>>3634445
>Back up Sala and Hail

>>3634445
>Back up Sala and Hail

>>3634464
Support baa~

>>3634445
>Back up Sala and Hail

>>3634445
>Back up Sala and Hail

Oh wow, I didn't expect you taking the backseat like that.
Guess it's to be expected after last thread
Very well

>writing

It's odd how the hordes of lesser demons haven't dispersed already, what with their leaders being thoroughly decimated and all.
But when you look over your shoulder and see a green explosion and FEEL two massive energy signatures clash like that, yeah... These two being taken out of the equation really didn't amount to much.
All these hellish goons are probably focused on staying the hell away from whatever Kefla is doing that they don't even bother with their actual ruler.

Cursing under your breath you turn tail and run away from Kefla, as well as her adversaries and instead head for Sala and Hail who seem to be fending off a seemingly endless swarm of demons.
When you arrive you see the two of them standing on top of a tower to conserve energy, Sala giving her all to the fight and Hail in his final form recklessly shooting beams of concentrated death into the crowd.
Each of them take out several dozen demons with each attack but it's clear that against such an advantage in numbers they'll burn out soon enough.

Making a beeline towards them you land between the two, they look up in surprise as you assume a fighting stance and punch the head of two demons off.
"Whoa there! Where WERE you?!"

"D!"

"Sorry.
I was a bit preoccupied."
Turning back to them you put up your guard as the swarm seemingly stops for a moment.
"So... what's the situation?"

*pant* *pant*
"Good, D!"

"No! It's not good! These guys don't know when to give up!
No matter what we do they just keep coming!"

Sala then looks down.
"But... now they stopped?"

Looking down you see the signs of true fear appearing in the eyes of demons as the boogeyman of their worst nightmares stands in front of them.
This is a great opportunity for you to decide what to do with them.

>Okay guys... Combined arms assault! We break through them!
>Take a breather, I got this.
>Watch this! (threaten them into submission)
>Other?

>>3634571
>Watch this! (threaten them into submission)

>>3634571
>Okay guys... Combined arms assault! We break through them!
RIP AND TEAR

>>3634594
Support.

Rolled 18, 15 = 33 (2d21)

Hmmmm...
Rip and tear it is

You guys roll for ye'selves and I roll for the two xenos
Best of 4 as usual
DC: 10 Crit: 15

>writing

Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3634653
Doomslayer Lives I suppose.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3634653

Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>3634653

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>>3634681
>>3634667
Bruh

Rolled 10 (1d21)

Okay. Imma roll the last one myself
>rollin'

>>3634687
Hey we still passed the basic DC, and is someone doesn't roll the 4th roll you can do it, and Crit for us :v

Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>3634653

You look at the two of them with a little concern.
"How are you doing? Can you go on just a little bit longer?"

"Sure?"

"Y-Yeah D! Just give me a moment."

"I'm afraid we don't have that much.
These guys won't just stand there forever..."
You begin focusing for a moment before taking a step forward.
"I'll take the brunt of their forces. Just make sure to stick close to me and take out the stragglers."

They nod a little and await your next move.
Leaping down from the little perch they found you head straight into the army of Makai denizens and with a quick Null Lance you start off the ensuing brawl.
With Sala on your left and Hail on the right the three of you tackle the demons head on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBdnti4_UUg

Just as you penetrated their "formation" and ran into the crowd you were surrounded from all sides.
But that was only unfortunate for them. Despite your two allies being tired and you having endured a little beating you still managed to completely and utterly overwhelm your opponents.
You smash your fist into a demons skull which becomes concave as he flies into the five other devils behind him.
Shooting a ball of energy after this little bunch you detonate it and put quite a dent in their numbers.

Meanwhile Sala is using her tail to choke, slap, grab and slam the demons into each other as well as the ground.
While Hail, using spinning motions slices the demons apart like a blue dervish, each scratch doing little more than surface level damage but his poison makes short work of any survivors.
With the duo following you and making sure no cheeky demon can go around and get a cheap shot in from your blindspot you tear into the army and leave the survivors equally terrified and confused.

"I-I don't get it! It's just two mortals and a heretic bitch!
How are they this strong?!"

"DON'T JUST STAND THERE YOU IDIOT!
THAT'S NO MORTAL! THAT'S THE SLAYE-"

The demon couldn't finish its sentence as you tore off the upper half of his skull with a focused swipe of your hand, which is followed by a chop cutting his buddy in half.
Through the bloodshed your grin grows ever wider as you revel in the carnage and the mayhem!

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But effective as it may be, fear does not have the same effect on all creatures. In some instances, be it due to biology or personality, some creatures will become stalwart when facing their fears.
And it just so happens that a small fraction of the horde did not get broken, rather, they got inspired.
They stand their ground with their weapons raised, crying out for their comrades, rallying them.

"Do not relent!
The Slayer DIES! AND HE DIES HERE!"

"AROOO!"

This particularly fearsome pack of demons charged you. Naturally they still didn't stand a chance. But that was not the problem.
The issue was the fact that they bunched up and focused their efforts, greatly amplifying their combat prowess.
All the corpses of their fallen brethren became another obstacle for you to push through, barricades of unliving flesh which both protected and obscured their allies, leading to a rather nasty surprise.

You blast your way through this wall of meat only to come face to face with the spears of several demons.
With fluid motions you managed to crash, snap and break most of their weapons and then their faces.
But some... some you couldn't take out before they made contact. While most of them simply left little cuts, on in particular got you good.
Wincing as the tip of the weapon penetrated the skin you looked down and saw the weapon protruding out of your waist.

Looking back up you pulled your hands back and shouted.
"NULL... LAAAAANCE!"

Pushing through the remainder of these virtuous demons you annihilated a good chunk of their fighting force, leaving a large gap between the two halves of the army.
Seeing the small crater between them and their brethren the demons FINALLY realized their mistake and start scattering in a fit of panic.
You manage to hold your composure until they leave but once they are out of sight you promptly reach down and groan in pain as you try to staunch the flow of blood.

"Fuck..."

"Are you alright?!"
Sala asks in a worried tone.

"Yeah...
But that som'bitch got me."

"A'ight. I think this is our cue to leave."
Hail adds to that, clearly done with all of this shit.
Which is odd because he runs the lowest risk of injuring himself.

"I wouldn't be so sure of that..."
A mysterious voice breaks the momentary silence of the battlefield as he emerges from the shadow.
"After all that you've done I don't think you get to leave just like that. Not until you paid that is!"

This guy is... odd.
He certainly looks demonic but his main features don't remind you of any devil.
Instead they are reminiscent of something else entirely... a Supreme Kai.

>What the fuck do you want? (talk)
>Great... More idiots who don't realize what they are getting themselves into. Sala, Hail, let's waste him! (Attack)
>You two stay out of this. This guy feels like trouble.
>Other?

>>3634755
>>Time skip and splatter his brains

No. It's done, we are not extending villains like it's the buu saga. Fuck that

>>3634755
>>3634762
>>Time skip and splatter his brains
Agreed, I don't give a fuck who or what this guy is, what he wants, or how we'll rue the day we cross him. Just make him implode from a Earthquake Strike to the head and be done with it.

>>3634755
>>3634762
>>3634766
Thirding. I just wanna hurry up, kill Towa, make out with Kelfa, and the duck out of here.

>>3634762
>>3634766
>>3634826
Yowzer, this guy's gone bowser.

Given the nature of your vote I require a vote.
There won't be a Crit because if you succeed... well, there's no increasing that effect so...
Roll the dice

Best of 4
DC: 16

>>3634766
>>3634762
Supporting

Now do I think this will be easy? Maybe not, but-

It's just not our style to do anything else.

Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3634839
BFG DIVISION-

Rolled 4 (1d21)

>>3634839
Cool. Lets YEET this guy and go on our merry way.

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>>3634841
*INTENSIFIES*

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>>3634841
>writing

Rolled 9 (1d21)

>>3634839
I find it hilarious how fucking done with this everyone is.

>>3634848
>>3634839
So what would he have said and done etc. I'm curious what you had planned.

>>3634857
Depends on how you reacted to him.
Either he fights you because to him you are an outsider who's been fucking with HIS crib.
Or he talks things through with you like "P-Plz stop raiding my home"

>>3634877
Oh well. He should have tried swinging his dick around like it was the biggest one in the building. So, now that we offed the Demon Supreme Kai, is Mechikabura gunna have step back in and take control?

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>>3634877
So he was a mook with dreams of grandeur. I almost feel sorry for him.

>>3634886
I... didn't think that far ahead.
I have some reservations about delving THAT hard into Heroes territory.
The twins are pretty new/obscure and Towa was in the games...
Don't want to get into 15 Brolys and edgy dopplegängers territory, now would we?

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>>3634889
Don't be. He was the proper counterpart of Shin.
Meaning he only felt cocky because half the party was exhausted and you just got shanked

>>3634890
Eh depends on how you handle it. You could have there 2 Demon Supreme Kai's here, like we have 2 in Universe 6, and have the guys buddy take control, or you could have Mechikabura take control, and just put the realm on Lockdown so idiots stop poking us, making us rampage here, and messing with his retirement.

