>>3453532
>Play mind games with him, use time skips and spacial manipulation to make him burn through his reserves while setting up the conditions necessary to end the fight in a single blow.

>>3453532
>Pull back as much as possible and keep as much in reserve for the next fights as possible
Lets only open the bag of tricks if we need to

>>3453532
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more

We should avoid using our space manipulation techs and timeksip this earl on methinks, since tipping out hand this early might give Gohan ample time to try and plan around it. But at the same time, holding too much back will risk us getting ringed out by Krillin, who is no slouch despite him being vastly overshadowed by his buddies.

Might want to try setting up Krillin for a telekinetic ring-out by getting him to fly and commit to an attack, then using TK to push him out of the ring.

>>3453532
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more

>>3453532
>>3453536
Switching this to
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more

>>3453532
>Whatever he does, match him. Nothing more

Well that turned around rather quick

Very well. Looks like we'll start out slow with this one.
Roll 1d21
Best of 4
DC: 5 Crit 10

>writing

Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3453551

Rolled 13 (1d21)

>>3453551

>>3453553
Well we give him a really good fight! Also we don't exhaust ourselves.

Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>3453551
Oh.

Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3453551

>>3453553
Oh Krillin. Oh my sweet baby boy. You really can’t win can you?

Rolled 5 (1d21)

>>3453551
For funzies

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>>3453558
Well to be fair he's not trying too hard either.
This is just warm-up.

On the other hand if you keep this up there is a chance he might end up getting cucked by the end if you keep this up

>>3453558
At least it's not 1 Hit KO do to what we picked. He at least gets to show off a bit.

I wonder if the crit means universe 7 truly think we are around his lvl or just that we spend next to no energy.

>>3453566
Don't do that to him he doesn't have lot going for him as is. He needs the little he has.

>>3453553
lmao

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You start cracking your neck.
"Heh... Okay.
I gotta say... I'm also a bit curious to see how I compare."

"Alright! Then it's settled!"

The little man then extends his fist to you.
Chuckling you slowly walk up to him and once close enough you lower your arm and tap knuckles with him.
Exchanging a little grin you break away from him and both of you assume your fighting stances on your respective side of the ring.

"ALLLLLRIGHT CONTESTANTS!"
The announcer starts shouting in his microphone.
"LET THE MATCH.... BEGIN!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFGY-PciwFU

Much to your surprise the little man actually takes the initiative and charges you by hovering just barely above the floor and flying at you.
Due to his short stature and his stubby little arms he has to really close in on you in order to land any punches and with his speed he's kinda succeeding.
But his body also has many downsides as he might be quick and nimble, but you have reach.

Prematurely stopping him by throwing a punch he's forced to exchange blows with you from afar.
And to his credit he's pretty good, his style kinda reminiscent of that Goku characters. But it's obviously different.
He counters your punches with his own, nullifying your strikes.

But despite being able to either block, meet or parry your blows he can't do much else as you don't allow him to get close.
This is when he starts getting frustrated and starts picking up speed in order to overwhelm you.
His small body makes him rather quick, which is then boosted by his skills.

He leaves an after image behind which you fall for once.
However even though you're caught off guard when your fist phases through the mirage Krillin can't capitalize on it as you react almost immediately and cause him to retreat with a wide spin-kick.

He wipes off some sweat off his brows as he chuckles.
"Whew... that almost got me!
You're a pretty good martial artist!"

"The same goes to you.
But don't think I'll be letting you win just because you are polite!"

"Heh... wouldn't dream of it!"
The dwarf then crosses his arms in front of him.
"But how about this?!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFJ22lTXMe0

Suddenly Krillin splits into not one but several different clones, all shimmering as you look at them.
"More afterimages?"

The clones all begin laughing at the same time.
"Well? How is it?
Can you guess which one is real?"

As you look around you try to separate the real one from the fakes but fail to notice anything that could help you differentiate them from one another.
However you didn't really have to as the little man thought it'd be smart to try and ambush you in this confusion.
Raising your clutched fist up to your face you feel a chunky "Thump" as you manage to strike the bald, midget where his nose ought to be.

"Owowowowo!"
He stumbles backwards as his clones fade.

You crack a smile at that.
"Not good enough!"

Grinning the two of you charge at each other again and start exchanging blows once more, with Krillin relying on flight this time in order to reach you.
Meanwhile members of the audience cheer both of you on, while some others quietly observe.

"Do you see this Gohan?"

"Yeah. He's keeping up with Krillin."

"Yes... And though he's clearly not a seasoned martial artist like Krillin but...
He knows how to fight."

And at the same time you hear VERY similar cheers coming from both sides.
"Go Papa! Go!"

"Do it Daddy!"

The two girls then lock eyes with one another.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI

"Bastard! What did you just say?"

"You heard me! Your「Dad」does not compare to mine!"

"Foolish!
Look at you! Your「Dad」can't even do anything besides approaching mine!"

"That's because he needs to get close in order to beat the crap out of yours!"

Or at least... that's how it felt for the two girls.
In reality it sounded more like this:
"No! My dad will win!"

"No! MINE!"

Hearing this both of you stop and look up.
"Hehehe... Guess neither of us can loose now!"
Krillin observes.
"But I didn't realize she's your little kid."

"Well you know... sporadic reproduction is like that.
Sometimes they don't quite resemble you."

"Wait... that's how it works for you?!"

"Heh. No. I'm just messing with you."

"Oh. I see!
Well then... what do you say we start picking up the pace?
Or would you rather warm up a bit more?"

"I was just about to ask the same thing."

"Okay... HERE GOES!"

>Try to overpower him with brute force
>Dodge around his attacks and counter when you see an opening
>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him
>Other?

>>3453613
>>Dodge around his attacks and counter when you see an opening
>>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him

Use the psionics to create openings as needed. Try to be subtle about it, even if we fail.

>>3453617
second

>>3453617
Supporting

>>3453593
>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him

Let's see if he does math trick! And let's see how quickly he realises it dosen't work.

