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>The Story so far
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest

>You
>Are Anonymous

CHARACTER SHEET
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing


>A boy
>A Necro-Meme-Wizard
>Who has put a lot of things into motion
>You have a tiny kingdom
>Which is a big step up from what you used to have
>Nothing
>Not even a fighting chance

>With the help of your Fairy God-Eldritch Horror Mom
>You have changed all of that
>Now

>You are a fledgling king
>In the presence of a very experienced ruler

>QUEEN MOON BUTTERFLY

QM: "Does my offer surprise you?"
A: "Y-yes. You're letting me just destroy the pixies?"
QM: "I am allowing you the chance to kill Ludo. As you promised."
A: "So why give me Cold Iron?"

QM: "So that the Pixies cannot stop you."
A: "What if I kill them all?"
QM: "Put simply you cannot. You can ruin them however. Which would have no consequences for my kingdom. If you expose thier treachery."

cont
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>>3726105
>>3726105

>Moon has laid out an offer to you
>You captured a squad of her soldiers, that you have found guilty
>GUILTY OF SLAVE TRADING, SUBTERFUGE AND MURDER

A: "So you want to trade Heartrude's People. For the iron?"
QM: "Yes. Isn't a resistance to anti-magic important to you?"
>MM
>MMMMM
>It might be

20,000 Units of Cold Iron.
>In exchange for the prisoners
>And for you to attack the Pixie Queen's Castle
>Killing Ludo who hides beneath it

>Thing is
>You are about to start a war on Hell

>To save everyone from earth dimension

>Moon wants you to finish her war on Mewni
>For power and influence combined


It's your decision, little king
Your burden.
All the pieces are about to fall.

>You decide which domino drops first

What do?
P.S. Wanna join the fun? We have a player's list on our discord. Confirm your ID after just one session and you're ready to rock.

https://discord.gg/x25nASh

Bless.
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boop
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>>3726110
we can just accept the term now and we can tell her that we can do the pixie raid later on because we have more pressing issues.

IF we cannot however, I say we still exchange the prisoners right away anyways, because it's too much to keep track of WHILE we do the hell raid.

anon should also ask queen moon how the kids from the earth realm are doing. That is partly why we are here.

After anon leaves the meeting, he should also grab some food to eat to regain more HP if we are not at full yet.
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>>3726110
I don't want Heartrude's land. It'll just result in resentful nobles and more attempts at skullduggery. That not a good thing combined with our temper.

The squire deserves a chance to become a knight under a better knight then what she had.

We should focus on saving earth dimension as that is what Glossaryck said we need to do and the blackhole has almost gotten out before and leaving it be will just allow more chances to get out.
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>>3726110
Logic dictates that fighting in one front is easier than fighting in two at the same time.
Maybe we should finish the thing in Mewni before we blow another place up.

I find it weird that Moon would go for such a roundabount way of fighting this slavery thing in Mewni.

How long has she been buying and freeing slaves using her court's cash? Wouldn't it be much easier to just...STOP her nobles from selling their serfs as slaves?

What would happen to Heartrude's men? The Commander? and the Squire?
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>>3726105

Seconding >>3726143 's general sentiment. 2 front war against 2 well established kingdoms with our puny little one is just a suicide pact. Negotiate or vie for additional time from Moon while taking her Captives off our hands (OR, at the very least, sending supplies to keep them housed and away from her kingdom. Send it under the guise of a trade agreement or something). I don't mind agreeing cuz we gotta flush out Ludo anyways and the assistance would be nice... As would the additional land acquisition. Which, btw, would be seceded to webwillow, right? As opposed to falling under fealty to the butterflies?
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>>3726148
I also support not wanting heartrude's land. I don't think it will be useful to use until like a few months/a year or two passes by. If we tried to expand into their now, we would be stretched thin, and if we don't the place would look shady/abandoned.
In return of not wanting land we could ask the queen to retain the squire and a small amount of metal, if we are going to keep the squire, otherwise ask for some metal in exchange, this can help us with making the cage as well as getting non-violent metal for wondervon's quest
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Should we tell her about Toffee and about what he's trying to do?
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>>3726160
Can we really reject the offer though?

We need METAL to build Wondervon and Luna's device to save Earth. Having all that fucking land that may be would certainly help us. Even if there's no metal in it we can still use the land to make money to achieve our ends.

>>3726166
He has an us on his side. Whatever side that is.
Does Moon know about Glossaryk's shit and the spells? SHe's n the MHC. She must now right? Hek knows.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3726152
I'm just gonna mention we're already logistically setup for the raid on Hell. Our party has the fire resist. We got the additional gear. Even once we complete it, we're still gonna need all the metal BUT we *should* have a powerful new Ally if we can rescue him from Betty White's clutches. Party is also relatively new with working together, might be better to test the dynamics in a setting where we have some advantages instead of complete unknowns to work out any potential issues.
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>>3726110
>give moon the men gratis as one ruler to another and if we need the Cold Iron we will approach her for it.

Tell her what is important is forging a relationship. We are a young king with little on hand and in some very deep issues that go beyond Mewni. We arent interested in playing games, only getting things done and making the universe a less bullshit palce.

>instead ask her to speak plainly. An exhange of state secrets. We are sure she has questions of us. We have little to hide at this point.
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>>3726168
Then if there was a promise/guarantee that the land had a cave OR metal there then I guess anon can accept her offer.
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We currently have a mine in our current holdings we just need to actually mine it. From what I remember it's really good like a 98/100 mine.
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>>3726110
Here is my take on Heartrudes land. Moon is making to solidify her power. She wants the Pixies broken, monsters wiped out and the Nobels cowed. HT is the likely strongest dissident and her relative. If she, without a moments hesitation executes him, strips his lands and titles and hands them to some ugly, smelly human meat golem, it sends the message that Moon is not to be fucked with and she will destroy anyone for stepping out of line, and I think she is doing this all for Star. Shes a mother and a Queen.


Right now we have to make a choice on Moon. Do we want to throw in with her, solidify her rule and all that that entails?


Shes gaurded about us and Ive pushed for this before but I think that she as Queen of Mewni and Head of the MHC is someone we have to be candid with. Things will grow beyond the monster war and already have. While Ludo is a problem, hes not the problem that Toffee weilding a rogue Luna and Time magic are.


Im for going all in with Moon so long as we are recognized King of Earth and she treats with us one on one in private. We need to raise the issue of Toffee and Glossyrck, the Black Hole and other things.

We need a friend in a high place and striaght up going "I wont play games if you wont becasue the universe cant afford it."

We stopped Lucikron, we know why time skipped, we know what Toffee is doing and why. We have magic beyond what they know. I dont want to keep thrashing in the dirt, struggling alone when we can stary making friends with real power players.

>tell moon we need the MHC called now apart from the Ludo shit. We will request the iron if and when we need it but right now there is a bunch of shit the players need to know about Toffee, Earth dimension, ourselves and we want to be transparent because fuck playing the game of thrones.


That and I dont really fear the MHC or Moon.
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>>3726188
>>3726181
The lands are huge and vast and give us a super high position in Moon court. Its huge but again, I dont want our relaitonship with Moon to be transactional. Thats not what we are about. I want to grab moon by the shoulders and go, "Listen, there is BIGSHIT.TXT you power players need to know so sit and let me tell you and help me formulate a plan because fucking around with noble politics and drama is retarded when your mortal enemy is going to reverse the state of existence to the primordial void of unknown nonexistent potential so he can call god a faggot for making him a pet.
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>>3726196
This is also good to bring up I think
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>>3726196

We didn't stop Lucikron. Star froze time. We wrote him into a loss and then broke the typewriter.

>>3726200
>The lands are huge and vast and give us a super high position in Moon court

We don't know that. We don't know anything about his holdings.
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>>3726152
Well considering Moon gets her Money from the Nobles I just assume she taxes the absolute fuck out of them and buys back the slaves using the money they got from selling slaves. Its stupid but effective. The question is if the taxes drive slavery in a vicious cycle.


Thats the story of Mewni isnt it. Vicious cycles. Mewmans thrown onto a planet and fight monsters to survive, monsters fight mewmans to survive, so on and so on down the line. The whole thing is set up for a force to destabilize the status quo and through plot being about a better world. The plots dead, shits off the rails so its all falling apart.

Moon needs to understand this and see Anon as not just some useful pawn but a partner in fixing shit.

Sure we could Nuke the Pixies with cold iron dirty bombs and crucicrush a rod of Cold Iron. Hell 20k units is enough to make the RKV and cruicrush it from orbit on the Pixie castle and kill Ludo but Wondervon would lose his mind and thats not the world we want to make.

We all rise up as one, not build a tower from the bones of the unchosen
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Remember Anon overconfidence is a slow and insidiousness killer.
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>>3726207
Dont just Nitpick, use your brain. My intent is to explain to Moon and the MHC just WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGON.txt in full unedited memory detail. Invoke the box of truth, whatever. We, some rando human know shit we couldnt by virtue of being extradimensional.

Hearttrude is the most outspoken noble against moon, shes said it, it logically follows and HT is close family. He has huge holdings and would need to to even think about opposing moon and selling his rebellion to othet nobles.
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>>3726196
I actually don't mind backing her. She's shown (actions, not words) that she's not like the other Mewnian nobles. Both her and her husband. Granted, she's freeing the Mewman slaves, but still... She may mostly be putting up a front to be keeping the nobles in line and avoid civil unrest. I'm for backing her in this regard... For as strict and a hardass as she's been... Her "lessons" could very well mirror some of what Hekapoo puts us through... School of Hard Knocks. And I'm not necessarily against that. She hasn't seemed duplicitous towards us, and seems to be the one of the few folks in high places that have even been willing to recognize and respect our potential, shabby and ill-mannered as we may seem on the outside. I think she makes a ton of insight rolls with high modifiers to support that and it's what's allowed her to stay in power despite her inner struggles
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>>3726228
Imagine then, this child king wizard prodigy that has been at the center of huge happenings, lives in a dimension that shouldnt exist and was approached by and rejected your mortal enemy looks ar you and goes "lets not fuck around, Im going to spit truth and see where it takes us."
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>>3726226
>use your brain
take your own advice and don't inflating things that are likely to make anon over confidant. You're assuming the quality and quantity of his holdings.
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>>3726239
>Moon wants this noble dead and hasnt been able to
>noble is literally formenting a coup against Moon Butterfly
>has the power and influence to sway the court
>sells his own peasants as cheap slave money
>has an entire company of Mewman Knights
>is Moons literal close blood relative

>doesnt have significant holdings

Like I get youre trying to keep us from being stupid and assuming things, but this one is pretty obvious and clear.
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>>3726263
>has the power and influence to sway the court
He may just be a Pawn of a larger player. All we know is he sells slaves and tried to set us up. A lot of nobles are angry with moon after all. It's also a matriarchy.

>sells his own peasants as cheap slave money
His lands might be lacking if he needs to sell his peasants regularly or he is extremely greedy.

>Moons literal close blood relative
From my understanding that's not really that big of a deal with nobility given how often they intermarry to keep assets in the family.
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A: "...Take the prisoners. I just want to know what you'll do with Higgs."

QM: "Higgs?"

A: "The squire. She-"

QM: "Oh. You fancy her."
>River chimes in, going up to his wife
R: "Oh? How delightful!"

A: "I. Care. About the fate of people with dreams."

QM: "...is she a traitor?"

>You decide
>To be candid

A: "She was willing to work with traitors so she didn't risk losing her chance at a better life. Her Knight was the traitor. She hated going along with him."

QM: "She no older than you, is she?"
A: "Not even by a year."
QM: "She would still be old enough to fight and die if she wanted to. Because of that she would be tried as an adult. Imprisonment for life if I were merciful."
A: "Well. Are you?"
QM: "I make exceptions when I deem it fit. I could do that for the Squire if she swore off on her Commander's Actions."

>Oh
>A way to save herself

A: "She does. She would. She wants be stronger. I think she'd do even more if she wasn't under a prick's thumb."

>Moon's expression stays a monument of diamond calculation
>Her vague warmth before has been swallowed
>By whatever math is going on in her head

A: "Wait. Just..."
>You clench your fists
>And decide to do what you do best
>Tell the truth

A: "I don't care that much about the land. It's helpful, but my mission? MY. Mission. Is saving earth dimension."

>Moon
>Breaks her scowl
>And raises an eyebrow

QM: "You don't even -know- most of the creatures in your dimension."
A: "Doesn't matter. They deserve better."
QM: "By what metric?"
A: "Mine."
QM: "If you had to pick between the power I am offering and your world-"

A: "I'd pick my world in a fucking second because power doesn't equal friends. Or being right. It's just power."
>Moon
>Nods
>And appears to be listening now

>More truth
A: "I want the resources. I just don't want to spread myself so thin. I'm poised to make a big move."
QM: "What sort?"

A: "I'm invading Hell. Getting the soul of a human turned Demon Lord. Then using it to save Earth Dimension."

>Moon
>Scowls

cont
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>>3726263
>has the power and influence to sway the court
We don't know that. We have little understanding of the political landscape here.

>has an entire company of Mewman Knights
Who's to say that's a lot for the Mewmen's?
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>>3726289

QM: "The Underworld is one of my allies."
A: "So are the Pixies."
QM: "My daughter was never courted by the Pixie heir. If you openly attack Hell. I can't possibly label you as anything other than a rogue agent."

A: "...fuck."
>You are no politician

>Moon
>Breaks again
>Holding her nose and forehead
>She sighs
>And like a disappointed Mom
QM: "This was a mistake. I shouldn't have expected much more from someone your age."

>Starts to dismiss you
>No
>Not after all this
>There's got to be something more
>Think, Anon
>THINK

https://youtu.be/hqWAWctvi0g?list=PLqYXv_L7NiExFYMxvU-MRK9sqe4P2LBFi

A: "Damnit, Moon! If I can't save my dimension I can't stop Toffee!"

QM: "...what did you just say?"

A: "I said. Toffee. You know him, right?"
QM: "Better than most. I alone have defeated him after he-"
>She hitches
QM: "Hurt my family. Deeply."

A: "Glossaryck stole some of my most powerful spells. Gave em to several creatures. One, I took out. An undead Dragon. The next is the black hole that swallowed Earth."
>Moon
>Holds an ice cold Expression

A: "The last is Toffee. Who has the most powerful one. He can go to any universe. Even further than dimensional travel. Without Earth? Without your help? I can't beat him. WE can't beat him."

>You lay it all out

A: "I'd give you the captives back even if you DIDN'T give me the resources. Because nobody can stop what's coming alone. I'm strong. Stronger than you could ever estimate by my age...even I know I'm way too young but..."

>You
>Stand up tall

A: "It's me who has to figure this out. With or without your help...but I sure do want it."
>Moon
>Considers
A: "I'll take your help...but what I need is somebody I can trust."

>River holds her hand
>Moon's anger melts
>For a split second
>She's just a tall, bright eyed woman
>Who's attention is grabbed by her modest looking dwarf of a husband

R: "He sounds familiar. Doesn't he, darling?"

cont
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>>3726296

>Moon sighs
>Then chuckles

>Whoah
>The sound is like diamond chimes

QM: "You, young man. Are awful at statecraft."
A: "I seem good at war."
R: "Good ma-"
>Moon Elbows river

QM: "This mission to hell. Do it first. Do it fast and do -not- get caught."
>Caught?
>How can you hide an army

A: "How the fuck do I do a smash and grab with an army stealthily?"
QM: "...you leave no evidence. Or trustworthy witnesses."

>Ice
>Cold

QM: "My offer stands. Collect the metal -after- your battle for your home. Leave the prisoners with me."
A: "The girl."
>Moon considers again

QM: "Her case will be considered with your testimony."
>Hm
>Not bad

QM: "Anonymous."
>Queen Moon
>Kneels
>Actually making you two the same height

>She looks in your eyes
>Grabs your face
>With her leather gloves gently creaking

A: "H-hey now. Whoah. That's dangerous."
QM: "IF You draw the attention of Carol. Until you destroy Ludo I will have to withdraw my support. Do you understand?"
A: "So you'll turn on me."

>Her expression goes soft
QM: "No. Not as long as you stay true to this...odd morality you've maintained. Despite the pain I see in your eyes."
>ok
>Ow

A: "Thank you? I think? Really?"
QM: "Yes. If you lose favor with my court. You will regain it quickly. The metal is yours."

>The metal
>Is yours

QM: "Take it now and keep it safe. That way you won't have to make contact regardless of how your feud with the underworld goes."

>She judges you
>34 total on Wisdom check
QM: "Don't budge. Not even an inch on what you believe in."
A: "O-o.k."
QM: "Fight hard."
A: "No problem?"
QM: "Find someone to love and never apologize for bringing tyrants down with their ships."

>Moon stands back up
QM: "Go on. Shoo off to war. I'll have to consult the High Commission on Glossaryck's choices."

>Choices

A: "Heh."


>MOON HAS AGREED TO LET YOU ATTACK THE PIXIES LATER
>However
>SHOULD YOU COCK UP THE ASSAULT ON HELL

>YOU WILL LOSE HER PUBLIC SUPPORT
>UNTIL LUDO IS CRUSHED
>AND THE PIXIES DEFEATED

>Regardless
>She is still giving you the Cold Iron


What do when you get home?
What say to the Queen of Diamonds?
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>>3726306
>what say to queen
ask the queen how had the earth children been adjusting in her care? are they doing well?

>what do when we get home
1) get to full HP
2) practice our sax while we hear from our allies and see if there is any other matters need addressing (including all pressing and not-pressing matters)
3) find a way to train our other statistics/skills
(preferably in the matter of stealth) just so we have a less of a chance to bung it up.

I for one would want anon to train in the arts of being stealthy just a little bit if we aren't pressed for time, just so we have more room for error.
I think only a month+half has passed since we made the armor sets, and the only shitstorm worthy-tier happening was the whole traitor knight situation.
If we, or our allies could train in the arts of stealth for few days or a week or two without anything tremendously bad or time-sensitive stuff happening, I think we should take that chance.
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>>3726306
To continue this candidness and so you are not operating in the dark.

The trolls are active in my woods. Warchief is dead and I am going to forge relations with a pro-cooperation faction to bring them under my banner.

The Giants are dead. Died on the way to Earth to seek me out on their march to War. When Earth returns so will they but I, Cumulo and Foss will tell them they must return to peace. Tell the Ponyheads to not fear.

Lastly, I am being led by Tom who is joining this. He may likely try to take the vacant throne in hell.

Star and Marco are fine. Theyre chasing Glossaryck but he wont be caught by them.

Lastly your private communications are being intercepted. I came into posession of personal images of yourself being trafficked in information circles. I did not disseminate the information and will destroy it after this meeting concludes as both professional and personal courtesy.

If the MHC has questions I can swear on a truth spell but... thats if I make it back.

>all of this is just information for moon. She likely wont have any followups on it.

>when we get back we go to Wondervon and talk to him about the Pixies and drop off the cold iron and ask him, to confirm, that he would not be okay making weapons of mass destruction as this much cold iron with human weapon tech ideas would mean mass casualties, even if its to stop the war on Mewni.
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>>3726306
A: "How the fuck do I do a smash and grab with an army stealthily?"
QM: "...you leave no evidence. Or trustworthy witnesses."
Fuck. If only Janna was hear with her sneaking breeky shit.


RIP my Janna banana.

We need to try Tom's sneaking way it seems.

Sneaking us in by being dead or something.
Or keeping our souls somewhere hidden.

OTHERWISE Carol and Lucikron will know the moment we step in.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3726306
>QM
Thank her for the vote of confidence. And her faith and trust in us. And for the advice. Were new to all this, but we like to think we're pretty fast learners or at least quick to adapt. Throw in a swaggery, far too overconfident farewell or maybe off-handed comment relating to her daughter ...Pro-moon, Con+Pro-Star

>What do
War with hell gets top priority. Gotta prep that potion. Maybe check in with determining the assault team and who's sticking back to defend Web-Hollow.
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>>3726332
For stealth a fast insertion would be good. Tom goes to Betties domain to report he heard tell the body of the Slayer was found and freed before earth was destroyed and as Prince of hell his Mom told him to make sure the soul is secured. We get betty to reveal its location. If its separate we can bring the body there and use perfect vessel to reinsert or if Betty holds we kill her there.

Tom checking in, thats regular demon shit and even if she dies that just looks like hell politics. Using our wands ability to scry allies we can get a target location and use our elite bone brothers to help. Regular undead flood out and make it look like Tom is just flexing his nuts.

We dont have to be totallt sealthy it just has to look like Tom did it. He gets fhe boost in clout, we get the doom slayer and a powerful demon spirit.
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>>3726373
>>3726370
>>3726364
>>3726349
>>3726332
>>3726306
We gotta discuss with Tom that idea of sneaking us in into hell.
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>>3726306
Ask how the children are doing and Thank Moon and River.

Check on Sabrina and Jackie. One just had surgery and the other preformed it.

We might want to talk with Luna and see what she thinks will be best for hell.

Also, does Luna have any thought on what we should do to minimize blow back the Mewmen soldiers could cause.
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Also, we might want to check on the lizard given he can leave the library now.
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>Two simple choices
>To check on your former classmates
>And

>To say thank you

L: "Is this your new method? Treating high and low borns alike as they were your equals?"
A: "I guess? I mean like. Tom's a bitch he aight."
L: "It's clever."
A: "Is it?"
L: "It worked with yours truly."


>SHHRRRIIIIP
>A portal to your keep opens

A: "Get the prisoners out here. Keep the commander in chains and his squire with him."

>SHRRRRIIIIIIP!
>Queen Moon opens a portal
>With her own scissors
>To some unknown storage facility

QM: "Just inside you'll find the iron. As promised."
>Your undead split up to take care of all the moving
>Captives to Moon's keep
>Cold Iron to yours

A: "Thank you."
>Queen Moon blinks
>Looks down to you

QM: "Excuse me?"
A: "Thanks. This is good."
QM: "You are welcome."
>You are both
>Silent
>Standing over it all
>Moon
>Is smiling
QM: "It -is- good."

A: "How are the kids?"

>Moon informs you that the kids haven't found a place in Mewman society
>Other than Ferg
>Who has become a baker's apprentice

>Some of them seem too overtaken by grief to do much
>She mentions Chantelle specifically
>Who grieves her own alienation of her friends before the disaster

QM: "I worry for them. Moreso for what they'll do with neither parents nor professions. The wandering one came to visit."

A: "Wandering one?"
QM: "Yes. The bard. The one with the Gremlin."
>Gremli-

A: "Wait. You mean the magical creature gremlin o-"

>Tom comes through the portal to your house
>He has a cup of coffee
>And is back in your bath robe
T: "Dude my cum's been in the fridge for like two and a half weeks you gonna rub it in or are you just gonna look at it?"

cont
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>>3726416

A: "..."
QM: "..."
R: "...Good man!"

