatever this guy throws at you. You both slam your bodies together! Struggling for a hot moment. He tries using your arms as leverage, but you bend down and get his weak point, his legs! You grab him by the knees, and pull with all your might! Knocking him on his ass! Then tackle him fully on the ground! Your legs hold both of his legs down, and your right hand pins both his hands above his head. You then use your left hand to sock him in the face a few times, until he finally goes limp.

The crowd goes absolutely bonkers, you throw your free hand up in the air, waving to them all. Still keeping the monster pinned, remembering how the Big Smoke monster got back up after you beat it. When suddenly, something different happens. The monster is enveloped in a green sparkly substance that blew away in the wind, flying past the now tripled in size crowd. Under you now is a scruffy looking man in a punk outfit. "Woah dude, the hell happened? Did I die?" You quickly jump off of him, before anything suggestive kicks in. Your attention is suddenly drawn outside of the building, where you see cop cars and a few news vans outside. That's probably going to be a bit of a pain to deal with

NEXT TIME! On Kamen Rider Chan!

Face your excited new fans and the public, tomorrow this Saturday at 4:00PM! Same time same place, for our weekend all Chan marathon!

Thanks for playing! Ciao!
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>>3772946
Naisu! Glad we didn't need to wait any longer for a finisher!
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>>3772946
Glad to see ya'll did well.

Will be keeping an eye on this quest. Recent fan of Kamen Rider, but long term fan of sentai and power rangers and other /m/ stuff.

I even had the fanfic idea of making a parody Rider who was /weed/ based actually. Seeing a monster based on it here was amusing tho.
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You brush off some rubble from your shoulders, feeling slightly proud of all your hard work. Wasn't easy taking that guy down. And it seems the people think it was great to, as many news reporters and camera men attempt to squeeze themselves through the hole in the wall and previous crowd. Entirely ignoring the actual door to the fast food shop. I dunno, you're not entirely sure you want to deal with the press. But it could be good publicity. But if you don't bolt now the cops might come and ask even more annoying questions.

What do?

>Bail on the whole thing, escaping through the front door.
>Escape through the backdoor
>Actually address the hoard of reporters
>Write In: Gimme detailed ideas and plans!

Before you can come to a decision, you suddenly feel something hit you on the back of the head. You look behind you, and you see another disk on the floor. Picking it up, you realize it's similar to yours. But this one says /weed/. Though you can barely tell that, because it quickly dissolves into your hand. Seemingly flowing into you in many lines of green data. You feel slightly stronger. And once more compelled to think of a meme you enjoy from /qst/

What meme do you think of this time?
>Moralfagging: So many times you've encountered people who don't care about whatever's actually going on in the Quest, and stick by their own personal moralcode to the very end
>Samefagging: Rarely have you been able to directly prove it, but plenty of Anon's in one way or another manipulate votes through changing their IP and voting for their own choice.
>Drawfags: These guys make the best Quest's. And help enhance already existing ones with their great art. Life would be worse off without them.
>Write in: Tell me a different meme you like in detail!
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>>3774563
>But it could be good publicity.
>implying an anon would be so good with crowds

>Escape through the backdoor

>Samefagging: Rarely have you been able to directly prove it, but plenty of Anon's in one way or another manipulate votes through changing their IP and voting for their own choice.
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>>3774563
>Escape through the backdoor

>Samefagging: Rarely have you been able to directly prove it, but plenty of Anon's in one way or another manipulate votes through changing their IP and voting for their own choice.
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>>3774598
>>3774614
The votes call for me to write in a clear direction. Writing.
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>>3774598
Yeah, this could totally work. Smooth the crowd. Talk about some justice. Brag about your accomplishments. Deflect real questions. Become famous.... Yeah, as fucking if. You'd blow it in a crowd like this. You're lucky you appealed to them during the fight. You slink behind a few upturned tables and then... walk back out? You then turn to and openly address the mass of reporters who suddenly encircle you. They bombard you with so many questions, you can't even make most of them out.

"Who are you?!"

"What's with your outfit?! Is it a commentary on our current society!?"

"Are you planning on continuing to use your powers for good or evil?!"

"What's your favorite color!?"

"Have you been inspired by the recent release of Avengers!?"

All of these are definitely interesting enough questions. It's a bit of a shame they won't get their answer. For this entire time you've been stood there, silent, as motionless as you can manage. You've also been sneaking out the back. Perfectly slipping away using your new ability.

Samefagging! For a single turn, create a perfect copy of yourself!

You press the Eject button on your driver, and this time you manage to dodge the disk flying out of it and let it land safely in your hands. After a bit of stumbling with it that is. Although it does spark and sputter a bit. You hope it isn't broken. Back in the Wendy's your clone vanishes suddenly, leaving everyone utterly confused as to what happened. You use this confusion to slip back onto the streets, feeling the hot sun on your face again. Hey, you don't feel that tired this ti-OOF

"Oof!" Your train of thought is cut off by someone slamming straight into you! Where the hell are they off to in such a hurry? It's that girl! Uhh.... Kuva, no Kana-KAWA! That girl you saved from big smoke! She quickly gets back to her feet and hops straight over you, not even caring about you enough to pick you up. "Sorry Mister, but I need to see that Kamen Rider before he disappears again!" And in a flash, before you even have a chance to stop her she's off in the bustling crowd of reporters, bystanders, and now the occasional police man. Though they seem to be slightly dispersing off now that you've vanished.

Anyway, you have a lost rider to find. Where to next?
>The hospital: See if they made their way there to recover from the big Smoke fightt. Maybe you could recover a bit yourself.
>A bar: Maybe the loss of their driver got them down and they're drinking their sorrows away
>The police: Maybe, like a true member of justice, they've reported Big Smoke to the police. They might help give you an ID at least.
>Wandering: Just walk around dude, I don't fuckin' know where a rider could be.
>Write In: Maybe they're at this other location?
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>>3774662
>The hospital: See if they made their way there to recover from the big Smoke fightt. Maybe you could recover a bit yourself.
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>>3774662
>A bar: Maybe the loss of their driver got them down and they're drinking their sorrows away

Maybe t.-man went there to forget having its shit stolen by an anon.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3774689
>>3774710
Time to decide which of you boys get your way. Then I will write.
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The hospital! Yeah, yeah that could work! It's even a bit far from all this hustle and bustle to see you. That's a bit weird to think about. To see the new Rider. That sounds less weird. On your way to the hospital, you realize just how much you don't get out. The town itself looks great. You hadn't noticed how weird it was seeing modern buildings and shit that looks like it could be in a western when you were just going out for the occasional milk and frozen foods.

It doesn't take you long to finally reach it, the Agudemie Health and Care Center. You stroll right in, coming up to the front desk. Luckily there's only a few people you need to wait for until you can finally talk to the lady at the front desk. You slide your hands smoothly onto the desk and lean on it. "Hi, I was wondering if you've recently admitted someone in a kind of... " You sigh, slightly annoyed. Before continuing. "Halloween costume?"

The lady's plastered on smile never falters as she says "I'm sorry sir, but unless you are a close friend or family I cannot give out information like that."

Dammit. Of course it wouldn't be that easy. Maybe a lie. "I am a close friend of them. They went missing and I heard they might be admitted here and I want to make sure they're OK." You put on your best worried look.

This chick ain't having it, as her plastic costomer service look falters for one of doubt briefly. "And what's their name?"

"I'm sorry?" This might not work.

"Their name." Her smile seems a bit more genuine now. "If you're such good friends you must at least remember their name."

Fuck, OK. Quick think up a name. Uhh, what's around you? Chair. Hospital, uhhh. L, Cherl. Uhhh, window. Glass. Food. Glasood! "Cherel Glasood!" That's gotta work.

This lady looks entirely done with your shit, but begins to type away on her computer. For about two seconds before instantly replying "I'm sorry sir. But we have not admitted anyone by that name. Ever."

Ah fuck. It was worth a shit, you guess. "A-all right. Thank you for your time." You then power walk your way out of there. That was a huge bust.

(cont)
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>>3774767
You step back out into the sun, mid-day already. Time sure flies when you don't know what you're doing. Maybe you should check a bar next. You set off, but once you find yourself alone on a sidewalk, you hear a voice pipe up from behind you.

"Halt, thief" You turn around, and see... another rider? They're not the blue one from before. This one is pure white, with orange tubes flowing all around their body, and a big antennae on their head? That's kind of weird. The begin closing the gap to you, holding out their fist in a threatening manor. "Surrender and return what you have stolen. Comply and you will not be hurt. I am authorized to use force." Their voice is heavily distorted. And they don't seem that friendly.

How do you respond?
>Question: Stolen? Stolen What? What are you talking about?
>Deflect: I think you have the wrong guy! I haven't stolen anything!
>Run: NOPE! You're not about to deal with this now!
>Henshin!: Transform now, you're not going to face this guy without some power on your side.
>Unrelated: Hey, you wouldn't happen to have seen a blue version of yourself anywhere, have you?
>Write in: How about this neat idea?
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>>3774773
>A bar: Maybe the loss of their driver got them down and they're drinking their sorrows away
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>>3774773
>Unrelated: Hey, you wouldn't happen to have seen a blue version of yourself anywhere, have you?

>>3774778
wat
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>>3774773
>Henshin!: Transform now, you're not going to face this guy without some power on your side
>>3774778
Damnit, now everyone will make fun of my copy&paste skill.
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>>3774773
>Unrelated: Hey, you wouldn't happen to have seen a blue version of yourself anywhere, have you?

Also, you shouldn't be surprised about me having the belt. You did leave it just laying on the ground after all...
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>>3774782
>>3774780
Hey wait a minute. This guy probably knows where the blue rider is! "Hey! Nice to meet you." You say, much to their sudden shock. "Have you seen another guy who looks like you? A bit bulkier, and bluer? I've been searching for them all day."

