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>>3519085
>>3519085

BONUS MEME.

>Choose an intro song
>For your Skeletons to Rattle

https://youtu.be/vEJZ4FLCAyw

Star gay lol

>>3519085
>How much fire
Fill the skies with it my nigga
>How much nightmare spells do you throw
Every single one we have, what do you take Anon for a bitch?
>How many tables does Susan get to break?
As many as she fucking can.
>Do you carry Sabrina?
With Muscles
>Or hold her hand
>Or
Good joke, hold her hand with our regular hand.

>How do you use Brother Eater?
Mount, I'd like the mewggers to be our friends.

>>3519096
>Choose an intro song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJSM1tv_N8A
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

Alternatively, secret nostalgia path: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA

>we need to make a dramatic show of power as we are currently very weak after losing earth. Mewmans are our current target for impression, followed By moles then Pixies.

Fuck the pixies.


The moles must see Wondervon. They must know their most powerful scientist is ours and that we can be worked with.

>portal opens
>Wondervon hops through, cacking that its a success.
>Luna conjures Eldritch Cacophony as unearthly wails and screams erupt from a bleeding hole in reality
>KK marches forward with his Honor Gaurd salutes and forms a parade
>KK proclaims us
"KING ANONYMOUS. RULER OF WEBHOLLOW, LAST SCION OF EARTH, HEIR TO THE WEBWILLOW DIMENSION. DOUBLE TAP TRAPS OF WARPLANET. HAIL THE KING. HAIL THE KING
>Brother Eater steps through with Susan by his side and then vomits out a horrific mass of flesh (not even a size shifter can consume him).
>We shift through our forms, howling ans screeching until we form, take susans hand and then wave off BE to take his place with KK
>KK and his gaurds then take up position looking for Ludo.
>Mentally tell BE he can eat any monster he catches that does not submit to him and that KK is in charge.
>Turn to susan and dismissively greet the guests before heading over to Moon. Directly.

>>3519085
>Just enough fire that it's not TOOOO much
>Eh. A good dozen.
>Six.
>Carry her.

>Use Brother Eater as a mount
though I guess I wouldn't complain about having him like a Guest. I mean, aside from the fact that I wager he currently lacks proper dignity and tolerance with which to reasonably act as such.

>Skelesong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg

>>3519085
>How much fire?
We can't be outdone by the Lucitors. We know they've had ties with the Mewmen, so we should at least be able to match, if not beat them.

>How much nightmare spells do you throw?


>How many tables does Susan get to break?
...how about any from which the guest give snobbery, uplifted noises from?

>Do you carry Sabrina?
>hold her hand. The clearly lewdest option.

>Brother Eater
As a Mount. Pixies can suck a dick with their anti-magic bs.

>>3519085
>>How much fire
we will come in a storm of screaming fire and bones
>>How much nightmare spells do you throw
all or nothing we will make the best entrance
>>How many tables does Susan get to break?
we do when we get our mead on with the other kings WHEN WE GET OUR MEAD ON LIKE THE PARTY ANIMAL WE ARE!!!
>>Do you carry Sabrina?
WITH Muscles but we hold her hand in our regular one

>>3519096
https://youtu.be/y0-2x2iO_hU
SKELETONS PLAY THIS
MAXIMUM SPOOK AND HORROR
SABRINA AND SUSAN HOLD EACH OTHERS HANDS
SUSA. BREAKS TABLES AFTER THE WINE IS SERVED

>>3519085
>>3519149
Fuck, missed some prompts.

>How many Nightmare spells.
supporting the all or nothing options.

>Music
>Supporting nostalgia path from >>3519128

>>3519085
Lets flex.
But civilizedly.

Or at least try to stary in Moons good graces.

>>3519085
>How much fire
is that even a question
>How much nightmare spells do you throw
with luna for the best dramatic and crazy effects
>How many tables does Susan get to break?
AFTER WE GET OUR MEAD ON WITH TEH OTHER KINGS WE WILL PARTY
>Do you carry Sabrina?
LIKE A MAGIC PRINCESS

>>3519193
Supporting

>>3519193
ok okay not anything to crazy until we get the party on

>>3519085
What should Luna do.
Having her make an appearance would....be interesting.

Also could go SPOOK DRONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypuaJLHK_LQ

>>3519206
You fools, we have to make an entrance. Its all about first impressions and if some dipshit kid waddles in a ridiculous suit and tie they will laugh and it will be all over.

Remember Moon's court. Our first display was comical and we didn't win them over until we started roasting everyone and turning the group back to its petty squabbles.

>>3519218
we go crazy at the start make the best entrance but we dont smash up everything while we do it atleast not more then whats needed or fun but we dont go to hard core until we get that mead and wine flowing with our king bros

>>3519212
>Having her make an appearance would....be interesting.
She better be chilling on our shoulder the entire time, smugging at how much cooler her son is compared to everyone else.

>>3519212
would it be a cool thing to do a entrance luna style i kind of want that now the most eldrich and creepy but sofisticated thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUNOfNad59Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQH7vDJBW1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IrJzEQLKHE

>>3519218
Sure is gonna help going in that same suit.

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>That is when you show up
>First

>SHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>A scissor portal begins to open
>Going higher
>And Higher
>Up into the roof of the place
>Then

>A single skeleton emerges

Sk: "..."
>It eyes the room
>The Mewmans lean away from it in disgust
>Except for moon

KR: "Are we under attack!?"
QM: "No."
KR: "Oh- SMOODLES!"
>River throws his mug in a huff

QM: "One of our late guests has arrived."

>Your skeleton walks over to the court cryer
>Hands him a piece of parchment

Manfred: "Uh...I-"
>He takes it
>Begins to read

M: "Uhm...what-...what is Good?"

X: "Wine!"
>Says a mewman lord

LH: "The Pies."
>Says the Mole Lady

EB: "Vengeance."
>Say both of the Emerald Pixies

>AHEM!

>They all look to the single skeleton
>Who screams
>In your voice

SK: "WHAT'S REALLY GOOD!?

>Then
>In the voice of every soul you've absorbed
>All the lost, fallen, discarded and slain
>In a symphonic chorus

The Dead: "NYYYUUUUUUGAAHHHHHHHH!"



https://youtu.be/NtEkUZ7DRlg

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>>3519355

>They begin
>To sing

https://youtu.be/BGM3I33W70c

>As each beat hits
>As each voice cries

>From the massive portal
>Steps

EB: "Brother eater."
>Remarks the Pixies

BE: "Hrrrmm..."
>All purple
>Tiger striped
>Taller still than your portal
>He lumbers in
>The crowd screams and begins to flee

>Moon reaches for her wand
>Until the chains
>Now polished and new
>Ring into view

>Skeletons shake them and dance
>They continue to scream
>About how they and their master
>Are from a Dooter's Paradise

>Atop this beast
>You
>Anonymous

>Bringing
>The heat
>Specifically
>All the heat you can
>Fire pours from your human hand
>The wand arrives
>Spins itself in the flames

>You burn down so many ancestral banners
>Brother eater lumbers onward
>Is about to hit table

>When SUSAN COMES IN OFF THE TOP ROPE
>She breaks the nearest table
>Then Another
>Then some more

>She bats the top of one with her sword
>Sends it through the stained glass windows and out into the night air

>This clears the path for Brother Eater
>Who stops in the center of the room

>You freeze beverages as you conduct
>Motioning your hands to the Skeletons who teem down at Brother Eater's feet
>They hold their hands up to you
>As the Gangster's Paradise ends

>You snap
>They bow

Lady Creamcorn: "Who -IS- that!?"

>Moon Stands
>Opens her arms

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>>3519361
>>3519361

QM: "Lords and Ladies of the court."

>You are a pillar of fire
>Until your wand hovers down to your human hand

QM: "Anonymous. Of House Webwillow. First of his name."

>Then you raise dead on the shrimps in the bowls
>The Chickens
>They all dance

QM: "The Meme-mancer as some of you may know him. Last and only wizard of Man."
>The mewmans mutter

LCC: "He has -monsters- and mewmans together!"
>Her husband calms her
>After a long drink

LoCC: "He has it chained, my dear."
LCC: "As is...proper."
LoCC: "Remember when he ate your cousin?"
LCC: "Yes."
LoCC: "Good chap's showing us what happens to cousin eaters eh?"

