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You are Unglück, the God of Evil. You were created hundreds of years ago by the supreme being Akasha.

As your plans ever increase, so does your ambition.

Thread 1: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3568727/
Thread 2: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3589163/
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>>3608707
Second
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>>3608707
Glad you didn't die OP.
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>>3608707
Hello OP
Sorry for ruining the last thread :(
>>3608719
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>>3608707
I bet that the visitor is Elhalálozás, coming out of a black portal seems like his thing.
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You feel your magical powers and control over the domain of Magic fading fast.

A voice and a visage comes out of the mass of chilling dark.

"Oh you have no idea the things I have been tormented with.... The things I overcame back there.... I am bubbling.... with fury...."

"Unglück....... Unglüüüüüücccckkkkk..... You cannot begin to imagine how I feel now that I am told to serve you....."
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"I know you've done something while I was away..... so tell me...."

"What have you done.... to my beautiful Murn...?!"

>Answer Telesmos.
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>>3608752
Hey, it’s whatshisface Telsemos!
Aaand fuck, we’re not the god of magic. And he’s going to be pissed we killed Fantasmos, that’s not gong to be fun to deal with.
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>>3608756
Lulu is hanging out over there. Oh and Fantomas fell into Pure Fabric by accident. You can't have any by the way.
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>>3608756
We prevented them from rioting.
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>>3608768
He won’t believe that, we should tell him the truth and apologise, then blame it on him.
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>>3608772
We didn't shove him into pure fabric, he legit tripped over, fell on it and then choked on himself.
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>>3608756
Nothing just some small improvements here and there like killing you shithead of a demigod. Also lulu lives there now.
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>>3608783
Right but we made him mentally retarded beforehand.
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>>3608756
Might as well be honest, he's obligated to be our bitch now anyway, just like Jazeel.

Tell him that we killed Fantasmos and let Lulu in.
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His anger matters not he serves us now. Personally I like his transformation looks and speaks alot less faggy.
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>>3608794
We should offer to help him remake fantasmos, imagination could help there.
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>>3608756
>"Pretty much how you left it, dear brother, minus one annoying demigod and plus one annoying god.
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>>3608804
Famantos was a fag and just as annoying as telemaos.
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>>3608756
oh
>embrace Telesmos
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>>3608824
Yeah, but it would tide over Telesmos.
If we’re going to be stuck with him we want him tolerable to be around.
Also, updated the sheet.
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Telesmos' anger cools as he recreates his old shell around his core and gathers his magic.

"Oh hoho hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh....... It feels good to finally be back...."

"I will.... listen to you..... Unglück.... for now...."

"But mark my words.... one day... one of these days..... You will regret everything...."

Telesmos uses his magic to teleport himself back to Murn, leaving you to Hurst for now.
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>>3608756
>Eyyyy orb face! It's been a while. How was the Dreadwalk? And it's about the same as usual, minus whateverhisnamewasmos. And Lulu's crashing there right now.
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>>3608865
>"But mark my words.... one day... one of these days..... You will regret everything...."

Hey, I think I know who's getting put in charge of our demon asteroid in the middle of nowhere!
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>>3608865
This new Telsemos seems far more dangerous than the last one.
His rashness and arrogance is gone, he’s playing the long game from here on out.

We should keep an eye on him for sure.
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>>3608873
And also isn't getting allowed anywhere near Murn, ever!
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You are no longer temporary God of Magic. Telesmos has assumed the full domain once more, though Magic is spread far out over Hurst.

Your Mirrors report that a new faction has risen between the Empire and the Church on Hurst. They calls themselves the National Socialists.

>Sleep for a period.
>Visit a sibling.
>Do something with your Daughters.
>See the happenings on Hurst.
>Visit the Demon World.
>Visit Murn.
>Investigate a way to reach the Titan Universe.
>Write in.
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>>3608886
Seeing how Jazeel is breaking the news to her people could be good fun. Though we haven’t interacted with hurst for a while.
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>>3608886
>>See the happenings on Hurst.

Lets see how this now three-way civil war is progressing.
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>>3608886
>Visit a sibling.

Send Telesmos to the demon asteroid and Hurst or literally anywhere else before he can do something dangerous with the ascension engine on Murn and the oodles of Pure Fabric we've still got there gogogogo
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>>3608898
It’ll be fiiiine.
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>>3608886
>>See the happenings on Hurst.
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>>3608886
>Visit Murn and talk to Telesmos
Its very rude to walk out on who you're talking to.
We can check on the upstart commies later.
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>>3608886
>>Do something with your Daughters.
>See the happenings on Hurst.
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>>3608886
>See the happenings on Hurst.
Hmm, I hope our daughters are doing their jobs.
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>>3608925
Bet the slackers are off “celebrating” instead of tirelessly orchestrating evil
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>>3608834
Think you can put the Demon Lord Mubingawhatever and the Demon Realm in there somewhere?
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>>3608886
Natsocs?

>See the happenings on Hurst.

this is worthy of our attention
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>>3608930
WHEN ARE WE GONNA SEE THE IMPS.
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>>3608886
See the happenings
I want to know what these nazis are like.
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>>3608900
Lets at least put the Pure Fabric somewhere that isn't on Murn and out of our brother's reach, like the Demon Realm. He (probably?) wouldn't be able to find it there. And Mubingawhatever would probably put up at least enough of a fight that we could get there in time to stop him if he tried to take it.
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>>3608886
>See the happenings on Hurst.
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>>3608929
I jammed them in the corner

>>3608945
Whatever Telsemos is doing, or trying to do, he will fail. We don’t need to intervene, I’m sure LuLu is more than enough of a hassle to prevent him getting anything done.
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>>3608886
>They call themselves the National Socialists
And you fags said the Church was Lawful Evil. Once we’ve got the militant fascist theocrat war machine going full tilt, that’s going to be delightful, I’m sure Thedrin would be glad to help pitch in with their ideologue’s theory-crafting. Hmm, anyhow do you think we should corrupt the sword then reforge it into the Hand of Providence ourselves, or should we commission Gelfast to do the smithing? I’m a little hesitant because he’ll try to keep the resulting abomination weaker than his own weapon, and considering that it’d be two god-tier artifacts spliced together, I’m confident it could be somewhere around 1.5 times as strong.
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>>3608756
>>3608865
>the fire is noticeably dimmer
Niiice touch
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>>3608985
Need the badass Celestial forge to be able to reforge the sword in the first place - and it was a present from Father, so we can't replicate it.
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>>3608985
We could just duel wield the two blades instead, we don’t need to fuse them.
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>>3608985
The empire is lawful evil. The church was chaotic evil but is now more netural evil.
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>>3608985
But we do have a favor, which we can cash in on another weapon.
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>>3608957
nice
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>>3608985
Fascism is a ticking time bomb. If there isn't perpetual war eventually the whole system will fall apart.
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>>3608985
Not interested peddle your ism elsewhere.
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>>3609007
No, the Book of Justice was a gift from Father, the Flaming Sword was forged by Gelfast and is therefore, to some extent, mutable.

>>3609008
I’m leaning more toward draining it’s power and souping up the Hand of Providence so it can have a similar perpetual flaming effect.

>>3609010
I think we should dissolve the National Socialists and get their ideology and /aesthetic/ into both the Church and the Empire for maximum gains.

>>3609012
Ahaha! Anon, you brilliant, beautiful bastard!

>>3609045
Isn’t that exactly what we’ve been planning to do? No system does total, absolute, never-ending war better than a fascist theocracy, and that is exactly what we need.

>>3609057
What?
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>>3608886
Having 3 factions can mean allies we must investigate
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>>3609065
I am against fostering the growth of the National Socialists.
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>>3609065
>No, the Book of Justice was a gift from Father, the Flaming Sword was forged by Gelfast and is therefore, to some extent, mutable.
I think he's saying that the Celestial Forge was a gift from Father.
>>3609057
What?
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>>3609086
I refer you to my clarification post
>>3609080
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>>3609096
I'm all for it. Think of how delightfully mustache twirlingly evil a NatSoc empire would be.
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>>3609080
>>3609096
It’s an Evil ideology and we are the God of Evil. I understand if you don’t want the civil war to devolve into a threesome but it seems efficient.
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>>3609101
Please correct me If I'm wrong but don't fascist state usually have hard-line anti-religion policies?
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>>3609065
We cant really use our mortal armies if their off fighting each other.
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>>3609112
Hence, fascist theocracy.
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>>3609112
no
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>>3609065
I was talking about the Celestial Forge - it was from Father, so only Gelfast can reforge such stuff.
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>>3609118
We don’t need perpetual war, only two or three millennia for them to get around Thedrin’s peak nuke-tech and surpass it with magic splicing. Besides, we have an army of Oni to meet our footsoldier needs in the present.
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>>3609119
A fascist theocracy, isn't that what we already have with the empire?
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>>3609125
Ah, right. I’m not saying we should reforge it, I’m saying we should corrupt its energies and then transfer them to the Hand of Providence.
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>>3609129
No, the empire is explicitly not a theocracy, it’s just an empire. Albeit one headed by an immortal god-king but he isn’t actively worshiped and they aren’t aggressively expansionist fanatics.
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>>3609128
You've convinced me then.
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>>3609135
that god-king just happens to be our son that will listen to us and do as we ask. Which leads me to ask why we would need or want the NS
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>>3609147
The ideological drive isn’t so important as the sleek, gray-metal and leather uniforms aesthetic. Inspiring Evil is child’s play to us, but making it look “good” couldn’t go wrong.
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>>3609157
ah, you want to go with the NS for the edge lord points. Yeah, it's going to be a hard pass for me.

>support the empire
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You search across your whole Realm, driving through mindscapes until you come to know the location of the HQ for these 'National Socialists'.

You fly there and find yourself viewing a large jungle island, National Socialist supporters crawling over all over it. They had invented machines that hid under the water, which came and went from docks.

You compile what you know and see that they have a few hundred thousand members. They quickly gained some traction, and most of them are on this island.

Their core beliefs is that Hurst should be united under an absolute government, and that religion is the root of all bad things and conflict on Hurst. They seek to remove the Empire, the Church, and to destroy all the Mirror Minions.

You see something out of this world there, literally.

A ship made for space travel, it's origin clearly not of this planet.

These National Socialists had somehow come into contact with an extraterrestrial...

You fly down closer to investigate further...
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>>3609205
>destroy all the Mirror Minions.
yeah those NS are totally going to side with us.
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Nvm, fuck the national socalists.
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>>3609205
These natsocs are dicks
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>>3609205
Well shit, looks like they're our enemies.
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>>3609205
*Gasp*! CommieNazis from outter space!
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>>3609205
Hmm... it’ll be easy enough to pillage their technology.
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destroy them then spread the tech
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>>3609205
fuck nazis, amirite fellas

for real though even if they werent against us im against any faction we didn't create.
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>>3609236
>>3609240
>>3609247
whaaa, ah man who would have guessed the NS would be against us.
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>>3609205
Aw shiit, fixin' to get Ancient Aliens up in here.

>>3609171
>>3609258
Nothing wrong with a little edge, as long as we don't overdo it.
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>>3609218
>>3609236
>>3609240
Well they did identify the problem correctly but they are not a National Socialist society until they declare race and the nation inseparable and oust everyone that is not the same race as them to form an ethnostate.
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also when are we going to see the fucking imps my man its been literal eons and we havent seen one. did the gurus just get bored and eat the imps or some shit?
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>>3609273
exactly
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>>3609274
Who gives a fuck? I'm sure they're fine.

>>3609273
>inb4 National Socialists turn out to be Imp supremacists who are angry that god (us) doesn't care
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You see some soldiers and two short figures talking on a landing platform near some rather large crates that looked to be cargo from the alien vessel.

One of the short figures was one of the Imps you put on Hurst a very long tine ago. He wore a peculiar outfit that spoke degrees of his social status, which was notably high. He was a high ranking NS officer named Popadoppel from what you could tell reading his mind.

The alien itself was a bit taller, but had strange proportions, such as a smaller everything else, and a abnormally large head. He had no eyes that you could see. He wore a skin-like outfit composed of many tiny machines. His name was Orus, and he hailed from the system Deneb, apart of an extrasolar species known as the Aunbis, who liked to puppeteer other species by befriending them and then infiltrating them...

You listened in closer....

"-nd with superior technology, we're destined to beat those lunatic crackers back all thanks to you!" The Imp says, garnering cheers from the soldiers, who were all Humans, Changelings and Imps.

"You've made a grrrrreat deal here hoss! My weapons will change everything for you."

"Yeah, now about the payment..."

"Oh don't worry about it. You just tell your fuhrer to take some time getting it and I'll bring more. We can meet at this same spot, just don't forget it, that uranium is important." The Alien says.

"Oh you will definitely be getting more than you asked for pal. Hey chumps, take these weapons to the fuhrer and then get your hides back to work, our bombing isn't gonna be much longer from now."

The NS soldiers began to transport the large crates of Alien weaponry through their base as the Alien himself return to his vessel and prepared to leave the planet again.

What will you do now?
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>>3609280
i give a fuck, i came up with the bastards and the birds. but actually, now that i think about it, they're probably the natsocs.
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>>3609205
>religion is the root of all bad things and conflict on Hurst
To be fair, they aren’t wrong.
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>>3609284
You called it.
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>>3609283
God power the advanced Tech to the empire and follow the alien to his home planet we have a new realm to conquer.
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>>3609283
Lets manifest ourself to Popa and have a little chat.
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>>3609283
Forget the bombing the NatSocs have planned, let's put a tracking spell on the ayy lmao vessel so we can find their planet later.
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>>3609296
This is solid, but do we do it before or after the ayys have bailed?
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>>3609283
>Appear before them and zap that hyena lookin thing.
then
> confiscate all weapons and uranium.
>ask why they would betray me?
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>>3609304
before, we already know where the system is, no need to tail the ayylmao
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>>3609305
this support
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>>3609283
Tell our daughters to handle the infidels and confiscate the new technology, then trail the Alien
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>>3609309
True, but they'll know something's up when the ship doesn't come back

>>3609305
Backing
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>>3609305
+1
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we should inspire the other factions with space travel
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Why don't we turn this around and make the natsocs into a proper third faction, a criminal empire/cult against both the Church and the Empire, with our backing and support. They could handle all the evil that the church and the empire don't cover.
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>>3609324
Or we help the empire win tech boost them and let them expand into space.
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>>3609305
+1

>>3609327
Nah, I sympathize with where they’re coming from but there’s nothing they can do that the Church and Empire can’t. I figure it’s best to learn a bit more about the situation before making any serious long-term decisions.
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>>3609332
No reason not to have both factions unite and go full magi-tech. Forget FTL, fucking portals is where it's at.
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>>3609334
You're probably right, i just like this imp lad, i wanna see him go far.
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We have a race of shapeshifters right?
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>>3609347
Oooooh right. But they probably can notice 'fake' crew members.
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>>3609305
support.
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>>3609344
Dude’s a pimp with the balls to spit in an objectively real god’s eyes, when said god is unanimously worshiped by both globe-spanning factions. Fucking ballsy, everyone involved but I really want to see this “fuhrer” of theirs.
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>>3609283
Follow them to their realm, mirror-phone Riso about if we can go to war with or kill extrasolar gods from outside our pantheon. Remember the location, then go find a way into the Titan-verse so we can go hunt them for gnosis.
Additionally, what ever happened to the mysterious shadow? Also,
>>3608229
>send a parchment asking him if he wants to have another tea party. And if we can bring our daughters.
This
>>3608315
We need to try this, I always loved making two mirrors face each other when I was a child

And don't forget the warning about Lulu >>3596590
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>>3609283

>send a parchment asking him if he wants to have another tea party. And if we can bring our daughters.
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>>3609283
lets be subtle lets stalk this fuck and scan like crazy
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>>3609305
Well it’s pretty obvious why they “”betrayed”” us considering we’re the literal god of evil who’s done nothing but be an edgelord.
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You allow yourself to be seen suddenly, causing the NS members to freak out. They begin to fire at you harmlessly with their mortal weapons.

You point your tendril over and shoot a tiny bolt of energy at the Alien vessel, blowing it down and causing it to crash into the water before you reach over and grab the large crate from the soldiers.

The Imp pimp runs away and more soldiers appear to fire at you. It doesn't seem like there's any reasoning with these atheists.

>Destroy the island and be done with it.
>Leave with the weapons and allow them to live.
>Write in.
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>>3609529
lets kindnapp that alien now when this is going on
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>>3609529
>Leave with the weapons and allow them to live.
Getting !notISIS attempting to infiltrate both sides seems like a great way to encourage a secret police. If they ever get out of hand, it’s not like we can’t bring in the Manticores and smite them
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>>3609529
>>Destroy the island and be done with it.
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>>3609529
>>3609537
ok i am on for this but we need to kidnapp that alien for info and stuff
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>>3609529
>>Leave with the weapons and allow them to live.
You have to admire them. even when facing a god they stood there ground
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>>3609537
>>3609543
>>3609545
Vis
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>>3609529
>Leave with the weapons and allow them to live.

Even if they're atheists, as long as the playing field's even we only stand to benefit from the strife they'll cause.
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>>3609529
>Leave with the weapons and allow them to live.
Give the weapons to both the Church and Empire.
>destroy the Submarine port.
>capture the Imp Pimp
>transport the ship to an isolated area and study its tech or give scraps of the hull to the Empires technicians so they can create super hard armor
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>>3609529
>Destroy the island and be done with it.
Fuck these space commienazi (literal) dogs, WE'RE the ones in control here.
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>>3609529
Nuke it from orbit.
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>>3609562
>>3609559
Guys, guys, don't forget about the submarines! Gotta create Krakens and shit to hunt them down.
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>>3609559
>create 5 Great Krakens to watch over the seas our our realm
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>>3609283
>garnering cheers from the soldiers, who were all Humans, Changelings and Imps.
Interesting that there's no birds involved.
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>>3609602
we've treated the birds very favorably since their inception, it only makes sense they'd be loyal.
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>>3609589
Yes
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So, do we establish X-Com or just tell our daughters to watch out for ayyys? And should we call a defence meeting with our allies and subjects?
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You extend your two tendrils out and snake them around, digging one through the hull of the alien vessel and pulling out the injured Alien arms dealer.

The other shoots forward past some soldiers, the mere force of it moving by them powerful enough that it breaks their skeletons. It piles through a wall and extracts the Imp Pimp.

You summon some Mirror Minions who come along and pick the ship up with telekinetic rays before you ascend the atmosphere. You instruct the Mirror Minions to place it somewhere that it could be noticed by the Empire, and to make it look like a crash site. They drag it off back to the continents.

"Now this is just about the worst day I've ever had!" The alien named Orus says.

"So uh... the deals off, huh?" Popadoppel remarks.

"If we get out of this alive, you owe me a mountain of uranium!"

"And just who the hell are you? I got a reputation to keep up as a gun runner, and you just wrecked my ship! Asshole!" Orus said to you, flailing about.

You're receiving a signal from Murn as the two go back and forth.

What will you do with them?
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>>3609649
>Assume Direct Control
Brainwash them and take all their knowledge: where are NatSoc bases, do the aliens supply other planets, what is Deneb like.
Then relay the info to Daughters, tell them to keep an eye out, Daddy will deal with this once he sees what's going on on Murn.
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>>3609649
"Popadoppel, my son, why would you go against me so?"
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>>3609643
Don't we have an orbital mirror network? We should have that defence meeting though.
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>>3609654
I'm down with forcibly taking their knowledge, but let's let Popadoppel retain his free will and personality, he's got spunk. He's also one of the original imps, and something of a baller, I still wanna do the crime family thing, even though it would be redundant, we gotta find some use for this guy, otherwise he'd just go to waste.
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>>3609654
This
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>>3609663
I agree with anon
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>>3609668
I hope Telesmos doesn’t try to explode on us again.
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Something's wrong with my router
>>3609654
Forgot to add: "who's the Führer and where do I find him?"
>>3609663
So you want to keep him as a 'merchant of death' so he could sell stuff to both sides?
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>>3609654
>>3609655
>only brain wash the alien
>"Popadoppel, my son, why would you go against me so?"
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>>3609649
>You're receiving a signal from Murn as the two go back and forth.
God, we're aren't gonna be having that tea party any time soon are we?
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>"Popadoppel, my son, why would you go against me so?"

"What? I ain't your son, I don't even..... I mean... You... you weren't even supposed to exist if you're really that thing the Church looneys worship..." Popadoppel mutters.

"You saying that this guy is a.... god? But there's no proof of divinity! Science more than disproved silly fairy tales like that!" Orus exclaims.

You send a pulse that knocks them out cold and then search their minds, every single neuron in their brains.

You find out that the National Socialists have at least five large fortresses on one continent. They are building an atomic weapon on their jungle island, which they plan on wiping out the capital of the Empire with, dealing a large blow to both the Imperials and the Church. They were going to use this to inspire more to rally to their technologically advanced cause. The Fuhrer of the NS is an Imp known as Lazlo Peringtop, a former statesman in the Empire, and the tallest recorded Imp in Hurst. He is currently on the island.

Deneb is a far and distant bright star. The alien species that Orus is apart of is native to a large world that is completely artificial. Their empire controls many other species through shadow governments they implant over time after raising relations with other species. These shadow governments are all directly controlled by the government back home at their artificial planet.

You let the two short figures go with some Mirror Minions and instruct the Mirrors to relay this to Khala and Gleam.

You have some business on Murn... You can only imagine what might have happened already now that Telesmos is back and Lulu is present there...

Whatever it was, you sought to resolve it quickly so you could get back to doing other things. Such as spending time with your children, something you never seem to be able to do! It's making you look like a deadbeat dad!
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>>3609749
>Natsocs want to take over the civil war by nuking shit.
>this ends the civil war.
>this also gives them total control of the planet's society.
Nope, Not letting that happen. Keep a reminder to throw that island into space alongside the rest of the fortresses, Plus pushing the Anubis' planet into their sun.
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>>3609749
Welp, I say we get Lulu some friends
That way he’ll be too distracted to argue for ownership of Murn
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>>3609767
Eh, we can probably be more subtle about it. Tip off the church and the Empire off to the existence of the weapon construction site, and let the three of them squabble over it. I doubt the atomic weapon will survive the ensuing conflict.
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When you arrive at Murn, you cannot seem to sense Telesmos presence.

You see ANOTHER large gathering of Wizards at Lulu's sand castle, but this time, they are not protesting...

They have defaced the whole castle, having formed some sort of grudge against Lulu.

You see a.... long hose running into the door of the sand castle, being held by a wizard outside, who uses it to spray the crowd with some ghostly wave.
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"Hrah hah hah! That's right everyone! UNLIMITED GNOSIS! Come get it while you can! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!" The santa wizard says, spraying the crowd with the hose without stop. You sense pure Gnosis coming from that hose. What the hell have they done?!

"Pure divine knowledge! You won't find this stuff anywhere else! Get it before the Faggot realizes! So much insight! You'll be dreaming like never before! Soon, we will ALL BE GODS! In terms of mental capacity at least." The dome wizard shouts.

The crowd continuously topples each other, all like rabid animals wanting more of the Gnosis.

What will you do in this situation now?
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>>3609803
I swear to god if these faggets have killed our llama we are burning them alive.
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>>3609803
>save Lulu from whatever the fuck this is
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>>3609803
Stop time and go inside the castle.
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>>3609803
Free gnosis handouts, huh?
Certainly this means they've been consuming it, right?
CERTAINLY THIS MEANS THEY HAVE SOME INSIDE OF THEM, YES?
OH BOY OH BOY.
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>>3609803
looks like its time to feast on them lets consume and scan all those who have consumed the Gnosis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpllUQ38CKY
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>You see a.... long hose running into the door of the sand castle
>hose

They're siphoning Gnosis from Lulu with a hose? .....Like an IV cable..... right?
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>>3609843
we need to save our llama boy.
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>>3609803
>>3609806
>>3609809
>>3609829
>>3609831
>>3609842
>>3609843
>>3609844
yes to all this its rip and tear time after we unplug lulu
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>>3609846
If anyone is going to kill that llama it's going to be us damn it!
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>>3609792
>house of detention
Top jej
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>>3609806
These tree fuckers better have not we still need our steed to ride in the final battle!
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>>3609803
>Scan for the ones who have gained gnois from lulu and drain their gnois till their retarted.
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>>3609803
Suck their gnosis, unplug Lulu and give it back to him.
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>>3609992
Then take lulu as a concubine, because some gods just want to watch the world burn
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>>3609803
Take the hose and load ourselves up with Gnosis with it.

I know they're probably draining it from Lulu, but I don't like him anyway so we might as well take advantage of this.
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>>3610167
Changing my vote to this
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>>3609803

Pretty much this >>3609846

We goes full Za Warudo and MudaMuda with our time ability.
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>>3610167
Calm down, edge lord.
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>>3610304
Fuck you. Theres nothing edgy about taking resources that would otherwise be wasted. And no im not person you replied to.
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>>3610304

We have nothing to lose here, it's literally free Gnosis. Lulu is useless to us at best and an annoying liability at worst.

>>3610333
this
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>>3610304
i don't see how that's is even remotely edgy. it's free gnosis
>>3609846
supporting
we need to keep the power of imagination
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>>3610167
supporting.
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>>3609846
Save lulu, unplug hose, harvest gnosis from wizards
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why do you people like lulu so much, hes been nothing but a pain in the ass the whole time we've known him, and he's annoying.
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>>3610527
He’s a pawn to play against Telsemos
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>>3610527
Honestly I feel for the guy
He has no domain, and nobody sees him as anything but a nusance
This is why I suggested making him some friends, his life is just so sad
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>>3610562
He isnt technically a sibling of ours, we could always just mercy kill him and get all his gnosis.
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>>3610571
Telsemos benefits far more from Lulu’s death than us, we should keep him.
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>>3610333
>>3610347
>>3610376
wow with all this salt I'll be able to undercut the local salt market and buy out my competitors.
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>>3610642
We benfit way more since we got all of a god's gnois. And we can allways distract telemos in other ways like unleashing little horn there since she's the demigod of discord.
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>>3610756
Nah man Lulu is a bro, you can't fuck a bro over like that, we are helping him.
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>>3610800
And maybe after that we can make him a friend and a bodyguard
(The bodyguard will be a spy for us)
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You will not allow this to go on! You were master of Telesmos now, and therefor master of Murn! That Gnosis belonged to YOU!

You revealed yourself and the wizards began to panic. Some trying to run.

You generated intense density and began to pull back all of them. The thousands of wizards were helpless as their minds burst open and the Gnosis they had consumed flowed back to you.

"B-BUT! I'M A MERRY OLD SOUL!"
"I'M TOO OLD TO DIE!"
"AAAAGGGHHH HELP US TELESMOS!"
"MY TREES! MY TREES!"

One by one, they fell dead in droves as you stole not only their Gnosis, but their life forces as well. These wizards deserved it, believing they could get away with something like this.
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>>3610918
Foolish mortals, daring to even consider stealing the power of the gods. Storm into that house, see what’s going on.
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>>3610947
+1
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>>3610947
this but also save Lulu
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>>3610958
This
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Before you lays the bodies of the thousands of wizards. You pick up the end of the hose and trace it back inside the sand castle.

It hung on supports drilled into the ceiling and all the way back to the source. The other end of the hose was above Lulu's head as the God lay on his couch.

"Oh! Hiiiiiiiii~"

"Ever since you told me to tone it down that one time, the wizards didn't stop harassing me. They started painting profound language everywhere and throwing toilet tissue all over my sand castle, not to mention the eggs they'd chuck in through the windows. But I got over it, I just focused on having fun." He says as though nothing was wrong.

"Then, suddenly, out of nowhere today, they came to me and said that they were sorry for everything and that they'd like it if they could put this hose up in here. So I let them and they told me to just sit still like this and don't move until they said so. They left a few hours ago."

"So what are you doin'?"

"Lulu.... How much Gnosis do you have?" You ask.

"Gnosis? Oh, I can generate an unlimited amount of it by channeling the Library Palatial. Why do you ask?"

You take a look at the hose siphoning Gnosis from above him, and then to the other end that was distributing it.

Lulu could make a never ending amount of Gnosis?

>Tell Lulu to stay put and begin absorbing Gnosis.
>Disconnect the hose and tell Lulu the truth.
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>>3610983
...
Well then. I guess we should have figured the wizards couldn’t subdue Lulu when half the pantheon couldn’t lay a scratch on him.
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>>3610983
>Tell Lulu to stay put and begin absorbing Gnosis.
Yeppp
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>>3610983
>>3609803
Fuck me up the ass, they weren’t shitting us when they said they had unlimited Gnosis.
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>>3610983
>Tell Lulu to stay put and begin absorbing Gnosis.
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>>3610993
>>3610988
He might get upset, we should tell him we killed the wizards
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>>3610983
>Tell Lulu to stay put and begin absorbing Gnosis.
>Make sure to do it through the hose so he wont notice.
>"Oh no reason."
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>>3610983
>Disconnect the hose and tell Lulu the truth.
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>>3610983
>"The guys outside were still calling you na-- Wait how the FUCK do you have access to the library?"
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>>3610983
>Tell Lulu to stay put and begin absorbing Gnosis.
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>Tell Lulu to stay put and begin absorbing Gnosis.
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>>3610983
fuck it lets just kill him and take all of the unlimited gnosis
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>>3611079
Thats uh...
Did you read what he said?
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>>3611083
we can eat his brains and figure out how he accesses the library
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>>3611087
We eat his brain.
His completely insane and paradoxical brain.

Even if we could do that without just going mad, we can’t even touch LuLu.
He dodged half the pantheon trying to hit him for hours, we on our own can’t do shit to him.
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>>3611090
we've never once tried to attack him, and we're the strongest minor god, how do you know we wouldn't just wipe the floor with him with a surprise attack? he trusts us after all.
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>>3611079
dick move, not in in character
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>>3610983
Let’s use some of dat Genosis to shape his new friends
If he has friends, then he can’t be farmed by wizards
Plus, Ally could also act as a nice little experiment
TO SEE IF LULU HAS ENOUGH GENOSIS TO TURN A DEMIGOD INTO A GOD
And if Ally does become a god like us, then we can give our daughters a little promotion using the same method
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>>3611098
how is that not in character?
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>>3610983
>Disconnect the hose and tell Lulu the truth.

He is a mastermind. He definitely knew what they were doing. Besides we could ask him if we could make a pool party of Gnosis.
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>>3610983
>>Tell Lulu to stay put and begin absorbing Gnosis.

> "Gnosis? Oh, I can generate an unlimited amount of it by channeling the Library Palatial. Why do you ask?"

