Fourteen years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day, the Saiyans have earned their title of warrior race as Freeza’s most powerful soldiers, leading the charge onto hundreds of worlds and destroying those who oppose Lord Freeza’s rule. As mighty conquerors crushing all resistance, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as Freeza’s most powerful subjects. The larger than life tales of the Saiyans, and especially the Super Saiyans, have spread to every corner of the universe. With the Covenant’s failed 30,000-warship siege of New Salda televised live across the civilized universe, as well as the more recent demon invasion transmitted out live, the Saiyans have earned their reputation as the strongest fighters in the universe.Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 745. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 4,855,000, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, mate to Meloka, father of many, champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, and as “The Dragon of New Salda” you are the symbol of the PTO’s might across the stars. But for now it seems like there is a peace settling, the likes of which the Saiyan race has never before known. But how long will this hard-earned peace last?Character Sheet, powerlevels, and other pastebins: https://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQMArchive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+QuestQuest rules:>20 minute votes, 3 votes minimum to proceed>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of 3 wins>If any two roll posts are within the same second, they will be counted as one roll and I’ll take the higher number(s)>When votes are given, DO NOT pick every option. Pick -NO MORE THAN- two options, unless stated otherwise>Crits are nat 100, unless otherwise noted(a 99 may net you an extra bonus)>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes the DC, OR two 1s are rolled>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in a catastrophic crit failure>I hold final say on any/all decisions>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can and will be shut down at my discretion>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any reason whatsoever>Have funQuest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQMCurrent Arc: Spoils of Warhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=k_iRB_kQswQ
>>3464670Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:You showed your power, combining Dragon Force, Berserk, and Supervillain to defeat a powerful monster before being captured by the enemy Towa. However, your own Towa was quick on the scene, her and Meloka rescuing you from the other Towa’s lair. Caulifla learned to manifest her Stand, but as of now it’s still dormant. Aku brought the party on the fifth anniversary of the Covenant invasion, and Karn spoke with the scientists about upgrading his ship further. But the day after the festivities, Karn visited King Vegeta IV in his newly-upgraded Gravity Chamber, and you began sparring with your king. As we rejoin Karn, the morning’s training/sparring session with Vegeta is reaching it’s end.“HAAAAA!” you shout, fist crashing into your king’s jaw and sending him crashing to the Gravity Chamber’s floor. As he struggles to get back up you’re left panting hard, the gravity far above what you’re used to. Neither you or Vegeta have gotten used to this intense level of gravity, both of you exhausted after just a single hour’s sparring.“Alright you two, that’s enough.” Meloka says, deactivating the chamber. You offer a hand down to Vegeta, your king taking it and you helping him to his feet.“Not bad, my king.” you say, the two of you still trying to catch your breath. “But you’re not gonna surpass me so easily.”“I’m not giving up.” he replies, your king unbowed. “One day I will surpass you, Karn.”“I won’t make it easy for you Vegeta.” you say, the two of you making small talk for a bit before you and Meloka take your leave, exiting the palace.“So, what kind of training were you planning next?” she asks, your wife hanging off your back. “I’m probably gonna go work on 3 some more, unless you have something in mind for both of us?”Well, what now?>Go with Meloka, work on mastering your mutating Super Saiyan and Ascended forms>Go with Meloka, work on mastering your Berserk form>Meet with Ubo and go back to Raxus Prime, have him help you work on your newly discovered Ascended Berserker form>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3464673>>Go with Meloka, work on mastering your Berserk formGotta have this down pat before we really move ahead.
>>3464673I'm kinda tempted to get Raven and talk to the planet again. It would be nice to learn more about our Champion form and maybe settle things after what happened.
>>3464673>Go with Meloka, work on mastering your mutating Super Saiyan and Ascended forms>Work on base power level as well
>>3464673>Go with Meloka, work on mastering your mutating Super Saiyan and Ascended forms>Work on base power level as well, if possible
>>3464673>>Go with Meloka, work on mastering your mutating Super Saiyan and Ascended forms
>>3464706>>3464707>>3464708>>3464711Go with Meloka, work on mastering your mutating Super Saiyan and Ascended forms wins it. Writing.
>>3464718And before anyone asks, working on base powerlevel is from the previous week’s option of Vegeta’s enhanced gravity chamber
>>3464673“Nah I’ll come too.” you reply, lifting yourself and Meloka into the air. “I should practice my own transformations too.”With that decided, you take off towards yours and Meloka’s private island to continue your morning training. Once there Meloka hops off, and with a shout transforms into her powerful Super Saiyan 3 form. You shout as well, but instead of going Berserk you focus, transforming into your mutant Super Saiyan form. Towa had told you awhile back that you and Broly were special, Broly through a birth defect and you from sheer willpower had broken through a normal Super Saiyan’s limits, and achieved a legendary power. This was the “true” power of the Legendary Super Saiyan, the book you had read years ago actually being a mistranslation. You focused on accessing the form, transforming between base, Super Saiyan and Ascended. As your Super Saiyan forms mutate further and further, you’d realized over time that transforming had gone from being instantaneous, to taking a noticeable second or two. That delay could be the difference between life and death. You worked at re-mastering your mutating forms, working for over an hour before a familiar someone approaches your island retreat.“DADDY!! MOMMA!! I DID IT!!” Chaya shouts excitedly, flying full-speed towards the two of you. You turn, catching your high-speed daughter as she slams into you, the force actually pushing you back a few inches. “I won! Now I getta’ go fight Ace, and when I beat him I’ll be the champ!!”“Congrats kiddo!” you say, ruffling your daughter’s hair as she smiles at you. “I know you’ll do just fine.”“Are you gonna come watch?” she asks, eyes wide and pleading. “Pleeeeaaaaaase?”“I get to watch my daughter become the champ, how can I say no?” you ask her, Chaya so overjoyed she leaps out of your arms. Then she turns to Meloka, leaping to her as well. Not so much leaping up anymore, as your daughter is creeping closer and closer every day to her mother’s height.“What about you Momma?” Chaya asks. “Are you comin’ too?”“Well I don’t see why not.” Meloka says, your daughter again “yay”ing and running around. You finally notice she’s running around naked, but also that she’s wearing the scraps of her armor, and is covered in painful-looking burns. What the hell did she fight, that could do that to her? “When is it Chaya?”“Uhhhh, I dunno!” she says excitedly, immediately flying off towards your ship. You know that, with a little portal help from Raven and the maintenance guys she’d gotten her own little communication station set up on the bridge for her to talk with Shellshock, ex-Exterminator and her manager. So she’s probably headed there to ask him now.cont
>>3464786“Did you see that?”Meloka turns and asks you intensely as she flies off. “Did you see what kind of shape she was in?!”“Yeah?” you ask, confused. “What about it?”“What abo-!?” she says angrily, stomping over to you. “Something did that to our daughter! And you’re not even worried about it? What if this “Ace” asshole actually cripples her, or kills her?!”Well?>We’ll be there, and I won’t let anything bad happen to her>It’s her choice hun, she has to make her own path>We can’t always be around for her, she has to be able to protect herself from whatever comes her way>She chose this. You saw how happy she was, do you want to be the one to take that away from her?>You’re right, we shouldn’t let her keep going if she’s getting that messed up>You’re right, we should go talk with Vox about this>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3464803>>We can’t always be around for her, she has to be able to protect herself from whatever comes her wayKarn's a good dad, and that means no helicopter parenting.
>>3464803>>We can’t always be around for her, she has to be able to protect herself from whatever comes her way
>>3464803>We can’t always be around for her, she has to be able to protect herself from whatever comes her way
>>3464803>>She chose this. You saw how happy she was, do you want to be the one to take that away from her?
>>3464855>>3464803>"Besides, she's our daughter, she wouldn't forgive us for taking her fight."
>>3464844>>3464848>>3464855>>3464863>>3464878>We can’t always be around for her, she has to be able to protect herself from whatever comes her way plus write in wins it. Roll me a d100 and let’s see what happens next
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>3464896
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>3464896
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>3464899
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>3464896
>>3464902Hot damn, DAD has been activated.
>>3464898>>3464900>>346490292/100. Well, I wasn’t expecting this. Writing.
>>3464914>Not expecting Karn to dad......you joking right GD?
On the topic of being a dad, do we grow out the dad beard or nah?
>>3464948Haven't reached age 60 yet, so we don't have one. And considering Tatsu doesn't have one, we probably won't either.
>>3464954It's not impossible me and all my brothers grow a better beard than our dad.
>>3464962.....and? You aren't a Saiyan, and you aren't related to the Karn clan. So that isn't really relevant. Unless you are, and this is illegal space contact on space yahoo.
>>3464948I think stubble would be more appropriate right now, especially given that it's peace time.
>>3464974It's pretty clear he's suggesting that genetic disposition isn't absolute. That just because a parent shows a trait or lack thereof that a child isn't necessarily going to be a complete copy. Which is true. Karn COULD grow a fuckhuge beard. Even if he were more likely to not grow one due to his heritage suggesting less or no facial hair. No reason to be an ellipsis sporting jackass.
>>3465059Except Saiyan's are set for the type of hair they get when their born period. If Tatsu doesn't have hair, Karn isn't going to get the hair. This isn't human biology you idiots.
>>3465082No fucking dip it's not human biology. However, Saiyans have been shown to be able to grow facial hair regardless of hair style, such as when both Goku and Vegeta briefly had beards.
>>3465082Bardock didn't have a beard. Goku grows one. Vegeta wasn't BORN with his father's goatee.
>>3465094Vegeta's dad had a beard.Bardock would have grown a beard if he lived long enough to do so.>>3465096Their hair is tied to when they age, Old King Vegeta was old enough to reach the beard age. Bardock died before that, he was close to his mid 20s before being Frieza day'd.
>>3464803Meloka’s furious, and you can understand why. After all, you’ve genocided entire worlds for far less than hurting your precious daughter. But, at the same time, she is your daughter. Would you have grown into the man you are today, had Tatsu hovered over your shoulder and kept you from taking risks and growing? Of course not. As much as you want to lock her away and keep her safe from harm, you know that you won’t always be able to protect her. She’ll have to be able to protect herself.“I know how you feel.” you say, holding your fuming wife close. “But, as much as I want to help her, this is her fight hun. We can’t always be around to protect her. She’s our daughter, which means our enemies will become her enemies as well. She can’t rely on us to always be around to save her, she has to be able to handle herself no matter what comes her way.”“I KNOW that!” Meloka says, frustratedly burying her face in your chest. “But still. I don’t like seeing you or the kids hurt.”“Me neither.” you say, having to flash up to your Ascended form to avoid Meloka’s Super Saiyan 3 grip accidentally crushing you. “But she’s still our daughter. Do you think she’d forgive us if we told her she couldn’t go out and fight anymore?”“Yeah I know, it’s just frustra- What?!”You release Meloka and you both turn as two huge powerlevels suddenly appear behind you. You flash up to your Berserker form, the two of you ready to fight. But after a moment you recognize the two forms, you lowering your guard. The shorter one lowers his right hand from his forehead as yoy revert back to a Super Saiyan.“Greetings, King Cold.” you say with a salute and smile. Then to his son, your greeting is a little more wary. “Cooler.”“Saiyan.” Cooler says, eyes narrowed. King Cold’s tail then smacks him upside the head, Freeza’s brother bowing slightlt“Greetings Karn. Meloka.” King Cold says, in a far better mood than his son. “Good to see the two of you keeping up with your training.”“What brings you out here?” Meloka asks him curiously, but you can still feel the tension in her body. She’s not dropping her guard around Cooler.“I’m here to visit with my master, and spend his final days with him.” King Cold replies. “And to make sure my son here fulfills his promise. I believe he promised Karn his Instant Transmission technique, is that correct?”“Yes father.” Cooler replies, more subdued than you remember. He then turns fully to you, you seeing his eyes are still full of rage. “Are you ready to begin?”Well?>Absolutely! Let’s get right into it>Well since you made me wait, you now have to teach Meloka as well>Not yet, I have to do something else first(what?)>If you’re ready, let’s do it>Other(write in)
>>3465123>Well since you made me wait, you now have to teach Meloka as well
>>3465123>>Well since you made me wait, you now have to teach Meloka as well
>>3465123>Well since you made me wait, you now have to teach Meloka as wellABOUT, FUCKING, TIME, FUCKBOI!
>>3465123>>Well since you made me wait, you now have to teach Meloka as wellDeal with it fuckboi
>>3465123By the way GD, your writing is slipping again. You are making more redundant sentences.>But after a moment you recognize the two forms, you lowering your guard. The shorter one lowers his right hand from his forehead as yoy revert back to a Super Saiyan.You have two sentences saying the same thing, on top of using you's where they aren't needed. They aren't comma's, when it's obviously talking about Karn from his POV you only need to use it once.
>>3465155I think that's a pretty bad example when it comes to the redundancy question, since the second sentence still gives new information on *how* Karn lowers his guard. Definitely agree about the 'you' overuse though.
>>3465173The minor amount of new information in the second sentence could just be put together to make one and save space, admittedly, I could have worded it better on the part of the issue. On an unrelated note, I was talking to myself while fantasizing explaining to the TFS crew what out quest is like when I realized Karn is a fucking redneck. Am I the only one to notice this fact?
>>3465155>comma'sBruh why you critiquing a nigga when you throwin unnecessary apostrophes around fo n shit? >inb4 snark for obvious hyperbolic hood speak
>>3465129>>3465130>>3465132>>3465134>>3465135>>3465145>>3465151Well since you made me wait, you now have to teach Meloka as well wins it. Roll me a 2d100First DC 45Second DC 80
Rolled 68, 42 = 110 (2d100)>>3465207
Rolled 100, 31 = 131 (2d100)>>3465207Failure time.
Rolled 73, 30 = 103 (2d100)>>3465207
Rolled 15, 68 = 83 (2d100)>>3465207>>3465210Jesus
>>3465210Oh my god, is the Babidi roll all over again
Well Meloka isn't getting taught jack shit by fuckstick Mc Coldspawn over here. But Karn is doing okay.
>>3465208>>3465210>>3465211CRIT/100, 42/100. Critical success and a failure, interesting. Writing.
>>3465225Cooler knows our DAD glare like one that has been receiving the belt religiously for a few months.
>>3465235>for a few months.I think you mean years anon.
>>3465250Time is wonky, and I couldn't remember how recently he got beaten again. I don't know Cold's retraining plan.
Rolled 69, 13 = 82 (2d100)>>3465255We beat his ass during the demonic invasion when Chaya was like 6 I think. So he's been getting his ass whipped for like 4 years now.Also test roll to warm up my dice/see how I would have done.
>>3465272Looks like it's gonna be a second rolls fail kind of thread.
>>3465272To be fair, 4 years may as well be a month to a Frost Demon.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>3465272You gotta step up your game my man. Lemme just yoink some bad luck offa you.
Rolled 51, 94 = 145 (2d100)>>3465297Well you yoinked the bad luck. Now lets see how I do.
