Ciao, and welcome to Stand Quest Requiem, where the combined power of autism and planning lead to bizarre and even stranger content. You play as King Crimson, basically trying to protect your master who is an autist obsessed with heroes. Here's the archive for those who have just joined: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Stand%20QuestYour name is Izuku Midoriya, and you are about to perform something that can be considered morally dubious at best, and a prelude to villainy at worst. But at least, you're providing to the community by stabbing a worthy guy and getting him a better power, right? It's not the first time you've done something like this, what with you taking the Noumu skull as a trophy. Thank god Mom hasn't found it. You've made sure to hide it away where nobody but you and King Crimson can access it. In actuality, it was inside of a box that was inside of another box hidden inside of the room. The outer box was perfectly disguised as an end table, thanks to King Crimson's prodigious skill with art.As you walk down the streets in that specific way that King Crimson taught you, you feel a bit of apprehension at doing this. With the way that the shadows conceal your face, you look like a villain. Heck, the vigilantes could confuse you for a villain. Thankfully, you have your stand, King Crimson who will likely help you. But still, the fact that you could be confused for a villain makes you feel a bit weird.It strangely enough makes you feel glad, glad to be anonymous and terrible, for the fact that you could be mistaken for a villain. Now that you've made it to the main streets of Musutafu, what will you do?>Enter the alleys and look for vigilantes there>Search for vigilantes elsewhere on the street>(Write-In)>Search for vigilantes in the other placesIf so, where?>>Hosu Ward>>Kamino Ward, Yokohama City>>(Write-In)
>>3452368>Enter the alleys and look for vigilantes there
>>3452368>Enter the alleys and look for vigilantes there>Hosu Ward
>>3452368>Enter the alleys and look for vigilantes there>Kaminoinb4 we wonder into the League's hideout while looking for minions
>>3452368>Enter the alleys and look for vigilantes there>Hosu WardOh boy here we go again. Instead of our autism magic last thread manifesting in an increase in muscle girl posting, it has instead, from the looks of things, poisoned the pool of wishing energy from the cannon series. We got a chapter about Toga right after the bitch broke into our house, where she was fighting against a quirk that was essentially killer queen, which is also convenient since we had just gotten back from the Kira house. I am now genuinely terrified of what will happen next. With the existence of Fumikage as a living Jojo reference, in conjunction with recent events I am now beginning to believe that Hori reads Jojo and has gotten to about the midpoint of art 4 right now and is loving the shit out of it. The increase in brutality with things like, "YOU FOOL!!!! THE BLOOD YOU JUST ABSORBED WAS A BOMB!!!" after he outright stated that he gets emotionally affected by what he draws makes me think that the body horror present in Jojo is emboldening him to push beyond the limits of what he usually is willing to draw. On top of all that Hori has admitted to drawing women to fit his tastes, since Kendo exists, It could be possible Kuzuki was a tribute to Kira that he made because of their shared hand fetish. I'm scared, what the fuck is even happening any more.
>>3452414>>3452368Changing to >HosuBecause potential Tensei encounter >>> League
>>3452368>Enter the alleys and look for vigilantes there>Hosu Ward>>3452433>Dubs His power is growing, you cannot stop it now
>>3452385>>3452433>>3452437>>3452447Enter the alleys of Hosu Ward
>>3452462Of course the place that you are likeliest to run into a vigilante would be Hosu ward. What with the presence of the notorious Hero-Killer Stain, there are bound to be plenty, hero or vigilante seeking to bring him to justice. Which gives you the opportunity to test the spear out on them. Through a careful use of King Crimson's erasure of time, you buy a ticket to on the train to Hosu without being seen, with your spear completely undetected as well. Soon, after a short while you arrive at Hosu, taking great care not to be seen. Soon enough, you're out in the streets of Hosu and into the alleys of the Tokyo ward. Making your way through it, you find yourself at an intersection between buildings in said alleyway.There is the occasional restaurant scattered about, packed with patrons who have likely gotten off of work by now. Otherwise the area seems to be pretty empty.What will you do?>Go north>Go south>Go west>Go east
>>3452468>Go EastWe will meet the first of many with the sun.
>>3452468>Go east>Pay close attention to the spear see if it picks something up
>>3452468>Go EastI couldn't ask for a better Easter Sunday.
>>3452468Hey STANDO, does Izuku believe that when we told him we 'took care' of the Yamikumo problem that he doesn't have a split-personality? Because we didn't explain what happened to him.>Go east
>>3452493Oh fuck it's easter! We definitely need to reenact the stabbing of Christ today
Boys, it think it’s time to bring Izuku back to the path of not-villainy. At least to some extent.>>3452468>Go East
>>3452468>Go east>Pay close attention to the spear see if it picks something upI wonder if we will end up stabbing Tensei today,I but He and Tenya's stands will be eurobeat themed.>>3452511Jesus demands it >>3452433This is only the beginning of the madness, I just found this graph that gives us an outlook on how insane things will get.
>>3452626Midoriya's level of madness goes offscreen.Thus, It reaches 'heaven'.
>>3452468>East>Pay close attention to the spear see if it picks anything up>>3452510We actually rebuilt the personality and now it is subservient to Izuku's will. It would be like if Doppio could transform into Diavolo whenever he wanted and start giving him orders, then shifting back once Diavolo finished the task assigned to him. Yamikuro is an asset that KC can activate at any time.
>>3452468>Go east>>3452433That woman is basically the fucking embodiment of a Jojo reference. I refuse to believe the idea of that woman and her ability was something that came up independent of it.Also on the topic of Toga is the plan still at the first sight of her we shift into Diavolo mode and annihilate her or were we going to do the same thing but make her subservient to us like Koichi did with Kobayashi?
>>3452766I think the plan is to give her an ultimatum, you're going to live as our bitch or you're going to die as a particularly traumatic sunday night.
>>3452778Alright, that sounds good because at that point it's her own decision whether or not she lives or dies.If she chooses death though I suggest that if possible we grab her by the heart and crush it, that way it just looks like a heart attack instead of someone getting brutally chopped almost in half. Also it goes without saying that we do this with Yamikumo instead of Izuku because he would likely be permanently scarred by this.If she chooses subservience though we need to define a rule that she's not allowed to get within 10 feet of our boy, to protect his purity, sanity, and well-being in general.
>>3452803 I think we should give her a list of people she's not allowed to interact with which would include our friends and family. We should also give her a steady stream of targets to keep her tame.
>>3452854To keep in contact with her we'd probably still should give her our phone number, but like keep her on mute or something so we don't get inundated with shit every minute. Also a way we could keep her tame is looking up violent offenders and criminals and just pointing her in their direction. I doubt she can kill people super quickly so I think giving her like 1-2 a week should keep her good.
>>3452803I think we should sever her brain stem and toss her down a manhole cover so her corpse can be eaten by sewer mutants. They would never pass up meat that fresh.
THEME OF TOGA WITH METALLICAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftV_XepIwpo
>>3452433>>3452766Checked, looks like the autism sorcery is stating to heat up. I am the first person to notice the familiar coat floof and distinct eyes, that bear a striking resemblance to a very blessed person?
>>3452933>Toga's currently getting her ass beat and nearly got Shigechi'd in the manga by that woman>In this thread at best Toga's going to become Izuku's slave and at worst and most likely is going to get donutted by him, while at the same time he's fucking MinaI'm legitimately getting fucking scared guys.
>>3452933The day of christ's rebirth is one of great power. He has shown us just the faintest hints to the seeds we have sown with the endless fields of destiny. The weak pool of wishing energy now overflows with God's grace.
>>3452966>Checked and BasedSTANDO, this may be too much to ask, but the time is now to christen a stand user on this holy day!
>>3452433>>3452933>>3452766>>3452966>The exact same type of dubs was repeated consecutively in the same order >Dual linked synchronized ultra dubs What the fuck have we created?
>>3452995A god anon
>>3452993I am currently away from a computer, but I will count the vote.>>3452473>>3452478>>3452490>>3452493>>3452510>>3452536>>3452537>>3452553>>3452621>>3452626>>3452686>>3452766EASTer Sunday
>>3453000dies irae dies illa
>>3453005>Post ends in 5 after insane digits Calling it now, one of the 7 quirks is the power to erase time and it will have red coloration associated with it.
>>3453005STANDO, how do you feel about all this concentrated autism physically altering probability into spawning dubs?
>>3453022I think you answered your own question anon.
>>3453022I think Stand Quest Requiem has been pierced by the arrow and our stand lets us achieve a new level of autism and dubs
>>3453039>Not a stand from a corpse part Jesus is disappointed by your lack of faith anon
>>3452433>>3452766>>3452933>>3453000>>3453022The digits are a sign of great fortune for our boy. Last time we got trips the muscle girl fetish became cannon. Has the time really come so soon? Lets hope Izuku can keep his spaghetti in his pockets
>>3453043Forgive me, Father
>>3453055Well shit, I didn't think it was possible we would randomly run into the annointed wheyfu before UA, but Jesus went out of his way on his re-birthday to make it happen. Thank you Jesus you crazy mother fucker.
>>3452433>>3452511>>3452766>>3452933>>3452966>>3453000>>3453022>>3453055>>3453066>ABSOULTELY BLESSED THREAD
>>3453066The only thing getting hit with a magic arrow tonight is Izuku's heart.
>>3453077Cute and Pink Pilled
>>3453077Well I guess it is actually happening, Deku with the heartbreak of Diavolo fresh in his mind is going to encounter the woman if his dreams just as KC predicted.
>>3453077Here we go lads
>>3453098New stand user. . . or wheyfu. . .
>>3453002You go east, where the sun rises every day. That is your destined path, or at least you think it is. You are proven right in your assumptions when you catch a glimpse of perhaps the fittest girl you've seen yet. It all started when you passed a takoyaki stand set up in the alleyways. There, you saw her, that pink skinned girl whose calves from what you've seen could perhaps contest against Bakugo's. And Bakugo was not a man who skipped leg day. Her back was chiseled, at least that you could tell from the contours that framed her short tank top. Her arms were thick and muscular, possibly thicker than your own. When she turned around to presumably talk with her friend, you caught a glimpse of her face. You begin to feel concern emanate from King Crimson. You come to the stunning realization that she was on the same bus you were on during the exam. King Crimson's concern intensifies. Still, you manage to catch yourself before you begin to completely obsess over her perfect body. Destiny awaits, and you will not let it's call go unanswered. So you continue on your path down the alley, occasionally taking a glimpse at the stand spear, to see if it moved.Suddenly, it jerks from your suit coat, poking out as you look in the direction that it's pointing to. That's Tomoyasu Chikazoku, board member of Feel Good Inc. What is he doing here!? He should be in a board meeting about IT or whatever Feel Good Inc. did. You then come to realize that today is Sunday. He's also surrounded by some people who he is chatting to, likely his friends.What will you do?>Destiny calls, strike him with the arrow>Find someone else>(Write-In)
>>3453110WHEYFU OR STANDO?!? WHY MUST WE CHOSE BETWEEN THE TWO?! I'm a filthy degenerate.>Go back and talk to that girl
I am sorry, but it's getting late. No recreation of Jesus' stabbing today. On a side note, this leaves the vote open for tomorrow until 4 PM pacific time, as always.
>>3453110>Try and introduce yourself to the Amazonian goddess Fuck destiny our boy is in love
>>3453110>Destiny calls, strike him with the arrow
>>3453110>>3453122HEAVEN WILLS IT
>>3453122>Be Jesus>It's Easter>Which means scavenger hunts and celebrating my resurrecrion>Wait- Stand Requiem Quest is today>fuckthat.jpg>Spam the thread with dubs because someone is getting stabbed today>Wait is that wheyfu?>22>I ship it.
>>3453110There exist many targets for magical stabbing but the digits cry out for the Anointed One. Onwards, to destiny!
>>3453110>Destiny calls, strike him with the arrowNO CALM YOURSELVES WE WILL TALK TO HER WHEN WE GO TO THE SCHOOL WHAT WILL WE SAY WHEN SHE NOTICE THE ARROW
>>3453132>"Oh this? It's just some old thing, want to hold it?" >Then one of us gets stabbed. Either the wheyfu gets a stand or King Crimson Requiem gains the ability to find quality wheyfus. [/spoilers]
>>3453110>>3453122In Deku's mind here are the options >Stab a major company executive because a magic spear told you soOr alternatively >Talk with the hottest girl you have ever seen whose smile gives you a heart boner that could punch through several feet of reinforced steel. This sudden surge of thirst that made him consider FUCKING BLOOD THOT as a viable option is a direct product of his depression after the vision. Unless it meant that All Might would die a slow painful death he would pick the second one.
>>3453159Deku is too much of a madlad to put destiny or even his own survival ahead of his boner.
Wheyfu might actually help with Deku's rapidly fracturing psyche. Our poor boy is under a lot of stress and she might help.
>>3453122>It's Stando time againThis, let's go
>>3453122The biggest mistake Diavolo ever made was letting his destiny pull him away from the things that made him happy in life. Izuku will not let himself make that same mistake.
>>3453122Well I guess heaven seems to be favoring the destiny of Izuku's other divine spear. What's next, Ushi being cannon in this timeline and lewdly bullying the shit out of Bakugo?
>>3453542>"Hey Kachan try this performance enhancing drink I made, It's fresh">Bakugo drinks it reluctantly but then immediately spits it out >"WHY THE FUCK IS IT WARM!!!!"
>>3453122>Support. Wheyfu is our destiny
>>3453110>>3453122It was really meant to be, ohhh can't you seeeeeeeeeeeeeee.>>3453547>Izuku gets everyone in 1-A to tease Bakugo by calling him Kachan Even if STANDO didn't vampericly absorb the power of [Gain for All] from Present Mic we should still do this.
>>3453584It still creeps me out that right as thread 7 was experiencing countless miracles Present Mic (QM) started to succumb to fatigue. It's like the autism began siphoning his life energy or something.
>>3453590 Autism is like the arrow's virus to him. His stand is beginning to manifest and he needs a lot of rest.
>>3453590『Love Train』! It's a fair trade.
>>3453122I wonder how the autistic shipperfag will react to a handsome lad in a suit popping out of thin air. While on that topic, how would you like to see Izuku and Mina's relationship develop?
>>3453242Blame Anons for that too, for making Deku go too madlad too fast and ruthless enough that he developed the beginnings of a split-personality due to King Crimson's passive influence.
>>3453721With all the autismposting and digits, it’s going to be hard to steer him back to a “not completely batshit” path
>>3453694 I would like to see Izuku and Mina to develope into a mad lad and mad lass respectively, but also for it to bloom into a loving and supportive relationship. That might sound gay, but geunine love is underrated.
>>3453731THIS THIS THISIf Diavolo of all people could achieve that, so could Izuku
>>3453122Supporting because we all know the chemical reaction of autism + crush interaction
>>3453694I would like a really slow burn with them being adorably autistic freinds who are trying to position themselves in the right way to open up about thier feelings but end up just spilling spaghetti all over each other and making very slow progress. I think this is a good outline of the milestones in the eventual relationship. >Level 0: First contact >Level 1: Being able to talk to each other without blushing and avoiding eye contact >Level 2: Izuku stopping his habit of using KC's hands for everything at UA because he wants to avoid indirect hand holding >Level 3:Teaming up to bully Bakugo >Level 4: Being comfortable enough looking at each other's muscles to wear things other than heavy track suits when working out together >Level 5: Actually going on somthing resembling a formal date that is not disguised as some other task >Level 6: Headpats>Level 7: Saying I love you for the first time >Level 8: Holding hands >Level 9: Holding hands in public >Level 10: Cuddling >Level 11:Holding hands with thier fingers interlocked, they consider this very lewd so they only do it in private >Level 12: Kissing >Level 13: Holding hands with thier fingers interlocked in public like social deviants >Level 14: Sleeping in the same bed in a cute, non-sexual manner >Level 15:Izuku's and Mina's collective autism finally achives synchronization and they begin going full fire emblem with not just thier class mates, but also with the pro heroes they are going on the internships with. >Level 16: Deku turns in the favors the faculty owes him to get the two of them a double sized shared dorm room >Level 17: They finally work up the confidence to start making out with tongue >Level 18: The couple stop suppressing their lewd thoughts about each other and start making highly suggestive comments>Level 19: They make love for the first time >Level 20: Izuku and Mina are so in sync with each other that they can practically finish each other's sentences. They are the unanimously cutest couple at UA >Level 21: Izuku proposes to Mina at the UA graduation ceremony
>>3453694I hope Mina is as autistic as Deku if not slightly more so. I'm sure Bakugo's first thoughts when meeting her will be "I NEED TO KILL BOTH OF THEM BEFORE THEY REPRODUCE!!!"
>>3453835I am mentally preparing myself for the unbelievable two way biblical spaghetti flood that is about to happen. Mina's entire knowledge on relationships comes from fanfiction,shitty romance novels and porn. Can you imagine how intensly her autism is going to flare up when a mysterious handsome man in a suit approaches her in an alleyway? >>3453841While I like this, I think this step sequence does not properly convay the massive day to day autism between them. That autism is still really fucking cute though.
