Sixteen years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day the Saiyans have more than earned their title of warrior race. proving their might as Freeza’s most powerful soldiers, annexing hundreds of worlds in the name of Emperor Freeza. After the now-legendary Siege of New Salda broke the might of the Covenant’s empire, none have dared to openly challenge the PTO’s military superiority. Many systems have fallen in line, dozens upon dozens of worlds surrendering without a fight. Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 747. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 6,700,800, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, husband and mate to Meloka, father of many, champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, and as “The Dragon of New Salda” you are the unbroken symbol of the PTO’s might across the stars. But for now peace has come to the Saiyan race, unlike any they’ve ever known. But how long will this hard-earned peace last?Character Sheet, powerlevels, and other pastebins: https://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute votes, 3 votes minimum to proceed>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of 3 wins>If any two roll posts are within the same second, they will be counted as one roll and I’ll take the higher number(s)>When votes are given, DO NOT pick every option. Pick -ONE- option, unless stated otherwise>Crits are nat 100, unless otherwise noted(a 99 may net you an extra bonus)>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes the DC, OR two 1s are rolled>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in a catastrophic crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can and will be shut down at my discretion>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any reason whatsoever>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: The Price of Peacehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-QLl5qjLg
>>3612473Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:Lord Slug’s forces invaded New Salda, and despite the invaders receiving help from a mysterious time traveler, they and their planet-drinking tree were destroyed by the combined might of the Saiyans. Despite taking yet another deep wound to the chest Karn survived, albeit with even more scarring. After that skirmish, due to the tree draining the ki from everyone on the planet, the former Guardian finally passed on, surrounded by his students old and new. Vanishing as if he never was, the ancient master of a near-forgotten order left behind his teachings, and Raven the inheritor of his position as Guardian of New Salda. One week has since passed, daily life resuming for the Saiyans. And as we rejoin Karn in his ship’s mess, the family is just now finishing breakfast.“So what are you all gonna do today?” you ask your children, Chaya speaking up first.“I got an interview today.” she says happily, leaning back and belching. “Then I get to fight a couple challengers in my arena.”“Good luck kiddo, I’ll be cheering you on.” you say, Chaya running off to get ready.“Megumin and I are gonna practice our Explosions some more.” Chilli says, the young mage beside him nodding excitedly. She seems to spend more time with him than with Chaya these days, but that’s probably due to them sharing their interest in special techniques. “This time we’re gonna get more than a hundred points!”“And what about you two?” Meloka asks the twins, Tatsu and Tomi already getting up.“We’re gonna go see grandpa!” they say together. “We’re gonna go be big scary Oozaru again!”“Haha be careful.” Meloka says with a chuckle. “And have fun you two.”“We will!” they say, rushing from the Mess Hall on your ship as Meloka turns to you.“What about you hun?” she asks. “Anything special planned for today?”Well?>Visit with Raven, see how she’s doing and how the Katchin tablets are coming along>Check up on King Vegeta, see how he’s getting along after the battle>Go to Dreadzone with Chaya, it’s been awhile since you watched one of her fights as Champion>Go to the hospital, get your heavily-scarred chest inspected and see what they say>Visit with the scientists, see what new tools or madness they’ve cooked up>Other?(write in)30 minute voteCan’t go with Chilli and Megumin, as that would break the timeline.
>>3612477>Check up on King Vegeta, see how he’s getting along after the battlehe lost his battle uncles and is probably bottling it up
>>3612477>>Check up on King Vegeta, see how he’s getting along after the battleWe also need to consult him on new Royal Guard candidates if possible.
>>3612515>>3612518Check up on King Vegeta wins it, roll me a d100DC 40
Rolled 79 (1d100)>>3612547dad time
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3612547
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>3612547
>>3612579>>3612581>>361258579/100. Success, writing. He can’t fool you.
>>3612477“It’s been a few days, I’m gonna check up on Vegeta.” you say, Jim quickly clearing the dozens of platters off the table. “You coming too?”“Nah, I promised Tunnip I’d help her with something.” Meloka says, your wife kissing you before getting up. “Make sure he’s ok.”“I will.” you say, turning to the other two kids present. “What about you two?”“I’m goin’ to train.” Broly says, getting up. He’s been more quiet than usual, Chilli having told you what happened with that Time Breaker Freeza. You’ll need to talk with him about this sometime, but for now you’re more worried about King Vegeta. He lost all members of the Royal Guard who’d come with him to fight Slug’s minions, and knowing him he’s probably taking it poorly.“Be careful.” you tell him, Broly leaving without another word. You then turn to Caulifla, who’s looking up to you expectantly. “And what about you kiddo?”“I wanna go with you.” she says excitedly, you chuckling and ruffling her hair. “Can I?”“Sure thing.” you say, standing up from the table. “Let’s go.”“YAAAAAAY!!” she says excitedly, leaping up and hanging onto your shoulders. “Let’s go!”“Alright, alright.” you say, chuckling. Leaving your ship behind you take off, Caulifla sitting on your back as you fly. The trip is short, it taking you less than a minute to reach the palace. Landing outside the main entrance, you nod to the guards, saluting. “Is the king in?”“Down in his private training room.” the bearded guard with a scar over his right eye says, then leans in, whispering. “He’s been in there for two days straight now, people are starting to talk. He listens to you, could you talk with him?”“That’s why I’m here.” you say, marching past the guard and into the depths of the palace. You walk the familiar path to his advanced Gravity Chamber, nodding to the solemn guards you pass on your way until you finally arrive, greeted with an odd sight. The young Zoldyck assassin isn’t inside the chamber with him, knocking on the door“Emilia?” you ask, the young woman turning around surprised.“Karn?” she asks, startled. “What’re you doing here?”“I was coming to see Vegeta.” you say, sighing out. “But it seems like he’s not opening up.”“He’s been in there for days now.” she says, rubbing her arm. “He hasn’t come out yet. I’m getting worried about him.”cont
>>3612685“Don’t worry, I’ll go in and talk with him.” you say, putting your two fingers to your forehead, and focusing on Vegeta’s ki. Caulifla, can you wait here with Emilia?”“Okaaaay.” she says, reluctantly getting off. From the readout you can see he’s at well over 70x New Salda’s Gravity. Caulifla’s tough, but that’s way more than she can handle. Once she’s no longer touching you, you focus on King Vegeta’s ki. It takes you a few moments, focusing your mind before teleporting. One moment you’re outside his training room, and the next you’re inside. The gravity is intense, nearly buckling your knees as you appear.“Damn, he’s been in this for two days?” you think to yourself, as you see Vegeta struggling.“D-Dammit!” he says, the young king trying to push himself upright. He’s in rough shape, body trembling and beat all to hell. Just how hard has he been pushing himself in here? “No-Not yet. I’m not. Done. Yet.”“Hey Vegeta, you okay?” you ask, your king flinching so hard when hearing you he falls flat on his face. As he struggles to get up, you walk over to the controls, shutting the chamber down then turning back to your king. He’s slowly pushing himself up, chest heaving. “What’s going on?”“Nothing.” he says, not looking at you. But you’ve known him for long enough to know when he’s trying to act tough.“C’mon Vegeta, you can’t fool me.” you say, sitting across from him as he pushes himself up. “I’ve known you for too long now for that. What’s wrong?”“It’s just, it’s all my fault!” he shouts, abruptly slamming a fist into the floor. His strike noticeably dents the metal floor, as Vegeta strikes it over and over. “They’re dead and it’s all my fault! If I had been stronger, or not taken them along, they’d all still be alive! My Guard’s lives were taken, and for what! Some damn time traveling asshole’s enjoyment? Dammit! Dammit dammit dammit!!”As he strikes the ground over and over helplessly, your mind flashes back to when you’d been in much the same situation. You remember when that demon Demongo had tortured Leyas and Sarada, driving you over the edge. If it wasn’t for Ubo, you aren’t quite sure what would have happened to you.But what now?>It’s not his fault, their deaths are all that bastard Fu’s fault>Just grab Vegeta and hold him to you. Words aren’t gonna help him right now>”You can’t blame yourself for what happened. You didn’t kill them after all.”>We need to train the Royal Guard to be stronger; as they are now they’re a liability.>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3612810>Just grab Vegeta and hold him to you. >We need to train the Royal Guard to be stronger; as they are now they’re a liability.
>>3612810>>It’s not his fault, their deaths are all that bastard Fu’s fault
>>3612810damn those suggestions are kinda weak>Put an arm on his shoulder "They were glad to give their lives for their king, it was an honorable death">We need to train the Royal Guard to be stronger, and the requirement for recruitment has to be being able to go False Super Saiyan
>>3612810Fu killed them, not you. You did what you could, and now you need to think towards the future. Be the strongest you can be, and if that's still not enough you'll always have us to rely on. We're your family. We're here if you need our help, vegeta. Never forget that you can call on us.
>>3612810>It’s not his fault, their deaths are all that bastard Fu’s fault>We need to train the Royal Guard to be stronger; as they are now they’re a liability.
>>3612810>>We need to train the Royal Guard to be stronger; as they are now they’re a liability.
>>3612819>>3612843>>3612851>>3612857>>3612872>>3612888Train the guard, Fu’s fault, and write ins win. Writing.>>3612851>damn those suggestions are kinda weakBecause I wanted write ins for this
>>3612896reee, Hugging him is good enough.
>>3612896I'd have written something in if I wasn't voting between breaks at work.>inb4 wagie wagie get back in your cagie
>>3612896I want to hug the vegeta.
>>3613081In the same boat.
>>3613081wagie wagie get back in your cagie~~~
>>3612810“Vegeta...” you mutter. You know what he’s going through, having gone through something similar yourself. You walk over to the king, kneeling beside him and throwing an arm over his shoulders. “Those men chose to be your Royal Guard, only volunteers are allowed to join. And they were glad to give their lives for their king, it was an honorable death. They died to keep you alive Vegeta.”“But it’s my duty to protect them!” he shouts, angrily. “I’m the king, I’m supposed to protect my subjects!”“But that is their role, my king.” you say, pattinng him twice on the back. “Their job is to keep you alive, so you can continue leading everyone. That said, I think their training needs a dramatic change.”“Changed?” he asks, turning and looking to you. You can see he’s been crying, for how long you’re not sure. “What do you mean?”“They may be some of the strongest non-Super Saiyans on the planet, but that’s exactly it.” you say, letting Vegeta go and returning to sitting across from him. “Super Saiyans are on a completely different level than normal Saiyans, no matter how much they train. And without Super Saiyans in the guard, after a certain point they can only get in the way.”“On that, I can’t agree more. And during that fight, one of my guardsmen did. Kaper did it, she transformed.” he says, you seeing a hint of a smile on his face for a moment before his expression darkens. “But those demon-enhanced soldiers were too much for her, and she was killed with my other guards. She never got the chance to realize her true power.”“Then I think it’s time we fixed this.” you say, telling Vegeta of your plan with the Katchin tablets Raven is working on. You discuss having instructions for going Super Saiyan made of the indestructible material. Vegeta clearly enjoys the idea, and as the two of you discuss it he rises unsteadily to his feet.“This is it. This is how we’l-“ he says, before swaying, falling backwards. You move, dashing and catching the king before he drops to the ground. Looking down you see he’s already unconscious, chuckling as you carry him to the door. Unlocking and opening it, you see the worried faces of the Guard, Emilia, and Caulifla.“Daddy!” she says, excited to see you until she notices the king. “Is King Vegeta okay?”cont
>>3613129“He’s fine kiddo.” you say, Emilia transforming up and carrying the sleeping king. “He’s just had a bad couple days, he needs to catch up on his sleep.”“Oh, okay.” your daughter says, quickly climbing back up you and sitting on your shoulders as the two guards follow Emilia and their king out. “So he’s asleep, what now?”“Well, I think-“ you say, before the comm line on your scouter comes to life.“General Karn, are you there?” a familiar voice, the comms tech Beetz asks.“Go for Karn.” you say, instantly on alert. “What’s going on?”“Umm, I’ve got a call for you.” she says. “A ‘Mr. Joestar’ wants to speak with you, says it’s urgent that he speaks with you.”Well?>Have Beetz send the call directly to your scouter>Telepathically reach out to the old Joestar, see what he wants>Tell her you’ll be right there, fly to comms and see what he wants>Tell her you’re busy, and will call him back later>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3613208>Telepathically reach out to the old Joestar, see what he wants
>>3613208>>Telepathically reach out to the old Joestar, see what he wantsIs this we’re we find out Kars is still alive?
