Don’t call it a comeback, it’s PKMN Quest part 2.We’re doing it Kanto style, with our path loosely framed after the original game. Some things that have happened:- Earned both Boulder + Cascade Badges- Stole an Earth Badge- Ate Mom’s pie and got a magic hand- Sucked Pewter Joy’s toes- Found Bill’s stash of Clefairy pornAnd much, much more!Our story resumes as we check out a crime scene on our way to Route 9...
>>3597501We also joined the hard R and spanked a lesbian into becoming bi... In case the newfags were wondering.
>>3597501>You enter the crime scene.The police have come and gone. Wow, this place really got tossed good. Looks like somebody was searching for something specific.What do?>Search for free stuff (Steal)>Talk to the Owner>Exit out the back>Write in
>>3597513>Search for free stuff (Liberate)>Look for clues Detective Purple.
>>3597513>Search for free stuffLet's see what goodies we can find
>>3597513>Talk to the Owner
>>3597513>Figure out what kind of footprints those are
>>3597517This
>Talk to OwnerYou chat up the old man that owns this dump.“Why did they have to wreck the place? They only took one thing... My precious TM...”He seems pretty busted up about this whole thing.You check the tracks, they lead out the back door.Looking for stuff to s- liberate, you find a shelf on the back wall with a great ball and a copy of Pokemon BLUE.What do?>Follow the tracks>Steal the stuff>Play prank on old man (write in)>write in
>>3597611>>Follow the tracks
>>3597611>indefinitely borrow the stuff.>follow the tracks"Don't worry old man we'll get to the bottom of who stole your TM and those other things that were on this shelf but aren't there now."
>>3597611>Follow the tracks
>>3597626kek. This.
>>3597611>Put the cartridge into your Game BoyLet's see what team he has
>>3597626This.
sorry I'm late i was making dinner>>3597626also this
>>3597626Kek
>>3597611>take pokemon Blue
>Steal and book itYou snag the Great Ball and the old dude’s copt of Pokemon blue and leave through the back door. Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] grows. You’ll be more compelled to lie, cheat and steal from now on.Outside, you find... oh it’s clearly the culprit. Man the cops here must suck. But something’s going on, this Rocket Grunt has been knocked on his ass, and a [MYSTERIOUS FIGURE] stands nearby.What do?>Check on Rocket Grunt>Confront Mysterious Figure>Write in
>>3597742>Examine the mysterious figure first before walking towards them
>>3597742>Kick the grunt. Our jacket is hiding the 'R' on our shirt, so nobody should know that we're a part of Team Rocket.
>>3597742>>Check on Rocket Grunt
>>3597749this
>>3597742I was chill with stealing from Giovanni cause even if we weren't supposed to know that yet. He was still a bad guy. I don't like that we're just becoming a criminal though. I do really think we should return the stuff after
>Check on Rocket GruntYou check on the grunt. There’s nothing physically wrong with him, he just got blown out in a pokemon battle. Geeze, he’s really not taking it well. Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] kicks in and you snag 300 bucks out of his pocket. Sweet.While you’re robbing him, you don’t find any TMs on him...What do?>Check Mysterious Figure>Leave (Ignore Mysterious Figure)>Write in
>>3597828>>Check Mysterious Figure
>>3597828Think about mom and her sweet pie, even with the hair its the sweetest, there's been some time, maybe we should call her laterand thentime to grind that oedipus>Check Mysterious Figure
>>3597828>Check Mysterious Figure
>>3597789We're gonna steal this entire fucking villain team from Giovanni.>Red is the villain now and Blue is the true heroWoah...
>>3597828We didn’t even steal his Pokémon?
>>3597854Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] isn’t at a sufficient level to steal Pokemon (at least not right of of a person).>>3597831>Think of MomThat happens>Check Mysterious FiguereWell surprise surprise, it’s [BLUE]. Just who you wanted to see.“Funny smelling you here, dork! I was just busy busting crime and becoming a pokemon master. What are you doing, looking for some glue to sniff?”Oh yeah, you still hate this guy.It’s gonna be a Pokemon battle. Blue is sending out Pidgeotto!What do?>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3597870>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)Bernie+Ember
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3597870>>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)Cheese, thundershock.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3597870lightning pikatchyu
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3597870Pikachu thunder shock!
>>3597875>>3597877>>3597878>>3597883Holy fuck.
>>3597875>>3597877>>3597878>>3597883What in the name of fuck.RIP burd.
>>3597875>>3597877>>3597878>>3597883The fuck?
>>3597875>>3597877>>3597878>>3597883
>>3597870>>3597875>>3597877>>3597878>>3597883THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY, LET'S ROCK
Rolled 10 (1d10)disregard this roll unless it's a 7Just checking the rng. lol
>>3597905>>3597917Shiiiiiiet. Type advantage + Silly rolls = roasted bird. Come on guys, this is supposed to be a tough one.Except BLUE is about to send out Abra...You’re starting to think this guy just ins’t very good.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3597940>stuart>tackle
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3597940>AbraReally, nigga?Bernie+Ember
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3597940>Bernie + Ember
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3597940Dont even change of 'mon, use Quick attack.
>>3597947>Bernie, EmberYou decide it’s time to turn up the heat but... it doesn’t go well. What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll D10>Write in
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3597965>Stuart uses TacklePsychic types are weak against Retard types
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3597965Stuart. tackle
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3597965Bernie, ScratchWhy are we using special moves against Abra of all things.
>>3597965does this mean bernie is KOed? what are the RULES OP?
>>3597983They're still able unless he says otherwise.
>>3597981Supporting scratch
>>3597983THE RULESIt depends. One of our guys can usually take 2 big hits to go down. In this case Bernie just kinda got his attack brushed aside, he's basically fine. Abra doesn't have too much in the way of offensive moves so we'll have to roll pretty bad to get KO'd
>>3597998Hey Grunt which i guess is your name now, just as a suggestion maybe for battles. To make more like a usual quest and to make things a little better maybe roll yourself for the enemy and then we have to try to beat the roll in an allotted time or set amount of rolls like Bo3 or Bo5?
>>3597981>Bernie, ScratchIt’s a GUSHER. Blue is about to send out Ratata.What do?>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3598003Send our own! Tackle!
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3598003Alright, now is the time. Stuart, Bide!
>>3598011Noice.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>3598003>>3598011Sure why not
>inb4 Stuart evolves to get Rock Head, even though that isn't a thing in Gen 1
>>3598001It kinda works like that now. We typically get the first attack (because that's how PKMN works) and we've just swept a lot of fights by throwing Stuart at them. The way I've been doing it so far is that if are rolls are bad, the enemy pokemon gets a good free hit. 2 of those and we go down, 1 if there's type advantage or a Super bad roll vs. a strong Pokemon. It's all kind of flexible and I'm choosing on the fly though, and unique attack choice may sway things.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3598003>Send out StuartLet's finish this
imo the battles have just been a little too easy
>>3598026I'm waiting for the extreme head truama to make him evolve into a new psychic/normal rat pokemon.
>Stuart - BideYou send in YER BOY and he uses bide, which looks a whole lot like he’s doing nothing.Rattata uses HYPER FANG and sinks his chompers right into Stuarts stupid, adorable face,What do?>Bide, baby>Do something else (Write in)>>3598039Pokemon is a child’s game, Anon.
>>3598033Fair enough I guess
>>3598051>Bide, baby
>>3598051Hyper fang is pretty substantial, I'd say release the bide
>>3598051>>Bide, baby
>>3598039Stuart has brain damageAnd another one of our pokemnos does not have an eyeAnd you have audacity to say battles are to easy?
>>3598051>Do something else (Write in)Can we Potion him?
>>3598070Both of those things were our fault, not because of our opponents.
>BIDEStuart unleashes the stored damage and...God damn.Bide scary. Stuart Scary.Rattata goes down.BLUE is about to send out Squirtle.What do?>Choose PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10>Write in>>3598079As in life, we’re our own worst enemy>>3598072We could, but we probably don’t need to.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3598093Send out paras + leech seed
>>3598079hose thing happen when we were in battle! Thank you very much
>>3598095if they don;t have leech seed then a similar drain health restore move would work
>>3598095Wow, what a fucking waste of a ten. We don't even have Paras with us because only fucking two of us like him I guess.
I honestly think this quest is NotAPaladin posting from his phone
>>3598093>>3598095Fuck it this
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3598093Gurren, Fury Attack!>>3598107Nah, Grunt said this was his first quest and doesn't draw as good as that guy.