How should approach the Annointed One?
“Trying to fight against your destiny... is useless, useless, useless!”I always forget Tomura’s fucking neck hands. I’ll post this here as a comparison for when it’s coloured since I might fuck it up in the process.
>>3454333Based and anointed, god awaits your finished product
>>3454231Keep it simple, say we recognized her from the entrance exam and try to not fuck up. Considering we are wearing the same suit we did during the exam she might recognize us as well. Mina might have been staring at Deku on the bus without him ever realizing it
>>3454333The Holy Trinity is with you, Anon.
>>3454344>Mina's face when she randomly runs into the absolute stud she was eyeing during the entrance exam
>>3454344https://youtu.be/4SltR8ETQ5gI got this in my recommended and I cried like a little bitch.
>>3454344>>3454537Lyrics >I'm dreaming And in my dream, I see your eyes They fill my heart with heaven>I'm flying And in the sky, I see your eyes They answer all my longing for you>I've always lived my life in fantasy No chance to take, no heart to break But now you take my hand and You make me understand That two dreams, can join together>It's morning And as I wake, I see your eyes They are my reason, they are my answer now Because I love you The one who made my dreams come true>I've always lived my life in fantasy No chance to take, no heart to break But now you take my hand and You make me understand That two dreams, can join togetherWHY DO YOU MAKE ME FEEL THESE THINGS JESUS?
>>3454797When thinking about how Izuku and Mina would react to getting within talking range of one another I would like you to consider the following factors about each of them. Our boy>Aesthetic to the extreme >Chad body >Easily surpasses Shoto's title as the most handsome student in 1-A in the original cannon thanks to his masculinity and confidence >Several battle scars are an indicator of an dangerous and mysterious past, giving off a sexy soldier of fortune vibe>The suit only makes him look more like James Bond >Midoriya was the one to start the conversation with her, suggesting interest >Exotic hair and Eyes >Dubs suggest Mina already has hots for him when she saw him at the entrance exam The anointed Wheyfu >Healthy and Athletic thighs >Golden eyes that stare into your soul >Despite her fitness, she has a the #3 bust in 1-A and the best ass by a landslide and that ass is 100% muscle >Floofy hair >Sweat from nervousness could potentiality reveal abs >Cute horns These dorks are going to be spilling more spaghetti than a wasted Sicilian on Friday night when they start talking to each other
>>3454797whoops, forgot to ask.roll for spaghet using d20, best of three
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>3454832Autism Powers Activate! For Heaven!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3454832
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>3454832spoogat
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>3454832Holy fuck I predicted this
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>3454797Heaven have mercy
>>3454839HOLY FUCK! NO SPAGHETTI TONIGHT!
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>3454836>>3454837>>3454839What, exactly, is the meaning of this?
>>3454839https://youtu.be/171skzi5BKcWhat did I tell you all last thread?
>>3454853we are following the path set out by>>3454855
>>3454855YES IT IS PLAIN TO SEE YES IT WAS MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEEEEE YEAWriten in the stars.
>>3454836>>3454839>>3454837nani the fuck
>>3454797>>3454938Screw the arrow, screw destiny. You saw that girl who would've given you a boner in an instant had you not trained to specifically suppress your urges. King Crimson's telling you 'No', but your body and mind are telling you 'Yes'. You can feel King Crimson sigh in acceptance as you turn around, the spear's pull dimming the further away you get from the Company Executive. Now that you think about it, you've made the right choice. In the path laid before you, there were two options that you could have chosen. One was to stab a corporate executive with a spear that could have killed him for the sake of destiny. The other was to go greet that pink amazon you saw. The choice was obvious for you. Your confidence wells as you begin to walk back towards her general area as you practice greeting her in your mind. Something along the lines of 'Hey, I think I saw you at the exam and I'd like to get to know you better.' Wait. That's a bit too direct and creepy. Still, you're not a stuttering mess as you begin to see the Takoyaki stand, which is good. As you come closer, the shadows of the alley still covering your face, you come to an unfortunate revelation.The girl wasn't there anymore. Nor were her friends. Damn. That was to be expected, seeing as the Takoyaki stand had no seats, which meant that those who bought from it would likely walk around. King Crimson suggests that it was perhaps due to you ignoring destiny with the corporate executive, causing fate to thus punish you in return. You kind of believe your stand. Then your stand reassures you that there is no doubt that you'll see her at U.A.The thought comforts you.As you return to the place you saw the executive, he was gone. Same with his friends. Is fate conspiring against you? You certainly feel so.Where will you go?>Into the smaller side alleys that dotted the main ones>Straight until you hit an intersection>Stay and wait for someone else the spear deems worthy.
>>3454988>Into the smaller side alleys that dotted the main ones
>>3454988>Buy a takoyaki yourself>Into the smaller side alleys that dotted the main ones
>>3454988>Into the smaller alleyways >Begin calling yourself an idiot for fucking it up >>3454999Also this
>>3454988>>3454997>Support Fuck you STANDO.
>>3455003>Implying the 20 didn’t save Izuku from murdering his waifu with the spear
>>3454988>>3454999>>3455002These get an extra order to feed to our depression.
>>3455012 >Implying STANDO didn't pussy the fuck out like a bitch. Pardon me, I was hyped up and let down. Let's just stand a bitch and move on.
>>3454999>SupportingWe'll have sweaty abs to worship one day! Believe!
>>3454988Supporting >>3454999And of course, we can't just pierce anybody the stand spear thinks is worthy. They must have a righteous enough moral compass that would ensure peace of mind for the Boss.
>>3455049stupid question, but is the anointed one able to support a stand?
>>3455053If a sniveling goblin child can get harvest, than best girl won't be a problem. Though I am of the opinion that if the right internal circumstances are...cultivated..then it is possible for anyone to get a stand.I bet we will have everything in place to conduct my little experiment on stand awakenings soon
>>3455114>Experimenting on people's minds and forcing them into simulated situations that would push them to unlocking a stand or the potential for one
>>3454997>>3454999>>3455002>>3455003>>3455011>>3455019>>3455044>>3455049Go eat some takoyaki and continue searching>>3455024[s]I'm sorry little one.[/s]
>>3455174 Don't be.
>>3455174You promptly drown your sorrows before they can begin to overtake you by ordering the most stuffed and overfilled takoyaki plate that you could find. Then while eating it, you decide that you're likely going to find the person of destiny in the side alleys. After all, Vigilantes liked to hide in areas that were either not traveled much or were suspicious, seeing as people of dubious moral stature liked to hang out in those areas. Occasionally, when there is nobody around you, you pull out the arrow and let it's slight pull bring you in the right direction. As you walk down the back alleys of Hosu, the pull of the spear grows stronger at a certain point. You follow it, going through various dubious shortcuts and highly suspicious archways before you reach your destination.The spear pokes out from your pocket, bringing you closer and closer to some dumpster until it stops, poking upwards. This feels ominous. This entire situation is bad news for you, you come to realize as Epitaph activates. You see a knife flying towards you at an immense speed. King Crimson's arm emerges from you as the knife flies towards you, batting it away with a single hit. There, perching up above the dumpster on a burgeoning pole is what the arrow was pointing to. It's Stain, the slayer of heroes. "Are you a hero?" The man asks in a gravelly voice, evidence of the man's experience in his line of work. This is bad. What will you do?>KING CRIMSON>Use Epitaph>Answer his question>(Write-In)
>>3455239>"Yes. You must be Stain the Hero Killer. Not who I expected, but you'll do for tonight."
>>3455239Supporting >>3455244 &>>3455246
>>3455239>"I am destiny.">Use Epitaph and spear him.
>>3455239>Answer his question>No not yet i still haven't finished the UA, also sorry for what i about to do but destiny calls for it.>use epitaph
>>3455258>>3455256>>3455239Supporting this instead, way cooler sounding
>>3455239>>I am destiny. And as of today you are one of the chosen.>>Epitaph
>>3455239backing >>3455260 >>3455256
>>3455239>Use epitaph >"I get to kick the ass of the one and only hero killer. Damn, I am no longer disappointed from not getting to say hi to a fucking tribal diety of snu-snu, this is so worth the exchange.">"GO AHEAD AND TRY TO FUCKING HIT ME MIKEY I ALREADY DIED INSIDE TODAY, SOME EDGELORD WITH A SHIT TIER QUIRK AND A NARUTO COSTUME CAN'T DO SHIT. TO ME!!!!!"
>>3455264Supporting, this is the level of basedness to expect from our boy. Do you really think he would really give a stand to a serial killer. He already had to deal with one of those.
>>3455239Supporting >>3455264I don't think we really want to be giving this guy a stand. I'm pretty sure he's about to try and murder us, however as long as he remains stand-less we have a tactical advantage against him since he can't see King Crimson's attacks.
>>3455264>SupportingWe are going to raise a fuck ton of money with that fivr account.
>>3455239This >>3455264To annons who question this decision please consult this graph >>3452626
>>3455239fuck it, changing vote from >>3455262 to >>3455264We can always stab him after we beat him and have him at our mercy. Gaining a Stand via arrow heals you, right?
I'll leave the vote open for one more hour. Then the fun begins.
>>3455264Based and Crimson Pilled
>>3455320No, it only heals the wound caused by the arrow.
>>3455333Trips confirm Stain will have to get medical attention of his own after we're through with kicking his ass :^)I just hope STANDO does his fight justice like any JoJo fight would be
>>3455264Midoriya was just cucked by destiny and now the spear wants him to give a stand to a mass murderer. He is fucking pissed.
>>3455264Also if he attacks us mid-speach we should say something along the lines of "It's very rude to interrupt people when they're talking."
>>3455239Changing >>3455261to Support >>3455264
>>3455336But he won't get medical attention. He'll be tied up in our basement being forced to recite shitty memes or Deku will starve him to death.
>>3455350I don't think Deku has a basement, also that's very unheroic.
But what if Toga shows up to stop us?
>>3455350>"Attention all pro heroes.">"All might is in grave danger and he needs your help.">"He's fighting the resurrected crime lord of japan and is running out of strength fast">"But to unlock the true power of One for All and go plus ultra, needs your credit card number, the expiration date and the 4 heroic numbers on the back.">"Don't delay, or it could be the end of the symbol of peace">"There I read the fucking script, please I'm starving">"I'll give you a glass of water after the next 3 videos, we have a lot of orders to fill.">"You don't eat until the families of your victims can afford to."
>>3455353We have been planning the "Have stain the hero killer say whatever you want for 5 US dollars" since thread 6. We were always going to do the fivr for charity. Besides, there is no way to destroy a movement than to make it's figurehead say several things like "I need you to stain my mouth with your gamer girl pee. GIVE ME THE GLORIOUS GOLDEN TINKLE OR SUFFER MY BLADE." We could get everything set up in Nomu Storage unit in the Kira house.Question for the thread. If you could pay $5 and have stain say whatever you wanted, with a green screen background of your choice what would you want him to say?
>>3455388Heaven demands the humiliation of stain
>>3455388you legitimately almost made me shit myself with the golden tinkle line
>>3455388>Stain: I'm going to say the N word!>Deku: All Might get down!>Stain: NIGGER
Rolled 2 (1d2)It's a tie. Rolling a dice.
>>3455426It has favored beating the shit out of Stain
>>3455388I know that Midoriya would put in his own request to throw off suspicion that he idid it>"Everyone, I would like you all to know that Katsuki Bakugo is the big gay.">"See this faggot on the screen behind me">"I don't know what he looks like but you do.">"He is confirmed to have level 69 shit taste in waifus.">"See this flabb covered slut?">A smaller image of Midnight is shown next to stain while Bakugo's face is still in the background >"He collects this thot's action figures and spends his days cumming all over them.">"Go tell him he has shit taste by visiting his house at *insert adress here*">"While you are there tell him what real heroes beat thier meat to.">The background changes to a shitty 3D american flag gif as instermental version of the US national anthem plays >"REAL HEROES ONLY MASTERBATE TO 100% AUTHENTIC MUSCLE GIRLS">"WHY IS ALL MIGHT SO STRONG?">"BECAUSE HE WAS LAYING WITH THE WHEY IN HIS UA DAYS, THAT'S WHY">An semi erotic image of Nana Shimura appears on replacing and taking up considerably more space than the Midnight image >"WHAT STRAIGHT MAN WOULD NOT WANT TO FUCK THIS?">"REMBER, GO TO *insert adress here* TO TELL THAT FAGGOT KATSUKI BAKUGO THAT HE HAS SHIT TASTE AND HE SHOULD CORRECT IT BY JACKING OFF TO MUSCLE GIRLS "
>>3455442>US nation anthem kicks in https://youtu.be/w5x_9KEogM8Stop anon holy shit I am dying, we need to do the fivr specifically so we can BTFO him by making him a national meme.
>>3455431You've had a terrible night thus far. The stand spear is shit in choosing it's targets, which partially led to you missing out on getting acquainted with some pink girl with the exact amount of musculature that you'd want for a woman. And now you meet the most notorious serial killer in all of Musutafu City, Stain the Hero Killer. You are not amused at all. The fact that the shadows still cover your face add onto your levels of menacing. "Tonight has been a truly awful night." Your voice rings out in a soft yet menacing tone. You take a step forward. The Hero Killer tenses as Epitaph rises from your forehead, the future foretold in your hair as you see every outcome. Stain is gone from his post, standing in front of you. You take a step back as Stain lands in front of you. The Hero Killer's face visibly changes into surprise, as you had reacted to his movement. "At least I am able to end the Hero Killer." You say, your voice filled with conviction. Stain's eyes only narrow in response, the bandana covering his eyes shifting. "You're a vigilante aren't you? Illegal or no, you should still strive to be a true hero. That does not sound hero like at all." In a quick movement, the Hero Killer is gone and with your usage of Epitaph, you see the blade of a knife sliding towards you, aiming to the side of your cheek. As soon as the Hero Killer disappears, you dodge, moving beneath his knife before you are up, facing him again. "That's very odd." The Hero Killer says in response to your quick reaction to his attack. He then begins to slowly unsheathe his katana, the rusted blade screeching as he held it into the air before slicing down. Time is erased as you move away from the Hero Killer's blade, the man fated to strike you instead missing as you position yourself behind him. When time ends, this occurs in the span of an instant. To his credit, the Hero Killer rapidly turns around, kicking you in the side of the face. Or he would have, had you not erased time and gotten away.Now that it seems that he is unlikely to be a stand user, what will you do?>Strike him down with King Crimson's ability>Cripple him with King Crimson's ability>Go on a rant about heroes>(Write-In)
>>3455462>Switch to Yami. You don't want what you're about to do to further ruin your night>Erase time >Donut
>>3455462>Switch to Yami>Toy with him using King Crimson's ability>"Entertain me, Stain. Help me paint this horrible night a nicer shade of crimson.">"If you prove to me you are worthy, I will follow destiny and give you... a gift.">"Let's dance."
>>3455471>>3455462Time for a classic
>>3455462>Erase time and give him a swift chop to the neck knocking him out, then rip off chunks of the garbage can and bend the steel around his arms and legs to serve as restraints. then put him in a trash bag We are making that Fivr account if it's the last thing we do
>>3455482We will use this human garbage to make meme of the year, supporting
>>3455482If we kill the man the idea will live on, but by making the man who preached the idea a complete laughingstock we will kill the idea.
>>3455462>this amount of dickish thingsthis is not what i wanted to see deku as this son of a whore dickhead we have gone too far with this madlad tendencies>strike him with the arrow and be done with it
>>3455494>Giving STAIN a standAnon pls, just kill him
>>3455482>>3455488Digits confirm, Jesus wants us to spread the memes.
>>3455494>Admonishes the playerbase for their irresponsibility>Says we should give a serial killer a standAnon...
>>3455482>>3455488We will use the voice of stain to spread a new truth, THE SUPERIORITY OF MUSCLE GIRLS.
>>3455471This[Spoiler]The name Stain is about to be much more accurate.[/spoiler]
>>3455497>>3455504remember when we said let we wont fuck with fate killing stain will probably have some unforeseen consequences killing someone this soon villain or notkill him or give him a stand either way fate is a bitch and will probably fuck us regardlessthe arrow wants him to be a stand user then let that fucking arrow stab him alreadyand when he decide to kill us we will just kill him in self defence it was his choice but here we just approached him so we could kick his fucking ass
>>3455482>>3455488Holy shit this is going to be god tier.
>>3455514Destiny is having a bit of an off night.
>>3455482>>3455488The restraints in the Kira house could be repaired with a little elbow grease. He would have to share his room with a headless, rotting Nomu corpse. But I'm sure Phil-chan will eventually serve as great company once the effects of extended solitary confinement kick in.
I am sorry. It is getting late, but that means that the vote will be extended until tomorrow, 4 PM Pacific time.
