Previous Thread:>>3661905Check the Archive Here:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=pkmnCheck our Pokemon and Items here:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OcvodORAJ5t2JBdDvXEqz52lutUhLvGa91lHozTcz6Q/edit#gid=0>Previously on PKMN (RED/BLUE) Quest:We finished up Saffron after losing Oberon but gaining the power of [VENGEANCE]. Beat Saffron gym and revived our friend the psychic chuunibyou Joyous Splendiferous Nurseorum. We also formed a permenant psychic bond with her! We’ve now ventured into the Safari Zone, while a [MYSTERIOUS FIGURE] picks up the pieces of a life the believe to be their own.Does any of that make sense? Who cares?! Let’s catch some Pokeymans.
>>3674447first
>OmeletteYou try to make an omelette out of the Eggecute, but you just end up frying them. What? Mom always did all of the cooking.Oh well, what do with the fried eggs?>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)>Eat eggs>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3674454>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3674454>Throw Safari BallLooks like this battle will be over easy
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3674454>Throw Safari Ball
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3674454>Throw Safari ball.>Cry because Chef Ransaim critic our egg so undercooked that it can still be put in a incubator!
>>3674454>Eat
>Throw Safari BallYou roll bad, but you fried the damn thing so how hard could it be?ANYWAY, you’re in Zone 2 of the Safari Zone.There’s a rest house and a way out to the north west. And of course, there’s wild POKEMON to look for.What do?>Heat Northwest>Rest House>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>3674481>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>3674481Look for them mons
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>3674481>Look for PKMNREVEAL YOUR SECRETS GRASS
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3674481>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>3674503Oh shit, bitch! It’s Kangaskhan!She’s one big, bad mama!What do?>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)>Throw Rock (1D10)>Throw Bait (1D10)>Write in
>>3674517A mama huh? Hit her with the GODHAND
>>3674517>Give a friendly wave
>>3674517>Use [OEDIPUS] levels to distract Kangaskhan
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3674517>Throw Rock (1D10)Aim for the child
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3674517>Throw the Eggs at her.
>>3674538supportlol
>>3674538You flex your near critical [OEDIPUS] Level at the Kangaskhan. She is surprisingly responsive to your lust for moms.She looks... quite distracted. Ew.What do?>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)>Throw Rock>Bait>Write in
>>3674530This
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3674564>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3674564>>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>>3674573Well that overrides whatever I had in mind
>>3674574>>3674577 that to
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3674564>>3674574>Throw Safari BallGod damn it Anon
>>3674580Dang, fuck my fingers
you guys good with putting Kangaskhan on the team?
>>3674587Might as wellCould be a hoot
>>3674564>She is surprisingly responsive to your lust for moms.Translation:>"Ara ara, you sure you'd be fine with an old Pokemon like me?"
>>3674573>>3674574>>3674582What a roller coaster.You catch the Kanghaskhan! They’re transferred to Box 1, along with the eggs.Your [OEDIPUS] level is now critical. The next time you see Mom, it might be a problem.Joyous sees your thoughts and is rightfully disgusted.“Red... you need therapy.”(Quick correction, we are in ‘area 1’ of the Safai zone.)What do?>Look for more pokes (Roll 1D100)>Rest House>Northwest to Area 2>Write in
>>3674603>Northwest to Area 2
Kangaskhan also makes me wonder what Dream thinks of us.
>>3674603>>ask joy if she knows any /
>>3674603>Northwest to Area 2More exploring
>Area 2Oh boy, more grass. The signage does also show that there are some pretty rare pokemon here, but only if you roll really, really well.There’s another rest house, and an exit waaaay to the south west to Area 3. You feel like Area 3 might have a thing or two that you really need.What do?>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Rest House>Area 3>Write in
>>3674641TRAINING TIME
>>3674641>Area 3
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3674641>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)Come on bugs.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>3674641Look for some more mons, cause we gotta catch em
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>3674641>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>3674641>Mons
>>3674658>>3674659>>3674660It’s a Nidarino! neat.What do?>Throw Pokeball (roll 1D10)>Throw Rock>Throw Bait>Write in
No one realises the hurt we are putting poor joyous through with our horrid inner sanctumOr in other terms, how fucked we are on the inside
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3674678Rad+Seduce
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3674678>Use Dream to seduce him with his [Odipeus Complex].
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3674678Also pokeball
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3674678>Throw Safari Ball>>3674679She got a free trial, she knew what she was getting into
>>3674681that was suppose to say red
>>3674681Not this agay...
>>3674689While I agree, I can only hope she can find a way to save ourselves in the midst of our almost completely fucked over psyche
>>3674693Sucks, now we have to find a guy named Rad, fag.
>>3674695I feel you
>>3674695>>3674702seduce the pokemon you know you want to
>>3674681Wonder how this'll go?
>>3674709No, you asked for Rad, not Red, and you're gonna find Rad.
>>3674712red "the rad" used seduce
>>3674681>Rad SeduceYou decide to seduce the Nidarino with the radness of your Aviators. You didn’t forget those now, did you?The Nidarino is suitably impressed with your RADNESS, and you manage to avoid being a [FUCKING FURRY] once again.The Nidarino seems distracted enough to catch...What do?>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)>Rock>Bait>Write in
>>3674681Man, that's some good bait you threw!
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3674720Radical.>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3674720Nice save!>Throw Safari Ball
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3674720>Safari ball
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3674720>Throw Safari Ball
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3674720>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>>3674727Uh oh, that's a lame roll.
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d10)>>3674720Safari ball
>>3674730I want to sudoku myself.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3674720>>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)
>>3674731I did dumbBut either way it's a 2 so no go on the saving of the roll
>>3674731>>3674727>>3674724I don't think this is getting us a nidorino
>>3674738Yeah it was a Longshot
>>3674727The Nidarino kicks the ball right back in your fucking face, breaking your Aviators!FUCK!Nidarino Flees!FUCK!GOD. DAMNIT. OW.What do?>Look for more PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Rest House >Area 3>Write in
>>3674753>Area 3
>>3674753>Area 3what are the rules of rolling anyways?
>>3674753>Rest HouseOur pride. It's gone.
>>3674760Agreed
>>3674759Roll. The QM tends to go for trends if a lot of people roll consistently one way or the other. Otherwise it's natural 1's and 10's.
>>3674759It varies. Often I'll just average the first few rolls, but if there is a critical failure (1) or critical pass (10) I'll usually pick those instead, because the dramatic results are more fun.
