>>3483879

tl;dr

>>3483949
TLDR on the rules?

>>3483952
You can create a PC Muppet through here:

>Name of your Muppet
>Type of Muppet: Choose either Animal, Amphibian, Avian, Dinosaur, Fraggle Furry, Humanish, Monster-like or Whatnot-ish.
>Size: Muppet, Baby or Fraggle/Critter sized.
>IQ: Roll 1d10 (1 is baby-like and 10 is muppet like)

>>3483960
The game, as mentioned before is a multiplayer skirmish quest with roleplay elements where people would play their individual muppet characters to survive through the events that happen inside the Nostromo.

If players wanted to perform an action roll/check, roll 1d6 or 2d6 for tasks for multiple muppets.

If they're not careful where they're going, the PC muppets or a member of the Nostromo will be killed from a xenomorph.

Bumping for a TLDR.

One more bump for the night.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3483879
Chadwick Armstrong
Humanish

>>3484462
Jsut lik an alpha dude chadwick doesnt ned intellgience ti silve problems.

one more player to get the skirmish campaign started. First bump of the morning.

Sure I guess I'll check this out since none of my other quests are active right now

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3485680
Steve
Monster-like
Muppet size

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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3483879
>>3483879
RICARDOS MILOS ARIVES ON THE SCENE
>Humanish
>Regular size

>>3485689
Looks like we have a genius here

Looks like we have three peeps on board, are you guys ready?

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>>3485733
Ricardo Milos is ready

also i dont know why my ID changed.

>>3485733
Sure

>>3484462
Is Chadwick ready? You have sixty minutes be to ready yourself before your entry is withdrawn.

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Spreadsheet of the characters.

>>3485749
Or take the waiting queue until you're awake. I ain't rushing it.

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>>3485753

Now before the game starts, I need you to answer your character questions before proceeding to the Nostromo.

>First, How to do you first stumble upon the muppets
>Secondly, Can you recount which muppet are you friends with, along with your rivals.
>Finally, What fear are you dreading of?

>>3485764
Walking down a hallway
Work with them in the theater
Running out of liquor

Anyone else?

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>>3485764
>met them in a gay strip club
>they are neither my rival or freind. my 400IQ awakened consiousness brain is too far beond the consept of freind or foe.
>being suddenly straight

>>3485777
i feel like if you used an actual image tumbnail for the OP more people might be attracted to the thread.

>>3485785
Hm. You got a point.
Only IDK how to change the main image on top of the thread.

>>3485789
i dont think you can. it's just something you should know if you plan another one of these in the future tho.

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>>3485803
Okay. Until then, the game starts at 11:25am est. Other player will join while the session is still going.

Five minutes remaining

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You awake in the hallways of a contemporary ship, you had no memories of how do you end up getting inside of this space boat other than just checking some nifty things that were cool in the late 70s/early 80s before that very freak accident.

Tell me, what's in your inventory that could be proven useful in case of emergencies?

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i am ready

>>3485861
You're ready, yes. Check your bag to find something useful or anything that helps.

>>3485860
A empty beer bottle
A pack of cigarettes
A cigarette lighter
And a raygun...how did that get their?

>>3485877
Just let me know if the raygun is not allowed

>>3485877
A raygun can be useful for later. Very. Later.

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I'll give you a planning map to see where are you at, mark the place where the freak accident happened and the mark any room in green to see where do you want to go. Here is floor A.

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Here's floor b.

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And there's floor C.

Take your time on marking things until you pick a location.

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>>3485869
I, Richardo milos reach around my silky smooth, imaculate and sexually erotic fiugure. around each and every creavice and opening and reach deep inside my man-thong to produse the following:
1/4 liter of sexual lubricant
an unused condom(just in case)
a 12 inch penis
a can of redbull
a Gen 4 glock 17 pistol
a toned ass

>>3485918
where are we in the ship?

>>3485929
Look at the plans I gave you.

>>3485922
I see your rule 34 potential.

>>3485912
Don't know anything about photo editing software I'll let others pick but I would say floor a is most likely because that seems to be where all the living quarters seem to be

Chadwick moved the waiting line, Steve picked Floor A as the place of incident.

Awaiting Ricardo to choose.

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>>3485946
i dont know what you want me to do. is this good?

>>3485954
Good enough.

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You head out to the gallery room, the ship's mess hall.

You see two koo-koo drinkers on the table with the cup on the center, along with a very contemporary coffee maker, a lot of doors on the walls, a handful of appliances placed nicely at a bar and two fridge doors placed side by side to each other.

If there's any chance of food and drink in here?

>>3485993
Sorry, I meant drawers on the walls my

>>3485993
I open both fridges with one arm each at the same time.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>3486007
You tried to open the doors with one arm as you felt like a strongman...