>>3465123“I’ve been ready for a few years now.” you say, then suddenly realize something. “But since you’ve made me wait so long, you’ll have to teach it to Meloka as well.”“What?!” both Meloka and Cooler say simultaneously.“I think that is a wonderful idea.” King Cold says, Cooler turning to his sire confused.“But, Father-!” Cooler starts, going silent as King Cold holds up a hand.“Consider this your penalty for not holding up your end of the bargain.” King Cold tells his son. “You’d promised teaching the Saiyan, and never did. So now you’ll teach it to both of these Saiyans. Understood?”“Yes Father.” Cooler says, sounding defeated. King Cold nods once, then lifts up into the air, flying off towards the Guardian’s Island as Cooler turns his glare to the both of you “Alright, fine. Let’s get this over with.”For the next two hours that day, and every day after that you and Meloka would work with Cooler on learning the Instant Transmission technique. You had a considerable head start over your wife, having gotten a lot of the theory done with that being Cell in Towa’s realm. But Cooler, despite being reluctant to be there was a surprisingly good teacher. Most likely because he wanted to leave as soon as possible and not see you anymore, but for his faults you quickly pick up his teaching. Meloka, however, isn’t as successful. Perhaps that was due to the fact she never lowered her guard around Cooler, or the fact he was more focused on teaching you than on her, but Meloka never quite got the hang of it.After your Instant Transmission lessons every day it was time for lunch, you meeting back up with the kids to eat in your ship’s mess. Silver always delivered, and you’re not quite certain how he does it but even after all these years you never ate anything he fixed you didn’t like. He is truly a master of the kitchen, you lucky to have him onboard. After you’d eaten your fill and thanked Silva each day for the wonderful meal, you’d dive right back into training.But what training did you do next?>Focus on the techniques you already know, improving them>Learning different techniques your allies had come up with>Learning from Meloka; your wife is amazing and the best ki attacker you know>Focusing on your Stand, Dragon Force still has plenty of potential for growth>Back to the enhanced Gravity Chamber, raw power is what you need>Back with Cooler working on Instant Transmission, you’re determined to learn it as soon as possible>Continuing your Super Saiyan and Ascended training, need to re-master those forms>Work on your Berserker form, and drawing out 100% of it’s power>Work with Ubo on Raxus Prime, you’re determined to control your Ascended Berserker form>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3465373>>Back with Cooler working on Instant Transmission, you’re determined to learn it as soon as possible
>>3465373>>Work with Ubo on Raxus Prime, you’re determined to control your Ascended Berserker formTrain The Beast, gunna needs it for the Ghost Army, and we can train up Ubo too.
>>3465373>Back with Cooler working on Instant Transmission, you’re determined to learn it as soon as possible
>>3465373>>Focusing on your Stand, Dragon Force still has plenty of potential for growth
>>3465373When the hell did Silva become our cook, did Silver have a favor on him?>Back with Cooler working on Instant Transmission, you’re determined to learn it as soon as possible
>>3465409Whoops. That was supposed to say Silver, not Silva. Good catch.
>>3465430Silva: "CURSES, AND I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WASN'T THESE MEDDLING ANONS! I'LL GET YOU ONEDAY KARN! YOU AND YOUR LITTLE KING TOO!"
>>3465437>thirty years later Karn still wonders what Silva's plan was since the food was neither poisoned nor bad
Rolled 48, 34 = 82 (2d100)>>3465379>Back with Cooler working on Instant Transmission, you’re determined to learn it as soon as possible>>3465383>>3465387>>3465390>>3465409>>3465425Back with Cooler working on Instant Transmission, you’re determined to learn it as soon as possible wins. Roll me another 2d100.
Rolled 37, 46 = 83 (2d100)>>3465497
Rolled 70, 49 = 119 (2d100)>>3465497
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>3465497
Rolled 53, 16 = 69 (2d100)>>3465497
Rolled 38, 97 = 135 (2d100)>>3465497
....Fuck me man. 3 second difference. >>3465517I'm so sorry.
>>3465503>>3465507>>346551570/100, 49/100. Hmmm. Writing.
Rolled 9, 47 = 56 (2d100)>>3465526Rolling for how well your writing goes.
>>3465548Seems about average then.
Rolled 73, 78 = 151 (2d100)>>3465688Reroll for quality of GD's writings!Even if the dice laugh I still love yah boss. Even when you drive me knackers.
>>3465548Looks like it's SCQ thread one writing from here on out.
>>3465688But the second number brings you up>>3465695see above par. You try, but more often then naught you forget, and that isn't helped in the slightest by being a filthy phone poster. We will bombard your house with laptops one of these days you technophobe.
>>3465373>>3465373While there were many trainings you could do, your focus was mainly on learning and mastering Cooler’s Instant Transmission. Improving or learning other techniques could come later, once you’d mastered this useful skill. Meloka joined you for these sessions as well, yet they did little to aid her. Despite trying her best she simply could not relax around Cooler, and could not empty her mind as needed to learn the technique.Between both sessions you’d spend around four hours a day working on learning Cooler’s technique, pouring every ounce of effort into understanding and mastering it. Somehow you just knew, deep down, that this technique would be vital to your future. The ability to teleport instantly to anyone you can sense who needed your help, would be invaluable. So you put 100% into your lessons, over time even earning Cooler’s begrudging respect. While he doesn’t like you, and the feeling is mutual, every day you focused intently on learning his technique, never quitting or giving up. You’d wanted to try and train for the technique even longer, but after four hours a day Cooler would be done, using Instant Transmission to leave New Salda for the day. But he’d always return, right on time every day to continue your lessons. And after seven months or so of this intense training, you finally did it!“Focus...” you’d muttered to yourself, eyes shut as you focused on the largest ki you could sense. With your own ki sense’s range limited to the planet or just outside, King Cold’s awesome presence was by far the largest ki on New Salda. Focusing on a large ki is fat easier than focusing on a small one, their commanding aura far harder to shut your senses to. With your middle and pointer fingers of your right hand to your forehead, mind focused on King Cold’s mighty ki, you feel it. You focus your energy on King Cold’s, and a moment later you’re there. Opening your eyes you look around confused, King Cold nearly as surprised as you are. “I... I did it?”“It would seem so.” King Cold says, regaining his composure once he’d gotten over the shock. “I must say I’m impressed, I never imagined you’d learn this technique this quickly.”“Again, you try.” the Guardian says weakly, the elder alien’s ki having steadily grown weaker over the past months. At the rate his power’s dropping, he’ll only be around for another year or two. “Ensure, you should. That a fluke, it was not.”“Right.” you say, again placing your fingers to your forehead. You focus this time on Meloka’s ki, your wife’s ki almost as familiar to you as your own. You again remove all distractions from your mind, zeroing in on Meloka’s ki, then as you breathe out, you feel it. You again teleport, reappearing right by your wife.-Instant Transmission learned-But before you’d successfully learned how to do that, something more important happened.cont
>>3465779“C’mon Momma, c’mon Daddy, wake up!” Chaya shouted early one morning, two weeks into your Instant Transmission training. “Today’s the day! I’mma win and be the champ!”“Haha good mornin’ kiddo.” you’s said, wrapping your excited daughter in your arms and hugging her. You’d noticed she’s already dressed in her usual armor, it looking more polished than usual. You can’t help but chuckle, the armorer is a big softie when it comes to your daughter. He probably prepared this suit special just for today. “I’m up, I’m up.”You and Meloka get up, you both dressing in sets of undamaged armors. Just the day before, she’d had your youngest child extracted and placed in a pod to continue growing. The doctors informed you that this one was a boy, the two of you needing to come together on yet another name. But today, it’s all about Chaya. Your family makes it’s way to the mess, you smiling as they all dig in.“This meal is for good luck.” Silver had told your daughter, Chaya giggling excitedly as the old cook’s metallic boy brought out platters upon platters of food. You look around the table, realizing just how large your family is now. There’s you and Meloka, Chaya, Broly, Chilli, the twins Tatsu and Tomi, Caulifla, and Maz and Kayle. Even your old man Tatsu is there, ready to watch his granddaughter’s big fight. Your wife is holding the youngest twins, you and her helping feed them to avoid making too big of a mess all over themselves. Once everyone was finished, Chaya thanked Silver for the good-luck meal. “Get out there and bring home the crown.”“I will! Thanks Mr. Silver!” Chaya said happily, your clan leaving your ship behind. You all took to the air, Tatsu helping Caulifla as you and Meloka each carried one of the younger twins to the Guardian’s Island to depart. But once there, you found surprising company waiting for you all.“Good morning, King Vegeta.” you said, your king and a half-dozen of his guards all present. Emilia was conspicuously absent, you debating asking Vegeta then deciding against it. “What are you doing here?”“Isn’t it obvious?” he asks, then looks to Chaya. “I’m here to cheer my friend’s daughter, and one of my favorite subjects to her victory. It’s not everyday you get to watch a new champion being born.”“You’re comin’ too?” Chaya asks, even more excited. “Alright, let’s go!”“The portal is ready.” Raven says, her white cloak fluttering in the breeze.“Thank you Ms. Raven!” Chaya says, excitedly marching through her portal. You thank Raven as well, your rather large group walking through the portal and into Chaya’s designated waiting area. It’s time to find your reserved seats, the match is about to begin. Do you have any words for Chaya before you go?Well?>votes in next post, damn post limits
>>3465791Well?>Good luck out there kiddo, I know you can do it!>If you need us, we’ll be in the stands>Don’t be nervous, you’ve got this!>Have fun Chaya, you can do it!>Don’t let your guard down, even for a moment! You don’t stay a the champ for as long as he has by luck>Say nothing, she already knows everything you’d say>Other(write ins encouraged)
>>3465779Finally, ehehehhehehhehhehehehehehhehe, the keys to the kingdom, hahahhahahahhHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!
>>3465797>>Ask Megumin for advice. She's seen Ace fight before so she could have some tips.>>Don’t let your guard down, even for a moment! You don’t stay a the champ for as long as he has by luckRemember, Ace is a cheating fuck, and he's going to cheat like a motherrucker out there. She needs to keep her eye's peeled.
>>3465797>>Don’t let your guard down, even for a moment! You don’t stay a the champ for as long as he has by luck
>>3465797>>Don’t let your guard down, even for a moment! You don’t stay a the champ for as long as he has by luck>win or lose, I am proud of you for making it this far.
>>3465797>Ask Megumin for advice. She's seen Ace fight before so she could have some tips.>Don’t let your guard down, even for a moment! You don’t stay a the champ for as long as he has by luck>Remember, hit him between the legs if he cheats, and have fun fighting.
>>3465846Fuck, almost forgot. Need to add something to this>Remember, hit him between the legs if he cheats, and have fun fighting.>"Call him a Cooler too if he cheats."
Rolled 15, 12, 47, 9 = 83 (4d100)>>3465854>>3465846>>3465827>>3465826>>3465821>>3465818Don’t let your guard down, even for a moment! You don’t stay a the champ for as long as he has by luck wins it. Writing.
>>3465915....GD....man...what the fuck. Why is it that when you roll for our adopted children's duels you always end up rolling UTTER SHIT?!This is Vegeta Vs Silva all over again!
>>3465924>adopted children's duels>Chaya>adopted
>>3465931Yeah, my mistake, but my point stands! GD's 2 for 2 now!
>>3465791You walk over to your daughter, kneeling before her and placing your hands on her shoulders.“Don’t let your guard down, even for a moment!” you tell her, looking your daughter in the eyes. “You don’t stay a the champ for as long as he has by luck. Be ready for anything, okay?”“I’m ready!” she says excitedly. “Me an’ Megu already came up with a strategy to beat him, too! I’m not gonna lose!”“I know you won’t.” you say, kissing your daughter on the forehead and pushing yourself back to your feet. “We’ll all be cheering you on, kiddo.”With that a pair of the Dreadzone bots escorts your group from her waiting room and towards the arena. Once outside of her room, however, another twenty of the bots are waiting. You feel a slight twinge of unease, ready to attack at the slightest sign, but your caution was unwarranted. The robots weren’t there for you, they were there for the crowds. As you all make your way down the halls to the arena, you see just how many people are trying to get in. When they see you, as you stand a head taller than them, the mob tries to swarm your group. But the Dreadzone bots don’t hesitate, shoving and even punching their way through the growing crowd and escorting you all inside to a private box built ringside. They escort your group in, everyone except the Royal Guard finding a seat to watch the battle unfold.https://youtube.com/watch?v=bYYy2T9za9U“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.” Dallas shouts, the announcer pod dropping down into the air over the arena. The audience roars, they know what’s coming. “And welcome to the most exciting episode of Dreadzone this season!”“That’s right Dallas.” his robotic cohost, Juanita says. “Tonight we have the fight that everyone has been waiting for. Another contestant has fought their way through challenge after challenge, earning the right to face the champion.”“She has taken down every challenge and challenger in her way, and now stands at the precipice. Will she be the one to dethrone our champion?” Dallas asks, the crowd roaring. “Put your hands together for the Tiny Terror, the Dragon’s Daughter, the Maiden of Mayhem, the one and only: CHAYA!!”Your daughter flies down into the ring to thunderous applause, the audience going wild. Even moreso once they notice she’s already in her Super Saiyan form. Looks like she isn’t taking Ace lightly.“And for her opponent!” Juanita says, as a decked-out starfighter flies down into the arena. “The champion of champions, the king of the ring: put your hands together for your champion, Ace Hardlight!”As she calls his name the crowd has a mixed reaction. Many cheer but some boo as the champion ejects from the ship, landing and walking towards Chaya as it explodes behind him. Well, he knows how to make an entrance.cont
>>3466055“You’re going down, kid.” Ace says, flicking his orange visor down and reaching towards a pistol held at his hip. “I know all your tricks.”“Oh yeah?” Chaya asks, dropping into your stance. “I’m not gonna lose today, I’mma be the champ!”“Now you both know the rules, but we’ll go over them one more time for everyone at home.” Dallas says. “First one to fall off the ring into the lava below, die, fall unconscious for a ten-count, or surrender loses.”“Fighters ready?” Juanita calls out, the arena going silent for a moment. The world seems to stop for an instant, everyone waiting for the show of a lifetime to begin. “Begin!!”“HAAAAAAA!!” Chaya roars, immediately going on the offensive. But instead of drawing his weapon, Ace hits a button on his belt, a shimmering blue shield appearing around him. Chaya’s fist slams into it, but the shield stops her. Meanwhile Ace fires two shots from the gauntlet on his left arm, firing a pair of orbs from outside the shield on either side of Chaya as he then reaches for his gun. Chaya sees it coming and backflips away, Ace’s shield vanishing as he attacks. Chaya dodges the quick half-dozen shots, landing back on her feet as the two orbs open up, revealing a pair of mechanized turrets. They both open fire, shooting missile after missile at your daughter. She doesn’t wait for them, launching herself around Ace’s left and begins circling him. Ace doesn’t even slow down, from the underside of his left gauntlet he fires three glowing bladed stars. Each one is incredibly fast, but Chaya still manages to dodge each one. When they hit the arena floor they ricochet off, all of them pursue your daughter.“What?!” you hear her shout in surprise, the blades catching up to her. Using the Su Ma movements the Guardian taught her, however, she manages to flip and spin through them without a scratch. But then the missiles are right on her, your daughter having no time to dodge. “HAAAAAAA!!”With a roar her Explosive Wave obliterates the missiles, you seeing the champ smirk. Shit, he’s playing her right into his hands. He levels his pistol at her, aiming at your daughter through the dust cloud. Damn, this might go badly.“Goodnight.” you hear Ace say, pistol glowing bright blue a moment before firing a large glowing projectile at her. But from the smoke you hear Chaya shout out.“GOTCHA!!” she roars, firing a massive Spear Punch at Ace. Her attack obliterates the champs, but just before it hits him he vanishes. “What?”“You’re not gonna beat me so easily.” Ace says, as suddenly SEVEN ACES appear in the ring around where he was standing, all seven speaking in tandem. “You can’t beat me, might as well give up kid. No shame in losing to the best.”“I’m not gonna lose!” Chaya shouts defiantly, the seven Aces preparing for round two.>Votes in next post
>>3466055>But the Dreadzone bots don’t hesitate, shoving and even punching their way through the growing crowd and escorting you all inside to a private box built ringside. See, this is good security, we need their serial numbers.
