>>3466695
First for ROSE WINS

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>>3466695
Remember lads, no cumming until the end.
The ending of the words is FUCK.

Previous episodes (since they wouldn't fit)


Episode 1 ("New Game!!!"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3207742

Episode 2 ("L.A. Blue Girl"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3227871

Episode 3 ("Food Wars! Shokugeki no Mama, Part 1"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3248193

Episode 4 ("Food Wars! Shokugeki no Mama, Part 2"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3268859

Episode 5 ("The Princess of Tennis"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3291491

Episode 6 ("Ore no Okaasan ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3311702

Episode 7 ("Girls und Scanner"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3334553

Episode 8 ("Boku no StuCo"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3355485

Episode 9 ("Revolutionary Girl Camelia"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3373994

Episode 10 ("Wotaku ni Koi wa Muzukashikunai"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3413961

Episode 11 ("Gunslinger Girl") https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3431655

Episode 12 ("Darker than Bloom"): https://archived.moe/qst/thread/3450226

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Current pairings table, and how many episodes it's been since each haremite was featured in a lewd.

Alex: 1
Cerise: 1
Makoto: 1 (lol)
Rose: 1
Rose2: 1
Sable: 1
Whitney: 1
Amber: 4
Charlotte: 4
Galatea: 4
Renee: 4
Kay: 5
Noelle: 6
Vivian: 6
Mom: -

>>3466695
also
>Episode 12
C'mon, OP.

>>3466705
>Mom: -

While it saddens me Mom hasn't gotten some proper loving from her boy, at least she's an official haremite.

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You go down to Rose's office to get her for the meeting you're about to have with Vivian.

Rose is deep in focus, consumed by whatever it is she's working on, and only notices that you're here as you circle her desk. She chokes and sputters and rushes to minimize her browser window.

"Were you looking at wedding dresses just now?"

"What? No. Noooo."

"You were. You were shopping for fucking wedding dresses."

"This whole scenario has made your neurosis even worse. How sad."

"Pull that window back up, then. Show me what you were looking at."

"Poor thing's hallucinating now. I understand. I'm not happy about this either. But try to keep your head screwed on, all right?"

"This is a sham marriage, Rose. We go down to the courthouse and sign a slip of paper, that's all. The last thing we need right now is for you to turn into Bridezilla, okay? Get over it already."

Rose chews her lip.

"I'm serious," you say. "We're not going to have some giant, useless ceremony--"

"But shouldn't we?"

She says it all at once, blurting it out, like a coke bottle shaken up and uncapped.

"No! No we should not."

"I'm just saying..." she trails off, thinks for a turn, then avers: "Yes. This is a sham marriage. Of course. We agree. The marriage is a sham. 100%, for sure, a sham."

"Right. It's all a sham."

"Total sham. But this whole thing has to look legitimate, right? It has to look real. If the feds have a reason to suspect we only got married to invoke privilege, they can take it away. That's law. You can look that up."

You make a face. "...Is it?"

"Absolutely."

"You know that I can just walk a few feet down the hall and ask your dad about this, right?"

"Go ahead."

You massage the bridge of your nose. "Do you really want a wedding that bad--"

"No! It's a sham marriage. I get that. You're not listening to me, Alabaster. I'm telling you. This is a matter of law. You can look that up. If they have a reasonable doubt--"

"Forget it. Vivian's waiting for us."

"Of course." She right-clicks the browser window's taskbar icon, and closes it from the context menu. She stands. "But -- about the ceremony --"

"Will it shut you up if I agree to it?"

"What part of this don't you understand? This isn't what I want. It's what we need. It's a matter of law. Look it up."

"For fuck's sake--"

"You're not listening to me! The federal statutes--"

"I'll do it. Jesus Christ."

>>3466705
Poor Vivian

>>3466695
I can’t believe my computer maybe just actually fucking died. I will destroy the concept of technology.

>>3466727
This is already starting off wonderfully.

>>3466735
Oof. Sand Reckoner is real and it's trying to kill Fuck Quest

>>3466735
We must break this curse once and for all.

>>3466727
CUTE

>>3466735
Ha, get fucked

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Rose sits again and pulls up some documents. Actually, many documents. Invitation templates. An agenda. A list of catering choices, and a menu for guests... wine menu separate. Venue selections. A seating chart. Music playlist. And more.

"Oh my god..." you mutter.

"...nondenominational of course, and the Bauhaus architecture really speaks to me. I think it would be perfect for a church wedding. There's a lot of room in the nave for the buffet table, too, which we'll need, especially for the fondue fountain--"

"How long have you been planning this?"

"Huh? Only since dad told me--"

"Bullshit. You didn't do this all in a day."

"Some people are productive, Alabaster. Unlike you."

"Have you been... planning our wedding? How fucking long have you been planning this?"

"There it is again. Your neurosis. Manifesting as malignant narcissism, verbal abuse, gaslighting--"

"Oh my GOD. You have this timed down to the fucking minute? 4:03 PM -- father walks bride down aisle... 4:05 PM, ring bearer approaches... holy shit."

"Why shouldn't we have a plan, Alabaster? Tell me. Tell me why we shouldn't have a plan in place. Are you so psychopathically obsessed with procrastination? Are you honestly so--"

"Hold on." You scan your eyes over the list of potential venue selections again. "Why are you only looking at churches back home?"

"Uh? Because it's where we grew up? Because that makes it the most logical place to have our wedding? Because it's what we would do if we were really high school sweethearts getting for-real married? Are you just pretending to be stupid? This is all about making it look real. So why should we not get married back home?"

"Other than the fact that Gilroy, California is a shithole? Gee, I don't know, Rose. It's also nearly an hour drive each way. I'm sure Palo has plenty of places we could--" you suddenly stop, and shake your head. "Fuck. Why am I arguing about this? Look at what you've done. Now you're trying to rope me into your stupid bullshit."

"You're roping yourself into it! If you don't want to plan, don't sit here and plan with me!"

"I'm leaving. I'm leaving, Rose, goodbye. I'm not talking about this sham wedding for one second longer. So come with me to Vivian's office or don't, I don't care."

"Hold on--"

You sigh a sigh of deep tiredness.

"I just need to know one detail. Do you have anyone in mind for groomsmen? And a best man?"

She's really serious about this crap. For as long as you've been alive, you never thought you'd have to fret over the details of a wedding. What does a best man even do? You're sure Rose knows, but you haven't a clue. Who would you even bestow such a dubious honor upon?

[ ] Whitney
[ ] Alex
[ ] Fazil
[ ] Stackleford
[ ] Custom?

>>3466758
>[x] Fazil

>>3466725
>at least she's an official haremite.
There's that one guy who will disagree for some fucking reason

>>3466758
>[x] Whitney

>>3466758
>[x] Fazil
Alex is the bridesmaid, of course

>>3466758
>Gilroy, California
D-did we just get a canonical location for the setting of Fuck Quest? After all these years?

