>>3519069
>Research the Meta Liberation Army, the history of it and to see if it still exists

>>3519069
>>Research the Meta Liberation Army, the history of it and to see if it still exists
I want to know what those Fanatics were on about.

>>3519069
>Research the Meta Liberation Army, the history of it and to see if it still exists

>Thread #11
>69
>55 seconds
this is going to be a magical thread

>>3519069
>Research the Meta Liberation Army, the history of it and to see if it still exists
>Before that go get that container of protein powder from the cubbord and just start eating out of it with a spoon, washing the powder down with milk, you can't afford to not be making gains while you study

>>3519069
>Research the MLA while consuming protein

>>3519069
>>>Research the Meta Liberation Army, the history of it and to see if it still exists
>>Don't consume protein while surfing the internet like a normal mentally well human being.

Didn't think I'd have to start fighting the tide of autism so early. How foolish of me.

>>3519069

>Research the Meta Liberation Army, the history of it and to see if it still exists
Leave protein for dinner time.

>>3519069
>Research the Meta Liberation Army, the history of it and to see if it still exists
Why would Izuku risk his destroying his laptop as well as his priceless collection of relic Nana Shimira porn by getting protein powder in the keyboard and fucking up the internals?

>>3519080
>>3519084
>>3519098
>>3519130
>>3519137
>>3519204

Research the Meta Liberation Army, it's history and to see if it still exists

>>3519252

There is of course that 'Meta Liberation Army' that the girl mentioned. But it just doesn't make any sense. From what you know, the Meta Liberation Army was dissolved at least 35 years ago, when Destro and several of his closest allies were apprehended by the joined forces of Britain, Germany and Japan. Later in prison, Destro penned his autobiography and manifesto, 'Meta Liberation War' in which Destro detailed his belief in quirk usage being a natural human right.

The villain committed suicide shortly after writing it. You haven't read it personally, as your knowledge of the Meta Liberation Army is barely passable. Which you will remedy as you begin to pour through the internet, combing through various sites and wikis but to no avail. Apparently, every resource that you have checked refers to the Meta Liberation Army in the past tense, and they all claim that it was dissolved after the arrest of Destro.

But this cannot be. Why else would the girl speak about the Meta Liberation Army with such tenacity? You should have badmouthed the name of Destro, to see if they would have reacted. But alas, you did not know of their affiliation until it was far too late for the either of you.

There are of course, different sources available to you, should you need them.

What source will you use?

>Create your own source, creating a series of different connections in a board that will humble any conspiracy theorist!

>Use your less than legal sources, like that of King Crimson's connections.

>Look into Detnerat Incorporated yourself by visiting their headquarters

>(Write-In)

>>3519312
>>Use your less than legal sources, like that of King Crimson's connections.
Oh? So the exact opposite of Overhaul then. He thinks Quirks shouldn't be illegal to use without a hero license.

>>3519312
>Use your less than legal sources, like that of King Crimson's connections.
>Use those connections you find to make a board
We have to go all out

>>3519312
>Use your less than legal sources, like that of King Crimson's connections.

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>>3519312
>>3519327
Supporting, no holding back

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>>3519327
This.
>inb4 League of Villains joins the board

>>3519312
>Bring together every piece of information legal and illegal into one internet message board
>Make it so there are account names and also a board exclusively devoted to the posting and discussion of muscle girls
>Play this while making it https://youtu.be/3SDBTVcBUVs

>>3519312
>>3519353

The Boards and Rules of Redchan
>/c/: conspiracy
>/pn/: paranormal
>/ts/:technology and support items
>/mg/: muscle girls, the only part of the site where porn can be posted
>/k/: weapons
>/h/: heroes
>/v/: villains
>/adv/: advice
>/qa/: questions and answers
>/r/: requests, the only porn requests that can be made are those related to muscle girls
>/aa/: art and animation
>/tg/: traditional games
>/fa/: fashion
>/ma/: martial arts
>/pit/: a place to have retarded arguments
>/pol/: politics
>/b/: off topic
>/fag/: homosexual containment board
>/his/: history

The rules should be the same as regular 4chan but with one addition
>Rule 13: no gay posting is allowed outside of /fag/, the mass brainwashing of tomboys and muscle girls by the gays in the 21st century will not be forgotten

>>3519312
Supporting this >>3519405
Well done anon, we will be the one image board that is protected when the inevitable tides of fujo-produced KiriBaku garbage floods every other site after the sports festival, rendering them endless wastelands of gay left uncontrolled by thier mods

>>3519312
>Use your less than legal sources, like that of King Crimson's connections

>>3519340
Anon what have you done, STANDO meant a physical corkboard on the wall, not an image board made with KC's mafia computer skills

>>3519312
>>3519327
this

I fucking love how schizophrenic decisionmaking gets in these threads. We always get halfway through following a plot hook before creating an imageboard or devising a pornography based security system to protect our mystical artefacts.

>>3519545
Izuku's, and therefore our's, autism is too great in quantity to surpress for long and STANDO's breaks are long enough for our hold to slip.
In short, we need more 'tard wranglers.

>>3519312
This >>3519327

>>3519571
To be fair, things didn't go to shit until this anon >>3519340 brought up the possibility of it being an image board rather than a collection of papers on the wall. It's better than last thread where we would have probably jumped to the image board conclusion immediately.

>>3519592
An image board isn't the worst thing to be suggested, although it'll disappointing to see STANDO shoot it down with a bolter.

>>3519605
To be fair the option was described as "creating your own source" and the exact type of board be it physical or online image was never specified. KC definitely has the skills with computers to do it considering the encrypted digital communication network he built and managed for the gang. Unlike previous autism choices both are viable in the wording of the option and in the cannon capabilities of Deku and KC. It's a shrodinger's cat situation but running an image board would be rad.

>>3519312
Supporting >>3519327

>>3519320
>>3519327
>>3519332
>>3519336
>>3519340
>>3519449
>>3519531
>>3519536
>>3519645

Bring together every piece of information both legal and illegal into one basic imageboard that shall place all others to shame. It will be a place of information.

>>3519654
Last thread there was talk of rising above our autism and delusions to become a better person.

This thread we create our own 4chan. For a completely rational reason, of course.

God I love this quest, It makes me laugh so much. Never change guys, never change.

>>3519698
We never abandoned the autism, we merely tempered it and honed it into tool that we will use to achieve destiny

>>3519654

If you are to get true information that is untainted by an propaganda or covered up by the Government, you must create your own source. To do so is a complicated matter, as you must first gather information from other sources, both legal and illegal in order to figure out which information is likely to be true, and which is likely to be false. First, you go through all of your legal sources, such as various message boards and other forums, compiling information about the Meta Liberation Army, the one that died with Destro to be exact.

After you finish gathering all the information that you could, you allow King Crimson to take the reins of this operation, as it quickly begins to go through its underworld contacts, slowly gaining information through his regular enigmatic mannerisms and possibly threatening online presence. In the span of an hour, you have gathered enough information to create this possibly illegal imageboard for you to slowly sift your information through. For this, you rely on King Crimson like you have almost always have, the Specter beginning to type out what appears to be the beginnings of a program onto your desktop.


It will take a while for King Crimson to finish, but in the mean time, what will you do?

>Read a random book you may have scattered around your desk

>Look at your All Might figurines

>Appreciate the spear

>Realize that you are restricted to being within 2 meters of King Crimson during this process and return to your seat

>(Write-In)

>>3519732
>Read a random book you may have scattered around your desk
>Realize that you are restricted to being within 2 meters of King Crimson during this process and return to your seat to read it

>>3519732
Sit in your chair and pull out your phone to post a thread on 2^2chan's /adv/ board
>"How do I talk to fit girls?"
>Browse the rest of the board for about 20 minutes to give it some time to get some initial (you)'s

>>3519732
Fuck that book, changing to >>3519747

>>3519732
>Read a random book you may have scattered around your desk
>Realize that you are restricted to being within 2 meters of King Crimson during this process and return to your seat to read it

>>3519353
>>3519405
>>3519449
>>3519531
>>3519545
>>3519571
>>3519592
>>3519605
>>3519644
This was not the expected outcome, but can anyone really complain about making our own imageboard with /musclegirls/?

