Do we know what a cam girl is? Because this is the best possible room to start our rise to stardom

>>3570096
Craft a magic circle using pizza crusts and return home

>>3570130
You are well versed in all things human world, its part of your training!

>>3570149
Impossible! You can only do basic magic.

~~~

Hmmmm, maybe being stuck in the human world is not so bad. So many fresh souls to harvest! You could rank up your succubus levels pretty quickly here. In hell, you need to stand in the blistering heat all day stabbing people with a pitchfork just to get the [ATTENTION] a succubus needs to maintain her existence. You jump into the gaming chair and turn your new PC on, with its SSD the computer boots immediately. From there, you turn on firefox and engage in attempting to whore yourself online. Unfortunately, it seems like he has no webcam. Understandable, who would want to see him anyway?

You check Amazon, and a good cam is going to cost you some money, of which you have NONE.

>what do?

>>3570173
Search the apartment, he probably has cash squirreled away

>>3570096
gay eunuch qm

>>3570182
Support

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You need some CASH MONEY for that webcam. So you decide to scrounge around for some money in the apartment. Unfortunately, you seem to be quite stuck! You of sugar have seeped out into the chair from the man and now you are stuck to the stick chair like a fly in a trap! tossing and turning you eventually are able to PEEL yourself out! "Disgusting..." you think to yourself...

Searching the house you are unable to find any funds other then a note with about 27.34$ on top of it. Not much money at all, not enough for a webcam. You move back to the PC to check the date to find its the 11th of june! That means you have about 20 days before this gentlemans mom comes to find him! You wonder how this man was supposed to live off 30 bucks for half a month?

>clean the house
>get ride of the body
>play some vidya on his PC
>go outside and get something to eat. (You dont need to eat, but can do so for pleasure)
>write in

>>3570221
>play some vidya on his PC

Searching was hard work.

Does he at least have a mic? He must. How else could he scream at 12 year olds online.

>>3570221
Go outside and get something to eat.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3570234
>>3570236
more players when?

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>>3570234
He has a mic, specify what game. He has every single PC game.

>>3570255
I want lewds of this succubus gremlin.

>play CKII

>play a generic fantasy game about monster girl hunting

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>>3570281
You open up MS paint and use the fill tool to colour in a map of Europe purple one segment at a time. You find this so engaging you spend all night doing it! you didn't even notice how much time passed from all the fun you were having!

~~~

It is now June 12th, and you have finished your game of CKII. You are running low on [ATTENTION] energy. In order to keep yourself from disappearing entirely you need to make people pay attention to you.

The corpse is starting to SMELL, it may draw attention soon.

>what do today?

>>3570304
Gremlin corpse smells disgusting, look for bleach to pour on it.

>>3570304
>The corpse is starting to SMELL, it may draw attention soon.

He's a neckbeard. Everyone expects him to smell.

Anyway, carve up his body into chunks, feed the less obvious bits to local wildlife and pet dogs, and bury the rest in garbage bags filled with bleach.

>>3570359
And don't forget to clean up that blood with chemicals to stop the smell from attracting unwanted visitors.

>>3570359
This

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>>3570386
Todays quest: dispose of the body.

You know ALL about disposing bodies, undergraduates in Demon U all have to take basic corpse disposal class in their first year. All you need is some bleach, a saw, saran wrap, and hungry animals. Surely all these things are going to be within reach...

