Previous Thread>>3674447Check the Archive Here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=pkmnCheck our Pokemon and Items here:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OcvodORAJ5t2JBdDvXEqz52lutUhLvGa91lHozTcz6Q/edit#gid=0>Previously on PKMN (RED/BLUE) QuestBlasted through Safari Zone with only moderate impalement, and finished up Fuschia by earning the Soul Badge!Seafoam Islands were a bit of a trip, but we caught an Articuno! We had a little run in with our gooey doppelgänger, but blasted his head off and left him for dead in the sea.Visited a lab, a mansion and the Gym in Cinnabar to round out our badge collection.Unfortunately our drippy clone got the drop on us and is dragging us to the shores of Cinnabar...Find out what happens NOW in Pokemon (Red/Blue) Quest - Vol. 8:You Can (Not) Catch ‘Em All
>Wake upYou wake up. Looks like you’ve been strapped to a surfboard and the goo-you is dragging you up and down the surf.Uh oh... that’s how a random encounter happens!What do?>Be forced to look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3693381>Look for PKMN
>>3693381>Try to get in touch with Joyous>Struggle>Scream for help>Anything to NOT do that!
>>3693392This, mainly the part about getting into contact with Joyous
>>3693381>Write inSay you actually have to surf on a Pokemon for it to work and not just surf in general
>>3693400How about not pretend to be retarded.
>>3693392support
>Look for PKMNhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dft-1HoggkgWild MISSINGNO appeared!Things feels a little... different.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Contact Joyous>Write in
>>3693407>Contact Joyous
>>3693407>RED, TURN OFF THE CONSOLE
>>3693413THIS.
>>3693413Support
>>3693413thisFuck you Missingno.
>>3693403I thought it was clever>>3693407>Contact Joyous
>>3693413The fucking mad man, support
>>3693407>Slightly pull out the cartridge
Contact Joyous first. Turn the Gameboy off as a last resort.
>>3693413>>3693415>>3693417Ya’ll don’t want a GAME OVER now, do ya?>Contact JoyousYou call upon your psychic link with Joyous, and ask for guidance.“I dunno Red, this guy seems serious. He has his own theme music and everything! But.. if I had my best guess I’d say you should probably just catch it. It’s a Pokemon, after all... right?”Well that’s one option.“Also... I don’t think your regular pokemon really stand a chance against this but maybe.. may I can fight it? You know, with my elite psychic demon Chuuni powers? Maybe...”What do?>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw Masterball (Roll 1D1)>Write in
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>3693433DO NOT roll to catch it. DO NOT pretend.>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10Don't Die.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3693433>>...Throw Masterball (Roll 1D1)I feel like this will corrupt the game do not do it>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10MIND BREAKER
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3693433>>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10IT'S A TRAP, the only thing worst than finding MissingNo is catching it.
>>3693433>Be railroaded.
>>3693438>>3693436>>3693434FUUUCCCKK
>>3693434Shit, wrong dice. Sending Joyous out is a fool's errand.
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>3693433>Throw Masterball (Roll 1D1)I don't want to hurt joyous no matter how much she brags about her psychic power
>>3693445Can you NOT do that?
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>3693433You know what>throw Masterball at Joyous (Roll 1D1)
>>3693442Do you have a better idea then?>>3693445AND DOOMING ALL OF US IS BETTER?
>>3693445Joyous is gonna die anyway if we catch MissingNo., you actual retard.
>>3693445>>3693450you two have just single-handedly ended this quest I hope your proud you pieces of shit
>Joyous, attackYou roll shitty. Joyous sends a psychic attack at MISSINGNO.Obviously it doesn’t do anything. He responds with an É̶̢̗̥̰̹͔̦̹̳̠̈͗͒̿̑͗͊͗́̆R̷̢̛̟̭̝̟̙̖̈́̍̆͂̑̍́͌͘͘R̷̢̢͖̙͎̪̺͒́̔̾͊͑̚͠ͅƠ̴̹͎̙̱̘̏̍͛̐͆́̌̈͛̑͘͝R̸͙̥̭̖̫̳͆͂̀̉̒̔̒You psychic link with Joyous is broken!“Come on, Red. Can’t you see that you’re being railroaded by a shitty QM? Just toss the fucking ball.”What do?>Toss the ball>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3693433>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
>>3693480>Flee
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3693482>>3693480Red+Rage against the dying of the light
>>3693480>>Toss the ballI've been waiting for this moment ever since you faggots pussied out of being Boss Rocket.
>>3693480>write inUse all seven sins simultaneously to banish this monstrosity!!! GOD HAND!!!
>>3693480Wait, did we forgot to put the Masterball on the sixth slot? God dammit, I wanted it to catch Mewtwo.
>>3693490But we don't have all of them yet.
>>3693490did we collect all of them?
>>3693480>RESET
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3693490>>3693493>>3693495Fake it till you make it baby
>>3693480>Write inFlee to dream scape>>3693488Behold, a legendary faggot.
>>3693498....you've fuck us all
>>3693499>can use the heist chip to help stop this >NAH WE DON'T NEED IT LOLI hope you're happy, suffering the consequences of your own actions.
>>3693495we only collectedlustwrathprideslothgluttonythere are two left
>>3693498https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4You try to rage against the machine, but you just trip and drop the masterball on MISSINGNO’s head.Oh, you caught MISSINGNO!And nothing bad came of it.Wait.What’s that music?>uh oh
>>3693502What part of "Pokémon can't beat this thing" didn't get through your head?>>3693512>uh oh
>>3693512RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE, fucking railroaded into a bad ending
>>3693517Isn't it wonderful?>>3693512>wake up.
>>3693512>Crush the ballFuck you my dudethis is only going to end poorly i can tell, but fuck it it might work
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3693512>wake up from a bad trip after eating one of Shroomy's shrooms and proceed to leave Mount Moon
IS THIS FUCKING QUEST CURSED?
>>3693527fuck
>>3693527That doesn’t happen.>Uh oh“Welp, there it goes, Red. The corruption of the world! It was so Easy, too! Let’s sit back and just watch the devastation, huh?”>Watch the fucking world end
IF IT'S ANY TIME TO RESET NOW WOULD BE IT.
>>3693532Nah, fuck you. Reset.
>>3693532PAP PAP PAP PARAPAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3693532RESIST
>>3693532Turn off the game console.
>>3693532>>Watch the fucking world endAt last we can finally rest.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3693532>Go to the next game, this world is no longer worth it
>>3693532>ResetWe never saved at all during this quest, did we?Hahahaha.
>>3693553THE MAD MAN, support
>Meanwhile, in Pewter
>>3693532>Reset the game>Spend 3 threads in a corrupted new game then don't run the 4th for several years
GuysI had an idea.Nobody Vote.
>>3693563fuck brock no
>>3693577Think it's too late for that, but that is kinda smart.
>In Celadon...
yawn.
