Part 4 - we’re playing through Gen 1 of pokemon!Things have gotten a bit silly.Our hand is magic, we joined team rocket, nursed a hikikomori nurse Joy back to mental wellness, Stole some bikes, maybe we’re a goo monster, who knows what else is in store!?Right now we’re in a the middle of a tense Pokemon battle with BLUE in pokemon tower. Here is a spreadsheet with out items/pokemon info:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1xz03Lf33k6rNTVmYq2-LSa6yrKg_Ez8bgc95iwJHkeY/edit?usp=sharingLet’s go!
>Oprah - Lovely kissOprah isn’t high enough in level to know that one, but that doesn’t stop her from improvising. And improvise she does! Laying hot smooches all over Blue’s unsuspecting Kadabra. It creams it’s shorts! That’s gotta take a mental tole, at least. It’s still up, but shaken.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3631815Double Slap that Kadabra. Teach it that love hurts.
>>3631815>>3631845This but seriously.>inb4 rape
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3631815>Gurren+twin needle
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3631815>Double SlapCONSECUTIVE C Q C
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3631850Forgot to roll
>DoubleslapSome miss, but some dont.Oprah slaps the ever-loving shit out of Kadabra.Kadabra goes down!Blue is about to send out WARTORTLE.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3631890>Gurren, Fury Attack
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3631890>>3631913
>>3631913>>3631923>4+6=10that's how this works right
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3631890>Gurren, fury attacks
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3631890>Gurren uses Fury Attack
>Gurren - Fury AttackHe does that to.. mixed results. A few land, but most glance of of Wartortle’s shell, metal underpants and brand new hockey mask.They’re adapting!Wartortle smacks Gurren upside the head with a vicious rollout!Gurren hangs in there, but just barely.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3632044>GIGA... DRILL... BREAKER!!!
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3632044>Dream: Grab him by the tail and swing him at something
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3632049You feckin suck, watch this.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3632044Megafa... Megafriend, use absorb!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3632044>>3632053
>>3632049Welp, that sucks.Gurren gets bodied, he’s down!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3632125>Dream: Super Mario 64 him
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3632125Megafaggot, use absorb!
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3632125>>3632128So long, gaytortle!
Fucking hell...
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3632132Rolling for this.
>>3632132>>3632140Faggots, megafriend got boxed.
>>3632142Huh, you are right, I got confused since the spreadsheet doesn't list it as such.
>>3632149surprise surprise, I fucked up!Fixed sheet here:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OcvodORAJ5t2JBdDvXEqz52lutUhLvGa91lHozTcz6Q/edit#gid=0
>Dream, Mario SwingDream goes for a big swing, but the Wartortle slips away and blasts her with a jet of water!It’s super effective!She’s hanging in there, but barely!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3632210>FishStick+Tackle (like Stuart)Aim for the chest, though.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3632210MEGA... PAWNCH!
>>3632224HYEZ
>>3632224Too bad it's late.are we gonna get beaten by DICKS?
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3632235How is it too late?>>3632224>>3632210Support
>>3632260Are battle commands not first come first serve, or have I really not been paying enough attention?
>>3632263It depends on when I look at the thread, honestly. Sometimes I just see one of the first few responses and go with it, other times a bunch of people vote for something.Also i tend to give preference to natural 1 or 10 rolls because they have more dramatic effect. Just like this one!>Dream - MegapunchShe hauls off and cracks the wartortle across the face, his mask shatters! But.. Wartortle endures! He finishes Dream off with another water blast.The wartortle is on his last legs though, he got punched REALLY fucking hard. What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3632272>Bernie: Scratch, aiming for his now-exposed faceLet's make this dramatic.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3632272>FishStick, Tackle
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3632278>Bernie claws the fuckers eye out
>>3632278Actually, shit, is his face exposed or did the mask just crack?Let's just use scratch anyways.
>>3632278Scratching for suffering.
>Bernie ScratchBernie gets in there and finishes things off - he takes a gnarly hunk out of the Wartortle!You win! Blue hands over 2000 bucks, He bounces like a punk ass bitch, and you hope you never see him again.What do?>Head upstairs>Leave>Write in
>>3632476>LeaveA lot of our Mons are down.
>>3632476>Leave>As we're coming down the stairs pretend we're a ghost coming back to haunt the old man for cursing us with death
>>3632476>>Head upstairsJust to get pointed to the next flag.
>>3632476>Heal at Pokemon Center>Head upstairs
>Heal and head upYou make a quick stop by the center, heal up your boys and try to head upstairs.You’re stopped by a some weird broad.“I’m sorry, you can’t go any further. There’s g-g-ghosts.”What? Doesn’t she know that ghost’s aren’t real? Ghost POKEMON maybe but... come on! She’s really cramping your style.What do?>Push past her>Come back later>Write in
>>3632710>"I ain't afraid of no ghosts.">>Push past her
>>3632710>>Push past herFug it, we gotta keep alive the trending of doing something dangerous and stupid every thread.
>>3632713this
>>3632710Flirt with her
>>3632761This
>Try to push pastYou start walking past the channeler. “I said.... STOP!”She presses her hand to your chest and you just sort of.. pop out.Uh oh.Your body falls in a heap to the floor. The Channeler just stares at your crumpled form, then up to your more ghostly form.“Uh oh.”Uh oh is right. You’re a spooky ghost now.What do?>Tell her to put you back in your body>Fuck it let’s just be a ghost>Write in——Weird place to end it for the night, but I’ll be back tomorrow. See ya then!
>>3632772>>Fuck it let’s just be a ghostOh yeah, we Danny Phantom now!
>>3632785It sounds nice since that way we can avoid gym gimmicks and also spook people, but having a body is convenient.I'm thinking if there is some way to enhance our body while there is no one inside to feel pain or maybe try to possess someone.
>>3632772>>Fuck it let’s just be a ghost
>>3632772>Tell her to put you back in your body
>>3632772>Fuck it let’s just be a ghostLets go fuck emo Joy.
>>3632772Can we become our own stand?
>>3632772>Tell her to put us back in our bodyI don’t want Mom to think we are dead
>>3632772>"Mind my body.">Go flirt with emo Joy in ghost form.
>>3632772>>Tell her to put you back in your body
>>3632772>Fuck it let’s just be a ghost
>>3632772>>Fuck it let’s just be a ghostNo fucks given
>>3632866Supporting this
>>3632866also support
>>3632772>>3632837>>Fuck it let’s just be a ghost>Lets go fuck emo Joy.this
>>3632772>Fuck it. Let's just be a ghost
>>3632866>>3632772Support
>>3632866Supporting
>>3632772Switching from >>3632822 to >>3632866.
>inb4she punches our soul out of our soul
>>3631808Hey you got a link to the archived threads in this quest?
>>3635682http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=PKMN+Quest
>be a ghostAlright, you do you. The channeler looks concerned, however.“Hey, listen - if we don’t put you back in soon the body will die. But that’s on you, dude. I’ve gotten rid of a body before though, so don’t worry too much I guess.”Better not spend too long in spectral form.>See Goth JoyYou ghost on over to the Pokemon Center, and the typically aloof Goth Joy’s eyes light up. Oh yeah, you’re in.What do?>Flirt with Joy>Say “Boo”>Attempt possession>Write in
>>3635935>Say “Boo”
>>3635935>>Flirt with Joy
>>3635935>Say “Boo”>Flirt with JoyPorque no los dos?
>>3635935>Attempt possessionGoth Joy PKMN Quest there we go.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3635935>>Flirt with Joy"Hey baby mo need to be sad, because your the JOY of my life"
>>3635935>Flirt with Joy>Say “Boo”
>>3635992Why are you rolling when we don't need to?
