>>3697325
>Dog
>Boys

>>3697325
>Tortoise
>Girls

>>3697325
>Frog\
?Boys

>>3697337
+1

>>3697337
Support

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Locked in gender and pet. writing.
Tortoise and Girl it is.

>>Trait:[THICK SKINNED] gained

Your not really sure how you
expected Mr.Shelly to taste. Definitley crunchy but you were suprised ay how tangy and salty he turned out.
You were also not expected such a slow animal to fight back so much. Glass and piles of dirt from his terrarium are scattered all over your...
>Sporty
>Princess
>Paw-Print
>Write in
Rug.

Some even got on your backpack for school. You kneel over to brush aside some dirt from the bag revealing your school name tag.
It reads...
>Enter name now

5th Grade class/
Haverford Middle School.

>>3697368
>>Princess
Donut steele

>>3697368
>Sporty
umph tomboys for the win~!
>Enter name now
>Claire.

>>3697368
>Paw-Print
>Enter name now
"Marina", like Marina Chapman.

>>3697382
I'll support the name if you support my rug

>>3697385
Eh, why not.

>>3697368
>Princess
>Andrea Steel

>>3697368
>Princess
Claire or Marina are fine

Locked in. Writing.
Princess and Marina. And Steel came up a bit for the last name soooooo... Marina Steel it is.

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>>Trait:[ADORABLE] gained

Oh right school. Curses!!!!
You look to your night stand at your Pretty Pretty Princess(tm) alarm clock.

3:00AM.

You have about 2 hours before your Dad wakes up and starts his morning routine, which include coming in here to wake you up for breakfast and school.

You gotta get all this mess outta here and some how hide the fact you... ahem... did away with your pet.
You have your back pack, a royal(plastic) scepter, your P.Js, your shoes, a pink parasol, your stuffed bear, colored markers, pencil, and notebook.

>What do you do?

Traits:
[EATER] - By eating living things you gain their strength and thier traits. Eating dead things grants temporary boosts.
[THICK SKINNED] - You have gained the sturdiness of the noble turtle. You are now harder to hurt phyiscally and can't be moved as easily when standing your ground.
[ADORABLE] - Your just a sweet little thing. You couldn't hurt a fly. At least that's what your pretty pink appearance allows you to appear to be. As long you maintain this image suspicion is easier to avoid.

>>3697464
>Eat the local chad!

>>3697464
clean up the dirt and wreckage my eating it. its the only way to ensure they find to evidence of what happened.

>>3697464
See if we can eat the terrarium and the dirt.

>>3697464
Clean up and pretend to sleep

>>3697467
No, we need to keep a low profile. do you want to end up in a government lab!

*unzips dick

>>3697464
Go to the kitchen, find a broom to sweep up all the glass and dirt.

>>3697471
>Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
>[a / c / g / k / m / o / p / v / vg
eat the lab

>>3697475
this runs the risk of waking up our parents. it's better to try and eat the evidence first.

>>3697478
I don't understand what you are trying to say.

>>3697480
Kek

>>3697464
eat your dad and become a titan

Locked in. Writing.
There seems to be a general agreement.

>>3697523
this is terrible advice do not listen.

>>3697527
How about eat everything BUT daddy, then become a god?

>>3697531
this isn't gorefield man the government would drop a nuke well before we had the chance.

>>3697535
The quest just started, anon, we can figure out how realistic the setting is and how realistic the others want it to be.

You've eaten non-foodly things before. Especially as a toddler. You remember your dad telling you a story about eating a hand full of nickels from his swear jar when you were three. He was shocked when the doctor said they seemed to have not been on the x-ray when he brought you in freaking out like any young parent would. You ate plently more wierd things after that but everytime it gave you a pretty bad tummy ache.

Figuring it the only smooth solution you get on your knees and start scooping up handfuls of glass and dirt and start chewing. Your TRUE mouth overtaking as you grind the mix into edible and mildy chalky sand. You'd be bleeding from the mouth if you weren't so [THICK SKINNED].

As you take this mess to chow town the voices in your head whisper ideas into your head. They are pleased you've eaten your green scaly friend and are suggesting you eat more bipedal targets. Chad being one of them.

Chadwick Fullman or as he insists his lessers(anyone who isn't an 8th grader) call him, The Chad. He's a local bully and notorious tool. He's the classic after school special antagonist. You still haven't forgiven him for calling you "Little Miss Priss" in front of the other kids at lunch. He wouldn't be missed by the kids but his mother, Principal Fullman, would be quite a lose end. It'd be hard enough trying to defeat and consume someone nearly twice your size let alone ,dare we say it, a grown up.

Then again the voices also mentioned your dad. Naw.... well. You could. He wouldn't expect it but he's a tough fella. Also you really really love your dad and you tell the voices through sandy mouthfuls you'd miss him an awful lot if you ate him.

