>oniichwaaaaaaan i have a queeeeeestion

You don’t even bother to clean your blades. You don’t sheathe them either, but lower them instead, preferring to get to the heart of the matter. Ha. Heart. Heart Pirates.

Right.

“My question,” you bluntly say. “What is your connection to the man you think is my father?”

Lawless... doesn’t freeze exactly. He’s mostly still, and blank-faced, and his emotions taste like bitter ash, but he draws a strip of black cloth from his coat pocket at starts running it efficiently down his nodachi’s length, wiping your blood from it.

He doesn’t speak for a little while, and you’re impatient, but - it’s probably better not to piss off the guy who could fob you off with a shorter-than-necessary answer, right?

“That man was a Marine, who saved my life when I was a child,” he says, voice bored as he carefully watches the blood disappear from the blade.

>??????

>so he was good man (cora smile) that's good to know

>>3689080
>So half decent guy but awful role model. Not much of a surprise there

>>3689080
>so he was good man (cora smile) that's good to know

>no further questions? well, okay then.

You beam, relaxing. “So he was a good man. That’s good to know.”

Lawless looks up at that, gaze focusing on you. “He was an idiot.”

“Well. I mean, if he IS my father, that’s kind of to be expected...?”

“I can’t dispute that,” Lawless blandly admits, sheathing his giant-ass sword and shoving the cloth back into his pocket. “Well, if that’s all, I believe I’ve held up my end of the deal...?”

>Yup! All good here!
>Actually... (something else to say/do?)
>Other?

>Yup! All good here!
>Though I'd appreciate it if you didn't spread the whole "Armament" thing around much

>>3689133
>>Actually... (something else to say/do?)
Ask about his sword?

Also I forgot to mention it last thread, but your fight scene writing has improved since you've started this quest.

>>3689080
"And so... you decided to become a Pirate?"

>>3689148
Thank you! Next fight scene will consist of:

‘Enemy bad! You hand cannonball. Yeet! Enemy deaded good! Sugar time now.’

My standards only get higher.

>>3689157
sounds like Skypea all over again, I APPROVE

VOTE STILL OPEN ON PREVIOUS UPDATE BUT ALSO

It’s thread 25 (holy crap), and I never expected this to get past thread 3, max. Should I do something? Ideas? (If you say Zolo intelrude, perish.)

>>3689170
how about just a list of characters with a one sentence quote of their thoughts about flashy/arthur?
like zolo could be: "would be great if he ACTUALLY USED HIS DAMN SWORDS!"

BPQM in the future can we troll CP9 by BSing and saying that there's a secret eight that consist in trolling your opponent?Or is too meta because Chokkai actually exist.

>>3689133
>Yup! All good here!
>Though I'd appreciate it if you didn't spread the whole "Armament" thing around much, trying not to get transferred.

>>3689170
Make the god damn Zoro interlude already.

>sekrit skillz

“Yup! All good here!” You pause. “Though I'd appreciate it if you didn't spread the whole ‘Armament’ thing around much, trying not to get transferred.”

Lawless arches an eyebrow, as he hefts the sword over his shoulder again. Seriously, dude, there’s big swords and there’s overcompensating. And you’ve got Sir Lance-a-lot.

“You’re quite terrible at keeping secrets, aren’t you, Mister Flashman. It almost makes me wonder how long before your little job here becomes known.” He smiles, almost politely, and walks past you without an ounce of apparent care.

... He could at least give you something for your cuts. Jerk.

>Go bandage up your sexy, sexy wounds.
>Socialize (who?)
>Call someone and brag about how much ass you kick.
>Other?

>>3689214
PERISH

>>3689217
>Go bandage up your sexy, sexy wounds.

>>3689217
>Go bandage up your sexy, sexy wounds.

>>3689217
I won't until you make the interlude that was originally promised like half the quest ago.

>>3689217
>>Go bandage up your sexy, sexy wounds.

>>3689175
Oh these are always fine addition I approve

>>3689189
IF you end up fighting CP9, you may be too busy to troll them. I’m very excited about your potential main opponent. You may possibly want to stab me in the face.

Also, exciting Zolo and Kaku shenanigans.

>>3689175
Very possible!

>>3689221
IT GOT VERY, ANNOYINGLY LONG, and also I’m busy writing a novel about a batshit-insane noir detective, which takes up most of my writing time. I can’t go from noir to Zolo. That’s just silly.

>dem seductive injuries boom-chicka-bow-wow

Ignoring Lawless’ ‘look at me, I’m a badass’ saunter out (he didn’t even win!) you give your cuts a quick poke.

Oooowwwwwww.

... Yeah, okay, you need these sorted. Swords first, though! It doesn’t take much to find some cleaning materials in the training room, and a quick clean and check shows your cute little blades are good as new.

Then you head off to the medbay to steal some bandages.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for thrilling medical skills
>... or find someone to help you, that works too.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3689233
If we can't have a good training day, we might as well work on our first aid

Rolled 87 (1d100)

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3689233

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3689233
Were a big boyo, we can do it ourselves!

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>mfw when i realise you have no medically skill

The medical bay is wonderfully free of CRIMINAL SCUM, so you root through a few likely cupboards before coming across some suitable bandages and tape.

