Sixteen years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day the Saiyans have more than earned their title of warrior race. proving their might as Freeza’s most powerful soldiers, annexing hundreds of worlds in the name of Emperor Freeza. After the now-legendary Siege of New Salda broke the might of the Covenant’s empire, none have dared to openly challenge the PTO’s military superiority. Many systems have fallen in line, dozens upon dozens of worlds surrendering without a fight. Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 747. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 5,073,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of many, champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, and as “The Dragon of New Salda” you are the unbroken symbol of the PTO’s might across the stars. But for now peace has come to the Saiyan race, unlike any they’ve ever known. But how long will this hard-earned peace last?Character Sheet, powerlevels, and other pastebins: https://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute votes, 3 votes minimum to proceed>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of 3 wins>If any two roll posts are within the same second, they will be counted as one roll and I’ll take the higher number(s)>When votes are given, DO NOT pick every option. Pick -ONE- option, unless stated otherwise>Crits are nat 100, unless otherwise noted(a 99 may net you an extra bonus)>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes the DC, OR two 1s are rolled>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in a catastrophic crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can and will be shut down at my discretion>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any reason whatsoever>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: The Price of Peacehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JARlygB0XEM
>>3482741Previously, on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:After sparring with King Vegeta IV in his latest version of the Gravity Chamber, you’d decided on your other trainings, some going well and some going rather poorly. But in the past six months you’d visited with Towa several times, watched your oldest daughter Chaya become Dreadzone’s champion. By killing the previous champion, Ace Hardlight, in single combat. Your daughter Caulifla’s Stand awoke the same day, her desire to save her sister awakening the golden phoenix-dragon Triumph from it’s egg. After that you’d begun helping her learn how to control it, as well as four hours a day spent learning Cooler’s Instant Transmission. Once you had learned the technique you’d wanted to show it off, teleporting to Freeza who was surprisingly near. You’d teleported into a meeting between your friend and several noblemen-seeming aliens, who began trash talking you. As we rejoin Karn, Freeza has ended that behavior with a Death Beam through one of the green-skinned alien’s chest.“Now, who’s next?” Freeza asks, fingertip glowing dangerously. After a moment he visibly calms down, returning to his seat. “Anyone else? No? Very well then, allow me to introduce you all. Gentlemen, this is my second command, and besides myself is the strongest fighter in the entire PTO. This is the one and only, General Karn.”There is a sudden rumbling around the room; they may not recognize you, but they all know your name. Looking around the room you see the other green man, a wolfman, a large slug-like creature, three pale enlongated humanoids, and two four-armed humanoids, one with green skin and the other brown skin.“Forgive the boy, Lord Freeza.” the well-dressed wolfman wearing a monocle says, taking a sip from a tiny cup and saucer. “The Neimoidians were always ones to talk first, and think later.”“You’re treading on thin ice, Sir Felix.” the remaining Neimoidian retorts, mockingly. “With your girth you might break through, and your kind can’t swim.”“Gentlemen, enough.” Freeza says, holding up a hand before both could continue tossing insults around. “You all requested an audience with me regarding an issue? And fret not, anything you may say to me may be heard by my general here.”“Very well, Lord Freeza.” one of the large, four-armed creatures says. “As the gathered representatives of-““If you wish not to remain, there is no need to stay.” Freeza tells you telepathically. “Whatever it is they want, I’m not sure your specialties will be needed.”Well?>I’ll stay and see what they’ve got to say>I’ll stay for a bit, but if I get bored I’m out>Have fun with this, I’m going back home>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3482744>>I’ll stay for a bit, but if I get bored I’m out
>>3482744>I’ll stay and see what they’ve got to sayMaybe the situation could require our grain of salt.
>>3482744>I’ll stay for a bit, but if I get bored I’m out
Rolled 33, 54, 76 = 163 (3d100)>>3482748>>3482756>>3482761>>3482780I’ll stay for a bit, but if I get bored I’m out wins it. Writing.
>>3482744“I’ll stay for a bit, but if they bore me I’m out.” you reply telepathically, leaning against the wall behind Lord Freeza. “I’m just a little curious.”“Hmm, very well.” Freeza replies telepathically.“-the Quellor system have a problem.” the large four-armed humanoid says, setting a small chip onto the table. It projects the image of an unfamiliar ship, continuing. “Several of our merchant ships have come under attack over the past two years. Every attack was the same; a single ship flies in, then these metal warriors leap out and tear it apart. We’ve already lost more than three dozen ships, and billions of credits in goods have been stolen.”“So you’re having bandit troubles?” Freeza asks, brow raised. “And you’d felt the need to bring this to my attention, why?“Please, hear us out Lord Freeza.” the green man says. “We collectively hired a few, well specialists, to deal with this problem. However, the elite mercenaries we’d hired were just as easily defeated as our own forces. Their ships simply couldn’t compete with those metal men, and especially not that White Devil.”“White Devil?” you ask, slightly interested. “What’s that?”“Here, see for yourself ol’ boy.” the wolf man says, dropping another disc onto the table. It projects a new image, you watching as a white metal creature dodges several different ships’ blasts. “These bandits are no common raiders. They’re dangerous, and if left unchecked will eventually rob us of our wealth and claim our planets as their own. We would be undone!”“Now this is a surprise.” Freeza says with renewed interest, you both watching the recording of this robot smashing fighter ships with ease. The way the metal man moves, it’s clearly an experienced fighter. But comparing it to the ships, its massive. You’re only around as tall as it’s face, and with the moves it’s making you can tell it can still go faster. Whoever this metal being is, it’s good. “It would seem that sending my regular soldiers against such beings would simply be a waste. I may have to handle this problem myself...”Freeza seems excited by the prospect, but then turns to you with a sly grin. “Or perhaps you’d rather be the one to take the first crack at it?”Well?>I’m in, let me go prepare my ship>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!>Let me know when you get there, and I’ll join you>Have fun with this one, when you get there let me know if you need any help>Nah, not interested>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3482857>>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!I want more bro time.
>>3482857>>I’m in, let me go prepare my ship
>>3482857>>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!
>>3482857>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!
>>3482857>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!Even with the White Devil's speed and reflexes, I doubt it can compare to the pure destructive power Karn has. I know my Gundam, good sir, and scary as this opponent can be against regular people, this should be a cake walk for us!
Rolled 70, 73, 40, 24 = 207 (4d100)>>3482862>>3482863>>3482864>>3482867>>3482875>>3482879I’ll come with you, let’s do it wins. Roll me a 2d100.
Rolled 99, 27 = 126 (2d100)>>3482918
Rolled 3, 65 = 68 (2d100)>>3482918
Rolled 52, 68 = 120 (2d100)>>3482918
>>3482921>>3482924>>348293299/100, 68/100. Special success, writing.
>>3482941Looks like karn is adopting another son today.
>>3482958More than just one son, my dude. We're getting a ship full of them!
>>3482857“You know what, I’m interested now.” you say, curious to see just how strong this creature is for yourself. Focusing your mind you telepathically reach out to Meloka and your kids, letting them know you’re going to be traveling with Freeza for a bit. “That settles it. I’ll come with you, Lord Freeza. Let’s do it!”“Now that is the answer I was hoping to hear.” Freeza says, happily clapping his hands once. “Very well gentlemen, it seems that General Karn and myself will personally be ending this threat. Consider this problem of yours taken care of.”“Oh thank you Lord Freeza!” the assembled nobles chorus. Loudest among them is the wolf man, who howls. After a moment he catches himself, coughing into his fist. “Ahem. Forgive me.”“Now then gentlemen, you are free to go.” Freeza says, turning his chair towards the door. You follow your friend out, Freeza leading you to the bridge of his ship. “Change course immediately. We shall be heading to the Quellor system after all.”“Yes sir!” his pilots all shout, you seeing them changing the coordinates for his ship’s destination. After a few minutes one turns back to the two of you, seemingly nervous. “We are currently two months of travel away, Lord Freeza.”“Very well. So, Karn; I take it you’ve been keeping up with your training as well?” Freeza asks, sly grin on his face. “Why don’t we test out how well each other’s training has progressed?”“Now you’re talking.” you reply, cracking your knuckles. “I can tell you’ve gotten quite a bit stronger, so let’s find out just how much.”“Excellent. I’ll show you just how much stronger I’ve become.” Freeza says, leading you from the bridge to the training room. You’d gotten so used to your heavily-modified version that Lord Freeza’s barebones room caught you slightly off-guard. Freeza leaves his chair outside, walking in and stretching as goes to the gravity controls, cranking it to 100x Planet Vegeta’s gravity. “So, what level do you wish to go at?”Well?>Base forms, you’d have a huge advantage>Your base form vs Freeza’s second form, keep your powers mostly even>Your Super Saiyan vs Final Form Freeza, you’d both be roughly even>Other?(write in)30 minute vote
>>3483121>Your base form vs Freeza’s second form, keep your powers mostly even
>>3483121>>Your base form vs Freeza’s second form, keep your powers mostly even
>>3483121>>Your Super Saiyan vs Final Form Freeza, you’d both be roughly even
>>3483121>Your Super Saiyan vs Final Form Freeza, you’d both be roughly even
>>3483121>Your Super Saiyan vs Final Form Freeza, you’d both be roughly evenBro sparring go!
>>3483121>>Your base form vs Freeza’s second form, keep your powers mostly evenWe shall see if he has mastered the art of the jab.
Rolled 36, 30, 76, 93, 18 = 253 (5d100)>>3483127>>3483133>>3483163>>3483181>>3483193>>3483199>>3483202Super Saiyan vs Final Form Freeza wins it. Roll me a 3d100
Rolled 91, 38, 100 = 229 (3d100)>>3483226
Rolled 24, 54, 97 = 175 (3d100)>>3483226
>>3483121>>Your base form vs Freeza’s second form, keep your powers mostly even>>Bring up the new gravity training technology that’s been developed. You won’t have your best friend settle for substandard training!
Rolled 49, 98, 26 = 173 (3d100)>>3483226>>3483230Oh shit.
Rolled 22, 82, 45 = 149 (3d100)>>3483226
Rolled 84, 84, 87 = 255 (3d100)>>3483226YEEEEEEEART
>>3483230My first crit in this questNoice
Rolled 99, 30, 46 = 175 (3d100)>>3483226This is Cursed Anon from last thread. I must know. Does the curse persist? Or have I been forgiven by RNGesus.
>>3483230>>3483231>>348323391/100, 98/100, CRIT/100.Oh my. Writing.
Rolled 6, 57, 22, 52, 78, 57, 93, 80, 51, 96 = 592 (10d100)>>3483238Well...it could be a lot worse. Let’s see now....
>>3483230>>3483233>91, 98, 100
>>3483257I think todays luck favors you.
>>3483255>You have been doing your push-ups, right Frieza?>C-certainly!
>>3483121“Hmm, yeah, this’ll work.” you say, bracing yourself. “I’d say against you in this form, Lord Freeza, let me show you the fruits of my training! HRRRAAAAAAAA!!”Green ki envelops your body as you transform, strength multiplying several times over. At first Freeza’d seemed very concerned, but as your transformation finished and your height didn’t nearly double he seemed to relax.“It would seem to me that your training has certainly been paying dividends.” Freeza says, taking his usual arms-spread stance. “So you’ve learned to tap into that monstrous power without losing your mind?”“Well, not exactly.” you say, explaining yours and Broly’s unique mutation to your friend, and how a natural Legendary Super Saiyan is only born every thousand years. “And that’s basically it.”“Interesting.” Freeza says, as you take your stance. “Well then, let us test the limits of this legendary power of yours.”“Let’s go!” you roar, launching yourself at your friend. And as you had all those years ago, you telegraph a big right, Freeza smirking as he takes the same defensive stance as before, also remembering your very first ‘fight’. With a shout you slam your right fist into Freeza’s, your friend not giving ground. You follow it up with a hard left kick, Freeza ducking under it as your foot whiffs through the air. This leaves you exposed, and he knows it. “Tch!”“Got you!” Freeza calls out, swinging with a left at your exposed head. You focus your ki as you dash forward and turn, leaving an Afterimage behind in your place. Freeza’s fist passes through the image harmlessly, the illusion fading just enough for Freeza to see your fist just before it crashes into his nose. “Wha-?!”“Ha!!” you reply, sending Freeza crashing into the far wall. He leaves a noticeable dent, your friend dropping down to a knee. You watch as he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, grinning. You drop back into your stance, not rushing in recklessly. Freeza rises back to his feet, resuming his stance. “C’mon Lord Freeza, is that the best you’ve got?”“I haven’t even begun to try!” Freeza replies, blasting off the ground and closing the distance near-instantly. But you’re ready, both of your right fists slamming together in a titanic clash. cont
>>3483418> You watch as he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, grinning.B E S TB R O
>>3483435Just remember, we're one of of the few people in any timeline who managed to push Frieza past the bitch he used to be.Truly best timeline.
This is exactly why I voted to travel with Freeza. Fun Times.
>>3483498bonus points for shaping freeza into a more pro-active ruler by giving him the positive reinforcement of our time and attention!
>>3483418“Haaaa!” you shout, fist crashing into Freeza’s jaw.“Shyaaaa!!” he shouts back, catching you with a knee to the gut simultaneously. But as you and Freeza continue to relentlessly trade blows over the next several minutes, you notice the 50x New Salda’s gravity is beginning to wear your friend down. It is almost imperceptible at first, but as you keep going it becomes more and more clear. This is the maximum he’s been able to train in, whereas you’ve already adjusted to gravity levels beyond this, and it shows. While Freeza begins tiring out, despite in your current forms being the stronger, you’ve still got plenty of fight left in you. His attacks begin slowing down, you having an easier and easier time dodging and countering his attacks.“Come on, is this the best you can do?!” you taunt, narrowly dodging a punch from Freeza aimed at your head and slamming your left fist square in his gut. Freeza wheezes, the wind forced from his body as your strike connects. You follow up with a quick one-two to his jaw, then kicking him away. You drop back into your stance, not pursuing and allowing him a moment to catch his breath. You’re friends after all, you’re not trying to kill him. “Don’t tell me you’ve been slacking?”“It would seem that despite my efforts, it appears to be so.” Freeza says, once he’s caught his breath. “It looks like my own training has been rather insufficient.”“Well we’re going to fix that, starting today.” you reply, the impromptu sparring match turning into a training session. You switch roles easily from friend to instructor, getting Freeza to push himself. After an hour of pushing him past his limits he admits he’d been slacking on the training, as he’d been putting his time and effort into something else. Something golden.“SHHHYYYYAAAAAAAAA!!” Freeza shouts, golden aura exploding up around him. His power’s enormous, growing to unbelievable heights as he transforms into his Golden Freeza form. “This is what I have been spending my training time perfecting. I can now command the might of True Golden Freeza for five whole minutes.”“Impressive.” you reply, proud of his progress with his golden form despite not training as he should. But you still have two months to train with Freeza before you both arrive, besides gravity training what will you do?Well?>Sparring with Golden Freeza on empty worlds you pass by, he may be able to help you restrain Ascended Berserker’s power>Try trying to teach him Instant Transmission, the move could prove to be invaluable>Focus purely on gravity chamber training, force Freeza to become the strongest he could be>Work on techniques with Freeza, perhaps there’s something he knows you could put to good use.>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3483605>>Sparring with Golden Freeza on empty worlds you pass by, he may be able to help you restrain Ascended Berserker’s powerFreeza gets more practice with Golden? We get more Ascended Berserker Practice? Yes Please.Also GD, since we're seeing it IC now, what's Golden Freeza's PL right now?
>>3483605>Try trying to teach him Instant Transmission, the move could prove to be invaluableThat way we can hang out and train even more.
>>3483605>Sparring with Golden Freeza on empty worlds you pass by, he may be able to help you restrain Ascended Berserker’s power
>>3483605>Focus purely on gravity chamber training, force Freeza to become the strongest he could be
>>3483605>>Try trying to teach him Instant Transmission, the move could prove to be invaluableThis is TOO useful for Frieza, and he's a genius so he'll catch on quickly. Besides, we can train Berserk 2: Electric Bogaloo with Ubo
>>3483605>for five whole minutes.”Holy fucking shit that's like two weeks.
