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The blue demonesse conjures a similar dark cloud she did before and disappears in it.
As her portal fades alongside her influence on the place you feel a sudden, rising surge coming from the still remaining door which begins to pull on you relentlessly.
Before you even have time to scream in confusion your eyes open as they are assaulted by light.

"AAAAAAaaah... what?"

You look around and see a vast, green field housing a small dome like structure on one side and a massive tree, around which a keep like structure was built, on the other.
Hearing the serene sound of water moving about you turn around and realize you awakened next to a small pond.
Looking up you see a strange, bird cage like structure, beyond which instead of a blue sky you see green space and vast planets orbiting you.
It's all very serene.

"Where am I?"

"Hellooo!"
A high pitched voice calls out to you from behind.
But when you turn around you see nobody.
"HEY! DOWN HERE!"

"Wha-"
Looking down you spot a little girl who reaches... about up to your waist.

"Hello hello!
I'm sorry about that. I tried calling out to you but it looks like Towa had the same idea.
Luckily it seems she got bored and gave up."
She then extends your hand to you.
"Nice to meet you! I'm the Supreme Kai of Time. But just call me Chronoa!"

"Erm... hi.
I'm Eric-"

"I know."
She lets go and crossing her arms behind her back she starts dragging her feet along the ground in embarrassment.
"I'm sorry about... all of that by the way. I didn't mean for things to get... this messy.
Oh by the way... this is Gose! You two have already met!"

From behind the girl an even smaller alien pops out, the same guy who was on Kanassa trying to stop you... or more accurately stop Towa and her shenanigans.
"H-Hi..."

He seems to be none the less ashamed than the Supreme Kai but there is something... else mixed in there.
You try to prod him, his mental barriers seemingly down and feel... anxiety?

>Nice to meet you both. (Remain silent about Towa for the time)
>Erm.... actually about Towa. She did not JUST go away (explain what happened)
>Other?
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>>3548878
>Erm.... actually about Towa. She did not JUST go away (explain what happened)
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>>3548878
>>Erm.... actually about Towa. She did not JUST go away (explain what happened)
>>Also make it clear from the get go that you want no part in their time war/time cop bs. You just wanna get your favor cashed and never deal with any of them again.
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>>3548878
>Erm.... actually about Towa. She did not JUST go away (explain what happened)
>>3548892
But time cop bullshit is fun!
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>>3548878
>>3548878
"I wish I could say it was nice to meet you guys, but... I'm honestly still kinda miffed about the whole thing. Plus, now you guys are invading my dreams too? C'mon, at least Towa had the (in)decency to look the part! GoD knows I'm already in the doghouse for jobbing like a total tool... You're WELCOME, by the way, so feel free to let me know when that explanation is coming my way."

Mostly just acting annoyed and huffy, thoroughly put upon rather than actually angry.
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>>3548907

Yeah! What ever happened to meeting over lunch face-to-face to discuss business? Or is that strictly an Earthling thing? Either way, it's super rude and not classy at all.
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Okay. So not keeping Towa a secret and generally being miffed.
Got it

>writing
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"I wish I could say it was nice to meet you guys, but... I'm honestly still kinda miffed about the whole thing.
Plus, now you guys are invading my dreams too? C'mon, at least Towa had the (in)decency to look the part!"
You respond, giving voice to your irritation.

The little guy next tot the Kai recoils and promptly hides behind his boss(?).
Meanwhie the little girl in a rather jarring manner goes from cute and bubbly to proper and formal.
She nods with her eyes closed and assumes a much more somber tone.

"I understand your frustration. Truly I do.
And I meant it when I said I'm sorry. But you did the right thing.
Gods know the damage could've been irreversible. A person merely existing when they shouldn't could create vast changes due to a butterfly effect. Who knows what would've happened if things didn't transpire as they should've."

"So... what? From now on I get to enjoy you talking in my head, invading my dreams so I don't step off the "proper path"?
No thanks. I'd rather not have my free will be given the finger!"

"Don't think of it like that.
This isn't much of a matter of "fate" or "destiny". It's not the job of the Time Patrol or mine to enforce some grand design of the gods.
What we are safekeeping, what the "proper path" is one dictated specifically by you and everyone else, even the gods."

You raise an eyebrow at that.
"Come again?"

"We are more the guardians of your free will than anything else.
I may be the Supreme Kai of Time but that doesn't make me its architect, only its protector.
What course the world takes is determined by you."

"Like traveling to the past?"

"How do yo-"

"Like I said before... Towa.
She didn't just leave. She showed up in my dream personally!
She told me you let someone alter time once but when she attempts it, it's suddenly a nono."

"I see... She really got desperate. Or smarter.
Yes it's true. I've allowed a change in the timeline. Several in fact because Grand Zeno deemed the new timeline preferable. Plus... the two events aren't comparable."

"How so?"

"Usually when a mortal travels back in time, usually with a time machine, they end up creating a splinter in the timeline.
Their future remains unchanged while they create an entirely new timeline. Thus paradoxes are avoided.
However... What Towa carefully omitted was her nature.
She's not only a demon... but a Time Breaker."

"That's a dumb name."

"Using her demon sciene and magic she severed herself from the time stream.
Unfortunately this means I can't foresee her actions AND that if she alters the past... it WON'T create a new timeline.
Luckily in turn these changes are very easy to spot and fix. But as you can see it for yourself changing the past is not her goal... rather a means to an end.
She ALWAYS has an ulterior motive."
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"And while I understand your frustration with the situation... about what you had to do it had to be done.
Sure you may think leaving or killing Rime would've been preferable... however the long term ramifications could've been disastrous. So please... don't be angry!
I swear to you I'll make it up to you somehow!"

You scratch your head awkwardly.
"Does this... usually happen?"

"More than I'd like. Less than you think.
Usually she just changes things around, we keep fixing her work until we can track her down and put an end to her plan.
But it seems now that you "exist" the way you are you'll be in her crosshairs, make no mistake."

"Grrreat.... why couldn't she fuck with Hit instead? If we are BOTH these "linchpins" that she called me."

"Because Hit's too dangerous for her liking."

That makes sense. You wouldn't fuck with Hit either.
Even if you have a foolproof plan, one screw up and Hit won't hesitate to take you down.
"So... how do I get out of this situation? Or is that not why you brought me here?"

"It is. This was the only safe way for me to interact with you.
And don't worry. Once you get strong enough Towa shouldn't be bothering you... directly anyway.
But after that we'll be able to handle things."
She then taps her subordinate on the shoulder and motions for you to follow her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFNdRjvKp2U

"Now come. We got much more to discuss and I'm sure you'd like to sit down."
She smiles.
"I'll even treat you for a meal while we're discussing business!"

As she leads you to the small dome shaped house you see the little guy sweating nervously.

>Hey... what's wrong? (ask him)
>What's wrong with him? (ask the kai)
>Other
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>>3548983
>What's wrong with him? (ask the kai)

What could possibly go wrong?
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>>3548983
>What's wrong with him? (ask the kai)
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>>3548983
>"I'll even treat you for a meal while we're discussing business!"
It is official Not-Som has now brought upon us more suffering then Som ever did... Even he had his limits...
>What's wrong with him? (ask the kai)
Also
>So are you going to give this whole explanation to Kale and Caulifla? Mostly Caulifla so I don't have to worry about being attacked constantly for the next month?
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>>3548983
>What's wrong with him? (ask the kai)
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>>3548983
This >>3549000 and
>To be fair I think you owe this favor to Kale and Caulifla more than anything, it was really rough for them
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>>3549000
>>3549020
Hmmmmm... I'm not gonna ask anything yet.
But I'll add it later as an option for that "favor"

>writing
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>>3549029
>It is a favor to us for them to clean up the mess that us fixing the timeline for them made that wouldn't have been an issue in the original timeline
Come on Not-Som I think you can give us at least that
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You look at the little guy and continue to stare at him for a while.
Then you turn back to the smol kai and discreetly ask her.
"What's wrong with him? He seems to be nervous."

"Oh don't mind him.
He's just anxious that he could meet you.
Give him a minute to adjust."

"Meet... me?"

She nods with a little hum.
"It's not often that I have more time patrollers available. When I told them there was a mission involving you a fight almost broke out because they couldn't decide who should go."
You stare at her blankly.
"You see I usually send people from their own universe on missions because they are familiar with their history and should know how past events transpire.
Buuuut unfortunately this backfired now. He was so worked up about Towa messing with his childhood hero that he lost his cool during the mission."

"W-What?"

"Oh... Shoot."

"D-Do I become a hero or something? Or a legendary martial artist?
Oh god do I become a hero of justice?! DO THEY ERECT A STATUE IN MY HONOR?!"
You start pestering her to divulge some information with stars in your eyes.

"N-no...
Y-You see many people here... mostly the guys revere you for one teensy weensy reason...
Because they grew up watching your cartoon. The one that lord Fuwa made."

"..."
You fall silent.
"D-Do they make action figures out of me or something?"

"Yes. A toy company bought the license to makes cheap plastic toys based on the show. Honestly it's pretty dumb.
But they do sell them and many people do collect them. Of course both them and the TV show are heavily censored."

"That... is...
SOOOOO COOL!"
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And now I'd like you to roll 1d21

Best of 4
DC: 16 No crit
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Rolled 12 (1d21)

>>3549058
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Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3549058
What is this for? Surviving her cooking?
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>>3549072
no... but yes
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Rolled 13 (1d21)

>>3549058
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>>3549079
>That Spoiler
I'm looking forwards to looking her dead in the eye, call her food shit I wouldn't even feed to a starving worm, and then get up and show her how The Chef Of The Gods Get Things Done.
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>>3549086
"It's so raw you couldn't HAKAI this stuff out of its own misery!"
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>>3549091
ERIC: WHAT ARE YOU!
TimeLoli: I AM THE SUPREME KAI
ERIC: I SAID WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Timeloli: I...I AM AN IDIOT SANDWICH!
ERIC: DAMN STRAIGHT YOU ARE.
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>>3549091

And then we give an insightful lecture on the nature of cooking.

Like I dunno, like how you're supposed to pour your heart and soul into the cooking in order to express yourself while custom-tailoring it to satisfy whoever you're making it for, and not how you just toss together random ingredients and mix because that satisfies one's narrow definition of cooking.
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>>3549101
Is it possible to teach timeloli how to cook?
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>>3549101
The poor thing DOES pour her heart and soul into it - that is, she pours it into playing mixologist in the kitchen without ever tasting her own cooking.

>>3549108
in our dreams presumably. And we may have to call it coaching or something if we want to spare her feelings.
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>>3549100
Where's the lamb SAUCE?
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAAAAUCCEEE?!?
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>>3549116
Honestly I don't want to spare her feelings, as a Chef the greatest sin you can commit, is serve food to people that is a danger to their physical health.

Chrona has been serving food so horrible for so long that even GOKU of all people gets horrible stomach cramps from eating her cooking. Imagine how bad it is for the mooks of the Time Patrol?

No, we need to be absolutely clear how bad her cooking is, and then make sure this sanctity of sin is cleansed by the power of proper cooking forever.
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Going in the Supreme Kai makes the two of you sit down while she gets busy...
Gose meanwhile fidgets around nervously.

"I-I'm... sorry. About that whole Towa business."

You wave him off.
"As far as I'm concerned you're just a cog in the machine.
Where I come from soldiers are not responsible for what they do in the line of duty. The ones that give them orders are."
You look in the kitchen and then back at him.
"So yeah. You don't owe me anything."
But just as you finish you hear Chronoa going.

"I'm baaaack!"
That was fast.
She then gives you a plate each and looks at you expectantly.
"I hope it's to your liking. Dig in!"

The food is... Well it looks fine if a bit odd due to the alien ingredients used to make it.
"Thanks for the food."

You dig in and your eyelids immediately shoot up and feel like they got superglued to the top of your eyesockets.
It's... It's indescribable. If there's anything you could liken it to it's the inevitable end of all things that exist, entropy itself.
This horrid... concoction, because you can NOT call it a meal in any way, somehow feels like it encompasses everything WRONG you could imagine.

It's burnt yet raw, its insides are both gooey and slimy while jaw breakingly tough.
The flavors inside are... indiscernable, the only thing you're certain about is that they are ALL awful and somehow they each clash with each other to the point that your mouth feels like a battlefield during WW2 where mustard gas or other chemical weapons were deployed and an uncountable number of lives were lost in agonizing pain.
This eldritch abomination is not only an insult to the art of cooking but ALL creations of the gods at the same time.
Now you are certain that objective, pure evil IS REAL rendering millenias of philosophical debate moot and pointless.

And with that... revelation... that otherworldly feeling you sit still while Chronoa asks you.
"Well? How is it?"

Not saying a word you slowly and without flinching you continue eating until the whole thing goes down and your plate becomes clean.
While Gose, the time patrollers remains purely intact. He knew... He fucking knew.

>Thank you for the meal
>It... was not good
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! (Flip out)
>Other?
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>>3549148
>>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! (Flip out)
>>YOU CALL THAT FUCKING DISGRACE TO FOOD COOKING?! I WOULDN'T FEED IT TO A STARVING HOLOCAUST VICTIM! YOU! ME! KITCHEN! NOW! BY MY TITLE AS CHEF OF THE GODS YOU WILL LEARN TO COOK PROPERLY OR DIE! WHICHEVER COMES FIRST!
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>>3549148
>It... was not good
I want to coach her in cooking.
She's probably been reinforcing incorrect methods for millions of years.
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>>3549148
>It... was not good

Honest feedback. We must describe exactly what we felt in the most straightforward and descriptive language we can muster, but not in a vulgar or excessive way.
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Come on guys, go full Gordon Ramsay, you know you want to. It will be hilarious and this going to be the best shot we are ever going to have.
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>>3549148
>>It... was not good
Lets save the flip out for an Omake I'd rather not make a 75 million year old cry.... In our canon.
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>>3549148
>It... was not good
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>>3549148
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! (Flip out)
i want to go Full Gordon Ramsay
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>>3549148
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! (Flip out)

Time to go full Ramsey on her, then drag her Into the kitchen to teach her how to ACTUALLY cook
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So this is where we pick up the idea that making the most disgusting garbage food imaginable is the funniest thing in the universe right?
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>>3549148
I've just realized she is going to take that as a compliment so fuck it
>>3549181
Changing to
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! (Flip out)
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>>3549148
>Thank you for the meal
>It... was not good
>Tell me, beyond that cartoon, do you know what it is I don't for a living?
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>>3549207
>what it is I do*

Fucking autocorrect. Fucking phoneposting
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>>3549148
>It... was not good
>Say in a clam tone
>This is the worst plate of dogshit I have ever tasted. No, I would have preferred dogshit over this. It's ironic that this food was prepared by a god because if you feed this to someone in a restaurant they would be thoroughly convinced that god isn't real. Never in my wildest dreams could I ever even intentionally try to make a meal this bad.
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Our Pride and Dignity as a Chef can not allow the traveisty of this cooking to go unanswered. She must be educated to the fullest extent of her wrong doing, before we can begin the process of teacher her to really cook, so vote for the Flip Out and make this scene magical.
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>>3549223
No because I don't want to make her cry.
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>>3549223
>Pride and Dignity
>Flip Out

We're correcting this one way or the other, but I would rather we not flip our shit when her heart is at least in the right place, even if nothing else in her cooking is.
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>>3549227
You assume she would cry, but if she does, she's not even feeling a tenth of the pain that all the people who have eaten her cooking over the last 75 million years have. She's been breaking the greatest rule all chef's abide by since before the creation of Humanity. This absolutely deserves us flipping out.
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Guys She has taken light criticisms as compliments in the past. If we say It was not good she will respond "Wow you think it is great?"
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>>3549237
This

If you want to help the situation, flip the fuck out
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>>3549231
It works for Gordon Ramsey.

>>3549237
This is also true. See the Wiki.
hronoa is also shown to think quite highly of herself to the point she believes the meals she cooks are fit for a god, when in reality she is a notoriously horrible cook (it is implied that her poor cooking skills are well known as Whis immediately stopped reaching for a pudding cup when he realized it had been made by her). In fact, her cooking is known to taste awful and give people stomach cramps (capable of putting even the likes of Goku out of action). She, however, is oblivious to this as she mistook Whis' criticism of her cooking (which enraged Beerus to the point that it ironically almost result in another alteration to the history of Age 778), as a compliment and seemed oblivious to the fact that she almost caused another time distortion due to angering Beerus to the point Whis claims that the God of Destruction was capable of extinguishing at least two suns.
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>>3549241
"No."
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>>3549246
Then congrats. She's going to thing us not saying it's good, means its great, and will continue to serve this...THIS for the next 75 million years, all because you don't want to be brutally honest about how bad it is to spar her feelings. What kind of pussy are you?
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>>3549148

Actually, I will also change my vote here: >>3549165

To this:

>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! (Flip out)
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>>3549252
We can just correct her if she takes it as a compliment.
Or flip out if she takes it as a compliment.
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>>3549259
You assume that, frankly I'm not going to risk it, and will make the situation as undeniably clear as possible. Because I honestly think the only reason no one has ACTUALLY died to her cooking is because they have access to Senzu Beans.
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>>3549252
>What kind of pussy are you?
Not the kind that makes a girl cry when he doesn't have to. We just need to be irrefutably clear. Hell we can say everything we would say if we were actually flipping out, just calmly and without malice.
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A-As I count this it becomes pretty clear what you picked.
But pls... no bully the time loli

>writing
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>>3549283
No u
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>>3549283
I didn't want to do it, but it is for the good of the universe. I'm sorry time loli.
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>>3549283
ALL THE BULLY

IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
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>>3549283

Before creation, comes destruction.