>>3635998for the meme's man, for the meme's
>Flirt with JoyYou ask Joy what time she gets off.“Fast and often, for a spectral hunk like you.” HOT DAMN. You have never been so in. This chick is a serious pervert for the recently deceased.What do?>Ask her out for a date>Attempt possession>Check PC>Write in
>>3636009>>Ask her out for a dateafter this we should get back to our body
>>3636009>Hold her to her word and go out into the back real quick to bust a ghost nut
>>3636009>>Attempt possession
>>3636009>Attempt possessionGive her a heads up first, we're obviously wanting to do spooky shit so let's see if she can give us a hand
>PossessYou attempt a possession and.. it’s super effective!Turns out this Joy was extra susceptible to it!Her ghost pops out of her body and you... you pop in. Things feel different. Soft. You’re finally inside of a girl, but this isn’t exactly what you had in mind.What do?>Explore Body>Swap Joy Back in>Continue on your PKMN Journey as Joy >Write in
>>3636077>>Explore Body
>>3636077>Retive our body put it in a Pokeball place Pokeball in the healing machine to keep it alive.
>>3636077>Swap Joy Back in>ask her how do
>>3636077Flick your bean.
>>3636084That's just gonna turn it into a cronenberg monster.
>>3636098then we need to return to our body at some point...probably soon.
>>3636104Yeah we'll be right back soon, just give us a minute...
>>3636077>Explore BodyNoice
>Explore bodyFeels fuckin good man. Wow, these things are actually really sensitive. Better take it easy or... phew! Behind you, Ghosty Joy sighs.“How did I know that would be the first thing you do?”What do?>Apologize and give body back>Keep body>Write in
>>3636164>Apologize and give body back"You probably would have done the same if the reverse happened."
>>3636164>>Apologize and give body back
>>3636175We don't have tits anon. I mean, maybe you do but that's besides the point.
>>3636164>Well what would you do then?
>>3636198>>3636175supporting a fusion of these
>Apologize and give body back“Umm, actually... I’ve always wanted to be a g-g-ghost, If that wasn’t obvious. So you can hang on to the body for a while. Don’t get a disease or anything.”Before you can object, she zips off to the top of pokemon tower. Ruh Roh.What do?>Consult Channeler Re: Your Body>Head up Pokemon Tower>Write in
>>3636209>Consult Channeler Re: Your Body
>>3636184>I mean, maybe you doAnon please, I don't have pecs yet.>>3636209>Consult Channeler Re: Your Body
>>3636209>Consult Channeler Re: Your BodyWorse case scenario if we can't get with NEET Joy we could try getting with Moon Joy
>>3636209>>Consult Channeler Re: Your BodyOh damn, we can't get out of this body by ourselves, can we?
>>3636219Moon Joy?
>>3636229The lesbian one
>>3636235oh as in Mt. Moon ok, I was confused
>>3636209>Consult Channeler Re: Your BodyTime become Not Leaf/Blue
>>3636209>>Consult Channeler Re: Your BodyLooKS like we have to figure out how to keep both our body alive and joy's.I wonder if we can spill our soul so we can control both
>Consult Channeler“Uh yeah, it’s Ok for now I guess. I can throw some ice on it but you’re gonna want to get back in there soon. But listen - you’re going to need the original soul of that body to get back inside for you to pop out.”>Try to head upstairsThe Channeler stops you again.“Yeah, that’s gonna be a no go. I was trying to tell you before but there are [UNIDENTIFIED GHOSTS] up there right now, and you’ll have no way of fighting back. They’d tear you to shreds! Yeah, you’re gonna need a [SYLPH SCOPE] for that. Unfortunately, some greasy asshole from Celadon City had his goons run off with ours...”What do?>Freak out>Grab your gear and head to Route 8>Write in
>>3636242>Can I least get my clothes back?
>>3636242>>Freak out>>Grab your gear and head to Route 8>>would putting my body in a poke ball help at all?
>>3636242>>Grab your gear and head to Route 8
>>3636242>"Why can't you just do the palm-soul-push thing again?"
>>3636242>Grab your gear and head to Route 8
>Get StuffYou put on your gear, which somehow tailors itself to your new body. Don’t bother asking how.>>3636247Human bodies can’t be stored in pokeballs. It’s the law.>>3636257You ask her to push your soul out of your body, but she refuses.“Let me ask you a question. When you came pullin in here, did you notice a sign out front that said ‘Dead Idiot Storage’? Cause storing dead idiots ain’t my fucking business!” Geeze, testy.ANYWAY, you head to route 8. It’s just a quick skip over to Celadon from here.What do?>No time to waste, head to Celadon>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Write in
>>3636272>>No time to waste, head to CeladonSide note, isn't it supposed to be Silph and not Sylph? Or am I remembering wrong?
>>3636272>No time to waste, head to CeladonI think we were told that someone might know about Missingno there as well
>>3636272>>What and soul pushing people out of there body's is?>No time to waste, head to Celadon
>>3636272>No time to waste, head to Celadon
>>3636272>>No time to waste, head to Celadon
>Celadon CityFinally, the big City. Plenty of stuff to do here in Celadon!As usual there is a Pokemon Center and Poke Mart, and of course Celadon Gym.Celadon also features a gigantic department store, a gaming corner, and a mysterious mansion.What do?>Poke Center>Poke Mart>Department Store>Game Corner>Mansion>Write in
>>3636330>I'm pretty sure our pokemon are fully healed so let's go to the game corner. They don't have those in pallet
>>3636330>MansionGee, I wonder if this is where the Sylph Scope is...
>>3636330>Department StoreTMs, EvoStones and all that shit, here we come!
>>3636330>MansionLet's sort out our slowly rotting body first
I'm starting to think people here didn't play the game. I must be imagining things...
>>3636378Last I played RBY was in 2000.
>>3636330>Celadon Gym
>>3636339>Gee, I wonder if this is where the Sylph Scope is...... It's... it's in the gaming corner, anon. Giovanni has it.
>>3636427Ah...
Then I'll just switch to the Store then.
>>3636330>>go to the place that has the item that we need to get our body back.
>Game CornerYou think you have a good idea of where some greasy goons would hang out, and it’s the Game Corner!You enter the place and it smells like cigarette smoke and the dying elderly. How sad.There are plenty of machines to play, a clerk to speak to and a little back area with some sleeping doofus. What do?>Talk to Clerk>Play Slots>Check Sleeping Doofus>Write in
>>3636465>>Check Sleeping Doofus
>>3636465Were part of team rocket just waltz in and get what we need wtf. Explain that some fag with a rare pokemin switched your body. Digits.
>>3636472This do this
>>3636472If this doesn't work, flash borrowed tits.
>>3636465DONT FORGET TO GO TO THE TOP OF THE GAME FREAK BUILDING AND TAKE YOUR FREE EEVEE
>>3636527What should we evolve it into? My vote is for vaporeon. We could use a good water type.
>>3636583fair type or nothing
>>3636586...
>>3636590You have nothing to say because you know I'm right
>>3636586I don't think those have been "discovered" at this point in time yet. also I think we're in the alternate timeline that was destroyed in ultra sun ultra moon.
>>3636586not in the original 151>>3636583yee vaporion, we need a water type that can shoot ice.
>>3636586That type doesn't exist yet, so It wouldn't be fair.
>>3636595>>3636593we can be the first to discover fairy type, I think the timeline is destabilized enough for it to happen
Does anyone still use this
>>3636603no deal, if we were breaking the mold we would get glacion before any others anyway.
>>3636605use what?
>Check Sleeping DoofusHe’s passed out alright.There’s a poster next to him with a fairly obvious switch hidden behind it. What do?>Pull switch>Wake up Rocket and ask about switch>Write in
>>3636626>Pull switch
>>3636626>pull switch
>>3636626>>Pull switch
>>3636626Do we have a sharpie? We should write all over his face.
