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>Last time on PKMN (Red/Blue) Quest:
We ventured into Saffron, only to find it taken over almost entirely by Team Rocket!
On your way to the Silph Co. building we met with psychic chuunibyou Joyous Splendiferous Nurseorum and established a telepathic link (as well as a fuh-fuh-friendship).
In a shocking twist, we find our old Clefairy Oberon to be leading Team Rocket! Gasp!
And he shoots Joyous’ psychic projection to death! Gasp!
We left off pleading for vengeance and rolling a natural 10...
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>VENGEANCE
Your desire to avenge Joyous is super effective!
You feel that strange magical power of the GODHAND transform into something a bite more... vicious.
The power of VENGEANCE flows from your fingertips!
What do?
>Attack Oberyn (Roll 1D10)
>Reflect on the value of VENGEANCE
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3661911
>Attack Oberyn
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3661911
>Attack Oberyn (Roll 1D10)
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>>3661911
>Reflect on the value of VENGEANCE
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>>3661911
>Reflect on the value of VENGEANCE
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3661911
>>Attack Oberyn (Roll 1D10)
RULES OF NATURE
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>>3661911
>Reflect on the value of VENGEANCE
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>>3661957
And here I thought referencing the BETTER GAME would give better results.
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>>3661957
Well, we probably just went berserk.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3661911
ATTACK IN THE NAME OF HER MEMORY
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3661911
Die.
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>>3661966
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
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>Attack
You roll all over the place, but with enough 10s to make this attack a killer.
But...
“Come now,.. you really think you were the only one who can play this game?”
>Ruh roh
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3661994
>If you're going to play this game with me, you better win.
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>>3661994
>>Ruh roh
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>>3661994
Oberyn is just like us but is a copycat that doesn't make his own moves. It time to sue his ass for copyright.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3661994
>Attack! Attack! Attack!
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3661994
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>>3661994
>okay wait let me do the math I got that one but it was canceled out by the 10 but there was the eight and two which were disregarded for the second 10. So our attack should've been 10 and that would match with yours at the very least. I also don't know why people are rolling cause it wasn't ASKED FOR STOP DOING THAT
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>>3662010
Yeah, we should probably stop rolling so haphazardly.
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>>3661994
Having only one eye his depth perception should be fucked. Literally just move back and forth to gain the upper hand
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>CROSS COUNTER
You both land a solid hit squarely on the jaw.
Fucking OUCH.
Both you and Oberon are rocked! This is about to get messy...

What do?
>This one... is for Joyous! (Roll 1D10)
>Try to talk it out (Write in)
>Write in
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3662015
>smoke oberyn out with a fatty joint erika gave you before you left
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>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous! (Roll 1D10)
F A T A L I T Y
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous!
I'm gonna go shower I hope this roll isn't bad
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous! (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous! (Roll 1D10)
AAAHHHH
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>>3662015
>Try to talk it out (Write in)
Really you shouldn't even be talking
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous! (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3662021
Fucking ate my roll
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>>3662020
>>3662023
>>3662024
why
>>3662027
yeah okay sure
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6RSShnf-mc
"My fist burns with an awesome power."
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>>3662018
>>3662030
>>3662027
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>>3662030
Are the dice ok?
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I don't know how this turned into a JOJO style anime fight but I love it
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>>3662052
I think OP saw this>>3660304 and ran with it
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>>3662027
>>3662030
This one is for her.
In a blaze of VENGEANCE, your fist sears through the opponent. Oberon goes down!

“Hnk... Such a lust for revenge... *cough*... good job... Red...”

What do?
>Gloat
>Mourn
>Write in
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>>3662063
ha yeah that is a good pic
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>>3662066
>Mourn
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>3662035
"Do you see it Oberon?"
"The future. The future is burning red!"
"This fist of mine burns with an awesome power! It's burning knuckles tell me to defeat you!"
"Take this! My love, my hope, and all of my sorrow!"
"GOD...HAND!"
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>>3662070
>". . ."
We didn't ask for this.
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>>3662066
>Finish him
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>>3662066
>Mourn
I tried to get you out of that day care as soon as I found out about Bill. I never wanted it to be this way damnit! WHY?!
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>>3662066
>>Mourn "I didn't want this any of it. when I left home I dreamed of being the pokemon champion...but look at me know. look at vengeance fist I don't even know what I am anymore." take out Pokeball catch Oberon and use a full restore on him saying enough people have died today.
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>>3662066
>Mourn
You're free, Oberon. What you wanted.
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>>3662084
supporting this as we aren't a bloody killer
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>>3662066
>>Mourn
Oh god, I'm sorry. I didn't hate you Oberon it's just... Your line doesn't really get good until Gen 3. But that's not on you, I just wanted other Pokémon. You weren't the problem.
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>>3662066
>>Mourn
For Joyous
Oberon deserves his other eye gouged out.
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>>3662077
>Mourn
You tell Oberon that you never meant to leave him behind for good.
“*Cough* I... *hack* I know, Red. I guess it’s time to come clean.”
What?
“When I was inside... I found out about a threat.. a threat to all of us *wheeeze*... thinking i’d be stuck in daycare for a while, I couldn’t bear the thought of not helping my friends. So I went alone. I found it. I fought it. and I lost. These scars, my arm... I realized that there was only one person that could beat it. It was you Red... You just weren’t *cough* strong enough yet...”

>w-what are you saying, Oberon?
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>>3662111
>>w-what are you saying, Oberon?
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>>3662111
>w-what are you saying, Oberon?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3662111
>did the numberless one do this to you?

Also rolling for smoking a fatty together before oberon dies
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>>3662111
>Try to staunch the bleeding what are you talking about Oberon? take out the FULL RESTORE WE HAVE AND USE IT ON HIM
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>>3662121
Support
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>>3662111
>You just weren’t *cough* strong enough yet...
The motherfucker just pulled a Kessler on us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLgHRvalU40
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>>3662122
If the healing machine couldn't bring back his eye I doubt the Full Restore can save him now...
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How does RG make characters go from hated to based so quickly
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>what are you saying?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h9YPrp0KUaQ

“I’m sorry I put you through all of this. But it’t the only way I could think of unlocking the power of VENGEANCE in you. You’re a really good kid, so it took a lot of doing. Heh. *Cough*. It’s the only thing I can think of that might be able to stop the numberless...”

Oberon starts shaking.

“If it’s any consolation, the girl should be fine. Take her to *hack* Sabrina...”

His eyes start to glaze over.

“Here’s the [POKE HEIST CHIP] by the way. It’s up to you what you do with it... I know you’ll do whatever’s best. Red?”
Yeah, buddy?
“You were the best trainer ever...”
Oberon dies.
What do?
>Cry like a bitch
>Curse the Numberless
>Write in
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>>3662144
Smoke a fucking fatty
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>>3662144
>Curse the Numberless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIfUB376xvU
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>>3662144
>>Cry like a bitch
Buddy...
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>>3662144
>>3662144
>All of the above
He actually did try to keep Joy alive
You were a real human bean oberon... or pokemon, the point still stands
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>>3662144
>Cry like a bitch
>Curse the Numberless
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>>3662144
>kill party member that betrayed you
>later find out he did it to help you
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>>3662144
>Bury him
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>>3662144
>>Cry like a bitch
>>Curse the Numberless
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>>3662144
>>Cry like a bitch
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3662144
>>3662170
adding on
> look to our hand it can pleasure and it can kill, but can it heal. Concentrate on all the love, friendships and, hope you have had all though out your quest place hand on Oberon
>>activate TOUCH OF LIFE
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>>3662197
Nice roll but that just seems cheap...
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>>3662197
We will overcome the anime tropes, WITH EVEN MORE ANIME TROPES
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>Cry like bitch
>Curse Numberless
Oberon... the next time this hand burns with VENGEANCE, it will be for you.

