>>3672639
>>3672639
>nah,I'll help

>>3672639
>>Nah, I'll help

>>3672639
>Nah, I'll help

Okie dokie
Helping space mom clean things up even though she doesn't really need it

>writing

"Nah..."
You speak up.
"Don't worry! I'll help you!"

"That's... really... not..."
She tries to say no but when looking at your starry eyes she can't bring herself to it.
"As you wish."

Using her staff Vados conjured some necessary tools as well as some chemicals with which you can make this room squeaky clean.
Slowly over the course of an hour the two of you dusted off everything, swept and mopped up the floor, as well as clean up some cobwebs that were in the corners.
But by the end, once you could clearly see the fuit of your labor Vados was clearly satisfied.

"Well... now this is more like it!"

"Finally a room worthy to host you, huh?"

"Yeap.
And I must say, I find this whole "manual labor" thing quite endearing.
I never knew one could derive so much satisfaction from such a simple thing."

"See? Omnipotence has its downsides!
Being able to magically wisk anything and everything away must be quite boring."

"A few hours ago... I would've argued against that statement.
But now I see the wisdom behind it. Thank you Eric, for this wonderful little experience."

"Anytime Vados."

As she moves over to pick her staff back up however, Vados finds herself stopping mid motion as something catches her attention.
She stares intently at seemingly nothing, looking like she's heavily contemplating something.
"Is... anything wrong?"
You ask her dumbly.

"N-No!
I was just thinking about something."
She makes her staff levitate before stretching an arm out and tugging at her sleeve with the other.
"It appears that we've made quite a mess of ourselves in the cleaning process."
She then pokes you and finds herself surprised by the fact that she left a dusty fingerprint on your cheek, adding to the dirt on you.
"See?"

Looking all over yourself, you agree with her that you're in desperate need of a shower... and a laundromat.
Damn it! That was a damn fine shirt too!

"Say... Couldn't you just make it all disappear?"
You ask her.

"Of course I could.
But... after all that... would you be fine with that?"

>Yes.
>W-What do you mean? (sweat profusely)
>I should go!
>Other?

>>3672747
>W-What do you mean? (sweat profusely)

>>3672747
>W-What do you mean? (sweat profusely)

>>3672747
>W-What do you mean? (sweat profusely)
INITIATE SPAGHETTI OVERFLOW PROTOCOLS!!!

Also, we really need to get around to contemplating Chronoa's secret method to cheer up the girls if we haven't already.

>>3672770
Hmmmmm.... Can do
As a quick reminder, here's Chronoas hint:
>If you wish to appease them all you have to do is give them "something which was lost" and "something which they never had".

I'll let you roll 1d21 to figure it out
But if you can guess, even a little, I'll give you a bonus to your roll
Best of 4
DC: 17 Crit: 20

>writing
>Critical Spaghetti spillage imminent
>Please evacuate the Spaghetti zone

Rolled 13 (1d21)

>>3672800

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3672800
Crit pls

Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3672800
Rolling again out of embarrassment

Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3672800

>>3672814
D21 not 100 try again.

Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>3672800

>>3672817
Praise our Android masters!

>>3672830
As usual


Still... no guesses? No stabs in the dark?

>>3672837
Family?

>>3672837
I'd like to say yes
But no.

>>3672845
Wow... first try... But probably not the way you think
Good job anon

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Aw shit, here we go again.
The portal to the spaghetti dimension is opening again.
And not even your mastery over space, nor your ability to think with portals is going to stop it.

"W-What do you mean?"
You ask from her while your body is secreting more sweat than you thought possible.

"Going to the bath, what else?"
At this point you feel a weak *pop* as a blood vessel in your nose goes off. Blood's not leaking just yet but the smell of iron is getting stronger.
"You wash my back, I wash yours. Literally in this case."

An image flashes in your head and you feel like you just were on the receiving end of a headshot as your noggin' is propelled backwards by the velocity of the blood shooting out of your nostril.
There's no doubt about it, if what you envisioned even PARTIALLY came true, you'd do many sinful things... again and again, over a long period of time.
Reaching for your head you start complaining in a nasal voice.
"Okay! That is RIGHT OUT!"

"Why?"
She asks in a casual manner.
"As long as no intercourse takes place I see no problem with that.
It's just a friendly gesture between peers."

"Noooooooooooooooooo-
NO! Nu-uh! Nope! Naw! Hell, the fuck, NO!"
You reject even the idea of it in embarrassment, making Vados wonder whether or not your blush is from your nosebleed.

"Don't tell me... are you afraid the girls would find out?
I don't see why they'd have an issue with that."

"That's not it!
I... I made them angry at me once! I don't want to go through that again!
And I STILL didn't figure out what to do to get back their trust-"
Letting out a gasp you recall the Supreme Kai of Time's words.
"That's it! What they lost... Caulifla has a brother!"
Turning tail you rush through the door, still holding your nose.
"THANKS VADOS!"

>>3672859
Eric
I'm dissapointed as a man but I'm proud of you as a human being

Good job and suck my balls faggot

>>3672859
Honestly, they'd probably be fine with mixed bathing as long as our eyes don't wander too much.

In truth you're glad this idea came to your mind, it gave you an excuse to bolt the fuck out of there.
But it still left you with a major problem to take care of before doing anything else. Running for the lake you dunk your head in the water both to cool your head a bit and to clean yourself.
As both bubbles and streaks of red emerge on the surface of the water Sam walks up to you and speaks up.

"Heh...
Imagining naked ladies again?
Tsk, tsk, tsk... When will you learn?"

"GURGLE GURGLE!"
(SHUT UP!)
Popping free of the water you gasp for air while trying to wash your face of any leftover blood.
"Fuck... that was a bad one..."

"Yeah. I see like... a gallon of blood over there.
Jeez it's like a BP oil spill. So.... Whose butt did you want to pee in now?"
You flip him off.
"Come oooon! You can tell me!"

*sigh*
"Vados."

"Whohoooooooa duuude!
Niiiiiice... wanting to bang a transcendental being beyond a god.
It's weird but... nice."

"I did not IMAGINE anything!
She implanted the imagery in MY head!"

"Wait wut?
No way! Noooo fucking waaay! I don't believe it!
Stop bullshitting me!"

"It's not bullshit."

"DUDE! Then did you... just cuck yourself?"

"NO!
I... decided to run away like a bitch... because I want to remain loyal to my... girlfriend."

"Your... what?"
Sam snickers.
"I didn't realize you got a daki here. How did your kids react when you introduced "mommy" to them?"

"Fuck... you."

"Wait... you're serious?!"

"Yeah..."

"Wow.
Eric the virgin got a gf.
How did that exactly happen? What with you being absolutely unable to even talk to a girl."

"None of your damn business.
Also it's a very weird and long story, one I don't have the mood nor the patience to tell."

"So... what are you plannin' on doin'?"

That... is a very good question.
>I gotta arrange something for Caulifla...
>I wanna go and see Kale... I need a hug
>I... should probably go back and apologize to Vados. I could've done that more tactfully
>Other?

>>3672889
>I gotta arrange something for Caulifla...

>>3672889
>I gotta arrange something for Caulifla

>>3672907
Support

>>3672889
>apologize to vados and get her help in your hair brained scheme

>>3672954
Pfffffffffffffft....
I see we're setting up the next plot-line super early

>writing

>>3672959
Wana spar with the guy. He was suposed to be strong enought for Cabba to think of inviting to ToP before he learned of the injury. I bet he has some nice moves hiden behind that rust.

>>3672980
I can't remember... was it stated what sort of Injury he had?
Or was it just implied?
I vaguely recall his leg being the problem, which... yeah would be a pretty big problem for a fighter

"I'd.... better get back to Vados.
Maybe I'll look less of a retard in her eyes.
Wanna come with?"

Sam shrugs.
"Sure. Could use a laugh anyway."

Walking back slowly, you find Vados leaving Champas castle. Her body's now squeaky clean.
"Oh Eric! I was worried about you."

"Holy shit..."
Sam whispers.
"He wasn't kidding."

"Yeah, sorry. I got a bit... scared shitless.
We cool?"

"Why wouldn't we be?"

"Oh thank god..."

"Here."
She waves her wand a bit and all the dirt disappears from your body in a flash.
"Maybe we'll make up for it later."

"Don-
*sigh*
Sure..."

"So... what can I help you with Sam?"

"Who, me? Nothin'.
Though Eric says he needs your help with something."