We must destroy the prison of delusions that she has built for herself. From those ruins, a strong foundation of culinary skill will be built.
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Oh and I totally forgot this but...
If you're serious about "KITCHEN NAO!"
Then I'd like some dice

Best of 5 this time
1d21+3
DC: 21 Crit: 22
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d21 + 3)

>>3549323
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d21 + 3)

>>3549323
This Is what REAL food looks like
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d21 + 3)

>>3549323
FOR THE GOOD OF ALL CREATION I CAST DOWN YOUR ILLUSIONS AND BUILD THE FOUNDATION OF SOMETHING GOOD AND PURE IN THEIR PLACE.
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>>3549330
Veri nic
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d21 + 3)

>>3549323

ABANDON ALL DELUSIONS OF CONTROL.
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>>3549330
It’s fucking RRRRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW
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>>3549330
We're reaching flavor levels never thought possible
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Rolled 14 + 3 (1d21 + 3)

>>3549323
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>>3549330
We're rescuing this poor girl and her subordinates from her own wretched cooking.
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>>3549352
You better channel ALL the Ramsey for this
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>>3549396

It's kind of odd. If you watch Kitchen Nightmares, you'd think that Ramsey is pretty much cursing and shouting 24/7.

But on the BBC versions, Ramsey mostly keeps his cool and points out what the fuck is wrong and is mostly just disgusted at everything, and seems like a pretty cool teacher when he's getting into it. There's some cursing in there for sure, but sometimes I think it gets edited to be more "exciting" for American audiences.
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>>3549409
By his own admission the dude is addicted to cursing, as a side effect of his profession and being scottish.
So much so that in an interview he said it's problematic with his children because they obviously hear it and learn from him.

So they implemented a system where instead of curses they use ingredients.
One example is: Instead of Shit, they say Shitake
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>>3549409
Oh no doubt, he knows his stuff. I think the yelling Is just to really capture people's attention. If you embarrass the hell out of someone, make them feel really bad about It, then they'll be more likely to take things seriously and learn. That's how I view It anyway.

And yes, It's very entertaining.
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You sit there calmly, your fists clenched.
"It's... it's not good."

"Awww you mean it?
I knew my cooking was good but not that it's grea-"

You interrupt her and continue in a calm tone.
"This is the worst plate of dogshit I have ever tasted. No, I would have preferred dogshit over this.
It's ironic that this food was prepared by a god because if you feed this to someone in a restaurant they would be thoroughly convinced that god isn't real. Never in my wildest dreams could I ever even intentionally try to make a meal this bad.
In fact right now I'm contemplating mass homicide as I desire nothing more than to brutally bludgeon you all to death and burn this place to the ground."

She stares at you blankly and in confusion.
"W-Wha-"

Standing up you've pretty much reached boiling point and your calm fury has transcended into a burning RAGE.
"I'M SAYING: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
YOU CALL THAT FUCKING DISGRACE TO FOOD COOKING?! I WOULDN'T FEED IT TO A STARVING HOLOCAUST VICTIM!
THIS PILE OF VOMIT BREAKS THE FUCKING GENEVA CONCENTION! AND I'M SURE EVERY FUCKER IN THE MULTIVERSE WOULD CHOOSE TORTURE OVER EATING THIS!"
Grabbing her by the top of her tiny head you lift her up until she's at the same level as you and shout in her face.
"YOU! ME! KITCHEN! NOOOOOOOOOW!"
And proceed to carry her in there.
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>>3549442
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

YES. THIS IS WHAT I WANTED! I"M FUCKING DYING NOT SOM YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD.
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>>3549442
Ok this is much better then having it as an Omake.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9wVg_CumKE

As you put her down on her two feet she begins to shake in fear like a small and yappy dog that shat on the carpet but knows it's about to get its ass beat.
Handing her some tools you choose to let her do her own thing and correct her whenever she fucks up.
Which she does constantly.

"RIGHT!"
Taking a slice of meat out you slap it on the counter.
"GRILLED MEAT! NOW!"

"Y-Yes!"
She begins but immediately you stop her.

"NO!
FIRST YOU TENDERIZE IT! BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T THE FUCKING MIDDLE WILL BE RAW!"
Shaking and on the verge of tears she follows your instructions and when done looks up at you.
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! DO IT! WHAT'S NEXT?!"

"I-I-I..."

"WHAT.... IS.... NEXT?!"

"I p-put it on the-"

"WROOOONG!
YOU SEASON IT! WITH WHAT?!"
She starts reaching for SEVERAL containers as well as other unrelated ingredients.
"NO! SALT! PEPPER! DONE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE?!"
You grab the containers and toss them the straight out the fucking window in your divine fury.

The whole cooking process goes on like this where she constantly screws up and does entirely unnecessary things while leaving out key components.
Even though grilling chicken should not take longer than a couple minutes TOPS you stay in there for two hours.
By the end you are drained physically and emotionally while also suffering from a bleeding throat.
The same could be said about the supreme kai.

When you're done she's crying without restraint as she presents the single piece of grilled meat she managed to NOT obliterate or defile with her shenanigans.
Taking a bite out of it you nod.
"Okay... Not good... but acceptable."
Then you push the plate back to her.
"Now you try."

She tries it and finds it painfully average.
Then... you present her with the plate Gose left and demand her to eat a single bite out of it.
With some... context she realizes what she has done before.
"Oh... my... gods...
Is this how my cooking tastes?"

"Wait...
You mean you NEVER tasted your cooking before????!!!!!"

"N-No! Please don't shout!"
She raises the plate in front of her in defense.

"No... I won't. Otherwise my vocal cords would snap...
For now this is good. Remember these two things:
1.) Always, always. ALWAYS! Taste your cooking throughout the whole process...
And 2.) Stick to simple things! If I see you doing science experiments with food again I'll break your knees!
Am I understood?"

"Y-Yessir!"

"Good."
Walking out of the kitchen you sit down, tired as all hell.
Taking a glass of tap water you quench your thirst and moisten your crying throat a bit.
"Ah... finally..."

The little guy looks at you equally terrified and grateful.
"Thank you."
He whispers.
"We've been suffering from her cooking forever!"
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You wave him off as it's nothing while Chronoa also shambles out drained in spirit and body.
"I dumped the thing into the trash..."
Rubbing her eyes she sits down
"So... about those favors... I guess I owe you two now..."

"Hmmm... you're welcome."

"Then please... ask away.
If it's within my power I'll grant it to you.
Then... I don't know. I guess we can discuss what happens now..."

>I want to improve my cooking
>The girls... I want to appease them. Or at the very least tell them what the fuck happened!
>Since you intruded on my life I'll do the same. I want a passport here.
>Other?

(You can have two)
>>
O fuck. I screwed up my formating... great
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>>3549529
The girls. I want to appese them. or at least tell them what the fuck happened!
>Since you intruded on my life I'll do the same. I want a passport here.
>Other?
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>>3549529
>The girls... I want to appease them. Or at the very least tell them what the fuck happened!
>Since you intruded on my life I'll do the same. I want a passport here.
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>>3549529
>>First I want some lessons on how to expand the potential of my time powers, not just Time-Skip, but Time Lag and the rest of them too.
>>Second. The girls... I want to appease them. Or at the very least tell them what the fuck happened!
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>>3549525
>"GRILLED MEAT! NOW!"

>"Y-Yes!"

THAT'S 'YES CHEF' YOU WORTHLESS BALL OF FUCK

HAHA, WE DID IT

WE

DID IT

We actually taught her to cook. Truly a win for time patrollers everywhere. They're going to make this day a holiday In our honor.

>I want you to show me how to manipulate time
>Since you intruded on my life I'll do the same. I want a passport here.

It's time. We want the passport so that we can come here and slap somebodies shit If they ever try to Interfere with our lives again. And I want Anti-Towa techniques.
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>>3549529
>The girls... I want to appease them. Or at the very least tell them what the fuck happened!

They went through a lot of trauma. Though useful for powerups, it's not very conducive to a healthy relationship.

>Since you intruded on my life I'll do the same. I want a passport here.
We'll need to check up on her regularly to make sure that she isn't becoming a pint-sized Chef Frankenstein! It's all too easy to fall back into old ways when there isn't a strong hand to guide someone.
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Remember now, we don't need Chronoa to apologize, we already explained ourselves.

We can handle the girls just fine ourselves.

Towa and her bullshit? Let's get a counter to that while we're here.
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>>3549525
>>Is there some way I can expand my time powers? Time stop or the like?
>>Since you intruded on my life I'll do the same. I want a passport here.
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>>3549529

Hmm, I guess this guy has a good point: >>3549568


I'll change my vote here: >>3549552

To a passport, and maybe further tutoring in one of our powers. Either in magic and/or time manipulation. We do need to get strong enough for Towa to stop fucking around with us directly.
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>>3549529
>>Since you intruded on my life I'll do the same. I want a passport here.
This gives us access to the Time Nest and Conton City right? I want that.
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>>3549582
Yeah I'll switch to that
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>>3549582
I'll support the tutoring as an addon to my vote here >>3549583
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I still think it is kinda dumb that we have to use a favor to fix what they admit they fucked up instead of getting the chance of bettering our abilities.
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Hmmmm...

Correct me if I'm wrong but as I see it, it's a passport to Toki Toki City (or whichever was in Xeno 2, I don't remember) and some training in time bullshit...
You okay with that?

>writing
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>>3549659
yes
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>>3549659
Yes please
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Okay. I checked. It's Conton city
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>>3549659
Conton City was the name in Xenoverse 2. Pretty much, Toki Toki got destroyed when the SKoT decided to animate a giant ass dragon statue so they just built a new city over it.

And yes.
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>>3549677
>"Hey guys look what I can do!"
>destroys city accidentally
Ladies and Gentlemen, the guardian of time.
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>>3549659

Seems fine to me. Hopefully we can talk things out with the girls and find out how we can help them the best.
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>>3549677
I know the lore. Played both religiously.
Personally I prefer this RPG like system to a proper fighting game.
Just didn't remember which came first
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>>3549692
Don't worry about it.
I'll throw you a bone with that
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>>3549529
>The girls... I want to appease them. Or at the very least tell them what the fuck happened!
>Since you intruded on my life I'll do the same. I want a passport here.
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You scratch your chin for a while.
That is a very... interesting and tempting offer.
And from experience you know exactly how valuable the favor of a god is.

"Okay... I think I got a few so do the one that's less... controversial."

"Name it and if it's within my power then so be it."

"Since you mentioned how this "Isn't over" and how Towa will continue to be a problem...
I think it stands to reason that I can come and go as I please."
You entwine your fingers.
"I don't exactly appreciate being dragged around. So if you want me to come over here call me and I'll come on my own volition."

She ponders on the matter for a second.
"Very well... But unfortunately I have a few... restrictions.
The city itself houses many people... most of whom you are not meant to meet... or haven't met yet."

"Wait you mean-"

"They are... very accurate facsimiles I made.
You could call them temporal clones. They move around, fight, think. But not truly alive."

Gose then stands up shocked.
"So you mean our mentors aren't... real?!"

"What did you think?
That I drag people out of time so they can educate you?
Of course not!"
Then she returns to you.
"So... yeah. While you can go around I must restrict who you can talk to.
Is this acceptable for you?"

"Just one quick question...
Am I one of those trainers?"

Chronoa pauses.
"Not yet."

You nod.
"Very well... I'm fine with that.
Can I feed people?"

"If you so choose. I might even set up a food stall if you wish."

"Tempting...
And my second one is this: I want to further my time abilities.
I assume as the guardian of time you can... help me with that."

Once again she closes her eyes and thinks about the matter long and hard.
"I have another stipulation for that...
I won't teach you how to go back in time. As that is forbidden."

"Going forward isn't?"

"No because you don't create time splits.
So instead I'll give you something you'll unlock soon enough.
A time-stop."
...
"Or would you rather practice magic?"

>Time-stop
>Magic
>Other?
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>>3549765
>Time-stop
ZA WARUDO
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>>3549765
>>Time-stop
>>Also, I understand this might be forbidden knowledge or whatever, in which case I understand you not telling me, but with your time vision...am I on the right path to turning Buu in a person who could live free in the universe and not cause a universal genocide?
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>>3549765
>Magic
>Other?

I'm kind of tempted to ask her if she knows anyone who can help us out with Buu. Right now we're kind of a warden/teacher/parent to the entity, but progress is slow moving. If we can help our Buu situation, that might help solve our magic problem as well.

I'm not expecting a magic bullet or panacea, but it could help us reach out to him and make this more of a symbiotic relationship instead of a give/take thing.
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>>3549765
>Time-stop
>>
>>3549765
>>Time-stop
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>>3549765
>Time-stop

Time to upgrade our time skip.
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>>3549765
>Gose then stands up shocked.
>"So you mean our mentors aren't... real?!"
>"What did you think?
>That I drag people out of time so they can educate you?
>Of course not!"

DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T GET TO ACTUALLY LEARN FROM THE WORLD MARTIAL ARTS CHAMPION WHO SINGLE-HANDEDLY DEFEATED CELL AND BEEBUS? With all of their smoke and mirrors and cheap tricks?

I don't even know what to think anymore.
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>>3549786
Yeah, makes more sense as Zamasu isn't trying to kill everyone.
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>>3549765
>Time-stop

Why yes I did want to become DIO thank you
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Hmmm...
Okay. Buu gets shelved again

Time to roll some dice.
1d21, best of 4.
DC: 18
No crit due to the task being fairly difficult
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>>3549855
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Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>3549855
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Rolled 13 (1d21)

>>3549855
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Rolled 7 (1d21)

>>3549855
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>>3549860
oooooh boy
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>>3549863
>>3549861
>>3549860
>>3549858

Maybe next time. She still owes us more training, we aren't leaving without notable gains.
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Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>3549855
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>>3549865
Crit fails aren't really a problem In this quest I think
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So close yet so far
>writing
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>>3549887
Remember Hit's training everyone? I do.

We just need to up the stakes. The more pressure that gets put on us the better we'll learn.
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>>3549896
Hmmmmm...
Since the smoli of time isn't really combat oriented she can't "amp things up" like Hit can.
However I could increase the difficulty.

If you're willing then roll another set of dice, all or nothing style.
DC is the same as the above conditions.
However loss here will have... ramifications
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>>3549927
Fuck it. Go big or gome home.
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Rolled 11 (1d21)

>>3549927
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Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3549927
Uh
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>>3549927
Not immediately. Jesus
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>>3549927
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>>3549927
I refuse...for now
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>>3549953
I only rolled because I thought we had to.
I'd rather try and fail first.
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>>3549956
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaivor!
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>>3549956
*Inhales*

HOOOO

You are a lucky motherfucker, you know that? You just saved us a world of hurt.

I was hoping to see how we failed and then try and Improve but

Fuck It, thanks anon.
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>>3549956
Hey... I'll take that.
At least it saved me some time
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>>3549956
Or..........
Maybe not?
You the man!
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>>3549963
>>3549956
>>3549927
Now that I think about It, wasn't learning the Time-Skip exactly the same?

The last roll of the second set, the with consequences, the last chance before serious punishment Is the one that passed? It really Is like Hit's training.
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Chronoa leads you out of the building and under the nearby tree, not the big imposing one but the regular kind just outside.
She taps the soft grass and prompts you to sit down and she does the same, kneeling down in front of you.

"Okay-"
She begins her explanation.
"This will be rather difficult to do so don't worry if you don't succeed at first.
Contrary to what you might think the leap from time-skip to time-stop is a big one."

"How so?"

"Hits entire fighting style revolves around the internal application of time manipulation.
You remove yourself from time, you accelerate your attacks through time, so on and so forth.
Time stop on the other hand is a literal other dimension, the manipulation of all time, not just yourself."

You nod, thinking you get it.
"Okay. Then how do I begin?"

"First I need you to close your eyes.
Focus your mind through meditation, try to feel the fourth dimension around you."

You try doing it just like she said at first, emptying your mind, trying to get a sense of "time" as it were.
But... something rudely interrupts you.

*pomf*
"Toooooo-"
Something hits your head and lingers there.
"KIIIIIIIIII!"
And screeches, prompting you to open your eyes.

"TOKI TOKI!"
Chronoa shouts.
"Shoo! Shoo! Get off of him! It's rude!"

"TOOOOOO!"

The Supreme Kai of Time then continues to try and swat away the owl which apparently perched on top of your noggin but instead she continuously slaps you as the bird doges around.
"Nonononono!
Away! Away!"

The bird eventually retreats and lands on top of the tree.
"KIIIIII!"

"I'm sorry. He can be a handful at times."

"No worries."
You close your eyes again only to hear this.

"TOOOOOOOO!"
And it goes like this for hours on end.