They stand there for a brief moment, processing what you just said. Before shaking their head and approaching you. "Suspect is not complying. Apprehending now." They speak into their wrist. That can't be good! You take a bunch of step backs, but the stranger begins to run full force towards you! No more fooling around. You pull out your disk and driver. This stops them in their tracks, long enough for you to put it on and start the transformation sequence"

"Press Start to begin!" You slam down on the start button, "henshin!" And in a flash, your suit is back on you. Your dice slam down on your shoulders, letting out a shock wave that even stumbles the stranger. "Endless creativity! Infinite shitposts! /qst/ Chan!"

The stranger is now dashing straight for you. "Suspect is confirmed to have the B-Driver. And some unknown Data Disk." They lunge themselves for you, even with the mask on you can tell their attention is on your driver. Using the sudden rush from transformation you manage to throw them off of yourself. That could've really hurt if you weren't transformed. They look ready to try and pin you down again.

You face UNKNOWN Rider.

Current Momentum: 24

Engage:
>Full assault: Give them the ol' one two punch on their next attack.
>Defensive assault: Wait for them to attack, and hit them during it
>Full Defense: Dodge their pinning strike and pin them down instead

Side options:
Meme: Use one of your memes. Dice, reducing an action to pure chance at the cost of 3 momentum. Or Samefag and at the cost of 5 momentum create a copy of yourself for a single turn.
>Defuse: Try and reason with them to calm down and talk about all this
>Taunt: Leddit rider ain't got shit on you.
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>>3774843
>Full Defense: Dodge their pinning strike and pin them down instead

>Defuse: Try and reason with them to calm down and talk about all this
Aren't you being a little hasty? I saved people from two of those things so far. I. Am. Helping.
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>>3774843
>Full Defense: Dodge their pinning strike and pin them down instead
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>>3774843
>Full Defense: Dodge their pinning strike and pin them down instead

>Taunt: Bitching at people about stealing really isn't helping the image of your site pal.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3774857
>>3774888
Full defense is your action! But do you taunt or defuse!? Let us find out!
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>>3774857
>>3774888

It seems that fate shall decide our cringeworthy dialogue choice!
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>>3774905
Aha! I remain at the summit as the chosen of Fate!
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>>3774888
>>3774859
>>3774857
You keep a strong eye on them. Watching their every movement. "Bitching about people stealing shit isn't really helping the image of your site, pal. "

They eye you "you..." and they're about to charge!

Roll a d20 to dodge and pin!
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Rolled 11, 3, 16 = 30 (3d20)

>>3774917
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>>3774917
Man. The Reddit Rider is a cool name. It's alliterative and everything...
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>>3774919
Not good enough.

"You steal a piece of experimental equipment!" They rush you, the ground lightly cracking under their feet. You attempt to side step out of the way, but this isn't a stoner. They adjust their path enough to still grab you. Slamming you onto the ground. They then roll you on your back, pinning your arms behind you. "Then you go on and put multiple civilians in danger, stupidly using that driver which could've killed you!!" They use a free hand to slam your face into the ground once. Hard. "And now you insult me!"

This is bad, you can't let them keep you down like this for long!

>Roll a 2d20 to try and escape from them!
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>>3774952
Crap, typo! Just one d20!
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3774952
I really shouldn't be the only one rolling.
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Where did everybody go?
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3774952
"I took out the monster that blue boy couldn't!"

Rider Resist!
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3774952
Are we doing best of three? Most quests I've seen do best if three.
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>>3774981
Yes, we are. I just do some random shit on occasion when there's only one person rolling. Speaking of which, thanks for being the third dice! Writing now. Naice jobu!
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>>3774985
...Gonna watch me some Freeman's Mind.

Don't know why.
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>>3774952
>"Can you really call it stealing if you're just leaving them out in the street?"
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>>3774996
>>3774981
>>3774974
"Rider" You brace your muscles, feeling them enhanced by your suit. "RESIST!" You pull your arms out from behind your back. Launching the white rider on their ass. Giving you the opportunity to get back up on your feet. The masked stranger doesn't give you any room to breathe, as they're on their feet not seconds after you are.

You scowl under your mask. "I took out the monsters that that blue boy couldn't!" You can hear them grit their teeth through their voice distorter. "And can you really call it stealing if you leave something like this out on the street?"

"I'm not here to discuss what's right or wrong." They say, straightening their stance. "I'm here to retrieve that driver. And while I'm at it, I'm taking that data disk of yours to examine it." They press a button on their belt. The same voice you hear from yours speaks up.

"CHANGE TRACK!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG1MMv8bpyc You hear a strange loud noise, shifting through various things. Until it abruptly stops. "Sports Subreddit!" They are engulfed in bright light, the tubes around their body flowing rapidly. Huge shoulder pads materialize on them, their shoes turn to black bottomed cleats.

"It's the final play! Get ready! Aaaand touchdown! Sports Subreddit!"

The light dies down. From their right arm, shoots out a pool cue. They crouch down and aim it right at your head. This can't be good.

Current Momentum: 24

What do you do?

>Full assault: Rush them down and try to break that cue because they can do anything with it
>Defensive assault: Try to approach them cautiously and then attack
>Full Defense: Wait and see what it does, then block it and use that knowledge.
>Write in:

Side options
>Meme: Use one of your memes. Dice, 3 cost. Or Samefag, 5 cost.
>Taunt: What's next this guy gonna play a few rounds of pool with you?
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>>3775056
>Full assualt: rush at them with a flurry of blows but also,

>Meme: Force him to roll a d20 for his attack on the cueball
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>>3775056
>Full Defense: Wait and see what it does, then block it and use that knowledge.

>Samefag
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>>3775056
>"Oh so now you wanna take my disc. Your mugging me!"

>Write-In: Counter-Attack and Judo flip him by his little head antenna shit.

>Taunt: What's next this guy gonna play a few rounds of pool with you?

"Hey Sports Master, go back to /sp/ !"
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>>3775065
Just to explain my thought process, I'm trying to get him to either miss the ball entirely or destroy it by targeting the action of him hitting the ball rather than him attacking us with the ball.
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>>3775079
Hey, that's not a bad idea. Switching >>3775066 to support.
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>>3775079
Hey, that's not a bad idea. Switching >>3775066 to support.
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>>3775079
Hey, that's not a bad idea. Switching >>3775066 to support.
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>>3775080
>>3775083
>>3775085

These three totally separate anons sure seem to like >>3775079

So sure. Why not.
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>>3775088
I don't even know what the fuck happened there. I kept trying to get my post through but I kept getting timeout errors.
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It seems the choice is clear. Writing.
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>>3775056
>Samefag
Into
>Full assault: Rush them down and try to break that cue because they can do anything with it (preferably on their head)
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>>3775065
>>3775079
>>3775088
>>3775085
So, this genius is gonna try to hit you with some kind of cue ball? Not if you can help it! You rush at them full force, winding your fists back for a flurry of blows on them! They pull back their cue, and in front of where it was materializes a bright orange ball of energy! You grab your dice this time yourself, and throw it directly at them. They don't even flinch as it rises above them and begins spinning. When they finally launch the energy ball the dice stops

15.

It rockets towards you as you dash for the mysterious stranger, and nails you square in the chest. Slightly winding you but not slowing you down. It knocks itself off of you, flies back to the ground, bounces off of a lamp post, then a passing car, and flies back to you once again, beaning you in your upper back. It flies around some more, bouncing off of a fence, and even the mysterious rider, but this time you manage to dodge the ball. It flies past your head, and a few feet behind you it explodes a harmless puff of smoke. The mysterious rider is lining up another shot, now's your chance to finally strike!

Roll a d20 for attacking!
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3775117
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>>3775117
Ricochet Rider!
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3775117
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Hmm, it seems like he's a lot weaker without any modifiers if he couldn't manage to do much even with a roll like that.
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>>3775129
You leap into the air, surprising the rider with your sudden action. And bring your fists down upon their head, a mass of sparks flying from your impact. You knock them on their ass and use this chance to start wailing on their head, BAM BAM BAM BAM! You're so invested in your attacks that you don't even notice them summoning a bat in their left arm, and clocking you over the head with it.

You roll your way into the street. Your head's ringing and your visions blurry. From what little you can see of the other rider, they're clearly breathing heavily. It seems you hurt them just as much as they hurt you. You're not sure you can take another hit like that. And they seem to think the same. They press a button on their belt and you hear the driver shout out

"Sports! Limit Break!" They pull back their pool cue, and an energy ball forms in front of them. First it's the size of a pool ball like before, then it gets to the size of a baseball.

What are you going to do in response?

Your current momentum is 22.

Engage
>Full assault: Rush them and beat the shit out of them before they can get their limit break out
>Full Defense: Try to put all your energy into abosorbing the attack
>Dodge: Get out of the way when it fires
>Counter!: Use your own finishing move first!
>Write In: THINK OF SOMETHING!

Side option:
Meme: Dice, costs 3. Samefag, must have instructions, costs 5.
Taunt: If you're going to go down, might as well do it with a bang.
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>>3775166
>C
>Samefag: SameFag Finisher!
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>>3775166
Do we have the proper momentum for a finisher?
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>>3775177
Yes, that's why I didn't list the cost.
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>>3775182
What would happen if we switched to /weed/ Chan?
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>>3775166
>You know I was never a fan of boss fights you're supposed to lose.

>Meme summon a samefag and keep it between you and the redditfag.

>Write in back away as you summon the clone and get prone on the ground. This way you'll be safe if it's piercing and at least away from the worst of the blast if it's explosive.
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>>3775183
>But this one says /weed/. Though you can barely tell that, because it quickly dissolves into your hand. Seemingly flowing into you in many lines of green data. You feel slightly stronger.
You don't have /weed/
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>>3775187
Ah. I'm retarded.

>>3775166
Supporting >>3775186.
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>>3775186
>Taunt: Go back to /y/ if you like playing with balls so much!
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>>3775186
A lovely plan. Let's see how well it works. Writing.
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We could also try to use Samefag to disjoint the attack, like a Manta Dodge.