>>3519739
>>3519732
This

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>>3519732
>Sit in your chair and pull out your phone to post a thread on 2^2chan's /adv/ board
>"How do I talk to fit girls?"
>Browse the rest of the board for about 20 minutes to give it some time to get some initial (you)'s
>If someone calls you gay post this

>>3519732
>Read a random book you may have scattered around your desk
Read a book fool

>>3519732
>Read a random book you may have scattered around your desk

>>3519761
Supporting hard

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3519732
I am really torn between these two choices, on one hand that book option is suspicious as fuck, but on the other hand I think such a post could give him some good advice and self assurance. I'll let fate decide.

1 I vote for >>3519739
2 I vote for >>3519761

>>3519732
This >>3519761
Deku needs some hope and guidance at this point in his life, in the words of a wise man

>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND, IT'S SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST SHORT HAIR AND SWEATY SCULPTED ABS. IT'S A GIRL WHO'S NO RESTRAINED BY THE TRAPPINGS OF HER SEX, WHO CHOSE INDEPENDENCE AND PERSONAL STRENGTH INSTEAD OF SOCIAL STATUS, WHO PURSUES HOBBIES AND INTERESTS DECIDED OF HER OWN ACCORD RATHER THAN WHAT HER PEERS WERE DOING. A GIRL WHO RESERVES HER FEMININE SIDE FOR THOSE SHE LOVES INSTEAD OF USING IT TO PULL IN POTENTIAL MEN, A GIRL WITH A STRONG HAND TO HOLD MY TESTICLES WITH.

It's getting late. I'll update tomorrow at 4 PM pacific time as always.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE2a8_Y3bkE
I was listening to this while reading.
This made me laugh a bit.

>>3519732
Fuck autism. Read nigga read.
Backing >>3519739

>>3519732
>>Read a random book you may have scattered around your desk
>>Realize that you are restricted to being within 2 meters of King Crimson during this process and return to your seat to read it

>>3519732
>Sit in your chair and pull out your phone to post a thread on 2^2chan's /adv/ board
>"How do I talk to fit girls?"
>While you are waiting for replies read a random book you may have scattered around your desk
>Once you finish reading rebuke the gay with divine truth >>3519761 >>3519807
Now everyone can be happy

>>3519732
>>3520150
Sounds like a plan, supporting

Wild Headcanon: In the SQR universe autism is either part of the immune system evolved to protect the stand virus or a direct symptom of it.

>>3520207
Honestly it seems more like Quirks genetically impart autism based on the ability that develops, this is why Bakugo is an explosive sperg, Jiro is a music junkie and Hagakure has exhibitionist tendencies, stands on the other hand are the spiritual manifestation of autism. The viruses of the two meteors were different halves of the same coin, one imparting autism to the flesh, the other awakening the autism of the soul.

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>>3520207
>>3520256
You are both lorelets, watch this

The events of part 7 and 8 took place in the time periods that they were originally did while parts 1-6 took place with a 100 year shiftJohnny and Johnathan both existed and Johnny was the descendant of a Joestar who abandoned his aristocracy in search of adventure and fortune in America

Phantom Blood happened in the 80's and Dio was a a descendant of Diego's bastard childPillar Men and Rock People are both alien species that survived traveling through space Kars style

The reason Giga can take on multiple quirks without any problems is because he isn't even human but rather a 200 year-old rock person who reached prime stage 27, this would also explain why it is shown he can have his back grow into a mountain when he listens to AfO's voiceRock people also create baseline humans when they breed normally and due to their bizarre reproductive traditions the Giga bang and dash theory for Kirishima isn't impossible

AfO had a large amount of corpse part residue in his system from a trip to America when he conceived Izuku, his autism is the result of the virus altering his physiology to serve as a more ideal host from the moment he came to be as an organism. It is also possible that during a time in his youth AfO came across the heart of Christ and absorbed it into his being,gaining the conviction to create a world where humanity is not doomed to tear itself apart because of their quirks, the heart of Christ could also be an explanation for his immortality.

Toru Hagakure is the youngest child of Shizukua Joestar who took Hagakure as her last name when she married

and last but not least the big autism that could possibly be part of STANDO's galaxy brain scheme
The properties of every single world choice at the beginning of the quest are all present. Miracles from dark souls are utilized by the catholic church by using specially made chimes to emulate Hamon vibrations. The abyss from made in abyss is a real place created by the impact crater of virus meteor which heavily mutated the flora and fauna, the curse of the abyss being the result of the virus contaminating everything, the deeper levels host the goop creatures from Dark Souls. Dust is another type of meteor by-product but using it gives severe crippling autism that borders on full mental retardation, which is why all RWBY characters are all annoying as fuck. Kingdom Hearts is just crazy bullshit going on in the collective human imagination.

Since Bloodborne and Dark Souls are linked, the vampires and werewolves of hellsing are tied to the blood curse.The lamp knowledge wasn't just like Bloodborne it WAS Bloodborne

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>>3520458
I decided to save the best for last since lore this deep couldn't fit into one post

If part 5 rules of biology apply it is very possible that the chronological issues of Nana mind-break theory could be explained by continued and repeated exposure to Jesus cummies making her immortalGold experiance's ability to create life seems strangely similar to the miracles of Christ.

Assuming Nana had her initial family in her mid 20's and Shiggy wasn't conceived immediately and was found during a raid on AfO facilities with his true nature never being discovered as autistic as it seems the theory could be intact even with the newer informationThis would mean that Izuku and Shiggy would both be sons of Jesus if Giorno Giovonna logic is in play

>>3520491
>>3520458

What the actual fuck did I just read.

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>>3520548
This picture sums it up. Also, we need to proc Bakugo into pyromancy so he can learn flash sweat.

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>>3520458
>>3520491
This is a picture of a regular human brain with no exposure to Stand Quest Requiem

>>3520458
>>3520491
This is why I love Stand Quest Requiem, and I hope STANDO takes some inspiration from this.

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>>3520594
And this is an image of the human brain after repeated and continuous use of Stand Quest Requiem. SQR, not even once.

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>>3520458
>>3520491
ITT Anon creates the Autismverse, where everything supernatural is explained by JoJo logic and human stupidity is an inter-dimensional force of nature

>>3520596
Stand Quest Requiem is 1% game 776% autism accelerator.

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>>3520693
By the end of this thread 555% of that accelerated autism will be used to praise best girl

>>3520693
Only 776%? Those are rookie numbers. We've got to pump those numbers up.

On a completely unrelated note:
Would Izuku play WH40K? And if so, what faction?

>>3520850
>guard or necron

>>3521056

>Implying Izuke wouldn't run an army of custom conversion muscle girl SoB

>>3519732
This >>3520150

>>3520850
He actually plays 30k and mains Alpha Legion

>>3519732
Supporting >>3520150

>>3520850
He, starts with a feral world SoB army which he than disposes of and replaces with Alpha Legion after Mina talks about starting a Tyrannid army.

>>3521080
>>3521112
>Izuku mains The Alpha Legion
>The Alpha Legion's Primarch is Alpharius, a secretive twin.
>The Alpha Legion is a traitor legion and follow the will of chaos.
>The Alpha Legion are superhumans who prefer stealth and tatic.
>Little is know of them.

It's like they were hand-made for Izuku.

>>3521137
If you dig a little further you can actually find a bit of lore suggesting that they are actually crypto loyalists being who are acting on multiple sides in several theaters of war as part of one grand obscenely autistic scheme to preserve the Imperium. Plus anonymity is a huge thing in the Alpha legion as each and every marine claims to be Alpharius.