>Tom SSSIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPS

>Higgs pops out, just behind her commander
>Looking broken

A: "Higgs. I have good news-"
>She spits in your face

>A 19
>It lands in your open mouth

H: "You're sending me to die! I don't care HOW nice you treated us. Heartrude used me and now I'll just be a slave for someone else or dead! I HATE YOU."

>What say about Tom?
>What say to Higgs?

What do?

-Act natural, like this is entirely normal (Get started on your invasion plans and leave Moon reeling)

-Chastise Tom (Shows control and maturity, slights your new Prince pal)

-Swallow the spit while making eye contact with Higgs
-Swallow the spit while making eye contact with Moon

Let's rock, Young nasty man.
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>>3726423
>reiterate telling moon magic phone is tapped and people can intercep her chats with river

>swallow it staring at Higgs.
Ill take a rain check on that foreplay. Hit me up later, Higgs. Youre welcome.

>To Tom
"Im so proud of you, you finally became a big boy. Now lets go talk about the things were gonna do to an old woman in hell."
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3726423
>Swallow while staring at Higgs
>Off-handed comment to Moon
"Mmm... Ignorance flavored. Do you get used to the sour, bitterness the longer you sit on the throne?"
>To Higgs
"You can thank me later, hot shot. I'll be awaiting your tsundere apology"

>Tom
>Fuck with him in front of Queen Moon. Particularly since he WAS the heir of the Ally who courted Moon's daughter
"Bro, I practically just woke up from a month long Richard Simmons marathon workout in my dreams. We'll make magic with your magic once I get back to the castle. I'm gonna need to talk shop with you anyways."
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>>3726464

support
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3726464
More specifically for Tom... Play it off as no big deal, not as malicious. If he wants to try and make a fool of us, we might as well rope him in along with it. In for a penny, in for a pound.
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>>3726423
to Tom: I didn't really expect this as the pay back for grafting your statue. Good effort, but not enough to phase me man.

Moon: The spunk is for a potion so I don't burn up going to hell. It's the option that doesn't require a spine tap.

-Swallow the spit while making eye contact with
Higgs

To Higgs: I have good news your not going to die or be a slave.
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>>3726423
>Chastise Tom in Spanish
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>>3726423
>Act natural, like this is entirely normal (Get started on your invasion plans and leave Moon reeling)
>Swallow the spit while making eye contact with Higgs
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We might want to see if Chantelle want to talk with Sabrina and vice versa.
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>>3726509
given how they are/were friends.

Might help them to have them talking again.
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>>3726475
>>3726470
>>3726464
>>3726433
>>3726478

https://youtu.be/eYIx0sFNDH4?list=PLgP_WFDJWjxSgClOt0zBSwiofDIbTLjFj

>Life has spit on you more times than a bus has run over slow moving cats

>Higgs ain't got shit on your swag
>Neither does the Tone Deaf wonder, Tom

>Anon
>You swallow
>Staring right at Higgs

>96/100
>She is utterly horrified
>Scitters away from you, pulling other prisoners down

>And you
>Smile

A: "Peasants, Amirite?"
>You say to Moon

QM: "Y-"
>You point to Higgs as you head for the portal

A: "I already took care of you. You're welcome. Use some mouth wash. Taste like you been gargling stupid whore juice. Call me."

>Moon is covering her mouth with a fist
>She looks like she's sweating
>92/100 disgust

>As for Tom

A: "Wassup super Soaker? Proud of you for making me all that magic marmalade. Who's a big boy?"

T: "M-me?"
>This fucking fool

A: "WHO'SABIGDEMONBOI!?"
T: "Me! It's me, right?"
>This goddamn circus jape of a lad

A: "Real talk. I just got back. Check out my abS. Plural."
>You yank up your shirt
>being
>Super casual about all this

T: "Aw, cool! They're just like mine."
>Tom pulls up his shirt too

>REVEALING HOT PINK FLAWLESS WASHBOARD ABS THE LIKES OF WHICH COULD SLICE TIME AND SPACE WITH THEIR DEFINITION

cont
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>>3726157 (ref)
Supporting >>3726509 . That's a great idea.
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>>3726517

A: "C-cool. We're gonna talk shop when we get back."

>You tuck your shirt back in

QM: "Why?"
A: "Oh, It's just an intimidation thing. You get used to dealing with people who don't know better eventually right?"


QM: "No. Not the spit. The...fluid."
A: " https://youtu.be/g5JYM_MSe2Y "
QM: "Good day to you both!"

A: "Naw, actually it's for a potion!"
>She is fleeing
QM: "Good day!"
>She slams the door on the way out
>River is still there
>He scratches his stomach

R: "So...you dudes compare abs and use your fluids eh? Ahhh youth."
>Moon slams the door back open
>Stomps up
>And grabs her husband by the beard
>Leaving with him in tow

R: "I remember when Moon and I used to spread out juices all-"
>SLAM!

>They're gone

T: "...PFFFFFFFAAAHAHAHA!"
A: "EHHEHEHEHE!"

>You and Pink boy
>Cackle together

T: "Aight forreal let's get to the business."
A: "Can't you wait?"
T: "Not anymore. We need to get down to the Underworld. A.S.A.P."

A: "Mom. How long will making the potion take?"
L: "With my instruction? A day."

A: "Good. Then we have long enough to finish up."
>SIIPPPPPPPP

>Tom spills some coffee
>On your bathrobe

A: "Come on you fuckin' baboon let's get this meeting started."

>You stroll
>Rolling your shoulders
>Muscles flexing
>He mentions how he would like to "test" Moon's behind

A: "Easy, boy. We gotta make friends. Not get your chopped off for lewd shit."
>He says he could do it fast
>So fast no one would see
>+7 dex says otherwise


cont
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>>3726517
>Anon and Tom show off
... Aw shit, Rivers gonna bust in here and put us all to shame.
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>>3726538

>You pass by Wondervon's workshop
A: "Aye!"
W: "...eh?"
A: "AYE COULD YOU MAKE ME A BOMB!?"

W: "...No I VON'T MAKE YOU A BOMB!? NO!"
A: "You made soliders for me! C'moooOOOOn!"
W: "I made. Resources! I von't. Go back. To makingk veapons! Come up vis something ELSE to do vis your new Cold Iron."

>Wait
A: "How did you know about all the cold iron? Bitch you spying on m-"
>Suddenly Mole Goggle
>Glowing
>As Wondervon stumbles out of his dark Worskshop
>Beard bristling like Iron wool

W: "I can. Shmell it."
>SNIFFFFFFFFF
W: "Ja. Pure stuff. Elemental in fakt."
>SNIF SNIIIFFFFFFF
W: "It reeks. Und gives me headaches."
>He bonks you
>Gently
>With a wrench

W: "Get kreative. I'll figure out zeh engineering. Zats my job. Now go."
T: "You need a shower."
W: "Und you, a dating profile. Now go!"

>You head for what the skeletons tell you is Sabrina and Jackie's resting place

>Jackie's room
>Which didn't have much before
>Now
>Sabrina is decorating it
>With shells

A: "Ey. How's you two doing?"
J: "I feel. Better? More filled up."
T: "Hot."
S: "I've been neck deep in Jackie since you finished up."
T: "Also hot."
J: "Hey, Tom."
T: "Hey."
J: "Still wanna kick ya in the dick."

A: "You'd need bigger shoes."
>Tom chokes on his coffee

cont
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>>3726548

A: "You need more time?"
J: "Nah. Day at most."
>Jackie reaches up to her scalp

J: "There's not even a scar."
S: "You remember what happened!?"
J: "Sorta. My soul bits were watching."
S: " -I- don't even remember and I-"

>Sabrina get's a 6 total on dex save
>and trips
>While standing

>Muscles catches her
>Holding her in just his palm

>HE SQUEEZES
S: " https://youtu.be/b6oi4_xwyhs "

>6/100
>Pert and pure it may be
>But Sabrina is not THE ONE TRUE BOOTY

A: "Aye Sab. You wanna see Chantelle again?"
S: "...I never wanna see anybody from Highschool ever again as long as I live."
>Oh
>Ok, then

>Jackie gets out of bed
>Her old clothes
>Hugging her frame
>A mix of slight chub and pronounced Muscle
>Her hair is out
>And she shakes it down past her waist

J: "Now what?"
A: "We prepare. To go beat up an old woman in hell."

>WHAT QUESTIONS DO YOU PRESS FOR TOM ABOUT HELL'S DEFENSES

-You may ask up to 4

>WHAT ROLES DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR 4 GENERALS INTO

-Jackie
-Sabrina
-Susan
-Luna's Hat

>Be sure to check the ally sheet for full information on your available friends

>DO YOU PRACTICE WITH YOUR SAX
-During the meeting
-During Dinner After the meeting
-In the Shower before bed
-In bed, as you lay down trying to sleep

Choose.
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>>3726555
Ask him who we can get on HIS side.

And if he knows any... Sneaky breaky ways.

Ask him what he knows about the hella mad bitch herself.

Ask him how he plans on actually taking over hell when we do beat people up.

Practice in bed. And DISGUISES are TIGHT RIGHT?
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>practice in the Shower
You always get the best acoustics in there


>questions for tom

Do you remember why your dad got locked up?

What will be the reaction in Hell the moment we enter?

What are your needs in assualt, do you want credit, do you want visibility or distance yourself, want Betty's corpse.

How close can you get us to Betty? If you walked to her fortress and we portaled in, would that work?

Luna goes in as rock golem so high HP+High Ac+ 30hat Ac with Sabrina as pocket Medic recharging Lunas spells.

Susan Jackie with elite guard skeletons and KK

Anon is on OWN form to lock down Betty then Luna casts some form of immobilization on Betty who we Vorpal strike amd claim the soul. Hat then goes on Betty to seize control. Then we raid and bail.
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>>3726555
How do we get out?
Anything we need to definitely avoid?
Anything we can use to our advantage?
What are her weaknesses?
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Friends, behold.

It is a girl and a penis.

Also, I shall count these up and provide the info as soon as I am home.

Stay blesst.
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Not all of the information for Jackie is on her sheet.
So it's might effect where we place her. We might need to talk with her and find out the best place.
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>>3726611
This. Is. The good.
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Will we even be able to take our troops into hell?
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>>3726555
>WHAT ROLES DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR 4 GENERALS INTO

-Jackie - Due to her ability to not be pinned down I think she should be the one to keep people from being pinned down. (Not all of her abilities have been revealed.so hard to decide)
-Sabrina - Healer and debuffer due to access to our spell Burning Hate.
-Susan - Warrior and damage dealer due to three attacks on the move.


-Luna's Hat -- don't know she has so much going for her. Maybe create a undead with the serpentine heart so she a temp body with regeneration. (So many abilities it's hard to decide.)

-In bed, as you lay down trying to sleep
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>>3726555

>>WHAT QUESTIONS DO YOU PRESS FOR TOM ABOUT HELL'S DEFENSES
>How do we Sneak in ?
>Betty White's defenses and stuff.
>How do we fight and remain hidden while in hell?
>How do we sneak ur without anon noticing or realizing who's the culprit for Betty White, Robin and Emily are missing?

>WHAT ROLES DO YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR 4 GENERALS INTO
I think we need an idea on how to sneak in first to get to decide on how to deal with this.
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>>3726611
Aw, that's excellent. thanks drawfriend
Sad I missed the last vote, but IRL shit gets in the way
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>>3726740
>>3726555
How the fuck can we pull this out and not connect to us in any way?

Carol has Emily's soul. SHe's gonna torture her forever and shit if we don't figure something out.
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>>3726748
One step at a time. Carol knows if she touches anons mother shit will go badly. We could have easily wiped her out there at the party. Shes powerful but in the end shes just a single being. Maybe shares will with Lucikron.
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So I don't know if we've planned this out yet, but you know what would be a great idea? Framing the Pixies for having kidnapped Tom. We reveal to Tom's socca momma the Pixies are in league with the MiBs and Monsters and that they wanted to sow dissent in Hell towards the Mewmans so that when the Monsters attacked Hell wouldn't help, so we, on counter spy orders from Moon, came to help. It sics the hell army on the pixies while we nab as many souls from hell as we can while they're distracted, decimating the two at once. Culpability is totally on our heads too, meaning Moons involvement in this is kept secret, something I'm sure she'd appreciate.

We've had stupider ideas before, the only thing really stopping us is Karen "I want to speak to the manager" Supreme and her immense distrust of us per our MO.

Plus it would allow us to not only fuck Heartrude and get clay but ALSO rez Earth!
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>>3726767
I don't know why think this, but no.
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>>3726775
Bloodfeast moves fast. It would be a bad move, but we could kill a single human women in two bites.
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>The team assembles
>Susan the Unshtobbabew
>Jackie Lynn the Quick Thomas
>Sabrina Magicalgirltosh
>And Luna
>Resting upon her hat like a tiny throne

>Tom sits with his boots on the table
>He looks over to Sabrina
>Pulls his shirt off in a flurry
>Tosses it to the side
>It blinds a Skeleton
>Who turns
>Knocking over a group of S/k/eletons
>Who as a group
>Knock over the slime boy, Jube
>Jube's head splats against Tom
>As he raises a brow
>Smirks

T: "These boots and bathrobe are all I'm wearing now."
S: "That sounds cold."

>SSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIP

A: "Tom. Let's have the tea."
T: "You want some? I mean, it's coffe bu-"

>QUESTION 1

A: "How do we get into Hell undetected?"
>Tom puts his mug
>On a coaster

T: "Portals into Hell are automatically detected by it's master. As are anyone going in our out of them."
>Tom stands up, snaps his fingers
>A scroll appears and he spreads it across the table

T: "There's just two places to get into hell that aren't super guarded. One was on earth."

J: "I bet it was Michigan."

T: "Vegas."

S: "It's ok, Jackie. I thought it was Iowa!"

T: "The second. We go through Purgatory. Dante's Path."
A: "How guarded is that?"

T: "Just one guard. Cerberus."
J: "Like the Greek Dog?"
T: "No. Like my dog. He's cool. He just hates strangers. Rend you to bits and bury your soul in Hell's Soil sort of hate."

A: "So. We portal to Purgatory? Then march to hell?"
T: "Yep. Just gotta make sure somebody who isn't easily distracted leads the way. Or you'll be lost. Trapped forever by your own fleeting desires and inability to commit to one."

>Every teen in the room pauses
>And Swallows in terror

cont
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>>3726767
Nigga what? No. She has leverage. Leverage we need to take out from under her somehow, which I suggest we do by outsmarting her somehow. Maybe a gamble, one we know we can win.
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>>3726778
>Oh... Oh is that all Tom??
>Well it's a damn good thing I WANT IT ALL then!!!
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>>3726778
So Anon wears the hat to hide his soul and let luna lead the Way.
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>>3726777
THE DEVIL CAN MAKE PEOPLE INTO DEMONS.
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>>3726782
Leverage only works if you care about what the have. Emily isnt worth much, maybe to Jon.
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>>3726778
>slime boy, Jube
Isn't jude female.
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>>3726778
>>3726778

QUESTION 2.

A: "What's even in this for you?"
T: "My mom can't keep hell secure? Can't protect the highest Generals of the demons safe? Then she's not fit to rule."

>Tom leans back

T: "I'll prove I'm the best option by default. I'm connected to the plane in a way she can't be. I know how to seal all the ways in and out for good. Demons like order."

A: "Not Hek."
T: "She didn't know what was best for her. Plus, she had cheat codes from Glossaryck."
A: "Hm. What will you even DO with hell?"

T: "First..."
>Tom
>Begins to float
>As his eyes go white
>The floor weeps purple slime up from the cracks
>Lighting strikes outside
>Baby Entropy

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>Begins speaking Gibberish

T: "I'LL WREAK SUCH A VENGEANCE THAT NO DEMON WILL EVER CROSS ME AGAIN. WITH THE POWERS OF HELL'S STRUCTURE AS MY PLAYTHING I'LL REDUCE THE HIGHEST LORDS TO PROTOZOAN IMPS. ONLY THOSE SHOWING FEALTY TO ME WILL BE ALLOWED EVEN A SINGLE STEP OUT OF THE MIRE OF SUFFERING MY REIGN SHALL ENSURE FOR ALL THOSE UNGRATEFUL PUKES."

>He drops
>Catches his mug

T: "Then. We reform."
>SSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP
>His lips
>Smack

T: "I'm thinking two lunch breaks a week."

QUESTION 3

A: "What should I look out for?"
>Tom sipps
T: "The Executive board. Pretty much any demon near my mom's Business center slash fortress of unspeakable evil. They're all connected to her. They're all crazy strong."

A: "Is Betty on the board?"
T: "Psh. No. They are -way- too threatened by her to allow that."

>Awesome

cont
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>>3726796

Negative, friend.
Wanda is the slime girl.

THE FINAL QUESTION

A: "So. We get in through the back way. Nobody knows we're there, right?"
T: "Right."

A: "We decimate Betty."
T: "Absolutely."

A: "How do we get out?"
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-
>Jackie slaps the mug out of Tom's hand
>CRASH
>Maintains eye contact

J: "That's been empty for thirty minutes."
>Skeletons sweep up the mess
>Tom
>Clears his throat

T: "There's back the way we came."
S: "Won't there be...bad guys? Stopping us?"
T: "Definitely."

A: "What else?"
T: "We could get summoned. By somebody here on Mewni."

A: "I thought all portals went by your mom?"
T: "Not minor summons! You can't get summoned TO hell but last I checked not ONE of ya'll was a Demon. So, it's a blind spot for an exit. You just need to put a pentegram on a wall and call to a devil."

A: "What devil?"
>Tom
>Points to himself
T: "Duh."
A: "You ever answered a summons before?"
T: "Pssssh chyah. Of course...from Hekapoo. When I'm trouble..."
>Tom looks at his nails
T: "and Star. When I'm also in trouble."

>There it is
>Enough info to actually do this
>To actually
>Pull this off

>Smuggle and Army into hell
>SLAPP a vile lord of evil
>And escape with the goods

How will your sympathy for the young devil pay off, Anonymous?

How long do you think his friendship will last?

We'll soon see.

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION WEDNESDAY!
1:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

Stay, Blesst
Love Quest

https://youtu.be/Dc0gsKXC8XA?list=PLdTQa6f2IOm_ckKd_-J1ZPyHvXZLQwWT9
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>>3726816
Where's a way to contact star and Marco when we could use an unexpected extraction method?
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>>3728094
If we telepathed to someone already, I think we got the ability to msg them anytime. If not... We could try asking Sab.... Her powers actually May differ slightly from ours and she came up with the skelephone system. She might have some talent for that...
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>>3728094
What if we invited Marco and Star with us? Star can magic Marco some antifire? No reason we should refuse them.

Im not opposed to starting to bring Star back into our fold or at least some sort of friend.
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>>3728094
>>3728668
Well, they both were looking for Glossaryck, and we did bump into him in a way. Might not be so bad to at least get a quick catchup. It has been nearly 2 months since we last saw them...
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>>3728677
They were looking for him to find a way to fix earth, which we have. A real plan that will work, all they have to do is hang out at our castle and not kill the monsters.
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>>3728709
... That's right. If there ever was a time to bring them in, now's it. Might even be part of glossy's plan. Keep them preoccupied with tasks so they're not tied up when we needed them.
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>>3728709
We need that goddamn metal still. If we inform them, maybe they can get on scouting/identifing a good source to fill that end of the plan... In addition to the immediate safety line
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SESSION
START!

>Hey, you
>Anonymous
>Yes you
>The kid with the mini-kingdom
>With big plans
>Dangerous plans
>To go into the depths of hell

>Save the tortured soul of Robin Williams
>Steal the torturing soul of Betty White
>Besmirch the current ruler of the underworld

>All with the help of your hopeful girlfriends
>Sabrina
>Jackie

>T-
No No wait Tom's cool but
>Nah
>Nah nah he is for pranking

>You are currently on your back
>In your room
>Pressing your hips up as hard as you can
>You can barely breath
>You sweat
>You gasp
>Almost
>ALLLLMOS-

A: " https://youtu.be/dPDumDNkxlo "
>The tones
>Of your Saxophone
>Fill the night

>You've had a long day
>A longer life
>But finally
>You have the resources
>The people
>The power

>To make a difference
>If you pull this off
>You're going to save Earth Dimension.

1 out of 6 practices complete!
>You actually know how to hit notes on the Sax

When all 6 practices are complete. Each taking 1/2 of a day.

You will have advantage on ALL performance charisma checks.

cont
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>>3730103

>You and your old childhood friend
>This Sax
>Will be one in all things
>Body
>Magic
>Swagger


>As the final note crones
>Your sweat goes cold
>And you fall onto the sheets of your bed
>Staring upward

A: "It's late..."
>Luna appears
>Her eyes are locked to yours
>She descends onto your chest
>Sitting like a cloud of sleep paralysis

>You can feel her mind
>Writing through your psychic network of undead
>She peers in every skeleton's head
>And after the briefest instant
>She knows the state of your keep

L: "The castle. Is still. Everyone else is asleep."

A: "I'm so fucking hype right now."
>Luna
>Floats
>Up to your chin
>Holds it with a tiny ghost-thin arm and whispers

L: "A mutual sentiment."


>For once
>In a long time
>You are all alone in your castle
>Since everyone is asleep
>With nothing to do until tomorrow
>When you brew the fire immunity potion

>You are in your room
>On your bed
>Sweaty and hype

>You have time to yourself
>Alone time in your sleeping mountain castle

What do?
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>>3730107
Contact Marco through star.

Simulate the plan + begin backup planning

Finally fap for the first time in months.

Bawk
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>>3730107
>work on take the strings
>Check out the Take the Strings Spell form
>Combine OWN + TAKE THE STRINGS
>Combine TTS + B4B
>Combine OWN + SLEEP

Ask Luna to teach us a ranged offensive spell like magic missile or refine MW into something other than Hyper Beam
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>>3730103
>You are in your room
>On your bed
>Sweaty and hype
Take a shower, you sweaty lad.

>>3730118
>>3730107
Does Headbook still work after Earth and everyone else in the Dmension got the succ?

Who contolled Headbook anyway?
Is it the pixies?

If it's the pixies we might not want to use it. Same for any phone lines, if those still work. We know Pixies managed the dimensional phone services or something.

>>3730119
I think I'd be better to ask Luna what she thinks would be best to work with down in the Underworld. What would be best to keep us hidden and how to best deal with Demons.
I think Cryosis would give excellent cold damage, but we seem to need Combustion Form to negate the same Fire Damage the demons would deal, while I assume the hypothetical Cryosis Form would be particularily weak to Fire.
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>>3730128
>>3730107
Oh also, we could always consult and deal with The Shadowspawn Septarian we left in the Library more thana month ago.
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>>3730128
this and then take a schleep after
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>>3730119
>>3730133
Changing my vote to consult Lunas Library to see if there is amything that coulld aid us in Hell, maybe a Command Demons spell or something that disrupts hell scrying.