As it turns out, the human living here has no use for bleach, or any other cleaning chemical for that matter. You are surprised to find some toothpaste! but not surprised to find it opened. Also, the saw, and saran wrap are a far flung dream. Even the animals are not readily available. Using google maps to check your location, you find yourself in the center of the metropolitan city VANCOUVER located in BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA. The only animals here are crows and pigeons, and birds HATE demons.

~~~

So, donning an ironic Canadian hat to hide your horns, and a shirt that has not been worn by its predecessor is maybe 20 years. You step out into the Canadian summer with the intent to find the closest "London drugs" or "IGA" to procure some bleach. And maybe then to "Canadian Tire" to buy a saw.

You follow the map you printed out to the best of your ability, but you are having a hard time understanding the retarded naming convention for streets and awful city layout.

>roll 3 1d42s for random event!

Rolled 40, 39, 138 = 217 (3d142)

>>3570414

Rolled 26, 16, 7 = 49 (3d42)

>>3570414

Rolled 24 (1d42)

>>3570414
Make a note to get some gasoline in case you decide to burn the body, as well as the house, if his mom comes asking questions.

>>3570431
you have to power to start fires with low level magic, you dont need gasoline.

>>3570414
Remove shirt

so this succubus is 100% a girl right

i’m a little wary

>>3570434
She'd be an incubus if she was male, Anon.

>>3570432
We can start fires, yes.

Gas helps it get going a lot quicker, though.

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>>3570434
Yes, incubus = male

>>3570433
You are not wearing a BRA right now and you are weary to attract to much attention to yourself. If people found out demons are real you would get in trouble with your DAD

>>3570444
Ok, but GAS costs $1.60 a liter and you only have 27$, you left the change behind because you dont feel like hiding a quarter somewhere on your person.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You take a short cut through the park and notice two point-dexters playing MAGIC THE GATHERING. If you really want to make it big online, the thirsty nerd market is an easy way in. So it may not be bad to learn a thing or too.

>What do?

>continue on with your quest, leave them be
>observe them from a distance before continuing on [+1 nerd cred]
>write in

>>3570432
Gasoline can help start a big fire and burn down that house before the firefighters can save any of the body left inside. I also doubt the flammability of some of the objects in the room as they may be saturated with sweat from the previous resident.

>>3570452
>>observe them from a distance before continuing on [+1 nerd cred]
>Remove shirt

>>3570452
>>observe them from a distance before continuing on [+1 nerd cred]
Attempt to learn which cards are the most valuable to these nerds. It's for... plans...

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You puu your sick nasty espionage skills to work and observe the nerds from a distance. You understand that these cards have monetary value but, of curse, have no idea which one is worth money and which are worthless. Eventually one of the nerds wins and the other nerd gets so livid and angry that he threatens his friend that on [SATURDAY] he will bring his MOST EXPENSIVE deck to the [EVENT: MTG TOURNAMENT] located at this very place at this same time. His friend calls his bluff and doesn't believe that his friend has ANY expensive cards at all.

An odd game, yet you manage to pickup a bit about it by watching them. You shift +1 towards becoming a [NERD] yourself.

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You eventually buy what you need to buy. You get your saw from the discount rack, CHEMICALS, and blue none cohesive special containers for $27 before heading home. You were worried about causing suspicion but the CANADIAN at the counter just stared lazily off into space. Unfortunately, you dont have money for gasoline, but you have time until the 1st to buy some if you get some moneys.

When you get home you get right to work sawing the man into parts, then dunking his body into the containers full of CHEMICALS. Now all you have to do is wait.

For a moment you consider taking off your shirt, but then choose not too on a whim.

Its only 8 PM on a THURSDAY

>what do?

>>3570492
Look around for some stuff you could sell.

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>>3570504
Supporting this.

Also:

Take off shirt.

>>3570491
Crack open a window to not breathe the chemicals and take off shirt.

>>3570492

Reboot Icon Tag?

DOUBLE CLICK IT!

>>3570492
Clean up the room, look for stuff to sell.

>>3570676
+1

>>3570676
>>3570704
+1
And take off shirt

Yeah, sorry OP, but that shirts gotta go

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>>3570492
Reset the neckbeard's phone and become an instathot

>>3570492
Utilize the computer mic to get online attention with your sexi succubi voice

>>3570719
based genius

>>3570776
Support

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You open a window and let the cool air in. As a succubus, you are immune to the damaging effects of the CHEMICALS thanks to your [DEMONIC CONSTITUTION]. But it still smells quit bad, so you open them more for your sanity then your health.

You spend the next hour or two looking for things to sell. There isn't much here that you can sell on Craigslist. The neck beard's only possessions, that have SOME value, other then the PC, are: one cupboard, several manga and my little pony books, a bed frame with no mattress, a set of unopened plates and cutlery, and the sticky gaming chair. You think that maybe you can get yourself $60 or so for everything, if you can sell it. Yet a new problem arises, you have no camera to upload the images onto Craigslist. Your only hope is to spend a day having a garage sale at some point, or get yourself a camera somehow.

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You decide to try and find your late master's phone, he must have a phone at least right? Checking the soiled pants that you had left in the bathroom, you manage to fish out some strange CANADIAN device. It looks more like a calculator then a phone? A quick google search confirms this is indeed a phone. The cyclopean lovecraftian construct frightens and intimidates you. Unfortunately, your sanity levels are way too high to be able to use this device.