>>3613222>Is this we’re we find out Kars is still alive?Would be quite out of left field, wouldn’t it?
>>3613215>>3613222>>3613223Telepathically reach out to the old Joestar, see what he wants wins it. Writing.
>>3613208“Don’t worry about it, I’ll reach out to him myself, thank you Beetz.” you tell her, closing your eyes. Reaching out with your mind you find the wily old man, and think out to him. “Hey, Joseph Joestar, can you hear me?”“Karn? I’ll be damned, it is you!” Joseph replies. “Either that, or I’m finally losing my mind.”“You’ve always been crazy old man.” you say back. “But this is the first time you’ve called here, what’s going on?”“We’re in a real bad spot out here.” he informs you. “We were headed on our way back to your planet, but something attacked our ship.”“Attacked?” you say startled, then resume telepathically speaking. “Attacked by what?”“We’re not sure.” he tells you, you getting a bad feeling about this. “But three dark lances pierced our ship’s hull. Thankfully they kept the ship airtight, but some sort of dark-skinned creatures with acidic blood are now roaming the ship. Jotaro and Polnareff have both been injured, at this rate we won’t make it the last day’s travel. We need help.”“I’ll be there.” you reply, rushing from the depths of the king’s fortress as Caulifla screams in fear and also excitement. It only takes moments, you moving full-speed from the palace.“What’s goin’ on?” Caulifla asks as you set your daughter down.“It’s the Joestars.” you say, not trying to hide your worry. “They’re under attack, I have to go help them-““I’m going too!” she says suddenly, you starting in surprise and turning to your daughter. She looks surprisingly determined, Triumph perched on her shoulders.“What?” you ask, more caught off-guard by her sudden determination than anything. “Caulifla?”“You said he’d help me with my Stand!” she says, stomping a foot hard enough to crack the ground beneath both of your feet. “So I gotta help him!”While you’re glad she wants to help, the Hive aren’t known for their mercy. You still remember fighting their kind, and how they almost killed Meloka. If they’re somehow strong enough to take Jotaro down, this could be extremely dangerous. And the last thing you want is your little girl to wind up hurt. But as you look down at her, a determined gleam in her eyes she inherited from her mother, can you really keep her from this fight?Well?>Take her with you, she can hold her own>Leave her here, this is just too dangerousAnd how will you get there?>Try Instant Transmission again, can get there near-instantly if it succeeds>Go Super Saiyan, dash from New Salda to the Joestars as fast as you possibly can>Form an airtight Barrier around you both and fly to his ship, takes the longest but guarantees arrival>Other?(write in)
>>3613457>Leave her here, this is just too dangerous>Instant Transmission
>>3613457>>Take her with you, she can hold her own>>Try Instant Transmission again, can get there near-instantly if it succeedsOur little girl isn't weak, neither is her stand, but Jotaro and Polnareff are down. If Triumph can heal them this will be alot easier.
>>3613499>>3613467Also tell meloka.
>>3613466>>3613467>>3613499>>3613503Take her with you and Instant Transmission wins it, as well as letting Meloka know. Roll me a 2d100.First DC 60
Rolled 4, 34 = 38 (2d100)>>3613533Well here goes nothing.
>>3613533>>3613540Weak. This is how you roll.
Rolled 94, 69 = 163 (2d100)>>3613533
Rolled 79, 29 = 108 (2d100)Not. One. Word.
>>3613560Your rolling is weak old man.
Rolled 89, 46, 38, 80, 26, 19 = 298 (6d100)>>3613540>>3613556>>361356094/100, 69/100. Two successes, writing.
Sorry for the delay, next update will be another 20-30minutes before it’s finished
>GD posted again I wonder what Jospeh is- >>3613457>>3613533I leave this quest alone for 1 hour and you are taking our daughter to fight XENOMORPHS WITH FUCKING STANDS!!! there is at least a 15% of this ending up with XENOMORPHS THAT CAN DESTROY PLANETS!!!
>>3613457>>3613457If she’s determined to go, you’re not going to stop her. And if she can meet up with and heal Jotaro, as well as whoever that Polnareff Joestar spoke of mentioned, it will give you all much better odds of survival. But before you go, you’d better tell her mother.“Hey Meloka, Caulifla and I are headed out.” you think to her. “It’s the Joestars, they’re having some trouble with the Hive.”“You take good care of her.” Meloka tells you simply.“Always.” you reply, then turn to your daughter. “Alright Caulifla. Ready to go?”“Really?” she shouts excitedly. “I’m ready!”“Ok, then hold on tight.” you say, putting two fingers to your forehead, focusing. You expand your ki senses, at first not able to sense anything beyond New Salda. But after several seconds you feel it, the small but familiar kis of Joseph and Jotaro, as well as more than another dozen unfamiliar ki signatures. “Let’s go.”You focus on Joseph Joestar’s ki signature, and it takes several seconds before you again use Instant Transmission. You and your daughter leave New Salda, one moment on your planet and the next appearing by the old Stand user.“OOOOH MMYYYYYY GOOOOOO-Karn? Get down! Hermit Purple!!” Joseph shouts, instantly activating his own Stand. You grab Caulifla and drop to the floor, his purple tendrils shooting out over your head. As you drop down you twist, seeing his Stand’s tendrils wrapping up a Hive drone and tying it helplessly to a nearby pipe. “Haaaa. Boy am I relieved to see you. If you would do the honors?”“Caulifla, you wanna show him?” you ask your daughter, who nods excitedly.“Go Triumph!” she shouts, her Stand screeching as it materializes above her. “Get it!”“KEEEEEEEEE!!” Triumph screeches, breathing a blast of fire onto the Hiveling and toasting it. You and the surprised Joestar watch Triumph’s flames cook the drone alive, carapace splitting open as your daughter cooks it alive.“H-Her Stand...” Joseph mutters, staring wide-eyed at her and Triumph.“Something wrong?” you ask, Joseph recovering after a moment and wiping his face tiredly.“No, it’s nothing.” he says, kneeling by your daughter and putting on a smile. “Hello little one. My name is Joseph Joestar.”“Hello.” she says with a smile, then remembering her manners gives a Saiyan salute. “My name is Caulifla, and this is Triumph!”“Keeeeee!” her Stand caws again, Joestar putting a hand to his chin.“Triumph, huh.” he mutters, then smiles again, re-conjuring his Stand around his right hand and forearm. “A very fitting name. This is my Stand, Hermit Purple. It is very nice to meet you, Caulifla. It seems you’ve figured much about your Stand since your father and I talked.”“Speaking of.” you say, drawing the old man’s attention. “Where’s Jotaro?”cont
>>3613857>H-Her Stand...oh, right, firebird probably made him rember magicans red.
>>3613857Yo don't xenomorphs fucking explode when you cook them? Something about pressurized acid blood or something? Or is that some niche shit from some other lore?
>>3613901I think that's just common sense that their exoskeleton would buckle under the rising internal pressure while being roasted...which it kinda did if you reread the post.
>>3613857“He and Polnareff are both stored in the escape pod.” he says, rising slowly to his feet. You notice the old man’s in rough shape, and even his mechanical left hand is broken beyond use. “These bastards’ blood got all over them, they’re lucky to be alive.”“Don’t worry, I’ll fix them up!” Caulifla says, directing her Stand to Joseph. “But first I gotta fix you up first. Hold still.”“Fix me? But wha-“ he says confused, freezing when her Stand’s tears begin dripping onto his worst wounds. He watches in shock as his wounds heal themselves, yet Caulifla’s watching his left hand with even more surprise.“Why isn’t it working?!” she says confused, grabbing his mechanical hand concerned. “It’s supposed to heal you! Why doesn’t it work?”“Because it’s not my real hand.” he says, pulling his glove off. “See? It’s mechanical.”“Wooooaaaaaah!” she says, eyes sparkling. “So cool!”Suddenly your instincts scream at you, warning you of imminent danger. Twisting, gathering your ki into your fist and slamming it into the pouncing Hiveling. Your ki explodes, blasting the being across the hall and sending it slamming into the far wall. It pops on impact, sending it’s acidic blood spraying over the entire wall. It melts in seconds, revealing another surprised trio of the creatures.“We can’t stay here are they?” you ask, flaring your aura up. “Caulifla and Triumph can get the others back on their feet. Which way?”“Follow me.” he says, Hermit Purple’s tendrils wrapping around your daughter and lifting her into his arms. “Keep Triumph out, and ready. If any more appear I’ll restrain them, then you cook them, got it?”“Okay!” Caulifla says happily, Triumph “Keeeeee”ing as well. “Foooorwaaard march!”“Karn, can you watch out backs?” he asks you.“Yeah, I can handle them.” you reply, cracking your knuckles as you flash up into your green-aura’d Super Saiyan form. >roll me a 3d100First DC 55
Rolled 48, 29, 31 = 108 (3d100)>>3613948
Rolled 7, 36, 1 = 44 (3d100)>>3613948YEET
Why? Why is it that only in this thread that my luck is absolute dog shit? Roll fine everywhere else on this site but not here. I'm done.
>>3613943No I mean explode. Not rupture. Like a violent detonation. Shit man now I'm gonna go read wikis and shit to try and figure it out cause it's bugging me.
Rolled 98, 61, 72 = 231 (3d100)>>3613948
>>3613901I highly doubt their bodies are that well sealed, or under pressure enough for that. Sufficient heat to vaporize their blood would also burn away soft tissues, meaning they'd basically melt before they explode.
>>3613953>>361395748/100, 36/100, 1/100.Oh. This is bad. This is very->>361397698/100, 61/100, 72/100Clutch roll saved you all, that could have gone very, very bad. Writing.
>>3613990Bruh please tell me you were at least gonna spare Caulifla the acid and have Karn take the brunt of it.You can't let our little girl get disfigured on her first mission.
>>3613969>>3613983Found it. It's from that AVP rts from way back when on the PS2. The runners explode when you hit them with the flamethrower. U right. Otherwise they're apparently super resilient to heat or lack thereof.
What happens if we make Xenomorph Saibamen? Could they beat our Saibachildren? Also Could our Saibachildren have a stand? a magma stand?