>>3455482>>3455488Bakugo getting called out for his shit taste by the entire internet here we come.
Honestly, can’t heaven fuck off for a night? Death to Stain.
>>3455556Fuck, one number off from a Pent of fives. . .
>>3455462>"I feel you may have misunderstood what I meant">"Before we do anything Let me ask you one Question">"Do you believe the ends justify the Means?">"Let me tell you what I Believe">"I believe that That History is Written by the Victor">"THE RESULTS! THE WORLD ONLY REMEMBERS THE RESULTS OF YOUR ACTIONS">"The Why is but a mere afterthought in the Annals of History">"So let me hear the Why before it is erased by the Tides of Destiny">after he's done explaining his story>"You stand now at a crossroads of Destiny">"You will can Continue to be a Sleeping Slave to Fate and i will end you Or your Conviction will hold fast and you will be Reborn">"BUT! I will warn you there is a risk of death but there is always a risk of death whenever you fight for something you belive in">"But no matter what you Cannot escape this Test"Behold my Autism made Flesh
>>3455482>>3455462You know what, support. Another addition to the "psychopaths surrounding the boss" collection.
>>3455482>>3455488>>3455877Heaven demands stain repent for his crimes by being forced to make memes. We can put go to the Kira house to feed stain and make videos as part of that autisicly complex training regimen that came up last thread. Since we won't have time to go feed him once we go to UA, once that month long fivr campaign is done we should drop him off at a police station in a ornately engraved wooden coffin filled with cow feces that only has a single small air hole.
I finally realized why nothing happened when we got the 20 after all those insane digits, The roll wasn't for Deku's autism it was for Mina's
>>3455988Digits confirm, Mina is just as disappointed as we are that she held back her autism instead of taking a ride with destiny.
>>3455988>"God fucking dammit Mina, he was right there, you could have walked right up to him.">"Great I'm hopeless now."
>>3455462changing vote from >>3455474 to >>3455482
>>3455462>>3455471Changing to support >>3455482 ,but consider changing to Yami so we don't experience any stree from this.
>>3455482>>3455488>>3455877This>>3456048Deku will be fine, if anything he'll be ecstatic. He just incapacitated one of the most infamous villains in all of Japan without a drop of blood being spilled on either side, that's an accomplishment he can be proud of. I think we may need to bring him out for getting him acquainted with his new cell in the Kira house, but than again considering how many people he viscously murdered I doubt that Izuku will feel anything in the way of sympathy for him. Besides we are only keeping him around for a month before we turn him into the police proper, how bad could it possibly be for a serial killer to spend several weeks chained to a chair acting out stupid meme scripts for the public to enjoy. It will certainly be better than the shower rape he will get from tentacle mutants in prison.
>>3455988I finally understand the true intent of heaven, the next thread is set to begin on May 5th, if Stando starts at 3:55pm in his time zone, than in the heart of America the thread will start at the marked time of 5:55pm. Only then, would the thread be blessed enough for such a monumental event.
>>3455482Fuck it, I want to hear Stain say the N wordSupporting
>>3455482This, let's steal us a guy.
>>3456731You now know what you want to do with this Hero Killer, Stain. You'll simply take him to the basement level of the Old Kira Manor and record videos with him. Wait. That doesn't sound very plausible at all. In fact, how are you supposed to smuggle the Hero Killer in a trash bag all the way to the Old Kira house? Because of your disturbance there, the manor was later cordoned by the Police and re investigated. It was on the news, on how they found a deceased person with a mutation quirk inside of the basement. Thankfully you had destroyed everything that could have incriminated you while you were exploring it. Normally, that would be enough to destroy your plans, but what fully sets the nail into the coffin for your dreams is the fact that your anonymity would be completely destroyed by setting up an account and having Stain read off of lines. Not to mention that you'd never willingly subject a man to this level of humiliation, even for a person like Stain. King Crimson might have, but Diavolo and you are separate entities. But, if you could do it while maintaining your anonymity, it'd be the funniest shit in existence. While you were ruminating to yourself, King Crimson's arm emerges from behind your shoulder, grabbing onto a thrown knife. Right. You're still fighting Stain. You look into Epitaph, seeing your future. You see Stain running towards you before you are cut down the cheek. Odd. The Hero Killer seems to be oddly merciful. He will regret that mercy. You erase time as soon as Stain begins to move, his form slowing down as you forecast his movements, dodging out of the way of his blade. You position yourself behind him, King Crimson appearing from you. In an instant, Stain is in front of you with his blade slicing at nothing. His eyes widen, but it is too late.King Crimson brings his hand into Stain's neck with a chop, the man's eyes promptly rolling into their sockets. Stain falls over, unconscious.That was surprisingly easy.What will you do?>Just dump him near a local police office>Kidnap him in a trash bag and take him somewhere>(Write-In)
>>3456768>Just dump him near a local police office>In the trash bagWithout a proper place for the memes, kidnapping him would be too much of a chore admittedly enough.And giving someone this incompetent Stand powers seems like a waste.
>>3456768>Just dump him near a local police office
>>3456768>Just dump him near a local police office>In the trash bag>Leave a note that describes a simple request as reward instead of a bounty>Ask them to make stain say this >>3455442We are getting at least one meme out of this
>>3456789Nah. The humiliation of a serial killer isn't in the prerogative of the Police. Not to mention mentioning Bakugo would point towards ourselves. Not happening.
>>3456789This, our boy deserves somthing special after a rough night.
>>3456781>>3456768ThisHonestly boys, now that we aren’t in the Kira funhouse super-autistic bullshit isn’t entirely viable anymore. Just accept the SPEAR, nomu skull, and split personality and get a move on.
>>3456768>Dump him in a trash bag>Give him a mouthful of "Italian Tea" while he's knocked out."There has to be some sort of humiliation here
>>3456768Changing vote to>>3456804Just imagine the look on everyone's faces when stain the hero killer is just randomly dropped on the front step of a police station with piss in his mouth.
>>3456804Aaaaaand Tracable.No way. If you want him to drink something it shouldn't be from your own fluids, and sewer water might poison the poor guy.If you want to make him drink something, it's gotta have to be the worst commercial drink in the world.
>>3456768>Just dump him near a local police officer
>>3456804>"Tonight we have breaking news that stain the hero killer has been apprehended by..">"Wait, are you serious with this?">"This is a joke right?">"Stain the hero killer was found" >Kuzuki begins laughing her ass off on national television >"Stain was found at the front step of a police station in a garbage bag with piss in his mouth">"OH GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT HOLY SHIT!!!">"TO WHATEVER ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID THIS, YOU DESERVE A FUCKING MEDAL!!!">Kuzuki calms down a bit>"If there was ever a reason to allow quirks to run free in society this would be it." >"One person under no authority other than thier own did what dozens of licensed heroes lost thier lives attempting to do." >"And I will leave you with that, have a good night everyone.">Bakugo turns off his tv utterly awestruck at what he has just seen >Then he gets a call on his phone >"What do you want now Deku, are you going to autisticly shriek at me again?" >"I'd like to see you try and top that, bitch."
>>3456768>>3456804>>3456833Heaven wants stain to get the glorious golden tinkle that he always wanted before he heads off to prison.
>>3456804>>3456833Time to take a piss
>>3456833This >>3456818Implying we don't walk in the front door and dump the contents of the bag all over the floor, then loudly proclaim "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO MUG IZUKU MIDORIYA IN AN ALLEYWAY!!!"
>>3456804>>3456833Supporting the will of heaven
I do wonder when STANDO will stop being so abiding with the bullshit
>All this autism
You know, this quest had an interesting idea, give someone a Stand and see what happens. Izuku and King Crimson being chosen were an interesting combo and I liked seeing how they developed and grew as they bonded and grew older.But then this started happening *Waves hand at alllllllllllllllllllll the PLUS ULTRA AUTISM* and the quest has just kept going down hill.Sorry to say this Stando, but I'm out, and I hope you managed to find a way to stay entertained writing this.
>>3456860Luckily STANDO’s been doing a good job a tard wrangling so far
Alright, I'm just gonna add in on the write-in. Be sure to make it in character. No, not your version of in character where Izuku is a madman. Rather, the original Izuku with some changes. Jesus christ, this version of Izuku might be madder than his original, but he's also kind of socially inept.I'm tempted to hit Bites Za Dusto and reset everything so that this autism will cease to be, but christ. Not going to reset it now. Just. Please tone it down.
>>3456880It's a bad sign when even STANDO can't handle our autism.
>>3456880Got it, save the 200% fucking maniac shit for Yamikumo
>>3456880>>3456901It makes sense that Yamikumo would be the ultimate mad lad. In rebuilding him to do things that the boss couldn't stomach he probably accidentally ripped out the autism limiter. We'll try and keep the autism at reasonable levels.
I think has long we keep it to comments and greentext STANDO will be able to manage. What is our Deku's personality anyways?
>>3456901Yeah I would have to agree with this. KC is using Yamikuro to vent and contain the autism that has been building up inside Midoriya ever since he went to the Kira manor. But when we get to that point of desperation where we need to bring him out, may god have mercy on whoever woke the primordial diety of autism that is Yamikuro.
>>3456920Based on the quest, a socially inept mover and shaker who wants to dig deep into the mysterious and dangerous places of the world. More than a little bit off his rocker.
>>3456781>>3456782Just dump him near the police in a trash bag
>>3456920An autistic boy with barely any friends who dreams of becoming a great hero one day. I genuinely believe that the autism Deku displayed as a child would have remained intact if he wasn't ruthlessly bullied for not having a quirk. Instead he was bullied for being really fucking weird all the time. But it wasn't as bad considering what happened when that one kid when he tried to beat him up in junior high. Poor bastard, he needed to have 5 surgeries after that. An incident where someone tried to beat him up only to get thoroughly annihilated by KC would have likely made the social isolation even worse. I think that this Midoriya knowing that he has a broken ability like time erasure has made him confident that he will go far in the Hero industry and he will. But the one thing he wants more than in life than to be a hero is to have people in his life that care about him, he wants to try and make everyone around him happy but he is afraid that he will fuck up and be hated for it But that's just autistic speculation on my part
>>3456949Sorry, busy day. I’ve counted the non autistic vote and will return.
>>3456987 Sorry STANDO
>>3456999Even heaven itself repents
>>3456949You come to the stunning realization that you've just knocked out the most notorious serial killer in recent history. Oh god, what are you going to do now? If your mom ever finds out that you ran into the Hero Killer and did not immediately come running home, she'd ground you. Hard. King Crimson manifests from you as it tears out a trash bag from the nearby dumpster, emptying it of it's contents. King Crimson removes a majority of Stain's weaponry, binding his arms tightly with some pieces of metal before he stuffed him into the trashbag, closing it tight. You manage to heft it up with your prodigious strength, but even then, it's too heavy. King Crimson reinforces you with his own body, helping you haul the serial killer in a bag to the local police station. As you walk, your face in the shadows, you dump the bag right close to the wall where it turns to another alleyway. Someone spots you.You erase time, moving away from it, removing you as a suspect in the case that would likely open, searching for the vigilante. You still have some time left in the night before you have to go back home.Where will you go?>Try another alleyway, see if the spear will guide you>Continue going north, eventually find someone who the spear will accept>(Write-In)
>>3457100>Consider that the spear lead you to a big business boardmember and a serial killer/vigilante and decide to maybe just go home and ignore its whims for now
>>3457100>Continue going north, eventually find someone who the spear will acceptThe North Star shall illuminate our fate
>>3457100>Continue going north, eventually find someone who the spear will accept
>>3457100>Look around to see who saw you >After taking a quick look around continue going north, eventually find someone who the spear will accept
>>3457100>Look around to see who saw you >After taking a quick look around continue going north, eventually find someone who the spear will acceptWe need to know who saw us in order to see if they will be a threat.
>>3457100>Look around to see who saw you Dubs suggest the absolute best possible witness to our actions
looks like time is almost up stando is gonna take a sleep soon
>>3457146Frankly, I’m just happy the quest is still solvent
>>3457100>Look around to see who spotted you>>3457145>Post ends in 5 Could it have been the one anointed by fate?
>>3457146Yep, sorry about that. On a side note, I will be able to run for longer tomorrow.
>>3457100>Look around to see who spotted you Please be best girl
>>3457155Before you go to sleep, you're not angry are you?
>>3457165Not at all. Just needed to put my foot down somewhere.
>>3457100>Look around to see who saw youPlease be best girl who is not Toga
>>3457155>Divine dubs >>3457100>>3457200>Synchronized Dubs It's happening
>>3457100>Look around to see who spotted you >>3457202It certainly is anon
>>3457100Changing to only this >>3457200Destiny has plans for us
>>3457100>Continue going north, eventually find someone who the spear will acceptVoted for the autism because I'd rather not given '''Stain''' a stand, and because I'd like to think that some small part of Deku would still balk at killing someone that isn't a nomu of mass destruction. And non-autism write ins have no chance of winning, so might as well go with whatever fits best.
>>3457100>Look around to see who saw you This was the moment prophecised by heaven.
>>3457100>Look around to see who saw you The spear has led us to the true candidate
>>3457100>Look around to see who saw you There are 3 major possibilities for who just saw usIf it's Ingenuim we stab, if it's Toga we knock her out and increase the number of serial killers trashed to two and if it's Mina we use time skip to discreetly give her our phone number
>>3457827>Stab ingenium with spear >He dies because stand potential is stupid>The will of heaven is restored, and our bagging of stain is now rendered irrelevant for timeline purposes
>>3457886At least his death would have looked like him finally succumbing to the wound stain gave him, with Tensei being remembered as the man who gave his life to stop the hero killer. Izuku would still suffer mind crushing grief that will only be magnified when he meets Tenya
>>3457929>implying we don't mind fuck Iida into one of our stand cultists, telling him that it's what his brother would have wanted.
>>3457976We still will put one of the blindfolds on his face for a few minutes and have Fumikage preach zealously of that which lies beyond regardless of whether or not Tensei even gets hit with the spear. But can you Imagine what would happen if the original Ingenium actually got a stand and was given no explanation of what it was or where it came from? Tenya would eventually get wind of a lot of really weird shit going on at UA that shares similarities with what his brother told him. Our first true cultist might be a improvised convert who started putting his head in places that most people shouldn't.
>>3457827Damn that would be smooth if she was actually there>>3458067If you made the choice, who would you induct into the stand cult first?(after the anointed one of course.)
>>3458101Fumikage. He's already well versed in the occult so our actions would be more interesting than upsetting. Another, more important reason is, we desperately need a voice of reason outside of King Crimson.
>>3452368Does someone have the image of DIO giving you the L ?
>>3458136I never knew an image like that was floating around. I would recommend going on /r/ or the jojo thread on /a/. I'm excited to see the edit you are obviously working on.
>>3458154Here you go fag
>>3458202Eliminate the tumblr part and it's golden.
>>3458223You mean like this?
>>3458354Can you make the L fatter?
A gift from Heaven.
>>3458359I gave it my best shot. I removed the tumblr part with ms paint so this is the best I can do.
>>3458370>>3458429You are like a baby, watch this
>>3457131>>3457136>>3457145>>3457154>>3457163>>3457200>>3457217>>3457461>>3457649>>3457827Look around and Go North
>>3458481Just to be sure, you look around yourself and the surrounding area, King Crimson manifesting from you and staying within two meters of you, further adding onto your field of vision. There was no one. Thank god, you think to yourself. If there was anyone who could have seen you, then you have no doubt that your subpar social skills would have landed you in for questioning at best. You just keep going north like you used to. Soon, you'll find the fated person that the spear has chosen and then you can return home and finally sleep. Here's to hoping that fate will get you to your goal. Soon enough, you come across another intersection in the alleys, which obviously leads to several directions. You take the northernmost direction and are rewarded for your efforts. There you see her, that pink skinned girl standing with some of her friends. She's bubbly and active, made obvious by her rapid movements. Oh dear. You're not sure if you can keep yourself together if you were to go say hi to her. What should you do?>Go say hi to her, what's the worst that could happen?>Just ignore her for now, you'll probably find her at UA anyways>(Write-In)
>>3458527>Say Hi It's fucking happening
>>3458527>Just ignore her for now, you'll probably find her at UA anyways
>>3458527>Introduce yourself, without your arrow of course, and use time skip to give her your number
>>3458574USE EPITAPTH todetermin whether or not poking a pinprick into her skin will kill her>>3458527
>>3458527>Go say hi to her, what's the worst that could happen?Just say hi. Let's not fucking stab the guy our boss has a crush on as an introduction, Jesus fucking christ.
>>3458527>Go say hi to her, what's the worst that could happen?The worst that could happen is Toga showing up out of nowhere, but that would lead to her having her spine broken over Mina's knee.
>>3458527>Go say hi to her, what's the worst that could happen?>Use epiaph in coversation so you don't fuck up as badly Why do I feel like we will be rolling 2d20 with the second dice being for Mina's autism?