Sorry for the delay, I was checking out a house I might be renting here in the next month or so.>>3466091“Wai’, there one, two thee four...” Caulifla says, your daughter holding her Stand’s egg in her lap and resting her chin on it as she counts. “Seven’ Tha’s no fair.”“No, but that’s why he’s the champ.” you say, focusing your ki sense. You can tell only one is the real Ace, of course the one furthest from your daughter, but something’s off. They’re not moving in perfect sync, like clones created with the Multiform technique, but something else is bothering you. You can occasionally even see through all of the fakes. Just what is going on? “He has to be Chaya’s toughest fight here.”“Haaaa! Haa haa haa haa haa haa haa!!” Chaya shouts, firing a punch blast at the nearest one. And to your surprise her punch actually hits it, the copy crying out as her blast explodes against it. Your daughter then unleashes a barrage of punches, ki blasts flying from her fists. The seven Aces try and dodge, her blasts hitting five of the seven enough to destroy them. But as the other two dodge away they return fire, your daughter leaping and flipping away from their barrage of shots. “You can’t hit me!”“Grr, get back here!” he shouts, both Aces throw a grenade at you. Chaya kicks the one the real Ace tossed back, but before she can return the other one it explodes in her face. But the one she kicked back blows up in Ace’s face, both your daughter and Ace crying out together.“CHAYA!!” Broly and your other children shout out, both fighters knocked prone.“And we’re off to a fast-paced start!” Dallas shouts, both fighters getting back up and shaking it off. Both of their armor looks a little blasted, and they each took some damage, but neither looks ready to give up. “This is still anyone’s fight!”“Grrr, that’s enough playing around.” Ace calls out, his shield appearing around himself again. You watch as a green glow envelops his body, you sensing his ki rising back up. That bastard’s healing himself!Well?>Tell Chaya to attack before he can heal himself>Cheer Chaya on, but don’t say anything about it to her yet>Ask her about her plan, you’re curious>Call Ace out for cheating, you can see at least one camera pointing at you>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3466166I'd rather have a detail of Saldamen as our escorts desu.Still need to figure out if going Champion mode near them does anything.
>>3466428>>Other(write in)THERE'S NO BREAKTIME IN COMBAT CHAYA! TAKE HIM OUT!
>>3466428>>Call Ace out for cheating, you can see at least one camera pointing at youYou wanna fight our baby girl? Then you can do it fair and square, like a man, and not cheat like a faggot against a ten year old girl.Its cool GD.
>>3466428>>Ask her about her plan, you’re curious
>>3466428>Call Ace out for cheating, you can see at least one camera pointing at you>Flash up to Ascended and give him the Dad glare while you're doing it
>>3466428>>Tell Chaya to attack before he can heal himself
>>3466441See, this is the one option I'd say is bad, the others either give her advice, cheer for her, or call out Ace, but asking for her plan just distracts her from the 6 Ace's she's currently fighting.
Rolled 64, 93, 77, 74, 77, 77, 47, 15 = 524 (8d100)>>3466439>>3466440>>3466441>>3466445>>3466451Call Ace out for cheating, and tell Chaya to attack both win. Roll me a 3d100
Rolled 64, 65, 45 = 174 (3d100)>>3466541
Rolled 68, 74, 69 = 211 (3d100)>>3466541So many sevens, holy shit.
Rolled 50, 70, 28 = 148 (3d100)>>3466541
Rolled 44, 73, 67 = 184 (3d100).......man I'm not rolling well. I think I'm done for the night.
>>3466542>>3466554>>346656668/100, 74/100, 69/100Clutch roll wins it, writing.
>>3466428“What the hell, that bastard’s cheating!” you shout, pointing accusatorily at Ace. “Healing in the middle of a fight? That asshole has no honor!”“Chaya, what are you doing?” you ask her telepathically as you shout and make a scene. “Why aren’t you attacking him?”“It’s all going accordin’ to plan.” she replies, you seeing Chaya turn and grin at you. “But keep pointing it out. It’ll help our plan work!”Your shouting gathers the notice of the crowd, even the announcers turning as you keep berating Ace. Many in the crowd take your side, others siding with Ace until the announcers interfere“Uhhh, sir, I’ve just had our people check the rules.” Dallas says hesitantly, the crowd in such an uproar you can barely hear him. “There is nothing in the rules that expressly forbids healing items to be worn by Exterminators.”“Well that’s bullshit!” you reply, keeping your gaze fixed on Chaya. You notice her right hand is glowing, opening your senses you feel her ki stretching underground towards Ace.“Clever girl.” you say to her telepathically, Chaya unable to repress her giggling. Ace, however, doesn’t notice her, his attention focused entirely on the crowd that’s booing him. He turns toward you, glaring with eyes full of hate then with a snarl turns toward your daughter. But as he does, he sees the glow, eyes widening in surprise. Chaya smiles, and with a shout goes on the attack.“HYYYAAAAAAAA!!!” she shouts, one of Chaya’s Spear Punches shoots up from the ground a foot short of Ace aimed for his head. He shouts in surprise, barely managing to leaping back from it. But as he was distracted, watching the Spear pass by between himself and Chaya, he didn’t see your daughter’s move. She leaps at Ace as he jumps, gathering another Piercing Fist in her hand as the ranged attack blinds Ace to her charge. You’re impressed, this plan she and Megumin cooked up is quite good.“Wait wha-?!” Ace shouts, Chaya’s first attack passing by him and letting him see your daughter has closed almost the entire distance between them. “Shit!”“HAAAAAAAA!!” your daughter shouts, her Piercing Fist aimed square at his chest. He’s done, her attack will punch right through that shield. There’s nothing he can do now. Or not? You and everyone in your group watch in confusion as at the last second he vanishes, again splitting into multiple copies. But just before he vanished you noticed he pressed another button, this one on the side of his gun. “What? Aww c’mon, I had you!”“Insolent brat!!” Ace shouts, all seven aiming and unleashing a hellstorm at her exposed back. “I’ll end you!”cont
>>3466874https://youtube.com/watch?v=tGIpsi8mRJg“Oh no!” Chaya shouts in surprise, dashing away as she tries to avoid seven different sources of incoming. Your daughter dances through the sky, flipping and spinning around Ace and his clones’ barrage of shots as she taunts the Exterminator. “C’mon, is that the best you got?”“You won’t be laughing for much longer!” the real Ace shouts, the real and fake ones each firing a pair of the missile turrets to the ground. Between the seven Aces and the fourteen missile turrets, the sky becomes filled with death. Your daughter is unable to dodge them all, tanking a few dozen blaster shots before getting hit by one of the homing missiles. It slams into your daughter, exploding and sending her crashing down to the ground. But Ace doesn’t let up, the turrets firing another half dozen shots each before running out of ammo and deactivating. As the missiles slam into the ground they kick up a huge smoke cloud, each of his copies keep firing as well, tossing another pair of grenades over at her.Or at least, where he thinks she still is. After the missiles hit around her and kicked up the smoke cloud she’d moved, dashing around behind all seven of him faster than he could see. As Ace keeps up his attack, firing indiscriminately into the cloud you and the audience see Chaya behind Ace. But instead of finishing him off, she begins copying him. Holding her hand like a gun, she makes shooting motions like Ace is, the crowd laughing at your daughter’s antics. Ace looks around in confusion at the laughter, turning and seeing your daughter mocking him. You can almost feel his embarrassment and rage, the Exterminator swinging his pistol at her. Chaya ducks it, then unleashes a devastating uppercut on Ace’s chin.“GOTCHA!!” she shouts, her attack launching Ace high into the air. You can hear several bones breaking from here, Ace’s clones all vanishing as she hits him. Ace tumbles helplessly through the air, crashing hard to the ground where he stays, unmoving.“No way...” Dallas says, then a moment later remembering his job. “It looks like Ace is down! Could this be the beginning of a new champion?”“One! Two!” Juanita shouts, the audience joining in. “Three! Four!”“I got him, I got him!” Chaya shouts excitedly, pumping her fists and dancing around excitedly.“Did, did she do it?” Chilli asks you, confused.Well?>Chaya, don’t take your eyes off him!!>She did it, Ace isn’t getting back up>No, he’s still alive>I don’t know, but I don’t think so>What do you think?>Other(write in)
>>3467110>>Chaya, don’t take your eyes off him!!Damn it girl you need more training.
>>3467110>Chaya, don’t take your eyes off him!!GDQM WHAT DID ALL THOSE 77S GO TO IN >>3466541DID YOU CHECK THOSE DUBS???
>>3467110>telepathy>FINISH HIM, CHAYA! IT'S NOT OVER
>Chaya, don’t take your eyes off him!!
Rolled 69, 12, 66 = 147 (3d100)>>3467125>>3467129>>3467132>>3467134Chaya, don’t take your eyes off him!! wins it. Roll me a d100DC 70
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>3467229
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>3467229
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>3467229
Rolled 93 (1d100)Oh come the fuck on dice what the hell is wrong with you today?!
>>3467260.........Fuck you RNJesus. Fuck You.
>>3467260That's rough buddy.
>>3467245>>3467249>>346725368/100. So close, but so far. Writing.
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>3467245>>3467249>>3467253watch this
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>3467336I am disappoint
dice avin a giggle
>>3467110“Chaya, don’t take your eyes off him!!” you shout, but your voice is drowned out by the cheers and counting of the crowd. Wrapped up in their cheering, she doesn’t notice Ace drawing his weapon on her exposed back. Dammit girl, pay attention! “MOVE!!”“Wait, is tha-?!” Dallas shouts, your daughter freezing before starting to turn.“Gotcha.” you see Ace mouth, firing a red bolt of energy at her. Chaya starts to turn back towards Ace, but she’s far too late. The red beam pierces straight through her armor, punching straight through her left shoulder blade.“CHAYA!!” you, Meloka, and everyone nearby and most of the audience shout, your daughter crying out in agony as she falls to the ground. You have to physically restrain yourself to keep from leaping to your daughter, your entire area of the stands un an uproar.“What a cheap move!”What the fuck, really?!”Dick move bro, dick move!”“How dare he!?”“Cheating motherfucker!”“Shut up, all of you!!” Ace roars at the crowd, firing a few shots into areas of the stands. His shots are noticeably quite far from you, despite his anger he seemingly doesn’t want to risk taking you on.“I’MMA KILL HIM!!” Meloka roars, flashing up to Super Saiyan 3“CHAYA!!” Broly roars, transforming to his Ascended Berserker form as well. You’re forced to transform as well, holding back the both of them “I am Ace Hardlight!” he shouts at the audience, not looking at your daughter. Which is his downfall. “I am the champ!”“Not anymore.” Chaya says, Ace turning back towards your daughter, shocked. He turns just in time to see her fire her Eye Beams, taking them both right through the chest. “You lose!”“Wha-?” Ace says, dropping his gun and clutching at the holes. “How...?”“Gotcha, jerk!!” Chaya shouts, your daughter pushing herself back up to a knee. Despite losing all movement in her left arm and trying to hold the wound closed with her right she manages to stand, blood pouring to the floor below her. You watch your daughter’s aura flare wildly around her, lightning dancing around her as your daughter transforms, screaming. “I’m. Not! Gonna! LOSE!!”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 86 paused-
>>3467617And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun? Enjoy finally unlocking Instant Transmission, as well as Chaya’s championship match so far? We’ll be resuming at our usual time, 11am EST. Do you think she’s gonna win it all, or will the champion remain undefeated?
>>3467626>or will the champion remain undefeated?The Champ is gonna catch these hands.
>>3467626Glad we finally got IT though that's another thing to add to The List to Master.I think the dice have been really stupid but I'm confident with our training Chaya can hold it together better then Ace when he's got two holes in his chest. And if Ace wins we're just gunna throw his ass into a Star.
>>3467636I believe you mean these hands. Or rather hand, at least for now.>>3467642There is always more to master. And as for Ace, it been years since anyone’s actually hurt him.
Chaya's lucky she didn't eat a hit from the quantum-demoleculizer.
>>3467659>I believe you mean these hands. Or rather hand, at least for now.Nah, anon was right, we can't control Ascended Berserker well enough to not Rage Out right now, so we're in regular Berseker now.SS3 Meloka is stronger then us, so we're going to have to focus on holding on to her, which means Ascended Berserker Broly is about to imitate his daddy and break an Ace's spine.
>>3467687Correct.>>3467689>which means Ascended Berserker Broly is about to imitate his daddy and break an Ace's spine.Ha.
>>3467636That pic reminds me. We should really work acquiring Wrathful, whether for us or for Meloka. It’d be a good way to lead into Primal. Plus it’s useful in general because it would allow us to access the power of Oozaru anytime without needing to become one so we don’t have to make a Power Ball.
>>3467617>>3467617“Hell yeah, that’s my girl!!” you shout, barely holding both Super Saiyan 3 Meloka and Ascended Berserker Broly back with your own full Berserker strength. “Show him what you’re made of, kiddo!!”“Do it Chaya!” you hear Vegeta shout. “End this asshole!”“And in a surprising twist, Chaya’s back up and Ace is down yet again!” Dallas shouts, the audience roaring even louder. “Despite some real underhanded tricks, it seems Ace simply can’t keep Chaya down!!”“You-You bitch!” Ace says, again activating his shield and healing device. “I’m gonna kill you for that!”“I WON’T LOSE!” Chaya roars, firing another massive Ki Punch Blast at the downed Ace. As injured as he is Ace is unable to move, his shield forced to tank the hit. His blue barrier begins cracking under the strain, after a few seconds it shatters from her attack. His armor begins sparking as your daughter’s blast continues, slamming hard into Ace with an explosion that launches” him up into the air. But your daughter’s not done, firing blast after blast from her good fist into the Exterminator. “Take that! And that! And that and that and that and that!!!’“Gyuh! Gyaaah!” Ace cries out as he’s battered by your daughter’s relentless onslaught. You’ve never seen her so pissed off before, her sudden ferocity stunning you, your family, and even Dreadzone’s usually blood thirsty audience. “Auaaaaaaaagh!!”“Die! Die! DIE!!” Chaya roars, her attacks slowing down as her ki starts dropping. She’s tiring out, chest heaving as her breathing gets harder and harder. With a final blast and a shout of “DIE!” she drops to her knees, holding her injured shoulder. The entire arena is quiet, your daughter’s sudden savagery shocking them all into silence. Even Meloka and Broly are frozen, no longer trying to rush into the arena. “I...In an absolutely savage display, Chaya has dominated Ace Hardlight!” Dallas shouts, the first to recover. The audience roars in approval, your daughter panting heavily as she holds her wounded shoulder. “I think this might be it folks! One! Two! Three!”“Four! Five! Six! Seven!” Juanita and the audience join in, but you know the count isn’t needed. Ace’s ki is gone, your daughter’s ferocious attack beating the life right out of the champion. Former champion, that is. As the audience counts, Chaya turns her head enough to see you, giving you a tired, punch-drunk toothy grin and an unsteady thumbs up.“I did it!” her gesture says far better than words can, your daughter barely conscious. “Just like you.”Well? What do you do?>Smile and thumbs up back, don’t ruin her big moment>Rush down there and hug your baby girl, she did it>Cheer. Cheer louder than the entire rest of the audience combined>Telepathically get Raven here, now>Telepathically get Towa on standby, Chaya will need her help recovering>Other(write in)30 minute vote
>>3468397>Cheer. Cheer louder than the entire rest of the audience combined
>>3468397>>Cheer. Cheer louder than the entire rest of the audience combined
>>3468397>Cheer. Cheer louder than the entire rest of the audience combined>Telepathically tell Raven to get a portal to our ship's medical room ready
>>3468397>>Rush down there and hug your baby girl, she did it>>Warn Doctor White and Raven to get the healing pod ready.Also Ha! Get fucked Ace!
>>3468397>Cheer. Cheer louder than the entire rest of the audience combined.>Rush down there and hug your baby girl, she did it
>>3468397>Cheer. Cheer louder than the entire rest of the audience combined>Rush down there and hug your baby girl, she did it
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>3468422>>3468448>>3468450>>3468452>>3468456>>3468484>>3468501>>3468509Cheer and rush down there both win it. Writing.
Hah. Looks like our training with Chaya's finally paying off and now she's showcases more of Karn's Traits. That brutal rage and will to endure is definitely her inner Karn showing. Reminds me of the Hohenzollern family desu.
>>3468544>that 85Well I guess it’s time
>>3468628.....what the fuck did you do.
>>3468397>chaya finally got a little pissed offAww, she's karn's kid after all.I guess the one thing karn never really taught her was how to get really, really fucking angry.
>>3468681Can't teach nature.
Next update will take a little longer, probably 30minutes or so.
