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>>3693375

Check the Archive Here:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=pkmn

Check our Pokemon and Items here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OcvodORAJ5t2JBdDvXEqz52lutUhLvGa91lHozTcz6Q/edit#gid=0

>Previously on PKMN (RED/BLUE) Quest
We had an early showdown with MissingNo. It didn’t go well, but we reset and played through the whole damn game again. Caught a ditto, confronted Giovanni and hustled to Victory Road.
We tracked a killer for a bit, and it led us to the Elite 4 (we also took a side journey where we made a rock-son and lost it all on the stonks market). Right now we’re halfway through the Elite 4, healed up and headed into the next room...
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>Move on

You head into the next room. There are tombstones littering the entire area and it’s extra spooky. Hopefully the Elite 4 member is some sorta big titty goth girlfriend!

What do?

>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
>Write in
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>>3709087
>Read some tombstones. Usually the devs leave jokes on them.
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>>3709087
>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
Hope she's got one ready for herself
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>>3709095
+1
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>>3709095
+1
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>>3709087
>>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
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>Read tombstone

“What do you call it when two skeletons have sex? - Boning.”

Ugh.


What do?

>Read another
>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
>Write in
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>>3709129
>>Read another
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>>3709129
>>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
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>>3709133
>Read another

“What are a frog’s favorite kind of shoe? - Open toad.”

This sucks.

What do?

>Read Another
>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
>Write in
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>>3709161
>>Read Another
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>>3709129
>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
None of these hold a candle to the ones in Postal 2
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>Read another

“Why did the clown go to jail? - For his collection of child pornography.”

JESUS CHRIST. That’s enough.

What do?

>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
>Write in
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>>3709168
>>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
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>>3709168
I actually laughed at the last one

Write our own tombstone.
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>>3709168
>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
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>>3709168
>Keep going until you find a dead baby joke
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>>3709168
>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
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>>3709168
>Ask Agatha if she has a cute MILF daughter or a cute granddaughter?
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>Ask Agatha if she has a big titty goth granddaughter

“Oh no sweetie, my womb is is like the lowest order of British nobility: Barren!”

Gross.

>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha

“It’s on, kiddo.”

Agatha is about to send out Gengar!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3709168
>Challenge Elite 4 Agatha
>>3709178
Maybe after our victory?
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3709194
Dream Earthquake
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3709194
>Dream, Earthquake
And if Levitate is a thing in gen 1 for some reason
>FishStick, Hydro Pump
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3709194
>Dream, Tombstoner
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>>3709211
And we're good to go
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>Dream - Earthquake

Dream knocks Gengar around with a nasty Earthquake! It looks pretty beat up... but it endures!
Gengar uses Hypnosis... Dream is asleep!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3709242
>Poke Flute
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3709242
Use a full health then quake again
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>>3709242
>Poke Flute
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3709242
Dream, Full Heal, quake
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3709242
>Dream, Full Heal, quake
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3709242
>Awakening Dream+ Earthquake
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We're off to a great start, I see.
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>>3709255
>>3709267
Well ya bone that one up pretty good. You drop the full heal on the floor and Gengar uses Dream Eater... It’s huge and super effective....
Dream goes down!
What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3709280
Noodle+Strangle
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3709280
>Noodle, Surf
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3709291
+1
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>Noodle - Surf
Noodle finishes off the Gengar.

Hold up a second... your girl is glowing like a Christmas tree... she’s evolving! This typically doesn’t happen mid-battle but the QM forgot to do this part like 2 fights ago.

What do?

>Let Noodle Evolve
>Stop it
>Write in
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>>3709305
>Stop it
Nah, I prefer the monotype. No 4x Ice Beams for you.
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>>3709305
>>Let Noodle Evolve
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>>3709305
>>Let Noodle Evolve
Noodle gently grips your arm looking deep into your eyes as you say "be gentle noodle-senpi"
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>>3709305
>Let Noodle evolve
NATURE FINDS A WAY
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>>3709305
>Let Noodle Evolve
Gonna miss our longboi
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>>3709305
>Let it happen
Our girl getting thicc!
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>Let Noodle Evolve.

Awww yeaaaaaoooooohnn NOoooo.
Christ.
...
Agatha is about to send out Golbat!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709345
...SHE IS BEAUTIFULL

Noodle use seduce
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709345
>Noodle, Thunder
It's just how the lighting in this place is
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3709345
Noodle Thunder
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3709345
>Barne-er Noodle, thunder
Can we drop furry levels for this?
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>>3709354
BRING THE RAIN NOODLE
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>>3709356
nope
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>>3709345
>Dragonite looks like Barney
I get it.
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>>3709354
>>3709356
BASED BARNOODLE
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>>3709370
Best name, especially since Noodle isn't accurate anymore
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>>3709383
she has ascended to the rank Thicc Noodle
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>>3709354
>>3709356

You don’t care i their Elite 4, 5 or 6 - double crit super effective means Golbat goes DOWN.

Agatha is about to send in Haunter! What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3709398
Noodle Earthquake
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3709398
Thicc Noodle+ eat
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3709398
>Thunder
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>>3709405
one-off from a crit
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3709398
>Noodle, lunch time
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3709398
>Noodle, Eat
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3709398
Noodle Earthquake
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3709413
>>3709409
>>3709405
Consume
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>Noodle - yum yum eat em up

Thicc mama noodle takes a sensual nibble of Haunter. He’s extremely uncomfortable with this.
He hits back with a nightshade attack and it does some damage, but his heart really isn’t in it.
This is gonna get weird, isn’t it?

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709398
>Noodle, Thunder
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3709432
Let's try that again
>Noodle, Thunder
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3709432
>>Noodle, Thunder
ok I've had my fun, FUCKEM UP
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709432
>Noodle, Dragon Rage
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3709436
>Noodle, Thunder
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3709432
>Get weird
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>>3709440
That's the shit anon
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3709432
>Barnoodle finishes his fucking meal
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>>3709439
>Dragon Rage
I understand that it's the only Dragon-type move in existence but it sucks.
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>>3709461
>his
We've established that it's a she, anon.
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>>3709436
You really shouldn't redo rolls. QM has called someone out over rolling a d20 on accident and then a d10
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>>3709486
Sorry d100
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>>3709432
>that bumm
Is our dragonite dummy thicc?
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>>3709505
you fucking know it
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That Haunter is dead.
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QM are you ok?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THE QM IS FUCKING DEAD
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We were so close to the end, too...

F
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>>3709432
Did noodle just redesign herself in the middle of a battle?
>>
(sorry about that - RL snuck up on QM and it took longer than expected)

>Noodle - Thunder
That happens and Gengar goes down!
Noodle remains DUMMY thicc.

Agatha is about to send out Arbok!
What do?

>Write in PKMN,
>ATK, Roll 1D10
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>>3709628
>Bernie, Fire Blast
LET'S TAKE THIS ARBOK AND REPLACE HIS OLD EKANS WITH IT
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3709628
Bernie+Spin Throw
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3709628
FORGOT MY ROLL
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>>3709637
+1
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>>3709642
IT'S A GOOD THING YOU REMEMBERED
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>>3709628
WRHH!!! QM stop I can only get so hard!

>>3709642
no need to roll then
Bernie, Fire Blast
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>>3709637
>>3709642
Shit and damn, Bernie Blasts that Arbok into next week! ... but this is an Elite 4 level pokemon!
It barely endures though, and a light breeze could probably knock it over.
It retaliates with ACID! Bernie’s defense is drastically lowered!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3709671
>a light breeze
Flap wings once.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3709671
>Bernie, Slash
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>>3709675
support
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>>3709675
>Bernie - Light breeze

Bernie attacks with a light precision that defeats the Arbok, yet preserves the leather perfectly.

It’s BERNIE TWO BELTS, BABY.

But things are about to get serious. Agatha is sending out Gengar!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3709671
THIS >>3709675 is just Gust but it's mad disrespect
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3709686
>Stay in with Bernie
>Twin Snake Whiplash while he uses Flamethrower to make that Gengar dance in pain
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3709686
>Fire Blast
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3709686
noodle+dragon rage
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>>3709691
OH NO
THE REVERSAL FROM 10 TO 1
IT HAPPENED
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3709686
>Bernie, whip it.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709686
Fishstick, hydropump
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>>3709691
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3709686
bernie, snake whip
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3709686
>Bernie, whip it.
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>>3709691
>>3709706
>Bernie - whip it good

Bernie is so busy popping off that he misses with BOTH snakes. Fuck.

The Gengar knocks him on his ass hard with a nightshade... Bernie is in serious trouble!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3709706
kill me
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>>3709706
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3709711
>Try again
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3709711
>Bernie, whip it.
im get a another one
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3709711
Fishstick+Hydro Pump
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3709711
Fishstick, hydropump
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3709711
WHEN A PROBLEM COMES ALONG
YOU MUST WHIP IT
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3709711
>Gurren+Pin Missle
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>>3709716
>>3709717

>Bernie - Whip

Silly bitch. Whip is a normal type move.
Gengar hits back.. Bernie goes down!


What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3709730
It's time to stop rolling.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3709730
>TWO ONES IN A ROW
okay no more rolling this thread for me
BUT GOING FOR A THIRD ANYWAY
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3709733
>Fishstick, Hydropump
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3709733
Fishstick+Hydro Pump
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>>3709486
That was for the previous vote anon. Honest, I'm just slow as fuck.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3709733
>Fishstick, Hydro Pump
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>Fishstick - Hydropump

Ok, now we’re getting somewhere!
Gengar hits back with another Nightshade. Looks like it really hurts!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3709764
>Hydro Pump
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3709764
>Fishstick, Hydropump
check this one
>>
Anybody else gonna roll?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3709764
>Hydropump
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>Fishstick - Hydropump
Doesn’t work out so hot this time.

Fishstick goes down!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3709779
nice
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709781
>Stuart, BLIZZARD
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3709781
>Fishstick, Hydropump
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3709779
Too slow.

>>3709781
Noodle+Thunder
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>>3709794
yes
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>>3709794
WEW.

Noodle takes a hefty chunk out of Gengar!
The Gengar hits back with Nightshade, but Noodle holds strong!
Gengar is on his last legs!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3709794
Nice
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3709804
Noodle+Thunder
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3709804
what the fuck
>Noodle, Thunder again!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3709804
>Noodle, Thunder
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3709804
>Thunder
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3709804
>that hole
this is a blueboard RG
>Noodle+Thunder
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>>3709812
>>
Okay, everybody who is lurking should roll.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709804
>Anything
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>Noodle - Thunder

It’s a reversal of of fortune, and Gengar get’s the better of noodle!
She’s barely holding on...

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3709831
>Noodle, Wing attack
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3709831
>Noodle - Hyperbeam
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709831
>Noodle+Thunder
THUNDAR
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>>3709831
>Noodle, Wing Attack
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3709831
>Thunder
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3709831
>Noodle+Thunder
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>>3709836
>Hyper Beam
>into a Ghost-type
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>>3709836
Fucking 1 post ID. This is what you get for using a Normal move on a Ghost.
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>>3709836
>Noodle - Hyper Beam
Common mistake.
Noodle goes down!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3709864
>Gurren, Twinneedle
Believe in me, because I believe in you!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3709864
>Gurren+Twinneedle
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3709864
Exorcise him. THE POWER OF ARCEUS COMPEL YAH!
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>>3709874
support
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>>3709874
god fucken damn
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>>3709874
>Arceus
Who?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3709864
>Gurren, Twinneedle
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709864
Gurren - Dab
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>>3709879
Why.
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>>3709879
>>3709874
Aaaaaand, it's gone. Way to go anon.
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>>3709879
YOU FUCKING RETARD
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>>3709884
Anon will now proceed to slowly die.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3709864
>Gurren, Twinneedle
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>>3709874
>Exorcise

You don’t know... what that is.
But Gurren’s drill glows with a HOLY LIGHT...
Gengar goes down!
You win!
Agatha hands over 6000 bucks.

“Kids these days... no sense of humor.”

What do?

>Heal + Move Forward
>Write in
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>>3709892
>>Heal + Move Forward
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>>3709892
>>Heal + Hug each of our pokemon + move forward
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>>3709892
>Heal + Move Forward
That's 4 fucking Revives.
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>>3709900
supporting this
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>>3709892
>Heal + Move Forward
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>>3709900
support
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>>3709892
>>Heal + Move Forward
>Become a little closer to Heaven.
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>>3709892
>>Heal + Move Forward
>>
>Heal and hug friends
You do that. You’re down to 7 revives and 3 max potions. Things are getting a little dicy.

You walk down a long corridor. Dragon statues fill the room. This trainer has... very poor choice in decor. You kinda feel embarrassed for him.

What do?

>Challenge Elite 4 Lance
>Knock over a dragon statue
>Write in
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>>3709921
>Knock over a dragon statue
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>>3709921
>>stare a little too long at the statue
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>>3709921
>Knock over a dragon statue
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>>3709921
>Check statues for buttons
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>>3709921
>Knock over a dragon statue
>Nothing personal, Noodles
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>>3709921
>Check statues for buttons
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>>3709921
>check your pokeballs to see if noodle is there
>>
man if oberon was here we would have a great chance at beating dragons...
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>>3709921
>>Challenge Elite 4 Lance
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>>3709941
No we wouldn't, unless we taught him Blizzard. Speaking of Blizzard, none of our mons know it.
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>>3709949
Noodle can learn it so can FishStick.
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>>3709921
>Challenge Elite 4 Lance
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>>3709956
So we just pretend that FishStick knows it or something? Is that even fair?
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>Knock over Statue
It topples over easily, shattering on the ground.

“h-hey! What the fuck?” The nerd in the cape is pissed.

What do?