>[x] Whitney

>>3466758
>[x] Fazil
FINALLY, SOME SPOTLIGHT FOR MY BOY

Too bad he's gonna lose cause Whitneyfags

>>3466757
I wish I could.

>>3466758
>"Oh my GOD. You have this timed down to the fucking minute? 4:03 PM -- father walks bride down aisle... 4:05 PM, ring bearer approaches... holy shit."
F E A R

>[x] Fazil

>>3466758
>[ ] Whitney

On every level she is the superior groomsman. Alex can be a bridesmaid.

>>3466758
>[X] Alex

>>3466782
>Alex can be a bridesmaid.
Silly anon, that's Rose2

>>3466785
>>3466772
Changing to this, actually

>>3466775
A bonus lewd to anyone who can figure out why I picked that town.

>Whitney literally asks to be best man
>best man traditionally organizes the bachelor party
Guys...

>>3466758
>[X] Fazil

Also
> 4:03 PM -- father walks bride down aisle... 4:05 PM, ring bearer approaches... holy shit.
I'm keeping my eyes on you, OP.

>>3466758

>[x]Whitney.

>>3466792
> The city's population was 48,821 at the 2010 United States Census.

>>3466758
>[ ] Stackleford
Facing impossible odds, I still march down this path.

>>3466758
>[ ] Fazil
YES

>>3466792
I dunno, Wikipedia claims it was mentioned in an episode of Silicon Valley at some point. Closest thing I can think of besides that is the March 12th incorporation date that's so close to our beloved 3/10.

>>3466806
>>3466816
No, but the answer is on wiki.

>>3466758
>"Have you been... planning our wedding? How fucking long have you been planning this?"
OP, I'm gonna need you to answer this question later

>>3466792
Do they have some special law about marrying their cousins?

>>3466794
Hey I just want to give Fazil some spotlight one last time, I honestly didn't expect other people to also vote for him but I'm happy they are

>[x] Fazil

Closing and writing!

>>3466821
Oh shit
>Gilroy is twinned with: Koror, Republic of Palau

>>3466816
>>3466816
>Closest thing I can think of besides that is the March 12th incorporation date that's so close to our beloved 3/10.
Thank you anon, Very cool.

>>3466792
Rose first appeared in part 2 of S1E3, and while she appeared on the 13th, the episode started on the 12th.

>>3466821
>International relations
>Palau Koror, Republic of Palau
Am I a winner?

>>3466838
Welp. I'm disappointed in you, /fq/. >:T

>>3466843
>>3466839
Motherfucker, I can't believe I missed that.

>>3466849
I'm just salty I lost by a couple seconds because my internet decided to be shit for a minute

>>3466839
>>3466843
Correct. (It's also paired with a Japanese town, but that's less important).

Koror is not just in Palau, but it's the same city where they go in season 1. Gilroy and Koror are the only twinned cities between the US and Palau. And Gilroy is within an hour drive of Palo Alto.

>>3466871
Ayyyy

So do we BOTH win a bonus lewd?

>>3466758

The wedding cake Scarlett will make will be a work of art.

Maybe we could help her with some frosting...

>>3466871
So was the bonus lewd a joke or are you actually gonna take the request after the episode?

>>3466876
>>3466890
I'll see what I can do after the episode. Hit me.

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>>3466897
I-if you say so...

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>>3466897
OP, you're a fuckin legend.

I'm probably gonna need some time to think it over though, if that's alright

>>3466897
You are way too based for this site

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>[x] Fazil

"Well," you drawl, "I guess Whitney did ask to be the best man--"

"No," Rose says.

"Uh. What?"

"I already have Whitney down for maid of honor. She can't be the best man, too."

"Oh my f-- what the fuck, Rose? You and Whitney hate each other."

"Are you stupid? Just because we say we hate each other, doesn't mean we do. Why do you take everything so goddamn seriously? Whitney is great. She'll make a fine maid of honor. Besides, I want to see what she looks like in a dress. Pick someone else."

You rub your forehead. Who else is there? With a sinking feeling in your stomach, you realize a strange fact... you don't have many close male friends.

"Well, fine," you say. "I'll ask Stackleford."

Rose picks a pen holder off her desk and chucks it at your head. It rebounds off your skull and leaves an indentation in your brow.

"I'm gonna fuck you up for that," you snarl.

"Do it. I'll fuck you up if you try to bring that greasy creep within ten feet of my wedding."

"YOUR wedding? This is OUR wedding. I'll bring whoever I goddamn want--" you stop, and try to calm yourself. You're not going to play Rose's game, or let her make you care about the details of this stupid, pointless ceremony.

Just then, like a serendipitous bolt of lightning striking, in walks Fazil. "Ms. Mallory!" He says. "I am pleased to be alerting you of my update to the employee database. It is done."

"What is done?" You say suspiciously.

Rose grins at you. "I'm going to receive an hourly report by email, of every single badge swipe that every single employee makes from now on. An algorithm will flag suspicious ones, too."

You can only nod. You don't want to say so, but it's a great idea.

"Thank you, Fazil, for all your hard work," Rose says.

Looking at him and his bashful smile, you get the flash of an idea. "Hey -- do you want to be my best man?"

"I am your best man!" Fazil insists. "We are best mans forever!" He sticks out his tongue and makes a hang-10 signal with one hand. "Waaaazuuuuup!"

"No--" you say, but when Fazil looks dejected, you quickly add, "I mean, yeah, we're best buds. What I meant to say is, do you want to be the best man at my wedding?"

"Oh!" He says. "You are getting married, Ala-bast-or?"

"To her." You nod at Rose.

"Oh my goodness! Congratulations! Oh! My heart is filling with warmth and glad tidings. And--" he is honestly getting choked up here -- "to permit me such an honor! Yes, Ala-bast-or, yes! I will stand at your side during the wedding! You may count upon me, entirely! I will go to shop for a tuxedo at once! Thank you! Thank you, thank you!"

When you're alone again with Rose, you smirk at her. "That should fill the diversity quota, yeah?"

"Sure. I think Fazil is a great choice." She curls her lips to one side of her face, thinking. Then she adds: "...Just don't let him get drunk."

A rare point where you can agree with Rose.

>>3466933
>"I am your best man!" Fazil insists. "We are best mans forever!" He sticks out his tongue and makes a hang-10 signal with one hand. "Waaaazuuuuup!"
How can one man be so based

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>>3466933
>"I already have Whitney down for maid of honor. She can't be the best man, too."
>Besides, I want to see what she looks like in a dress.


And just like that, my irritation subsided, like a wave erasing the etchings in the sand.

>>3466933
>Besides, I want to see what she looks like in a dress.
Everything's gonna be fine.

