>99, 93, 72 + 16 = 115, 109, 88
>hangover cure, breakfast, lunch

The hangover cure is quick, easy, and more importantly, actually works. Sanji may be a pirate, but he’s also some kind of angel who can accomplish divine miracles with egg yolk, salt and a host of other readily-stocked ingredients.

You tuck the recipe away in your mind as one of the greatest medications mankind could ever hope to gain.

That done and agony abating, he sets you to making preparations for the food. Apparently you’re not at the stage of being trusted to actually MAKE it yet, not without direct supervision, but the early stages seem to be acceptable. You never thought the correct way to whisk eggs would be so damn complicated.

(Cooking +3!)

“Most of last night is fuzzy,” you admit, giving a cutting knife a quick sharpening. “Do I have any dignity left?”

“Well, you woke up at one point and tried to strangle Luffy...”

Shit, that could be bad -

“But that’s pretty understandable for anyone who’s met him. Besides, he found it funny.”

... Never mind, your cover’s fine.

“And apparently you and the mosshead went off to train or something, and ended up cutting down a load of trees.”

“Yeeeeah, I remember that part.” You frown as you work. “It was surprisingly helpful.”

That gets you a confused look. “Surprisingly?”

“Well, I mean... he didn’t strike me as...

>strong.”
>a good teacher.”
>willing to help out some random guy.”
>Other?

>a good teacher.”

>>3499743
>a good teacher.”

>>3499743
>a good teacher.”
>Good with swords yeah. People? Not so much

>>3499743
>a good teacher.”
Luckly both Flashy and Zoro are well versed in the language of idiots and swords

>>3499743
>a good teacher.”

>>3499743
>a good teacher.”

>>3499743
>>a good teacher.”
Because he's not. Flashy's just a ludicrously good student in the arts of stabby, cutty and smashy.

>>3499755
And shooty!

>>3499751
>zoro: yeah, if you gotta cut stuff, just do it like this. (Cuts)
>flashy: oh, i see! (Mimics it perfectly)
>everyone else: wtf, that’s not teaching?!

Calling for teaching, apparently Arthur has a modicum of respect for Zoro’s skills.
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>flashy has learned how to make his own hangover cures
>tries to give one to klaus
>klaus just evaporates into alcohol vapors after drinking(?) it

>a good teacher.”
>we were both pretty drunk that it went better than you would expect. “

>>3499785
Support

>good thing you’re used to weird teachers

“- a good teacher.”

“Heh. Yeah, that’d surprise me, too. I mean, he and Kohza train their swordsmanship together, but they both practice their own styles. Neither of ‘em tries to learn each other’s moves.”

Maybe Kohza already knows the cutting thing? Is that a basic move? But in that case, why didn’t Klaus teach you it... did Zoro somehow skip over metal-cutting on to a slightly more advanced technique? You wouldn’t put it past him.

“Maybe he just wanted to cut something up,” you say lamely, not sure if you should mention Kami-e. Shit. You taught him Kami-e. Isn’t that some high-ranking Marine technique? Eh, there’s probably plenty of pirates who figured it out. No biggie.

“Sounds like the musclebrain,” Sanji muses distractedly, still busy with breakfast. “Apart from that, nah, you didn’t do anything much.”

You breathe a long sigh of relief.

“Well... apart from the singing.”

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

>Change the subject, quick!
>WELL TIME TO FOCUS ON FOOD, YOU GUESS
>... you should probably find out what happened...
>Other?

>>3499766
Klaus doesn’t get hangovers. He actually ate the Alcohol Alcohol Fruit, and his constant drinking is merely boosting his powers until he finally Awakens. When that terrible day finally comes, Shanks and Whitebeard themselves will go to war over the mighty drinks he can produce.

>>3499790
>"... Do I at least sing well while I'm drink?"

>>3499790
>>... you should probably find out what happened...

>>3499790
>>3499792
>>"... Do I at least sing well while I'm drink?"
We're in heaven, only god can judge us.

>>3499790
>>3499792
>>... you should probably find out what happened...
>>"... Do I at least sing well while I'm drunk?"
Tell me we didn't butcher Bink's Brew. I just got past Thriller Bark on the catchup, I can't take it.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>Roll 1d100, three separate rolls.

If this post has a 1, it’s best of 3, 2 is middle of 3, and 3 is worst of 3.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3499804

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3499804

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3499804

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3499804

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3499804

>>3499807
How slightly below meh we are.

>>3499807
48... not bad, but not good.

Anyone want to offer up a re-roll, or accept your shocking and terrible destiny as an average singer?

Be warned; you will never become an idol singer with this score!

>>3499813
To be fair, you WERE drunk...

>>3499807
>>3499808
>>3499810
Oof
Guess last night is blurrier than we expected/everyone else got pretty smashed too

>>3499815
Can we roll to see how much worse it was because of being drunk?

>>3499818
We're actually a terrible singer, the alcohol just upgraded it to mediocre

>>3499815
>QM trying to trick us into rerolling to get Luffy wanting us as a musician
I know your game, spoder.

>>3499815
Did we sound like a terrible drunken girl singing?

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>3499818
Hm, I dunno. I could just give you a malus to the score you already got...

>>3499824
Nah, Luffy needs his Brook!

All right,
>Roll 1d100, again of 3 to figure out what your singing is like when you’re sober.
1 is best of 3, 2 is middle, 3 is worst. Let’s see if you’re actually better when you’re drunk...