You’ve got some business to attend to before going on.
What do?
>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP]
>Talk to Silph Co. President
>Write in
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>>3662197
Stop goofing around with the rolls, it's too late anyways.
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>>3662206
>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP
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>>3662197
u prod Oberon’s dead body - he’s morgue meat.
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>>3662206
>>Talk to Silph Co. President
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>>3662206
>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP]
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>>3662206
>Talk to Silph Co. President
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>>3662206
>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP]
So what are we gonna do with it lads, I don't feel like stealing every pokemon very much anymore
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>>3662206
>>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP]


>>3662211
well, we can now confirm that our magic hand can't raise the dead
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>>3662206
>>3662212
Must have been kinda awkward, that guy and his secretary just stood there while we had this whole dramatic scene.
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Break the chip.
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>>3662206
>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP]
Naturally we must now build our own OUTER HEAVEN with the stolen Pokemon in order to fight The Patri-I mean The Numberless
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>>3662206
>Pocket heist chip. We might need it later to release all Pokémon (except the ones in our party) to strike at the numberless one, or we can just break it.
>right now, though, we need to release everyone.
Then we take our friend to Pokémon tower
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>>3662237
Can we twist this into like a benevolent thing? Can we take the pokemon away from abusive trainers but leave the good ones alone
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>Deal with [HEIST CHIP]
It’s actually just a little USB drive with a pokeball shape. Cute.

With this thing you have full power over all of the PC stored pokemon in the Kanto region - not a small deal.

You think carefully over what to do next, as your decision could have world altering consequences.

What do?
>Steal all of the Pokemon
>Release all of the Pokemon
>Break the Chip
>Write in
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>>3662245
We make them fight each other to solve our problems... We are the abusive trainers.
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>>3662249
Screw it. We release all Pokémon. The ones that want to stay with their trainers won't just run away.
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>>3662249
>Write in
Keep it for now. We have a Team to disband and a Joy to fix.
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>>3662249
>Release all of the Pokemon
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>>3662249
>Steal all of the Pokemon
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>>3662249
>Write in
Let's wait on making a choice for that right now. There are other things that need our attention
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>>3662249
Pokemon are clearly sentient Being, capable of thought, emotion, building life long relationships. maybe, in the end, Oberon was right...maybe we should free them?


more to the point
>pocket the Chip we need counsel before we make any decision one way or the other.
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>>3662249
>>Steal all of the Pokemon
If anyone wants those back they'll be judged by us. Also if someone wants to release the pokemon don't release our pokemon please
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>>3662265
no dude playing god never ends well for anyone
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>>3662249
>>Steal all of the Pokemon
thirst for crime
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>>3662249
>Steal all of the Pokemon
Imagine it, an army of Stuart's all Biding Numberless' attacks
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Wait this only means pokemon that are in the PC system so does that mean that trainer who have their pokemon in their pokeballs are fine?
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>>3662249
This only affects Pokémon in the PC right?
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>>3662274
>>3662276
Only Pokemon currently stored within the PC system, and only in Kanto.
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>>3662274
>>3662276
Yes, but think about saving Joy and disbanding Rocket first.
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>>3662249
>Steal all of our Rivals captured pokemon
haha
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>>3662282
I know
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OH MY GOD HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING
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>>3662282
We already voted to deal with the chip. I guess it's getting dealt with.

Also, Oberon had the chip. He could have done it earlier.
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>>3662282
>disbanding
I think you mean Taking Over
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>>3662288
Hey man some people want to just ignore character development because dude thirst for crime lmao
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>>3662288
>hold onto it

>>3662294
No, you actual nigger.
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>>3662288
We learned that we were too weak before so Oberyn sacrificed himself.

So we obviously we take a leaf out of this guys book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AaYXui_6LU
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>>3662249
>>Break the Chip
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>>3662298
Whoops, wrong one.
>>3662249
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>>3662285
+1
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>>3662298
You can't stop my thirst for crime.
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>Steal all of the Pokemon
Wow, you really went there. After that heartwarming story of loss you turn right to crime. Well, you do you. you’ll have to head back to Bill’s to enact the plan - but in the meanwhile...
Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] Maxes out! You’ve earned the [KLEPTOMANIAC] Trainer class. From now on, when you see something you like you’re just gonna take it.
Sounds like this could get you in some trouble.
Oh well, a few more things to deal with...
>Talk to Silph Co. President
>Talk to nearby confused Rocket
>Write in
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>>3662327
>>Talk to Silph Co. President

[I am incredibly disappointed in all of you]
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>>3662327
>Talk to Silph Co. President
See if we can get some psychic knuckle dusters so we can literally punch STANDS
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>>3662327
>>Talk to Silph Co. President
We're the new Boss.
And we need to buy a fucking suit
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>>3662327
>Talk to president
I really hate the ones that voted to steal. You all suck.
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>>3662327
>of all the things to do
>we end up being a giga nigger

>Talk to Silph Co. President
Ask for advanced ways to off ourselves.
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>>3662327
>>Talk to Silph Co. President
Welp, hmm. I'm starting to regret this a bit.
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pussies can't handle being evil.
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>>3662344
you fucking should
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>>3662344
Never pretend to be retarded, anon.
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>>3662349
>>3662353
Moralfags. Enough of your foolishness.
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Don't bother saving ESPJoy, btw. She'd probably be able to tell what we chose to be at a glance.
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>>3662357
>>3662360
Silence Degenerates
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>>3662357
Better commit to being Stupid Evil then. Do no good deed from here on out.
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>>3662349
>>3662353
Hey, I said just a bit. Nothing is set in stone, there could still be a way to redeem ourselves. And a few years of exile in a cold mountain can do wonders on someone...
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>>3662363
>>3662368
Cry further about the moral implications of pocketing a USB.
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>>3662360
Save her anyway. We deserve to look her in the eyes and tell her we are stealing all Pokémon in PCs. If Oberon could be hated for being noble, we can suffer disdain for being vile.
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>Silph President
“Oh, um. So that was all pretty crazy. Thank you, I think? As a thanks.. umm.. you can have either this Lapras, or our prototype Master Ball! It can catch any Pokemon without fail!”

What do?
>Take Lapras
>Take Master Ball
>Both + His Wallet, obviously
>Write in
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>>3662376
>>Both + His Wallet, obviously
DO YOU UNDERSTAND JUST WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?
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>>3662371
>there could still be a way to redeem ourselves.
Maxing our Thot Levels gave us a BAD END. It was only by the QM's intervention that the Quest didn't end there.
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>>3662376
>Masterball
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>>3662376
>>Take Master Ball
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>>3662371
this last turn WAS THE REDEMPTION OPTION. what do you think all that build up to the chip was and what do you amoralfags do throw all that character development RIGHT THE FUCK OUT THE WINDOW.
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>>3662376
>Both + His Wallet, obviously

>>3662374
Why should we wait? Let's go straight to Bill's, right now.
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>>3662376
>Take Master Ball ask what we would need to do to get lapras
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>>3662376
>Take master ball
Thank you
>>3662379
>>3662389
Stop disregarding character development you absolute dickheads
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>>3662398
"No"
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>>3662398
Pssh, what character development? Let's go Full Retard right now.
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>>3662403
>>3662402
you, you are the kind of people that just want to watch the world burn, aren't you?
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Let's rape loli Joy next time we see her.
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>>3662410
Actually, let's rape all the Joys.
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>>3662409
Not really.
I want to cause the world to burn.
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There's a chance of having a moral dilemma before we pull the trigger on it at Bill's. Stop the amoral trolls.
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ESPJoy is comatose right now. Let's rape her first.
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>Take Master ball
You temporarily suppress your [THIRST FOR CRIME] and politely take the Master Ball.

Turning to leave, you run into a lone Rocket.
“Hey so uh... it looks like you killed the Boss. There’s not really a precedent for this specific circumstance, but I think that makes you the new leader.”
What do?
>Disband Team Rocket
>Become Boss Rocket
>Write in
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These bastards just want to kill the quest don't they?
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Honestly Anon's I don't see what the issue is with a character reacting to a stimuli and developing negative traits, not all character development has to be positive, sometime's it's interesting to take the low road and see a fall from grace.

Hell, to all the Anon's going full retard about being a villain, you can have a bad guy do good things as well, makes them more than one dimensional, which is what everyone overreacting is trying to imply we should do now.
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>>3662414
Nope. [Thirst for Crime] is maxed out. Let's crash this Quest WITH NO SURVIVORS.
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>>3662414
did you miss this from QM's post
> You’ve earned the [KLEPTOMANIAC] Trainer class. From now on, when you see something you like you’re just gonna take it.