>>3674753>Rest House
>Rest House
>>3674753>>Area 3
>Area 3Ahhh, the final area. Perhaps there are some REALLY rare pokemon here. Perhaps?There’s definitely a house that isn’t on any of the Safari Zone maps, that’s probably worth checking out.What do?>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Secret House>Write in
>>3674891>>Secret House
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>3674891>Look for PKMNoh boy
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3674891>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>3674891>>Look for PKMN in the Secret House (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3674891>Pokémon
>Secret House
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3674891>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)BATTLE
>looking for Pokemon>while we're on a limitISHYGDDT>>3674891>Secret House
>>3674891>Secret House
>Look for PKMNNo bull, it’s a Tauros!What do?>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)>Throw Rock>Throw Bait>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3675009>Wrassle 'imYEEEEEEEEEE
>>3675009>Throw bait
>>3675012I dun goofed.
>>3675009>>Throw Bait
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3675009>Ride
>>3675012
Guys, I rolled a 1. The best thing you can do right now is try to save.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>we bullriding now
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3675009
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3675009i roll to save
Hope it just launches us instead of anything else.
>>3675012>wrassleOh. that’s not good. You don’t remember having a horn there before.The tauros whips you back and forth mercilessly before tossing your sorry ass to the ground. You wonder where all of this blood came from.What do?>Stumble to Secret House>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)>A nap sounds good right about now>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3675051Oof...>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)
>>3675051>>Stumble to Secret House
>>3675051>secret house>no sleepy yet
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3675051>Try to patch it up yourselfwe got fucking donutted
Okay, let's stop rolling for a while.
>>3675051>Use our goo to reform over the hole
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3675051>>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)you fucking tards
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3675051>Try to patch it up yourself (Roll 1D10)
No, seriously, stop rolling before we get a 1. We got an 8, that's patently "good enough".
>>3675051>Stumble to Secret House
Holy shit what the fuck just happened
>>3675125We messed up. We messed up so bad.
>>3675125i think we are crippled
>>3675064Our goo is red and gushing out at an alarming rate. We hold no control over it.>Try to Patch it upIt’s too bad we didn’t get our [MEDICAL] Skill up while we still could. You try stuffing a bunch of dirty and grass into the hole. It feels a bit better, but then so does everything. Because you can’t really feel... anything. You fall face first into the dirt and pass out.Just before you go, you see a shadowing figure approach. It grabs you by the ankle and starts dragging you away....What do?>Wake up>Sleeeeeeeep
Document this so that we can sue the safari zone for all their pokemon because they forced a child to enter without any defenses against rampaging wild dangers
>>3675065I wanted to give it bait.
>>3675172Sleeeeeep
>>3675172>Wake up
>>3675172>Sleeeeeeeepi cant believe we are fucking crippled might as well see where this goes
>>3675172>>Wake up
>WakeYou wake up. You feel like absolute dogshit! Your head is pounding and your whole general torso area feels like it’s on fire. Fortunately it looks like somebody bandaged you up, but who knows what is going on with your organs.You’re greeted by some old pervert in a safari hat.Fuck you old dude.“Oh good, you’re alive! Please, Please don’t sue us. The Tauros are supposed to be tranquilized! Hell, you’d have to roll a 1 or something to get gored like that. Nobody is THAT much of an IDIOT, right?”...“ermm... anyway. I want you to have this.. it’s HM03, Surf! Now you can ride your favorite water pokemon wherever you want on the water!”What do?>Say thanks and leave>Push for more stuff>Vomit>Write in
>>3675220>Thank him and "You got a computer around here?"
>>3675220>Try to find Secret House
>>3675220>Vomit
>>3675220>Say thanks and leavethat was embarrassing
>>3675220>Ask ‘did I look... normal... to you? Ive has this suspicion for a while that something’s not right with my physiology.
>>3675220>More stuff
Actually,>more stuffIsn't there something else we need from here?
>>3675266A tauros
>>3675220>Say thanks>Vomit
>>3675220>>Push for more stuff>>3675266The Gold Teeth? Do we really need more HMs we aren't going to use?
>Vomityou do that.“Oh God... hey, why don’t you take this as well...”The Safari guy hands you [GOLD TEETH].“Those will sell for a lot of cash, or I’m sure someone is willing to give up something precious for them... please don’t sue. Have a nice day!”Fucking asshole. You’re just about ready to get out of here. But you wonder what happened to the pokemon that dragged you here. It seemed REALLY cool. Like perhaps the coolest. If only you could have one on your team someday... Oh well. Your time is about up in the safari zone and you need to find a new shirt.What do?>Exit Safari Zone>Write in
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>3675297>Get one last Pokemon one the way back
>>3675297>Exit>ask Joyous if she saw that cool Pokémon
>>3675297>Find a Scyther or a Pinsir
>>3675297>Get one last Pokemon one the way back
>>3675297>>Exit Safari Zone
>>3675297>>3675307dis
>Ask Joyous about pokemon“I really only see what you see Red, that’s how this thing works. I’m pretty sure it was a bug type, which i normally think are really gross but this one was EXTRA COOL and definitely one you should HAVE IN YOUR PARTY. I wonder if we’ll ever see it again?”You wonder. A very obvious shadow is cast behind you. What could it possibly beeee?What do?>Turn around>Leave Park>TURN AROUND U FUCK
>>3675338>Leave Parkwonder if it will follow us
>>3675338>>TURN AROUND U FUCK
>>3675338>>TURN AROUND U FUCKYou really want us to have this Scyther/Scizor, don't you?
>>3675338>>Leave Park
>>3675338>Leave park
>Turn Aroundhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DGv-5bwmKFYOh.My. GOD.It’s a PINSIR! Inarguably the BEST, or at least the COOLEST Pokemon!Not to mention he saved your life and is a total hero.What do?>Throw Safari Ball (Roll 1D10)>Throw Rock>Throw Bait>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3675379>>Throw RockGod dammit.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3675379>Throw Rockfuck you man hope ill get a nat one
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3675379>Throw Bait
>>3675379>Throw Bait
>>3675379>Throw baitGive him all the bait and food he can want. Then catch him once you finished bribing him.