TI's been pretty good, this year.
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>>3775186
Yeah, that's definitely not good. They're about to put a hole straight through you. Think think... then suddenly, you get a great idea! You summon forth a samefag, and you position him directly between you and the other rider, then you position yourself in a strange way so if it pierces through your clone, it still won't hit you!

the other rider doesn't react, they just never take their eyes off of you. Finally the energy ball charges up, it's the size of a soccer ball now. Your clone holds their arms out, ready for whatever they have in store for him. BAM! It hits your clone square in the chest! Haha! Then it bounces off of him, ricochets around, then it hits you. Then it hits you again. And again. And again, it hits you at least a hundred times, completely pelting you with hit after hit! You dodge a few times, but ultimately it's not enough as the final shot slams straight in your face.

You're left stunned, your idea failed. You... failed. BOOM! You erupt in a huge explosion. When the smoke clears, you fall to you knees. You can't keep this up anymore. Your suit flashes off of you, and you're back in your normal form. You fall to the ground, but just before you pass out you hear the mysterious rider.

"Control, come in." Their voice modifier seems to be failing. It's warped and warbled, occasionally instead of sounding deep and weird, it kind of sounds high pitched. "Requesting immediate pick up. Rider down."

You manage to make out the sound from their wrist. "Have... appre.... rider..."

"Confirmed." She sounds like she's about to- "He got me too." She collapses right next to you. You finally reach your own end, and you fall into darkness. Unsure of the future.

NEXT TIME! ON KAMEN RIDER CHAN!

Find out your fate at the hands of defeat! Tomorrow, this Sunday at 4:00PM CST!

Thanks for playing, ciao!
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>>3775288
WELP, time to kos ourself. I'm not gonna be some Reddit stooge.
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>>3775288
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PS, Anons.

This defeat sucks. I really believed in you guys. But, I still feel the need to reward you all for putting up a good fight, and for getting this far in the first place. Which is why I'm allowing you to make your stats not so shit.

You have 12 points to spend. You will add them into all of the stats you currently have at play.

>Strength: 2 This affects how well and hard you hit. As well as contributing to your HP.
>Agility: 2 This affects your AC as well as dodging and specially acrobatic movements. (EX: Climbing up a steep cliff)
>Toughness: 3 This directly contributes to your HP, as well as helps your damage absorption on defense.
>Persistence: 3 Your direct damage absorption. It absorbs damage when you're hit.
>Resourcefulness: 3 This is your skill pool. It gives you skill points to invest in skills. We'll get to those when you're finished with these stats.
>Conviction: 2 This is how cool you sound when saying something. And also it affects your momentum gain.

Get to spending boys!
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>>3775391
Wait, so that WASN'T a story boss?
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>>3775418
As in you needed to be killed by it? No, I would never do that to you. Sure things weren't in your favor, but you were on the brink of victory.

It was apart of the story though, if that's what you mean. This isn't some rando rider who exists for the sake of a fight.
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>pic
Okay, that's starting to come off as avatarfagging.

>but you were on the brink of victory
Let me guess: we could've the ball.
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>>3775449
>could've caught the ball
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>>3775449
I mean. That's not what I was thinking of. But if you got real lucky, yes you could've caught the ball.
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>>3775391
Can we bank points for later? I don't want to put anything in resourcefulness until I see the skills and their costs.
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>>3775391
+3 strength

+3 agility

+3 conviction

+2 resourcefulness

+1 toughness

This seems pretty good for our playstyle.
Everyone agree?
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>>3775501
I didn't want to just dump all skills at once, but I suppose it is better to make a fully informed decision. Here's your current skills.


You take every resource point you put in there, multiply it by ten, and use that to spend on skills.

For example, you currently have 3 resourcefulness points, meaning you have 30 already spent skill points.

Vehicle Handling 0. How well you can ride a motorcycle
Medical Ability 0 How good you are at treating wounds 'n stuff
Stealth 0 How sneaky you are
Area Navigation 0 How good you can navigate an area
Discourse 0 How good you are at arguing
Sixth Sense 3 Basically how good your gut feelings are
Enhanced Senses 1 Sight smell etc
Enemy Evaluation 1 How good you are at telling what they're going to do next.
Trapworking 5 How good you are at setting up traps
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Modern Languages 1 Understanding modern languages
Ancient Languages 0 Understanding ancient languages
Niche Knowledge 5 Knowing who build the statue of liberty
Lockpicking 0 Picking locks
Performance 0 Entertainment skills
Writing 2 Writing stuff down
Drawing 2 Drawing pictures
Video Gaming 5 Vidya skills
Sports 0 Sports skills
Mechanical Maintenance 0 Working on cars and bikes
Animal Empathy 2 How good you are with animals
Cooking 2 Making food
Aura of Leadership 0 How good of a leader you are
Cleaning 0 How good you are at cleaning
Sneaky Actions 1 How suspicious can you not be.
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>>3775521
So, here's how I'd spend stuff
> Strength +2 Agility +2 Conviction +4 Resourcefulness +4
> Enemy Evaluation +10 Discourse +10 Vehicle Handling +5 Mechanical Maintenance +5 Sneaky Actions +10
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>>3775521
+9 enemy evaluation

+9 sneaky actions

+10 discourse

+7 sixth sense

+10 vehicle handling

+5 mechanical maintenance
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Update soon get hype.
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>>3775391
+2 in all slots.
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>>3775521
Where would you suggest what we put points in MEME?
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>>3776708
Where ever you want my dude, all skills eventually will have some use. Eventually.
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>>3775515
This seems good.
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>>3776732
Do you think my skill point distribution looks good? We need a vote on that as well.

>>3776382
This is me by the way.
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>>3775515
Before we begin, it seems like this build is the winner. For the sake of ease of playing I'm going to include your skill build as well.
>>3776382
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>>3775288
Despite being defeated, it still feels nice catching a few ZZZ after such a long day. Two fights really took you out of it. You'd probably be ready to go home and pass out on your bed eve if you'd won. but unfortunately your reality is you were defeated. Are you dead? You don't think so. You're not sure what being dead feels like. But you're not quite sure it's this. You just feel in pain. And immobile

Thankfully one of those things clears up as you open your eyes. You find yourself in a room. It looks like a room at least. You clear your eyes up and blink a few times. Yep, definitely a room. An office to be exact. You're sitting a few feet away from a desk, with a rather large chair turned away from you. Next to it is-hey a girl! A tall one too, covered in tons of bandages. She notices you staring at her, but doesn't seem to do anything about it apart from scowl lightly at you.

"I see our guest is finally awake." The chair turns around, revaling a roughly fifty year old man, with grey hair creeping up from the roots of his coal black hair. He adjusts the tie on his suit before leaning back in his chair. "It's a pleasure to meet you, mister...." He stops, waiting for you to finish the sentance.

How do you respond?

>Comply... for now: "Tokuza. Tokuza Sagi. Who the hell are you?"
>Don't comply, but still ask questions: "Who the fuck are you? Where am I?"
>yeah fuck this guy: "Fuck you." And try to escape
>Write In: How do YOU react to this?
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>>3776774
Warning! Old men!
>Don't comply, but still ask questions: "Who the fuck are you? Where am I?"
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>>3776774
>Play it cool. Take a minute to assess your situation. How are you physically? Can you move? Where are you in relation to the exit? Your driver is definitely gone so take care not to panic at that realization. After you've taken a second to assess this, respond with your last name as requested and allow him to speak before asking any questions of your own.
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Fine, let's go with >>3776794.
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You know, if he has us here chances are he knows our identity already or at least has the tools to do it, and judging by the fact we're having this conversation in an office rather than a cell means we're probably about to be offered a job but I'm really not sold on this organization due to the level of incompetence and autism we've seen from it's agents, so I'm want to grab our driver and run if we get the chance.
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>>3776774
>>3776794
I'll support this.

We can't really area navigate, but we do have a boost in enemy evaluation and sixth sense now.
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>>3776832
It's obviously a private organization.

Whether they have connections with the government, the police, or any official group is unknown.

They may be in fact affiliated with the actual Kamen Riders from other realities and that's how we got this tech that should be from a show.

When Decade shows up, we'll be canon.
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Hmmm... You try to move your arms, locked down with hand cuffs. As are your legs. Well they didn't think of bolting down the cha-they thought of that. The man chuckles lightly at your struggle. "I hope the accommodations are too your liking. I'm afraid it was a bit hastily crafted. But I'm sure you'll find it serves its purpose well enough."

Alright, so you're entirely immobile. And your driver? Yeah, it's gone too. You try not to panic. Panic a little, then a lot, back down to a little. You can manage this. You scan the room, the exit's like fifteen feet from you. This is a pretty big office. There's a window too! You look out of it as best you can and-OH HOLY SHIT! That's really high up! You've got to be on the fiftieth floor or something.

You turn back and look the man in the eye, a smirk ever present on his face. "Sagi." You say, waiting for the man to continue.

"Oh my, Sagi? Sounds eastern. Are you a native, or an American?" He asks, leaning on his desk lightly with an eyebrow raised. You don't reply, leaving an awkward silence in the air. He finally breaks it once more "No matter. Mr. Sagi, I must say I'm quite impressed with your actions thus far. Oh a whim you steal a highly advanced piece of technology, figure out how to operate it, and perfectly utilize it to fight so well you even give one of my best agents a run for their money."

(cont)
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>>3776876
He stands up, and walks over to one of the windows to stare out of it. "I'll cut to the chase, you have potential, Mr. Sagi. Potential I wish to utilize. See, my organization is the manufacturers of the drivers. They're my own design in fact." He turns around. "Though they're not yet perfected. They require more live field data to get just right. Data, and memes." His smirk turns into a full on grin. "You've probably noticed, but monsters have been cropping up lately. All bearing a striking resemblance to pieces of internet culture. This is no accident. I believe memes are finally taking control of the people. And for the sake of our free will, I intend to combat this virus!" He slams his fist down on his desk, squashing a passing ant on it. "I intend to use their own power against them, with the power of the drivers and data disks!"

His composure's definitely dropped from all this. The wrinkles on his suit come out, and his hair falls into a slight mess. He takes a moment to straighten himself out. Then sits back at his desk, with a long sigh. "What I'm trying to say, Mr. Sagi, is that I wish to recruit you. I'll give you full access to the drivers and data disks at my disposal, along with any new weapons we develop."

He leans back, crossing his fingers together awaiting your response. "Do take your time, Mr. Sagi. It's not a light decision."