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With the little time left in the day, you decide to try and play some multiplayer game and seduce people with your sexi succubi voice. Randomly, you pick to play teamfortress. Things don't go as you expect, you "ok" at the game. After all, you are not much of a gamer but you have [DEMONIC REFLEXES]. Yet any attempt to seduce the people you are playing with is shut down, the boys playing this game dont belive you to be a girl at all!!! The chances of a female playing videogames is so infinitely small, everyone just assumes you are some tranny with a voice changer or a preteen boy. You get your fix of [ATTENTION] for the day but its not the kind of attention that is maintainable. You also cant help but notice that your innate succubus charisma doesn't work through the internet in the same way it does in person.

You retire from the game and decide to REST. You dont need to sleep but every 48 hours a succubus must meditate for eight or so hours or she will have trouble maintaining her form. Picking a nice spot on the ground, you curl into a ball and slee... meditate.

>its now JUNE 13TH on a FRIDAY
>what do?

>>3571306
>>3571308
>>3571312
Garage sale! Write a a couple ads to put all over the neighbourhood and sell everything this poor guy had except the PC.

>>3571312
Think we could take out a bank loan?
How is our credit?

>>3571312
Browse the web, see if there are any public events happening in the next 3 days.

>>3571312
>friday the 13th

Is our demonic power boosted today?

>>3571312
Take notes of the gamertags of who you were playing with so you can look up their identities and write their names down. They’ll make great training sinners for those gay hairy muscle incubuses back home!

After that, yeah garage sale. The chair probably needs to be burned, though.

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>>3571312
Go clubbing to seduce some chads tonight. I assume, worst case scenario, getting date raped doesn't do anything to a succubus right?

>>3571367
I assume we're roofie immune thanks to demon constitution

browse the web
go on 4channel/qst

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>>3571337
You have no credit, you have no Id, nor do you have even have a social security number. You are an "illegal alien" and it would be best if no one caught on to that.

>>3571344
No, only Jason Voorhees is more powerful on that date.

>>3570505
Sugoi senpai Omergec! I LOVE your quest.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You start the morning with printing off some adds to post all over your neighborhood. You cant get the cunts who bad mouthed you yesterday out of your head, "foolish mortals!" you think "ill feed them to the incubus's back home! RRRRRRR". You dont like getting disrespected by mortals, so you think of all manner of plots and plans to destroy them. Yet ultimately, all it will ever be is plots and plans. You dont really have the resources to triangulate a random person on the internet so you can take your revenge. Still, it occupies the mind while you stick your posters everywhere and position all your furniture in the front yard.

While you sit on the cupboard doing your best to entice potential suckers. You contemplate on what you will do later tonight. Maybe internet and chill or maybe some clubbing? One of these two things for sure, but for right now you need to focus on selling your trash.

>3 people roll a 1d80 to see how you do out there.

Rolled 3 (1d80)

>>3571512
Ahhh yeaaaah

Rolled 44 (1d80)

>>3571512

Rolled 21 (1d80)

>>3571512

Rolled 70 (1d80)

>>3571512

>>3571533
>>3571545
>>3571560
We're so shit, it's almost impressive.

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Things did not go well today at ALL. You are now DEPRESSED. Things have not worked out instantly, so you have started to moan, bitch, and cry. "its too hot", "why is no one showing up to give me money?", "why cant things be easy?"

The only person to show up was an elderly woman driving by in a car, she bought the cupboard for 20$ and was impervious to your young suci charms. After moving all the things back into the house, you wonder how to spend the rest of the night

>goof off on the internet
>go dancing at a night club, its friday after all!
>write in

>>3571666
satanic trips status: checked

>goof off on the internet

>>3571666
>goof off on the internet
Maybe get into that ASMR or whatever

>>3571666
Go dancing
Seduce people for drugs and sell the drugs

>>3571666
>go dancing at a night club, its friday after all!

>>3571666
>go dancing at a night club, its friday after all!
Go do succ things.

>>3571666
Find a Chad or Tyrone to succ off and get some good fucc

>>3571666
>go dancing at a night club, its friday after all!

3 people roll 1D25s!!!

Rolled 3 (1d25)

>>3571741

Rolled 18 (1d25)

>>3571741

Rolled 21 (1d25)

>>3571741
Our Succubus could use a good rooting let’s hope she meets Chad Thundercock in the club

Rolled 7 (1d25)

>>3571741
woot-woot!

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You go down to the local night club "CELEBRITIES" where you unfortunately have to wait in line. Whats worse is that the bouncer charges you COVER. $10 whole Canadian dollars to get in! But youre a girl!?? Girls enver pay cover! Gross, he must have been GAY. Your charms only work on straight men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akhmS1D2Ce4
But once in the club, you have a great time! The music is great and the DJ plays summer time sadness while you dance dance dance the night away! You are a HIT with the boys and they give you LOADS of [ATTENTION]! You are in your element here and every time you go to the dance floor you feel someone trying to feel you up/dance with you.

You get so much attention that you get to pick between [4] different suitors.

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The first guys who come up to you:
[the craigs]
-package deal
-self described "good eggs"
-talk in pick up lines

>skip (cant go backwards)
>select this suitor for tonight

>>3571846
Pass. We want Chad not The Craigs. Tyrone would work too.

>>3571846
skip

>>3571846
Nah.

>>3571846
>skip

>>3571846
Skip

>>3571846
>self described "good eggs"
What in the fresh hell is this supposed to mean though?

>>3571885
It means that they probably tip fedoras on their free time.

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>>3571846
Skip. Don't wanna have to buy more chemicals and bins

Also, lovin' the art anon. It's made my day three times now

>>3571897
> Don't wanna have to buy more chemicals and bins
If you bring one of these men to completion, they WILL die. But its the only way to get their soul energy. The only other way is for them to become infatuated with you then you can slowly siphon off their spirit energy forever.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>3571897
>>3571871
>>3571862
>>3571861
>>3571854
>>3571851
Absolutely savage, you laugh at the Craigs until they walk away with their heads bowed low. Yet 10 seconds later you see them on the rebound trying to pick up some other girls.

The next guy:
[Nice guy Bear]
+Easy to control
+Lots of energy from consuming his soul
+pretty handsome under that beard
+power top
-good heart
-shouldn't be in a club