We don't get a choice anymore, we had a choice and "we" made it.
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>>3662422
>Become Boss Rocket
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>>3662422
>Become Boss Rocket
You guys do know we could just use all these people and pokemon to fight the Numberless, right?
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>>3662422
>>Become Boss Rocket
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>>3662422
>reform team rocket no more crime this gang is going legitimate. tell him he is second in command and to handle it.
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>>3662422
>Disband
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>>3662422
>>Disband Team Rocket
There, a slim ray of goodness, not like it matters.
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>>3662422
>Become Boss Rocket

>>3662424
>Hell, to all the Anon's going full retard about being a villain, you can have a bad guy do good things as well, makes them more than one dimensional, which is what everyone overreacting is trying to imply we should do now.
You're right. We should revive ESPJoy... then rape her.
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>>3662422
>>Disband Team Rocket
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>>3662422
>disband team rocket
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man, a lot of tards on tonight I'll tell you that.

>>3662436
changing to disband
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>>3662422
>Disband Team Rocket
These degenerates just want to see everything we have done to burn to the ground.
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>>3662445
Quests are serious business
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>all these moralfags
What are you guys doing? Did you see what we just did? Who cares about character development? We could've gotten everything we wanted if we just TOOK it.
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>>3662422
>>>Disband Team Rocket
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>>3662429
>Change to disband
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>>3662422
>Become Boss Rocket

Boy missing the most crucial choices sure is fun.

Let's just fucking continue this I guess.
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>>3662451
You're a fucking cancer.
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>become boss rocket to gain enough power to kill the numberless one.
>then disband
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>Become Boss Rocket

There are only two possibilities here. Either RG has an interesting story planned for this path or he's a shit QM that put in a choice he wasn't ready to write. I'm in favor of the former and want to see where this ride ends.
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>>3662466
>>3662455
>>3662467
three
single ID post in a row...YOU SAMEFAG MOTHERFUCKER
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>>3662462
What, you think that [Thirst for Crime] is gonna go away? I would've voted to disband otherwise but we dug ourselves this deep, might as well see what's on the other side.
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>>3662468
Nah I just caught up. Not samefagging.
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>>3662468
Retard
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>>3662422
>Disband Team Rocket
>all of these fags wants to be boss of team rocket
come on guys we got shit to explore
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>>3662469
That is incredibly flawed logic

>>3662477
fuck you samefag
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>>3662440
Imagine being so gay you need a team to fight the numberless instead of fighting them yourself like a man
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>Disband
You disband Team Rocket, but not before getting some sick duds because the QM thought you’d become Boss Rocket.
Oh well!
You put your [NICE SUIT] in your back pack.
The Rockets wander off to find gainful employment elsewhere, presumably.
Oh well, more crime for you!

What do now?
>Check on Joyous
>Saffron Psychic Gym
>Saffron Fighting Gym
>Poke Mart
>Write in
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>>3662491
Wrong post quote but whatever
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>>3662490
Stop being autistic.
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>>3662495
>>Check on Joyous
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>>3662495
>Check on Joyous
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>>3662495
>>Check on Joyous
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>>3662495
>Check on Joyous
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>>3662495
>grow up to be a salesmen and end this shit quest now.
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>>3662495
>Check on Joyous
Then
>Saffron psychic gym
Oberon told us we needed to get her to Sabrina
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>>3662495
>let's bury Oberon.
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>>3662495
>Check on Joyous
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>lets be the whiteknight virgin
Fuck all of you incels. I bet theres at least three underage asian boys in here whose mom makes them play violin or piano.
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>>3662495
>>Check on Joyous
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>>3662495
>Check on Joyous
>Saffron Psychic Gym
No time to waste.
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>>3662495
>Check on Joyous
>Get her to the Psychic Gym

>That suit with the hat
Damn, now I'm just imagining Red in his office but instead of a fancy art piece on the wall behind him it's just a shit ton of AHEAGOing h-doujin drawings
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>>3662495
>we don't get to be Boss Rocket
what a shame

>Check on Joyous
To rape.

>>3662517
Just rape Joyous and we won't be a virgin anymore.
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Hey, where did >>3662433 go? I thought he'd be here for this. Don't tell me he's welching out now that we're not Boss Rocket.
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>>3662529
Im thinking of leaving too desu. This got predictable
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>>3662529
If he did that's his loss
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>>3662528
Or perhaps (You) are him?
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>>3662535
indeed
>>
>Check on Joyous
On the way to the Pokemon Center you ears start ringing, as if you have some [AUTISTIC TROLLS] in your head.
You promptly ignore them, and your life is ever so slightly better.
>>
>>3662535
>>3662539
>the whiteknights are retards
Makes sense
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>>3662542
BASED RG
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>>3662542
Wow what a great post. Truly a great qm. Have fun with your stulid ass whiteknight fantasy.
>>
Mission acc--I mean damn
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>>3662542
Thank you RG!
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>>3662548
you gonna leave or cry some more either option works for me.
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>>3662542
GOD TIER QM
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>>3662542
>best QM!
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>>3662542
QM my man solid post
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>Check on Joyous
As you expected, she’s in something of a comatose state. She’s breathing fine, she’s just totally zonked out.
Oberyn said to get her to Sabrina, so that’s what you’ll do.

What do?
>Lead her by the hand
>Carry her Piggy-back
>Write in
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>>3662576
>Carry her Piggy-back

>>3662564
cope
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>>3662576
>Lead her by the hand
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>>3662576
>carry her piggy-back
I for some reason don't think she'd walk very well
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>>3662576
>>Carry her Piggy-back
If we can carry who knows how many shit and Stuart in our backpack then maybe we can do this.
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>>3662576
>Carry her Piggy-back
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>>3662576
>Carry her Piggy-back
Unironically great thread so far, Rocket Grunt. No quest is complete without some assblasted anons.
>>3662583
Don't give him the attention, it'll just reinforce the behavior.
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>>3662576
>>Carry her Piggy-back
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>>3662576
>>Carry her Piggy-back
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>>3662576
>Carry her Piggy-back
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>>3662576
>Carry her Piggy-back
>>
Plus guys we could take her by the hand but I don't think she'd understand
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>>3662574
yeah that is a pretty good summary
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>>3662576
>Not princess carrying her
For shame Anon's, for shame
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>>3662612
Oh damn yeah that would've been good, why didn't we think of that
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>>3662612
We have time to switch?
>>
>Piggy Back
(You heal your Pokemon up real quick.)

You decide to carry her there yourself, just to make sure she doesn’t fall over.
Oof, she’s heavy! It’s a good thing she’s unconscious so she didn’t hear you think that.
It’s not all bad, she’s really, really soft...

You arrive at the Saffron Gym, and it’s a familiar set up - There’s that creepy dude, some Trainer’s in the way and.. warp pads?

God DAMNIT.

What do?

>Talk to weird dude
>Start fighting your way to Sabrina
>Write in
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>>3662620
>Talk to weird dude
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>>3662620
>>Talk to weird dude
>>
>>3662620
>>Start fighting your way to Sabrina
Ah fuck, we forgot Gurren again...
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>>3662620
>>Talk to weird dude
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>>3662627
Maybe one of our pokemon has a dark type move?
>>3662620
>Talk to weird dude
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>>3662635
Dark isn't until GSC
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>>3662620
>>Talk to weird dude
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>>3662641
Oh right fuck I hate Gen1. We'll just tough it out then I guess
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>>3662620
>Talk to weird dude
>inb4 Sabrina's into S&M with her whip
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>>3662620
>Talk to weird dude
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>>3662646
>inb4 Sabrina uses the power of S&M to fix joys psyche
>>
>this moralfaggotry
wewlads.
Alright, well just don't forget we're a goo clone contracted to the devil, alright?
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>Talk to weird dude
“Oh Hey Kid, you here for the hot tips? I’m just gonna ignore that you’re carrying around an unconscious Joy. Whatever that’s about, I’d probably do the same thing.”
What ask?
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask about Psychic Type
>Write in
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>>3662656
>Ask about Gym Leader
>>
>>3662656
>>Ask about Psychic Type
It has like no fucking counters besides Chansey/Snorlax I guess.
>>
>>3662656
>All of the above
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>>3662656
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask how he got out of the grass gym
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>>3662656
>Ask about psychic type
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>>3662574

Sounds about right. Oh well it gave me a chuckle.
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>>3662667
yeah this too
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>>3662656
>What's the right warp pad path, we fucking hate these things
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>>3662656
>ask about gym leader
>ask about psychic type

We can also ask about how he escaped the grass gym I guess
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>>3662656
>>Ask about Gym Leader
>>Ask about Psychic Type
>>
>Ask how he got out of Celadon Gym
“They kicked me out when they found out how much I was enjoying the punishment. Sigh...”
This dude is a sicko, but you knew that already.

