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The time is ??? on a Friday. Your time today has been spent utterly UNREMARKABLY. Following an invite to visit your local CHUUNIBYOU’S dwelling, you messed about her room with no particular purpose or reason. You participated in one of her famous “quests,” a form of interactive storytelling which is probably the NERDIEST shit that you’ve ever done in your entire, measly shut-in life. Similarly, despite her seeming sub-90 IQ, she was able to elucidate the nature of Constructs and Constructors a little and you received a potential reason for as to why the UCA top 10 has been coming after you in a clean, neat order. Then the suited guy and his scantily clad katana girl burst into the apartment and ordered you out.

You now stand in #6 TRIGGER IMPACT’S Constructive. The smell hits you first, like a wave - it’s something warmly nostalgic and sweet while at the same time utterly incomprehensible - the scent of sandals with the pressure points drawn on them and chalkboard erasers and rain on a Sunday and hard bread. You appear to be standing amidst some sort of middle school entrance, lockers normally containing outside shoes lining the miniscule room - some are inscribed with childish graffiti and doodles. The colors are of soft pastel, reminding you of a long gone childhood. A fluorescent light seems to hum almost melodically overhead as Catastrovania and Twink Daddy follow behind you, glancing at the school walls surrounding them.

“Lame.” You hear Catastrovania scoff under her breath as she examines the Constructive around her.

>What do you do?

>>3427368
Check all the shoe lockers.

>>3427370
>>3427368
Support
Check for any candid pics of hot yakuza guy - I refuse to believe that in a magical girl constructive not one of the inhabitants has a doki doki crush on him.

>>3427368
Oh. OH. He is one of THOSE magical girls fan!
Gotta be careful about him. Anyway, >>3427370 support.
And ask Catastrovania why is her Constructive is an empty train?

>>3427370
this.

>>3427370
Supporting

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>>3427370
>>3427377
>>3427389

>And ask Catastrovania why is her Constructive is an empty train?
>Check all the shoe lockers.
>Check for any candid pics of hot yakuza guy - I refuse to believe that in a magical girl constructive not one of the inhabitants has a doki doki crush on him.

You decide to check out the SHOE LOCKERS for anything of interest to you - Catastrovania and Twink Daddy taking to it with you. As you do, you glance over to the chuunibyou. “S-so, uhm- Catastrovania-?” You begin hesitantly. “H-how do Constructives work, anyways..? Why is yours an empty subway train..?” Catastrovania’s eyes perk up as she turns to you, striking another fancifully garish pose in response.
“Fufufu-! Well! Constructives are reflections of your inner, foolish little mortalistic minds - a personification of all that encompasses you! The way you perceive the world, mixed with your favorite kind of media..! It’s shaped like that. And the weirder and more mish mashed a Constructive is, the more it reflects a dampening of the mind of the Constructor that owns it!” She nods proudly. “Mine is a train because.. I like to read on the train!”
You feel there’s probably more to it, but she doesn’t seem to want to elucidate further.

Following your thorough searching of the lockers, you came up with not much of use - you found some articles of clothing, mostly well fitting suits and ties, some sailor uniforms, a pack of cigarettes, and a blurry photo of Trigger that seems to have been taken from a distance, while he was changing.

>What do you do?

>>3427510
Welp, you know the drill by now.
Change outfits, and make your way into the school.

Give the smokes to twink daddy but don't let him light it.
You put the thing that can kill you between your lips, but you don't give it the power to do so.

>>3427510
Good further in doesn't look like anything we should use now without seeing the next area

>>3427510
Confront Catastrovania on her autistic love of trains.

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>>3427516
>>3427540
>>3427554

>Good further in doesn't look like anything we should use now without seeing the next area
>Confront Catastrovania on her autistic love of trains.

“Wh-what’s with you and trains? Is i-it like, a mental thing?” You frown at Cat.
“N-o..! There’s nothing wrong with my brain!” She protests, a bit incensed by that comment. “I just read on the train..! There’s nothing even weird about that..”

You almost change - but figure it’d be a smarter idea to scout out the next area prior to doing anything crazy. You peer through the glass window at the sliding door of the entrance - much to your surprise, the school entrance doesn’t seem to actually lead into any sort of school, but an office of some kind. It looks messy and disorganized, boxes scattered about the room, empty beer bottles littering a table, and various bits of memorabilia and merch lying around the area. Three people seem to be milling about the room, two girls and some sort of.. cat.. thing.

It looks like there’s some sort of elevator out and over to the right. Catastrovania climbs on top of your back, squishing her face against the glass. “Mmmmm.. This guy’s a real freak, huh? I bet, like, comparatively, you think this guy’s way weirder than someone who has a subway train Constructive, right?” She snorts. You shake noticeably underneath even the slight weight of the chuunibyou atop you.

>What do you do?

>>3427628
disguise yourself, then work your way over to that [GUN]

>>3427628
>Pet cat
>Ask if it knows Ne.ko
It obviously talks come on

>>3427660
>>3427656

SHIT yeah supporting disguise ourselves too.

Also adding onto my vote (didn't realise we didn't enter the room yer)
>GRAB half naked picture of Trigger
We need it to sustain our yaoi son while he faces off against the boobs

>>3427628
grab a pack of cigarettes to fit in

>>3427666
>Pet the cat
>use catastrovania charisma to add this cat to our party
>call him Ne.Ko 2.

>>3427628
>Don DISGUISE
...If Catastrovania protests that the school uniforms aren't chuuni enough stick her in a suit
>Grab BLURRY TRIGGER FANSERVICE PICS
>Approach cat

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>>3427656
>>3427666
>>3427701
>>3427758
>>3427771

>Don DISGUISE
>grab a pack of cigarettes to fit in
>Grab BLURRY TRIGGER FANSERVICE PICS
>Approach cat
>Pet cat

After a long and uncomfortable ordeal of attempting to get Catastrovania into a suit, you decide to let the thin girl win and allow her to wear the immediately stand-out lolita dress. You yourself don a suit - a little tight fitting and somewhat inappropriate for someone of your type, it allows you a brief glimpse into what being a real, responsible, working adult would be like. You similarly grab a pack of cigarettes for Twink Daddy (not lit, of course) and the FANSERVICE PHOTO of Trigger, tucking that into the dress shirt breast pocket. You blush looking at it.

