Welcome to the second session of this skirmish campaign.If you're new to the RPG look for the previous threads here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Alien%2C+Muppets%2C+Collective+GameRules: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3483879/thumbs/1557007282092.pdfTL;DR on the Rules:Create a PC Muppet through here:>Name of your Muppet>Type of Muppet: Choose either Animal, Amphibian, Avian, Dinosaur, Fraggle Furry, Humanish, Monster-like or Whatnot-ish.>Size: Muppet, Baby or Fraggle/Critter sized.>IQ: Roll 1d10 (1 is baby-like and 10 is muppet like)If players wanted to perform an action roll/check, roll 1d6 or 2d6 for tasks for multiple muppets.If they're not careful where they're going,a PC muppet or a member of the Nostromo will be killed from a xenomorph.Session starts at 4:30 pm est, any returning players must be prepared before that time hits, even if they're in the waiting room.The minimum of two players will be required to continue the game, max players are currently capped at six.
Rolled 6 (1d10)Name: StumpType of Muppet: Beaver in a construction worker outfit and hard hatSize: MuppetIQ: Hopefully enough to be sentient and can build shit
>>3497957Here you go.
>>3497910Stump, before the sesson continues, answer my three questions.>First, How to do you first stumble upon the muppets>Secondly, Can you recount which muppet are you friends with, along with your rivals.>Finally, What fear are you dreading of?
Rolled 7 (1d10)Name: PotreusType of muppet: caveman humanoidSize: MuppetI hope I get 1 IQ
2 hours left, be sure to answer my questions when finished making the character.
Waiting line so far...
>>3498008>First, How to do you first stumble upon the muppetsThey found potreus stuck in a block of ice>Secondly, Can you recount which muppet are you friends with, along with your rivals.Potreus doesn't really interact much with the other muppets>Finally, What fear are you dreading of?technology
Here are the muppets who answered my questions so far...
We got half hour left, be prepared.
Okay, it seems to be a slow day for a session so far. The weekend's comming and the next two days would be busy, is any returning players ready?On the otherhand, is the new players also ready?
>>3498307I'm here atleast
>>3498307I can play, just got back from school.
Good. Now we start.Ricardo Milos, the half-naked gay muppet was just been knocked out cold after failing to woo Kane with his dancing routine while Steve had seen what remained of this incident.Rizzo, still bewildered that they're on the Nostromo, was not sure where to hide in this ship.'Do you have a map of this Spacecraft do-hickey?' he asked.
>>3498331no, why would i?
>>3498338'Just suggesting.' Rizzo said.Just then, they hear the loud banging noises coming from somewhere within that heard. Grunts and Ughs can be heard from time to time.The captain of the ship told the crew to look out for other unexpected guests while he scouts for the person of that noise. 'And whenever you see it, just try to negotiate and do no harm unless if its acting like a lunatic, snuff out of its misery.' as Dallas told them.'Snuff out of its misery?' Rizzo gulped, 'I don't like the sound of this.'
>>3498008>>First, How to do you first stumble upon the muppetsThey burst through a wall he was just about to finish repairing.>>Secondly, Can you recount which muppet are you friends with, along with your rivals.He's on friendly terms with Ricardos, but wishes he'd stop asking him to join in his Village People tribute band.>>Finally, What fear are you dreading of?He fears being sucked out into space.
>>3498071Poterus, what room are you in when you started banging?>Floor Ahttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3483879/images/1557071883231.jpg>Floor Bhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3483879/images/1557071950765.jpg>Floor Chttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3483879/images/1557072016248.jpg
>>3498377Are you ready to join this session, Stump?
>>3498381Sure, I'll run with y'all.
>>3498386Okey dokey, you're in the ready pile.
>>3498381I feel like I'd be at the hydrosleep vault, all the technology scares me and I want to go back into my frozen days
>>3498396How do you end up banging the hydro sleep vault when scouring the Nostromo?
