>do not poke the enel

You decide it probably isn’t the best idea to ‘poke’ the weird presence, partly because it might be dangerous, and partly because... well, you’ve been using it a lot lately, and the faint pressure in your head warns you of an impending headache.

Best to save it for emergencies.

It would probably be better to deactivate it completely, but you grit your teeth and keep it on for now, passively keeping a metaphorical eye on the weird something-someone instead.

Guuuh.

Lolonoa is... not actually kicking a whole load of ass, unfortunately. He’s taken down two of the damn things, with some difficulty; but their scales are apparently incredibly hard, and their sheer size and mobility doesn’t help, let alone how many of them there are.

Maybe your metal-cutting could get through their scales... but like hell you’re going down there.

You sigh, slumping back against the wooden wall as you try to minimize energy-expenditure, instead. It’s only a few more minutes before the watchful gazes of the others turn to worried ones, as Lolonoa starts to tire.

“THERE HE IS! A sky-shark! Zoro’s losing to a sky-shark!!”

The sounds of slashing swords and animal-roars fades suddenly, muffled by the odd splashing noise as they fall back into watery-clouds.

“.........”

“Ah... he’s not coming up... Did he get eaten...?”

“GYAAAA!! Zoro’s been eaten!!”

Nico seems calm, at least. “If he did, the clouds would be turning red by now.”

“DON’T SAY SUCH SCARY THINGS, ROBIN!!”

Then — a loud thud and pained bellow, along with what’s unmistakably Lolonoa’s voice - “GET OUTTA MY WAY!!”

... Did he just punch a shark?

(1/2]

You wander over to the railings to stare with the others, as Lolonoa punts the unfortunate monster aside, hitting the sea-cloud again and starting to swim back over to the massive steps leading up the altar to the ship.

“It looks like this wasn’t the best plan,” the Witch Thief laments, slumping down. “Even Zoro can’t kill them...?”

“At least he didn’t get eaten,” Nico says, pointing out the bright side. Wait, aren’t you supposed to want him to get eaten? Is that okay when you’re allies right now? Even if he doesn’t know you’re supposed to be enem- ugh, this is so damn confusing.

Lolonoa reaches the top, grumbling as he strips off his top and starts wringing it out. Why he even bothered wearing it in the first place, you have no idea. “Looks like we’ve been taken to a dangerous place,” he says, clearly annoyed.

The devilish compass-thief is less impressed with the situation. “You’re a swordsman, yet you used your fist to kill that shark?”

“Zoro’s so strong~!” ... Chopper, you cutie.

Meanwhile, you can’t help but stare and wonder how the hell Lolonoa got that massive scar across his chest and stomach. Even for a strong guy, something like that should have killed him, right? It looks like a clean slice - a sword, most likely? To scar that completely, it must have been deep as well as long...

How the crap is this lunatic alive?! Who even did that?!

“I wonder if Heaven’s Judgement is to let us starve in this place?”

Zolo snorts at Nico’s joking suggestion. “Would something that normal really be done by God?”

“... I don’t know. I never met Him.”

You fidget slightly, casting another look around. The sharks still swim. The presence still hasn’t done anything. Should you - no, you probably shouldn’t tell the others, right? But maybe they should know someone’s watching?

“With the ship’s bottom in this state, we can’t put her down in the water,” Lolonoa muses. He feels... concerned. Less about themselves than the Merry, you suspect, now he’s aware they have to try and prevent as much damage as possible. “I’m going to go look around the forest. You guys stay here and try to repair her as best you can. Luffy will come looking for us, so we’ll just Use Merry as our gathering point.”

Witch Thief doesn’t seem happy. “What?! Shouldn’t you stay here too? Why are you going anywhere?!”

“God’s on this island, right?” He grins. “I want to go meet him!”

>(keep out of it)
>That’s ridiculous! If your Captain’s coming, let’s all just wait here.
>If we don’t have to go through the water, I want to come too..
>Other?

Heading back home, might try to type an update on the bus. If so, excuse typos, as always.

>>3486272
>Or, hear me out now, we *dont* leave the boat and piss off whatever God is totally not out there and definitely NOT watching us right now.

>>3486272
>That’s ridiculous! If your Captain’s coming, let’s all just wait here. Shouldn’t leave Merry alone anyway...

>>3486272
>That’s ridiculous! If your Captain’s coming, let’s all just wait here.

>>3486294
Supporting this.
Unrelated but did you know that the literal translation for Den Dens is "Electric Transmission Bug"?
So if we get Enels fruit...
Well I'm not saying we should see if it's possible to teleport by calling people and jumping into the Den Den...
But we totally should.

>>3486272
support
>>3486294
Just because I want Zoro to say the line.

>>3486272
>>That’s ridiculous! If your Captain’s coming, let’s all just wait here.
Must protect the boat.

>>3486272
>If we don’t have to go through the water, I want to come too..

>>3486294
+1

>>3486272
>(keep out of it)
not my problem yo

>>3486301
>Den den rings
>Captain Smoker: "What is it?"
>Flashman jumps through Den Den "Suprise! Im not dead! I got away from those dirt pirates! Oh shoot, I left Mr. Speedy behind. IM COMING BUDDY!"
>Flashman goes back through. Smoker slowly puts his head to his desk and sighs.

>>3486294
+1

>>3486294
>>3486272
Support.

