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>>3661905

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>Previously on PKMN (RED/BLUE) Quest:
We finished up Saffron after losing Oberon but gaining the power of [VENGEANCE]. Beat Saffron gym and revived our friend the psychic chuunibyou Joyous Splendiferous Nurseorum. We also formed a permenant psychic bond with her!
We’ve now ventured into the Safari Zone, while a [MYSTERIOUS FIGURE] picks up the pieces of a life the believe to be their own.
Does any of that make sense? Who cares?! Let’s catch some Pokeymans.
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>>3674447
first
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>Omelette
You try to make an omelette out of the Eggecute, but you just end up frying them.
What? Mom always did all of the cooking.
Oh well, what do with the fried eggs?

>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Eat eggs
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3674454
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3674454
>Throw Safari Ball
Looks like this battle will be over easy
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3674454
>Throw Safari Ball
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3674454
>Throw Safari ball.
>Cry because Chef Ransaim critic our egg so undercooked that it can still be put in a incubator!
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>>3674454
>Eat
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>Throw Safari Ball
You roll bad, but you fried the damn thing so how hard could it be?

ANYWAY, you’re in Zone 2 of the Safari Zone.
There’s a rest house and a way out to the north west. And of course, there’s wild POKEMON to look for.
What do?
>Heat Northwest
>Rest House
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3674481
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
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>>3674481
Look for them mons
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3674481
>Look for PKMN
REVEAL YOUR SECRETS GRASS
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3674481
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
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>>3674503
Oh shit, bitch! It’s Kangaskhan!
She’s one big, bad mama!

What do?

>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock (1D10)
>Throw Bait (1D10)
>Write in
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>>3674517
A mama huh? Hit her with the GODHAND
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>>3674517
>Give a friendly wave
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>>3674517
>Use [OEDIPUS] levels to distract Kangaskhan
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3674517
>Throw Rock (1D10)
Aim for the child
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3674517
>Throw the Eggs at her.
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>>3674538
support
lol
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>>3674538
You flex your near critical [OEDIPUS] Level at the Kangaskhan. She is surprisingly responsive to your lust for moms.
She looks... quite distracted. Ew.

What do?
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock
>Bait
>Write in
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>>3674530
This
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3674564
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3674564
>>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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>>3674573
Well that overrides whatever I had in mind
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>>3674574
>>3674577

that to
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3674564
>>3674574
>Throw Safari Ball
God damn it Anon
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>>3674580
Dang, fuck my fingers
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you guys good with putting Kangaskhan on the team?
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>>3674587
Might as well

Could be a hoot
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>>3674564
>She is surprisingly responsive to your lust for moms.
Translation:
>"Ara ara, you sure you'd be fine with an old Pokemon like me?"
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>>3674573
>>3674574
>>3674582

What a roller coaster.
You catch the Kanghaskhan! They’re transferred to Box 1, along with the eggs.
Your [OEDIPUS] level is now critical. The next time you see Mom, it might be a problem.
Joyous sees your thoughts and is rightfully disgusted.
“Red... you need therapy.”

(Quick correction, we are in ‘area 1’ of the Safai zone.)

What do?

>Look for more pokes (Roll 1D100)
>Rest House
>Northwest to Area 2
>Write in
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>>3674603
>Northwest to Area 2
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>>3674603
>Northwest to Area 2
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Kangaskhan also makes me wonder what Dream thinks of us.
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>>3674603
>>ask joy if she knows any
/
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>>3674603
>Northwest to Area 2
More exploring
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>Area 2
Oh boy, more grass. The signage does also show that there are some pretty rare pokemon here, but only if you roll really, really well.
There’s another rest house, and an exit waaaay to the south west to Area 3. You feel like Area 3 might have a thing or two that you really need.
What do?
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Rest House
>Area 3
>Write in
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>>3674641
TRAINING TIME
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>>3674641
>Area 3
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>>3674641
>Area 3
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Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3674641
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Come on bugs.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3674641
Look for some more mons, cause we gotta catch em
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3674641
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3674641
>Mons
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>>3674658
>>3674659
>>3674660
It’s a Nidarino! neat.
What do?

>Throw Pokeball (roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock
>Throw Bait
>Write in
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No one realises the hurt we are putting poor joyous through with our horrid inner sanctum

Or in other terms, how fucked we are on the inside
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3674678
Rad+Seduce
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3674678
>Use Dream to seduce him with his [Odipeus Complex].
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3674678
Also pokeball
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3674678
>Throw Safari Ball

>>3674679
She got a free trial, she knew what she was getting into
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>>3674681
that was suppose to say red
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>>3674681
Not this agay...
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>>3674689
While I agree, I can only hope she can find a way to save ourselves in the midst of our almost completely fucked over psyche
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>>3674693
Sucks, now we have to find a guy named Rad, fag.
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>>3674695
I feel you
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>>3674695
>>3674702
seduce the pokemon you know you want to
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>>3674681
Wonder how this'll go?
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>>3674709
No, you asked for Rad, not Red, and you're gonna find Rad.
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>>3674712
red "the rad" used seduce
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>>3674681
>Rad Seduce
You decide to seduce the Nidarino with the radness of your Aviators. You didn’t forget those now, did you?

The Nidarino is suitably impressed with your RADNESS, and you manage to avoid being a [FUCKING FURRY] once again.

The Nidarino seems distracted enough to catch...
What do?
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Rock
>Bait
>Write in
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>>3674681
Man, that's some good bait you threw!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3674720
Radical.
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3674720
Nice save!
>Throw Safari Ball
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3674720
>Safari ball
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3674720
>Throw Safari Ball
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3674720
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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>>3674727
Uh oh, that's a lame roll.
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Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d10)

>>3674720
Safari ball
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>>3674730
I want to sudoku myself.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3674720
>>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
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>>3674731
I did dumb

But either way it's a 2 so no go on the saving of the roll
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>>3674731
>>3674727
>>3674724
I don't think this is getting us a nidorino
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>>3674738
Yeah it was a Longshot
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>>3674727
The Nidarino kicks the ball right back in your fucking face, breaking your Aviators!
FUCK!
Nidarino Flees!
FUCK!
GOD. DAMNIT. OW.

What do?
>Look for more PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Rest House
>Area 3
>Write in
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>>3674753
>Area 3
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>>3674753
>Area 3
what are the rules of rolling anyways?
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>>3674753
>Rest House
Our pride. It's gone.
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>>3674760
Agreed
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>>3674759
Roll. The QM tends to go for trends if a lot of people roll consistently one way or the other. Otherwise it's natural 1's and 10's.
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>>3674759
It varies. Often I'll just average the first few rolls, but if there is a critical failure (1) or critical pass (10) I'll usually pick those instead, because the dramatic results are more fun.
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>>3674753
>Rest House
>>
>Rest House
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>>3674753
>>Area 3
>>
>Area 3
Ahhh, the final area. Perhaps there are some REALLY rare pokemon here. Perhaps?
There’s definitely a house that isn’t on any of the Safari Zone maps, that’s probably worth checking out.
What do?
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Secret House
>Write in
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>>3674891
>>Secret House
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3674891
>Look for PKMN
oh boy
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3674891
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3674891
>>Look for PKMN in the Secret House (Roll 1D100)
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3674891
>Pokémon
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>Secret House
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3674891
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
BATTLE
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>looking for Pokemon
>while we're on a limit
ISHYGDDT

>>3674891
>Secret House
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>>3674891
>Secret House
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>Look for PKMN
No bull, it’s a Tauros!