>>3675379>Throw Safari Ball
>>3675379>>Throw Bait
>Throw BaitThe Pinsir takes the bait, and looks appreciative. It sits down to eat the tasty morsel. It even has great table manners? Wow!What do?>Throw Safari ball (Roll 1D10)>Throw Rock>More bait>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3675422>>Throw Rock
>>3675422>ask it to get in the ball so OP can stop gushing
>>3675422>Ask if he wants to come with
>>3675379>ask it to get in the ball
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3675422>Throw Safari ball
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3675422>>Throw Safari ball (Roll 1D10)
>>3675436yes
>>3675422>More bait
>>3675436Oh HELL yeah. You got it!Roll 1D100 to name Pinsir!You walk out of The Safari Zone a little older, a little anemic. But you made it.What do?>Go switch a PKMN out for Pinsir>Go to Safari Zone Warden’s house to lodge a complaint>Fuchsia Gym>Write in
>>3675469>>Go switch a PKMN out for Pinsir
>>3675469>Go to Safari Zone Warden’s house to lodge a complaintI can't get somebody to take these [GOLD TEETH] I found.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>3675469Pinsir>Go switch a PKMN out for Pinsir
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3675469>>Go to Safari Zone Warden’s house to lodge a complaint>Kitty
>>3675469>Go switch a PKMN out for PinsirScyther is better
>>3675486I get a 100 for this?
>>3675493Omedetou, anon-kun.
Time for some multi-tasking.Suggestions on who to swap out for Kitty?In our party currently are:StuartBernieDreamFishstickNoodleSenip>Complain to Safari Zone WardenYou bust down the old bastards door.What do?>Demand a refund>kick his ass (Roll 1D10)>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward>Shove [GOLD TEETH] Down his throat>Write in
>>3675509>NoodleSorry little one, you gotta go.>Demand a refund
>>3675509Senip>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
>>3675509>Senip>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward
>>3675509>Offer [GOLD TEETH] for reward>Noodle
Senip goes in the Box, Kitty is coming with us!>Offer teeth for reward“Oh, my TEETH! Thank you young man. I’m sorry to hear you got hurt in the Safari zone. We take the best precautions but sometimes these things happens if your roll real bad. Here, take this cash. It won’t close that hole in your stomach, but it’s something!”The old man hands over 5000 bucks! wow!What do?>Go T-Shirt Shopping>Fuchsia Gym>Write in—-That’s all for tonight. See ya tomorrow!
>>3675570>>Go T-Shirt Shopping
>>3675570>>use pokemon healing station to close stomach hole
>>3675570Ask if he got any HM.
>>3675586Oh yeah shit I'm stupid. The old man hands over HM04, Strength!
>>3675570>Go T-Shirt Shopping
>>3675594we're still keeping the money as well. Otherwise this old fart is getting his ass kicked for only giving rocks instead of actual tranquilizers for pokemon.
So are we ever going to be able to get a Lapras or
>>3675577Time for hand redux
>T-shirt shoppingGotta cover up. You wander over to the Fuchsia city t-shirt shop. The girl at the counter feels bad and agrees to let you pick one of their discount shirts to keep for free. >Pick Shirt>Write in suggestion
>>3677101>F
>>3677101Obviously the Clo shirt.
>>3677101E.
>>3677101>E
>EObviously you pick the Clo shirt. Clo is cute. Cute!With your big pepperoni nipples covered up once again, it’s time to get back to your pokemon journey.What do?>Fuchsia Gym>Write in
>>3677151>>Fuchsia GymWe've got Kitty, should be fine for everything but Koga.
>>3677151>>Fuchsia Gym
>>3677151>Fuchsia Gym
>>3677151>Fuschia gym
RG?
>>3677449Fell asleep for a bit :)))))>Fuchsia GymYou arrive at this city’s Pokemon Gym. It’s... rather spartan. That weird dude is here, as always. It looks like the Gym leader is just standing around in the center of a big empty room.What do?>Talk to weird dude>Walk right up to Gym Leader + Challenge>Write in
>>3677458Do you need to stop and get some rest, man? If you do, don't force yourself to stay awake. >>Talk to weird dude
>>3677458Happens>Talk to weird dude
>>3677458>>Walk right up to Gym Leader + Challenge
>>3677459Nah, it’s just really hot here and I supplemented that with a Vodka lemonade or two. Classic nap-maker.>Talk to weird dudeYou talk to the guy. You’re honestly not sure if this is the same guy or if this is a Joy type situation. Oh well.What ask?>Ask for strategy vs. poison type Pokemon>Ask about Gym Leader>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation>Write in
>>3677491>Ask about Gym Leader>Ask if he's stalking uspretty sure it's the same dude, since there's been a bit of continuity between his appearances and he's recognized us
>>3677491>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation>Ask about the Gym Leader
>>3677491>>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation>>Write inAsk why Ninja Joy is a bitch, when Neet Joy and Chuuni Joy are best girls.
>>3677491>>Ask if this dude is a joy type situation>Ask on seducing advice for the Joy in the PokeCenter
>>3677491>Ask for strategy vs. poison type Pokemon>Ask about Gym Leader
>>3677491>>Ask about Gym LeaderHe's just standing there, MENACINGLY.jpg
>Ask if weird dude is a joy situationNope! Just one of me, I’m afraid. Although if I had a clone, would having sex with it be incest? Or just masturbation? Gee I wish I could find out.>Ask about Gym leaderAh, the Leader of Fuchsia Gym is KOGA, the poisonous ninja master. He’s a real fucking asshole that will poison your pokemon! Good luck getting to him though, he’s got what appear to be ninja force fields all around him.>Ask about local JoyShe’s a ninja through and through, so naturally she’s a huge piece of shit. Not a ‘Best Girl’ situation at all. If you want to impress her you’d probably have to do some crazy ninja trick.What do?>Attempt to navigate Koga’s Maze (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3677531>Attempt to navigate Koga’s Maze (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3677531>>Write inAttempt to disbelieve the ninja force fields.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3677531>Gee I wish I could find out.Hmmm, now that you mention it...>Attempt to navigate Koga’s Maze (Roll 1D10)Use the Force Red
>>3677545You confidently stride into the made and immediately smack your fucking face against the force field.Ow.Oh, and a fucking Ninja drops out of the ceiling and wants to fight.He’s sending out Hypno!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3677573>Kitty, do something.Fucking Gen 1 movesets
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3677573>Kitty, Vicegrip
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3677573>think about how you really should get a hypno>kitty, vicegrp
>Kitty - VicegripKitty grabs hypno in a vicegrip! Damn, kitty is awesome.But.. Hypno endures and blasts Kitty with Confusion! Kitty is confused!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3677595Well fuck, looks like it's PKMN Doujin Quest now
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3677623>Piledriver
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3677623>Let it thrash about in confusion while still gripping hypno>think why is a psychic type in a poison gym
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3677623>Kitty continues the Vicegrip
>>3677629>ThrashThat happens. Hypno goes down! You win!The Ninja hands over 1500 bucks!You wonder why there’s a bunch of psychic types in this gym, and perhaps why Kitty (A pure bug type) doesn’t have access to a single bug type move. Man, Gen 1 SUCKS.What do?>Keep trying to navigate force fields (Roll 1D10)>Investigate force field>Write in
>>3677688>>Investigate force field
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3677688>Navigate the force field with more confidence
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3677688>>Write inContinue to disbelieve force fields.