>>3519757
>>3519758
>>3519763
>>3519778
>>3519788
>>3520004
>>3520086

Read a random book you may or may not have

>>3521165

You rise from your seat, beginning to walk towards your bed and the small bookshelf you had underneath it before you come to realize that you have to be within 2 meters of your computer in order for King Crimson to affect the world. Darn. And you had a whole collection you still hadn't fully gone through. With a sigh, you make your way back to your desk, sitting down as pick up a random book that was probably laying around your desk.

It's title: 'Meta Liberation War'. When the fuck did you get this book, and how the fuck did you get it? Maybe it was Yamikumo, but as far as you know, that part of you has fully merged with you for a while now. Suppressed memories resurface as you remember when you got it. It was back then, earlier in the Summer when you went out with Kacchan, just hanging out and analyzing random people's quirks. So far, Muties seem to have it the worst in your personal opinion. But that doesn't matter. You went into a local bookstore that happened to have a reprint of the book.

As your unfortunate tendencies weren't as suppressed then as they are now, you almost immediately bought the book in order to find out just what caused Destro to go onto his autistic spree of terrorism and general nation fighting, like some sort of quirk-based Al-Qaeda. You were disappointed by it's contents, to say the least, as Destro, supervillain he may be had perhaps one of the most boring ideologies that have ever come to being in this time of superheroism and supervillainy. Mainly the liberation of 'meta abilities', and the assertion that they were a human right.

Reading it over once more, you have come to the conclusion that Destro's term 'Meta Ability' is as stupid as his mask is. It would have been cool had he covered up his face, but no, he had to look like some bastard child between nobility and Che Guevera. You don't even know who Che Guevera is, other than the fact that he was a communist.

Needless to say, you still have some time before King Crimson finishes, even as you can clearly see the program coming into shape rather nicely.

What will you do?

>Look over your quirk analysis journals

>Open up your secret journal and document some new things you have learned about King Crimson

>Check the time

>(Write-In)

>>3521201
>Check the time
What a suspecious option. . .

>>3521201
>Check the time
TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPIN
SLIPPIN
SLIPPIN
INTO THE FUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUURE

>>3521201
>Check the time
Speaking of Yamikumo, we established that we finessed his Stand(?) when we were molding him in the mindscape, at least before he got Pearl Jam'd back into the Boss. Did we ever figure out what exactly we obtained from him, or if we still have it anymore?

>>3521201
>Check the time

>>3521201
>>Check the time
Suspicious...

>>3521201
>Check the time

>>3521201
>Check the time
WHAT
H H
A A
T T

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>>3521201
>>Check the time

>>3521201
>Check the time
WHAT AN INTERESTING OPTION

>>3521215
>>3521230
>>3521231
>>3521278
>>3521285
>>3521291
>>3521298
>>3521339
>>3521356

Check the time

>>3521365
What do you think is going on with the clock right now? I'm thinking 3 major possibilities.
>#1 A shit ton of time has passed because KC has unlocked the ability to make large time skips if he spends a several minutes in a non-stressful situation charging
>#2 The clock has frozen in place and we can't move, someone on earth has used THE WORLD's time freeze for the first time and we can notice it because our stand is time related
>#3 The clock is going faster and faster, some crazy fuck has achieved heaven before we did

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>>3521365

Spinning around in your chair, your eyes catch a glimpse of your clock's face. Now that you think about it, you don't really know how much time has passed since King Crimson began its work. You're worried that you may have missed lunch, and that Mom would barge in and see what your doing. As you stop spinning, facing the clock, you read the time.

"12:33 PM." You mumble, before turning to King Crimson as it rapidly typed out line after line of code. The Desktop's clock reads as 11:33 AM. Something's not right. You quickly get up from your chair, looking around your room with as much detail as you can try to make out from your restricted position. You resort to crawling around your chair, making sure to be no more than 2 meters away from it as you slink around your desk and working area.

Nothing. For a moment, you think that your paranoia is acting up again. With a huff, you get up feeling a bit of indignation at your own paranoia. Only for you to slowly turn around and face your computer screen. Wait a minute. There's something strange on your screen. There's a border at the edge of your desktop screen, as if there was another program that was active and it was projecting your own screen for some reason. It almost resembles one of those Virtual Devices that were made, a new system that did not connect to the actual main system.

Your desktop's screen flashes, glitching as green ones and zeroes rapidly float around your screen in an odd circular, whirlpool-like pattern. Suddenly, a black clad hand with a pattern much like that of a keyboard's erupts from the screen. This is!? Before you can even will it, the hand grabs onto you with immense strength, pulling both you and King Crimson into your desktop.

The world turns a dull sepia for but a moment, before it rapidly begins to flash various snippets of light blue, maroon and red, all pooling together, forming a simple four leaf clover. You slam into this clover, King Crimson trying to desperately grab at anything, everything falling down.


You awaken to the unfamiliar sight of a museum, the dark fuzzy floor feeling cold, yet sticking to your bare feet. Slowly rising from the ground, King Crimson manifests from you. The exhibit room you seem to be in is completely white and dark on top of it, the only motes of light coming from the doors leading out of it and the actual exhibitions.

What just happened?

>Try to calm yourself by taking a look at the items on exhibit

>Try to exit the room

>Ask King Crimson for advice

>(Write-In)

>>3521457
>"KC what did you do?"
>Look around suspiciously for enemy stand users
>"WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT ME HERE!! SHOW YOURSELF ASSHOLE!!!"

>>3521457
An enemy Stand that can hijack tech and use it like the Matrix? This is not anyone from canon JoJo... Somebody new...
>Try to calm yourself by taking a look at the items on exhibit
>Try to get a sense of your senses. A virtual reality? Can you exert some will to reality warp like a lucid dream?

>>3521457
>>Warn whoever just kidnapped you they have one chance to surrender and return you home peacefully. If they refuse then when you find them you’ll break their bones until they agree.

>>3521457
>Try to calm yourself by taking a look at the items on exhibit
>Have KC be on guard and gather information on our surrounding area

>>3521457
This >>3521469

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>>3521457
This but try to see if this is even real >>3521469
Meanwhile in Midoriya's brain https://youtu.be/g5UdJn1-xFA

>>3521457
>Take a quick glance at the exhibits to get an idea of where exactly you are, what language is on them
>"WHO ARE YOU, WHY DID YOU KIDNAP ME AND HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!"
This is not the time for looking at art, this is the time for panicking and trying to understand what is going on

>>3521457
>>3521469
>>3521572
These 2

>>3521457
>Try to find out where the fuck you are
>Ask questions loudly like an angry boi
WHAT IS HAPPENING, WHERE ARE WE, I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWW!!!!!

>>3521457
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3521457
Fucking enemy stand users man. You're just minding your own business when some jackass drags you into an alternate reality.

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We are experiencing a massive surge of blessed posts on /a/,we just got a anti-Toga post that got trip 5's all on a day that is a pure multiple of 5, this is a sign of incredibly blessed events to come on the 25th prepare yourselves.

>>3521457
>Try to calm yourself by taking a look at the items on exhibit

>Pay close attention to detail, see If anything changes as you look and move.

>If you've been grabbed by an enemy stand but haven't been finished off, there's clearly either or a point to keeping you alive, or some condition Is not met for the enemy stand yet to do away with you. Keep sharp.

>>3521764
This. Remember your training Midoria!

>>3521764
Changing my vote to this, Autism comes in beatings.

>>3521764
Add this to my vote

>>3521457
Changing from >>3521471 to >>3521764
Fuck reaction autism, this Izuku absorbed Yamikumo plus got through one buffed fusion of Soft Machine and Black Sabbath without losing a life or seeing the deflation shadow extension ability.

Autism will lessen or condense as character develops.

>>3521802
Hopefully, we can condense it into our very own United States of Smash. Scontro Italiano!

Sorry, its getting late. Vote will be open until 4 PM PST.

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Wait-
>Suddenly, a black clad hand with a pattern much like that of a keyboard's erupts from the screen.
「REMOTE ROMANCE」

>>3521839
Remote Romance's ability isn't anything like dragging people into a museum through their monitors. And besides, the initial user is dead and it's just stuck on the web.

Right?

