>>3517215
>I'm not entirely sure if my boss would like that...

>>3517215
>Sure. I don't see why not

>>3517215
You got an archive I can catch up through?

>>3517238
Yes.
Here you go:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Dragon+Ball%3A+Human+Quest+Super

>>3517215
>Sure. I don't see why not
>Fair warning. If you get in a fight there your likely to be a stain on the floor soon after.

Okay. Not gonna wait any longer for votes.
Looks like we get another hyooman hanging out at your planet. At least for a while

>writing

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You look over at him and start questioning his judgment.
"You sure about that?
I mean I'm not against the idea buuut...
Piss off the wrong guy there and you'll likely be a stain on the floor soon after."

"Yeah yeah-"

"No. I'm serious. Do not under ANY circumstances pick a fight with anyone.
And ESPECIALLY not the boss man itself! You'd do well if you remembered that."

"Purple cat-person, right?"
You nod.
"Gotcha."

After making sure to explain things to Sam you waited for everybody to wake up.
Meanwhile you had a little chat with your old friend.

"So... it won't be an issue if you just disappear for a while?"

"Nah. Don't got a job yet. And don't want to either.
I just became a free man. I want to enjoy it a bit first."

"Cool."
You turn your attention back to the TV just as the news pop on. In it you see a familiar figure who seems to have made his way back to Earth.
"Shit... Cabba."

"You know him?"

"Yeah. Worked together a few times.
Since when did he become a public figure like that?"

"The media got wind of the President regularly meeting with xenos.
They had no choice but to show him to the world.
Strange... You'd think after Frost people would have an issue with aliens..."

"Probably because he looks relatively human."

"Relatively?
If I didn't know they are giant monkeys I wouldn't believe they are aliens."

"Trust me after a while you start noticing the differences.
What's annoying is that they don't. Because us puny humans don't wander the stars yet."

"Makes sense."

Just as you are done with that you hear the door to your old room opening and three sleepy children walk out, rubbing their eyes.
"Good morning!"
You greet them.

"Mornin'...
YAAAAWN!"

"What's wrong? Not sleeping well?"

"We stayed up with... that person."
Sam grins.
"It was exhausting."

"Yeah he does have that effect.
Come, sit down! I'll make you some hot cocoa."

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After serving the kids some hot drinks the girls wake up as well, having smelled the sugary goodness.
And once everybody had their fills you had them all get prepped for the travel.
The only question was... how?

It could be easy to give Cabba a call but... fuck that guy.
Vados might be available but much like with the Supreme Kai you don't want to impose much on them.
So you decide to try something potentially futile and dumb.

Extending your hands and throwing out the devils horns you start making circular motions with your hand in an attempt to create a portal leading to Champas.
But try as you might you can't do it, the distance is simply too great.
Sam doesn't know what to make of this.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm concentrating so shut up!
But it's not working."

"Why not try going for your planet?"
Caulifla asks you.

"His wha-"

That... is not a bad idea actually.
Changing destinations slightly you attempt to lock onto the tiny planet which is supposed to be "yours" and lo and behold the portal opens.
"Huh... it worked."

Motioning to the wormhole you ask everybody to pass on through.
They all oblige, except Sam who is VERY reluctant.
"Go on."

"I don't know man! This is not a Transporter, right?
It doesn't rip me to atoms, right?"

"No. It's a fold in space with a hole punctured through.
I use it often so come on!"
With a pat on the back you shove him through and as he passes over the event horizon he screams incoherently.

Stepping through you spot your friend kneeling on the ground, covering his head and screaming incoherently much to the confusion of everyone present.
Looking around you see the guys from Universe 9 gathering around to look at the man making a ruckus.
"Oh hey guys! I see you moved in already!"

"Indeed."
Hyssop answers.
"Lady Vados was kind enough to inform us."

Hearing new voices Sam finally looks up and spots the truly alien looking guys.
Standing up he nervously cleans himself before throwing himself before Hop and kneeling down in front of her.
"Oh almighty god! I bow before your greatness!
Please don't smite your humble servant!"

While Hop does NOT know how to handle this, the others are having quite a great time as they giggle quietly.
Looks like Sam didn't get it after all.

>Pat him on the shoulder and inform him
>Leave him be. This is too funny
>Other?

>>3517320
>Leave him be. This is too funny
This is what a real friend would do

>>3517320
Lmao, you idiot.

>Pat him on the shoulder and inform him
"Wrong cat god. And grovel less next time."

If only Hop looked like she was amused rather than shocked I'd let her have this.

>>3517320
>>Pat him on the shoulder and inform him

>>3517327
Support

>>3517320
>Try to contain laughter. Fail.

>>3517327
>this

>>3517320
>Try to contain laughter. Fail.
>Pat him on the shoulder and inform him

>>3517327
Support. Introduce him to the adopted family.

>>3517327
Pretty sure Hop ain't a god.

Well that's mighty kind of you.

>writing

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You try your best to suppress your laughter, you really do. But this is just too much.
With your barely contained laughter turning into a full on mad cackle you approach the poor fool and tap him on the shoulder.

"You can worship her all you like. I won't judge.
But that's the wrong cat."

He looks up in confusion.
"Wha-"

"And grovel less next time. It makes us look bad.
Just a bow will suffice."

Not sure how to react to that Sam just stares at you in dumb confusion while Sorrel begins to tease her friend.
"Hop got an admirer~!"

"Grrrrrr! Shut up!"

"So that's not the... purple cat person?"

"No. And just to be clear you're looking for a fat catman.
Not a catgirl."

"Oh..."
He looks up at Hop and nervously wiggles his fingers at her as he's unable to wave properly from the embarrassment.
"H-hey! I'm uh..."

"He's Sam.
An Earthling like me."

The crowd starts to whistle and let out many impressed sounding "Oooooh"s.
You are quick to correct them.
"No, he's not as buff as I am.
In fact he's the weakest person on this planet right now."

"Aaaaah...."

"So please be nice with him. He's fragile."
Then you turn over to Sam.
"And Sam... These are Hyssop, Hop and Sorrel. Those behind are Hyssops wife and son.
As you can see they are aliens."
You stop there. He doesn't need that extra information about them being from another universe.
It'll be hard enough to process as is.

"H-Hey! It's really nice to meet'cha!"

"Greetings. Make sure you feel at home.
Any friend of Eric is a friend of ours."
Hyssop shakes his hand.

"Wow!
I'm making first contact with an alien!"

*ahem*
You cough.

"S-Sorry. Second contact!
But I'm glad my dumb friend made a good first impression!"

"We are deeply indebted to him.
He saved us from certain doom."

"What?"

As the big ice man continues to exchange pleasantries with the little human Sorrel and Hop approach you.
"Hey hey! We got you a present!"
The excited bunny starts dragging you away.
"Come come!"

They lead you a bit away from the crowd and you get to see the planet for yourself.
It is lush and green, much like Champas own but with actual green plants as opposed to the ones with that blueish hue.
Just from a quick look it's obvious that it's a very fertile land. Thanks Vados.

But that's not the gift, oh no.
You spot something that stands out and it becomes immediately obvious what they did.
"TA-DA!
We built you a house!"
Sorrel says with pride.