*sigh*
Finally you open your eyes.
"This is pointless."

"Okay... how about you don't close your eyes?
Maybe... try emptying your mind like that?"

"I'll try..."

You stare at her since there is nothing there to capture your attention so naturally your eyes are drawn to her.

*stare*
*stare*
*stare*
You see a twitch.

Chronoa promptly covers her ears.
"I know what you're thinking about! No touch!"
You reach forward but she roars at you.
"NO TOUCH!"

*touch*

"AAAAARGH!"
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>>3550008
ERIC YOU FOOL!! THE EARS OF ELF TYPES ARE AN EROGENOUS ZONE!! STIMULATING THEM TECHNICALLY COUNTS AS CHEATING!!!
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You continue to try and make ANY headway with the training but... you just can't.
With the constant pestering of that damn bird and the all the other "distractions" you fail to focus properly.
Even when you somehow manage to persevere and push through all the stimuli you can not for the life of you get to that whole "Stopping time" part as you simply do a time-skip whenever you try.

"DAMN IT!"
You cry out, smashing your hand into the soft ground.
"Why is this so DAMN difficult?!"

Chronoa sighs.
"Sadly it seems today is not our day.
Unless..."
She stares blankly in front of her.
"No no, not that... That wouldn't work either... And I can't do that..."
Defeated she gives up and lets out another weary sigh.
"Looks like I'm all out of options. Okay, here goes-"

She reaches for the robe above the skin tight spandex and... slowly starts removing it.
"Eh?"

Slowly she starts blushing as she sensually removes her robe, leaving only the black rubber like bodysuit underneath.
"Say Eric... Why don't we... skip this for now? I've been here all alone for so long and you...
Well... the girls will never know-"

"N-No!"
She starts reaching for the part of the suit above her shoulder and gently lifts it with one finger.
In that moment out of sheer dread you shout.
"STOP!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR0N2eguwb8

The world goes white around you.
Everything goes still, even the air you breathe and the gentle wind halt in their motion. All except three things: You, Chronoa and the bird.
Looking around in confusion you aren't able to fully comprehend your situation before things revert to how they were before.

Letting out a relieved sigh Chronoa falls on her back.
"Oh thank Zeno that worked."

"H-Huh?"

"You do your best work under pressure.
I just had to get you worked up enough."

"P-Please... don't do that ever again!"

"I promise I won't."
She speaks as she puts her formal attire back on.
"It looks like it's only for an instant and it clearly taxed you heavily. But now you get the gist of it.
So... I think you got it from here. If it's okay with you I'll send you back now. You'll awaken in your bed well rested.
Unless... you want to stay a while and take a look at the city?"

>N-No I think I'd rather run away as fast as possible
>S-Sure... I need something to take my mind off of THAT
>Other?
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>>3550119
>>S-Sure... I need something to take my mind off of THAT
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>>3550119
>>N-No I think I'd rather run away as fast as possible
EWWWWWWWWWWW. ZENO GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
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>>3550119
>S-Sure... I need something to take my mind off of THAT
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>>3550119
>N-No I think I'd rather run away as fast as possible

Does anyone else have anything they want to do right now? I'm open to staying If somebody has something In particular but I think It might be time to get back to our own universe.
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>>3550119
>>S-Sure... I need something to take my mind off of THAT
>>Other?
Do I have to be asleep to get here? Is there a way I can ask Vados for a ride?
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>>3550119
The Time FBI wants to know your location.
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>>3550119
>S-Sure... I need something to take my mind off of THAT
Za warudo, get.
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>>3550164
It's fine, she's over 65 Billion years old.
>>
whenever we get some time off we could maybe try to use the magical energy of the fuck you dimension to do something other than just beam it.
Learning to control that energy could give us a nice power up
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>>3550119
>N-No I think I'd rather run away as fast as possible
>I NEED TO GET TO SLEEP RIGHT AWAY OTHERWISE I WILL REMEMBER THAT!!!
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>>3550194
Or learn how to send someone to the future, where our COOK is law (and we are GoD level)
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Hmmmm it's a definite win for Conton City.
Okay.

>writing

And after that I'll have to take an early leave.
Got a doctors appointment tomorrow
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>>3550164
This is amazing. I think I got a new fetish
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>>3550229
Good Run Not Som. Hope everything goes well.
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>>3550238
Eh... it's just my yearly control examination
I'll get an x-ray then fuck all besides my prescriptions
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"S-Sure... I need something to take my mind off of THAT."

She shrugs.
"Hey Gose! We're going on a walk! Are you coming?"

The time patroller runs out of the building and joins up as the Supreme Kai leads you out of the place she calls the Time Nest and into an entire damn city.
Slackjawed you ask her this.
"What the fuck?!"

She grins.
"We've got everything needed to sustain the Time Patrol!
Living districts where our patrollers can rest, every amenity imaginable and fully equipped schools and training areas where they can hone their skills in addition to shops of all kind!
Pretty amazing isn't it?"

You point up.
"And that fuck off dragon? What purpose does it have?"

"It's meant to wipe out our previous HQ hence why the Supreme Kai had to build this place..."
Gose responds.

"HUSH!
Aaaanyway down there is the plaza, around which are the previously mentioned shops.
Left to it are the time machines where our patrollers do their work.
And over there beyond the main square is the city. Don't let its appearance fool you though!
Each building is four dimensional! Meaning they are much bigger on the inside.
You can visit any of these whenever you feel like it."

"And to the right? Seems like a pretty big area to leave out..."

"That's not important.
There's nothing there but the various trainers I "gathered".
You're free to go there but there are only time patrollers and the aforementioned trainers, which you can't interact with."

You nod.
"Got it.
Still... it looks quiet enough. Maybe I'll relax there a bit."

"Trust me, we use it mostly for that as well."
The little alien then nervously drags his feet on the ground.
"Erm... Mr Slayer..."

"Hmmm?"

"C-Could I bother you for a second?"

"Sure..."

"C-Could you... sign my armor please?"
He hands you a sharpie.
Your mouth curls into a childish little smile and you laugh dumbly.
The only thing that looked even goofier was the grin the little alien had as you signed his equipment.

When you finish Chronoa turns to you.
"By the way..."
She says with her eyebrows raised in confusion when she spots you marking Gose's armor.
"Aaaanyway... I was about to say I got something else for you."

"Really?"

Chronoa smiled.
"I'll tell you the secret how you can appease Caulifla and Kale!"
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Aaaand that is it folks.
I hope y'all enjoyed yourselves.

If everything goes well... I might be able to do a session on either Wednesday or Thursday. One or the other.
I'll try to warn you beforehand.

And as always if you have any questions, requests or ideas you'd like to share feel free to post 'em and I'll get to answering it tomorrow
See y'all later
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>>3550347
>Chronoa smiled.
>"I'll tell you the secret how you can appease Caulifla and Kale!"
Well, their saiyans, and shes a pervert voyeur, so I'm pretty sure she's gunna suggest sex.

Anyways, good run Not Som, see you later.
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>>3550353

Thanks for running, Som!
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>>3550373
Knowing skot it will not be as simple as "you should fuck them" this girl has observed Caulifla and Kale across several different timelines, she will explain to us what their specific fantasies are in disturbing detail.
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>>3550555
>Trips
Oh fuck
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>>3550644
>Dubs
Exactly
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>>3550353
Oh and before I forget like last time, android of the day is

23 is a mystery box bois
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>>3550727
Eighter!
Rolling for universe of the day
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>>3550555
>>3550644
>>3550722
Well that settles it. Looks like we are going to be learning Kale and Caulifla's fetishes next session. Here's hoping neither of them are into fucked up shit please sweet and merciful god do not let either of them be into impregnation
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>>3550768
But anon, think of the leg_lock
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>>3550768
Look, its just our destiny to be Dad Supreme
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>>3550843
I think Karn has beaten us in that regard. Even with two wives and a 3 kid head start thanks to plant plant I don't think we get as far as he did.
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>>3550870
>4 wives with fem zamasu being a possible 5th
But yeah Karn is Dad Supreme. Maybe we can be Chef Husbando the Absolute?
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>>3550768
>>3550780
It's handholding, kissing and cuddling
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>>3551665
Jesus Christ man this is a blue board.
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>>3551665
Wait, you forgot Caulifla's headpat fetish.
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>>3549442
Well, shit. I wanted to catch up with the quest, but I've gotta find my sides first.
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>>3551726
Or how about sex in the missionary position ended by a large creampie leading to baby making?
On the honeymoon of course. Premarital sex is a sin
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>>3553010
>>
So...
I think today I'll do some side stuff until tomorrow when I'll do a short little session.
However... I got a BUNCH of days off for some reason.

Therefore I'll be able to run on multiple days during the weekend.
Let's hope nothing else comes up
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/x/

Once a place where people would discuss urban legends, creepy pastas, write fanfiction and shitpost about "how to summon succubus" now it's THE place where the internets finest, most autistic scholars debate over and try to understand the secrets of the universe.
Such is the boards popularity that it entered a sort of golden age, outshining most if not all of the boards.

Now instead of writefaggotry of creepypastas and shitposting the board has a healthy culture of 20% civil discourse, where fags and fagettes pool their knowledge together and attempt to gain an understanding of both aliens and the afterlife, 10% "Hell-fag vs Heavan-fag" memes and only 70% shitposting.
What none of them realize however is that approximately 10% of that 70% is actually true, whether even the poster realizes that or not.

Here are some examples of the currently active threads.

ITT we discuss aliens:

>I want to cum inside Cabba

>I want Cabba to cum inside me

>I want to cum inside Frost

No. Bad anon.
Do not fug the guy that wanted to enslave us

Fuck you, you can't stop me!

>Wanting to pollute the gene pool by having sex with an ayylmao
>Manlet
>Noodle arms

>The Virgin Cabba vs the Chad Frost

How about this guy?
(posts pick of the mysterious masked man)
>Buff
>Dreamy
>Gods arian angel who came to save us from the xenos scum
>Kills space lizard and leaves without saying a word. What an absolute unit

*sigh*
How many times did we discuss this?
There are NO angels! Can't you niggers finally accept that?
So stop implying he's an angel ffs! The dude looks more like a demon stuck in the Mad Max universe.

>Demons are generally very friendly and calm
>Hell is not even that bad of a place except the occasional beatings and getting assraped by ogres
>Thinks violent angels are still not a possibility just because he personally hasn't seen one
Nice brainlet logic there

Is he a alien?

He's definitely not human that's for fucking sure.
Some autists did some number crunching based on the effects He and Frost had on the planet when they thought.
>Earthquakes
>AIRQUAKES
>Oceans getting stirred
>Maps have to be rewritten
>Chunks of mountains disappear
Based on that they estimate that each of them had a higher destructive yield than the ENTIRETY of Earths nuclear arsenal.
Yeah... there is no way that guy is a human. Probably a space chad who came to fuck Frost in the asshole

>Frost might have an asshole
This shouldn't be so interesting to me...
>>
I'll post some more /x/ threads later.
In about... five or six hours
>>
Oh yeah, if there are any interesting ideas for these "threads" feel free to post 'em
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>>3556122
Gold. It's gold. Gold with some typos

I hope we get more /x/ threads, or even some other boards reactions

I can see some /fit/ autists claiming that Eric Is, In fact, human, a human who has attained PEAK OVER-FITNESS through PRODIGOUS DEDICATION TO HONING HIS GAINS AND A TRANSCENDENT BALANCE OF NUTRITIONAL SUPPORT. They get constant shit from people who don't like the meme.

Little do they know, they're kinda right.
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>>3556122
>Hell is not even that bad of a place except the occasional beatings and getting assraped by ogres

This is ten times funnier when you realize that everyone on Earth has been dead and went to their respective afterlives for a while.

I wonder if there are any threads where they post how much they miss the tender ministrations of their horned tormentors?
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>>3556126
One autistic "Eric spotter" who managed to detect his movement towards the Caribbean followed by everyone having thier sides liquified when they realize he is cucking the saiyans of their women.
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>>3556334
The part where they start dying is when someone posts the bar footage. I mean there was literally nothing stopping someone from pulling thier phone out and recording footage of extraterrestrial inebriation. I wouldn't be surprised if Caulifla became the official waifu of /x/ considering how adorable she was while drunk.
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>>3556122
So which one of these posts is Sam?
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>>3556350
>Caulifla discovers 4chan for the first time
>Goes on /x/ thinking she might be able to learn some human techniques there
>Finds a thread on the first page discussing her exclusively
>The thread is filled with lewds because the jannies are too occupied trying to deal with the influx of pro-ogre rapist threads that have gotten so out of hand they had to be moved to /trash/
>Gets especially angry and slightly aroused from a vanilla impregnation thresome doujin
>Decides to reply to tell everyone how wring they are
>Puts in a name because she has no idea how 4chan works
>Everyone starts calling her a larper and a tripfag and gets asked for proofs or gtfo
>She posts a photo of her and the room she's in
>everyone starts going fucking nuts because thier waifu is not only real but in the thread
>It starts getting more replies than a US election night thread
>Anons start analysing the shit out if the weird furniture
>Several faggots start begging for photos of feet and armpits
>Half the replies are saying how cute she is and how they want her to be thier wife
>The speed of the thread is so high that frostfags can posts thier weird porn without fear of ban
>The second largest majority of the thread is 25% wanting to see snu-snu and asking for Kale
>Angered even more by this she threatens /x/ by posting a picture of her in second stage super saiyan and saying that she will blow up the earth unless they stop
>The entire thead in unison goes "muh dick" and "wtf I love muscle girls now"
>Some people even go so far as to say "Destroy my planet, mommy I've been a bad boy."
>in utter disgust she destroys Eric's laptop and demands to know what is wrong with human beings
>Shortly after the post rate 404's the entire site
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>>3556458
lmao
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>>3556458
>Having left 4chan up to go deal with the kids, Eric INSTANTLY knows what happened
>He reads the thread
>He's not sure whether to be proud or horrified of /x/
>Horrified, definitely horrified, yep
> He starts his own thread
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>>3556458
>Eric goes to the US President to stop Caulifla posting in order to calm her wrath
>The CIA goes into full alien picture mode
>/x/ having prepared for this eventuality ever since they got cucked out if their definitive evidence last time has already off loaded copies onto thumb drives and is printing physical copies from offline printers to pin up in public spaces to "Dab on the CIA niggers."
>/pol/ begins theorizing that the sayains were actually a race of 100% whites that ascended past humanity to become super aryans citing the super saiyan photo as proof.
>The damage control fails and #Caulifla starts trending on twitter, which ends up being like Bowsette but worse
>The situation gets so out of hand that other species that were monitoring and shitposting in earth's collective autism sphere start memeing about it
>The memes spread so far and wide that King Sadala himself becomes aware of it
>Kale discovers the doujins and starts reading the more pure ones in secret
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>to become super aryans citing the super saiyan photo as proof.
>>This is why I have this pic saved.
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>>3556441
None
yet
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>>3556126
Did we ever get much by way of /x/ going "HOLY SHIT THEY ACTUALLY DID IT" in response to Sala sightings from when we first left the Makai? Does Sala use magic to internet?
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>>3556687
Man, The Legend of Koizumi was a hell of a drug.
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In another thread:

Hey there Heaven-fags and other people best left unmentioned!
Ever since that Cabba asshole started appearing on TV I was bothered by him and now I remember why.
Basically I was out one night drinking away my neetbucks when I spotted these 2 qtπ's hanging around with a chad.
I couldn't get a good look at him because he was facing away from me but I did get the girls.
>Pic related
Notice something off about them? Black hair, black eyes and twig bodies. Sound familiar?
And before you call me a tinfoil hat wearing basement dweller I'll have you know that I have another pic that I've taken a bit later when the girls got hammered. You can CLEARLY see that they have no pupils.
Not to mention that they ate enough food to kill an elephant and drank like a fish all night.
No human can consume so much sustenance. Has the invasion begun?
Or were they always here? What does it mean?

>Fake and gay

Hah! Silly anon those aren't-
>Sees second pic
Holy shit

Were they cute?

Yes. Solid 9~10/10 on both fronts.
Here's the second pic I mentioned. One got really drunk and REALLY angry.
Threatened she'd beat the shit out of a gang of leprechauns. Even beat a few of them in arm wrestling.

>Tan
>Cute lipstick
>Ponytail
>MIDRIFF
>ABS!
Muh dick!

Eh... 6/10 at best.
Wouldn't even bang. Don't want to racemix
*le 50% face*


>2 possible alien waifus and a muscular chad that looks terrifyingly similar to The Lad
>HOLY SHIT.jpg
Anon you just reminded me of something!
A while ago there were three unidentified contrails somewhere above the Caribbean.
I've correlated them with every conceivable flight pattern and none of them mix.
Not to mention they are both smaller AND faster than any known jets.


Ew... I wouldn't touch that twig negro.
But that cute one sitting there. Do you see it? How she leans against chad cuddling?
Waifu of the year. Do you have more pics of her OP?


