>>3686205
Get wood dumbass.

>>3686205
Build a hut

>>3686205
Dig straight down

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>>3686207
>>3686213

>Get wood dumbass.
>Build a hut

You get some wood from nearby trees and build a PRETTY SICK hut that has a nice ocean side view. There's a crafting table inside and everything.

>What do you do?

>>3686220
Make a wooden pickaxe and go mining until you get coal and stone

>>3686224
This

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>>3686224
>>3686236

>Make a wooden pickaxe and go mining until you get coal and stone

You craft yourself a wooden pickaxe and head into the space beneath your house to mine. Unfortunately, despite mining for a number of minutes, you're unable to locate any coal. You find some iron ore to cook, but you're unable to craft torches. It is now night time and you're holed up in your hut.

>What do you do?

>>3686263
Make a furnace and cook our OAK LOGS into CHARCOAL to use for TORCHES.

>>3686263
Make some kind of weapon

>>3686263
Use left wood instead

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>>3686273
>>3686277

>Make a furnace and cook our OAK LOGS into CHARCOAL to use for TORCHES.
>Make some kind of weapon

You use your FURNACE to cook OAK LOGS for some TORCHES. You light up your base effectively! It now feels certifiably less scary to stay in.

You also use what stone you have to make a sword in case you have to defend yourself from outside invaders. It's still NIGHT, however, so you should be wary.

>>3686284
Be brave, check outside

>>3686284
check for creepers first

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>>3686287
>>3686289

>Be brave, check outside

You decide to be BRAVE and look outside of your little hovel - you see a CREEPER and a ZOMBIE lurking outside and immediately retreat back to the safety of your hovel and crouch. The world outside is truly scary.

>>3686292
Wait it out as there is no shame in hiding.

>>3686292
Build a friend

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>>3686296
>>3686311

>Wait it out as there is no shame in hiding.
>Build a friend

You wait out the night, crouching down in your tiny little HOVEL and hoping for the best. There's no shame in hiding.

Sure enough, the sun rises and you venture hesitantly out into the open world. Just by your house, you figure you deserve some company and make a friend.

>What do yo name your friend?

>>3686350
Victoria

>>3686350
Rocky

>>3686350
Bob

>>3686350
Flamebringer

His name Jef

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>>3686352

>Victoria

That’s it! Your friend’s name will be VICTORIA. You offer your new rocky friend a pat on the head before returning your view to the beautiful vistas surrou

…

You hold down the backspace button on your KEYBOARD. This was a mistake. What did you think you could draw from this? What kind of GRAND and SCHOLARLY reader base would flock to your Minecraft Quest?

It is 1:00 AM on a FRIDAY. Your name is CATASTROVANIA STRIFAUST MORITUROS IX. You are a highschooler of immense and unknowable POWER - the weaver of fate and worlds! A shadowy deity entrapped in the body of a FLAT THIRD-YEAR and one forced to partake in all manners of stupid little wordly matters. You stare blankly at the monitor, the pale blue light of the screen illuminating your pallid face. Your room is darkened and quiet save for the chirping of the cicadas outside. The /qst/ board is as stagnant as ever and no matter what you try, you can’t seem to draw in the readers you so desperately crave.

This is.. stupid. You can hardly believe you actually stooped to making a MINECRAFT quest for readers. You don’t even LIKE Minecraft, you just heard from Starphase that it was getting popular again. But what are your other options? To write a quest with your C- grade in English, weaving grand tapestries of poor grammar and spelling? To draw with your complete lack of understanding of basic anatomy or even color? To - and the very thought REVOLTED you - to write a fanfic quest for some flavor of the month isekai anime? You continue to stare blankly at the corpse of a board. You hate this. You hate yourself.

>Examine some drawquest competition. What are they doing?
>Go shitpost on Discord.
>Creep outside your room and cook a hot pocket to gnaw on.
>Write-In.

>>3686411
>Creep outside your room and cook a hot pocket to gnaw on.

>>3686411
>Creep outside your room and cook a hot pocket to gnaw on.

>>3686411
>Examine some drawquest competition. What are they doing?

>>3686411
>Examine some drawquest competition. What are they doing?

>>3686411
Call Samurai. When's the last time you talked.

>>3686411
Shitpost on discord ABOUT your drawfag competition

>>3686411
>cry

>>3686411
take off all your clothes

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>>3686436
>Call Samurai. When's the last time you talked.

You.. no longer talk with the delivery girl. And you don’t really believe that she likes talking to you anymore, either. It’s for the best that you don’t.

>>3686421
>>3686435
>Examine some drawquest competition. What are they doing?

You decide to examine a few of your fellow drawfags and their quests to determine what kinds are drawing in attention. Drawquests do seem to have become more prevalent lately and while you don’t exactly have a perfect understanding of the fine art of ART, you can still try.

>Pokemon Quest (Red/Blue)

A FANFICTION drawquest..?! Y-you’re above that, of course. but.. this has a lot of readers. Maybe making a POKEMON quest could be worth it.

>Band Quest

Some sort of quest about starting a band? You know NOTHING about music. You asked your mom to sign you up for piano lessons when you were a kid because you thought it was a cool instrument, but you started crying out of frustration at your first lesson and never showed up again.

>Hedge-Knight Quest

WH-WHAAT?! This art is WAY too good for the quest board..! Just reading through it makes you feel insecure. How is this guy so good? Shouldn’t he be, doing like, an art job instead of posting on your little board..? It is kind of cool, though. Medieval stuff. Maybe that’s something to look into.

>Psychokinetic Chuunibyou Quest

Looks like shit.

>Son of Set

This art is pretty good and the MC is cute. Are cute MCs the key to readers..? The anons REALLY rolled like shit here. Just when it was starting to get really interesting, the QM ended up ending it early. Aw..

>Clo Quest

Another cute MC! A bronze-age quest with plague-beasts.. the plague beasts look WAY too cool. The art here is SUPER good too. It’s kind of hard to believe, honestly..

Having examined all those drawquests, you should determine the next step to take.

>Choose a drawquest to rip off of and start that. [Write-In.]
>Snag a hot pocket.
>Shitpost on Discord.
>Write-In.

>>3686491
>Shitpost on Discord.

>>3686491
>Choose a drawquest to rip off of and start that
Just... I dunno... take a bit of everything?

>>3686491
Rip off combo:
>fanfic
>cute girl mc
>good Art

>>3686491
Simple. Grab the FANFICTION of Pokemon Quest. The MUSIC of Band Quest. The MEDIEVAL of Hedge-Knight Quest. The SHIT of Psychokinetic Chuunibyou Quest. The CUTE MC of Son of Set. And lastly the ART of Clo Quest. Toss it all in a blender and set it in ICARUS CITY. If people like all these, then if you have something from each they will really like yours! Honestly I can't believe I have to spell this out for you.

>>3686507
Backing this

>>3686491
Continue your MINECRAFT QUEST. Somebody will fall for it, right? I mean, why else so many YouTube channels are filled to the brim with it?

>>3686507
This

>>3686640
>cute girl(male)
ftfy

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>>3686507
>>3686644
>>3686690

>Shitpost on Discord.

They.. don't seem to fall for it.

>Respond to this BABOON with something SHARP and WITTY. [Write-In.]
>Stop procrastinating and work on your drawquest.
>HOT POCKETS.
>Write-In.

>>3686756
>Respond to this BABOON with something SHARP and WITTY.

shut up monkey

>>3686756
>Respond to this BABOON with something SHARP and WITTY. [Write-In.]
no, you

>>3686756
>>Respond to this BABOON with something SHARP and WITTY.
No U.

>>3686756
>Respond to this BABOON with something SHARP and WITTY. [Write-In.]
You first xddddd

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>>3686770
>>3686782

>Respond to this BABOON with something SHARP and WITTY.