>Ask about Sabrina
“Let me tell you, she is one cold bitch. She loves nothing more than men groveling underneath her heels. If I could figure my way through these fucking teleportation pads I’d be under them right now!”

>Ask about psychic type
“Yeah Gen 1 sucks, I KNOW. Bug type moves are they only thing super effective, and ghost doesn’t work at all due to a game bug. It’s supposed to be super effective but it just does nothing! What a fuck up.
Anyway, the good news is their physical defense is pretty low, so as long as it’s not a fighting or psychic type move, you’re good!”

Damn, that was actually pretty helpful.

What do?
>Start teleporting and fighting
>Write in
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>>3662708
>>Start teleporting and fighting
>>
>>3662708
>>Start teleporting and fighting
>>
>>3662708
>Teleporting and fighting!
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>>3662708
>Start teleporting and fighting
>>
>>3662708
>>Start teleporting and fighting
>>
>>3662708
>Start teleporting and fighting
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>>3662708
>Start teleporting and fighting
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>Teleport, fight
You step off of the pad and straight into a trainer battle!
The Psychic is about to send out Mr. Mime!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3662738
Stuart+Hyper fang
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3662738
Bernie, Slash
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3662738
>Bernie+Scratch
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>>3662708
>All these teleporting and fighting votes
Plebs, everyone knows fighting and teleporting is the KINO choice
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>>3662751
Well you got us there
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>>3662748
>Bernie, Slash
That’s the way!
Bernie scars that gross Mr. Mime for life.
He goes down!
Psychic is about to send in Kadabra!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3662422
>Become Boss Rocke
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3662770
>FishStick, Bite.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3662770
>Bernie cuts a bitch

>>3662777
Bit late for that mate
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>>3662777
A little late for that bud
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3662780
+1
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3662780
support
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>>3662708
wait ghost doesn't work because of a game bug? never heard of that before.
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>>3662780
>Fishstick, Bite
It’s a dark type move, if only in spirit.
Fishstick shoves the whole damn Kadabra in his mouth and bites down - he submits!
You win!
The Psychic hands over 1000 cool funbucks.

Ahead of you are two new warp panels... left and right...

What do?

>Left
>Right
>Write in
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>>3662807
>>Left
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>>3662807
>Right
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>>3662785
>>3662788
whoops
>slowpoke.jpeg
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>>3662807
>right
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>>3662807
>Which pad leads to Sabrina? Otherwise the only thing Fishstick is spitting out is the spoon
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>>3662807
>the teleporter on the top left of this room since there's four of them
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>>3662818
Lol
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>>3662818
>You ask the Psychic which pad to take
“uh... to be honest I’m lost inhere myself...”
Great
>>3662820
There’s only two, this time :)
>Go Right
You step on the right teleporter, and are whisked away to... an empty room. Fun.

What do?
>Left
>Right
>Back
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>>3662842
>>Left
>>
>>3662842
>Left
>>
>>3662842
>left
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>>3662842
>right
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>Left
You go left, and walk into another trainer battle, this time it’s a channeler!
She’s about to send in Gastly!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3662842
Isn't going left the same as going back?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3662871
Bernie+Ember
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3662871
>Bernie, Ember
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>>3662873
Oh, I wasn’t clear about that.
The way this one is set up there are actually three portals per room - Left, Right and the one you came in on.
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>>3662883
ok, thanks
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>>3662871
>Bernie, Ember

dice+1d10
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>>3662881
Good GOD
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3662871
>Bernie, Ember
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3662894
>>
>>3662881
>Bernie, Ember
Oof, can’t whiff much harder than that.
The Ghastly takes the opportunity to have a nice, juicy LICK of Bernie’s neck.
It doesn’t hurt him much, but it is well beyond Bernie’s comfort boundary.
Bernie is Paralyzed!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3662888
>>3662873
>>3662894
Look at the retard go
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3662909
Perform fellatio on charizard
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3662909
>Isue a restraining order.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3662910
He's fine. Chill.
>>3662909
Dream, ground attack
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>>3662914
>>3662910
lol
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3662909
Senip, Thundershock
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>>3662917
>Serve restraining order
Oof, this Ghastly can’t get in any more trouble - they’ll take his kids!
He retreats to his Pokeball.
Channeler is about to send in Haunter -
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3662929
>Senip, thundershock
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3662929
Bernie. Flame Trhower. BUT DONT CROSS THE BEAMS!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3662929
>Senip+Thundershock
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3662938
>>3662933
>Senip, thunderstock
Might as well, we're all over the place
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>>3662933
>>3662938
>>3662948
Senip hits haunter with a perfectly adequate Thundershock!
...But it endures!
It hits back with a vicious Night Shade!
Senip is rocked, but she can still go!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3662960
I'm surprised there were no side effects from the God Hand.
>Shock Again
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3662960
>Thunder-cats-ho!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3662960
Thunder!
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>>3662966
>>3662967
>>3662974
That happens.
Haunter goes down! The Channeler shells out 1500 big ones.

Two new pads, same old story. This is getting old REAL fast.

What do?

>Left
>Right
>Back
>FUCK THIS
>write in
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>>3662979
>>Left
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>>3662979
>FUCK THIS
Joyous is depending on us, dammit!
>>
>>3662979
>FUCK THIS
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>>3662929
oh god why did you have to make me sad
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>>3662979
>>FUCK THIS
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>>3662979
>FUCK THIS
Ride fishstick through a wall, we'll find someway to make it up to Sabrina
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>Fuck This
You look around, test the wall and find that it’s actually that paper thin Japanese stuff. What the hell?

You kick the shitty wall into a million pieces.
Ahead of you, the Leader of Saffron gym awaits.
What do?

>Challenge Sabrina
>Ask her to help Joyous
>Write in
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>>3663024
>>Ask her to help Joyous
>>
>>3663024
>Ask her to help Joyous
A PUNISHED CLEFAIRY SAID YOU COULD HELP HER
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>>3663024
>Joyous first
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>>3663024
>Ask her to help Joyous
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>>3663024
Maybe it was a bad idea to wreck her gym and start demanding things from her...
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>>3663042
For us, maybe, since we just gave Sabrina something to hold over us.
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>Ask her to help Joyous
“Stupid boy... men like you are all the same. Demanding things from women with providing nothing in return. I deny you, you can take your little tramp somewhere else.”
Oh fuck.
“That is... unless you can best me in a Pokemon battle. But I doubt your pathetic male brain could handle the challenge.”
Ok wow.
Sabrina is gonna fight you no matter what.
She’s about to send in Kadabra!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3663060
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Stuart+Quick Attack
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3663060
>Noodle, Slam
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>>3663070
Woo Stuart! Hasn't seen much action these days
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3663070
>>3663080
Yesterday has me scared of rolling. Hopefully I won't be all awful tonight.
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>>3663070
>Stuart, Quick Attack
Stuart uses quick attack... but he’s not so quick!
Kadabra tries to invade his mind. Kadabra finds nothing there and has an existential crisis!
Kadabra goes down! Strange!
Sabrina is about to send out Mr. Mime!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3663108
>Noodle, Slam
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3663108
>Bernie+Slash
Again
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3663108
>Bernie, Slash
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3663070
YOU CAN DO IT STUART
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>>3663126
Dude, update before you post.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3663108
Bernie, slash
>>
We should Parlyz Heal him too.
>>
>>3663116
>>3663121
>>3663126
Bernie goes for a slash - but he’s paralyzed!
Mr Mime blasts him with a Confusion, and now he’s confused too! Bernie is in rough shape!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1 D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3663152
Stuart+Quick Attack
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3663152
Noodle, Wrap
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3663152
>SLASH
C'mon, just one more.
>>
>>3663162
>Noodle Wrap
Noodle gets a good wrap going on Mr. Mine... but Mr. Mime endures its! Just a little more...

Mr Mime manages to cast light screen, which does basically nothing.