What do?
>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock
>Throw Bait
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3675009
>Wrassle 'im
YEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>3675009

>Throw bait
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>>3675012
I dun goofed.
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>>3675009
>>Throw Bait
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3675009
>Ride
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>>3675012
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Guys, I rolled a 1. The best thing you can do right now is try to save.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>we bullriding now
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3675009
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3675009
i roll to save
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Hope it just launches us instead of anything else.
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>>3675012
>wrassle
Oh. that’s not good. You don’t remember having a horn there before.

The tauros whips you back and forth mercilessly before tossing your sorry ass to the ground. You wonder where all of this blood came from.

What do?

>Stumble to Secret House
>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)
>A nap sounds good right about now
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3675051
Oof...
>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)
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>>3675051
>>Stumble to Secret House
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>>3675051
>secret house
>no sleepy yet
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3675051
>Try to patch it up yourself
we got fucking donutted
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Okay, let's stop rolling for a while.
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>>3675051
>Use our goo to reform over the hole
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3675051
>>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)
you fucking tards
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3675051
>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)
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No, seriously, stop rolling before we get a 1. We got an 8, that's patently "good enough".
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>>3675051
>Stumble to Secret House
>>
Holy shit what the fuck just happened
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>>3675125
We messed up. We messed up so bad.
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>>3675125
i think we are crippled
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>>3675064
Our goo is red and gushing out at an alarming rate. We hold no control over it.

>Try to Patch it up
It’s too bad we didn’t get our [MEDICAL] Skill up while we still could. You try stuffing a bunch of dirty and grass into the hole. It feels a bit better, but then so does everything. Because you can’t really feel... anything.

You fall face first into the dirt and pass out.

Just before you go, you see a shadowing figure approach. It grabs you by the ankle and starts dragging you away....

What do?

>Wake up
>Sleeeeeeeep
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Document this so that we can sue the safari zone for all their pokemon because they forced a child to enter without any defenses against rampaging wild dangers
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>>3675065

I wanted to give it bait.
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>>3675172

Sleeeeeep
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>>3675172
>Wake up
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>>3675172
>Wake up
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>>3675172
>Sleeeeeeeep
i cant believe we are fucking crippled might as well see where this goes
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>>3675172
>Wake up
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>>3675172
>>Wake up
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>Wake
You wake up. You feel like absolute dogshit! Your head is pounding and your whole general torso area feels like it’s on fire. Fortunately it looks like somebody bandaged you up, but who knows what is going on with your organs.

You’re greeted by some old pervert in a safari hat.
Fuck you old dude.

“Oh good, you’re alive! Please, Please don’t sue us. The Tauros are supposed to be tranquilized! Hell, you’d have to roll a 1 or something to get gored like that. Nobody is THAT much of an IDIOT, right?”
...
“ermm... anyway. I want you to have this.. it’s HM03, Surf! Now you can ride your favorite water pokemon wherever you want on the water!”

What do?
>Say thanks and leave
>Push for more stuff
>Vomit
>Write in
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>>3675220
>Thank him and "You got a computer around here?"
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>>3675220
>Try to find Secret House
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>>3675220
>Vomit
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>>3675220
>Say thanks and leave
that was embarrassing
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>>3675220
>Ask ‘did I look... normal... to you? Ive has this suspicion for a while that something’s not right with my physiology.
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>>3675220
>More stuff
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>>3675220
>Vomit
>>
Actually,
>more stuff
Isn't there something else we need from here?
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>>3675266
A tauros
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>>3675220
>Say thanks
>Vomit
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>>3675220
>>Push for more stuff
>>3675266
The Gold Teeth? Do we really need more HMs we aren't going to use?
>>
>Vomit
you do that.

“Oh God... hey, why don’t you take this as well...”
The Safari guy hands you [GOLD TEETH].
“Those will sell for a lot of cash, or I’m sure someone is willing to give up something precious for them... please don’t sue. Have a nice day!”

Fucking asshole. You’re just about ready to get out of here. But you wonder what happened to the pokemon that dragged you here. It seemed REALLY cool. Like perhaps the coolest. If only you could have one on your team someday...

Oh well. Your time is about up in the safari zone and you need to find a new shirt.

What do?

>Exit Safari Zone
>Write in
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3675297
>Get one last Pokemon one the way back
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>>3675297
>Exit
>ask Joyous if she saw that cool Pokémon
>>
>>3675297

>Find a Scyther or a Pinsir
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>>3675297
>Get one last Pokemon one the way back
>>
>>3675297
>>Exit Safari Zone
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>>3675297
>>3675307
dis
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>Ask Joyous about pokemon
“I really only see what you see Red, that’s how this thing works. I’m pretty sure it was a bug type, which i normally think are really gross but this one was EXTRA COOL and definitely one you should HAVE IN YOUR PARTY. I wonder if we’ll ever see it again?”
You wonder.

A very obvious shadow is cast behind you. What could it possibly beeee?

What do?

>Turn around
>Leave Park
>TURN AROUND U FUCK
>>
>>3675338
>Leave Park
wonder if it will follow us
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>>3675338
>>TURN AROUND U FUCK
>>
>>3675338
>>TURN AROUND U FUCK
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>>3675338
>>TURN AROUND U FUCK
You really want us to have this Scyther/Scizor, don't you?
>>
>>3675338
>>Leave Park
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>>3675338
>Leave park
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>Turn Around
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGv-5bwmKFY

Oh.
My.
GOD.


It’s a PINSIR! Inarguably the BEST, or at least the COOLEST Pokemon!
Not to mention he saved your life and is a total hero.

What do?

>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock
>Throw Bait
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3675379
>>Throw Rock
God dammit.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3675379
>Throw Rock
fuck you man hope ill get a nat one
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3675379
>Throw Bait
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>>3675379
>Throw Bait
>>
>>3675379

>Throw bait

Give him all the bait and food he can want. Then catch him once you finished bribing him.
>>
>>3675379
>Throw Safari Ball
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>>3675379
>>Throw Bait
>>
>Throw Bait
The Pinsir takes the bait, and looks appreciative. It sits down to eat the tasty morsel. It even has great table manners? Wow!

What do?

>Throw Safari ball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Rock
>More bait
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3675422
>>Throw Rock
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>>3675422
>ask it to get in the ball so OP can stop gushing
>>
>>3675422
>Ask if he wants to come with
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>>3675379
>ask it to get in the ball
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3675422
>Throw Safari ball
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3675422
>>Throw Safari ball (Roll 1D10)
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>>3675436
yes
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>>3675422
>More bait
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>>3675436
Oh HELL yeah. You got it!
Roll 1D100 to name Pinsir!

You walk out of The Safari Zone a little older, a little anemic. But you made it.

What do?