>>3598109Yeah, he SAID, but im not 100% convinced. And if he is posting from a phone drawing app it would explain it.
>>3598095>Paras - Leech SeedWhat a great idea!... if that Paras was in your party. Quit daydreamin!>>3598107>>3598109>>3598113I’m not that guy lol.I am posting from a tablet, but I’m scratching these things out as fast as possible so they look pretty shitty. I think there’s a certain charm to that, though. Most drawings actually get done in under a minute.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3598144Stuart. Tackle.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3598144Gurren, Fury ATTACK!
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3598144>Gurren uses GIGA DRILL BREAK
>>3598147>>3598149>>3598150What is even happening
>>3598150Holy shit, that save.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>3598144OberynIdkUse Metronome or something
>>3598151Stuart is down for the count, since the 10 cancelled the 1 out.
>>3598144Im still not convinced, but yes, it does have lots of charm
>Stuart: Tackle (1)Little man get’s swatted out of the sky by squirtle, he’s done for this battle. Nice try, buddy.What should we do about those opposing Gurren rolls? How’s this - Someone roll 1 more D10 and that’s what we’re going with for his attack. First one counts.
>>3598103Fuck me. Serves you guys right you bunch of fags not taking out poor Shroom
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3598169
>>3598178YES!
>>3598169Is that a metal plate on his crotch?
>>3598178BELIEVE IN THE BEEDRILL THAT BELIEVES IN YOU
>>3598178>>3598181GIGA... BEDRILLL BREEEE-KLANG....You didn’t think it would be that easy now, did you? Clearly this Squirtle has learned a thing or two from your last encounter. The metal plate installed on his crotch takes most of the damage. You’re going to need another good hit to put him away, Meanwhile Gurren gets a nasty blast of water right in the ear. Ow!What do?>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3598206Poison the little shit
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3598209This
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3598206>>3598209This. Fly like a hornet, sting like a bee!
>>3598217Why anon ;-;
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3598206>If we can't drill the front, drill through the backdoor
>>3598213>>3598222At least these rolls made it through.
>>3598213Good thing this one made it first, so he didn't have to go homo.
>>3598230>>3598239Yeah
>>3598209>>3598213>>3598222Beedrill uses poison sting, aiming it directly at Squirtles rear end. Squirtle’s ass is poisoned! Squirtle Faints!You Monster!Gary stares in disbelief, before running away like a bitch. He drops 600 bucks and TM28, DIG.You Win!What do now?>Return DIG>Move on to route 9>Poke Center>Poke Mart
>>3598258>return all the stuff you stole but ask if you can keep dig
>>3598258>>Return DIGWe gotta get back some Karma
>>3598258>Return DIGNo real reason yo keep it and yhe old man will probably give it to us anyway.
>>3598258Can you believe I forgot to add the doodle?Rare mistake by me.
>>3598258>>3598265Do dis.
>>3598268Flub it up one more time and I'm docking your pay.
>>3598258>>3598265This
>>3598265+1
>>3598258>Return Dig>Keep BlueConsult it like it's a Ouji board
>>3598265This but also say that Blue stole it all.
>Return StuffYou go back into the house and hand the Great Ball, PKMN Blue cartridge and the TM over.“Yeah, some dildo named Blue took it. Watch out for him.”The old man is very grateful. You ask if you can keep DIG.“Uhh, no. I need that. Ummm here, you can have this Pokeball. I have no idea what’s in it, could be anything.”What do?>Take the Mystery Pokeball>Rob this fucker>Write in
>>3598309oh HELL yea mister E pokemon.>take that ball
>>3598309>Take the Mystery Pokeball
>>3598309>>Take the Mystery Pokeball
>>3598309>Take the Mystery Pokeball>Old Man needs DigOh yeah, he's definitely killed someone
Rolled 106 (1d151)>>3598309forgot to roll
>>3598322Hitmonlee?
>Take PokeballWow, a mystery pokeball. There could be anything in there! You wonder what it could be. You put it safe and sound into your backpack.What do?>Head to Route 9>Poke Center>Poke Mart>Write in
>>3598360>>Head to Route 9Awright, another chance at getting a damn Abra, how good are we on Pokeballs?
>>3598360>Head to Route 9Maybe some R&R is in order?
>>3598360>Head to Route 9
>>3598362Ain't no Abra on RT. 9.And we have ZERO Pokeballs lol
>>3598378Oh, fucks sake. Why are we going to route 9 instead of route 5 now that I think about it?
>>3598360WHATS IN THE BALL WHATS IN THE BALL AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>3598381Here's where my game knowledge may be failing me, if I remember correctly RT. 5 we'll just get stuck at the gate to Saffron?
>>3598382if you are the OP of succubus quest, wheremst the fuck is the fanart for this quest you said you would do
>>3598378>And we have ZERO Pokeballs lolHow is that stopping us from catching it?
>>3598385Nah, you go through the Underground Path to Vermillion city.
>>3598388We might be able to catch one, but hanging on to it might be something else...
>>3598378So, PokeMart first?
>>3598387I thought it would be too gay to post Red in really tight shorts and abandoned the whole thing
>>3598398Then just draw like, Misty or Joy in tight shorts and not red?
>>3598398ILU. If you ever get the inclination to draw [MOM]...>>3598391Ooo damn. Switching to RT 5 then.
>>3598401
>>3598405>>3598407or mom has our QM has so graciously suggested
>Route 5Ok change of plans, your [SENSE OF DIRECTION] informs you that Route 5 is probably the way to go. But first you swing by the Poke Center and heal your team up real quick.One last order of business, let’s hit the Poke Mart real quick.What buy?Again, to keep this easy - Roll 1D100 and make your selection. Highest roll is what we go with.You currently have 4750 dollars.
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>359841510 Monster Capsules and 1 rope just in case life gets too hard to bear.
>>3598382>>3598322>1d151>151 is the number of pokémon available in pokémon red/blue/yellow>Rolled 106What's the 106th pokémon you ask?>>3598349
>>35984153 antidotes 5 potions 2 awakenings 1 escape rope 4 pokeballs $3550
>>3598424yeah sure
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>3598424gotta roll for it....good luck.
>>3598438logic will never beat random insanity, its why I didnt even bother
>>3598415We should still have some potions, so all we really need is balls and maybe a couple antidotes / antiparalysys, fire and ice are kinda uncommon for now.
>>3598452We should also have a repel I think? I honestly forgot. We have lube tho.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>3598415>3 antidotes 5 potions 2 awakenings 1 escape rope 4 pokeballs $3550I'll give it a shot.
>>3598421Welp.10 Pokeballs and a Neck-rope it is. You gain 1 level in [Suicidal Thoughts]. Everyone’s got problems, you know?With everything squared away, you enter ROUTE 5. There’s some Grass to look for PKMN, a [LOVELY COTTAGE] in the center of the route, and a [CREEPY SHACK] a little further in.Past that, the [GATE TO SAFFRON] waits.What do?>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Check out the Cottage>Check out the Shack>Check out Saffron Gate>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3598460>You gain 1 level in [Suicidal Thoughts]. Everyone’s got problems, you know?We must be experiencing personal conflict about our charitable acts after joining Team Rocket.>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>3598460>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>3598460>Check out the Cottage
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3598460>check out the shack
>>3598460>Check out the Shack
>Check ShackYou roll up on the Shack.It’s pretty derelict, but it has a sign saying that it’s an underground passage to Vermillion City. Well, that is on your list of places to get a badge from....What do?>Enter Creepy Shack>Go back to Cottage>Saffron Gate>Pokeymans (Roll 1D100)
>>3598517Also calling it a night for now., I should be around tomorrow evening, Goodnight!
>>3598517>>Enter Creepy Shack
>>3598517>Enter Creepy ShackWe might find a ghost pokemon inside.
>>3598517>>Go back to CottageNow is my chance to get rid of Oberon
>>3598517>cottageWe can get to vermillion later.
>>3598422just to clarify, I rolled the 151 and I'm not OP.I just thought it would be a cool idea, since he said it could literally be anything.
>>3598517>Go back to Cottage
>>3598592 Holy shit you're right. How did I even get you two mixed up?>>3598382 LLH-sama, It seems like we're even now but I apologize all the same
I propose a question to the thread, since we are now bros with Misty does that mean that we aren't going to keep flirting with Joy's? Or since Misty is just a bro(for now) we'll keep flirting unless we become romantically involved
>>3598860Don't worry Anon, the Godhand can share it's love between hoes.
