>>3587840
>I mean... I guess I could give the the Supreme Kai a call
SEASON 2

>>3587840
>I mean... I guess I could give the the Supreme Kai a call

>>3587849
Support

>>3587840
>I mean... I guess I could give the the Supreme Kai a call

Boy oh boy.
Are ya lads sure you want Makai 2: Electric Boogaloo?

Okay
>writing

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You grab your chin and start humming to yourself for a bit.
"Actually now that I think about it... You're right.
I mean, what other option do we have? If we do nothing they'll hit us first.
And chances are they'll either choose a moment when we are most vulnerable or the second we take a step outside Champas domain, or worse still they draw us out by attacking a place we care about.
So I guess I better give Fuwa a call sometime soon."

"Heh."
Sala rubs her nose with pride.
"See? I do have good ideas!"

"Never claimed otherwise."

"Erm... correct me if I'm wrong-"
Kamin speaks up.
"But isn't the Makai supposed to be super dangerous?"

"Yes. And that's why you aren't coming.
I need you to keep things safe on this side.
The rest of us? We'll pump some iron and beef ourselves up a bit in preparation.
Who knows what they got on their side?"

Kamin and Oren pout.
"It's not fair. We never get a piece of the action."

"I already told you... I need you to keep things safe here."
You ruffle their hairs.
"And besides. No way I'm gonna let my kids endanger themselves.
The Makais is really not kid friendly."

"But we aren't-"

"You are...
You are my kids.
So don't do anything stupid, okay?"

"Awww that's sweet."
Sala makes a snide remark while taking another bite of her food.
"So... Who do you plan on bringing? I mean... you do know how things work over there.
Too many strong dudes and we'll get the entire realm on our asses."

That is a good question...
On one hand it's not a place where you can just take someone. The entire dimension is hostile to all forms of life.
Not much of a good vacation spot really... But on the other the more firepower you bring the faster you can topple whatever they are making over there.

>Just the A-team. You, me, all the Saiyans and Hit
>Everyone we can spare, including the Universe 9 folks
>You and me. Just like old times! And maybe a friend if we can find him. Get the crew back together!
>Other?

>>3587902
>Just the A-team. You, me, all the Saiyans and Hit

>>3587902
>Just the A-team. You, me, all the Saiyans and Hit
>You kids should try to get some training in during the operation, if everything goes south you two may have to lead the effort of holding the breach

>>3587902
>Just the A-team. You, me, all the Saiyans and Hit

>>3587902
Bring Sala along. Then either the Saiyans or Hit only.

I get the feeling that something bad will happen if we leave all of our heavy hitters behind.

>>3587928
Shit, meant that something bad will happen if we take all of our heavy hitters.

The Tuffle kids are no slouches but they’re not really tested yet.

>>3587928
Hmmmmm
Is the rest of you okay with this?

>>3587928
I say we leave hit behind, if everything goes wrong he'll be able to take out linchpins in the enemy command structure fairly easily meaning that the Makai army will be very scattered and disorganized should the invasion begin properly.

>>3587931
Hmm.
What if we bring Cabba and Hit?

>>3587933
That might be better.

Okay. I guess you're fine with that.
Hit shall be left behind then

>writing

You look at Sala and after a bit of contemplation share with her your idea.
"You, me and the Saiyans. That should be more than enough Dakka.
The twins will cover things here on the homefront. But we'll also leave Hit to deal with the... problematic figures."

Sala nods dutifully.
"I hear ya.
Man... I am NOT looking forward to going back home."

"I'm sorry. But I'm afraid it's inevitable.
As much of a veteran I am we'll need you to even navigate there."

"True I suppose.
But it doesn't make it any less of a pain."

Throwing some more wood on the fire you start thinking about the girls.
Maybe... maybe this will be a good opportunity for them to vent some anger. You just wish the Makai won't have the same effect on them as it did you and make them more wrathful.
Standing up you dust yourself off and look at the kids.
"Stay with Sala for a bit more. Here. Roast some marshmallows.
Oh and some chocolate and biscuits for good measure. I'll leave it up to you to figure out how those combine."

"Where are you going Eric?"

"Isn't it obvious?
I'm getting the girls and give Cabba a call.
I'll come back and take Sala away later."

Making your way back to the more "civilized" part of your little planetoid you inquire about the whereabouts of the girls from Hop and Sorrel.
They kindly point you towards the nearby lake where you promptly find the two girls tossing stones at the water, staring blankly as the rocks bounce up to fifteen times each.
Clearing your throat you get their attention.

"Oh... hi."

"Hey Eric!"

Walking up to them you sit down and speak up.
"Got a lead. Apparently those demonic assholes are trying to break the barrier between the Makai and us."

"And?"
Caulifla asks in a monotone voice.

"Well... That means demons. And we don't know how many.
So we uh... got an idea."
You pause dramatically and the girls look at you expectantly.
"We'll go into the Makai and beat the crap out of them first."

"Then let's do it. I don't get what's with all this vague bs."

"You don't get it. The Makai it... it's not a friendly place.
Not by a long shot."

"I'll ask again. And?"

>Nothing. Just wanted to know if I can count on you. And Cabba...
>I don't want you to go in without preparing first. It was hell for me when I first got there. So we gotta practice first.
>Other?

>>3587959
>I don't want you to go in without preparing first. It was hell for me when I first got there. So we gotta practice first.

>>3587959
>I don't want you to go in without preparing first. It was hell for me when I first got there. So we gotta practice first.

>>3587959
>I don't want you to go in without preparing first. It was hell for me when I first got there. So we gotta practice first.
>Considering we will be constantly surrounded by demons there is no such thing as overkill

Practice comes first then.
I!ll get to writing a small scene with the calling back of Cabba and then the previously mentioned training.

However I'll have to eat dinner first.
So in the meantime please roll 1d21
Best of 4
No DC. Higher is better

>writing

And I don't want to be That Guy again but I'm hearing a storm brewing outside.
Make of that what you will

Rolled 15 (1d21)

>>3588008

Rolled 15 (1d21)

>>3588008

Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>3588008

Rolled 1 (1d21)

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>>3588025
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>>3588025
Boy oh boy this woulda been nasty if 1's overwrote things
Like Starship troopers level of jobbing

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"I don't want you to go in without preparing first. It was hell for me when I first got there. So we gotta practice first."
You start stretching your arms in front of the girls.
"Besides, we'll be surrounded from all sides by endless hordes of demons. There is no such thing as overkill."

Undoubtedly confused they share a glance and shrug.
"Sure. Whatever."
Poor girls. They really don't know what you're talking about.
No matter. They will. Soon.

Giving a call to Cabba you wait for about an hour before he shows up. When he does you give him a quick little sitrep and tell him you'd like to cash in one of your favors.
Now it's time for Him to go on a crazy adventure for Your sake. And as you expected he agrees without much hesitation stating:
"If this is true then I simply must fight. These criminals have to be stopped!"
Sometimes it's good to have a noblebright paladin as a friend.

With the crew gathered you approached Vados with them and asked her for some help with your "training".
"You want me to do what?"

"Please Vados!
We need to enter that pocket space of yours!
Do you think you could emulate the Makai environment for us?"

"I heard you the first time but... what are you planning on?"
She asks with her words but in the meantime you feel her prodding your mind for answers. And as invasive as she may be there is nothing you can do to stop her. Hell it's a wonder you even noticed it.

"Multiversal, multi-timeline criminals are preparing to unleash Hell!
We want to stop that. But need to prepare ourselves for the Makai environment.
Do you think you could help?"

She pauses for a moment and if you had to guess you'd say she's trying to cross examine that with what she read but it's impossible to tell with her.
"Okay. I'll let you use my rod. But remember the conditions: The only way you can get out is by successfully completing the challenge."

You nod.
"I haven't forgotten."

"Good.
Then please, take a step back!"

In a moment all four of you were sucked into her pocket dimension that's still as bizarre as it was when you first entered.
The strange, uncanny valley feeling never really went away even after spending considerable amount of time in here.
The Saiyans are even more befuddled than you are and struggle to make sense and exist in this place.

"W-What is this?
It feels like-"
Cabba is panting. Hard.
As are the girls.

"Gah! What... the... fuck?!"

"This is so strange."

They gasp and wobble around, unable to stand upright. It's not really the magnitude of the gravity that's throwing them off, they are used to far worse on their home planet. But its chaotic nature.
A familiar sensation washes over you as gravity, temperature, air pressure, wind and moisture levels rapidly fluctuate.
Yeap. This is what the Makai feels like.

With a deep breath you start taking it all in and turn around on the ball of your heel.
"Okay guys listen up! This is the Makai. Sure it's inside the staff of Vados but this is what it's like being there.
Don't expect it to change and don't EVER think that it's stabilizing. To move, breathe or even exist in here you'll have to etch it into your mind that it's never going to stop. If you forget then it'll take you off guard and you'll regret it."
Spreading your arms you bring up your open palms to your chest and bring attention to your expanding chest.
"Watch how I do it. And try to imitate it!"