And what a house it is.
A rather sizable log house which could make any mountain man shed manly tears of joy just by looking at it.
Stepping inside you see that the place has been fully fitted with everything necessary. A fully functional bathroom and a kitchen, bedrooms both for you and the Tuffles, the latter one equipped with bunkbeds and an impressive living room.
And to top it all off a fresh wood smell permeated the entire thing.

"This is... incredible!"

"You better appreciate it."
Hop responds.
"I chipped a nail cutting the logs."

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Walking inside you try to take it all in when you suddenly feel something.
A new, unknown presence can be felt approaching your planet slowly.
"Do... you guys expect any visitors?"

"No!"

Rushing out you look up at the sky to spot a small dot making its way to you.
Once close enough the figure becomes visible but their appearance is obscured by some sort of a robe.
They land in front of you as a crowd gathers around you and you get to see that... they are actually rather tiny.
They barely even reach up to your kneecaps.

They raise a hand and speak in a voice that used to be feminine but clearly the years have taken a toll on her vocal cords.
"Please... lower your hands... I come in peace!"

>Hear the stranger out
>You have about five seconds to leave!
>Other?

>>3517440
>Hear the stranger out

>>3517440
>hear stranger out

>>3517440
>>Hear the stranger out
>>Okay, obviously this is important for you if your willing to land next to The God Of Destruction's planet, but why my and not him?

>>3517440
>>Hear the stranger out

>>3517446
>>Hear the stranger out
Support

>>3517446
Support

>>3517440
>>Hear the stranger out

>>3517440
>Hear the stranger out

>>3517446
Supporting sheep

>>3517440
>>3517446
Supporting

>>3517440
Is this Earth's Guardian?

>>3517469
Earth has no guardian. Yet

Anyways that's a pretty one sided vote.
But it may not stay that for long

>writing

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You consider accepting the request of this old lady but something bugs you about her and her sudden appearance.
"Okay, obviously this is important for you if your willing to land next to The God Of Destruction's planet, but why my and not him?
And just how did you get here for that matter? I was under the impression this place isn't the most accessible."

"Worry not... I will explain everything and it'll all make sense soon enough.
But for now... let's just say that... it's not wise to ask anything from a destroyer which isn't... destroying things."
She then pulls her cowl back to reveal a sort of fish person.

Quite unlike the guy from Universe 9 who looked like the creature from the black lagoon and more like an actual cross between a fish and a person but heavily leaning towards fish.
And your guess was correct as even through her alien physiology her age is showing.
Her skin though covered in scales is saggy and her soft underside is adorned by layers upon layers of wrinkles.
Her eyes are sunken and carry large bags under them.

As her webbed hands are lowered you see them shake violently.
"I... come from Planet Kanassa... and my planet is in grave danger...
I've come... to request your aid... mighty warrior."

She looks out of breath and heaving greatly, must be another effect of her advanced age.
And at least that does make some sense. You wouldn't ask Champa with something like that either.

>Okay. But how do you know about me?
>Who is this guy that's threatening you?
>You didn't answer me... How did you get here?
>Say no more! I'll help!
>Other?

Finally!
I've been trying to post for the past ten minutes or so!
Fucking Captcha can suck my nuts

>>3517480
I know your pain.
I've been trying to mention how I figured earth didn't have guardian due to the whole nuking it's self.

>>3517477
>>Okay. But how do you know about me?

>>3517477
>>Okay. But how do you know about me?
>>Who is this guy that's threatening you?
>>You didn't answer me... How did you get here?

How did she know we were HERE, next to Champa's planet, when even though we killed Frost, our relationship with said GoD is basically unknown outside of our inner circle?

Who's threatening them?

And how in the fuck did she get here by herself when the GoD's Planet is like...in the center of their universe?

>>3517477
>>3517488
This

>>3517477
>Who is this guy that's threatening you?

OOC im pretty sure these are those future sight aliens that Bardock and his crew merc'd

>>3517485
Same. Was trying to make a joke of forcing Sam in guardian school! The ishues killed the enthusiasm tho.

>>Okay. But how do you know about me?
>>Who is this guy that's threatening you?
>>You didn't answer me... How did you get here?

Hmmmm... I was thinking about waiting for a bit longer until the chan stops shitting the bed.
But I think this is still not a crucial part.
So I'll get to writing
But if anything rolls in in the meantime I might consider adding it

>writing

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This whole thing seems... suspicious to you.
"Okay I kinda get why you need me now.
Still doesn't explain how you knew about me, me being here or my affiliation with Champa!"

"Like I said... It'll all make sense soon.
My people bear a great gift. And with it we knew about our incoming doom... and our salvation."
She takes a deep breath.
"You see, us Kanassans we... we... WE CAN SEE DA FUUUUTURE!"
*ahem*
"Sorry... Don't know where that came from."

Ah. Now you understand... even less.

"We foresaw the destruction of our planet. But also who could... save it. You.
I saw where I'd find you in the future, how I could get to you and how to avoid the detection of the Gods.
For it's predetermined that I'd seek you out."

"Okay. Let's say I believe that.
Doesn't that mean I don't really have a choice in the matter?
You know what I'll say anyway."

"It doesn't work like that...
Those privy to the future are often... liable to altering it.
Or worse yet, bring it to fruition when they want nothing more than to avoid it."

You nod. That does seem to fit with what you've seen in movies. And so far the universe seems to have more in common with fiction rather than logic and reason.
"Okay... Who are we talking about? Some big tyrant?"
You crack your knuckles.
"Didn't realize it's Tuesday already."

"Not... quite."

"Hmmm?"

"The man threatening Kanassa is called... Rime.
You should be... acquainted with him."

"What? I've never heard of the guy.
Who is he?"

"The father of the one named Frost..."

>>3517615
>The father of the one named Frost..."

>aw shit here we go again

>>3517615
Ahhhhhh. So Universe 6 King Cold. And we haven't done any training with Vados yet.

WHELP. THIS IS GUNNA BE FUN.

Hearing that name causes something to... snap in you.
Your bloodpressure skyrockets and you feel the veins in your eyes struggling from not exploding.
"Frost... Frost? FROST?! FROOOOOOOOOOST!"

The elderly alien reels back in utter shock of your angry explosion.
She can't help but remain silent until you regain enough composure to listen to her once more.
*ahem*

"Yes... Captain Rime...
He is the leader of the notorious pangalactic pirates...
They call themselves Absolute Zero... And unless stopped they'll surely wreak havoc on my dear, dear Kanassa...
Please hero! You are the only hope of my people!
Avenge them like you did your own planet! And slay Rime!"

"Where?! WHEN?!"

"E-Erm... At Kanassa like I said.
And as soon as possible. We don't have much time!
So? What do you say? Please! You must help!"

>Yes! Aboslutely! Without a doubt I'll do it! I'll kill that bastard!
>I'm... sorry. But I can't. This isn't my fight
>Other?

>>3517635
>>Yes! Aboslutely! Without a doubt I'll do it! I'll kill that bastard!

>>3517635
>>Yes! Aboslutely! Without a doubt I'll do it! I'll kill that bastard!