>NavigateOOF. Your face collides with solid barrier once again. You’re starting to get pissed off.Another ninja decides to get up in your business.He’s sending out Sandslash!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3677799>FishStick, Bubblebeam
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3677799>Fishstick uses BubblebeamFirst Psychics now Ground types?
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3677799>FishStick, Bubblebeam
>>3677896>>3677897Finally, it looked like everyone went to sleep.
including the op apparently
>>3677896Shit and damn, that’s a gnarly bubble beam!SandSlash goes down!The Ninja is about to send in Arbok!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3677940>Dragon Rage
>>3677940>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Send in bernie, use flamethrower
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3677940>Dream, Earthquake
>>3677949Okay, that move is fucking cursed.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3677940>Dream: Earthquake (assuming I'm not going crazy and just imagined us teaching her that)Also>Red: WHERE ALL THE PSYCHIC TYPES?
>>3677949>Fishstick - Dragon RageFishtick fucks up, and catches some gnarly fangs to the face for his troubles!Fishstick is poisoned!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3677972>Bite it back!
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3677972>Bite
>>3677970Ah wait, I'm dumb, it's poison, not psychic.Forgive me for my dumbassery.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3677972Bite
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3677972>>Bite it back!
>Bite BackFishstick bites the Arbok right back in the face!Arbok is fucked up... but endures!! Fishstick takes poison damage!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3678022>Bubblebeam
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3678022>Bubblebath
>>3678036i am a fool
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3678022>Fishstick bites the fucker in 2
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3678022whats with this 1s
>>3678036NO RELAXING BATH FOR YOU ANON
>>3678036
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3678036>Bubblebathin with the save
>>3678036>BubblebathFishstick imagines that he’s in a nice, cozy bubble bath. In reality, he’ succumbed to the poison and fainted! Shit!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3678090>Bernie+Ember
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3678101ffs
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3678090>Bernie beats the Arbok with his Arbok
>>3678109But anon, he has an Ekans.
>>3678109thats fucking stupidill support it
>>3678121It evolved with him, somehow.
>>3678109Support.>>3678121It evolved when he did.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3678101>>Bernie+Ember
>>3678130>>3678133Oh.>>3678136Aw...
He didn't bring the Arbok with him anyway
>Beat Arbok with ArbokBernie swings his dead trophy and cracks Arbok right in the face!Grim!Arbok goes down! You win!The NInja hands over 2000 bucks!What do?>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)>Inspect force field>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3678162>>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3678162>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)Oh my fucking god, stop rolling anon.
>>3678168IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3678162>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)Time for the great equalizer
>>3678168shit>>3678176YES>>3678183WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TIMELINE
>>3678168>>3678176>>3678181WHAT SORT OF NINJA FAGGOTRY IS THIS
>>3678183I HATE THIS FUCKING GYM
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3678162>>Defy the force field gods once again (Roll 1D10)
>>3678168>>3678176>>3678183
>>3678183>>3678176>>3678168this needs to stop
>>3678168>>3678176>>3678183N.....Nani?
>Defy force field godsYou do that, crashing through that field right in front of Koga. The shattering noise and searing cuts on your body let you know that, Oh, it was just glass. It’s a fucking funhouse.What do?>Examine Bodily Damage>Challenge Koga>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3678162Punch the next trainer in the dick
>>3678245>Examine Bodily Damage
>>3678245>>Challenge KogaSo much for the ninja force fields
>>3678245>challenge Koga
>>3678246>Examine Bodily Damage
>>3678245>we're probably fine. Don't be a wuss. >Challenge koga
>Examine Bodily DamageOh. That’s pretty bad. you’re going to need a bandaid or a twelve,What do?>Bandage up>Challenge Koga>Write in
>>3678296>>Bandage up
>>3678296>Challenge KogaThey're just shallow lacerations, right?
>>3678296>Challenge Koga in a legal battle for Health and Safety violations
>>3678296>>Bandage upThis is why I wanted to get a Chansey when we got to the safari, but I missed most of it and the rolls were shit anyways
>>3678296>look awesome>challenge KogaFuschia city is really not our city.
>>3678336>>3678330>>3678327we are going to bleed out mid-battle and it will be your fault.
>>3678344EhWorse has happened to usIt'll be ok
>>3678296>Bandage uphope we get a level at self healing
>>3678355Cue the musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI&t=84s
>>3678296>Bandage up
>bandage upYou bandage up. Ah, much better. You’re sure this won’t lead to any problems down the line at all.What do?>Challenge Koga>Write in
>>3678400>>Challenge Koga[we need to go to a hospital]
>>3678400>bandaging upDumbasses.>Challenge Koga
>>3678400>try to demand a challenge through all the bandages.>has Koga even reacted?
>>3678400>Challenge Kogawe are going to shove our entire fabric of our at a pokemon healing majig
>>3678400>>Challenge Koga
>>3678448our existancegod how did i fucked it up
>Challenge Koga“You fucking doofus. You idiot. You unfuckable clod! Do you have any idea how much those glass walls cost?”Wow this guy is really pissed off.My name is KOGA, the poisonous ninja master and Leader of the Fuchsia gym. First, I’m going to kick your ass in a pokemon battle, and then I’m gonna kick your ass for real. Have at you!’What a fucking drama queen.Koga is sending out Koffing!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3678400>bandages>we look like red 1Oh fuck
>>3678465>Fine bring it faggot
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3678465>Kitty, Vicegrip
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3678465>Kitty, Vicegrip
>>3678465>>3678480Damn, son.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3678465>Nidoqueen, earth attackLet's really break this guy's gym.
>>3678480>Kitty, VicegripOk then, Kitty really puts the squeeze on that koffing!It goes down!Koga is about to send in Muk!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3678509>Bernie+Ember
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3678509>Dream, Ground Move
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3678509Dream, Ground move
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3678509>>Bernie+Ember
>>3678520>>3678531>>3678541Noice.
>Dream, Ground MoveDream uses Ground Move, whatever that is. looks like a little earthquake, to you.It’s super effective!But... Muk endures!It hits back with sludge, but against Dream it’s basically worthless! Suck a dick, Koga!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3678562>>>Bernie+Ember
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3678562>Dream, Thunderbolt
>>3678562>Dream, Ground Move again
>>3678579fuck my life
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3678562>>3678584fug
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3678562>>3678584>>3678589Thunderbolt? Really?