>>3498405When I woke up I started freaking out and running all over the place, when I found the hydrosleep vault it had pictures of people on hydrosleep so I started to bang on the machines to try to get them to put me to sleep
>>3498386Okay, so what room would like to scour through?>>3498422So basically, you've accidentally woke the computer up and kickstarted this current situation steve's having right now. How do you think would you do in the moment of seeing something that's new, different, and very alien-like when it comes to technology?
>>3498436The maintenance garage on C deck to look for futuristic space tools.
>>3498436Whenever I see anything technological I flip my shit, but only before I understand or get a basic idea of what it does
>>3498453When you enter the garage, the place seems very industrial-ish as it has a couple of machines that have a bunch of wiring, pipes and valve switches with small buttons on each panel, combined with the droning hums of a working spacecraft.From there, lies some toolboxes left behind on a shelf beside the machines running it.
>>3498464Did you ever find any manuals of how the Nostromo worked or any space ships like that?
>>3498493"Time to see if they changed the wrench any in the future."Stump is gonna root around in the tool boxes geeking out over future tools.
>>3498504I've been rummaging thru the papers in the cryo room but I'm more of a hands on kinda guy, I'm flipping all switches I can find and banging the console from time to time
>>3498509Well, kiddo. I got a bit of bad news, while there's some cool tech here on out. A futuristic wrench is still a plain ol' wrench like modern people used. What else do you find in those futuristic toolboxes?
>>3498516If you're doing all that, make sure you're not trying to french fry MOTHER.Because if you continue banging there's a likely chance that bad juju may happen. All it takes is a naturally rolled 9 or over(2d6) to royally screw-up.
>>3498525Stump finds a manual on maintenance and repair of the ships duct work, along with a checklist of things that need inspection."Well I ain't got nothin' better to do, and them ducts are about my size. I'm sure the grease monkey of this bucket would appreciate me dealin' with those for 'em. Hope I don't run into any space rats or sumthin' weird like that."
is the crew gone from the kitchen yet?
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6)>>3498554Well let's check my luck, hopefully those guards come and stop me soon
>>3498575Rizzo looked around the room to check from the outside of the cupboard, by then Ricardo was taken somewhere.'I guess?' Rizz responded.>>3498565Can you carry it or not?>>3498586Thankfully you didn't mess up the ship too much.However, the bad news is that Dallas may find you soon and you'll need to find an appropriate hiding place either through here or other rooms to scour through, but you'll require to roll your luck if you don't want to get caught from the captain. (2d6, 6 and over to break even.)
>>3498629The check list: YesThe tool box: Yes but it's a bit heavy, But Stump is pretty strong for his size
Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d6)>>3498629hmm if I can I'll go hide in the personal lockers room once I hear people coming, ideally I'd hide inside a locker
>>3498629take a peek for myself "yep looks like they're gone come on lets find a better place to be" take a swig from my booze
>>3498641As you carry both the toolbox and checklist, you suddenly hear eerie chicken sounds from a distance away from the Garage followed random muppet ramblings and the steps of the crew on a muppet manhunt.>>3498649You've escaped the room without any notice from Dallas as he was scouring through, as you head out to the Hygiene and Personel Lock, you see Steve and Rizzo crawl out of the cupboard from the gallery room as they're about to leave.>>3498698'Wait a sec, do I hear someone panting?' Rizzo questioned.
>>3498714"oh look its the caveman, Christ he's bringing trouble with him."
>>3498726>>3498714"ello frens, this place very scare me"
>>3498726>>3498732'What have you been, Mr. Caveman,' rizzo asked, 'are you trying to get us toasted? Because it sure sounds like its working for your primative brain. '
Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)>>3498714"Is this a space ship or a farm? Welp, better go down this tiny dark corridor and fix stuff."Rolling for how well that goes.