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You meet Vivian in her office, softly shutting the door behind you as you enter. She thanks you for coming and invites you both to sit.

"You can convey what I tell you, to interested parties. Whitney and Ms. Carte have already been informed... it would not do to bring you all in here at once, with mother's office just across the hall -- she might be suspicious of that."

As far as anyone else knows -- you, Rose, and Vivian are simply discussing the details of an upcoming television interview right now. Nothing more.

"Having said this..." Vivian casts her gaze upon Rose, and frowns. "This is a sensitive matter. Is it actually necessary for her to be present?"

You look from Rose, back to Vivian, thinking.

Then you say: "Yeah. It is."

"But of course. You wish to keep your bride in the know. And congratulations, Alabaster Soliloquy, on your upcoming nuptials. My warmest regards and well-wishes to both of you." She smiles wanly, then adds: "and to you, Alabaster, also my deepest condolences."

Rose flips her off.

But despite the sarcasm of that last jibe, Vivian's congratulatory message overall comes off as real. You must be regarding her strangely, because, ever the straightforward and frank girl she is, she goes on: "Of course I expect you not to fall into a life of monotony following the vows. Marriage vows are quaint things and would only tend to get in the way of all the fun."

Unlike her big sister, "monotony" was precisely the word Vivian wanted, but the message is just the same. She wants to keep seeing you. Wants to keep seeing Rose too, now that you think of it. Vivian is equally the bohemian her sister is, or perhaps moreso, even if she dresses her perversions up with high-vaunted language.

"I'll let you suck his dick on Tuesdays and Thursdays, with advance notice," Rose says.

Vivian rests her cheek on her fist and smirks at Rose. "As well as Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays... and no need for prior notification, that would simply be a mood killer. I am not a selfish girl, though -- far from it. Perhaps I be gracious and permit you to retain full custody on alternating Sundays."

"Could you two not talk about me like I'm a piece of meat?" You say. "I'm a human being, you know."

"Shut up," Rose tells you.

>>3466933
>"Well," you drawl, "I guess Whitney did ask to be the best man--"
>"No," Rose says.
kek

>>3466933
>Looking at him and his bashful smile, you get the flash of an idea. "Hey -- do you want to be my best man?"
>"I am your best man!" Fazil insists. "We are best mans forever!" He sticks out his tongue and makes a hang-10 signal with one hand. "Waaaazuuuuup!"
>"No--" you say, but when Fazil looks dejected, you quickly add, "I mean, yeah, we're best buds. What I meant to say is, do you want to be the best man at my wedding?"
>"Oh!" He says. "You are getting married, Ala-bast-or?"
>"To her." You nod at Rose.
>"Oh my goodness! Congratulations! Oh! My heart is filling with warmth and glad tidings. And--" he is honestly getting choked up here -- "to permit me such an honor! Yes, Ala-bast-or, yes! I will stand at your side during the wedding! You may count upon me, entirely! I will go to shop for a tuxedo at once! Thank you! Thank you, thank you!"
I don't regret anything, Fazil is so pure

>>3466695
>In a bonus scene, you had a lot of sex. A LOT.
Guess I need to go back.

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>>3466933
>Just because we say we hate each other, doesn't mean we do.

This scenario is truly magical.

>>3466970
It's a shame how little we've gotten of Rose and Vivian together since the reboot. This scene is a treasure.

>>3466970
>"Could you two not talk about me like I'm a piece of meat?" You say. "I'm a human being, you know."
>"Shut up," Rose tells you.
Heh

So what's got ya busy tonight, /fq/? I might fire up some Dragon's Dogma if the waits get warm.

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>>3467054
Oh. Ohhh.

>>3467054
It's time

>>3467054
oh well, goodness me.

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>>3467054
>https://pastebin.com/TGi0QPG6

>>3467054
>fuckslop from your piss slit
Ewwww.

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Vivian retrieves a fresh pair of pants for you, and a fresh blouse for Rose. After so long working at Darkbloom Analytics, you've all learned to keep a few sets of clean clothes on-campus -- just in case.

Rose is still flushed and sweaty, but she gets down to business right away. "What did you want to tell Alabaster about?"

Vivian is also still composing herself after that spectacularly hard use, but she manages an answer. "Before I excised my father from Cerise's head... he revealed to me a few more details about this technology I think are pertinent to the current situation."

You raise an eyebrow.

"We are not the only people -- or I should say, Sable Guiteau is not the only person -- to have worked on technology similar to Sand Reckoner. The USSR, as far back as the 1980s, also theorized that a mind sufficiently enhanced could unlock the power to alter reality. That a properly coordinated mind-machine interface could slide between worlds..."

"Fucking wonderful," you say. "So Stasi Lebedev -- and your mother --"

"As far as father knew, Soviet research into this area faltered when the cold war ended. It came to be seen as the realm of cranks and crackpots, much like contemporaneous US research into psychological warfare and parascience. Stasi Lebedev was in the Soviet military during that time, though, and is likely to have known of the project... if indeed she had an implant of her own as you say, then I daresay it's a certainty."

"In other words, the Russians have their own Sand Reckoner," Rose summarizes.

"Not quite. If they are so insistent on taking ours, then clearly their version is deficient, lacking in some way... but now, with the Chinese also showing interest, and even US allies as well -- Alabaster, Rose... we are entering into conditions that could spark a world war. This is not an exaggeration."

You massage your face and stare down at your lap.

"Father was aware of rumors," Vivian says, "nothing concrete, but... the Soviets had a different conception of world-lines than Sable does. They believed that as realities can be separated, so too can they be merged. Supposedly, there is a rogue facility continuing their research into these matters... somewhere deep in Russia's interior. If such is the case..."

"I understand," you say. "That's why I shouldn't get this thing taken out of my head just yet."

"The more aces we have and the more sleeves to stow them in, the better," Vivian says. "Yes."

"I still think we should take it out," Rose says. "I'm sick of being tethered to this company... of having your life depend on us staying in business."

"Mr. Best will fix that," Vivian says.

"You trust him?" You say.

"Not in the slightest. But I know he adores you, so he will take the course of action he sees as likeliest to help you."

"He is sort of crazy for you," Rose says.

You nod. You guess they're right. Alex Best is a lot of things -- but he's definitely in love with you. You wish you could say how you feel about him.

>>3467102
>Alex Best is a lot of things -- but he's definitely in love with you. You wish you could say how you feel about him.
SAY IT, YOU COWARD

>>3467120
Our balls touched, we can't deny the gay any more.

>>3467127
B-but we were having sex with two girls at the same time! That's a net total of one boy and one girl involved, so it was totally straight!

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>>3467102
>Supposedly, there is a rogue facility continuing their research into these matters... somewhere deep in Russia's interior.
It's time, boys.