What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3663181
>Noodle, Rap
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3663181
>Noodle, dragon tail?
We should really figure out our mon's moves. Also, seems how you mentioned the gen1 ghost move problem, are other bugs... exploitable?
>>
>>3663187
You lay down a sick beat, and Noodle kills it on the mic.
Mr. Mime’s palms are sweaty, knees weak Mom’s spaghetti.
He goes down!
Sabrina is about to send in Venomoth -
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1 D10
>Write in
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>>3663215
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1 D10
Fish Sticks+Dragon Rage
>>
>>3663215
>Challenge Sabrina to a dance off.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3663215
>Dream, Double Kick
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3663215
>FishStick, Bite
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3663215
>Bernie, Flamethrower

QM did Erika give us a TM or what
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3663227
Fucking hell

>>3663230
>Fighting
>On a Bug and Poison
You're kidding, right?
>>
>>3663230
Why did you have to choose the weakest move you could?
>>
>>3663238
>>3663239
Fuck, i thought fighting was 2x against bug.
>>
>>3663230
>>3663239
>>3663255
Natural 10 tho...

Dream stomps all over the Venomoth, basically dancing on it’s face.
Venomoth goes down!
But Sabrina isn’t done just yet... she’s about to send in Alakazam!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3663266
>Stuart+Bide
Retard Strength
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3663266
>FishStick, Dragon Rage
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3663266
>ask alakazam about missingno as a move
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3663266
>Stuart, bide
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3663266
>Stuart+Bide
The power of void thought will prevail.
>>
>Stuart - bide
You send out the boy, and he takes the full force of one of Alakazam’s Psybeams!
Despite his lack of mental function, it still hurts him, really bad!
But you know what that means...
>Stuart, Bide
>Write in
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>>3663321
>Stuart, Bide
>>
>>3663321
>>Stuart, Bide
>>
>>3663321
>Stuart, Bide
He truly is the psychic antithesis.
>>
>>3663321
>>Stuart, Bide
>>
>BIDE
Stuart SLAMS the Alakazam with a hefty bide, taking off a chunk of it’s natural armor... but Alakazam endures!
So this is the power of a high level Gym Leader...
Alakazam hits back with a Psywave - Stuart is knocked out!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>write in
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>>3663334
The first Dork-type.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3663355
Sinep+Quick Attack
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3663355
>FishStick, Bite
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

FishStick, Bite
>>
>Senip, Quick attack
Senip gets in there, and gets in quick! Cracking the Alakazam in the back of the head with a gnarly quick attack!
Alakazam is on it’s last legs... but it’s not done yet!
It hits Senip with a huge Psybeam!
Senip just barely endures...
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3663394
>Fishstick, bite
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3663394
>Senip, Pin Missile
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3663394
>Senip, quick attack
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3663394
>Senip+Quick Attack
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>>3663401
You're telling me senip has a bug move that we haven't been using this entire time
>>
>>3663400
>Fishstick, Bite
It doesn’t go well. Fishstick is KO’d!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3663409
>Senip+Quick Attack
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3663406
To be fair it's kind of a shit move.
>>3663409
>Senip, Quick Attack
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3663409
>Senip, quick attack
>>
>>3663412
>>3663417
>>3663405
>Senip - Quick attack
Nope.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in
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>>3663422
NAISU
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3663425
Dream+Mega PAWNCH
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3663425
>DREAM, MEGALO PUNCH
Dream's' work makes the team work!
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3663425
Dream, toxic
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>>3663435
dumb dyKe
>>
>>3663435
AH come on, I was rolling just fine yesterday.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

Okay so Stuart down, Senip down, fishstick down
>>3663425
Noodle+Wrap
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>>3663435
g-guys....
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>>3663442
This puts a smile on my face
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3663446
Noodle+Wrap This Shit Up Already
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>>3663446
Now this doesn't
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3663446
>Noodle, Wrap
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>>3663442
>>3663450
>o thank god
Noodle puts the Squeeze on Alakazam - it finally goes down!
You beat Sabrina!
She hands over the Marsh Badge, as well as 4500 big ones. You’re rich!

What do?
>Ask her to help Joyous
>Brag like a Chad
>Write in

——-
Phew, glad we got through that!
Gotta sleep, we can deal with Sabrina tomorrow!
>>
>>3663455
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
SOMEBODY ELSE ROLL, FFS
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>>3663459
>Ask her to help Joyous
>>
>>3663459
>Ask her to help Joyous
This is about Joyous, not us.
>>
>>3663459
>>Ask her to help Joyous
>>
>>3663459
>>Ask her to help Joyous
Good run, RocketGrunt.
>>
>>3663459
TMs. WHAT ABOUT THE TMs.
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>>3663500
Have we even picked up a TM yet?
>>
>>3663459
>Ask her to help Joyous
then
>Brag like a chad
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>>3663509
Brock gave us Bide. Misty gave us Water Pulse. I think Surge gave us something too.
>>
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>Go to sleep
>Come back to idiots immediately using the heist chip to steal everyone's pokemon
Christ, I think this is the first time I've wanted to quit following a quest due to player decisions and not just the quest itself not being to my tastes.
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>>3663748
Welcome to qst, enjoy your stay.
>>
>>3663459
>>Ask her to help Joyous
>>
>>3663748
To be fair it hasn't been done YET.

We're probably the closest thing to route-locked there is tho.
>>
>>3663748
Ya know, we could just give them back by starting another vote.

Seriously, I have no problem with Red being Red but we have our own team, we don't need some shmucks pokemon.
>>
>>3663748
The thing is that it seems like the vote was largely influenced by trolls who wanted to be ridiculously evil (one was even talking about raping the unconscious Joy, as well as the loli Joy). This is not who has been following the thread (Erika passed out after a big build up of seeming like we would finally have things go right due to a natural 1, and we all voted to just go home). The QM realized this and told the autists that they were now being ignored, especially after everyone else went extra good to spite them. He delayed the theft anyway, so don't freak out. There's plenty that can happen between now and then.
>>
>>3664279

Would've just retcon it but good on him. Still upset with the whole team rocket disband. Seriously we could've converted those guys to doing something more productive and useful to the pokemon world. Especially when the illuminating threat of you know who is following us.

That and I really really like having red in a suit.
>>
>>3663181
>>3663215
>>3663459


Also we are never getting rid of noodle. They solidify their position before but damn is this a whole new level of being like a boss.
>>
Ok so who decided to get rid of gurren when we were going to fight the PSYCHIC gym leader. Who thought getting rid of one of our strongest members in their advantage was a smart idea.


Also damn I wish we took over Team Rocket and waited on that chip desu.
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>>3664353
wait shit Voldemort's here? Do we know anyone with magic?
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>>3664279
Yeah this seems to happen
>>
Fuck off already.
>>
>Ask Sabrina to help Joyous
“Hmph, FINE. Even if you are male scum, you did win fair and square.”
She gets a devious smile on her face.
“Although... to pull her out of her psy-coma I’m going to need a conduit. That will be you. The position doesn’t come without great personal risk, however. If everything goes fine, you’ll barely notice. But if it doesn’t, it may cost you your [SANITY]. Are you prepared to risk that for her?”

What do?
>Risk [SANITY] to save Joyous
>I’m sure she’ll be fine if we just let her rest...
>write in
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>>3665592
>Risk [SANITY] to save Joyous.
>Prepare for PYSCHO-VENGANCE
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>>3665592
>Risk [SANITY] to save Joyous
>>
>>3665592
>Risk [SANITY] to save Joyous
We're pretty close to being so crazy we loop back to being sane anyway.
>>
>>3665592
>Let's get the guy from out front to do this instead
>>
>>3665592
>Risk[SANITY]
We're already pretty fucked up desu
>>
>>3665592
She only got into this mess because of us. Scum or not, we should help.
>>
>>3665592
>Ask if the weirdo at the front of the gym would work instead
>If he wouldn't,
>>Risk [SANITY] to save Joyous
>>
>>3665592
>>Risk [SANITY] to save Joyous
>>
>>3665592
Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
>>
>>3665592
>>Risk [SANITY] to save Joyous
>>
>Ask weirdo to step in
“uhh, if you think I’m gonna do that you really don’t need to worry about losing any more [SANITY].”
Fair enough.
>Risk [SANITY]
“Ok, you just need to sit really still and clear your mind. If you’re a good conduit, this should be a piece of cake.”
What do?
>Be a good conduit (Roll 1D10)
>Toss weirdo in the way
>write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3665630
>>Be a good conduit (Roll 1D10)
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>>3665630
Toss weirdo
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3665630
>Be a good conduit
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>>3665633
>>3665635
guess we'll die.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3665630
>>Be a good conduit (Roll 1D10)
Be the very best, like no one ever was.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3665630
>>Be a good conduit (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3665630
Leave this to me.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3665630
>>
guys we're rolling d10s not d5s, christ
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Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>3665647
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>>3665651
Hilarious.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3665630
>Be a good conduit (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3665630
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>>3665651
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>>3665654
Will it be enough to not need a drool cup, though?
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