Holy shit, Lulu is more powerful than we thought.
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>>3611111
Yeah tell him the truth
I don’t feel guilty about killing the wizards, we definitely need to keep Gnosis out of the hands of mortals, but we may have upset Lulu and he’s going to find out eventually.
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fuck lulu and fuck mlp
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>>3610983
>Disconnect the hose and tell Lulu the truth
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>>3611117
Something like "The wizards called you a fag so I killed them. I will create a real friend for you."?
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>>3611150
Then we make Ally
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>>3611150
We should make Lulu a friend, yeah
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>>3611079
>>3611087
>>3611091
He has unlimited Gnosis dumbass, he’d shatter our ass in a heartbeat.

>>3611111
This is a good point, and I’ll back it for the quints.
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>>3611150
>>3611154
>>3611161

Lulu is a god too, and if he has unlimited Gnosis he's probably more powerful than us. If he wants a demigod he could easily make one himself.
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>>3611079
>>3611087
>>3611091
Smooth brain anon.
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>>3611184
Well logically if he has unlimited Gnosis he is as powerful as father, so I don’t think he has infinite Gnosis, just that he can keep producing it infinitely.
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>>3611111
Got to go with the quints. We need to make allies with this guy before someone else uses this unlimited nuclear reactor against us. Give him his stupid friends!
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>>3610983
>Disconnect the hose and tell Lulu the truth.
I'm against being dicks to our family, we may be god of evil but that doesn't mean we have to be an asshole, especially our family. Pic related.
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>>3611202
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>>3611164
>>3611161
>>3611154
>>3611150
>>3611184
>>3611192
>>3611196
>>3611202
you faggots sicken me
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>>3611111
Shit, quints, guess we go with this.
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>>3610983
>Disconnect the hose and tell Lulu the truth.
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This is simply something you can't pass up.

You take the hose and press it against yourself, pulling more and more of the Gnosis through.

"Uh, hey, that might sting a little." Lulu tells you nonchalantly.

And surely it did sting as your mind seemingly exploded from taking in way more Gnosis than you have during the entirety of your existence.

An absolute explosion of divine knowledge ruptured you, but only you could feel it. Everything else around you was unchanged....
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>>3611234
Whoops.
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>>3611234
god dammit QM
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>>3611239
We can still tell LuLu what happened, it’s all good
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>>3611234
Ahhh yeeeeah
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>>3611234
Whatever I was just following the quints.
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>>3611234

UNLIMITED... POWAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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>>3611243
How about we challenge him to a Mac'N'Cheese eating contest?
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All you could feel was your gaining of insight as you saw truths and secrets of all creation manifest within your brain.

You couldn't exactly pinpoint the meaning behind it all, but it was there now.
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>>3611276
sick
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>>3611276
>"...Woah. Also ow."
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>>3611276
>"is this what it's like to be high?"
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>>3611276
Braaaaah
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>>3611276
>"So um do you feel like this all the time.... also yeah that thing's leeching from you."
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>>3611295
bro what was that
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Your conniptions stop as Lulu shakes you.

"Bro, are you okay?! You can't just take in so much Gnosis all at once, you could end up getting taken to the Beyond, and Cepte'Zchtek's spawn would feast on you there!"

"I AM....... FINE!" You say, twinging and convulsing from what you did, slowly regaining control.

>Ask Lulu something.
>Go find Telesmos and see what he's been up to.
>Return to Hurst.
>Write in.
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>>3611297
>>3611295
what happened?
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>>3611276
Is that the square from the fucking demiurge thread I posted on /tg/ two weeks ago?
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>>3611297
>>3611305
I'm making a post about how do we currently feel about the other gods and that was suppose to be "pic related" for Jazeel. But I went for the reply instead and spilled my spaghetti by forgetting to get rid of the image.
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>>3611304
>Ask Lulu something.
"What is the true extent of your power, dear brother?"
>Go find Telesmos and see what he's been up to.
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>>3611304
Well I suppose that was beneficial.
I guess we hide the bodies, make LuLu a friend and then finally bond with our family while
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>>3611309
what was the image? mlp hentai?
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>>3611308
Yeah, I really liked it.
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So, when are we making him a lady-friend?
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>>3611321
never, he has literally infinite gnosis, he can make one for himself if he wants it, which he apparently doesnt.
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>>3611304
>Ask Lulu something.

"BROTHER. That made me hungry Brother. Could i have some Mac'N'Cheese?"

"Brother. You must have unimaginable power to hold this much Gnosis!"
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>>3611304
> Ask Lulu something
>”How- How did those wizards manage it?”

>>3611309
You are our equivalent of a Chad, anon
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>>3611317
I’m glad you did, anon.
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>>3611324
Yeah ask him why he doesn't make any companionship if he's lonely and has in unlimited Gnosis.
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>>3611334
+1
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>>3611334
Support
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>>3611304
>>Ask Lulu something.
Ask him how he's able to channel the Library Palatial.
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So boys current opinions on other gods?

>Riso Tatsu
Chill af big brother. Would soak in heavenly waters with and complain about problems with.

>Elhalalozas
Creepy and scary, but still a pretty cool dude.

>Therdin
TOP LAD. Infinity out of ten. Would party and declare war on the universe with.

>Killkree
PledgeToProtect.png. Grade A wife material.

>Malito
Wholesome af grandma sister, should build a garden for.

>Gelfast
Top lad. Great brother.

>Tongha
Chill dude for an incarnation of destruction, don't let out though.

>Telemos
Get fucked cunt. But I like the evil cut of his jib.

>Lulu
Been nothing but a bro.

>Jazeel
>Pic related.

>>3611316
>This
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>>3611391
I agree with all except for telesmos and lulu, i like new edgy telesmos, he's cool now, and fuck lulu.
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The amount of faggots in this thread sickens me.
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>"What is the true extent of your power, dear brother?"

"Well I'm actually one of the weaker Gods. I just can't be touched because of the intangibility. I can't destroy if that's what you're wondering, I only seem to be able to create." Lulu says as he taps his chin.

"Oh, you must be amazed by how I can make so much Gnosis. Well, Gnosis doesn't equal raw power if that's what you're wondering."

>"BROTHER. That made me hungry Brother. Could i have some Mac'N'Cheese?"

"I only got some leftover pizza in the minifridge."

>>”How- How did those wizards manage it?”

"Manage what? They just asked me to stay put so I did. I wonder when they're coming back. I hope they weren't trying to absorb Gnosis from that hose though, mortals have limits and can only draw it in miniscule amounts, and when they reach their limit of Gnosis, their souls boil down into nothing and they just cease completely. Dying from Gnosis is to become nothing for mortals, they don't even go to the Dreadwalk. They would just be... gone."

>"How are you able to channel the Library Palatial?"

"Oh, I got a direct connection to Father. I can draw some knowledge from the Records with it."

>"Why don't your make yourself some friends if your so lonely?"

"Well, things might get boring fast if I just MAKE some friends. It takes the fun out of gaining new friends. I would rather meet somebody new and get to know them and the qualities they already have, ones I don't know yet, than create something with qualities I give them, qualities I would already know."

"Like making friends with you. You're a God of Evil, the most vile thing there is, but getting to know you was fun, even if you don't really like me that much."

You stare Lulu in the eye for a moment before you turn and leave. He waves you goodbye before going back to sitting on the couch.

Outside, you see the equivalent of police wizards cleaning up the masses of bodies.

You go to find Telesmos now and see why he wasn't there to stop that charade...
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>>3611423
Huh, lucky we killed the wizards when we did, they should be thankful.
Alls well that ends well.
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You move deep within Telesmos' laboratory, down through his library and ritual chambers. All the way to the Core of Murn where his ascension machine was.

When you come about, you see the elaborate rings that made his machine, the Machina, moving around the Core of Murn.

You see Telesmos there, holding one of the Pure Fabric containers. He throws it down to the floor, and you see it is.... empty....

Looking closer, you see that all of the Titan containers on the entire machine are empty, the Pure Fabric stored inside of them at one time missing.

"TELESMOS.... WHAT DID YOU DO?! WHERE IS THE PURE FABRIC?!" You shout at him.

"Hmhmhm.... Pure Fabric? What Pure Fabric? All I see are a collection of empty squares. Not a speckle to be found." He says.

"Looks like the Machina won't work after all now that it's all gone. I wonder who took it all? Hah hah hah...."

>Attack Telesmos.
>Question him more.
>Destroy the Machina.
>Write in.
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>>3611451
>>Destroy the Machina.
M'kay, the fucker didn't learn his lesson.
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>>3611451
He’s had a while to think about this, he’s goading us into a fight. Keep our cool and keep asking questions.
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>>3611454
I don’t think he needs the machine, he’s not going for ascension I don’t think, or he wouldn’t have removed all the fabric.
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>>3611456
this
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>>3611465
What if he's already loaded it? Or sold it to the Aliens?
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>>3611451
>“It’s not like I actually need it to ascend this reality.”
Time to bait the fuck out of him.
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>>3611451
>Attack Telesmos.
He's our subordinate, and this kind of insubordination can't be tolerated.
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>>3611456
This, fuck'im we're the boss here.
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>>3611477
Oooh, nevermind, +1
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>>3611423
Ok...
We need to get some of that genosis and shape it into a TON of greater demigods
I’m sure one of them will like Lulu
Plus, doing so would have the added bonus of spreading evil, plus, Jazeel would be really confused by the sudden influx of cosmic beings
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>>3611476
I think we can let Lulu in on the news of the Aliens and tell him that if he catches Teletubby making deals with them or trying something shady then he gets a free roam on Murn and should stop Tele or at least contact us.
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>>3611451
>Looks like the Machina won't work after all now that it's all gone.

"In that case, it seems we have no further use for it."

>Destroy the Machina.
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>>3611477
Support.
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>>3611476
We could reverse time 5 minutes and check where he sent it.
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>>3611503
support this too
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>>3611503
This, reverse time.
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>>3611503
>>3611477
Changing to these
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>>3611503
Fuck yeah let's mess with the timeline
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>>3611451
>Oh Telesmos, Telesmos, Telesmos. Still power hungry even after all that time in your personal hell? I'm surprised, You should really have more scars than that after what you've been through. I can change that.
>By the way, The titan king is dead. Destroyed. Gone. Slain by me and Therdin's hands.
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>>3611477
>>3611503
Okay, I'll support these
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>>3611477
>>3611503
Heheheheheh, +1
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>>3611557
Fuck off tripfag.
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>>3611566
Chill out, boy.
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>>3611566
>>3611557
lets keep the needless infighting and arguments to a minimum please.
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>>3611451
I warned you fuckers that he'd pull this shit, but nooooo, why worry about leaving Telesmos alone with tons of pure fabric and his ascension engine? That totally wasn't going to backfire or anything.

>>3611503
I guess support this? But he probably got rid of it way earlier then five minutes ago.
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>>3611566
Cut your shit faggot.
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>>3611581
He seemed like he’d only just finished getting rid of it, unless he got rid of it then stood waiting with an empty container until we got here
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Reverse the time and use Lulu's imagination powers to make Telesmos believe that he emptied the boxes. Then steal it from him and teleport back to safety
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>>3611581
I thought we planned to hide it in the asteroid.
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>>3611589
That's not how the Imagination works anon, it's closer to induced hallucinations.
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>>3611594
Well. Then let him believe that the boxes were always empty and see him freak out.
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>>3611583
Dudes chill
Let’s just be happy and work together for the greater bad
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>>3611601
You can't alter memories with it, either.
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>>3611503
The thing is, we should be able to have an increased control over time since we engulfed all that gnosis from our bro Lulu.
It is supposed to increase the time limit when we absorb gnosis.
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>>3611592
>I thought we planned to hide it in the asteroid.

We planned to, but nothing ever came of it, and everybody thought it would be a better idea to muck about with our mortals for a bit then secure the extremely rare, extremely dangerous material we'd left to collect dust on Murn, despite the fact that Telesmos, the one who'd accumulated it in the first place, was back, and had just teleported himself to Murn.
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>>3611617
Oh yeah, we can probably go back a bit longer than 5 minutes, we just need to go back until we see where he’s sending everything though, how far we can go at maximum is QM’s decision
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>>3611594
Read the threads newfag. We can use imagination power to maniuplate minds we have used it to mind control people before.
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>>3611630
damn newfags fagging up all the quests.
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>>3611589
+1
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With the Gnosis gained from Lulu, your latent ability to manipulate time has amplified.

You will see the truth of what happened here, and reverse time for ten minutes.

But, not much truth is revealed. You go over minutes worth of Telesmos simply floating there, staring at the Core of Murn and the Machina...

Until the last minute, where you get a glimpse of some caped figure with two horns reaching his slender hand out to Telesmos, who handed him a Titan container with Pure Fabric inside of it. The figure is gone as your effect over time ceases.

"Oh, now that's a nifty little trick you got there. Bathed in the Dragon's spa, did you? Did you ask for a manicure as well?" Telesmos mocked you. You were surprised to see that he knew what you just did.

>“It’s not like I actually need it to ascend this reality.”

"Hahahaha! Oh the ignorance is bliss with this one. You should become the God of comedy, you're gold, pure gold." Telesmos says as he turns to you, approaching slowly.

You try to warn him by charging energy on a tendril and aiming for the Machina.

"Oh yes, go ahead, destroy the machine, thus damaging the Core and causing a meltdown that would destroy this whole Realm, and possibly us with it."

You stop.

"WHO... WAS THAT?" You ask, blooming with a burning hatred for Telesmos.

"Does it really matter now?" Telesmos says.

You carefully look at him as he floats ever closer, aiming to leave the chamber.

>Stop him and say something to Telesmos.
>Let him return to his duties, and you to yours.
>Write in.
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>>3611689
>"I suppose I'll be relaying this to the Celestial Dragon."
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>>3611695
support
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>>3611689
>Stop him and say something to Telesmos.
Do you know what probation means? You've just returned from the Dreadwalk and you're already showing insuborinance and making unauthorized deals.
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>>3611689
>wrestle Telesmos to the ground and proceed to Mind Rape until we understand the specifics of what went down
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>>3611707
+1
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>>3611707
This, but also say.
"For the apparent god magic and knowledge you sure are a fool."
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>>3611689
That's it! Mirrors! We need mirrors! EVERYWHERE ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN REALM! Make another demigod with the sole task of watching this asshole! Allow Lulu to harass the wizards! Keep a giant fucking gun pointed at Murn at all times! Don't let him get into cahoots with Bitch! I am not dealing with this crap!
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>>3611689
>hug Telesmos
>"For all the trouble I have caused, I hope I get my fair share in return. But you will always be my brother Telesmos.
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>>3611689
>>Write in.
Interrogate and torture Telesmos until we know exactly who this was and what business he has with him.

He's supposed to be downgraded to a demigod now, so I assume we're overwhelmingly stronger than him.

>>3576329
> a neutered Telesmos, reduced to the state of a Demigod for you to take under your wing.
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>>3611689
>"Telesmos, how can you not see that I am not your enemy? Loathe as you are to admit it, dear brother, we both know that everything that's happened to you has been your fault. I am willing to let bygones be bygones and to take the up the future with both tendrils, but you must stop working against me."
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>>3611695
Supporting this one, this idiot hasn't learned his lesson.
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>>3611758
I would go for torture but what could we do worse than the Dreadwalk did to him?
>>3611753
>>3611771
>not treating him like the asshat he is
Hahahahahaha good one guys!
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>>3611793
dont get me wrong, i dont think we should kowtow to the cunt but clearly this retard is too stupid to know when he's beat, and being a dick to him, while fun, is pointless, it clearly doesn't work.
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>>3611753
>>3611771
Telesmos doesn't see us as family at all, as has been made rather abundantly clear. He's always going to see us as his inferior, no matter how much stronger we are or higher in standing. His ego's just that big. No amount of sympathizing or cajoling is going to change that fact. Frankly speaking, we need to put the screws to him and make him spit out what happened. Mind you, I suspect after the Dreadwalk any torture we can try and put him through will likely fall flat. Probably better to just try and imprison him somewhere he can't escape for a while, until we can try and resolve this. If I had to guess, I'd say that figure is a spawn of, uh, whatever his name is, the Elder God from the Beyond. He did apparently have prior dealings with him, and was apparently the one he received the Pure Fabric from originally.
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>>3611825
I agree. But I also think we should give him a brotherly hug and go out of our way to refer to him as such at 1. the possibility of pissing him off. 2. the possibility of disgusting him. 3. as a casual way of saying we don't give a fuck about his opinion.
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>"I suppose I'll be relaying this to the Celestial Dragon."

"Go ahead, it will change nothing." Telesmos dismisses you.

>"Do you know what probation means? You've just returned from the Dreadwalk and you're already showing insubordination and making unauthorized deals."

"Why, you couldn't be more correct. I did indeed return after braving that hellscape, and I am all the more hardened by it. I have lost much of my Divinity, and I am particularly weaker than I once was, even though I still have my magical prowess. But I have reason to think that all the training I did to myself in the Dreadwalk... helped to remedy my reduction."

>"For the apparent god magic and knowledge you sure are a fool."

"I am not the God of Knowledge, that would be Cepte'Zchtek. I am merely following the path of it. I know one thing that keeps me going, one thing that the rest of you siblings have yet to learn for yourselves. Who between us is the real fool?"

Having enough of his words, you shoot out your tendrils and take hold of his body, restraining him quite easily. He showed no signs of fear or distress, he only laughed haughtily.

You try and access his mind.... but your attempt is blocked by.... something. You couldn't peer into his mind, could not affect him mentally at all. What is this new resistance he shows?!

"I'm expected! You can't do that to me now! Hah hah hah hah hah hah..." He says. You throw him to the ground hard, not knowing what to do now.

Telesmos rises and brushes himself off. "If you will excuse me now, I have a realm to run for you, 'master'. A great deal many of things here went astray when you murdered Fantasmos."

>Leave him as is and return to Hurst.
>Visit another sibling.
>Go to Heaven and seek Risō Tatsu's help.
>Write in.
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>>3611878
>Leave him as is and return to Hurst.

daughter bonding time
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>>3611878
>Go to Heaven and seek Risō Tatsu's help.

All else fail I suggest

>Visit another sibling.

Let's have a talk with our skeleton brother there is something very fish with Telesmos and if Riso can't help us maybe he can.
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>>3611878
>>Go to Heaven and seek Risō Tatsu's help.
we should really follow up on this
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>>3611878
>Go to Heaven and seek Risō Tatsu's help.
There are ugly dog aliens and Teletubby is doing some shady deals. The bastard should stay vigilant instead of napping for centuries, or at least assign a deputy. Therdin, for example, since he doesn't trust us so much
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>>3611878
Hold on
We didn’t murder him, honestly I didn’t even know he was dead
We tried to help him... sort of... ok why would you build an engine out of pure fabric if you weren’t supposed to eat the stuff. His death was teletubby’s fault for failing to put in a proper warning
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>>3611888
Support
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>>3611878
>Go to Heaven and seek Risō Tatsu's help.
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>>3611935
Support
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>>3611878
>>Write in.
Send a message to Risō Tatsu either through a mirror minion or his magical parchment if we still have that about Telesmos and his shady dealings.
Failing that,
>Go to Heaven and seek Risō Tatsu's help.
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>>3611878
>Go to Heaven and seek Risō Tatsu's help.
This is a big fucking deal we ought to get a handle on now before it gets out of hand
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>>3611878
>Go to Heaven and seek Risō Tatsu's help.
>Also sneak a mirror into Telesmos' lab where it wont be found. for spying purposes.
And if Telephone tries to close the door on us
>"You really don't change, do you? If a spar is what you want, A spar is what you will get. Have at thee!" (and unsheathe The Hand of Providence)
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"Oh, and do not forget." Telesmos says as you leave. "Watch out for the comet."

Like most things he says, he fail to understand the meaning behind it.

You leave the Solar System and fly towards Heaven, intending to meet Risō Tatsu, but you are halted as you nearly collide with a figure standing there, blocking your way.

"IN THE NAME OF THE DRAGON, STOP!"

"ENTRY TO HEAVEN IS FORBIDDEN! THE DRAGON SLEEPS, AND NON MAY ENTER DURING HIS PERIOD!"

"I have something of utter importance I must present." You argue. You hear the clattering of the being's armor as he throws his hand out and clenches his fist tightly.

"I AM THE GUARDIAN GENERAL HOGO-SHA OF HEAVEN. EACH OF THE GUARDIAN GENERALS POSSESS THE MIGHT OF A LESSER GOD! LESSER GOD OF EVIL, I COMMAND YOU TO RETURN. NONE ARE TO ENTER HEAVEN! MY WORDS ARE FINAL!"

While the situation with Telesmos is bad enough, you don't think bringing yourself into conflict with Heaven will make things any better. For now, you must run with your tail between your legs.
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You return to Hurst. You have better things to do concerning your Realm and subjects for now. You will have to wait until Risō Tatsu awakens next. There was a problem with that however, you did not know when the Dragon was slumbering, or awake. You would have to guess.

As you fly down to Hurst, you spot your three daughters on the top of a very high ledge looking down at a battle going on between the Imperials, the Church and the National Socialists. All three factions fighting for control over the crashed alien ship that previously belonged to Orus.

They seem to be doing their job for once, which pleases you.

>Do something with your daughters.
>Do something else on Hurst.
>Visit a sibling.
>Sleep for a period.
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>>3612114
>Do something with your daughters.
Time for some bonding, let's start talking with them.
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>>3612119
We could have a picnic and play some games like a regular family things like jenga and little horn lock bumed out
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>>3612114
>Do something with your daughters.

Tell them you are quite pleased with their actions and as a result intend to reward them(by having Lulu stuff them full of Gnosis).
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>>3612128
yeah support
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>>3612119
>>3612126
both of these
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>>3612128
>>3612129
You guys want to drug our daughters? NO.
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>>3612132
Think of it as a power up
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>>3612135
No. Have you forgot what Lulu said, If they eat too much they can become food for the Cepte'Zchtek's spawn, we tried it ourselves and we ended a convulsing mess, so who can tell what will happen to them if they take the full dose.
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>>3612119
>>3612126
support
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>>3612111
>"Watch out for the comet."
O-oh?
Should we make some sort of Orbital mirror satellite weapon array just in case?
>>3612114
>Give the Church and the Empire's forces a spurt of creativity to push the Socs out.
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>>3612136
Yeah, you have a point. forget do it then
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>>3612114
Buff the NatSoc so they have a good chance of winning
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>>3612136
That is only a concern if we overfeed them. I mostly want them to get a buff so they can hunt titans and defend themselves better.
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>>3612172
Debuff the NatSoc so they lose.
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>>3612178
Supporting
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>>3610983
>Gnosis? Oh, I can generate an unlimited amount of it by channeling the Library Palatial.
I told you all, he's an important ally, if only as a source of gnosis to increase our time powers.
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>>3611689
>“It’s not like I actually need it to ascend this reality.”
>"Hahahaha! Oh the ignorance is bliss with this one. You should become the God of comedy, you're gold, pure gold." Telesmos says
Oh, but we don't. We can use the Ancient of Days, or just get more Pure Fabric from the Titans however they get the stuff.
>>3612160
>make some sort of Orbital mirror satellite weapon array just in case?
Maybe we should spread mirrors around the solar system in "international waters" so to speak to watch for this comet.
>>3612114
>Do something with your daughters.
Tea party like we said earlier? We need to talk with them. We don't need the dragon to drink tea.
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You float down and conjure a comfortable blanket and sit down upon it.

"Daughters, come hither." You say. Your daughters all rush over expectantly at you. "Sit, let us bond as family." You say.

Little Horn jumps up and down in excitement, Gleam props herself up opposite of you and Khala leans down, nearly falling trying to sit due to her height. You ask what has transpired while you were away.

"An angel emissary from Erideth dropped by to deliver a message. The message was a formal apology to us in specific apologizing for any harm that we may have received as a result of these past events." Gleam explains.

You narrow your eye at them, irritated that Jazeel couldn't even bother to apologize in person. You will remedy that later.

"I drew you!" Little Horn says, waving around a crayon drawing depicting you. The drawing wasn't very on model, your normal body simply being a head for an extremely muscled figure doing a pose.

"That is nice." Is all you say. Little Horn nods to herself.

Khala reaches her arm out to conjure something. "I saw you drinking tea in heaven with the Eternal Dragon. I thought you might wish me to make some for this occasion."

>Start a conversation. (Specify the subject.)
>Invite somebody to join this tea party with a mirror.
>Write in.
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>>3612234
>>Invite somebody to join this tea party with a mirror.
Invite all of your daughters.

>tell them they are your special little squidlets
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>>3612237
Except all our daughters are here?
We didn't create the krakens earlier. Or At least OP didn't mention it.
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>>3612252
sorry im not thinkin straight i thought it was to go over to Risos's house

>>3612237
>Start a conversation. (Specify the subject.)
Accomplishments that each child has had
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>>3612260
support
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>>3612234
Ask Kilree, Therdin, Malito and their demigods if they would like to partake on our tea party.
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>>3612234
>Start a conversation. (Specify the subject.)
-What they've been up to recently
-Recall that Khala was going to say something to us back at the feast
-Any other friends they made at the feast

We might want to talk to Khala alone about Chadalus later. Just ask her about him and stuff.
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>>3612278
This works
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>>3612234
Let's transform to resemble the picture Little Horn drew of us.
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>>3612278
I vote this
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>>3612234
Let’s make a dad joke
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>>3612234
>>Start a conversation. (Specify the subject.)

Ask them how the war is going, which side is winning.
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>>3612337
This sounds like fun
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I'm really enjoying this Quest! It's really good!

Thanks for running it and keep up with the good work!

Have some fanart! Enjoy!
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>>3612769
that's pretty good for a tripfag
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>>3612786
Kek
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>>3612234
>>3612278
>>3612337
>>3612609
Support, but transform only for this tea party, then change back.
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>>3612609

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWwvR6cSH4o&ab_channel=Polygon
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>>3613110
Adding to my post, invite Lulu to our party and tell him about giving some gnosis to our daughters (not an overdose like Fantasmos, just as much as they can handle). Offer him a palace in Hurst as an apologize for beign an ass towards him without a reason when he has been a bro on the level of Therdin. Offer trading daily gnosis for control over 1/3 of the planet dreams (tell him to behave, we don't want a revolution).
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>>3613164
definitely dont do this, why are you faggots so obsessed with licking the llamas asshole?
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>>3613164
Support
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>>3613164
I'm against inviting anyone to the party because it's supposed to be father-daughter bonding time
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>>3613304
Agreed, keep it in the family, no need to invite their weird 2d uncle.

We could have them all draft together ideas for the design of our palace that we need so we can have Jazeel clean it
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>>3613304
Agreeing. we can always have another party later too.
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>>3613179
>>3613304
+1
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>>3613179
wow, what a surprise the edge fag has a problem not being an asshole. I'm so surprised.
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>>3613402
hey pal why dont you suck me
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>>3612769
Woah, fanart, now that's a milestone. Glad you like the quest and thanks for playing.
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>>3612234
See, Even Little horn wanted the cool battle templar form! But noooo! We had to be a big rock flying around in space with tentacles that couldn't even hold our own sword! Imbeciles, the lot of you!
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>>3613437
We should have a warform.
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>>3613442
If we do, I'd still favour something a bit more eldritch. Giant space octopus more than dude in armour
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>>3613445
Why not a combination of the two
A massive armored beast with thousands of tentacles and mouths
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>>3613437
We gave ourselves hands on the tips of our tendrils to hold our sword. We're good now.
>>3605370
>You form your tendril's tip into a hand and get a better grip on the handle.
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>>3613471
I’d agree with something like that, it’s a nice compromise
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>>3613490
I know but it was kinda embarrassing to accidentally throw our sword at a dropship.
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Okay, something's come up just now so it may be a good while until I can update again. I'll try to get back as fast as I can. Hang in there guys.
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>>3613509
oof
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If we need to bump off Telesmos without angering Riso Tatsu, tricking him into a Gnosis OD seems like the best way to do it. We should also experiment to see if we can make a forcible Gnosis-injection device, in case Telesmos is more careful.
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>>3613442
That's what I'm getting at, Could also be useful for getting into places without sticking out like a sore thumb/not having to crash through walls to enter. Pic related is my idea (yes the arms separate at the elbow.)
>>3613445
>>3613471
Could have these as our "I am going to fuck you in half" form for when we're really pissed, Though I feel "Giant spess octopus" is a bit cliche.
Y'know those Worm parasites that burst out of spiders when their host dies? Ah ha-ha.
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>>3613509
No worries OP.
>>3613582
We'd need a lot of Gnosis, and if we fail then the plan will spectacularly backfire
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>>3613624
I do actually really like this
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>>3613629
How bout we make a new type of monster
A massive wasp with super concentrated genosis mixed in to it’s venom, designed to paralyze the prey and then send them to the beyond to be eaten
A wasp that has the scent of our sworn enemy
Also xenomorphs to deal with the alien doggos
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>>3613629
If Telesmos manages to successfully absorb the Gnosis then it would be bad, but unlikely to massively power him up. Plus, Lulu can be our faithful Gnosis cow.
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>>3613639
We'd need to convince LuLu to help us make the first one, but the other two are feasible. What about something to counter magic?
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>>3613624
REEEE NEW FAG READ THE FUCKING THREADS. No one wants your shitty warform as we have come to a consenus on this matter before.
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>>3613657
It might massively power him up though
>>3570511
>Telesmos is the mystical mentor of the solar system. He is a close friend to Cepte'Zchtek as he receives little Gnosis daily from the Beyond which he feeds on.
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>>3613496
That was before we made ourselves hands, we can grip the sword just fine now

>>3613582

It takes a fuckton of Gnosis for a god to OD on it. Even when we took a huge dose straight from Lulu we were only high for a moment.
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>>3613713
I've been here since basically the start, faggot.
Infact I came up with the Hand of Providence's design, along side the designs for basically all our daughters.
Have fun forcing your fat mirror slab ass through a window once we have to go somewhere inside that isn't a cathedral.
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>>3613769
We'd make a killer stained glass window though.
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>>3613769

You know we can just.... turn 90 degrees, right? So our thin side is facing the entrance.
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>>3613779
We're still pretty tall, And still pretty THICK in the back.
what's the matter, killkree-kun? could you be craving my mcmalevolences?
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>>3613790
We can probably resize ourselves at will if it really becomes a problem.
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>>3613769
I will have fun teleporting into the building or you know not doing anything since qm is never gonna bring up are size since it varies post to post.
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>>3612234
I agree with pretty much everyone else. I think we should also possibly invite Therdin with a mirror or at least ask him how those vampire fleas have been going.
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>>3612769
Gib Fallout
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>>3613624
Definitely against a warform, it's no fun at all.
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>>3613624
I’m for it.
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>>3613624
-1
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>>3613624
I'm for this, add some variety.
+1

>>3613846
>it's no fun at all.
Neither is being a shapeshifting god of evil, THAT NEVER FUCKING SHAPESHIFTS! Seriously one of these days we're going to get into another fight with Telesmos or some shit and they're going to hit us with the "Wow what might you do next, let me guess more tentacles." It makes us predictable. We're pretty much letting a power go unused.
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>>3613867
We should turn into a cuckoo bird
It worked for Zeus so it should work for us
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>>3613867
>Neither is being a shapeshifting god of evil
Who said we're shapshifting?
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>>3613874
Well we do shapeshift quite a lot
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>>3613877
Well, the other guy whined that we never shapeshift.
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>>3613892
Beyond making tentacles we haven't. The only other major thing we did was use it to give ourself a mouth.
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>>3613892
We don’t use our shapeshifting abilities as spectacularly as we are capable of doing, instead using it for minor tasks like winning an eating competition or holding a sword.
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>>3613867
Well okay, if you want us to utilize our shapeshifting powers then get more creative than "man in armour holding a sword theredin clone". Also should I remind you that most of our powers are energy and mind based attacks with only the sword of weeb being our physical weapon, if we are to have a warform let's focus on having it based on the former and simply not just based on being able to wield the latter.
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>>3613926
I agree just I disagree with people shooting down any other forms at all, but do we even know how physically strong we are? I don't think we exactly had many opportunities to test our strength since our go to is the destruction gaze and providence.
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Okay, I'm back now and I somehow managed to slice one of my fingers while I was away.