>>3498744"Potreus found sleep room but sleep very hard in future boat, lots of scary things, don't like future boat very much"
>>3498749"...oh boy I can't say I like it any better as well." take a quick swig because he knows its gonna be a long day
>>3498746As you try to do your average repairman duties in the corridors of the maintenance bay, you accidentally dropped the wrench as you head out.*Clang!*'What was that?' as you vaguely hear, you stopped right as the wrench hit the floor.>>3498749>>3498762Rizzo looked at Steve as he took a small drink from this bottle of rum then turned heads towards Potreus questioning in his head, 'How on earth do we end up in this ship, to begin with?''Say, do you have any good ideas of hiding, Potreus?' he asked.
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6)>>3498788Pick up the wrench and keep going. What are they gonna do, crawl down to investigate?
>>3498788"its obvious we can't use the kitchen again. lets try the vents we can lose them in their."
>>3498788"Uhh don't know where we could hide, floor is full of places where bad guys use to live, other floors will maybe have better hiding spots"
>>3498798'But will it fit us?' Rizzo responded.>>3498802'You can't dig down from there, you going to make more noises!' Rizzo exclaimed.>>3498795You decided to slowly keep going with your wrench armed, unknown what they'll do to you.It wasn't until you hear an angerly yell when the chickens continue to bawk their faces off.'CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR GIRLFRIEND QUIET, GONZO! I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE MOI PRECIOUS BEAUTY!'
>>3498828Well first off your a rat and besides I bet these can hold a giant insect lizard alien if the need be
Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)>>3498828"Hmm you don't like me and drunky ideas, you lead the way smart-ass!!"I want to grab Steve and place him behind Rizzo, then stand behind Steve forming a line.
>>3498839'Insect... WHAT?' Rizzo said.
>>3498845And alien geez Rizzo it's just example don't get your tail in a knot
The session is paused for the night, continues tomorrow at 10:00 am est.If you have any responses left, go for it.Players joining the game will require to read the rules first before creating a character. Thank you and good night.
>>3498843Touch me again and you get the warm end of the raygun
>>3498853'Okay, whatever you say, steve, show us a good way to hide.' Rizzo responded.
Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d6)>>3498828Stump goes toward where he hears the chickens.
>>3498858"Ahhh get that future thing away from me!!">>3498854see ya tomorrow QM
>>3498859I thought the session was paused also will be at endgame tomorrow Steve huffs himself up to the vent knocking the grate off "let's follow the caveman's idea and get to another floor."
It is paused now, Maybe I'll push back to 11:00am to 12:00pm-ish EST tommorow.
Mourning! The session continues at 11:00 am est. Make sure that you prepare yourself when joining.
2 hours remain til session continues.
One hour left.
Is anybody ready to continue?
Well I'm here
>>3498870Rizzo eyerolls with a sigh, 'Alright, but if we ever get caught through the sounds of these vents, I'll bite your socks off.'And so they crawled into the vents and went to their next destination to hide.Where do you want to go next?>>3498865You hear the sound of the chickens louder and louder until you see two familiar figures arguing about their chicken problems.It was Gonzo and Miss Piggy, whose dress was raggedy and filled with dirt and spilled oil.
>>3499795I'm gonna say floor b instrumentation deck
>>3499805As you crawl down to the instrumentation bay, you see more hallways in-between rooms with some having monitors attached to the walls displaying information about the variables on this ship.What lies on the floor was a banana skin someone had left behind.
>>3499851"Wonder who left this behind? Hey Rizzo do you think they are any communications around here? Really anything we could use to talk to others or escape? Guess I'll continue to look down the hallways
>>3499881'Whaddya mean?' Rizzo responded, 'Is it about the banana that sitting here?'He took a close look at it and took a whiff.'Yep, someone might be here alright, probably Fonzie's.'
Hey peeps I'm back>>3499881>>3499916"Then we have new mission frens, find delicious bananas, I mean find Fonze"
>>3499916"No I thought a place like this would have something we can use oh well let's find the bear for now"Will go to endgame in a bit so will be out for a few hours
>>3499989'Better be careful because we don't want to make any noises to get the crew's attention' Rizzo whispered.So they scour the hallway in search of Fonzie the Bear, and posibly the rest of the crew.The session is now paused until 4:00 pm est.If you want to join the game while it's still going, read the rules first before making a character.Have fun at snape's wedding, jokiningly speaking.