>Brother eater turns away from the Queen
>Leans down
>A mewman guard makes eye contact with him


>You just take their strings
>Make them piss themselves
>Then let go

>Brother eater looks disgusted
>Then at you

BE: “Y-”
A: “Yes. Full bladder in their pants leg.”
>He is now certain you are a god

QM: “He is my guest. An emmisary of the Butterfly Kingdom and a new Lord.”

>A duke hops up

F: “This is absurd! He’s not Mewman! He’s not anything we can tolerate! LOOK AT WHAT HE DID TO MY PARFET!”
>One of his friends speaks up

Bel: “A lord?”
>He glares up at the Queen
Bel: “You gave it land?”

QM: “ I gave nothing but what any decent Mewman would do for their neighbor. Shelter for the remainder of his kind.”

>She motions to a table
>Where all the kids from the sleepover are seated

Ferg: “Dude! The food here rocks! It’s making me forget all the nightmares!”

QM: “In exchange. He and his...assets. Have agreed to-"

A: "Kill. The Monster Army."
>You stop listening
>Because Sabrina is here

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>>3519386
>>3519386

>Sabrina has been brought out of the portal
>By being carried
>In Skeleton arms

>She
>Blushes
>You take her hand

A: "Princess."
X: "Princess!?"

A: "She's a lady, Pal. A good one."
>You pick her up
>Keep holding her hand like a Lunatic

A: "So she's MINE...and my woman."
>Luna
>Appears on your shoulder

A: "Are Queens."

>A slight gasp amongst the crowd shakes the walls
>So he’s taken?
>So young
>Already betrothed?
>No good to us
>No ally possible

>Moon
>Claps her hands

>One
>Two
>Every broken table is replaced
>Every bit of food taken away
>Made fresh

>The music even changes

>You signal to the guards behind you to mind the homestead

>No table seems welcome to you
>The Mewmans have not raised a fuss however

L: “You’ve made them recognize your power. They know you have a similar enemy. They just don’t see you as a friend.”

A: “How do I fix that?”

L: “We need to know who controls what.”

A: “Where is Tom?”

L: “Careful. Questions reveal intention.”


THE TABLES

>The Mewman nobles side (They have the biggest army, but are embroiled in a war.)

-Tend to be stuffy and Xenophobic

>The Untermensch (Have Vast Mineral wealth, have a dark past of genocide and Female Elitism)
-Have been acting paranoid all night

>AN EMPTY TABLE (Reads: Reserved for Carol and Tom Lucitor)

>The Human table (No wealth at all. Says you serve your own. Has all the human kids left besides you, Sabrina and Jackie)

>The Royal table (Queen Moon, King Pony Head and the Pixies)
-All the real juice in the room
-No empty seats (You could try to make one move)

OR

>Snacks

-For you (Tasteful)
Or
-For you and all your homies (Destructive and Big Dick energied)


What do?

>>3519390
We should go to the Mewmans, we have an easy in as we DESPISE Ludo and all his kin. Tell them the tale of how he tried to kill our mom. Show a bit more power in how we don't give up, and we have a common enemy.

Maybe lie and say our Mom is mewman, which in a way is technically not incorrect, she's just the first draft of them. I'm not exactly crazy about this idea, but I want' to throw it on the table in case people are into it.

Let's finger fuck Susan till she squirts

>>3519390
>Psionic Message time
>they should all be receptive

>To Moon . "Interesting move hiding Woevenmire from your husband and claiming charity. We can talk about our mutual interests soon."

>ping the Untermench queen. "Wondervon sends his reguards. He is a fine member of my council. His secrets are mine as are those of earth. We should speak soon. My war machine hungers.

>to the pixies. "Without my world to feed Ludos army do you still intend to continue supporting his?"

>Send a skeleton to amuse the human kids with dank memes and fortnite dances

>waddle up to the Buffet. Seat ourselves around it and let Brother eater have fun. Let the others brave his proximity and laugh.

>Address the Ball.

>"only a fool chooses one waifu. You, KING RIVER. A GAME.

>>3519390
Supporting >>3519415 . This is pretty baller, and I think a power-play to get the others to WANT to talk back to us, perhaps in the secret of psionic space first, may open doors that may otherwise be unavailable. And, of course, everyone eventually goes to the snack table at a party anyways..

>>3519423
Where our big dick is waiting.

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>>3519390
>Snacks
>-For you and all your homies (Destructive and Big Dick energied)
Send some skeletons to get some snacks for the Humans, see how they're doing. Tell them you have a plan and to keep hopes up.

Is the Magic High Commision Present?
Hekapoo or Omni?
Is Glossaryk?

>BE: “Y-”
>A: “Yes. Full bladder in their pants leg.”
>He is now certain you are a god
Cool.
Keep propping up that image. The only thing that could go wrong is he trying to eat a god to become stronger from it, which he already was planning.

>The Untermensch (Have Vast Mineral wealth, have a dark past of genocide and Female Elitism).
Are Untermensch Psychic? We could try and read their minds... see what they're so paranoid about. Are they awaiting something...?

>The Royal table (Queen Moon, King Pony Head and the Pixies)
Try and get them to male space for you. Maybe we can befriend Star's dad. He seems like a nice fellah though bored.

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Let me explain why these are bad ideas.

>>3519404
Mewman lords won't listen to a pity story from us. They are cunning but self-absorved, they won't want anything from us unless we can offer them something in return.
Also, in that table is probably Star's uncle. The one that sold those Mewman peasants to the Purrkistan slavers, remember?

>>3519407
>>3519423

Susan won't like that. I don't think anyone would like that.DO not do that.

>>3519415
>Psionic Message time
>they should all be receptive
>To Moon . "Interesting move hiding Woevenmire from your husband and claiming charity. We can talk about our mutual interests soon."
Not everyone knows we have territory in Mewni. the Mewman lords would be outraged we do. She's specifically trying to keep is secret for a reason.
Also you never know who's listening in.Someone else might be psychic as well.

>>3519415
>>ping the Untermench queen. "Wondervon sends his reguards. He is a fine member of my council. His secrets are mine as are those of earth. We should speak soon. My war machine hungers.
You don't know what their opinion of Wondevon is. They might hate him. He abandoned his world for a reaon rebember?

>to the pixies. "Without my world to feed Ludos army do you still intend to continue supporting his?"
Pixies consider us terrorists for having Cold Iron. Might not be best to intereact with them before knowing them better.
Listen. Let them talk and then you may make your move once you know them better.

> let Brother eater have fun
Let him eat the guests?

>"only a fool chooses one waifu. You, KING RIVER. A GAME.
Please don't do that.Jackie and Sabrina are right there.

>>3519429
Agreed. The mind games with BE was a great little detail to read through. It'd be great if he eventually fell in line and decided working under a god could be a ticket to elevating himself to it rather than purely trying to overthrow. Doubt it'll work out that well, but perhaps we can get to know his deeper overall goals so that the drive to overthrow us at least gets mitigated, if not extinguished.

>>3519443
You may have some valid points BUT... and this is very important... you HAVEN'T BACKED A HORSE YOURSELF.... tell us what you bring to the table anon, instead of trying to horde shit in the discord.

>>3519465
... You literally just answered to my other post before.

>>3519390

>>3519429
Will support, if only for the sake of socializing with King River.

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Don't mention shit about "Woevenmire". Johannsen Mewman nobles might try to claim it for their own as it was an ancient fort of their barbarian noble family.

If you absolutely must mention it to Moon, call it Webhollow.
We gave it a new name for more than one reason.

>>3519467
...touché

>>3519390
>>3519429
Fine, a blend. I still prefer the base choice of the psionic messages and the snack table overall. Just keep brother eater on a tighter leash and address the party by just asking River for a game and leave out the waifu parts. seems like the proper way to get in his good graces, through action.

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A: "Oh..."
>You look around

A: "I see there isn't a table saved. For my thick Niggas."

KR: "Your what?"

A: "No homo tho. None a that gay shit. I just need me thicc niggas a place to sit down. I think like ah..."

>You
>See
>The snack table

A: "A THICK-ASS COFFEE TABLE!"

>You
>Snap
>Your fingers

A: "Brother Eater."
BE: "My full name?"
A: "You prefer the name 'Exploded Corpse?' "
BE: [Angry Snarl]

>You point at the table

A: "Eat."

>Surprised Cannibal Giant.webm

BE: "As- As you command."
>He shrinks a bit
>Just enough to fit in that corner
>To reach the table with his mouth
>His hands are still bound

>HE
>FEASTS

>83% of the served food
>Is gone in one helping

>Two Ponyheads approach
>They look like twins

Shinda/Shona: "Hi."
BE: "Begone. I'll eat you."