Wincing slightly as you pull your coat off, you esconce yourself near a bed you can pull a curtain around, and start tugging your shirt and pants off.

Mmm, bleedy.

(87! First Aid +8!j

Fortunately, nothing’s in a place that’s awkwa4 to reach, and the cuts are all reasonably shallow, or at least haven’t cut anything major - they’e still bleeding, if sluggishly, but it’s easy to clean them and wrap the bandages around.

You suspect you may not have got off so lightly if Lawless was serious, and pulled out his Fruit.

>Check out the medical textbooks while you’re here.
>Go find something better to do.
>Search the medbay for Exciting Things.
>Other?

>>3689251
>Check out the medical textbooks while you’re here.

>>3689251
>>Check out the medical textbooks while you’re here.
been a very active couple days, might as well

>>3689251
>Check out the medical textbooks while you’re here.
Wash your hands first tho, leaving bloody prints all over pages is rude.

>be literate

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to look at textbooks
On nat1, it’s more gay porn.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3689266
Lets go!

>Check out the medical textbooks while you’re here.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3689266
if it's more gay porn we prob gonna start making assumptions about lawless crew in general

>>3689270
Don't worry, we got electroshocks, we can cure them.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3689266

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3689266

>>3689270
>”More naked men?!”
>”Those are anatomical references, Mister Flashma-“
>”Is this secretly an okama subpirate?!”

>>3689274
Pretty sure that’s not gonna work.

>67

With your wounds unwoundified (real word, honest), you peruse the shelf of what looks to be medical textbooks.

... They’re so boring. What do these massive words even mean? You pull out what looks to be an okayish-looking one - it’s not exactly, ‘Medical Stuff for Dummies’, but at least it’s about simple, common stuff rather than really weird diseases or specific brain injuries like some of them.

>Read it? (This will take up 1 of your 2 actions left for today.)
>Booooooring, go find something better to do.

>>3689291
>Read it

>>3689291
>>Read it

>>3689291
>>Read it?

>let’s see how much you actually understand, nerdboy

>Roll 1d100, best of 3

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3689309

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3689309

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3689309

>>3689315
yikes, flashy really aint one for book learning

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3689309

>>3689315
Eh we got some but not enought for a anything too far of basic aid we were taught.

>>3689316
We clearly have to let ourselves be cut up and then selfmedicate.
Or cut someone up so we can then heal them.
Its the only way.

>>3689315
This is hilarious considering we are good at paperwork and rules.

>55 + 8 = 63

Settling down on a chair, you kick back and open the big book o’ bodies.

It’s... tough going. It might be common stuff, but it assumes you’ve already memorized a big ol’ list of what bones are where, and what organs assist with what stuff. Well, at least you could probably figure out how to set a limb or do CPR - although you suspect your most useful advice for something with a weird rash would be ‘go see a doctor’. Plus, sometimes it veers weirdly into reeeeeally simple shit like ‘citrus cures scurvy!’ or ‘if someone has a broken spine, don’t move them!’.

Helpful.

Eh, you know more than you did before, you guess.

(First Aid +3!)

>Go socialize with (who?)
>Train something (not too physically straining)
>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boy
>Other?

>>3689338
>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boy
We're making dessert

>>3689338
>>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boy

>>3689347
Support!
If we keep on baking for them like that, they may not want to let us go tho.

>>3689338
>Train something (not too physically straining)
zap the pests living on the subpirate

>>3689338
>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boy
Might as well

>>3689338
>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boy

>>3689338
>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boy

>>3689355
So... the pirates, or yourself?

>>3689338
>>Volunteer to assist with the evening meal, like a good boy

>hey pirates can i help feed you

>Roll 1d100, best of 3

Heading back now, update soonish. Also I’m going to split cooking into general Cooking and Baking soon, because you’re primarily focusing on sweet things. So, are you helping with the main meal, or the dessert?

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3689369

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3689369

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3689369

>>3689369
learn how to make meat on a stick

>>3689364
Klaus's pet

>>3689369
>Main meal
Just so we can impress Kickdad when we see him again.

>>3689369
Actual cooking of the main meal, not just baking this time. Gotta diversify our bon- uh, skills.
>>3689377
Please no bad end

>>3689377
>rodent
how dare u

>>3689369
>So, are you helping with the main meal, or the dessert?
Dessert, obviously.

>>3689369
>dessert

>>3689369
>So, are you helping with the main meal, or the dessert?
We are helping with main meal and taking charge of dessert

>>3689369
desert

>>3689369
Dessert

>>3689369
Main meal today

>>3689369
Main meal

>>3689530
5-4 for main meal, plus one person saying do both. Vote still open while I do stuff, but looks like you'll be cooking.

(Cooking now split into Cooking and Baking. Cooking at +5. Baking at +23)

>82 + 5 = 87

Now you're in no danger of bleeding to death overnight, and have stuffed your poor, throbbing brain with Doctory Things, you amble off to the galley for want of anything better to do.

As it turns out, the cook (and his current assistant on rotation) are only too happy to have a little help, after having seen your baking and being reasonably assured you're not planning on poisoning anyone.