>>3486316
Ah looks like an ∞ cigar day
if there's just an empty space imagine the infinite symbol. I can't remember if this site auto filters non standard symbols.

>>3486316
>Smoker proceeds to place an *exceedingly* large order for cigars
>"I'm gonna go through this batch in less than a week, aren't I?"

>>3486323
Well looks like ∞ is ok to use.
Cool.

>>3486270
>>3486294
Support.

>>3486303
"The line."

>>3486316
Excuse me, that's COMMODORE Smoboss, and don't you forget it!

>>3486349
Forgive me Smoboss. I must commit sudoku to not bring dishonor upon my family.
>Flashman not given latrine duty but instead told to finish a sudoku book or ue wont be given sweets.

>>3486365
Replace sudoku with cryptic crossword puzzle book instead. Poor Flashy would be crying in two pages and never disobey again.

... Or nat100, finish the entire book in an hour and ask for more. Poor Smoboss.


Guys, are you actually trying to hint to Zolo that you're being watched? Or just Flashy being stubborn?

>>3486376
Of course we are NOT hinting anything. *wink* *wink*

>>3486376
Hint, Zoro and Nico should figure it out.

>>3486376
>Whats a seven letter word for idiot?

My thought was both stubborn refusal and hint. Zoro knows about our mystery sense and Robin may catch on too.

>>3486376
Stubborn. After discovering ghost-ships are real, who knows about gods.

>>3486376
Hint

>>3486376
A cryptic crossword huh?
It's a good thing Flashman knows a Cryptologist then!
And yes I'm one hundred percent suggesting we annoy Nico Robin over a Den Den until she helps us with a crossword.

>>3486376
Hint.

Back and writing, looks like yo' be hintin'.

>arthur is clearly flashman because they're both logical, responsible geniuses

What. A. Dumbass.

Seriously, what the hell?! Isn't this guy supposed to be smar- Wait. Has he got some kind of a plan? No, he can't realize you're being watched, so he isn't trying to bluff the presence. Dammit, Zolo...

"Or, hear me out now," you butt in sharply, "we DON'T leave the boat and piss off whatever God is totally not out there and definitely NOT watching us right now. Hmm?"

Lolonoa opens his mouth to answer, then pauses. His eyes narrow as his head tilts, looking at you. You stare back pointedly.

"Hm." He sounds casual, but you can almost feel his mind ticking rapidly over as he taps one of his sword hilts. You feel the confusion and curiosity from the others too - Nico seems to grasp the the subtext there, and that Lolonoa understands it, even though you doubt she knows about Observation. Or... maybe she does? "Robin, if I leave, can you protect everyone?"

... IDDDDDIIIIOOOOOOOTTTTTTT

"I couldn't say, without knowing my opponents, Mr Swordsman."

He does That Fucking Smirk(tm). "God and his priests, I guess."

"Oh, is that all? Then I suppose we'll be fine."

"ARE YOU BOTH CRAZY?!" Your yell echoes along with-

You and the Witch Thief blink. Then turn to look at each other. She's even stealing your lines, now?! That fiend!

"D-don't you know you're not supposed to anger God?!" She regains her composure quickly at least, while Nico titters. "This is just common sense!!"

Witch Thief... you're starting to suspect Lolonoa might be lacking in that...

Lolonoa himself - yup. The smirk just widens. "Sorry. I never pray to God! I don't even believe in him, so why should I care?"

That - you just told him someone was watching, dammit! He knows you're all under Observation! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!

This crew... are they really cunning at all...?

You stifle a groan.

"It's a shame," Nico sighs, reaching up to gently press the gauze on her face. "This altar must be at least a millennia old. Seeing such historical remains makes me... quite excited..."

Lolonoa crosses his arms. "Don't care. You need to stay on the ship and look after these guys. They can't fight."

........ that's... so cruel... and so soon after you've kicked his ass.... Lolonoa...

"That's right! You need to protect us!" SHUT UP, WITCH THIEF! Even the mink kid isn't clamoring for protection!

"That's right, look after us, Robin!" ... Never mind.

Nico smiles slightly. "I'm surprised, Miss Navigator - even you want to stay on the ship, despite the riches that might be out there, in the golden city?"

Golden city? What?

(1/2)

Still, the younger woman's eyes are already lit up with beri symbols. "Oh~ now that you mention it, I'd like to explore~"

Lolonoa pings your Haki with annoyance. "You'll just slow me down, witch."

"We need money to repair the ship..." Robin muses, eyeing some damage.

"But I guess you can tag along," Lolonoa quickly adds. "Witch, we're going to use that vine to swing across, got it?" He points at a relatively strong-looking vine hanging off a nearby branch.

>I'm coming too!
>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...
>Other?

Rolled 84 (1d100)

Stuff.

>>3486577
>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...

>>3486577
>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...

>>3486577
>>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...

>>3486577
>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...
LANCEBROS WW@?

>>3486577
>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...
>Pointedly mumble about how you could totally kick Zoro's ass and how they're gonna get themselves killed

>>3486574
>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...

>>3486577
>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...

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>>3486577
>>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...

>>3486574
>Seeing such historical remains makes me... quite excited..."

>>3486574
>Flashman playing the straightman, with Nami of all people.
Whats next, Luffy discovers the true identity of Sogeking?