>>3521849
Well not if it's Post-Reset Remote Romance
it could be a Killer Queen situation here

>>3521849
>xRemote Romance (リモートロマンス, Rimōto Romansu) is a Stand designed by Hirohiko Araki for the JoJo Exhibition 2012. Its purpose was to promote the art exhibition via internet live-streaming.
>On select nights during the exhibition's residence, Remote Romance would "appear" in the gallery and wander the gallery, looking at pieces of artwork while under the "control" of users who accessed the gallery's live stream on Google+W, with the Stand's point of view fed into the live stream as well as simultaneous feeds of the Stand being followed around the gallery and of people who logged in to "control" the Stand.

>Izuku is inside a virtual art museum RIGHT NOW
>Izuku got grabbed by a gauntlet arm with the exact design
We Remote Romance people.

>>3521764
This man makes sense, Follow his lead.

>>3521835
Damn it stando we don't pay you to be late.

>>3521478
>>3521764
>>3521774
>>3521790
>>3521802

Calm yourself down, Autism will not help you now. Looking at this nice art should also give you vital details about this museum.

>>3523099

Everything sense that you have in you, primitive or no screams danger. That you shouldn't be here. You begin to sweat, your eyes dilating as panic begins to flow through you. King Crimson floats by your side, closer than it usually floats for this reason. You want to scream at the stand, to ask questions, such as "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BRING ME HERE? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ME?" But you remember your impromptu lessons on how to be a good Mafia Don when King Crimson didn't really know of your dream.

You have to calm down. As you look around, the exhibitions seem to become more clear to you. There are several exhibits out and about in this room, each one a beacon of white light, a glass container filled with something that you just can't make out. There are of course the exits of the room, which presumably lead to the other exhibits seen throughout the Museum.

Making up your mind, you begin to approach the small somewhat awkwardly spaced cluster of art, passing onto a pale cool floor that slightly sticks to the sweat of your bare feet. You come to realize that you're still in your home clothes, and that the Museum has air conditioning. It's comfortable too, neither too cold nor is it too hot. Weird. It's almost unnaturally balanced.

As you step further into the expanse of pale flooring, the exhibits begin to show. They are numbered, and presumably have names if you approach them. For some odd reason, you just can't make out the general outline of whatever art was in those clear glass cells. If it's still this blurry when you come closer, you'll deem this museum to be shit, something that King Crimson agrees with.

The question being... Which Exhibit do you approach?

>Exhibit #1: Unseen Village

>Exhibit #2: Russian Mountain Pass

>Exhibit #3: Pythagorean Cells

>Exhibit #4: 3rd Artwork

>>3523113
>Exhibit #4: 3rd Artwork
Not everyday you can see quality sculpture.

>>3523113
>Exhibit #1: Unseen Village
Let’s go down chronological order

>>3523113
>Exhibit #4: 3rd Artwork
>Start singing That's Amore

>>3523113
>>Exhibit #1: Unseen Village
We going to Yahar’gul

>>3523113
>>Exhibit #2: Russian Mountain Pass

>>3523113
>Exhibit #1: Unseen Village
Time to bathe the world in crimson

>>3523113
>Exhibit #1: Unseen Village
>Active epitaph for good measure
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

>>3523187
Epitaph Is Always The Answer.

>>3523206
Our Epitaph in the present means it isnt in the future

>>3523187
Supporting

>>3523124
>>3523144
>>3523169
>>3523187
>>3523206
>>3523306
>>3523256
Exhibit #1: Unseen Village

>>3523311

Exhibit #1: Unseen Village. That title is curious, to say the least. Which is why you've decided that this exhibit would be the first one you'd visit. It's also considered to be the very first exhibit, at least by this unknown and empty Museum, which helps your case. You slowly make your way to the Exhibit's casing as the insides become more visible. You see the brief outline of what appears to be a series of almost identical little cubes, each one engraved with even smaller squares that haphazardly dot the surface.

Epitaph shows nothing.

The entire artwork is uncolored, and it seems to contain a base that's either made of clay or some sort of soft polymer, maybe sand. Just looking at it makes you feel uncomfortable for some odd reason, as you turn away from it. It's just too uniform. Too boring. Almost as if it were modern art. Is this a modern art museum? No, even modern art is better than this. Whatever it is, it's probably postmodern. Either that or post postmodern. Quirk based art is either weird or stupid at times.

Turning away, you begin to walk back to the walkway. After internally venting about art, which is a topic that you barely even have any knowledge of, due to your admiration of All Might and heroes taking up your interest. There are still other exhibits that you can look at, but you feel calm enough to explore the rest of the museum.


What will you do?

>Explore the rest of the Museum

>Continue looking at the exhibits here

>>3523350
>Continue looking at the exhibits here

>>3523350
>>Explore the rest of the Museum
>>"I really hope whoever kidnapped has better taste in art then the post modern crap that was in that first exhibit."

>>3523350
This guy just doesn't seem to know how to make a decent stand battle. Solid open with dragging us through our computer but the location leaves much to be desired, as there haven't seen any gross violations of the laws of physics since we arrived. Nothings even tried to kill us yet, not even a little bit! 2/5

>>3523350
> Explore the Meuseum.
> Openly critize everything. How dare them engage you in a stand battle and not even have the decency to make it interesting.

>>3523350
>Explore the rest of the Museum
>Criticize the """"""""""art""""""""""

>>3523350
>Explore the rest of the Museum
>Go directly to the 3D art, even if it's postmodern garbage at least it will be better than some of the literally blank canvases in this room.

>>3523350
>Explore the rest of the Museum

Somehow I doubt Stando would hinge success on checking every exhibit, especially when they were so boring.

We do have a clue though. Balance. Uniformity. Multiple hints have been dropped about that theme. Keep It In mind.

>>3523350
>Criticize the (((art)))
>go directly to the 3d

>>3523350
>Explore the rest of the Museum
>Criticize the (((art)))
>go directly to the 3d

>>3523366
>>3523408
>>3523417
>>3523422
>>3523425
>>3523443
>>3523448

Explore the rest of the Museum, Criticize the 'Art'

>>3523466

Whatever it is, this Museum's pretty garbage. King Crimson readily agrees with you, as it manifests from you. You begin to rant about the quality of the '''art''' that the Museum espoused, walking towards the two doors that connected to this somewhat weird and mostly post modern exhibition room. No matter how bad the art was, you do have to admit that you're impressed with it's theme of uniformity. Even the very air, thanks to the air conditioner was as uniform and balanced as the art on display was. Now that you stand in front of the two doors, still dressed in your home clothing with your feet completely bare, you find out that of course something wouldn't be quite right with the doors.

They're both exactly the same. Not only is their shape, which is octagonal the exact same, but their color, width and even the very light coming from them is the same. Not even King Crimson could find difference between the two doors, which seem to be mirrored. But as King Crimson reaches out for one of the doors while you do the same, Epitaph active, nothing happens. Not with Epitaph, nor with the two of you, as the doors are completely solid. There's no knob, only a vaguely strange knob which resembles a lampshade.

You open one of the doors, only to find that it leads to a much larger room that's seemingly filled with a variety of different mannequins, each one performing an action, as if they were common people doing their common business in an idyllic situation. If not for the fact that every action that they partook in was so utterly alien so as to make you almost scream. There was one mannequin which was somehow through another mannequin's torso, in spite of the fact that there were no seams or anything that would indicate that the statue was made like that.

Another mannequin had raised its hand, holding a bizarre picture of what appears to be a pair of two teeth covered in what you hope is coconut oil, to a crowd of mannequins that seem to be jeering at it. One mannequin in the crowd is even firing what appears to melted down kittens from its asshole. You have no idea how that even works.

What will you do?