As you enter the room, the few people milling about the room regard you with a cold glance or a cough. Before they get a chance to question either you or the chuuni following you around like a puppy, you make a bee line directly toward the floating cat creature, your hand outstretched to PAT the CAT. As you reach out, the cat slaps you with it’s weird.. limb.. tail.. thing and scoffs at you, a deep, raucous voice escaping from it. “Who the fuck are you, pofu pofu~?” The cat snarls, it’s deep hewn voice and the sudden slap causing you to immediately recoil back. “Never seen your face around here, freak, pofu pofu~.”

“Why - it’s only the CONSTRUCT WAR VETERAN and 600 YEAR OLD IMMORTAL, Catastrovania Strifaust Morituros IX and constituents!” Catastovania loudly announces, striking another proud pose as she points to the smoking girl, who remains nonplussed. “My VULCAN EYE sou-”
“Who the fuck is this retard?” The eyepatched girl scoffs from behind you.
Catastrovania immediately swings around, her fists balled up and her lip already trembling. “I am NOT mentally deficient!” She cries out, stamping her foot on the ground.

>What do you do?

>>3427808
"she's here to watch the fight between #1 and Trigger-sama"
act like when Summers stabbed TD to get that Yakuza feel

>>3427835
>>3427808
Support

>>3427835
Include
>"I'm from the branch, those chucklefucks sent me to aid trigger-sama anyway I can."

roll1d6

>>3427835
Supportin'

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>>3427835
>>3427883
>>3427885
>>3427926

>"she's here to watch the fight between #1 and Trigger-sama"
>"I'm from the branch, those chucklefucks sent me to aid trigger-sama anyway I can."

“S-she’s here to watch the fight between the #1 a-and Trigger-sama.” You respond hesitantly, your eyes darting around the room while you visibly sweat. “I’m from the-.. the, the branch. Those c-chucklefucks sent me to aid Trigger-sama, a-anyway I can.”
The smoking girl’s eyes narrow at you. She looks a bit young to be smoking, but you’re still intimidated by her cold glare. “Whatever.” The smoking girl shrugs. “He’s up in the steam baths. If she’s going to fight, then make sure she shuts the fuck up. Don’t wanna end up cleaning her off the bath floor if Namahage gets angry.”
Catastrovania seems to want to protest, but she gets what you’re going for. Instead, she simply bites her lip and snivels.

>What do you do?

>>3427980
>*To Catastrovania* You heard her, let's go.
Do you best hired muscle impression and escort her to the stream baths

>Grab KATANA on your way out
and equip it to TD

>>3427992
This + grab a beer bottle

>>3427980
Now that we've introduced ourselves, try to pat the cat again.

>>3427980
What do these 3 do in the front anyway?
>>3428003
Probably doesn't like that looks like the deskman or something

>>3427980
stroke the cat

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>>3427992
>>3428001
>>3428003
>>3428011
>>3428074

>*To Catastrovania* You heard her, let's go.
>Grab KATANA on your way out
>This + grab a beer bottle
>Now that we've introduced ourselves, try to pat the cat again.

“Y-you heard her. Let’s go.” You tell the chuunibyou firmly, giving her a light shove forward. She stumbles ahead even with the softness of your push, grumbling about her being totally sick of this. She really is light. “H-hurry up, so we can.. watch Trigger-sama s-sweep the floor with the #1.”
While Twink Daddy leads Catastrovania ahead to the elevator, grabbing the katana, you snag a beer bottle off the table. It might come in handy later. Similarly, you head over to the floating cat thing with the funny tail, attempting to stroke it’s head. It very quickly and immediately bats your hand away.
“Quick trying to sexually assault me before I shove that plumber so far up your fucking ass that it cleans out your brain, pofu pofu~!” The rough hewn voice escapes from its mouth yet again. You figure you’d better head up to the steam bath.

>What do you do?

>>3428198
>ask what these guys do in the front? its not like at the branch.
>just go to the steam bath already

>>3428198
Tell the kitty he's bad pofu pofu. Then go in.

>>3428238
>>3428198
Support

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>>3428213
>>3428238
>>3428284

>ask what these guys do in the front? its not like at the branch.
>Tell the kitty he's bad pofu pofu. Then go in.
>just go to the steam bath already

“S-so-..? What, what, um- what do you out here in the front? It’s not really, like, uh- y’know, like my branch or anything..” You ask hesitantly, turning your attention to the little girl with the eyepatch after you were grilled by the stupid cat hotdog tail thing. You still feel nervous around it.
“Sit around. Play cards. Wait for Trigger to come around. Sometimes he complains about alimony. Sometimes he brings his kid with him.” She shrugs. “It’s whatever.” Turning to the cat, you almost open your mouth to call it a bad pofu pofu, but he shoots you a glare of such great intimidation that you immediately recoil and slink to the elevator.

…

You stand in the elevator with Catastrovania. It’s quiet, save for the elevator music, which is playing Madoka Magica’s OP. Catastrovania seems noticeably more uncomfortable in such a tight space, her arms hugging closely to her side. She glances over to you.

“U-uhm- out there, when they called me, like.. a freak, and stupid, and stuff, you don’t really.. agree with them about me, right..?” She asks.

>What do you do?

>>3428442
>"you're slightly strange but in not a bad way you're you."
>"of course I'm not a good judge of that I've myself in my apartment for years."

>>3428442
>"you're asking someone who wore an ahegao unironically, you sure you want my opinion?"

>>3428512
kneesocks*

>>3428442
>you're alright, if you think well, they're really fucked up.
>who the fuck have children in their constructive? that's creepy as hell.
>meanwhile you have a cool metro

>>3428442
"You're strange, but you're not a freak. You're passionate and I'd like to do more friend stuff with you."

>>3428442
>twink daddy is in twink daddy's inventory
>twink daddy is a container containing itself
Unless TD has that seme-TD-guy hidden in his jacket, he's become a paradox. Is this the power of 4 dimensional hands?

>>3428442
>Pat her head

>>3428543
Supporting

>>3428543
>>3429173
These.

>>3428442
Ask her if she thinks she’s a freak.

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>>3428543
>>3429173

>you're alright, if you think well, they're really fucked up.
>who the fuck have children in their constructive? that's creepy as hell.
>meanwhile you have a cool metro
>Pat her head

“U-uhm-.. You’re alright. If you think about it, th-they’re really fucked up. Who the h-hell has children in their Constructive? That’s super creepy.” You reassure Catastrovania. “Meanwhile, you have a cool metro. You-you’re strange, but-.. You’re not a freak. Y-you’re passionate, and I’d like to do more friend stuff with you.”
She seems to rise a little under your praise, nodding. “O-oh, yeah! Definitely.” She eagerly nods. Patting her on the head, you feel like a COOL older sister or something, despite the fact that you are as humanly far as possible from serving as a good role model. Catastrovania seems a little more sure of herself, though, so maybe it was worth it.