>>3486599
Sogeking is Sogeking what are you talking about Anon?

>>3486579
That's uh
A big roll.

>>3486599
>Luffy suddenly realises The Truth
>"Guys, I know who Sogeking is!"
>crew's amazed he actually figured it out
>good job luffy
>nervous Usopp
>"Sogeking is really that Marine Flashguy!"
>.............

>>3486609
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup it wasn't good for you, heheheheheh
Fun fun fun, especially as it had a +20 modifier~

>>3486604
Clearly what Arthur needs is a better disguise when he helps out at Enies Lobby.
The mysterious hood wearing masked "Raiking".
I really want that zappy froot

>>3486614
Well then.
Hello Eneru?
Enel?
...
Eneleru?

>>3486614
>Robin's face when
>Flashman: "But if he's me, and I'm him, then who's flying the plane!

Big roll. Big modifier. Looks like Flashy is getting ganked.

>>3486622
Oh boy, can't wait for some Sekiro style lightning counters.

>>3486631
Nah.
It's time for Enel to die.
And with Zoro and Nami gone we can let loose with our swords.

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>>3486622
Its an Angeru!

>>3486574
>"Sorry. I never pray to God! I don't even believe in him, so why should I care?"
He said it!
/tips
>>3486577
>>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...
Fluffball and the burn master, what could go wrong?

>>3486577
>Guess I'll wait with Chopper and Nico...
Robin already knows our identity so its fine if we let loose a bit. With that high roll its best to stick close to the woman who can AOE neck snap in a pinch.

>>3486664
That shit won't work on Mr. "My observation haki is island sized and I'm made of lightning."
Our best bet is going at him full force and hoping the metal cutting aspect gets him.
And he doesn't dodge.
Though we can Haki too.
Nico won't be too much help if it is Enel.

>>3486676
Yeah it won't do shit to Enel, but she can take down anyone less than him with ease and that's why I want to stick with her. Butterflies are everywhere, nothing canon is sacred.

>>3486686
Killing Enel at the start of the arc will be fun if we manage it.
Which we probably won't.
Crocodile was probably better at fighting than Enel was because Enel has just been God Moding.

>unanimous

You slump down against the railings, torn apart by the dumbassery the supposedly intelligent crew are showing. "Guess I'll stay with Chopper and Nico," you mutter, despondant.

An elegant hand grows out of the railings and pats your shoulder.

"... Thanks."

After a quick bag-packing by the thief, they manage to swing over without too much of a problem. Lolonoa even lets out a Tarzan cry as he swings. You're not sure how you feel about that.

Wait, no, you do. It's
>jealous of the opportunity.
>'wanting to gag him'. That's a feeling, right?
>totally apathetic, you've given up caring.
>Other?

"We'll leave Merry to you guys!" Roronoa yells from the opposite... shore? Bank? He's out of range now, but you could only feel restrained amusement from him before he left, so you guess HE'S not worried, at least.

The Witch Thief waves. "We'll be back soon! Good luck!"

"Don't worry about us!" Chopper waves back, looking-feeling cheerful. "Find lots of treasure! Come back safe! And don't pick a fight with God!"

"They're totally gonna pick a fight with God..." you grumble.

Nico nods in placid agreement, but waves as well, as the two head out of sight.

"... So." You clap your hands, straightening. "Any idea how to fix a ship?"

>Roll 1d100, best of 3

>>3486641
Still have Chopper, who saw you briefly in Alabasta... but get him below decks quickly and it should be fine.

And don't worry, guys, the roll was regarding Zolo.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>3486707

>>3486709
>jealous of the opportunity.
Whoops

>>3486707
>'wanting to gag him'. That's a feeling, right?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3486707
Brain powers go!

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3486707
>jealous of the opportunity.

>Zolo
He's totally figured us out, hasn't he? Oh well.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3486707
>jealous of the opportunity.

>>3486707
>And don't worry, guys, the roll was regarding Zolo.

Ha! Eat shit Lolona!

>>3486707
>>jealous of the opportunity.

>>3486707
>>jealous of the opportunity.

>>3486707
>>'wanting to gag him'. That's a feeling, right?

>>3486707
>totally apathetic, you've given up caring.

>all those jealousy votes
... Is there actually some strange, primitive instinct in the depths of the male brain that makes you guys want to whoop while swinging? Is it real? I thought it was a joke...?

>>3486718
>He's totally figured us out, hasn't he? Oh well.
We end up being another Sogeking, where the smart ones know but pretend not to out of pity and amusement.

The darkest timeline.

>>3486741
Grug want swing from tree

>>3486741
One Piece is very scientifically accurate

>>3486707
>'wanting to gag him'. That's a feeling, right?

>>3486741
It's just one of those things that all men want to do.

Like taking a piss of off something really tall.

>>3486741
Swinging through the air on a tree vine is a man's romance!

>>3486707
>totally apathetic, you've given up caring.

>>3486749
Or being told "Dude this smells like ass...Take a whiff". There are directives which must be fufilled.

>>3486753
S-so manly...

>>3486744
>>3486747
>>3486749
>>3486753
>>3486760
...... Dear biology, thank you for my inny-genitals. Love, BPQM.

Also, tallying and writing.

>>3486770
Remember these facts of life when questioning the inner workings of a mans mind BP. But dont delve too deep, lest ye become lost in the madness.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>5-3-2 for jealousy! Flashy is into a man's romance, I guess
>81-50 = 31, pretty good!