-has many friends that will know he is missing

>skip (cant go backwards)
>select this suitor for tonight

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>>3571918
I was just saying that I rather have succubus kill the Craigs than fuck em.


Tough choice here. Gonna have to say skip on this guy. Demons can have morals right?

>>3571918
>ask for his number, then skip
Save him up for later, maybe mr good guy could help us out with other things

>>3571927
Yes they can have standards too.

>>3571929
THATS NOT HOW THIS GAME IS PLAYED

>>3571918
>skip

don't want that heat

>>3571934
wow cheater
disgraceful

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Gonna head to bed now anons, but choose the third suitor. Gonna appear bad, but I have a hunch that the 4th is gonna be much worse. Let's get this [ATTENTION]

>>3571918
Nah, too decent. Be nicer about letting him down, though. Maybe meet his friends, though, we're a young 200 something succubus, we need a social life outside of gaming.

>>3571918
>>3571920
Ehhh, nahhh this guy’s too good for us and the last thing we need is a demon-hunter on our tail.

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>>3571944
>>3571904
Sleep tight anon, thank you for the kind words~~


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>3571927
>>3571929
>>3571939
>>3571953
>>3571965
You let this guy down easy, you dont need the heat on you nor do you want to hurt this sweet guy! He doesnt take it hard at all "haha, thats ok. My friends just dragged me out here, would much rather be at a pub! Have a fun night!".

NEXT BOY:
[Chad]
+Chad
+works out plays soccer
+HOT
+ / - ? Asian
-loves himself too much to ever truly like you
-sees you as a conquest
-hard to control

>skip (cant go backwards)
>select this suitor for tonight BUT CAN YOU RESIST THE ALLURE OF THE MYSTERY BOX?

>>3571986
>this is the 21
BOOM, SOLD best we’re gonna get.

>>3571986
>select this suitor for to tonight
I'm not sure what optimal stop theory is, but I'm going to stop here and say that it's safer to not take the last option in any case.

>>3571986
>select this suitor for tonight

>>3571986
>Select

Hell yes we can resist the box
fuck the box
it's probably the twin brother of our summoner

>>3571986
>>select this suitor for tonight
Yeah, he seems self absorbed enough to drain the life out of.

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>>3572014
>>3572013
>>3572000
>>3571997
>>3571993
But anons, the ~~~MYSTERY BOX~~~

I will give you a chance to reconsider.

>>3571986
>select this suitor for tonight
Go back to his place and see how much semen we can extract from him. Also money once he dies. He’s Chad but he can’t beat an immortal succubus.

>>3572023
I've seen UHF before, pal. I'mma gonna keep my red sna-, er, Chad, thank you very much,

>>3572023
NO
We know a trap when we see it
OUR WILLS ARE AS IRON

>>3571986
>>3572023
Go back to Chads place and show him what a REAL semen demon can do

>>3572023
NO NO NO, our cooch is for CHAD’s nads only

>>3572023
>select this suitor for tonight
The numbers (almost) never lie!

3 people roll 1d666 for your seduction POWERS

Rolled 337 (1d666)

>>3572084
Lmao

Rolled 131 (1d666)

>>3572084
Yeet

Rolled 227 (1d666)

>>3572084

>>3572089
>>3572095
>>3572098
With rolls like this it looks like Chad is the one who did the seducing.

>>3572101
It's what we deserve for punching above our weight class.
Should have gone with the bear.
Should have gone with the mystery box.
Should have rolled 4.5682 seconds earlier to get that 666 crit.

Succubus date raped, but do we take off shirt?

>>3572114
Nah, chad just pulls down our pants and takes us before we even get him back to our apartment.
Although, considering we are a suckubussy, I don't think that turn of events would be all that bad.

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>>3572089
>>3572095
>>3572098
uh oh, ill cya guys tomorrow for the exciting conclusion to clubnight arc.

>>3572135
Based OP

>>3572135
She looks
SO tired of this shit

>>3570598
God man that was from that one green archer girl story. Whatever happened in the dungeon after they killed those skeletons and got trapped by spooky bois?

That's not yuri.

>>3572247
It could be, dont expect PURE yuri though.

>>3572163
Are you new to /qst/?

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>>3572163
Have a (You)
If you're interested, read the archives mate, its good shit.
Also friendly advice, lurk more

>>3572297
To be fair, your quest does run unfrequently and isn't the most known; though I'm curious at how he missed the other threads.

I like the style though, reminds me of the classic DQ mixed with a bit of NAP.

This looks very interesting. Nice artwork by the way LLH!

bump

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>>3573176
Its being worked on! Don't close that TAB!!

>>3573183
Muy bueno!

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>>3573183
Lookin forward to what our low rollin' shenanigans got us into

>>3573183
Bum bump

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You have SELECTED: [CHAD](minor Fail)

While you are still talking down the [Nice Guy] into a gentle rejection. You suddenly feel a SLAP on your ASS! Who DARES strike your posterior!!?Your assailant comes around, and places himself BETWEEN you and the [NICE GUY], before leaning in to whisper in your ear: “hey, want to dance?”; [Chad] has entered the fray!

The AUDACITY of this HUNK, thinking himself free to spank your bum. If he wasn't so STRONG, ATHLETIC, and HANDSOM, you would set him alight right here! But he is, so you don’t. Usually the difference between being hot and creepy is wither or not you are attractive or not. You cant help but enjoy the stinging sensation on your ass, you can feel a tingle in your cootch. You can see how awkward the [Nice guy] feels from having someone step in between him, and you feel a bit bad letting [Chad] pull you away to the dance floor. But this ALPHA human emasculating [Nice guy], turns you on. You shoot a final “sorry, im with a real man now” smile at [nice guy] before disappearing into the throng of dancers. You will hate yourself later, but now its time fore fun!

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LEWD PDF, not necessary to read.

music if you do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8

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+2.3 [Soul Essence] (You can burn souls for momentary magical or physical power ups, the more you burn the greater the effect. Or you can trade them in for a level up, 1 Soul essence is worth 20 Spirit energy)

Oh fuck, you over did it. [Chad] is DEAD, and you didn’t even GET OFF. You really fucked this up, you are now stuck in the club wash room with a corpse that has very clear soul sucked marks all over it. If the cops find him, then the hunters will soon get wind of it, and when the hunters get wind of it, they are going to be HERE looking for YOU. Whats worse is that this place has CAMARAS, they will IDENTIFY you. [Nice guy] even SAW you with [Chad]. This is a BIG PROBLEM., you got seduced BAD, as a succubus, you’re going to be the laughing stock of hell if word gets out!