How do you respond?
>Ask more questions: "What does working with you specifically mean? How much of a lap dog am I?"
>Instantly agree: "Yeah, sounds like a good deal."
>Instantly decline: "No, this all sounds stupid."
>Ask different questions: Write In. I don't know what you're curious about.
>Write In: Maybe you want to just scream or something, I don't know you.
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>>3776878
>Ask more questions: "What does working with you specifically mean? How much of a lap dog am I?"
Something about his face screams "Shocker".
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>>3776878
I'm getting Great Leader vibes from this guy.

>Ask more questions: "What does working with you specifically mean? How much of a lap dog am I?"

"I prefer the term Minion or Henchman."
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Working theory: This organization dug too deep into the internet, now meme culture (that green sparkly stuff we saw possession people) is spreading out and latching onto folks who seem to exhibit that meme.

The drivers themselves probably harness that green sparkly stuff and transforms that data (as discs) into weapons, suits, and possibly further transformations.

Question is, what sort of data was that blue rider/ranger using?
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>>3776906
>>3776909
You sit there for a good ten minutes in thought. This could be a good deal, depending on what he offers you. But he could also screw you over. Maybe more questions would be good for now. "So what exactly do you want me to do while working for you."

His grin turns to a genuine smile at your continued questioning. "I only ask is that you continue to defend Agudemie from monsters attempting to harm the people there. It is currently the hotspot of monsters in America. Defeat them, and get me the data I desire, and I'm willing to generously compensate you." He grabs a brief case that you assume has been by his side the entire time. He opens it, and you see rows upon rows of hundred dollar bills. "Here is two thousand dollars. Your reward for defeating those two monsters already." He closes it up, and then hands it to the woman by his side, who walks over to you and sets it by your side. "There's more where that came from."

That's a lot of money. But you're still not entirely convinced. "Okay... well what about me? How much freedom do I get? Am I just an expendable minion or henchman?"

At this he bursts out laughing. "OH OF COURSE NOT! You're a Kamen Rider! You're one of my top priorities!" He clears his throat and continues. "You would be free to act as you see fit, so long as you don't use your powers to attact civilians-bad for the brand. And defeat any monster. If you refuse to defeat monsters, you simply won't be paid for their inevitable defeat. Hurt civilians, and we'll send someone to retrieve your driver."

Anything else?
>Keep questioning him: (Write In) You still need to know more to be OK with this.
>Reluctantly accept: "I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this. But I guess I'll accept for now."
>Eagerly accept: "All I need to do is beat up monsters!? FUCK YES!"
>Reluctantly decline: "Sorry, but this doesn't seem worth it."
>Eagerly Decline: "Fuck no! I'm not going to be your corporate dog!"
>Write In: Maybe you want to drool over the money. I'm not in charge here.
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>Reluctantly accept: "I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this. But I guess I'll accept for now."

"You got a name, or do I just call you the Big Boss?"
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>>3776941
>>3776953
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>>3776941
>Keep questioning him: (Write In) You still need to know more to be OK with this.

>What is the nature of this organization? You mentioned that attacking civilians is bad for the brand so I assume it's some sort of private company or research organization?

I'm leaning towards reluctantly accept because there doesn't seem to be any real oversight here and it wouldn't effect our autonomy. At least not in anyway mentioned in this verbal agreement.
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>>3776962
>>3776996
The tension in the room is so thick you can cut it with a knife. You can hear the ticking of the wall clock. Some faint traffic noises all the way down from the ground. You shifting lightly in your handcuffs. All of it, like it's building up to something. You can't take it anymore. You finally open your mouth "I accept." You say, lightly wincing at the idea.

Or maybe that's your ears from the cheering of the man. "FANTASTIC! ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL!" He steps out from behind his desk and in front of it. Then motions to the woman. "Miss Summers, please release our new friend from his chains!" The woman pulls out a key from her front pocket, and uses it to unlock all four of the handcuffs.

While you're rubbing your mildly sore wrists, the man grabs your hand and vigorously shakes it, throwing you off balance briefly. "Happy to have you on, Mr. Sagi!"

"Thanks, you got a name or should I just call you Big Boss?" You say, sitting back down letting your head rest."

He let's out a single laugh. "That's funny! See Miss Summers, this is why I knew he'd make a good rider! A good sense of humor!" He clears his throat before his tone changes to something more serious. "I am Liam Hyard." Then as quickly as it left, his grin is back on his face. "Miss Summers, would you please escort our new friend to the lab to get outfitted?"

"Yes sir." She quickly says, before looking directly at you. "Follow me." She walks with long strides over to the exit and waits for you.

You pick up your brief case of money, and make your way to the exit, until a sudden question pops up in your head. "Oh hey one last thing. "You say in the middle of the room and catch the attention of Liam. "What's the nature of this organization? Is it like a private company or something."

Liam seems more than happy to answer. "We're a privately owned company yes. Massive Electronic Makers Enterprise!" He holds his arms wide out, clearly proud of his company.

It kind of just weirds you out. "Alright thanks." You say before finally making your way out of the door. You follow Summers as you assume she's called into an elevator. Wow that's a lot of buttons. She pushes the lower most button and waits. Eyes facing forward.

This might be a good chance to chat with her. What do you say?

>Ask about how she likes working here
>Ask what she does
>Ask how she got those bandages
>Ask her full name
>Ask where they're going
>Ask something else: Write in
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>>3777052
>Ask where they're going
>Ask what she does
>Ask about how she likes working here
>Ask how she got those bandages
I'm this order.
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>>3777052
>Ask something else: Write in
"Who was the Rider that brought us in? Is it you? Would explain the bandages..."
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>>3777052
>Don't say anything.

I seriously doubt she's in the mood for cordial conversation after the events of last night.
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>>3777096
The elevator is mostly quiet, aside form the music playing from the speakers at a relatively low volume. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK4EVyuX8lA But it doesn't really stop things from getting awkward. It might be a good idea to try and sneak some questions in now before anything crazy happens again.

"Soooo..." you start, getting a little nervous at her lack of a reaction to you piping up. But still manage to find your voice. "Where exactly are we going?" Something to easy your way into the conversation.

"To the main lab. Your driver and data disk are being examined and worked on there." She states as a matter of fact. Not even so much as glancing your way. Is she even blinking!? You'll have to keep an eye on that.

You clear your throat, trying to remove its sudden dryness. "Well, what is it you do here? You like a body guard or something?"

"No. I'm Mr. Hyard's personal assistant. I do what he asks me to do." Still not blinking... stillll-Oh there she goes. So she's probably not a robot.

"Do you at least like working here?" You loosen up a bit and lean on the wall facing her. Still mesmerized by her still features.

This time she seems to let go a bit herself, guess personal questions can do that. "It's alright. Could be worse. Better than my last job." She quickly composes herself back to her near unblinking state.

"So are you the rider I fought before? That would explain the bandages." You say while stretching lightly. Man it feels real cramped in this elevator. How many floors have you passed by this point?

"Yes, I'm the rider who apprehended you." She says, her face lighting up with a bit of a smile.

Your own smug smirk coming across your face. "I seem to recall you passing out too."

"Shut up!" She snaps. You decide to do just that and wait the rest of the ride out.

(cont)
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It's another solid minute before the doors finally open. You see a mostly white, smooth laboratory, multiple people in lab coats walking around, fiddling with one thing or another. Something definitely catches your attention. You see your driver, being fiddled with by some pasty dude in an afro.

You try to run up and grab it, only to be stopped by the same guy working on it. "Woah woah woah!" He says trying to push you back, he's not exactly overpowering you, but it is making it harder for you to get your driver. "Don't touch this, it's a very delicate piece of machinery!" He notices Summers chuckling to herself from behind you. "Sally, help me out here!"

She takes a minute to stop laughing, then walks up behind you and picks you up entirely! Jeez, how strong is this girl!? "Thanks Sally." The scientist says, clearly winded.

"Henry, this is our newest Rider. Would you please outfit him with his gear?" She says, setting you down behind her. Keeping an eye on you so you don't tackle the man.

He adjusts his glasses and walks back to your driver. "Oh sure, I was just about done fixing it up." He says, grabbing some tools to work on the driver. He looks to you, still working "What did you do to this thing?"

"I just pressed the two buttons on it and put a disk in it." You shrug.

Henry grabs the disk you've been using and shows it to you. "You mean this one?"

"Yeah!" You exclaim. "I just found it on my doorstep one day."

Henry hums to himself before focusing back on his work. "Strange, we lost that disk a month ago. How did it end up in your hands." He sits there thinking for a moment, then lightly shakes his head. "Never mind. Sally, while I'm finishing this up could you please show the recruit his new watch?"

"Sure." She walks to the table next to Henry's and grabs a watch that was on display. Looks like some kind of fancy digital watch that people would try to stuff to much stuff on. "This is your Rider watch. It will give you direct contact with Mr. Hyard, myself, and anyone else you add onto it. As well it will alert you to any nearby monster appearances." She turns the watch on. It's flashing red and making a loud beep sound"

"You mean like that?" You ask, pointing at the watch.

This catches Sally off guard, she frantically turns the watch over and taps it a few times. Before turning it back to you. It shows a map with a big red dot on it. "Henry, finish up those repairs! We need to deploy now!"

NEXT TIME! ON KAMEN RIDER CHAN!

The dynamic duo fight in their first team match! This Tuesday at 4:00PM CST!

Thanks for playing! Ciao!
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>>3777188
....So who's the blue rider?
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>>3777193
Probably tumblr or Twitter.
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We still need to find
/pol/ rider and /b/ rider to maximize meme combat
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So while we wait, might I propose we workshop our hero's catchphrase?
What about
> Let us start a new session!
for the start of the fight and
> Roll your last 1d20, evildoer!
Before the end?
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>>3780480
>Let's start a new session!