As it turns out, you know a couple of things about veeeeery basic repair, Chopper knows... less... but Nico has picked up a good bit here and there. She won't be designing a ship from scratch any time soon, but a life spent mostly at sea, plus a load of reading and an occasional look at Merry's schematics lets her tell you all at least a little about what HAS to be patched up, what CAN be patched up, and what's absolutely fucked.

The three of you get about fifteen minutes of hammering and re-waterproof-varnishing done, before -

>Roll 1d100, best of 3

>>3486780
I'll make sure to give you guys the opportunity to piss off somewhere tall, don't worry. Thank you for honouring me with these dark and mysterious secrets of The Male Mind, I will use them wisely.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>3486813

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3486813

Rolled (1d00)

>>3486813

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3486813

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3486813

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3486813

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3486813

>>3486813
>I'll make sure to give you guys the opportunity to piss off somewhere tall

Flashman writing his name in the snow is an acceptable alternative.

>>3486818
This must be the work of an enemy devil fruit!

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3486813
Honestly, the tall piss and ass whiff are less than universal.
Tarzan yell vine swing, on the other hand, cannot be overstated.

>>3486813

>>3486840
this is awkard

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3486840
>>3486845
Options field. my dude.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3486845
>1d20
Oof.
Options field my man

>>3486829
No, Nami stole the 1 from the hundred! That witch!

>>3486840
Options field, no caps, (dice+1d100) without the brackets, if you don't know.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3486845
>>3486847
sorry

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3486818
Rolling for President Funny Valentine to appear, thus explaining this tomfoolery

>>3486856
Why is it that I only roll high when I'm doing it for nothing?
Do the dice gods enjoy mocking me?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3486864
I dunno, maybe they do.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3486864
Rolling for Dice Gods mocking anon.

>>3486865
>>3486868
I'm getting mixed messages here.

>>3486865
this is just sad now.

>>3486869
You rolled a 92
Another 92 and an 8 adds up to 100
Answer is yes.

>>3486865
>92
>>3486864
They are mocking you

>>3486854
Good jooooooob!

>>3486864
Yes. Duh.

>>3486865
>>3486868
Both of these add up to 100, so it's correct. Dice Guys enjoy mocking anon.

>>3486873
I don't see any other way to interpret that, welp.

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>>3486876
>when even QM booli me

>>3486873
Totally accurate

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3486883
Should anon be bulli'd more?

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3486883
I mean if the QM is bullying you not only must it be just, but it must be necessary.

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>>3486909

>>3486883
A-anon! I don't control the whims of the Dice Gods (praise unto them)! As their messenger, I merely interpret their will... :(
You'll simply have to kill them and eat their Dice Dice Fruit.
... Unless you're Fireplace. Are you Fireplace? Is that why they hate you?

>Robin 29, lol
>Flashy 70, not bad
>Chopper is Chopper

Your Haki warns you of a new presence, two of them, the second they come onto range. Trouble is, they're FAST - and flying, at that.

"Trouble," you manage to warn, dropping your hammer and standing to turn and face the giant-bird carrying some dude with a big-ass lance, as they swoop towards the Merry.

Robin looks up, and you sense her emotions sharpen dangerously as she switches into a combat mindset. Chopper... reacts slower. And squeaks in panic.

They'll be on you in a few seconds.

>Draw Pistol-chan, shoot the guy.
>Draw Pistol-chan, shoot the bird.
>Grab one of your other weapons from your bag.
>Other?

>>3486922
>>Surprise Canonball

>>3486922
>>3486923
This

>>3486922
>Draw Pistol-chan, shoot the bird.

>>3486922
>>3486923
>>Surprise Canonball(s)

>>3486922
>Cannonball the bird.

>>3486922
I'd like to chuck a cannonball if there's one within reach, otherwise
>Draw Pistol-chan, shoot the bird.

>>3486922
>>3486923
+1 I cast cannonball!

>>3486925
changing to this>>3486923

>>3486922
>>Draw Pistol-chan, shoot the bird.
Not sure if we can actually throw a cannonball without having to grab it first like our other weapons

>>3486923
AAAAAAAAAA

>>3486929
We got a few from the stock earlier, with Nami and Robin’s permission!

>>3486923
+1

Cannonball

>goddamn birdy
>goddamn sportacus

>>3486932
I'll allow it because you could reeeeasonably have one out of your bag and within reach.

>>3486939
>>goddamn sportacus

>>3486923
This

Also if we do get the fruit should we like, make a fake ability up to pretend it's not as God Tier so HQ doesn't mess with us?
Like something like a static static fruit which lets the user build up a super static shock that they can apply to their weapons or other people but not too much in quick succession or something.
Then if we REALLY get cornered we can just "actually I was a logia this entire time!" them.
Gives an excuse against swimming.
Gives a reason as to not ending every fight spamming lightning bolts against enemies.
Still lets us use some of our powers on an official basis.
I seriously want that fruit.

>>3486939
Time for Sportyboy to die.

>>3486939
>>goddamn birdy

>>3486939
>>goddamn sportacus

>>3486942
I still can't believe alternate Flashy somehow got the Darkness-Darkness Fruit.

>>3486939
>goddamn sportacus

>>3486958
Wrong board my dude.

