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Super Robot pilot thing, part (...) 08/01/19(Thu)11:29:02 No.3713942

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Super Robot pilot thing, part 11 Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)11:29:02 No.3713942 Archived

AW SHIT NEGRO, you're Fester Winchester, the rootin' tootin' space cowboy, owner of the Marshal. A giant super robot that is also a rootin' tootin' space cowboy. You and your friends, a space pirate and crew, are on the run from strange aliens who attacked your space colony.

You're on a mission to recruit new members to the crew. So now, alongside your space pirate buddy, you're helping another space vigilante mech pilot dude defeat another dude that's been terrorizing his city with hostile mechs. Currently you have reached the boss room!

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)11:32:24 No.3713949

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)11:32:24 No.3713949

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3713942
greet the boss

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)11:42:43 No.3713971

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)11:42:43 No.3713971

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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3713949
Roll 2d100 for level of greetage

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)11:46:24 No.3713982

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)11:46:24 No.3713982

Rolled 85, 91 = 176 (2d100)

>>3713971

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)11:48:39 No.3713989

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)11:48:39 No.3713989

>>3713982

Talk about greetage.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)11:51:18 No.3713998

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)11:51:18 No.3713998

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>>3713982
Then entire city went deaf for a few seconds

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)11:55:23 No.3714006

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)11:55:23 No.3714006

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3713998

For the sake of tradition... Punch on our face.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)11:58:24 No.3714014

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)11:58:24 No.3714014

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>>3714006

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/01/19(Thu)11:59:34 No.3714018

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/01/19(Thu)11:59:34 No.3714018

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3714014
Let's see who the boss is.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)12:07:25 No.3714029

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)12:07:25 No.3714029

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>>3714018
As is customary, the villain reveals himself pilotting a bigass mech

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)12:10:27 No.3714034

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)12:10:27 No.3714034

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3714029
As is customary, we shoot him

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)12:13:37 No.3714047

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)12:13:37 No.3714047

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3714034
Roll 2d100

He has a +20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)12:14:03 No.3714048

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)12:14:03 No.3714048

Rolled 55, 7 = 62 (2d100)

>>3714047
nat 100 here we go baby

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)12:14:41 No.3714050

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)12:14:41 No.3714050

Rolled 7, 87 = 94 (2d100)

>>3714047

Aim for the groin!

Anonymous (ID: K7il6icm)
08/01/19(Thu)12:15:03 No.3714051

Anonymous (ID: K7il6icm) 08/01/19(Thu)12:15:03 No.3714051

Rolled 24, 26 = 50 (2d100)

>>3714047

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/01/19(Thu)12:16:02 No.3714053

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/01/19(Thu)12:16:02 No.3714053

Rolled 78, 3 = 81 (2d100)

>>3714047

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)12:20:51 No.3714059

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)12:20:51 No.3714059

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>>3714053
YOur shots did nothing!

Anonymous (ID: K7il6icm)
08/01/19(Thu)12:29:52 No.3714071

Anonymous (ID: K7il6icm) 08/01/19(Thu)12:29:52 No.3714071

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3714059
Quickly, punch him while his hand is busy!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)12:34:49 No.3714079

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)12:34:49 No.3714079

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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3714071

Yes, 1 hand out of 4 is busy, perfect time to attack.

Roll 2d100

+30 for 'im

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/01/19(Thu)12:36:06 No.3714081

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/01/19(Thu)12:36:06 No.3714081

>>3714071
>punching
I hope you meant for the punchy robo to punch.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)12:41:36 No.3714090

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)12:41:36 No.3714090

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So anyway you get punched into the floor

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)12:43:20 No.3714094

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)12:43:20 No.3714094

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3714090
You guys can try now, I'm gonna take a tiny break here

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)12:48:30 No.3714106

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)12:48:30 No.3714106

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>>3714094
And so you engage a tactical recuperation as your comrades jump into battle

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/01/19(Thu)12:49:38 No.3714109

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/01/19(Thu)12:49:38 No.3714109

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3714106
Switch to Edgar.

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)12:49:39 No.3714110

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)12:49:39 No.3714110

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3714106
Contemplate what we're gonna have for dinner once we're back in the ship

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)12:54:18 No.3714116

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)12:54:18 No.3714116

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>>3714110
>>3714110

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/01/19(Thu)12:54:55 No.3714118

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/01/19(Thu)12:54:55 No.3714118

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3714116
Punch self in face.

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)12:56:29 No.3714120

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)12:56:29 No.3714120

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3714116

Pull out the rifle and sniper shoot the boss's arm.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)12:59:01 No.3714128

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)12:59:01 No.3714128

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>>3714118
Your inadequacy causes you to double fist your face

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/01/19(Thu)12:59:55 No.3714129

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/01/19(Thu)12:59:55 No.3714129

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3714128
>>3714120
Now this

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/01/19(Thu)13:00:27 No.3714133

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/01/19(Thu)13:00:27 No.3714133

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3714128
Jester tries to get the enemy monologuing by asking him why he's terrorizing the city.

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)13:00:33 No.3714134

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)13:00:33 No.3714134

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3714128
Ok take our rifle and wait for an opportune moment to shoot the boss, when he's about to attack our allies

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)13:02:50 No.3714136

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)13:02:50 No.3714136

>2 nat 1s
>on a d100
What the fuck, man?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)13:05:32 No.3714145

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)13:05:32 No.3714145

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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3714134
Alright! Gotta wait for the right moment! Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)13:06:54 No.3714149

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)13:06:54 No.3714149

Rolled 38, 22 = 60 (2d100)

>>3714145

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)13:06:56 No.3714151

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)13:06:56 No.3714151

Rolled 42, 27 = 69 (2d100)

>>3714145

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/01/19(Thu)13:07:33 No.3714153

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/01/19(Thu)13:07:33 No.3714153

Rolled 61, 31 = 92 (2d100)

>>3714145
SHOOT TO THRILL!

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)13:08:04 No.3714156

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)13:08:04 No.3714156

Rolled 23, 97 = 120 (2d100)

>>3714145

Mudamuda!

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)13:08:26 No.3714157

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)13:08:26 No.3714157

Somebody else roll, they might actually pass.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)13:12:11 No.3714161

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)13:12:11 No.3714161

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>>3714153
Damnit, something's blocking the optics

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)13:13:14 No.3714163

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)13:13:14 No.3714163

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3714161
alright then just SHOOT

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)13:14:28 No.3714164

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)13:14:28 No.3714164

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3714161
OP gets dragged off by Todd.

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/01/19(Thu)13:15:23 No.3714170

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/01/19(Thu)13:15:23 No.3714170

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3714161
OP Gets molested by the boss

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)13:18:17 No.3714173

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)13:18:17 No.3714173

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>>3714170

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)13:19:08 No.3714174

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)13:19:08 No.3714174

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3714173
Now Focus!

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/01/19(Thu)13:19:57 No.3714175

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/01/19(Thu)13:19:57 No.3714175

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3714173
Shoot the boss in the nuts.

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)13:21:04 No.3714176

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)13:21:04 No.3714176

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3714173

This >>3714175

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)13:24:01 No.3714182

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)13:24:01 No.3714182

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3714176
Roll 2d100

The boss's mecha nuts have a +20 bonus

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)13:24:35 No.3714184

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)13:24:35 No.3714184

Rolled 4, 90 = 94 (2d100)

>>3714182

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/01/19(Thu)13:26:17 No.3714187

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/01/19(Thu)13:26:17 No.3714187

>>3714184
NOBODY ROLL!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)13:29:37 No.3714193

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)13:29:37 No.3714193

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>>3714184
You blew apart what's ever between the legs of the boss mech. Being a giant robot, aside from normal structural damage, it doesn't do anything else.

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)13:32:04 No.3714199

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)13:32:04 No.3714199

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3714193

Keep shooting at the nut!

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)13:32:25 No.3714200

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)13:32:25 No.3714200

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3714193
Try to get the boss to monologue. Ask him why he's terrorizing the city.

FusionSage (ID: qz6vXYWH)
08/01/19(Thu)13:37:01 No.3714210

FusionSage (ID: qz6vXYWH) 08/01/19(Thu)13:37:01 No.3714210

Rolled 51, 87 = 138 (2d100)

Jester throws Edgar at the Boss. Edgar thrusts his pirate swords forwards.

Go go go

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)13:40:26 No.3714215

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)13:40:26 No.3714215

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>>3714199

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)13:42:00 No.3714217

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)13:42:00 No.3714217

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3714215
Turns out that was a load bearing nut.

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)13:44:07 No.3714219

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)13:44:07 No.3714219

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3714215
Redirect our shooting efforts towards the boss' eyes

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)13:49:04 No.3714226

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>>3714217
Leading to the death of a stack of unrelated nuts. So sad.

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)13:50:19 No.3714228

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)13:50:19 No.3714228

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3714226
Smack OP for being a smartass.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)13:53:39 No.3714230

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>>3714228
youch

Anonymous (ID: AAAdPO6p)
08/01/19(Thu)13:55:31 No.3714235

Anonymous (ID: AAAdPO6p) 08/01/19(Thu)13:55:31 No.3714235

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3714230
Smack him again just because

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)13:55:43 No.3714236

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)13:55:43 No.3714236

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3714230
>>3714219

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)13:56:02 No.3714237

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)13:56:02 No.3714237

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3714230

Anyway, what is the state of enemy boss while we are eating peaNUTS?

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)13:56:35 No.3714238

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)13:56:35 No.3714238

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3714230
Now, get the boss monologuing while we look for a weak point.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)14:01:40 No.3714246

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)14:01:40 No.3714246

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>>3714238
Jester Frenks employ the secret technique: Monologue Bait

"You! Dickbag! Why are you doing this?! Why are you attacking the city?!"

"Why?! I'll tell you why! Because they refused to see my genius! They..."

And then he kinda prattled on about some shit that you stopped paying attention to a minute in

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)14:02:31 No.3714247

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)14:02:31 No.3714247

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3714246
Look for his genius weak point

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)14:04:38 No.3714253

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)14:04:38 No.3714253

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3714246

Sneak behind enemy boss and then jam our rifle through it mecha's butt.

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)14:06:44 No.3714258

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)14:06:44 No.3714258

Rolled 13 (1d100)

Don't do >>3714253.
We shot its nuts and that did nothing. Why do you think sticking it in the pooper like a faggot will do anything?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)14:08:56 No.3714265

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)14:08:56 No.3714265

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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3714253
Roll 2d100

+20 for the boss mech

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)14:09:13 No.3714267

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)14:09:13 No.3714267

Rolled 66, 4 = 70 (2d100)

>>3714265
Ah shiet

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/01/19(Thu)14:09:19 No.3714268

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/01/19(Thu)14:09:19 No.3714268

Rolled 91, 36 = 127 (2d100)

>>3714265

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)14:10:47 No.3714272

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)14:10:47 No.3714272

Rolled 66, 39 = 105 (2d100)

>>3714258

So we can shoot inside the enemy boss's inner frame.

>>3714265

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)14:11:13 No.3714273

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)14:11:13 No.3714273

Rolled 39, 24 = 63 (2d100)

>>3714265

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)14:18:15 No.3714279

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>>3714268
Shooting the load bearing nut was a mistake, a part of the ceiling comes loose and smashes onto you

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)14:20:15 No.3714282

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)14:20:15 No.3714282

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3714279
Think of the dinner waiting for you back at the ship, Fester. All you need to get it is kill this guy. Now stand up and suplex the boss

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/01/19(Thu)14:20:35 No.3714283

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/01/19(Thu)14:20:35 No.3714283

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3714279
Did the boss notice or is he still monologuing?

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)14:20:58 No.3714284

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)14:20:58 No.3714284

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3714279
Quickly check if he's still monologuing

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)14:26:50 No.3714295

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>>3714284
"...you see, my mother was a strict woman, she had always...."

Gonna be a while

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)14:28:34 No.3714300

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)14:28:34 No.3714300

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3714295
Alright, prepare to drop a ceiling on top of him via strategically placed shots, make sure we wait 'till he finishes monologue tho, don't want to upset the cliche God

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)14:29:03 No.3714301

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)14:29:03 No.3714301

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3714295
Detect the waek spot

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)14:30:23 No.3714305

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)14:30:23 No.3714305

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3714301
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)14:31:28 No.3714308

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)14:31:28 No.3714308

Rolled 22, 46 = 68 (2d100)

>>3714305

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)14:31:32 No.3714309

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)14:31:32 No.3714309

Rolled 27, 52 = 79 (2d100)

>>3714305
Fugg

Anonymous (ID: mFLa44Lj)
08/01/19(Thu)14:32:46 No.3714313

Anonymous (ID: mFLa44Lj) 08/01/19(Thu)14:32:46 No.3714313

Rolled 76, 94 = 170 (2d100)

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)14:34:51 No.3714314

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)14:34:51 No.3714314

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>>3714309
How unfortunate

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)14:35:05 No.3714315

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)14:35:05 No.3714315

>>3714313
Here we have a winner

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)14:36:37 No.3714320

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)14:36:37 No.3714320

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3714314
>>3714300

Anonymous (ID: xdZf68Yt)
08/01/19(Thu)14:37:30 No.3714322

Anonymous (ID: xdZf68Yt) 08/01/19(Thu)14:37:30 No.3714322

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3714314
>Shoot the load bearing nut above this guy

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS)
08/01/19(Thu)14:38:55 No.3714326

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS) 08/01/19(Thu)14:38:55 No.3714326

Rolled 96, 61, 44 = 201 (3d100)

>>3714314
>>3714300

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)14:39:06 No.3714327

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)14:39:06 No.3714327

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>>3714322

A part of the ceiling collapses and smashes into OP

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS)
08/01/19(Thu)14:40:12 No.3714329

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS) 08/01/19(Thu)14:40:12 No.3714329

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3714327
Pick up OP and smash him into the back of the evil mech's head.

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/01/19(Thu)14:42:17 No.3714335

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/01/19(Thu)14:42:17 No.3714335

Rolled 53, 80 = 133 (2d100)

>>3714329
Hey, OP's so hardheaded that it might just work.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)14:42:29 No.3714336

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)14:42:29 No.3714336

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>>3714329
Sadly, OP is a terrible weapon and a terrible thing all around so the attack didn't do anything

Anonymous (ID: mFLa44Lj)
08/01/19(Thu)14:43:54 No.3714338

Anonymous (ID: mFLa44Lj) 08/01/19(Thu)14:43:54 No.3714338

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3714336
Suplex fallen ceiling joist through boss mech's head like a piledriver

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)14:47:42 No.3714347

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)14:47:42 No.3714347

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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3714338
Roll 2d100

+15 bonus for the boss mech

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS)
08/01/19(Thu)14:48:24 No.3714350

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS) 08/01/19(Thu)14:48:24 No.3714350

Rolled 93, 8 = 101 (2d100)

>>3714347

Anonymous (ID: mFLa44Lj)
08/01/19(Thu)14:50:54 No.3714358

Anonymous (ID: mFLa44Lj) 08/01/19(Thu)14:50:54 No.3714358

Rolled 72, 29 = 101 (2d100)

>>3714347
OP owes me one winning roll so this has to work

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)14:51:06 No.3714359

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)14:51:06 No.3714359

Rolled 66, 23 = 89 (2d100)

>>3714347
God dammit

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)14:53:29 No.3714364

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)14:53:29 No.3714364

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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3714350
OH SHIT!

QUICKLY ROLL 2D100 TO GET OUT OF HIS GRIP!

He gets a +10 Kung Fu Grip action!