Is pretty good, not sure about the other one though.
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>>3777188
You feel kind of weird, holding so tightly onto a rather fit woman. But you can't help it! She drives so recklessly! You

feel like you're going to fall off with every turn! She either doesn't care about getting in a wreck, or is very comfortable

on this motorcycle! She wasted no time in rushing that Harvy guy to get your driver ready either. Hope it won't malfunction

before you get there. "We're approaching the target." You see it off in the distance, most people have already fled from

the scene by this point, so you get a clear look at the destruction being caused. It's a buff man, beetle walking around

flailing his limbs destroying anything in his path. He uses his huge yellow Mohawk to cut through anything he can't smash

through. The bulge in his green pants is inhuman!

Sally stops ten feet away from him, coming to a screeching halt. Almost knocking you off the bike completely. She doesn't

break from the momentum, and hops off the motorcycle with her driver in hand. "Suit up rookie!" She says at a full stop. You

take a second to pull out your driver. And you try to synchronize with Sally, falling behind by slightly.

"Press Start to begin!"

"Choose your track!"

Sally is the first to activate her driver, "henshin!" Clear tubes shoot around her body, squeezing it tightly. The tubes

flow with an organ liquid and seemingly coat her in a white substance. The substance hardens into her suit. With her

antennae shooting out last.

"Front page of the front lines! Reddit!"

That being your cue, you slam the button on your driver. "Hehnshin!" Once more you're engulfed in bright light, your four

clover leafs piercing through that light. Two dice slam on your shoulders and the light fades.

"Endless Creativity! Infinite Shitposts! /qst/ Chan"

The monster finally takes notice of you, not speaking as you don't think its chiseled features would even allow it to open

its mouth. Sally takes a fighting pose, "try to not slow me down, rookie." She dashes to fight the monster head on. It seems
to have the same idea for her, and runs straight for her.

You fight THE CHAD!

Current momentum is 20.

Engage
DUAL full assault: Charge with Sally to knock this thing out of the park
Defensive assault: Let Sally take its attention then sneak your hit in.
Full defense: Try to distract it from Sally and give her an opening
>Write In: A different course of action

Side option:
>Meme: Dice, costs 3. Samefag, must have instructions, costs 5
>Taunt: This chad's pathetic!
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>>3780621
>DUAL full assault: Charge with Sally to knock this thing out of the park

>Attack his weak point for massive damage... You know what I mean.

>Meme: Make any counterattack a flat 1d20.
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>>3780621
It sure is taking awhile for everyone to show up.
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>>3780657
You kick off the ground, rocketing forward! Catching up to Sally right when she's in striking distance of THE CHAD! He effortlessly smacks you both away! Sally quickly recovers, and continues her assault! You, not being one to left be left behind, force yourself back up to keep your attack synced up with hers!

Roll me the d20!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3780672
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>>3780685
OK but actually please roll two more, since no one else is here.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3780672
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3780672
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>>3780685
Looks like we have our winner... writing.
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>>3780693
What environment are we in anyway? Is he just smashing up stuff around the street?
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>>3780699
Ah yes. In the middle of a city. Mostly empty. Looks like an apocalypse movie. The tiny pitter patters of his feet make cracks all over the ground.
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>>3780685
A white fist meets THE CHAD'S marble face, causing it to actually crumple lightly in discomfort. You add your own punch to the equation, and by god it feels like punching a steel statue!

"Dammit Rookie! Keep up!" Sally shouts, taking a step away from THE CHAD'S violent arms. You however keep on, you try to land another strike on his face with your other hand! It still does nothing! Then you move to the chest to hit him, and then again, and again, and again! You unleash a flurry of small blows on THE CHAD! You think you can hear him chuckle!

You growl to yourself "RIDER KICK!" And launch your full force into a kick on his enormous bulge! It feels even stronger than the rest of his body, but after knocking him up slight you can tell you've damaged him! You could FEEL the momentum you got from that hit alone! +2

Unfortunately for you, you're still in arms reach of him. And he DOES NOT look happy. He's probably going to try and smash you. What do you do?

Current momentum 19

Engage
>Full assault: KEEP ATTACKING HIM!
>Full weakness assault: Keep nailing his balls!
>Defensive assault: Call for Sally's help and try to hit him
>Full defense: Cover yourself up and try to block his attack while calling for help
>Write In: NEW THING

Side options:
>Memes: Dice, Costs 3. Samefag, needs instructions, costs 5
>Taunt: Guess your gains don't mean shit against me!
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>>3780728
>Meme Summon a samefag in your place and have him attack directly

>Write in: Sneak around while he's engaged with the clone and attack him from behind.

>Taunt: All the strength in the world won't help you when it's three on one!
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>>3780739
Actually, have the samefag focus on trying to trap his arm so Sally and Tokuza can get their hits in.
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>our new enemy is Chad
Well shit.
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>>3780739
>>3780741
THE CHAD stares down at you, he lifts an arm up, still wriggling it around like a violent gummy worm. And as it drops to you, it's caught by the samefag you summoned! You take this opportunity to slip behind THE CHAD and give him the ol' one two sneak attack back punch. You eye Sally, preparing for her shot to close in on THE CHAD, and your clone who's now holding onto THE CHAD's arm in the air. You use this moment to attack!

Roll the dice twenty!
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>>3780760
It's a good thing that unlike his real life counterpart he has no friends and is this vulnerable to the real life superpower of teamwork.
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>>3780762
rolling the dice twenty...
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3780762
or not, apparently.
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>>3780768
Aaaaand two more please, since the power of teamwork is not present in our votes.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3780762
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3780762
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3780762
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>>3780778
YOU'VE SAVED THE DAY ANON! WRITAN!
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>>3780778
You plant your foot firmly into the ground, knocking up some concrete with your newfound strength. That ass is looking like a real nice target! Your fist is slammed directly onto his right glute, it feels like it's cracking under your fist! But, your excitement from a successful hit is cut off. By what? By yourself! He slams directly into you! It only just now occurs to you that, maybe your samefag wasn't actually holding his arm down. But in reality, your samefag has been thrown around this entire time after THE CHAD grabbed him by the balls.

It wallows on the ground nursing its sore goods until it disappears. It may have just been a clone, but you can almost feel a phantom pain of what it went through. You're able to recover in time before THE CHAD fully approaches and readies himself for another flailing.

He's interrupted however, by Sally jumping on his back! You completely forgot about her! She is then promptly thrown off oof his back and flat on her ass. The attention of THE CHAD has been shifted to her. She might get stomped if you do nothing!

Current Momentum: 13

Engage:
>Full assault: Wail on him from behind and try to grab his attention!
>Defensive assault: Try to attack him, but mostly try and just get his attention!
>Full defense: Take a few steps back and just get his attention!
>Yoink: Grab Sally and get out of the way!
>Write In: All of the above or something

Side options:
>Memes: Dice, cost 3. Samefag, needs to be instructed, cost 5
>Taunt: Maybe that's more fat than muscle.
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>>3780807
>Full assault: Wail on him from behind and try to grab his attention!

Taunt: Hey cheese head! Forget about me?
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We really can't afford to let him go uninterrupted, even if it means taking a hit, and trying to grab her is likely to get us both caught out of position.
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>>3780813
Supporting this, but insult his fashion sense as well. That'll really get his attention.
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>>3780807
>Full assault: Wail on him from behind and try to grab his attention!
Gonna need to get his attention.

>>3780820
Chad was originally meant to be the kind of person that is so ridiculous nobody really wanted to be him. Granted that he's just a "thing I like" meme, now.
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Wait, what would happen if we were to pose as the Virgin?
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>>3780813
>>3780820
>>3780823
"HEY CHEESE HEAD!" You shout, running up behind THE CHAD "did you forget about me!?" You throw a bunch of jabs, not really trying to hurt him but definitely trying to get his attention. It does nothing. Sally lays there on the ground. "Your outfit's fucking lame bro!" You shout, not even really thinking about it. Suddenly, THE CHAD stops his stride, and his quick feet tip tap their way around. He's now facing you, seeming genuinely pissed. That got his attention. You should hit him before he hits you!

Roll a d20!
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>>3780838
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3780838
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3780846
wait i'm retarded
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>>3780847
Nice fuckin' roll dude. Startan the writing now.
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>>3780847
Retarded you may be, but nobody can say you aren't amazing at rolling dice!
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I can't wait to meet the guy badass enough to transform into a monster this strong.
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>>3780857
The plot twist is that it was The Virgin that transformed into Chad.
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This time you know what to expect! You brace your fists, and put all your might into your punches! Trying to pace yourself will just wear you out! You feel the rock hard muscles give way slightly under your punches! Then, you finish it off with a rising uppercut! You send THE CHAD soaring over Sally! He lands in a car, completely crumpling it like it was news paper!

Sally sees her chance, and pushes herself off the ground. She activates her belt "LIMIT BREAK!" and instantly her fist is spewing out orange goo. It splatters all over the ground and even stains her suit's arm. It connects with THE CHAD and sets off a strong chain reaction! First her punch explodes, then THE CHAD explodes, THEN the car THE CHAD was on explodes with it! The resulting light show completely engulfing the two in roaring flames!

From the explosion comes a disk! Flying straight for your skull! It bonks you and lands safely in your hands. "THE CHAD STRIDE" it says. Then, just like the last, it dissolves in your hands. Almost digitizes you'd say. Why does it do that?

"Hey rookie!" Sally's voice brings you from your thoughts, and you see her stumbling from the flames dragging an unharmed buff man. Once she's far enough from the lingering flames on the car, her suit vanishes off of her. Leaving a bit of goo covering her. "Not half bad back there." She says before drops the guy without a second thought, and walks to her motorcycle to slump next to it, nursing her sore body.

Two things pop into your mind at these events.

1: Your come back. What do you say in response to her?
>Not half bad yourself
>Nothing
>Hey, are you OK?
>Is that guy OK?
>Write In

2: What meme are you feeling like now?
>Harem: Cute girls are fun
>Drawfagging: Drawing things, like cute girls, are fun
>Moralfagging: Being nice to literally everyone is fun.
>Write in: Describe the meme you think is really fun in detail.

We'll conclude the answer NEXT TIME ON KAMEN RIDER CHAN!

Maybe now you can finally get a break, this Thursday at 5:00PM CST!