Sh/Sh: "No you won't. You're afraid."
BE: "That makes me -more- dangerous."

>He eats
>A chair
>Then washes it down with someone else's punch

Sh/Sh: "Cool."
>They just watch him eat

>Lord Creamcorn arises

LoCC: "So there's no more food! Let's DANCE!"
>The music changes
>He hits the floor

>19/20 on groove
>HE IS GETTIN' IT
>His wife claps in time
>He has not invited her to join him

cont

>>3519443
This is stirring the pot a little before we open up negotiations. This is all part of our entrance. A little ribbing, teases of intrigue, challenges. Good shit and when its time to a actually make alliances in the dark corners they will be banging down our door.

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>>3519496
>>3519496

>You and the rest of the gang head for the Snack table
>When Susan gets close
>Brother Eater snaps at her hand

>Muscles
>Makes a mouth from his hand
>Snaps at Brother Eater's Nose

BE: "..."
A: "No food aggression."

>No one else can sit here
>No one SHOULD

>You do

>The Molewoman speaks up between bites of pie

LB: "Not bad. For a male."


>YOU TRY TO PSIONICALLY MESSAGE HER

A: "Males are good for the fucc and for commerce aye bb what's good?"


>Nothing
>She is as Psionic as a post of wood

>One of the bigger Mole-men moves between you and her
>Adjusts his heavy helmet

Bi: "Eyes off. No one speaks to Lady Hellblau without her request."

>YOU TRY TO MESSAGE MOON

A: "You hear me?"
QM: "I can with the 'Message' spell."
A: "Nice lie of ommission."
QM: "You should be careful with your thoughts."

>She doesn't need eye contact to message you
>However
>You notice the Pixies are intently staring

>MESSAGE WITH THE PIXES

A: "You gonna keep siding with Ludo?"
>Both of their minds speak in unison
>God, why do they do that?

EB: "We are Emeraldblood."
A: "You're irish?"
EB: "The Pixie King and Queen have not decided who to back in this war. We have chosen sides for specific conflicts to suit our ends. You might think this show is a fine tipping of the scales. We are not convinced. You are not even a man. There is only one of you."


>As you chill
>Some skeletons snag spare ribs and corn chips from the table
>Sharing it with the human kids


>A single boy from the Mewman crowd has approached you

Bu: "Um...excuse me?"
>Brother eater stops eating
>To eye the plump boy
>No older than 16

L: "That's older than you."
A: "Mom. Shush."

Bu: "If I may-...may I have some meat?"
>Brother Eater
>Smiles

>Then bites the section of the table
>With meat
>Off

>LunaSmirk.pn fucking g

Bu: "I see..."

>There's some meat next to you

Bu: "No love for me then."

>You could give it to him
>Tell him he should try to get it himself
>or

>Give it to Brother Eater

X: " -I- am Xanik. Lord of House Flufflebelly and I demand you -clear- the refreshment tables. You paltry invader."
>Then there's this asshole


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>>3519505

>King Pony Head calls for his daughters
KPH: "Shinda. Shonda. Sweeties let the abomination have his dinner. Come over here. Oh, Queen Moon."

>He smiles
>Knowing his question
>Is a cruel one

KPH: "Where is Star?"

>Silence
>In the ball

L: "You know where Star is."
>You do
L: "Seeking the blue fool who killed your planet."

A: "Aye. Aye. Aye you. King Man. Man-King."

KR: "Who is calling me-"
A: "AYE! You're the king, yeah? Seen?"
KR: "Yes. I can see- Ifrwfrfrf! I mean. Yes! I'm the king!"

KPH: "Me too."
A: "Me three...Let's Ball."
KR: "We're -already- at a ball."
KPH: "Yes and we hate it."

A: "No, bruh a GAME!"
KR: "Oh! A game!!?"

>Moon sees the distraction from that question she was asked
>Appreciates it
>Susan
>Eats a clam
>Shell and all
>Like popcorn

KR: "What KIND of game!? I'm ready to rip these clothes off right now if need be! Is that your mother?"

L: "It is."
KR: "She's...adorable!"
L: "I am."
KR: "Look, moon! Their queen is so teensy!"
>Moon doesn't look

>She is watching a messenger move toward lady CreamCorn

>King River
>Is down

What kind of game do you want to play?

>>3519505
We are a man of principle. Give the meat to him, and tell him he should try to get it himself.

>>3519510
>Play that good ol' game of Charades. Let these poor souls know the flawless tradition of the Diaz family.

>>3519510
Set up for a nice game of Knock Out.
I'm sure we can find a Basketball if we need it. Use our magic to make a hoop.
Show these people how humans get down with the get down.

>>3519510
ARM WRESTLING
A CONTEST OF STRENGTH
It keeps the attention on us, we dont have to move from our chair and we can show off muscles.


>toss the kid some meat. Compliment his bravery.

>psionically
" Emerald Blood. Take this back to your king and queen. They aided the men in black and they failed. They aid ludo and will soon fail. Noncommittal is a choice. Dont make the wrong one. "
Than have luna flash the wrongness that is her depths of infinity.

"New times are coming."

>>3519510
>>3519530
BONUS: mention on the side that we totally wish Blitzball was a thing.

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>>3519510
>What kind of game do you want to play?
Something that allows us to flex our own personal power while keeping it ball-like.
Maybe somethign that allows to display our physical or magical power?

>>3519505
Give the meat to the lad AND tell him to try and stand up for himself more.
Not to giant, man-eating Monsters however. Don't wanna get him in trouble.
Ask him how things are going and how they're holding up /how they're bring treated.

They are always invited to still with us f they want. They could help us in Webhollow. Which actually has natural like, unlike Luna's castle.


>>3519510
Again I'll ask. Is anyone of the MHC around?

Mind Read the room as subtly as you can, try and gain as more info for your advantage as you can.
Knowledge is power, and knowing what others want is a sure way to knowing how to earn them.

>>3519541
>ARM WRESTLING
Good idea, but I'm unsure if King Ponyhead will be able to participate. I don't want him to feel left out.

>>3519541
support

>>3519551
>>3519548
>inb4 River is actually FAR stronger than us and completely steamrolls us.

Where do you think Star took her stupidly-strong body from?
Her dad's Mewman Barbarian genes.

>>3519544
Supporting just the part about how we go about with the kid.

>>3519505
>>3519510
>Mewman Boy
Tell him to try and get it himself. No food aggression, not here to bully, just a simple test of courage for the lad.

>Xanik
Finish a healthy serving of food before going to join in on the ball games

>Ballgames with KPH and KR
Willing to support >>3519537 or >>3519542 , but also willing to hear what they have to say... they're residents of this land, maybe they have a new game for us to try?

Keep on mind people. We are the prize here. They will make their offers of allaince with us if we prove strong. Dont act a thot Anon. Youre the chad, these are the stacies. Make em work for it.

>>3519560
You think we wont cheat? Crucirish his arm into the table if he proves too much. Or take the strings. Itll be fun.

>>3519575
>Not shifting into one of our giga-forms to give us an edge

>>3519575
I don't think Moon would appreciate us breaking her husband's arm or mind controlling him.

>>3519569
>We are the prize here.
Are we? Most people here don't know who we are. The pixies and Moles were clearly not amused by our flex.

The Mewman lords are just thinking of ways to manipulate us maybe, if they see any use on us.

Just try and make contacts and keep your head clear of trouble.

>>3519583
There is value in claiming the unknown, more so one Moon claims is here to exterminate a monster army. A feat she alone did in her youth. We are an attractive investment.

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A: "Aight hol up. You."
>You point
>At the kid

A: "You want meat?"
>You totally
>Ignore
>Xanik

A: "Good hustle. Ya got nuts. Do that more. Less with the bitch in your chest tho."

>You hand him some meat

Bu: "Y-yes, M'Lord."
X: "Don't call him a LORD! He's a FOREIGNER!"

A: "Call me Boss."
X: "No! Don't do th-"

Bu: "Y-yes boss!"
>The boy turns pink with nervousness

A: "More bass."
Bu: " Yes, Bawse."
A: "Good. Go."

>You stand up
>Lock eyes with River

A: "Arm. WRASSLING!"

>He Rips out of his clothing

R: "HAHA!"

KPH: "D'aw! Come on! I don't have arms!"

>Lord Cream corn covers his eyes

LCC: "River! You don't need to be in a loincloth for that!"