Rolled 4 (1d21)

>>3634839

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He raises one of his arms as he begins monologuing about... well the usual.
You've heard it a thousand times already, if not more.

"You see "Slayer", while you were busy ransacking everyone and everything, even killing the so-called ruler of this pitiful realm, its actual ruler was I-"
No.

Your hair stands up for a brief moment before you use time-skip.
The world around you goes clear, like shattered glass as you walk up to this wanna be Kai.
Raising your hand up to his face you grab him by the head and tightly squeeze until his eyeballs are popping out between your fingers.
Then, for good measure, you speak up.

"Null Fist: Earthquake Strike."
There was no more rage in your voice, no more hatred. Just pure apathy.

And as the effect of your attack begins and that of the time-skip ends the speech of the Kai comes to an abrupt end as he begins screaming his throat out.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
*splat*

His purple blood drips off your hand as you lower your arm.
The two aliens behind you look back and forth between the places you arrived at and where you started, struggling to comprehend what you just did.
But eventually they do figure it out and swallow nervously.
"Jeez y-you didn't have to do that to 'im-"
Hail mutters.

"I did..."
Turning your attention to the still raging battle between Kefla and that Mira guy you sigh, fed up with all this.
"Let's go wrap this up."

"Y-Yes D!"

"Sheesh... is he always like this?"

"N-No.
Usually he doesn't do the whole insta-kill thing."

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Passing by Cabba who's busy taking care of the remaining straggles, you eventually reach Kefla who seems to have things under control.
She looks reasonably well, with only some dirt on her, while her opponent, this cyber demon, is bloody and battered.
Just now he's pushed back against the nearby mountain and he leaves a crater on impact.
Flying up to the girl you call her out.

"Kefla! Are you okay?"

"No. I'm dying of boredom here.
I thought I could vent some frustration but beating this weakling is just said."

"U-Ugh..."
Mira groans as he pulls himself free of the hole he got punched into.
"What did you just say?"

"I said I'm bored.
You're boring me."

For the first time you see some emotion coming from the demon-machine hybrid. Frustration.
He's gritting his teeth as he powers up with a loud scream, all the while Towa is watching him from a safe distance.

>What do you say? Wanna wrap this up together?
>Keep whooping his ass. I'm going after his sugar mommy
>Other?

>>3635035
>>Keep whooping his ass. I'm going after his sugar mommy
>>Then when this over, how about you and I go on a date, just the two of us?

>>3635040
Yes. YES. SUPPORT.

>>3635035
>>3635040
Sure. We owe her a date anyway

>>3635040
Support

>>3635040
Weird time and place for that but... okay

>writing

Oh and just as a heads up, this update (probably) won't take long, as you'll have to choose how to engage her
And considering who she is, you might wanna strategize

>>3635154
Er....I don't mean a date in Makai. I mean a date back in the Mortal World once we've finished dealing with this shit.

>>3635157
Obviously...
What I mean is that in the middle of a battlefield, drenched in blood might not be the most opportune time to ask a girl out

>>3635179
You say that, but Kelfa is a Saiyan, so I'd argue this is the perfect time to ask her out.

>>3635154
>>3635179
If you're giving us a clear signal It won't work, nevermind.

>>3635228
No, no, absolutely not.
I just find it weird personally

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You focus on Towa, who you can see is already plotting something, that scheming bitch.
Since it's probably nothing good and because nothing would satisfy you than shitting in her cereal right now you start making your way to her.
As you're levitating past Kefla you say this.

"Okay... You keep spanking Mr Robotto over here.
I, on the other hand, want her head!"

"Phew. I was getting nervous there!
Thought you were gonna say ass for a second."

You start giggling like a child.
"Don't worry. That's not the one I'm after.
Speaking of which... I could use a break after this because I'm SO done!
How about you?"

"Hmmmm... I'll think about it.."

Then Mira promptly snaps.
"Why are you not taking this seriously?
Is this your idea of a joke?"

Kefla is quick to respond.
"Because that's what you want! And because you are beneath taking seriously."

Finally you see Miras knuckles whiten as he tightens his fists and with a MASSIVE wave of Ki, which feels like a brick wall smacking you in the face, he powers up.
His aura gradually goes black until... oh no.
He's doing the same thing that brat did. He's absorbing the ambient dark energy of the Makai.
In your panic you turn to Kefla and promptly calm down when you see her not even bothering to uncross her arms.

As he starts glowing you see Towa letting out a little "tsk".
"Damn it, Mira!"
She points her staff at him and casts a spell which seems to further strengthen her machine.
"If you go out of control, again, I'll have you severely punished!"
Suddenly as the hex hits him the demons aura further changes until it becomes a somewhat odd mixture of black and white, with an infinity symbol appearing on his forehead and his eyes glowing bright red.

Kefla just smiles at this.
"Okay. Maybe I can finally have some fun!"
Then she promptly transforms into a super saiyan.

At the same time you fly down to Towa.
"Sup."

"You...
Don't tell me those fools couldn't even hold you up!"

"You should choose your pawns better Towa."

"Oh well.
At least they did manage to wound and tire you out."

"If you think that's enough to stop me from beating the life out of you...
You're sorely mistaken!"
You raise your hands and assume the STANCE!

>Try to set up and lure her into a trap
>Let's see how she likes her pressure points being "massaged"
>Use everything in your disposal to overwhelm her with sheer force!
>Other?

>>3635302
>Let's see how she likes her pressure points being "massaged"

>>3635302
>>Try and use your psychic powers to trip her up. Telekenesis, telepathy, Time Skip and Stop, keep her off balance and try and find an opening.

IMO, we can't count on Magic to work, cause she's way better then us, and Buu already helped us out. The Magical Fuck You Dimension can help, but we need to actually hit her with it.

Given this is Towa, she's probably great at running away and teleporting, and she's seen most/if not all of our moves, and she's fought the Time Patrol so brute force is out.

I say we get tricky and hope to get a lucky shot in.

>>3635302
>>Try to set up and lure her into a trap

>>3635302
>Let's see how she likes her pressure points being "massaged"

>>3635324
Yeah sure, we mix things up and keep her on her toes, look for an opening.

Time to go full STANCE, time to IMPROVE

As I read this it seems like Time Fuckery mixed with being a tricksy sonovabitch for Maximum Confusion.
A'ight

>writing

And now it's time to roll if it works.
Best of 4; 1d21+3
DC: 7 Crit: 19

Rolled 10 + 3 (1d21 + 3)

>>3635407
IN THE NAME OF THE BEST QUEST MEME, WHAT THE FUCK IS EARTH, I CAST OUT THIS THOT!

Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>3635407

Rolled 18 (1d21)

>>3635407

Rolled 7 + 3 (1d21 + 3)

>>3635407

Rolled 17 + 3 (1d21 + 3)

>>3635407
Lets see

Rolled 5 + 3 (1d21 + 3)

>>3635407
I wonder if she bleeds purple like the demon Supreme Kai?

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>>3635433
Unnatural 21 bitch.

Thot BEGONNED.

>>3635433
>>3635437
20 or artifical 21 dosent mater we are beating her ass.

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>>3635443
I just realized how meme-able Toguro is

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Your hair stands up again and as a wave of calmness spreads over your body, you transform again. Readying yourself to finally get some just deserts.
But Towa doesn't seem too threatened by this, in fact she raises her hand to her chin and starts chukling.

"My, oh my...
You think your little tricks are gonna work?
I've been in the time manipulating business FAR longer than you. If you think some parlor tricks will-"
PING
"HUH?!"

Using your time-skip you attempted to get close enough to hit her but doing a quick handstand with her staff she pushes herself out of the way and when you try to pursue her, she simply teleports back a few paces.
Swaying from left to right as she rides her instrument like a broom she starts taunting you.
"Whew. That was close! Care to try agai-"

But you're already a step ahead of her and attempt to engage the wench before she even finishes.
Irritated by your thick headedness she attempts to dodge with similar movements as you tackle her in the same manner...
Until she gets stuck in the air.
"WHA-"

With a smirk and two of your fingers raised, you turn your hand 180° until pointing down which promptly Towa to descend as your telekinesis does its work.
Once she's in touching distance you try to punch her but using some sort of teleportation spell she relocates herself.
But like a bloodhound that caught scent you pursue her relentlessly again and again until she's sweating and panting from exhaustion which drastically reduces her reaction time.
Meanwhile you're still as fit as you started due to your conditioning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6XQ_HgLY6w

As Towa becomes sluggish you do a sweeping kick which she avoids by flying up.
In response you throw a large chunk of stone at her which she narrowly avoids but when her vision is no longer obscured by the projectile she sees you.
"FUCK YOU!"
Finally you get in a hit, and not just any kind.
The stuff of legends which can break or permanently disable the mightiest of fighters.
"NULL FIST: WHIRLWIND STRIKE!"

The swirling energies send the poor demon flying backwards at supersonic speed, creating several rings in the air right in front of you as she penetrates the sound barrier multiple times.
But as she's flying backwards her entire body jerks back towards you and stops mid air before being pulled back by an invisible force.
And once she's close enough... that's when you hit her with the second one!