>>3458527>Go say hi to her, what's the worst that could happen?H A P P E N I N G
Roll a d20 for your attempts at not dropping spaghet.
>>3458527This >>3458640 add >Spend a second praying to god that you don't fuck up >Introduce yourself with "I thought I recognized you from somewhere. The name is Izuku Midoriya, we were in the same round of the UA entrance exam together." Here's hoping it works
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>3458651
>>34586623x5=15 IT IS BLESSED BY HOLY TRIPS
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>3458651
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>3458651
>>3458678OofSpaghettis : spilled
>>3458651It was A single d20, not best of 3
>>3458678SOMEBODY TOUCH A MY SPAGHET
>>3458678spaghet status: spilled
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>3458651
>>3458703>Yfw the autism roll might be for both of them
>>3458765Here's hoping it is.
>>3458765The 20 earlier this thread meant that both of thier collective autism was contained perfectly by both of them noping the fuck out but then immediately regreting it. This is the autistic sling shot from them getting a second chance to meet.
>>3458814Either they're going to seize up at the sight of another so attractive or they're going to kiss.
>>3458703Your efforts were doomed from the very beginning. First, while making your way to the girl, you trip. King Crimson erases time, thus eradicating the time in which you would have tripped, leaping past it. You seemingly teleporting in front of the girl in an attempt to not embarrass yourself goes horribly wrong. You see her turn around, her dark sclera coming into view. Her orange pupils widen in surprise as she stumbles backwards, caught by her friend. Everything starts to go downhill from here. With your face still obscured in shadows, she could not recognize you. You try to salvage situation, opening your mouth to speak several lines that King Crimson sent through your connection in a panic. All that comes out is you stuttering."H-H-Hi.. My-M'name. Name's." The spaghetti is overflowing from your pockets. The girl isn't doing any better. She immediately blushes upon seeing you, what with your abs sticking out of your shuffled suit. In your panic, you didn't realize that the suit hitched up a bit, revealing your rock hard abdominals and defined adonis belt. Her bright pink face turns a shade pinker. You pull down your suit shirt, your face thankfully concealed in the shadows. You know for a fact that your face is completely red, redder than King Crimson's face. You rapidly erase time, slinking away back into the alleyways as you make your way home.You come to realize that somebody's probably laughing at your expense. You don't know or care about the identity of that someone, only that you know for a fact that they exist.You eventually come home, your suit a bit disheveled to see your mother making what appears to be a flower basket. "Welcome Home, Izu-." Mom begins, only to see your blushing face and disheveled look."Izuku? Izuku!? Izuku!" You manage to talk your way out of the situation, changing out of your clothes and returning to bed. The spear is hidden in your closet.What will you do?>Wallow in your own misery>Research some things about the criminal underworld, like the Yakuza>Watch that All Might video once more>(Write-In)
>>3458839>Watch the All-Might video>Research what makes people charismstic and cofident. You can't allow this mistake to happen again.
>>3458839>Do push-ups, sit-ups, and pull-ups until you collapse of exhaustion>Wallow in your misery
>>3458839>Research some things about the criminal underworld, like the YakuzaMaybe trying to find out more about diavolo's computer could take our mind off of autism.
>>3458839>Put on the blindfold and try to project your mind to gain insight on how she felt in that moment We must go beyond and find the truth.
>>3458839>>Research some things about the criminal underworld, like the Yakuza>>Keep an eye on the news. See if they reveal the capture of Stain.
>>3458839>Find a wholesome muscle girl doujin
>>3458839This >>3458869Also have KC console Izuku somewhat. Doppio was also an autist, remember?
>>3458862Supporting, purification by wheyfus was actually a viable option that almost happened before we went in head first to rebuild Yamikumo. This lampshade clearly serves as a conduit for human perception that enhances it to higher dimensional levels. If we can't get a veiw if Mina's past thoughts we might get a view of her present ones.
The vote will be open for 30 more minutes.
>>3458922HEAVEN HAS REVEALED THE LAMP'S TRUE POWER, SUPPORT!!!!!! WE WILL KEEP IZUKU'S IDEALS INTACT!!!!
>>3458839>>3458862>>3458922>Izuku in his sadness has found the strength to go beyond, not letting a stumble in his destiny get him down and to push forward no matter what >"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME WITH MY AUTISM UNIVERSE!!! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!!" >Puts blindfold on
>>3458922Supporting, We have the power of god and wheyfus on our side https://youtu.be/GChbMAAHIJs
>>3458839>>3458922>>3458955Supporting This is the true power of heaven, when life throws it's worst at our boy the skies open to show him the path ahead, there will to no despair when the sun rises, only the ambition to create a better tomorrow.
>>3458862>>3458922>>3458955While I would normally be against the use of a blindfold if higher dimensional perception to violate the privacy of a person's thoughts. Today I say fuck it our boy needs some hope
>>3458995This feels stupid, and it sounds stupid, but you just don't care anymore. With misery on your mind, you open up your drawer, digging through the All Might merchandise as you remove one of the blindfolds from it. Your hands shaking, you gingerly wrap the thing around your eyes and open them.You see a great landscape of swirling colors, impossible geometries and things that are hard to wrap your head around. You feel yourself sinking into your seat as you release a sigh of relief, slowly sinking into the gnashing chaos that the blindfold shows you. You can't really direct the flow of thoughts and other such nonsense beyond the blindfold, but it at least calms you down. Enough to the point where you remove the blindfold, the real world a dizzying and blinding place. You blink rapidly as your senses come back to you. King Crimson hides the blindfold away and closes the drawer as you regain your bearings. That sure was an experience. You couldn't really discern much from that mind numbing blast of different colors and possibly heaven, but who knows. The mind numbing effects of it have made your experience of misery and embarrassment a completely distant thought.Now that you've regained your senses, what will you do?>Research the criminal underworld of Japan, that of the Yakuza and those who came before All Might's time>Take a short nap>Look up something completely random>(Write-In)
>>3459034>Fap to the most wholesome muscle girl doujin you can find
>>3459034>Go to bed. Damn its likely past midnight and Izuku is not an Anon.
>>3459034>Take a short nap
>>3459034>Research the criminal underworld of Japan, that of the Yakuza and those who came before All Might's timeWE CAN'T KEEP IGNORING THE HOOK THAT STANDO DANGLES RIGHT IN FRONT OF US EVERY TIME, DAMN ITFOLLOW YOUR DESTINY, FOOLS
>>3459034>Research the criminal underworld of Japan, that of the Yakuza and those who came before All Might's time
>>3459034>>3459034>Fap to the most wholesome muscle girl doujin you can findLooks like Hori just killed off toga and referenced Italian sculpture. We defiantly tainted the pool of wishing energy with our memes.
>>3459034>Fap to the most wholesome muscle girl doujin you can find>>3459053Can confirm, we did it bros
30 more minutes until vote closes.
>>3459034>Fap to the most wholesome muscle girl doujin you can findHe reads them for the cute slice of life content sometimes>>3459053>>3459060Based Hori
On the topic of wholesome doujins. . . Any recommendations?
>>3459034>Fap to the most wholesome muscle girl doujin you can find>>3459093I wish I had something for you brah. Nowadays such a pure gem is buried under mountains of NTR and...more..unsavory and gay things. I remember hearing about this one tomboy doujin that was supposedly so pure that you could not physically fap to it. Missionary position, hand holding, eye contact, the works. But what really got me was the dialog from that cropped image "Fetishes are part of what make you who you are. I could never stop loving you because of that." god I wish I knew where to find it.
>>3459114I remember finding that one a few years back. I had forgotten about it until I remembered that line. What struck me about that one is that it wasn't a story about two people having sex. It was a story about two people in love opening up to each other physically and emotionally. I feel like shit that I don't remember the name.
>>3459129You decide that you might as well relax after such a harrowing experience with that girl. You know for a fact that you messed up whatever chance at getting a good first impression on the girl you may have had, so you've decided that you'll take a small break.Soon enough, you look through hundreds, if not thousands of Doujins on that one website you frequent, eventually finding a nice and wholesome one. With a box of tissues in one hand, you go at it for a while. It is done.You have finished with your business, feeling much better now that you've released all of your pent up frustration. Tonight has been fruitless so far. There's is nobody who is worthy of the spear. That you understand. It frustrates you to no end, that the only people that it found worthy were those of dubious moral character. Nonetheless, you're sure to find someone eventually.What will you do?>Research the criminal underground of Tokyo, using King Crimson's contacts>Go out and eat dinner>(Write-In)
>>3459164>Go out and eat dinner LET'S GO EAT ITALIAN FOOD!!!!!! Holy shit tonight has been filled with so many happenings
>>3459164>Research the criminal underground of Tokyo, using King Crimson's contactsWe can’t ignore this hook forever
>>3459164>Go out and eat dinner >>3459166The question is can pearl jam heal disappointment and feelings of low self worth.
>>3459164>Go out and eat dinner
>>3459164>Research Tokyo UndergroundI'm convienced that everyone wants to see how long until STANDO forces us to take this option
>>3459164>Go out and eat dinner >Invite your friends It would be good to get Deku some socialization after the fucking train wreck he just experienced >>3459166Since digits confirm pearl jam let's hope Bakugo doesn't destroy the restaurant when weird stuff starts happening
>>3459182Supporting bringing the gang along
>>3459164>Go out and eat dinner with your friends
>>3459164>Go out and eat dinner with your friends I hope that pearl jam will get our fapping arm back up to 100% but let us keep the cool scars.
I'll let the vote continue until tomorrow 4 PM. Sorry about that. It's getting late here.
>>3459182This>>3459134>>3459114Is it Ushino Kandume? AKA You Love, You Lose?
>>3459164>Go out and eat dinner with your friends >>3459166>>3459200>>3459411Bakugo will be dun spooked by magic food.
>>3459164>Go out and eat dinner with your friends >>3459166>>3459200>>3459411I wonder if Toga got a sandwich there after we yeeted her out our window
>>3459166>>3459169>>3459174>>3459182>>3459185>>3459187>>3459190>>3459198>>3459200>>3459352>>3459411>>3459536>>3459656Let's Go Eat Italian!
>>3460496Gee I wonder who we'll come across tonight?
>>3460496I WONDER WHO
>>3460566BOY THOSE DUBS Synchronized WITH THE FIRST VOTE ARE CERTAINLY SUSPICIOUS, TOO BAD WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN
>>3460496You crave Italian food. Not the kind that your mom makes, but the real kind, the one found in restaurants owned by real Italian chefs who moved to here in Japan in order to find a better life. You'll have to get your friends out with you too, since eating out at a restaurant is often a social activity. You know for a fact that Fumikage has moved to Musutafu from Shizuoka a year or two ago due to his father's work. Mineta also happens to live in Musutafu as well.Bakugo is your neighbor. You can call them all right now to see if they're available, but first, you must find a suitable Italian restaurant. King Crimson immediately gets to work, searching through your laptop at a neck breaking speed. Eventually, King Crimson narrows down the results to three restaurants. >Volpe's Eatery: Opened about a decade ago, this Italian restaurant specializes in Neapolitan food and other southern Italian cuisine. It's owner and founder is named Antonio Volpe, who is from what you hear a pre-eminent chef when it comes to Italian Cuisine. The restaurant is also relatively cheap as well, which means that you could go with your friends. >Giovanni's Pizzeria: An Italian Restaurant that opened approximately five years ago, a pizzeria to be exact. The owner is named Giovanni da Correggio, and as the name suggests, the restaurant specializes in Pizza. From what you know, it's mostly northern Italian cuisine. The quality of the dishes are good, the prices cheap. However, the restaurant does seem to be popular, which means that you'll have to likely get a reservation.>La Primo: A fine Italian restaurant that has been open for about 20 years, the owner and founder's name being Benito Bruno. The restaurant specializes in middle Italian cuisine, the same place where Rome was built and still stands today. It's expensive, which means that it'll take a large chunk out of your budget, but from what you've heard, the quality of the food is immense. It is also likely that you'll need to make a reservation to even get a table there.
>>3460574>Volpe's Eatery: Opened about a decade ago, this Italian restaurant specializes in Neapolitan food and other southern Italian cuisine. It's owner and founder is named Antonio Volpe, who is from what you hear a pre-eminent chef when it comes to Italian Cuisine. The restaurant is also relatively cheap as well, which means that you could go with your friends.
>>3460574>Volpe's Eatery: Opened about a decade ago, this Italian restaurant specializes in Neapolitan food and other southern Italian cuisine. It's owner and founder is named Antonio Volpe, who is from what you hear a pre-eminent chef when it comes to Italian Cuisine. The restaurant is also relatively cheap as well, which means that you could go with your friends.We need a place that can scale up as the gang gets bigger, I think this is our best option.
>>3460574>Volpe's Eatery: Opened about a decade ago, this Italian restaurant specializes in Neapolitan food and other southern Italian cuisine. It's owner and founder is named Antonio Volpe, who is from what you hear a pre-eminent chef when it comes to Italian Cuisine. The restaurant is also relatively cheap as well, which means that you could go with your friends. The food is cheap, there are no reservations needed and the man has a passion for his craft,this is definitely the best option.
>>3460574>Volpe's Eatery: Opened about a decade ago, this Italian restaurant specializes in Neapolitan food and other southern Italian cuisine. It's owner and founder is named Antonio Volpe, who is from what you hear a pre-eminent chef when it comes to Italian Cuisine. The restaurant is also relatively cheap as well, which means that you could go with your friends. It can be a regular outing place too, since it's cheap.Also thank you STANDO for referencing best JoJo LN
>>3460574>Volpe's Eatery: Opened about a decade ago, this Italian restaurant specializes in Neapolitan food and other southern Italian cuisine. It's owner and founder is named Antonio Volpe, who is from what you hear a pre-eminent chef when it comes to Italian Cuisine. The restaurant is also relatively cheap as well, which means that you could go with your friends.We'll claim this place as our own.
>>3460574>Volpe's Eatery: Opened about a decade ago, this Italian restaurant specializes in Neapolitan food and other southern Italian cuisine. It's owner and founder is named Antonio Volpe, who is from what you hear a pre-eminent chef when it comes to Italian Cuisine. The restaurant is also relatively cheap as well, which means that you could go with your friends. For those who haven't heard about purple haze feedback, Antonio Vople is Tonio's true name. The reason his father disowned him is because he experimented with other quzine that was either not classy enough or outright not Italian. This man is an elder god of cooking that manifested a stand from a raw, unyielding desire to perfect his art form. We are getting food that will make La Primo taste like rancid dog shit in comparison.
>>3460574>Volpe's Eatery: Opened about a decade ago, this Italian restaurant specializes in Neapolitan food and other southern Italian cuisine. It's owner and founder is named Antonio Volpe, who is from what you hear a pre-eminent chef when it comes to Italian Cuisine. The restaurant is also relatively cheap as well, which means that you could go with your friends.Should we take the spear too? Concealed of course
>>3460574 #>Volpe's Eatery: Opened about a decade ago, this Italian restaurant specializes in Neapolitan food and other southern Italian cuisine. It's owner and founder is named Antonio Volpe, who is from what you hear a pre-eminent chef when it comes to Italian Cuisine. The restaurant is also relatively cheap as well, which means that you could go with your friends. >>3460653Absolutely not, we are only going to stab people that we know and trust, after a series of proprietary preparation rituals, in a secret dungeon KC dug out with a spoon.
>>3460716Volpe's Eatery, a rather new and somewhat enigmatic Italian restaurant that's about 30 minutes away through walking near your home. You get up, informing your mom that you're going to go out with some friends tonight. To your surprise, your Mom let you go, almost crying tears of joy when she found out that her son, ever the outcast was going to go out with some friends that weren't either Bakugo or his family. She made sure that you didn't forget anything, even your napkin. You make sure to call up your friends in order to make sure that they were available. Bakugo didn't really have anything to do except to study and improve himself. Mineta of course had free time. Tokoyami also had nothing in his schedule. First, you pick up Kacchan. Seeing as he's your neighbor, that goes by smoothly. He's dressed in his usual casual attire, black sweatpants, black shirt and white sneakers. You yourself are dressed in your suit. Then you meet up with Mineta at the local train station, the short grape haired boy made more notable by his large and menacing Stand. Finally, you meet up with Tokoyami by the local occult shop. He walks out wearing a black hoodie and khaki colored pants. Soon enough, the four of you make it to the restaurant, Volpe's Eatery. The outsides of it is dull and modern, resembling many of it's fellow neighboring buildings in the urban sprawl that is Tokyo. There's a sign outside that simply says "The Costumer will decide the menu." How enigmatic. Otherwise, there's a sign above that says Volpe's Eatery in a flowery and well decorated script. What will you do?>Enter the restaurant>Chat and catch up>(Write-In)
>>3460780>Enter the restaurant >"Hey Kachan, today I put Stain in a garbage bag. I'm not bullshiting you, it will be on the news tomorrow."