You try to respond with something SHARP and WITTY, but unfortunately, you're neither SHARP nor WITTY. He hurts your feelings.

>Stop procrastinating and work on your drawquest.
>Hot pocket from the kitchen.
>Write-In.

>>3686804
>what does he mean by construct?
>Hot pocket from the kitchen.

>>3686804
>Hot pocket from the kitchen.

>>3686804
Hot pocket time. If anyone asks why you're crying just say the pocket is hot.

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>>3686812
>>3686813
>>3686820

>Hot pocket from the kitchen.

You creep out from the kitchen and into the hallway, looking both ways to make sure you’re good. Starphase’s door is closed and the lights are out. You’re good. You creep down the hall past your massive MAKISURE KURISU statue from STEINS;GATE and slowly open the door leading into the kitchen.

Your little sister STARPHASE is sitting at the dinner table. She appears to be staring straight down at the wood grain and tracing it with her finger absentmindedly. She doesn’t notice as you enter; her eyes are hazy. She’s only alerted of your presence as you loudly fling open the freezer to dig through the ice for hot pockets. You find one and snatch it like a gremlin just as Starphase speaks.

“Catastrovania..?” The middle schooler looks up from what she was doing. Her eyes are heavy. She seems to be really worn out from taking care of you. “.. Why are you awake? You have school today. It’s 1 AM.” She does, too.

>Run back to your room with your hot pocket and just eat it cold instead of talking to your sister.
>Be forced to engage in conversation with her as you heat it up in the microwave.
>Write-In.

>>3686871
Throw the hot pocket in the microwave, sit down next to our sister, and give her a hug.
"Why are you? Is everything ok?"

>>3686885
>"Why are you?"
Please for the love of God use these exact words

>>3686871
Share your hot pockets

>>3686897
Backing this one. "Why are you?"

>>3686897
This

>>3686871
>that's easy i'll just not go to school

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>>3686916
>>3686908
>>3686897

>"Why are you?"

Despite desperately wanting to put a cool spin on it, you simply say what first comes to mind. “..Why are you?” You load the HOT POCKET into the microwave.
Starphase’s gaze returns to the wood grain on the TABLE. Her voice is quiet and weak. “I dunno. I was gonna do my homework, but I guess I forgot.” Sure enough, a school bag loaded with books lies by her dangling feet on the floor. Papers spill out across the tiled kitchen floor. “I’m too tired to go to sleep.”
“That sounds dumb.” You snort flippantly, drumming your fingers against the microwave door.
“I was just thinking about stuff.” She responds softly. Starphase’s eyes become shiny. “It’d be nice if mom and dad visited more. And maybe sticked- stuck around for longer. Remember last time? When they came in and you jumped up and spilled your soda all over the carpet ‘cause you got so excited. I just thin-”
The microwave beeps, interrupting her. You grab your steaming plate of melted pepperoni and cheese and duck out of the kitchen! You were totally stealthy back there.

Nice! You have a hot pocket now.

>Work on your drawquest and quit procrastinating.
>Write-In.

>>3686972
>Work on your drawquest and quit procrastinating.

Screw school.

>>3686972
Remind her that spilling your soda was all part of your grand scheme you can't disclose right now. Then continue to hear her out.

>>3686972
>Go back to Starphase and try to help her with homework

>>3686972
>Go to bed. Maybe you'll think of something interesting tomorrow.

>>3686972
>share your hot pocket with your sister and ask if she wants to hang out with you in your room

>>3686972
Okay, changing to >>3687021

>>3686972
Do this
>>3686644

>>3686972
>>Work on your drawquest and quit procrastinating.


This quest got super meta and I am into it.

>>3687021
this

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>>3687009
>>3687013
>>3687021
>>3687028

>Remind her that spilling your soda was all part of your grand scheme you can't disclose right now. Then continue to hear her out.
>Go back to Starphase and try to help her with homework
>share your hot pocket with your sister and ask if she wants to hang out with you in your room

You pause in the dark hallway just outside the kitchen. You might’ve been a little cold there. Your sister was trying to talk to you and although the allure of quests is GREAT, she’s still someone important. You hesitantly reopen the door and enter the kitchen to find your sister beginning to shove her schoolwork back into her bag.
“Starphase! My dear blood-..” You begin, taking on an extravagant pose. You rip off a half of your hot pocket and hand it to her, nearly burning yourself in the process. “The COKE INCIDENT was merely part of a grand scheme - machinations that your mortal mind can’t comprehend right now. Would you like help with anything? Anything at all..? An intellect such as my own could be host to much regarding-”

“Please, not now, Catastrovania. I’m sorry.” Starphase politely responds, standing up from her chair. “I’m just tired right now. I’m going to sleep. I’ll see you in them morning, okay..?”
“O-oh. Okay.” You quiet down.
Your little sister slings the massive pack over her shoulder and slinks out of the kitchen, entering her room and closing the door behind her.

You are now FREE to go questing! It’s currently 2 AM.

>Drawquest concept. [Write-In.]
>Write-In.

>>3687163
>>Drawquest concept. [Write-In.]
a quest about a highschooler of immense and unknowable power who suffers from severe autism

>>3687163
>Drawquest concept. [Write-In.]
Minecraft Quest, but everything is drawn instead.

>>3687163
>>Drawquest concept. picture this you are a freshly hatched dragon and you have to survive in an unforgiving world, the twist is that it takes place on earth in modern time.

gold am I right?

>>3687163
>Drawquest concept. [Write-In.]
A tall dark demon hunter hunting the demon that killed his family in a dark fantasy setting.

>>3687163
>Drawquest concept. [A drawquest about someone that makes drawquests, obviously.]

changing to this
>>3687213


the problem with write in being the only option is that nobody changes their mind and supports someone else's idea if it's not genius

>Drawquest concept
>4chan is an all girls high school and every board is a girl.
>/b/ is a psychotic perv, /tg/ is a legbeard, /mlp/ is a perverted legbeard and so on. They all are incredibly flawed and terrible really.
>You are /qst/ the only guy in the school who ended here by some hilarious mistake
>Also an obvious self insert really.
>You gotta build an harem!
>Akun is the rival school, but fuck these girls, they suck balls.

>>3687163
>Drawquest concept. [Write-In.]
2 awesome cyberpunk sisters

>>3687243
In ICARUS CITY?

>>3687163
Man, we're just pulling in different directions and not getting anywhere.
Supporting >>3686644

>>3687272
So Neptunia fanfic quest?
Supporting

>>3687211
+1, edge it UP

>>3687259
where else?

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>>3686644
>>3687050
>>3687272
>>3687289
>>3687330
>>3687211

>Simple. Grab the FANFICTION of Pokemon Quest. The MUSIC of Band Quest. The MEDIEVAL of Hedge-Knight Quest. The SHIT of Psychokinetic Chuunibyou Quest. The CUTE MC of Son of Set. And lastly the ART of Clo Quest. Toss it all in a blender and set it in ICARUS CITY. If people like all these, then if you have something from each they will really like yours! Honestly I can't believe I have to spell this out for you.
>A tall dark demon hunter hunting the demon that killed his family in a dark fantasy setting.

For the last four decades - ever since the Abyssal Breach - roving bands of demons have ravaged the outer lands of the Icarus Kingdom. The fiends, while savage, have retained enough intelligence to know not to trifle in manners directly related to the inner kingdom, and thus, escape purging from the king’s knightly order. With the aid of archfiends to command their terrible armies, they continue to set the plains alight and have only quietly and slowly continued their raids. Ten years ago, your own town was invaded by one such band and your family were butchered like pigs in front of you. A gang of one hundred demons ravaged your home, tearing through buildings and people like butter.

