Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3520516
Let's rock!

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3520516

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3520516
Adventure ahoy

>>3520523
>>3520525
>>3520526
Fitting start.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3520516

>>3520531
69 Quest begins...

Mediocre start, Silvers Harry continues as he began! Even OnePieceBaka can’t save him now, although I’m disappointed you didn’t score the surprisingly-real Sniper Island.

>53

Sulking in a mature and classy manner, you head up on deck, where Kato’s at the helm, keeping you on track with the help of her Eternal Poses.

The island is already in sight - it’ll probably take just thirty minutes or so before you dock. You’ve never heard of Tock Island before, but being a Calm Belt island, you suspect it’s peaceful, lacking in piracy, and likely gets visitors in the form of Marines.

Which probably explains why you were told to lie low and not attract any attention while you!re there and your two minions get supplies Easy enough! After all. All you want to do is...

>Check our a pet store to get some creature comforts for your new buddy
>Check out a weapons store because weapons. Duh.
>Check out the bounty office to see who’s who in East Blue.
>E A T E V E R Y T H I N G
>Other?

>>3520550
>>Check our a pet store to get some creature comforts for your new buddy

>>3520550
>>E A T E V E R Y T H I N G
Silvers is obviously powered by food like Flashman is powered by sugar (and JUSTICE somtetimes), so clearly this will help him not be such a mediocre idiot.

>>3520550
>>Check our a pet store to get some creature comforts for your new buddy
Gotta reward this good boi

>>3520550
>>Check our a pet store to get some creature comforts for your new buddy
Gotta have priorites.

>>3520550
>Check our a pet store to get some creature comforts for your new buddy
Followed by
>CONSUME, and procure food for new buddy as well

>>3520550
>>Check our a pet store to get some creature comforts for your new buddy

Rolled 65 (1d100)

Heading homish, homies.

Rolling for stuff.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

Rolling for dice gods mercy on Harry in this thread

>>3520655
It's MEDIOCRE TIME
Such as the thirty minutes I just spent teaching the difference between right and left. Seasus.

>tithe for the great one

Yeah, you need to get some creature comforts for your magnificent little buddy. He deserves only The Best, after all.

With a little time remaining though, as you lean against the side and enjoy the view, you decide to

>Talk to Kato. As a Redhaired pirate, she's probably led an interesting life, maybe.
>Keep teaching Stefan how to sword. As a pirate, he must learn how to defend himself!
>Practice with your own large stabbies. Guts and Griffith need a workout.
>Other?

>>3520726
>>Talk to Kato. As a Redhaired pirate, she's probably led an interesting life, maybe.

>>3520726
>>Keep teaching Stefan how to sword. As a pirate, he must learn how to defend himself!

>>3520726
>>Keep teaching Stefan how to sword. As a pirate, he must learn how to defend himself!
I've long since abandoned the idea of Silvers being more than mediocre anymore. It's Stefan Quest now!

>>3520726
>keep teaching stefan how to sword

Red haired pirates are of no importance
And we're already the best at stabby

>>3520726
>>Talk to Kato. As a Redhaired pirate, she's probably led an interesting life, maybe.
Remember that time that kid stabbed himself in the face, goooooood tiiiiiimes

>>3520726
>Keep teaching Stefan how to sword. As a pirate, he must learn how to defend himself!

>>3520726
>Keep teaching Stefan how to sword. As a pirate, he must learn how to defend himself!

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3520775

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3520775
HUNDDO FOR DOGGO

>swordog

You eye Kato for a moment as she checks some depth readings, before turning to look at Stefan, sunning himself across the deck.

"Stefan! Training time!"

His head instantly perks up, ears picking and tail slamming happily against the wooden floor, as he scrambled to his paws and trots over. You've already unsheathed 'his' blade, a good-quality shortsword, and like the well-trained and intelligent dog that he is, he grasps the hilt carefully in his mouth as you hold it out to him.

"You're a good boy," you tell him solemnly, "but you must become a good sword-boy as well."

"Bworf!" The tail continues to wag as Stefan gives muffled agreement.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for sword-doggo

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3520775
K

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3520775

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3520779

Rolled 29, 37, 56, 1, 50, 33, 55, 40, 37, 31 = 369 (10d100)

Best roll is 45.

Rolling to shake some mediocrity out.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3520779
K again

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3520779

>>3520785
Best roll is 88 because you deleted previous posts

>>3520785
Well. You certainly did. Let's hope that actually did something.

Also I was secretly hoping that Stefan would end up being better at swordplay than us

>>3520785
>highest is 56
>1
How can best pupper be so meh?

>>3520785
Holy mediocre +critical fail Batman.

>>3520789
Votes and rolls count even if the original post was deleted, as they've always been

>>3520785
>the highest roll was a 55

>nat 1

Is it a sign?

>>3520785
well that certainly was a lot of mediocrity.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3520796
Maybe we need to give Stefan guns like a Digimon. Just...strap a fuckload of cannons and guns to him. Dice gods do you agree?

>>3520800
oh no

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>45

Apparently Stefan doesn't much feel like training today - he does a little, but gets more excited by the approaching landmass, and it doesn't take long before you give up and let him go and bork ferociously at the docks instead.

Your four-legged disciple is lucky he's cute.