>>3499825
>Reminder that Girl Flashman is UMU
>Reminder that Umu's singing is......... Well

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3499818
Rolling for size of alcohol negative modifier to singing.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3499827
>worst of 3
Oh no.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3499827

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3499827
AAAAAA

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3499827
Help Us Uncle Doffy

>>3499829
I’m not counting this one because it’s specifically rolling for something different.

>>3499831
45! Being drunk actually made you slightly better... maybe it boosted your lack of shits to give?

>>3499832
69 returns!

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3499827

>flashy will never achieve his dream of being a singer... so sad...
>48

“... Do I at least sing well while I’m drunk?”

“Eh, not awful. Not great, but we weren’t going deaf from it.” He cocks his head. “Ah~ the ladies are awake!”

... Does he have Haki for women? Is that a thing?

“Get moving! We need this finished before they get hungry!” Ah, and now he becomes a slave-driver, slamming more plates of ingredients own beside you. “With an extra pair of hands, I can go all out, today~!”

...

And seriously, how is he so bendy and - wibbly? Is that an advanced Kami-e? Should you try and learn it? ... Nah, you’d rather get hit and die.

Breakfast turns out fantastic, naturally, and apart from a few critiques, Sanji has no complaints about you, although that might be because he moves right on to the bento lunches, which you’ve already done some prep for.

Seeing as people are starting to enter the galley, it’s good timing. Assholes don’t even have the decency to look hungover, apart from some bleary eyes from the Princess which could just be from lack of sleep. Admittedly, you can’t see Sogeking’s face, but he doesn’t seem all that bothered.

“Breakfast is served, ladies~!” Yeah, that’s gotta be Kami-e, you decide, stepping around the heart-eyed weirdo as he serves the women. It certainly reassures you about teaching it to Zoro. “If there’s anything bad about it, it’s all shitty-guest’s fault~!}

You pause in grabbing your own plate. “You did the women’s food by yourself!”

“Sometimes the aura of a man can affect nearby food,” Sanji casually explains, like the dickface he is.

>Talk to someone?
>Eat separately, less chance of anyone seeing your face.
>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
>Other?

>>3499859
>“Sometimes the aura of a man can affect nearby food,”
At least we're safe from Okama island Sanji-chan

>>3499859
>>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
It's just not us if we're not taking every possible opportunity to train.
Besides, I don't think we've done much training with Meteor-sama.

>>3499859
>"Wouldn't that mean your aura does the same?"

>>3499859
>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.

>>3499859
>>3499864
Support

I wanna Iaido using the Meteor-sama

>>3499859
>>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
Meteor
>>3499864
Zero IIRC

>>3499859
>>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
ALSO EAT FAST BEFORE THAT RUBBER GUY TRIES TO ROB US

>>3499859
>Eat fast so you can get a training session in before everyone’s ready to go punch God in the face.
Anons raise a good point on training with the meteor hammers.

>>3499859
>Talk to someone?
>Shame I don't know anyone with lance that could give me tips how to use it. Also local with combat experience would be useful

Rolled 21, 49, 21, 74, 91, 82, 36, 77, 17, 45 = 513 (10d100)

Preemptively getting rid of bad rolls

Better to train observation haki

We're definitely going to need it against enel

>>3499868
>Zero
Correctamundo!

>omnomnom muddafukker

You glare at his bullshit face and bullshit words, then seat yourself at the table, ducking your face and eating fast as you can. Partly because you want to try and get a handle on your still shiny and new Meteor-sama, and partly because Strawbrat keeps trying to steal your food,

Little shit.

It’s a surprisingly vibrant meal - the only ones who seem to be worried are Pajaya and Conis, and even they’re more reassured as breakfast goes on.

“I’m gonna get some training in,” you finally announce, as Sanji jabs a finger at where to leave your empty plate. “Lemme know when everyone’s ready to go.”

“Training?” Yeah, that got Zoro’s attention.

“With this.” You point at Meteor-sama.

He immediately goes back to eating. “Never mind.”

... Sword-freak.

You head down to the forest, considering your options. Do you really want to train Meteor-sama now?

>Yes!
>Maybe the lance instead...?
>Actually, Kami-e could be more useful if you need to dodge?
>Other?

>>3499886
METEOR

FLASHY SMASH

>>3499886
>>Yes!

>>3499886
Meteo
we gotta prepare... Them?/Him?/Her? For their first nat100

>>3499886
>YES!

I'd suggest picking up a replacement cannon ball, but I don't know if ranged attacks will help too much.

>>3499886
>Yes!

>>3499886
>Yes!

>>3499886
>>Yes!
Meteor-sama is a chain weapon, so... maybe we can try some of what we learned with the fan twins?

>>3499898
Assume you grabbed a couple. I’ll hold a vote soon on whether you want to bring your duffel bag of other weapons along or leave them on Merry.

>Yes!
METEOR-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Roll 1d100, best of 3! Go! Meteor sama!

>>3499886
>If you can sword with a cannonball, you can sword with a sword
>Training with Cannonball swords wen
>Training Tashigi to DODGE with cannonballs wen

>>3499906

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3499906

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>3499906

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3499906
GIVE ME CANNONBALLS OR GIVE ME DEATH

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3499906
Derp

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3499906
sweet.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3499906

>>3499912
AAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!! DOUBLE-SMASHING BLUDGEONER OF JUSTICE, METEOR-SAMAAAAAA!!!