>Challenge Elite 4 Lance
>Write in
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>>3709970
>>Challenge Elite 4 Lance
>>3709968
That's what we been doing the entire quest.
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>>3709970
>>Challenge Elite 4 Lance
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>>3709970
>Challenge Elite 4 Lance
I swear it was an accident.
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>>3709970
>>Challenge Elite 4 Dracula
>Die monster! You don't belong in this world.
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>>3709971
Touché.

>>3709976
Save that for Blue/Him
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>>3709982
But Lance is the one who dresses as a vampire. And in character we are supposed to think there's no Champion
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>Challenge Elite 4 Lance

“You little piece of shit. Those statues are expensive! I’m going to crush you with the power of my Dragon type pokemon, and then we’re going to have a little talk about respecting other people’s property.”

Fair enough.

Lance is sending out Gyarados!
What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709995
Noodle + Dragon rage
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709995
>Noodle+Thunder
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3709995
>Noodle, Thunder
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>>3709997
Dragon Rage cannot STAB or be super-effective. Stop it.

>>3710002
GOD
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>>3710002
Welp, I knew it was gonna happen eventually...
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>>3710002
>>
Somebody else please roll. 10s count too.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3709995
>Noodle+Thunder
THUNDAR
>>
come one roll you fucks
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3709995
>Noodle+Thunder
Come on redemption
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>Noodle - Thunder

That would be a great idea.. if it landed.
Gyarados takes a big old bite out of her backside. That hurts!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

——
Also last post of the night.
Hate to do it mid battle but I have a feeling this one is gonna take a while and I wanna sleep :)
See ya tomorrow
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3710052
>Noodle+Thunder
THUNDAR
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>>3710052
See ya QM
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3710052
>Try again
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3710052
FishStick Thunder.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3710052
>Noodle, Thunder
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>>3710077
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3710052
>Noodle, Thunder
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3710052
>Noodle+Thunder
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3710052
>Noodle, Thunder
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3710052
Noodle, thunder
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>>3710077
Delete it, no one will know...
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3710052
Noodle + thunder
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3710052
>Argue that since Lance is a dragon master trainer, he should only use dragon type pokemon, and Gyarados is clearly not.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3710052
>dragon rage to piss off that anon
>>
LIFE IS PAIN

I HATE
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3710261
This. Challenge him to a debate!
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>>3709072
I'll bite, what movie is the OP image inspired from?
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>>3710899
Fight Club my dude, or at least I'm pretty sure
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>>3710903
You're correct, thanks. Never seen that particular poster before.
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>>3710052
>call him out on gyrados not being a dragon type
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>Noodle - Dragon Rage

You both use Dragon Rage - It’s super effective!
But... it does fixed damage so they both survive? You think that’s how that move works?

Either way, Noodle is in serious trouble and the Gyarados takes a hit. What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3712420

>Noodle, Dab on the Hater.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3712420
>Noodle, Thunder
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3712420
Noodle, Thunder
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>>3712437

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynXKdM5aUJ0 Also busting out the music
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>>3712437

I also hope this pisses off Lance as he's getting styled upon.
>>
>Noodle - Dab

Critical Dab! The Gyarados goes down.
You wonder what this world has come to.

Lance is sending out Dragonair!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3712453
>Noodle T-poses the armless snake dragon to establish dominance
>>
>>3712454

Support, Also call it "pathetic"
>>
>>3712458
>>3712454
Unironically this
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3712460
Forgot my roll
>>
>Noodle - T-Pose

Noodle strike a potent T-pose. The mental damage is incalculable. Dragonair slams into the side of her head with some ACTUAL damage.
Dream goes down!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3712470
Stuart+Hyper Fang
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3712470
>Gurren, Twinneedle
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>>3712474

support but also headpat stuart regardless on the outome.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3712470
>Dream goes down!
>Dream

>Have Lance be disqualified for attacking a Pokemon inside it's ball
>>
>>3712481
urrr woops got my BIG GIRLS mixed up
>>
>Stuart - Hyperfang

Stuart sinks his teeth into some scaly goodness. Dragonair goes down!

Lance is just gonna send out another. How original.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3712485
our harem of lushes ladies is indeed great
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3712500
>Stuart+Hyper Fang
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3712500

Where's the headpat QM >>3712480

Anyway

>Stuart, Hyper Fang again
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3712500
>Stuart+Hyper Fang
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>>3712516
No. No this is bullshit. Fuck 4chan dice.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3712500
Stuart+Bide
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>>3712518
>>3712516
YOU HAVE FUCKED UP
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3712500
>Stuart, Double Edge
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3712500
>Stuart, Hyper Fang
>>
>>3712516
>Stuart - Hyper Fang

Stuart goes for another juicy hyper fang, but the Dragonair blasts out a hyperbeam!

It misses Stuart entirely but... it’s coming right for you! Oh no, you’re gonna get blow away-

Stuart tosses himself in front of the beam and takes the full damage.

Stuart goes down!
He’s... really down.

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3712542
Fishstick+ body slam
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3712542
>Look how they massacred my boy...
>Bernie, SLASH
>>
>>3712542
>Write in
Potion him. POTION HIM NOW YOU FUCKER! YOU'RE NOT USING MY ROLL AS THE CAUSE OF HIS DEATH!
>>
>>3712549
changing to support
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3712542
>holy shit lance you fucker you killed my pokemon
dream+hyper beam lances legs
>>
>>3712549
>>3712553
Potions don’t worked on KO’d pokemon, silly,

or dead ones.

>>3712548
Bernie lashes out with a vicious slash!
Dragoinair still needs to recharge from hyperbeam!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3712549
support
>>
>>3712562
REVIVE STUART
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3712562
>Bernie, Slash
>>
>>3712562
Use a revive on Stuart
>>
>>3712570
>Bernie - Slash
with a 1 - 2 slash Bernie takes out the Dragonair.

There’s a brief lull in the battle.

Lance is about to send out Aerodactyl.

What do?

>Revive Stuart
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3712562
NOOOOOOOOO!
>>
>>3712577
>>Revive Stuart
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3712577

Since lance probably killed Stuard...


>DREAM, ENGAGE RIDLEY MOTHER FUCKER POWER BOMB.
>>
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3712577
Take that you piece of shit.
>FishStick, Hydropump
>>
>>3712582

MOTHER FUCKER, DON'T DO THIS TO ME. WE HAVE TO GET OUR REVENGE.
>>
>>3712577
REVIVE STUART
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3712577
>Noodle, Thunder
>>
>>3712582
>>3712583
did you fuckers miss the REVIVE STUART option
>>
>>3712591
He's dead, Jim.
>>
>>3712591

considering our luck I expected the worst, but fine I'll support revive stuart.


but if it's proven dead we go for blood.
>>
>>3712594
what do you think revive's are for
>>
>Revive Stuart
You use a revive on Stuart.
Or... at least you try to. He’s not taking it.
Come on... eat the pill you dumb fucking rat! GET UP. We’re not done with the elite 4 yet! GET UP.
GET. UP.

... Stuart... get up....


What do...

>Cry like bitch
>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPE
>Write in
>>
>>3712577
>>Revive Stuart
>>
>We off Blue's Raticate
>Make fun of him at Pokemon Tower
>Lance offs Stuart
>Blue makes fun of us at the Pokemon League
POTTERY
>>
>>3712611

>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPE

I knew it.
>>
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>>3712611
aaaahhh nnaaaahhhh, HE KIILLL MY BOOOOYY

>Cry like bitch
>>
>>3712611
>>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPE
>>
>>3712611
>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPE
>>
>>3712611
>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPE
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>>3712611
>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPE
He better be able to revive QM
>>
>>3712611
>Attempt to communicate with Stuart in the MINDSCAPE
YOU'RE IN THERE SOMEWHERE DAMMIT
>>
>Enter the Mindscape

Ah, there he is.

“Ow. Oh, hey Red! That one really knocked the wind out of me.”

OH THANK GOD.

What do?

>Hug Stuart
>Ask how you can help
>Write in
>>
>>3712631
>Hug Stuart
>Ask how you can help
>>
>>3712631
>>Hug Stuart
>>Ask how you can help
>>
>>3712631

>Hug Stuart
>Ask how you can help
>>
>>3712631
>>Hug Stuart
>>Ask how you can help
>>
>>3712631
>Hug Stuart
>Ask how you can help
>>
>>3712631
>Hug Stuart
>Ask how you can help
>>
>>3712631
>>Hug Stuart
>>Ask how you can help
>>Write in
Show scene from Lance's POV
>>
>Hug Stuart
That happens.

>Ask how you can help
“Oh don’t *cough* worry. I’ll be fine. I must have just miscalculated a bit. As long as my mind is here I can’t be de-“

...
...
...

>Write in
>>
>>3712645

>Dream....Break Lance's Back. Bane style.
>>
>>3712645
>Use the power of Greed to bring Stewart back
>The true treasure was the friends we made along the way
>>
>>3712645
>>Write in
Apologise to Blue for making fun of his raticate when it died.
>>
>>3712647

Actually wait, continue the battle. Defeat Lance and THEN break his back bane style with Dream
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>>3712645
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>3712647
support
>>
>>3712645
Use Glutoony on Stuart to make him eat the revive.
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
>>
>>3712672
Wait, I know how to revive Stuart. We just have to SURF CINNABAR
>>
>>3712672
OH SHIT ITS REAL, he's fucking dead.
>>
>>3712672
>Stuart's actually dead
RIP AND TEAR
>>
>>3712672
Fuck you
>>
>>3712672

still sticking with my plan but this just reaffirms breaking Lance's back. He shot first so he must pay.
>>
Lance is sending out Aerodactyl, ready or not!

“Will you quit your bellyaching? Did you forget you’re in the middle of a battle?”

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
>>3712647
>>3712645
Support
>>
>>3712695
>dream+RIP AND TEAR
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3712695
Berni+fire storm
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3712695
Dream+Break
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3712695
>Dream, double kick.
>Walk closer to Lance
>>
>>3712701

It’s not very effective, but for some reason Bernie is hitting extra hard today. Aerodactyl endures and hits back with a BITE.
Bernie endures it and looks badass.

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3712714

>Bernie, burn him good with flamethrower
>>
Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3712714
>Burn
>>
>>3712718

Or seismic toss, idc.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3712714
>Bernie, flamethrower
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

Bernie, burn him good with flamethrower

>>3712721
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>
>Bernie - Burn

That. Happens.

Lance is about to send out Dragonite!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3712714
>Bernie+flamethrower
DONT LOSE YOUR WAY
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3712727
>Bernie, Fly
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3712727
". . ."
>Fishstick+Ice Beam
>>
>>3712728
SUPPORT
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3712727
>Bernie tears off Dragonite's arms with the double Arbok scarf
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3712728

>Bernie, Super Dragon Soul. Flamethrower.
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>>3712735
godammit
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>>3712735
>>3712736
FUCKING
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>>3712735
>>3712736
Nigger.
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>>3712735
>>3712736
Don't you do this to us
>>
LOOKS LIKE WE ARE LOSING TWO POKEMON TODAY
>>
It's okay because once we win, we're definitely breaking Lance's back.
>>
>>3712735
>>3712736

Bernie goes for a big flamethrower but...
FUCK. Dragonite blasts him out of the sky!
FUCK FUCK.

but....

Bernie [E N D U R E S] through sheer force of will!
He manages to blast the Dragonite!
Dragonite endures it.
Bernie is just about ready to fall over...

what do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
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>>3712758
>Bernie + FINAL SLASH
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3712758
FishStick Ice Beam
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3712758
>Dream, BLIZZARD
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3712758
>Fishstick+Ice Beam
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3712758
PPPPPPOOOOOTTTTTTIIIIIOOOONNNN+ Flamethrower
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3712758
Bernie, Slash
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3712758

>Bernie, Fly Straight through him while sanbika plays in the background.
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>>3712768
Thank you, anon, for forgetting to refresh.
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>>3712768
please my heart
>>
>>3712769

https://soundcloud.com/felipe-bahena/eir-aoi-sanbika

fuck youtube
>>
Rolled 1 (1d1)

Fuck d10s, this isn't the time for them.
>>
>>3712768
>Bernie - Slash
He tries, he really does.
But the damage from that hyper beam is just too much... he does manage to make a little scratch, however.
You’re pretty lucky that Dragonite had to recharge this turn.

Bernie goes down!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3712786
Berni+full restore
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3712786
>Fishstick+Ice Beam
I want that lizard on ice.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3712786
>Dream Mega Punches Dragonite so hard she retroactively aborts it from ever being born
>>
>>3712792

Supporting this.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3712786
Dream, Rockslide.
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>>3712792
Make it a popsicle, QM, don't faint it.
>>
>>3712792
>Fishstick - ice beam
You don’t remember ever teaching that move to Fishstick, but you also don’t remember if you accidentally used it before anyway.
So that happens!
It’s super effective, and the Dragonite is barely hanging on.
It hits back with a gnarly Slam, but Fishstick endures it.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3712810
FishStick Ice beam
>>
>>3712810
>second verse same as the first
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3712810

>Finish it Fishstick, Surf
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3712810
>FishStick Ice beam
>>
hey guys i was late how the battle with the el
>stuart is dead
i am voting to kill lance
>>
I want that Dragonite frozen and I want it to stay out.
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>It's just a Pokemon battle, bro!
I'll Pokemon battle your Dragonite, megafaggot.
>>
>Fishstick Ice Beam
Super effective!
... Dragonite goes down!
You win! You’ve earned the right to challenge the Pokemon Champion!
Lance hands over... nothing. Hey, where’d he go?

What do?

>Look for lance
>Move on
>Write in
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>>3712852
>Look for lance
>>
>>3712852
>>Look for lance
>>
>>3712852
>Look for lance
I bet he's by that statue we knocked over.
>>
>>3712852
>Look for lance
>>
>>3712852
>Heal
>>
>>3712852
>Look for lance
>>
>Look for Lance
You want to at least kick that guy square in the ol testes.