Luna would have had hell in her world and took down that Lucikron. Wonder what she did.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3730107
We just finished practicing and making a bunch of noise... So what's a few more notes. Try some of the other combinations and see what happens. Support Shower afterwards, followed by support contact Marco (and/or Star)... If not through Headbook and its possible overlords or disconnection, than via telepathy before getting some sleep.
as much as thinking of our paramours would be pleasant, it could just as easily spiral into indecision and inner conflict
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>>3730128
As long as we establish contact through a safe meeting place (mewni castle grounds) we can talk safely from there. Or even ask hekapoo to get them to show up at time and location
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>>3730107
Ask Luna for story time.
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>>3730107
Or. Or. Make a mess.

Go to the library with Luna, and have her tell you about her knocking over hell.
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>>3730128
>Fire damage
Isn't the purpose of that potion to handle that concern? Or is the concern that the inherent state of Cryosis would negate the benefit of the potion.

>Hidden
>All this talk about communication with Star and Marco
Just random thoughts, but Looking back on it, a separate concern comes to mind. Demon comms. We never asked Tom about it, but if this is a smash-and-grab with no witnesses, how do we lock down the area to squelch any radio call out for assistance by the demons. One of my least favorite mechanics in games is the "enemy calls for reinforcements" mechanic.
I think Jackie's planned to run interception on runners, possibly with Sabs help in flight.. much like the Higgs ordeal.
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>The winning votes
>Consult Luna
>And more importantly

A: "I'm getting a shower."

>You pad out of your room
>Glance around the halls
>This castle isn't like your mom's

>You don't have your own bathroom
>The air is so cold up here in the mountains
>Yeesh

>You pass by one of the windows
>And the wind blasts your sticky hair off of your head
>Partially dries some of it


>You pass Wudo
>Who's asleep in the halls
>Just curled into his shell
>SHLEEP

>You open up the bathroom door
>Ca-CHUNK!
>Go the jury rigged lights

>SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Goes the water

-Ice cold?
-Or Red Hot?

>Not much of an option
>Either way you're in the bath

>Muscles is politely stuck outside of the curtain
>Because last time he got a little "handsy" as you argued with him over his behavior

>Luna
>Appears
>Sitting on your shoulder
>You wince

A: "Mom. Privacy."
L: "Do you really still care about that? When you know what your love for me has to lead to?"

>Mm
A: "What does that mean?"
>Luna is still fully clothed
>Staring right at the wall
>But
>She won't budge

L: "We need to talk. I prefer to have presence."
>We need to talk.
>There she goes reading your mind again

A: "What shouldn't I do in Hell?"
L: "Use any of your psionic powers. The demons are trapped in a cage of their own design. All their minds are connected to the source of their slavery. Carol. Any attempt to control one of them will reveal you to her. Any attempt to disrupt their magic will do the same. Hers is a web of minds. Borrowed...but who am I to judge a loan between lovers?"

>The water flips to the opposite temperature when she says that
>Then returns
>Slowly

A: "What would even work against these cunts?"
>Luna frowns
L: "Light magic."
A: "Where do I get that?"
L: "From..."
>She giggles

L: "Higher beings. Who would demand a high price."
A: "What, like Ya'weh or some shit?"
L: "Whom?"
A: "Nevermind. I ain't for priesthood. I touch boys my own age."

L: "Of course there are blessed weaponry. Which you already have."
A: "Muscles?"
>You peak out of the shower
>Muscles
>Is trying to bathe himself
>In the sink
>Looking like a dislocated Slinky


What do?
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>>3730280
https://youtu.be/X6RAuxaD9hc?t=49
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>>3730280
Tell me more about the Higher Beings.

Do you think the price would be agreeable? Destroying Hell and claiming its souls to my paradise isn't bad.
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>>3730280
... star can use light magic right?
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>>3730280
so tell me what makes it "light" magic what arbitrary requirement makes the magic of these magic beings "light" magic?
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3730280
>All their minds are connected to the source of their slavery
>Their slavery
... Can the chains be broken? Like what we did to the citizens of Web Hollow? Or Brother Eater. Cleave the tether, free the mind?

>L: "Do you really still care about that? When you know what your love for me has to lead to?"
>Loan between lover's seeming to trip a circuit breaker or something
Mom has something on her mind. I'd like to hear her out, at the very least.
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>>3730322
Connected chains... I wonder if a delicatly applied OWN , maybe OWN and Take the Strings would shatter those bonds and send all of hell into Chaos...
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>>3730280
>Being worried about Luna seeing us nude
>Not letting Muscles take a shower with us
Pussy Shit.
Correct these immediately, Luna is literally part of our soul as is Muscles.
If we can be nude around them then who CAN we be nude around?
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>>3730280
Get muscles and Luna in here. Stop being a baby.

Ask her if we could give other people light magic. Or if we. Like. Would even WANT to.
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>>3730280
Also ask Luna why all the higher being are...

sucky? It seems?

It seems. Really hard to even just be NICE. Let alone good.
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>>3730379
Fair amount of truth there. Is there really anything to be embarrass about? Or is it more about being "alone with your thoughts on the shower"?
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>>3730280
Last one. Promise.

Where do lil buds like Entropy get their light magic from. Is that their higher being?
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>You roll your head back
>In the ice
>Cold
>Water
>Stare into the shower head
>Letting the moisture into your dry eyes
>You

>Pull back the curtain

A: "Ey, Muscles. Get in here."
>He looks at you from the sink
>Fingers covered in suds

A: "C'mon. Just don't make it weird."
>He RUSHES IN
>It turns you
>Your feet slip and your body has to readjust on the tub oh sh-

>He catches the shower head for you

A: "Nice. Pass the loofa."

>Rough sponge in-hand
>You
>Scratch your face
>Under your oddly extruded jaw
>And grind your sharp teeth

>As your little head
>Moves it's way through the tasks ahead

L: "Such a creative mind. Prying apart what's meant to be immutable. It strikes...a stalwart image."

A: "What makes Light magic...y'know. Light magic?"

L: "A very specific intent. Pointed at specific enemies. For a singular purpose. It is magic brought down to the most strict emotional ideal."

A: "So it's Order magic?"
L: "Or raw magic. Granted. Not garnered."

A: "Does Star use Light magic?"
>Luna
>Smiles
L: "Almost exclusively."

A: "...I don't mind you seeing me."
>Luna's eyes don't stray
>From yours

L: "I could always see you."
A: "Wh-"
L: "Every inch."
A: "Something uh..."
>Muscles shudders
>You clear your throat

A: "SUmn' on your mind, ma?"
L: "Constantly."

>The shower hiss seems to rise in volume

A: "Is it how -I- could get light magic?"
>Luna
>Gets closer

L: "No."
>She smooches your nose
>And re-forms on your shoulder

L: "Which won't do regardless. For I. Am not sharing."

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>You stand up
>And scrub Muscles

63/100
>He
>Finds this weird
>Silly
>Why not use your claws?

A: "...bruh."
>Another question strikes you

A: "If Hell is a web. Can I break it? Can OWN break it?"
L: "It could only tamper with the network at it's source. Each demon is merely the end of a series of knots. Not much to gain in freeing one. As they are duplicitous. Selfish. Confused at best on their nature. Or unwilling to examine it."

A: "Sounds like Tom."
L: "Like someone we don't need."

>Luna
>Looks down your back

L: "Bother. You've missed a spot."
A: "Can you get that?"
L: "..."

A: "Fuck right. Right."
>Muscles gets it
>With his claws

>SHHHLUCNK

>KrakaSHOooooo...
>The power goes out
>Then comes back
>KRUUUuuuHHHH

A: "The fuck -is- that?"
>You check
>And find

>Wondervon is awake
>So is Peytra

>Wondervon is having a coffee? You think?
>It's brown and in a mug
>While he looks at some sparking machines

>Peytra is in the kitchen
>Pouring water on the Frog Monster Eggs


What do?
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>>3730462
Send Skellybois to both locations to figure out what's going on.
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>>3730462
>Yellow Alert

>All skeletons spread out and scour the castle

>check the Wand for anyone in danger

>Get KK and Susan up in armorn for a quick routine patrol

Im thinking something just snuck its way in and I want to make sure the castle is secure without alarming everyone.
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>>3730462
Do a "quite" security check.

>Go check up with wonder. Let peytra know your sorry about the houses.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3730462
Mmm.... Supporting >>3730515 and
>>3730525 . Could be the Library Shadow... It is known to bust out in search of more books
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>>3730515
>>3730525

https://youtu.be/lnKeN9zIkoE

A: "Intruder."
L: "Hm?"

>Muscles is trying to scrub your wounds
>As you jump out of the shower
>and BRAIN SIGNAL THE BONE BOIS

>All across your fortress
>Skeletons awaken
>Or stop their menial tasks
>They
>Mobilize

KK: "My lord?"
A: "Send men to the Wondershop and the kitchen. Something just tripped the power."

>Killa Kente is in your head
>He -was-
>In the courtyard
>Overseeing construction of the wall

>Zombies and Skeletons alike work to observe
>The Skeletons are just the fastest at it
>Opening every closet
>Checking cupboards

>Overturning toy boxes

>They do their utmost to be silent
>With your direction they get 3d100s

>and still only get a 59/100 stealth

>Damnit
>With their speed
>The constant rattling
>They wake up nearly half the house

>They burst into Wondervon's shop
>Standing in formation

>Wondervon
>Sipps his brown liquid

W: "Vat?"

>You ask what's going on
W: "...I am takingk a Molasses break."

>...
W: " https://youtu.be/iuJrelfVsRs "

>One of the skelephones activates
>Sending Wondy your voice

A: "Something might be in the castle. Why did the power fluctuate?"

W: " https://youtu.be/iuJrelfVsRs "
A: "Answer me, damnit."

W: "Because I am buildingk a new machine. Und ve have double zeh undead. Vis zeh same generator as before. With zeh giant down below not turning zeh waterwheel a little faster. Ve get brownouts."

A: "..."
>It was nothing

cont
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>>3730566

A: "It-"
>It
>Was nothing
>Your skeletons find nothing

A: "That lizard shadow. Maybe it-"

>Back at Luna's Castle
>Velvet ears confirms
>The Lizard is in your old bedroom
>Reading
>Manga

???: "More books. MOre books. mORE MORE MORE BOOKS MORE."


>The other group interrupts Peytra in the kitchen

P: "Idih!"
>5
>She spills eggs
>Oh-
>Oh so many eggs
>Bouncing everywhere

P: "ACH! Nuh! Deti!"

>You made a ruckus
>And learned that the generator is over-taxed
>But

>There is not disaster
>and no intruder

B: "bbrrbm..."
>Bow
>Is awake
>He COMING
>Into the kitchen
>He sees the eggs on the ground

P: "Nyet! No no down! GET AWAY!"

>95/100 on dog instincts
>He picks up twenty of them in his mouth
>and starts to put them back into the basket they belong

P: "I...huh..."
>Peytra
>Pats bow

P: "Gut dog."

What do?
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>>3730572
>Tell Wondervon to keep an eye on the power and let us know about future issues so we dont shit ourselves

>Send some Zombies down to spin the wheel.

If the Zombies arent good at wall building they can be good at moving a heavy thing constantly

>ask Luna to help us refine Massacre Wave
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>>3730572
ask wondy if there is another avenue for power generation we could acquire to avoid this in the future, otherwise send some zombos down to power the wheel.

then ask luna:
A) if there is a way to contact marco/star currently, and without the help of the pixies.
If there is no way we can contact them without alerting the pixies. I for one would want to contact marco/star to meet us in a few hours for a plan meeting, then get into specifics in person.
b) If there is anything she wanted to talk about

otherwise finish the shower and do a power-nap
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>>3730572
What is it then? That you're building? And what do we need to improve the generator?

I also want to ask *why* he's a pacifist and refuses to make us weapons. I mean, he doesn't need a reason tho. But he has one, right?
Plus, I also want to ask about the mechs he had back in Purrkistan. Aren't those weapons?
What was he doing with them back then?
What about the Skeletons he made for when we went to save Hekapoo at the BMB? The one with Gauss rifles that never got used?
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>>3730628
>>3730572
Like, we're gonna go against a shit load of dudes. We're gonna need weapons. I don't know how the fuck has KK and his regualr end elite skeletons not managed to all die again, considering we've not bothered to properly outfit them, and the weapons they had from back Earth are all out of Ammo now.
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>>3730628
>>3730636

Keep in mind wondervon expressly stated that he did not want to make.weapons. hell help us make tools, armor and machines but he doesnt want to deal in death, even more so weapons of mass destruction.
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>>3730656
Just curious.
Probably has to do with the whole "my people commit planetary genocide for the weekends" thing.
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>>3730572
Still looks like a good idea to contact star for the mission. Even if it's just for summoning tom.

Don't want her spotted in the mission as that would completely fuck moon.
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>>3730668
>>3730572
Problem with Star is that she isn't subtle at all.
She might as well go and tell Carol about it in her face.

Like, she wore a literal leather catsuit to Purrkistan as a disguise. That, tight, tight, leather catsuit...
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>>3730685
Why would star rat on Tom and get him in trouble, even more so why would she interfere with Marco saving his parents.

Marco is the one to worry about, if he decides he cant trust us.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3730572
... Shit, we roused ourselves. Goddamn Anon, you're still a paranoid sperg.

>>3730668
Willing to support, mostly just to catch up with her and Marco. We got a hot idea... But I doubt they've been lazy either. Wonder what scheme they've come up with and whether they'd be down with our own. Lifeline is a DEFINITE plus, but if not.... One of the citizens in Web-Hollow could also serve as our summoner/exit strategy. the problem is going to be the trigger signal

>WV
It's.. fair to respect his wishes. It also just means we need to figure out a solution ourselves. If anything... His wish in that regards kind of reminds me of Sabs optimistic hope for all. We gotta square it against reality, but trying to force the subject just makes us come off like his previous matriarch. And that's in just horrible taste, anon.

>Generator
Fuck. Supporting >>3730597
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>>3730690
I'm not saying She'd do it purposefully or even knowingly.

It's just that... well, you know.
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I-I don't know what you're talking about, Anon. That sounds like the absolute perfect disguise to me.......
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>>3730597
>>3730624
>>3730628


>Your voice crackles through the speaks again
>As your pulse
>Slowly
>Regains a...normal pace?

>Jeeze
>When was the last time you had more than five minutes without adrenaline?
>When did you nap for no reason last?
>Eat a bagel?
>Fuck your own hand?

>No
>Not Muscles
>no
>NO

A: "You could have told me about this sooner."
W: "It happens ven no one else is avake. It's not permanent either. Machines can shtop. You need to be alright vis zat if you're going to understand zem. Or how vork getsh done."

>Advice
>Free Advice
>Oh boy
>Your favorite

A: "Is there a better method than the water generator?"
W: "Yah. Thermal energy. Like ve used to have."
A: "You mean volcanoes? I don't think that's viable here."

W: "Indeed. Zis planet is crawlingk vis life. I bet even the volcanoes are untamed and full of predators."

A: "So what's our options?"
W: "Hm...Solar."
>He scowls
>Then concedes
W: "Vind."
>He
>Sipps

W: "Nothing at all visout metal. Lots of it. Which I assumed we are conserving. For zeh great machine. Zat will deconstruct that black hole."

A: "Hm...you're right. For now, we'll bandaid it."

>Zombies are ordered
>Down
>DOWN
>DOWN

>Susan is headed down with them

Su: "Mumuh...muhmuh lemme wick deh shpoon..."
>She is sleepwalking

>They all head for the great wheel
>And, slowly
>Clumsily
>They walk into the waterfall
>and begin
>To CRANKKKKK

https://youtu.be/4xbXFcadgy0

>The wheel spins
>Water sprays

>19/100
>Some zombies are dashed from the wheel
>The current buckling them
>Their balance non existent

>Some are even caught in the machine
>But none
>Stop the turning

>Those lost, emerge from the water
>Trudge up the steps
>And continue the work

+Better power gained for the castle
-Construction of wall slowed

cont
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>>3730709

>This new machine of Wondervon's
>Begins to hum
>Begins to click across the surface that tangles into the depths of wondervon's workshop
>There are tunnel-like hallways built into it
>Big brass pipes that give off immense heat
>Control mechanisms sprout from it like mushrooms from a rotten forest floor

A: "What. Is this?"
W: "A solution. To our lack of ammunition."

A: "Hold up."
>You
>Get back in the shower
>ShHHHHHHH
>Shit it was uncomfortable outside the bathroom

A: "Why the hell are you alright making bullets but not bombs?"

W: "Did I not tell you what zeh best thing I can vis my genius is?"
A: "uh"
W: "To make it a joy to be alive. Hm? Lebensfreude."

A: "Lemonfriends."
W: "Nein."
A: "Yeh."

W: "It doesn't matter..."
>He sipps
W: "I have made weapons before...und...und it made zeh world. Vich vas already terrible. Much vorse."
>He examines his cup
>Which is filthy in his hands
>He brushes a stain with his thumb
>Just to replace it with a smear

W: "I did zat because I thought it my only choice. Ven I stopped. Zeh vorld came crashing down my door. To ruin me. Or keep others from havingk vat I could offer."

>He sipps

W: "You have given me a choice. Und I choose to empower you. Your cause is nobler zan most. I know zat."

>He pours out the rest

A: "So when you attacked Purrkistan?"
W: "I vas disgusted not only by the insult to my son...but by zeir practice of actively seeking races zat ver flourishing. Spreading knowledge. Advancing philosophy. I vanted zem to pay for zat. Instead. You got me."

>He spins
>And stands
>Begins to button his coat

W: "Zeh rest is history. Our history."

cont
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>>3730711

A: "...hey."

>The Skelephone you speak through
>Strikes a thoughtful pose

A: "Whatever happened to those gauss cannon skeletons? The first ones you made?"

>Wondervon
>Turns around
>And
>Smiles

>Straps on his goggles

W: "Shtand back."

https://youtu.be/0MCnnfXPSHw

>You follow him closely
>As he flips
>Switch
>After svwitch
>After
>SVITCH

>Finally
>He pulls a lever
>Bigger than he is
>With his whole body

OL: "Dad? Are you awake?"
W: "Olson! My boy!"
>He yells, hanging off the lever

>KACHUNK!
>Which finally gives

OL: "Sorry, Dad. I won't interrupt."
W: "Nonsense. I've missed you terribly."
OL: "Oh! Really!?"
>Wondervon shakes his head
>Looking concerned

W: "I don't work because I don't love you, Zon."
OL: "...I know."
>Olson twiddles his huge metal fingers
OL: "I just know it's m'portnt."
W: "Im. PORRRRtent."
OL: "Im PooooRRR tant."
W: "Good good. Speak up my boy."

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>He goes to a tube at the end of the machine
>Which shakes like hell
>Eventually
>After more
>And more
>NOISE

>SHachunk!

>It spits out a rock
>The size of a golf ball

W: "AHAH! It vorks!"
A: "What. Does this gotta do? With gauss cannons?"

>Wondervon holds up the little rock
>Lets it go
>And it launches from it's spot into the wall


>PRANG!
>A skeleton ducks to avoid it
>Their head floats before they join it back with their neck

W: "It makes Zuper magnets."
A: "..."
>Wondervon
>Laughs

W: "It makes ZUPERMAGNETS!"
A: "The old Skeletons."

W: "Ver Expensive! Power draining. I had to skrrrap zeh whole design ven I saw how capable your squads vere in melee."

>He pats the machine

W: "Vis zis however. Every 1,000 units of metal we grind. Will make 1 of zose."

>He goes to a mass
>Which is hidden under a sheet

cont
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>>3730724

W: "Und. Vis 100 of zose. I can make a..."
>He pauses

W: "Tool."
>He pulls back the sheet

>Revealing a set of Cold Iron cubes he has made
>Which immediately
>Begin to shake
>And launch for the magnetic piece
>One after the next

>Forming
>A very recognizable skull shape


W: "I zink you can get creative vis something like zat."
>He sniffs
W: "Reuseable ammo."

OL: "Dad it's so cool!"
W: "I know."
>Olson pokes the skull
>It warps under his finger

W: "More importantly."
OL: "Hehe! I could make one of you!"

>Olson
>Rearranges the cubes
>In a few seconds
>He perfectly copies his fathers smiling face

W: "I am unt genius."


A: "Mom."
L: "Hm?"

>Back in the shower

A: "How do I contact Star and Marco?"
L: "...I recommend you don't."

A: "Hm...what about the summoning?"
L: "hn...someone with a soul they can bargain should do the summoning."

>Shit
>What?

L: "Indeed. Something must be wagered. Unless you trust Tom's Devil half. To be charitable. So, in hindsight."

>Luna
>Smiles

L: "Let's have them both over. For some brunch."

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION

Monday.
1:00 pm U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

Taking a short break, my friends. Thank you for all that you are. All that you do.
And most of all.

Stay, Blesst
Love Quest.

https://youtu.be/CdDdyr4CK9I
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>>3730103
>T-
No No wait Tom's cool but
>Nah
>Nah nah he is for pranking
Good, the gay is being curbed. Anon is for making babies, not wasting it on queers.
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>>3730727
This is too goddamn wholesome before our trip into Betty Whites fuck dungeon.
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>>3734983
Nah, that's one of the reasons why I live this Quest. The extremes from one end of the content spectrum to another. It's off kilter, kind of like Anon.
also daily bump
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>>3726105
>>3730103
Just re-reading the sessions and bumping the thread.

>>3726416
>QM: "I worry for them. Moreso for what they'll do with neither parents nor professions. The wandering one came to visit."
>A: "Wandering one?"
>QM: "Yes. The bard. The one with the Gremlin."
Wait... is that Oscar?? With the 'gremlin' being Gene the Ferret?

>>3726548
>W: "Get kreative. I'll figure out zeh engineering. Zats my job. Now go."
>T: "You need a shower."
>W: "Und you, a dating profile. Now go!"
Goddamn it, this and the wholesome explanation from the recent explanations from both the soul-mimic and the cold-iron experiments... WV as GOAT impromptu dad

>Sab and Jackie
huhn. A truce? Water under the bridge? Or just recovery following the surgery.
We didn't get much time to dwell on *that* ordeal because it was immediately followed up by the meeting with Moon.
What happened to the Mimic soul, was Sab able to save it? if so, what's she plan to do with it?

>>3730280
>Red Hot
since no one else decided. And cause Muscles isn't a fan of the cold.