>You've seen enough of this exhibit, close the door and read the sign

>Read the sign, run in

>Further explore this weird exhibit

>(Write-In)

>>3523485
>Read the sign, run in with epitaph on

>>3523485
>Read the sign

>>3523485
>Read the sign
I think this might have something to do with Paisley Parks not 100% sure though

>>3523485
> Read the sign, run with Epitath on
> Have King Crimson on the defensive
Is it just me or does it feel like STANDO is putting a lot of distance between us and UA

>>3523485
>Read the sign
Not reading signs kills

>>3523512
Nah man, this is horror movie vibes all over like Kira Manor. Plus Remote Romance seeing some use for a change.

>>3523518
No, I mean like STANDO has planned a ton of things to happen before the first day of UA or interacting with other characters. Is it because he doesn't like to write other chracters? Or does he want us to be an absolute mad chad when we get there?

>>3523485
> Read the sign, run with Epitath on
>Have King Crimson on the defensive


>>3523524
I doubt it, I think he went full autism and is biding his time so that he can finish extensive character notes for the entirety of class 1-A and 1-B, giving answers to questions that Hori would never answer, like, "who the fuck are Tetsutetsu's parents?" or "what are Hagkure's political stances like?"

>>3523505
>>3523507
>>3523508
>>3523512
>>3523513
>>3523559

Read the sign

>>3523524
>>3523559
>>3523577
>Requiem Bakugo jacks off onto action figures and has a waifu
>Mineta has a tech specialization that was never present before
>Mina is further down the fitness route for moth memes and to further differentiate her from the rest of the class
>Dubs
He has been expanding characters and hiding his power level the whole time. He doesn't want us to burn through everything he has planned for Bakugo, Bird and Grape while we have them isolated from the rest of the pack. Well done you sneaky bastard.

>>3523577

The first thing that comes to your mind is King Crimson's impromptu lesson about preparedness, a lecture that he randomly gave you when you were 7 years old one night, while you were in the middle of sleeping and having a dream about being a hero. You still remember exactly what happened in that night. To make sure that there isn't a repeat of that, you slowly close the door, looking upwards at the two doors. There are signs on the very top of the doors, each one the exact same as you had expected.

The signs title this bizarre art exhibit as "Random." Seems to fit, seeing as everything inside is completely chaotic, with almost no whim or reason to the actions that the mannequins within that room partook in. Still, there's more of the Museum to explore if you think about it. There's almost something calling for you in that room, beckoning you to go into it and see the chaos within.

Will you answer the call?

>Yes

>No

>>3523612
>Yes
Our destiny has led us to garbage, someone has to be responsible for cleaning up said garbage and throwing it in the proper bin.

>>3523612

>Yes

>>3523612
>Yes

>>3523612
>YES

>>3523612
>Yes
What is the secret of this room?

>>3523612
>Yes
It's probably bait, but there has to be SOMETHING to this room that is useful to us. Probably a tidbit of knowledge arcane or otherwise.

Vote will be open until tomorrow at 4 PM pacific as usual, should be able to post more tomorrow.

>>3523612
>yes

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>>3523612
>Yes
I learned something new today when I reread the early chapters Our boy gonna be a president,he got 3 votes being a bitchboy who can sperg put every once and a while, can you imagine how many votes he'll get from only his pussy moistening chad aura, let alone the fact he was #1 on the entrance exam? With things like transfering the presidency being possible do you think he could give his extra unnecessary votes to Mina so she could be VP?

>>3524060
Bakugo, Tokoyami, Mineta, Uraraka and Ashido are definitely going to vote for us. With our position as president, our powerful stand, and our attractive looks no girl will be able to resists us!
Fuck, but will that be enough for the Anointed One? Is she easily swayed but such things? I don't think so.

>>3524060
>"alright class I forgot to mention we will be picking class president today."
>1-A begins having an autistic fit
>"You guys decide it among yourselves, they don't pay me enough to deal with this shit."
>Aizawa retreats into the comfort and peace of his sleeping bag to avoid the screams and whooping
>When he wakes up Izuku and Mina are drawing swastikas on the armbands denominating their new ranks
>"I have made a horrible mistake."

>>3524069
She saw Deku's abs and nearly passed out, she's definitely going to be gunning for Izuku Midoriya's divine lance or it's alternative title bestowed from the heavens by divine quads The 12 Incher The question is how badly she'll spill her spaghetti when she tries

>>3524388
>88
>Heaven eases our worries.

>>3524388
>"What quirk should I give my son?"
>"I don't want him to become a hero or take up the family business but at the same time I don't want him to be seen as a quirkless freak."
>"I got it!!!"
>"I'll give him a quirk that will be unrivaled by any like it in Japan"
>「GIANT PENIS」

>>3523626
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>>3523948
>>3524060
Answer the call

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>>3524388
I can't blame him for having trouble talking with girls. If he gets a boner unless he's wearing large baggy pants everyone will see it. The question then will be is she awestruck at the sheer size of that salami or mortified because the lass knows he wants to fuck her. Them digits though seriously that thread was nuts.

>>3524921

You feel the heavy draw of fate pulling you towards the room. That is what you'd say if you were King Crimson, but in reality, you're actually very interested in the unusual display that is held beyond those doors. The room it lead to was massive, almost as big as the entire campus of U.A from what little you had seen from your brief stay within that room.

Opening the door, you walk back into that vast expanse of mannequins performing god knows what on each other. As you step into this massive exhibit of different mannequins and different areas, each one as bizarre as the rest, the door behind you closes. It still opens, but it apparently closes fully by itself. Neat. As you walk deeper into this expanse of mannequins and dirty deeds being done dirt cheap, where will you go?

>To an exhibit that showcases three mannequins apparently arguing over a fallen piece of cod. The cod is made of a strange antique looking fabric

>A scene where there appears to be a crowd of mannequins that seem to be protesting something, followed by several mannequins slinking among the crowd, seemingly shoving their hands into the crowd's collective spine

>A scene that has twelve mannequins, each holding a simple word in English. From what you can make out, it seems to say "I eat John slim jim christ love dick LONDON eighteen rabbit gone"

>An exhibit that seems to showcase what appears to be a gigantic caricature of someone's bottom, surrounded by a group of mannequins posed as if they were disemboweled. The entire art work is surrounded by lamp shades

>A group of mannequins that seem to be beating up another mannequin, each mannequin holding an item that is increasingly inappropriate for the situation, starting with a spear and ending with what appears to be a whole lamp

>>3524961
>A group of mannequins that seem to be beating up another mannequin, each mannequin holding an item that is increasingly inappropriate for the situation, starting with a spear and ending with what appears to be a whole lamp
>Investigate both the spear and the lamp, this is a little bit too uncanny for you not to check

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>>3524961
>>3524966
>A group of mannequins that seem to be beating up another mannequin, each mannequin holding an item that is increasingly inappropriate for the situation, starting with a spear and ending with what appears to be a whole lamp
>Investigate both the spear and the lamp, this is a little bit too uncanny for you not to check

>>3524961
This >>3524966
Looks like we got some spares boys

>>3524961
>>3524966
Supporting

Here is what I think each of them are connected to

>Fish, miracle of christ, lump of cloth = potential corpse part, 3 men could be Johnny, Gryo, Valentine, though one of them could be a symbolic representation of the Catholic Church
>Protesting, hands in spine = Vampires
>John-Chan, Jesus, Rabbits = More info on the visions
>Sky butthole, group sucide ritual, shit ton of lamps = shit ton of lamps for future use but possible connection to malevolent elder god, dangerous pick
>Spear = 50% chance of free bonus stand spear and an un-alligned lamp safest choice

>>3524961
>A group of mannequins that seem to be beating up another mannequin, each mannequin holding an item that is increasingly inappropriate for the situation, starting with a spear and ending with what appears to be a whole lamp
>Investigate both the spear and the lamp, this is a little bit too uncanny for you not to check
What
How

>>3524961
>>3524966
Excuse me, WHAT?

>>3524966
>>3524971
>>3524974
>>3524992
>>3525014
>>3525086

Uncanny Exhibit

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>>3525095

Among all of the varied and bizarre exhibits found inside of this strange room, there are none that give you the chills like this one in particular. On a closer look, it appears to be a group of at least twelve mannequins, each one the exact same with various weapons and other inappropriate objects, ranging from a spear all the way to a whole, copper wire lamp. They all held these implements in a rather menacing manner at a crouching mannequin that appears to be covered with a dark brown varnish. The mannequin with the spear appears to be frozen in place with the spear head touching the dark brown mannequin's side.