Just caught up with this. Now I kinda regret not joining in the first thread when i noticed it, but at least I'm not that late.This is the exact brand of idiocy I love.
>>3598860>>3599165only true love is Mom, the rest are just flings
>>3598860You wanna fuck your bro? What are you gay?
>>3599165the godhand could sure, I'm not sure the hoes would agree>>3599283Welcome to the den of madness>>3599320We still haven't even told her we joined and are currently attempting to take down an evil organization we should get on that for the next town>>3599331It's not gay if she's a bro bro
Is it evening yet pls OP i need something to entertain myself
>>3599907> i need something to entertain myselfhow hot is your mom?
>>3600001I don't have a mental illness so not at all
>Check CottageYou can always come back to the creepy underground tunnel some other time. For now, you head back to check out the cottage. It’s actually quite cute, with an ample back yard. It remind you of Mom in that way.You enter to find an elderly woman manning a desk. The place appears to be some sort of Pokemon Daycare center. There’s even a convenient little PC here if you need it.What do?>Chat with Granny (Write in if you have specifics you want to ask/say)>Check PC>Check door with ‘KEEP OUT’ sign
>>3600245>flirt with Granny
>>3600245>Chat with GrannyAsk what's behind that door.
>>3600245>Chat with GrannyWhat do pokemons do in the day care?
>>3600245>>Chat with Granny (Write in if you have specifics you want to ask/say)Where do new pokemon come from if they don't learn how to start breeding until next gen?
>Flirt with Granny“Oh well aren’t you just the most precocious little scamp. But you’re about 40 years too late, I’m married!”Her eyes sharpen.“But a strapping young man like yourself should watch himself around dirty old grannies like myself.”Oh my.>Ask what’s behind the door“Oh I have no idea. My grandson comes to stay with us every once in a while and sort of took over that room. I wouldn’t want to bother him. But look, he set up this PC with a connection to Pokemon storage, so convenient!”>Ask what pokemons do in day care“Oh they play, eat, sleep, and generally have a great time! They may also level if you leave them with us long enough. Fee is 100 per pokemon, with 100 more per level gained. A bargain if you ask me. Hee hee!”>Ask where Pokemon come from“You’ll have to ask your parents, kid.”What do?>Chat more w/ Granny>Leave Pokemon @ Daycare>Check PC>Check ‘Keep Out’ Door
>>3600300>Check PC
>>3600300>>Leave Oberon at Daycare
>>3600300>Check ‘Keep Out’ Door
>>3600300Real talk: Leave Stuart and clafery here, we hurt them enough
>>3600348>in place where Bill visitsUh.
>>3600300>Leave Oberon @Daycare>Check ‘Keep Out’ Door
>>3600300>>Check ‘Keep Out’ Door
>Leave Oberyn in DaycareSee ya Later, buddy! You tell him it’s only going to be a little while, but you know that look. He feels betrayed, once again. Why are we still here? Just to sufer?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U>Check Keep out door.It’s shut, that’s for sure. A gentle test of the knob shows that it’s unlocked, but you can hear movement inside.What do?>Barge in>Knock politely>Write in
>>3600383>>Knock politely
>>3600383Knock Politely
>>3600383>Knock politelyIt's not like we're a criminal oh wait
>>3600383>Knock politely
>>3600383>Barge in
>>3600399Only the police barge in.
>Knock PolitelyMama taught you manners and gosh darn it, you’re gonna use em. You give the door a firm, kindly knock.You hear frantic rustling from behind the door.“D-damnit Grandma, I told you to leave me alone!I’m... brushing my hair in here!”Wow, no need to be rude. But far be it from you to interrupt a man’s grooming process.>What do?>Barge in>Check PC>Head to Underground Tunnel>Write in
>>3600424>sneakily open the door
>>3600424>Walk inRemember, he said that it was his Grandma that had to leave him alone, not us.
>>3600427>after alerting him to our presence
>>3600424>Go inside and ask him to teach you how to groom yourself for the girls. A guy who spend so much time getting himself ready surely got a lot of girlfriends.
>>3600432Nice save dude.
>>3600432>>3600442This.
>Enter RoomYou walk in the room normally, preparing to ask for some pro grooming tips so you can hopefully stick your p in some v sooner than later.But uhh, huh. Oh hey, it’s that guy bill. In a giant clefairy suit. With a rather ashamed looking Machop. The room smells of latex, lubricant and... oh god.“I..It’s not what it looks like!”You have a feeling that it’s exactly what it looks like. Whatever that is.What do?>Compliment Fur Suit>Ask for grooming tips>Call the cops>Write in
>>3600477>call the cops.
>>3600477>Call the cops
>>3600477>Call the cops Anonymously thoughpic related
>>3600477>blackmail him so he starts cooperating with Team Rocket.
Something tells me that this want consensual...
>>3600497Something tells me you’re right
>>3600477>>3600491"I will forget about what I saw today. But someday, and this day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. And you will remember this moment, and do as I ask in your gratitude. Do we have an understanding?"
>>3600477>Take Oberon and never look back. Also blackmail him, we are a [CRIMINAL].
>>3600491Supported.
>>3600477>>3600509ThisAlso check Oberon out
>>3600491Backing this madman
>BlackmailYour [THIRST FOR CRIME] compels you to blackmail this sicko. “P...please. I’ll do anything, just keep quiet about this!”What Demand?>Write inMost interesting choice wins, or a combination of a few of them.
>>3600516Make me into a poke-human hybrid. That way we can lvl up and fuck shit up
>>3600516You seem good with computers Bill, get me into the "secret files" of every nurse joy in the region and we'll see how we feel
>>3600516>He has to stage a shop/bank robbery while in his suit. We get to keep his score.
>>3600516We could save the Machop. He deserve better.Also take Oberon away. Why is he here, only to suffer?
>>3600520Oh. I also support this one. Nice idea anon.
>>3600516What can you do! Also take his Macop, we saving this poor Pokémon.
>>3600516"Your gran said you set up that PC storage system, right? If anyone else uses it, funnel their Pokemon to my storage or else..."
>>3600520>You seem good with computers Bill, get me into the "secret files" of every nurse joy in the region and we'll see how we feelGALAXY BRAIN
>Take his Machop“Oh, this old thing? Of course, take him! I was pretty much done with him anyway.’Gross. But you got a Machop! Damn that’s a lot less of a pain then catching them.>Hack PC Storage“Woah hey, those things are heavily encrypted, even for me it would take... hmm.. listen. You keep my little hobby quiet from the cops and I’ll work at it. At a later date, when you need... I can funnel stored pokemon into your account. Deal?”What do?>Take Deal>Call Cops>Write in
>>3600548>Take DealGiovanni has nothing on us.
>>3600548
>>3600548wait did Bill not make the PC storage system in this version of the universe?
>>3600548>Call CopsI wanted Joy files.
>>3600548Joy files of nothing.>Call the cops.
>>3600548Fuck the storage, get me the files or >call the cops
>not wanting to have Bill hack Blue so we can steal his pokemonGuys come on, we can get the Joy files later.
>>3600548>Bargain"Surely, you can sweeten the deal after what I just saw, can't you?"
>>3600548How about Officer Jenny files?
>>3600548>>3600570Backing this. Any enterprising criminal genius could always use dirt on the cops. The sexy, sexy cops.
>>3600548>Take the deal. And make it clear that if anything happen to Oberon or any other pokemon we put here, the law will be the last of his concerns.>Also tell him to spend more time with his grandma.
>>3600548>Well if it's going to take a while then something easy like the Joy files should give you something to do in the meantime then.>Or would you rather spend that time getting to know your new cell mates?
>>3600570Backing this oneI don't want a potential asset removed like this. Think of his Grandma guys...
>>3600548>Take Deal
>>3600548Backing this >>3600570
>All these Jenny votes>RG renames the quest PKMN Quest (Nurse/Cop)
>Press for Jenny or Joy Files“L-listen, those type of files aren’t networked in Kanto. Don’t you think I’d already have them if they did? But listen, let me sweeten the pot...”He offers up a copy of Cute Trainer Magazine, the Erika edition, 1000 bucks, a clefairy mask and a pair of [USED UNDIES].“It’s all pretty self explanatory, but the undies belong to a Joy in this region. I’m not sure which, they all look (and smell) mostly the same!”What do?>Take the deal>Send the pervert to Jail>Write in
>>3600608>>Take the deal
>>3600608>Take the DealCan he funnel pokemon from other regions? If so do that. We gotta depose Giovanni and become the new Boss of Team Rocket then I wanna do it with some cool Hoeen or Unova pokemon. Maybe a Kingdra or a Dusknoir...