Just one.
She got up and attempted to karaoke once.
Didn't know the lyrics though. Was still cute


And once OP posted the pic the thread EXPLODED.
Many anons, even ones from other boards came to take a look at what they started calling the "Waifu of the year"
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>>3557006
Nice, I wonder what /fit/ is like now? Has anyone actually made any progress in studying ki, psionics or magic? Come to think of it since magic is described as being derived the the user's belief and humanity as a whole has seen firsthand what mortal beings are capable of. Does that mean that /fit/ through their autistic drive to get true natty will be no longer bound by human limitations? All it takes one autist with an unshakable belief that he can surpass the power all human beings. Once it is proven that human limitations can be left behind with enough dedication the entirety of /fit/ will begin a arms race to see who can become that most swole. Eventually we could see humans who despite having no ki, psychic powers or magic other than to get sick gains have enough raw strength,speed and durability to be an even match for the strongest fighters in the universe.
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ITT we discuss the savior himself.
The renegade angel, the king of asswhooping.

>Who is he?
>Where does he come from?
>Why is he here?
>What will he do now?

My uncle was standing guard in front of the White House when He showed up.
Didn't even slow down, didn't even care about their guns. He just created a ball of energy and told them that they are way out of their element and they should run.
Whoever he may be, I don't care. He saved my uncle.


Obviously he's a guy with PEAK NUTRITIONAL BALANCE!
Look at those well developed biceps, that perfect muscle/fat ratio, those divine pectorals!


>>/fit/


You guys are ridiculous.
If he saw what y'all are writing he'd either loose his sides or cringe so hard he dies.
I know who he is, I KNOW the guy! He's a slightly edgy, VERY socially awkward neet who loves nothing more than making stupid memes and referencing pop culture.
If he ever saw you worshipping him as a god he'd laugh at you.


>My dad works at nintendo
Shut up cunt. Everybody knows you are as irrelevant as they come.
So neck yourself and go back where you belong Hell-fag


Also, are you guys aware that there was a pink ayylmao in some random city when The Lad showed up.
Nobody knows who she was, probably just an ayylmao.
But she probably came with him, which proves that the boy came from space


Pics or it didn't happen


Not the same anon but I got a pic.
Not gonna lie, I nutted to it several times already.


>Born too late to explore the world
>Born too early to explore space
>Instead get space babes
Worth it


How much do we have to wait though?
I want to go full Captain Kirk and spread my seed through the stars.


Just because there are now an infinite number of women available to you doesn't mean you won't die a virgin anon.
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And I'm kinda tapped out now.
Maybe I'll do more if I feel up to it.

But I'l probably only come back on Friday to do a proper, full length session
See y'all then
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>>3557142
Fucking hilarious, this is pure gold, pls do more
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>Just because there are now an infinite number of women available to you doesn't mean you won't die a virgin anon.
KEK
Also spotted Sam or a spot on Larper
You guys are ridiculous.
If he saw what y'all are writing he'd either loose his sides or cringe so hard he dies.
I know who he is, I KNOW the guy! He's a slightly edgy, VERY socially awkward neet who loves nothing more than making stupid memes and referencing pop culture.
If he ever saw you worshipping him as a god he'd laugh at you.
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>>3557138
"And that's how Eric had to save the world from megalomaniac 4chan autists."
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>>3557430
In all fairness such an autistic lust for gains seems very similar to Goku in a lot of ways. It would be interesting to have an arc where we fight several gigachads who are faster than us and capable of tanking our strongest attacks, with thier primary means of offense being Baki style pseudo-physics, like a guy who can close his hand into a fist with so much speed and force that it creates razor sharp streams of air from between his fingers.
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Cant wait for the "Frost did nothing wrong" thread
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>>3558111
I can't wait for Eric to use his psionic powers to find and kill anyone that suggests fucking the girls or that Frost was good.
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>>3557829
>It would be interesting to have an arc where we fight several gigachads who are faster than us
>Right after receiving time stop

Can we just time stop their asses and drag them down some stairs?
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>>3558820
Yeah, /fit/ Gigachads are just gonna get donuted.
We've had training from Vados and were taught by Hit and kind of by Time loli, no amount of gainz can help against us.
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>>3558830
And Eric is Eric, the guy that reached and surpassed Gohan tier in a few months.
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>>3558820
OH SHIT, LET'S TROLL SOMEONE WITH THIS PLEASE (CAAAABA)
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>>3558904
To be fair, we reached that level by having very good teachers.

If we were in a digging contest, we learned how to use a shovel.

Unlike the Z-fighters, who were taught to use forks. They’re absurdly muscular freaks who can dig really well using forks, but still.

Gohan is their chief fork digger.
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>>3559289
Goku'd be the retard who brought a spoke instead by accident
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>>3559309
Yes. Until all five of the fork diggers melted down their large forks to make the god-fork, which is large enough to compensate for being a fork.

Then him and the second strongest fork digger were taught to manipulate their giant forks even more until they created a shovel-like instrument. But they didn’t see fit to try and teach their buddies how to make anything resembling a shovel, much less a spork.
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That would make frieza just the guy who brought a Scooper and proceeded to almost match big fork
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So about what level of power are we at now Not-Som? I think last time we talked about it we were about Semi-Perfect cell level back in the tournament.
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>>3559935
We haven’t really done anything to improve our raw power since then, have we? So I’d assume it’s about the same.
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>>3559951
I'm pretty sure we've had some time gaps in between then and now so it is possible we have gotten some more training in which is why I was curious.
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Well... sorry folks but I'm feeling a bit under the weather. I think I caught the cold
I don't think I can host a session today.
Instead I'll provide you with some more side content.
If all works out I'll try to do one tomorrow.
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>>3560109
Kay. Take care of yourself first though, can't pump out content if you're dead!
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>>3560109
Get well soon
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Still hoping for a mini where we see the aftermath of the tournament and Beerus's autism fit for not only losing but being tricked into thinking ramen was god tier cusine
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After the Second Tournament of the Destroyers.
More specifically after the parties said their goodbyes and parted ways.
Inside Beerus' cube ship tensions rose as the destroyer wiggled around in his seat clearly annoyed.
It was like watching pressure rise inside a boiler and seeing the metal bend and protrude outward, ready to explode any second.

"Rrrrrrrrr! ALLRIGHT!
Can ANY of you EXPLAIN HOW WE LOST?!"

"Sheesh... Calm down Lord Beerus!"
Goku responds to him almost instantly.
"It's just a tournament-"

"Just a tournament?
JUST A TOURNAMENT?!
I'VE LOST. TO MY BROTHER! TWICE!!"

"Quit your whining-"
Bulma berates him.
"I'm not a martial artist and even I can see that the other team practiced real hard for this.
Not to mention the wildcard that the new guy was."

"YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP!"
He squeezed the cheeks of Bulma forceful until they were bright red.
"This is JUST as much your fault as THEIRS!"

"D-Don't tell me-"
Vegeta says nervously.
"This isn't about the competition-"
A drop of sweat rolls down his forehead.
"It's the food!"

"You mean to tell me that you've been feeding me cheap, storebought, processed GARBAGE all this time?!
I should blow up your planet the second we drop you off on it!"
He then lets go of the blue haired women.
"Oh who am I kidding? I'd just ask Whis to rewind time afterwards...
But I might still do it to vent a bit-"

"Owowowowow..."
Bulma rubbed her cheeks.
"Hey don't look at me! You're the one who fell in love with the stuff and kept asking for it!"

"Need I remind you Bulma that it was your stash of ramen that Vegeta raided first?"
Whis asked her in a coy manner.
"Your poor dietary choice is the reason why Lord Beerus is so mad!"

"Oh don't YOU start Whis!
It's ME who should remind you about the last crate I gave you!"

"Oooohohohoho!
Frankly my dear it's not quite the same thing.
Where the artificial flavor enhancers and the processed ingredients can be seriously detrimental to your health it doesn't affect me much!"

"Grrrrr! You mean you STILL have ramen stored away Whis?!"

"Yes my lord.
May I prepare a cup for you?"

"... yes."
The angry god then turned his attention to his fighters.
"But this is not the end of it! You! From now on I'll personally hound over you to see if you're training!
If I see you slacking off I'll erase the hell out of you!"
And while the fighters other than Goku and Vegeta start sweating nervously Beerus turns to the Saiyans and addresses them as well.
"And you... Your job will be to get Broly and 17! We need our A-game next time!
I WON'T loose to Champa again!"
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>>3560757
>Broly and 17 next time
Ah.
Fuck.
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>>3560757
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>3560768
plz no broly god.
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>>3560838
Hmmmm... Which one is it?

>Plz no Broly, god

or

>Plz no God Broly
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>>3560909
yes
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>"And you... Your job will be to get Broly and 17! We need our A-game next time!
>Broly and 17
Hahahaha fuck we're going to die.
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>Broly and 17
Well... that is a thing...
By that time me might have permanent Kefla so... at least there is that, and hopefully someone else to fill in that slot possibly Hail if he stops acting like Yamcha. Aside from that next time we get a training vote I think we need to get back to some good old Vados training.
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You awaken a while later in the bed you were given by the Kanassan, wondering whether all of that was real or just a very, VERY weird dream.
But as you groan and get up you feel something plop down on the bed.
It's a small, pink flip phone with a sticker of the Supreme Kai of Time making a winky face on it.

"Of course it's pink... Why wouldn't it be?"
You assume this is your "passport".

Trying to recall the things that happened two things pop into your mind.
First was the answer she gave you regarding the girls. Of course like everything else it has to be a fucking riddle.
But given how she oversees the integrity of time you can kinda forgive her for not being straight with you.

"If you wish to appease them all you have to do is give them "something which was lost" and "something which they never had"."

"Greeeat... more cryptic BS."

But there was something else she said.
"Remember, Towa will not relent.
She still has her eyes set on you.
So return to Champas planet. She won't dare to attack you there.
And prepare... I have a feeling that she has something quite nasty planned. Be careful!"

"So appease the girls, fight evil demon lady.
Must be Tuesday..."
Standing up you stretch your arms out and feel... well, fine. Incredibly fine in fact.
All the fatigue, all the residual pain and all your injuries are... gone. And you've never felt more refreshed in your life.
"Right... Better get to it then-"

>It'd be for the best if you got back to Champas ASAP. You can figure things out later.
>Check up on the girls and have a talk.
>Go out and say hi to the Kanassans before leaving
>Give the phone a test
>Other?
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>>3562243
>Check up on the girls and have a talk
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>>3562243
>It'd be for the best if you got back to Champas ASAP. You can figure things out later.
>Go out and say hi to the Kanassans before leaving.
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We shouldn't stay here for long, maybe spend some hours to teach the Kannasians how to use ki so they can defend themselves (tell them not to fire potent ki blasts to the ground) and also how to transfer ki to their crops so they can have plenty of food whenever they want (maybe give them more types of seeds if we can>>3562254
>>3562254
I add this to my previous post (I posted before I was finished, again)
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Yo where the fuck is everyone.
Again.
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>>3562254
this

>>3562270
I-I'm here
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>>3562270
*shrugs*
I'll just wait a bit longer.
Whatever happens I'll start writing in 10 minutes
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>>3562270
Work probably
plus I'm pretty much down for whatever when it comes to this prompt.
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>>3562243
>It'd be for the best if you got back to Champas ASAP. You can figure things out later.
>Go out and say hi to the Kanassans before leaving

Still wanna see if we can learn to see the future.
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>>3562256
They pretty much know that.
In fact they COULD kick the asses of Humans but they are big wusses when compared to others on the galactic scale

Anyway your reasoning seems to have won

>writing
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Oh and when I was typing "writing" I had to start over only 3 times.
So... if I happen to have more typos than usual in my stuff please be patient.
I'm still a bit woozy. But I'll live
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I’m working right now or I’d be here. I can only post cause this is my coffee break.
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Cracking your neck you decide that the best course of action would be to fuck off as soon as possible.
Maybe even get in some training with Vados IF this whole Towa situation is as bad as Chronoa makes it out to be.
But first it's common courtesy to say hello and goodbye to your gracious hosts.

Getting a quick little shower before heading out you seek out the leader of the village who seems to be up and about already.
Apparently their rather difficult lifestyles demands them to adopt a daily routine similar to poorer regions on Earth.
That is to say, get up early, work your ass off for the entire day, go to sleep and start over again.
But somehow he seems rather cheerful despite that.

"Oh good morning Earthling!"

"Mornin'."
You take a quick look around, observing all the Kanassans tilling the fields.
"Are you usually this happy?"

"Oh no. No no no.
But today is a good day.
It's rare to see everyone in the village well fed like this but thanks to you it may become a bit more common of a sight."

"Happy to help."
Looking down on the ground you see the tiny little saplings they are tending.
"By the way if you nurture the vegetables with your life energy they'll grow much quicker."

"Yes. We assumed so.
It seems rather foolish now that we didn't consider it before.
But you showed us the way stranger. We'll be eternally thankful."

"I don't need your gratitude. I'm just trying to help.
By the way... We're planning on leaving soon. You sure you guys are gonna be alright?"

"Yes I'm sure, don't worry about it.
Our people are used to being chased and prosecuted due to our foresight ability.
But at the same time it saved us from certain doom many, many times."

"Hmmmmmm..."
That got you thinking.
"So you DO see the future... Must be a neat ability."

"I... wouldn't recommend it.
It's not how you imagine it. It's not a technique but a compulsion, wild images flashing in your mind when you look at certain things or get certain stimuli.
You can't imagine how... disturbing it can get when you are minding your own business and suddenly you see things that will happen to you, your loved ones or anyone else.
And in combat... it's more of a detriment than anything else."

"Well... I'm not saying I want YOUR version of it.
But I'm pretty sure sooner or later I can figure out my own way of doing it."

The fish person seems to... smile.
"I wish you the best in that.
But do remember... sometimes you're better off not knowing."
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>>3562318
>sometimes you're better off not knowing."
But knowing is half the battle!
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Shortly afterwards the girls have awoken as well and they came out to greet you.
*YAAAAAAAAAWN*
"Mornin'..."

"Good morning!"

"Where is breakfast?"

"Actually I don't think we should cripple the Kanassans economy right as it starts to stabilize.
So no breakfast until we get back to Champas."

"Kay'."

Swiping with your hand you create a human sized portal leading back to your own little planet.
It seems like no matter where you are in the universe, you can always pop back there. But it obviously requires a level of attention you can't really spare in a fighting situation.
Waving goodbye the the friendly fishfolk you head back home.
Almost instantly you get rushed by the Universe 9 folks, Sam and the Tuffles all asking questions like "where were you guys?" or "what took so long?".

>Start filling them in
>Breakfast first, questions later
>You got more important things to worry about. Find Vados, ask for training
>Other?
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>>3562330
>Start filling them in
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>>3562330
My preference here would be to
>Mix the three have them help cooking (as we are going to be feeding the saiyans) fill them in in the meanwhile and then excuse ourselves once we have enough in our stomach to give us energy for the training.
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>>3562330
>Start filling them in
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Slow day is slow
>>3562333
I'm liking this so I'll use this partially

>writing
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The way you see it training is inevitable.
Whatever is coming your way you need to be ready for it.
And for training you need fuel, components with which you can build a stronger body.
Inviting everyone to the kitchen you tell them that you'll explain everything soon enough.

Quickly you throw together some stuff because you really can't be bothered with anything fancy right now you prepared a plentiful and nutritious breakfast for you and the girls.
While in the kitchen Lyn approaches you toting a toy she built out of the Lego you bought her.
"Daddy daddy! Look! I made this!"

Turning your head you see that it's a little robot which can wave on its own.
"D'awww that's adorable!"
You ruffle her hair.
"Good job!"

Then as you get back to cooking reality dawns on you.
The packs you bought did not contain any motorized parts... or really anything which would enable it to move.
None of them did... NOTHING on this planet has complex electronics or mechanical parts like that...
Which means she either took some parts out of the kitchen appliances... or she fabricated her own.
You don't know which is more terrifying.

But that's a matter you'll deal with later.
Serving breakfast you get to devouring the food with a Saiyan like zeal as you explain the situation the people there... omitting the fact that you died of course.
It's bad enough that Caulifla and Kale had to experience that.
And judging by their silence they are in agreement.

"So... that's the gist of it.
Some Demon named Towa is after my hide and... apparently she won't stop unless we MAKE her stop."

Sala seems to be lost in thought for a moment before responding.
"Judging by your description she must be a formidable demon."

"I... can't say for sure. She seemed really adept at cloaking her power level.
But despite the fact that she's clearly not a fighter she... felt incredibly dangerous to me.
Like all the hair on my back stood up just from looking at her."

Caulifla and Kale, hearing about this for the first time as well don't seem to care.
"That bitch!"
The smaller girl seems to curse under her breath while her tightening fist begins to knead and bend the fork in her hand.
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But when Sala heard this she seemed to grow visibly more confused.
"Strange... I never heard of a Demon named Towa before...
Odd. How did she look like?"

"Blue skin, white hair, blood colored and skin-tight bodysuit revealing her underboobs."

"That... doesn't sound right.
From what I remember Abracas sister wears similarly... attention demanding outfits.
But her favorite color is blue, not red. And her skin is yellow..."

"And she's apparently a sneaky bitch who prefers working in the shadows.
She seems to excell at manipulating people.
Is there any sort of magic that lets her do that?"