"Oh?
Well, what is it?"

"I'm planning on getting Caulifla back in touch with her family."
Vados raises an eyebrow, as if she's surprised by this.
"I heard she has a brother and that they were apparently close before she was exiled.
Maybe I could earn some brownie points with her if I managed to get them back in touch."

"Ah, I see!
Unfortunately I'm not aware of her family, so I'm not sure how useful I could be."

"Well... can you contact Cabba?
I'm sure he has an idea."

"That I can."

Raising her staff Vados conjured a sort of glowy orb which displays an image of Cabba... and you nearly get an aneurism from it.
"Is that... your sister? Where is his hand?!"

"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The boy looses his balance and falls off the chair he was sitting on, his hand lets go of Elenas shoulder in the process.
"E-Eric? Where are you?
Oh no... Are you God now?!"

"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffff-"

"Damn it bro! Stop butting in on our business all the time!
You're getting creepy!"

"Hi Elena!"

"O-Oh... Hi Sam!"

Practically foaming at the mouth it takes Vados a few moments before she can bring you back to your senses.
Once you're capable of coherent speech once more you describe your plan to Cabba, omitting every insult that comes into your mind during the process.

"Oh... you want to help Caulifla meet her brother?
I had no idea she even cared about Renso...
Wait... how do you know about Renso? Did Caulifla tell you about him? I'm impressed."

"Can you help or not?"

"Errrrr...
Hard to say. Renso is a war veteran and a very loyal Sadalan.
But apparently he loves his little sister very much. So... I don't see why he wouldn't meet her...
It's just a problem of them meeting outside Sadala controlled space. Renso would probably agree to meeting her on a neutral planet."

"But it's hardly ideal."

"Yeah... You planning on a more permanent solution?"

You nod.
"They may dislike it but Sadala is still their home.
If possible I'd like them to be able to go back if they so choose."

Cabba hisses.
"Thaaaaat... might be difficult."

"How so?
Have I not helped you enough?"

"It's not a problem with YOU per so...."

*sigh*
"I understand."

"Truth is Caulifla and Kale... mostly Caulifla caused too much mischief in recent times.
She's not considered a mere deviant... but an outlaw. I think you'd need something much more substantial to-"
Cabba then looks like he had a sudden revelation.
"THAT'S IT! I got an idea!"

"...
Go on."

"We've been... discussing things with the Earth governments.
Things have been going smoothly so we started talking about a more... large scale meeting between the two worlds."

Sam starts blinking curiously.
"You wanna bring your monkey pals to Earth?"

"Basically.
King Sadala showed great interest in Erics home planet... aaas did other members of the royal court."

"Uh-oh."

"Yeah Eric, uh-oh.
We've been thinking about how to best handle the arrival of the Sadalan Royal Family.
Your president insists on a parade but I told him that us Saiyans... wouldn't really be interested in such a thing. Still, it seems customary so we'll do it."

"Then... what were you thinking?"

"A global martial arts tournament!
To showcase the capabilities of the mightiest Earthlings!
The president seems hesitant about it, but if you came and convinced him-"

"And how would that help me, specifically?"

"Whenever King Sadala is impressed by a warrior, he usually offers them a wish which he'd fulfill...
If you came and won the tournament-"

"I see..."

>That sounds retarded
>I'm game. It'd be good for the populace to see what we're really about.
>Other?

>>3673043
>I'm game. It'd be good for the populace to see what we're really about

>>3673043
>I'm game. It'd be good for the populace to see what we're really about.

>>3673043
>I'm game. It'd be good for the populace to see what we're really about.
>>Sam try to not fall out of competition too quick.
>>> comonn dont you wana test out your new moves? Tournaments going to be as safe as it gets for real fighting.

>>3673061
I'm glad someone wants to bring Sam along.
That might be interesting. However...
You'd be surprised who else I have in mind

>>3673074
Our sister? Shes probably the nr 3 as far as earthlings go curently. Thought cant see a reason why she would wana join.

>>3673061
>support

I like sam but the only other guys I can think of who might even be aware of chi on our earth are some Buddhist monks and our sister

But anyways, I got bad/good news
My shift has ended, so you know what that means.
Give me about an hour until I get back home

>>3673103
I was also thinking about some monks / martial artists, some of whom would have just a morsel of ki, some who wouldnt.

But those arent the ones I had in mind

>>3673156
Eh. Cabba could point out some people to leaders all casual like.
>Huh this guy actualy has a bit of ki.
>What a loudmouh bosting like that he has no KI unlike his oponent.
And just casual info bombs because to him this is quite booring moustly. Also im imagining Sam just beating bunch of guys and becoming master of bunch of guys. He is clules why they actuly would follow him.

Okie dokie, I'm back.
And it looks like not only will we have a tournie but Sam will be joining as well

>writing

"Okay, okay..."
You start rubbing your chin.
"I like this idea, I'm game.
This might be a good opportunity to showcase what we can do to the wider populace."

"See? I knew you'd like the idea!
The president also asked me to not participate but be a... I'm sorry if I say this wrong but an "Optional Bossfight"?
I don't know what he means by that."

Sam pokes you in the side.
"You think the Potus wants to see the guys full capabilities?"

"Oh I have no doubt about that."

"What?"
Cabba asks.

"Nothing.
He probably just wants the Humans to have a chance at winning while still getting to fight you."

"Ah! I see!
Well anyway, can we cut this a bit short?
If you like the idea then I'll have to say yes to the Presidents proposal and start preparing both the tournament and the welcoming of King Sadala and his family..."
Then as the feed cuts off you can hear Cabba faintly sobbing as the reality of how much work he has now hits him.

"Hey... Is it just me or is that an anagram for Salad?"

"Yes... yes it is. Why do you think his name is Cabba?
They are vegetables in a salad."

"...oh my gawd..."

"Yeah..."

"THAT'S SO STUPID!"

"It gets worse.
The entire Galaxy is full of meme names. Apparently only we have the decency to not name ourselves after puns."
You try to comfort your friend who's facing an existential nightmare about the sheer stupidity of your universe.
"By the way, I hope you don't drop out immediately.
I wanna have a good match in the finals."

"Wai-WHAT?!
You want ME, to participate?
In what's basically Tekken?"

"Well duh.
You're literally the second or third most powerful human right now."

"Third?"

"Elena."

"Oh... right."

"Besides! You can flex on some people and test out your new moves!
Come on! It'll be fun! I promise."

"No..."

"Also, prize money.
If you make it to the finals I'll let you have it."

"HELLS YEAH!
I'M IN!"
Too easy.

Vados looks at her two "students" and you can already see the excitement in her eyes, even though on the galactic scale this little event really won't make much of an impact...
"So... the two of you will enter a competition-"

"No Vados...
It's a friendly exhibition in front of normies.
We don't need to blow up the planet during fighting!"

"Now now, that is no excuse for a poor performance!
We'll need you both to prepare so you can give it your absolute best~!"

While nowhere nearly as aggressively competitive as Fuwa, it's become clear to you over time that Vados also takes great pride in her "subjects" performing well in a competition.
So naturally she's getting excited over this. However even Sam is getting a bit unnerved by this, so he quickly decides to change the topic somewhat.
"So uh... Saiyan, huh? Like those babes out there?
An entire planet like that?"

"Yes. It's as you imagine.
Chads and fit girls all around."

*click*
"Nice."

"But don't get ahead of yourself.
I've seen the Royal family... they are bothersome.
Well, the King and the crown Prince are okay. Didn't see much of them to say more than that.
But the two princesses... wouldn't recommend meeting them."

"How about the queen?"

"If you break out a war between us and the Universe Police because you fucked the kings wife, I'll personally tear your head off!"

"Whooooa there! Easy, easy!
Just joking!"

"You're not trustworthy in matters like this..."

"By the way... is that twink related to the girls?"

"No, why?"

"Because if Elena ends up with him and you end up with one of them, that'd be fucked u-"
And then you punch him in the stomach hard enough that he falls on his knees.

"IF that happens before I break Cabba then he and the girls willl become tangentially related.
And trust me, he wants that the least!"

Seeing the two of you bicker, Vados steps between you and puts a stop to it.
"Boys, boys... there's no need for violence.
A much better way to vent your frustration is training!
So come on. Let's start preparing for that tournament!"

>Pass. You can have fun with Sam though.
>Like I said, we don't need it. Thanks for the offer though
>Sure... let's do it
>Other?