>>3600608>>Take the dealDamn it.Maybe if we take over Silph Co. we'll be able to get those damn files.
>>3600608>I’m not sure which, they all look (and smell) mostly the same!THEY EACH HAVE THEIR OWN QUIRKS AND CHARMS YOU SHIT>Take the dealBut the deal is too sweet
>>3600608>Take the dealI'll let you off easy this time sicko...Also spend time with your mom man, she tries hard
>>3600608Take the deal and take Oberon And tell him to spend time with his grandma!
>Take DealNice, you now have a pretty good plan for starting a [CRIMINAL EMPIRE]. Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] grows a level. And with it your ambition for global Pokemon domination! Wait, when did that become a goal? Oh well,You leave Bill to his work, but you get his number so you can call in and check at any time. You figure there’s some business to take care of here still.What do?>Pull Oberyn out of daycare>Check PC>Call Mom>Write in(For simplicity sake, Machop is now in our party. We can switch him or anyone else out with the nearby PC, if we’d like. ALSO - Roll 1D100 and write in a name to name Machop)
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3600643>Pull Oberyn out of daycare>Call MomGoro
>>3600643>Pull Oberyn out of daycare
>>3600643>Call Mom Hey mom! We made our first friend her name is Misty!
>>3600643>>Call Mom
>>3600643>>Pull Oberyn out of daycare>>Call Mom
>>3600662>>>Pull Oberyn out of daycareok BUT HE GOES TO THE BOX, WE HAVE MACHOKE NOW AND SORRY FOR CAPS
>>3600648>>3600650>>3600662>>3600664You just left him inside why take him out so soon?
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>3600643>Call MomPorkchop
>>3600671Because Bill.
>>3600671We put him in before we knew the weirdo with a clefairy fetish was here.
>>3600671because bill is here
>>3600674Makes sense.
>Take Oberyn out of daycareYou go to pull him out, what so that he doesn’t get molested and such.But you come upon a frantic granny.“Oh, oh dear. I can’t explain it! I’m so sorry sir, but your Clefairy he... he broke out of the enclosure! All of the pokemon are usually so happy here, but he managed to get out of the fence. It’s unforgivable. I’m so sorry...”She refunds your 100 dollar deposit.You try to track him, but it’s no good. His tracks are split and masked... when did he learn to do that?Oberyn is MIA.What do?>Call Mom>Check PC>Write in
>>3600679>Call MomI guess he's going to go become Big Boss.
>>3600679>Call Mom
>>3600679something something damn fiddle>>Call Mom
>>3600679>>Call Mom
>Call MomYou decide to ring up Mom, it’s been to long.She answer the phone after a few rings, and she seems a bit out of sorts.“Oh, RED! I’ve been expecting you to call. You keep me so worried. Don’t you know how much I miss you? hic!”Looks like she’s in the middle of having a drink.What do?>Ask about her day>Ask about her drinking>Tell her about joining Team Rocket>Write in
>>3600711>>Ask about her drinking>>Write inTell her to move the camera down a bit.
>>3600711>Ask her why she's cryingYou can't pull the wool over our eyes mom
>>3600711>>Ask about her day
>>3600711>Tell her about joining Team Rocket
>>3600711>Ask about her drinking>Ask her to step back from the camera, she's too close>Oberyn is MIAWHAT A THRILL
>>3600711>>Ask about her day>tell her we miss her too
>>3600734Support
>>3600711>ask her to step back a little>Ask about her drinking>Ask about her day>ask her why she's crying>Tell her about joining Team Rocketin this order
>>3600679>Say something to calm the old lady.>Calm Mom. Say how we became bros with Misty.
>>3600743support?
>>3600743support
>>3600711>Tell you miss her too.>Ask about her day.
>Ask about her day / drinking“Oh, it’s just so boring around here without my baby boy. I got all of my chores done and i was so lonely, so I thought i’d have a little drink, haha! Cheers! Oh man, it’s so hot in Pallet this time of year though...”She pulls back from the camera and pulls the neck of her tank-top down. d-damn mom....>Tell her you miss herShe nearly starts bawling.“I knew it would be hard going on your Pokemon journey... But I’m a mother before anything else. Just... hurry home, will you? I’ll make your favorite dinner and really treat you <3”You think about some things that you shouldn’t. Your [OEDIPUS LEVEL] grows by 1.>Tell her about Team Rocket“Oh, it;’s OK. I think everyone has that phase. Wanna hear a secret? I was in Team Rocket for a while when I was younger. It was just so exciting! I even got this damn tattoo...”What do?>Ask about Tattoo>Tell her about Misty>Tell her about sucking Joy’s toes>Write in
>>3600771>Ask about Tattoo>Tell her about Misty
>>3600771>Ask about Tattoo>Tell her about sucking Joy’s toesAsk her if we did it wrong because she rejected us.DO NOT tell her about the strapon. Pin it on Joy
>>3600771ask her to send you some pie and continue the quest
>>3600771>Ask her how things are going on the town.
>>3600771>Ask about Tattoo>Ask her for more of her pieTHE GODHAND HUNGERS
>>3600771Tell her about GODHAND
>Ask about Tattoo“Hic! Oh it’s so embarrassing... but I guess since’ you’re asking Red...”She gets up, pulls her panties to the side and shows of a bright red rocket R in a compromising spot. You gain an additional [OEDIPUS LEVEL]. You begin to see [MOM] as a [WOMAN].Uh oh, this is a slippery slope, mister.>Tell her about Misty“Oh, I’m so glad you’re making friends....”She sounds dangerously jealous,What do?>Chat with Mom more (Write in)>Modify PKMN party (write in)>Head to Underground Tunnel>Write in
>>3600819>Chat with Mom more"mom can you pull down a bit more I can't quite see it I think my vision is a little bad right now"
>>3600819>screenshot the PC pic so we’ll have a pic of mom to take with us
>>3600819>Modify PKMN party (write in)Check the Mystery Ball.
>>3600819>Just need and E and a D and you're good to go>Crack open the MYSTERY BALL
>>3600819Oh, tell her we'll call her later first.
>>3600819>mystery ball
>>3600819What is our current list of pokemon?
>>3600820Support
>>3600834Bernie Stuart Gurren Dream Cheese
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3600842Not with a roll like that
>>3600848I had to commit sudoku out of shame.
>>3600827+1>>3600820that sounds like a ban in a making
>>3600834PKMN Nickname NotesRattata Stuart In PartyCharmander Bernie In PartyPidgy BOX 1Nidoran Dream In PartyWeedle BOX 1Pikachu Eseehc (Cheese) In PartySpearow Pecky BOX 1Magikarp FishStick BOX 1Clefairy Oberon DaycareZubat BOX 1Paras BOX 1Oddish BOX 1Beedrill Gurren In PartyMachop Goro In PartyNo idea if that's gonna format properly
>>3600859It didn't lol. Also forgot to update Oberyn to MIA
>>3600859Maybe we could leave the Magicarp in the day care? Just make it clear to Bill we will return and expect our property immaculated.About formating, just make>CURRENT PARTYName (Species) and>IN BOXName (Species)You can also put another () in the end for status
>>3600883By formatting I meant I was just hoping that something copied from an Excel file would look nice copied to this board. I didn't think so, but a boy can dream/
>Mystery BallMom passes out in the middle of your conversation. Geeze, what a lush! Still, you get a strong urge to go visit her sometime. Better keep an eye on that [OEDIPUS LEVEL] though, you wouldn’t want anything embarrassing to happen.Anyway, time to find out what’s up in this MYSTERY BALL.It. Could. Be, ANYTHING.---ROLL 1 D151
Rolled 92 (1d151)>>3600908
Rolled 24 (1d151)>>3600908
Rolled 140 (1d151)>>3600908nat 151 here we gooo
Rolled 109 (1d151)>>3600908
Rolled 42 (1d151)>>3600908
Rolled 124 (1d151)>>3600908HERE WE FUCKING GO
Rolled 117 (1d151)>>3600908
92 is ghastly so that's pretty cool
>>3600936>92 is ghastlyYeah, that's fine.