>Go switch a PKMN out for Pinsir
>Go to Safari Zone Warden’s house to lodge a complaint
>Fuchsia Gym
>Write in
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>>3675469
>>Go switch a PKMN out for Pinsir
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>>3675469
>Go to Safari Zone Warden’s house to lodge a complaint
I can't get somebody to take these [GOLD TEETH] I found.
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3675469
Pinsir
>Go switch a PKMN out for Pinsir
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3675469
>>Go to Safari Zone Warden’s house to lodge a complaint
>Kitty
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>>3675469
>Go switch a PKMN out for Pinsir
Scyther is better
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>>3675486
I get a 100 for this?
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>>3675493
Omedetou, anon-kun.
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Time for some multi-tasking.
Suggestions on who to swap out for Kitty?
In our party currently are:
Stuart
Bernie
Dream
Fishstick
Noodle
Senip

>Complain to Safari Zone Warden
You bust down the old bastards door.

What do?
>Demand a refund
>kick his ass (Roll 1D10)
>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
>Shove [GOLD TEETH] Down his throat
>Write in
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>>3675509
>Noodle
Sorry little one, you gotta go.
>Demand a refund
>>
>>3675509
Senip
>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
>>
>>3675509
>Senip
>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
>>
>>3675509
>Senip
>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
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>>3675509
>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
>Noodle
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Senip goes in the Box, Kitty is coming with us!

>Offer teeth for reward
“Oh, my TEETH! Thank you young man. I’m sorry to hear you got hurt in the Safari zone. We take the best precautions but sometimes these things happens if your roll real bad. Here, take this cash. It won’t close that hole in your stomach, but it’s something!”
The old man hands over 5000 bucks! wow!

What do?
>Go T-Shirt Shopping
>Fuchsia Gym
>Write in

—-
That’s all for tonight. See ya tomorrow!
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>>3675570
>>Go T-Shirt Shopping
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>>3675570
>>use pokemon healing station to close stomach hole
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>>3675570
Ask if he got any HM.
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>>3675570
>>Go T-Shirt Shopping
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>>3675586
Oh yeah shit I'm stupid.
The old man hands over HM04, Strength!
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>>3675570
>Go T-Shirt Shopping
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>>3675594

we're still keeping the money as well. Otherwise this old fart is getting his ass kicked for only giving rocks instead of actual tranquilizers for pokemon.
>>
So are we ever going to be able to get a Lapras or
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>>3675577
Time for hand redux
>>
>T-shirt shopping
Gotta cover up. You wander over to the Fuchsia city t-shirt shop. The girl at the counter feels bad and agrees to let you pick one of their discount shirts to keep for free.

>Pick Shirt
>Write in suggestion
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>>3677101
>F
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>>3677101
Obviously the Clo shirt.
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>>3677101
E.
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>>3677101
>F
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>>3677101
>E
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>>3677101
>F
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>E
Obviously you pick the Clo shirt. Clo is cute. Cute!
With your big pepperoni nipples covered up once again, it’s time to get back to your pokemon journey.
What do?
>Fuchsia Gym
>Write in
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>>3677151
>>Fuchsia Gym
We've got Kitty, should be fine for everything but Koga.
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>>3677151
>>Fuchsia Gym
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>>3677151
>Fuchsia Gym
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>>3677151
>Fuchsia Gym
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>>3677151
>Fuschia gym
>>
RG?
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>>3677449
Fell asleep for a bit :)))))

>Fuchsia Gym
You arrive at this city’s Pokemon Gym. It’s... rather spartan. That weird dude is here, as always. It looks like the Gym leader is just standing around in the center of a big empty room.

What do?
>Talk to weird dude
>Walk right up to Gym Leader + Challenge
>Write in
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>>3677458
Do you need to stop and get some rest, man? If you do, don't force yourself to stay awake.

>>Talk to weird dude
>>
>>3677458
Happens

>Talk to weird dude
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>>3677458
>>Walk right up to Gym Leader + Challenge
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>>3677459
Nah, it’s just really hot here and I supplemented that with a Vodka lemonade or two. Classic nap-maker.

>Talk to weird dude
You talk to the guy. You’re honestly not sure if this is the same guy or if this is a Joy type situation. Oh well.

What ask?
>Ask for strategy vs. poison type Pokemon
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation
>Write in
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>>3677491
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask if he's stalking us
pretty sure it's the same dude, since there's been a bit of continuity between his appearances and he's recognized us
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>>3677491
>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation
>Ask about the Gym Leader
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>>3677491
>>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation
>>Write in
Ask why Ninja Joy is a bitch, when Neet Joy and Chuuni Joy are best girls.
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>>3677491
>>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation
>Ask on seducing advice for the Joy in the PokeCenter
>>
>>3677491
>Ask for strategy vs. poison type Pokemon
>Ask about Gym Leader
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>>3677491
>>Ask about Gym Leader
He's just standing there, MENACINGLY.jpg
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>Ask if weird dude is a joy situation
Nope! Just one of me, I’m afraid. Although if I had a clone, would having sex with it be incest? Or just masturbation? Gee I wish I could find out.

>Ask about Gym leader
Ah, the Leader of Fuchsia Gym is KOGA, the poisonous ninja master. He’s a real fucking asshole that will poison your pokemon! Good luck getting to him though, he’s got what appear to be ninja force fields all around him.

>Ask about local Joy
She’s a ninja through and through, so naturally she’s a huge piece of shit. Not a ‘Best Girl’ situation at all. If you want to impress her you’d probably have to do some crazy ninja trick.

What do?

>Attempt to navigate Koga’s Maze (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3677531
>Attempt to navigate Koga’s Maze (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3677531
>>Write in
Attempt to disbelieve the ninja force fields.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3677531
>Gee I wish I could find out.
Hmmm, now that you mention it...
>Attempt to navigate Koga’s Maze (Roll 1D10)
Use the Force Red
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>>3677545
You confidently stride into the made and immediately smack your fucking face against the force field.
Ow.

Oh, and a fucking Ninja drops out of the ceiling and wants to fight.
He’s sending out Hypno!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3677573
>Kitty, do something.
Fucking Gen 1 movesets
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3677573
>Kitty, Vicegrip
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3677573
>think about how you really should get a hypno
>kitty, vicegrp
>>
>Kitty - Vicegrip
Kitty grabs hypno in a vicegrip! Damn, kitty is awesome.

But.. Hypno endures and blasts Kitty with Confusion!
Kitty is confused!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3677595
Well fuck, looks like it's PKMN Doujin Quest now
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3677623
>Piledriver
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3677623
>Let it thrash about in confusion while still gripping hypno
>think why is a psychic type in a poison gym
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3677623
>Kitty continues the Vicegrip
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>>3677629
>Thrash
That happens. Hypno goes down! You win!
The Ninja hands over 1500 bucks!

You wonder why there’s a bunch of psychic types in this gym, and perhaps why Kitty (A pure bug type) doesn’t have access to a single bug type move.
Man, Gen 1 SUCKS.