You finish up your the last of the dirt and glass and stand up. It looks much better now. The only thing left to do is figure out what to do with the half busted terrarium and what you're gonna tell your dad about Mr.Shelly.

>What do you do?

>>3697561
open the window and tell him chad broke in and stole your turtle

>>3697561
>Consume the Terrarium then open the window in the morning we can claim someone came inside during the night they sounded scary so you pretended to sleep when they left your pet was gone.

>>3697561
Finish off the terrarium, then a couple of our stuffed animals for good measure, then head back to bed.

>>3697571
Was gonna suggest the same thing.

>>3697576
Support

>>3697576
>>3697573
this will really sell the brake in cover-up.

>>3697581
>>3697582
Wait, even better! Do we have a TV or laptop? We’ll eat those as well, thieves’ll go for those.

Okie dokie locked in. Writing. Man you guys can sure get a plan going when Chadibalism is involved.

>>3697608
still not sold on the whole eating chad. everyone is a bit of an asshole when they are young

>>3697611
That applies to Marina as well.

>>3697612
True, but unlike chad, we are in control of steel and given the fact we have given this kid the mind to be able to plan out a fake robbery to cover up the fact we eat our pet, I think we are more mature than the average kid.

The voices whisper sweet fraudlencies into your head. A plot involving lies and deciet. Smash and consume the rest of the terrarium and some animals along with the Pink CRT on your dresser. You don't have a laptop or a PC but dad bought a FAMILY PC thats in the den by the bookshelf. You could add it to the eatery if you could find a way to make it downstairs without making too much noise and waking up your dad. Same with smashing the terrarium and CRT to render them edible. You can't exactly unhinge your TRUE mouth and swallow them whole, and while your bite has some punch to it it'd take too long to crunch your way through the CRT. You have at least a general goal and a problem to solve.

>How do you reduce the noise of smashing the "stolen" items?

optional:
>Do you have a plan for getting the PC?

>>3697611
To be fair this quest is gonna be fairly write in heavy as long as the general consensus is aligned a certain way it could happen. Magic of the medium my guy nothing is set in stone.

>>3697624
See if you can pry anything off the CRT without smashing it. Take it apart piece by piece.

>>3697624
Let’s just stick with the TV. We can order a ton of food on the PC if we figure out Dad’s credit card numbers.

Muffle the sounds with our blankets and clothes.

>>3697632
why would thieves take a turtle and a tv instead of the tv, computer and other valuable electronics?

Also i compiled an inventory and traits bin for viewing and as a reminder.
https://pastebin.com/ZGxJSxKC

>>3697635
the intruder realized that there was a person in the rooms grabbed what they could in the room then ran.

boom

>>3697635
Because they were high on drugs, anon! High people don’t make sound decisions.

>>3697635
or a crazy drugged-out hobo broke in stole what they could in the room then fled when they realized they weren't alone.

>>3697644
>>3697646
why would the police immediately assume that they were high or didn't want to wake a person because they were unarmed, it'd seem weird

>>3697651
Ok, then what is your explanation?

Locked in. Writing.

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Thinking critically and guided by the voices you take the terrarium and the CRT on the bed. You start to pry apart the CRT as best as you can before smothering the items with the sheets and smashing them into glass and plastic and electrical components. As you eat up this assortment of materials you wonder if you'll really be able to sell the Chad angle. But you need to have something to tell your dad. The voices are getting restless. THEY DEMAND A DECISIVE VERDICT!
What story will you try to sell your dad on?

>1:Monopolize on the situation and attempt to fraudulently incriminate The Chad with plans to consume.

>2:Hide your sinful hunger with a tale of a rabid drug addled vagrant attempting robbery most foul.

>>3697686
>>2:Hide your sinful hunger with a tale of a rabid drug addled vagrant attempting robbery most foul.

>>3697686
>2:Hide your sinful hunger with a tale of a rabid drug addled vagrant attempting robbery most foul.

>>3697686
>>2:Hide your sinful hunger with a tale of a rabid drug addled vagrant attempting robbery most foul

>>3697686
>2:Hide your sinful hunger with a tale of a rabid drug addled vagrant attempting robbery most foul.
Ah, good old cyriak.

Okay its been a good 30 minutes. Locked in. Writing.

>>3697686
>1:Monopolize on the situation and attempt to fraudulently incriminate The Chad with plans to consume

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>>3697773

You finish the last of the "stolen" goods. You've gotten pretty good at disappearing evidence but now the tummy ache is gonna be even worse when you get to school. You've got the mess cleaned up and now you have a vague idea of what you're gonna tell your dad when the morning comes. You look back to your Pretty Pretty Princess(tm) alarm clock. It's now 4:30am.

You have a good half an hour to make any last adjustments to your appearance or the room to help sell your lie or to do anything else you want to do without adult supervision. Through the window you see the light. The sun will soon rise.

>What do you do?

>>3697785
Make sure the window is unlocked then get what little sleep we can it is going to be a long day.