As she recovers herself Towa gets to healing her injuries with her magic right away.
Mending her wounds she looks down at you while panting.
"W-Where did that come from? I researched his every move but never did I encounter anything like that!"
Her eyes then widened and she hastily erected a magic barrier when she spotted you making a mad dash for her at full speed.

You strike her barrier with an Earthquake Strike this time but it has next to no effect on it, much to Towas delight.
"Fool... I... Tailored this... Specifically for you!
Even if you break your arms... you won't... get through it!"
Ignoring everything she says you continuously pummel the thing, hoping to crack it.
Towa does her best to repair it from the inside, nullifying all progress you make.

In response to that you begin to assault her mind as well as her body through your mental disciplines. It's true that she could fight any one of them easily... but all at once? It's clearly putting a lot of strain on her.
Finally, when you think you got her distracted enough you pull your arm back and ram it into the thing.
The pressure and friction building between your hand and the wall of the construct is great enough to create both heat and light.
But seeing her barrier hold its own, Towa laughs at your efforts.
"H-Hah! I told you! Even if you break your arm you'll never get through!"

Then... the solution is simple: You just got to keep punching it afterwards...

"W-Wha-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx1Okb8QKOg

Unleashing a flurry of attacks on the barrier you keep punching it until you see cracks forming on it. Unfortunately, Towa was kinda right, as in by the time you saw any results your hands started bleeding.
No matter! Now you're in it so you'll see this thing through to the end!
Pulling back one final time you start focusing intently on this last punch.

"Null Fist-"
First, your hands started to vibrate, then a whirlwind of psychic energy surrounded it and finally, you added the third component! The Kamehameha!
"QUAKING TYPHOON STRIKE!"

The pain of the impact is excruciating. That amount of force could've ruined your arm on its own even if you did nothing with it. But smashing it into what's essentially a brick wall?
Your skin tears, your muscles implode under their own force and bones break under the tension... But so does the barrier.
And Towa looks like she's finding God right about now.

She better be as well since you're not gonna let her get out of this one!
Since your arm is busted up you opt for headbutting her instead, which nets you a satisfying CRUNCH as her nose breaks.
Reeling, about to break and blood pouring out of her nose she looks at you.
"T-This is not possible! How did you do that?!"

>No words. Keep beating her!
>For a scientist you're pretty dumb! You can't measure a fighter with raw numbers!
>Had enough yet?
>Other?

>>3635671
>No words. Keep beating her!

>>3635671
>>No words. Keep beating her!
Yeah no, talking isn't a free action lady, you can figure it out yourself while your stuck in your hell cocoon.

>>3635671
>No words. Keep beating her!

>>3635671
"Because If you give me an Impossible obstacle, I'll transcend the man I was a minute ago and surpass It, that's who I am as a fighter!"

Fuck It, time to go full humanity fuck yeah

>>3635684
Wait, Is It not? We've talked and beat the shit out of several people, though I wouldn't say anything until she's already thoroughly beat to shit so she can't get away.

>>3635671
>Had enough yet?

>>3635692
Tbh, I don't know if it is usually, but given both how fucked up we are right now, and that giving Towa any time at all to plan is a completely awful idea that could cost us our life, I don't wanna take chances right now.

I like your write in, and I wouldn't mind saying that WHILE we beat her to death, but...well see above.

Phew!
I finally caught up with everyone, right in the middle of a session too, lucky.

Anyway after this I wanna go on a date with kefla and kiss her abs.

Also for some strange reason I want to pair up sam with sala

>>3635700
Oh no, that's absolutely my Intention. I want this to be the last thing she hears as she's approaching the verge of unconsciousness.

>>3635711
It's not strange, I want It too.

>>3635671
>>For a scientist you're pretty dumb! You can't measure a fighter with raw numbers!

>>3635671
>Had enough yet?
> if she says no make a face of disgust and call her a pervert

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>>3635671
>Murder Towa with a smile on your face

>>3635671
>>No words. Keep beating her!

Well... Beating her within an inch of her life it is.

>writing

And uh... Imma need one final dice.
Best of 4 as usual
DC: 13 Crit: 19

Rolled 2 (1d21)

>>3635734
What do you mean within a inch? I wanna kill her and stop her bullshit once and for all.

Rolled 11 (1d21)

>>3635734
ORAORAORA

Rolled 8 (1d21)

>>3635734

Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>3635734

Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3635734

Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3635737
>>3635743
>>3635744
>>3635746
>>3635747
Oh wow...
Well, guess it's time to see if Kefla has anything to say about it

Well, looks like Towa still has a few tricks left in her.

Rolled 19 (1d21)

>>3635734
Sorry, I didn't check.

Let's see If It would have mattered.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE ROLLS
I feel like this might be bugger or something we've gotten a total of 3 rolls above 15

back to mediocre city huh...

>>3635749
Looks like she's a bit more occupied with Mira than expected.

this is severely disheartening i'm getting so tired of this

>>3635776
So am I, but shit rolls happen sometimes. At least he isn't infected with OPBP Ace's Jobbery disease.

>>3635776
Well at the very least you traumatized these idiots so hard they'll go incognito for... a good while. Maybe permanently

>>3635781
Does the one piece quest have jobbing dice?
I saw it a few times and like one piece. Though I didn't check it out yet

>>3635789
Ace has caused two shops with DF users to sink, broke his arm, and is allegedly biding his time to sink the subpirate

>>3635806
Ships*

>>3635806
subpirate?
what? Like a first mate?
Also, which Ace? Portgas?

>>3635789
The quest has godly luck, like you've never seen.

Except when It comes to Ace, or Ace Is around. He jobs basically every roll, and It's contagious.

>>3635821
by Subpirate they refer to a vessel which would be called a Submarine if the Marines manned the vessel. and yes they refer to Fireplace.

>>3635789
Ace has jobbing dice, and in a recent thread infected Commander Flashman (the main character) with said jobbery.

As said, he has sunk some ships, got captured and forced into being a Warlord to go save Luffy, got his shit kicked in by Blackbeard so hard he almost died, and nearly dragged Garp down with him.

He recently set ship we were on in the Grand Line on fire by accident, and has so far proven to be an active detriment to any combat situation he's in. It's honestly hilarious.

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>>3635835
>subpirate
>submarine
I get it... and I hate it.

>>3635822
>>3635837
I mean... at least it's canonically accurate

>>3635840
This is the universe where Ace jobbed to a marine ensign with a gun.

>>3635844
...
How????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>3634692
>>3635854
With supreme unintentional trolling.

>>3635854
Nat hundy

Like, a lot of nat hundies

>>3635858
>>3635859
There doesn't exist a big enough numbers in our reality which could represent enough nat100's that could make a fucking gun beat a logia user...

>>3635854
Said Marine Ensign was the MC. Also, bullshit rolls on both sides. Especially for Ensign Flashman. He started out as the titular bounty photographer, and through the power of bullshit crits is currently an aspiring weaponmaster, Observation Haki prodigy, learning Armament Haki. He also throws cannonballs like Garp, taught by the man himself, and used said skill to behead one of those bird-knights in Skypeia and traumatize Luffy.

>>3635854
Ace had decided to go undercover as a random marine infantryman in order to do Luffy a favour and save Zoro during Alabastor by pretending to be doing a prisoner transfer to another vessel, MC (the ensign) decides that he'll have the prisoner be handcuffed to both of them, using the snazzy seastone cuffs he picked up a few days ago (That the QM intended for Ace to steal and use on Blackbeard) to (unknowingly) cuff Ace to Zoro and another pair to cuff Zoro to himself
Then halfway through the walk, Ace gets pissed off and tries to start shit, as he's far far stronger than the MC.
In response the players choose a meme option of attempting to draw with a DC of 98 and actually succeed, so Ace is forced to surrender else he get a bullet through his face.

>>3635858
>>3635854
I wanted to link to this one, sorry.
But seriously, we are talking about a quest in which we bought Conqueror Haki with 10 stored nat 100 (one anon got 5 nat 100 alone), but whenever Ace appears and is conscious, everyone except our super pro sword teacher jobs to almost death.

>>3635865
Don't forget killing Enel and getting the Lightning Logia

>>3635873
Oh yes! Thanks to the power of a stored crit and inspiration, Flashman accidentally got forcefed Enel's devil fruit after killing him, while smashing through trees after falling off his little flying fortress.

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You leer over her, the gaping wound in your chest and your barely attached arms leaking a profuse amount of blood, which only adds to the effect.
"Because you gave me an impossible task, I transcended the man I was a minute ago.
Your future and fate don't concern me. My domain is the present and I'll grow as the situation demands!
And now you'll feel that growth on your skin!"

Casting a shadow of death over her you pull your working hand back and punch her in the face.
However that's as far as you get as Towa... actually starts crying? It doesn't feel faked either, she appears to be in a great deal of pain and distress which caused her calm persona to shatter, revealing the inner turmoil she's feeling.
She reaches for her cheek and looks up at you, barely managing to contain her sobbing.

You, of course, don't give a shit about that and will happily continue beating her within an inch of her life and then some...
But someone else has other ideas. From behind, you hear a shout of fear mixed with worry.
"Towa!"