"Yeah. A lot actually.
Demon Sorcerers have a plethora of mind control powers among other things.
Illusions, seals, offensive magic, you name it."

"And are there any ways to protect myself from one?"

"Maybe... Maybe.
But D! Magic is... not really your strong suit. And not much else will protect you from that.
Unless you got enough willpower to straight up resist it. Which you might actually given your whole psionic stuff."

"Then... you're saying Majin?"
She nods.
"Yeap... thoughts so. Damn."

"I don't see the point."
Sam interjects.
"I mean if she's a succubus just go and seduce her.
Once she's addicted to you and you alone, BOOM! No more problem!"

Sala then gives him an odd look.
"You're a disgusting little creature, aren't you?"

"You know it baby!"
Sala then casually slaps him over the back of his head and he starts apologizing.
"OW! Okay I deserved that."

Meanwhile you're rubbing your head in frustration.
"I need power, a means of resisting her aaand... what else?
Of course a way to counter whatever nasty surprise she might have in store for me."
Looking up you ask the Universe 9 folks.
"Is Cabba or Hit here by any chance?"
They shake their head.
"Darn... Fusion and Time-skip training are off the table then."

>Well... gotta go talk with Vados I guess
>Buu it is. I am NOT looking forward to this
>Okay guys. Group exercise time! If she wants to play dirty, we'll PLAY dirty!
>Hey Lyn. Can you help daddy a bit?
>Other?
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Oops dropped the pic... again
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>>3562442
>Well... gotta go talk with Vados I guess
It's been a while
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>>3562442
>>Well... gotta go talk with Vados I guess
Time to get back to brass tacks
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>>3562442
>Hey Lyn. Can you help daddy a bit?
what could go wrong
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Hmmmm things continue to go slowly.
I'll go and have some dinner and when I get back I'll get to writing, whatever the end result may be
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>>3562442
>>Well... gotta go talk with Vados I guess
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Okay turns out that was a false flag.
No actual food yet. Just had to help with it.
God knows how long it'll take. Anyway in the meantime I'll do a quick little update with everyones favorite mommy

>writing
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"Well... guess it's time to get back to brass tacks."
Standing up from the table you start making your way to the door.
"I'm gonna hit up Vados. See if she has anything for me.
Don't blow up the planet or anything while I'm gone."

"OY!"
Sam shouts.

"What?"

"Don't leave me here all alone!"

You snicker.
"What? I thought you enjoy the company of cats..."

He quickly shuffles over to you nervously and starts whispering in your ear.
"Dude cut it out! These guys are scary!
And instead of sounding cool, every time I try to impress them spaghetti just flies out of my pockets."

"Eh... that's normal. You'll get used to it soon enough.
But suuuure if you're really feeling like it I'll let you tag along.
However you might regret it."

After grabbing hold of Sams hand and hearing how "gay" that is, you fly over to Champas planet where you seek out Vados.
The blue angel is apparently having tea time all on her lonesome when you rudely interrupt her.
"Hello Vados! I'm back!"

"Oh..."
She spots Sam.
"Well hello."

"Errr.... hi."

Not letting Sam embarrass himself in front of your teacher you interrupt whatever he tries to do.
"I'll cut to the chase. I assume you know what's going on."

"I only have a hunch."

"Okay then-"
You explain the situation to her briefly.
"So that's about it. Evil demon lady threatening me.
Need some help with that."

She sighs.
"Very well.
I'll help you. But I need to know with what exactly.
I have my ideas but I'd like to hear yours."

>Power! I need more power!
>I have this... thing inside me. I want to get him under control
>I need some way to protect my mind
>Other?
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And THIS is the point where I actually go get food.
For fucks sake...
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>>3562569
>I need some way to protect my mind

No shadow Eric plz
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>>3562569
>I have this... thing inside me. I want to get him under control

Preferably not in a way that’s gonna piss him off.
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>>3562569
"I need to be able to shield my mind against her shenanigans, and my best bets are either doubling down on my psionics... Or getting my passenger friend to help out."
>>
Right
Getting some mindshields
And by the looks of it Buu will be involved

Dare I even ask for a dice roll here?
Yes. Yes I do
DC:12 Crit: 16
Best of 4
And if I don't get a fourth one I'll roll instead

>writing
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>>3562569
>I need some way to protect my mind
Also ask if she see's any potential in sam
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>>3562652
Oh we'll get to him don't worry.
Hopefully after we resolve this situation with Buu
>>
Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3562649
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Rolled 18 (1d21)

>>3562649
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>>3562659
The first good Buu roll holy shit
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"Well you see... I got this... thing in my head.
He's... bad. Really bad. You might know him-"

"Are you speaking of the Majin?"

"Of course you're aware of it....
Anyway, yes! I've been trying to get him to cooperate with me, to teach him... something. Morality maybe? Consciousness?
It's been... not very good. I think he'd be my best bet to protect my mind."

"Interesting...
And how do you plan to do that?
Not getting it to cooperate I mean. I mean how do you think that'd help?"

"Well... either by accessing his near limitless magic reserves or..."

"Or?"

"Or by *ahem* tagging out when things get out of control.
These are my only two ideas."

"Very interesting.
I think it's an option worthy of exploring.
Come. I think I got an idea."

Leading the two of you into the palace Vados guides you to Champas massive library which houses many tomes of both arcane and mundane subjects.
Tomes about the sciences, philosophy, literature and art sit right next to volumes that'd make even the most seasoned and jaded sorcerers perk up and say "Holy shit".
You of course have seen this already but Sam didn't and he gasps as his eyes run along the rows upon rows upon rows of books.

"H-Holy shit!"

"Impressive isn't it?"

"Honestly I don't like being here...
Dusting off the books is a nightmare."

"It's "educational" Eric.
Don't forget that."

"Flying up and down for hours, cleaning shelves is NOT training Vados!
It's a chore!"

"Well then you'd hate to be taught by Whis..."
She steps over to one of the walls laden with all manner of written texts and pulls out tomes seemingly at random before putting them down on a table for you to see.
"Here. I think these will be of use."

Looking down you frown.
"These are..."

"Childrens books."
The two of you speak simultaneously.
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Vados explains her reasoning behind her choice of literature and it... somewhat makes sense.
By reading through all of them you could very easily impart a lot of "morality" (in as big quotation marks as you can imagine) onto Buu.
However it still sounds INCREDIBLY silly.

But you've never been disappointed by Vados before so without question or doubt you sit down and begin flipping through the pages, making sure to pay a great amount of attention to the tales and their morals, least you impart some sort of apathy or boredom onto Buu.
Sam obviously can not comprehend this.

"Hey hey hey! Are you serious?
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!"

"Just shut up and watch!
She's easily the wisest person I know and I respect her more than anyone!"

After flipping through the things you nod to the angel who aims her staff at you.
"Okay. I'll help you with entering your subconscious.
But remember: I'll be keeping watch over you.
If I see things going awry I'll pull you out immediately... In the best case scenario.
In the worst-"

"Yeah yeah. Honestly if you didn't I'd ask you...
If I loose control just put me down."
Then you look her straight in the eye with as much determination as you can muster.
"But I won't fail!"

Nodding Vados let out some sort of a wave from her wand which knocked you unconscious immediately.
With just a little bit of effort on your part you manage to enter your subconscious from there rather easily.
Finding a strange figure there you decide to approach it.

"Ah... I see you finally made yourself home.
Or figured out how to manifest yourself. Hi Buu."

"GRRRRRRRR!"
The figure growls at you.

>Look... I know why you're angry. You didn't like dying. I'm sorry. I won't do that again
>What's wrong? Thought you could escape if I died? Sorry to disappoint you
>Hey I got something for you! (Give him the memories)
>Other?
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>>3562691
Oh shit, wrong image!
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>Look... I know why you're angry. You didn't like dying. I'm sorry. I won't do that again
>Hey I got something for you! (Give him the memories)
>>
Okay I'm curious... is it a workday today over in the US?
Because this is nuts
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>>3562780
personally. Buu social votes scare me
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>Look... I know why you're angry. You didn't like dying. I'm sorry. I won't do that again
>Hey I got something for you! (Give him the memories)
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>>3562780
i have no idea man, though i'm just a lurker and dont really like posting much
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>>3562780
My laptop is dying at the moment which is why I'm in and out. As far as today goes other then it being the first day of E3 I can't really think of a reason for the absence unless the fucking Thanos snap happened and we just aren't aware.
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>>3562691
>Look... I know why you're angry. You didn't like dying. I'm sorry. I won't do that again
>Hey I got something for you! (Give him the memories)
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>>3562691
>Look... I know why you're angry. You didn't like dying. I'm sorry. I won't do that again
>Hey I got something for you! (Give him the memories)
>>
Eyyy
>>3562814
Thanks

>writing

Also
>E3
The only time I got excited over that (and rightfully so) was when they announced DMC5.
I mean who watches the whole thing instead of just a recap? So they can enjoy all that delicious filler and pointless nonsense instead of just the good bits?
>>
>>3562825
I love the cringe. Some guy brought a half nude body pillow and was just standing around behind the youtuber or whoever they had talking at the EA conference.
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>>3562691
>>Look... I know why you're angry. You didn't like dying. I'm sorry. I won't do that again
>>Hey I got something for you! (Give him the memories)
I legit just got off work. I’ll be her till live is over OP
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I was busy with stuff like putting together a new AC and putting it in a window. Also slept til one.
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*sigh*
"Look... Buu.
I know why you're angry. You didn't like dying, I get that. It wasn't a joyride for me either.
But I promise I won't do that again. I... I guess I'm sorry."

You pause and then begin to focus.
Suddenly several bubbles form in front of you which Buu begins to sniff intently.
"Here... As an apology."

He walks over there and gives one a curious lick. Unlike the last time which was a bit "bitter" for his liking this one is just sweet enough.
"Free?"

"Yes Buu. It's for free.
You can eat it."

Not needing to be told twice the pinkish bubblegum like creature swiftly began to devour the memories you've given him.
Though their effects did not seem to kick in quite as spontaneously as last time, at least he seems to enjoy them.
Which is shocking considering they are not memories of food or eating.
Once he is done he burps with great satisfaction and grins while picking his teeth rather comically.

Seeing how he's done you conjure a pair of chairs and sit down in one of them while signaling at the other.
Buu looks at it for a second and then blasts it into smithereens while giggling like a child.
Every time you see him you start to understand him a bit more... He's like a child stomping on a sand castle, amused by the catharsis.
So it's no surprise that when you casually wave your hand and undo his destruction he seems to loose interest in it.

"Look Buu...
I don't really like our arrangement.
And I'm sure you don't like it either.
So how about we become more... cordial?"

"Hmmmmm?"

You rub your head in frustration as your monstrous occupant doesn't seem to get what you're saying.
"Urgh... Remember Towa? Blue lady? She was here. Or were you asleep?"
He shakes his head.
"Well... she's the one that got me killed-"
That seemingly got his attention as he starts gritting his teeth.

He seems to have the right idea.
He's pissed and wants to punish the one that's responsible.
Damn it's good that he can't establish causality... yet.
But now'd be the best time to give him a proposition.
Or fight him for control if he doesn't agree...

>When you see the blue lady, protect me. Okay?
>We'll need to work together so... I'll give you control for a second. Okay? Make sure to behave!
>I need power... More power Buu. Do you understand?
>We need to work together. This can't go on. So what do you say? Will you stand by me?
>Other?
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>>3562891
>We need to work together. This can't go on. So what do you say? Will you stand by me?
>When you see the blue lady, protect me. Okay?
>>
>We need to work together. This can't go on. So what do you say? Will you stand by me?
>>
>>3562891
>>We need to work together. This can't go on. So what do you say? Will you stand by me?
>>
>>3562907
Support and don't forget to add please and thank you. We're a former demon king not a monster
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>>3562891
>When you see the blue lady, protect me. Okay?
>We need to work together. This can't go on. So what do you say? Will you stand by me?
>>
Oooookay~!

Roll the dice to see how it works.
Best of four
DC: 10, Crit: 17
>writing
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Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>3562931
>>
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d21 + 5)

And I'm also rolling to see how much power Buu is willing to share.
Higher is better
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Rolled 15 (1d21)

>>3562931
Best Android, lend me your power!
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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3562931
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>>3562938
Is this the first buu Crit?
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>>3562938
>>3562942
Yes
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Rolled 9 (1d21)

>>3562931

>>3562934
This isn't bad at all!
>>3562938
And this Anon Is MVP.
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>>3562938
At last. A decent Buu roll. And a 19 on how much power he gives us is pretty good as well.
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so 19 on the power and 21 for the roll to this right.
I'm glad we've been working on our relationship with buu.
>>
Yeah... That means he'll let you use the majority of his power... with SOME restrictions.
But I think you'll like what this gets you
>>
"Buu... When the mean blue lady comes back I'll need your help.
I need someone to protect me. Because she's tricksy. And in turn I'll protect you, okay?
But I want you to agree to that. I'm not going to force you... Because we need to work together!
So... what do you say? Will you stand by me? Please?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkkVEzdKbd8

The creature looks at you with its piercing black eyes.
While he's been either floating around or squatting while you were conversing he stands upright.
Despite not being taller than you at all he's still quite imposing. For a second he frowns at you in silence before letting out an ear piercing yell and powering up.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!"

As his power is rising your entire mindscape begins to quake under the pressure.
Just like before, he can't exactly get out but this display of strength is enough to terrify you. But only a little.
Chuckling you flex and raise your own power, pouring every bit of psychic energy and Ki you can muster.
Your power is much lower than his but as he looks over you... he seems satisfied.

He gauged your power and just at one glance he could tell... you're worthy..
Reaching out he grins and attempts to... push himself into you. Obviously he can not do this under the current circumstances. Not without your consent.
So you let him.

Opening yourself up to Buu felt like opening the floodgates of a Dam that could BARELY hold back the gargantuan amount of water behind it.
The force of it washing over you is so overwhelming that it immediately breaks your concentration and you awaken back in the real world.
Gasping loudly you watch as Vados assumes what you can only guess to be an offensive stance, with her staff pointed at you and Sam behind her.

Extending your hand as your eyes turn black you shout.
"NO!"
Your voice reverberates like it's being distorted by the torrential amount of pink energy being ejected by your body.
>>
We're giving Buu full access to our senses after this right?
>>
"This is fine Vados!"
Your eyes begin to focus as you let out a mad grin.
"WATCH!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"W-w-w-what is he doing?"

"I'm... not sure-"

"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Squatting in exertion you keep shouting at full volume as Buus energy keeps coursing through you.
Eventually you start feeling the physical changes that this enormous amount of very alien energy is bringing about.
Your muscles seem to be swelling with alien power, your blood pressure rises to the point that some of your veins begin to bulge out and your hair is going wild like when you awaken.
And as this is going on the surging ki begins to twist and turn around you, taking shape...

Finally your back stops tingling as the waves of power stop washing over you and you straighten your posture.
Tapping your forehead you grin at the parties present.
"See? Didn't I tell you?"

What you couldn't see however were the more... subtle changes.
Alterations which Sam and Vados saw clearly.
Your friend even started pointing his finger at you.
"D-D-D-Dude... turn around!"
Looking over your shoulder with your dark eyes you saw... a ghost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwYY3jiJd48

A spectral outline of Buu, devoid of any features, a pink semi transparent mass of energy floating behind you mimicking your every action, including the tapping of the head.
Your eyes begin to twinkle as you take a step back.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YES!"

You swing your arm and do an explosive handshake with the avatar of Buu floating behind you.
Sparks fly off as you can feel both of you brimming with power.
Letting go of Buus hand you turn back to face the two of them.
"So... How do I look?"
They are left speechless.

>VADOS! I NEED A SPAR RIGHT NOW!
>Okay Sam... I'm done getting swole. Now it's your turn!
>Other?
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>>3563029
>>Okay Sam... I'm done getting swole. Now it's your turn!
STANDO POWER!
ZA WARUDO!
Good lord.
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>>3563029
>Okay Sam... I'm done getting swole. Now it's your turn!

Seems like another "control your emotions after giant power gain" vote
>>
>>3563029


>VADOS! I NEED A SPAR RIGHT NOW!

>and posibly a steamroller.

ZA WARUDO
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>>3563029
>>VADOS! I NEED A SPAR RIGHT NOW!
>>ALSO I HAVE A FUCKING STAND NOW! THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE....FOURTH BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
>>
>>3563035
Support
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>>3563029
>>VADOS! I NEED A SPAR RIGHT NOW!
>>
Remember what happened last time we let power go to our head? We made vados disappointed.
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>>3563066
>letting go of basics =/= Being excited and testing new form
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>>3563029
Yeah changing my vote to
>>Take a deep breath, calm down, give your basics a few tries, and calmly ask Vados for a Spar so you can test this new power out.

There that should work.
>>
>>3563029
>>3563071
This has my vote.
>>
A spar with Vados first and then tutoring Sam in the future.
Good good

>writing
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"Incredible... Is-Is that what I think it is?"

"YEEEEAP!"

"You... actually reined in the beast?
I didn't think it was possible-"

"Well... I NEED a spar right now..."
You crack your knuckles and the image of Buu behind you does the same.
"So what do you say? Shall we test this out?"