Not that Meteor-sama smashes justice... I mean it it bludegons stuff FOR justice... just saying...

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3499906
Wham. Bam. Thank you Mam

>>3499925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlYCxbBZUCY

If any of you guys don’t need know how a meteor hammer works, might wanna check out a YouTube video. There’s a lot of kicking, etc, but just imagine that your meteor hammer has a cannonball on each end of the chain, because this is One a Piece and weapons are bullshit.

You can use Meteor-sama from very close range to about regular sword range, due to your strength. You could also throw it, I guess, which would be... kind of dumb.

>>3499945
>Kicking
We should steal--I mean /observe/ Sanji's techniques

>>3499945
>>3499949
>IRL Meteor Hammers are puny
>We attached fucking cannonballs to this bitch
HAHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoqbuDA7OMM

>>3499945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoqbuDA7OMM
Not just with their feet, but with their knees as well. Lots of swinging to build up momentum, though surprisingly very few strikes seem to be swings in and of themselves. A lot seem to be straight *thrusts*

>>3499945
I really want to see Luffy's reaction to us winging cannonballs about.

>>3499945
In a pinch, we can throw them as bolas against those giant bastards (read: anybody taller than us)

>>3499960
>>3499965
Found a better video as it includes some explanations.

Like how the Meteor Hammer is the hardest weapon to master among things like rope darts and fluid movement weapons

>>3499971
Aaaaan I forget the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxPO6nwQvxY

>>3499965
Yup, you can also do it with your arms and swinging the chain around your body. Assume that your own fighting with Meteor-sama will be a lot faster than RL versions as well, because again, One Piece bullshit (and because you’re a freaky weapons prodigy).

>>3499971
There’s a good but very long video by a monk and a disciple, if that’s the one you mean, but there’s a some other good ones out there’s. One is actually an amateur middle-aged guy who’s impressively fast and brutal with it, though he fucks up several times on the video.

Considering how ridiculous we're becoming, we should convince Klaus to let Tashigi-sis join in our lessons, or convince her to join our lessons; whichever first.

It may or not have anything to do with fulfilling the role of the older brother and playfully bullying our lil' sis.

>>3499966
>Luffy flashes back to his childhood with Garp's training
>Cannonballs
>So many cannonballs
>Nami and Zoro find Luffy on the deck in the fetal position, shuddering uncontrollably

>>3499977
Huh, that's actually the one I linked haha

Also Dual Wielding!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIarVZIX_Mg

Just because I can then recommend watching IP Man.
Because IP Man movies are just freaking amazing
:V

>>3499981
Garp will eventually run out of cannonballs to throw.
Arthur can hit you with the same one forever.

>>3499945
>You could also throw it, I guess, which would be... kind of dumb.
Would it be tho? Seems like a good improvised bolas to me.
Also, IIRC two cannonballs being joined by a chain or metal bar were used to rip sails and ropes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_shot

>>3499966
>>3499981
>>3499995
>>3499997
>Boomerang Cannonball Bolas Meteor Hammer-sama

>>3499997
It may be very effective, the question is whether you can get it back afterwards. If you're fighting on a ship and the enemy dodges, for example, can you catch poor Meteor-sma before it goes overboard? Because it's gonna sink preeeeetty fast.

Eating and writing.

>>3500011
Thats why we have to learn how to throw it so it comes back, boomerang style as >>3500000 noted.
Or just feed it a bird zoan.
Or both!

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>>3500000
Nice quints.
Also, that gave me a dumb idea for a potential name for the hammer; Bocabomha.
Basically just taking the first two letters of each of those things you listed (except only the M from Meteor) and stringing them together.
We could call it Boca for short.

...I dunno, I'm just kinda spitballin' this. I'm sure someone can come up with a less dumb name.

>>3500032
>Inb4 Bob-omb
>Who is a bird zoan who explodes
>Like the Angry Bird

Or Bomber Man

>>3500032
>Meteor Hammer
>Meteor
>Meat
>Hammer
>Ham
>Meat Ham
Luffy would like it at least.

>>3500032
Im a big fan of acronyms that can function as actual names, so you have my support.
The only problem I see is that 'boomerang' part isn't here yet.

>>3500048
I suppose that's true.
Unfortunately, naming things isn't my forte at all, so that's kinda the best I've got for now.

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>>3500032
You guys are thinking too hard about this. It's a meteor hammer and we use to bop people.

It's obviously Mmm-Bop

>>3500032
>>3500063
Wait, wait, wait, hear me out.

Bop-It

>>3500000
If you feed it the seagull fruit, it can just fly back to you!

>>3500018
You. I like you.

>84, good!

You take Meteor-sama out of sight of the ship, just in case anyone comes out to watch - you don't want the poor thing to get performance anxiety, after all - and give it a gentle swing to asses weight and balance.

Your findings consist of 'heavy' and 'no'.

Perfect.

You start slow, because you've never handled a weapon like this before. In fact, you've never seen a weapon like this before, outside of a few sketches in a weaponry textbook at the Academy, because apparently this one is HARD, and most people would rather pick up, say, a sword or a pistol.

It's also unusual because it's got a pair of goddamn cannonballs attached.

The chain is made of plenty of smaller links, rather than fewer but bigger ones - it gives Meteor-sama more flexibility, and means it also hurts less when you carefully swing it to wrap around your leg.

Ow.