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS)
08/01/19(Thu)14:54:05 No.3714366

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS) 08/01/19(Thu)14:54:05 No.3714366

Rolled 12, 8 = 20 (2d100)

>>3714364

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)14:54:51 No.3714367

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)14:54:51 No.3714367

Rolled 39, 95 = 134 (2d100)

>>3714364
Uhhh there was a fly on your back, a big mecha fly

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS)
08/01/19(Thu)14:55:17 No.3714368

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS) 08/01/19(Thu)14:55:17 No.3714368

NOBODY ROLL

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)14:56:17 No.3714370

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)14:56:17 No.3714370

Rolled 11, 52 = 63 (2d100)

>>3714364
Tactical reposition!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)14:59:22 No.3714383

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)14:59:22 No.3714383

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>>3714367

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS)
08/01/19(Thu)15:00:25 No.3714390

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS) 08/01/19(Thu)15:00:25 No.3714390

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>>3714370
You are one lucky bastard.

>>3714383
Bitch.

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)15:01:27 No.3714394

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)15:01:27 No.3714394

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3714383
OP don't make me call the secret police

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)15:01:45 No.3714396

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)15:01:45 No.3714396

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3714383
you can't do that!

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)15:03:03 No.3714400

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)15:03:03 No.3714400

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3714383
OP has a change of heart

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)15:06:37 No.3714404

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)15:06:37 No.3714404

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>>3714400

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)15:09:06 No.3714410

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)15:09:06 No.3714410

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3714404
>OP is the best

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/01/19(Thu)15:10:54 No.3714413

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/01/19(Thu)15:10:54 No.3714413

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3714404
>>3714410

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)15:11:57 No.3714416

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)15:11:57 No.3714416

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>>3714413

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/01/19(Thu)15:13:52 No.3714420

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/01/19(Thu)15:13:52 No.3714420

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3714416
No, OP, we won't pay for your daily copy of Skyrim. Pay it yourself and continue the quest.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)15:19:50 No.3714437

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)15:19:50 No.3714437

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>>3714420
You broke out of his grip!

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)15:21:36 No.3714440

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)15:21:36 No.3714440

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3714437

Try to shoot the enemy boss's arms!

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py)
08/01/19(Thu)15:23:19 No.3714446

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py) 08/01/19(Thu)15:23:19 No.3714446

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3714437
>>3714440
Focus first, you ding-dong.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)15:24:47 No.3714448

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)15:24:47 No.3714448

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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3714440
>>3714440

Roll 2d100

He has +20

Anonymous (ID: xp3uWD3U)
08/01/19(Thu)15:26:47 No.3714458

Anonymous (ID: xp3uWD3U) 08/01/19(Thu)15:26:47 No.3714458

Rolled 56, 5 = 61 (2d100)

>>3714448

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS)
08/01/19(Thu)15:27:12 No.3714459

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS) 08/01/19(Thu)15:27:12 No.3714459

Rolled 91, 26 = 117 (2d100)

>>3714448

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)15:27:12 No.3714460

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)15:27:12 No.3714460

Rolled 63, 25 = 88 (2d100)

>>3714448
why can't dice god give us A FUCKING BREAK

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py)
08/01/19(Thu)15:28:04 No.3714463

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py) 08/01/19(Thu)15:28:04 No.3714463

Rolled 23, 86 = 109 (2d100)

>>3714448
Hey, where's the Focus bonus? I rolled higher in my support roll.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)15:31:49 No.3714476

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)15:31:49 No.3714476

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>>3714459
Blocked

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)15:32:52 No.3714479

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)15:32:52 No.3714479

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>>3714463
Yes well, you see....

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)15:34:05 No.3714488

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)15:34:05 No.3714488

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3714476
HEY I GOT HIS ATTENTION NOW YOU GUYS WANNA DO SOMETHING?

Anonymous (ID: xdZf68Yt)
08/01/19(Thu)15:34:31 No.3714490

Anonymous (ID: xdZf68Yt) 08/01/19(Thu)15:34:31 No.3714490

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3714476
Ranged and melee don't seem to work. Use an emotional attack

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py)
08/01/19(Thu)15:34:34 No.3714491

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py) 08/01/19(Thu)15:34:34 No.3714491

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3714476
>>3714479
None of those apply so give us a free Alert.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)15:40:32 No.3714517

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)15:40:32 No.3714517

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>>3714491
Ah but you see, the Free Space means I can put anything there. Like "The moon was unaligned" or "The table in the corner was turned 30 degrees to the left"

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/01/19(Thu)15:42:59 No.3714526

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/01/19(Thu)15:42:59 No.3714526

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3714517
The empty space in your head isn't free, OP.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)15:46:27 No.3714537

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)15:46:27 No.3714537

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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3714526

Well yeah dude, that shit's like prime real estate. Gotta collect rent.

Anyway roll 2d100 to get a hit in

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/01/19(Thu)15:47:05 No.3714539

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/01/19(Thu)15:47:05 No.3714539

Rolled 16, 16 = 32 (2d100)

>>3714537

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)15:48:31 No.3714542

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)15:48:31 No.3714542

Rolled 27, 14 = 41 (2d100)

>>3714537
Maybe?

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)15:49:30 No.3714544

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)15:49:30 No.3714544

Rolled 27, 26 = 53 (2d100)

>>3714537

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS)
08/01/19(Thu)15:49:37 No.3714545

Anonymous (ID: nqWeREkS) 08/01/19(Thu)15:49:37 No.3714545

Rolled 67, 38 = 105 (2d100)

>>3714537

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)15:55:56 No.3714562

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)15:55:56 No.3714562

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>>3714545

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)15:58:07 No.3714570

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)15:58:07 No.3714570

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3714562
DO YOU TWO FUCKS ENJOY SEEING ME GET BEAT UP? BACK ME UP HERE

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)16:03:42 No.3714587

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)16:03:42 No.3714587

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>>3714570

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)16:04:51 No.3714595

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)16:04:51 No.3714595

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3714587
now that we're free, empty our entire clip into that fucker!

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)16:05:29 No.3714598

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)16:05:29 No.3714598

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3714587
Do we have any grenades left? If yes, throw one at his face, if no, the shoot in his eyes

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)16:06:57 No.3714601

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)16:06:57 No.3714601

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3714587

Now throw enemy boss's arm back at it and scream... "ROCKETTO PAUNCH!!!"

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)16:11:14 No.3714607

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)16:11:14 No.3714607

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3714598
Roll 2d100 to let him have it!

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)16:11:37 No.3714608

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)16:11:37 No.3714608

Rolled 14, 8 = 22 (2d100)

>>3714607
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/01/19(Thu)16:13:44 No.3714613

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/01/19(Thu)16:13:44 No.3714613

Rolled 60, 73 = 133 (2d100)

>>3714607

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)16:18:10 No.3714620

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)16:18:10 No.3714620

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>>3714613

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)16:20:45 No.3714624

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)16:20:45 No.3714624

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3714620

Do triple combo attack!

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)16:21:07 No.3714626

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)16:21:07 No.3714626

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3714620
Damage report

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)16:23:34 No.3714631

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)16:23:34 No.3714631

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>>3714626
"Beep boop. After eating a girder to the face, getting manhandled and punched by a bigger mech, the Marshal could probably survive about 2 more direct hits before exploding into scrap"

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/01/19(Thu)16:25:01 No.3714635

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/01/19(Thu)16:25:01 No.3714635

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3714631
Report on him, not me!

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)16:25:41 No.3714637

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)16:25:41 No.3714637

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3714631
Tactical run away and let Edward and what's his face keep his attention.

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)16:26:21 No.3714639

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)16:26:21 No.3714639

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3714631

This >>3714635

And then blame on Microsoft.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)16:32:52 No.3714653

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)16:32:52 No.3714653

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>>3714637
The secret Winchester technique

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)16:35:07 No.3714661

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)16:35:07 No.3714661

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3714653

Edward gave us a very disappointing look.

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)16:36:58 No.3714666

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)16:36:58 No.3714666

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3714653
Aim at room boss with the fancy new rifle

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/01/19(Thu)16:37:28 No.3714667

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/01/19(Thu)16:37:28 No.3714667

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3714653
Switch to Edward.

Anonymous (ID: mFLa44Lj)
08/01/19(Thu)16:38:04 No.3714670

Anonymous (ID: mFLa44Lj) 08/01/19(Thu)16:38:04 No.3714670

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3714653
Stroke fake beard whilst assessing boss damage report

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)16:41:59 No.3714678

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)16:41:59 No.3714678

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>>3714667

You are now Edward Roberts, space pirate. Piloting your space pirate mech that is currently unamed.

Fester jsut retreated, he must be running low on health.

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)16:43:24 No.3714681

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)16:43:24 No.3714681

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3714678
Cut with sword

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/01/19(Thu)16:43:27 No.3714682

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/01/19(Thu)16:43:27 No.3714682

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3714678
Boss Damage Report and what are our moves again?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)16:54:12 No.3714701

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)16:54:12 No.3714701

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>>3714681

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)16:57:10 No.3714712

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)16:57:10 No.3714712

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3714701
damage report on the room boss and remember attacks

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)16:57:22 No.3714715

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)16:57:22 No.3714715

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3714701

Summon a mecha-sized pirate cannon.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)17:10:09 No.3714743

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)17:10:09 No.3714743

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>>3714712
"Beep Boop. Enemy mech is operating at 60% capacity"

Attack List:
- Beam Cutlass
- Beam Pistol
- Black Horse fire support
- Pirate Cannon
- Keelhaul

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)17:12:25 No.3714747

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)17:12:25 No.3714747

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3714743
Keelhaul because I don't know waht that is

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)17:13:38 No.3714749

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)17:13:38 No.3714749

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3714747
Support

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)17:21:10 No.3714764

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)17:21:10 No.3714764

>>3714747
>he votes for something because he doesn't know what the vote is
Best playerbase

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)17:28:49 No.3714774

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)17:28:49 No.3714774

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>>3714747
"Well you see anon. Keelhauling was believed to be an ancient marine method of execution and/or torture. Usually the victim would be tied down with a line of rope that looped around the vessel, usually from side to side of along the length of the ship. Usually ship undersides would be covered in barnacles and other marine life forms, which would cause damage to the victim when he is dragged across them, usually leading to bleeding and other nasty things. Or they could just drown eventually"

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)17:30:45 No.3714778

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)17:30:45 No.3714778

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3714774
Aight, lets do that

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)17:30:57 No.3714780

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)17:30:57 No.3714780

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3714774

The enemy boss started to get nervous about getting keelhauling.

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py)
08/01/19(Thu)17:34:41 No.3714782

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py) 08/01/19(Thu)17:34:41 No.3714782

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3714774
>>3714780

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)17:34:42 No.3714783

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)17:34:42 No.3714783

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>>3714778
"Of course, you may wonder, the Black Horse can't keelhaul, it's not a sea-faring vessel! It doesn't have any barnacles on it! Which is why I installed giant mecha shredding chain blades on its underside"

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)17:36:56 No.3714786

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)17:36:56 No.3714786

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3714783
I always thought it was for making planet sized sandwiches and stuff, but that explains it

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)17:37:39 No.3714787

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)17:37:39 No.3714787

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3714783

What is the enemy boss's reaction to it?

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py)
08/01/19(Thu)17:39:32 No.3714788

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py) 08/01/19(Thu)17:39:32 No.3714788

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3714783
>>3714787

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)17:40:02 No.3714792

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)17:40:02 No.3714792

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>>3714786
Suddenly Fester remembers all the time Edward says he was making a giant sandwich but Fester never found where it was. All he heard were screams.

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)17:41:20 No.3714793

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)17:41:20 No.3714793

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3714792
Edwards is always full of surprises... Anyway, lets keelhaul this boss now

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)17:41:21 No.3714794

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)17:41:21 No.3714794

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3714792

That also explain why he often see bloods on the ships.

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)17:42:29 No.3714797

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)17:42:29 No.3714797

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3714792
That explains the "ketchup" on the ship and ghosts of the damned...ah well back to work

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)17:48:20 No.3714808

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)17:48:20 No.3714808

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3714783
Oh no! The disguise!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)17:49:34 No.3714810

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)17:49:34 No.3714810

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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3714793
Get out that beam chain and roll 2d100!

+20 for the boss
+10 For you

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py)
08/01/19(Thu)17:50:18 No.3714812

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py) 08/01/19(Thu)17:50:18 No.3714812

Rolled 15, 48 = 63 (2d100)

>>3714810

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)17:50:41 No.3714814

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)17:50:41 No.3714814

Rolled 58, 63 = 121 (2d100)

>>3714810

Pirate mode on!

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py)
08/01/19(Thu)17:51:59 No.3714816

Anonymous (ID: HYD8n2Py) 08/01/19(Thu)17:51:59 No.3714816

>>3714814
HE DAED

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)18:00:38 No.3714835

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)18:00:38 No.3714835

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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3714814
You wrapped the chain around the boss mech's arms and rocket boost up to the Black Horse!

Don't let him break outta those now!

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)18:02:08 No.3714836

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)18:02:08 No.3714836

Rolled 5, 74 = 79 (2d100)

>>3714835

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)18:02:14 No.3714837

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)18:02:14 No.3714837

Rolled 88, 95 = 183 (2d100)

>>3714835
Ah shiet

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)18:03:19 No.3714841

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)18:03:19 No.3714841

>>3714837

Very ah shiet for the boss.

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/01/19(Thu)18:04:32 No.3714842

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/01/19(Thu)18:04:32 No.3714842

>>3714837
Edward is bringing the rain.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)18:14:04 No.3714859

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)18:14:04 No.3714859

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>>3714837
Edward indulges himself for a bit and laughed, and laughed, and laughed as the giant mech is put through the chain blades repeatedly. The unholy sound of metal grinding on metal rang through the sky violently until the boss mech and the pilot inside was reduced to nothing

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)18:16:13 No.3714864

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)18:16:13 No.3714864

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3714859
Cut to everyone else being traumatized

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)18:17:35 No.3714870

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)18:17:35 No.3714870

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3714859
edward again with his...... eccentricities... well at least we have a new crew member huh?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)18:25:36 No.3714884

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)18:25:36 No.3714884

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>>3714870
"Uh hey, Fester. Thanks for helping me liberate this city from the evil...but uh....you sure your friend over there's just a normal mercenary?" Jester Frenks asks as the piles of scrap metal and viscera rains down from the sky

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)18:26:44 No.3714887

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)18:26:44 No.3714887

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3714884
As far as I know, he also likes pirate movies

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)18:27:52 No.3714889

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)18:27:52 No.3714889

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3714884
To be honest he's been a bit on edge lately. But I'm sure this is just him taking out his righteous anger on a villain... you have to unwind sometimes.
I wonder what's for dinner

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)18:32:32 No.3714898

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)18:32:32 No.3714898

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>>3714887
"Well that explains all the skulls, I suppose"

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)18:34:48 No.3714902

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)18:34:48 No.3714902

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3714898

The enemy boss's remanding minions are traumatized by the scene.

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)18:36:06 No.3714903

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)18:36:06 No.3714903

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3714898
Wanna go somewhere...where its a bit less...rainy? Also you sure your nemesis wasn't a giant in a suit, 'cause this is more blood than a person can have

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)18:39:34 No.3714905

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)18:39:34 No.3714905

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>>3714903
"Yeah, he's kind of a big dude"

And so you moved to an area with a roof to discuss Jester's new allegiance to the crew.

While Edward's communication screen shows him still laughing. And he won't stop until the whole process is complete

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)18:42:12 No.3714910

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)18:42:12 No.3714910

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3714905

And also we enjoyed an cold alcohol-free beer with orange taste, provide by Jew-Brewery Inc!

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)18:43:00 No.3714913

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)18:43:00 No.3714913

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3714905
Introduce Jester to the rest of the crew over dinner

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)18:43:14 No.3714914

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)18:43:14 No.3714914

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3714905
Lets hope he isn't taking off his pants for now...so, lets go to that BBQ you had a coupon for

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/01/19(Thu)18:44:18 No.3714919

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/01/19(Thu)18:44:18 No.3714919

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3714905
How about that bbq, or is it getting rained on?

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/01/19(Thu)18:45:23 No.3714922

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/01/19(Thu)18:45:23 No.3714922

>>3714913
Dammit, anon. You forgot about the barbeque.

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)18:46:27 No.3714926

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)18:46:27 No.3714926

>>3714922
That's what we will be dining over

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)18:46:50 No.3714927

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)18:46:50 No.3714927

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>>3714913
Right, now, what are ya having?