I am deeply upset by this turn of events
>RG working his way up to Vermillion
>>3693602Pfft, you shouldn't be. You say it like the game is over already, or like this quest was ever meant to be taken seriously.
>Vermilion...
>>3693613I've seen enough, reset.
If OP wants to throw Evangelion's plot at us, it's finally time.We need to supplant one mecha plot for another.
>Palette
>>3693626>Nothing happensNice.
>>3693624Wrong image, fag.
>>3693626>>3693637Wouldn’t be a proper threat without forgetting the image
>>3693647NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3693647MOM NO WE WERE FINALLY GONNA FUCK
>Ok wow, that was exhaustingGood, now that all the readers are gone we can finally get back to things.You wake up on a desolate beach. The world is in ruins. Misty lays comatose next to you. What do?>Choke a bitch for reasons that have multiple interpretations>Cry>Examine green object>Write in
>>3693664>>Examine green object
>>3693664>Examine green object
>>3693664>>Choke a bitch for reasons that have multiple interpretations
>>3693664Wake misty then check on pokemon
>>3693664>Fist bump with Misty. Bros till the end.>Examine green object
>>3693664>cryman fucking man atleast it doesn't get worse than>sadpanda is going down in a few hours
>>3693664>Wonder if we had met a Jenny would her head be on the horizon>Examine green object
>>3693679>Fist bump with Misty. Bros till the end.Yeah, we're not socially stunted.>Examine green object
>>3693681>Sadpanda is about to dieWait what?
>Examine ObjectYou take a moment to fist bump your bro. Looks like she isn’t in much of a fist bumping mood.The object is your trust old Gameboy! Man, you remember the good times you had with this thing.But it looks like the game Data is corrupted...What do?>Start new Game>Write in
>>3693697the end is nigh>>>/h/5411286save it save as much as you can
>>3693701>Start new game
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3693701>>Write inBlow into the cartridge
>>3693701>Start new Game
>>3693701>>Start new Game
>Start new GameYou take out the cartridge, blow on it.You start up a new game and choose being a Boy.Now that you think about it that wasn't a Gen 1 option, but who's keeping count of mistakes?Sweet, you’re a dude and you’ve got the bits to prove it. Time to set off on your Pokémon jour-Wait. You have no Pokémon,What do?>Run into the tall grass like an idiot>See the Pokémon Professor>Check your PC>Write In
>>3693701>Start new Game>>3693702God fucking damn it
>>3693719>>Check your PC
>>3693719>Run into the tall grass like an idiot
>>3693719>Check your PC
>>3693719>>Check your PC[AAAAAHHHHHHH]
>Check PCTime to wind down for a bit . You boot up the ol’ PC.So many options!>Check Item Storage>Read News>Browse Web>Write in
>>3693743>>lOOK BEHIND THE COMPUTER TO THE RIGHT
>>3693743>>Read NewsI've always wondered what this option was for.
>>3693743>>Write inCheck porn folder for Noodle. That's totally where she'd hide.
>>3693744Oh, it's your private stash.What do?>Write in PC action>Run into the tall grass like an idiot>Write in
>>3693743>Check porn folder
>>3693751>>Write in PC actionCheck porn folder
>>3693751>>Read NewsStop recycling pics lazy fuck
>>3693753Whoops.>>3693751
>>3693758I have no idea what you're talking about
>>3693751>>Check porn folder for Noodle
>>3693751>Write in PC actionPotion.
>Check Porn FolderYep, it’s all here. The hottest skanks in kanto doing the filthiest things. Damn, what a good porn folder.You also grab your potion out of item storage.What do now?>Run into the grass like an idiot>Write in
>>3693777>Run into the grassAlso checked
>>3693777>>Run into the grass like an idiotOur boy is waiting for us
>>3693777>>Write inCleverly subvert OP's attempt at railroading us into going into the grass by not going into the grass.
>>3693777>Run into the grass like an idiot
>>3693777>>Run into the grass like an idioteverything is wrong and bad
>>3693785>You rush into the grassYou’ve always been told to stay out of the grass, but you were never the brightest voltorb in the bucket, were you?Uh oh Spaghetti-O, a Š̶͙̾t̵͕̟̐͌u̶̜͇͌͆a̶̩̍́r̸̡̛͇t̴̬̽̍ appears! And it’s PISSED. It may not be the mightiest of mons, but if this sucker sinks his fangs into you you’re in big trouble. What do?>Sensibly run away>Scream for help>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH> Hug Stuart>write in
Wait a minute though I know some of this is supposed to be like meta or whatever. But there were never any confirmed reports of missingno corrupting save data. Like at most it would cause graphical glitches that could be fixed easily alongside duplicating a specific item in the item slot. When you think about it missingno has no real power
>>3693796>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCHIt’ll be our introduction to battling!...with our fists!
>>3693796>hug Stuart and tell him how proud we are of him too
>>3693796> Hug StuartThe worst that can happen Is we die. I want to fight It. I want them to remember. I want to fucking win, I WANT THE FUTURE BACK GODDAMMIT.
>>3693796>> Hug StuartREMEMBER
>>3693798Yeah, this would be closer to one of the glitch 'mons that you typically need to use the mew glitch and other shit like that to find.There's also the fact that you need to talk to that old guy that teaches you how to catch pokemon before you can SURF CINNABAR, and I don't think we ever even met that guy.
>>3693796>HUG STUART
>>3693796>> Hug StuartThis isn't going to workBut I want to believe
>>3693796>Hug Stuart
>Hug StuartYou hug the rabid pokemon. It tries to take a chunk out of your neck, but you hold it tight.Your heart swells with [PRIDE].Hey... you still have that! That must mean....Yes! The other powers are still there as well!...>Enter the Mindscape
>>3693818>>Enter the Mindscape
>>3693818>>Enter the MindscapeWe're doing itWE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN
>>3693818>Enter the Mindscape
>>3693818>Enter the MindscapeIt's time. It's time! STUART! JOY! MOM! GURREN, DREAM, NOODLE, BERNIE, CHEESE! Everyone! Goth Joy, Neet Joy and Chuuni joy, even blue that little shit WE'RE COMING. Godhand- ACTIVATE
>Enter MindscapeWow, it’s really fucked up in here... you can barely see a thing.Amid the stormy mess, you can barely make out Stuart.“RrrEd!... Thank goodness you’re okay!...”Mind static blocks him out for a moment.“We still have a chance... Can’t capture... need the seven sins...”More static.“-is His right hand. You have to capture it... instead of throwing Dream you have to...”it starts breaking up more.What do?>Tell him you understand>Ask for more info>Reach out to him>Write in
>>3693835>Tell him you understand>Reach out to him
>>3693835>>Reach out to him
>>3693835>Instead of throwing dream at ditto red we need the power on his right hand so we capture him?
>>3693835>>Reach out to himBUDDY!>>3693841deR is MissingNo's right hand, we have to capture it.