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3678562>Dream, Double Kick
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3678562>Dream, Ground Move again
>>3678567>>3678579>>3678600why do you do this
>>3678579>>3678597>>3678599>>3678600whatwhatwhatwhat
>>3678600ANON WHAT THE FUCK
>>3678591Well, at least the six made it through.
>>3678600>1 post by this ID>nat 1
>UhhhhWell, you thought that this was a slam-dunk with Dream, but the Muk just sort of envelops here entirely!They BOTH go down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3678616>Wait for Koga to stop wondering what the fuck just happened and send out his next 'mon
>>3678615>>3678609>>3678603When I went to roll there was only a 6, a 3, and a 1.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3678616>>>>Bernie+Ember
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3678616>Bernie, make them burn.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3678616>Bernie, Ember
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3678616>Bernie+Ember
>>3678623UPDATE BEFORE YOU POST, YOU BUFFOON
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>367861>Bernie, flamethrower/ember
>>3678629
>>3678629THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>3678629AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, STOP POSTING!
>>3678629Fuck this, I might as well play XCOM instead.
>>3678616>>3678631oops erased a number
Rolled 9 (1d10)>Bernie+Ember
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3678616>Bernie+Ember
>>3678640>off by 1Welp...
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3678616>Bernie ember
>>3678629>Bernie, Ember(Koga send out another Koffing, woops!)Bernie goes in to clear the deck with a mighty [FIRE ATTACK], but instead gets blasted in the face by a poison cloud! Fucking Ninjas!Bernie endures, but he’s BADLY poisoned!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3678668>Bernie: Blaze it
>>3678668>>3678672I'm not rolling anymore. Go for it anons.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3678668>>3678672
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3678668>>Bernie: Blaze it
>>3678672>>3678682finally
>Blaze itBernie sparks up a fat one and blazes with the Koffing. Koffing can’t hang and chokes like a bitch! It goes down!Bernie also goes down due to severe poisoning.Koga is about to send in Weezing!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3678696>Stuart: Bide?
>>3678703Guess I'll die.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3678696>>3678703FUCK
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3678696WHY>Stuart: Bide?
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3678696>Noodle, Wrap
>>3678696>Noodle, Dragon Rage
>>3678707Welcome to the nat 1 club. How would you like to despair for today?
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3678715
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3678696>Stuart+Bide
>>3678723GO STUART
>>3678703>Stuart, bideTurns out a rat isn’t the best at enduring a crap-ton of POISON.Stuart goes down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3678730>Noodle, Wrap
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3678730>Noodle: Wrap
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3678730>noodle, wrap
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3678723>noodle, wrap
>>3678746>Noodle, WrapOh hell yeah! Noodle wraps the Weezing up so well it doesn’t even get a chance to counter-attack.It takes a good chunk of damage... but it endures!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3678763>have Noodle choke the hp out of it
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3678763>Noodle: Squeeze the cheese (wrap)
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3678763>Squeeze harder
>>3678769you did this
>>3678769FUCK
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3678767NO ONE ELSE ROLL>>3678769I FUCKING HATE YOU
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3678763>Squeeze harderI MUST SAVE
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3678763SQUEEZE
>>3678782>off by one
So is Red the unluckiest /qst/ protag at this point?
>>3678782>1 awayFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUCK
>>3678767>>3678769>>3678782>Choke a bitchNoodle hangs on, choking the life out of weezing... but Noodle gets poisoned!These two are fucking KILLING EACH OTHER.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3678788>Noodle: Dragon rageShit, who do we even have left besides Noodle?
>>3678790kitty
>>3678790Right as I say Red's the unluckiest /qst/ protag...
>>3678790YEEEEE FUCKING HAAAAAAWWWW
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3678788>SQUEEZE HARDERAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3678790NO ONE ROLL
>>3678790>Noodle, Dragon RageNoodle hangs on like a little fucking champ, and somehow unleashes Dragon Rage even though it shouldn’t know it yet...They BOTH go down!You win!Koga is a real salty bastard about it, but he hands over 5000 bucks and the Soul Badge!What do?>Victory Dance>Check on Noodle>Write in
>>3678795why
>>3678800>>Check on Noodle
>>3678800>why is noodle glowing
>>3678800>>Victory Dancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV01JnAmO4wWE DID IT
>>3678801at least he didn't roll a 1
>>3678800>Check on Noodle
>...Noodle?Oh, poor guy. He’s really hurt. Don’t worry, we’ll get you right to the pokemon cen-..Noodle? Noodle?!..oh no.What do?>Write in
>>3678824>THE HAND
>>3678824>THE HANDI'm not ready to say goodbye to another NoodleNot yet
>>3678824Ask Joyous for help on what to do.
>>3678824>QUICK USE ONE OF OUR HEALING ITEMS
>>3678824>Try out that new hand powerWe're not leaving a man behind
>>3678824>CryRIP
>>3678824>>3678830If she doesn't know anything, >>3678829.
>HAND!You try the yellow, the red, the blue... nothing!All these fucking hand powers and they don’t do a God damn thing. What’s the fucking point?!GOD. DAMNIT!....What do?>t u r n a r o u n d
>>3678856>>t u r n a r o u n d
>>3678856>turn around
>>3678856>t u r n a r o u n db-buddy?
>>3678856>turn aroundJaped again!
>Turn aroundWow what a fucking surprise, Noodle is alive and evolved!Masterful writing, QM - you think to yourself.What do?>Poke Center>Poke Mart>Route 19 (Towards Seafoam Islands)>Write in———Last post of the night. See ya later!
>>3678877>endure koga yapping at you pike every gym leader
>>3678877>Poke CenterGotta heal up those 1s.
>>3678877Wait, how's that work...?>Check on Noodle's "corpse"
>>3678877>>Poke Center
>>3678877>hug noodle and cry like a bitch then>Poke Center
>>3678877>Poke CenterTake Noodle's 'corpse' as well, might come in handy
>>3678888Actually, this first, THEN >>3678883
>>3678877Hug noodle
>>3678877noodle is beautiful>>3678883probably shedded noodle's skin like a snake
>>3678894Oh yeah, somehow I totally forgot that's a thing snakes do.
>>3678894So beautiful, could we just keep it like this forever?
>>3678904No you will have your winged barney and you will love it.>Go to the Pokemon center.
>>3678904>>3678914We just gotta asked bird-brain for a favor to get an Everstone before held items are invented.
>>3678917yes, orange barney is a nope
>>3678914Do we really need ANOTHER barneymon? We already have one with tiddies and that's really hard to top.
Our mons have been getting KO'd a lot, lately. I know Friendship isn't officially a thing until G/S/C but we should still ask how they feel about us.
>>3678932if everyone is down we can fort out at the pokemon center until we heal up and just spend time with our mons. sometime outside their Pokeball will be good for them.