>>3600925It’s.....A Jynx!Oh... that’s... cool. You guess.Jynx!What do?>Place her in party (Write in PKMN to remove)>Place her in BOX 1>Write in
>>3600954>>Place her in party (Write in PKMN to remove)
>>3600957>>3600954>Place her in BOX 1sorry i ment
>>3600954But. The first roll was Gastly. The fuck.>Place her in BOX 9
>>3600954….Fu...…try to fuck it.
>>3600954>Place her in BOX 1
>>3600967I feel like Dream's the only one that would be willing to do that, if at all.
>>3600954>Place her in BOX 1Just sit there until we use you to fight Lance maybe
>>3600820>>3600825>>3600625>>3600635>>3600619>>3600618>>3600617>>3600615>>3600597>>3600594>>3600570>>3600558>>3600563>This thread
>>3600986pls forgive this vile den of sinners
>>3600986It truly is a thing of beauty
>>3600993I don't blame you for going along with the sickos playing in your quest.
>>3600967Support
Hey those grandma posts were meant seriously. We don't want him to fuck his grandma that'd be weird.
>>3601021Yeah, she's in her twilight years so it's only fair.
>Box 1Ok ok, so you’re not a fan of Jynx. You took the mystery ball though, you knew it could have ended up this way. You briefly entertain the thought of fucking it, but your [FURRY] level isn’t even close to that mess. You think you’re ready to continue your journey,.What do?>head to underground passage>write in
>>3601058>Head to the underground passage
>>3601058>head to underground passage
Rolled 90 (1d100)>>3601058>look for a wild encounter
>>3601098On your way to the underground passage...Oh shit, bitch - It’s a Mankey!What do?>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3601168>>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)Dream, Double Kick.
>>3601168>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)Spend in Cheese
>>3601173Jesus Christ, you murdered him!
>>3601174Forgot to roll and thunder shock
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3601168>Send in Machop
>>3601176You forgot again.
>>3601175I'm sure it'll be fine...
>>3601173Sheeeeeit. You know some of the combat has been a bit easy so far, but with rolls like that who can blame you?Dream Knocks the mankey on it’s ass.What do?>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)>Finish it>Write in
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3601185>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3601185Catch it NOWWhile it's stunned
actually guys, do we have any good pokemon for the upcoming lieutenant surge fight?
>>3601198If only we had some sort of fully evolved Poison/Ground pokemon to fight the electric gym leader with.
>>3601198Dream I guess? We didn't get the Dig TM tho so neutral moves will have to do.
>Throw PokeballEasy enough, you Catch Mankey!Mankey is transferred to BOX 1.>UndergroundYou find the entrance to the underground passage. There’s a small shack with a ladder leading down. Some weird dude in a trenchcoat is just hanging out here.“Bruddah have I got a deal for YOU.” He says.Sure, you’ve heard that one before....>Talk to weirdo>Continue to underground passage
>>3601206I forgot that nido queen and king gain the ground typing
>>3601215>>Talk to weirdo
>>3601215>Talk to weirdo
>>3601215>continue to the underground passagefool me once I'm mad
>>3601215>Talk to weirdoAs a criminal lets kill him
>>3601215>>Continue to underground passage
>>3601215>Continue to underground passageYeah, on second though, let's just leave him alone.
>Talk to weirdoYou chat with the weirdo before passing through.“Listen buddy, this is an exclusive deal and ONLY if you’ve got a NIDOQUEEN on ya. I’m looking to unload this NIDOKING, and he’s a real badass. And get this, he’s loaded up with TM10 DIG. You won’t find a deal like this again in your lifetime.”Wow, that’s pretty cool - but are you really willing to give up you DREAM for some POWER?What do?>Make the Trade>Move on
>>3601269>No way fag
>>3601269>>Move onNo way fag
>>3601269>>Move on
>>3601269>dramatically unbutton jacket>"or how about you just give me it in exchange for not having your legs broken?"
>>3601269>No way fagNah.
>>3601269I'll never give up on my Dream
>>3601269>No way, fag.Dream is ours.
>>3601269>STEAL
>>3601281>>3601326Support.
>>3601329Woah, is this the first OC for the quest
>>3601326You SURE that you want a shady Nidoking from a shady vendor? It's probably not even a Nidoking.
>>3601335Hey, it's a free pokemon regardless.
>>3601335Yes.
>STEALYou whip open your jacket, revealing your allegiance to TEAM ROCKET, renowned Pokemon thieves! Let’s see if you can intimidate this guy into giving up his prized NIDOKING.>Roll 1D10 to intimidate
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3601352oh boy
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3601352
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3601352
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3601352FEAR ME
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3601352
>>3601353>>3601354>>3601355>>3601358>>3601359Mistakes might have been made.
>>3601353>>3601353>>3601355We fucked up
This is why we should've just walked by
>>3601353kek
>>3601352Wait--so the six NWF votes didn't matter?>>3601353>>3601354>>3601355WOW, THANKS STEALFAGS
>>3601364I’m sorry
>>3601364I voted to walk by I was just rolling because we had to
>>3601364thats what happens when you raise your thief level nerdYou think you can just rack up stuff like your [OEDIPUS LEVEL] and think nothing is going to happen?
>>3601353>INTIMIDATEYou stare down the shady guy, suggesting he let you just have his prized NIDOKING...Yeah he’s not buying it. He boots your dumb ass down the shaft and into the underground.Nice going, numbnuts,>>3601364Something something [THIRST FOR CRIME] something...Anyway now you’re in the underground. It’s pretty much a straight shot to Vermillion from here, but it sure is spooky...What do?>GTFO this tunnel to Vermillion>Look around at... nothing?>write in———That’s all i’ve got for the night, folks. Still really having fun with this, I should be back around the same time tomorrow. See ya then!
>>3601387>>Look around at... nothing?
>>3601387>Look around at... nothing?
>>3601366Sme
>>3601329<3
>>3601387>GTFO this tunnel to vermillion let's get a move on
Actually hey OP if you haven't already left if we do actually by some miracle get a lewd scenario are you just gonna do it jokingly or put it on a separate site like imgur or what
>>3601405this
>>3601405It's a tough one. I'm literally down for whatever gets chosen / rolled in, but the mods probably wouldn't appreciate me drawing shitty porn on this site. If it comes to that those scenes will be censored here and I might put together something off-site if I have the time.
>>3601422That being said our rolls have been so bad in those situations I'm pretty sure RED is gonna be an incel anyway lol
>>3601425I'm still personally of the belief that using god hand in situations like that should offer some kind of bonus but that seems fair. I mean the thing can turn a lesbian bi that shit has some power on it
>>3601425I don't know man, between Misty, Mom, and the various joys we still have a chance with Red might still get some yet....Dream and Jynx are pretty dummy thicc too...
>>3601425Goddamnit QM RED is going to be a GIGACHAD believe it!
.....wait shit we should drop off the magikarp in the daycare before we leave
>>3601535Why, we can train it ourselves. We may not be able to lift him but Dream can.
Oh yeah don't forget to archive the last thread if you haven't already RG
>>3601425There's always pastebin you know.
>>3601689It was
>>3602281pastebin can't show pictures
>>3602523You can link to pictures on pastebin though, it's what some other QM's did
>Stare around at nothing.Yep, it’s a tunnel. You’ve got plenty of time to take in the stark emptiness as you lay in a puddle of pain at the bottom of the ladder. Phew, that smarts!Dusting yourself off, you start to head down the way toward Vermillion. You reach the ladder up to Route 6. Well that was uneventful!What do?>Climb the ladder carefully>Climb the ladder quickly>Write in
>>3602761>Flirt with the ladder
>>3602761>Climb the ladder stylishly
>>3602761>Climb the ladder carefully>>3602765but with style
>>3602761>Climb the ladder quackly
>>3602761>>Climb the ladder laterally
>>3602761>Climb the ladder for several minutes and try to ignore the strange woman talking about eating reptiles
>>3602761>>3602765>>3602767
>>3602791I'M STIIIIILLLL IN A DREEAAAAAM
>FlirtYou use Flirt on Ladder-chan. It’s super effective!“My, what long legs you have.” Cheesy, but it works.She becomes easier to climb (although you get the feeling that she wouldn’t have put up too much resistance, anyway.)What do?>Flirt more>Climb her>write in
>>3602795I think we hit our head in the fall.>Climb her
>>3602795>>Climb her
>>3602795>>write inCheck yourself over to see if you're going to have more magic body parts in the near future.