>>3614089I'm sure anything's possible if the arrow comes into play.We also need to introduce our kids to the Saldamen some time.Hell, they can even watch Camali for us when we're traveling.
>>3613948“Alright you bastards.” you say, dropping into your stance, gesturing for the Hive creatures to come at you. “Let’s go.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=TZG1eqPEYbYAll three hiss, two leaping right for you. As you are now, the power gap between you and them is almost laughable, a thousand of them could be charging and it wouldn’t change the odds in the slightest. As they close in, tail blades thrusting towards your face you suddenly move, reaching out and grabbing both by the throats. You’re about to slam the two of them together, but just before you do you remember what makes them dangerous: acidic blood. So instead of crushing them together in a massive splatter of gore, you toss them one after the other at the third, sending them all crashing into the next back wall. And before they can recover you gather your ki, sending a small explosive blast into the trio and obliterating them.“Nice shot.” Joseph says, giving you a thumb’s up. Caulifla does as well, a goofy grin on her face that causes you to chuckle. But as Joseph turns around another Hive creature screeches, leaping at your daughter. But Joseph is ready, Stand’s tendrils shooting out from his hand. “Hermit Purple!!”“I got ‘em!” she says, pointing at it. “Go!”“KEEEEEEE!!” Triumph screeches, golden flames roasting that creature just the same as the first one. As she finishes it off, you focus your ki senses, surprised by what you feel. From New Salda you could only pick up a few of their powerlevels, but at this range you can feel dozens upon dozens of the creatures roaming the ship.“Damn, this’ll be a problem.” you mutter, backing up closer to the old man holding your daughter. They have you all surrounded, you need to get to the others, and quickly. “Lead on Joseph. They’re closing in, and quick.”“Understood.” he says, walking forward. “Stick close, last thing we need is one getting in between us.”“Right.” you say, going back-to-back with the old man. He leads you deeper into the ship, you feeling the three of you getting closer and closer to the fading ki of Jotaro and this Polnareff character. It takes several minutes, Joseph moving slowly and watching everything. You have to admit his situational awareness is on point, Hermit Purple’s tendrils keeping the Hivelings far away from your daughter. Caulifla for her part is having fun, giggling as she cooks the weaker beings alive. You blast more than a dozen of them as well, keeping them from getting anywhere close. Everything goes well, right up until it doesnt.cont
>>3614151>Everything goes well, right up until it doesnt.Yare Yare Daze
>>3614151Your trio made great progress, making it most of the way before disaster strikes. As Joseph bound two of them in place with Hermit Purple and you’re busy blasting another trio, one leaps down from the vents. As you finish off the three you’re fighting you see a tail wrap around your daughter’s throat, hauling her up into the vents.“CAULIFLA!!” you shout, panicked. But an instant later you hear a detonation from the vents, golden fire pouring from it and forcing you and Joseph both to leap aside. After a few seconds Caulifla’s attack stops, your daughter drifting down out of the vent unscratched.“Take that, jerk!” she shouts back into the vent, sticking her tongue out. “Mleeeh!”“Good job kiddo.” you say, ruffling her hair. “You had me worried there for a second.”“Why?” she asks, tilting her head in genuine confusion. You just chuckle, shaking your head a bit as the three of you continue towards the escape pods. The rest of the trip proceeds without incident, you feeling the remaining two dozen Hivelings retreating from you all into the depths of the Jostar’s ship. Arriving at the door to the pod, Joseph stops you all short, walking up to it and knocking in a very specific “Tap tap ta-tap tap”, then puts his ear to the door. But instead of a returning knock, the door simply opens to a very familiar young man.“Good grief, what now old man?” Jotaro asks, white coat soaked in blood. He’s in really rough shape, bleeding all over and covered in injuries. “Wait, Karn? When the hell did you get here?”“A few minutes ago.” you say, turning to your daughter. “Jotaro, this is my daughter Caulifla. Caulifla, this is Jotaro. Say hello.”“Here, let me help you.” she says, Triumph leaning towards him. Jotaro reacts predictably, Star Platinum appearing and ready to strike.“Jotaro, stop!” Joseph orders, Star Platinum freezing in place. “Her Stand can help you, just hold still.”“I-I can-“ he tries to say, before collapsing to a knee, coughing up blood.“Don’t move, let me help!” Caulifla says, Triumph moving in again and beginning to cry crystal blue tears into his gaping wounds. It takes her almost a minute, but when she’s done Joseph rises to his feet, looking himself over. “There! All better!”“Now that’s an impressive Stand ability.” he says, when you all suddenly hear painful-sounding coughing from inside the pod. “Dammit, Polnareff! Kid, get in there, quick!”cont
>>3614332Ngl I can't help but think of that Blue Lantern Corgi when Caulifla is around and trying to heal people. 'Don't Worry! Everything will be okay!'
>>3614332Oh hey, now Caulifla gets to meet the last based Frenchman in existence.Say hello to the to the best supporting character of Part 3 sweetie.
>>3614379>we use guided eye beams near him>hol horse flashbacks!
>>3614332“I’ll save him!” she says excitedly, rushing past Jotaro’s white coat and into the room beyond. “Hey mister, hold still! I’m here to save you!”“So, what’s the plan?” Jotaro asks Joseph, you easily able to tell the young man’s ready for a fight. “We clearing these bastards out, or abandoning ship and fleeing on Karn’s?”“He didn’t come on a ship.” Joseph says, Jotaro turning to you surprised. You explain how you got here, Jotaro clearly struggling to believe you simply teleported here. But as you explain, Caulifla re-emerging riding on a tall, silver-haired man’s shoulder.“Ta-daaa!” she says, smiling from ear-to-ear. “All better!”“Thank you again, little girl.” he says to her with a goofy smile. “You must be an angel, sent to save...me...?”“So, you’re Polnareff?” you ask, the man looking to you confused. After a couple seconds he seems to recognize you, starting in surprise.“Wait, Karn?!” he shouts. “As in the Karn? The Dragon of New Salda himself?! When did you get here?”“That’s not important, and you can fangirl about him later.” Joseph says, surprisingly serious. “But for now, we need a plan. The way I see it, we have only three realistic options: One, we clear out this ship ourselves, hunting down every last one of these things. Two, we have Karn teleport us all back to New Salda, and set this ship to self-destruct. Or three, we simply take the bridge, and out until we arrive on New Salda.”Well?>Clear the Hive off the Joestar ship>Set the ship to self-destruct, then Instant Transmission everyone away to safety>Take the bridge, hold out until the ship arrives back home>Other(write in)
>>3614513>>Clear the Hive off the Joestar shipWe can sense their energy, so they can't hide from us, we can't guarantee a safe arrival with so many people using IT, and no way in hell are we letting one of these bastards lose on New Salda.Just kill them all here.
>>3614513>Clear the Hive off the Joestar ship
>>3614513>Clear the Hive off the Joestar shipwhat's the hive even doing this close to new salda? or is their territory close by?
Rolled 12, 65, 5, 94, 12, 28, 98, 30, 47 = 391 (9d100)>>3614533>>3614540>>3614626Clear the Hive off the Joestar ships wins it. Alright then, for this first stage roll me a 4d100
Rolled 23, 1, 86, 50 = 160 (4d100)>>3614648
Rolled 24, 80, 60, 24 = 188 (4d100)>>3614648If I'm terrible 3 rolls in a row, then I'm done rolling for the thread....dice gods please don't fuck me three times in a row.
>>3614653oh dear god please someone roll better than me much much better
Rolled 86, 15, 68, 3 = 172 (4d100)>>3614648
>>3614653>>3614654>>361465986/100, 80/100, 86/100, 50/100. Three great successes, and a perfectly average 4th. Well then, writing.
>>3614513“There’s no way in hell I’m letting any of these bastards onto my home.” you say, clenching your fists angrily. “Not again.”“You fought these bugs before?” Caulifla asks you.“Yeah, back when Chaya was even smaller than you.” you tell your daughter, who giggles as you lift her up, setting her on your left shoulder.“So we’re clearing out this infestation here and now then?” Polnareff asks, a metallic looking humanoid holding a slender sword appearing behind him. Huh, so that’s his Stand? If you had to guess, you’d say that toothpick of a sword isn’t simply for show.“Unfortunately, my best technique isn’t much use here.” Joseph says. “And if you won’t risk these things getting onto your world, then we have to stop them here.”“Good grief.” Jotaro says, sighing and adjusting his hat before glaring at his grandfather. “Why is it that whenever I get in any sort of vehicle with you, bullshit like this strikes?”“Hey, it’s not my fault! Or, at least not all of them.” Joseph shouts defensively, Caulifla giggling at him. “That one time-““Quiet! Did you hear that?” Jotaro says, everyone going quiet and looking around. You all peer around, the persistent gloom making visibility farther than a dozen or so yards unreliable. You can sense them coming closer, surrounding you all, but you’re not sure you can defend them all. What do you do now?“I can’t see.” Caulifla complains, Triumph screeching as it changes. You and the other Stand users watch on in awe as Triumph becomes engulfed in brilliant flames, burning bright. Five distinct hisses are heard, the creatures sensitive to her light. “There they are! Get ‘em Triumph!”“KEEEEEEEEEE!!” the firey creature caws, it’s fire radiating out from it like beams of light. The Hivelings never stood a chance, the beams of light cutting them all down instantly. You watch, awestruck as your daughter unleashes an attack you’d never seen her use before.“Woah...” Polnareff mutters, you sharing the sentiment. Turning to Caulifla, you watch as she lets out a big yawn, her Stand beginning to curl back up into a ball.“So sweeeeepy.” she mutters, eyes drooping.“You did good kiddo, go take a nap.” you say, patting her head as she yawns again, curling up in your arms. “I’ll take care of it from here.”“Okaaay...” she murmurs, already asleep. You smile fondly at your daughter, passing her to Joseph.“Take care of her.” you say, taking command. “Jotaro, you’re on point, Polnareff, back him up. I’ll bring up the rear, and give you their positions as they get close. Everyone ready?”cont
>>3614866Fire form? Neat.Also daaw. Caulifla's adorable.
>>3614866“Yes!” Polnareff shouts, his Stand weaving a quick flourish with his sword.“Good grief.” Jotaro says, Star Platinum materializing just behind him again. Taking a better look at it now, it seems somewhat different than the last time you’d fought it. Instead of a solid purple, it now seems to be a light blue and dark purple. You wonder what significance it’s color change could have, has he discovered his own hidden power? “Let’s get this over with already.”“Alright, we’ve got two just around the corne-.” you start to say, taking a single step before getting interrupted.“Star Platinum: Za Warudo!” Jotaro shouts, then starts walking around the far corner. Wait, what? Oh yeah, you’d almost forgotten about his time stop. “Two down.”But he doesn’t see the third, silently coming up behind him. But before you can react, Polnareff does.“Silver Chariot!” he shouts, his Stand’s sword shooting out square into the Hiveling’s face, it dropping lifelessly to the ground. “You’re welcome.”“Whatever.” Jotaro says, the two sharing a barely-noticeable grin.“Come on you two, now’s not the time to get careless.” Joseph says, you seeing his Stand’s tendrils are wrapped around your sleeping daughter. “She’s sleeping, and won’t wake up for quite some time. That ability she just used will keep her sleeping peacefully for the next several hours at least. So that means you won’t get any second chances if you let one of those things bleed all over you.”“Relax Mr. Joestar, we’ll handle this without any difficulties whatsoever.” Polnareff says, his Stand retrieving it’s blade before returning to his side. “With Karn on our side, we can’t possibly lo-Ow! Hey!”“That’s no reason to get sloppy.” you scold, the Stand user holding the back of his head and nodding weakly. “Now, let’s do this.”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 92 Paused-
>>3614962And that’s it for tonight, everyone enjoying the run so far? Ready to continue this battle with the Hive, and finally get them back to New Salda? Curious about what else Joseph has discovered about Triumph? All this and more when we resume, our normal time of 11am EST.