2 hours left.
1 hour remain.
>>3497845Oh frick, I'm late. sorry about this.
Is everybody ready to continue the session?
Slow Saturday isn't it.
>>3500941Okay, is protreus ready too?
>>3500009As you continue to scour the hallways of the instrumentation bays, you hear the crew's footsteps.Rizzo: 'Do you hear that?'
>>3501209"shit" is there anything to hide in
>>3501220Rizzo: 'Just find any shortcut or anything to distract them.'
Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)>>3501066I just got home>>3501209"oh no it's bad people" I want to grab something nearby and throw it to another corridor so if they follow it they'd go the other way
>>3501293run down the hallway get the gun out to show them i'm serious
>>3501295>>3501301Just as they're preparing for the inevitable, a voice came.'Wait! Please holster your weapons or whatever you're holding.'
>>3501342this better be good
>>3501349From the dark hallways, walks out a woman wearing a light-green jacket who seemed to be a little neutral-kinded.'I want you to know that we don't come with harm.' she said.She stopped right as she was near from the muppet party of three.
>>3501398tsk as long as none of us get hurt lady
>>3501398"Wait did lady say ham or harm, I'd like ham"
>>3501433why yes she's inviting us to a wonderful dinner, of course not numbnuts!
>>3501433Rizzo eye-rolled, 'Oh please.'>>3501420The woman handed out a handful of canned food from her bag thanks in part of playing out one of the oldest tricks ever pulled in any storytelling form, 'Are you starving, stranger?' she asked.
>>3501450no thank you i'll have some beer
>>3501450I take one of the cans and eat it's contents as fast as I can"I like mysterious lady, let's trust her blindly" I say as I grab another can
>>3501467'Okay, but could you please eat like a normal human, or at least a muppet, rather than just pigging out?' The woman zipped her bag closed.>>3501462She then asked the question, 'Where do you guys got here to begin with?'
>>3501493'Yeah, we don't know why we've gotten into that space do-hickey to start with', Rizzo responded.The woman seemed puzzled, 'Then maybe should you consider staying on the ship for a bit until things are calmed down, then we'll talk about that half-naked muppet that came out of our fridge and how do we send you back home were you belong." she explained.
>>3501540"Where is good place for us to wait? places with food are better"
>>3501573'Uhhh... Maybe the gallery should be best to wait, or the locker room if it counts.' She responded.The session will be paused soon as its almost bedtime for me.I'll respond one more then I'm out for the night.
>>3501593do you know where Fonzie we found his banana peel here
>>3501603The woman looked at the banana skin for one glance and answered, 'I think your Fonzie was in the garage, but I'm not sure.'That's it, the session is paused for the night. Be here at 10:00 am est tomorrow so we could wrap up this weeks session, post your responses if you have any left.As always, if anyone wanted to join while this session is still going, read the rules first while there's still time.Good night and have fun, OC muppets do not steal.
>>3501603I tell Steve and Rizoo"Let's go to garage, Fonzie has bananas so he's first priority!"
Mourning, Session continues at 10:00 am est.
Two hours remain.
Half hour remain, is anyone ready?
Is Potreus and Stumps ready?
>>3501677'Really? But we just got off that room.' Rizzo responded.
>>3502856Yeah he has to be somewhere around here
Slow sunday.>>3502873Rizzo: 'Besides, how do you think we should back to the kitchen? That dumbass was at the fridge when he was caught!'Woman: 'Yeah... about that.'
>>3503130'I think that your friend will have to be rested for a while, I think he's in a coma.' the woman responded, 'But hey, at least you could look at the stars from the windows.'
>>3503147I think that would happen when you hide in a fridge half-naked
Sory it's mother's day so I spent the morning preety busy>>3503147"Aw I liked the naked guy, anyways where we go now guys?"