One Demon Baron in particular led the charge through the town of Carvre- a bastard of a beast named Asmodeia strolled through the embers of your town while whistling a tune that you’ve engraved into your mind. As you hunched underneath your blood-drenched bed, trembling in your own cold piss, you could almost imagine his sneer of cold command and snarling visage. Your goal is to cut his army of one hundred apart and push your thumbs into his eyes until they pop. And as such, for the last decade, you’ve bided your time - waiting until you came of age to begin your Grand Hunt.

You’ve lived the majority of your life in the neighboring town of Wilstown, under the watch of a kindly retired adventurer elf. It is now 8:00 AM and the local Archical Adventuring Guild branch should be open by now. Despite what it may appear - with your soft, girlish features, long hair, and slight build - you are a MAN.

>What is your name?

>>3687405
Andre LaMount

>>3687405
>What is your name?
Clo...vis?

>>3687405
Catstr.... Tomas.

>>3687405
Sureshot McLongshot

>>3687405
douglas nachteer

>>3687405
>Lavrentiy. But some people call you Laura for some reason.

>>3687405
Harry Balsagna

Adolph Trump Mootikins Hiroshima Ligma Ballz Deeznutz Niggerton the Fourth

>>3687405
Stone Cold the Hedgehog.

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>>3687424
>Lavrentiy. But some people call you Laura for some reason.

Your name is Lavrentiy. But for some reason, everyone calls you Laura. Despite years of firm insistence that your name is LAVRENTIY, you’ve begun to answer to Laura and you fucking hate it. Your room is quiet and musty, adorned with odd bits of scrap and souvenirs from adventurer battles where you scavenge. It smells constantly of warm broth as your room is just above the old man’s noodle shop. You affectionately refer to him as “Elf Dad” because you don’t actually know his name.

You should be heading out to the guild soon so you can pick up some DEMON HUNTING QUESTS - those are pretty hot for towns around the Wild Lands and attract high level adventurers. And although you aren’t a high level adventurer, you strongly believe you can fucking kick ass. You should be careful to avoid ELF DAD because if he notices you, he’ll force you to sit down and eat breakfast.

>What do you do?

>>3687487
Stealthfully make your way to the guild to pick up some quests involving demons.

>>3687487
>Check your gear, eat breakfast

>>3687487
Go Catch and Cook your own breakfast rather than interacting with your Elf Dad.
Then head to the Demon Hunting shit or whatever

>>3687487
>Morning stretches, hug Elf Dad, eat breakfast, head to scho- Guild.

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>>3687497
>>3687502

>Check your gear, eat breakfast
>Morning stretches, hug Elf Dad, eat breakfast, head to scho- Guild.

You check your gear. Although much of what you typically scavenge from adventuring battles is useless junk or weapons broken beyond repair, you’ve actually found some decent items over the years. Underneath your red cloak is some leather armor - fine enough to allow movement and prevent random goblin shankings out deep in the Wild Lands. You’d love some chainmail to accompany it, but that’s not in the budget.

A crossbow that you repaired with the aid of the blacksmith next door and three arrows that’ve seen some use on the local deer population - a little dull, and certainly not capable of penetrating armor, but enough to go through someone’s eye. And the prize of your collection, a Vorpal Dagger left by a rogue after a party wipe that must’ve been overlooked by demons. Of course, you have some Boots of Elvenkind as well that Elf Dad gave you from his adventuring days.

After reluctantly heading downstairs and eating breakfast with ELF DAD, and very reluctantly hugging him because hugs are GAY, you walk to the Archical Adventuring Guild only to find the hall loaded to the brim with adventurers from the town despite having just opened. Lines leading up to the guild girls stretch out from the door. What the fuck? If you wait, you’ll be left with some goblin purging quests at best.

>What do you do?

>>3687549
>Rush to the Quest Board!
>Do you have any frie- acquaintances among the people here?

>>3687549
>Create distraction by knocking over nearby vendor stall, then rush to quest board

>>3687549
>Use your tremendous demon-hunting muscles to push and shove your way to the board

>>3687549
Shitpost in the Market.

>>3687572
This but extra throbbing

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>>3687555
>>3687564
>Create distraction by knocking over nearby vendor stall, then rush to quest board
>Rush to the Quest Board!
>Do you have any frie- acquaintances among the people here?

You’d rush to the quest board, but the crowd is so thick and bustling and loaded with all matters of adventurer weapons that you’d almost certainly be accidentally speared if you did. And while the nearby vendor stalls are wooden, they’re built very sturdily into the ground to prevent such accidents, which is understandable, especially after the Basilisk Day. And.. acquaintances? You grew up avoiding other children. They were WEAK and you were STRONG.

>>3687572
>Use your tremendous demon-hunting muscles to push and shove your way to the board

Rather, you try to use your TREMENDOUS demon hunting muscles, honed by years of push-ups in your room, and attempt to shove past the big fat furry bastard in front of you - you grab at some loose hair sticking out from his leather chestplate and pull. The berserker lets out a grunt of sharp annoyance before swinging around and shoving you to the dusty ground outside the guild with ease. You hit the dust like a sack of rice.

“The fuck do you think you’re doing, little girl?!” The orc snarls. His dwarven party member whistles behind him, evidently shocked that someone was stupid enough to piss off an orc. While orcs are typically considered a savage, barbaric race and reviled by most civilized towns deeper within Icarus, the WIld Lands on the boundaries of the kingdom are host to a healthy population of orcs that took up jobs as adventurers or sewers. “You’re waiting in line like the rest of us.”

He thumbs over his shoulder to an enchanted sheet of parchment floating just by the entrance. Scrawled in ink across the front reads “EXPECTED WAITING TIME: 1 ½ HOURS.”

>What do you do?

>>3687635
>Try to ask someone in the queue if they want to party with you, so you don't have to wait so long.

>>3687635
>Pout and wait, then pout some more.

>>3687635
Look for an autistic weirdo with pastel/white hair and try to befriend them.

>>3687647
POUT A LOT.

>>3687663
this

>>3687663
Yeah, this

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>>3687663
>>3687681
>>3687694

>Look for an autistic weirdo with pastel/white hair and try to befriend them.

You eventually find a dirty puddle outside the guild hall and stare into it, catching sight of an autistic weirdo with white hair. You step into the puddle, muddling the reflection. You don’t make friends with autistic weirdos.

>Pout and wait, then pout some more.

You pout. And wait in line. And pout some more. You pout FURIOUSLY. The orc in front of you, of course, doesn’t see you behind his big meaty wall of back flesh, and thus you’re basically pouting at a leathery wall. This goes on for another two hours, which is NOT what the magic floating parchment told you.

As the line whittles down and various parties leave the queue, you make your way up to the quest board to find-.. two quests remain. One is a village nearby asking for help killing a boar that’s been eating chickens and trampling crops. The other is requesting help in dealing with a small goblin hovel justs outside Wilstown and ensuring they don’t grow too large.

This shit SUCKS. Where the fuck are all the DEMON QUESTS?!?!?!?!

>What do you do?

>>3687718
Make your own quest, walk in a random direction and don't stop.

>>3687718
>Go goblin slaying

>>3687718
kill the boar, if you go for the goblins you'll end up with a stick in your eye and a dick in your ass goblin slayer style

>>3687735
Good point ....let's go goblin slaying

>>3687718
>Go for boar, you can eat it unlike like goblins.......goblins probably taste like piss and grabage.

>>3687759
garbage*
oops

>>3687718
>Go for the boar.
>You need a mount.

>>3687838
It better know how to drift

Is the QM alright? Does they need a hug?

>>3687718
Abandon ship, return to minecraft.

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Take my hand, OP. Together, we can crush the normies. You just have to trust me.