To your disappointment, the weapons held by the mannequins are completely fake, being more a copper wire frame in the shape of the weapon rather than the actual weapon itself. The lamp has no lampshade, being a simple copper wire frame that seems to be bundled at around the bottom, ending in a wireframe of the bottom of the lamp. Before you can further be disappointed by this chilling coincidence, your thoughts are interrupted by a loud THUMP off in the distance. You see what appears to be a tall, almost luminescent figure floating eerily past the mannequins, knocking a few over which made this thumping noise.

You quickly hide behind one of the mannequins on display as it comes closer, the keyboard pattern on its hands noticeable to you. The screen on its face is lit with an eerie blue light, with what appears to be multiple green faced yet faceless people in different clothing appearing on the screen constantly. It's light briefly lights up your mannequin, showing your shadow among its own shadow. Yet, the Stand does not seem to notice, instead floating off into the distance. It seems to exit this exhibit using the other door, it closing after it.


What will you do?

>Chase after it

>Continue looking around this exhibit

>(Write-In)

>>3525119
>Chase after it

>>3525119
>Chase after it
>"Hey do you know where the exit is?"
There is no reason not to ask politely

>>3525119
>Chase after it

>>3525119
>Chase after it
>Ask about the exit to see if it reacts
Togafag just got btfo by tarot cards multiple times, it was good shit. So I decided to do a reading on what will happen with second contact with the anointed and I got inverse 4 of swords, the fool and 4 of pentacles. To spare more complex explanation on each card the general prophesy of this reading is that Deku is going to get mentally overwhelmed and really close to fucking it up but overall things start nicely and settle into a good stable foundation for what's to come.

>>3525119
>Chase after it
>"Hey do you know where the exit is?"

>They all held these implements in a rather menacing manner at a crouching mannequin that appears to be covered with a dark brown varnish. The mannequin with the spear appears to be frozen in place with the spear head touching the dark brown mannequin's side.
RIP Jesus
>The screen on its face is lit with an eerie blue light, with what appears to be multiple green faced yet faceless people in different clothing appearing on the screen constantly.
Remote Romance is controlled by greenskinned Anonymous, huh? If we can enter this place at any time, then that would be great. If not, then this ominous portent from this one exhibit is as good as any other. Wonder if us picking Unseen Village first will affect future events...

>>3525119
>Chase it
I think Deku has had enough modern art in one day

>>3525166
>Dubs
The prophecy is true
https://youtu.be/h3p_9-R_siI

>>3525119
>Chase after it
>Ask about the exit

>>3525166
Dubs and cards arent the only signs in the stars. There has been a massive upsurge in muscle girl and tomboy posting on /a/. Part of the reason voting has been a bit slow is because some retard asked the question "Which is gayer,Traps or Muscle Girls" and the boys have been fighting a pointless shitpost war instead of voting.

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>>3525166
It was truly magical to see it in motion.

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>>3525166
>>3525288
The more I see, read and hear of THE togafag, the more concerned yet equally intrigued I become. There's no way their life can end well with the way it's going, but seeing as there's no signs of stopping or slowing down, I'm not sure I want to see how it goes down.

>>3525123
>>3525126
>>3525147
>>3525166
>>3525169
>>3525198
>>3525252
CHASE it

>>3525340
It's like a real life Greek tragedy. Watching a lost soul plummet to ruin, every step pushing her closer to the predestination of fate.

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>>3525375

You reach out for it, calling for it to wait. But before the words even escape from your lips, the Stand has already vanished behind the other door, the door swinging closed with a silent whump. You need to know if it's friendly or if it's hostile. Without thinking, your legs start to move and you're running towards the door. However, the door seems to be growing further from you the closer you come to it, as if the room was stretching. The mannequins shake, clearly still rooted onto the floor through their base plate.

King Crimson suddenly manifests from you, as it grabs onto the door, slamming it open as the octagonal door flies off of its hinges, slamming into the floor. The metal frame of the door seems to have been warped from the force of King Crimson's fist. Without a word exchanged between you and it, your stand returns to your body, as you continue to chase the stand.

Eventually, you come across a bizarre, almost escher-like antechamber, the walls engraved with stairs that go in almost every single direction. The floor feels cold, and when you look down, you come to realize that the floor is in fact made of glass. It's suspended around at least 50 feet from the actual floor, which seems to lead into another world entirely, where the stairs go where they shouldn't go, and the laws of gravity seem to be suggestions. This room is confusing.

There, standing in the center of the room is the stand, which slowly turns to face you, its form floating menacingly in the air, the stand still floating in the air. It strikes a menacing pose, before its formerly blackened screen lights up, showing the various faces of green which somehow seem to be screaming in spite of the fact that they had no facial features. Whatever pretense of civility the stand formerly had has now vanished, the stand twitching wildly, its arms flying this way and that, back slouching then bending down before it stood straight once more.

What will you do?

>Try to say Hi?

>Shout "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

>Try to observe the stand and its movements

>(Write-In)

>>3525409
>Try to observe the stand and its movements

He who moves first dies first.

>>3525409
>Try to observe the stand and its movements
>Have KC and E on guard

>>3525409
>Observe him for a minute before approaching
>"Excuse me....sir? I have greatly enjoyed the exhibition but I kind of have some stuff to get ready for, you know, school, getting my website finished, tALkInG to A hOT AbS!!! FUUUUCK!!!. Do you per chance know how I could exit this fine establishment and return to my lodgings through whatever supernatural means I was taken here?"

>>3525409
Supporting >>3525423

>>3525409
This >>3525425
I'm sure the anons currently fucking with this stand online will recognize a man of culture.

>>3525409
>Have KC and E on guard
>Try to observe the stand and its movements for a minute before approaching
>"Excuse me....sir? I have greatly enjoyed the exhibition but I kind of have some stuff to get ready for, you know, school, getting my website finished, tALkInG to A hOT AbS!!! FUUUUCK!!!. Do you per chance know how I could exit this fine establishment and return to my lodgings through whatever supernatural means I was taken here?"

>>3525409
Supporting >>3525446
No harm in trying to talk it out

Sorry, getting late. Tomorrow, I should be able to set times and get this quest going a lot faster. Vote will be open until 4 PM Pacific tomorrow.

>>3525409
This >>3525446

>>3525409
>Have epitaph and KC on gaurd as you observe it's moments for a moment
>after looking at it for a bit approach it and ask about the exit, citing your need to prepare for school, the creation of 5 chan and your future conversation with a set of hot pink abs

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GUYS
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS
TWELVE FIGURES
TWELVE FACES

Do you think STANDO is using other KC songs and album artwork for the quest in the future? He used the knotwork pattern from Discipline and the Sun/Moon from Larks' Tongues in Aspic for the description of the Stand Spear already after I posted it in the thread back then. Who knows what other subtle references he has planned?

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>>3526113
http://www.45worlds.com/i/1d7299e96290c097e78
>The back cover (of the Discipline album) features the statement, "Discipline is never an end in itself, only a means to an end"
Sound familiar?

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>>3526113
>>3526120
It all makes sense now. Everything is all lining up with the visions. The number 12 now that I think about it was the intended number of seats on the court of the Crimson King(excluding Deku) even before this Jesus stuff began, that group size in particular bearing an awfully direct resemblance to the apostles and making even more bizarre similarities between our boy and Jesus. How deep does this lore hole go? Everything is connected, 12 Figures,12 apostles, 12 Corpse parts, 12 seats on the court, 12 inch penis EVERYTHING IS FUCKING 12. What madness is STANDO preparing for us when we get to U.A?

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>>3526174
>The work is called The 12 Archetypes or The 12 Faces of Humankind. The colour pictures were painted by Tammo De Jongh in 1967.