>>3460780>Enter the restaurant We're taking them back home to see if they're one of the chosen!
>>3460780>>Enter the restaurant"Ohhhhhh, mysterious~"
>>3460780>Enter the restaurant>"Hey kacchan I heard stain was arrested and they say that he was in a trash bag."
>>3460780Enter the restaurant
>>3460780>Enter the restaurant>"Hey kacchan I heard stain was arrested and they say that he was in a trash bag."Major arrests like this will not have information released about them until at least 24 hours later, the fact that we even know this should make him suspicious that we did it.
>>3460780>Enter the restaurant>"Hey kacchan I heard stain was arrested and they say that he was in a trash bag.">"Can you imagine the balls of steel that ABSOLUTE MAD LAD must have had?" >"I hope we find out who did it one day, I wanna be just like him."Insert a large number of winks, finger guns and bizarre, exaggerated facial expressions.
oh yeah stain might expect us that we have something more than we let on of our BOLD quirkhe is gonna be confused as fuck when he reads our quirk description at least he works alone so hopefully he doesn't spread it
>>3460810>>3460800>>3460783>>3460849I don't know guys, Izuku doesn't seem the type to have this big a mouth. I'm pretty sure KC would slap us up side the head for talking too much.
>>3460872yeah he doesn't does he
>>3460877He can atleast try to act it, until Crimson King shuts him up for looking stupid.
>>3460868Stain doesn't even know our face, let alone our name. He won't be able to track us easily.
>>3460868Our Quirk description is legally marked as a telekinetic force that is just Inko's quirk but stronger. Our ability to erase time is something that not even Bakugo knows. Stain is probably freaking out in jail trying to conceptualize how in the fuck we were able to dodge like that.
While waiting for Stando to get back let's get some good autism going. Since it is confirmed Bakugo is a titties man and Deku needs no further introduction of his...tastes..what do you think the "interests" of the rest of 1-A are?
>>3460783>>3460785>>3460793>>3460800>>3460801>>3460803>>3460810>>3460849Enter the restaurant
>>3460780>Chat and catch up
>>3460960Mineta will fuck anything that presents itself.Fumikage is a man of culture and only entertains the mear idea of interest for women with thighs.>>3460967Denial is Eraser Head's fetish
>>3460963Without any further notice, you enter restaurant. Kacchan notices and almost buts in to first place, but you are too quickly. He grumbles, accepting his place as the second one to enter. Mineta soon follows Kacchan, Tokoyami entering last. The aesthetics of the restaurant can be described as cozy, what with the lit candles lighting the area, the yellowed seemingly aged walls, the classic Italian paintings hanging from the walls. There are several tables around, each with about four chairs. The kitchenware looks nice. The restaurant seems to be completely empty, which is a bit unusual from what you've heard of the place. Soon, a rather tall Italian man steps out from the kitchen, his shoes clacking against the tiled stone floor. "Four tonight?" Presumably Antonio Volpe says, pulling out the chairs for you. "Come, have a seat." Kacchan only 'tchs', pulling out his own chair for himself as he takes a seat. The others are not as rude, graciously taking a seat. You also happen to count among those who are not rude, thanking the chef with a bit of Italian you learned from King Crimson. "Grazie Signore." You say, hopefully not butchering the pronunciation too much. "Ah, you know Italian as well?" The man, says in Japanese with foreigner's accent. What do you reply with?>Drop spaghet>Ask King Crimson for help>(Write-in)
>>3461002>Drop spaghet >>3460960In seating order>Yuga Aoyama: Piss>Mina Ashido: Hand holding, eye contact, cuddling >Tsuyu Asui: Back Holes>Tenya Iida: High endurance >Ochaco Uraraka: NTR>Mashirao Ojiro: Tail fluffing>Denki Kaminari: White Women >Eijioro Kirshima: ???>Koji Koda: He is a pure boy, he knows not of the sin of man >Rikido Saito: Thicc >Mezo Shoji: Tentacle,but only with his >Kyoka Jrio: Electrostimulation >Hanta Sero: Bondage>Fumikage Tokoyami: Ghost pussy >Shoto Todoroki: He doesn't think about those things>Toru Hagakure: Exhibitionism>Katsuki Bakugo: Titties >Izuku Midoriya: Muscle Girls>Minoru Mineta: It is hard to tell what his true fetish is but his most frequently read doujin is "I had sex with a truck that transported me to another world where I cheated on my royal elven wife(male) by impregnating a floor tile">Momo Yaoyorozu: Height difference
>>3461002>Ask King Crimson for helpI wonder if Deku ever feels a bit of nationalism for Italy
>>3461002>Ask King Crimson for help
>>3461002>Ask King Crimson for help>>3461005>Tsuyu Asui: Back HolesFroppy is the most fucked up student in UA
>>3461002>Ask King Crimson for helpInb4 we see Pearl Jam doing some wacky shit and panic-switch to Yamikumo
>>3461002>Ask King Crimson for helpPIZZA MOZZARELLAELLAELLAELLAELLAELLAELLAELLA>Izuku.exe has stopped responding
>>3461002>Ask King Crimson for help >>3461005>Aoyama becomes piss anon in /hav/'s UA general after Mina kicks his ass in the sports festival Deepest lore
>>3461038Tonio does not have Pearl Jam this timeline. Pearl Jam is not a Remnant Stand unless STANDO has changed the rules (if there were any at all about that). Although him having a different Stand from Pearl Jam this timeline is not out of the question.
>>3461053It is likely that he went through the same journey of culinary self discovery that he did in the original universe. The conditions where his stand manifested still happened exactly like they did in the original timeline.
>>3461100Nice twin set of dubs there. I guess he gained a Stand that isn't Pearl Jam but has similar power potential?
>>3461002>Ask King Crimson for help >>3461100Checked, prepare for Bakugo spookage
>>3461111Izuku is going to see something he never thought he'd see, Bakugo experiencing pants shitting terror.
>>3461100>>3461111No questions about it now, we are definitely getting pearl jam food tonight.
>>3461009>>3461028>>3461030>>3461038>>3461042>>3461052Ask King Crimson for help.
>>3461136You freeze for a moment, your cracked and fractured pupils dilating as you silently ask King Crimson for help through your connection. Before you know it, your mouth is moving and a what seems to be a whole jumble of words pile out from your mouth. Antonio's eyes widen in delight as he begins to rapidly shoot back what seems to be an extremely complex and fast line of multiple words. He also gesticulates heavily with one hand, something that King Crimson does not do.Soon, Antonio picks up your hand, looking at it."Your right arm's muscles have been heavily strained and damaged from a large impact. You have an upset stomach and you are tired." Everything that the man said was true. How? Antonio for a brief moment while reading your hands stops, as if he saw something and was about to bring notice to it before he thought otherwise. "What the fuck." Kacchan says as Antonio proceeded to read Tokoyami's hands next, stating that he had insomnia, an inflamed intestinal wall and a sprain in his right wrist. These word were all proven true by Tokoyami's surprised squawk. Mineta's palms are read next. He is apparently dehydrated, he has too many hormones and that his bowel movements have been inconsistent. Mineta gasps in shock. But then he pops off one of his hair balls, revealing that it wasn't very sticky at all.Antonio begins to move towards Kacchan, as if to read his hands. Kacchan looks aggressive. What do you do?>Try and calm down Kacchan before he starts an incident>Let Kacchan react and see what happens>(Write-In)
>>3461159>"Quit being such a fucking bitch Kachan it's just a palm reading, grow a pair."
>>3461159>Try and calm down Kacchan before he starts an incident
>>3461159>Let Kacchan react and see what happens
>>3461159>>3461161Based, supportingLooks the Italian atmosphere is bringing out the Doppio in himadd>Call him a pussy untill he takes the hand reading
>>3461159>>3461161>>3461169Peer pressure is a great way to get him to do it add>Try to get the rest of the table to start chanting "pussy pussy pussy" over and over until he does it He's probably self-conscious about the dick rash he has from jacking off with his palm sweat literally igniting on his dick
>>3461179>Supporting, but call him a coward instead. There's an adult in the room
>>3461161>>3461169>>3461179The best way to get Bakugo to do something is to say he is a bitch if he doesn't do it, supporting
>>3461179Supporting >>3461186Bakugo literally said the word fuck seconds ago,I think it is more than reasonable to bring out the big guns. Besides the word coward wouldn't be strong enough to work on him.
The vote will be open until tomorrow at 4 PM.
>>3461179Supporting, no bitching out for anyone
>>3461179This, he a bitch.
>>3461159>Try and calm down Kacchan before he starts an incidentOr else we'll tell his mom that he made a scene at the restaurant.
>>3461179Kek supporting Add >>3461446's suggestion by saying >"Are you going to cause an incident in this restaurant because you are too much of a whiney fuck boy to get some fortune telling? Your mother would have slapped you by now."
Have we even gotten our acceptance/refusal letter yet? Like, we're hanging with the bois on the basis we get in... worse comes to worse wr can pull a King Crimson and delete the timeline where we're refused...
>>3461159this >>3461179 and this >>3461446
>Make sure your write-ins are IC
>>3461515How could you say that anon, Deku can have friends if he doesn't go to UA. But seriously though, there is no way in hell we are not getting in, unlike the original timeline where Midoriya spen a majority of the entrance exam running around screaming like a chicken with his head cut off, our boy was kicking ass and taking names from the starting gun. Even though he had enough points to pass we still decided to go after the 0-pointer for no other reason than to satisfy Deku's raging combat boner, by going inside it and sodomizing the internal components, before literally dancing as the several story death machine combusted around him. The UA faculty after seeing such a display of mad laddery combined with the fact Izuku did not even get a wrinkle in his suit the entire exam, probably has them terrified for what would happen if this force of nature did not become a hero. In the one time that Stando answered questions he confirmed that All Might took interest in our performance in the exam. But the digits last thread confirmed that while doing a background check on him, All Might bore witness to the horrific autism that Midoriya possesses. Right now the faculty is currently dying inside as they prepare for the coming of the autism king.
>>3461533He did have King Crimsion active Italian mode, it could still be active. >>3461547Even after getting leading quirk scientists involved they still have no idea how King Crimsion works.
>>3461547>the Court of the Autismo King
>>3461547The purple piper plays his tune, The choir softly sing;Three lullabies in an ancient tongueFor the Court of the 'Tism King
>>3461547>Aoyama: Autistic, extremely lethal quirk >Mina: Autistic, extremely leathal quirk >Tsuyu: Lawfag, quirk excellent for restraining targets >Iida: sternly supports protocol(at least until we get to him) quirk perfect for chasing down a stray autist >Ochaco: Very stable, quirk can stop an autism outburst easily >Ojiro: Normal >Kaminari: Autistic, extremely leathal quirk >Kirishima: Autistic,his quirk makes him impossible to restrain without the right quirks >Koda: Autistic >Saito: Extremely leathal quirk that gives him autistim when he uses it >Shoji: Pretty normal, regeneration allows him to take bigger risks when restraining autists >Jiro: Normalish, quirk has great uses in non-leathal area of effect crowd control >Sero: Semi-autisic but has a great restraint quirk >Fumikage: Extremely autistic has a quirk that goes apeshit from time to time>Todoroki: Has an amazing autism restraint quirk but also slightly autistic himself >Hagakure: quirk perfect for discretely monitering autism >Bakugo:Extremely Autisic, extremely leathal quirk and prone to fits of violence >Midoriya:Autism that surpasses all scientific classification and a stupidly leathal "quirk" that can kill you before you even realize it >Mineta:Autisic but has the best restraint quirk in class >Momo: basically retarded but possess a quirk that could create gold and destroy economies or create nuclear weapons.>Aizawa: has an incredibly high rate of expulsion and is known for being more strict than any other teacher at UA >1-B having nowhere near the number of autists with the ones they do gave being extremely minor >The quirks of other classes being nowhere near as deadly >Everyone in 1-B saying that 1-A won even the matches they lost during joint training. Has 1-A been the designated autism containment class the entire time?
>>3461739Likely the more powerful a quirk, the more autistic they are. Also if you wanted to be a hero you are already autistic since there are much better ways to use quirks like literally creating anything you want. I mean, she could make custom parts for machines that cost millions!
>>3461739There's even more evidence for this >Aizawa's entire fighting style is based around capture, not even mentioning his quirk >Present Mic is a more extreme version of Jiro when it comes to sound based pacification>All Might is mostly there for his own reasons but he has controlled autism>Cemetoss can literally just instantly turn a piece of the room into a containment cell if things get too out of control>Midnight is eye candy to keep thee more rowdy guys pacified and can just knock everyone out with her quirk if she needs to >Ectoplasm can spam clones to throw at the students until they tire themselves out Literally every teacher in 1-A is specialized in autism control in one way or another
>>3461920 A-1 stands for Autism-1 containment facility.Our boy is about to break the tard wranglers.
>>3461159>Try to use peer pressure to get Bakugo to comply >>3461739>>3461920We have reached levels of deep lore that should not even be possible >>3461005I wont forgive the depraved fuck who made this, he forgot the nicknames>Yuga "Give me some tinkle if you want some sprinkles" Aoyama>Mina "Only a pure man for the Kure clan" Ahsido >Tsuyu "My fetish has single-handedly made people genuinely reconsider the notion that mutants are human." Asui>Tenya "Win the asphalt fight to get the green light" Iida>Ochaco "I'll give the suck like a good cuck" Uraraka>Mashirao "massage the skin if you want my kin" Ojiro >Denki "White and fine, get on my line" Kaminari >Eijioro "Give this rock some cock" Kirishama >Rikido "I want a plump rump" Saito>Mezo "You knowing where I going" Shoji>Kyoka "Zap and tap" Jiro>Hanta "Wrap you up like Santa" Sero>Fumikage "Dying for thighs" Tokoyami>Toru "It's only lewd if it's nude." Hagakure >Katsuki "take off a spedo for torpedoes" Bakugo>Izuku "So what if you have a big rack, show me a ripped back" Midoriya >Minoru "Only a ho, who let anything go" Mineta >Momo "/ss/ is the best" Momo Yoayorozu >Ushi "I prefer the ilk who want some milk" Walker
>>3461159>Try to use peer pressure to get Bakugo to comply>>3461005>>3462063You know the more I look at this the more it starts to make sense.>Most of them hold some basis in each of thier individual quirks which seems accurate since quirks are natural extensions of the human body >Yuga was shown as a timid boy in his youth who likely peed himself frequently >Mina on the surface is a complete Gayru but in actuality is hiding her autism and boyishness behind a thin layer of "normal girl stuff" and just wants to snuggle up with a hot guy who can loves her for who she really is >Jiro spilled water on her computer while her ear jack was plugged in and enjoyed the jolt it gave her >Sero wanted to become a hero to fulfill his fantasy of tying up villainesses There are some truly inexplicable ones like back holes and NTR but most of them actually work. How do autistic memes like this give 1-A more character depth than Hori does?
>>3462063I dont know what it does, but her stand NEEDS to be called ｢BIG IRON｣
>>3462209Because hori isnt as connected to ｢HEAVEN｣ as we are
>>3462211Ushi is canon now, good times and bullying of Bakugo were had by all.
>>3462410Fuck, do you think we could actually get a cameo from her?
EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
>>3462410>>3462419>Quest crossoversReally, astonishing, absolutely, just terrible idea. I’ve seen like two instances, and they both were terrible. Let it be boys.
Rolled 2 (1d2)>>3461161>>3461169>>3461179>>3461186>>3461190>>3461197>>3461213>>3461309Going full Doppio>>3461167>>3461319>>3461445>>3461446>>3461465>>3461503>>3461509>>3461530Trying to calm down KacchanRolling to see who wins
>>3462873Calming down Kacchan it is
>>3462879Darn. Not so blessed this time after all.
>>3462211>>3462410>>3462866Heaven has confirmed that ushi is canon and absolutely refuses to be a part of the plot
>>3462904Maybe the most autistic, and usually volatile option Isn't always the best?I've had some serious hype and Insane laughter from the autism In this quest but maybe going 100% autism, 100% of the time Is detrimental rather than beneficial?
>>3462866I would never want it to be an actual crossover where a separate thread controls her actions,Ushi would just exist in this quest's timeline as a side character.
>>3462934>maybe going 100% autism, 100% of the time Is detrimental rather than beneficial?See >>3456880 It made STANDO consider Bites the Dust-ing this entire quest. I think it's safe to say that there's a LIMIT to this shit
>>3462964I'm with you on that, but should calling bakugo a bitch really be the point we draw the line?
>>3462990Yea I agree, there are actions Deku wouldn't take such as randomly pissing in stain's mouth. But social retardation is definitely fine.