You are stuck in the bathroom stall of a night club with a soul sucked corpse.
>what do?

>>3573868
Can't we do anything with magic

>>3573868
Look for needles or something to leave track marks. Make it look like an OD that you didn't have or was involved with.

>>3573868
Only one thing to do.
First make an out of order sign on the door.
Then vore the body. Demons can do that I'm sure.

We might gain a some suspicions amount of weight, but a little thiccness never hurt nobody.

>>3573868
Reanimate his body with foul necromancy long enough for it to leave the club and collapse in a ditch somewhere.

We can do that now that we have soul essence right?

>>3573879
This

I guess we should hold back on the magic since we just got it

>>3573885
>>3573877
You can do small time necromancy yes, you can reanimate the body with soul joice.

>>3573879
>>3573888
>a corpse that has very clear soul sucked marks all over it. If the cops find him, then the hunters will soon get wind of it, and when the hunters get wind of it, they are going to be HERE looking for YOU.

>>3573890
Yeah definitely give him enough juice to get out of the club and wander a few blocks until you find somewhere deserted to drop him and obscure the cause of death. I doubt random clubbers will recognize the signs.

>>3573868
Go over to that nerd guy to apologize and get him to crack into the surveillance system with his skills.

ill close vote in 30 minutes

>>3573896
>>3573885
This

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Deciding between, eating the body like some kind of snake demon, scrounging around for needles in some convoluted plan to fake an OD, finding the guy you REJECTED, so he can HACK the cameras with his NERD POWER, and reanimating the body so it can follow you out. You decide to go with the only thing that you actually know how to do. Sometimes the best plans are the simplest.

After looking through his wallet for ID, and finding a cool $200, you use his real name to cast some EMPOWERED [-1 soul essence] Necromancy. Soon [Chad] starts to stir and stands upright before you. You give your new undead minion the command to follow you out and away from the club!

The plan works, other then catching some concerned looks from a passerby or two, you soon exit the club and get off the main streets with your new zombie. After finding a quit place to abandon him, you tyell him to sit down in a bush and simply die. "Ok, you can die now" you say to the zombie. But the zombie persists, he just sort of sits there. Its at this point that you realize that you only know how to summon the undead, not banish them. You consider just smoothing the zombies head with your [DEMONIC STRENGTH]. But that will leave a headless body and QUESTIONS. You can't belives that an hour ago you wanted this zombie's dick more then anything, [Chad] looks so pathetic now.

>what do?
>keep the zombie as a servant
>take the zombie home with you and kill it there
>kill the zombie right here and now, leaving your troubles for another day.
>write in

>>3573947
Bring the zombie home and dispose of it with chemicals and saws like before. It worked once, it's gotta work again, right?

>>3573947
>take the zombie home with you and kill it there
What's another body on the pile?

>>3573950
This. I wonder if it's possible to have safe-sex.

I think we should instead bring the zombie back home and force him to make money online. He could also clean up the [Canadian's] house for once and be disposed of later.

>>3573947
Tell the zombie to dig a grave with its hand's. And to dump himself in it.

>>3573947
>>3573957
This.

>>3573955
Girls. I'm telling you.

>>3573947
Tie rocks around his feet and send him into the sewer or the largest local body of water.

>>3573955
It seemed like losing far too much semen is what killed chad (which does make sense as in occultism semen was thought to represent a man's vitality). So I'm guessing the only way for a succubus to have safe sex would be some kind of barrier to prevent her from sucking a man's semen dry.

>>3573987
But then wouldn't Otaku be like gods then? They can bust 7 nuts in under an hour on the daily, and would still have room for more.

Chad lost because his balls weren't tortured by the Otaku's intense masturbation routine.

>>3573997
>The neck beard virgin who summoned you got the spell off the internet, and he thought it would be a gag to try it on his 30th birthday. A common occurrence actually, most people think the 30 year old wizard is a meme and never even try casting a single spell!

D E E P L O R E

>>3573987
I guess the jackpot for a succsucc would be a guy that was just immune to getting his soul drained, but could still put out vitality.
A nice well instead of an occasional cup of water to quench the endless thirst.

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You decide its best to take your new minion home with you for now. Whats another body on the heap after all? Although you have used all you CHEMICALS on the first body, and the buckets are STILL dissolving the aforementioned body. You could always just have him bury himself in the backyard and have [Chad] just sit there until he is someone else's problem. Or until he turns into a cool Skeleton minion instead of a gross zombie!

Walking home you cant help put wonder if safe sex is possible with a mortal. You are going to be a virgin forever if this continues. Throwing a backwards glance over at [CHAD] you are saddened at what could have been. He would have mad a HOT boy friend, but now he is just a corpse. Its not a topic that has ever been explored back in Succubus-U...

When you get back to "your" house, you order Chad into the washroom and sit him in the bathtub next to the decomposing remains of the neckbeard warlock. You command him to wait until the body has decomposed fully, then to slowly dumb the remains down the bathtub drain. He, just sits in the tub and stares into the tubs patently waiting. heh, maybe [Chad] could be repurposed tomorrow into cleaning up the house or even making money for you online. He could only do pointless mindless busywork though... I guess he would be great as a sales representative! You smile to yourself at your small joke. Then immediately get sad because no one is around to hear your wit.

You close the bathroom door and consider the problem "fixed" for now.

NIGHT CLUB ARC COMPLETE
you are up a net 1.3 Soul Essence and you [ATTENTION Lust] meter is at %100.

>what do for the rest of the night? you dont need to meditate for another 32 hours
>game
>clean
>sleep/meditate
>write in

also you have 210$

>>3574053
Do we need to eat or drink?

>>3574051