>>3730280
>A: "What shouldn't I do in Hell?"
>L: "Use any of your psionic powers. The demons are trapped in a cage of their own design. All their minds are connected to the source of their slavery. Carol. Any attempt to control one of them will reveal you to her. Any attempt to disrupt their magic will do the same.
List Includes: Mind Master, Mind Scream, Take the Strings

I wonder if the concern is only with *linking* our mind to the Demon network in any way, shape, or form... or if any Psionic traffic in the vicinity is gonna trip the alarms. Cuz if it's the latter, Mind Master is a particularly tricky one. As much as we've talked about knocking out the inter-communication for demons, with this, all commands practically need to be vocalized. Which also means we should select someone to wear the hat as part of the assault team. Communication with mom is all handled Psionically so we'd lose the ability to chat with her at all unless someone wore it. Rather than have the limited team, it may be best for someone to don her armor to just straight up come along with us. I'd personally vote to ask Foss... she's involved in this mission, as acquiring a means to fight the black hole directly aligns with her own goals as well.
BE may be willing to join, with what is probably a giant health pool to draw from for spells to cast and an incredibly strong opponent to go toe-to-toe with... but I could see him balking at the thought of being 'mind-controlled' via Luna...

>>3730709
>Jeeze
>When was the last time you had more than five minutes without adrenaline?
>When did you nap for no reason last?
... I mean... it was roughly a month ago with Sabrina. It was wonderful, but short lived.
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>>3734922
>>3734983

The Lords of hell -are- provided whatever comforts they can procure with other's servitude. Lucikron only demands they provide all they have to him when they are commanded!

Haha

So who KNOWS what sorts of things she has at her place!

>>3737577
Bles ya, fren.
It's all about the Neapolitan.

>>3740742

A bump?
What a jump!
Of my heart.
Seeing your lovely words in this place.

>Is that Oscar
Could be! Who else do you think drives a car so recognizable?

>Goat WV Dad
He knows Tom is desperate because of the Skeleton listening devices you've got pretty much everywhere!

>Psionics in hell
To be transparent.
The only "Audible" way psionics can be picked up is when they are...

>Used to create sound
Such as Mind Scream

Or

>You target a specific, known mind and listen for them

Just like two computers sitting next to one another. They don't know the other is there until they purposefully communicate!

Same for psychic networks.


Glad to have popped in early today, lads.
Session in ONE HOUR!

Bless.
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>SESSION
>START!

https://youtu.be/6LeuxxL6c3Y?list=PLdTQa6f2IOm_ckKd_-J1ZPyHvXZLQwWT9

>It is 6:45 in the morning
>According to everyone's leftover cellphones, alarm clocks and the oven that is
>The Microwave says 3:22
>It's french or some shit

>You
>Are Anonymous
>Standing in your bedroom after a cold shower
>And a pyschic panic attack
>You have
>Some plans

A: "So. To get Star and Marco to join us in the invasion. You'd need to contact Glossaryck?"

L: "Yes."

A: "You'll actually do that?"

L: "Indeed. Once I've set someone to render your half-devil friend's essence into the potion."

A: "Cool."
>A quick jaunt to the fridge
>You pull out

>The Entire Milk Gallon Jug marked "Tom Essence"

A: "Oh Christ it's completely full."
L: "Bountiful. Far too much in fact. Hm..."

>You set it on the table
>The table shudders
>A fork falls off onto the floor

L: "If Tom were a woman..."
A: "Mom."
L: "He could be of use for something."


A: "MA. No."
L: "Shall all the children be sired with me then?"

A: "..."
L: "A heavy burden."

>Jackie
>Comes into the kitchen

L: "A load I shall gladly take into my-"

J: "Sup."
>She sits down
>Throws a spoon from the table
>It knocks some cereal off the fridge
>She catches it
>And the spoon

>She pauses
>Shakes the box

J: "mmmfmfmm..."
>Her hair is everywhere
>She is in
>Pajamas
J: "Enough for one."

>She opens the gallon jug
>And is about to pour it into the cereal box

What do?
Also.
Good morning, Anon.
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>>3742400
>Luna talking about siring out children
>Jackie about to gokkun her cereal.
First of all, hide the fucking boner in your pants
Second of all, fucking stop Jackie from eatting that splooge.
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>>3742400
Simply that's semen. Grab jug.

Nothing else to say. She can make her own decisions.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3742400
>Good Morning
... Fuck, we should've really gotten some rest. Even just a few hours. We've been at it for like over a month.

>A heavy burden
W-we're working on it 'ma.

>Jackie and the Mystery Milk Jug
Stop her. Actually, I'm not sure we *can*... So instead... Uh, reveal to her that it's an alchemical reagent. Wouldn't suggest ingesting it in it's, uh, unrefined form. Dunno what could happen to you, and you've already suffered enough from stuff tearing you from the inside. Then go get her the proper stuff.
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>>3742400
>Gently put your hand in that jug
>"Jackie, thats Tom's demon cum, wake up girl. You feeling okay?"
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>>3742400
>to Luna
"Youre reading too much of Sabrina's fanfiction. You okay after you wore her meat suit?"
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>>3742400
>J: "Sup."

Not much. Prepping to invade Hell.

...How do you feel?
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>>3742445
support
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>>3742400
>>3742445 (addendum)
Adding support for check up on Jackie and asking how she's doing ( >>3742466
). She just had reconstructive soul-and-brain surgery afterall.
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>>3742445
>>3742400

support
sexy but we need that stuff and while she could need those calories we need that more then her right now
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>>3742400
Stop! That's not milk!
>>
Shitposting question to fellow Anons buuuuut....
would you still stop her if it was your leche instead of Tom's?
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>>3742542
She wouldn't be able to do anything wth it with her immaterial body.
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>>3742445
>>3742473
>>3742453
>>3742508

Confirmed votes make it clear.

>Don't blurt that it's Tom's boy Butter Jackie is about to eat

A: "Jackie that is not milk."
J: "Whuh?"
>She's still pouring
>Just lookin' at you

>Her eyes
>Are dull
>But still sparkly
>even with the lids puffy from taxing sleep

>Cereal is floating upward

A: "Jackie that's something I need for a potion. It's really gross. Nobody should eat it at all-"
>Whump

>She got it
>A little after halfway to having filled the box

J: "It's dangerous?"
A: "It's...unknown. I don't know what'll happen."

>She closes her eyes
>And tears silently fall from them

A: "Oh no nono Jackie hol up babe are you ok? You just had surgery and I don't even wanna-"

J: "Anon."
A: "Jack."

J: "That was the last box of cereal."

A: "O-Oh no. Jackie."

>You sweep the jug up

A: "Fuck do we -do- with this."
L: "On the kettle."

A: "On the-...huh?"
>You are about to pour it on top of a tea-pot

J: "She means boil it."
>Jackie rubs her eyes
>They're free of the sleepy sheen
>Slowly, the light is coming back in him

>Jackie
J: "Unless you're tryin' tah burn the castle down. Heh."
>Is being silly

J: "Gimme a tangerine. I'm starving. I wanna eat everything but I also wanna poop until I'm just my hair."
A: "Pfff. Forreal tho are you ok?"
J: "No. Can't be after what I went through..."
>She tries to get up
>Slips
>So she does a backflip
>Which looks easier than just tripping

J: "...but I got my -me- back. I remember how much it matters to -be- me."
>She just makes a portal instead of reaching for bread
>SHHHHRRRIIIIIIP
>She reaches in
>And makes another
>To put the bread in the toaster
A: "So you feel?"
J: "Like you cute or sumn' still."
A: "I am a trash bag."
J: "A cute one."

cont
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>>3742542
Yes. What kinda horrible person allows the ruining of cereal?
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>>3742400
The long hair looks great.
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>>3742551

https://youtu.be/Ff4G9ZX966o

>A sudden burst of activity
T: "oOOAAWAAAHhh mmmm nice 11 hour nap."
>Tom
>Followed by Sabrina

S: "Hello?"
>Then Susan
Su: "Fuckin' Watew Wheew."
>She is soaked

>Baby Entropy
>Olson

En: "Come on, Styx! We gotta be quick iffun we want any chairs!"
>The three goblin children
>Who still move like silent shadows

>Girl
>Who is
>Reading?

G: "Geometries...for engineer..."
>Drake the hair dude
>Wanda the slime girl
>Petra, with her adopted eggs
>Carmelita
>With her brother Perro right behind
>Looming
>He takes flight and latches to the ceiling

>A huge fly oh shit it-
>Oh
>It's Fred

>Even Wudo
W: "Ack! Save some pancakes! I need them! All of them ACK!"

P: "You only ever eat three. That's all you are gettingk."

>Bow
>Rushes in last
>Dives under the table
>Everyone seated moves their cups and plates
>As the table rises up
>To sit on Bow's back
>And he eagerly awaits

THE CRUMBBBBBBBBB to fall

B: "berf...BORK!"

>Your kitchen is full
>Entirely full
>Of life
>People

>These
>These are your people, Anonymous
>And in your absence
>It seems they have started to live together
>As a whole

T: "Oh awesome! There's still cereal!"
>Tom is about to drink his own sauce from the box

J: "..."
>Jackie ain't saying shit

What do?


-Breakfast time (Happy Family times while you passively work on the potion)

-Potion (Work hard on the potion, ignores the senpai but gets it done a little before the day is over)

-Family man (Fuck the potion or have a skeleton try to make it in the background. Takes longer but you get a chance to actually get to know everyone. Get to see everyone.)


>Skeleton Shiloh has just arrived at the door
>...
>Everyone is quiet
>Except for Jackie

J: "Somebody get me some toast. Please."
S: "I got it!"
J: "Gracias, mamacita."

Su: "I want fwench fwies."

>Killa
>Guards the door

KK: "Eet is breakfast. Eat eggs."
Su: "Fuck EGGS I want CAWBS!"

What do?
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>>3742555
>Breakfast time (Happy Family times while you passively work on the potion)
>Character Interactions
I live for this.
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>>3742555

>BREAKFASTING
do the family man route, the potion can still wait, we should be able to get it done by the afternoon provided nothing shitstorm worthy is happening/going to happen in that timeframe

-also brainstorm on how to deal with the neet lizard in the library, i feel like if we leave for hell without addressing that something bad might happen

>TOM SAUCE
- say nothing. It's his responsibility to tell the difference between his sauce and milk, not us.
Plus it would out him as a sauce drinker if he does it and theres no significant reaction, so win-win.

otherwise see if anon can either:
a) see if he himself can help build projects like the wall, or get more materials
b) take his anti--anti magic armor material to foss' grandad to see if he can make anything useful
c) practice his saxaphone

in the in-between between getting the potion done and the meeting with the star buds
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>>3742555
>-Breakfast time (Happy Family times while you passively work on the potion)
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>>3742555
>warn Tom
Theres time for prank wars but today isnt it. Today we have time with our family.

>aks Luna if Mr.Velevt Ears can brew the potion.

Hes excellently skilled and should be able to brew potions like tea.


Lets have a nice quiet family day before we literally go to hell
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3742555
>Breakfast Time
Truly the 'I want it all' option... The day was going to be a write off to prep the potion, and allow for Jackie's recovery regardless, so we really ought to try and enjoy it for all it's worth. Can't see handing it off to a skele Luna's been dying to give us some alchemy lessons, seems pretty low to pass that off, we still need it done, but also want to be with our people.

>Tom
... Mmm... As he raises the spoon, warn him. Tell him he's got enough fire resistance as it is and that we need that. Not full on prank, but enough of a close call to give him pause

>Jackie
Jam or Butter?

>Breakfast orders
We doing solo, diner-chef or we got enough room for some su-chefs to help out? I'm up for a option 2 while we're brewing... Sounds like Petra normally handles a lot of this, giving her a hand might be appreciated.

>Menu?
Sounds like Pancakes, toast and eggs, maybe some meats overall from the lineup.

>Wudo
Give him 4... But have them shrink in size like a pancake pyramid so they use the same amount of material

>Girls Engineering efforts
... Maybe ask if she's interested in a hands-on internship. WV gets help from the hand horror... But seeing how the theory matches up with the practice could be useful.

>Bow
Fucked up rolls go to the big boy. He'll appreciate them at least

>Da kinder
... If we already got pancakes on, adding some chocolate chips to theirs seems like a quick way to add some cheer..
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>>3742584
actually warn tom about the sauce.
I don't want our chances of escape going up in smoke because we didnt tell our demon friend the up and up
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>>3742555
>>3742616

>let wudo have an extra pancake. He earned it with his bravery, but should he fail us or Petra....then he gets only the burned ones!

>ask Girl to help draw up plans for moving more goblins here for when we get back. Shes gonna need a team of engineers.

>show susan and KK that eggs and hash exist for this purpose
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>>3742637
Reminder Wudo insulted us when he believed we couldn't hear what he was saying... which we really couldn't do.
Carmelita was there too.
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>>3742555
Make a note to get a fridge just for potion ingredients and put it with our alchemists pot.
-Don't we have a room set up for that?
--See about cooking the potion in there instead of the kitchen.

>Breakfast time (Happy Family times while you passively work on the potion)
-Put the Potion on the back burner and turn the vents to low to take any fumes away.

Cook Susan some french toast and a side of eggs.

wudo gets three pancakes.
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>>3742643
Rather have him believe that acting to our benefit will be rewarding to him. Wwll still keep a close eye on the little fucker.
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>>3742584

>Full Devotion to Family Man
>Balanced Breakfast and work
>>3742616
>Delegate to a minion

It's pretty clear.
Anon wants...some good times.


SPECIAL ROUND

After this post!

Only 10 MINUTES between posts.
Posts will be shorter.
We.
Shall move faster.

https://youtu.be/KPa-3xEZTB8

A: "Move the hell over. Where's the good sausage?"

>You muscle through some people, leaving that sweet thick NUTT sauce after putting it in a pot and setting it to boil


A: "Velvet ears. Velvet EA-"
>He is just suddenly behind you

A: "FUCK!"
>He bends down
>Bowing but also getting closer

A: "Watch the pot, would ya?"
L: "I can manage him."

A: "Wh-"
L: "Dear. We have eternity. Tomorrow. We have a war."
A: "Luna, I-"

>Luna pats your ear
L: "Take today. It's yours."


>First off

A: "Tom!"
T: "Hah?"
>The Box is almost up-side down when you warn him
>He's still waiting on the substance inside to pick up

A: "That's your semen. Don't do it. Don't be the self-sampler."

>63/100
>He believes you

T: "Dude wh- Why? Why would y-"
J: "Why didn't you TELL me that was Tom's goo, dude-"

>Jackie doesn't get CON saves at the moment
>She is turning green
J: "Ok fair enouHUUUUUHHHH!"

>Sabrina is holding Jackie's hair

>You
>Realize there are not enough seats
>Half of everybody is standing around with their plates

P: "My lord."
>Petra
>Is getting up

P: "Would you like my chair?"


>>3742622

A: "Nah. Nah it's ok I'mma do some shit. For some dudes."

cont
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>>3742673

>You grab Jackie's toast

A: "Butter or Jelly?"
J: "B- BUHAHHHRrrrrf!"
A: "Cool. Anybody else know how to cook?"

C: "Oh! Make excellent Blood Sausage!"
>Carmelita titters

Jube: "Ha! Just like the one she gets for her brother!"
>Only Wudo laughs

>Shiloh skeleton is still standing at the door
>Un moving

A: "Aight. Pancakes around, right?"
>You are no chef
>But
>You have had to make stuff from the box
>And instant things
>Hundreds of times
>Since you were 6
>This comes easy

A: "Wudo. Eat up."
Wu: "A FEAST! Fitting my station ACK!"

>He doesn't even know they're small pancakes
>Just that the stack is high

A: "Girl. You engineering yet?"
G: "I have turned. A wrench."
A: "Fuck son you better off n' me."

J: "He'sh being modest."
>Jackie has put
>Tangerine slices
>In between her buttered toasts

J: "He builds bikes and stuff out of skeletons. He just doesn't make his own machines."

>Carmelita is beside you
>Making
>Scrambles

C: "Can I have some spice?"
A: "Go nuts, bat butts."

>She gets a 74/100 on cooking today

>Frank the fly swoops over

F: "I can carry plates."
A: "Wash your damn hands."

F: "That's Fly-ist."
>You can smell his skin
>It's like burnt tire coated in olive oil

>Wordlessly you toss chocolate chips into some pancakes for the kiddies

En: "Bisquitsbisquitsbisquitsbisguits!"
>The Goblin kids don't speak
>But
>They bash their silverware in time with Entropy

>Olson just sits in the middle
>Tall enough to reach the higher table with no trouble

OL: "I'll pass things!"
S: "Thank you, Olson."

OL: "Orange juice?"
S: "Oh! Yes please!"
>Sabrina
>Is full of life
>Holding Jackie's hair for her
>And still being good to the kids

A: "Susan."
Su: "Anowm."
A: "Susan!"

Su: "ANMOWN!"
A: "You gotta eat dah Meat lettuce."
>You make some french toast
>And
>Eggs


What do you make for yourself?
Who do you sit next to?

>Choose from all of your current allies living in the castle

What about brother eater? Down below in the dungeons?

Hyper speed slice of life round is START!
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>>3742676
> WHAT EAT FOR BREAKFAST
full english breakfast my dude, fit and fed for planning

>WHO DO YOU SIT TO
jackie my dude. no brainer

>WHAT DO FOR BROTHER EATER
ask him if he had a breakfast, otherwise send a double order of full english my dude
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>>3742676
>>3742676
>Invite Brother Eater to the feast, provided he eats what he is served. If he complains tell him we want him lean, mean and starving for there will be much demon flesh to consume tomorrow. Endless waves of supple high demon flesh.

>invite shiloh in, shes been punished but we do not abide suffering.


>we float above everyone using goofy starwalk bullshit to have fun but to also make sure we are near everyone equally.

>make everyone say grace and thank Momma Luna for the day then go round robin with everyone about something theyre happy about and something they are worried about.

Short and quick check in.
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>>3742695
also support inviting shiloh and allowing BE to eat at table, then round robining
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>>3742695
>>3742704
i am supporting that
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>>3742676
>What do you make for yourself?
Meat.
Whatever Meat you can find.

>WHO DO YOU SIT TO
With Jackie and Sabrina, convenient they are right next to each.

>What about brother eater? Down below in the dungeons
I'm sure he's busy doing his own thing, call him and ask if he wants anything anyway.
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>>3742676
A balanced breakfast.
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>>3742695
>>3742676
>>3742704
Do NOT invite Shiloh.

Wanda s here. How rude is it to invite her attempted murderer in here?

Brother Eater would also literally eat everything.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3742676
>Breakfast
Support English Breakfast. This is practically our first meal in forever.

>Sit
Float option sounds very Anon.

>Shiloh and BE
Willing to support, but we gonna have to cycle based on limited seats. Notify them, but tell em the rooms full and to wait a bit for some of the early commers to filter out.
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>Shiloh
1 She's a skeleton. She doesn't ned to eat.
Can can't even.
2. Terrible idea and would only make evrything more awkward for everyone.
3. She still ahsnt earned her place beside us. HE hasn't even yet made penitence for what she's done.

>Brother Eater
He's never satisfied. He can have maybe a portion the same size as everyone else but everything else will be hunting.
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>>3742754
>>3742676
I do would like to sit beside Jackie and Sabrina. However I would also like to get the status report of everything.

Monsters, trolls, undead, wall-building and the like.
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>You
>Float

A: "I'mma make a bigass breffas. Gott. DAMN!"

>Muscles
>Awakens
>Shuddering with pleasure
>As you crack eggs
>Spin in the air
>And open the cupboards to find

A: "aye!"
>You whip around to everyone else

A: "...I don't know what's in an English breakfast."

T: "Mmf! Mm!"
>Tom
>Swallows a bagel

T: "DIS NI- uh...Dude! IS eating BEANS!"

>Nobody gets it but Jackie
>She doesn't laugh

A: "Beans? Aight."
>Beans
>Eggs
>Bacon
>BACON
>BACON

>Muscles is sweating blood

A: "Wait."
>You look over your shoulder."
A: "How the fucc do you know that Meme?"

T: "Who do you think invented the internet?"

A: "..."

>You float over
>And nestle down
>Between Jackie and Sabrina

J: "Hey now."
>Jackie is smiling
>Even as your elbow gently rests under her chest

>Sabrina blushes
>But
>She lets you in

>You are seated on TWO girl's laps

A: "..."
>Staring straight ahead
>You did your eggs in beans
>And
>EAT IT

A: "Oh christ this is the good life."

>61 and 70 out of 100

>Both girls
>Respond with affection

>Anon
>You are getting the headpets
>Spit-roast style


A: "FFFFFFFUCK yeah my dude."

cont
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>>3742777

>You send some skeletons down
>Down
>DOWN

>To Brother Eater's Lair

>He has caught something
>Something 98/100 on biggness

>He's still chewing a head off
>Of a Hydra
>That he has completely removed the legs from
>He is gorging
>Leaving one head at a time
>So the others can slowly grow back

A: "You wanna eat with us?"
BE: "..."
>His mouth is full of Hydra
>The creature moans for mercy
>For death

>He bites it off
>And tucks the legless body under the waterfall

BE: "Yes."

>He is coming

A: "Shiloh."
>Back at the table

A: "There's no chairs."
>Wanda shrinks in her chair

A: "So stand...but come in."
W: "Wh-why?"
A: "She's been punished. She doesn't have to be alone."

>Olson
>Is carrying a cup of coffee
>You think?
>It's brown a-

WV: "Gut morningk!"
>Wondervon

OL: "Dad! You're drink."
WV: "Excellent. Now for my chair."

>Wondervon
>claps twice

>And a skeleton nearby
>Transforms into a chair
>A rocking chair

>He sipps
>And watches

WV: "Massage mode."
>BBBRRRRRRRRR
WV: "AAaaahhhhhhhhhh"

cont
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>>3742787

>Olson comes back
>And finds his spot taken

>By Brother Eater

BE: "..."
>He is shrunk

OL: "I was-"
BE: "What?"
OL: "I was sitting there."

BE: "...and?"


Wu: "Master."
A: "Huh?"

Wu: "If we fight mewmans again. Can we eat them?"
>Wudo crunches some bacon
Wu: "Pig flesh is bland."

>Several other Monsters Agree silently or with nods
>Even Petra

P: "Mewman blood would speed up egg hatching."
>She pours some honeyed milk over the eggs
>Gently ensuring it's even

What do?

Keep it short, lads. Pick a target. Stay the course.

You are in the middle.

Tom looks so fucking angry right now holy hell his chocolate almond milk is on fire.