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/01/19(Thu)18:47:53 No.3714928

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/01/19(Thu)18:47:53 No.3714928

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3714927
>femster
Stop pushing that shit, OP. Barbeque.

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)18:48:34 No.3714931

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)18:48:34 No.3714931

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3714927
>Push away our rule63/sissy self back to their dimension
BBQ OF COURSE, LIKE THE REAL COWBOYS AND HIS FRIENDS!!!

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)18:49:49 No.3714935

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)18:49:49 No.3714935

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3714927
Cowboy bbq
also keep those femsters coming

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)18:51:22 No.3714938

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)18:51:22 No.3714938

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>>3714928
Yes, this should be simple for a red-blooded cowboy like yerself.

Look, a piece of steak. Surely you can BBQ this thing like no tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)18:52:58 No.3714943

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)18:52:58 No.3714943

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3714938
I thought mechanic and dai'si would have prepared dinner for us

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)18:53:12 No.3714946

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)18:53:12 No.3714946

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3714938
Lets use the coupon Jester has and invite the crew over

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/01/19(Thu)18:53:57 No.3714947

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/01/19(Thu)18:53:57 No.3714947

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3714938
>>3714946

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)18:59:06 No.3714954

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)18:59:06 No.3714954

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>>3714943

WHat?! Women are not expected to cook for men! Anon, you're being very problematic right now. It's the [CURRENT YEAR], don't you know?

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/01/19(Thu)19:00:41 No.3714957

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/01/19(Thu)19:00:41 No.3714957

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3714954
Dai'si did it because she wasn't really doing much else at the time. ~~It was Spasian-style, though.~~

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)19:02:00 No.3714961

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)19:02:00 No.3714961

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3714954
We're a cowboy OP, we're obviously a hardlike conservative
Now lets go to that BBQ place where we have coupon and remember that Fester doesn't know that Dai is a gril

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)19:02:37 No.3714962

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)19:02:37 No.3714962

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3714954
Okay geez..... lets take that coupon

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)19:05:57 No.3714969

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)19:05:57 No.3714969

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>>3714957

Yes, steak with rice and vegetables.....with a Buddha on top for some reason

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)19:06:44 No.3714972

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)19:06:44 No.3714972

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3714969
Why is there buddha on the steak? WAIT it's probably edible. Swallow it

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/01/19(Thu)19:08:46 No.3714979

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/01/19(Thu)19:08:46 No.3714979

>>3714972
Oh shit, nigger. What are you doing?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)19:09:36 No.3714984

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)19:09:36 No.3714984

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>>3714972
My god....it's rice

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/01/19(Thu)19:11:09 No.3714986

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/01/19(Thu)19:11:09 No.3714986

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3714984
Did we ever see the criminal's face

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)19:11:10 No.3714987

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)19:11:10 No.3714987

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3714984
Now the steak, true cowboy never eats vegetables! ~~Dai'si will force us to tho~~

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/01/19(Thu)19:11:11 No.3714988

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/01/19(Thu)19:11:11 No.3714988

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3714984
Dai'si is a real bro, being considerate for our (anons) idiocy. How are the others doing?

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)19:12:29 No.3714993

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)19:12:29 No.3714993

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3714984

Not your regular rice.... It is sticky rice! Everything is made of colored sticky rices!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)19:18:35 No.3715011

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)19:18:35 No.3715011

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>>3714987
It's not like you have any other option, even if you refuse everytime you try to bite into the steak Dai will just shuriken the veggies into your mouth

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/01/19(Thu)19:19:37 No.3715013

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/01/19(Thu)19:19:37 No.3715013

>>3715011
So how are the others doing with the new guy?

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)19:20:04 No.3715015

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)19:20:04 No.3715015

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3715011
Cover your mouth with one hand and eat steak with the other, like the the old times when mean ninjas tried to force brave cowboys to eat their veggies

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/01/19(Thu)19:20:42 No.3715018

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/01/19(Thu)19:20:42 No.3715018

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3715013
Forgot my dice.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)19:22:15 No.3715022

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)19:22:15 No.3715022

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>>3715015
And just like the olden days, the ninja employs wackass ricochet bullshit to bounce the veggies off the table into your mouth, bypassing your hand

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)19:22:43 No.3715023

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)19:22:43 No.3715023

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3715022

Bandit follow Dai's exemple and also shuriken veggies into our mouth too.

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/01/19(Thu)19:23:03 No.3715025

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/01/19(Thu)19:23:03 No.3715025

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3715022
>>3715013

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6)
08/01/19(Thu)19:24:00 No.3715027

Anonymous (ID: 7ikIO8J6) 08/01/19(Thu)19:24:00 No.3715027

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3715022
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....oh hey Jester, guys this is Jester, new member of our team

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)19:24:44 No.3715031

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)19:24:44 No.3715031

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3715022
check how is Jester settling in with the rest of the crew

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)19:28:36 No.3715042

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)19:28:36 No.3715042

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>>3715027
"Uh Hi. I already met the captain. So I heard you guys are a bunch of mercs, going around the galaxy doing right for money, yeah? I can respect that"

"Uh yeah sure"

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)19:30:30 No.3715047

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)19:30:30 No.3715047

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3715042

Bandit give Jester a fine handmade cape as offer of frienship.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)19:34:44 No.3715062

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)19:34:44 No.3715062

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>>3715047

"Oh hey, thanks doggy"

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/01/19(Thu)19:38:36 No.3715076

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/01/19(Thu)19:38:36 No.3715076

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3715062
I can't eat food like this dai'si. I'm just gonna go check up on the captain

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/01/19(Thu)19:39:21 No.3715079

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/01/19(Thu)19:39:21 No.3715079

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3715062
>>3715076
Here's probably done laughing now.

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/01/19(Thu)19:40:29 No.3715083

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/01/19(Thu)19:40:29 No.3715083

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3715062
Meanwhile keelhauling is still in progress

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/01/19(Thu)19:41:03 No.3715086

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/01/19(Thu)19:41:03 No.3715086

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3715062

Fester finally eat his steak (actually it is made of colored sticky rice)!

And Edward is still laughing...

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/01/19(Thu)20:18:48 No.3715223

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/01/19(Thu)20:18:48 No.3715223

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ah shit, gotta head off to the gulag. theread continues later, bye
https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)14:15:25 No.3721026

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)14:15:25 No.3721026

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ah shit

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)14:32:17 No.3721069

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)14:32:17 No.3721069

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3721026
Hmm

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)14:36:57 No.3721079

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)14:36:57 No.3721079

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>>3721069

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)14:37:53 No.3721080

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)14:37:53 No.3721080

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3721079
Psst, hey mechanic, what do you think about this Jester guy?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)14:40:59 No.3721087

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>>3721080
"Seems pretty okay to me. So far, anyway"

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)14:43:51 No.3721090

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)14:43:51 No.3721090

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3721087
Alright great. The sole reason why we are asking her is because if she seemed endeared with him that would mean that our life-long goal to impress the mechanic and make her appreciate us would have a competitor and that would have pushed us to commit a murder in order to ensure that no one can subvert our eternal love by stealing her heart from under our grasp. Now what's for desert

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)14:47:44 No.3721102

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>>3721090
Sweet balls of rice in a sugary soup

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)14:48:21 No.3721105

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)14:48:21 No.3721105

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3721102
Suck the balls

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)14:49:59 No.3721110

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)14:49:59 No.3721110

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>>3721105

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)14:50:53 No.3721115

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)14:50:53 No.3721115

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3721110
Swallow the balls and go find the nearest phone to order a delivery

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)14:53:07 No.3721120

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)14:53:07 No.3721120

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>>3721115

The Space Phone

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)14:55:48 No.3721125

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)14:55:48 No.3721125

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3721120
Listen, delivery man, I just came to the realization that for the past twenty minutes there hasn't been a single anon other than me voting for anything. This means that I have unchecked powers to influence the quest in whatever way I wish. What do you think I should do? Make OP draw my fetishes? Push some agenda? Take revenge for grievieances inflicted on me in previous quests? Tell me because I can't make up my mind and there are no other anons in sight to stop me

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:00:30 No.3721139

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:00:30 No.3721139

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>>3721125
"Shit, man I dunno. This is a pizza delivery hotline"

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)15:02:38 No.3721144

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)15:02:38 No.3721144

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3721139
Order 10 pizzas to ourselves and another 10 for Edwards because he'll probably want some too. Then just leave the phone and go to the hangar

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:05:40 No.3721154

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:05:40 No.3721154

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>>3721144
>>3721144

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/03/19(Sat)15:05:41 No.3721155

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/03/19(Sat)15:05:41 No.3721155

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3721144
>>3721139
One of them must be a meat lovers pizza.

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)15:07:55 No.3721166

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)15:07:55 No.3721166

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3721154
Find a can of red paint and paint "Reds = Fags" on the wall

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/03/19(Sat)15:07:59 No.3721167

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/03/19(Sat)15:07:59 No.3721167

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3721154
Check to see the condition of the Marshall

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:10:15 No.3721175

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:10:15 No.3721175

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3721166
Roll 2d100 to spray paint "Reds = Fags" on the wall

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/03/19(Sat)15:10:45 No.3721178

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/03/19(Sat)15:10:45 No.3721178

Rolled 25, 26 = 51 (2d100)

>>3721175

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)15:12:12 No.3721182

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)15:12:12 No.3721182

Rolled 95, 71 = 166 (2d100)

>>3721175

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:13:25 No.3721185

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:13:25 No.3721185

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>>3721178

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/03/19(Sat)15:14:16 No.3721187

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/03/19(Sat)15:14:16 No.3721187

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3721185
Check the condition of the Marshall.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:16:17 No.3721191

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:16:17 No.3721191

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>>3721187
With the quest completed, the mechanic has fixed up the Marshal back to 100%

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)15:19:00 No.3721199

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)15:19:00 No.3721199

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3721191
Head back to our quarters

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:23:49 No.3721211

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:23:49 No.3721211

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>>3721199

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/03/19(Sat)15:26:02 No.3721216

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/03/19(Sat)15:26:02 No.3721216

>>3721211
Open the pod

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)15:26:22 No.3721217

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)15:26:22 No.3721217

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3721211
Search under pillow if tooth fairy left us anything

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/03/19(Sat)15:26:50 No.3721218

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/03/19(Sat)15:26:50 No.3721218

>>3721216
Open >>3721216
>>3721211

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:29:02 No.3721225

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:29:02 No.3721225

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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3721217
"You aint getting anything Fester you piece of shit"

Roll 2d100 to see if you got anything

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/03/19(Sat)15:29:16 No.3721228

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/03/19(Sat)15:29:16 No.3721228

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3721218

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/03/19(Sat)15:30:26 No.3721236

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/03/19(Sat)15:30:26 No.3721236

Rolled 62, 46 = 108 (2d100)

>>3721225
fuck you fairy

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/03/19(Sat)15:30:30 No.3721237

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/03/19(Sat)15:30:30 No.3721237

Rolled 79, 4 = 83 (2d100)

>>3721225
Pls let it be a new pokemon game for the megamechagenesis.

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)15:30:59 No.3721239

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)15:30:59 No.3721239

Rolled 65, 1 = 66 (2d100)

>>3721225
You're supposed to be a fairy that collects teeth not a tooth that is a fairy!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:32:40 No.3721242

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:32:40 No.3721242

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>>3721237
"Biiiiiiitch"

The tooth fairy leaves as you found NOTHING under your pillow

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/03/19(Sat)15:33:18 No.3721245

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/03/19(Sat)15:33:18 No.3721245

>>3721236
ahh shoot

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E)
08/03/19(Sat)15:33:21 No.3721246

Anonymous (ID: pfiEv3+E) 08/03/19(Sat)15:33:21 No.3721246

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3721242
But did you check INSIDE THE PILLOW COVER!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:38:01 No.3721259

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:38:01 No.3721259

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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3721246
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)15:39:01 No.3721264

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)15:39:01 No.3721264

Rolled 20, 51 = 71 (2d100)

>>3721259

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:40:02 No.3721269

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:40:02 No.3721269

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>>3721264
>Sadly there were also nothing in there

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)15:41:48 No.3721277

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)15:41:48 No.3721277

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3721269
Go find Edward, we're gonna discuss fulfilling the next contract

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/03/19(Sat)15:43:28 No.3721283

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/03/19(Sat)15:43:28 No.3721283

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3721269
Pod?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:49:39 No.3721294

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:49:39 No.3721294

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>>3721277

Ah, the Captain. He finally stopped laughing

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)15:50:37 No.3721296

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)15:50:37 No.3721296

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3721294
You seem thoughtful Cap'n.

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)15:53:44 No.3721304

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)15:53:44 No.3721304

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3721294
Call the janitor to make sure Edwards cocpit is clean...he is to use ultraviolet light thing

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)15:55:28 No.3721307

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)15:55:28 No.3721307

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>>3721296
"Eh, just thinking about random things. Like what we're gonna do now. It's not that deep thinking, I assure you. This is just my default expression"

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/03/19(Sat)15:56:46 No.3721311

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/03/19(Sat)15:56:46 No.3721311

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3721307
How long have we been staying here?

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)15:57:26 No.3721313

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)15:57:26 No.3721313

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3721307
Sometimes I feel like I lost control of my life. But we should consider going after the next bounty

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)15:57:32 No.3721315

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)15:57:32 No.3721315

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3721307
Alright...what's next on the agenda?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)16:02:46 No.3721324

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)16:02:46 No.3721324

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>>3721313

"Yes. As if there are voices in your head. Dictating your every move...Anyway. We're done with this planet. Got new crewmen, resuplied.Time to leave."

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)16:04:53 No.3721329

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)16:04:53 No.3721329

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3721324
Letsa go! Meanwhile I shall wander about to make sure there are not more of them aliens 'round 'ere

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)16:06:45 No.3721333

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)16:06:45 No.3721333

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3721324
Wait, which bounty are we chasing this time

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)16:11:00 No.3721343

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)16:11:00 No.3721343

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>>3721329
"Alright. Good luck with that"

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)16:12:04 No.3721346

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)16:12:04 No.3721346

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3721343
And so we do...except not really as we hide in a box and eat our steak undisturbed by any veggie flinging ninjas

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)16:21:56 No.3721371

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)16:21:56 No.3721371

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>>3721346

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/03/19(Sat)16:23:20 No.3721374

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/03/19(Sat)16:23:20 No.3721374

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3721371
Mission Accomplished?

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)16:23:20 No.3721375

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)16:23:20 No.3721375

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3721371
Suddenly, a presence in the box

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)16:30:55 No.3721387

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)16:30:55 No.3721387

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>>3721374

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/03/19(Sat)16:32:40 No.3721391

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/03/19(Sat)16:32:40 No.3721391

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3721387
Oh shit, don't move!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)16:37:55 No.3721405

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)16:37:55 No.3721405

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>>3721391
Stay still. Now if nothing happens you and your steak will be safe from the veggie terror

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)16:39:52 No.3721412

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)16:39:52 No.3721412

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3721405
Absolutely still...UNTIL ALIEN INFILTRATOR INSIDE OUR BOX RUNS OFF WITH OUR STEAK!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)16:45:35 No.3721422

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)16:45:35 No.3721422

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>>3721412
OH SHJIT

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/03/19(Sat)16:49:07 No.3721428

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/03/19(Sat)16:49:07 No.3721428

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3721422
CHASE AFTER THAT ALIEN

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)16:54:02 No.3721441

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)16:54:02 No.3721441

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>>3721428

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)16:55:28 No.3721445

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)16:55:28 No.3721445

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3721441
BANGBANGBANG

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/03/19(Sat)16:55:57 No.3721447

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/03/19(Sat)16:55:57 No.3721447

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3721441
>>3721445

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)17:01:09 No.3721466

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)17:01:09 No.3721466

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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3721447
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)17:02:00 No.3721469

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)17:02:00 No.3721469

Rolled 56, 33 = 89 (2d100)

>>3721466
What in the goddamn

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/03/19(Sat)17:02:36 No.3721472

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/03/19(Sat)17:02:36 No.3721472

Rolled 36, 49 = 85 (2d100)

>>3721466
>>3721469
pard'ner we ain't rolling that high

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/03/19(Sat)17:04:12 No.3721477

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/03/19(Sat)17:04:12 No.3721477

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3721466
NOOOOO, OUR STEAK!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)17:14:53 No.3721510

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)17:14:53 No.3721510

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>>3721469

you missed all your shots.