>>3468397“THAT’S MY GIRL!!” you shout, voice booming in your Berserker form. The audience roars our as the count nears its end, they don’t yet know Ace is already dead.“Eight! Nine! TEN!!” the announcers shout together, audience roaring as Dallas makes it official. “The winner is Chaya!!”Without hesitation you leap down into the ring, grabbing your daughter and holding her close to you. You’re so proud of her, she managed to dethrone the champ and become the brand-new champion of Dreadzone!“You did it, Chaya.” you say, hugging your oldest daughter to you. “You won.”“I did it?” she asks, sounding confused and exhausted. “I’m so sleepy. I’mma take a nap...”“No, stay up Chaya.” you say, feeling your daughter’s ki continuing to drop. “C’mon kiddo, stay with me. You have to be awake to be the new champ, c’mon!”“Sleeeeepy....” she mutters, eyes closing. Dammit, she’s not doing good. At this rate she’s not gonna make it!“Chaya, wake up!” Broly says, grabbing his sister’s hand. You notice now your entire family is surrounding you and your eldest daughter, everyone worried about her.“Sis...? Sis, wake up!” Caulifla says, your daughter sitting on your shoulder. You see she’s crying, can she feel Chaya’s ki dropping? “Wake up!”As she shouts you feel something stirring within Caulifla. It’s not her ki, or even the Super Saiyan power stirring within her. This is something else. Wait, you know this feeling. You watch your daughter as her golden egg Stand begins glowing, a bright light escaping between the cracks as it begins opening up. You’re transfixed by it, the ball shape opening and changing form. You and Caulifla both watch, no one else seeing it as her Stand finally begins to hatch. Flames erupt from it, “KEEEEEEEE!!” her Stand calls out, it emerging in it’s true form.“Woah...” you say, unable to look away. Her Stand is, for lack of a better term, majestic. It’s a golden mechanical-looking bird with arms, a large blue jewel upon it’s head. You see it’s beak is lined with tiny, needle-like teeth as it caws, a pillar of flame blasting from it’s beak.“Save her!” Caulifla shouts, pointing at Chaya in your arms. “Save big Sis!”cont
>>3468777Oh shit! Caulifla summoned The Winged Dragon Of Ra! ...Not sure how I feel about one of our kids having a god monster as a stand desu given the whole Zero Kai's Plan.
>>3468777Fucking Stands man, how do they work.
Just gonna say this now, but I love the amount of JoJo crossover I've been seeing in all the DB quests lately.
>>3468831I can't wait until some Saiyan unlocks their secret Stand Pearl Jam. That will be amazing.
>>3468831Everyone has to copy the betters.
>>3468777“KEEEEEEEE!!” her Stand cries out again, it flying down and hovering over your other shoulder. The bird-like Stand shoves it’s head between you and Chaya, you opening your arms a bit and letting the Stand see her injury. Chaya’s lost a lot of blood, your daughter looking a little pale. You don’t know what her Stand can do, but if it awakened to save Chaya you won’t dare interfere. It looks at the wound in her shoulder curiously for a moment before shutting it’s eyes, a single deep blue tear dropping from it’s eye into her wound. You and your family all watch as the wound begins sealing itself?! You all look on in disbelief as her injury seals without a trace, your daughter’s ki no longer dropping. Only you and Caulifla can see what happened, butA moment later she opens her eyes, and seeing everyone around her she smiles, a bit confused.“Hi.” Chaya says simply, your entire family hugging her. “Ooof, aaaaah, you guys’re squishing me!”You all rejoice at your daughter’s healing, but only you and Caulifla know what really went on. As the rest of the family attacks your eldest daughter, you pull Caulifla back, her Stand floating beside her. She’s looking awestruck at her Stand, the golden being wrapped in an aura of fire.“You saved Chaya.” you say, hugging your daughter. “You saved your big sister. I’m so proud of you.”“I-I’m just happy she’s okay!” Caulifla says, your daughter breaking down and crying in your arms. “I was so scared, I thought she was, was-!”“Shhh, it’s okay.” you say, patting her head. “She’s all better now, thanks to you. And you, I suppose.”You address her Stand, but it doesn’t seem to take any notice of you. But before you can study it further the announcer ship drops down, everyone giving Chaya some room as she addresses them.“Well I’m not sure what just happened, but it seems that Chaya’s back on her feet, and perfectly healed too!” Dallas shouts, holding a mic down which your daughter takes. “So, Chaya. Or I should say, our new Dreadzone champion! Do you have any words for the audience?”“I just got one thing to say.” your daughter says, eyes intense. “Never give up!”There is a second of silence, then the audience roars in approval. They begin chanting “never give up”, your daughter beaming. She worked hard, and finally achieved her goal of being champion. You’re so proud of her.After Chaya became champion, however, life slowed back down for you and your family. Chaya spent more time away from home, doing more appearances as the Champion. You dove right back into your training, not missing a beat.But after each day’s Instant Transmission lesson, what training did you do next?>votes in one minute, damn post limits
>>3468849Well?>Stand training with Caulifla, see what she can do>Training the older kids’ defenses, and ability to take hits>Working with your kids on their transformations>Focus on your own ki techniques>Working on Djem So with Bane>Working on Hamon with the Guardian and Raven>Sparring with Meloka, both practicing your Su Ma forms >Other(write in)
>>3468833I wonder how many Saiyan's have Stands right now. Are we the only ones with one? I can understand not many knowing about Karn seeing as we can make it visible to everyone, but I am curious as to how many can see Caulifa's right now and ask us when we get home.
>>3468859>>Sparing with Ubo on Raxis Prime to practice your Ascended Berserker power.Also holy shit? Ra's got Healing Tears? Thats fucking OP. Hey GD? Is Chaya gunna roll for Zenkai since she came close to dying?
>>3468849>Stand training with Caulifla, see what she can do>Training the older kids’ defenses, and ability to take hits>Working on Hamon with the Guardian and Raven>>3468849And our little girl has a healing power....JoJo and Johnathan are gonna get a kick out of this.
>>3468859>Stand training with Caulifla, see what she can do
>>3468859>Working on Djem So with BaneI hesitate to call a Sith Lord "lonely" so I'll just say it's because his style is suited towards Karn's build.
>>3468870Its one vote dude. Not multiple.
>>3468874>Stand training with Caulifla, see what she can doFucking killjoy.
>>3468878Do you want your vote counted or not?Anon's just looking out for you.
>>3468878Don't blame me for knowing the rules.Kinda sad people don't want to dedicate time yet to practice AB and get it useable without Raging Out, but given that Ra can heal, I can understand wanting to see what Caulifla can do.Maybe wait until Old Man Joestar comes around though? He can just Purple Hermit it.
>>3468873He's lonely, he can't get anyone close to Karn to be evil, Chili got distracted by Space McDonalds, Broly has to much honor and is too mellow, Chaya is a ball of positivity so dense it can push him away, our twins are to young a happy to be a target because of our dad skill, and everyone else is close friends that feel guilty for not being awesome enough to save us, or just getting out of the birth pods.>>3468884Having us waste vote time for shit that should be obviously done for granted and not allowing anything else is stupid, but that's how it goes.
>>3468859>Working on Hamon with the Guardian and Raven
Found the right version.Check this shit out.https://youtu.be/GCt_EWNGk0c
>>3468917That makes too much sense, and Jerry would get a damn Stand. Wasn't there an episode where that basically happened though? I fell like it was.
>>3468859>Working on Djem So with BaneBest to keep Bane, er, occupied, lest he try and turn on of our kids into a Sith or something.>>3468865Isn’t it because we’ve already been doing that? This is just for adding another thing to our plate, I’m pretty sure.
>>3468859>>3468865Changing my vote from Ascended Berserker practice to heaping caulifla.>>Stand training with Caulifla, see what she can do>>3468945We haven't been mentioned to be doing it all so I'm pretty sure we aren't. GD?
Apologies for the delay, will be another 20-30 minutes before i cancount votes
>>3468986no texting while driving, GD!
>>3468986Catapult. Laptops. Black out the skies of the farm with plastic and circuit boards.
>>3469018>Our laptops will blot out the sun!>Then I will phonepost in the shade.
>>3469028Spartans are fucking awesome.
Sorry for this delay everyone, back working on finishing clear this place out. Hopefully it’ll be mine soon.
>>3469088Glad for you GD. Maybe then you'll actually have somewhere warm to sleep for winter. :V
>>3468865>>3468870>>3468871>>3468873>>3468878>>3468894>>3468945>>3468950Stand training with Caulifla wins it. Roll me a 3d100 and let’s see what abilities she unlocks
Rolled 44, 54, 24 = 122 (3d100)>>3469127
Rolled 67, 45, 55 = 167 (3d100)>>3469127
Rolled 13, 62, 38 = 113 (3d100)>>3469127
Rolled 24, 74, 77 = 175 (3d100)>>3469127
>>3469144>>3469150Eh, above mediocre, so that's good? Something should be gained.
>>3469142>>3469144>>346915067/100, 62/100, 55/100. Not bad, one hidden ability unlocked. Writing.
>>3469261But she can heal what might be mortal wounds, so very fucking useful.
>>3469271If it can't punch a hole through the fabric of reality to slap Toriyama's tea out of his hands then it's WEAK. Pathetic.
>>3469275Well that's cause that's our job, not hers. She isn't weak, just has a different purpose, such as healing us up from the broken foot we will put up his ass.
>>3469271It’s the QM’s way of saying that we need our own senzu beans.
>>3469293And Pink Tard can't scream and burn reality down for us either.
>>3468849Each day after spending hours working on Instant Transmission, you would spend some time alone with Caulifla and help her master the use of her Stand. It was strange at first, knowing so little about what her Stand could do but trying to teach her. But with some telepathic advice from old man Joestar, you helped your daughter come to understand more and more of her ability. Each day you both conjure your Stands, you using your Stand’s base form to test what hers could do.As you’d initially expected, her Stand could use fire. Much like Dragon Force it could breathe flames, but unlike your Stand hers is completely immune to fire. Both Dragon Force’s and even Raven’s magically conjured flames cannot hurt her. Your daughter and her Stand both are immune to fire, even manipulating both Dragon Force’s and Raven flames. With her Stand Caulifla can control fire essentially at-will, your daughter quickly learning to bend flames to her will, making fire hot enough to punch straight through scraps of armor plating from Covenant warships. But as for physical power, you can tell it’s severely lacking. While Triumph can slice through trees or even stone with it’s claws and talons, it seems unable to pierce through armored starship hulls or Attack Pods. But what it lacks in power, her Stand more than makes up for with it’s speed and effective fighting range. While Dragon Force is limited to remaining in contact with your right arm, a range of 20-30ft max in base form; her Stand can fly up to 50 yards away from her. And it is fast too, you unable to track it in your base form as it moves at top speed.But as you spar with your daughter, Stand-to-Stand, you also find out one glaring weakness in Triumph: it’s tears cannot heal her. You’d been sparring with her, having her Stand try to dodge and block Dragon Force’s claws you caught it’s wing, blood spraying from both her Stand and your daughter’s shoulder. But despite the injury Triumph couldn’t heal her, despite healing the wounds she’s dealt to your face and upper body minutes before. This lead, however, to discovering another hidden ability: Dragon’s Roar.“SKRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!” her Stand roars, the shout stunning you. No, it hadn’t stunned you: it paralyzed you. For several seconds after the odd skreeing shout, you find your body is unable to move. Even Dragon Force can’t move, Caulifla looking at you confused.“Huh? Daddy, what’s wrong?” she asked, waving a hand in front of your face. What the hell?!cont
>>3469379>Heals and status effectsWE GOT OUR WHITE MAGE!
Well, we're going to have to see how going SS affects it, but that's definitely more of a support stand, then a combat stand like Dragon Force.She's probably going to need a battle buddy, to help keep her in the fight, but Pheonix Tears are going to be super useful once the Ghost Army attacks, and if she joins the ToP.
>>3469379>Both Dragon Force’s and even Raven’s magically conjured flames cannot hurt her. Your daughter and her Stand both are immune to fire, even manipulating both Dragon Force’s and Raven flames. Why did you say it twice?> Dragon’s Roar.Wouldn't this be something related to a bird? We aren't the one with the screech.
Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/bcUCJJSW>>3469379Despite your struggling you can’t budge, your entire body frozen. Even your Stand, Dragon Force, is locked in place. What the hell did she do? But after a few seconds you can move again, banishing your Stand as you drop to a knee, panting to catch your breath.“Daddy!!” she shouts concerned, hugging you. “You ok?”“Ye-Yeah, I’m fine.” you say, chest heaving. What the hell is that? Through more testing you figured out her shout’s range is effective to around 15 feet, any further and it doesn’t quite paralyze those hit by it. But it does actually originate from both your daughter, and her Stand as well. This could be a potentially life-saving ability, you’re thankful you helped her discover it. And as days turn to weeks and weeks turn to months, you and Caulifla continue to work on your Stands. You already have a good grasp on what yours can do, but helping your daughter fight with hers helps you learn how to better fight with your own as well. You can send Dragon Force flying out from your fist, it dashing to maximum range and biting at your daughter. She flips aside, Triumph dashing towards you and clawing at your face. You block it with your left arm, turning Dragon Force back and with a twist wrap her Stand in yours.“Gotcha kiddo.” you say with a smile, Caulifla pouting. “Got to pay attention.”“No fair!!” she pouts, stamping a foot.“Caulifla, you can escape this.” you say, your Stand tightening it’s grip. “Think, how do you get out?”“Hmmm. Oh, I know!” she says with a snap, both her and Triumph’s bodies suddenly becoming engulfed in her Stand’s golden flames. The heat is intense, forcing you to let go before you burst into flames as well. “Ha, I did it!”“Good job, that’s the way!” you say, banishing Dragon Force before her flames could seriously hurt it or you. You enjoy sparring with your daughter and her Stand, watching her grow. But training her isn’t your only training you get done.What else do you do?(pick two)>Su Ma training, work on your forms with Meloka>Djem So training with Darth Bane>Rope-a-Dope training with Camali, you’ve not trained with him in awhile>Hamon training with the Guardian, try and get to the point it is usable in combat>Ki training, work on improving your techniques>Ki training, learn a few of your allies techniques>Berserker training, you’re getting closer to mastering it>Ascended Berserker training with Ubo, try and gain control of that power>Other(write in)
>>3469513>>Berserker training, you’re getting closer to mastering it>>Ascended Berserker training with Ubo, try and gain control of that powerI want Berserker Mastered before Timeskip ends and we NEED to get Ascendant Under Control. We still rage out when we use it and thats not acceptable.
>>3469513>Rope-a-Dope training with Camali, you’ve not trained with him in awhile>Ascended Berserker training with Ubo, try and gain control of that power
>>3469513>Berserker training, you’re getting closer to mastering it>Ascended Berserker training with Ubo, try and gain control of that power
>>3469513>>3469521>Base for power increase.All this obligatory form shit is worthless if we don't have the base for to boost with.
>>3469546That’s the first training you start every day with anon, in King Vegeta’s enhanced chamber. Did you already forget?
>>3469546I mean, we do already have a training slot for X250 Gravity training first thing in the morning, but you could write in to double that I suppose, and do one kind of Berserker training?
>>3469513>Rope-a-Dope training with Camali, you’ve not trained with him in awhile>Berserker training, you’re getting closer to mastering itRope-A-Dope synergizes with Champion Mode and Djem-So. Gotta do it.
>>3469513>Berserker training, you’re getting closer to mastering it>Djem So training with Darth Bane
>>3469556It slips my mind because we constantly have to vote for obligatory stuff. Don't mind my vote then.
Say GD. Is Chaya gunna get a Zenkai Roll for her championship fight?
>>3469513>>Rope-a-Dope training with Camali, you’ve not trained with him in awhile>Berserker training, you’re getting closer to mastering it
>>3469513>Ascended Berserker training with Ubo, try and gain control of that power>Rope-a-Dope training with Camali, you’ve not trained with him in awhileWhat has our favourite used camel been up to, lately? Just chilling out on the ship? Hanging with the kids?
>>3469598Chaya has supposedly been sparring with Camali if my memory is correct.I'm ready to see how we stack up against the champ now.
>>3469598Probably just been enjoying his retirement and beating the shit out of Chaya.Anyway, GD, how's our Ascendant Berserker % right now? I know Regular Berserker is atleast 50% but what about the new form?