>>3678938I'd be down.Bondage, ho! wait no
>>3678932I don't think it bothers them since we keep winning, friendship isn't even a problem in the actual games since almost everything you do gives happiness.
>>3678877>Go to a fucking hospital goddamn
>>3679038We can probably Fly to a hospital.
>>3679047Do any of the Pokemon we have even learn fly? Remember this is gen 1
>Hug NoodleThat happens.>Poke CenterNinja Joy stares at you with disdain, but she does her job and heals your pokemon up.What do?>Attempt ninja trick to impress Ninja Joy (Roll1 D10)>Check how all your pokemon feel about you>Check PC>Write in
>>3679795>>Check how all your pokemon feel about you
>>3679795>Check how all your pokemon feel about you
>>3679494Bernie’s got wings.>Check in with your PokemonYou take a moment to have a team meeting.Stuart - His blank expression gives away nothing, but you know this little guy loves you.Bernie - He’s got a bit of an attitude, but he respects you as a trainer, especially when he gets to have a good fight and look cool.Dream - She respects you a bit more than Bernie, but also has a thirst for slamming other pokemon into the dirt.Fishstick - This guy is just mad all the time. No fixing that.Noodle - They’re giving you lovey dovey eyes. Uh oh.Kitty - As the new guy, he feels like he’s got something to prove. Also he’s fucking awesome.What do?>Check PC>Ninja trick (Roll1D10)>Proceed to Rt 19>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3679851>Ninja Trick>Look how fast i can Naruto Run.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3679851>>Ninja trick (Roll1D10)*randomly make signs with your hands* "Check out this jutsu!"
>>3679855>>3679892>Naruto RunYou do your best ninja trick, the EPIC Naruto Run.Ninja joy stares in horror and confusion. To her you have just become [UNFUCKABLE].Joyous, on the other hand is immune to cringe and thinks it’s [PRETTY COOL].Guess you can’t please everyone.What do?>PC>Route 19>Write in
>>3679904Can we talk to mom first? Heck, talk to the Professor too, see how our Mom and the Mon's are doing.
>>3679904>Poke mart
>>3679904>>3679908>oedipus level maxoh no>poke mart before you get sued by ninja lawyers
>>3679908Can we not? The Oedipus levels are getting too high, let's just ghost our mom for the rest of the game.
>[CRITICAL OEDIPUS LEVEL]One little call to mom couldn’t hurt.You ring her up and... uh oh.“*Yaaaawn*... oh hey sweetie, I was just sunning myself in the back yard. It’s so nice out today! Oof but I’m going to get some nasty tanlines, wonder if I should just pot these off and...”UH OH. OH MAN. OH GEEZE.What do?>Hang up>Crank ur hog>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3679979RESIST
>>3679979>>Hang up>Meditate about where you went wrong in life
>>3679982fuck
>>3679979>>Hang up
>>3679982>>3679993
>Hang upYou kick the fucking computer over and run away.Phew, that was close!Joyous has a devious look on her face.“Ara Ara, Red. I knew you were a bit of a Mother-con but this is gating d-a-n-g-e-r-o-u-s.”You banish the thoughts of your mom’s thick thighs and perfect rack from your mind. Never again will you consider her soft skin, pretty face and perky nip- FUCK FUCK FUCK. No.POKEMON, CATCH EM. TIME TO CATCH. TRAIN. FIGHT.What do?>Route 19>Poke Mart>Fly Home>Write in
>>3680041>>Poke Mart
>>3680041>Heal yourself with the power of the hand>pokemart
>>3680041What the fuck Joyous, I thought you didn't like our Oedipus level!
>>3680041>Go to an actual human hospital you turbo autist
>>3680066She’s just teasing>>3680070Human...hospital? You can’t recall any of those existing in Kanto. >Poke MartYou’ve got 11350 bucks to your name, and a nice lazy screenshot to go off of. Go nuts!>Roll 1D100 and pick which items you buy.>Leave (Route 19)>Write in
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>3680088>4x Great balls>4x Super potions>1x Hyper potion, use on self
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3680088>3 Ultra Balls>2 Hyper Potion>2 Full HealsHave we even used anything besides pokeballs?
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>3680088>Sell TM Psywave>10 UltraballsArticuno here we goooo!
>>3680109I think we used a great ball once
>>3680112Ah, right, Snorlax.
>>3680110You shell out some serious cash for Ultraballs. Who knows, there might be some really tough pokemon to catch ahead...You’re pretty much finished up in Fuchsia, as far as you can tell.What do?>Route 19>Write in
>>3680131>Route 1->...>Wait, where did our bandages, go?
>>3680131>>Route 19
>>3680131>Route 1->>3680135>wait who took our bandages
>Route 19You hastily re-wrap your bandages that nobody forgot to draw.Ah, Route 19. It’s a lovely public beach!Beauties sunning themselves, swimmers swimming and a clean ocean breeze. It’s a pretty direct shot to the Seafoam Islands, and from there Cinnabar Island!What do?>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D10)>Seek Trainer Battle>SURF using Fishstick>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3680182Look for pokemon
>>3680182>>Seek Trainer Battle
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3680182>Look for PKMN
>>3680182>Look for pokemon and a cure for our injuries and pain
>Look for PokemonBy the ocean it looks like it’s all pretty much Tentacool.That is, unless you go find a better ROD.Guess yours just doesn’t quite stack up.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1 D10>Throw Pokeball (roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3680239>Kitty, Vicegrip
>Kitty, VicegripKitty starts squeezing the juice out of Tentacool!that doesn’t sound very good!It’s already on it’s last legs, what do?>Throw Pokeball (Roll1D10)>Finish it>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3680344>throw Pokeball
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3680344>throw pokeball
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3680344>>Throw Pokeball
>>3680363Nice.
>>3680363Phew, you were worried for a minute there!You catch a Tentacool! It’s transferred to BOX 1 in the PC.Roll 1D100 to name it!What do now?>Look for more Tentacoolk>Seek Trainer Battle>Surf on Fishstick>Write in——-Gonna run out for a few hours, might be back later tonight. Hope we get to Seafoam :)))
>>3680382>search for a fishing rod, any rod
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>3680382>Surf on fishstick>SquishyBob
>>3680382>>Seek Trainer Battle
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3680382>Seek Trainer BattleSquid
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>3680382>InkstainAlso Bernie probably knows Flamethrower by now, we should stop using Ember.