>>3467102
>merged realities
So instead of cloning or necromancy, whoever's fucking with reality just has to merge two of them to bring someone back to life, i.e. Amber, Mom, Damon, etc.

It's why Mom can remember being a mother to both Amber/Rose2 and Ally/Cerise at the same time.

>>3467102
>You nod. You guess they're right. Alex Best is a lot of things -- but he's definitely in love with you. You wish you could say how you feel about him.
Absolutely BTFO

>>3467102
I want to say how I really feel about Alex! I really want to!

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"My little boy is getting married! How -- how wonderful!"

Mom reaches for you, and before you can stop her, it's happening: she's squeezing your cheeks, pulling at them like taffy.

You fight her off and step back, away from her clutches. You sit down on Mom's living room couch again. "Geez," you groan. "You're awfully touchy-feely all of sudden."

She stands straight and clears her throat, a fist to her lips. "Ahem. Well. I-it's not that I'm overjoyed to see my son about to have -- to have the best, most important day of his life -- or -- or anything. I'm just glad to know you won't be a shiftless unmarried loser for the rest of your life -- like I thought you would be!"

Beside you on the couch, Cerise pipes up. "Uh... I guess this is a good time to mention it, huh? I'm -- ahem -- I'm getting married too."

Mom's eyelids flutter. She puts a hand to her chest. "No! Oh -- oh, my -- this is --" She can't contain her broad, silly smile. She hugs Cerise so tight you worry she'll suffocate her. When she finally pulls away, still holding Cerise by the shoulders, she asks: "who's the lucky man?"

Cerise coughs.

"Come on, now -- don't be shy! What's his name?"

"A-Anna."

Mom's mouth hangs partway open, her smile frozen there on her face, while she considers this. "His name is Anna?"

"Her name is Anna."

A long, awkward beat passes, with Mom's mental faculties ground entirely to a halt, her expression once again frozen, and Cerise cringing back at her.

But finally, she hugs Cerise again, just as tight as the first time, and says, "this is absolutely wonderful news! I'm so glad you found someone!" She stands tall again and tells you both: "Wait here." With that, she turns, and hurries upstairs.

You look at Cerise. "You proposed to Gal?"

"Yeah."

"How did she take it? I mean, she said yes, so I guess she took it well."

"She never saw it coming... but yeah... you were right. She flipped her shit. She's... she's happy."

"How about you?"

Cerise looks at her lap. She smiles to herself. "Yeah. Me too."

Mom comes thudding back down the stairs, and she's in such a rush she almost takes a pratfall at the bottom step. Still unbalanced, she skids into the living room and shouts: "Here, here!"

She thrusts a slightly tarnished silver band into your palm, and a gold band into Cerise's.

"Wedding rings?" Cerise says.

"Your father's and mine... they may need to be resized, but... well... I have no more use for them. You should keep them. Both of you."

You look at Cerise and shrug. Hey, at least that's one detail knocked out -- no need to go shopping for a ring. Rose will need one, but at least you've got yours now.

>>3467182
Oh SHIT, maximum gay achieved!

>"She never saw it coming...
you think you're pretty clever huh

>>3467182
>Beside you on the couch, Cerise pipes up. "Uh... I guess this is a good time to mention it, huh? I'm -- ahem -- I'm getting married too."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3467182
>She never saw it coming
Oh you.

>>3467182
>"She never saw it coming..."
OP, please.
Ohhh man this is exciting.

>>3467189
>"She never saw it coming...
>you think you're pretty clever huh
I'm dumb, what'd I miss?

>>3467203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFVj0Z6ahcI

>>3467203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFVj0Z6ahcI

>>3467182
Well now I know what I want the bonus scene to be: Cerise's proposal followed by tender yuri

>>3467182
>She never saw it coming
Of course

>>3467203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFVj0Z6ahcI

>>3467208
Oh, its been forever since I played that. Thanks for telling me.

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>>3467225
It's also very topical because Galatea is the first Fuck Quest character to get into Smash!

>>3467234
Huh, I didn't mess around with spirits so I didn't notice.

>>3467257
I mean, it only happened a little over a week ago. Were you tuned completely out of the Joker hype?

>>3467234
Is Phoenix Wright not in the game?

>>3467271
Nope. No Ace Attorney representation at all.

God, I hope he gets made playable at some point.

>>3467271
He is not. Still possible he could make it in as DLC, but I won't hold my breath yet. All my never evers are already in anyway, so my speculah is at a low simmer.

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Things are moving at a breakneck pace. Only yesterday you made it official, and the wedding is scheduled for Sunday. Saul and Charlotte want to get it done as quickly as possible, since of course the main object is legal protection for both you and Rose. Actually -- the only object is legal protection for you and Rose. Why else would you get married?

So, as you return to work for an awful Saturday spent in crisis management, you're more than a bit taken aback to see Noelle carrying a box full of personal effects out of the FBI security cordon.

When she sees you, she startles, but then her expression relaxes and she sighs.

"Sayonara," she says.

"...Thanks, Stackleford."

Noelle hefts the box to one arm and gives you the finger. She could get along with Rose if their stations in life didn't force them into conflict.

"What do you mean sayonara? Where are you going?"

"Letting Makoto Kikuchi die on my watch was the last straw. I'm off the investigation. Or at least, that's the official excuse. The truth is that your adoptive father twisted the government's arm hard enough that they're backing off. So..." She shifts her weight to her other foot. "You'll like my replacement. His name is Hugh, and he's a moron, and he'll do whatever the higher ups tell him to. You're free and clear, basically. Everything from this point forward is just for show..."

"...Just like that?"

"I was hoping to sneak out of here without you seeing me. But you sure know how to show up at the worst places and the worst times, don't you? It was nice knowing you, Alabaster."

You look at the bobblehead in her box, the one of Mugi from K-On, and the figma of devil Homura beside it. Then upwards, you direct your gaze to her weary, hardened face. She was just doing her job -- and now she's out of it.

"They're reassigning you?"

"They fired me."

"Oh."

"I'm thinking I could join a local PD as a homicide cop. Or maybe follow Kay's lead and join the fourth estate... I have connections, and I'm sure I'd get a lot of juicy scoops -- or whatever the fuck. Well. The world is my oyster now, I guess."

She steps past you, on her way out the door.

[ ] We should get coffee sometime.
[ ] Sayonara.

>>3467283
>"They fired me."

... Oof.

>[x] We should get subs sometime.

>>3467283
>[X] We should get coffee sometime.

>>3467283
>[x] We should get coffee sometime.

>>3467283
>[x] We should get coffee sometime.

>>3467283
Fucking ouch.

>[x] We should get subs sometime.
I'm worried that she'd see this as just rubbing it in, but I don't want to just leave it at that

>>3467283
>[x] We should get coffee sometime.

>>3467283
>[ ] We should get coffee sometime.