>>3462879"Kacchan. Let him. It's harmless." You say, your voice echoing through the tense and relatively silent restaurant. Kacchan looks at you with an incredulous expression, his expression twisting into anger. He raises his hand towards you, as if to use his quirk but you cut him off."Kacchan, are you going to cause an incident in this restaurant and get us kicked out because you couldn't handle a bit of hand reading like a little bitch?" Your voice is completely neutral as you pick up a drink glass, looking over it with your hand. Kacchan looks like he's about to complain but relents. He 'tch's loudly, huffing before he practically tosses his hand to the chef. Antonio Volpe looks bemused, but picks up his hand and begins to read it anyways."It seems that you have some latent scarring beneath your muscle tissue, especially around the arms and back. Your groin has bee-" Bakugo cuts him off."Alright, that's enough talkin'." You hear Bakugo say before he takes a seat. Antonio Volpe now looks amused, but bows anyways. He picks up a pitcher, beginning to fill your glasses, one by one. "Now, where's the menu?" Mineta says, looking idly into his phone as he seems to be doing something. His stand is gone, likely having receded into him. "There is none. It depends on the customer." Antonio explains. "Makes sense I guess." Mineta says, looking around before he turns his attention to his phone. "Please wait, as I will be preparing the meal." Antonio says, before he vanishes into the archway that presumably lead into the kitchen. Now that the chef is off presumably cooking, what will you do?>Drink the water>Chat with your friends >Look around with King Crimson>(Write-In)
>>3463009>Chat with your friends
>>3463009>Drink the water>Chat with your friends
>>3463009>Chat,while taking a sip or two of the water in the pauses in conversation Social drinking is par and parcel with an Italian meal
>>3463009>Talk while taking a drink from time to time >>3463000Truer words have never been spoken
>>3462934I think we should ask ourselves, "But what are the consequences of this and do I want to deal with them" when considering Heaven's choice.
>>3463009>Drink and Talk >"Where would you have gotten scars on your back?">"Before you ask, I messed up my arm punching an angry meatball in a dark alleyway."
>>3463009>Drink and talk >>3463198The kinky bastard has an offical midnight replica whip that he flogs himself with when he jacks off doesn't he?
>>3463009>Drink and talk >Have a mature and intellectual conversation on the philosophical arguments of your fetishes,while giving respect to each other's opions and feelingsIt will probably end up like the philosophy skit in this video minus the part about hamburgers https://youtu.be/jykKQbikNig
>>3463026Etiquette is importantsupport.
>>3463009>Chat,while taking a sip or two of the water in the pauses in conversation >Have a mature and intellectual conversation on the philosophical arguments of your fetishes,while giving respect to each other's opions and feelingsThe most blessed and sophisticated option
>>3463009>Chat,while taking a sip or two of the water in the pauses in conversation >Have a mature and intellectual conversation on the philosophical arguments of your fetishes,while giving respect to each other's opions and feelingsThe perfect opportunity to enjoy the water would be while one person explains the details of thier philosophy. This conversation will be the echoes of those held by the highest of Roman nobility.
>>3463009>Chat,while taking a sip or two of the water in the pauses in conversation >Have a mature and intellectual conversation on the philosophical arguments of your fetishes,while giving respect to each other's opinions and feelingsDespite it's absurd premise, I believe this conversation will serve as a way for them to bond as men. As a wise man once said."Through dick, unity"-Anonymous
>>3463350This can go two ways.Either we'll be further isolated as a strange and social indenpt man.Or forge closer bonds with our comrades as men.
>>3463009>Chat,while taking a sip or two of the water in the pauses in conversation >Have a mature and intellectual conversation on the philosophical arguments of your fetishes,while giving respect to each other's opinions and feelingsMineta never thought he would ever be able to talk about it and Fumikage is huge philosophy guy and probably has a long and autistic explanation for his. Bakugo is the only wild card here, but I'm sure once things continue going in a calm and methodical manner despite his outbursts he would probably join in. In discussions of one's human desires perhaps one can find something in themselves.
>>3463009>Chat,while taking a sip or two of the water in the pauses in conversation >Have a mature and intellectual conversation on the philosophical arguments of your fetishes,while giving respect to each other's opinions and feelingsI feel like this will end in everyone shedding manly tears, only for the stand to kick in.
>>3463009Changing to >Chat,while taking a sip or two of the water in the pauses in conversation >Have a mature and intellectual conversation on the philosophical arguments of your fetishes,while giving respect to each other's opinions and feelings>>3463411>"Kachan, I feel like even though I got built natty I'm still a failure.">"I'm still a pathetic autist and I'm doomed to be alone forever." >"I made the biggest fuckup of my life tonight and now I'll never have a second chance.">Bakugo Hugs Midoriya >"YOU DID WHAT, MOST OF US NEVER COULD, YOU FOUND THE PERSON IN LIFE THAT IS DESTINED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!!">"DON'T EVER GIVE UP ON YOURSELF LIKE THAT!!!">"I want you to know that all of us are here for you and we are no homo.">"When you get to UA I want you to walk up to her and make me proud.">"T-thank you Kachan">Both of them start bawling their eyes out into each other's shoulders
>>3463447https://youtu.be/KJJn8WAqhnoAnd thus, Izuku and Katsuki through a conversation about their fetishes in the middle of an Italian resultant went from the left side of this image to the right. Now brothers bound by their very soul.
>>3463411>>3463447Supporting I came here expecting Bakugo to get humorously spooked and for us to get a few jabs at him. I never expected that pearl jam would heal the one part of him that a quirk never could, his soul
>>3463551Heaven works in mysterious ways
>>3463009 #>Chat,while taking a sip or two of the water in the pauses in conversation >Have a mature and intellectual conversation on the philosophical arguments of your fetishes,while giving respect to each other's opinions and feelingsI know this might be asking too much, but would you be okay with doing a double length post? This is a really special moment for the gang, and I want everyone to have a chance to fully open up and bond with each other as bros.
>>3463613I feel ya, but it's a bit rude to ask something like that
STANDO? You still here?
>>3463868Sorry, I was busy today. I'll count the vote.>>3463015>>3463026>>3463029>>3463031>>3463043>>3463061>>3463153>>3463187>>3463198>>3463208>>3463266>>3463273>>3463312>>3463328>>3463350>>3463385>>3463411>>3463447Drink and talk
>>3463937You take a sip from your cup, the clear water going down your throat. This water is good. No, it's better than good. It's delicious. Your thoughts are echoed when Mineta takes a sip, only to look at his glass and take a deeper gulp."Man, this water's real good." He says, that which you agree upon. Kacchan is the next one to take a sip. "Holy fuck, this water's the shit." Kacchan mutters, slowing down his sips so as to prolong the amount he had in his cup.Tokoyami simply opens his beak-like mouth, submerging the top half into the water as he drinks from the cup. The bird boy begins to start crying tears of joy. Mineta's skin looks quite a bit shinier than usual. Is that sweat?"Hey bird, why the fuck are you crying? Is the water really that good you fuckin' pussy?" Kacchan says, taking another sip. "T-T-This pure w-water f-from the very heavens has purified my soul." Is the only thing that Tokoyami says in between sniffling gasps, as a river of tears streams down his face. His quirk also happens to have manifested itself, and it's crying as well. In fact, he's crying so much that his eyes begin to deflate before your very eyes. It seems that other than Mineta, you're the only who notices. Just then, Tokoyami's eyes reinflate, looking hale and healthy. "This heavenly elixir has restored all of my vitality!" Tokoyami declares with much more vigor than he had earlier today.Mineta begins to wipe his wet brow, only for his hand to be covered in blood. His skin has sloughed off. Mineta's eyes widen. Your own pupils dilate as you see a new patch of skin rapidly grow over his reddened and exposed skull. No one else seems to notice.This must be either the work of a quirk or a stand. "Ah. I see that you are enjoying the water. This is mineral water from the deepest and purest layers of the Japanese alps. It's infused with many minerals that are vital to the health of your skin and eyes." You hear Antonio's voice come as he exits the kitchen, balancing four plates on both arms.What do you do?>Stay silent, as it seems that the damage has been healed>Make your complaint known to the chef violently(Influenced by Yamikumo)>Ask the chef about the rapid healing>(Write-In)
>>3464062>Stay silent, as it seems that the damage has been healed>Summon KC to check if he's a stand user. If he sees him then he must be, if not, let him be.
Sorry for the lack of updates recently, as I have been exceedingly busy. However, I will let you guys choose an Omake as apologies.(A path that could've been taken had I not been a fuckup in the very first thread.)>Two souls, one body>Overhaul and The Boss(Another path had you guys taken a different stand other than King Crimson for Izuku)>Until It Sleeps>Emerald Splash, Emerald Hair>Cream and Izuku's favorite pastries
>>3464073>Cream and Izuku's favorite pastriesI'd like to see how an insanely destructive and evil stand such as Cream would affect Izuku.It's alright STANDO. Remember to take of yourself. We might have never actually met, but I feel like you're my friend in some odd way.
>>3464062Supporting >>3464071>>3464073>Overhaul and The Boss
>>3464071Wait- fuck! Modifying it to>Let him serve the plates and then summon King Crimson to speak with him. If he can hear and see him then that must comfirm it. If not then let the nice man be.Can't be spilling good food
>>3464062Supporting >>3464071And>Cream and Izuku's favorite pastriesMy opinion's the same as >>3464086 , it's fun to think about how you could non-lethally use Stands that are basically designed to kill, like Metallica or Killer Queen.
>>3464073>>Two souls, one body
>>3464073>Overhaul and The BossY>Cream and Izuku's favorite pastries
>>3464062>>3464099>>3464071Support. The only spaghetti that must be spilt is Izuku's own. >>3464073>Overhaul and the Boss
>>3464062>Screech Autistically in glee>"HOLY FUCK THIS HAS TO BE THE WORK OF AN ITALIAN FOOD STAND!!!">"THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE">Send out KC to give the chef a hug >>3464073>Overhaul and The Boss
>>3464073>Overhaul and The Boss>Cream and Izuku's favorite pastriesUntil It Sleeps is Metallica>>3464062this >>3464099
>>3464099This>>3464073>Overhaul and the boss Overhaul is already autistic as fuck, what would Izuku's infectious super autism do to that gang?
>>3464099Support >>3464073Overhaul and the boss >>3464667Insert torture dance while a dude is melded to a wall with a magnifying glass fused to his face https://youtu.be/NWsUqVhLOoQ
>>3464089>>3464433>>3464439>>3464534>>3464611>>3464667>>3464672Overhaul and The Boss>>3464099>>3464241>>3464439>>3464547>>3464667>>3464672Let him serve the plates then summon King Crimson
>>3465623Kai Chisaki, better known by his own men as simply 'Overhaul' did not know what to think of The Boss of Passione. To many of his family, The Boss was but a simple rival, a foreign infection who came overseas and established Passione, a rival gang of sorts who butted in with the Shie Hassaikai and Todou gang over the drug trade. But Chisaki knew that there was more to the man. He was not a foreigner.In his investigation into the matter, initiated by his own desire to see the Yakuza return to it's former glory and his own personal will to protect his Boss. The man who took him in and raised him when nobody else would. He'd repay this kindness done to him at any cost. Which is why he mainly took it upon himself to find the identity of the rival Boss, which would in turn give his gang an advantage over Passione. However, there were some things about The Boss of Passione that simply did not make any sense. Passione really only came to prominence after the Abegawa Tenchu Kai was massacred in their own lair by an associate of Passione, their debut to the criminal underworld as a gang. He knew that The Boss of Passione was notoriously paranoid, so much so that he never met anybody in person, resorting to his Consligiere, an Italian term for Underboss.Who was a twelve year old child. That in of itself was unusual, but what made it even stranger was simply how unguarded the boy seemed to be. For an Underboss, the young boy didn't seem to own any territory, nor did he seem to be involved in the actual mafia at all. In fact, it seemed that The Boss only kept him around to do menial tasks of little to no importance, such as buying groceries. The Boy even bought his own toys, that which The Boss of Passione allowed him to do, mostly All Might figurines and other such items.Which is the reason why Chisaki decided to approach the boy while he was shopping at an affiliated store one day. The Underboss of Passione was a small, skinny and otherwise fragile looking boy, who wore what appeared to be a black school uniform, his prominent red sneakers sticking out like a sore thumb. His hair was completely pink, likely dyed for some odd reason. The young boy then turned around, a toy phone clearly held closely into his ear as he looked at Chisaki. "One moment Boss. Yes?" He asked, his dark, black pupils looking into his own. From his words, it was clear that The Boy was sick. Chisaki normally would have fixed the boy right then and there, but he was on the verge of discovering something."Boy.. Who are you?" He said, looking into the younger boy's eyes as he could have sworn he saw his other eye roll into itself, revealing an emerald green and fragmented iris which swirled around his pupil. "W-Why do you want to know?" The Boy asked, his voice trembling as he looked up into Chisaki's masked face. Good. That would mean that he was easily intimidated, which would then mean that he'd be able to get the information that he needed easier.(1/2)
>>3465878"Listen, boy. Your Boss has done some things that are not good for business over all. I'd like to speak with him." He said, his voice somewhat muffled through his cough mask. But that was an acceptable price for not being tainted by the filth that permeated modern Society, what with it's quirks and quirk usage which lead to the decline of his beloved Yakuza. "Boss. What do I do?" The Boy asked into his toy phone, only to nod occasionally. "You want me to do that? Okay Boss." The Boy answered, before he hung up with a self made 'click' sound. "The Boss will speak with you." The Boy said, walking out of the toy store with his bag of All Might merchandise in tow, Chisaki following him. Finally, he'd get some closure. If he played his cards right, he could even work out an alliance with Passione and his gang, which would help restore the Shie Hassaikai's former glory. Suddenly, a sharp spike of pain made itself known below his chest. Beads of sweat streamed down his face as he slowly and painfully looked down. There was a hole in his stomach. The boy was gone. Chisaki fell over, collapsing onto the ground as blood pooled beneath him. He needed to fix himself. Chisaki's hand slowly came towards his chest, inching closer and closer. Just one more inch. There. Chisaki felt himself cease to be for but a moment, before he was again. He slowly stood up, looking around. No trace of the boy. He knew for a short moment that he had died, and had he not used his quirk, would have stayed dead.Whoever this Boss of Passione was had gained his invincible reputation for a reason. From that day on, Kai Chisaki never looked into Passione's matters, turning a blind eye to their actions as they slowly overtook the criminal underworld. When asked by his companions, Chisaki only stated that moving against Passione would only get them all killed. Chisaki was never the same again.(2/2)
>>3465623"Now for the Antipasto." Antonio says, each plate of different assorted cured meats and cheese, olives and other such ingredients found in typical Italian Antipasto."For you signore, I have a platter of sopressata and prosciutto." Antonio said to Katsuki, placing down said platter, the sopressata sliced and put on the side. The thin and long slices of Prosciutto took up the bottom of the plate, with olives and figs scattered about."A caprese salad for you, Signore." He says, placing the plate of mozzarella cheese and tomatoes down by Mineta, looks at it in confusion."A smoked salmon bruschetta for you." Antonio says, placing the plate in front of Tokoyami whose eyes seemingly glitter at the sight. "And finally, for you signore, an octopus salad." Antonio finishes, placing the bowl of octopus on top of a small plate in front of you. You feel pleasure at the sight of it, with its simplicity, what with the cooked, cold octopus there with a drizzling of olive oil and potatoes in it. Ensalada de Pulpo, a classic Sardinian dish which from what you can tell King Crimson is greatly pleased by. You manifest King Crimson from you, a red aura encapsulating you as your Stand manifests from you, looking around. Antonio's eyes widen as he catches a glimpse of it, before bowing, returning to the kitchen to presumably prepare the pasta course.Mineta looks confused at your antics before he shrugs, rubbing his fingers together as he took a bite of both the mozzarella and the tomato at once. "!!!!" Mineta gives a thumbs up, tears streaming from his eyes as he digs in even faster.Now that Mineta has started to eat, you see your friends begin to eat.What will you do?>Join them and eat your antipasto>Take another sip of water>(Write-In)
>>3466071>Take another sip of water then>Join them and eat your antipasto
>>3466071>Finish the water in a single massive sip and dig in
>>3466071>Join them and eat your antipasto
>>3466071>Finish the water in a single massive sip and then dig in It's about time the secret gang star drinking technique was used for something other then drinking piss
>>3466071>Finish the water in a single sip >Join them and eat your antippasto
>>3466071Shrug, then chug the water and eat up.
>>3466071>(Write-In)Inform the boys that we might be endangered and to be prepared. King Crimson being as paranoid as it is wouldn’t allow a potential threat to go unchecked
>>3465878>>3466014So basically that would be the "walking in Diavolo's footsteps" route? Glad we avoided it, rehashes are boring shit.>>3466071>Antonio's eyes widen as he catches a glimpse of it, before bowing, returning to the kitchen to presumably prepare the pasta course.AW SHIT, HE'S GOT A STAND. Wonder if it's Pearl Jam again.
>>3466651There’s no doubt whatsoever it’s Pearl Jam.