KR: "Of COURSE I DO!"

>He does a flip off the throne area

>Gets a 2 on dex
>KRACKS!

KR: "AH! AH MY ANKLE!"
A: "Oh holy fuck dude come h-"

>32 on Con
>He snaps his shattered shin bone back in place
>With
>His
>Hands

cont

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>>3519596
>>3519596

KR: "Right!"
>He spits
>Rolls his shoulders

KR: "I'm good and naked! The court is afraid of my pain tolerance! Let's go lad! Frat or Barnyard rules!?"

A: "Uh-"

L: "Barnyard."
>Luna
>Is still Smiling

A: "Mom. That is our enemy/ally person's husband."
L: "He's ridiculous."
A: "Mom."
L: "...and so rotund."
A: MEMEH. CEASE."

KR: "Good choice!"

>Two servants bring
>A slab of concrete
>Big as a baby carriage
>He sits on one side

>Puts down his elbow

KR: "Come on then! Let's have at it!"

>You and Muscles
>Can share strength
>Muscles
>Is fucking hype

ROLL STRENGTH

>Just one Question

DO YOU GET NAKED TOO!?
Y/N

KR: "Come on then! Sit down! Start telling us a tale!"
A: "What?"
KR: "Barnyard rules! You brag while we WRESTLE!"

>Tell us a Story Anon
>About
>You


>>3519541
>>3519541

>You send this to them
>They
>Don't respond

>A new voice enters your head
>Voice-es

Sh/Sh: "They're the same person y'know."
A: "Wh-"
Sh/Sh: "Win the arm wrestling contest and hurt King Moon. We'll tell you a secret one of these royal people has."

Rolled 13 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3519601
STR

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3519601

>>3519601
How badly would It be to cheat and OWN form to autowin

Rolled 18 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3519601
We're not flabby anymore. Our AGI + STR is at least fit human teenager now. I say we go naked.

>>3519601
And sure
Get nude
It's been a while

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3519601
>SHOW THE WORLD OUR DIO BOXERS.

Rolled 6 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3519601
"How about the time I single handedly took down a female swamp drake! That was certainly a day, my mom had died recently and all i had was my friend who I turned into a half mewman half crocodile woman. Also my arm. I hunted down the beast, we fought with all of our might, and as a finale I created a new spell of mine then blasted a clean hole in the bastards chest. That's how I got my pet swamp drake."

And yes, get nude.

>>3519601
>Shift into CruciCrusher Mode
>OOOOH YEAHH NAKED TIME
>Message the Pixies back
>"Secrets are easily plucked from weakened minds. Im not so easily bought, much less to violate the laws of hospitality. Counter offer. Support Moon and I will tell you who tried to kill her daughter on Earth. Even trade. Nothing owed.

>>3519601
Show these pompous bastards why Prince Vegeta is ruler of the MIGHTY Sayian race

>>3519620
>>3519615
Supporting

IT'S A DOMINANCE THING

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3519601

Rolled 11 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3519596
>A: "More bass."
>Bu: " Yes, Bawse."
>A: "Good. Go."
Goddamn it Quest, you kill me with the small beats like this, hahaha.

>Do you get naked too
J-just the shirt/top anon! Heck, maybe just loosen it up a bit. We don't wanna KO sabrina right out the gate.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>3519596

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3519627
AAAAAHHHHHH

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3519601
we need to intimidate him completely nude not even a loin cloth on

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Rolled 4 + 32 (1d20 + 32)

>>3519601
Brag about your own indifference to pain.
And how we >>3519623

Also.

If King River's Level is Double that of Anon's we can change to ONE WITH NOTHING Form and make use of the First Trait, which combines our WILL AND STRENGTH (13 + 19 + DICE).
IT's also better than just gettin naked.

>>3519640
Or just go CruciCrusher

>>3519624
>Pixies
I think that was Shona and Shinda... the Ponyhead siblings/twins. nice creepy usage of them too.... The fairies *didn't respond* to our msg... which may also mean that the twins may be intercepting or blocking our messages in addition to eavesdropping.

>>3519601
AY YO HOL UP
THE PIXIE RULER IS A FUCKING FUTA
GET IN ON THAT SHIT

>>3519643
Crushi-Crusher doesn't actually increase our STR however, but the damage we do.

Rolled 6 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3519601
lets hope we does good

>>3519646
Shit youre right.
I retract that. Tell the twins that if they want to see brother eaters dick just ask him.

>>3519640
If we are gonna brag about Con tell him about the time we ate a cursed clowns head and didnt vomit it for days until it turned into a horde of spiders

>>3519662
THIS IS A GOOD STORY TO TELL.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

Fuck mewni

>>3519650
>>3519662
also support story

>>3519662
SUPPORT

>>3519601
Also supporting that we brag about that time we killed a female Swamp Drake

BTW, old fun fact we learned from Star. River's only ever managed to single handedly kill a male swamp drake, so telling him about us taking on a female one would be an instant point in our favor.

>>3519679
Can we load this one into the magazine for when he *inevitably* fires back a counter story?

>>3519679
Yes Swamp Drakes. It's something they understand. The fact we have domesticated one is yet another thing.

Then again, we don't know the culture of hunting here. In general, it's bad form to hunt females.

>>3519601
This is a stort
All about how
My guts got flipped
Turned upside down
So id like to take a min
Just sit right there
About the time I ate clown with burning hair
In echo creek born an raised
Fighting i spent most of my days
Punching and kicking, being real cool
When a couple of liggers who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my dimensional hood
I got in one little fight and my mom got loose
So I shoved my fist up toffee's goons caboose

He begged and he pleaded, my violence to stay
But I bit off his head before he could pray
His demon host gave me a curse
But that shit was weak and he was a purse
I ignored my.gut cuz my con said fuck it
Demon clown head aint that bad
Is life this easy
I guess its all right
But a couple days later
My gut trembled all right
I vomited spiders all night
So i went to Africa to free the slaves
And told that demon curse, lol u gay
Now im kicking it here, amongst the haters
Yo River, you weak. HOLMES SMELL YOU LATER
IM [THE KING] BABY

>>3519679
That and we raised and tamed its young as a pet. Portal in Bow for a second to eat off the buffet and then send him back.

>>3519637
WHIP THAT DICK OUT

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Rolled 3 (1d12)

>You look at River
>He has on a loincloth

KR: "Oh! Forgot to oil my biceps!"
>He oils his bicep with Salad Dressing

>SHRRRIIP
>You rip all of your clothes off

>ENTIRE CROWD GASP.mp3

KR: "Haha! A man of character!"

>Except for the Mole Woman

LH: "Eh. I've had better."
>She picks a bread slide from under her breast
>Dips it in gravy

>Susan panicks
>Tries to cover Sabrina's eyes

Su: "Don't wook!"
Sa: "S-susan! Let me see!"
Su: "You might die!"

>Sabrina grabs Susan's wrist
>Somehow
>Pulls it down
>To uncover her eyes

Sa: "It's a WORTHY DEATH."
>She sees yoh dick

A: "So you know what a -clown- is?"

>She faints immediately
>Bashes her head on the snacks
>Susan saves her from hitting the floor

>You sit down across from river
>The concrete is so
>Bracing

KR: "I do! Hunted them for sport last Cornmass!"
A: "Well. One time. I bit one's head off as it was trying to kill me."

>You lock
>Hands

ROLLING FOR YOUR STRENGTH CHECK

KR: "What did you do after?"
A: "I swallowed."

>>3519731
>22

Knew we should've gone with a Spellform. River probably has that as base STR alone.

>>3519745
>Can't take a female swamp drake alone
>Thinking his STR is that high
It's Moon's job to suck his dick, not yours my dude.

>>3519749
He's a Mewman Barbarian.

Where do you think Star got her STR and CON from?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3519731
JUST FUCKIN' DO IT

>>3519767
I guess its 18 from the 3rd result.
18+14+1+2= 35?

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>>3519614
>>3519614

https://youtu.be/m-MZ9XDK1Us

>32 total

>>3519620
+2

>34

>VS 36 TOTAL FROM KING RIVER


>You both
>Flex
>FWOOSH

>Many Mewmans in here are gay now

>You sweat immediately
>Muscles and you both
>Get rocked
>Over to the side

KR: "You swallowed a CLOWN head huh!?"
>River bites his lip
>Grinning

KR: "I once punched a Candy Beast out of an eleventh story window."