Now then, let me see what I have here.
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>>3613937
I’d say in terms of physical strength in the lesser gods we’re third, behind Gelfast and Therdin.
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>>3613942
Glad that you’re back
Are you ok?
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>>3613951
No he just cut one of his fingers off.
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>>3613942
ouchie!
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>>3613942
I've done that before sliced my ring finger open on a box cutter man did that suck. The scars finally faded away so that's good.
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>>3613942
Fug, get well soon bro
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>>3613945
Actually Tongha counts as a lesser god right, he’s definitely stronger.
And Jazeel is the martial god of justice, so she might also be ahead of us.
We’re 4th or 5th in physical strength.
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>>3614005
But we beat Jazeel in a (mostly) physical fight. Doesn't that mean we're stronger, or at the very least faster.
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>>3614031
Well she best the piss out of us with her sword, hitting us while we couldn’t lay a scratch on her.
Then we just regenerated from everything she did to us, hit her once, and she keeled.

We definitely have superior durability, in that we are essentially completely indestructible, but Jazeel showed she was a more capable fighter.

If we had the same level of durability as Jazeel then we would have been absolutely deleted by her.
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>>3614045
True, we also through her off for a while with our imagination powers.
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>>3613624
+1
its interchangeable
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>Accomplishments, What they've been up to recently
"Well, recently I have begun to experiment with the politics of our mortals. It seems racial tensions have been spawned between the Imps and the Avians. The Imps have very little presence in the Empire and Church, and comprise most of the National Socialists. The Avians comprise most of the Church, and the Empire is well rounded with each mortal race. The Imps seem to th-"

"I have invented imagery that can kill mortals upon being viewed by them." Gleam interrupts Khala.

"And I threw water on an ant hill." Little Horn says.

>Any other friends they made at the feast

"Well." Khala starts, eyeing her two sisters. "Little Horn made friends with Malito's demigoddess Villia, I met.... Chadalus...... Gleam and Killkree's Demigod Glag seemed to get along, but they never said anything to each other, they just stared at each other. Therdin's Demigods weren't there. Oh, and the Star Crab wouldn't stop trying to pinch everyone else."

>Ask them how the war is going, which side is winning.

"The Empire has a global presence and outnumbers both other factions one hundred to one, and their technology and magic is mixed. The Church has statistically far more fearsome and effective warriors, far better magic and loyalty that is suicidal. The National Socialists have the best technology, but are lacking in numbers. The Church is currently on top, and wasting untold numbers of Imperial troops in their battles, but the Empire is managing to keep them in one continent." Khala explains.

"I calculate that in twenty years time, the Church will have tripled it's numbers through liturgy and conversion, and will win the war and conquer the world by continuing their brutal onslaughts with magically enhanced Paladins. The Empire and National Socialists will eventually be ran into the ground by attrition in one decades time, only leaving minor resistance that the Church will wipe away easily." Gleam inputs.

"Should the Church win, I suspect it won't be long before they begin testing means of traveling beyond the Realm to reach others." Khala says.
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"So, who wants to hear a joke?" You ask.

All three daughters look at you with blank eyes.

"....Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Again, no reaction.

".......So he coul-"

"So he could escape being sent through a slaughter house where he could be converted to food for mortals?" Gleam interrupts like a robot.

".....Yes....." You say weakly. Nobody laughed.

"Dad! Dad!" Little Horn says suddenly. You look to her as she waves her drawing of you around. "You can shapeshift, right?"

You rock back and forth to nod at her.

"Turn into it! Turn into it!" She says.

You sigh to yourself. At least you might be able to make Little Horn happy.

You assume a new form based on Little Horn's crayon drawing and strike the same pose in the drawing.

Little Horn gasps loudly and then begins to jump up and down, clapping. "YEAH! AWESOME!"
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>>3614173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
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>>3614173
100% incredible.
Ask the three to design us a palace, put it somewhere so that the factions will fight over the surrounding land.
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You are satisfied you made at least one of your children laugh this time.

But your content feeling falls as you see a pair of red eyes staring at you from Little Horn's shadow.

"My child... what is that?" You say, cautious of the thing.

"Hm? Oh! That's my new best friend!" Little Horn says as she claps and beckons her own shadow.

Quietly and carefully, the tiny pair of red eyes emerges from Little Horn's shadow and runs up her dark body, propping itself up on her arm.

"I found him yesterday looking at me from the dark! I named him Pippi! He's my new friend! We like to go play hide and seek and tag and roll down the hill and-"

You zoned out from Little Horn's words as your eyes locked with the red ones of this tiny creature, 'Pippi'. You got a bad feeling about the thing.....

>Start another conversation.
>Suggest an activity.
>Write in.
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>>3614145
Intriguing. Should we try to preserve the status quo, or allow the Church to win?

>>3614173
D'aww
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>>3614196
>creature
Ask more about her creature, observe it, where did she find it, has she felt anything strange, has it done anything. Check its reflection, ask the others if they sense anything strange from it or know what it is.
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>>3614196
>>3611689
>>3611689
>those horns
I'm... suspicious but not sure what to do without ruining our father-daughter bonding time.
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>>3614212
support
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>>3614212
This, but don’t be too pushy.
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>>3614196
>Non-Intrusively read its mind.
Be subtle.
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>>3614196
This >>3614212 and this >>3614263, but especially this >>3614261
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>>3614196
WAIT!
REMEMBER THE BEYOND CREATURE FROM OUR TIME VISION
IT WAS A SHADOWY FIGURE WITH HORNS
THAT’S HIM! GET THE BEYONDER AWAY FROM LITTLE HORN NOW!!!!!!
(Panicking mirror noises)
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>>3614274
I think this is a weak or disguised member of the same race. Seems evil as fuck, but not the kind of evil we want (ours)
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Little Horn looks at you sheepishly.

"W-Well, I was snooping around in some mortal's barn when I saw Pippi looking at me from the corner. He started following me, and I fed him graham crackers, now we're best friends!" Little Horn says as she hugs the creature.

"Felt strange? Uhhh, not really. Pippi's just been with me since I found him."

You try and reflect the creature, but Pippi has no reflection at all. It returns no truth, and even using yourself as a normal mirror, Pippi does not show up in any reflection, only Little Horn.

"I don't know much about it. It seems like a being of pure shadow from what I can tell. I get nothing trying to look at it's mind." Khala says. Gleam beeps to signify the same for herself.

You try to look into Pippi's mind yourself.... You see only darkness, generally nothing like you did when you tried to see into Telesmos' mind.

But you hear a portion of an apparition's voice speak something back to you when you try to look into the darkness that's inside Pippi's mind...

"ᴾᵃʳᵃnᵒᶦᵈ ᵃʳᵉ ʷᵉˀ ᴴᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉ ˢᵒ ˢᵘˢᵖᶦᶜᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵒᶠ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵒˡᵈ ᵐᵉˀ ᴵ'ᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᶠʳᶦᵉnᵈ... ʰᵉʰ ʰᵉʰ ʰᵉʰ ᵉʰᵉʰᵉʰ"

Pippi looks you in the eyes, you could tell it was giving you a look of glee as it snuggled into Little Horn's arms for a hug. You couldn't be more off-put than you were now...

What will you do next?
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>>3614454
Ah well, I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about then.
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>>3614454
Ooooh, his mind is unreadable. So maybe Teletubby sold Pure Fabric in exchange for their mindshield!
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>>3614474
That’s a good prediction.

Anyhow, I don’t think we should directly try and interfere with the thing.
Task Khala with keeping an eye on Pippi in the meanwhile, and have the trio set about constructing a palace, that’s my suggestion.

Khala seems to be our most capable and intelligent child.
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>>3614454
Tell them to be careful with it and keep an eye on it. As soon as it does anything suspicious they need to tell us immediately.
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>>3614454
>"I... Have suspicions, I think I've seen his kind before, Particularly making a deal with the now revived God of Magic. Perhaps it is just paranoia."
>>3614530
Supporting this too.
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>>3614454
Anybody else seeing some teeth on that thing?

>>3614487
>>3614530
Support
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>>3614584
Yeah, that's some nasty cheshire smile
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>>3614208
The whole point of the civil war was so that the strongest would win, it doesn't matter if its the empire or the church or the natsocs(although we should definitely get them to acknowledge us before they win). If we don't like who wins this time, we can always instigate another war and another war until our peoples have been shaped into the perfect weapon.
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You swear you saw teeth on the shadowy body of the thing.

You whisper mentally to Khala and Gleam so that only they can hear you.

>"I... Have suspicions, I think I've seen his kind before, Particularly making a deal with the now revived God of Magic. Perhaps it is just paranoia."

Khala nods and Gleam blinks.

"We will keep an eye out for Little Horn and her... friend if that is your will, father." Khala returns in your mind.

You hear Pippi snicker at you before it sinks into the shadows again and snakes away across the ground, prompting Little Horn to chase after it, saying something about hide 'n seek.

You instruct Khala and Gleam to fashion a palace for you and them to live in. They look at each other and then set off to begin construction, followed by many Mirror Minions.

You are all alone now.

Some things cross your mind, such as the correlation between the shadowy figure you saw and Telesmos, the missing Pure Fabric, the apology that Jazeel half-assed for your children, and the Titan Universe

>Go do something elsewhere on Hurst.
>Take a nap.
>Visit another sibling.
>Write in.
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>>3614669
>Go do something elsewhere on Hurst.
Let's go talk to the NatSoc's Fuhrer.
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>>3614669
>Go do something elsewhere on Hurst.
Okay, screw NatSoc, give the alien ship to the imperials to even out the field.
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>>3614669
>>Go do something elsewhere on Hurst.
Make Absolutly sure those Natsocs are destroyed then their tech absorbed by the Empire.
then
>Take a nap.
Because Riso is a prime example that Beauty sleep is essential.
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>>3614683
>>3614682
I'd rather convert the natsoc's, honestly. They're comprised mostly of imps, if we wipe them out we wipe out most of that species. which would bum me out personally, especially if they're all as pimpin' as Popadoppalos
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>>3614669
>Go do something elsewhere on Hurst.
I want to see and mind read the NatSoc Fuhrer for more information.
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>>3614669
>Give ship to imperials. Talk to NatSoc Fuher.

>Siblings to check up on priority.
>1. Jazeel cause... reasons.
2. Killree cause we haven't stopped by like we promised.
3. Maltia cause we need to visit her.
4. Therdin ask him bout those fleapires we gave him and how they are.
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>>3614717
Killkree is best girl and we need to visit her straightway, but I have a feeling Malito is extremely patient.
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>>3614669
>Set up mirror weapons in orbit
Telesmos mentioned watching out for a Comet. We should really try and protect ourselves in case its on a collision course.
>>3614699
Imps have seemed to strayed from Wrath into Lust, suggested by their pimp clothing. That kinda goes against their "Divine purpose" in a way. I doubt they'll be willing to accept our MALEVOLENT EMBRACE.
>>3614717
We actually didn't give Therdin any flea vamps, Only changelings. I don't even think we made ANY fleas.
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>>3614669
>>3614717
>>3614729
This, let's visit Killkree.
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>>3614738
What’s wrong with them doing their own thing. I would rather we not be a nanny god who babysits their subjects and doesn’t let them develop on their own.
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>>3614738
If I remember correctly I intended the imps to embody Greed and Envy, which they seem to be pulling off with flair. But yeah, what this anon said >>3614746, I specifically cast them out of the city to fan their Envy and Greed, it's a natural thing that they'd resent us, however I didn't expect them to become powerful enough to wipe out the other two factions.
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Fuck forgot the image
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>>3614771
Gosh damnit anon, we can’t lewd Jazeel until she’s gotten used to the whole perpetual housekeeping shtick
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>>3614669
>>Take a nap.
I disagree with intervening in the war, we should let the strongest faction win.
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>>3614746
Frankly I feel that the Imps are a disappointment at best and don't really fit our vibe, Too diplomatic methinks. Should be more brutal in their approach. Spider vampires, anyone? They'd fit better for wrath, with them vomiting acid and drinking people's insides and the such. And besides, Whats a grimdark realm if there isn't a puppeteer pulling all the strings? Our daughters are working mighty fine when it comes to the Church and the Empire.
>>3614761
They seem... Eh... I feel like Greed and Envy don't mix very well, Even if they're basically the same thing.
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>>3614794
Cmon anon it must have been at least a couple days in celestial time, she should be ready by now, or at least close.
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>>3614801
It’s stagnant and boring and nothing happens unless we make it happen. It’s the same reason Lulu doesn’t create his own friends.
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>>3614801
Imps are gonna be pimps, it's a given. Besides we've got the Oni for Wrath.
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>>3614801
Nah I like the Imps as they are, they're the Jews of Hurst. Short greedy people with long noses.
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>>3614813
Technically the Onis aren't even our creation, just that their Leader is a thrall to us. So I feel like that doesn't count. Plus I feel that the Imps are uninspired and comparing them to the Onis only deepens that conclusion, We're an eldritch god of evil for pete's sake! Why do we opt for generic devil people instead of more "Tenebrous" inspirations?
>>3614825
If they're the Jews of Hurst, Why are they working with the NatSocs...?
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>>3614834
I'm surprised that with our whole mirror motif we didn't make some sort of crystal sapients.

Like should we create a race for every sin or something? We already sort of got a few that fit them.

Lust:
Greed: Imps.
Pride:
Wrath:
Gluttony:
Sloth:
Envy: Changelings.

???: Avians. (We really should give them another name than just "bird people", seem to be our most zealous followers so possibly Wrath.)
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>>3614834
They aren't working with the NatSocs, they ARE the NatSocs
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>>3614848
The bird people were supposed to fit Pride/Vanity.
And we also have Humans and Wizards
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>>3614848
If we choose to skip creating a species for each sin and just steal other people's homework instead, then we'll have:
Humans: Wrath/Lust - originally from domain of the God of War, so wrath fits. And arguably we can justify Lust because of Pope. And who else would fuck furries?
Oni: Wraith - nuff said
Wizards: Sloth/Pride - first because they are manchildren, second because of Teletubby
That means that only Gluttony is left.
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>>3614897
>>3614883
I was specifically leaving out Onis, Humans, and Wizards cause they're under us but not really our children like the others are.
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>>3614848
>Lust: Crystal people. (for that "Luster" wordplay.)
>Pride: Birdfolk.
>Wrath: Lobotomites?
>Gluttony: Vamps?
>Sloth: Toxic sludges.
Eh? Ehhh?
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>>3614850
>>3614834
>>3614825
Really the Jews of Israel have a lot in common with the Natsocs in Nazi Germany so that’s no surprise to me.
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>>3614717
I think we should put one of our elders here either dragon-bro or skele-bro. First the Ayys, now Telesmos back on his old tricks and that shadow flea, we need the help of someone who has access to another level of information.
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You decide that you will go visit some of your siblings in but a few minutes time.

You look down at the battle and see that the Empire has won and claimed the alien technology for their own. They managed to drown the Church Crusaders and Socialist Heer in their numbers, artillery fire, and the expertise leadership they possessed. A general commanding the battle stands atop the alien wreckage and plants down the Imperial banner victoriously.

Another strength to consider for the Empire, it's genius leadership capabilities, something they far exceeded the other factions in.

You decide you want to see this 'Fuhrer' who leads the National Socialists and take a quick fly over to their jungle island. You are lucky to see that a rally is ongoing to help increase morale out in the open. You see hundreds and hundreds of new recruits, both adults and children alike all gathered to watch the Fuhrer Lazlo Peringtop speak on a large stage.

"And in these trying times, all must stand up and fight for what is best! You have all already seen the corruption of the Church and the stagnation of the Empire! The Emperor cares about nothing more than fighting! He has no plans for the future! No plans to carry us beyond this world and to others! No plans at all, he will die on his throne having never accomplished anything! And the Church, must I even say anything of their ill actions?! The Pope himself once had a harem of children! CHILDREN! And when he committed suicide, he had a little girl brainwashed to believe she was Pope Azzone reincarnated! And the current Pontiff, Sonadus, a dirty PLUMAN, would have every living thing on this world BURNED if they did not heed his own words!"

"You see the crown destroying and burning Providence Bibles of the Church.

"They have filled their throats and brains with fairy tales of a magical sky man who created us all! Ridiculous! And what's worse, they would twist the origins of our peoples! They would say the Plumans were spread across all cities, and that we Impkind were raised in mud! Abhorrent!"

"Sieg Hurst! Größeres Hurst-Reich will outlast the crazed and the stagnant!"

The crowd erupted into hailing as they raised their fists in salute.

You'd say you've got a good dose of what to expect from the National Socialists. They seek a developed world that never stops moving forward. They all believe they are the only ones with sanity in a world of crazed religious and Imperial dogs. The condition of their island alone, which had a city, was cleaner and even more styled than the capital of the Empire. But to be fair... the burning that Sonadus conducted did happen to ruin the city...

Will you do something or continue on to visit one of your siblings?
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>>3614848
Maybe some kind of slime for gluttony
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>>3614966
>Casually drop the chandelier that was oh so conveniently placed above Lazlo.
Might as well drop a hysteria bomb on em'
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>>3614997
Forgot this pic
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>>3614966
Eh, just leave them be. How about we go visit Killkree next?
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>>3614966
>Drop something of humorous value on him.
or
>Casually drop the chandelier that was oh so conveniently placed above Lazlo.
or
>reflect the Fuher as a Evil Dictator, ruining the lives of millions, and Genociding the Birdmen.
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>>3615002
Yep. Let's visit Kilkree.
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>>3614966
Reveal yourself to the whole rally and just to fuck with them saying "MY CHILDREN I AM PLEASED. you have moved beyond the need for me to hide my presence you are ready to know the truth of this worlds history" then tell the most nonsensical history we can just to see how they react.
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>>3614584
Good catch, that's crazy. Maybe we should ask Lulu about the thing since he can channel the records.
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>>3614669
> the correlation between the shadowy figure you saw and Telesmos
And the the mysterious figure in the background when Jazeel surrendered
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>>3615013
Tell them that imps are actually the descendants of the liberated slaves of pyramid crab aliens from the planet xerpleeenic 5
Also the one true god is voltron, humans were made from Theridan’s feces, and the entire universe is a giant space frog orbiting a green sun
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>>3615034
fuck it lets do it we also need to blame aliens for something in there.
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>>3615002
>>3615009
Yeah let's just go see Killkree now.
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>>3615032
good point
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before we leave I just want to ask do we really want the church to win? personally, I want to see the Empire win or even the NS, any one have any thoughts?
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>>3615037
The reason why Azzone did what he did is because the pyramid crabs are beaming loli hentai into the heads of political leaders
Also they are currently trying to brainwash everyone, so they should destroy all aliens
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>>3615050
yes, yes I love everything about it.
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>>3615047
We don't want any side to win, We want a constant civil war against both sides FOREVER.
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>>3615054
then we need to do something to hamper the church as one of our daughters has calculated they will win in ten years.
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>>3615034
Tell them that they are shards of us. Go full Tikkum Olam
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>>3615050
We should also tell them that Jazeel is our servant angel/hearald, and then command her to not tell them the truth
Just to screw with her as well
And if we run out of ideas for conspiracy, just regurgitate an episode of ancient aliens
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>>3615059
Yes I support this
But please also include any other ideas suggested
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>>3615013
>then tell the most nonsensical history we can just to see how they react.
That seems more like Lulu's domain
>>3615039
Supporting visiting Killkree
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>>3615069
do you not remember that Lulu gave us imagination powers?
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>>3615075
It doesn't make it our job though. Giving nonsensical history for a (malevolent) purpose, though, makes more sense.
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>>3614848
>Like should we create a race for every sin or something?
NO. Let's stop with that boring idea. The seven deadly sins are stupid. Let's make our own brand of evil instead of just copying and pasting that shit.
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I feel if we reveal ourselves to the Notzis they'd pretty much lose their motivation for the war and join up with the Church which isn't something that we'd want.
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>>3615200
Nah man we are coming at it from the angle of we are an advanced alien that has come to fill them in on the "truth"
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>>3614966
lets just observe and possibly out of boredom shift around our form in geometrical shapes
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>>3615002
I’m in favour of it, Kilkree then Jazeel
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>>3615002
support
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>>3614966
I vote against doing anything here, I want to let the war on Hurst play out without us interfering.

Lets check up on Killkree now.
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>>3614966
Go visit a sibling.
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We shouldnt interfere theres no real point in continuing it any longer. Were gonna develope space travel so theres no need for conflict to happen on this realm.
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>>3615786
Yeah. I agree. Let's figure out how to simulate space travel, and then simulate it in our own reality.
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>>3615994
that's pretty convoluted, why not just do, ya know, real space travel?
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>>3615786
>>3615994
We don't need to develop space travel ourselves, Jazeel already has spaceships and she serves us now, so we can just take her technology.
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>>3616227
I FUCKING KNEW IT
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You decide to leave the National Socialists be for now. You will see what comes of this another time. For now, you would like to see a sibling.

You decide to pay a visit to the Millennium Firebird, Killkree. You were curious as to how she was holding up after everything that had happened since the feast.

You travel to her Realm, Estía. It was a gas giant sized planet. The surface was nothing but magma, fire, crystals, gems, rock and gas. Suitable for her.

The surface was dominated by Elementals, all of whom were of fire. Their bodies were flame, rock and anything else in the environment they could add to it. They spend all of their time dancing and being happy. Meanwhile, their Goddess Killkree does not share any of their happiness.
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You seek out Killkree herself and eventually see her roosting on a ledge. Her Demigod, Glag, was nearby playing in the lava by splashing his four arms around in it.

You approach, but Glag suddenly jumps up and blocks you. You notice then a glowing spirit of light speaking to Killkree, who looks at it with a broken and saddened expression.

"UHGHH... IMPORTANT MEATING.... PLEASE UNDERSTAND GLAG..." Glag says by rubbing his gravel as usual.

You try to hone in and hear exactly what's being said... and it is not what you would have expected.. You hear the things the spirit of light says to Killkree, harsh words...

"Worthless Goddess, you cannot even create a rock the right way!"
"You have no place in this world! You should just perish!"
"Your whole Realm is due to die, and you will burn out with it!"

The spirit speaks in multiple voices, both male and female. Killkree seems to just want to endure the words until it leaves...

>Intervene and attack the spirit.
>Wait for the 'meeting' to be over.
>Write in.
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>>3616449
We shouldn't just attack the spirit, float up to the two of them and make our presence known
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>>3616449
>Intervene and attack the spirit.
Nah
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>>3616449
>>Intervene and attack the spirit.
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>>3616472
>>3616458
She could get upset, if she wanted it dead she'd have atomised it herself. We can't risk angering Kilkree.
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>>3616476
>>3616453
Good point, changing to this.
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>>3616453
support
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>>3616449
>that spirit.

>>3616453
This, if it keeps at it fuck it up.
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>>3616449
Make your presence obvious by emiting an aura of "I'm going to fucking murder you if you keep bulling the cinnamon roll". Make it weak at first, but double the intensity every time the spirit insults Killkree. Also intense deathglare.
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>>3616453
>>3616476
Yeah for now let's just wait and see.
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>>3616449
>>Wait for the 'meeting' to be over.
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>>3616449
>>Wait for the 'meeting' to be over.
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You wait on the sideline, watching as the abusive spirit harasses Killkree with ever increasingly spiteful words.

"Worthless."
"Trash."
"Waste of time and space."
"Failure."
"Do nothing right."
"A realm of mindless rocks."
"Nobody cares about you, nobody loves you."
"Father will never accept you."
"You will die."
"You will only be used by others for their gain."
"Snuffed out like a candle."

Without warning or another word, the abusive spirit vanished, and Killkree's head hung low. She covers her face and whimpers. Glag moves aside and you float closer.

"O-oh! Unglück.... I didn't know you were here..." She says, trying not to sound her crackling voice.

"What do you... come for? How can I help...?"

>Talk to Killkree.
>Make a trade in mortals.
>Explore her Realm.
>Say you came at a bad time and then awkwardly leave embarrassingly all of a sudden.
>Write in.
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>>3616708
>Ask about who that light was.
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>>3616708
>Talk to Killkree.
What the hell was that shit and how long it's been herassing her? No one gonna bother our sister and future wife.
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>>3616708
>>Talk to Killkree.
Ask her what that spirit was.
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>>3616715
A Sister-Wife AND a Sister-concubine?
Ungluck must hail from Alabama.
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>>3616715
Support

>>3616722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaA9Mhq9sOI4

Sweet Home Alabama
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>>3616715
Backing this
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>>3616722
Zues sheds a tear of "pride".

>>3616708
>Talk to Killkree.
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"....The spirit....?" Killkree says, glancing behind her to see it appear again before she turns to you.

"It is called Animus, it.... is an avatar of Father that he made to haunt me.... It has been here for years...."

"Why? Why would Father do such a thing to you?" You ask.

"Father has always been disappointed in me and my creation... he told me once that I was worse than every other, and that I will die sooner than anyone else if I cannot improve... cannot do something right...."

"Father told me he would help by putting Animus here to judge me, for it would cast the same judgment as he without him needing to be here all the time...."

"I've been trying for so long.... but nothing I have ever done was right in it's eyes..... it approves of nothing of mine...."

You feel heavy disdain coming from Animus.

>Talk to Killkree.
>Make a trade in mortals.
>Explore her Realm.
>Return to Hurst.
>Visit another sibling.
>Write in.
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>>3616780
Tell her that she should stop trying to look up to Father and trying to fit his way - and defy him and Animus, going her own way regardless of what others say. This is all just a spectacle to Akasha.
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>>3616780
Talk to Killkree and Animus, tell him to be useful and give her tips about how to improve or fuck off and die. Try to find the "problem" with her realm and creations, give her some advices too.
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>>3616780
>Kilkree, I have grown fond of you since we last met, have no doubts about this.

>As a result I wish to assist you, for I do not enjoy seeing you so downcast

>If you require my aid in anything, such as bringing into life new creations, or shutting up that loathesome orb, do not hesitate to ask.
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>>3616780
ALRIGHT FIRST! Dad is off the cool dudes list.
Second
>Explore her realm
Third as we do so
>Talk to Killkree.
Giving this a rough shot.
Fourth
>Tell the animus to give some good advice and fuck off back up dads asshole.
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>>3616797
Bad idea, she might get zapped by Riso. Rather than that why don't we help her. Like let's offer an helping hand like a counselor, helping her kickstart her own realm. We are the youngest yet look how far or realm has come in advancement.
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>>3616832
M'kay, I'll back this then >>3616805
Though I think we're still catching up to our siblings in terms of advancement of our realm.
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>>3616809
>>3616805
support the concepts of these posts
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>>3616805
This
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>>3616780
>Objective added: Overcome Father
Dad is a fucking faggot if he can't give proper Constructive criticism to Killkree. We should try to mentor her.
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>>3616839
Maybe talk about self improvement first? We are the youngest minor god and also the strongest, I think we know about that.
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>>3616780
>"Father has always been disappointed in me and my creation... he told me once that I was worse than every other, and that I will die sooner than anyone else if I cannot improve... cannot do something right...."

>"Father told me he would help by putting Animus here to judge me, for it would cast the same judgment as he without him needing to be here all the time...."
Well this is different from what dad said to us about liking his children
>"I appreciate every way my children choose to go in their quest to rule their Realms, to create as I have. And on top of that, I am becoming increasingly interested by the events of the Solar System. You might call it drama, but it is more as a stageplay for me."
And what about not interfering?
>"Come to stop you? Why would I interfere with my children? I should not deter them from their path, otherwise it becomes something I have engineered and loses it's uniqueness."
Something doesn't add up...
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>>3616873
You'r right
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>>3616873
You’re definitely right. Conflicting testimonies.
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>>3616872
Well to be fair, we were created stronger than our siblings
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>>3616873
We're his favorite... then again things are pretty fucked up, like the re-opening of the titan realm, Telesmos return with his surprise new perks and allies, the ayys, the shadow flea trying to bond with our daughter, there is something pretty shady going on.
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>>3616873
Five possibilities.
1 Father lied to us
2 Father lied to Killkree
3 Father lied to both of us
4 We talked to a fake father
5 Killkree talked to a fake father
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>>3616873
O fuk.
I... Should we talk to him about this the next time we see him or.... Or would that end up with us being deleted from existence for "denying" his plan?
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>>3616908
We should probably bring these puzzling events up to Killkree
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>>3616929
The animus is right there, probably not a good idea to do it now.
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We are the god of Malevolence, we are also the favorite son of Father, we are his greatest creation and do things in our own way (god of evil who is evil only when needed). I think the guy is EVIL, extremely detached and bored, knows something we don't or is just as random as we are.
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>>3616902
>6. Father genuinely sees it all as a stageplay and we're not actually the last of his children but rather the last of this generation's "cast" and that he'll eliminate us all from existence once we reach "The end of the script" per say.
If that's the case, We're working against a time limit. Dare we go backstage when the script says not to? I fear that Tongha may know this, as he seems to be sticking to a prophecy. Perhaps he has rehearsed this many times before?
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>>3616449
>"Worthless Goddess, you cannot even create a rock the right way!"
>"You have no place in this world! You should just perish!"
>"Your whole Realm is due to die, and you will burn out with it!"

>>3616708
>"Worthless."
>"Trash."
>"Waste of time and space."
>"Failure."
>"Do nothing right."
>"A realm of mindless rocks."
>"Nobody cares about you, nobody loves you."
>"Father will never accept you."
>"You will die."
>"You will only be used by others for their gain."
>"Snuffed out like a candle."

>>3616780
>"....The spirit....?"
>"It is called Animus, it.... is an avatar of Father that he made to haunt me.... It has been here for years...."
>"Father has always been disappointed in me and my creation... he told me once that I was worse than every other, and that I will die sooner than anyone else if I cannot improve... cannot do something right...."
>"Father told me he would help by putting Animus here to judge me, for it would cast the same judgment as he without him needing to be here all the time...."
>"I've been trying for so long.... but nothing I have ever done was right in it's eyes..... it approves of nothing of mine...."