The alien eats the steak mockingly amidst your hail of bullets

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)17:18:37 No.3721520

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)17:18:37 No.3721520

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3721510
Thank fuck we ordered those pizzas just in case this happened!
But while the alien is busy snacking Dai'si catches up with him

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/03/19(Sat)17:22:35 No.3721537

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/03/19(Sat)17:22:35 No.3721537

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3721510
>>3721520

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)17:25:47 No.3721549

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)17:25:47 No.3721549

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3721510
COWBOY RAGE

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)17:27:23 No.3721555

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)17:27:23 No.3721555

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>>3721537
But before Dai can catch up....it eats your pizza too

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)17:28:01 No.3721558

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)17:28:01 No.3721558

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3721555
>Tackle it

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)17:28:48 No.3721560

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)17:28:48 No.3721560

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3721555
The pizza was delivered to our room and there's 10 of them. There's no way he will eat them all before we put an end to him, it's not possible

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)17:32:20 No.3721573

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)17:32:20 No.3721573

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3721560
Roll 2d100 to see if it's possible

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)17:33:07 No.3721580

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)17:33:07 No.3721580

Rolled 77, 50 = 127 (2d100)

>>3721573
no its NOOOOOOT

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)17:38:11 No.3721600

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)17:38:11 No.3721600

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>>3721580
Yeah, you're right

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)17:39:30 No.3721604

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)17:39:30 No.3721604

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3721600
WHY!? WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS EATING MY FOOD!? FIRST CAKE, THEN STEAK AND NOW PIZZA!!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)17:45:33 No.3721619

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)17:45:33 No.3721619

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>>3721604
It doesn't answer. Perhaps it's to mock you. To make you feel helpless and pathetic against the seemingly endless onslaught of shit that is your life.

Or maybe because it's dead cuz Dai cut it in half.

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)17:46:29 No.3721621

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)17:46:29 No.3721621

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3721619
...this wouldn't have happened if you didn't fling the veggies in my mouth

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)17:46:30 No.3721622

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)17:46:30 No.3721622

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3721619
Thankfully we can eat our pizza now that Dai'si saved it

FusionSage (ID: n9vfvwLO)
08/03/19(Sat)17:50:15 No.3721635

FusionSage (ID: n9vfvwLO) 08/03/19(Sat)17:50:15 No.3721635

>>3721619
Eat the alien.

Eat

The Alien

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/03/19(Sat)17:50:42 No.3721636

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/03/19(Sat)17:50:42 No.3721636

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3721619
switch to bandit

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)17:53:49 No.3721647

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)17:53:49 No.3721647

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>>3721621
The alien corpse stays silent. As it did not fling any veggies into anybody's mouth.

Also because it's a corpse

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)17:55:12 No.3721653

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)17:55:12 No.3721653

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3721647
I mean you Dai...either way when are we arriving?

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)17:56:14 No.3721658

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)17:56:14 No.3721658

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3721647
Ask Dai'si if we arrived to our next destination yet

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)18:04:20 No.3721689

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)18:04:20 No.3721689

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>>3721658
Almost there, as soon as OP remembers which bounty are we heading for

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)18:05:24 No.3721693

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)18:05:24 No.3721693

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3721689
Uhhh...it was the not!ork I think

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)18:06:44 No.3721700

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)18:06:44 No.3721700

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>>3721693

Of course! IT's the legally distinct space orc!

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/03/19(Sat)18:08:13 No.3721706

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/03/19(Sat)18:08:13 No.3721706

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3721700
~~SURPRISE SUPLEX~~

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)18:14:56 No.3721730

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)18:14:56 No.3721730

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>>3721706
>>3721706

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/03/19(Sat)18:17:12 No.3721742

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/03/19(Sat)18:17:12 No.3721742

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3721730
Now when do we arrive?

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS)
08/03/19(Sat)18:22:09 No.3721766

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS) 08/03/19(Sat)18:22:09 No.3721766

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3721730
hey dai what is the meaning of life

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/03/19(Sat)18:26:22 No.3721786

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/03/19(Sat)18:26:22 No.3721786

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>>3721742
"Well you see, it's gonna be a.....18 hour wait. Since OP gotta go away now, due to unexplained faggot OP business. Check out ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~ for updates when the time comes"

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)13:13:45 No.3724045

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)13:13:45 No.3724045

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Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC)
08/04/19(Sun)13:15:11 No.3724050

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC) 08/04/19(Sun)13:15:11 No.3724050

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3724045
the robot will kill us all kill it

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)13:20:30 No.3724059

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)13:20:30 No.3724059

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>>3724050

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC)
08/04/19(Sun)13:23:07 No.3724063

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC) 08/04/19(Sun)13:23:07 No.3724063

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3724059
the universe is saved now back to the main story

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)13:32:22 No.3724081

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)13:32:22 No.3724081

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>>3724063
The Black Horse is in mid-warp. Hope nothing goes wronggg

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC)
08/04/19(Sun)13:37:11 No.3724090

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC) 08/04/19(Sun)13:37:11 No.3724090

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3724081
hey captain..... wanna play connect 4?

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)13:39:39 No.3724096

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)13:39:39 No.3724096

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3724081
Nothing goes wrong
EXCEPT THAT FIST IN YOUR FACE

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC)
08/04/19(Sun)13:40:36 No.3724103

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC) 08/04/19(Sun)13:40:36 No.3724103

>>3724096
daaaaayyyuuuumm

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)13:44:34 No.3724109

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)13:44:34 No.3724109

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>>3724096

GASP!

You are punched by a mysterious fist!

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)13:55:48 No.3724143

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)13:55:48 No.3724143

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3724109
Its yours

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC)
08/04/19(Sun)14:00:41 No.3724156

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC) 08/04/19(Sun)14:00:41 No.3724156

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3724109
ita mine from the future

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)14:01:04 No.3724157

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)14:01:04 No.3724157

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>>3724143
My god! It is!

Mystery solved

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC)
08/04/19(Sun)14:03:25 No.3724162

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC) 08/04/19(Sun)14:03:25 No.3724162

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3724157
wait the fist is talking

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)14:06:51 No.3724169

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)14:06:51 No.3724169

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>>3724162

"Foolish space cowboy. You have underestimated my power"

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC)
08/04/19(Sun)14:08:50 No.3724173

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC) 08/04/19(Sun)14:08:50 No.3724173

>>3724169
what do you want with me weird space hand?

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC)
08/04/19(Sun)14:09:43 No.3724174

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC) 08/04/19(Sun)14:09:43 No.3724174

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3724173
>>3724169

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)14:13:07 No.3724183

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)14:13:07 No.3724183

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>>3724174
"Give into the darkside of the fist. And lay down your guns. The only weapons you need are your hands"

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/04/19(Sun)14:14:50 No.3724186

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/04/19(Sun)14:14:50 No.3724186

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3724183
stop talking to ourselves and look up mech stuff

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)14:15:11 No.3724188

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)14:15:11 No.3724188

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3724183
Fat chance! And now the warp is complete, lets plan our attack on the ork

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC)
08/04/19(Sun)14:15:15 No.3724189

Anonymous (ID: IGMnaSYC) 08/04/19(Sun)14:15:15 No.3724189

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3724183
do so

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)14:19:07 No.3724193

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)14:19:07 No.3724193

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>>3724188

Sssssshhhhwwwwooooorrrp - Warp complete

"Ey, Fester. Time to plan our attack. You okay over there? Cliff says you've been talking to yourself during the trip"

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/04/19(Sun)14:20:17 No.3724196

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/04/19(Sun)14:20:17 No.3724196

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3724193
Nah, it was the warp
We'll be fine, I'm totally not talking to my hand

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)14:21:40 No.3724198

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)14:21:40 No.3724198

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3724193

"I'm completly fine Edward!" while talking with the hand.

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/04/19(Sun)14:25:18 No.3724203

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/04/19(Sun)14:25:18 No.3724203

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3724193
>>3724196

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)14:25:51 No.3724206

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)14:25:51 No.3724206

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>>3724198

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)14:27:07 No.3724208

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)14:27:07 No.3724208

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3724206
By the way another alien infiltrated your shit, you oughta do something about it

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/04/19(Sun)14:28:01 No.3724210

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/04/19(Sun)14:28:01 No.3724210

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3724206
>>3724208
We should look into getting tighter security for the ship

Anonymous (ID: Z6DuZubP)
08/04/19(Sun)14:29:42 No.3724216

Anonymous (ID: Z6DuZubP) 08/04/19(Sun)14:29:42 No.3724216

>>3724206
protect fester bandit

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)14:36:10 No.3724237

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)14:36:10 No.3724237

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>>3724210
"Indeed. I fucking hate those goddamn shapeshifters. No matter how tight you think your security is, they'll just transform into some retarded shape to squeeze through the gaps"

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/04/19(Sun)14:36:49 No.3724238

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/04/19(Sun)14:36:49 No.3724238

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3724237
are you sure you're not a shapeshifter yourself, edward??

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/04/19(Sun)14:40:50 No.3724241

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/04/19(Sun)14:40:50 No.3724241

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3724237
How retarded are we talking?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)14:44:14 No.3724248

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)14:44:14 No.3724248

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>>3724238
"Yes"

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/04/19(Sun)14:44:40 No.3724251

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/04/19(Sun)14:44:40 No.3724251

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3724248
OH FUCK SHOOT HIM

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)14:46:28 No.3724256

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)14:46:28 No.3724256

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3724248
Someone turn that light back on, you're obscuring Edward's face

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)14:48:57 No.3724263

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)14:48:57 No.3724263

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>>3724256
"Thanks, Heath"

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)14:50:14 No.3724270

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)14:50:14 No.3724270

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3724263
Okay. Lets go and kill that fuckin ork now

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)14:51:01 No.3724274

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)14:51:01 No.3724274

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3724263
Yeah I also have an idea to test all of our blood just in case...but either way lets get that green devil partner, yeeehaw!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)14:57:03 No.3724292

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)14:57:03 No.3724292

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>>3724274
"Does it involve some heated copper wires and a petri dish? In any case. This planet is the current location of the orc's ongoing rampage across this system. People around here put a price on his head so he'll stop this bullshit and they can go on with their lives"

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)14:59:32 No.3724298

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)14:59:32 No.3724298

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3724292
Any minions or special moves?

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/04/19(Sun)15:01:12 No.3724305

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/04/19(Sun)15:01:12 No.3724305

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3724292
>>3724298
I heard that he could jump really high.

Anonymous (ID: Z6DuZubP)
08/04/19(Sun)15:02:36 No.3724311

Anonymous (ID: Z6DuZubP) 08/04/19(Sun)15:02:36 No.3724311

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3724292
bandit what is he up too

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)15:05:12 No.3724317

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)15:05:12 No.3724317

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>>3724298
"Reports say he does it alone. Even fought off a couple of space police patrols and squads. Apparently he made whatever that is he's piloting from stolen space military tech. Which gave him an edge over regular ol' space police forces....and the local populace too, naturally"

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/04/19(Sun)15:08:13 No.3724326

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/04/19(Sun)15:08:13 No.3724326

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3724317
Do you think we could take him?

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)15:08:16 No.3724327

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)15:08:16 No.3724327

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3724317
Send our stealthy boys on sabotage mission

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)15:16:49 No.3724341

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)15:16:49 No.3724341

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>>3724327
"Alright who among you is the stealthiest?"

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/04/19(Sun)15:17:56 No.3724346

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/04/19(Sun)15:17:56 No.3724346

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3724327
Dai'si, Edward, you dummy.

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)15:18:16 No.3724347

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)15:18:16 No.3724347

>>3724341
~~Dai'si~~ Bandit, no one suspects a dog

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)15:19:43 No.3724350

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)15:19:43 No.3724350

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3724347
Even me

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/04/19(Sun)15:20:14 No.3724353

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/04/19(Sun)15:20:14 No.3724353

>>3724347
Oh shit, nigger. What are you doing?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)15:25:01 No.3724357

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)15:25:01 No.3724357

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>>3724347
"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT FESTER! WE GOT 2 BOUNTY HUNTERS, A MECH PILOTING VIGILANTE AND A CYBORG NINJA! OF COURSE THE FUCKING DOG WOULD BE THE PERFECT CHOICE!"

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/04/19(Sun)15:25:41 No.3724359

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/04/19(Sun)15:25:41 No.3724359

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3724357
LET'S GO BANDIT
BANDIT QUEST

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)15:28:54 No.3724366

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)15:28:54 No.3724366

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3724357
Send the ninja and bounty duo

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/04/19(Sun)15:29:11 No.3724368

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/04/19(Sun)15:29:11 No.3724368

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3724357
No. Dai'Si

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)15:32:30 No.3724376

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)15:32:30 No.3724376

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>>3724366
"OH WHAT'S THAT FESTER? YOU WANNA SEND ACTUAL PEOPLE THAT CAN SNEAK AND SABOTAGE ON THE MISSION INSTEAD OF THE DOG? OH WOW! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED, HUH"

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)15:33:44 No.3724379

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)15:33:44 No.3724379

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3724376
Y-yes, please stop screaming I just wanted to be funny

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/04/19(Sun)15:34:56 No.3724382

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/04/19(Sun)15:34:56 No.3724382

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3724376
Slap Edward while Dai'Si goes. He should be well aware of our multiple stupid anon --Imean-- personality disorder.

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)15:36:14 No.3724385

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)15:36:14 No.3724385

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3724376

Actually that is Dai-Si who disguise as Bandit.

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/04/19(Sun)15:43:09 No.3724397

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/04/19(Sun)15:43:09 No.3724397

>>3724385
Dai'Si is not retarded.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)15:43:58 No.3724399

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)15:43:58 No.3724399

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>>3724379
"Anyway. We have no idea where this asshole bases himself out of to sabotage him. So this is what we'll do. We'll interrupt his rampage and fight him. Preferably, we'll distract him enough for the stealth team to sabotage him on the spot and scoop up the win. If that fails, then we'll fight to cause him to retreat, the stealth team can then track him down to his secret hideout and sabotage the mech there"

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/04/19(Sun)15:46:15 No.3724401

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/04/19(Sun)15:46:15 No.3724401

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3724399
Okay, though it's word he doesn't have any minions.

Anonymous (ID: Z6DuZubP)
08/04/19(Sun)15:49:20 No.3724406

Anonymous (ID: Z6DuZubP) 08/04/19(Sun)15:49:20 No.3724406

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3724399
send the children

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)15:51:31 No.3724408

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)15:51:31 No.3724408

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>>3724406
"Children? What children?"

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)15:52:23 No.3724409

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)15:52:23 No.3724409

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3724408
Children?

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)15:53:09 No.3724410

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)15:53:09 No.3724410

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3724408
Sorry its my mental disorder again, I really should check my head next time we're at the station.
What were you saying?

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/04/19(Sun)15:53:25 No.3724411

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/04/19(Sun)15:53:25 No.3724411

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3724408
Ignore that anon. Let's go.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)15:58:58 No.3724422

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)15:58:58 No.3724422

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>>3724410
"Anyway, in our crew we have 3 mech pilots, you, Jester, and me. So any of us could go down and distract this asshole. Or any 2 man combo. Or all 3."

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/04/19(Sun)16:00:39 No.3724425

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/04/19(Sun)16:00:39 No.3724425

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3724422
Do we know anything about his "mech"?

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)16:00:50 No.3724426

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)16:00:50 No.3724426

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3724422
If all three are coming then why not just kill him there?