"What an interesting proposition~!"
She twirls her wand around.
"Very well... I believe it's time to see what you're made of!"

Assuming your fighting stance you look at Sam for a brief moment.
"Watch closely... if you can. Because after this we'll get onto you mate!"

"W-Wuh-"

"Go!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfCYPVxWEMI

You charge Vados with four arms cocked and ready to go.
Swinging them one by one you unleash a barrage of unprecedented ferocity, the likes of which you could only do before through extreme effort. Now? They feel natural.
Naturally Vados dances around them with elegance befitting of a ballet dancer.
But you don't mind.

She doesn't even feel the need to outright block your attacks, merely redirecting them is enough for her.
However your punches fly so frequently and so fast that she doesn't appear to have any breathing room... You know better than that.

Exchanging a brief little smile you hear her out while continuing to throw punches in her general direction.
"What excellent coordination. Does it act independently or do you share your senses?"

"THE LATTER!"
You bring your fist down and manage to hit the ground hard enough to create a massive crevice.
Pulling your hand out you jump up to where Vados is while continuing the conversation.
"But you call this sparring? It feels like I'm being toyed with!"

"Are you perhaps angry?"

"No...
QUITE THE OPPOSITE!"
Spreading your four arms out you shout.
"THE. FUCKING. WORLD!"
Time then stops around you for a single second.
But where you expected Vados to remain in place she instead moves around with the greatest of ease, like a fish in water.
"I'M GLAD! THAT THERE IS STILL ROOM TO GROW!"
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>>3563094
>"THE. FUCKING. WORLD!"
>Not actually saying ZA WARUDO IC
You disgust me more then any words in any language can possibly express Not Som.
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>>3563094
>"I'M GLAD! THAT THERE IS STILL ROOM TO GROW!"
We really are Human Goku.
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>>3563116
I was channeling Antfish. I'm sorry
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>>3563122
So long as you use the proper name in the future all is forgiven.
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>>3563094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp3GSiHdvn8
I'd suggest this in the future. Bit Weird to be hearing "SUPER BROLY" in the background constantly.
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As you rush in to hit her she jumps over you and while twirling in the air taps you on the head slightly.
When she lands behind you time resumes and she seems to... laugh.

"Now that was a close call! Ohohoho!
But I wonder... where on earth did you learn that?"

"Someone who owed me a favor!"
You respond, only barely noticing the hairband she used to style your hairdo into a short and comical ponytail like hers.
Cracking up you start loosing it.
*snicker*
"Okay, I'll stop now. Before I embarrass myself further.
Thanks Buu. I appreciate it!"
The spirit nods before dispersing. Looking over your head you gave a quick glance to Sam.
"You okay there buddy?"

"O-Okay? I didn't see shit! And stuff was breaking around me!
I'm terrified bro!"

"That's fine! We'll just have to... close that gap a bit~!"

"Oh my-"
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>>3563142
but the vocals are a major part of the song. it's not the same without them.
>>
Aaaand that's it for today folks.
Thanks to all of you who participated, I hope you enjoyed yourselves!

>>3563142
Thanks. I'll keep it in mind.
But I find pokemixr's stuff to be rather hit or miss. Some of his stuff is legit better than the original, this one... I find it sounding just a bit off.
Off enough that it bothers me.
But I'll try
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>>3563146
Yeah, the chanting parts especially
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzLgoGjUxQ
How about this?
Is this a good compromise?
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>>3563150
>>3563146
>>3563148
Fair I was just trying to provide an alternative cause I know it bothers me a bit.
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>>3563148
Great Run Not Som, sad I missed most of it because work, hopefully you run tomorrow so I can play the full thing.
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>>3563151
Yeah that's better.
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>>3563151
Yeah that works.
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>>3563143
Hmmm, so, just to clarify, our Majin powerup got beefed up, and we can also manifest some of the magical energy into what’s basically a Stand? What caused the separation exactly? Is it just the energy Buu gave us that our body couldn’t entirely contain coalescing outside of our body to ease the strain? Or is it some sort of intentional effect?
>>
Android of the day is?
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Rolled 17 (1d22)

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>>3563279
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>>3563266
>Is it just the energy Buu gave us that our body couldn’t entirely contain coalescing outside of our body to ease the strain?
This makes sense to me, considering how our own magical reserves are so abysmally low.

>>3563148
Personally, I wasn't involved today because I just wasn't feeling up to much of anything at all. Still, reading helped my mood a bunch, so thanks for running!
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>>3563266
It's no mere separation.
That IS Buu, at least a part of it
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>>3564271
>Not-Son
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>>3564271
>>3564276
fucking phone...
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>>3564339
I know your pain.
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>>3563776
>This makes sense to me, considering how our own magical reserves are so abysmally low.

There's gotta be a way around that. We can't keep relying on the fuck-you dimension forever, It already seems to be a circumstantial one and done win button that we have to wait over timeskips to even use again.

We should talk to Vados, see If she knows a method to help us train our latent reserves somehow, or do some wacky Ki-to-Magic conversion method.
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>>3563776
Also If my guess Is right where Magic Is our weak point Sam is just going to become a wizard.
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So...
Originally I did want to run a continuation today.
However it looks like that IRL obligations might get in the way.

Let's just say that I'll start an hour later than usual OR I'll notify you that I can't run at the same time
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>>3564428
I mean... Nobody says you have to use ALL of the fuck you dimension when you access it
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>>3564430
Gotcha Not-Som, see you soon.

>>3564431
Oh? Well that's good, I certainly was under the Impression that when the floodgates opened, they opened all the way.

My point still stands that we need to find a way to Increase our capacity or find a way to recharge our reserves faster. Or both. More benefits Is more benefits and Magic Is definitely our weakest area.
>>
Good news everyone!
I'm not needed after all!

>writing
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>>3564488
Yay
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>>3564488
Morning Not-Som had some Coffee yet?
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>>3564488
Hell yea!
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>>3564502
Not 1 but 3
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You cautiously look at Sam who honestly looks like he's been finding God ever since you whisked him away from home.
And it would be funny if you didn't suspect you looked exactly like him when you started out.

Turning around you turn to face Buu and give him a thumbs up.
"Thanks again!
I'll be sure not to bother you too much.
But I will call you when the blue lady comes, okay?"

The ephemeral figure nods and disappears back into you as a sort of pink vapor.
With a quick breath you then calm yourself down enough so you have ample amount of critical thinking available to you.
"Okay Sam. I think it's about time we got you super powers."

"F-For real?"

"Yup.
But it ain't gonna be easy.
You'll need to learn the very basics first so don't expect being able to level a mountain right away.
And even when you can... before you reach that point you absolutely MUST undergo some serious training.
With big power-"

"Comes big responsibility, yeah yeah. I read comics as well nerd!
Come on and gimme!"

"Urgh... no you don't get it!
If you point at the ground and accidentally shoot you could BLOW UP A PLANET!
Do you understand that?!"

Sam nervously gulps.
"You mean you could-"

"Yeah. Easily.
Then I could probably bring you back and NOBODY would notice anything."

"Shit..."

"Yeaaaaah."

Vados then steps up to you and asks the obvious.
"You sure you want to do this? I mean I could give him some... personal attention.
And you could do your own thing on the side."

>Nah. I think I'll do it. Just got the perfect thing for him as well...
>Yeah that sounds like a smart plan. I'll go off and do my own thing.
>Okay. Do you have anything for me to do in the meantime?
>Other?
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>>3564524
>Nah. I think I'll do it. Just got the perfect thing for him as well...
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>>3564524
>Nah. I think I'll do it. Just got the perfect thing for him as well...
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>>3564535
Support
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>>3564524
>...Here's an idea how about we do it together?
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>>3564524
>Nah. I think I'll do it. Just got the perfect thing for him as well...
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>>3564541
Support
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>>3564524
>Yeah that sounds like a smart plan. I'll go off and do my own thing.

We have like, 0 experience doing this. Better to let a professional handle it.
>>
The way it looks like you'll have the honor of training the stoner

>writing
>>
"I think I'll give it a shot.
Do the Hit thing. Get some new perspective maybe.
Aaaaand I think I got just the thing for him."

"As you wish."

Tapping your friend on the shoulder you turn him away from the nice angel lady and drag him away just a tad bit so you have ample space for what you wanna do.

"Okay!"
He speaks up.
"What'll it be? Shooting energy beams out of my eyes?
Flying? SUPER BREATH?!"

"There is no such thing as superbreath.
Because it's dumb."

"Don't you ever say that again!"

"And no.
I got something else in mind."
You strike a pose and a cloud of energy envelops you.
"You see... we gotta get the lore out of the way first. How I do the things I do."

"With your mind right?
You're like a Vulcan."

"First: You know I don't watch Star Trek.
And Second: A vulcan doesn't have shit on me.
Heck the entire bunch of space commies doesn't."
You shake your head.
"No. Well yes, technically I can do that. BUT!
There is something important which I learned. That even if you are the mightiest of psions you'll get fucking pancaked if your body isn't at least superhuman.
So we gotta work on that."

"How? Aren't you supposed to be BORN superhuman?
Or at least with good genetics?"

"No. Not even close.
You see all living organisms have this bio energy called Ki. Like in asian culture.
By learning how to use it you can boost your body to ridiculous extents and perform all sorts of wacky things with it."

"Soooo... the Force?"

"Kinda.
But not present in non living organisms... I think."

"Cool. So I gotta learn that first and then... branch out?"

"Yeah.
That'd be a good foundation.
Having a good body would let you learn more difficult and dangerous stuff relatively safe."

"Okay. How I do?"

>We'll sit down, meditate and I'll help you draw it out. Basics. First.
>I got this technique... It SHOULD be good of an introduction for you. It's called the Kamehameha
>Simple. With violence!
>Other?
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Do note that you CAN switch to a different discipline if you want. Like psychic or magic.
If you want
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>>3564599
>We'll sit down, meditate and I'll help you draw it out. Basics. First.
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>>3564599
>>We'll sit down, meditate and I'll help you draw it out. Basics. First.
Yeah, we aren't making this guy a goku, that would make Vados sad. He's learning the basics and he's going to LIKE IT.
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>>3564599
>We'll sit down, meditate and I'll help you draw it out. Basics. First.
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>>3564599
>We'll sit down, meditate and I'll help you draw it out. Basics. First.
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>>3564599
>We'll sit down, meditate and I'll help you draw it out. Basics. First.
>Tell him to envision it in his head Like a lighter for a Bong it takes a bit to get it going but you can do some Crazy shit once you start
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>>3564607
Support
>>3564609
Hah!
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I ready you loud and clear

Roll some dice.
First is yours. Best of 4
DC: 6 Crit: 12

>writing
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>>3564666
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>>3564599
>We'll sit down, meditate and I'll help you draw it out. Basics. First.
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>>3564666
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>>3564666
YEET!
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>>3564666
Fucking 4chan is like 30 seconds behind for me
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>>3564666
BY THE POWER OF WEED
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>>3564676
Alright! Eric is good at teachin'
Let's see how good Sam is at learnin'
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>>3564680
Pretty damn good apparently
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>>3564680
>>3564681
To quote the Namekians: WHAT THE FUCK IS EARTH?!
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>>3564680
Pretty decent. Not quite us or our sister (We still need to kill Cabba for that by the way, lest anyone forget), but definitely pretty gud.
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Sitting down you prompt Sam to do the same and you assume a lotus sit.
"Gay."
He quips and you hit him over the head and toss his beanie to the ground.

"Focus."
You close your eyes to demonstrate the method to Sam.
"There is a bedrock inside your body, the very foundation on which all else is built.
That is the energy which drives you, which makes you alive. Some... you can't access without a ritual.
But you can draw it to the surface."
Your body slowly starts emanating a glow and before long tongues of blue-ish purple flames start licking your body.
"The energy stirs within you and either through extreme emotion or even stronger control you can bring it to the surface.
Once you experience it you can recall the sensation and that will allow you easier access to it."

"Errr...."
He doesn't get it.

"Think of it like lighting a bong.
It takes a while to get going but after? You're gonna see some crazy shit."

"Now you're making sense!
How do I do?"

"I just told you. Extreme... control..."
Pointing at his gut you speak.
"Focus on your body, try to get a feeling for it and when you find it... imagine something which pumps you up, something that makes your blood boil!
Shouting also helps!"

Sam clutches his fists and begins to exert himself, so much so that you feel the need to stop him least he shits himself.
But after a while, with the knowledge that such a thing even exists he presses on until you start sensing something bubbling up.

"Aaaah! YES! THERE IT IS!
KEEP GOING! Feel that shiver running along your spine! Fuel its fire so the sensation spreads through your entire body."

Finally Sam manages to work through his inhibitions and begins to shout with raw fury, looking halfway between a jackass and a a badass.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
HA!"

With a final push he manages to make his body explode as the power hidden within him awakens.
A small and barely visible blue aura glows around him faintly.
Looking down at his hands he lets out a solemn little: "Whoa"
>>
Whoa is right.
The lessons took root VERY quickly. Surprising even you.
Maybe there is something about Earth being bullshit... and we just don't know it yet.
But by the grace of the Emperor of Man-fucking-kind you'll figure it out.

"Okay... Do you feel that energy flowing around you?"

"Y-Yeah! This is awesome!
Seriously awesome!"

"Good. Now remember that sensation... and let go."
He pauses for a brief moment in confusion but eventually nods and when he relinquishes control the air around him disperses, letting his ki fly away from him.
"Now... recall it!"

"Haaaaaaaa-"
He starts out small this time.
"HA!"
And boom, he's done it again. It's obvious that he's quickly taking to it.
"ALRIGHT!"

"Good."
You nod.
"But now we're gonna get into the more advanced parts of the "basics".
First, you'll quickly learn that sensing the energy of others is just as easy as feeling yours. I don't know why but I think we have a sixth sense which is dormant well... because we have no use for it yet.
But never mind that yet. For now I got a task for you."

"Okay! I'm ready!
Come on mate!"

"First... is to control the energy around you perfectly.
Do not let a single drop of it leak out. EVER! Dial it back if you have to but keep it inside your body."

"Why?"

"Because otherwise you're wasting it.
It's enough that you "use up" energy when you shoot it out as beams. Adding to that the constant drain it'd have on you and it'd be too much to sustain."

"Right!
I'll try!"
He focuses a bit and just like you told him to his aura retracts, leaving him... a bit weaker than when he was not regulating it but not by much.
However the fact that his Ki is barely sensible now is... weird. Is this how others feel you?
"Okay! What next?"

"Heh... I wonder."

>Let's see if you can keep it up in a brawl!
>We'll train some techniques to further hone your abilities...
>Now I'll teach you sensing energy.
>Other?
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>>3564756
>>We'll train some techniques to further hone your abilities...
Kamehameha time suck it Roshi!
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>>3564756
>Now I'll teach you sensing energy.
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>>3564756
>>Now I'll teach you sensing energy.
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>>3564756
>Now I'll teach you sensing energy.
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>>3564756
>However the fact that his Ki is barely sensible now is... weird. Is this how others feel you?
Right I keep forgetting that we are using what is basically the middleground between god Ki and normal Ki which is why we can sense Champa.
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>>3564756
>We'll train some techniques to further hone your abilities...
>Let's start with the a basic energy blast and once you have good control over that that we'll move on to the advanced stuff
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If we do choose energy sensing I hope me make a tiny little ball of Ki and put an ungodly amount of energy into it so that once he manages to sense it he will be floored by it.
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>>3564756
>Now I'll teach you sensing energy.
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Okay since Ki sensing isn't really all that complex this'll be quick with a simple DC

Roll your dice folks.
DC: 9 No crit.
Best of 4

>writing
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>>3564822
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Rolled 6 (1d21)

>>3564822
YEET
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>>3564822
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>>3564822
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>>3564827
BOI
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You generate a ball of ki in your hand which you begin to move around by waving your finger.
The glowing orb of energy sways around like it's a living creature, making Sam nervous.
"Errrrrr...
What's that?"

"Basically?
The same energy inside of you but expelled from the body and shaped into an orb."
Giving him a rather menacing look you continue to move the thing around.
"You'll close your eyes... and you'll dodge this."

"Like Luke?"

"Yeeees... And you remember what happened when he fucked up."

"Oh no."

You point at him and the ball flies at him faster than he can react to it.
And as the orb makes contact his face contorts as if someone gave him a mighty slap.
"OWWWWW! ASSHOLE!"

"I told you to close your eyes.
They'll only distract you."

"My foot will distract you when I shove it up your ass!"

*sigh*
"Your eyes are too slow.
If you close your eyes and let this sixth sense guide you it'll be much easier to dodge."

Waving your hand around you orchestrate a little performance of pain for Sam who quickly throws away his reservations and closes his eyes.
To his credit he DOES make a lot of progress rather quickly, after all you DID pour enough energy into that ball so that even a blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient could feel it coming.
But he still gets slapped quite a few times.

However after a while his face twitches and suddenly he jumps out of the way of the incoming ball.
"HAH! GOT I-"
Then it comes around and bashes him into the ground.
"BITCH!"

"Heh... don't get too cocky.
I had to learn that lesson as well."

"Ow-ow-ow...
That doesn't mean you can be an asshole about it!"