Your cooking isn't QUITE as spectacular as your baking, admittedly, but following instructions, you're an able assistant; between the three of you, the results are apparently both faster and better than normal, especially when you peek out at the dining pirates and confirm they're enjoying the food.

It isn't exactly a meringue tower or something, just some standard meat pies and vegetables... but each to their own, you guess.

(Cooking +5!)

Tomorrow, you'll be dropped off with the others at the nearest safe island, so you plan to take an earlyish night after dropping the papers off with Lawless.

>Say anything to Lawless when you give him the bag? (No/what?)

AND

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for island/event

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3689773
>No

>>3689773
>You have my number for when you figure out whether you know my father or not. It's been a pleasure doing business with you... aside form the electrocution, and the fire, and the sea king, and the big mom pirate raid, and the gay porn. Have a good subpirate trip

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3689773
>>3689784
This

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3689773
>>3689784
+1

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3689773
>>3689784
+1

>>3689784
Switching to this

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3689776
>>3689792
>>3689795
dese shit rolls

Rolling to make sure oniisan incinerates the blasphemous object.

>it's not goodbye, oniichwan, it's just 'til we meet again'... uwu

You hand over the bag that night, when Doctor Awful Hand Tattoos drops by to collect them. You don't even consider admitting that you looked at them.

"You have my number for when you figure out whether you know my father or not," you instead say, polite, cheerful, professional. "It's been a pleasure doing business with you... aside from the electrocution, and the fire, and the sea-king, and the Big Mom pirate raid, and the gay porn. Have a good subpirate trip."

Lawless closes his eyes and sighs at word 'subpirate', taking the bag from you. "It's certainly been... something, Mister Flashman. Your culinary skills were appreciated, at least, and the spar was educational." He looks at you pointedly. "I'd recommend working on your Devil Fruit next."

You make your eyes nice and round, simpering up at him. "Aw, Lawless, you DO care~!"

"Go to bed."

'Yes, mom,' you refrain from saying, flashing him a standard Marine-salute instead, and closing the door in his face before he can bitchslap the smirk off your own.

You're just too adorable.

Night falls. Everyone die- no, that's rocks.

Right. Night falls, and you sleep right through, Marines eager to get off the pirate vessel, and Abs probably just thrilled to get access to fresh air. He apparently doesn't like being enclosed underwater, which you can understand.

Morning comes - and after a rushed breakfast, the subpirate docks a short while outside a civilian village, the better to not let people see Marines emerging from a known pirate vessel.

"Matchstick Village," Lawless informs you, as you and your guys hustle your way up to the outside world. "It's small, but there's a Marine base on the other side of the island, so you should be fine. You won't starve, anyway."

"Thanks for the cupcakes!" Bepo waves a (fluffy!) paw at you, almost shyly.

>Anything to say to Lawless or crew before you get dumped ashore and they leave?

>You are the second less murderous pirate crew I have ever met, good luck. Take care Bepo! (hug)

>>3689881
>>3689901
Supporting. We should ask Bepo before hugging him though.

>>3689881
>>3689901

Ask Bepo for a hug.

>>3689901
+1 Don't ask for permission to hug, its manly hug. You don't need permission to hug your bro

When we find out we are a doflamingo we will grow to 11 feet tall for finally embracing our family legacy

>>3689955
But we promised oniichwan we would ask for permission!

>>3689959
I hope we actually become smaller. I want tashigi to be taller than us. That way she can bully us about it. Maybe she will start wearing high heels to do it anyway?

also lets see if we can buy some books on physics r something like it next time we are in a big city, need to up our knowledge of electromagnetism if we wanna be able to do the mroe esoteric stuff with our fruit

>>3689980
We should really focus on the basics before trying any fancy shit unless we want to blow up another ship.

>

"You are the second least murderous pirate crew I have ever met," you inform the few pirates who've come to make sure you leave without blowing anything up. "God luck. Take care, Bepo! ... Hug?"

You hold your arms out invitingly and affect the Sad Face. Bepo, to Lawless' clear disgust, perks up a little and steps forward to give you a quick hug.before stepping back (and apologizing to Lawless for it. Oh, well.).

"Good riddance!" From behind the Doctor and bear pair, Barra shakes his fist at you. You smile and wave at him. With the wrong side of your hand. And only the middle finger up.

You're forced up and off the subpirate pretty quickly after that - it's only a ten minute walk to the village though, and Lawless firmly yanks down the hatch with a final flare at you, as your group stands on the beach.

"What a weird bunch of guys," you muse, as the subpirate sinks beneath the waves.

"Yes," Klaus intones, after a mouthful from his flask. "It's a good thing that we are all perfectly normal. Absolutely."

Hat tilts his head, raising a hand to it. "My sarcasm detector is blaring..."

"Enough messing!" You spin on your feet (kicking up sand) to face your minions (and Klaus, and Abs). "Let's get to the town! Then we'll call someone for a pick-up, and, uh... hand around until we get collected, I guess."

Klaus shrugs. "If worst comes to worst, we can always requisition a ship form the base."