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/04/19(Sun)16:01:43 No.3724431

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/04/19(Sun)16:01:43 No.3724431

>>3724422
>>3724425
I mean, anything that would help us decide the best people to deploy.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)16:10:09 No.3724443

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)16:10:09 No.3724443

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>>3724425
"Its primary means of dealing damage is its two weapon arms, one's a giant hammer and one's a giant gatling gun. Aside from that it has a thick layer of armor and a bunch of missile launchers on its back for fire support. Kinda slow, until it activates its back boosters and charges through anything in its way. Aside from that, seems like it doesn't have any hands, so it probably can't do grappling moves"

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)16:14:44 No.3724450

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)16:14:44 No.3724450

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3724443
I'll do the distracting. We can start now

Anonymous (ID: eLFCYm3i)
08/04/19(Sun)16:17:21 No.3724452

Anonymous (ID: eLFCYm3i) 08/04/19(Sun)16:17:21 No.3724452

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3724443
Jester and I can handle it.

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)16:17:32 No.3724453

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)16:17:32 No.3724453

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3724443
Jester and I can handle it.

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)16:19:05 No.3724457

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)16:19:05 No.3724457

>>3724452
>>3724453
The fuck happened there?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)16:21:10 No.3724461

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)16:21:10 No.3724461

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>>3724450
"Alright. If we follow the sound of exploding colonies, we'll find him"

*a colony exploding*

"There it is"

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)16:21:15 No.3724462

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)16:21:15 No.3724462

>>3724457

Maybe your long lost twins or soulmate or just being newtype?

Anonymous (ID: Z6DuZubP)
08/04/19(Sun)16:23:04 No.3724475

Anonymous (ID: Z6DuZubP) 08/04/19(Sun)16:23:04 No.3724475

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3724461
plan has failed go in guns a blaizen

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)16:24:00 No.3724477

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)16:24:00 No.3724477

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3724461
Ignore >>3724475, he's being retarded.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)16:26:12 No.3724481

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)16:26:12 No.3724481

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>>3724475
"The fuck you talking about"

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)16:27:43 No.3724486

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)16:27:43 No.3724486

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3724481
Ignore him, he's being retarded. Let's go.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)16:34:16 No.3724506

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)16:34:16 No.3724506

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>>3724486
Marshal deployed

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)16:39:11 No.3724525

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)16:39:11 No.3724525

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3724506
YOU STINK ORK!!!
shoot him

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)16:39:39 No.3724526

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)16:39:39 No.3724526

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3724506

Deploy Pirate Cannon 1 and 2.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)16:43:49 No.3724537

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)16:43:49 No.3724537

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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3724525
This should get his attention.

Roll 2d100

You get a +20 back attack bonus

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)16:44:44 No.3724543

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)16:44:44 No.3724543

Rolled 97, 68 = 165 (2d100)

>>3724537

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)16:45:09 No.3724544

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)16:45:09 No.3724544

Rolled 57, 89 = 146 (2d100)

>>3724537

Aim for the gun arm.

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)16:51:51 No.3724562

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)16:51:51 No.3724562

>>3724544
Shit, we should've done that.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)16:53:43 No.3724568

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)16:53:43 No.3724568

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3724543
It's a hit! You got his attention! Your sneak attack also managed to hit and disable his missiles' targeting system.He won't be using that for a while. So he opted to use his gatling arm instead, roll 2d100!

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)16:55:32 No.3724570

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)16:55:32 No.3724570

Rolled 50, 65 = 115 (2d100)

>>3724568
Darn

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)16:56:00 No.3724573

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)16:56:00 No.3724573

Rolled 10, 74 = 84 (2d100)

>>3724568

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)16:57:09 No.3724575

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)16:57:09 No.3724575

Whoever opted to go alone is a retard.

>>3724450
It was you. Thanks for sending our squishy selves out alone.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)17:01:44 No.3724591

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)17:01:44 No.3724591

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>>3724570
Oh. Oh geez. Oh that's bad.

"Fester! You okay down there? I already sent the sabotage team down there, can you hold out until they're done?"

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:03:14 No.3724592

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:03:14 No.3724592

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3724591
Maybe send Jester out? Some idiot in my head forgot that we're as durable as wet paper.

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)17:04:23 No.3724595

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)17:04:23 No.3724595

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3724591
Charge him to attack him with fists

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)17:13:27 No.3724610

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)17:13:27 No.3724610

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3724591

Pull out the Coffin to shield from shoots

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)17:15:23 No.3724615

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)17:15:23 No.3724615

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>>3724592

Jester jumping in!

Now...roll 2d100 to see how long will you need to stall before the sabotage team fuck up the orc's mech internal systems

First roll, pickings
Second roll will determine how long:
90-100: 1 more turn
70-89: 2 more turns
40-69: 3 more turns
10-39: 4 more turns
1-9: 5 more turns

Note: a "turn" counts when you make an attack and he makes a counter attack

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:16:16 No.3724619

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:16:16 No.3724619

Rolled 65, 98 = 163 (2d100)

>>3724615

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)17:16:32 No.3724620

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)17:16:32 No.3724620

Rolled 21, 93 = 114 (2d100)

>>3724615

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:20:41 No.3724630

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:20:41 No.3724630

>>3724619
Wow, she works fast.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)17:23:44 No.3724638

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)17:23:44 No.3724638

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>>3724619
"Well these stuff looks important"

"Better start chopping then"

This team works fast

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:24:49 No.3724639

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:24:49 No.3724639

>>3724638
Does Jester know Guard? Can he cover us?

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)17:25:34 No.3724643

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)17:25:34 No.3724643

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3724638
Blindfire at the ork while strategically repositioning ourselves backwards

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:28:53 No.3724648

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:28:53 No.3724648

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3724638
Focus+Alert with our rifle.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)17:31:59 No.3724654

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)17:31:59 No.3724654

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3724643
Roll 2d100!

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)17:32:15 No.3724655

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)17:32:15 No.3724655

Rolled 10, 56 = 66 (2d100)

>>3724654

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)17:33:33 No.3724659

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)17:33:33 No.3724659

Rolled 16, 6 = 22 (2d100)

>>3724654
Darn 2.0

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:34:24 No.3724661

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:34:24 No.3724661

Rolled 81, 63 = 144 (2d100)

>>3724654
Of course.

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)17:36:45 No.3724664

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)17:36:45 No.3724664

Rolled 20, 36 = 56 (2d100)

>>3724654

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)17:39:10 No.3724671

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)17:39:10 No.3724671

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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3724661
The Marshal crashed into a small mountain and your retreat is halted! Seeing this, the orc will activate his boosters and slam into your stunned ass and get out of Jester's melee range

Roll 2d200

You have a -15 due to smacking into a mountain

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)17:40:25 No.3724674

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)17:40:25 No.3724674

Rolled 85, 87 = 172 (2d100)

>>3724671

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)17:40:25 No.3724675

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)17:40:25 No.3724675

Rolled 21, 16 = 37 (2d100)

>>3724671
the mountain is sentient

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:41:04 No.3724676

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:41:04 No.3724676

Rolled 96, 39 = 135 (2d100)

>>3724671

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)17:41:41 No.3724678

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)17:41:41 No.3724678

>>3724676
you fucked us

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:42:23 No.3724681

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:42:23 No.3724681

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>>3724676
OF COURSE! WE'RE FUCKING DEAD!

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)17:42:34 No.3724682

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)17:42:34 No.3724682

>>3724676
Congratulations FOOL
ur an absolute disgrace.
fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:43:34 No.3724687

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:43:34 No.3724687

>>3724678
>>3724682
MAYBE IF WE CHOSE TO ALERT, WHICH IS A FREE FUCKING DODGE, THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAD THE POSSIBILITY OF HAPPENING IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)17:43:55 No.3724689

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)17:43:55 No.3724689

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3724681
its your fault you fuck
roll to kirr

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)17:44:56 No.3724692

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)17:44:56 No.3724692

>>3724687
if you didn't roll periord we wouldnt have this problem

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)17:45:13 No.3724695

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>>3724676
And so Fester has died. OP will now play a mournful funeral dirge on a kazoo to honor his memory

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:45:32 No.3724698

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:45:32 No.3724698

>>3724689
No u, I actually chose to Alert. You fuck.

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)17:46:10 No.3724701

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)17:46:10 No.3724701

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3724695
Lock-in Fester's death. We have to acknowledge our failures and carry on

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)17:46:55 No.3724702

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)17:46:55 No.3724702

>>3724698
no you rolled a bad roll that killed us. you failed us

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)17:47:12 No.3724703

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)17:47:12 No.3724703

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3724695
Reload last save

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)17:47:56 No.3724708

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)17:47:56 No.3724708

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3724695
save fester with berserker modo

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:52:10 No.3724719

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:52:10 No.3724719

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3724695
Rolling to Load Save

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)17:52:47 No.3724721

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)17:52:47 No.3724721

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>>3724701
The player-controlled character is now....Edward Roberts. Space Pirate.

Oh damn, Fester didn't get out of that in time. He got slammed right through that mountain, the Marshal's looking real bad. Better call him in......yo he ain't responding

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)17:54:10 No.3724727

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)17:54:10 No.3724727

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3724721
This isn't funny.

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)17:55:05 No.3724729

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)17:55:05 No.3724729

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3724721
Send Jester down there to help him quickly

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)17:58:56 No.3724735

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)17:58:56 No.3724735

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3724721
send bandit to save fester

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)18:00:31 No.3724738

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)18:00:31 No.3724738

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>>3724729
Yes, it's time to launch JEster! Oh waitasec. He's already down there.

"Captain, sabotage successful. We have fucked up the mech's internal systems" Dai's team calls in

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)18:01:19 No.3724743

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)18:01:19 No.3724743

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3724738
send in bandit
he can fix everything

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)18:01:40 No.3724745

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)18:01:40 No.3724745

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3724738
Proceed and take him out, we need to bail Fester get away from there

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)18:02:17 No.3724746

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)18:02:17 No.3724746

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3724738
Go down by yourself and Jester, no one is killing your buddy other than you when covering your tracks!

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/04/19(Sun)18:11:41 No.3724769

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/04/19(Sun)18:11:41 No.3724769

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3724738
>>3724746
Yeah, you haven't finished writing your prerecorded speech yet on how everything was his idea

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)18:11:54 No.3724770

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)18:11:54 No.3724770

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>>3724746
Edward, on the field!

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)18:12:14 No.3724776

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)18:12:14 No.3724776

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3724770
Edward now charges

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)18:12:49 No.3724777

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)18:12:49 No.3724777

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3724770
Get to Fester.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)18:20:25 No.3724797

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)18:20:25 No.3724797

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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3724776
Roll 2d100!

The Orc has a -25 due to sabotage

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)18:21:18 No.3724804

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)18:21:18 No.3724804

Rolled 82, 32 = 114 (2d100)

>>3724797

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)18:21:23 No.3724805

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)18:21:23 No.3724805

Rolled 80, 81 = 161 (2d100)

>>3724797

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)18:32:21 No.3724841

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)18:32:21 No.3724841

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>>3724804

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)18:33:17 No.3724843

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)18:33:17 No.3724843

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3724841
KEEHAUL

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)18:33:39 No.3724844

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)18:33:39 No.3724844

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3724841
bandit recover marshal!

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)18:33:42 No.3724846

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)18:33:42 No.3724846

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3724841
tear the pilot straight out of the ship

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)18:33:50 No.3724847

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)18:33:50 No.3724847

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3724841
Use cutlass to penetrate the pilots chamber killing that fucker.
+20 bonus for Edwards rage for what happened to Fester

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)18:41:14 No.3724860

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>>3724844

Good thing you taught the dog how to use the tractor beam

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)18:42:47 No.3724864

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)18:42:47 No.3724864

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3724860
he is a good boy

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)18:43:01 No.3724865

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)18:43:01 No.3724865

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3724860
Rip the pilot out of the mech

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)18:43:20 No.3724866

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)18:43:20 No.3724866

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3724860
>>3724846

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)18:43:32 No.3724867

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)18:43:32 No.3724867

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3724860
>>3724847

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)18:53:12 No.3724876

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)18:53:12 No.3724876

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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3724867
Roll 2D100!

+20 You
-25 that asshole

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)18:54:16 No.3724878

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)18:54:16 No.3724878

Rolled 52, 45 = 97 (2d100)

>>3724876

Admiral Grondos (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)18:54:37 No.3724879

Admiral Grondos (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)18:54:37 No.3724879

Rolled 63, 82 = 145 (2d100)

>>3724876
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)18:55:31 No.3724881

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)18:55:31 No.3724881

Rolled 23, 5 = 28 (2d100)

>>3724876
yaaarrrrgggghhhh

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)19:04:20 No.3724894

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)19:04:20 No.3724894

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>>3724879

DEAD

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)19:05:08 No.3724895

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)19:05:08 No.3724895

>>3724894
Now check on Fester

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)19:05:37 No.3724896

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)19:05:37 No.3724896

>>3724894
Time to check on Fester.

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)19:06:46 No.3724901

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)19:06:46 No.3724901

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3724895

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)19:07:49 No.3724902

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)19:07:49 No.3724902

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3724894
fester talks to his hand again

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)19:10:50 No.3724914

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)19:10:50 No.3724914

>>3724902
Fester is fucking dead, anon.
>>3724701

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)19:11:50 No.3724917

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)19:11:50 No.3724917

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3724902
>>3724894
Dai got to fester with his nanomedbots so he's kinda fine
Kinda

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)19:15:11 No.3724926

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)19:15:11 No.3724926

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>>3724902
"So how bad was it Dai?"

"Pretty bad, Ed. His last words were some insane ramblings about his hand or something"

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)19:16:58 No.3724931

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)19:16:58 No.3724931

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3724926
Will he live and why is your mask different again?

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)19:18:06 No.3724933

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)19:18:06 No.3724933

>>3724932
Nevermind, not yet.

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)19:20:29 No.3724937

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)19:20:29 No.3724937

>>3724931
>"Pretty bad, Ed. His last words were some insane ramblings about his hand or something"

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)19:21:06 No.3724939

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)19:21:06 No.3724939

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3724926
Can we save him? Do we have the technology?

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)19:21:06 No.3724940

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)19:21:06 No.3724940

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3724926
now he is talking to space jews in his teeth

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/04/19(Sun)19:21:09 No.3724941

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/04/19(Sun)19:21:09 No.3724941

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3724926
shave his beard

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)19:21:33 No.3724942

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)19:21:33 No.3724942

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3724931
Fester was supposed to be the retard. Edward was the straight man.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)19:21:58 No.3724944

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)19:21:58 No.3724944

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>>3724932
"Who said that?"

"Who said what?"

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)19:22:57 No.3724946

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)19:22:57 No.3724946

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3724940
>>3724944
and
>>3724939

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)19:23:21 No.3724947

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)19:23:21 No.3724947

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3724944
So is he "dead" dead? Like, 100(one hundred)% dead?

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)19:23:29 No.3724948

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)19:23:29 No.3724948

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3724944
What? So is he dead or no?

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/04/19(Sun)19:24:17 No.3724950

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/04/19(Sun)19:24:17 No.3724950

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3724944
No... it can't be... is our childhood friend truly dead?

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)19:24:57 No.3724951

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)19:24:57 No.3724951

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3724939
>>3724944

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)19:27:01 No.3724953

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)19:27:01 No.3724953

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>>3724948
"Well, Dai?"

"Machines are not showing any vital signs, Ed. He's dead"

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)19:27:47 No.3724954

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)19:27:47 No.3724954

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3724953
Time to mourn.

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)19:28:43 No.3724956

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)19:28:43 No.3724956

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3724953
bring him back with science

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)19:29:23 No.3724957

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)19:29:23 No.3724957

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3724953
Buy the ressurection did on the Black Market

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)19:29:57 No.3724961

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)19:29:57 No.3724961

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3724953

The very sad Bandit inject Fester with (untested) nano-nites at hope of reviving him...