"Okay... Let's give your new sense a little test.
Hah!"
With a quick flex you relinquish hold over your ki and it hits Sam who promptly goes:

"Holy shit!"
He starts trembling.
"I-Is that how Frost felt like?"

"Yeeeeah... Except he had more volume but less control.
That's why we were roughly equal."

"Fuuuuuuck..."

"Don't worry.
The fact that you feel this means you got it figured out.
And in my experience it's like riding a bike. You don't really forget it."

"Pretty sure that's just urban legend...
Anyway. Am I done? How did I do?"

"Splendid! Honestly you figured things out at first try basically!"

"Sweet.
Was it the same for you?"

"Kinda..."

"Hmmmmm... something seems fishy about this."

"I doubt it...
We're probably overthinking it.""

"Yeah. Probably.
What's next?"

>Practical exam! (start wailing on him)
>We go into more advanced stuff! Energy projection!
>I think we're good. Make sure you digest and internalize what you learned, okay?
>Other?
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>>3564886
>We go into more advanced stuff! Energy projection!
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>>3564886
>>We go into more advanced stuff! Energy projection!
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>>3564886
>We go into more advanced stuff! Energy projection!
>Who doesn't like lasers?
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>>3564886
>Practical exam! (start wailing on him)

Hazing? Never heard of it.
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>>3564886
>We go into more advanced stuff! Energy projection!
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A'ight....
Roll for Sam again

Best of 4
DC: 14 no Crit: 21

>writing
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Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3564960
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>>3564960
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>>3564963
*Ahem* WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH EARTHLINGS?!
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Quite...
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>>3564974
WHAT THE FUCK IS EARTH?
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>>3564974
U6 Earthling best Earthlings confirmed
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>>3564977
I dunno but at this right I expect Vados and the Supreme Kai's to do their best to find out.
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>>3564960
>>3564974
Wew
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>>3564974
They have Broly the big lad. We have Sam the laser hose.
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"Okay...
I think it's time to try something a bit more... advanced!
Just to see how far we can push you."

"AWRIGHT!
Now you're speaking my language!"

Walking over to him you spread your legs apart as well as your arms.
Drawing a circle with both arms before bringing them together and pulling them behind yourself.
"That looks gay."
Sam observes.

"That's too bad. Because it's your turn.
Follow my motions."

"Ugh... why?"

"Just shut up and follow."
You start over and repeat the motions.
"This is a technique developed in our twin universe-"

"TWIN UNIVERSE?"

"Yeah. There are multiple ones.
Twelve exactly, each paired up with another.
Our twin is like a... distorted mirror image of ours. A human from there developed this.
It's called the Kamehameha-"

"Like the emperor?!"

"Who?"

"You need to learn more."

"Maybe but now it's your turn!
Get your ass here and follow. ME!"

Your friend walks over to you and starts mimicking your motions.
Over and over you do the same thing until you feel confident about performing it.
Letting out a deep sigh you speak up.
"Okay... Now with feeling.
You got the motions?"

"I... can follow you?"

"Good enough.
Now say it with me. I don't know... if the techniques have an actual verbal component or if their names are just a way to hype yourself up and get you in the right mood...
But they are usually a key. So say it with me. With feeling!
Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha..."
You perform the motions as you say its name.
"And remember to pour your energy into it."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzPuK1vib_c

Finally Sam nods and surprisingly he does it without you.
In fact he seems so confident in himself that he skips a few motions simply because... well it feels more natural for him.
He skips the majority of the useless things and simply cups his hands together while chanting.

"Kaaaaaaaa-"
His hands begin to glow and small, spirit like bits flow from his hand and coalesce into an ever growing ball.
"Meeeeeeee-"
Sam pulls his arms back and leans backwards.
"HAAAAAAA-"
The attack now grows big enough to barely fit in his hands and starts letting out beams of pure light between his fingers.
"MEEEEEEE-"
And he lets go of it.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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The pillar of energy erupts from his hand and shoots up into the sky, turning it blue for a moment.
He unleashed such a vast amount of energy that it almost started pushing him back. But he regains his footing and just KEEPS pumping out more and more energy.
His attack easily eclipses him and starts shattering the ground under his feet.

When the thing fades Sam looks up at the sky as his beam attack slowly shrinks into a small star and eventually fades.
"Heh... hehehe...
I did it!"

He raises his thumb while his attack still shines and then proceeds to fall unconscious.
Vados slowly walks over him and starts fanning the young man with her hand.
"Dear oh dear.
Looks like he's all tuckered out!"

A drop of sweat trickles down your forehead as you stifle a cough.
"Phew... Was I... like that?
That's scary-"

"And now you know~!"

"C-Can I ask you to take care of him?"

"Sure...
What? Are you jealous?"

"You already know what I'm gonna try?"

"It's as plain as day."

Well... she's already aware of what you want to do.
Sam did it. But you won't be outdone. Not yet.
Now it's your turn. But how to do it?

>Let's see how far you can push this Kamehameha
>How about mixing it with something?
>This is... not you style. But you could make something out of it.
>Other?
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>>3565055
>How about mixing it with something?
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>>3565055
>>This is... not you style. But you could make something out of it.
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>>3565055
>>How about mixing it with something?
Null Kamehameha, let's go.
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>>3565055
>This is... not you style. But you could make something out of it
We are not just going to copy Universe 7 techniques, we need to make some of our own
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>>3565055
>How about mixing it with something?
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>>3565055
>How about mixing it with something?
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>>3565063
Support
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>>3565055
>This is... not you style. But you could make something out of it.
>Help him use the various principles of Ki to to design his own attack, using your much higher Ki reserves to try out what he is thinking of in advance so he can tweak it to his specifications before you teach him how to do it himself
Give the man some options on how he wants to design his fighting style
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>>3565086
He went nighty night
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>>3565086
Reading comprehension 10/10. This is about us using the Kamehameha for the first time.
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>>3565055
>This is... not you style. But you could make something out of it.
It's time for us to make our own technique that will by copied by everyone on the Universe 6 team.
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make it spiral and compress it for a persudo special beam cannon with a lot more punch.
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>>3565055
>>This is... not you style. But you could make something out of it.
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Hmmm... Correct me if I'm wrong but it looks like that's a new alteration on the Kamehameha.

Time for some dice!
Best of 5, because you did so good at teaching
DC: 16 Crit: 20

If you hit the crit I'll give you both
>>3565111
This and part of what I prepared
>Writing
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>>3565128
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>>3565128
LETS GO
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>>3565137
Niceu!
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>>3565137
Jesus christ
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>>3565128
>>3565137
H U M A N P O T E N T I A L
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GOT IT!
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what the fuck even are universe six humans.
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>>3565137
Horry shiet
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>>3565149
>>3565153
*Looks at the tournament of destroyers when we BTFO's litterally everyone*
Nobody knows but by Zeno they are going to find out.
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Anon who made the Eric x Videl edit I BESEECH THEE!

Please shop this so it has Eric in it.
I'm starting to suspect we might need it in the future
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Somebody make a Virgin U7 Human vs a Chad U6 meme PLEASE!
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>>3565173
Just Chad U6 and Virgin U7 in general desu
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You perform the thing the same way Sam did.
Turns out that, yeah there are a lot of superfluous motions in there.
Just cupping your hands together and pulling them back is sufficient.

Creating the Kamehameha you hold the ball out and keep it there.
"Hmmmm...
Let's see-"

First you try something... simple.
The Universe 7 guys clearly demonstrated that they can manipulate it, such as making it bend or splitting it into several smaller ones which rain down on your opponent... Or make it BIG AND STRONK!
But let's see if you can put a little spin on it.

For starters you split it in two and make the two halves spiral around each other.
When shooting it at the sky the two halves keep revolving around one another creating a structure like an excavator.
Their spiraling flight was almost... beautiful. And you imagine the two forces moving like that could rip someone up REAL good, much better than the simple "beam" ever could.
It's very fitting really.

Vados looks up and whistles.
"Elegant."

But you frown.
"Not good enough..."

"Hmmmm?"

"It's good... but not good enough.
It feels like it's missing something. And I can't just keep chucking it out or it drains me dry...
So how about this?"

Returning to form you assume the stance Master Roshi showed you and perform the old motions again.
They feel superfluous but... Closing your eyes you focus as you charge up the Original Kamehameha.
And there it is. You feel it. The power of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XJ5Rm77wp4

All that concentrated energy. Its power far exceeds that of the ki that makes it up.
It's this focus, this density that gives it strength. That's how Sam could exhibit such power even though he's so weak.
Charging it even further beyond, you pump a frightening amount of energy into it until the thing radiates in your hand like a small star.
Then... you pull it back. Back IN.
And wrap it around your body.

Opening your eyes you see wispy strands of raw ki flowing out of your body and arcing back into you like solar flares.
This superconducting loop wraps around your body and just by looking at the ground you see the effect it's having on the environment.
Sizzling and burning the ground is slowly being eroded as you sink into it.
Kicking off from the ground you start floating and swing your arm once.
It makes a lightsaber noise.

"Yes!"
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>>3565220
>We have a energy body/lightsaber version of Gaou's shit.

This is fantastic.
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You see Vados approaching you, her mouth moving, however all sound is muffled by the constant buzzing and crackling of the energy wrapped around your body.
So you stop clutching the energy so hard and it expands into a much bigger but completely harmless bubble around you which you then suck back in.
Taking a deep breath you speak up.

"Sorry I didn't quite catch that.
Couldn't even breathe..."

"I was just saying that you keep surprising me."
She then shoots a glance at Sam.
"Your entire race does."
Then Vados returns her attention to you.
"But a technique that's equally viable both offensively and defensively. Not bad at all."

Panting and sweating a bit, because the temperature also got quite high in your little barrier you respond with a grin.
"Yeah... Only it's difficult as shit.
Even those few seconds drained me more than I thought...
And I still don't know how to breathe in it. But it's pretty awesome!"

"Then... I assume you're tapped out. Correct?"

>Yeah... I think I'll lay down and rest.
>Nah. I still got a bit in me. I'll just pop over home and challenge the folks for a spar!
>Other?
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>>3565248
>>Yeah... I think I'll lay down and rest.

knowing your limits is importent
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>>3565248
>Yeah... I think I'll lay down and rest.
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>>3565248
>Yeah... I think I'll lay down and rest.
>Other?

I'm not sure if this is an action we can take since it's a long-term plan, but we should totally start a vineyard on our planet. That way we can start making Champa more cultured and make gifts for best angel teacher.
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>>3565248
>Yeah... I think I'll lay down and rest.
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>>3565263
Of course it is

I'll add it to the idea pile
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So when are we going to spread Ki and psonics to earth?
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>>3565276
Technically you already are.
Sam is the first step
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Anyway that's a fairly obvious choice.
This'll be a quick one

>writing
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"Nah. I think I'm good.
Made some good progress today."
You say, cracking your neck.
"I think I'll take Sam back to my planet. Cook him something he can eat cold when he wakes up.
He'll probably be mad hungry."

"Like a saiyan almost?"

"Kinda. Sometimes I get crazy hunger pangs like that as well when I exert myself.
Buuut a good nutritional support can help with those."

"Actually I'll help.
Since you did so good, I'll carry him!"
She says in a cheerful tone.

"Oy! Don't think about ditching me for the first human that shows promise!"

"Oh dear oh dear! Why would you say such a thing?
Now you hurt my feelings!"
She starts shedding crocodile tears.

"Urgh... Just... lift him up and let's go."
Swiping your hand you create a quick little portal.
"By the way, did you do this? Linking the portals to my planet?"

"I thought you'd like the feature.
That planet is yours after all. So you are bound to it."

"Well it IS useful so I won't complain."
Stepping through you raise your hand.
"HEY everyone! I'm back."

"Oh? That was quick."
Hop looks up from her magazines.
"You really went nuts there too."

"Actually one of those was Sam. So it's not all my fault!"

Hop and Sorrel then give you a look that just screams "Are you shitting me".
Because you just told them that he's a weakling. And they learned how to put two and two together.
You even hear them exchange a hushed whisper.
"What the fuck is Earth?"

"I don't know!"


"Anyway Vados, could you take him inside? Put him on a couch or something?"

"My my... I like what you did with the place.
Feels very homey~!"

"Thanks Lady Vados!"
Sorrel responds.

You chuckle a little before looking at the house itself, pondering what to do next.
>Time to hang out with the kids
>Check on how Kale is doing
>See if Caulifla didn't... blow up anything
>Find where Sala is holed up
>Other?
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>>3565323
>Time to hang out with the kids
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>>3565323
>>Time to hang out with the kids
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>>3565323
>Find where Sala is holed up
I feel like we kinda haven't hanged out in a bit. I kinda miss her
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>>3565323
>>Find where Sala is holed up
Poor Sala, everyone just forgot about you.
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>>3565366
Dayum that's good.
*sigh*
I miss the classic DBZ artstyle so much
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>>3565323
>>Find where Sala is holed up
Yeah I miss Sala
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>>3565323
>Find where Sala is holed up
>Other?
Bring the kids around to meet our demonic pal. She seems to hang around but not really socialize with people. Let's try and change that!
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>>3565383
This
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>>3565323
>Find where Sala is holed up
We should stop neglecting her.
Also Dominika is fast turning into Launch in being forgotten.
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>>3565383
I'm not sure if androids with less than 3 months of life experience are good material for a social life. On the other hand, all of Sala's life experience comes from Super Hell so I guess anything could work.
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Okie dokie
Let's do this
>>3565383

>writing

>>3565398
To be fair... I never really intended to do much with her.
Buuuut I AM planning on doing a properly Earth centric arc soon. If there is demand I might use her
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You go inside and help Vados in so she can take care of Sam at least a little.
Meanwhile you go ahead and knock on the door of the kids room.
Entering you greet them.

"Hellooooo~"

"Oh, you're back."
Oren says as he flips through a magazine.

"What? You jumped over to Vados? Lifted some weights and jumped in power again?"
Kamin also joined in while sipping on some orange juice.

"Don't you two start getting cute with me..."
You respond to them with a nervous tick.
Then you walk over to Lyn who is still playing with her robot... which now can walk.
"How's my little princess been? Were you behaving while I was gone?"

"Yeap!"

"Good good!"
You pat her head and quickly pick her up.
"Okay kids. Stop what you're doing. We'll go and meet a friend of mine."

"We don't want to talk with that guy... he smells weird and he's a jerk..."

"Not Sam.
Come on!"

Leading them out you start tracking Sala down since you're not sure where she holed up nor what she's been doing.
Out of habit she usually hides her presence so it's... dubious at best if anyone other than Vados or Champa are aware of her presence. But you're more than familiar with her so you can easily track her down.
Finding a little hovel which is little more than a hole dug in the ground covered by some branches and leaves, you call her out.
"SALA!"

Surprisingly she doesn't crawl out of her makeshift home like a snake but gently floats down from above.
"You called?"

Wincing you look up and see a hammock strung between two trees where the sun can shine on her.
"I see you made yourself at home.
Nice little place."

"Thanks D. It feels good that I don't have to worry about my camp being destroyed... or occupied."

"Oh so she's the unusual signature we kept picking up."
"And I thought it was a glitch."
The twins talk between themselves.

"These are Kamin, Oren and Lyn.
Kids, this is Sala. She's a demon from the Makai."
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After exchanging some pleasantries and Sala nervously interacting with Lyn which was just the most adorable thing you've ever seen, you sat down around a little fire and you started roasting mushrooms and other vegetables.
"So... any particular reason you hang out here instead of with us?"

"D..."

*sigh*
"I know... I know.
But please... I don't want you to stay out here in vaga-bondage.
We got a perfectly good table, you know? There is enough room for you. Or if there isn't I'll knock down the bloody wall and add to the table so you do."

"I... know. It's just... weird.
Being out of the Makai and all. I guess I'm just getting used to.... having people around who don't want me dead.
Buuuut I gotta admit. I'm starting to like it here."

"Enjoying the fresh air."

"Mmmmmmmhmmmm... And the sun is nice...
I used to fear the light. It meant I was exposed. Now... I like it."
But then her tone quickly shifts.
"D... I know I said I miss our Makai days...
But now I'm not so sure... Because when I smelled demonic taint on you I didn't feel nostalgia. Just dread."

"So you sensed it, huh?
Well that's good. Because I actually wanted to talk about that."

"That Towa character?"

"I think I managed to find a way to stop her mind control shenanigans-"

"The Majin?"

"Buu. Yes.
But I'd still like your input."

"Actually... I've been getting this... strange feeling.
This ominous sense of Deja-vu. D... I think she wants to open a portal to the Makai!"

"You sure?
I thought that's impossible."

"Positive.
I... I think she wants to bring some demons over.
And who's the demon you're connected to?"

"The family of the former king?"

"Precisely..."

You frown.
"That... wouldn't be fun.
Can I count on you if that happens?"

"Heh... Just like old times huh?
You bet!"

"And kids.
I hope you can protect Lyn while we are... busy."

"Sure thing!"
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Aaaaand that's the end of it for today folks.