>Pull switchWHAMA hidden door nearby opens up. Loudly.The sleeping grunt springs to attention.“What fuck?” He looks around.“Yo, lady - you can’t be here. You gotta go”He gets up menacinglyWhat do?>Reveal Team Rocket affiliation>Battle! (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Flirt>Write in
>>3636678>>Reveal Team Rocket affiliation, also menacinglymenacing battle go
>>3636678>Reveal Team Rocket affiliation
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3636678>>Battle! (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)Dream, FishStick fastball special.
no time for battles just go go go
Sorry folks - gotta sleep.We'll reveal our affiliation... TOMORROW
>Reveal affiliationYou whip open your jacket, exposing not only your epic prow but also your Team rocket jacket!“Oh.” He says. He sits back down and falls back asleep.You enter the secret door and find a MASSIVE warehouse. There’s junk and Team rocket members all over the place. There’s an elevator, some stairs down, and a Rocket Grunt milling about.What do?>Check Elevator>Go downstairs>Talk to Rocket >Write in
>>3639308>Check elevator.
>>3639308What's a prow also>Check Elevator
>>3639308>Check ElevatorFucking kek, that non-reaction
>>3639308>>Talk to Rocket
Can we loot or get enough coins for Porygon?
>>3639459We could... steal it.
>Check ElevatorThing’s fuckin busted. Looks like you’re taking the stairs.What do?>Head down>Talk to Rocket>Write in
>>3639500Head down. Hope Goth Joy is in shape.
>>3639465I rather not have the joy to get a criminal record. But I do want to have a porygon just to say we have one
>>3639500>Head downOh fuck me, what about the floor panels?
>>3639504There is a gazibillion of Joys, Anon. There is no way they can get her. Even if they can, she will be dead in the end, so whatever.
>>3639509Sure I do want a porygon
>>3639500>Head down
>Go downstairsJEEZE this sucks. You sure wish you could get that elevator running. You step off the stairs and WHAT the fresh HELL is this?Directional pads? Walls where they aren’t needed?Ooooo this is some bullshit and you know it.What do?>Test your luck with the pads (Roll 1D100)>Talk to nearby Rocket>Write in
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3639618>Test your luck with the pads (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>3639618
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>3639618>>Test your luck with the pads (Roll 1D100)You can only die once
>>3639618>Hey pal can you do me a solid and turn those off?
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>3639618
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3639618>Test your luck with the pads (Roll 1D100)
>Test your luckYour luck isn’t bad... but not quite good enough.You spin around on the fucking platforms for a good half hour before you find your way off.You think you’re going to hurl.What do?>Try again (Roll D100)>Talk to nearby Rocket>Write in
>>3639694>>Talk to nearby Rocket
>>3639694>Talk to nearby RocketGlad this whole becoming a rocket thing worked out in the long run
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3639694>Try againREAL WOMEN DON'T QUIT WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH
>>3639694>Talk to nearby Rocket
>Talk to RocketYou try to strike up a conversation, but this guy looks like he’s in a bad mood.“Eh? Yeah I’m in charge of the spinny security whatever.”Well there you go.What do?>Ask him to turn it off>Try to turn it off yourself>Use [FEMININE WILES]>Write in
>>3639761...... hohohoho>>Use [FEMININE WILES]
>>3639761>Use [FEMININE WILES]
>>3639761>Use [FEMININE WILES]>You know, if you turn this off, i know something that might be turned on...
>>3639761>>Ask him to turn it off
>>3639761>ask him how to get through it
>>3639761>>3639772This. Let's not be a spiritual gay.
>>3639761>Threaten to puke on him if he doesn't turn it off for you
>use [FEMININE WILES]You take the easy way out and flirt with the poor scrub until he agrees to turn the security system off. The dude would probably drink your bathwater, at this point.You gain one [THOT] level. Better watch that, if it gets to high you may not be able to control your [BASE URGES].Anyway...What do?>Head downstairs>Continue to flirt with Rocket>Write in
>>3639832>>Head downstairswe aint got time for this shit
>>3639832>>Head downstairswe are on a mission
>>3639832>Head downstairsThere's a body a-spoilin'.
>>3639832>Head downstairsIf we raise her thot levels up when she gets back into her own body will she be thotty enough to want anyone? Not that I'm suggesting we do that because our body is currently dying.
>>3639853I think that's OUR Thot Level, anon.
>>3639858I for some reason can't see that carrying over to Red.
>>3639866Stranger things have happened on this quest.
>>3639858Thots are hoesHoes are wahmenTherefore only affecting wahmenWhether or not it transfers to Goth Joy depends, but I think our spirit is safe just not Fem!Red’s instincts
>head downstairsWith the dump spinning garbage turned off, it’s a clear way right down to the bottom of the 4th floor.You look around for a bit and find one large Rocket just standing around with the [LIFT KEY].You could battle him for it, but that might take time you don’t have...What do?>BATTLE! Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>use [FEMININE WILES]>Ask for pass nicely>Write in
>>3639897>Ask for pass nicely
>>3639897>>Ask for pass nicely
>Ask nicelyHe... doesn’t even respond. He just stand there, holding the ticket.What do?>Battle>Slut it up>Write in
>>3639923>Just... take the ticket?
>>3639923Take the ticket
>>3639923>Just... take the ticket?He didn't say no?
>>3639923>wave hand in front of face
>Take ticketYou just... take it. Huh. Weird dude.You turn around and head to the lift without incident.What do?>Use lift to find Boss Rocket>Press all the buttons>Write in
>>3639953>Use lift to find Boss RocketNO TIME FOR BUTTONS
>>3639953>>Use lift to find Boss Rocket
>>3639953>Thank him first
>>3639953>Use lift to find Boss Rocket also thank the lift guy
>>3639953>gifwtf
>>3639964WAIT WHAT
>>3639953>>3639966WUT DA ZOG?!?!?!>Use the lift
>>3639966Is it playing properly for you?>Find Boss RocketYou hustle to the lift, and head to the boss room. Weird, you thought there would be more security.Oh well.You find the guy you’re looking for and Holy HELL it’s GIOVANNI! This guy is a famous Gym Leader. Didn’t see that twist coming.“huh? What the hell are you doing in my office? I didn’t send for any women. Oh the other hand... maybe I did.”Great, he’s a creep.What do?>BATTLE (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>No time to lose, [FEMININE WILES] !!!>Write in
>>3640016>No time to lose, [FEMININE WILES] !!!
>>3640016>>No time to lose, [FEMININE WILES] !!!
>[FEMININE WILES]You show off some of your assets - your [THOT] level rises by 1!It’s super effective, but Giovanni endures!“Hey, listen sweetheart - I’ve got this wonderful piece of tech my Goons stole - the SILPH SCOPE. Come over here and sit on papa’s lap and maybe I’ll hand it over.”Oh geeze.What do?>Sit on his lap>Ask nicely for Silph Scope>Write in
>>3640068>>Ask nicely for Silph Scope
>>3640068>>Ask nicely for Silph Scope"ah, please Mr. Giovanni can't just let me have in. I promise to come back reaalll soon"
>>3640068>>3640083I like this one
>>3640075>>3640083Do you guys really underestimate Gio that fucking much? Come on. >Write inAttempt a little slieght of hand as we’re seducing him
>>3640092This one.
>>3640092This guy gets it. Besides if we get molested by the guy most likely to be our dad I think we'd finally snap
>>3640068>>Ask nicely for Silph Scopeim sure gio is a class act and will give up the silph scope if we ask nice
>>3640107>e guy most likely to be our dad SHOW HIM THE PICTURE OF MOM
>Ask nicely“Hmm, playing hard to get eh? How about I sweeten the pot. Here’s a ticket for one free prize at the Celadon Game Corner. One of anything you want, no coins needed. What do ya say, sweetheart? All you need to do is take a quick seat...”What do?>Sit on lap>Maintain Dignity>Write in
>>3640137>Sit on lapI feel like if we refuse he just won't give it to us period so
>>3640137>>Maintain DignityFuck this, we'll do this the old fashioned way.
>>3640133>Write inTHIS, "DO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN?"
>>3640159actually this is funnier
>>3640137I like his widow’s peak. It fits Gio, somehow.
>>3640137>Sit on his lap.