>But oh
>OH
>Somebody
>Is gently rubbing your neck
>OH NO
>Somebody just GAVE YOU THE EAR SCRATCH OH SHIT


-Resist being headpat slut?

y/n

-Tell Monsters they can eat Mewman enemies?
y/n

-Police seating with the monsters?
y/n

Ca: "Whoooo wants BLOOD CHORIZO!?"
>Do you want Blood Chorizo?

10 minutes was a little hasty haha. Call it 15.

Bless.
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>>3742790
>RESIST HEADPATS
yes

>TELL MONSTERS THEY CAN EAT MEWMAN ENEMIES
not yet i think. If we do get more we can trade them for stuffs, and currently we are on friendly terms with mewmans still

>POLICE SEATING WITH MONSTERS?
only a lil
get a nearby skeleton to form a chair for BE
olson's spot is the keystone to this malevolent chaotic breakfast as he passes things around

>BLOOOOOD CHORIZO!?!?!?!?!?
try some. i myself never had blood food
is it like spicy sausage but more irony/livery?
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>>3742790
-Resist being headpat slut?
Hell No!

-Tell Monsters they can eat Mewman enemies?
Only if we approve.

-Police seating with the monsters?
No

Ca: "Whoooo wants BLOOD CHORIZO!?"
>Do you want Blood Chorizo?
Yes
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>>3742790
>any that raise a hand against us forefits their rights. Survivors are to be captured and cared for as prisoners of war as we did before. Any that perish or are mortally wounded...save the bones. The will find peace in new life.


>olsen, you didn't call fives on your chair. If you dont claim your seat someone can take it if you get up....but I didnt expext brother eater to be the one to steal the seat of a young child.

>Dont be a pat slut, PDA can be annoying to some people and knowing when enough is enough is key to not looking like a desperate creep.

>Mind ping Tom, jealousy is ugly man. Weve been in a relationship for over a year and been through things. Maybe when you build a relationship of the same youll get the same love. Stop thinking about what you dont have and build on yourself and what you have. And if you really want I can bite your neck in private.
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>>3742790
>Give THAT BATSLUTS BLOOD MEAT THE SUCC
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>>3742790
>Resist being headpat slut?
N

>Tell Monsters they can eat Mewman enemies?
N. Not by default at least. I have a deal with Moon and I wouldn't like to compromise it.

-Police seating with the monsters?
Yes. You still need to maintain order and your authority.

>Do you want Carmelita's Blood Chorizo?
Yes. Chorizo & Beans is GOOD.
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>>3742790
>be headpat slut but only slightly so just relaxing
>Police seating with the monsters? yes its kind of needed
>Do you want Carmelita's Blood Chorizo?
sure chorizo is good
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3742777
>>3742787
>>3742790
>>Anon
>>You are getting the headpets
>>Spit-roast style
:SexualGlossy: it's been a long time coming, but it finally came...
>Resist? Y/N
Hell no.

>BE
Wonder what Hydra tastes like? Shared meal? How do you prepare it, bet it tastes better cooked in some way.
>Chair Police?
Knew this was gonna happen. Let's see if we can soft influence some of it, which I guess would be a Yes. BE's a size shifter ... We get that he's swole as fuck, we all respect that as is, but the rooms small enough as is. Can he shrink to make room for everyone to enjoy the space?

>Blood Chorizo
... It's Mewman, isn't it? If not, then yes
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>>3742840
Fuck if its Mewman give that shit the double deep suck
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>>3742790
FUCK SHIT

We completely forgot about Cumulo and Foss? What are they up to?

We were going to talk to them about giants and dragons and shit when the incident with the Mewmans came up.

I guess they're back at their place? I still ahve the same questions as before. More so even.

Fuck, I wanted to see Foss.
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>>3742856
We havent even finished Breakfast man. They cant fit inside. We can go out after. We have a whole day to chill.
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>Headpats
>Resist?
>Why would you even?

https://youtu.be/-1JbefiywEE

A: "Oh oh come on man this is-"

>Your head
>Is pushed down
>WHam!
>Your chin bounces a little on the table

S: "Jackie! That's kinna rough."
J: "You gotta hold him down. He wriggles."

>Jackie plays with your hair
>Puts her nails
>Gently on your scalp
>And scritches

A: "Fuc."

P: "Perhaps our lord c-"
A: "FUCK!"
>You smack your fist into the table
>Bite your lip
>And your leg
>Kicks
>Like a well pet dog

>You are mess
>A disgrace
>Muscles coils around Sabrina's waist

A: "More."
>She
>Rubs your right ear lobe
>And then
>Gives you a temple massage

A: "MMMM! MMMMMM!!!"

cont
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>>3742936

>The table kicks upward
>As your spine writhes
>And your nerves light up

>Jackie spears some toast on your fork
>Rubs it in egg

J: "This. Is for letting me kill that monster that was inside me."
>She feeds you
>And gently rubs your neck down to your shoulder blades

S: "W-Well this!"
>Sabrina
>With a nat 1
>Holds you down with her elbow

>Grabs for the orange juice
>And gets the Tom juice in that cereal box

S: "Is for letting me keep the Mimic's soul! Saving a baby!"
A: "WAIT SABRINA D-"

>Tom stops her
>Even though he is on fire

A: "Dude."
T: "Got you, bro. Thanks for the heads up."

S: "..."
>Sabrina instead vies for hand-feeding you pancake

A: "MMF!"
>Your eyes roll back in your head
>As the two girls in your life
>Destroy you mentally
>With love

>Your legs melt
>You lay back
>On a weirdly hard Sabrina body
>And the incredibly soft but muscular Jackie

>You Aheago with syrup and toast in your mouth
>Nobody hear respects you

>Except Brother Eater

BE: "That is a king alright."

WV: "Auch ve need to get him zome zerapy."

>Suddenly
>Business

>You snap out of your reverie

A: "HM! I say no by the way."
W: "What?"

A: "No eating Mewmans. Not without my explicit. Specific. O.k."

>The monsters groan
P: "Ve have fought HARD for you, Anonymous. Yet we have no homes to ourselves. No bones of enemies to show on wall."

>Perro pipes up from the ceiling

Pe: "He has deal with Mewmans. He keeps castle? He shows them favor."
>An uncomfortable silence

P: "Then who are our enemies? Who is it we show no mercy to?"

J: "Why would you guys want that?"

>Wanda speaks

W: "Um...we don't?"
Jube: "Yeah, we do."

Frank: "I just want my own bathroom."
G: "Girl want to read...but know what we want."

>Some look to her

G: "Monsters want victory. With one less enemy left afterward."
>Some nod

BE: "The free meal is a bonus."
>Everyone nods

cont
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>>3742942

P: "So who is it? Ve vant to know. Name our enemy. So ve can know who must be removed to make zis vorld better for ourselves."

-That's what they want
-Home
-And to know who needs to die so they can keep it


A: "Carmelita. Gimme that meat you just whipped up. I wanna try it with my BEANS."

>She strolls over
>Her claws clack like high heels

>She sets it down
>You spear it with a fork

A: "Brother eater. Give the child his seat back."

>You bite into the sausage

BE: "No."

ROLL CON FOR THE SPICY MEAT
WHAT TELL THE MONSTERS!?

How do you answer Brother Eater's small rebellion?

CONTINUE THE SPEED!
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>>3742943
>BE: "No."
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Rolled 3 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3742943
rollan
>WHAT SAY TO MONSTERS
have anon say that those that actively seek to harm us would face no mercy, then give them a list of such people.

SHIT LIST OF NO-MERCY-ERS:
LUDO
FBI (probably)
PIXIES???? (they have to be removed for us to get to Ludo
and possibly demons should they attack us


also tell them any other monster types from another dimension could also count.

>WHAT DO WITH BE REBELION!?!?!?
- ask olson not to pass BE condiments/snacks/drinks, and have BE help pass the food around instead of eating, he takes olson's job now
also give something a lil extra to olson. Anon can figure that part out
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3742943
>Monsters
"We fight those who oppose us, but we do not stoop below them. Every day we live is a defiant finger to the powers that would tear us apart, see us in chains or worse. We are building the foundation, now. Slowly. Abzu Ahai wasnt built in a day.

Every stone laid is one step closer to the dream. You will have homes, full bellies and safe futures for your children and families. The enemy is any that stand in our way, oh and they are coming.

Was there not a killer in your midst and mewmans at the door not a few days ago? Shall I summon more enemies for you to throw your lives away against?

Life, battle, conquering. These are causes to die for. I do not want you to die, I want you to fight to live. Fight for a life that is not scrabbling in the dirt for a half rotted corncob to take home to your murdered family.

There will be more bloodshed coming, peace is not won through being a lazy shit. Youll know the enemy when they come, and if you dont, then Ask Petra or follow the waves of the Choir Eternal.

>to BE
"If you so insist, keep the place of a mewling infant. It suits you. Petra, perhaps cut up his meal into easy to chew peices. You know how childern are. Olsen, take my place. You've been outstanding lately with the other kids and deserve the honor."

Drive home some shame in response to his defiance in front of everyone. Make sure everyone sees his petulance as childish. Being a creature of honor this should properly shame him without us losing face.


>con the spicy sausge.

Bruh we ate a cursed clowns flaming head and kept it down for days and ate Marco's family cooking and regularly drank striaght vinegar.

This shit EZ
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Rolled 11 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3742943
Maybe we should punish him with the world's spiciest chip.
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>>3742971
support in BE punishment and this speech should be included as well.
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>>3742943
>WHAT TELL THE MONSTERS!?
Our enemies are a revolting door of individuals.
There is no set groups.
No permanent alliances.
It's us against the world.
We need to be smart about who we strike down and when, but if they are patient they will have everything they need.

>How do you answer Brother Eater's small rebellion?
>"If you so insist, keep the place of a mewling infant. It suits you."
>Make Robot Boy a cool new chair. Made of bones and shit.
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>>3742971
>>3742968

These are the confirmed rolls.

Let's see which one sticks.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3742981
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3742943
>Groans
Listen, you start fucking around with them, it's just gonna make them want to come over here and fuck with you even more. They come to bring the fight, fine. But they aren't the true enemy. We got bigger fish to fry. And so do the Mewmans.

>Enemies
Ludo, belligerent neutrals who come to take OUR home, and that goddamn black hole.

>BE
Just proving yourself a tyrant my man. You wanted to get in, on the inner seat. To see how the Mastermind works the magic. You think it starts by bullying kids out of seats? That path sows the seeds of destruction. If not from the one you wronged, then through the ones who observed. What's a seat mean really, in a situation like this? Among friends, allies, your brothers and sisters who you break bread with? Save such power moves for when it really matters. When you're not in pleasant company. Give the robo-baby back his chair and take the first step with me, bigman.
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>>3742951
>>3742943
>WHAT TELL THE MONSTERS!?
Our main objective is right now is to consolidate our position as a force to be reckoned with. have no Mewman, Pixie, Troll or Monster mess with us.

Many of them may attack us, but that doesn't mean that all of them will. There are mewmans that want us dead, but also some we're working with. Some trolls don't want to mess with us but other just attacked Susan and Shiloh the other day, with guns.
Clearly we don't need to fight all monsters but that doesn't mean some won't be in our way. The pixies. They might prove an obstacle, but if an opportunity to earn power from them in form of allies and more subjects arises I would not let it go. Even some of the remaining humans might attack us, and well, we are human. Mostly.

It isn't an easy answer, but if anyone wants to fight us I don't see why we should decline.
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Rolled 17 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

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The slave trading mewmen is a enemy just got to find the best way to deal with him.
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>>3742971

>18+14

>32 total

https://youtu.be/WgFV1d5Lif0

>The Flavors
>The DEPTH
>of this Sausage

>>3742991
>>3742994

So close, fren you were almost in for the rolls.

>I'll give ya the +2
>And what's more...


>Anon
>You chew the sausage
>Grind the fat into your mouth
>Mm
>Oh my-

A: "The beans."
J: "Huh?"
A: "Gimme more bEANS!"
>Jackie turns the plate
>You run that sausage
>That's taking the stains off your teeth
>Into the beans

>The sauce around them
>Begins to simmer

>Your eyes water
>But so does your mouth
>You take
>A second bite

>As everyone else at the table
>Suffers and cries
>From the MEAT
>The FIRE
>Even Tom struggles
>6 on luck
>He drinks the Milk from Petra's egg bowl

>Wanda and Jube are fine
>Turning a pleasant red color

Jub: "Mm. Nice texture!"
W: "So much iron!"

>Perro eats one Carmelita hands him
Pe: "mm. Es light today."

cont
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>>3743038

>you
>Swallow
>And pound a whole glass of chocolate almond milk

A: "AHHhhh!"
>Your lips
>Smack

A: "Brother Eater. You're right. Keep the place of a mewling infant."
>He
>Stops eating

A: "It suits you."
>He stands
>And grows

BE: "You DARE!"
A: "You dared."
>You eat another bite
>Everyone else cringes at the sight
>But you
>Don't flinch

>You never flinch when somebody might kill you

A: "I'm making sure you know what you're doing. Watch."

>You snap
>As skeletons form a big, comfy chair

A: "For you, Olson."
>Olson
>Sits

OL: "Sorry, everybody. Can't pass things from here."
En: "...I can do it."

A: "Maybe Brother Eater should do it. He owes everybody for being a shit."

BE: "You invited ME here. Just to embarrass me!?"
A: "I invited you here to share."

BE: "...what?"
A: "It means eat WITH us. As in. We're all eating."
BE: "The ball doesn't eat."

A: "But he passes food. You wanted a place here. Right?"
BE: "I want what's mine."

A: "So let people. In this house. Have what's theirs."
>Brother Eater

>Bites your sausage
>Takes some fork with it

>and when he tastes it
>Goes rigid
>His breath gets more hot
>As he looks down at you in horror

>Learning that somehow
>SOME
>Way
>Your Con
>Is in the same league as his

>And you
>Cut
>Another bite

BE: "RRRrrrRidiculous!"
>He storms off
>Snarls at Olson

BE: "Take your child's seat! I will keep to my cave."

A: "Now."
>He stomps
>All the way
>Down

A: "So you all know."
>You wipe your mouth
>Jackie
>Hands you some more milk

A: "Thanks, girl."
>Sabrina hands you another milk
>You just hold them both
>And sip each
>In turn

cont
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>>3743041

A: "My enemies? Our enemies. All have names. All have faces. It's not a group. It's not anything so fuckin' stupid as politics."

>The monsters look intrigued

A: "We're getting things from the Mewmans. We still fought them. We have a truce with the Trolls but Susan still kicked the shit out of any that messed with it."

>You chug
>Jackie's milk
>Then Sabrina's

A: "When anyone fucks with us. The demons we're gonna fight in hell. The weaklings who follow Ludo. If I ever see another MiB cunt again. We'll waste em."

>Muscles
>Crushes the glass in his hand

A: "I'm a patient. Forgiving. Providing kind of guy. Until we don't have to be so smart. Until someone gives us a GOOD REASON to act like killers we don't have to be killers. I promise you tho...when the time comes. We'll put the bibs down and you'll eat them with your hands."

...
>93/100

W: "THREE CHEERS FOR THE KILLER KING!"

>Hip Hip
>Hooray
>Hip Hip
>HOORAY

>Milk Glasses
>Raised

>It's gonna be a good day

SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION WEDNESDAY!

1:00 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

>Where some actual business can be handled
>One thing at a time
>One step closer to victory

Stay Blesst
Love, Quest
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SESSION
START!


https://youtu.be/ETmU-RYhcVk?list=RDkqYKTr6CaDA

>You
>Are still Anonymous


CHARACTER SHEET
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

>What does that mean, really?
>Being you
>You've changed.
>Parts of you at least.

>You've left behind the life you had in Echo Creek
>Now you live on a mountain infested with Trolls

>You've gone from Meaningless
>To Majestic

>From Lonely
>To surrounded by love
>With Jackie, Sabrina...
>Maybe more
>From rejected
>To Desired

>Has some fundamental part of your changed?
>Are you overcoming the base nature the world handed you?

>Or
>Have you merely changed the way your base nature is expressed?
>How much of it was Luna's doing?

L: "Not enough to take it from you."

>She removed your fear
>Has somehow allowed you to express your ideas into action without hesitation

>Through that
>You have risen up
>To stop being a lonely boy with a shitty laptop
>Now
>You are a magical young man
>With his own castle
>His own small army of Skeletons

>A boy with plans to invade the very plane of Hell itself
>With the Prince of said realm by your side

>You have just finished an awesome breakfast
>And for once

>You have the day off

L: "That potion. Will still take the entirety of the day to complete. There's so much you could do with yourself."
A: "Like...like hm..."

>What the fuck do you DO with yourself?
>Now that you have some borrowed time?


>KKKRRRAAAKKAKACOW!
>Thunder
>From outside
>Then the sound of rain hitting the roof
>Outside it is pouring water

>BOOM!
>BOOM!
>BOOM!

F: "Hallo! Anonymous and the friends! Yes may we come insides! It is cold!"
C: "It's wet as a Walrus Pig's back too! Come on, son! Show some hospitality! Or a grumph will grow in yer trousers!"

>Your friends the giants
>Are knocking

What do?
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>>3747537
>Let Giants inside. Tell them we just had brekky, and we can get some leftovers if they want em.

>Go check out the wands pocket dimension.

PLEASE ITS ALL IVE EVER WANTED PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
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>>3747537
>Of course youre welcome in this house. Please have some of our meal, though it be small. How are you both?
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>>3747537
>Let giants inside.
>Spend the day potion mixing with Luna
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>>3747553
Voting to not skip the whole day amd spend it visitng with everyone. A few hours here or there to get in a personal touch after being away for a few montha
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>>3747537
Let them in.
Spend some time playing the saxophone.
Go to our old castle and handle the lizard.
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If you want you're vote to count you'll need to confirmed your ID on the discord.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3747537
By all means, let them in. I'd also suggest a bit of time with Foss/Cum... they really did us a solid with that metal. Perhaps get some feedback from them on where they stand and what they're looking for in the upcoming conflicts.

We have a day. A rare occurrence. We also haven't truly rested in over a month. So get at least some R&R in there Anon, preferably in the company of a lady or two.

>Outstanding Topics...?
>Star and Marco
We still gotta get in contact with them... Pertinent to immediate and upcoming operations

>The library ghost and it's books
Work out an agreement with it? Foss seems very well read. Maybe she knows of a place to send it other than our castle where it'll leave of its own volition?

>Monster School
Feel like the kids get the brush off. Sounds like WV been too busy for lessons.... Just want to make sure things are cool for them.. even if School can fuck off.

>Jackie Recovery
Check to make sure she's OK after her ordeal. If she needs anything... And if she's willing to discuss more of what actually happened in the Negative zone now that she's whole again.

>Sabrina and the Mimic
Find out what her plan of action is. What her wants out of it are. More curious just to see what she's come up with with her own WHAT. DO.

>Sax Practice
Close out the day with some of this

I'm sure there's more stuff, but that's just what comes top of mind..
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>>3747540
>>3747567

>You head for the main doors of castle Webhollow
>The halls are dry now
>Most of the repairs needed to stop the leaks and dank build up have been repaired

>Thanks to your investment in Wondervon
>He's recently taken to his own sort of project
>A way to make supermagnets
>and yet...

A: "I think...I actually want some space to myself today."

>The noise of the world you've built fades out behind you
>People and their concerns
>The endless list of war preparations
>Waifus
>Your laifu


A: "I think I'm gonna go practice. Get some air."
>Luna
>Appears on your shoulder
>Back to her concrete visage of perfect posture

L: "When it is time to destroy. You will do so with admirable vehemence."
A: "Fancy way of calling me badass."


>You have reached the doors
>CRRRREAAAAHHHHHHHHK

F: "Hallo!"
>Foss
>Cumulo
>The Sky giants who have helped shape your new self
>By letting you mould legendary suits of armor
>That forced you to examine your relationships
>Your nature
>Other's


>For some reason Foss is only as tall as Susan
A: "...wait. What!?"
F: "We are happy you will let us into y-"

A: "What the FUCK!? Why are you tiny!?"
C: "We're shrunk."

A: "Why?"
>Foss and Cumulo both step in
>Cumulo flicks his dragon-phetus charm

>and the rain water spatters off them in all directions
>You
>Are now soaked in Blue-People water

C: "To fit in your house a course! It's not a cloud. Not like ours."

>These giants
>Know size
magic

F: "So. Where is we can rest?"

-right here in the main hall (Kind of stiff)
-Your room (Foss might see your P.J.s)
-Susan's room (She's not using it right now)
-The Throne room (Do Giants know what a video game is?)
-The Kitchen (It's where the party is at.)
or
-Come with me (Show them Luna's world and the Hidden Castle realm)

What do?
Before heading off back to Luna's little HOLE.
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>>3747637
>these are honored guests, royals of another kingdom. We should show them a good time.

>bring them to the Kitchen, serve them a hot meal but then ask if they would like to stay and explore the castle or if they wouls like to come with us to our mothers home in THE HOLE.
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>>3747637
>Your room (Foss might see your P.J.s)
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3747637
These are our new allies. And they've granted us a powerful boon by allowing us access to Skysteel, a material so secret, it's practically kept only within their clan and coveted by others on Mewni. You're practically family?? (Maybe ask Cumulos about why he decided to act as he did)

In any case, try to be a decent host. Check if hungry, then show way to kitchen. Otherwise, I say go with the "Come with me" option.
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>>3747637
Offer your room if they need to rest. If Susan is okay with someone sleeping in her room you can offer it, but only if she okay with it.

Show them the kitchen if then the kitchen if they want to grab some food. Tell them not to eat the cereal as someone poured a ingredient for a potion into the box.

If they want entertainment the throne room has a lot of video game systems.
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>>3747637
Offer Kitchen if they're hungry, if they need rest they may use our room or the Throne Room.

We were curious about a few things, however...
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>>3747650
>>3747679
>>3747697

>You don't even care if you're wet
>Substances just...get around in this castle

A: "You blue folks are welcome here any time. Come on. I'll show you the kitchen."
>You pause

A: "mmm Don't eat the cereal."
F: "What is, the Cereal?"
A: "It's cum, mostly."
C: "Creative, shorty."

>You and your two new guests trudge back to find the kitchen
>A disaster

>>3747721

A: "...you hungry?"
C: "I'm Cumulo!"
>Foss is embarassed to be related to this man

A: "Mother fuckers didn't even wash their plates. Do you wanna like...come with me? Instead?"

F: "To where?"
>Foss can see the cereal box on the table
>She reads it
>Then begins to sidle
>Away
>From it

A: "My mom's house. A flying castle."
C: "Oh, a flying castle!"
A: "Yeah w-"
C: "How original!"
A: "W-"
C: "How exciting! Is it made of clouds?"

>The Blue Big boi pulls out his pipe
>Lights it

C: "You yungerns go on ahead."
F: "I did not say if I w-"

C: "His mom's special. Probably got some special knowledge up in her whirly-bird house."