>>3483605>Focus purely on gravity chamber training, force Freeza to become the strongest he could beAlways remember the basics
>>3483605>>Try trying to teach him Instant Transmission, the move could prove to be invaluable
>>3483605>>Focus purely on gravity chamber training, force Freeza to become the strongest he could beLet’s stick to the basics for now
>>3483605Since it's falling behind I'ma change my vote fromthis>>3483616to this.>>Try trying to teach him Instant Transmission, the move could prove to be invaluable
>>3483605>>3483616>>>Sparring with Golden Freeza on empty worlds you pass by, he may be able to help you restrain Ascended Berserker’s power>Freeza gets more practice with Golden? We get more Ascended Berserker Practice? Yes Please.>Also GD, since we're seeing it IC now, what's Golden Freeza's PL right now?Supporting.
>People aren't voting for Golden Freeza>Change my vote>Two people then vote in support of my original vote.>Anon is confused.
>>3483616>>3483619>>3483621>>3483623>>3483630>>3483638>>3483641>>3483650>>3483654>>3483659>>3483680>>3483684And by a narrow margin, Instant Transmission wins it. Now roll me a d250000+50000
Rolled 48420 + 50000 (1d250000 + 50000)>>3483719WITNESS ME!
Rolled 147758 + 50000 (1d250000 + 50000)>>3483719
Rolled 183771 + 50000 (1d250000 + 50000)>>3483719
>>3483722>>3483723>>3483724233,771/300,000. Your base after these two months of training is 5,297,000. Not bad, writing.
>>3483719>dad forces you to teach your special cool move to your shithead brothers pet monkey>monkeyboi breaks your record of learning it immensely and doesn't even know>immediately runs off and teaches it to bratty bro like a complete and total toolCAN cooler get cucked harder? not that he didn't earn it by being a treacherous snake, but he'll know as soon as frieza uses it to poke and annoy him after the mission is over. love it.
>>3483605For the next two weeks you spend each day training with your friend Freeza on his ship, you trying to push his limits. Each morning you’d wake up and begin training on your own, getting your own early workout in before Freeza wakes up to join you. Once your friend wakes up each day you push him as well, each morning focusing more on improving your friend than improving yourself. He trains with you for three hours each morning, before going off to handle official empire-running business. You’d let him go after only a little bit of ribbing, continuing to train while he handled his business. But after coming back each day, you’d have a different training for him. Instant Transmission.“Karn, what is this?” Freeza asked you that first day. “I thought we were training?”“We are.” you replied, fingers to your forehead and disappearing. You used Instant Transmission to teleport behind him, it taking Freeza a moment of looking around to realize where you are. “I learned Cooler’s special move, and I think you could surprise him with it.”“Hmmmm. Getting one up on Cooler would be entertaining.” Freeza said, contemplatively. “Very well, I’m in. Let us begin.”“Right. First step is to focus your senses on the ki you wish to travel to.” you say, fingers again going to your forehead. “Then you focus your senses to that signature, to the exclusion of all else. Then move your ki to them, like so.”And with that you vanish, reappearing right by Freeza’s left shoulder.“I see.” Freeza says, hand to his chin. “But there is only one problem with this.”“What’s that?” you ask him, confused.“I can’t sense ki.” Freeza tells you, your jaw dropping.“Well then, looks like first we’ll have to fix that.” you say, each day teaching Freeza to open his mind and sense the ki of beings around him. He picks it up quickly, after a month your friend’s able to differentiate between each powerlevel on his ship. You’d also started to teach him the theory of Instant Transmission, but before you could really dive deep into it, you had arrived.“Lord Freeza, we have arrived at the Quellor system.” a voice comes in over the ship’s intercom, you and Freeza both stopping your sparring at once. ”Lord Freeza, you’re needed on the bridge.”“Looks like we finally made it.” you say, powering back down to base as Freeza deactivates the chamber, climbing back into his chair as you both leave the room. It’s about time.cont
>>3483959>No longer fucking blind Freeza My dude.
>>3483959>Freeza never learned to sense Ki before now.The fuck? Why did he never learn?
>>3483605>“This is what I have been spending my training time perfecting. I can now command the might of True Golden Freeza for five whole minutes.”Also GD you fucking memelord. I see that 5 Minute Reference.
>>3483970Because he has scouters to do that for him.
>>3483985Scouters are useless if your fighting someone with a PL at or over 1 Million. Which means anyone a Scouter works on is a fucking scrub unworthy of Freeza's time, and its anyone they don't work on, that he needs to show atleast the bare minimum of attention too.
>>3483959“Alright, what’s the situation?” Freeza asks as he and you both enter into the room side-by-side.“Yes sir, there have been two sightings of the pirates since we set this course.” Zarbon says, the blue-skinned alien pulling up a short video clip. You watch from what you assume is the bridge of an unfamiliar ship, when suddenly the white machine man lands on it. You see it slam a massive club-like weapon down on the bridge, ending the feed. “As you can see, this being is quite fast and strong enough to take down Neimoidian private military forces.”“It’s not that fast.” you mutter, Freeza chuckling.“Ahem. So, from studying their attacks we have a good idea where they are coming from.” Zarbon continues, pulling up a display of two vastly different planets. One is a large red world, small settlements and a few cities littering the surface. The other is a smaller blue planet, most of it’s surface covered in water and the landmass covered in civilizations. “They seem to be based somewhere in this star system, these the only two inhabitable worlds anywhere close by. If they’re still here, and haven’t heard of our approach and fled, they’ll be hiding out here on one of these two planets to lay low until their next attack.”“There are two planets, and two of us.” Freeza says, tail twitching once in anticipation. “Which world would you prefer to search?”Well?>The red one>The blue one
>>3484007>>The blue oneI don't know Gundam well enough to guess the Red Planet but helloooooooo alternate earth~
>>3484007>>The red oneThe based one.
>>3484007>The blue oneWe gundam now.We gonna fight mizuki?Because i'm all kinds of up for that.
>>3484014Whats the red planet?
>>3484007Also i really, really don't want these guys to die.Especially biscuit and his sisters, goddamnit.
>>3484028It's mars.Tekkadan could be on either, though.
>>3483994The scouters here have been improved. And I was just answering a question.
>>3484007>no zaku'sShit timeline>red one
>>3484035I know they have been, I was referring to the last known major upgrade they got. Before they would just explode instead of just reading ERROR.
>>3484007>>The red one
>>3484007>The blue one
>>3484007>the blue one
>>3484007>The red one
Rolled 29, 16, 48, 29, 46, 7, 32 = 207 (7d100)>>3484013>>3484014>>3484019>>3484038>>3484041>>3484044>>3484051Blue planet wins it, roll me a d100.
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>3484061
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>3484061
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>3484061YEEEEART
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>3484061
>>3484061>>3484064at least it's higher then any of the opposed rolls
>>3484063>>3484064>>348406753/100. Failure, but could have been far worse. Writing.
>>3484094I think we just got shot. Someone's about to get smacked by our Big Green Energy.
If this planet is trutly a not-earth we should try to use Karn's extremely developed diplomancer abilities and call Freeza so he negotiates the terms of their peaceful surrender.
>>3484108More like, we side with tekkadan, kill a few leaders and install them and their buddies as the new leaders of not earth in exchange for becoming part of the PTO.We could even give them some covenant tech to upgrade their gundams.Or maybe that's just the "i really like tekkadan" in me talking.
>>3484129I mean, nobody's got dibs on this system yet, right?We could totally just absorb them into the PTO and keep it as a sanctuary planet rather than going full slave labor.Maybe make mars a saiyan nursery world in case anything happens to new salda some day.I bet frieza would give it to us if we just asked.
>>3484007“Hrmmmm.” you reply, closing your eyes and focusing your ki sense. You reach out with your mind, but can’t get a really solid read on either planet’s inhabitants. But you don’t sense anything powerful from either of them, if anything there was even as strong as Guldo, you’d be able to sense them. But then again, machines aren’t alive, and you can’t sense what isn’t there. “I can’t really sense anything from either of them. But I’ll take that blue one.”“Very well, I’ll search the larger red one.” Freeza says. “Zarbon, prepare the men for a ground invasion. Karn, will you lead a team down as well?”“Nah, they’d only get in my way.” you say, turning to head to the Attack Pod storage bay. “I’ll head down myself. If something happens, I’ll let you know.”“Good hunting, Karn.” Freeza says, he and Zarbon preparing for a full landing as you depart the bridge. You quickly make your way to the launch bay, a tech entering the coordinates for you as you walk in.“All ready to go?” you ask, the tech nearly jumping out of his skin.“K-K-Karn?!!” he shouts, turning and throwing you a hasty salute. “I-I’m just now getting it ready for you.”“Thanks, take your time.” you say, leaning back against the wall. He’s very nervous as he continues programming the pod, it takes him a minute or two before finally finishing up. Once done he backs up, again saluting you. “Thanks kid.”“Y-Y-You’re welcome s-sir!” he says, you saluting back then getting in the pod. A second later you blast off, heading right towards the blue planet. You travel quickly through the void of space, approaching the planet when suddenly a voice comes over your pod’s comms.“I would advise you turn back, PTO.” a voice with a hard edge says. “You have five seconds to turn back, else we’ll be forced to open fire.”“I have no idea who you are, but I’m not here to start a war. I’m just looking for some pirates.” you reply. “But if you oppose me, I’ll have no choice but to take whoever interferes in my mission down as well.”“Regrettable. I have just gained control of this world, and I would have greatly preferred peaceful relations with the PTO.” the voice says, sighing out. “But if you will not turn back then you must die. Farewell.”As he says this your instincts scream in warning, but before you can act your Attack Pod simply explodes. You brace yourself, Barrier springing into existance as a massive blast of energy slams into you.cont
>>3484228>“I would advise you turn back, PTO.” a voice with a hard edge says. “You have five seconds to turn back, else we’ll be forced to open fire.”>“I have no idea who you are, but I’m not here to start a war. I’m just looking for some pirates.” you reply. “But if you oppose me, I’ll have no choice but to take whoever interferes in my mission down as well.”>“Regrettable. I have just gained control of this world, and I would have greatly preferred peaceful relations with the PTO.” the voice says, sighing out. “But if you will not turn back then you must die. Farewell.”Reaaaaaaaaal smart man. Reaaaaaaaaaal smart.The look on his face when he finds out he opened fire on the PTO's Second In Command....Top Keks.
>>3484241>smoke clears>karn cracks his neck>"I'm willing to assume this was the act of a single incompetent overseer, and NOT the overall planetary sentiment?"
>>3484249>Direct hit! Signal lost, we got him.>No wait! Something's still there!>What do you mean?>Look, on the optical scan! It's some kind of orb!>His pod had shielding?>I dunno. Hold on, let me zoom in...>...>That's not a pod.>I see that.>He looks pissed.>I see that.>Wait, i recognize that guy from somewhere...>Oh. Oh no.
>>3484228>“Thanks, take your time.” you say, leaning back against the wall. He’s very nervous as he continues programming the pod, it takes him a minute or two before finally finishing up. Once done he backs up, again saluting you. “Thanks kid.”“Y-Y-You’re welcome s-sir!”I like tech grunt. If he does sifnificant interesting I'd like to add him to the adopted children team. Or at least give him a head pat.
>>3484311I give him three more days on frieza's ship tops before he gets death beam'd.We'd better snatch him up when we go home, instant transmission him with us.
>>3484311We're just adopting everybody now, aren't we?
>>3484311As a technician in the military I'm willing to bet he'd be happy with nobody willingly trying to break the shit he's in charge of.
>>3484332remember when karn's crew literally threw a party when nobody died for a whole week?apparently a PTO crewmember has an average lifespan of five minutes, and i'm betting a spot on karn's ship is hailed as some kind of legendary heaven-like position, considering nobody's actually gotten in since he took on his original crew. They're all still there, like over a decade later.And i've been saying we could use more crewmembers.Engineers, hackers, pilots and guards. Would be nice for them to be more useful.
I think the PTO's record for a ship with their full crew being intact was like 3 months before we came along?>>3484363Besides, we don't need any of that. We already have people to repair and pilot our ship, we have cook and doctors to feed and take care of us, we don't need Hackers when we have Towa on speed dile, and at our level guards are pointless, cause they can't defend us, or defend our ship from anyone who would have the balls to attack it.
>>3484363>five minutesMan what ship are you on? Cooler's? Get that pussy shit out of here. We live for two minutes and we're proud to serve lord Frieza.
>>3484363Never enough engineers.
>>3484377We don't NEED more engineers, but having a few genius gearheads on the crew would take the strain off of them, improve repair times and possibly result in upgrades for the ship.We don't NEED pilots, but an ace or two at the helm could be the difference between our ship (and it's crew) surviving or not.We don't NEED cooks or doctors, but White, Mouse, Silver and Jim are the four most hardworking guys on the ship, and they could use the help more than anyone.We don't NEED professional hackers, but what happens if someone gets into the ship's systems and starts opening airlocks, turning off the shields or exploding control panels?We don't NEED guards for ourselves, but what about the crew? Their power levels are barely in the thousands, and we can't be there to save them all the time.There's no reason not to collect a great team, especially of engineers, when it costs us nothing.People would jump at the chance to work on karn's ship, and the PTO can afford anyone from anywhere, not that we couldn't find some rising stars willing to work for food, i'm sure.Our ship could be way better off if only we filled some of those empty beds.All we have to do is order the PTO to start a recruitment drive.
>>3484402Lol. Okay anon. You do you.
>>3484332How much of your time is spent scraping dip-spit and energy drink residue of off circuit boards?
>>3484228“What the hell?” you wonder to yourself, the attack ending after a few more seconds. You then reorient on the planet, focusing. You sense millions of small ki signatures, and a few thousand in the ten-thousands. Focusing on the strongest of the large powers you put your fingertips to your forehead, and using Instant Transmission to appear beside it. And, surprise surprise, you appeared next to a large mechanical man. However it wasn’t the one you were expecting, this being is a large brown machine. But surprisingly, the ki you’re sensing is coming from within it’s torso. Wait, is that entire thing some kind of armored suit ship? “Hey, you! Were you the one who authorized opening fire?”“Who the hell are- Wait, that armor... You’re with the PTO?!” a familiar voice says, but not the one that opened fire. The suit dashes back from you, drawing a rifle from it’s back with each arm, pointing the four massive weapons at you. “Impossible, they just shot you down!”“I’m a little harder to kill that that.” you reply into your scouter. “Now point me to the one who authorized that attack.”“Orga, McGillis’s attack didn’t take him down!” the pilot before you shouts, opening fire. You activate your Barrier, but unfortunately his weapons don’t fire energy bolts but solid projectiles. They pierce right through your Barrier without issues, one slamming into you. It explodes as it strikes you, the blast knocking you down to the ground on your ass. But he doesn’t quit firing, unleashing a hellstorm on your position. You’re forced on the defensive, flipping and spinning around the massive shells. “Mika, get over here, now!”“Dammit, this guy doesn’t let up!” you think to yourself, launching yourself off the ground and high into the air. But your opponent continues his onslaught, his ammo seemingly endless. But suddenly he stops firing, your ears ringing from all the explosions that just went off. You wonder for a second why he stopped, when suddenly he drops all four guns, grabbing a massive axe and holding it with his larger arms.“Alright PTO, bring it on!” his voice shouts in your ear, you feeling his ki jumping up slightly. “We’re not dying here!”Well, what do you do?>Rush and attack, smash this thing>Evade and counter, you don’t think you could actually block a weapon like that>Super Ki Blade, rush and attack>Energy Javelins, take this thing’s limbs out>Super Energy Bomb, destroy this thing in one shot>Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re after some pirates attacking PTO allies>Try and talk this guy down, he knows where this ‘McGillis’ is hiding >Other(write in)
>>3484363We have a CIS Droid on our ship that has a service life of over 30 seconds despite being in constant proximity of a force sensitive person.That in and of itself is unheard of.
>>3484363Also one thing I learned from SS13, nothing ever good came from an overabundance of crew members.
>>3484432Hey, hey guys! Sseth here!And Oney, Nyueeh...
>>3484422>>Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re after some pirates attacking PTO allies>>Though your also interested in talking to this 'Mcgillis' and asking him what he's playing at by saying he wants positive relations with the PTO and then opens fire on it's Second In Command.If this guy doesn't reason he's going to die but I'll give him a chance.
>>3484402I'll split the difference and offer this.How about we just train some Saldamen as assistant's for our crew?They seem to have damn good learning potential and they follow orders to a T.