>>3466657We need to talk to him after this healing meal, he'd be an exellcent asset to our Court. We could bride him with the Spear of Destiny for anything, promising to grant him his deepest desire at that moment through it. [/spoiler[
>>3466078>>3466086>>3466096>>3466127>>3466197>>3466210>>3466229>>3466263>>3466325Traditional Passione Chug and Forget
>>3466688His greatest desire is to earn a name for himself with his cooking, we could get Mineta to set up some social media stuff and maybe see if we could set up instant delivery through a proxy with that shady teleportation website. Not to mention all the customers we would bring in from UA. I can imagine Eraser Head order large quantities of enhanced water to deal with his dry eye. The regeneration of organ tissue also means Pearl Jam could probably heal All Might with the reight ingredientsThough the playing field in the AfO fight would still be even since with some help from the doc shiggy could have used Gold experience to un-bacon All for One and get him back into full shape
>>3467142Then clearly we simply must persuade him to work for us. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear aprons.
>>3467142>>3467160The healing effect of pearl jam can be infused into the preparation of any food. If he had a cooking staff he could upscale his restaurant to unbelievable levels. We should him a sponsorship deal where he prepares food during the sports festival, thanks to pearl jam's ability to heal long term structural damage the matches of the tournament could be mega brutal with no real risk. We could rip off somone's arm, have recovery girl reattach the arm, then give the poor bastard some good ol Italian to get it working again, it would be great. He could become the Gordon Ramsey of this time line, except he is more focused on teaching his craft rather than yelling that the steak is raw.
>>3467052You shrug and pick up your glass with one hand, downing the entire glass in a single long sip. Then you start eating, with a fork in one hand spearing a chunk of octopus and bringing it to your mouth. This!! Truly delicious, the chewiness of octopus bursting with flavor with every single bite. The juices inside burst into your mouth, streaming down your mouth. It's like a waterfall of flavor exploding onto your tastebuds, as if all the tastes of Sardinia were coursing through your veins at that very moment.That doesn't make any sense, but it's absolutely molto bene. That's a bit of King Crimson leaking into you, but it makes sense in this context. Before you know it, you've finished the entire bowl. You can feel tears of Italian pride stream down your eyes. Kacchan is too busy eating to throw a jab at you. Mineta has finished and is starting to scratch himself thoroughly. Soon, you start to see him get to his muscle. His skin is soon healed. Tokoyami's right hand twists before turning one way, a sickening crack emanating from his wrist as it pops, a joint falling out and hitting the floor. A new joint grows in front of your very eyes, his open wound healing in a matter of seconds.Before you can get up and let the Chef know what you think of his cooking, you feel a burning pain in your right arm. The muscles beneath it are moving of their own accord, like an alien organism that's invaded your body. You let roll up your suit's sleeve, letting your heavily defined and thin arm out before the skin splits. Muscle fibers rupture from your arm, falling out like ropes before they are cut, falling onto the ground. New muscles grow in front of your very eyes as your skin closes once more. Kacchan suddenly jerks up, before he looks at his groin, his face grimacing in pain. His hands scratch uselessly onto it through his pants, before you hear him groan, a dark red stain emanating from his pants before it begins to recede."Do not worry everyone. This is natural. The proteins and minerals inside of your antipasto course is helping your body heal." You hear Antonio Volpe say as he exits from the kitchen holding four plates of different pasta dishes."Now, shall we continue the meal?" He says, his face smiling and calm. >We shall not>Let him continue the meal>(Write-In)
>>3467293>We shall not
>>3467293>Let's continue the meal. The damage is only temporary, but the healing seems permanent.> Ask to have a word in private with the chef. You'd like to make sure everything is safe among other things.
>>3467293>Let him continue the meal>"The Food is Delicious but i have to ask if this is the work of your Stand?"
>>3467293>Let him continue the meal
>>3467293This >>3467334Go full casual with it.
>>3467293>Let him continue the meal>"The Food is Delicious but I have to ask if this is the work of your Stand?">Tell Kachan not to bitch out, no pains no gains
>>3467293>Let him continue the meal >"The Food is Delicious but I have to ask if this is the work of your Stand?">Tell Kachan not to pussy out >Begin autisticly swaying back and forth in excitement
I'm sorry for the lack of posts today. Was busy with some errands. However, tomorrow, I should actually be able to start earlier.
>>3467462Doing a great job STANDO, don't worry about a thing.
In research surrounding the one anointed by heaven I have come to a startling conclusion. Mina has infectous super-autism in cannon material In Kirishima's backstory, he was a complete loser with few friends and no self worth,spending his days miandering in a depressed stupor. One day, he saw two of his classmates being cornered by a suspicious man in a robe who was asking for directions to the nearest hero office. I forgot to mention that the man in the cloak was Giga nigga and he was at the time as large as the nearest building. Kirishama being the bitch that he is just kept walikng and pretended nothing was going onThen the absolute mad lass showed up and lied to Giga's fucking face without even so much as flinching. Kirishama at this point was really fucking impressed and held a great deal of admiration for her. The events of what happened i the time after that were not shown,but what matters here is the results, Kirishama had restructured his entire personality and had inexplicably developed a case of full blown autism This image and the one before it say more words in two pages than what Hori has done for Deku's entire childhoodMina clearly has a masterful talent in hiding her power level, in this and the previous page,Mina displays unrestricted autism in the presence of her diciple of the holy tism, where she no joke sprayed acid on Kirishama's face. What gets the noggin jogging to escalate to a full sprint is how Kirishima remarks he is suprised it didn't hurt, suggesting she has done it before on higher settings where it would actually sting This combined with the increase in fitness from the first half of his backstory is a clear indicator of one thing,Kirishama in an effort to gain the divine spark of mad laddery he saw in Mina, had subjected himself to her autistic and fucked up training program. But the crown jewel of this entire augment is this image right here. Mina tells him, that he has not truely become one with his new autism, that he is merely harnessing it's power. The Indestructible scene where he went as far as to harden his fucking eyeballs, is a display of what happenes when Kirishama overcones himself and lets the autism flow through him. Now imagine what will happen when she starts hanging out with a guy who possess the same strain of infectious super-autism she does May god have mercy on that poor class
>>3467716THE FUCKENING SHALL BEGIN ON THE FATED DAY
>>3467716First the stand virus, then the quirk virus Now us
>>3467716What kind of autistic shit do you think we will see Mina do?I think that she will send her autism padawan Kirishima to introduce her to Deku on her behalf to avoid spaghetti spillage.
>>3468240Mina gives Izuku a loaded Berreta as a valentine's day gift.
>>3468240Mina does pic related as part of an elaborate and autistic scheme to manipulate Midoriya into asking her out, because she is too socially retarded to invite him on a date like a normal person.
>>3468240The presence of an ever increasing number of chads results in the girls of class 1- Autism entering a more primal and territorial state. Mina because her powerful amazonian instinct begins rubbing her musk on several parts of the school with a fregrant mix of sweat,acid and spray deodorant.
QM for a different quest here id just like to say i love what stando is doing and like to invite you all to my first quest as well>>3465756
>>3468623Are you asking to get shit on and your quest raided? You don't fucking advertise your quest in another person's quest. You do it in Quest General or the discord.
>>3468635Ahh fuck i didnt mean to say like an advertisementit was sopposed to be hey i really like this quest i m running one
>>3468642wont say anything about it outside of the general anymoreSorry for being rude
>>3468642Lurk moar faggot Friendly advice from a newfag; avoiding apologizing and referring to yourself. Instead recognize your mistakes, quietly correct yourself, and use statements.
>>3467293>Let him continue the meal>"The Food is Delicious but I have to ask if this is the work of your Stand?"Wait is he healing our scarred arm? Nice.
>>3467293>Let him continue the meal >"The Food is Delicious but I have to ask if this is the work of your Stand?">Tell Kachan not to pussy out >Begin autisticly swaying back and forth in excitement>>3468604>Yfw you and the boys have given the entire female population of UA a ravenous thirst for chad dick>Yfw they start training tirelessly in order to maintain dominance and acquire the coveted title of alpha female >Yfw the air is now thick with the scent of ab sweat and pheromones >Yfw you have by merely existing created an amazonian hierarchy maintained by honor duels
>>3467293changing my vote from >>3467395 to>Let him continue the meal >"The Food is Delicious but I have to ask if this is the work of your Stand?">Tell Kacchan not to pussy out >Begin autistically swaying back and forth in excitement
Has Izuku's face grown more angular throughout the years, similiar to the men of JoJo?
>>3467293Supporting >>3467334On another note though by us kicking Stain's shit in and getting him arrested so early, could we have possibly fucked up the League of Villains from ever forming? Like a majority of its useful members were attracted there in the first place due to the media associating Stain with them even though he fucking hated them.
>>3467332>>3467334>>3467335>>3467357>>3467363>>3467366>>3467400>>3467410>>3468755>>3468783>>3468974>>3469409Let him continue the meal
>>3469409Nah, Tomura will get support his own way by healing crippled villains and people down on their luck with Gold Experience.
>>3467293 #>Let him continue the meal >"The Food is Delicious but I have to ask if this is the work of your Stand?">Tell Kachan not to pussy out >Begin autisticly swaying back and forth in excitement>>3469409We could potentially get stray members like Twice on our side, the reason he joined is because he had severe autusm and wanted friends and we will have lots of both. Dabi joined the league of villains because he saw that there were other people who fought against the corrupt hero society that created himIf we play our cards right and show the world hero society can be salvaged and rebuilt we have a chance however small to fully heal Shoto's family, through autism and the destruction of Endeavor's pride via an it just works based ass kicking at the sports festival
>>3469465>KC's face when we finally get around to donutting Toga but Tomura brings her back to "life" like Giorno did with Bruno, triggering another PTSD flashback.>>3469474Getting a guy like Twice on our side would actually be pretty fucking nice. Maybe if he copies us he might be able to copy King Crimson too. What if Twice is later on deemed worthy of gaining a stand?
>>3469438You decide to let him continue the meal, staying in your seat as the Chef begins to place down the dishes in front of you. You begin to ask if this is the work of his stand, but then you come to realize that you have two friends who don't even know what a stand is. Not that you really know what a stand is in the first place, only that it's somehow related to quirks."For you Signore, here is a dish known as Gnocchi di ricotta, this one a Tuscan variation of the trad-" Antonio begins to explain, only to be cut off by Kacchan."Yeah, yeah, that's enough talkin'." He says, picking up his fork as he looks at the pasta dish."As you say, Signore. For you, is a dish called Spaghetti alla carbonara, or spaghetti in carbonara sauce. This is a dish from Roma, made with egg, hard cheese, guanciale and pepper." Antonio explains as he places down a plate of steaming carbonara pasta in front of Mineta. Mineta only picks up his fork in anticipation."As for you Signore, I have a dish from my hometown of Naples, Spaghetti alle vongole, or spaghetti with clams! The taste is exquisite, and it is one of my personal favorites." Antonio says, placing the dish in front of Tokoyami whose bird pupils dilate at the scent."Finally, for you Signore, is a dish from Sardegna." Antonio says as he places the dish down in front of you. You can feel flashes of recognition from King Crimson. "Spaghetti con ricci di mare! Or Spaghetti with sea urchins!" Antonio exclaims as the intoxicating scent of the sea urchins waft up your nose."Normally in Italia, this dish normally available from November to April, but here in Japan, urchins are available year round. As such, getting urchins from the ocean is elementary. Which means that enjoying this delicacy from Sardegna is a much easier task to achieve here than Italia, my home country." Antonio finishes, picking up your previous antipasto dishes as he moves into the kitchen area.Kacchan is the first to start eating this time, his face in it's same expression of disdain as he chews thoughtfully on the pasta. For the briefest moment, you see his expression change. Now that Mineta and Tokoyami have started to eat, what will you do?>Start eating>Try to introduce the concept of stands to your unaware friends>(Write-In)
>>3469545>Try to introduce the concept of stands to your unaware friends>Tell them you could give them one
>>3469545>Start eating>Fill them in on the basic details between bites with the basic description overall being "A stand is basically a quirk for your soul, and due to it being based outside of the normal laws of physics it can freely violate them in ways even quirks can't" Explain Metalica's ability to use iron in the body to create hundreds of razor blades even though there is only enough actual iron to conceivable create one nail, or soft machine's ability to hide a boat around another boat, that can somehow allow for the travel two different people to be in the same spot on the boat but somehow are separated for each other as examples.
>>3469545>Start eating>Try to introduce the concept of stands to your unaware friends
>>3469545>Talk about stands with food in your mouth
>>3469545>Try to introduce the concept of stands to your unaware friendsOne thing I just realized is if we tell them what stands are, wouldn't that give away the fact we're technically quirkless? Or since King Crimson has 2 abilities could we maybe lie and say that one of them is our quirk, like Time Erasure is King Crimson's ability while Epitaph is our quirk.
>>3469652I think the reveal that we're quirkless would make them ponder on the actual strength of stands. We could also point to the fact that Mineta's second quirk is actually his stand.
>>3469676Switching to this
>>3469545>Talk with food in mouth >>3469652>Implying we would ever explain either of our abilities under any circumstance other than lying in bed with best the anonited one after a night of passionate lovemaking -1
>>3469676I mean if we're being real most types of stands are objectively better than most quirks. Like Magician's Red is better than Todoroki's fire because the fire created by it doesn't behave like fire naturally should. Or Chitose's explosions are only really as powerful as a small explosion is, while Killer Queen can literally disintegrate people with it in one touch.On the flipside though most quirks we've seen don't really negatively affected the user that much if they're bad. Like worst case scenarios you either become snail-boy or you end up like Toga with a quirk that literally gives you bloodthirst. Some stands though are either objectively useless to you while you're alive and only shine once you die like Notorious BIG or can actually just fucking annoy the piss out of you and kill you like Cheap Trick or accidentally kill you with its ability like Purple Haze.Stands have more possibilities but at the same time that also means having more negative possibilities.
>>3469652This, but only this >>3469676 if Mineta is comfortable with it.Remember, Stands are like assholes, you can't just go telling people about someone else's.
>>3469545>Talk about stands with food in your mouth>Phase King Crimsion's head inside your mouth in such a way that epitaph's head can use it's A in speed to help you chew your food while talking
>>3469700We probably shouldn't tell them about Time Erasure as that's our most important ability, however I don't see issue with explaining to them what Epitaph is in the context of it being our quirk.
>>3469957This, but use King Crimson's ability to manifest only some parts of itself so you only manifest epitaph in your mouth. Since only like 3 stands actually have been shown to have saliva the pulped food will loose none of its flavor.
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>>3469545>>Try to introduce the concept of stands to your unaware friends
>>3469545This >>3469652 >>3469676 but get the OK from Mineta first too.
>>3469588>>3469610>>3469604>>3469652>>3469690>>3469700>>3469945>>3469957>>3470121>>3470127>>3470130Start eating and try to introduce the concept of stands to your unaware friends if Mineta is alright with it
>>3470209Does Antonio know we have a stand? Does Antonio have a Stand?
>>3470230Yes and yesHes got Pearl Jam
>>3470209You begin to eat, following your compatriot's example as you pick up a forkful of sphagetti with your fork and shove it into your mouth. You begin to chew and the flavors simply just rupture into your mouth. There's a hint of ocean in it, the flavor of sea urchin which is made all the better by the spices in it. The sea urchin's creaminess compliments the somewhat chewy yet soft spaghetti noodles. Dear god, King Crimson was right about true Italian food. For a moment, you think about using Epitaph to help you chew your food and swallow it faster, but then you realize that one, Epitaph is restricted to your forehead and that two, you don't really want to finish this meal too quickly. That thought is echoed by Kacchan who ever so slowly chews and swallows before putting in another forkful of gnocchi into his mouth. Mineta is a bit too busy slurping his spaghetti and Tokoyami is just eating the clams like a bird would, ignoring the crunch of the shell as he simply ate the whole clam instead of picking the meat from it.King Crimson manifests as you begin to look at Mineta, waiting for him to notice you. You look at him, and then you whisper to him through your Stand. "Is it alright if I introduce the concept of stands to our friends?" King Crimson says, in your very own voice as Mineta slowly looks up and narrows his eyes at you.His gigantic Stand manifests at that very moment, Eurythmic's television head beginning to spell out the words that Mineta thought."No. Not here. Somewhere more private." The Tv Screen reads before Eurythmics recedes into Mineta.You understand. King Crimson recedes into you as you simply enjoy this meal. Before you know it, you feel so much better than before. In fact, you feel like you could run a marathon. Instead, you begin to autistically shake back and forth in your seat until you stop. It is then that you notice that there are several lumps on the ground. Must've come from you. They're fleshy and you don't quite know what they are, but you suddenly feel something growing inside of you.You are so caught up by this that you don't even realize that the everyone is almost on the verge of freaking out. Antonio Volpe exits from the kitchen, holding four meat dishes."As I said, you don't need to worry about it. Your body is simply rejecting the bad tissue you had and is replacing it with healthy tissue." He explains, as if he were talking about the weather."Now, shall we continue with the meal?">We shall not>Let him continue and explain>(Write-In)
>>3470272>>Let him continue and explain>>I'd like a very thorough explanation.