>>3517635
>>Yes! Aboslutely! Without a doubt I'll do it! I'll kill that bastard!
>>Get Kale and Caulifla while your at it. They can handle his crew while you rip Rime's head off his body.

>>3517635
>Yes! Aboslutely! Without a doubt I'll do it! I'll kill that bastard!
>Get Kale and Caulifla while your at it. They can handle his crew while you rip Rime's head off his body.

>>3517635
>Yes! Aboslutely! Without a doubt I'll do it! I'll kill that bastard!
> Why didn't you just hire Hit?

>>3517665
Support.

>>3517697
Supporting this

They probably couldn't afford Hit's Rates. I doubt The Greatest Assassin In The Universe's hiring rates are cheap.

Also might because 'Psychic Bullshit' has them convinced only we could stop Rime...even though Hit could still kill our ass with ease.

That's a resounding "Yes"!
Wonderful.

And I see
>>3517659
you decided to take the girls with. Good. Good. Precautions are goood

>writing

>>3517763
Not sure if honest praise or taunting bait.......

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>>3517764

"Why didn't you just hire Hit?
Pretty sure the guy is leagues better than I am."
You ask the fish person.

"Hiring the greatest assassin in the universe would be too costly for us.
And the vision specified you. Not him..."

Nodding in acknowledgement you turn towards the girls.
"Caulifla! Kale! How do you feel about kicking space pirate butts?"

"Heh... Now you're speaking my language!"

"I-I'll also help!"

Turning back to the old lady you crack a smile.
"You heard them! We'll take it!
I'll rip that guys head off for you!"

The old ladys expression turns grim for a moment.
"Far be it from me to complain...
But the visions specified you alone. Bringing along those girls could have terrible consequences...
I'd highly recommend leaving them behind buuuut... it's your decision."

>I don't believe in superstitions, sorry!
>What sense does that make? More people means less danger not more!
>If you say so... (leave the girls behind)
>Other?

This vote will be a quick one.
After which... well you better strap in

>>3517780
>>I don't believe in superstitions, sorry!
Fuck your plans fishlady. I'm already skeptical as shit regarding this entire situation and now you want us not take any back up with us?

Deal with it or find someone else.

>>3517780
>>I don't believe in superstitions, sorry!

>>3517780
>>I don't believe in superstitions, sorry!
Our future is only ours to write

>>3517780
>If you say so... (leave the girls behind)
Obvious warning is obvious.

>>3517780
>I don't believe in superstitions, sorry!
>But just to be safe I'll hire hit

That's a resounding NO.
This... should be interesting

>writing

>>3517780
>I don't believe in superstitions, sorry!
>But just to be safe I'll hire hit
If it is risky to bring backup we'll just bring more backup

"Sorry. I'm not superstitious! The girls come.
That is final. Take it or leave it."

She bows as much as her old back lets her.
"I did not wish to impose.
If this is your decision then I'll honor it. You won't hear me complain any longer.
Now... Shall we leave?"

"Yes. I assume you have a ship."

"Y-Yes. I have one of course!
We'll reach Kanassa in an hour with it!"

"Good!"
You turn to the Universe 9 folk and your kids.
"Keep an eye on Sam while I'm gone. And if he does anything just tap him on the head. That should give him a light enough concussion. Or just spray some water in his eyes."

"HEY!"

After that you left the orbit of your planet and even the area around Champas domain where even space has air.
Like through a bubble you burst out with an aura of Ki holding a pocket atmosphere around you.
But the ladys ship is nowhere to be seen.

"Sooo.... where is it?"

"Here."
She extends her hands and with some strange energies manages to conjure a transport that looks... nothing like you imagined it.
Being aquatic, you expected their ships to have fins and other such things. But this one appears more spiky and a lot less organic than you thought.
Looks hella cool though.
"After you."

Entering through a hatch the three of you sit down while the old lady starts piloting the vessel.
But after leaving the universal core she turns on the autopilot and speaks to you.
"Just so you know Rime has an armada of ships at his disposal as well as a small army consisting of tens of thousands of space pirates. And many of them are exceedingly strong."

"Yeah yeah-"
Caulifla waves her off.
"None of them are as strong as him though... otherwise he wouldn't keep them around as lackeys."

"Speaking from experience?"
You grin at her.

"Yes. So shut up and listen to what I have to say.
It might save your life. But not really. I know you can protect yourself."

>>3517780
>I don't believe in superstitions, sorry!
>But just to be safe I'll hire hit
Nothing less than the whole A-team

>>3517910
>But after leaving the universal core she turns on the autopilot and speaks to you.
>"Just so you know Rime has an armada of ships at his disposal as well as a small army consisting of tens of thousands of space pirates. And many of them are exceedingly strong."
And this is exactly why I made sure to bring back up Fishlips.

>>3517919
>space pirates
ridley when

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True to the lady's word you arrive in about an hour as your ship quickly crawls to a halt.
Looking out the window it becomes readily apparent that you are too late.

"Oh nooooo! They are already here!"

You see an armada of flying saucers surrounding the planet and many, many people floating around them.
"What are they doing?"

"Oh no! This is terrible!"
She cries.
"The Absolute Zero pirates are known to bombard planets that they can't plunder!
And Kanassa being so poor-"
She reaches for the controls.
"We must land without them noticing! If they see us they'll start shelling them!"

You sit back in your chair and look them over.
None of these supposed space pirates feel particularly strong, meaning they must be relying on blaster weapons to fight.
They shouldn't put up much of a fight if you engage them. But if you do then... there is a very high chance they'll indeed bombard the planet and kill many innocents before you can clean them up.
Down on the planet however you fell exactly one overwhelming power. One equal to Frosts, perhaps even greater. You can't be too sure from such a distance.
Perhaps some strategy would be in order.

>Take us down. Caulifla and Kale will handle the fodder while I beat up Rime.
>Girls... Can you occupy the ships while I go down? But make sure they can't harm anyone!
>Screw it. We are faster on foot. Get out and beeline towards the head asshole. With three of you there he should go down quick
>Other?

>>3517963
>>Girls... Can you occupy the ships while I go down? But make sure they can't harm anyone!

>>3517963
>>Girls... Can you occupy the ships while I go down? But make sure they can't harm anyone!

Erm... where did everyone go?

>>3517963
>Girls... Can you occupy the ships while I go down? But make sure they can't harm anyone!

>>3517963
>Girls... Can you occupy the ships while I go down? But make sure they can't harm anyone!
>>3518019
Who knows?

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>>3518019

>>3517963
>>Screw it. We are faster on foot. Get out and beeline towards the head asshole. With three of you there he should go down quick

>>3518019
>Erm... where did everyone go?
I was wondering that myself. Thought my connection broke and reloaded the page, but nothing.
Captcha is being an ass today though. Had to go through 10 different "select the image" ones before I could post this. That might be part of it.

Rolled 19, 21 = 40 (2d21)

>>3518041
Yeah. Probably. I also experienced that.
Gave me "You typed in the captcha wrong" errors for ten minutes straight.
Well no matter.

We got plenty of votes already.
No rolls for you yet.