>>3688378
"Why yes, I do avoid reading hikikimori quest, how could you tell?"

>>3688378
oh god, i wanna be crushed by his mighty hands.
N-no h-homo...

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>>3687838
>>3687759
>>3687735

>Go for boar, you can eat it unlike like goblins.......goblins probably taste like piss and grabage.
>Go for the boar.
>You need a mount.

You decide to go for the boar. Ripping the notice off of the quest board, it appears to be in a town a short twenty minute walk out from Wilstown, over in Nerv. It’d be more apt to call Nerv a loose collection of cottages, farmland, and livestock than a town - a few shanty shacks on the outer edges of the Wild Lands.

You bring the sheet of parchment up to the counter and slap it onto the desk of the guild girl. You’re barely taller than the counter surface. “Boar quest.” You respond gruffly as a hardened adventurer would except that you’re a 5’3” fledgling teenager.
The guild girl leans over the counter, her voice soft and sweet. “I-I’m sorry, honey, is your dad around..?” She smiles. “Did he leave you here..?”
“My name is Lavrentiy. I’m applying to be an adventurer, GUILD WENCH.” You snap, slapping the boar quest onto her counter yet again. It might’ve sounded aggressively rude from an older knight or barbarian type adventurer, but you look like a small girl, so it’d be more fitting to compare you to a yapping puppy. “And I WANT to TAKE the BOAR QUEST.”
“Oh. I’m sorry, sweetie, but there’s an eighteen year old age limi-..” Her words die in her throat as you flash your birth certificate - a document stamped with the ink of the king’s census bureau denoting you as an EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD MAN as of today. “O-oh. My mistake.” The guild girl clears her throat.

After receiving your OFFICIAL Archical Adventuring Guild tag marking off your name, LAVRENTIY, NOT LAURA, your class, FIGHTER, and your current rank in the guild - PORCELAIN - and of course, doing the paperwork, which took up another hour - you are now an OFFICIAL ADVENTURER.

>Head straight to Nerv to hunt down that boar and save those dumb villagers.
>Visit the adventuring equipment shop co-op in the guild to purchase something to help you. You have.. four copper coins, which could probably buy maybe some rope or a candle.
>Write-In.

>>3689132
>>Write-In.
Flirt with this SLUT.
What could POSSIBLY can go wrong?

>>3689132
>Visit the adventuring equipment shop co-op in the guild to purchase something to help you. You have.. four copper coins, which could probably buy maybe some rope or a candle.

>>3689132
>Head straight to Nerv to hunt down that boar and save those dumb villagers.
>Mercifully forgive the bar wench's ignorance

>>3689136
+1, need extra rope to wrangle boar or to help drag the carcass back.

>>3689132
How do you pronounce lavrentiy?
>Head straight to Nerv to hunt down that boar and save those dumb villagers.

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>>3689136
>>3689151

>Visit the adventuring equipment shop co-op in the guild to purchase something to help you. You have.. four copper coins, which could probably buy maybe some rope or a candle.

You don’t bother to bid the GUILD WENCH adieu before dipping into the co-op built into the guild branch. The interior of the shop smells like old cheese and wine, musty books and wrought steel. You see a MASSIVE dwarf sitting at the corner, thumbing through a dusty old tome and spilling crumbs from his sandwich everywhere. He catches sight of you as you trot through the entrance.

“Oh. Halfling? Y’need any lockpicking tools?” The dwarf doesn’t bother glancing up from his book, scratching crumbs free of his tangled scarlet beard. “We got a sale on some enchanted trap detecto-”
“NOT A HALFLING. HUMAN.” You pout loudly, stamping your foot on the wooden floor.
“Mmmmm. Right. Of course. Y’looking for your dad, little girl?” The dwarf asks again through a hunk of cheese and beef.
You storm up to the counter - you have to stand on a nearby stool to do so - and slap your hand on the dwarf’s book. “My name is LAVRENTIY. I am 18 YEARS OLD. I am an ADVENTURER. I am a BOY.” You scowl. “I want to see your wares.”
“Right, right.” The dwarf sleepily responds, picking up your hand with two fingers and removing it from the thin pages. He stumbles over to the shelves behind him and begins to thumb through the selection.

Good thing you came. The co-op provides all first time adventurer’s with a kit to ideally prevent you from dying - it comes with a bundle of rope, a torch to light, a bare-bones tin ration of packed beef and water, some pieces of chalk, and a blanket. It’s a decent survival kit and could help for longer adventures.

With your four copper coins, you can buy:
1 cp. - 1 lb. of rice.
2 cp - 1 live chicken.
2 cp - 1 lb. of flour.
4 cp - 1 length of rope - 25 ft./7.5 m
>What do you buy?

>>3689188
>1 length of rope

>>3689188
>>3689206
+1 to rope. There's no problem that can't be solved with enough rope.

>>3689188
One Live Chicken. A Companion for your lonely journey.

>>3689252
this. We need cute companion! Someone who more dumb...i mean, more BRAVE than we are!

>>3689206
>>3689211
Noose time

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>>3689206
>>3689211
>>3689271

>1 length of rope
>Noose time

“Rope.” You respond gruffly and coolly. You try to lean on the counter, but because you’re standing on a stool, it looks kind of lame.
“Right-o.” The dwarf mutters, grabbing a thick braided bundle and slapping it onto the tabletop in front of you.

You now have 0 COPPER COINS.

You begin the walk to Nerv, passing by numerous passing parties and wanderers. You manage to avoid wandering Beasts and Monsters in the Great Wild well enough - despite your red cloak, your stature allows you to hide down in the tall grass and mask your shape easily. You came dangerously close to a slime attack once while ducking, but you survived the twenty minute walk well enough. Any inner kingdom softie would balk at the thought of living out here, but you’re all too used to this kind of caution when living on the boundaries of civilized society,

You see Nerv in the distance - a loose collection of wood and brick in the vague shape of buildings. You see a rock pillar relatively close to the town as well, an irregular tower of stone lapping at the clouds. It’s rather close to the town. Obstructions in the Wild aren’t uncommon - trees, boulders, pillars loosely scattered about in sets of ones or twos, dotting the great and all encompassing plains.

>Head to Nerv. Question villagers regarding the boar.
>Examine the rock pillar.
>Write-In.

>>3689300
>>Examine the rock pillar.

>>3689300
forget the rock pillar, nature is GAY. The oinly people who like nature are NERDS who cant handle how KICK ASS technology is.

Ask the locals about the boar or like whatever.

>>3689300
>Examine the rock pillar.

>>3689300
Become the rock pillar

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>>3689320
>>3689323

>Examine the rock pillar.

You examine the stone pillar. It’s rough hewn, worn by brine from a long gone sea. The rock is craggy and uneven, and a shoddily crafted wood ladder leads to the top of the pillar. You wouldn’t trust your life on that ladder. It looks to have been here for as long as Nerv has, likely set up for sentries to warn the village of oncoming monster raids, but it’s barely seen usage since then.

The pillar is flat on all edges save for a single tunnel at the base leading deeper into the earth. The cave is enshrouded in darkness and it’s difficult to see too deeply into it. The entrance to the hole is littered with gore, bloody meat that’s stewed in the beating sun for far too long and has made the cave entrance rancid. It’s almost difficult to breathe in the sluice of stink. Spatters of dried, rust-colored liquid stain the entrance walls.

>What do you do?

>>3689430
kick the wall near the entrance with your foot a few times and demand whoever is inside the cave to come out so you can shoot him.