>>3470272>Let him continue and explain
>>3470272>Let him continue and explainWhile King Crimson dances. We'll see if he can keep a straight face.
>>3470272>Let him continue and explain>Ask Mineta if your room is private enough>Ask your friends if they'd like to come over, you have something to show them
>>3470272>Let him continue and explain>I'd like a very thorough explanation.>Ask Mineta if your room is private enough>Ask your friends if they'd like to come over, you have some things to show them
If we do bring them over tonight we should make a list of things we want to explain to them.>What stands are>Lie and say Epitaph is our actual quirk to cover for us being quirkless, seeing as we've been deceiving them for years saying King Crimson is our quirk and once we tell them he's a stand it'll raise questions on what our quirk actually is>The spear and how it can give people stands, however only those that are deemed worthy>The crazy bitch that attacked us in our sleep>Stain and how we used King Crimson to kick his shit in and left him at the police's doorstepAnything else?
>>3470333>333The Holy Trinity is with you Anon!
>>3470333>Show the Shawls of the Lampshade>Let the Spear of Destiny decide if they're worthy, and if they are, pierce them.
>>3470305Supporting>>3470366It should be fine no matter what, since literally anyone that isn't Holly or a janitor can get a stand. Having the drive and will to become heroes should definitely be enough to handle the spear-stabbing unless Destiny is autistic as we are and says "hurr durr i didn't choose them though now you die"
>>3470333Yes, we have to see what the guys get from the blindfolds. Once Fumikage gets over his massive erection from actually experiencing something truly and undeniably paranormal he might be able to give us some insights on potential uses for it. Since we'll let him keep one, Fumikage will probably start using it regularly and start autisticly researching it like any /x/phile with an eldritch artifact ,meaning we could finally get some answers on what it truly is,who made it and how.
>>3470372Destiny's definitely autistic considering it thinks the board member that's moonlighting as a radical libertarian and the fucking blood thot are worthy of having stands.Mineta and Stain I can sort of get though because Mineta wants to be a hero and Stain really wants to change society for what he thinks at least would be better.We can at least keep ourselves from accidentally killing our friends at least by playing a weird game of spin the bottle with the spear to see if it chooses any of them, as it's naturally attracted to those it deems worthy.
>>3470377>The gang is lying down on the floor of Midoriya's room,all with blindfolds of enlightenment on their faces >Bakugo is experiencing a moment of profound calmness for the first time that he can remember >"I got to say Deku, I thought that you had been taking some meth or something but this is legit.">Mineta is just lying down completely exhausted>"This all makes me wonder if I have been really living my life searching for the right thing. Feeling the passing of eternity is really putting my life into perspective.">"I have spent my entire formative existence in pursuit of carnal pleasure, but for what end.">"When I acquire my quarry and achieve that moment of ecstasy is a temporary thing. A mere blip on the radar in exchange for a lifetime of work.">"I understand now that the true meaning of this quest to lose my virginity was providing me with something to strive for in life. A grand summit for me to climb in an exhilarating hunt for pussy and ass.">"Ultimately when that hunt is finished I will have nothing in life left to pursue..a void of purpose that...">Everyone directs their attention to a fapping sound coming from Fumikage's direction >"Are-are you jacking off?">He replies with an aroused "BA-KAAAWWWW!!" >Midoriya rolls out of the way in accordance of his prediction with epitaph to avoid the blast of bird man spooge >"Fucking shit man how I am going to get this cum stain out of my carpet!"
I think we have reached a consensus here. Ready when you are STANDO.
>>3470281>>3470293>>3470299>>3470305>>3470311>>3470319>>3470320>>3470332>>3470372>>3470461Let him continue and explain, negotiate with Mineta
>>3470597You decide to let the meal continue along with letting the Chef explain the origins of his dishes. You know for a fact that Kacchan won't approve of that, so you gesture Antonio over and tell him to not bother explaining the origins to Kacchan in Italian with the aid of King Crimson. The Chef nods, beginning to place down the plates of food in front of your group."Here is beef braised in Chianti wine for you." Antonio says, placing the dish in front of Kacchan who looks at it and whistles appreciatively. You can see why, what with it's deceivingly casual appearance masking something that could be considered to be heavenly."For you signore, is a dish called Braciola, which is veal that has been rolled up with a base of tomato paste and wine beneath it." Antonio says to Mineta, placing down an utterly delectable looking plate in front of him."For you signore, I have a dish called Scaloppine, which is thinly sliced meat, this one chicken which has been sauteed in a reduction of white wine." Antonio explains, placing the plate down in front of Tokoyami who looks at it without blinking an eye."Finally for you signore, is a dish of lambs and artichokes, a Sardinian special." Antonio says, placing down the dish in front of you. He moves into the kitchen, likely to prepare the final course which is desert. Mineta has begun to eat as usual, and is crying tears of joy. Tokoyami eats without batting an eye, which is strange considering how he is eating a bird. You suppose that mutant stereotype isn't necessarily true. Bakugo is the second to last to dig in, taking a bite from the beef braised in Chianti before his eyes widen. He begins to eat faster.What will you do?>Start eating while looking around>Ask Mineta if your room is private enough>Invite them all to your house after dinner>(Write-In)
>>3470801>Start eating while looking around>ask mineta WITH your stand if your room is private enough
>>3470809Support.Could we spot Pearl Jam inside the meals if we looked?
>>3470801>Start eating while looking around>Ask Mineta if your room is private enoughAnd now time for an autism fact, did you know that Midoriya ejaculated after receiving a phone call from Ochunko. Makes you think what would happen if we stealthily gave Mina our phone number instead of walking up like a bumbling retard.
>>3470801>Ask Mineta if your room is private enough>Invite them all to your house after dinner
>>3470801>Ask Mineta if your room is private enough>Invite them all to your house after dinnerIt is unnecessary to learn anything more about pearl jam at this point in time. We have seen the extent of its ability and everyone is pleased with it. We'll take the desert to go. The tides of fate are converging on the moments ahead.
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>>3470966Hey STANDO, would you be open to answering questions between run times?If yes, I have to start by asking the one question we have all been wanting to know. How severe is Mina's autism?
>>3470966What has surprised you from this Quest? How did you think it would ens up like?
>>3471024i don't even know>>3471064What's really surprised me about this quest is simply the choice in Stand, as there were quite a bit. In fact, I thought that it'd end up like a tramp through The Abyss in Made in Abyss, as Riko AKA Potato head was a choice at the very beginning.
>>3471124And are you sastisfied with current situations?
>>3471134Maybe. Who knows.
>>3471124>Riko AKA Potato head was a choice at the very beginningOh shit, imagine King Crimsoning through abominations and any sort of danger possible straight to the bottom. Literally unstoppable.
How is All Might dealing with Midoriya's internet history right now? >>3467716A reminder that Mina's extreme autism has a basis in canon material
>>3471124Well to be fair King Crimson's a pretty good stand when it comes to not wanting to be 100% evil, and could be used in less evil applications.Like if Izuku ended up with a stand like Cream, who's only real ability is basically being a black hole, he'd have a much harder time trying not to kill people with it. Like at the very least he'd still probably maim people horribly with it.I do wonder though what could've been achieved with a stand like D4C though. We could've potentially pulled off some weird extra-dimensional bullshit like dragging Overhaul's duplicate into him and watching them annihilate each other on contact, or during the Stain fight pulling a duplicate Bakugo or Mineta into our dimension to help in the fight along with Iida and Todoroki. Also with D4C Izuku would basically become sort of immortal in a sense, just as long as all his alternate selves share a similar goal.
>>3470801>Start eating while looking around>Ask Mineta if your room is private enough>>3471124All of the main instances of cannon pink autism have not been done in the anime yet. Here is a summary for what we know from the manga. Mina is a shipperfag the autism of which surpasses even the most delusional of Fujos. When she saw all might and midnight walking within 3 feet of each other she actually went out of her way to ask if they were in love. Let me iterate that she saw enough evidence for a ship in her mind from humans of the opposite sex being in talking range. If she sees two people that have different chromosomes and a pulse, you bet your ass that she will ship them. If that is what can satisfy the conditions for a very probable ship for her than can you even begin to imagine what she considers a crack ship? I wouldn't be surprised if she wrote Wishi-WashiXMiruko smut at one point.
Shit I just realized. Wouldn’t Pearl Jam be able to heal the hole in All Mights stomach and restore his missing and damaged organs?!
>>3471804Only if Tonio got his hands on some fine-ass ingredients. Pearl Jam's effectiveness is proportional to food quality and needed super-rare endangered abalones from Morioh bay just to cure cancer. I'm not sure what it would take to regrow an entire organ system from scratch seeing as it only repaired Okuyasu's innards rather than making new ones. That begs the question, though; why can PJ make new teeth, muscles and skin but not organs? Is it because organs aren't actually meant to regrow while skin, muscles and teeth can (even if it's one time only in the case of teeth)?
>>3471864It could be possible if we got our hands on a bucket of cultivated stem cells and just had him drink that. But it would take some serous autism from Mei and maybe of bit of meth to get her "inspired" for her to create the equipment and materials necessary to get a bucket of lab grown stem cells cultivated from All-Might's tissue.
>>3471673Izuku couldn't even have D4C because this is after universal reset and Funny Valentine already existed, I think. But multiple Izukus combining their autism could be a sight to behold.Imagine KC's reaction to running across someone with Sticky Fingers.
>>3471864I would suppose it’s due to tissue complexity and such, where the interactions of internal organs with the various systems of the body are far more intricate and complicated than basic tissues such as teeth, outer bones, and skin.
>>3471804>>3471864I feel like Pearl Jam wouldn't be able to heal All Might completely, but he'd probably be able to fix a little of the damage, sort of how he was able to fix Okuyasu's dad a tiny bit but not entirely.Like probably it would make the horrible looking scar on his side a little less ugly and maybe keep him from coughing up blood as much as he usually does. It wouldn't get rid of it completely but just help alleviate it a bit.
>>3472253Whatever Okuyasu's dad had was way worse then the organ damage All Might sustained. His entire biological makeup was completely fucked by the flesh bud to the point where he was barely even human. I would say that while pearl jam wouldn't be able to restore the destroyed organs without several mythical quality ingredients, it would be able to repair the organs that were heavily damaged, resulting in higher quality of life and doubling the amount of time All Might could be active to about 6 hours.
>>3472291>I would say that while pearl jam wouldn't be able to restore the destroyed organs without several mythical quality ingredients.Sounds like a nice sidequest to partake in.
>>3472312Izuku has such a fucking obsession with All Might that if he was told to steal some mythical-quality vegetables grown in some ancient Japanese temple in order to heal him fully he would probably not hesitate to do so.
>>3472332I can already imagine Izuku inviting Toshi to Lunch at Volpe's. Toshi is hesitant to acompany Izuku anywhere outside campus, but he accepts because what could go wrong? After some brief conversation Volpe arrives to read their plams. Izuku is a frequent costumer due to his line of work, so he already knows to what to cook for him, but when he gets to Toshi there's a grimaces. For the second time in his life he's not sure if Pearl Jam can heal this. . .After a delicious, if albeit shocking meal, Toshi feels the best he's felt since the accident, but Volpe pulls Izuku aside. He thinks there's a dish that could heal him, but the ingridents are so precious and scarce that he'd have to fight a wholw temple of monks to retrieve them.Izuku prepares to donut.
>>3470809>>3470822>>3470823>>3470857>>3470875>>3470938>>3471143>>3471685Start Eating and ask Mineta if your room is private enough
I mean, I don't know if its canon in the Manga, but in the Anime the top Japanese government officials know that All Might's body is Fucked.If they found out Volpe MIGHT be able to heal him, just by getting some rare as fuck ingredients, they would be all over that shit.
>>3472582You got to remember though that stands aren't very well known at all, both because of the fact non-stand users can't see them and the fact they're super rare naturally considering the fact we've only encountered two other people so far who likely were born with their stands. I'm assuming here that Toga has had her stand for a majority of her life like Mineta did, which makes me feel really fucking bad for whoever she "liked" beforehand.If Volpe already has some sort of quirk they're likely not going to believe he has the magical property to heal All Might if they give him whatever he needs. They'll probably think he's just bullshitting them or something to get expensive things.On the other hand though, if All Might has a stand and he's able to vouch for him then that'll probably convince them. I feel like there's a possibility he already does considering All Might already seems interested in us after the exam. It could be because he saw us using King Crimson to destroy the zero point robot.
>>3472608He probably was more interested on our exceptional performance in the exam. He doesn't have a stand yet
>>3472573It'd look weird for you to not eat, especially when there's food of this quality. You're already considered a weirdo by a large majority of your peers, and you don't want your friends to think that you're weird too. So you eat. At that point, you don't even have a good reason for not eating. This lamb is All Right just like All Might. The flavor from the juices of the lamb meat also help you eat the Artichoke hearts. Golly, this food's making you feel weird.You clutch your stomach as you feel a sharp pain lance through you. Before you know it, there's a hole right there in your gut and your stomach is on the floor. The pain is excruciating. When you blink, the wound is gone and you feel much better. Everyone else does too, you notice. Huh. An explanation comes to your naturally analytic mind, in that you were so busy being in pain that you didn't notice everyone else when they healed. As a side note, the organs and discarded muscle tissue have completely vanished. It's definitely either the work of an exceedingly powerful quirk or a stand. Either way, Antonio comes back out holding desert, which is a rather simple affair.Panna cotta for Kacchan, a slice of Tiramisu for Mineta, Cannoli for Tokoyami and Budino or pudding for you. After you finished eating and enjoyed an item from this restaurant that has not brutally mangled you before healing you. You just feel slightly better in general. You ask Mineta if your room is private enough to talk, to which he says yes. You then try to invite the other two to come over for a bit."Apologies my friend, but I must hurry back home or face a thousand years of darkness at the hands of my parents." Tokoyami says before he proceeded to bolt out of the door. "Yeah well 'Zuku or Deku, whatever, I live right next to you. Dork. It's also late. See ya." Kacchan says before he just walks off. Mineta stays to help you pay the bill, and you thank Antonio before leaving. "It is my pleasure to serve you." He says, bowing as the two of you leave. As it turns out, Mineta also had to return home because he was working on a project.You walk all the way back home alone, King Crimson manifesting by your side as he keeps you from being too lonely. Man, what you'd give to have your friends over again. You get lonely when you're just going by the day with your Mom.To that note, you come home to your Mom who appears to be reading a magazine. Upon seeing you, she immediately drops it and proceeds to hug you, welcoming you back home. It feels nice. You retire to your room, stripping from your suit before you take a shower. You dress in your casual clothing and just sit in your chair, the Stand Spear beneath your desk, just hidden from plain sight.It'd be nice to be with someone who isn't your mom. And that marks the end of the thread folks, I'll see you next Sunday.
>>3472651Great thread stando, see you next Sunday.One thing I just realized though is we probably want to keep that fucking spear as closely guarded as humanly possible. It would be really fucking bad if blood thot attacked us in the middle of the night and stole it from us thinking it was a fancy new knife to add to her collection.If that happens we're basically going to have an Akira/Yoshihiro situation all over again as she goes around stabbing people with it randomly, either killing them or giving them stands. As we saw earlier there's some people that we probably wouldn't want to have stands.
>>3472666What the fuck have you done anon
>>3472651The next thread is thread is on May 5th, it is thread 10 which is 5+5. It will be blessed to the maximum levels possible.Next time on stand quest requiem. The upcoming results to the UA entrance exam brings really exciting and worrying days. The anticipation builds as to what will happen next. Does All Might have enough batches of Midoriya coping pills? What is Mina's power level? When will Izuku finally fucking research the criminal underworld? Has this anon's >>3472666 cursed digits done something? What is Mineta's secret project? Find out some or none of these things, next time on stand quest requiem.
>>3472689Hopefully with atleast 50% less autism.
>>3472681At the very least if she does end up doing that she might cause a stand user rampage that'll make the Hosu Incident look like a fucking joke. If that happens Izuku probably won't feel as bad about donutting her afterwards. Also all the chaos and pain such a thing would put him through would probably kill whatever boner he had left for her still.
>>3472694Theres good autism and bad autism.Good autism helps supply us with the energy to be a madlad.Bad autism gives syando a stroke.
>>3472738Then there's cursed autism like >>3472666 which unleashes hell on us.This isn't the first time this has happened either. I'm pretty sure a post like this predicted Toga having a stand in the first place, which jumped her threat level from D to B+ thanks to her stand doing something fucky to King Crimson. Honestly we probably would've gotten fucking stabbed by her if Izuku didn't shift personalities and go sicko mode on her and throw her out the window by himself.
>>3472738I, anon, will destroy half of all autism to bring balance to this quest.
>>3472651>Panna cotta for KacchanJust like the real thing, huh? How fitting.
>>3472666>that satanic trips