Fireplace shudders slightly. "I don't want to spend any more time with Marines than necessary."

"... Abs, WE'RE Marines."

"And that honestly surprises me."

Matchstick Village, as Lawless said, is small. The Marine base is in a much large town, but this one is... twee, really. All bright and cheery. There's actually a couple of children skipping in the street.

You ignore Klaus' muttered grumble about vomiting in his mouth.

>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.
>Head over to the town with the Marine base.
>Wander around for a while, there's no rush.
>Other?

>>3690067
>>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.
better minimize our contact with local marines that might see us in company of Abs and report it

>>3690067
>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.
We dont want Abs standing out.

>>3690067
>>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.

>>3690067
>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.

>>3690067
>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.

>>3690067
>Find a place to stay, where you can call Garp from.
>But firstly take Klaus aside. "Please tell me you were able to steal some of his shampoo"

>>3690077
It doesn't really matter, he's a known Shichibukai. And most people wouldn't be dumb enough to ask why he's here.

>acquire LODGINGS

"To the inn!"

"Aniki, we don't know where that is..."

"To someone who knows where an inn is!"

The benefit of a small village is that it doesn't take long to find the place that has a room or two for rent - above the local pub, two rooms, both currently empty. Most people stay in town, you guess. The rooms are cheap, and the proprietor (while clearly curious) doesn't seem scared or inclined to overcharge.

>Leave the others down in the pub, and go upstairs to call Garp.
>Stay down in the pub with the others, and let Abs go up and call Garp.
>Go up with And and make the call together.
>Other?

>>3690092
>>Go up with Abs and make the call together.

>>3690092
>>Go up with And and make the call together.

>>3690092
>>Go up with Abs and make the call together.

>>3690092
>Go up with And and make the call together.

>>3690092
>Go up with Abs and make the call together.

>>3690092
>Go up with And and make the call together

>>3690092
>Go up with And and make the call together.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

I love it when autocorrect changes Abs to and. Because it's not like I've written Abs enough times already, right?!

>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.
>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.
>... And that Abs blew up a Big Mom ship.
>Anything else?

Heading to bed, thanks for playing Tattooed Baker Quest! I suspect everyone wants to get back to papaSmo as soon as possible?

Rolling for Stuff.

>>3690130
>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.

Wait...shouldn't the subpirate be destroyed by that old nat 1 that was rolled?

>>3690130
>>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.

>>3690130
>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.

>>3690130
>Report that everything went relatively ok, mission accomplished
>Mention that we encountered presence of Big Mom pirates, as its probably something that he should know about
>Let the family talk in peace.

>>3690130
>>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.
>>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.
>... And that Abs blew up a Big Mom ship.
We really should have mentioned the Big Mom thing earlier. I'm also fine with more idiot crew adventures.

>>3690130
>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.
>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.

>>3690130
>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.
>>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.
>>... And that Abs blew up a Big Mom ship.

Just go down the list.

>>3690130
>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.

>>3690130
>>Just mention Abs is fine, get pick-up details, then let Fireplace talk to his grandfather.
>>Also inform him that Lawless' vessel is called the Subpirate.
>... And that Abs blew up a Big Mom ship.

>>3690130
>all of the above

Nah, we need more idiot adventures before going back, our minions need experience, our hobodad probably doesn't want to share custody with smoboss right now, and we need to make peace with abs so that we become super best (no homo) friends forever

i say we try to find an isolated spot away from the village and train our fruit

>>3690339
this sounds like...
>matchstick village
or, you know, let's not...

>>3690348
>Matchstick Village: Main exports are Lumber, Kerosene, and the eponymous Matchsticks.
>Despite how its disaster-free history suggests an unusually competent firefighting force, in reality they don't have one at all.
>After all... if a real fire broke out, there wouldn't be much time to react.
Flashy: Hey, I bet I could hit that tree from here!

>>3690130
We should practice making knives so we can have Sugar Sword someday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVr_vo61vA8

>>3690133
It was going to be destroyed soon, but then I read the Law novel, where it seems as if it's made out of some kind of incredibly strong metal that can literally smash dozens of metres of rock and earth without denting. Because One Piece logic. So I'm holding off for now.

>>3690333
Abs is actually much better with you now he's had a little time to get over the Shichibukai thing, get healed up, and also recognise that if he'd gone after BB without Garp, he'd be a bit dead. He's still a little bit dickish, but he's not going to be plotting your murder any time soon.

Soooooo does anyone actually want to get back to Smoboss ASAP, or is everyone chill with the Idiot Squad taking a road trip? Because I can certainly give you something before Water 7/Ennies Lobby if you want a mini-adventure.

Update later, I'm hiding in a McDonald's because air conditioning. Plz send ice.

>>3692034
am down for a roadtrip, should give us a chance to train up with our fruit in islands along the way

>>3692038
+1

>>3692034
Would like to get back to Smolboss (she is the one that really owns us) but I do love me some adventure. (Do somthing short and simple like catching a mugger and then beating up his big bro because turns out they are smuglers or some shit.)

I second BP send ice and help. I am 90% sweat and death right now and am actively considering taking a nap in the shade shirtless.