>Foss
>Turns to you
>All nearly 7 feet of her
>In those cloudy wool furs
>and asks

F: "A-are there books in your house?"
>She is
>Growing
>From excitement
>Back toward her usual dimension
>Her knees are up by her ears

A: "...there's a Shadow lizard guarding it."

F: "Then I will kill it."
>She already has a hammer
F: "For knowledge."

A: "Neat."

>Skeleton servants come in
>And start washing up
>Velvet ears is still brewing the potion
>One skeleton drops a plate

>They all freeze in terror
>Velvet ears doesn't move
>Just snaps his fingers
>They sweep
>And scurry back to the task at hand

A: "Boys. The giants here are our guests. I'll take Foss to THE HOLE."
C: "Why's yer maw live in a hole?"

A: "No. THE HOLE is just what we c-"
C: "Is she a mole?"
A: "No. That's my scientist."

C: "I need stronger stuff in this pipe."

>Foss is ready to leave for THE HOLE

>What she sees in room 3 floor 4 may shock her

What say before you take her there?
What do when you arrive in the old castle?
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>>3747756

haha forgive me, pals.

The image.

>>3747721

Also.

A: "I uh. Got some questions for you."
C: "No questions. Not without something good to smoke."

>Cumulo coughs
>A cloud forms that makes tiny lightning

C: "My throat gets tired."
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>>3747763
"Ill ask the bone boys and my mom if she has the good kush somewhere. Ask any of the calcium boys for anything else you wish. No guarantees on having it. Also theres a Sizeshifter in the basement. Hes a little grumpy today."


>To Foss
"So you arent unprepared. My mothers castle is on another world. A dead one, a very old and very dead world, but its still alive... and it is her. In a way. You are safe with me but its not a safe place. We can go to the Library if you want books. The Librarian is a Septarian soul bound to darkness. Hes looking for company and has many books to share."
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>>3747776
support to this but also warn of the possible insanity
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>>3747763
I don't suppose we have something Cumulo could smoke, do we Luna?

Talk to Foss meanwhile.
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>>3747763
>What do when you arrive in the old castle?
I don't fucking know.
Ask Luna if there is anything in particular we should grab.

>>3747776
Say this too I guess.
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>>3747756
When we get to the library Id like to look into stealth spells.

Having a shadow librarian that read the entire library should help us find something to up our sneak into hell.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3747756
>>3747763
Supporting >>3747776. this sounds about right.
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>>3747763
>>3747890
>What do
Foss was kind enough to let us stick around in her family's castle and even use some of their facilities for a couple of months as we worked the armor. The least we can do is give a proper tour and introduction to what we're kind of all about. We wowed her in that one instance, but we're still relatively new to each other. Let her get to know a bit about us, our background, and how important our own family, (extended though it may be) is to us, particularly since that's a value that she holds dear
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>>3747934
TOUR SUPPORT
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>>3747763
I agree. We should show proper hospitality in kind...
I am not sure what or how much Sky Giants eat but if we're able to manage with the Shadow Septarian she's welcome to stay in the castle if she wants to.

Mh... not sure if she'd willingly join our party going to Hell though.
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>>3747763
>C: "No questions. Not without something good to smoke."
>Cumulo coughs
>A cloud forms that makes tiny lightning
>C: "My throat gets tired."
Shitposting response but, I bet Oscar would know where the hookups where, even on an alien world...
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>>3747776
>>3747812
>>3747817
>>3747890

A: "Aight, Cumulo. I'll see if my Mom has any smoke-ables in the attic."

L: "I've not much a taste for smoke. Other than the occasional hen. Or smokes Hallnuts with honeyed cream cheese. Or ham. Or the prior -spread- on ham."

>Why is your mouth wet?

A: "The skeletons should take care of you. Look out f-"
>Brother Eater has just returned to the kitchen

A: "Him."
BE: "...A giant."
F: "Two of us."

BE: "You're no giant."
>Cumulo
>Takes a hit of his pipe

C: "Cousin."
BE: "You are not kin to me, Yún bèndàn."
C: "A giant what don't know his own trope."
>Cumulo hits the pipe again
C: "Can't imagine anythin' more shucked than that."

>You leave with Foss
A: "Aight. So. Heads up."

>The two of you find the entrance to Luna's HOLE quickly
>After all it's so large
>Gaping
>Guarded by a pair of werewolf zombies in fine clothing

>One in a tux
>The other, an evening dress

W: "Rrrreuh..."
>They open the doors for you

A: "This place isn't safe. Even if it looks empty."
F: "I am unafraid of dangers. When I can learn from them."
A: "What about Teen Pregnancy?"
F: "Hm?"
A: "S'pretty scary."

F: "I am forged from moonlight."
A: "..."
F: "We do not get pregnant."
A: "You are off the l-"
F: "Naturally, at least."

L: "I'll put her just behind Sabrina."

>Once in THE HOLE
>The star-less sky is quiet as ever

F: "...this is a small world. In a very big place."
L: "Somewhere out there. Is my first hat."
F: "Oh! Where? I may be able to reach it."
L: "Four million lightyears or so..."

>Luna points up
L: "That way."
F: "I am...not that tall."
L: "See you remember that."

>The old castle yawns open it's doors after a quick jaunt up the air

>Foss walks on the clouds as if they were stepping stones
>And gets lighter, taller and more her mass with each bound

A: "Mom. What can cumulo smoke?"

>Luna looks up at the moon
L: "A soul."

>Out over the endless forest
L: "A branch from one of my sentinels."

>Then to you
L: "Some of the Mountain Giant's hair you've held for so long."

>She ponders
L: "Or Bow's bush."
>She smiles

cont
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>>3747971

>You and Foss make it through the front door
>Into an entirely empty fortress
>There is only a fine layer of dust about

A: "C'mon. Library is this way. I'll give ya a tour if you want."
F: "Anonymous."

A: "You were so cool with me using your place. You and Cumulo can stay in here if you like? It's big enough."
F: "N-no. The wind says awful things to me. I feel lost in this featureless place. Also, Anon-"

A: "That damn lizard is around here. Oh! Here's my first throne room!"
F: "What happened to the windows? Ano-"
A: "The garden."
F: "Usually death brings new life. Yet here I see only soil. That craves water and light...An-"
A: "My old bed room!"
F: "What is a "Viper" and why would one smoke a crack?"
A: "He's not a coward. Also nobody should smoke crack. It's wack. I know cause it rhymes and adderall is for pussies."

F: "Anonymous."

A: "hm?"

F: "What if you cannot save your world?"
A: "..."
F: "What then?"

>Hm
>What then?
>What if you fail in this mission?

>How could you allow it at all in the first place?

F: "It is just...my family. Yours. They are gone. We are all that's left but...to get them back. You must accrue immense resources. An immeasurable suffering."

>Foss is still at full height
>Luna's castle is big enough for the both of you

F: "I do not think anyone has done what are wanting to do...because it is always easier to start over. Or run away."

>She kneels
>and pats some of your hair

F: "You are small."
A: "I'm older than y-"
F: "We are fragile."

>She frowns

F: "How can you possibly think you will do this? Save what is lost? Or return that which has never been resurrected?"

https://youtu.be/wOVkixm5MZA

>Something just broke downstairs
>Foss didn't notice

What do?
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>>3747988
Just because no one has done it before doesn't mean it's impossible.
I've done some impossible things already and I'll never know if I can do this if I don't try.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3747988
>F: "Usually death brings new life. Yet here I see only soil. That craves water and light...An-"
... Is Foss onto something? I mean... Luna's world is a dead world. But does that inherently mean it's also a *resourceless* world? Luna slammed the shutdown button on it, but could it be restarted into something new? Rather than completely tapped of benefits, could it instead just be a fixer-upper of sorts? would you consider that an affront to what you did, ma? Or would seeing a place souls could return to be something joyous?

>F: "How can you possibly think you will do this? Save what is lost? Or return that which has never been resurrected?"
We don't think. We DO. Ever since we received the blessings of Luna. It's been a driving force in all we've done. There's a virtually limitless amount of stuff we think about doing... selfish, altruistic, for the lulz, f-for the l-lewds... But when push comes to shove, it's always been just... DO. And that's exactly what we're going to do, now that we've put our mind to it. Do you know how long and how crazy of a ride it was to get my wand.... LET ME TELL YOU-- ...."

>If we got any eyes in the castle, send a scout to inspect noise. Otherwise, walk and talk towards it ..
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>>3747971
>Cumulo is a guest, let him choose from the options, though only Bow of taking some cuttings wont hurt him.


>to Foss
"Then we fail knowing we did our best. And if we are still standing then we wipe the blood and dust from our brow, take stock of what we have left and pick a new path forward.

Failure isnt something to fear, only to plan around. Hope for the best, plan for the worst then. Sometimes its enevitable. You can make every right move and still lose.

Look at this world. My mother made every right move and still lost, but even then long after the settling dust had rotted into nothing she found me and now this earth that had cried out for another chance will get it. If she didnt keep moving forward then we wouldnt have this chance.

So what if everything we hold dear hinges on one single impossible chance. What good will excessive fear do besides make us hesitate? Even worse, what will fear rob you of in the moment?

You still have your grandfather. I still have a few loved ones. Cherish the here and now so if we fail we can fail knowing I went down loved and fighting. If I waste time obsessing about the consequences of failure I wont be doing anything to avoid it or at least minimize the impact.

Focus on climbing the ladder, not how high you are or if youll fall. Make sure your grip is tight and keep moving.
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>>3747988
>SMOKEABLES
I suggest getting the branches from the sentinels, It's been a while since we explored the place

>NOISES
notify head skeletons of this, they could send down some scouts to investigate later. I don't think we want to investigate it ourselves because this time we have is suppose to be for anon himself.

>HOW CAN WE SHOULDER THE RESPONSIBILITY OF BRINGING EVERYONE BACK?

IMO I think theirs a bunch of reasons/answers/motives we can say here:
> how are we the only ones capable of achieving such a feat?
- we got the magical ability through the wand and tutor/ma luna
-we got a solid plan that could work through our allies
- the other people (queen moon, magical counsel, star+marco) are involved in a game of thrones or are busy with their own things

>why we can't refuse/give up?:
- anon has personal beef with his dad john
-if anon walks away that means everyone in earth realm is dead, and he can't leave a legacy/family tree behind.
-i want to see anon bop janna on the head for such a fuck-up afterwards
- the human refugees in the mewman kingdom will be scarred and bums forever except the baker


i think for anon, it's not so much of "we cannot fail/refuse to save them" but "we fail when we die" because of how much shit anon had invested in everything in the earth realm.
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>>3747988
Do we roll CHA?

Then I'll avenge it, and make it's memory matter.

You have doubts we'll be able to accomplish this. I have a plan, and I know the possibility to accomplish it is real. All that I need is the required components and a great deal of resources and power, but it's not impossible.
Nothing in this universe is.

It's partly my fault things are as they are because I was too busy focusing on myself to realize people I didn't know I cared about needed my help. I know now.

I'm nowhere near the brink of despair however. You'd be impressed to see the things I've accomplished before, maybe through pure luck.

I'm going to give everything that is in my power to give to protect and save those I care about, and those include your father and your people, Foss. Same for you.
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>>3747988
Also something breaking downstairs

>hey luna, whats rummagin?
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>>3748058
>>3747988
Hug that pretty giantess, Anon.


>>3748060
>>3748056
>>3748041
Pretty sure it was Luna who broke that vase.
>F: "How can you possibly think you will do this? Save what is lost? Or return that which has never been resurrected?"
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>>3747988
>>3748065
Support the hug.
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>>3748065
This Anon could be onto something. Could mind read to see if she's feeling lonely/depressed about the task that lies ahead.
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>>3748079
>Could mind read to see if she's feeling lonely/depressed about the task that lies ahead.
They whole family/race but her uncle is dead and it has been like two months without seemingly any progress.

I'm pretty sure she's some sort of depressed.
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>>3748033
>>3748041
>>3748047
>>3748056

>Before you Answer Foss
>You feel out into your network of BONE BOIS
>Scouts
>You need fast movers
>keen eyes

A: "What was that?"
L: "An intruder."
A: "Can you see them?"

L: "No."

>A skeleton team gets into the front hall
>You can see through their eyes

>An ancient piece of China is shattered in the main hall
>Just at the foot of the staircase

L: "From my study."
A: "Hmmm..."


>The Skeletons
>Mobilize


ROLL WISDOM TO PERCEIVE THROUGH THEIR EYES

They will roll a recon mission.


>As this happens


A: "Foss...It doesn't matter if I fail."
F: "Is a world where you cannot save everyone acceptable?"

A: "No. No no. It won't matter if I fail because I'll die first."

https://youtu.be/gXzMD065HEk?list=RDMM5kwIkF6LFDc

>Foss
>Looks afraid

A: "An' if I go down. I'll go down happier than I've ever been. With a better life than I've ever had...and I have to fix this."

>You
>Smile

A: "It's a little my fault. A little some others...like Janna."
F: "Who is Janna?"
L: "Number two. Just behind Jackie. Tied with Marco."

A: "Anyone else who -could- do something? Like Moon? Or the high Commission? They won't. It's not their world."

>You lead Foss
>Toward the Library

A: "It's ours. It has to be saved. I don't care a goddamn sight how HARD it is. How hard something is doesn't matter..."
>You stop
>And turn back to Foss
>Who is watching intently

A: "Only how bad I want it..."
F: "Anon. That is-"
A: "And what I want. Is to make sure I save you. Save your family. Save everyone."

>Is this who you are?
>Who you've always been

A: "No matter what. No. Matter. What I have to kill. Or become."

>You look up
A: "This is gonna be a better world. You are gonna be happy."

cont
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>>3748117

>You have made it to the library
>You kick open the door

>A WALL OF INKY BLACKNESS IS BEHIND IT

A: "...Hey."
F: "I-is this th-"

>You hug
>Foss' ankle
>Her skin smells like flowers soaked in rain water

F: "Oh. Anon. This is the nice."
>The Blackness in the Library
>Opens two yellow eyes

???: "More...more books. MORE!"

>It screa-
>You hold up a finger

A: "Hugging. Looking for intruders. Fuck off a sec."
>Foss gently shrinks down
>And hugs you back

Now ROLL WISDOM!
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Shes afraid. Shes a young princess, living her life in the clouds and then in a moment this one little human brought a lost soul home and then her world collapsed.

Its hard to really feel the impact through the filter if anon who does not feel fear and likely wouldn't anyway because he never had a world to being with.

Imagine if everyone you knew and loved, everything you knew, the very earth beneath your feet just goes poof without even a sound. You just blink and its gone and now a strange little fragile alien is telling you the only way to get it all back is to go on a long series of suicide missions to get the lottery ticket chance to fight to bring it back. Then he shows you his empty dead world he calls home.

Doubt is expected, fear more so but the important thing is to not let that fear consume you and push you into such despair you sabotage yourself.
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Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>3748117
les go
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3748122
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>>3748134
why?
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>>3748122
>L: "Number two. Just behind Jackie. Tied with Marco."
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3748117
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3748117
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Holy shit an intruder, we really need to lock the doors, seal the hole portal and scour this place.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3748122
>lets see what we can find
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

What dangerous rolls!

Let's pick one.
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Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3748122
Moar rolls, moar rolls. We got a 1 to start off people.

>>3748117
>Is this who you are?
>Who you've always been
I'd say he was a pragmatist. Up until only very recently, he had to struggle to breathe and just keep himself afloat. Particularly pre-Luna. There was no opportunity to help others when Anon himself needed help most of all. If I had to say anything, I think Luna reaching out and offering a hand is part of drives him to try and do the same. I don't think he wantonly wants to forgive everyone for every slight, but rather considers the situation and environment those adversary's or those reaching out to him are in and makes a judgement call as to whether he can/should help them... Or if they themselves are the cause of the suffering they find themselves in (and deservedly so). The situation with the Earth, Foss's parents ... No one deserves that. That was John and the blackhole. Possibly Glossy. It was lured by Janna and (inadvertently) by us... But the ones who got caught up in it didn't deserve it.
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>>3748179
Blame and responsibility is to be sorted out after the damage is undone. We can chase and point blame anywhere but it doesnt solve the problem in front of us.
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>>3748144

>Fucking Dubs checked
>nat 20

>The Skeletons are only able to go off the barest clues
>They go to the old study
>Find the door ajar
>They see no footprints
>Nothing to show disturbed dust

>It's only you
>ONLY
>You
>Who sees the clouds
>Tiny movments
>In the particles of the air
>Air in a world with no wind
>Doesn't move on it's own

A: "Under the stairs. Now."

>They rush in
>Something leaps out
>And sprints away from the Skeletons

>It's fast
>Still invisible
>The Skeletons give chase but can't get a hold of it

A: "Wait here."
F: "I shall."

???: "Give me books."
F: "...I can tell you stories?"
???: "...yes."
F: "Say the please."


>You sprint off yourself
>Muscles grabs interior corners
>Spins you both
>You aren't an athlete
>You aren't more agile than this thing

>However
>With that nat 20
>You figure out where it's going
>Because you can tell it's not sprinting just to escape
>It has a target
>You know this place well
>Your whole break between beating Lucikron and now was spent here
>This is YOUR home
>YOUR place
>YOUR home!


>So you know someone running for your bedroom when you see it

cont
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>It gets there first
>Slams the door

>WHAM!

>You're just behind
>Muscles pulls the door
>You dig in your heels
>And twist your whole body

>The handle shatters and ancient wood strains out
>CRACKACK!

>A scream fills your ears
>Then your head
>That was Psionic

>and once again
>The attack came from a specific spot
>Right from atop the bed
>You can see the posters fly

>Muscles
>Rears b-

>PAP!
>You've been head-shot
>By a pillow

???: "GET OUTTA MY ROOM!"

A: "...invisible BITCH say WHAT!?"

???: "Ugh! You can't talk to me like that! I am WAY too pretty."

A: "I'm blocking the damn door. I talk to intruders all I like! An'..."

>You look around
A: "I see a whole lot of invisible ass bitch."

???: "Psh. As. IF!"

>The creature appears

>Leaving you lost in a pair of bright golden eyes
>Your gold
>She has strawberry and brown hair

???: "The stupid spell messed up. I don't -wanna- be here. I just wanna find my mom."

>Your brown

L: "That is...not a demon."
>She notices Luna

???: "Oh, Hi Gramma."
L: "..."
A: "..."

???: "ooohhh are you so mad you used that spell you said never use cause I tooootally did to come and convince Mom not to make Dad my dad cause he's lame and human and I wanna be more powerful than a quarter devil?"
A: "We c-"
???: "OOOoohhh or isit cause I stole a diamond offa Aunt Jackie's wedding ring? Cause I totally think you watched me do that so I could cast the super sneak spell..."

>Luna
>Is still
>And smiling
>But you can feel her vibrate
>With confusion

>The stranger
>Holds up $20

???: "Or cause I stole this from Dad's wallet?"


SESSION
END!

NEXT SESSION FRIDAY!
1:30 PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

Stay fuckin' blesst
Love, ya boi Quest

https://youtu.be/vhv9Uo5FOEA
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>???: "Oh, Hi Gramma."
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>>3748207
>Tom and anon have a baby
>Jackie is our sister wife
>Earth is restored because that nat 20
>ANON HAD SEX AND WAS THE TOP

https://youtu.be/mOD0XCm57d8
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>>3748207
Take that 20 back, also tell her shes grounded.
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>>3748207
Ayyyyyy!
We're 'Yomeiro Choice' now, nibbas!
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>>3748207
Quick question kiddo, what year is it?
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>>3748207
>Telepatically tell Luna that we think this is our daughter from the future, also Tom's daughter, also an idiotic, spoiled brat and we should ask for parenting tips from people that know about that shit, like the Diaz family or anyone with experience dealing with part demon children in a healthy and non lethal way (and take notes).
>Tell this girl to shut up so the timeline doesn't explode, she gets erased from existence and reality enters a weird stupid loop. Call her retard (she's our daughter, of course she is a retard, please, we need to train Anon's Int until he reaches a normal, not disfunctional level) because if she avoids her parents getting in a relationship and fucking, she won't be born as a strong 3/4 demon, she won't be born at all. If being a full demon is so important to her, she could always ask her "mother" to reforge part of her soul or just seek a way to empower her, I'm sure King of Hell Tom and Adult Anon could easily help her reach more than half demon without suffering any permanent negative effect (just modify the useless/less useful parts of the soul and genetics, fill the gaps in the genes with Tom's/artificial demon genes or even change the worst of Carol+John side. They could also add soul instead of taking, like adding blank cibernetic implants to a brain so you have a bigger memory: You have 1/4 demon. Add another 2/4, you get 3/6 demon= 1/2, do this as long as it's safe and does not change the her personality). If they could get a biological child while being two males from different species, they can pull this off.
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>>3748200
>F: "...I can tell you stories?"
>???: "...yes."
>F: "Say the please."
Cutie in our midst.

>>3748207
>I wanna be more powerful than a quarter devil?
Assuming this is true... Which is still a bit of a leap, the mother would have to be a half-demon.
Putting aside the fact that Tom has a Magnum dong, in the series he is a halfie... But in Quest, his father is Lucikron (!Dave) who seemed to be a true demon. Was Carol described as human or demon?
Aside from Tom, the other demon we know is Hekapoo, which would match the red hair at least. Glossys already fessed up to her being a daughter of his, and given her ties to Hell, he either created her that way or she actually has a demon mother.
... Or some other character who we met that we didn't realize she was half-demon. I mean, we uncovered all kinds of crazy things going on in echo creek. Who's to say Brittney Wong and her wealth didn't have roots tying her to Hell? We know Oscar and his dad had ties to there ..
The red hair could go natural. Or it could just be highlights/dye too.
... Or it's a ruse. because we already know demons are pussy ass bitches less powerful than us... ESPECIALLY if this bitch is showing up at our doorstep cuz it means we cleared the Hell raid.

>I stole a diamond offa Aunt Jackie's wedding ring
>Material components for spell: diamond
First off, rude. Jackie is good people. Why would you do that to good people? You had better have a good reason. Second off, nah, fuck that... I already know you don't got a good reason cuz you trying to get yo'self a downgrade by becoming even more of a pussy ass demon. Fuck the rules, live free. You're better'nthat child.
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>>3749558

To clarify.
Carol has always been described as, and is entirely human.

Lucikron HAS made her the Lord of Hell in his stead.

Somehow she is the nexus of all his infernal bindings. The proxy crux of all the demon realms.

There is also an assumption.

>>3749476
The only demons you have fought have been spats with Tom and some of his flunky demons.

You've fought -beside- Tom and learned exactly how strong he is.