What do?
>Keep trying to navigate force fields (Roll 1D10)
>Investigate force field
>Write in
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>>3677688
>>Investigate force field
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3677688
>Navigate the force field with more confidence
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3677688
>>Write in
Continue to disbelieve force fields.
>>
>Navigate
OOF. Your face collides with solid barrier once again. You’re starting to get pissed off.
Another ninja decides to get up in your business.
He’s sending out Sandslash!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3677799
>FishStick, Bubblebeam
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3677799
>Fishstick uses Bubblebeam
First Psychics now Ground types?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3677799
>FishStick, Bubblebeam
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>>3677896
>>3677897
Finally, it looked like everyone went to sleep.
>>
including the op apparently
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>>3677896
Shit and damn, that’s a gnarly bubble beam!
SandSlash goes down!
The Ninja is about to send in Arbok!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3677940
>Dragon Rage
>>
>>3677940
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Send in bernie, use flamethrower
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3677940
>Dream, Earthquake
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>>3677949
Okay, that move is fucking cursed.
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>>3677940
>Dream: Earthquake (assuming I'm not going crazy and just imagined us teaching her that)
Also
>Red: WHERE ALL THE PSYCHIC TYPES?
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>>3677949
>Fishstick - Dragon Rage
Fishtick fucks up, and catches some gnarly fangs to the face for his troubles!
Fishstick is poisoned!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3677972
>Bite it back!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3677972
>Bite
>>
>>3677970
Ah wait, I'm dumb, it's poison, not psychic.
Forgive me for my dumbassery.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3677972
Bite
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3677972
>>Bite it back!
>>
>Bite Back
Fishstick bites the Arbok right back in the face!
Arbok is fucked up... but endures!! Fishstick takes poison damage!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678022
>Bubblebeam
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678022
>Bubblebath
>>
>>3678036
i am a fool
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3678022
>Fishstick bites the fucker in 2
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678022
whats with this 1s
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>>3678036
NO RELAXING BATH FOR YOU ANON
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>>3678036
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678036
>Bubblebath

in with the save
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>>3678036
>Bubblebath
Fishstick imagines that he’s in a nice, cozy bubble bath.
In reality, he’ succumbed to the poison and fainted! Shit!

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3678090
>Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678101
ffs
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678090
>Bernie beats the Arbok with his Arbok
>>
>>3678109
But anon, he has an Ekans.
>>
>>3678109
thats fucking stupid
ill support it
>>
>>3678121
It evolved with him, somehow.
>>
>>3678109
Support.

>>3678121
It evolved when he did.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678101
>>Bernie+Ember
>>
>>3678130
>>3678133
Oh.

>>3678136
Aw...
>>
He didn't bring the Arbok with him anyway
>>
>Beat Arbok with Arbok
Bernie swings his dead trophy and cracks Arbok right in the face!
Grim!
Arbok goes down! You win!
The NInja hands over 2000 bucks!

What do?
>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
>Inspect force field
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678162
>>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678162
>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
Oh my fucking god, stop rolling anon.
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>>3678168
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678162
>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
Time for the great equalizer
>>
>>3678168
shit
>>3678176
YES
>>3678183
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TIMELINE
>>
>>3678168
>>3678176
>>3678181
WHAT SORT OF NINJA FAGGOTRY IS THIS
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>>3678183
I HATE THIS FUCKING GYM
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678162
>>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
>>
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>>3678168
>>3678176
>>3678183
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>>3678183
>>3678176
>>3678168
this needs to stop
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>>3678168
>>3678176
>>3678183

N.....Nani?
>>
>Defy force field gods
You do that, crashing through that field right in front of Koga. The shattering noise and searing cuts on your body let you know that, Oh, it was just glass. It’s a fucking funhouse.

What do?
>Examine Bodily Damage
>Challenge Koga
>Write in
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3678162
Punch the next trainer in the dick
>>
>>3678245
>Examine Bodily Damage
>>
>>3678245
>>Challenge Koga
So much for the ninja force fields
>>
>>3678245
>challenge Koga
>>
>>3678246
>Examine Bodily Damage
>>
>>3678245
>Examine Bodily Damage
>>
>>3678245
>we're probably fine. Don't be a wuss.
>Challenge koga
>>
>Examine Bodily Damage
Oh. That’s pretty bad. you’re going to need a bandaid or a twelve,

What do?
>Bandage up
>Challenge Koga
>Write in
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>>3678296
>>Bandage up
>>
>>3678296
>Challenge Koga
They're just shallow lacerations, right?
>>
>>3678296
>Challenge Koga in a legal battle for Health and Safety violations
>>
>>3678296
>>Bandage up
This is why I wanted to get a Chansey when we got to the safari, but I missed most of it and the rolls were shit anyways
>>
>>3678296
>look awesome
>challenge Koga

Fuschia city is really not our city.
>>
>>3678336
>>3678330
>>3678327
we are going to bleed out mid-battle and it will be your fault.
>>
>>3678344
Eh

Worse has happened to us

It'll be ok
>>
>>3678296
>Bandage up
hope we get a level at self healing
>>
>>3678355
Cue the music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI&t=84s
>>
>>3678296
>Bandage up
>>
>bandage up
You bandage up. Ah, much better. You’re sure this won’t lead to any problems down the line at all.

What do?
>Challenge Koga
>Write in
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>>3678400
>>Challenge Koga
[we need to go to a hospital]
>>
>>3678400
>bandaging up
Dumbasses.

>Challenge Koga
>>
>>3678400
>try to demand a challenge through all the bandages.
>has Koga even reacted?
>>
>>3678400
>Challenge Koga
we are going to shove our entire fabric of our at a pokemon healing majig
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>>3678400
>>Challenge Koga
>>
>>3678448
our existance
god how did i fucked it up
>>
>Challenge Koga
“You fucking doofus. You idiot. You unfuckable clod! Do you have any idea how much those glass walls cost?”
Wow this guy is really pissed off.
My name is KOGA, the poisonous ninja master and Leader of the Fuchsia gym. First, I’m going to kick your ass in a pokemon battle, and then I’m gonna kick your ass for real. Have at you!’

What a fucking drama queen.

Koga is sending out Koffing!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3678400
>bandages
>we look like red 1
Oh fuck
>>
>>3678465
>Fine bring it faggot
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3678465
>Kitty, Vicegrip
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678465
>Kitty, Vicegrip
>>
>>3678465
>>3678480
Damn, son.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3678465
>Nidoqueen, earth attack
Let's really break this guy's gym.
>>
>>3678480
>Kitty, Vicegrip
Ok then, Kitty really puts the squeeze on that koffing!
It goes down!
Koga is about to send in Muk!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678509
>Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678509
>Dream, Ground Move
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3678509
Dream, Ground move
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678509
>Dream, Ground Move
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3678509
>>Bernie+Ember
>>
>>3678520
>>3678531
>>3678541
Noice.
>>
>Dream, Ground Move
Dream uses Ground Move, whatever that is. looks like a little earthquake, to you.
It’s super effective!
But... Muk endures!
It hits back with sludge, but against Dream it’s basically worthless! Suck a dick, Koga!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3678562
>>>Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678562
>Dream, Thunderbolt
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>>3678562
>Dream, Ground Move again
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>>3678579
fuck my life
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678562
>>3678584
fug
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678562
>>3678584

>>3678589
Thunderbolt? Really?
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678562
>Dream, Double Kick
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678562
>Dream, Ground Move again
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>>3678567
>>3678579
>>3678600
why do you do this
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>>3678579
>>3678597
>>3678599
>>3678600
what
what
what
what
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>>3678600
ANON WHAT THE FUCK
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>>3678591
Well, at least the six made it through.
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>>3678600
>1 post by this ID
>nat 1
>>
>Uhhhh
Well, you thought that this was a slam-dunk with Dream, but the Muk just sort of envelops here entirely!
They BOTH go down!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3678616
>Wait for Koga to stop wondering what the fuck just happened and send out his next 'mon
>>
>>3678615
>>3678609
>>3678603
When I went to roll there was only a 6, a 3, and a 1.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678616
>>>>Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678616
>Bernie, make them burn.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3678616
>Bernie, Ember
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678616
>Bernie+Ember
>>
>>3678623
UPDATE BEFORE YOU POST, YOU BUFFOON
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>367861
>Bernie, flamethrower/ember
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>>3678629
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>>3678629
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>3678629
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, STOP POSTING!
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>>3678629
Fuck this, I might as well play XCOM instead.
>>
>>3678616
>>3678631
oops erased a number
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678616
>Bernie+Ember
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>>3678640
>off by 1
Welp...
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678616
>Bernie ember
>>
>>3678629
>Bernie, Ember
(Koga send out another Koffing, woops!)