Rolled 11 (1d100)>>3680382>shmarkstain
>>3680519I've seen enough hentai to now where this is going
>Seek Trainer BattleA nearby Swimmer wants to fight!He’s about to send out Tentacool!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3681558>Noodle+Slam
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3681558Noodle, dragon rage
>Noodle, SlamTentacool? Get the FUCK outta here. Swimmer is about to send out a Shellder. What kinda clown is this guy?What do?>Write in pkmn, atk, roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3681627>Dragon Rage
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3681627>Dragon Rage
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3681627Noodle>Super Dragon Soul aka Dragon Ragehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFMRTeHJfXo
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3681627Noodle, dragon rage
>Noodle, Dragon RageYou’re not sure if Noodle knows that move yet, but they look reaaaaal angry at the shellder. Shellder is a social recluse and can’t take the criticism! Shellder goes down!You win!The Swimmer hands over 500 bucks.What do?>Surf to Rt 20>Seek another trainer battle>Write in
>>3681666>Surf to Rt 20
>>3681666I think they do at level 45? We should be around that lvl range right?>Surf to Rt 20
>>3681672just checked and you are... correct!>Route 20Alright, next stop Seafoam Islands! You can see them from here! There are a few more trainers milling about around here, and a ton more tentacool.What do?>Continue to Seafoam>Seek Trainer Battle>Seek Tentacool>Write in
>>3681700>>Continue to SeafoamWe don't need anymore trainers or tentacool.
>>3681700>Continue to SeafoamLet's get us a Seel
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>3681700>Continue to Seafoam
>Continue to SeafoamAh, the Seafoam islands. There’s pokemon in them there caves. Some say a pokemon nobody has seen for generations rests at the bottom floor, if anyone were brave enough to find it.What do?>Go inside and look around>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
>>3681732Which option takes me to the bottom?
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3681732>>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>3681732>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>3681732>>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3681732>>Go inside and look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Look for PKMNAw shit, bitch - It’s a slowpoke!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3681762>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)It's so slow, it doesn't realize it has been caught already.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3681762Stuart+PopQuizTest
>>3681767you're right
>>3681767>You're already caught
>>3681767Well shit. You catch the slowpoke!Roll 1D100 to name him!You take a moment to look around. It’s all fucking holes and ladders around here. This is going to suck.What do?>Go down Ladder>Jump through hole>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3681796Stewart
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3681796>Jump through holeWe are not injured enough
Rolled 50 (1d100)Barry>>3681796>ladder
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>3681796bob
>>3681805>My Name is Barry Allen, and i am the slowest man alive.
>>3681796>>Jump through Ladder>>Go up hole
>>3681811Ey, you got it.>>3681809disgruntled_jabroni.jpg
>>3681818Fun fact: it can learn flash in generation 2, but not 1. It is possible, however, to trade a Slowpoke with Flash to a Gen 1 game.What i saying, is that Barry can learn Flash.
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>3681796Rolling for 15061604
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>3681796Rolling for using a flying pokémon to fly through the stupid maze directly to our goal.
>LadderYou head down the nearest ladder to B1F.More ladders. More holes.Now there are a bunch of rocks in the mix, great.One of your pokemon could you STRENGTH to move them, if you really want.What do?>Ladder>Hole>Push Rock down hole>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>3681850>Focus our VENGEANCE power into GODHAND and destroy the boulder
>>3681850>>Push Rock down holeHow smart must be the ancient pokémon, hiding behind some shitty rock puzzles for decades
>>3681850>Push Rock down holeDream's got this.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3681850>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>3681861>Dream, StrengthDream shoves a big rock down a bigger hole.you look down and hear a splash.What do?>Jump down>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
>>3681860Hey man, rock puzzles are no joke. See: Gen 3.
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>3681883>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3681883>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)Did we miss Zapdos?
>>3681883>Look for a ladder
>>3681898How did we miss Zapdos if we haven't even looked for it yet. We just got the badge.
>Look for PKMNShellder!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3681908>Stuart, Super fang
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3681908>Ask for a autograph, we really liked that wacky science show he did.>>3681904Forgot you had to have surf to catch him.
>>3681913>Hyper FangStuart does that. He may have chipped a tooth on Shellder’s shell, but the shellder doesn’t look too pleased about things themself.What do?>Finish it>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3681932>>Throw Pokeball
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3681932>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3681932>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Throw PokeballGot em! Shellder gets transferred to Box 1, as is tradition.Roll 1D100 to name it!Ok there is a ridiculous amount of ladders and holes and rocks around.What do?>Ladder>Hole>Rock>Write in
>>3681983>>Rock
>>3681983>Rockinto>Holego down>Ladder
>>3681983>HoleIt'll be fine
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>3681983shelly>>3681987based baba anonsupporting
>>3681983>Rock>>3681995Fucking hell
>>3681995>babaThat's not exactly how a Baba script would be written.
>>3682000its the effort that counts
>>3681995>>3682000Yeah, if it was actually a baba script it would probably be something like>HOLE is SINK>ROCK is PUSH>RED on LADDER is FALL(?)>RED is YOU
>Red is YouYou take part in a doodle that doesn’t entirely make sense but references a [GOOD GAME].You head down a ladder to B2F, following some plunging rocks.Down here you find some seriously flowing water, and some holes leading down within that water,. Scary.What do?>Surf>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
>>3682016>>Surf
>>3682016>Surf
>SurfYou start gliding around with Fishstick... only to get sucked into a rapid whirlpool! Fuck! What do?>Write in
>>3682051>Cry
>>3682051Have him toss us back to land and return him.
>inb4 "you can't"Then have Bernie pull him out.
>>3682079Roll 1D10
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3682109
>>3682113Holy shit
>>3682051>>Write inFishstick, use Whirlpool to navigate the Whirlpools.
>>3682113>Fishstick Throw then ReturnHoly crap, you can’t believe you pulled it off!You’re just upset that nobody was around with a camera to- The ground beneath your cracks, then shatters.You feel yourself fall several stories before landing with a THUD.You Black Out!What do?>Come to>Dream>Write in
>>3682143Thou hast t'be shitting me.>>Dream
>>3682143>Dream
>>3682143>DreamTry not to think about Mom too much
>>3682143>Come to
>>3682143>dream Vermillion Joy Vermillion joy Vermillion joy
>>3682143Are you absolutely fucking kidding me RG
Come to, you idiots!
>>3682143>>Come to
>>3682143>dream
>>3682172>this
>Dreamhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zrKxxRFytio“Oh, Dead again, Red? You already owe me one favor, but why not two? Haha, don’t worry. I just need to one. That’s all it takes. And don’t think you’re going to solve anything with that glowy hand business of yours. They’ve been practically useless up until now anyway.”What do?>Wake up>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on>Write in
>>3682201>>Imagine Missing No with no clothes onI guess we're already here. Might as well try to fuck with it.