This is some IRREDEEMABLE faggotry, and we need to OVERTHROW the Godhead and SHATTER His throne! I think that should be our long-term goal, who else agrees?
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>>3616908
Truth to be told, if what Kilkree says is truth, I don't think it Father really is planning to delete her, this is more like "Do x thing or you're might get fired sorry for the pun" He then put something to monitor her but like the other people said that just made things worse since rather than say "I think you should start by doing x" or "You could do x better" he says "Fuck You, you suck, your creations suck, everything you do suck, you're the only thing father regrets making, bla bla bla bla, kill yourself"
I think rather than father being the problem the avatar is the problem since the way it keeps father's will is saying she is worthless, we should definitely inquire him about the avatar though since is having the exact opposite effect.
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>>3616938
I would say that goes under 3 but I guess that's a nitpick
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>>3616938
I think it’s little too soon to be assuming the apocalypse of the universe, all we’ve seen is that father is being a dick to his daughter to try and get her to make something worthwhile,

I mean, he’s even right, Killkree’s creations are sub-par for sure and she doesn’t do much but perch all day long.
Meanwhile us, his favourite son, out and about conquering and orchestrating civil wars and trading and making mortals.
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>>3616805
>"Kilkree, I have grown fond of you since we last met, have no doubts about this."
>"As a result I wish to assist you, for I do not enjoy seeing you so downcast."
>"If you require my aid in anything, such as bringing into life new creations, or shutting up that loathesome orb, do not hesitate to ask."

"Oh, Unglück, thank you...." Killkree says, wiping away her tears. "It brings me some solace knowing that you are willing to help, even given who you are. Jazeel and Therdin try to as well. Even Elhalálozás has visited me before to spare some words of encouragement. I am sad most of the time, but knowing this support gives me something else to think on."

"How pitiful! How disgusting!" The Animus shouts. "I feel spite towards Father for making me stay here! I could be in the Library at this moment, doing as I please, speaking to the true prodigy sons Y and B, but yet here I am!"

"You waste your breath, God of Evil! Killkree is a lost cause! I am trying my best to see her end so I may finally get my leave!" The Animus admits.

"You yourself would seek advancement, no? Then as a higher being, I offer to you! Eliminate Killkree and I shall tell you of how to access the Ultimate Reality!" Animus tempts you.

Killkree freezes and looks between you and Animus. Fearful.

What will you do?
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>>3616958
Well that's why we're here. Pops want our sister to stop being a neet on her fire nest and do something with her life, so lucky her she has the best teacher she could expect.
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>>3616972
>stare at the animus for ten long seconds, before punting it halfway across the planet
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>>3616972
>"I feel spite towards Father for making me stay here! I could be in the Library at this moment, doing as I please, speaking to the true prodigy sons Y and B, but yet here I am!"

Ok so that thing is doing his own thing rather than do what pop's asked. Well fuck him. Let's show him what the "lost cause" is capable of doing when getting the right tutelage. And next time we meet pops let's tell him what his avatar been really doing behind his back.
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>>3616938
Probably that or he wants a "worthy heir to the throne" kind of thing. We have been tested several times: Father asking us if we love him and what is love?, Tongha tempting us with power and Father giving us said power, the death guy sending us to the dreadwalk and what Tongha said there, maybe he wants to train us to be something like him, maybe he wants to create an evil character that defies him so he has to fight him and be hero of the story, maybe he has no plan and just improvises.
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>>3616972
>Fuck yourself you overblown gas-cloud. Some more stupid shit come out of your mouth and I'll find a way to retcon you out of existence. Now shut up and stay there, cause I'm going to show you how its done you waste of space.
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>>3616972
>”Flickering, fickle, foolish, infantile, imbecilic, idiotic figment of Father’s imagination leave my sister’s realm in this instant, lest you be annihilated mind, body, and soul. In this moment, I hold nothing but spite for you, and that shall not cease until the last star is snuffed and my glass shattered by Tongha’s wrath.”
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>>3616995
>>3616985
These
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>>3616863
Hello everyone and welcome to my 10 step plan to dethrone god
1. Create giant monster in other solar system with destruction powers, and space genosis from Lulu
2. Call in Theridan, and any other fighters
3. Tell them it’s immune to our power and use favor to get them to fight it
Father will not be able to pass up a fight like this
4. Call in Jazeel for concubine duties
5. Don’t have sex, but instead explain our suspensions about father while he’s distracted by the fight
6. Use Jazeel as courier for other gods, while we and Lulu distract father with Mac n cheese buffoonery
7. Train gods in secret to all ascend together
8. Exclude teletubby cuz fuck him
9. Construct ascension engine
10. Ascend with other gods and dethrone father
I think we got this guys
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>>3617012
>don’t have sex

I mean maybe once or twice
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>>3616972
"no"
>banish it
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>>3616972
Tell him that we alredy have a path to the ultimate reality: Working with our siblings to gain power and knowledge until we surpass Riso, then we'll ask the Ancient to open the Dreadwalk, we'll endure and reflect, then, when we feel ready, we'll ask him to open the Beyond, then we'll learn and think until we are ready to go to the Ultimate Reality. There is no need to fuck people without a reason, specially if said people is a member of our family. Live and let live as long as the others do the same.
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>>3617025
What I meant was that between a sex scene and a monster fight, father would rather watch the fight. So while he wasn’t watching us, we could have a secret meeting with Jazeel to figure out how best to alert the other gods
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>>3616972
>So it is not the will of our father my sister is tortured as such but the whims of a LAZY, LOUD, MISERABLE PILE OF TALKING USED UP PIXIE DUST WHO CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO THEIR JOB PROPERLY!?
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>>3617039
Yeah dude I got your meaning
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>>3616972
>"I resist your temptations, Spirit. If I were to ascend this reality then I would not accept your temptations oh so verily on script."
>Interrupt him mid-speech while he's seething about we're a bastard child and blah blah blah blah bla-.
>"Fascinating."
>Fucking punt him off this god damn realm using the Hand of Providence's flat as a bat.
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>>3617012
>>3617039
How do we know that Father isn’t an omnipresent pervert that influenced Azzone for his 24/7 self-insert harem hentai?
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>>3616972
Fuck you, leave now before I end your miserable existence.
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>>3617042
Oh ok, I wasn’t sure if you were joking or being serious
But seriously, do you think this plan could work, cuz it’s the only way I can see us beating father with our siblings intact. And despite SOMBODY’S attitude, I actually care about all of them
Except teletubby
Fuck that guy
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>>3617048
Actually he does have infinite Gnosis, so he may be omniscient.
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>>3617048
We don’t
But risk always makes the plan all the more exciting
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>>3617050
Well the plan hinges on several potential points of failure.

Being unable to create a creature that powerful
Father being omniscient
Jazeel not doing what we say
Lulu not being able to distract father, or even wanting to
Being unable to keep training the other ods a secret
Needing to work out how to ascend to begin with
Getting the ascension machine working without Telsemos fucking us
And finally, not being able to dethrone father after ascension.

Now these are only potential issues, but we need to have none of them stand in our way for it to work, so right now the plan is unfeasible, but depending on how things go we could pull it off.
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Animus suddenly explodes in a burst of it's brilliant light, revealing the metallic and silvery body hiding under the shade of light.

"You think your EMPTY THREATS CONCERN I?!"

"I AM AN AVATAR OF GOD ALMIGHTY! I COULD SNUFF YOU OUT IN AN INSTANT!"

"P-Please! Don't fight! Not here! It will only make things worse! Please Animus.... calm down..." Killkree pleads.

Animus' light reduces and it seems to settle down.

"I will not tolerate disrespect. And I will not leave this place either. If you wish me gone, then YOU will leave. And take HER with you." Animus says.

>Offer to take Killkree elsewhere.
>Stay on Estía.
>Visit another sibling.
>Visit another sibling and take Killkree with you.
>Write in.
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>>3617012
>>3617050
This is retarded, because we aren’t capable of creating a monster powerful enough to warrant a pantheon-wide response without weakening ourselves and/or prompting an Elder God intervention, not to mention that the rest of our siblings, who were already aware of this, would have to be completely 100% onboard with an act of cosmic treason that makes the Demon Lord’s rebellion look like a school-child throwing a tantrum at a teacher, all for the sake of assembling a machine we don’t know how to build, with a resource we don’t have and don’t know how to get, in an attempt to do something we don’t even know is possible without Father’s first and most powerful son eating our godsdamned souls.
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>>3617070
>Stay on Estía.
>"Fuck you, you glorified lightbulb. It's her planet we aren't going anywhere.
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>>3617070
No, like I said, let's stay here for a while and help our sister. That scumbag can't even do his work right so we gonna have to do it by helping Kilree advance her realm.
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>>3617079
Support TKP incoming
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>>3617070
>”Then I suppose it is a waiting game.”
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>>3617070
Hmm, this is Akasha’s equivalent of a demigod, so probably about a rung above the Elder Gods. Fucking douche though.
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>>3617070
Take her to Hurst, the pretty, not war stricken parts, for a romantic getaway
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Hmm, do we want to go for Telesmos’s Ascension scheme, or go for an omniversal conquest and try to somehow seize the never-ending font of Gnosis that is the Library Palatial?
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stay on Estia
suggest a tea party with killkree
give animus the silent treatment
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>>3617102
Or worse, ask if it can pass the sugar.
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>>3617107
It has already shown it doesn’t care about fathers plan by asking us to kill Killkree, it may very well just beat the fuck out of us
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>>3617070
Offer to take Killkree to Hurst so she can help us to build our Palace.
Test if the Animongrel is omnscient, put our tentacles behind our back and middlefinger with all of them.
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>>3617126
That's proof than father really loves just every single thing he makes, because he let's shit like him and Telesmos do his own things. We should ask him to put him in the shame corner for getting her depressed and trying to make us kill her.
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>>3617126
Why not? It won’t destroy us lest it anger Father, and we can regenerate from anything it has to offer short of utter annihilation.
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>>3617138
He lets his creations do whatever the fuck they want, but within limits.
Telesmos got punished because he broke the rules, and this avatar won’t kill Killkree because it would be breaking the rules.

>>3617143
That’s why I said “Beat the fuck out of”
It can beat the fuck out of us without killing us.
It could beat the fuck out of us for 300 years if it wanted.
Don’t wanna look like a chump in front of Killkree.
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>>3617070
Can't we just shove this fucker in the capsule that we used to hold that little piece of Tongha's power in? If it can hold part of destruction itself, it should be able to hold... whatever the fuck this piece of shit is.
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>>3617150
Could always pull the same trick we did with Jazeel, teleporting one shard while keeping another in the same place. What’s it going to do? Throw a tantrum to Father?
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>>3617162
Assuming we could catch/surprise it.
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>>3617162
No, that thing comes directly from Father, he might as be more powerful than Cepte, then again he can't really kill us else he might get smoshed by pops for bullying the small siblings.
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>>3617162
This thing could easily be more powerful than the entirety of Tongha. It’s probably stronger, because not even Tongha could wipe us out in an instant, while this thing claims to be able to.

>>3617168
Eh, I mean we could, but what does that accomplish?
We survive a fight that we didn’t have to enter, and run away without Killkree.
Safer to just take her on a date
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>>3617173
It may well just slurp it up, would you really want to risk even some of Tongha's power escaping? I don't think so.
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Can we go with my (somewhat comedic) plan?
>>3617045
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>>3617181
>claims to be able to
Claims to, not can, and Tongha COULD wipe us out in an instant. Both of the intense trials we struggled to survive were just making EYE CONTACT with the entity. Don’t get a big head because we have a kickass laser anon.

>>3617181
I don’t know what it would accomplish, but it feels wrong to bend over for this faggot that’s been bullying our waifu
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>>3617181
Keyword there is CLAIMS. They either think that or are bluffing. Jazeel thought she could defeat us, but she failed. Tongha also wasn't actively trying to remove us from existence. He just kind of... lazily glared at us and nearly obliterated us.
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>>3617197
Killkree doesn’t want us to fight and said it would make everything worse, we should listen to her.
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>>3617203
Twice, mind. Are we ever going to be strong enough to take an actual punch?
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>>3617210
Killkree has been drug through the mud and emotionally abused, she’ll say whatever she thinks she needs to to make everyone stop because she’s convinced herself that she’s the problem in the situation.
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>>3617212
If we achieve levels of power on par with Riso, maybe.
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>>3617197
>>3617203
Right, So is it bluffing, because it just chastised us for making empty threats and then transformed and is radiating fucktons of light.

>>3617220
Yeah, that’s why we get her away from Animus and take her to Hurst. She can stay there for a while.
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>>3617070
>>Stay on Estía.
"This is Killkree's realm, fool. She decides who stays here and who leaves. You have no right to rule my sister's realm."
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>>3617229
I guess we could always let it know that this isn’t over, take Killkree to burn down some isolated forests, and let her know that she can visit us if she ever needs to get away for a while.
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>>3617240
That sounds good.
And hey, they say Hurst is the most beautiful realm, I’m sure she’d love to sightsee.
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>>3617227
The Elder Gods are scared of Tongha which doesn’t leave me too confident in our own capacity to handle it. Speaking of which, once we do reach Elder God-tier power, what do we call ourselves? We’re the youngest deity in this dimension’s pantheon, after all.
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>>3617247
Greater, rather than Lesser. It doesn't imply age, only power.
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>>3617267
Greater God sounds pretentious as fuck though. Maybe Supreme God? Conquering God?
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>>3617270
Supreme sounds even higher and mightier, and Conquering steps on Brodin's toes,
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>>3617270
Ungluck, Final son of Akasha.
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>>3617267
>>3617270
Ooh, ooh, how about Overgod?
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>>3617283
>thatsthejoke.jpg

>>3617284
>Final Son
Now THERE’s a title I could get behind.
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>>3617289
Even more pretentious, steps on Akasha's toes.
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>>3617284
I'd agree if there wasn't the possibility that he makes more to fill out those other domains at CC that are currently chilling unused.
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>>3617296
I’m joking, anon.
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>>3617301
Well he said we were his final son, so if he makes more gods our title is still correct because dad said it, so it must be true.
Deific doublethink
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>>3617308
>Final son, not final child.
>inb4 the Final Daughter.
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>>3617308
Heh, I Guess I just don't remember that.
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You get a great idea just then, recalling the capsule that you had which Tongha himself made to seal his imparted power.

If it could seal his mighty power.... could it seal beings inside of it as well...?

You wait until Animus returns to concealing itself as a cloud of light, and then with two tendrils, you take both pieces of the capsule and move quickly, giving the Avatar little time to react as you close both of the shells over his light form.

The capsule seals automatically as the light spills out from it, trying to escape.

"N-NO! LET ME OUT THIS INSTANT! I'M SORRY! I TAKE IT BACK! EVERYTHING I SAID TO KILLKREE! JUST LET ME OUT! I... I'M THE WEAKEST AVATAR, I WAS ONLY BLUFFING!"

Animus thrashes around inside the capsule, trying to escape. In this state, the idea crosses your mind that you could possibly absorb Animus, breaking his power and mind down and adding them to your own.

"I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE FOR THIS WHEN I ESCAPE! I SWEAR!"
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>>3617429
Amazing.
Another great victory for the forces of evil.

I say we finish with Killkree, remind her to ask us for help anytime, and finally get around to Jazeel.
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>>3617429
>MFW we imprisoned him.
>MFW we can absorb him.
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Killkree giggles at this. Her temperature becomes warmer as her mood lightens.

"I don't really wish any bad omen towards Animus, I know he just wants his job to be over. But I can't help but find it funny that he gets his just desserts like that out of nowhere when he least expects it."

You hear Glag clapping in the background. Killkree sighs a sigh of relief.

>Talk/Ask Killkree something.
>Invite her to Hurst.
>Visit another Sibling.
>Return to Hurst.
>Write in.
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>>3617437
>Killree giggling.
Truly a beautiful sight.

>Ask her why he was here.
>Ask her if we can see her realm and if she'd like to see ours.
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>>3617437
Well now that is outta the way for now at least, why don't we start on world-building with Killkree, later invite her to Hurst to pass the time.
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>>3617437
Remind her to ask if she ever needs any help and then fly to Erideth and talk to Jazeel
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>>3617429
Holy shit, fuck yeah, winner winner chicken dinner.

>>3617437
>>3617446
Hell yeah, time for some hot romance.
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>>3617437
>>Write in.
Absorb Animus.
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>>3617466
She did just say she doesn’t wish any ill will towards him.
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>>3617466
This action would upset Killkree, DON"T SUPPORT
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>>3617466
No.
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>>3617466
That would upset Killree. We might kill him later and in private.
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>>3617466
NO Not yet but later, behind closed doors.
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>>3617446
This
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>>3617446
This
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>>3617437
>"Kree-Kree... Don't lie to yourself, Animus Is a mistake. If Father truely wanted you to improve then he would teach you himself. Animus has failed his purpose as your mentor. But if Father sees no fault in Animus' work... Then I fear for the worst, for tragedy."
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>>3617495
>Kree-kree
I don't think we're at the pet name stage of the relationship
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>>3617496
Definitely not that far yet.
Wait until she gives us one.
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>>3617437
"So do you need some help with anything"
While casually Trying to juggel the pod
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>>3617437
Lock the capsule, put it inside a furby, and give it to Little Horn to play with
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>>3617545
GET THAT THING OFF MY SCREEN THIS FUCKING INSTANT.
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>>3617556
Incidentally, before my reply, the number of replies was 666
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>Ask her if we can see her realm and if she'd like to see ours.

"W-Welll.... My Realm isn't much to be honest...." Killkree says, looking out over the fiery sea.

You look too at all the Elementals living life as they wished. Most dancing their worries away happily. Some spending all their time resting. Some playing with each other.

"Everyone here is happy, they have no worries. They couldn't wish for a better place to live. They never ask me for anything more, they only wish me good fortune, and I do them." She says before her head falls.

"I don't know anything more to do. I simply spend most of my time perched here, watching them."

"I don't get out much, there really isn't any reason to. But... it might be refreshing to see your Hurst." Killkree affirms.

>"Then let's go now."
>"I have something important I must do first. I will come back for you."
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>>3617597
>>"Then let's go now."
Maybe a new scenery might be able to get bring some ideas for her.
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>>3617597
>”Then let’s go now.”
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>>3617597
>"I have something important I must do first. I will come back for you."
We need to pay Erideth a visit first and get the problem with Jazeel's apology sorted out.
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>>3617597
>>"Then let's go now."
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>>3617597
>"I think it's beautiful, in its own way. Hurst isn't much, but you ought to appreciate a change in scenery."
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>>3617604
+1
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>>3617597
>>"Then let's go now."
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>>3617597
>"Then let's go now."
I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD!
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"Yes, I'd like that." Killkree tells you.

You and Killkree both fly together to Hurst. She insists on being ladylike and so asks to take your hand. You oblige and take hold of some of her feathers with a tendril. It was a nice feeling, one that was tingly and previously foreign to you.

However, you were unknowingly watched from the shadows as you flew with her.....
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>>3617664
Oh fuck, Big Daddy don’t like it
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>>3617664
Umm does Killree have any defenses in place for her world, for when she's gone?
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>>3617664
Is that shadow thing gonna try to "Befriend" us too, like its trying with little horn?
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"Can they detect us?"

"No, I've already made sure of that. My sacrifice to the Gatekeeper gave us a way to avoid the clairvoyance of any other God, even the Elders."

"It gets increasingly worrying every time he visits another sibling. He has already made an ally and subjects."

"I am not worried. The Pure Fabric is well enough hidden in your constellation for now. All I need is time before we can use the Machina, time and some more Soul essence for the sacrifice. I gave much of mine away, mine and yours alone won't be enough for the ascension."

"So this is where the Comet plays in, yes?"

"Of course. That, and when you need to strike. For now, stay low, Shade Lord. It will all come together naturally, and we will have finally passed through Father's Wakan Tanka."

"Right. Now then, I must return to Hurst with haste....."

"Until next time."

The two figures disperse.
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>>3617673
shit...
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>>3617673
Perhaps we were not fathers last child
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>>3617673
Fuck, we’re finna take it up the ass
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>>3617673
>the Gatekeeper
Holy fuck, did he finally cave and sell his soul to the Ancient of Days? I think killing Lord Fantasmos is what set him over the edge guys.
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>>3617681
probably
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>>3617673
WE SHOULD REALLY MAKE SOME ORBITAL DEFENSIVE MEASURES RIGHT NOW
AND I MEAN RIGHT N O W
I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF WE'RE GONNA BE ROMANTIC WITH THE PHOENIX WE'VE PUT THIS SHIT OFF FOR FAR TOO LONG AND EVEN TELESMOS WARNED US ABOUT IT
MAKE SURE WE CAN BLOW THAT SHIT TO SMITHEREENS
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>>3617683
DON’T FUCKING METAGAME YOU WET SACK OF PUTRID SHIT
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>>3617681
You know what....after our "date" with Killkree is done we should warn our elders about Telesmos, taht shadow we saw he talking to and Little horn little shadow "friend" and warn Killkree as well.
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>>3617688
ITS NOT FUCKING METAGAMING READ THE FUCKING THREAD HE MENTIONED IT WHEN WE LEFT HIS LAB >>3612111
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You take Killkree to the same spot you were previously before in your Realm.

She takes a deep breath and stretches. "It feels.... nice here.... really nice!"

"It's so beautiful, all these trees and all this green and blue. Are you always greenish blue yourself to reflect that beauty?" She teases you, minding the grass which burned black under her feet.

You look over and see Khala working alone to build your grand palace. So far, she has constructed giant blocks of marble, and moved them around.

"Oh, is that one of your daughters? I really liked them at the feast, they're too cute. Shame that Jazeel rated them so low." Killkree says.

What will you do now?
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>>3617691
The problem is we don't know why he said that thing, he said to watch a comet, but what is a stupid comet to an all powerful god. For now the only things we know is:
Telesmos Didn't learn shit from his time on dreadwalk in fact he might become worse.
He is making a deal with some pretty shady thing.
Little horn new "friend" resembles the said shady thing.

We are suspicious but we don't know anything of what he might be plotting.
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>>3617697
Let's give a proper introduction to our daughter then show her around the globe, we must show her the good and bad of world-building.
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>>3617701
I think we should leave a Mirror Minion at Heaven’s Gates with a command to let us know when the Celestial Dragon reawakens. I don’t know if we can handle Telesmos and his allies alone, even moreso since we don’t know who, what, or where we’re fighting.
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>>3617703
support but we should introduce her to all our daughters
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>>3617703
This, we shouldn’t shelter her from the oftentimes violent nature of our followers.
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>>3617697
Create a tea table and make a cup for ourselves and Killkree.
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>>3617701
>Telesmos Didn't learn shit from his time on dreadwalk in fact he might become worse.
I feel like this is valid reason to protect ourselves from the comet, This fuck has said that he'll take us out with him, And in a way. He kinda did, If Riso didn't timefuckery'd us back then we would be spending the rest of this quest in the Dreadwalk.
I have a backup plan in case the shady dude tries to Heaven's gate us with the comet. That is, Essentially calling in LuLu to blanket as many realms as he can with a mental blackout aura until the comet passes. This won't work if the comet is more on a collision course with us rather than a suicide inducing memetic effect but I think we can brute force it at that point, Kinda like how we did with Jazeel's book.
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>>3617673
>not metagaming because Ungluck knows all this already and making the mirror array was already mentioned before this revelation, so he can come up with this without that knowledge just going off what he knows
Hey I bet we still have that pure fabric we won at the eating contest. And if we need more, we can just go kill some titans or force them to tell us how they get it. And we can go through Fantasmos's gnosis since we stole it from him to try and find out what the machina is about. And, since Telesmos warned us about a comet, maybe we should just take his word for it and send mirror minions across the solar system to watch for a comet.

>>3617705
+1
>>3617697
Is killkree flirting?
>flirt back
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>>3617697
I roll to flirt! What am I telling her? Uhhh...
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>>3617734
Socially awkward stutterfest incoming.
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>>3617734
NO, NO, NOOOOOO
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>Create a tea table and make a cup for ourselves and Killkree.
Check, you spawn that pronto and Killkree happily takes a seat opposite of you.
>I roll to flirt!

You rapidly shake in nervous terror, spilling tea from your own cup.

"S-So, are y-you always th-is br-bright...?" You stutter.

"...Hm?"

"C-Cause baby you're a-as beati-tiful as the sunr-ri-ise." You finish.

Silence follows.
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>>3617734
Did we try to sing but we cracked ourself in our horribel song?
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>>3617790
Worth it. You can start throwing stones at me now.
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Killkree again giggles at your flustered garbled state.

"Don't worry, I know this is probably your first time doing anything like this." She says.

Then, she giggles even harder out of nowhere.

"What's.... so funny?" You ask her.

"It only now just dawned on me how much shorter you are compared to me, it would look really out of place to others!" She says playfully.

You feel a crack form on your surface.

She just called you short, even if she didn't mean it in a negative way.

What can you possibly do to salvage this slow start?
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>>3617798
>Size doesn't matter when you are the shapeshifting master of darkness.
Turn into a male version of Killkree but made of green fire, black mirror shards as feathers and a serrated or fangued beak.
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>>3617840
well, we all ready spilled our spaghetti it's worth a try.
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>>3617798
>"I guess...? I'm a god of malevolence, not a god of uh.... Tallness and.... Social acumen....."
>>3617840
That makes us borderline a furry though! We're already close to being a furfag when we're dating the birdlike incarnation of fire!
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Use this image but changing Ungluk with a slightly photoshoped version of Killkree so it's easier to do.
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>>3617840
>Not turning into our daughters picture she showed us earlier again
>>3617854
Bitch we created furrys it was the first thing we made
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>>3617854
>>3617854
We are 50% mirror and 50% octopus, I think turning into a bird for five minutes won't make us wierder than we alredy are.
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>>3617862
I'm fine with this too as long as we create an armour of our shards.
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>>3617862
Do this
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I feel like if we change our form now we look insecure about our height. Just be yourself.
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>>3617874
+1, Keep it cool.
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>>3617874
last time I swear support
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>>3617874
This
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>>3617840
+1
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>>3617874
Either that or show off our Manly form we made for our daughters.
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>>3617874
+1
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>>3617798
>"Oh really?" *shrinks down half of size* "How about now?"
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>>3617858
is tiny
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>>3617943
kek support this will be a funny
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>>3617943
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>>3617858
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>>3617943
We must embrace the smol for it shall give us power
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Say "height doesnt matter its whats in your heart that matters" and than rest a tentacle around her shoulder and stare into her eyes.
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>>3617943
I support this, show confidence, or at least pretend to be confident and not insecure about our body.
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>>3617874
This
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>>3617943
No wait, THIS
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>>3617943
changing to support
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>>3617798
>>3617840
support.
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>>3618584
Posturing isn't going to get us anywhere but if we can make her laugh, that's the ticket.
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>>3618609
I don't want to just be a joke to her. It's good to make her laugh, but not at us.
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>>3617943
We need to have a squeaky voice when we do this
For maximum comedy
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>>3617911
>>3617943
I’m phone posting but I’m switching to support this
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>>3618643
All good things in time anon, we did just spill the spaghetti and will probably continue to do so.
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>>3618731
It's hilarious how we're the incarnation of evil and yet stutter like a teenager talking to our crush, when we were fine making someone our concubine a few hours ago.
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>>3618736
To be fair we're the god of evil, not love.
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>>3618788
Actually, since there isn't a god of love, who's in charge of that stuff?
Father?
Rice ball?
Everyone?
Jazeel?
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>>3618736
we are not the fricking good of social grace or the god of love we ruin love not make it
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>>3618839
>>3618829
Actually come to think of it what is under our own domain? Since evil and malevolence didn't exist before we did.
-Murder
-Rape
Those were confirmed.

Ones we might be responsible for.
-Torture
-Pedophilia
-Wrath
-Adultery
-Lies (honestly I think this is more Lulu's territory given how his title is "the mastermind")
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>>3618852
Pretty much all you said I think we have under our domain, lies only when it’s done maliciously.

Apparently even stealing was our doing, people didn’t do that before we came into being, so I’d also say we are in charge of lawlessness and chaos.
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>>3618852
>>3618858
so we are in charge of people doing bad things with meaning and evil thoughts
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>>3618871
Technically we are them. Since we're the embodiment of the concepts and without us they'd cease, just like how we needed to fill in for Telemos or magic would have ceased to exist in this universe.
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>>3618891
That does raise into question if lightning, wind, darkness, ice, or minds don’t exist because we didn’t pick them.
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>>3618898
I think if we'd picked other domains the gods would have changed.

I'm also pretty sure minds would fall under Cepth, as he is the oldest and god of knowledge.
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>>3618909
Minds was an option at the start, but I guess yeah, the pantheon would probably be different if we’d not chosen evil.
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>>3617943
This one yes.
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>>3618643
Making girls laugh is one of the easiest ways to get a relationship going anon. Doing funny things =/= being a joke
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>>3618938
Making her laugh WITH YOU, yes. Making her laugh AT YOU, no.
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>>3618943
Bro, I’m sure Killkree can separate us laughing along with her >>3617943 from laughing at us. It’s not that complicated
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>>3617943
Definitely backing this. Makes us look comfortable in our own glass. Also proves we can change whenever we need to, so size literally isn't an issue.
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>>3618858
Were not the cause of lawlessness were just the cause of evil. Not all crimes are evil.
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>>3618953
No she's gonna think were a fool. You guys are gonna ruin our chances to ruffle her feathers.
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>>3618852
Lies are necessarily evil. When you lie to your child and say their pet didnt die but went instead to a fun nice place your sparring their feelings.
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>>3617840
supported
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>>3617840
>>3617862
>>3617874
>>3617935
>>3617943
>>3618147
>>3618244
>>3618388
>>3618609
>>3618643
>>3618725
>>3618938
>>3618943
>>3619007
>>3619168
The great size wars. What height will win to try and impress Killkree? Tall, short, or neither? Stay tuned to find out!
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>>3617943
>>3619269
shortness is the way
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Noticing that Killkree seems to react well to humor, you shrink down and try to inspire a laugh from her.

But you get an even better idea. You create for yourself a tiny cane and matching tophat that much resembled some stageplay the mortals here on Hurst liked to see in their 'theatres'.

It works. You've managed to send her into a minor fit of giggles.
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>>3619366
We’re just a blobby bill cipher, aren’t we?
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"Hmhmhm! This sense of humor you've got is very reminiscent of Lulu's." Killkree says, stopping her laughter.

"Oh! That reminds me of something Lulu once told me, a little idea of his."