>clean
Vague, but something we should totally do with our free time.
Also a reminder we need to buy that webcam so we can start our cam whore operation.

>>3574062
Only if you feel like it, you are sustained by people giving you attention.

>>3574063
its like 2AM now. Thats MORNING stuff.

>>3574083
I say we make a 4chan post about this on /qst/. More likely we should just research nerd hobbies though so we can get that [[[ATTENTION]]]

>>3572582
This isy 1st quest, I run every day. You may have me confused with someone else.

>>3574083
>2AM
>Not morning.
Besides, It's never too early to engage with the economy.
It's also just a reminder, not an addition.

>>3574051
Make Chad a gold farmer for a Korean or Chinese MMO grindfest or something, idk. Or maybe use him as an undead prostidude for weird goth chicks with more money than sense.

>>3574090
Uh, okay.
I'll admit your art reminded me a lotof Dark Fantasy Quest in the design of your characters and the way you draw them.

Also side question: are we able to learn polymorphism? It might be great to avoid attention if we're able to change shape at will...

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read my quest

>>3574051
>>game

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>>3574051
Oh god oh fuck.

Few big red flags rn,
1. We have until Monday/Tuesday before people notice Chad is missing
2. We didn't break Chad's SIM card and chuck his phone as far away as he could. Police are probably gonna check for his phone first thing once they get that missing persons report.
3. Chad's gonna smell, possibly alerting the neighbors

I think we need to move guys. I don't know if Chad had the location setting on his phone on, but it's pretty likely. Our apartment is probably on that history and compromised giving us about 48-72 to gtfo before shit hits the fan. We didn't have to worry about people noticing neckbeard was gone because nobody gave a fuck, so we need to find a new hiding spot with internet. Probably(?) the best way to do that would be to seduce another neckbeard/nerd who nobody's gonna go looking for, then just move into their living space, transferring all stuff from neckbeard's place as needed.

Goal #1 right now though is to get rid of that phone. My vote is to ziptie it to a car or something that moves around to confuse the cops when they do look through the location stuff. Pretty sure we have to get rid of the phone and SIM with how the tracking works, but more knowledgeable anons please correct me.

Goal#2 is to get a new hidey hole. Seduce one of the nerds at the park after stalking him? Then succ and gain access to his apartment.

Goal#3 make Chad's death look not supernatural. Burn the body? Acid? Point is we should make it look like something "natural" did it and let it get discovered once the police start looking so the search stops and we don't get some Van Hellsing on our succubus ass. I propose making Chad follow us to some remote location and either fireballing him or gas+matchstick

WE CAN DO THIS /QST/. FUCK DA POLICE

>>3574051
Definitely furious masturbation. Chad dying left you with blue ovaries.

>>3574354
We should do this first. Priority level alpha

>>3574341
we shoud wheel his gaming pc on the gaming char to a pawn shop before we get out

>>3574220
then link it faggot

>>3574374
We might need to to become a titty streamer. Good idea if the second victim also has a decent PC though

>>3574379
hmm, get a rental, wheel the setup to the renal, set the house with the bodies on fire, become the tiddy streamer of our dreams

Flee to America. The borders between the US and Canada are barely guarded.

>>3574449
why woud we do that? america is way worse than canada

>>3574456
Last resort, could always head to NYC, plenty of easy victims and places for a succubus to hide.

>>3574456
We will soon be wanted in Canada. Unless we attack the Club to get the DVR and cut down Nice Guy we are fucked.

>>3574467
At the very least we should change Provinces so the Police have a harder time.

>>3573867
Yo that lewd af

>>3574051
>game
Relax with the new hit game Re:Lax while listening to Relax (since it's very topical)

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>>3574185
No, that would be TOO EASY and not DEMONIC enough.

>>3574354
You cant turn yourself on or masterbait yourself to any sort of satisfaction. Your internal succubus mechanisms prevent you from scratching that growing itch to fuck in anyway other then actually fucking.

>>3574341
[CHAD] had no phone on him, just his wallet as mentioned. He may have left it in a vest at the coat check or something. You have no way or knowing for sure. CONVENIENT.

>>3574160
zombie Chad cant do anything but the SIMPLEST of tasks. If you want a useful minion, you can use soul essence to summon your own demon servant. Low level imps cost 20 Soul essence, half that if you bind the into an item like a broom or computer.

>>3574795
Thank you for saying so, I hope that you were successfully aroused. I kind of rushed that last pic.


I hope I didn't miss anything
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Going back into the bathroom, you get your undead slave and order him to pick up all the garbage he finds on the ground. You order him to place it in a big pile in the kitchen. You dont have any cleaning supplies at the moment, but at least you can get ride off all the week old pizzas and piss juggs that lay randomly about the apartment.

You decide to squander a large part of the time that has been given to you, by goofing off on the internet. Opening up firefox, you check the bookmarks and find an overwhelming amount of bookmarked porn. Yet among the bookmarks you find a gem: "4chan". At first you dont really get what the fuck this site is about, but after some lurking you quickly manage to burn hour after hour doing basically nothing. You're favorite board is /v/, there you can really get [ATTENTION] from the boys by arguing about video games that you have never played. You open up tab after tab, randomly select a user, and reply "have sex" at them. None take you up on your offer, instead they get MAD. Which is funny in its own way.

You also find the /qst/ board, but quickly find that there is nothing here of value and leave.

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Soon you start to worry about your future and getting caught by the cops. You also wonder if you will ever get to go home again, and what you are going to do about a place to live? How are you going to get ride of Zombie Chad before he starts to stink?

You then push all that to the back of your mind and play some single player vidya. You pick up Sekiro at first, but it ends up being a bit frustrating so you switch to Anno 1602. The system the nerd had set up for himself is quite nice. You play some relaxing music off youtube and just chill. It helps put the fact that you really want to fuck out of your mind. You even start to relax in the sticky gamer chair...