But I'll do one for the girls.
DC:11

>writing

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>>3518047
Erm...
This IS the obvious outcome but still. Jesus.
Well at least you won't have to worry about THAT

Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>3518047
HAHAHAHA. THOSE ARE OUR FUTURE WIVES!

Also rolling anyway.

Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3518047
NICE. Test roll

>>3518054
Did you really expect anything less than a shitstomp from setting our monkeywaifus on the mooks?

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>>3518072
HMMM, YEP. Feeling lucky today.

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>>3518074
Just pray to Guru that they don't roll like that during sex.
Yes I WILL make them roll for damage.

>>3518086
FOOL, THE PAIN WILL ONLY MAKE US STRONGER

>>3518086
I WELCOME THE CHALLENGE!

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You turn to Caulifla and Kale.
"Do you think you can handle those ships?"
You point at the pirate fleet.

"Are you kidding me? We chew through tougher mooks as a hobby!"

"That's not what I mean.
I don't doubt your abilities but I don't want them to attack the planet.
Can you protect them?"

They exchange a quick nod.
"Yeah."

You then turn to the old lady.
"You don't have a problem with this I take it?"

"Nono! Certainly not! Do as you please!
But please do it quick!"
She smiles.

Following that the girls make their way to the hatch and discuss their plan as the door behind them closes so the vacuum doesn't jettison all of you.
"Okay Kale. Once we start running out of air we dive down and refresh our bubble."

"Just like in the simulation!"

"Yes! Good girl! Just like in the raid simulations!"

They jump out and waste no time wrecking the world of the Absolute Zero pirates.
Starting with the ships they punch, tear, blow off or otherwise tie their guns together like in a cartoon, rendering all ships defenseless.
Then they turn their attention to the men and start breaking some faces.

Meanwhile your "guide" makes planetfall with her ship while the armada is busy.
Kicking down the door you step out and start looking for the power of Rime, which isn't particularly hard as it literally overshadows every other signal on the planet.
"Great. Now that I know where he is it's time to go to work!"

Cracking your knuckles you prepare to take off but find a ki blast hitting the ground near you.
Looking up you see a guy standing on a rock. Strange how you didn't notice him before despite his decent-ish energy level.
Looks like these guys CAN surpass their energy levels after all.

He points a hand at you and shouts.
"STOP OR I SHOOT!"

The old alien runs close to you as fast as her legs can carry her.
"He must be one of the pirates! Quick!
Dispatch him before he reports to Rime!"
She points at the small alien.
He looks like he's about to say something and it looks like he's already charging up a blast.

>Rush him
>Deflect whatever he's about to throw at you
>You don't have time for small fry! Timeskip!
>Do as he tells you
>Other?

>>3518156
>You don't have time for small fry! Timeskip!
>Kick him in the dick

>>3518156
>Deflect whatever he's about to throw at you

>>3518156
>Deflect whatever he's about to throw at you

>>3518156
>>Deflect whatever he's about to throw at you

>>3518156
>>Deflect whatever he's about to throw at you

something feels odd here it's just a gut feeling but i suspect we are being tricked i just don't know how
>Deflect whatever he's about to throw at you
>read his mind

>>3518156
>Deflect whatever he's about to throw at you
Consider the following.
Fishwoman is actually working for Rime.
Why else would they be against bringing allies?

>>3518196
Mind reading! Yeah, that's a thing. That we can do.
>Mind read both guy and lady.

>>3518156
>>Deflect whatever he's about to throw at you
>>Read the guy and fishwoman's mind.

Seriously, we've only used Telepathy once before, so I forget we actually have it.

>>3518156
Supporting this >>3518196 >>3518207
Something has felt off about this the entire time. Read some minds.

>>3518156
Changing to
>Deflect whatever he's about to throw at you
>Read their minds

>>3518196
I kinda got that feeling when fishlady's immediate reaction was "He work's for Rime, kill him, kill him now!". I figure deflection won't kill him at least.

Huh... you actually remembered.
Well... Okay.

Roll 2d21 for both of them.
First is the alien guy, second is the lady
DC: 21 both ways
Best of 5

>writing

>>3518227
You know what would be amusing? If Rime was legitimately a decent dude and Frost was just a prick.

Rolled 20, 10 = 30 (2d21)

>>3518240

Rolled 1, 13 = 14 (2d21)

>>3518240
Time to crash this train, with no survivors!

Rolled 8, 1 = 9 (2d21)

>>3518240
Oh boy, time for RNGesus' hatred to fall upon me!

>>3518249
>>3518247
FUCK, RNGESUS REALLY DOES HATE US ALL!

Rolled 2, 14 = 16 (2d21)

>>3518240
Okay some fuckery is going on here with double DC 21. This is totally a trap.

>>3518253
This.
Begin Shadowruns.

One more?

Rolled 19 (1d21)

>>3518244
Eh, if no one else is rolling. Can't fail harder than I already have.

>>3518258
Eh. You could roll if nobody else does?

Rolled 13 (1d21)

>>3518265
And another, since I forgot to put a 2 in there.

Rolled 4, 7 = 11 (2d21)

>>3518267
True

And since anon>>3518265
fucked up I'll do it

>>3518270
That roll was horrible. Never roll again.

Ooof...
Oh well.
I won't be THAT cruel since this
>>3518246
got REALLY close. I'll give you a hint at least

>writing

Anyway, Double DC 21 for mind reading, I'm assuming absoltely everything going on is a Trap, that Kale and Caulifla may or may not be beating up random people, and that Rime has somekind of super powerful Psychic on his pay roll. Quite possibly the fishlady right next to us.

"I'm having a bad feeling about this..."
You mutter as you see the alien firing a ki blast from his hand.
But there is something strange about it.

Extending your hand to the side you swat it away and start thinking about it.
Why did he aim at her and not you? He did say "Stop or I shoot" and she did move while you didn't...
There is only one way to be certain.

"Heh... Shooting a helpless old lady?
Yeap... that's the most pirate thing I can think of."

"You... You don't understand-"

That confirms it. Something is going on.
You try to read the guys mind real quick to see what's his deal but... you bump into quite a lot of resistance.
His mind is like an impenetrable fort but... he's not the one who erected those defenses. No, it doesn't take any effort from him to keep that up. Somebody else did it.
Finding nothing you turn your attention to the old lady next to you.

She's... just as formidable but in a completely different manner.
Unlike the small alien up on the rock, she appears to have very active defenses that she's keeping up.
And she notices your intrusion! SHIT!

She looks up at you and gives you a grim look.
"We Kanassans must protect our minds very carefully...
If someone were to read our minds and access the future it'd have terrible consequences, wouldn't it?
Especially if Rime has psychics at his disposal."
She looks up at your opponent.
"Isn't that right? You read his mind as well, didn't you? You know I speak the truth!"

"SHE'S LYING!"
The tiny alien shouts.

"Oh? Then is it not your intention to make him go away?
To let Kanassa be destroyed?"

He starts sweating.
Looks like it's true.
"T-That's not it!"

"There you have it."
The hag responds.

But you aren't convinced.
"Lower your defenses so I can read your mind! Then I'll hear you out!"

"I... can't!"
He points down.
"BECAUSE OF HER!"