Instead you find... a puddle of blood? It trails off towards the champion’s room....

What do?

>Heal up and move on
>Write in

———

Last post for the night - We’ve got some big stuff coming up tomorrow. See ya!
>>
>>3712877
>>Heal up and move on
>>
>>3712877
>heal up
>check on Bernie and stuart one last time before we go
>>
>>3712877
>Heal up and move on
Some nigger stole our kill! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Good night QM.
>>
>>3712877
>Heal up and move on

>>3712884
>Stuart
He's dead, Jim.
>>
>>3712877
>>Heal up and move on
>>
>>3712877
>Heal up and move on
Late to the party but w/e.
>>
>>3712877
>Heal up and move on
>>
>>3712877
>Heal up and move on
Stuart's sacrifice won't be in vain. We'll break the champion.
>>
>>3712884

This but also break the remaining statues.
>>
>>3712877
>>Heal up and move on
Shit, he was kinda important in the sequel.
>>
>>3712890
just let me see my boy
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>>3712877
>Heal up
>Send out all your team to destroy all the statues, then powerwalk with all of them up to the Champion's room like something out of badass Red fanart
>Stuart lying dead in your arms
>Gurren and Bernie flanking your left and right
>Dream and Noodle on the far sides
>Fishstick slithering behind everyone like the big boy he is
>>
>>3713045
support
>>
>>3713045
1+
>>
>>3713045
support, love me some noodle
>>
>>3713052
>>3713067
>>3713082
Bernie has been with us since the beginning alongside Stuart. Gurren is what inspired Red early in the quest, what caused the Missingno drowning encounter too, and what helped inspire Vermillion Joy to become a better person. Sure Dream was on the team before Gurren was, but now more than ever the PIERCING THE HEAVENS matters against the Champion.
>>
>>3713045
Supporting this one
>>
>>3713045
Do this please
>>
>>3712877
>>Use escape rope.
>>
>>3713045
Support
>>
Guys we need to find Lance and murder him
Also I think I understand how Blue feels now
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I hope that Lance is alive so we can Raging Demon him.
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>>3713045
supporting
>>
>>3713994
That's how we get [WRATH]
>>
>>3713045

Also supporting
>>
>>3714211
We already have wrath
>>
>>3714252
wrath 2
>>
>>3714323
It is a eletric move.
>>
>Cool Team pose as you enter Champion’s room

You take a quick moment to smash all of Lance’s stupid dragon statues. Leaving Stuart where he is, you take the crew into the next room. We mad.

You enter the Champions chamber to find a wide open space and

>What
>The
>...Fuck?
>>
>>3714908
>WHO ARE YOU?
>>
>stare

Somehow this isn’t exactly what you were expecting.


What do?

>Approach
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>Write in
>>
>>3714929
>Approach with our team ready. This is a final boss if there ever was one.
>>
>>3714929
>Who's in that cross?
>>
>>3714929
>>Approach
>>
>Approach

It’s Blue.

“Oh, hey Red. Funny seeing you here.”

It looks like he’s suspended up on some sort of mechanical cross, attached by tubes and circuitry. Oh, and two gigantic stakes in his wrists.

“Yeah, that’s right. I’m the Pokemon Champion of Kanto. Got here just a little while before you did, as usual. Can you believe how easy the Elite 4 were? What a joke. And those guards at the beginning? Nobody has time for that nonsense. And now nobody will need to! haha!”

What do?

>Ask how he got this way
>Ask where Lance is
>Challenge Pokemon Champion Blue
>Write in
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>>3714963
>Ask where Lance is
>Ask how he got this way
>>
>>3714963
>Ask where Lance is
>>
>>3714963
>Blue... is this all natty?
>>
>>3714963
>Ask how he got this way
>Ask where Lance is

Also congratulate him on becoming champion but ask if it was nesscarykilling the guards
>>
>>3714963
>Why is there biblical imagery
>Did you stake yourself and how
>>
>>3714963
>How do you trow pokeball with your arms stucks? ... do you poop in a tube?
>>
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>>3714981
>>3714989
Supporting these
Just bombard him with dumb questions.
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>>3714963
>>Ask how he got this way
>>
>Ask about Lance

“Oh, the Dragon Nerd? You don’t need to worry about him anymore. He failed. He was supposed to kill at least THREE of your pokmon, and all he managed to do was cream the rat. So he’s being punished right now.”

>Ask how he got this way
“Hahah oh boy, now there’s a funny story Red. I never wanted it to end up like this. But things happen. Sometimes you end up strapped to a techno-cross that pumps your poop out and pumps steroids and hormones in. Sometimes...
Sometimes you can develop a reaaaaaal nasty infection when someone smashes you balls in.”

>Write in
>>
>>3714996
...do you still got them? Are-are you trying to compensate for something?
>>
>...

“Sometimes... the infection SPREADS.”
>>
>>3714996
>Why didn't he go to to an hospital or shoved his balls on the healing machine on the pokémon centers?
>>
>>3714996
>Sorry you can't handle the bantz, bro
>>
>...

“You go to the hospital, but they can’t help. And suddenly it’s all over...”
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>>3715016
I don't think he's listening...
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>>3715016
I was in a hurry and you never listen and challenge me out of the blue.
>>
>>3715016

>At first I was going to be sympathetic with you, have a real heart to heart and maybe put our rivalry behind us and come to acknowledge one other. Since we both experience the pain of losing a pokemon, even more fitting that it was a raticate. But you're being a real douche right now.

No wonder why your grandpa never loved you.
>>
>...

“And you end up a dickless freak! Sure, grandpa’s trying to fix you up but... I don’t think it’s coming back.”

What do?

>Apologize
>Mock
>Challenge Pokemon Champion Blue
>Write in
>>
>>3715036
>Ask him what his pronouns are now
>>
Did Blue lose a Raticate in this timeline?
>>
>>3715036
>Apologize
>For about the butt kicking he will receive.
>Challenge Pokemon Champion Blue
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>>3715036
>Apologise then challenge
>>
>>3715036
>Apologize
>Challenge
>>
>>3715036
>Challenge Pokemon Champion Blue
>>
>>3715036
>Mock
>But you're not a dickless freak, I'm looking at a dick right now
>Challenge Pokemon Champion Blue
>>
>>3715036
Apologize

>Challenge Pokemon Champion Blue

How do you end up losing your dick if only your balls were lost?
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>>3715036
>Apologize
>Challenge

we are going to fucking die
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYMWMft83G0

>Apologize
“Oh there’s no reason to be sorry, Red. I’m the Pokemon Champion! And besides, I’m going to get exactly what I want.”

...

“Because when I win, I’m going to rip your dick off. I’m gonna rip it off and sew it on where MINE used to be. Then, I’m going to fly down to Pallet and FUCK your MOM into a COMA!”

Blue wants to battle!
He’s sending out Pidgeot!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715103
>Fishstick+Ice Beam
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3715103
>>Fishstick+Ice Beam
we fucking broke this man
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3715103

>Noodle, Thunder
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715103
>>3715114
This
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3715103
>Fishstick uses Ice Beam
>>
Stop rolling.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715103
Fishstick Ice Beam
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>>3715103
as we attack yell at him"ITS YOUR FAULT STUART IS DEAD!"
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>>3715103
>Wait, you still want to settle this in a pokemon fight even though you're roided up?
>>
>>3715117
This and yell 'no one gets to do that to mum but me!"
>>
>Fishstick - Ice Beam

He hits with Ice Beam, it’s super effective!
Pidgeot endures and hits back with Wing Attack!

You yell at Blue for Stuart’s death. He laughs hysterically.

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3715191
no, no, no, no and, nnnnoooo
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3715199
>Fishstick Ice Beam
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715199
>Fishstick, Hydropump
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3715199
>Bite
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715199
>Fishstick snacks on the giant pigeon
We're taking out his entire team
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3715199
>Use ANOTHER Ice beam.
>Say he cant use our dick to fuck our mother cause it would be second degree incest.
>>
>>3715211
ooooohhhhh
>>
>>3715211
Big Ice beam to the beak. Pidgeot goes down!
One down, five to go.
You shame Blue for his psuedo insestuous fantasy. He makes a little jerkoff motion with his hand.

Blue is sending out Alakazam!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715232
Fishstick+bite
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3715232
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Noodle+Bite this fucker in the face
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3715232
>Gurren, Twinneedle
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3715232
Damn, we don't have Jynx for this one.
>Fishstick+Bite
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3715232
Send Gurren, use Twinneedle.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3715232
FishStick Hyper Beam
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>>3715241
what have you done
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>>3715241
Well, that couldn’t have gone any worse.
Fishstick gets blasted with a psychic attack...
he goes down!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
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Blue would be that dick and not let us use a 6th pokemon since lance killed ours.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3715265
>Gurren, Twineedle
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3715265

>Gurren, Twin Needle the fuck out of his brain or anus, idc which
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715265

Noodle Hyper Beam
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3715265
Send Gurren, use Twinneedle.
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>>3715272
>>3715273
>two bug hits
Nice.
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>>3715265
>>Gurren, Twineedle
support, stop rolling
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>Gurren - Twin Needle
Gurrent hits with the bug type move, It’s super effective!
But... Alakazam endures it! Just barely...
It hits back with a psybeam! Gurren is rocked by it!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715292
>Gurren, Fury Attack!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715292
>Gurren, Fury Attack!
>Proceded by seven whole posts of MUDA MUDA MUDA!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715292
>>Gurren, Fury Attack!
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>>3715304
>>3715298
these rolls
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3715292

>Gurren, Fury Attack!
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>MUDAMUDAMU
DAMNIT. Alakazam catches Gurren with a um, psychic uppercut? Weird.

Gurren can barely fly!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3715331
>Twineedle
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3715331
Potion+Twineedle
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3715353
This but WITH A GOOD ROLL!
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3715331
>Gurran+Twineedle
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>>3715353

That psychic uppercut sure is something.
Gurren goes down!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715365
>Bernie, Flammenwerfer
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715365
>REVIVE FISHSTICK
>SEND OUT BERNIE
>FLAMETHROWER
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3715365
Bernier, flamethrower
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715365
>>REVIVE FISHSTICK
>>SEND OUT BERNIE
>>FLAMETHROWER
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715375
>REVIVE FISHSTICK
>SEND OUT BERNIE
>FLAMETHROWER
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>>3715386
Bernie*
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3715365
Revive FishStick
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>>3715387
>>3715375
>>3715369
...we are going to have our dick riped off.
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>>3715394
>revive fishstick
>no attack command
>nat10
>>3715400
it doesn't matter we are fucked anyways
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>>3715404
He cant fuck us without a dick.
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>>3715400
Most likely, yes.

>>3715412
He’ll use ours.

>>3715394
You revive Fishstick! He’s pretty beat up but he’s raring to go.
Oop. Alakazam just blasts him with a psybeam.
Fishstick goes down!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10

>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3715425
>BERNIE+FLAMETHROWER
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3715425
>Dream MEGA PUNCHES THE FUCK OUT THIS PRICK
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715425
Bernie Flamethrower
Revive FishStick Again.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715425
>Bernie+Flamethrower
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715425
this is the second time that a nat 10 fucked us over
>BERNIE+FLAMETHROWER
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3715425
>BERNIE, SLASH
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715425
ill lend this thread my powers, just this one time.

send dummy thicc dragonnite to mega punch
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>>3715436
why don't you get that we can't fucking cheese the fight with items
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>>3715432
>>3715433
>>3715436
>>3715438
>>3715439
>>3715443
What the actual fuck
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>>3715447
There can be only one explanetion...

Blue is manipulating the dice.
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>>3715456
mother of god
>>
>Bernie - Flamethrower
You roll bad and miss. Bernie eats a psybeam to the face!
But.. he endures it! Man, Bernie is such a badass.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3715472
Bernie Slash
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3715472
>BERNIE+FLAMETHROWER
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3715472
FLAMETHROWER!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3715472
I channel my spirit energy to bernie so he can spirit bomb that alakazam
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715472
>Bernie chokes the fuck out of Alakazam with Arbok
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>>3715456
By losing his dick he by default is stuck in no-fap, he's been on it for so long he has ascended and gained immense psychic powers that can warp reality. ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT BLUE WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF POKEMON!!!!
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>>3715480
FUCKING FINALLY
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>>3715485
We can make him cum by probing his butt.
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>>3715480

>Bernie - Flamethrower

Well that’s one fire put out, so to speak.

Blue is sending out Rhydon!
What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3715520
>Noodle+dragon rage
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3715520
>Dream uses Double Kick
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3715520
Noodle Blizzard.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3715520
DREAM
DOUBLE KICK
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3715528
>>
>>3715544
AW SHIT NOODLE IS GOING TO TEAR INTO RHYDON'S ROCKY BODY WITH THOSE DRAGON FANGS AND DO MASSIVE DAMAGE
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715544
thanks for the 40 damage mate
>Dream uses Double Kick
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>>3715547
40 damage.
>>
I can't roll again for the rest of this battle for fear of a nat one
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>>3715528
Perfect roll
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>>3715559
do it now this fucker just used dragon rage
>>
anyone want to explain why dragon rage is bad at this moment?
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>>3715544
>Noodle - Dragon Rage

Noodle channels her inner fury and OBLITERATES Rhydon with DRAGON RAGE!
The effect is blinding, the sound deafening and it does a massive, tremendous, and most importantly RELIABLE 40 POINTS OF DAMAGE.
HOLY SHIT.

Rhydon hits back with Horn Drill and it hurts quite a bit.