You kick out the other leg, and try to wrap it around that one instead. It works, if a little awkwardly, but your previous experience with the chains of fans helps. Even so, the massive ends renders the result completely different.

Back to the other leg - kick, hold your arm out and try that - not awful - swivel and swing your arm to let one of the cannonballs hurtle forwards. You'll have to pay attention to the sharp tug as it reaches its full length, to prevent recoil.

Again, faster.

Leg.

Arm.

Other arm.

Alter your grip to try holding it higher - swing around your body (oof, good restraint there). Lash it out. Leg again, arm, faster, slam it out and swing it into a tree, move as you do it to check the velocity, spin your own body to wrap it neatly around your torso --

(Aquired Meteor Hammer skill +8! General Fitness +1! Due to varied range of weaponry, +2 when first trying new types of personal weaponry!)

Not bad! Nowhere near as good as, say, your swords, but at least you're not rushing into a fight with no idea what you're doing. Unlike usual.

... Ha. Haha.

"Arthur, we're going now!" You hear the Witch's call, far too happy for someone who's going to go fight a god. Considering how weak his priests were, though, you can see why there's little worry.

>Take your duffle bag with you?
>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
>Other?

>>3500032
I assumed Meteor-sama is Meteor-sama because sama rhymes with hammer.

>>3500063
You son of a bitch.
That's genius.

>>3500067
>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.

>>3500067
>Take the duffle bag.
If need be, I wanna be able to dual wield Ka-tan and Cut-chan. We might need it.

>Also toss in a fruit from the kitchen incase we get hungry for a snack.
GoroGoroGoroGoro.

>>3500067
>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
It's paper thin but still a legit disguise

>>3500067
>>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
It feels wrong leaving our babies behind, but they'll be safe on the ship.

>>3500067
>Take your duffle bag with you

>>3500067
>I assumed Meteor-sama is Meteor-sama because sama rhymes with hammer.
This is acceptable

>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.
Don't want to risk the kids getting lost/stolen, as cool as it would be to break everything out against the boss

>>3500069
It needed to be said

>>3500067
>>Just take Ka-tan, Pistol-chan, Meteor-sama and the lance. Plus a couple of cannonballs.

>>3500075
Support.
Gimme froot.

>>3500067
>>3500075
This. At the very least, the fruit part.

Also, everyone's been talking about getting a seagull devil fruit to make Meteor-sama able to rebound to us automatically, and I'm kinda just wondering if feeding a DF to an inanimate object is an actual thing in OP. I've admittedly not watched/read much of it at all, so I've got no idea.
How do you even do something like that? Do you just smash/slice the fruit with the object? Do you juice the fruit and pour it onto the object? Do DFs even HAVE juice?

>>3500088
It is, hell one of the Baroque Works Agents has a bazooka who ate a dog fruit. No idea how they would feed it to a weapon though.

>>3500088
>>3500093
It is but apparently Vegapunk is the only person who can do it.

And Vegapunk is as mysterious as the fucking One Piece

>>3500088
>I'm kinda just wondering if feeding a DF to an inanimate object is an actual thing in OP
Yes it is. There's a bazooka that ate a dog zoan, and a sword that ate an elephant zoan. Might have been more, but those are the two I remember.
>How do you even do something like that?
Ask Vegapunk.

>>3500096
>>3500098
You are now imagining Vegapunk as Jim Carrey Robotnik

#Sorrynotsorry

>>3500103
Vegapunk" "I was spitting formulas when you were drink formula!"

Also Vegapunk "FUCK YOU IM-SAMA IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOON"

>>3500103
To be perfectly honest, that was basically my mental image already.

Hits too many mad science cliches not to.

>>3500067
>Take your duffle bag with you

>>3500103
I'm honestly not sure if I should go see that. On the one hand, it may turn out to be the greatest unintentional comedy in the world... on other hand, I may have to kill myself after.

>Roll 1d100 to figure out the supa-sekrit method to creating Devil Fruit weaponry

Tallying and writing. Might take a while due to wiki-refreshing my memory.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>3500124
Maybe the dice gods will take pity on my lack of OP knowledge and grant Flashman the knowledge I lack.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3500124

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3500124

>>3500127
Well shit. Guess it's one of those 'that's so stupid it might work' thing.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3500124

>>3500000
What a waste of a get.

>>3500127
Congrats, you figured it out! You have to hold a bite of Fruit in your mouth while simultaneously stabbing/bashing it with the weapon! Ta-daaaaaaa!

Not really.

>>3500142
Blend devil fruit
Heat sword/gun until it is above 100 Celcius
Dunk in DF juice
Ez

>Take your current weapons.
>Plus a delicious fruity snack.

With Conis and her father watching the Merry (which really means 'staying where they won't get in the way of the fight, because it's not like they can really defend Merry if anything happens), the rest of you set off.

You're not laden down - just the weapons you've been carrying around Skypiea, and a small bag holding a few cannonballs (just in case) as well as lunch. Yes, a hearty meal along the way to punch/stab/shoot God sounds just dandy.

You brought an apple along as well, for important snacking purposes. Fruits might not be AS good as candy, but you have to admit they're slightly more filling as a food-stuff. Also more healthful, not that you really care about that.

>Roll 1d100 for any encounters on the way to the ruined city centre, best of 3

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>3500169

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3500169
Big money!

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3500169

>>3500169

>>3500174
Uh oh! Here comes Sky Hitler.