>and the figma of devil Homura beside it
She has good taste.

>>3467283
>[x] We should get coffee sometime.

>>3467259
Oh I was waiting for joker to get in, I just don't pay attention to spirits. At all.

>>3467283
>and the figma of devil Homura beside it
Apple a best.

>>3467283
>[ ] We should get coffee sometime.

>>3467283
>[x] We should get coffee sometime

>>3467283
>[ ] We should get coffee sometime.
Best Season 2 girl.

>>3467310
She's in the Final Smash too! (although I understand if you play with those off) If I started a room, would anyone join?

>>3467318
I would

>>3467283
>[ ] We should get coffee sometime.
Was there any doubt?

>>3467329
ID: BP13P

>>3467351
Also, I plan on shutting it down at the next Pastebin for hopefully obvious reasons, so get in here you dweebs.

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>[x] We should get coffee sometime.

"Oh?" Noelle says. "And why is that?"

"Because -- well, because why not?"

"Other than the fact that you completely destroyed my life?"

You clear your throat and shuffle your feet. Noelle has an awful way of cutting to the chase. "I'm -- I'm sorry," you manage.

"It's fine. I guess I wreaked a little havoc in your life too. Tit for tat."

"Yeah."

"Sure. I'll get coffee with you... but let's get this out of the way right off the bat. I'm not going to fuck you again."

You frown. "Do you honestly think I'm that single-minded?"

"Yes. Yes I do." She looks up at the tall ceiling of the lobby, and considers her options. She says: "There's this cute little cafe on Middlefield, near Hoov--"

"Pick somewhere else. Please."

"Coffee Bean?"

"That sounds great."

She puts the box on the tile floor, takes a sharpie and a pad from it, and scrawls her phone number down. She tears the strip of paper, folds it up, and sticks it in your pocket. "Call me up sometime... sometime soon."

You stand there staring at her for a moment. And then, fuck it, why not: you lean in and kiss her on the lips.

"You are such an ass," Noelle says, after spending a moment returning it.

"So are you."

"I'll see you around. I'm bringing a rape whistle next time, so don't get any big ideas."

She collects her things and leaves. You watch her go, feeling melancholy. And then a realization strikes you: if the FBI is backing off, and won't pursue you over your involvement with the nightclub shooting or anything else...

There's no more reason to marry Rose.

[ ] Tell her.
[ ] Keep this to yourself.

>>3467361
>[x] Tell her.

>>3467361
>[x] Keep this to yourself.

Also good on Ally avoiding the Rutabaga again.

>>3467361
>[x] Tell her.

>>3467361
>[X] Tell her.
Make her beg.

>>3467367
CHART ANON
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE DARK SIDE
NOT JOIN IT

>>3467361
>[x] Keep this to yourself.

>There's no more reason to marry Rose.
It still covers your ass you little shit.

>>3467372
>>3467372
T H I S
SHE HAS TO ADMIT SHE WANTS TO
>[x] Tell her. (but only so she's forced to admit her love to us)

>>3467361
>[ ] Tell her.
And go through with it anyway

>>3467361
>[x] Tell her.
Honesty is the best foundation for a marriage, after all. And >>3467372

>>3467361
>>3467372
>>3467378
Indeed.
>[x] Tell her.

>>3467378
>>3467380
>>3467381

... okay, I can concede to this line of thinking at least.

>>3467361
>[ ] Keep this to yourself.
Ally is still a big ol' Tsun Tsun

>>3467361
[X] Tell her.
-[X] And tell her it won't get in the way of the wedding, because you want to marry her, because you're in love with your cousin, once removed.

Ally needs to stop being such a fag about this.

>>3467372
>>3467378
>>3467380
>>3467381
>>3467384
>>3467385
>>3467388
Ok, you guys make some very good points

Switching to
>[x] Tell her.

>>3467182
Oh joy, we're getting cucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kReAdIJy1zc
Thread theme from now on.

>>3467361
>Tell her so she has to literally ask for it

>>3467361
>[x] Keep this to yourself.

Okay, who here thinks the venue is going to descend into a huge orgy, who thinks they'll find a room for it first, and who thinks it's going to be interuppted by fucking Russians, Chinese, and/or US.
>>3467398
We're still going to fuck the both of them.

>>3467398
I don't think you know what that means

>>3467403
The only surprising thing about us fucking in a church at this point is that it hasn't already happened.

>>3467399
>4:21
IaTM-dono...

Well the arena auto-timed out since none of you cakebois joined, so >:T

>>3467398
>cucked
How?

>>3467361
>"There's this cute little cafe on Middlefield, near Hoov--"
>"Pick somewhere else. Please."
Nice.

>[x] Keep this to yourself.
Then
>[x] Tell her (after the ceremony).
Marry her out of spite.

>>3467416
>>"There's this cute little cafe on Middlefield, near Hoov--"
>>"Pick somewhere else. Please."
>Nice.
I don't get it?

>>3467409
Fated since the beginning.

>>3467399
this is it. i give up. the numbers have consumed me

>>3467421
Nice

>>3467421
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENING BOYS

WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE ROSE CONFESS TO US

>>3467361
>[ ] Tell her.

LOVE IS WAR

>>3467419
It's the Rutabaga cafe that always manages to have shit go down when we go there, without fail

>>3467415
She's marrying someone that isn't us.

>>3467449
Yeah a girl that we're fucking and is our literal doormat

>>3467449
And we're marrying someone that isn't her.

>>3467449
She loves Gal more than us, we love Rose more than her, and everyone's fucking each other on the reg anyway. Who cares?

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>[x] Tell her.

You step into Rose's office. She's uncharacteristically shy and demure, little over 24 hours away from the big moment, and can hardly meet your gaze. Instead, she stares madly at her desktop. She's blushing.

"Hello Rose."

"Hello Alabaster."

Her reply is meek and mild.

"Listen, uh... I just saw Noelle--"

No more meekness. "That cunt! Oh, she's really pushing us. Did she try to drag you back in for interrogation? This is bad. Oh goodness. There's nothing we can do, then. We'll have to get married tonight instead. This is a critical situation!"

You squint and wince. And then you explain to Rose the truth.

"...Oh," she says, when you're through.

"I mean, this is great news, right? You're -- you're happy. You're happy about that."

"Yes... oh, yes, obviously. It's... wonderful... just amazing news. I'm -- beside myself with relief. To think we almost got married!" She forces a bitter laugh. "What a disaster that would have been. Marrying you. How absurd. But now we don't have to do something so awful and ridiculous. Just in the nick of time, too... I mean... phew. Right?" She fiddles with a paperweight on her desk. "We were hardly... one day away... one day away from having our fates sealed... forever..."

"It's great," you insist. "I'm really glad too. I'll go let everyone know -- that the wedding is -- canceled. That we're cancelling the wedding."