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
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>>3715577
it only does 40 damage. We have better moves.
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>>3715577
40 damage. No STAB, no typing. It's like the health of a Level 20 Wartortle.
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>>3715577
Because it only does a FIXED 40 damage, Rhydon has a shitton of HP, so it will be like scratching a brick wall with a stick.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715592
>dream, double kick
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3715592
Surf.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3715592
Noodle Blizzard
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3715592
>Dream uses Double Kick and actually TAKES ADVANTAGE OF TYPING DIFFERENCES
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>>3715600
STOP GIVING ME THREES AHHHH
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3715592
Wait a second, doesn't Noodle have blizzard? use that and fully heal Bernie with Mega Potion?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3715592
>>Dream uses Double Kick
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>>3715615
Well done Anon. Time to turn this battle on our favor.
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>>3715615
She does, sort of. We kinda fudge it in there but

>Noodle - Blizzard
Noodle blasts Rhydon with blizzard, it’s super effective! Rhydon goes down!

>Bernie - Potion
Tough luck, kid. You’re all out.

Red is about to send in Arcanine!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3715641
>Dream uses Double Kick
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3715641
>Dream+Surf
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

dream+double kick
>>3715641
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715641
>Dream, Body Slam
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>>3715649
>>3715655
Oh now the Dice Gods are just taking the piss
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3715641
>Dream+Surf
Cause y'know, it is SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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>>3715655
S A V E D
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>>3715655
Saved
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>>3715668
Yeah, I don't understand why we're dicking around in the fucking CHAMPION BATTLE. It's like they WANT to be eunuchs.
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>>3715682
We are either dicking to flex on him or because we are while we still can.
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>>3715649
>>3715655

>Dream - Doublekick
One misses, one hits hard. The good kick giveth, and the good kick taketh away.
Arcanine takes a respectable chunk of damage, and hits back with a vicious take down!
It looks like it really hurt! Both pokemon are roughed up, but the Aracnine is looking worse for the wear.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3715698

>Dream, Mega Punch
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3715698
Fucking SURF HIM! OR at least Earthquacke!
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3715698
>bernie+fly
pls no 1
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>>3715710
good job
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>>3715710
How can noodle know fly if they didnt have wings until ten minutes ago
>>
WE STILL HAVE REVIVES THOUGH, RIGHT? WE MIGHT BE OUT OF POTIONS BUT REVIVES ARE STILL IN BABY
REVIVE BERNIE AND GURREN NEXT SO WE CAN RECREATE THE FIRST BATTLE
or punch Blue in the crotch using the power of Wrath hand?
>>
>>3715725
>how can noddle know fly
>bernie+fly
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>>3715736
BERNIE IS KO'D
FISHSTICK IS KO'D
GURREN IS KO'D
ALL WE HAVE IS DREAM AND NOODLE
WE NEED TO USE THOSE LAST FEW REVIVES
>>
>>3715710

>Bernie - Big Bonk

Arcanine takes a full grown Charizard to the dome.
Arcanine goes down!

Blue is sending out Exeggutor!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
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>>3715733
If we Punch blue in the crotch, he will just stare at us and them remove our spine.
>>
wait no, Bernie is still up but slightly damaged somewhat
fuck it's hard to keep track of this shit

>>3715748
Godhand works on anything on contact. We could try Sloth on him too, I guess.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3715745
Bernie Flamethrower
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3715745
>Bernie, BURASTO BARN! (Fire Blast)
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3715745
Flamethrower.
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>>3715755
NANNNNIIIIIIIIIII
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3715745
>Bernie, Fire Blast
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>>3715758
SOMEONE ROLL A FUCKING 10 PLEASE!
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okay so
>Stuart = DEAD
>Fishstick = KO'd by Alakazam Psybeam
>Gurren = KO'd by Alakazam Psychic Uppercut
>Bernie = Active, decent health
>Noodle = Active, somewhat injured
>Dream = Active, somewhat injured
WE NEED TO USE THEM DAMN REVIVES FOR FUCK'S SAKE PEOPLE
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>>3715755
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3715755
JUST

>Flamethrower
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3715745
>Bernie+fire blast
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3715745
BERNIE FIRE BLAST
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3715745
flamethrower
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>>3715766
See >>3715425
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>>3715776
WE NEED TO USE THE LAST FEW REVIVES I KNOW WE STILL HAVE, WE SHOULD HAVE LIKE 2 OR 3 LEFT BY THIS POINT AND DAMN WHATEVER THE QM SAYS
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>>3715774
>>3715755

woops Bernie takes a stomp to the face.
He’d probably endure if he weren’t so beaten up already.

Bernie goes down!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3715766
Can we try to use the psychic chunk of building to shit out some Max Revives?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3715788
>Dream, Horn Drill
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3715788
>Dream uses Earthquake
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>>3715788
BACKING >>3715792
We have that chunk of building since fucking Vermillion! It helped us back in Silph Co, it'll help us here too! We have the money damnit!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715788
Noodle, Blizzard
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>>3715796
>crit Gen 1 EQ on Exeggutor
Nice, now NOBODY ELSE ROLL
>>
NOBODY ELSE ROLL
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>>3715796
support
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>>3715804
>>3715803
what a hive mind
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>>3715803
>>3715804
>same second post
sweet
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3715788
>Noodle, Blizzard
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>>3715816
what are you doing
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>>3715816
Ha. Sucks for you, he's down, faggot.
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>>3715816
Are you brain dead perchance
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>>3715816
The fucking madman
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>>3715816
YOU FAGGET
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>>3715822
Nevermind, but we still got a Horn Drill.
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>>3715816
You Nigger, didn't you see the 10?
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>>3715796
>>3715816

>Hmmmm


What do?
>10
>1
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>>3715845
>10
>>
>>3715845
>>1
End our suffering already
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>>3715845
>>10
PLEASE GOD PLEASE
>>
>>3715845
>>3715845
>pray
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>>3715845
>10
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>>3715845

Know what do it? Do it so we have every excuse to side with missingno and end the world
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>>3715845
>1
>>
>>3715845
10.
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>>3715850
>>3715872
FUCKING DIE
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>>3715845
10
>>
>>3715845
>10
>Pray to Arceus
We are in the fight of our lives we need everything we can get
>>
>>3715879
>arceus
who?
>>
>>3715792
You can try, but Blue will probably wipe your pokemon before you’re done haggling with the damn thing.

>>3715845
>10

Dream uses Earthquake!
It’s... actually not very effective against Exeggutor.
But it’s a 10 so it does a decent chunk of damage.
You probably should have used a poison move, huh?
Exeggutor stomps Dream in the face and knocks her loopy.

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3715885
>poison move
a what???
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3715885
Noodle Blizzard
Revive FishStick.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3715885
>Revive Bernie, Dream+Mega Punch
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715885
>Noodle Blizzard
>Revive FishStick.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3715885
>Dream, improvised poison move, Venom Fist
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715885
>Dream uses Pin Needle?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3715885
THIS >>3715896
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3715885
>Dream
>Body Slam
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Well we're fucked.
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>>3715889
A POISON MOVE
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>>3715912
Pretend this >>3715896 uses Poison Sting and Mega Punch.
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>>3715912
you lost me
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>>3715912
Toxic?
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>>3715890
>>3715892
>>3715895

How many things to you people think you can do in a turn?

Anyway Dream gets kicked in the face again and goes down, but not before hitting Exeggutor with [A POISON MOVE]. Exeggutor is in rough shape!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3715885
>Realize that Execcutor kicked Dream in her Sting that has poison, hence he suffer from a poison sting.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3715932
>Noodle uses [AN ICE MOVE]
>>
nobody rolls
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3715932
>Noodle uses [AN ICE MOVE]
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>>3715938

Unfortunately you shouldn't bother.
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>>3715944
dont jinx it you bafoon
>>
>>3715947
>bafoon

Baboon + Buffoon ?
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>Noodle - Ice Move

Ice move happens. Exeggutor goes down!
Just one mon left for both of you....

Blue is sending out Blastoise!

What do?

>Noodle - Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715963
Noodle Thunder
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3715963
>Noodle Thunder
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3715963
>Thunder
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3715963
>noode+thunder
i swear
to god
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3715963
Thunder
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3715963d
>Noodle, use Thunder!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3715963
>Noodle Thunder
>>
do we have any items left?
>>
>>3715982
Everybody stop
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>>3715982
And that's a wrap, we won the league.
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>>3715986
revives i belive
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>>3715982
>THIS IS FOR STUART YOU FLAT CROTCHED FUCKWAD!!!
RO RO FIGHT THE POWAH
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>>3715982
REDVENGERS ASSEMBLE
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>>3715982
>Noodle - Thunder

Noodle hits HARD with thunder! It’s super effective!
But.... Blastoise Endures! It seems extra mad at you.

Blastoise Uses Blizzard. SHIT! It’s super effective! SHIT SHIT SHIT!
Noodle is hanging on by a thread!

What do?
>Noodle, Write in ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
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>>3716000
I kinda want to try the godhand on blue just to see if it breaks him since he can't get off.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3716017

>Noodle Thunder again
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>>3716017
ITS STEEL TYPE, REVIVE BERNIE
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3716017
>Revive Bernie, Noodle+Thunder
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3716017
>Noodle, Thunder
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>>3716022

supporting this instead
>>
>>3716017
do we have any full restores?
>>
Do not roll, we need that Revive.
>>
>>3716020
Guys this should be good enough since it's a water type

Only way it'd fail would be if qm's a fag
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3716017
>Revive Bernie, Noodle+Thunder
>>
we should use the rest of the revives for our pokemon
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3716022
supporting
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>>3716022
also support
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>>3716022
You guys just never learn
>>3715932
>How many things to you people think you can do in a turn?
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>>3716033
FUCKING YES
>>
Depression is knowing that if we kept gurren in our party she'd have been useful here and acknowledging we should've used kitty since he was our buff saviour. And stronger than gurren
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nice
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>>3716033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8NqsErtak
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>>3716041
we did
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>>3716039

Then just revive bernie or kill blastoist, idc. Desperation is a bitch.
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>>3716041
>And stronger than gurren
Nice try RG, I'm not falling for that samefagging
>>
>Noodle - Thunder

You keep trying to do two things at once, but you can only do one.

Noodle blasts Blastoise with THUNDER.
However... this is the main pokemon of the Pokemon Champion!
...It Endures. And knows Noodle out with another Blizzard.

...You’re out of Pokemon.

“Well that tears it, Red. You Lose. And now I’m gonna tear it. It being your dick, right off of your body.”

What do?

>Beg
>Cry
>Run
>Write in
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>>3716041

But we do have gurren in the party. They were ko by a psychic uppercut.
>>
>>3716053

Fucking called it.

>Go out like a man and fight Blue man to man. God hand wraith style
>>
>>3716053
Fight back.
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>>3716053
>[WRATH] your dick, if you can't have it, nobody can.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3716053
>slap with sloth
hmm
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3716053
>steal his sin
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3716053
fight back
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3716053
>Slap this little bitch with the [WRATH GODHAND]
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>>3716053
>use ninja force field
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>>3716069
Well then...
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>>3716053
>>3716069
support
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3716053
We didnt Black out.
So we still got a Pokemon.
Ghost Stuart... Bide.
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>>3716071
There's also this, too. Fucking cheater.
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>>3716069
>Fight Back
You prepare to fight back, getting your [WRATH] Ready.

It’s also pretty clear to you that he has the power of [ENVY]. As far as you know, that makes it even ground, and he’s also a roided up monster.
He’s going to rip your dick off of your body, like it or not.

What do?

>Cash in 10
>Try to talk it out
>What’s that behind me
>Write in
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>>3716077
Oh fuck, have we still got the Silph Scope?
>>
>>3716088
>What’s that behind me
>>
>>3716088
>COULD IT BE?
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>>3716088
>>What’s that behind me
>INB4 QM is tricking us
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>>3716088
>NANI!?
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>>3716088
Nah, screw it.
>cash in the 10
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>>3716090
>>3716088
Well you may have the title Blue, but guess what i have besides a dick?

A living Raticate.
>>
>>3716088

>What's that behind me
>>
>>3716088
>Cash in 10
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>>3716088
>>Cash in 10
>>What’s that behind me
>>
>>3716107
You realize that cashing in the 10 is mutually exclusive, right?
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>>3716111
Just Cash the ten on whatever is behind us.
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>>3716107

fuk it support
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>>3716098
>>3716104
These should count towards
>What’s that behind me

>>3716117
Oh, so you want to kill Stuart? Because that's how you kill Stuart. That 10 is for the [WRATH] hand, it cannot be transferred to anything else. Example: that Nat 10 Dragon Rage on The Champ.
>>
>Fight’s not over

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAn8FVUp090

It’s... It’s him!
This battle isn’t over. You’ve still got 1 good pokemon left!

WHAT. DO.

>STUART - KANTO SMASH (Roll1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3716128
>STUART - KANTO SMASH

RAT MIGHT
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3716128
>STUART - KANTO SMASH
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3716128

>STUART - KANTO SMASH (Roll1D10)
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3716128
Stuart Hyper Beam
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3716053
>STUART - KANTO SMASH
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>>3716133
That's it, we're done here.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3716128
>>STUART - KANTO SMASH (Roll1D10)
Nat 1 incoming
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>>3716133
I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT
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>>3716133
OH SHIT
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>>3716133
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>>3716133
Dubs and Nat 10. Well done anon.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3716134
Oh, for fuck's sake.

>>3716128
>STUART - KANTO SMASH (Roll1D10)
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3716088
>STUART - KANTO SMASH!!!
>>
Anyone who hasn't rolled yet needs to roll NOW.
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>>3716145
Stuart gonna end up like All Might, one last punch against the main villain.
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>>3716134
can we null this since stuart doesnt even know hyper beam?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3716128
>STUART - KANTO SMASH
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3716128
KANTO SMASH
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>>3716133

Never said i did fucking nothing with my previous 1s bitches.
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>>3716148
>>3716145
>>3716132
>>3716131
>these dice
glad we got a 10
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>>3716153
agreed
>>
We got six 2s. How?
>>
>Kanto Smash

Stuart rockets THROUGH Blastoise...
Blastoise Goes down...