Kato glances over as you step ashore, quickly followed by Stefan. "You've got your money, kid?"

Your eyes gleam with the look of someone raised by Shakky. "Will you give me some if I say no?"

"Nah."

"... Oh."

>Roll 1d100, first 3 rolls, to see whether you're skint or flush.
1 is best of, 2 is middle, 3 is worst of.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>3520810
Big money

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3520810
middle goddamnit

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3520810
Alright dice gods, what about money? Is that the encouragement?

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3520810

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3520810

>>3520812
Just below average

How does this keep happening

>>3520810
>>3520812
WHY IS EVERY ROLE SO MEDIOCRE

>>3520817
>>3520818
Maybe we should go sacrifice a goat or something. Or is this divine retribution for Flashman's crimes against the Dice Gods?

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WE'RE THE FUCKING SON OF A MAN WHO IS YOUNKOU LEVEL

THE NUMBER 2 TO THE KING OF THE PIRATES

HE'S TRAINED US SINCE BIRTH TO BE THE BEST

WHY ARE WE SO MEDIOCRE!!!

Rolled 54 (1d100)

Rolling to break curse

>>3520822
the real reason qm wanted to go back to silvers was to feel our rage after those ridiculous flashy rolls

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3520824
Rolling to find a camera. Maybe this will be the One Piece Photographer Quest...

>>3520828
Perfectly mediocre, as all things should be

so what happens if a poneglyph eats a devil fruit?

Rolled 23, 45, 29, 65, 73, 32, 40, 33, 57, 33 = 430 (10d100)

>>3520813
At least it wasn't worst of!

>49

You have... a few hundred beri. That's lunch sorted, and maybe a few necessities, but you're not going to be getting anything fancy. Not like Stefan deserves.

Still, you're sure you can find a way to pick up a little extra cash while you're ashore, right?

"I have cash," you explain to Kato. "Tons of it. I'm rich, you know."

She stares at you. "Uh huh."

"And, um, my Devil Fruit actually makes gold. Just so you know."

"Uh huh." She waves you off. "Be back by 10 PM, and stay clear of any Marines. And if any Whitebeard Pirates turn up, we don't know you."

Rude.

You scowl at her, turn your nose up, and venture into town, your noble dog ambling alongside.

>First up - food!
>Gotta get more money before anything else...
>Take a wander and see the sights.
>Other?

>>3520824
Mmmmmmm yeeeesssss it's so gooooooodddd

Rolling to shake out the nat100s so you can't use them.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3520831
Rolling to Thanos Snap the Curse

>>3520833
>gotta get mo money fo mo problems

>>3520833
>Procure funds with Stefan by doing a street performance. You have devil magic you can fool suckers into giving you cash with.

>>3520833
>First up - food!
At least get something to eat first, then we can try to get more money for a dinner feast!

>>3520832
You get Kaido

>>3520833
>>Gotta get more money before anything else...

>>3520833
>>Gotta get more money before anything else.

moolah

"We need cash, Stefan," you tell him, while he happily sniffs a moving, clockwork statue of what's presumably some local hero. His arm waves surprisingly smoothly as the small cogs turn. "Sweet, sweet beri. I mean, we could steal stuff - no, don't pee on that - but there's a Marine base here, so that might cause problems."

Hmmm. How to get cash - while lying low and not attracting attention...

>Pickpocketing should be easy, right? Even little kids can do it!
>Put on a street show with your fluffy assistant!
>Find a gang or something blatantly illegal. Then rob them! Who are they gonna report it to, the cops? HA!
>Find a casino or gambling house and try your luck!
>You don't have a bounty yet, so find a local criminal and turn them in for their own bounty!
>Other?

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3520854
>Find a casino or gambling house and try your luck!
Behold, luck.

>>3520854
>You don't have a bounty yet, so find a local criminal and turn them in for their own bounty!

>>3520857
>put on a show with GODfan

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3520859
What could possibly go wrong?

>>3520863
Apparently Hitler.

>>3520857
>Find a gang or something blatantly illegal. Then rob them! Who are they gonna report it to, the cops? HA!

>>3520857
>>You don't have a bounty yet, so find a local criminal and turn them in for their own bounty!

>>3520857
>You don't have a bounty yet, so find a local criminal and turn them in for their own bounty!

Rolled 91, 57, 98 = 246 (3d100)

>>3520865
I mean, I was thinking that 88 is good fortune in China, but it means Nazis too, I guess...

Rolling to keep dice fresh and non-mediocre.

>>3520857
>Go do street performances with your fluffy assistant

>>3520871
Its also Double Khorne. Blood for the Blood God.

>>3520871
Whoah, good dice...

>bounty time

There's only one sensible thing for you, a professional and mature soon-to-be pirate to do...

Hunt. Bounties.

>Check out the local bounty office first, see who the wanted locals are.
>Just look for criminals. Maybe ask around. It's like investigating, right?
>Other?

>>3520874
>Check out the local bounty office first, see who the wanted locals are.

>>3520874
>>Check out the local bounty office first, see who the wanted locals are.

>>3520874
>Check out the local bounty office first, see who the wanted locals are.

>inb4 they have a really old picture of our father here and they try to arrest us because we look like him.

>>3520874
>Check out the local bounty office first, see who the wanted locals are.