You spent several hours trying to teach them, to make them acclimated to the rather arcane nature of this place. But there is precious little you can do with such a limited amount of time.
But by the end the Saiyans manage to breathe, move, fly and even fight in their new environment... Granted their Ki attacks have a bad tendency to randomly change trajectories but this is still good progress.
Deciding that this is enough you made your way through the little obstacle course Vados placed before the exit with but a single touch ejected yourselves out of her pocket space.

Sighing with relief the Saiyans fall to the ground, showing signs of minor exhaustion.
Meanwhile Vados approaches you.
"Well? Was it enough?"

>No... I'd like to be 100% certain we can fight!
>Yes. We can't afford to waste much more time or we miss our window
>Other?

>>3588071
>She asks with her words but in the meantime you feel her prodding your mind for answers. And as invasive as she may be there is nothing you can do to stop her. Hell it's a wonder you even noticed it.
Wow. Eric noticed an ANGEL poking around in his head? I know psychic shit had always been his best skill but damn that’s impressive.

>>3588097
>Yes. We can't afford to waste much more time or we miss our window
They are Saiyans, they are best under pressure anyway.

>>3588097
>Yes. We can't afford to waste much more time or we miss our window

>>3588098
Granted there is Buu who is psychically bound to you, that's a big factor.

>>3588097
>Yes. We can't afford to waste much more time or we miss our window

If Eric can learn as he goes, then three natural born warriors can do the same.

>>3588097
>>Yes. We can't afford to waste much more time or we miss our window

Yolo it is

>writing

>>3588132
But
We've already died twice and been erased once.

>>3588141
Yes. Because this is Dragon Ball

>>3588147
Yoltageo (You only live thrice and get erased once.)
I guess.

>>3588151
For some reason I read that as Yolahegao...
And now I need to bleach my brain

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You don't see much point in waiting, as right now the enemy has a not-so little advantage when it comes to time.
So you march into the forest to scoop up Sala and a few snacks on the way back to recharge the stamina of the Saiyans a bit.
Caffeine is the last thing you'd want to expose them to but you think the extra bit of energy they get from it is very much warranted right now.
Tossing a can of coke for each of them you speak to Vados.

"Okay. I think we're ready.
We can't afford to waste much more time or we might miss our window."
Cupping your hands together you shout loudly into the air.
*Inhale*
"HEY! FUWA!"

"Owowowowow! For my sake! Don't yell!
There's no need for it!"

"Oh sorry."
You recoil and start talking casually.
"I assume you heard everything?"

*Yawn*
"No. Can't say that I have. What?
Do you think I got nothing better to do and keep peeping on you?"

"...Yes."

*sigh*
"What do you want Eric?"

"We need a lift to the Makai."

"Ugh... this again?
I'm not your taxi service I'll have you know.
FUWAAAAAA-"

"I know I know but this is important!
Criminals from another-"

"I don't know who or what this is but if it's that important just get Champa to do it.
It's his job after all to take care of... problems."

"No you don't understand he can't enter the Ma-"
Suddenly a genius idea pops into your mind and your mouth involuntarily curls into a devious smile.
"You could have a season two for your show!"

Obviously unable to see your expression Fuwa audibly gets shaken.
He struggles with forming words first and tries to sound as dignified as possible but you see right through him.
"Weeeel I suppose if this IS such a grave matter and Lord Champa can't attend then perhaps I can be convinced to aid you.
Only because I'm such a nice deity."

"You sure are!"

"But... I have one condition."

"What is it?"

"I have a certain... problem that needs to be taken care of.
If you handle it I'll gladly take you there."

Not willing to agree to anything you tell him you'll take a look at the very least but won't promise anything.
The Kai then pops over happily, a bit shocked by the presence of a demon but he agrees to take you back to his home, the Sacred World of the Kais!

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You each make physical contact by tapping each other on the shoulder and Fuwa teleports you back home where the source of his unusual irritation becomes clear to you in the form of a... lizard.
The figure looks up from the ground and reels back in shock when he sees you.

"W-What are you guys doing here?"
Hail asks, unable to make sense of your presence.

"Fuwa brought us here.
The better question is: The fuck are YOU doing here!?"

"Work."

"He popped in unannounced, intruded on our sacred world and REFUSES to leave!
Please make him go away! I'm loosing my mind over here!"

"Why don't you just throw him out?"
You ask him.

"Hehe, they can't!"
Hail speaks up, pumping his chest.
"Who woulda thought the Supreme Gods of the universe were such pansies.
They can keep hitting me and I just absorb it all like a sponge!"
Once again. Frost Demon biology is bullshit.

"Okay... I'll be as direct as possible.
WHY are you here?"

"Work."
He points up.
"I'm a historian, biologist and esteemed archeologist! I scour the galaxy to uncover its history, to decipher the meaning behind the gods grand design. I stumbled upon this place after dropping off Dad at the Sadala Force and I KNEW I hit the jackpot!"
He begins to run his fingers through the soil, lifts up a handful of it and lets it trickle out of his fist.
"Imagine! The chance to study our makers! Forget getting a PhD! After I write a book on this the scientific universe will EXPLODE!"

Fuwa points at him angrily with both hands.
"SEE?
He's not supposed to be here! This is unacceptable!"

Hail points at you.
"You let these schmucks in."

"They WORK for Lord Champa!"

>Try to persuade him to leave
>Force him to leave
>Invite him to tag along
>Other?

>>3588211
>Invite him to tag along

How would you like to be the first scholar/scientist on the ground floor of a world whose rules are utterly chaotic and foreign to our own?

>>3588211
>Invite him to tag along

>>3588211
>Invite him to tag along
Wanna job horribly for my entertainment?

>>3588211
>Invite him to tag along
>Hey good to see you again man
>If you think this is crazy than do you want to see what hell is like?

>>3588218
>>3588219
>>3588224
>>3588271
>Inviting him along after we literally just shook off his terminal jobbing

You guys are gonna get us killed, I swear.

>Try to persuade him to leave

>>3588274
Hey... the group needed a Yamcha anyway,
And when a Frost Demon is your Yamcha you're doing something well

Oh shoot.

>writing

You look at Hail and think for a moment. You could hit two birds with one stone!
"Heheeee... Hey Hail!
It's good to see you again buddy ol' pal!"

"Don't touch me... please."

"Okay okay.
But hey if you think this is crazy... how would you like to be the first scientist to ever set foot in a dimension you didn't even know existed!"

"Interesting...
What are you offering?"

"You could get to see what the Makai is like!"

"The Makai? What's that?"

"Do you believe in the afterlife?"

"Yes."

"Well... there are two places there. One where good people go and one where bad people go called Hell.
Now there is a realm under that which is even worse. The Makai.
It's an entire dimension filled with nothing but primal chaos! Sounds lovely doesn't it?"

"Not really no.
You se, I like living."

"Oh? That's too bad.
With your physiology you wouldn't have nearly as much trouble as anyone else.
And you could write your thesis about something nobody ever imagined instead of something they suspect exists.
Oh well..."

"Wait!"
He calls out to you.
"Look I know you're playing me. But..."
He fidgets around. Clearly what you propose entices him but his own logic struggles to keep him in check.
"Do you have any sort of proof?"

"Heh..."
You chuckle and point behind your back with your thumb.
"Would an actual demon be proof enough?"

Hail swallows as he looks at Sala.
"A-Are you truly-"

"A demon. Yes.
And I got a name. Sala."

"I've never in my life seen such a being..."
Taking a deep breath Hail resigns himself to the worst decision he'll probably ever make.
"Okay. I'll bite. What's the catch?"

"We gotta fight an army of demons."

"Grrrreat...."
He starts walking to his spaceship.
"I'll get the poison."

Sala then smirks.
"I like this guy."

Later Hail returns with what looks like a medic bag, you can even see where he scraped off the cross.
"What'cha got in there?"

"Extra poison, anesthetics, antiseptics and some other basic medication.
Plus the tools I need to conduct my examination, devices to measure the air, soil or water with, that sorta stuff."

"Great. So are you ready?"
He nods.
"Okay Lord Fuwa. He's coming!"

Relieved the Supreme Kai had you all gather up and he teleported you to the Makai with the same technique he used before.
The entire rest of the gang is pretty much overwhelmed by what they see while Fuwa turns to you.
"Like last time I can't say for much longer.
I suppose you know the way out by now..."
You nod.
"Then farewell Human. I hope you'll be successful."

As he teleports away you float away with Sala by your side and turn to face the crowd.
It's time to decide your battle plan.

>Today... you WILL remind them (head straight for Towa and tear their forces apart)
>Okay gang listen up! I know this is a lot to take in but we got a job. We'll scout the area and from there we'll formulate a plan!
>Time to visit some old friends
>Other?