I don't know when can I run again.
On Tuesday I'll check my schedule for the week and I'll inform you afterwards.
Catch y'all later!
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>>3565603

Thanks for the run!
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>>3565603
C ya then.
I wonder if our new energy body technique works with the stance...
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>>3565603
See you later Not-Som, thanks again for the run man

Okay, so, not surprised In the slightest but OF COURSE Sam Is another prodigy. Our sister unlocked a decent amount of ki rather easily and now here comes Sam, who went from learning about ki, to using It to dodge, to firing an Improved Kamehameha In about the space of an hour or two.

The fuck? ToP 2 get ready because here we come.

If you're wondering how to make Sala have a place In the story outside of being 'just' a side character just have her be Sam's magic mentor. They've already had some Interactions so after Vados does her thing Instructing the new shiny prospect I can totally see Sam going down the path of Space-Warlock. It'd be funny If he surpassed us In that area, considering It's the only area we aren't a prodigy It seems.

Oh god, he's gonna end up teaching US something about magic later and be a smug prick about It the entire time Isn't he.
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>>3565710
He's not the one with a being of pure magic as his Stand.
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>>3565639
Probably? Assuming our time stop operates on the same principle as The World’s (I’m assuming it does), stuff that’s in contact with us is still able to move in the stopped time. Even stuff that we break off physical contact with while in stopped time will still move, at least for a second or two. Wouldn’t work with time skip of course mind you, for obvious reasons.
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>>3565710
TBF we haven't gone to Vados for lessons on magic yet. Vados is a much better teacher then Sala can ever hope to be.
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>>3565710
Honestly, they’re both prodigies, but I doubt they’ll grow at anywhere close to the same speed that we have. We went through a bunch of legitimately life threatening situations, and generally strained ourself to our limit to get where we are, mostly out of necessity. They’ll probably get pretty strong, eventually, but unless they feel like taking a trip to the Makai, getting them self hitched with a magical parasite made out of silly putty, and putting themselves in like 10 other different, equally life-threatening situations it’ll probably be years before they get to where we are right now. At which point we’ll probably be like, 10 times stronger.
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Rolled 6 (1d22)

>>3565597
Droid of the day
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>>3565719
Hey, that's circumstantial and you know It.

>>3565737
Fair statement, but we also have naturally meh reserves. Sam might naturally be more suited to It. At least I hope so, because It would make him more unique to be magic heavy rather than just Eric-lite.

>>3565740
Maybe. We threw ourselves at the blender to be sure, but It took us a little while In 'real time' to get through The Basics. Sam went from 0 to Kamehameha IMPROVEMENT (he was able to skip motions and steps In forming It) In about an hourish. Don't tell me he doesn't have potential. I fully expect him to be able to fight Eric In a few threads time. Not win, mind you, but fight us competently.

Have a little faith that our friends won't be given the Z-Fighters treatment of their growth and accomplishments being utterly meaningless (or nonexistent) next to the main boys.
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>>3565163
Not that anon but...
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>>3565785
Beautiful, anon.
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Wonder if there's a human equivalent to broly in our verse.
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>>3566005
It's us.
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>>3566005
When we first met Champa, Eric introduced himself (as a joke) as the inheritor of the berserker rage. We probably can unlock a Viking psycho mode that acts like legendary: insane power boost over time (as our wrath increases), but it makes you go on a rampage and lose any type of focus. That way Eric would lose any techniques he hadn't previously mastered and made automatic, but in exchange, the ones he keeps get a massive upgrade.
Anyways, pic related is Beerus when he discovers all U6 humans are bullshit.
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>>3566093
...so tard rage, you want tard rage
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>>3566093
17 was the mvp of the tournament. The way I see it all humans have isane potential but in universe 7 once they saw the stupidly fast growth from the zenkai boosts the saiyans had they just sort of gave up trying to improve. Now that they know what they have the potential to become, U7 isn't going to be slacking off.
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>>3565785
This is art.
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>>3565785
Thank you!
It... It's everything I ever wanted
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui6PcxWFypA
Don't mind me, just posting the best Trunks theme.
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Heeey there!
I got a dayshift today, meaning I'll be able to do some side stuff.
I got two specific ones in mind.

One has to do with our monkey girl and the other to give some unloved characters some attention
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>>3572261
>Not-Son

You can’t fool us, you imposter!

Jokes aside, looking forward to em Not-Som.
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>>3572261
I'm fine with either. If you can only do one, flip a coin or something.
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>>3572261
Once again I feel your pain Not-Son.
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>>3572439
What's driving me nuts is that the phone remembered that and now I must keep in mind to change it... which I always forget
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On a small, tropical island where the (in)famous Kame House stands two Earthlings are undergoing quite an ordeal while a third one is lounging around, eating grapes and laughing at them.
Yamcha and Tien are having what looks like a shouting match, with their heads going red and veins popping all over their bodies.

"Sheesh... At this rate on of you'll pop a blood vessel...
Let's just hope that Senzus work on internal bleeding."
Roshi observes as he lowers another cluster of grapes into his mouth and bites off a good chunk of them.

The two young men finally stop their shouting, turned screaming and start panting.
"U-Unreal... Master Roshi! Are you SURE this guy can MOVE like this?"

"Move, jump, fly and fight."
The old man responds as he adjusts his sunglasses.
"Granted, he probably mastered it when his power was relatively small and his mastery grew gradually as his power did.
You on the other hand have been stuck in an arms race against Saiyans ever since Raditz showed up.
Suuuure your power increased but now it'll be just that much harder to rein it in.
Not that I blame you... it was kinda necessary."

Yamcha looks down nervously.
"Daaaaamn... this is impossible!"

"Getting Gravity Chamber flashbacks?"
Tien asks him with a smile masking his own pain.

"Okay! HOW do you know about that?"

"Chiaotzu told me.
He read your mind once and nearly lost it.
That had to be one of your stupidest moves! You should be thankful you're still alive."

"Hey! I LIVED!"

"Barely.
But... I have to agree with you on this one.
This... power. This level of control it's... more than difficult, it's distracting."
Taking a deep breath Tien gives the thing one more try.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

His ki disappears for a moment, causing both Roshi and Yamcha to take note, the latter even lets out a little gasp.
But they quickly loose interest as Tiens control falters and the pressure that built is released in an instant burst.

*pant* *pant* *pant*
Tien falls to his knees and punches the ground as hard as he could.
"DAMN IT! I THOUGHT I HAD IT!"

"You did...
For a second."
Roshi observes.
"I... suspect you won't be able to maintain it for any amount of time for quite a while...
Not to mention that transformation. Though... that may never happen.
I'm beginning to suspect it has nothing to do with this technique."
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Yamcha meanwhile walks over to his training partner and places a hand on his shoulder.
"You okay there buddy?"

"Yeah... Just feeling a bit... defeated."

"How did you do that?
I mean... I couldn't manage even THAT much."

*pant* *pant*
"I... couldn't tell you."
Tien then looks up.
"But it feels as though hiding our power is not actually helping-"

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah...
You and I had the same idea. Start with our power suppressed and gradually work our way up.
But it's not helping. All that does is split our attention three ways instead of two."
Then Tiens expression turns quite grim.
"However... if you thought it was bad at first, it got nothing on this level of pain."

Yamcha nods.
"Okay... I'll try."

"Wai-"

"Hey! You said it! I've done stupid things in the past...
And besides, pain and I are close acquaintances by this point. I'll be fine."
Flexing his arms Yamcha powered up fully before internalizing the whole thing... painfully.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa-"
*pant* *pant*

He did it. For only an instance but he did it.
And unlike Tien he did not kiss the floor afterwards.
"Holy crap... this is intense."

"You okay Yamcha?"
Roshi asks him.
"Maybe you should take a breather as well."

"No master. I want to try something first..."
Walking over to the ocean Yamcha looked at the horizon and began contemplating things.
"If I can use it for a moment then..."

Assuming his classic fighting pose he closed his eyes before attempting the technique once more.
Except this time he began moving while he was achieving that strange, alien state of being.
Moving his hands behind his body he thrust forward the moment he managed to suppress his Ki.
"NEO WOLF FANG FIST!"

Blue vapor spewed from his body, taking shape of a wolf preparing to bite and an unnatural amount of force is expelled from his body.
The shockwave travels forward, splitting the ocean in half where it flues.
Understandably shocked the other two humans gasped in surprise.

"Y-You..."

"D-Did it!"

Turning around Yamcha gave them a smile and a thumbs up before his eyelids closed as if they were made of lead and he fell unconscious.
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That's one.
I'll do the second a bit later
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>>3572498
MY BOI YAMCHA BRINGING IT BACK!
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>>3572498
So they finally learned how to use their power efficiently, eh? Cool, cool.
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>>3572599
more like "learning" to use their powers efficiently
for now they can do it for one instance
and it knocked Yamcha the fuck out
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The internet... is a magical place.
Or so do Kamin and Oren think.

Eric recently asked Vados to connect his laptop to it and ever since then the two Tuffles were morbidly curious about it.
They heard it's a "thing" that connects most computers located on Earth which contains all of the planets collective knowledge and more.
Naturally they REALLY wanted to see what the fuss was about but Eric has been uncharacteristically strict with it.

"NO INTERNET!"
He said.

But fuck that.
He uses it and so can they.
Besides, such an intriguing concept. How could they resist?
Turns out... it contains much, MUCH more than what they imagined.
With twinkling eyes they had their minds blown as they stared at this whole new WORLD they didn't even know existed!

"WOOOOOOOOW!"

They enjoyed themselves so much and gave voice to it so much that a certain someone became suspicious of them.
"What are you doing nerds?"
Asked Caulifla as she barged in.

"Look! We're surfing on the internet!"
The twins put sunglasses on and assumed some ridiculous poses in an attempt to demonstrate their enthusiasm.

"You look ridiculous."

"We're not! It's totally raaaadical!"

"Yeah! Dare I say... tubular?"

Caulifla raised an eyebrow and turned around on her heels.
"Whatever..."

"Oh come on!
It's not lame! Look! Even you're on it!"

That caught the saiyans attention.
"Heh..."
She went back in.
"Guess it can't be all bad."

The kids then showed her what they found and her expression changed instantly, like a mirror being shattered.
"What... the..."
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>>3572681
Uh oh
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>>3572681
Oh.
Oh no.
Save us Chronoa.
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>Queen of /x/ thread
ITT we show our appreciation to the internets most popular waifu
If you have any fresh material please don't be a nigger and share it!

>The most popular waifu
OP is a faggot and his taste is shit

>Not even wanting prime alien pussy
>Wanting shitty human roasties
>Come on anon! You can be better than this


Here's the pet project I've been working on
A shrine consisting of both art and official screenshots of Queen
>Pic related
Ignore the cummies in the corner


>That handholding art
I see you are a man of patrician taste anon


Absolutely disgusting
You people are worse than the horse fuckers, you know that?
At least they don't want to procreate with fucking Xenos


MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!


I want Queenie to spank me.
I've been a bad boy!


Smol, cute, exotic yet familiar
Seriously, why can't our women be like this?


Posting new art made by drawfags on /a/
For some strange reason it feels more natural than the actual screenshots


You know anon... I've been thinking the same thing
Is it possible due to their alien physiology or some strange spess magic her likeness is more easily captured by drawing than camera?


>You'll never have your alien waifu
>You'll never have cute halfbreed children with waifu
>You'll never have a nice home amongst the stars where you can live a happy life with your space family, away from the troubles of mundane life
>Every day I think about how the perfect pair for me, my soulmate is out there and I'll never meet her due to lightyears separating us
>Every time I see a shooting star I think it's Queenie and I can't help but crawl up into the fetal position and cry myself to sleep


Guys!
Not! Every! Celestial! Body! Is! An! Alien! Waiting! To! Be! Fugged!


Says you!
>posts Anthropomorphic Black Hole
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Suddenly the typical paradigm of threads like these gets broken by an "assumed" roleplayer

>Caulifla
HEy! WHAT THE FUCK IS ALLL OF THIS?!
WHY ARE THERE DRAWINGS OF ME HER?!


>Anon
^
Uh oh, looks like anon forgot to take his medication


>Anon
Kill yourself namefag


>Caulifla
TAKE THESE OFF RIGHT NOW!
THIS HAS TO STOP!


>Anon
Bad rp faggot
Fuck off back to /trash/ or you'll make the jannies come for us as well


>Anon
Okay. I'll bite.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Prove you're Queenie


>Caulifla
MY NAME IS CAULIFLA!
>Posts pic


>Anon
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT


PLOT TWIST


Holy fuck!


MOMMY!


DA QUEEN!


Suddenly the thread explodes with the rate of posting increasing by the second as anons scramble to post reaction pics.
The increased traffic soon creates an avalanche effect, pulling in more anons from all other boards.
Eventually things get so out of control the Janitors give up and go into hiding until the shitstorm settles down.


>Caulifla
TAKE THESE OFF RIGHT NOW!


>Anons
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!


Real question. Are you ACTUALLY AN ALIEN?!


Anon! She's completely oblivious to EVERYTHING.
Either she lives under a rock or yes. There are NO other options!


Fake and gay.
You guys are falling for an obvious bait
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>>3572703
Frost did nothing wrong.
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Tasty!


Show feet


Fuck that noise! Show armpits pls


Put sharpie in pooper


Dude what's that furniture behind her?
That's some non-euclidian fuckery right there


Yeah. Yellow sky? What?


MOMMY MOMMY!
I made this Doujinshi of you with your frens!
pLEASE READ IT!


>Caulifla then takes a moment to reel back at this foul display of degeneracy
In her confusion she doesn't know what to do and accidentally opens what anon linked.
Immediately she reels back as she sees the cover of the filthy, hand drawn hentai.

"K-KALE?!
A-A-A-A-A-A-A-And E-"
She slams her hands down and transforms, posting a picture of herself once more while charging a small energy ball in her hands.


>Caulifla
DESTROY ALL OF THIS SHIT OR I'M BLOWING UP YOUR FUCKING PLANET


>Anons
What the fuck? I'm into muscles now!


MUH DIK


( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
ARIAN TRANSFORMATION
CONFIRMED QUEEN OF /pol/


You're so cute! Please be my wife!


Open boob


MOMMY PUT MY HEAD IN A LEG LOCK AND CRUSH IT LIKE A WATERMELON


Pleaseplease PLEAAASE! POST SNU SNU WITH YOUR FRIEND!

Yea! Is your friend there? Can we see?
Are you doing her?
Can we watch?


Destroy my planet MUMMY I've been a bad boy!


SPANK MY ASS INTO OBLIVION SPACE QUEEN!


In utter disgust Caulifla instead opts to blow Erics laptop the fuck up, turning it into a puff of smoke and storming out.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EARTHLINGS!?"
She shouts.

A short while later Eric returned from his business and he was not at all pleased by what he found.
"MY LAPTOP! WHO DID THIS?!"
The kids equally scared and ashamed pointed at each other, hoping to escape his wrath
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And that's about it
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>>3572730
OH NO!
The pandoras box is open! Now Efic needs to actualy explain the concept of bored people meming (plus the ocosional sick fuck) and the fact that just because it contains a LOT of information dose not mean all or even half of it is usefull in any way or form. Folowed up by a totorial on how to actualy use the thing for anything actualy usefull.
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>>3572728
>Put a sharpie in your pooper
It's the little things like this that have made this greater than I could have ever imagined. You have fucking killed me, how do you expect me to keep living without my sides.
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>>3572489
Do we use our Ki to fly? I thought we were still using Psychic energy for that.
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>>3572681
>>3572703
>>3572718
>>3572728

I'm dead, I've died and I'm fucking dead.
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>>3573099
I dont know where that came from but... yes.
You use psyonics to levitate and ki occasionally as a booster
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>>3574076
Roshi's comment.
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>>3574131
Ah I see

Well it's irrelevant HOW Eric flies, what matters is that he did it.
As Yamcha and Tien find BREATHING to be enough to break their focus. So someone being able to fly by any means is a miracle for them
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>>3574230
Well they've been struggling to Increase their Ki for years, right? So despite being stronger than us In raw strength they've got to learn how to suppress and channel a mountains worth of ki while we learned when our ki just let us be a pretty strong dude. Like not even able to take on a frieza mook kind of strength. This Is what they get for going about things completely backwards.

I hope they both succeed though, I'd like to see them be relevant (at least more relevant than Gohan) when the tournament of power comes back around.
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By the way I got some... unfortunate news.
Basically my weekend will consist of one day.
Technically 2 but I'll sleep through the entirety of Saturday most likely.
And since Sunday is out because I'll be travelling then I won't be able to do anything during the weekend.

At best I can do a very brief thread on Saturday and possibly one on Monday.
Await further instructions.
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>>3574710
Thanks for the heads up, NotSom!
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>>3574710
Still awaiting those instructions.
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>>3581133
Yeah... sorry about that.
Things didn't exactly turn out as I expected them to.
Didn't really have the time to run on either days.
Slept through the ENTIRETY of Saturday and had more work than I thought I would today.

Let's say... Thursday.
It's a pinky swear this time
Possibly in a new thread
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>>3581328
Yeesh, I know that feeling.

And yeah, at this point a new thread is definitely a good idea, considering how old this one is.
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Yo!
As promised I brought you a new thread!
>>3587840
Come check it out!



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