Mira manages to break away from Kefla who attempts to stop him.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going?!"

But Mira flexes his arms and his armor breaks off of his body, which somehow seems to boost his capabilities even further.
This improvement is not enough for him to be on par with the fused girls but it's just enough for him to get the hell away from her.
Ignoring his directives and his assailant the demon goes straight for you but... does not actually attack you.
With a simple punch he clears you out of the picture as he reaches for the broken woman.
"Are you okay?"

"I... *sob* told you! TO RETREAT!
LOOK WHAT YOU DID!"

"I'm... sorry."

"Forget it! We're leaving!
This place is NOT worth the trouble! I'll take the meatheads of Universe 7 any day over this!"
Towa then grabs her wand and creates one of her trademark black and red portals while rubbing her wounds and limping with one of her high heels broken off.
In truth both of them look like they were just... violated.

By the time you managed to recover and Kefla processed what was going on the two have already left.
And with them gone the demon threat finally abates, if only temporarily.
Kefla makes her way to you and carefully lifts you up by the shoulder, the good one thankfully.
"Hey... looks like they got away."
She looks over your injuries with a worried look on her face.
"You okay?"

"Yeah... Adrenaline stiffy numbs the pain for now."
Then you smirk.
"I think we got rid of them... for a while at least. Maybe forever.
But if I catch wind of this bitch again I'm chasing her down 'till the ends of Universe 7!"

"Easy there champ.
You gotta rest up first."

"Y-Yeah. Thanks Kefla."

"Don't mention it."
The green haired saiyan then grins.
"You can pay me back with that date you promised!"

>>3635878
After cannonballing said fortress (the giant gold ship) to hell.

>>3635873
Not gunna lie, them bitch slapping Enel in the face with a Armament Enhanced Seastone Skate, and then stabbing him to death with the sword of one of his priests, AFTER we GARPED the shit out of his flying golden ship, is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in OP Fiction.

>>3635871
Six.

>>3635865
An endless stream of crits.

>>3635870
And oh how I laughed. He hates us for that.

Aaaaand that's as far as it goes for now.
I don't know how to proceed from here so it's good to end things.
As you noticed, the ONE good thing about Towa living... is now you have an excuse to go to U7 if you want.
But if you don't they'll pretty much ignore you from now on.

And I gotta leave before I read more of this One Piece nonsense and my brain explodes.
But damn it! It's making me want to run a One Piece quest someday

>>3635882
Don't forget how literally every fight In skypeia was just no-sold by us nat 100'ing our opponent from get-go. Which was like what, four times?

>>3635885
>TFW you scare Towa so badly she'd rather deal with Goku and co. than your bullshit.

OPBPQ is totally worth the read, but there's currently like 23 threads to get through.

FYI I'd totally read if you decide to do a One Piece quest someday.

>>3635885
Good run Not-Som, the end was basically perfect: Time traveling demon who has seen infinite timelines with infinite bullshit just gives up because Eric is too much bullshit.

>>3635879
Even though they're badguys, I'm pretty content with this outcome.
I suppose even a Devil May Cry, under the right circumstances. And think of Fuwa, this Is the perfect hook for season 3.

>>3635885
Ha! I'd read It If you went and did a One Piece quest. Don't start It until you finish this though, don't make that mistake.

>>3635891
I can't remember. I just remember us One Shoting The Bird Priest, The Most Retarded Man To Ever Live Priest, and smacking the gaint snake in the face with a Armamant Cannon Ball.

>>3635891
>Holy shit! A guy riding a giant bird with a la
>Cannonball through the head!
>Holy shit! This guy looks pretty tou-
>SHOT THROUGH THE HEART and you're to blame
>Giant Snake
>Throw cannonballs at it until it self-tames
>big confrontation with Enel
>in attempt to cripple ship, accidentally roll too high and make it explode
>Enel is pissed, zaps Flashman
>Spontaneously develops armament, no sells it
>Flashy picks up a skate and clonks Enel unconcious before gibbing him with a magnetic iron filing sword
What an arc.

>>3635904
If you aren't supposed to be able to force your way through a problem, just add more nat 100's until the QM dies of a stroke.

>>3635904
Goddamn, just reading that is making me chuckle! Reminds me why I think it's the funniest quest on the board, it perfectly captures the essence of One Piece!

>>3635908
Oh yeah, one NameAnon has been officially declared the QM's nemesis, due to rolling like half the nat100's we had stored up. including on-command a couple times.

>>3635904
Best part is that it's not the QM making a super speshul OC who is better than everyone else.

She just wanted to make a simple non combatant photographer quest, but then dice bullshit destroyed all her plans like 4 times already and now she's just as much of a part of this wild ride and no longer the conductor

>>3635917
It's a quest where one of the main character's (unknown) parents had to be made a D.
This wasn't planned.
Just so it makes some sort of sense as to how much he's able to get away with.

>>3635925
I mean...
As much the whole "D" concept is fellated it doesnt actually mean much.
Plenty of people who arent Ds got ridiculous anyway.
People like Whitebeard, Charlotte, Shanks and Kaido

>>3637084
It's more an in-story reason I think. I think D's also get some kind of mechanical bonus in the dice system, though I can't recall for sure.

>>3637084
Say not som how did Fuwa react to us oneshotting his demonic counterpart?

So... Next thread seems to be... in a tricky spot.
Basically I won't have any real amount of free time until Thursday.

So in order to not leave you guys hanging for too long I'll release some side stories to alleviate that "itch" of yours.
Currently I'm thinking about covering Kefla beating the shit out of Mira
Let me know if you got an idea / I forgot to do something in the past.
The ol' memory ain't so good no more

>>3637776
>HAH! TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING LOSER!

>>3637818
Well don't get me wrong, I love this quest
But the reason I got hooked in was because of the premise that we were going to be a chef and not just a fighting guy,I like fighting but if you could give us a bit more of the actually doing our jobs bit I would love that

>tldr-more cooking pls

Maybe we can even have our own personal tournament arc where we compete against the greatest chefs on earth WITHOUT using our energy cooking and instead relying on pure technique, have us be the ones getting schooled and dabbed on for once

>>3637938
I can agree that we need a more low-key arc after this.

Ideas:
-Date with Kefla
-Spending time with the kids
-Dealing with the kids memeing at us because the internet is a cesspit
-Spying on Sister/Cabba date just like my japanese animes
-Holding ourselves back from snapping Cabba like a toothpick for dating our sister
-Getting challenged to a not-Shokugeki by Space-Gordon Ramsay
-Schooling/getting schooled by the greatest Earth chefs
-Indiana Jonesing with Hail
-And last but very not least (if we want to live), chatting with/cooking for Champa

>>3637938
Tl,dr: I was planning on doing that but thanks for bringing it up.

I feel the same way but for the sake of character development I sacrificed the free time between brawls that was meant for cooking.
Now that only Kefla is left I feel comfortable getting back to the roots. I even got a scenario planned already but a cookoff sounds good too.

However I'd like it to be clear, this is still a DB quest so fighting WILL happen

>>3638153
That's cool I like the fighting,also

IDEA
We see the saiyan princess meeting our sister and the feelings of sadness/jealousy that her favorite punching bag/maybe crush was stolen right under her, maybe harem shenanigans for cabbage just to make Eric's blood absolutely boii

Also sam and sala, I see potential there

>>3638210
>Not wanting to add Sala to the harem.

>>3638210
But sala wants the D

>>3638127
>>3637938
Huh...
I thought people were tired of all the social linking.
Glad I'm wrong.

>>3638210
Oy! No spoilers!

>>3638210
>>3638387
>>3638454
Why do people insist on making Sam a hentai protag, bedding semen-demons n shit?

>>3638127
I like all of these, especially Space-"Jam"
But I cant guarantee all of them will make it in, some will be relegated to omake status

>>3638973
Sam is unworthy, he isn't Big D.

>>3638973
Sam is our friend and needs a girlfriend. Sala is our friend and deserves someone better than Sam. That said, we are alredy helping him. He'll become a superhero on earth and capes get all the bitches (specially if you are the only superhero in the planet). About getting more waifus, I think most of the anons are open as long as Kale and Caulifla agree, but I'm also fine with staying as we are.

>>3638210
I have 2 words that will fix this problem instantly fusion dance

>>3638973
>But I cant guarantee all of them will make it in, some will be relegated to omake status
I'm definitely fine with that, they were mostly just ideas.

And as far as getting tired of social stuff, I think it's just best to do as you have been, sort-of alternating between social/slice-of-life/low-key training and more exciting high-stakes training/fighting for our life/shit going down in general arcs. Your discretion on when to switch of course, not much point if you're not having fun writing it too!

>>3637810
Dominika waiting for her turn to go have space adventures with Erik

>>3641575
Would you be surprised if I told you she's not interested?
She saw the shit Eric got into, like Frost and said: "Naw"

>>3642350
Typical non-Saiyan dbz female SOP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlU76wEc33k

"That BASTARD!"
Eric whispered to himself as he obsessively stalked his sister on her date.
The boy, no, the SONOVABITCH who's currently nervously holding Elenas hand is none other than Cabba, the Saiyan prodigy and future homicide victim.
He's been following the two of them for a while now and now that they stopped to have lunch at a nearby diner Eric was free to stew in his own rage as he could barely restrain himself from going over and beating the shit out of Cabba each time that little twink had the BALLS to make physical contact with his sister.