>>3588388
>Time to visit some old friends

>>3588388
>>Time to visit some old friends

>>3588388
>Okay gang listen up! I know this is a lot to take in but we got a job. We'll scout the area and from there we'll formulate a plan!
>Time to visit some old friends

Get a sitrep from our old pals and old enemy and see where everything stands in Makai. Then go from there.

>>3588388
>>Okay gang listen up! I know this is a lot to take in but we got a job. We'll scout the area and from there we'll formulate a plan!
>>Time to visit some old friends

>>3588399
Well you can't... really do both at once.
If you split up then you'd need Sala on one team and you on the other because the two of you are the only ones who can navigate this place

>>3588388
>>Time to visit some old friends

>>3588405
Shazbot.

I guess I'll just go with the visit new friends thing then.

>>3588417
supporting

Fwiendship it is

>writing

And that'll probably be the last update for today.
Gotta get up early tomorrow

>>3588459

I can't wait to see how Ken and the Master will react to all of our buddies who are of comparable or stronger power than Eric.

And then see how they react to 『 B U U 』

"Alright gang. Let's go on a little stroll while you familiarize yourselves with the environment.
Sala, I need you to lead me to "you know where"."

"Oooooh are we looking up homeboy?
Nice! This way D!"

As you take off the others start discussing just how utterly batshit insane this place is.
"I... I don't believe it!"
Cabba speaks up.
"This is just like the staff but... worse!"

"Yeah. I'm having shivers all over my spine-"
Caulifla concludes.
"How much time did you spend here Eric?"

"Months."

"Fuck..."

"You get used to it. Really the food was the worst part.
Pray we don't stay long enough to experience the cuisine."

Meanwhile Hail is having the worst of it because he had no formal training but at the same time his body is unaffected by most of the ongoing phenomenon.
"Incredible. You weren't kidding when you said this place is chaotic!
I'm getting some really odd readings here... And some radiation."

"WHAT?!"
You shout.

"I mean... it's not any I've seen before but there is definitely some ambient energy here.
If I didn't feel like throwing up I could imagine myself staying here for a while and analyze things."

"Freakin' weirdo..."

As the crew keeps up the discourse and they take in the sight, Sala finally leads you to your destination.
An impressive temple surrounded by sharp mountain peaks. You spot several fires burning. Torches perhaps? Braziers?
It doesn't really matter.

"W-What is that?!"

"It used to be a school.
Back then it had a mountain over it but I... kinda blew it up.
Last time I checked it was defunct. Now... I'm not so sure.
Let's say Hi! Shall we?"

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Sala chuckles and starts descending with the rest of you following behind.
Landing at the entrance you make a point of walking through the stone archway and come out right in front of the massive training ground at the center of which lied the ring carved out of stone slabs.
As you suspected the source of the flames were indeed braziers, all lit and well tended to.
The entire temple seems to be a lot less decrepit in fact.

Hopping onto the stage you spot a figure sitting in the lotus position right in the middle of it, his back turned to you.
As you approach the figure, it stands up and easily towers above you. Over twice your size the imposing giant of a "man" looks down at you with his four arms crossed.
A deep, booming voice fills the arena.
"I thought my senses were playing tricks on me...
But after all this time... you're back."
His hands unfold and he extends one hand.

"And you got a lot bigger since the last time I've seen you!"
You take his hand and shake it.

Then...
The creature throws a punch with one of his free hand, smacking you in the face.
Your skin and flesh contort as his digits dig into yours... but not before throwing out one Flash Fist Crush right in Kens face.
Neither of you stumble...

Ken then puffs.
"Hmph... You got stronger."

"As did you!"

"Not enough it seems.
It's good to see you again Master."

Aaaaand that's where I'll be ending things off.
Sorry for the abrupt end.
I'll try to make it up. I'll probably have a few days off after the weekend shift

Take care!

>>3588539
Thanks for the run! Hope you have a few good days on the weekend shift.

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>>3588545
I won't.
Working Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
The latter two are night shifts. I want to die

So... I've been thinking. Since I got some free time available how about some side stories?
Whaddaya say folks?

Any requests?

>>3590482
Champa and Vados discussing Towa and the SKoT’s interest in Eric and their plans.

>>3590482
Something about what our sister was thinking when we were fighting in the tournament would be cool.

>>3590482
Eric/Caulifla/Kale and/or Sister/Cabba at Slayercon 20XX (via SKoT or something). The only future convention celebrating everything Doomslayer!

>>3590482
Eric asking Cabba about Saiyan courtship traditions only for Cabba to ask about human equivalents i.e "What does it mean if she asks you to meet her parents?" "I'm scared, it said online you were supposed to have sexual relations by the third date, I'm not ready yet, will she be mad if I don't?", "How high am I supposed to turn on the air conditioner for this "netflix and chill"? I'm thinking around 20 degrees Fahrenheit is an appropriate chilling temperature."

>>3588550
Right here with you not-som. The call of the wage never quite goes away.

>>3590482
Sam, getting the hang of his powers and progressing for too fast for anyone to be comfortable with, while completely not getting that people are worried about It.

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>>3590848
Fuck!
I'd need to add Cabba getting the piss beaten out of him though... I might do it

>>3590683
>Everybody thinks Eric is some shit tier cosplayer

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>>3590871
I'm not too comfortable making Sam too powerful
Unless you guys really want it

>>3590894
Oh shit! I didn't mean to post that image

>>3590894
Im fine with him being relatively weak, gives us more opportunities to train him. And bond

Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3590894
Rolling for Sam's power level.

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>>3590979
That's uuuuuh...

>>3591002
Do It. He crit everything, this man just crit his powerlevel.

It's destined. He's a prodigy.

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>>3590979
Rolling

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>>3591012
No man! You don't understand!
You don't know what you've wrought!

>>3590482
I kinda want more Sala (though not as much now that we're partying up with her again). Maybe her own encounter with /x/, or just slice of life stuff acclimating to living somewhere that isn't trying to kill her.

>>3591028
THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
IT CANNOT BE STOPPED NOW

>>3591028
Just make Sam a Ki freak, but kinda shit at everything else. There balance totally achieved!

>>3591163
Not really sure how to handle that beside the obvious.
Well i suppose i can always improv

>>3590894
Eh, he doesn't need to be very strong or anything. We were apparently a Ki genius and it still took a visit to hell and training from the best trainer in our universe to reach our current level.

>>3590894
Yeah I don't see much point in making him too strong, honestly.
Would cheapen our hardships.

>>3591477
Dont worry im not about to do that.
You got a plethora of trainers, training and an avatar of chaos bound to you.
But think about this: as it stands it looks like Sam has a similar potential to Eric

At this point I'm pretty sure U6 humans in general just have bullshit potential to one degree or another.

>>3591490
>"Hey Eric, is Ki the only way to do stuff like this or are there other ways?"
>"Well there is magic."
>Skip to the next tournament of power
>"Hey Sam why don't you have a little fun with this Jiren guy."
>"Sure thing man this seems like a nice warmup."
>"Foolish earthling you could never hope to compete with absolu-"
>https://youtu.be/CQclh6JKIMU
>"MYYY EARRRRSSSSS!!! IT FEELLS LIKE MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE."
>Jiren then begins tripping balls and feels like he is being nuzzled by cat girls made of sandpaper
>"WHAT IS THISS!!!!"
>"I'm a fucking wizard."
>"You can't beat a wizard if their brain is drugs."
>Sam creates the proper hat from thin air, grows a strobing multicolored beard and puts on a pair of gold sunglasses while he performs a sick bong rip that can be heard and felt by every single contestant of the tournament

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>>3591715
>Everyone in the arena gets Terminal 7
>U6 wins
>Magic is promptly banned from any future events
>Jiren learns that strength doesn't mean jack if your opponent is not willing to fight you on your own terms
>/tg/ looses its collective side as wizards prove supreme once more

>>3591281
Gets scouted by North Kai (or some other god) of U6 as new guardian of Earth? He can be strong but have a reason to stay on Earth.

>>3590632
I might not actually do this one because... it's unlikely that Champa would give enough of a shit about the topic and Vados won't just start discussing it on her own...
We'll see.

Anyway I'll get to writing. I'd like to churn out at least one omake today

Awakening from his brief slumber Sam awkwardly makes his way outside where he finds some familiar faces... but not all of the ones he expected.
"YAAAAAAWN.
Where's everyone?"
He asked Hop and Sorrel.

"They went off somewhere."
Hop shrugged.
"Probably to fight some all powerful douchebag."

"D-Do they do that often?"

"Yeeeap."
Responds Sorrel.
"It's pretty much all they do. Either beat someone up, or each other if they don't have anyone else to punch.
They are... really one minded."

"And you're not helping them?"

"Nope."
It was Hops turn again.
"We just tend the gardens and build stuff. Honestly it's refreshing after all we've been through."
She then jerks up, realizing what she said and nervously tries to explain herself.
"N-Not that we didn't offer! It's just... thaaaaat-
We aren't as strong as them, okay? We'd gladly give our lives for the cause but... we're glad we don't HAVE to."