>>3520874
>>Check out the local bounty office first, see who the wanted locals are.

>>3520885
Just gotta draw a big Gol D. Rogers moustache on yourself to confuse them.

>bounty office

Horaloga Town is a bastion of everything clockwork apparently, including an absolute crapton of watch- and clock-shops in the tourist area. Still, you find someone who points the way to the local bounty office, which isn't too far; you get there sharpish, except for two stops for people to pet Stefan.

Totally understandable.

The bounty office is clean and neat, latest posters pinned to a board on the wall, a bored-looking Marine reading something behind the reception desk. She glances up at you when you enter, pegs you as a bounty hunter by the mass load of weapons attached to you, and goes back to reading. Ha! Gullible fool! Little does she know that she stan- okay, sits - in the presence of Silvers Harry!

... And Stefan.

........ More importantly, there's three bounties that look promising. But which one to choose?

>'Fleshcutter' Griselda, local crime boss, bounty 50,000 beri
>Malko 'Deft Touch' Ben, local sneak-thief and burglar, 35,000,000
>'Phantom' (real name unknown), a travelling assassin apparently suspected of being on the island to kill some famous local, 75,000,000 beri.
>Nah, you got other stuff to do.

>>3520928
>>'Phantom' (real name unknown), a travelling assassin apparently suspected of being on the island to kill some famous local, 75,000,000 beri.
Go big or go home.

>>3520928
>>'Phantom' (real name unknown), a travelling assassin apparently suspected of being on the island to kill some famous local, 75,000,000 beri.
Go big or go home

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>>3520935

>>3520928
>>'Phantom' (real name unknown), a travelling assassin apparently suspected of being on the island to kill some famous local, 75,000,000 beri.
This can only end well

>>3520934
...one second difference. Single missing period. Anon how are you reading my mind

>>3520928
>'Fleshcutter' Griselda, local crime boss, bounty 50,000 beri

>>3520928
>phantom

Big, home

>>3520950
at least it was before i fucked everything up

>>3520928
>>'Fleshcutter' Griselda, local crime boss, bounty 50,000 beri
With a moniker like Fleshcutter, I think it's safe to assume they are not a nice person. We won't feel bad about this.

>le phantom

"Hey, this Phantom guy," you call to the Marine on duty, "there's no proper photo? Or idea of where he'll be?" Just a hand-drawn picture of a vague figure in a long, black cloak and hood. Great.

The Marine looks up, pursing her lips. "Just that sketch. As for location, all we know is that he sent a calling card that he was going to kill one of the local bankers - Marius Gilding - sometime this week."

... An assassin who sends calling cards. Weird. "So... I should hang out near a bank?"

The Marine sighs, turning a page of her book. "Mr Markus is in hiding somewhere for the rest of the week, doubtless with a ton of bodyguards. I doubt you'll find him OR Phantom."

>That sounds like a challenge!
>Maybe one of the others would be easier to find instead...
>Other?

>>3520971
>>That sounds like a challenge!
That phantom guy'll never see it coming

>>3520971
>>That sounds like a challenge!

>>3520971
>That sounds like a challenge!
We have a good boi who could find them

>>3520971
>>That sounds like a challenge!
>>Captain Stefan lead the way!

>>3520971
>That sounds like a challenge!

>>3520971
>>That sounds like a challenge!
>>Buuuuut also get the location of 'Fleshcutter' while you're here. Not that you'll fail! Just in case you get bored, or finish up super fast, obviously.

>no problem

Your eyes narrow in glee as you straighten to your full, magnificent, nearly-6-feet height. "That sounds like a challenge!"

"It's not."

"Stefan!"

He cocks his head at you. "Borf?"

"We're hunting down... the Phantom!"

"It's just 'Phantom'," the Ensign corrects.

"Same thing!" You fold your arms, deep in TACTICS and STRATEGY as you figure out how best to seek put this nefarious killer...

>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!
>(Track down this banker guy. Phantom must be near him!)
>(Stand on a rooftop and yell for Phantom to come out and fight you. Genius!)
>Other?

>>3520988
>>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!
Stefan is Silvers' Pistol-chan

>>3520988
>>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!
He's the most competent member of our crew.

>>3520988
>>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!

>>3520988
>>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!
Pistol-chan ain't got nothin'

>>3520988
>>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!

>>3520988
>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!

>>3520988
>Stefan! Fetch 'Phantom'!

>mfw you rely on luck in Mediocre Quest

All right, don't say I didn't warn you.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for goodboi

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3521006

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3521006

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3521006
But this is Stefan's luck

>>3521013
Bork.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3521006

>>3521013
Oh wow.

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>>3521013
HAIL STEFAN

>>3521013
And that's how Stefan found the One Piece.

>>3521029
>Stefan found the One Piece
>Stefan is the One Piece

>>3521013
You're right. I apologise for my blasphemy.

Also, what the fuck.


Need an early night tonight, sorry guys. Back tomorrow with, um... Phantom, I guess. CHUUNI VS CHUUNI ACTION! Only in Mediocre Quest!

>>3521006
We're not relying on luck, we're relying on Stefan!

>>3521038
You see we're ridiculously average, but when we hold Stefan? We found the Yami Yami, escaped Whitebeard, and now found a professional assassin

Rolled 76 (1d100)

That's the secret, we invoke Stephan and the dice will flow.