>The twelve faces in the picture are as follows:

>The Fool (Fire and Water): The laughing man with a wispy beard.
>The Actress (Water and Fire): The Egyptian girl with long pearl earrings and many pearl necklaces around her neck, she has tears in her eyes.
>The Observer (Air and Earth): A scientist type person with round spectacles pushed up above his brow, mostly bald head with white hair at the sides; his left hand is held up to his chin, he looks thoughtful.
>The Old Woman (Earth and Air): A woman with much wrinkled face wrapped up against the cold.
>The Warrior (Fire and Earth): A dark and powerful warrior's face in blacks and reds. He wears a steel helmet, broad square face, open mouth with square teeth and a full black beard.
>The Slave (Earth and Fire): A black African with large gold earrings and a ring through her nose; the lips are full and pink, the eyes half-closed, sultry and sensuous; the expression is warm and friendly.
>The Child (Water and Air): A picture of innocence; a girl with delicate sweet smile and butterfly shaped bows at each side in her long golden hair; her eyes are large and watery and she has a delicate sweet smile on her mouth. She wears a gold chain, on the end of which is a small golden key.
>The Patriarch (Air and Water): An old philosopher, with a long face and long white hair and long white beard and moustache; white bushy eyebrows; all around are shapes like flowers or snowflakes; the brow is furrowed upwards from the nose in a fan-like fashion.
>The Logician (Air and Fire): A scientist or wizard type man with long face, dark hair and long dark beard; he appears to hold a long stick or wand with his right hand and his left is held aloft and surrounded by stars.
>The Joker (Fire and Air): The picture in bright reds and yellows is of a smiling twinkle-eyed Harlequin with his typical gold-stuccoed, triangular hat.
>The Enchantress (Water and Earth): A sad girl with watery eyes ; her long dark hair is blown sideways across her face and brow from right to left.
>Mother Nature (Earth and Water): Lying asleep in the long grass; their face in silhouette is viewed from the left side and all around are the flowers and butterflies.

Really makes you think doesn't it?

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>>3525166
>>3525288
>>3525377
These digits were a sign for what has been revealed today, This new chapter will break Togafag

>>3526189
Which of the Twelve Archetypes is Izuku then?
Which of the Major Arcana is he?

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A vision of the future has been granted to us, sadly it is not of fortunate things. . .
The Togafag will find us and they will bring us to ruin.

>>3526316
Archetype: probably Patriarch or Logician
Arcana: possibly Emperor, decide for yourself here https://artplusmarketing.com/a-review-of-the-rider-waite-tarot-the-major-arcana-b5ef5f201b6d

>>3525409
This >>3525446

>>3526338
That is where you are wrong friend, it is Togafag that lies broken from this development. The heavens warned her of the devastation to come and urged her to get off 4chan and sever the connections that tied her to a fictional character(as per the tarot readings), but that warning was not heeded. In the end our connection to higher powers only allowed us to feel the tremors in the emphyrum before the tides of destiny rose into a mighty flood.

Look with your eyes anon, the truth was fortold before it even began >>3525288 >>3525377

>>3526415
Then my worries are for not. Simple nightmares.

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>>3526415
I did a reading on the state Togafag after the leaks and I got an the inverted 3 of wands an 8 of cups and an inverted Hierophant. The general gist of the reading is that Togafag is in the hospital for psychiatric reasons and is going completely fucking mental, they might be out of action longer than they were after the BakuToga spamming. My sides are in orbit, how can one fujo be so btfo by both the internet and god.

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>>3525409
This but add the word pink as an additional descriptor of the abs >>3525446

>Annons get together to autisticly theorize on subtle symbolism while discussing Tarot readings in relation to the tides of fate and Togafag
This is the wholsome autism I thought we had lost under a tide of madness. I haven't felt this way since thread 7. It feels great to be home.

>>3526611
>6611
Do not fret Anonymous, the good times have come to stay.

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>>3526611
Those blessed twin dubs speak to a truth greater than you could ever know. We had taken so much time accelerating towards autistic godhood that we had stopped taking time to enjoy the small things in life. It's great to be back.

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>>3526611

Try to talk it out while observing its movements

Sorry everyone, my mental health hasn't been doing so well as of lately. I'm going to just take a little break for a while. This update might take longer than expected.

>>3526673
Get some rest friend, you have earned it.

>>3526673
If you don't mind could share with us what's wrong? If not, then take the time to rest anyways.

>>3526673
Relax, go outside, get some air, drink some water, lay down and sleep. Do what you need to do

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>>3526673
If you want we are here for you bro. Take all the time you need.

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>>3526673
We all wish for you to feel better STANDO. Here, use this to restore your vitality.

>>3526673
Don't worry about us, focus on making sure you are okay. OH GOD DOES THIS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH TOGAFAG AND THE SPOILERS

>>3526673
Take care man, hope it goes well.

>>3526673
Don't push yourself too hard

>>3526860
Yo, hold the fuck up. Is it just me or does this resemble what Shoto and Ushi's future daughter could look like?

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WE DID IT BOYS THE MAGIC WORKED!!! TOGA IS TRIPLE DEAD!!!
https://youtu.be/0NPZS_gKOtM

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>>3527155
>Divine dubs
>Italian Music
>MS paint image
>Spider man which is Hori's favorite marvel character
>Spidey doing the ok sign in confirmation of the digits

>>3526654

Trying to talk things out has never hurt anyone, and seeing as this Stand is seemingly controlled by a large group of people, you can likely appeal to their senses. You take a step forward, steeling yourself in an attempt to not stutter and mess up this conversation, like you've done for the past several events.

"Excuse me... Sir?" Your heart sinks into your stomach, but you continue anyways. "I really liked this whole exhibition you've put on... But I kind of have some stuff to get ready for, y'know, school, getting my board finished-." You almost blurt out what you've really wanted to look at, but you manage to shut your mouth before you can say it. The Stand slowly shakes in place, probably without malicious intent.


"But do you know how I could exit this museum of fine art and return to my lodgings?" You finish. The stand only twitches, the number of faces flashing through the screen intensifies, each one the same, yet dressed in different attire. The R motif on its head becomes all the more obvious as it begins to rapidly shake its head, before it returned to its original position, floating still.


Roll 1d20, best of three

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3527216
OH BOY HERE WE GO GUYS
FINALLY SOME ACTUAL ROLLING

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>>3527222
>roll 1 instantly
>but also get trip 2s
I don't
what?

>>3527222
>Trips
>Nat 1
Deku begins begging to return home because he is horny as fuck an needs to get social skills so he can get himself a set of hot, pink, sweat covered abs

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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3527216
DON'T TELL ME THAT YOU WANT ME
>pic related

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3527216
Watch meh fix dis

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>Anons now speculating about the number 12 instead of 5
>Toga's fucking dead so only god knows what Togafag's gonna do now
>Musclegirl posting
>Nat 1 gets trips
I don't check the thread for one fucking day.

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>>3527244
>rolls 12
>gets 44

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>>3527222
This is no mere crit fail this is a divine trip ultra fail, this will result in literally the worst possible outcome
>Be me Mina Ashido
>I have spent the last week or so trying to get the image of chad midriff out of my mind
>Mina you fucking idiot you probably accidentally tripped him and that scared him off
>After finishing an entire box of protein bars decide to start browsing the dark web to distract myself from the lewd thoughts
>See some post about haunted online ghost museum
>Seemsnifty.jpg
>Log in to see webcam footage of this weird cloak guy
>It seems there is a waiting cue to control him
>Must be a robot or something
>The first person view shows that one anon is making him flail his arms around
>Then speak of the devil that boy I ran into shows up
>Mfw he is wearing a t-shirt and boxers
>Mfw his legs are like glorious pillars of marble shining in the light of the white room
>"Excuse me... sir"
>His voice sounds like an angel
>this lad is perfect
>suddenly I get a notification that I have control of the thing
>FUCK HOW DO I MAKE THIS THING WORK!!!!
>It just stays there and he gets increasingly worried
>"LOOK I'M SORRY MAN GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, I'M HORNY AS FUCK AND I NEED TO LEARN SOCIAL SKILLS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE IF I WANT TO GET A SET OF HOT, PINK,SWEATY ABS!!!!"
>The webcam connects just as he finishes his sentence
>I see the look of shock on his face right before I slam the computer shut with enough force to break it
>I have somehow managed to cuck myself for the 3rd time this month
>FUUUUUUUCK

>>3527222
Oh boy.