>>3484422>“We’re not dying here!”Are you sure about that?>Rush and attack, smash this thingSlip in close and it'll have trouble hitting. Like when you try to slap a fly that's right in front of your face without hitting your nose.
>>3484422>>Super Energy Bomb, destroy this thing in one shot
>>3484422>Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re after some pirates attacking PTO allies
>>3484416More than I'd like but not as much as the time spent removing smashed gummy bears from the underside of trackballs. OS's just love jamming those fucking things everywhere.
>>3484422>Flash to Berserk>"AS GENERAL OF THE PTO, I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER."
>>3484441>saldamen instead of real peopleIt's like you just don't get it.Don't you understand the romance of a full and varied crew of skilled upstarts from across the galaxy?>>3484422>Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re after some pirates attacking PTO allies
>>3484422>>3484440>>Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re after some pirates attacking PTO allies>>Though your also interested in talking to this 'Mcgillis' and asking him what he's playing at by saying he wants positive relations with the PTO and then opens fire on it's Second In Command.Seconding
>>3484422>>Energy Javelins, take this thing’s limbs out
>>3484467If Bioware taught me anything, it'd mean a bizzare ratio of gay people and neon colored women.What about more merchants?We could always use more camels.
>>3484446Bruh, that's akihiro. These guys are based as fuck, don't kill them.
>>3484477I was thinking more star trek than mass effect.
>>3484478You can be as based as you want but opening fire on a man who has shown zero hostile intent puts you on my shit list.
>>3484483He's an idiot musclehead, kind of like you.I can hardly blame him when what to him is an enemy combatant suddenly appears right next to him in the hangar.
>>3484483I mean, when the PTO comes to your planet, and your not a member of said PTO, its usually for genocidal purposes. I can't blame the guy.But he gets One Chance before we break him in half.
>>3484482Oh nevermind then, sounds fucking tight.I wanna adopt Data and teach him how to live life.
>>3484493And we specifically stated we came to find pirates, not commit genocide.That's on McGillis or whoever the fuck shot at us.That wasn't even our attack pod, that was Frieza's. Those things have gotta cost a shit-ton.
>>3484422>Tell him you're not here for a fight, you're after some pirates attacking PTO allies>Try and talk this guy down, he knows where this 'McGillis' is hiding
>>3484493Well, we really only need to break the suit while avoiding the chest.Destroying the limbs with melee attacks is probably the best option for a non-lethal takedown. They can't really do much against a human-sized target in melee.And they're not really dangerous to begin with so we don't have much reason to kill them. Mika might be dangerous, though. More to himself than us, probably.>>3484496I know, right?>>3484505Thing is, they're probably the pirates. They know that, but we don't.Might do better at diplomacy if we tell them we're not going to kill anyone. Right now we're just barging in and demanding for the guy who shot at us.
>>3484505Also to be fair, im positive that PTO's said that before and still done the exact opposite. Regardless if he keeps this p we should kill him as we've killed for less.
>>3484505Apparently it was this fucker.https://gundam.fandom.com/wiki/McGillis_FareedA look at his wiki shows he's a real Cooler.
>>3484520As a massive IBO fan with a Tekkadan tattoo, I can confirm. McGillis is a fucking idiot who ruins everything for everyone.
Rolled 53, 76, 58, 1, 47, 10, 90 = 335 (7d100)>>3484440>>3484443>>3484446>>3484450>>3484460>>3484467>>3484468>>3484469>>3484506Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re looking for pirates and now for wherever this ‘McGillis’ is hiding wins it. Roll me a 3d100.First DC 45
Rolled 54, 51, 1 = 106 (3d100)>>3484520Yeah he's a fag>>3484533
Rolled 63, 10, 32 = 105 (3d100)>>3484533
Rolled 75, 87, 40 = 202 (3d100)>>3484533Dice gods bless this roll for adopting a new planet.
....Well shit. I REALLY hope that 3rd roll had a low DC....
Rolled 3 (1d7)>>3484536>>3484538>>348453975/100, 87/100, Crit Fail/100. Two successes and a crit fail, this could hurt. Writing.
>>3484568Figures the rare time we fail this bad we also decided to be a lone wolf.
>>3484576Hey mang. Look at it this way. ZENKAI.Besides we can always just transform and deal with the problem in our usual way. But I'm guessing the local Cooler was keeping an eye on us and pulled some shit.
>>3484581You can't just look at grievous injuries like UNLIMITED POWER.That's like the healer who looks at his teammates dying and thinks "Oh boy! Experience!"
>>3484679Of course can. Are you new?
>>3484679Or like a fighting autist who learns his planet is endangered and says, "Oh boy, I'm exciWait
fuck, i watched the last episode again and i'm crying like a bitchwhy was IBO so damn good? How does it know just where to hit me in the feels?
>>3484679>That's like the healer who looks at his teammates dying and thinks "Oh boy! Experience!"Man you'd hate the "Tactics" series of final fantasy games and games like it. Literally "Keep the manlet enemy in the corner so we can beat the shit out of each other and heal to farm XP without ending the level"
>>3484747No I love that goofy mechanics abuse shit
>>3484422“Now hold on, I’m not here for a fight.” you say, holding your arms up in a gesture of non-aggression. “Maybe you don’t recognize me. My name is General Karn, of the PTO.”“Wait, Karn?” the pilot replies, suit taking a single step back. “You mean you’re Karn?!”“Yes I’m Karn.” you reply, transforming into a Super Saiyan for a few moments before reverting back to your base form. “I take it you know who I am then?”“Know? Hell, me and some of the boys were cheering you on during the Siege.” he replies, you seeing the suit’s stance relaxing as the front of it begins to open up. You fly up curiously, seeing what looks like a young Guts sitting at the controls. He holds out a hand, and despite you taking care not to crush his arm he still winces as you grab him. “Akihiro Altland, Muscle Unit leader.”“Nice to meet you, Akihiro.” you say, releasing him. The young man grabs onto his hand, teeth bared. “Man, the boys are gonna be jealous I met-““Akihiro! Akihiro!!” you hear a boy shouting into your scouter, the two of you turning as another suit flies up.“Ride!” Akihiro replies, excitedly. “Come here, you gotta see this!”“Wait, is that-?” the boy in the suit asks as he lands right before the other, you now in a metal suit sandwich as the other’s chest opens as well, revealing a kid. “No way! It’s Karn!”“Hey.” you reply, the boy excitedly trying to rush out to you. However, he’s connected to his suit by a cord attached to his spine, it snapping taught and pulling him back into his seat. “Woah, easy there.”“You’re really him!” the kid says, excitement not dimmed in the slightest. You answer a barrage of questions from the two of them, talking about your battles and even Chaya’s fight with Ace, before he calms down. “Hey, so why are you here?”“Well, I came here looking for some pirates who’ve been attacking ships belonging to our allies.” you say, both of their expressions immediately darkening. “But first, I need to find this ‘McGillis’ guy. He opened fire on me, and I- What?”“You say you’re here looking for pirates, right?” Akihiro says, smile replaced with a hard glare. “Well, you found us.”“Akihiro, Ride, move!” a different voice says, both jumping into their seats and leaping their suits away from you. You hear something above you, turning to see the white suit, it tossing its massive club-like weapon down at you. You don’t have time to move, the hard impact slamming you down and into the ground. You feel your armor break from the impact, the mace burying you under it.“Dammit.” you think, grabbing onto the heavy weapon and pushing it straight up off of you. Floating up and out of the crater you see it, whe white-armor suit. There it is.“Stay back.” the kid-sounding pilot says. “This one’s mine.”cont
>>3484824“Look kid, I’m not here for a fight.” you say, crossing your arms. “Just give me this ‘McGillis’ guy, I’m sure he’s the one behind all this.”“The Chocolate Man?” the boy asks, grabbing his massive weapon up off the ground. “He said Orga’s orders were for me to take you down.”And without another word it attacks, a spiked tail shooting out at you. You dodge the attack almost on reflex, the bladed spike scoring a thin line across your now-exposed chest as it sails past. But the miss doesn’t bother him, lifting it’s weapon and swinging it down at you in a crushing overhead swing.What do you do?>Rush and attack, meet power with power>Defend, tank whatever he can throw at you>Evade, find your moment and counterattack>Super Ki Blade, rush and attack>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out>Super Explosive Wave, blow him straight to hell>Go Super Saiyan, catch his weapon and try to talk him down>Other(write in)
>>3484867>Defend, tank whatever he can throw at you
>>3484867>Ascend, catch his weapon and try to talk him downAscend, just in case.
>>3484867>>Evade, find your moment and counterattackDARTH BANE ARE YOU WATCHING?
>>3484867>Go Super Saiyan, crush his weapon and try to talk him down>Give him the sternest dad stare you can muster and calmly say>"Who the hell is ordering children to plunder PTO ships?" Dad mode engaged
>>3484867>>Go Super Saiyan and destroy his limbs.
>>3484867>>Super Explosive Wave, blow him straight to hell
>>3484867>Go Super Saiyan, crush his weapon and try to talk him down>>3484887Support
>>3484889Why are you the way that you are?
>>3484867>>3484887>Acend and engage full dad mode
>>3484887changing to this
>>3484867>>Other(write in)>Ki Blade and Su-Ma.Time to get in close.
>>3484887The ships aren't PTO tho.
>>3484912You know what, switching to>>3484891We're used to child soldiers
>>3484920>We're used to child soldiersWell it's different with Saiyans.Hell, contrary to every other Saiyan (besides Bardock) Karn and Meloka are the only Saiyans who actually have a vested interest and general fondness towards their kids..
>>3484929I meant that we literally killed a child assassin.Also while I don't disagree, if it was necessary and we thought they could win, I'm pretty sure karn would send his kids out to a battle or two
>>3484867>Acend and Dad mode >>3484920Some sick bastard put kids with single digit power levels into shitty tin cans and sent them to battle. If it weren't for the toys they were driving they would be helpless.
>>3484871>>3484879>>3484885>>3484887>>3484888>>3484889>>3484891>>3484900>>3484903>>3484909>>3484912>>3484913>>3484920Dad mode wins it, roll me a 4d100
Rolled 50, 21, 37, 21 = 129 (4d100)>>3484954Dad Powers Activate!
Rolled 99, 15, 72, 88 = 274 (4d100)>>3484954LET'S DO THIS!
Rolled 5, 88, 9, 86 = 188 (4d100)>>3484954
Rolled 90, 91, 74, 47 = 302 (4d100)>>3484954
>>3484958>>3484962>>3484963>99, 88, 72, 88DAD MODEi'm i'm feeling feels man
Well, I was useless, but good job everyone else who rolled.Thats 99, 88, 72, 88. Our Dad Powers continues to shine.
>>3484958>>3484962>>348496399/100, 88/100, 72/100, 88/100. Dad mode for the win. Writing.
>>3484972We have accomplished a feat of Dadness that should not be possible, we have adopted an entire army of child soldiers
>>3484993But to have that sort of power... no, are you saying the legends are true? Is Karn... the Legendary Super Dad?! I thought they only appeared once every thousand years!
>>3484993We need to contact frieza and tell him not to kill anyone.Dad mode has engaged.
>>3484993We've already adopted everyone, they just don't know it yet.
>>3484943That was before karn had a family of his own. He's a different person than he was back then, and i'm quite certain karn would handle things very differently today.
>>3484867“That’s enough!” you roar, again going Super Saiyan. The weapon doesn’t slow its descent, aimed at crushing you with a single blow. But instead of dodging, you catch his weapon with both hands. It knocks you a few feet through the air before you can fully stop it, holding the weapon overhead. “Stand down boy, I’m not your enemy!”But he doesn’t stop his attack, his tail weapon coming for you again. This time it shoots for your back, but you’re ready. Tearing the large mace weapon from this ‘Mika’ machine’s hands you twist, the spear tail glancing off his massive weapon. But as you continue turning, you see his massive clawed hand raking down towards you. “Mika, wait!” Akihiro shouts, the hand freezing a dozen or so feet from you.“What is it?” ‘Mika’ asks, his machine’s head turning to his ally.“That’s Karn.” Akihiro says, his machine taking two steps forward. “As in THE Karn. The Super Saiyan.”“Wait, you’re Karn?” Mika asks you.“Yes, I’m Karn.” you say, then address him directly. “So your boss is this Orga guy, right? Then who’s McGillis? Ordering an attack on the PTO’s strongest fighter is a great way to ens-““That would be me.” his voice again calls out over the scouter. “My name is McGillis Fareed, and I have now done it. By claiming the ancient armor of Bael, I have become the true master of this world!”“So you’re the one ordering kids to fight your battles for you?” you reply, telepathically reaching out for Freeza. “Lord Freeza, I found our pirates. This bastard is using these kids in giant robots to do his dirty work, once I take him down this should all be over.”“Well done Karn.” Freeza replies. “However, my men seem to have run into something of an issue here, I shall soon be taking the battlefield myself.”“Something you have to fight yourself?” you ask him, surprised. “What would that be?”“Ohoho, you’ll see.” Freeza says mysteriously, ending the connection. You look around, seeing all the kids looking off the same direction. Turning, you see something large approaching, it looks like another suit. But as it approaches the other suits all kneel, seemingly against their controller’s wishes.“Barbatos, what’s wrong?” Mika says, as an even-whiter suit approaches, golden sword in each hand.“Rejoice, my friends!” McGillis says, as his suit lands before you all. “I have finally done it! I have claimed Bael, and Agnika Kaieru‘s soul has accepted me. Now I have ascended to godhood!”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 87 Paused-
>>3485135I won't lie that yes we're a different person and karn of the past was a bit more arrogant, it's likely we'd still have attempted to kill him regardless. He was a IC random assassin who had tried to take our head. We had no reason to spare him. Even if we have our own kids now, we'd still have killed killua maybe even more urgently to ensure the safety of our children. Honestly we're not naive enough to not know of child soldiers and we're raising our own kids to be soldiers, just with more love. Yet when we see other saiyans we don't scoff at them not raising their children beyond preparation for war(or atleast when we still sent people to war. Nowadays saiyan population is too low to do serious battle)Karn's grown more grizzled then he has passive. The most defining moral change we've gone through is not needlessly killing potential threats and/or antagonizing them.In the end child soldier's shouldn't really be too shocking for him
>>3485199Oh fuck, i want to rip and tear this piece of shit.
>>3485199>Now I have ascended to godhood!”Oh now you've done it.
>>3485199And that’s it for tonight, everyone enjoy the run so far? Ready to face down Bael, and see exactly what he can do? Wondering what Freeza’s up against? All this and more when we resume, at 11am EST.>>3485213>Oh fuck, i want to rip and tear this piece of shitGood. You’re gonna need that anger.>>3485216He thinks he’s a god. Perhaps you’ll show him just how wrong he is
>>3485225>He thinks he’s a god.I sincerely hope he's more than he thinks. Otherwise this is going to be over very quickly.
>>3485225>He thinks he’s a god.Should we start carrying a list of people who've claimed to be gods we've slapped into Hell over the years just for these occasions?
>>3485297We should slap shin the useless, I feel ashamed to share a name with him.
>>3485199“So you’re the boss, huh?” you say, floating up to eye level with his suit. “Great, this saves me some time tracking you down. I have two questions for you.”“I care not for your questions, ape!” he shouts, suit’s eyes flashing. “I give you one chance: leave my world at once, or face certain death at my swords.”“First, why did you order these kids to attack ships allied with us?” you ask. “And second, why did you fire on me? Surely you’d know that wouldn’t work on me?”“Enough, it’s time for you to die!” he shouts, raising one golden sword high. “Hear me, Barbatos Lupus Rex! Hear me, Gusion Rebake Full City! As your master I order you to attack!”“Hey, Barbatos, stop!” Mika shouts, his suit rising back to its feet.“What the hell’s going on?” Akihiro shouts. “So that was your angle all along? What did you do with the boss?”“I am your boss now!” he shouts, laughing maniacally as he lifts into the air. “I am your god!”“Dammit, Karn I can’t control my suit!” Akihiro says, you looking between the two of them. “You gotta get out of here, I’m about to attack!”“Barbatoss, I’ll let your chains off of you.” you hear Mika say, his suit’s eyes changing from green to red. Which is impressive, considering the green lenses and all. “Go. I’ll keep Akihiro busy, and off your back.”What do you do?>Rush and attack, tear it apart>Defend, tank whatever he can throw at you>Evade, find your moment and counterattack>Super Ki Blade, rush and attack>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out>Super Explosive Wave>Dragon Force and charge>Dragon Force and Fire Breath>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3485783>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out
>>3485783>Energy Javelins, take his limbs outIf we can get one of his arms, then it's GG
>>3485783>>Dragon Force and charge
>>3485783>>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out
>>3485783>>Energy Javelins, take his limbs outYeah, if these guys had stayed hostile I'd vote we kill them all, but with them being controlled, they definitely don't deserve to die.Their boss is getting Berserk Dragon Forced tho. Show him how we deal with self styled gods.