Thanks for playing! Ciao!
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>>3780891
>Hey, are you OK?
Lady got hit pretty hard there
>Drawfagging: Drawing things, like cute girls, are fun
Will we have to draw our power-ups?
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>>3780903
+1
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>>3780903
Support
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>>3780903
>>3780916
>>3783942
"Hey, are you OK?" You ask, jogging up to Sally and trying to help her up. She slaps your hand away and picks herself up, knees jiggling like jello under her weight.

"I'm fine, I don't need your help." She sets herself onto her bike, clearly relieved by the act. "And take that suit off. You're going to exhaust yourself if you wear it carelessly." The bike revs to life.

You press the Eject button on your driver, and this time you catch it on its way out of its slot. Reverting you back to your normal state. You take the hint and get back on the motorcycle. When you grab onto her for your own safety, you can feel she's breathing heavily. "Are you sure you're OK? That seemed to take a lot out of you."

"I said I'm fine!" She kicks off, peeling down the street. It surprises you and makes you hold onto her even tighter. "Don't ask me questions like that." You try to verbally poke and prod at her, but she doesn't respond to you for the rest of the ride.

In no time, with a few close calls on some abandoned cars, you make it back to... oh dear lord. M.E.M.E Tower. That guy in charge must've done that as a joke or something. No one could be that oblivious. You're driven back to an underground carpark, which lead to an elevator back to that lab where you got your driver back.

The hunched over afro dude, you think Sally called him Harny or something, approaches you with an expecting open hand. "Can I actually finish working on your driver now."

You pull your driver out to give it to him, then strangely hesitate "I'll get it back, right?" You ask while clutching the driver lightly to your chest.

Henry gives you a strange look, before carefully saying "Uhh... yeah. Of course?" You hand it over to him, still keeping a tight grip on it to the point where he needs to force it out of your hand. That felt... strange.

It's going to be a minute until your driver is ready for you. This might be a good time to ask some questions from someone who isn't ready to bite your head off.

What do you ask Henry?

>Ask what's up with Sally?
>Ask what's up with Liam?
>Ask what's with Henry himself?
>Ask him about the monsters you've been fighting
>Ask about the drivers
>Ask about your disk
>Write In
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>>3784371
These can be done together, right?
>Ask what's up with Sally?
>Ask what's up with Liam?
>Ask what's with Henry himself?
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>>3784371
>Ask him about the monsters you've been fighting
>Ask about the drivers
>Ask about your disk
>Ask about Kamen Rider "t"
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>>3784374
>>3784381
If this finally gets through, sorry for the cut off. 4chan shat its pants on me. Consider this session PAUSED until Saturday 5PM CST.
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>>3784371
>Ask what's up with Sally?
>Ask what's up with Liam?
>Ask what's with Henry himself?
>Ask him about the monsters you've been fighting
>Ask about the drivers
>Ask about your disk
>Write In
"Who's voice is that in my head that tells me to do stuff?"
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>>3786145

Kamen Rider Newgrounds!

>Everything...
HENSHIN!
>By Everyone!
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>Riderman style mask
An interesting choice, but I love it none the less. Thank you for this gift Anon.
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>>Riderman style mask
Please tell me you actually know what the head part is.
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>>3786693
Yeah I do. But I thought of Riderman first when I saw it.
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>>3786008
oh and maybe ask about that blue ranger...
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>>3784381
>>3786008
>>3787330
Session RESUME

You open your mouth to ask your questions, but barely a breath comes out. Actually, you feel stiff. You can't move! You fall

over on the ground. It stil hurts like hell despite feeling so stiff. Breathing is rough and difficult. It takes a second,

but Henry finally notices you're not even moving.

He rushes to your side and kind of stares at you anxiously. "Dammit. I'm a scientists, not a doctor!" After a few more

seconds he gets the bright idea to check your pulse. You can only assume he feels nothing. Then he finally gives up and

calls for Sally. And leaves you alone on the ground.

Thankfully your ability to move returns to you before you suffocate. A minute later Henry returns with a very pissed off

Sally. "Interupt my break again and I'll break your arm." She says, clearly not giving a single fuck before leaving once

again.

Henry, being a lot less pissy than her still feels the need to check up on you. "Are you alright!? What happened to you?!"

"I don't know. Suddenly for no reason I just couldn't move." You stretch your limbs Henry thinks on it for a moment, then brushes it off muttering something about "going down" and returns to his work.

You lean on the table Henry is working on, and think up your first question you wanna ask him. Hmmm. "So," you say, breaking the awkward silence between you two after your possible stroke. "What's the deal with that Sally girl. Why's SHE a rider instead of anyone else?"

Without even looking up, Henry responds. "Because Mr. Hyard thought she was the best pick, despite her disability."

"Disability?" You ask. First time you're hearing this.

"Yeah." He responds "She has a heart condition. It's way harder for her body to pump blood so she gets exhausted faster than a normal person. Doesn't help that she keeps working out and training despite all that."

Now you're starting to feel a bit concerned for her. "Is it fatal?"

"Not on its own. At worst it'll shave a year off her life." Then he stops his work. "But if she keeps using the rider system without a compatable data disk... if she pushes herself too hard she'll kill herself." He continues his work, clearly trying to take his mind off of what he just said.

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It'd probably be best to change topic, you think. "What about your boss? Why's he so..."

"Eccentric?" He finishes. "It's just the way he is. Probably from growing up watching too much TV or something."

You're probably not going to get a much better answer than that. "Well what about you? What's your story?"

"I'm just a guy." He says, slightly stuttering his words. "Graduated from collage, and I was scooped up by Mr. Hyard a couple years back. Then he gave me the design concept for the rider system and now I'm helping people fight monsters."

"Oh yeah" that reminds you. "What are those monsters?"

This actually makes him stop working. He grabs a nearby note pad and quickly examines it, flipping through a bunch of pages. "As far as we're aware, the memetic creatures are the result of a meme infecting a persons brain so much it also affects the persons own DNA. Thanks to the rider system, we're able to extract the saturated memetic data into a compact disk. This reverts the victims DNA to a previous normal state and gives us information to use to help further the development of the drivers."

He really sounds like he's reading off of a script. "What about the disks me and sourpuss use? Did you extract those too?"

"Sour puss?" He asks, genuinely confused. Then it hits him. "Oh, you mean Sally. Your disks were manufactured here using websites as a sort of conduit for other memes." Then he stares you dead in the eye. "We're actually not sure how you're creating your own memes. We've had to insert them onto the disks previously. But you seem to have the ability to create them on the fly. Somehow."

You have a special power? Huh, neat. "So what about the drivers? Why are mine and upsetti spaghetti's different?" You ask, eyeing your driver. Making sure it's OK. Even inching your hand closer to it.

"After you stole the B-Driver" He gives you a slight dirty look on the word "stole." "Mr. Hyard had me accelerate development of the C-Driver instead of just making a new B-Driver."

Oh fuck! You just remembered something you've been worried about! "Right, speaking of stole, who was that blue ranger guy with the t on their chest?"

"Blue ranger with a-OH! You must be referring to Sally's previous data disk. That was tumblr. It didn't survive being defeated and shattered, so I refined it into Reddit."

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"Right. Well what abou-"

"Don't you have anything else to do besides sit around asking questions all day!?" His anger finally bursts out!

Normally you might not care and keep asking, but the frustration might damage your driver. "Okay okay, last one I swear."

He huffs in anger "fine!"

"What's that voice I keep hearing in my head?" You spit out.

"W-what voice? Unless you mean the driver's voice, which isn't in your head, you should probably go get that checked out. Somewhere ELSE."

It's probably best you... go off and do something else.

Where do you go?
>Check up on Sally: That news about her heart has you worried. Buuuut she might try to bite your head off if you talk to her about it
>Report to Liam: You need your money and it might be best to make sure he's in the loop.
>Go get something to eat: Gotta eat and keep up your strength.
>Write In: Other location sounds cooler.
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>>3787427
>Go get something to eat: Gotta eat and keep up your strength.
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>>3787427
>Go get something to eat: Gotta eat and keep up your strength.

>Write In: Other location sounds cooler.

Then figure out a place where we can train. If the driver boosts our abilities proportional to how we are in our civilian state...maybe getting /fit/ will help?
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>>3787461
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>>3787439
>>3787461
Your stomach rumbles loudly. Yeah, you definitely need something to eat after all this. You could leave to get something to eat now and come back later, but you don't feel... safe? Yeah, safe, going out without your driver. So you sit there in silence and wait. And wait. And wait for another HOUR until Henry finally finishes up with your driver.

His mood's definitely lifted from the silence and work. "Okay, here's your driver. Keep it out of extreme cold temperatures, don't submerge it in water, and DO NOT lose it."

You don't fully pay attention to what he says, quickly snatching it out of his hands and speed walking out the door. Your stomach is going nuts! "Alright, see you later dude!" Whether Henry said something on your way out, you'll never know. Your hunger controls you.

As you exit the building, something occurs to you. You're not in you home town anymore. You barely noticed during your fight, too much Adrenalin, but now it really hits you that you're in a city. MEME Tower may be one of the biggest buildings around, but there's certainly some competition with tons of other skyscrapers reaching into the heavens.

You pull your phone out to check where you are. Yep. You're in the city neighboring your town, Mutere. It's a hell of a lot bigger than your town, but it's not that far. You can take a train back home. You find one on your GPS, and set off. The hustle and bustle of the city definitely feels different to a small town. People running across the street at any gap between cars. Lotta pushy people. You may've gotten stronger, but not stronger than a crowd of people with a New York minute to spare.
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Thankfully you make it to the train station without being pushed into the street to be ran over. Not sure your driver could save you from that. It'd really hurt at the very least.

You pay for your ticket, and find a seat with no one else already on it. Solitude, perfect. Unfortunately it doesn't last, as some blonde tourist looking dude stops at your seat. "Hey, excuse me but there's no other seats left. Mind if I park myself next to you?"

You'd rather he not, but it'd probably be easier to just let him sit here. "Sure." You say, gesturing to the seat next to you. You could've swore the train wasn't that packed.

He eagerly sits himself down next to you, jostling you a bit in your seat. And holds his hand out to you. "My name's Fred, Fred Eagle! Nice to meet you..." He trails off, obviously expecting you to answer with your own name.