>>3453613
>Dodge around his attacks and counter when you see an opening
>Use a bit of psionics to confuse him

>>3453617
supporting

Let's see how trickie dickie can you get

Roll 1d21
Best of 4
DC: 9 Crit: 13

Rolled 16 (1d21)

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Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3453662

Rolled 19 (1d21)

>>3453662

Rolled 8 (1d21)

>>3453662

Rolled 8 (1d21)

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>>3453664
Lmao

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>>3453664
Replace every mention of King Crimson with Eric and this sums up how Krillin feels right now.

https://youtu.be/Jm2D7ohWos0

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>>3453664
Krillin right now

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>>3453664
How we compare to Krillin right now.

>>3453664
jesus

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>>3453664
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED LITTLE MAN.
SHE'S GOING HOME WITH A TRUE CHAD TONIGHT.

>>3453681
Don't she's one of the few things he has that reminds him he's a man.

>>3453686
He's not a man
HE'S A BITCH.
jokes aside pls no cuck Krillin.

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>>3453686
HE BETTER START PULLING HOT ROLLS OUT OF HIS ASS IF HE DOESN'T WANT ERIC TAPPING HERS

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"Let's start with a classic!"
Krillin changes his stance a bit and after cupping his hands together he pulls them back.
"Kaaaaaa-"

"This?"
You ask him.
"What? Is there no trademark on that thing?
Do you just... share all your moves? Or do you all steal from each other?
Because I know that feel-"

"MEEEEEEEE!"

As the ball forms in his hand you continue trying to throw him off a bit.
"But seriously, it has such a long wind-up. Does everyone just... wait patiently for you to charge that up?
Or do you have a way to fire it quickly but weaker?"

"HAAAAA-MEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAA!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muZVDgMoIQY

His eyes are practically shinig brightly when he fires the thing, sending chunks of the arena scattering around him.
It'd almost be impressive... had you not seen a far more dangerous one previously.
But this one? This is just cute.

You let out a little smirk and sway to the side right as it gets close enough to you.
The wave passes by harmlessly and you even touch it slightly to know how it feels. It's not burning at the very least but it's certainly some highly compacted energy.
It would certainly be unpleasant to let it hit you.

But while the beam is still going you start running alongside it, charging up on Krillin.
The little man gets shivers all over his body and begins to pull the beam to the side. Looking over your shoulder you see the rest of it bending and changing its course.
"Neat!"

As the Kamehameha starts to follow your movements you finally reach Krillin and attempt to kick him in the head, which makes him drop the attack mid-way.
He attempts to dart around but now he has a loose beam attack to deal with, as well as you.
Taking a large, leaping step forward you try to uppercut him so he'd hit his own attack.

To give him credit he tries to fight back, he even takes a decent swing at you but with a quick jerk of the head and some very minor telekinesis to make his arm move to the side you dodge it.
With a loud shout you manage to strike him in the stomach before pulling your fist back only to hit him again.
"SHIN! SHORYUKEN!"

The midget flies upward and as air uncontrollably escapes his lungs he can't help but helplessly hover right into his own attack.
You see the beam tearing his shirt to shreds as you smile to yourself.
"You win. Perfect."

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>>3453740
Pathetic, not even worth our Raging Demon.

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>>3453740
>Eric knows the Shin Shoryuken
>By extension he can also do the Real Impact and the Divine Dragon
>Eric can also delay his hits
Holy shit Eric can do a Distorted Real Impact.

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>>3453740

You can hear a mixture of cries coming from the Universe 7 benches.
Cries like "Krillin!" "Papa!" or "Honey!". But that's none of your problem.
After all... he's not dead yet.

Falling out of the sky with his shirt in tatters Krillin dusts himself off with a wince.
"Ouch! That one really hurt!"

"Hey... Don't look at me!
Most of that damage was from you!
You shouldn't really toss around what you can't take yourself!"

"Heh... Maybe. But that's sadly not how we had to do things back home.
Nowadays we really gotta put everything behind our attacks for them to even dent the enemy!"
You nod. You get that. You get that a LOT. But this is probably not the way you'd go about it.
"But this got me thinking."
The little man gives you a sharp look.
"I'm not done yet! I can still fight! And... I think I just figured out the way to beat you!"

"Oh?"

The little man charges you with the clear intent to strike you but as he approaches he quickly shouts this.
"What's 1000-450x0.5?"

"775!"
You respond immediately before elbowing him in the cranium and crashing him into the ground.

"Owowowow!
WHAT?!"
He asks in confusion.

But before you'd answer you kick him in the stomach which sends him flying off the stage.
He rolls around helplessly before the referee grabs the mic.
"AND THE WINNER IS ERIC OF UNIVERSE 6 VIA DROP-OUT!"

"I... I can not believe this!"
Beerus shouts.

"YES!
GOOD WORK ERIC! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!"
The rest of your team looks at Champa as if they don't quite agree with his theatrics.
But you gotta say... you appreciate his efforts.

One down.
Two to go.

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>>3453765
>Eric remembered PEMDAS on the fly
ATTA BOY

>>3453771
They beat that shit into us he better not forget

>>3453765
Well, that gave it away to the old crowd that our boy is psychic... Oh well, we haven't shown that to its full extent not even close. So go ham with pay next match then add magic at the end.

>>3453782
So... Roshi, Goku, Tien, his pet midget(are those two even here?) Bulma and Yamcha know?

>>3453785
Probably passed it to pickle monster and disappointment too.

>>3453785
Tien and Chiaotzu aren't here. Neither is Yamcha.
But Bulma and Karrotcake are.

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As he rubs his head Krillin slowly flies back up where he came from.
There his friends quickly start swarming him, especially the two other contenders.
"What was that?"

"Guys... I think the guy might be psychic."

"What, like Chiaotzu?"
The Namekian asks him.

"Oh yeaaaah! Now I remember!"
Goku chimes in.
"You wanted to confuse him like you did with Chiaotzu!"

"What makes you think that?"

"I just... I don't know.
I felt like my hand slightly moved on its own... So I thought that-
But apparently it was nothing."

"Hmmmm..."

"What's wrong Mister Piccolo?"

"Gohan... I'll go next.
Make sure to watch everything.
I don't like this guy... not one bit. If I fail, you'll have to take him out."

"A-Are you certain?"

"Yes.
Champa's been awfully busy trying to sound desperate.
Yet I don't think he's even slightly afraid."

"You think this is all a ruse?"

"Maybe. Which is why I need you to pay attention.
Got it?"