>>3486942
I THINK the plan is to use magnetic powers as Flashman, do stuff like flying blades and rail gun fire cannonballs, and only break out the full power of lightning as Arthur.

>>3486955
It's truly one of the greatest mysteries of the universe.
Also if this Flashy gets the lightning fruit He's the Flashiest Flashy.
Silvers Harry is the Non-Flashiest Non-Flashy.
At this point we may as well just call the other timeline the Mirrorverse.
>>3486964
Just report and hide or w/e.

>>3486968
>pass on Kidd's power
>bootleg it with a far better fruit
lmao.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3486958
............ that's an impressive mispost.

All right, my sides and dudette, you're aiming for GODDAMN SPORTACUS

Who has more training and better Observation Haki than you, so let's see...

>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for your cannonball!

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3486987

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3486987

>>3486770
Jokes on you we can pee standing up

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3486987

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3486987

>>3486977
First, fuck Kidd. Second, hell yes, the Goro Goro is insane.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3486987
To be fair would even he expect cannonballs

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3486987

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3486987

>>3486994
And now I roll the 8 to go with my 92, getting the pair with the other 92 and 8 others anons rolled for me.

>>3486997
>>3486998
>>3486999
Hmm

>>3486997
>>3486998
>>3486999
WHAT IN THE NAME OF EVERLOVING FUCK
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK

>>3486999
>>3486998
>>3486997
wut?

>>3486987
Oh hey, good news everyone. Zoro isn’t here, so we can sword!

>>3486997
>>3486998
>>3486999
Magic nice 999

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>>3486997
>>3486998
>>3486999

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>>3486997
>>3486998
>>3486999
What the hell.
Can... can we get a bonus for this?

>>3486942
Disguise lightning logia as static paramecia?
It would allow us some leeway with using the power but it wouldn't be op enough to garner too much attention. Like, bullshit that the charge needs to build up overtime via friction or something and then discharges in a singular moment allowing us to at best paralyze someone temporarily when we touch him and thats it. Something lackluster.

>>3487005
Odds of that are one in a million.
just like Conqueror's Haki

We could tell Smoboss about the fruit and why we can't show our powers, that way we ensure he won't send us to recover something to the bottom of the bay, or a lake or any kimd of still-water mass.
As a bonus, just imagine his facepalms when he hears our bullshit excuses to why we suddenly can't swim nor touch seastone (we should have a small piece as a ring or something to restrain our powers until we understand the basics, or just train a lot while we are in the sky)

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>>3486997
>>3486998
>>3486999
This thread, and these post especially

>>3486993
Joke's on you, I can bleed for days and not die... no matter how much I want to... ha... haha... :(

>>3486997
>>3486998
>>3486999
I.

Um.

Dice-Gods? Are you there? It's me, BPQM...

I give a bonus +5 for double rolls, I dunno what I should give for three in a row...

And they were three post numbers in a row too...

And one was trips...

Oh man.

>>3487018
I'm actually the anon that kept rolling 69 last thread too too.
Am I a prophet?

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>ITT

>>3486997
>>3486998
>>3486999
>Going against God
>Summons dice god

Seems legit

>>3487020
ONE IN A MILLION ODDS BPQM
ONE IN A MILLION.

>>3487020
WE HAVE ASCENDED

>>3487020
It just a sign that Flashman is beginning to learn armament haki

>>3487027
It's one in a million
It's not armament that has those sorts of odds.

>>3487014
FUCKING D'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>3487027
Nah these odds are way too good for armament.
Conqueror's or bust. We must defend cute mink kid with every fibre of our being

>>3487022
Dice God's drink isn't a Pink Flamingo, clearly incorrect.

>>3487024
I'm terrible at math, can anyone with actually functioning braincells work out the odds of that? I'm trying to figure out what kind of bonus it deserves.

I gotta say, it's gonna be a big one.

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>>3487024
Huh, is it time for Armament-sama to make an appearance?
>Flashman's cannonball special

>>3487032
Don't give us a bonus

Give us the haki that has a one In a million chance to occur In someone.

Fucking D bullshit man, this Is ridiculous.

>>3487032
Why? They were kinda l8.

No conquerers, it makes no narrative sense for Flashy to have it

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>>3487035
That's not how the double roll rule works you silly goob

>>3487035
I always award a +5 bonus if people manage to roll 2 identical numbers on a 1d100, even if they're late. It's just a little addition.

Three identical numbers, IN A ROW, and with consecutive post numbers, one of them being trips... I can't NOT reward that somehow.

>>3487034
>Kid in danger from minions of a God
>Flashy's protective instincts flare so strongly he busts out the God Tier haki in response

Gotta say the dice have been on point with the narrative for this entire quest so far. From our humble beginnings as a budding weapon's master and observation haki user all the way to us nat 100ing Fireplace. Heck they even got Garp's jobbing right.

>>3487032
The fact that it happened in a row and 999 at the end makes this even more insane

>>3487041
Yeah this, revealing amament to himself does though, and it's not like we don't know he has it OOC

>>3487032
odds are 1/100 * 1/100 * 1/100
I think?
Gives 0.000001
or One in a Million.
I think you're actually more likely to get struck by lightning.
I think.
>>3487041
Doesn't his uncle have it?
Isn't Flashy also a D.?