"Yeeeap. It'd be like getting out of the frying pan and into the fire..."

"What do you mean?

"Eric didn't tell you?"

"He just said you lived somewhere crappy.
Another Universe if I remember correctly?"

"Psht... Understatement of the century.
We had no food, no room, no quiet-"

"Quiet?"

"Noise... There was so much noise, pollution and overcrowding that personal space just... didn't exist.
Stuck in perpetual conflict over what measily resources we had, everyone had to fight for their lives."
Hop concluded.

"But we're here now so it's all okay!"
Sorrel cheerfully added to it.

"Don't you... miss anyone from home?"

"No."

"Nope!"

"I got my family right here."

"I... see. I'm... sorry about that!
I didn't know you lived in a post apocalyptic shithole."

"The funny thing is an apocalypse would've been welcome.
A good culling of the population might... might've solved a few things.
But it never happened. Instead things just got worse and worse, day by day."

"Don't you guys... have a god like we do?"

"We have one. But-
Sidra never did his job! Instead he allowed more and more planets to be created.
Thus... things spiraled out of control."

"I get it...
Overpopulation is a bitch innit?"
Walking a few paces away he stared into the sky, at the planet of the supposed god overseeing him.
"Okay. Now I'm starting to get it..."
In his mind a single question begun to swirl around, endlessly bothering him.
"Is this what you want Eric?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVuC5B7UyQY

In any case... he couldn't slack behind. These guys here. They are strong, freakishly strong and yet they pale in comparison to Eric and his immediate friends.
And if there is one thing Sam hated is being overshadowed by someone.
"Okay... If he can do it-"
He flexed his arms.
"Then so can I!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

His power swell until a thick aura of ki enveloped his entire body as he reached deep within himself, down until the very bedrock of power that Eric talked about and pulling out as much of it as he possibly could.
It was time to train!

But one thing lingered on the mind of the Universe 9 folks whom watched this transpire.
"Excuse me? What... the... balls?"

Sam then turned to them.
"HEY! Would one of you mind?
I still don't know what I'm doing. Could you lend a hand?"

Aaaand here, as promised

>>3593964
So he's the Garou to our Saitama?

>>3593970
I mean... you're way more of a garou but sure

>>3594012
The fuck is a human intensifies.

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>>3594163
I love the shit out of Goku and Vegita, don't get me wrong. Especially the latter Toriyama/Toyotaro/Toei! Why won't you let the boy win?![/Spoiler]
But I abhor that every other character gets pushed to the sidelines, like the humans, ESPECIALLY the humans like we are supposed to fellate Xenos dick and ask for more...

>>3590848
Okay... Time to see whether I can do this scene without looking like a jackass in front of the coworkers by laughing my ass off

>writing

>>3595584
Good luck Not Som

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Knowing full well that Cabba finally has a little shore leave, you sought him out because you had some... pressing matters to discuss.
After finishing todays dinner in the kitchen you walked over to the next room and spot him browsing the internet on your laptop.
"When did my computer become the town bicycle?"

"Oh... Eric! S-Sorry I didn't mean to use it without your permission but you seemed... really into it."

"Yeah I CAN get a bit carried away.
Never really thought Cooking of all things would be my vocation but now? I like it.
And not just because I'm good at it."
Ignoring the fact that the Saiyan's been using your stuff without your permission you clean your hand with a towel before getting to the point.
"So... I actually wanted to ask you something-"
As you drag a chair next to him and sit down by his side you continue.
"Could you tell me about saiyan courting? Like... how does it work, what does it entail or what do I need to prese-eh... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr..."

You stare at the computer screen, shocked, frozen, unable to cope with the ungodly, cringe inducing sight that befalls your eyes: Wikihow: Dating.
Seeing the veins swell on your forehead Cabba begins to panic and experiences what spaghetti falling feels like.
"I-I-I-I can explai-"

You punch through the laptop, your fist making a holy in it. The glass and plastic shards embedded in your flesh and grazing your bones are barely making you feel anything.
Before he could protest anymore you pull your fist out and backhand him through the wall behind him, leaving a Wile E. Coyote like outline where he passed through.
He slowly crawls back, rubbing his cheek.
"Okay... I deserved that..."

He sits down next to you only to get punched out again.
The next time he returns he wizens up and DOESN'T enter your immediate vicinity.

>>3595804
I’m just relieved that Eric bricked his laptop instead of browsing the history.

Can you imagine how he might have reacted if he saw the Tuffle Twins’ history?

>>3595845
>They read the Caulifla thread
Their google searches:
>What is pooper
>How to put sharpie in pooper

>>3595851
Wait,since everyone uses Eric's computer, What is Kale's browser history?

>>3595906
>Cute shit
>Romance novels (both classic literature and shit tier fanfiction because she doesn't know the difference)
and
>handholding. lots and lots of handholding and cuddling

Wait I just realized somthing! Did Pargus explain to Broly where babies come from? Because that seems like the kind of thing he would intentionally keep as far away from him as possible. If we project lewds directly into his brain during the next tournament of the destroyers than it would probably scare/confuse him enough to get the upper hand.

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After you managed to calm down enough to NOT pummel the living shit out of the boy he finally sighs with relief and speaks up.
"Gotta be honest with you I... don't know much about that.
I got a handy book though!"

"Of course you fucking do..."

"My father gave it to me."
Cabba then flips open his copy of the "Essential Saiyan Guidebook", as it's called and starts reading it out loud.
"Let's see... When a female is looking for a mate they determine the best source of seed, approach the specimen and say "Snu snu now".
Not really relevant..."
Flipping a few times he continues.
"Ah there we go! If you'd like to court a saiyan woman you can... freely ignore her and go ask her parents or family patriarch for permission to breed with her. If you prove your worth you'll be given the right to make babies with her... Married saiyan life is varied but not very passionate.
Often the couple share little to no feelings with one another?!"
Cabba gasps and his eyes go wide.
"Usually all that ties them together are their good genes?! AS SUCH POLYGAMY IS NOT UNHEARD OF?!"

You blink a few times.
"Are you that clueless or is this false information?"

"T-This uh... This must be about the elite...
I heard about arranged marriages for the sake of eugenics, hell they are the norm there.
There are also rumors that when one uhhh... "participant" is infertile they'll ask a willing "third wheel" to fill the role and help them conceive a child.
But full blown adultery?! That's the first time I've heard of that!"

"It's scandalous then?"

"Yeah. VERY!"

He... might be talking out of experience here. He's still a "lower class" after all so it's unlikely he'd be privy to the more sensitive aspects of the "Elite" lifestyle. Maybe it IS frowned upon in lower society where they don't really arrange marriages like that. But when you think about it the only way this'd make sense if they DID practice extramarital sex...
Either way, not very helpful.

*sigh*
"Guess I'll just have to figure it out on my own..."

"W-Wait! I may be able to help."

"No thanks. That's quite enough-"

"Listen it MAY sound bogus but... Caulifla has a brother that she cares very much about."

"A... brother?
That's the first time I heard about that."

"I don't doubt it! It must be a sore topic. Renso is just about the only person she misses out of her family. You see he's a very nice guy, he was my drill sergeant!
He used to be a Captain in the SDF but a nasty injury he got almost crippled him.
He retired since then... He was a tough guy however! Just about the only one that could beat Caulifla and as such, the only person she respected.
You COULD talk with him."

"Hmmmm...."

>>3596009
>A+ work my man
Holy fuck my sides can't take it

>>3595989
Berserker Saiyans have the tendency to be stupidly pure, naturally, Broly being the strongest of said variant would be the most pureBut being so pure as to not understand anything about lewds would have his only reference point for moans be animals in pain, he would be confused and dun spooked to a degree that even the gods cannot comprehend

>>3596044
Yeah... Broly probably doesn't sex.
He's past his teens, meaning he got through puberty withou EVER encountering puss.
So chances are all he knows are cuddles and that's about it. Sex as a concept would fucking scare the shit out of him unless Chirai eases him into it...

Either that or he goes berserk and puts her into a mating press in his animalistic frenzy

So... Getting the girls back to Sadala might actually be worth investigating.
And there IS a part of you that wants to get to know the families of the girls.
Finally nodding to yourself you respond.

"Sounds good. You said you know the guy.
Could you get me in touch with him?"

"S-Sure! Just please don't be too hard on him-"

"What do you think I want to do? Murder the guy?
I just want to talk for crying out loud!"

"Okay... But I can't do the same with Kale...
Her family is a bit more... Shall we say they aren't on good terms?"

"I know about that. And don't worry."
You rub your nose in confidence.
"I already got an idea about Kale!"

Cabba shudders a bit.
"I... don't need that image..."

You frown at him.
"Cool it Don Juan! I'm not planning anything indecent. Unlike SOME faggot with someone elses sister."