>Show Giovanni picture of Mom“Huh, what’s this?”You show him the picture of your beloved Mom.“Oh my this is... it’s...”oh boy oh boy“I have no idea who this is. Listen babe, on the lap or off I’m a busy guy with busy things to do. Evil things. What’s it gonna be?”What do?>Lap>No>Write in
>>3640187>>LapWe can repress this memory later
>>3640187>>No
>>3640187>Lap we'll have plenty of non homo relations after this to bury this memory.
>>3640187>Lap
Think of it this way, it's not gay because at the moment we aren't a guy.
>>3640202>>3640206>>3640209Y'all fags wouldnt let us get pegged by Joy, but are jumping on an old mans lap? Fucking whack dude. Fucking whack.
>>3640226You see we're a female right not so it's not gay. But getting pegged would be gay.
>>3640187>lap
>>3640226Pretty sure we did vote to get pegged but one guy said to send Brock her way and OP went with it.
>>3640226>>3640235Yeah, you guys are still a bunch of fags.
>>3640226What if we say we were born a man as we leave. Does that bit of retribution make it any better?
>Sit on LapYou cozy up to the Boss. Your [THOT] level shoots up by 2! You begin to enjoy this type of attention. Uh oh. “There ya go, honey. That’s not so bad is it?”Gross, he’s really enjoying this. “The ticket and scope are yours... but what if I told you I could get you anything you want? Anything at all? I’m Boss Rocket, baby. Just start rocking those hips and see where it gets you.”Your [THOTTERY] leads you to consider a darker path. The rewards may be great, but what price will your soul pay?What do?>Grab the stuff and bounce>Dryfuck the old bastard>Write in
>>3640242>>Grab the stuff and bounceOh-uh, point of no return.
>>3640242>Grab the stuff and bounceWe're on a time limit here
>>3640242>Dryfuck the old bastardSure why not?
>>3640242>Grab the stuff and bounceNOPE
We REALLY need our body back.
>>3640242>>Grab the stuff and bounceIts time to bounce baby
>>3640262hopefully, the thot state won't transfer over, also my bad sorry for the accidental namefaggery
>>3640242I mean, he's not that old, and he is pretty rich...
>Grab stuff and bounceYou blue-ball Giovanni, the ultimate Thot maneuver. Looks like the Boss will be playing pocket rocket tonight.What do?>Head back to lavender>Goof around in celadon (write in)>Write in
>>3640283>head back to lavender
>>3640283Back to lavender and try to find ghost joy along the way.
>>3640283>Head back to lavenderTick-tock...
>>3640283>>Goof around in celadon (write in)Go to the Department Store. We still have to go through the whole tower so maybe let's play it safe.
>>3640283>>Head back to lavenderby the way, just did a tally and we are a level 4 [THOT] right now
>>3631808We should get a Charizard.
>>3640304I mean bernie is already a charmeleon so
>Head back to LavenderYou start hustling on back. Behind you, you hear something of a commotion. But you don’t have any time to waste, better get a move on...What do?>...
>>3640309Don't speak to the 1 post ID
>>3640310>hustle faster
>>3640310...ah shit, the good person in me demands that we check it out>check it out
>>3640310GTFO
>>3640310GAMEFREAK BUILDINGEEVEE
>>3640310>don't turn around. Walk slowly ahead.If our body dies, at least we looked cool, and we can always beg Papa Giovanni if we get down on our luck... And he isn't, you know, dead.
>>3640310>hustle back fasterwe can come back to celadon later
>Back at the Game Corner...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U———that’s all for tonight. A CLIFFHANGER, eh?
>>3640351....I am pretty sure I've missed something critical here
>>3640351That's not on our hands. He made his own choices.
>>3640351Such a lust for revenge...
>>3640360>>3639953>>3640016>>3640310The gifs are playing for you, right?
>>3640351WWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOat least he cant recognize us
>>3640372The giovanni one isn't a gif but the other two were
>>3640372yes they are I just have no clue who this pokemon is in relation to the CP
>>3640385read the backlog bitch
>>3640385PC
We should get a blastoise.
>>3640391sorjouner where's the fanart holmes, if you don't cough it up there might be some problems eseThis is a joke
>>3640384ok cool those two are. I only included the other one cause I think it has the only other clue that the facility is being infiltrated.
I just caught up on this quest and Jesus Christ y'all are fucking THOTs. Also, spooky gif
The fan arts
None "eye rape" version for the sensitive
>>3641104>>3641106
>>3641104>>3641106God is dead, God is dead and we killed him!
>>3640137>>3640283So we got the voucher. And that's pretty good. Here are our options, for what we can get, taking into consideration all the Gen 1 prizes.Abra: relatively easy to obtain outside of the casino, not all that expensive we could probably earn or buy the coins ourselves. Teleport is useful, and Alakazam is strong, but he costs like 200 coins only.Clefairy: Already have one. Sort of.Nidorina: Already got a better one.Dratini: Super rare, super strong, starts off with the ol' TWave Wrap combo that was broken in Gen 1 (but we're probably not going that literal.) Obtainable at the Safari Zone, but they're hard to find, we'd probably need the Super Rod. Could replace Magikarp pretty easily.Scyther and Pinsir: Cool as shit and probably strong in this setting, but with incredibly limited movepools in Gen 1. Don't even learn any bug moves.Can find them in the Safari Zone, fairly uncommon.Porygon: Prohibitively expensive otherwise, versatile, can only be obtained here, learns BoltBeam and Recover and all sorts of good shit. Super useful for hacking shit. Basically our only shot at getting him. But would we even use one, though. We'd probably have to kick Stuart off the team, unless we wanted two Normal Types. Horsea: Pretty cool, really fast, but fairly common with a Good or Super Rod. Not worth the coupon.Pikachu: Already have one. By the way we should buy a Thunderstone at the Department Store.Vulpix: Already have a fire type, fairly common.Wigglytuff: I don't think we have a Jigglypuff but it's just not worth the ticket.I'm pretty obviously biased here but I think it comes down to Dratini or Porygon. That or TMs but, those aren't all that important. Dragon Rage, Substitute, and Hyper Beam? Hyper Beam is the only thing there worth considering and even then.Right now the team is Charmeleon, Nidoqueen, Magikarp, Retardicate, Beedrill, and Jynx. Bernie and Dream are absolutely staying in the party. Gurren and Stuart are in for IC reasons but could feasibly be dropped. Oprah is pretty unique and not a bad Pokemon, it'd be good for her to stay but she's definitely droppable. Fishstick should be left at the daycare center no matter what really.Personally I think we ought to drop Stuart or Gurren for Porygon, but that's just me.
>>3640310>>3641164watch the gif
>>3641164HA rip play the gif
Since this is full divergence, I'm going to suggest bringing leaf/green into this story QM. Would give us a different flavor for rivals than just sticking with doucheberry Blue.
>>3641123>>3641143Don't bully me
>>3641106>>3641104
Does anybody have any idea how much our individual [STATS] are?
>>3641104>>3641106<3<3<3>>3641415I have em all written down. I wasn't sure whether to bother posting them but I can add them to the spreadsheet tonight.
>>3641183>>3641222No, I know. The prizes are obtained at a separate building from the casino itself, though. I imagine it survived. I doubt the QM would give us an item like that and then immediately take it away.
>>3641243I know she never showed up in the original game but I think in let's go pilachu and evee she showed up in post game to try and catch mewtwo. Then in pokespe she showed up around celadon city funny enough. But it's up to to RG
>>3641430well I know for sure we have a [THOT] level of 4
>>3640360That Oberyn, the Clayfairy; We captured him at Mount Moon, after throwing a pokeball so hard that he lost a eye. He escaped when we tried to let him at the day care. No idea about the hand and the horn, tougth.
>>3641104>>3641106Beautiful.
>rocket member>thirst for crime>huge thotoh godwe're becoming our mom
>>3641824Oh fukkSeems like the apple does not fall from the tree.
>>3641824we are only a level 4 [THOT] we aren't that far gone...right?