"Oy blyat! Remind me again why I'M here?!"
Asked Dominika as she also peeked over the corner, just a few inches above Eric who's on all fours so he's even less likely to be noticed.

"I need insurance!"

"Insurance for what?"

"So that I don't blow a gasket!"

"Well it seems to be too late for THAT!"
She taps the guy on his shoulder and tries to slowly drag him away but the guy feels like he took root then and there.
"Move Cyka! MOVE! COME ON!
Just mind your own business you debil and let the kids have their fun!
No need to be jealous."
Of course she doesn't KNOW that Eric is pretty much doing the same thing but backwards, wooing Saiyan women instead.
Because if she did she could call him a hypocrite as well. But at the same time... she doesn't understand that it's Erics duty as a brother to beat the crap out of anyone who even THINKS about doing HIS sister!

However as the foul mouthed girl was trying to pry Eric away from the wall she made too much of a scene and started attracting the attention of some pedestrians.
"Hey... what are those two doing?"
A small group of girls noticed them and started getting suspicious.

"Ewww... what a creep!"

"Quick, call the police!"

However Eric heard this and stood up, towering above the girls with his muscular body which caused their attitude to change dramatically.
They still raise their phones to take a picture of him but obviously NOT for the sake of giving it to the authorities as they begin to blush at the sight of this absolute unit.
Giggling, they swiftly walked away while talking about "How cute he is."

Scratching her head Dominika gave voice to her bewilderment.
"You know... I'll never get used to you being coveted by actual women."

"Shut up..."
Eric responded as he got back to glaring daggers at Cabba for the rest of the afternoon.

Okay. Looks like I'll indeed be able to run today.
Just wanted to clarify that

>>3647251
How long from now?

>>3647431
eh... about two hours
give or take a couple minutes

>>3647463
Roger that!

>>3647463
Nice

You pant as the glorious adrenaline starts flushing out of your system.
The sound of the pain receptors in your body starts growing stronger as their screams are no longer muffled by the thrill of battle.
As the cells in your body desperately beg you to stop this madness and get some relief, or at the very least seek some shelter, you look at the remaining demons with disgust.

Seeing you wince, Kefla, rather uncharacteristically, starts worrying about you.
"Are you okay?"

"Y-yeah! Just... had enough for a while."
Looking back at the others you frown.
"But we might wanna do something about them."

"Want me to take care of it?"

>Sure. I've never seen a nuke going off anyway
>I don't think that's necessary. (Try to scare them off)
>Let's just grab the others and get the hell out of... hell
>Other?

>>3647546
>>I don't think that's necessary. (Try to scare them off)

>>3647546
>I don't think that's necessary. (Try to scare them off)

>>3647546
>Let's just grab the others and get the hell out of... hell

>>3647546
>I don't think that's necessary. (Try to scare them off)

Allllllrighty then

>writing

Gently levitating yourself over to the half broken tower of the once mighty castle, you speak up.
"No need. Watch this."

Landing on the broken stone steppes you look down from them and after taking a bit of time to compose yourself, you take a long, deep breath before yelling at full volume.
"DEEEEEEEEEEEMONS!"

An unnerving blanket of silence falls on the battlefield as each and every one of the Makais residents stop what they are doing and slowly turn to face you.
Looking down you see that the closest ones are VERY clearly jittering uncomfortably.
No doubt your bloody and torn visage is only ADDING to your intimidation factor as opposed to subtract from it.
And it's not just them either... Even your allies, with the exception of Kefla, stop what they are doing and instead gasp as they see your mangled body.
Good.

Inhaling once more you shout a singular line.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU ARE NEXT?!"

The oppressive and frankly, eerie quiet breaks as the nervously sweating demons stat breaking down as they realize what they are hearing.
First, it's only the weakest, most cowardly devils who start screaming, but once they turn tail and start running for their lives panic spreads to the others and mass hysteria breaks out in the demonic remnants.
Several dozen, if not more, of them die as their comrades trample, claw and climb over them, each trying to preserve its own life.

They depart with such haste that the ensuing dust clowd they kicked up ends up enveloping the entire royal realm, castle, walls, courtyard and surrounding mountains included.
Your panting is cut off by the dust entering your lungs, causing you to cough as Cabba, Hail and Sala fly over you.

"Wow..."
Hail observes.
"You don't see THAT every day!"

"I concur..."
Cabba adds to that.
"What did you DO to these demons to get such a reaction out of them?"

"What didn't I do to them?"

*snicker*
"It's good to see you still got your mojo, D!"

"You guys are okay?"

Cabba nods.
"I'm only a bit tired after... that."
He clearly recalls that failed fusion of yours.

"Speak for yourself!
I'm sore all over. D, I might jack your bathtub when we get back home.
I feel like I need it now..."

"Sure, go ahead."
You respond.

"Y-Yeah... but... shouldn't you be more worried about yourself?!"
Hail points at your arm.

Touching it for a moment, before realizing through a sharp pain that it's not a good idea to irritate the exposed, frayed flesh, you remove your hand.
"I had worse..."

Now Kefla also flies over, having turned off her Super Saiyan transformation.
"I checked the place. Feels like a ghost town...
Looks like everyone left."

"Good... I'm not in the mood for any more fighting."

"Soooooooo-
How do we leave exactly?"
She asks.

>First, let's say goodbye to Ken and his buddies.
>There's a door... Follow me
>Other?

>>3647630
>First, let's say goodbye to Ken and his buddies.

>>3647630
>first let's say goodbye to ken, maybe give him a cookbook or something

>>3647630
>First, let's say goodbye to Ken and his buddies.
We can debrief him on what went down so he can keep up with whatever happens after - not that there's much to be concerned with there, from the sound of things...

>>3647635
Got it
>writing

"In a minute.
First I'd like to say goodbye to bugman."

Kefla raises an eyebrow at you.
"You sure?"

"Yeah.
If I want things to not get fucked I should tell him about what happened.
Maybe he could keep things under control."

Not wasting too much time, you head out and trace back your steps until you find the familiar temple grounds which Ken now calls his own.
Landing there you make your presence known by flaring your power and the bug in question shows up.
"I take it this means you succeeded."

"Yeap. The kings armies scattered, he and his aunt got the fear of god put into them and the interloper got her shit pushed in so hard she'll think thrice before crossing me again.
Over all a really productive day."

"Hmmmm...
Congratulations."

"Thanks. Buuuuut... "

"You want me to keep the king in check-"

"Spot on."

The large demons nods.
"I figured as much.
And I was planning on it.
Worry not. Once I am stronger I'll make sure he knows it."

"Thanks Ken.
Anything I can give you in return for your services?"

"Hmmmm....
A few more recipes would be welcome.
I've been trying to innovate but... results were mixed."

"Heh... easily done my friend!"

Making your way into the inner sanctum where the disciples set up a rudimentary "kitchen", basically an open fire with a table next to it for preparation purposes, and get to work.
Dragging in a large stone slab, you carve in not just a couple of easy recipes but some rudimentary cooking techniques and lessons.
Once done you move it over with telekinesis so Ken could read it while working at the table.
"There you go!"

"Hmph... thanks."

Once you've said your goodbyes you headed to the great door separating the afterlife from this accursed place.
And good thing too, because you were getting sick of it.
After a few remarks about the big, ominous door, you took your gang through it and pushed your way into King Enmas palace, who's not at all pleased by your intrusion.

"Alright assholes!
Which one of you had the bright, FUCKING idea to go into the Makai?"

"Lay off Enma... we had important things to take care of."

"Such as?!"

"Demon invasion into the mortal worlds."

Grumbling to himself about "fucking mortals always making a mess of things" he reached for his drawer and retrieved his trust old stamp and gave everyone a mark on their afterlife cards.
"Here... die two more times and you each get a sundae."

"W-Why-"
Hail asks him.

"BECAUSE! NOW GET LOST!"

"Eep!"

Walking out of sight and out of mind, you gave Fuwa a call who quickly took you out of the otherworld.
He was even nice enough to transport you directly to Champas planet, as he had quiet enough of Hail desecrating the sacred world of the kais.
Once there, the confused Frost Demon was loosing his shit once he was told WHERE he was.
"Oh man, oh man! We're fucked! We're so so SO fucked!"

"Chill out...
Nothing bad's gonna happen to you.
Besides, this is not even Champas planet but mine."

"Phew, that's a relie-wait! WHAT?!"
Leaving him alone to handle the situation on his own you looked at your busted arm and started thinking about what to do with it.

>Get Vados to fix you up so you can hang out with Kefla, as you promised
>It's not just a matter of being injured. You're tired. Better unwind and get some rest while letting it heal on its own
>Other?

>>3647696
>Get Vados to fix you up so you can hang out with Kefla, as you promised

>>3647700
+1

>>3647696
>It's not just a matter of being injured. You're tired. Better unwind and get some rest while letting it heal on its own

It's best for kefla to appear herself for the date and use the entire hour making sure she enjoys herself rather than just whatever minutes we have leftover

>>3647704
Huh... Not changing to this?