"S-Speaking of which could you maybe-"

"NO!"

"Oh come on! I helped you out, didn't I?"

"Being a wingman is nowhere NEAR the same level as trying to BANG HIS SISTER!"

"I-It's not me! It's her that insists!
And all I wanted is to clear up some confusion! Because I'm scared!
It said online you were supposed to have sexual relations by the third date, I'm not ready yet, will she be mad if I don't? And... I didn't touch her in any private places during the second! Did I mess up?!"

"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!"
You almost manage to choke on your own tongue. If you had anything in your mouth like food or liquid you'd be dead right now.
Wiping some of the excessive saliva you managed to slather yourself with and while you're heaving you conclude that... maybe it IS better if you step in.
At least you can suppress this monkey-fuck somewhat. Maybe even cuck him if the fucking gods are on your side.
"NO! Just... no. Forget the shit you read online.
Anything that adds numerical data to courting is outright fucking false! In other words! If you diddle, no touch, NO! KISS! My sister BEFORE she willingly invites you I'll PERSONALLY castrate you with a rusty spork then FEED it to you!"

"T-Then what should I do?"

"Just... just keep hanging out with her okay?
Read the mood. If she opens up, then... ugh... you may do as she allows.
I can't exactly stop her... or you. But I WILL kill you, make no mistake!"

Cabba pauses for a moment.
"Thanks Eric."

"Eat a dick!"

Aaaand that was as awkward as I imagined it'd be
>Why must you make me do this?

>>3596151
You done good.

>>3596151
Good shit my dude

Well I got some good news.
Looks like I won't have much work today. At least from one department.
Hopefully that'll let me write some more stuff in the downtime

>>3597432
Droped your trip Not-Som

Warning the following story may be considered non-canon.
Reader discretion is advised.

SLAYERCON 2XXX!
The greatest convention of the multiverse in the far future!
Though it no longer only hosts content related to the Doomslayer series and its extended universe it still retains its old name.

Everything from the titular TV show and every single derivative media spawned from it can be found here, Cartoons, movies, comic books, plays, cosplay and games!
It's safe to say that even though this is not a unique event, anymore, it still retains its prestige as the first and arguably best of the bunch.
People from all around the multiverse flock here to waste their money on overpriced merchandise, meet their favorite actors and actresses and generally have a gay ol' time.

It was during one such event where the man himself Eric Asulf appeared alongside his friends with the help of the Supreme Kai of Time.
They appear in a bubble of energy and Chronoa turns around, the crowd around them perfectly okay with them popping in like that.
"Okay guys! We're here! hope that you'll have fun!
And remember: We are not technically here in so go as nuts as you won't nothing you do will affect the timeline!"

"Wow! This place is.... pretty big!"

"What did you expect? It hosts people from all over the multiverse!"

As you look around and marvel at the sheer scale of not only the convention hall but the many, many different booths and stages someone bumps into you.
It's... how you'd imagine an ayylmao if he was a fat neckbeard.
He ogles you and pushes hi glasses which house 8 lens at once with his fat, chubby tentacle.

"It ish commendable that you chooze such an obscure costume.
Few truly appreshiate the tank-top outfit the Slayher wore between seasons 3 and 4.
But in akshuality your costume just comes off as low effort. Neksht time try to be more creative!"
The blooby tentacle monster moves away like a slug and you feel Caulifla and Kale restraining you so you don't go and obliterate this guy right then and there.

Fuck. Forgot my trip again
Aaaanyway I tried to come up with some more stuff for this but my mind kinda just blanked.
You can fill in the spots as I'm sure you don't need me to describe basic con-stuff they could do

>>3598490
Eric ends up running into Karn because the total number of kids, grand kids and great grand kids he has by the tournament of power will be at least 100 with the mass of his extended linage moving in a large herd-like entity that takes up half the convention.

>>3598572
I don't read that quest so I don't think I can

>>3598577
Shame, It's a good read. GD did a recap of every single thread a little while ago so it should be easier to catch up.

How about
>Eric discovers the mexican bootleg timeline and they throw dirt at his waifus thinking that the dirt will beat the shit out if them like last time https://youtu.be/3JNpXsQ3a60

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Let us go back in time a bit. To a time when two destroyers clashed in a not-so straightforward test of martial prowess.
Two twins in their endless sibling rivalry set their mightiest warriors against one another.
At first all seemed lost as Lord Champas warriors fell one by one until only one remained against Beerus' 3.
However....

"Ouch! Did she really have to go that far?"
Even Elena recoiled when she saw Caulifla kick Goku in the nuts before walking off the stage.

"Heh... I'm afraid so.
While I can't condone her actions, I'm glad my loss was not meaningless."

"Oh don't be like that dummy! You did great... I think.
I didn't really see much."

"Hehe..."
Cabba then leaned forward a bit.
"But now this should be interesting."

"Why? Isn't it an open and shut case?
It's 3 on one... against my bro."

"Just watch.
You're about to witness something unique."

Elena stared in confusion at her brother as he engaged Krillin in close combat.
Being able to see their movement means she can truly appreciate the action.
"He-He's good!"

Cabba nods.
"Though physically not too impressive Eric can and often does push people much stronger than him into a corner.
...
Uuuunfortunately you probably won't see that."

"Why? You said he's slower than you."

"Haha! I never said that!
Weaker, sure! Slower? Hmmmmmm."

The two returned their attention and watched as Eric first mopped the floor with Krillin, beat Piccolo and finally engaged and thoroughly thrashed Gohan.
With a bead of sweat rolling down her forehead Elena swallowed nervoulsy.
"Holy shit!"

"See? I told you he's amazing!"

Standing up Elena cupped her hands together and started shouting.
"GO BRO! KICK! HIS! ASS!
SHOW HIM WHAT A VIKING CAN REALLY DO!"

"Hehehe..."

"YEEEEEAH! PILLAGE HIS HOME! BUILD A BOÖAT OUT OF HIS CORPSE!
STEAL HIS WOMEN AND MAKE THEM YOUR OWN!"

Now it was Cabbas time to swallow.
What the fuck did he get himself into?

>>3598630
Fuuuuuuuuuuck. Why did I not think of that?
But not now. I need to go home, get some sleep... and then get fucking hammered to do that

>>3598641
>Shaggy is a stoner and the second most powerful being in existence
>Sam is also a stoner and on track to be the second strongest in his universe
It's no mere coincidence

also the tierlist that mentions the dirt
https://youtu.be/Eezkh1nVal0

>>3598658
Oh yea I also had another request their discovery of the porn vendors, in addition to more exotic items like 1:1 silicon replicas of Kale's abs or Caulifla lap pillows

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I request an update on Universe 9's Un-fucking.
Alternatively, a look at what's happening in the Time Nest. Surely they would be preparing something of their own to help when it comes to Towa.

>>3599119
That or they are building giant golden statue of Eric do to him saving them from the death by food.

>>3598732
Aww man, I was hoping for a greater description of the rampage that would ensue on the convention floor but this will have to do. How about
>Eric and company see the Broly Movie and Eric develops an intense hatred for Freeza for robbing universe 7 of the pure cinnamon roll that is Gine along with all other saiyan waifus
or alternatively
>The gang finds and read the DBZ and Super Manga and become incredibly concerned with the gradual decline in Goku's mental faculties over time

>>3599851
Okay okay... you won me over.
I'll think of something.
But not yet.For tomorrow we'll continue with the proper quest

>>3599119
Hmmmmm... Sidra going full murderhobo or pic related? Yeah I can dig that.
Though I won't make him a full Funny Valentine. After all Beerus would blow a gasket if the fucking 9th surpassed him in rank. And he might went it on you

>>3599139
Heh
>Patrollers pool their wages together to buy as much gold as they can
>Elder Kai sees it and goes "What are you faggots doing?"
>They explain
>He gets curious about this stranger but ultimately agrees that this is a worthy cause and conjures some gold for them

>>3599988
Well, Sidra has a LOT to fix. I'm fine with him being funny valentine-tier, but he's not going to be getting it above U6 and U7 anytime soon. It'll be many years, possibly decades or centuries, of reforms and slaughter to accomplish that.
After all, on the deepest societal level, u9 is fucked.

You let go of the big demons hand and look around a bit.
"So... you livin' alone here? What did you do to the other guy?"

"No.
They sensed a large crowd approaching.
So they hid."
Ken points at the temple proper.
"They went in."

"Huh... They?
There's more of you? Neat."

The big bugman nods.
"A few.
They are mostly weak.
Ran from the new king or other overlords.
The master teaches while I guard them."

"Good for you bud!"

>Say... wouldn't you like to come and help me? I came to settle some scores, you could help with that
>Then let's go in and say hi.
>I just came to see how you're doing. Don't want to drag you into any of this.
>other?

>>3601794
>Then let's go in and say hi.