I hope we are, I hope we are stuck this way FOR EVER
>>3641883When we return to our body hopefully all the thotiness will just transfer over to goth joy.
>>3641600>Oberyn The phantom of Oberon.
>>3641919We will never go back
>>3641973yes we are
No, we are not
>>3641914>>3641973>>3642095>t. faggot supreme
>>3641243I second this. It would be fun to have a side quest featuring her.>>3641164I'd be down for having a porygon. Anyhow, we're criminals. Why are we limiting ourselves to six Pokemon anyways?
>>3641973Absolute virgin. Probably love cock so much you'd suck your own dick.
>Head back to LavenderYou scoot your little buns back to Lavender town in record time. Time to get this whole ghost mess settled. If you remember correctly, the last time you saw Joy’s ghost she was heading to the top of Pokemon Tower. What do?>Check on Body>Head to PKMN tower 3F>Write in
>>3642536>Check on Body>Head to PKMN tower 3FLet's make sure it's all good on the way up.
>>3642537support
>>3642536>>Head to PKMN tower 3FWe gotta go GO GO GO
>>3642536>>Check on Body>>Head to PKMN tower 3FI mean, it's only been a few hours at worst, surely it can't have deteriorated that much.
>>3642537supportin
>>3642536>Head to PKMN tower 3F
>Check BodyYou run into the channeler on your way up.She assures you that your body is perfectly fine. Nothing to worry about. What a relief!>Head upYou equip your Silph Scope, which will allow you to battle the Ghosts of pokemon tower. Sweet!What do?>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Seek trainer battle>Look for stairs up>Write in
>>3642617>Look for stairs up
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>3642617>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>3642617......Well at least we'll be a rad skeleton.>>Look for stairs up
>>3642617>>Look for stairs up
>>3642622Don't worry that's a completely unrelated skeleton
>>3642622We're a goo clone anyway
>>3642657....what?!
>>3642661We got eaten by a weird mudman hiker in a cave and woke up outside it like nothing happened, remember?
>>3642665That could be just a Ditto that copied us.
>StairsUgh. More stairs. You seem pretty driven to get to the end of this mess, and there are several more floors in the way.What do?>Cut to the chase, go all the way up>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Seek trainer battle>write in
>>3642689>Cut to the chase, go all the way up
>>3642689>Use Jinx to communicate telepathically with Joy.
>>3642666Our godhand hasn't been glowing since btw.
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>3642689>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>3642702Did we try to use it?
>>3642707Nope. Like any plot thread it was immediately ignored in favor of flirting with Joy.
>>3642715As it is custom.
>>3642702To be fair, we haven’t looked ;o>>3642715wait is this not hookup w/Joy quest?>POKE BREAKAlright, trainer’s gotta train, right?You look around for a pokemon and hot damn it’s a ghastly. This place is filthy with em.What do?>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Throw Pokeball>Write in
>>3642737use our [THOT] powers to seduce the ghastly into joining our party.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3642737>>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)Bernie, Ember. Kind of an oversight to come to the Ghost Type place with only one pokémon who can fight them decently.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3642737>Gurren>Fury Swipes
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3642737>Explain to Ghastly that it wasnt his fault, its been 13 years. Is time to let go... INSIDE THE POKEBALL!
>>3642740
>>3642740fuck it let's do it.
>Seduce GhastlyYou rip open your top and invite Ghastly to spend some time with you.It’s super effective! Ghastly joins the party!Your [THOT] Level skyrockets, and you gain the [SLUT] Trainer class. You clearly get a thrill from using your looks to get what you want. From now on you’ll be compelled to use your body, and more receptive to sexual advances.Roll 1D100 to name Ghastly!What do?>Head upstairs>Write in
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3642789Dad
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3642789OH, fan-fucking-tastic.>Head upstairs
>>3642794I was gonna name it Casper but it was a shit name anyways.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3642789Luigi>Head Upstairs
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>3642789Hornter
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3642789...welp. Nothing for it now.>Roll 1D100 to name Ghastly!Little Death.>>Head upstairs
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>3642789Superfaggot>Head upstairs
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>3642789Thot>Head upstairs
I get the feeling that ghastly won't want to be on our team when we turn back into red
>>3642824Most likely we are doing to have to find and possess a ditto and shapeshift back into our red form.
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3642789If we're going to be a whore then we need to get an arcanine.
>>3642842https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00kI thought this was appropriate at this point
>>3642848I mean that doesn't really apply to us because the only female on our team is Dream I think.
>head upstairsHornter is transferred to BOX1.You walk upstairs with a newfound sway in your step. The channelers are staring.Anyway, you get to the last set of stairs and... zoinks! It’s a g-g-ghost!What do?>Use Silph Scope>Slut it up>Write in
>>3642854>use silph scope
>>3642848Plague of (Totally Not A Furry) Gripes
>>3642854>Use Silph Scope>Sensually.
>>3642852If we can't get our body back Dream won't be only female on the team anymore.>>3642854>>Use Silph Scope
>>3642854>Use Sliph Scope
>>3642854>Use Silph Scope
>>3642854>Use Silph Scope>Point at it and yell Zoinks!
>>3642854>Use Silph Scope>Slut it upwhynotboth.jpeg
>>3642872This but say Jinkies instead.
>Use Silph ScopeYou pull out the Silph Scope, sensually.It reveals itself to be the ghost of a deceased Marowak! A voice booms in your head.“B E G O N E, T H O T!”How rude.What do?>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Throw pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Slut it up>Write in
Also I decided to think about all the Joy's we've met and sort of made a list of where we're at with themJoy#1 (which was pewter I think):Thinks we're dirtJoy#2 Mt. Moon:Slapped her ass and made her bi but really had no other interaction aside from thatJoy#3 Cerulean: Was married but we were on good terms with herJoy#4 Vermillion: Was a NEET but we made her change her ways for the better and formed a real connection with her, probably the closest we've gotten so farJoy#5 (I forget which one this was): Was willing to give us her panties for an insane amount of money but not much elseJoy#6 Lavender: Was goth and liked us when we were a ghost, we're now using her body and becoming more slut likeSo in conclusion, we've really done well with one joy throughout our entire journey
>>3642914>>Throw pokeball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>3642914>Slut it up
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3642914>ALL WOMANS! ARE QUEENS!>Jinx, Ice beam!
>>36429161/6th ain't bad.>>3642919god damn it
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3642914>Bernie emberI don't think I wanna ctach a dead pokemon anyway
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3642914>>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)Dream, Fishstick FASTBALL SPECIAL!Marowak's a MILF not a Dyke.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3642918
>>3642919wrong dice...
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3642914>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)Bernie Ember>Make increasingly obscure references to old Hanna-Barbera
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3642914>>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)Bernie, Ember.
Also isn't this Marowak the mother of a baby cubone. I think we missed that event flag
>>3642938Also if it's a female then I don't think slutting it up would work, adding on top of the previous begone thot comment
>>3642926You go for the fastball special but... fishstick looks different. When did that happen? Oh well.He uses what looks like a water attack, but actually it’s dragon rage because the idiot QM forgot to look up his moveset before drawing the thing.But... Marrowak endures and clubs him right over the head! Good thing Fishtick is a beefy boi now.What do?>Write in pokemon, ATK, Roll 1D10>Slut it up>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3642954>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)Time to enslave mama ghost
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3642954>>Write in pokemon, ATK, Roll 1D10Oh great, we gotta teach him Bubblebeam after this. Fishstick, Dragon Rage.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3642954FishstickWater attack
>>3642957I hate you.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3642954>fishstick any water move he currenty has that will do damage
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3642954>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>>3642954>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>>3642967Don't hate the player hate the game
>>3642973I Can hate both.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3642972
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3642954>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)We must capture that mom. So we can show her child that death will not let it escape its inevitable fate as a living weapon.
>>3642978>>3642957what did I say about dead pokemon cmon guys.