>You Quake
>In a way nobody really does anymore
>Muscles and you both
>Have to lean to the left
>Yanking with all three of your other limbs
>As muscles' blood is pushed back into your shoulder

KR: "I was on the FIFTH FLOOR!"

>He PUSHES

>Your hand
>Is barely from the surface of the concrete
>Ow
>Ow
>OW
>YOUR WRIST!

>Muscles
>Is having the time of his Ambulatory life


KR: "Come on! Issat all ya got!?"

>Is it?

>Do you cheat y/n

>If not
ROLL STRENGTH

What story do you whip out next!?

LH: "So strong."

KPH: "River's stronger! Get him!"

Sh/Sh: "Woo."

What do?

Rolled 19 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3519772
try again this time, WITH FEELING
also should we tell him that time we fought against demon lord steve harley/hardy, game show host from the family feud?

>>3519772
>Tell him the one about the Female Swamp Drake!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3519772
NO CHET
Dont take this from muscles

TELL HIM THE TIME WE PUNCHED OUR WAY OUT OF A PREGNANT FEMALE SWAMP DRAKES THROAT

MADE HER SKIN INTO ARMOR

AND THEN RAISED HER SON AS A PET LIKE A TRUE GENTLEMAN OUTDOORSMAN

>>3519772
If we cheat, we cheat with his permission so to speak.
IE, "this isn't even my final form" kinda stuff

Otherwise we boast of hunting a swamp drake alone/taming one.

Rolled 6 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3519772
Ha, looks like you can handle ten percent of my power. Time to go all out, King River.

>>3519781
actually tell him about the female swamp drake story

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3519772
SAYAJIN PRIDE

Rolled 18 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3519772
>Set ourselves on fire with firey passion, engulfing both ourselves and river in the flames of competition. Ham it up and use it as a cover for Hungering Flames.
>Tell the Swamp Drake Story

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3519772
Rolling bcuz we're deciding to not do forms still

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Rolled 2 + 32 (1d20 + 32)

>>3519772
NO CHEATING

Does magic count as cheating? It probably does.

Also, tell him about the Female Swamp Drake and our lil Bow.

If we end up using One With Nothing Spellform (if it doesn't count as cheating), we can tell him about How we ripped off while in this form LOOZAR's leg off.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3519772
>Don't Cheat
>Tell the story of how we lost Luna and the shit we did to get her back.

>>3519822
Thats not the right mod but dam son, bad roll

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Rolled 2 (1d8)

L: "You could remove some of his power."
A: "I know."
L: "You could grease his palms with blood."
A: "I. Know."
L: "You could rip into his head with invisible blades. Peel back his fat."
A: "I. KNOW."
L: "Why don't you?"
A: "I want the STRUGGLE."


>You stand
>Up
>Then THRUSTING HOIST WITH MUSCLES

A: "HA! That's nothing! I fought a Swamp Drake with nothing but my wits! A bunch of wooden traps and SUSAN over there in a Gator Suit!"

Su: "It was Weaw Gatow! I died!"

A: "She died!"

>You grit your teeth
>Some sideburn hairs grow
>From sheer
>Effort

>Muscles Grips with all he has
>and does a CURL FOR THE GIRLS
>Pushing you and River

>Back to neutral

KR: "A hunting man!? I like it!"

>River
>Stands
>Up

>He grows a new chest hair

KR: "Do you go for Bog Beasts!?"
A: "This was no sport. I needed it's skin."

>You and Muscles in tandem
>Is an odd sensation
>The air here is naturally cool
>With a bit of moisture

>Your whole body is moving as one for once
>Your heels dig into the smooth tile
>Or your toes scrape against this concrete bench/thing

>You lose some toenail
>As you turn
>Backwards
>Letting muscles dislocate

and...

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>>3519786
>>3519786


>16+15 (Might of Matter)*

>31 total

>You bite
>The fucking
>Table

>YOU BITE THE CONCRETE TABLE

A: "When I finally KILSSHED her. I had blown every body part away. Barely ESHCAPED wiff my life...but I had to! That armor was my besht bet to go on a quest. To shave!"

>You stand on your toes

A: "My!"

>You push with your toes

A: "MOMMY!"

>Your scrotum catches the breeze

KR: "Wait. Her?"

>You feel his wrist give out for a second
>PUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSH

KR: "A female Drake?"
A: "YEash. I was 14. Feelsh like a lifetime but I got a DOG out of it."

>River looks you in the eye with a flat expression

>Smashes Muscles down onto the table

>He got a 33 total
>With Disadvantage

KPH: "WOOO! Go RIVER!"

KR: "Show it to me."
A: "Ow."
>Your elbow is backwards
KR: "Show me the pup."

A: "Bruh. My fucking-"
>River stands on the table

KR: "Let me SEE IT!"


cont

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>>3519878
>>3519878


>You just -almost- beat King River Butterfly at arm wrestling

>oh
>God

>Roll a CON save your guts feel like mixed Jello


>Mewman Respect +
>Pixie Respect +
>Untermensch Respect -

LH: "A shame. I wanted it to last longer."

Manfred: "Now ANNOUNCING! Her royal highness. Carol Lucitor! Queen of Hell!"

T: "Whoah."

>HELL RESPECT

T: "HA! Nice DONG, loser! AHAHA! It doesn't even have a mouth!"

> - - -
>Carol flicks Tom's ear

C: "Hi~ sorry we're late! I had a Yoga session with mah little mayun over here."

>She hands a servant
>Keys
>Hyundai Keys

>She looks
>Entirely normal
>Like
>Human Normal
>Extremely
>Brunette Hair
>Hoop Earrings
>Business Formal Suit jacket
>Same clothing as her son actually

>His vest is red
>Damn
>That's cooler than yours

C: "Oh! Is that the snack table!?"
>She walks over
>Takes a plate from next to Susan

>Brother Eater watches her do it without moving

>She doesn't even look at you

>Just takes her seat
C: "Well keep it coming! Oh, Moon! Do you have sec? I'd love to talk about you and that Commission thingy of yours overreaching to punish my husband!"

>That kid you gave meat to
>Has returned
>He looks defeated
>Still has the meat


-Do you get dressed and go for business with Tom

-Do you answer his slight?

-Do you show River your dog
Y/N


Man: "The second course! Has arrived!"

BE: "Finally."
>Do you let Brother Eater keep hogging the food?

Rolled 9 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>3519880
oh no

>>3519880
>Do you get dressed and go for business with Tom
Fuck Clothes, just go talk to him

-Do you answer his slight?
Nah, we got like 20 up on him. He knows his place, and he knows what we want.

>Do you show River your dog
Sure?

>Do you let Brother Eater keep hogging the food?
Only half of the food.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3519880

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>3519880
>SIT RIGHT NEXT TO CAROL
>quietly
>"Your husband still thinking about maxican boy ass? Tell him anon says hello. Also you have my mothers soul. Release it or ill kill your son right now.

>luna, prepare to burn HP to cast death on tom

>>3519889
Christ we're in political area.

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Rolled 4 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3519880
>-Do you get dressed and go for business with Tom
Yes.

>-Do you answer his slight?
Nah. Let him keep being a sore loser. Guy can't get over the fact he lost a roast battle clean against Anon.

>-Do you show River your dog
Duh, of course. Let hm see it.
We'll get one day as strong as him.

>Do you let Brother Eater keep hogging the food?
No. Keep the metaphorical leash short.
We'll reward him further for his loyalty, but he must show he can behave himself. Otherwise he's no use to us.

We gotta calculate how much this guy fuckign eats. Is his hunger literally unsatiable?

>>3519889
Jesus, Anon calm the fuck down. We need Tom ad Carol's help since we need an immortal being for Wondervon and Luna's plan and our Mother's soul is still on Hell who knows where.

>>3519881
>do you get dressed and get to business with tom
holey heck yes, he is the keystone to the plan
>do you answer the slight
nah dog, we need his help so clapping back would make it difficult on both sides
>do you let brother eater hog food
nah, only use half, supporting >>3519893 on how to deal with BE


>do you show king river your doggo
yes, but make it very clear that if something does happen to him as the king sees him, we will become the embodiment of john wick himself

>>3519895
Killing Tom gets us an immortal soul
and lets us dunk on Lucikron again
This bitch is ours.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3519880
>Do you show River your dog?
PRONTO!

Rolled 4 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>3519880
>Show River your dog?
Sure, but we wanna see something cool that he's got too. And not some silly mewman tapestry or whatever... You're a man's man, River. Show us the good stuff. And congratulate him on his strength and a good match.