>Be Wyper, last of clan
>And apparently dead. Without having taken vengeance on the one calling himself "God".
>At least your ancestors are understanding, not that it wipes the shame of failure from--oh what the fresh hell is this shit?!
>Some land dwelling mongloid has somehow made it up to here, apparently just to loot your corpse. What, nooo, you're not mad.
>You're absolutely livid. Damned monkey, he might as well "tea bag" your corpse while he's at i--
>Wait.
>Did he just--
>Holy shit, he did! He just spun around and jammed your skates straight into Enel's nose! You can barely keep yourself from laughing!
>Now all that he needs to do is--oh wow! Blondie just offed him with one of his priests' weapons!
>Okay, yeah, you can definitely rest in peace now. All thanks to the land dweller who didn't fuck around.

Only way this could get better for Wyper is if Flashy were a relative through more bloodline bullshit.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>3521122
Rolling for Kaidoggo Ou

Rolled 14 (1d100)

Rolling for Ace's death on this timeline

Rolled 70, 56, 15, 61, 16, 84, 3, 76, 41, 12 = 434 (10d100)

>>3522173
>Even in another thread he keeps jobbing
Rip Fail Abs

Also preemptively getting rid of the mediocrity
It's Crit or Bust bois

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>3522173
Rolling for Luffy's death

I think I found 30 yo. Flashman's theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA

Sorry guys, feel absolutely shit and gonna sleep for the rest of today. Updates tomorrow. IF I LIVE.

>>3522342
Holy shit I think you did.
Generally happy and upbeat tune with hints of adventure and 'stuff is happening' in the background, occasionally morphing into full on badass with lightning flashes accenting it, only to get back to the happy upbeat tune afterwards.

Also, now I have to go and see what that game is about, because that theme is a banger and a half.

>>3522351
Rest in Pepperoni

But no really, take all the time you need. Health is important yo

>>3522351
>bemoan the death of gun x glory quest
>gets sick just when it returns
being qm is suffering

>tmw you drew a In loving memory image for enel for when he died but the the fact we fucking crit killed him in two moves made you forget
Opps

Day 341, It still hasnt posted. I'm beginning to suspect I've died and this is my special torment

Day 457, it said that the captcha was mityped again. I'm starting to hate captcha

Day 679, I suppose it my fault for using up my mobile data, but at this point I've lost all nutrients. I don't think I'll make it to the end of this thread.

Is this the will of the dice gods. To curse me to this eternal torment. I hope that one day my post will be reached though i fear i wont be there to see it. Will onepiecebaka roll more 100's? Will we get more 69's? Will BPQM finally have her plans fulfilled? I doubt the chances of that last one.

The post. It temps me. It mocks me.
Am I truly alone? Is this how the edgy anon falls. Not in a hail of shitposts, but in a whimper before being blown out by Captcha? How...disappointing.

Day 894
Sometimes I wonder why I'm still here. Is it cause I want praise. Because I feel it's my duty. Maybe I'm just a stubborn fool. I wish it would end. I've started seeing things. Things that shouldn't be, that 't be.

Day 932
The green cat made Tumblr. Serikyou was sych a lobby by tax printer. Dull is justice!

Day 1089
I remember I had a friend who was going to let me post the image on their phone. I didn't cause it was of slightly less on their phone. I regret that I didn't just use their phone.

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>>3522987
It was not worth the wait

>>3523198
To be honest, breddy good, I like it.
The nips could be a tiny bit lower.
The collar bones look a bit off, connect together too smoothly?
Face is somewhat unsymmetrical.
Literally no mouth and has to scream.

>>3523234
Logia users can end up very fucked when they're hit mid-transformation with seastone

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>Meanwhile, sometime in an alternate future Archeologist Quest

Okay, roll to get sympathy from Flashman; you've got a nice bonus of +30 thanks to that story of yours.
>One anon rolls a natural 100
...Yeah, I'm...I'm going to have to rewrite some things. I'll be right back.

>2 hours later

https://youtu.be/2O4YXW-GmGI
Gently patting you on the head with a warm smile, Flashman says he's going to have a word with Spandam regarding your holding conditions. It isn't long before you hear much yelling, along with screams of pain, possibly some having their bones broken, and then silence.

Flashman then comes back into your cell, smiling, as if the chaos outside hadn't happened. "Well, wouldn't you know it, I got lost looking for him, and meanwhile that handsome devil Arthur came in and caused a mess! Clearly, Enies Lobby isn't safe enough to hold you, I'll have to take you elsewhere."

Congratulations, you gained a possible husbando with op bullshit. I need a freaking drink.

>Alternativly, with 3 natural 100s or more

https://youtu.be/loTcZHoIYfQ
In the distance, from Flashman's arms, you can see the smoldering remains of Enies Lobby, the result of his unbridled wrath. And yet, you feel safe within those very arms that very recently laid waste to your prison. That handsome, yet somewhat goofy grin, also does wonders to alleviate all your previous worries. Perhaps, together, you can face whatever challenges lie in the future. With that, you both share a tender kiss.

Screw it, quest over, you essentially have weapon lord Raiden as your husband now. I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

>The players' faces, despite having ended the quest

>>3523361
delet this.
It's amusing and true to quest, but delet for BPs sake.