"Yes!"

"Good."

The green man flies down and starts undressing in front of you.
As he tosses his cape and hat on the ground they make an audible thud before he starts cracking his knuckles.

>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?
>Hey guys! Can you toss me some water? I'm parched!
>Say nothing
>Other?

>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?

>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?
>Hey guys! Can you toss me some water? I'm parched

>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails, please?
>>I had enough of that with the trial of pain when I gathered dragon balls thank you very much.

>>3453790
>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails please?
>Hey guys! Can you toss me some water? I'm parched

I met some namekians once. One of them was very huge and amazingly knowledgeable about Earthling pop culture.

>>3453790
>Say nothing

I feel like those two options might *somehow* give something away but maybe I'm just paranoid.

>"What, no knuckle tap like the last guy? You don't have to look so Intense, geez. I guess we should we get right to It then huh?"

>>3453790
>>Hey! Namekian huh? That's cool. Could you do me a favor and not use the nails, please?
>>>I had enough of that with the trial of pain when I gathered dragon balls thank you very much.

>>3453765
So like...are we just gonna ignore how Eric got the equation wrong?

>>3453806
P E M D A S
E
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D
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>>3453806
that better be bait

>>3453810
So like..can we just me being an idiot

>>3453806
Dude...
450x0.5=225
1000-225=775
Seems right.

>>3453821
Yeah, i just messed up pemdas. Honestly I have no excuse

Right.

Prepare yourselves, this will be a quick little update

>writing

"Namekian huh? That's cool.
You know I met some Namekians once. Nice guys, especially the ones that are knowledgeable in Earth pop-culture.
But could you do me a favor and NOT use those nails? Thank you. I had enough of those for a lifetime."

"I suggest you cut that out!"

"Huh?"

"You may have fooled everyone else but I see right through you.
So you'd best drop the act and show what you're really made of!"

"I'll say it again... HUH?!
I was just being nice!"

"You want me to believe you're nothing more than Champas cook who got brought in because he couldn't find anyone else?
And that you still managed to beat Krillin?!"

You hear an almost unanimous shout of surprise coming from Universe 7.
"What? He's been pretending up until now?"

"Errr-"

"So what's your game then?
Are you another galactic tyrant pretending to be someone else?"

"What?!"
You shout in utter shock.
Looking over your shoulder you see Champa awkwardly looking away and whistling to himself.
"Thanks for that boss..."

>Say nothing
>Pretend to be offended and try to play the long con as long as possible
>Come clean
>Other?

>>3453845
>Pretend to be offended and try to play the long con as long as possible

>>3453845
>Come clean
Technically we're sort of the Demon King, actually. Kinda.

>>3453845
>Pretend to be offended and try to play the long con as long as possible
>>"Hey, I am totally personal chef to Lord Champa, don't go making assumptions about people just cause they don't tell you their life's story the moment you meet! Way to be a jerk!"

Don't have the exact words, but basically take more offense to the insinuation that we're not a chef than the accusation of Galactic Tyranny. Then deliberately play it up until he drop's Frost's name and casually mention we killed the guy for trying to conquer Earth.

>>3453845
>"He got me started on training, the rest just came naturally."
>"I am genuinely suprised how little control of my life I have had over the last few months. I accidentally managed to iseminate a planet."

>>3453845
"You got me, I'm the most terrible, evil monster In U6. Frost doesn't hold a candle to my villany, wahaha. Seriously, yeah I'm stronger than you saw In the fight against Krillin, what of It? You are too aren't ya big guy?"

>>3453857
Support.
Doesn't mean we can't be a nice guy too. Besides the demon king stuff was temporary really being a cook of God of destruction is my reall job.

>>3453845
Hey man I really am champa's cook!

>>3453845
>Other?

Piccolo's trying to bait us into saying more than we need to say.

Just simply reply that if any of them have any doubts about our background that Vados would be more than happy to vouch for our record as far as a lack of evil villainy is concerned.

>>3453868

Oh no, he discovered our plan to cook such delicious food that all of the Saiyans will be too busy gorging themselves on junk food to resist our galactic campaign. Whatever will we do?

>>3453857
Support

>I am the Demon King of Cooking from Superhell! Fear me!

Kek

>writing

>>3453879
Yes. Give him a smartass reply or not at all. Maybe defend your Innocence but don't give anything away.

As In, If we say we're the demon king he expects magic. Which Is bad.

>>3453883
Goddammit.

At least this will be entertaining.

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>>3453884
>>3453886
It's hilarious.
You know who else is/was a Demon King?

>>3453890
No he was of demon tried do to how evil he was. That's like comparing Ken to Champa no contest.

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>>3453897

Actually, did the U10 refugees come watch? What about Sala? This would be a hilarious time for her to chime in. “Hell yeah D! Show that green nerd why they call you the Doomslayer!” “I mean... it’s mostly because *I* called me the Doomslayer...”

>>3453897
You do know Piccolo and Slug are straight up considered actual literal Demons in universe?

>>3453897
“No, he’d just mutated into a member of the corrupted Demon Tribe of Namkekians due to how evil he was.”

>>3453900

>>3453908
It would be interesting if being touched by enough evil actually changed your powers into something demonic. Again, make “hellfighter” a technical term!

>>3453908
Yup. Henc they are deamon tribe/clan.
https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Clan

>>3453913
Tried was a typo meant tribe.

>>3453917
You do realize I nicked that from GT, right?

>>3453923
I do!

"Hey asshole! I AM the personal chef of lord Champa! And proud of it!
If you so much as dare to insult my cooking I'll show you hell! Oh... and by the way... there is that. I technically hold the title of the demon king.
Right Vados?"
You look up.

"That is entirely correct.
Eric's the most wonderful little cook we've ever seen.
Lord Beerus can attest to that."

"Asifyousonsof-"

"I knew it! So you're a demon!"
The namekian points at you.

"No? I'm a human from Earth! I took that title!"

"Technically Eric you no longer have it."

"WHA-"

"Yeap.
What did you expect? You weren't around to defend it so it got taken."

"SONOVA-"
You hear a shout coming from WAY behind Champa and everyone looks in its direction.

"What was that?"

"I believe a stowaway my lord."