>>3601794
>Then let's go in and say hi

Also briefly introduce Ken to our other buddies while we walk to the temple.

Okay... where is everybody?

>>3601934
I have no idea, boss.

I'm here, but the rest of the anons are probably working or busy with stuff, I'm sure people will join the quest soon.

>>3601794
>Then let's go in and say hi.

>>3601941
Arigato

>writing

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"Then let's go in and say hi!"
You speak up.

Ken nods and gestures for the temple.
"This way."

As he guides you inside you start introducing people to alleviate the aura of confusion around you.
"So guys, this is Ken, a demon I tangled with back in the day."
Turning to the demon you individually introduce the others to him.
Once you're done Sala wastes no time teasing the big guy like back in the day.

"Heh... so big guy? How does it feel that you finally got stronger than me?"

"Hmph... I don't care.
I did not get stronger because of you."

"Then what? Did you just lift until you became as strong as Abraka... because you felt like it?"

"No.
I simply grew and grew until I reached this point.
It wasn't my goal to match the old king. This is just the level I happened to reach in this much time...
Unfortunately this is not sufficient enough."

This catches your attention.
"You mean the new king is stronger than the last one?"
Ken nods.
"Okay... this just got interesting."

Finally the bugman leads you into a big antechamber where you sense several powerlevels hiding in the shadows.
With a wave of his hand Ken lights the braziers scattered around the place and calls the demons out.
"You can emerge.
These are not enemies."

The first one to step into the light is a familiar face, the so called Master.
He does seem.... well, not pleased to see you but oddly at peace with himself.
"Greetings Earthling. And the rest of you mortals.
Welcome to our sanctuary."

"Hi Master. Everything good?"

"Please, I'm no master anymore. The title, along the temple belongs to him now."
He points at Ken.
"Call me Servante."

You let out a whistle.
"Whew. You're the new master? Why didn't you tell me?"

"I'm not.
I don't teach anyone. Only he does."

"Nonsense. You teach our students much Master."
And as Servante speaks many demons start crawling out of the darkness.
From experience you know that generally, the more humanoid features a demon has the more powerful they tend to be...
These guys on the other hand are inhuman in the extreme, blob monsters, warped animals and proper fiends amongst other things.
Servante then snaps his finger and a large table materializes in front of him.
"Now please... have a seat. We have much to discuss."
He calls one of his students to his side.
"Could you prepare some snacks for our guests?"

"Yes teacher!"
And then the blobby monster scurries off.

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As each of you takes a seat you start talking things through with the two demons who seem to have created a rather bustling little "school" you guess.
They explain that they are teaching the former masters martial arts to them as well as the art of cooking.
"We even have a small garden in here."
Servante explains.
"Some... redecoration had to be done so we could have natural light in the temple but it was worth it.
Raising plants and cooking seem to do good for the weary souls of our students.
And with the new Master protecting them they can rest a bit easier each night."

"Hmph."

"Well.... I'm glad that things turned out for the better.
So uh... you're like monks?"

"You could say that."
Ken replies.
"Most leave once they think they got strong enough.
Others... they stay. Perhaps out of loyalty, or perhaps they feel indebted.
I don't really care either way."

Sala then also chimes in.
"I'm just surprised you didn't end up as king.
You look the part already."

"Hmph.
I didn't wish to partake in that.
The power vacuum was... messy. Worse than usual."

"Yeah, speaking of which, this new King-"

>What can you tell me about him? Does he entertain any "unusual" guests?
>His crib's still in the same spot?
>I got a bone to pick with him. Care to join? You know, for old time's sake!
>Other?

>>3602000
>What can you tell me about him? Does he entertain any "unusual" guests?

>>3602000
>What can you tell me about him? Does he entertain any "unusual" guests?

>>3602000
>>What can you tell me about him? Does he entertain any "unusual" guests?

>>3602000
>>What can you tell me about him? Does he entertain any "unusual" guests?

>>3602000
Damn. I didn't even realize that

Anyway
>writing

"-what can you tell me about him? Does he entertain any "unusual" guests?"

"I don't know what you mean by guests.
He's more of an active ruler than his father.
There are usually lines before his castle, with people bringing him tribute as to not anger him.
But aside that he's the same as his father, arrogant, greedy and ruthless. A snot nosed brat who believes it's his god given right to rule over all the Makai."

"So... He's not so fond of me I take it?
What with me killing his daddy and all."

"That's an understatement.
He swore vengeance against you. Pretty much the only demon to do so as all others still shudder at the mere mention of your name."

Sala sits back with her arms crossed.
"Huh... You'd think he'd come after you.
After all you ARE as powerful as his daddy was. That'd make you the second strongest right now, wouldn't it?"

"Hmph...
Normally I'd say yes. He proved himself to be of a short temper when he killed his own mother in cold blood, a fault of his youth.
But so far he made no advances towards us."

"We suspect it's because he's preparing to fight you...
And because if they fought right now, even though he'd win it'd still leave him weak and vulnerable, a prime target for would be usurpers."


"Makes sense."
You conclude.
"However, this may come as a shock but I've not come strictly for him.
You see-"
You rub your own temple.
"There is another demon who didn't get the memo and thought it'd be funny if they fucked with me.
I suspect they are with our new little king. And their intention is to open a portal to our world so the prince could have his match."

"That... shouldn't be possible!"
Screams Servante.
"The two worlds are separated by the will of the gods!"

"Unfortunately that didn't stop them so far.
That's why I need to know as much as possible about this guy.
He may be a pawn in all this but I'll have to face him regardless."

Sorry for taking so long.
I gotta make dinner in the meantime

"Hmmmm...
Well there's not much that can be said.
He has a... sizable horde of demons at his side.
Most of them are just fodder though. However a few contenders for the throne did bend the knee when he had his coronation."

"So... Big, bad demons I assume?"

Ken nods.
"But not many. Most died during the succession war."

"I see."
You ponder for a moment.
If that's the case then these guys... might not be capable of actually posing a threat to you.
Which then begs the question: Why is Towa bothering with them in the first place?
"How about his fighting style? Anything noteworthy?"

This time Servante shares the info about him.
"He takes after his father. Both are primarily swordsmen and not martial artists.
But where Abraka had a sense of honor and a warriors soul his son inherited none of those traits.
Instead he's much closer to his aunt, a witch who's been like a mother to him instead of his biological one.
She's a cunning, conniving little man who doesn't shun away from using any means to achieve victory."

Ken nods.
"From what I've heard he prefers stacking the odds in his favor and fighting his opponent when they are the weakest. He's a coward...
But that doesn't mean you should underestimate him. Under all that lies a formidable warrior whose skills with the blade rival his fathers."

You take a deep breath, trying to take in all the details.
Meanwhile your companions voice their own opinion regarding this so called King.
"Man what a little shit. Eric! Let's not waste a second and raise some hell already!
Just thinking about this worm is making my blood boil."

"S-Sis-"

"Not now Kale! I want to went anyway and these guys seem like prime punching bag material!"

Sala just shakes her head.
"It's not that easy... Unless you're willing to storm the gates and fight an entire army just on your lonesome."

"Bitch I might be!"
Okay... you need to calm things down before tensions rise a bit too high.

>Do you guys know any secret passages we could use?
>Well... sounds like you guys don't exactly agree with his leadership. Wanna help me remind them why their last government fell?
>Is there anything else I should be aware of? Anybody dangerous that might get in my way?
>Other?

>>3602277
>>Well... sounds like you guys don't exactly agree with his leadership. Wanna help me remind them why their last government fell?

>>3602277
>>Is there anything else I should be aware of? Anybody dangerous that might get in my way?

>>3602277
>Do you guys know any secret passages we could use?

>>3602277
>>Is there anything else I should be aware of? Anybody dangerous that might get in my way?
>>Warn Kale everyone about the effects Makai has on peoples mind. They need to stay calm and in control. Kale especially once she transforms.

>>3602292
Smart

>writing

By the way, it looks like you DON'T want to bring Ken along.
Is that correct?

>>3602333
We were just told about how this guy likes to use cheap tactics and stack the odds in his favour. Would prefer Ken stays here, in case he decides to send someone to try and take hostages or something. I mean, it’s not likely, but still, better safe then sorry.

>>3602333
Yeah

>>3602341
Hmmmmm that didn't even occur to me.
But again, smart

"Girls. Girls!
CAULIFLA! SALA!"
The two freeze as they look at you.
"Don't forget where you are. This is the Makai. The very air is filled with malice here. Be careful!
Don't let it poison your minds."

Sala reels back and starts staring at her open palm.
"Crap! I... I didn't realize being away for just this much would-"
She clenches her fist and looks up.
"Shit..."

Caulifla also shakes her head.
"Ohhh... whoa.
I guess I did go overboard a bit... freaky."

You then look at Kale and gently hold her hand.
"You too. I don't want you to hurt yourself."

Kale blushes and starts mumbling.
"I-I'm fine! Really!"