>>3485810I'm telling you, if we can get him to drop one of his swords, this fight's gonna get a lot more interesting.
>>3485813I don't know IBO. What do his swords do?
>>3485817They’re made of vaguely explained bullshit ‘rare metal’ that can cut through basically anything.
Rolled 23, 41, 95, 15, 75 = 249 (5d100)>>3485788>>3485791>>3485797>>3485801>>3485802>>3485810>>3485819Energy Javelins, take his limbs out wins it. Roll me a 3d100First DC 60Second DC 45
Rolled 92, 14, 78 = 184 (3d100)>>3485847
Rolled 57, 28, 77 = 162 (3d100)>>3485847
Rolled 82, 90, 93 = 265 (3d100)>>3485847
>>3485852I think I'll let you handle the rolling from now on.
>>3485852>>348585092, 90, 93. Yeah, get fucked Char Clone #33.
>>3485850>>3485851>>348585292/100, 90/100, 93/100. Crushing success, writing.
>>3485817As far as I know, it's just a really good sword.If we can disable his arm, he'd be forced to drop one of them.Now obviously it'd be kinda unwieldy to Karn given how massive it is...but not to Dragon Force
>>3485783https://youtube.com/watch?v=ddwWQsGLrDQ“Thanks, I’ll end this quick!” you reply, dashing up high into the air. You hear the sounds of the two suits battling below you, but your focus is on McGillis as his suit charges you.“You’re not getting away!” he shouts, dashing after you and almost immediately closing the distance and swinging one of his massive golden blades at you. Twisting clockwise you narrowly manage to dodge it, this suit is surprisingly fast. You can’t just sit back on the defensive here, one lucky hit would probably cause you some serious damage. You need to attack!“HAAAAA!!” you shout, dashing in close and kicking the suit’s chest with both feet. Your strike knocks the suit back, but not as far as you’d hoped. As the suit was sent backwards several thrusters activated, it immediately again closing the distance between the two of you and again attacking with his blades.“You won’t leave here alive, Saiyan!” McGillis shouts, attacking you with his blades. “By killing you, my place as ruler will be unquestioned!”“Dammit, this is getting me nowhere!” You think to yourself, dodging between his massive golden blades. You need to make an opening...There! “HRRRAAAAAAAAA!!”With a shout you fire off a Scattershot, McGillis crosses his swords before him, your blasts all exploding against his suit as you dash backwards, gathering your ki for another attack. This one will do it.“You won’t get awa-!?” McGillis shouts, stopping as you roar and fire an Energy Javelin at him. He tries to swipe it aside with his sword, but is just a split-second too slow. Your javelin buries itself in his suit’s right shoulder, and a second later it explodes. You watch as the blast obliterates his suit’s shoulder, arm blasted off as the joint is completely destroyed. “You-You’d DARE?! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!”Well it seems like you’ve pissed him off, what will you do now?>Rush and attack, tear him out of that suit>Evade and counterattack, your attack will certainly have slowed his attacks down>Energy Javelin again, take his suit’s other arm>Grab the dropped sword, you think you can wield it>Piercing Fist Mk II, finish him>Other(write in)
>>3485990>forgot to add30 minute vote
>>3485990>>Grab the dropped sword, you think you can wield it
>>3485990>Use Dragon Force, have it wield the sword. Ascend if it needs to be bigger. Hell, Berserk if it needs to be EVEN bigger.
>>3485990>>Activate Berserk Dragon Force, pick up the Sword, and Djem So. Show him how you deal with self proclaimed 'Gods'.
>>3485990>Rush and attack, tear him out of that suitPUNY MAN COME OUT OF TIN CAN
>>3485990>>Grab the dropped sword, you think you can wield itTHE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
>>3485998>>3486001Dragon Force, if Berserk, would be the size of a knife in it’s hand
>>3486015Sad. Thanks GD.>>3485990>>Rush and attack, tear him out of that suitSwapping to this.
>>3485990>Summon your stand, have Dragon Force pick up the sword
>>3486015Can we not adjust it's size?
>>3486051Er....Super Saiyan Dragon force doesn't have arms and it's a knife in the hands of Berserk Dragon force anon. Might want to change your vote.
>>3485990>Go Berserk and summon Dragon force, Rip and Tear until it is done
>>3485990>>Grab the dropped sword, you think you can wield itchanging to this due to HUGENESS
>>3486053You could, but you can easily wield it as a Super Saiyan
>>3486060Alright, i'm fully awake now. I don't want things getting confused, so i'm changing my vote to>Go berserk, rush and tear him out of that suit
>>3486062Yeah...I guess we could.Or we could have our badass spirit dragon fight use the sword with us inside of it, like a ghetto magic Gundam.It's whatever.
Okay I’m restarting this vote, since there seems to be some confusion. Pick only one:>Dragon Force>Berserk Dragon force>Grab the sword and attack>Transform into your Berserker form20 minute vote
>>3486084>>Transform into your Berserker form
>>3486084>>Grab the sword and attack
>>3486084>Grab the sword and attack
>>3486084>Transform into your Berserker form
>>3486084>Transform into Berserker formTime to give 'em the BOI treatment.
Rolled 69, 33, 49, 2 = 153 (4d100)>>3486086>>3486088>>3486091>>3486093>>3486096>>3486098>>3486106>>3486113Grab his sword and attack wins it, roll me a 2d100.
Rolled 61, 92 = 153 (2d100)>>3486128
Rolled 39, 47 = 86 (2d100)>>3486128
Rolled 65, 69 = 134 (2d100)>>3486128
Rolled 20, 100 = 120 (2d100)>>3486128
>>3486135>>3486136>EXACT. SAME. SECOND.>Second roll is a Nat 100>First roll is 65 when the other highest is a 61.What Do Anons?
>>3486136>>3486140I'm willing to give up my roll on this one. But I suppose that's up to GD.
>>3486140Obviously the nat is more important, a 61 isn't awful after all.
>>3486129>>3486133>>3486135>>3486136Exact same second posts, so I’m keeping it as well. 65/100, CRIT/100. Writing.
>>3486147>TWO CRITS IN ONE THREADOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>3486150You should have seen the last thread for DBS quest
>>3486147GDQM BEST BOY.
>>3486153It's was cool but not that cool since it's with D21s and increased crits threshold.
>>3486153a dbs quest?provide archive link plz
>>3486168http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Dragon%20Ball%20SuperIt's pretty solid, leans into the humor and the zaniness quite a bit.
>>3486153i was there, that 21 anon was insane. punking gohan was glorious
>niggas talking about lots of crits like they weren't around for the insanity that was ImprovAizenIt's been dead for a while now but holy goddamn.
>>3485990“Bring it on!” you shout, firing a pair of Scattershots at McGillis. You use the attacks as a distraction, the opening allowing you to dash down to the ground uninterrupted. You land by his removed arm, breaking the fingers still holding onto the golden sword. You tear the metal fingers off, grabbing onto the giant sword and hefting it. The sword is heavy, but not too unwieldy for you, you taking a quick pair of practice swings. “Alright, let’s go!”“Insolent worm!” McGillis shouts, his suit dashing down right at you and pulling his sword back. You prepare yourself as well, and as he swings you swing as well. Your swords clash, the vibrations traveling up your arms as the massive weight slams down on you. He pulls back and swings again and again, you blocking each of his heavy-handed blows with your own strikes. “You will fall! You MUST FALL!”“Tch! GRRRAAAAA!!!” you roar, using the Djem So style to knock his blade aside, following up with a spin and slamming the blade down towards his chest. McGillis tries to dodge but is just too slow, sword dropping down hard and slicing clean through his suit’s left leg just above the knee. Your blade slams hard into the ground, his suit’s knee dropping to the ground as well as McGillis flies back, stunned.“What? How?!” he shouts, but you’re not letting him get away. Dashing after him you swing again, McGillis barely knocking your blade away. You swing again and again, forcing your opponent onto the defensive. He manages to barely hold you off for a half-dozen swings, your aggressive Djem So strikes sending his blade back and forth wide as you continue to attack. Swinging again and again you find an opening in his guard, pouncing. With a final overhand swing you knock his blade down, then with a full-body spin you swing the blade back around and into it’s midsection before he can get his guard back up, actually slicing the massive suit in half. “I-Impossible!”“Now to end this!” you shout, leaping into the air and spear-tossing the sword down, pinning his suit to the ground through it’s left shoulder. Disabled and unable to continue fighting, he can do nothing as you approach, tearing the front of his suit open to expose the man inside. “So, you’re this McGillis?”“You haven’t won yet!” he replies, drawing what appears to be a pistol of some sort on you. “I can’t lose!”What do you do?>Eye Beams through the head, end him now>Ki Bomb, destroy him>Afterimage in close, shove your fist through his chest>Simply stand there and glare, see what he does next>Other(write in)
>>3486340>Eye Beams through the head, end him now
>>3486340>>Eye Beams through the head, end him now>>Not much of a god after all huh?
>>3486340>Eye Beams through the head, end him nowSo we're keeping the sword as a trophy, right?
>>3486372We should add a trophy room to our ship. Or a museum. Name it Karn's Greatest Hits.
>>3486378>not mounting the sword as a battering ram on the ship
>>3486351>>3486357>>3486360>>3486372Eye Beams through the head, end him now wins it. Roll me a d100DC 5
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>3486391
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>3486391Nat 100
>>3486394>>3486402>>3486403Success, writing. Had you all failed this one, I’m not sure what I’d have done
>>3486391Tekkadan is gonna watch the security cam footage of that fight on infinite repeat in their time off, you just know it
>>3486433>Had you all failed this one, I’m not sure what I’d have donePulled a SOM and have Karn insta die to something dumb?
>>3486440>"You took a nanosecond too long to consider the political ramifications of killing this man and he shot your testicles off. The shock and pain of which causes you instant death. Also Cell came in and fucked your wife."GG no re
>>3486340You don’t say anything, glaring at the blonde man before you. His hand shakes slightly, the barrel’s point waving slightly. But before he can do anything your eyes glow, firing a pair of Eye Beams straight through his chest. His eyes widen, you feeling his ki vanishing as the golden-haired man before you slumps back into the cockpit, unmoving. He is dead. You turn, seeing Akihiro and Mika’s suits no longer fighting, both flying over to you.“Looks like you got him.” Akihiro says, both his and Mika’s suits opening to reveal the pilots. Mika is a boy, as you’d expected, the shirtless kid bleeding profusely from his right eye. “Rest in shit McGillis, you asshole.”“Where’s the boss?” Mika asks you, to which you don’t know the answer.“He didn’t say.” you reply, the boy glaring at you. But before any of you can say anything else, there is a massive boom from behind you. You turn, sensing a very familiar ki coming from the crater. “Lord Freeza?!”“Ah, hello there Karn.” he says, dusting himself off and rising up to his feet. “It would seem that this monster is tougher than it appears.”“Monster?” you ask, another huge impact striking the ground behind Freeza.“KEEEEEEEEE!!!” you hear a metallic screech from the cloud of dust, a powerful energy beam firing up into the sky. Immediately both Mika and Akihiro’s suits close back up, as Freeza turns to the creature, it’s wings blasting the dust away.“You’re a tough one.” Freeza says, taking his stance again before the giant metal bird, as it’s tail swings down much like Mika’s and stabs at him. Freeza leaps back, firing a quick trio of Death Beams at it’s head. It fires another mouth beam in response, punching through Freeza’s attacks and nearly hitting him as well. But Freeza spins clear, landing back on his feet. “I may actually need your assistance subdu-“BOOM“KEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-QLl5qjLg-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 87 End-
>>3486456Cell is the only one allowed to fuck our wife if we die>>3486563What's that bastard made of if Frie-"I have a fuck off 500,000,000,000 power level transformation"-za can't deal with it?
>>3486563And that’s it for this week, everyone have fun? Ready to face your next challenge, and fight side-by-side with Freeza? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!>>3486570>What's that bastard>thatYou’ll see.
>>3486630To clarify, does he want it subdued or DESTROYED?
>>3486630Good run GD. Can't wait to adopt an entire child PMC and fight a metal dragon with best bro.
>>3486646It’s Freeza, he doesn’t take prisoners.>>3486649>and fight a metal dragon with best bro.>aI think you misread the end of the episode.
>>3486671I'll be honest, i want gundams in our ship's hangar bay.Think we could pay tekkadan to disassemble these things and turn them into gundams for us?
>>3486671Doesn't matter how many tin lizards you got, Frieza and Karn are here to shit smack all comers.
WELP, I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR HYPOTHETICALS!What kind of Mobile Suit would Karn pilot if he wasn't the Saiyan chad we know and love?Feddie or Zeon?Bro down with Char or slap Char's shit?
hey GD freeza can sense ki as shown in 51 epilogue 1
>>3486702Char is a mentally and emotionally broken pedophile and madman. He’d kill him on principle. As for Suit, dunno! As a Feddie fanboy, I’d like to say he’d be on that side, but he’d use one of the tough as nails Zeon suits.
>>3486844>T. Spacenoid>>3486867Easy 8. We don't need some super suit to kill the shit out of stuff. Just a beam saber and a big ass rifle.
>>3486702He would run around in a God damn zaku ripping everyone's shit in.
>>3486683Won’t fit in your current ship. However, an alliance could be possible. If you all survive.>>3486694It’ll be a good fight.>>3486777Yes, I’d remembered that two updates later
>>3487009>Won’t fit in your current ship.Well the obvious solution is to get a bigger one.About the size of pic related (just short of 4,000 feet from stem to stern) should suffice.IMAGINE ALL THE COOL SHIT WE COULD PUT IN IT.IMAGINE.
>>3487061No, no, no.The answer isn't bigger, but MORE.We need a fleet!With a gundam carrier!
>>3487069How about we split the difference and have a massive ship lead a fleet?It could even carry it's own assorted fighter squadron for when it inevitably gets swarmed in a conflict.
>>3487083What about a giant ship that carries it's own fleet, a la the Infinity. Ten frigates/destroyers in ventral bays plus how ever many hundreds of support and utility craft.
>>3487114You. I like you
>>3487114The infinity is cool. Too bad everything it's in is pretty shit.
>>3487363Exactly. I have to dislike it based solely on principle.343i manages to fuck with me yet again.
>>3487363Agreed, though I have a pretty big issue with it and most the new ship designs. You know, being they're not giant flying fuck-off guns like the older ships.>>3487373Well, here's hoping Infinite manages to unfuck 5. With the MCC coming to PC, i've got a good feeling.
>>3487382>Well, here's hoping Infinite manages to unfuck 5It won't, and you know it won't. 343 has only ever demonstrated a complete lack of understanding as to what people liked about Halo.
>>3487382>Well, here's hoping Infinite manages to unfuck 5.Here's a visual representation of the commercial reception of infinite.
>>3487389>>3487394You're both right but a boy can dream. I just really want it to look like Halo again and not power rangers.
>>3487424As long as the guys working on it cut their teeth on Metroid Prime, not gonna happen.
>>3487061Would be plenty of room. But how would you pay for it all? PTO won’t pay upkeep on that sort of level.>>3487069>>3487083>>3487114A fleet wouldn’t be impossible, but also not something you could do solely through the PTO’s payroll.
>>3487781Just put up an add on space Craigslist.WILL DESTROY PLANETS FOR CASH. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY.
>>3487807Do you take doubloons?
>>3487781Well it's not like it's a priority or anything.Really the only issue we have right now is our ship not being large enough to carry a gundam.
>>3487807Freeza might not take that well.>>3488333>implying any of Tekkeden will abandon the others
>>3489655That's why we yoink the entire paramilitary corp and adopt it is our child
>>3489655>Implying we wouldn't adopt the entire company
Shit, just thought of something I wish we had done. Abuse Instant Transmission by teleporting into McCuntis's cockpit.