>>3614968I thought the hive wasn't allowed in our space anymore.
>>3615165Implying that stops the hive. Honestly if anything even remotely attempted too follow the rules shit wouldn't go full retard so often, like the time patrol would do their jobs when stupid shit like fu happens, beerus would have nuked half the retarded bullshit we have dealt with since a lot of that mess is potentially universe destroying if left unchecked, such as the hive, the covanent which managed too singlehandedly completely fuck future chaya's timeline once time shit was taken out of the picture there, or some of the dumb ass time jumping shitheads who show up.
>>3615184Hey the Time Patrol is just a little late. They'll be here to deal with Fu in about three weeks. Traffic is killer in those time traveling scrolls I tell ya.
>>3615270Yes, point is we really need too get on that zero kais plan.
>>3614962Formation set and teammates readied, you direct your team of Stand users towards the remaining Hive creatures. Your attention is focused on your ki sense, doing your best to monitor the Hive sneaking around to try and kill you all, or worse. But no matter how much they surprise their ki, they cannot hide from you. In the first several minutes your hunting party is successful, but as the battle drags on minute after minute they begin to use unexpected tactics.“Up about two dozen yards ahead.” you say, your allies listening carefully. “There’s three more. I’d say they’re either on the ceiling, or in the vents. Two more attempting to flank, they’re in the wall a dozen yards ahead of us.”“Well then, let’s not keep them waiting.” Polnareff says, stepping up beside Jotaro. But that is when they strike. You see what appear to be two glowing green spheres launched at the two of them, you not sensing anything. “What is that?”“Get down!” you shout, Joseph ducking and shielding your daughter with his body. But Polnareff and Jotaro have a different approach. Star Platinum and Silver Chariot tank the shots of glowing acidic blood, the Stands unaffected by the corrosive liquid. “Watch your left, the two in the walls are closing in fast! They’re almost on us!”“Good grief.” Jotaro says, as his and Polnareff’s Stands continue body blocking the attacks. “Give me a hand?”“Gladly.” Polnareff replies, the swordsman catching one of the spheres with that slender blade and sending ir right towards the two in the wall. “Now!”“Right. Star Platinum: Za Warudo!” he shouts, and it takes you several seconds to process what you’re seeing. Where the wall beside them was is now torn open, the attack Silver Chariot redirected crashing directly against the two inside. But that’s not all, as you hear a crash from the far end of the long hall. One of the three ki signatures is now gone, the other shrinking rapidly as if mortally wounded, while the third flees deeper inside the ship.“Dammit, he missed one.” you mutter, focusing your ki behind your eyes and firing a pair of Guided Eye Beams. But not in front of you, the beams twisting around your head and punching through the one that were attempting to sneak up on you. With it dead, you focus your ki sense again, seeing that the rest of the Hive on the ship have all retreated from your group. “The rest of them are all a few dozen yards hat way, all gathered up.”“That’s towards the cargo hold.” Joseph says, hmmm-ing as he ponders. “That’s where those spikes are, and where they first attacked from. If they’re returning there, it seems they’re determined to make a last stand of it.”“So? Let’s just get in there and wipe them out!” Polnareff says, taking two steps forward. “Let’s end this.”cont
>>3615270>Karn and his family are having dinner.>Suddenly, a bright light blinds them.Trunks: In the name of the supreme kai of time, we've come to stop you Fu!!Karn: ...T: ...where is-K: He left a month ago.T: (Internal screaming).Pudding: ...time traffic, I hope we haven't ruined your family time.K: You are stepping on my food.T: (Panicked internal screaming).
>>3615442“Not so fast, Polnareff.” Joseph says, the swordsman stopping in his tracks. “If they’ve all retreated to the same area, then they must believe they can defeat us that way.”“Yeah. Either that, or they’ got some sort of trap set up in there.” Jotaro says, adjusting his hat. “Good grief, this day just gets worse and worse.”“We need a plan.” Joseph says. “Rushing in all together is simply inviting disaster.”“How about I go?” you ask, everyone turning to you. “I can rush in, get their attention and brute-force my way back out of whatever trap they’ve planned. Lure many of them into our ambush.”“That could work.” Joseph says. “But with Za Warudo, Jotaro would be better to be the tip of the spear. Plus your ability to sense them with the rest of us would keep us from being ambushed.”“I would of course volunteer to go.” Polnareff says, then seems to deflate a little. “However, Silver Chariot simply isn’t a good matchup against these things.”“Well?” Jotaro asks, turning to you. “What will it be?”Well?>You’ll go in, you can probably handle them all by yourself >You’ll go in, and lure many out into your own trap>Send Jotaro in, you believe he can do it>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3615447>>You’ll go in, you can probably handle them all by yourself
>>3615447>>You’ll go in, you can probably handle them all by yourself>>use energy body
Leaving the vote open another ten minutes, hopefully will get a few more votes in.
>>3615448>>3615476>>3615493You’ll go in, you can probably handle them yourself plus write in wins it. Roll me a 3d100.DCs 45, 45, 60
Rolled 82, 71, 46 = 199 (3d100)>>3615496YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEART!
Rolled 43, 18, 55 = 116 (3d100)>>3615496Here we go
Rolled 29, 53, 75 = 157 (3d100)>>3615496
>>3615497>>3615501>>361551682/100, 71/100, 75/100. Three successes, writing.
>>3615447“I’ll go in first.” you say. “The three of you defend my daughter, and I’ll destroy your pest infestation myself.”“By yourself?”Joseph asks shocked, you nodding to him. “But, can you do it?”“Of course.” you reply. “As long as the three of you are staying back and taking care of my little girl so I don’t have to worry about her safety, I can crush them.”“Now that’s just cra-!” Polnareff begins, Joseph interrupting him.“Very well. We’ll keep little Caulifla safe.” Joseph tells you with a serious nod. “We’ll head to the bridge and hold out there, while you focus on taking them down.”“Hmph.” Jotaro says, leaning against a wall.They’ll keep her safe, but for now you need to focus. Flaring your aura up a bit higher around you, you begin walking deeper into the ship. With your ki senses focused, you quickly make your way towards the remaining Hive. It takes you only a half minute, arriving at a wide door sealed with the Hive’s signature black resin-like substance. “Well, here goes.” you say, pulling your right fist back then punching. “HAA!!”Your fist slams hard into the sealed double doors, blasting the heavy doors off their tracks and sending them clanging into the cargo hold.“Knock knock.” you say, stepping into the hold. As soon as you cross over, a half-dozen Hivelings leap down from the ceiling, claws and tail spears all aimed for you. But you don’t move, focusing your own ki and activating your Energy Body technique. Claws and blades slam into your hardened aura, but are unable to pierce through. You smirk, and with a quick shout unleash an Explosive Wave, blowing them all to smithereens. But as soon as your attack ends, four globules of glowing acid slam into your Energy Body, sizzling against your hardened barrier. Luckily you’d activated it when you did, else that could have caused some real damage. In retaliation you create a ball of ki in your right hand, tossing it towards the four Hivelings. You feel their ki begin to scatter, trying to avoid your blast but it’s useless. The Scattershot orb splits into more than a dozen smaller shots, the attacks scattering and catching all four in the explosions.But, unfortunately, your blast was just as effective against the cargo, more than a dozen cargo crates either damaged or completely destroyed. You’ll have to make it up to them, perhaps Vegeta can get them replacement supplies. Looking around you can’t see any more, but their skin blends in with their resin. Focusing on your ki senses, however, you can still feel another dozen remaining. Time to wrap this battle up.cont
>>3615673why we don't use energy body as often as possible i don't know it's pretty damn useful
>>3615693Cause we're usually facing enemys as strong, or even stronger then us, so they can break Energy Body. We're just invulnerable using it right now cause these are mooks who, even without transforming, we're a good 100 Times stronger then them.
>>3615673“Let’s get this over with.” you say, taking another step inside. From what you can sense, the ki you’re picking up are mostly insignificant, only one real power large enough to make you take notice. You feel their powers coming from behind the wall you’d blasted, and walking closer you see it was a wall made entirely of their resin to hide the last of them. Focusing your energy, your Energy Body fades as you create a Ki Blade, and with a few quick slashes cut your way through the wall. But before stepping through you deactivate the blade, reactivating your Energy Body. And at the current difference in power, it makes you virtually untouchable.“HIISSSSSSSSSS!!” you hear as you step through, seeing a rather large Hiveling glaring intimidatingly at you. But that isn’t what catches your attention, as looking around you see what appear to be eggs. They’re everywhere, attached to every surface you can see. If those hatch...What now?>Rush and attack, take the large one down first>Defend, see what it’ll do>Scatter Beams, destroy those eggs now>Scattershots, blast those eggs and the last creature standing>「Dragon Force」and Fire Breath, roast everything in this room>Other(write in)
>>3615762>>「Dragon Force」and Fire Breath, roast everything in this room
>>3615762>「Dragon Force」and Fire Breath, roast everything in this room
>>3615771>>3615777「Dragon Force」and Fire Breath wins it, roll me a 2d100First DC 55Second DC 20Slow thread today, wonder where everyone is?
Rolled 52, 72 = 124 (2d100)>>3615812No idea to be honest.
Rolled 79, 50 = 129 (2d100)>>3615812It is a Sunday. Some might be busy with church.
Rolled 67, 16 = 83 (2d100)>>3615812dunno man whatever their loss
>>3615820>>3615827>>361582879/100, 72/100. Two successes, writing.
>>3615812I keep checking back too late to vote, just one of those days
>>3615762No, you’re destroying them all, and it, right now. Once more you focus and conjure your Stand, Dragon Force’s body coiled up on the other side of the wall while you’re here in it’s head. The last Hiveling hisses again in surprise, but you waste no time. With a roar Dragon Force’s fire pours into the room, the destructive flames filling the enclosure. You watch as the dark resin-like substance begins melting, the Hiveling screeching in pain as your attack continues. Each of the eggs in the room rupture with an audible pop, you ending the firestorm only once you can no longer sense anything else alive. Ending the attack, you dissipate Dragon Force with a sigh, it roaring out as it fades away into nothing.“Well, that’s that.” you say, your fires quickly going out now that Dragon Force is gone. You turn from the room, focusing on the Stand users ki signatures and begin to make your way back. The trip is quick, you knocking on the door as Joseph had before.“Karn, you’re back!” Polnareff shouts, throwing the bridge door open. “So I take it they’re gone?”“Yeah.” you reply. “They’re done. And sorry about the damage.”“Don’t worry about that, supplies can be replaced.” Joseph says, the old man still gently holding your sleeping daughter. “Jotaro, how long until we reach New Salda?”“We’re almost there.” he says, not even looking up as you walk over to Joseph, the old Stand user handing your daughter back. “It’s only been four minutes since you last asked me.” “I’m just ready to be off this ship.” he says, standing and stretching. “I need my hand repaired, and no one here can fix it. The sooner we get there, the better.”“Ceaser One, this is New Salda command.” Beetz says, her voice coming over comms. “Your mayday signal has gone out, what’s the situation, over?”“Well?” Joseph asks you. “Want to do the honors and give them the good news?”Well?>Explain to Beetz what happened>Telepathically explain to Beetz what went down, don’t make your involvement here official >Let Joseph do it, you’d rather not>Instant Transmission back home, have them say they handled it on their own>Other(write in)
>>3615987>>Explain to Beetz what happened
>>3615987>>Telepathically explain to Beetz what went down, don’t make your involvement here officialAnons. The PTO has signed an official treaty with The Hive if you forgot.