(1/2)
>>
>>3716171
There's a reason why 20s are standard.
>>
>>3716177

GO BEYOND, PLUS ULRRRRRRRRRRTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ALL ACROSS KANTO SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>3716179
I mean I like the constant crits, but that was bad luck.
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>>3716177
did we just kill blastoise? fuck now I feel bad
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>>3716189
Don't feel bad. Blue tried to off Stuart, who is probably gonna soon now anyway.
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>>3716189

He lost our pity when he tried to steal our dick rather than letting us have a heart to heart with him after losing our pokemon.

Now he better clinch his dummy thicc asscheeks
>>
>You WIN!

You.. you did it!
You’re the Kanto Pokemon Cha-THWAK!

The champion catches a roided up mit to the jaw.
You go down HARD!

“I gotta say, Red. This time you’ve truly surprised me. But I don’t care about this Pokemon shit anymore. I’m over over it. What I’m into right now is ripping off your little baby dick, and making it MY baby dick.”

He’s going to rip your dick off.
Or it’s going to be a fight between men.

What do?

>Write in
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3716205
>RED, KIP UP
Never retreat, never surrender!
>>
>>3716205
>ninja
>forcefield
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3716205
Stuart use Hyper fang
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>>3716210
Support.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3716205
wrath+punch in his non-existent balls
>>
>>3716210

supporting this
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3716205
Channel your Ninja nurse joy
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>>3716215
fuck
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>>3716205
>Fight between men
Fuck that, only one of us has the equipment

>Sic Stuart on this bitch
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>>3716215
why, why did you do it
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>>3716215
Gee. Thanks. Retard.
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>>3716221
>>3716215
>>3716211
>>3716208
>he never told us to roll
>>
>Put up ninja forcefield
You do that.
OW.
You got ripped off.

What do?

>Write in
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>>3716215
Looks like we know why Red's on top of Mt Silver in G/S/C Quest
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3716230
Fight like a man! With a dick!
>>3716229
Wherever we want to act we have to roll. Is the rules.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3716230
>stuart, HYPER FANG
>red wrath
LETS DO IT TOGETHER
>>
>>3716230
Can't we, I don't know, use the Ditto clone or something?
>>
>>3716230
>Revive Dream
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3716230
>stuart, HYPER FANG
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3716230
>lust punch???
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>>3716243
You degenerate.
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>>3716243
fml
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>>3716237
>>3716235

all my support
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>Sloth
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>>3716243
WHY WHY
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>>3716243
i hope TRIPLE 8 is luckier than 1
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>>3716243
He become so Lustfull that he either explode without a dick or just become even more motivated to rip out ours.
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>Stuart - Hyper fang

Stuart sinks his teeth into Blue’s shoulder. Blue just grabs plucks him off and starts choking him.

“You really want me to kill this fucking rat, don’t you.”
Stuart’s choking!

What do?

>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3716261
[WRATH] HIS HEART OUT
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3716261
>STUART! Now we bring the WRATH
>>
>>3716261

>Fine, I'll give you the fucking dick just let him go. Unharmed
>>
>>3716261
yo is that a weakpoint on his chest
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3716261
>SHOVE OUR [WRATH GODHAND] INTO THE FUCKING ROID TUBE HOLE IN HIS CHEST AND RIP OUT HIS GOD DAMN HEART
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>>3716266
>>3716264
No! I don't want Stuart to die :'(
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>>3716261
>STOP, I-I'LL GIVE YOU MY DICK JUST STOP
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3716261
>return stuart with its pokebal
>hit the center of the chest right below the ribs with wrath
that would give us time
>>
>>3716266
>>3716264
you did it
you killed him
>>
>>3716264
>>3716266
>>3716273
We should've just surfed fucking Cinnabar
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3716261
this is the heil marry roll
PUNCH THE FUCKER WITH RAGE FIST
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3716261
Sloth him up!
Dont we have any Revive left?!
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3716261
>chest wrath
rollling because FUUUUUUUUCK
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3716264
>>3716266
Oh my fucking god.
>>3716261
>Hit the weak point
>>
>>3716264
>>3716266
>Wrath

“How about no.”
He catches your best blow, easily.
At least he drops stuart, who appears to be unconscious.

>What do?
>Write in
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>>3716287
YYYEEEEESSSSS
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>>3716287
>>
>>3716289
>cash in 10
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>>3716287
>>3716289
THE FUCK OP
>>
You know what? Wrath our fucking dick off. I don't care anymore about this shit anymore.
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>>3716289
CASH THE TEN NOW
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>>3716297
>one(1) nat10 vs two(2) nat1s
Gee, anon, I wonder which one's gonna win.
>>
>>3716289
Joy! What the fuck can i do?
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3716289
>COMBINE THE 6 TO DEFEAT THE 7TH
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3716289
>Hit the weak point
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3716289

>Know what take the dick. I don't care any more. In exchange, I'll take your envy and put an end to all of this.

>Take his Envy
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

So fixated on our dick like a goddamn faggot.
Tear our hand away and Wrath out dick.
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>>3716307
....................
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>>3716307
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>>3716287
>Weak Point
While Blue is gloating, you get a good look at the mass of scar tissue that once was his genital region.
And that’s... i you’re not mistaken...
My GOD. Professor Oak really did it! Man that dude is cool.

WHAT. DO.

>FOOT. 2. DICK
>Write in
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>>3716307

okay we're losing our dick now.

When he takes it and gets distracted. We take the envy.
>>
JUST HAVE HIM TAKE OUR DICK, FAGGOT OP. I WANT TO MOVE ON.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3716289
FOR FUCKS SAKE
>combine all six to kill him
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3716317
>BIG KICK ON TINY DICK
>>
>>3716317
or just
>FOOT. 2. DICK
thats fine too
>>
>>3716317
Oh look, another Ex Machina to save us from these crit fails.
>FOOT. 2. DICK
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>>3716317
>FOOT. 2. DICK
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>>3716317
>FOOT. 2. DICK
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>>3716317
>Foot 2 dick
And no rolling please
>>
>>3716323

Support
>>
>>3716317
>>FOOT. 2. DICK
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>>3716317
>>FOOT. 2. DICK
>>
No one else rolls.
>>3716323
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3716317
>FOOT. 2. DICK
One last roll for the hell of it.

pls no 1
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>>3716341
don't tempt fate you fucking retard
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>FOOT. 2. DICK.

You wind up and ram your shoe right into his cloned tiny baby dick.
You hear a little pop, and blue is sent into a whole new realm of pain.

Now’s your chance!

What finish?

>Ripcord Lariat
>Top Rope Elbow Drop
>DDT
>Write in
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>>3716355
>>Top Rope Elbow Drop
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>>3716355
>revive bernie
>all out attack
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>>3716355
>>>Top Rope Elbow Drop
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>>3716355
you know what to do
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>>3716364
Do this.
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>>3716355
Guys, guys. There's only one move that'll take this fucker out.

>BURNING HAMMER
>>
>>3716355

>Top Rope Elbow Drop
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>>3716355
>DDT
>>
>>3716355
>Top Rope Elbow Drop
>>
>He’s going up...

...

(1/2)
>>
>(2/2)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uuDugt9d5po

Blue goes down!
You win for real! Phew. You get Blue’s [ENVY].
Now you just need to register your team in the hall of fame!

——-

OK last post for the night. We’re really just about at the end, we’ve just got some house cleaning to do (and one last showdown to take care of.) See ya tomorrow!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3716424
make sure to throw blue off a convenient, nearby cliff.
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>>3716424
I just wanna go on that second date with NEET joy before we face off against missingno
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>>3716436
You mean to say, fly back and see mom
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>>3716424
BAH GAWD! HE KILLED HIM! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!
>>
>>3716424

Who had each sin?
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>>3716438
This
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>>3716438
>>3716436
Do both, see mom because she is close then go to date with Neet Joy.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3716424
go heal pokemon, then flirt with all our BIG GIRLS
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>>3716459
What about Lori and Chuuni Joy?
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>>3716517
fuck those joys, they not even the real joys from our real universe they are some other joys. In fact, this worlds mom isnt our real actual mom.

Assuming I understood the plot correctly when we found missingno and fucked up our file.
>>
and by using those mental gymnastics, I hope you can all see that getting "mom" to let us smash isn't actually wrong.
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>>3716575
>>3716578
We very explicitly did everything exactly the same after the fuck up as according to RG. It's why Blue is-er, was that thing we fought
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>>3716584
Sure, but its still not our original joys or our actual original mom.
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>>3716586
We didn't enter a new universe we basically just reset this one. Remember there are no alternate files in Pokemon.
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>>3716603
Yes, we created a new version of everyone. Everyone we knew is gone and now these are all their replacements.
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>just woke up
>mfw all those nat1s
I'm honestly surprised we got out of that fight with only a few punches to the jaw.
>>
We're still missing GREED, right?
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>>3717185
We have Greed. We slapped a rock with it.
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>>3717193
Where did we get it?

Lust: healed hand
Wrath: oberon
Pride: Stuart
Sloth: scientist in mansion
Gluttony: ditto
Envy: blue
but I have no idea on greed.
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>>3717225
Giovanni, who else? I'm honestly impressed by the goldfish memory span of this playerbase.
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>>3717241
So this means we have all 7 hand powers. We need to go back and use Lust on either Mom or Vermillion Joy. We still haven't tested Sloth or Envy on anything too.
>>
Before anything else we should hug the fuck out of Stuart and be thankful he came back.
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>>3716443
Lust - Mom, we got it from her pie. Since she is a MASSIVE hard working woman who has a sexual side no shaming on this.

Wrath - Oberyn, from being a Mon denied his freedom/we when we saw him “killing” weeb Joy.

Pride - Mindscape Stuart, from how proud he was of us (Nicest interpretation of the sin).

Gluttony - Ditto from that cave. Gluttony can also be seen as want more then you have, like Lust or Greed. But mostly like he has it cause he consume people.

Sloth - The Doctor who bringer Missigno to our world. Caused by his depression for felling incapable of changing things.

Greed - Giovanni. Nuff said. We got it by kicking his ass in his Gym.

Envy - Blue, who we always beat his ass. We always where the very best, but is possible he got in the end because he envyed our dick. Pretty homo.
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>Be Pokemon Champion

You did it. You’re the Pokemon Champion of the entire Kanto Region!
Mom is gonna be so proud.
Oak pops his head in from the next room.

“Oh, are you boys done? Looks like you won Red, great job! Why don’t you come see me in here and I’ll brief you on this whole champion business.”

What do?

>Follow Oak
>Ask why he’s here
>Write in
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>>3718088
>Follow Oak
>Ask why he’s here
make sure to put on the ahegao hat before getting our picture taken
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>>3718088
sounds good,
> follow oak
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>>3718088
>Heal just in case
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>>3718088
>Heal just in case
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>>3718096
This too
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>>3718107
+
>>
>>3718107
This.
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>>3718088
>>Ask why he’s here
>>
>Heal Pokemon

“Oh, you can do that right through here. This place is fully equipped!”

You do that.

>Ask Oak why he’s here

“Didn’t you talk with Blue? I was trying to grow him up a new cock and balls. Thanks to you we’re going to need to start over, but I think we’ve made some serious progress in our research. Soon we’ll be re-growing dicks all over Kanto. Maybe even some women will want dicks. Who knows? Things are gonna get freaky and Professor Oak is all about freaky!”

You really didn’t need to know all of that.

>Follow Oak

The room behind the Champion’s challenge room is where new champions come to register. You even get to upgrade your Trainer Card! I’ll bet you didn’t even know you had one of those.

“Ok Red, let’s get you registered as Kanto Champion. Oh, but first - Your Pokedex! Could you show it to me? I’d love to see what wonderful Pokemon you discovered on your journey.”

What do?

>Hand over Pokedex
>Take Champion Photo (Write in pose / Outfit)
>Write in
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>>3718140
>Hand over Pokedex
Well, the two birbs should make up how the other 100+ we didn't find/catch
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>>3718140
>>Hand over Pokedex
>>
>>3718140
>>Take Champion Photo (Write in pose / Outfit)
Red holding Stuart, with Noodle giving him a boobhat hug, Dream trying to push her off, Bernie cross armed and being cool, Gurren trying to pose but can't make it all the way into the picture because Fishstick is big.
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>>3718140
>Hand over Pokedex
>Group pose with our mons wearing the suit+aheago hat if we still have them
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>>3718140
>Take Champion Photo (Write in pose / Outfit)
in the comfy shorts we got from that kid way back at the start.
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>>3718140
>Hand over Pokedex
ALSO THIS >>3718174 +AHEGAO HAT AND >>3718176

>>3718151
As well as the third bird and two genefreaks we never encountered.
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>>3718140
>Take photo
Formal in suit (with ahegao hat)
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>>3718174
Changing my pose to this
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>>3718140
>>Hand over Pokedex
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>>3718176
I'm pretty sure we lost those at some point with all the wardrobe issues we had.
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>hand over pokedex

Oh, you broke it. When did that happen?
Come to think of it you never looked at this thing once the whole time.

“Is that... Oh my GOD. Red that was cutting edge technology! The lab barely had enough money to make the two of them... I’m RUINED. What was I thinking giving it to a child? Oh my goooooood...”

Oak is really freaking out. You’d better give him some time alone.

What do?