Well... this is going nowhere.
"DO YOU DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO LEAVE?!"
You ask him.

"Yes! You need to get out of here!"
He responds.

Then you turn to her.
"And you... Do you want me to KILL Rime?"

"Yes..."
She then points up.
"And he can tell you the same thing."
The man bites his lips.

You seem to be at an impasse.
>Attack the alien.
>Attack the old lady.
>Attack BOTH
>Other?

>>3518312
>>Attack BOTH
>>Go for Knock Outs. Not kills.

Once one, or both of them are down, we might be able figure out what the fuck is going on here.

>>3518312
>>Attack BOTH
>>Other?
Knock them out, no killing.

>>3518312
>Attack BOTH
>Go for Knock Outs. Not kills.

...
It's the fucking time patrol isn't it.

>>3518312
>>Attack the old lady.
Without her we can read the alien's mind.

>>3518312
>tell the old woman to lower her mental defences

>>3518330
This isn't the other DB quest.

>>3518334
Ok and?
They still exist.
The other quest hasn't got a monopoly on that aspect of (sorta) canon.

It seems to be... both.

>writing

Oh and roll the dice again.
Best of 4 this time
DC: 13 Crit: 19

>writing

Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>3518368

Rolled 8 (1d21)

>>3518362
And you clearly have a bias based on the other quest. Just because they are antagonistic there that doesn't take away their good guys status.
>>3518368

Rolled 11 (1d21)

>>3518368
Two dice or one dice?

Rolled 1 (1d21)

>>3518368

Rolled 15 (1d21)

>>3518368
Don't mind my name and take my dice

>>3518378
I've never read the other quest, dipshit.

>>3518394
Then how the fuck you jump to the conclusion that this has anything to do with the Time Patrol? It makes no sense.

>>3518373
Not jobbing.

We'll take It, thank you anon.

>>3518401
Multiple things
This woman clearly is trying to use us to change the future.
We couldn't read the aliens mind because of the woman for some reason (possibly to prevent time patrol info leaking, who knows, also possible the woman is putting a shield on him?)
He didn't attack us too.

>>3518401
Clearly they're here cause we STANCED too hard

>>3518445
I feel like it's closer to the woman seeing Rime wants our head in the future and she wants to trade us for her planet. It's a bit more likely it's that then the time patrol coming out of nowhere.

There is no real way out of this.
It's like one of those old riddles, how do you tell which one you should trust?
Luckily... this isn't some bullshit philosophy course. This is real life. Meaning there is ALWAYS another option.
And that is your forte.

Jumping up with a surge of power you wind up a punch and before the hostile little alien could react hit him in the stomach so hard his beady little eyes turn white and eventually close.
Turning around you see the old woman sighing with relief.

"Thank goodness young man... you made the correct choice.
Now... let us make our way to Rime...
Don't worry, should he overpower you I'll boost your power and-"

But before she could finish you use a portal to quickly get behind her and karate chop her neck...
Or at least you would've if she didn't vanish right before impact. Jerking your head around you look over your shoulder and up at the sky where she is floating, her cape fluttering in the wind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkgSOy-S-eU

"A pity...
Looks like you chose death instead..."

"Oh? So he WAS telling the truth!"

"No... I was.
You should've accepted my help.
Rime would've died then."
A portal then opens up behind her but it's quite unlike yours. It has a much more... sinister glow to it with chaotic energies swirling inside.
"I hope you'll enjoy laying in the bed you made."

Floating backwards she disappears in the vortex and the portal closes on its own.
Letting out an audible "Hmph" you walk over to the little guy and try to shake him awake.
He coughs up some fluid before he comes back to his senses and looks at you.
But before he could say anything you point your open palm at his face.

"You better lower that barrier now!"

"C-Can't... The risk is too great.
Can't expose myself to her."

"Okay... Then talk!"

"I... I need to make a call first!
Then I'll try to explain things as best I can!"

>>3518462
Wait a fucking second.....Was U6s Towa makeing a fucking play? That Chaotic Portal Energy is reminding me a hell of alot of Makai.

>>3518460
They'd get involved if this planet is supposed to be destroyed.

>>3518462
Okay so maaaaybe time patrol anon was right

>>3518478
Nah see, if this is Universe 6 Towa, then the Time Patrol can't intervene. Cause this is her natural timeline and as such, she can do whatever the hell she wants, so long as she doesn't start time traveling.

He pulls out a scouter from his pocket and puts it on.
Pressing the button he opens a comm channel.
"The target escaped....
Yes I understand. I'm sorry.
N-No please! Let me!"

He then promptly shuts the thing off and looks at you with a great deal of concern in his eyes.
You don't know why but he seems to be genuinely disturbed by something.
"I'm sorry... this... this will sound strange I know. But I can't tell you much."

"You can start by telling me what the hell is going on here!"

"I can't. Not yet. Not to you."
He shakes his head and then sighs.
"I wanted you to leave but it's too late for that.
So we'll have to do this. You must approach Rime-"

"Wait I though you wanted me to leave!"

"That was then. I called my superiors. They told me it's okay now... With her gone. Trust me, this'll make sense once you approach him.
You must let him kill you-"

"I have... SEVERAL questions!"

"I know... but I can't answer them.
Instead I must ask that you trust me! It'll make sense once you walk up to him!
He'll ask you to shake his hand-"

"And it's a trap-"

"No...
It's a genuine gesture. He'll tell you how he hated his son and wanted to thank you for it.
But then he'll give you an ultimatum. Normally he'd corner you, saying you have three choices:
1: He kills you quickly and painlessly
2: He blows up the planet and you with it
3: You fight him and manage to stand up to him. Normally he'd have his men open fire on the planet and kill its populace.
The third option is out of question now. Your friends work too fast...
But whatever you do, he must kill you! Do you understand?!
PLEASE! PROMISE ME! If he does as I said... you'll let him kill you!"

"What kinda batshit insane logic is this?"

He then hears his scouter ringing and picks it up.
Carefully listening he nods as he apparently gets instructions before turning back to you and starts clearly reciting what he just heard.
*ahem*
"You just met fish people that can see the future. And this surprises you?"

That... is exactly the sentence that could convince you of something stupid like that.

>Okay... I'll meet Rime... and if you're right I'll play along
>Sorry bud but I'm not gonna let him terrorize these people!
>Other?

>>3518535
Can we just...
Can we just leave?
"Kys fag." Isn't inspiring me to want to help the time patrol.

>>3518535
>Sorry bud but I'm not gonna let him terrorize these people!

>>3518535
>>Okay... I'll meet Rime... and if you're right I'll play along

>>3518535
>>You know what? Screw this. Your out of here.
Oh god damn it. This is ABSOLUTELY Time Patrol bullshit.

So yeah Fuck this shit. Let's leave.

>>3518535
>>Other?
Okay, so. There is a big problem with your "Let Rime kill me" plan. Namely, that Lord Champa likes my food and there is a fairly large chance that the person who kills me and anyone they might have had tangetly had contact with for the past lifetime will end up on the wrong end of a Hakai.
Explain more.

Guys, this is dragonball. We won't stay dead.
Hell champa won't let us stay dead.
We're his cook.