>>3616012Okay, thats a good point, changing vote.>>Telepathically explain to Beetz what went down, don’t make your involvement here official
>>3615987>Telepathically explain to Beetz what went down, don’t make your involvement here official
>>3615997good point, changing vote.>>Telepathically explain to Beetz what went down, don’t make your involvement here official
>>3615991>>3615997>>3616012>>3616024>>3616029>>3616038Telepathically explain to Beetz what happen, don’t make your involvement here official wins it. Roll me a d100DC 25
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>3616077
Rolled 45 (1d100)>>3616077
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>3616077
>>3616080>>3616087>>361610045/100. Success, writing
>>3615987“Hey Beetz, this is Karn.” you think to her. “I’ve met up with them, everything’s fine.”“Karn?” she replies confused, also telepathically as you gesture for Joseph to take the comms. “What?”“It was the Hive.” you tell her. “They launched an unproved attacked against the Joestars’ ship as they were on their way here.”“The Hive? No way.” she replies to you telepathically, you hearing her fingers flying across her keyboard. “What happened?”“Don’t make this official, at least not yet.” you tell her. “Tell King Vegeta when he finally wakes back up, and see what he wants to do about it. But for now, keep this under wraps. We need a place to touch down without drawing too much attention, and get their ship fixed. Our people see evidence of the Hive, and it’s another war.”“Understood.” she tells you, and a moment later coordinates appear on the ship’s nav computer. “Have them touch down here, I’ll have a team on standby to begin immediately.”“Thank you Beetz.” you reply, ending the telepathic link. As you return your focus to what’s around you, hearing her speaking with Joseph.“Take your ship and land it here, at these coordinates.” she says, Joseph changing the ship’s directions. “A crew will be on standby to begin repairs sir.”“Thank you very much, young lady.” Joseph says with a wink, Beetz closing the line. The old man then turns around, smiling at you all. “Well, it looks like we’ve finally made it.”A few moments later he’s lands the ship, the four of you plus your still-sleeping daughter exiting the ship to a small welcoming party. Your wife and the older twins Tatsu and Tomi are there, the two dashing to you as soon as you leave the ship. Catching both of them is a feat, as you’re still holding Caulifla but you manage to avoid dropping anyone.“Daddy!!” they shout, you chuckling at their excitement. Meloka floats over as well, you kissing your wife and telepathically filling her in as the techs begin working to remove the Hive spikes.“You two behave for your Grandpa?” you ask, both nodding.“Uh-huh!” they say, in-sync. “We got to be all big and strong!”“Good, glad you two had fun.” you say, Meloka taking the sleeping Caulifla from you as you hold your twins. You then focus your ki sense out, seeing what the rest of your kids are doing when suddenly you feel something terrifying: Chilli’s ki just up and vanished!cont
NOTHING SAYS SUMMER LIKE A FREAK HAILSTORM KNOCKING OUT ALL ELECTRICITY IN YOUR WORKLLACE 3 FUCKING TIMES.Guess I'm joining this session while everything so slow on the bright side skies are clearing up
>>3616254“Shit!” you shout, flashing back up to a Super Saiyan and immediately leaping into the air, blasting towards where your son’s ki was.“What’s wrong?” Meloka asks you.“It’s Chilli, his ki vanished just now.” you say, Meloka’s eyes widening in surprise. “Something’s wrong, and I’m gonna find out what.”And in a few moments, you arrive, coming face-to-face to a bizarre scene. Megumin and her friend, whose name you can’t remember standing behind Raven, who both her and a shadow copy is floating between them and a strange purple being, it looking like the starry void of space.“Raven!” you shout, Meloka dashing with you down behind the starry creature, it turning. “What’s going on?”“Dad?” the creature asks you with a strange voice. Which is strange, considering it has no mouth. It has no discernible features whatsoever, but the fact it called you dad is confusing.“It’s Chilli.” Raven says, a smile on her face. “He had awoken. Your son has awakened to his latent magical potential.”“Wait, Chilli?” you ask, looking between your boy’s ki-less body on the ground and the form before you. No way. “Is...Is that you?”“I feel strange.” he says, looking down at his hands.“Here, let’s get your soul back where it belongs.” Raven says, her shadowy form guiding Chilli’s starry form back to his real body. You watch as she begins pushing it back inside him, and as it vanishes you feel Chilli’s ki reappear, your son gasping as his chest expands, eyes shooting open.“Chilli!!” Megumin shouts, dashing over and hugging your son, the young mage clearly having been worried about him, before grabbing his collar and shaking him. “Don’t you scare me like that! Don’t you know how worried I was?!”“H-Hey Megu.” he says weakly, reaching up towards her and laying a hand on her cheek. She releases his collar with one hand, holding his hand with her other. “That was pretty cool, huh?”“Yeah. Yeah it was.” she says, smiling at your boy helplessly. You can’t help but chuckle, the two kids sharing a moment and forgetting everyone else present. You can’t help but smile, one arm idly wrapping around your wife. You have no idea what hardships and trials this new power of his will bring, but with friends such as these by his side, you know your son will grow into the best he can possibly be.https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-QLl5qjLg-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 92 End-
>>3616387And that’s it for this weekend’s run. It was a bit slower around here than usual, but did everyone still have fun? Enjoy the new and familiar faces, and curious as to what happens next? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
>>3616387Well that was cute. I guess we're starting on training next thread then?
>>3616392Can Chili use his soul to kill the ghosts now?
>>3616393Glad you liked it. I had originally intended to get into training this thread, but that little trip took longer to write than expected. Didn’t help I ran into writers block several times.>>3616397Good question, right now he has no idea what he can do.
>>3616392Sorry, i basically missed the whole thing...babies take a lot of your free time, and i can only just barely get my chores done on the weekend most of the timecan't count on my family to help for shit either
>>3616412So how close did we come to kicking off another War OP?
This week’s epilogue will focus on Chaya’s interview and following battle in Dreadzone. This one will be fun.>>3616963Understand anon. Congratulations.>>3616970Would have been far closer had they actually landed on New Salda. That would have caused an incident. Killing them all before they landed on your world actually helped avoid an open war with them.
>>3617035Whoah boy, imagine the conversion the big queen is going to be having with Freeza when he finds out that she was trying to create Xenomorphs out of his finest soldiers.
>>3617105I'm pretty sure the Joestars were just passing by when they got hit. Not that the Hive was aiming for the Saiyans.
>>3617105Freeza will be less than pleased, that’s for sure.>>3617123They were attacking ships in PTO space. That’s against the ceasefire. But how many other ships were attacked, and unable to get a message out?
>>3617273This is a good point, if it wasn't for the fact karn is a special brand of completely messed up i'd say go find the buggers and torch the whole lot before they get out of hand.
>>3617926I mean it's not really a problem for New Salda at least. The rest of the PTO however...Imagine if Cooler was retarded enough to get facehugged.
>>3617942It honestly seems like he would be able to survive with a hole in his chest long enough to get medical attention, we saw that Freeza was doing mostly fine after he got cut in half, of course that doesn't take into account his chances of being killed by the fresh Coolermorph.
>>3617948You can't be facehugged if you constantly have a plate of bio-armor covering your mouth
>>3617948Well since the hole in the chest wouldn't kill them I doubt they'd let the thing that did it to them live. They'd still be stronger than the chestburster until it grew up. Worst case scenario he'd get super pissed and just go nuclear on the planet/ship he's on and find it while it's floating helplessly in space.
so does firebird stand remind the old man of Magians Red?
QM QUESTIONWith Dreadzone Champion Chaya’s upcoming fight, who do you think her opponent will be this time? A humanoid robot assassin? A redheaded woman wielding a sword? A petite blonde gun-toting psychopathic woman? Or maybe someone else?>>3617926It is one of those “Let Freeza and Vegeta decide” political moments. Karn is very apolitical.>>3617942At the Saiyan race’s current power, the Hive are only a threat when dying and spraying their acid everywhere.>Imagine if Cooler was retarded enough to get facehugged.>was>not is>>3617948He’d be able to kill it before it grows.>>3618135He’s not always in his 5th form.>>3619155He was reminded of the first time he saw Avdol, and what Magician’s Red could do.
>>3619256Damn, looks like I forgot to add the closing /b tag.
>>3619256>A petite blonde gun-toting psychopathic woman?Launch? Can't think of a redhead off the top of mine but I'm guessing the assassin is everyone's favourite pied-piper. Or X49/ But I'd go with the blonde.
>>3619809Why would Launch ever be considered as a viable opponent for Chaya? Even if you gave Launch some sort of death ray/god gun it wouldn't matter because Chaya could move so fast she may as well be teleporting to Launch's senses.
>>3619809>>3619256What about mami?
>>3619930I can't really think of any others that would fit the quest.>>3619947>MamiI get the feeling GD doesn't know about Madoka. Could be wrong.
>>3619955Would be really fun, though.
>>3619963Certainly. Maybe we could find Guts and get him on the magical suffering action too.
>>3619809>but I'm guessing the assassin is everyone's favourite pied-piperWhy would he willingly fight against Chaya? She’s his boss’s friend’s daughter.>>3619947>>3619955>MadokaAnons have mentioned it before, but it’s not something I’ve given more than a cursory glance at yet.>>3619985>Maybe we could find Guts and get him on the magical suffering action too.Hasn’t he suffered enough yet? And the answer is no, until Berserk finally ends.
>>3620050>spoilerThe island is just another boat.But just spit-balling, I'm not super well versed in anime and shit. Can't really think of any video game characters that fit those descriptions either.
>>3620066My first thought was Tanya. But I don't actually watch that thing so I have no idea if it fits. A humanoid robot assassin could be HK-47 since Star Wars is already incorporated but it could just as easily be something else. Redheaded chick with a sword could be a ton of stuff as well. The fact that we aren't restricted to anime only necessarily but also comics and film means that actually drawing a conclusion based on superficial descriptions is very difficult. Hell even videogames are included. The redheaded chick could be the girl from Heavenly Sword.
>>3620256>TanyaShe might fit but I'd chalk that up to another show GD hasn't watched. And yeah, there's a lot of shit that these characters could be from. Unless he hasn't actually come up with the character and is using us as a sounding board.
>>3620267>tfw he didn't have any ideas and was just fishing for themClever girl. Hadn't even thought of that.