>>3693835>>Tell him you understand>Reach out to him
>>3693841>also reach out to him
>reach outYou reach out to Stuart, and the mindscape collapses around you.When you wake up, Stuart is still on your shoulder and back to his regular self. You get the feeling that you won’t be able to enter again any time soon.What do?>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar
>>3693867>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar
>>3693867>>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar
>>3693867>>Alright alright, fast forward to---NO MONTAGE
>>3693878YESMONTAGE
>>3693867>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar>Maybe skip flirting with most Joy's and calling Mom?>And don't burn Gurren this time around?
>Poke CenterCool, heading to the poke center. But first, you take a moment to reflect on your journey. You’ve really come a long way! Times were tough, but you’re so close to living out your dream as Pokemon Champion. You know there will probably be a few more hurdles in the way, but everything has worked out so far, right? Right.Before heading back the the poke center, it’s time to treat yourself.What do?>Throw Ultra Ball Behind you (Roll 1D10)>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>3693882>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>3693882>>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)Prevent Missingno. from being able to force us to catch it, and also take out his right-hand mon.Kill two birds with one stone.
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>3693882>>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)Not even gonna give you a chance
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>3693882>>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)SUPPORT>INB4 nat 0
I hate to waste the master ball on this fuck but it is what it is
>Toss Master Ball Behind youYou do that. It hits the Ditto and captures him in a hurry.Wow, those things really DO work.“I GOT U, FUCKER. I GOT U AND I’M GONNA COME BACK HERE WHEN I’M GOOD AND GOD DAMN READY AND WIPE THAT DUMB GLITCHY FUCK OUT OF EXISTENCE AND FUUUUUUCK YOU. FUCK.”You pop off big time.Joyous looks concerned.You caught a ditto!Roll 1D100 to name him.What do now?>Surf north to Palette>Fly right to Viridian City>Write in
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3693910>Fly right to Viridian>Ditto name: COKBAG
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3693910Fuckboi
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3693910FUCK FACE
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>3693910>Has Been>Fly right to Viridian City
>>3693910>swap Kitty out for Sexy
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3693910Name him Friend.>Surf north to Pallet Town
>>3693922>>3693918Aw man, off by one. But the dubs count for something right? Along with the cruel symbolism?
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>3693910>Fly right to Viridian>Liquid
>>3693910>>Write inSwitch out Kitty for Birb. Then>>Fly right to Viridian City
>Fly straight to ViridianNo time to waste, you’re going to be Pokemon champion soon! Then you can go back and waste that clown.You stop by the Poke Center and heal your mons before you go.Viridian is pretty much the same as you left it. There’s a Poke center, a Poke Mart, the Gym..You stole an Earth badge before, but something tells you that you should check out the gym sometime.What do?>Poke Center>Poke Mart>Gym>Route 22 (towards Victory Road)>Write in
>>3693950>>Poke CenterWe never entered this Center before, right?
>>3693950Are we here for our last badge or towards the elite four?
>>3693950>>Poke CenterHave we healed up our shit? If not, do so.
>>3693950>Poke Center
>>3693950>>Poke CenterKitty for Sexy
This got dumb. Again.
>Pokemon CenterYou decide to check in at the local pokemon center.Ah, S&M Joy. How pedestrain.What do?>Flirt with Joy>Check PC>Write in
>>3693985Nah, we ain't into that.>Heal and check PC
>>3693985>>Flirt with JoyWe've been doing this since the star we aint gonna stop now.
>>3693985>>Flirt with JoyTRADITION>swap Kitty for Sexy
>>3693988Support.
>>3693985>Flirt with JoyHow's she gonna do her job like that
>>3693985>>Flirt with Joy
>Flirt with JoyYou attempt to flirt with Joy, but it seems like she’s all tied up at the moment. haha, get it? Jesssus christ this quest sucks and I’m sorry.Anyway.What do?>Check PC>Head to Rt. 22>Write in
>>3694025>>Write inHeal our pokemon.
>>3694025>Gym
>>3694025>>Check PC>swap Kitty for Sexy
>>3694025>>3694033
>>3694025>>Check PC>>3694033We already did >>3693950>You stop by the Poke Center and heal your mons before you go.
If we have fly, shouldn't we visit pallet town?
>>3694045Oh, then>>3694025>Check PC
>>3694046NO
>>3694045Ah alright. Then I change >>3694033to >>3694025>>Check PC
>>3694046If enough people want to :)>Check PCyou check the hastily drawn PC.What do?>Swap Pokemon (Write in PKMN and which one to swap for)>Call (Write in who to call and what to talk about)>Item Storage (you have nothing in here)>Write in
>>3694059>>swap Kitty for Sexy
>>3694059>Swap Noodle for BirbSorry girl, is not you is me.>>Call Oak, tell him we got all badges and a Legendary!
>>3694059First >>3694065then>Call Mom, ask her if she's ok>>3694054Its gonna happen
>>3694065no bro swap fishstick for birb
>>3694059>>Swap Pokemon (Write in PKMN and which one to swap for)Swap Kitty for Birb. >>3694063Just because she's flirty doesn't mean we should remove our psuedo-legendary.
>>3694070support as to keep noodle in party
>>3694059>>3694065>>3694067Don't switch Noodle btw
>>3694070Actually yeah, changing to support this. >>3694068
>Swap PokemonYou’re having a tough time deciding what party to go with.Better leave it to chance!>Roll 1D100 - Write in your choice of party change.Remember that for every mon you pick, you must remove one.
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3694083>>Roll 1D100 - Write in your choice of party change.Kitty for Birb
>>3694083SWAP KITTY FOR BIRB and SWAP FISHSTICK FOR SEXY
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>3694083>Swap Noodle for BirbNo more scaly shit.
His team is mostly weak against fighting/water and ground types. He doesn't have a good spread funnily enough
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>3694083Kitty for Gurren.>unironically forgetting Gurren
Also can we call Vermillion Joy and tell her that we can go on that second date with her after this gym? If we still stole the gym badge
>>3694083>>3694095This
>>3694095You know what, I'll wholeheartedly take Gurren if it means not losing Noodle.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3694089>>3694083>>3694091get fucked
Ah shit, it probably should've been Fishstick.
>>3694095>Swap Kitty for GurrenYou feel like a bit of an idiot for swapping out the BEST POKEMON, but Gurren is cool too, you guess.Anything else you want to do at the PC before you leave?>Call someone (Write in person + conversation topic)>Check out Gym>Route 22>Write in
>>3694117>Call someone>Bob+Cancel Project
>>3694117>>Check out GymAh well, a shitmon for a shitmon. Nothing has changed.
>>3694117>swap fishstick for Kitty
>>3694117>>Call someone (Write in person + conversation topic)Call Misty, tell her we white knighted the shit out of her, then tip our hat and call her m'lady
>>3694122Shit, we should've done that way sooner.