Bernie goes in to clear the deck with a mighty [FIRE ATTACK], but instead gets blasted in the face by a poison cloud! Fucking Ninjas!
Bernie endures, but he’s BADLY poisoned!
What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3678668
>Bernie: Blaze it
>>
>>3678668
>>3678672
I'm not rolling anymore. Go for it anons.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678668
>>3678672
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3678668
>>Bernie: Blaze it
>>
>>3678672
>>3678682
finally
>>
>Blaze it
Bernie sparks up a fat one and blazes with the Koffing. Koffing can’t hang and chokes like a bitch! It goes down!

Bernie also goes down due to severe poisoning.

Koga is about to send in Weezing!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678696
>Stuart: Bide?
>>
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>>3678703
Guess I'll die.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3678696
>>3678703
FUCK
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678696
WHY
>Stuart: Bide?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678696
>Noodle, Wrap
>>
>>3678696
>Noodle, Dragon Rage
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>>3678707
Welcome to the nat 1 club. How would you like to despair for today?
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678715
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678696
>Stuart+Bide
>>
>>3678723
GO STUART
>>
>>3678703
>Stuart, bide
Turns out a rat isn’t the best at enduring a crap-ton of POISON.

Stuart goes down!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3678730
>Noodle, Wrap
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3678730
>Noodle: Wrap
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678730
>noodle, wrap
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3678723
>noodle, wrap
>>
>>3678746
>Noodle, Wrap
Oh hell yeah! Noodle wraps the Weezing up so well it doesn’t even get a chance to counter-attack.
It takes a good chunk of damage... but it endures!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3678763
>have Noodle choke the hp out of it
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3678763
>Noodle: Squeeze the cheese (wrap)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3678763
>Squeeze harder
>>
>>3678769
you did this
>>
>>3678769
FUCK
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3678767
NO ONE ELSE ROLL
>>3678769
I FUCKING HATE YOU
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3678763
>Squeeze harder
I MUST SAVE
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3678763
SQUEEZE
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>>3678782
>off by one
>>
So is Red the unluckiest /qst/ protag at this point?
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>>3678782
>1 away
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUCK
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>>3678767
>>3678769
>>3678782

>Choke a bitch
Noodle hangs on, choking the life out of weezing... but Noodle gets poisoned!
These two are fucking KILLING EACH OTHER.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3678788
>Noodle: Dragon rage
Shit, who do we even have left besides Noodle?
>>
>>3678790
kitty
>>
>>3678790
Right as I say Red's the unluckiest /qst/ protag...
>>
>>3678790
YEEEEE FUCKING HAAAAAAWWWW
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3678788
>SQUEEZE HARDER
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>3678790
NO ONE ROLL
>>
>>3678790
>Noodle, Dragon Rage
Noodle hangs on like a little fucking champ, and somehow unleashes Dragon Rage even though it shouldn’t know it yet...
They BOTH go down!
You win!
Koga is a real salty bastard about it, but he hands over 5000 bucks and the Soul Badge!

What do?

>Victory Dance
>Check on Noodle
>Write in
>>
>>3678795
why
>>
>>3678800
>>Check on Noodle
>>
>>3678800
>why is noodle glowing
>>
>>3678800
>>Check on Noodle
>>
>>3678800
>>Victory Dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV01JnAmO4w
WE DID IT
>>
>>3678801
at least he didn't roll a 1
>>
>>3678800
>Check on Noodle
>>
>>3678800
>Check on Noodle
>>
>>3678800
>Check on Noodle
>>
>>3678800
>Check on Noodle
>>
>...Noodle?

Oh, poor guy. He’s really hurt. Don’t worry, we’ll get you right to the pokemon cen-..
Noodle? Noodle?!


..oh no.


What do?

>Write in
>>
>>3678824
>THE HAND
>>
>>3678824
>THE HAND
I'm not ready to say goodbye to another Noodle
Not yet
>>
>>3678824
Ask Joyous for help on what to do.
>>
>>3678824
>QUICK USE ONE OF OUR HEALING ITEMS
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>>3678824
>Try out that new hand power
We're not leaving a man behind
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>>3678824
>Cry
RIP
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>>3678824
>>3678830
If she doesn't know anything, >>3678829.
>>
>HAND!
You try the yellow, the red, the blue... nothing!
All these fucking hand powers and they don’t do a God damn thing. What’s the fucking point?!
GOD. DAMNIT!....

What do?

>t u r n a r o u n d
>>
>>3678856
>>t u r n a r o u n d
>>
>>3678856
>turn around
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>>3678856
>>t u r n a r o u n d
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>>3678856
>turn around
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>>3678856
>t u r n a r o u n d
b-buddy?
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>>3678856
>>t u r n a r o u n d
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>>3678856
>turn around
Japed again!
>>
>Turn around
Wow what a fucking surprise, Noodle is alive and evolved!
Masterful writing, QM - you think to yourself.

What do?

>Poke Center
>Poke Mart
>Route 19 (Towards Seafoam Islands)
>Write in

———
Last post of the night. See ya later!
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>>3678877
>endure koga yapping at you pike every gym leader
>>
>>3678877
>Poke Center
Gotta heal up those 1s.
>>
>>3678877
Wait, how's that work...?
>Check on Noodle's "corpse"
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>>3678877
>>Poke Center
>>
>>3678877
>hug noodle and cry like a bitch
then
>Poke Center
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>>3678877
>Poke Center
Take Noodle's 'corpse' as well, might come in handy
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>>3678888
Actually, this first, THEN >>3678883
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>>3678877
Hug noodle
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>>3678877
noodle is beautiful
>>3678883
probably shedded noodle's skin like a snake
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>>3678894
Oh yeah, somehow I totally forgot that's a thing snakes do.
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>>3678894
So beautiful, could we just keep it like this forever?
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>>3678904
No you will have your winged barney and you will love it.