>>3602795>climb her
>>3602795>Climb her
>Climb herNo problemo. You start climbing up when suddenly your foot slips. Whoops!“Yaaaaa! R-Red Kun... it’s too early for us to do this sort of thing....”You find your crotch accidentally pressed up against poor Ladder-Chan’s face! You didn’t mean to but... What a thrill.What do?>Apologize and continue climbing>Stay Put>Write in
>>3602834>Apologize and continue climbingDon't want her to "baka hentai" us back down.
>>3602834>>Apologize and continue climbingOh for fucks sake.
>>3602834comtemplate life. Think about our definitely probable concussion, and then try to fuck the ladder.
>>3602834>>Apologize and continue climbingWelp, that's brain damage.On the plus side, we now have a good reason for always wearing the hat. To hide our glowing golden cranium.
>>3602834>Apologize and continue climbing
>>3602834>throw a pokeball at the ladder A new Pokemon??
>ApologizeYou say sorry to the ladder and finish your climb. When you get outside, you realize just how woozy you feel. Your [CONCUSSION LEVEL] grows by 1. Better watch out, if that gets to high you might start forgetting things, or even come down with [CTE].Where were you again?Oh yeah, route 6. Just a hop skip and a jump to vermillion. What do?>Search for PKMN (Roll 1D100)>Seek Trainer Battle>Head to Vermillion>Write in>Look for PKMN?
>>3602885>take the ladder>if it's too heavy, have our pokemon help
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>3602885>>Search for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>3602885>Head to VermillionTry to find somebody to treat our head injury.
>>3602885>>Head to VermillionWe should probably find a hospital.
>>3602890Nice
>Find PKMNWow, it’s a Meowth.So cool.What do?>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)>Leave>Write in
>>3602907Take coin off head
>>3602907Ask it about where it got that coin.
>>3602907Steal his weetabix
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>3602907throw a coin at it
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3602907>Send in Fist>Fist use submission!
>>3602929inb4 we break our hand
>>3602907Make cat noises at it. It must see us as one of its people.
>StealYour [THIRST FOR CRIME] spys you a shiny coin. You try to take it, but it seems pretty firmly fixed to this Meowth’s head.What do?>REMOVE IT>Let the poor thing go>Stuff the poor thing in a pokeball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3602957>>Stuff the poor thing in a pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>>3602957>Let the poor thing goSeems more like an organ than anything.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3602957>>Stuff the poor thing in a pokeball (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3602957>>Stuff the poor thing in a pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Catch MeowthEasy peasy. Meowth is transferred to BOX 1 in the PC.You hoof it to Viridian, a gorgeous port town!There’s plenty of things to do. There’s a Poke Center and Poke Mart, naturally. The SS Annie is docked at port. An old Fishing master’s hut is nearby. The Pokemon Fan Club is in town, can’t miss that! And of course the Viridian City Gym is ready for you.>What do?>Poke Center>Poke Mart>Gym>SS Annie>Fishing Master>Pokemon Fan Club>Write in
>>3603040>Poke CenterGet our cranium healed.
>>3603040*Vermilion*
>>3603040>Poke CenterJoy check, as is custom.
>>3603044urrr uh.Head trauma?
>>3603040>>Fishing MasterGotta be a Master of Bait
>>3603040also>Poke Center
>>3603047sure
>Poke CenterYou enter the Poke center can... hm. Something’s off.What do?>Flirt with Joe>Ask about head trauma>Ask about Joy>Use PC
>>3603073>baraNope>Ask about head trauma>Ask about Joy
>>3603073>Flirt with pc>Ask about head trauma
>>3603073>Flirt with JoeI mean its traditionit would be bad karma if we didn't
>>3603079support
>>3603092No way, fag. His name is Joe, not Joy.
>>3603073>>Flirt with Joe
>>3603108but what if we become bros with him?
>>3603073>>Ask about head trauma
>>3603073>Flirt with JoeWe've still got at least 1 functioning head
>>3603079this
>>3603114And your way of doing that is flirting with him, Ok fag.
Wait what if Joe is actually Joy but we see her as a man because of Head Trauma. I mean we did misread Vermillion as Vriridian
>>3603173a real bro is a bro that will suck your dick
>>3603173I mean we became bros by flirting with Misty
>Flirt with Joe“Woah, I’m flattered but it’s not like that. And aren’t you a bit young for an old timer like me?”He puts you down gently.>Ask about Head Trauma“Wow, you must have really bonked your noggin. This is a POKE center, son. Pokemon doctors only. But that SS Annie cruise is in town, maybe you can find a fancy human doctor among the passengers?”>Ask about Joy“Yeah about that... See I’m Joy’s father, I’m just here filling in for her. Most Joys love their work but mine... well to put it quite bluntly... she’s a NEET. I’d give anything to get her out of the house and happy again...”Geeze, what a bummer.What do?>Talk to Joe More (Write in)>Use PC>Write in other Vermillion Option
>>3603183>Oh she's a NEET... maybe I can try and help
>>3603183>Ask Joe if Joy would like to join us in touring the SS Annie since we've got a ticket
>>3603183>>Talk to Joe More (Write in)askhim to set up joy with us on a date.
>>3603188support if for some reason we have more than one ticket
>>3603183A neet Joy... tell me more. We are a self-suficient 11 year old trainer, who's better for the work than us?
>>3603192Support
>>3603192this
>>3603183>A net? How can you be father of a fishing tool?We have a concusion, thats a valid question.
Don't NEETs and shy girls have a tendency to get clingy over the first person that shows them "genuine" affection? That's what hentai taught me.
>>3603232Eh, knowing our luck, the moment we give this girl some self confidence she will do a 180° and seek other people that is not us.Or maybe she lust for her father. All Joys have their fetishes.
>>3603232Its the second thread we need an excuse for a human companion
>>3603243This isn't the anime, in the games you don't get a female companion. Also since all of the joys are related does that mean that Joe is the dad of all the joy's we've seen
>>3603251in the games you cant join team rocket this is a quest we should have fun
>>3603251or at least hope for fun knowing our luck shes gonna be fat and crusty
>>3603259Also fair
>>3603251>inb4 his brother Johnny is the Jenny's dad
>>3603262>fat and crusty>t. fatfag
>Ask to be set up on a date with Joy“Hey, I’d be ecstatic to have her go out, even on a date. But she won’t even leave the house... Also you’re a little kid, quit being weird.>Ask him to join you on SS ANNIE“I’d love to but those tickets are crazy expensive, and beside I have to stay here and look after the Poke Center.”>Offer to Help Joy“Hey, give it a shot. I’ll try anything! Our house is down by the docks.”What do?>Check PC>Go Check on Joy>Fishing Guru>Pokemon Fan Club>SS Annie>Poke Mart>Write in
>>3603287Commit >Check PokemartBuy stuff before we try to catch this nurse joy
>>3603287>Fishing GuruAcquire rod. Use rod to make lewd gestures and double entendres.
WE NEED A LINK CABLE TO GAME WITH HER
>>3603296We don't have a Gammybo.
>>3603296Didn't we get one at the last mart?>>3603302We do though, we started with it I think.
>>3603302
>>3603287>TO THE DOCKS>>3603296Didn't we buy a Link Cable from a Poke Mart as well?
>>3603307>>3603309Well shit. How is this gonna get her out of the house?
Just Ctrl + f it in the first thread we did gomen sorry
>>3603314idk just wing it when we get there
>>3603314We slowly pull the Link Cable and lead her out of the house and before she knows it she's outside again
>PokemartYou visit the local shopping center, which appears to be a psychic, sentient floating building. Neat.Items for sale are listed in the image with price.The shop also offers:Hairbrush - 200Chunk of psychic building: 400Deodorant: 100Hot Sauce: 200What buy?>Roll 1 D100 for your choice in items to purchaseHIghest roll makes the decision
>>3603351>no link cableFuck, QM planned this all along. Buy all unusual items from now on.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>3603351Sell Nugget, buy deodorant, hairbrush, chunk of psychic building and 2 Supah Potions
>>3603356We actually bought the link cable.I also just remembered that we bought a pair of sweet aviators that I totally forgot about immediately after.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>3603351...so we really ought to get on that whole "getting in a hospital" thing. Or maybe just find someone to watch us while we take a nap and wake us up if we start doing anything... super weird.But until then, 1 chunk of psychic building, plox
>>3603351Wait a second. Does the hairbrush... give us money?