Rolled 33, 50, 62, 40, 20, 86, 47, 79, 2, 41, 52, 57, 92, 85, 5, 42, 52, 85, 16, 74, 37, 90, 44, 99, 48 = 1338 (25d100)>>3469521>>3469529>>3469536>>3469540>>3469563>>3469564>>3469582>>3469598Berserker and Ascended Berserker wins it. Alright, with the daily trainings all set(until you finish IT), time to roll for your own trainings.Roll me a 10d100
Rolled 1, 28, 15, 3, 18, 16, 71, 3, 20, 92 = 267 (10d100)>>3469661Thats ALOT of dice
Rolled 19, 60, 22, 44, 81, 47, 91, 71, 14, 7 = 456 (10d100)>>3469661
Rolled 21, 28, 93, 27, 86, 34, 27, 26, 62, 76 = 480 (10d100)>>3469661
>>3469673Never roll again this thread. Just stop.
Rolled 12 (1d100)Why. Roll. After Roll. After Roll. This Entire. Damn. Thread.WHY DO MY ROLLS KEEP BEING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?! I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING
>>3469673>>3469691Go take 5 man. I think that anon from Super Human Quest took your mojo.
>>3469691Its god way of saying, cut your loses before you sink the ship. Maybe your fuckup will get us a good Zenkai boost? It's not like we ascended berserked the planet....right?
>>3469699I...I probably should. Im sorry for fucking up everyone. I hope I didn't fuck up our PL training. Im sorry.
>>3469673>>3469679>>346968221/100, 60/100, 93/100, 44/100, 86/100, 47/100, 91/100, 71/100, 62/100, 92/100. Well then, we got a mix of highs and lows. Writing.
>>3469709Whoops, forgot to call for a roll for powerlevel. Roll me a d250000+50000
>>3469709>>3469712Just learned I have gallstones, GD, don't cause me any more pain.
>>3469712dice don't fuck us now
>>3469716>>3469716>>3469712Today is going to be one of those days.
Rolled 167607 + 50000 (1d250000 + 50000)>>3469717>>3469712
Rolled 86239 + 50000 (1d250000 + 50000)>>3469712AH GODDAMNIT
Rolled 138138 + 50000 (1d250000 + 50000)>>3469724>>3469709I swear I'm not retarded.
>>3469709Thank god the critfail didn't count.
>>3469726That isn't too bad, nice.>>3469729Go home Piccolo, your drunk.>>3469730So mine is highest....that isn't a good sign.
Rolled 1624 + 50000 (1d250000 + 50000)>>3469712Now that I can't FUCK IT UP. How would I have rolled? I'm guessing complete trash. Like Fucking Always.
>>3469741This is why I waited. I think I'm going to fucking kill myself before the start of the next thread. That way I can't curse it.
>>3469726>>3469729>>3469730217,607/300,000. Karn is now at 5,073,000, writing. And remember, these rolls are only for the ~6 months training before you learned Instant Transmission.
>>3469741Holy shit man, I thought I was having a bad day.
>>3469741>>3469744Well...>>3469745see, it's okay. We broke 5 mil now!
>>3469513In the months before you finally learned Cooler’s Instant Transmission technique, you trained hard. After working with Caulifla and Triumph you’d work on your own Berserker forms, going with either Ubo or Meloka to Raxus Prime to avoid accidentally harming anyone who can’t defend themselves. And while your Ascended Berserker power is intense, it isn’t something you can control. Week after week you spar with either your powerful Super Saiyan 3 wife, or even more powerful friend, yet you can’t quite get a handle on it. Day after day you unleash your Ascended power, yet struggle with commanding it. Despite months of effort, you never gain a grasp in controlling yourself in that form.But one really noticeable failure isn’t indicative of your other trainings. Your morning training sessions with King Vegeta in his enhanced gravity chamber while the scientists are busy installing yours go well, you and Vegeta pushing each other to new heights. Each week you crank the gravity a little higher, by the time you learned Instant Transmission the two of you had cranked it to 60x New Salda’s gravity. After that you worked on your mutating Super Saiyan and Ascended Super Saiyan forms, working on remastering them. You make decent progress on that front, by the end of the six months you’ve worked those forms to the point you can hold either of them effortlessly for the whole two days. They aren’t quite mastered yet, you’d have to take a few months working on holding each of them without transforming back down to get there. But as you train, you notice your hair getting greener faster. Learning Instant Transmission also goes well, six months in you finally successfully teleporting for the first time.Once you got your first taste of Instant Transmission, your determination to master the technique redoubled. You focused on using the technique, teleporting over and over again to grow accustomed to it. With Cooler’s guidance and tips you learn to focus quicker, you training and practicing until you’re able to use Instant Transmission after only three to four seconds of concentration. You appreciate Cooler’s help, however reluctant it was, thanking Freeza’s brother.“Look, we don’t like each other.” you’d said, then gave a salute to Cooler. “But, thank you.”“Hmph.” Cooler said, fingers going to his forehead. “About time.”“I need to show Freeza this.” you say, fingers going to your forehead. Extending your senses to their limits you can’t sense him at first, but then you feel it. Somewhere, surprisingly not too far from New Salda, you feel Freeza’s familiar ki. This is too good of an opportunity to miss. And with a few seconds’ focus you vanish, reappearing right by Freeza. And his unfamiliar guests.cont
>>3469984>Karn, the Dragon of New Salda>Has telepathy and can teleport>Is a practitioner of TWO styles of jedi kung-fu, can kick your ass hard OR fast, probably both>Can summon a massive dragon that kills you even if you're immortal>Trains in hundreds of times galactic standard gravity, gives no fucks>Can fire beams of pure life energy so powerful that he can evaporate planets with ease>Has personally trailblazed every major saiyan transformation in his timeline except for the worst one>Successfully married a yandere and had fifty children with her>Successfully had a threesome with a hot demon princess (who's cherry he busted in his sleep) and his yandere wife, impregnating them both>Became a legend among legends through sheer willpower in order to protect his daughter>Is best friends with the galactic emperor, the baddest pirate out there and the biggest kryptonian motherfucker you'll ever meet>Lives an ascetic lifestyle with his family and friends, teaches his children to hunt and live like proud saiyan warriors>Literally poured so much of his own essence into the living avatar of his homeworld that she squirted hot magma everywhere>Despite everything he makes time for his children because he wants to be a good dad for themIs there anyone more chad in all of fiction?
>>3469984>Karn now shows off in front of Freeza's guest that he can teleport now>Does so unannounced as Karn is coming to say hi to his best bud>The janitors were busy that night contemplating on asking Freeza to get plastic seats installed.Poor bastards, they gotta clean peoples weight in shit from explosive fear release..
>>3470075Don't forget the "ascetic" lifestyle is basically us just living out of a glorified armored space RV, training with Master Shifu down the street from his one trailer trailer park. We are the happiest redneck in the universe, with a good relationship with our dad to boot.
>>3470075You are an assasin You just recieved a contract.You open it and see this infoWhat do you do?
>>3470132Got any other jobs?
>>3470132store the contract, kill the person who gave it to you, and them deliver both the contract and body to Karn as a gesture of goodwill and common sense.
>>3470138Galaxy brain plans here.
>>3470132Give him some pie bombs
>>3469984“Wha-Karn?!” Freeza says shocked, he and his guests all surprised at your sudden appearance.“Greetings, Lord Freeza.” you say, saluting your ruler. “Long time no see. I finally did it!”“Freeza, who is this impudent ape?” one of the posh creatures says, a green skinned, red-eyed being wearing really fancy robes. “You let this savage simply wonder about as it pleases?”“My word.” another one of that species says, dressed just as extravagantly. “Such rudeness from the help.”Discontent with your sudden presence rumbles around the room, you turning to Freeza and seeing his eye twitch. You realize the dozen or so beings are all dressed like the two green aliens, you assuming they’re important players or leaders of different factions Freeza rules. But as they continue to insult you you can see Freeza growing visibly upset, until he rises out of his chair. Freeza’s foot slams onto his chair’s lip, your friend glaring angrily at the faces around the room. “The next one of you who speaks ill of my friend dies, here and now.” Freeza says angrily, aura flaring up around himself. But one of them immediately speaks up, disregarding Freeza’s threat.“You would dare insult me over how I treat this monke-?” one of the green-skinned aliens says, before Freeza’s Death Beam pierces him straight through the chest. Nearly everyone shouts surprise as the arrogant noble dies, chair and body falling over backwards from the force of Freeza’s shot.“Now, who’s next?” Freeza asks, fingertip glowing dangerously. “Anyone else? No? Very well then, allow me to introduce you all. Gentlemen, this is my second command, and besides myself is the strongest fighter in the entire PTO. This is the one and only, General Karn.”https://youtube.com/watch?v=2vcC0WbGrYU-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 86 End-Spoils of War Arc end
>>3470159OH NO WHAT DID WE DO
>>3470159Hahahaha! Freeza just fucking Death Beam'd a bitch for calling us a monkey. Oh how the times have changed, Freeza. I love our best bro.
>>3470159Best bro. Good run GD.
>>3470159>Main problem with broing out with Freeza has always been they're usually on opposite sides of the galaxy, and travel time would take too long away from important business. Oh man, oh man oh man oh man. I'm so damn excited, we finally get to spend time with Freeza. >He geeked a probably important mother fucker just for speaking ill of us. We love you too, Freeza.
Awwwwwwwwwwww. I love you too Freeza. God your such a fucking bro.So who are these arrogant idiots and how do they NOT have a Vox TV subscription? Cause we've been on his TV network enough for anyone who's part of it to know who the fuck we are.
>>3470159........are these idiots fucking new to the outer reaches of space from whatever backwater they crawled out of? How do they not know who the hell we are? This is a new feeling, not being recognized. Even longer being talked down too. At least Freeza is a good bro.
>>3470166The next arc is shaping up well. Don’t worry, it’s not time for the ghosts. Yet.>>3470169>>3470177>>3470178>>3470181Space nobles, all of whom are far too decadent and self-important to know the name of a “lesser” life form.>>3470174Glad you enjoyed it anon.
>>3470159You’re the greatest, Freeza
>>3470188>Lesser Life FormSo their a bunch of inbreed hicks from a backwater out in the middle of nowhere. Kinda figured, and felt safe to assume. Because everyone in power knows our name at this point, well, everyone of relevance. What kind of greenskined alien are they? Klingons or something?
>>3470188>they think we're a lesser life form when we could probably vaporize entire planets with almost no effort
>>3470189He is a great and powerful ruler>>3470192Not quite. They’re the “I’m too important to remember every peasant’s name in the universe” type. Also pic related.>>3470197But they’re nobles, anon. They’re simply BETTER creatures.
>>3470201......were't those stupid fucks wiped out?
>>3470201Oh, and how about we stress the fact to these so called, better creatures, that our dick flex can bench press their major city until it shatters on us.
Just imagine how weird a meeting between our Freeza and almost any other Freeza would be.Canon freeza: Ohohoho, I'm glad to meet another me.Freeza: Indeed, I couldn't hope for a better company, well maybe Karn, but he is my best friend so he does not count.CF: Best friend?F: Yes.CF: Friend?F: Yes, we use to train together.CF:Training?F: Yes...look I have a photo right here.>Shows photo of Karn, Vegeta, adult Kakarot, Broly, Cold an himself.CF: Pic related intensifies.
>>3470227He can't get away from monkeys what could have been.
>>3470214Not quite. The CIS as an organization was destroyed, but not every race who were members were eradicated.>>3470227Would certainly be an interesting occurance.
>>3470201>These idiots are literally too stupid too recognize the dragon of new saldayou'd think they know the guy who kills demon lords and the like, or how karn basically has taken down literally every god damn terrible thing in the known universe from the covanent, the hive, or even literal demonic invasions from demon lords. I mean when even the supreme kai himself knows who we are, we are kind of a big deal even with the biggest of nobility.
>>3470201OH THESE STUPID ASS NOSELESS FUCKS.I swear to god, mental deficiency is the number one genetic trait of their species.How they became relevant to the CIS is beyond me.
>>3470978>How they became relevant to the CIS is beyond me.Money.
>>3470075I've missed a few threads here and there. Was confused in the last one, or maybe the one before when we were being intimate with Towa casually... What thread did Karn have the threesome?
>>3470201>The Neimoidians, especially, are cowards in any theater other than commerce.>Neimoidians are the only sentient species with an entire organ devoted solely to the task of worrying.>Neimoidians placed tremendous value on wealth and material possessions, and would go to great lengths to gain money and power, resulting in a stereotype of being greedy and cowardly; however, they were very easily intimidated, and hated combat.The star wars wiki is fucking brutal to these guys.
>>3471213.....it was 4 threads ago, how did you miss it? We got stabbed by Mira when he walked in on our threesome.
>>3471513>We got stabbed by MiraMore like Mira punched a whole clean through our chest in front of our entire family at the time.
>>3471535Well, yeah, but I didn't want to spoil the cuddle pile for someone that somehow missed it.
>>3471538Then use spoiler tags[spoiler/]
>>3471539You already spoiled it, kinda pointless.
>>3471422And these morons deserve it
>>3471566At least them being here mean the duros existand more importantly, pic related
>>3470216But they don’t need strength when they have money.>>3470704In terms of raw physical power, yes you’re in the top percentage of the universe. But this is the aristocracy, physical struggling is beneath them.>>3470978This guy >>3471044 knows.>>3471422It pulls no punches, that’s for sure.>>3471624Many different beings fill the stars>>3471513>>3471535Mira did nearly end you. He’s been put on a short leash
>>3471628Hmmm, funny how money doesn't stop a hole in the chest.
>>3471422So they’re Space Jews?
>>3471679Yes, actually, that is exactly what they are, but without any nose to stab people with.
>>3471679Naw, the Toydarians are the merchants of the Star Wars universe.Look at this guy and tell me he isn't gonna try and charge a hundred shekels extra for a slave just because they're related to a Jedi.
>>3471718Nah m8. They're both space Jews. Good ol green bois are the banker type and the flying nose-lads are the merchant type.
>>3471718Hm... They’d also be a good fit. Maybe they can be different varieties of Space Jews? Neimoidians are rich snobbish Spaces Jews and Toydarians are poor trashy Space Jews.
>>3471852>>3471855I love how in tune this thread is.
>>3471859We’re the Chaddest Dragon Ball Quest on this board. What else did you expect?
>>3471863Nothing, Perfection is what it is.....wonder what Cell is up too.
>>3471870Wait, he works for our Towa now right? I hope Future Chaya is keeping him away from our half-demon kids until they’re old enough and strong enough to kick his ass.Oh speaking of which>>3471628How is Future Chaya adjusting to being a big sister to siblings she actually gets to see on a regular basis?
>>3471874>implying he hasn't made a Cell Junior to fuction as a rival to push Maza to greater heightsCell is eyeing our kids to be his ultimate challengers, I can fucking feel it.
>>3471914>Maza ends up actually bonding with the Cell Junior>they become best friends>The Junior becomes Maza’s right hand man when he becomes Demon King>Cell’s face when
>>3471973>>3471914Do Cell Juniors even age? Or are they just temporarily created inferior copies of Cell himself?
>>3472002I assume they age like Frost Demons given their genetic makeup.It would explain why the Cell Juniors don't look any more mature in the Super manga than they did during the Cell games.
>>3471973>>3471914Is it bad that I know want to acquire a cell jr. friend for chili? I feel like they'd make the best duo imaginable
>>3472011Cell juniors in the super manga?
>>3472022During the Universal Survival Arc, Goten and Trunks looked after 17's animal reserve.On the reserve, they got ambushed by the Cell Juniors until they realized that they were there to look after the place.Apparently the Cell Juniors survived the Cell games and 17 took them in during the time skip.It makes sense given that 17 couldn't possibly be everywhere at once, so the Cell Juniors would pick up some of his slack.