What if we get a hint at conauerors haki but no one realizes because it happens at the same time Flashman sees a giant pillar of fire heading to the ship and emits a manly warcry (gily screech) that seems to surprise/stop the bird (we say is a mating call or something)

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>>3487047
>I think you're actually more likely to get struck by lightning.
>I think.

>>3487032
Given any number n on the first roll, the probability of the next roll having the same number is 1/100, then the probability of the next one being again the same number is 1/100
So we have 1/100 * 1/100 = 1/10000
If we are talking about rolling a specific number three times, then we have 1 in a million

>>3487047
>>3487041
Both his paternal and maternal uncles have it. And Flashy is like 90% going to be a D. at this point thanks to Flashmama.

Honestly Flashman has a solid base for Conqueror's to pop up at some point, and there's some evidence that Haki can be inherited when you look at Ace and Rodger.

>>3487047
>I think you're actually more likely to get struck by lightning.

It's not like there someone that can struck them by lightning

>>3487032
Found It.

This Is the chance of rolling 3 nat 100's In a row, or In other words the same roll 3 times.

%0.00010000000002090091

It Is In fact one In a million. Gib Conquerors

>"I'm not useless!"
>"yeah whatever go bake a cake loser, bye"
>GODMODE ACTIVATED: PROTECT DEER AND BOAT
fucking priceless.

Please no Conquerer's haki.

Flashman is already bullshit enough as it is. we don't need to give him every goddamn thing in OP.

>>3487065
If we're getting the Goro-Goro we're already becoming OP as fuck, so might as well take a page out of Flashman's book and commit 100%

And if we're NOT getting the Goro-Goro a non-fruit Flashman needs all the help he can get to stay relevant in endgame. We have a Uncle to punch in the face at some point has the nerve to be super powerful, the dick.

>>3487075
Honestly I really really reallllly want to grab ahold of some of Doffy's strings and conduct a massive electric shock through them.

>>3487075
I never really got Conqueror's Haki - sure it let's you insta-win against huge crowds of mooks, is super rare and apparently marks someone who qualifies to be a king but...
I dunno, it just seems so vague to me, like what is the point of having it besides going "lmao get bodied" to half an army?

...

Ah, wait, I just answered my own question didn't I?

>>3487079
Also I kind of want Movie 13 to happen just so we can battle the actual user of the luck luck fruit
>they touch us and steal our luck
>"Ha! Now you'll be too unlucky to hit me!"
>Shoot at her with pistol
>It ricochets all around the room after veering off course.
>misses them both multiple times
>ends up hitting her in the leg
>"excuse me what the fuck"

>>3487079
Or transform into electricity, travel through his strings and deep fry him personally.

>>3487087
I mean
Lightning DF can just body an army as well.
Chain Lightning bitches!
>>3487091
If his strings conduct then Goro Goro hard counters the FUCK out of Doffy.

>>3487047
Yeah, base 1 in a million... and then in a row.... and trips... oh Seasus, I don't even know.

I think you might just straight up take his head off with a cannonball.

Motherfucker.

As to Conqueror's Haki... I think I once promised to give it to you if you rolled three Nat 100s (not quest total, obviously, but in one call for rolls).

Obviously, technically speaking, three 57s is still the same odds as rolling three 100s. Plus you've got the other weirdness of in a row, trips, etc.

So... honestly, I don't want to give you guys Conquerers at LEAST for ages yet, if at all.

As to whether, narratively speaking, you SHOULD have it... I don't know. We only know what other people say about Conquerer's Haki, and the 'Will to conquer' thing seems like bullshit or very open to interpretation to me. What is 'conquering'? Ace doesn't want to run around taking over islands. Shanks is totally chill. Luffy is... Luffy.

Conqueror's Haki has two real interpretations for me - one, is the will to 'conquer' or defeat whatever stands in your way of insert-current-goal-here, two is that it's just straight-up, weaponised willpower. No conquering about it except for how you 'conquer' weaker wills by mentally bludgeoning them.

So, does Flashy have that kind of willpower? I dunno. I think he might have the potential for it, but could he pull it out now? Is his determination strong enough? I don't even know. If there's a biological basis for it, he certainly has it from the Charlotte (and D) line. From the CD side? I don't recall his dad ever showing it.

So.... no Conquerors for a long, LONG while, if ever.

But you're getting a big Observation Boost. And as for the priest...

This quest is bullshit.

i have found a work around so i can at least follow the updates. the downsideis that im doin so on a wii u... kill me

>>3487087
It's probably Oda's interpretation
of the 'Royal Aura' - all these flithy non haki peasants don't deserve to gaze upon the face of a king, so pass out already.

>>3487097
Honestly I think if we are gonna unlock it we should unlock in an actual moment of peril.
Doesn't Doffy have it?
Maybe it's a recessive gene and he got lucky.

>>3487096
>Chain Lightning bitches!
>"Power, Unlimiteeeed, POWEEEEERR!"

>>3487097
Flashman has the will to conquer the heart of every good dad in the world, also to conquer anything dangerous to his family.

>>3487097
>I think you might just straight up take his head off with a cannonball.
>"Chopper, I think I found something I'm good at!"

>>3487097
>I think you might just straight up take his head off with a cannonball.
>Alarmed Enel.jpeg

>>3487101
If you haven't seen it yet, enjoy the bullshit.