You nod and return your attention to the friendly demons. Huh... that's an odd combination of words. Oh well.
"Is there anything else I should be aware of?
Any... particularly strong demons?"

"Depends-"
Servante answers.
"Did you manage to master the powers of the Majin to any extent?"

Smirking you wave your hand around and it leaves a pinkish trail of energy behind it, which prompts Servants the fall back on his chair and Ken to break his stoic facade as he starts sweating.
"Good enough?"

"H-h-h-hol-
*ahem*
It appears that I forgot in these past years how scary you can be.
But luckily that means that, no, there won't be anything that could stand up to you."
Ken then stops, his expression becomes troubled and weary.

"What's wrong?
You look like you want to say something."

"N-Nothing.
I just remembered something.
I sensed... something, I don't know how to describe.
It felt like, death."

"Strange. I didn't sense anything like that."
Servante asks his lord.
"When did that happen?"

"I couldn't tell you.
It comes and goes but-"
Ken swallows.
"It was frightening. Not power wise, I didn't sense anything like that.
But a wave of cold washed over me... I don't know. Perhaps I am just going insane."
Then the bug man shakes the feeling away and steels himself.
"Anyway if you're going after the King and his minions then I wish the best for you.
Pray tell, would you mind if I offered you a feast before your departure? I'd like to show what I've learned in my years."

The hell? When did he pick up cooking?

>We'd be honored.
>Sorry but I'd rather not starve you to death. Because you have NO idea what you're getting into!
>Save it for when we come back!
>Other?

>>3602380

>We'd be honored.

>>3602380
>>We'd be honored.

>>3602380
>>Sorry but I'd rather not starve you to death. Because you have NO idea what you're getting into!

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Welp... time to see how much food they got in their pantry

>writing

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>>3602450

>>3602450
Thats alot of food they HAD in their pantry.

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Snorting in your amusement you look at the girls, then back at Ken, then back at the girls.
"A'ight. I'll take you up on that offer!"

Finally Ken shows some excitement as he slams two of his hands on the table as he stands up.
"EXCELLENT!
Pupils! To the sacred hall of preparation! We got work to do!"

Storming off the demons start making quite a ruckus as they apparently get to work preparing your meal.
However it looks like that Servante is having some reservations about this.
"I don't like that look in your eyes mortal.
What are you planning?"

"Nothing!"
Then you hear Cauliflas stomach grumble as the scent of food hits her nose.
"Not me anyway."

As the demon gazes into the eyes of the Saiyans and witnesses as cosmic horror much worse than any demon ever could hope to be, his stomach tightens into a knot.
Swallowing nervously he watches as the girls spot the first plate. Unfortunately for them that's not meant for them, instead the servants of the temple place the first plate in front of you, which you promptly slide over to Caulifla and then every other girl as more plates are given to you.
Eventually the demons learn that it's futile and leave you for last as you keep passing dishes around.

The girls don't even bother waiting for everyone else and just simply dig in.
Buuuuut they find that Makai food is not exactly... palatable for mortals.
Caulifla even sticks her tongue out in disgust.
"Bleh! What IS this?"

Giving her plate a glance you speak up.
"That, dearest Caulifla are the Makai equivalent of boiled potatoes."
Sniffing it you also analyze its flavoring.
"With just a hint of void salts. Pretty basic.
Still infinitely better than everything else in this realm."
When you receive your own plate you give it a taste.
"Hmmmm. Not bad. Needs a bit more seasoning. But not bad."
And then you proceed to clean your plate. As do the girls but with much less zeal.

Sala sticks one on her fork and observes it for a moment before giving it a taste.
"Wow. Never thought he'd do this.
Guess this is how he got so strong.
And yeap... reminds me of home. I hate it."

"Come on it's not THAT bad!"
You comment as you ask for seconds.

In the end you and the Saiyans end up eating more than your own weight, though Caulifla and Kale struggle with their tears as they do, stating how painful it is to eat something like this.
By the end however they seem to be satiated, albeit their stomachs seem to be prone to cramps now.
Guess it really didn't sit well with them.

You thank the demons for the meal who in turn just stare at you dumbfounded as to HOW in the blazes you managed to out-eat them.
"Y-you're welcome..."
Ken responds.
"Damn. We barely have anything left now..."
He mumbles to himself.

Standing up you look at the others and ask them.
"Ready?"

"Ready!"

"Okay. Guess this is goodbye. I'd ask you to come with me but-"
You look at the other demons.
"I guess you're more needed here."

He nods.
"Thank you."

Now would be a good idea to decide actually how to handle this.
On one hand you REALLY want to relive some old memories. On the other, it might be smarter to not go in guns blazing.

>Fuck it! The only thing better than violence is ULTRA VIOLENCE!
>Let's just go in quietly and get a read on things
>Go up to the kings castle and call him out
>Other?

>>3602550
>Fuck it! The only thing better than violence is ULTRA VIOLENCE!

>>3602550
>>Let's just go in quietly and get a read on things
We literally just warned the girls about Makai fucking with their heads. Lets not let it fuck with ours.

>>3602550
>>Let's just go in quietly and get a read on things

>>3602550
>>Let's just go in quietly and get a read on things

We goin' in sneaky beaky like

>writing

Oh and roll for that stealth check
DC: 10 Crit: 16
Best of 4
If you hit, you get by unseen, if you crit you find something neat

Rolled 2 (1d21)

>>3602621

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>>3602621
Snake, this is a sneaking mission.

Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>3602621

>>3602641
Sheesh, thank god for you, or we’d be tripping over our own feet.

Rolled 19 (1d21)

>>3602621
ok

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>>3602641

Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3602621

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Saying goodbye to the demons you took off and as you approach the place you start to discuss things with the crew.
"Hail, I didn't see you touch anything.
You okay there?"

"Huh? Oh yeah. But I... I have a sensitive stomach.
My species can't eat anything but seafood and drink only ethanol, preferably red wine.
It's about our only weakness."

"Well I hope that you won't faint because this is where the fun starts-"

"Oh joy.
Look I didn't get to study much, especially how they ruined the local fauna with their "cooking".
Can't wait to destroy stuff so I can't analyze it either!"

"There is material all around you! Just be more creative!
Anyway, listen up guys. I know how these things work-"

"Hey!"

"You know I don't mean you Sala!
So... Demons are simple creatures. Kinda like convicts.
You find the biggest, baddest one of the bunch, beat him to a pulp and all the lesser ones will scurry.
EXCEPT in one condition: If they outnumber you after your fight with the big guy, in which case they dogpile on you.
And I suspect we'll find an assload of them over at the castle. So you know what that means-"

Caulifla grits her teeth but Sala tries to calm her down.
"He's right. I can practically smell the kings armies from here...
There's a lot!"

"So what? We go super and kick all their asses!
Simple!"

"Caulifla! There's no need for that.
Don't. Let. The. Bloodlust. Take hold!"
You give her the biggest puppydog eyes you can flash.
"Please!"

*sigh*
"Okay."

She responds and as you approach the familiar, old castle she lets a quiet little "fuck" slip out as you spot what Jr has done to the place.
Credit where credit is due, the little runt did renovate the place pretty well. He had several walls built around the place with watchtower equipped with the biggest fuck-off ballistas you've ever seen.
And by the looks of all the slaves he's not done making them.

Around the several layers of walls and reinforcements are camps filled to the brim with very angry demons, most of whom seem to be either well fed or well drugged up so they are in peak slaughter mode.
The whole scene looks like it's straight out of Tolkiens novels, complete with the balrogs of Morgoth as well.
"Still objecting to sneaking around?"

"N-No."

"Okay. Once we're done you can fight them if you like.
They'll loose much of their number once they see the king fall anyway."

Instead of tackling the problem from the front you have everyone suppress their powerlevels and sneak around the back with Salas help.
"This way. Luckily the little twerp didn't have the foresight to do some landscaping.
I used this place back in the day to- er... never mind. I used this path before.
Now we'll probably have a few walls in our way though. So we'll have to fly up and past them. But that still lets us hit the throneroom first."

"Sala! Wait!"
You call for her.

"What, D?"

"Didn't the royal family escape through some sort of secret exit when I was here?"

She pauses for a moment.
"Oh yeaaaah!"

"It should still be here somewhere!
Let's find it!"

And like you suspected the emergency escape route was left fully intact.
What saved them the last time brought about their doom. The irony is not lost on you.
After knocking out the guards, permanently, you entered the secret tunnels under the keep with no alarms raised.
Perfect!

>Okay... Let's find the path that leads to th throne room
>Screw that noise. You're here for Towa!
>Wait. You're under the castle, right? Well... time to do some real damage! (Blow up the building)
>Other?

>>3602716
>>Wait. You're under the castle, right? Well... time to do some real damage! (Blow up the building)

>>3602716
>>Screw that noise. You're here for Towa!