>>3694128no, please
>>3694117>Call Oak, show off your progress and ask for free stuff from his aides
>>3694122you mean bill>>3694117Call vermillion Joy ask her about the second date
>>3694117>Call Mom + say we're coming home and ask if she can cook us something to eat
>Call BillYou call bob-er... Bill to make sure that your evil plan doesn’t go any further. It shouldn’t, seeing as you destroyed the chip.You ring in and it goes through automatically and..oop. Ditto murdered him.Cool.What do?>Call someone else (Write in)>Gym>Rt. 22>write in
>>3694161>Gym
>>3694161>call vermillion joy
>>3694161>>Gym
>>3694161>call cops
>>3694161>Call Stuart
>>3694161>call Vermilion Joy
>>3694161>Call NEET JoyGot to get that 2nd date arranged before the world ends again
>Call NEET Joy‘Oh, hey Red! It looks like your Pokemon Journey is going really well!”Gosh, she’s the best.You ask her on another date once you wrap this whole mess up.“Oh wow... You do know I’m a grown woman and you’re a young man, right? We really shouldn’t...but Ok! You name the place and I’ll be there.”BOOM. It’s a date.What do now?>Gym>Rt 22.>Write in——- last post for the night.Thanks for humoring me through the silly eva stuff, it was funny to me.
>>3694205>Gym
>>3694205>>Gym
>>3694205>GymThanks for running
>>3694205>gym thanks for running!
>>3694205>GymGuys when we encounter Giovanni ourselves, we should show off the Silph Scope to him. He'll wonder how we got it. Then we send out Dream. Then we pull out the Persian photo and hold it up so he sees. Then we send out Bernie and wordlessly command him to burn it to a crisp right in front of Giovanni. Without dropping the same old smile Red always has.Then we battle him and win.
I wonder if NEET joy genuinely thinks the age gap is an issue. Or is just playing it up as a joke
Holy fuck I just caught upHow the fuck did all this important shit happen
>>3694205So long as you didn't do the bullshit philosophical crap that plagues EVA due to a fanbase that think they're intellectuals when the main creator just added them cause it was cool then we're cool.
>GymAh, Viridian City Gym. It looks like they’ve boarded up the old window. The door is open, but it doesn’t look like much is going on inside. A nearby sign says something about renovations.You hear some sort of commotion in the back office.What do?>Check Back Office>Throw Rock>Write in
>>3696221>>Check Back Office
>>3696221>Check Back Office
>Check Back OfficeYou find Giovanni rustling around his ruin of an office.“Man, can you believe this shit? I go off to build up my criminal empire for like a WEEK and some clown pulls this shit. Like, why even tear up my painting? This must have been personal...”He notices you walk in.“Oh, Hey kid. Haven’t seen you around. If you’re looking for the Earth Badge, well... Gym’s under renovation. You can go kick rocks.”What do?>Fess up to your crime>Console Giovanni>Write in
>>3696270>>Console GiovanniMaybe we can sweet talk him just enough to make him fork the badge.
>>3696270>>Console Giovanni
>>3696270>Console Giovanni You need that Nidoran?
>>3696270>Console Giovanni
>>3696328You tell Giovanni that that sucks dude, and that you’re sorry some dickwad did this to him.You then ask him if he’s going to need that nidoran.“Yeah. I’m gonna need it. I’m also gonna need all the cash and pokemon you have on you. Rebuilding a criminal empire ain’t cheap, and I’ve got my [GREED] to sate.”Leader Giovanni wants to fight!“Wait, how did you know this was a Nidoran, anyway?”He’s getting ready to send out Rhyhorn!What do?>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3696343>Dream uses Double Kick>...............It was a lucky guess
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3696343Dream double kickThere was a sign next to it
>>3696372support
>>3696372Welp,that’ll fuck em up!Dream basically kicks Rhyhorn’s head off.“That Nidoqueen...”Giovanni is about to send in Dugtrio!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3696446>Dream uses EarthquakeTHE EARTH IS OURS TO COMMAND
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3696451>Dream, Earthquake
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3696446>Dream, Earthquake
>>3696475Well fuck
>>3696475man i shouldn't have rolled
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3696451>>3696458>>3696475>keeping a Poison-Type out against a Ground-TypeYou deserve it, desu.>Earthquake
>>3696475The earth shakes, the ground quakes, and Dugtrio pops up and slashes Dream badly on the chest! ooo wow it’s a gusher!She endures, but probably can’t take another big hit.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3696505>Fishstick+Bubblebeam
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3696505>>Fishstick+Bubblebeamsaving yeet
>>3696514
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3696505>Fishstick+Bubblebeam
>>3696514Fishstick shoots his shot - and he misses entirely!Dugtrio hits back with another gnarly slash!Fishstick endures but he’s looking real rough...What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3696609>Super Potion+Surf
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3696609>>3696614Backing
>>3696540>>3696594Why are we using Bubblebeam when Fishstick knows Surf.
>Fishstick, SurfYou toss a Super Potion on ya boy and have him wipe Dugtrio out with a huge tidal wave.Get fucked, Dugtrio.Giovanni is about to send out Nidoqueen!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3696675SURF'S UP NIGGA
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3696609>>Super Potion+SurfNoodle+seduce
>>3696679We should heal Dream too.
>Fishstick - surfFishstick blasts Nidoqueen with surf - It’s super effective! She barely endures and hits back with a massive Body Slam!It looks like a punch because the QM is an idiot.Fishstick takes a chunk of damage, but he’s still good to go.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3696717>Hyper Potion Dream+Surf
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3696717Noodle+seduce
>>3696717Are we beating up Dream's mom?
>>3696726
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3696717>Fishstick drowns Nidoqueen using SurfThe Queen is dead, long live the Queen
>>3696727Nidoqueens can't have Eggs, though. Unless you mean to say that she had her as a Nidorina?
>>3696742Nidorina can't have eggs either. She had her as a Nidoran.
>>3696726Uh... that happens, for better or worse.Noodle wraps herself around the Nidoqueen and whispers sweet nothings into her ear. Nidoqueen gets horny! She goes down! (wink wink)Giovanni is getting pissed off, and is sending out Nidoking!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3696717>noodle+surf
>>3696750I'm kind of glad you forgot your image.
>>3696750fuk
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3696750>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Super Potion Dream, then Dream+Mega Punch!
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3696750>stuart+bide
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3696750>Noodle uses Surf
>>3696728>>3696734I have no regrets
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3696750>Hyper Potion Dream+Earthquake
>>3696755Why is Noodle so lewd?
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3696750Dream+Mega Punch!
>>3696766Because she is best pokegirl
>>3696784but gurren exist
>>3696766Seemed like Noodle was always that way. We don't live in Sinnoh, though, so we can't reciprocate.
>>3696788Gurren is pokebee girlNoodle is best pokesnek girl
>>3696788Gurren is a dude, dude.
>>3696794there are no genders in gen 1keep that in mind when noodle evolves
>>3696798We're gonna end up getting raped, aren't we?