>>3503216'I don't know, I'm just sitting here doing nothing but yaking for almost a few hours!' Rizz responded, 'Can we please let us leave and find Fonzie?'The woman pondered, 'I don't think it's a good idea to find him.'Rizzo: 'Well, all in favour of my suggestion you say yah, for... eh, what's your name?'Woman: 'Ripley.'Rizzo: 'Okay, Ripley (not the other Ripley), all in opposed of me say Nah.'
>>3503312yah, just be better to drink
>>3503312"Yay, bananaman friend lessgo find, Ripley come too this place scary"
>>3503340I meant to say nah
>>3503370>>3503385>>3503385Rizzo pondered for a couple of minutes, while Ripley was ready to head back.'If you've changed your minds, I'll be at the bridge after our mission briefing, okay?' she said.She grabbed her bags and walked off, leaving the trio behind for now.Rizzo: 'So, where to do we scour next, do you like to find Fonzie first or screwing around elsewhere to find more goodies?'
>>3503495Let's continue on this floor
>>3503613>>3503495"yeah Fonz can't have gone too far"
>>3503613>>3503647Mark any room on floor b to scour next, I'll randomly pick where Fonzie is.I'll tell you if you're either getting colder or warmer depending on the number.
A slow Sunday night, I feel this session might end shortly.
>>3503757Let's go check out the docking tube
>>3503776It seemed that the door that goes through the tube when docked is closed, aside it was little buttons that control the machine.However, there is no sign of Fonzie here.
Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d6)>>3503808Start hitting random buttons"Maybe machine will tell where Fonzie is"
>>3503820Better be careful because if you roll over 9 when hitting random buttons, you're screwed.
>>3503820Potreus bashed a couple buttons resulting to beeps after beeps, 'Acess denied' the voice say.'It's not going to help us, Mr. dum-dum!' rizzo told him.
>>3503837Ok I want to get freaked out when the computer talks to me and run in a panic into the instrumentation bay 8 while screaming.
>>3503852Better follow the moron
>>3503852>>3503867There were more monitors in there, this time it shows information about communation and something that says, 'Made by Weyland Industries'.You're cold on Fonzie's tracks.A
>>3503896To hyperdrive machinery space
>>3503896"This wayland guy needs to make less confusing space boats"At this point I'm getting preeety annoyed so I pop my head into all the other Instrumentation bays yelling "FONZIE!!"
>>3503910You head to the view of what it seems to be the inner workings of a complex machine that was attached to the afterburner of this ship.From here lies Fonzie Bear, seemingly sleeping quietly.'Well, this is some sleepover party he's having.' Rizzo sacassically said.
>>3503942I come and poke Fonzie to wake him up"Hey got any more of those bananas
>>3503942yo I don't think you should be sleeping here
>>3503954Potreus poked at the sleeping bear a couple of times, followed by some snoring.'Ma, can you please leave me alone?' he mumbled.
>>3503986"Hey we're on a spaceshit, not time for sleep, also give banana please"
>>3503994Fonzie still doesn't respond, he's still snoozing like a baby.
>>3504033knock him on the head
>>3504040Steve kicked Fonzie Bear to wake him up, 'HUH, W-WHA?!' He woke after receiving the boot.'Oh, heya folks! Whatcha doing here in this place?' Fonzie asked.'Or more importantly, why the heck are you sleeping on the floor of a spacecraft?' Rizzo responded.Fonzie looked around the surrounding room and notices that he isn't in bed anymore.'Am I dreaming somethin' or what?' he questioned.
>>3504079we're on some spaceship for some reason
>>3504119Fonzie Bear scratched his head in confusion, 'A spaceship, like in Pigs on Space?''No, bud. We're on a different type of ship.' Rizzo responded, 'I don't know what's going on for myself, by ya aren't dreaming.'Fonzie looked at the group like he was stupidly bewildered, 'Then why are we here?''Well don't look at me, Fonzie, I'm standing here asking the same questions you do.' Rizzo answered.However, as the crew may have found Fonzie Bear, the fight for their lives was yet to come.>End of Session 2, to be continued Saturday mourning.
>>3504154nice have a good week op