>>3518535
I'm gonna need more information if you want my help, as things stand now I don't have any reason to trust in you

>>3518558
Changing my vote to this.

>>3518560
I'm really worried about Champa. Mainly because Vados will know what's really going on, Champa will get pissed and he'll walk right into the Time Nest and start passing out Hakais or something.

>>3518560
Mostly my desire to leave is all this shadow running bullshit going on between Towa and the Time Patrol.

So, my thoughts are, Fuck'em both, and go home.

>>3518560
What do you think the girls will do if we die? they will fuck shit up

>>3518535
this >>3518558
Talk more little man

>>3518570
>>3518571
We literally can not avoid that. Because U6 towa will get us involved one way or another.

>>3518535
>>Okay... I'll meet Rime... and if you're right I'll play along
Aah goddammit, this is the third time and none of them during a fight.

>>3518571
Yeah that's almost certainly gonna end in Kefla fucking up everyone.
>>3518558
Support.
Fucking time patrol.

>>3518535
>>3518558
Fiiiiiiiiine but adding on
>>Also, you realize my girlfriends are up there, and that if I die they will absolutely obliterate Rime, and probably this entire planet right?

.... are WE the escort mission everyone hates in the time patrol space?

>>3518584
But IC we don't know that. And OOC we can plan a way around her

>>3518591
>>3518592
Kefla and Champa, both pissed off over our death show up to gank the people responsible at the same time. Then they finally realize the other is there, argue for abit before playing RPS to see who gets to go first.

Roight. This is gonna be awful

>writing

Oh and on a completely unrelated note: I finally saw the dub version of Omen Goku vs Jiren.
Damn... Fuggimation really butchered that scene

What even won Not Som? Did Champa and bringing up our Super Strong GFs make it in?

>>3518535
This >>3518558

>>3518608
Of course.

>>3518614
Is it going to be good awful or bad awful?

>>3518617
Time Patrol is a fuck.

>>3518614
Good. If the TP fucks with our girls tho to try and keep time on its correct flow I'm going to vote we just kill this dude and then fuck off.

>>3518617
Eh... you'll see. Wouldn't want to ruin the surprise.
But I'll give you another vote to see if you agree to their terms

Oh shit guys. Looks like a storm just hit me.
If it knocks out the electricity I might go dark.
In that case I'll update you from my phone

>>3518632
No, ruin the surprise. I demand it.

That awkward moment when we need to die here so that the Doom Slayer can return to Makai and thwart Time Breaker shenanigans.

>>3518635
Ganbare Not Som.

Lightning struck nearby as I expected.
Internet went away but came back. Phone was no use.
I'll post quick. But be warned this might be the last one and I might disappear. If I don't respond in an hour I went to sleep because no wifi

"Okay, so. There is a big problem with your "Let Rime kill me" plan. Namely, that Lord Champa likes my food and there is a fairly large chance that the person who kills me and anyone they might have had tangetly had contact with for the past lifetime will end up on the wrong end of a Hakai.
Not to mention that my girlfriends up there will blow a gasket!
So you better start explaining the fuck is going on OR ELSE!"

At that moment his scouter goes on once more but this time it's so loud even you can hear it.
"OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! YOU'RE TERRIBLE! LET ME TALK TO HIM!"
The little man does not argue, instead he meekly hands over the device without a word.
You slap the thing on and the same female voice comes in.

"Hello?"
You speak.

"Hey errr... you don't know me but I know you.
Look the situation is very delicate so I'll try to explain things as best I can.
But understand that because you are so closely connected to the time stream every little bit of information I give to you could have unforeseen consequences-"

"The time stream? The fuck?"

"Your time-skip ability. It makes you experience time in a drastically different manner even if you don't realize it.
She was planning on using you to change the flow of time and alter the future... The situation is dire but not unsalvageable.
Things have already changed but if the correct events still transpire history can still settle into its course!"

"And... according to you seers I'll... die? Again?"

"Y-Yes...
Originally Rime would make his way to Earth where your meeting would transpire.
He'd offer you a chance as a gesture... Your life in exchange for your planets safety.
You'd sacrifice yourself to spare the population of Earth from Rimes bombardment... or annihilation.
Now that will likely never happen unless you leave now. But knowing how stubborn you are... that might not happen.
Still if Rime kills you things should transpire as they should!"

"And what about the girls? Or Champa?"

"Not to worry... You wouldn't remain dead for long. By the time Champa hears about it you'd be back.
And the girls... Well I can't tell much about them."

"Okay. So someone will resurrect me. The girls I assume.
How long will it take? Days? Weeks? Months?"

"Minutes.
You don't know the one who'll do it and they are prepped and ready.
They are just waiting for you to die now."

"Will... will it hurt?"

"...
If you let Rime kill you it won't. He'll do it quickly and painlessly."

>*sigh* Then I'll get the girls and we'll leave
>But why should the present change to accomodate the future?! It doesn't make any sense!
>It's time to die I guess...
>Screw you time niggers! I do what's right! Not what should be done!
>Other?

>>3518702
>>It's time to die I guess...

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>>3518702
>>Screw you time niggers! I do what's right! Not what should be done!
This pic sums up my feelings right now.

>>3518702
>>But why should the present change to accommodate the future?! It doesn't make any sense!
>>Other?
Seeing as how fast the girls shut down his fleet this time and we'd have Oren and Kamin with us potentially.
Hell what's to stop us from letting him kill us now, then immediately hunting him down and murdering the shit out of him?

>>3518702
>It's time to die I guess...
Fucking time patrol I swear to fuck.

>>3518718
Nothing. In fact, they don't give a shit if you resurrect and go back to kill him straight away.
They just need you to die to him once

>>3518702
>"Man, I literally have no reason to agree to this other than your assurance that this is the right thing to do. You realize that, right?"

>>3518720
So what you're saying is, they need us to let him have a gimme death, no matter how manufactured and quickly it's reversed.

I suppose I'll change my vote >>3518718
>>It's time to die I guess...
>>Other?
"But you owe me."

>>3518726
support

>>3518726
Support.

>>3518702
>first off, are you my future predecessor
>Also what proof do I have that it'll change for the better or rather how could me killing Rime worsen the future

I really hope we aren't charging into a dead-end

>>3518744
My guess is the U6 Kanassans are corrupt, manipulative dicks who use their ability to see the future to change things for their own benefit and thus need to be exterminated.

If we end up killing him anyways, whats the point? We have enough strong friends to fend off an invasion to a degree, not to mention Earth is under SDF protection right? If the death is just too ensure earth's safety its not like its in much trouble to begin with...

But... if word of our sacrifice spreads, i guess we get a cool a "Jesus-eqse" status, not only that but our ass will actually come back, in 3 days my ass how about 3 minutes!

>>3518760
The way I see it. If we do this, the Time Patrol owes us one. Then as soon as we settle shit with Rime to make sure he doesn't try "HurrDurr Blow up Earth." we nicely ask Vados about the weird time people who owe us one and have her teleport us there to collect.