>Go to the Pokemon center.
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>>3678904
>>3678914
We just gotta asked bird-brain for a favor to get an Everstone before held items are invented.
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>>3678917
yes, orange barney is a nope
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>>3678914
Do we really need ANOTHER barneymon? We already have one with tiddies and that's really hard to top.
>>
Our mons have been getting KO'd a lot, lately. I know Friendship isn't officially a thing until G/S/C but we should still ask how they feel about us.
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>>3678932
if everyone is down we can fort out at the pokemon center until we heal up and just spend time with our mons. sometime outside their Pokeball will be good for them.
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>>3678938
I'd be down.
Bondage, ho! wait no
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>>3678932
I don't think it bothers them since we keep winning, friendship isn't even a problem in the actual games since almost everything you do gives happiness.
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>>3678877
>Go to a fucking hospital goddamn
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>>3679038
We can probably Fly to a hospital.
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>>3679047
Do any of the Pokemon we have even learn fly? Remember this is gen 1
>>
>Hug Noodle
That happens.

>Poke Center
Ninja Joy stares at you with disdain, but she does her job and heals your pokemon up.

What do?

>Attempt ninja trick to impress Ninja Joy (Roll1 D10)
>Check how all your pokemon feel about you
>Check PC
>Write in
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>>3679795
>>Check how all your pokemon feel about you
>>
>>3679795
>Check how all your pokemon feel about you
>>
>>3679494
Bernie’s got wings.

>Check in with your Pokemon
You take a moment to have a team meeting.

Stuart - His blank expression gives away nothing, but you know this little guy loves you.

Bernie - He’s got a bit of an attitude, but he respects you as a trainer, especially when he gets to have a good fight and look cool.

Dream - She respects you a bit more than Bernie, but also has a thirst for slamming other pokemon into the dirt.

Fishstick - This guy is just mad all the time. No fixing that.

Noodle - They’re giving you lovey dovey eyes. Uh oh.

Kitty - As the new guy, he feels like he’s got something to prove. Also he’s fucking awesome.

What do?
>Check PC
>Ninja trick (Roll1D10)
>Proceed to Rt 19
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3679851
>Ninja Trick
>Look how fast i can Naruto Run.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3679851
>>Ninja trick (Roll1D10)
*randomly make signs with your hands* "Check out this jutsu!"
>>
>>3679855
>>3679892
>Naruto Run
You do your best ninja trick, the EPIC Naruto Run.
Ninja joy stares in horror and confusion. To her you have just become [UNFUCKABLE].
Joyous, on the other hand is immune to cringe and thinks it’s [PRETTY COOL].
Guess you can’t please everyone.

What do?
>PC
>Route 19
>Write in
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>>3679904
Can we talk to mom first? Heck, talk to the Professor too, see how our Mom and the Mon's are doing.
>>
>>3679904
>Poke mart
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>>3679904
>>3679908
>oedipus level max
oh no
>poke mart before you get sued by ninja lawyers
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>>3679908
Can we not? The Oedipus levels are getting too high, let's just ghost our mom for the rest of the game.
>>
>[CRITICAL OEDIPUS LEVEL]
One little call to mom couldn’t hurt.
You ring her up and... uh oh.
“*Yaaaawn*... oh hey sweetie, I was just sunning myself in the back yard. It’s so nice out today! Oof but I’m going to get some nasty tanlines, wonder if I should just pot these off and...”
UH OH. OH MAN. OH GEEZE.

What do?
>Hang up
>Crank ur hog
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3679979
RESIST
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>>3679979
>>Hang up
>Meditate about where you went wrong in life
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>>3679982
fuck
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>>3679979
>>Hang up
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>>3679979
>>Hang up
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>>3679982
>>3679993
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>Hang up
You kick the fucking computer over and run away.
Phew, that was close!
Joyous has a devious look on her face.
“Ara Ara, Red. I knew you were a bit of a Mother-con but this is gating d-a-n-g-e-r-o-u-s.”

You banish the thoughts of your mom’s thick thighs and perfect rack from your mind. Never again will you consider her soft skin, pretty face and perky nip- FUCK FUCK FUCK. No.
POKEMON, CATCH EM. TIME TO CATCH. TRAIN. FIGHT.

What do?
>Route 19
>Poke Mart
>Fly Home
>Write in
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>>3680041
>>Poke Mart
>>
>>3680041
>Heal yourself with the power of the hand
>pokemart
>>
>>3680041
>>Poke Mart
>>
>>3680041
What the fuck Joyous, I thought you didn't like our Oedipus level!
>>
>>3680041
>Go to an actual human hospital you turbo autist
>>
>>3680066
She’s just teasing

>>3680070
Human...hospital? You can’t recall any of those existing in Kanto.

>Poke Mart
You’ve got 11350 bucks to your name, and a nice lazy screenshot to go off of. Go nuts!

>Roll 1D100 and pick which items you buy.
>Leave (Route 19)
>Write in
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3680088
>4x Great balls
>4x Super potions
>1x Hyper potion, use on self
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3680088
>3 Ultra Balls
>2 Hyper Potion
>2 Full Heals
Have we even used anything besides pokeballs?
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3680088
>Sell TM Psywave
>10 Ultraballs
Articuno here we goooo!
>>
>>3680109
I think we used a great ball once
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>>3680112
Ah, right, Snorlax.
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>>3680110
You shell out some serious cash for Ultraballs. Who knows, there might be some really tough pokemon to catch ahead...

You’re pretty much finished up in Fuchsia, as far as you can tell.

What do?

>Route 19
>Write in
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>>3680131
>Route 1-
>...
>Wait, where did our bandages, go?
>>
>>3680131
>>Route 19
>>
>>3680131
>>Route 19
>>
>>3680131
>Route 1-
>>3680135
>wait who took our bandages
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>Route 19
You hastily re-wrap your bandages that nobody forgot to draw.

Ah, Route 19. It’s a lovely public beach!
Beauties sunning themselves, swimmers swimming and a clean ocean breeze. It’s a pretty direct shot to the Seafoam Islands, and from there Cinnabar Island!
What do?

>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D10)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>SURF using Fishstick
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3680182
Look for pokemon
>>
>>3680182
>>Seek Trainer Battle
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3680182
>Look for PKMN
>>
>>3680182

>Look for pokemon and a cure for our injuries and pain
>>
>Look for Pokemon
By the ocean it looks like it’s all pretty much Tentacool.
That is, unless you go find a better ROD.
Guess yours just doesn’t quite stack up.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1 D10
>Throw Pokeball (roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3680239
>Kitty, Vicegrip
>>
>Kitty, Vicegrip
Kitty starts squeezing the juice out of Tentacool!
that doesn’t sound very good!
It’s already on it’s last legs, what do?

>Throw Pokeball (Roll1D10)
>Finish it
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3680344
>throw Pokeball
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3680344
>throw pokeball
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3680344
>>Throw Pokeball
>>
>>3680363
Nice.
>>
>>3680363
Phew, you were worried for a minute there!
You catch a Tentacool! It’s transferred to BOX 1 in the PC.
Roll 1D100 to name it!