>>3523361
And from the ashes of that quest comes the Inevitable sequel when OP realizes there Is too much to leave hanging but can't continue the quest as Is.

Marine Photographer Archeologist's Husband Quest: Rising Revengeance In which Flashman takes on the world government and the celestial dragons.

>>3523361
Absolutely based

Now the only problem will be dealing with your in laws and his grandparents private club

Guess who has motherfucking heatstroke or some shit, it's meeeeeeee

I'm spending today in bed as well, you guys can continue lewding or whatever I feel too sick to even care

You're all dead when I get back though kthnxbai

>>3524041
Fuck sake, mate. Drink some water and get some rest.

>>3524041
....does that mean we can ship Noodle x Merry?

>>3524041
Don't die pls

I wouldn't be able to take another Crusty incident

>>3524119
Crusty incident?

>>3524139
QM for a very well-regarded quest that died abruptly after a period of illness.
He is missed.

>>3524147
Damn. What quest?

>>3524201
Homeless Mutant Quest
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Homeless%20Mutant%20Quest

>>3524147
Crusty died?

>>3524335
Not sure if it's confirmed, but the dude had cancer and suddenly vanished from the Internet without a word. It was sad.
I am sad.

>>3524596
>watch Deadpool
>die of cancer
Such is the irony of life.

>>3524596
Nooooo
I loved that quest and gm

Sooo, what are the odds we get totally-not-Mjollnir by asking a smith to make a hammer through some odd contrivance of 1s and 100s?

"Yeah, I got your hammer, enjoy! Ahahaha--"

"It's...perfect! How did you know to make it so heavy yet so small?! You're a genius!"

"You're...welcome...? (What in the actual fu--)"

And then Flashman became Thor, by heavily abusing electromagnetic shenanigans to have his hammer return to him after throwing it.

>>3525296
If we get a hammer, I vote to put Reject Dial on one side and a Jet Dial on the other.
>activate Jet
>hit someone with a hammer
>Reject absorbs all force, making what looks like an incredibly strong hit feel like being smacked with a pool noodle
>enemy gets overconfident
>"Oh, sorry, let me try that again"
>he actually does
>repeat, but this time activate Reject when hit connects

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>>3525716
i like this idea.

Also that parallel to the Ussop Hammer is good too

>>3525717
It would be nice if we could have some sort of mechanism to have it pop out or into the hammerhead, so we can still still Jet-smash stuff without Reject being involved at all.
Or, if such mechanism is out of the question, at least have it forged in a way that we can still hit stuff with the Jet side of things, like have Jet Dial attached in a way that redirects the jet through a series of tunnels to come out of the back of the hammerhead so there is no danger in damaging the dial when hammering.
If none of those options are available, I guess we can still normally hammer things with a side of the head, with Jet on one end and Reject on another.
Or, the absolute best option, just hand-wave it and say that it just works, like repeating flintlock pistols.

>>3525750
Honestly I’m of the opinion we have to many weapons as it is. We should stick to Ka-tan, cutlass, jitte, pistol, fans, cannonball and hammer and keep it at that. No meteor hammer, no lance, no dials no sword whip etc. We’re reaching the point where learning new weapons is just slowing us down. The above weapons plus the gorogoro no mi gives us all the versatility we need. Heavy and light short and long range options, logia defenses and fruit enhanced observation haki.

>>3525846
But that's literally the opposite of what we're going for.
More weapons we master the closer we get to a complete weapon mastery skill where every weapon possible is automatically + whatever.
Pick up a broom and use it like we've trained for years in broom combat.

>>3525859
>Pick up a broom and use it like we've trained for years in broom combat.
...Damn, now I want to see the Navy Seals copy pasta modified to fit broom combat

>>3525876
>I have over 300 confirmed floors cleaned

>>3525859
Except it’s getting to the point that we’re forgetting all the shit we have and we’re wasting time training stuff we’ll never use. (Billiards for example.) Not to mention carrying around all this stuff is kinda ridiculous. A sack of cannonballs, two more cannonballs connected by a chain, a pistol, a lance, a sword whip, three different swords etc.

If you want to pick up anything and use it as a weapon (though why we would ever need to do this considering all the fucking weapons we always have is beyond me and even if we DO get disarmed completely somehow, we now have our fruit) we can just get an improvised weapon skill. Bam. Ladders, vases and brooms are now deadly instruments in our hands. No need to train literally every weapon in existence.

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>>3525881

>>3525878
>I am trained in guerilla floor-care

We should kill someone with a devil fruit at some point. Literally the fruit.

>>3525954
>Inb4 Nat 1 and we accidentally feed them the fruit

>>3525954
>>3525960
That would be an easy way to kill a Devil Fruit user. Just force feed them a fruit and watch them go kapoom.

>>3525967
We could cook something for an enemy but instead of poison, use a devil fruit.

>>3525972
Mix a DF and seastone into a cake and send it to whitebeards pirates?

>>3525976
Nah, Devil Fruit juice spray bottle.

>Bpqm still not back
>Concerned.png

>>3525883
Hes kind of right.
The argument of 'you can now use anything as a weapon you were training in for years' holds no water when we are toting our own personal armory on our backs 24/7, we simply dont need that ability because we have all the weapons we could ever need or want always at hand.