>>3472037>It makes sense given that 17 couldn't possibly be everywhere at onceHe can fly faster than the fastest jet and is a technological cybernetic marvel. 17 could absolutely patrol everywhere in even a fucking gigantic forest with little issue. That's silly. It's not like you get 700 poachers every single minute that need dealing with. It'd be like A couple of people at most every few weeks. Way less due to the rep 17 would give that place for catching poachers honestly. And forest fires wouldn't be a problem either.
>>3472037And another accomplishment of Gohan made irrelevant. Poor bastard can't catch a break.
>>3472077It’s fitting for a disappointment like him.
>>3471630No it doesn’t.>>3471863Indeed>pic related>>3471874He’s not messing with the half-demons. Especially since Maza, well, you’ll see soon enough.As for Future Chaya, she’s happy to be an older sister.>>3471914Well he knows Future Chaya blows him out of the water, so he behaves. As long as he gets to fight and improve his own strength he’s not causing much trouble.>>3472015>Is it bad that I know want to acquire a cell jr. friend for chili? I feel like they'd make the best duo imaginableWell this epilogue will be focused on Chilli, so prepare yourselves accordingly.>>3472077>>3472131Now all he needs is someone better than him(Piccolo!) to canonically take the Elder Kai ritual powerup, and blow him out of the water.
>>3472430Best laser boy is getting a thing this time? My ramen is ready.
>>3472430>Especially since MazaOh no don't tell me he's already in his teen form. I wanted to be there for when he became double digits D:
>>3472430>Now all he needs is someone better than him(Piccolo!) to canonically take the Elder Kai ritual powerup, and blow him out of the water. You’re forgetting one last thing that can be taken from him, his wife.>our Towa recruits a version of Videl from a random timeline for some reason>through frequent interaction with her on Time Breaker missions, she starts crushing on us >1 Critical Success Later, a foursome ensues>Canon Gohan starts spontaneously crying and he doesn’t know why
>>3472500.....but why though, she's so damn weak, and I can't imagine our two lovers being interested in a third wheel. Or fourth wheel, as the case may be.
>>3472503Man I dunno. I just like shitting on Gohan because it’s funny.Maybe Towa wants to do research on why human-Saiyan hybrids have so much potential despite the fact that humans are a kinda shitty race power-wise? So she grabs a version of Videl to see how strong a pureblood human could become to possibly explain why hybrids are so much better.
>>3472505We take the piss out of the BOI, Gohan is a non-entity to us, a better idea is us taking his dead master under our wing, and making them fight.
>>3472505>>3472500Still tho...Videl? She;s definitely not worthy of our kinda fourway between Karn, Towa, Meloka and our planet. Why not take his glasses and just become Pan's favorite saiyan just by being best dad to everyone
>>3472514>dead masterYou know that actually makes me wonder.How would current Karn and Meloka stack up against 17 and 18 as they were when they first showed up in canon? No Supervillain allowed because that’s basically our instant win button and it would be too obvious.
>>3472520We would break them in half cause Berserker and SS3 is OP. We would waste Super Perfect Cell with ease.
>>3472520With only regular SSJ Karn'd probably get squashed. He'd have a lot more fight in him than Vegeta did though. Keeping in mind canon Vegeta and Goku had way higher base PLs than we do IIRC. But Karn's better transformations and higher level ones would probably even the field. The problem is trying to find official numbers for stuff after the Frieza saga. Since I am too lazy to really dig for it anyway.
>>3472520We would kill them both with SS2, because unlike the retards they were used to fighting, we will fucking kill them without any hour long charge attack.
>>3472522I'd love to see some ignorant towa send goons after us that, while objectively strong, end up being far too weak to do damage.
>>3472522>>3472520I recall GD saying they were equal to King Cold in power. Are we on his level yet?
>>3472553We could definitely take down Cold if we wanted too, but that’s iffy, considering King Cold is an old man who can’t even fight at his full power for very long. Even without Ascended Berserker or Supervillain we could beat him just by outlasting him.Meanwhile 17 and 18 are teenagers with literally infinite energy and stamina. Plus there are two of them. 1v1 maybe, but if it was both of them teaming up against us alone then we’d end up like Future Gohan.
>>3472553There is no way they were King Cold Level unless you MAYBE mean Form 3 King Cold.King Cold before training with Bersker Karn had a PL of 8 Billion.Divide that by 50, because that's Regular SS's PL Multiplier, and that's 150 Million. There is no way Goku and Vegeta went from 4 Million on Namek to 150 Million by the time the androids showed up.
>>3472561Oh wait yeah I forgot about True Form King Cold. I forgot that we’re only managed to push him to Third Form.
>>3472561>>3472560You're both also forgetting that powerlevels haven't actually meant anything since Frieza showed up in canon.
>>3472553thing is its probably base form king cold who got utterly wrecked by future trunks.final form king cold is likely super perfect cell tier, and ascended berserker at full power is likely stronger then that.
>>3472452Good. Will hopefully be ready Thursday night, unless I get finished sooner.>>3472490Not quite. He’s around your first twins’ age.>>3472500>Super Videl>not Z VidelPoor taste. Bulma and 18 got better from Z to Super, but poor Videl got her personality erased.>>3472520Would be a stomp 1v1, 2v1 they might take you. Karn as he is now is slightly stronger than Broly from his first movie.>>3472548Now that’d be entertaining.
>>3472592>that spoilerOUR POWER IS MAXIMUM
>>3472592>Would be a stomp 1v1, 2v1 they might take you.>be android 17>we're hot shit, destroyed the whole world>all kinds of crazy fighters tried to stop us but they all ate shit>suddenly this big dude shows up in a flash of light>he's fucking ripped and covered in scars>i bet he thinks his shit is hotter than ours, we'll show him>walk up, plan on punching him in the face>...he's too tall. kind of awkward... >just punch him in the gut instead>oh fuck i think i broke a knuckle>he grabs me by the sides of my head and slams my face down into his knee>everything goes white>fall to the ground>manage to open my eyes>all i can see is a giant hand>the last thing i remember is that hand glowing with energy>"Welcome to the otherworld check in station. Please take off your clothes and place them in the bin">well shit>be android 18>my dumbass brother just got destroyed like a retard>whatever, i can take this guy>start blasting him with rapidfire energy balls>he doesn't even dodge, i've got him now>smoke cloud kicks up, close in to finish him off>pass right through without making contact with anything>what the hell?>why can't i feel my legs?>look down>my bottom half is missing>look back up>he's right in front of me, holding a giant energy sword>the last thing i remember is him swinging it down at me>"I get it, it's a really nice desk. Can i just go through already?">17 is talking to some giant red guy behind a desk>...why is he naked?
>>3472592so if karn is that stronk, thats puts us slightly better then gohan at the end of the cell saga, and thats not bad IMO.
>>3472619I mean, I'm pretty sure GD was talking about our Berserker Form being slightly stronger then First Movie Broly, so I'd say with Ascended Berserker we're much stronger the SS2 Cell Games Gohan.
>>3472626Yeah, I second this interpretation. Gohan never went SS2 against Movie 1 Broly, so we don’t really know how they compare but this seems like it makes the most sense
>>3472626i'd imagine ascended berserker is like goku at end of buu saga levels of stronk. considering if he went full out, well hes not a weakling thats all i will say on that.
>>3472635Let’s not get crazy there. For Buu Saga-tier I think we’d need to get at least into the tens of millions at our base power level.
>>3472618Ah, I love fucking with androids, its almost like the doctor NEVER FUCKING LEFT!
>>3472635Buu saga's PLs are much higher than the ones in Cell arc. As it is, Buu Saga base form Goku could probably take us in our SS form.
>>3472613Your Super Saiyan isn’t quite to Cell saga Goku’s yet, but yes. Quite strong.>>34726182v1, not two 1v1s. Remember, they easily took Future Gohan down without taking any real damage. And with their infinite energy, they could wear you down if they played it smart.>>3472619Goku and Gohan’s base then are still higher than yours is. You’ve just gone even further beyond.>>3472635Not quite. End of Z tier is still well above you. And Hatchiyack’s hatred grows above his canon power by the day.>>3472734Not quite THAT bad, because your Legendary(mostly) Super Saiyan form is nearly as strong as a normal Ascended Saiyan’s.
>>3472964Hence why I was so vocal about Ascendant Berserker Training and PL Training.And why I was so mad I FUCKED UP the former and didn't touch the latter.
>>3472964>if they played it smart.There's your issue right there. They're both cocky as fuck.Unlike karn who is a veteran of countless battles and wars, lapis and lazuli were just two young humans who were granted a fuckton of power out of nowhere.
Honestly 17 and 18 always amused the fuck out of me.>Gero: Obey my orders and kill Son Goku!>17: Fuck you old man! *Kills him*>16: My programming demands the death of Son Goku. I want to kill him.>18: Sure man whatever you feel like doing. We’ll be happy to help.They killed Gero and were STILL doing his bidding! Nobody ever even pointed it out IC either!
>>3473020Well of course they were still gonna try to kill Goku.Who could refuse best boy?
>>3473028If there's one thing I'll miss from the canon timeline it''s brobot.
>>3473020Being fair, what else could they really do? They had no other family or friends to return to because Gero erased their memories of their past lives. Combine that with suddenly being strong enough to casually blow up a planet and being easily bored teenagers and they would have worked their way back to killing Goku eventually.
>>3473495.......we could adopt them.
>>3473499We’d have no reason to go to Earth. Plus would they have even been selected to become Androids in our timeline? The shit with the Red Ribbon Army would have gone a lot differently without Goku there. Plus since this is also a Jojo crossover then Jotaro, Joseph and now Polnareff would definitely step in. They’re a lot stronger than Kid Goku was.
>>3473514No, I meant pick them up from another timeline when we inevitably meet them. We got a Cell, now we can add a few Androids of our own that aren't trying to kill us.
>>3473517Wouldn’t having a Cell around make things awkward for 17 and 18? Especially if they come from a timeline where they’ve met Cell before? They’d be more likely to tell us to fuck off if we offered.
>>3473556Not if we offer them a house on our front lawn.
>>3473562They can’t actually live in our timeline. Chronoa would throw a fit and constantly send jobbers to try to remove them.
>>3473631Meh, let em try. When we're done teaching those kids, they will be more dangerous than ever. And would make excellent back up babysitters. 17 could even be a Ranger here....I wonder what his wife will be like, he can still have kids, so a android baby wouldn't be out of the question.
>>3473639I’m not denying they’d be cool to have around. I’m just saying it’d be unfeasible. After we send all the jobbers back on stretchers and in bodybags, she’s going to pull out Xeno Goku. We ain’t ready for him.
>>3472974What is life without failures?>>3472982True. But they took Gohan seriously, and look what they did to him.>>3473020Was always a good chuckle.>>3473514Who said JoJo and Dragonball share the same earth?>>3473722>After we send all the jobbers back on stretchers and in bodybags, she’s going to pull out Xeno Goku. We ain’t ready for him.Especially since he’s been practicing Super Saiyan 4 Kaio-Ken
>>3473829I retort with, Energy sword in the gut.
>>3473829>Who said JoJo and Dragonball share the same earth?Wait what. Are we already engaging in multiverse shenanigans on top of timeline shenanigans or does this AU happen to have two planets named Earth?Also>that spoiler >mfwIs this because of Future Chaya? Does he consider her a new rival?
>>3473855Probably the later, wouldn't be surprising if there are two earths.
>>3473829>that spoilerYeah we've definitely got the edge if we can get up to Legendary Primal by the time we have to fight Goku.He's gonna have like 30 seconds in that form, tops.
>>3473829>What is life without failures?happiness.
>>3473855I mean the planet is literally named "dirt". It's not unreasonable to assume some other people were either assholes or just as bad at names.
>>3474181That failure cost us gainz anon. So your very clearly wrong.
>>3474192....that is what I was pointing out, I replaced your answer of happiness with gainz. How did you not get that?
>>3473844Always a good retort.>>3473855You’ve met several different “humans” in space, few of whom actually share the same homeworld.>Is this because of Future Chaya? Does he consider her a new rival?She’s stronger than Xeno Vegeta, so yes.>>3473911>by the timeYou think he won’t have discovered the next step by then?>>3474174>>3474181If you automatically succeed at everything just because, then what’s the point?>>3474188Exactly.
>>3474296>that spoilerWhat forms does he have access to so far?Is there a power-weighted version of Primal he's unlocked?
>>3474296>That spoilerOooooof, that has to hurt. I'm sure he would mellow out when he finds out she's from us, but still. Ouch.
Just a heads up, an angry autist is downvoting Dragon Ball quests because he got called out for his childish behavior. May just be the QM he's mad at but it could be all of them.
>>3474296Truly we can see where disappointment is bred. What a pathetic family.
>>3474315Okay? We don't work on downvotes here.
>>3474323The archive has a voting system.
>>3474299>>3474303Same as Xeno Goku, but without Kaio-Ken. And yes. He may be losing to another full-blooded Saiyan, but still stings.>>3474315>downvoting I only have one thread above 20, most average around 5-6. I’m not concerned about that. What quest that come from?>>3474316Xeno Vegeta is also disappointed in Time Patrol Trunks. And as far as base power goes he’s actually got Xeno Goku beat. But Kaio-Ken again decides their rivalry, for now.
>>3474326I doubt anyone even looks at those desu
>>3474326>>3474329And one faggot downvoting doesn't stop our wall of upvotes in any case.
>>3474329Probably not but it's the only place with a voting system related to /qst/ that I could think of.>>3474334Indeed.
>>3474328>Xeno Vegeta is also disappointed in Time Patrol Trunks.Wait. Is Xeno Vegeta actually around? Or is he still stuck/fucking off in The Eternal Dragon Realm or whatever?Cause once he got the info on the situation I'd expect him to be looking for any chance possible to jump ship and head to New Salda to defend it.
>>3474315>caring about the votesMeh. Tell that faggot to shitpost like a real man instead. And then we'll laugh at his half-man antics.>>3474328>Xeno Vegeta is also disappointed in Time Patrol Trunks.>tfw even your not-exactly dad thinks you're a let down
>>3474328So far it looks like Tuffle Quest and I think that Dragon Ball Scientist Quest by Weaver.
>>3474347You know, when we see Towa again, we should have her try and sneak a message to him.
>>3474351Aren't those shit anyways?
>>3474347Yes. Small bit of spoilers, but, he’s been dealing with the Towa you’d just fought, who has been interfering in the timeline where Cooler went to Namek instead of Freeza.He’s not yet aware of your timeline. Yet.>>3474349Being Trunks is suffering.>>3474354>tuffle quest>shitBlasphemy! Heresy! But I may be biased, as I’ve watched Maple grow up over the years. That was the first quest I really got invested in.
>>3474409One degree of separation of finding out Pink Skank's currently moving skeleton in the closet. Nice.
>>3474354The Kai one, not the Z one.Regardless just a fair warning he might go after this one too.
>>3474415Eh, fuck him. This is the only DBZ quest worth reading.
>>3474418Human Super Quest by Not-Som is good, if only because anons picked the literally impossible romance route.
>>3474431I thought SOM died
>>3474431SOM was shit so I never got invested in anything he made, as it was absolutely irrelevant to do so.>ImpossibleMay I remind you of our happy threesome marriage between a Demon Princess Neet and and a Yandere?
>>3474296>that spoilerThat’s our alternate timeline babygirl. I’m sure Future Karn would be just as proud if he knew the situation.
>>3474440>>3474434Nah see, it's ACTUALLY Not SOM. OP ran the first thread or two as an Anon, but everyone kept asking if they were SOM, so they made their username Not-Som.Also, no way is it Actually Sominus, the OP's way too nice and reasonable.
>>3474447>not seeing through the ruseI'm laughing at you. You fool. He is SOM. Just like you are, you self-shilling SOMNIUS. Reee.
>>3474434>>3474440No his name is literally "Not-Som", I shit you not
>>3474447>>3474454Does he make inane rules at random to fuck over players, discount write ins if they are inconvenient, or turn successful rolls into failures? If the answer is yes to any of these, it's SOM playing pretend.
>>3474480Nope, nope, and nope. It's really not SOMINUS anon. Anon OP just so sick and tired of everyone asking if he was SOM in disguise he decided to fuck with them.