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>3603351>>36033601 of each condition cure if possible.
>>3603351dice+1d100Sell Nugger>Buy 2 Deodorants (one for us another for the NEET)>5 Pokeballs>Chunk of psychic building
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>3603351>Sell Nugget>Hairbrush>Chunk of psychic building>2 Deodorant>Buy Super Potion and a couple of Pokeballs>>3603364And now we can give them to NEET Joy to combat the glare of the sun.
>>3603383Wait, we have a Nugget?
>>3603377dice+1d100
>>3603385Yeah, IIRC the rocket grunt who "recruited" us dropped it as she was leaving and we just kinda pocketed it.
>>3603377>>3603386Options field my dude.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>3603364Awesome >>3603351>Sell Nugget>Hairbrush>Chunk of psychic building>2 Deodorant>Buy Super Potion and a couple of Pokeballs>hot sauce
Then add Sell Nugget to >>3603373
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>3603351>sell nugget >buy 1 of everything
>>3603406The fucking madman.
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>3603386>>3603377>>3603397blessed my new fag is showing
>>3603406CRITICAL PURCHASE
>>3603406You do that.After everything you’re left with 4550.You buy one of everything in the shop, including the hot sauce, hair brush, deodorant and hunk of psychic building.-THANK YOU. PLEASE COME AGAIN - A psychic voice booms within your head. What do now?>Gym>SS ANNIE>Fishing Master>Pokemon Fan Club>Joy’s House>Write in
>>3603431>Joy's House/ss/ here we come
>>3603431>Joy’s House
>>3603431>>Fishing Master
>>3603452Is he the one that give us the Fishing Rod?
>>3603455yess
>>3603431>Fishing MasterLet's get the rod first, never know, we might need to use it when we visit Joy
>>3603460>Fishing MesterThem. We should learn the mainly art of the rod before trying to use a NEET.
>>3603431>Fishing Master
>Fishing MasterYou decide to visit the local fishing master, you find him down by the docks.“Oh, hello young man. You caught me cranking on my [OLD ROD]. Boy there’s nothing I love more in this world then getting my hands on this [OLD ROD] and giving it a world. Have you ever had a go with the [OLD ROD]?>Yes>No>Call Cops
>>3603474>No
>>3603474'giving it a whirl'
>>3603474>No, my father never toke me to fishing>My father never toke me to anything really.>What i trying to say, sir, is i dont have a father in my life.
>>3603474>No, i never knew my dad and as a result i was never able to go fishing with him and experience the joy that one feels when enjoying time with their father
>>3603483Support
>>3603483This.
>>3603474>>3603483>No, i never knew my [FATHER] and as a result i was never able to go fishing with my [FATHER] and experience the joy that one feels when enjoying time with their [FATHER]Backing with a slight adjustment to fuck with the old guy
>>3603483>Never knew [FATHER]“Wha? no Daddy? well that’s a cryin shame son. Every boy should get their grips on an [OLD ROD]. Come over here, son. Grab a hold of this [OLD ROD]. Come on, it won’t bite ya...”What do?>Grab [OLD ROD]>Call Police>Write in
>>3603500woops lazy doodle
>>3603500>>Grab [OLD ROD]
>>3603500>Grab [OLD ROD]I feel this man is a very honest person :)
>>3603500Get close push him in the lake and steal the rod if we feel extra evil have cheese use thundershock in the water
>>3603500>Write inMake sure [OLD ROD] means the fishing rod.
>>3603500>Grab [OLD ROD]>No Homo
>Grab [OLD ROD]“Oh yeah... that’s it. Get a good firm grip on it. Whew, you’re good at this - looks like you’ve got a bite! You’re so close now... so close... Just need to reel it in nice and slow....”What do?>Reel it in>Write in
>>3603500>Grab [OLD ROD]Well this is definitely not how I expected us to learn how to fish
>>3603533please push him in the lake
>>3603533>>Reel it in
>>3603533Ok fuck this.>Send out Cheese>thunderbolt him.
>>3603533>Reel that bad boy in
>>3603533>...When i wanted some fatherly moment, i didnt mean like this.
>>3603533>Reel it inFuck it we ain't no bitch
>>3603533>Reel it in
>>3603533>turns out he's actually talking about the fishing rod
>>3603533>Reel it in>>3603559He's just REALLY into fishing.
>Reel it in“Hnnng!” he grunts.Roll 1D100 to find out what you caught
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>3603569
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3603569Come on Magikarp
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>3603569>>3603573Dont we already have one?
>>3603572Close enough to 90.
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>3603569anything less than 100 is a messed up childhood
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>3603569The clap
>CatchIts... a... Boot. You caught a boot.“Ah well, can’t win every time. You worked that [OLD ROD] like a pro though. Why don’t you hang on to it?”You feel kind of funny about this whole situation.But you got the [OLD ROD]!You put it in your bag and try to forget about the whole thing.What do?>Gym>SS ANNIE>Joy’s Place>Pokemon Fan Club>Write in———-Also gonna have to call it an early night, sorry!See ya’ll tomorow.
>>3603592>Joy's place>Call it earlyfuck
>>3603592>Thank the Old Man and ask him to keep any boot he find so we can have a pair.>Now we mastered the Rod, we must master the NEET.Good Night.
>>3603592>GymHere's wondering if the lil' tree is still there.
>>3603592>Joy’s Place
>>3603592>Joy's PlaceTime to catch us a NEET
>Joy’s PlaceYou go to see what the deal with the local Joy is. A quick knock on the door elicits no response. What do?>Let yourself in>Find something else to do>Write in
>>3605002>Let yourself in
>>3605002Take a look inside through the window.
>>3605002This >>3605010
this
>>3605002>>3605010
>>3605002>Take a look inside through the window.
>>3605002>>Let yourself in
>Look through windowMay as well get a lay of the land before engaging.You keep through the window and... oh no. It’’s worse than you thought. She’s gone beyond NEET and straight into hikikomori status.Socially withdrawn, nonstop anime and vidya, chronic masturbation, getting radicalized on shady image boards... all the telltale signs. For some reason this hits pretty close to home.What do?>Go in and introduce yourself>Leave her, she’s a lost cause>Write in
>>3605070>>Go in and introduce yourself
>>3605070>Go in and introduce yourself
>>3605070>>Go in and introduce yourselfWow, it's incredible that this our first time entering a place uninvited without robbing it. Since y'know, this is an RPG and all that.
>>3605084The night is young
>Go in and introduce yourself>>3605084Just wait until someone gets the idea to set fire to the house so she has to come out.
>>3605084Our goal is to steal her virginity. Does that count?
>>3605107dont be lewd we're here to steal her heart
>>3605117>we're here to stealIndeed.
>>3605119>>3605107Por que no los dos?
>Introduce yourselfThe door is open, so you go in and introduce yourself. You tell her that her dad said to stop by.“Oh, sure. Just leave the food on the table.”She’s completely absorbed in her videogame.What do?>Pull the blanket off of her>Investigate her bed>Investigate her figurine shelf>Write in
>>3605070>Investigate her figurine shelfinb4 this Joy's fatal flaw isn't that she's a NEET but her taste in waifus
>>3605164>Put the Hot Sauce in the table,
>>3605164Say that her husbando is shit
>>3605164>>Investigate her figurine shelf
>>3605170Eyy. Supportin.
>>3605164>What is that Shin Magneton Tensei? I've always wanted to play that!
>>3605164>Investigate her figurine shelf
>>3605164>Put cheese on the table
>Investigate Figure ShelfMaybe this will give you some idea of her personality beyond weeb. It doesn’t.She has a ton of figures, damn theres must have been expensive. How does a NEET make cash for this stuff?There’s a mix of male and female ero figures, but one catches your eye.Is that a limited edition Elite 4 Lorelei EB (enhanced bust) edition!? Not that you would know anything about that....What do?>Steal figure>Leave it>...hot glue>Check Joy’s bed>Write in
>>3605231>Leave itDon't even think about it.
>>3605231>Woah, woah, woah. Pokemon, money and clothes sure. But someone's enchanced Bust edition figure? We have a thirst for crime we're not mosntersalso>Check Joy's bed
>>3605231>Check Joy’s bed
>>3605231>Check Joy's bedMight as well check all of the surroundings to see what we just got ourselves into.