>>3487105
I think I might say something like 'If you guys get 10 nat100s and are willing to give them all up, you can buy Conqueror's Haki'. I don't even know.

>>3487111
help, my sides

>>3487116
>luffy finds out what you did
>flees from Arthur on sight

Anyway, figuring shit out and writing, thanks for obliterating my plans again, ASSHOLES

>>3487119
>"I'll use my Mantra to predict the future path of the cannonball!"
>there is no future
>only cannonball
>"oh shi-"

>>3487116
Robin meanwhile is just terrified because they will probably have to fight Flashman in the future.

>>3487097
I think Conquerer's Haki Is more about refusing to accept the world as It Is before you. You will reshape the world as you desire, purely by your own will. This Is only shown by knocking people out, but If you could defeat anyone simply by *willing* It, who could possibly stop you from shaping the world as you desire? That said, It seems there needs to be a decent gap In willpower to take effect, but theoretically If someone could reach a level far above EVERYONE else-

No one could stop them. That's why It's so dangerous.

It's probably understandable that you don't want to give It to us now and that's fine but at least down the road during appropriate circumstances It should eventually come out.

And yes, this quest *Is* bullshit.

>>3487122
Now that you've said that prepare for the next 10 rolls to all be 100.
>>3487126
Yeah, Flashy definitely won't accept the World Government's justice.
And changing the system from the inside is impossible because so many good men have been Fleet Admiral and failed.

>>3487105
>>3487097
>So.... no Conquerors for a long, LONG while
Fair enough - storywise the only time which gives enough peril and/or willpower for Flashy to bust in out is Dressrosa. I can see Flashman having a burning will to kick Doffy's shit in for killing his dad AND beating up his adoptive Smoke dad + brother. Plus isn't taking out a king essentially conquering his lands ohohoho~

>will to 'conquer' or defeat whatever stands in your way of insert-current-goal-here
Personally I believe this.
Luffy, Ace, Boa, Katakuri, and heck even Doffy faced life with the difficulty set on nightmare mode and made it out the other end in one piece.

Rodger and Rayleigh literally conquered all challenges that came they way and eventually the world.

>>3487097
>>3487126
Mmm, that's kinda how I saw Conquerer's, yeah. The will to take your destiny and the world's destiny into your own hands, and to fucking do something with it.

>>3487097

Statistics were never my strong point, and I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but my calculations come up to 1/333333 chance, or about three times more likely than one in a million, for three same numbers from 3d100 and a single instance of trips. I didn't count the fact those were separate rolls in a row because that would either involve looking at posting ratio and bring the chance indeed down by unknown margin OR in the end prove inconsequential, not really sure which.
I can lay down the math in anyone want to point out my mistakes.

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>Be Flashy
>Notice Weird Haki Presence over the island
>Maybe God
>Decide not to poke it so he doesn't pay attention to us
>Haki is saying something is heading towards us
>Chuck a canonball at it
>MFW I take some knight guy's head off
>MFW he was one of God's Priests
>MFW my plan to stay out of God's eye fails ten mintues after I come up with it

>>3487128
Then there is Kid
Who is a massive cunt
that's it
he also has conquerers apparently.
But he is dead.
So nobody cares.

I FIGURED IT OUT
Shuya, the priest who I assume we just killed, puts people through the "ordeal of string"
>ordeal of string
>string
NATURAL ENEMY LOCATED

>>3487122
Went to go eat, come back to this bullshit. Flashman why are you so broken?

>What if you wanted to stomp these three fools but God said CANNONBALL.

>>3487097
>I don't recall his dad ever showing it.
Flashdad doesn't have it but Flashuncle does, so that might count for something

>>3487135
To be fair, the Kidd we saw was a baby Kidd who hadn't even faced the grand line yet, and probably was still growing into his powers too.

And in canon he's done some impressive feats to set him apart from the average joe.

>>3487126
Hmmmm.....


OKAY. Your actual score was 86. +15 for Haki, so 101. Then plus the Bullshit Bonus...

>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)
>You aimed somewhere crippling (goodbye arm/leg)

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>>3487138
Oh shit, I think you're onto something.
Better clench hard Doffy
Dread him, run from him. Flashman arrives all the same.

>>3487144
>You aimed somewhere crippling (goodbye arm/leg)
Interrogation time.

>>3487144
>>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)

>>3487144
>>You aimed somewhere crippling (goodbye arm/leg)
Think of poor Chopper.

>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)

>>3487144
Anyone more familiar with one piece have any input on who this is and whether we should immediately snuff them?

>>3487144
>Fatal
Headshot!

>>3487144
>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)
We have Merry and Chopper depending on us.
Protect Mode: On

>>3487144
>>You aimed somewhere crippling (goodbye arm/leg)

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>>3487133
We kill the rider and tame his bird
We get a way in and out of Skypiea aside from traveling trough Den Den line with the Goro Goro (we just created fast travel in One Piece?)

>>3487144
>You aimed somewhere crippling (goodbye arm/leg)
Blow off a leg, I'd like to see him try fight/ride his bird with a prosthetic he hasn't gotten used to!

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3487144
1 fatal
2 crippling
In Dice gods hands i leave this character fate.