>>3518760
No one will believe us tho.

notice how they left out the person who's ready to res us it could be an enemy

This is fairly controversial and as such the voting was a bit chaotic but I suppose Suicide by Frost demon won.

>writing

>>3518775
If shit feels shady its not like we can't decide "Nah" and fight/kill Rime anyways on the spot

>>3518702
>"Can't say much about the girls?!?"
>"HOLY SHIT ARE YOU MY FUTURE DAUGHTER????!!!!!!!"

>>3518775
It's probably THE BOI.

Oh and we are approaching the time around where I usually stop so you know what that means.

>>3518780
Eh, if we do it and get revived, then the time patrol owes us one. If we do it and don't get revived, Kefla and Champa will put boots up asses, then we'll get revived.

>>3518786
That you'll post a Fem-Zamasu pic?

>>3518786
>so you know what that means
Cliffhanger after we get revived plz. I can't wait all week for a "death beam through heart, fall back, dead." cliffhanger.

"Can't say much about the girls?
...
Wait! ARE YOU MY FUTURE DAUGHTER?!"

"What? NOOOOO!"
She starts screaming in your ear.
"HOW COULD YOU ASK SOMETHING SO STUPID AT A TIME LIKE THIS!
THIS IS SERIOUS!"

"Sheesh... Okay okay. I'll cut it out.
But seriously, you people expect me to believe any of this? You do realize I have no actual reason to trust you. Right?"

"I know it's a lot to take in and it's hard to believe. But trust me.
Even if I lie there are plenty of people who'd do anything to bring you back.
And don't worry. I assure you, you won't regret going along with this."

"Okay... I'll take your word for it.
But you owe me."

She gulps.
"O-Of course..."
Then you hear her faintly muttering something to herself.
"What have I gotten myself into? Why can't his memories be erased like everyone elses? Stupid time-skip!
B-But maybe he'll come here...
OH GOSH THIS IS STILL ON-"

You then cut off the line and toss the scouter back to the dude.
"Okay. I'm on board. Time to suicide myself...
But tell me. Can I spare the Kanassans like I'd do Earth?"

He nods.
"Probably. Rime is... not like his son."

"We'll see. Okay, you can fuck off now."
Just as you finish saying that a strange light engulf the tiny little alien and he disappears... into thin air.
Not even a trace of his ki signature remains. Maybe there is something to this whole time people bullshit.

>>3518810
>"What have I gotten myself into? Why can't his memories be erased like everyone elses? Stupid time-skip!
>B-But maybe he'll come here...
>OH GOSH THIS IS STILL ON-"
No, not a chance, BEGONE TIME THOT. We have Sexy Muscle Waifu's to lewd.

>>3518814
I will never not be open to harem endings.

Can't modifiers be made on wishes? Like the "Revive everyone... killed by Frieza's men!" and stuff like that right? What if the person waiting does like "Wish back Eric... but without his powers!"

Making your way to the abnormal powerlevel you spot a bunch of armed men robbing the fish people at gun point.
The locals seem to be finishing packing all their food and valuables into crates for the pirates to take.

"That's all?"
The large frost demon who looks remarkably like Frost with a few key differences speaks up.
He looks like a very stereotypical pirate with an eyepatch covering his left eye and his left arm replaced by a prosthetic, not a hook but a robotic hand which has talon like fingers.
He scratches his chin as he looks over his "plunder".
"You know... I usually can't decide which one I like when they resist or when they don't.
But this time... you don't put up a fight, you don't have any goods to take... you're no fun."

"W-We're sorry sir but we don't have much! Our planet is poor and if we give any more food then we... we might starve to death!"

"Nonsense."
The robust figure points a finger at them and charges up a death beam.
"Only half of you would starve to death, the other could then eat THEM!
But I'm not a heartless monster. You may keep the rest of your stockpiles... But next time I'm expecting a more generous donation."

"N-Next time?"

"Yarr Cap'n!"

"Not now first mate-"

"But Cap'n! Tharr she blows!"

"Hmmm?"
Rime turns around to spot you.
"My my my... you aren't one of the locals, are you?
Who might you be?"

"Sup. I'm Eric son of Earth. Descendant of vikings and inheritor of the Berserker rage.
Also I'm the guy who trimmed your family tree."

"Aaaaaaaah! So you are the one!
Thank space christ, I was getting so tired of plundering these backwater planets.
I swear we are using up more supplies than we can replenish! That's usually not an issue."

"I heard you're looking for me so I came.
What do you want from me and... these people."

"Them? Nothing. But a man gotta eat."

"Yeah you're pirates, I get that. I don't really care.
I'm more curious about myself."

"You see... I was looking for the man that killed my dear little boy...
Because I want to shake your hand."
He then extends his right arm for you.

"And why would I be so stupid as to take it?"

"Oh please... you of all people should know what my son was like if you killed him.
And I assure you... there is NOBODY in the universe who despised him more than I did!"
He points at his eye with his metallic hand.
"These were my... fathers day gifts from him. He maimed me... took my crew... my ships. Everything I had!
I am grateful beyond words and my only regret is that I couldn't do it myself..."

>Shake his hand
>Cut the crap and let's get this over with!
>Then why do you want to kill me?
>Other?

>>3518877
>>Shake his hand

>>3518871
>>Then why do you want to kill me?

Apologies. I was a dummy and forgot the votes off the last post

>>3518877
>>Then why do you want to kill me?

>>3518877
>>Then why do you want to kill me?

Hahahahah.
Buu.

>>3518911
Oh shit, that's right. If we die, doesn't it mean that Buu is free?

>>3518911
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh shit. Buu's inside us......what happens if we die then? Does Buu die?! Does he take over our body?

FUCK WE FORGOT.

OKAY, NEW PLAN, FUCK DYING AND KILL RIME.

>>3518871
>>3518877
>Then why do you want to kill me?

>>3518927
Don't worry, it's probably fine.
Time Patrol wouldn't be that clueless.
Hell it might be Buu who rezzes us.

>>3518936
I have very little faith in the Time Patrol.

I also have little reason to think that wishing us back to life, would ressurect Buu, or somehow shove him back into the back seat if he took control of our body.

I was willing to humor the SKoT before, but fuck that now, no way am I going to just let us die and risk Buu going on a rampage.

>>3518911
>>3518922
>>3518927
.....mmmaybe that's what she's banking on happening? It sounds like she (We were talking to the SKoT, right?) doesn't really care how it happens, or why, as long as we get killed by Rime. So that might be exactly what she wants?

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This... took a turn for the worse.

>writing

>>3518940
There's no reason to make an enemy of TimeLoli.
Buu would rampage all over Rime in the 3 minutes it takes if anything happens at all.
Also him killing us with a hole through the heart and full Majin mode happening with our corpse just getting back up would be cool as fuck

>>3518948
I don't care about her side or Towa's side anon. I just want our timeline left the fuck alone.

Also, fuck that, because then an entire planet of innocent people gets massacred, or Buu ends up fighting Kale and Caulifla, and we have no idea how THAT ends.

Screw the Time Loli, Screw the Demon THOT, instead of Killing Rime, just beat the absolute shit out of him, and walk away. Fuck both of their plans.