Around as strong as you. With perfect flight, ascendant fire powers not to mention whatever sorcery he's taught himself. Trying to measure up to what he thinks is his birthright.

Even he is scared of his father. Still scared of his mother's wrath. He has warned you against fighting the board members. I recommend you do not get careless.

Not after a mortal like LOOZAR did to you what he did.
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>>3749905
Why did I got careless?
Also LOOZAR is the giant supersoldier king of a brutal planetary meritocracy, he is probably one of the hardest, swolest, most skilled mortals ever and had the help of Mammon, a 76-78 int (I don't remember) magician construct that could see the future. And we acted like a retard during that fight. If we had focused on ripping and tearing into Loozar's neck until we ripped his head off, or ripping/maiming his limbs like we did with the leg, he would be dead now.
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>>3748207
......nigga whut? Is...is this our baby from HekaTHICC?
>>3748230
Slow your roll, you almost missed the cliff queer. No fucking of the gays in this house.
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>>3749476
We didn't become a god damn fag.
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>>3750091
Anon is canonically fluid as fuck and gives no shit about gender, both thiers or his own own.

We also just mounted and dry humped the shit out of tom and only stopped because Sabrina cried.


>>3749923
We only survived Loozar thanks to having a get-out-of-death card which we lost and then pulled out barely with OWN and some magic fuckery which we also cant cheese anymore.

Loozar was a fight we did not prepare for at all and ran in blind. And he was mortal. Loozar was simply a really big buff dude. No magic, no fuckery.

Imagine fighting a high demon on its own turf, in a dimension made from the very will of your own king. We have a very specific job to do.

Get in quietly
Get to Betty
Execute her fast and hard and get her ans Robins soul
Then get out very quickly before the entirety of hell swarms us.


We arent the Doom Slayer, he already lost. We arent the big bad nigga of reality yet. Dont get caught out being careless.
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>>3747971
>Pregnancy bants
Enjoyed that she seemed to yank Anons chain (intentionally?) as much as he was yanking hers.

>>3748207
>Cause he's lame
How the hell did Anon end up being the "lame" parent in this setup?

>But you can feel her vibrate
>With confusion
Well.. I guess that answers that Luna's are distinct beings like any other here and they're not connected across time-and-space. Speaking of Time and Space, Omni really fucked up his game to let this happen. sure hope he's not dead...

>>3747637
>>3749905
Duly noted. Thanks Quest
>Preparation for big fight
>Super Magnets made of anti-magic material
I know the initial thought seemed to be to provide a way to arm our troops. But with what we've got immediately available.... Perhaps something to augment our armor might be worth while, at least for the upcoming event. It's already able to rearrange itself into a desired shape, so if there was a freeform shield to strengthen the location of incoming blows or shield against magic attacks, it might be worth while.
We're getting the potion, this Much is true, but that protects against just the fire. Who knows what else is coming...
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>>3750087
Sorry to ruin your party friend, but Heckapoo is 100% demon and Anon is a full human, their daughter would be a half demon, not a 1/4 demon. The only half demon we know and could possibly have a relationship with is Tom.
>>3750270
I know Loozar would beat the crap out of us in any scenario whitout OWN form: I can't fail a roll, I also know we can't fight all Hell by our own (yet), what I don't understand is why Quest linked to my post and told me not to be careless. I didn't even talk about the war in my first post, I just wrote things we could tell to our daughter so she gets back to her timeline before she starts telling the future to everyone and our timeline changes or gets fucked. About the Hell raid, I've always supported to be as stealthy as possible so we don't have to deal with the whole army of the Underworld.
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>>3749923

Oh! haha
It was a misclick, friend. You've got good isntincts.

>>3749905
>>3749558

It's you who needs to be wary!
Considering all demons pussy ass bitches is a reckless state of mind.
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>>3750270
All of my this. We're not on Luna's level yet, and we're not getting there if we treat this like a joke.
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SESSION
START!

https://youtu.be/ttVzf0rf4w8

A: "Whomst. The fuck. Are you?"

P: "Chwah? As if."
>You are Anonymous
>Standing in your mom's house
>In front of...

>Somebody

P: "If you're in Gramma's house. You know my lame ass dad...and I KNOW he's mentioned me. I'm unforgettable."

A: "Who do you think I look like?"
P: "A loser?"

A: "A name. You fuckin' Nonce."
P: "...Persephone."
>She gave you
>Her
>Name
>A lightning bolt hits inside your nervous system
>Luna
>Is so conflicted

>Persephone
>Is posing

P: "Quarter Demon or not. I'm mean. Got sheen. Bitch. I am a Quh-Ween."

>Her dress and gloves sparkle
>Even with no light from Luna's dead sky

P: "Well. Princess."
>As she poses
>Doing a magical girl sort of dab
>Her horns fall off

>Clacakak!
P: "..."

>Luna
>Suddenly finds herself
>And Smiles

L: "...Falsies?"
>SMUG BEAM ENGAGED

>The Pink skinned girl
>Is about to cry


What do?

Pictured: You. Long ago. Before this adventure colored your soul.
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>>3752757
Neat image.
Bust out the wand and play a sax solo.
If she can't recognize us by our looks our Raw Charisma will surely enlighten her.
That our our Wand.
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>>3752757
>put two and two together

"wait a....."
>check your wallet
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>>3752757
Lets slow down, take a moment.
Youre safe here.
What year is it and does the name Anonymous Webwillow ring any bells?
I think youve gone back in time or crossed into another universe.
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>>3752757
She has our eyes and our hair.
She's calling Luna grandma and Jackie Auntie.
We might be dealing with our daughter or a alternate reality version of our daughter.
Don't mock her.
Don't me cruel to the daughteru.
Don't mock her.
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>>3752757
We need to
>Clarify without a shoadow of a doubt: Who is yer daddy (and mommy) and what do they do?
>know which was the spell she used.
>Figure out a way to throw her back where she came from before she messes some spacetime wacky shit.

>>3752767
>>3752780
>>3752782
Actually, I don't think having her recognizing us is a good idea at all. I'd very much try and get only the necessary information from her as possible.

This dumb-ass might not realize she can't just have her mommy decide to not make her a quarter demon by having a different daddy.
The lease she messes with the timeline the less chances she has of stoping herself from existing.

Also, we don't know how time travel works in this wacko setting of ours, or if she even used time travel.

She could very much be an inter-reality traveler, not a time traveler. So she wouldn't be ours and Tom's daughter, but the daughter of Another Anon and another Tom... if she even is those two's daughters and not someone else. We might've yet to meet another half-demon.

>>3752778
That's like... in a few decades. The bills she stole have probably not even been printed yet.
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>>3752782
This, we need to calm her down.
She ran here for some reason, to her room.
Shes scared, alone and threatend.

Even worse if shes from Teaverse her Anon is a very dark and creul man.
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>>3752788
>>3752789

support
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>>3752788
I'm not saying we have to reveal where possible her dad. Just don't mock her. It won't help to hurt her emotionally.
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>>3752788
For the timeline its already fucked if shes fron our time. Its likely shes not and just beld over from Teaverse so it shouldn't be an issue.
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>>3752757
We might want to offer her help putting the false on.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3752757
Late to this party and the counts probably already been done, but support
>>3752789 and mask identity for now. how the fuck would she NOT recognize Muscles attached to her "dad"?
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>>3752825
People change a lot
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>>3752757
Tell her you will grow her horns if she Co operates.

Also tell her fake or not they really brought the look together.
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My money is on her being Tom and Sabrina's kid. Sabrina is either in a relationship with Anon and Tom or Anon considers them family anyway.
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>>3752825
Also trust is built with trust.
If shes one of our family she knows werid shit is the norm.
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>>3752757
Well...

If IT is Persephone there isn't really any doubt is there?

She's toms and our kid.

Specifically from Tom fucking us.
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>>3752836
I'm betting this is Persephone, but not *our* Persephone, but a reality were things went Tea!verse.

Fuck we've been too long in this quest.
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>>3752757
Also agree with don't mock Anon.

Anon I will make muscles rip your dick off if you are mean to her!

Don't you do it either Luna! I'll be very steamed!
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>>3752757
>>3752767
Use the power of music to comfort girl
USE IT
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>>3752862
HHHHHHH

Don't reveal who you are just yet. I don't wanna fucking mess with this shit anymore.

Besides, if she hates us/being 3/4 human so much shed rather not be our kid whe won't listen to us if we reveal we might be her daddy.
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>>3752836
... Just how badass does Sabrina become to be considered less lame than "half-demon" daddy Tom in that situation?
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>The tears are coming in
>Oh no
>No
>Girl tears
>Especially girl tears who might be YOUR girl tears

>No
>Don't jump to conclusions

A: "What the fuck?"
L: "I concur."
A: "No what the FUCK."
L: "Exactly."


A: "Hey. Hey hey don't cry..."
>You decide
>To help her
>Without revealing anything

>You pick up her horns
>Dust them off

A: "These are really nice. Falsies or not. It looks good."
>Muscles growls
>Conflicted
>Over new booty in vicinity
>That he senses no potential in

A: "Do you know who your parents?"
P: "What?"

>She reaches for the horns
>Turns away

P: "Get out!"
A: "Wh-"
P: "GET OUTTA MY ROOM WHILE I PUT THEM BACK!"

>WHAM!
>You're outside
>Good
>She can't get a better look at you this way

A: "Who are your parents!"
>You shout through the door
P: "What kinna question is that? They're my mom and dad??"
>She sniffles

P: "Thanks...for saying my horns are pretty."
A: "Girl. On task. C'mon."

P: "My mom's the King of Hell and my Dad's like a stupid Necromancer or something. He works out a lot. I dunno! Mom's awesome. She tells me I'm smart. Doesn't correct me all the time like my STUPID DAD who kept Gramma's stolen time spells all locked up!"

A: "What year is it where you're from?"
P: "Wha? I dunno. Like, the 40s?"

cont
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>>3752891

>You fold your hands
>Keeping your mouth shut
>For now

A: "Is that my daughter in there?"
L: "Darling. I don't use time magic for this precise reason."
A: "Fuckery?"
L: "Because if she makes the slightest mistake. She won't be -anyone's- grand daughter."
A: "You mean daughter?"
L: "By extension."


A: "So this uh...this Dad. He's lame?"
>The door opens
>You fall onto your back
>Looking up at her

P: "Super lame."
>Oh god
>This girl is like an echo of Brittany Wong
>Spicy Hell version

A: "I wanna help."
P: "Why?"
A: "Wh- What kinna QUESTION is that shit? I wanna help cause you look lost. Scared. What more do you need to know? I'm with your grandma. She's cool, right?"

>You motion to Luna
>Persephone
>Frowns

P: "Am I in trouble, Gramma?"
L: "...of course not, dear. You're chasing your dreams."

P: "YAY! Haha, just like always. Gramma and Mom are the only ones who like. GET me."
>She tries
>To hug Luna
>Luna pops into glitter

P: "Wh-...Gramma are you sick?"
>Luna reforms
>Further away
>In the air

>Wearing a tiny backwards baseball cap
L: "Yes."
>The girl's face is still soft and red from tears
>But she smiles

P: "Hehe...hehehehHwahaha!"
>oooooHhh that is Tom's laugh
>She even Bwahahaha's a little at the end
>A bat flies out from her shadow and explodes

A: "I like your shoes."
>You blurt
>In the most blunt force method you have of being
>Nice?
>Kind?

>Oof you can't flirt
>You can't trick her
>Well
>You HAVE to trick her

P: "What shoes?"
>She lifts up her leg
>revealing

P: "I painted my hooves."
>Anger
>Disgust
>Some glitter gets in your eye

P: "My dad HATES it."
A: "MMMMMMMMMMMMM-"

Roll BLUFF to keep up the ruse.
Write in what you say to this little traveler.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3752894
Weep soft glittery tears because HOLY FUCK YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER AND SHES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AND YO-
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Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>3752894
It looks lovely and goes very well with your dress.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3752894
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Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>3752894
is this like part of a charisma roll or a new stat altogether?

anon should say " the hooves makes you better. More agile than ordinary folk."
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>>3752913
Charisma
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>>3752894
>>3752909
"Well based on what I know of time magic, you might be in danger if you do this wrong. Did you have a plan before doing all this?"
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>>3752894
Instead of focusing on the lie ask her a question. Why she doesn't like her dad?
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>>3752894
Say

"Se ve encantador y va muy bien con tu vestido."

"los cascos te hacen mejor. Más ágil que la gente común."
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>>3752894
Time bullshit is easy. You just have to not focus on it so much and just assume that the future is set in stone and that this visitation already happened. That way you ensure that you going forward always assumes this happens and therefore make sure it does and satisfy the predsetination paradox.

Essentially assume no consequences from diddling time as it all exists not as a linear progression but a flat circle.

Ask her the following to collapse the wave form.

1.What spell did you use to get to this place

2.Is her fathers name Tom or is it Anon?

3.Did your mom used to be a dude?

4. Make it very clear that if she used time magic to come back she could very well erase herself from existence and the new her could very well not exist. So she has to be careful as its currently 2019.

Break very gently that we are her dad....20 years in the past and ask her very specifically if she has a note on her for us pinned to the back of her dress.


THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
We make a mental note, carve it into our soul that twenty years in the future when our child thinks shes sneaking to the past we use our own magic to sneak a note to ourselves giving us some hint or instruction on what we do.


This way we can inject some conteol into the time loop and make sure things go the way they are supposed to....or to change them. We trust ourselves.

This is also a test of causality and if we have to worry about the time line. No note means we can do whatever.
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>>3752894
Alright, Anon.

Chill out. For some reason your daughter is too dumb to realize changing who her parents are means she'd never be born.

Lets try and (subtly) grill her for information we could use to send her wherever she came from.

Mh... does the fact that she hasn't dissapear mid-air Back To The Future style means we were already successful in keeping her from changing her timeline? Or does it mean that by traveling back in time she created another timeline different from the one she was born in?

What if there's no way to send her back to her timeline because just sending her back means creating yet another alternate line where she does travel back?
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3752894
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>>3752894
>>3752931
This ANONS plan sounds sick. Do it.
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>>3752931
>Is her fathers name Tom or is it Anon?
She already said her mom is King of Hell. Her dad is some wacko necromancer AND we know Persephone is anon Fem!Tom kid.
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>>3752931
No. Just no. Don't assume anything.
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

First. We pick our roll.

Ow, Anon. That looks like it hurts.

Good thing it's not in both eyes. Or you'd have the BLINDED status effect.
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Don't act shitty Anon.
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Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>3726157 (ref)
>>3752894
Too late yet again but rolling just cuz. Supporting >>3752931
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>>3752980
Weeping glittery tears of love and terror it is.

I kind of like this outcome though? It fits anons... Theme... Of being absolutely wrecked and blindsided by just normal life stuff.

He can handle the apocalypse without flinching. Meeting his own daughter. Hell naw.

Ahem*

LUNA, SABRINA, JACKIE, ANYONE HEEEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
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FUCK NO

DON'T TELL HER

SHE WON'T LISTEN TO US IF WE DO SO
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>>3753001
I mean you're right... But Anons already kind of set out on family man route. Anything can change, but the way he treats his close friends and even the residents of Web-Hollow... I think this is just another hurdle towards that.

A thought. What's her motivation? Alright, her Dad's lame, fine. Everyone's parents are lame, particularly when you're a teen, right? But WHY did she go all the way to the past to accomplish this task? Why is she seeking the power of a more full blooded demon? Seems like a pretty desperate move just for popularity in school....
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>>3752909

>5
>13 total

https://youtu.be/SsrsDR2GUhw?list=RDMM4uqH53I9Y1I

>You are shaking
>From anger

A: "Your hooves are nice too."
>You weep and grit your teeth

A: "More agile than normal p-"
>MMMMM

>You split Muscles' fingers up into teeny little suction cups
>Start getting this crafts herpes out of your retina

A: "Ow. OW!"
P: "Whoah. Dude, did y-"

>Persephone clacks over
>Holds the back of your head

P: "Stop wiggling!"
A: "OW."
P: "C'mere. Just lemme."

>She grabs your chin
>And the top of your head
>And starts
>To blow

P: " shhhhhhhhhhhh...shhhhhhhhhhh~"
>It's actually helping

P: "Ya gotta be careful. Beauty is pain. Your eye looks SO pretty right now."

>You are slowly calming down
>But

A: "This is ridiculous."
P: "I know. You like, eye humped my hoof. Usually my boyfriend does that. Haha he's SO dumb...but I love em."

>Boyfriend
A: "Boyfriend?"
>Your eyes glow
>From sheer simmering rage

>Then subside
>As you realize you're still half blind
>And going off the handle on THAT
>Would be too obvious

A: "Persephone."
P: "Chya?"
A: "What spell did you use to get here?"

P: "Time Dive."
>You exchange a look with Luna
>Her eyes
>Widen

L: "I never -wanted- that sp-"
P: "Gramma stole it from Glossaryck. He helped me get it."

>FUCKI-

P: "Said if I wanted a better life. I needed a...uhhhhhh..."
>She chews her glove
>In thought

P: "An op."
>She shrugs off the word she can't pronounce
>Goes back to blowing

P: "Shhhhhhhh."

A: "Is your Dad named Anonymous?"
>She blinks

P: "Isn't his name dad?"

cont
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>>3753067

A: "You can't be fucking seriou-"
P: "I'm Persephone. And no."

>She blows again
P: "I've never fucked anybody. Nasty question asking ass."

>MMMMMM
A: "DID. Your mom. USed to be MAn?"
P: "...my mom -is- a man."
A: "..."
P: "He was just a girl when he carried me."

>She smiles
>Stands on one hoof
>Does a spin

P: "He's why I'm so pretty! That's why I'm picking him to keep."
>FFUCKI-

A: "Persephone."
P: "Hm? Hold up you still got some glitz in your glam."

A: "That is the dumbest fucking shit. You are in SO much danger."
>She falters
>Pulls back

A: "You come back here. Thinking you can just...swap parents? If this IS your timel-"

>You check her dress
A: "Damnit. I don't see a note."
P: "Wh-"

A: "Nevermind. Look. That isn't. How it works."
P: "How would y-"

A: "LISTEN."
P: "..."
A: "That isn't how ANYTHING works! You could have come back here and just by LOOKING at m- err Luna you could have messed something up. You're not some CONCEPT. You're not a garuntee. What do you even got against your dad? Huh? What if you just go -pop- and stop being real? Huh!? Didn't you think about that!?"

P: "..."
A: "DIDN'T YOU THINK!?"

P: "...Daddy?"
A: "Oh fu-"

>SHCOOM!"
>You are left spinning
>Reeling

>That girl has TOOK THE FUCK OFF
>There she goes!
>RUNNIN
>SPRINTING THROUGH THE CASTLE AGAIN!

P: "You nEVER CHANGED!"
A: "Persephone! AW- Aw FUCK COME BACK!"

>Skeletons make it clear
>She is headed for the door
>But first
>She is headed past

F: "I have it! The intruder shall be stopped!"
>FOSS
>Has seen her from the Library doors
>And is coming
>HAMMER HELD HIGH

>Foss Is gonna SMASH HER!

What do?
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>>3753073
>A: " https://youtu.be/dQpOl7I6Sc4?t=420 "
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>>3753073
>STARWALK HER ASS
>Gently Foss, shes a princess
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>>3753073
Good job.
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>>3753073
Good job, retards.
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>>3753073
Heh, were the overprotective parent.

>Tell Foss she's cool, tell the skeletons she's their goddamn princess show some respect.
>Scissor portal in front of her.
>Hug her all the way.
>If she wants to run again let her. You can find her with your minds eye. Always.
>Tell her if she thinks your lame she can go hang with Me. Diaz.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3753073
Protect daughteru. Mind msg Foss that she's not a threat! capture her, not kill. Supporting >>3753098

>>3753086
>>3753090
Par for the course. Truly Daddy's Little Girl.

>>3753085
>Starwalk
Isn't the that a self-target spell?
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>>3753073
Floss don't hurt her.
Persephone please stop.
I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.
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>>3753098
Mr.Diaz is dead
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>>3753073
>Foss Is gonna SMASH HER!
Let her.
I'm sure it won't be fatal.
If she's our daughter she probably has great Con.
Just make sure we are ready to catch her just in case Foss doesn't get her.
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>>3753073
Somehow we get her to stop and then call in Aunt Jackie. This requires a gentle touch.
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>>3753116
>>3753113
>>3753105
>>3753073
This is our problem one we somehow caused. I have some idea how.

This is your problem to deal with and you should do jit by yourself. If anything just have Foss and the skellies guard the Entrance to The Hole so she can't leave.
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>>3753067
>Boyfriend trigger
Just as an aside, I couldn't stop from chortling to this. Smooth, pops.

>P: "You nEVER CHANGED!"
;_; we changed so much tho....
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>>3753073
>>3753148
Agreed. Shes our daughter. Only Us, or our Significant others can/should dealio with her.
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>>3753148
support
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>>3753086
>>3753090

A: "STUPID!"
>You raise up muscles
>And SLAPP
>Yourself

A: "STUPID. STUPID!"

F: "Hold the STILL!"

>Then realize
A: "That's my baby."

>Foss
>BRINGS THE HAMMER D-

A: "STOP."
>Foss barely catches the weight of her weapon
>She goes tumbling

>Smashing part of the staircase nearby

>Persephone is bOOKIN it
>The skeletons are rushing for her

A: "I said! STOP. That is your PRINCESS. You don't TOUCH HER!"
>The skeletons stop immediately
>Bowing
>Kneeling
>As she runs by

>You and Muscles sprint with all you've got
>Running as fast you can after her
>Stupid
>Fanciful
>And disappointed in you little ass b-
>SHHHRRRRRIIIIIIP!
>You open a portal
>And just before she gets to the door

>WHUMP!
>She runs into you

P: "Put me DOWN!"
>She kicks
>And snarls
>You hug her
>You hug and you do it tight
>She hits you
>You don't care

>She's crying
P: "Put me DOWN I hate you! I HATE YOU!"

cont
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>>3753201

A: "I'm sorry."
P: "No YOU'RE NOT! YOU JUST SAY THAT. You ALWAYS say tha-"

>Her falsies fall off
>They hit the ground
>And a message pops out
>Muscles holds this little thing
>This angry
>Pretty
>Fierce little thing
>With your eyes
>And a friend's hair

>Rages and claws against your face
>You can read the message while some of your ear disintegrates


"CAUSALITY EXISTS.
WE JUST FORGET STUFF.

Don't you DARE give up on our family."

Love,
Yourself Nigga.

https://youtu.be/QIuIdZ_L4iY

>You sniff
>And hold her close


A: "I'm so glad you exist."
>She finally stops swinging

A: "I have changed. I have. I CAN. You don't gotta believe me...I fucked up. With you. Ok? I don't even know you. I just don't want you die. Alright? I mean it."