>Take Champion Photo
>Write in
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>>3718206
Oh fug. Guess we could have Oak take a look at our PC and see the birbs.
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>>3718206
>>Take Champion Photo
This pose >>3718174
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>>3718206
Give him moltres as a gift I guess, its the garbage Pokemon of the trio
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>>3718206
>>Take Champion Photo
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>>3718206
>>Take Champion Photo
Oh shit. Shucks but who needs that thing when there's internet?
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>>3718174
Would that naturally occur though? It would seem weird to personally request that. We could try to take a group photo where that could happen.
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>Take Photo

You do that. It’s a huge fucking mess, but it’s your mess.

You’re the champ now. Mission accomplished.
But you know there’s at least one more thing you’ve gotta do.

What do.

>Fly to Cinnabar Island
>Write in
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>>3718206
Can't he check out PC and see what we caught himself?
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>>3718245
>>Fly to Cerulean City
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>>3718245
Go home and see mom, in case this is where it all ends. Its what happens in the games too
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>>3718245
>But you know there’s at least one more thing you’ve gotta do.
You bet!
>Fly to Vermillion City
We have a date with a certain nurse that's been a reset and a half coming!
>>
so on the list
>Vermillion for Joy but also to stumble across a certain abandoned truck...
>Pallet for Mom
>Cerulean for Zapdos (best bird legendary) and Mew2 (fuck the bitch guarding the cave, we're champion now)
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>>3718245
>Fly to Vermillion for our 2nd date with NEET Joy
Let's get a breather before we fight Missingno
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>>3718245
>Noodle boobhat.
Best champion photo.

Also, let's go get Birb2, Mewtwo and go push that truck.
>>
You guys are really trying to fuck Noodle, huh.
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>>3718245
>>3718246
This.

Also call Lori,
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>>3718245
>>Fly to Cinnabar Island
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>>3718252
Support.
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>>3718245
Fly to Pallet. We should see our mom. No Odipeus.
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>>3718245
>>3718246
This, give the man a break.

Also Lori owes us. Cal her.
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>>3718268
I'm still on the mom train the low test boys abandoned. I'd settle for Lori or a Joy though, we basically need to tap all the ass we've missed this journey
>>3718253
Voting for this
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>>3718279
Seeing Mom will trigger the Oedipus stat, and at that point there will be no going back. Do Vermillion Joy while Red is still alive.
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>>3718245
give noodle a kiss on the forehead
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>>3718296
Why not Lori too?
>>
The joys all deserve better then us, go to mom. Stop acting gay anon its not like we are going to do anything with our mom!
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>Fly... somewhere

Damn you really can’t decide. Date with Joy?
Check in with Mom? Do a bunch of other bullshit?
There’s too many possibilities so you just take off with Bernie.

Hm, that’s funny. It was supposed to be nice out today but looks like a storm is a brewing. Wait, you know this feeling. It’s ... it’s...

>GOD. DAMNIT.
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>>3718336
OH SHIT
ZAPDOS
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>>3718336
You’re being fucking RAILROADED.
This sucks.
But honestly, you don’t want your HOT DATE before you’ve truly earned it, do you? No, you’re a hard working trainer who knows how to finish a job.

What do?
>Surf Cinnabar
>Dick around on the beach
>Write in
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>>3718336
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING ZAPDOS
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>>3718336
>>GOD. DAMNIT.
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>>3718353
Dick around on the beach, pull out the diglet you caught and question it
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>>3718353
>Surf Cinnabar
YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS?!
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>>3718353
>>Dick around on the beach
Some may call it wasting time, I call it making a point
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>>3718353
>Dick around on the beach.
Should we ask if Chunii Joy would be up for a date later on?
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>>3718353
>>Surf Cinnabar
FINALLY. The final boss, it better live up to the hype. I hope we get multiple tens to make up for the League shitshow.
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>>3718353
>this is it we surfer to Cinnabar
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>>3718353
>Dick around on the beach
>>
>Dick around on the beach

You do that. It’s actually really nice! Sun and surf, Joyous to keep you company. A Pokemon champion could get used to this.

“Don’t you have to save the world or somehting? You might even get some pu$$y out of it.”
Yowie wowie.

What do?

>Surf Cinnabar
>Check Cinnabar gift shop
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>>3718388
>That’s not a sure thing.
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>>3718388
>SURF. CINNABAR.
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>>3718388
>Surf Cinnabar
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>>3718388
>Check Cinnabar gift shop
Lets get something for mom 1st because we are going to see her right after this, yep.
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>>3718388
>>Check Cinnabar gift shop
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>>3718388
>Check Cinnabar gift shop
Let's see how many stops this railroad has
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>>3718388
>gift shop
Get Joyous something nice. Saving the world only gets you so far.
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>>3718388
>>Check Cinnabar gift shop
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>>3718388
Get something for Joyous for sticking out with us through this journey and for mom as well.
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>Gift Shop

“Welcome to the Island shop! We’ve got the perfect gifts and souvenirs to take back home!”

Items:
Inscribed Cinnabar Shell (300)
Historic Book on Pokemon Mansion (500)
Coconut Bra (400)
Cinnabar’s Famous Hot Lube (500)
Vial of Cinnabar Volcanic Sand (300)
Alola Shirt (600)

Filthy Doujins —
Yaoi book (600)
SS book (600)
Yuri (600)
Vanilla (600)

Special: Blaine Love Pillow (2000)

What buy?

>Roll 1D100 and write in your choice
>Surf Cinnabar
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>>3718388
>Check Cinnabar gift shop
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3718449
Vanilla (600)
Cinnabar’s Famous Hot Lube (500)
>>
how much money do we have anyways
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>>3718449
Ask if Joyous would like something from the store and but it to her, then buy the Alola Shirt for mom.
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>>3718453
damn
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3718449
>Her coconut bra
>alola shirt
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3718460
Forgot the roll.
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3718449
Inscribed Cinnabar Shell (300)
Historic Book on Pokemon Mansion (500)
>Coconut Bra (400)
>Cinnabar’s Famous Hot Lube (500)
>Vial of Cinnabar Volcanic Sand (300)
>Alola Shirt (600)
>SS book (600)
>Vanilla (600)
>>
>>3718460
This, but also the bra.
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>>3718449
Should we get the Shell for our bro Misty? Seems like something she'd enjoy.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3718449
>Coconut Bra (400)
>Cinnabar’s Famous Hot Lube (500)
>Vial of Cinnabar Volcanic Sand (300)
>Alola Shirt (600)
>SS book (600)
>Vanilla (600)
We need POCKET SAND
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>>3718479
She was here a while ago, she could have bought it herself.
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>>3718460
>>3718465

You grab the Alola Shirt. It takes a while to pry it out of her, but Joyous is really interested in the Yaoi book. Somehow you’re not surprised that she is a lover of BL.
You also grab the Coconut bra for good measure. Who knows when you might need one of those.

What do?

>Twiddle your thumbs
>Surf Cinnabar
>>
>>3718496
Fine
>surf cinnabar
>>
>>3718496
>>Twiddle your thumbs
>>
>>3718496
>>Twiddle your thumbs
We're drawing this out for as long as possible.
And you're gonna sit there.
And bare with it.
>>
>>3718496
>Surf Cinnabar

>yaoi book
Whelp, it's either bro, mom, or Neet Joy now.
>>
>>3718496
>>Surf Cinnabar
>>
>>3718496
>Surf Cinnabar
>>
>>3718496
>Twiddle your thumbs
1 2 3 4 I DECLARE A THUMB WAR
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>>3718505
Lori
>>
>>3718496
>Twiddle your thumbs
RESISTANCE IS NEVER FUTILE
>>
>>3718496
>Surf Cinnabar
>>
>>3718496
>Twiddle your thumbs
diddlediddledi
>>
>>3718496
>Twiddle your thumbs
>>
>Twiddle Thumbs

You twiddle your thumbs down to the beach and
S̸͎̺͗Ṷ̵̣̍R̷͖̝̱̒́͋F̷̪̠͙̉͆͋͛ ̸̛̼̩̟͑͝C̷͍̣̝̭̈́I̶͓̐̌N̴͖͖̥̊͆͛N̵̦͉̈A̶̞̽̐Ḅ̷͌̾Ả̸̱̝̣͚Ȑ̸͎̥̯̿̏
What do?

>Look for MissingNo. (Roll 1D1)
>There is no other option sucker
>>
>>3718529
>MissingNo
>>
>>3718529
>>There is no other option sucker
Attempt to find an 'M' or a level 128 pidgey or some shit that pops up that isn't MissingNo. when you surf cinnabar
>>
Rolled (1d10000000000000000000)

>>3718529
>Look for MissingNo. (Roll 1D1)
>>
>>3718529
>Go take a trip to route 20
Daga kotowaru.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3718509
Look anon, I'll be fine with any girl that's not a fujoshit.
>>3718529
>Look for MissingNo.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3718529
>>
>>3718541
>I'll be fine with any girl that's not a fujoshit.
So Noodle?
>>
>>3718529
>Look for MissingNo. (Roll 1D1)
>>3718539
what
>>
Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3718529
>Look for MissingNo.
>>
>>3718529
>Put Ultraballs in the sixth slot of the bag
>>Look for MissingNo. (Roll 1D1)
Infinite balls yay.
>>
>>3718554
This.
>>
>Look for MissingNo.

“Ya found me! That wasn’t so hard, was it? Now we get to corrupt this thing all over again. That was a clever trick you pulled before, resetting on me. But if you’ll check the spreadsheet, you lost the Gameboy in the process. This time it’s for REAL.”
The world around you starts corrupting again.

“I know you’re going to try to fight this, but just accept it. You’ll be better off.”

Fuck. That.

What do?

>Fight with Pokemon
>Fight Yourself
>Write in
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>>3718554

agreed
>>
>>3718570

Actually let's just fight ourselves so we don't risk losing our friends.

>Fight Yourself
>>
>>3718570
forgot the music

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=knIfoQW_mZg
>>
>>3718570
>>Fight with Pokemon
>>Fight Yourself
Why not both?
Let's dance, motherfucker.
>>
>>3718570
>>3718579
EVERYONE IS HERE
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>>3718570
>>Write in
But you forgot, we still have a copy of Pokemon Blue!
>>
>>3718570
>Fight with Pokemon
We can't just take all of the spotlight at the very climax of the story.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3718570
>Whip it out
>>
>>3718570
All your pokemon to weaken it then fight it yourself
>>
>>3718570
>Fight Yourself
>>
>>3718570
>Fight together.
Let's fight together with our team against this asshole.
>>
>TEAM ATTACK

We’re going in on this fool.

What COMBO?

>All out attack (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3718623
>All out attack (Roll 1D10)
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3718623
>>All out attack (Roll 1D10)
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3718623
>All out attack
>>
No rolls.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3718623
>All out attack!
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3718623
>All out attack (Roll 1D10)
Gimme a ten
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3718623
>All out attack (Roll 1D10)
>>
>ALL OUT

The team crashes into MissingNo.
Surprisingly, they make contact and beat him up a bit!
“Ow. Seriously? We’re doing it like this?”


Missingno hits back with A̶͈͚͉̋͠T̸̬̟͓̔́̎̃T̶͉̰͚͈̍̈́Ả̷̪̗͎͑̄͋Č̷̥̱̘͍̆͛͘K̶̡̧̟̣͛͐̈̿.

Hm, nobody lost any HP. Maybe it’s some kind of status effect? No time to worry, it’s time to beat him down!

What do?

>GO ALL OUT (again) Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3718654
...
Motherfucker.
>GO ALL OUT
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3718654
>>GO ALL OUT (again) Roll 1D10
>Use Sloth on MissingNo
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3718654

>GO ALL OUT (again) Roll 1D10
>>
>>3718664
Excuse me while I go di-

>>3718667
OH SHIT
>>
>>3718667
HOOOOOLY SHIIIT
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3718654
>>GO ALL OUT (again)
>>
WE GOT A TEN STOP
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>>3718654
>RED-GURREN SINS-ENERGY MOVE: DEVIL DRILL BREAKER
>>
>>3718664

YOU MOTHER FUCKER.

AND I JUST GAVE EVERYONE THE 10 >>3718667


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Alright fuck it, everyone lend me your energy.
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>>3718679
Yeah but we got a 1 first and this is missing no. sooooo

>>3718654
>Give one of our sins to one pokemon each and then hit him with the power of FRIENDSHIP!

If anime has taught me anything it's that God is allergic to FRIENDSHIP!! WE GIVE ONE SIN TO EACH POKEMON!

LUST FOR NOODLE!
WRATH FOR BURNIE!
GLUTTONY FOR DREAM!
PRIDE FOR STUART!
ENVY FOR GURREN!
SLOTH FOR FISHSTICK!
AND WE GET GREED!
CAUSE WE WANT OUR GOOD END DAMN IT AND WE'RE GONNA GET IT!!
>>
>>3718688
>GLUTTONY FOR DREAM!
Who?
>>
>>3718688
SMART
>>
>>3718664
>>3718667

A mixed bag, but the attack succeeds!

“Fucking... OW. Quit it!”

MissingNo. hits back with another A̶͈͚͉̋͠T̸̬̟͓̔́̎̃T̶͉̰͚͈̍̈́Ả̷̪̗͎͑̄͋Č̷̥̱̘͍̆͛͘K̶̡̧̟̣͛͐̈̿.

Heh, this guy is actually really weak.
This is gonna be easy, just a couple more hits...

What do?

>ALL. OUT. (Roll1D10)
>Write in
>>
>>3718688

Support
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3718699
>>ALL. OUT. (Roll1D10)
>>
>>3718688
Scratch lust and sloth off the list. They'll do more harm than good.
>>
>>3718699
>Mind talk with Stuart.
>Hey buddy got any tips for this?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3718699
>>ALL. OUT. (Roll1D10)
I feel like we are going to get fucked at any moment
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3718699
>ALL. OUT. (Roll1D10)
>>
OH MY GOD HE IS ERASING OUR POKEMON ONE BY ONE!!!!!!!!
>>
>>3718710
Nah son we need'em all!