>>3487144
>>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)

>>3487144
*ahem*

BOOM
O
O
M

HEADSHOT

Can we just appreciate how fuckin terrified Nico Robin will be after this?
This guy
This MARINE
Just lobbed a cannonball at a moving target that you barely even noticed and killed/crippled him instantly.
And he could probably do the same to any member of the crew except Luffy.
But for some reason isn't.

I can't wait for Enel to see this and think we're the captain.

>>3487162
It seems that we aim for the head and end up blowing his spear arm off (YESSS spear)

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3487144
1 Fatal
2 Crippling

>>3487144
>>You aimed somewhere fatal

Headshot

>>3487171
Forget about my previous post, Iinked to the wrong one.

>>3487144
>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)

>>3487151
One of Enel's priests. They pretty much follow his bidding and other than a couple of character quirks don't have much going for them. Probably best to kill him. Depending on how Enel's feeling this particular day, he might straight up destroy the priest for failing and the Merry would be included as collateral damage.

I think in-story, Flashman's too worried about Merry's safety to consider crippling anyway.

>>3487144
>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)

>Captcha: Bus

It may as well be captcha, It may as well be.

>>3487177
You right
Changing >>3487147 to killing the chump.

>>3487144
>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)

>>3487133
....well at least we got a cool heat lance out of it

>>3487170
>Robin's fw
>Internal screaming
>External screaming
>Enel faces everywhere
>Flashman: "Whew, I was worried there for a second. You okay Dr. Cutie? Nico? Looks like Zoro may have been right. Staying with the ship seems pretty dangerous."

>>3487144
>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc

>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)

Rolled 25 (1d100)

Vote remains open while I figure out your rewards. Also if you do kill him, that'd be a hilarious continuation of just shooting that guy in the bar. Arthur is truly a ruthless fucker.

.... Oh my fucking Enel, you also get a +32 Cannonball bonus and a +5 for throwing shit due to a trait. Motherfucker.

Rolling for bird.

>>3487176
And now I posted before ending the text.
I was trying to say I'm not samefagging, I just misread the ID an though QM has rolled a tie breaker

>>3487144
>You aimed somewhere fatal (head)

No playing, P R O T E C T mode engaged.

If we keep playing this fatally, we're gonna be the Anti-Akainu. Legitimately Just, but just as fucking hardcore when the time comes.

>>3487193
>25
Oh, i forgot the cannonballs also explode
At least they do in the movies...

>>3487193
if this was a roll for US to get the bird, then I think we just decapitated the Priest AND his mount in one cannonball throw.

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>>3487193
>+32 Cannonball bonus
Wait, don't we already have like 5-10 Cannonball skill already?
...Oh my god, I think we might be better at throwing cannonballs than we are fighting with our normal weapons (besides maybe our swords with the style bonus).

>>3487198
I am okay with this.
>>3487193
Harry is challenging his father more then ever now. He's a loyal marine undercover as a pirate to spy on an infamous pirate crew. Of course he's at his most ruthless right now.

>>3487193
That bird Is DEAD.

D E A D
E E E E
A A A A
D E A D

>QM sets plans up
>ok so this guy is heading towards you on a bird
>PROTECT MERRY MODE: TRIPLE DICE
>Kills Priest
>Kills Plans
>Protects boatfriend and deerfriend.

>>3487198
Fucking Akainu. I legit HATE two people in One Piece, Akainu and Teach.

Let's show him how Justice works. Defend innocence. Show mercy. Punish evil.

>>3487201
It was a roll for bird to avoid injury. It be fucked.

Art-illery Art-hur, I guess...

>>3487200
It depends on whether it's solid iron or got explosives in it or something.

>>3487210
...oh no. Oh no. QM. Please. Be merciful.

Don't let the flame lance fall into the clouds and be lost.

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>>3487193
>+32 Cannonball bonus
>garp mode is now our best combat style

>>3487203
Our current cannonballs skill was 32 meaning it is now 64

>>3487193
Hey BP does this count as quickdraw?

>>3487210
Art-hurt.

>>3487215
...hehehehehehehehe.

>>3487211
You know the fun part, even if it has explosives, you need to throw it with the force of a FUCKING CANNON to acually make the cannonball explode.

>>3487214
No.
QM meant we already HAD that bonus.
We're not doubling it just yet.
>>3487215
Oh no.

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>>3487203
Wait, I think I misread it. It wasn't a bonus to the stat, it was a bonus to the roll because of the stat.

I'm laughing at the idea that there's a anon in Strawhat quest screeching automatically because they voted not to recruit arthur, and is just going
>"YOU SEE YOU GODDAMN MOTHERF**KERS??!?!! I fucking called it."

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>>3487220
Honestly, One Piece humans are really only second in physical strength bullshit to DBZ humans.

>>3487144
>>3487177
Alright then

>You aimed somewhere fatal (head, stomach, etc)

>>3487211
It's solid iron. Usopp's good, but he hasn't quite acquired THAT level of weaponry just yet. They're technically still rookies. ... Ahahahahaha...

>>3487214
No, it's just 32.
>>3487223
Yup.

>>3487215
No, Quickdraw is guns only. You DO have a trait for throwing stuff though, which gives the +5.

OKAY... tallying and writing.

>>3487228
Well we ARE getting a bonus to cannonballs after this. Right? Right?

>>3487231
Yes. (sob-sob)

Looks for 14 for kill, 5 for cripple. Gee, so close. Writing.