>Get Dressed?
Sure. But casually and at our own pace.

>Answer his slight?
Mmmmmmmm.... Offhanded meme comment. Let's see if he loses his cool like the Tom we know him to be.. and how his mom handles that.

>Brother Eater
Limit thyself. Half is good base.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3519880
>-Do you get dressed and go for business with Tom
No, just talk to him. Maintain eye contact. He's gay for staring at our dick.

>-Do you answer his slight?
Of course not.

>-Do you show River your dog
YES!

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Rolled 4 (1d7)

A: "You wanna see my dog, River?"

KR: "Of course I do! There's no way to get your mitts one of the cute little buggers WITHOUT getting them as eggs! It took me Twenty Years to take one down and I had a team! CEDRIC GOT EATEN BY A MUSHROOM."

>A knight speaks up
Ce: "It's true! I lost my leg!"
>He sighs
Ce: "and my spirit."

KR: "Show me, boy! SHOW ME! It's the prize of any hunter! To not only conquer nature but to nurture it!"

>You nod
>To Susan
>She pulls your Scissors from your pants

>SHRIIIIIIIIIIP!

Su: "Bow! Bow c'mewe boy!"

B: "Bork?"
Su: "Yeah! It'sh ok! C'man!"
>Bow does not like the smell he is getting from this
>He whines
>You hear him slam his tail

A: "Why w-"
>Brother Eater is staring at the Portal
>Pupils slit
>But Expanding

A: "Brother Eater."
>He doesn't look at you
A: "HEY!"
>He still doesn't turn

A: "Don't make me get my dick hard. Lack of attention does that to me."
>He
>Looks
A: "Eat less."
BE: "Why?"
A: "Portion control."
BE: "Courtesy is weakness."
A: "Giving what you have. Let's others rely on you."
BE: "...keeps them weak."
A: "y-..."

>Gotta keep it up
>The Charade

>You just Wink at him
>He curses at his ignorance

BE: "Of course!"
>He glares
BE: "Damnable brilliance. Damnable cruelty."
>He
>Smiles
>Leans upward
>Disengaging his hateful hunger
>The air gets warmer

>His muscles move like a pool of twitching iron chords under a purple tarp of fur

BE: "You are. Terrible."
>That was definitely a compliment

Su: "Bow's shtill not coming."
>You got this

A: "Who has a cat?"
>You exclaim

>A cat with insect wings
>Appears
>Next to Queen Moon

QM: "Oh. Hello, Baby."
B: "Your majesty. She passed."

A: "Aye! Issat a fuckin' CAT!? What's WRONG WITH IT!"

>Here
>Comes
>Ur
>BOIIII

>You try to stand...

cont

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>>3519893
>>3519893

>17 total

>You
>Can stand

A: "Hm..."
>You can't flex
>Not like this
>You are pretty sure Muscles is the only of you two who can move freely

>BECAUSE OF UNDYING STRENGTH

>Bow
>Is here

https://youtu.be/VQS4uUtm2kw

>With a 5 on chaos caused
>He is
>A good
>Boi

>Stumbling out
>Locking eyes with you
>He lights up
>Like a christmas bush

B: "BORK!"
>He does not wait for permission
>He is on you

>S L O B B E R I N G

A: "HAha! Bow! Bow c'mon! You're licking my ear fucking PAUSE breh that's that gay shit!"

KR: "Oh...my Moon."

>King River
>Hugs your bush

>He tears up a little

KR: "Hello, little one."
>Bow turns and looks
>At the King of Mewmans

>Smells the stench of dead Drakes on him
>Bow
>Snarls

B: " https://youtu.be/W-xfRMXj46o "
>River
>Likes it

KR: "Ohhhohoh he's still got some TOOTH to him, eh!?"

cont

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>>3519968
>>3519968

A: "Somebody give me my pants."

>Susan goes to get your clothes
>SABRINA'S HAND GRABS HERS

Su: "AH! O-...She'sh stiww out."
>She gently puts her on a seat
A: "The fuck was that?"

Su: "Thiwst refwexes."

>You
>Get dressed
>Entirely

>Nothing is stained from sweat
>Nothing is messed up
>Even your tie still goes on right

L: "So glad you learned to tie it yourself."
A: "Th-thanks mom."

>You walk up to Tom
>Looking
>Sharp

A: "It's time."
T: "What?"
A: "Pay me."
>He thinks
>Then
>Goes red
>His phone goes off
>He silences it quickly

>You hear it vibrate in his pocket
>over and Over

A: "Why is he so soft?"
L: "You're acting like an adult."
A: "And?"
L: "He is...Genuine. Supplicant."
A: "Oh. He's a fucking child."
L: "Not in the literal sense."

>Oh
>Check 1 more thing you and Tom have in common

cont

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>>3519971
>>3519971

T: "Dude. What? No. I can-"
>His Mom chimes in

C: "Do you have business with my son?"
A: "Yes. More than a couple of things."

C: "Then talk to me."
A: "..."
>Carol pulls out a cell phone

C: "Young man. I handle the business of the underworld. Since my husband is indisposed. You don't seem like one of Tom's little friends. Do I know you?"

QM: "That is Anonymous Webwillow."
>Carol's smile
>Gets harder

C: "Oh. Really?"

>Do you deal with Carol?
(Means you expose your deals with Tom)

>Do you refuse and Deal with Tom?
HELL REP -
Mewman rep +

>Do you Brag about Putting down Luci?
Hell REP -
Mewman Rep -
Unter Rep +
Pixie Rep ++


>In the background River is Wrestling your Dog
>King Pony Head is reffing

Do you call him off?

Y
Mewman Rep +
Unter Rep -

N
Mewman Rep -
Unter Rep +

>Brother Eater belches
>Smacks his lips

BE: "Hm...One of the dishes I just ate was poisoned."
>Calamity ensues behind you
>One of the Lords slams his table

BEL: "Im. Possible. Not in this court! You lying Monster filth!"

BE: "You dare...poison me. Then INSULT your BETTER!? Morsel!"

QM: "Lord Belumond. I am sure the...creature. Was mistaken. Nothing more."

BE: "I know the taste of Mandrake Blood. Better than most. I would say I was allergic. To trick others into poisoning my food with a useless seasoning."


What do?

>>3519647
No its a split mind in two body thing, also futa is for worthless faggots that don't want a THICC Sabrina as a future wife.

>>3519972
Hi carol. You kinda remind me of my mom. Let's not deal with her. Deal with Tom. It's gonna be a lot easier. Also sweet mewgger rep.

I don't really care about bragging, maybe hold that for a burn later on if they get up in our grill.

And of course don't all Bow off. The men are having fun. Rep be dammed!

Also, bitch tits here wouldn't lie unless he wants another thrashing. Someone put poison in this shit.

>>3519972
Pretty much supporting >>3519985

>>3519943
>She Passed.
... I wonder if she levati-ta-tay-toed in this timeline... or if she spontaneously created life to accomplish a simple task.

>SABRINA'S HAND GRABS HERS
hahaha! Her WILL grows stronger every day :3

>>3519972
>Refuse and Deal with Tom
He's the one who made his debts. It would be best for him to settle them himself Unless she's offering something to sweeten the pot

>KR and Bow
>N
.. just... try to be on the lookout for Bow panicking or going into a blood-lust. Maybe send him some kind of psychic good-feel waves if it gets that far to calm the situation, but it seems just a bit more on the rough-house side is all at the moment.

>BE
"Is this enough to take you down? Are you truly this weak, or is it a mere bellyache?" Basically... is this enough to actually be a threat to you, or are you just bitching? Oh... and thanks for the heads up.

>>3519972
So the blood thats whats making him high like a kite

>>3519972
>Flex your politeness muscles when talking to Carol.
>Just cause, thats a dudes mom, even if she is a turbo cunt you should be respectful.
>She... kind of raised tom right?

>>3519972
>Take the strings on brother eater, if he isnt lying about the poison we can have him smash the shit out of whoever it was. If he was... well. It is still dealt with.

>Also, Tell Tom hes lucky to have a mom like Carol. He should be proud.

>>3519972
>>3520008
Compliment Carol, sounds like it will be funny.

>>3519972
>>3519989
I guess to clarify, I don't mind being at the very least moderately cordial in the process of turning down Carols offer. Pretty sure we already know that we're both not on the greatest of terms.

>>3520002
>>3520008
lets be the politest fucker we respect the mums

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The choices...