>>3647704
I'm changing to this if instead of let it heal on its own we ask cabba to use the bathtub

>>3647732
Cabba? Bathtub?
What?

anyway...
>writing

>>3647734
This is runing? Damn mised the begining.

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"Aaaanyway... I think I'll get this... treated or something."
Going in side, you practically shamble as you feel the sustained damage finally taking its toll.
As you open the door you're greeted by the Tuffles who're mortified to see you in such a state.

"D-Daddy?"

"Don't worry pumpkin."
You ruffle Lyns hair.
"Dad just er.... fell down some stairs... all the stairs."

The little girl is seen sobbing before she goes in and hugs your leg tightly.
Looking up you see Kamin and Oren being slackjawed after witnessing you.
"What... really happened?"

"Shhhhhhh..."
You hush them and then establish telepathic communication with them.
"Demons. Lot's of stupid demons..."

Kamin and Oren exchange a quick look and a nod before looking at their little sibling.
"Hey Lyn... can you stand back a little?"
Kamin asks her.

"Uh-huh."
Lyn responds nervously.

"Let's do it Oren!"

"Okay Sis!"

The two of them then become amorphous, silver colored blobs and you start getting Terminator 2 flashbacks as they, with a surprising burst of speed, rush towards you fast enough to make you jerk back reflexively.
And your fear was not... entirely unwarranted as they do something equally amazing and disturbing.
Their liquid forms enter through the various, new openings the residents of Makai so kindly gave you.
The process is... not exactly unpleasant but extraordinarily weird.

Like taking some cold, medicinal gel and rubbing it INSIDE your injuries.
It's slimy, ticklish, cold and soothing all at the same time. Oren even forms a sort of metallic brace around your arm, binding your mangled flesh together like glue.
Giving the freshly renewed appendage you conclude that you actually retained ALL sensations in it, which means the kids could simulate the functions of even nerves.
"WHOA!"

"You like it?"
Kamins voice echoes inside your body. Not head, body, like she's writhing in there and still talking somehow.

"We'll hold you together and help with the healing!"
Oren adds to that.

>>3647752
I found this just now by the way.
Pretty baller. But I might try and recolor them blonde when I got some free time

>>3647752
>our children are inside us

W-we've FAILED as parents and human beans

"Huh... neat.
But you don't have to do this."

"Errr, I'm pretty sure we do.
Trust me, we're inside and we can SEE all the damage you took."

*sigh*
"FINE!"
You walk over to the kitchen while grumbling to yourself and promptly get to work.
"I needed to cook something anyway."

But as you turned on the stove you got an unexpected reaction.
"YEOWCH!"
Oren cries.
"Hey! Watch where you're reaching!"

"S-Sorry.
Force of habit."
Lowering your right hand, you proceed to cook a fifteen course meal with your left hand exclusively.
The kids obviously don't know what to make of this.

"Errrr... what are you doing Eric?"
Kamin asks.

"I got a tab to pay."
Once done you sit down with Lyn next to you and clap your hands together.
"Okay Buu... dig in."

Closing your eyes you awaken with black eyes and an "M" symbol on your forehead.
With a voracious appetite you begin DEVOURING everything in sight which prompts another shocked expression from the Tuffles.
"W-W-What is happening?!"

"Relax."
You talk to them telepathically.
"I got him on a short leash. But I thought this'd be a lot easier if he gets to enjoy it but I get the nutrients."

"...Your powers are nonsense!"

"Oh suck it up Mr and Ms T-1000!"

Once Buu had his fill he promptly fell asleep, during which you sneekily switched places with him and awakened with your own body.
Feeding Lyn you then tucked her in bed and told her a bedtime story before moving over to your own bed and falling on it face first and you didn't get up for the next 24 hours.

You awaken, though not because you're well rested but because you're really stiff and really, really, really need to go to the bathroom.
In response to this urge of yours Kamin and Oren quickly leave your body, because they're having none of that.
"Gross! How could you think about that!
Have some consideration for crying out loud!"

"Yeah! We had to stop our poker game Eric!"

"Not... what I had in mind Oren..."

"Why? We were inside him...
It practically WAS your penis Kami-"

Kamin then slaps her brother as hard as she could, almost making Orens head revolve on his neck.
Meanwhile you shamble to the bathroom to finally relieve yourself.
Only barely do you notice that your arm looks revolting... albeit functional.
Fresh cells appeared where the old ones used to be but as such they are of a much lighter coloration and they are still remarkably sensitive.
"Huh... neat."

You contemplate going back to be but on some level you want to actually DO something with your time, despite not being 100% up to it.

>Find Caulifla and Kale
>You haven't really talked with Champa in a while.
>Eh... you can spend some time with the kids while your arm is recovering
>Other?

>>3647800
>Eh... you can spend some time with the kids while your arm is recovering

>>3647800
>>Eh... you can spend some time with the kids while your arm is recovering
Dad duty first. Then Champa, because really, we haven't talked with him in forever and I'm sure he misses all the noise.

>>3647800
>Eh... you can spend some time with the kids while your arm is recovering

>>3647807
Support

Hmmm...
Well it's unlikely that the outcome will change.
Any ideas while we wait a bit longer?
Playing Ball with Oren or... what?

>>3647833
Asking for a tour of their work stations or somthing? Like see how our little pumpkin turned regular lego blocks in to a robot and let the twins be smug at us not geting any of it. After that game night like mario party should be chill enought?

>>3647862
>mario party
I thought you want to bond with your children, not fucking turning them into Horus Lupercal

Anyway
>writing

But I might be let go early from work in which case you should expect a 30 minute absence as I'll have to travel home

At first you tried stretching your stiff limbs after your prolonged rest, but when you heard a crackle from your new arm you opted against such endeavors.
"Hmmmm... maybe I should give it more time.
Hmmmmm...."

Nodding to yourself, you turn back around and head inside.
Upon entering you start yelling at the twins for their indecent behavior.
"Kamin! Stop battering your brother!
And Oren! Stop teasing her!"

They pause their bickering and sit down on the sofa when they see you swaying over to it.
Sinking back in the comfortable cushions the two of them start questioning you.
"Aren't you going out?"

"Nope.
I'm tired. Want to relax.
Besides, I haven't spent enough time with you lately!"
Reaching around you pat both of them on the head and ruffle their hair.
"Wouldn't want you to think your dad doesn't love you!"

"Ugh... cut it out!"
Kamin protests like the tsundere she is and Oren tries to struggle against you.
Unfortunately for the boy, he sits on your right so he gets your fucked up arm, which he doesn't want to exert any force against.

While thinking about what to do in order to pass the time and your boredom, Lyn runs into the living room once she hears the ruckus inside.
"Daddy daddy! You're awake!"

She jumps up and lands rear end first on your lap.
At first you jest about this hurting you but she's bright enough to not fall for your shenanigans.
Cheerful as ever she brings up her toy robot... which now seems to have proper joints on all four limbs, allowing it for omni-directional movement.
It's still fairly rudimentary so it can't make proper use of them but now that the framework is in place you have a sneaking suspicion it'll soon become capable of moving about properly.

Finally having enough of this, you decide to ask Lyn the obvious before she could unleash some sort of sentient, replicator army on the universe and plunge it into eternal darkness.
"Wow Lyn! That's really cool! How did you do it?"

"Want me to show you?"
You nod.
"YEAY!"

And NOW is that time I warned you about.
I'mma disappear for about half an hour.
Will post once I get home

Okay, im home
Will resume shortly

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Your little girl drags you by the hand, into her room, out the window and around the house.
Why she couldn't just use the door, you have no idea... Perhaps she did take after you.
What she then shows you is remarkable yet... significantly mundane at the same time.

You see a little table and an equally small chair next to it fabricated out of bits of wood, plastic... and metal. Where she got the last two components you have no idea.
And it's all held together by a combination of some sort of adhesive, wooden screws... and welding.
Wait what?

She pulls out a little canister with a miniature torch... oh no.
With the press of a button she turns out her make shift battery and the welder comes alive.
Her eyes darken due to the stimulus, bypassing the need for a shield and she attempts to demonstrate how it works but you avert your eyes before Lyn burns them the fuck out.
"Okay... okay..."
This is not okay...
"Lyn sweetie... where did you get this?"

"I maked this!"

"R-Really? That's neat!
How?"
She points away from the house, way away. You look as hard as you can but don't see what she's pointing at.
Most likely it's on the opposite end of the mini planet.

"Huh... I was wondering why she took her shovel and bucket that way."
Kamin observes.

"I thought she was building a sandcastle."

As the twins continue pondering about how Lyn must've extracted metals from the planets crust... SOMEHOW, the little girl continues demonstrating her "workstation".
Turns out it's uh... it's pretty advanced. With the press of a switch the seemingly cobbled together toy table reveals hidden compartments and moving parts which then transform into a sort of miniature workshop.
She placed her robot down on it and then pointed at her tools.
"I maked these!"

"Hah... haha! That's cute!"
You pat her on the head while sweating profusely.