Also gimme water 7

>>3692052
Do you want carbonated 'Water 7' or just plain 'Water 7'? I would hate to give you the wrong one I know sime people dont like bubles.

Hey BPQM dose Hat and Sunglasses like buble water better than regular water? (Useless trivia questions ahoy!)

>>3692063
Honestly I'll take any liquid at this point. As long as it comes in a frozen state

>>3692034
get a mcflurry and drown yourself in cold ice cream

>>3692038
>>3692034
Supporting road trip - we really really do need to work on our froot

>>3692069
So buble 'water 7' it is! Trows a 1.5 liter botle trough a portal.

Kiding aside I wonder what would happen to Franky if for some reason all he had acces to was buble water for a whole arc... That would be evill who would even think of doing that! (Lets do it...)

>>3692034
A small road trip with the Idiot Squad sounds fun

Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d2)

>>3692063
Hat then Sunglasses, 1 prefers still and 2 means they're a weirdo who prefers carbonated.

>>3692072
I already gave in and had a raspberry mcflurry at lunch. I'd certainly LIKE another one, but air con is working enough at the moment. Maybe I can hide here overnight...

Might hold off on update and do Opinions Thing. Any more obscure characters I night forget about whose opinions on Flashy you want to see?

>>3692110
the xiaolong pirates and survivors of kids crew would be fun

>>3692115
>survivors of kids crew
What survivors?

Entire straw hat crew opinion. Not on the dashing hero arthus but of flashy.

Smoboss, klaus, hat n sun

Also zolo interlude

>>3692110
Xiaolong pirates, definitely.
And old instructors at the marine academy, if they get any news of the bullshit we've been upto.

>>3692110
Well we know who Franky will mug for cola botles in a rush! In reality the cola box (Franky knows how they look he buys his cola in bulk) is full of buble water the shop owner ran out of regular boxes so he filled a cola box istead. (Glasses needs to refill his stash you cant realy get buble water on a boat.)

>>3692110
>Strawhats
Both of Arthur and Flashy
>Oniisan MD
What he thinks of us post Cora reveal

>>3692110
I want to see what Flashy's classmates would think of him

>>3692110
If he's following our progress at all, id like to see the opinion of the barman who's the only one who believed in us.

>>3692110
The theoretical opinion of Mr. Dr. Gorgeous hair Lol-niichwan Uwu MD's opinion on Donquixote Harry

Aka a what if Lawless saw Flashy go full Doffy

>>3692281
The top would be the gag that everytime we go full Doffy,Law due to psychic brother link calls our den den and tells us to STOP WITH THAT TYPE OF BEHAVIOUR RIGHT NOW.

Testing.

Okay, somehow found Wi-Fi that doesn't block 4chan!

BAD NEWS: I've run out of data like a fuckwit.

GOOD NEWS: It actually restores tonight.

So. No updates tonight because, again, I am a fuckwit. Updates tomorrow when I am still a fuckwit, but one with data. Hurrah. That said, I'll write Flashy opinions tonight, but NOT including Lawless post-confirmation, because that isn't settled yet. I'll save that for when he finally reveals the horror of your male parentage.

Also please roll 1d100, best.of 3 for Strawhat stuff for tomorrow.

Thanks for playing, sorry I'm an idiot sandwich. I will commit sudoku immediately.

>>3692346
I like this...

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3692365

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3692365
Rollin'

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3692365

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3692365

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3692365
You've promised us the Zoro Interlude for too long. Give.

If you didn't want to write It you shouldn't have got our hopes up for so long.

(Also, I'm sorry about your suffering of the heat. I feel you on that lumberjack spider. I've bought so many fans to cope.)

>>3692365
Stay hydrated spiderjack

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3692365
Rolling for Lawless getting a magic mirror that lets him see the (Mis)Adventures of Silvers Harry while thinking it's just normal Flashman but he's a pirate instead

Also for getting a heart attack

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3692365
My manly scent has been adjacent from this thread for a while now. Could I trouble you all for a quick greasy layer of what happened these last couple threads. I remember I left around when our ship got too much for its lanky form to handle and split apart like an unloving but certainly lustful, mother.

>>3694577
I'm assuming what you mean by that is "i left around when we blew up our ship", so I'll start from there.
>some big mom pirates showed up
>we (and by we i mostly mean abs) blew up their ship
>heart pirates showed up in their submarine, which we then deemed was a dumb name and thus renamed it to subpirate
>abs got fixed up, we flipped the fuck out over law(less)'s DF
>we found barra's porn stash and accidentally shocked him and got promptly KO'd by lawless
>lawless found our compass and said he thinks he might know who our dad is
>we made some apology cupcakes for barra (and normal cupcakes for everyone else)
>we did some training and realized we can do armament
>we fought lawless, wagering the answer to a single question of the winner's choosing
>we won and asked him what his connection to the man he thinks is our father is/was
>now we've been dropped off at a place called matchstick village
Oh, and most importantly,
>we hugged a bear mink

My memory isn't exactly the best, so I could've forgotten some of the events or got them in the wrong order, but I think this is most of the important(ish) things at least.

>>3694627
>>3694577
Abs got his jobbing gland removed.