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>>3665633
>>3665639
>>3665645
>>3665651
>>3665655
>Be good conduit
You sit like a good patient boy, but your thoughts wander. Sabrina blasts you with a psychic beam and...
whoops.
What do?
>Durrrr
>Hurrr
>daaaaaa
>Write in
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>>3665654
Finally
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>>3665660
>Alex Jones actually has some valid points
>>
>>3665660
>KAAAAANTOOOOO
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>>3665660
>"Skip Part 1 and 2, you can read Part 5 without context, Part 7 is the worst, Part 6 is the best."
>>
>>3665660
>Hurrr
>>
>>3665660
>HAHAHA WOOLOO FLUFFY WOOLOO ROUND
>GUYS, IT'S JUST A DEMO
>THERE WERE TOO MANY POKEMON ANYWAYS
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>>3665660
Finally connect with Stuart. He's pretty smart, you know?
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>>3665671
+1
>>
>>3665660
> HAHA NE DE BURRDUR HAHA GELABINDING DING RA RA RA AHAHAHA
>>
>hurr
Hey, it’s no so bad. You feel like you have a different perspective on things. Time is a drop of water. Magic is real, and ideas are the true power. Use Brainforce plus for maximum performance.

You consider investing in bitcoin.

Ok there might be a problem. Seems like a real sticky pickle to get out of, having your mind shattered and all.

What do?
>Look around, take stock of your surroundings
>Flounder around crying for help
>Peek into reality
>Write in
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>>3665682
>>Look around, take stock of your surroundings
>>
>>3665682
>>Peek into reality
>>
>>3665682
>Peek into reality
>>
>>3665682
>Look around, take stock of your surroundings
>>
>>3665682
>Peek into reality
>>
>>3665682
We look pretty happy.
>take a moment and take stock of surroundings.
Enjoy it!
>>
Actually,
>Peek into reality
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>>3665682
>Look around, take stock of your surroundings
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>>3665682
>Peek into reality
>>
>Look around
Your inner psych looks like a room with some doors. How creative.

One door has a hunk of cheese on it, another a big “R”.
There’s a little hole in the floor. Not big enough for you to fit through, sadly.

What do?

>Cheese Door
>R door
>look at hole
>>
>>3665718
>R door
Maybe we can do some manual moralizing in here.
>>
>>3665718
>R door
>>
>>3665718
>>look at hole
>>
>>3665718
>KICK down the R door
>>
>>3665718
>Cheese Door

You fucking morons, you fucking buffoons. Why would we not select cheese? It makes sense when examining our entire character arc.
>>
>>3665725
How?
>look at hole
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>>3665725
Eseehc has been zapping Stuart every chance he gets. He can fuck right off
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>>3665718
>>look at hole
>>
>>3665718
>R door
>>
>>3665732
That was mostly our fault. Not mine, but "Our"
>>
>Open R door
You open it and you see your shadow take form in front of you. How original.

But it does look pissed off. It’s coming right for you! What do?

>Fight it (Roll 1D10)
>Embrace it
>Flirt with it
>Write in
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3665744
>Fight it

Speaking of Eseehc, who the hell named him that? And why?
It's a dumb name that's not even funny. Senip/Sinep could at least be justified as trying to get around the profanity filter that resulted in MegaFriend.
>>
>>3665744
>Embrace it
>>
>>3665744
>Flirt with it
It's not gay if it's yourself
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3665744
>T pose for dominance
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3665744
Fight it while commenting on it's curves
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3665744
>Fuck me!
>>
>>3665744
>Slap the ass.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3665744
>Fight
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>>3665744
>>Flirt with it
>>
>>3665751
Man, we are JUST not lucky today, are we?
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>>3665751
Wait, it's just you. Stop rolling.
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>>3665750
>T-pose for dominance
You strike the iconic pose, and the shadow-you recoils in horror! It;’s not actually afraid, it’s just cringing really, really hard!
A brilliant attack within a psychic arena, all things considered.

How will you press the advantage over your inner darkness?

>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3665786
So it's weak to cringe, huh?
>Dab
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3665786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IORp_o7bnvM
Fight
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>>3665786
Shall we try dabbing? It is a powerfull attack but if we roll low enough we might break even more
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3665786
A kick in the balls can never go wrong
>>
>>3665786
Throw psychic chunk of building at it.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3665786
>DAB ON THEM HATERS
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3665786
Use tackle
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3665786
>Dabadabadoo
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3665806
+1
>>
>Dab
You let out a hellacious dab. You roll pretty bad, but fortunately for you it’s SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Turns out your innate [SELF-COINCIOUSNESS] is a magnificent weakness to exploit.
Shadow you is on it’s last legs...
You just have to do one more thing.

Destroy the [HEIST CHIP] ?
>Destroy it
>Nah keep it
>Write in
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>>3665848
>>Destroy it
>>
>>3665848
>Destroy it
>>
>>3665848
>Destroy it.
>>
>>3665848
>>Destroy it
>>
>>3665848
>Destroy it
hurry before the trolls come here
>>
>>3665848
>Destroy it
>>
Our shadow might be a part of ourselves but we don't have to do something so drastic to prove it.
>>
>>3665848
>Destroy it
>>
>Destroy chip
You don’t have access to your inventory at the moment, but you resolve to destroy the chip as soon as you have a chance.

The shadow you dissipates. You know it’s not gone, nor should it be - but it’s influence over you lessens significantly.
Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] falls by several levels.
Nice.
What do now?
>Cheese door
>Look through floor hole
>Write in
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>>3665848
>Destroy it
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>>3665889
>Cheese door
>>
>>3665889
>>Look through floor hole
>>
>>3665889
>Cheese door
>>
>>3665889
>Cheese door
>>
>>3665895
That is where Stewart is
>>
>>3665889
>>Cheese door
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>>3665900
Makes me even more curious.
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>>3665889
>>Cheese door
>>
>>3665889
>Look through floor hole
>>
>Cheese door
You enter the cheese room, and find a man standing in front of a chalk board writing some really complicated looking equations.
What do?

>Greet Person
>Wipe chalkboard
>Write in
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>>3665935
>Greet Person
Stuart?
>>
>>3665935
>Greet Person
This is fine too.
>>
>>3665935
>Start solving equations
>>
>>3665935
>>Greet Person
>>
>>3665935
>>Greet Person
>>
>>3665935
>Greet Person
>>
>>3665935
>well one of those is the mass energy equivalence
and
>newtons theory of gravitational law
>greet person
How do you know these?
>>
>Greet Stuart
“Oh, Red! You’re here sooner than I expected! I must have forgotten to carry the 2. Haha!”

Ok this is pretty weird.

What do?

>Ask Stuart why he is here
>Ask Stuart why he is human shaped
>Write in
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>>3665951
>Hug Stuart
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>>3665951
>>Ask Stuart why he is here
>>
>>3665951
>Ask Stuart why he is here
>>
>>3665951
>Ask Stuart why he is here
>>
>>3665954
Support
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>>3665954
Supporting
>>
>>3665954
This.
>>
>>3665954
Support
>>
>>3665954
Oh, this too
>>
>>3665954
>Hug Stuart


That happens.
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>>3665983
stuart is fucking gigantic
>>
>>3665983
<3
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>>3665951
>Hug Stuart
>Ask Stuart why he is here
>>
>>3665983
>>3665959
>>
>>3665983
>Don't break the hug
>Ask Stuart why he is here
>>
>Ask Stuart why he’s here
“Why is a big question, and honestly I can’t quite say for sure. My best educated guess is that when you knocked me out back in the beginning, my mind ended up here. Oh, but don’t worry about it! I’m sort of in both places at once, and there’s so much I can accomplish here!”

He gives you a genuine smile.

“WHERE are we here is a more answerable question. We’re not just in your own mind here, we’re in the MINDSCAPE. It’s a place that all sentient beings are connected to, but most don’t have full access like we do at the moment. Even then, if our hearts weren’t so close we probably wouldn’t be able to interact. More importantly, it’s the one place that HE can’t get to. For now.”