You smirk and walk up to the man.
Taking his hand you give it a firm shake.
In turn he does the same, his grip is strong but not threatening and you don't exactly "feel" any malice coming from him.

"Then why do you want to kill me?"

"My my... what gave you that idea?"

"You don't need an army for just that!"

"True... But I don't like leaving my men alone.
Last time I did that I had mutiny... But you're correct. However not for the reason you think.
I meant what I said. I truly feel indebted to you. Under any other circumstance I'd offer you a very dignified position in my crew... or at least several planets worth of riches."

"And these circumstances are?"

He sighs and lets go of your hand.
"Don't take it personally. This is just business.
I don't care about Frost at all... However if word of this spreads... that some backwater hick can just come and kill a member of my family unpunished...
Let's just say I don't want that. Because then they might get the idea that they can come after the people I actually care about. And I can't have that..."

He shows a surprising amount of rather complex emotions for being a cold hearted space lizard dictator of sorts.
And still... you don't feel malice from him. Well not as much as you'd expect from a pirate.
But he still wants to kill you. And he has no reservations about it. He might not like the idea but he'll do it in a heartbeat and won't loose any sleep from it.
He is truly a seasoned and ruthless killer.

"However... I offer you a courtesy I don't extend so often.
I'll give you a quick and painless death. How does that sound?"

"Pass. I'd rather kick the shit out of you to be honest."

"Oh I do not "fight" people."
He points his finger down and charges up a glowing little sphere that you feel is capable of blowing up the entire planet.
"I only deal in "murder" you see."

"So you'll kill yourself just to take me down?
Smart move."

"You don't get it. I don't need air to survive. The vacuum of space is fine.
And while you might be able to get the upper hand do you really think you can stop me from ever dropping one of these?
Come now... my offer is quite generous. I suggest you take it."

>Fine... But promise you won't harm the Kanassans... Or Earth!
>I think I'll take my chances!
>Well we just destroyed your fleet! See ya! (teleport away)
>Other?

>>3518987
>>Fine... But promise you won't harm the Kanassans... Or Earth!

>>3518987
>Fine... But promise you won't harm the Kanassans... Or Earth!

>>3518987
>Well we just destroyed your fleet! See ya! (teleport away)
Screw letting Buu out when we die, or him dying with us and not being revived, Fuck Time Loli and Demon Thot, and go about our day.

Having Buu does throw a giant wrench in the plan...

>>3518987
>>Well we just destroyed your fleet! See ya! (teleport away)
This is the safest option? Or atleast the one that grants the most rethinking time

>>3519004
Funny how the SKoT didn't mention that little bit huh?

Thats why I say, screw dying to Rime like SKoT wants, and screw Killing Rime like Towa wants, leave and go on our fucking way.

>>3518987
"Tell me are you aware i work for the resident Capital God?"
If he says yes
>Well we just destroyed your fleet! See ya! (teleport away)

>>3518987
>>Other?
Yeah, I understand where you're coming from.I mostly fight people as a hobby, really I was trained for assassination. I'm just here since I'm suppose to give you a gimme. You seem respectable however, and seem to have missed the third option.
You wouldn't lose any face if you hired someone to deal with Frost after all, just spread a rumor that he was killed on your order after embarrassing your family not once, but twice infront of the God of Destruction.

Otherwise, we tell Buu to have fun, not eat too many people, and be home by 10 PM Earth Standard Time.

>>3519013
Good Idea!
>>3518987
>>Are you aware that I am the personal chef of Lord Champa? Do you really think trying to kill me is something you'll survive? Come on, there's no shame in your son dying to Lord Champa's servant, and the student of his own trainer Lady Vados.

>>3518987
>Fine... But promise you won't harm the Kanassans... Or Earth!
Fuck.

>>3518987
If he doesn't take >>3519016 then put me down on
>>Fine... But promise you won't harm the Kanassans... Or Earth!

>>3518987
>Fine... But promise you won't harm the Kanassans... Or Earth!

I'm significantly more concerned about fucking up the timestream then I am about letting a piece of Buu out. The girls can handle him if it comes to that.

>>3518877
>Shake his hand

All we have to do is play the Vados/Champa cards guys, and we can out of this without Rime coming after our home, without letting Buu out, and without killing him like Towa wants.

Its a WinWinWin for us guys.

But Not Some I'll put my vote for litterally anything that isn't letting Rime kill us.

>>3518987
>>Fine... But promise you won't harm the Kanassans... Or Earth!

You do realize that "killing Rime" was never Towas goal. It's fucking up the time stream, regardless how it happens?

She wanted to aid you in doing it because she figured the Time Patrol would have reservations about correcting a change "beneficial" to the timeline

I'm not trying to imply anything or alter your votes. Just trying to clear up the confusion

>>3519032
And i'm more worried about letting a primordial evil run free than i am about something someone at Future!Trunks level can fix

>>3519047
So what you're saying is this is the time travel equivalent of ringing someone's doorbell and leaving a bag of flaming poop behind?

>>3519048
Xeno Trunks should theoretically be at Super!Trunks level.

>>3519048
Yeah. Kid Buu is something even CHAMPA couldn't kill. A piece of him isn't something The Girls can handle. And we have no proof whatsoever that a wish to bring us back, will put us back in control of our body, or that if Buu dies when we do, it will bring him back too.

>>3519055
Yes. Except the poop is radioactive and messes with the space time continuum

>>3519055
The solution to fixing it is us dying. We're going to die. Can't really dodge it.

>>3519064
Kefla could easily beat everyone in this universe bar Caric, Champa, Vados and maybe Hit.
If it was full power Buu there'd be a problem, but it isn't.

>>3519073
I mean, we can, it'll just involve giving time the dick

Okay. I did the counting.
Looks like biting the bullet it is.

>writing

>>3519083
Your assuming their going to be thinking clearly, after we die, and then Buu posses our body and starts whiling on Rime.

The local planet's going to get ashed, we have no idea who effective Kelfa will be against Buu Possessed Eric and his regeneration, if they will even get the chance to fuse in the first place, or that when we get brought back we'll be able to retake control of our body.

Its a stupid risk, that hurts some of the people closest to us, for no god damn reason. Just fucking drop the Champa card. Say he totally hired us to kill his shitbag son. Whatever. We have more options here then fucking dying.

>>3519103
People are focusing too much on the timeline thing i think, its Dragonball, when the hell isn't time and space in imminent danger right?

>>3519107
Exactly! Hell Trunks time traveled, TWICE, and so did Cell, and NOTHING HAPPENED.

We could have fucking walked away. We could have talked him into not wanting to kill us. But NOPE. Just walk right to our death like Harry God Damn Potter.

When this blows up in our faces, when whatever the fuck with Buu happens, when Kale and Caulifla blow up at us about just walking to our deaths and not giving a damn about their feelings, or of our kids, I'm going to point to every single post I made today, and say that these idiots in chat brought it alllllllllll on themselves.

>>3519115
Even with all the time bullshit in the Zamasu Arc, Zeno wiping the Screensaver not withstanding, it seemed like Whis handled all the clean up in the end with little effort

>>3519115
It's a bit fuckier when time breakers are involved.
also
>NOTHING HAPPENED
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