>>3489655>implying I want these unswole childrenI want their fucking toys so we can break them and make better toys.Imagine if we make a Mobile Suit that could run off Berserk Ki? How fucking tight would it be?>>3489734You have to realize just how much broader our angles of attack have gotten now that we have instant transmission.Think of the possibilities man, all we need to do is roll good.
>>3489804>How fucking tight would it be?If it was built for a regular sized Karn it would be very tight indeed as going Berserk physically increases his size.
>>3489663Taking them with you will present many logistical problems.>>3489734You’re nowhere near that good with that move yet. It still takes a few seconds of uninterrupted concentration for you to teleport.>>3489804Your body is still far stronger than even the frame’s metal. >Think of the possibilities man, all we need to do is roll good.And practice. Will take much, much more practice to get that technique to where it’s useable under a second.
>>3489870If we're going Berserk, I don't think this is something a mobile suit would be equipped for.Also for a Ki Gundam, we'd probably need to find some fuck-off battery to hold and transfer our juice.Something like a giant bloodstone or one of those massive Kyber crystals Emperor Palpatine had.
>>3489899>Your body is still far stronger than even the frame’s metal.Ah, but what if instead Gundanium, we used Katchin.Karn would probably be the only person swole enough to power the servos to use it.I'm just spitballing here, but imagine it.
Next time we fight gaint mechs i wanna be in big monkey mode.
>>3490908big golden monkeylet's go golden oozaru against these mecha dragon fucks
QM UPDATE As of now, there will be no Saiyan Conqueror Quest this weekend. Little bro got back on leave, and between that and Mother’s Day I will not have time this coming weekend.
>>3491237big golden ape will wait right here
>>3491237The good news is that it will let me go into what’s been happening while Karn’s been traveling with Freeza. >>3491558>goldenO rly?
>>3491897the hell, is that some LSSJ Goku? awww shieet.
>>3492447>he doesn’t knowThis is about what Karn’s “normal” Super Saiyan form looks like now.
>>3492592Some niggas don't pay attention, don't pay them any mind.I wonder how many people even remember that Broly's Super Saiyan form is doing the same thing now.
>>3492598Wait you get payed?
>>3492612I also have full health coverage, dental, and stock options.
>>3492616Dude what the fuck. They told me if I wanted dental I'd have to put in 90 hours a week. This is bullshit.
>>3492619I bet you don't even have access to the company breakfast buffet.I swear it's the only reason I come in on time.
>>3492598Good question. And speaking of the kids, this next epilogue will also star our boy Chilli. I didn’t get to write as much on him as I wanted before, so will hopefully get to flesh him and some of the younger kids out more.
>>3492703I know this is thinking way too far ahead but if Karn bites it we'd be taking the reigns as Chilli. Right GD?
>>3492712>not MiraNice try.
>>3492712Who knows? May be Chaya, Broly, Chilli, Caulifla, or even some combination of even alternating between them.>>3492791>spoilerNo.
>>3492833>No.You know it to be the future, country-lad. Do not deny destiny. The day of the cuckolds is nigh. All hail our emasculated overlords!Alternatively, Cooler.
>>3492871At the rate you’re going you’d want to be the boi next
>>3493015that sounds like a wonderful idea, maybe we can save him form the curse of jobbing
>>3493015 how about kakarot?
>>3493015Hah, you wish you could predict my beta-male-selecting ability.Babidi
>>3493029>save himDo you want your die rolls to become infected by the curse of jobbing?>>3493032>spoilerWhy?>>3493045Absolutely not. Because writing magic’s a bitch
>>3493573>Absolutely notYeah but hear me out here you'd only have to write half as much for him compared to the others.
>>3493808...Dammit. I didn’t want to laugh at that. Good one.
>>3493573>spoilerWhy?Well everyone else was making dumb suggestions, figured why not.
QM QUESTIONSFeels like I haven’t done one of these in awhile, what’s your favorite and least parts of the quest? Enjoying how the kids are growing up, and the Karn clan’s expansion? Who is/are your least favorite character(s), and who are you hoping gets more screen time this arc? Any questions you want to ask me regarding the quest?
>>3494545will pic related be happening
>>3494545When are we going to fight Toguro for the title of swolest in the universe?
>>3494672I honestly wonder if Toguro even compares to us given that he was only a B-Class demon.Trigon would probably be somewhere around a high A-Class demon, or even a low S-Class given how he couldn't cross into the mortal realm freely.
>>3494735>inb4 etrigan poster comes back
>>3494745Etrigan is high S-Class minimum.How could any other demon compare to a guy who rhymes 100% of the time effortlessly?
>>3494553If you ascend to a deity, who knows what other deities will approach you?>>3494672You’re now quite stronger than he is now. But who’s to say he won’t fight someone you know, perhaps on live high-definition for the entire universe to see?
>>3494767So if we were to die now, how big of a deal would that be to the management of Otherworld?Would our soul get a special escort or would we just get slammed straight to Hell?
>>3494773Yemmalock. It's patented.
>>3494783Does it come with mahogany veneer?
>>3494773That depends. Would you resist?
>>3494918We're leaving our wife and kids behind. So yes.
>>3494918Well obviously we'd play nice until we could get Yemma in a choke-hold or just explosive wave in the waiting room and make a dash for door.
>>3494928>>3494937>>3495038Trying to resist would be met with swift and efficient divine retaliation. Unlike most deities you know, those that deal with the afterlife are far more competent.
>>3495047BRING IT MR. LAWMAN!
>>3495047The patented yemmalock can never defeat karn's ultimate technique, the full nelson.
>>3495047>Its years and years later.>The all powerful porunga reaches into the afterlife to rez Karn.>Frieza being a bro>Ohohohoh Karn my friend it's been years! you have a lot of catching up to doooo...... Wait. Why are you stronger than me?>Camera pans to the absolute destruction that is the afterlife left behind by karn.>Many bro hugs.
Working on the epilogue now, two posts in. This one will be quite fun.>>3495048>>3495054>>3495061Ha.
GD's got a point. Your all assuming Towa would let the only man she's ever loved stay dead longer then 30s.
>>3495173I assume she'd swoop in Chrono Trigger style as take us to her lab the instant before we died.
>>3495182>great antagonist turns his back while karn is beaten immobile and near death whilst monologue-ing >turns around to deliver the final blow>a blue chick gives him the finger and karn and the woman vanish
>>3495336>Karn is on the ground, clutching at a glancing wound on his chest>Antagonist turns and begins to monologue>"Karn...you've bested my armies, my generals, and even driven me well beyond my limits.">"But what I do is for such a greater purpose than you monkeys could ever hope to comprehend!">"I'm not doing any of this for my own sake, but for the sake of countless people, countless worlds!">"And if you think I'd ever let the whims of some primitive apes impede my goals, then you're dead wrong!">Antagonist turns around>pic related>instanttransmission.wav
>>3495363>pic related>teleports behind you>unsheathes god-killing spear>nothing perssonell, kid.
>>3495173If she let him die at all.>>3495336>>3495363>>3495412Ha.
>>3495815Hey GD, is our Towa considering learning how to fight now that her Mira is emotionally compromised due to his jealousy about us fucking her?
>>3496142Why would she? With her recent powerup she can easily control him, and she has Future Chaya. Maza and Milha are also growing stronger, and child #3 shows good potential as well.
>>3496277>#3Uh oh. It's about to get childish up in here. Wait 3? Ah shit it's about to get aged up waifu'd up in here.Father was a fantastic villain and he should HAM it up against Aku.
>>3496277Oh thats nice. Glad we don't have to worry about him kool aid maning our ship and snapping our neck out of nowhere.Also>Number 3. Yeeeeeeeeeeeah. I want to see the Towa/Meloka breeding competition continue.
so. i was walking though the street today and i saw someone wearing this shirt. think QM would get achuckle out of this
>>3496277It never hurts to have a backup plan
Happy Earthling Namekian day everyone
>>3496598Ha>spoilerHmmmm.>>3496601>implying it stopped>>3496603Nice.>>3496615Or five>>3496753Someone remembered! Thank you
Wonder what being this stat block belongs to? Is it for a friend, or a foe? Who is 「Dark Rider」Stand user?
>>3497271Yo that's my nigga Rayquando Charlos.
>>3497271>those statsSo it's an accurate stand with good range and room to grow, but it's not particularly powerful and it's probably really clunky in use.Hmm...I have no idea who it could possibly belong to.That said, given its name I assume it would belong to some kind of antagonist.So it might belong to a Furon, Wookie, Sangheili, or a clone of Karn even.That's assuming that the arrow or whatever extra-terrestrial ore the arrows were made of haven't been found across the galaxy.
QM REMINDERDue to personal reasons will be no Saiyan Conqueror Quest this weekend. Barring any unforeseen circumstances we shall resume the weekend of the 18th/19th. >>3497274Ha>>3497300>accurateThe most misleading of stats, for what it does. However, it isn’t an inaccurate Stand, but it’s not a direct fighter.
>>3497271Fucking bet 100 grand that it's Boros. Come on, Dark Matter? Dark Rider? Too perfect.
>>3497795>100 big onesIf only we all had such money to spend on such frivolous bets. Because then I'd wager It belongs to Blackfire and Turles' kid
>>3497795Well then pay up. It’s not him. Although he is one of the few who can see Star Platinum.>>3497861Nope.
>>3498132Is it a Zoldyck?
>>3498132>Nope.reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeThat kid's stand is way stronger we already know.
>>3497271in b4 one of the half demon kids have a stand.
>>3498171No.>>3498209>implying he has one>>3498367>inb4
>>3498441>>implying he has oneSo Turles and Blackfire DO have a kid. I knew it. Wait is this new news or old news? I don't always see some of the details in epilogues and stuff. Fuck it, I KNEW IT
>>3498481>tfw I forget I haven’t revealed that yet>tfw spoiled the reveal
>>3498623>mfw my evil powers of assholery are growing
>>3498623GG DG. You tried your best.
>>3498630It’s been a long week.>>3498640Not an unwarranted response. >>3498676DrandGragon?
Just as a reminder, no thread this weekend. However I’ll still be aroundish for questions and whatnot. Also, perhaps small spoilers but, who’s excited for more Chilli screentime in this epilogue?
>>3499929Better question is who isn't
>>3500409this desu, i love chilli
>>3499929>That spoilerOh god don't expose them to any of those shit Friezas.His is forever and ever Uncle Freezie and I won't have anything else.
>>3499929Say GD, since Freeza already knew Ki Sensing, did he make more progress then expected learning IT?
>>3500546I'd imagine he's the uncle who always brings you the badass gifts nowhere near appropriate for your age.
>>3500409>this>>3500477I’m glad.>>3500546>Oh god don't expose them to any of those shit FriezasToo late>>3500557Yes. But only 2 months worth with it.>>3500590Well he does give them fun things to go and kill.
>>3500769>not making mech frieza that somehow ends up in this timeline see how awesome he is in this timeline had he not killed the monkeys and getting pissed at generally how bad he fucked up.
>>3501254>see how awesome he is in this timelineFreeza is with Karn though.
>>3501396>implying Towa doesn't have a 24/7 Karn channel she uses to brag to other Towa's>"Oh that's cute. My man on the other hand...">"HOW? HOW IS SO HUGE? HE'S JUST A DAMN SAIYAN WHY IS HE SO MASSIVE?">"Well you see he managed to activate a unique genetic mu-wait STOP EYEING HIS DRAGON YOU HARLOT!"
>>3502102>every mira gets together and unionize to be recognized as the superior husbandos>awkward "of course, baby"s are exchanged >meanwhile the towas are all getting that pay-per-view Karn package
>>3484432>one thing I learned from SS13, nothing ever good came from an overabundance of crew members.This is fine so long as you don't have any ""roleplayers"" aka people interested in having their fictional persona get the friends, attention, respect and adoration that they don't get IRL.And also that there's enough jobs so the grey tide doesn't swell.There's enough jobs for the crew, but do we have any policy against slutty narcissists with a fragile ego?
>>3502160ERP is banned on Karn's ship and any clowns that may be found on board are henceforth to be known as "Condom"
>>3502172Show me on the doll where the clown touched you anon.
>>3502176He...he touched me on my stun batonSecurity gets no fucking respect I swear.[/spoiler/
>>3502160>There's enough jobs for the crew, but do we have any policy against slutty narcissists with a fragile ego?I mean, we didn’t even give Blackfire the time of year, let alone the time of day, so I assume we have somekind of nebulous Anti-THOT Policy yeah.
>>3502227The only reason Karn didn't destroy her tight orange Tamaranean clamshell is because he's a family man, and that means commitment.
>>3502241*Looks at Towa*No I’m pretty sure it’s just because she was a THOT.
>>3502263Yo Towa emulates Cardi B tho. Druggin dudes and stealin' their stuff
>>3501396And that makes frieza not awesome... how, exactly?
>>3502227This.Karn only adds pure virgin maidens to his harem.He has a very high standard of quality.
>>3502102Ha.>>3502317I mean that as in, well, you’ll just have to wait and see.
>>3502331>you’ll just have to wait and see.Tell that to my time machine. I'll see you yesterday you sumbitch.
>>3502331As in, i'm guessing karn and frieza are going to miss out on chili's encounter with mecha frieza entirely.gaaaaaay
>>3502338You think a simple machine can stop the master of masters?>>3502454Most everyone misses Chilli’s fight. Mecha Freeza isn’t the only Time Breaker who shows up while Karn and Freeza are off fighting Mobile Armor.
>>3502463>You think a simple machine can stop the master of masters?Simple my ass, I've got windowsxp in this piece. Your magical powers stand no chance.
>>3502488skidaddle skiddodle, your XP is now ME
QM UPDATE9 posts in on this epilogue, will most likely have it ready by Tuesday
>>3503517that's a long-ass episode, sir
>>3504926It’s a good one. And it sets us up the next episode quite nicely.