>>3673446
>Sure... let's do it

>>3673446
>>Sure... let's do it

>>3673446
>Sure... let's do it

>>3673446
>Hell yea! I'm really getting excited! Oh god I sound like Goku right now.

>>3673453
Support

Errrr...
With a busted arm?
Okay

>writing

>>3673573
We've done stupider things in worse condition.

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>>3673592
True

"Aw hellz yeah! Now I'm getting pumped!"
Just as you say that you slap yourself on the forehead.
"God... dammit now I'm starting to sound like Goku... or a Saiyan."

Vados chuckles in approval.
"I wouldn't call that a bad thing! Really, you should feel proud that you resemble the warrior race like that!"

"Are all Saiyans basically meatheads who get turned on by fighting?"

"Yes."

"That's hot."

Leaving for a clearing the two of you are given rather different training exercises.
Sam is treated with, heh, some rather familiar looking weighted gear and was told to run laps, do push ups, squats and sit-ups.
Basically raw strength training meant to build up his strength and stamina.

"And don't forget. The weights are also attracted to one another!"
Vados instructs him.
"The only way to separate them is to suppress all your ki flawlessly. If they are exposed to even minute amounts then you'll find your training to be much harder."
And finally she turns to you.
"I've been meaning to do this with you for a while now."
She then extends her hand and conjures a LUDICROUSLY large sword.

It was even too generous to call it a sword. It was too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was but a slab of iron in the shape of a sword...
"W-What is that?"

"It's called a Z-sword.
An exceptionally... powerful artifact and one of the tools a Destroyer can use to do his job.
But today it'll serve a different purpose."
She easily and with great finesse moves that thing around with just one hand before stabbing it into the ground.
"Your training will revolve around it, with the first test being-"

"Pulling it out."

"Precisely!"

>Roll 1d21 Best of 4
>DC: 15 Crit: 20
>Writing

Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>3673617
....Isn't a Z-Sword how Champa plans to deal with us if Buu takes over?

Also obligatory WHAT THE FUCK IS EARTH?!

>>3673632
Yes

Rolled 4 (1d21)

>>3673617

Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3673617

>>3673648
There's your "What the fuck is Earth?!"

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>>3673648
>>3673654
Damn straight

>>3673648
based anon.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

ignore me just rolling to see which Borderlands 2 character I play since I already have this tab open.

1 = Axton
2 = Krieg

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You look at your right hand and give it a few squeezes, feeling the skin tighten and strain where the cells are still fresh and relatively weak.
Then you look back at Vados who handled the thing so casually. Just from a glance you can tell that it's NOT something you're meant to swing around all willy nilly.
So you decide to compromise...

Reaching forward with your bad hand for the hilt and Vados looks up in surprise.
"I see... you wish to alleviate the strain it'd put on your arm.
But be careful, using your off hand may have some unforeseen consequences-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4E83RKavUU

"Oh that's not what I had in mind."
You say as you lock your left hand grip around the sword.
"I'm planning to NEGATE IT!"

"Waiwha-"

You give the sword a tug and see that it doesn't even budge.
This'll be a good training exercise after all... It's time to break IT in!
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

The ground begins to quake and a violent storm picks up around you with your power rising.
Sam tumbles and falls down as his bindings clamp together as soon as his focus is broken.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Your hair begins to emit a faint glow that grows stronger with each passing moment until finally it stands up and becomes white with a purple aura surrounding it.
With newfound strength you jank the thing out of the ground and almost fall on your ass doing so.
But you firmly place your feet on the ground and put your back into lifting this monstrosity.
Once you feel sure enough in your stance, you let this unnaturally heavy sword rest on your shoulder.
Still glowing with power you speak up.

"Okay... What's step two?"

Pausing for a moment Vados smirks.
"One day you'll really hurt yourself doing this."

"Maybe... Maybe.
But until then it's go big or go home!"

"So... you mean to tell me you intend on maintaining this until our training is complete?"

>Yes. Even if it means DAYS!
>At least until our SESSION is complete!
>Hah. No. Just wanted a little boost
>Other?

>>3673724
Krieg is always the answer...

>>3673752
>At least until our SESSION is complete!

>>3673752
>>Yes. Even if it means DAYS!
Why yes Vados, my balls are this big, why are you asking?

>>3673752
>Yes. Even if it means DAYS!

Go big or go home!

>>3673752
>Yes. Even if it means DAYS!

Damn... I haven't felt quite empty in quite a while.
I managed to find a thing which turned my penis into the big penis, as well as tugged at my heartstrings...
But right when I thought it was time for lewd things the demo build for the game ended.
Never trust early releases children. They'll only break your heart

>>3673848
I was unaware there was a demo for the Hitler Waifu game already.

>>3673848
Are you going to share the name with the thread?

>>3673857
>>3673854

A'ight but don't say I didn't warn you.
It's: Determinable Unstable
A game made by Ray-Kbys, the dude responsible for Teaching Feeling

*sniff* *sniff*
Aa-anyway, after that betrayal, I think it's time to occupy myself with something else, if only to make the pain of not having a waifu more bearable

>writing

>>3673874
You have our support QM.

High in spirits and brimming with confidence, you double down on your previous statement.
"Go big or go home! I'll keep this up even if it means I'll have to continue using it for DAYS!"

"A bold statement..."

And it was.
For several minutes afterward you didn't even do any training but merely... existed in your current state to see if it's even feasible to keep the transformation going.
Much to your relief, it is. But there's a catch... more like several which are all the same.
As long as you don't exert yourself and don't zap around, causing your enhanced brain to process way too much information you're golden.

Naturally that becomes a problem when you want to do ANYTHING. But there are ways to remedy that, even if only a little.
One such trick you figured out was that closing your eyes drastically reduced the flow of information... briefly. As your other senses were quick to adapt and your hearing, smell and touch became hyper sensitive.
But after several minutes at the absolute minimum power output you felt confident about actually doing something with your transformation.

It was at this moment that Vados actually started explaining the next phase of her training regiment.
"Now this will be simple-"
Her staff shortens until it's about the same length as the Z-Sword and she starts wielding it as such.
Every time she explains something she demonstrates it via her own mock weapon.
"First you need to be able to swing that weapon around, really any motion will do. That's because as you are right now, any advanced movement will likely just hurt you. So you need to acclimate to the increased strain."

Vados then gives you a look that just screams "Are you sure you can handle that?".
You give her a nod.

>Roll 1d21-2
Best of 4
DC: 13 Crit: 16

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d21 + 2)

>>3673960
WHAT THE FUCK IS EARTH?!

Rolled 17 - 2 (1d21 - 2)

>>3673960

Rolled 13 + 2 (1d21 + 2)

>>367396
>>3673960
Er...that was plus 2. My bad.

>>3673972
Stop nigga.

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d21 + 2)

.....okay wtf. I KNOW I put in a subtraction sign not a plus.

>>3673976
Fucking stop!

....what the hell? I'm putting in a subtraction sign. The difference between it and a plus is various obvious. So why the fuck, am I putting in a minus, and getting a plus?

>>3673983
You need to type +-, pal

Rolled 14 - 2 (1d21 - 2)

>>3673960

>>3673986
Wait... really? That's dumb.
Making a mental not to never do a minus roll ever again

Rolled 14 - 2 (1d21 - 2)

>>3673986
...okay lets try it.

Okay yeah that works. Thanks >>3673986
. I've been here for over a year and this is the first time I've actually done a minus roll lol.

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Rolled 20 - 2 (1d21 - 2)

Hmmmm...
Okay. QM rolling 'cause I'm getting tired.

.....Pft. Thanks for the Crit Not Som :v

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>>3674049

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>>3674055
Is that crit valid? If it is: Pic related.

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Closing your eyes and one by one shutting out everything that isn't your body or Vados herself you slowly begin lowering the sword and once its weight is no longer on your shoulder you start feeling its pull.
At first your hand sinks like a rock in the water but after focusing on it for a bit and flexing some muscles you manage to raise it.
Faintly, over the absolute silence of your deadened senses you hear the words of Vados.

"Yes. Good.
Treat that sword like an extension of your body and soon it'll become one.
Now... lift it."

Slow and steady you point the Z-sword up.
Your wrist, your forearm and your shoulder are all working overtime just so they could support this monstrum.
Each swing your joints feel like they are about to pop out of place, every... single... one, especially your fingers.