"HAH!"
But the twins don't let you get off that easily.
"It's a simple little contraption. Any Tuffle could build one with their eyes closed, but it must be too complicated for you!
Really the only impressive bit is how she managed to get the raw materials."

You give Kamin a noogie for being a smartass and quickly let her go.
"Okay... Before I start having a breakdown how about we do something normal for a change?"

"What did you have in mind?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmRzbKNbTsY

Leading the kids inside, you turned on the ol' PlayStation and put in something that's sure to put them in their place.
An oldie but a goodie that you haven't really had much time for lately: Guitar Hero!

"GRRRRRR!"
Kamin grunts as she tries to keep up with you but despite their affinity for music and their acumen they still fail to stand up to years of experience.
To give credit where it's due, they are giving it their best... but that's not enough when faced with someone who 100%-ed every single installment game that wasn't utter garbage and someone who played countless custom songs.

"What's wrong?
It's a real simple game! Just match the colors!
Oh well, I guess it's a bit too COMPLICATED for you!"

Doing a wicked solo you finish her off in the duel and both of you sit down, covered in sweat.
"Damn it... how long have we been doing this?"

"Four hours.
Time flies when you're playing."

"Did I do well daddy?"

"Of course you did Lyn!"
And she really did. She did even better than Oren.

"Ouch! My fingers hurt!
Why do Earthlings invent activities that are physically hurting them?"

"That's nothing.
We voluntarily drink poison to feel its effects and to see who can drink more before passing out or dying.
Humans are hardcore like that."
You say that... but when you started out you almost got Carpal tunnel as well.
But they are fugging robots for crying out loud! They can take it.

>What do you say? Wanna keep going?
>Okay kids. Bedtime! I don't want you to stay up too long or you won't get enough sleep!
>I always said after nicely exhausting yourselves it's best to relax a bit. Come, we're making a pool!
>Other?

>>3648180
>Okay kids. Bedtime! I don't want you to stay up too long or you won't get enough sleep!

>>3648180
>>I always said after nicely exhausting yourselves it's best to relax a bit. Come, we're making a pool!

>>3648180
>make em a bedtime snack, tuck them in, and go to sleep

>>3648180
>Okay kids. Bedtime! I don't want you to stay up too long or you won't get enough sleep!

>>3648194
Get them some Oreo's or something

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>>3648209
>>3648186
>>3648185
>writing

Sighing you stand up and make your way to the kitchen where you proceed to mass produce pancakes and once you've stacked up 4 plates with them, you pour some milk for the kids and take it all to the Tuffles on trays.
They look in confusion at the confection but you just urge them to try it out and even demonstrate how to eat it.
Their eyes light up once they taste the sweetness of the maple syrup and with childlike glee stuff their cheeks full of the fluffy confections.

"SO SWEET!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-dzlLG1ZWg

But as eager as they were for the sweet dinner, food coma quickly settled in which was greatly aided by the milk, knocking Lyn out cold and making the twins rub their eyes.
Carrying Lyn first and then the twins one by one into their beds you tuck them in and wish them a goodnight before shutting the lights and heading back to clean up the mess you've made.
Once the dishes are piled up and everything's been taken care of you head out of the log house and after walking a few paces away from the place you looked up at the darkened, star filled sky.

Sitting down you try to make sense of the constellations but quickly realize that it's a futile endeavor.
In your loneliness however a figure approaches you from the darkness, calling you out.
"Hey D."

"Hi Sala."

"Did'ya recover already?"

"Eh... Give or take a few more days and maybe."

"What'cha doin'?"

"Nothin'. I'm just feeling happy so I wanted to stargaze a bit.
But I don't even know what I'm looking at so...."

"Heh... pretty sure you do-"
She then sits down next to you.
"I'M the one that doesn't know what those lights are."

"You like them?"

"Yeah. Never had anything like them back home.
What are they?"

"Stars.
Blobs of hot gas that burn so bright you can see them from all across the galaxy."

"Well whatever they are, they sure look nice.
But they make sleeping impossible. I feel like someone's always watching me, with them up there."

"Still living outside?
I'm sure the Universe 9 guys already got a decent little village rolling."

"Yeah...
Not really interested.
Those guys are... odd."
She turns to you.
"How about you? Why don't you move in with them?"

"They are the ones that built things a bit away from me.
I suspect they might be a BIT scared of me. That or they don't want to deal with a bunch of children."

"Heh... I don't know why that'd be the case.
They're fun."

"See? You CAN get along with others.
In a few years you might even join society!"

"Nah."
She leans on her back while looking at those peculiar little balls of gas.
"But what about you? You planning on staying a hermit as well?"

>Yes.
>No.
>I don't know.
>For now.
>Other?

>>3648357
>I don't know.

>>3648357
>I don't know.

>>3648357
>I don't know

>writing

>>3648357
>I don't know.
>I've spent a sizable chunk of my life in the city yet it feels just kind of right to live out here and get away from it all.
>To be fair though it's not like I'm some sort of wild man who never leaves the woods, as with everything there is a healthy balance that needs to be maintained, I'm sure everything will work out how it should

>>3648357
>I technically have a job I should be trying to focus on. Being a tough badass and a family man and all that is great and all, but I can’t have Lord Champa getting angry with me, so I need to be nearby whenever I can - trips off-world are a sometimes food. Though... I DO want to see as much of the Universe with my own eyes as I can, no matter how long it takes me.

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"To tell you the truth... I don't know.
I've spent a sizable chunk of my life in the city yet it feels just kind of right to live out here and get away from it all.
To be fair though it's not like I'm some sort of wild man who never leaves the woods, as with everything there is a healthy balance that needs to be maintained, I'm sure everything will work out how it should."

"Hmmm..."

"And besides, I got a job to do here.
I'm usually jumping from plant to planet on my free time, but I always come back. Can't have Champa get mad at me.
But with all that said... I do want to experience as much of the universe as I can. Maybe more.
Once I know my place in it... I'll decide how to live the remainder of my life."

"Damn. I just asked a simple yes or no question...
But jokes aside, I feel you."
She looks up while her tail is wagging happily from side to side.
"I never thought I'd get the option to have a quiet life but now that I have it... I don't know what to do with it."

Patting her on the shoulder you stand up.
"Well I'm sure you'll figure it out.
Just take my advice and socialize a little. It may seem ridiculous but it can help.
Hell... if you want advice about how to be "mundane" then look no further than Sam.
The guy is as close as you can get to normal on this planet!"
You grin and turn your back to Sala as you walk off.

"Hey D-"

"Hmmmm?"

She bites her lips.
"N-Nothing... I just...
Wanted to say "Thank you"...
That's all."

Smiling at her you respond.
"Don't mention it!"

You then walk away from her and let the daemonette contemplate what you've just told her.
Meanwhile you think about what to do next... After talking about your future with her like that it hardly seems fitting that you just sit on your ass.

>Let's hang with Champa
>Go talk with Vados a bit
>Time to find Kefla and have some "me time"
>Other?

>>3648601
>Let's hang with Champa

>>3648601
>Let's hang with Champa
I'm interested in how he and his brother became gods of destruction to begin with, to be honest.

>>3648601
>let's hang and feed champa

I'm honestly surprised that she doesn't get along with the universe 9 guys

They come from a twisted universe where everyone betrays and kills one another to survive, she comes from a twisted realm where everyone kills and stabs one another in the back.

THEY'RE PRACTICALLY MADE FOR ONE ANOTHER

>>3648601
>Let's hang with Champa
>Bring a 6 pack of beer, it would be good to give him something to take the edge off and actually calm down for once

>>3648650
It's because they are so similar that they don't want to.
You know... bad memories.
They'd rather bury the past than constantly be reminded of it

>>3648631
>>3648656
Oooooh, I like both of these

>writing

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Grabbing a six pack from the fridge you decide to head over to Champas place because... well, it's about time you showed up.
Maybe buttering up to your boss isn't such a reprehensible thing when the other option is getting annihilated.
After flying over to the neighboring planet you slowly and cautiously walked up to where Champa was hanging out, least you startle and make him blow up a moon.

Knocking gently on the door before entering you are greeted by an immediate and volatile reaction.
"Oy! Eric! What the hell happened to you?!"

"Long story.
Time destroying demons.
Had to fuck them up."

"You think you can skimp out on your duties just because of your injuries?!
If so... I might just glue to the kitchen floor!"

"Wouldn't dream of it. I can still cook.
But that's not why I'm here."
Raising the six-pack you make the cans clatter satisfyingly.
"Do you drink?"

"Drink what?"

"Oooooh boy!"
You smile with glee and sit down with him.
Cracking open a cold one with ye' boy Champa, you hand him a can before toasting with him.
"Come on! Drink drink drink!"

First he sniffs the beer and concludes that it's not at all pleasant.
"Ewwwww!"
But he still gives it a curious lick with much of the same result.
"This is vile! It's bitter and acidic and gross! Why do you drink this?!"
However... it seems that after a few moments he can't help himself and so he tries again. And again. And again.
Each time he tolerates it a bit more.

"It has a certain charm, doesn't it?"

"Ugh... it's disgusting....
But I can't stop drinking."