Everybody just waves off Salas surprised scream and returns their attention to the tournament.
"Hmph. Regardless you are still far more than you show."
The namekian continues.

"Oh please, when did I state I was weak exactly?
Y'all idiots just assumed so. And besides. I liked fighting that other guy, he was a good sport unlike a certain someone.
And besides... you talk like YOU aren't stronger than him!"

"Whatever.
I'll uncover the true extent of your abilities.
Even if I have to pry them with my nails."

"Okay! That's it!"
You shout.
"I told you! No claws!
If I so much as SEE you trying to scratch me I'll SHOW you why I USED TO BE the Demon King!"

"Erm..."
The referee awkwardly mutters in his mic.
"A-Are both contestants ready? Can we start now?"

"YES!"
You both shout at the same time.

"O-kay... BEGIN!"

You see the guy assuming his fighting stance and spreading his fingers apart in an attempt to display his claws to you.
Fuckin' asshole.

>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>He asked for this! He gets the STANCE!
>"Do you believe in magic?"
>Other?

>>3453955
on one hand I want to hide our time abilities from gohan. on the other Piccolo may be strong enough that we need them to win. so for now

>Other? Use your psychic powers along with your true physical capabilities

>>3453955
>>He asked for this! He gets the STANCE!
>>Okay asshole that’s it! I’ll break you in half!

>>3453955
>He asked for this! He gets the STANCE!

>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!

>>3453955

>>3453966
This, reserve the stance for the kid

>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>I'LL SHOW YOU WHY THEY CALLED ME THE BEST BOY BACK ON NAMEK!

>>3453955
I’ll second this:

>>3453966

>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>Use a small portion of your psychic powers, but NOT the timeskip unless we HAVE to.

>>3453976
>>3453966
Supporting. My vote was basically this anyway but I didn't see It.

NO stance unless It would save us from a ring out.

>>3453955
Do you believe in magic?
So very tempting buuut
>Show him your true physical capabilities!

>>3453955
>>Show him your true physical capabilities!
>>Use a small portion of your psychic powers, but NOT the timeskip unless we HAVE to.

>>3453975
Support

>>3453955
>Show him your true physical capabilities!

Piccolo you giant green dick

That is pretty one sided.
And not a bad choice all things considered.

Very well.
Roll the dice.
Best of 4
DC: 11 Crit: 15

>writing

Rolled 21 (1d21)

>>3453998

Rolled 14 (1d21)

>>3453998

Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3453998

Rolled 12 (1d21)

>>3453998

>>3454000
My god this tournament man

>>3453553
>>3453664
>>3454000
So when do the panties start dropping?

>>3454000
LOL
Nice trips too.

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>>3454000
This nigga is about to feel like when he saw Frieza turn his son into swiss cheese

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>>3454000
Shouldn't'a disrespected our mad cookin skillz, yo.

>>3454000
“CONSERVE POWER! SHARPEN YOUR SENSES! RAISE YOUR OOWER TO THE MAX... AND DON’T LET ANY OF IT GO TO WASTE!!!”

>>3454013
POWER*, damn it!

>>3454013
is that a quote of something?

>>3454000
Eric is such a chad he can give a dose to the doctor himself.
https://youtu.be/zo5l-1r8OMo

>>3454018
The basics Vados taught us at the beginning of our forays into ki and martial arts.

>>3454013
Absolutely this. Vados style best style.

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As you let out a sigh and assume your regular fighting stance you hear someone call your name from the audience.
"ERIC! KICK! HIS ASS!"

You look up and see Kale actually shouting at you while Caulifla is looking just as confused as you are.
Turning around you give her a wink and snap your fingers.
"You got it!"
Then you turn back and start shouting.
"AND TO ALL LADIES IN THE CROWD! You're welcome!"

You hear more than a few confused "what"s coming from the crowd before the Namekian finally attacks you.
By thrusting his arm out he shoots it out like some sort of gun, claws first of course.
As it approaches at an alarming rate you close your eyes and start chanting a mantra.

"Conserve. Sharpen. Raise to the maximum."
And when the Namekians hand reaches you... You grab it.
With your fingers entwined you grin at him.
"And don't let a drop go to waste!"

But it looks like your opponent doesn't exactly think what you did was anything special as he starts making his way to you in a rather... unique way.
By retracting his arm he actually pulls himself to you, readying another blow.
When he gets close you duck under it and-

*POOOOOOW*

The Namekian stops dead in place immediately and as his head falls over your shoulder he throws up some blood on the ground behind you.
"Purple huh? That's neat."

You let go of him and he starts stumbling backwards as he tries to regain his composure.
Meanwhile you hear the other Universe 7 folks slowly realizing what happened.
"Uh-oh."
Beerus is the first one.

"Uh-oh is right my lord."

"D-Did you guys see his fist?!
Or was that just me?"
Krillin gasps almost as loud as Piccolo.

"No... you definitely weren't imagining that honey..."

"Y-You mean he could've done that to ME?!"

"Yeap..."

>>3454048
>"Uh-oh."

Yea that's what I fucking thought

>>3454075
Huh either im lagging or the thread is weirdly silent

>>3454082
Waiting on the next post in the fight!

>>3454082
We're all just waiting.
Piccolo getting his shit pushed in is nice though.

>>3454082
There is less shitposting than usual, but we're waiting for the second half of the update right now.

>>3454084
>>3454085
>>3454087

Good reasons for no posts I guess. Kinda early of me to make assumptions huh

>>3454090
He's been bodied before, he can probably take a bit of a beating unless we go for a ring out while he's stunned.

>>3454082
Nah, just waiting for next part in anticipation

Sorry folks. I've been busy having dinner since last post.
I'm back now though.
Await further posts

>>3454099
Namek physiology is fucking insane
One of the reasons why Cell was such a bitch to kill. The other was Frieza

>>3454105
We missed all of his vital organs.
ALLOFTHEM?

>>3454099
We’re here to sweep up, and with another Saiyan on their roster we’re probably aiming for that ring out to conserve our strength and tricks.

>>3454105
As far as I’m concerned Namekians are basically plants made of pure muscle, while Frieza and his kind evolved from fucking tardigrades.

>>3454105
There are 2 kinds of enemies in dragon ball.