"There was this one time that Lulu created a Madness Elemental using some rocks in my Realm. The materials in my Realm are..... different, shall we say, from the ones you might find here or in other Realms. The materials of my Realm are all imbued with sparks of life, meaning they could be used to create lifeforms such as my Fire Elementals, or Atronachs if they were to be blessed with an element or domain. I wonder what might happen should you, or another God try to create one using my Realm's materials... Oh, perhaps I shall bring some next time I visit and let you see what you can do with them." Killkree says.

"You allowed Lulu in your Realm? But Lulu says that everyone runs him off and hates him." You say.

"It wasn't me that ran Lulu off from Estía, it was always Animus. He would shut me down before I could get a word in."
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>>3619366
Yes! Shortness wins!
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>>3619429
i think lulu will be really happy when you invite him back
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There is a rumbling then that shakes the ground and you look over to see explosions in the distance.

You resume your normal size and look closer to see Little Horn running along with her best friend, Pippi.....

.....Shooting lasers and destroying everything in sight!

You look behind them and see trails of smoke running into the air from an entire town that they leveled!

And just how did Little Horn suddenly learn to use her powers like that all of a sudden?!

"Oh my... that looks like quite a problem... Oh, should they really be running around, destroying so much stuff like that for no reason...?" You hear Killkree say.

>"Yep, that's my girl!"
>"Of course not, I'll put a stop to this."
>Say nothing and watch.
>Write in.
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>>3619497
Uh... I mean I’m pretty sure this is fine right?
As long as we make sure she doesn’t destroy too much each day we should just let her continue.
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>>3619497
>>"Of course not, I'll put a stop to this."

Tell Little Horn to calm the fuck down and quit destroying our realm. Threaten to take away her "pet" if she doesn't comply.
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>>3619497
>>3619521
I would be fine with this but we still don't know what the fuck that shadow thing is, we couldn't read his mind and he mocked and sneered at us, so...
>"Of course not, I'll put a stop to this."
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>>3619497
"Usually this would be fine, but she shouldn't have gained powers like that, this suddenly. I wonder if it has to do with her "Little Friend"."
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>>3619539
>>3619531
That might be what Pippi is trying to do, make divisions between Little Horn and us.
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>>3619549
No, I think he convinced her to start shitting up our realm.
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>>3619549
Didn’t we create her to be an arsonist though
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>>3619497
Isn't she just in charge of mischief and low level evil\annoyances? This seems a little past her boundaries.
>>3619531
This is obviously the old ploy of bad guy having fun in an obstructionist matter with a main character then when friend and\or family member tells them to quit it bad guy goes "oh gee look how much of a jerk they are" and convinces false trust with main character and dividing other relationshis with said main character.
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>>3619549
OK so telling them no is not an option if we don't want to fall for the trap. Do we redirect them elsewhere? Oh if they want to have fun they can see Uncle Lulu! He would be perfect on ruining the bugs plans.
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>>3619603
Little Horn should love to be around Lulu, have him babysit.
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>>3619573
No only mischief and minor evil. Razing our realm goes way beyond that.
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>>3619603
Only way to deal with this shit is to make sure they feel the consequences and backlash from their actions.
Do we have anyone on the planet who's strong enough to kick them around a bit and would have a natural interest in defending people of our realm without us ordering them?
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>>3619497
>>"Of course not, I'll put a stop to this."
The bug must Die
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>>3619497
>"Of course not, I'll put a stop to this."
Trying to make our daughter stray from the path of trickery to destruction huh. Nah throw the shadow-imp into the sun.

>>3619619
Yes. Lulu would actually be a great guardian in this instance.
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>>3619657
I say we tell Little Horn to stop being so malicious, cringe at the fact we just said that, then grab lulu and make them babysit.
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Tell her to stop but to not make her cry
do not destroy the imp, that will upset her and that will lead to some form of manipulation by the manchildren
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make sure to cheer her up if she gets sad or shows some form of negative emotion. end the conversation on a good note
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>>3619497
>"Of course not, I'll put a stop to this."
>"Hey Little Horn! I created you to spread mischief, Not raze everything in sight! What makes you able to think you're supposed to do that?"
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>>3619497
>"Of course not, I'll put a stop to this."
>Ask Little Horn if she doesn't want to visit Murn.
Telesmos started this shit so he can deal with it.
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>>3619497
>"Of course not, I'll put a stop to this."
>"Honey, while I have no problem with you spreading mischief and merriment, I did /not/ create you to destroy! How did you even learn to use your powers in such a way?"
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>>3619746
And that's how you fall directly into the trap. Be gentle with Little Horn and explain her that destroying a city without calling her family to join the party is rude, then ask her if it was the imp and tell her to go to the Palace.
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>>3619754
only if someone gets to keep an eye on her
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>>3619761
We should be firm but fair, if we let this slide then it won't be long until she's walking all over us and doing whatever she wants.
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Also unrelated but how does everyone feel about Akasha now that we know that he doesn't directly control his demigod? I feel that some anons got a bit too rabid at the sight of waifu abuse, but I still like Akasha even if he was directly in control of Animus.
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>>3619765
Let's be kind to her since this is the first time she's doing we don't want her to
Let's give her some basic rules to follow, then we'll be firm but fair.
Let's make sure she understands that she shouldn't be doing this, or some other shenanigans.
Maybe we should give little horn a little nudge in the right direction.
Maybe we could give our daughters a game plan; tell them what's our goals for Hurst and give them some better guidelines for their schemings.
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>>3619780
Akasha is always a great dad to us and is encouraging our ambition.
I like him
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>>3619780
I want to know how he treats our other siblings and why he created the Animus before casting any judgment.
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>>3619782
agreed, no need to make her feel overly bad, but a little light shaming would go a long way i feel.

Maybe throw in that old standby: "I'm not mad, just disappointed." That one always slays.
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>>3619790
We could ask Jazeel how Akasha treats her when we get done with Killkree
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>>3619790
I assume he treats those that create just fine, after all, he did say something along the lines that he only wants his children to create and act freely, which is therefore understandble as to why he's so dissapointed with killkree, she barely creates anything and just sits around all day. not to say i dont like her or anything, but I can see where Akashas coming from.
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i bet if we just explained to akasha that Animus is stunting killkrees growth instead of encouraging it, he'd soften up.
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>>3619497
>>"Of course not, I'll put a stop to this."
>"Honey, while I have no problem with you spreading mischief and merriment, I did /not/ create you to destroy! How did you even learn to use your powers in such a way?"
Pippi is cute, CUTE
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>>3619794
I don't know man. I don't want to upset our daughter only for that fucking shadow imp to come in and go "aww man parents are gay and lame you should stop listening to him, ý̢͟͟͞o̷͡͠u̵͘͡͞ ̶̸̢͟͡ś͘͟͢h̶̶͠óu̕͠l̢d̴̸̨̕ ̴͝ļ̀ì̴͜͟͟s̵̷̛t̴̷͘͝e̶̴͟ǹ̵̛͘͢ ̷̴̶̛t͡o̶ ̧̀̕m͘̕͝e̶̸̵̢͢ ̸̛͡i̷̸̕͝͝ņ̵͢͝͝s̡̕t͢͢ę̷̡͟͞a̷͞d̴́"
You don't understand how much hatred I have to this trope. I want to avoid that shit so bad you have no idea.
>>3619807
Let Killkree hear this from Akasha himself. Comfort her immediately afterwards and give her advice on what to do.
>>3619828
"hey your glowing ball isn't helping; the bird's more depressed now"
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>>3619885
I think you're giving the QM too little credit anon, we've been blindsided multiple times over by how we think something is/will go vs how it actually turns out.
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>>3619889
TAKE NO CHANCES ANON
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>>3619800
I wouldn't mind asking every sibling
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>>3619896
how do you know that pippi doesnt want us to go soft on little horn, we're playing right into his trap!!!!!!!!1
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>>3619902
how would that benefit him?
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>>3619900
We should, but they’re rarely all in one place.
We are on course to talk to her first.
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>>3619911
i was just shitposting but i mean, if we don't draw clear lines and make up clear rules she WILL think she can do whatever she wants with no consequences, with or without pippi.
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>>3619916
Fair enough
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>>3619918
I know you were, I was hoping you'd give me a shitposting rebuttal
I agree
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>>3619923
>I know you were, I was hoping you'd give me a shitposting rebuttal
sorry m8
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>>3619939
better luck next time haha
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Bounding over immediately, you lunge over at Little Horn and Pippi, stopping them by blocking their path, leaving a trail behind you.

You stare down at them both with an annoyed eye, and you hear them both audibly gulp in fear.

>"Honey, while I have no problem with you spreading mischief and merriment, I did /not/ create you to destroy! How did you even learn to use your powers in such a way?"

"....Am I going to get a spanking with the belt?" Little Horn asks. You narrow your eye and say 'maybe'. Little Horn trembles in terror.

Little Horn points to Pippi, who audibly gulps even harder.

"Pippi took on a new form and started to talk, he told me he would teach me how to use my powers better and then we could go have some fun! But I got to riled up and started blasting anything I saw because I thought the explosions were cool!" Little Horn admitted.

"It's my fault, father! Please don't punish Pippi, he doesn't know any better!"

You take a good look at Pippi, who's teeth formed a frown. Pippi gulps again and then speaks...

"Uh..... Pippi! Pippi! Pip! Piiip! Pippi!" He says in a voice all too obviously that of someone trying to sound more innocent and higher pitched.

What will you do with these two?
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>>3620005
Immediately pat her on the head
Let her have her fun, but tell her to try and avoid killing more than, say, 100 mortals a day

She’s just a kid that likes explosions, who doesn’t like explosions?
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>>3620016
Sure, but add that we need to spend a little time "talking" to Pippi
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>>3620005
"I want you both to make it up to the people of that town, enlist your sisters if need be, bake a few cookies and the like and help them rebuild. Once that's done with you can play around with explosions /away/ from civilization, maybe go mess with the Natsocs if it pleases you."
>>3620016
This is way too soft of a response.
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>>3620005
Tell her there's nothing wrong with some mischief and destruction, but if she causes too much chaos there won't be a world left to cause chaos in.
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>>3620025
What could we say to it?
We can’t read it’s mind, can’t kill it or she’ll get upset, and since it knows this it’ll just ignore any threats

>>3620027
We don’t give a shit about mortals, her detonating a village is perfectly fine, the only worry is that she blows up too many.
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>>3620031
>We don’t give a shit about mortals, her detonating a village is perfectly fine, the only worry is that she blows up too many.
Agreed, which is why her punishment fits the crime. The last thing she wants to do is clean up the town, but it'll teach her the easy lesson that her actions have consequences whilst not making her resent us.
Firm but fair.
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>>3620005
Forbid her from associating with Pippi, he's clearly a bad influence on her. Also tell her to quit the senseless destruction.
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>>3620036
But why do we punish her for blowing up a town, that’s acceptable behaviour for the demigodess of evil and mischief.
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>>3620044
Not to insult you, but what exactly do you think will happen when she doesn't get punished even though we just reprimanded her somewhat harshly? It'll make her think she can get out of any trouble so long as she bats her eyes at daddy and says sowwy, which is obviously working. Simply put, we HAVE to punish her in some way or this problem will only get worse. The question is how harsh should the punishment be?
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>>3620031
We can just kill it out of Little Horn's sight and tell her it run away or something.
>>3620031
>>3620044
It's not evil, it's Chaotic Stupid. The towns and people of Hurst belong to us.

Sauron didn't slaughter his own Orcs and blow up Mordor just for shits and giggles.
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>>3620056
>It's not evil, it's Chaotic Stupid.
this guy gets it
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>>3620005
>"I fear that your friend may be a bad influence, Perhaps he's manipulating you in a way. I'd like to talk to you about my suspicions soon."
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>>3620053
I suppose a light punishment might be in order, I see where you’re coming from

>>3620056
Yeah I seriously disagree with killing it, that could backfire spectacularly and make us worst dad.
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>>3620031
If we didn't give a shit about mortals we wouldn't be consistently interfering in their affairs and engineering the war to go the way we want.

>>3620056
>>3620061
Agreed with the chaotic stupid point.

There was already a god that represented unending calamity. If we were the same and allowed senseless destruction to prevail, our existence would be pointless. The universe doesn't need two Tonghas.
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>>3620074
Which is why I said we kill it without her knowing it. This creature is clearly working against us, he already convinced our daughter to blow up our own town for shits and giggles.
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>>3620074
>Yeah I seriously disagree with killing it, that could backfire spectacularly and make us worst dad.
Yeah that is just a bad idea. I think my idea of punishment is best, though im obviously biased, but having both of them clean up the town shows little horn that she can't just be an idiot and blow everything up for no reason and also shows that we're taking her new "friend" into consideration as well.
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Oh yeah, and an unrelated suggestion. We should respond to some prayers some time, I imagine we've got a few million and we've never done that before. Could be a good diversion some time.
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>>3620089
yeah that would be fun but we're so fucking busy all the damn time.
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>>3620083
I mean we don’t care about their lives.
>>3620085
It didn’t convince her to blow up the town, she admitted it taught her to blow things up and then she went around making explosions because she’s a child.
Killing it without her knowing could lead to her not believing us if she’s smart, could lead to another one of the creatures finding her and telling her what we did, it could scream as we kill it and she could hear, there are so many ways it goes wrong.
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>>3620094
Something is always happening, I just want to get things taken care of so we can relax and tend to our mortals a little.
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>>3620104
How about we make a demigod who's job is to answer Prayers and help those who call on our name?.
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>>3620104
me too, perhaps next thread will be calmer with more downtime and less crazy shit constantly going down. wink wink nudge nudge
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>>3620101
>It didn’t convince her to blow up the town, she admitted it taught her to blow things up and then she went around making explosions because she’s a child.

It still directly caused her to destroy the town. And it did it with her too.
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>>3620087
Yeah I think I’d back making them clean the town.
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>>3620123
Doesn’t mean we can kill it
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sorry to keep pushing the image limit, but it's nice how calm and reasonable everyones being.
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>>3620087
We can't trust Pippi to help rebuild, he's clearly working against us.
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>>3620208
Khalas keeping an eye on the two of them, he’ll behave.
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>>3620208
yeah, but IC we don't know that, and besides, it's clear that pippi is really weak and afraid of us, and Telesmos is the true brains of the operation. Honestly I think pippi may be whats left of Fantasmos that Telesmos somehow managed to scrounge up, but who knows.
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>>3620220
Even ignoring >>3617673 I think we have plenty of reason to be suspicious of Pippi. The figure in >>3611689 looks very similar.

And I doubt he's terribly weak if we're unable to read his mind.
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>>3620220
I think that the Shadow Lord and Teletubby met each other during the Dreadwalk, so that could explain why Tele was so determined when he got out and how fast they struck that Pure Fabric deal.
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>>3620238
Have we tried looking it up on our Akashic disk?
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>>3620233
>And I doubt he's terribly weak if we're unable to read his mind.
I'm not going to troll the thread to find the exact post but it's Telesmos that caused that to happen, he said he made a deal with "The Gatekeeper" to block our mindreading powers, and I think his experiences in the dreadwalk toughened him up instead of breaking him like we expected. I assume the Gatekeeper is Elhaz or one of Elhaz' demigods that rules the dreadwalk, as opposed to the Ancient of Days theory some anons proffered.
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Do you guys think that maybe Lil' Horn should grow up, so that less bad thing would be happening to her snd she could help her sisters with managing Hurst?
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>>3620251
i always assumed she'd age naturally, just over a much longer time frame. maybe in a few centuries she'll be a tween.
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>>3620251
Holy shit that fanart is so cool, who's the artist?
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>>3620272
NSFW warning
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=15947376
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You pat Little Horn on the head.

"Daughter, you may cause mischief as you like , but I would prefer you did not destroy everything you saw. You should think to use your powers to help cause more better mischief. Furthermore, I would much like to have a word with Pippi." You tell her.

"....Are you going to kill him....?!" Little Horn grimaced.

"........No." You say. But truth be told, you haven't decided that yet. She nods silently and watches as you grab Pippi with a tendril and levitate very high into the sky, past the clouds.

You release him once at an adequate height, so it was only you and him.

Pippi smiles at you with those fangs of his, using two of his arms to make a bowing gesture before he spoke in a voice most baroque, victorian and mature.

"Oh sir, I must clarify, I mean no harm to your daughter. She herself admitted it was all her idea to go pull that little nasty issue back there. I admit I might not have been in the right mind when I decided to play along. Truly, I meant no harm to your beautiful realm, sir."

What will you say to Pippi? Will you ask him something? Or will you take action?
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>>3620317
Break off his right horn, our daughter is one issue, but we dont know this dickhead from adam, even if he's friends with horn he doesn't have the right to cause any kind of destruction on our planet.
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>>3620317
Look him up in the Akashic disk, if we find nothing then we threaten him a bit.
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>>3620317
Tell him to show us his real self since Little Horn already mentioned it.
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>>3620317
>>3620334
>>3620340
Support these.
>"Show me your true form, my daughter has already confirmed this isn't it."
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>>3620317
"I'm going to make this simple. Either you tell me who and what you are and give me some proof of identity, or I'm smiting you right here and right now."

And >>3620346
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actually now that i think about breaking off his horn could pay dividends, best of which being it would be the easiest way to see if he's the same horned figure we saw with teletubby, as in the horned figure will be missing one horn if we break off this pippi's, plus we can research the bit we have, maybe even confront teletubby with it.
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>>3620328
Supporting Horn break
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>>3620346
this
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>>3620346
+1
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You access your Akashic Disc to try and find something on this figure, but nothing is available to see. This is rather... strange....

You've had enough of the confusion.

>"Show me your true form, my daughter has already confirmed this isn't it."

Pippi's grin widens as he closes his eyes.

"Ah, I suppose it wouldn't hurt anything in the long run."

Pippi is enveloped by shadow and darkness as that spreads out from him, all around you.....

"I go by many names, I've never truly had one concrete to myself.... I suppose I will just let you call me whichever you please...."
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When the shadow clears, you now see a figure who looks strikingly similar to the one you saw in your brief vision when you reversed Time on Murn.

"They call me Capricorn, Capricornus, Capricorneus, Tenebrae, Dulla, Shadowlord, Shadelord.... And more recently, Pippi."

"You may call me as you like. Personally, I don't have any strong preferences, but I much like Capricornus. Are you satisfied to know now.... brother?"

"Brother?" You say as he drops it so casually.

"Oh, yes, brother. I do believe the way that Death usually puts it is that we are all related technically, but not truly. I am the God of Darkness and Shadow. It's my pleasure."

"Pippi" bows to you, his attitude was very matured, contrary to someone like Telesmos.

"How can I help you this fine evening? I swear I will make this fast, I wouldn't want to hold you up on your... date."

>Say something/question him.
>Attack him.
>Write in.
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>>3620438
>Say something/question him.
"I looked for you in my Akashic Disc, nothing came up. I remember you from my visions on Murn. Why are you consorting with Telesmos, and why are you attempting to lead my precious daughter astray? Choose your next words very carefully, "God" of shadow.
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>>3620438
Ask him why he's interfering in our realm.
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>>3620438
This guy is nothing but bad news
>ask him why your planet and why your daughter?
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>>3620438
Oh, and ill support whatevers most popular on the sole condition that we reflect his true self/intentions to him. We can do that, right?
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>>3620438
>>Say something/question him.
Inquire about his dealings with Telesmos. Ask him what he traded Pure Fabric with him for.
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>>3620451
this, It is important every god we have meet so far has had a reflection. Except for the tellituby fag if he doesn't have one then I believe we can assume they are working together in some way.
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>>3620467
we did reflect old tele's true self to him, its a petulant manchild obsessed with getting the best toys to make up for his own insecurities.
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>>3620473
I thought after the dread walk he wouldn't reflect or am I remembering things wrong?
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>>3620477
I did troll through the thread and you are right we can't directly access his mind, but mind invasion and true self reflection are two seperate things and domains, at least I think so.
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>>3620438
We still have the Avatar with us right? Can't we release him and ask him directly about that shadow guy or make him confront it?
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>>3620492
this is an option but the avatar might just outright attack us for traping it like a bug in a jar.
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oh and on a edgy unrelated note i think a good way to torture/punish teletubby if he ever pisses us off would be to seal him in a room made of tons of different mirrors with each mirror reflecting a different but always negative version of himself. if nothing else the sheer boredom of being locked in that room for years would be a intense punishment for a entity like telesmos. who knows, maybe he'd better himself eventually.
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>>3620444
This.

>>3620492
Releasing the Animus is a terrible idea because we don’t have any assurance he won’t simply teleport away
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>>3620500
maybe or it will just make him even worse
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>>3620500
>>3620505
Why not forcibly strip away his power until he’s on par with Little Horn? I miss being Magic god, and the Elder God only said he’d annihilate us if we killed him.
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>>3620521
And how exactly would we do that? I doubt we can just drain power from an equal god.
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>>3620521
Frankly, I don't even know if they would know that we killed Telesmos if we decided to kill him (again). Since it seems he straight up sold his soul to the Ancient of Days, And at that point I don't think there would be any chance of repentance or revival for him.
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>"I looked for you in my Akashic Disc, nothing came up. I remember you from my visions on Murn. Why are you consorting with Telesmos, and why are you attempting to lead my precious daughter astray? Choose your next words very carefully, "God" of shadow."

"I am what you may consider a forgotten product of Father, hence why I am not to be found in his Discs. I myself have just come to the conclusion he wanted me to remain a mysterious person to the rest of the Pantheon."

"As for Telesmos... Well, I am not per say consorting with him. I am merely offering a little help to him in return for something myself. It's only to benefit us both."

"And dear heavens! I would not think of trying to lead your daughters astray, I know well of the might at your fingertips. I have only made friends with Little Horn, nothing more. I find enjoyment in playing with her, friends are a very special thing."

>Ask him what he traded Pure Fabric with him for.

"Pure Fabric? Ahh... We didn't trade anything. It's still out there. That's all I'll say on that for now."

"So, is that all you have to ask? I would much like to return to playing with Little Horn, if that isn't too much to ask."

Capricornus smiles at you, the kind of smile you would see from someone trying their best to come off as friendly.

Will you question him further, or will you let him go now?
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>>3620558
>Grab both horns with tendrils
>"I'll ask you this only once, dear brother, and I want an answer. Where is the pure fabric being kept? What is Telesmos planning? Do not attempt to deceive me, deception did not exist before Me."
If he wont answer or if he lies then break off both horns, he's lucky we haven't already done it just for mucking about on our planet without permission.
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>>3620558
>"Telesmos mentioned a comet, Do you have any involvement with this or know of its effects? I would like to know more about your involvement with Telesmos and his plans."
Also... Capricornus... The Capricornus constellation! Of course!
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>>3620558
>"As for Telesmos... Well, I am not per say consorting with him. I am merely offering a little help to him in return for something myself. It's only to benefit us both."

Ask him exactly how he's helping him and what he gets out of it.
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>>3620570
look at the big brains on this anon, well done
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keep an eye on him but don't be outwardly hostile
we might be able to get him on our side if we give him something to trade for
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>>3620567
>>3620570
Support.
But add as we grab him.
>"Understand brother I do not wish to harm you or for bad blood between us. But your actions are as long as they remain unknown are a threat to me. Now I'd much rather we got along, but I will do what I must to protect me and mine if you continue to play coy."
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>>3620567
>>3620570
>>3620583
This.
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You reach out and grab Capricornus' horns. He only blinks and smiles before there is a snapping sound and he steps back, the two horns now disconnected in your grasp. Two more spring up in the place of the old ones on his head. The ones you held were... strange. They were made completely from Darkness, yet you could touch it.

>"I'll ask you this only once, dear brother, and I want an answer. Where is the pure fabric being kept? What is Telesmos planning? Do not attempt to deceive me, deception did not exist before Me."

"Alright, I can see that hiding the truth would only lead to more conflict. Telesmos' plan is simple. He wants to ascend to the Beyond to be closer to his master, The Gatekeeper, Cepte'Zchtek. He approached me before his original demise, some time after you were born and offered to allow me to ascend to if I helped him. It's as I said, I am helping him and he is helping me. I can see no reason to want to stay behind here in this lower plane, I wish to be closer to Father on the Higher Plane, which is why I'm in on it."

"As for the Pure Fabric, Telesmos was afraid you might try to stop him for whatever reason, so he asked me to hide it. I can't tell where, he worked very hard to acquire it all, and he doesn't want it to go to waste. Even the Titans cannot scrounge up as much as he has so easily. It took a long time to get that amount. When our Ascension is at hand, I will take it to him so that we can ascend and leave this Realm."

>"Telesmos mentioned a comet, Do you have any involvement with this or know of its effects?"

Capricornus scratches his chin. "Mmm.... No, honestly, I don't know any comets, and Telesmos has never told me of any such thing himself." He shrugs.

"Me making friends with Little Horn has nothing to do with the plan, you may rest assured. It was a choice of my own, and I find my friendship with her very fun."

"Once we're gone and Ascended, you can have it all here. We won't be a bother to you in the Higher Realm. Oh, you can keep those horns by the way."

That was easy enough. Capricornus just spilled all the beans. But is Telesmos' plan really that bad? Having him out of your hair sounds pretty good actually...

What will you do now?
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>>3620656
no matter what happens we have to fuck over Telesmos he is irredeemable
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>>3620656
>He only blinks and smiles before there is a snapping sound and he steps back, the two horns now disconnected in your grasp.
I was worried something like that might happen.
While Telesmos just fucking off would be tempting, the implications of him ascending to a higher plane and also hating our very existence are very very bad. I can't really decide whether we should just annihilate this guy now for refusing to tell us where the pure fabric is, attempt to convince him to work with us instead, or leave him be and take action against Telesmos instead.

It's a real pickle.
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So now we know that Telesmos is still trying to ascend and that he only hid the fabric instead of trading it away. Which means he is most likely trying to use his machine.
So how about we sabotage his machine to kill them when he tries to ascend. We aren't allowed to kill him ourselves so easily, but we can hardly be blamed if he kills himself.
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>>3620656
Pretend to go along with it, we can’t do too much from here so let pippi alone for now and then finish with Killkree.
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>>3620665
Mirror room torture for a couple centuries doesn't sound too bad now eh?
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>>3620670
we can definitely destroy this dude no problem, don't let his little tricks fool you
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>>3620672
In this situation extreme actions are reasonable.
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>>3620674
He just claimed to be a god, kill a god you get killed.
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>>3620656
I doubt this guy is telling the entire truth here, I still don't trust him at all. It's quite suspicious how a fellow Lesser God has nothing better to do but play with his brother's demigod all day. We should permanently banish him from Hurst.
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>>3620677
key word there is claimed, he didn't show up in our disc, and none of our siblings have ever even mentioned other secret gods. i'd say we're well within our rights to kill an unknown entity who was actively massacring a town of ours without permission in case you forgot.
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>>3620682
Yeah wouldn't this count as an invasion
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dont let his relationship with little horn cloud your judgement, the only thing we can be sure of with this cat is that we can't trust him.
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>>3620682
The dragon did not say that if you kill a god you get a trial to see if If was maybe justified.
He has he annihilates us without a second thought.

If Capricorn is a real lesser god and we kill him, we cease to be.

Also aren’t gods forbidden from fighting within their own realms or some such rule?
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>>3620686
if you're really so antsy about outright killing him we could try siphoning his power/gnosis til he's reduced to a demigod, im certain riso would not care about that given the circumstances.
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>>3620686
Except Risto Tatsu is asleep most of the time, probably still sleeping now. So we can probably get away with killing him.
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>>3620689
we can only touch him if he allows us to I don't think we have the ability to deal with that. We could ask Lulu for help with this guy, also I bet Lulu is just wild card enough to know about this guy.
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>>3620686
I dunno I just don't think we should let this dude walk away without a scratch, it sets a bad precedent.
>>3620692
We can touch him no problem, he's just a shapeshifter.
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"I understand if you are unsettled by this. Really, I do. I just hope you can understand. If there was some way I could get to the higher plane without Telesmos, I would take it in a heartbeat, but his method is the fastest. I just don't want to stay behind here anymore, there's nothing for me on this lower plane as a forgotten son of Father. I guess I just want him to acknowledge me, and I think he would react well to my progress if I managed to reach that new height."

"As for Telesmos, well, I know you and him aren't on the best of terms, but I would keep him in line once we ascend, if that makes you feel any better."

"And I really don't like to lie, so I must admit that I was told to spy on you by befriending Little Horn. Telesmos was paranoid you might try and subvert him. But it doesn't have to be a spying thing, it could just be a friendship like I said."

Capricornus extends his hand for a handshake.

"We don't have to be enemies. I know I don't want to be your enemy, and I would hate it if you saw me as such. Can we get along, you and I?"

>Shake his hand.
>Slap it away.
>Write in.
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>>3620690
So your plan is for him to kill us he wakes up?
>>3620689
I’m not sure if we even could do that, but if we can, sure I’d be in favour of weakening him
>>3620693
Well we can’t kill him, it’s impractical and we literally just told Little Horn we wouldn’t.
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>>3620694
>Destroy his soul, absorb the leftover gnosis
He just said he's a forgotten son of Akasha, not even acknowledged, rice treat wont give a shit one way or the other.
>>3620696
Frankly this goes beyond our silly daughter, we can always make a decent enough copy if we wish, or just tell her he ran away.
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>>3620694
>> my little horn truly believes you are her friend if hurt her in any way, not even the elder gods could keep me killing you.
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>>3620690
But our daughter would be devastated, and he honestly seems like a top lad
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>>3620701
Support, he's Akasha's bastard son.
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>>3620711
Oh don't get me wrong, I like the dude, but he's a clear opportunist through and through, he would not hesitate for a second to stab us in the back or hurt our daughter if it allows him to ascend. It's nothing personal to him, and it's nothing personal to us. Just bad circumstance.
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>>3620694
> Shake his hand
> "I don't dislike you Capricornus, but I can't bring myself to trust you."
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>>3620701
He might not care, but he also might care, in which case we get fucked.
Father does not care that much for him but father still keeps him around, he’s a son.

Also we’re not strong enough to just kill a god immediately, we swing at him with a sword and he flies straight down to where Little Horn can see, then what?

>>3620703
I’d support this, he could make a good ally, and it’d be easier to smash his plans of ascendancy if were on the inside.
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>>3620713
He really seems like our kinda guy.
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>>3620718
I fail to see how we get fucked if he cares about little horn, that's beside the point. I doubt Akasha will take issue with us killing this cat.
>>3620719
Yeah, but he's also clearly trying to appeal to us. The QM even says so.
>Capricornus smiles at you, the kind of smile you would see from someone trying their best to come off as friendly.
Like I said its psshh nothing personal, but I'd rather not have this dude on the board at all.
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>>3620719
>>3620718

I think he's going for the trick where you make someone think you're honest and trustworthy by pretending to spill the beans and give away all your intentions while actually not telling them the entire honest truth.
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>>3620719
let's not kid ourselves this guy will be loyal to whoever gets him closer to his OWN goals if we plan to work with this guy we have to constantly watch our back. That being said if we can give him a better deal we can get him working for us.
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>>3620723
I was saying rice ball might not care, but also might care.and then fuck us.