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3500169
>tfw candy still limited

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>3500169

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3500179
Fuck, let's try this again

>>3500168
Blend multiple devil fruit together for the forbidden smoothie

Heading home, update laterish.

>>3500201
What happens when someone who ate devil fruit eats another one anyway? I think it was talked about when CP9 got theirs, but I don't clearly remember. Do they just die a painful and gruesome death?

>>3500201
But that'd give us Explosive Diarrhea

>>3500213
They Explode without a trace.

>>3500124
>I'm honestly not sure if I should go see that.
I know Im going to see it one way or another just for that Robotnik performance.
If its anywhere near how Robotnik was in Sonic BOOM! then I know Im going to have a good time.

>>3500213
It kills them, and both devil fruits are released back into circulation.

Which is why Blackbeard is such a big deal.

>>3500217
Seems fitting, thanks.
How did Blackbeard done it then? Absorbed it into his darkness instead of eating it?

>>3500227
We really have no idea, might be a yami thing, or some people theorise he might have a genetic defect that gives him two stomach, which is why he so fat.

>>3500169
I don't mind bringing along a fruit but that justification is so forced it's hilarious, I thought Flashy would naturally assume someone on the scale of "God" would have a DF fruit and thus bring a fruit along just in case. Also I thought that one anon's nat100 reroll was for us to find the reborn fruit after the fight?

>>3500232
Dont worry.

All is not as it seeeeeems.

... Because I already decided how you'll find the damn fruit IF Enel dies, and it won't goddamn be a convenient piece of fruit you're carrying like a dipshit.

But yes if Enel dies, one of the anons has kindly donated their nat100 to make sure Flashy finds it. Then there'll be a vote if you want to eat it or not, which I'll probably leave open for a while as it's kind of major and I know there were some people opposed.

>>3500232
I mean, so far all the combat between the Priests and Us have been...really easy. They've all gone down in one hit, or have been taken down by Nami the Navigator. THE NAVIGATOR, not even one of the frontline fighters. It would make sense that Flashy isn't taking Enel seriously because his troops are chumps so why wouldn't he be as well?

>>3500227
>>3500230
That still hasn't been revealed, there are lots of theories.

Immediately after Blackbeard revealed that he absorbed Whitebeard's devil fruit, Whitebeard's crew began immediately calling bullshit, only for Marco to refute them, saying that it was possible. He then said that Blackbeard was a little different, as 'his body structure was irregular compared to common people's', which is why he was able to pull it off.

Oda still hasn't elaborated on what this means, but a lot of people have theorized that he might try to go for another fruit to make three, as his Jolly Roger has three skulls. He has the strongest Logia and the strongest Paramecia, so the strongest Zoan would be able to complete the whole set and make him nearly unstoppable.

Which means that Kaido might eventually find himself in Blackbeard's crosshairs.

>>3500254
Honestly, in terms of Zoans, I'd actually put Marco above Kaido.

I feel like a lot of Kaido's pure strength is from his human side than his dragon bullshit, while Marco gets to come back to life, and have fire powers, and be one of like 10 people that can fly,

Not to mention that Marco is retired and living in peace currently, making him the perfect target to pull at heart strings

>>3500241
>if
Always the operative word. Thanks for allaying my concerns, I can only hope it'll be one of Nami's oranges so we can steal from the witch herself.

>>3500249
Flashy does think that the Haki he's encountered is Enel's so he definitely knows that the guy's got bigger game than his underlings. I don't think he's aware of the full extent of the range but he's been (rightfully) paranoid about it ever since he first encountered it.

>>3500289
Ah my bad then, forgot that we did notice his Haki.

>>3500265
True. The title of the Strongest Zoan is still unrevealed, and Blackbeard killing Marco would be another way for him to keep spitting on the memory of Whitebeard. Plus the powers would be a terrifying combination with what he already has.

However, I'm not sure that Blackbeard as a phoenix would look convincing as the final Big Bad. He might look like an overweight chicken, given his body type. A massive dragon with darkness and earthquake powers, creating black holes and tsunamis? On top of having Blackbeard's (admittedly awesome) beard? Now THAT'S endgame material.

>>3500309
Of course that's if Im Isn't the true secret double final boss.
Also you act as if Oda definitly wouldn't have a goofy looking big bad that becomes awesome through their actions.

>>3500321
>implying Buggy isn't final boss
None of you are worthy.

>>3500324
>implying Wapol isn't final boss

>>3500224
It's because he's fat

>>3500321
Also true. He just might make Phoenix Blackbeard the greatest thing imaginable. Sorry for making assumptions.

>>3500241
>and it won't goddamn be a convenient piece of fruit you're carrying like a dipshit.
Its going to be by eating some Skypiean candy that was unknowingly made from devil fruit?

>>3500358
>Phoenix Blackbeard
Blackbird.

>>3500358
Like some sort of Dark Phoenix?

Xmen crossover when

>>3500381
When you find out who ate Kidd's Fruit and became Magneto. Bentham is now Mystique.

>>3500386
Fuck, Bentham is just the best. Is he in Impel Down? There BETTER end up being some reason he gets busted out.

>>3500381
Aaaaaaaaand I just got mental images of Blackbeard in Jean Grey's jumpsuit.
Time to scrub my brain with bleach and steel wool.

>>3500399
Bentham evaded capture, because Garp was sent to catch him, but Bentham was disguised as Luffy, so Garp was softballing it.

>>3500386
Not gonna lie, I am legit excited to see who was assigned Kidd's fruit.