>>3718699
I STILL BACK THIS ONE >>3718688 LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

ALSO THROW OUT ALL OUT POKEBALLS SO THERE's NO CHANCE OF US ACCIDENTALLY CATCHING HIM!!
>>
>>3718699
NOODLE NNNNNOOOOO, I loved her!
>>
>>3718718 (checked)
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
GET THE OTHER BACK INTO THEIR BALLS AND ATTACK HIM YOURSELF
>>
>>3718721
No longer viable due to nat 1 and missing Pokemon
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3718699
>ALL. OUT.
>>
>>3718718
OOOOOH SHIT THIS NIGGA RIGHT NEVER MIND STOPSTOPSTOP BRING THEM BACK YOU COCK SOCK
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3718699
>Use Sloth on MissingNo
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3718699
>>ALL. OUT. (Roll1D10)
>>
>>3718713
Oof, you ALL miss somehow and he hits back HARD!
Fortunately his attack stat seems to be nada.

Time to take this one home.

>FINAL. ALL. OUT. ATTACK.
>Write in
>>
>>3718738
STOP!
>>
>>3718739
>>FINAL. ALL. OUT. ATTACK.
No roll?
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3718739
>>Use Sloth on MissingNo
>>
>>3718739
>>FINAL. ALL. OUT. ATTACK.
>>
>>3718739
>ATTACK HIM YOURSELF WITH ALL THE SINS
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3718739
>>FINAL. ALL. OUT. ATTACK.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3718739
WHY DOES EVERYTHING I LOVE LEAVE ME!
>Attack him ourself with Rainbow Fist, all our first powers combined
>>
>>3718739
>FINAL. ALL. OUT. ATTACK.
>>
>>3718743
oop roll 1D10
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3718739
>>3718752
All righty then.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3718752
>>
>>3718753
You.. do it?

“Oof, ow. Wow. ya got me.”
MissingNo. Goes down...

You feel like you’re forgetting something.

“What’s wrong, kid? Can’t strike the final blow? I mean, if you do you’ll be all alone.”

You don’t want to be alone.

What do?

>FINAL BLOW
>Reflect on your personal failings and resolve to better yourself, while not equating your personal value to your perception of other people’s opinions of you
>Write in
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>>3718766
>write in
Dude just railroad us into the next part already
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>>3718766

....We just got all our pokemon erased from existence
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>>3718766
>Ask Joyus if she notice something going on.
>>
>>3718766
>Reflect on your personal failings and resolve to better yourself, while not equating your personal value to your perception of other people’s opinions of you
>>
>>3718766
>FINAL BLOW
I ain't listening to this fuckboy's bluff
>>
>>3718766
>>Reflect on your personal failings and resolve to better yourself, while not equating your personal value to your perception of other people’s opinions of you
>FINAL BLOW
>>
>>3718766
>>Reflect on your personal failings and resolve to better yourself, while not equating your personal value to your perception of other people’s opinions of you
>>
>>3718774
Support, I ain't buying this shit for a minute.
>>
>>3718766
>Reflect on your personal failings and resolve to better yourself, while not equating your personal value to your perception of other people’s opinions of you
>Final blow.
>>
>>3718766
>I'LL NEVER BE ALONE, JESUS IS ALWAYS BY MY SIDE
>FINAL BLOW
>>
>>3718766
>>Unzip dick
>>
>>3718766
>>FINAL BLOW
We still have Pokemon Blue.
>>
>>3718787
Do you seriously what to lose our virginity to MissingNo.?
>>
>>3718782

support
>>
>>3718766
changing vote to
>Try to remember what we have forgotten
>>
>Reflect and all that bullshit

Wait a second, what are you doing? This fighting clearly isn’t getting you anywhere. This isn’t something a simple battle can wrap up. You need to come to terms with yourself.

Pokemon battles, the championship... do they make you a better person? Are you really happier with them? No... Those things never mattered.

Stuart. Bernie. Dream. Gurren. Noodle. Fishstick.
It was them, and all the other along the way.

You’re just you. You’re human. You’ve got flaws (and a lot of them!) But you can use those.
Yeah, you know how to use those.

Congratulations?

>Congratulations
>>
>>3718766
>>3718787
This
>>
>>3718808
>>Congratulations
I can't help but feel that we have fucked up again
>>
>>3718808
ebin
>>
>>3718808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NuFVQk_CCs
>>
>>3718808
>>Congratulations...?

>Contact Joyous
>>
>>3718808
>*penguin noises*
>>
>>3718808
>Congratulations
>>
>>3718808
>REJECT INSTRUMENTALITY
>>
>>3718819
Support.
>>
>>3718808
>omedetou
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3718808
>Asuna Chocke Missigno while using all the sins.
>>
>>3718837
Fukken NICE
THIS TRAIN IS GOING OFF THE RAILS AND STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL HERE WE GO
>>
You fags didn't punch. Wow.
>>
>>3718837
we just one the game
>>
>>3718837
...........................

Disgusting.
>>
>>3718837
I bow down to the superior choice
>>
>>3718842
Or wait, is it? I didn't realize this was another eva joke because A. I never watched it and B. he miseplt it
fuck
>>
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>>3718808
>Congratulatios
>>
>>3718808
>>3718837
This.

And don’t punk out like Shinji did
>>
>Congratulations

“Congratulations, Red!”
>>
>>3718837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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>>3718861
OH FUCK IT WAS Oak the whole time
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>>3718861
>Immediately start questioning everything
I refuse to be railroaded, and trying to put us into an auto segment won't stop me
>>
>>3718861
Oh no we're getting Evangelioned.
>>
>Congratulations!

“Congratulations, Red!”
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3718861
>No! Fuck you! It’s not my birthday!
>>
>>3718880
NO, NO, NO, NO! don't do this QM
>>
>Congratulations!

“Congratulations, Red!”


damn forgot the music

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu4K9gcKiPQ
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“Congratulations, Red!”
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>>3718895
>Refuse
On one hand I really do wanna just say fuck you and break outta this, but on the other hand I do kinda feel like I'm being a tad annoying.
>>
>>3718895
Okay, I'm tired of this. Eva is overrated casual trash anyways. Let's get back to catching them all and shit.
>>
>>3718896
Noodle Loodles when
>>
Was the previous thread archived?
>>
>Congratulations?

“Uh yeah. Congrats kid. Guess you uh, came to accept yourself or some this? I’ll just be on my way.”

Oh hey, it’s the guy that tried to destroy everything and deleted your mons.
As a self-actualized person, you know now that you are entirely capable to punching him right in his god damn glitchy face. Or you could let him go.

What do?

>Live and let live
> P U N C H
>Write in
>>
>>3718896
>seduce red
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>Escape by Gainax posing
>>
>>3718914
>> P U N C H
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3718914
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR EVABONER ROCKETGRUNT
ASUNA CHOKE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS GLITCH FAGGOT WITH ALL OF MANKIND'S SINS COMBINED
ERASE HIS ASS FROM THE FACE OF EXISTENCE
>>
>>3718914
>P U N C H
Shame you weren't a girl.
>>
>>3718914
>End quest here and release two more threads later on due to backlash
>>
>>3718914
>>Write in
>WRATH OF GOD
>>
>>3718914
>> P U N C H
FUCK YOU
>>
>>3718914
>MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
>>
>>3718914
>Live and let live
I don't feel like doing anything
>>
>>3718914
> P U N C H
FINAL COLOR BLASTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nYpDOtHBu4
>>
>>3718914
USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS
USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS
USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS
USELESS USELESS USELESS USELESS
>>
>>3718914
> P U N C H
It's what Stuart would have wanted
>>
>>3718926
WWWWWRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!
>>
>>3718914
>> P U N C H
>>
>>3718914
> P U N C H
FUCK YOUUU
>>
>>3718914
>Punch!
Everything channeled into the hand
Wrath
Pride
Gluttony
Envy
Lust (for some reason)
Sloth
Greed
And the memory of all he took from you.
Destroy him.
>>
>>3718914
I HAVE THE POWAR
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
>>
>>3718914
>Punch with all of the sins combined into the Orginal Sin P U N C H with a bit of muda muda with it as well.
>>
this is going to backfire tremendously isn't it
i feel it in my bones
>>
>>3718958
Hey look, it's a rainbow! Kinda.
>>
>>3718963
just accept it and enjoy the hype ride until it crashes
>>
>>3718958
Red you did it wrong. You have to do the speech first.

This hand of mine glows with an awesome power, it's loud roar tells me to defeat you!
>>
>PAUNCH (1/2)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ4i199cQ-4
>>
>>3718914
> P U N C H
>>
>>3718978
>we punch him to fragments then snap him out of reality as well as our team back to reality
POTTERY
>>
>>3718970
our hand is a fucking infinity gauntlet
>>
>>3718987
>Reality is anything I want it to be
>>
>PAUNCH (2/2)

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK”

Oh yeah, you get him good.
MissingNo goes down!

What do?

>Stand badass in victory
>Write in
>>
>>3718999
>>Stand badass in victory
>>
>>3718999
>>Stand badass in victory
>>
>>3718999
>kill missingno with the original sin
>>
>>3718999
>harness the energy to snap your team back to reality
>kill missingno with the original sin
>>
>>3718999
>Stand badass in victory
>You biggest mistake... was pissing me off.
>>
>>3718999
>Stand badass in victory
>Also restore the universe
>eh I'll let you live until some hypothetical fourth generation or something
>>
>>3718999
>Stand badass in victory
>>
>>3718999
>Keep punching him until things are fixed.
>>
>badass victory
your arm is shot, but it only makes you look cooler.

“Ow. Okay... that one actually hurt. But you know I’ll just be back, right? This is all just pretend. A quest on some image board. And you’ll never get them back. Because you’ll never be able to do this for REAL. HAHAHA.”

What do?

>Do it for real
>Write in
>>
>>3718999
>Choke him out just in case he's still breathing
>>
>>3719019
>>Do it for real
Bitch I'll download a rom right now and go beat your ass personally
>>
>>3719019
>Do it for real
FOX DIE
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>>3719019
>Do it for Real
>>
>>3719019
>Do it for real
>>
>>3719019
>Do it for real
>>
>>3719019
>Do it for real
>>
>>3719019
>>Do it for real
We are making it happen.
>>
>>3719019
>>Do it for real
>>
>>3719019
>Do it for real
Original sin?
>>
>>3719019
>>Do it for real
>>
>>3719019
>>Do it for real
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>Do it for real

"Uhhh, Red? What the fuck are you doing?
>>
>>3719019
>Make anime real
>>
>>3719041
OH SHIT
>>
>>3719041
>Zippo lighter: Flamethrower
>>
>>3719041
oh damn
>>
>>3719041
>Punch it?
Also put shoe on head
>>
>>3719019
>Do it for real
>"If Game Freak can kill off all their good will by removing one feature then I sure as shit can kill you."
>>
>>3719041
>>3719046
Man the production values on this quest are great
>>
>>3719041
You gotta be fucking kidding
>>
>>3719041
Ha ha what the actual fuck RG
>>
>>3719053
lol, you are not wrong
>>
>>3719041
Holy shit
>>
>>3719041
BURN HIM WITH FIRE
>>
>>3719041

"Ok you know what? FUCK Y-"

You crumple MissingNo. up and toss him in the trash.
You win!

What do?
>Get friends back
>Write in
>>
>>3719067
>>Get friends back
This is a ride, RG. Also, no one has arhived Vol.8 yet.
>>
>>3719067
>Burn him for good measure
>THEN get your friends back
>>
>>3719067
>Get friends back
>>
>>3719067
>Get friends back
WE GOT A DATE TO CATCH
>>
>>3719067
>Get friends back
>>
>>3719067
>Use the oven to burn him
>Get friends back
>>
>>3719067
>burn down house
Just to be sure
>>
>>3719067
>Get friends back
this is the best fucking quest this year
>>
>>3719071
This, too.
>>
>>3719067
>Get friends back
>>
>>3719067
>Get friends back
You really pissed me off...
>>
>>3719067
>>Get friends back
this is a far better ending than the one anime that shall not be named
>>
Based QM, this has been a wild fucking ride
>>
>>3719069
Trying to do it right now.
>>
>Friends

With MissingNo. in the trash, all your buddies pop back into existence.
It’s big hugs and headpats all around. You love these guys, and they love you.

Phew. Guess it’s time to wind things down, huh?
We’ve got just one or two more major decisions. The first is where you’re gonna spend some R&R, and who you’re gonna spend it with...
Big decision, you can only pick one.
Where go?
>Pallet
It would be nice to check in with Mom

>Cerulean
Your bro Misty could be fun to chill with

>Vermillion
Neet Joy owes you a date

>Saffron
Why not hang out with your fuh-fuh friend Chunii Joy?