Arriving at the floor, the elevator opens up into some sort of locker room. It feels vaguely reminiscent of Samurai Summer’s pre-fight locker room, but much cleaner and more colorful. It smells vaguely of an old family bakery on a rainy summer evening with the cicadas singing. The door nearby seems to lead into the actual steam bath, where Trigger and Namahage likely await.

>What do you do?

>>3429833
>Search the lockers
Once more for luck. Then
>Enter steam bath

>>3429833
Take off suit jacket because it's going to be steamy in there.

>>3429833
Ask Catastronomy if she can summon Twink Dad a second, slighly smaller katana, assuming that’s not against the rules.

Being able to dual weild against a magical girl is very important, if our watching of Kill La Kill has taught us anything. It’s like, the only yuribait show we respect.

>>3429982
Do cool yakuza ever take off their suit jackets?
Does Trigger Impact ever take off his suit jacket?
Also for all we know the steam baths might not even be too warm or humid. This constructive has a theme of being not quite the thing it seems to be, for example locker rooms smelling like a bakery.

>>3429833
Peek in, also did we have to dress up something tells me that those would already let us through

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>>3429883
>>3429992

>Search the lockers
>Ask Catastronomy if she can summon Twink Dad a second, slighly smaller katana, assuming that’s not against the rules.

You decide to search the LOCKERS first, partly to determine as to whether there’s actually anything useful, partly for luck. As you dig through the lockers, you don’t find much of use save for some towels, presumably for the steam bath. Looking over your shoulder, Catastrovania scoffs. “So lame,” She rolls her eyes. “When you get to my age, you come to realize that such mortal frivolities like “towels” are superficial at best.”

“H-hey, so, can you, like-.. summon another katana for Twink Daddy..? Y’know, to dual wield against Namahage.” You turn to the chuuni, who laughs in your face.
“Tcch. You think I’d waste even a MODICUM of my immense and limitless power to summon a katana?” She sneers. “Beside! Although I definitely, totally, could summon a katana if necessary, I don’t believe I necessarily want to, examining the situation purely from a logical route. But I definitely could summon one. I just don’t want to.”

You get the feeling that she cannot, in fact, summon a KATANA.

>What do you do?

>>3430195
Take a towel and give to Catastrovania in case we need to throw it. Ready plunger for fighting.

>>3430195
Peek into the steam bath

>>3430195
Give Twink Daddy a Towel, for towels are an instrument of (m)ass destruction in his hands.

>>3430195
Seconding >>3430229
>>3430237
Everyone gets a towel, towels are the most important tool you can own

Once we’re sufficiently toweled up, we fight a magical girl with our beautiful boy

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>>3430229
>>3430237
>>3430241

>Take a towel and give to Catastrovania in case we need to throw it. Ready plunger for fighting.
>Give Twink Daddy a Towel, for towels are an instrument of (m)ass destruction in his hands.
>Peek into the steam bath

Tossing Twink Daddy and Catastrovania a towel - Catastrovania misses catching it by a mile - you decide that everyone should get geared up to face Namahage and Trigger. Twink Daddy dons the towel around his waist whilst Catastrovania lets the towel hang loosely from her hands, staring at it as if confused with what to do with it.
Breaking away from the two, you peer into the steam baths - catching sight of Trigger and Namahage in a rather plain bathroom. Two bathtubs lie at both ends of the long corridor and despite the room already being rather humid, Trigger is still outfitted in his dress shirt and tie. Namahage seems to be pacing around the bath.

“God, where the fuck are they? Jesus. They’re taking their time. I hope Pofu-Pofu-kun didn’t kill them.” She complains, dragging her katana along the bathhouse floor, which leaves behind long scrape marks. “They literally just have to ride an elevator. How the hell did they get #1 before us, dad?”
Trigger shrugs, leaning against the wall. Upon closer inspection, you notice that due to the humidity, you can see his chest through the wet shirt clinging to it. You look closer. “The big guy doesn’t look like a slouch. And the girl might be smarter than we’d think. Just do your best out there, right, Nami? I’m sure you’ll do great.”
“Right!” Turning back to Trigger, you actually catch sight of the Construct smiling sweetly.

>What do you do?

>>3430332
Wait, they're distracted right now
>Get Twink Daddy to kick open the doors and let rip with a volley of bishonen sparkles
> Have BL and Cata take position on the wall either side of the doors
So they're out of sight of the two in the baths, and also have the wall as some protection between them and attacks.

>>3430332
Our endgame is to get Trigger flustered so TD can yaoi touch him for that sweet powerup.

>>3430332
>“They literally just have to ride an elevator. How the hell did they get #1 before us, dad?”
>dad
Looks like Trigger Impact and Namahage's relationship is similar to BL and TD's relationship.

>>3430332
Looks like it’s daddy vs daddy! Get VISIBLY EXCITED and SWEATY at the prospect of TD touching Mr. Yakuza with his YAOI HANDS

>>3430390
>Suppress some unhealthy fantasies involving dads.
>I SAID SUPPRESS THEM
>Fail this miserably.
>Get lost in some sort of perverse fantasies about dads...

>>3430376
Are you sure he isn't a lolicon. The way nami is smiling says otherwise. In fact why don't we just throw that trigger picture in her face.

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>>3430390
>>3430456

>Looks like it’s daddy vs daddy! Get VISIBLY EXCITED and SWEATY at the prospect of TD touching Mr. Yakuza with his YAOI HANDS
>Suppress some unhealthy fantasies involving dads.
>I SAID SUPPRESS THEM
>Fail this miserably.
>Get lost in some sort of perverse fantasies about dads…

Uh oh! The sight of Trigger dressed in a tight fitting and wet dress shirt has gotten you lost in the sauce in some sort of dad fantasy! Roll a 1d100 to escape your VISIBLY EXCITED and SWEATY dad fantasies!

>Roll.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3430545

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3430545
Not now bl

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3430545
...Sorry? (actually im not sorry)

>>3430551
>>3430556
>>3430580
Jesus have we ever gotten a bad roll

>>3430627
Don’t worry, we will fail all important rolls.