1. They exceed your own power many times over

or

2. They have some type of super regeneration/immunity that makes them a bitch to put down.

or

3. Cannon Fodder

>>3454111
And Hit.
God I love that dickhead

>>3454111
3* fucking god damn it I knew I forgot something

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>>3454111
And then there's this guy.
Who is all 3.

>>3454114
HIS TIMESKIP?

STATUS: UNBEATABLE.

ttthIS iS ThE STAN

>>3454119
Who is that male version of femZamasu? There's so much weird Fanart nowadays

>>3454114
I would actually love Hit if it weren't for his design.
It's just kinda lame.

>>3454135
I quite like his design, though the purple head was kind of weird at first. His duster/combat suit aesthetic works well for him I think.

>>3454135
Benis on head.

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"Holy crap!
B-But wait! If he can do that to Piccolo then he's at least Super Saiyan level!"

Vegeta then looks at him in disgust.
"See?
Maybe if the rest of your race was this talented then there wouldn't be any need for us to save the world all th time..."

"Hey! Cut it out Vegeta!
And don't talk so tough! This Earthling coudl've murdered you with one strike back when we first met you!
That's INSANE!"

"Yes. And?
Doesn't mean much now.
Besides, he's still painting you in a bad light."

"Damn straight."
18 concurs.
"I haven't seen Big Green getting punched like this since that time he had a dumb fight with 17."

As this conversation is going on the Namekian named Piccolo stumbles backwards while wiping some purple blood off his face.
He looks down at his stomach and sees a hole ripped through his shirt and beyond it some minor deformations in his muscles.
Placing his hand on the affected area he somehow conjures new fabric and fixes the tear in his outfit.

"Clothes Beam... Huh...
Neat."

"It looks like... I underestimated you.
Impressive."

"Wow. That's the first nice thing you said."

"Don't get used to it.
I won't make that same mistake again."
Raising both hands on his head he shouts.
"SOLAR FLARE!"

A brilliant flash of light comes out of nowhere, blinding you perfectly to the point that your eyes hurt.
"GOD DAMN IT! IT'S LIKE WALKING IN ON FROST WHILE HE'S IN THE SHOWER!
Wait a minute, Frost is always naked...
GAH!"

"Gotcha!"
Piccolo flies around you in an attempt to strike you in the back.
But as he does so he finds your arm swinging and your elbow burrowing in his cheeks.
He manages to do some backflips and recover but he can't do it before you manage to walk off the effects of his technique.
"H-How?"

You tap your head.
"You can blind me all you want. You can even hide your power level while you do so.
But you can't hide from me."

"Huh...
Okay. First time for everything I guess."
He raises his arms and touches his fingertips together.
"Then how about this?"

A yellowish energy begins to build up in the empty pocket of space between his palms.
This... does not feel good.

>He wants to clash? Okay.
>Blitz him before he can fire.
>Take it! Eric's the strongest there is!
>Other?

>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire.

>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire.

>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire. Use a trick he won't expect.

He's probably expecting this, so use something unexpected to throw his timing/aim off and ring him out.

>>3454149
>Wait till he's just about to fire then Time-Skip behind him and ask what he's aiming at
Show him why Time-Skip is unbeatable

>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire. Use a trick he won't expect.

>>3454158
Support.
Portal first interrupt!

>>3454149
>Blitz him before he can fire.
We can't waste any energy

I kinda feel like it would be funny if we just opened a portal to redirect his attack.
But I want to keep that secret.

>>3454149
>Wait for him to fire it, then portal it back at him.

Why are you hitting yourself?

>>3454149
It doesn’t sound like the Makankōsappō or the Hellzone Grenade but Eric should probably trust his instincts of “this can’t be good” and
>Blitz him before he can fire
No tricks though! Save those for Gohan!

>>3454169
That's because it's the Light Grenade.

>>3454169
Eh its light grenade.
https://dragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Light_Grenade

>>3454149
>>He wants to clash? Okay.
Sadly it won't win, this was probably the last chance of having a beam clash and winning.

>>3454184
We have more opponents after him, so we can't risk losing energy to be cool.

We could possibly win a struggle against Gohan If we used our powers to basically cheat though. No way we match him with raw power.

>>3454175
>>3454178
Man, I didn’t even know that thing had a name. Is it more of a thing in the games or am I just that out of touch after all this time?

Okay. So rushing him wins
But please... if you are going to write in something don't make it so vague.
That's my job to basically allow you free will over the actions.

When you leave it up to me you are just setting yourself up for disappointment

>writing

Oh and please roll the dice once more
Best of 4
DC: 13 Crit:15

Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>3454204

Rolled 17 (1d21)

>>3454204

Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3454204

Rolled 2 (1d21)

>>3454204

>>3454201
I don't know where it came from.
Probably the jap dub. But I do know its name from games

>>3454207
Awww.
The spree ended.

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>>3454207

>>3454210
I mean, we still critted him.

>>3454149 #
>Blitz him before he can fire. Use a trick he won't expect.
Save the portals and timeskip for Gohan, use psy tricks only if completely necessary.

>>3454204
>But please... if you are going to write in something don't make it so vague.
That's my job to basically allow you free will over the actions.

>When you leave it up to me you are just setting yourself up for disappointment

Good point Not-Som, we never specified what trick to use.

What should we reveal?

>Portals
>Stance/Timeskip
>Magic
>Spatial Control

I say
>Spatial Control

Redirect his attack enough to Ring-Out him.

>>3454213
That's good. Just would have been awesome to finish 2 fights with all rolls being 21's.

>>3454210
Only In this quest are players disappointed by a nat 20. It's still a big crit anon.

>>3454217
Yea partial looks good.

>>3454220
Spartal

>>3454223
You ok man?

I’m confused, were we specifically asked to specify how we blitz the attack before it fires or was it just a note for future attempts at write-ins? I don’t know why everyone is voting on what to reveal when the whole point was to play this as close to the vest as we can in preparation to fight Gohan.

>>3454236
I meant that: Don't write vague shit like "Try something he won't expect" without specifying what that SOMETHING is.
And anons were kind enough to start discussing it between themselves to make my job easier

>>3454242
Ah, gotcha!

>Spatial Control
Get closer Piccolo can't escape or block the blast, but make sure the explosion doesn't reach you.