Writing.

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>>3527326

You try to keep your autism down, but it's too powerful. King Crimson almost immediately erupts from your form, a distinct look of panic that you haven't seen plastered over its face. Your fists clench, fingers turning white from the sheer strength of your grip.

"LOOK, I'M SORRY MAN BUT CAN YOU PLEASE GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE?! I'M FEELING BAD OKAY, AND I JUST NEED TO LEARN SOCIAL SKILLS AS FAST AS I POSSIBLY CAN SO I CAN BURY MY FACE INTO A SET OF HOT, PINK, SWEATY ABS!!!!!" You suddenly shout as you feel almost all of the air within your lungs suddenly erupt from your mouth to form this loud line of pure, unadulterated autism. The Stand only twitches in response, the series of faces on its screen beginning to suddenly flash forward, going through thousands, if not millions of different green skinned faceless faces within the span of a second.

It finally stops, the screen now showing only a single green skinned faceless entity that appears to be wearing a dark suit with a white dress shirt underneath. It even has a red tie. You'd like to think about it more, but the stand suddenly ceases to float, crashing onto the ground. Crawling savagely across the floor, it rapidly gets up to its feet, the screen glaring at you, showing this entity as it slowly raises its hand.

"OP IS A FAG!" A chorus of voices suddenly shout, as the Stand charges at you, one arm already outstretched to punch you.


What will you do?

>Use King Crimson to fend its blows off

>Use Epitaph in conjunction with Time Erasure to try and fight this stand

>Scream loudly while King Crimson fights it

>All of the above

>>3527343
>Use King Crimson to fend its blows off
>Use Epitaph in conjunction with Time Erasure to try and fight this stand

>>3527343
>All of the above
>"MUSCLE GIRLS ARE THE BEST BREAST FAGS!"

>>3527343
>Use time stutter to create dozens of Images in a single small space
>use those images to create several attacks with some of them being real and some not in order to create a malstrom of pain and confusion
>Scream Autisticly as you use this new technique
Was hoping the reveal of infinite probability would be more dramatic and flashy, but fuck it, a technique is pointless if you don't use it

>>3527343

>All of the above mother fucker

"FUCK YOU, YOU VIRGIN INTERNET TROLLS, JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A CHANCE AT THE GLORIOUS PARADISE THAT IS A FINE PAIR OF ABS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN FLIP YOUR SHIT LIKE THIS. I'M GONNA FUCKING STOMP A MUDHOLE IN YOUR ASS AND WALK IT DRY IF YOU DON'T LET ME OUT!"

>>3527343
>ALL OF THE ABOVE

>>3527343
>ALL OF THE ABOVE
>"YOU R9K FUCKFACES WALLOW IN SELF PITY, FOREVER REFUSING THE PATH TO NATTY THAT LIES BEFORE EVERY MAN"
>"I AQUIRED THESE GAINS THROUGH RAW STRENGTH OF WILL, WHILE YOU WASTED YOUR LIFE FAPPING TO THE INSTAGRAM WHORES YOU THROW YOUR BETA BUX AT I STUDIED THE SWOLE."
>"YOU FAGGOTS WILL LIVE AN ETERNITY LUSTING OVER SACKS OF FAT ROTING IN DUNGEONS WHILE I WILL BE BLASTING MY ALPHA SEED INTO THE PINNACLE OF FEMALES AND MAKING PROUD THE LEGACY OF MY ANCESTORS BY BREEDING WITH THAT WHICH CAN GIVE ME ONLY THE MOST POWERFUL OF SONS"
>"YOU THINK YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU MINDLESSLY CONSUME THE PRODUCTS OF CORPRATE AND POLITICAL DEGENERACY, HELD UP ON A PEDESTAL BY GREEDY MERCHANTS SEEKING TO WEAKEN YOUR BLOODLINES WITH INFERIOR STOCK."
>"You have spent generations cucking yourself with the unfit."
>"NOW DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

>>3527373
This is the most based thing deku could possibly say support

>>3527373

This man has succeeded in a beautiful expression of autistic rage I did not have the power level to conceive of, let alone express.

Support

>>3527343
This >>3527373
Absolutely based and muscle pilled

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>>3527373
Supporting

>>3527373
Make it so this stand dies slowly and painfully while Deku goves this speech.

Sorry, should be able to post much more tomorrow. 4 PM Pacific time as standard.

>>3527373
I know what I said about excessive amounts of autism but no Stand insults our fetish and gets away with it.
Supporting

>>3527373
Oh shit, this.

>>3527397
Cursed sanstus poster

>>3527373
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS

The Seven Page Beatdown is today.

>>3527373
Izuku Midoriya is usually a very calm and easygoing guy, he would try and save Dabi from a life of villainy even if he was trying to kill him. But if want to know at what point where his seemly infinite mercy would run out it would be to trap him in a shitty postmodern art museum when he was trying to prepare himself to talk to his wheyfu for the first time and then insult his taste in women. Then you are rightly fucked.

>>3528040
Heaven has ordained this anal annihilation

>>3528050
I'll be honest man, there is a time and place for autism. As a hilarious consequence of rolling a nat 1 and trips at the same time, I'm fine with this situation.

On another note, am I the only person who appreciates how STANDO depicts Remote Romance as twitchy and unstable due to being piloted by tens of thousands of anons?
>knocks mannequins over trying to navigate
>"Whatever pretense of civility the stand formerly had has now vanished, the stand twitching wildly, its arms flying this way and that, back slouching then bending down before it stood straight once more."
>"The Stand slowly shakes in place, probably without malicious intent."
>"The R motif on its head becomes all the more obvious as it begins to rapidly shake its head, before it returned to its original position, floating still."
>"but the stand suddenly ceases to float, crashing onto the ground. Crawling savagely across the floor, it rapidly gets up to its feet, the screen glaring at you, showing this entity as it slowly raises its hand."
Definitely almost like something from a horror game or movie.

>>3528086
He describes Remote Romance like a drunk AI or a glitched out NPC, and I like that.

Hey guys, just a thought:

>Remote Romance is controlled by thousands of people, that means they're its users.
>Stand users and Stands share damage
>Mina could be tuning into RR right now watching us, making her a user too

If we hurt RR then we could be hurting or even killing thousands of normal people, possibly including the anointed wheyfu. Maybe let's not KC SMASH right away?

>>3528757
It has remote in the name, remote stands like black sabbath and highway star don't impart damage onto the user

>>3528757
I wouldn't worry too much, the damage should be divided among the users so it'll be mimimal.

>>3528757
Nah it's a Notorious B.I.G. type deal. Notorious hacker Dixie Flatline (from Neuromancer by William Gibson) was the original user of Remote Romance, but he got braindeaded in a hack gone wrong - but according to JoJo lore, Remote Romance still exists in the system. As with the Hirohiko Araki JoJo Exhibition 2012 streams, Remote Romance is here in a virtual art gallery space.

>>3528757
Stand damage transfer is caused by a stand's connection to the user's soul. Since RR is only connected to a website the absolute worst case scenario is that some computers break.

>>3527343
This >>3527373
But also incopearate elements of >>3519761 and >>3519807 to make a proper mid beating speech on the undeniable superiority of musclegirls in the vain of something like this https://youtu.be/LmWQd8zhEg4

>>3528985
Supporting this. The speech needs to acknowledge that fit girls are a miracle of the universe and deserve love and happiness.

>>3527343
Adding these >>3528985 >>3529221
We can't just talk about how godly our taste is, we have to explain to every swole deficient, low test manlet exactly why muscle girls are the best

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All out beatdown