>>3605231>Check Joy’s bedNot even Cyrus would steal someone's figures, and he wanted to reset reality
>Check BedYou turn around to the bed and OH BOY.It’s a Lt. Surge body pillow. There’s a large visible stain near the middle. Gnarly. Looks like you’ve got your work cut out for you.What do?>Pull off the blanket>Try talking again (write in)>Write in
>>3605274>Try talking againWho needs muscles when you have [GOD HAND]
>>3605274>>Pull off the blanket
>>3605274>See what game Joy's playingTime to see if we can defeat her in NEET knowledge
>>3605274>Try talking again.So... Are you winning champ?
Make sure to put the Aviators on her if we're going to expose our God Hand.
>>3605274A Surge bodypillow instead of a Lance one? Yeah, she has a daddy complex.>Pull off the blanket
>>3605292This. More information is required.
>>3605292+1
>>3605294Support
Guys should I start a playthrough of pokemon crystal clear but make Red this version of red
>Investigate VidyaYou try to decipher what game she’s playing, but it looks really slow and boring. You ask what game she’s playing and she perks up - if only just a little bit.“Oh, it’s PokeSona 4 Chartreuse Anniversary Edition Volume 1 + 1/3. It’s a hybrid slice of life visual novel slash jrpg with game mechanics dependent on relationship building with your friends and romantic interests.”You don’t even pretend to know what any of that means.What do?>Ask to play the game with her>Tell her she should get out of the house>Write in
>>3605340>>Ask to play the game with her
>>3605340>Ask if you can watch her play. We only have a gameboy
>>3605340>>3605349This
>>3605340>Ask to play the game with herEven if we don't know what kind of game that is we still must determine whether its good or that she has shit tastes.
>>3605340>Ask to play the game with her
>>3605340>ask to play the game with heralso show her our gameboy
>>3605316I may have a slight bias but yes
>>3605359>>3605364>>3605354>>3605349>>3605347You fucking casuals, do this look like a game that can be played by two?
>>3605349Support Also in this universe is playing pokemon the equivalent of playing some PETZ game
>>3605340>ask to watch
>>3605368That's why I asked to watch, not play
>>3605375Sorry, i am dumb and cant read.
>>3605368Yes. It's definitely can be.
>>3605372+1
>>3605368>>3605379Vote already.
>>3605396>>3605340Fine.>Ask her if she is winning.
>>3605354Are you guys actually brain dead? PokeSona=Persona
>Ask to play with“Hmpf, Casual.” Oh geeze, she’s one of those. “But you can watch if you want.” Great.You watch her play for a few minutes. God damn this is boring and depressing. The music, however, slaps. You start to feel really bad for this Joy. Maybe she really needs help to get out of whatever kind of funk this is. Or alternatively you can just let her sink into her escapist bullshit.What do?>Tough love - It’s time to get this Joy out of the house>Indulge her vices and let her stay hikikomori>Write in
>>3605410>Tough Love
>>3605410>Tough love - It’s time to get this Joy out of the houseMaybe we are a thiefing piece of shit.But we ain't heartless.
>>3605410>>Write inTell her PokeSona became shit after PokeSona 2 and it's not even as good as the mainline series.If she disagress, call her a Lawfag.
>>3605410>Tough love - It’s time to get this Joy out of the houseThe question is how do we go about this. Maybe tell her there's a special figurine sale at the PokeMart?
>>3605410>So... you want to get out? If you go out for a few hours, i will buy you a game later.We are criminals. Criminals that are good criminals know how to sweet a deal.
>>3605410>Tough Lovemaybe we can lure her out the house somehow
>>3605423also this kek
>>3605410>Tough love - It’s time to get this Joy out of the house
>>3605410Ask her if she's doing alright
>>3605423
>>3605423Well this is basically tough love too, right?>inb4 she's a Pokesona secondary who doesn't play Shin Pokemi Tensei
>>3605423backing
>Insult PokeSona SeriesYou tell her that the game series has been crap since 2. She flips you the bird and accuses you of being uncultured.>Tough LoveYou pull the blanket off of her. Her hair is a mess, she looks sleepy and she’s even a bit stinky. Wow this lifestyle is really doing a number on her. You’re no psychologist, but you know at least 3 criteria that may help. She needs to get cleaned up, start exercising and eating right, and find a more healthy hobby than anime and videogames.What do?>Clean>Health>Hobby>Write in
>>3605481>Clean
>>3605481>CleanA messy room is a messy mind. We can start working from here.
>>3605481>a more healthy hobby than anime and videogames.Well she can keep the vidya ,desu, she just needs an outdoor hobby alongside it.
>>3605497Like... Fishing?
>>3605501Well, anything that gets her out of the house, really.
>>3605497Get her an Arcanine. How? Who cares.
>>3605481>CleanFirst we get her clean, which means she can get outside for some exercise and then when she's used to being outside we can help her get a hobby, maybe one related to vidya
>>3605518>How?Steal it from Blue.Thanks Bill!
>>3605481>>3605519Dissu.
>CleanYou’re gonna have to tackle this on a few fronts.What do?>Clean the room for her>Force her to clean the room (Roll 1D10)>Ask her to take a bath (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3605535>Ask her to help you clean
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>3605537This.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>3605535>>3605537No point taking a bath if you're coming back into filth
>>3605537>>3605539>>3605556I-is this, our first good luck with a Nurse Joy?
>>3605560So far. We were closing to score Peggy Joy, if we hadnt rolled a one with the ear thing....do the ear thing work on all the Joys?
>>3605560The Dice Gods have smiled upon us.
>>3605556Oh shit its happening
>>3605535In all honesty......She doesn't look as bad as I thought she would.The bones and base of a beautiful woman is there, yet it is tattered, and ripped.So let's get out that sewing machine boy's, cuz we're gonna do some good old fashioned restoration work.
>>3605568>does the ear thing work on all the Joys?Probably not.
>>3605556YO SHITHOOOOOOOWEE
>>3605537>>3605539>>3605556Good luck won’t beat out bad decision making, unfortunately. Joy expresses no desire to change whatsoever. The only desire she expresses is for you to get the fuck out of her house.What do?>Bath time, bitch (Roll 1D10)>Restrain her and make her watch you clean her beloved mess (Roll 1D10)>Write in
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3605586>>Restrain her and make her watch you clean her beloved mess (Roll 1D10)
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>3605586>Restrain her and make her watch you clean her beloved mess (Roll 1D10)Use our pokemons perhaps? Dream could hold her.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>3605586>Challenge her to a vidya battle, if we win she has to help us clean up since we outrank her in NEET vidya power
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>3605586>Restrain her and make her watch you clean her beloved mess (Roll 1D10)
>>3605602oh shit
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>3605602Support
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>3605586>Restrain her and make her watch you clean her beloved mess (Roll 1D10)
>>3605602Thia could either very well or very poorly.
>>3605613>>3605602Given that we are a total casual, yes. It will. Unless we use a pysich to mess with her or the controls...?
>Restrain herYour attempts to restrain Joy go... poorly. You are just a kid, after all.In a last ditch effort you challenge her to a battle of VIDYA. If you win, she has to cooperate in your efforts to rehabilitate her.She ponders for a moment, then gets a develish look on her face.“And if I win...?”What Bargain?>Write in a compelling offer
>>3605626We use whatever money we have to buy whatever neet shit we are able to afford.
>>3605626Anything that doesn't result in major or permanent bodily, mental or emotional harm, or death.
>>3605631This. We will totaly cheat tougth.
>>3605626Suck her toes
>>3605626>I've got a guy that pretty good with cyber security working on some projects for me, but I could have him drop a couple to get you lifetime access to any games you want. For free.>Hell, he might even be able to fake some card details if you want physical merch as well.
>>3605632>... harm, death or servitude.>>3605642I think that would only work on the first Joy.
>>3605626We could do grunt shit for her for a week so if we lose we still have an excuse to see her
>>3605647SUPPORT SUPPORT SUPPORT
>>3605647Support.
>>3605672>>3605647Wait, she probably pirates her shit!
>>3605647Yoooo support this
>Offer piracy“What do I look like to you, a criminal? Fuck that and fuck you!”Ruh roh. You’ve got a principled NEET on your hands.“How about this: I win and you give me all of your cash, your hat and your vest. I can probably sell those for something at least. Oh, and you fuck off forever.”What do?>In it to win it>Decline
Dumbasses. Should've went with the "anything" promise.>>3605703>DeclineLet's just get going, we've botched this one too.