>>3697791
+1.

>>3697794
for a moment I thought this was OP because one of the first options was to eat your pet gecko, why is there blood on it's upper neck if it was impaled on it's lower neck?

>>3697810
I know right? Wowie. My first quest i get a fuckin wierd melvin.

Locking in. Writing.
ill be updating and locking in around every 30 minutes.

Tired from the events of the night you patter over to your window and make sure to unlock it. Checking the clock one last time you tuck into your Princess bedsheets and try to get a little nap in before your dad wakes up in 30 minutes. You were up since around 2:40 when your urges and the voices woke you from sleep. Even now they whisper you to rest as close your eyes and let sleep take you.

~do re mi fa SO LA TI DO!!!!!!!~

Your Pretty Pretty Princess(tm) alarm clock lights and the little princess atop it sings you awake as the light of the morning sun pierces through the window filling your room with pleasant natural light. You hit the flamboyant "Slumber" button on the clock and as you sit up in your bedding you can hear the clomping of your dads heavy footsteps as he approaches your door. He knocks three times and calls in.

"Marina! Are you up?"

He opens the door and pokes his head in and you see the auburn hair and Burt Reynolds-esque mustache of your dad, Hugo Steel. He is still in his morning robe and fuzzy slippers along with his coffee stained tank top and plaid pajama bottoms.
He is a solid 6'8" tall compared to your 4'6". He has well built arms from working construction in his youth and clearly hasn't lost now that he runs his own construction company, Steel Works Construction. He looks over at you and groggily smiles and is about to say more when he notices the things missing from your room. Mostly the CRT.

He looks at you more awake and with a small measure of concern in his voice.

"Marina baby what happened in here? Is everything okay?"

and you open your mouth and say,

>"Insert your dialogue here"

>>3697876
"I had my first period and it made me angry. Very angry"

>>3697876
explain that a scary man opened our window last night. we got scared and pretended to be asleep until he went away.
>>3697913
No just no

Locking in. Writing.

You look down slightly dejected.

"Im sorry dad. A scary man came through the window and started grabbing things. I wanted to cry but i didn't want him to hear me so I pretended to sleep."

A small, well timed, sniffle escapes from you.

"He even took Mr.Shelly."

A lot of emotions are going through Hugo's face as he absorbs everything you've told him. But for the most part all he can think about is how scared his [ADORABLE] daughter looks right now.

Roll 1d6 and add +1 for your [ADORABLE] trait.

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d6 + 1)

>>3697941
rip

Since i need to actually sleep and need more rolls to come in ill make this a TO BE CONTINUED. Ill lock in and Write an update once im back.

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d6 + 1)

>>3697941

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d6 + 1)

>>3697943

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d6 + 1)

>>3697941
Cool quest. Rollan.

Rolled 4 + 1 (1d6 + 1)

>>3697941
I think OP’s got his rolls now, but throwing one more in for support.

Rolled 5 + 1 (1d6 + 1)

>>3697941

>>3697980
>>3697986
>>3697943
Im alive. Locked in. Writing.

best of three and that 5 defo passes.

Your dad walks over to the bed sits down on and begins to hug you. He strokes your hair and let's you know everything will be okay. You feel a little guilty about making your dad worry but the voices applaud you for your successful ruse.

He gets up and wipes away a single manly tear.

"Okay Marina. Ill look around in a bit and call the police. You're clearly upset. Do you still feel up for school? You've had a rough night and i wouldn't say no if you wanted to stay home."

So...

>Go to school
>Stay home
>Write in

>>3698589
>>Go to school
we need to keep up the facade of normalcy, we may have the power of NOM but education is still important

>>3698589
On one hand, if we go, we can eat someone and likely get an intellect boost. On the other, it might be better to get a handle on things quietly for now.

>>3698593
we can't just go around eating people.

>>3698607
Why not? Setting morality aside (which a power like this inherently has to unless you want to never actually get any stronger) there are two equally valid options.

Either we grow stronger slowly and quietly, taking more time but ultimately gaining more strength before going loud, or we go full throttle from the beginning, and do everything we can to get stronger before the rest of the world can muster a meaningful response.

Both options have roughly the same chance of failure.

>>3698589
>Go to school

>>3698607
so we should just sit around until someone climbs on our table and asks to be eaten?

>>3698624
Well, the first reason is I don't want to draw unwanted attention. how do we know we are the only person with this or similar powers. the lower our profile more actions we can take with less suspicion. the second reason I don't want to have to deal with whatever spook organization the government has that is meant to deal with the supernatural. If we just start disappearing people all willy nilly someone will notice and start to ask questions. the third reason I want to get to know the world a little more before committing to any long term choices and eating people will have long term repercussions.