"Of course."

"No more wedding."

"What a relief!"

An awkward silence descends that seems to last an eternity.

"You know--" you begin.

"This has all the makings of a trap," Rose interjects.

"Yeah! That's exactly what I was thinking--"

"--they're trying to trick us--"

"--somehow, the FBI found out about our plan, and--"

"--and they think they can make us go back on it, and then--"

"--boom! In they swoop, and we would have absolutely no recourse--"

"--no recourse whatsoever--"

"--without spousal privilege--"

"--we'd be totally exposed, in a legal sense... they could do anything they wanted to us--"

"--so of course--"

"--of course--"

"--and not that I want to--"

"--I mean, neither do I, don't be ridiculous--"

"--but it can't be helped--"

"--literally, it can't be. It cannot be helped--"

"--no helping it--"

"--no helping it at all--"

"--I can't believe they thought we were that stupid--"

"--to fall for such an obvious ploy--"

"--as if we would!--"

Rose springs to her feet, leaning with her fists balled up against the desktop. "--we should get married twice! Just to spite them!"

You narrow your eyes at her. "Don't get carried away, Rose."

She purses her lips and bows her head and stares at her desk again.

>>3467458
YES
YES
YES
>Rose springs to her feet, leaning with her fists balled up against the desktop. "--we should get married twice! Just to spite them!"

YES

>>3467458
best girl and OTP holy fuck

>>3467458
>Rose springs to her feet, leaning with her fists balled up against the desktop. "--we should get married twice! Just to spite them!"
THE ONE WHO FALLS IN LOVE FIRST LOSES!

>>3467458
MORE

MORE

I call it a tie

>>3467458
I hate Rose, but this... This isn't so bad.

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>>3467458

>>3467476
What's it like, constantly tasting shit?

>>3467480
Local teachers have shit taste.

>>3467455
>She loves Gal more than us
Exactly, Gal's cucking us. We're the harem master here.

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>>3467480
>Teachers say DFCS is out
What a shame. At least she gets custody on Sundays, Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays!

>>3467482
I'd ask you to tell me, but I guess that's like asking a normal person to describe the taste of air.

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>>3467458

>>3467494
>I'd ask you to tell me, but I guess that's like asking a normal person to describe the taste of air.
lol, good one.

>>3467484
You're taking part in a fantasy of being able to fuck 12+ girls (and 1 boy) in any combination you want, at any time you want, and you're upset when any one of them has a sexual/romantic relationship that doesn't involve you? Are you really that insecure, bro?

>>3467458
We're reaching critical levels of tsundere here.

>>3467458
I'm kind of sad we didn't bully her until she confessed her feelings

>>3467502
Love is war anon

>>3467476
>I hate Rose
Wow you're a faggot

>>3467361
>[ ] Tell her.
I’d like to see some honesty. Even if they end up hiding it from others

>>3467510
Little late there anon-kun

>>3467484
But it's with a girl, it hardly counts. With your mind set Whitney cucks us on the daily. Gal can have our sloppy seconds

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Whitney bursts in. "There you are! Fuck!"

"What's wrong?" You say, feeling a surge of adrenaline. Whitney is rarely so serious.

"Look at the time!" Whitney yells.

You glance at the clock on the wall. 2:37 PM. Absolutely nothing special about the time whatsoever. You look back at Whitney, bewildered.

"It's almost 24 hours before the thing!" Whitney says.

"...The wedding?" Rose says.

Whitney is already behind you, palms against the back, trying to push you from the office. "The groom isn't supposed to see the bride for 24 hours before the wedding! It's bad luck."

You bounce Whitney back a step with your butt and then wheel on her. "What a bunch of superstitious bullshit. What is this, the 1800s? That's ridiculous."

"Eat my whole entire ass, Ally. Eat it."

"I mean -- if you're offering."

She sticks her tongue out at you. "Anyway, we've got a big night ahead of us. A Rose-free night."

"I don't like where this is going," you say.

"Bachelor party! Woot woot!" She tugs at an invisible something in the air, as if blaring the horn of a semi truck.

"That's what I was worried about."

"You're the maid of honor!" Rose protests. "You're not supposed to arrange the bachelor party!"

Whitney grins, wide and toothy. "Don't worry, Rose. I've got only the best talent on top of the bachelorette party, too."

"...Who?" Rose demands.

"My mom, of course!"

Rose turns a shade of pale green as she considers the prospect of what might be in store.

Whitney smiles up at you. "C'mon, Ally! Let's go! We'll get all this work bullshit out of the way as quick as possible. Then we'll hit the fucking town!"

Oh boy.

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>>3467510
Fug

>>3467517
Whitney's not marrying any of the other girls

Fuck's sake, can we not be railroaded into marrying Rose?

>>3467520
>"Eat my whole entire ass, Ally. Eat it."
Yes.

>"My mom, of course!"
L O V E L Y

>>3467520
I really want to see Rose enduring 6+ hours of Renee and Whitney at karaoke.

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>>3467520
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck, we get to see both don't we?

>>3467526
>railroaded
We literally chose this, Anonymous-dono. And even if we hadn't, the universe decreed it years ago.

tl;dr quit being a homogay

>>3467526
To paraphrase the smartest girl we know: "eat my whole entire ass, anon. Eat it."

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>>3467526
It’s okay, anon. None of this matters as long as we win the Quiz Bowl.

>>3467532
>we

>>3467547
Would you prefer a 'wareware wa'?

>>3467520
>"The groom isn't supposed to see the bride for 24 hours before the wedding! It's bad luck."
That's about purchasing a product.

>>3467520
I'm so fucking ready for this

>"My mom, of course!"
>Rose turns a shade of pale green as she considers the prospect of what might be in store.
Well Rose should prepare for 24 hours of depressed drinking and karaoke

>>3467524
Yeah, she's fucking them. If some dude fucked our bitches would you not consider that cucking us?

>>3467526
>railroading
We literally chose this

>>3467547
Yes, we.

Once again, you uppidy minority cunts have to pout and whine and complain because you dislike something the overwhelming majority of us want to see happen is actually happening, and you don't have a single leg to stand on because you've only made two entire posts all thread, purely to complain about the direction of the story that you've contributed literally zero votes to. Don't like how this is developing? Fucking speak up during the voting then.

>>3467573
>new IP
If the people wanting this are in the truly in the minority, and it bothers you so much, why are you not voting? I mean, you're a new IP, so, surely, you haven't posted in the thread before, right? Why not? Why didn't you vote instead of letting the vocal minority who does all of the voting take over?

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This is a place of peace and celebration, Anonymous-tachi. Let us all wait warmly together.

>>3467547
Majority rule man, it sucks but you gotta learn to live with it like every other human being

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You're standing at a urinal in the executive bathroom after a long meeting, relieving your bladder, when someone takes the stall beside you. You're a courteous and discreet user of public restrooms, so you don't even glance over. Until this other person speaks:

"Man, I don't think the geometry of this is going to work out."