But as you do this for several hours, risking severe injury and worse, you kinda manage to swing it without putting your entire body behind it, or it feeling like a refrigerator on a stick.
And once you reach that point you can actually perform that which Vados wanted you to do.
It's nothing special, really. Just a set of general motions which are meant to cover every area of your body, one swing for each.
However... once you actually start practicing this very rudimentary kata something happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGY-PciwFU

Without fail, every time you perform it the motions become a bit more fluid, a bit more natural, until your speed starts picking up.
Vados is clearly pleased by this and begins doing the same motions as you are, which she expects you to mimic.
Soon enough you find yourself in sync with her, mirroring her performance perfectly.

But something feels... off.
Vados starts acting rather strange as she starts picking up speed. Following her, you twirl the blade around and dance with it, stringing the previously drilled motions into one another, forming seamless attack patterns and refined flourishes.
Finally feeling comfortable doing so, you open your eyes.

Looking at the sword you've almost forgotten just how YUGE it is.
But with a casual flick of the wrist you turn it 90 degrees and unleash a flurry of wild and erratic attacks, each performed by stopping the sword mid swing and turning it back around.
Though it certainly doesn't feel like an extension of your body quite yet, the burden of the blade lessened to an extent that you can now wield it as if it was a common longsword.

Wiping some sweat off your brow you gently place the weapon on the ground, at which point it begins to sink into the hard soil even before you start leaning on it.
Still maintaining your transformation, you look at Vados.
"So.... what's next?"

She chuckles.
"Well... seeing how you just unintentionally went ahead and did step 3, I'd say we have a little break."

"Sounds good to me!
HEY SAM! How does a break sound?"

"MY HAIR IS HAVING CRAMPS!"

"He'd like one as well!"

Aaaand that's as far as I can go.
Not-Som needs sleep now.

I hope y'all had fun.
Next time either we continue training or we FINALLY get the Kefla date.
Or possibly cute shit with Kale, if you're into that

Oh, shoot!
I almost forgot the next thread!
Let's saaaay... either Monday or Tuesday. I'm leaning towards Tuesday

>>3674142
Why not Both.jpg?

But yeah, great run Not Som, thanks.

>>3674146
Thanks for the run!

One day my work days won’t fall on thread days. One day...

>>3674142
Thanks Not-Som, It's good to see our boy trying to keep up with Eric despite the massive difference In power and experience. He'll get It soon enough. I believe In him.

>>3674598
f-fuck anon, I feel that feel...

Is Elena going to start getting training from Vados now too?

>>3674142
Thanks for the run Not-Som, looking forward to doing cute shit with Kefla. On the topic of interspecies snu-snu, King Sadala has a royal gaird that will be accompanying him obviously, being the highest ranking chad on the planet means that every chick wants him. So isn't it possible that his entire elite gaurd is composed of the highest powerlevel side bitches on the planet. Knowing the Saiyan stance on polygamy and the abundance of liquor will some lucky bastard at an airport bar be the first human to get bang(more aptly have pelvis broken by) a Saiyan?

>>3676121
Probably not. Remember Saiyans practice eugenics of look for the strongest of the opposite you can find.
Only Eric, Elena and Sam come even close to that.

>>3674142
Yes, please. Kale a cute and I want something cute.

>>3674598
>>3675731
Well... I might have some good news and some bad news in that regard.
Next week... I won't really have the time to run. Like at all.
I'll have exactly 1 day when I'm in the day shift, the rest all all night ones.

On the other hand, after next week I'll be on vacation so I'll be able to run multiple times... back to back!

>>3676117
I hadn't really planned on it.
Mostly she'd be Cabbas pupil. MAYBE some other Saiyans might teach her.
But I'll think about it

>>3676121
>>3676133
Depends... if you and Sam... plus some other schmucks put up a good show then, yeah they might get a little frisky and might initiate snu-snu with a lucky/unlucky dude or dudette


>Also
What sorta cute shit do you want to see?
I'm pretty set on what Kale would get on her own but Kefla is free game, meaning I'm open for requests/suggestions

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Also, I don't know why or how, but now I'm finally starting to find cute shit of Kefla, Caulifla and Kale that's not just degeneracy like... feet... or vore... or inflation or etc.
Just pure, wholesome stuff and I love it

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Also forgive me for doing this but I wanna dump these so I have access to them at home

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And one last one, I can find the rest without any aid.

After dispatching of Towa and returning from the hellish realm of the Demons, Eric found himself exhausted beyond words.
The injuries he sustained further urged his body to rest so it can recover somewhat.
But in his deep slumber, a familiar force called out to him and dragged his incorporeal avatar into the Time Nest.

"Welcome baaack~!
We've been watching you!"
Chronoa greeted him cheerfully.

"So you watched? Instead of helping?"

"I'm sorry about that.
But rest assured, you weren't alone. We were closely monitoring things.
Should anything have gone too bad we'd have intervened. But you handled yourself well.
So we decided to secure the area and prepare to stop Towa should she try to leave. For if we arrived she'd have made a hasty retreat."

"Well... whatever, I guess.
It's over now."

"Ooooh... don't be so down! Come, I wanna show you something as a... reward of sorts."

Eric sweated nervously.
"W-What do you mean?"

"I wanna show you the Time Nest!"
After leading the scared Earthling into the inner sanctum Chronoa began showcasing things to Eric.
"Here are the scrolls detailing every event that happens, happened or will happen.
It is a sort of... aid. For when something is changed the discrepancies show up in the scrolls and we can intervene appropriately!"

"Cool... but I assume it's all really hush-hush..."

"Not necessarily.
While the future is not to be disturbed, the past is free to observe.
Come... I'll show you around and you can pick out one you like!"

The mischievous human already had a plan on mind, but he wanted a tour first before he made his choice.
However he quickly found something that interested him so much, he simply ceased caring about anything else potentially there.
"What's this?"

"Oh... that's the history of the Saiyans of Universe 7.
Care to take a look?"

"Sure! Sounds fun!
I'm curious to see how they compare to ours!"

"You... might wanna curb your enthusiasm."

"Hmmmm... that's a rock.
Not really much to see there."

"Yes. The Saiyans of your twin universe are much more different than you imagine.
They are a truly savage race of warriors and warlords who use their nigh unparalleled might to conquer planets and sell them to the highest bidder.
Who or whatever stands in their way they either kill, eat or enslave. And nobody knows which is the best outcome.
That is... until they encountered a being superior to them. A frost demon!"

"Huh...
So the conquerors got conquered?
I suppose they got what they deserved."

"Indeed.
And even though their lives did not change much, after all they were still used to conquer, subjugate and sell planets, they chafed under the yoke of the Kings of the Universe."

"Heeeeey.... who's that?
Is that... Goku? He looks... kinda different? And is this a bookmark in your scroll?"

"Errr... ignore that for a second!
This is Bardock, Gokus father!"

"He's like a carbon copy! Well... except the scar but he wasn't born with that.
Is that a thing?"

"Saiyan genes can be very dominant...
He's considered to be a talented but still lower class warrior. Many planets were either destroyed or claimed by him and many more lives were taken by him!"

"You sound... almost impressed by that."

"He's the definition of an underdog.
Despite his... butchery, you can't help but root for him when everything is stacked against him yet he keeps on fighting 'till the bitter end and usually coming out on top!
He defies expectations and triumphs where others fail... even when there is no hope for victory he still goes out fighting!"

"Yeah... you definitely have a crush on him..."

"So what? Can't a maiden fantasize a little?
Not like it matters... since he died along the majority of his race."

"What happened?"

"Their tyrant, though held absolute power over them and could wipe them all out... became nervous that one day they might rise up against him.
So once he was sure he could continue his business even without the aid of the saiyans, he disposed of them without mercy.
Now... the once mighty warrior race is reduced to a handful of stragglers and a few hybrids.
Truly a sad fate."

"W-Whoah! And who's that?!"

"Huh?
That... that's Gine. Bardocks wife."

"C-Cute..."
Eric stared at the lithe girl who did not, in any capacity looked middle aged.
"How did a monster like that get a girl like THIS?!"

"I wondered a lot about that myself. Frankly, I have no idea.
The only thing I could think of is that Saiyan women are attracted to strength above everything.
So... her being with Bardock is just more proof of his accomplishments!"
She says while blatantly disregarding reality in favor of fawning over Bardock.

But there was something more to it than that.

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Fuck, dropped the Gine pick

While Chronoa was busy salivating over her dream man Eric delved into the records, looking into the details of their relationship.
What he found was... odd.