*so Piccolo

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Yeah, if he thinks he'll be able to pull that shit off then he's in for a rude awakening.
You let Krillin charge his attack because he was nice, he doesn't get the same treatment.

"Wait..."
You crack a smile.
"Oh so that's it, huh?
Okay..."

As he charges his attack with ever louder screaming you kick off the ground and make your way towards him while zig-zagging around the place to make aiming harder.
When you get near him you fly to his side in an attempt to get as clear of his shot as possible... which is when you see what his actual plan was.
An extra arm sprouts from his shoulder and grabs you by the ankle.

"Gotcha!"
He shouts as he starts turning around to aim his blast at you.
"LIGHT GRENADE!"

"No.
Got you!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH9u4eZQGk8

You swipe with your hand and the so called "grenade" flies harmlessly past you as the fabric of space starts to curve at your will.
A few astonished "Oooh~"s come, mostly from the divine spectators while the rest are mostly staring dumbfounded.
Bringing your arms close to your body you start spinning around your axis at a ridiculous speed, fast enough to twist the Namekians newly sprouted appendage right out of its socket.
And as you land on all fours you stare up at your opponent who prepares to punch you.

Standing up you strike him first with a series of machine gun-like punches which manage to stagger him.
Jumping up you look down at him.
"And now I'll show you why you don't fuck with the Best Boy of Namek!"
You start forming a black ball in front of you as you chant.
"Null...."

In response the Namekian grunts and begins to shoot many, many, many ki blasts in your general direction.
The attacks linger in the air for a moment before he brings his hands down on you.
"HELLZONE GRENADE!"

"LAAAAAAANCE!"

You shoot the straight blast at the tired Namekian while quickly bringing your arms around you and begin distorting space.
The anomaly closes around you and encases your body in a bubble of null space. What was meant to be a "grenade" was apparently powerful enough to shake even your secluded little area down to its core and even crack it in a few places but it still couldn't reach you.

As you unlock your little pocket space you get to see your opponent spread out on the ground with the referee counting.
"NINE! TEN!
CONTESTANT PICCOLO IS OUT!"

>>3454266
Get fucked Big Green.

>>3454266
Thanks Piccolo, for the REAL warm up.

Energy status: Near Peak

Gohan Info: Minimal

We did good guys, we did good.

>>3454266
Looks like Piccolo got his daily dose!

Get rekt u7! Now we gotta punish gohan for being a damn failure for both his races.

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As you get declared the winner Beerus starts growling.
"OKAY CHAMPA! WHAT THE HELL?!"

*whistles*

"DON'T PULL THIS SHIT! NOBODY BELIEVES IT ANYMORE!
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS GUY?!"

"Hehehe... I suppose I'm caught red handed.
But it doesn't matter for you've already fallen into my trap!
You see ladies, gentlemen and those unfortunate enough to be born without a gender... This entire tournament has gone just. As. Planned!"

"Grrrrr..."

"You see friends, my boy Eric is not just my personal Chef...
But he's been trained by Vados herself!"

"I knew it..."
Whis sighs.
"Sister... Why is it that when something strange and frightening happens it's always related to you in some way?"

"Oh Whis... You are one to talk!
I'm not the one who handed godly power to a bunch of Saiyans."

"True.
But don't tell me you aren't planning to do it."

"Not anymore!"
As the gods are busy bickering or gossiping between themselves the mortals have a few... mixed reactions to all this.

Most mortals, especially the "Earthlings" of Universe 7 are cowering in fear.
"I-Is this guy really an Earthling?"
The blue haired woman asks.
"He's a monster! Just like Vegeta and Goku!"

"Y-Yeah!"
Krillin confirms.

But there are also those who find this performance of yours... interesting.
Many of whom are ladies whose eyes are sparkling when they look at you....
Unfortunately even they PALE in comparison to one guy.

"Oooooooh! Did you guys SEE THAT? HAHHHHAAAAA!
This guy is great! Ooof! Now I'm getting excited!"

"Yeah dad... I can see him...
You could at least pretend to not root for him while I have to fight him."

"Aw don't be like that Gohan! You're gonna be fine!"

"I... can't tell if you're serious or not and that's very concerning."

But Gohans wife stands up to comfort him.
"Don't worry Gohan! We'll be rooting for you!
Isn't that right Pam?"

"GUGU!"

"Thanks Videl!
Now I feel much better!"

But as they are going on you see your opponent on the ground.
He really looks like shit. Maybe you overdid it a little. But you honestly didn't expect him to sprout a new arm.

>Help him up
>Nah. He was a douche, he got what he deserved
>Other?

>>3454284
On the upside Gohan won't see most of our tricks coming, on the downside the power gap Is actually still Immense. He may not have earned It, but he has received many Toriyama plot powerups over the years and could compete with Dypso and such In the ToP.

That being said, I hope we curbstomp the fuck out him and embarrass him In front of his entire family.

>>3454295
>Help him up

>>3454295
>Help him up

The namekians of our universe named us their kin because of our generosity. And as Guru told to us, being a good boy will not be enough. We must be the Best Boy.

>>3454295
>Help him up
Eric is a good boy

>>3454295
>Help him up
Let's not be a dick about it.

>>3454295
>>Help him up

He's kind of a dick, but we still must aspire to Best Boi status.

>>3454295
>Help him up
>Tell him It was a good match. Maybe he should have brought out that last trick earlier, would have helped.

It's a tournament, show some sportsmanship even If Piccolo Is kind of rough around the edges.

>>3454295
>>Help him up
Piccolo... why didn't you DODGE!?

>Goku going full Waku Waku
God damn it I knew this was coming.
It's only going to get worse when we fully open the bag of tricks.

>>3454295
“Uh... Guys? Can we get our boy here one of those Senzu pill things you gave Captain Widow’s Peak? Letting him die just to disqualify me seems like a dick move after all the effort he put in.”

>>3454295
>Help him up
He might have been sorta douchy but it's still just a tournament, let's be a good sport

We've hardly used any of our tricks.
We even have Awakened mode as a last resort.
Portals will be fun too
We've got time bullshit to fall back on as well.
And the dimension of fuck you
Also magic.