>>3474485SOM on good behavior then. Still not worth my attention regardless.
>>3474490Right. Feel free to be dumb and miss out on a great quest anon. No sweat of my back.
>>3474498That's fine, I am voting in one of the two great quests on the site at the moment.
>>3474490It's the only other quest I've drawn stuff for besides this one
>>3474504Everyone needs testing grounds.
>>3474503You aren't voting right now though.Pick one.>Shitpost>Don't Shitpost>SHITPOSTING but in capslock
>>3474509I am voting for best DBZ thread, checkmate.
>>3474518>checkmateThis is checkers, sir.
>>3474541Check THOSE dubs
>>3474296>>3474328Wait a minute. If Xeno Vegeta has a higher base than Xeno Goku, and Future Chaya is stronger than him then does that mean she's actually stronger than Xeno Goku if he isn't using the Kaioken?
>>3474544>chinese>anything worth doingI don't want the invasive spying I'm already subjected to for living in a country with electricity to expand seven-thousand-fold. Also the board would be too low to the ground. I'm sorry my vertically challenged humanoid brethren from the Asiatic expanse.
>>3474559That's fine, I am not Chinese either, don't even know how to play it, just figured that was what you were implying about yourself.
>>3474414She’s not in a great spot.>>3474445He would be.>>3474504Always appreciate the art.>>3474556She is now. She’s been pushing herself.
>>3474565>She’s not in a great spot.Good. Hopefully it gets alot worse.>She is now. She’s been pushing herself.So proud of her. Hows our Half Demon Kids doing?
>>3474351Shit really? I saw the downvotes and just assumed people didn't want anymore of my shit. That and I failed to know that comps. can expand their text size. Woop boy was that a lot of spelling mistakes. I thought everyone else was just godly writers for awhile. Anyways back to being anonymous
>>3474663Writers need at least one proofreader to be above average on their own. Most can't spell past the 6th grade level.
>>3474663>>3474351Was probably the latter desu
QM UPDATEEpilogue is coming along well, almost two full posts in. Who’s ready for more Megumin?>>3474574You’ll see, soon.>>3474663All it takes is one salt-filled anon.
>>3474703>Our kids and not kids are getting a thingNice
>>3474703>Who’s ready for more Megumin?*Shrug* Eh. I mostly cared about her cause she made Chaya happy and gave her a non-family friend her age. Now that Chaya's dropped her for The Champion Life its eeeeeeeehhhhhhhh.
>>3474490He's 100 percent Not-Som tho.I'd bet on that.I've analysed his writing style and meticulously compared it to Som.It's not a match.
>>3474490>>3474788Not-Som is indeed not Som. However, Som does still browse this board, as he did show up in the April Fools Human Quest thread.
>>3474795That was a double fake I think. Honestly tho, the anon who came crawling back to him on APRIL FUCKING 1ST deserved to have their hearts dashed. I guess that's just Stockholm syndrome
>>3474806i may or may not lurk on som quests just to use the salt generated by them to season my meals.
>>3474687Maybe if you're fucking pleb-tier.Just because the majority of people are illiterate retards doesn't mean that all writers need proofreaders.
>>3474842When you're writing a shit-ton, you're gonna make mistakes that only seem obvious when somebody else points them out.A second pair of eyes never hurt any piece of writing as far as grammar is concerned.
>>3474842If they want to be read, it needs to be legible. Looking like the scribblings of a stroke victim is a bad thing.
>>3474315>>3474328>>3474351>>3474663If he does start causing trouble in your threads I'd like to apologize in advance. I doubt he will but at this point I'm not putting it past him.
>>3474850>not learning how to write so it's readableI'm sorry but I don't try to write in cursive when I should be writing in print. And anyone who behaves otherwise is either a preteen girl, a doctor, someone suffering from a medical condition or a fucking snobbish asshole.Unless you have really nice cursive. But that's a myth.
>>3474706This epilogue will be fun.>>3474724>implying they’re not still friends>implying you’re not getting Chilli’s perspective on his sister>>3474860Appreciate the concern.>>3474889>Unless you have really nice cursive. But that's a myth.Very mythical
>>3475392Does Chilli have a crush on Megumin?
>>3475399He’s not even 10 yet, so not in that way.
>>3475472Hmmm, the future of our baby boy must be found. Pink Bitch better not try to take him with candy.
>>3475482>Chilli >Falling for candy trap.>Implying he wouldn't find a way to bait out the time patrol for target practice
>>3475592>"You're sure this is a good idea Supreme Kai?">"Of course Trunks! If we get one of Karn's kids, then we have leverage on him.">"And after we somehow avoid our subsequent violent deaths?">"After that we can force him to spill the beans on Towa's operations!">"Why don't we grab one of his younger kids? Or one of the infants even?">"They're way too well protected to get them quietly. And going after Chaya or Broly would be far harder.">"I get it...Chilli is the weakest of Karn's kids without constant supervision, right?">"Exactly! Now just take that bag of candy and put it in the spring-loaded time prison.">20 minutes later...>"TRUNKS CAN YOU HEAR ME? TRUNKS COME IN!">"Owwww. What happened?">"He baited you into your own trap numbskull.">"Damn! he must have fled then.">"He couldn't have gone far! Just try to sense where he is and flush him out!">"A-alright. Focus...oh shit.">"Trunks?">"He called his dad.">"BOI! I CAN SMELL YOU! WHERE ARE YOU BOI?"
>>3475592I am fine with our boy becoming a troll. We should make a show called, "To Catch A Kai's FuckBOI">>3475666And Satan is a bro with the cameras for the first episode all set up? Good shit.
>>3475666>Towa sees the intruders>doesn't call Karn or anything>just gives little ole Chilli Supervillain>the boi is turned into swiss cheese once again, like father, like son
>>3475745>>3475666Both of these outcomes are acceptable.
>>3475666>>3475745It becomes a father and son bonding moment as they beat the BOI up together.
>>3475844>"Oh hey, he's getting back up.">"What should I do dad?">"Relax. Now take your stance.">"I WON'T LET YOU KEEP DISTORTING THIS TIMELINE!">"Look at his eyes, he's gonna stare where's he's dashing to.">"TAKE THIS! SHINING SWO-">"Now!">pic related, Trunks's face when
>>3475666>i have a brilliant idea>chilli is the weakest and youngest of karn's children, capturing him will be easylol, i can see them making this mistake
>>3476134Well it is technically correct. At least if you aren't counting actual babies.
>>3475844>>3476097>after getting beat up by a small child, Trunks loses what little respect he had left among the Time Patrol.>gets made fun of whenever he’s walking through Toki Toki City>Xeno Vegeta refuses to even talk to Trunks anymore, and makes an ‘emergency visit’ back to his own timeline to beat training into his timeline’s Trunks to make sure his son never turns out like THE BOI>even Xeno Goku can’t resist having a giggle at Trunks’ expense now >Trunks’ face when
>Chilli vs Time PatrollersYou’ll soon have a much better idea of what your boy can do.
>>3476560Fight the Toothfairy?
QM UPDATE5 posts in on this week’s epilogue, hoping to have it finished up and ready to go tomorrow evening. Will have a few different character interactions, I really hope you all will enjoy it.
>>3476777Hey GD, if we ever go to earth will we meet alternate timeline tofoo?Or maybe maple?Or even saff?
>>3476970But anon, two of those are DEAD.
>>3477035Timelines are funky like that!There's a million of them out there, so who knows what they're like in our timeline?Maybe we'll even meet all three!
>>3476970Future Chaya already saw an alt timeline version of one of them during her fight with Super Mira.
>>3477998I mean karn, in his own timeline.Could be some real fun.
I can’t wait till our Broly is fully grown, and gets to slap around alt versions of himself while on Time Breaker missions. Except for Super Broly, he’s a good boy who deserves to be left alone.
>>3478280>OG broly is busy being OG broly>suddenly Broly, Son of Karn shows up>OG broly is excited for a good fight>He punches our broly in the face, to no effect>Our broly grabs him by the throat, muscles rippling and veins bulging as he silently strangles the life out of OG broly>goku, vegeta and trunks who had been fighting OG broly simply look on from afar with hot, liquid shit dribbling down their legs>"And with this, the purge is finally complete. Not a single timeline exists in which i was motivated by a crying infant. At last, i can rest."
>meanwhile in Coolers dreams
>>3478333>A New Challenger Appears
>>3478280The thing that gets me about OG Broly is the dude got stabbed in the chest as a toddler and not a single scar til he gets fisted to oblivion by Goku's friendship power punch. Like damn dude, way to cuck King Geetz out of leaving a mark on the universe.
>>3478363>Implying timebreaker broly wouldn't wish karn was his dad and be mad envious of our broly for having a not shit dad for once.
>>3478465Time Breaker Broly only cares about killing every Kakarot in every timeline
-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 86 Epilogue-AGE 746, NEW SALDAhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ERKnkHq-6XA"Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark, I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson. The time of awakening cometh.“ you and Megumin chant together, staves held aloft. “Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as an intangible distortion! I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force: a destructive force without equal! Return all creation to cinders, and come from the abyss! EXPLOSION!!”BOOMYour ki blast and Megumin’s magic detonate perfectly in-sync, creating a massive explosion on the vaugely person-shapes boulder pile. The blast is so powerful that it nearly knocks you over, and would have sent Megumin flying if you hadn’t grabbed onto her staff. You are Chilli: son of Karn and Meloka, brother to the new Dreadzone champion Chaya, Super Saiyan, and a powerful Saiyan warrior. Right now you’re working with Megumin, preparing yourselves for your next mission. The shockwaves end, you setting Megumin down. With a small effort you dispel the staff you’d made of your ki, you having shaped your energy to almost exactly resemble Megumin’s.“Chi that was great!” Megumin says, giddy with excitement. “I rate that Explosion 180 points!”“Yeah!” you reply, high-fiving her. You’d spent plenty of time with her over the past few years, the older sorceress having many good ideas for attacks for you. But when you asked why she didn’t do the same with her magic, the answer was always the same. “I only love Explosion magic!” But you didn’t mind, if she didn’t want to experiment with what her magic could do you’d experiment enough for the both of you. Speaking of- “Oh hey, I finally got that to work.”“You did?!” she shouts excitedly, grabbing the front of your armor. “Show me, show me!”“Alright, stand back.” you say, Megumin backing up as you cross your arms in front of you. “Here it goes! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”As you shout your aura flares up and around your body, red ki blazing wildly as you close your eyes and focus your mind on visualizing what you want. Your aura begins condensing, wrapping tighter and tighter around your body, pressing against you like a second skin. When you open your eyes everything is red, vision slightly blurry through your dense aura.“Woah, you really did it!!” Megumin shouts, eyes sparkling. You look down at your ki-armored hands, aura around two inches out from your body. Your entire body is cloaked in your ki, shaped in a form you’d spent several weeks designing. And now you’ve done it, you’ve finally done it!cont
>>3478586“You finally did it!” she says excitedly, running around you curiously. “So cool!”“You think so?” you ask, taking a few practice jabs. You can feel it slows you down, but not as much as you’d expected. Megumin’s suggestion of having the armor being less thick on the inside of your joints was a great one, allowing you to punch and kick, and even jump with minimal interference. “Hey, Megu? Try hitting me with an Explosion, let’s see how it holds up!”“Really?” she asks, eyes widening in shock. “Are you serious?! I can’t use an Explosion against armor that cool!”“Aww c’mon, I need to test it out against something strong!” you say, pleading with your older friend. “I gotta make sure it’s strong enough to fight in! Pleeeaaaaase?”“Hnnngggh, no fair! That’s cheating!” Megumin says, then sighs out. “Fine, I’ll do it!”“Great!” you shout, leaping back from her and into the crater made from your twin Explosion. “Alright, I’m ready!”“Oh, blackness shrouded in light!” she shouts, magic power gathering. You take your fighting stance, readying yourself for her attack. “Frenzied blaze clad in night In the name of the crimson demons, let the collapse of thine origin manifest! Summon before me the root of thy power hidden within the lands of the kingdom of demise! EXPLOOOOOSION!!”BOOMHer Explosion slams into you, the heat intense. Yet, it doesn’t burn. Your ki brightens before your eyes, temporarily blinding you. Several seconds go by, her Explosion rolling over you until her attack fades. But once it ends you’re still standing, feeling a little drained but otherwise fine. You look down at your hands and body, the glow of your Ki Armor noticeably faded.“Hey Chi, you- Woah!” Megumin calls down, then sees you as the dust settles. “It worked! It really took a direct Explosion! You okay?”“I’m fine!” you call back, floating back up and out of the hole to land beside your friend. “See? I told you it’d be fine.”“I was just worried fo-“ she says, freezing in place. You look at her curiously, head tilting in confusion. But she doesn’t say anything, you opening your ki sense and feeling a small presence behind you. You turn, ready for battle, only to see someone standing there. She looks kinda like Megumin, but bigger.“I’ve finally found you, my rival!”cont
>>3478589“Rival?” you ask, looking between Megumin and this stranger. “Is she really your rival Megu?”“Who’re you?” Megumin asks, the other girl nearly bursting into tears.“Don’t say that, you know me! We went to school together, you know who I am!!” she says, arms flailing wildly. After a few seconds she seems to regain her composure taking a deep breath. “So, during your travels you’ve fought such extraordinarily powerful beings you’ve forgotten your own home? Very well, on this day I shall remind you! My name is Yunyun! Arch-wizard and daughter to the chief of the Crimson Demon clan, and one day ru-!”“This is Yunyun.” Megumin says to you, ignoring her posing and speech. “My self-proclaimed rival, and next chief of the Crimson Demon clan.”“So you DID know who I was all along!!” she shouts, right back to flailing. What is wrong with her? “That’s so mean! And everyone back home was so worried about you too, I even got a ride on a ship and have been out looking for you!”“You mean you saw me on tv and followed me here?” Megumin asks, the erratic girl denying it. “Fine. What do you want?”“I’ve come to bring you home!” she says, Megumin actually freezing in place. You’d never thought about it before, but she had a home too. Brothers and sisters, and a mom and dad. You think for a second how sad you’d be if Chaya, or Broly, or even Momma or Daddy disappeared, and you realize you’d want them back too. But you also don’t want Megumin to go either, you like your friend. What do you do?“No thanks.” Megumin says, turning around and walking away from her. “I’m staying here.”“No, wait!” Yunyun shouts, disappearing in a flash of gold and appearing right on front of Megumin, arms spread wide. “I challenge you to a duel! And if I win, you have to come back home where you belong!”“Very well.” Megumin says with a sigh. Yet as she looks back up at her rival, you see her eyes glowing red. “My name is Megumin, of the Crimson Demon clan! As the wielder of the strongest Explosion magic known in the universe, I shall accept your duel! But if I win, you must do any one thing I say if I begin the sentence with ‘since you are a loser’.”“Very well, I also accept the terms!” Yunyun says, both glowing-eyed wizards staring each other down. Magic circles begin appearing around each of them, Megumin’s fiery red and Yunyun’s bright gold. You’ve got a bad feeling about this, but can’t look away. You finally get to watch Megumin fight for real, this is so exciting!cont