>>3500415
Yeah, but canonically it was Hina who captured Mr.2, when he helped free one of his fellow ex-Baroque Works agent.

>>3500417
It was definitely Sentomaru, so he can throw Pacifistas at people.

>>3500422
Shit, I completely forgot that. Yeah, isn't that part of the storyline where that painter and Mr. 1 and the other agents hang out and open a real cafe?

>>3500399
He actually escaped Alabasta with the rest of his okama crew, because Garp went 'oh no lol these okama who are helping my grandson are too cunning for me, i've lost them all, lololololol too bad'.

So he's out there, sailing the seas. Being flamingly gay.

>>3500417
It was
VERGO

Just kidding.
IT'S TASHIGI, SO SHE CAN HUNT SWORDS EASIER.

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>>3500429
>Yeah, isn't that part of the storyline where that painter and Mr. 1 and the other agents hang out and open a real cafe?
Mr. 1 actually stayed behind in prison with Crocodile, who "didn't feel like escaping".
But yes, most of the BW agents did open a cafe.

>>3500432
>So he's out there, sailing the seas. Being flamingly gay.

Excellent.

Hang on, I thought Bentham wanted to be sent to Impel Down, since he'd heard that Ivankov had been imprisoned there? Shouldn't he have let himself be captured after stalling Garp for a bit?

>>3500485
I think he only heard about that after being sent to Impel Down? So he tried to get himself sent to the lower floors

>>3500429
Yeah, he actually gets caught by Hina, escapes prison, then fights Hina again, I believe.

On this instance, Hina was taking Zoro away (and her ship got trashed) so she never fought him the first time, and the other BW agents who were caught were on different ships to be interrogated regarding BW.

>88

It's a quicker walk than yesterday, partly because you know the way this time, and partly because Zoro and Sanji have made a loud, violent competition of charging ahead to cut down the trees ahead of you all.

Because they're idiots who hate nature, you guess.

... Dammit, why do you have to be mature and responsible?! Stupid Strawhats, making you be the straight man to their unceasing insanity! You wanna go batshit and kick a tree over too!

Then the distant sound of their yelling stops, followed by an immense rumble from the ground that sends your party to a stumbling halt.

"Earthquake?" Sogeking stares at the ground, but the Witch just scowls.

"Don't be stupid, there can't be any faultlines up here! I think..." How reassuring! You'd grip on to something sturdy, but the sounds of trees crashing down all at once attracts attention instead.

At first you think it's the two lunatics ahead, before - holy crap.

That is the biggest goddamn snake you've ever seen, raising it's head above the treetops.

And it's blinking sleeping. Since when do snakes have eyelids? No. Wait. That's not important right now.

What's important is that it's spotted you all...

"THAT'S FRIGGIN' HUGE!" The cry of the Greater-Thieving Witch.

... And it looks hungry.

"Ah... its mouth is big too," you comment, before it lets out a loudhiss, eyes gleaming, and hurls itself towards you all.

>DODGE!
>ATTACK! (where? How?)
>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)
>Other?

For non-OP readers, look up the snake Nola on the wikia.

>>3500485
I... don't recall specifically, I'll look it up tomorrow. If he does, I'll come up with something, thanks for pointing that out. For now though, he's out and free.

>>3500515
>>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)
>>Use a cannonball to boop it

>>3500515
>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)
GET FAMILY PET GOGOGOGO

>>3500515
>>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)
Snoots should be booped. Who are we to deny the natural order?

>>3500515
>BOOP THE SNOOT!
>With cannonball!

>>3500515
>Throw a cannonball at the snoot.

>>3500515
(Write in)
*pull a cannonball out of your bag*
"Imma boop it!"

>>3500515
>>DODGE!
NO MURDER HES A GOOD BOI

>>3500545
IT'S NOT MURDER, IT'S JUST A DOMINANCE ESTABLISHING BOOP

>>3500515
>>BOOP THE SNOOT! (you'll probably die.)

>sigh

Are you gonna boop with a cannonball?

>FUCK YEAH
>NO, I'm gonna boop with (what?)

No, you're not allowed to boop with another person. Yes, Carue counts as a person. No, your weapons currently don't.

>>3500560
>>FUCK YEAH

>>3500560
>>FUCK YEAH
It's a long range boop.

>>3500560
>>NO, I'm gonna boop with (what?)
>>Your hand. Cause it's a Good Boi and didn't do anything to deserve being Priest'd.

>>3500560
>FUCK YEAH

But nonlethally, because he's a GOOD giant danger noodle.

>>3500560
>>FUCK YEAH

>>3500560
>No, I'm gonna boop with (what?)
>hand
We will boop that snek and live to tell the tale, even if we will be living only for a few precious moments before it eats us.

>Boop Shandora's Snake God
>Become Friends with it
>Ride it into battle with Enel
>???
>Profit

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>>3500560
>>NO, I'm gonna boop with (what?)
Finger. Because that is how you does a boop.

>>3500560
>>FUCK YEAH
YOU FUCKS BETTER HOPE THE GOODEST BIG BOI IS STRONG ENOUGH

>>3500560
>>FUCK YEAH

>>3500560
Nola uh?
Let's see...
...
Yeah, she's a big girl. She can take it

>FUCK YEAH

>snek

The Strawhats yell, lunging aside, as the massive, open mouth hurtles towards you with the speed of one of Garp's cannonballs.

Speaking of cannonballs...