>>3620726
Of course he’s not being honest, but realistically we are too good of an ally for him to pass up or think about backstabbing right now. We have 3 realms, 2 subordinate gods, the demon lord. He’ll play nice with us out of necessity until the time comes to backstab us, which we will prepare for.
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>>3620719
>>3620718
Don't forget that he DID lie to us, and then admitted to it right after when we tried to intimidate him. Trusting him even a little is a mistake.
>>3620730
>He’ll play nice with us out of necessity until the time comes to backstab us, which we will prepare for.
Why exactly would we allow him the opportunity to backstab us and possibly hurt our daughters/realm, when we could eliminate the problem entirely. Bro, just forget little horns even involved, this has almost nothing to do with her at this point.
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>>3620723
Yeah exactly, he's clearly trying to make ourselves think he's trustworthy when he's not.
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>yeah I hate to say it but giving this guy a chance can only end badly for us. he either has to leave or we make him leave.
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>>3620733
That’s why we don’t trust him, keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

What’s your plan to kill him?
Hit him with a sword until he dies and just hope rice ball doesn’t care about the rules?
Working with him even temporarily allows us to ruin Telsemos plans easier.
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the problem with someone who practices realpolitk is that you can't trust them at all, the only thing he cares about is ascension, allowing him to live is a mistake but letting him stay on our world and hang out with little horn is a fatal mistake.
>>3620740
Just hit him with the strongest blast of tonghas power we got with no warning, I want him annihilated from existence.
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>>3620694
>blast him to smithereens
We'll just have to explain that Pippi is a twotiming backstabbing bastard that was plotting together with a guy who killed us once. And that guy's subjects also bullied Uncle Lulu!
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>>3620743
Don’t forget that Killkree is also watching, and just saw us say we won’t kill him.

A massive red blast out of the sky would be a bit noticeable.
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>>3620701
>>3620712
>>3620744
Are you guys for fucking real.
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>>3620747
Frankly I don't care about Killkrees opinion or little horns opinion on what we do with this wretch, this goes way beyond both of them.
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>>3620748
...I can't tell if this is real and it makes extremely uncomfortable.
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>>3620748
We are the God of Malevolence after all. This would be the first act we've ever committed that would even come close to being ruthless. But even if we we were the God of Hugs and Kittens I'd still say blow this guy into oblivion.
>inb4 edgelord
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>>3620751
Fucking up our relations to Killkree and our daughter for a non guaranteed shot at killing a god which may cause us to get deleted is incredibly silly.
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>>3620764
agreed
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>>3620764
Letting him get close to our daughter and giving him ample opportunity to backstab us or hurt our daughters is incredibly silly, don't be so shortsighted man. Killkree doesn't even know he's a god, she'll assume we were just dealing with a pest, which we were. Need I remind you she watched him destroy the village? I doubt she's too attached to the worm.
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>>3620764
also, what do you think happens if we forbid him from coming to the planet or interacting with little horn? does he seem like the type to stay away just because we say pretty please with a cherry on top?
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>>3620769
Force him to leave the planet, BOOM problem temporarily solved.
>>3620770
have the manticores watch over little horn and keep watch over her.
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>>3620760
Do you really want Big brother Riso to throw his hand through the wall and fucking pull out his shotgun?
>"b-buh he sleep though!"
He probably has like 30 demigods that fucking skull rape those who try to break the law, Have some fucking foresight.
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>>3620772
why solve the problem temporarily when we can solve it permanently? Think long term, this guy clearly does.
>>3620774
Did you not read the posts? He said he's not acknowledged by Akasha, which is why hes so desperate to ascend to get closer to him. The rules don't apply to him, he is outside of everyones purview.
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>>3620769
Attempting to kill him is foolish.

We are then left with the choice wether to work with him or kick him out.
Working with him is smarter, let’s us betray him easier.
>>3620770
We don’t.
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>>3620774
I think Riso would very much fucking care that he was destroying our fucking village, slaughtering our own fucking mortals. If that's not a declaration of war I don't know what is. You guys are waaaay too trusting and forgiving.
>>3620779
Attempting to work with him is foolish, how you don't see that is beyond me.
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I think this parable sums up why working with him is a bad idea.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Farmer_and_the_Viper
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>>3620776
Not acknowledged by papa =/= Not acknowledged by THE LAW.
Can't risk this shit, you fucking edgy cunt.
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>>3620783
It’s not the “farmer and the viper”, it’s “The Viper and the Bigger viper with friends, and we’re the bigger viper.”

>>3620781
All we have to do is ensure we ascend, that gets easier if we’re working with him.
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>>3620785
Papa IS the law. Riso is just appointed to administrate Akashas laws, not fucking make them up.
also no need to get nasty you filthy dickhead.
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>>3620788
I think you're shortsighted, and if we let him go it will bite us in the ass. But lets just agree to disagree, it's clear we're not willing to budge.
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>>3620793
I don’t think you’re ambitious enough, his betrayal means nothing if we betray him first, but yeah.
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>>3620797
Well you know what they say; the best laid plans of mice and men...
thanks for being respectful at least, i hate it when people just lose their cool for no reason.
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>>3620791
Here's what will happen if we go along with your retarded plan.
>Capricorn's half obliterated, half melted body falls down to Hurst with a wet splat.
>Killkree fucking nopes out of here, tells the other gods.
>Little horn sees and starts disassociating with us for killing her "friend". probably eventually leading an incursion against us.
>Riso wakes up, gets the news and gets death to throw us into the dreadwalk for 1000 or so years. Hurst is up for grabs during this time.
>This also gives Telesmos enough time to get the stash of Pure fabric out of Capricorn's constellation and eventually ascend.
>Once we get out, Telesmos obliterates us from existence as he ascended to Elder god tier using the Machina.
You're setting us on a railroad to hell with this, dude.
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>>3620807
holy shit, I didn't know you could see the future, i retract all my previous statements and change my vote to licking this guys ass and giving him a reach around while we're at it.

suck my dick, asshole.
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.....

You begin to charge your power of Destruction. Capricornus is taken aback and his cloak flies open as he holds his hand out and shivers.

"W....What are you doing....?"

"I'm going to kill you, Capricornus." You say without a hint of remorse.

"...Wh... K.. Kill me?! N... No! No please! I don't want to be your enemy! I.... I was never shown such acceptance and kindness until I met your daughter! Telesmos... Telesmos never showed me any such thing!"

"I... I.... Please! Don't do this! I have little to desire, I just want Father to acknowledge me! Unglück, please, I beg you! I haven't lied to you! I would never!"

>"Begging changes no minds." (Kill Capricornus)
>Depower your charged attack and say something else.
>Write in.
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>>3620694
>Shake his hand.
I'm voting not to kill him, but let him off with this >>3620703 so he knows we don't exactly trust him.
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>>3620811
>"Begging changes no minds." (Kill Capricornus)
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>>3620812
Voting to not kill as well
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>>3620811
>>Depower your charged attack and say something else.
>> my little horn truly believes you are her friend if hurt her in any way, not even the elder gods could keep me killing you.
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>>3620818
>>3620812
These
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>>3620809
Its basic fucking foresight you nigger. Jesus christ, Are you brain dead?
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>>3620821
Are you? from everything you've said so far from your autistic outrage and screeching to your retarded little plans lead me only to believe that you don't even have two fucking braincells to rub together, you mental midget.

im done with this back and forth, you can fuck off the edge of my dick.
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have we considered the possibility that this guy is just super fucking bad a social interaction? Like the socially awkward kid trying and failing to imitate the "cool" kids.
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>>3620823
>>3620821
let's keep it respectful no need to go full tard. also, we have already passed the bump limit YAY
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>>3620824
Explains a lot really, he and Telsemos both feel distant from father
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>>3620812
OH HEY
Lulu likes meeting new people right? And this guy wants friends?
Yeah we should introduce them, it puts another set of eyes on Capricornus. We should ask Lulu if he knows anything about him first since he can channel the Library Palatial.

>>3620824
You become socially awkward if you're an outcast. When we actually try and interact with other gods Unglück is fairly socially awkward as well.
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>>3620826
hey, he started it.
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>>3620811
>"Begging changes no minds." (Kill Capricornus)
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>>3620830
all my yesses
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>>3620823
Whats the matter? Mad that you can't smashy smashy this guy in front of everyone we love? Chirst almighty I genuinely believe you're the guy who goes "I attack the king" in roleplaying games.
>>3620694
>Push his hand away while slowly backing up.
I don't trust this dude at all, Hes Definitely going to backstab us at the order of Telesmos later.
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>>3620832
hey, I'm not here to take sides I just want to keep the thread from being tarded into oblivion.
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>>3620830
Actually yeah, Lulu loves to meet those who he can’t predict how they’ll behave, and this guy is a total mystery, we should set them up after we spare him.

I feel we have a certain responsibility to our siblings, as the strongest of them.
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>>3620839
we can agree on that point at least.
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>>3620841
we are the benevolent dick this universe the one it needs and deserves.
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>>3620844
not to split hairs, but we're the opposite of benevolent. i'd say we're a malevolent nice guy.
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>>3620844
It’s up to us to make the sad firebird happy, the haughty justice fanatic humble, the autistic Telsemos.... he might be a lost cause actually... and the lonely and rejected Capricorn slightly less so.
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>>3620845
this works too
>>3620848
indeed ours is a hard path to walk.
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>>3620849
But rewarding!
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>>3620818
This
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I must admit i have a bit more sympathy for el Gato now that he's shown his true colors, I still think removing him from the board is the best thing we can do right now, but i dont begrudge any anons for deciding to let him live, and wouldnt mind tethering him much more strongly to us in that case, by being genuinely nice and friendly with him. With rules, of course.
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>>3620872
clear boundaries are an important part of any relationship
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if we do end up sparing him we should for sure make him cough up the location of the pure fabric regardless of what we do with him after.
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>>3620879
My true motivation for wanting to let him live is that I still want to Pokemon the entire pantheon.

It’s not logical at all, I know.
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>>3620880
Well at least you're honest.
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>>3620818
>>3620812
These, cause it's the not retarded option that'll get us killed.
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>>3620880
>>3620884
i meant the gif in a friendly way if it wasn't clear, lets all get along.
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>>3620886
there's really no need to be so insulting.
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>>3620887
Yeah dude, don’t worry I got it.
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>>3620818
This, the most chad flex
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>>3620811
supporting >>3620818
shade lord's been doing a pretty shit job if his mission was to spy on us by hanging around little horn. we're almost never on hurst and when we are we're usually not doing anything that could undermine telesmos's ascension.
riso might also just delete us from reality if he finds out, and killkree is currently watching us

befriending him would be a much better option. we would gain intimate knowledge of telesmos's plans, we would show our waifu that we are capable of mercy, and we won't traumatize our daughter by vaporizing her best friend
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>>3620895
aw fuck it, you convinced me, I'll change my vote to >>3620818
so long as we can set up some rules and guidelines. lets keep this dude at arms length though, we want to be manipulating him, not the other way around.

but then again he might know that we have a soft spot for friendless losers and we've already played into his hands. oh well.
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>>3620901
>but then again he might know that we have a soft spot for friendless losers and we've already played into his hands
honestly I strongly suspect that's the case, and i'd be all for killing him if little horn & kilkree weren't here
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>>3620901
Honestly, I'd suspect anybody that's called "Shadelord" of being manipulative, but now really isn't the time or place to vaporize him, if we even can.
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>>3620811
>>3620818
change to be as big and scary as possible a hulking beast of teeth and eyes and limbs and "say if you hurt my daughter or cant hold ballhead back there is nothing thats going to stop me from coming after You" simply be as scary and threatening as possible
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>>3620929
I'd say that's a bit too much, the prospect of total annihilation is intimidating enough.
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>>3620929
Can't overdo it, anon. Intimidation is all about the implications.
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>>3620930
if anything we are truthful and a protective dad and we will if pissed of enough likely burn a hole in reality
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>>3620935
oh no i agree with the sentiment, but like this anon >>3620934
said, if we overdo it we just come off as comical.
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>>3620937
ok ok you guys are right but if we get angry enough its likely we will eat him alive after leaving a literal hole in reality
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>>3620939
we can always toss him into a black hole or something if he tries anything. let him get acquainted with true darkness.
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>>3620941
nah i want his power so we can go after globe head
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on a unrelated note i love the design of this dude, if we ever make a male demigod i say we model him after el gato.
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You depower your attack. Capricornus pulls his cloak over himself, still shivering in fear.

>"My little horn truly believes you are her friend."

You snap over closer to him when he next blinks, getting mere inches away from him touching him. Your eye boils with pure malice and Capricornus shrinks down in fear, trying to look away.

>"If you harm her in any way, not even the Elder Gods could save you from me."

"Am I clear?" You ask.

Capricornus weakly nods.

"Y............Yes..............."
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>>3620948
Perfect absolute perfection
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>>3620948
excellent.
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>>3620948
I know he's probably hamming it up. But this, this, does put a smile on my face.
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>>3620954
I dunno man, im fairly certain we actually could destroy him in an instant and he knows it. Either way, I'm very pleased with this.
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When you return down to the Earth below, leaving Capricornus there immediately after making your point clear, you see Little Horn sitting on the tea table by herself. Killkree is gone.

"Miss Killkree left a minute ago, daddy. She said she had some important business to take care of." Little Horn says.

"....Did you kill Pippi?" She asks, disheartened.

"....No." You say. She shows no reaction, but nods.

>Visit another sibling.
>Oversee the construction of your palace.
>Do something else on Hurst.
>Sleep for a period.
>Write in.
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the best part is that the image is actually a gif click it and enjoy.
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>>3620957
damn now we have to cheer up little horn
>> send quality father-daughter bonding time together.
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>>3620957
>pull her in for a bear hug
>"Don't worry sweetheart, you may see him again if you wish it. Just... be careful, okay?"
>Visit another sibling.
Time to visit the Bitch. and this time im not talking about telesmos.
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>>3620957
>> send quality father-daughter bonding time together.
lets play Jenga with our unsteady tin limbs with no real grip that can be used for this game
or some variation of Kubb the traditional game from the home country
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>>3620948
Poor Capricorn, he just wants Father to notice him and we've had what, three direct conversations so far?

>>3620961
This.
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Maybe it's time to create another demigod? Khala got her hands full with building the Palace while Gleam is testing weapons on the moon, they're both supervising the civil war and also have to look for Lil Horn.
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>>3620992
Its time little horn got a big brother(technically a little bro)
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>>3620994
And what qualities and duties should we give him? Someone mentioned creating a mad scientist, but I think Gleam already covers this role.
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>>3620992
>>3620994
Bros, more demigods = more time wasted, but if you insist, why don't we delete Azzone's memories, then shunt his soul into a form that isn't capable of lust? I mean, subhuman pervert or not, he's still our first son and I don't know if we should leave him crucified upside down for the rest of eternity. Could always go for the !NotLord Fantasmos idea with it.
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>>3621000
...all right I can get down with this idea
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>>3620999
Just be the functional opposite of little horn, confident, suave, charming, in control, competent and manipulative. Essentially the "Cool Evil" to little horn's "Mischievous Evil". His duties will be whatever pleases him, with the sole condition being that he remain within reasonable eviseration distance of little horn at all times in case she's ever in danger.
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>>3620948
>.gif
Ooh! QM is getting fancy!
I would've preferred morphing into a more bestial form to intimidate Capricorn (pic related for a concept) but Intimidation is Intimidation.
Also Capricorn gives me Homestuck vibes for some reason, I haven't even read homestuck. What the hegg.
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>>3621000
Eh, how about we compromise and take Azzones soul, reincarnate it so he's a completely different person with no memories of his former self, and then do >>3621005
my idea.
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>>3621000
He's reincanated into a little girl though.>>3614966
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>>3621008
Sorry, to clarify I mean shunt the reincarnation of Azzone's soul into our new son. I think that's a good enough exchange.
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>>3621008
yes
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Ennoza would be a good name for our new son.
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>>3621008
No point in reusing a soul when we can just create a new one.
Besides, I want that bastard to suffer eternal in his personal ironic hell.
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>>3621005
Maybe give him a duty to look out for stuff that doesn't fit our plans, like new factions in civil war, Aliens and other Gods messing with Hurst or our daughters? Like the ultimate tattletale counter-spy?
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>>3621026
yeah
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>>3621021
it's a waste of a perfectly good soul and a chunk of our divinity to condemn him to eternal torture. we should remake him into the son he should have been in the first place, with pedophilia driving him into a rage of disgust and violence. although otherwise i want him to embody every thing that makes evil cool.
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>>3621007
I'd fear and worship it.
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>>3621021
He is or was a demigod of Malevolence, and we never told him what he should and shouldn't be doing. Some despicable behavior's to be expected, and while what he attempted to do was undeniably wrong, for the last X amount of centuries he's been suffering more than anyone else in creation. I think that's reasonable.
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>>3621007
meh, this spider tank form is silly in my opinion.
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>>3621026
Maybe add to this supervising the mirror network that we have but don't use properly. This art could be reused as well >>3621007, since this kinda fits the 'spy network' theme.
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>>3620992
>>3620999
>>3621005
If Little horn is a Cryptid, Then this new companion for her would be something more Old school (with a twist, of course.)
Lanky mosquito vampire bro?
>>3621037
I haven't got much sleep so thats probably why it looks eugh in design
Also we still haven't gotten around to creating the orbital mirror weapon array we've been slacking on.
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>>3621032
Consider the following: Pedophilia exist because of us. So technically he was in a weird way carrying out the will of our domain, even if we ain't personally down with it.
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>>3621038
I dunno about using that form for him, I wan't him to be humanoid like little horn, so he can enjoy things like drugs and casual sex more easily.

Something like this.
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A spider tank you say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAWDtXoDmqg
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>>3621045
oh yeah I know, i was fine with him being a pedophile, because whatever, but he seriously fucked up when he tried to perv on our daughter and his half sister.
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Oh, his title could be Big Horn, that'd be dandy.
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Think I'm gonna scribe up a little ref for the new demigod's possible design, Please wait.
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>>3621052
I mean personally I don't get it if those were your problems. The daughter part I kind of get in an overprotective parent way. But the half-sister thing, well we're trying to seduce our sister and have already made one a concubine.
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>>3621055
>Big horn
but then it'd just be an TBOI reference.
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>>3621052
Same here
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>>3621066
you don't try to fuck your dad's little girl, at least not without asking for permission. guy was just dumb.
>>3621071
implying little horn isnt
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>>3621042
I mean, if all he has to do is to look after Little Horn then we could just assign Manticores to do it. If we create a Demigod for such simple task he'll probably turn into annoyed elder brother and act like that asshole light spirit that we met at Kilkree's. I think adding supervision of our mirror network would be a decent task.
By the way, I think we need to send mirrors to our allies and subjects - there's none on Therdin's, Jazeel's and Demon Lord's places.
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>>3621082
we can do all of those things with Big Horn, his number one goal will just always be ensuring little horn's safety.
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>>3621088
Though I think that making a pedophile watching over our little daughter is a very bad idea.
And calling some lusty dude 'Big Horn' is just asking for double entendre.
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>>3621088
And raping her. with love and by love I mean dick
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>>3621115
Fucking called it.
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>>3621114
did you miss the part where we program him to be physically sickened by pedophillia and always violently slaughter whoever is commiting the deed?
>>3621115
you're sickening my friend.
>>3621118
hey bro, im not trying to do some weird sex pervert bullshit here.
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>>3621115
>>3621114
nope
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>>3621122
I guess I did. But I still want him to be a spooky fluffy spider.
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>>3621122
I'm sorry I'm not but you set that up to much. I couldn't not ruin the moment.
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>>3621127
I just want him to be able to wear an extremely fashionable suit and do normal humanoid stuff. why not make his true form that of the spider?
>>3621032
>we should remake him into the son he should have been in the first place, with pedophilia driving him into a rage of disgust and violence. although otherwise i want him to embody every thing that makes evil cool.
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A bit too tired to do the new demigod's ref but i've scoped out my ideas for his design
>Lanky tall Anthropomorphic Mosquito
>Body has the same malachite texturing as us
>Piercingly green eyes, Wears comically undersized frameless glasses definitely not made for someone who has eyes that make up at least 40% of his head's weight and jut out like massive brain tumors.
>Wears somewhat baggy for his size Victorian era clothing, occasionally fancy office suit (like the ones with no sleeves and and undershirt) too.
>Biggest nerd out of all of our children, socially awkward stutter and all.
>Tends to get lost when not near Little Horn.
Would this work as Little horn's counterweight? Also I'd prefer if we didn't recycle Azzone's soul. Its really just a pointless detail if we do that, since we're wiping the slate clean of Azzone's identity.
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>>3621160
Job priority:
1. Looking after Little Horn.
2. Supervision of mirror network across the system.
3. Keeping an eye out for Aliens and new factions on Hurst.
4. Telling on his sisters.
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>>3621172
Y'know at first I was considering him to essentially be in charge of pulling the strings in wars as to manipulate casualties for each sides to make sure there's a clear winner in each battle but now that I think about It, It actually makes sense for him to be a spy. Since he's basically an extension of Little Horn then he'd be in charge of making sure nothing important gets turned to ash whenever Little Horn decides to go on a arson spree.
Now it comes down to the name... Don't want Ezzona since its girly (and Azzone backwards). Big horn is kinda cheesy. You gotta realize the context of Little horn's name being ripped from the Book of Daniel which used it to refer to the Antichrist. Perhaps we can rip from another religion? Kabbalah, anyone?
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>>3621192
Alright, To be frank I don't know what name I should yoink from the Kabbalah. I'm kinda stumped.
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>>3620957
Pat her on the head, but finally Jesus we need to visit Jazeel
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>>3621207
I just hope he wouldn't come out as some sort off 'Hasbin Hotel' reject.
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>>3621236
Agreed
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>>3621424
I think our aim with Jazeel should be to make her more humble, sort of teach her what it’s like to be a mortal so she’s less arrogant and more forgiving, as she’s basically a far too strict dictator.
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>>3621519
Maybe show her a situation where someone will get punished for a crime that was the lesser evil. Stealing to not starve might be such a situation depending on her laws.
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>>3621574
That’s a good one we could try.

We’ve already got her in a literal slave outfit with a collar, so that covers the humility side of things, having her do grunt work in the castle would also contribute.

Hopefully she sees the error of her ways and recognises that we’re trying to help her, but she’ll probably bitch the entire time.
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>>3621519
This is a good idea
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>>3621160
I'd rather not make him into a awkward bug man, I want him to be cool not a dork. How about we just go with a classic devil design, with bright red skin and one large horn on the right side of his head? I do like the idea of him wearing glasses though, how about those circular lennon specs?
>>3621192
>>3621207
if you guys really dont want to use azzones soul, thats fine, I dont particularly care. As for the name, how about some classic abrahamic demons names? Like Abbadon, Beezelbub, Shaitain, etc.
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>>3621207
>>3621160
>>3621192
And the title big horn is supposed to work in conjunction with him always being around Little Horn. He is the Big Horn of True Evil, his sister is the Little Horn of Mischief.
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>>3621160
I’m phone posting but yeah I really hate the idea of making him into a lame awkward weirdo, he’s supposed to be cool dammit. I don’t mind having him be a mosquito/vampire, but I want his normal form to essentially just be a human with red skin and one big horn
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>>3620957
Well shit, our reclusive secret brother ruined our date. Oh well.

>Oversee the construction of your palace.

I also vote against creating another Demigod, we already have more than anyone else.
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>>3621714
>>3621784
>How about we just go with a classic devil design, with bright red skin and one large horn on the right side of his head?
>but I want his normal form to essentially just be a human with red skin and one big horn
Literally goes against the aesthetic all our other children have, definitely a no-go.
Besides, It'd make sense for Little horn's hyperactive naive personality to be countered with a skeptic dweeb.
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>>3621876
How bout a kaiju then?
A massive draconic mount for Little horn
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>>3621876
Who cares about the aesthetics of our other children, they're all girls anyway. I intentionally want him to be strikingly different from the others. And I think having him be suave and cool, james bond-esque, is a much better counter to little horns spastic personality than just making another lame weirdo, i mean all of our children are lame and awkward, I want at least one to be cool and in charge.

Not to say I don't like our daughters, but cool and confident they are not.
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>>3621948
nope, he has to be humanoid, otherwise whats the point.
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>>3621876
besides mate you've designed literally all our other daughters, let somebody else take the wheel, he is my idea after all.
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>>3621962
I know, Its just that I don't really want another Imp scenario where we just decide to make a uninspired design, We're an eldritch deity, Why should we make another basic bitch devil thing?
>>3621953
Oh, So you want him to be a Mary sue. (Or gary stu, is the term for male mary sues.). That's a hard "no" from me.
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>>3621982
Mary sue? Is james bond a mary sue? what about john wick? because thats what I want him to be like, not some perfect unkillable badass so i can live out my sad fantasies, I'd start my own quest if thats what I wanted. besides all of our other children are weird eldritch designs, at least one can just be a little basic, he'll stick out because of it. Being basic and being uninspired are two seperate things, frankly little horns design is basic, as well as khalas, but i like the design regardless because it has good passion behind it. Don't let your dislike of me fuck up your judgement man. I don't want all our children to have the same aesthetics, and like I said, I just want to be able to say that our new son is cool, not a awkward faggot that spills spaghetti, all our other daughters fill that role just fine.
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>>3621982
and speaking of uninspired little horn is literally just a blue green Buddy from Lisa, so dont feed me that bullshit.
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>>3621996
The only one "Awkward" of our demigods is Gleam, Who's only like that since she's a fucking big brain monolith. Stop making shit up.
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>>3622005
would you call khala confident or charming? what about little horn? I want one to have at least a inkling of social graces, not keep feeding into your weird loser fetish.
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>>3622005
little horn is a little kid, being a annoying little shit comes with the territory, so yeah I'd say she's not cool. Same with Khala, she lacks confidence and emotion and frankly I find her to be the most boring out of our daughters.
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>>3622010
You literally just answered yourself, Little horn is the embodiment of Mischief (and isn't so socially awkward that she cant make friends, see: Capricornus aka Pippi) and Khala seems pretty confident and stoic about her job and she only seems to falter when mentioning Chadalus, but Love is Dumb like that Y'know?
>>3622002
>"n-nuh uh! mine isn't uninspired! yours is!!"
God, You look pathetic.
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>>3622010
>Same with Khala, she lacks confidence and emotion and frankly I find her to be the most boring out of our daughters.
I agreed with you until you said this
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>>3622027
Call me pathetic all you like, your opinion means very little to me.

Little Horn IS BUDDY from LISA, theres no fucking argument about that. She IS a uninspired design. Not to say she's bad, just by the very definition of the fucking word, she's uninspired.

I don't give a shit that little horn can make friends, she can be charming in the all little kids can be charming, but that's just not what I want from our new son.

Khala has almost no fucking personality, she is incredibly boring as a character, and frankly I'd rather replace her with our new son, but that's beside the point.

I thought we were past the shitty name calling but I guess not, continue being a cunt.

And quit using up the fucking image limit you dickhead.
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>>3622033
that's on you, I stand by my statements.
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>>3622035
So what I'm getting you guys are arguing about the design of our hypothetical new son? Or are you guys arguing about his personality, or is it both?
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>>3622045
both, but this guy cant help but be an asshole about it. theres really no need to be a dick, it will never change my fucking opinion.
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>>3622035
>Call me pathetic all you like, your opinion means very little to me.
Oh look at Mr. High and mighty over here, Want me to give you a handjob?
>"poncho = its liser guise!!!"
Look at this dude. oh no no No NO HAHAHAHA
>I don't give a shit that little horn can make friends, she can be charming in the all little kids can be charming, but that's just not what I want from our new son.
You're just grasping to shoot down my argument at this point, aren't you?
>Khala has almost no fucking personality, she is incredibly boring as a character, and frankly I'd rather replace her with our new son, but that's beside the point.
Boy, you'd make for a great father. How self-centered you are.
>I thought we were past the shitty name calling but I guess not, continue being a cunt.
Didn't call you shit, mate. I doubt you have 2 brain cells to smash together.
>And quit using up the fucking image limit you dickhead.
;o)
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>>3622053
im done responding to you, you're like a child. feel free to continue insulting me though and make yourself look like a complete asshat, that always works out.
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Wtf happened while I was away? Why does this thread always attract autistic arguments?

Anyway here's my take, congrats to the guy who knows what I blatantly ripped off got inspired by.

I now have a newfound respect for people who paint professionaly on paint
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>>3622058
a bit too tubby for my tastes, but I like where this could go.
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>>3622058
he looks like fucking elmo kek, where are his glasses?
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>>3622058
>ripping off Loki
hey man that's not cool.
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>>3622061
Yeah I thought so as well but by then I was too far into the drawing
>>3622058
Also to clarify, those things on his sides are arms and the things on the bottom are stumped thighs
>>3622064
Winnar! but yeah I totally did the only changes I made were the horn, the legs, the eyes and the proportions
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>>3622072
>>3622064
Could you try a redesign to be thinner and more humanoid?
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Finally got around to making the design for this guy during all this ruckus. Look at this DWEEB.
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>>3622091
That looks hilarious anon. What a lad.
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>>3622091
what is this. a design for ants?
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>>3622091
could you please repost a bigger version, i actually cant tell what im looking at.
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>>3622091
SHIT I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA
HIS TITLE WILL BE LORD OF THE FLIES
Lets just name him Beelzebub.
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>>3622101
>>3622103
2x for you dweeb.
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>>3622106
Im still having a difficult time seeing where he ends and begins if you know what i mean, but i dont hate this design as much as i thought i would. I do dislike the trunk though.
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>>3622106
Get rid of the weird trunk, make his eyes segmented like flies are, give him blue green mirror wings instead of normal ones, and I'll support that design. I'd prefer if his personality was nebbish and bookish as opposed to being a spaghetti dropping spastic. Maybe give him a big cloak too.
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Why are you new fags fagging up this quest. Little horn isnt meant to stay on hurst she's supposed to spread discord on other realms. She doesnt need a babysister.
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>>3622106
Maybe replace his trunk with a crabs mouth, ya know what i mean, that shit creeps me the fuck out.
>>3622118
buzz off
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>>3622089
Because of the way its proportioned, it looked really dumb when I tried to thin it so unless you want an anorexic demon with macrocephaly then no. Unless you want me to start from scratch and to that I say
>>3622072
>Yeah I thought so as well but by then I was too far into the drawing.
i.e. I wasted too much time on this

>>3622106
I like the design but not for this character
>>3622114
Yeah the dweeb stuff just ain't landing with me

>>3622118
Well, she almost got molested by a priest and she's gotten close to an until recently dangerous sibling
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>>3622110
>>3622131
The proboscis is there because he's supposed to be a mosquito.
Also if you're thinking hes an utterly sad and pathetic loser, he's really not. He can stand up for himself and Little horn, You REALLY don't want that proboscis digging straight into your neck. He's basically a vampire in terms of supernatural strength and agility.
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>>3622140
Then make the proboscis straight and narrow like a mosquito's. Otherwise I can't get behind this design, it just looks silly/dumb.
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>>3622140
Also,
>Also if you're thinking hes an utterly sad and pathetic loser, he's really not. He can stand up for himself and Little horn, You REALLY don't want that proboscis digging straight into your neck. He's basically a vampire in terms of supernatural strength and agility.
And you said I was making a gary stu, jesus christ.
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More autist arguing yay.
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>>3622140
What I meant was that I don't want him to be autistic, doesn't matter if he's brave or strong that's not the point.