That Bardock fellow seemed like a grizzled veteran, a bona fide badass.
Yet... there was not a hint of that detachment between him and his wife that seemed to be there between him and literally anyone else.
Not once did he addressed him in a cold or angry manner, not once did he touch him violently.
He took great care of her like the fragile flower she appeared to be.

There was a certain... warmth in every interaction they had.
Just what was Gine to Bardock? A friend? A lover? The one shred; one light; one bright, shining star he clung to in this Universe? Was she the thing he used to cope with the horrors of war? His one stable spot in the world? His home? His family? His comfort? Or perhaps love?
Or did they share something simultaneously less and more than that? A mutual trust in each other that seemed to transcend anything and everything other Saiyans of their universe had.
The truly sad part is... that we may never know.

Bardock did not seem like the type to open up completely to anyone, even his wife. Especially his wife.
And introspection as a whole seemed lost on these Saiyans.
As Eric scrolled through Bardocks life once more, he finally closed it as he found it to be pointless.
There was nothing in there.

"Are you okay?"
Chronoa asked you.

"No. I'm furious."
Eric responded in a cold tone. Outwardly calm but furious within.
"Regardless of what they were... they were capable of producing kind and gentle people like Gine.
But now they never will. And their universe is less because of it.
I hate Frosts people so much..."

Phew... there we have it.
A little brain fart I did in my caffeine and Monster fueled autism.

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>>3676831
>>3676841
>>3676843
Man, we don't deserve Kefla; she asks us to promise her ONE thing and we break our promise before she can come out again.

>>3676997
>As Eric scrolled through Bardocks life once more, he finally closed it as he found it to be pointless.
There was nothing in there.

OI, YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU FASHA?!

Just kidding, shit was great.

>>3677046
Er... you might have to forgive me but what promise did you break?
I'm not bullshitting you, I'm genuinely too coked up on caffeine to use logic

>>3677067
it was a little thing, but I'm fairly certain she asked us not to scare her like that at the end of the tournament. Y'know. When we fell over like someone had shot us on the head and passed out. And then not only did we die, we flat out let someone execute us. Even if it wasn't an actual promise, best girl gave us exactly ONE job.

>>3677081
Aaaaaaaaaah! That!
Well...
As long as you make it up to her, I'm sure it'll be fine.
So get those gears cranking and come up with a good way of appeasing her! GANBARE

Rolled 13 (1d23)

>>3677092
I'd like to take this time to roll android of the day


That's right there's a special super sekret new android capable of being rolled

>>3676997
>Defending the race of savages because of waifus.

Eric really does hail from 4chan

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>>3677241
Not interested unless it's mimebot with tits

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>>3677241
My brain is literally breaking at the seams, trying to figure out who 23 might be.
Arale?

>>3677246
And don't you forget it

>>3676133
>Eric is the only example that the Saiyans know a lot about and he solo'd the entire tuffle race
>Cabba has likely relayed the information along that humans have no idea Ki even exists and every human he knows has had absurd improvement rates the moment they were taught the basics probably going on a rant or two saying "What the fuck is earth?"
>It wouldn't be to hard for the Saiyans in the know to realize zenki+human spirit=big numbers
>Cabba will obviously write some guides on human culture that will of couse mention thier less "direct" means of courtship and that the traditional Saiyan customs could result in an interplanetary incident
>Even Cabba doesn't know everything and there are massive gaps in his knowledge
>In an attempt to mesh well with they will try to adopt human slang and meme culture to "blend in with the locals" but be heavy handed to the point of cringe
We are about to witness a monumental moment in human history as a ton of horny autists from space attempt to get those sweet human cummies/pussies while in constant paranoia that somthing they do will result in a war. The spaghetti spillage and pure autism on display will be unlike anything mankind has ever experienced. May god have mercy on our souls and our sides.

>>3677478
>Humanitys first contact will be a bootycall
>Saiyans arrive in droves looking for cummies
>Humans wisen up to that and some "clever" and very horny people practically line up so they can be exploited by spess munkehz
>Both parties are aware that the other is using them and everyone is okay with that
>The remnants of nu-wave feminism are imploding as they realize all the thirsty bois now have access to prime quality puss without having to go through them
>In turn they get jack shit because Saiyan men are looking for traditionally feminine qualities and physical fitness, neither of which they have


>Hello smol Earthlings! I come in peace! May I have the sex now?

>Hello you damn dirty apes! May I have snu-snu now?

Both parties are looking at each other in awe, as they found the one thing they were looking for in the universe.
It's like peanut-butter and jelly

>>3677342
It's not really as sekruet as you think it is. I just wanted to add in the android.

And no it's not pinkpoo girl
>>3677254

You say that now

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>>3677610
Mother of god. This Is It. This Is how the world ends. Not with a bang, but with an ahegao.

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>>3677742
And from the ashes a new America will be born!
Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!

>>3677478
>The international press is gathered on the JFK tarmat to document what is to be the proudest day in human history
>The fist handshake between leaders of two entirely different planets
>On 4chan Stickies are prepped on every board
>The ship lands and the ramp lowers cameras flashing to catch the first glimpse of King Sadala
>Then a tall bearded man exists the ship, wearing a pair of jeans and a t-shirt depicting Pepe holding up the Transgender suicide statistics
>He raises his right hand in a roman salute and proudly proclaims "FUCK JANNIES!!" believing this to be the customary human greeting
>Almost on a dime CNN and MSNBC go from talking about how important tolerance and acceptance of this new culture is to proclaiming they are space fascists who pose a fundamental threat to democracy and human rights
>Cabba immediately facepalms
>All sound in the area turns to dead silence, even the band stops playing
>"Ahh, the moment of silence, I heard this in human culture commemorates a moment of respect for the dead, I am honored to receive such a gesture while I am still alive."
>"This is a time for jubilation so I arranged for the greatest musicians on Sadala to learn human music."
>A platform lowers revealing one guy on a piano, one on a drum kit and a third guy who just has a recorder in his nose all dressed like a bootleg blue man group
>The makeshift band then begins playing cruel angel's thesis with the drummer not even playing the song and trying to do the most impressive drum solo possible while the other two are still playing
>Eric struggles to manage his sides which are attempting to exit the atmosphere
>"That's enough now, the Earthlings ate clearly in awe of your talent."
>"Now, onto more important matters, I am King Sadala, on behalf of the Saiyan race I thank you for the opportunity for me and my people to tour such a beautiful world."
>"I will be traveling with my family for the next 7 days before obseving the world martial arts tournament and attending a summit at the U.N. later that day."
>"I'm looking forward to meeting all the mystery niggas that govern the various nations of this planet, and I have to say I have certainly been impressed by the ones I've met so far."
>"Happy to finally meet you in person mister president. "
>What the occurs is the most akward handshake in recorded history that is concluded by a audible cracking sound as the president grabs his wrist
>"OH GOD I AM SO SORRY!! I'm used to shaking people with more durable hands.
>"There is no need to be worried I can have this fixed in a minute or two."
>"Who wants a demonstration of Saiyan medical technology?"
>The press then begins cramming themselves into the space ship to get a glimpse of what is happening.
>Eric with everyone distracted, falls to the ground in hysteria
>"OH FUCK I'M DYING!!! PLEASE SOMONE CALL AN AMBULANCE MY SIDES ARN'T GOING TO MAKE IT!!!"
>Cabba is on his knees is shock
>He mutters "At least this can't get any worse"

>>3677959
>He heard the sound of rapid almost instant movement behind him
>A female voice than said " Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru."
>Cabba let out a girlish scream,already knowing what was going to happen
>In the blink of an eye Azuki had him pinned to the ground Cabba's eyes wide with terror and a hint of something else
>She was wearing jorts, a dark side of the moon t-shirt and most concerning of all, a Naruto headband
>"Hi, senpai~, I just found out about this human thing called anime, it's the best. We should go to japan and buy some."
>Elena stared at the two of them
>"I'm sorry who is this?"
>"Oh, right introductions, I'm Cabba's girlfriend."
>Before Azuki could take her next breath Elena grabbed her arm and slammed her into the ground with the raw fury of a jealous viking woman, the pavement cracking under the force of the impact
>Azuki, seemingly unphased stood back up and grinned
>"Damn Cabba, she isn't even trained yet and she can do this! You really know how to pick a girl my dude."
>Elena then directed her fury to her partner and she pulled a swiss army knife out of her pocket
>"Cabba you double crossing piece of shit!!"
>Cabba began panicking
>"Thereisaperfectlyrrasonableexplanationforthis PLEASE DON'T CUT MY DICK OFF!!!"
>Azuki looked at the situation puzzled
>"Why didn't you tell her about me? I thought she was aware of Saiyan polygamy. Are..are you ashamed of me or something?"
>Azuki tears up only for Cabba to immediately jump to her side to console her
>"I was going to get to it but most humans are monogamous I mean look at her she was getting ready to remove my balls."
>Just as he said that Elena grabbed his throat and lifted him into the air
>"You are going to take me and this precious cinnamon roll to Applebee's or I swear you will die in slowly in the most painful way imaginable."
>"Y-yes Elena."
>Azuki in response to this let out an enthusiastic "Yaaay!"
>Azuki enjoyed the Applebee's so much that she ate the entire food supply of three separate locations.