What do?
>You know about... the numberless?
>What are you even talking about that is cray
>I’m just imagining this, aren’t I?
>Write in
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>>3666009
>You know about... the numberless?
>>
>>3666009
>>You know about... the numberless?
>>
>>3666009
>You know about... the numberless?
>>
>>3666009
>You know about... the numberless?
>I’m just imagining this, aren’t I?
>>
>>3666009
>>You know about... the numberless?
>>
>I’m just imagining this
“Well duh. But so am I, so here we are!”

>You know about numberless?
“Of course I do, ya silly billy! I’ve been with you the whole time. And I’ve been spending most of it trying to find out how to beat him. Oberon was right, you weren’t strong enough to face him. And I hate to say it Red... but you’re still not ready.”

What do?
>How do I beat him?
>Can we fix you?
>Write in
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>>3666042
>>How do I beat him?
>>
>>3666042
>How do I beat him?
>>
>>3666042
>How do I beat him?
Don't give any direct hints, that's what got the last guy killed.
>>
>>3666042
>>Can we fix you?
>>
>>3666057
This one too.
>>
>>3666042
>How do I beat him
Missingno is known to fuck game graphics up
>>
>How do I beat him?
“I’ve been crunching the numbers, and these powers you’ve been getting - I think there are SEVEN in total. They’re bound to the fabric of reality, and only with all of them do you even stand a chance. So you’ve got two, you need five more.”
He lifts his hand up, a faint blue flow forms.
“Well, not including this one of course. I’m afraid it’s time for you to go, Red. I wish we had more time but I have a feeling things are getting crazy out there. I want you to take this with you.”
He hands you the blue, glowing power.

What do?
>Wait, Stuart! Come with me!
>How do I use this?
>Write in
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>>3666042
>How do I beat him?
>Can we fix you?
>>
>>3666080
>Wait, Stuart! Come with me!
We can't do this without you, buddy!
>>
>>3666080
>>Wait, Stuart! Come with me!
>>
>>3666080
>what emotion is this?
>>
>>3666089
+1
>>
>Come with me!
“You’re being silly again, Red! I’m always with you. Always. I wouldn’t mind a good scritch behind the ears, now and then though! hehe!”

>What is this power?
“It’s my [PRIDE], Red. Because I’m so, so proud of you.”

What do?

>Wake
>>
>>3666108
>Wake
And give Stuart a nice pet.
>>
>>3666110
This
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>>3666108
>Wake
Man, Stuart's like the dad we never had.
>>
>Wake
You wake up. Your body is stiff, and you have a bit of a headache. What in the world happened while you were out? Better look around and figure it out.

What do?

>Look up
>Look down
>Write in
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>>3666108
>>Wake
>>
>>3666108
>Wake
>>
>>3666119
>Look up
>>
>>3666119
>>Look down
We're naked again, aren't we.
>>
>>3666119
>Look down
>>
>>3666119
>look up
who grabbed our clothes
>>
>>3666110

Fucking earned all the petting in the world. Know what? He can stay in the party. He earned it.
>>
>Look down
Oh yeah, you’re nakey. Full on nude. Hey there, little guy.

Dare you look up?

>Look up
>Write in
>>
>>3666142
>Look up
>>
>>3666142
>Look up
>>
>>3666142
>Look up
>>
>>3666142
>Look Up
If Sbrina did some fuckshit we're calling the cops
>>
>>3666142
>Look up

>We stripped nude, ran over to the Fighting Gym and took on Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan in the buff solo
>>
>look up
You look up. Hey, joyous is awake!
She seems to be taking your waking up pretty hard, she looks like she’s about to start bawling.

Oop, there she goes.

“eeeeeeeeeeeeeee...!”

Oh boy.

What do?

>Enjoy lap pillow
>Where are my clothes?
>Ask if she likes what she sees
>Write in
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>>3666167
>Enjoy lap pillow
>>
>>3666167
>>Enjoy lap pillow
It's been a hard few threads, we deserve this.
>>
>>3666167
>Enjoy lap pillow
>where are my clothes my ass is cold from the cement
>>
>>3666167
>Enjoy Lap Pillow
but also
>Where are my clothes
>>
>>3666167
>Enjoy lap pillow
also say hi
>>
>>3666188
>Enjoy lap pillow
>Where are my clothes?
>>
>>3666167
>Is me being naked symbolic of me being born again or did Sabrina just strip me because she's a crazy asshole?
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3666167
Become Boss Rocket
>>
>Enjoy lap pillow
You do that. Her thighs are big, soft and she actually smells really, really good.You sink into lap bliss, before you start to feel a little... funny.
Joyous notices, and promptly kicks your ass off of her lap. Whoops!

What do?
>Clothes please?
>Are you ok?
>What happened to me?
>Write in
>>
>>3666225
>Clothes please?
>Are you ok?
>>
>>3666225
>Clothes please?
>>
>>3666225
>>Clothes please?
>>
>>3666225
>Are you ok?
>What happened to me?
>>
>>3666225
>Are you ok?
>Clothes please?
>>
Ask if she's fine first, ya dummies.
>>
>>3666225
>Are You ok?
>Clothes please
>>
>Clothes please
“You destroyed yours, don’t you remember? Tore off the shirt, shit your pants.. you really kinda went wild there for a bit. I uh... got you some new ones.”

>Ask if she’s OK
“Yeah, I’m fine now. Sabrina sorted it out, but we thought we’d lost you for good back there. I had to drag you back here to the Pokemon center.”

What do?
>Put on clothes
>Stay naked
>Write in
>>
>>3666256
>Put on clothes
>>
>>3666256
>Put on AHEAGO hat
>Stay naked
The ultimate power move
>>
>>3666256
Great! Wait, are they just bandages?... You kinda have a thing for bandages.
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>>3666256
>Put on clothes
staying naked is for NEET joy
>>
>>3666256
>Put on clothes
>>3666265
Dab on the haters
>>
>>3666256
>“You destroyed yours, don’t you remember? Tore off the shirt, shit your pants.. you really kinda went wild there for a bit. I uh... got you some new ones.”
Yeah that makes sense.

>Put on clothes
>>
>>3666256
GYM TMS TMS TMS TMS TMS TMS TMS
>>
>>3666256
>Put on clothes
RIP ahegao hat
>>
>>3666256
>>Put on clothes
>>
>>3666256
>Put on clothes
>>
>>3666277
Dude, Psywave fucking sucks.
>>
>>3666256
>>Put on clothes
>>Write in
Update outfit to reflect new inner power.
>>
>Put on new clothes
Nice. You can live with this, you think.
Joyous seems to be fidgeting around, mumbling about something.

You’re not quite finished with Saffron city, yet!
What do?
>Talk to Joyous
>Fighting Gym
>Poke Mart
>Write in
>>
>>3666298
>>Talk to Joyous
>>
>>3666286
Doesn't matter, I want confirmation that we're even GETTING them.

>>3666298
GYM TMS GYM TMS GYM TMS GYM TMSw
>>
>>3666298
>Talk to Joyous
>>
>>3666298
>Talk to Joyous
>Thank for clothes
>Ask what's up
>>
>>3666298
>Talk to Joyous
>>
>>3666298
>Talk to Joyous
>So has this whole situation upgraded you from moving pens to moving pencil cases now?
>>
>>3666298
>>Talk to Joyous
>>3666301
What's the fucking point if we never fucking USE THEM
>>
>Talk to Joyous
“Umm... uh...”
She looks flustered.
“When i got my psyche shattered, our psychic link was broken so...”
This is killing her.
“Could we... if you wanna...”
She grits her teeth.

“Could we link our minds again?”

What do?
>Mind link
>Nah
>Write in
>>
>>3666345
>Mind link
What could go wrong?
>>
>mind link.
>let's link something else while we're at it.
>>
>>3666345
>Mind link
I'm sure she'll regret this in time.
>>
>>3666345
>Mind link
>>
>>3666345
Oh. Shit. She's going to get accidentally brainjacked by Stuart, isn't she?
...
Fuck it.
>>Mind link
>>
>>3666345
>Mind link

>Joyous wonders why everything goes dark and there's nothing but elevator music in Red's head whenever he visits Vermillion
>>
>>3666359
No, but it might be in our best interests to lay around and slack off with Joyous for a few days.
>>
Don't forget to scratch behind Stuarts ears and tell him we love him. He's earned it damnit.
>>
>Link
You link up with Joyous. She’s you’re fuh-fuh-friend, so it’s a pretty comfy and easy link.
“It’s only short range, so we’ll only be able to communicate while you’re still in Saffron. Come see me before you leave, ok?”