>>3696801if you ask for it
>>3696756>Dream - MegapunchIt’s super effective!She nearly knocks Nidoking’s lights out!But... he endures! And fights back with... Poison sting? Well, that was dumb...What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3696798Ah, noodle-chan I've never felt this way before.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3696817>Dream+Mega Punch
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3696817PAWNCH
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3696798Except for the Nidoran lines, the ghost Marowak and retroactively Tauros, Kangaskhan, Jynx, the Hitmons and Chansey. >>3696817>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Dream, Mega Punch
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3696817>Dream Double Kick to the nuts
>>3696827yeah except those but for the rest not so muchexcluding stuart cause he a bro in dream world
>>3696822>>3696825>PAUNCHDream hits Nidoking with a quick 1-2 to smash the patriarchy. He goes down!Giovanni is ready to get serious, he’s sending out Rhydon!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3696861>Noodle+Surf
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3696861Noodle+Constrict
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3696861>Noodle+Surf
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3696861Noodle, Surfstrict
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3696861>Noodle+Surf>>3696891ah shit
>>3696891Noodle tries to do.. something.But she get’s blasted by a full force Horn Drill!Noodle goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3696925Fishstick+Surf
ok do me a favor and no one rolls this one is good
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3696925>Fishstick+Surf
>>3696982You motherfucker.
>>3696982Nigger.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3696925Fishstick + Surf
>>3696966>>3696982never roll again
>>3696996>>3696998I'm sure OP already started drawing before seeing that roll... r-right?
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3696925Fishstick+Surf>>3696982you sir are a greedy pig and you aren't my nigger
>>3697025This happens some times
>>3697012nah dawg I wait for the 1s>>3696982You FUCK UP and Fishstick eats a big fucking horn drill to the face.He goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3697048>Stuart+Bide
>>3697056>>3697062Holy shit
>>3697056>>3697062i could roll
>>3697056>>3697062
>>3697056>>3697062SHIT and DAMN.Stuart bides the FUCK out of Rhyhorn.But this is a Gym leader battle, and that tough motherfucker endures somehow!Stuart takes a TON of damage while doing his bide, so he’s on his last legs as well.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3697056>>3697062Stuart is always the MVP.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3697078Dream+Double Kick
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3697078>Stuart+Hyperfang
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3697078>Stuart, [PRIDE FASTBALL SPECIAL]
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3697078>>Stuart+Hyperfang
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3697078>Dream+Double Kick
>>3697092Holy hot damn.
>>3697099 (disgustedly checked)Do people just not refresh before posting?
>>3697099WE NEED TO GO BACK
>>3697092Just like the good old days
What to do what to do...>10>1
>>3697136>10
>>3697136come on man dont do this to mechoose 10 man
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>369713610
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>3697136
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3697136
>>3697136Both.
>>369713610
>10You chuck Stuart with all the pride in your heart...Rhydon goes down!Giovanni looks despondent...He hands over 6000 bucks, and you acquire his [GREED] !“Wow, I guess that’s just how the cookie crumbles. Get outta here...”Salty bitch.What do now?>PKMN Center>Route 22>Write in
>>3697168>PKMN Center
>>3697168>Off-camera heal>Route 22
>>3697168>PKMN CenterAsk if he still wants that Nidoran? Since he doesn’t have greed and cant restart his criminal empire
>>3697168>>Write inVisit Mom
>>3697168>Off-camera healThen>Visit Mom
If we visit Mom now she probably wouldn't let us go and save the world.
>>3697168>PKMN CenterVisiting mom can wait
>>3697187She would, just not immediately
>>3697168Check on Noodle
>>3697199second
>Off Camera HealYou do that. Everyone is fine.>Route 22.This is it, the route to Victory Road and the Indigo Plateau. For some reason you expected some sort of pre-climactic battle here... What do?>Head to Route 23>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in—————Last post for the evening.Looks like we’re in the final stretch!See ya’ll tomorrow.
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3697226>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>3697226>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3697226>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3697226forgot my roll
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>3697226>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)i feel like this quest has an endingi can feel it
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3697255whoops
>>3697226>>Head to Route 23What do we even want early-game mon for?
>>3697357gotta catch em all.
>Look for PKMNYou decide to dick around for a bit and look for pokemon.Hey, it’s a Nidoran (M) !What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3698571>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Noodle+SWAG
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3698571Huh.>Dream+Just a Punch
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3698571>>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
>>3698637>PunchIt’s pretty low level, so a simple bop will do.Nidoran is dazed!What do?>Catch (1 Ultraball)>Finish it>Leave it>Write in
>>3698647>Leave it
>>3698647>>Catch (1 Ultraball)
>>3698647>>Catch (1 Ultraball)dream will need someone for snu snu
>>3698647>Leave it>>3698681I thought [FURRY] levels were for that
>>3698647>Catch
>>3698686I'm, if you want to take us down that path...
>Gotcha bitchYou catch the Nidoran!Roll 1D100 to name it!It gets transferred to BOX 1 in the PCWhat do now?>Enter Route 23>Write in
>>3698711>pat dream on the head because she is a good girl then enter route 23
>>3698711>Enter Route 23
>>3698711>>Enter Route 23
>>3698719support
>>3698719>implyinga brofist or highfive would be more appropriate.
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3698711>Rem>Enter Route 23
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3698711Dreams new toy
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>3698711Needle
>>3698744Really?>>3698711>Enter Route 23
>>3698756Wah can I say I call it as I see it
>Route 23https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ylSYiP9HGFcThis is it. The Pokemon League!You just have to get through this long ass hallway and Victory Road...A guard stands in your way.“I’m going to need to see your Boulder Badge.”What do?>Show him>Fuck off, dork>Write in
>>3698768>tell him to go find his own>SLOTHHAND if needed
>>3698768>>Show him
>>3698768>Boulder? I barely know her>Just walk by
>>3698768>>Show himare we gonna have to do this eight times?
>>3698768>Show him
>Show him“Yep, that’s a boulder badge if I’ve ever seen one. You’re going to have to check in with 8 more guards.”What do?>Do this eight more times>Fast Forward to Victory Road>Write in
>>3698796>Do this eight more timesMaybe they'll be different?
>>3698796>>Do this eight more times
>Do this eight more timesurrr, seven actually.It’s exactly the same. This room sucks and is basically pointless. You’re going to have to make your own fun here.This guy is asking to see your Cascade Badge.What do?>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3698833Magic trick the Cascade Badge into sight.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3698833Bluff our way past
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3698833Show him the cascade badge
>>3698837You try to show him a neat magic trick, but your [SLEIGHT OF HAND] is too low.You drop the badge and look like a fool. It’s a good thing this isn’t a dexterity check. He lets you pass.The next guy wants to see your Thunder Badge.What do?>Write in
>>3698868Show the man the badge
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3698868Make dexterity check.