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>>3677966
>>3677959
I'm disgusted... yet weirdly aroused

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>>3677959
>>3677966
>Left untreated, Eric died for the third time when his sides went beyond orbit

>>3678256
Eric wakes up from his side replacement surgery to read the headline, "Saiyan diplomat has pelvis broken by human, Princess Azuki described the incedent as both beautiful and unbelievable to the point of it being magical to watch, she reportedly comforted him during the event and calls dibs on him next when he recovers." Eric actually feels a bit guilty for how brutally his sister hatefucked Cabba

>>3678396
>Eric observes the way Cabbas bones were fractured, in what pattern the shattered bone tore through his flesh.

"Damn... she gave you the Asulf family secret move and lived...
Whether I like it or not, you're family now."

"D-Does this mean you no longer want to kill me?"

"Of course.
After all, child labor will be hell for her.
But concieving it will be worse for you!"

>>3678396
>Ywn have you dick and pelvis annihilated while a cute saiyan emotionally supports you through the high impact sexual violence by kissing and caressing you while providing love and encouragement
This is a yearning that should not exist, why have you done this to me anon?

>>3676824
>I hadn't really planned on it.
>Mostly she'd be Cabbas pupil. MAYBE some other Saiyans might teach her.
>But I'll think about it
But then she wouldn't learn the OP ability of perfect ki control.
Or psionic power. Only the best is acceptable for our sister.

>>3676831
That's great news man.

So just to make sure the message reaches everyone.
I'll do the next thread tomorrow, after which there will be... about a week long radio silence.
Then once Im done ill marathon a little

>>3682843
Ok, thanks for the heads up.

>>3682843
Got any idea what time you would be starting?

>>3683496
I asume his standart time.

>>3683496

>>3683520
^this

>>3683930
So in, like, 18 hours? I'm sorry I'm fairly new.

>>3683946
Just check the time of the threads first post.
That should give you a good idea

6 hours until I start

You walk over to the particular patch of grass Sam is lying on, unable to move and sit down next to him.
The weight of the massive sword never seems to go away as it drags down your body even now, causing your body to slightly sink into the ground.
Closing your eyes you attempt to meditate a bit but the Z-Sword proves to be too much of a disturbance to really enter a trance.

*pant* *pant* *pant*
"The fuck are you doing?"
Sam asks.
"Meditating? What are you, queer?"

"I'm trying to focus... but your deadweight ass is making too much noise."

"And why did you die your hair?"

"It's a powered up state."

"Oh cool. So you're like stronger now?
Can I have some of that?"

Hearing that Vados walks over to you and starts educating Sam a bit.
"I'm afraid that's beyond your current weightclass. Sadly it might never BE in your weightclass."

"BULLSHIT!"

"Now, now. Don't be too disappointed.
As Eric proved already, your race is surprisingly malleable when it comes to advancement.
If you make sure to work hard you're sure to carve out a new path for yourself!
Would you like that?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Eeeeexcellent!"
Vados smiles and Sam suddenly realized he might have fucked up.

But as the two of them keep going on, you realize that you won't be able to get much of a rest like this.
Sighing you stop trying to focus but keep your eyes closed to keep the flow of information to a minimum.
It's working so far but your other senses sharpen to compensate and now you can smell and hear sweat being pushed through Sams pores.
It's not ideal...

>Return the Z-sword to Vados and leave
>Walk away but keep the Z-sword to acclimate to it
>Wait until it's time to train again
>Other?

>>3685708
>>Walk away but keep the Z-sword to acclimate to it

>>3685708
>Walk away but keep the Z-sword to acclimate to it

>>3685708
>Walk away but keep the Z-sword to acclimate to it

>>3685708
>Walk away but keep the Z-sword to acclimate to it

>>3685708
>>Walk away but keep the Z-sword to acclimate to it

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That's uh... that's a very rapid response

>writing

"Aaaaalright...
I think that's a bit much even for me.
I think I'll call it quits for now. I hope that doesn't bother you Vados."

"Not at all.
You made good progress for now.
And remember: Rest is just as important for your training as practice."

Nodding you wave Sam goodbye and wish him luck while walking off with the Z-sword strapped to your back.
Awkwardly you juggle the sword between your back, hip and shoulder as it starts to painfully weigh on one or the other.
"Damn this thing is a pain in my ass!"
All the while you try to figure out what'd be the best way of moving around like this, since you're effectively blind.

Your hearing, smell, sense of ki, even your sense of self are becoming magnified one by one as you shift your focus on them.
And somehow... each and every time you find a way to move around without falling face first on the ground with that ten ton sword on you.
How in the name of the Supreme Kai you managed to balance and position yourself with just scent is a fucking mystery even to you, but it works.

"Hmmmmm...
Well this is certainly good to know. This means even in combat if one of my senses is cut off I'm not helpless...
But I wonder if I could keep up the awakened state even in battle..."

You ponder on the details of your transformation for a while before realizing you wasted 15 minutes just standing around, analyzing fictional battles and how they'd transpire with one or more handicaps and how you could still win.
Shaking your head, you slap yourself in the face a few times to snap yourself out of it.
"DAMMIT! I gotta stop before I am become Goku, destroyer of braincells!
Gotta find something to divert my attention to before I go insane!"

>Caulifla
>Kale
>Kefla
>Other?

>>3685779
>>Kale
Since there was talk of something cute with her first, and then something with Kefla.

>>3685779
>Kale

Time for doing cute things with cute girls who could blow up planets with a casual wave of their hands.

>>3685779
>Caulifla

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>>3685708
>Walk away but keep the Z-sword to acclimate to it
>See how many reps we can do when we recover
It's time to channel the spirit of another Earthling famous for purging legions of demons.

>>3685779
>Kale
HEY BABE YOU WANNA SEE THIS SWORD I GOT?

>>3685779
>>Kale

Well, Kale won easily.
Okay then

>writing

Oh and please start rolling 1d21
To see if you can keep up with the weight
DC: 8
Best of 4

Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>3685826
Inb4 fail

Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3685826

Rolled 8 (1d21)

>>3685826

Rolled 8 (1d21)

>>3685826

>>3685826
Might want to get rid of the sword after this?

>>3685847
I mean... if you want to, you can.
But keeping it on doesn't do much, aside the occasional smol roll

>>3685847
Looks like it. Thought dc was just 8 and no crit listed. I guess its either you can or cant cope with the Z-sworda weight. No other outcome posible.

>>3685847
>>3685854
Pussies.
Don't slack on training.

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Following the ambient ki of one of the girls, you head inside the palace.
You make your way through the halls and the corridors like a knock-off Daredevil, navigating purely through sound before entering a room where you felt the energy.
"Hey Kale..."

"Oh hi Er-"
She pauses awkwardly as she undoubtedly realizes you're transformed.
"-ic..."

"Mind if I take a seat?"

"N-No... not at all."

"Thanks."

As you sit down next to her, she clearly has trouble figuring out what to ask.
But in the end she decides to focus on the wonky sword, since it PROBABLY has something to do with everything else.
"W-What's that?"

"Vados gave it to me. Said it'd help with my training.
Neat, huh?"

"And... the eyes?"

"It helps me maintain my transformation. Don't worry! I didn't go blind just yet!"
Looking at her you can practically see her outlines as a minute amount of energy is radiating out of her.
While basking in that glow and taking in its beauty you try to maintain the conversation so you don't appear to be too creepy.
"And what are you up to?"

"R-Reading?"

"Really? What is it?"

"Oh it- it's nothing!
Just some... stories..."