>>3694627
I also renamed the quest to more accurately suit the players' interests.

>>3694829
We'll get more photos soon! Honest.

>>3694829
Well, our camera is broken and we're not technicians to fix it ... yet.

Rolled 96, 92, 8 = 196 (3d100)

>opinions are still being written, I had to do hospital stuff for family all today

While Klaus and your sweet and innocent (ahahahahahaha no) minions avail themselves of the pub downstairs, you and Fireplace decamp to one of the rented rooms.

Once again, Bogart picks up your call and puts you through to Garp, who's been one noticeably happier mood since his secret grandson was confirmed as being a proud owner of two attached arms.

Neglecting to mention such petty trifles as 'I electrocuted one of Trafalgar Law's men', or 'I peeked at the files, what's up with all this slavery stuff?', or 'I made fantastic cupcakes', you request a pick-up instead, and also mention the presence of the Big Mom pirates before Abs went kablooey on their piratical asses.

He doesn't seem thrilled by that last part, but hey, not your problem.

Oh, and you tell him the Heart vessel is called the Subpirate, which he seems weirdly amused by. Whatever.

Fireplace makes grabby-hands motions once you're done, and you hold Mr Speedy out to him. In the name of avoiding the awkwardness of him trying to pretend Garp isn't his family, you make your excuses (aka, being thirsty), and head downstairs.

>Talk to one of your Idiot Squad
>Talk to a local
>Go for a walk
>Other?

>>3694977
>>3694978
no photo. only bake.

>>3694627
we are also now in "This place will burn to the ground at the slightest provocation" village, and we picked up a Base Logia to match the Acid Logia we had before, prob should give that to sunglasses soon

>>3695085
>go find an isolated spot in the woods to train our fruit, far away from "Please I just need a spark to burn to the fucking ground" village. Do tell Klaus what we're doing

>>3695085
>Talk to a local

>>3695085
>>go find an isolated spot in the woods to train our fruit, far away from "Please I just need a spark to burn to the fucking ground" village. Do tell Klaus what we're doing

>>3695085
>>go find an isolated spot in the woods to train our fruit, far away from "Please I just need a spark to burn to the fucking ground" village. Do tell Klaus what we're doing
>Ask Hat if he can help us out
Since Abs is busy.

>burn the entire village down

"I'm gonna go train my Staaaaatic~" you tell Klaus as you pass him on your way out, giving him a blatant 'I actually mean my Logia' wink.

"We're all gonna die," Klaus says, because he's a dick. Sure, he's probably right, but still.

Wandering out of the village and finding a nice, isolated spot to train your totally-not-a-Logia doesn't take too long. The question now is how exactly you're gonna do it.

>Try to (what?)

>>3695085
>Talk to a local
Please don't burn whole island

>>3695130
Ask Hat for help holding form to prevent accidental transformation and discharge

>>3695130
Didn’t Abs and the idiots see our Logia when we were flying around above the water? Should we talk to the about it?

>>3695130
>Try to see if we can fly without going full lightning bolt, Enel did that right?

>>3695130
Try to reinforce the basics: Control of our logia, flying, turning into lightning, zapping from one place to another while attacking with our swords, if we can, seek a mountain and try the railgun cannonball.

>>3695136
Yes, but a marine screaming "GOOD BY PAPA KLAUS, I'M GOING TO TRAIN MY LIGHTNING LOGIA!" in the grand line tends to atract a lot of piratical and marinical? atention.

>>3695130
>Try to (what?)
I would prefer not to but if we have to.
Create small *zaps* of electricity. Just like we would have paramecia
Do it on sand

Can we start with something small and somethin that will look like paramecia?

>>3695161
>>3695138
>>3695130

yeah switching to this

>>3695156
We're training away from town though.

>minor zippy zaps

>Roll 1d100, best of 3

I'm changing the Logia skill system by the way, so prepare as I try to punch it into some semblance of usefulness and logic.

>>3695130
>>3695161
Supporting this. Getting a head start on making it look like a paramecia is smart.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3695181

>>3695156
I more meant we should find time to quietly talk to them in private about keeping the secret.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3695181
>punch it into some semblance of usefulness and logic.
HA!

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3695181

>>3695184
>>3695189
Nice

>>3695184
>>3695189
Looks like we're running in the 90s

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>>3695184
>>3695189
We Eminem now.

>>3695205
Big Mom's spaghetti

>d-d-d-double 90s! No Observation activation for this

You will become... Zap-Man. Flashman the Zap-Man. Perfect.

You think you've already got... a bit of a handle on using lightning with your hands, but actively shooting it out? You haven't tried that, not deliberately at least.

Lifting your hands carefully, you try to keep them solid while letting bolts of electricity shoot out.

(90 + 9 for dubs + 2 from previous Logia skill = 101. Success! GGnM: Lightning skill at D.5.)

You're a little startled by the speed and force with which the small bolts suddenly appear, crackling and lashing towards the ground, and - when you pull your hands back - the metal on you. At least they don't seem to be attracted to YOU, nor do they hurt.

>Try to make the bolts more forceful
>Try to make them more controlled
>Try to make a specific number of them
>Other?