Gaze still latched onto the mouth-tongue-fangs that are making their way to Snack-ville (population: you), you shove your hand into your bag, drag out a cannonball of your own and

BOOP

THAT

SNOOT

>Roll 1d100, best of 3
DC is 60/80/100.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>3500628
Is this gonna be the Stefan situation all over again? It feels like it already.

>>3500594
YES GOOD BOY SNEK

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3500628
Please let the snoot survive, Dice Gods.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3500628
AAAAA

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3500628

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>3500628

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3500628
YEET

>>3500640
>>3500641
>>3500645
NICE TRY AGAIN, AHAHAHAHAHA

Only a +5 bonus, phew.

And congrats for passing the 60 DC to survive. It would have been really embarrassing to kill you off here.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3500628

>>3500629
>>3500633
>>3500640
89. Second tier pass. Not bad.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3500658
Technically 94 for the 15 bonus.

>>3500651
Are you sure this boop wasn't a quickdraw?

>>3500670
AaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3500670
........

>>3500678
Check your math BP

>>3500678
There a problem officer?

>>3500678
YEET'D BOOP.

>>3500678
Oh? Is something wrong, BPQM? Did you perhaps say something, a while back? About getting something if we rolled the same number three times in a single roll?

Or does that only count if it's in sequence?

>>3500670
Okay, this wasn't the third in a row AND it didn't have a trips post number, so not a huge bonus for it.

I've got the post mostly written already, so I'll give you an increase to the booping, but don't expect miracles.

>>3500678
pls let nola not be kill
friendship
mysterious “thunder god” arthur, captain of the colossal snake pirates

Rolled 85 (1d100)

Watch me Nat 100

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>>3500678
:^)

>>3500694
I thought the bonus for same rolls was only when they were consecutive anyway

>>3500705
No, it's for same call for roll in general. Two 15s gets you a +5 bonus. Three gets you... more.

>89 + 35 + 10 yeet bonus = 134 + stupid trips bonus dammit

You swivel from the hips and hurl that cannonball like it insulted Smoboss, whereupon it blazes across the distance and slams into the snek's snoot with a faint crunch.

(Cannonballs +1!)

The big beastie pauses, mouth still open, before recoiling a little, eyes squinting as it tries to look down at where the tiny ball hit it.

Said tiny ball proceeds to slowly thunk backwards, toppling out of the small, cracked indentation now just above its mouth, and crashing to the floor.

A small but thick shard of what looks to be snake-scale follows after it.

The snake promptly loses its shit.

"SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" A massive, wildly flailing snake is certainly a sight, along with the dozens of trees it slams carelessly to the ground as it furiously jerks and waves.

"Oooooohhh," you hear Strawhat say from somewhere nearby. Because he's also a dumbass.

>Attack while it's distracted!
>Everyone should get past it quickly!
>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!
>Other?

>>3500745
>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!

>>3500745
>>Everyone should get past it quickly!

>>3500745
>>Go grab your cannonball-
Kidding. RIP C-chan, you served your purpose well
>Everyone should get past it quickly!

>>3500745
>Everyone should get past it quickly!

>>3500745
>Everyone should get past it quickly!
Also.
>don't be silly, our cannonballs couldn't kill those sky sharks! We'd need to use them all just to kill one!
Y e e t.

>>3500745
>>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!
>>RUN YOU IDIOTS! LAST PLACE IS LUNCH!

>>3500745
>>Everyone should get past it quickly!

>>3500745
>>Everyone should get past it quickly!

>>3500745
>>Everyone should get past it quickly!
>>Climb on the snake and ride it into battle with god. How could that possibly backfire?

>>3500764
>>3500761
>>3500757
>>3500756
>>3500752
>>3500755
No weapon left behind

>>3500770
I'm sure a certain gore-smeared cannonball somewhere in the Upper Yard would disagree.

>>3500770
Cannonballs are ammo anon.

>>3500777
>Not realizing the cannonball is simply prepping to one shot god in a epic boomerang return

How dare you

>>3500770
>>3500778
The true weapon is Cannonball Pouch-kun

Has the snake scale any lightning protection? If the answer is yes and is not too big, take it.

>>3500745
>Go grab your cannonball, you only have two more!
>RUN YOU IDIOTS! LAST PLACE IS LUNCH!
ALSO GRAB THE SCALE BIT IF YOU CAN

>>3500770
Anon, we're not so autistic to recover every single bullet we shoot.
If you really want we can probably come back later to get it.

>abandon cannonball
>fail to pick up massively tough snake scale to turn into something cool
>oh well

"Let's go!" You're already running, as are some of the others - the rest follow, Kohza dragging along Strawhat, who's staring back, awestruck at the still-panicking snake.

"Hey, Art-guy," he calls to you, grinning wide with excitement, "what did you throw at it?"

>A cannonball.
>Don't worry about it.
>... How did you not see?!
>Other?

>>3500790
>>3500791
Oh hey, you guys figured out the loot. Congrats!

Too late, though.

>>3500798
>An Insult. Words hurt, Strawjerk.

>>3500798
>A cannonball.
>now get moving before I throw *you* at it!

>>3500798
>>... How did you not see?!

>>3500798
>>... How did you not see?!

>>3500798
>>A cannonball.

>>3500798
>>A cannonball.
One day, I'm going to be better with them than Garp. And I'll prove it in a cannonball duel!