>>3698868>Show him your Earth Badge instead
>>3698868>time skip ahead
>>3698868Show the thunder badge
>Show BadgeMan this is a fucking drag. It also seems like a huge waste of resources having so many guards posted. Who’s trying to break into the pokemon league? Nobody, that’s who.You find the next guard and opp he’s dead.What do?>Investigate Corpse>Move on to next guard>Write in
>>3698896>>Investigate Corpse>>Write inShow corpse rainbow badge
>>3698896>Investigate Corpsewat
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3698896Poke with stick
>>3698896Bring out Berni, Noodle, and dream to cover our back while we investigate.
>>3698896>Move on to next guardShow corpse rainbow badge.
>>3698896>>Investigate Corpse
>>3698896>>3698898This
>>3698896>that statue frowny face
>Show Rainbow badgeHe doesn’t react.>Poke with stickOnly slightly mushy. He’s been dead for a a little while.What do?>Rob him>Move on to the next guard>Write in
>>3698941>>Move on to the next guard
>>3698941>Move on to the previous guard>Hey Mr. Guard your buddy is kinda dead
>>3698941>>3698948This
>Next GuardYou better tell the next guy that somebody murdered the last guar-oh his head’s off.What do?>Panic>Next Guard>Write in
>>3698958>>Write inAsk Noodle if she knows what's going on.
>>3698958>Next Guard
>>3698958>Turn back while we still can
>>3698958>>Next Guard
>>3698958>Make a bad joke about not losing your head in this situation
>>3698958>Next GuardGlad someone else feels the same way
>>3698958>both statues frowning nowOh no.
>>3698959>Ask Noodle if she knows what’s going on.She doesn’t, she’s just a pokemon! But she does sense your discomfort and nuzzles up nice and close to comfort you. Her snout is warm and soft against your neck, and her thicc tail feels nicely pliant under your fingers.You gain 1 [FURRY] Level. >Next GuardAlso dead. They’re all dead.What do?>Head to Victory Road>Write in
>>3698959DAMMIT ANON>>3698977>Head to Victory Road
>>3698977Head back to the Pokémon center and call a Jenny.We never seen a Jenny before
>>3698977you can't even blame this one on me>Head to Victory Road with Noodle at our side
>>3698977>>Head to Victory RoadI knew that /vp/ would sink it's teeth into this quest eventually...
>>3698984PokeCenter is after Victory Road.
>>3698977>Head to Victory Road
>>3698977These things tend to work themselves out. >To victory road
>>3698985>you can't even blame this one on meWe can blame you for your current suggestion, though.
>>3699003Yes
>>3698977Tell the previous guards that some of the guards are dead?
>Victory RoadHell yes. This is where the coolest of cool trainers come to train. And it’s right on your way to challenge the Pokemon League!You’ve read a up a bit about this place, and from what you understand it’s just another cave with fucking rock puzzles.What do?>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Seek Trainer Battle>Follow Blood Trail>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3699021>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>3699021>Seek Trainer Battle
>>3699021>Seek trainer battle
>>3699027what the fuck
>>3699021>>Follow Blood Trail
>>3699027... I don't even know what this does. Is this a super critical fail? Do these even have fails?
>>3699027I am honestly curious as to what a nat 1 on a look for pokemon roll will get us. Do we like, blindly walk into Moltres or something?
>>3699027
>>3699043>INB4 fucking Arcius descends to meet us in battle
>>3699027>Look for PokemonA Zubat flies right into your fucking ear. OW.The place isn’t even that packed with Zubats you’re just unlucky.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw Ultraball (Roll1 D10)>Run>Write in
>>3699067>Run
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3699067>Bite him back
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3699067>Gurren, Fury Attack
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3699067Red+punchthis little shit is our
>>3699067Noodle, thunder
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3699067>>3699081I don't know maybe we have an electric attack
>>3699088Welp.that zubat is toast. Not even worth catching anymore.Noodle looks back at you as if to say ‘Did I do well? Does this please you, master?’You feel some type of way about that.What do now?>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Seek Trainer Battle>Follow trail of blood>Write in
>>3699108>Let Noodle eat it. She's probably hungry, and it's already cooked. >seek trainer battle
>>3699108>>3699111This.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>3699108>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>3699111support
We need money to hoard up items for the E4.
>>3699108>Follow trail of blood>Let Noodle eat it. She's probably hungry, and it's already cooked.
>inb4 the Trainers are dead
>Seek trainer BattlePhew, you’re happy to find that there are some living people around. He doesn’t seem to know about the murders, but he does want to Battle!Ace Trainer is about to send out Ivysaur!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3699168>Bernie, blaze it.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3699168>Bernie+Flamethrower
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3699168>Bernie+Flamethrower
>>3699189What did I tell you last time?
EVERYBODY ELSE ROLL, RIGHT NOW.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3699168
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3699189No.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3699168>>Bernie+Flamethrower
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3699168>Bernie+Flamethrower
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3699168>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Noodle, Fire Blast
>>3699189So you fucked up. You sent out Bernie and he whiffed his move entirely. Sure, the Ivysaur hit him with stunspore and now he’s paralyzed, but certainly you learned something from it. Right?What do now?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3699242>Parlyz Heal+Flamethrower
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3699242Nope>full heal>try it again!
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3699242>Noodle, Fire Blast
>>3699252The fuck, is it contagious?
>>3699252Oh, how the mighty have fallen. also you killed us all.
>>3699252You go to use a Paralyz heal on Bernie, but you fuck up and drop it. It shatters on the ground!Bernie eats a mean looking vine whip to the face.He’s lucky to have a type advantage, but he can’t take another fuck up!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3699268>Noodle, Fire Blast
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3699268>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Bernie, Don't fuck up!
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3699268Bernie, flamethrower
>>3699281>>3699271>>3699270Thank god
>Bernie, FlamethrowerOk god damn, Bernie manages to get a good flamethrower off.It’s super effective!Ivysaur goes down!Ace trainer is about to send in Wartortle!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3699315call out sexy who is electric type...oh wait we never switch out for her.Noodle+strangle
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3699315>Gurren, Twinneedle>>3699326You don't even remember who the fuck is sexy and you keep asking for it. Why is everyone here so dumb?
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3699315>Gurren, Twin Needle
>>3699349AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3699315>Gurren+Twinneedle
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3699315>Gurren, Twinneedle
>>3699359>Gurren - Twin NeedleYou begin to realize why D20s are so popular,.Wartortle hits gurren with a vicious Rollout!Gurren is dazed!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3699383>Gurren+TwinneedleAGAIN
>>3699395FUCK
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3699349>>3699395>AGAINWHY THAT CHOICE OF WORD?!>>3699383>Twinneedle
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3699383>That move doesn't even exist this gen>Twinneedle>>3699395Commit not feel so good
>>3699395Fuckin.Come on, man.Gurren goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3699395Gurren+Twinneedle
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3699405>Fishstick, Bite za dusto
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3699405>Stuart+Quick Attack
>>3699411Nobody else roll. Please.