>>3698589
>Go to school

>>3698638
what powers are we going to gain from eating other humans that we don't already have from being a human? when we eat the turtle we didn't gain the power to shapeshift into a turtle we just got thick skin. we didn't get all the turtles memory or anything like that. personally, I would be more interested in eating more animals to gain some other animal-based powers. like what are we going to get from eating a fuckiing random human manpowers, the ability to drive a car, or maybe the greatest power of all the ability to do taxes!

>>3698638
>>3698624
Like what do you guys expect to happen? I'll tell you what I think will happen we will scar our PC for life, the police will open a missing person investigation, and the town will be on high alert as one of their own has disappeared.

30mins up. Locked in. Writing.
will also clear up some things.

>>3698658
we could eat anyone with good genes or someone strong and become strong/smart whatever and we can eat stuff too, so maybe eat a nuclear power plant worker and then eat uranium
>>3698674
the pc being a psycho doesn't really change anything, and if it's a small town we can eat the sheriff, if it's a big town then nobody ever bothers with missing persons cases

>>3698590
This

>>3698682
No man, just no. I'm not to hot on eating people just to get a little smarter, if you want us to get stronger we could eat a gorrila or a horse.

>>3698682
right so let me tell you about what will happen if we disappear the sheriff. once he fails to show up for work his deputies will start looking for him when they fail to find him the FBI gets involved. now not only do we have to keep our powers on the down-low we also have to stay under the FBI radar. the only thing that will happen by eating people is to open ourself up to more suspicion from those around us.

as for buffs, I refer you to this, guy
>>3698691

>>3698682
>we can eat the sheriff
We are a small child, the sheriff is an adult with a gun. sure we have thick skin but I'm pretty sure if someone was trying to eat me I'd shoot way more than once.

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Your dad smiles at how brave you are for still wanting to go to school after such a bad night. He offers you breakfast but you look down at your irritated tummy and tell him politely that you've lost your appetite.

He leaves you to get ready for the day when in full force the voices do more than talk. They begin showing you things.

As you eat the inhuman you become more than human. But eventually your appearance will begin to reflect your inhumanity. After gaining 5 traits and skills via eating you will need to eat a human to reset your human appearance back to base. However you will also gain that humans unique trait(whether that be supernatural or mundane) and it wont count as one of the 5 inhuman traits. You still keep the inhuman traits gained before you reset your appearance only the score (for now its 1/5) will be reset. Traits and skills gained via character action besides eating don't count against either ([ADORABLE] for example). Nor does your base trait [EATER]. Also eating dead things(not foods as their uniqueness was proccessed out via cooking or preparation) you gain one time use skills or a + 1 forward on a roll of your choice.

Now that the voices are done with... that tutorial... you do the most important thing a girl can do in middle school... SELECT AN OUTFIT.

Your school(Haverford Middle School) doesn't have a dress code per say but you wouldn't be able to live down the ridicule of showing up to school in your Pretty Pretty Princess(tm)(Just gonna call this brand 3P from now on) P.Js.

You walk over to your dresser, now bereft of the CRT blocking your mirror and put on...

>Your white button up with embroidered tiara on the lapel, pink skirt, and bows.
>Your dad's hand me down denim jacket, a beanie, and torn khakis.
>A sailor girl school uniform.
>A concealing hoodie, and baggy jeans.
>Write in.

>>3698783
>>Your dad's hand me down denim jacket, a beanie, and torn khakis.

>>3698783
>A sailor magical girl school uniform.

>>3698783
A white button-up with a khaki skirt and our hair tied up in a bun with a pink bow.

>>3698783
Looks like we will have to be careful about how much we use our powers

>>3698802
Yeah, so we should think about what animals we're going to eat, how we're going to acquire those animals and what to do when our appearance starts changing.

>A sailor girl school uniform

>>3698817
>>3698793
no please

>>3698783
>>A sailor girl school uniform.

>>3698783
>A sailor girl school uniform

>>3698819
>doesn’t want to make a magical girl version of The Thing

>>3698783
>Your white button up with embroidered tiara on the lapel, pink skirt, and bows.

>>3698839
changing to support
>Your white button up with embroidered tiara on the lapel, pink skirt, and bows.

>>3698783
>A sailor girl school uniform.
You know what? fuck it

>>3698783
>>Your dad's hand me down denim jacket, a beanie, and torn khakis.

>>3698783
>Your white button up with embroidered tiara on the lapel, pink skirt, and bows.

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>A sailor girl school uniform.
The only acceptable choice.

You look through your assortment of clothes and decide on that sailor girl outfit your aunt, Sara Steel, got you for your birthday a month ago. She's always traveling and was in Japan and as soon as she saw it she just knew you would look absolutely cute in it. At least she and your dad seem to think so. No one else besides the Manga Club at school seemed to notice. Hopefully those weebs dont try talking to you again... you still remember the smell of cheese dust and sweat from your last encounter.