QM UPDATEThis episode’s epilogue is almost finished up, will begin posting it at 7pm EST
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 87 Epilogue-AGE 747, NEW SALDA“Sorry for the short notice everyone, but I’ll be traveling with Lord Freeza here for the next little bit.” your father’s telepathic voice calls out to you. Your sparring match with your little twin siblings Tatsu and Tomi comes to an abrupt halt, you all listening intently. “We’re headed to the Quellor system to handle some raiders, I’ll be back home soon.”“Alright, good luck.” Broly replies, your older brother always the calm and collected one.“Byee Daddy!” Chaya replies, your enthusiastic older sister still over at Dreadzone and not currently home. “Go get ‘em!”“Bye dad.” you reply, trying to hide how much you’ll miss him being here. You are Chilli: son of Karn and Meloka, Super Saiyan, brother to Dreadzone’s reigning champion Chaya as well as several other siblings. You don’t talk too often with your dad, but just knowing he’s there is a huge relief. What happens if the bad guys show up while he’s gone? While your other siblings say their goodbyes you worry a bit, until he addresses you directly. “Hey Chilli.”“Yes?” you ask, confused. Why’d he single you out for? You didn’t do anything wrong, that you know of. Did you?“I know you’ve been working hard on that special technique of yours.” he says, Tatsu and Tomi turning to you curiously. “Think you’ll have it ready to show me when I get back?”“Y-Yes!” you reply enthusiastically. “I’ll train hard!”“I know you will.” he replies. “You all behave yourselves now, and I’ll be back soon.”“Bye!” you all say, and after some seconds he ends the connection to everyone but Momma. But both Tatsu and Tomi turn to you, their eyes gleaming.“You got a new move?” Tatsu and Tomi both ask, bouncing up and down. “Show us, show us, show us!”“It’s not ready yet.... But okay.” you say, relenting. “Stand back!”“OKAY!!” they both shout, taking to the air and leaping back. You throw your arms wide, quickly gathering your ki into your opened palms.“Final!!” you shout, slamming your wrists together. Your two sources of ki begin combining and mixing together, the power multiplying over and over.“Hey, I thought you were gonna show us a new technique!” you hear Tatsu say.“Yeah, yeah!” Tomi says, echoing her twin. “We know that one!”“Just watch!” you shout, through gritted teeth. “Here’s where it gets interesting!”cont
>>3505556“KAAAAAA! MEEEEE!” you shout, pulling the combined energy back close towards your body, towards your right side. The energy begins changing from the sparking golden to blue with golden lightning dancing around it. You hear them ‘woooaaaaaah!’ in excitement, you struggling to hold the energy together. This is the farthest you’ve ever come with the technique, but you can feel it becoming unstable. Just a few more... No, it can’t hold! “HAAAA-!!”BOOMEverything goes white as your attack self-destructs, blowing up almost right in your face and sending you flying. You feel yourself slam back-first into the ground, entire upper body feeling scorched. Your ears are ringing, vision swimming as you see two blobs of color walk into your vision. You blink a few times, but the blobs don’t get any clearer. You’re left dazed and confused, trying your best to remember what just happened to you but you feel your consciousness fading fast. You struggle but your eyes shut against your will, you falling unconscious.“Hello, Chilli.” you hear, turning and seeing a familiar princess floating in the void.https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkgSOy-S-eU“Hey Auntie Towa.” you say, floating over and hugging her. “What’re you doing here?”“I’m here to see you, Chilli.” she says, smiling and patting your back. “You’re a very studious boy. I think that of all of your siblings, you are the readiest.”“Readiest?” you ask her, confused. You have no idea what she’s talking about. “For what?”“You’ve seen your parents facing down the Time Patrol, yes?” she asks, you nodding and feeling suddenly apprehensive. “Of all your siblings, you are the only one ready to bear this responsibility.”“Responsibility?” you ask her, confused. “You’re not making any sense.”“Your father left with Freeza, and soon he will be out of range.” she tells you. “Enemies will come, and your father won’t be around to save your family. Will you do it, Chilli? Will you accept my power, to protect your family and those you hold dear?”For just an instant your family and friends all appear before you in your mind, then you again have a flashback to the battlefield you saw after the Siege. For years you’d have nightmares of seeing that battlefield aftermah, except now you see the dead Saiyans all as your family. Seeing them all laying broken and beaten, and having the option to stop it, the choice becomes clear.“I’ll do it.” you reply, nodding solemnly.“Excellent.” she says with a smile, holding out her hand to you. “Now, take my hand.”cont
>>3505558Without hesitation you reach out with your left hand, Towa clasping it with both of her own. You watch curiously as her hands begin glowing with demonic power, a burning pain suddenly engulfing your entire hand.“AAAAAAAAHHHH!!” you shout in pain and surprise, trying to pull your hand away. But it’s useless, Auntie Towa’s strength is far greater than your own. olding you in place for several more seconds before releasing you. You snatch your arm back, looking your hand over panickedly when you see it: Towa’s mark is on your hand! You watch mesmerized as it glows a moment with demonic fire, the symbol disappearing after a few moments. But you still feel it there, a well of strange power contained by that seal.“I have granted you a measure of my own power.” she says, when suddenly the void around you begins cracking and breaking. “Dammit, out of time! When you need it, jis-!”But whatever she was saying is lost, as you then regain consciousness.“Chilli!” you hear several people shouting around you. Forcing your eyes open you see your little sister Caulifla on your chest, Tatsu and Tomi, and even Broly and Megumin crowded in around you as well. But your little sister sitting on you gets most of your attention, wrapping her arms around your neck hard and bawling.“I waas sooo worrried!!” she sobs uncontrollably, your younger siblings all piling on top of you as well. You can’t help but laugh, reassuring them all that you’re fine. But looking at the back of your hand, the mark Towa gave you seems to be gone. But by focusing on your hand you can still feel that seal inside, the power still hidden deep within you. But after your near-death experience, life mostly went back to normal for you all. You returned to your own training, and as days turned to weeks you spent the majority of your training focusing on improving your attacks and finally mastering the Final Kamehameha to show your dad. But to use that technique, you first needed to perfect both techniques that make up the move. Final Flash you’ve already got down, but there must be something else, some other piece you’re missing...“Kaaaaameeeeeehaaaameeeee!” you shout, gathering your ki to fire the attack for the hundredth time today. “HAAAAAAAAAA!!”As you roar you fire the blue beam, Broly standing across from you. As your beam closes in his energy forms a sphere around himself, your training helping him train his Barrier as well. Your attack slams into his shield, you seeing it waver just a moment before your big bro focuses, your attack being dispersed by his shield. You continue the blast for a few more seconds, ending it with a sigh. Asyou end your attack Broly ends his, when suddenly-“Oh my.” a familiar but condescending voice calls out from behind you.cont
>>3505560“What a detestable technique.” you hear, you and Broly both turning to the speaker but caught completely off-guard by what you see. Freeza stands before you, but something’s wrong with him. He’s all covered in bits and pieces of metal, and looking closer he doesn’t have real people legs, but robot legs. What happened to him? “But I suppose you apes all pass around techniques like your own dung.”“F-Freeza?” you ask him, confused. “What happened?”“Funny enough you should ask.” he says with a chuckle, then turns deadly serious, leveling a finger at you as he glows with a familiar dark aura. The same thing I’m going to do to you!”You blink a few times, trying to make sense of what’s before you. One moment you were talking with that metal Freeza, and now Broly’s standing between you, in his big green Berserk form with his Barrier around the two of you.“Huh?” you ask, confused as you see a blast from Freeza striking Broly’s shield and being dispersed around it. “Wha-?”“Stay back!” Broly says, sounding very strained. You see his shield starting to waver, you have to do something! As you think this, your left hand begins to burn. Looking down you see Towa’s sign on your hand, illuminated in demonic fire. Wait, does that mean-?! “Y-You gotta run Chilli! Go get Mom!”“Oooohohohoho, trying to run?” the mecha Freeza says, robot tail slapping the ground once. “I won’t let you!”Freeza then charges, headfirst through Broly’s wavering Barrier and slams his fist into your brother’s gut. Your eyes widen in shock, seeing Freeza’s fist coming out of Broly’s back.“Neither of you will leave this place alive.” Freeza says, pulling his fist back out with a cruel smile. You watch as your brother gasps, falling over and clutching at the hole in his chest. “Now, it is your tu-““GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, transforming into a Super Saiyan. But you don’t stop there, tapping into the dark seal Towa left in your hand. You feel this power begin thundering through your veins, screaming in agony as your body changes. Your strength grows by the second, surpassing Broly and even Daddy as your power swells. The ground trembles beneath you, demonic aura exploding out around you. “I’LL KILL YOU!!”cont
>>3505563https://youtube.com/watch?v=m4lUrsL5e5g“RRRAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, exploding off the ground. Before the evil robo Freeza can react your fist slams into his jaw, sending him flying. Having made room between Freeza and your downed brother, you flip back upright and quickly gathering your ki into both clenched fists. He’ll pay for this! “Dyaaaa!! Dyaa dyaaa dyaaa dyaa dyaaaa!!”As you shout you begin firing a Hellzone Grenade, the blasts quickly surrounding Freeza. You continue firing attack after attack, also throwing one massive blast high above him. He looks around himself, and upon seeing him surrounded he simply smirks. You glare at him, snarling.“HELLZONE GRENADE!!” you shout, sending all the shots at him at once. They all slam into Freeza simultaneously, the blast obscuring your view of him. But you still sense his massive ki, your attack barely made a difference. But the obscuring smoke was your goal, again gathering your ki into your hands and forming a pair of Death Saucers. Not saying a word you toss both saucers at him, the smoke still obscuring his view as your attacks close in.“Was that all?” Freeza taunts, sweeping a hand and contemptuously blowing the smoke away. But his eyes open wide in surprise, seeing your discs in close to him. With only a single moment to react he leaps into the air, dodging the Death Saucers. But he doesn’t see your one remaining large ki blast above him, he fell for it! “As I’d expect from a filthy mon-”“SKY CANNON!!” you roar, clenching a fist and firing the blast down. Mecha Freeza looks to you confused, your attack catching him completely off-guard. The blast slams into his back, sending him crashing down to the ground hard. With your blast holding him down on the ground he’s trapped, giving you a moment to focus, and think. “Caulifla, can you hear me?!”“Chi? What’s goin’ on?” she replies telepathically as Freeza struggles to rise.“We’re under attack.” you tell her, gritting your teeth as the attack runs out of power, Freeza rising. “Broly’s hurt. I need you to help him. Can you sense me?”“Y-Yeah!” she replies, you feeling her ki start to come closer. If you can just hold out until she gets Broly up, then he can take this evil Freeza down!“Just for that.” Freeza says, now back on his feet. “I won’t give you a quick death like I gave your friend. By the time I’m done with you, you will be begging for the sweet release of death.”“Bring it on!!” you shout, demonic aura flaring wildly around you. Freeza’s does the same, you both staring each other down. You can’t back down now!cont
>>3505564You gather your ki into your open hands as Freeza gahers his into a single fingertip. You and this evil Mecha Freeza stare each other down, ki held at the ready.“SHAAAAAA!!” Freeza shouts, firing a quick trio of Death Beams at you. With a swipe of your left arm you use the special variant of the Barrier you’d developed with Cell, forming a small wall of ki between the two of you. His beams strike your Barrier, but instead of penetrating or simply bouncing off the beams reflect, right back at Freeza. Your move catches him by surprise, his own beams blasting back into him. “Gyyaaaah?!”“Got you now!” you shout, and with your other hand you fire a Scattershot. Freeza tries to block, but is caught by surprise when none of the blasts hit him. You stop the blasts, all now surrounding him. He looks around a moment, then addresses you.“Really? This again?” he asks you, sounding bored. You smirk, snapping the fingers of your left hand. Each of the blasts transform into a Death Saucer at your command, then crossing your arms every disc flies at Freeza simultaneously.“Hellzone Slicer!!” you shout, and as your attacks change Freeza’s eyes widen in surprise, firing Death Slashes around him indiscriminately. As he’s distracted you again gather your ki, chest heaving as you feel your ki dropping. Your strength with this form is fading, you gotta end this now. As he keeps swatting your attacks down you begin pulling back your left hand and gathering your ki for another of your dad’s dangerous attacks. You prepare the one that caused so much damage in the war, that he shot down hundreds of Covenant warships with. You pour your energy into it, your attack crackling with demonic power. With another mighty roar you toss it, shouting out the name of his attack. “ENERGY JAVELIN!!”“I’VE HAD ENOUGH!!” Freeza shouts, slicing your javelin in two and detonating it between you. To your surprise he’d seemingly managed to cut down all of the Saucers with little damage, a few cuts across his flesh and metal bits the only signs he was inside your attack. He glares at you with hate in his eyes, red electricity dancing along his body. He leaps up into the air, hands held overhead and gathering his ki. It grows larger and larger, his attack’s size and power multiplying twice over. You feel yourself take an unconscious step back, tripping over something. Looking down you see Broly, who coughs up blood as you trip and fall on him. Your eyes widen in shock, looking panicked between Broly and Evil Freeza’s attack. Your brother’s too injured, he can’t get out of the way. If you don’t do something, you both are gonna die. Pushing yourself back to your feet, you step between him and Broly, and again flare your aura. It’s now or never!cont
>>3505566“HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you shout, throwing your arms wide and gathering your ki. You put everything you’ve got into your attack, hands glowing with golden ki. You slam your wrists together, kis mixing and multiplying over and over.” FINAAAL!!”“You will die, monkey!!” he roars, power doubling, then doubling yet again. His attack is so massive it fills the sky, the strength radiating from it is so overpowering, you need more! “I will destroy you, and this planet! Now die!!”“FLAAAAASH!!!” you roar, your golden beam blasting forth with amazing force. Your attack explodes towards Mecha Freeza’s, you giving it absolutely everything you’ve got. You won’t lose here, no. You can’t lose! Your beam slams into Freeza’s titanic attack, stopping it in place and sending a massive shockwave blasting out. You struggle with all your might to push his attack back, yet despite giving it everything you’ve got you can’t budge him. He’s just too strong!“This ends here, Saiyan!” evil Freeza shouts, his attack suddenly pressing harder and harder down on you. You try to hold it back, but his strength is just too much. You’re forced down to a knee, the weight of his attack trying to slam you into the ground and destroy you. No matter how much you struggle, you can’t overcome it! Despite giving it everything you’ve got, you just can’t win. Your attack ends, Freeza’s attack dropping down closer and closer to you.“Chilli!” you hear, turning to look behind you at the shouter. You see Caulifla holding Broly, your sister looking up to you, terrified.cont
>>3505569https://youtube.com/watch?v=NQQgXk7YIow#“C-Caulifla?” you say, seeing your little sister’s terrified face. “What are y-?”“Don’t give up!” she shouts to you, tears in her eyes. “You can do it! GET UP!!”Your mind flashes back to your training, when Daddy trained you, Broly and Chaya. He’d been striking each of you over and over, no matter how hard you would defend he’d keep attacking, taking the three of you down over and over again. You’d been knocked to the ground for the millionth time that day, and were just too tired to get up.“Chilli, what are you doing?” Dad had asked you sternly, glaring at you. You’d froze at his words, unable to speak. “While you were laying there, Broly and Chaya both got knocked down another three times each. If this was a real fight, your family would have died while you just lay there.”“I-I didn-!” you start, your dad holding a hand up. You stop talking, waiting to hear him out.“This training isn’t because I like doing it.” he says, and for just a moment he looks really sad. “I’m training you this way because it could save your life. Or even more importantly, it could save the lives of those you’re trying to protect. So get up son, get up!”“GET UP!!” Caulifla shouts, her scream snapping you back to the present and galvanizing you. Rising to your feet you again throw your arms wide, gathering the last scraps of your power.“FINAAL!!” you shout, slamming your wrists together and combining the two spheres of ki. But you don’t stop there, again pulling your arms back by your side as you charge this attack well beyond your limits. “KAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEE!!”“This is the end!!” Freeza roars, then begins laughing maniacally. “Oooooohohohohoo!!”“HAAAAAAA!! MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!” you roar, Freeza’s attack dropping closer and closer to you. Your power explodes upward as you keep charging this attack, you’ve done it! You’ve finally done it! “HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!”Your ki explodes forth, an unstoppable torrent of blue and gold pours from your hands and slams into Freeza’s blast. But it doesn’t simply stop his attack, your blast actually pushing his back! At least for a moment, before your beam pierces through his attack, detonating his bomb far above you as your blast crashes into evil Freeza with a massive impact.“RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” you roar with everything you’ve got, spending every last drop of your power to blast him away. After another dozen or so seconds your power dries up, returning to your base form. You feel yourself falling over, the last thing you see before passing out is your little sister running towards you. You... You did it. You... Sav....Thudcont
>>3505573“Chilli? Chilli wake up!” you hear Caulifla shouting your name, you struggling to open your eyes as you feel her shaking you. “Wake up! Please, wake up!”“He can’t hear you now. Using up all that power, he won’t be able to move for some time.” you hear an unfamiliar voice says menacingly. Somehow you just know that whoever is speaking means to hurt your sister! You have to do something! “So this is Triumph, the Stand the woman is so interested in? Just looks like a bird to me.”“S-Stay back!” you hear her say, yet as terrified as she is, you can still feel her clutching onto you. Hearing the terror in her voice you manage to barely crack open an eye, seeing a man in a white suit with black and white hair walking closer to you both. “I’m warning you!”“Or what, your bird will toast me with it’s flames?” he asks, chuckling a bit to himself and opening his arms wide. “Please, if you think you can, hit me with your best shot.”“G-Go Triumph!” is the last thing you hear, vision fading completely as you fade into unconsciousness.-Meanwhile-“G-Go Triumph!” you shout, ordering your Stand to attack. You are Caulifla, daughter of Karn and Meloka, sister to Chilli and your many other siblings, and wielder of the Stand Triumph. You’d just watched your brother destroy an evil version of Freeza, but as you went to heal him this guy showed up. He’s scary and you can see he has a Stand too, Daddy’d warned you that other users were dangerous, and to not try and fight them alone. But Broly’s still sleeping and Chilli is down, you have to be strong!“KEEEEEE!!” your Stand screeches, bellowing a column of fire at him. His Stand moves between you two, and your fire is stopped short. It hits something, but he and his Stand aren’t cooked! What’s going on? You end the attack, looking confused at him. What’s going on?“Now now, that’s quite enough of that.” he says, taking another step forward. “I need you to come with me.”“W-W-Why should I go with you?” you ask him, shaking as he comes closer. What should you do?!“Don’t worry, I don’t want to hurt you. Not like that lizard over there.” he says, pointing at the evil Freeza who’s beginning to wake up. “If you come with me, I promise your brothers won’t get hurt. But if you don’t, well-“BOOMYou watch, horrified as the evil Freeza suddenly explodes! One second he’s there, and the next there’s nothing left.“Now, you wouldn’t want that to happen to your precious brothers, would you?” he asks, both he and his Stand glaring at you. You have no choice, you have to be strong. For Broly, and Chilli.“I-!“ you begin, when suddenly a flash of light appears behind the man, you seeing yet another stranger appear.“Good fucking grief.”cont
>>3505574“Jotaro?!” the blonde man says, turning. But he’s too slow. “That’s impossi-!”“Star Platinum: Za Warudo!!” the newcomer shouts, a huge gust of wind instantly blowing you over. As you roll to a stop you see the man in the dark coat, a blue man with wavy dark hair floating behind him. The floating man doesn’t have ki, is that another Stand? “Yoshikage Kira. No matter what timeline you show up in, you’re always scum.”“Wh-Who’re you?” you ask the strange newcomer as you scurry back to Chilli.“KEEEEEE!!” Triumph caws as well, small flames climbing up out of it’s beak.“Time to go Kira.” the stranger says, his Stand lifting up the white-suited man and carrying him over its shoulder. “Your face has a date with an ambulance.”“Ambu-huh?” you ask, but the man doesn’t say anything, turning away from you. And with that the white light flashes again, and both men are gone. You look around confused for a moment, wondering just who were those guys?“Caulifla!!” Momma shouts, you turning as she slams into the ground by you, You can see she’s hurt bad: clothes cut to ribbons and both it and her long golden hair soaked in blood, left arm hanging limp. But she’s still going. You burst into tears, running to Momma and crying against her. You were so scared, but now that she’s here everything will be fine. “Shhh, it’s okay. I’m okay.”“No you’re not.” you say with a sniffle, pulling back and directing Triumph to heal her. After a few moments and tears later Momma’s injuries are gone, her proving it by hugging you with both arms. “There. All better!”“Thank you Caulifla.” Momma says, then sets you down, looking to Broly and Chilli and talking to herself. “But why now?”“Because they fear your husband.” a voice says, you and momma turning to see the blue lady smiling. “She fears his power, and that he would have stopped her from taking your daughter.”“Hi!” you say with a wave, the blue lady smiling and giving you a little wave back before talking with Momma. She’s so nice.“You mean they were here to take Caulifla?” Momma asks, blue lady nodding. “But why? Wait, is it because-?”“Indeed.” she says, smile turning sour. “But they’re not only appearing right here.”“Then wher- Karn!” Momma says worriedly. But you don’t know why she’s worried, your Daddy can’t lowe. After all, he is the strongest in the entire universe!-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 87 Epilogue End-
>>3505577I’m so proud of Chili. That boy deserves all the headpats when we get back. Also:>Bitch Towa #2 sent Mecha Freeza and YOSHIKAGE KIRA to kidnap Caulifla because of her Stand>mfw
Fucking Hell Chilli that is some stupidly good Ki Bullshit you got going on there. Wow. That boy really needs to realize PL isn't everything and that his moves make his far stronger then his PL would suggest.Also>>3505582I second this anon. Once Bitch Towa 2's forces arrive we're giving them The Big Green.