>>3689430
>>3689438
Use the rope to trip whatever comes out when we make noise

>>3689430
>Yell into the cave and hear if there's an echo

>>3689430
>>3689438
>>3689462
>Set up rope trap, kick the wall a few times, get ready to shoot whatever comes out and trips

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>>3689468
>>3689467
>>3689462
>>3689438

>kick the wall near the entrance with your foot a few times and demand whoever is inside the cave to come out so you can shoot him.
>Set up rope trap, kick the wall a few times, get ready to shoot whatever comes out and trips

You remove your freshly bought bundle of rope, tying each end around two stone projections from the ground and looping them about several times - giving the rope a few good kicks for measure. It’s sturdy and braided well. You’re glad that Elf Dad taught you how to tie knots. You then back up a little and kick the stone wall of the cave a few times.

“HEY. HEY!” You shout into the void. “.. I’M WAITING, NERD!”

It doesn’t echo, so it’s not too deep. You do hear shuffling in the cave, however - snorting and hissing sounds escaping from the darkness. Two glowing red lights slowly lurch forward in the pit and a beast begins to stumble forth. It’s an impressive, lurching wall of scarlet fur and exposed bone - a meaty behemoth that easily stands tall above you. It steps forward cautiously at first before releasing a horrible whine and breaking out into a sprint in your direction.

The monstrous pig looks to be about the size of a horse cot and capable of swallowing several horses. A plate of bone lined with sharp ridges and extrusions masks it’s face, and thin trails of steam escape from it’s nostrils. A symbol is engraved into its forehead, and one that you’d remember - it’s a demon lord symbol, used by archfiends to denote members of their army. This demon boar is a part of Asmodeia’s band of demons, the kind that slaughtered your town.

You load your crossbow to SHOOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER - sure enough, it trips and it’s momentum carries it sliding out of the cave entrance and dragging out hunks of grass and dirt from the plains as it tumbles to a stop. You don’t have a good shot from where it landed - you’re staring at it’s back, the spine ridge covered in bone. It’s currently trying to stand up and is shaking off dirt.

>Fucking! Shoot it! [Roll a 1d20. Best of 3.]
>Pull out your vorpal dagger. Go for the stab - but it puts you at risk of getting caught. [Roll a 1d20. Best of 3.]
>Write-In.

>>3689520
>>Fucking! Shoot it!
Can we roll now?

>>3689529
You can roll now. I'll go with the first choice that gets to 3 rolls and the highest of those 3.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3689520
>Fucking! Shoot it!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3689520
>>Fucking! Shoot it!
>>3689538
ok
>>3689536
Your game is WEAK. Here, let me show you how to ROLL

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3689529
cool

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3689520
>Fucking! Shoot it! [Roll a 1d20. Best of 3.]
remember to aim

>>3689548
aiming is for nerds

>>3689520
Is that a kanji?

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>>3689547
>Rolled 16 (1d20)

You take a deep breath, steady your hands, and fire - the crossbow releasing a quiet thwick as the arrow finds its mark in the boar’s hide. The flint digs into the boar’s thick flesh and hangs loosely from its side - you did some damage, certainly, but not a killing blow. It lets loose an angered howl. Blood seeps from the wound as the boar alters position, curving it’s behemoth body and facing it’s head toward you and it’s face low, leaving just the skull ridge. It’s impossible to get a good shot from how it’s positioned, and it’s beginning to quickly barrel toward you.

>Oh fuck what do you do?

>>3689597
BARREL ROLL, QUICK!

>>3689597
>Enter an RE4 QTE section and mash the buttons like crazy until you get the prompt to dodge.

>>3689597
>duck under it and jab it in the stomach

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>>3689616
>>3689645


>BARREL ROLL, QUICK!
>duck under it and jab it in the stomach

You do a totally FUCKING SICK barrel roll and slide under it's stomach - you have a clear shot at it's fleshy, soft stomach from here. You pull your VORPAL DAGGER from your cloak.

>Stab it in the gut. [Roll a 1d20. Best of 3.]

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3689711
Stab the gut.
DO IT NOW

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3689711
>Stab it in the gut.
make sure to keep your mouth closed

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3689711
>Stab it!

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>>3689723
>Rolled 16 (1d20)
>Stab the gut.
>DO IT NOW

You stab the beast in it's gut - holding the dagger in place as the boar's momentum carries it across your knife, slicing it's belly open in a single motion. The boar lurches forward ahead of you, stumbles about in a daze, and collapses on the ground - kicking up dust and pebbles from the tall grass beneath it as it falls, releasing one last howl of pain.

You have SUCCESSFULLY killed the DEMON BOAR!

[99/100 DEMONS LEFT.]

>What do you do?

>>3689783
>cook the meat
>waste not what not
>cool bone armor as well

>>3689783
>Take its head as a trophy and proof of completion.

>>3689827
this

>>3689827
This. We need dat gold and bragging rights.
Also,
>take out a bolt from boar.
>slice some meaty chunks
>exchange them for some FRESH BACON and then proceed to make BACON SANDWICH

>>3689783
>Lick the blood from the dagger like in your ani- I mean, ancient scrolls from the east

>>3689827
>>3689859
>>3689869
these

>>3689827
This, dont forget about the crossbow bolt and your rope.

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>>3689859
>>3689869
>>3689888
>>3690378
>>3689827
>>3689856

>Take its head as a trophy and proof of completion.
>take out a bolt from boar.
>slice some meaty chunks
>exchange them for some FRESH BACON and then proceed to make BACON SANDWICH
>Lick the blood from the dagger like in your ani- I mean, ancient scrolls from the east
>This, dont forget about the crossbow bolt and your rope.

You’d happily take some meat, but-.. the demon boar in front of you is already melting. Upon defeat, fiends tend to not leave a corpse, but melt into a black ichor and return to whatever hellish Abyss they crawled from. The foul goo left behind is essentially liquefied hate. And it has the taste and consistency of rotten milk, so you’d rather not. You can’t exactly profit from demon corpses.

You stare at the black ichor hanging from your Vorpal Dagger and stick your tongue out in disgust. You’ve read ancient books (fiction) about heroes in the east that would lick their blades clean of blood after striking down their opponents before re-sheathing them. You slowly bring the blade to your tongue.

After vomiting up your breakfast into the tall grass for several minutes, you quietly pull your crossbow bolt from the foul muck of the demon remains. The hide damaged the head, but the shaft is still in tact. You’ll have to replace that at home. You examine your rope - it’s worn where the demon tripped, but not too badly. It’s certainly still usable at its current length.

>Head to Nerv to announce that you’ve killed the demon.
>Write-In.

>>3690607
>Inspect the cave

>>3690607
>Go to town first and tell the folk you slain the pig

>>3690607
>Head to Nerv to announce that you’ve killed the demon.
>look at kill count

>>3690607
>>Head to Nerv to announce that you’ve killed the demon.

before someone else takes our glory

>>3690612
also this fuk, almost forgot about loot

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>>3690639
>>3690635
>>3690633
>>3690616
>>3690612

>Inspect the cave
>Head to Nerv to announce that you’ve killed the demon.
>look at kill count

You peer into the cave - although it’s dark and you’re incapable of lighting your torch at the moment, it’s rather shallow and you’re not risking too much in exploring it. Stepping deeper in cautiously, you find yourself stumbling over something hard - giving it a solid kick, you hear some clunking and cracking. You’d guess you’ve come across the demon’s nest, a loose collection of cattle and human bones gathered up to offer a place to rest. You scatter some bones apart and hear glass against rock - you eventually come across a loose rucksack! You bring it into the light. The bottom is stained with unused and shattered potions, the base of the rucksack filled with glass shards, but it still has two healing potions inside that you can use. You tuck them into your own carrying cloth.

[YOU NOW HAVE (2) HEALING POTIONS.)