>You look up
>She
>Is so confused

P: "Then why?"
A: "..."
P: "Why is all you EVER do?"
>She sniffs

P: "Is tell me how DUMB I am? Why ain't my ideas like...like what's WRONG with what I want?"

A: "..."
P: "Why don't you just let me mess up? You don't WANT me. I don't wanna be there. Why don't you just let me go?"

A: "..."
P: "...an-"
>She wipes her face

P: "Why are you skinny?"
>Do you get jacked?
A: "Am I bigger when you know me?"
P: "You're super short too."
A: "Wait like now or later-"

>She hiccups
P: "On task, dad."

>Fuck
>She wants an answer

A: "If you -really- don't want me for a dad."
>You put her down
>And have everybody else guard the exit while you hang onto her

A: "Me. You. Your mom. We can work this out. We're SUPER magical and..."
P: "Just answer me, dad."

A: "..."

Answer.
What do?
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3753148
Yeah, we really should own up to this.
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>>3753206
>Because my *burth* parents never loved me and it really fucked me up inside Persephone.
>Hug her so hard, and cry.
>I'm sorry that i'm not the dad you want me to be, but I would rather you hate me forever than think for a second that I don't love you more than the world.
>*honk* Besides *honk*
>You outsmarted me nigga. Not that I'm that clever really.
>You also apparently got one over your grandmother. Which is ACTUALLY impressive as hell.
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>>3753206
>P: "Why don't you just let me mess up?
Because we wouldn't forgive ourselves if she was to up and die.
That would probably fuck up Anon big time.
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>>3753206
You've gone backwards in time possibly sideways as well and could cause yourself to never be born. I don't know what this future me is like, but right now I'm terrified you'll unmake yourself and I'll never get the chance to see you grow up. I'm sorry and you deserve to be treated better then that.

just hug
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>>3753206
>>3753206
>Also.
>YOU. ARE. NOT. DUMB!
>DON'T EVER SAY THAT, AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TIME DIVE KICK MY OWN ASS IF I HAVE TO NEVER TELL MYSELF TO CALL YOU THAT AGAIN!!!
>...
>After the shit I pulled? Naw, I almost DIED a million times for no reason.
>...If I managed to survive into adulthood... I know your going to.
>I almost obliterated myself from existence a bunch of times trying to get powah, or love, or famileh.
>I SHOULDN'T have been too harsh on yah for doing the same thing, but I can gaurentee you

YOU STUPID FUCKS! STOP DOUBLING DOWN ON THE CRITICISM DAMNIT!
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3753206
>P: "Is tell me how DUMB I am? Why ain't my ideas like...like what's WRONG with what I want?"
We become the Boomer. everyone becomes the Boomer eventually.

>P: "Just answer me, dad."
>Why so skinny?
You caught me right after a month of basically living offa Pedialyte.

>Why so short?
You come hippity-hopping through time, and then show up before my growth spurt. I still got, like, puberty and shit to go through... L-like you do... Probably.

>P: "Why don't you just let me mess up?
... Probably because I don't want to see you get hurt. ANY of my family get hurt.

>P:"You don't WANT me. I don't wanna be there. Why don't you just let me go?"
I heard you mindscream, princess. Means you got some psychic talent in ya. You confirm that with your old man or you just making an ASS of U and ME?

>P: "Why is all you EVER do?"
>She sniffs
>P: "Is tell me how DUMB I am? Why ain't my ideas like...like what's WRONG with what I want?"
Probably because it was all I ever heard growing up. Made me not give a fuck about commentary, the background noise. Made me stronger, able to do what needed to be done and to enjoy whatever I wanted regardless of how trashy or tasteless it could be seen as. It gave me freedom... And maybe I wanted to toughen you up in the same way... I dunno...
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>>3753206
tell her she's not dumb.
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>>3753277
support
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>>3753206
>P: "Why don't you just let me mess up?
maybe we're too scared of you getting hurt because we care about you?
And if there's something wrong with your ideas, heh. It probably came from OUR side of the family.

>P: "Why are you skinny?"
Cause I'm your age and still gotta load to grow up to, apparently.
>P: "You're super short too."
N-No. We aren't a manlet.
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>>3753206

I dont know, Im 16 right now and just figuring things out, but if I had to guess it that you and your dad have the same heart. You are both talking at each other instead of listening.

He just left me a note, telling me to never give up on family and that means you too. So I know he loves you, and you should remember that, he loves you with all his heart. He, like me, just sucks at expressing it. And for him, Ill say were sorry. Really and truly. For what that means. And hopefully this whole thing reminds me to do better. All we can offer.

Right now you are in danger and when someone I love is in danger, like Jackie, Sabrina, Luna, I get very scared. You are powerful. Look what you accomplished! I can say, despite how dangerous it was, Im proud of you and scared for you.

I think, it would help, if you slowed down and tried to think about how your dad feels and also tell him how you feel. No judgements or accusations, just talk. Maybe the things you want to do are very dangerous, maybe hes just being over protective, but what you both need to recognize is that you love each other.

Persephone, im happy you came to visit. Your dad can tell you about the day before he attacked hell, thats where you landed. I dont want to lose you through time shit, so here.

*scribble a note to your future self
>Go slow and be gentle. Imagine if you told me no and called me a retard. Also you didnt bottom for tom. Scared of that fat demon dick, noballs. Thanks, now I gotta bang femtom. Sabs gonna freak.

Take this note back to me, go slow with him and then maybe ask aunt Jackie to help you two talk. Never forget the time you beat the shit our your teenage dad.

Now go, before you make it so Im the one that takes your moms dick in my ass. Also if you want to razz your mom ask her about the milk revenge and how past anon says she really must have liked it.
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https://youtu.be/BSgY_pscJ8k?t=531

>>3753277
>P: "Why is all you EVER do?"
>She sniffs
>P: "Is tell me how DUMB I am? Why ain't my ideas like...like what's WRONG with what I want?"
Probably because it was all I ever heard growing up. Made me not give a fuck about commentary, the background noise. Made me stronger, able to do what needed to be done and to enjoy whatever I wanted regardless of how trashy or tasteless it could be seen as. It gave me freedom... And maybe I wanted to toughen you up in the same way... I dunno...

>I think anon would rather shove corkscrews into his eyes than "toughen" up his kids like his parents did.
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>>3753277
dubs
One we 16. we dunno what we did.
two: only thing we think might be the reason is trying to toughen her up because we've basically died 2 or 3 times already.

>>3753279
... she might be? We dunno yet. She can magick tho.
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>>3753295
FUCK SORRY
WE ARE 15 GOING ON 16
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>>3753302
Well, if you got a better answer, post it pal. I actually kind of agree with you on that point, but she's asking for a REASON for the actions of an Anon we don't even really know...

And given all the dumb shit Anons done up to this point, seems rather hypocritical for him to judge her in such a way.... SOOO the closest justification I could think of was presented as an overcorrection of that aspect in some way. But I'm all ears for other suggestions
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https://youtu.be/Y-V88M0TyYs

The votes...

>Firm in one thing above all else
>You -are- harsh
>But
>It is because you love her
4 votes

and the only thing that matches...

A: "I am so. SO Proud of you."
>Persephone looks like you've shot her
>At first
>Until she realizes

P: "You're so mean...and you're so crazy in my business..."
>She holds you back
>Finally

P: "But you NEVER lie cause you suck at it."
A: "Oh, no. Aw- Aw no fuck-"

>Here it comes

A: "You're NOT fucking stupid. Stupid wouldn't make it here. Back in time. Listen to me."
P: "But what if I-"
A: "I will listen to you. I promise. Just listen first, okay?"

P: "...kay."
A: "I don't know what the fuck I am doing right now. Future me? Probably knows more...but I'm 15."

P: "Aw, cool me too."
A: "My Dad was a sonnova bitch. A monster. An-..."

>You grit your teeth
>Clench your fingers
>As you realize you were about to CREDIT him with your thick skin
>And realize that you must have
>In some way
>Acted like him

>And that's all the motivation you need to change

A: "I need you to be ok. I'll take the L on being harsh. Ok? I'm harsh. I have NO way of being gentle with shit."
>Persephone shniffs
>Wipes some more tears

A: "I'm skinny but my energy is big dick."
P: "Ok now it's weird."
A: "The biggest dick energy with like. NO lower setting. Just off. Or big dick."

>Luna nods

P: "Dad. Still weird."
A: "Fuck, ok. I'm sorry..."

>You let her go
>And look her up down
>...
>She's taller than you

A: "Oh what the FUCK of course you did this. You're my daughter...and you're brave. You managed to outsmart me AND Luna...you're so fuckin' wild. If you died? If you stopped existing? It would be my fault and I CANNOT allow that to happen."

P: "What if it's not about you? What if it's about me?"

A: "Y-..."
>You raise your hands
A: "It is. ALL about you! My life! Our lives I-... This? ALL THIS?"

>You motion
>To all of it

A: "I did this...so I could be with you. All of you kids."
>You grab the note she came with

A: "Adult me is a bitch."
P: "He's twice your height."

>You freeze
>Measure yourself

>Still 5'10
A: "Holy God. damn."

cont
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>>3753394

P: "Wait. Uncle Muscles?"
>Muscles looks up
P: "Whooahhhh you're like baby! Haha."

A: "Back here. Lookit me."
>She does
P: "Oh what you'ah Deh Captain now?"

>...
A: "I love you."
P: "D-dad."
A: "I fucked up. You deserve to be told that. Every day. All the time I-..."

>You put that in the note

A: "I had to -survive- my child hood. So I guess I...forgot. That some kids need to just ENJOY theirs. I'm sorry..."
P: "Dad."

A: "Yeah?"
P: "Thanks...we don't talk much. In like...the future."

>That goes in the note
A: "You a hoe-ass nigga, ME. I'll SLAP me for this."
>Persephone huggs you
>Hard
>And for a long, long time


>She smells like your old room
>Like
>The same weird fruity smell from your mom's air fresheners
>After vacuuming
>Like your mom's perfume too
>Whoah

A: "Don't let anybody call you dumb. Ever again, ok? You know what you tell em?"
P: "To eat my Five Alarm Asshole?"
A: "Aight, no DNA test required and NO."

>You hold your little girl
>And smile

A: "They say if you're so stupid then why did they get killed by you?"
>You snap Muscles Wrist-neck

A: "And Murder them."

P: "Why aren't you this cool in the future."
A: "Cause I need you to not DIE from being a lil SHIT that's why."

>oof
>A little spicy
>She rears back
>Puts her hands up

>But you gotta be
>At least
>A little stern

A: "Stupid or not you got my crazy and your Mom's judgement. You're talented. All over. You're pretty. You got psychic powers. Shit, didn't you know Mind Scream took me forever to get perfect? I killed Lucikron's conquest attempts with it. But YOU. You better trust me. I got feelings and shit. Just like you. Ok? ..."

>Her guard goes down
P: "Can you listen to me now?"
A: "Sure."

P: "Can I still meet mom? Just mom."

>Her tears start to evaporate
>She notices
>And looks up to Luna
>Who is using some of your health to cleanse her tears for good

P: "Thanks, Gramma."

>Luna
>Actually pauses before speaking
L: "Anything. For you."

A: "..."

>Well
>What do?
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>>3753399
Yeah. We just got to break the news to him easily though. Not every day you daughter time travels to see you and you learn your the mama.
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I've got a better idea how about we prank the krapp out of mom. I'll take you back you can meet her but you can't tell her that you're related. Not until Last moment. Then you have to go back. Right now you're just a Friend my age.
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>>3753399
>P: "Can I still meet mom? Just mom."
Err... Not sure if that's such a great idea.

But, fuck it. If time gets fucked We'll be sure to unfuck it just so you exist.

Alright, but you have to make sure he doesn't recognize you, so you cannot call me dad and you cannot call her mom. Otherwise it might cause you to stop existing.
Maybe.
Who the fuck knows how time travel works.

You can say hi, and that he will become the king of hell, but he and I have to stay friend for it to happen, ok?
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>>3753399
Yes, but I want you to remeber how long it took you to figure out who I was.
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>>3753458
support
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>>3753399
To be clear. Tell him. In a weird way.
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>>3726157 (ref)
>>3753399
... Inquire about the level of seriousness she wants to discuss

If it's more of this quarter-demon business, support >>3753447

If it's actual bizness business. People dying and shit... Family getting hurt, then I wanna hear it and at least advisor her on it. We just told her we'd listen. We just told her we'd let her make mistakes... But that doesn't pre-empt us from at least providing her suggestions or alternative view points ...
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>>3753399
She asked to Mee him. Not wether we tell him about her or not.

So... I advise asking what she wants to do.

Lay it out and ask her. Suggest stuff but let her pick.
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>>3753560
>Yes, but I want you to remeber how long it took you to figure out who I was
That's kinda mean.
>>3753541
>>3753528
>>3753517
>>3753504
I don't want Tom recognizing the hypotethical future child that might stop dissapearing if he gets ewwy about getting Anon's baby batter in him.
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>>3753399
>>3753599
Unless we're fuckin-

Alright ask her when she was born. If we have a few years grossing him out right now won't matter.

If it happens. In like the immediate future then it's an issue.

If we get a timeline we can just seduce tom in the future to ensure she's born on time.
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>>3753599
... Then explain it to her as such. We already said we care about her. We described the dangers of her time leap. Is what she wants to know so important that she wants to risk her own existence for?
... Anons had to do such things a number of times already. Maybe... she needs to as well. Trust her., And put your money where your mouth is. "You're NOT dumb"... Then trust her to make the right call based on the situation... And to face the consequences, risks, and rewards therein
>>
jelly is here
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>>3753630
All of my this.

She asked us to show her some RESPECT. Begged us even. She as safe as she can be. We're here. Luna's here. The futures ours to change and change back. Truuuuuuuuuust.
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>>3753655
>>3753399
Link to over post.
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>>3752894
>>3752891
THIS BETTER NOT BE QUEER SHIT, NO FAG BABIES IN THIS HOUSE!
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I am return.
Let's count it up.
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>>3753655
>>3753399
support
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>>3753073
PURGE THIS UNHOLY FUTURE FROM EXISTENCE, PURGE IT WITH FIRE, NO QUEER SHIT, DIE!
>>
>>3753684
>>3753693
Youre in the wrong quest if you want no homo. Anon Pan as Fuck.
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>>3753693
Fuck off mate. We getting gay in here.
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>>3753693
>>3753701
>>3753711
its not even really gay for sex tom turned into a girl so straight sex but bro like relation it seems like
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>>3753725
IT IS STILL QUEER AS FUCK, AND NEEDS TO BE PURGED!
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>>3753725
I know, but his anger amuses me.

>>3753726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gxg5HWTIAY
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>>3753732
sure its still kind of very queer bust still straight sex its the queer level of two guys holding hands or having sex right next to each other while they fuck chicks
so platonic in a weird way? its hard to explain
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>>3753725
This.... It's like the ultimate game if pretend. Tom literally turned into Konata for us
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>>3753726
>>3753732
Anons first love was Marcos sweet, tight, supple and smooth trap ass. We jacked it so much to his little princess panties. Anon is king gay.
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>>3753743
>>3753732
>>3753693
>>3753684
i am having a hard time deciding the queer levels here
>>3753756
still two or 3 chicks we love and more
so very bisexual in a strange way
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>>3753765
I said anon was pan, but he stil sofa king gay. Just like, mad homo. We even tricked Bloodfeast into thinking he was our fuck mate. Anon got the big gay.
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>>3753765
>>3753787
lets just put anon in if he finds it hot he fucks
instead of having him be like one of those lesbians that have wild sex and get pregnant and will not call them self bisexual but for anon the opposite
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>>3753795
Nah he gay. So gay. Gayer than the gayesr gay times cum.
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>>3753399
>>3753399

A: "...yes."
>You snap
>The skeletons clear the way

P: "R-Really?!"
A: "Of course."
P: "We're gonna do something -I- wanna do!??? LIKE. Not for a price?"

A: "Oh there's a price."
>Persephone
>Deflates

P: "oh...okay, da-"
A: "Help me prank him."
>She's frozen again
>Only for second
>When she looks back up from her feet
>Her eyes
>Are pits of fire

P: "I. Am so. Into pranks."
>Fuck yeah


>WHAM!
A: "Whaddup BITCHES!"
>You
>Arrive

P: "Hi."
>Persephone behind you
>As you stride
>Into the Kitchen

P: "Hi, Glossaryck!"
G: "Eyo."

>Glossary-
A: "Wh-"
>WH-
A: "Motherfu-"
>He's having cereal

A: "You're eating Tom's Cum."
>He slurps the spoon
>and cleans it
>With his mouth
>Making full eye contact

>SHuuururrlllllllPOP!
G: "...Thanks to time, travel. No I am not."

>Tom comes in
T: "Hey are you guys done boiling my semen I really murder my way to the big boi chair alread-EEEE ANONYMOUS GET DOWN."

>Sword
>Of Fire
>Tom has summoned a sword of FIRE

>He is swinging it at Persephone
P: "AAH! DUDE! NOT KEWEL!"
A: "BRUH."

>SWOOSH!
>SWOOSH!

T: "I DON'T KNOW HOW MY MOTHER SENT YOU BUT THIS STOPS NOTHING! I'LL TRAP YOU IN THE 18TH HELL DIMENSION AND LET TENTACLES FUCK YOUR EYE SOCKETS UNTI-"

A: "BRUh. STOP. It's cool!"
T: "SHE'S A DEMON. I CAN SENSE IT. NO WAY IS SHE COOL."

>Persephone
>Takes it all in
>Crouching by the fridge
>She locks eyes with Glossaryck
>Who
>Mouth full of the last cereal.
>Just nods to her


>And she gets a nat 20 on bluff.

G: "Has her dad's luck. It would seem."

cont
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>>3753756
TRAPS
AIN'T
GAY
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>>3753828
its gay when they know its a guy,
remember its a guy luring in males with there feminine looks and mannerism preying on there natural hormones
>>
Obligatory*

THE DEVIL'S OWN LUCK SHE HAS!
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>>3753807


>She stands up
>And Salutes
>By T-Posing
>Her eyes glow white as she speaks

P: "All hail the Dark one. Three eyed King. First and only true son of the Chaining Spire. Lord of Hell. Destroyer of the Unified WILL. Mercy of Devils and Emperor of all planes of Torment."

>Tom's sword
>Drops

T: "...what title is that?"

>She kneels immediately
P: "You have friends in hell, Dark Prince. Silent but ever watching. I am but one. Who has found and befriended your friend. The Black Gold King. We will see you rise. We will see your reign extended for all eternity. As long as Hell Burns. O' dark one. N' stuff."

>Tom
>Entirely drops his anger

T: "Who does your hair?"
P: "W-WHat!? I mean. Dark one. We must dicuss-"

T: "yeaheyah. You love me. Of course. I'm great. I just can't get over your outfit."
P: "My uh...I try?"
T: "It's so pretty. Are those painted hooves?"
P: "Yeah! They are."

T: "I love that! I love your gloves. It's so cool. Whoah! Nice horns. Hey, are we cousins?"
P: "No. We're..."

>She exchanges a look
>With you

>You nod

P: "I just wanted to show my devotion to you. By coming here and sealing myself to your will before you even take the throne."
>Tom
>is Gassed
T: "YESSSS! WHOO!"
>Throws his hands up
>Even does a victory dance
>O-
>Oh fuck he's Flossing

>OH FUCK
>Pesephone is recording it
>She flips her compact back into her dress when he stops

cont
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>>3753966

T: "Whoah...that's...that's awesome. You sure you don't wanna like. Hang out? Or- Or tell me how awesome it'll be when I'm king?"

P: "Just pinky swear with me."
T: "Haha. The old crossroads bargain eh? Alright."

>You snicker
>Knowing this is gonna go somewhere good

>The two lock pinkys

>SCHWOOM!

P: "Thomas Draconius Lucikron."
T: "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
>Tom pulls away
>His hand and Persephone's locked in black searing fire
T: "THAT'S MY NAME! THAT'S MY TRUE NAME. WE'RE HAD, DUDE! WE'RE FUCKED. NO! NO ONLY MY MOM OR DAD COULD KNOW THAT NAME! ONLY FAMILY!"

>A voice comes from nowhere
>And everywhere
>Yet it is sourced from Persephone's Mouth
>Her eyes
>Are deep gold
>Just like yours

P: ".mret litnu nwaps eht gniyrrac liaf tuohtiw dna ecnaidar citemem eht fo eh htiw gniyaL .tselluf s'ti ot egnever s'rehtoM ruoy fo esruc eht reffus LLIW uoy nwonknu spihsdrah hguorhT .tooMcM ynahpetsihpeM enohpesreP fo htrib eht erusne ot niagrab siht ni uoy dnib I .dnik lived lla fo erutan eht dna lleh fo sgnidnib eht yB"

>Then all it once it stops
T: "...What'd you say your name was again?"

P: "Persephone."
T: "That's a beautiful name..."
>He says
>With no breath
P: "I know."
>She kisses Tom's Cheek

P: "My mom Picked it for me."

T: "Of course."
>Tom holds his head
T: "The gay chicken. The prank war. It'll escalate. This is the only way."

>He turns
>To you
>His eyes pits of hatred

T: "You better treat me like QUEEN!"

P: "HA! Goteeeeem!"
>She dabs

>Then Vanishes
>In a cloud of fractal light
>And the sound of a thunderous popular clique girls laugh

cont
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>>3753979

>Glossaryck
>Claps

G: "Self fulfilled birth insurance."
>He finishes the milk in his bowl
>SHHHHHLLRRRRRRP

G: "Nice time loop."

>Glossaryck and Luna
>Share a glance

G: "What? I told you. I care."
L: "Thank you."
>Glossaryck purses his lips

G: "She's no garuntee, you know. You could branch out still. If you lose. Or if you lose loved ones."
L: "I don't care about that."

>Luna
>Sits down
>on the table

L: "She was everything I had dreamed."
>She smiles
L: "I want more of them."
>You swallow
>Feeling a future
>A heavy one
>That you need to live up to
>Falling on your back

L: "At least Seventy I think."
>Luna chuckles
>Somehow the Milk and Cereal refill
L: "My. Dude."

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>>3753984
>Thanks glossarick for something.

And damn right were gonna treat you like a Queen.
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>>3753984
Good Session
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>>3753979
By the bindings of hell and the nature of all devil kind. I bind you in this bargain to ensure the birth of Persephone Mephistephany McMoot. Through hardships unknown you WILL suffer the curse of your Mother's revenge to it's fullest. Laying with he of the memetic radiance and without fail carrying the spawn until term
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>>3753984
Thanks for the session, Quest!
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