On the other hand having so many weapons is cool, and using them all is even cooler.
Thus we should start developing our own style of fighting that would incorporate ALL of our weapons.
I imagine that after getting our quickdraw, iado and weapon-swapping skills up enough, we will be able to fight by cycling through our weapon collection and taking a swing with each of them, seamlessly, in the heat of combat.
And with each new weapon we pick up, train and incorporate into it, the skill it all rolls in gets stronger and stronger.
Thats how I see our Living Armory Style.

>>3526053
Somone must have been waifuing

>>3526138
Can't believe BP finally died from the curse.

Nah, BP isn't dead guys. Just dying from heatstroke.

I'm kidding, she's probably fine

>>3526101
This is what I was envisioning as well. Constantly shifting weapons and styles mid combat and forcing our opponents to adapt or die.

>>3526893
But then zolo will be buttmad that we aren't technically swordsman

And for a non-meme answer, if we do that we're going to have to stop having emotional klau connections with our weapons, or else the love will spread too thin and then none will awaken

>>3527266
We just have to convince Zolo that anything can be a sword with enough skill and the right mind set.

>>3526548
I'm feeling better this morning, might make a doctor appointment later. Think we'll actually get some updates today, wow gee gosh, well done me.

>>3527584
Do you really want to give him ideas? You want Zoro tri-wielding/firing shotguns and calling them swords?

>>3527675
Thank goodness, happy to hear it.

Also, yes.

>>3527266
Harry has more than enough love for all his children, and his snake, and his many many dads. He'll definitely get them all to awaken.

>>3527675
>Zoro goes full /k/
>Oh shit
>Rapid fire Incendiary shotgun spread 'sword' style, with all the bonuses that apply Armament haki and all

Hit the fucking deck no one's getting out of that alive

>>3527266
>awaken
That reminds me.
After our talk with Zoro back at Alabasta, and now after meeting Merry, we HAVE TO haki-poke our weapons.
We always were feeling a special connection with our weapons afterall.
Also, for even more feels haki-poke Wado to maybe get another insight into Zoros story.

Okay, so.

Guess who realised Gun x Glory was up again, started reading, and then ran out of phone data?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA short run today because I’m using pub WiFi and won’t be able to run at home, hahahahaha I hate everything.

Good news, my data refreshes on the 26th. Don’t know if I’ll be able to run tomorrow because it’s busting-out-of-the-womb anniversary anyway, so just presume I’ll be drunk all day tomorrow.

Writing now for STEFAN QUEST.

>>3528026
>Guess who realised Gun x Glory was up again, started reading, and then ran out of phone data?
acceptable

"Ah, come on, sis! I need to take the Wado back so my eternal rival can have a chance!"
"No! :p"
"You're just being childish now; that's my shtick, dang it! ...I have a stupidly brilliant idea."


"Are you wielding Tashigi as a sword?!"
"It the only way I could effectively bring the sword with me. Also, come on, you've seen me wield stranger."
"Shut up and swing me at Zoro already!"

>99 - you will eventually find Phantom, the question is WHERE and HOW

your name is STEFAN and you are a GOODBOY. many friends have told you this! this is GOOD.

today you are away from the big wet and on a big dry. there are many smells. this is GOOD too! your new big friend with the yellow fur and big metal teeth has taken you for WALKIES so you can investigate the new and exciting smells. he does not let you chase a cat. this is NOT GOOD.

big tooth friend say, “Stefan!” this is you! a GOODBOY! “Fetch Phantom!”

you know ‘fetch’. fetch is GOOD! you don’t know ‘phantom’. not know is NOT GOOD. you tell big tooth friend this by saying, “Borf! Bwuff!” and wag tail very hard.

big tooth friend... stupid. big lots stupid. but he pets you nice, so you give him lick anyway. poor stupid big tooth friend. he a GOODBOY but litter-runt.

well, big tooth friend enjoys playing, and playing is GOOD! you will play the fetch game with him, and he will be happy. because you are a GOODBOY.

“Wuff!” you run from this big brick house of boring smells into street of exciting smells. back inside, big tooth friend sound happy, say human words to bad-coat not-friend before following you.

“Go on, Stefan,” he say. “I’ll follow you!”

where can you play that will make big tooth friend have most fun...?

>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!
>sewers! lots and lots of exciting smells! and rats!
>big house you passed before, with many-lots recent human smells, and singing and shouting coming out. humans like singing! and shouting!
>Other?

>>3528038
It would improve your reach greatly AND Tashigi would get a loophole around your eternal dibs! Genius, she’d go for that 100%.

>>3528029
#fuck0phelia2030

>>3528051
>>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!
Also happy early-birthday, since I'm probably not gonna be awake long enough for a proper one before you get shitfaced from all the caffeine, since I'm pretty sure that's how spiders work?

>>3528051
>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!

>he a GOODBOY but litter-runt.
Glorious

>>3528051
>>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!
Oh boy.
Glad you're only somewhat dead. Enjoy GxG

>>3528051
>>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!

>>3528051
>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!

>>3528051
>>big big house way over there, with not-friend bird sign! all your other big friends like playing with the not-friends!

>>3528054
Yes, that’s exactly how spiders work. Caffeine and the occasional fly.