It's a good thing that Champa has some... excess bodyfat on him. Because by the time you finished your own can he's chugged down two whole cans and immediately went for the third one.
Maybe showing him how to shotgun the second one was a mistake...
Quickly chugging down the second one you took the last in a last ditch effort to NOT make the guy who's never had a drink before his entire life get too drunk.

With a healthy little blush from the blood flushing his cheeks Champa seems to have relaxed just a bit thanks to the inebriating effects of alcohol.
Crushing the can in his hand, he threw it over his shoulder and happily started patting his stomach, which he quickly regretted as the carbon dioxide got to work in him.
*hic*
"Man, I don't know what's with this stuff but I'm feeling gooood!"
He's not drunk per se but definitely a bit tipsy.

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But now with that extra bit of edge taken off of him, maybe he's a bit more "malleable" than usual.

"If you don't mind me asking...
*burp*
"How exactly did you and your brother become Gods in the first place?"

"Eh? Whaaa? Don't you start gunning for my job you motherfucker!"

"Come now Champa...
You know I don't care about that!
I'm just curious. Where do you come from? Which universe even?
How did you, or your brother, end up as another universes god?"

"Pheh... Let's see, let's see...
It's been so long I can hardly remember now."
Rubbing his temples Champa begins to intensely focus as he tries to recall the past.
"To start with, I don't remember where we're from. I think it was the 7th but sometimes I feel like it was the 6th...
I don't even know if our home planet is around anymore to be honest. That's usually the case with Destroyers. Since we are immortal we always outlive our own species.
Oh well... not that I care really."

"Why? Was it... bad?"

"I don't remember.
The first thing I can recall is... Vados. Nothing before that.
Truth is her and Whis were the ones that raised us-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdPL3--hZzo

"You mean-"

"Beerus and I were orphans. Or so I'm told.
From an old and... quite weak race. Whichever universe it was in matters not.
Its angel found us, took us in out of... pity or perhaps curiosity. They thought it'd be fitting to see the two twins separated between the "Twin Universes".
Aaaand then they trained us to be the new Gods of destruction...
I still don't know why though. But that's pretty much how we became the only Destroyers who have a familial connetion."

"Maybe they saw something in you.
Maybe they knew you have what it takes?"

"Did they?
Or were they simply looking for a replacement and we were conveniently close?"
*sssssip*

"W-where did you get that?"

"It's just tea. Don't piss your pants.
To tell you the truth I never know what those angels are really thinking.
I like Vados. I mean... she kinda raised me. But I still can't tell when she's serious or not."
Reaching over you pat the big cat man on his shoulder and finish your drink as well.

And unfortunately that's as long as I can go.
I'm getting sleepy over here.
Don't know when the next thread even CAN happen.
Maybe monday?

I'll try doing some side stuff until then.
See you guys later!

>>3648914
Thanks for the session som

>>3648914
Alrighty then, thanks for the great run

>>3648914
Thanks for the run!

>>3648924
*Not-Som

The distinction Is important.

>>3648924
You're welcome

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>>3652088

>>3653350
...And now I want Buu to go full Venom symbiote.

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>>3653474
Like this?

>>3653350
Let's be honest, I'm not the only one with a little bit of shit in their pants right now, am I?

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>>3648914
>>3652088
>>3653643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnf-XEQCTQg

…

...Oh. Just like that, huh?

...Oh.

>>3654224
I don't follow

>>3655253
I think he is sad abou you using the bad word.

Sorry folks for not being able to write anything during the weekend. I had a supremely bullshit time.
But I hope that did not discourage you from participating, as tomorrow we'll continue as I promised!

Don't miss it!

>>3657947
Hmmmm
I don't know, I'm still not sure
To me it looks like he's either
a.) Sad that I'm not actually Som
or
b.) I dropped the joke too fast

Dont mind me
Just prepping to see if I can post.
Sometimes Captcha doesnt want to work from this place

Anyways, Imma start in about 4 and a half hours

How strange...

You never would've thought the Big Bad Champa the Destroyer to open up to you. Not to mention how he has such a... mundane backstory.
Initially you assumed him to be some sort of a "Chosen one" or the greatest villain of his species, anything if it meant he was the biggest and strongest guy around. But no.
Apparently he's not so different from you.

Just a schmuck picked up by the angels and trained in their strange ways until they reached the necessary level to take up the mantle.
All of a sudden it makes sense why he'd be so worried about you taking his job.

"Here..."
You stand up and walk over to the cupboard, retrieving a bottle you had stashed away.
"I want you to try something for me."
*Thud*
"It's called rootbeer. An Earth drink. Non-alcoholic."

Champa takes a cautious sip and reels back in revulsion.
"EWWWWW! This is vile!"

"I know.
It's bubbly, sweet and cloying."

"Just like you..."
He observes.

"Yes."
You also take a swig of it and just enjoy the strong flavor of the drink.
"But do you know what's the scary thing about it?
If you drink enough of it... you start liking it."

He raises an eyebrow and gives it another taste.
His reaction is noticeably less immediate then last time, but it's still the same.
"Heh.
So... you sayin' you don't want my job?"

"Get it through that thick skull of yours.
No. You can keep it as long as you want."

"Good!"

A few minutes pass with neither of you saying a word, not having any topics to really talk about.
Until finally your lips purse up as a topic grasps your attention and seemingly doesn't want to let go.
"Say Champa..."

>What's the situation with your brother? Why do you hate each other?
>Is there any other way for a mortal to become a god?
>Do you... know much about angels?
>Other?

>>3660665
>Is there any other way for a mortal to become a god?

>>3660665
>>What's the situation with your brother? Why do you hate each other?
>Do you... know much about angels?

>>3660665
>What's the situation with your brother? Why do you hate each other?

>>3660707
>>3660722
Beerus seemingly wins
>writing

"Tell me... What's the deal with you and your brother?
I mean, why do you hate each others guts so much?"

Champa leers at you for a moment before you see the very corner of his mouth curl up a little.
"You don't have a brother, do you?"

"I have only a sister, so I can imagine.
I'm just curious whether I'm correct or not."

Taking a deep breath, Champa sighs wearily before answering.
"As far as I can remember me and Beerus were at each others throats.
Any time either of us did ANYTHING the other got angry and things escalated from there until we beat the crap out of each other.
Naturally, that started being a problem once we got to a certain power level."
Leaning back in his chair the fat cat starts to loose himself in a sea of memories.
"I remember the last time it happened we were celebrating our birthday...
Things were going well until Beerus ate my fruit, to which I reacted by kicking his teeth in... Dozens of planets ended up becoming space dust as a result of our fight!
*sigh*
Good times."

"Good times?!"

"Oh yeah! Out of all things, I miss bickering with my bro the most.
Sadly, Vados and Whis put a stop to that because our squabbles started getting out of hand and threatened both of our universes.
Since then we've resorted to using Food Battles instead to see which one of us is the dominant one.
It's been good... our universal rankings have been slowly rising ever since, thanks to our competition.
But... I still miss it."

And there you have it. No higher reason, no divine hatred, no decree of fate which dictates these two must hate each other.
In the end, they are surprisingly human. Two brothers endlessly competing with each other to see who's the better one.
As scary as that is between two gods it's still so... endearing in a way.

"But I don't suppose you'd understand-"

"Actually, I kinda do."

"Hmmmmm?"

"Much like you, my sister and I... we...
We didn't always have such a harmonious relationship... Okay, that's a stretch. A functioning relationship.
When we were kids we'd always try to annoy each other, especially when we hit our teens.
I'd often poke, prod, annoy her or simply pull on her twintails. In return she'd punch, kick, scratch and bite me.
As... annoying as she was and as insufferable I must've been... that's about the only thing I miss about my childhood."

When you look back up at the catman however, you see that Champa's been staring up at the ceiling while stroking his chin.
"Sister, eh?"

You detect a malicious glint in Champas eyes.

"OY! Don't even think about it Champa!"
Your boss then crosses his arms behind his head and begins whistling.
"I'm serious! Leave Elena out of this!"

"Oh come oooooon! It'll be fiiiine!
I mean, look at you! Your time here has certainly served you well!
You managed to ascend to a level your people won't reach in hundreds, if not thousands of years!
Besides~! If you have a sous-chef you'll have half as much work to do and I'll have twice as many delicious food! It's a win-win!
Hell-"
Champa begins to ponder again.
"If she has similar potential to yours, oooof! Just think of the possibilities!
We take the saiyans and fuse them together, then take you and fuse YOU together we'll never, EVER loose another tournament again! Destroyers or Power otherwise!
WAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!"

"Ugh... I give up.
Listen, let Elena have her own life.
Although.... maybe that way I could prevent that dickweed Cabba from being inappropriate with her- NO!
As much as I hate it, I won't let Elenas life be ruined!"

"Come on!"

"NO!"

"Please?"

"No!"

"Pretty please? Just a little bit? Just a teensy weency training session with Vados!
It'll be educational!"

>I said no! She deserves a normal life...
>We alread have Sam as a candidate for training!
>Okay... maybe a little. But only if she agrees!
>Other?

>>3660793
>>Okay... maybe a little. But only if she agrees!