>>3695227
>>Try to make them more controlled

>>3695227
>try to make them more controlled

FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY CONTROL YOUR GOD POWERS FLASHMAN

>>3695184
>>3695189
It was at this moment Flashman realized he could now literally weaponize his fingerguns
>>3695227
Control, then we can focus on number and then power

>>3695227
>Try to make them more controlled

>>3695227
>>try to make them more controlled
If we get our control high enough we should be able to more effectively coat our weapons with lightning

>booooooo boring control

>Roll 1d100, best of 3, no bonuses

DC 50/80/10

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3695242

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3695242

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3695242
You rack a dishiprine

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3695242
Roll to not job

>69 quest returns. Also you suck at control, but we already knew that

Next up, you attempt to do what everyone keeps telling you to, and try to control yourself.

It's... okay?

You can sort of decide which area of your hand will produce the most bolts, and kind of aim a little easier when you really focus on it, but... they still happily try to jolt off-course to whatever they're naturally attracted to. Fine if you're actually pressing your hand against someone, not so good if they're at a distance and you don't want to electrocuted random metal objects nearby instead.

(GGnM: Lightning at D.53!)

>Must... fine-tune... aim of zappies!
>Try to make fewer bolts.
>Maybe try restraining the lightning to your hands?
>Other?

>>3695249
Jobbing Gland-kouhai is hiding behind a bush, watching you and blushing.over how cool senpai is, kyaaaa~

>>3695255
>>Must... fine-tune... aim of zappies!
FINGER LIGHTNING GUNS!

>>3695243
Nice

>>3695255
>>Must... fine-tune... aim of zappies!

>>3695255
>Jobbing Gland-kouhai
I will end your entire bloodline faster than Sadpanda dying

;_;

Also
>Make an electric hadouken

>>3695263
"Uwaaa... I hope Flashman-s.enpai notices me! Maybe if I give him some of my special luck~?" ***\(°w°)~

>>3695273
>inb4 BPQM luck means giving US very good luck
>Because two negatives make a positive

>>3695279
Jobbing Gland-chan gives only the best nat1s!

>Roll 1d100 best of 3 for fine control

DC 55/75/100

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3695280

>>3695255
>Maybe try restraining the lightning to your hands?
FINGER LIGHTNING GUNS!

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3695280

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3695280

>>3695280
>Jobbing Gland-chan gives only the best nat1s!
>>3695285
You were saying?

>>3695280
Let us all be smug and give thanks to gland-chan

>>3695285
Armament infused lightning?

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3695285
>>3695293
Grease Lightning?

ROLLING FOR DANCE ABILITY

Rolled 9 + 100 (1d100 + 100)

>>3695299
B-best of 3?

>>3695286
Jobbing Gland is best squishy organ.

>didn't make the 100 DC, shameful

The next attempt goes better. You focus specifically on the aim, forcing the bolts to specific targets rather than 'wherever they want to go, and find it's easier if you already have a general aim in mind before you start hurling them out. They're harder to control when already created, but not by much, surprisingly.

You can't quite aim them at, say, particular stone, but you can get the bolts within a few inches around them, and you're getting better at aiming morenthan one at once. Aiming for multiple targets seems like it would be far harder, though.

(Lightning now at D.65!)

>Try aiming multiple bolts at once to a single target
>Try aiming multiple bolts at once to multiple targets
>Try to focus on making a single bolt precisely hit a target
>Train some other aspect?

>>3695293
You don't activate any form of Haki for this. When you're better with your Logia, sure, but you're too unfamiliar with it for your Haki to infuse it even accidentally for now.

>>3695304
>Pose and shoot lightning from Finger Guns

>>3695304
>Try to focus on making a single bolt precisely hit a target

>>3695304
>>Try to focus on making a single bolt precisely hit a target
FINGERGUN

>>3695304
>>Try aiming multiple bolts at once to a single target
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>3695304
>>Try to focus on making a single bolt precisely hit a target
Guys
guys
GUYS
LIGHTNING BILLIARDS
Once we get this shit under control
But just imagine

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for fingerg- I mean, single target

DC 50/75/100

Gland-chan wishes you luck, uwu

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3695313
Think Bigger anon! LIGHTNING SEA KING

>>3695315

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>3695315
More like Flash B amirite

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3695315
at what point do we start getting bonuses for our logia training?

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3695315

>>3695318
>>3695319
>>3695320
When we stop jobbing
;_;

>>3695319
Meant to say Bang, but ignore that along with that SHAMEFUR roll

>>3695304
>>3695309
>>3695310
Supporting Finger Gun zap.

>>3695315
Hey BPQM, if we meet the Subpirates again can we have another spar with Onwii-chwan? With a bet that the loser has to do one thing the winner says?

Because I want Flashman to make his big bro say out loud 'Uwu' in front of everyone

>>3695320
When you hit C.0, which is the point where one can safely use it in a fight without risk of completely making things worse. Not far off now!

>59... you hit basic DC, I guess

Next up: p r e c i s i o n

Aka zapping shit with one big bolt. You try it, and... meh, it's okay. Forcing yourself to create only one bolt means it's larger than the previous one, and the loud CRACK makes you flinch, sending you completely off-target. The next one is a little better, and the next, although you still can't hit a precise point. You could target someone's chest, but not their heart - assuming the bolt didn't get pulled off-course by something along the way.