>>3642978Jesus that is dark
>>3642957>>3642978You throw a pokeball, but you fuck it up real bad.Also it’s a ghost, not a pokemon so doing what you did was pretty stupid anyway.The Marrowak crushes up three of your pokeballs.Oh, and he whacks Fishstick on the noggin for good measure.Fishstick is in trouble!What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Slut it up>Write in
>>3643009>>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10Fishstick, Dragon Rage.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3643009>Fishstick dragon rage
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3643013AGH the fucking dice
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3643009>Fishstick>Dragon Rage
>>3643009>>Fishstick dragon rage
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3643025
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3643009Fishstick dragon rage
>Fishstick Dragon RageOk, so not a great first showing. Fishstick gets his lights knocked out by a ghostly bone.What do?>Write in PKM, ATK, Roll 1D10>Slut it up>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3643048Send Bernie, Ember his ass.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3643048>Send Bernie, Ember his ass.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3643048>Send Bernie, Ember his ass.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3643048Bernie. Ember. If we can't have her, she burns.We are now Frollo. Musical number optional.
>>3643051>>3643060Oh wow.
>>3643051>>3643060Bernie blasts a flame so hot it sends that Marowak straight to hell.As its ectoplasm breaks down and its soul is sucked down into the abyss, you hear it curse your name. “I’ll get you for this, i it takes until your own dying breath I’ll get you for this!” It slips further, further...“If she breathes.... Shes a thooooooooot!”It’s finally pulled under into Poke-hell.wow.You win!The path to the top of the tower is clear.What do?>Head to the top>Contemplate the existence of actual pokemon hell>Write in
>>3643107>Head to the topBecause we wanna be.
>>3643107>>Head to the top
>>3643107>Head to the top
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3643107Contemplate existence. Let's lower that Thot score. Rolling to resist urge to selfie.
>>3643107>Head to the Top
>>3643107>>Contemplate the existence of actual pokemon hellI bet it has a lot of cool fire types. We should see if we can go there at some point.
>>3643122>Resist urge to take selfieYou fail miserable. You waste valuable time trying to get the perfect angle.
>>3643150How will [THOT] levels translate if we return to our male body?
>>3643159I want to believe that they'll stay in the Joy body
>>3643122
>>3643162It's either gonna translate into [BRO] levels or [GAY] levels.
>>3643159Who says we're ever getting our body back...?
>>3643150Come to think of it, we could take some naked Joy pics before getting back to our body. I mean, I'm sure those pictures would be useful in the future somehow.I'm worried about the THOT levels, so not sure it's a good idea.
>>3643198Disregard thot levels, acquire blackmail/bartering pics shortly before we get our body back.
>>3643196
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3643196this roll
>>3643202I mean would joy be willing to even give us nudes in the first place?
>>3643207Well, screw it. Let's see if Papa Giovanni is still alive. I bet we can beat the elite four in record time.>Really though, let's go to the top of the tower.
>>3643209Oh wait I misread
>>3643207You fool. You damned fool.
>Head to the topFinally!Up top you find an interesting scene. There’s a disgruntled looking Rocket, and behind him a rather stoic looking old man, probably that Mr. Fuji everyone’s been going on about.And right beside him - bingo! Ghost Joy. You’re going to need her to get out of this smooth, busty body. Looks like you’re going to need to go through the Rocket before anything.What do?>Talk to Rocket>Battle!>Slut it up>Write in
>>3643235>Talk to RocketHey man don't worry, got orders from giovanni to take it from here.
>>3643235>Slut it upIf we can piss Ghost Joy off she'll try and get back in her body, right? Though I guess this is a write-in since it's only ironic sluttery
>>3643235NO TIME!>Slut it up to this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFZjqVnWBhc
>>3643235Guess she likes the old man because he smells of death, huh?Going with this >>3643240
>>3643235>>Talk to Rocket"Some shit is going on back at the quarter we gotta go back asap"
>>3643235>slut it up!>Chazz it up!
>>3643235Talk to him. Say the boss wants him off this tower. He wants him back in Cerudon, and he seemed pissed.
>>3643235>>Talk to Rocket"...do I even want to know what's going on up here?"
Backup planIn the event our body is FUBAR, I propose that we find ourself a ditto possess said Dittio and use it to shapeshift back into our red form.(also have a girl form to take advantage of the [THOT] powers we have gained) this way we don't have to be a ghost for the rest of the quest. this is assuming worsed case scenario of course. so what are your thoughts fellow anons?
>>3643261I'd rather not be a girl at all desu.
>>3643269oh word filters I forgot
>>3643269let's hope our body is fine then
>>3643261My thoughts are that I regret everything.
>>3643261Just be a possessed ditto!>"I'm you from the future. Leave work now! No time to explain!"... Free pokeballs!
>>3643261But anon, if we want to possess a Ditto we just have to find 'our' body.Of course, that's assuming we manage to leave this body at all. Ghost Joy may not cooperate.
>>3643291then we will just have to battle her into submission
>>3643261Be careful what you suggest, if we become a possessed ditto we could fight in pokemon battles with a team of 7, which would be a nasty cheat.Then again battles have been pretty easy so it doesn't matter that much.
>>3643291We still have our body, we wouldn't have a soul if we were a good clone
>>3643291Just act like a valley girl. She's goth, right? Seeing herself in ultimate valley girl mode might just be horrifying enough to shove us out. Then we get 4th level [CHAD] status. I hope.
>Talk to RocketYou speak to the Rocket member in a slutty manner.Your [THOT] Meter is getting dangerously high.“Hey listen, I don’t even know why I’m here. The mission was to... hurt pokemon? Don’t get me wrong I’m all for it, but where’s the profit? This whole thing doesn’t make any sense and this old dildo is giving me the evil eye. I’m getting the fuck out of here. You can uh, join me for a nightcap if you’d like sweetheart.”Nice, he’s out of the way. Your [THOT] level compels you to follow the strange man to the bar...What do?>Follow Rocket>Talk to Fuji & Joy>Write in
>>3643312>Talk to Fuji and Joy
>>3643305that or the [THOT] levels become [TRAP] levels.
>>3643312>>Talk to Fuji & Joy
>>3643312>>Talk to Fuji & Joywe have things to do
>>3643318Oh, that would explain why we were (almost) ok with pegging that one time.
>>3643312Man, did you miss the dialogue where they say they kill Cubone to sell their skulls? I don't know for what reason anyone would buy that but that's what they said.
>>3643312>Follow Rocket
>>3643312>>Talk to Fuji & JoyPlease don't have us start flirting with the old guy.On that note, we should start figuring out how to purge some of our thottery before it stops being funny.
>>3643328No, that's because you're all a bunch of faggots.
>>3643312>Talk to Fuji & Joy
>>3643347I don't think thottery can be purged
>>3643347At this point we just hope that it transfers to joy herself and she responds well to "it's good to be out of your body, but how about we go around back and I go back in?"
>>3643339Yeah I must have missed that entirely. It’s been a while since I’ve played the actual game :o>Talk to Fuji and Joy“Oh hey, thanks for getting rid of that Rocket, young lady. I was trying to give him a stern talking to about hurting pokemon but I think he was just too dumb to listen. The only other problem I’ve got is this ghost keeps trying to fuck me. Doesn’t she know ghosts can’t fuck?”What in the world have you walked into?Using the Silph Scope, you communicate with Joy.“Ughh, this hot old guy won’t put out. He’s so OLD it’s HOT. I really gotta find out how to bump uglies as a ghost!”Jesus christ this is going to be the actual death of you.What do?>Flirt w. Fuji>Demand Joy get back in her body>write in
>>3643357>Okay consider this, if you had a body you'd be able to fuck. I know being a ghost is like your dream but you gotta make some sacrifices to reach salvation
>>3643357>Flirt with Joy>also demand Joy get back in her body
>>3643357>Try and convince her to get back in her body"Yanno, if you went back in this body, you'd probably have a much better chance of 'bumping uglies' with him than as a ghost."