As you take inventory of your self.
https://pastebin.com/ZGxJSxKC

You begin to walk downstairs and out the door waving goodbye to your dad as you walk to school. It isn't that far from here and pretty close to downtown Haverford across from the Highschool and near the Library. Your route will also pass by the creek and woods near Mill Park.

You left about an hour early. And have time for a small detour before school.

>What do you do?

>>3698912
Explore in the woods

>>3698918
this, maybe we can fashion a makeshift trap or net to catch some game.

>>3698918
Yea, explore the woods see if there's something to eat, or any useful items or even a place to make a hideout for later.

Locked in. Writing.

Walking into the woods the voices whisper ideas into your head. The woods have plenty of critters to try and eat but would have to have a good plan if you want to get the drop on anything that could considered game. The only game out here is Deer and they are quite illusive due to all the kids that come here and spook them away. However this place is teeming with birds, squierrels, field mice, frogs, and various worms and insects along with a few snakes and spiders.

A hideout isnt a bad idea either. You could make a ramshakle hut out of sticks and leaves and vine or you could try and take the treefort from those dirty kids in your grade. They hangout here alot and call themselves the Wild Bunch. You'll have to either get them to move out though as they will likely not want to part with their hideout.

Whatever you decide to focus on will have to be it as you'll have to cheese it to school right after.

So do you:
>Attempt to look for small prey.
>Leave a trap for some faster or bigger prey and return later to collect.
>Craft a hideout from local materials
>Try and claim the Wild Bunch's hideout.
>Write in.

>>3699074
>>Leave a trap for some faster or bigger prey and return later to collect.

we can work on the hideout after school

>>3699074
>Leave a trap for some faster or bigger prey and return later to collect.

>>3699074
>Eat a poisonous spider.
If no luck in finding one, don't bother

>>3699074
>Try and make an alliance with the Wild Bunch.

>>3699074
>Attempt to look for small prey
hmm quite a lot of options, I say we should gun for a squirrel, frog, or snake.

>>3699127
Snake or squirrel. I don't particularly want to fill one of the four remaining slots with a frog.

>>3699132
agreed preferred squirrel

>>3699132
hmmm I think with a snake we would get thermal detection and a better sense of smell, squirrels will probably just make us more agile. so I think we should try to find a snake.

Eating a human alive will be a problem
It would be way easier with jaw that can open wider than on normal human though
>>3699074
>Try to catch a snake

Locked. Writing.

You decide that it would be best and eat something easier to subdue for now. But now you gotta find one.
kneel down and start digging through the brush and until you spot...

Roll a d6
>1/2 :Snake
>3/4:Squirrel
>5:Frog
>6:Spider

First posted roll is the one that will be used.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>3699234

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>3699234
Let's hope I roll low for once

>>3699239
Locked. Writing.

>>3699243
SNEK powers here we come

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A snake. You are pretty sure it isn't poisonous to eat based on its coloration. A simple foot long snake. You grab it in your hand and before it can strike your already beheading it with your TRUE mouth. In a few greedy bites the snake is ground to pulp and swallowed. Its quite gamey and the scales leave something to be desired in terms of texture... all in all you'd give it a 7/10.

>>Trait:[UNHINGED] gained

[UNHINGED] - Your TRUE mouth has evolved the ability to unhinge open about 2'. You can now swallow anything within this 2' threshold whole without chewing or making it smaller. Using the unhinging as a windup for a bite of greater force is now also possible.

You test out your [UNHINGED] TRUE mouth a couple times to get used to it before you wash the blood off your hand in the nearby creek. As you finish with the washing up you dust the dirt of your knee highs and make your way back to school.

As you reach HMS you see a plethora of kids of varying age and appearance talk to each other and interact in groups. One shape seems to approach you out of this mass of kids. Its your childhood friend. The only person you've told your... secret... too. They don't know you've eaten anything living just that you can do that thing with your mouth. You've known...

>Her
>Him

since you were in diapers.

>>3699251
Snakes have many abilities, including but not limited to: Enhanced vision, Heat detection, Vibration detection, and of course, Venom secretion.

>>3699299
>>Him

>>3699299
>Him
Uh that too I guess

>>3699299
>Her

>>3699313
>>3699312
You guys are gay pedos. If you find a little girl cute its not sexual but if you find a little boy cute it is.

>>3699312
Supporting

>>3699299
>Her
I hope we will get to eat her later on

>>3699321
...what the fuck is wrong with you

>>3699299
>Him
>>3699321
...Are you mentally deficient or just a pedophile?

>>3699334
Im a realist if some dude says your son is cute he is probally a pedo. If he says your daughter is you cute he's a normal dude. This is most of the time not the case with females because they have much lower libidos and are naturally have a motherly nature. Most men are repulsed by being gay so they wouldnt call another male cute. If a man does this is a clear sign he is gay.

>Her

>>3699334
He would prefer us to eat out a girl instead of giving blowjobs
Pretty normal for people that haven't yet fallen for the cock

>>3699356
>>3699334
There is no reason to pick a male inless your a gay pedophile. Only gays find boys cute.