Your spine goes rigid and you cut your stream off prematurely. You gasp: "What the fuck! Dr. Carte?"

"Talk about penis envy," she says, looking down at the toilet bowl. She has her hands pressed to her trousers, thumbs and forefingers making a diamond centered over where a penis would be, considering it. "I always wished I could pee standing." She looks at you now. "Guess I'll have to come back on my own time and try again."

"What are you doing here?"

"I needed to get you someplace private -- what better place than a bathroom, right?"

"The men's bathroom?"

"They should really make a law against that, huh? Listen. I heard through the grapevine that you've got -- a special something in your pocket." You glance down at your crotch, where your penis is still protruding from your zipper. "No, not that. I already know about that one. I mean something that came out of our mutual friend."

Oh. That.

"I could really use it," she says. "If all this shit about crazy Soviet psyops projects is true -- I think if I could get that thing in an... interrogation-type setting, if you will..."

"You want to interrogate the ghost of David Darkbloom."

"Shh! Yes. We need more information. And who knows how much of what he told Vivian is a lie..."

"But how?"

"Circuit bending, of course. Your sister is all for it." She pulls her purse from her shoulder and opens it for you to look inside. "Meet the new corporeal housing of the worst person to ever live -- a Tiger Electronics brand Furby toy -- uh, imagine a trademark symbol there. Well. You get the picture."

There's something darkly comical about that. David Darkbloom trapped inside a children's toy, forever. You can picture it now: "Me hungry. Achoo. Worry."

[ ] Do it.
[ ] Don't do it.

>>3467583
I am always late to the party TrackMan. At the same time, with very few exceptions, the votes almost always tend to go the way I would vote, so I've no reason to complain about results I would have asked for to begin with.

What I have an issue with is people complaining about how things go the way they 'do not want them to go, but only after the fact of the vote is cast'.

>>3467591
You are forgiven.

>>3467583
Have you ever considered the possibility that his ID is changing and he doesn't want to samefag?

Also he's in the majority so you argument makes literally no sense

>>3467593
>[x] Do it.

>>3467597
I said sorry >>3467595

>>3467593
ooohhhh yesss

>>3467595
and on that note, hooray democracy!

>>3467593
>[X] Do it.

>>3467593
>[X] Do it.

>>3467593
>[x] Don't do it.
I don't know why, but I get a weird vibe for this. My gut tells me no even though I want it on a personal level.

>>3467593
[X] Don't do it.

>>3467593
>>[X] Do it.
Mostly 'cause I want to check if David is still there.

>>3467532
>>3467564
>>3467573
>We chose this
Can I get a source on this? I went back and checked the past threads, and as far as I can tell we never got an actual choice relating to Alabaster deciding to marry Rose.

>>3467593
[x] Do it
I trust the cake

>>3467593
>[ ] Don't do it.
GUYS, I KNOW IT'S TEMPTING TO PUT DARKBLOOM INTO A FURBY BUT LET'S NOT FLY TO CLOSE TO THE SUN HERE. THIS IS WE'RE TRAGEDY STRIKES

>>3467593
>[ ]Don't do it.
Call it paranoia but I don't think that's a good idea.

>>3467607
Me too. Maybe I don't totally trust Dr. Carte to not kill him? I think a furby is too vulnerable? I can't for the life of me pin it down, but I just don't want to put him in the furby.

>>3467607
I got the same initial reaction, but the upsides to having access to the information are too great to pass up. besides, there's no harm if its in an isolated environment. as long as the Furby in question is not hooked up to a network, or given a wifi receiver for literally no good reason, it should be perfectly safe.

>>3467593
>[x] Check if anyone else is around.
But then, if not, as much as there are a thousand reasons not to
>[x] Do it.
Darkbloom having to speak through a Furby voice is too good to pass up.

>>3467616
Yeah, I think that's part of it. She has the strongest vendetta with EASILY provable accusations against him. I love Renee, but I don't trust leaving Darkbloom with her. Definitely a weird vibe.

>>3467618
We can get the info later though after we deal with all the shit currently happening, this is literally the moment in a Greek tragedy where everything goes to shit

>>3467593
>[X] Do it.
BRUH

Do we have to keep him in the Furby? Maybe we can put it in, interrogate him, and take it out. If the Furby get's stolen, it might take us a bit to realize if the thief swaps it.

>>3467611
>Can I get a source on this? I went back and checked the past threads, and as far as I can tell we never got an actual choice relating to Alabaster deciding to marry Rose.
What do you think the option to tell Rose that we don't have to get married was for? 99% of people voted to either keep it secret or to tell and go through with it. Are you reading?

>[x] Do it.

Closing and writing.

>>3467593
>[ ] Don't do it.
I dunno, not feeling it.

>>3467630
We're definitely having dirty bathroom sex with Renee, right OP?

>>3467630
Why do I have such an awful feeling about this?

>>3467630
You know... I voted "Do it" and still fell we fucked up.

>>3467629
Of course I'm reading, anon. Look at that choice again. From the way I see it, the two options were

>Don't tell her; keep it a secret so we can get married anyway
or
>Tell her, and force her to admit that she wants to marry us anyway

It very much seems to me that both roads were going to lead to the same outcome.

>>3467630
Welp, if we're gonna die like a tragic hero we might as well start preparing that 5 paragraph monologue they always have while they're dying

>>3467635
I think this guy >>3467622 has the right of it. Fuck me if I know how this goes bad from a Watsonian perspective, but from a Doylist one, this is classic high point before the fall. It looks like everything is coming up aces for our heroes, when he makes a seemingly innocuous or fairly reasonable choice that sends everything straight to shit.

>>3467643
>force her to admit that she wants to marry us anyway
This last part was added by a good portion of us.

>>3467643
They only lead to the same outcome cause people prefaced it and said to go through it anyways, you'd have to be autistic to read the thread and think that we didn't want to through with the marriage. Our desires were front and center for the world to see

>>3467646
We all know OP has a Faust-boner. Or at least a cute anime Faust boner. By which I mean a Madoka boner.

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>[x] Do it.

"Furbytize the fucker," you say, handing the implant over. Dr. Carte takes it with all the clandestine shifty-eyed nervousness of a first-time buyer getting a baggie of weed. She shoves it in her purse and hooks the straps back over her shoulder.

Then she punches you in the chest.

"Oof-- what the hell!"

"Why are you marrying such a fucking harpy, Alabaster? What's wrong with my daughter? Is she not good enough for you?"

You move to stuff your dick back in your pants, rather than stand here arguing with Dr. Carte while it hangs out in the open. But she stops with a hand held up. "Oh no you don't. I'm not through with that thing yet."