>>3454295
>help him up
>you should learn to dodge

>>3454325
Considering the most they've seen is Eric's physical prowess and some psychic ability, the best strategy for this fight might just be to stop holding back and go full balls to the wall psychomagicki fuckery. We don't really have a reason to hold off at this point, and going full force would completely throw Gohan off.

>>3454295
Ah fuck, Goku's all interested in us now. That's not good. I'm glad we at least didn't show off too many of our tricks before the Gohan fight, a SSJ3 tier opponent is bad enough even with all our tricks intact.

Sportsmanship GO!

>writing

>>3454347
Nono, It's good that Goku's Interested In us. Kinda. Think about It this Is the last match, If we beat Gohan we win the tournament. It doesn't matter If Goku wants to fight because he's out.

Though If Goku *does* want to fight we may as well pull a Hit and see how far we can push ourselves against him. Secret optional boss get.

>>3454355
So...
Uh.
Super Dragon Balls.
If we win, what do we wish for?
Potara that last for as long as you're wearing the earring?

>>3454359
I....can't really think of anything. It's Champa's wish anyway so it doesn't really matter what we think.

>>3454359
Big peepee

>>3454359
I thought we'd do the whole 'Kefla exists as her own person' thing we talked about. The girls could always learn the fusion technique If they needed to fight an opponent way stronger than them. Hmm, KaleIfa? Fusion name's a work In progress.

Think about It. We can have a threesome consisting of four of the same two girls.

>>3454359
There's two wishes that come to mind, for me.
Independent Kefla...
Or Good-Aligned Buu so we can trust him more.

>>3454366
> It's Champa's wish
I suppose that’s technically true... does u7 have anything that needs fixing so he can call it even with his brother for the Earth thing?

>>3454377
I'm sure there are a lot of stray cats and dogs on their Earth too.

>>3454377
I can... only come up with something petty for Beerus.
Not 5 cm's petty but still pretty petty

Anything seriously wrong with his Universe he'd probably just outsource for someone else... or leave as is because it's too much work

You fly down to the ground and walk up to the guy you just beat the shit out of.
Almost immediately his friends freeze and await what you want to do but when they actually see what you had in mind they sigh with relief.
Extending your hand you grin to the guy.

"Sorry about that.
But you really shoulda dodged!"

"Heh... I guess you're right."
He takes your hand as you try to help him up.
"And I'd like to apologize for all that as well. I wanted to get you riled up so you'd spill the beans."

"I figured.
Water under the bridge. 'Sides, winners can't really complain."

He... smiles?
His facial features contort like they aren't really used to this.
"Well I'm just glad I didn't die back there.
Seriously, you pack a serious punch."

"Heh... so do you.
If you used that last move earlier I would've been in trouble."

He shakes his head.
"It takes a lot of energy. If I use it and it doesn't work that basically guarantees I loose.
And you saw how much setup it takes."

"Yeap.
Well anyways, good game."

"Yes. Well played."
He shakes your hand.
"By the way... what did you mean by "Best Boy of Namek?"
He asks in utter confusion.

"Eh... don't think about it too much.
Maybe if you're interested I'll tell it after the final match."

"I'll hold you to that."

>>3454376
I think making a permanent Kefla is just a bit strange.
Especially after confessing to Caulifla and Kale already.
No time limit fusion that can be ended at will however lets Kefla actually experience life for longer than an hour.
Also make the things indestructible or self repairing for good measure.

The Kefla thing should probably wait until we’ve talked it out with the girls first.

>>3454389
>>3454384
Yeah I have to agree, it would be sorta weird to spring up. Especially since they seem to be warming up to Eric's confession, it would be a bit too much to pile on.

>>3454381
Would be hilarious (though plot breaking) if we threw to Gohan and Beerus wished for Eric to be transferred to their universe as his attendant

As the Namekian leaves you he flies back up to his friends where Beerus is really, REALLY going to town on his last participant.
"NOW LISTEN HERE GOKU JUNIOR!
You go out there and beat that guy right away!
Go full power and knock him out! OR ELSE!"

"L-Lord Beerus I-"

"Gohan."
Piccolo approaches the lad.

"Ah Mister Piccolo!
Thanks for the save!"

"Did you catch all that?"

"Y-Yes.
I was watching intently."

"And?
Because I'll be honest I'm more confused by what I saw rather than enlightened."

"R-right... It is a bit strange.
But I think I got something."

"Hmmmm?"
Beerus raises an eyebrow.

"His Ki feels weak because he has incredible control over it...
Basically despite feeling like he's holding back he's actually going all out."

"Good observation Sir Gohan!"
Whis commends the boy.

"But that's all...
I think Krillins psychic theory holds water. But not the way we thought."
The crowd around Gohan watches him intently.
"It appears he can actually manipulate space itself to some degree.
That's how he manipulated Krillin and defended himself from your attack."

"Very good! That is all correct!"
The angel goes on.

"So Whis... does this mean we can win?"
Beerus asks him.

"Oh I think we'll just have to see.
But if Gohan can keep this up he might figure out his opponent quick enough for it to matter.
Ohohohohoho!"

"Urgh...
And you wonder why nobody likes angels?
Stupid smug-"

But while they keep arguing the boy flies down into the ring and starts introducing himself.
"I am Son Gohan.
And this is where the tournament ends for you."

"Oooooh! You know, the green guy said something like that.
And I'm still here. I'd watch what I say because it's gonna be really awkward when I sweep my third opponent."

"My friends all lost to you so that I could observe and understand you.
I won't let them down. And I certainly won't let my guard down against you."
He then strikes a very similar pose to Gokus stance. Like father like son as they say.

You grin at this.
"Oh friend...
I don't think you understand... at all."
Then you look up.

>Lord Champa! This is for you!
>Girls! This is for you!
>Kids! This is for you!
>Other?

>>3454401
That would be rather petty, steal Eric away from his friends and family, all to be forced to serve a god of destruction.

Basically the same Job as before, but the context would be almost hell for Eric considering what he'd lose.

>>3454412
>Everyone, this Is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you In this match!
>Now come on, lets give them a show!

>>3454412
>Everyone, this Is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you In this match!
>Now come on, lets give them a show!