>>3699360
...We are choosing the gender of our pc's childhood friend, stop sperging out you absolute retard

>>3699370
This kids in 5th grade stop lewding underaged characters.

>>3699321
let's take a moment to appreciate the little knowledge of sentence making that you have
>if you find a little girl cute it's not sexual but if you find a little boy cute it is
what we can suppose from this is that you believe that it's hypocritical to say that calling a little girl cute in a nonsexual way is alright but calling a little boy cute in a nonsexual way is crypto-pedophilia
but then you proceed to say
>you guys are gay pedos
which would imply that they chose "Him" because they find little boys cute, which is just retarded since you don't know what they thought before posting

>>3699376
Why did you chose male though. What's the benfits. The benfits for female is cute, there is no benfit to male inless your a gay pedophile.

>>3699370
>>3699378
What the actual fuck is wrong with you both? Our character is in the 5th grade, calm the fuck down!

>>3699382
>The benfits for female is cute
this would be an admission that you find little girls cute

>>3699299
>Her

>>3699382
Our character is an female 11-year-old child, could you stop sperging out you fucking lobotomite?

>>3699378
>>3699385
wwwwww

>>3699389
Yea because finding somthing cute isn't sexual inless they are a boy of the same species.

>>3699397
???

>>3699299
>>Her
most girls have female best friends so, it's logical

>>3699402
You're quite special, aren't you?

>>3699396
Wounds like your a gay pedophile without an agrument.

>>3699402
so you've never heard anyone call a grown woman cute?
do you have any mental conditions?

>>3699415
Im a realist. Im sorry you dont wanna admit your creepy uncle who called you cute and made you sit on his lap wasn't a pedophile.

This is all very funny but seriously no one said anything about the friend being "cute" we haven't even given them gender or physical descriptions yet. AaMXqSBx you started it with even implying any level of pedophilia. Also seriously >>3699370 why even say this. Also for future references if it isnt related to discussing actions or rolling or making choices put your extra shit in spoilers. Jesus. I don't really mind the sperging as long as actaully having to read it is optional.

>>3699422
BASED QM, so can we have guy best friend

>>3699299
>Him
>>3699422
Good of you to tell anons to stop. Shit was getting stupid and nasty

>>3699427
Its based on majority. Im locking in like 3min.

.

>>3699299
>Her

>>3699416
>>3699420
When exactly did I say that I find children "cute"? Here's the reality of the situation, you are sperging out because you think we are a bunch pedophiles for having a fictional character have a male childhood friend. I think you might be a closet pedophile saying shit like
>Yea because finding somthing cute isn't sexual inless they are a boy of the same species.
You make no sense you fucking sodomite.

>>3699299
>Him

Locked. Writing.
Her wins by majority.

>>3699453
Actually its a tie by my count

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>>3699360
>>3699373
I... What?
I don't wanna clutter OP's quest but I just can't stop myself.
First off, you're the one who brought up leading and CP and shit. Literally nobody before you even mentioned it in passing. What the fuck is wrong with you that you instantly jump to that conclusion the moment a kid enters the scene?
Then there's the flawed logic. People generally don't focus on the supporting cast if they want to lewd, they focus on the OC they play as. Oh, but you didn't speak up then because apparently it's impossible to lewd if it's a girl. You do realise that pedos can find either sex attractive, not just males? And you've never heard an adult call a kid cute regardless of sex? Sure, only super young kids because after that it's sort of weird, but I've definitely seen baby/toddler family members in photos and thought "aww, how cute" yet never felt even a modicum of attraction towards children. You know, because I'm not a sick fuck.
Lastly, if you're trolling, then congrats because you fucking got me good.
Sorry about this, QM.

>>3699422
Sorry, shit like this just gets me heated sometimes.

>>3699453
It's a tie. Disregard the 1id votes if you want a quick tiebreaker.

>>3699447
Listen to qm he said mark your shit as a spoiler if your gonna talk about shit like this.

>>3699471
I tried marking it as a spoiler

I think we should eat a cat as we can get numerous useful things from it.
1. Stealth
2. Night vision
3. retractable claws
All of these are useful when killing humans (third is to make it look like an animal killed them if we have to get out of there mid feast.)

>>3699471
if you're going to call him out on not using spoilers why don't you use spoilers yourself

>>3699460
Shit. you're right last minute ones came in while typing. you know what this meeeeeeeans.

Roll 1d2
>1:Boy
>2:Girl

First posted roll is used.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3699479

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>>3699481
FUCK

Fate has spoken. Writing. Again.

>>3699477
I tried

Methinks the anon doth protest too much

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>>3699474
Oh, this is a good idea. Can we make it a cellar spider since those are the most badass of all spiders?
Hey, I had a thought. What if we go to a zoo and eat a pit viper like pic related? We could use the facial pit to detect infrared radiation, Predator-style.