>>3699411>Fishstick - Bite za dustoYou’re not quite sure how it works, or where Fishstick got that hand and the explosives, but you’re not asking any questions.Wartortle goes down!Ace trainer is about to send out Charmelon!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3699441>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Noodle, Surf
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3699441>SurfWelp, that works too I guess.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3699441Noodle, Surf
Rolled 2 (1d10)We have to tone down Noodle's usage. Don't want that Furry Level to go critical.
>>3699545I want a Dragonite, though.
>Noodle, SurfThat happens.Charmeleon goes down!You win! The Ace Trainer hands over 2000 bucks.What do now?>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Seek Trainer Battle>Follow Trail of Blood>Write in
>>3699573>Follow Trail of Blood>Stay on guard, the thing that did this might be ahead
>>3699573>go heal our pokemon
>>3699573>Follow Trail of Blood
>Heal Pokemon>Follow Blood Trail
>>3699573>>Follow Trail of Blood
>Follow Trail of BloodYou follow the trail, which gets thinner and thinner as you progress through Victory Road. You come to the end of it, and a mysterious figure. They appear to be mumbling to themselves...What do?>Write in
>>3699630>HOLY FUCK IS THIS FAMOUS INTERNTIONAL CRIMINAL CARMEN FUCKING SAN DIEGO?
>>3699630>hey why so much blood?
>>3699630>Revive Gurren>Cough
>>3699630Spray their wounds with a super potion so they don't die.
>>3699635Holy shit, it does look like that doesn't it?
>>3699630This >>3699635
>>3699635We found her!
>>3699630>>3699635This
>>3699635sure
>Successfully Identify Carmen San Diego “Carmen who? Uh... You must have me mistaken for somebody else. I’m just a concerned citizen. You can call me lor- Lori. Lori’s the name.”She give you a quick look.“Hey kid, you’re kinda cute. What do ya say you help a gal out? I need to get to the bottom of who’s been killing all of the guards around here. Here, take this walkie talkie. You see something strange, just give me a call.”She hands you the walkie talkie and runs off.She looked kinda familiar.What do?>Look for PKMN>Seek Trainer Battle>Seek Clues>Write in
>>3699690>>Seek CluesLook for anything stamped with a big blue paw print. That's how to know it's a clue.
>>3699690>Seek CluesWe will get to the bottom of this, so we can get to her bottons.
>>3699690>>Seek Clues
>>3699690>Look for PKMN>Seek Trainer Battl>Seek Clues
>>3699690who is it? one of the joys?
>>3699702Yes, it's a joy. Totally.
>>3699690>Seek Trainer Battle>Seek Clues
>>3699707should've known that was wrong, its the ice elite lorelei. knew I remembered her but I thought joy first, also wonder what the elite 4 joy will be like.
>Look for CluesThe first one is a freebie, it looks like the killer dropped a bunch of supplies!There’s an Ultra Ball, A Revive and a Hyper Potion. You take them as... evidence.What do?>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D10)>Seek Trainer Battle>Look for Clues (1D10)>Contact Lori>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3699722>Look for CluesIt's Blue, innit.
>>3699722>look for cluesThose could have been anyone's. No need to tell Lori about it.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3699722>>Look for Clues (1D10)
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3699722>>Look for Clues (1D10)
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3699730
>Look for CluesYou rummage around for more clues. Looks like the killer dropped some weird tubes and machine parts. Odd.While you wander you actually make some pretty good progress into Victory Road.What do?>PKMN (1D100)>Seek Trainer Battle>Look for more clues (1D10)>Call Lori>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3699750>>Look for more clues (1D10)
>>3699750>Seek Trainer BattleMo munney
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3699750>>Look for more clues (1D10)
>>3699760We batman now.
>>3699760Critical Clue!You find a big, slimy green trail fading off towards the Pokemon League. You have no idea what it means, but it’s probably big. Maybe Lori knows more about it.You’re actually pretty close to the end of Victory Road! Great job skipping the fucking rock puzzles and bullshit.What do?>Call Lori>Enter Indigo Plateau>Look for Hot Chicken>Write in
>>3699777>>Call Lori
>>3699777 (JACKPOT)>Call Lori>inb4 Envy
>>3699777>call Lori
>>3699777>Call Lori
>Call LoriShe hurries over and looks at the clues you’ve gathered.“A pokemon trainer... Dragging heavy machinery around... and this slime. It has to be... HIM. But we can’t just go throwing around accusations, we need a motivation!”She thinks to herself for a moment.“Listen, Red. I need you to challenge the Elite 4. And I need you to WIN. I can’t tell you why, but trust me I’ll be watching. We’re going to get to the bottom of this. You just keep those sweet buns of yours safe. Who knows? I might need them later.”You suddenly want to become Pokemon Champion, for some reason. Lori vanishes down a corridor. Looks like she’s in a hurry. What do?>Enter Indigo Plateau>Look for Hot Chicken>Write in
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3699800Look for Hot Chicken
>>3699800>Look for Hot Chicken
>>3699800>Enter Indigo Plateau
>>3699800>>Look for Hot Chicken
>>3699805Why are you rolling.
>Look for Hot ChickenYou find a warm bird, but eh... it’s honestly not what you were looking for. Isn’t there a Nandos around here or something?What do?>Go find Nandos>Enter Indigo Plateau>Write in
>>3699838>>Go find Nandos
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3699838Red+seduce
>>3699843Stop that.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3699838Rolling for catching the firebird.
>>3699847Fuck.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3699838Rucking hell, that 1.
>>3699838>>Write inFight warm bird.Also, can we have a cool "OH SHIT MOLTRES" gif like Articuno got? I like those.
>>3699858You may.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3699862>Dream+Body Slam
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3699862Red+seduce"You warm my heart baby"
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3699862>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Noodle, Surf like a champAwesome, thanks.
>>3699867SOMEBODY STOP HIM
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3699862>Fishstick, Surf
>>3699872I still have the highest roll anon, resistance is futile *maniacal laughter*
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3699862>Fishstick, Surf
>>3699872Red has to get some practice in for when he flies back to Vermillion Joy for what he passed on after their first date. Hopefully being Champion at that point will be a bonus.
>>3699867>SeduceThe Moltres sets you on fire.OH MY GOD IT BURNS! IT BUUUUUUUUNSWhat do?>Stop, Drop, Roll>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3699887Based off-by-one QM>Stop, Drop, Roll
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3699887>Fishstick, Surf>Jump to the water!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3699887>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Noodle, Surf. That way it attacks the bird and puts us out.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3699894Good idea.
>Fishstick - SurfIt’s super effective! And you find it super refreshing. The Moltres endures and hits back with a brutal Fire Spin!It’s not very effective against Fishstick, but it looks like it really hurts!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3699911Red+Seduce
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3699911>Fishstick, Surf
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3699911Bite>>3699914retard
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3699911Fishstick, surf agaib
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3699911>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Fishstick, surf.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3699911>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Fishtick, surf
>>3699915>>3699916>>3699929>>3699935Bad bad bad.Fishstick takes a huge peck to the head. It’s bad.Fishstick goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3699942>Dream, Thunderbolt
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3699942>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Luckily we have more then one surfer. Noodle, Surf!