"Tokuza" you say unenthusiastically, grabbing his hand. His grip surprises you as he shakes your hand like he met some celebrity. He seems to take the hint that you're not as happy as he is to chat. So he spends the rest of the train ride in silence. You just watch the landscape roll by in peace, letting time slip away.

And in no time flat, you reach Agudemie. What a pleasant ride. You wait for Fred to get his multiple bags that he's carrying, but before you can get up he suddenly speaks up again. "Hey, as thanks for lettin' me sit next to you, why don't I take you out for Lunch? My treat!"

Free food does sound nice. What do you say?

>Take up his offer: Hey, he's paying.
>Turn him down: I'm fine with paying for my own meal.
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>Take up his offer: Hey, he's paying.
"Sure, I know just the place."
Take him to our usual meal place. Authentic experience!

Offer to help carry one of his heavier bags too.
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>>3787598
>Turn him down: I'm fine with paying for my own meal.
I do not trust
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>>3787608
>>3787634
The hands of fate dictate that I roll, for your amount of trust. I don't feel like rhyming anymore.
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>>3787668
Heh.

Dick Tate...
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>>3787634
Now, you're not gay. You think. You like traps, but they're definitely not gay. But free food is free food. You'll trust this guy for now. "Sure dude! Hey, how about I carry one of heavier bags?"

His smile widens at your acceptance. "Sure dude!" And he hands you probably the second biggest bag he has, and good GOD IN HEAVEN! This thing weights a ton! How strong is this guy?! You're lucky it has wheels and you can just drag, it.

"Fuck man," you say, pulling out the handle without even holding the bag down. "the hell's in these things? Rocks!?"

He chuckles to himself. "No, it's just a bunch of my stuff. I'm kind of moving here. I'll tell you about it when we get some grub!"

You perk up, "I know a great spot we can go to that's not far from here!" You lead him out of the train and onto the streets of Agudemie. The calmer nature of the town certainly feels nicer having gotten out of the city. Though you're sure this anchor would help you from being pushed around. You were planning to go to the gym or something anyway, so I guess this is like a pre-workout or something?

In no time flat though, you finally get to a regular stomping ground of yours. The salt and pepper diner. You came here a lot as a kid, and still do when you got some money to spare and don't feel like having hot pockets for dinner. And now it's not even your money!

You go inside and get a nice booth seat. You sit across from him, and a waitress gives you your menu.

What order?
>Write in some FOOD!

What do?
>Chat with the dude about yourself
>Chat with the dude about him
>Write In Topic
>23<R37 ^^3^^3 Path: #)($**%)&%(*_)
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>>23<R37 ^^3^^3 Path: #)($**%)&%(*_)

The fuck is this l33t looking stuff?

>What order?

Well if he's buying, get our usual and recommend he look at the menu and try whatever attracts his eye. It's all good.


>What Do.

>Go put in seven dollars into the juke box to play What's New Pussy Cat for as long as we can.

Order and wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnkrL42R7gk

I wanna provoke a meme
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>>3787741
actually scratch that meme making business.

Ask Mr. Eagle about himself.
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>>3787780
Aw, I was gonna support you too.
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>>3787782
...Well I mean if you want too...
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>>3787780
If this is your choice, then I will not stop you. Writing.
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>>3787757
>>3787780
>>3787782
You eye that jukebox on the other side of the diner. You get the temptation to play a funny prank on the entire diner. Fred notices your hungry eyes and gets a similar idea. "You wanna go screw with that jukebox?"

You hesitate, maybe memeing on this diner would be a bad idea. "Nah, sorry dude." You say, setting down your menu. He seems genuinely disappointed by your lack of mischief. "So, what brings you to this town?" You ask, trying to distract him.

He perks back up lightly. "Oh, see I'm a reporter! I have a blog about cryptoids! I travel across all of America, documenting all kinds of strange creatures!" He pulls out his camera with a huge grin.

You look at some of the pictures, lot of weird looking animals, some are a bit blurry. Others are clear but obscured. You're still wondering "Yeah, but what made you come here specifically?"

"I heard rumor of tons of different weird monsters showing up, I just had to come check it out for myself." By this point, the food you two have ordered has finally arrived. For you, a burger with a fried egg on it and a side of fries! Fred just got a regular burger and fries.

You dig into your meals, man free food just tastes much better than stuff you pay for. Unfortunately it's cut off by a loud annoying tone. You check your phone, nothing going off. Then it hits you, your watch! You check it, and yep there's apparently a monster in the area. Damn, and you were having such a nice time too.

"What's that?" Fred asks, coming up from his food.

"Nothing." You say dismissively. And check where it is on the map. Maybe you can put it off long enough to finish your meal. the map opens up and it's nothing but red. Huh, that's definitely weird. You try to zoom out and you realize that it's big because that's how big the monster is! FUCK FUCK FUck fUck!

You bolt from your seat and rush outside, pushing through a family at the entrance. And you step outside, blocking out the sun in your eyes searching through the sky looking for some kind of huge monster. That's the only thing it could be, right...?

Strangely enough though, no monster. You don't even hear the normal screams of panic in the distance. There's nothing but a peaceful day out. What's going on?!

NEXT TIME ON KAMEN RIDER CHAN!

Get to the bottom of this strange phenomena, tomorrow Sunday at 5:00PM CST!

Thanks for playing, ciao!
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>>3787951
a cryptid photographer and reporter

...Fred Eagle, my man you are going to be a reoccuring character!
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>>3787951
>Is the monster a giant, is it flying, or underground?

>Is it existing on a vibrational wave-length different from our own?

>...is it in the mirror dimension?

>or even...still on the internet?
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OK, no giant monster. That's... probably good. That means it's either underground, but there's no earth quakes so that's probably out of the question too. So your watch is probably glitching. But there might still be a regular monster around. You look around, scanning the crowd. It's... just a bunch of regular people. A couple people kind of stand out. Some cowboy looking dude, a middle aged man in a huge jeep, some huge thot, yeah nothing you'd qualify as a monster.

You're cut from your theories as your watch continues beeping. How do you shut this thing u-oh wait. There's a phone icon on it. You guess someone's calling you? You tap the icon on your watch, and just as you sort of expected, you're greeted by Henry's pleasant face.

"Tokuza, what in the world's going on out there?! Are you seeing this HUGE reading!? Is there already a giant monster there!?" He's definitely as panicked as you were. Or still are, you guess.

"No!" You half shout back to him. "I thought the same thing, but it's a normal day out! No one's running or screaming or anything!" You throw your free arm up in the air for emphasis.

This leaves him completely stunned. "I-I-I-but-how-when" He stutters a bit more before shouting at the top of his lungs "GAAAAAAAHHHH!" and then grabs the camera. "I'll call you back when I figure this out!" The transmission is cut abruptly, and you're left with only the sounds of the crowd. And,

"Hey, what was that all about?" It's Fred! How long was he there!? What did he hear!?

"Uhhh, it was, uuhhh-" You need to think of something, and fast!

>Come clean: You can't handle keeping this a secret anymore. You gotta tell at least Fred what you were doing.
>Make up an excuse: Write in how you'd explain away what he might have just heard
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>>3789940
>Make up an excuse:
>That was my LARPing group asking me to join them. They already seemed in character so I played along while still denying them.
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"That, what was just my-uh, LARPing group!" You say, forcing a smile on your face.

Fred however raises a skeptical eyebrow. "You're in a LARPing group?"

"Yeah," hopefully he also buys you sweating from the heat in the air and not how stressed you are. "I was just talking to them in character. They wanted me to show up, but I turned them down in character."

"Why'd you turn them down?" He asks. OK, good. He's probably bought your story. Now you just gotta keep this up.

"Because I'm, uh, hanging out with you!"

"Oh..." He takes a second to himself. "That's real nice dude." Oh thank god you got away with tha-"But you shouldn't ditch your friends for a random guy like me."

You slowly make your way back into the salt and pepper diner, subtly trying to end this conversation. "Yeah, I'll be sure to remember that next time. Sorry."

"I'm not the one you should be apologizing to dude." He says while going ahead of you back to your table.

You've managed to keep your secret hidden from Fred. What do you plan on doing after you're done eating?

>Go work out: You had plans to try and get some gains before all this happened.
>Go searching for whatever's setting off your watch: You're not one to wait on others. Best to investigate now.
>Go Home: You're tired, too much work. You need a nap
>Write In: New idea?

Also, what do you do with Fred?
>Ask if he wants to tag along for a while longer
>Drop him at the Diner
>Write In: Try something else with him, I dunno.
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>Go work out: You had plans to try and get some gains before all this happened.

Miss Summers works out despite her condition, maybe we should look into work outs she can do that won't harm her and we can do them together?

>Fred

"Hey Fred, you seem pretty strong. Wanna help me train for my LARP? It takes a lot of energy."
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>>3790092
>Go work out: You had plans to try and get some gains before all this happened.

>Drop him at the Diner
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The rest of your meal goes relatively uneventful. Some salt is spilt on you, and you do in fact hear What's New Pussycat played on the jukebox. Though it was only once. Maybe. It was pretty long. But not long enough to drive people crazy.

"Hey Fred." You get his attention as he's finishing up the last of his fries. "I was thinking of hitting up the gym to train for my LARP. Wanna help me? You seem pretty strong."

He holds a finger up, and chugs down the last of his drink before answering. "Hell yeah dude! I'd love to help you get stronger!"

You smile lightly at his response. You actually weren't expecting him to say yes. In no time you finish up your food as well, and step out of the diner. You walk down the street, with Fred following just behind you. Until you realize "I have no idea what Gym I should go to."

Fred looks a bit disappointed, then thinks for a moment. "Well, do you have one on your normal commute?"

"Yeah." There is one you always see on your way to the grocery store.

"Well let's start there!" He says, gesturing to you to lead the way! You actually turn around and go back the way you came.

"It's, uh, quicker this way." Fred just nods and follows along happily, still carrying around his multitude of bags. You hope he doesn't tire himself out before getting to the gym. Which is very possible, as the walk does take a while. Nearly half an hour.