>Final Kamehameha>not Big Bang Kamehameha x20Damn Chilli, even when you're being a good lad and hype as shit you still disappoint. Sasuga, Middle-Child.I'm kidding. Good for you, kid. But Gogeta objectively has cooler attacks than Vegeto.
>>3505577>suddenly it's heavily reinforced that karn's mere presence is a massive deterrent for all sorts of bullshit, and everyone's kind of fucked without himI mean, they all knew of course. But now it's proven in practice.
>>3505577also, based chilli and broly. Our kids are really moving up in the world. why haven't the rest of our family gotten timebreaker seals yet? i would have thought that would have happened almost immediately.
>>3505640Perhaps it’s like Towa said? Out of all our kids only Chili was ready for the responsibility.
>>3505582He’s a good kid. And you’ll find out in character, soon enough.>>3505608>Fucking Hell Chilli that is some stupidly good Ki Bullshit you got going on there. Wow. That boy really needs to realize PL isn't everything and that his moves make his far stronger then his PL would suggest.He is good. Still green, as made apparent by burning all his power immediately, and not trying to pace himself.>Once Bitch Towa 2's forces arrive we're giving them The Big Green.You could.>>3505617Ha.Chilli: Big Bang Attack? That’s a dumb nameVegeta: tries to avoid being noticed>>3505630>I mean, they all knew of course. But now it's proven in practice.You don’t know what Meloka fought and won against.>>3505640>also, based chilli and broly. Our kids are really moving up in the world. Yes they are.
>>3505729>That’s a dumb nameClearly a child wouldn't understand the ramifications behind creation. Their idea of creating is slapping blocks together in a vaguely shaped colorful polygon. One day the child will have children of its own. Then it shall learn. But I hope it doesn't make it that far the filthy ningenThe name is shit. But the bigbangkamehameha looks vastly cooler than the final kamehameha despite the appearance itself being simpler. Those stupid lightning bolts on the side of the kamehameha really just makes it look weird. But the whole firing it out of an orb is kind of neat. But the real treat is the SSJ4 kaioken versions of the kamehameha stuff. For some reason it looks pretty cool when red. I also understand my taste is shit, and that it is okay for everyone else to be wrong and have even worse taste than me. The only thing that looks good with goofy shit spiraling around it is the mako- mankan- makuko- the special beam cannon.
>>3505796>One day the child will have children of its own. Then it shall learn.Oh the plans I have, and the webs I have already woven. Just wait until Chaya gets a little older, and Karn gets to protective dad some poor boy.>spoilerKamehameha x10 is pretty great.
>>3505860>yfw the playerbase genuinely likes the fuckboy chaya brings home and don't actually want to haze him because they are afraid he might run away from the perfect little girl that is chaya and hurt her little heart?
>>3505891That’s entirely possible. But I doubt it.
>>3505930Just wait. We're going to disappoint you yet! Probably by just straight vaporizing him right off the bat.
>>3505860Raditz that poor bastard. Trying to date someone who is both your childhood friend and the daughter of the most terrifying man in the galaxy is going to be rough.
>>3505930GD stahp, we actually like Raditz
>>3505577Hm. Well, that was a trip. Not going to touch the fact that Towa gave Chili a demonic seal, that can be addressed later. Impressed though, beating up a Freeza, even beefed up with demonic power, is no small feat. Figures that slimy ass Kira would show up, though I’m glad Jotaro(?) showed up to stop him. Makes me curious WHICH Jotaro it is. Some sort of Time Patrol Jotaro? I feel like we’d have seen him earlier if a Time Patrol Jotaro existed though. Past that, the fact that Towa wanted Caulifla makes me...suspicious that her healing power is more then it seems. It’s not like there’s a shortage of healing techniques and abilities and such out there in the multiverse, so if Towa wanted to abduct Caulifla for Triumph then there’s got to be something more to it then just healing, I’d think. Unless she just wanted a relatively weak Stand User to experiment on, or she’s collecting Stand Users for some other purpose, both of which are possibilities.
>>3506463honestly since our caulifla basically owns the Yu-Gi-Oh Ra but named triumph, my guess is its real power is the ability too grant wishes but is entirely dependant on the stand user, so it ain't doin shit if the kid don't want it.>>3505729Now you got me highly curious what the hell meloka melted, was it a majin buu?
I wonder what Dragon Force looks like while we're in Primal.
Have we ever seen what Dragon Force looks like while we're in oozaru
>>3506501>meloka ripped apart majin buu>no seal or anything, and it was literally just kid buu as he was at the end of buu saga>she fucked him up despite the colossal power difference between them
>>3505955Ha.>>3506070>>3506439Would be hard for him if he did, that’s for certain.>>3506463>Impressed though, beating up a Freeza, even beefed up with demonic power, is no small feat. Indeed. When the power gap is mostly closed, Chilli is terrifying.>Figures that slimy ass Kira would show up, though I’m glad Jotaro(?) showed up to stop him. Makes me curious WHICH Jotaro it is. Some sort of Time Patrol Jotaro? I feel like we’d have seen him earlier if a Time Patrol Jotaro existed though.SKoT saw your fight with Jotaro before, why would she send someone with less of a chance than the boi to fight against you?>Past that, the fact that Towa wanted Caulifla makes me...suspicious that her healing power is more then it seems. It’s not like there’s a shortage of healing techniques and abilities and such out there in the multiverse, so if Towa wanted to abduct Caulifla for Triumph then there’s got to be something more to it then just healing,You’re quite right. She knows it’s true potential, which is why she sent Kira to kidnap her. Or her ashes, whichever.>>3506501>my guess is its real power is the ability too grant wishes but is entirely dependant on the stand user, so it ain't doin shit if the kid don't want it.Not even close, but good guess.>>3506510Long. Very long.>>3506526No.>>3506550Would be impressive, but that’s not what she faced.
>>3506612>Or her ashesOh right, immortality forgot that was a thing
>>3506612IS CAULIFLA IMMORTAL??
>>3507102>>3507105Wat? Neither Caulifla or her Stand are immortal, why would you think that?
>>3507207probably anons confusing ashes with phenoix ressurective immortality.
>>3506612>You’re quite right. She knows it’s true potential, which is why she sent Kira to kidnap her. Or her ashes>her ashes>true potentialOh fuck, can she bring people back from the dead?
>>3507557If she could revive the dead, that would break most future encounters in two. Including the one that does just that
>>3507759What the encounter breaks the future in two? I don't think we'd have sex with some shitty pink child.
>>3507791That’s not what I mean and you know it.
>>3507946>and you know it.You are vastly overestimating my capacity for intelligent thought, Herr Dragon.
How many fandoms is this fucking crossed over into at this point? Seriously, I'm loosing count.
>>3508002We don't do that fandom shit here. We just like shit, we don't obsess over it.
>>3507973>Herr DragonHa>>3508002Let’s see, to this point anons have seen:>DB/Z/GT/Super/Xeno, Destroy All Humans, Godzilla, Fallout, One Punch Man, Metalocalypse, Alien, Predator, Ratchet and Clank, Star Wars, DC, JoJo, Gears of War, Halo, HxH, Outlaw Star, Samurai Jack, Berserk, and small cameos by others including Darker than Black, Transporter and Cowboy Bebop, and at least four other active/dead quests.
>>3508035You forgot Space Dandy and Mortal Kombat.
>>3508041>>3508035That, is some impressive levels of bullshit you are operating on.
>>3508041Wait you mean MORTAL KOMBAT!!! ? Test your might
>>3508053>Wait you mean MORTAL KOMBAT!!!Yes, the only reason Ed Boon even cares about MK anymore made a short appearance .
>>3508053Oh also we have this whole thing with the Lin Kuei, how the fuck could I forget that?
>>3508077It was a joke. I was implying that the fashion in which you elaborated upon extra-canon sources was less intense than was necessary. Then continued the attempt at humor by referencing a musical piece related to said source. I will now impress upon you that I am fully cognizant of the brief appearances made within this quest by the character known as "Scorpion" was battled in the demon realm colloquially referred to as "Hell". Furthermore it should be stated that being unnecessarily verbose in the clarification of previous statements is intended as gentle ribbing and added humor. >Editor's note: This guy is fucking stupid and his jokes are bad. Ignore him. "Verbose". Dipshit.
>>3508085Ya know we should really take into account a few things since MK lore is somewhat relevant in this quest.One, Bitch Towa is probably putting a lot of fighters from Outworld on her roster. I know Shao Khan would be bad news, or god forbid Onaga.Two, if we're prophesied to kill a God and our schtick is glowing green, does that mean we're pic related?
>>3508094I don't think Karn has ever punched someone specifically in the nuts. But he is best dad. Towa wishes she could boss Shao Khan around. Wait, MK11 Shao Khan. Yeah nah he's a cuck.
>>3508035 You should put in the infinity stones because you can never have to many magical mcguffins
>>3508103Honestly speaking the entirety of Outworld's upper echelon is made of bitches given how things went in MK11.>Kotal jobs to Shao Khan>Shao Khan jobs to fucking KitanaIn what world does that make sense?
>>3508107>In what world does that make sense?In the -current year- world.
>>3508116I dunno, maybe she got a stat-boost from Liu Kang's chosen nut.I'm glad he's relevant again but things really seemed to be veering more towards the Cage's taking the spotlight after MKX.
>>3508041That’s just what I could remember trying to go to sleep.>>3508052Thank you.>>3508077>Yes, the only reason Ed Boon even cares about MK anymore made a short appearanceSpoilers: He escaped through the hell portal>>3508079To be fair that was more of a Zoldyck thing.>>3508104But why though?
>>3508580>To be fair that was more of a Zoldyck thing.They attack our ward and our children, it's very much a fucking Karn thing.
>>3508580Also I forgot about that spoilerBI-HAN YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR DISHONORABLE LIN-KUEI ASS.Or don't. Kuai Liang is the better Sub-Zero anyways.
>>3508107>>3508116>>3508126Never buy SJW endorsed products. MK11 is woke trash that makes all the men useless when a women is on screen, "NotGaia(tm)" is just a feminist icon, and the literal parasite bitch is given so much control over her territories it threatens everyone. Not to mention all the mobile game addons and the bastardization of the Krypt into a randomized lootbox dropper for all the randomized equipment that has to be grinded like a phone game. MK11 and most of 10 doesn't matter.
>>3508912I didn’t say it wasn’t a Karn thing, but you didn’t exactly storm the gates.>>3508916First Sub-Zero got exactly what he deserved.>>3509193MK9 was unironically better. Was upset they had Raiden restart the universe, but there is now proof Shao Kahn won Armageddon. As he should have. Taven was boring and Dagon was a dick.
>>3509205Amen battle brother. Also obvious good news, I finally got off ban for calling elves and people that look like elves faggots. Its a nice day.
>>3509193It's fun to play and that's 99% of what I'm doing in a fighting game.That said, if the game was irreparably woke, Ronda Rousey wouldn't have been working on it (they fucking hate her, as do I but for non-political reasons) and NotGaia wouldn't have ended up getting futily sacrificed just so her mom could get clapped by Liu Kang.Really the only things that leave a bad taste in my mouth are Kitana beating Shao Khan, Jax's arcade ending, and D'Vorah managing to kill Scorpion.I call bullshit on her ever being able to sneak up on the grandmaster of the Shirai Ryu.
>>3509411That is dangerously woke, give them a inch and they will take 10 miles until the product they are ruining is so much giblets behind the car.
>>3509207Banned? Fucking how, I’ve never seen a mod here.>>3509411>It's fun to play and that's 99% of what I'm doing in a fighting gameIf you don’t enjoy it don’t do it. Which is why I still run this quest, I always have fun.
>>3509600>Banned? Fucking how, I’ve never seen a mod here.I could summon one right now but I'd putting the thread at risk.
>>3509600it was on tg, where SJWs and tranny lovers are making a route through the place.
>>3509600As far as I can tell Mods only care if you post Porn on /qst. Otherwise their ghosts.
>>3509604>>3509647What I’d heard.>>3509629>/tg/Makes more sense.
>>3509629>SJWs and tranny lovers are making a route through the place.>obligatory back in my dayThe world's going nuts. And the snapback from the outrage culture is going to be insane. Though this isn't the place for any kind of discussion like that. Thankfully /qst/ is mostly untouched by this weird shit that's going around. Mostly.
>>3509822This place requires the bare minimum of creativity and intelligence, so it will be difficult for them.
>>3509830It also requires commitment in one form or another, so we're good.
>>3509870Well they are capable of shitposting, so if one of them gets even Jannicuck status alot of damage can be done.
>>3509881>implying actual mods ever read janny tickets
QM QUESTIONSo who’s ready to see how certain other time travelers have been progressing?
>>35101152/10 not enough interpretive dance battle
>>3510115Speaking of. GD, when we learned the Enhanced Training Methods from Future Chaya during our stay with her before the Arbiter Fight, did we ever share that workout routine and machines outside of our family, or did we tell Vegeta 'off screen' and have him implement them across the planet?Also, does Vegeta know about out Katchin Tablet plan, and if so what does he think about it?
>>3510124Ha.>>3510135Everyone you trained with after learning it has picked it up. He implemented it with the Guard first.>Katchin TabletHe knows, and approves.