>>3430634
T'is the quest way

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>>3430346

>Get Twink Daddy to kick open the doors and let rip with a volley of bishonen sparkles
> Have BL and Cata take position on the wall either side of the doors

Quickly snapping out of your gross, rotten, dirty minded dad fantasies - you duck back behind the door, motioning for Twink Daddy to move in quickly! It’s a good thing you were able to pull yourself out of your lusty thoughts before they could notice, because Twink Daddy takes advantage of their seeming laxness and kicks the door open, his shirtless body on full display, towel hanging loosely from his hips.

As Catastrovania whines quietly to you while hiding behind the walls about how she could totally take care of Namahage right now, Twink Daddy unleashes a volley of BISHIE TWINKLES in the direction of Namahage. The “magical girl” seems caught off guard for a moment, a single white-hot STAR grazing her shoulder, before taking action and rolling out of sight. As Namahage shows off a pretty impressive dodging act, acrobatically twisting and sliding to dodge the volley, Trigger barely moves - the stars seemingly avoiding him by inches. He’s way too cool to dodge.

She comes to a sliding halt near a tub, her face already red hot in rage as she rubs at the wounded shoulder. “Fucking coward!” She spits, picking herself up with the katana as leverage. “What? Where the hell is your Constructor and her stupid little friend? Too pussy to show their face?” Trigger folds his arms, remaining SILENTLY JUDGY.

>What do you do?

>>3430723
>blackmail her with the trigger photo

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gonna head to sleep pretty soon (since it's 6 PM) and gonna be up at around midnight EST, so won't be updating until then. for now, thanks for reading!

>>3430723
Cry out from cover, “At least HIS constructor isn’t a gross lolicon creep who makes his daughter wear bikinis for him, Miss Electra Complex!” Maybe throw in something about how that’s why he’s paying alimony or something.

Does it make much sense? No. But the idea is to get under their skin

Also I know this is kind of off topic but I love this quest, man, Blitzrapier is one of my favorite boys ever, I love the little brat and want to be his aniki

>>3430723
Have Catastrovania telekinetically launch beer bottle from cover at Trigger, while TD distracts Namahage with his sweet sword skills. Also, ready plunger in case of retaliation.

>>3430792
Yeah there's been lots of fun characters. I like madotsuki a lot would wanna be her father.

>>3430740
you know we haven't seem him or a lot of people down the line in a while

>>3430723
>Show yourself! You are not THAT cowardly!
>Probably.
>Well, at least throw something at her.

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>>3432593
>>3430728
>>3430792

>Show yourself! You are not THAT cowardly!
>Probably.
>Well, at least throw something at her.
>Cry out from cover, “At least HIS constructor isn’t a gross lolicon creep who makes his daughter wear bikinis for him, Miss Electra Complex!” Maybe throw in something about how that’s why he’s paying alimony or something.

“A-at least HIS Constructor isn’t some g-gross lolicon creep who makes his kid wear bikinis for him, Miss Electra Complex..!” You call out from behind the wall.
Namahage’s head seems to snap to face you, raising her katana to meet you. “There.” She hisses, taking a step toward your position. Twink Daddy positions himself, ready to fight.
“S-stay here, okay? I’ll tell you when to come out.” You tell Catastrovania, who gives a quick nod and a thumbs up. She seems to get the idea.

You jump out from behind cover, ready to engage in COMBAT - you throw a plunger at Namahage, the only form of combat you know. The plunger misses by a mile and lands a good bit to her left. She stares at it blankl;y, a sneer already crossing her features. “Is this a joke?”
“I-I, uh-..” You stutter.
“.. Aha! It’s me, too! I’m here, too!” Catastrovania loudly proclaims, interrupting you as she jumps out from behind cover and waves her hands in the air. “Me! The best girl! Catastrovania Strifaust Moriituros IX!”

Namahage’s face seems to contort into a look of disgust as Trigger chuckles, walking to the nearby bath. He turns it up and steam slowly begins to rise.

>What do you do?

>>3432805
>hand our gay son the LEWD Trigger Impact photo in hopes it will help fuel his yaoi powers and/or raise his morale and fighting spirit

>>3432805
Doesn't her mask create a blind spot in her defences? Have Twink Daddy attack her from her left side and try to keep one of his hands out of her eyesight.
Also this >>3432871

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>>3432871
>>3432907

>hand our gay son the LEWD Trigger Impact photo in hopes it will help fuel his yaoi powers and/or raise his morale and fighting spirit
>Doesn't her mask create a blind spot in her defences? Have Twink Daddy attack her from her left side and try to keep one of his hands out of her eyesight.

Thinking quickly, you move to reach for the LEWD Trigger photo to hand off to Twink Daddy - ideally, to help to fuel his yaoi powers and raise his morale..! Unfortunately, your soft hands are bad at precise motor movement, especially when nervous, and you fumble about - only to drop the photo on the slick floor beneath you. You bend down to grab it - but you find that the steam from the baths is now flooding the room, massively decreasing visibility. Looking around, you come to realize that you can barely even see anything - the steam is so thick that it’s almost difficult to breathe.

You hear the sound of scraping steel against wood, Twink Daddy and Namahage engaging in combat, and Catastrovania loudly whining while fumbling around the room.

>What do you do?

>>3432977
>grope around hoping that you will find something.
>try to find a door and open so steam can dissipate.

>>3432977
>Grope behind you to find the door, and open it

>>3432977
>Have cat replicate a fan motion with her psychic powers to clear the steam

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>>3433015
>>3433076
>>3433078

>grope around hoping that you will find something.
>try to find a door and open so steam can dissipate.
>Grope behind you to find the door, and open it
>Have cat replicate a fan motion with her psychic powers to clear the steam

“C-cat? Can you- c-can you fan this steam away..?” You ask nervously, looking around wildly in the steam.
“That’s now how it works! B-but, I’ll try..” You hear a voice huff some feet to your left - you do manage to catch a silhouette of the girl, though. She’s swinging her arms around to try to blow the steam away. She looks like a windmill.

You forgo the usage of psychic powers and grope around behind you, looking for the door, only to find - nothing. Instead, you find yourself pawing at nothing. In fact, there doesn’t seem to be a wall at all. It’s simply the platform holding you up now. As you pick yourself up, you find the steam quickly dissipating around you - the bath tubs and walls seem to have dissipated alongside it, making way for a long steamhouse bath floor and a pastel vista of stars and planets surrounding you. Trigger and Namahage stand opposite you on the floating platform.