>>3602716
>Okay... Let's find the path that leads to th throne room

>>3602716
>Screw that noise. You're here for Towa!

A'ight...
This is gonna be odd

First, we need a subvote.
Do you go in alone?
>If yes you get a bonus for your roll
>If no well... you get the boys to back you up

>>3602770
>If yes you get a bonus for your roll
So I assume mind control magic would fuck us over otherwise?

>>3602770
No. Better have some safety net in case things go south, loose as it is...

>>3602770
>>If yes you get a bonus for your roll
We have Buu to protect us from Towa mind fuckery. The others don't.

Rolled 1 (1d21)

Hmmmm that's a solo mission.
'Kay.
I'll be rolling for everyone else
You roll for Eric

Roll 1d21+4
DC: 14 Crit: 18
Best of 4
>writing

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>>3602816
I guess it's fucked then
But I can't say I expected any less from the saiyans

>>3602770
>If yes you get a bonus for your roll

The girls aren’t going to like it, but what can you do, I guess.

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d21 + 4)

>>3602816

Rolled 2 (1d21)

>>3602816

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d21 + 4)

>>3602816
Haaaaaaahahaha thats hilarious. atleast we got a distraction.

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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3602816
Here comes the clutch!

>>3602825
>>3602824
>>3602821
Oh god, please, we need a saviour.

>>3602816

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>>3602830
Thank you lewd Kamin.

>>3602830
Absolutely S O L I D roll anon. We put Snake to shame.

>>3602830
Well you fucking called it.

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>>3602830
>>3602825
>>3602824
>>3602821
whathefuck

>>3602830
>Girls - Crit fail
>Eric - OVER MAXIMUM CRITICAL

Have we ever failed a stealth roll? Jesus Eric's good at It.

Time to sneak so hard we disappear out of the time stream

>>3602845
Believe it. So what happens this time, are we going to run into a demon kid that needs adopting or something?

>>3602866
No demon kids are planned for adoption.
Making one however is valid. But not recommended

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>>3602893
>Making one however is valid.

Sala wife route CONFIRMED.

Sala fags rise up, harem end Is possible. We will have all the babies and spread our lineage of Viking blood.

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"Okay guys, let's split up.
I'll snoop around and see if I can't find Towa.
You... just try not to cause any ruckus, okay?"

They give you an "okay" handsign and you get to work. Using your enhanced senses to detect any enemy in conjunction with your time-skip to evade them you make your way through the castle...
Or you would if not for the fact that after taking five steps you heard a large clattering sound followed by an explosion.
Letting out a sigh you wait for the inevitable patrols swarming the area before time-skipping past them.
"Well... at least I got a distraction now.
Good luck guys. Stay safe."

You speak to yourself inside frozen time as you actually walk through the corridors in search of your target.
The commotion downstairs simultaneously made your job easier AND harder in slightly different ways. You have to dodge larger groups but they are generally even less likely to spot you because they are busy with.... ugh... that other stuff.
So you dart around the place like a specter, searching for the blue skinned bimbo and hopefully some retribution.
Sensing a rather large power mobilize starts making you worried about the wellbeing of the others so you pick up the pace until you scaled the highest tower and climbed to its highest chamber.

You sense... something familiar coming from beyond its closed door.
There's no doubt about it. She's here, hiding her power. But there is no running from you once you got someones scent.
Putting your ear to the door you hear that she's communicating with... something. But you don't sense any sort of presence inside. Weird.
Well it's not like you'll turn around just because of a witness so you kick down the door which shocks the demonic sorceress. Just as you expected there's nobody in here with her... But there is something else equally interesting.

"Who-WHAT?!"
She screams and covers her exposed chest as her usual fetish gear is magicked onto her skin.

Before you could make a quip about it however the floor begins to glow under your feet. A trap.
Using your time-skip you jump backwards, dodging the protective magic which manifests itself as a ring shaped veil which was definitely meant to trap you inside.
Towa looks at this, having regained her composure as she's confident in her seals effectiveness.
"You... I don't know how you managed to get away from all the fighting downstairs or how you found me... but it's pointless now. You won't get through my barrier and the guards will be here soo-"

"Bitch... you think I dodged because I wanted to?"
Flexing your arm you conjure a pink apparition around it which proceeds to punch the barrier and shatter it into a million pieces.
"Don't take credit for my instincts!"

"Now then... I got a lot of payback to dish out and little time, so let's get on with i-"

"WAIT!"
She raises her hand.
"This doesn't need to get out of hand! I'm sure you got a lot of questions!
Please! If you give me a chance I'll share anything you want!"

"Hmph. Caught with your pants down and suddenly you're not so high and mighty anymore, huh?"

>Alright... I'll bite. Let's talk
>No... I didn't come to hear the lectures of a snake! Eye for an eye Towa! (Attack her) This is your warning. Do not, I repeat, do NOT pick this
>Other?

>>3602923
>"Who-WHAT?!"
>She screams and covers her exposed chest as her usual fetish gear is magicked onto her skin.
Ha! Thats hot.

>>3602923
>"Bitch... you think I dodged because I wanted to?"
>Flexing your arm you conjure a pink apparition around it which proceeds to punch the barrier and shatter it into a million pieces.
>"Don't take credit for my instincts!"
An Say Hello To My Little Friend.

>>3602941
>Alright... I'll bite. Let's talk
God damn it, fine.

>>3602941
>>No thanks. Buu do what you do best. *UNLEASH THE BEAST*.

>>3602941
>>Alright... I'll bite. Let's talk
Ask what's her deal and why does she want to open a portal between worlds if everyone here is a loser. No offense to Ken and Co.

>>3602947
I mean, you can totally pick it, that's just my advice
:^)

>>3602941
>Alright... I'll bite. Let's talk

Hrm, this feels like her stalling, but whatever.

Oh riiiiiiiiiiight I forgot. This is Towa. If we try something she'll summon Mira and wreck our shit. The question is why she isn't summoning him now anyway....

Okay. Not immediately charging her it is

>writing

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Slowly the rest of the body of Buu materializes behind you and begins growling at the woman.
You're quick to raise a hand and calm him down.
"Easy there pard'.
Not yet."

"W-What is that thing?"

"Y'know for a time-traveler you're pretty stupid.
Not because you don't know every bit of detail about me, though that's a factor.
No, it's because you continue to piss me off and take me for a fool. But okay, I'll bite!
You can start explaining yourself and if I don't like what I hear."
You point up behind you.
"I'll let you get acquainted with my friend here REAL good! But I'll warn you, he's a hugger!"

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Aaaaand that's sadly as far as I can go today.
I'm beat.

I hope y'all enjoyed yourselves!
Though I do wonder if the constant lack of players is a result of the hype dying, my writing becoming less enjoyable or outside factors.
Never the less I am here to stay. Because next thread we kick DEMON ASS

>>3603037
i was only here because i happened to check the qst i'm guessing most other people simply don't know when you're live and don't check as often as i do

>>3603037
Literally forgot you were running until now, excited to say something like, "So the carpet matches the drapes." To towa so we keep her on her toes. This was great btw. Thx for DA run. Heck the only real complaint I have is the fact that we have so little time to interact with hit or see how he's take this whole makai demon king situation. Not you're fault tho, I was late for that vote. Hit's a top tier bro and is criminally underrepresented in quests

>>3603037
Summer's hit me with some severe lethargy, so I end up sleeping in and showing up just as the session is over.

My sleep cycle changed massively

>>3603037

Thanks for running, Not-Som!

I actually voted at the beginning of the thread, but I forgot that this was going on until like 15 minutes ago. Whoops.

I've been preoccupied with some other stuff though. Work and vidya and chores and all that other stuff.

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>Fuwa was following us with a magical scry-camera the whole time
>Fuwa recorded the Towa Tits
Uncensored version is going to be a best seller, fellas.
I secretly hope we end up seeing more somehow

>>3603180
>>3603056
>>3603193
>>3603267
>>3603479

Ah I see! I'm glad!
Don't worry if it's personal stuff or just random shit like that.
Believe me, I understand that.

I was just worried people stopped reading altogether. The fact that this is not the case makes me happy.

>>3603180
>>3603653
We'll see, we'll see.

>>3603037
Also, it feels like /qst/ in general is slowing down, to me at least. Less participation outside really hyped threads, much less voting on the suptg archive. It ain't to the point of being dead yet, but it's something I've noted.

I, personally, am also busy and/or asleep during the day, as I imagine most are during a weekday.

>>3604014
Eh you had a constant semi predictable schedual before. Lately the number of lives went down do to your work no wonder it will be a bit till everyone get back in the groove.

>>3604320
Undoubtedly.
Anyway, I think I'll post my schedule just so you guys are notified.
Today I'm not planning on doing jack.
Later tomorrow I'll do some of the requests, and finally on Saturday I'll be resuming the quest proper now that I have some free time.

>>3604626
>Today I'm not planning on doing jack.
Does Jill know?!