>>3620066>The island is just another boat.Dear lord no.>>3620267>>3620279>Unless he hasn't actually come up with the character and is using us as a sounding board.I’ve actually got all three ready, for different encounters. But I was ALSO using this for getting more inspiration for other potential opponents. Why does something have to be one or the other? Real strategists have plans within plans
>>3620343Because you're a country boy so everyone assumes you read Sun Tzu's art of war and didn't think it was common sense.Because there are only two genders there should always only be two options.we luv u bby
>>3620343>Real strategists have plans within plansTo be fair, you're running a DBZ quest. Karn may be a General but our strategy revolves around hitting things, and them hitting them harder if it makes us mad.I was in middle school when they got on that damned boat. Now I wish I still was.
>>3620343>Dear lord noFace it GD, we will never escape miura's idolshit obsession, or the dumb shit griffith is up too.
>>3620362>so everyone assumes you read Sun Tzu's art of war and didn't think it was common sense.Haven’t read that yet actually. But the quotes I’ve seen all seem to be so.Ha.>>3620373I never claimed Karn was a strategist. That’s people like Joseph, Arctus, etc.>spoilerHa.>>3621030I just want Guts story to end. Good or bad, let it be over for him and let his suffering end.
>>3621354Guts is chad enough to have Karn's respect. In a perfect world he could settle down on new sadala and get himself a nice saiyan gf with a lower than average power level. But Guts does not live in a perfect world so he will probably be spending eternity fighting for his life in hell after Babidi's gateway plan failed forever driven mad by the Majin seal on his forehead, only kept alive by consuming the flesh and blood of demons with his undying rage being the only thing driving him forward.
>>3621354>>3621376Where in the flying fuck is Guts anyway? Didn't we lose track of him after the demon invasion? If he is in hell tho doesn't the brand on his neck mean that every single demon knows where he is constantly? Since his sword managed to kill enough demons to be able to kill ghosts is it that outside of the realm of possibility that he could eat enough demons to get Demonic Ki? Did the seal wear off? There are so many Guts related questions that need to be asked right now for our timeline. Did Karn kill him? I wasn't there for that thread.
>>3621354>Haven’t read that yet actually. But the quotes I’ve seen all seem to be so.It really makes you wonder how much of a genius you would be considered if you went back in time.
>>3621376That’s a darker timeline.>>3621558Karn carried Guts from the Demon Realm after Babidi’s defeat, the Black Swordsman leaving New Salda behind once he recovered and was freed of Babidi’s influence. Now he’s out among the stars, again hunting his prey.>>3621870A heretic burned at the stake. If they can even make out what I’m saying through my heavily southern accent.
>>3622150>A heretic burned at the stake.That's what you get when you spread your ideas to the peasants.What you want to do is apprentice under a scholar till you can actually get an audience with some noble who can fund whatever future technology you decided to "invent".
Two posts in on the epilogue, the way it’s going I’d say it’ll hopefully be done late Thursday evening. That is unless something comes up.>>3622276Ha.
>>3622666What does jotaro think of Karn?Besides his normal "Good grief"
>>3623685Power. It’s the only word that comes to mind. For him, Karn is power personified.
>>3624145Somewhere a weeb in a blue jacket just raised his head.
random question:Does time loli know how King Crimson works?and how bad does Golden Eexpereince Requims's shenangans piss her off?
>>3624145So when we eventually die (You know we're gonna do something stupid), are we gonna go straight to the processing line in Otherworld or are we gonna get an escort?Please be Botan
>>3625015Ha.>>3625167>Does time loli know how King Crimson works?Yes>and how bad does Golden Eexpereince Requims's shenangans piss her off?Not as badly as Towa’s.>>3625177Well, Karn has been in line before, but Freeza revived him.
>>3625167You are now realizing that polnareff might ask for help regarding the stand arrow investigation after he gets crippled by the overwhelming force of DiavoloYou are now realizing that if Karn is present for Silver Chariot Requiem, his incredible body could potentially be in Diavolo's hands
>>3625733I'm pretty sure that we'd be looking at a Ginyu situation given that Diavolo would know fuck all about actual martial arts and ki control.Hell, it might actually be worse for him given the disparity of strength and skill between Diavolo and canon Ginyu.
>>3625933The issue is that it's still, at base, a massively more powerful body than everyone else's body on earth.And it has king crimson.
>>3625971Depending on who Karn gets, it'd still be manageable. If by some stroke of fate Jotaro or Old Joseph (provided he kept up with his Hamon training) was nearby and we proceeded to be lucky enough to switch with them, it'd be done in an instant.
>>3626033Maybe, maybe not.Diavolo is the tricky sort and nobody actually knew who he was in until someone already died a horrific instant death.
>>3624145And what about guts?Does he know we're friends with demons? Does he dislike that?Does he respect a fellow demonfucker, or does he respect karn's strength and worldview?is he thankful that we broke him out of that spell, and hell itself?
>>3625733It’s possible, but who knows?>>3626150He knows you’re friendly with Aku, and doesn’t like that. But you’ve helped him with demons more than once, so he owes you.
QM UPDATEFive posts in on the update, I’m going right on schedule. If no complications pop up, the epilogue will be ready tonight! Hope everyone’s excited.
>>3626398Happy Fuck England Day GD! Hope your writing goes well.
>>3626704>Fuck EnglandWould rather not. They smell funny.
>>3626704Thanks anon. And so far it’s going great, for the first time in Dreadzone she’ll be fighting someone her own age
>>3626792I'm still stumped.Granted I didn't think about it too hard, but still.No idea who she's fighting.
>>3627002>pic deletedI missed it, what was it?
>>3627078An old sketch of a porn artist's OC that I misclicked on my phone.
QM UPDATEThe epilogue is nearly finished, it’ll release within the next 45 minutes!
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 92 Epilogue-AGE 747, THE BATTLEDOME“So, Champion Chaya. Two years ago you became the youngest ever champion of Dreadzone, at the tender age of eleven.” Dallas says, one of the two Dreadzone announcers interviewing you. Currently you’re here at Dreadzone Station, being interviewed. Apparently, according to Vox’s market guys, people across the universe are curious about you. Which, of course they would be. You’re powerful, cute, and the oldest daughter of the strongest man in the universe. “But we don’t know much about the girl behind the title. Mind telling us a little about yourself?”“Sure! My name is Chaya, and I’m thirteen years old.” you say with a smile. “As you know I’m also Super Saiyan, and my current battle power without transforming is around two hundred forty five thousand.”“Yes, and your record in the arena is a testament to your strength.” Juanita the robot lady says. “But we’re not here to talk about those sort of things.”“We’re not?” you ask, confused. “I thought the interview was to know more about me?”“No, today it’s not all about fighting.” Dallas says, you slumping a bit in the chair. Damn, this is gonna be boring. “Today we’ll be talking about what you do when not fighting.”“Not fighting?” you ask, confused.“Yes, let’s start with something simple.” Juanita says, directing you both. “How old are you now?”“Thirteen.” you say after a slight pause, having to count it up in your head. “I’m thirteen this year.”“Thirteen?” Dallas asks, sounding shocked. “I have a moldy sandwich in the fridge in my apartment older than you.”“You have food that you never ate for thirteen years?” you ask him confused. Who can leave food sitting for that long? That’s just crazy.“Believe me, you wouldn’t want to touch it now.” Juanita says. “But enough about my cohost’s disgusting habits, back to you. You say you’re now thirteen. How do you spend your average day?”“Hmmmm. Well, first I wake up.” you say, getting a slight chuckle from the adults. “If Momma and Daddy are still in bed I jump on ‘em an’ wake them up. But lotta times they don’t sleep on the ship.”“Oh really?” Dallas asks you, sounding actually confused instead of acting. “Do you know why?”“Uh-huh.” you say, nodding. “They’re off making babies.”cont
>>3627423“I... I’m sorry. What?” Dallas asks after several moments of an uncomfortable silence. “You said they do what now?”“Making babies.” you say again, not sure why they seem so surprised. “It’s what moms and dads do.”“I, umm well yes, but...” Dallas says, the green alien’s face turning red. Why’s he embarrassed?“Let’s keep going.” Juanita says, you turning your attention back to her. “So, when you’re awake, what do do for breakfast?”“Sometimes Mr. Silver fixes us breakfast.” say, sighing as you remember this morning’s meal. “He’s the best cook ever. Or sometimes Daddy takes us out fishing for breakfast.”“Ahh, I remember when my old man took me fishing.” Dallas says. Just the two of us sitting on the pier, fishing rods in hand and waiting for the fish to bite. Good times.”“Fishing...Rod?” you ask him, confused. You’d never heard of such a thing. “What’s that?”“You didn’t use a rod?” he asks. “How did you fish then, with nets?”“We jumped into the water.” you say, feeling yourself smile. “We’d go swimming, and catch breakfast with our own hands.”“Of course.” Juanita mutters, you talking over her.“Me an’ Broly, Chilli, and now Tatsu and Tomi will all see who catches the biggest one.” you continue. “Broly won last time, but I won two times before that!”“About Broly, he’s actually something we wanted to ask you about.” Juanita says, her tone setting off your instincts. “So we had an investigator digging into the birth records on New Salda, when he found something interesting.”“We found out that Broly, well...” Dallas continues for her, hesitating. He, he isn’t actually your brother.”“I know.” you say, clearly shocking both announcers. They were clearly expecting you to be surprised, but you’re a bad liar. Always best to tell the truth, except to enemies. “His dad died, back when the bad robots attacked us. So we’re his family now.”“I see.” Juanita says. “And here I thought I’d be bringing you shocking news. But let’s change subjects again, perhaps to something lighter?”“Sure.” you say, not entirely certain what she means. But they interview lots and lots of people, so they know what they’re doing. “What do you want to talk about?”“Let’s turn more to your own personal life.” Dallas says. “We’ve seen you as a competitor and champion, as well as featuring in more than a dozen of your mother’s workout videos.”“Those are fun.” you say, interrupting him with a smile. “But those workouts are too easy.”“I’m sure for you they are.” he says, not missing a beat. “But what about your social life? We’ve all seen you in action, battling it out with some of the toughest competitors we’ve ever seen. But what do you do when not competing?”cont
>>3627425“When not competing?” you ask, pondering with a “Hmmmmm”. “Well, I spend a lot of time training. Right now while they’re working on making Daddy’s Gravity Chamber stronger, I’ve been training in King Vegeta’s. It goes all the way up to 100x gravity!”“Wait, one hundred times New Salda’s gravity?” he asks, you nodding and “uh-huh”ing. “Absolutely incredible. Have you gotten it to that level yet?”“No way, I’d be squished flat!” you say, laughing. “Not even Momma or King Vegeta have gotten it that high yet.”“But Karn has?” Juanita asks, you shaking your head.“He hasn’t been home for awhile, he and Freeza went on a secret mission.” you say with what your manager, Mr. Shellshock called a ‘stage whisper’. “But I can’t talk about it.”“I understand, being a part of the universe’s strongest military must come with some heavy responsibilities.” Juanita says. “So just for my own curiosity, we know your father is a general. But do you hold a rank in the Freeza Force like he does?”“Uhh, well, huh.” you say, surprised. “I don’t know. Hold on, I’ll ask him!”“Wait what?” Dallas asks, but you’ve already tuned him out; focusing your mind on Freeza and thinking out to him.“Hey Freeza, can you hear me?” you ask, surprisingly getting an answer quick.“Ah yes, hello Chaya.” Freeza replies. “Your interview is going quite well it seems.”“You’re watching it right now?” you ask him, surprised. You didn’t think he’d be one of yhe people watching you right now. “Is it really going well?”“Of course, your natural charisma shined through as always.” he says back, you smiling. “But you were wanting to know if you held any official rank within the Force, correct? Well, as of yet you do not.”“I don’t?” you ask, confused. “Why not?”“Because children, no matter how powerful, aren’t in any official capacity a part of the military.” he says matter-of-factly. “You are still what we would call a cadet, or an officer-in-training.”“Oh okay, thanks!” you tell him. “Anything you want me to say for you?”“No, you’re doing an excellent job.” Freeza tells you. “You’re doing just fine.”“Thanks!” Bye, I’ll see you when you come back.” you think, ending the communication and returning your focus to the two Dreadzone announcers.“Freeza says I’m not officially part of the military yet, I have to wait until I’m older to join.” you say, much to their surprise.“Wait, you were speaking with him?” Dallas asks, a hint of fear in his eyes. “Just now?”“Yeah-huh.” you say, tapping your temple like Mr. Cell who lives at Towa’s does. “One Daddy he taught me.”“Telepathy is an incredibly useful skill to develop.” Juanita says, once again steering the conversation. “But what do you think? You’re a smart girl with your own opinions, what do you think?”cont