>>3500798
A cannonball
STOP STARING AT THE GIANT SERPENT

At this point for every outrageous cool thing we do Zoro becomes smugger at his choice of rival and Robin's life expectancy shortens by a few days.
Usopp is amazed at how effective the random pirate he brought aboard is.
and
Nami, Vivi and Chopper lament being in the Neo-weak trio just a little more

>>3500798
>Pick up scale while running past
>A cannonball

>>3500000
Only just skimmed up and saw this, feel like you should get a reward for those snazzy quints. Hm.

>>3500844
This is pretty much accurate, although sadly Zoro and Sanji were ahead and so have no idea what made the giant snake they woke up suddenly freak out. (Rest assured that for every cool thing Zoro DOES see, he preens internally over how good his taste is).

>>3500798
>A cannonball.

>>3500827
>Flashy and Garp in a cannonball duel.
>They stare at each other.
Everyone is scared except Smoboss (because he is a logia).
>They both activate observation haki and start throwing hundreds of cannonballs.
Everyone loses their shit except the SMOBOSS.
>The cannonballs were also imbued with armament, breaking against each other and causing a sharpnel storm imbued with haki.
>Smobos exe.has stopped working.

>>3500875
Sadly Admiral Akainu was caught in the crossfire and is now super dead.
RIP

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>c-c-c-cannonball

"A cannonball," you answer bluntly, still running. Seriously, how did he not see that? At least you've caught up with the two confused dumbasses at the front though, as Kohza catches them up on why the snake has yet to eat anyone.

Strawhat's eyes glaze over for a few seconds, before clearing. "Hey, Art-guy, what did you throw at it?"

You stare at him, dodging a branch, and then at the Witch still dragging him along. She looks just as confused, before it clears up. "He threw a rock!" Then she mouths at you, 'Don't - talk - about - throwing - cannonballs'.

... You have some serious questions about that kid's childhood. Poor bastard.

At least you're out of sight of ol' snake now, even if its panicked throes seem to be calming down.

>Talk to anyone as you run? (Who? Say what?
>Other?

>>3500903
>Witch
>Ask how you're supposed to find God.
Arthur might've missed the morning meeting playing with our his new toy

>>3500903
>Witch
>Where exactly are we going?
>And is it really a good idea to have Zoro lead us there? I know Sanji's up front too but...

>>3500903
>Turn on Haki, check our surroundings

>>3500917
>Support

>>3500903
>>3500923
Might be good to know. In case we get seperated at any point.

>>3500799
I dont know how they did not notice and i miss that canonball now we only have two balls

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>witch

"So how are we supposed to find 'God', anyway?" You direct the question at the Witch, who's by now let go of Strawbrat (happy to bound on ahead with his two chief lackeys).

"Huh? Didn't you-? Oh, yeah, you went to sleep yesterday, and training this morning." She huffs. "All right! Aisa, Conis and her dad say that Enel, the 'God' of Skypiea, is on his shrine somewhere high up in the center of the holy land! Robin says the lost golden city of Shandora should be there as well..." She trails off, giggling slightly, beri signs appearing in her eyes.

Creepy.

"I guess a golden city sounds about right for a God's shrine," you mutter.

The Witch nods decisively, coming back to reality. "Right... we can't take the gold straight away, because the idio- sorry, Luffy, Zoro and Sanji - want to fight God. But we'll definitely make sure to loot the place on the way back!"

"......" It's not technically stealing... right? And the sky islands are outside World Government jurisdiction anyway, so... "And - is it really safe having Zoro at the front? I know Strawhat and Sanji's there too, but..."

"It's fine, Robin's sending her eyes ahead to make sure we're on the right track," the Witch reassures. That's even creepier. "Besides, Kohza hasn't got a full handle on his Logia yet, and we need our strongest guys at the from in case the Shandians attack."

Ah, yes. The Shandians.

>... Who are the Shandians?
>Mm, yes, makes sense.
>Maybe I'll head up front as well...
>Other?

>>3500978
>>Mm, yes, makes sense.
>... Who are the Shandians?

>>3500978
>... Who are the Shandians?
>rolled 94
Where's that panic button?

>>3500978
>Maybe I'll head up front as well...

>>3500978
>>... Who are the Shandians?

>>3500978
>>... Who are the Shandians?

>>3500978
>... Who are the Shandians?

>>3500978
>94
Worrying.
>>... Who are the Shandians?

>>3500984
Supporting.

Also, that implication that we're not amongst the strongest. I feel like we should be insulted.

>>3500978
>Mm, yes, makes sense.
>... Who are the Shandians?
Getting drunk means you have to get the exposition all at once the next day

>>3500978
>...Who are the Shandians
[One explanation later]
>Okay, so the strong guys are up front, but what if the Shandians attack from behind?

>>3500998
Technically speaking, they are stronger than you right now. Zoro never managed to fight you with all three blades, you ended up lucking out with good terrain and preventing him drawing Wado. A single kick from Sanji would seriously screw you, and a few would cripple you, if they managed to hit. And Luffy is... Luffy, also running on 3d100s.

You're kind of a glass cannon. Fortunately, you're a quick-learning, LUCKY glass cannon.

>>3501022
>kind of a glass cannon
All the more fucking reason to get that fruit
I don't want to have to deal with every fight while worrying about having the durability of a bag of crisps.

>>3501022
Sanji would go for the cup again on Arthur, though, right?

>>3500978
>Mm, yes, makes sense.
>... Who are the Shandians?