...


Its now only 8 AM on a SATURDAY; 14th of JUNE 2019.
>what do today? ([CHAD] can only safely leave the house at NIGHT or he will get NOTICED)
-go get more chemicals and cleaning supplies
-go to that MTG tournament at the park and wait for it to start (starts at ??:??)
-WRITE IN <-----------

>>3575009
>-go to that MTG tournament at the park and wait for it to start (starts at ??:??)

>>3575009
>-go to yoga class

The succ is lonely. Summon an Imp slave

>>3575009
>Go to MTG tournament
Pick up a cheap ten dollar starter deck at Wal-Mart first

>>3575062
I think we don't have enough for that

>>3575083
its a 40 min commute by bus and train to the nearest wall mart? Are you OK WITH THAT?

>>3575130
The succubus can definitely handle that. The question is, what color should we go with? I'm thinking Bl**e for maximum evil potential.

>>3575009
-go get more chemicals and cleaning supplies
Plenty of time to do this early and catch something else later!

>>3573867
Based. Loved it.

>>3575130
Um, not if it makes us late for the tournament. But Wal-Mart has other important stuff like webcam. 40 min is rough but worth.

>>3575177
I have already draw the picture its HAPPENING

>>3575009
-go get more chemicals and cleaning supplies
Nerds don't get out of their caves this early, we have plenty of time

>>3575181
Lets win this boys

Or girls I guess we're a succubus

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You decide to go to Walmart for a few reasons, its cheap and you dont got much monies, the instructions on google maps are pretty easy to follow, and the denizens of hell know all about Walmart. You put on your poutine cap and shirt, hide your money "somewhere" on your person, and head out. As a demon, you are pretty resistant to the weather, so the chilly breeze doesn't bother you at all.

You cant help but notice all the attention you are getting, of course you are going to get attention as a succubus, but today it seems like everyone is looking. It takes you about halfway to your destination for you to realize that your "swimsuit" bottoms may have "passed" when it was HOT, but on a chilly day liek today people are looking. You like when they look, but TOO much attention may not be so good. Especially when they come from the scowls of upset old ladies who have nothing better to do then cause you trouble.

Eventually you make it to the promise land of walmart.
>what buy? (transit was $5, you have $205 Canadian loonies in bill form)
-MTG starter deck $20
-cleaning supplies $12
-more CHEMICALS $15
-pants? ($??)
-OTHER??????

>>3575249
>-MTG starter deck $20
-pants? ($??)
-OTHER?????? (webcam 32$)

>>3575266
and yes I looked up the price of the webcam

>>3575266
if the equipment is shitty the work will suffer anon

>>3575249
>-MTG starter deck $20
>-cleaning supplies $12
>-OTHER?????? (webcam $80)
I can support a webcam, but I cannot support pants.

>>3575283
you can always buy TIGHT SHORTS

>>3575283
This

>>3575296
NO, we are going to buy LONG PANTS, and then we are going to CUT them until they more or less are SHORTS. Few things are as unholy as wasting perfectly good clothes!

>>3575249
>MTG starter deck $20
>Skirt ($?)
But more importantly
>webcam ($?)

>>3575249
This >>3575283

>>3575249
Pants, a pair of tight jeans and a pair of short shorts.
Crop tops.
Starter deck.
Sexy underwear.

>>3575299
why stop at long pant, why not a long sleeved turtle neck and a gigantic beanie. the biggest beanie their ever was

>>3575249
-pants? ($??)
-cleaning supplies $12
-webcam

>>3575315
>long pants
>long-sleeved turtleneck
Our mother would be ashamed if she knew we went around like that, anon! Especially in public!

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>>3575249
-MTG starter deck, take the more later from nerds
-Tights. Sexy, but also not too out of place
-Webcam
-Matchbox

>>3575249
>mtg starter and best webcam we can afford

>>3575329
Jeez I cannot type today

>>3575273
really when I looked webcams up there were all around that

>>3575315
sounds really hipster now that I think about it that sounds really hot

>>3574220
now fag

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he first thing you do is go and try on some pants. Most of the stuff they have available is CHEAP and UNAPPEALING. They have some basic sizes to pick from and its all knock off brads basically. You find a pair of pants here that fit snug, but its a lucky find and its $30. You try it on in the changing room, and lament that you dont have a phone to take pics with. This would be the perfect time for one.

After, you pick up some basic cleaning supplies. Then you go right to the webcam section. Its not looking too good, the stuff they have on the website and the stuff actually available in store are two different things. You get to pick between the cheap brand for $30 and the """"expensive"""" brand for $80. Being the posh girl that you are, you pick the expensive one. The cheap pixel brand one will probably look like shit, and you got to spend money to make money!

You have $83 left, you want t buy some MORE CLOTHES and be SEXY??? Or be a nerd and actually spend $20 on a deck of cards for a children's game that you dont actually know how to play. You don't need to have a deck to go to the tournament and "watch".

>what do?
>more clothing
>buy the MTG cards
>dont actually buy anything else, save your monies.
>write in

>>3575743
>>more clothing
Get some tank tops and underwear, it's for our tiddy streaming job.

>>3575749
>more clothing

the succs right, nerds are for harvesting

>>3575749
>dont actually buy anything else, save your monies
Yea, might get more difficult later if we don't have a cushion.
Also
>Let's go to nerdcon and succ some souls

>>3575749
>buy the MTG cards
The MTG tournament is a perfect place for us to find plenty of beta bux orbiters to spend money on us or outright donate it to us. Money which we can spend looking for a hot mega cock Chad to make us a single mother.

>>3575749
>buy the MTG cards

>>3575766
The idea of a big dick Chad making a literal demon girl into a single mother is hilarious as fuck.

>>3575749
>buy the MTG cards
Everyone needs a hobby.

>>3575749
>buy the MTG cards

>>3575749
Ah yes the knock off brads truly the most basic people alive

buy the MTG cards and dick covers for non-soulsucking sex

>>3575749
Clearly Succugirl needs to find a hot older married Chad, like a surgeon or business exec or professional athlete, and become his sugar baby. Good sex, good money, fancy jewelry and clothes? Sounds like her wet dream right there.

>>3575791
But when she does have sex with someone she basically eats their soul

>>3575797
As long as she drains their bank account along with their souls it’s all good.

>>3575797
That’s what condoms are for.

>>3575786