>>3643357>>Demand Joy get back in her body
>>3643357>>Demand Joy get back in her bodyWhy don't you try it with your actual physical body? Just give me back my clothes first tho-
>>3643357There is one thing in this quest which we have always done given opportunity. It hasn't steered us wrong so far. Mostly. So there's really only one choice here.>Flirt with Joy>We need her inside us
>>3643365support
>>3643361>>3643365>>3643368>Suggest she can fuck with a body“What do you think I’m fucking stupid? You just want to get me stuck in a body again. I LIKE BEING A GHOST! If only just a little bit more than I want this old dudes pruned up pecker in my mouth.” Ok, so this won’t be so easy. You’re going to have to find a way to temp Joy back into this body which means... No. Never. Perish the thought. But what if...?What do?>Flirt w/ Fuji>Write in
>>3643357FLIRT WITH THIS OLD MAN SO JOY FLIES BACK INTO HER BODY
>>3643383>>Flirt w/ Fuji
>>3643383>Write inWhy don't we just kill ourselves and go back up the Tower?
>>3643383>Flirt w/ Fuji while looking over at Joy like "this could be you"
>>3643383>Flirt w/ FujiI REALLY don't want to but I don't think we have a choice
>>3643383No other way. Turn on hyper slut.
>>3643389wait I change my mind, I want to stay as goth Joy.A also would liek to argue that our THOT levels are very high and that shouldnt be ignonred OP
>>3643383>Flirt w/ FujiSuggest fucking on top of a grave. I'm sure Ghost Goth Joy would be super jelly of that.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3643383Oh for fucks sake. Our Pokemon managed to fight ghosts before right? Maybe they can push her back into her body. Have Oprah do it, maybe being a psychic will help.
>>3643403Thank goodness.
>>3643403Actually yeah I'll support this why didn't we get the channeler up here with us? She could've carried the body
>>3643403If this doesn't work then we can suggest that we can just kill herself to get back to our body.
>>3643383>>3643403Might as well. If it doesn't work, we won't be much worse off than we are already.
Look at it this way: we went as far as slutting our way through a Secret Rocket Base, almost taking an old man's dick --which probably belonged to our dad-- to grab the Silph Scope, and fight a thot-slaying ghost on our way up here, all so we can get back into our body. Would killing herself help us get there? I don't know but I'm not fucking around when I say I'm desperate enough to find out.
>>3643403fuck it i'm in
>Flirt with Fuji“Is that a Poke Flute in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” you ask him.“Oh, oh my young lady. Well, actually it IS a poke flute. But you’re free to check my other pocket...”Ghost joy looks jealous! But your [THOT] levels are critical! one more skankass move and you could be upgraded to [HO] !What do?>See what’s in his other pocket>Sloppy makeout>Invite him out to a nice dinner>Write in
>>3643434>one more skankass move and you could be upgraded to [HO]FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>3643434>>See what’s in his other pocketYES OP, PUNISH US FOR ABUSING JOYS HOT BODY
>>3643434>See what’s in his other pocket
>>3643434>How about we take a walk back to your place and we'll take a lookI'm trying to delay this as long as possible
>>3643434>See what’s in his other pocketJealousy is a powerful motivator. The thot levels will probably go away when she repossesses her body.Right?
>>3643434>>Invite him out to a nice dinner
>>3643434>Sloppy makeout
>See what’s in his other pocketWith an eye on ghost joy, you lean in to the old man. He smells like muscle rub and farts, and that’s so hot to you. Wait, what? Oh no....Your [THOT GAUGE] has gone criticalYou reach into his free pocket and find...Well, what did you expect? It’s a hard old dick.You were a girl for less than a day and you’re already a [HO]. It’s a sad thing, but I guess that’s how your story ends...
>>3643481this is why we should have voted for dinner.
>>3643481
>>3643481THIS WAS THE MOST BULLSHIT ENDING TO THIS STORY
>leave for a bit>see >>3643481>mfw>>3643484No, you should have voted for the kiss. Do you even know how teasing works?
>>3643481So it's finally happened.We've finally become our mother.
>>3643481THIS IS ALL YOU'RE FUCKING FAULT, ANON!
>>3643481lmao
>>3643481>RESTART FROM CHECKPOINTplease
FUCKINGGAYS
>>3643494It's fine, it's just the evil ditto clone that became a slut.
>>3643491hey I'm not the one that went for the obvious dick
>>3643510THAT WASN'T THE EVIL DITTO CLONE IT HAD OUR SOUL. IF IT WAS A DITTO IT WAS HAVE A DITTO SOUL
>>3643481Fucking based
>>3643481Golden End achieved
>>3643510And so we awaken, in the process of being digested by a ditto.This was a fun quest while it lasted. OP, I hope you shitpost at us again some day. You have talent.
So this is how our journey ends. Not with a bang but with an "Aahn~"...
I'm the angriest man that ever lived
Sounds about right for sluttery to lead to the slut end.
>>3643533I WANTED THE MOM END, DAMNIT
>>3643481ALL YOU FUCKERS HAD TO DO WAS NOT BE A SLUT
>JKLoosen up, it’s just a dick.And anyway, you’ve managed to make Joy so jealous that she pops back into her body!You’re a ghost again!Looks like something exceptionally gross is about to happen in this room.What do?>Watch>GET BACK. TO YOUR FUCKING. BODY. IDIOT.>Write in
>>3643541>>GET BACK. TO YOUR FUCKING. BODY. IDIOT.
>>3643541ok cool I can stop pretending to be mad now. >GET BACK. TO YOUR FUCKING. BODY. IDIOT.
>>3643541>>GET BACK. TO YOUR FUCKING. BODY. IDIOT.GO GO GO GO, before anything else can go wrong
>>3643541>GET BACK. TO YOUR FUCKING. BODY. IDIOT.
>>3643541>GET BACK. TO YOUR FUCKING. BODY. IDIOT.time to gain a few levels in [REPRESSION]
>>3643541>Go to Celadon and possess the gym leader.
>>3643541>>GET BACK. TO YOUR FUCKING. BODY. IDIOT.We have almost bad-ended TWICE already. Let's not go for a third
>>3643541make sure to take our items with us
>>3643541>>GET BACK. TO YOUR FUCKING. BODY. IDIOT.Goddammit, I had a reaction pic I wanted to post.
>>3643541GET BACK TO YOUR FUCKING BODY YOU STANK ASS HOE!
>>3643541>Write inWonder about those thot levels you had
>>3643562WE CAN DO THAT LATER
>>3643541>>GET BACK. TO YOUR FUCKING. BODY. THOT.
>>3643541>>Watch
>>3643574this motherfucker
>Back 2 BodyYou head downstairs and check with the Channeler. “Oh yeah, it’s right over there. No, past the skeleton you dork.”What do?>We back Bay BEEEEE
>>3643577>possess spooky skeleton
>>3643579+1
>>3643577>>We back Bay BEEEEEFollowed by>Remember you gave your clothes to goth joy('s body)
>>3643577>>We back Bay BEEEEE
>>3643579NO FUCK YOU>>3643577>return to our body
Here's hoping Stuart doesn't mind looking...
>>3643577return to body and remember joy has all our stuff
>>3643577Check hand
>>3643577>return to body
>>3643574Curse the overwhelming pull of democracy>BACKAlright, you’re back! Now to go about getting less naked. And your stuff back.———But all that is gonna have to wait til next time because I’m going to sleep.Not gonna lie, I was tempted to leave it at a BAD END because that would be funny to me.
>>3643594Before you go... What did our THOT levels translate into?
>>3643594Sleep well and thank you for your mercy
>>3643599u a ho now
>>3643601F
>>3643605>>3643610>>3643612HO-ever the way it effects your young man brain isn't quite the same as it effects your Joy brain.Joy brain liked dead things and old men. Your brain likes things like Joy and Mom. Oh, you gain an [OEDIPUS] Level.Goodnight!
>>3643601[english][translated][feminization][crossdressing][mind break][double penetration]Good, rot the goyems minds and break their civilization.