Alright, let’s finish up this city!
What do?
>Fighting Gym
>Poke Mart
>Write in
>>
>>3666379
>>Poke Mart
>>
>>3666379
>Poke Mart
Not gonna get surprised by any status effects anymore.
>>
>>3666379
>Pet Stuart.
>>
>>3666379
>>Fighting Gym
>>
>>3666379
Poke Mart
>>
>>3666379
>Ask joyous about hand
>>
>>3666379
>Fighting Gym
>>
>>3666379
>>Poke Mart
>>
>>3666379
>Poké mart
>Pet Stuart
>>
>>3666379
>Poke Mart
>Pet Stuart
>>
>>3666379
>Fighting Gym
>>
>>3666379
>Poke Mart
>pet stuart
>>
>Pet Stuart
You give him a good, hearty skritch behind the ears. He doesn’t seem to even notice, but somehow you get the feeling that he appreciates it.

>Poke Mart

You head to the pokemart, and curse the lazy QM who drops this dumb link on you:

https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Saffron_City#Pok.C3.A9_Mart

What buy?
>Write in your choice, Roll 1D100
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3666423
>Great Ball x 4
>Hyper Potion x 3
>Revive x 1
>Full Heal x 3
You could give us our current money as well.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3666428
supporting
>>
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3666423
>10 Great Ball
>1 Revive
The Snorlax fight is coming!
>>
>>3666428
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OcvodORAJ5t2JBdDvXEqz52lutUhLvGa91lHozTcz6Q/edit#gid=957951103

Money as well as inventory are in the spreadsheet.

We currently have 11550 dollars.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3666423
Great Ball x 6
Hyper potion x 2
Revive x 1
Full Heal x 1
>>
I wonder if we should use pride hand on Joyous. She seems to struggle with self confidence. I don't want her to become obnoxious, though.
>>
>>3666464
We don't even know what it does, anon...
>>
>>3666471
When's that ever stopped us?
>>
>>3666471
Let's hit some random trainer with it and see what happens. They probably won't get a hole punched in them like wrath hand.
>>
>>3666428
>Buy

You spend pretty much all of your money, but you bought some pretty important stuff so it’s cool.

What do now?
>Saffron Fighting Gym
>Head to Route 16
>Write in
>>
>>3666488
Fighting gym! Let's beat people up!
>>
>>3666488
>Saffron Fighting Gym
>>
>>3666488
>>Saffron Fighting Gym
>>
>>3666488
>Saffron Fighting Gym
>>
>>3666488
Oh wait I forgot
>Mr. Psychic's House
>>
>>3666488
>Saffron Fighting Gym
>>
>>3666488
>Saffron Fighting Gym
>destroy Heist Chip
>>
>>3666488
>We dont talk about Saffron Fighting Gym.
>>3666506
Or we could use it latter as Oberyn wanted.
>>
>>3666506
supporting
>>
>>3666488
>Destroy the Heist Chip
>>
>>3666509
see
>>3665889
we already resolved to destroy it once we were back in our body.
>>
>Fighting Gym
Damn, this place is a wreck. There’s nobody here except for a lone blackbelt in the back. His back is turned towards you, but you’re pretty sure he’s pissed.

What do?

>Challenge to trainer battle
>Konk him over the head with a stool
>Ask what happened here
>Write in
>>
>>3666518
>Ask what happened here
>>
>>3666518
>Challenge him to a fight.
>>
>>3666517
Yeah, and we resolved to use it once too.
>>3666518
>Tougth day, buddy?
>>
>>3666313
We can sell them, or possibly trade them to other NPCs. You say Psywave is useless but Bide has turned out to be a fucking boon on Stuart.


>>3666518
GYM TMS. GYM TMS. GYM TMS. GYM TMS.
>>
>>3666518
>>Ask what happened here
Dead memes stay dead
>>
>>3666518
>Ask what happened here
>>
>>3666518
>Ask what happened here
>>
>Ask what happened
“Oh, you wouldn’t believe me if I... wait-a-minute..”
He turns around.
“YOU. YOUUUUUUU!” He bellows, clearly losing his shit.
“How DARE you show your face here?! When I get my hands on you I’m gonna... I’m GONNA...!”

Woah, roidy-magoo here has a death stare in his eye, and he’s coming right for you!

What do!?

>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3666553
>Dream+Not-So-Mega Punch
>>
>>3666553
uhh that was my evil twin.

He wears a hat that says ahegao

have you seen him? :)
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>>3666553
>send in senip
>give me your badge
i think we floored him guys when we turned ape shit
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>>3666553
>trip him over
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>>3666560
I didn't need to roll, did I?
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>>3666563
dice+1d10
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3666553
>Write in
Sinep, wrap
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3666553
Use [GOD HAND] on him.
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>>3666575
Noodle wraps, anon.
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>>3666578
HE KNOWS THE GUNG FU
WE MUST ASK HIM TO TRAIN US AFTER HE BEATS OUR ASS
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>>3666574
1d10
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guy why do you keep rolling when RG doesn't ask for a roll.
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>>3666585
wow your're bad
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>>3666573
you can roll if you want

>>3666578
You try to swipe him with the ol’ GODHAND, but you miss like a clumsy-ass fool.
He looks at you incredulously.
“AMATEUR. Where’s thee wildman I saw last night?! No matter... I’m gonna RIP AND TEAR YOUR FUCKIN GUTS OUT.”
You believe him.

What do?
>Beg, Cry, offer to S his D
>Flee
>Shoulda used the stool
>Write in
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>>3666591
:_;

im not good at this
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>>3666597
>Mind Aks Joyous WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!
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>>3666597
>>Shoulda used the stool
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>>3666597
>Flee
Hey maybe we should finally go see vermilion Joy for that second date. Also try that whole thing with using Pride Hand on Joyous
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>>3666602
+1
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>>3666597
>before that pokemon battle for the badge?
>if not use wrath to give put some sense into him
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>>3666607
I think we might've either stolen the badge or gotten it while in our stupor
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3666597
>HIT HIM WITH VENGANCE!
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>>3666616
Hope that doesn't kill him...
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>>3666616
welp hi is fucking dead
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>>3666616
DUDE, WTF, NO
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>>3666622
Maybe it scales off of hatred towards the target, which we wouldn't have much of?
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>>3666616
Hey! We finally rolled a high number!
but I think you just killed him
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>>3666622
>>3666627
>>3666620
In our defense he was probably going to kill us first.
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>ask Joyous what happened
“Oh yeah, this. When you were done stripping down at the Gym next door, you busted in here and started beating up everyone with your glowy hand thing. I think they were cumming or something? It was weird. I heard most of the students quit and this gym lost it’s league accreditation.”
Oh. No wonder he’s pissed.

What do?
>Cash in that natural 10 Vengeance roll
>Try to use the stool
>Run away
>Write in
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>>3666630
impossible we deleted clefairy's arm which is a pokemon he is fucking dead mate
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>>3666643
>Cash in that natural 10 Vengeance roll
Nothing personal, my guy
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3666643
>Senip+Thunder Wave
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>>3666643
>Run Away
So wait does that mean there's only seven official gyms now?
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>>3666643
>Cash in that natural 10 Vengeance roll
>Watch it dont do shit cause the one who want revenges is him, not us.
>>3666647
Silly billy, pokemon cant attack humans.
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Run.
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>>3666643
Well, it was kinda our fault. Oh well, self defense is self defense.
>cash in that natural 10
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>>3666644
We hated Oberyn tho.
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>>3666643
>Run away
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>>3666643
>Run away
if this doesn't succeed him or us would be charged for murder
>>3666658
but its a crit though, we aren't horny and look at the people which we used lustgod hand on
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>Run
You book it out of there, you don’t want anyone to die. Maybe you can come back when he cools off.
Just as you think that, his whole arm and head burst out the door of the Dojo.
“if I ever see you around here again you’re DEAD, you hear me? DEAD! DEAAAAAAAAD!”

That guy should probably see a therapist.

Welp, that’s pretty much Saffron.

What do?
>Visit Joyous to say goodbye
>Head to Route 16
>Write in
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