Dont make fun of my inability to spell cheeeeeeckkkkkk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

>>3575831
Succ buys a dicctionary

>>3575006
You are a fucking legend of a QM.

If this is Canada then Thrift stores and Salvation Army are always worth a look.

For CANons here, take my /fa/ g advice. Thrift stores can have shirts, sweatpants, shorts or hoodies for 2-5 CAD.

I think that we should snag the MtG starter deck for 20$ and ask the nerds to help fill us in with better shit later. A twitch account could also help us later on to help stream the tourney.

>>3575749
Take off shirt and sell it so we can afford more things.

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>>3575813
>>3575789
>condoms
Literally, the worst sin a succubus could commit. Wouldn't even stop the soul sucking, if they climax they die, Boy or girl.

>>3576058
DO HO HO. I drew several shirtless succubi tonight but then I decided not to post them because of this poster. This is the guy that made me not do it, I deleted them now so dont even ask.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You decide that the shity walmart brands, and box of underwear are not worth the money. But, you still want to buy some nice clothing, so you make a mental note to shop at some thrift stores sometime in the future. You dont really know the area around where you live, and a thrift store may not show up on google maps. The best bet is just to do some exploring at some point in the future. Vancouver may become your home for a long time after all.

But you DO pick up the MTG cards. You are a COOL SICK NASTY demon chick, playing card games wont effect the COOL and ALOOF look you are rocking. They seem to have 5 starter sets. One for Each colour, but you're not sure which to pick... You dont really know anything about the game and none of the elderly employees would know anything about the products they are selling....

...

You walk out of Walmart wearing your new jeans and carrying your new stuff in a plastic bag. You currently plan to head home and drop your stuff off, maybe even actually open your deck before you show up at the tournament. The whole trip from and too your house takes three hours when you factor in the time you spend looking at your own butt.

>what colour did you pick?
>blue /black / white / red/ green

also feel free to write in stuff to do before you head to the park, it will only be 11 AM when you get home.

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Ill catch yall tomorrow for that MTG TOURNAMENT ARC

Make sure to pick a colour it will have a huge impact on the story 69 different ending paths, Everything from this point on will be based on this choice you make now, this decision CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>3576102
>>what colour did you pick?
who cares about that nerd shit. Just pick randomly

>>3576114
1 vote for WHITE

T H E ~ S U S P E N S E

>>3576102
White deck I guess. Also get zombie Chad to clean up the apartment. Then look around for “nerdy gamer girl” accessories to maximize our beta bux gains from the magic tournament and look up how to play magic on 4chin

>>3576120
69 different ending paths? Fuck it, I'll let the dice fly and have Dad pick my color.

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>3576102

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3576137
Fuck dice didn't roll properly.

>>3576102
>white
>learn MTG rules

Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>3576102

>>3576102
>White
I've never played MTG, but assuming white is holy then let's go for the ironic choice!

Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>3576102

Red goblin deck baby.

>>3576111
white

>>3576102
RED

>>3576102
>White because irony

>>3576701
Supporting

>>3576102
Red like hell

>>3576102
a ravnos deck

>>3576102

This >>3576790
Red-Black deck.

>>3576102
White.

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>>3576870
On the way home, some rocks fall and you die.

JK, see you tomorrow

>>3576111
>Red
Cuz its the colour of LOVE and BLOOD
nice trips

>>3577473
Our ass is quite protrusive

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>>3576102
>DO HO HO. I drew several shirtless succubi tonight but then I decided not to post them because of this poster. This is the guy that made me not do it, I deleted them now so dont even ask.
This is why we can’t have nice things

>>3577562
Clearly it's our most seductive feature

>>3577473
Just so you know,

The suptg archive doesn't support PDF files, when you get around to archiving this.

Good luck

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Get a window seat and stare out the bus windows on the way home scanning for stores of interest, namely thrift and nerdy game stores. Use your [DEMONIC EIDETIC MEMORY] (we have that right?) To review everything you saw to make sure you didn't miss anything.
Meanwhile, drink from a water bottle seductively to top off on [ATTENTION]

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>>3579189
Thats ok, I dont plan to archive anything.

>>3579239
You dont have that power, ONLY I GET TO CHOOSE OUR POWERS. Maybe when you level up. Also, save water drinking for a HOT day

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You get home and find it much cleaner of refuse, and the garbage pile is zombie Chad has been working on has gotten BIG. Happy with his progress, you try and get him to start cleaning the walls and floor with the CLEANING SUPPLIES. Yet he just stiffens and doesn't do much, it seems like when you used more then two verb in a command he just has no idea what to do. Not wanting him to misinterpret the instructions and do something retard, you just have him go back to the wash room and sit there.

With that out of the way, you hop onto your computer and try to LEARN the rules of the game and open up your new DECK. You had chosen WHITE, the colour of BLEACHED BONE. Yet when you open the deck and take a look at your cards you are shocked to find how LAME they are. Knights, angels, and griffons? What is this GARBAGE? You threw away 20 loonies on THIS?

Well that kind of sucks, but you have what you have and maybe its cool in an ironic way? After about an hour of youtube videos trying to learn the rules, you decide its time to head to the park.

...

You arrive too early! It seems like they are still setting up, you wonder if you should sit and wait or if the right move is to try and meet some people before it starts.
>what do?
>sit and wait
>talk to people
>write in

icolash are you here
just checking

>>3579450
>Check if there are other cute girls.

>>3579450
>talk to people

>>3579450
>talk to people
Who?
I don't know better than just sitting here i guess

>>3579189
What about 4plebs?

>>3579450
>sit and wait
Make sure our legs are spread to SEDUCE desperate NERDS

>>3579469

Seconded.
scout the place. look out for competition and mark particularly vulnerable beta orbiters.