You feel a twinge of mixed fear and interest.

"Your daughter encouraged me to do this," you huff. "Go bitch at her."

"I did. And I will again! You two are perfect for each other!"

"Don't you have a bachelorette party to get to?" You say.

"Yes, I do." She winks at you. "I'll be sure to take my penis envy out on your blushing bride. Hopefully I don't leave her too wrecked for the honeymoon..."

"For your sake, I hope you don't."

She steps closer, and with a sultry laugh she rubs the tip of her nose against yours. Simultaneously, she cups your exposed genitals. "Of course, you can always soothe the savage beast inside me a bit... and then I might go easier on the poor bitch."

[ ] Soothe the savage beast.
[ ] Later.

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>>3467611
This isn't so much a "Please Vote 1 to marry/Vote 2 to fuck/Vote 3 to kill" thing anon. It should be obvious to anyone who actually reads the majority of the posts made in these threads that most people actually really enjoy Rose as a character, and in my particular case, I've really enjoyed her ever since Season 1's Rape-Fight scene. Despite all the meme-ing about Cerise Best Girl in S1, Rose has been my TopGril for quite a while now.

After years of Fuck Quest, it's evident that many others feel similarly about her.

>>3467622
pic related

>>3467643
>It very much seems to me that both roads were going to lead to the same outcome.

That's because it was incredibly obvious that it was more a choice about how Alabaster will respond to this information. Will he A) Admit to himself that he has feelings for her beyond a fucktoy, and not exploit this information for personal satisfaction, or will he B)Seek to personally dominate her for his singular satisfaction?

Obviously, Alabaster is a bastard, so Option B won out.

>>3467645
>>3467641
>>3467635
>>3467646
Come on, you guys are totally overreacting. Whatever future tragedy befalls us, there's no way a Furby Darkbloom will have had anything to do with it

>>3467655
>[x] Later.
We have a really busy night ahead of us.

>>3467655
>[x] Soothe the savage beast.

>>3467655
>[X] Soothe the savage beast.
>-[X] And don't you dare take it easy on her.

>>3467655
>[x] Soothe the savage beast.
something something railroading

>>3467655
>[x] Soothe the savage beast.
bathroom sex is one of my favourites

>>3467664
I'll second this.

>>3467655
>[X] Soothe the savage beast.
If you guys make us pass up a Renee scene I swear to God.

>>3467655
>[X] Soothe the savage beast.

We are totally doing this for Rose's sake.

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>>3467655
>[X] Soothe the savage beast.

>>3467655
>[ ] Soothe the savage beast.
OP LISTEN TO ME CAUSE THIS IS IMPORTANT, MAKE SURE DAVID CAN SEE THIS ALL GOING DOWN

>>3467650
>This last part was added by a good portion of us.
Eh, I feel like it was implied.

>>3467652
>>3467657
Guys, I know. It's incredibly blatant that the majority of the thread is on board with the marriage. I'm just arguing semantics in saying that we never got actual choice on the matter, even if the outcome would have been obvious.

>>3467655
[X] SOOTHE

>>3467674
Yeah, we can't give her our cum for 24 hours, so we're sending her some inside Renee.

>[x] Soothe the savage beast.

Please wait warmly.

>>3467655
>[x] Soothe the savage beast.

>>3467283
I don't want to feel ever again.

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>>3467680

>>3467684
Don't bro, we'll set that bitch up with some of our obscene Darkbloom wealth. The superior anime club has to look out for it's members.

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>>3467680

>>3467678
>Guys, I know. It's incredibly blatant that the majority of the thread is on board with the marriage. I'm just arguing semantics in saying that we never got actual choice on the matter, even if the outcome would have been obvious.
But we did, if the majority wanted to tell without going through with it, then there'd be no reason to do it anymore. We're not even close to being railroaded (so far)

>>3467678
At least you're voting like a proper FQ player.

But seriously, why would OP waste his time on such a pointless 'vote' when the answer to said hypothetical vote would have been so plain to see?

>>3467684
Don't worry anon. Now that she's free from the influence of The Man, we can safely bring her into the fold. She'll come around eventually, provided we stop treating her like an enemy combatant.

>>3467698
>But seriously, why would OP waste his time on such a pointless 'vote' when the answer to said hypothetical vote would have been so plain to see?
We've had plenty of votes like that in the past.

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>>3467698
>>3467688
If she doesn't commit suicide by shooting herself in the back of the head three times first.

>>3467698
To be completely fair we have had a lot of the votes like that before. I understand the fair of being railroaded in this quest even if I don't agree that this is an example of that

man

I cant believe makoto is fucking dead

>>3467702
>>3467713
most of the so-called 'pointless' votes are, in my opinion, mostly about how has Alabaster(re:We, the players) have potentially changed in regard to our approach of interpersonal relations between other cast members. Is Alabaster still an unrepentant fuck machine? According to our choices, most definitely. Might things have taken a different path if Alabaster had, over time, developed a more thoughtful and nuanced opinion on some things? Quite possibly. But, as voting has shown up to this point, we are here to fuck, and fuck we most certainly have.

It is somewhat presumptuous to assume that if a vote doesn't have an obvious, immediate, and noticeable impact on the narrative that is is 'pointless'. Considering how much shit OP Studios had prepared on Ye Olde Whiteboard of Yore that there aren't layers on layers on layers to this wild ride we don't quite grasp.

>>3467730
I want Alabaster to become a better person! I really, really want him to!

>>3467737
I want Alabaster to continue being a fuck machine who indulges in all the wonders of the sexual world.

I suppose having him also be a bit more honest about his feelings wouldn't hurt, so long as that doesn't throw the brakes on the Fuck Quest Express.

>>3467728
The lesbian rape crusade hath ended for the crusader fell upon her own sword. An ignoble end to such a noble endeavor.

>>3467730
>It is somewhat presumptuous to assume that if a vote doesn't have an obvious, immediate, and noticeable impact on the narrative that is is 'pointless'.
Anon, YOU were the one who used the term pointless. I'm just saying that we've had plenty of choices in the past where the outcome was really obvious.

>>3467730
Do you remember back in season 1 when there was an option to either run away or stay and fight and we chose the smart option of running away but then Renee went off like a retard and we got captured no matter what? Yeah that had literally zero impact on anything. There was no different in how Alabaster acted in the future at all. Nothing would've changed if we chose to fight. That's railroading. Same with taking the 2 guards with us but they didn't do anything cause OP had already decided to have Alex kill Marquis no matter what we did. That's also the perfect exanple of railroading. And those are just the examples off the top if my head, there are plenty more, especially in season 1

>>3467744
We may yet multi-track drift to personal improvement, and I hope we do.

Phew, managed to catch up before the end of this episode, wouldn't want to miss this for the world.

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>>3467776
Good on you anon, we're finally approaching the climix of the season