These two particular points are the ones I find dumb
>Biggest nerd out of all of our children, socially awkward stutter and all.
>Tends to get lost when not near Little Horn.

If you want to make one of our children nerdy or stutter, make it Gleam. I thought that was what she was gonna be originally but the way things are now she and Khala are way too similar to each other.

>>3622152
>>3622151
Are you alright?
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>>3622155
Accidentally copied a whole another post, don't worry about it.

But yeah I agree, I don't want him to be a dork in the first place, our other daughters are already dorks.
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>>3622153
Where do you think you are?
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>>3622152
Whats your malfunction?
He's not even that powerful compared to his siblings. He doesn't have the supposed terrain morphing abilities and task managing skills as Khala, Nor does he have the straight up knowledge on how to create memetic kill agents like Gleam, He's only Little horn's brawn to her "brains" (note: clever knowledge on where to start a fire that will end up burning down a building)
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>>3622165
whatever man, lets agree to disagree on his personality and leave it at that.

change his proboscis to be pointy and narrow like a needle and I'll support your design.
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Eh I tried to make a design but I don't like how it turned out. whatever you can see what I was going for
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You decide it is time now to settle a certain dispute with your recently conquered sister, Jazeel.

Knowing she neglected to apologize in person to your daughters is unpleasing.

You travel now to Erideth, her realm of justice.

This Realm was marked by tall, pyramidic structures that dotted the landscape. Every building was tall, there were no short structures, and no shortage of structures.

The air flowed with a natural energy and photonic essence which kept everything here alive.

The residents were all Angels. They assumed all sorts of forms, ones with rings lined with eyes, forms with many wings, and some just assumed a humanoid shape.

You see Jazeel's personal residence acting as a spire above all of the rest of the tall buildings. Her Aethereal palace.

You approach and the Angelic guards hesitantly allow you in....
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>>3622175
This is ace my friend, exactly what I wanted. Make the spectacles a bit smaller and I support it completely.
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>>3622159
I don't think they're dorks but let me segue into what I thought their personalities were gonna be

>Little Horn
Pretty much what I expected, no complaints
>Khala
I expected her to be a conscientious and orderly "lawful" evil and I think I got that, just wish we got to see her more, 'cause Little Horn gets most of the quest time
>Gleam
The wisest and most intelligent daughter though a little slower on the social side. What I got was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_PMab-SGgY

I pictured this son as the most "street smart" of our children. Sly, confident and underhanded so he can watch out for Little Horn.
OP posted just when I was about to hand over my essay
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>>3622182
I agree with all your points, but I actually like Gleam, she's quirky and emotionless in a cute and not annoying way.
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You come to the equivalent of a throne room in the Aethereal palace. There was no throne however, fitting for Jazeel as she claimed to be the Justice Goddess.

You see some of the noble Angels arguing over who should approach you, and eventually they push the butler Angel closer to you.

The butler inhaled, exhaled, and then came over.

"Sir, may I interest you in some bacon and cheddar wrapped chicken?"

"Where is Jazeel?" You say.

".....Uh, Ah! The Goddess has secluded herself to... somewhere, to do... uh... something. I do not know where she has gone."

You have no time for these shenanigans. You search the Angel Butler's mind to find.... that to your surprise, he was telling the truth, he really didn't know where Jazeel was.

Great, she was hiding from you.

What will you do to try and find her?
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>>3622182
>I pictured this son as the most "street smart" of our children. Sly, confident and underhanded so he can watch out for Little Horn.
This is pretty much what I meant when I said I wanted a cool and suave son to look after little horn and manage our affairs, not get it twisted into a weird fly dork.
>>3622184
Let's just chill in the castle for now, lets have this fine gentleman show us around our sisters beautiful world.
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>>3622187
I actually like that idea, chat to the dude about Jazeel and go sightseeing.

Going around threatening to kill people unless she shows up wouldn’t annoy her as much as just chilling.
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>>3622191
yeah and that bacon wrapped cheddar chicken sounds damn good.
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>>3622194
Fuck yeah let’s eat it
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>>3622194
second
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>>3622182
>I pictured this son as the most "street smart" of our children
THANK YOU Holy shit that's what I was going for! To be clear, He isn't supposed to be "Socially awkward" in the usual way. He's just extremely self conscious about having a stutter and usually tries to act like he has nothing to say (but his body language obviously shows that he does have a LOT to say.)
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>>3622187
>This is pretty much what I meant when I said I wanted a cool and suave son to look after little horn and manage our affairs, not get it twisted into a weird fly dork.
Agreed, he can manage the more sneaky affairs of hurst like the NatSocs and whatever other secret societies might be lurking about

>Let's just chill in the castle for now, lets have this fine gentleman show us around our sisters beautiful world.
Idk, I think she's up to something. I'd rather find her first then go sightseeing. We're definetly eating the chicken though
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>>3622201
forget the stutter idea, it sucks.
>>3622203
she's definitely up to something, but this situation calls for a light touch. Let's get the lay of the land before we start annihilating cities and shit.
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>>3622201
Then you absolutely failed at conveying that cause what >>3622187 and I read didn't even come close to what you're saying now
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>>3622106
oh i like the look of the guy looks smart and professional
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>>3622203
She’s definitely up to something, she’s hiding from us so we can’t give her any orders.
But it’s not like we’re in any danger from her, she can’t do shit.
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>>3622201
>Then you absolutely failed at conveying that cause what >>3622187 (You) and I read didn't even come close to what you're saying now
>>3622201
Yeah what the shit man? Work on your communication skills.
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>>3622208
>>3622213
I know I know Jesus christ you don't have to remind me twice.
I'm bad at conveying a lot of details, Usually because not even I know what I'm supposed to be conveying.
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>>3622216
Well next time dont be such a cunt about it and you may find people are more receptive to the shit you say.
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>>3622181
like this? god I can't make a straight line for the life of me today
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>>3622216
>I'm bad at conveying a lot of details, Usually because not even I know what I'm supposed to be conveying.
Your original pitch + pic related gave the opposite idea of what I said.
>I know I know Jesus christ you don't have to remind me twice.
You deserve this. You were the one sperging out for more than an hour. If anything, you should be apologizing to >>3622219
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>>3622221
This is perfect. He can even do the glasses adjustment thing when he wants to be really intimidating.
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>>3622221
I like this one.

>>3622224
They've both been sperging nonstop.
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>>3622232
>They've both been sperging nonstop.
Yeah, it's a regular Tums Festival!
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>>3622238
Something something image limit ree
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>>3622241
sorry sorry, does anyone know what the actual image limit is?
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>>3622219
I mean, You're the guy who kinda lashed out at me for wanting to NOT kill Capricornus after I called you out on how edgy you were acting.
>>3622224
Look, man. My brain usually connects A to B when I actually intended C. I already get enough flak from my family and "Friends" for acting this way when I don't really mean it. I try not to hold grudges unless they grudge against me.
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>>3622243
Not sure, maybe 150?
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>>3622221
Seems alright though i'd prefer if he used pic related
>>3622232
Not to the same degree, >>3622227 wasn't the one posting shit like >>3622053 or >>3622027
lemme just grab some quotes:
>God, You look pathetic.
>Oh look at Mr. High and mighty over here, Want me to give you a handjob?
>Look at this dude. oh no no No NO HAHAHAHA
>Boy, you'd make for a great father. How self-centered you are.
>Didn't call you shit, mate. I doubt you have 2 brain cells to smash together.
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>>3622244
I insulted you once you insulted me multiple times, how can you not see that?

BUT WHATEVER MAN, please lets just say we're both sorry for being dicks and move on with our lives.
>>3622247
Oh then we're good. This thread is on the way out anyway.
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>>3622184
Ask him if there is anyone here closer to Jazeel who would know. Maybe ask Chadalus if he's here.

And guys quit your fucking arguments, all of your ideas are fucking retarded, we don't need another demigod.
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>>3622249
EQ shouldn't have started shit than.
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>>3622258
But... I didnt?

But for the sake of everyones fucking sanity, im dropping this dumb argument with this dude>>3622244
We've kissed and made up, maybe we'll even jerk each other off later tonight.
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>>3622249
I like to spite when I argue, Its just a force of habit that I've gotten from my family.
>>3622251
I don't really harbor any bad feelings toward you, dude. Its just that you act funny and it rubs off me in a wrong way, It just kinda feels that you don't look ahead or seem to act directly contrarian to me. Maybe I've just been waking up on the wrong side of the bed the last couple of days.
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>>3622261
>I don't really harbor any bad feelings toward you, dude. Its just that you act funny and it rubs off me in a wrong way, It just kinda feels that you don't look ahead or seem to act directly contrarian to me. Maybe I've just been waking up on the wrong side of the bed the last couple of days.
That's just like, you're opinion, man.

For real though I hold no ill will to you either, but you really need to work on not being such a nasty dickhole with someone you merely disagree with. Lets let bygones be bygones, yes?
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>>3622258
He didn't. The retardation started with >>3621982
particularly with this snarky ass sentence
>Oh, So you want him to be a Mary sue. (Or gary stu, is the term for male mary sues.). That's a hard "no" from me.

>>3622261
Yeah, you gotta take a chill pill cause that shit (>>3622053)(>>3622027) was cancer but EQ is right let's just move on
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>>3622263
>>3622261
Hurrah, we can now focus our efforts on something more productive, like ways to annoy/humiliate/turn Jazeel.
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>>3622249
i'll try
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>>3622249
made some improvements
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I, uh, I'm lost. We've settled on chilling and eating chicken is what I'm getting. Is that right?
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>>3622375
He looks like an Intern.
Screw it, He's gonna be our Intern for our NEFARIOUS COUNCIL. Like Craig from Realm of the Mad God.
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>>3622383
We’re having the Butler show us around and we are eating the chicken, sorry about the mess.
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>>3622383
Sorry if my releasing of built up internalized RAGE made you lost. Yeha, Chiggen tim..e.....
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>>3622383
I want to ask him if there is anyone here closer to Jazeel who would know. Maybe ask Chadalus if he's here.
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>>3622383
That's understandable, I assume that's what we're doing, yes.
>>3622375
Can you put the horn more on the right side of his forehead? Kinda looks like hes got a conch on his ear or something. Otherwise yeah great, still love the design.
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>>3622406
kek, I'll see what I can do
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>>3622375
something like this, forgive my horrible skills
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>>3622411
>>3622415
I'm thinking personality wise he'll be like Wesley from the Netflix Daredevil if anyones watched that show.
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Morning, guys! What did I miss?
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>>3622428
We visited Jazeel, she’s not here, our plan is to eat a chicken.
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>>3622428
Autistic screeching.
im including myself in that kek
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>>3622415
Something like this?
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>>3622447
Yep, nicely done. I'm completely satisfied with this design, thank you anon.
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>>3622447
I like it
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>>3622453
>>3622457
thanks :0
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What exactly is the point of a new demigod anyway? What would it do that we or our other 3 demigods can't do? It seems you just want another demigod just for the sake of it, because you think it's cool or whatever instead of for an actual practical purpose.

We have no need for another one, 3 is enough.
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>>3622475
Here >>3621172
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>>3622475
Im not going to drudge through the thread to find all the points i and other anons have made, find it yourself. There is a very clear reason for making another demigod.
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>>3622484
Little Horn is a demigod herself, she can look after herself just fine.
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>>3622477
I think Khala and/or Gleam can do that stuff.
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>>3622495
>look closer to see Little Horn running along with her best friend, Pippi.....
>.....Shooting lasers and destroying everything in sight!
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>>3622496
>>3622495
sorry pal, but you're just outvoted right now. lets drop the discussion til we're done with the Bitch.
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>>3622496
They're constantly busy with their own assignments to look after her, it happened multiple times already. And no one's watching our Mirror network.
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>>3622506
Speaking of the bitch, what should we do with her once we find her?
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>>3622511
>>3622502
but yeah, these anons make good points.
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>>3622513
oh I dunno, maybe make her dance around a bit, juggle some stuff, make us a sandwich, and go personally grovel at the feet of Khala.
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FOOLS
I HATH NOTICED A DETAIL THAT WILL CERTAINLY GUARANTEE MY DESIGN WILL MAKE IT IN.
LITTLE HORN DOESN'T HAVE ANY HORNS.
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>>3622519
das de joke
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The Butler makes a clapping sound with the hands he had under his cloak. Hurrying, an automaton-like Chef burst through one of the doors carrying a mountain on his platter. Bacon wrapped chicken with cheddar, pepper and little green leaves you couldn't identify.

"Your bacon wrapped chicken with cheddar, peper and little green leaves you can't identify, sir." Comes the Chef.

You take some and munch on them, they are nothing short of delicious.

"Who comprises the highest leadership in this Realm besides Jazeel?" You ask.

"Well sir, there is the Masked Tribunal, three Angel Demigods who manage the Realm in Jazeel's absence." The Butler says.

"We planned on expanding it to four members, but the forth candidate Chadalus proved unworthy. He is currently carrying out a task in another Solar System called Deneb. Reconnaissance." The Butler says.

You try and move but the Butler stops you.

"No sir, please I insist you wait, Lady Jazeel may well show up some time soon."

"If you are alright with criticism, I would like to infer that I fervently believe things were better when you weren't born." The Chef says.

>Agree to wait for a time.
>Push them aside and scrounge through the palace.
>Write in.
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>>3622502
Yeah, we already warned her to quit destroying our shit. I doubt she'll do it again.
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>>3622522
>Agree to wait for a time.
>"Very well, but dear Chef I am delighted by your existence! Tell me, what do you fair folk like to do for fun? Surely you must have some kind of art or music, perhaps theatre, yes?"
We're in no hurry.
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>>3622531
This, but some more questions
>Tell me how Jazeel broke the news of her defeat to the denizens of this realm

>Has she been compliant in wearing her new attire?

>how fares this realm since it’s defeat?
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>>3622522
>>Push them aside and scrounge through the palace.

Remind them that Jazeel serves us now, so they serve us too by extension.
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>>3622522
>Deploy our toothy tentacles, glass mouths and THE TRUNK.
>Start eating the chicken.
>If they manage to stand our image and not vomit then we agree to their demand to wait.
>If not just take the platter and go looking for Jazeel.
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>>3622546
oh no, not the trunk
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>>3622523
the real problem is that she is very easily influenced, keeping an eye on her is a smart move regardless of if we make a demigod to do it.
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>>3622522
>"Well then, if that's the case, Chef. Then I suppose I'm doing my job quite well."
Also if the god of Justice and order is quite fond of Mechanical servants, Then the god of chaos and disorder would be... Yuck.
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>>3622566
>Jazeel doing housework intensifies
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>>3622531
This
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>>3622517
THE ONLY FOOL HERE IS YOU
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>>3622609
I think the fly design looks fly as fuck though
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>>3622609
KEK, im saving this shit.
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>>3622609
The worst of both worlds
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>>3622618
We can always reuse it for a different thing, maybe a new species or something. But Big Horn is the clear winner.
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>>3622609
speaking of Big Horns design, should we give him a mouth? I'm thinking a constant cheshire cat style grin is appropriate.
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>>3622609
>>3622620
>>3622621
pls no bully me
>>3622622
I feel like it loses its uniqueness if its "just another species design". Besides, I think I've only seen you supporting the other design. And big horn seems more like an Intern rather than a Guardian "angel" for little horn.
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>>3622636
did you forget when i said id support your design if you made minor changes? that offers off the table now, of course, >>3622609
his is much better in every way to me and exactly what I wanted.

Frankly, I don't think you ever fully grasped my intentions for Big Horn, instead making it into a completely different thing.
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>>3622636
I actually prefer the fly thing to the other one, no bullying here.
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>>3622636
also suck it up dood, nobody here is bullying you, its just a shitpost response to your shitpost.
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>"Very well, but dear Chef I am delighted by your existence! Tell me, what do you fair folk like to do for fun? Surely you must have some kind of art or music, perhaps theatre, yes?"

"I do not get out much. My only conception of fun is to serve for the greater good, in my case, that is providing and cooking for others. My work is my fun." The chef says blandly.

"We do have high art and music." The Butler says, motioning around to many large and masterfully done paintings on the walls. You could hear a harp in the background.

"Theatre? Mmm, most life here on Erideth learns to provide their own entertainment. If somebody wishes to hear music, they go out and learn how to play an instrument themselves and then do so. Others will hear, and get inspired to do the same." The Butler explains.

>Tell me how Jazeel broke the news of her defeat to the denizens of this realm

"Oh, that news is only known in the higher ranking members of society. We have not let the public at large know yet except for a few hints. We feel it would be best to ease them into learning of the Godly affairs, rather than lay it all on them at once. They may panic and lose hope for good, thus falling to your ideas. And we do not want that."

>Has she been compliant in wearing her new attire?

"New attire? I do not know what you speak of. Lady Jazeel only ever wears one fine silk dress she herself weaved for herself. Except when she sleeps, in which case she parades around in the most ridiculously long gown imaginable. She says it's comfy."

>how fares this realm since it’s defeat?

"Erideth is the strongest Realm militarily." The Butler says.

>Ask something else.
>Wait for a time.
>Write in.
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>>3622636
>>3622232
>>3622249
>>3622383
>>3622457
>>3622636
stop your lies this instant good sir
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>>3622644
She’s been shirking one of our demands, is currently hiding and wouldn’t apologise in person.
Three ways she’s defied us.

I guess we wait for a time now.
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>>3622652
whoops I accidentally quoted
>>3622383
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>>3622644
>Wait for a time.
>"Oh my dear butler, your honesty and forthrightness warms the cochles of my black heart. I shall wait here, but please do me a kindness and fetch the greatest artists this world has to offer. Oh, and do attempt to put on a play, I find them to be so diverting."
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>>3622657
and
>>3622636
two times
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>>3622654
I say we beat the absolute fuck out of her as soon as she shows up, maybe toss her through a couple buildings, then drag whats left of her sorry ass to Khala so she can grovel properly.
Then ya know, just dump her back on this planet.
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>>3622674
Ehhh' I think the punishment should be a bit lighter, just rough her up a bit
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>>3622687
if she doesnt do the little things we had her agree to do, then she wont do the big things either. best to nip this problem in the bud with a severe beating now, then have to end up destroying her when she pulls some retarded betrayal.
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>>3622674
Definitely don’t do this.
We beat her up once and she didn’t learn, this accomplishes nothing and makes us look bad.
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>>3622644
These two somehow manage to be kind and abrasive assholes at the same time.

>>3622674
>>3622690
Nah, we agreed to leave her realm's people alone, and I figure letting Jazeel go in her normal clothes so long as she's in her own realm is acceptable.
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>>3622716
I would have been fine with letting her do that if she hadn’t pulled all this shit on us, but now I feel she needs the extra humiliation.

Hopefully it’ll make her less arrogant.
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>>3622644
ask to see this "comfy gown".

We can use this as a learning opportunity for apparel and get some pj's for when we sleep.
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>>3622716
>>3622707
We have to punish her in some way, letting this shit slide is a bad mistake, and it sets a really awful precedent.
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>>3622716
but dont get me wrong i actually like her planet and her people alot, they're chill as fuck and straightforward, which is very refreshing.
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>>3622727
What, just like... strut around in out older sisters Pajamas?

That’s fucking hilarious.

>>3622729
Yeah, we do punish her, we make her clean our palace 6 hours a day and make the outfit permanent.
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>>3622731
>>3622716
Like compared to telesmos' people, these guys kick ass. I actually think they may be my favorite race of people in this setting, not counting our creations of course.
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>>3622644
>>Ask something else.
Ask where the Masked Tribunal is, we want to speak to them.
>>3622544
This is me.
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>>3622609
Hey lads here’s an idea
We make both, then we make a kaiju
Whoever kills the kaiju is free to go
Whoever doesn’t is on Jazeel sitting duty
Personally I see this as a way to keep track of Jazeel and Little Horn, also, it lets us send a seed of corruption into the realm of good
And as a bonus, we can weed out the weaklings
Ps I think we should reuse our idea for Lulu’s friend to be if nothing else, a way to annoy/amuse another god
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>>3622759
big meh and soft nah from me.
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>>3622757
They are pretty neat, they’re basically automatons it seems. Devoid of free will.
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>>3622797
I think they have free will, they're just each made for a specific purpose and most don't have any desire to do things beyond their initial programming, but im sure if they found an activity they enjoyed they would pursue it just like any other person with free will.
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>>3622805
They seem obsessive though, to the exclusion of everything else. And they don’t seem to enjoy tasks for the sake of living life, they do it for the “greater good”
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>>3622812
I'm sure they get some form of pleasure and satisfaction in following their programming, much in the same way a experienced carpenter or pianist get's some form of pleasure and satisfaction from mastering their profession, ya know what I mean? The chef did say that if one their peoples wants to do something, they go out and do it, and inspire others to do the same.
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>>3622818
True, but again they are still following programming.
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>>3622824
>True, but again they are still following programming.
aren't we all, though?
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>>3622825
Deep
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>>3622827
i try, what can i say
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>>3622652
Recounting, I think this makes us tied.
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>>3622842
wait, did you count every post of our little back and forth? if nothing else i admire your dedication man.
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We whould make a demigod for war. He woukd find joy in the crushing and defeat of his oppents. A brillant tactican he would lead the combined forces of hurst.
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Why are you faggots making a babysitter for little horn. If she's such a nusiance we should just absorb her gnois and kill her. I know you pedos wanna fuck her and all but its best not to waste gnois and time on such trivial matters.
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>>3622866
who let you out of your cage?
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>>3622872
Bad boy! No shitting in the thread! Get out! Go!
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>>3622866
There already is a GOD of war, we can't just steal his domain.
>>3622872
I think it's stupid to make a demigod just to babysit another demigod too, but I don't think we should kill her. I say we try to teach her to be more careful.
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The Chef returns to his kitchen.

>"Oh my dear butler, your honesty and forthrightness warms the cochles of my black heart. I shall wait here, but please do me a kindness and fetch the greatest artists this world has to offer. Oh, and do attempt to put on a play, I find them to be so diverting."

"Good sir, I shall at once see to hiring a professional to put on as such."

>ask to see this "comfy gown".

"Good sir, that is stored away in the Ladies' bedroom. We are not allowed to violate the sanctum of that room. Though I do recall you did once illegally with two other Gods. This is for you, we've been waiting to give it for a while now."

The Butler hands over a ticket of reparation. The ticket states you are fined for the crime of breaking the sanctum of Jazeel's private quarters. The court order on the ticket says that you are sentenced to fifty years of time in jail for this crime. You crumble it up and throw it aside. The Butler hands you another, fining you for littering and ignoring court order.

>Ask where the Masked Tribunal is, we want to speak to them.

"This way sir, I shall lead you to them."

As you follow the Butler, you and him run into a large rotund figure in the hallway.

"Eyo. Ungulck is not my deghty, he is evil and probbaly Tonghan as well :DD." He says.

"Ah, good sir, allow me to introduce you to our Warmaster, Amerial. He is in charge of our military, and likely the reason we suffered a crushing defeat at the hands of demons. His policies for war are rather costly."

"What is... that behind him?" You ask.

"That's a lamp." The Butler says.

Oh, phew. Good thing he cleared that up, otherwise you might actually have been crazy enough to think that that lamp over there was actually Jazeel hiding under a lampshade. Good thing it's not. You move on with the butler....
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>>3622901
it's not JUST to babysit little horn, did you not read the posts where we were discussing a new demigod?
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>>3622906
this is great, topkek
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>>3622906
>CHECK LAMP FOR MYSTERIOUS FORGOTTEN ANCIENT AZTEC TREASURES.
JUSTICE AIN'T FREE.
Also, guys. I feel we can reach a compromise on the demigod discussion, How about...
>Mosquito guy takes on the role of the clean-up crew for the other siblings. This usually puts him with little horn due to Chaotic Stupid reasons.
>One horned guy takes the role as our weird dungeon council intern, Also mandates the Violence on Hurst, Setting things just right to make sure enough blood is spilt to keep the war in eternal conflict.
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The Butler leads you into some sort of giant courtroom shaped like a sphere. There wasn't really a floor, given the shape of the room. So you float upwards with the Butler.

"And I'm telling you guys, firing that lardass would do wonders!"

"But we don't have anybody willing to take his position! Nobody has as much tactical knowledge as he does!"

"To be fair, his knowledge isn't exactly a high raised bar."

"Shhhh! Shhhhh! SHUSSSH! We have a visitor...."

"Another one? Just send him to the gaol already."

"Tribunal Lords, this visitor is the God of Evil."

"My statement still stands."

Three figures whose bodies were made up of floating bits come down to you.

"So, you are Unglück, the God of Evil...?"

"Don't tell him but I think he looks like one of the decorations we have around here."

"You just said that out loud you halfwit."

"Please excuse these two, I'm mostly the brains around here." The middle Tribunal member says.

"I am Fiel, to the right of me is Niel, and to the left Diel. We are the three Demigods of Justice, we make up the Masked Tribunal who governs this Realm alongside our master, Lady Jazeel. Though she has recently vanished, so I guess that means we're in charge now."

Fiel, Niel and Diel all clap their three hands.

"Anyways, we got people to throw in jail for their crimes, you included. What can we help you with?"

What will you do?
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>>3622919
ehhhhhh I don't know isn't the second job you mentioned what Khala does?
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>>3622921
>"Ah, wonderful, you three fine gentlethings can assist me in a matter of dire import. You see, your fair lady signed a deal with me after the end of our little spat. She has broken the terms of her contract thrice over, and she deserves punishment. I would ask you three to assist me in administering said punishment, as I believe not even the Goddess of Justice is above her own laws. What say you?"
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>>3622929
How has she broken the terms again?
not criticizing your post, just genuinely curious
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>>3622928
Khala is the Arbiter for the empire. Problem is, She alone Isn't enough to make sure the tug of war is kept eternal. as Gleam predicts that the Church will win in 10 years time.
Bel, as I'm calling "Big horn". Is to be in charge of making sure NO side wins.
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>>3622939
She never directly apologized to Khala, which was in the contract, she never wore the slave outfit, which was in the contract, and she's hiding from us, which may not be in the contract but certainly goes against the spirit of the thing.
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>>3622919
Just supervision and control of mirrors is fine.
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>>3622921
Ask them where Jazeel is.
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>>3622942
I agree with punishing her, as I don't want to give her any idea's, but I also don't want to punish her too severely
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>>3622940
yeah that makes sense i suppose, but i dont really want to create two demigods when one will be able to do all the things you said and more.
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>>3622950
Assuming these guys aren't corrupt and actually care about administering justice, im fine with going with whatever punishment they think is best.
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>>3622940
Who said that the war is supposed to go on forever? We're not Therdin. The strongest side must win sooner or later and rule Hurst.
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>>3622955
True true, but the problem is as I see it is that there are people who want the church to win and there are people who want The Empire to win, so eternal war is sort of like a compromise to this problem. No one wins, no one gets butthurt. get it?
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>>3622955
>We're not Therdin.
Yeah, But we're BROS with Therdin. Remember?
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>>3622921
>"Can i go ahead and serve my sentence now?"

we can just sleep the sentence off in an instant.
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>>3622988
I was thinking we serve it mentally, ya know? Like put ourselves in a mind prison and just let fifty years pass in our mind, where in reality only a couple minutes passed. Cuz I assume they're going to want us to face punishment before they punish their mistress.
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>>3622967
I'm not picking any side, it's stupid to do so. I want the war to run it's course naturally without any interference so that the strongest side wins and takes over.
>>3622988
Yeah but that's still 50 years of wasted time, who knows what could happen in that time.
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>"Ah, wonderful, you three fine gentlethings can assist me in a matter of dire import. You see, your fair lady signed a deal with me after the end of our little spat. She has broken the terms of her contract thrice over, and she deserves punishment. I would ask you three to assist me in administering said punishment, as I believe not even the Goddess of Justice is above her own laws. What say you?"

"Well uh, no, because she made the law, so she has say over it." Niel says.

The Head Tribunal Fiel jumps forward and gets in your face, pointing his finger accusingly. You feel a detrimental effect of being accused coming over you. This seemed to be their power.

"Now you listen here you ultra faggot, that's my MOTHER you're talking about! We are all prepared to give our lives for her! Don't think you can get away with every injustice here in OUR court!"

"As for where she is.... She's been moving all throughout the palace today. In fact, she was just hiding in the hall back there under a lampshade, but you were too stupid to realize because I guess that's one of your qualities."

>"Can i go ahead and serve my sentence now?"

"Oh, of course. Just go find a cell to rot in and don't come out for one hundred years. That's how many years you've got under your belt for not only violating my mother's sanctum, but littering and defying Court Order."

>Go find a jail cell and serve your sentence.
>Leave and pursue Jazeel. She couldn't have gotten far.
>Write in.
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>>3622906
>this absolute unit of a warmaster
It's a miracle our forces didn't suffer a 1:50 k:d ratio.

>>3622929
>>3622942
This
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>>3623008
>"Might makes right, and I am the strongest of the Lesser Gods by a wide margin. Your law means less than nothing to me, and I could see your lives snuffed out in an instant, were it not for the terms of the contract I set into place. Jazeel is not exempted from her obligations by her domain of Benevolence, and my patience frays further by the moment. Triune Judge, you would do well not to earn my ire."
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>>3623008
>Leave and pursue Jazeel. She couldn't have gotten far.
We're beating the shit out of her now.
>"You could have spared her this, your hubris shall be your mother's undoing. Good day."
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>>3623008
>Leave and pursue Jazeel. She couldn't have gotten far.
Okay, no fooling around, we've got more important things to do.
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>>3623011
>>3623013
should we destroy Fiel for being such a cunt? I think it's warrented at this point, and his mother has already broken the rules of the contract so it is no longer binding to us either.
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>>3623008
>>3623012
Yeah fuck it, I'll add onto my vote with
>Destroy Fiel with Tongha's power
after we say
>"You could have spared her this, your hubris shall be your mother's undoing. Good day."
and before we
>Leave and pursue Jazeel. She couldn't have gotten far.
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>>3623008
>>Leave and pursue Jazeel. She couldn't have gotten far.
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>>3623022
not interfering with jazeel's subjects was one of her surrender terms
>>3623008
>Leave and pursue Jazeel. She couldn't have gotten far.
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>>3623027
she hasn't been honoring her part of the contract, it no longer applies to us until she does.
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>>3623022
You do realize that they can riot and that we are alone on a planet of a god that who's martial prowess and military are strong enough to rival us or Therdin?
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>>3623030
Frankly, I am unconcerned with the power or military might of this planet, we could destroy any of these mortals or even these demigods in a mere instant. Don't let their bluster fool you, its about time somebody put these cunts in their place.
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>>3623030
also, we've proven stronger than therdin and jazeel, so your point is kinda moot.
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>>3623018
>Kill a dude who told us to fuck off for trying to screw over and fuck his mother.
No! I'd honestly have less respect if he didn't.
>>3623008

>Leave and pursue Jazeel. She couldn't have gotten far
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>>3623042
We've been nothing but friendly and cordial the entire time we've been on this planet, and this asshole decides to insult us. It's time to teach them that just because we put on a friendly face doesn't mean they can just poke the bear with no consequences. It sets a bad precedent.
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>>3623008
>"Repulsive, The Contract's agreements were approved by Riso Tatsu himself. And yet she believes she's above the Elder god's orders, Such blatant corruption! I have no time for your spiels in defense of her."
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>>3623047
Like it or not he's still technically our subordinate and treating your subordinates like shit is asking for betrayal when you need them.