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)19:30:20 No.3724963

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)19:30:20 No.3724963

>>3724956
>>3724957
>disrespecting our friends memory by reanimating his corpse

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)19:31:42 No.3724965

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)19:31:42 No.3724965

>>3724963
you killed him and fuck that drag his soul back

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)19:34:25 No.3724970

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)19:34:25 No.3724970

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>>3724956
"Hmmm. Should I desecrate the corpse of my dear friend by shoving it full of untested nanomachines and hope for the best?"

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)19:35:42 No.3724971

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)19:35:42 No.3724971

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3724970
...YES!
thats how i wanna go and brought back.

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)19:36:21 No.3724972

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)19:36:21 No.3724972

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3724970
Nah, nigger, just reload.

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)19:36:35 No.3724973

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)19:36:35 No.3724973

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3724970

Bandit cry at front of Fester's corpse until Edward finally decided to revive him.

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/04/19(Sun)19:37:52 No.3724978

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/04/19(Sun)19:37:52 No.3724978

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3724970
Its been what, 5 or 10 minutes? Did anyone even tried to do some CPR or anything? Fucking incompetent

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)19:41:50 No.3724981

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)19:41:50 No.3724981

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>>3724971
"Really? That's how you wanna go? You're a weird guy, anon"

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)19:43:41 No.3724984

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)19:43:41 No.3724984

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3724981
am i weird or am i just giveing us a chance to do some character recreation to a new radical Fester 2.0

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/04/19(Sun)19:45:27 No.3724987

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/04/19(Sun)19:45:27 No.3724987

~~>inb4 it fails~~

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)19:45:28 No.3724988

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)19:45:28 No.3724988

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3724981

The Terminator Fester is back.

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)19:45:36 No.3724990

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)19:45:36 No.3724990

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3724981
Its either that or you are stuck with us for eternity

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)19:49:18 No.3724995

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)19:49:18 No.3724995

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>>3724990
Edward gets...A SUDDEN REVELATION

Fester was keeping all these fags inside his head. If he dies then these homos will be free to spread their fuckery across the universe.

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)19:51:03 No.3724998

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)19:51:03 No.3724998

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3724995
Raise your fist Edward, its time to start the day

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)19:52:19 No.3725000

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)19:52:19 No.3725000

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3724995

Edward wake up and see Fester full alive but... he look bigger and muscular than before.

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)19:52:44 No.3725002

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)19:52:44 No.3725002

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3724995
better get to work then

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)19:52:55 No.3725003

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)19:52:55 No.3725003

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3724995
Load Prompt shows up.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)19:58:50 No.3725013

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)19:58:50 No.3725013

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>>3725002
Indeed. Time to get to work....The work of collecting the bounty. Fester's corpse can be put into cold storage for now.

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)19:59:47 No.3725015

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)19:59:47 No.3725015

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3725013
Punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)20:00:27 No.3725016

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)20:00:27 No.3725016

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3725013
if you do tthat a goop alien will reanimate his corps for more faggotry

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)20:01:32 No.3725017

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)20:01:32 No.3725017

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3725013

Fester appear behind Edward and point out that corpse is actually a clone.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)20:06:57 No.3725025

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)20:06:57 No.3725025

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>>3725015
"Punching myself in the face? A strange thing to think of. Better ignore it"

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)20:08:45 No.3725029

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)20:08:45 No.3725029

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3725025
Do it

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)20:09:09 No.3725030

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)20:09:09 No.3725030

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3725025

The cold storage suddently make sound as if somebody punching on their face.

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)20:09:38 No.3725031

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)20:09:38 No.3725031

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3725025
rip off own dick and eat it

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)20:10:40 No.3725032

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)20:10:40 No.3725032

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3725025
>>3725030
Edward is not the retard character. Stop trying to be retarded with him.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)20:11:48 No.3725036

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)20:11:48 No.3725036

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>>3725031

"You're a pretty weird guy, anon. I wish you the best in life and hope you get your issues resolved. Goodbye"

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)20:12:37 No.3725038

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)20:12:37 No.3725038

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3725036
how are the others taking this btw

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)20:13:12 No.3725041

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)20:13:12 No.3725041

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3725036
Were always with you Edwards until our old vessel is restored, now get dosh from the bounty, woooo

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/04/19(Sun)20:14:11 No.3725044

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/04/19(Sun)20:14:11 No.3725044

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3725036

Bandit look very sad until he got determination to revive Fester back to life!

>>3725032
Actually I don't aim at Edward but rather somebody else...

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)20:15:09 No.3725046

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)20:15:09 No.3725046

>>3725044 (checked)
Oh no, I was trying to support your roll.

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX)
08/04/19(Sun)20:16:37 No.3725049

Anonymous (ID: RT3gwpOX) 08/04/19(Sun)20:16:37 No.3725049

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3725036
dont fight it! i am in your heaaaaad edwaaaarrrd

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)20:17:14 No.3725053

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)20:17:14 No.3725053

>>3725044
I just don't understand why they're trying to make the straight man act retarded.

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)20:18:18 No.3725056

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)20:18:18 No.3725056

>>3725053
Comedy

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)20:21:05 No.3725062

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)20:21:05 No.3725062

>>3725056
But Ed's more black comedy, not slapstick.

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)20:22:06 No.3725067

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)20:22:06 No.3725067

>>3725062
That's black comedy, ghosts of his dead friend driving him insane

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)20:24:10 No.3725074

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)20:24:10 No.3725074

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>>3725041
bwoop

"Captain. The funds' been transferred. The system thanks the crew for getting rid of their green--skinned annoyance"

"Good. Now maybe I can finally pay off my phone bill. Still hasn't find out why it got so high"

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)20:26:46 No.3725079

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)20:26:46 No.3725079

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3725074
How's Dai'Si taking Fester's death, btw? I doubt the others really care as much outside of Bandit.

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/04/19(Sun)20:26:58 No.3725080

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/04/19(Sun)20:26:58 No.3725080

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3725074
Pay it

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)20:30:57 No.3725086

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)20:30:57 No.3725086

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>>3725080
Pwoop

"Phone bill payment complete, Captain"

"Thank you, computer."

Now, what's our next move

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/04/19(Sun)20:33:32 No.3725090

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/04/19(Sun)20:33:32 No.3725090

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3725086
talk to girlfriend

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)20:34:47 No.3725091

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)20:34:47 No.3725091

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3725086
Check on Dai'Si.

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/04/19(Sun)20:37:50 No.3725098

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/04/19(Sun)20:37:50 No.3725098

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3725086
Fall on the ground crying about our best friends death?

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)20:38:42 No.3725100

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)20:38:42 No.3725100

>>3725098
This works too.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)20:41:42 No.3725109

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)20:41:42 No.3725109

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>>3725090
Sadly you don't have a current girlfriend right now. How unfortunate. Perhaps these last few missions has been tough on the crew. Liberated a city from evil robots. Collected another bounty. Fester's death. Maybe you should dock at a space pirate station to wind down.

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)20:43:10 No.3725113

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)20:43:10 No.3725113

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3725109
And by wind down you mean drink the images of your best friend's cadaver out of your mind, Edward?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)20:47:51 No.3725121

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)20:47:51 No.3725121

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>>3725113
"Yeah, that works. Computer, set a course to the nearest source of alcohol"

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)20:49:29 No.3725123

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)20:49:29 No.3725123

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3725121
While we're waiting, how's everybody else talking this?

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)20:52:06 No.3725128

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)20:52:06 No.3725128

>>3725123
*taking

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)20:57:00 No.3725134

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)20:57:00 No.3725134

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>>3725123
Heath and Cliff the bounty hunters: Somewhat indifference. Didn't know Fester that well, knows why people may feel down, but don't let that affect them.
Mechanic and Jester: Kinda bummed out. The Mechanic liked the Marshal. While Jester still thinks of Fester as a heroic merc out to right the wrongs of the galaxy. For money.
Dai: Has moved back to quarters to meditate on the matter
Bandit: Nobody told him anything yet so is currently kinda confused
Janitor: no comment, he endeavors to be neutral to al proceedings

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/04/19(Sun)20:59:01 No.3725137

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/04/19(Sun)20:59:01 No.3725137

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3725134
What are Edward's feelings on this?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)21:02:21 No.3725139

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)21:02:21 No.3725139

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>>3725137
Edward: Needs a drink

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)21:03:32 No.3725141

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)21:03:32 No.3725141

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3725139
Let's get that drink at the pirate station, which happened to be the nearest source of alcohol.

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/04/19(Sun)21:04:05 No.3725142

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/04/19(Sun)21:04:05 No.3725142

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3725139
Oh well, revivification services comes later, let's get a drink and hope not to be attack by pirates.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)21:06:29 No.3725145

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)21:06:29 No.3725145

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>>3725142
Of course. The Black HOrse will dock at the nearest pirate station. And now we have OP's thoughts on the matter:

OP: Needs to suspend thread due to the calling of the communist overlords. Will resume later. Updates r here:https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv)
08/04/19(Sun)21:06:59 No.3725146

Anonymous (ID: Xx8OePXv) 08/04/19(Sun)21:06:59 No.3725146

>>3725142
Woe be to those pirates.

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/04/19(Sun)21:08:47 No.3725147

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/04/19(Sun)21:08:47 No.3725147

>>3725145
this might not have happened if it weren't for >>3724701

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/04/19(Sun)21:09:59 No.3725149

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/04/19(Sun)21:09:59 No.3725149

>>3725147
No I'm pretty sure communist overlords woulda call me in either way

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/04/19(Sun)21:11:35 No.3725152

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/04/19(Sun)21:11:35 No.3725152

>>3725149
I mean the death

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/05/19(Mon)01:15:01 No.3725515

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/05/19(Mon)01:15:01 No.3725515

>>3725147
Hell yeah

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/05/19(Mon)04:18:45 No.3725635

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/05/19(Mon)04:18:45 No.3725635

Rolled 40, 33 = 73 (2d100)

>>3725145
this is to see if we need to roll to get fester alive through nanomachines

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/05/19(Mon)08:23:45 No.3725803

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/05/19(Mon)08:23:45 No.3725803

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3725635

Anonymous (ID: 27TyCUSf)
08/05/19(Mon)10:46:57 No.3725922

Anonymous (ID: 27TyCUSf) 08/05/19(Mon)10:46:57 No.3725922

What the fuck happened you faggots
Why is Fester fucking ded

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/05/19(Mon)11:30:24 No.3725959

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/05/19(Mon)11:30:24 No.3725959

>>3725922
He is dead, I killed him
t. Anon

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/05/19(Mon)12:03:39 No.3725990

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/05/19(Mon)12:03:39 No.3725990

>>3725922
>>3725959

He is not dead... he is just resting...

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/05/19(Mon)12:07:24 No.3725995

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/05/19(Mon)12:07:24 No.3725995

I swear if we aint gonna full cyberpunk or full occult I'm gonna report yall to the authorities

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/05/19(Mon)12:10:54 No.3725998

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/05/19(Mon)12:10:54 No.3725998

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3725515
>>3725959
time for lynch mob

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH)
08/05/19(Mon)17:57:47 No.3726561

Anonymous (ID: 3RyTRiCH) 08/05/19(Mon)17:57:47 No.3726561

>>3725959
What a fag you are, changing a perfect vessel for shenanigans for Edward, do you know how long its gonna take to drive him insane?
Lets hope nanobot zombie raising works

Anonymous (ID: oU8uVYYq)
08/06/19(Tue)00:55:46 No.3727327

Anonymous (ID: oU8uVYYq) 08/06/19(Tue)00:55:46 No.3727327

>>3726561
We should go for resurrection first chance we get

Anonymous (ID: oU8uVYYq)
08/06/19(Tue)00:56:49 No.3727330

Anonymous (ID: oU8uVYYq) 08/06/19(Tue)00:56:49 No.3727330

>>3725998
Yes

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)13:33:21 No.3727970

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)13:33:21 No.3727970

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Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)13:35:40 No.3727974

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)13:35:40 No.3727974

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3727970
Fester has a twitch that makes his fist connect to his face
Even tho he's dead

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/06/19(Tue)13:38:04 No.3727976

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/06/19(Tue)13:38:04 No.3727976

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3727970

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)13:42:31 No.3727980

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)13:42:31 No.3727980

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>>3727976
No no, you stay down there

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)13:44:15 No.3727982

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)13:44:15 No.3727982

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3727980
>>3727974

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)13:47:51 No.3727985

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)13:47:51 No.3727985

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>>3727982

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)13:51:18 No.3727989

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)13:51:18 No.3727989

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3727985
Back to Edward planning Festers comeback
~~by drinking~~

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)14:00:42 No.3728011

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)14:00:42 No.3728011

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>>3727989
"So cap'n. What are we gonna do about Fester?"

"I'm working on it"

"By drinking?"

"It's my thinking juice"

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/06/19(Tue)14:02:35 No.3728016

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/06/19(Tue)14:02:35 No.3728016

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3728011

Bandit are mixing cocktails for Edward.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)14:06:09 No.3728024

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)14:06:09 No.3728024

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>>3728016
"Also why is the dog the one making the drinks"

"I taught him. A real useful boy, that one"

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)14:12:03 No.3728034

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)14:12:03 No.3728034

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3728024
Maybe DaiSi has some contacts with some mad mech doctors that can rebuild Fester?

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/06/19(Tue)14:15:22 No.3728039

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/06/19(Tue)14:15:22 No.3728039

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3728024
actually unknown to edward bandit has a successful bar on old earth

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)14:16:10 No.3728041

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)14:16:10 No.3728041

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>>3728034
"I mean yeah. I gotta become a cyborg somehow. BUt when I did it I was still alive"

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/06/19(Tue)14:17:11 No.3728045

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/06/19(Tue)14:17:11 No.3728045

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3728041
alive or dead it doesnt matter to the nano machines.

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)14:17:48 No.3728049

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)14:17:48 No.3728049

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3728041
Well do you know for sure if that guy cant make a cyborg out of recently deceased and put in stasis pod cowboy?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)14:24:03 No.3728064

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)14:24:03 No.3728064

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>>3728045
"Thanks for the input. anon"

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)14:25:11 No.3728067

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)14:25:11 No.3728067

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3728064
Promote Bandit to Bartender

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/06/19(Tue)14:25:21 No.3728068

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/06/19(Tue)14:25:21 No.3728068

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3728064
on another note, have you punched your self in the face recently? better do it edward.

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/06/19(Tue)14:25:29 No.3728069

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/06/19(Tue)14:25:29 No.3728069

>>3728064
We could also try space magic.

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)14:26:13 No.3728072

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)14:26:13 No.3728072

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3728049
>>3728064

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/06/19(Tue)14:26:34 No.3728073

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/06/19(Tue)14:26:34 No.3728073

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3728064
>>3728069

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS)
08/06/19(Tue)14:28:40 No.3728076

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS) 08/06/19(Tue)14:28:40 No.3728076

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3728064
we could always look up rumors of revivication

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)14:32:28 No.3728083

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)14:32:28 No.3728083

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>>3728072
"...hmmm. Not sure. He does handle plenty of near dead cases, but never heard of a full-on cadaver being cyborg-ized"

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)14:34:05 No.3728085

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)14:34:05 No.3728085

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3728083
Eh, Fester never had much of a brain to begin with, so a braindead cyborg would actually still be better.

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/06/19(Tue)14:35:09 No.3728086

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/06/19(Tue)14:35:09 No.3728086

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3728083
Any other methods you guys know about? Ones that make sure Fester stays sapient?

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/06/19(Tue)14:36:23 No.3728088

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/06/19(Tue)14:36:23 No.3728088

>>3728085
>disrespecting Fester
>as Edward
Nigger.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)14:43:09 No.3728096

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)14:43:09 No.3728096

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>>3728085
>>3728088
"....hmmm. Must be the alcohol talking"

"Yeah Ed, that was kinda mean."

"Hey man, usually he's here to insult me back and say some dumb shit. Just getting used to the absence okay"

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)14:43:59 No.3728098

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)14:43:59 No.3728098

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3728096
Anyways can you contact that guy and make an appointment?