>>3485993
Check the wine rack since the stripper has the fridges

>>3486027
Like a very lucky boy who found a dollar bill, the rack is filled with a variety of booze, wine and liquor products you could get touch into, but please drink responsably, Steve, or end up get smashed for a couple of hours.

>>3486043
Sorry that I misspelled responsibly wrong.

Anything else you want to do here?

>>3486043
Drink one now then stow one away in the bag.

>>3486043
what's in the fridges tho?

>>3486057
Fine, you drank one of the bottles available in the rack then put it away as you please.

>>3486024
Ricardo has successfully opened one fridge while the other didn't budge very quickly. Have you seen anything good in there?

>>3486066
i dont know, have i?

>>3486064
Some veggies, cheese, leftovers, beer, and even premade foods on the sideline.

>>3486078
i swifty stow away a beer in my man-thong and then proseed to eat a peice of cheese in one hand whilst reaching over to open the second fridge with the other.

>>3486089
You open the second fridge and found some delicious fancy food in that fridge. along with junk food and a secret stowaway.

However, unknown to the muppets trespassing the bridge, Mother sprang online.

The lights are turning on, the noises are heard and the sleeping chamber from which the incident had happened is starting to wake the crew up. You have a few minites to hide before they caught you red handed.

>>3486122
Duck into one of the cupboards if possible

what hiding spaces are there?

>>3486145
Think of any hiding spaces you can find. If there's no option left, find another room.

>>3486138
Very well, as the crew were about to wake up, you quickly hid inside at least one of the cupboards.

From there you find Rizzo sleeping from a cooking glove once you hidden away from being seen by the crew.

>>3486243
wake him once I think the coast is clear

>>3486258
Very well... You wait as the crew began to start their day.

>>3486320
Are you going to eavesdrop from the cupboard or sleep until they go away?

>>3486243
i hide in the fridge

>>3486407
Hahahah. Alright, but be sure you don't you die from freezing your ass off.

>>3486424
my body is too hot to suffer from hypothermia

>>3486449
If you said so.

As the party hid in various places, the crew of the Nostromo arrived in the mess hall. Unfortunate to Ricardo, he has to avoid getting caught in the fridge and you should've thought any other good places sooner.

In order to avoid being caught from anyone opening the fridge, you'll need to roll over 6 using 2d6 to break even.

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)

>>3486454

>>3486514
oof. rip ricardo

>>3486514
Ricardo tried hard on hiding inside the fridge until one of the crew members opened the door to the shock of everyone staring on his nearly naked body with speedo underwear.

Steve just stays hidden under the cupboard until the dust is settled with questions being 'Are they're friendly to them or they're gonna freak out into panic?'

Question: How do you describe the crew after they first saw Ricardo Milos the Brawns over Brain muppet who beleves in a higher IQ?

Back from a haircut and getting new shoes I would say I eavesdropped and after finding Ricardo they are blinded by his light

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>>3486556
the crewmember who opens the fridge door learches back in horror, shock and confusion.
the whole crew sudders but all move not an inch as they cannot retract their vision from the litteral half-naked muppet climbing out of a fridge. as the majestic frame of Ricardo milos slowly peers from behind the door the a tasteful steam is emmited from the fridge for effect. when milos' figure is in full view he does what knows. his eyes seek hungryly for a female crewmember or atleast the most nomosexual twink male in the group to entrance him with his elaborate and arousing rythmic dance movements.

>>3486576
You tend to hear the conversation going on between the crew and poor Ricardo whom he recently been caught.

https://streamable.com/dacan
The conversation was at best, like the classic maneuver of a child getting caught eating jam without the consent of an adult or sibling, only you got a mostly gay muppet being surrounded by the entire Nostromo crew. Only it is played different and awkwardly.

>>3486681
The beardy man (or you may know Kane as soon to be breakfast food) was confused and little to no shocked.

'Why do we somehow got muppets on board, especially a gay one?' Kane said lowly.

Even the entire crew haven't even seen a muppet who's mostly gay from when the first saw him in the fridge.

Rizzo the rat woke up as the events unfold 'Eh, what's going on in here?'

>>3486772
We're on the ship from aliens for some reason keep quiet also the idiot out there is getting grilled

>>3486790
oops. I messed up.

>>3486790
'Gettin' grilled, why's that' rizzo questioned in confusion.

Ricardo tries to explain the situation going on in front of the crew.

Steve on the other hand is still safe in cupboard for at least a few minites if they continue to stay in silence and whispers...

>>3486806
im tired and am going to sleep OP. i'll see you later tomorow.

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>>3486850
Take care.