>>3699948>>3699946CHOICES CHOICES
>>3699946>>3699948>mfw this will probably knock Moltres out either way
>>3699948Choose this one
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3699942>Dream, ThunderboltPray for paralysis proc
>>3699953We have caught knocked out pokémon before.
>>3699954>>3699948>>3699946Por que no los dos?
>>3699946>>3699948>Dream - ThunderboltYou don’t remember teaching Dream Thunderbolt, but whatever who gives a shit.The Moltres takes a huge hit! It barely endures AND it’s paralyzed!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3699965>>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3699965>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3699965>>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3699965>>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3699965>>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3699965>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3699965>Roll to seduce
>>3699978can I roll to end your life instead
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3699965>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)NO FUCK
>>3699969>>3699972>>3699970>UltraballOK OK you catch the thing but you roll a 1 in the middle of it so it costs you 3 Ultra Balls.You Caught Moltres!Roll 1D100 to name it.What do?>Enter Indigo Plateau>Write in
Also is Iori a Joy we know or the Joy from the actual league building?
>>3699985>Enter Indigo Plateau
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3699985el autismo
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>3699985Luscious lady
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>3699985Mega Ultra Chicken>Go Catch Zapdos, complete the trio.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3699965>>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3699965>Throw Ultra Ball (1D10)
>>3699987its the ice elite lorelei
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3699985>>Enter Indigo PlateauBirb3Zapdos will be Birb2
>>3699995>>3699996Wow, that's depressing.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3699985>Rolltoseduce
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3699985WeirdBernie
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3699985Beautiful
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>3699985Birb3
>>3699999Oh yeah that makes more sense now that I think about it
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3699985>Birb3>Enter Indigo Plateau
>Enter Indigo PlateauThis is it, the home stretch of your Pokemon Journey. The League building has everything a trainer could hope for. Theres a Pokemon Center, Poke Mart, Gift Shop, and of course the entrance to the Elite 4 Challenge.You’ll probably want to visit the gift shop to replace your burnt clothing, and look to look fuckin SICK for your league challenge.What do?>Poke Center>Poke Mart>Gift Shop>Challenge Elite 4>Write in
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3699985lori
>>3700043>Poke Center
>>3700043FUCK also that’s the last post for the night.We’re pretty close to the end, huh? I figure at most there will be one more post. Crazy!
>>3700043>>Poke Center
>>3700050You mean thread?
>>3700061Yes
>>3700064We still have to capture Mew and Mewtwo and Zapdos though
Wait weren't we supposed to go on a date with joy after the viridian gym
>>3700043We still have our suit? If yes, them lets use it.
>>3700125Yes
>>3699690This is clearly our mom
>>3700000Nice digits, mate>>3700043Poke Center
>>3700064i knew there would be an ending, at least this wont go unfinished like the most of themor get dragged on more than it should have
>Pokemon CenterYou stop by there first, and you get your Pokemon all healed up. This joy seems pretty normal, at least upon initial inspection.What do?>Flirt with Joy>Check PC>Poke Mart>Gift Shop>Write in
>>3701676>>Flirt with Joy
>>3701676Flirt
>>3701676>Flirt with Joy
>Flirt with JoyYou lay your best line on her.“Oh heyyy. You’re c-uuuuute. Duhhh, do you wanna like, date me or something? Oh my gawwwwsh...”Oh great, it’s stupid joy. What do?>Continue flirting with Stupid Joy>Check PC>Poke Mart>Gift Shop>Write in
>>3701722I don't trust her>Poke Mart
>>3701722>Gift ShopI think her and Stuart would hit it off.
>>3701722>>Continue flirting with Stupid Joybimbojoy
>Gift ShopYou stop by the gift shop, and they take one look at the sorry state of your attire and nearly throw you out.Fortunately, the manager takes pity on you and offers up 1 free outfit. What Pick?>A>B>C>Write in combination or alternate suggestion
>>3701778>A
>>3701778>the MAKE KANTO GREAT AGAIN set
>>3701778A
>>3701778>>A
>>3701778>A with C's hat
>>3701778>A with C hat
>AHey, can’t beat a classic. It also makes you feel like things are coming full circle. On your way out of the shop you pocket the Ahegao hat for old times sake, and possible flaunting.What do now?>Poke Mart>Challenge PKMN League>Write in
>>3701888>>Poke Mart
>>3701888>>Poke Martwe need supplies
>>3701888>Poke Mart
>PokeMartEverything you see here is available! Although you’ll probably want to stick to healing items.Remember you currently have 16350 poke bucks in the bank.How spend?>Write in your selection and roll 1D100
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>37019586x revive10x Full heal
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>3701958All in on full restore
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3701958>6 Max Potions>2 Full HealsIt just hit me how much of an uphill battle this is gonna be
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3702051And I can't even roll right, but that's okay because I'm getting all the 1s out of the way now
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>37019584 Revives3 Full Heals4 Max Potions1 Full Restore>>3702051Yeah, but we just had ignore all the Victory Road Trainers because reasons.
>BuyYou stuff 6 revives and 10 full heals in your pockets and you’re off to the races. Or, battles, you guess.Welp, now’s as good a time as any!Unless of course, you want to do anything else before challenging the league. Once you go in, you’re locked in for 4 straight battles.What do?>Challenge Elite 4>Write in
>>3702179>Write inFind some more Trainers, we're not nearly ready.
>>3702191agreed we need more potions
>>3702179>>Challenge Elite 4
>>3702179>Challenge Elite 4I trust in the dice (and some finagling by QM) to get us through this
>>3702179>Go back to Victory Road
>>3702191Supporting this one
>>3702179THIS >>3702191
>Back to Victory RoadYou have a brilliant Idea. Just what your quest was missing out on - more grinding! What fulfilling experience it will be rolling dice against weakling trainers over and over to get some pretend cash.If only you could think of some [CLEVER WAY TO MAKE QUICK CASH]. Like, literally [ANY IDEA WHATSOEVER OTHER THAN GRINDING].What do?>Seek Trainer Battle>Write in Clever idea to make a quick buck
>>3702323>Write in Clever idea to make a quick buckSlap a stone with [GREED]?
>>3702323>Illegal nugget mining operationSo basically >>3702329
>>3702323Sell your 1st date over in vermilion city to some old woman.
>>3702323>Ask Mom for some cash
>>3702329support
>>3702323This >>3702329
>>3702329>Slap a stone with [GREED]You do that, imbuing life into a small nearby boulder. “F-Father... I am a creature of wants, of needs.. my desire for material goods must be satisfied!”uh. Ok.What do?>Ask rock how to get rich quick>Smash it to bits looking for nuggets>Sell magic talking rock>Write in
>>3702385>Ask rock how to get rich quick
>>3702385Dammit, this is not what I expected.
>>3702385>>Ask rock how to get rich quick