Like why is blowing stuff up always your answer why not just lock him away for a 100 years instead for insulting us. While having him beg for forgiveness if he doesn't want to be locked away.
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>>3623058
>Like why is blowing stuff up always your answer why not just lock him away for a 100 years instead for insulting us. While having him beg for forgiveness if he doesn't want to be locked away.
who doesn't like blowing shit up? but fine, you make a fair point. if you'll support locking fiel away for a hundred years then ill change my vote from killing him to that.
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>>3623060
I support locking him away for a century. That's still a long boring time of nothing even for an immortal.
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>>3623062
>>3623008
alright, then im changing my vote>>3623022
one last time to
>Lock Fiel in a featureless cell for one century.
but keep all the other shit.
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>>3623058
and personally my philosophy about this kind of thing is Machiavellian, specifically pertaining to the point he made about never injuring or humiliating a opponent and then leaving them alive, as everyone in the world is either a ally or an enemy, and those whom you injure but allow to live will always seek revenge, no matter what.
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>>3623053
I second this motion
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>>3623071
Yeah but that also leads to disloyal followers as people will start to try and find a way out if you disintegrate everyone who questions you. People don't won't to work for, or with, psychopaths. It leads to rebellions and your most powerful followers leaving or betraying you. That's why you need to know when to deal out minor punishments for disrespect to know your word is still law, but also don't just screw anyone over who had a bad day leading to their betrayal in a vital moment.
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>>3623094
You make a fair point, one that Machiavelli also covered. When he said it is better to be feared than loved, he also said it is best to be both, and above all, one should endeavor to not be hated, as men who are hated do not hold power for very long.
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>>3623008
By Us, everything Jazeel makes is just infuriatingly obtuse, isn’t it? Fuck it, time to take off the kiddy gloves.

>Your pathetic, limited understanding of what constitutes law and justice in the universe means literally nothing to me. The only thing that’s kept me from up until this point wiping this entire palace and everything in it off the face of reality has been the terms my sister and I are to abide by. And if she is unwilling to abide by the rules placed on her, then I see no reason to restrain myself from eliminating all of you and sending this planet into a spiral of debauchery and chaos. Your mother surrendered to me, and, barring some small limitations I agreed to abide by, she is now my subordinate. If you continue to make your petty mockeries and resistances under the illusion that she will protect you and I will uphold my end of the contract when she does not, then you will shortly feel the full extent of my power.
>Begin to charge up a Tongha Beam

Jazeel will probably come out at the threat of the imminent elimination of her demigods.
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"You! You can't do this to me!" Fiel shouts as you throw him into one of his own Aethereal cells.

"Yeah! If you want to lock him up for a hundred years, you're gonna have to go through us too!" Diel pipes up.

You look at him blankly.....

And a few seconds later, Diel and Niel are also in the cell with Fiel.

"You know, I kind of regret getting bold like that now. Hey, mister decoration God, can I come out? Please?"

You turn and leave the chamber.

"Mark my words, Evil God, when we get out of here in one hundred years, we will show you true Justice...." Fiel threatens.

You scoff as you leave back into the hallway.
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>>3623177
damn, this is really good, i would have supported this but alas, its too late.
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You move down the twisting hallways and rooms of the palace rapidly until you by chance come upon one where you see Jazeel standing at the very end, nearly close to exiting into a downstairs spiral.

"JAZEEL." You say

"Unglück!" She says, but not in a way that came off as angry.

"I know why you've come." She sighs. "You have to understand, things must be done to ensure the stability of my Realm. The Butler himself must have told you already that we can't break the news so easily. I am working tirelessly to make sure things go swimmingly! So excuse me if I forgot to apologize to your daughter in favor of ensuring my Realm does not collapse from the general knowledge that I, their venerated Goddess, have been defeated and subjugated by you, whom they view as adversary!"

You slide closer across the ground. You felt the need to inflict pain upon her.

"In my Realm, knowledge spreads fast. Initiating an information quarantine like this isn't exactly easy!" She pleaded. "And on another note for why you might be here, the answer is NO. I am NOT wearing that degrading outfit you gave to me! I am a Goddess! I am a lady! I have decency and standards beyond your infantile perversion!"

She points her finger accusingly, giving off the same effect that the Masked Tribunal did. "I heard that entire romp back there. Is it really not enough that you've locked away my very sons in their own jail? Can you not just leave me be?! I am carrying out something most beneficial to your reign over me! I am serving your transparent will in my own way! Don't tell me you would not wish me to ensure stability here, ensure that my people don't try to rebel against you regardless."

What will you do now?

>Talk to Jazeel.
>Beat Jazeel for this. You will not tolerate disobedience!
>Pat her head and tell her she did a good job.
>Write in.
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>>3623204
>"You poor fool, you really just don't get it, don't you? I care not a whit that you are acting to ensure my rule over you goes more smoothly, to be frank, I couldn't possibly care less if your entire realm burns just like Killkrees. What I do care about, is OUR CONTRACT! If you will not abide by the terms of OUR DEAL, how can you expect me to follow your silly little requests?"

>Beat Jazeel for this. You will not tolerate disobedience!
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>>3623204
Beat puny woman.
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>>3623211
>>3623213
I don't think a beating will work to make her more respectful just more rebellious and resentful and make a second Telesnos. I think we should say to her if she can't even keep her word on the agreement we shouldn't either and rather than let her have some freedom we're going full conquistador on her realm.
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>>3623204
>No, I cannot excuse you. I too have my duties and problems - invaders from Deneb, worrying about my daughters, Shadelord's plots and Telesmos' open insubordination. I can't let things like that slide, so you'll have to understand that I have to set you straight this time.
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>>3623221
theres a time for a light touch and then theres a time for a firm iron fist. if jazeel is really so stupid as to not get it after a severe beating, perhaps chaos and the destruction of the order of her realm will move her to be obedient.
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>>3623204
Beatings will not work on a woman like Jazeel, she's too strong willed and it will only fuel the fires of her rebellion.
>Use time stop to take her back to the palace in a private area.
>Talk to Jazeel.

>"Remember I am in charge here, not you. The realm answers to you, but you answer to me. You scoff at my mercy to your children."

>"You declared war on me and I won now you will pay up and do as you are told. I tell you to wear something you wear it. I say jump, you say how high."
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>>3623222
>You are to go to my realm right NOW! And take a few hundred of your subjects for 'cultural exchange' for your attempt to skim on our deal.
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>>3623226
A demonstration that we are NOT fucking around is very much in order. Our requests and the terms of the deal may be petty, but her open and unapologetic insubordination IS.
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>>3623232
Is not, rather. We have to be harsh in dealing with this, Jazeel simply can't be as thickheaded as Telesmos, and we /have/ to make her understand that.
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>>3623232
True that's why I suggest we do as I said and if she continues to resist and shout like a child we beat her, in another fight to reassert our superiority.

In the end we still need to find a way to make Jazeel come willingly. She will always rebel, more so with beatings, she must feel respect for us if she is to fall in line.
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Like, how do you guys think allowing two of the people that we are supposed to be in charge of being openly and unapolegetically insubordinate looks? I'll tell you, it makes us look like an ineffectual retard, which we would be if we just let her go with a stern talking to. We simply must lay down the law at some point.
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>>3623236
Well, compared to Teletubby, at least she tries to make some excuses. We're not letting her off , we're making her do what he owed us, might as well ask for some stuff for isubordination, but beating is a bit too far imho.
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>>3623236
They aren't being open about it though. This whole thing is being kept a secret from masses.

Humiliating her in front of them will only fuel her wrath. She's the type of woman where hurting her will only fuel and harden her. She may act like one but she isn't a petulant child that can be disciplined with spankings. That's why we need to go somewhere private and if reason cannot prevail show her the futility of resisting us by showing even in a fair fight she can never win.
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>>3623239
>>3623238
Excuses are just that; excuses.

This beating doesn't have to be public, nor should it. This is entirely between Us and Her, her realm is merely incidental. And they are being open about it, Jazeel just fucking said she wont wear the dress, and she probably wont directly apologize to Khala, which was in the contract. A beating is exactly what she needs right now, to give her some perspective.
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>>3623236
Like >>3623239 said beating her won't help her become obedient just more difficult to deal with, not only that but unlike Telesmos her people care and respect her so we might have an actual revolt if we push her buttons to far, while we could deal with that we already have enough problems on our plate.
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>>3623238
And teletubby IS being openly and unapologetically insubordinate, he wouldn't respond to our threats or our demands, he wouldn't answer our honestly completely reasonable questions, and we just let him go for it.
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>>3623244
why does it matter if her people revolt? like i said, i dont give a shit if her realm burns for the rest of eternity, and besides, what would we get out of a well functioning realm that hates us and is openly insubordinate regardless of how we act?
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>>3623246
Because they can't join our wars if they revolt.
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>>3623245
We didn't let it go, we tried to talk to Riso to force him to cooperate yet our brother was asleep, Telesmos is a special case because after whatever suffering he had on dreadwalk plus his hatred of us just make him to hard to make cooperate, we can't kill him so our only solution is a talk with our Riso.
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>>3623246
Because we lose a strong military and there we would lose all chance of convincing Jazeel to come to our side. I also never said we don't beat her, I said we talk reason and if she refuses to hear it we beat her in a straight fight (bonus points if we do it as a corrupt Jazeel).

>>3623245
Teletubby should have been blasted. But we can't touch him without the thumbs up from Riso.
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>>3623250
So? We have literally no need of such a useless and ineffectual people.
>>3623251
Jazeel is not a special case. She is our prize, we conquered her, and she is ours to do with as we please. We have to make her understand that very clearly, otherwise we're going to have REAL problems down the line.
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>>3623253
We will NEVER convince Jazeel to come to our side, we can only break her like one breaks a wild dog.
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>>3623254
Okay, how about we try to be diplomatic with her, if she doesn't listen then we blast her through the roof, deal?
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>>3623260
nah fuck that, she deserves a beating and she will receive one. If she still doesn't get it, THEN we try talking.
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>>3623257
Yes she can, she clearly has enough wrath and tyranny in her we just need to bring those parts to the surface.

We wouldn't be breaking her like a dog. We'd be breaking her like a toy, and a broken toy is useless.
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>>3623262
She's already fucking useless. Who cares if we make her more useless?
>>3623253
And boy, you're right, their military really came in handy for Jazeel when we were at war. Oh wait...
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>>3623263
Okay, whatever, we can't convince or compromise with you, you're still outnumbered on this issue.
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>>3623267
Meh that's fine, all of my points still stand.
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>>3623263
Her Military was held back because we had the demon Lord army backing us, without him we could be on the losing side. Also breaking her is a bad move, we need a functional ally not a broken doll and antagonizing and beating her will just make things worse in the long run.
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>>3623272
Letting her get away with this with just a slap on the wrist WILL fuck us down the line, mark my words.

And I sincerely doubt her mortals could have even scratched us, with or without the demon army.
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>>3623273
>Letting her get away with this with just a slap on the wrist WILL fuck us down the line, mark my words.

We aren't letting her off with a slap on the wrist. We're telling her why to stop being fucking stupid and if she does showing her she can't win by beating her through fighting is the best option, which is just a glorified beating.

>And I sincerely doubt her mortals could have even scratched us, with or without the demon army.

The demon army was like 95% of our forces, without them the angels could have just zerged Hurst
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>>3623276
Not 95, we had hoards of mirrors and our manticores, you're both exaggerating.
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>>3623276
And we could have just destroyed her planet whole sale, your point?

She is too fucking thick for a harsh talking to to work, but fine, be soft handed when a firm touch is needed, see where it gets you.
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>>3623279
Not beating someone cause it'll turn them into Teletubby 2.0 isn't being soft handed. It's doing the thing that ends up with not having to deal with two conspiring subordinates at the same time.
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>>3623283
what makes you so sure that she isn't already conspiring to overthrow us? why wouldn't she be?
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>>3623283
>>3623279
By the way what was Therdin busy with during our war? Did he have a terrible hangover from his party?
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>>3623286
honestly who cares, knowing therdin he was busying himself watching his mortals blow each other up and jerk each other off
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>>3623286
It's war between us and our sister, unless he was subservient to one of us he couldn't get involved.
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>>3623287
Gelfast is the closet gay one anon.
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>>3623290
like i said, who cares.
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>>3623204
>Beat her
All good dogs must be trained.
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>>3623285
Because she already knows she can't beat us. She cares about her people above all else and starting another fight with us so soon would endanger them.

Like it or not she's also a god, a very proud god. Hitting her really hard with nothing else to it isn't going to break her into a dog that cowers and whines when its master raises its fist. It's going to turn her into rabid beast that tries to tear our face off. Jazeel cannot be controlled with pain or beatings for the fact she's to proud and wrathful. We need to egg the dark within her to the surface make her enjoy the tyranny and rage inside herself she so fears.
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>>3623294
when has her knowledge of how unbeatable we are ever influenced her even a little? the bitch deserves a fucking beating, and by Akasha, she is going to get one, I dont give a shit if it makes her into a obediant dog or a broken little doll.
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>>3623293
>All good dogs must be trained.
Seriously please use a better analogy, that is not at all how you train a dog. That's how you make a dog that kills its owner and anyone it can get its jaw on.
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Forget about what she said for a moment, and lets focus on her ACTIONS.
She has not informed her planet that its now OUR planet.
She has not worn the dress, even though she agreed to it when we last talked.
She has not apologized to our daughter, when we both KNOW Khala deserves a real apology.

I could go on, but you get my point.
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>>3623294
You cant corrupt the god of good.
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>>3623296
That's also not how dogs work. A dog doesn't care if it's master is a good one who treats it kindly or a cruel one who beats it daily. It's loyal to it's master, and hostile to anyone who may threaten said master.
>t. dog owner.
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>>3623297
>She has not informed her planet that its now OUR planet.
We don't want that either. Easing them into it is better and the option that isn't retarded.

>She has not worn the dress, even though she agreed to it when we last talked.
That is show of force worthy not beating, which is just overkill.

>She has not apologized to our daughter, when we both KNOW Khala deserves a real apology.
Who gives a fuck, it isn't a big deal? She delivered an apology via letter and the contract never required her to deliver it in person.
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>>3623301
Not with that attitude. And she's pretty rotten in my opinion.
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>>3623296
Were not beating her to death. When my dog eats my food or pees in the house I gave it a light slap on the nose. You need the carrot and the stick to train any dog.
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>>3623306
I give a fuck for one. Once again, why exactly do we care about the state of her realm? Her people already hate us implicitly, and the amount of work and effort to change their opinion is simply not worth the effort.

Let's just be frank. You don't like the idea of beating on a woman, which is understandable. This isn't a woman, it's a God, and so are we. We're beyond mortal concerns by our mere existence.
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>>3623302
>That's also not how dogs work. A dog doesn't care if it's master is a good one who treats it kindly or a cruel one who beats it daily. It's loyal to it's master, and hostile to anyone who may threaten said master.

You did not just say that. Of course an abused animal is going to fucking turn on the person who beats it.
>t. dog owner who has owned several shelter dogs that had to be retaught how to interact with humans cause they attacked people on sight.

>>3623301
Good thing she's shown she's corruptible.

>>3623311
I don't like it cause it's a stupid plan that is going to get Teletubby another ally and us fucking killed.
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>>3623312
oh sorry, I didn't know you could see the fucking future, forgive my insolence.

A broken dog IS loyal to the one who breaks it, regardless of how he's treated by said master.
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>>3623312
you still havent sufficiently explained why her realm being in good order benefits us in any way. They will hate us almost no matter what we do.
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>>3623312
Also, you've clearly never abused your dog/s, but how exactly do you think that abusive dog owners manage to keep their throats? What about the people who orchestrate dog fights? I'll tell you, THEY BREAK THEM. How the dog acts to other people literally doesn't matter in terms of it's loyalty to it's master.
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>>3623315
The important part is that they shouldn't rebel, that's just a lot of time wasted on a problem that could be avoided. And with her sons in prison while we take her away to ask forgiveness from our daughter should create enough time for our influence to mess with her planet.
Are you the guy who constantly complains that we're not acting like an edgelord 24/7 btw?
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>>3623313
>>3623316
>A broken dog IS loyal to the one who breaks it, regardless of how he's treated by said master.

You don't fucking break an animal into loyalty you legit fucking psychopath, what stable human being think "my dog pissed on the carpet better throw him into a wall and break a couple ribs". An abused dog isn't a broken and loyal pet it's a rabid animal that will need to be put down or taught by others who know better than the previous owner. If a dog fighting gets out of its cage it's not going to give a fuck about mauling its owner to death.

Also need I remind you Teletubby already killed us once and Riso had to use his power to revive us and Therdin. Teletubby is also immune to our time stop trump card as he also has it.

>>3623315
They'll listen to her no matter what. You should explain to me why not having the strongest military among the lesser gods is a good thing?
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>>3623312
And corrupting her to be more evil and cruel and convincing her to join our side are two totally separate things. Her being evil doesn't change the fact that she hates and despises us.
>>3623318
>Are you the guy who constantly complains that we're not acting like an edgelord 24/7 btw?
You tell me pal.
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>>3623319
Let's remember we're discussing a fictional quest on a chinese carpet weaving forum. Simply put, I'm neither a abusive dog owner nor a psychopath, I'm simply giving examples. Agree or disagree at your leisure.
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>>3623312
She was never corrupted she changed her behavior to stop the spread of evil.
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>>3623319
We don't need any mortal army, we are more than powerful enough to deal with almost any threat, and if we aren't, a mortal army simply will be of no use.
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>>3623319
And need I remind you that we could easily destroy Telesmos at any point we wished? We can't only because Riso forbids it, but if Riso wasn't in the picture Telesmos would just be so much space dust.
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Completely off topic here for a moment but do you guys think the fabled 'qm curse' is real? Like, I'm beginning to get terrified that it's real and out there to get me. Just today I burned my hand doing something with the stove, which doesn't seem right because I'm usually very careful with the things I handle or do, and even before that I cut my hand. I'm scared of what's gonna happen next. Is there no way to break this curse?
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>>3623328
It's real, and you're a dead man walking. Make the necessary arrangements while you still can.
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>>3623325
>We don't need any mortal army, we are more than powerful enough to deal with almost any threat, and if we aren't, a mortal army simply will be of no use.

Mortal armies have their uses need I remind you. Fighting a god and their 2 million troops is a lot more tiresome and difficult than fighting another god while your armies keep the others distracted. If we also didn't have our armies we currently have the angels could have wiped out or done serious damage to Hurst.

>>3623327
We ain't as hot shit as you seem to think. We've had about three major fights.

1. Teletubby
We managed to beat him with the help of Therdin, but we still died and had to be revived. He might not have even had his time powers yet.

2. Titan King
Only managed to take an arm off with the combined power of the pantheon. Riso had to expose the weak point and leave us his weapon.

3. Jazeel
We had to break out our entire arsenal to pull the win. Time stop, mind, godly weapon, and destruction beam. All while Jazeel only had her own weapon and a book.

Two of those we still technically lost, as the Titan king would have destroyed us without Riso, and everyone died in the teletubby fight.

>>3623328
Can I get an RIP for my nigga.
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>>3623328
Well, from my experience of participating and seeing many QM's simple dissaperaring I say, yes brace yourself my man and good luck.
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>>3623330
I find your lack of faith in Ungluck disturbing.
for real though there is seriously no need to be nasty to each other, we are all here supposedly to have a good time. hope we can still get along regardless of how this vote turns out.
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>>3623329
I got my fucking Tulsi plants at the ready to ward off bad omens, and in retrospect the burn wasn't really that bad. I say bring it on, I ain't afraid of no voodoo.
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>>3623336
That's the spirit.

poor bastard....
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>>3623335
Yeah man while I disagree on your thought process; no hard feelings.

>>3623328
I need to get back to my own quest. Let's see which ones I haven't done in forever.

-Halo Flood
-Trolls Civ
-A Hollow Quest
-The Tainted Horde
-Genesis Subsidiary
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>>3623336
Endure it QM. I don't want to press F so soon
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>>3623204
>Jazeel, I find myself unconvinced by your excuses.
>If you had enough free time to invade my realm and slap MY DAUGHTER, then you certainly have enough time to go and apologise to her.

>Do Not mistake me, I understand fully how difficult the task you must complete is.

>I can only imagine how much easier it would be if you had bothered to spend the time doing work instead of hiding under lampshades

>I do wish you to enforce stability in this realm, but I also require a certain level of obedience of you

>The outfit, which you already agreed to wear, is merely a reminder of that fact.

>I am now left with little choice but to make things worse for you, which I find saddening, as regardless of rivalries, you are still my sister.
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Guys I just seen something moving outside my window.
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>>3623343
Sending positive vibes.
>>3623342
Support, but also do the time stop move.
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>>3623343
RIP anon QM, we hardly knew ye.
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>>3623340
same mate, ive abandoned several good quests, and now im too ashamed to pick them back up again.
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>>3623343
Oh no.
>>3623344
Oh right, forgot about that.

>>3623342
Yeah we do the timestop thing here too
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Holy fuck I'm trying to archive this thread on suptg archive and it's taking forever.
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>>3623350
well we appreciate your service comrade anon.
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>>3623350
Yeah it takes a while. I'll start a new thread in some time from now if the large thing outside hasn't killed me by then.
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>>3623354
I believe in you QM, won't say anymore to not tempt fate.
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>>3623358
And in case the creature outside his door is weak to negativity, I don’t believe in him!

We’ve got both avenues covered.
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>>3623358
>>3623362
and in case it feeds on positivity, I just wanna say that you're screwed and nothing you do can help you to escape the QM curse. and therefore your fate!

Happy to do my part.
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Oh, false alarm guys. Thing outside my window was just one of my dogs. I call him blueberry because I feed him blueberries.
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>>3623343
Oh don't worry, that's just me.
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I’m still of the opinion that being violent won’t work to improve her behaviour, anyone still want to hit her?
I’m against it.
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>>3623369
That is both adorable and relieving in equal measure.
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>>3623371
Blueberry? But you're a dog how can you post on 4channel dot org?
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>>3623373
I for sure want to beat the shit out of her regardless of what she says or does, but im a bit more open to talking to her first.
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>>3623375
Pic rel.
>>3623373
Let's "hit" her with three of our dick tendrils, that always fixes everything.
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>>3623380
This is a bad and also bad idea.
We really just need her to obey us.
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>>3623382
You know what's a thing that nobody can beat? The Cock.
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>>3623388
Oh no
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>>3623388
This isn't a hentai. Prepare to get that dick chopped off.
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>>3623369
THATS WHAT YOU WANT US TO BELIEVE, CAPRICORNUS.
I KNOW YOU ENTERED THE PHYSICAL REALM TO BEAT OP'S SHIT IN FOR MAKING YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL PUSSY.
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>>3623391
We could always grow another. One that spits acid!
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>>3623380
>>3623388
Bad dog blueberry, this isn't a lara croft thread.
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>>3623342
Things such as this and not domestic abuse or sexual harassment
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>>3623502
I'm proud of you anon.
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What the fuck is going on in this thread
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>>3623656
Our sister-concubine isn’t wearing her slave outfit so we’re going to retaliate with maximum sass while we make her do household chores.
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>>3623342
supporting non abuse options
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>>3623682
Is it abuse when you hit your dog with a newspaper.
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>>3623686
No, but kicking a dog through a building is
Also, she’s our concubine, not a pet
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>>3623342
Can we force her to wear the lampshade now?
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>>3623704
Would be funny, but it lets her hide her identity. I think the Leia costume is enough.
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>>3623689
Well she's a god so she can take a beating. And were her master ethier way you gotta train those who disobey.
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>>3623950
Well she already took a beating, remember?

And she didn’t give a shit, went back to being difficult immediately.

Physical violence didn’t get us anywhere the first time, it won’t again.

We need to be more subtle, more relaxed in our approach, that way we can look better to the rest of our siblings.
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>>3623342
support
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>>3623204
>>Beat Jazeel for this. You will not tolerate disobedience!
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>>3623024
This is me, lost my ID again.
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>>3623954
Talking hasnt worked ethier, but you can up the ante with violence so it could work. Our siblings love us we dont need to be subtle.
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>>3624191
Our siblings like us, don’t love us, and Jazeel is friends with Killkree.
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>>3624204
>Jazeel is friends with Killkree.
NO HITTING JAZEEL! IT'S OFF LIMITS! I will vote for humiliation not more!
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>>3624213
Agreed.
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>>3624213
nah senpai we're beating this bitch, and it will go a little something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j58krZFb38
in this context Jazeel is Ray Lioatta.
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>>3624242
Eh, most people seem to have said we talk to her instead, we're probably not beating her.
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>>3624247
we're beating her.
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>>3624257
Nah, that seems like a dumb idea, and is also not as popular as just, not.
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>>3624257
That's a negative
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>>3624261
>>3624262
i dunno maaan, i think we're gonna beat on her a little
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>>3624266
This is a no, but also, no.
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>>3624272
ya sure?
cuz i think we're beating her up BRO
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>>3624280
I disagree
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>>3624280
You can vote to beat up Teletubby later to vent your frustration. I'm sure you'll have an easier time convincing people on that one and he'll most likely have done something stupid by then to warrant it. But no not Jazeel.
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>>3624302
frustration has literally nothing to do with it. its what jazeel did that merits the punishment, not just my own sick whims. i mean, read the arguments that I and other anons have made in favor of beating her. its not just because we're all sick fucks.
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>>3624320
I think they did read the arguments, but it’s more beneficial to us not to beat her up like an abusive husband. We can just threaten her people instead.
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>>3624323
we're not her husband, she is not our wife. it isnt domestic violence, its corporal punishment. back in the rennaisaince, insubordinate officers and soldiers were whipped as punishment, and if they were slow learners, eventually executed. we need to employ the same measures here.
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>>3624332
She’s our concubine, and I said like an abusive husband, it’s a comparison.
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>>3624335
okay, so what your saying is she's our rape slave, and we shouldn't damage our property? am i getting that right?
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>>3624339
Concubine just means lesser wife.
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>>3624343
i know what concubine means, but in the context of this relationship, she does not want to fuck us or be our concubine, therefore if we tried anything it would be rape, which makes the term rape slave all the more appropriate.
you still haven't answered my question though.
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>>3624347
Your question confused me, because nothing I said ever implied that she was our rape slave and I didn’t want to damage property.

I said that it’s better to threaten her people to get her to do what we want than to hurt her.

I can’t actually work out how you got rape slave from that.
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>>3624351
ah you got me, im just being contrarian at this point. i know threatening her people would probably work better than just beating her, but the way i see it, this is between us and her, her realm is incidental.
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>>3624356
So you’re more opting for revenge than punishment?
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>>3624356
I can understand that, to an extent.

Though I value relations with Killkree a little too much to spite her that way.
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>>3624366
a little of column A, little of column B.
>>3624369
I actually fail to see how Killkree comes into this at all. Care to tell me?
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>>3624373
Kilkree and Jazeel are friendly acquaintances, or friends.
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>>3624384
where was that ever stated? Im genuinely curious.
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>>3624373
Huh
Okay
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>>3624390
It’s an inference from the party in which they were casually chatting together at the start.
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>>3624395
kinda a stretch imo, i doubt killkree cares much about jazeel one way or the other.
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>>3624411
She’s still shown to be a friendly acquaintance of Killkree. It’d make us look bad if we then beat the ever shitting fuck out of her
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>>3624416
meh, i personally don't see the value in having killkree like us, at least as she is right now. i think this is much more pressing, much in the same way i thought destroying the shadelord was more pressing that whether or not our daughters or killkree wouldn't like it.
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>>3624425
What a shame it is some of us find it more pressing not to sour our relationship with our daughters and the bird we are trying to date.
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>>3624453
like i said, i personally dont see the value in pursuing a relationship with killkree, as i am not as enamored with her as some of you anons seem to be. but don't get me wrong, i dont begrudge anyone for voting what they want to vote for, but ill still vote for what i wish and explain it as best i can, and i hope everyone else does the same.
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>>3624453
Jazeel still best girl
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>>3624468
thats objectively false, best girl is gleam, no contest.
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>>3624472
Gleam is FLAT
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Little Horn is best girl
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>>3624487
Kreekree is best girl
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>>3624459
Well there isn't much choice in the dating pool and really I just want to see if two gods can make another god in whatever process that would entail.
>>3624477
Technically everyone is.
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>>3624494
>liking an old and busted hag over a perfectly good loli
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>>3624505
That’s a valid question actually, would Jazeel give us a fully fledged god of balance?
Kree give us a god of fire and evil?
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>>3624513
Who hurt you?
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>>3624513
oh
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>>3624513
Is that a retarded Mr. Popo?
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>>3624513
reminds me of naked furry fuck tape guy that poor man naked and covered in duck tape in the shape of a fox costume that someone put on him
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Were beating that hoe. Im pretty sure the majorty voted for that.
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>>3624572
Nah, majority voted against.
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I vote in support of not to beat.
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>>3624576
Glory for not beating the piss out of Jazeel Alliance
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>>3624604
Hazah!
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>>3623342
Backing this
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>>3624572
Yeah I voted on beating her.
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>>3623204
>Pat her head
It's the only real compromise between beating and talking.
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>>3624754
no its not
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>>3624754
Pat her on the head in a little while, once we find an excuse to.
Showing her affection will really piss her off, it’ll be great.
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>>3624766
>>3624754
once she changes
maybe throw in a good girl or something along those lines
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>>3624765
What if we smack her once instead of beating the fuck out of her that good?
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>>3624772
Eh, it would have to be one hell of a smack.
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>>3624772
Nah, getting physical is pointless.
>>3624770
Yeah.
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>>3624810
>>3624810
>>3624810
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>>3623328
Definitely real if you're VOID, the worm quest qm



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