>big not-friend house

Stefan is definitely on the hunt! He leads you onwards with all the confidence of a natural tracker, tail wagging a mile a minute as he does. It only takes you a few minutes of chasing him through the streets, dodging shoppers, before you realize where he’s headed.

The local Marine base.

Of course! If you were a travelling assassin, where better to hide than right under the noses of the local Marines?! It’s almost as genius as you are!

“Stefan you’re the goodest of boys,” you tell him, proud, as he stops to let you catch up with him. He borks and shoves his wet nose against your boot. Thanks, little dude.

... Then he breaks off again, while you're busy coming up with a cunning plan, and hurtles past the surprised pair of infantry guarding the entrance, into the base itself.

Oops.

>CHASE AFTER HIM, they probably won’t try to shoot, right?
>Talk to those sentries, one of them can go fetch him out for you.
>Head around the base and see if there’s any way to sneak in.
>Other?

>>3528089
>>CHASE AFTER HIM, they probably won’t try to shoot, right?
What could possibly go wrong?
I mean, besides us getting shot. Again.

>>3528089
>>CHASE AFTER HIM, they probably won’t try to shoot, right?

>>3528089
>CHASE AFTER HIM, they probably won’t try to shoot, right?

>>3528089
>CHASE AFTER HIM, they probably won’t try to shoot, right?
>Yell THERE ARE ASSASSINS AFOOT! FOLLOW THAT GOOD BOI

u is chasing GOODBOI STEFAN

>Roll 1d100, best of 3

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3528118
Here's my birthday present of a heart attack for you

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3528118

>>3528120
Ah, damn, nevermind.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3528118

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3528123
This is Mediocre Quest. No heart attacks here!

... Rolling for regular Flashy heart attacks.

>>3528124
Awwww, if you’d got a 66 to go with the 44 and 55, I’d have given a bonus. Oh, well.

>>3528126
So flashy ded quest over?

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>>3528126
i can't believe flashman is fucking dead

>>3528120
>>3528121
>>3528124
Ahhhh Mediocrity

>>3528126
Rip QM

Glad to see you alive, OP.
>>3528126
>1 on a heart attack check
And that the dice are the same as ever. Does that mean Flashy is dead, or does he have the best heart on the seas?

Well, everyone, we had a good run, but it looks like Flashy went and died on us. I’m sure we’ll all remember the good times he gave us, like when he ate candy... or fell through a roof... or ate more candy... or fell overboard and nearly drowned,

But now’s the time to accept our loss, wrap him up in a newspaper, and throw him in a dumpster.

Please join me next week for the all-new Roronoa Zoro Swears Revenge On Fate For Killing His Rivals And Tries To Stab Reality Quest!

>>3528140
Jokes on him he needs to go through the stairway to heaven to accomplish that

Rolled 46, 39, 42 = 127 (3d100)

>64

Marine rolls and Stefan roll

>>3528149
>Stefan getting mediocre rolls
What is this blasphemy?

>>3528151
all the bullshit is saved for Flashy, this i mediocre quest

>congrats, you somehow managed to beat both Marines AND stay on Stefan’s tail despite mediocrity.

“‘S’CUSE ME,” you request, blitzing past the pair of Marines while they’re still trying to figure out why a dog just ran past them, and if they should be chasing it or not.

“Wait, you can’t g-!”

Nah, you don’t have time for that. Stefan’s waggy tail vanishes off from the entrance hall, down a corridor, and you promptly give chase. Ignoring the white walls and occasional (confused) passing Marine or civilian staff, you follow him through winding corridors and up stairs, his claws thankfully loud against tiled floors.

How fast can Stefan go?!

>Roll 1d100, best of 3


>>3528151
He WANTS you to catch up with him, duh. What a goodboi!

Enel kick-started his heart with his devil fruit so we still can still survive this

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3528161

Rolled 61 (1d100)

Go Stefan Go!

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3528161

>>3528165
M E D I O C R I T Y

>61
It’s a random encounter!
>Roll 1d100, best of 3 again, to see who the flipping flip it is.
If you manage to roll 98+ I’ll make it Smoker or Sengoku, just because you’re not gonna roll over 70 anyway.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3528170
Is that a challenge?

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3528170
Mediocrity pls go

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3528170
You just jinxed it

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3528170
Fucking lol mediocrity.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3528170
>>3528171
>>3528172
>>3528173
Oof, she was right
Rolling for the lols
Inb4 nat100

Rolled 35, 45, 59, 61, 39, 56, 22, 3, 89, 76 = 485 (10d100)

Removing mediocrity

>>3528181
STILL goddamn mediocre
Dice reeeeeeeeee

Rolled 88, 82, 19, 20, 27, 10, 78, 5, 29, 40, 29, 80, 78, 98, 13, 89, 2, 15, 12, 46 = 860 (20d100)

Curse breaking roll

>>3528181
Not even past 70

>>3528181
what the fuck
Does BPQM have the luck-luck fruit and has been refraining from using it outside of Silvers' threads, or what?

>>3528186
>>3528187
They're STILL below median fuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk

>>3528171
Not even OnePieceBaka can save Silvers Harry from his incredible averageness!

>48

“Stefan! Get back here, you’re too faAAACK!”

You were aware of the split in the corridor up ahead, really - it’s just that your own own running and yelling was too loud for you to hear what’s must have been footsteps coming from along said split.