>>3478592https://youtube.com/watch?v=gdhebUEvtrE“Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark.” Megumin begins, surprising you by pulling her eyepatch off and tossing it. She means business now! “I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson!”“Mage armor! Elemental Resistance! Magical Barrier!” Yunyun shouts, with each shout you see either her body shimmering with a layer of colored magic, or floating shields appearing around her. Is she trying to copy you, and take one of Megumin’s Explosions head-on? “Greater Elemental Resistance: Fire! Greater Mage Armor!”“The time of awakening cometh! Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary, appear now as an intangible distortion!” Megumin continues unabated, seemingly ignoring what Yunyun is doing. But Megumin’s smart, if this is her rival than surely she’s gotta have a plan? “I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force without equal!”You watch as the two mages prepare to throw down, Megumin gathering her power for one all-powerful attack while Yunyun tries to boost her defenses enough to withstand it. You have no idea who’ll win, you can’t read people’s magic like you can Ki. Raven tried to teach you, but no matter how hard you try you just can’t feel the magic. But that doesn’t bother you right now, you simply enjoying the show.“Greater Magical Barrier!” Yunyun shouts, still going strong. ““Burst forth: EXPLOOOOOOOOISION!!” Megumin roars, firing her attack at Yunyun. You watch as your friend’s attack slams into the other arch-wizard’s defenses, punching through the impressive-seeming dome of magical energy before exploding. You hear the older wizard cry out as Megumin’s Explosion engulfs her, for a second worrying you that Megumin killed her. But as the dust settles you see Yunyun still standing, clothes a little burnt up but otherwise seemingly okay.“Sorry Megumin, but it looks like I’ve won.” Yunyun calls out, chest heaving as she catches her breath. “But it looks like my magic is now strong enough to even atop your unstoppable Explosion magi- Wait, how are you still standing?”“My name is Megumin! The strongest mage of the Crimson Demons, and wielder of the mightiest Explosion magic! But I am not the same Megumin you once knew!” your friend says, striking a powerful pose as she begins to levitate. You smile as Yunyun gasps, clearly not expecting this. “Thanks to the aid and guidance of Raven, daughter of Scath, I have broken through my limits!”“What’s going on here?” a familiar voice asks as a dark portal suddenly appears between the two arch-wizards, a white-robed form emerging.cont
>>3478601“Megumin, what are you doing attacking someone with that much magical power? You could easily kill someone.” Raven says, long white cloak billowing out around her. But before Megumin can answer Raven turns her attention to Yunyun, eyes narrowing. “And who are you? I felt your magic the moment you arrived on my planet, and the first thing you do after skulking around for a few hours is attack my disciple?”“Y-Y-Y-You’re-!” Yunyun stammers, Raven intimidating the girl so badly she can’t speak. You’re about to step in, but before you can Megumin does.“Her name is Yunyun, daughter of the Crimson Demon clan’s chief.” Megumin says, Raven turning questioningly to her. “And she challenged me. If I lose I have to go home, but if I win she has to follow any one order I give her.”“A duel?” Raven asks, after a moment sighing out. “Hmmm, well....”“N-N-No way!” Yunyun shouts, waving her arms wildly. “We’ll finish this another time!”And with that a golden mist envelops her, and a second or two later you see that Yunyun’s vanished.“...Huh. Okay then.” Raven says, clearly confused before turning to Raven. She starts talking to her student, but you can’t focus on it as Daddy starts talking to you telepathically.“Hey Chilli, we’re headed to Towa’s.” he says. “You want to come?”“Sure!” you reply, focusing on his ki and taking off. As you fly you wave to Raven, telling her you’ll be right back and blasting over to your parents’ island. You arrive to find your parents, Broly, Caulifla, Tatsu and Tomi, and a second later Chaya touches down as well.“That’s everyone.” Karn says, one hand around Momma and another on Broly’s shoulder. You and Chaya join in, a second later you all no longer on New Salda but instead in Auntie Towa’s secret lab. “Hey Towa. How’ve you been?”“Better, now.” she says, taking a step towards your dad. But before she can embrace him, you hear familiar shouting.“Daddy’s here!!” you hear Maza and Milha shout, your half-demon siblings flying into the room and tackling your dad. Karn catches them both easily, despite Maza’s power being slightly, but noticeably higher than your own. You feel something welling in your chest, a feeling you hadn’t felt for awhile. Jealousy. You’re fine with Broly and Chaya still being stronger than you, they had several years of a head start after all. But Maza’s younger than you, he shouldn’t be that much stronger than you! You’ve been training longer than he has, how could he pass you? You decide you’ll fix that, once everyone’s said their hellos you run off, sensing out for one of your favorite teachers. But sure enough he senses you coming, door open invitingly.“Ah, hello there Chilli.” his voice calls out. “I’ve been waiting for your return.”cont
>>3478603“Hey Mr. Perfect Cell.” you say, walking into the room. It looks the same as it always has, and so does Cell. He’s a tall guy, taller than even your dad, and that’s not counting wierd his head plate things. “How’s it goin’?”“In a word? Perfect.” Cell says, smiling. “And have you finally gotten that technique to work?”“Yeah! Watch!” you shout, crossing your arms and again conjuring your Ki Armor. It takes a few moments, your aura flaring up wildly before you can focus it into the shape of your armor. But you succeed, vision again red through your ki. “What do you think?” “Impressive.” Cell says, slowly walking around you and studying your armor. “Thicker around the vitals, thin enough around the joints to allow free movement. Well done, Chilli. But tell me, how much damage can it soak up?”“I took one of Megumin’s Explosions!” you say proudly, Cell “hrmmm”ing again. “What?”“Perhaps... Yes, I know just the test.” Cell says, his tail suddenly opening up and shooting something from it. You watch in surprise as what appears to be a miniature Cell rises up, power swelling. Cell then gestures to the creature, it making a face at you. “Let’s see how well it holds up under attacks from someone more on your level. Say hello to Cell Jr.”“Kiiiiihiiihiiihiii!” the Cell Jr says. You don’t like this thing, it’s glare is full of evil intent. You look uncertainly between Cell and Cell Jr, the taller bug man placing a hand on the tiny one’s head.“No killing.” Cell says, the tiny thing nodding back. “We’re just seeing what he can do. Hey, Chilli. Have you tried going Super Saiyan like that?”“Uhhhh, noooo?” you ask, surprised you hadn’t thought of that yourself. Focusing on that power deep within your chest you shout, transforming. The red Ki Armor changes to gold, your power multiplying several times over. You feel the armor shifting and changing as well, accommodating your sudden increase in power.“THAT’s more like it!” Cell says, his Cell Jr’s aura flaring up golden around it as it’s power spikes as well. “Now, let’s see just what you can do!”-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 86 Epilogue End-
Actual Ki Armor? God damn Chilli. There's no way in hell we could ever pull off something like that but wow. That's crazy.Also >Yunyun. I didn't know who this girl is but her fleeing in terror of Raven is justified and hilarious. I expect future shenanigans.I see the pastebin GD. How strong is Super Maza?Yeah, figures Chilli likes hanging out with Cell, being the technique library he is, wonder how much more he's going to learn...
>>3478616>tfw he only learns the Kamehameha wave because that's the only goddamn thing Perfect Cell seems to want to do
>>3478616>Actual Ki Armor? God damn Chilli.He’s been working hard on what he can do. And he’s quite talented.>I see the pastebin GD. How strong is Super Maza?You’ll see.>Yeah, figures Chilli likes hanging out with Cell, being the technique library he is, wonder how much more he's going to learn...Better question is what else he’s ALREADY learned. :^)>>3478619He already learned it. Spoilers: he knows of Vegito’s ultimate version as well, and has been trying to learn that too.
>>3478652>the spoilerif he pulls it off i will nut in hype
>>3478652>Better question is what else he’s ALREADY learned. :^)The difference between a wedding and a bowl of noodles?
>>3478652Oh yeah GD. I asked in a previous thread but you must have missed it. But how much Magical Power/Knowledge/Potential does Raven have?I mean, she has Azarathian and Demonic Heritage, both of her parents being Big Names in their respective races.Then she has her mom's library, Aku's Spell Book, Yoda's teachings, and Towa's teachings as well. Plus Guardian Divine Ki.
>>3478677True, she's got a fuckton to work with when it comes to magic.She'll probably be the strongest magician in the universe soon, get fucked babidi.
>>3478652Ah man, i was actually kinda hoping for a longer epilogue after i started reading it. I really like chilli.If karn were to get SOM'd, i want to play as chilli instead of meloka.
>>3478703>not wanting to play as Bardock, the only other dad bad enoughI want to fix Raditz and Kakarrot.
>>3478652Say GD, what did raven think about the few times karn asked her to go full karn and she had to take in all of his girth to manage it?Did she reconsider some physical training after feeling the boost from karn's ki?
>>3478652Does Aku ever feel the divine ki coming from Raven and get Vietnam flashbacks to his "birth"?
>>3478654He’s a long way away.>>3478669Ha.>>3478677>>3478691Quite a bit. Putting a number on her potential is damn near impossible right now, until you see what she can really do.>>3478703>implying you’d be the wife, and not the kid(s)>>3478707What are you asking anon?>>3478712Not quite. A planet’s Guardian isn’t the same as an actual deity.
>>3478749>Not quite. A planet’s Guardian isn’t the same as an actual deity.Are you implying Kami wasn't ACTUALLY a god?
>>3478606>Chili’s jealous of Maza and is hanging out with CellWhy do I get the feeling that Cell is going to pick up on that and subtly try to pit them against each other for his own amusement? Also am I the only one getting Saint Seiya vibes from Chili’s Ki Armor turning gold when he goes Super Saiyan?
>>3478749>Chili getting that jealousy insideI wonder how a certain big guy sith lord will feel about that...
>>3478749Has Darth Bane reached out to any of our kids or any of the other Super Saiyans?Have any of our kids inherited (Joseph did it, it's totally possible) or started learning how to channel Hamon?Has Arctus found any more relics of the order during his booze conquest?Who's the closest to Primal?
>>3478749>What are you asking anon?Was she mad that karn put her on the spot? Was she afraid that she would lose control, or fail to save them and be blamed? Was she happy that karn relied on her, and believed that she could do it?And did she feel the power that karn gave her, and think that perhaps training to gain some of her own could be helpful?Or did she decide that, given all her magic potential it simply still wasn't worth it?I'm not an empath GD, quite the opposite with all this 'tism. I don't know what she thought or was feeling at the time!
>>3478749Say, why DID they throw that party for us?Can't be they just like us that much, i figure.Is aku trying to get on our good side?is he afraid of raven now as much as he is of karn?
>>3478749Say, come to think of it....Little vegeta must be shitting his spine out from the effort, but i bet training with karn is doing him a hell of a lot of good.Have his gainz and skills improved faster since karn started sparring with him every day?
>>3478853The improved gainz are probably negligible, but I bet he's a he of a lot happier he gets to spend time with his father-figure again.
>>3478853You could just check the pastebin man.
>>3478856I stopped eating paste when they broke my hands so I couldn't hold the popsicle stick, what makes you think I'm going to dive into a bin of it?
>>3478860>Your arms were too broken to sniff that horse gooWeak. Baby man. Un-strong.
>>3478866>making fun at my being born without a noseAlright fuck it. I'm going to learn some dank ass magic and y'all niggas gonna be afraid to even say my name.
>>3478869Shut the fuck up Chiaotzu
>>3478876Fuck how did you know?
>>3478869Yeah right omi butt
>>3478777I mean compared to something on par with what canon Aku faced, no.>>3478804>Why do I get the feeling that Cell is going to pick up on that and subtly try to pit them against each other for his own amusement?Because you’re the one who moved my damn notes!>Saint SeiyaWhat’s that?>>3478831He knows.>>3478839Not yet, not yet, potentially, and of those who haven’t yet achieved it: King Vegeta>>3478842Yes, actually. To all of that.If you’ve been checking the pastebin each thread, you’d know.>>3478846Good question.>>3478853Yes, his power’s been climbing slightly faster.
>>3478929>If you’ve been checking the pastebin each thread, you’d know.I don't. I check it occasionally, but i don't really care about powerlevels.This quest has always been about the story and characters for me.
>>3478929>I mean compared to something on par with what canon Aku faced, no.Well that's not fair because Aku had to deal with more than one. Even I can't beat seven-million toddlers with knives.
>>3478937>but i don't really care about powerlevelsFUCKING LIESYOU'RE A DRAGON BALL FANTHEREFORE YOU MUST OBSESS OVER WHO HAS THE BIGGEST NUMBER
>>3478941i prefer OG dragonball
>>3478944YOU DON'T EXISTSTOP LYING YOU DECEITFUL FUCK
>>3478939With enough AoE, anything is possible
>>3478947All of my xp went into learning useless life hacks and how to piss people off no matter what language they speak. I'm not specced for combat.
>>3478953Just grab a speaker and use vicious mockery
>>3479006They're toddlers. They're too stupid to be mocked. Immunity to mind-affecting and compulsions.
>>3478929Hey GD, we haven't really gotten much of an update on public opinion lately, have we?What does the universe as a whole think of karn, meloka, the kids and our allies?I know vox has sold figurines out the ass, and there must have been tons of movies, tv shows and cartoons made about us.Public opinion has probably gone up over the years with vox's marketing and the cold clan's political suppression, right?I wonder if there's something like a KarnCon out there. A convention for warriors, martial artists and ki users, and their many fans. I'd love an omake that's just a space 4chan thread talking about us all.
>>3479037>I wonder if there's something like a KarnCon out there. A convention for warriors, martial artists and ki users, and their many fans.I'd like to think space-/fit/ has an annual meet-up that the Ginyu Force attends incognito as Karn fanboys.
>>3479064>that the Ginyu Force attends incognito as Karn fanboys.That would be amazing.Hey, i wonder if the ginyus follow the karnage training program?
>>3479064>a big sanheili with a fake mustache and bigass glasses>a short green guy with a long blonde wig>a middling red-man with a heavy fake space-american accent>a fucking gigantic blue dude with a tribal face tattoo>a big humang with a tophat and monacleNo one will ever know.
>>3479069Considering they're some of the few non-Saiyans who could survive it, I bet they're busting their asses in enhanced gravity.
>>3478946truefax I liked OG dragonball better too, not even that large a fan; never even finished gt or watched anything after that. It's all about the characters and story to some people, the numbers don't matter.
>>3479086>never even finished gt or watched anything after thatYou missed out on pretty much nothing, but you should check out the new Broly movie.That said, OG Dragonball is objectively the best part of the series.It's does pretty much everything better from a writing standpoint.
>>3478929>Because you’re the one who moved my damn notes!To be fair, it’s Cell. It’s not a matter of if he’ll pull something. Only when.>What’s that?It’s an old school battle manga about guys in armor based on the Zodiac who work for the Greek goddess Athena to defend the Earth from evil.
Saiyan Conqueror Quest will resume in less than 22 hours! Hope everyone’s ready.
>>3479933Actually can this wait another 47 weeks I have to go to the store and pick up some milk. Could you also sort my finances and cure the common cold? Thanks, doll. I'm just kidding we all know you're a mannequin.
>>3478937The correct answer. Numbers are to compare yourself to other characters, and to canon.>>3478939Then you clearly don’t own farm equipment.>>3478941Ha.>>3479037Karn’s begun fading from the general public’s eye. Not many care about watching Karn training day in and out, except a diehard fanbase. To most of the universe Chaya’s far more interesting, as is Meloka’s workout videos.>I'd love an omake that's just a space 4chan thread talking about us all.Ha. >>3479064>>3479069>>3479072>>3479074HA!>>3479368>To be fair, it’s Cell. It’s not a matter of if he’ll pull something. Only when.True.>>3479947>47 weeksAbsolutely not. That said, the weekend of the 25th/26th there will be NO SCQ, as it’s my birthday.>>3480080Indubitably.
>>3480525Happy early B-day GD!!!
>>3480525I got a gift for you mang. May it bring us good fortune in the new thread!
>>3478606i'm legitimately curious about how cell feels about his entire current situation and whether or not he himself is learning things.
>>3480773Thanks anon.>>3480782Ha.>>3480990>Whether he himself is learning thingsWell, Chilli did just show him a technique he’d never even considered before.
>>3481063I guess that makes sense since the go-to defensive technique of the series is "hope you can flex hard enough to tank the hit" or "afterimage to demonstrate immense power-gap"
>>3481389Or Goku vs Cell, in an afterimage-off during their fight
>>3482578I hope Cell learned how fucking stupid that was in retrospect.He probably could have caught Goku with an explosive wave and get a free combo off on him.
>>3482612To be fair to Cell, he was simply enjoying what he thought would be the single-best fight of his life. Strong as he was, he could have gone all-out and taken Goku down at any time.
>>3482631So since Berserk Karn is now slightly stronger than OG Broly in his first appearance, how would he fare against Perfect Cell?Champion Berserk, Ascended Berserk, and Supervillain Berserk are no brainers of course.
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