“Sorry. Had to make this a proper fight.” Trigger crushes a cigarette under foot before pulling another one from his dress shirt. Namahage’s blade skirts along the surface of the bath and a single spark flies up and lights up the cigarette, which he returns to his lips. You’re pretty sure that’s now how that works, but it looked cool enough. “You ready now?”

>What do you do?

>>3433157
>FINAL DESTINATION, NO PLUNGERS, CONSTRUCTS ONLY

>>3433157
>Yes
>Hand over a Trigger photo to TD
>Make him dual wield katana and towel for maximum destructive power.
>Try not to stare at TD ass too much.

>>3433157
Have TD pull out a cigarette and have him ask to light it from Triggers own cigarette, effective setting up a High sexual tension where they reach their faces towards one another so the cigarettes will touch between their heads.

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>>3433182
>>3433209

>Yes
>Hand over a Trigger photo to TD
>Make him dual wield katana and towel for maximum destructive power.
>Try not to stare at TD ass too much.
>Have TD pull out a cigarette and have him ask to light it from Triggers own cigarette, effective setting up a High sexual tension where they reach their faces towards one another so the cigarettes will touch between their heads.

You attempt to hand over the TRIGGER PHOTO to Twink Daddy, but unfortunately, his inventory is full..! Instead, you simply encouragingly hold up the image for him, granting him a boost of MORALE and MANLY DETERMINATION. He whips his towel off his hips, equipping it in his off hand - wielding the power of a katana, towel, and his censored crotch region combined. While Namahage seems only slightly discomforted by the sudden shift, Catastrovania immediately covers her eyes and turn to the corner, whimpering. You are staring. Trigger simply smirks, crossing his arms.

“Mind getting me a light?” Twink Daddy smugly asks, holding an unlit cigarette out to Trigger.
“If you’re looking to speed the process up, I’m sure Namahage can kill you faster than a cigarette.” He takes a drag off his own. “But to be sporting, I’ll let you have the first move.”

>What do you do?

>>3433429
Charge up crotch beam? or just nipple lasers if that's impossible.
Also grab plunger.

>>3433429
Yaoi crotch shine to blind them. Follow that up with some dangerous katana and towel whip action.

Also, grab plunger.

>>3433429
YAOI happens.

>>3433429
Supporting these >>3433670 >>3433676

>>3433429
I swear I seen that background from Steven universe
>cat can't you use your powers for anything

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>>3433670
>>3433676
>>3433703

>Yaoi crotch shine to blind them. Follow that up with some dangerous katana and towel whip action.
>Also, grab plunger.
>cat can't you use your powers for anything

Twink Daddy decides to prep a CROTCH SHINE in order to flash Namahage and Trigger- and with Trigger offering Twink Daddy the first go, he's capable of temporarily disarming Namahage. Bright light covers the starry battlefield, emanating directly from Twink Daddy’s exposed CROTCH REGION. The bikini wearing Construct stumbles, snarling something about this “shit being weird as fuck” and “the Constructor must be a complete freak.”

“C-can’t you use your powers for anything..?!” You ask, turning back to Catastrovania with a frown as Twink Daddy prepares to attack.
“N-n-not while he’s naked.” The chuuni shivers, crouching down and hugging her knees to her chest.

>Roll a 1d100 for your KATANA and TOWEL WHIP mixup. Best of 3.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3433793

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3433793

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3433793

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3433793

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>>3433801

>Rolled 70 (1d100)

Whilst Namahage is distracted, attempting to rub the hot white image of a CROTCH FLASH from her sight, Twink Daddy slides into a comfortable position in front of her - unleashing a wave of towel batterings and katana hacks upon the girl. Her skin withstands the brunt of the attack, but thin cuts trace her arms and torso - evidently, the attack had some sort of lasting effect, no matter her durability. Namahage quickly backs off, ducking underneath Twink Daddy’s blows - her mask seeming a dash angrier than before.

Namahage manages to keep an air of “professionalism” as she charges Twink Daddy, sword slowly raised to pierce through his chest in a familiar motion. Catastrovania is still clinging to the corner of the platform, covering her PURE, VIRGIN EYES from the blinding mosaic censor of Twink Daddy’s bare ass.

>What do you do?

>>3434192
use the towel as an improvised whip, grabbing the blade and parrying the thrust!
then give her a potent thrust of your own

>>3434192
Have Cat pass the towel to you who can then have it drape it around TD when the fight goes to a lull. Then perhaps Cat can provide assistance.

>>3434192

>>3434236
This

>>3434192
tell cat to suck it and take it like a man so she can do something

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>>3434222
>>3434236

>Have Cat pass the towel to you who can then have it drape it around TD when the fight goes to a lull. Then perhaps Cat can provide assistance.
>use the towel as an improvised whip, grabbing the blade and parrying the thrust!

Whilst Catastrovania is crying in the corner after seeing the ever powerful CROTCH FLASH from Twink Daddy, you glance back to the chuunibyou. “C-cat. Your towel..?”
“Fine fine fine fine fine fine-” She whimpers, throwing the towel at you. She misses by a good bit and you have to walk over to pick the tough cloth off the bathhouse floor.

Twink Daddy, meanwhile, decides to use the towel as an improvised whip - swinging the ABSORBENT DICK COVERING CLOTH toward Namahage’s blade in an attempt to disarm her! A tough battle of strength, but one that might be worth if it you can get the katana out of her hands.

>>Roll a 1d100 for your PARRYING OF NAMAHAGE. Best of 3. HARD roll.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3434261

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>3434261

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3434261

>>3434270
nice.

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>Rolled 90 (1d100)

For some reason, LUCK and GAY STRENGTH smile upon Twink Daddy today! Using the towel as a makeshift whip, he slings the thick cloth toward the opposing blade - it finds it’s path, enclosing itself around the folded CONSTRUCT STEEL. Namahage seems to almost gasp as he thrusts the cloth opposite her swing and parries the attack, the rather comparatively flimsy blade flying across the platform and clattering against the bath floor, just nearby her feet. Unfortunately, she is still within TWINK DADDY’S REACH.

Catastrovania takes a brief glimpse behind herself before swinging back around, turning back to face the stars. Her face is visibly EXTREMELY RED.

>What do you do>

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Apologies for the SLOW updates today, but I think I'll be able to significantly speed things up by the next session and could bring the thread to a close by next session maybe? I'm going to sleep since it's 6 PM EST and should be up by 1 AM.

In the mean time, here's a teenage Madotsuki. She left her hat with her dad for safe keeping.