Heading out to Nerv, it takes a while to actually convince the farmer there that you yourself killed the boar, despite your frustration, but you eventually show the old man your ichor-stained hands, encrusted dagger, and broken bolt. He comes to believe you soon enough and signs off your quest notice as confirmation and apologizes for being unable to reward you more, having already left 20 copper pieces at the guild in exchange for the death of the boar. He does have some of his most recent harvest to offer - but his daughter steps forward from out of her house.

“It’s alright, father.” She places a hand on his shoulder in a breathy tone, eyeing you up. “I can reward him.”


You begin to sweat.

>Oh fuck.
>What do?

>>3690707
say youre tired and could use a place to sleep tonight, perhaps if he has a barn available

>>3690707
>"Just tell me where the boar came from and any other demons are nearby, wench."

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>>3690707
fugg the whore, after killing the boar

>>3690707
>Just ask for a meal, then report back to the guild
I don't trust her for some reason

>>3690707
>have her listen to all our demon hunting stories

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>>3690758
>Just ask for a meal, then report back to the guild
>fugg the whore, after killing the boar

You eat a farmer-made meal at the dinner table. It’s surprisingly good. You eat quietly and quickly, scooping several plates’ worth of food into your mouth.

After the meal, the farmer's daughter leads you up to her room - the cottage is tiny and quaint, comfy and warm. Her own room is decorated sparsely. She smiles at you. “I’ll be.. getting something. Don’t move.” She whispers. The farm wench enters her closet. You stand uncomfortably in the midst of her room, sweating. Oh fuck? You didn’t prepare for this! You prepared for demon hunting! You start looking about her room for an escape route that’s not directly connected to the door before you hear her voice. “I’ll be outside in a moment! Keep your eyes closed.”

You close your eyes. You’re trembling underneath your cloak. You hear her footsteps approaching- oh fugg, is she naked? Oh shit. You feel her wrap her arms around your head- slipping your hood down. Oh shit. Something’s on your head. “You can open your eyes.” She whispers.

You open your eyes. There’s a mirror in front of you. There’s bunny ears on your head. “It’s a hat! It can keep adventurers like you warm during the night.” She smiles. “Isn’t it cute?”

You end up outside of the farm house with the bunny ears still on. This shit is lame.

>Head back to Wilstown’s Guild.
>Write-In.

>>3690837
>Head back to Wilstown’s Guild.
>Keep the ears on, it's surprisingly comfy for your ears

>>3690837
Yay, a birthday present!
>Head back to Wilstown’s Guild.

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>>3690837
>Head back to Wilstown's Guild.
>Keep the ears on, regardless of payment they are your trophy.
>Remember to prepare in case of birds of prey who see us as a DELICIOUS RABBIT.

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>>3690915
>>3690843
>>3690860

>Head back to Wilstown's Guild.
>Keep the ears on, regardless of payment they are your trophy.
>Remember to prepare in case of birds of prey who see us as a DELICIOUS RABBIT.

You begin the venture back to Wilstown. Most of the trip is relatively safe - but much to your surprise, you find a goblin gang patrolling the plains just ahead. It’s surprising. Goblins don’t tend to venture too far from their holes in the morning, so an outcropping this close to a town is an outlier. They haven’t noticed you yet, but your bunny ears certainly aren’t helping your typical stealthy tactics.

>Investigate goblin gang.
>Forgo gang and return home to Wilstown to claim copper.
>Write-In.

>>3690934
>Investigate goblin gang.

>>3690934
>Take off your bunny ears
>Investigate

>>3690934
>Investigate gobs
>Compensate for stealth minus via acting as if a rabbit

>>3690934
leave gobs alone, you are not being paid to kill them but if you leave them alive you may be payed to kill them later.

>>3690982
this

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>>3690941
>>3690947
>>3690949

>Investigate gobs
>Compensate for stealth minus via acting as if a rabbit

You approach the goblin gang cautiously. While your Boots of Elvenkind are certainly aiding you, the silent movement doesn’t help much with two giant bunny ears sticking out from the grass. From where you are, you spot two commons and one hob. The commons are equipped with basic spears, equipped with no armor save for a loincloth. They twitch uneasily in the morning breeze. The largest one is a seven footer, an impressive set of fangs sticking out from his pressed lips. The hob’s equipped with a massive bastard sword - looks more like a hunk of wrought steel than a weapon. He wears a thick leather hide strapped to his chest and a red rag masks his eyes - his nose twitches when you grow near.

One common points you out to the other, nudging it brutishly with his elbow. They lock onto your bunny ears and slowly begin to stalk toward you. You’d presume they don’t recognize you as human quite yet.

>Flee to town.
>Engage.
>Write-In.

>>3691023
>Flee to town.
This fight doesn't put food on the table

>>3691035
this, unless goblin slayer appears out of nowhere we're dead

>>3691023
>Flee to town.
Run away!

>>3691023
>No goblin girls

Yeah just flee

>>3691023
>Flee to town

>>3691023
>>Flee to town

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>>3691070
>>3691057
>>3691045
>>3691041
>>3691035

>Flee to town.

You flee, scurrying against the tall grass and ensuring you stay low. You hear the goblins screeching behind you - one might’ve even flung his spear at you - but you don’t bother turning around and risking it. You keep going and eventually see the roofs of buildings in the distance.

Following showing your confirmed quest order and snatching the loose sack of copper coins from the guild girl, you feel basically wealthy! You could buy, like, 10 chickens! That’s enough to start a chicken farm! The quest board is still bare, but luckily, the goblin slaying quest is hung up. It’s about 2 PM and the goblins should generally be asleep, save for a few sentinels around the cave to keep watch.

>What do you do?

>>3691115
buy some better weapons(what can we buy?) and go for the gobs

>>3691124
+1

>>3691115
>Go back to store

>>3691115
>Give up on this quest, too
>It'll never be good enough
>Turn off your computer
>Go to sleep

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>>3691148
>Give up on this quest, too
>It'll never be good enough
>Turn off your computer
>Go to sleep

You stare straight at your PC, dead-eyed. How long has this been going on..? It’s still dark outside, but a deep blue rather than black. Usually, you like questing. It makes you feel happy. Seeing people actually reading your work - it’s enticing. But for some reason, this isn’t helping. Why don’t you feel fulfilled yet..?

You hear your door creak. You glance to it to see your sister peering in. “.. Catastrovania. It’s 6 AM. Have you been up all morning..?” She asks quietly. You sleepily nod.
“.. That’s alright. You don’t have to go to school today if you don’t want to. I understand.”

>What do you do?

>>3691185
Sleep.

>>3691185
Go to school with that second wind you get when pulling an all nighter then crash at like 1-2 PM

>>3691185
>Lay on bed and reflect untill you fall asleep.

>>3691185
tell your sister that you can sleep together if she can't get any sleep and you can both miss school

>>3691198
Support

>>3691214
Probably not gonna work out well, but screw it, supporting.

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>>3691197
>>3691207
>>3691214
>>3691250

>tell your sister that you can sleep together if she can't get any sleep and you can both miss school
>Lay on bed and reflect untill you fall asleep.

“Fufufu, well~..” You spin around in your revolving chair to face her properly. “If you can’t sleep either, we can both sleep in today! And then we can both skip-”
“No, that’s okay.” She interrupts you, already slowly closing the door. “I already slept. I’ll just do some laundry and clean up the house today, I guess.”

The door shuts, leaving you in your anime postered room with the hum of your PC. You quiet down. You feel immensely sleepy. And this quest isn’t getting the amount of readers you were hoping for. You quietly crawl into bed and don’t bother throwing the blanket over yourself. Instead, you stare up straight ahead at the ceiling and simply wait, allowing yourself to sink into your cotton blanket and pillow. You begin to think about a lot of things of no particular importance.