>>3627427“Ummm, well, I... I think anyone strong enough should be able to join.” you say, at first uncertainly but getting more confident as you talk. “How old you are isn’t as important as how powerful you are. The weak have no choice but to obey the strong or die, and hope the strong don’t kill them anyways.But if you’re strong, you get to decide what you wanna do.”For the next several moments everyone is silent, the two announcers looking at you slightly slack-jawed.“I, uhh, huh.” Dallas says, unsure what to say.“That, was very, insightful.” Juanita finally says. “I hadn’t expected quite a grown-up answer, but perhaps I should have.”“Thank you.” you say with a smile, fidgeting a little bit. You’ve already been sitting for awhile, how much longer will this take? You want to get out to your next fight already.“So, after that bit of deep insight, let us switch to a less-serious topic.” Juanita says, you nodding and shifting in your seat and folding one leg over another, much as the lady robot herself does. “You’re approaching the age when young girls like yourself begin to see men in a different light. But as we’ve seen your family is far outside the norm for Saiyans. Do you think once you’re of age you’ll be like your mother and father, staying true to one mate? Or do you think having that sort of relationship with someone isn’t for you?”“Huh, I never really thought about it.” you say honestly. You hadn’t ever really thought about it, but besides Raditz’s mom and dad, your own parents are the only ones who actually made a family. All the other adults don’t for some reason, ypu never questioning it until now. “Daddy and Momma are really special. I think that’s how I’d like to be when I’m older too.”“Of course you do.” Dallas says. “So, what kind of traits would you look for in your special someone?”“Special, huh?” you say, tapping your chin. “Well, they’d have to be strong, of course. And brave. If they wouldn’t fight with me then they’re not worth my time.”“What about royalty?” Juanita asks. “After all, you and King Vegeta are quite a popular ship amongst our online commentators. Perhaps you’re thinking of marrying him? Would you want to be Chaya; queen of the Saiyans?”“Vegeta?” you say, pondering a moment. What would it be like if you married Vegeta? But after a moment thinking about all the time he spends at his desk when something bad happens, you shake your head. “I think he’s already got someo-““You mean the Zoldyck girl, Emilia?” Dallas asks you, sounding very shocked. “You mean she and he have...?”cont
>>3627430“I dunno.” you say with a shrug. “But she’s always hangin’ around him, even if you can’t always see her. She’s very sneaky.”“As most assassins are.” Juanita says. “But even if not the young king Vegeta, surely there’s some boy out there who has caught your eye?”“Well, maaaybe.” you say, feeling your cheeks warming up for some reason. “There is one guy I kinda like.”“Oh really? Tell us more about him.” Dallas says excitedly. “What’s this mystery man like?”“Well, he’s kinda a jerk.” you say, once again surprising both the announcers. “He’s loud an’ says lots of mean stuff, and is sometimes mean to his little brother too. And he won’t give up trainin’ until he finally beats me.”“Sounds like the two of you have a rivalry, and not any sort of romantic interest.” Juanita comments.“Well, it’s certainly not the strangest marriage story I’ve ever heard, right Juanita?” Dallas says.“If you ever pull a stunt like that again, I shall feed you your own genitalia.” she replies to him icily, Dallas shrinking before her as she then turns back to you with a smile. “So, does this mystery boy have a name?”“Yup. But I’m not gonna say.” you say with a wink. “You’ll just have to wait and see!”“Awww, c’mon now champ.” Dallas says. “Give us a hint, at least.”“Weeeell, okay.” you say, relenting a bit. You’ll give them a little bit to hint at Raditz. “He’s a bit older than me, like Vegeta, and he’s strong too. He’s one of the only people I can go full power against and have fun fighting him. But he still hasn’t beaten me!”“Well well, it seems like all you boys out there have some stiff competition if you want to win this beauty.” Dallas says into the camera, then turns to you. “Any closing remarks, champ, before you head out to your next fight?”“Yeah.” you say, standing up and looking square into the camera behind the announcers. With a small effort you flash up into your Super Saiyan form, pointing a thumb at yourself. “If you think you got what it takes, step into the ring and take your best shot. I’ll take on anyone who’s brave enough to step in and prove they can fight!”“You heard it here folks, the champ is ready to take on all comers.” Dallas says, as you make your way out of the interview room and towards the arena. It’s finally time! Stretching as you walk, you revert back to normal, thinking over what you know about today’s opponent and smiling. She’s around your age, but blonde all the time and smaller than you, But her power is for real, destroying tanks in a single shot of her weapon. And she’s fast too, flying around the battlefield with the help of that strange equipment. This could be really fun! Hurrying you rush to where your transport is waiting, you’re ready to get this started!cont
>>3627434“Alright ladies and gentlemen, the moment you have been waiting for has arrived!” you hear Dallas shout, the roar of the crowd audible from way up here. Looking down on your arena, the cheers of your fans gets your blood pumping. You’re ready to get this started! “Put your hands together for today’s challenger; representing the Fatherland Empire of Freeza Planet 1037, the Devil of the Rhine herself, Major Tanya Degurechaff!!”The audience cheers quite loudly, time to put this upstart in her place. You walk to the edge of the transport, hovering high over the arena, waiting for your cue to jump.“And her opponent, who needs no introduction.” Juanita says, you stepping off and falling through the air. “The reigning champion of Dreadzone herself, Chaya!!”You crash down to the arena as he finishes, the whole audience screaming and cheering for you. You smile to yourself as the dust slowly clears, your fans cheering noticeably louder for you than for the challenger. As it should be. You stand up out of the dust as it clears, seeing your opponent having already pointed her rifle at you.“So, we meet at last.” Tanya says to you, smirking but not lowering her weapon. “Defeating you will bring much honor to the Fatherland!”“If you can.” you say back, aura flaring around you as you clench your fists. It shifts to gold around you, you feeling your strength skyrocket as you transform. Once you’re in your Super Saiyan form, you drop into your own fighting stance, bouncing and tail twitching in anticipation. “Just try and keep up.”“And it looks like our defending champ isn’t taking Tanya lightly, Chaya already going Super!” Dallas shouts. “Fighters ready? Aaaaaand begin!”https://youtube.com/watch?v=XBasbUQNlLM“Haaaaa!!” you shout, opening the match with a quick pair of Eye Beams aimed at her gun. The small fighter flips over her left shoulder, keeping her gun pointed at you and unleashing a dozen or so shots at you while upside-down.“Destroying her weapons is the fastest path to success.” Shellshock says into your ear as you leap high, firing a quick trio of Ki Punch Blasts at the major. She flips backwards, dodging two then dashing into the air to dodge the third and pursue you. “She channels her magic into her shells, and boosts their destructive capacityz Those weapons account for the majority of her strength.”“Yeah, they’re powerful.” you say, remembering the clips of her fighting you’d seen before. She reminds you of Daddy in a way, cutting down every enemy she faced without mercy or hesitation. But there’s something else that strikes you about her, something that she tries to hide in front of the cameras for some reason but you both share: she enjoys fighting.cont
>>3627437“Got you! Haaaa!!” you shout, firing a Ki Wave at the quickly-approaching soldier. Tanya nimbly dodges, spinning around your wave and unleashing another barrage of shots from her auto rifle. You’re forced to end your wave and again dodge, but instead of climbing higher and getting out of the spotlights you drop down, throwing your arms wide. Gathering your ki quickly you slam your palms together, then unleashing. “Final Flash!!”“SHIT!!” Tanya shouts, unable to dodge in time and instead creates her golden shield, your powerful blast slamming hard into it. You hadn’t gotten much time to charge it, so it wasn’t quite as powerful as it could have been. But it wasn’t a complete waste, your attack sending her sky-high. After a half-dozen seconds you end the attack, gathering your ki into your right fist as you see her switching weapons. “*Cough Cough* Not bad, Chaya. But now it’s my turn.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z9UfnRpOZa0“Hear me lord.” Tanya says, you watching as her gun begins glowing with a rainbow aura. “I wield my sword in your name, to conquer the foes of the Fatherland.”“Get ready kid.” Shellshock says, as Tanya continues her chant. “Here it comes.”“Good.” you reply, ki beginning to spiral as you prepare your Piercing Fist. “Let’s see what she’s got.”“I told you before that this is a terrible idea.” he says annoyingly, you ignoring him and focusing on your attack, and hers. “But good luck.”“Lord, I beseech thee, smite my foe!” Tanya shouts, firing.”“Champion’s Lance!!” you roar, blasting right towards Tanya’s super-explosive shot. Your attack slams straight into her magical shot, shell bursting in a colossal, firey explosion. But your Champion Lance’s spiraling aura shields you from the worst of it, your charge uninterrupted. You see Tanya’s surprised face, blue eyes wide as you close in. But just as your attack was about to connect, her eyes glow bright gold, your opponent twisting and dodging the piercing point of your attack. But she didn’t avoid it all, the spiraling ki knocking her away and plummeting towards the arena floor.“No way, she stopped it!?” you hear her shout, switching back to her auto gun and unleashing another volley at your back. Ending your lance you turn to again face her, but with no time to dodge you can only block the dozen or so shots slamming into you. Each one explodes against you, your armor cracking and shattering under the barrage as you shield your face.“She’s out!” you think to yourself as her attacks stop, you swiping the smoke cloud away with your left. As you do this you gather a large ball of ki in your right, tossing it down after her. You watch as Tanya sees the attack coming and again activates her shield, readying her defenses. Perfect.cont