>>3643622Honestly our mom obviously likes us and we're on the fast track to liking her so if ex-NEET joy doesn't work out we'll at least have that to fall back on.
>>3643641A-anon, I wanted Leaf in the quest but not like this...
What the fuck did I just catch up to.COULD YOU FUCKERS NOT HAVE GONE FULL SLUT? DID WE REALLY TAKE DICK OR WAS THAT JUST A BAD END?ALL JOY ASKED US, ALL SHE ASKED US WAS NOT TO GE A DISEASE, COULD YOU NOT FUCKING MANAGE THAT.
>>3643622Goddammit no, [OEDIPUS] NO.
>>3643765This is the same Quest where a bunch of gaybois dogpiled a vote, out of nowhere, to get pegged like the masochistic fags they are.
They can go "It was ironic, haha!", but they know that's not true.
>>3643775You all have to live with your sins.
>>3643787oh im livin it
>>3643737I too wanted leaf but if this is how it must be done then fuck it. Take it you degenerates.
>>3643765What exactly did you expect from 4channers?
>this thread
>>3643767[OEDIPUS] YES
Wait so will there be a place that we can buy or at least wear new clothes. Those have pretty much outlived their usefulness
>Find clothesFortunately for you, Fuji and Joy make their way down the tower pretty quickly. She drops off your bag, and the old man drops a POKE FLUTE out of his pocket. “Thanks for everything, kid. This old ass man is gonna take me home and blow my back out now.. See ya!” Good for them. You get dressed in your old clothes, sans your jacket which you’re pretty sure has some stains that aren’t going to come out in the wash. She can keep it.You’re a free man again, time to get on with that pokemon Journey!You have some unfinished business in Celadon, so why not head there?What do?>Poke Center>Poke Mart>Department Store>Poke Mansion>Game Corner>Gym>Write in
>>3645777>pokemon mansion
>>3645777>Game CornerBut the separate prizeclaim building.
>>3645777>Department Store
Department Store, we need another jacket
>>3645777>>Department StoreLet's get a new jacket...
>>3645777>Department StoreWe can hit up the poke center after this
>>3645781This
pokemansion
>>3645800support
>>3645777>>Poke Centerwe can rob it since joy is out.
>>3645868Wait what, was the celadon joy out when we got here earlier?
>>3645877I'm talking about this joys pokecenter
>>3645883Oh as in Lavender town joy okay
>Dept StoreHot dang, it’s the biggest shopping center in Kanto!The have everything you need (And more!)Where Shop?>Service Counter>Trainer’s Market>TV / Game Shop>Wiseman Gifts>Drugstore>Apparel>Rooftop>Write in——To keep things easy, check this page (Gen 1 only)for what we can buy on each floor. Apparel will be some custom stuff if we decide to go there.https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Celadon_Department_Store
>>3645903>Apparel first things first, we gotta look cool again
>>3645903>ApparelPrime directive is to get our fuckin jacket.
>>3645903>ApparelSHOPPING MONTAGE
>>3645903>Service Counter>Flirt with the attendant
Damn, they’ve really got everything here.What do you even want to look at?>Jackets>Shirts>Pants>Hats>Accessories>Write in
>>3646015>Jackets>Accessories
>>3646015>Jackets
>>3646015>Jackets>Shirts
>>3646018Supporting
>>3646018>Jackets>Accessories
>>3646018>>Jackets>>Accessoriessupport
>>3646015>Jackets>AccessoriesDefinitely not picking hats, it's PKMN Quest not TF2 Quest
>JacketSo many to choose from.Looks like you can get a version of your old one for cheap. Guess you were wearing last season’s fashion.What buy?>A>B>C>D>None
>>3646094>D
>>3646094>3 A'sSo we've got back ups for the same price as one of the others
>>3646094A
>>3646094>>CThis one looks very Advanced Generation/XY&Z
>>3646094Alove the cut off arms
Actually, C looks cool.
>>3646094>C
>>3646094Im for D
>>3646094changing to support D
>>3646094A or C is fine
>CLooks like C is the winner. Sweet.What buy next?>Pants>Hats>Accessories>Write in
>>3646298>>Hats
>>3646298>>Accessoriesapparently we x/y now or alternatively splatoonFASHION
>>3646298>>Accessorieswe must have all the swag, ALL OF IT!
>>3646298>Hats
>>3646298>HatsFuck it, lets see what we can upgrade to
>>3646298>Write inBelts, you want to be a man right?
>>3646298>lets stop wasting time on being gay and lets check the rooftop for anything interesting. Then pokemansion
>>3646298>Check our godhandPlease? I just want to know if we're a goo clone ffs
>>3646298>Accessories
>>3646398Yes please.
>>3646398>Find out we're a clone>Quest stops being about being the best like no one ever was and turns into a philosophical debate about the nature of man and whether a clone having the same memories, mannerisms and life experiences as the original makes it the same person
>>3646398Who says our clone wouldn't have a magic hand too?
>>3646421that is simple we are red just a different version of red.
>>3646434>We start wearing our clothes backwards and refer to ourself as Der
>hatSo many hats to choose from.What hat?>Write in favorite hat, pick 1>No hat>Write in
>>3646443Honestly I like A and B the most.
>>3646443>JMy fucking sides
>>3646456>>3646443I'll go with A
>>3646443A, but also J
>>3646467The purpose of this quest is to get women not drive them away. Oh and catch pokemon too
>>3646443>I
>>3646480That's your purpose, and you're failing it.
>>3646486You seem really upset about something, do you wanna talk about it
>>3646443>A
>>3646489No, I'm good.
>>3646480>implying J isn't our normie filter
>>3646443A
>>3646515I mean I think the only Joy that would even slightly get it is Vermillion Joy
>>3646530And that's why she's best girl
>>3646582correct
>>3646443A, but buy J as well
>Pick hatObviously you pick the Ahegao hat. But you’re a smart boy, and you also grab the Pokeball hat for stealth mode around normies.You gain 1 [AUTISM] Level.Want to buy anything else in clothes?>Pants>Accessories>Go to other store (Write in)>Write in
>>3646638>>Pants
>>3646638>>Accessorieswe need to become a FASHION QUEEEN
>>3646638>Accessories
>>3646638>AccessoriesHopefully we don't forget what we picked up like our AVIATOR SHADES and our CHUNK OF PSYCHIC BUILDING
>AccesoriesOh the OPTIONSWhat buy?>Write in choice>None of it>Shop elsewhere (Write in)
>>3646740>H
>>3646740Intellectuals will vote for >A
>>3646740A and H
>>3646740>B,E
>>3646756I'll support this actually. I want it to be a gag that when we put the glasses on we get normal eyes instead of ditto ones
>>3646740>f how can we not buy that
This got stupid.Dress up is for mentally ill trannies and girls.
>>3646781caring about your appearance is healthy, anon
>>3646781It's like you don't want to make yourself look cooler or something.
>>3646781>>3646786>>3646795Well lets not spend all our money. We can buy evolution stones for our pokemon too
>>3646786Amen brother, you can only make a first impression once.
>Lookin goodHell yes. Double choice coming up:1: Where shop next?>Write in Store2: Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] Compels you to just walk away with the stuff, even though you have plenty of cash. What do?>Shoplift (Roll 1D10)>Pay
>>3646740I wanna go CFor mega crime time
>>3646816Dang itToo late>>3646810I say we pay
>>3646810>Swap ahegao hat for Pokeball hat >remove glassesalso>Where shop next Wiseman Gifts sounds cool>Pay might as well
>>3646810>>Paywe must try to be better.
>>3646810>explain to cashier you will pay at floor where they sell evolution stones>get one of each stone and explain you want to return your hat and will pay at the previous floor once youve exchanged it(lie)>take elevator to first floor and walk out.>use koffing(if we have him) if needed.
>>3646829This.
>>3646810dice+1d10 shoplifting is rad
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3646844FUCK I DIDN'T PUT IT IN OPTIONS
>>3646810>Pay