You awaken to a delicious smell. Blinking, you wipe the drool from your face and slowly pick yourself up from bed. You check your alarm clock. It’s 1 PM. You slept through your Friday. There’s a plate of twice cooked pork and rice sitting at your coffee table. It’s steaming, so it’s still fresh. Looks like Starphase really did take the day off. At least she made sure you had some good food today. Your monitor is turned off, your room is freshly organized, and your laundry appears to have been dried and folded in your closet.

>What do you do?

>>3691264
eat your food, and go thank your sister for it

>>3691264
>Do you have a club today?
>Check your quest
>Go eat

>>3691264
> Contemplate how you can be a better big sister for Starphase
> Maybe make her a gift, or something

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>>3691268
>>3691272
>>3691309

>Do you have a club today?
>Check your quest
>Go eat
> Contemplate how you can be a better big sister for Starphase
> Maybe make her a gift, or something

You’ve been trying to get an Occult Club, but no one actually wants to join. Not that you’ve actually got any friends to ask to join, anyways. The Student Council president is pretty firm on preventing one person from starting a club without anyone actually showing interest. Which is LAME.

You check your quest. No one’s posted any responses since the few from last night. I-it’s because you just happened to post at a bad time, of course. It’s not actually signifying any worrying trend. You can’t help but look at the other passing quests with a bit of jealousy.

Sitting down, you begin to eat. Starphase’s cooking is UNRIVALED, but you can’t help but feel a little guilty that you made her stay home from school today, especially since her own grades have begun to suffer balancing schoolwork with taking care of you. You use your phone while eating. No one texts you. You finish the meal quickly.

>What do you do?

>>3691429
bounce between qst, twitter, and discord for a few hours then say some gay shit in the qtg anonymously just for attention

>>3691429
oh, i know! we can HELP our little sis with homework!
Or, even better, we can go out a do groceries! Our sis would be proud!

>>3691429
>get back to your PC, make a draft of more notes and ideas for your quest.

>ponder on our situation as we eat our brunch

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>>3691476
>>3691498

>bounce between qst, twitter, and discord for a few hours then say some gay shit in the qtg anonymously just for attention

You could help your sister with her homework, or head out to grab groceries- but you’re the kind of person to idle on virtuous goals for hours rather than actually doing them. Rather, you return to the familiar comfort of your COMPUTER CHAIR and stare at the screen glassy-eyed for several hours, clicking between the board, twitter, and discord for hours on end and then saying some gay shit in the welcome anonymity of the qtg. The board is as dead as ever. Your twitter followers are insignificant and middling despite your efforts. You lurk in discord and watch as meaningless conversations scroll by.

You open up a Google Doc and stare at it. The blank document is an all too familiar sight for you. It occurs that you don’t even have a proper name for your quest yet, much less ideas that you didn’t come up with on the spot.

>Draft some notes and ideas for your quest.

>>3691569
>stare at the blank screen for several hours, empty-headed.
>remember when its all gone so terribly, terribly WRONG...

>”Well, it all started when I was born at 6 years old...”
>cue flashback

>>3691569
Ditch Google Docs and get a proper notetaking program. Docs is terrible. How are you supposed to find anything later?

At least use OneNote, or better Cherrytree (free) or Evernote (better with subscription but it's not like you need your NEETbux, right?).

>>3691614
And then once you've switched, start making categories. Start big: plot, setting, characters, mechanics. Add subcategories as you need them. Ideas come much easier when there's a place to put them, and you'll feel much better if you're accomplishing something (no matter how tiny).

Write down ideas as you have them. Consider a section for "Undeveloped Ideas" where you can put everything you think of and then sort them out later.

Turn autosave on in the settings if you go with Cherrytree so you don't lose stuff.

>>3691621
>>3691614
nah, too much work. lets, just watch anime instead.

>>3691671
A new anime, or something we've already watched before?

>>3691674
something new, i guess. maybe this will get us new ideas.

>>3691614
Yeah
Use something good like Notepad++ instead
That's the real quest writing program!
>>3691569
>It's about cute bunny girls
>And tentacles

>>3691569
>realize that your little sister is actually you
>do your own homework

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>>3691705
>>realize that your little sister is actually you

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>>3691590
>>3691671
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>>3691680

>stare at the blank screen for several hours, empty-headed.
>remember when its all gone so terribly, terribly WRONG…
>nah, too much work. lets, just watch anime instead.

You sit there and stare at the blank screen for quite a while, utterly empty headed. Nothing’s coming to mind in particular, but are you even trying, anyways? You try to remember a time before you were like this. You liked writing even in middle-school, but it was kind of a slow descent into becoming the you that you are now. You used to have some friends from middle-school, but they drifted away after you dropped out of Banshu High and moved. You started wearing the lolita dresses and cat ears when you figured that people would like being with you more if you did. Considering your personality flaws and shortcomings is far too much to do right now.

You consider investing in another note program that would supplement your writing, but even then, that’s WAY too much effort for someone of your constitution. Rather, you instead browse the anime that’s airing this season-.. not a lot of great picks and a lot of isekai JUNK. Shit. You’re doing absolutely nothing right now. You wonder what other GIRLS in your class are doing. Friday evenings are popular for kids your age, right? Probably karaoke and shit. A bunch of NORMIES. Getting drunk and fucking and whatever. A bunch of HARLOTS. But you- you’re PURE. You’re the quiet and bookish type that boys love. Definitely. Absolutely. And flat girls are totally in.

You sit in your quiet, dim room. You refresh /qst/ for the second time in the last ten second.

>Stop procrastinating AND WORK ON YOUR QUEST.
>Write-In.

>>3691722
>Contemplate other boards for a minute
>Inevitably go back to /qst/

>>3691722
>Realize that seasonals are shit anyway
>Watch high quality old anime instead

>>3691569
Okay, I'm actually gonna flex my 'tism. ESL warning:
Fantasy setting, Dark Ages period.
The region is highlands - lots of hills / a mountain ridge in the area (just rip off a map of Caucasus or other Central Asia region).
People that populate this region are isolationist highlanders that are organised in Clans (so stereotypes of Scottish, Scandinavian and Central Asian people should apply).
The magic exists - it's inherent to the people of the region only. They must perform a ritual dance in order to enchant things - magical items and weapons, processing of food and materials, alchemical potion-making by dancing around the cauldron, etc. The most important thing about magic here - golems exist. Thry are made out of wood, stone, metal, packed dirt and other stuff, can take any shapes or forms - small as a doll or big as a colossus. But! - they must always be powered by a ritual dance! And the bigger the golem - the more people there have to be dancing (usually a round dance, just take some inspiration from summer solstice celebration dances of people from northern regions - Scandinavians, Slavs, Siberians).
Because of the Highland setting, settlements are self-sufficient, isolationistic and extremely territorial. So in order to deal with disputes among the feuding Clans a ritual combat was introduced: each Clan brings their giant battle-golem (1), and they duke it out in a location that was made specifically for these battles. The battle-golems (name pending) are controlled by a 'pilot' - the person that stands in the center of the ritual dance 'circle'. The formation of the dancers doesn't actually have to be round in shape, it's just to preserve the energy of those who perform the dance. In fact, they can boost golem's performance by adding various moves and changing the shape of formation, but they risk messing up the ritual with their fancy moves. This shit can use dice mechanics.
Since each Clan is reclusive from others, they have their own flare of culture and this reflects on their clothings, dances, types of enchantments for their items, materials from which the golems are made of and stylized decorations, like wood carvings or stone sculpting. Glacial golems made from enchanted ice that is more durable than steel and can be shaped in any forms by the Clan of the Snowy Peak, vergrown Tree-golems that grapple with their twigs, armor made of cast iron, fancy enchanted tapestries that are hanging from golem that buff it without dancing, etc.