A: "No. I won't deal with you Carol. Tom is who I worked with. Fuck off with that smile too. You're already looking at the Manager...but you seem nice."
>You bite your tongue
>Glare at Tom

A: "Your mom is nice."


>Lady Cream Corn smirks
LCC: "About time someone didn't cow to that Married-in Priss."

C: "Wow."
>Carol's smile breaks
C: "Good thing your species is dead and we have your Mother's Soul. Sure is gonna be hard to get worse than that! You must be all up from here!"

>How
>Did she know about that?
>Why are her eyes glowing again?

>She snaps her fingers at a nearby servant
>She doesn't say anything but

C: "Wine."
>With the same 10,000 watt smile

T: "You could have rubbed it in."
A: "About your dad? Nah. We both know he had that coming. I got enough clout coming as-is."

>Tom smirks
T: "Heh. You're uh...being pretty cool. Sorry about making fun of your Mouthless dick."
A: "S'cool."

>You hear the wrestling match get a little more Wild
>Susan is now coaching Bow

A: "Aye!"
>You yell
>Bow stops
>Looks at you

A: "He gets a treat if he wins."

>Queen moon Groans
>King River bites Bow's tail

B: "BORK!"
KR: "COME ON THEN AND GIVE IT BACK YOU LEATHER BOUND NINNY!"

cont

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>>3520023
>>3520023

>You turn to the queen
A: "Sorry, your majesty. If he says it. I believe it."
QM: "That is all well and good that you believe it. It doesn't matter."
A: "Doesn't it?"
QM: "The opinion or judgement of a monster in this court is negligible. At best."

>oof
>Ow

A: "...What about mine?"
QM: "A tad more than that. So I thank you."

>Nothing
>Else

A: "You good?"
BE: "Of course I am."
>Brother Eater Belches

BE: "I could use dessert."


>You spy the lords of Mewni
>Eyeing you with interest
>Hunger
>You smell it

>Ambition
>Good

>You see the Mole Lady
>Chuckling at your pet battling River
>Her knights protect her in a ring of wrinkly skin

>She still doesn't look at you
>But
>Her interest can be captured

>The Pony Heads ares missing
>Except for their King

>The Pixies are staring
>Angry at your defiances
>Untrusting of your swagger
>Afraid of your allies


>Hell is ready to deal
>It's leader will not be your friend

>Tom however
>Will make good on his word

cont

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>>3520026
>>3520026

That's when something smashes in through the roof.

The lights are put out.
Everyone stops their bickering.
Their antics.
They all stare.
At what's landed...
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>>3520023
>C: "Good thing your species is dead and we have your Mother's Soul."
Carol doesn't knoooooww something. Anon loves his moms. And we're going to get her back. Bitch is under the impression that she owns ANY soul, when we exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYoLG_iP9Ec

>>3520028
Speaking of which, holy shit is that The Doctor? Hope he won't be too mad at The Earth being destroyed. Wonder which one will pop out?

>>3520037
Didn't Toffee kill the Doctor and steal the Tardis.

>>3520045
>Didn't Toffee kill the Doctor and steal the Tardis.
I doubt he could, The Doctor's faced way way worse than Toffee. But if so, this is good. Free TARDIS for us, avenge a hero, and kill Toffee and returning our universal portal spell. Though I'm not sure if the TARDIS would like us. She's kinda picky, might not get along with Luna.

>>3520048
Wasn't it information provided by people hired by Toffee to kill Anon.

>>3520045
I honestly can't believe toffee killed the doctor somehow, but eh. Quest has been weird with the alternate reality spell. Really weird.

>>3520028
Huh.......now, the Doctor won't be a problem, probably.....but if its any number of things else in there, this might be a problem.

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>>3520028
Oh dear

>>3520157
Daleks?

It is Toffee, and I think its possible he might have Daleks with him.

First think we should so before anyone even comes out of the Booth is tell Moon so.

>>3520169
Its toffee, but you know what.
Lets let him talk.
I wanna see this.

>>3520028
So either Toffee is in the box or the doctor is gonna come out and we're going to explain to them and their companion how Toffee is in fact a lying sack of shit, and that while he brought them here doesn't know how to send them back.

So the mole people and others are all up in here, but where the hell are the Spider-Bites? Shouldn't they be present in Moon's Ball?

>>3521386
Mh... well I guess they might be considered Mewman nobles?

IF they're their own country they might not be of enough renown to be awarded their own table.

Anyone got the quick rundown on what's happened since we left battle planet?

>>3523267
Where do I fucking begin

>>3523267
Uhhh, going to be glossing over a bunch of stuff, but we got one our missing spells from an evil keep on Mewni after prying it out of the cold dead hands of a horrific flesh abomination which skinned goat dude, then we upgraded our wand more then we normally would, which ended up killing us, but one of the upgrades we got let us eventually come back to life through the wand, so we came back to life almost immediately, except as a baby, through a process that can be summed up as “Fucking weird”. To fix the whole “Being a baby” thing we needed a family member to pass it off on, so we went and found our dad, who’d apparently started a gang with Roadhog and some asshole demons since we kicked him to the curb. Oh yeah, and one of his goons killed a few acquaintances we knew in a slither-by shooting. Nearly got Justin, but we saved him, so he’s fine (Or was, I guess). He also captured bio-mom and stuck a hell-collar on her, so her soul belongs to Satan until we like, kill him or whatever. We raided his camp, and things got dicey for a bit, but Roadhog jumped ship and joined us, so we were just about able to pull it off. So with us normal-aged again and our dad a baby, we knocked the soul out of him, stuck a baby soul we randomly picked up somewhere in the body, then pawned it off on Marco’s family. Then some other shit happened that I can’t remember off the top of my head since I haven’t reread the archives in a while, I think we screwed around with the mibbies and Toffee or something, then a sentient black hole containing another of our missing spells showed up and crashed a party we were at. He then wiped out every living thing in our reality except us and like, a roomful of other students we managed to get through a portal before they all bit it. So it’s like us, Marco, Jackie, Sabrina, and a bunch of other students no one cares about. Oh yeah, and we own real estate on Mewni right now, courtesy of clearing out that evil keep while retrieving our spell. It’s currently staffed by a bunch of monsters we rescued from slavers in that cat dimension, Purrkistan or whatever it was called, which we were visiting for...something. Loot I think? We raided a caravan with Star, Hekapoo and Marco, killed some bounty hunters that came after us (Bunch of survivors from that tourney on War Planet), and that’s about the long and short of that adventure. So we’re currently working on resolving the whole “Our entire planet and solar system is dead now” debacle. I probably missed a bunch of stuff, but that’s what I can think of off the top of my head.

>>3523534
Janna went crazy and anheroed by summoning the black hole.

Anon picked up a yandere dog monster girl.

Susan is still a big depressed lesbian .

KK got hell collared by he owns himself and is insane loyal.

We got a size shifter thats Not!Globgor who we are Ainz Ool Gowning into thinking we are a fucking god.

We went to the Mewni Ball to make alliances. Moon declared us an honroary lord in exchange for killing Ludos army.

Tom showed up with his literal Karen, i want to speak to the manager, mom. Told her to get fucked and demanded Tom pay up the greater demon soul he owes us.

Wondervon and Luna have a plan that will allow us to undo the damage the Black Hole did to our dimension.

Now Toffee is about to show up and push in out shit.


Oh and now Sabrina is on the list of girls that have seen our dick.

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>>3523267
Also, Jackie broke up with Anon because of War Planet since she realized he had a shit lot of problems in and out of our head and she herself can't fix and she believed he'd be best looking for someone who can actually help him.

Anon got fucking wrecked by this and realized he had to change somehow. Made up with Marco and started a quest to better himself a lil bit. He's an emotionally-stunted retard so he doesn't know exactly how.

Even then Jackie can't help but feel worry for Anon and Mommy him since she worried about him and her depression has made her clingy.

She went on a date with a kid and Anon let it happen but spied on her. She was grateful for the date but denied a second on, to Anon's surprise and delight.

She tried kissing Anon on Brittney's party during a bottle thing game but Anon literally dabbed on her for several reason, one of which is that she knows she's vulnerable and he doens't want to hurt her again by doing a careless mistake.

Ironically Now Jackie's parents and almost everyone she knew is dead and the depression she probably had way before WAR PLANET is eating her alive and Anon doesn't know how to deal with it since he's doesn't want to hurt her anymore and doesn't know what to do to help her feel better so he's concentrating on work and evading her.