(Lightning now at D.75! You suck.)

>JUST GODDAMN FINGER-GUN ALREADY
>Try to send multiple smaller bolts, rapid-fire, one at a time
>Other?

>>3695324
Shhhhhh. Gland-chan loves you and wants to be with you. Ignore its mucous membrane and give it cuddles.

>>3695335
As the younger brother, Flashy is the one that says uwu. And besides that, Lawless would immediately unlock Conqueror's Haki of such strength you'd immediately have a stroke and die.

>>3695343
>>JUST GODDAMN FINGER-GUN ALREADY
We'll do it even if it kills someone (evil)!

>>3695343
>>JUST GODDAMN FINGER-GUN ALREADY
PLEASE

>>3695343
>>JUST GODDAMN FINGER-GUN ALREADY

>>3695343
>JUST GODDAMN FINGER-GUN ALREADY

>>3695343
>JUST GODDAMN FINGER-GUN ALREADY

>Roll 1d100, best of 3
DC 55/70/90/100

You were born for this.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3695352

>>3695343
>Other?
LOUD CRACK might attracted some people. So let's finish for today

>>3695353
Well, shit.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3695352

>>3695353
OH YEAG~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>3695353
This is the best time to crit. I have two banked now by the way.

>>3695352
>>3695353
Does this also improve our pistol skill?

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3695352

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>>3695353
We were indeed born for this.

>>3695360
Considering 1st roll was 100 and 2nd was 50, I'm waiting for a nat1 for the third.

Congrats on critting for a fingergun in true Flashman style you MONSTER

(Gland-chan is very impressed and swooning.)

>>3695362
Why no nat1?!

>>3695364
Are we allowed to lewd Gland-chan?

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3695361
No. But electro-fingerguns are now a viable option, so who cares?

>1hundo

This is about the point where you give up and aim a finger-gun instead, because screw it, no-one's watching.

One bolt. One target. One Piece. No, not that last one.

You aim. You focus on pulling a faint buzz of potential from your flesh and turning it into electrcity, sending it from-

--BANG--

....... holy-crap

Finger still outstretched after the massive crack, you stare at the targeted rock. Or rather, where it was before you blasted it to smithereens. Sure, it wasn't big, but still! What the hell is with that aim?! It's a lot easier to focus from a finger than a random bit of your hand...

(Lightning now at C.1! Bonuses now apply. Lightning fingerguns can reasonably safely be used in combat at short range!)

>Train more? (How?)
>Other?

Heading back, update soonish.

>>3695372
Gland-chan is tumourous, pulsating mass of bile and mucous, smelling of rot and death. So yes, you may both waifu and lewd it.

It also wears a pretty pink bow besides the pus-seeping sore on its top section. So kawaii~~ <3

>>3695361
>>3695357
I hope with our FINGERGUNS, we can use SHIGAN and LIGHTNING SHIGAN in the far off future where Flashy fingerguns are actual weapons of mass destruction.

Inb4 Fist of the North star shenanigans of hitting pressure points.

>>3695375
>>3695380
FINGERGUN TIME.

TRAIN TO IMPROVE RANGE OF FINGERGUNS.

>>3695375
> take one of our cannon balls and attempt to coat the metal with lightning without damaging it

>>3695375
>>Train more? (How?)
>Try to go full lightning while maintaining our shape

>>3695386
>> take one of our cannon balls and attempt to coat the metal with lightning without damaging it
+1

>>3695375
>train more
>train by turning into lightning and maintaining our shape/not getting sucked into the ground

>>3695466
>>3695375
actually nevermind this

>>3695386
>>3695407
supporting this instead

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for cannonbzzzzzts

DC 60/90

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3695527

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3695527

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3695527

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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3695527
RAILGUN TIME

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>>3695532
oh flashy

now, and hear me out here
Railguns, with ob Haki aim

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>>3695532
YEYEYEYE

>>3695544
>years from now, at the battle of marineford
>garp is watching pirate ships flood in from all angles
>suddenly, a streak of light appears from over the horizon
>it strikes a pirate ship almost as soon as it appears, sinking it immediately
>"HE'S HERE"
>"GOD'S ASSASSIN"
>"THE FLASH OF DEATH"
>"THE HUNDRED PIRATE SLAYER"
>one by one, more and more streaks of light appear, each one taking a ship with it
>"WHERE ARE THEY COMING FROM?! HOW CAN HE SEE US?!!"
>cut to flashy, quietly sitting crosslegged on the bow of the mist with his eyes closed
>mina hands him a cannonball from the pile
>a massive explosion of sound roars out, launching the cannonball at many times the speed of sound
>a trail of electricity crackles behind it as it leaves flashy's hands
>the mist is physically pushed down into the water from the force of the launch, waves radiating out from around her
>somewhere in the distance, a ship is obliterated
>cut back to garp, who is filled with a mix of emotion
>pride, sadness, anger, frustation at the whole situation
>"...That's my boy."