>Indigo Plateau
Lorelei is a some kinda freak and things will likely get weird
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>>3719111
>Vermillion
Let's bring it back around lads
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>>3719111
>>Vermillion
We'll (most likely?) be heading home once we're done anyways.
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>>3719111
>Vermillion
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>>3719111
>>Indigo Plateau
>Lorelei is a some kinda freak and things will likely get weird
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>>3719111
>Vermillion
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>>3719111
>Vermillion
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>>3719110
>>3719069
Done.
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>>3719111
we are not done qm
lets make this a happy ending
>bring back oberon
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>>3719111
>Pallet
Been on this train since thread 1 and I refuse to deviate
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>>3719128
YES
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>>3719111
>Vermillion
We earned it
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>>3719111
>Vermillion
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>>3719111
>Saffron
Chuuni joy has been through it with us.
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>>3719111
>Vermillion
BRING BACK OBERON TOO
GIVE BIG BOSS CLEFAIRY THE PEACE CHAPTER 3 HE DESERVES
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>>3719111
>Pallet
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>>3719111
>>Cerulean
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>>3719128
This
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>>3719128
>>3719139
Supporting
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>>3719111
> Vermillion.
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>>3719111
>Vermillion

>>3719128
>>3719139
>>3719143
Do you even TTGL? We shouldn't res anybody who died.
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>>3719111
>>Indigo Plateau
>Lorelei is a some kinda freak and things will likely get weird
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>>3719139
Oh yeah do this too.
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>>3719111
>>Pallet
>It would be nice to check in with Mom

Jesus fucking christ its time to see your good ol mum
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>>3719151
>RG rips off EVA for the Missingno fight
>RG then rips off TTGL for the Mewtwo fight and makes it the Anti Spiral
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>>3719161
No, no. I know where that goes. This is a board with morals!
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>>3719111
>Pallet
>>
>Oberon

You take a moment to remember a friend you lost for real.
He’s gone, and not coming back. That’s just how life is sometimes.

(Still accepting votes but looks like vermillion...)
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>>3719139

support
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>>3719174
F.
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>>3719174
I'll even change my vote to Vermillion because not pallet (it was saffron: >>3719137 )
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>>3719174
rest well my friend
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>>3719174
>beat missingno with the power of the 7 deadly sins
>have to fuck the literal reality to bring back our friends
>cant bring oberon back
i cant believe original sin is made by china
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>>3719198
Probably something about it being Missingno's glitch bullshit that deleted them, whereas Oberon was actually killed, by us no less.
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>>3719174
Vermillion
>>
All I know is that whoever we're going to fuck is going to enjoy it.
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>Vermillion
Time to get that date BOIIIIII. You stop by the local flower shop and pick up an arrangement. Smooth.
Looks like Joy’s garden is doing well to. Nice.
Ok, you’re at the door. Pluck up that courage.

What do?

>Knock
>Chuiicken out
>Write in
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Do you know that rg is going to have vermilion joy cuck us?
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>>3719212
>>Knock
We just beat what may as well be (a) god, we can go on a fuckin' date.
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>>3719212
>Knock
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>>3719212
>>Chuiicken out
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>>3719212
>Knock
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>>3719212
>knock like the champ we are
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>>3719212
>Knock
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>>3719212
>Knock
knock knock knock time to knock someone up
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>>3719212
>>Knock
>INB4 she was joking
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>>3719218
I hope not
>>3719212
>Knock
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>>3719212
>>Knock
Also try to clean up that figurine we got and give to neet joy as a gift.
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>>3719212
>Knock
>Hold some flowers.
Shes gonna be dead wont she?
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>>3719212
>Knock
>>
>>3719212
>Knock

>>3719218
Dude's too busy thinking about dicks
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We still need to fix oaks dex, grab Zappos, and get new and new two
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>Knock
huh. no answer.

You hope she’s not DEAD. That would be a real bummer.

What do?
>Go around back
>Peek through window
>Write in
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>>3719247
>Peek through window
FUCKING CALLED IT
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>>3719247
>>Peek through window
You're scaring me RG.
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>>3719247
>>Peek through window
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>>3719247
>Peek through window
Pls no RG
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>>3719247
>Peek through window
Please just be naked please just be nakedwait isnt she working?
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>>3719247
>Peek through window
Why is it always despair
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>>3719247
>>Peek through window
Oh boy did she come back to her neet ways?
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>>3719258
Shit, that's a good point, actually.
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>>3719247
>Just leave and go to saffron
don't do this QM this is a bad idea.
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>>3719247
>Peek through window

Probably just at the fucking Pokemon centre or outside doing shit now that she got a clue and isn't a NEET anymore
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>>3719247
>Peek through window
>>
>>3719247
>Peek through window
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>>3719261
.... did we reset the timeline somehow?
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>>3719247
>>Peek through window
>>
>>3719247
>Peek through window
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>>3719270
Well we did, but I'm pretty sure we did everything the exact same the second time around save for master balling the ditto.
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>>3719247
>Peek through window
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>>3719276
Wait, I get what you mean now, I'm dumb.
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>Peek

Oh, she just fell asleep watching her animes. What were you worried for?

What do?

>Let yourself in
>Let her sleep
>Write in
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>>3719299
hmmmmmmm. something seems off about this but
>Let yourself in
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>>3719299
let yourself in and cook her like 30 eggs, so she has something to eat when she wakes up :^)
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>>3719299
>Let yourself in
>Hey champ, guess who is a champ as well?
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>>3719299
>Knock first then let yourself in
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>>3719299
>Let yourself in
Just like old times.
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>>3719299
>>Let yourself in
But be very quiet and silent
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>>3719299
>>Let yourself in
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>>3719299
>>Let her sleep
Save ourselves from whatever is going to happen.
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>>3719299
>>Let her sleep
Don't be a pervert
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>>3719299
>Let yourself in
Let's get cooking
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>>3719299
Quack
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>>3719299
>let yourself in
She'll be happy to see us!
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>Break in and cook eggs

Hell yeah, Chef Red on DECK.
You start cooking eggs like crazy. 1 Egg, 2 egg, you just can’t stop!

How many eggs do you cook?

>3
>5
>20
>30 Eggs
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>>3719333
Oh no.
>5
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>>3719333
>1
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>>3719333
>>5
Oh no.
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>>3719333
>3
cook too much and she will get a heart attack
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>>3719333
>5 eggs, a couple of toasts and a orange.
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>>3719333
>ALL THE EGGS
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>>3719333
>Let's keep it at 3
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>>3719333
>5
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>>3719333
>>5
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>>3719343
Support this one.
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>>3719333
7 eggs
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>>3719343

this
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>>3719299
I'm gonna inb4 this
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>>3719333
>5
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>>3719333
>a gross of eggs
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>Cook Egg

You cook eggs until you lose count. So much egg getting cooked in here.

Joy wakes up and stumbles into the kitchen.

“Yawwwwn. Red, is that you? What are you doing in my kitchen? Did you just let yourself in? I mean that’s kinda weird.”

What do?
>Tell Joy it’s time for egg
>Egg time
>Serve em up
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>>3719371
>but anon that's 144 eggs!
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>>3719378
>Serve em up
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>>3719378
>Serve em up
>Explain that we went trougth some pretty weird shit recently and we are just glad to see her well.
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>>3719343
Yeah sure let's do this
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>>3719378
>Egg time
>Tell her the good news
>We killed an abstract entity
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>>3719378
>>Serve em up
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>>3719378
>>Serve em up
Told you fools that it was weird
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>>3719378
>E A T
eat
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>>3719378
>I don't know. I got eggs on the mind.
>oh that came out wrong. I mean I was thinking about your eggs.
>oh goodness, that wasn't any better. What I mean to say is I want to bang you.
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>>3719378
>Serve them
>Oh shit Joy, I became the champion, I stopped an eldritch being from destroying the universe. I also just... really wanted to see you.
>>
>>3719378
>Tell Joy it’s time for egg
>>3719380
oops
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>>3719378
>Serve em up
E G G B A B I
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>>3719378
She doesn't have to talk, but she HAS to eat ALL the eggs
>>
>Egg Time

You serve em up, hot and fresh.

“Oh, um... thanks Red. Where did you even get all of these? I had like 2 eggs left.”

SHHH. Egg time.

“Oh, ok Well I’m not really hungry..”

EGG.

“Well maybe just one..”

What do?

>ONE EGG
>MOST EGGS
>ALL EGGS
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>>3719408
>ONE EGG
When was the last time we've eaten?
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>>3719408
>>ONE EGG
Is Red having a mental break, or you?
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>>3719408
One Egg. We and our team will eat the others.
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>>3719408
>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL-I mean uh yeah sure one egg. I can save these I'm pretty sure.
>>
>>3719408
>>ALL EGGS
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>>3719408
>>ALL EGGS
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>>3719408
>Put eggs in mouth then kiss her
<Insert egg pun here>
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>>3719408
>ONE EGG
her dad can help us finish the eggs, just make sure he doesn't eat too much
high cholesterol is bad
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>>3719408
>ONE EGG
we can all share
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>>3719414
I like this
>>3719419
Woah bro kissing someone without consent like that is mondo not cool
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>>3719408
>>ALL EGGS
>>
>>3719408
>ALL EGGS
>>
>>3719408
Oh no. Did we become that one creepy Anon from /b/?
>One egg
>>
>All Eggs

“Geeze Red, that’s too many eggs. Maybe we can just fool around instead?”

>Fool around
>Egg
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>>3719438
>>Fool around
>>
>>3719438
>Fool around
I'm down for some tomfoolery
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>>3719438
>Fool around
>>
>>3719438
>Fool around with eggs
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>>3719438
>Cash in the date.
We can fool around after it.
>>
>>3719438
Fool around
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>>3719445
Isn't fooling around with the one we like date already?
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>>3719438
>Fool around
fine
>>
>>3719438
>>Fool around
did I fuck up the eggs? I was trying to do something special just for you.
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>>3719438
>fool around
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>>3719438
>Fool around
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>Fool Around

That happens.
It’s been a long, hard journey. You died once or twice. Became a girl for a bit. Warped and reset reality. Had a goo clone.
And now you’re in some creepy woman’s house getting your dick sucked.
All in all, things worked out pretty well.
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>>3719465
I guess we only grow actual eyes during times of extreme emotion or something
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>>3719465
damn, wanted Lori or Chuuni Joy too.
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>>3719465
I'll be waiting for the End of PKMN Quest remake
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>>3719465
Damn. Guess we don't lose our V-Card in this quest.
I'm guessing Mom would've taken it, huh.
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>>3719465
>nice job us
>>
so is this the end now? no more missingno, we bacame the league champion, got laid by joy and not a pokemon
are we finished?
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>>3719483
>Meanwhile in Cerulean cave
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>>3719483
>spoiler
>inb4 Noodle estrus
>>
>Woah Woah Woah

Hold up. you can’t just end on getting your NUT.
We gotta go out on a musical number, baby!

What do?

>Noodle - drop it down low and make that booty clap
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>>3719495
>Woah Woah Woah
>>
>>3719495
>Noodle - drop it down low and make that booty clap
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>>3719495
oh no
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3719495
Oedipus time with mom
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NR77jrn6Gus

—————-

That’s all, folks!
It’s been a blast, I hope you enjoyed!
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3719503
There's still time dammit
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>>3719495
>Fornite Dance
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BYE BYE RG
>>3719512
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>>3719506
Thanks for the run, RocketGrunt. Most fun i've had with a quest in a while.
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>>3719506
based as always OP, I await the day I can go on another one of your wild rides again.
also maybe that lewd will have succubus OP ACTUALLY DRAW THE DAMN FANART
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>>3719506
It was a journey from the beginning to the end
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>>3719506
Thanks for the good times, OP.
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>>3719506
What a ride that was. Thanks for seeing it out to the end!
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>>3719506
Man what a ride. Well done QM, hope to see you again. Are planning to keep doing more Pokemon quest?
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>>3719535
He said he was gonna do something different after this
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>>3719535
Gonna try something different + let this one breath a bit.
But we'll get to it
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>>3719506
Thanks RG, I was pretty bummed when Gobble quit his quest and this one started up around the same time and helped fill the void with one of the best quests I've ever read. Thanks for the ride, hope you run shit again

>>3719518
The dice gods never indulge my magical realm
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>>3719506
Holy shit, a quest that actually ended!

joking aside, this was great. Hope to see you running again soon.
>>
>>3719548

I'm mildly mad that leaf never became a thing but I have high hopes for Gold & Silver. We better be the coolest Gold one can be.
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>>3719559
Imagine we finally get to Red and we're like oh wow cool legendary trainer. But then he's still the exact same crazy dude we made him in the first place. Imagine going to like Vermillion gym and meeting NEET Joy.
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Congratulations QM, you have done what many QMs can only ever dream of. Completing a quest.

And with 0 drama.

Congratulations
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>>3719572
Well there was those trolls a while back but they left so it's okay
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>>3719548
Eh, I was kind of hoping if we had gone with Lori or Misty, especially the latter doesn't have the assets of a joy.
>>
>>3719567

That is why Gold us should be completely different.

Embrace our 90s swagger.
>>
Goodbye QM its been one hell of a ride
>>
Goodbye RocketGrunt may we meet again in another quest.
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Thank you RG, Goodbye Quest
And, to all the Anons:
Egg
>>
Noodle lewds when
>>
I wish I had seen this quest in its prime because this ending stunk.
>>
>>3719882
Eat shit lmao

You the man RG
>>
What a shame.
>>
Thanks for running RG it's been a wild ride.

Pics of the other endings when?
>>
>>3719506
Thanks for the run!
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>>3719506
Congrats on finishing the quest, you degenerate...
T'was nice!
>>
>>3709072
Quest, do you have any social media account we can follow? So we can know when you start another quest?
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>>3719548
Woah Woah, RocketGrunt. You can't just end it like that. You got to give us the Oh Shit, Mewtwo gif.

I also wouldn't be opposed to the Oh Shit, Zapdos and Oh Shit, Mew gifs.
>>
That was great. Looking forward to your next quest, RG!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU263Ud3LM4
>>
>>3719506
Good job.
>>
>>3719548
C-can we at least see the other endings? O-or at least the Mom ending PLEASE I NEED MOM
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>>3719506
Congrats on finishing your first quest, my dude.
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>>3724755
>this coming from SOMNIUS of all people
The irony is rich.
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>>3724761
I don't see it.
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>>3719465
RG, I just want to say I'm proud of you for finishing. If only we could finish a little more.

So long, and thanks for all the ahegao's.
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thank you for running RG
>>
This was a very fun read. Good job to QM and all their players.
>>
thank you OP
t. lurker
>>
So... no lewds?



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