>>3510141I just thought of this, but we should ask Freeza if he wants to make the same thing for his people too. Just mass order Katchin so we don't have to call up Shin again.
>>3511561>his peopleAll four of them?
>>3511812.......what the hell has our bro been doing not repopulating his species? We're doing our part! Wait, BAR CRAWL BAR CRAWL BAR CRAWL!
>>3511812Is cloning not a thing?Why are there only four ice demons?Why are powerful saiyans like tatsu running around with missing limbs?
>>3511889Tatsu might just hate tech, he's our kids curmudgeon old grandpa that lives in a hut in a major city. Sure he's happy to see people, but I am waiting for the scene where he goes, back in my day....
>>3511889Tatsu's probably come to terms with his missing arm at this point.the fact of the matter is that he's just getting old, which hits Saiyans a hell of a lot harder than most species.Hell, the fact that he's still training the youths is down right amazing given the circumstances.
>>3511904>"I can't believe how soft Karn's raising you kids.">"Grandpa, I have at least 3 major fractures from sparring with dad.">"YOU WOULDN'T EVEN BE AWAKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT BACK IN MY DAY."
>>3511938>meanwhile, in a far darker timelinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC1jbAnlPPo
>>3511889>Why are there only four ice demons?Because they are mutants.
>>3511961Really makes me wonder what canon and abridged vegeta would think if karn showed them what kind of gravity they train in. >Canon/abridged vegeta's reactions to karn soaked in blood, covered in wounds, snarling madly as he rips his enemies apart, ending with him going full final explosion but actually surviving>Canon/abridged vegeta's reactions to the kind of training karn puts his children through, compared to the basically zero attention he and goku pay to their kids and how soft their children are in comparison despite their natural power>Canon/abridged vegeta's reactions to karn having an incredibly powerful full-blooded saiyan wife who bore him many children, all of whom had even greater potential than the last>Canon/abridged vegeta's reactions to karn fighting side by side, back to back with frieza and hugging it out afterwards>Canon/abridged vegeta's reactions to karn engraving detailed instructions on how to go super saiyan and train properly into indestructible tablets and installing them on the saiyan homeworld for all saiyans to see, that any one of us might achieve the legend by our own strength and will, so long as a single saiyan warrior survives>Canon/abridged vegeta's reactions to our vegeta having killed his own father to become king at like six years old, then proceeding to actually be a good and well respected king of immense power, governing the mightiest race of legendary warriors the galaxy has ever known, feared and respected throughout the universe as god-like beings
>>3512079Hmmm, what's that taste, is that taste of regret? How the hell is that a physical taste? Wait, I think I can smell it now....wait, what's that noise?>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH>Swoosh as the 2 Kings fly by after speeding around the planet taking in the sights and overall higher powerlevelDid.....did they use ki to fly, or disappointment? What the hell was that? Hey Towa, what the hell is going on with those two?!
>>3512079And we have to get them to visit us, with Xeno Goku's attention our way that dumbass won't be able to keep his mouth shut and Xeno Vegeta will get curious. Then he will tell a few other Vegeta's. And then they'll try to sneak in with Goku to look around. If this only happens after the Santa Raid, that's fine. But they have to visit us. If only to hear them Scream in such impotent rage as to make New Salda tell them too shut the fuck up, she's trying to nap. Followed by the loudest neck snap to Pink Bitch when we tell them she's been trying to exterminate us for years, and his son has been helping her, failing except winning by accident every single time on occasion for a universe, but helping her all the same. And willingly.
>>3512142Oh.Oh my god.Canon/Abridged Vegeta finding out that trunks has actively been trying to wipe out the saiyan race throughout almost every timeline, and actually having done it through sheer luck at least once.I didn't even think about that.My god, the sheer rage. https://youtu.be/N5VGZebsmEA?t=52
>>3512166I don't know whether he would be blinded by rage about him trying to exterminate his own species first, or his only successes are through shear luck. I don't know if would even be able to understand it for a few minuets. Like, its repeated to him, we have Towa come by and show a video she made for compilation of Trunk's fails for Towa's Funniest Home Videos. And Abridged will still be going Waaaaaaaaa, like the Broly Movie. Then she takes them over to her other video of him only getting us, and ending our species because we slipped on a wet floor, we're grievously wounded already but still kicked his ass, only to trip on a rock to give him a chance to stab us, or the time we were so busy grieving for our wife stuck in the crystallized pod, and he stabbed us in the back. Just alot of the most underhanded or pathetic ways to win a fight possible, and it only adds up to a dozen or so total successes at the end of the day.
>>3512166Oh my god the sheer spanking Xeno Vegeta will give THE BOI after he sees the place.
>>3512166And then, them finding out that karn kicked his ass every single time he tried."Yeah, i keep killing him but he's got this weird bean that just heals all his injuries and restores his power. Ever since i kicked his ass the first time he keeps one in his mouth before fighting me, so i have to kill him at least twice per visit. Man, i could have saved a lot of saiyans during the war if he had had given me just one of those beans..."
>>3512217That's only because his bitchslaps are launching him farther away then Abridged to catch up to kill him.
>>3512221What about Vegeta's reaction after confronting him with Trunks doubling over from a almost panic attack at Karn's name. It's like the Z Fighters reaction to Mr. Popo's training.
>>3511879He either isn’t old enough, doesn’t know how, or both.>>3511889>Why are there only four ice demons?Majin Buu.>Why are powerful saiyans like tatsu running around with missing limbs?He retired.>>3511938Ha.
>>3512191What about the timeline where he accidentally killed Chaya and Karn detonated from pure rage?
>>3512251Niggas just can't handle a fighter retiring for some reason.Some guys just can't keep it up for whatever reason.Look at Gohan for example. He's better off doing his doctorate in all honesty.
>>3512427A longer bout of screaming for harming the child of a true hero of the Saiyan people.
>>3512434Real saiyans don't retire.You'll sleep when you're dead, until then you can fight.Tatsu should get a couple of vatgrown limbs made and get back to work.He's more than got the powerlevel for it.
>>3512427Reaching close to some hidden knowledge there.>>3512434>GohanA poor example. But Tatsu realized his experience was more valuable to his race than being a fighter on the front lines. And there’s a reason, despite being in his mid 60’s, his power is still steadily growing.>>3512486His strength is one thing, but many of the younger upcoming Saiyans have surpassed him in that regard. But what he does have, is experience. Not many Saiyans have lived to his age and will be a great way in-character to see what happens to aging Saiyans
>>3512562>that spoilerOh I got a good idea of what happens.When he hits 70 he's gonna be full on Dante-mode with his hair.Come 80 he's gonna be lean as hell.At 90 he's gonna shrink to the size of Roshi.
>>3512569Sadly no. Once Old Hits a Saiyan, it hits HARD, their missing years of aging catch up, their power level drops, and their usually dead within a year or two of their first grey hair. It doesn't end pretty man.
>>3512569>hit 80>lose 80 pounds of body mass in the next few months>liver shuts down>???>die
>>3512569I said IN CHARACTER. And don’t forget, at this point Tatsu is one of the oldest living Saiyans.
>>3513167Man I bet Karn's gonna be confused when he keeps in his prime far longer than he has any right to due to his Hamon training.
>>3512079>>3512142>>3512166>>3512191>>3512217>>3512221I can only imagine Canon Vegeta, Abridged Vegeta and Xeno Vegeta teaming up to give THE BOI the worst asswhooping he’s ever received. After that they just go to give our Vegeta training advice before fucking off back to their own timelines.
>>3513174>Not immediately turning on Kakarot for trying to kill them behind his back and moving on to Pinky's punishment.What are you smoking, cause I want some.
>>3513174>"Before we go...don't grow the goatee.">"How did you-">"Still you King, just from another timeline.">"But why not? It suited our father just fine.">"No that's the thing. You'd look exactly like him.">"Hmmm... what about just a mustache?">"ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
>>3513174>>3513181Wait, fuck, I just thought of this.What the hell is the Vegeta's reaction going to be when we also tell him we're fucking Debura's sister, and have multiple kids with her? Because I want them to go home thinking about what Half Demon Saiyan's are going to turn into.
>>3513206Also, what do when they see us and Broly do this, but with regular SS1?
QM UPDATEOnly around 24 more hours until the next Saiyan Conqueror Quest!>>3513169Possibly.>>3513181Ha.
>>3513177Eh, you got me on that one. The three Vegetas would probably kick the shit out of Xeno Goku, but I feel like they’d decide to let Karn deal with Chronoa. The anomaly no one could predict, and is far stronger than he has any right, being the one to take her down is poetic justice in a way. Plus, at some point we need to do our own version of Goku’s “I Am” speech. Chronoa would be the best opponent to pull it out on.
QM QUESTIONImportant question before we get into it tomorrow, how will you fight these colossal mechanical terrors?
>>3513431Attack the weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
>>3513431>How will you fight this massive Godzilla?>How will you fight the Covenant Armada?>How will you fight these collosal mechanical terrors?I'll give you a hint, they all involve rolls to grapple.
>>3513471What weak spot? You haven’t seen one.>>3513488You can try. It doesn’t exactly have arms, just legs and wings
>>3513556When has something being entirely unsuited to being suplexed ever prevented someone who REALLY wants to do do it?
>>3513556>What weak spot? You haven’t seen one.You dip. It's a meme.
>>3513431Energy javelins, for sure
>>3513431Dragon and Claw, no fancy metal is going to stop Kaiju Slayer from ripping them a new one like wet tissue paper.
>>3513431obviously we fist it.
>>3513580Valid point>>3513600>>3513691>>3513753Would certainly cause damage>>3513616Sure?>>3513755Ha.
>>3513790Uh....what is that pic from? I don't get it.
>>3513790>Sure?Thine ignorance to vintage is disappointing but not unexpected.
>>3513801>he doesn't classic final fantasy
>>3513806Nothing about that pic looks like Final Fantasy.
>>3513825Well then. I am wrong.
>>3513833Alternatively, because there aren't enough crossovers in here already.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRpK3LEchBo
>>3513801Ghost Train Suplex. Even I know that one.>>3513803>but not unexpected.Verily.
>>3513874I'm pretty hype for the new thread, it always sucks to miss a week.Like sleeping next to your wife for 20 years, but then she goes on vacation and you can tell she's not next to you anymore.
>>3513880I was banned for it, so I'm happy it was so convenient.
>>3513880>he never slept on the couch in 20 years of marriageWhat sort of tongue wizardry you got that keeps her from kicking you out? Damn dude.
>>3513431Hellzone Grenade aerial minefield but with super sized grenades.
>>3513880Well I’m glad you really enjoy the quest anon.>>3513897“Yes dear”. Even if she’s wrong. Hell I’ve been single for almost two years now and even I know that.>>3513918That could do damage to some opponents.
obviously we must seduce it and make it see the error of its ways.but legit, grab it by the tail, spin, and YEET it into the nereast structure.
>>3514042Structure would do no damage, we must use the planet as a bludgeon. Commence Dragon Grinder Supplex.
>>3514047...Actually, yeah.The grinder would probably fuck it up hard.Use energy body to defend, deflect it's strikes as we close in and give it a multi-megaton bear-hug.
>>3514036Question GD. If we learned the Special Beam Cannon, could we fuse that with Final Flash for super strong ki attack with super piercing? Or is that Meloka and Chilli level Ki Control Fuckery?
>>3514124The Final Beam Cannon would fuck absolutely everything in the ass. I'm imagining this, but focused into a single, unfathomably powerful beam.https://youtu.be/-HmWDdmTAE8?t=62
>>3514329Please don't post cancer ridden fetuses that got aborted here, we don't want to get cursed.
>>3514329Wow that looks like a really discount Death Star. It's great that the Death Star was such a cool idea it gets imitated so readily.
>>3514339"But what if it was FIVE deathstars?" -Someone, probablyAnd let's not forget the time they thought up the brilliant idea of FTL kamikaze. https://youtu.be/s2hM1tyEL0U?t=82Which only begs the question as to why everyone doesn't do this literally all the time, as opposed to turning a planet into five death stars.
>>3514353dude, dont puts vids with a jumpscare at the start.
>>3514353>Which only begs the question as to why everyone doesn't do this literally all the timeBecause everyone else who made films/novels/comics/haikus about it knew that if it WAS a thing it would absolutely trivialize every fucking event ever for all of time and thus it's a stupid fucking thing to have. But they decided that having mouth-breathing doorknob-lickers was a great idea. They obviously didn't theory craft at fucking all. And they'll claim it was a 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000 odds event as if it's hard to measure distance with mass-produced starships and hyperdrives. I have to go, or this hate will consume me and make me into the very thing I sought to destroy.
>>3514424What are you talking abo->pic relatedAAAHHH FUCK WHAT IS THAT
>>3514456>they actually made a figure of herAnd it sold worse than the Rose Tico figure, much to nobody's surprise.
>>3514464I'm surprised they managed to capture the hideousness and frumpiness so well.
>>3514449...THATS A JUMPSCARE TOO, but i was referring to the damn THX BLAAAAAAAAA
>>3514470Ugly plastic molds are pretty adept at replicating a standard template of fugly bitch.
>>3514042>obviously we must seduce it and make it see the error of its ways.Ha>but legit, grab it by the tail, spin, and YEET it into the nereast structure.You can try.>>3514124Potentially. Someone you know in your own timeline already knows the Special Beam Cannon.>>3514329What in the wide wide world of Star Wars fanfiction was that?>>3514353Same question.>>3514449>>3514464>gif related
>>3514567Oh, good, you didn't watch the abortion that is the The Last Jedi. Its cannon by the way, the Death Star Rip off that breaks multiple worlds. If I am right it should be a standard Jar Jar Abrams up the stakes gambit to make the New Order more imposing.
>>3514575The only Star Wars to come out in the past 10 years I’ve watched was Rogue One, and only because they hyped up Vader being in it. I sat through that ENTIRE FILM just for that last minute of Darth Vader kicking rebel ass.
>>3514609Oh, very good then, aside from it making the start of the original trilogy not make since, it was a passable and to date the most unoffensive movie Woke Lucas Films and Disney produced.
>>3514470The Black Series figures are good sculpts, they're just overpriced and stuck with shit characters nobody likes.
>>3514609Did you watch the Clone Wars show though?
>>3514612I enjoyed not jedi, and the better threepio bot.>>3514632Yes, the good one. Gif related.
>>3514645>Yes, the good one. Gif related.They were both fucking baller though.Ahsoka is the character people wish Korra could have been.
>>3514659Korra is a retarded abomination that wouldn't get close to what Ahsoka was to begin with. The two being fundamentally different characters not withstanding, the quality of reason for them being their and how they act are so opposed its actually insulting to Ahsoka to compare her to Whorra.
>>3514645>Yes, the good one. Gif related.Ah, a man of taste indeed.
>>3514675In terms of where the characters start there's some paralells.Both of them are overconfident (but talented) fighters who are pretty much insufferable at the start.The difference between the two is that Ashoka grew out of that and became a fan favorite.Korra remained a stubborn and exceedingly unlikable brat the whole way through and the show-runners had to shoehorn in a lesbian romance to try and cash in on the shipping craze to try and garner some positive reception towards her.
>>3514685You forgot to add, Ahsoka learned and earned everything she got after leaving the Temple. Whorra never deserved shit she got, was in the wrong if not out right starting the problem every single time and....you know what. E;R Senpai made a video. I'll post the links for that and be done with it. Whorra is hurting my brain.Part 1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmKaQqinWKY2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3131tUSlaFQ3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LNFlpO29QU4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_YlIu-eJvUIf someone wants me to post the Re-Niggings in case they want to shit on this before the next thread, I'll throw it up to save people tabs.
>>3514717Korra's one saving grace is her 10/10 character design and that's only good for porn.What a legacy.
>>3514720True that. Her bleached edits are one of my favorite brands. Right next to being a breeding cow to push out the next Avatar to replace her dumbass as soon as humanely possible.
>>3514730Dawg I don't need to hear about your fetishes or how your dislike of a shit character leaches into them.But we're here and we can't go back, I myself am partial to the ab-focused stuff.
>>3514741Oh, that is a very patrician taste, though not really unexpected, this thread has been with a yandere muscle girl for most of its run. Meloka a cute lewd monkey and all that.
New thread: >>3515244