>>3434334
>mock trigger's constructive as the most lame constructive ever, like, woah.
>unsafe for children
>beer bottles and cigar butts are all around
>no puzzles
>tried to kill us inside a bathroom with no toilet
>also his construct called us mean words

>>3434334
>Twink Daddy needs to touch the Trigger in order to activate his special power

>>3434528
Aren't there prerequisites to that though? Like touch after weakened or flustered or something? Because it didn't work on Richard that one time.
>>3434334
We need to force Namahage away from her blade. Use the towel as a whip to push her back.

>>3434653
It didn't work on Richard but it did work on Sunny... wait hold on. If the person needs to be flustered to copy their ability, then we could have TD copy Catastrovania's ability right now???

>>3434688
No, we touched Richard.
"Twink Daddy decides to go for Dick’s Richard with his free hand - with Sunny getting so close to smashing his pretty face in with a baseball bat, it’s now or never. Dropping the BADLY ABUSED SCISSORBLADE - you quickly duck in and scoop it up into your hands to prevent it from hitting the floor - he sends his left hand hurtling in to grab Richard. The hand twirls in the air before wrapping it’s meaty fingers around Dick.

“Oh, sh-” Dick’s eyes widen, but just as quickly as he’d been groped, he’d been released. He manages to hold Dandy’s limp body steady as the had shoots back to his side, including the Rocket hand that was managing to keep Sunny in place. Without the rocketing fist, Sunny steadies her balance and swings her momentum up directly into your head-

Her bat is caught as a new figure seems to emerge from - Twink Daddy? As if he had simply stepped from his body. The newly formed massive, floating hand clutches the bat for a moment before easily flinging it from Sunny’s hand and to the side. You take a moment to examine the figure. He looks a lot like Twink Daddy, but his hair is darker, and the suit jacket has been replaced by a tightly fitted shirt.

The secondary Construct looks back at you, flashing the vaguest hint of a smile. “Name’s Seme Misericorde.” It seems that you have temporary access to a SECONDARY CONSTRUCT - you can now finish the fight.

Richard is repeatedly saying “Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh shit-” As he stumbles to the door."
I was thinking maybe it only worked if we touched guys, but maybe it isn't. We should test that out by touching Cat.

>>3434688
It didn't work on Sunny though, Twink Daddy wasn't able to empower us.

>>3434715
>We should test that out by touching Cat.
Seconding this. We should distract Trigger and Namahage to give TD the opportunity to saunter over to Cat.
Or we should grab Cat and push her over to TD for ease of use.

>>3434817
Given her current state, I feel resorting to brute chaotic tactics like that will constitute as betraying the modicum of trust we've promised Starphase to be nice to her sister. Let's keep that as a convenient last resort instead.

>>3435817
That's a fair point. Thinking about it now, it's also pretty out of character for us.

>>3435886
>>3435817
Alrighty
So then the plan is to touch Trigger?
For reference, since we don't really know how TD works, have this passage from our fight with Richard.
"“He's into you too, isn't he? You like her, don't you Richard?” Twink Daddy adds with a smug, mocking smile. This seems to cause Sunny to perk up yet again, her face reddening a dash as she just briefly glances back to Richard. “To be honest, I didn’t take Richard for wa-”

“Are you kidding me? Have you seen that pancake chest?” Richard snorts, interrupting Cinco before he could even finish the taunt. “Maybe I could use it as like, an ironing board or something, but other than that..” Sunny’s face goes completely red as she shouts at him from across the hall.

“What the hell are you-” Her words are interrupted as Cinco takes this opportunity to send his larger Yaoi hand flying directly into her flight-deck chest, spiraling into the flat plane. But much to both your and your Construct’s surprise - Sunny manages to raise her bat just in time, catching the flying fist.

Whereas Twink Daddy’s flying, floating Yaoi hands are typically incomparable in strength - it seems her TSUNDERE STRENGTH is pretty equally matching it as she grinds her heels into the ground and maintains her position. She grits her teeth as she starts to walk forward- pushing the fist closer and closer to both you and Cinco, closing the gap efficiently.

“It’s over, Cinco..!” Richard laughs, almost folding his arms before realizing he’s supporting Dandy and quickly picking her up again. “Sunny can’t be beat by one defector bodyguard!” As Sunny moves closer to you with MURDEROUS INTENT, it seems that she’s pretty tied up with holding back your single hand. So much so that it seems Cinco’s body is open for a THOROUGH GRABBING. And something seems different this time."

How will we know if Mr. Cool Yakuza Man Trigger Impact has met OP's arbritrary prerequisite? Should we just show him the picture/get TD to show him the picture?
And wait a second I just realized
>>3434334
>Unfortunately, she is still within TWINK DADDY’S REACH
Is this a hint from OP to grab Namahage so she can't move?

>>3435937
I really need to go through and review the other quests again for this stuff.
I think your intuition is correct though. Another THOROUGH GRABBING may be in order.

>>3434382
Did she always have those eyes and just couldn't see them well.

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>>3434528
>>3435937

>Twink Daddy needs to touch the Trigger in order to activate his special power
>So then the plan is to touch Trigger?

With the katana out of Namahage’s hands, Twink Daddy sees an open opportunity - Trigger Impact is right there, defenseless..! Rather than going for the masked girl, both of his hands shoot out toward the yakuza and wrap themselves around him, binding him in Twink Daddy’s MEATY FINGERS. He squeezes a little for good measure. Unfortunately, the BOOMER in front of you seems utterly nonplussed by the sudden grab - he hardly reacts at all! Truly, he hardly seems to give a SHIT. Amazing. He regards Twink Daddy with a shrug - and nothing changes. No new POWER courses through Twink Daddy.

Namahage, meanwhile, seems to go ape shit in front of you. She begins to visibly shake, even seemingly causing the platform beneath you to begin to quake. Both her fists are clenched so tightly that upon looking closely, you might be able to notice blood leaking from the grip. The young woman does not meet Twink Daddy’s eyes - rather, Namahage is staring straight down at the ground. “G-get your hands off my dad.” She hisses in a low and quiet voice. She raises her arms and slowly adjusts the mask strapped to the side of her head onto her face.

A blinding light covers the room as Twink Daddy’s grip loosens, using his hands to shield his BEAUTIFUL EYES from the glow. As the shine fades, the YAOI ENTITY slowly lowers his palm to catch sight of what stands before him - some sort of scarred boar, dragging it’s paws along the ground and its gaping mouth emitting occasional puffs of smoke. It appears NAMAHAGE is now BERSERK.