The session will continue tomorrow. If any players want to join the game, read the rules first before making a PC.

Here is the active party group so far.

>>3486828
Because he hid in the fridge like a dumbass

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3483879
Penny
Animal(feline)
Muppet sized

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>>3487961
>forgot image

Really earning that 1 int

>>3487963
fucking furries

>>3488130
lol.

Morning everyone. Is everybody ready to continue the session at 8:00am est?

One hour remained until the session continues.

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Here are the stats of muppet currently in play.

>>3488204
It's around 6 where I am and I'll have to go to school soon I'll still try to post on my breaks but if I don't post you know why

Maybe I'll put it on hold on 12:00PM when school work is almost finished, that way people can still make their own PC characters whille there time.

>>3487963
Remember the question when joining the session before it continues at that time.

>First, How to do you first stumble upon the muppets
>Secondly, Can you recount which muppet are you friends with, along with your rivals.
>Finally, What fear are you dreading of?

>>3488204
we have a fine even spread of IQ it seems.
1,5,10

>>3488230
Even you say those muppets can count by 5s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RZyIBgmjU

Two hours remain until the session continues.

ok

One hour left! Be prepared.

Few minutes left til session continues.

10 minutes.

Okay, Penny before the session continues. answer the three questions that I asked.

where is everyone?

Take a moment to wait til penny comes. If the half hour is up, she'll be moved to the waiting pile along with chadwick.

>>3488629
Well I'm in class don't know how much I'm going to be able to do

>>3488635
How much time left in school?

>>3488641
Leave at 3:25, have school for the whole week. high schooler you know.

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>>3488641
you could probably have simply kept running the game instead of waiting and let steve post when he could really
>>3488654
also where are your parents? this is a board for 18+ mate. your could see something that might corrupt your innosent young sencibilities.

Okay, Penny gets into the wait zone. Let the session continue.

>>3486915
'A dumbass you say' Rizzo responded, 'Well I think that this speedo guy looks like he's about to get laid on and put into cryogenics.'

Ricardo was still thinking of ways to respond to the crew.

>>3488685
Posted a response. Shoot.

Sorry about the delay an hour earlier.

>>3488685
Look I'll be 17 in a few months I can either keep playing or leave

>>3488924
My id is probably changing because I'm on the school's Wi-Fi

Steve, you can keep playing as you wish. Also, I wrote a response here. >>3488707

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>>3486772
I richrdo single out this kane character as the gayest twink and wordlessly begins to agressively dance at this man. various divercly piched grunts are added for effect.

>>3489001
Kane steps back slightly then tries to pick up a pan to knock his inner gayness cold.

Rizzo took a peek on what's going on and seen Ricardo's rapid dancing in the moments leading to his eventual stop with the help of getting whacked from a pan.

'Are you sure that this dummy is capable of doing meetings like these?' Rizzo lamented, 'Because this almost nude guy is getting into hot waters!'

Slow day.

>>3488707
Ask if Rizzo wants a sip of beer but only a sip

>>3489430
'I haven't tasted any beer before but no thank you.' Rizzo responded.

>>3489068
Ricardo, if you want to avoid getting KO cold then roll over 6(2d6) to break even.

Maybe it's best that if this session ends, the campaign will continue through Friday, Saturday and Sundays. What do you think?

>>3489785
alright? I don't really know the lifespan of this

We'll see.

But first, we have a session to wrap up.

As Kane reached the pan, Ricardo, unknowing the outcome, continued his attempt on wooing him through his dance routines and what happens next?

*WHACK!*

Ricardo slumped when the impact of a pan hit hard like a thousand bricks, resulted in his cold naptime for a couple of star hours.

Rizzo looked at Steve and curiously asked, 'Are you sure that these peeps are friendly?'

>>3490063
well it looked like we invaded their ship in a way guess anyone would do that i

>>3490162
'I, what?' Rizzo responded, 'I wonder if they had weapons, I wonder if they had pesticide?'

Ricardo begins slipping off and on to dreamland while Rizzo rambles, 'What are you trying to do? We're in a spacecraft, we're far away from home, how do we have to survive in the middle of empty space, like literally?'

Kane placed the pan on the bar top while whispers of the crew were circling around of dealing with the half-naked muppet. Possibly the same questions they're having.

>>3490295
>Sneaking around I guess
Is this ending soon I think Ricardo lost interest

>>3490338
'But where do we have to hide?' Rizzo exclaims.

As Steve and Rizzo continue to witness the ongoing incident for a little bit longer, it seems it may take time to get used being trapped in the Nostromo until someone would think of a plan of getting back home.

However, as they find out even further into the story, being stuck in the Nostromo might be the least of their concerns.

>To be continued...

New session: >>3497845