Then you finally arrive. Robos health and fitness center. You must've seen this place a hundred times, tried to work out here a few times for a new years resolution to git fit. Unfortunately you always gave up the first month in. Hopefully this time it will be different.

"Ah, it's Twinkuza. Finally going to use that year long membership you got!?" The man you know as Robo says upon entering. You avoid eye contact and try to walk past him. Fred hangs back to register himself, giving the man a dirty look the entire time.

You're now in Robos Health And Fitness Centerâ„¢. Finally going to get gained. But the question is, how do you get gained?

>Try lifting a bunch of things: You're not entirely sure how a bunch of this stuff works, so just lifting stuff is probably a good place to start. (Strength training)
>Use those treadmills: You think you're going to be running a lot in the future, so this might help out. (Agility Training)
>Write In: You saw this one good looking work out plan on /fit/ one time that you've wanted to try out for a while.
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>>3790239
Shit, I forgot to add, roll a d20 no matter what you pick.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3790239
>Use those treadmills: You think you're going to be running a lot in the future, so this might help out. (Agility Training)
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>>3790266
... Is that 1 only applicable to that type of training?
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>>3790271
With how little rolls we get? Heck no.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3790250
>Use those treadmills: You think you're going to be running a lot in the future, so this might help out. (Agility Training)
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>>3790266
>>3790285
Alright, I have doubts of a third roll. One of you boys give me the third one purease.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

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>>3790315
Thank you Anon, this might not be so shit now. Righting the wrongs.
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>>3790317

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4>>3790317


We just gotta have the Eye of the Tiger.
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Mh. So if we draw data meme strength from Ken, would it be /p/ power for his photo or /x/ for his cryptid fascination based? /trv/ power?

>His camera turns into a disc when he social link with him, and all of the pictures of the monster we see

'Dude, all my pictures!'

'...Sorry?....wanna become a Kamen Rider?'
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>>3790419
Now that I think about it, drawfagging and samefagging aren't just restricted to /qst/. Maybe we can branch out into other boards if we write in?
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>>3790285
>>3790266
You walk up to an open treadmill, relaxing a bit now that you're a bit further from Robo. And step up on it. Fred drops his bags next to it and leans on it's side. "I think you should start at a simple jogging speed for a bit. Work your way up!" He says with a grin. You steel your resolve. Gonna get fit! Gonna get fast and kick some monster a-SHIT!

You turn on the treadmill, and it suddenly flings you off of it, into another machine. You hit your head hard from it, but thankfully nothing actually fell on you. Fred runs straight for you and helps you up, "are you OK!?" He asks with a large amount of concern in his voice.

"No!" You exclaim! "I got fucked by a treadmill. I feel like shit." And while you're recovering, you can hear Robo laughing his ass off. Bastard. You're finally able to stand on your own, and you immediately turn down the speed of the treadmill from "launcher" to "grandma walks the dog" levels. "How the fuck did that happen?" You ask, rubbing your head.

"Some dipstick must've left it on high or something." Fred says, shaking his head in disappointment. This time, you CHECK the fucking speed of the damn treadmill before stepping onto it. Walking speed, OK. You step up and start walking on it. Fred turns it up a big and you're now jogging.

(cont)
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Finally, you're actually working out! Your legs are burning! Your heart is racing! You feel like you could go on for hours! You run! And run! That burning's kind of spreading. And your chest hurts. You feel lightheaded, oh god you're exhausted! Fred seems to get the picture, and turns the treadmill off.

You sit down on the now still treadmill. "How-" You take a breath "-how long was that!?"

Fred gives you a bit of a sad look, then lays it down on you. "You only ran for two minutes."

You groan loudly. "Why the fuck is working out so damn difficult!?"

Fred sits down on one of his bags next to you. "It'll get easier dude, you're just starting out." He says while patting you on the back.

Unfortunately this nice support is cut off by your watch beeping again. "Ah, another phone call. Probably my LARP buddy." You say while tapping the screen of your watch. Once again you see Henry's face almost squished into frame. "HEY! LARPING! BUDDY!" you shout, very carefully while eyeing Henry.

He pauses for a moment, until you turn your watch to face Fred a bit more. Then Henry seems to get the picture. "Ah, yes. Tokuza, I have a,ah-a-a new mechanic for our next LARP session! I was thinking of having the enemies hide in regular people and give you an AREA to search for them on your watch. The big red dot! So when you find them you can finally fight them!"

You nod your head slowly, repeatedly glancing at Fred making sure he isn't wising up. Doesn't look like it. "Alright! I'll get on that as soon as possible!" You hang up, then check your watch's tracker. Yep, still huge.

"Boy," Fred chuckles, "you guys sure are dedicated huh?"

"Yeah, heheh." You're pretty tired, and you're probably not going to get much more out of working out now. What would you like to do next?

>Search for the monster: Now that you know what to do, you need to find that monster fast!
>Head Home: A good nights rest will probably be best before searching for a monster
>Write In: Go somewhere else
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>>3790438
First and check and make sure Ken isn't a dot then that asshat Robo.

>Search for the monster: Now that you know what to do, you need to find that monster fast!

Tell Ken if he wants to stay to make sure to keep a distance. Enemies are method actors who won't break character until defeated in a big pyrotechnic SFX display.
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>>3790432

Mh. Would getting 'sauce' mean source data for Henry to use?
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>>3790438
>Search for the monster: Now that you know what to do, you need to find that monster fast!
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>>3790553
No rest for justice! You pick yourself up off the treadmill, and stretch a bit. "Alright Ken"

"My name is Fred"

"I'm gonna go out on a LARPing session, and find me a monster. You're welcome to join me, but you should stay back when we find them. These guys are super serious method actors who won't stop LARPing until they 'die'" you gesture with air quotes "in a big fiery SFX display."

Fred chuckles lightly, clearly finding your LARPing story silly. "Yeah sure dude, I'd love to see what one of your LARPing sessions look like."

You're about to walk out, before turning back to Fred. "Just to be sure, YOU're not the enemy are you? You feeling a bit memey?" You point at him accusitorily.

Fred actually seems a bit shocked by your accusation, before another grin comes across his face. "Nah dude, I only meme medicinally I swear." He says almost falling into full out laughter.

You smile to yourself, relaxing that he's not the one you have to beat up. Robo however, you would like to beat up. With the knowledge that you might get to kick his ass today, you walk up to Robo's front desk and confront him. "You!" You shout. "I bet you're the hidden monster!"

"Fuck off." He says without even looking at you. You conclude he's definitely not the hidden monster. Damn, you were really hoping he was the one.

You step outside and check your watch, still a big red circle. Not many places to start, so you suppose the center would be best. Fred seems happily content to just follow you. You have no idea how he's carrying all those bags so effortlessly.

After a while, you come to realize that the center of the red dot is actually a local mall. Lot of people there, probably easy to find someone who stands out. You enter the mall, and come to a stop at the first intersection, the task of finding a needle in a haystack finally hitting you. This is going to take all day and night, who knows when you'll find the right pers-

"Hey is that Shia Labouf?" Fred pipes up

What the fuck?!

NEXT TIME ON KAMEN RIDER CHAN!

Meeting THE Shia Labouf!? Tuesday at 5:00PM CST!

And now introducing, The Kamen Rider Chan twitter account! https://twitter.com/ex_x69 Keep an eye on this for updates and memes!

Thanks for playing! Ciao!
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>>3790663

Kamen Rider Youtube is gonna be needed to save our asses.

Quick use ASMR to calm him down then Cat videos to finish!
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>>3790685
Just drawfag his HWNDU flag.
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>>3790699
I'd ask'em when he'll go on Christy Carlson Romano's cooking Youtube show. Who better then Ren Stevens/Kim Possible?

She's a cutie. Plus it crosses over /tv/ /co/ and /ck/
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There he is. Just standing there in the middle of the mall. Chatting with some giga thot. No one even really seems to notice him. You'd think he'd be swarmed by fans. And memers such as yourself. But no, people are just walking by him without a even so much as a passing glance.

You observe him for a moment, he stands there in a regular black t-shirt and pants but in a different shade of black. The thot he's talking to looks like a walking barbie doll. Her breasts barely move, and her ass seems to be forced inside shorts too small for her. Her spray on tan rubs off on the edges of her clothes, and she has a smol dog in her purse.

"What do you think Shia's doing in a place like this." Fred pulls you out of your... deep observation of the pair.

You shrug your shoulders. "Beats me dude. I haven't heard of any he will not divide us protests being set up."

Fred rubs his clean shaven chin, most likely subtly wishing he had a beard. "Perhaps he-hey he's getting away!"

Fred's right! While you were gossiping it seems he got done with that THOT and is now continuing whatever tasks he has planned for the day. There's a good chance he's the monster in disguise. You can't let him get away now!

How do you deal with the rapidly escaping Shia?

>Follow him: Just stay near him and keep an eye on him without worrying if he sees you or not. Risks him spotting you.
>Stalk him: Stay extra sneaky and watch him while being sure he doesn't see you. Risks losing him in a crowd.
>Confront him now!: You don't have time to play detective, he's probably the monster anyway. Obvious risks.
>Write In: Perfect idea for Shia.
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>>3794180
Hum... I'm half-tempted to scream "he will not divide us"...
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>>3794180
>>3794240

>Follow him: Just stay near him and keep an eye on him without worrying if he sees you or not. Risks him spotting you.

If he spots us, and asks questions. Then just shout out for Optimus or Bumble Bee and run.
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>>3794180
>Follow him: Just stay near him and keep an eye on him without worrying if he sees you or not. Risks him spotting you.
>Follow him: Just stay near him and keep an eye on him without worrying if he sees you or not. Risks him spotting you.
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Sorry to end things when they're just getting good, Anons. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to put this crazy adventure on hold indefinitely. Life is too hard for me right now and I can't continue this in good faith.

To the 33 who participated, thank you. Another life, another time. Thanks for playing. Ciao~
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>>3795020
Fuuuuck, really? Hope you come back while I'm still alive.
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>>3795020
Well shit. ok.

if you ever wanna continue, i'll keep an eye out.
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>>3795020
Good luck OP. I'll keep an eye out for your return.



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