They both really care for each other but Jackie is incredibly vulnerable and Anon can't help but hurting those around him in some way or another, so he gotta figure things out.

>>3524271
>Janna went crazy and anheroed by summoning the black hole.
We don't know the exact specifics, but we're pretty sure it was all The Horned One's plan to kill himself. Janna merely said she wanted to ruin Brittney's party but was only using dumb pramks before the BH came out. It's very possible she was simply tricked.

Ey yo, real quick.
Why the fuck we listening to all these mad hoes. Moon, Ponyhead, Molebitch, futa pixies, hellhoe. This fucking party got too much estrogen. We can't do real shit with all these hoes.

Finally Toffee is showing up so the real bad niggas can deal.

Sure he tried to kill us with video games but honestly we're at the power level where that shit is just how we say hello.

Never forget he saved our life once. Free of charge.

We should hear him out. Hed at least talk upfront and deal unlike these mad hoes.

>>3520028
OH SHIT

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SESSION
START!

>You are Anonymous
>Still
>Anonymous

>Your planet is dead
}>Your race is nearly extinct
>You are at a fancy ball

>Hoping to impress enough powerful people
>To get what you need
>To bring them all back

>You terrorized nobles
>Threatened some lives

>You were just about call in a favor
>From the son of Satan


>When a little blue Phone Box dropped through the roof

>Everyone has gone quiet

>Ca-click

>Screhhhhhhh

>This man steps into the open door
>You know of him
>He saved your life once

T: "Anon."
>He
>Is cold in expression

T: "Nice tie."
>It is
>He straightens his

>Eyes the room
T: "Moles. Demons."
>He nods to the pixies
>They
>Nod back

>Then he spies-

T: "Moon."

>His voice is hot poison
>He turns back
>As the Queen stands
>Enraged
>Disgusted

QM: "You DARE come into my home. After all these years playing c-"

T: "Hold on."
>He holds up a hand
>Turns
>To you

T: "I'm here for -his- Highness. Not yours. King McMoot?"
A: "Webwillow."

T: "Of course."
>He
>Bows?
>...yeah

T: "I'd like to do business."

What do?

>>3531760
Funny, usually I like to dinner before someone tries to fuck me. You have something of mine, wrongfully given. Youve also been harassing me constantly.

Whats your offer?

>>3531760
Tell him if he really gives a shit about dealing with is he's wait his ass outside.
Seriously, we a busy nigga. Fucker can't just pop in like he's hot shit.

>>3529528
Seriously though, we need to hear Toffee out as this is likely the only time we will be able to speak directly to him without some bullshit OV crawling up out ass.

Aside from the vidya he sent at us, hes never been directly hostile. Could have killed us once but saved us. Lets hear him out and then decide how to act.


REMEMBER LUNA CAN CAST AT THE COST OF HP IN A PINCH.

Problem is the TARDIS has massive tech advantage over magic. We likely cannot strike Toffee.

He needs something, he has something.

Business Anon. WORK BEFORE PLEASURE.

>>3531760
>T: "I'd like to do business."
Gimme one good reason why I shouldn't use you to feed my monster for eternity for taking what was mine.

>>3531782
>>3531779
both support

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>>3531760
We don't know what kind of relationship you have with Moon and I don't know why you saved my life back then and I don't know why you're sending in inter-reality thugs after my hide.

I'd like an explanation abut this.

Then you can explain to me WHY should I want to do business with you.

We want to because he has something of ours The Inter-Reality spell. Though there's not harm in letting him talk.
Let him speak... if Moon allows it.

>>3531768
I would suggest not pointing out the spell. If we show off too needy it might seem like weakness. Let him suggest it.

>Aside from the vidya he sent at us, hes never been directly hostile. Could have killed us once but saved us. Lets hear him out and then decide how to act.
He sent those mercs with the intention to kill us. At least that's what he ordered them.
Play it cool. No reason to give more info that we need, and we have no reason to trust his fucking plans.

>>3531760
>"You personally send minions my way specifically to antagonize me and any/all that are associated with me, and you have the gall to make a deal? This better be good."

>>3531782
>Aside from the vidya he sent at us, hes never been directly hostile.
>Aside from being directly hostile to us, he's never been directly hostile to us.
The ligger attacked OUR bank, tried to kill us not once, but TWICE with vidya minions. This is direct hostility.

>>3531783
Give us one good reason why we shouldnt let him talk.

Remember what Luna said. Questions reveal intent. So do business opportunites.

Toffee is here to talk to us DIRECTLY.

Why now of all times?
Toffee doesnt act unless he already has all the angles figured out.

We have to figure out his game before we strike.

I dont want to suck his ligger dick but we need to see where an opening before we hit.

ALSO REMEMBER HE HAS HIGHER WILL THAN US.

>>3531791
Is it? Do you think that was all a simple as "toffee wants to kill us"?

No. They only attacked while we were on Earth. Toffee wanted us off earth, why?

What had changed now? Earth is destroyed.

I think toffee wanted to take earth for himself and we were in the way. Now its gone.

We have to feel this one out.

>>3531760
... Here him out. He crashed the party no worse than we did... Moon's not immediately sicking the guards on him...

>>3531800
They only attacked us on earth because that's the only place we're regularly at. Before we broke up with Jackie you could ALWAYS find us at school. Think about it, before wovenmire, we never went anywhere but earth. All our shit happened on earth, the only other place we were at besides earth was in Luna's HOLE. Which was connected to earth, no shit he's gonna attack us on earth, that's our squatting place.

>>3531814
You can pull mercs from anywhere in video game canon. Im sure you can pull extra people and send them to various locations, IE mewni, warplanet, furabia. Warplanet tracked us down?

>>3531760
well you want to do business after everything that has happened why?
>>3531779
>>3531782
support both
>>3531789
very proffesional i like it lets word everything like this while being the normal anon on the inside screaming in rage while teeth fly
but lets hear asswhipe what he wants to talk about at our own time he has a fucking time machine and he did not need ot show off by crashing the party while we where having fun so we keep this chill and try having the party going

>>3531792
>ALSO REMEMBER HE HAS HIGHER WILL THAN US.

When was this established?

>>3531838
When we pulled the Mutons from his control during the Furabia fight

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A: "You stole from me."

T: "I took something that was given."

A: "The one who GAVE it stole from me."

>Toffee raises a brow
T: "He said the person who made it was dead."

>Luna
>Vibrates
T: "Aren't they?"

A: "You sent goons to kill me."
T: "I sent them to die."

A: "Wh-..."
>That silence
>It's choking down your throat

>Brother eater
>Has stopped chewing
>Susan
>Has her sword gripped

T: "Are you telling me I sent them to the -wrong- person if I wanted them dead?"
A: "You sent them to ROB ME!"
T: "I told them you had money and if they killed you they could have it. I never once thought that they could."

A: "One of them killed. My. Friends."
T: "So what did you do?"
A: "Had him skinned and gutted."

T: "Sounds like."
>Toffee
>Smiles

T: "I sent them all to the right place. To make them go away."

LCC: "Monster!"
>Lady Cream Corn
>Has had enough

LCC: "You MURDERED our former Queen!"

T: "Yes. For the same reason your current one is in -another- war against Monsters."

>He notices Brother Eater
T: "Do you...care? About them?"
A: "Monsters?"
T: "Others."

A: "I like my favorites."
T: "Heh. Political. That's why I'm here."

cont

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>>3531873
>>3531873

>He steeples his hands
T: "To put a stop to all..."
>He waves to nobles
T: "This."

A: "Fuck. Do you want?"
T: "I want to get you all the metal you need to fix Earth."

A: "...how the fu-"
T: "I want to help you. Get everything you need. With no favor owed. To Mewmans. Moles. Demons. I want you to have what's yours."

A: "Why?"
T: "So that when the time comes."
>His voice darkens
T: "You choose yourself. Over them."

QM: "Enough."
>Moon
>Transforms

>Luna
>Is a blur of rage
>A comet
>Of hate

A: "Mom, are you ok?"
QM: "Get AWAY from that child!"

>Moon becomes an Azure beam of starlight
>Rushes Toffee

>33
>22
>29
>27

He dodges four strikes from her. As if he were made of smoke.

T: "Please. You could never beat me in a -fair- fight."
QM: "Leave. NOW."


>That was one hell of an offer

T: "All the metal you need. One trip. One world. No politics."

A: "..."
T: "You don't need. These people. You need yours."

What do?