>>3682201>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
>>3682201>Flip him off and then do a sick kickflip back to consciousness
>>3682201Great job, retards.>Imagine Missing No with no clothes onAs a girl.
>>3682201>I mean one of them punched right through a pokemon so that's worth something. Imagine vermillion joy with us
>>3682201>>Wake up
>>3682201>>Imagine Missing No with no clothes on
>Imagine with no clothes on“Oh, hardy har har. Real mature, Red. Really interesting to see where YOUR imagination led. Do hurry up and get yourself to Cinnabar, will you?”Your dream fades, and you begin to wake up.It’s cold here. Really cold. And dark.What do?>Look around you>Shout for help>Write in
>>3682241>>Look around you
>>3682241>>Look around you and summon berni he should help light the way
>>3682241>Look around you
>>3682241So what did we learn?Don't fall asleep when we get debilitating injuries.>>3682248>Look around you and summon berni he should help light the way
>>3682241>Vomit profusely>Then look around
>Use Bernie, Look aroundBernie’s flame helps a bit, but it’s still freezing cold down here. You guess caves this deep just sort of get that way, huh?Looks like there is a way to exit a little ways off, you just need to surf to get there.Hey, this didn’t work out so bad after all!What do?>Surf to exit>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
>>3682275>Behind you!
>>3682275>Turn around mofoWe've been through this song and dance before with Cheese, we can do it again with a legendary!
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3682275>Look for PKMNStill need to get a Seel. Maybe there's one behind that bird.
>>3682275>Look behind you
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>3682275>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>3682275>Look for PokemonMan, who knows what we could get
>>3682281>>3682283>>3682293
>>3682275>Turn around
>>3682281>>3682283>>3682293>actually rollingYou know, there's a limit to pretending to be retarded.
>>3682275>>Write inThat birb looks warm, see if it'll let you snuggle it's fluff.
I think this is the longest I've seen one of these kinds of quests go. Good on your for sticking with it RocketGrunt.
>>3682275>turn around
>>3682307This works too. Let's do this instead.
>>3682310There’s probably just something wrong w/ my brain>Turn AroundHOLY FUCK IT’S LEGENDARY POKEMON ARTICUNO FUKWhat do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Also, I just noticed. We should archive vol. 6
>>3682330>Noodle, Thunderwave
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3682330>Noodle, Thunderwave
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3682330>Noodle, Thunderwave
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3682330>Noodle: Thuderwave
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3682330Noodle+Thunder Wave
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3682335
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3682330>Noodle - Thunderwave
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3682330>Noodle, Thunder Wave
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3682330>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Noodle, Thunderwave
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3682330>Throw Rock for 4x damage
>>3682338>>3682340>>3682346
>>3682338>>3682340aw damnit
>>3682338
>3 1s (ones)GODDAMNIT
>>3682338>>3682340>>3682346Ha ha ha fuck......
>>3682349INB4 Noodle is Frozen Solid
>>3682354Noodle's fucking dead m8
>>3682338>>3682340>>3682346>Noodle ThunderwaveToo slow, joe! Articuno blasts Noodle with a massive Ice beam!Noodle is FUCKED! They go down!Not a great start...What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
>>3682362>Assert dominance
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3682362Berni+Firestorm
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3682362>Dream, Thunderbolt
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3682362>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Bernie, Flamethrower
>>3682366
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3682362>Bernie, Flamethrower
>>3682366Oof, welp. I'm out. You should thank me for taking out the bad rolls early.
>>3682366Buddy, I think you need to stop for tonight.
>>3682362>Bernie+Flamethrower
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3682362>Dream, Thunderboltnot again
>>3682366So it's going to be one of those threads huh?
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3682378
>>3682381these fucking rolls i swear
>>3682310Ironic
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3682362>Dream, Thunderbolt
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3682362>Bernie, Flamethrower
>>3682365>>3682367>>3682371>Bernie, Fire attackThose rolls add up to NOT QUITE FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH.Articuno gets the jump with another Ice beam!It’s not super effective but it looks like it hurts a lot!Bernie probably can’t take many of those...What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3682397Kitty+use an attack
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3682397>Bernie, Arbok Whip
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>3682397>Hyper Potion+Flamethrower
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3682409Shit, wrong dice.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3682397>Bernie Indy Whips with Arbok>>3682405FUCKING
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3682397>Bernie, Arbok Whipplease a ten for fucks sake
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3682397>Hyper Potion+Flamethrower
>>3682397>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Bernie, Fire Spin! Trap it!
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3682419Whoops, forgot my dice
>>3682408>>3682413>>3682414>>3682416>>3682418>>3682416>>3682418Ehhhh that’s enough for a successful attack.Bernie bitch slaps the Articuno with his dead arbok! The Articuno takes a solid hit, but lashes back with another Ice beam!Bernie is on his last legs...!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3682435>>Hyper Potion+Flamethrower
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3682435>Bernie garrotes Articuno
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3682435>Flamethrower
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3682435>>3682437
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3682435>Bernie, flamethrower
>>3682450This dog
>>3682450>Critical hit!>ARTICUNO fainted!>everyone's fw
>>3682450>Bernie, FlamethrowerCritical hit! It’s super effective! Gaw damn!The Articuno gets blasted, and flounders around in the air for a bit! ... Now might be the them...What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
>>3682464Don't jinx it.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3682477>Throw Ultra Ball
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3682464>>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3682477>THROW LIKE YOU'VE NEVER THROWN BEFORE
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3682477>throw Ultra Ball
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3682477>>Throw Ultra Ball (Roll 1D10)GO!
>>3682483>that wordingOh no...
Alright lads no more rolling. For the love of god before the NAT 1 spoils it
>>3682492
>>3682481>>3682482>>3682483>>3682485You throw an Ultra Ball...It’s wobbling like crazy! Wobble wobble.It won’t stop wobbling what the fuuuuckWhat do?>Pray>Hold Down B>Shit Pants>Write in
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3682499>Pray to RNGsus
>>3682499>>Hold Down BThis always worksAlso >checked
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>3682499>grab the pokeball>use god handAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3682499>Jump on top of the ball
>>3682499>write in>ALTERNATE MASH A AND B! ALTERNATE MASH A AND B!!!!!
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3682499>Hold it closed with GOD HAND
>>3682499>Grab the fucker and hold it closed
>>3682499>Hold Down B
>Hold Ball ClosedYou do that.. and......You Caught Articuno! Ho lee shit!Articuno is transferred to Box 1 in the PC!Roll 1D100 to name it!What do now?>Blow this pop stand>Write in
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3682435Freeza