You run straight into the person stepping out, or more precisely, the giant pile of paperwork they’re carrying.

The pair of you go down, but the paperwork up - and around - and pretty much everywhere, in fact, pristine sheets of paper fluttering through the air in a flurry of dead trees.

“You idiot!”

You lift your head from the floor, turning it to see a furious Marine - infantry - pushing herself to her feet, amidst the remaining sheets floating gently to the ground.

“What are you DOING, running around like a- who are you?!” She glares down at you, snatching a now-rumpled page before it can land on her head,

“Borf?” Stefan’s head, tilted in curiosity, appears from around a corner ahead.

>I’m... a contractor. Here to repair... stuff.
>That’s classified, soldier!
>... I’m lost.
>Other?


Rollin’ for mediocrity.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3528196
So medicore I misspelt dice! Incredible!

>>3528196
>"I'm TRYING to get My Very Good Boy Dog back."

>>3528196
>>That’s classified, soldier!
I hope Silvers can learn to bullshit like Flashy.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3528196
>Flirt
You can't stop me from thirsting QM

>Inb4 super mediocre

>>3528201
>above-average
Fucking hell, Silvers really is just bizarro Flashy isn't he?

>>3528196
>>3528201
Shit, you might be onto something. Maybe Silvers Harry threads are opposite day threads.
+1

>>3528196
>>That’s classified, soldier!

>>3528202
>>3528204
>>3528207
Maybe... Maybe Silvers is Flashy Alter?

>>3528196
>>That’s classified, soldier!
You only have one weapon and are a paperpusher. I have many weapons ergo I am of higher ranking.

And happy b-day tomorrow QM. Coincidentally, it'll also be mine. Coincidentally again, I'll also be drinking myself to death. To Gun X Glory's return and poorly functioning livers!

>>3528196
>>3528201
+1 to flirt
Only to stun or bamboozle tho
No lewd in this Christian Minecraft thread

You know what? If you guys can get above 80, I’ll allow Silvers to flirt with people. If you get above 90, I’ll actually allow him to maybe, possibly get a waifu.

If you nat 100, I’ll let you seduce Hina or something. But still not Tashigi.

>ROLL 1D100, BEST OF 3

Currently writing for ‘classified’, but let’s see whether Silvers Flashy really is the anti-Flash.

>>3528217
Wait, wait... 3 to classified and 3 to flirt. Waiting for tie-breaker.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3528217
I would say ANTI-JUSTICE, but last time I tried to roll for JUSTICE I got a nat 1, so...

Rolled 1 (1d100)

Waifu time

>>3528222
Sounds about right

>Flirt

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>>3528222

>>3528222
Quick, someone roll a nat100 to counteract this!

>>3528222
GOD

DAMMIT

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3528217
>>3528222
Wew. Here's the counter-jinx.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3528217
FLIRT DAMN YOU DICE FLIIIIIIIRRRRRRRTTTTTTT

>>3528222
This is the best birthday gift ever, thank you so much. I’ll treasure it forever, after I’m done laughing my guts up.

Well, thanks to >>3528226 it looks like you’re voting to flirt. I’ll allow it this once as I kind of already said you could, and thanks to this brilliant natural seductive ability of yours, you’ll have a -10 malus to it.

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 to hit on this poor Marine.
If you guys want to vote for a pick-up line too, feel free.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3528222
rolling for stefan getting a waifu

Rolled 82 (1d100)

I'll redeem myself for the chance at a waifu

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3528242

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3528242
Time for you to die of either a heart attack or side-implosion.

>>3528209
Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLOW GxG FAN, LET US DESTROY OUR LIVERS TOGETHER. Or lives. One of the two.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3528242
Has to be an a absolutely awful line either way

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>>3528222
In a sudden turn of events, Hina seduces Silvers Harry.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3528242
>The sea is blue, the sky is too.
>I'm the man that fell for you.

>>3528249
Or not, fuck.
Maybe I should just stop trying to predict my rolls.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3528246
Not actually that bad. Although think of poor Smoboss who’s dreaming this shit. You really want him to dream of you seducing someone? Really? Poor papaSmo gonna be in therapy for a long time...

>>3528253
absolutely awful

Any more votes for lines?
Rolling for her flirtation-resistance, needs to beat 72 to resist your wiles (haha, Flashy with wiles, haha).

>>3528264
Well, fuck.

>>3528264
THE POWER OF SLICK RHYMES

>>3528264
Wait, did we actually manage to seduce someone? With a fucking nat 1?
...Silvers IS bizarro Flashy.

>>3528264
>>3528269
Holy Fuck Silvers really IS a smooth operator

That -10 seems like a +10

>>3528264
>We actually seduce someone
In that case I absolutely vote for
>>3528253

>>3528264
>Smoboss dreaming of us as a pirate when a darkness logia
>Flashy rejoins him in after Skypeia having joined a pirate crew and with light(ning) logia
How hard is he gonna flip

>>3528270
>>3528272
>>3528273
No, she just has shit taste. Although considering I’d already come up with most of her character, it fits.

Anyhoo, are we going with that seductive rhyme, or any other votes for what to say to her?
Also: fingerguns yay/nay

>>3528264
I think I know why Silvers is thirst worthy

He has the Sexy Rayleigh Smirk™ he got from his old man