>>3699481
Good that you finally came around man
I knew there's good in you

>>3699474
But what animal killed them? The only animals that are in the woods are either too small or aren't normally hostile to humans. I don't know why you guys are so hooked on eating people, even when we have to kill someone to reset our appearance we could just ice a fucker and eat them somewhere safe.

>>3699486
Quest seems fun. Sorry for the spergs that appear any time a child is mentioned.

We should definitely eat a spider to see if we can get a wall crawler ability for extra terror

>>3699479
At least fate isn't a gay pedophile

>>3699494
It's because it sounds fun

>>3699491
Why the fuck would we need infravision
We need either some poison or stealth ability to get easier access to living people

Eating a mountain goat would be great, just difficult to find

Shes been a good friend to you for so long. Even when you slipped and accidentally showed her your TRUE mouth she wasn't scared. Just curious and wowed if anything. Yes

>enter names now

has really been a good friend through the years.

>>3699495
this, we could probably get a wall-crawling ability from an ant or a spider.

>>3699504
If we ate an ant, would we be able to release the pheromones that ant species releases?

>>3699504
Belle Delphine

>>3699504
>Yuri
Pretty nice and feminine name related to flowers
It even fits our light magical girl theme

>>3699504
>Grace Feldman

>>3699504
Penny Drops

>>3699516
+1
A good name for some years in the quests future

>>3699502
>Why the fuck would we need infravision
It's an amazing thing to pair up with a stealth ability, y' know when the FBI goes bonkers over the fact that people are dropping like flies in our town., we can easily tell if someone is tracking us.

>>3699516
fagget

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>>3699509

>>3699508
Or we could get some lind of hive mind abilty so we can control babies we have. More of a longterm use but none the less effective.

>>3699504
Victoria Mary Augusta Louise Olga Pauline Claudine Agnes

>>3699508
Sadly no insect swarms in our future.

>>3699504
>Grace Feldman
this sounds good

>>3699532
support

>>3699516
+1
I like

>>3699531
Figured
>>3699525
No u

>>3699531
ahhh maaan, how about wall-crawling?

>>3699516
>>3699522
>>3699534
No.

Yuri, also known by the wasei-eigo construction Girls' Love, is a Japanese jargon term for content and a genre involving lesbian relationships in manga, anime, and related Japanese media.

>>3699504
Grace Feldman
Our best friend is /ourgal/

>>3699544
I made a joke about that

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>>3699504
>Suzie Steel
Alliteration ftw.

>>3699502
Some perks:
>vision in places completely without light
>following the tracks of escaping prey we otherwise couldn't follow
>you can detect minute changes in body temperature, possibly allowing for rudimentary lie detection
>be a motherfucking predator

>>3699544
Do you have brain damage perchance anon?
Because it sure starts looking like you do

>>3699516
+1

>>3699544
no, Yuri, also known as Yury, Yuri, Youri, Yurii, Yuriy, Yurij, Iurii or Iouri is the Slavic (Ukrainian: Юpiй, romanized: Jurij, or Russian: Юpий, romanized: Jurij, or Bulgarian: Юpий, romanized: Jurij, or Belarusian: Юpы, romanized: Jury) form of the masculine given name George; it is derived directly from the Greek form Georgios and related to Polish Jerzy, Brazilian Iury, Spanish and Portuguese Jorge, Dutch Joeri and Czech Jiří.

>>3699557
fucking pedophile

>>3699544
Can we not sexualize children FOR FIVE MINUTES

>>3699569
I'm for the one pushing for the name Yuri

>>3699567
>masculine given name

>>3699577
Her parents were a bit drunk
Shit happens

Yuri means either light of god (eastern) or farmer (western) based on my 20 seconds of google

>>3699516
+

>>3699586
it also is an amazonian language extinct in the 19-20th century, the name of the first man in space Yuri Gagarin, an island in the kuril islands, a japanese satelite and a typhoon''s name

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weebs burn-in hell

>>3699600
Interesting
>>3699606
We're saying it has multiple meanings, and yes, that IS indeed one of them.

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>>3699606
here you go, if you doubt look it up yourself

LOCKED. Writing.

>>3699606
Funfact: Google results are tailored to users
Do you want to tell us something anon?

>>3699616
>Yuri (Japanese name), also Yūri, feminine Japanese given names
Jesus Christ, imagine your name being Lesbian.

>>3699636
To be fair, incognito google, bing, and duckduckgo all have the genre as the first option. Also I love how the spellcheck recognizes google but not bing or duckduckgo.

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>>3699636
you where saying

>>3699638
The name doesn't mean lesbian
Common Japanese female name that may be written with the character for "lily". It is also the Japanese vocabulary word for lily. Other possible combinations of characters include "tenderness; superiority" (yu) and "reason; justice; truth" (ri).

Yes Yuri and you go way back. Your basically like a member of her family. Her mother Ms...