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)14:44:50 No.3728100

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)14:44:50 No.3728100

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3728096
Meanwhile, lynch mob on this guy >>3725515

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/06/19(Tue)14:46:37 No.3728105

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/06/19(Tue)14:46:37 No.3728105

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3728096
Anyone know other ways, or is cyberification the most plausible method? Maybe some space voodoo or something?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)14:49:41 No.3728108

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>>3728098
"Sure, I'll tell you when it's done"

"Good. Now we just need to make a stop at the local pirate station and pilfer their alcohol, and we can be on our way"

"We are at the local pirate station, captain"

"oh"

"Hey dickhole, tell your dog to get out of my bar counter"

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)14:50:46 No.3728111

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)14:50:46 No.3728111

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3728108
Hey rageface dont insult him. I bet creds he can make better cocktails than you

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)14:53:49 No.3728116

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)14:53:49 No.3728116

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3728108
Come on man, he's isn't doing anything wrong, just being better than you are brewing

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4)
08/06/19(Tue)14:54:27 No.3728119

Anonymous (ID: 1/n9Zrl4) 08/06/19(Tue)14:54:27 No.3728119

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3728108
>>3728111

>>3728116
That isn't brewing, anon.

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS)
08/06/19(Tue)14:55:14 No.3728121

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS) 08/06/19(Tue)14:55:14 No.3728121

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3728108
There's a dog here?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)14:56:14 No.3728122

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>>3728111
>>3728116
"THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?"

"To be honest I'd rather drink piss then drink whateever you were serving before the dog got here"

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)14:57:16 No.3728123

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)14:57:16 No.3728123

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3728122
So what, you gonna take a challenge and whip up something better than my dog can do?
Or are you a ~~PUSSY?~~

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)14:58:08 No.3728128

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)14:58:08 No.3728128

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3728122
Look, the other patrons are loving Bandit's mixes

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)14:59:11 No.3728132

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)14:59:11 No.3728132

>>3728119
Mixing, I'm drunk here

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/06/19(Tue)15:00:24 No.3728136

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/06/19(Tue)15:00:24 No.3728136

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3728122
>>3728123

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/06/19(Tue)15:11:01 No.3728162

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/06/19(Tue)15:11:01 No.3728162

Why is it all the good ideas get low-rolled?

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)15:12:46 No.3728168

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)15:12:46 No.3728168

>>3728162
Its going okay so far
:shrug:

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/06/19(Tue)15:14:25 No.3728174

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/06/19(Tue)15:14:25 No.3728174

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>3728122
>>3728123

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)15:14:33 No.3728175

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)15:14:33 No.3728175

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>>3728128
"NOW LISTEN HERE FUCKER. Get your dog outta my fucking bar. Or i'll turn you, and him, into fucking mince meat"

"Oh...So what you're saying you should have been a cook instead of a bartender?"

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)15:14:34 No.3728176

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)15:14:34 No.3728176

>>3728168
Getting fester killed was a good idea?

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/06/19(Tue)15:15:33 No.3728184

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/06/19(Tue)15:15:33 No.3728184

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3728175
oh shit its our ex. run

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)15:16:19 No.3728186

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)15:16:19 No.3728186

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3728175
Oh look, the first victim.

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)15:17:23 No.3728190

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)15:17:23 No.3728190

>>3728184
We already handled that

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/06/19(Tue)15:17:56 No.3728191

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/06/19(Tue)15:17:56 No.3728191

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3728184
Fucking pussy.

>>3728175
Tear his arm off. I want a barslaughter.

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS)
08/06/19(Tue)15:18:23 No.3728193

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS) 08/06/19(Tue)15:18:23 No.3728193

>>3728191
Kek

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)15:18:31 No.3728195

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)15:18:31 No.3728195

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>>3728184
Ah shit better ru---waitasec. You paid your dues and gifted her a mech. Hostility's over. Now let's get back to insulting this dead bartender

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/06/19(Tue)15:19:36 No.3728196

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/06/19(Tue)15:19:36 No.3728196

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3728195
i miss fester... he listen to the crazy voices in his head

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS)
08/06/19(Tue)15:19:41 No.3728197

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS) 08/06/19(Tue)15:19:41 No.3728197

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3728175
Well your just a tiny man in a large suit just like in the men in black

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/06/19(Tue)15:20:04 No.3728198

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/06/19(Tue)15:20:04 No.3728198

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3728195

Let him taste Bandit's superior cocktail.

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/06/19(Tue)15:20:24 No.3728200

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/06/19(Tue)15:20:24 No.3728200

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3728195
Oh shit, we already killed him during that close-up.

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)15:21:36 No.3728204

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)15:21:36 No.3728204

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3728195
>this dead bartender
NANI

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)15:21:53 No.3728205

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)15:21:53 No.3728205

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>>3728196
"Anyway, I gotta go. You thirsty?"

"What"

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS)
08/06/19(Tue)15:23:33 No.3728210

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS) 08/06/19(Tue)15:23:33 No.3728210

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3728205
Pour the drink down his throat

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/06/19(Tue)15:23:50 No.3728211

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/06/19(Tue)15:23:50 No.3728211

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3728205
Rip his heart out, puree it with the saw blade and serve it to him, on the rocks.

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/06/19(Tue)15:23:56 No.3728212

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/06/19(Tue)15:23:56 No.3728212

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3728205
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ THE BARTENDER

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)15:24:35 No.3728214

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)15:24:35 No.3728214

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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3728205

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/06/19(Tue)15:25:24 No.3728218

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/06/19(Tue)15:25:24 No.3728218

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3728205

[Glass Him.]

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/06/19(Tue)15:26:43 No.3728222

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/06/19(Tue)15:26:43 No.3728222

>>3728214
Nice.

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)15:27:05 No.3728224

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)15:27:05 No.3728224

>>3728205
>>3728211
>>3728212
>>3728214
>>3728218
>>3728210
All of these, in whatever order

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)15:28:07 No.3728231

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)15:28:07 No.3728231

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3728205
>>3728224

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)15:29:46 No.3728238

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>>3728214
Putting the drink straight into his throat. That'd quench his thrist

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)15:30:59 No.3728243

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)15:30:59 No.3728243

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3728238
Take his saw arm as a trophy

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/06/19(Tue)15:31:00 No.3728244

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/06/19(Tue)15:31:00 No.3728244

>>3728238
no bzzzzz his head off and pirate the bartender's nano machines.

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/06/19(Tue)15:31:16 No.3728245

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/06/19(Tue)15:31:16 No.3728245

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3728238
Oh look, more walking, talking corpses.

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)15:31:35 No.3728247

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)15:31:35 No.3728247

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3728238
Cut his heart out with your sword.
Or rip it with your hands

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS)
08/06/19(Tue)15:38:01 No.3728259

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS) 08/06/19(Tue)15:38:01 No.3728259

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3728238
Really need to get the voices out of your head

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)15:40:27 No.3728263

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)15:40:27 No.3728263

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>>3728243
"EY! AINT NOBODY DO THAT TO OUR BARTENDER!"

"SPECIALLY SINCE HE MAY OR MAY NOT BE ACTUALLY PART OF OUR CREW SO WE'D SECRETLY GET A PART OF THE PROFITS"

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/06/19(Tue)15:42:00 No.3728268

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/06/19(Tue)15:42:00 No.3728268

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3728263

Keelhaul them!!!

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/06/19(Tue)15:43:07 No.3728271

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/06/19(Tue)15:43:07 No.3728271

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3728263
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)15:44:52 No.3728273

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)15:44:52 No.3728273

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3728263
They're dead in the next picture

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)15:55:07 No.3728289

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)15:55:07 No.3728289

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>>3728271
"IN RETROSPECT, THREATENING A GUY HOLDING A BIG SAW ARM WASNT THE BEST OF IDEAS"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)15:56:09 No.3728294

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)15:56:09 No.3728294

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3728289
Hi Edward's ex, how's things

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/06/19(Tue)15:56:27 No.3728295

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/06/19(Tue)15:56:27 No.3728295

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3728289

Shift to Fester who are in.... "After life"?

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq)
08/06/19(Tue)15:56:35 No.3728296

Anonymous (ID: eeM8NsMq) 08/06/19(Tue)15:56:35 No.3728296

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3728289
A chance encounter!

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)15:57:26 No.3728300

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)15:57:26 No.3728300

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3728289
Bandit serves everyone a cold one and gets deserved praises and headpats

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/06/19(Tue)15:59:51 No.3728305

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/06/19(Tue)15:59:51 No.3728305

>>3728289
>>3728300
Do this in the back/foreground too.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)16:06:17 No.3728314

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)16:06:17 No.3728314

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>>3728296
A chance encounter?!

Now who wants to roll for what it is

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)16:09:19 No.3728320

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)16:09:19 No.3728320

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3728314
It's a good one

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/06/19(Tue)16:10:01 No.3728323

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/06/19(Tue)16:10:01 No.3728323

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3728314

We encounter our big brother, Eddy Redbeard who is also a space pirate and a doctor.

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/06/19(Tue)16:13:51 No.3728334

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/06/19(Tue)16:13:51 No.3728334

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3728314
>>3728320

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)16:24:25 No.3728359

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)16:24:25 No.3728359

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>>3728323
Well, I was meaning to have one guy roll for a result from a list, but this works too

"Big brother, long time no see"

"Eddy?"

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1)
08/06/19(Tue)16:26:19 No.3728364

Anonymous (ID: S4b3+ru1) 08/06/19(Tue)16:26:19 No.3728364

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3728359
What are you doing here?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)16:31:20 No.3728376

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)16:31:20 No.3728376

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>>3728364
"Oh you know, same old same old. A night of drinking after a successful raid. I got a patient coming in later."

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/06/19(Tue)16:35:13 No.3728383

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/06/19(Tue)16:35:13 No.3728383

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3728376
Think you can bring someone back from the dead?

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)16:36:56 No.3728386

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)16:36:56 No.3728386

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3728376
Well nice seeing ya we've got an appointment to attend so gotta bounce. Keep in touch

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb)
08/06/19(Tue)16:37:46 No.3728389

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb) 08/06/19(Tue)16:37:46 No.3728389

>>3728383
This

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb)
08/06/19(Tue)16:38:48 No.3728391

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb) 08/06/19(Tue)16:38:48 No.3728391

>>3728383

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)16:39:30 No.3728395

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)16:39:30 No.3728395

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3728383

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb)
08/06/19(Tue)16:40:16 No.3728397

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb) 08/06/19(Tue)16:40:16 No.3728397

>>3728383
Rolling for higher

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)16:41:03 No.3728399

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)16:41:03 No.3728399

>>3728397
Ah, yes. The highest number if all. Zero

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb)
08/06/19(Tue)16:41:52 No.3728402

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb) 08/06/19(Tue)16:41:52 No.3728402

Finally
Sorry haven’t don’t qst for a while

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)16:42:06 No.3728404

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)16:42:06 No.3728404

>>3728386
should I post cool bug facts on you

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)16:42:20 No.3728405

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)16:42:20 No.3728405

Accept it boys, we're going technology route

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb)
08/06/19(Tue)16:42:56 No.3728406

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb) 08/06/19(Tue)16:42:56 No.3728406

>>3728399
Goddamnit
Why

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)16:43:31 No.3728409

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)16:43:31 No.3728409

>>3728406
put
dice+1d100
in options field

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)16:43:58 No.3728411

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)16:43:58 No.3728411

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>>3728386
"Alright. See ya bro"

"Stay cool"

bap

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)16:44:48 No.3728413

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)16:44:48 No.3728413

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3728411
Now what about that mad scientist, Daisi?

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb)
08/06/19(Tue)16:46:16 No.3728421

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb) 08/06/19(Tue)16:46:16 No.3728421

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3728409
Did that already wasn’t working
Lemme try again

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb)
08/06/19(Tue)16:50:25 No.3728431

Anonymous (ID: /sP9ncgb) 08/06/19(Tue)16:50:25 No.3728431

>>3728413
Thanks bro

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)16:52:39 No.3728437

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)16:52:39 No.3728437

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>>3728413
"Got an appointment. We can head there whenever you're ready, Ed"

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)16:53:58 No.3728446

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)16:53:58 No.3728446

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3728437
Well I'm wasted enough and vented a bit on these freaks.
So I'm ready for whatever atrocities this guy will do

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)16:59:59 No.3728463

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)16:59:59 No.3728463

>>3728446
Dang today is my lucky day, I'm winning everything
its not even fun
~~hoping to jinx it so someone else could have fun~~

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)17:01:48 No.3728464

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)17:01:48 No.3728464

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>>3728446
Black Horse, away!

Let's hope Edward's little bar fight don't lead to anything that may hamper progress

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)17:07:01 No.3728472

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)17:07:01 No.3728472

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3728464
~~or did it?~~

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)17:11:19 No.3728477

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)17:11:19 No.3728477

>>3728472
the answer is it did

in real life.

OP has took a massive shit that was harder than expected and now his anus is on fire. Thread is suspended by way of excruciating pain

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS)
08/06/19(Tue)17:11:43 No.3728478

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS) 08/06/19(Tue)17:11:43 No.3728478

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3728464
Only slightly puking up in the bathroom

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS)
08/06/19(Tue)17:12:47 No.3728482

Anonymous (ID: 53R8pRpS) 08/06/19(Tue)17:12:47 No.3728482

>>3728477
Wow I didn't even read this when I made my post

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)17:14:39 No.3728484

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)17:14:39 No.3728484

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>>3728478
>>3728482
must you hurt me so

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/06/19(Tue)17:15:59 No.3728487

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/06/19(Tue)17:15:59 No.3728487

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3728484
Roll for random events? We didn't really get to last time.

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/06/19(Tue)17:19:15 No.3728493

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/06/19(Tue)17:19:15 No.3728493

>>3728484
I wonder how Eddy uses his Red Mode?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/06/19(Tue)17:21:26 No.3728499

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/06/19(Tue)17:21:26 No.3728499

>>3728487
Yeah sure. Roll for it now and the event starts later. Because now, as state here >>3728477, I must lie down and rest my ass

90-100: Nothing happens and the trip goes off without a hitch
70-89: Edward's sister bugs him
50-69: The space cops bugs Edward
20-49: Aliens bugs Edward
1-19: The aliens bring out the big guns

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)17:22:37 No.3728505

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)17:22:37 No.3728505

Rolled 70, 6 = 76 (2d100)

>>3728499

Anonymous (ID: eLFCYm3i)
08/06/19(Tue)17:23:58 No.3728512

Anonymous (ID: eLFCYm3i) 08/06/19(Tue)17:23:58 No.3728512

Rolled 83, 16 = 99 (2d100)

>>3728499

Anonymous (ID: eLFCYm3i)
08/06/19(Tue)17:25:12 No.3728517

Anonymous (ID: eLFCYm3i) 08/06/19(Tue)17:25:12 No.3728517

>>3728505
>>3728512
Uh oh.

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/06/19(Tue)17:26:59 No.3728521

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/06/19(Tue)17:26:59 No.3728521

>>3728512
dang and its all while fester is gone

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/06/19(Tue)17:29:47 No.3728529

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/06/19(Tue)17:29:47 No.3728529

Rolled 56, 82 = 138 (2d100)

>>3728499
OP stop being butthurt

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/06/19(Tue)17:34:35 No.3728539

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/06/19(Tue)17:34:35 No.3728539

>>3728499

I know your pain Op. I normally wash my butt with cold water and use lotion for it, it help a little.

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW)
08/06/19(Tue)17:57:34 No.3728608

Anonymous (ID: iVRc4CFW) 08/06/19(Tue)17:57:34 No.3728608

Rolled 46, 66 = 112 (2d100)

>>3728499

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh)
08/06/19(Tue)18:23:02 No.3728662

Anonymous (ID: 7Kcvo5Hh) 08/06/19(Tue)18:23:02 No.3728662

Rolled 45, 61 = 106 (2d100)

>>3728499
too much meat and spicey food makes my poo sting too

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/07/19(Wed)05:25:49 No.3729602

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/07/19(Wed)05:25:49 No.3729602

>>3728512
What is their problem?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)14:23:25 No.3732118

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)14:23:25 No.3732118

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Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/08/19(Thu)14:27:40 No.3732123

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/08/19(Thu)14:27:40 No.3732123

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3732118
Edward seems awfully indifferent to his friend's death. He really is on edge lately, isn't he?