What do now?
>Look for more Tentacoolk
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Surf on Fishstick
>Write in

——-
Gonna run out for a few hours, might be back later tonight. Hope we get to Seafoam :)))
>>
>>3680382
>search for a fishing rod, any rod
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3680382
>Surf on fishstick

>SquishyBob
>>
>>3680382
>>Seek Trainer Battle
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3680382
>Seek Trainer Battle
Squid
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3680382
>Inkstain

Also Bernie probably knows Flamethrower by now, we should stop using Ember.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>3680382
>shmarkstain
>>
>>3680519
I've seen enough hentai to now where this is going
>>
>Seek Trainer Battle
A nearby Swimmer wants to fight!
He’s about to send out Tentacool!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3681558
>Noodle+Slam
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3681558
Noodle, dragon rage
>>
>Noodle, Slam
Tentacool? Get the FUCK outta here.
Swimmer is about to send out a Shellder. What kinda clown is this guy?
What do?
>Write in pkmn, atk, roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3681627
>Dragon Rage
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3681627
>Dragon Rage
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3681627

Noodle

>Super Dragon Soul aka Dragon Rage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFMRTeHJfXo
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3681627
Noodle, dragon rage
>>
>Noodle, Dragon Rage
You’re not sure if Noodle knows that move yet, but they look reaaaaal angry at the shellder.
Shellder is a social recluse and can’t take the criticism! Shellder goes down!
You win!
The Swimmer hands over 500 bucks.

What do?
>Surf to Rt 20
>Seek another trainer battle
>Write in
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>>3681666
>Surf to Rt 20
>>
>>3681666
>Surf to Rt 20
>>
>>3681666
I think they do at level 45? We should be around that lvl range right?
>Surf to Rt 20
>>
>>3681672
just checked and you are... correct!

>Route 20
Alright, next stop Seafoam Islands! You can see them from here!
There are a few more trainers milling about around here, and a ton more tentacool.

What do?
>Continue to Seafoam
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Seek Tentacool
>Write in
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>>3681700
>>Continue to Seafoam
We don't need anymore trainers or tentacool.
>>
>>3681700
>Continue to Seafoam
Let's get us a Seel
>>
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3681700
>Continue to Seafoam
>>
>Continue to Seafoam
Ah, the Seafoam islands. There’s pokemon in them there caves. Some say a pokemon nobody has seen for generations rests at the bottom floor, if anyone were brave enough to find it.

What do?
>Go inside and look around
>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
>>
>>3681732
Which option takes me to the bottom?
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3681732
>>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3681732
>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3681732
>>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3681732
>>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
>Look for PKMN
Aw shit, bitch - It’s a slowpoke!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3681762
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
It's so slow, it doesn't realize it has been caught already.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3681762
Stuart+PopQuizTest
>>
>>3681767
you're right
>>
>>3681767
>You're already caught
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>>3681767
Well shit. You catch the slowpoke!
Roll 1D100 to name him!

You take a moment to look around. It’s all fucking holes and ladders around here. This is going to suck.

What do?

>Go down Ladder
>Jump through hole
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3681796
Stewart
>>
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3681796
>Jump through hole
We are not injured enough
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

Barry

>>3681796
>ladder
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3681796
bob
>>
>>3681805
>My Name is Barry Allen, and i am the slowest man alive.
>>
>>3681796
>>Jump through Ladder
>>Go up hole
>>
>>3681811
Ey, you got it.

>>3681809
disgruntled_jabroni.jpg
>>
>>3681818
Fun fact: it can learn flash in generation 2, but not 1. It is possible, however, to trade a Slowpoke with Flash to a Gen 1 game.

What i saying, is that Barry can learn Flash.
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3681796
Rolling for 15061604
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3681796
Rolling for using a flying pokémon to fly through the stupid maze directly to our goal.
>>
>Ladder
You head down the nearest ladder to B1F.
More ladders. More holes.
Now there are a bunch of rocks in the mix, great.
One of your pokemon could you STRENGTH to move them, if you really want.

What do?
>Ladder
>Hole
>Push Rock down hole
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3681850
>Focus our VENGEANCE power into GODHAND and destroy the boulder
>>
>>3681850
>>Push Rock down hole
How smart must be the ancient pokémon, hiding behind some shitty rock puzzles for decades
>>
>>3681850
>Push Rock down hole
Dream's got this.
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3681850
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
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>>3681861
>Dream, Strength
Dream shoves a big rock down a bigger hole.
you look down and hear a splash.

What do?

>Jump down
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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>>3681860
Hey man, rock puzzles are no joke. See: Gen 3.
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3681883
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3681883
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Did we miss Zapdos?
>>
>>3681883
>Look for a ladder
>>
>>3681898
How did we miss Zapdos if we haven't even looked for it yet. We just got the badge.
>>
>Look for PKMN
Shellder!

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3681908
>Stuart, Super fang
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3681908
>Ask for a autograph, we really liked that wacky science show he did.
>>3681904
Forgot you had to have surf to catch him.
>>
>>3681913
>Hyper Fang
Stuart does that. He may have chipped a tooth on Shellder’s shell, but the shellder doesn’t look too pleased about things themself.

What do?
>Finish it
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3681932
>>Throw Pokeball
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3681932
>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3681932
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>>
>Throw Pokeball
Got em! Shellder gets transferred to Box 1, as is tradition.
Roll 1D100 to name it!

Ok there is a ridiculous amount of ladders and holes and rocks around.
What do?
>Ladder
>Hole
>Rock
>Write in
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>>3681983
>>Rock
>>
>>3681983
>Rock
into
>Hole
go down
>Ladder
>>
>>3681983
>Hole
It'll be fine
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3681983
shelly
>>3681987
based baba anon
supporting
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>>3681983
>Rock

>>3681995
Fucking hell
>>
>>3681995
>baba
That's not exactly how a Baba script would be written.
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>>3682000
its the effort that counts
>>
>>3681995
>>3682000
Yeah, if it was actually a baba script it would probably be something like
>HOLE is SINK
>ROCK is PUSH
>RED on LADDER is FALL(?)
>RED is YOU
>>
>Red is You
You take part in a doodle that doesn’t entirely make sense but references a [GOOD GAME].

You head down a ladder to B2F, following some plunging rocks.

Down here you find some seriously flowing water, and some holes leading down within that water,. Scary.

What do?
>Surf
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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>>3682016
>>Surf
>>
>>3682016
>Surf
>>
>>3682016
>Surf
>>
>Surf
You start gliding around with Fishstick... only to get sucked into a rapid whirlpool! Fuck!

What do?

>Write in
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>>3682051
>Cry
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>>3682051
Have him toss us back to land and return him.
>>
>inb4 "you can't"
Then have Bernie pull him out.
>>
>>3682079
Roll 1D10
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3682109
>>
>>3682113
Holy shit
>>
>>3682051
>>Write in
Fishstick, use Whirlpool to navigate the Whirlpools.
>>
>>3682113
>Fishstick Throw then Return
Holy crap, you can’t believe you pulled it off!
You’re just upset that nobody was around with a camera to-
The ground beneath your cracks, then shatters.
You feel yourself fall several stories before landing with a THUD.
You Black Out!
What do?
>Come to
>Dream
>Write in
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>>3682143
Thou hast t'be shitting me.
>>Dream
>>
>>3682143
>Dream
>>
>>3682143
>Dream
Try not to think about Mom too much
>>
>>3682143
>Come to
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>>3682143
>dream
Vermillion Joy Vermillion joy Vermillion joy
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>>3682143
Are you absolutely fucking kidding me RG
>>
Come to, you idiots!
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>>3682143
>>Come to
>>
>>3682143
>dream
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>>3682172
>this
>>
>Dream
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zrKxxRFytio

“Oh, Dead again, Red? You already owe me one favor, but why not two? Haha, don’t worry. I just need to one. That’s all it takes. And don’t think you’re going to solve anything with that glowy hand business of yours. They’ve been practically useless up until now anyway.”