>>3454416
support

>>3454412
>Everyone, this Is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you In this match!
>>Now come on, lets give them a show!
Nonanswers are the best answers!....wait

>>3454416
Supporting

>>3454416
Supporting this

>>3454416
>>3454419
>>3454424
For every lesson I was taught, for every spar I’ve fought, for every trial and foe I’ve overcome, for all the friends and family cheering me on... here’s everything I’ve got!

Alright. I'm not even gonna waste time with this one.
Strap in lads. Because this ride might be a bit bumpy.

ROLL THE DICE!
Best of 5
DC:20 No Crit

>writing

Rolled 20 (1d21)

>>3454453

Rolled 10 (1d21)

>>3454453

Rolled 2 (1d21)

>>3454453

Rolled 2 (1d21)

>>3454453

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>>3454455
>Gohan:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>3454455
Lol

>>3454455
hahahaha yes

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>3454453
>>3454455
VICTORY LAP

Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>3454453
>>3454455
Ok, glad we didn't outright embarrass ourself after that smack talk and speech

>>3454455
>>3454460
>Eric is fighting someone far more powerful then he is
>Strong enough to crush him like an ant
>Eric: This must be Tuesday!

Also, holy fucking hell guys, Eric's been Critting this entire damn tournament. This is great!

Have we managed to seduce 18 yet?

>>3454466
No.
But if she wasn't married she'd jump the bone already

>>3454455
Nothing feels quite as good as all the hardcore training paying off on the big stage at last.

>>3454466
It's weird how good he is at fighting people stronger than him. It probably helps that everyone else just sort of tries to overpower their opponent. Except Piccolo and the humans but their big idea is to just pack a ton of power into one attack and hit above their weight class and while that has merit those attacks almost never hit.

>>3454455
>>3454460
Poor Gohan. This tournament doesn’t really mean anything to him; if anything it’s probably more of an inconvenience and a nuisance assuming he’s not still trying the whole “forge my own path” shtick he was spouting right before the Tournament of Power.

Meanwhile, our boy Eric is over here like
https://youtu.be/ny24zPeQLks
at the peak of his own personal journey to improve himself and answer all the expectations and hopes his friends and family have for him. Hell, beating Gohan is basically the last nail in the old Eric’s coffin, burying the complacent no-name pizza delivery guy that had let himself be cowed by death and oblivion in favor of the intrepid human with his sights on stars and the rest of the universe.

>>3454455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m7sIgKlu3U

HELL YES. We are the hype!

Sorry guys, but I think that using the wish to get Kefla as a waifu will be strange no matter what we do. Kale and Caulifla know not only that Eric has a thing for Kefla, but also that he feels something for them (and in Kale's case it's probably mutual, even if she trowed him through a window). If we pull the Kefla stuff from nowhere everyone is going to freak out, the girls will get hurt and then they'll hurt Eric.
This ship has been fine as a way to make Eric a more complex character, but I can't see a way for QM to make it feel natural and not ruining our relationship with Kale and Caulifla at the same time. Why do we have to risk so much to get the near impossible ending?, we alredy have several top tier girls we can waifu without using a wish that literally can repair any evil ever done and make a multiversal utopia real in seconds, like Sala, Kale, Caulifla, Vados...mmm, Vados.

>>3454490
The instant Eric confessed was the death of the Kefla wish

>>3454492
Wrong
>>3454490
Don't overthink it. Saiyans won't.

>>3454490
>>3454492
The best we can do is infinite duration potara that can be cancelled at will.

>>3454497
Wrong, kefla is still the ultimate waifu and all you have weak wills

>>3454497
Honestly, we need to shelf the whole thing until we have a better grip on how fusion works and our relationship with the girls.

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>>3454501
The logic of a weakling and a coward!

>>3454494
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Kale and Caulifla will see Eric as a weirdo, Caulifla will get angry and beat him to a pulp, Kale will be shocked, then she'll cry, then she will go berserker and beat Eric to a pulp. Simple reactions with really negative effects.

>>3454500
I'm on team Kafka shes best wifu

>>3454508
Yeah, nah.

>>3454505
Bah! Nothing but the mad ravings of a man who can't accept the truth!

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"Everyone, this is for you! For everything you've brought me, I give everything I have to fight for you in this match!
For every lesson I was taught, for every spar I’ve fought, for every trial and foe I’ve overcome, for all the friends and family cheering me on... here’s everything I’ve got!"
With your speech finished you start turning around.
"Now come on, lets give them a-"

*BOOOOOM*

You feel an immensely powerful punch striking you in the cheek.
And as your heels dig a trench in the stone of the arena you hear Gohan cockily interrupting you.
"Sorry. You were wide open!"
But whatever he wanted to say afterwards stops as he sees your reaction.

Popping your jaw back in place and wiping some blood off your cheeks you give him a grin.
"Ooooooh this is not gonna end for you I can already tell."

"What... are you?"

"A man. The man.
The man whose foot you'll have to dislodge in about... I don't know, five minutes?
Ten tops!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBm2sNYPAyo

You assume your fighting pose now and charge him.
Exchanging a few blows you start to notice a few things.

First: His fists are like two anvils tied to jet thrusters.
Second: He's fast. Much faster than you.
And third: He really has no place here.

When he's not flailing around like a drunk in a common barfight throwing attacks randomly, he uses rudimentary martial arts moves that seem to draw both from Krillins school and that Namekians.
But unlike either of them he doesn't "use" those moves...
Instead he seems to have the attacks and techniques memorised and he simply performs them sequentially.
Gone are the fluid motions and the moves flowing into one another like water. This man... this boy feels like a machine rather than a fighter.

Crossing your amrs you take a full frontal punch which sends you flying and makes both your arms numb.
But aside that you haven't really suffered much damage. Granted you didn't inflict either... but you weren't trying yet.
"Boooooooy... This is going to be really embarassing in a second."
You sigh.

"If you're trying to gloat I got some news for you.
I got you against a wall! The powergap between us is astronomical.
Even if you had unlimited time and stamina it'd still take years for you to beat me!"

"And don't think I don't apreciate your math professor... *chuckle*
By far you are the most powerful opponent I ever had. You are stronger AND faster than me multiple times...
However!"
You smile.
"You will never... EVER... defeat me."

Gohan then raises an eyebrow.

>>3454514
Gohan has more experience, but Eric has a genuine love for this lifestyle. It starting to show what wins out.