>Chernokov(Slav)
>Hanikawa(Japanese)
>Write in(other)

even lets you keep some clothes in their guest room when you come for sleep overs.

>>3699636
What is wrong with you? Naming a 5th grade character after some hentai nonsense is just messed up. You know the more common meaning of it, and you know what is implied by naming a girl that. I hope you get a visit by the 4chan party bus.

>>3699652
>Hanikawa(Japanese)

>>3699652
>Chernokov(Slav)
this would mean less confusion about any double meaning of the name

>>3699656
It has nothing to do with hentai
>>3699652
>Hanikawa(Japanese)
I, as an ethnic slav, have the right to say that I do not want a slav as the best friend in this quest.

>>3699652
>>Chernokov(Slav)

>>3699656
I agree anon it has mutiple meaning, but it's clear why their naming her this. Their just making up excuses. Most people wouldn't name a underage chatacter yuri lnowing its other meaning.

>>3699652
>Ootani(Anime Reference)

>Chernokov(Slav)

>>3699652
>Chernokov(Slav

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Are you regretting giving us a childhood friend yet, QM?

>>3699652
What is our friends social status?

>>3699652
>Chernokov(Slav)
IDI NA HUI

>>3699692
Regret is a game for ninnys and simpletons.

>>3699652
>Chernokov(Slav)

Locked In. Writing. Okay this next one will be the last character decription decision.

>Yo Yuri, I need to disappear a dude, I will give you two bottles of Vodka for help

>>3699743
This is why I asked for her social standing

Ms. Chernokov is quite a sweet lady.
And while Yuri takes after her in terms of kindness they differ in terms of style. Shes always kind of had a...

>Sporty
>Regal
>Punky
>Professional
>Nerdy
>Messy
>Write in.

style that is seperate from her mother's more down to earth chic.

>>3699757
>>Regal

>>3699757
>Regal
This indicates a high social standing which will be useful in hiding murders and finding good animals to eat

>>3699757
>>Regal

>>3699757
>Regal

>>3699757
>Weaaboo
>Yuri says that her name is totally feminine and not masculine

>Regal

>>3699757
>Regal

>>3699757
>Regal

>>3699765
I’m this guy

>>3699849
I thought switching device would switch I’d, sorry

Locked in. Writing. To be continued after this as i gotta go earn a paycheck.

Yuri walks up to you with a posture that suggest someone of a royal lineage. Sometimes you're pretty sure she's the lost Anastasia with how high she holds herself. She is wearinng a crisp button up and a school blazer along with a long pleated skirt. In her long dirty blond hair is a hair pin designed to look like a small crown. on her side is her leather messenger bag she paid for herself running a lemonade stand back when she was 9. Her ability to command others is quite extraordinary. To put it simply. If others see you as a princess then she is clearly the queen. Making it strange that you're her only real friend. Sure everybody knows and respects her in your grade but your the only one who isn't nervous enough to actually get to know her.

As she reaches you she smiles.

"Hello Marina. Good to see you. How have you been? Anything happen this weekend while I was at grandmother's?"

>What do you tell her?

TBC.

>>3699892
>"Other than some hooligan breaking into my house last night not much. (also maybe show her our new stendo mouth?)

>>3699892
>I decided to ascend into godhood, it will involve lots of death and destruction. Wanna help?

>>3699924
+1

>>3699892
Marina I've recently discovered my mouth gives me the ability to take the abilities of animals ive eaten live. I assure you they feel no pain as I can end their life quickly and humanely. As my bestfreind I would like your help to get animals to eat. I think it could be very fun and like pokemon. Gotta eat them all.

>>3699924
going with this

>>3699962
This kek

>>3699962
Going with this.

>>3699962
support

since we are apparently throwing caution to the wind

>>3699924
definitely yes

Surprise govt. allowed smoke break update!!!!

Locking. Writng.

>>3700092
Also anyone know why my id changes from time to time?

>>3700096
It's got to do with your internet connection one ID per WiFi

>>3699924
>>3699962

You explain to Marina what happened last night. The voices getting the better of you, eating Mr.Shelly(excluding his struggle), the foray into fraud, and your catch in the forest. You have her follow you to the side of the school to show her what you can do with your TRUE mouth after the upgrade. You explain that you'd like to see what happens when you eat more.

Then you get this... far away look in your eye. And with a certainty you never knew you had say.

"I decided to ascend into godhood, it will involve lots of death and destruction. WiLl YoU HeLp Me?"

Your TRUE mouth emerging to make the request sound... different.

She looks at you with concern and apprehension. But you can also see a little more of that Chernokov curiosity behind her eyes as the gears spin in her head.

Roll 1d6 to convince. No +1 for [ADORABLE]. She knows the TRUE you.

Best of three will be used.

>>3700109
Ah okay im on mobile data rn so that'll do it. Danke.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>3700120