Continuing with the small talk, you tease her a bit, but not too much.
Eventually she calms down a little once she gets used to your current "look" and starts opening up again. Which is when you decide to steer the conversation towards a more serious topic.
"Hey err... I just wanted to say that I'm sorry..."

"About what?"

"About making you worry.
I shouldn't have- I mean I... I'm just sorry, okay?
I acted dumb and I hurt you. Believe me, that's the LAST thing I'd ever want-
So please-"

You feel a little slap on your cheek. Naturally you felt it coming but the mere fact that she decided to slap you was enough of a shock to freeze you in place.
Kale then seemingly gets frustrated.
"Y-You shouldn't apologize!"

"W-Wha?"

"I was worried about you because you mean m-m-m-much to me!
And I'm just glad that you're okay! So stop talking about these silly things!"
She pants a little after managing to gather up the courage to vent herself to you.
Stunned you're unable to respond until she finally manages to speak up again.
"B-But... if you want to make it up to me, I have something I'd like very much."

"What is it? Name it!"

"I... I...
I want... I want a tail!"

>Sure
>Are you sure?
>It's too dangerous Kale
>Why?
>Other?

>>3685878
>Sure
yis

>>3685878
>I'm not against it, but why?

>>3685878
>Are you sure?

>>3685878
>>Sure

>>3685878
>>3685888
>>Are you sure?
backing this

>>3685878
>Sure
>You'd look even prettier with one

That seems like a "Yes" to me

>writing

>>3685878
>...you DO remember that that time with Caulifla was a complete accident, right? Or did you already have a lead?
>Can I ask why? Because not say that you don't look sexy as hell covered in angry, rippling muscle, but the Great Ape is DANGEROUS, no two ways about it, and it doesn't take a genius to see a connection between it and a Saiyan's tail...

[i]test[/i]

>>3685978
Oof.

>>3685966
>All things being considered, if it was possible to get your berserk from under control, it could be possible to get the great ape from under control ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᶦᶫ ᶦˢ ʳᵉᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦᶰᵍ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ

>>3685981
Yeah... dynamic IP is a bitch sometimes

>>3685983
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

>>3685983
I hope we'll get some tails-wrapped-around-hands action

Trying your best not to snap open your eyes in surprise, you calmly ask her instead.
"Are you sure?
But... why? You saw what happened with Caulifla!
It's... dangerous to say the least! Especially with someone of your... caliber.
I mean, I'm not against it! I just wanna know why."
Narrowly you avoided the word "condition" and bit your lip while saying that.

"I understand... but... I was fascinated by it ever since I saw Caulifla.
And if... if it's a part of us then I think we should learn to live with it!"

"Ah...
I understand."
It makes sense from her point of view. She's been trying to accept herself for a while now.
She probably looks at this as another step in that process.

But then she begins whispering to herself which you catch because of your empowered hearing.
"and I also think it looks really cute~"

*sigh*
"Yes, yes it does."
Kale gasps as you unconsciously reply to her.
"Fine. I'll help you Kale. Buuuut... you do realize the last time was a complete accident, right?
If I am to replicate it I'd have to be thorough... not to mention that I don't want to hurt you Kale..."

She pauses for a moment.
"I know but. But... I trust you."

Your heart squeezes into a ball as you let out an audible "HNNNNNNG".
But even though she might be confident in your abilities it doesn't necessarily mean YOU are.
The process could be really painful, then again, last time you elbowed Caulifla in the spine, so that might've been the leading cause of that.
How would you like to handle this?

>Brute force seemed to work last time...
>Thoroughly examine her for any leads
>Be as gentle as possible!
>Other?

>>3685987
Look up a small text converter

>>3685995
Oooooh... I thought there was a built in command into /qst/ for that.
I knew that the demonic text converter worked. Didn't know this did as well

>>3685994
>Be as gentle as possible!
>Thoroughly examine Kale's body while doing it to see if that gives any leads

>>3685994
>Brute force seemed to work last time...

>>3686003
>>Be as gentle as possible!
>>Thoroughly examine Kale's body while doing it to see if that gives any leads
seconding

>>3686003
Support

>>3685994
We've probably heard from Cabba and Caulifla about the whole "spine tingles" bullshit by now, right? Because it's probably some acupressure shit related to that. We could probably finagle a more precise approach with our hyper-focused ki sense and try massaging it out of her while she focuses on said tingles as a Super Saiyan...

>>3686017
So you're saying we should give Kale a massage

>>3686023
I mean, technically? If only because we don't know how to do actual acupuncture.

>>3685994
>Be as gentle as possible!
>Thoroughly examine Kale's body while doing it to see if that gives any leads
>See if massaging the area will do anything

>>3686003
>>Be as gentle as possible!
>>Thoroughly examine Kale's body while doing it to see if that gives any leads
>"We are going to talk to vados about training you to control that form. Maybe califa too.

>>3686003
Support... I give you my hat.

Hmmmmmm...
I was thinking about making this a dice roll but... NAH

>writing

An idea starts forming in your head and... it might just work.
Standing up and patting your side of the sofa you speak up.
"Okay Kale... Lay down."

"W-wuh?!"

"You said you trust me, right?
Just lay on your stomach a little."

"O-Okay."

Doing as she was told, she sets aside her books and after grabbing a pillow she laid down before you.
"L-Like this?"

"Perfect."
Setting down your sword for just a moment and almost breaking the table with it, you slowly and carefully and rather nervously made your way on top of her.
Needless to say the heat rising up from her body was only dwarfed by the one you were feeling as a knot formed in your throat.

"Wha-wha-what are you-"
Quickly getting to work you reach gently to her shoulder and firmly grab hold of them before you start kneading Kales muscles.
"H-haaah!"

She lets out a moan and you reel back, tearing your hands away in fear.
"S-Sorry!"

"N-No... keep going.
I was... just a little surprised."

"Okay Kale.
I'll uh... I'll try to be careful."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8OHF8tLxZg

Returning to her, you slowly and much more carefully started exploring her back.
You felt a few little knots here and there. Thinking that since you've come this far you might as well just jump in the deep end, consequences be damned.
"This is not going to work..."
For a moment you stop as you observe her and slowly reach under her shirt.
She seems scared for a moment but she eases up and lets you proceed without saying a word.
"Sorry..."

Very delicately you run your fingers through her clumped up muscles, trying to break them up.
Kale lets out a few little whimpers that both make you feel like shit but also spur you on because she's so god damn cute!
Once you feel like you worked a specific part of her body enough you make your way downward, proceeding in much the same way.
Eventually the sensation becomes too much for Kale and she starts becoming more and more vocal, her stifled moans becoming quite audible. So much in fact, that she bites the pillow a little.

"S-Should I stop?"

She finally lets out her tongue and with a quivering voice she adamantly orders you.
"NnOoooooooo~!"

"O-Okay!"

Leaning forward to put a bit more force into the act, you start kneading her supple flesh but as you do, you catch a whiff of her scent.
Sniffing intently you unintentionally lean further in until you can feel her hair, and she can feel your breath on her back.
"You smell so nice Kale!"
Leaning in, you give a little kiss to her neck as you finally move down to her waist region.

>>3686133
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Realizing that if you go any further down, you'll reach the point of no return and stop.
Focusing on and around her waistline, you start prodding carefully while continually massaging Kale.
Such amount of stimulus is clearly too much for her and she starts girating while voicing her complaints.

"P-PleAsE! FfffinIsh iT!"

Just as she says that you pull your hands away.
"Sorry... Got a little carried away."
Reaching down first, you carry something up to her face very, VERY gently.
"See? Didn't even hurt, did it?"

Kale looks at her tail very intently before quickly bringing her hand and gently taking it out of yours.
She looks like she's about to shed tears of joy as she brings her new appendage up and starts snuggling up to it.
"Yes! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!"

Getting off from her you dust yourself up and adjust your pants for obvious reasons.
"Just be very careful from now on. Don't look at the moon... or any celestial objects, just to be safe.
And make sure you watch out for it."

Reaching for your sword, you get ready to leave but find Kales freshly popped tail coiling around your hand.
"N-No! Please don't leave!"
In your surprise you clench down on the soft, furry little thing which causes Kale to faint.

"KALE!"
Reaching out, you grab her before she'd hurt herself.
"Are you okay?!"

"Y-Yes. It's just very sensitive."

"Oh... Oooooh... I'm so sorry!"