>>3691759
The MC is a member of the minor clan of sheep herders on the outskirts of the region, not far from the Flatlands. The plot kicks off when a Flatlander conquerers start raiding the settlements - since the Highlander Clans became too reliant on Ritual Golem Battles, so they kinda suck in conventional warfare and start losing badly. The Flatlanders have no magic and are lead by an ambitious warlord. His goal can be whatever - earning a title for conquering lands, enslaving Highlanders for their magic, religious crusade against infidels, bandit warband from a region that suffers from overpopulation and famine, or combination of this things. In other words - there's no way to convince the invaders to leave peacefully.
So, in order to save his home, MC has to form a coalition of Clans to fight the invaders. But because the Highlanders are ignorant prideful isolationists that value their independence too much, they won't simply agree to join forces and MC has to settle things through Golem Battles. The minor Clans are just here to provide some early simple challanges, but the Major Clans are constantly rivaling each other and create a lot of drama (like bullying for land and resources or enforcing their rules and trade policies on their neighbours), plus the people really don't see much benefit in unification.

tl;dr it is medieval fantasy mecha battles with golems, dancing and gibberish accents. MC is on a quest to unite the region to fight the invaders and has to do a lot of traveling. Golems are moddable.


oh fucking goddammit im late with this shit so sorry

>>3691722
>Stop procrastinating AND WORK ON YOUR QUEST.

I mean you OP, stop it.

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>>3691732

>Contemplate other boards for a minute
>Inevitably go back to /qst/
>Stop procrastinating AND WORK ON YOUR QUEST.

You contemplate other boards. What? Shitpost on /v/? Lurk on /x/ for amusement? You inevitably return to /qst/. You catch sight of your quest. Still no new posts. You can’t say you’d expected anything else. Might as well dredge up a response for your 3 readers.

>>3691140
>>3691132
>>3691124
>buy some better weapons(what can we buy?) and go for the gobs

Heading down to the shop, you examine some of the goods available to you: With 20 copper coins, equivalent two two silvers, you could buy-..

A club. A bludgeoning weapon of about two pounds in weight. Those farmers must’ve been extraordinarily poor to not hack up the kind of money a DEMON should earn. You’re not a particularly big fan of clubs - the fact that you need both arms on it to use it effectively is kind of a turn off. For someone of your constitution, daggers and short swords are generally ideal, but the cheapest looking decent weapons seem to be going for gold pieces.

Luckily, the goblin slaying quest is guild sponsored due to its proximity to Wilstown and offers up ONE gold coin, which is like.. 100 copper pieces! Five times what you currently have.

>What do you do?

>>3692006
>Take up the goblin quest

>>3692043
this.

>>3692043
This.

Also, while we wait for responses go to the store and buy snacks.

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>>3692070

You briefly consider getting snacks, but-.. Starphase might get mad, especially as of late. She snapped at you last time when you went out late at night to grab some Neapolitan and told you she'd made food at home. You don't wanna stress her out even more.

>>3692043
>>3692045

>Take up the goblin quest

You begin the trek to the goblin hovel as marked per the quest note. It’s surprisingly close to Wilstown for a den- typically, they stick farther to the outer bounds of towns to prevent notice from adventurers. It’s a short five minute walk from the main square. As you wade through the tall grass, you locate the base in the distance. It’s hardly hidden - a tiny raised mound of dirt held up by the shafts of small trees and debris from town raids. Even someone of your stature would have to crawl to get inside. Typically, goblins prefer natural caves to hide in, so a purely goblin-made ditch of this variety is uncommon.

Luckily, the fact that the goblin den is unnatural means it likely lacks winding tunnels and simply leads into a main den. Tunnels in goblin dens are how adventurers get shanked and raped. You keep a close gaze on the hovel. A single dozing goblin sentry stands outside holding a thin rod. You’d guess a spear. Doesn’t look too dangerous, but goblins are particularly tricky with a penchant for playing dirty and dipping their weapons into shit to infect wounds. They’re easy to kill, but are still monsters and aren’t to be underestimated.

>What do you do?

>>3692101
>start a fire at the beginning of the tunnel and smoke them out

>>3692101
>shoot the guard from afar

>>3692118
supporting

>>3692118
>>3692122
>shoot the guard from afar

You load a bolt into your crossbow. One of the fresh ones.

>Roll a 1d20 to land a shot on the goblin lying at his base. Best of 3.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3692128
Death to goblin kind!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3692128
I hope having an elf dad increases accuracy

>>3692128
>cry becuase there hasnt been another anon post in 30 minutes

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3692128
Yeee

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>>3692148
>>3692133

>Roll a 1d20 to land a shot on the goblin lying at his base. Best of 3.
>Rolled 16 (1d20)

You land a shot into the side of the goblin's head with a satisfyingly meaty thwunk. The spear in the goblin's head falls to the tall grass beneath it. You approach cautiously.

The common’s corpse is bare, lacking in protection or any other weaponry. Seems like he was mostly set up to alarm the goblins of oncoming attackers. The spear he had equipped looks more akin to a toy than a weapon - a hunk of lightly sharpened stone strapped to a long stick with some wire, a far cry from the more elegant spears you caught sight of in the shop earlier. This thing looks like it’d fall apart after a few good jabs.

With access to the mound now, you get on all fours and peer into the hole. You catch sight of a small, dug out little flat with wooden planks set up to reinforce the walls and ceiling. Spattered blood coats the support planks. Goblins lie scattered around the ditch, curled up in a restless sleep with their weapons tucked under their arms. The scene is lit in the hazy blue glow of a jar of Glowcap Mushrooms. A single goblin is sitting up, his eyes droopy and lying against a flat reinforced wall, a horn in his hand.

Currently, you’re armored with your Boots of Elvenkind, completely muting your footsteps. As for weaponry, you’ve got your VORPAL DAGGER and a CROSSBOW. Adventuring equipment includes your two healing potions, rations, chalk, and a good few bundles of rope.

>What do you do?

>>3692359
Lighr a fire under the hut and smoke em to death

>>3692359
>Take his spear for good measure, light the hut up, and hide somewhere to shoot the first thing that runs outside.

>>3692359
>go inside the warren

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>>3692369

>Lighr a fire under the hut and smoke em to death
>Take his spear for good measure, light the hut up, and hide somewhere to shoot the first thing that runs outside.

You grab the goblin’s light spear, tucking it under your arm just in case, and scavenge the surroundings of the hovel for loose, dry twigs and greenery. You eventually bundle them together and grab one of your three bolts and your vorpal dagger, striking at the head of your bolt until a loose spark flies and embers begin to glow just outside of the hovel entrance. You blow at it and gingerly poke the growing flame with a twig, ensuring that the sleepy goblin inside is unaware of your actions.

The flame reaches its max height. The wind is blowing the smoke in the wrong direction. This is a problem for you.

>What do you do?

>>3692424
>Make another fire

>>3692424
Silly girl your supposed to make the fire in the hut entrance not outside it. See if you can cover the fire so it can only go into the hut.

>>3692437
this

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>>3692437
>>3692469
>Silly girl your supposed to make the fire in the hut entrance not outside it. See if you can cover the fire so it can only go into the hut.

Coming across two sturdy twigs, you set them in the plains on both ends of the campfire and empty out your rucksack right next to the fire - setting up an effective screen for the smoke. Gradually, a thick black plume begins to fill the hovel and gradually leak out from the single entrance. The one goblin on guard must’ve succumbed to the smoke pretty quickly, because you hear no horn blare in alarm. It’s a good thing the hovel was small.

After about half an hour, you stamp out the fire and remove your rucksack, shaking it free of cinders and allowing the hovel to allow what little smoke remains to leak out. The inside of the den is now quiet.

>What do you do?