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/08/19(Thu)14:34:14 No.3732140

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/08/19(Thu)14:34:14 No.3732140

>>3732123
Master of poker face

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)14:39:43 No.3732146

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)14:39:43 No.3732146

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>>3732123
Behold, the face of indifference

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/08/19(Thu)14:40:45 No.3732148

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/08/19(Thu)14:40:45 No.3732148

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3732146
His usual look of slight anger, how charming
Now, about that random event

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/08/19(Thu)14:42:07 No.3732149

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/08/19(Thu)14:42:07 No.3732149

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3732146
>>3732148
Yeah, ignore it.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)14:45:51 No.3732157

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)14:45:51 No.3732157

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>>3732148
YEs, of course. Ahem. The Computer flares up
"Captain. Enemy attack detected. Evasive maneuver recommended"

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/08/19(Thu)14:47:57 No.3732161

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/08/19(Thu)14:47:57 No.3732161

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3732157
What in the goddamn
Yeah, do it, those fucking aliens again...arrrr

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)14:52:35 No.3732167

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)14:52:35 No.3732167

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3732161
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE)
08/08/19(Thu)14:54:51 No.3732172

Anonymous (ID: rEQmnSOE) 08/08/19(Thu)14:54:51 No.3732172

Rolled 32, 22 = 54 (2d100)

>>3732167

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/08/19(Thu)14:55:56 No.3732173

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/08/19(Thu)14:55:56 No.3732173

Rolled 56, 47 = 103 (2d100)

>>3732167
Shiet

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/08/19(Thu)14:59:09 No.3732176

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/08/19(Thu)14:59:09 No.3732176

Rolled 47, 11 = 58 (2d100)

>>3732167

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)15:05:28 No.3732186

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)15:05:28 No.3732186

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>>3732173
ah shit

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/08/19(Thu)15:06:18 No.3732188

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/08/19(Thu)15:06:18 No.3732188

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3732186
QUICK, USE THOSE SANDWICH MAKING BLADES BENEATH SHIT TO CUT THOSE TENTACLES...yarrrr

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)15:12:17 No.3732198

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)15:12:17 No.3732198

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>>3732188
The Black Horse cuts up the tentacles and gets out of the hold!

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/08/19(Thu)15:19:08 No.3732207

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/08/19(Thu)15:19:08 No.3732207

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3732198
let's beat it before it's too late

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/08/19(Thu)15:23:01 No.3732220

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/08/19(Thu)15:23:01 No.3732220

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3732198

Fire of the cannons!!!!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)15:24:46 No.3732228

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)15:24:46 No.3732228

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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3732207
Clearly whatever grabbed the ship back there is fucking big. And with the mech team currently being 1 down, you may not be able to destroy it. So let's employ the ancient secret technique...of running the fuck away. Engage warp drives!

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/08/19(Thu)15:25:41 No.3732233

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/08/19(Thu)15:25:41 No.3732233

Rolled 34, 48 = 82 (2d100)

>>3732228

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/08/19(Thu)15:25:46 No.3732234

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/08/19(Thu)15:25:46 No.3732234

Rolled 50, 50 = 100 (2d100)

>>3732228
ENGAGE THE FESTER TECHNIQUE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)15:30:07 No.3732247

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)15:30:07 No.3732247

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>>3732234
ssssssssssshwwwwwwoooooooop

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/08/19(Thu)15:30:55 No.3732249

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/08/19(Thu)15:30:55 No.3732249

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3732247
What the FUCK WAS THAT!? arrrr

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/08/19(Thu)15:31:33 No.3732250

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/08/19(Thu)15:31:33 No.3732250

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3732247
Let's see that mad scientist

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/08/19(Thu)15:32:51 No.3732253

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/08/19(Thu)15:32:51 No.3732253

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3732247

Let shift to Fester who are in.... "after life"?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)15:38:17 No.3732267

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)15:38:17 No.3732267

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>>3732250
You have arrived at his ship

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/08/19(Thu)15:39:18 No.3732270

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/08/19(Thu)15:39:18 No.3732270

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3732267
contact him over comms

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/08/19(Thu)15:39:28 No.3732271

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/08/19(Thu)15:39:28 No.3732271

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3732267
Enter his ship with Dai'si coming with us. She knows him after all

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/08/19(Thu)15:42:55 No.3732281

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/08/19(Thu)15:42:55 No.3732281

>>3732271
>she

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)15:43:52 No.3732285

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)15:43:52 No.3732285

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>>3732271
You and Dai take a shuttle over. But also leaving Fester's corpse behind. Gotta be sure if this guy can be trusted before bringing that over.

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/08/19(Thu)15:46:48 No.3732300

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/08/19(Thu)15:46:48 No.3732300

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3732285
While we're flying cut to bandit serving drinks to Festers leftovers

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/08/19(Thu)15:48:09 No.3732303

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/08/19(Thu)15:48:09 No.3732303

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3732285
Now cut to cowboy heaven

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)15:52:14 No.3732315

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)15:52:14 No.3732315

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>>3732303
Cowboy God is indulging in some country music

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/08/19(Thu)15:53:52 No.3732321

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/08/19(Thu)15:53:52 No.3732321

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3732315
Cut to Fester square dancing

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)15:57:06 No.3732327

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)15:57:06 No.3732327

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>>3732321
Meanwhile, in Cowboy hell.

Fester has been turned into a square and is forced to dance as bullets materialize and fly at his feet

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/08/19(Thu)15:58:22 No.3732334

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/08/19(Thu)15:58:22 No.3732334

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3732327

Oh shit!!! Fester had to face the..... DEVIL LAWYER!!!!

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)16:02:04 No.3732344

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)16:02:04 No.3732344

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>>3732334
He is then hit with a sexual harassment lawsuit

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/08/19(Thu)16:05:07 No.3732353

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/08/19(Thu)16:05:07 No.3732353

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3732344
This is unfair Fester did nothing wrong, call the purgatory hotline and ask to be properly placed in heaven

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)16:08:24 No.3732365

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)16:08:24 No.3732365

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>>3732353

The demons present you with the unpaid phone bills and hit you with another lawsuit, preventing your phone use

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/08/19(Thu)16:12:16 No.3732380

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/08/19(Thu)16:12:16 No.3732380

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3732365

Pull out our secret weapon... secretly rewriting the law term...

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)16:15:00 No.3732391

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)16:15:00 No.3732391

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>>3732380
For secretly rewriting the law....the demon calls you a faget

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/08/19(Thu)16:15:53 No.3732396

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/08/19(Thu)16:15:53 No.3732396

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3732391
can we get back to the main story

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/08/19(Thu)16:17:36 No.3732402

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/08/19(Thu)16:17:36 No.3732402

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3732391

Somebody is waking up from the weird dream.

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)16:22:38 No.3732412

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)16:22:38 No.3732412

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>>3732402
Bandit wakes up, what was he dreaming a bout, nobody knows. But probably something weird

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/08/19(Thu)16:23:24 No.3732414

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/08/19(Thu)16:23:24 No.3732414

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3732412
Meanwhile Dai'si and Edward are meeting the scientist

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)16:33:54 No.3732443

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)16:33:54 No.3732443

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>>3732414
"Greetings."

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/08/19(Thu)16:34:50 No.3732448

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/08/19(Thu)16:34:50 No.3732448

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3732443
jesus christ holy shit what is that

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/08/19(Thu)16:35:41 No.3732455

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/08/19(Thu)16:35:41 No.3732455

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3732443

The real scientist is who look like a little girl.

Anonymous (ID: +vIou0fS)
08/08/19(Thu)16:39:06 No.3732459

Anonymous (ID: +vIou0fS) 08/08/19(Thu)16:39:06 No.3732459

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3732443
>>3732455
That's his next project: Becoming the Little Girl

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)16:43:06 No.3732473

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)16:43:06 No.3732473

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>>3732448
"That's the doc, Ed. He likes to augment himself first and foremost, and never does any operation on anybody that he hasn't done on himself"

"The flesh is weak and the metal is the true path ....Anyway, how can I help you today? Health checkup? Weight loss advice? Removing the useless lumps of flesh from your bodies and replacing them with perfect metal? Dentistry?"

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/08/19(Thu)16:44:18 No.3732479

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/08/19(Thu)16:44:18 No.3732479

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3732473
We're trying to revive our dead friend by giving him a cyborg body. Can you help?

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/08/19(Thu)16:46:30 No.3732485

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/08/19(Thu)16:46:30 No.3732485

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3732473

This >>3732479

And attach a mysterious stone that said to contain powers or something...

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye)
08/08/19(Thu)16:46:54 No.3732488

Anonymous (ID: u0szP6Ye) 08/08/19(Thu)16:46:54 No.3732488

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3732473
Weight loss advice? Is this why you come here, Dai'si?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)16:48:41 No.3732493

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)16:48:41 No.3732493

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>>3732479

"Hmm, how long has he been dead for? If it's more than a day then it gets increasingly harder the longer we delay"

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/08/19(Thu)16:49:58 No.3732498

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/08/19(Thu)16:49:58 No.3732498

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3732493
uhhhhhhhhhhh
let's just bring the body over here

Anonymous (ID: +vIou0fS)
08/08/19(Thu)16:51:42 No.3732501

Anonymous (ID: +vIou0fS) 08/08/19(Thu)16:51:42 No.3732501

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3732493
Not that long, I'm sure
~~Ask Dai'si how long.~~

Anonymous (ID: +vIou0fS)
08/08/19(Thu)16:54:18 No.3732511

Anonymous (ID: +vIou0fS) 08/08/19(Thu)16:54:18 No.3732511

I just hope OP's kind enough to preserve our family jewels.

Anonymous (ID: ct3siCVP)
08/08/19(Thu)16:54:20 No.3732512

Anonymous (ID: ct3siCVP) 08/08/19(Thu)16:54:20 No.3732512

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3732493
Probably a day, or so. Maybe more. When do we start?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)16:58:59 No.3732527

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)16:58:59 No.3732527

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>>3732498
"Aaah....Let's see....hmm...yes. Yes...I see. Yes. It's possible to revive your friend's deceased body. But it requires extensive modifications, expensive, and also not guaranteed to return him to normal. He could return...different. Or his system could completely reject the mods and not come back at all."

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/08/19(Thu)17:00:02 No.3732530

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/08/19(Thu)17:00:02 No.3732530

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3732527
Let's do it to bring back Fester. Pay as much money as we need to the Doctor.

Anonymous (ID: +vIou0fS)
08/08/19(Thu)17:01:48 No.3732534

Anonymous (ID: +vIou0fS) 08/08/19(Thu)17:01:48 No.3732534

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3732527
>>3732530
Make sure to preserve his family jewels. It's what he would've wanted.

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/08/19(Thu)17:03:12 No.3732538

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/08/19(Thu)17:03:12 No.3732538

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3732527

Bandit pop and found strange glowing stone that emitted with unknown energy.

Anonymous (ID: ct3siCVP)
08/08/19(Thu)17:07:20 No.3732551

Anonymous (ID: ct3siCVP) 08/08/19(Thu)17:07:20 No.3732551

>>3732527
How much for bringing back his soul?
"poor Fester would probably be in the worst hell for a cowboy: Actual hell"

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)17:08:46 No.3732554

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)17:08:46 No.3732554

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>>3732530
"Very well, if you're set on doing this, then I will need 1 billion credits and...."

Roll 2d100 for the time needed to complete the procedure

70-100: 3 weeks (complete 1 bounty or a quest)
30-69: A month and a week (Complete 2 bounties or 2 quests)
2-29: 2 months (complete 3 bounties or 3 quests)
1: 3 months (Beat final boss)

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/08/19(Thu)17:09:17 No.3732557

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/08/19(Thu)17:09:17 No.3732557

Rolled 56, 13 = 69 (2d100)

>>3732554
THIS IS FOR FESTER
URAH

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/08/19(Thu)17:10:58 No.3732562

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/08/19(Thu)17:10:58 No.3732562

Rolled 92, 67 = 159 (2d100)

>>3732554
~~please save his dick n balls, OP, he needs a family.~~

Anonymous (ID: ct3siCVP)
08/08/19(Thu)17:11:02 No.3732563

Anonymous (ID: ct3siCVP) 08/08/19(Thu)17:11:02 No.3732563

Rolled 35, 86 = 121 (2d100)

>>3732554

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l)
08/08/19(Thu)17:12:39 No.3732570

Anonymous (ID: Fiiajz5l) 08/08/19(Thu)17:12:39 No.3732570

>>3732554
Do we even have a billion credits?

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)17:17:20 No.3732582

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)17:17:20 No.3732582

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>>3732562
"....and the procedure will take at least a month, plus maybe a week. Are you sure?"

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ)
08/08/19(Thu)17:19:13 No.3732585

Anonymous (ID: 6uumEaSZ) 08/08/19(Thu)17:19:13 No.3732585

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3732582
Yes. Also try to save his reproductive system. He always talked about wanting to be a family man.

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr)
08/08/19(Thu)17:20:13 No.3732590

Anonymous (ID: jA5LxvGr) 08/08/19(Thu)17:20:13 No.3732590

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3732582

Ghost Fester appear and try to whisper scientist for bigger "gun".

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)17:24:29 No.3732600

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)17:24:29 No.3732600

>>3732585
"Of course of course. The funds have been transferred. Now I shall begin my work. Kindly leave and return in a month. Your friend will be, hopefully, good as new"

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)17:25:31 No.3732604

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)17:25:31 No.3732604

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>>3732600
Captcha ate muh pic

Anonymous (ID: ct3siCVP)
08/08/19(Thu)17:26:51 No.3732608

Anonymous (ID: ct3siCVP) 08/08/19(Thu)17:26:51 No.3732608

>>3732600
Go collect a bounty. Fester dying really did a number on our fund balance.

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/08/19(Thu)17:27:35 No.3732611

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/08/19(Thu)17:27:35 No.3732611

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3732600
Alright, just make sure these voices leave me alone

Anonymous (ID: ct3siCVP)
08/08/19(Thu)17:28:00 No.3732614

Anonymous (ID: ct3siCVP) 08/08/19(Thu)17:28:00 No.3732614

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3732608

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)17:43:13 No.3732653

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)17:43:13 No.3732653

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>>3732614
There's only 2 left on the list anyway. Completing both would be enough time for the surgery to be done

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/08/19(Thu)17:44:10 No.3732655

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/08/19(Thu)17:44:10 No.3732655

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3732653
Lets get the guy with minions

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX)
08/08/19(Thu)17:45:25 No.3732657

Anonymous (ID: f9ShNrwX) 08/08/19(Thu)17:45:25 No.3732657

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3732653
I think the upper right was easier, so let's do that one

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)17:49:18 No.3732666

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)17:49:18 No.3732666

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>>3732657

Target locked. The course is set, this shall be the bounty we will take down next.

Thread endo. Next thread in about 50 years.

Updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t)
08/08/19(Thu)17:49:51 No.3732669

Anonymous (ID: 4Xg5iO4t) 08/08/19(Thu)17:49:51 No.3732669

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3732653
>>3732666
Can we get a voice modulator for Bandit so he can talk to us?
Ask the doctor

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k)
08/08/19(Thu)17:53:01 No.3732680

Anonymous (ID: GOQep8+k) 08/08/19(Thu)17:53:01 No.3732680

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>>3732669
YOu can ask the doctor....In the next thread, wooooooo

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88)
08/09/19(Fri)08:28:21 No.3734267

Anonymous (ID: tZhjZJ88) 08/09/19(Fri)08:28:21 No.3734267

>>3732680
What are you doing here? No post credit scenes in this episode!

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