What do?
>Wake up
>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
>Write in
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>>3682201
>>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
I guess we're already here. Might as well try to fuck with it.
>>
>>3682201
>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
>>
>>3682201
>Flip him off and then do a sick kickflip back to consciousness
>>
>>3682201
Great job, retards.

>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
As a girl.
>>
>>3682201
>I mean one of them punched right through a pokemon so that's worth something. Imagine vermillion joy with us
>>
>>3682201
>>Wake up
>>
>>3682201
>>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
>>
>Imagine with no clothes on

“Oh, hardy har har. Real mature, Red. Really interesting to see where YOUR imagination led. Do hurry up and get yourself to Cinnabar, will you?”
Your dream fades, and you begin to wake up.
It’s cold here. Really cold. And dark.

What do?
>Look around you
>Shout for help
>Write in
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>>3682241
>>Look around you
>>
>>3682241
>>Look around you and summon berni he should help light the way
>>
>>3682241
>Look around you
>>
>>3682241
So what did we learn?
Don't fall asleep when we get debilitating injuries.

>>3682248
>Look around you and summon berni he should help light the way
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>>3682241
>Vomit profusely
>Then look around
>>
>Use Bernie, Look around
Bernie’s flame helps a bit, but it’s still freezing cold down here. You guess caves this deep just sort of get that way, huh?
Looks like there is a way to exit a little ways off, you just need to surf to get there.
Hey, this didn’t work out so bad after all!
What do?
>Surf to exit
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
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>>3682275
>Behind you!
>>
>>3682275
>Turn around mofo
We've been through this song and dance before with Cheese, we can do it again with a legendary!
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3682275
>Look for PKMN
Still need to get a Seel. Maybe there's one behind that bird.
>>
>>3682275
>Look behind you
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3682275
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3682275
>Look for Pokemon
Man, who knows what we could get
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>>3682281
>>3682283
>>3682293
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>>3682275
>Turn around
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>>3682281
>>3682283
>>3682293
>actually rolling
You know, there's a limit to pretending to be retarded.
>>
>>3682275
>>Write in
That birb looks warm, see if it'll let you snuggle it's fluff.
>>
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I think this is the longest I've seen one of these kinds of quests go. Good on your for sticking with it RocketGrunt.
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>>3682275
>turn around
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>>3682307
This works too. Let's do this instead.
>>
>>3682275
>Look behind you
>>
>>3682275
>Look behind you
>>
>>3682310
There’s probably just something wrong w/ my brain

>Turn Around
HOLY FUCK IT’S LEGENDARY POKEMON ARTICUNO FUK

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Also, I just noticed. We should archive vol. 6
>>
>>3682330
>Noodle, Thunderwave
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Noodle, Thunderwave
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Noodle, Thunderwave
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Noodle: Thuderwave
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682330
Noodle+Thunder Wave
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682335
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Noodle - Thunderwave
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Noodle, Thunder Wave
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682330
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Noodle, Thunderwave
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3682330
>Throw Rock for 4x damage
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>>3682338
>>3682340
>>3682346
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>>3682338
>>3682340
aw damnit
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>>3682338
>>
>3 1s (ones)
GODDAMNIT
>>
>>3682338
>>3682340
>>3682346
Ha ha ha fuck......
>>
>>3682349
INB4 Noodle is Frozen Solid
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>>3682354
Noodle's fucking dead m8
>>
>>3682338
>>3682340
>>3682346

>Noodle Thunderwave
Too slow, joe! Articuno blasts Noodle with a massive Ice beam!
Noodle is FUCKED! They go down!
Not a great start...
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3682362
>Assert dominance
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682362
Berni+Firestorm
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682362
>Dream, Thunderbolt
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682362
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Bernie, Flamethrower
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>>3682366
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3682362
>Bernie, Flamethrower
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>>3682366
Oof, welp. I'm out. You should thank me for taking out the bad rolls early.
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>>3682366
Buddy, I think you need to stop for tonight.
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>>3682362
>Bernie+Flamethrower
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682362
>Dream, Thunderbolt
not again
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>>3682366
So it's going to be one of those threads huh?
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682378
>>
>>3682381
these fucking rolls i swear
>>
>>3682310
Ironic
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682362
>Dream, Thunderbolt
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3682362
>Bernie, Flamethrower
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>>3682365
>>3682367
>>3682371
>Bernie, Fire attack
Those rolls add up to NOT QUITE FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH.
Articuno gets the jump with another Ice beam!
It’s not super effective but it looks like it hurts a lot!
Bernie probably can’t take many of those...

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3682397
Kitty+use an attack
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3682397
>Bernie, Arbok Whip
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Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3682397
>Hyper Potion+Flamethrower
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682409
Shit, wrong dice.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3682397
>Bernie Indy Whips with Arbok

>>3682405
FUCKING
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682397
>Bernie, Arbok Whip
please a ten for fucks sake
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3682397
>Hyper Potion+Flamethrower
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>>3682397
>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Bernie, Fire Spin! Trap it!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3682419
Whoops, forgot my dice
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>>3682408
>>3682413
>>3682414
>>3682416
>>3682418
>>3682416
>>3682418
Ehhhh that’s enough for a successful attack.
Bernie bitch slaps the Articuno with his dead arbok! The Articuno takes a solid hit, but lashes back with another Ice beam!
Bernie is on his last legs...!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3682435
>>Hyper Potion+Flamethrower
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682435
>Bernie garrotes Articuno
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3682435
>Flamethrower
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3682435
>>3682437
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3682435
>Bernie, flamethrower
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>>3682450
This dog
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>>3682450
>Critical hit!
>ARTICUNO fainted!
>everyone's fw
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>>3682450
>Bernie, Flamethrower
Critical hit! It’s super effective! Gaw damn!
The Articuno gets blasted, and flounders around in the air for a bit!
... Now might be the them...

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
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>>3682464
Don't jinx it.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682477
>Throw Ultra Ball
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3682464
>>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3682477
>THROW LIKE YOU'VE NEVER THROWN BEFORE
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3682477
>throw Ultra Ball
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3682477
>>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
GO!
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>>3682483
>that wording
Oh no...
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Alright lads no more rolling. For the love of god before the NAT 1 spoils it
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>>3682492
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>>3682481
>>3682482
>>3682483
>>3682485

You throw an Ultra Ball...
It’s wobbling like crazy! Wobble wobble.
It won’t stop wobbling what the fuuuuck

What do?

>Pray
>Hold Down B
>Shit Pants
>Write in
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3682499
>Pray to RNGsus
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>>3682499
>>Hold Down B
This always works

Also >checked
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3682499
>grab the pokeball
>use god hand
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>3682499
>Jump on top of the ball
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>>3682499
>write in
>ALTERNATE MASH A AND B! ALTERNATE MASH A AND B!!!!!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3682499
>Hold it closed with GOD HAND
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>>3682499
>Grab the fucker and hold it closed
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>>3682499
>Hold Down B
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>Hold Ball Closed
You do that.. and...

...

You Caught Articuno! Ho lee shit!
Articuno is transferred to Box 1 in the PC!
Roll 1D100 to name it!

What do now?
>Blow this pop stand
>Write in
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3682435
Freeza
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