>>3627440Your sphere detonates against her shield, exploding and kicking up a cloud of smoke to obscure her vision. As her vision is blocked you dash down, gathering your ki into your fist. You shout as you create a Piercing Fist, dashing through the smoke and slamming fist-first into her shield. And despite her powerful magical barrier, your attack pierces straight through it. Tanya’s eyes widen in surprise, your energy slicing across her right side as your charge launches you past her. It doesn’t give you a chance to follow up, as your Piercing Fist slams into the far side of her wavering shield. Her shield drops as you end your attack, you turning just in time to see she’s dropped her larger gun and drawn another weapon. It looks like a small club, but you know that it’s a grenade.“Gotcha.” she says with a sinister grin, tossing it down at you. Your eyes widen in surprise, curling up to guard your face and torso just before it explodes. Her grenade’s explosion goes off right by you, the firey blast scorching your forearms and lower legs as it sends you crashing down to the ground.“Oww.” you mutter, moving your arms from in front of your face to see your foe. But as you move your arms, your eyes widen in surprise as you see Tanya’s long rifle glowing with a rainbow aura, preparing to again fire a massive magical attack at you. That could really hurt, you have to do something or she may very well destroy you!“Nowhere to run now!” she shouts, firing. You watch the glowing shot dropping fast towards you, you have to do something! Looking over, you see one of the large arena floor tiles was broken by your landing, an idea suddenly coming to you. You grab the slab of floor, hefting it as you stand and holding it between the two of you like a giant shield. You’ve gotta time this just right, else this could really hurt. “That won’t save you!”And just as it’s about to hit, you dash out from under it, circling around the arena as her attack explodes against it, obliterating the floor tile as you sneak up behind the soldier. She sighs out, the magical aura disappearing from around her gun. But before she can react you’re behind her, grabbing her arms in yours and locking your hands behind her head.“Wh-Wha-?! How?!!” she shouts in surprise, immediately struggling to free herself from your hold. “When did you get behi-the slab!”“Yup.” you say with a giggle. “I gotcha now, there’s no escape.”“Oh really?” Tanya asks, her tone immediately making you wonder if you made a mistake. But you don’t have time to question it, as everything goes red.BOOMcont
>>3627444“Did...Did she blow herself up?” you wonder, coughing on the smoke now surrounding you. Looking down you see your armor has been obliterated, your exposed skin scorched. But you’re still here, where’s Tanya? You cough again on the smoke, sweeping it all aside with a swipe of your left arm and looking around. You see the young mage dropping from the air, a wide grin on her face as she falls towards the ground. You sigh out, returning to normal as you drop down towards her. Her left eye widens in fear as you approach, her right red and unable to see. But instead of finishing her off you catch the petite girl, holding her in your arms as you touch down.“Wha...?” she asks you, barely conscious. “Ch-Chaaa...?”“Shhh, it’s over.” you say, Tanya’s strength failing as she passes out in your arms. “Sleep now.”“And that’s it, Chaya has once again defended her title!” Dallas shouts, the audience roaring in approval at your victory. But you see that she’s in really rough shape, she needs to get healed, and quick!“Raven! I need a portal, and quick!” you think out, carrying the smaller woman from the arena.-Later-“Huh? Where am I?” you think to yourself, eyes slowly opening as you feel a strange sensation all around your body. Looking around, you seem to be in some sort of liquid, and more disturbingly naked. You are Major Tanya Degurechaff, once a salaryman in Japan you were reborn as a young girl in a world consumed by war. You’d volunteered, planning to rise through the ranks in the rear, but that self-proclaimed god Being X had other plans.And once you’d won the war, he threw another curveball your way, strange aliens landing and declaring the planet under their thumb. You and your mages had resisted, and managed to barely defeat the landing alien advance force. But once they showed their true strength the Empire had willingly surrendered and joined their cause. After discovering the existence of the combat sport Dreadzone, the brass had decided that they should send their strongest mage as a representative to show their power. And of course, this fell to you. You had won your way up the ranks, eventually trading blows with the champion, the Saiyan Chaya. But where are you now.“She’s finally awake!” you hear someone say, the fluid beginning to drain around you. After a few moments the pod opens, you seeing a familiar face.“Chaya?” you ask, the Saiyan girl smiling wide at you.“That was so fun!” she says, reaching out and hugging you. You wince in anticipation of the pain, having blown yourself up before it leaves you in rough shape. But as she hugs you, you realize you’re not in any pain. What’s going on? “Are you okay?”cont
>>3627447“I, well yes.” you say surprised, Chaya releasing you. Looking around, you spot your uniform properly folded on a nearby table, next to an elderly grey-haired man. “Where am I?”“You’re on the ship.” she says, not really explaining anything as you walk over to your uniform.“New Salda.” the old doctor says, his assistant staring at you wide-eyed and slack-jawed. “General Karn’s ship.”“General Karn?” you ask, doing your best to keep your face surprised and suppressing an evil grin. You’d been hoping to impress Chaya enough to get an invite back to her planet and hopefully meet the legendary General Karn, but this is better than you could have hoped for. You’re now in. “Why am I here?”“You hurt bad.” the doctor says, shooing his assistant so he quits staring at you and makes himself busy elsewhere in the room. “Chaya bring you here. Pod fix your wounds.”“The Fatherland appreciates your gracious assistance very much.” you say, giving him a proper salute once fully dressed in your imperial uniform. You then turn to Chaya, questioningly. “But why did you bring me here?”“‘Cause you were hurt.” she says, as if you asked her something obvious. She’s just too innocent. “And I had fun. I was hoping we could do that again sometime.”“It would be my pleasure.” you say, saluting her as well. But after looking around, you realize your weapons aren’t in here. “But without my weapons, I’m not nearly as formidable.”“Don’t worry, they’re okay.” she says oblivious, but a quick glance at the doctor reveals he’s eyeing you suspiciously. Better get out of here. “C’mon, there’s somebody I want you to meet!”“Alright then.” you say, Chaya grabbing you by the wrist and leading you from the medical area. You take in the interior of the ship, the walls at a noticeable curve. The ship must be circular then. But as you’re studying the ship around you, Chaya suddenly freezes in place. “Chaya?”“Something’s wrong.” she says, no longer walking but flying. “Chilli’s gone!”Well, this can’t be good. As you’re dragged behind the high-speed Saiyan, you begin to question if trying to get in with the top PTO general and Freeza himself through Karn’s daughter was such a good idea?-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 92 Epilogue End-
Huh Tanya? Neat. I'ma be keeping a close on her though. She's a manipulative bitch.ALSO I CALLED IT ON THE RADITZ CHAYA THING.Good job GD.
Shit I called it.Also >>3627427Best uncle
>>3627463Glad you enjoyed. And her being on New Salda will certainly be. Interesting.>>3627465I had to work very hard at not spoiling the reveal, but it was worth it. And yes, yes he is.
>>3627450Is karn going to try and dad tanya not knowing shes a Japanese salary man?How would tanya react to that? What would she think when she hears that karn and Frieza not think that our resident gods are worthless?
>>3627450You really are throwing fucking curveballs at us GD.That said, I'm interested in seeing what she's bringing to the table to try and get on Frieza's good side.
>>3627481Good ep GD. How many 'earths' is that now? three?>>3627503Wonder if she's hoping Karn can help her with her own deity problem? Either that or she heard how comfy his crew is and wanted to join up for an easy career.
>>3627521If she brought guns, she gets a spot on our crew right then and there.If we can get a pistol capable of channeling Ki as a backup, I say that's more than a fair trade.
>>3627503Possibly. And don’t forget, Tanya’s ultimate goal is to live a comfortable secure life, and flip Being X the bird. If she sees how both Karn and Freeza see the gods, however...>>3627513Glad I surprised at least some of you. And the same thing she brought to the Empire.>>3627521Several. Don’t forget, at one point pre-Majin Buu, humanity roamed far and wide across the stars.>Either that or she heard how comfy his crew is and wanted to join up for an easy career.As long as you do your job, Karn’s ship is the most coveted post in the entire PTO.
>>3627541Wait how is she not dying on New Salda right now? Shouldn't she be an imperial pancake?
>>3627565Probably for the same reason Megumin ins't. Magic.
>>3627565Well right now she’s still on the ship, which Karn’s crew of sub-2000 powerlevels are just fine on. Once she goes outside, however, we’ll see.>>3627568A very valid answer. As well as Yunyun, Raven, and others.
>>3627584To be fair, I can see Raven having adjusted to the gravity here by now. It's been years.
>>3627541>If she sees how both Karn and Freeza see the gods, however...Holy shit I want this so badly. Another recruit for the Zero Kai’s Plan.
>>3627600I meant when she first arrived.>>3627604Could be an interesting scenario, one day down the road. Depending on what goes down, of course.
>>3627712What will tanya think when she finds out that karn has an ability that can ignore special defenses and permanently kill gods and demons?why was mouse staring at naked loli tanya?
>>3628270Mouse knows to be suspicious. You certainly don't travel with Karn without developing keen bullshit detectors.
>>3627541>Possibly. And don’t forget, Tanya’s ultimate goal is to live a comfortable secure life, and flip Being X the bird.>>3627541>As long as you do your job, Karn’s ship is the most coveted post in the entire PTO.Wait. Does Tanya want to ask Karn for a spot in his ship?
>>3628273Maybe ha has weird magical eyes and saw Chaya huging a naked Japanese salaryman that then dressed like a girl.
>>3628270Will be very interested in that ability.>spoilerNow that’d be telling.>>3628273>You certainly don't travel with Karn without developing keen bullshit detectors.Ha.>>3628426It’s a possibility.>>3628494That would be a weird sight.
>>3628494Nah he doesn't have magic eyes. He's just seen this episode already.
Hope everyone’s finally ready to dig into the last large training block before this peace ends. We’ll have several either-or choices regarding your training, and who’s ready for Megumin’s reaction to Yunyun?
>>3629555I'm gunna be really sad, since I've probably going to have a long shift tomorrow, and will miss the first....six or seven hours of live. I really hope we roll tomorrow and sunday. We need it.Also GD are you still doing my suggestion of 'Vote for 1 of the following you have X Training Slots in total'?
>>3629566don't worry anon, I've been rolling like shit recently, so things will surely turn around for me this weekend r-right?
>>3629566>Also GD are you still doing my suggestion of 'Vote for 1 of the following you have X Training Slots in total'?I have something similar set up. Training will be divided by time, and further by type. This will be last call for gains, and we’ll see what kind of progress is made.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3629578Testing the winds of luck. Interpret this as you may.
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>3629834Watch me go!
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>3629959>>3629834
hey GD how does cell feel about karn and his family?
>>3630355He likes Chilli the most, of those not living with him in Towa’s realm. The young Saiyan has sparked Cell’s creative side, not only stealing others’ moves but inventing their own. He respects Karn and Meloka’s willingness to slaughter enemies, and wishes he could figure out how Koruza does that. If he could do that, he’d be nearly unstoppable.
>>3630405But Cell doesn't need to be unstoppable. He's already Perfect
>>3630576perfection is a lie those who have stagnated tell themselve to feel better. there is always room for imrpovment if you try hard enough.
>>3630625Self-improvement is just the crutch used by those who can't stand that they aren't perfect.
>>3630827WATCH OUT CELL! THAT ELEVEN YEAR OLD IS THROWING A FIT!
>>3630576Ha.>>3630625It happened to Cell to, after he nearly died he came back stronger.>>3630967Kek.
>>3631043Episode 93 is here: >>3631073
>>3616387Huh, never expected our kids to learn magic too, I suppose our nerdy boy would be the one for it. Good on him, his and Megu's babies will definitely be adorable.
>>3627423Oh...oh damnit Chaya, you precious snowflake.>>3627425And the tears in my eyes.
>>3627434Huh, I think I hear the sound of Raditz screaming
>>3627503That was a double negative that means we think the gods don't suck.