>What do you do?

>>3436312
Looks like we messed with the bull and finna get the horns.
Luckly we are perfectly prepared, just like the Matadors of old.
>Toro TORO!

>>3436312
Get that beer bottle in her mouth.

>>3436312
It's a oni throw basedbeans at it

>>3436386
Meant s-o-y beans

>>3436312
that's adorable.

Beat it.

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>>3436319
>>3436395
>>3436368

>Toro TORO!
>Get that beer bottle in her mouth.
>It's a oni throw basedbeans at it

Taking advantage of the situation, you throw the beer bottle at the monster. Somehow - perhaps from practice, in throwing things constantly - you actually manage to get it into her gaping maw!-.. The bottle disappears into her mouth almost immediately, and she seems utterly unbothered. And unfortunately, you lack any S O Y beans to toss..!

Twink Daddy waves the towel about at BERSERK NAMAHAGE - the fluttering motion not enraging her at all! Instead, the massive, tusked creature turns her attention to Catastrovania. Namahage begins to barrel toward the girl, her mouth wide open and drool trailing behind her.

>What do you do?

>>3436443
>>3436443
>>3436443
Aw shit

>Have TD draw aggro back to himself by saying that he wants to become her dad's daddy *wink wink nudge nudge*
>Warn edgelady to get out of the way.

>>3436443
Yaoi grab her horns from behind and flip Namahage onto her back.

>>3436452
this.

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>>3436452
>>3436479

>Have TD draw aggro back to himself by saying that he wants to become her dad's daddy *wink wink nudge nudge*
>Warn edgelady to get out of the way.

Twink Daddy decides to draw aggro - smirking, he turns to NAMAHAGE. "What's wrong? Upset that I'm going to end up your dad's daddy?" He wiggles around for EXTRA EFFECT.

"U-uh-.. Cat..!" You warn. Catastrovania peeks behind her - only to freeze at the sight of the charging tusked creature.

>Roll a 1d100 to draw aggro from a BERSERKING NAMAHAGE. Best of 3.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3436508
Believe in the power of hot dads

>>3436508
Gotta save best girl
dice+1d100

>>3436516
dice+1d100 in options field anon

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3436508

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3436508

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>>3436513

>Rolled 50 (1d100)

Namahage barrels toward the frozen with her mouth agape - you look away - and when looking back, you watch as Catastrovania's legs disappear into the beast's gullet with barely a chance for her to yelp. Catastrovania has been EATEN, and the BERSERK NAMAHAGE appears to be eyeing you next.

>What do you do?

>>3436537
Nipple Lasers?

>>3436537
Namahage is near the edge push her off

>>3436537
open her belly with our sword! We must save the weirdo!

>>3436537
>Call for Cata to try to make blades to cut through Piggy's stomach.
If she's still alive

>Nipple / Crotch laser her off the edge of the platform

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>>3436545
>>3436549
>>3436576

>>Call for Cata to try to make blades to cut through Piggy's stomach.
>Nipple Lasers?
>Nipple / Crotch laser her off the edge of the platform

“C-Cat..? Y-you in there..?” You stutter quietly, still a bit shocked. No response comes from the boar.

In retaliation, Twink Daddy fires off twin NIPPLE LASER BLASTS - the concussive force impacting BERSERK NAMAHAGE well enough and sidling her up against the edge of the platform. But it appears her weight is too great to be pushed by MERE NIPPLE LASERS - and she continues to tank forward, shrugging the blasts off and charging in your direction with her mouth similarly agape. With her close, it appears that her mouth appears to be less of a toothy interior and more of an empty void.

>What do you do?

>>3436627
Have TD pull us out of the way of namahage with his MEATY YAOI HANDS. Maybe have him stick the pig with that pigsticker he's holding.

>>3436627
Hide behind trigger

>>3436638
>>3436627
Support

>>3436627
He killed cat! Slap him

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>>3436638
>>3436728

>Have TD pull us out of the way of namahage with his MEATY YAOI HANDS. Maybe have him stick the pig with that pigsticker he's holding.

In an effort to get yourself out of NAMAHAGE'S PATH, you order Twink Daddy to snatch you out of the way and attempt to stick the katana into Namahage!

>Roll a 1d100 to avoid getting eaten by the tusked monster.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3436900
Come on!

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3436900

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3436900

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>Rolled 94 (1d100)

Twink Daddy just narrowly manages to swing you out of the way of NAMAHAGE’S path, causing her to barrel forward out of control - taking advantage of that, he pulls back with his katana and with a single, well-placed pierce, sticks the blade into her side. Namahage bellows, violently swinging the bulk of her body wildly for just a moment before coming to a collapse on the side of the platform. With a thick haze of light, her battered, humanoid body remains - the blade stuck into her side sticking out above her.

Nearby, WORST GIRL, covered in NAMAHAGE GUT JUICE, lies, still shaking and hugging her body near the beer bottle you flung into Namahage’s gullet a little earlier. “G-gross-.. Gross-.. Gross..” She whispers, tearing up. It seems she was able to survive to write another poorly received quest. As you kneel down to examine Namahage - who is groaning and trying to bat you away even still - Trigger steps forward, clapping his hands. “Good job..! Guess I couldn’t have expected anything less from the number one.” He announces.

>What do you do?

>>3437063
Comfort Catastrovania via head pats and soft words.

>>3437063
>Thanks. Uh, sorry about stabbing your daughter construct. Do you need help with her?

>>3437063
Give Cat your towel so she can wipe herself down.

>>3437063
>Give Cat your towel so she can clean up.
Then
>>3437080

>>3437063
>"Man you are a terrible father, come comfort your daughter you deadbeat! if my son-father got hurt like that I don't know what i'd do."
>Comfort Cata
>Make sure TD is still ready for any sneak attacks

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>>3437073
>>3437086
>>3437091
>>3437096


>What do you do?

>Comfort Catastrovania via head pats and soft words.
>Give Cat your towel so she can wipe herself down.
>"Man you are a terrible father, come comfort your daughter you deadbeat! if my son-father got hurt like that I don't know what i'd do."
>Make sure TD is still ready for any sneak attacks

Kneeling down by Catastrovania, you pat her head and reassure her in a quiet voice, saying that even if she did hide her eyes from Twink Daddy’s bare ass for the majority of the fight, she tried her best, and that’s what matters. Catastrovania, despite still violently shivering and tearing up, seems to rise noticeably under your KIND WORDS and HEADPATS. You similarly offer her a towel, but she denies it feverishly, stating once again that as an IMMORTAL, she has no use for such frivolities as towels.