The thing twitches around a bit and starts prodding your hand again, showing that Kale can already use it to a great extent. Looks like her guess about it being a part of her might be true.
Gently you touch her tail and wrap your fingers around it while it coils around your hand.
Bringing it up to your face you rub it against your cheek and notice how the hair on it doesn't feel rough at all.

"C-Can you... hold it a little longer?"

>Of course
>Surely Kale won't mind if you do a bit more...
>Okay. But while we're at it how about we show it to Caulifla?
>Other?

>>3686133
...geeze, didn't even warn her.

>>3686190
>>Okay. But while we're at it how about we show it to Caulifla?
has Caulifla trained hers yet?

>>3686190
>Okay. But while we're at it how about we show it to Caulifla?

>>3686190
>Of course

>>3686190
>Of course

>>3686190
>Do, you think if I do that with Caulifla she will grow her tail back?
Why not give both of them tails? Having SS4 instead of god will do a lot to differentiate us from universe 7 and the form can be maintained with much less strain than SSB.

>>3686196
She lost it right after she got monkied

>>3686190
>Of course
>Cuddle with her

>>3686209
Oh, wait, adding another thing to this

>You were right, it's really cute

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>>3686204
As fucking hot as that'd be... I'm not much of a fan of SSJ4. Both because I think it looks silly (On Goku and Virginia at least) and because it triggers my GT PTSD
So unless there's big support to it, I won't make that their big forms

>>3686204
>Legendary Super Saiyan 4
This is just bullying U7.

When we get the opportunity, we should practice the fusion dance with Cabba so we don't get memed again.

>>3686221
I will never understand why the fur for SS4 is pink and not gold

>>3686226
Yeah... Red is tolerable to some extent, but pink and the fucking eyeliner makes it just too metro for The ONLY thing I like about it is the fact that it gives importance to the tails. That they were crippled when they lost them.
That's it

>>3686234
*for me.

I honestly wouldn't remind if you removed the parts of SSJ4 you don't exactly like.
Like the eyeliner. That was just weird.
The big draw for me is how it combines two of the biggest things for the saiyans.

>>3686234
Eh I like the SS4. It has more to it than I change my hair color or my hair grow biger of the first 3 SS forms. (Red fur is for the best.) Even thought I disliked the GT as a whole I like the form.

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>>3686234
I don't understand why they didn't just have it look something like this.
Would make more sense considering the Golden Oozaru thing.

>>3686248
Eh... we'll see.

I kinda wanna keep Kale's Legendary form without going full Dragon Ball Heroes with LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN 4 SUPER VILLAIN DEMON GOD, or other such nonsenses.
As for Caulifla... well I got a different idea for her.
But even I admit it's not fully formed nor that it's a good ideqa.
We'll see.

Like I said, if there's support for it, sure I'll do it.

Anyways
>writing

>>3686257
If nothing ese theres allways Cabba (heck if I know how he convinces us to tail him) if you allready have forms in mind for girls.

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>>3686257
My biggest problem with SS4 is that the outfits they had while transformed in GT were the gaudiest shit ever.
It's fucking mustard yellow pants with bright red fur and mismatched blue accessories.
What were they thinking?

>>3686268
And the eyeliner, don't forget about that.
Despite being borderline furry shit, it's the most metro-sexual of transformations. As in, out of EVERY transformation.
Even ones in Kill la Kill

>>3686268
Obiously the outfit represents gokus autism and midget just sub countusly copied him. Girls have better fashion sense by default.

>>3686268
Gotta get those primary colors in!

>>3686257
I'm with you, SSJ4 isn't that good.

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>>3686272
No kidding.

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>>3686276
It got better in later material with darker fur and clothes that were not compleate ass. I acualy like red fur versions way better than pinkish ones in original GT. (As for the eyeliner while I dont mind it I wouldnt mind it going.)

>>3686286
Granted their hair styles just dont work for them im my opinion still my 2nd favorite SS transformation. (Regular god im absolute favorite and blue is my least favorite as its just color swap regular SS)

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"Sure!"
You sit down next to Kale while holding "hands" with her.
Gently stroking her tail you open your eyes for a moment to look at.
"You were right... it is cute."

"Heehee."

The tip of her tail then starts to wiggle around a bit as Kale is testing its limits.
Pointing up it start tickling your nose which gets a little chuckle out of you.
"S-Stop it! Hahaha!"

"No!"

She keeps trying to play with you but every time she overestimates her reach and unwittingly applies pressure to her own tail, she becomes weekend.
"Careful Kale..."

"S-Sorry."

"Hmmmm... I guess we'll have to train it up.
Maybe some small, plastic weights would be good..."
But before you'd start speaking too much about training again you shake your head.
"Anyway, if you want to do something just do it gently and I'll follow your lead. I don't want to cause you any discomfort."

"Y-You mean it?"

"Sure."

"Then..."
Her tails begins moving again, and like a good boy you start moving your hand after it.
When it starts going too far however you realize what Kales aim really is.

"O-Oh..."

"Follow the monkey Eric!"

"O-Okay..."

First turning over, you then lean over and lay your head on Kales lap.
Feeling unbelievably nervous you close your eyes once more.
"I-I uh... I better close them. My head is starting to ache!"

"You're blushing! How cute!
This isn't even the first time we did this!"

"Hnnnng...
This is the first time when I have a say in it...
And there's no way I wouldn't get nervous with a pretty girl offering me her lap..."

Returning your previous favor Kale then begins patting your head.
Your breathing gets heavy and you start feeling your sweat building up as heat flushes your skin.
Luckily for you however, Kale breaks this one sided tension as she speaks up.
"Thank you Eric..."

"What for?"

"For putting up with me.
The only other friend I ever had was Caulifla.
And I..."

"What are you talking about?"

"Huh?"

"Putting up with you?
I cherish every moment I spend with you."
Sitting up you position yourself so you come face to face with Kale and open your eyes.
"How many times do I have to tell you that you're an amazing person Kale?"

"Eric..."

*AHEM*
Suddenly a new voice cuts in.

>>3686299
Eh... I too used to think Super Saiyan God is a meme. Like you said, it's just a pallet swap.
However the Broly Movie changed my mind.
It gave the form the gravitas it desperately needed.
Now I'm fine with it


AAAAAANYWAY.
The time has come for me to depart.
As usual, it can take anywhere between 30 minutes to an hour for me to get home.
Be right back

>>3686305
While I watched the film (it was good)... It really didnt do anything regarding my opinion of the form. If you need a movie to give it gravitals and have not acomplished that in main show you have failed in intraducing the form. SS was good, SS2 had some inpact, SS3 was okay with stamina drain, SS4 had cool concept even if outfits awfull, Sayan God was the shit, SS blue was as inpactfull as watchin the paint dry and Ultra Instinct is copout to bypas Roshis callout that Goku sucks at tehnical fighting.

>>3686302
This is wholesome.
Sad that Kale keeps having low self-esteem but that is just something that has to be worked on.

>>3686318
Jesus man, spellcheck your shit.
Gravitals?
Inpact?
Bypas?

And wtf are you talking about? SSG needed two fucking movies to look good.

>>3686346
Well we found a grammar natzi.

Even in Super show proper it was lacluster and I will tell you a little seacret I havent seen Resurection F as the movie. (just the show version) but it proves the point even better if it needed 2 movies and the show version of that movie sucked disliked the whole arc really.

>>3686364
>grammar natzi
>natzi
That would be if you made a few grammatical errors.
Instead you've made a word salad and seasoned it with bad opinions.

Phew! I'm back and had dinner as well!

I'll be getting back to writing right away!

>>3686378
Eh my opinins are my own. I dont really care if anyone agrees with it. Not the first time I had an unpopular opinion likely wont be the last.

>>3686330
Eh... having an idea drilled into your head and reinforced for YEARS can do that to you.
But I think Kale is getting better, even if it's a slow burn

>>3686318
Eh... I think Gokus transformation and showcase of the powergap was good. As opposed to RoF where he literally went into it like it was vanilla SSJ. Which is where it's bad rep as a fucking palletswap comes from

As for UI... Omen was the shit and it has been properly teased since RoF. So it's not as big of a copout as people make it out to be.
The method of HOW he got it was however...
And Mastered blows in comparison.

>>3686402
That's the spirit!
>>3686404
I did not hate blue... I just found it meh.

>>3686404
Omen is by far the best thing to come out of Super design-wise.
Just subtle enough visually to breathe some life into the done-to-death concept of transformations on top of being a nice contrast to all the hair-dye powerups we got.