As Trigger approaches Namahage, moving to pull the sword from her side, you frown at the older man. “M-man, y-you’re a terrible father..! A-at least comfort her, you dead beat..!” You exclaim in a moment of surprising boldness. “I-if my son-father got hurt like that- I-I don’t know what I’d do.”
Trigger shrugs, pulling the katana with ease and swinging it around momentarily. “To tell the truth, I’d rather be at Maid Queen Palace with a plate of omurice and my favorite maid at my side right about now.” He swings the girl over his shoulder with surprising ease while she moans about being ready for another go at it. “Namahage’s the one who got upset about me being “displaced.” All these numbers are the same to me, but I tracked you down for her sake. She usually fights for longer, but I guess you’re number one for a reason, BL.”

>What do you do?

>>3437210
You could at least teach her that the numbers are meaningless.

>>3437210
>"If you say so, just make sure you take care of her."
>Ask if they'd like to go to Maid Queen Palace right now to get some food or something. We could probably buy since we have Daddy's Credit card.

>>3437210
have TD whip him inthe ass with the towel

>>3437210
>have td redress we aren't even in a bath anymore
>act awkward about that
>you should really discipline your daughter more

>>3437210
"Who told you about us in the first place?"

>>3437259
>>3437210
Support

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>>3437258
>>3437259
>>3437368
>>3437506
>>3437534

>You could at least teach her that the numbers are meaningless.
>have td redress we aren't even in a bath anymore
>act awkward about that
>you should really discipline your daughter more
>"If you say so, just make sure you take care of her."
>Ask if they'd like to go to Maid Queen Palace right now to get some food or something. We could probably buy since we have Daddy's Credit card.
>"Who told you about us in the first place?"

“Y-you could at least teach her that numbers are meaningless.” You frown, staring at the tired father.
“I’m sure you know how stubborn some people can get when they’re vying for number one.” He shoots back. You are unsure of how to respond.
“J-just- um.. Make sure you take care of her.” You advise. “W-would you like to g-go to Maid Queen Place to get some f-food..? I can probably buy..”
“Not today. I’m already running late to pick up my other kid from school.” He coughs, a bit of smoke escaping from his lips. “Maybe this weekend. Saturday. Consider it an apology for Nami eating your little friend. You don’t need to say if you’ll be free or not. I already know the answer to that.”

…

After Trigger Impact refills the platform with steam, causing the platform to return to its base within the building - you manage to get Twink Daddy redressed and Catastrovania a good bit less slimy. As you change from the Constructive suit to your real, gross ahegao kneesocks, you glance back to Trigger, who wrapped Namahage’s side in bandages. “H-how did you find out about us, in the first place..? Who told you where we were?”
“Some guy. With a hoodie. Glasses, mouth covering. Couldn’t tell you a name.” He shrugs. “I can tell you more when we sit down next week.”
With that, Trigger Impact stands up with Namahage slung over his shoulder and exits the locker room, the Constructive enveloping you in blackness.

…

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You are back in Catastrovania’s apartment. Starphase doesn’t appear to be in the living room, but you can hear the faint sound of television from the hallway. Catastrovania seems to let loose a sigh of relief, her hair still a bit wet, but a triumphant smile is smattered across her features.
“A-an easy win for me! A good thing I chose to get eaten so that you could defeat that beast, r-right?” She turns to you with a faint smile.

>What do you do?

>>3437628
WE DIDN'T PET THE CAT, POFU POFU

we didn't get number one because we wanted to. we were just placed.

>>3437628
I'll repay you somehow
Also, pet her to replace the cat shaped hole in our heart.

>>3437628
>eat with cat
nothing like a meal after a fight

>>3437755
>>3437675
these

>>3437675
We can always pet Samurai Summer's cat

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>>3437675
>>3437755
>>3437783

>I'll repay you somehow
>Also, pet her to replace the cat shaped hole in our heart.
>eat with cat

“I-I’ll repay you somehow.” You reassure Catastrovania, petting her with GREAT CARE. She doesn’t seem to protest.
“Aha..! Well- luckily, with, my.. my great hospitality, I’m willing to even provide you with a home cooked meal for you to repay me for, as well.!” She proudly announces, pulling you by the arm toward the hallway. “J-just, one second, let me grab Starphase so she can cook something..”

...

As she bursts into Starphase’s room, Catastrovania loudly pronounces, “STARPHASE PLEASE COOK BL AND TWINK DADDY AND ME A DINNER WORTH THE NUMBER ONE POSITION IN THE UCA PLEASE!” She stands proudly in a room she came into without knocking. “I BASICALLY DEFEATED NAMAHAGE BY MYSEL- Oh, you have someone over..” Catastrovania seems to shrink at the sight of the little girl next to Starphase, immediately retreating closer to the door. You remain close to the door, just barely peeking out.
“Oh? You’re back earlier than I thought you’d be. Hope you had fun.” Starphase gets up off her bed. It looks like she was watching something with a friend - who is currently enraptured with the television screen and hasn’t even seemed to notice your entrance. “I was gonna make something for Maddie, but I can make plenty for your friends, too.”

>What do you do?

>>3438262
Great best girl Madotsuki

>>3438262
Say hi to Madotsuki!

>>3438262
help out with making dinner... as best you can

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>>3438292
>>3438303
>>3438317

“U-uh-.. Madotsuki?” You offer to the small, black haired girl by Starphase - who turns to face you with a look of surprise. At least, as much surprise that can be emoted with most of her face covered up. “Hi..?|
“O-oh..! Uhm, BL..? Hiya!I didn’t know you knew Starphase..” She tilts her head at you. “And, her- um, sister..?”

After a long bout of introduction, you eventually settle into a COMFORTABLE EVENING of attempting to cook (poorly) with Starphase to enjoy a dinner with Twink Daddy, Madotsuki, and Catastrovania. After accidentally ruining Starphase’s long and arduous cooking, you call for a pizza.

(yahoo end of chapter six)

>>3438262
Help with dinner... by looking after Madotsuki and Cat, since we always order food from delivery and don't know how to cook anymore.

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chapter six archived! thanks for reading. madotsuki's big adventure up next.

>>3438367
woo, thanks for running!

>>3438367
can't wait

>>3438367
Thanks for running!

>>3438367
Thanks for the run!

>>3438367
Thanks again!